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Speaker: That's it
Speaker: My love's chamber takes my weight For my love's chamber takes my weight
Speaker: Hey, what up everybody? I assume you had to go get beer or something. I had to grab something for Nikki and I came in and I was like, well, Jeff's not paying any attention, so. Well, I assumed you weren't. She's not feeling good, right? She still feel bad. Yeah, she's feeling like complete shit. She's good with you. That's explainable.
Speaker: Well, there's that. She's actually slept most of the day today, so. That's what she was actually out there doing that. I went out to get beer and she asked me if I could grab her a couple of times on as I was walking back here. I heard the. The endings of his song wind down and I was like shit and I looked at the screen and you were looking at your phone. I was like, yeah, that's going to stop and just going to sit there and stare.
Speaker: No, I wasn't. I was, I was literally waiting for you. I had to, there's a chink in the armor, sir. I'm so pissed. Listen, so, uh, well, go ahead and do the full intro and I'll, I'll explain. Oh, but anywho, what's going on everybody? That's Jeff. I'm like, this is nonsensical nonsense. It's Saturday night. Hopefully you guys are having a good weekend so far. You know what that means.
Speaker: got the open. Anybody who wants to feel extra froggy and jump in, feel free to jump in and hang out. Links are in the chat on Twitch and YouTube. For some reason, we are not up on Facebook. I yeah, I was I was I usually share it on all my Facebook groups and I was like, what the fuck is it? I don't know what's going on there. I don't know if it has something to do with the fact that I changed.
Speaker: the group's privacy settings but it didn't affect Wednesday night. So, I don't know what's going on. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, I was like. All the nudity and **** even though. Yeah. It's easy. You know, Facebook, Facebook is quick to to yank us for playing **** music but god for, you know, God forbid that they, I mean, there's, there was pictures on there. The wife said to the other day, you know, there's nudity on your guys' page and I was like, I couldn't give up. It wasn't me. Yeah, I couldn't keep up with it.
Speaker: and they're, they're bought and, and the picture I removed was somebody getting railed. And I was like, Jesus, they've all been like that. So I want to see something. But anyways, on one of them, I'm curious. It's probably, I like my phone too much.
Speaker: I probably wouldn't click on it. If I was you, probably some agree. Yeah. It's one of those things. I was like, yeah, I know. I like my, my devices too much. I don't want to click on something and basically destroy my entire hard drive. Yeah. That's only for funny. Um, but as I said, welcome to the show, everybody. I'm going to remove Facebook and see if I can read it. And if it'll go back, if it'll go up.
Speaker: That might be an idea. I don't know what's going on. Uh, if you're not already speaking to social media, you can check out, um, all of our social media. Find us at nonsensical nonsense across the board, Facebook, Instagram, X, Tik TOK. He can hang out live with us Monday, Wednesdays and Saturdays, 7 PM ish on YouTube, Twitch and Facebook. When it works, uh, get the chatters box, shoot the shit with us.
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Speaker: as always anywho so what are you talking about the armor okay so as i told you before we started i i spent the day rebuilding the the the fence i have around my backyard and just as we're just as you hit the song kevin comes knocking over the dogs outside is he fucking kidding me apparently the one section right where
Speaker: The front part meets the wooden wall I built. Wasn't very secured. It was, you know, it's one of those things. It's like last four screws and you're like, oh, fuck it. I just want to finish. Yeah, that's what happened. So now we're we're OK. Excellent. Running on Facebook. What I'm going to do is tomorrow morning, I'll fix that last section. I'm going to add another piece of metal.
Speaker: like I'm gonna actually do that corner properly so I have the the one dog that the only one that's tall enough to actually jump out I have him here in the office because he's an asshole but you know what are you gonna do it happens you know uh the good news is the one that sneaks out the most can't get out because he's too small so technically it's all working except for
Speaker: I didn't go high enough in the one spot. That was the one spot I was worried about. And once again, last fucking 20 minutes of the job. And I was like, Oh, fucking, let's just finish this 10 ,000 degrees out here. I want to go inside. And I had no watch on. Didn't take my phone out with me. Had no fucking clue. It was, I was just burning through it as fast as possible. It still took eight hours.
Speaker: But just call somebody and have them do it Yeah, that's all fine and dandy, but I did it. I did the whole thing with stuff I had And the only thing I had to pay was $15 for for the screws that I bought So for 15 bucks, I rebuilt an entire what? 25 30 foot section of fence That's not bad for 15 bucks in eight hours
Speaker: Besides, it gives you something to do where I'm not sitting around watching TV all day. And holy, fuck. Speaking of TV, I swear to God, if you don't fucking watch Loki, I'm going to come all the way to Ohio just to sit you down and strap you to the fucking chair and watch all six episodes. Because fuck me, stay off TikTok, by the way, spoilers.
Speaker: Massive spoilers all over TikTok. Yeah. The final episode, final episode of the season two was out last night. Oh, there's it. Nice. Then we'll watch it. There's only six episodes. So we'll watch this shit. We'll be done with that. Bye. Yeah. You can finish that in a day. Tuesday or Wednesday or whatever. Wednesday. Zombies is fun. What are you talking about? What zombies? The new zombies or did you play Call of Duty zombies?
Speaker: Yeah. Anyway, but yeah, I like said, I got to tell this story. So last night, uh, the wife and my mother -in -law are here and my brother -in -law was here. And as I said, the, my, my brother -in -law is 18 and he's finished high school and all that stuff. He's got like a month left of school.
Speaker: And I told him, I said, you know, you should look at doing a job. And he said to me, I want to I want to do construction. And I went in this town, this country wouldn't do it to save my life, because, A, they pay shit. And B, you really live on the job site.
Speaker: Said that I don't recommend it. It's I mean, well, I mean that's what most of the country does is construction anyways construction and Landscaping and well, here's the thing in in the States in the States Last time you work construction. What'd you make an hour? Fuck I don't know. It's been years ago like 20 something 20 something 20 something a day is what they pay here
Speaker: Yeah, but that's a lot of money there. No. $100 a week. You can live on $100 a week if you're one person and you don't want luxuries ever in your life. It's not my fault that they choose to live in the third world country. There's no welcome here.
Speaker: So today, so today, when when my wife asked me to rebuild this fucking fence, I say, hey, construction boy, come on, you're going to have five gallons of cologne in his extra medium skinny jeans. No, the best part is, dude, he's wearing fucking Crocs. And I was like, what the fuck are you doing? He's like, we're going to work. I was like, we're using a circular saw at Jigsaw drills and
Speaker: We got nails all over the fucking place. You know, I said, who are you? Who are you to say anything about that man wearing Crocs when early stages of this podcast you were outside? Shut up, Chris. I'm showing examples to I'm showing people what not to do. You were out there with a with a table saw that you simply screwed a piece of plywood on the bottom of it or on the top. Yeah, the bottom of a circular saw.
Speaker: You're you're turning it upside down. So you had to have Kevin plug it in and unplug it. So the trigger works. The trigger works. I lock it in. I'd lock it in the on position. Yeah. And then you're in flip flops. Yeah. And the fucking word. Well, like like like never wobble. That thing was solid as a fucking rock. Right now. I now use it as a footstool and stand on it. I use it as a step stool like if I need to get something off the fridge or something.
Speaker: I have the world's largest fridge my fridge is nine feet tall it's ridiculous not literally it's eight foot but whatever to me it's 12 to me it's 12 you know I can't jump I can't jump and grab something off the top yeah
Speaker: Which I had to do the other day it started pissing down rain and my my my wife's stepdad's out outside the gate and she's like Hey, can you go get him and the food and I was like it's pissing rain. She's like there's a raincoat. I Was like, okay
Speaker: She's like, it's in the top of the closet in the bag. I said, I built that closet. I had to use a five foot step ladder to get on, to put the top shelf on. And you're telling me this thing's on the top shelf. Jump, bitch. I literally had to jump three times just to grab this bag to get this thing out. And then I had to, I told my brother -in -law put this back because I can't, I can't, I can't. And then, so I walked around looking like a man wearing a condom. Oh, appreciate to follow GB.
Speaker: Appreciate that. Thank you. We're following. You've been following yourself. But, uh, yeah, I didn't do it. Pissed down yesterday. Jesus. Like it was a lake over by the fucking six. Yeah. Crazy. By the beer store. I was, uh, I was a busy little beaver yesterday. Maria. Yeah. Yesterday morning popped in for a few with a shout out to fireman rich.
Speaker: He was doing this Friday morning show and he usually goes long on Fridays and they got the new Twitch stars thing where you can invite people up to be guests on your show. Okay. So he's been playing around with that lately. So he was like, uh, uh, what are you doing there? Like he was in the comments and he was like, if you guys aren't doing anything, why I sent you invites. I was like, well, give me a few. I just dropped the kids off. Whatever at school is on my way to work.
Speaker: saw them drive in. I popped in there, got to hang out with them for a few. And then last night I was posting new episodes. As I said, we are 100 % caught up on Spotify. We are 100 % caught up. So everything is up to date as of Wednesday night show. Yeah. Which means by the end of this show, each one of those episodes will have over a thousand listens.
Speaker: Well, if, if, if past, if past listens continue. Yeah. Yeah. Um, well, so I got that done. And then like last minute, um, lady hit me up. They were two men, two men short for jukebox jury.
Speaker: Uh, okay. So she was like, Hey, are you, you're the size of two people. Come on up. Like, uh, you have any plans today? I should not just posted episodes. I'm going to go. Uh, once I get done, I'm going to jump on and play some black officer call of duty or something like that. Um,
Speaker: And she's like, well, here's the deal. Uh, but that was really cool. Um, that was a cool experience. The funny thing is she's like, here's the deal. I, she, she, she danced around it where she could be like, dude, come up tonight. I need help. That's it. She, it sounds like she danced around it. Like she was afraid you were going to say no. Just a little, just a little. God bless her.
Speaker: So I got to hang out with her and Jeeves. Check out Jukebox Jury. It's a cool show. It's not necessarily my style of music. And I don't think it's gonna be most styles of music, but basically she grabs four songs out of her emails because she does the radio show, Helen's Mixtape. So she's got music and she's got a lot of connections and stuff in that world. So she's got a lot of promoters and bands and stuff that email her. And then she just grabs four songs and we listen to them and we decide
Speaker: if they're a miss or a hit.
Speaker: Oh, look at that. Even though she stifled my creativity. Damn you, woman. I was trying to. What are you, Weird Al Yankovic of them? Well, if it was if it was a hit, it was going to be nonsensical. If it was a miss, it was going to be nonsense. Nonsense. I like that. So stick to the script, Glick. Oh, less is more. Less is more, Glick. Less is more. But I still do the nonsensical nonsense.
Speaker: every time I'd be like, it's nonsense. And my favorite, I guess she's like, I like your little, your sad face at the bottom. I mean, during the song, Chris is bored. He's like, this song fucking sucks. So, so so you know me, I'll always find a loophole to still let my creative genius
Speaker: flow. But no, we got to hang out and then I'll accidentally wind up being backstage talking to her and Jesus fucking three o 'clock this morning, eight o 'clock her time. We just got a whole bullshitting, talking, chit -chatting, different things. But you know, it was a good conversation, but the show was really cool. I told her, you know, anytime she wanted me back, let me know. I would love to do it again.
Speaker: uh no I'm good you keep using your name but you know it's it's a little bit yeah it's it's it's a little bit more serious yeah low not low key the pace is different than us so I was like let me let me uh let me uh bring it down from 11 like my normal personality on on on nonsensical nonsense and just bump it down to like a seven or an eight you know maybe with flashes of a nine
Speaker: Hold on one second. Yeah, man. I apologize for that binge. And then today with the Michigan game being on at noon and then Nikki, I'm feeling good. So we just kind of launched around today. We were watching some TV and stuff like that. I was like, I don't even got a chance to get on and stream on Twitch any gameplay yet. And I know Benji and I were going to play some cold war, whatnot, but, uh,
Speaker: wasn't able to get on everywhere. I'll be back. I'll be on some point this week. Now, tomorrow we got the Browns and Steelers at one. And then at four, my, my, uh, middle daughter has a fan concert tomorrow at four. So she don't play twinkle, twinkle little star.
Speaker: No, it's the varsity show, but all the, from the seventh grade, all the way up to 12th grade gets together. So they're, so they do like their halftime show on the stage. Okay. I mean, they're actually playing, you know, I don't know how they're going to fit this entire band on the stage because you've seen, uh, yeah, Steelers play the Packers tomorrow, the Browns play the Ravens, but they're both on at one o 'clock. Yeah.
Speaker: So we're going to be doing the old flip back and forth. You know, something that speaking of flipping back and forth, whatever happened in, you know, the picture in picture, why'd that go away? I don't get it. I don't know. No, I don't think so. I don't think so, Chris. I think you should do.
Speaker: It's just the weather here is dog shit right now. It's, it's so wishy washy and back and forth. So yeah, it's not COVID. She's just, she's just feeling blah. You know, kind of got a cold or something. She's got the glicks. But speaking of the, uh, the, um, Oh, good to know the, uh,
Speaker: Yeah, I was going to say some of the cable networks, too. Speaking about it. No, but not about not like I remember having a TV that had a picture in picture. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. OK. That's what I'm saying. Like, yeah, there's no function anymore, which is bullshit because if you got a 75 inch TV, which means I can put a, you know, a 20 inch screen on the corner. Say exactly hit me up. Fucking Sony.
Speaker: I got ideas. Ideas, bitch. Speaking of having all the shows uploaded, check this out, Jeffrey. Yeah. Uh, first and foremost, just a little, a little, uh, little kudos to us, if you will, to everybody who's been listening and, uh, Hey, uh,
Speaker: haters, you know, the ones who are like shit on our show and says, nobody listens and you like to talk about numbers. Here's some numbers for you, Jeffrey. I like the numbers. Since we switched over to Zincaster about four months ago now, and I've made this comment. We were about 2000, 3000 listeners on Spotify anchor. You know, it was a very, very slow grind on anchor. We were there for almost two years, about four months ago or so we switched over to Zincaster.
Speaker: Yeah, I would fall with that. I don't know. You lose all your analytics and you have to start all over again. Ooh, bummer. Well, shout out to all the people who say nobody listens to our show and nobody likes our show because you guys are fucking idiots. And shout out to our fans who do listen to the show and do enjoy it because we are officially at 10 ,231 plays. In four months.
Speaker: We have reached a, that's a huge milestone in my opinion. 10 fucking K listens. You know, I've said it once. I'll say it again. 10 ,000 may not be fucking Mr. Beast or anything like that, but you try to put 10 ,000 people in your fucking house and see how that goes. I'm just saying a little, a little kudos to us. A little, a little cheers for all the hard work. Got my hard Mountain Dew here.
Speaker: I was excited about that. We actually, we actually hit the 10 K mark. Thank you, like Tuesday, Tuesday or I had, uh, we actually hit that mark Tuesday or Wednesday. Um, and, and I've been holding it in ever since because I want to post it on social media yet. And you know,
Speaker: in four months. Let's be honest. That's badass. Yeah. In the last 30 days, we've had just shy of 3000 listens. And in the last seven days, we have almost 700 listens, uh, just off of four episodes in the last seven days. So I don't know. You can do the math. That's, um, once again, I'm sorry. At the end of the day, you've tried to put 700 people in your fucking house. See how well that works out for you.
Speaker: roughly, you know, we're getting close to, you know, 200 listens an episode. So that's not bad. Considering we, we, I mean, how often do we really promote just on the show? I don't really promote. I mean, I mean, I promote, uh, on social media every once in a while and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah, that's awesome. Dinner report. Oh, what did you have for dinner, sir? I didn't have dinner.
Speaker: I have homemade. I saw I saw Mickey making tomato soup. Yeah, yeah, we ordered we ordered door dash and I had I had gotten a sub and and some cheddar bacon potato sticks. Oh, they're like they're like. Long tater tots that are that have bacon and cheddar inside of them.
Speaker: I'm sure. Whatever. I don't know. They got the they got the vaccine just. But I had that earlier today. I haven't actually had like dinner dinner yet. I'll eat something when we get done with the show. I had I had I had come to Tina Chinese food. I bought sweet and sour chicken and noodles, rice, egg rolls. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker: Yeah, like I said, man, shout out to all of our listeners. Thank you guys for listening. You guys are fucking awesome. I can't believe that, um, you know, 700 people want to listen to our dumbasses. I'm sorry. It just, it just goes to show you the world's fucked up because I'm fucking awesome, Jeff.
Speaker: I said, I'm awesome. I didn't say anything about you, buddy. Hey, I'm sure there's something there. There there might be one or two people out there and we're like, you know what? I like this Jeff guy. He's fun. Yeah, Benji. Yeah, but Benji likes because I'm funny looking. So, here's that. So, I want to see this half bald ****
Speaker: Uh, I know it's, it's, uh, I think I'm still sweating from being outside all day. I don't know what the fuck it is, but I, I'm, I'm thoroughly exhausted. I'm going to have to, uh, crack up with one of these and put it in my water. What is it? I have double energy. Oh, nice. Yeah. International package, baby. Uh, I got one.
Speaker: Yeah. Also, before we get too far into the show and things start to go. I'm the business lady. I'm in the business. It's Nanya. Nanya. I already talked about your cycle in my artistic creative mind last night. That's some Nanya right there. Try to bring me down. Try to hold me back.
Speaker: Um, yeah, but before we get too much into our, our fuckery and our shenanigans of a Saturday night, uh, happy birthday. Happy Veterans Day to all the veterans out there. Um, you know, anybody who listens to the show, Jeff claims to be a vet. I don't know. Just because he once blew a guy on a Navy ship. I don't think that makes him a Navy vet. I don't know. Wow.
Speaker: But shout out to veterans. If you go down to Jeff's Veterans Day, Jeff's giving out blow jobs to all veterans. But now happy Veterans Day to all the veterans. Some of our friends out there, Fireman Rich, he
Speaker: He did his time. Tony did his time. Both of my grandfather's were vets. Pops was a vet. And the game. Shout out to all the vets. Thank you guys for everything you do. Even though you don't always, Connor was a vet. I'm trying to think as I'm talking. Connor was a vet. He's a part of the show as well. You guys don't always get the recognition you deserve. And it's not just a one day thing.
Speaker: for me but shout out to you guys and and we are we definitely appreciate all the freedoms we have because if it wasn't for our military Whatever branch you're in We couldn't do this show. We were living in fucking North Korea or China or something like that. They've already killed us. Oh 100 % cuz we wouldn't hold back. Yeah But talk about getting fucking
Speaker: what's that what's that thing that happened to the uh... what's it called uh... swatted e which i find fucked up uh... so much more better lie down you fucking dog
Speaker: I went out and bought a different for cigar for tonight, but I wound up smoking it last night. Shout out to Benji. He told me to check out the, uh, the five eight five. Really good cigar. I enjoyed it a lot. Unfortunately, Nikki did not like the smell of it. I can still get it again. Just, I won't smoke it in the house. So I went out and bought a new one tonight. It's acid. It's a Cuba Medora.
