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2ND TASTE: Ep. #249: "What a Difference a President Makes” image

2ND TASTE: Ep. #249: "What a Difference a President Makes”

S5 E2429 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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*THIS WEEK:* 

  • We might have a new Champion for the, “Dumbest Fucking Mayor of All Time”!
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*On “A la Carte”:* If you need to some extra holiday scratch, ask Ukraine, Disney needs more money for human trafficking, and Bill Gates is doing his part to save the earth! Not, he hasn’t killed himself. 

*On “3 Pro Things”:* the easy way to get rid of President Coloring Book,  a highly-decorated Marine describes “‘war” perfectly, and someone you may have heard of nails it regarding the war in Israel.

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Transcript

Cake or Cookies: A Dessert Dilemma

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I don't like brownies.
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Either have cake or have a cookie.
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That's right.
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I'm browniest.

Disney Ticket Price Hike

00:00:04
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Disney is raising their ticket prices by up to 9% and the annual passes by 10%.
00:00:09
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Got a lot of kids to move.
00:00:10
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Those humans won't traffic themselves.

Amber Alerts Explained

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You've heard of Amber Alerts.
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Your phone blows up.
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You see them on the highways when there's a missing child.

Introducing Ebony Alerts

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Commie-Fornia passed a law creating a new Ebony Alert to find missing black children only.
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Coffing.
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We
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What are we doing?

Controversial Humor in Alerts

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Coming soon, yellow alerts for missing Asian children.
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And, I don't know, jalapeno alerts for missing Latin children?

Indifference to Alerts

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All right, so your phone blows up.
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The hell was that?
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Ah, nothing.
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It's just a missing Asian kid.
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I'm only concerned and scope out the area for missing black kids.
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Even I think that's kind of cruel.

Bill Gates and the Super Yacht Mystery

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Bill Gates is doing his part to save the Earth.
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No, he hasn't killed himself.
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But the climate change ho- I mean, scare, is over.
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Bill, does this chloroform rack smell funny Gates docked his $300 million super yacht, thereby saving you 800 gallons of diesel fuel per use.