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Speaker: I don't like brownies.
Speaker: Either have cake or have a cookie.
Speaker: That's right.
Speaker: I'm browniest.
Speaker: Disney is raising their ticket prices by up to 9% and the annual passes by 10%.
Speaker: Got a lot of kids to move.
Speaker: Those humans won't traffic themselves.
Speaker: You've heard of Amber Alerts.
Speaker: Your phone blows up.
Speaker: You see them on the highways when there's a missing child.
Speaker: Commie-Fornia passed a law creating a new Ebony Alert to find missing black children only.
Speaker: Coffing.
Speaker: We
Speaker: What are we doing?
Speaker: Coming soon, yellow alerts for missing Asian children.
Speaker: And, I don't know, jalapeno alerts for missing Latin children?
Speaker: All right, so your phone blows up.
Speaker: The hell was that?
Speaker: Ah, nothing.
Speaker: It's just a missing Asian kid.
Speaker: I'm only concerned and scope out the area for missing black kids.
Speaker: Even I think that's kind of cruel.
Speaker: Bill Gates is doing his part to save the Earth.
Speaker: No, he hasn't killed himself.
Speaker: But the climate change ho- I mean, scare, is over.
Speaker: Bill, does this chloroform rack smell funny Gates docked his $300 million super yacht, thereby saving you 800 gallons of diesel fuel per use.