Speaker: But I love the smell of it. I'm not a fan of the smell. I've never found one that I'm like, Ooh, I like the smell of this. I think that's what it is about cigars. Ooh, this has got a nice sweet. This might be my new favorite. It's got a nice sweet, fruity flavor of the wrapper as well as like what you, what you drag in.
Speaker: Oh no, I agree with that, Chris technician. I agree. You know, cigars do taste better. They smell better in cigarettes. Yes. Yeah. Cigar that days. Cigar. I like it. I'm liking it. I'm digging it so far, but, um, you know, I, um, I've found like,
Speaker: in the last couple of days, the local vape shops that are ran by Raj and Haj. That's not their actual names, by the way, Jeff. I assume. But they are all putting, I guess, what are they called? Humidors inside the vape shop. Oh, yeah. So we had a brand new vape shop that opened right around the corner from us.
Speaker: Um, they didn't have a very big supply supply or selection, but they did have this asset, which was what I was going to look for. However, when I was talking to him in there, he was like, we have a, we have a delivery coming Monday or Tuesday. He said that will be completely full. Nice. I was like, I wonder what it costs. I honestly wonder what it costs to fill a humid or one that you could walk in, you know,
Speaker: I will say one thing. The five eight five comes in a really nice box. And the guy at the vape shop where I got it yesterday, uh, told me when it was empty, he would put it back. And the next time I came in, he would just give me the box. I was like, yeah, this is a wood. Yeah. I love, you know, a good wooden cigar box. They're just cool. And that, that really God damn 200 to 600 K to fill Jesus.
Speaker: Remind me not to ever buy a bill to human. Oh, I believe it. I believe it. Oh, I know about it. Yeah. I seen that. I was looking online, uh, like top 10 best cigars for beginners or whatever. And I looked at like six or seven different articles and acid was in the top three as far as flavor and, uh, you know, whatever that people really liked in every article. So they definitely are.
Speaker: They definitely are pretty damn popular. Oh yes, and cigar I can smoke is 20.
Speaker: It's a silver with a 20 on it and a motors. I think I seen those. I think they have those too, but I like this. So I'm going to try the, I'm going to try some more other, some, some more other English is hard. Jesus. More other styles of the, of the acid. That's, that's a lot 30 to 40 K in a six foot tower. Good Lord.
Speaker: You know what I can do with 30 or 40K? I'm just saying. Your wife could make a trip to France and you would sit in your office. It doesn't cost that much, Jesus. Our tickets to France only cost, I think it's like 300 bucks a piece. 300, 400 bucks a piece. I'm not looking forward to that 10 hour flight though. Hard.
Speaker: $500, $700 a box that heads up quick. I can never get a box. I couldn't. Yeah, but yeah, that's one of the things. It's like you'd have to how long would it take you go through a box so bendy? And how many is in a box? Is it 24?
Speaker: I guess it depends on the brand, but like I don't, I, yeah, I, you know, I could spec out an entire shop 40 grand though. Yeah, that's a, I'm a bill of this. I like this. I like this asset.
Speaker: I sent click. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He sent me a picture of his tower, but I can't fucking see it because you're goddamn three rings children. However, I did disable and delete that deactivated that account, but it takes 14 days for discord to actually, are you serious? Yeah. So good Lord. Damn. That's crazy.
Speaker: Don't know that you have our Snapchat. He better not. I haven't agreed to a nonsensical nonsense Snapchat just because. Oh, yeah, that sounds like a lot of work. We have enough social media for people to reach us on. I don't want people, I don't want to deal with a Snapchat. I have my own. I was talking about Benji directly. Oh, Benji. He's not on any social media.
Speaker: Uh, years, I only buy high end cigars, 90 % of the time there's 10 in a box. And he said he's got three boxes from 2014. Um, again, it is open door Saturday night. Anybody who wants to pop in and hang out the links are in the chat, uh, for Twitch, Facebook and YouTube. All you have to do is click on that link and jump right on in and hang out with us.
Speaker: Um, kind of had something else I've done. I was in blue and I'm not talking about the police officers. We're talking about the university of Michigan, getting it, uh, Michigan versus the world. You took our first day from us this morning. You tried to handicap us and we still went out there and smacked the taste out of Penn state's mouth. Yeah. What are you going to do?
Speaker: And I hope you enjoy everything that you're doing there. Big 10. And think you're getting away with something because you're about to get rurally fucked in the long run. Cause you know, you fucked up and you know, you're not doing right. So enjoy Ohio state fans and all that enjoy the laughing wallets because at the end of the day,
Speaker: You're still going to lose for the third straight year. And again, Michigan's still going to be big 10 chance for the third year in a row. And more than likely have a chance that, uh, I shot at the national championship because you goofy bastards in Ohio state. If you get in there again, you're going to have to complain Georgia. You're going to get your dicks knocked in the dirt by Georgia. We're going to murder Florida state. And then we'll play Georgia. Sure. All without a coach.
Speaker: What do you mean without a coach? They suspended John or Jim Harbaugh. Last so he could still be in practices and stuff, but he can't be on the sidelines. They didn't say that until I think it was last night or this morning when last night when they were on a flight to Happy Valley to play Penn State. The Big 10 announced that he was suspended because the stealing of signs or yeah. Seriously?
Speaker: And even the NCAA was like, I think NCAA is just didn't see why a mode because he was at NC that way. It was like, yo, big 10, you better pump the brakes because the investigation is not concluded. Yeah, that's, that's, you can get it a lot of fucking trouble for suspending a man. If it comes out that he didn't do anything wrong. Exactly. And I hope they do. Michigan, uh,
Speaker: Michigan's and and Jim Harbaugh already have their lawyers all over the ass of the Big Ten right now. Yeah, that's fucked up. I don't know. It doesn't affect me. No, like at all. No, I mean, it's not like it's going to affect my life. You know, it's going to be frustrating and aggravating that
Speaker: you know, some little tattletale bitch from Ohio State who, you know, the investigation is all on Michigan yet a former
Speaker: Coaching member coaching staff member from another Big 10 school said that multiple Big 10 schools, including Ohio State, and he produced documents like receipts, text messages, emails, this and the other thing, transactions that multiple schools in the Big 10, including Ohio State, paid him to steal signs from Michigan last year.
Speaker: There you go. It ain't more about that, you know, because that's it's, you know, it's it's the double standard bullshit, you know? Yeah, fuck them. Well, not only that, Rick Flair's a huge fan of Michigan. So he was out there this week and he gave a speech where it was like, remember what I always said? To be the man, you got to beat the man.
Speaker: And he's like, I was a bad guy my entire career. You guys embrace that villain character and go out there and do what you're supposed to do.
Speaker: Our interim coach today after the game, man, he was super passionate and like excited, tearing up because Harbaugh wasn't there. And they asked him about Harbaugh. He was like, I fucking love that guy. I love the shit out of that man. Didn't even didn't even censor it. And then they asked the players and he's like, I fucking love these guys. Mickey and I both went. It's just like fuck. Well, I'm television. I was like, oh, yeah. Oh,
Speaker: That's kind of like that. Is it similar to like that? What was that fucking Kevin James movie? That's based on true story. Coach Law won the Super Bowl, then got suspended for paying his players. Oh, oh, oh. Sean Peyton. Yeah. That was different because they were actually putting the hits on players. Yeah, there was like a bonus. Yeah, it was like a hit. Took a player out. If you took a guy out or something like that. That was, yeah, Sean Peyton for the new one. Was that proven?
Speaker: Or is it just still, is it just alleged? It was, I can't remember what, what the final verdict was on that. It was like, uh, it was like, I know you got suspended for an entire year. Yeah. It was like a yes and no type thing. Like, yeah, it happened, but it didn't happen the way that it was made out to be. But either way, you still can't go, Hey, if you go break this guy's kneecap, we're going to give you a $20 ,000 bonus. You know,
Speaker: I'm saying. I'll go **** in the arena. What's that chick's name? Nancy Carrigan honor. You went real left to center there, Jeffrey. What's that? What's that chick's name? It's Tony Hardy. I'll go to Tony Hardy on your **** on the rain and pull your wiener out. I'm sucking it. I'll cut it off so I can take it
Speaker: This is going my way trophy wall, uh I Watched a show on I think it's on Netflix It's called or it might have been on HBO I think you'd like it. It's the only the first seasons out. It's called collectors
Speaker: Something collectors basically, it's a it's an auction house that sells sports about the video through auctions similar to like eBay Do Rick Flair was on it Kareem Abdul Jabbar was on it. I Think it was great. No, not Korean they they auctioned off the entire dream team jerseys and shoes from the Olympics
Speaker: Dream team with Michael Jordan look dude had him in his house Because after the final game Everybody, you know Jordan and everybody's taking their shit off and just throwing on the ground dude's wife was like Oh No, we're keeping this shit and she snatched them all up and dude created display cases for everything. He had it all and I was like, you know who would really appreciate this is Chris because everything they were doing a sports Mike Tyson was on the show and
Speaker: I gotta look it up. I can't remember. It's called extreme collectors or something like that I Think it's on HBO But it's only like five or six episodes and it was really fucking good Bear with me. I'll fight it cuz I watched it like last week. I
Speaker: But you mentioned Ric Flair and Ric Flair showed up on the show and I was like, ah, Chris and freakin fuck out because Ric Flair walks in and dude in the back is like, whoo. And I was like, wait, Ric Flair on the show and then he was limousine riding jet flying kiss stealing. No, it's not on HBO. Where the fuck did I watch it?
Speaker: I think I might have watched it on Netflix. Check my Netflix. It was really cool. They kind of showed these, you know, where they would send guys out to scout people's collections and stuff and see if they were trying to get somebody to auction it off. Yeah. I mean, that's.
Speaker: But dude, one dude had, um, he had, they went to his house, right? And he's like, Oh, you guys are coming to check out my stuff. And he's got a bunch of stupid stuff. And they're like, dude, this is a giant waste of time. And they're like, all right, buddy, we're going to get going. And as he goes, he's like, Oh, you guys haven't even seen the creme de la clem. And they're, and they're kind of like, yeah, I don't know. Dude takes them up into the attic and he's got in chronological order by year.
Speaker: Every baseball card over 300 ,000 baseball cards all in mint condition Wow since since like 62 It was fucking amazing Dude they walked in and I would say easily 200 square foot of space Maybe 400 cubic feet
Speaker: Bull of everything like Florida ceiling boxes binders Labeled with years and everything it was fucking insane and I was like, oh I'm not a big because it was collection stuff and I was like, oh somebody's gonna have hot wheels or something like that Not a fucking hot wheel Nothing
Speaker: It's not a hot wheel to be found. Just sports memorabilia. It was all sports but they're they're trying to break into other stuff. No, that's not it. It's called the collection. Is it? No, it's not. Yeah, I've never heard of it. So, like I said, I've stumbled across it. It, I thought it was going to be, you know, something
Speaker: I can't figure out what the **** it was called. but like they went to this dude's house like you've heard of the the basketball hall of fame. Oh yeah.
Speaker: Well, the 90 percent of the stuff in the basketball Hall of Fame is privately owned and donated by this dude. And then he's like they go to this guy's house. He lives in like Costa Rica or some shit. And he's like, yeah, the stuff that's in the Hall of Fame. That's piddly shit. And he's got like game warm jerseys of Jordan signed by Jordan. You know, I was fucking insane.
Speaker: Like you know, I don't know shit about shit it's all the extreme collectors Extreme collectors Well Most of it is I watched every single episode and they're they're working wait. No, this isn't it. It's not extreme collectors
Speaker: I can't find it. It's called. Leave it. Leave it to Jeff to talk about a show, watch a show, like a show, but have no idea what a show is called or where to find it. He's got a website that's called Golden Auctions. It's King of Collectibles. That's what it's called. It is on Netflix. It's called the King of Collectibles. It's about a guy.
Speaker: This guy, he has an auction site called Golden Collections. And the only thing non -sports related was they sold some Beanie Babies. And the only reason they sold these Beanie Babies collection is because this guy's got like every baseball signed by like everybody. Like he's, they walk into his house and he's got, you know, Florida ceiling
Speaker: four walls in this one room that is floor to ceiling baseballs signed by like he's got Babe Ruth. He's got, you know, Murderer's Row. He's got fucking a single Babe Ruth ball. He's got a, you know, Ken Greenfield Junior, all these fucking cats, like serious bit of collections. One of the mannings, Peyton Manning was on it.
Speaker: uh apparently this guy's huge huge uh he was he was uh the one kid he uh the one kid had a you know when you get a card graded well this kid had a card and i don't remember what card is but this card was like kind of like a hologram kind of thing
Speaker: there's only five on the planet and this kid had one in a 10 mint condition and a private collector came in and said if you go to auction you'll get x amount but i want it i will give you
Speaker: An undisclosed amount I don't want to air it on the show because then everybody's going to hit me up to buy their shit And he slid a piece of paper over this kid This kid's like german and his dad's translating and they looked it over and the kid went Yeah, where do I sign? And it was it's it's guesstimated to be like Uh over a million dollars this guy paid for this baseball card or a basketball card The one thing I thought was interesting
Speaker: There's a certain type of card out card out there it's called like a triple label So LeBron James played three different I think it was LeBron What's the guy? What's the one I hate? One that didn't die in a helicopter It's LeBron, right? Yeah, sure. Okay on the back of your Jersey you have the NBA logo and
Speaker: Okay. Well, this card company has cut out said logo of the game worn Jersey and put it in a card for three different championship series. One of one and everybody and their brother had been trying to find it. They found it and were able to auction it off. Uh,
Speaker: I think it went for like $480 ,000 and the three guys that bought it, like you buy a box of these cards and open it up and you know, you get some cool collection, cool pieces of memorabilia, but this one with three labels on it. Um, and let me see if I can find it. Uh, I'll show you a picture. Oh, what's his nuts? That's who he's talking about.
Speaker: What's the one I hate? The one that didn't I know? Yeah. You know what's his nuts over there. I think it's LeBron.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't really, I don't really follow the sports memorabilia stuff because it's absolutely fucking mind boggling how much people pay for things. I mean, it was like Jordan shoes going for like $3 million. Oh yeah. It's ridiculous. Or I'm in that one game where he had food poisoning and that, and that one or whatever.
Speaker: It's sold as though it is LeBron. It's called a chip triple logo band card and it sold for 2 .4 million dollars and I'll show you what it looks like. Uh, bear with me two seconds. Let me go ahead and save this picture and I'll show you what it looks like. It's called the triple logo man card. There's only one of one and you know, they basically take the NBA logo and they
Speaker: They put it, cut it out and put it in the cart. Yeah. I know what the cards are because they, so it was one card to add all three of them in there. And they're all LeBron James from. I want to know how exactly you verify that because you could. Oh, no.
Speaker: agreed, agreed, put them in there and some guy who, who runs Larry's sports, sports authenticating is going to go. Yep. That's authentic. No, but it's like, it's a company. Meanwhile, they went, meanwhile, they went and bought three jerseys from finish line and just cut the NBA logos. It would have been a fucking, you know, at a fucking plastic card holder. Uh, but
Speaker: Surprisingly enough one of the biggest people trying to buy this card and there it wasn't said who bought it But Drake was trying to get this card like you buy a box of these cards and the box has 24 cases of cards and As you open up you get you know like a regular like What was the one that they had there's like there's LeBron cards out there from when he was with the Cavs and
Speaker: There's there's ones out there with you know, I'm literally just showing LeBron and These three guys each one of these boxes that you would buy it was like 24 grand And of course every time a box was opened The boxes that are left sell for more Because the triple logo man card was about
Speaker: really crazy interesting. And I thought, I think that if you actually watched it, I guess upper deck makes it. Yeah. I don't know, man. I don't, um, like I said, I don't get too much into like the crazy sports memorabilia stuff and stuff like that. Just because your money ain't that long. Fuck my money. Not only that, but I mean, you, you turn around and you,
Speaker: like I said, Michael Jordan's game worn shoes. Uh, I can't remember what it was 96, 95, whatever game it was where he had food poisoning. It's like, Oh my God. Any, any like ball out, like he had a hell of a game. But if it comes out later on, I wouldn't actually have food poisoning. He was coked out of his fucking mind. Right. Or, or if, you know, it comes out that Michael Jordan's got, you know,
Speaker: dead kids in his basement because he's been a weird child serial killer for the last 40 years. You just dropped $3 million on a pair of goddamn. Well, like they sold, they sold ty cops back. I would say that a lot like I treat other shows.
Speaker: I like the super old stuff like Tyco's bat, Babe Ruth's glove, you know, but I would want more, like I treat ghost adventures. I love ghost adventures, but those three guys, the cast on ghost adventures, they're a bunch of fucking big twat. You know, it's like, Oh my God.
Speaker: Yeah, it's given a watch. It's like Benji's he's seen it. It's actually actually really good. And like I said, you being a sports guy and yeah, OK, the logo man thing, the triple logo man card is only a small part of that episode. The word goes and focuses on risk and finds like this guy apparently has ties to the NBA somehow and apparently at the end of each game, he could just walk into a locker room and take what he wants.
Speaker: and he's been doing it since like 62. He's got, he had, what was the, the baseball player, the first black baseball players, Jackie Robinson, right? Sure. I, whatever. Back in the day, the, the jerseys. There's a movie about it, Jeff. You haven't seen it? I know I have, I have. I just can't remember because it's a while back, but their jerseys were made out of like cotton. Yeah.
Speaker: And and this dude had one And it still had blood on it And I think I don't remember what it sold for but it sold for like 400 grand Like it was crazy and you know, they're sitting in the office going
Speaker: OK, we got to get at least X amount because this guy won't like they had a reserve on and all this shit. It was interesting as fuck. I think you'd get a kick out of it. And it's only six episodes. You know, that's what pissed me off. I got into it and then it stops and I was like, motherfucker. Yeah, I'm out. It's only six episodes. Well, they're going to have another season next year. I'm out. I swear to God, if you watch Loki. I said I'm out.
Speaker: No, you need to watch Loki. Fuck! I said I'm out. I said it was good. I'm out. I'm out. I was on TV last night. TV. I was yelling at TV last night. It was so good. The last episode. I forgot it was Thursday the other day. Loki seems kind of lame. Whatever you say. People are already claiming it's the best thing Marvel has ever done.
Speaker: compared to the marvels, which is the worst thing. The best thing I've ever done. Huh? That's what people are saying. That is a bold claim. It is. It is. The best thing I've ever done. I was watching Ted Hanks. They were talking about the highest grossing Marvel movies. And you know, Tony, Mike Panther.
Speaker: Black Panther, best movie of all time. Black Panther, highest growth in Marvel movie of all time. It was ranked like seven. And he asked Bathurst, who else? Who else was on the show as well? Like eight times. So finally in the comments, I was like, Tony, it don't matter how many times you ask. Black Panther, as great as you think it was, was not that great. It was all right. It's still seven. It was all right. It wasn't great.
Speaker: And the second one was just, I haven't even seen the second one. I mean, I liked the character. I like it. I thought it was great, but it's not my go -to. Yeah. Cause, uh, but I mean, like, even like the Incredibles were higher than, than Black Panther, uh, based off of revenue. And it was just like everybody all over the world love. No, apparently they didn't. Okay. And there's a minority.
Speaker: No, but so they, it was just like, um, Oh, speaking of revenue, I seen an article today, five nights at Freddy's. Now, mind you, it's in the movie theaters, but they also put it on peacock as well. And it's already grossed over $200 million in the house. Good Lord.
Speaker: I agree. It was, it was all right. Yeah. It was, I mean, the second one was, the second one was kind of weak sauce. I haven't seen the second one. Well, the, the problem with the second one, everybody trashed it because they're like, Oh, the Mexicans are coming out. Hey, they weren't Mexican. They were Aztecs. And you know, everybody I've talked to in Mexico that has seen black manager too. They're like, I loved it.
Speaker: The way they represent it. Yeah, I really like the Black Panther character. I thought he had as addition to the MCU. But the movie was so fucking high that to me it was almost kind of a letdown when I watched it. But I still enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. It's not a movie that I'm going to watch a million times. And I say this all the time about Scarface.
Speaker: Scarface is hyped like you fucking read about it. And when you finally watch, you're like, it's terrible. It's fun to quote. That's the only good thing about. Agreed. And everybody's like, oh, it's the greatest movie ever. No, it isn't. It's not even remotely. It's not even my top 20. That's the Walking Dead. Shut up. Which one am I looking for? I ordered both of them. Oh, what is that?
Speaker: It's the nose ring the matches. Oh, yeah. Yeah. How are you feeling young and said it was because it was the 11th. I don't know. I got $11 and 11 cents off. They have the weirdest 11. It was 1313. I got $13 and 13. Yeah. I'm dying. Thank you for asking. Now feel better. Um, and then of course I added the
Speaker: mystery. Lady got me in trouble last night. Mystery grab bag of titty rings. Mystery grab bag of titty rings. 99. Okay. Yeah, but I thought that would be cute. That's one does. Yeah, I like that. I just hope they get your septum pierced. No, she's got my nose pierced. My nostril. When I was in a tattoo shop yesterday, I was looking at piercing prices. Yeah. Tongues are 50. That's not bad.
Speaker: I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. It's like tongue rings. Yeah, you know what? Uh by the way, those will annoy the **** out of you. I used to have one. Jesus. Jason. Oh, Jesus and I are speaking terms but I did
Speaker: Apparently, the prayers that Ron Sencicle, Ron Sencicle have been sending up aren't getting through because Jesus and I are on speaking terms. Have you had your tongue pierced before? You got me in trouble. You kept me up too late last night. Oh, shut up. I saw your fall.
Speaker: Yeah, possibly maybe we'll see what happens I tried to do it before we tried to do the show Jeff's not allowed to do the show from tattoo shops anymore because his tattoo tattoo fucking shop sounds like When I got this arm done The guy that was getting his chest done had his music player in the entire time When I went to go get this arm done. I was the only one there. I
Speaker: because my tattoo artists change tattoo shops. Yeah. What I, what I tried to, we tried to do the show when I was getting my arms done. Uh, unfortunately my co -host was not smart enough to figure out how to manage anything, you know, and, and do it. I was, I was not you or other colors. Oh, no, not Jeff. Yeah. I was going to say, I could have done it.
Speaker: because you have limited options and whatnot on your phone compared to being right. Yeah, it is. It's very limited. So like I was dealing with mic issues and sound quality and stuff like that. And I was like, dude, go into the master controls. But just to do a live stream. Yeah, we're not getting anything big. I mean, how big do you think? I don't know how big our functions are. You got a big thumb. Yeah, it's going to be on the left side.
Speaker: Oh, you're getting your thumbprint on her and she's getting her thumbprint on you. We're going to do a thumbprint heart, so put our thumbprints together, it breaks our heart, and then we're both going to get it done for our anniversary in December. Nice. I mean, it won't be super big, but it will be 100 % lopsided. You're right. Next month, your dad and I will have been together for a year. And she looked at me, she's like, no fucking way. I was like, trust me. Is it really?
Speaker: Yeah, it'll be a year next month. Fuck me, I thought it was like six months. I fucking felt like 30 years already. Yeah, I love that woman. I mean, look, I've been here for nine months. What's nine months yesterday? You got 30 years experience. Why? Because my wife ages me like a dog because she's a bitch.
Speaker: Right. I counted dog years because my wife's a bit. A little bit. Oh, I love you. I just want to show you what I bought. Nice. I like approved. Okay. Oh, you know what I just realized? My anniversary's on Monday. No, Tuesday. Oh, Jesus. I think my marriage license is laying around here somewhere. So we're, uh,
Speaker: We're getting the matching tattoos. I hit up my tattoo guy to get my arms on Instagram. I slid into his DMS. He's like, what up? How you doing, daddy? He was like, yeah, just come into the shop and we'll schedule everything. Show me what you want. Show me what we're doing. And so we got it scheduled. 14 years. 14 years. When she was 12. What? What for? Okay.
Speaker: Well, okay. We've been married for nine, but together for 14. Hey, get down here. Hey, get in here. Shut the fuck up. Hey, get that dog back in there. Come on. Fucking dog. I am not a blabber. How dare you? When we, when we. It is blabber.
Speaker: when we fill out my passport paperwork and she's like, oh, you got to put in that you're married. I'm like, yeah. She's like, we, we got a, she goes, what year were we married? I said, I'll fucking know. We had to do the math. We were looking up our fucking, we were looking at our marriage license and like, oh, there it is. Holy shit. We've been married that long. Holy shit. Our anniversary is coming up. Oopsies.
Speaker: Where is it? Let me check. I think it was 2007 when we got married. I kind of blame somebody. You think I'm going to take a blame for it. It's called Deflection Deflection and place the blame somewhere else. I've learned it from. I'm good at it. I've learned it from people that I associated with. That's that's a talent.
Speaker: You can never blame me for anything because nothing is ever my fault. Hey, nothing's ever my fault. I didn't do it. It was. I don't know. I don't know. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. I don't know. And it's not mine. It's not my house. It's not mine. Yeah, that motherfucker needs to start paying rent. Let me tell you that motherfucker needs to start paying rent.
Speaker: I literally throw the wrapper on the stand. It wasn't me. It's not mine. It's not mine. Hashtag can really, I know all about it. Deflection and place the blame somewhere else. So we're not going to talk about last night.
Speaker: Time for a break. Would you look at the clock? Look at that. I'll be darned. We are going to take it. No, it was good conversation last night and it was cool to get to hang out with with Jeeves and I really appreciate you having me on the show and then all of us kind of hanging out afterwards was cool.
Speaker: I'll look it up during the break. I got a bite cheese down to Ohio to come visit me sometime and skip the same. See if any stories and rumors are started. You got better at it. I banged his little ass. Put him in a booster seat. Everything Jesus. Well, I liked you.
Speaker: What does that stand for? No, I had fun. I appreciate it. You know, I'd love to do it again sometime down the road or whatever. Don't ever ask me to ask if you need an extra body. As long as I'm free and I'm not doing anything, I'm in. I don't know how this darn vote. I got pretty drunk last night.
Speaker: Uh, that's probably why you got in trouble too. I don't know. I never get in trouble for getting drunk. You should. Maybe you should. Not anymore. I mean, other people, I even looked at the beer aisle. I was in trouble for a week. Rating. Rating the beer aisle. Yeah.
Speaker: I don't want to freaking Google it. Oh, fuck you. Tell me the answer. Darvo stands for deny attack and reverse victim and offender. Oh, nice.
Speaker: The proprietor or offender may deny the behavior attack the avenger individual doing the confronting and reverse the roles of the victim and the vendor, such as the perpetrator assumes the victim's role and turns the true victim or the whistleblower into. Excuse me. Oh, that's when you start an argument and then you play the victim. Yes. Oh, we know people like that. We know lots of people like that.
Speaker: Yeah. You know, my wife left me because I eat proportion too much. I'm saying. I think it's too big and I eat too much. I think so. My wife did it on me. It had nothing to do with you. I had nothing with you being online all the time. Being an entertaining 75 -year -old busted head. Grandmothers. Yeah. Not even remotely.
Speaker: Wow, I swear to God you open that door one more time. I'm breaking fingers That's not my problem There's like four fucking TVs in this house he's bored I
Speaker: I was looking at the college football trolls. Michigan, the troll at Penn State, because Penn State put a post up that said 111 ,000 some odd people, second largest crowd at Penn State. But then Michigan, the actual Michigan Twitter page, the verified Twitter page. Just a reminder.
Speaker: retweeted it and it put above. We're glad that many people came out to see us beat you. Let's see what you did there. I know you're good. I was actually, we were going to get ready to go to, I was going to take a real quick break and I've been lately. So I've got to give some, kind of give some love swords, short towards Zincaster. Uh,
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Speaker: Yeah, Benji, I don't know if you heard that or not. I made that announcement. I'm going to make it again because I'm freaking stoked about it and I'm freaking happy about it. So I'm going to say it a few times today. I'm probably going to say it again, Monday, probably by Monday, we're going to be around that too. So, but as of this week, we reached 10 ,231 days of our podcast in the last four or five months since we switched over to Zengaster.
Speaker: Um, yeah. Well, you guys have 330, some odd fucking podcast. Do the math. That's really not a lot. Okay. Well, in the last 30 days, we've gotten just shy of 3000 listeners. Seven is for four episodes that I just posted last night. We've got about 660 listens. Well, not just last night, but Thursday and Friday.
Speaker: Well, not to mention, considering we started from zero when we switched to Zencaster of less than four months ago. Yeah. We did have to start from zero with switching over our district distribution platform and stuff like that. But we were able to save all of our previous episodes and whatnot. So they're right as well. But anywho, whatever you said, we're going to take ourselves a real quick break. I did promise Jeff Wednesday night that I would give him
Speaker: some Oh, this is actually a cover by HSCC. I think it's like high class social gangster club or something. I don't know what the hell HCC. Well, you know, you know why there's no vampires in in Africa? Because they bless the rain.
Speaker: Those are the things we never had
Speaker: I seem to cure what's deep inside Frighten all this anger I've become
Speaker: Fuck you, Angel. Dad, Joe. Jeffrey, you be. That's why they don't have a bad person. I have to say. Hiddly Street Country Club was the name of that band. I see. See, they do a bunch of covers are actually a pretty good band. I actually think that we have a few songs on here by them, but you can check them out on YouTube if you liked it. We happen to think it's.
Speaker: Have a good one, GB. Appreciate you stopping by, man. Check us out some other time. Anybody, uh, we'll be back Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday, obviously. But, uh, welcome back to the show. He's Jeff. I'm Glick. This is Nonsenseical Nonsense podcast. We're the podcast that your mother told you about. How's your mother doing? Say hi to your mom, all right?
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Speaker: is in the comments. No, you don't have to. We've had a good run. Might be a huge fail tonight. We don't know. We've had a good run the last few weeks with a lot of fun people coming in and hanging out. Even if you've been here before, you know who you are talking to one person. I was just saying, if you've been here before, you are still more than welcome to pop back up and come in and hang out.
Speaker: Uh, it's not a one and done thing. Um, speaking of, uh, cover songs and shit like that, Jeff, before you start talking about some lame ass show that you can't even remember the name of for an hour and a half again. I'm telling you, you should check it out. Speaking of cover songs. Uh, our good friends over at, uh, Oh, AV club. Remember AV club.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they're going to piss you off again tonight. Oh, of course they are. They got the top, the 25 worst cover songs of all time, right?
Speaker: I'm curious. I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to do I'm going to go ahead and hit. I'm going to try to hit twenty five of them. I'm going to try to kind of breeze through them real quick. Right. I don't need to hear. So like this is the worst covers of a song or the worst songs to cover the worst cover songs of all time. So it's like when an artist covers somebody else's song. OK, OK, OK.
Speaker: So, so like, what's his name did, uh, pass car, which is really the other chick. Yeah. Yeah. Luke Colms did a trace of Chapman's fast car. There you go. I knew their name somewhere. Um, so it's not like, like Jeff and Chris redid fucking Africa's total. Well, who the fuck knows who Chris and Jeff are? Yeah, exactly. This is actually, so, um,
Speaker: started out UB 40, the way you do the things you do in 1990. I don't know that song. The only thing you'd be 40. I know is red, red wine. I love that song. And I believe that was a cover as well. Cause I wasn't that like it is. It was red, red wine is actually another, another band. Uh, I just don't remember who originally did it. I think he'd be 40 killed it. Yeah. Neil Diamond. It says there.
Speaker: British reggae bands of the 80s. One of the leading British reggae bands of the 80s, UB40 broke into the mainstream through a cover of Neil Diamond's Red, Red, and Wine. Fate brought that 1983 cover back to the American charts in 88, where it topped the billboard charts, creating a market for a sequel, hence, Labor of Love 2. But they covered the temptations
Speaker: The way you do the things you do. Okay. I was going to say we'd play it, but we'd get bad. Fairly. That's a number 25 on MC Hammer. Have you seen her at the height of his fame? I didn't know MC Hammer did that. So I thought that was an LL Cool J song. I thought it was too.
Speaker: Oh no, I'm sorry. It was the Shylights in the seventies. So yeah, but I thought, I didn't think MC Hammer did a song. I thought LL Cool J did it. I could be, obviously I'm wrong, but I was going to say, I'm no expert. I'm pretty sure you're wrong.
Speaker: So, yeah, MC Hammer covered the Shylights version or the 1970s smooth sole ballad by the Shylights. Have you seen her? Was... Was MC Hammer really ever... Okay, question. Yeah. Was he more shape than anything else like MC Hammer because he came on the scene and just blew up.
Speaker: Yeah. Technically, he's like the world's greatest one hit wonder. Well, I wouldn't call him a one hit one. Well, but, you know, he had to legit to quit. He had this. I remember this song, but I always thought it was a little cool, apparently not. But then he had the Addams family song, you know, like he had. OK. You know, it's just I feel like he was just more hyped than substance. Yeah, agreed. And
Speaker: Yeah, he was he was a lot of hype. It's like I wouldn't have gone see them in Costa. I would have been like, yeah, I'm good Like you want to go see him the hammer Chris? No, I'm good. Let's let's stay home and do anything else. Yeah, I'd rather Smash my pecker with the hammer
Speaker: I mean, unless he was only doing like those three songs like like I would go see. Okay, I'm in. I go see vanilla ice. I think be fun. I would go see vanilla ice, but I only really want to see you do the turtle rap from Ninja Turtles and and ice ice baby. And then after that, can you do those two songs first so I can get out of here? Basically, basically, if you just put in like this would be an actually really
Speaker: Okay, sidetrack, squirrel. This will be a really cool concert idea. You remember how you could buy the singles back in the day? Yeah. You had two or three songs on it. So you get a whole bunch of fucking artists together and they only do like their most famous songs. Yeah. Like, you know, if they've got two, that's all they do. Yeah, that's perfect. You can literally see like 30 people in one night. Oh, easily.
Speaker: That would be so you knock out MC Hammer then vanilla ice going into like fucking what's his name tone? Loke? Yeah, Tolo Bismarck II I'm down. Let's go ahead and we'll do it. We'll do a nonsensical nonsense fest Like Wayne Wayne's fest from Wayne's world like we'll totally do that. We need to set this up. I
Speaker: because it won't cost that much because most of these people are like hurting for money. So, well, I wouldn't say any of them are hurting. I mean, vanilla ice actually flips houses most of the time. Yeah. I think it would still be a pretty expensive show to put on. And I mean, it wouldn't, I don't think it'd be like a $5 ticket.
Speaker: No, I mean, you charge like 20 bucks. You see 15. You see 30, 40 bands in a single day. Yes, he did. That's a big bag. He trousers. Yeah, because like they're called pants, you know, like fucking. Oh, you get that guy's side. The Asian dude does the Gangnam style, too. Yeah, like like.
Speaker: You know, Creed, I don't need to hear all your fucking deep cuts. Just play your three hits. Yeah. Where's now? Who do you get? El Famao or not? El Famao. What's a LFO? Yeah. Yeah. Playing summer girls. Fuck yeah. And then get the fuck off the stage, boys. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I love for Mayo. Oh, that would be fun. Show me like we want to hear. We want to hear one day that are alive and you give love a bad name and get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck off the stage. Get the hook. We'll get one of those big hooks so we can grab. All right. You guys get up. Fucking ACDC. We want Thunderstruck and back in black. Get the fuck out. Now get the fuck off. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not even invited. Metallica. Yeah, stay home.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Just give us your give us your hits. Yeah. Just call a night of hits. Yeah. A night of nonsensical nonsense presents. A night of hits. We could almost turn it into a three day weekend music festival. Oh, yeah. You can get enough out there. Oh, or or a three hour music festival because it's slowly like two songs per band. Get the fuck off, boys. Next.
Speaker: Yeah. Rattle them out. Come on, next. Come on, Joe. Come on. Hurry up. For backstage, you're **** done, Scott Staff. Go ahead. You sang your two songs. Get off the **** stage **** Dude, and we open. We're blacked out, Mojo. No, they, no, they're the closers and the openers. We're going to give them all their
Speaker: In between Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer, you have Blacktop Mojo play a song. Blacktop Mojo. They do an in -between. So you have two stages. Right next to each other.
Speaker: Everybody turned to this stage. You light it up while the other side there goes dark and it light and, you know, when they're done with their song, this one lights up. So you just constantly move. God damn, we can dock this out, dude. Oh, yeah. Who's ready? Oh, we don't even need a big fuck off stage. You take an old dude, you take an old semi truck trailer van style trailer, cut the side off, extend it out. Boom. There's your van. There's your fucking state like they do at the Belval Street Fair.
Speaker: Yeah. Matt and Matt, reach out to me. Hit me up. We're going to do this. Matt from blank .mojo. Matt from over and out. We can tour this fucking thing. Just go around the world. Taking the shoe on the road, bitches. Fuck yeah. I'm in. When do we leave? Well, first and foremost,
Speaker: Yeah. We got to make some calls. We got to make some calls. Maybe a couple emails. I'm no expert, but. I'm no expert, but it's not going to happen overnight. I mean, seriously, what does what does Aqua have going right now? I'm sure they're just sitting around going, well, I can go to work. I can go to this concert. Let's go do the concert. They kind of blew up again because of the Barbie Girl movie. Yeah, but
Speaker: Are they really touring? No. And we only need them for what? How long is that fucking song? Three minutes? All right. You're gone. Go back on tour. Fuck off. I think they are. I think they might be on tour. Like we can get ABBA. I mean, they've got like two or three songs. They got a lot of good songs, but they only need two or three. Two or three songs. Get the fuck off. Next. Next. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in as well.
Speaker: Now we just need a lot of money to front this. No, we give them a cut. We charge 30 bucks a ticket, $4 beers, and we give them a cut. Give them a buck a piece. Buck per ticket, buck per beer.
Speaker: What do you plan on getting the money to pay for all this since overhead? Oh, we got sponsors, dude. Let's get this shit sponsored. Yeah, sponsored by Liquid Ivy and W Energy. So we'd have a. They got the money. We'd have a bunch of we'd have a bunch of energized, hydrated motherfuckers. Hey.
Speaker: You say it. I'm in. I'm totally in. I've been too. It's a great idea on my part. What's that band that sang 99 Red Balloons? We get them up there? Sing one song. Get the fuck off. I really don't know. What is it?
Speaker: Oh, we get right said Fred up there, too. I'm too sexy. Get the fuck off. Get the fuck out. You're not too sexy to get the fuck off stage, Fred. Get crazy town. They can do butterfly and they get the fuck out. Oh, yeah, man. I'm in. I'm in.
Speaker: I mean, well, back to the bad music. Yeah, sorry. It was my squirrel moment. It was just a hell of an idea. I couldn't let it go. You know, like I had to throw it out there before. That would be one hell of a concert. That would be one hell of a concert. Well, the great thing about it is, is you could like if you were in different cities, you could book different acts. So you know, yeah, yeah. You know, like like what? 15 bands a night, three songs a piece.
Speaker: two -hour concert and then the next the next night or next week somewhere else the next couple days two hours just so you know yeah but it's it's a $12 ticket welcome look jackass
Speaker: I don't give the people a show. I don't give three three kilos of area. I'm saying we can fucking rock this out. Do a two, three hour show. 15, 20 people. Yeah. We're talking about America. We'll do a world tour, but you're only getting one or two songs. Nobody wants to fucking deep cuts. God damn it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want. I don't want fucking off of your third album. I don't want right. Said Fred up there trying to fucking make up another song while he's going.
Speaker: Like, calm down there, dude. You had one hit. Get the fuck off. I'm just saying. That would be dope. You do a world tour, but it's all about being able to see, like, 20 acts in one day. I don't care if they're interested. What chloroform would make them sing. We're good at that.
Speaker: Like, smell this. Tell me if it smells like chloroform. You're thinking too much. Yeah. This is... This is... Why are you killing our vibe, Leggy? I'm just saying. Why are you shitting on our dreams? We could be the world's greatest promoters, but God forbid... Oh, no. Leggy's there. She's got shit on it. Yeah, Leggy said that. They're not going to be... How do you know? Do you know all these people personally?
Speaker: Huh? Yeah. Are you friends with all these musicians? You know what's fucked up? She probably does. The Fair Brass Brothers, Rice and Fred are actually the cousins of my boss. Nice. Okay. Well, I'm pretty sure Rice and Fred is not doing much amazing. Which means, no, I'm just saying, that just means we have a direct contact. That means we can get those three right there.
Speaker: It's called filler bustering because I learned from another podcast host that, you know, what we do is just filler bustering and it's actually not even content. So you just have to get directly to the point, stare at the camera, clench your teeth and talk super fast and then just get to the point and do a podcast in five minutes and you think you're the best podcast host ever. Chris, I got an idea. Let's argue for three hours about the same thing over and over every episode. Jeff, the sky's purple. It's green. Fuck you, Jeff. It's blue.
Speaker: It's not **** you. It's orange. I changed my stance. We're just joking around. I can't help it that I pissed glitter **** cupcakes and fart rainbows and that's how awesome we are. That's how it works. It's it's all hypothetical. Somebody else could probably very well, somebody in the business could probably actually very well put this to
Speaker: I didn't realize I did it. I was gonna say it wasn't me. Anyway, so it's it's just it's just it's just it's just our magical world of make believe that Jeff and I live in some and we'll put them all on the nonsensical nonsense bus, which means they got free transportation to say it. Yeah, Bob. We can get Bob and his cousin to Bob. He can drive.
Speaker: We can get the boss. We can get to a concert on the fucking moon, baby. For the aliens live there. Dude, the moon is lame, brah. Everybody's going to Mars now. Let's go to Mars. Fuck. Yeah, let's go to Mars is Boston, brah. That's where all the cool guys go. It's where all the cool kids go.
Speaker: Yeah. Although, how cool would it be if some big concert promoter or whatever heard this? Heard this and then did it. And then like hit me up. It was like, hey, I'm a really cool. We steal your idea. Can we steal your idea? Yeah. But you with the you have to have our our logo at the bottom of the stage with the QR code. I'm just saying. That's all we have. We're still our idea. They want to make it happen for us.
Speaker: Okay, so we promoted on the show yeah No audio, there's an audio Look I'm no audio expert. All right. Yeah Well, no We can't put it together but somebody with the money and the means could put it together and that would be a really cool fucking show
Speaker: We would be the MCs for the night. Yeah, exactly. Jeff would have one stage, I would have the other stage. Which means I'd be sitting, I'd be introducing blacked out mojo every fucking five minutes. I will murder you, just so you know.
Speaker: I'm gonna be on the main stage because That's what I said Yeah Yeah, which means I'm introducing blacked up mojo every because blacked up mojo plays in between Yeah on the main stage. That's why I said, you know, oh That's fine. I'll take that there's two stages
Speaker: OK, yeah, I say what you said. You have you have stage two. I have stage one. So when it's time for the band to get done, I come across from behind the scenes going, all right, you're done. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. All right. Get up next. And then who's ready for a real cool band, Blacktop Mojo? That were more relevant 40 years ago. We'll be real shitty. That's like the whole gimmick. As long as. As long as we're popular.
Speaker: right. It's like Fred gets all defensive and we beat him up. You're not too sexy now motherfucker. Are you, are you good now, binge? Can you hear us? Uh, I was going to say, you gotta, it's called, you take the mute button off. You turn your volume up.
Speaker: Yeah, it's like going to Dick's last resort that restaurant where the waiters and everything are assholes Yeah We're just shitty hosts. It was like well, that was fucking bright said Fred. I don't know why we invited him but No, they bring those old acts because they do them here in the States Do they do it like exactly what we're talking about? Or is it they just do these old acts and let them come up and do all their fucking music because they feel sorry for
Speaker: We're talking about literally you have nothing but one hit wonders from like the 70s to today. You are literally popular because you had like one or two big and that's all you say. You don't sing. Yeah. Yeah. You're allowed to do the one hit like soft cell can do tainted love. Then they got to fuck off. Yeah. Like there was, there was, um, yeah, like, um,
Speaker: There was a, uh, remember the nineties or something like that, that tour last year. So, well, see, that's not the same as ours because that's three or four songs. We're giving them two max. Yeah. And if you don't have to, then you only spin doctors show up, do two princes, then fuck off. Yeah. So I would walk 500 miles guys. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They do that song and then fuck off.
Speaker: What's that band? What's the name of the fan? Yeah, the band that did this, the Steve Soper. Fountains of Wayne does Stacey's mom, then fuck off. Hmm. Yeah. You got what's what's. Get the fuck out of here. You're done. Go back to the bus. Daxie's Midnight. They can do Come On A Lean and then they got to fuck off.
Speaker: Yeah. You know what? So do the Rolling Stones, but I'd bring the Rolling Stones on there and they can only do two goddamn songs simply for the devil. Exactly. And they got ACDC. You get two songs. I don't give a damn. Elvis Presley could still be alive. The Beatles could bring John back to life and the other one who died. And they are only going to get two songs. That's the gimmick of the show. Oh, you know, you know who we got to bring.
Speaker: You gotta bring snow. So, we can do a former and then get the **** off. And former and we handcuff Tony and make him sit center stage while it happens. Boom the balls. They're begging for it. I could diss the proclaimers if I want. I could
Speaker: That one song. Oh, we do the what's what's the guys that did breakfast at Tiffany's and do that song that they got to fuck off. Eminem is a hit machine. He can be on the tour. Two fucking songs get the fuck off by him. Yeah, you got to go choose two different songs from tomorrow night. Oh, oh, oh, I like that. Is that the one that you had on last night? Yeah. Yeah, I like it.
Speaker: We'll bring the penguins back to life. They can do earth angel, then fuck off. Bring Richie balance back to life. Yeah. Do the mama and go back to your grave. Oh, we got to call the sugar Hill gang. It was weird pedophile banging his sister cousin or whatever it was. That wasn't buddy Holly. That was the other guy, the great balls of fire guy.
Speaker: What's his name? I can't wait for the. Oh, great balls. It was Jerry Lewis. He married his cousin. Yeah, he did. He married his cousin. And got moved off stage for it. There's a lot of incest.
Speaker: We gotta call the Sugar Hill gang, they can do Rapper's Delight, then they gotta fuck off. We really don't have to have them do that. Do we really want to invite Devo? No. Yeah. They can whip it. They can whip everybody else off the stage. Give me that whip. I gotta get Buddy Ollie out of here.
Speaker: Boy, George still alive. I want to drop in to leave a light. What up? Oh, you know who we can bring on? Bow wow. Fucking Bieber could have one or two songs. No, he's not. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker: Sorry, I'm bad. I'm not paying attention. No, I'm going to punch Bieber in his face. You're going to get beat up by Justin Bieber, and that's going to be worth the price of admission on its own. Dude, did you know Rodney Dangerfield had a one -hit wonder? Yeah. Duh. It's called Rapping Rodney. Who? Rodney Dangerfield. Yeah, Rapping Rodney. Yeah, yeah. I didn't know that song. I've never heard that.
Speaker: All right, I got it. I'm out of it. Yeah. Can we add or how many hits you are? That's the whole concept of the tour is you're going to get like 40 bands in a day, but they're only going to do two songs. We don't want your deep cuts. We don't give a damn. Exactly. Get two songs. Choose wisely. And if you fuck up, we're going to use Devo's whip on you.
Speaker: Yeah. If you've got an extensive catalog of hits and by hits, we'll deem if it was a hit or not, because it's our show. Yeah. We, we got to have your set list. You have to give me your. Just because you had that one song that was number one in some weird country that nobody's ever heard over like 10 weeks. Doesn't mean it's good. Yeah. I mean, nobody's ever even heard of the UK.
Speaker: So who cares? What is the UK? We're talking about USA, baby. Now, vehicle concept, vehicle show. I think it'd be fun. I think it'd be fun. We got Don Johnson up there. He can do heartbeat.
Speaker: Eddie Murphy could do party all the time. There you go. Hasselhoff could do whatever song it was that Hasselhoff did. Yeah, he had that weird song. While we can get the Bacon Brothers, Kevin Bacon, they can come up. Isn't Johnny Depp or is it Keanu Reeves that's got a band like Hollywood? Johnny Depp's got a band, I don't know what it's called, but he does concerts all the time. Ooh, can we get Ziggy Marley?
Speaker: You can sing tomorrow, people. There you go. OK, any of the Marlies, I'm OK with that. Yeah, I'm not bad at that. Can we bring Bob back from the dead? Oh, yeah. Oh, we got you know who we got. You know who we got to call? Jeff Healy. Ghostbusters. Jeff Healy. Yeah. Stevie Ray. Yeah. Stevie Ray. Yeah. Michael Penn.
Speaker: Can we get Sinead O 'Connor? No. And we can't. I want Prince and Michael Jackson, but I want him to have a fight on stage, not either one. I just want to see, like, we're going to settle the Prince and Michael Jackson debate once and all. Yes. Once and for all. And you guys are going to. Bombify him. Ooh, you got to call Sir Mix a lot, too. You can do baby got back, then he's got to bounce. He definitely looks like he's hurting more somebody.
Speaker: Yeah. I'm telling you, give me, give some of these guys like 20 bucks. They're like, we're in. Well, that's kind of the con. Yeah. Obviously we got to have some bottom of the barrel gimmick acts. Yeah. I'll be big at it. But that'd be the thing. Like that'll also be the other concept. Like I said, we're just complete dicks when we're, when we're introducing them. And you guys have never heard of this band, but you know, they didn't have a song in 98. Yeah.
Speaker: We can get handsome. You can do this song. We get handsome back together. I'm waiting for the day. I'm really waiting for another box to pop up that little ding. We get, you know, you know, from from from Leggy's area, we can get that Chama Wamba band that they can do that. You knock down.
Speaker: And then we can knock them out. Cause it'll be fun. Who did the, uh, uh, bare naked ladies. We get that. Well, where's, there's a lot for me. Yeah. Marcy's playground. They can do sex and candy, the verb bittersweet symphony. Yeah, man. I'm going to let you guys know right now. Jeff has already googled one hit wonders of all time. Oh no, I'm really reading him. I'm reading him. Yeah. Oh, we got to get that guy that sings look mumbo number five.
Speaker: Oh, can we call Little Troy, Little Troy? I wanna be a baller, shot caller.
Speaker: Get the fuck off. Go. You're next. Eagle -eye cherry. You get that Eiffel 65 that people ruined it for you when you actually... You know, what's his name that did I wish? I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish it was a baller. I wish I had a rabbit in an hat. I wish you'd get the fuck off stage. We wish you got off stage. And you're gone. That's good. My wish was granted. Yours wasn't.
Speaker: We get that lens, lens, steal my sunshine. You don't have a girl so you can color. Yeah. But how gang bad touch? Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah. We get that. We just we just is coming back to the teenage dirtbag van. Who? We just they do that some teenage dirtbag. It's all over fucking. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Bah, man, who let the dogs out, baby? Yeah.
Speaker: What does the Fox say? Yeah, that guy. We'll get Afro man because I got high. Afro man was going to be here tonight, but he got high and he's not here. He got high and again. Oh wait, he's here. Oh, there he is. He's he's still got to join his mouth. Get that alien to get off fucking stage. Stop getting high. Get off stage. Go get high behind stage.
Speaker: get that alien ant farm. They did that that cover song of Smooth Criminal. I was going to get off stage, but then I got high. We would we're going to get our ass kicked by like 40 different bands. It's going to be genius. Oh, we can call Nick Cannon. That's fucking crazy. Did he really? Yeah, I remember man just did something with Jeeves. That's awesome. That's badass.
Speaker: We got it called Nick Cannon. We'll have to restrain him because he'll probably get somebody pregnant. He did the song Jigolo. Fucking that. Please put on six condoms. I'm sure as as he's leaving, I'm sure there's like three people pregnant now. I'm just saying. Bowling for soup 1985. Good song.
Speaker: D4L, Laffy Taffy. All right, we get a little John. Yeah. And the East side boys. Oh, Chris, I got our headliner. Paris fucking Hilton. Although Nick cannot probably get her pregnant.
Speaker: get that gyms guy chain. Just because of that last. Well, everybody will leave. It's on stage. You know, it would be really hot. Exactly. Yeah, we could roast this shit on her. Jesus. You know, depending on what time of year we can get
Speaker: Who did that, that rap song about Christmas? That's in, that's in, it was run DMC, wasn't it? Oh yeah. They did that song that's in Die Hard. It was December 24th, I was walking in the park. Christmas in the hood or Christmas on my walk? Christmas in, no, it's Christmas in. What are you knowing about?
Speaker: Christmas and, uh, it's something Christmas in the Hollies. That's what it is. I get, I think that's into your fucking, uh, that's funny. Yeah. It's Christmas in the Hollies. Yeah. That'd be fun. As I said, Jeff just got fired. So yeah.
Speaker: Whoa. Run DMC could do walk this way and Christmas and then their Christmas song. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. I got an idea. Walk this way and get the fuck out of here. Walk this way right upstate. There's the stairs. Bye. Bye. Bye. We can call Taco. We can do putting on the Ritz. Peace out. In town down.
Speaker: Oh, no. Get the fuck off stage, Taco. I don't know if I can make fun of Eddie Murphy, though. It'd be really hard to make. I would absolutely make fun of Eddie Murphy. Hey, Dr. Ludo, do little. Go fuck off. Go party over there. We've got a prostitute in the car over here. Get the fuck off stage. We call Jamie Foxx. He can do one song.
Speaker: You know what? I probably would let Jamie Foxx do as many songs as he wanted. You know, I'm not mad at that. That man can sing.
Speaker: Jamie Foxx, any given Sunday, get the fuck off stage. Jamie Foxx comes, we have to request the Willie Beeman song. I'm sorry. You have to do Willie Beeman or you can't come. Sorry.
Speaker: Call me Billy Bean. My head is like shark fin. Your head needs to get their ass off stage. I'm sorry. Hey, shark fin, get the fuck off stage. You swim over there, Jaws. Oh, never mind. Oh, no, we can't we can't make him lately. Oh, yeah, it's heartbreaking. It is fucking heartbreaking.
Speaker: I feel so bad. He's in good spirits though, but man, props to his family and Demi Moore and his wife and his daughters. Yeah. One could only wish to have an ex -wife like Demi Moore, you know, she still cares for that man. She just, I don't want to live with you, but I still love you. They have a really cool dynamic with the, you know, with their girls and stuff like that. And even though she was banging or culture or whatever. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. Like Ashton Cushard told a story like when he started dating Demi, they went over to eat at Bruce Willis's house. How weird would that be? Like, so Bruce, you know, we've both been in the same place. I don't know if I could, if I was Bruce Willis, if I could handle my wife leaving me for fucking Kelso. Right. I'd be like, I am fucking, I'm fucking Bruce Willis. I'm Bruce Willis. I'm Bruce fucking. I die hard. And you've left me for a
Speaker: Yeah. Or six to retard. Yeah, like. What is wrong with this picture? He's a fucking stoner idiot. Oh, we can call House of Pain. They can jump right off that stage now, boys. Jumping. Keep jumping right off the stage. There you go. Bye bye. Bye. Dude, this concert would be amazing.
Speaker: Is it weird I want to go listen to all these songs? There's got to be a CD out there that you can buy that's just like 101 Hit Wonders, you know? I'm sure there is. Oh, yeah. Who will we call Mark Morrison? Return of the Mac.
Speaker: All right. Yeah. Return your ass back behind stage. Bye. This Walla. What is counting blue cars? Counting blue cars? Go count the blue cars in the parking lot. Get out of here. Get off the stage.
Speaker: I think I've seen some blue cars in the parking lot. You can go count them. Bye. Go count those. Tell me how they are. We might like you back. We call Oasis. They did Wonderwall. That's a good song. Yeah, but the Gallaghers don't like each other at all. Even better. If there's a fight on stage, we'll get fucking national news coverage for the next concert. Win -win. Liam and Neem. What is it?
Speaker: Liam Gallagher and Noah Gallagher or something like that. What the hell are their names? Ooh, we can get the bird pipe back together. They did that song, Freshman. Oh. We were merely a fresh man. We get Fiona Apple up there.
Speaker: You know what would be? You it would be a huge get if we got skid row and we got not only did we get skid row because they're still out touring but we put skid row and Sebastian Bach back together. That would be huge. We save music for the planet. Get the **** off stage. Yeah. No, actually 18 to life and you've gone wild. And then we got Meredith Brooks.
Speaker: Bitch, get off stage. Dude, speaking of concerts, did you hear what happened to Shania Twain's tour bus, tour vans, buses? Apparently they crashed. They like rolled over. I saw that the other day on Facebook News. Let me find it here.
Speaker: I gotta find out how many people actually got hurt. Shania Twain. Okay. So yeah, her tour bus crashed in Canada. We'll go figure 13 or hospitalized. That's crazy. I mean, they were in Canada. So how about it? Could it be?
Speaker: That bus is fucked up dude I don't know what he's talking about When did this happen It's three days ago this but Chris did you hear about this? Shania Twain Shania Twain's bus crash
Speaker: I don't think he realizes he's not muted What about a shit sandwich Jeff just watched it What's that shameless
Speaker: I've I've got I've got very far into it. I guess I guess what, baby? It's a rumor. There's a rumor that there's a brand new season that'll be coming out soon for Shameless and it's been like years since the show ended. Oh, yeah. Did you hear about this? Should I have to wait and bust crash? God damn it, Jeff. If you say something fucking stupid, this is some dumb. No, no, no, no, no, no, I swear to God, this is real. So so this is real. I have about three days ago. Let me go back here.
Speaker: I'm going to show my screen. This is real factual shit. Apparently, she's on tour and 13 people were hospitalized. No, it's not her. She's fine. But there's there's one of her tour buses. It rolled over. Yeah, it happened in Canada.
Speaker: There it is. Who the hell is that woman? That's Shania Twain, sir. Oh, damn. She's had some fucking serious plastic surgery. That don't look enough. Shania Twain used to be an attractive woman. Yeah. I don't find her attractive in any way, shape or form anymore. It is. Wow. Holy shit. Yeah. That's fucking wild. Hopefully nobody died. No, nobody died, but 13 people were hospitalized.
Speaker: This happened three days ago. Shameless is amazing. Really? Who is the show's supposed to follow? Who is what show's supposed to follow? Lip is definitely a no -go because he already has. Yeah, I don't know, man. I don't fucking know. Nikki just says her. Yeah, she doesn't even... No, I don't like that that weird plastic surgery look is not attractive to me.
Speaker: What's funny there was a there was an old interview from the 90s There was an interview from the 90s and Shania Twain was like I don't think I'll be wearing crop tops when I'm 40s in my 40s Did you're in crop tops still? Yeah That's like that one. Maybe what's that girl's name or what's that woman's name from the soap offers? They had all the weird plastic surgery shoes and like days and stuff She can't hear me never mind
Speaker: She played, uh, I think she played like, um, say, how did she, like Billy or something like that on days of her life. Yeah. She used to be a real pretty woman, but then she had some terrible plastic surgery and her lips are all blown down. What's cam cam camera bands, B A N U S or Kristen Alfonso. No.
Speaker: There's a lot of people from days of our lives got surgery. I put in plastic surgery. Well, here's, here's before and afters. This is kind of cool. She played Billy. I believe these are, these are actors from days of our lives before and after their plastics. Do you see her? Jesus.
Speaker: oh right there this one no um uh top row at the end the chick in the back with the short hair with the with the brunette oh yeah that's uh well the you know who that brunette is that's um what's it i can't remember a fucking name it's not just the women that are doing it and men are doing it just to say yeah well there's a dude right here
Speaker: it's it's it's it's it's both genders you know that have to meet an unrealistic standard i mean that's why yeah her yeah that's uh i can't remember her name i know who you're talking about uh bear with me i'll find out her name oh share looks like shit everybody has a standard that they have to meet but i don't think it's as bad anymore because you see people like
Speaker: Melissa McCarthy and Kevin James and that, you know, and and they're not just pigeonholed into like. Strictly being the fat, funny friend like they're, you know, so doing action movies and or like thriller movies and Melissa McCarthy has done a couple more comedy action roles, but I fucking love Melissa McCarthy. I think she's adorable and she's fucking hilarious. Yes, she is.
Speaker: Lisa Ryren, R -I -N -N -A, Reina. Reina. That's who you're talking about. In the standard, the standard, so to say, what's her name? Lisa what? Lisa Reina. Yeah, Lisa Reina. Reina. This is like what she should look like without the plastic surgery on this side. And this is what she looked like back in the day. This is what she actually looks like. They got a couple of these on here.
Speaker: Yeah. Uh, really a resilient Patricia Presley. And the quote unquote standard is, is set by those actresses and actors themselves. Yeah. Back in the day, what he should look like and his plastic surgery, Barry Manilow
Speaker: I didn't even know he was still alive. I didn't either. There's Daryl Hannah. She looks weird. I've never liked her. There's Joan Van Art. I don't know who that is. There's Bert Reynolds. Well, he's dead. So that's definitely not what he looks like right now. Well, this is what he should look like. Well, he shouldn't look like that because he's dead. Britney Spears. She looks like shit.
Speaker: I feel so bad for that girl, man. I don't know what's going on in her. Brittany. Yeah, she's fucking weird. There's Demi. She just cries. That poor woman is a mess anymore. Mickey Rourke. Mickey Rourke. His fucking plastic surgery, he looks like shit. Scary. What the hell he did. Goldie Hawn, look at her. Jesus.
Speaker: She looks like Angela Lansbury. She should look like Angela Lansbury, apparently. There's Madonna. What she used to look like, what she should look like without any plastic surgery, what she actually looks like. I'm not sure to anybody what they look like. I'm talking about having shitty fucking plastic surgery. The bottom line, if you have shitty fucking plastic surgery, that makes you look like a goddamn dinosaur. Dolly actually looks good.
Speaker: Like her plastic surgery is not bad. For 75. The only partner is a vampire. This chick freaks me out. Who the hell is that? This is a woman that she wanted to look like a cat. But look at like little Kim, little Kim. Yeah, there's Cher. And I'm not saying she is or isn't hot now, but like she had so much plastic surgery, she looks Asian now. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm like, what the hell? Yeah, I don't get it. I don't see men getting praise for a lot of anything these days. We're just the absolute fucking worst fucking creatures on the planet. Yeah, the the worst. But those standards. So they. Well, well, it comes down to everybody's like, if I don't look like I used to, I won't get other roles, bitch. Yeah, you will. Look at Sally Fields. That bitch is still rocking out.
Speaker: So the men and women in Hollywood have only done it to themselves. It's not like some magical power or overlord lays down the standard. They've done it to themselves over time, men and women both, because they feel like, Oh, if I don't look a certain type of way that, well, you know what, just age and make the movies that are, um, in your, in your wheelhouse. Yeah.
Speaker: Being personally, I wish they would do away with plastic surgery. I think people should just be able to progress naturally in life. Agreed. Well, the only thing the plastic surgery should be there for is like somebody's got a cleft lip or something like that. It should not be to enhance. But I'll call out in front of bad plastic surgery. I don't give a fuck if you're a man or a woman. If you've got bad plastic surgery, I'm going to make fun of it. I'm going to let you know. Madonna, we're talking to you.
Speaker: Mickey Rourke. We're talking to you, bro. Yeah, but Mickey Rourke's got an excuse. He was in a car accident. He was in a motorcycle accident. His face got ripped off. That's why he started having plastic surgery. That's probably why he started, but that's not why he finished. His face got ripped off. Well, he crashed his motorcycle and went over the handlebars. Oh, no, that was Gary Busey. Yeah. Mickey Rourke was in a motorcycle accident, too.
Speaker: Yeah. Mickey Rourke just is weird. I like making work with Jesus, dude. Enough is enough. Yeah. It's time to stop. I mean, it literally looks like with your man purse. Yeah. He literally looks like they cut his face off of his, like they did face off. I want to cut his, and then they just like stretched it around his head real tight. He does poor Mickey.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't know why, you know, and again, I mean, there's there's sometimes there's just no need for it. And then you do it. And then you look like a complete fucking bozo when you do the plastic surgery. Literally. I don't know why. I don't know why people feel like I mean, I know why people I'm sorry. It's called aging gracefully. Yeah, like me. No, I was gonna say like us. Yeah, I don't like shit.
Speaker: Jeff looks like he's 85. I look like I'm doing it too. It's all highway. Highway miles. It's highway miles. Is that what you call it? Highway miles? Yeah. Highway miles versus city miles. Let's take ourselves another break before we go to break. You know how you're going to live a healthier, happier life?
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Speaker: One of the bands that one of the bands that we played music from last night, uh, on jukebox jury with lady actually just followed us and just sent me a message. Anyways, welcome back to the show. He's Jeff. I'm click. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the show tonight. It's a little weird for a Saturday night. It has been kind of quiet. Uh, you guys are really dropping the ball on the open door challenge. You get a bunch of regimes.
Speaker: Jeffrey, if you don't mind dropping that link again on Twitch, Facebook, and YouTube, that'd be awesome. You have a bunch of genes, you have a bunch of scaredy cats, big talk bullshit nasses. You know, it all comes down to what Deebo used to say. Stop being a bitch and come on. Exactly. But.
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Speaker: I am playing Modern Warfare checking you guys out. There you go. Better than nothing, I guess. That is why you're not participating in the show. I see how you are. Day one purchase. Got the new Modern Warfare. I'm actually going to try to buy that here in a couple weeks.
Speaker: Got a new market warfare three. Just came out. Came out last night or yesterday. So it dropped. All the gamers, basically everybody in their mama in the game community is currently playing modern warfare three right now.
Speaker: Hopefully that's not the, they've got the server situation figured out and the server is not absolutely dog shit like that. It usually is for call of duty and modern warfare when they drop a new game. Well, yeah. I mean, the problem when they drop a new game is it gets, you know, the numbers jump. And, and I think that's going to be an issue when, when grand theft auto six comes out. If it's, if you can go, um, if you can go live on
Speaker: You know play in the open world the way they do with five when six comes out so many people gonna be playing it It's gonna be ridiculous nice Whatever other six coming out Well The rumors are it's next year The trailer just dropped is dropping in like Monday or something like that but the
Speaker: anniversary of five is coming up. And I think that's when they're dropping the trailer and the release date. I'm actually checking. Um, I swear to God, I feel like they've been talking about Grand Theft Auto six for like five years. So they're saying it's set to come out for 2025. I don't believe it. I think
Speaker: I mean the game costs like two billion dollars to make and it's gonna be the biggest map they've ever had it and What's cool about it is? Where in Grand Theft Auto 5 when you play the game? There no matter who well you always start with the same person You have to switch at certain times to the other people this one when you come out if depending on who you pick to start with you
Speaker: we'll get a different gameplay. Because there's a dude in the chick, and if you start with the chick, you start on one section of the map, start with a guy, you start with a different section of the map. And I guess that first quarter of the game is different depending on who you start with. And then based on your decisions you make, the game changes.
Speaker: So technically you can play the game four or five times and not play the exact same game. You know what I mean? So it's it's and that's what just what I've heard of over the past couple of weeks So they're going kind of like Red Dead Redemption where Right, yeah, if you on Red Dead Redemption if you if you were an asshole certain things weren't available if you were really nice guy and
Speaker: certain things whether available depending on how what you played as you could play three different ways you could kind of be Part asshole part medium nice guy or you can be a complete asshole or bring a complete nice guy So yeah, the gameplay changes based on that but you'd have Different you your missions will all still be the same on Red Dead where this one
Speaker: If you play as the guy, that's one game. If you play as the girl, that's another game in the same universe. So it's going to be interesting. I have no idea.
Speaker: like back in the day where you go in there and you can punch in the cheat code and you could have all the guns and whatever you still do that you still do it on on on five you put in a phone number and you make a call yeah i want to introduce the online gaming it was like i'm just in here i just i just want to play the game i really don't need
Speaker: Six fucking hash clowns who are 45 still living in their mom's basement and only play Call of Duty all day long and think there's somebody fucking special to come and kill me for no fucking reason and then every Well, when you play if you want to play the regular game and not go live or go online to play you can't
Speaker: Yeah, no, I like to play when you go when you go play online, there are a lot of assholes that just literally sit around like people walk by and they're hidden somewhere and they shoot you. Yeah, the GTA gangsters. Yeah, these.
Speaker: I should try to be crazy because I'm like just minding my own business. I'm not really even doing missions right now. I'm just like doing my own thing. Like I'm going to go break into the military place and steal a tank and I'm going to die. I'm going to die 45 times trying it, but I'm going to eventually get that tank out of there. Yeah. Or I'm going to steal a shit or whatever. It's like, I can't even fire a fucking jet. But, you know, or whatever I want to do or just screwing it around. Yeah.
Speaker: It's like, look, as clown just because you literally live on this fucking game and you've spent and I played it twice in three years. Yeah. Yeah. Like, come the fuck now. So just that was a huge turn off for the game. But I mean. Yeah, I already was. I never play online because of the simple fact you have those assholes out there. I do love playing the actual way, even if I don't do missions, just drive it around. Yeah.
Speaker: And it can be really fun. Just try to just fuck around. I, you know, like I said, go get a plane, get a helicopter, you know, whatever. Go get a boat or whatever. Just, you know, I like to get the cops after me and then see if I can. Yep. I do that a lot. I like doing that. So like, I'm not, you know, like I'm not even in your.
Speaker: realm of doing anything that you're doing why are you fucking with me for no fucking reason like it is all you fight back either because the guys live on the goddamn game and have everything under the sun so it's like I just threw a grenade at them and it didn't even do anything literally shove a stick of dynamite up their ass and they're like I'm gonna kill you now the map is gonna be huge though it's like twice the size of five of six six is gonna be twice the size
Speaker: Well, Fucking Baff is already ridiculously fucking big. Yeah, exactly. And like there's a comparison. So you played five. Here is Grand Theft Auto 6 map compared to Grand Theft Auto Dodge map. Hmm. That's massive. Yeah, I just feel like they've been talking about
Speaker: Well, they they threw so much money into five with having online and then there was updates and all this shit. And then, you know, just like a phone game, you could buy stuff. And so they were, you know, they've made so much money off five. Why they don't really have to release six right away. They can wait another year, two years if they want it.
Speaker: I think people end up burning down rockstar studios do but Yeah I'm like said I'm kind of I'll play it. I'm not gonna rush out and buy it day one or some shit like that because The price right now is Well, it's actually starting prices 70 bucks so that's not bad I
Speaker: $70 $69 .99 So that's not bad. I mean I've heard it like you could spend up to $150 For six nice No rumors claim that GTA 6 will cost a whopping $150 which would be more than double the price of any other gate
Speaker: But there's no 100 % this is what it's going to cost kind of thing. And we really won't know until it's actually released. But apparently it's going to take up 750 gigs of space. Damn. I don't know if that takes some space or on the disk or well, I guess so 70 750 gigs.
Speaker: That's huge. I guess that the like what's called the. The graphics are going to be fucking amazing. It's going to look real. Because they don't really have gameplay out for it. But they have leaks. Things have been leaked.
Speaker: And like, Jesus, this is one of the leaked photos. Holy crap, it looks amazing. Let me save this. This is one of the leaked photos. This is how good the vehicles look. That's insane, dude. That's no way that's from GTA.
Speaker: That's what it says. That's the one of the GTA cars there. I recognize that one. I recognize that one. That's leaked footage. They have made a couple of announcements the past couple of days. This is actually leaked gameplay. This was online for like three weeks.
Speaker: before Rockstar was able to actually get rid of it. Damn. This one right here. That's leaked footage. And that was a year ago. And they made improvements. Yeah. So like I said, it'll be interesting. Yeah.
Speaker: Shout out to our lurkers. What up? Is it open door Saturday? Put your money where your mouth is now. Links are in the comments for anybody who would like to pop into the show. Feel free to click that link. Jump right on in. Um, yeah, no, I don't know. I feel like they, like I said, they just been, they've been hyping this GTA six for so long, man. Like four years. Yeah.
Speaker: You know. And now it's still going to release day two years out. Let's say between April 1st of 2024 and March 31st of 2025 is. The only really summation they can give, yeah, which is wild to me. Yeah, that's like. You know. Call of Duty in modern warfare drops the game every couple of years. Yeah, but they're not. They're not playing.
Speaker: So GTA 5 came out 2013. Damn. It's been 20 years. Jeff. It's great. What's 23 minus 13? That's what I just said. Sorry, 10 years. My brain's off. My brain's off.
Speaker: We, yeah. Well, we got out of high school. We weren't playing online. Yeah. No, my brain was off. No, but like what I'm saying is, it's like, it doesn't feel like 10 years feels like longer than 10 years. Yeah. I mean, I understand that. Yeah. It does seem like it's been out longer than that because, you know, but yeah, I mean, you guys have had 10 years already to come up with a new game and you're still going to, uh, a really, a release date. That's two years out.
Speaker: Right. GTA rock star games. Well, like I said, they've been making money off GTA five. They still make money on GTA five because they keep doing updates and adding shit. And it's like that binge is always playing World War Z. I don't know how long that game has been out. I honestly never even heard of it until my girl started playing or my kids started playing it. And now I see it all over the place. Everybody and their fucking mom's playing it every day. And it's just like.
Speaker: drop a new content with downloads and shit like that. Well, here's the kicker has been out forever. Rockstar has spent, and this is confirmed by Rockstar $2 billion just on GTA six. So the longer they hype it when it does drop, it's going to go fucking crazy.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh yeah. Well, no, people are so anxious and anticipating it that it's, it's gonna, it's gonna be insane. Yeah. I mean, like, so one, so one of the bands that we played last night actually just started following us on, on Instagram. Nice. Old lady last night. I was like, I would like to hear more of their music and maybe play it on our show because I,
Speaker: I like their song. So they actually followed us on Instagram and sent a message and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, thanks for saying, Hey, thank you for giving us a hit last night on jukebox jury. And, and we're kind of back and forth, um, and, uh, send me their YouTube so that I could get some videos up here. Um, that music get a couple of their songs up here. I want to hear.
Speaker: It's all that we played last night. I really freaking liked man. It was it was awesome Oh, yeah, they didn't come up for an interview Yeah, come on in open door Saturday Bernadette Bernadette in here
Speaker: Yeah, I guess they're the I thought I thought The pre -orders already started on GTA 6 But I guess not I thought I heard that I don't know Beats the hell out of me man. I Don't know. I mean like I said, I'll buy it I
Speaker: but it's not going to be like, I have to go buy this today. It came out today. Yeah. Like I want to get modern warfare three. I always buy the new call duties and modern warfare is when they wouldn't, you know, but I don't buy them as soon as they drop. Usually I wait a week or two and then I buy them. Um, but I'll get the new modern warfare three. It looks awesome. And I've watched a couple of people play it. I mean, it's, it's, it's like Madden.
Speaker: You know, not much from year to year, but they do make minor tweaks and minor adjustments and add extra stuff that, you know, if you, if you've played for a long time, you see the year to year, you know, when they release a new modern warfare, they release a new call of duty. You see, you see the difference in the change to your casual gamer. They may not, you know, acknowledge
Speaker: Uh, uh, you know, uh, better graph, a little bit better graphics in the year before or, or, uh, you know, uh, better movements, better this or that. Right. Like the, the, the, the game plays a little smoother or something like that. Yeah. It's funny how that works in it. It is funny. It's funny how we drop in and.
Speaker: Well, I dropped it and hit the chat and say hello and everything. But, uh, but I'm the booking man. They can't be seen around here. God forbid. I understand. I'm going to go ahead and drop a gold star on that one right there. Um, but, uh, you know, like.
Speaker: I was watching some of the gameplay from the new modern warfare the other day. And even just watching it, watching people play on Twitch, I could see a lot of major changes from, from modern warfare. You know, the one that dropped a couple of years back compared to the new one. And it's like, okay, cool, cool. Um, but, um, you know, I just feel like.
Speaker: GTA has really just been milking GTA five for everything. Like literally every penny it's worth. And they have been for a decade. Well, that's, that's something I'm wondering how much rockstar has made on GTA five. Well, and that's the other thing. Like you have the capability in the, you know, with the games.
Speaker: And like I said with World War Z where you don't have to put out a new game You can just adding content to an already existing game at the end of the day. Whoa GTA 5 has sold 180 million units in its lifetime GTA 5 has made an estimated 7 .7 billion dollars Not doing too bad for themselves then doing a
Speaker: doing pretty all right for themselves over there. They can take it all the time. They want, they got $7 billion. Like I said, they have the capability in a game like that with that online, with that American online world where they can just start keep, just keep, keep creating content and dropping content and charging people 10, 15 bucks. I don't know how much it costs to get new content or whatever. When they drop it and just keep going.
Speaker: And not even worry about the new, I mean, you can release stories and campaigns and whatever. Yeah. Well, they drop the, like drop skins and stuff. You can buy skins and you can buy all this stuff. I don't see the point buying stuff for a game, but I'll leave that up for a little bit.
Speaker: Um, no, I was going to say something. Not directly, but indirectly. Uh, I can't remember. Anyways. Yeah, it is. We are not like it matters because we're doing better than all of them. So, you know, what are you going to do?
Speaker: you know at the end of the day we're doing better than all of them uh so that's what happens when when you actually do something instead of just argue all day i'm just saying
Speaker: Well, what do you have in, you know, enjoyable content, not just you putting yourself on a platform and, you know, I'm the greatest hyping yourself up. Yeah. It's like, it's like saying I'm the champ all the time. This is like a weird. Yeah. See, I saw it coming. I knew it was coming. It is tough.
Speaker: You know, heavy is the head that wears the crown, my friends. That's right. Tough to be king. It is tough to be kings in a world full of jesters, Jeffrey. Amen to that. You know, I never wanted to be king. I always want to be a prince because the prince gets to do nothing all day and say, one day I will be king.
Speaker: Sometimes you gotta step up, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. The the the King Life, I didn't choose the King Life. The King Life chose me. Ate the player. Ate the game. Not the player. It's not our fault. We're better than everybody else. We look down upon you peasants from our our our
Speaker: our iron throne our grand thrones we look down upon you peasants and we bless you with great content just saying we're not so great content even our worst days are still better than their good days you know i hate to agree with you suck at your room
Speaker: You suck. Dude, if one day we get more views of Joe Rogan, I will gladly have a grabber on air. I just figure if I make enough jokes at Joe Rogan, eventually he'll get into his ear. He'll be like, on his show, he'll be like, who the fuck is this nonsensical nonsense podcast? And then we'll just blow up because everybody's going to want to come. And I will clip that and that will be our intro. That'll be our new intro.
Speaker: Yeah, who the fuck is this nonsense go on since then queue the music? You sure Z.
Speaker: We need that because I, you know, I've said I'll fight a kangaroo. I said, I fight a black bear. I'm not fighting Joe Rogan. That dude would absolutely Jesus, that heavy bag. Jesus Christ. If you let me like hit him first, I might have a chance. Yeah. Like one punch right in the jaw or like in the head or something like that.
Speaker: I might take that opportunity, but at the same time, you know, if he still, if he takes it and he's still standing because I'm putting all 300 pounds that I have into that punch to, to, to try to put him to sleep. So he doesn't kick. Oh, a hundred percent. Joe Rogan's a bad dude. Like, you know, there ain't no bad mama jam. Oh boy. That boy, he's a bad man.
Speaker: Like I said, you know, I know how to beat Joe Rogan with a stick while he sleeps. That's how you beat him. You wait till he's asleep and beat the shit out of him with a bat. That's the only way I got a chance to beat Joe Rogan's ass. I get one punch. I get one hit out of Rogan. I hit him with the old chloroform napkin.
Speaker: Night night, Joe. Smell this, Joe. Does it smell like warm -up? I have a question for you, Senor Joe. I got a new cologne. Smell it. Night night, sweet prince. Night night, sweet.
Speaker: And then I tell the world, I knocked Joe Rogan out. Oh, yeah. I knocked him out. It was the core form, but I knocked him out. They don't have to know that. Now, his podcast isn't too bad. I enjoy some bits and pieces of it. I'm just not a huge fan of his podcast. I'm a fan of Joe Rogan himself. I love when he like UFC and stuff like that. But I just I'm not the biggest fan of the of his podcast.
Speaker: But like I said, you know, not everybody can be as great as we are. It's okay. We understand. Yeah, it is, man. It is what it is. Be jealous haters. Keep drinking your haterade. 10 .23 thousand plays.
Speaker: I'm pretty sure Joe Rogan gets way more than that. We're talking about Joe Rogan right now, OK? Now I'm talking about. Frank's basement podcast.
Speaker: Sorry, Frank's basement podcast. If you're a real thing, I was just throwing shit at the wall. It's like, what the fuck did I do to these assholes? We get a message from Facebook basement podcast. Fuck you guys. I didn't do anything. Damn, man. What the fuck? Sorry. You want to come on? I didn't know you were a real podcast, bro. My bad.
Speaker: I was I was talking shit about Joe Rogan. I use that name as an example. Yeah. Yeah. Just just a fuck it, you know, like a like a throwaway name. We didn't know. Yeah. Yeah. I was curious. Now I want to listen to your shit. Now I want to look up and see if that's a podcast and then send them a clip of Frank's basement.
Speaker: There you go. Fuck you, Joe Rogan. Where's our good friend, Sir Pousois? There he is. There he is. Bow down to Sir Pousois. Sir Pousois. Look, he could actually be on the show and not even - I know. I know, right? He's like the third member of the show. You know what he said to me the other day? He said, fuck you ET.
Speaker: Well, you know, we need another one of him saying hello to our lurkers. Hello. Oh, hello, lurkers. Excellent. We're going to have so many goddamn pictures of Serpuswa with different. I know, right? Like he's going to be an actual people are going to start to think that they listen to the replay, that he's an actual member of the show. Who's mute? He doesn't say that. He just stands around.
Speaker: Finally somebody's gonna come in and watch us. Lurky McLurkers. Somebody's gonna come in one day and watch us live and go, oh my god, just a fucking picture of an alien. We're holding a beer? What the fuck? Sorry, we let you down. I mean, he's real in our world. He's real in our hands. Yeah, we think he's real. Lurky McLurkises. They're from the clown, McLurkers. Yes.
Speaker: Duncan McLeod of the clan McLeod. I have been alive for over 400 years. Oh man, why is Freddie Mercury dead? He could be on our concert tour too. Oh yeah. I just want him to do the, I just want him to sing the theme song from Highlander television show.
Speaker: and then get the fuck off stage. Hey, Freddy, there's a bag of dicks back here. Get the fuck off stage. Hey, Freddy. Hey, Freddy, I heard you like dicks in your mouth. There's a dick sandwich waiting for you. There you go.
Speaker: We could have a boy George or whatever the culture club or whatever it was. That's what I said. Boy George is boy George still alive. I'm just saying he is or she is. I don't. Yeah, he's a he. I don't think he's trans. Let's just call the our cat brother. You know, he can do it. I think Alexis is dead. Is she? I think. I don't know when she was a he he was in sometimes they come back the Stephen King movie.
Speaker: Oh, really? Alexis is dead. I didn't know that. I feel bad for saying it. Maybe. No. Yeah. Patricia is still alive and David's still alive. So yeah, I think, I think Alexis did die. Hello. Sir poo sua bring in the heat chairs, little buddy.
Speaker: That's right. Chairs. You serve first one. Chairs, everybody. Chairs. Chairs. I wonder if we can get an AI. Sir Pussois. You know what I mean? To put him on the show. You know, they get that we got the AI Gary Busey. I'm sure we could. Yeah, I'm just saying. I have like four AIs on my computer. Unless you work on getting us an AI Sir Pussois.
Speaker: I'll I'll look into that. I think in order to in order to have him actually comment on what's going on, I'm sure you'd have to pay for it. We can maybe we can just do an AI and give him key phrases. He'll be like, let's talk about butter sausage. Maybe we could just give him key phrases that we could. You know, just have him, you know, like hello lurkers or. I like that.
Speaker: I just like that you can sit right there in the middle of the screen and actually like, I know, right? I like that. We don't have to take it down. Just leave it up.
Speaker: or we just continue to do what we do and not fuck with AI because that sounds like work. It sounds like a lot of work. So well, let's be honest, Jeff, for you. I mean, you know, wiping your ass is a lot of work, but hey, you know, speaking of wiping your ass, do you remember that chick that sued her parents for her being born? Oh, yeah, because she didn't choose to be born. Well,
Speaker: She has a new video out. She's got a new video out where she's like, everybody needs to raise their kids right. So I'm walking in the store the other day, and this kid is like, I don't know, five or six, which means he should know better. And he said, ew, somebody smells like duty. And I know I don't wipe my ass. And I was like, wait, what?
Speaker: Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. What? Exactly. Oh, my God. I got to find this fucking video. I fucking I get there. Why you got your phone in your hand? Speaking of videos, remember when I was told that I didn't see that that was minutes after using marijuana oil. Yeah. I saw that a couple of days before you mentioned it, too. That was why I actually meant to save that so I could show it on the show. And I totally forgot.
Speaker: You should work your magic over there and show that video on the show. Yeah, I can. I can work on that. We'll get a con. Yeah, I didn't really. It was like he used the oils. And put on and put like the oil and is on his like on his tongue or whatever. And he was I mean, the Parkinson's was kicking his ass. And in like four minutes, he was just wasn't shaking. His hands were straightened out. He was fully functional. Right. He was so stoned. He was like.
Speaker: Have you guys eaten? They're like, are you hungry? I'm kind of hungry. I could eat. I could totally eat. So I found the video. I'm downloading it now so I can play it because seriously, dude, I watched this video three times because I was like, wait, did she say what I think she said? A problem. Welcome back, Chris. While I'm, while I'm, uh,
Speaker: Downloading us a little back story since you were this crazy chick last night Until 3 in the morning. I'm just saying not my fault. Not my fault. It's your fault a Little backstory on this chick this chick my other half of a sample of myself when we came back from break I'm back a lot those or go away So a little backstory on this woman
Speaker: this crazy psychopath. She had, she sued her parents for like 50 grand for 50 grand and one after they tried to give her a house that was too small. She has a kid that she's adopted.
Speaker: a swift kick in the ass because that's a depression and alcohol problem and I'm just saying sue your parents. So, so, well, my parents are dead. Well, you can sue, sue, sue Scott. I grew up in an orphanage. Go ahead and drop like he's comment there. Um, and I'm going to play this video and I swear to God, this is real.
Speaker: Definitely old enough to know better than to do what he did to me. So I'm walking down the aisle minding my own business and this kid out of nowhere goes, somebody stinks. Somebody smells like doo doo. And listen, I don't wipe my ass so I knew who was talking about me. Like I know I smell like doo doo. But pheromones are natural and I hate that we as a society have shamed other people for having natural body odors. We need to normalize this. No other animal worries about how they smell. So why are we worried about it?
Speaker: This is real.
Speaker: Anyway, I thought it was really disrespectful, but I wasn't going to say anything until this kid gets closer to me and he smells me and he goes, Mommy, I think it's this lady. First of all, I am not a lady. I'm not a lady and he should not be assuming my gender. Second of all, mind your business. You are in my personal space and you're saying something that you know is going to embarrass me out loud.
Speaker: and i know he knows better i have a newborn and they have never said anything like this they already know not to say anything if they don't have anything nice to say they're not going to say anything at all and so i just think it's ridiculous at three or four years old this kid doesn't know any better than to just keep his mouth shut ladies and gentlemen we have
Speaker: Injured into a bonus level of stupidity. First and foremost, it is not healthy to not wipe your ass. Agreed. And, and.
Speaker: And second of all, a three or four year old, they don't know any fucking better. You psychopath fucking goofy bitch. And her newborn doesn't say anything. That's because it's a newborn, you stupid cunt!
Speaker: The newborn can't talk, you fucking twat. Jesus. It's the most stupidity, ladies and gentlemen. This is the new stupid. We've gotten used to all the other bullshit. The Dylan Mulvaney's, the fucking whatever the fucks these people are, you know. It's ma 'am. It's ma 'am. This chick clearly knows she's a chicken, says she's a woman.
Speaker: Claims to be misgendered. You don't wipe your ass. You found a man to have sex with you. I can only imagine what he looks like. I'm going to tell you right now. Hey, first and foremost, I'm not going to have sex with somebody who don't wipe their ass. Second of all,
Speaker: If you don't mind your ears, and for some weird reason, I've fallen down a flight of stairs, gotten hit by a bus, and then a pit bull chewed my face off, and I suffer from severe brain damage, and I'm having sex from you, or with you, I'm still gonna take a fire hose, or a pressure washer, and we all know how dangerous I am with a pressure washer, till you asshole.
Speaker: pressure -washing your asshole I'm sorry if you even if I even get close to this chick I'm throwing her a bag of light that that lights were pumped that they throw on Andy Andy Dufresne when he goes to jail and fucking Charles thank redemption I'm just deloused this bitch and then walk away because I don't know I don't know I don't know if it's a joke or if it's not a joke
Speaker: No, this chick sued her parents. Any more of these days, you know, five years ago, I'd been like, okay, I get it. She's doing this kid. It's funny. Haha. But in America today, lady, this shit is real. This shit is happening in America. Like this is how people think. I don't know how it is in other countries. Most people in other countries seem to be borderline normal ish, but
Speaker: America has become the goddamn Insane asylum of the world like literally if you watch old movies where there were horror movies where they show insane asylums and it's just people just drooling and talking gibberish and No, that's America. That's America in a fucking nutshell. We're in a sane asylum the entire country Yeah, I'm sorry United States Jump mark
Speaker: She's a shark as a society. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. That's two for the night. She's coming at you, Benji, with your six. Say no. She's due to her parents for not giving her, not giving her consent to have her. Yes. This is a fact. It's, it's, if, if this would have came from England or Scotland, I'd be like, okay, I get it. Or like, yeah, definitely a joke.
Speaker: Yeah, like, like, like, Newfoundland, Dutchland or whatever, you know, but like, okay, we get it. You're making fun of Americans. Haha. Funny. That's actually kind of funny. I don't think this is a skit. I don't think this is that satirical at all. I don't think so. I'm no expert when it comes to words. I'm just saying, but it, but like,
Speaker: I raised three kids and I knew it three, four, and five. They don't have filters. Anybody who's a parent knows, Hey, kids don't have filters. That's why there's shows out there that say that are still shows kids say the darndest things, you know, kids, kids that say that, that, that, that, that Steve Harvey hosted one, I think at one point in time. Dude, she sued her parents and her parents by law now have to give her $5 ,000 a month.
Speaker: See, see, you see what you're doing. You see, you're starting, you're starting rumors. All right. I got the one up here, even me up all night. That's three 41. We're going to get, you like that lurkers. How's that for some new content in your room?
Speaker: What a fucking psychopath. Yeah, people are. Absolutely. We we are literally every day. We are getting closer and closer to living. Idiocracy, idiocracy is almost a goddamn documentary. Like it was almost like idiocracy was almost basically a prophecy. Yeah. You know.
Speaker: Going back to when Idiocracy came out, everybody's like, God, the world would never be like that. Thank God. You know what? The director of that movie was like Nostradamus. Yeah. 100%. Jesus. Like the goddamn Simpsons. I'm sorry, but I can understand suing your parents for like, you know, if they got drunk and crashed into your house with their car or if they beat you or something like that.
Speaker: What? Adapty. Adapty? Adapty. I was also I was also learning Scottish slang last night too because there was a rapper who fucked me all up. I was like, what the hell is even going on? You're the one telling you you're taking us to bed. You are.
Speaker: She took both of them guys from nonsensical nonsense at the back. Can you believe it? It's crazy woman. I mean, I'm good, but Jeff says he's good, but I mean. There's a giant puddle in between all of us. Yeah. Let's get up. You know, Jeff was talking about was talking about her.
Speaker: Yeah, I was talking about the psychopath. Yeah, I mean, if you literally sue your parents for something like that, you're a fucking crazy person. A, you're ruining your relationship with your parents. Okay, first and foremost, that's not what makes you a crazy person. What makes you a crazy person is making you post it on the internet and telling the entire fucking world that you don't wipe your ass. Oh, no, I can't agree with you more.
Speaker: No, that's nasty because because I guarantee you I guarantee you this chick looks like she's got Don King in a headlock. Her armpits probably do. That's what I said. She looks like she's got Don King in a headlock. Oh, man.
Speaker: Can you imagine how bad she stinks? Oh, I bet she doesn't shave her by Jean and then she don't wipe her ass. She's got just specs in her. Yeah. You know, I, I never thought I would disagree with Russell because that wilderness does not need to be explored. Sorry, Russ. You're on your own. You're on your own, Russell.
Speaker: Yeah, she braids her regime hair with her shit. She's got trends. Yeah, you're the one that said it. Not us. Jesus. Those are called dingleberries, baby. She's like, Jesus, extra flavor. No, no, it ain't. I'm sorry. Again, again.
Speaker: pressure washer time and we all know we've told the story a couple times on the show. We all know how dangerous I am with a pressure washer. Dude, you don't need to crank that **** up because I guarantee you that's this. Just take on there. Just take on there. Zero tip. Yeah. I'm taking the skin off and everything.
Speaker: Dude, I wouldn't. Oh. But it's natural pheromone, boy. Fuck you. You go have your national pheromones over there with Buddy Holly. Go hang out. Oh, Jesus. She's probably one of those chicks that wipe. She don't wipe at all, though. Dude.
Speaker: So so here's a question because now I like so do you just take a shit and then you just sit there until it's just stand up or just stand up and walk away or do you just sit there or you take a shit and then as soon as it's done you give it a little wiggle walk away when it's still wet and squishy so then it's like
Speaker: then it's like, you know, when you, then he's all smeared up both sides of your cheeks and it's like a, it's like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that you put too much peanut butter and jelly on. And when you put the bread together and you, and you just got shit coming out the side of her fucking front and back lips, like, does it make noise when she walks? Here's my thing. Here's my thing.
Speaker: We've all had diarrhea that's sometimes awful wet. Do you just stand up? And I can only pray that she at least washes her clothes. Or at least her clothes. Does she shower?
Speaker: I'm assuming that Sheila, I mean, it can 100 % be real. It's not even the craziest thing that's going on in the world today. Yeah, you know what? And believe it or not, I saw the gender thing coming a mile fucking way. When she's like, first of all, he assumed my gender. He's four women. He just realized he had a penis.
Speaker: I could never imagine that wipe in my ass. Just fucker is wrong with people, man. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Speaker: You know, euthanasia. All of a sudden. I realize babies at birth when I become president make them wait until they're like 25. Admittable before they can. Somebody called Dr. Kaborkian. I'm sorry. I'm just saying. Call Dr. Kaborkian. Call the Unabomber. Send her his and her address.
Speaker: I'm the bad guy because I want to sterilize newborn babies until they're a minimum of 25 and they have to pass a mental and an IQ test before they can even consider having babies. This is some people shouldn't have babies. Some people should not pro that poor child that she has care over. Well, that child knows better. That newborn knows better than to speak out at turn.
Speaker: Fuck a new board. You know, I know you're not the biggest fan of the Big Bang Theory. I just hope she just, I don't know. Showers, stands in a sprinkler. I don't know, walks to a car wash. I don't know something. Maybe your husband hoses her down in the backyard everything. Here's my question. Okay, Chris.
Speaker: Well, we've all come out of the shower. When you come out of the shower, you're naked, right? Yeah. Occasionally, you might sit down before you put something on. Yeah. You think she does that too? Well, I mean, if you're just going to have a shower, hopefully at that point in time, her ass is asleep. But it also depends on how many shits she's taking in the day and if she actually scrubs her ass when she takes it to her.
Speaker: I just thought about that if she doesn't wash her ass properly if she doesn't wipe her ass and say she showers every other day And she doesn't properly wash her I guarantee you this bitch is sour like once a month or they're all over their house Wiping your ass and say she wears leggings when you sit down like like cuz shit's gonna seep through your legs
Speaker: Oh, 100 %! So when you're sitting down... See, that's the type of motherfucking idiot that would come over to my house and me not know that she don't wipe her ass or he doesn't wipe his ass or whatever. Whatever. You know, I can sit on my ass. I'm talking if this goes both ways. I'm not just putting in, you know, there's obviously people out there who think and feel this way. And then I'm like, yo, like, did you not wipe your ass? I don't wipe my ass. It's natural. It is what it is.
Speaker: Get the fuck out of my house. Please hold. I'm going to do the rest of the world a favor and I'm going to come back with a ball bat and club you in the fucking head like you're a baby seal. Yeah. And when the cops show up and tell the cops and I show them the video, they're going to go, yep, justified. Yeah. You're a hero, sir. Not all heroes were. Here's my thing. Now, I'm sure and I don't mean to presume. I'm sure.
Speaker: that your woman has a thong. I know mine does. Can you imagine if this woman wears a thong? Instead of washing them, just throw them out. It's like cutting a cake.
Speaker: two, two beautiful pieces. She puts it on and it splits the **** in her **** in half and it just falls on the floor. Thumbs up two pieces even. It just drops on the floor. Like one for each of us. Aw. Yeah. You know,
Speaker: Like, I'm sorry. I know you wanted to be a joke so bad, but I'm not thinking this is a joke. I don't think it is. You get lost up there. Oh, well, it's just me, sir. Oh, nobody like here's the thing. Thank God. I'm not single in this town where this chick lives. Because, Chris, what's our favorite thing to do?
Speaker: that we're both really good at, that Mike's wife left him because he's apparently too good at it. Can you imagine? Is that core? Did you have cashews? Oh, you swallowed your bubble gum, didn't you?
Speaker: Oh, she's got one kernels and cashew. Because I'm sorry, I know, I know that there's a front and a back. But when you're walking, it's not that far away. It's gonna move around.
Speaker: You know, especially, especially, I, I, especially like when you take a shit and you got, you get that, it pinches off a little too soon. So a little, a little clump there. Yeah. So I have to, you know, Oh, three or four. Good. We've all had it. We've all had the clump. Yeah. Where it hits and splashes you a little bit. Does she not wipe that off?
Speaker: You know, she doesn't wipe after she, after she pee's either too. Just, just. Oh my God. Could you imagine what it smells like down there? Just. Oh my God. I can smell it from here. Just shit urine and sweat and your natural body. Oh my God. Oh.
Speaker: They could use that as as as as a form of. I'll tell you, you have to go down on her. I'll tell you whatever you want, officer. I'll tell you everything. Get her out of the fucking room. I'll make up shit if I have to. Just get her the fuck at minimum of 10 miles away. Yep. Just start driving. I'll start talking.
Speaker: you don't want to have to wear a nose thing when you're down there. I don't think it's going to save you from those pheromones. You're going to have to cut your goddamn nose off. You're going to have to look like Voldemort. Let's be honest, she's not that good looking. So
Speaker: I mean, she could be a pretty girl. But now that we know things about her that I wish I didn't know about her, I'm like, you know, there is that old saying that from her, you know, like a six or seven down to like a negative twenty thousand. No, you know, there's the old saying, oh, a beautiful woman can be a ugly as fuck if she got a shit attitude. Yeah. This chick got so much against her.
Speaker: She's really not one of the genetics lottery at all. There's no way. I did. There's no way that this chick or this. Wait, hang on. Whatever. Let's just make a Harry Potter reference. Yes, he did. I know. I know. And I actually got it right. Kind of. My head is still shocked. He whose name we shall not speak. Baltimore. You were close.
Speaker: got it right in reference. You know, I don't have the exact you're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you. No one likes you.
Speaker: Everything I know about Harry Potter, I've learned from. Who's the fucking nerd? Who's the fucking nerd, Poindexter? Oh, I will 100 % say I'm a giant Harry Potter. Everything I know about outside of the first three Star Wars, because I did watch those movies once, you know, just once, and I was good.
Speaker: Just because I haven't memorized doesn't mean you have to. I get it. Game of Thrones, Star Wars, or any other fucking nerd shit. Here's what blows my mind. I guarantee you if I chain you to a chair, if I chain you and tear, prop your eyes open, I'll fucking clockwork orange and made you watch these movies. You'd be like, you know, these aren't that fucking bad. You know what would happen?
Speaker: I would probably stop wiping my ass and then get mad at myself. That my newborn has the sense and not to say things to people that they shouldn't say. I had to give Leggy a star for that. That's why she sued her parents because they gave her bad genetics. They gave her the genetics. Actually right now, I really want to know, I want to learn more about the parents because
Speaker: Is it weird? I want to interview her. I want to, no, I want to interview her parents. Oh, 100%. No, no, no, no. Can you imagine the beauty of a show? I mean, obviously we would have to definitely do it on here because I don't want to be within the same city as this chick. Oh, you know, foremost, I'm going to say prove it. You don't like it. Have you showered yet? If you don't wipe your ass, prove it.
Speaker: I'm not going to prove it. Show me your **** Show me your **** **** **** ass hair and regime hair is bigger than my beard. It's not the Clippers. I was watching. I so we got that star plus and all the scary movies are on it and I was
Speaker: and I was like, Kevin and Kevin will watch. He's like, I don't like Top Gun. I said, dude, this is not Top Gun. The Krusty Cave is why you should throw that kid in a ditch or leave him at a fire station. He doesn't like you should really just go drop him off at a fire station at this point. I said, what the hell is wrong with you? That's a hell of a rapper, Dave. Oh, Krusty Cave in the house. What what?
Speaker: I don't. Yeah, that would be as soon as the topic came up, I would just go prove it. Yeah, yeah. It's not on the gram. It's a scam. I'm saying. Let's see it. Yeah. The proof is in the pudding. Oh.
Speaker: I still can't get all the fact that I'm sorry. I eat a bunch of crap all the time. I eat everything I shouldn't. Christy K featuring Dusty Spunk. No, no, no. Dusty Spunk is as far away from that as possible. Dude, you just realize I just realized something.
Speaker: If she's saying form of pheromones are natural, that means she, she doesn't use birth control either. Some poor bastard. On that note, I gotta go get another beer and take a piss. Has gone skin deep, has gone skin deep into that crusty cave. I'm, I'm, I'm Googling something.
Speaker: I just googled benefits of wiping your ass By the way, there's the white right way in a wrong way Of course Right there it literally says by wiping your behind lowers risk of infection
Speaker: right there. That's why. Chris is going to take your shit. He's going to stand up, just walk back over. So there's a question on Google. You know how when you put it something to Google, it says frequently asked questions. Why is wiping necessary?
Speaker: Oh, I can give you a couple of reasons. It's literally risks of the main reason. It doesn't necessarily help with you feeling or smelling fresh. It just lowers risks of infections. You know, I just realized something.
Speaker: If more people catch on, of course, the people we we speak of these morons to not wiping their ass, we won't have to worry about them because they're all going to get sick and die. Well, here's the thing. Here's another here's another question. Oh, God damn, you woman, that's nasty. Hashtag self lubricating ass track. Oh, good lord.
Speaker: Those are natural, but shit is not a fair. So here's a question, Jeff. Hello, lurkers. Hello, lurkers. And it happens. This isn't me loading up the chamber to make fun of you. Sometimes you're in a hurry and you might not wipe 100 % properly. Oh, 100 % happens all the time.
Speaker: you know, 10, 15, 20 minutes after you go tell your shit. Like, you're like, it's itching. You get an itch. Yeah, you're like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happens all the time. Get it clean enough or? Well, not only that, not only that, I literally walk to the store every day, which means my ass cracks sweats like a motherfucker because it's 300 ,000 degrees outside. Yeah. And I'm wearing jeans. I don't wear shorts very often. Odd.
Speaker: But I don't like wearing shorts so when I sweat I don't fuck around I sweat properly I I I seriously want to ask this dick how often she showers and if she showers How does she clean her? I mean does she clean her ass in Beijing? Mm -hmm Dude if she actually did have a kid I
Speaker: That kid came out covered in shit. Did she did you stop the doctor? Well, first and foremost, you know, it's perfectly OK. So before we go down that road, I would like to be known. It is perfectly natural. Sweaty ass, Greg. Jeff. Oh, I know. Oh, trust me. We all get swamp ass. Oh, yes. Yeah.
Speaker: But you know, it's it's it happens. It's natural when a woman gives birth. They might shit themselves. Oh, OK. So for her going in and not and having given birth or whatever, plus all the other shit on blood and slime and mucus and. Yeah. But did she stop the doctor from wiping him off? I don't know. Just she's like, it's natural.
Speaker: He knows better than to say this to you. He doesn't want to embarrass you. That's natural. And he does not want you to wipe his natural essence off. All right. This just goes to show you this chick. No, but I just watched you give birth to a child out of your machine. For sure. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. But here's my other thing. This just proves one fact. I guarantee you she did it in public school.
Speaker: At least not one like we did. No. She wouldn't last three seconds in our class, let alone our school. We had some dumb motherfuckers in our class that first year. It would have been a tough. Oh man. A tough life.
Speaker: You know, there is something to be said about self deletion. I'm just saying. You know what? You should never think about those things. You should never do that. But sometimes we understand. We get it. We, we absolutely get it. We absolutely understand. You know, we're not here to judge.
Speaker: Maybe we're real judgey right now. We are some judgey bitches right now, but hey, no, fuck you If you don't wipe your ass, I'm gonna judge you until the cows come home Because I don't give a bag of dicks But if you fucking nasty ass can't wipe your ass, what are you doing? What are you doing? Don't bring me up on second. I didn't I didn't I'm on I'm up here. I'm putting us back up on Facebook on my computer
Speaker: I'm uh My second screen I'm uploading something that I want to share with you speaking of the And and everybody else speaking of the idiots of the world Oh god, here we go
Speaker: big old bag of dicks. Big old bag of dicks. I'm no expert on Jeff but big old bag of dicks. Big old bag of dicks. I don't give a big old bag of. Oh, hey, by the way, I got something the other day. I gotta find it. I got something the other day. I want to show you. Oh, where the hell is that? Oh, for
Speaker: Bear with me two seconds, I guess. He's not on my door. No, you don't. Shut your mouth, boy. And then break my phone back. Bear with me. I'll be right back. I'm going to find it.
Speaker: You know, that's something I think you'd get kicked out of. I got it. Okay. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. What the hell is going on? There we go. Get down to there. Get out of there. Get out of there. Hello, bad dog. Hello, bad dog. What are you doing?
Speaker: What? No, I can't find it. I don't know where it went. In the actual fuck. I don't know. Can't put it somewhere. All right, Jeff. You ready for this one? Yeah, I'm ready. This is a social media post. Go check out Logan Brown's new book. In my daddy's belly.
Speaker: Uh, nothing against the trans community, but stop it. What an anticommander. I, yeah. Right. I was too. I was like, Oh, what's Jeff got for me? He's going to show. Sorry. I'll get it. I'll get it. Look, I'm all for you. I'm all more power to you, but
Speaker: You are not a man in the accuracy, giving birth. I don't care how you spin it, how you twist it, how you dress yourself. I told my bros for the same thing. I said, a man cannot give birth. I don't care who you are. And the fact that all these trans - Sorry, oh no, wait, wait, wait. The only man that ever gave birth was Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Speaker: True story. What? I'm no Hexpert. And he still had a C -section, so. Steal my line. Yes, I did. Eat a bag of dicks. Yeah. I don't give a bag of dicks. You're not a man. Yeah. No, like stop it.
Speaker: You're confused on our kids. Like you're confusing these goddamn kids. I'm confused. It was a C -section like Joe. Yeah. I just said it was a C -section. So if a woman has a C -section, she's not technically giving birth. You see this? This is what I bought. It's a place to keep all my folks. And you know what?
Speaker: There's one in there for you. Yeah. I actually saw that on TikTok, and I was like, oh, I got to get it. I should have said this is where I keep all my fucks. And then you open it and go, yep, it's empty.
Speaker: No, agreed. You know, actually, or you know, hey, that's what it was. This is the walk through a big day for you. Hey, I got something for you. And it's in this case. And then you go, Oh, here it is. How many of these do you own these to walk growth cases? That's the fifth one I bought. And I have one in my door.
Speaker: Unlike trans people fully intact All the parts of it this one is already missing Most of it I'm the only one that uses tools in this house. So how are you missing the tools? Because I have kids that can't keep their hands off shit
Speaker: And I've already told Kevin, I told him. Yeah. Well, I'm hoping if I put, you know, it's like, you know, why do you get the trouble stuck up your ass? Well, I'm trying to get the mouse up or take a screwdriver bit, take a magnetic, the magnetic bit drill bit.
Speaker: put one of the kids' hands on the deck, drill a hole through it, and then take a Phillips head screwdriver bit and run a screwdriver into their head and screw them to the deck. And there's a reason why I put a lock on the store. Have you seen this lock? That's a heavy duty lock. That's just ridiculous. It's the only real lock they sell.
Speaker: Yeah. So I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta ask, I gotta play devil's advocate. I gotta ask this question. So if a woman in the C -section that doesn't count as giving birth to babies. Uh, I'm sorry. It does. I'm hoping it doesn't do that way. I can use it as ammo. There you go. Oh yeah. You know what? No, you didn't. You got a C -section.
Speaker: Ooh. They cut your belly open and pulled your guts out and yanked a baby out. Whatever I could do. I could do that! Pussy. Fucking embarrassing! I love that coach from Leonard Kini. Weak sauce. Weak sauce. What the hell was that? I just heard something drop.
Speaker: Good to know. That's a woman's perspective. So not that my ex -wife and I fight or anything about the kids, but every once in a while she likes to take a shot. I gave birth just to fuck with me. I'll be right back. I got to go yell at a kid. I carry a belly around. It looks like I'm nine months pregnant. Whatever. I could totally do it. Shut up, women.
Speaker: You son. I'm just kidding. Once again. Transgenders are proving that men are better at being women than women are. Thanks Logan for your book and my daddy's belly. It's not your daddy's belly. It's your mom. I don't care who you are.
Speaker: You know, I I'm not I'm not crapping all women who've had babies and who were pregnant because it is, you know, I get it easy. Three kids, you know, I have sisters who had babies and the damn that that damn nine months is it's spoiler alert. It's not fun for us either because y 'all are crazy.
Speaker: Not fun for us either when you're pregnant, just so you know. Oh, let's be honest. Oh, let's be honest. Fucking getting woken up at three o 'clock in the morning to go to Walmart and get some weird -ass food concoction. Got a fucking watermelon in the middle of December. You want fucking water to clean it? And then in case -o dip, you know, at four o 'clock in the goddamn morning.
Speaker: Is it me or a pregnant woman just like stoners? They crave the weirdest shit. They are. It's like a nine month high. Yeah. I'd say like an eight or like six month high. That first couple months, not so much. Because all they do is throw up. The first couple months. Bring that ass. Spoiler alert.
Speaker: Spoiler. Yeah, no. I spent most of my time puking it the entire nine months. Really? This is your Scottish. You know, one of them weird Scottish people. You guys are weird out there. That doesn't count. You feed his taters and dirt in Scotland. I don't know. That's what the internet tells me. What else do they got? Honestly. Yeah.
Speaker: I bet you got some badass french fries. I'm just saying. I can't. Over there. I'm no expert. But I think you got some badass french fries. That little island country of Scotland.
Speaker: So I did, I did some of the phone calls that I would get for like on your way home. Can you bring home vanilla ice cream, sauerkraut and, and Oreo cookies? Yeah. We have important sauerkraut. No, I want cookies, ice cream, and sauerkraut all mixed in a bowl. Huh? No. Did you, did you ever get, did you ever get, get that out of the house? I don't want to smell it.
Speaker: when it came to a food that you like to eat? Oh, it was usually me. Get that thing away from me. It's this. It was usually me that she referenced the smell. God, you stink. I'm sorry. I just worked fine. I did. I didn't wipe my ass. It's 120 degrees outside and I worked 16 hours. I literally just walked through the door. I bet. No, but, uh,
Speaker: When I first met my wife, she introduced me to these chips and they're nacho chips, but they're, they're called tostachos and they're, they, they're octagon shaped. They're fucking amazing. And I can only get little bags. They don't sell a big bag of them. They only sell this single serving bag and I'll, I go buy three or four bags at a time and eat them in a single sitting while watching a movie. Well, my wife was pregnant with Kevin.
Speaker: daily. I would buy this shit for the entire time we knew each other daily. She gets pregnant with Kevin. I come home with four bags. You got to eat that outside. What the fuck are you talking about? Eat that outside. I'm going to smoke a cigarette or something. I can't stand the smell. It makes me sick. Fuck you. You, you steal three of my bags. 90 % of the time. Fuck you. I said, Jesus, are you serious?
Speaker: I don't think I ever got that with, with the, with the kids' mom, like smells or anything like that. Um, but there was stuff like, I can't remember what it was, but I think it was, she was pregnant with buggy. There was something that she used, we used to eat it all the time. And she didn't, she couldn't get a beer while she was pregnant. Like she did not want it. She did not want it. Wasn't she just couldn't eat it anymore. But, uh, so yeah, but the, the senses are, I get that. I, I empathize with that sense of smell because I have the nose of a bloodhound.
Speaker: My sense of smell They don't stink they smell like nacho cheese. Yeah is my sense of smell is like superhuman Yeah, leave it to me to have the lamest superhuman power in the world. I smell everything You know, I had a buddy he got in a car accident he lost his sense of smell Unfortunately he died last year but I think he would be the probably kind of dude that would actually
Speaker: like, bang that chick, don't wipe. That doesn't wipe. I don't know. No, it's not even a sense of smell. Like, it's just it's just in general, lady. Like, yeah. Yeah. If you drop your drawers and first and foremost, it looks like buckwheat. Yeah. You know, you dropped them. It's buckwheat and then it's just buckwheat in the mud. Yeah. Yeah. And it's just like
Speaker: Even my man might get a sense of smelling bag. He's like, it's a miracle. But I understand the smell thing because that shit, it kills me because like I said, I'm like a fucking bloodhound. I smell everything and I can smell shit from like a mile away. And some things just absolutely wreck my entire day if I smell it.
Speaker: I was pregnant with number two because I couldn't drink coffee. My body was just totally rejected. Nope. Nope. You're growing life. I really hope we had moved on from her, but nope. All y 'all had to do is circle. You know, Jeff, I need you to work on getting her as a guest on the show. Yeah, I'm not kidding.
Speaker: You seem to be real familiar with her. I have so many fucking questions. I really appreciate you coming on to the show, but ever since you got here. I have so many questions. This weird aroma. Pungent odor. It's kind of a shitty smell, if you will.
Speaker: We had television around here. Wipe your ass, you dumb bitch. Interviewer. Where'd she go? She went away. What the fuck? Would she scare her? Hopefully she went to go wipe her ass. Oh, Lord, have mercy.
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Speaker: I'm one step ahead of you. I'm like Aladdin over here. I just, I can't imagine, I can't think of a world. I can't, I can't on a deserted island. If I have no toilet paper, I'm going to find a way to wipe my ass.
Speaker: I'm just going to go in the ocean and just like. Agreed. Yeah. At least. You know, and if Jeff's lucky because, you know, maybe, maybe Jeff will be hunched over in the ocean. I'm just going to take a shit in the ocean. What am I even talking about? I was going to say, wasn't somebody going to stop yet? Chris don't shit there. Why not? The fish do, you know,
Speaker: But, Jeff would be like, oh, happy day. I'd be like, why are you so happy? I was taking a shit in the ocean and a fish slammed right at my asshole. Salty, boggy water. There it is. Salty, ball of water. Jeff comes back whistling and with a pep in his step. What's going on, buddy? Taking a shit. Wasn't that good? Well.
Speaker: fish slam right up my asshole, Glick. I literally have the cleanest asshole ever. You know, clownfish. And then he slam out and then he slam up and then he slam out. And I think at one point I guarantee you it can whistle right now. A by part, it'll sound like a whistle. A fish flossed my asshole. I just, uh,
Speaker: Yeah. If I was on a desert, a deserted Island, dude, if my kid went behind somebody and he was like, mom, I think it's her. I'd be like, high five, high five kid. I'd be like, I'd be like Todd from scrubs. High five. Well, yeah, it is her. She, she smells like she doesn't wipe her ass. Yeah.
Speaker: Let's go look at toys because you're getting a new toy. And I don't like my ass because it's natural. No, honey, it's not natural. I want to I want to tell you a story about a man called Charles Darwin. And he believed in a thing called survival of the strongest fittest. But OK, you should not reproduce and you won't be alive ever.
Speaker: because Darwinism is real and I can't wait for it to take over. Eventually, eventually the earth is going to take, you know, the, the, and I say this because we are all earth's creatures. We are all beings of mother nature. Eventually, we're going to have enough of our shit. Yeah, man.
Speaker: make love not war that's what you sound like right there it's like we're all part of the you know what maybe uh you know i i see what you did there and i i i agree in ohio just because i want to kill babies and get high don't judge me it's legal hey at least i what you did
Speaker: He kept the capital G out your mouth and I appreciate it because we don't talk about that. But somebody says we're all part of the world. God, that sounds so hippy. Eventually, Mother Nature is going to kick back and it's going to start annihilating the human race. And I won't blame her one fucking bit. I'm like, hey, deserved.
Speaker: Hey, look, you know what? That four or five year old kid might not have been able to keep his mouth shut and target, but you know what he can do? He can wipe his own ass. I can wipe my own ass. I wipe my own ass. I know, buddy.
Speaker: I do, too. What's this five year plan, not dying? I just thought of something. Oh, Lord, have mercy. Chris, you and I both are guilty of this. But when you're a woman, when we are and I know you are. But. You're in a loving relationship.
Speaker: And you do a thing that I don't agree with. And I think it would kick, get my ass kicked for doing it. No, for 800 Alex on that question. No, no, no, no. No, no. What lady just asked. Oh, she said, I wonder if that means she doesn't. So I said, I'm going to go with no for 800 Alex. Yeah. I'm going to say no. And she's probably teaching that kid that it's natural. Just shit. Now get off the pot. Um,
Speaker: But but when you're when you're when your woman is in front of you, do you not? Give a little smack. Smith, what? Her ass. Oh, like, like if she's walking in front of me. Yeah, you're like boom. You give a little smack. I'm always touching her butt. Yeah. Now, imagine. Imagine you're you're by some fucking by some fucking
Speaker: fucked up alternate timeline, you're dating this chick that doesn't wipe her ass and you decide to shit hand her ass. It's no longer a smack. It's a. You ever, you ever see that video? Like it's like, like, like, like, like a video, it's a video compilation of, of kids or whatever doing just weird shit that kids do, like little kids, like toddlers and whatnot. Right, right.
Speaker: bid and he's got they've got the little ones here, whatever on and I don't know if it's right.
Speaker: the kid, maybe a year old and they're dancing around and they're like wiggling, but you only see from the back and then they shit themselves. And it was like a little, like a little out of the back of the, out of the back of the ones you get bubbled up. Like if you're not wiping your ass, if she asked to shit, that's my other question. This is the other thing that I was thinking of and I wasn't going to bring it up, but now here we are. If she doesn't wipe her ass,
Speaker: I can wipe her ass! He doesn't wipe her ass. Say she's walking through Target, and she has to shit. Does she just release you? Well, we are at that age. We are at the age that there is one major rule that we must follow. Don't trust a fart. Yeah, I was actually done a couple of minutes ago. I was like, what was that? Do I have to go shit? Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, that's a does she or does she not trust a fart? Yeah, I think she does. And if she does, does it matter? Well, clear up an aisle five. Lady just shit her pants again. Time this week. All five. This fucking bitch.
Speaker: I actually. Attention Target shoppers. Stay out of aisle five because. This lady shit her pants and. I wouldn't go down that aisle. Thank you Target shoppers. Enjoy the rest of your day. But don't forget. Check out our clearance racks and have a target day everybody. Yeah, I'm just saying. It's just it's like.
Speaker: I mean, you're one step from the evolutionary rung and just shitting yourself. Exactly. And, you know, reach around from from from the early stages of the show. And Jeff, I don't know if you remember hashtag shitty britches. Agreed. Because somebody trusted a fart that they shouldn't have trusted and told us on the air. And we've all been there, though.
Speaker: We have all been there. Jeff has told the story multiple times how he shit himself. Dude, I thought I could make it. I was wrong. Bruno, can I make you a pair of shoes? Yep. Sometimes she's an absolute disappointment going, I can't believe I just shit my pants. And it's running down my leg. I deserve this. Deserved.
Speaker: sit in my own fill. I'm going to sit down. I'm going to sit down and cry now. Wow. That's crazy lady over here. She's like, I shit my pants. Yeah. She would brag about it on the, I shit my pants today. It was awesome. I was like, what are you for? Yeah. So today, uh, I shit my pants. It's natural though. And, uh, you know, natural. Um,
Speaker: I love it. Uh oh. Can't wait to do it again tomorrow. It was uh it was freeing. I never felt it was free. You know, it's freeing freaking vegan. Just saying. I shit so hard. It came up the front. Got a little in my. I almost came.
Speaker: triple drawers. Triple drawers. Nice. Give us **** so hard and it goes right inside your. Right. Let me tell you. Wow. I got news for you. You are a **** keeper. You're a keeper. Well, we definitely want to take you home and introduce you to my mom if she wasn't dead and all.
Speaker: If I knew who my mom was and she wasn't dead, I would definitely take you home to introduce you. Because you, lady. I knew who my mom was. She said, she said, too far. How are you doing? I'm a habitual line crosser. And the line crossing is my business and business is good. Yes.
Speaker: I just come out and do a video like this because I have so much. Dude, bro. I was sitting in the house the other night. I shit myself so hard. It came up the front, wrapped around my cock. I let it dry. I had like an homemade building flashlight. It was amazing, bro. I loved it. I'm off with it.
Speaker: You ever jerk off with your own shit? I'm just saying. You ain't living if you ain't jerking off with your own shit. Wait, what? Wait, what do you say? Hold on a second. Can you slow that down and tell me that again? So I've reevaluated our friendship.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: like. Oh my. So I'm just saying self lubrication. You got a you got a homemade shit. It's natural.
Speaker: It's natural. A shit like, you know, instead of a flashlight, it's a shit like. Depending upon. You're going to get different textures, different feelings. I mean, I'm just saying. Is this idea. It's going to have a nice smooth lumpy texture, you know.
Speaker: uh if you're eating like peanuts and stuff because like I said peanuts and cashews and stuff much like corn no matter how much chew it it still comes out and there's half a fucking nut there uh you know it's gonna be a little bit rougher you know if you're into the rough stuff you know uh maybe you had some taco bell and it's liquidy and you know it's gonna feel like a sloppy toppy if you would sloppy toppy
Speaker: What's your show about? I don't know. We spent like an hour and a half talking about shitting ourselves and then using it for vestibutorial tools. So yeah, that's basically our show in a shell. If people listen to that. That's what it is. Yeah. Over 10 ,000 people have listened to it. I'm going to really blow your mind. When do we get on Ryan Reynolds? For your pleasure.
Speaker: So wait a minute. So you're telling me that you don't hide in a room with a bunch of other losers and have the same fight. So you guys actually come and have fun and have a good time. And you don't fight with people and people listen to that. Even when you talk about making a piece of brides on how many. Well, yeah. And how many people listen to that? Well, nobody, because it's just those people are just in their own little magical land of douchery.
Speaker: where we're just having fun. Huh. And people listen to your show. Who would have thunk it? Surprisingly a lot. They listen to our show, actually. And then they fight with each other about who hates us more. Maggie just got herself another star right there. It's ribs for your place.
Speaker: Uh -oh, Benji, you are in dangerous territory, my friend. She's up to four for tonight. Ah, she only needs three more to break the record. Coming for the crown. Don't worry, we'll ask if you're a king or a queen before we announce it, if you happen to beat me.
Speaker: We don't want to we don't want to miss gender you I know and you know, I don't need to be told but I don't I just I don't It's it's You know, I I want to believe leggy when she says it's gotta be a joke But I do too
Speaker: I pray I pray from everything that is holy that it is a joke and if it's a joke then congratulations because you got us you fucking got us but it's not you nasty you need to hang Zeus in your life yeah you do and not my gardener you need fucking hey Zeus you need to go pray to hey Zeus
Speaker: Yeah, you need to go to Ron. Sensical Ron sense will help you. Go, go, go, go. Ron sense or all about the smoy for some prayers. You won't get that reference, Jeff, but I know somebody who will get that. There you go.
Speaker: I wonder what they're up to these days. I didn't follow them. Did you really? Oh yeah. Yeah, I got a poo poo on me and then act holier than now and then and then expect me to still follow your stupid ass. He's still in. He still shows up in everybody else's chats. You know all the people that of course.
Speaker: he was introduced through this podcast, but he usually gets real quiet once he starts chatting. I'll just say hi just because I see him in there, just because I know as soon as I say hi, he'll get real quiet and won't say anything the rest of the night. The other night I was almost, I was so tempted to go, hey, are you still praying for me? I won't do this on that show because, you know,
Speaker: Mortal enemy. I just. There was there was a podcast the other day, or I don't even know if you want to call it a podcast. It's just a bunch of fucking idiots talking. It's like a bunch of talking heads, like the view, you know, the view. Oh, OK. So morons. Yeah, morons. It's just other street. And this person on there was talking about us and
Speaker: And he was like, I don't understand how they used to be mortal enemies. And now they're all friendly and best friends. And so it's like, I didn't know we were, I didn't know Lady and I were mortal. I don't think I've ever had a mortal enemy before. Like I've never once been so mad at somebody that I wanted to go take out their entire bloodline and burn their village to the ground. Yeah.
Speaker: I don't think I've ever I don't think I've ever had anybody I could say was my quote -unquote enemy I've had frenemies I've had enemies but I've never had more like like it almost I chuckled because I was like are we about to engage fight to the death round one fight flawless victory finish her
Speaker: Wait, wait, wait. Does she not wipe her ass when she shits? There you go. There you go. God damn it. She got another one. That would be funny. Let's raffle. She said, let's raffle.
Speaker: He should show up on the show since my new co -host, our new co -host could show up and we could be wearing matching t -shirts. Mortal. Mortal and me. Mortal and me. There's insane enemies. I'm an asshole. Oh, she's up to five. Oh.
Speaker: I know y 'all are still watching because I just watched one of you drop out. Run in town. Look how fast that happened. Look at that. Yes. Dance puppets. You're not paying attention to the man behind the curtain. Dance my little puppets. Dance for that.
Speaker: Oh, I love it. Oh, you know, I don't watch the numbers because I'm worried about the numbers. I watched the numbers because it brings me here. I posted a thing on our Instagram stories the other day. And it's like, it was, it was the, the clip of Toby McGuire when he, when he had the black suit and Spider -Man. And he was like, you know what I'm saying? When he was like dancing down the street and everything like that.
Speaker: And then in the in the the the the caption that was on it was me when I know just my name can ruin somebody's day and it was fired. Going that day. Dance little puppets dance for me. Jeff first. Unfreeze Jeff. Oh God.
Speaker: Oh welcome back a little buddy. All right let's send it here. I'll be right back. Yeah go ahead I gotta I gotta fuck. I gotta copy this link so I can see if I can't download it somewhere because this is like flawless.
Speaker: Leggy, here, I'm putting in the chat. Watch this quick video, and you can see our puppets dance. Dance, puppets dance. Actually, allow me to share my screen. You can see our puppets dance.
Speaker: You know the fact that how
Speaker: What the fuck? I told them. I wanted to find it. I do love you. You don't love me. You don't love me first. I don't love you. I stopped loving you fucking 22 years ago. That's the reason you're my first ex -wife, you goofy bastard.
Speaker: What are you dropping links of? Click on it. Oh, she just got another star or he dropped down. She's getting the wrong button. She's she's got she just hide the record right there. Wait, wait, wait. Why are you clicking on me? So why don't you just share it? It won't let me I shared my screen.
Speaker: You'll see the replay. I still got it saved. I'll share my screen again. I'm going to click your mom. I'm going to show you. I'm going to show you our puppets dance. Yeah. Well, I'm just going to click the link. Okay. Are you ready? Nice.
Speaker: puppet's dad. Nice. There we go. That way we avoid it. Max, I'll just meet the sound. Yeah. I'll get y 'all look like all y 'all bitches look like that.
Speaker: I don't know. It could be one of two old hags that like to talk shit. I'm just saying. It could be one of two old hags that like to talk shit. I feel like the Phantom of the Opera, man. When the Phantom singing to Christine,
Speaker: When the song is towards the end he repeats dance for me or sing for me sorry not dance for me singing for me basically the same thing Because he has control and he has power over her motherfucker what I Have something to show you This is the I don't wipe my ass I sued my parents and
Speaker: I don't know. Do you see it? Not yet. Nice. It's a satire account. It is fake. God damn, she gets the win. Fuck.
Speaker: I wanted it to be true. I'm sorry, but apparently it's a satire account. Well, you need to see it again. Well, you know what? It might be satirical. I don't even know if that's a real word or not, but I like it. So I'm sticking with it. No, I believe that's a real word. There are real people out there that are like that. I'm sure there are.
Speaker: nonetheless. We had a lot of fun with your content. It'd be funny and we had a lot more fun with it. I'm so pissed. I fucking do it. I I'm so I'm offended. I'm offended. Are you triggered, sir? I am triggered. Oh, did I misgender you by calling you sir?
Speaker: Oh, my God. But, you know, I'm not wrong in saying it's America. It is not that far fetched for that to be real. And it's a win for her. Congratulations. You created content that people got a kick out of. And because of your content, we were able to create content that people are going to get a kick out of. So it's a win for everybody. You're still psyched. I agree. But I'm so pissed. I am so
Speaker: Oh, I'm so disappointed. Usually I would call fake fish on that, but I wanted it to be real so bad. I did too. That's why I'm so pissed. It's okay. I'm not mad. I'm not mad. We had fun with it and that's all that matters. Oh man. Is it really weird that I really wanted it to be true that she didn't wipe her ass? I'm sure if you,
Speaker: to a short search, you're going to find somebody who's really like that. Oh, I, I have no doubt. You almost lost me at the newborn thing, but then it was like, well, hold on a second. It is 2023 and she is American. So either way, when, when my world is crumbling here wins for everybody's company over here, everybody chairs, chairs, somebody just knocked their sister out.
Speaker: Well, I didn't know we were keeping score here. Yeah. Oh, please, mister. I'm the fucking champ. I've logged 1, 400, 1, 5. Yo, I don't keep score. You sound jealous. Not even remotely. Validated. I'm so pissed. I don't know why I wanted it to be true, but...
Speaker: Is it weird that it's even more fucked up that she made it up? Because I may I could make up some weird shit. Don't get me wrong. But that was extreme. Because I would have in in three lifetimes, I wouldn't have thought, you know what, I've got to make up a story that I don't wipe my ass.
Speaker: I'm actually going to stop wiping my ass. She's convinced me. It's natural. You know what? I'm actually not even going to start. I'm not even shitting the toilet anymore. Actually, I just shitting my pants while we were talking. That reminds me. So you've seen the big bang theory. Chocolate covered nuts. I got my pants right now.
Speaker: You've seen the big bang theory. Yeah, not like a religious watch or anything like that, but I'm so but but and you know who Maya Bianchi is. Penny. Penny. Penny. Yes. Penny. Penny. Sorry. That's so funny. Maya, yeah. Well, you know, you know, she. Not once not once put her kids in diapers. OK.
Speaker: she literally before they can speak or anything they knew how to sign that they needed to take a shit she was just on like apparently she was on howard stern and i saw this clip where he was like is it true that your kids have never worn diapers she's like no they've never worn diapers because kids will tell you will show you that they have to go to the bathroom i said you know what
Speaker: I have three kids and not once did my, my infant go, Hey buddy, I got to take a shit. Not once, but you, but I will, I will say this in her defense because you've had babies and I've had babies and you know, like he has kids and as kids and whatnot. And probably a bunch of our listeners have kids.
Speaker: you know when they're toddlers or when they're babies, especially when they're newborn babies, you can look at their face and know when they're about to shit. Because they make a facial expression. Yeah, well, apparently. I'm hoping so. Here's for hoping. I'm just saying. Maybe. Maybe. I'm all natural, baby. These are pheromones. Get used to it.
Speaker: Nicky's like get the fuck out go go wipe your ass and wash your balls. She's sick motherfucker Even though I don't like my ass I'm still an upgrade from some of your previous boyfriend Trying to find that clip But she she apparently her kids how to sign the sign for I need to go to the bathroom and
Speaker: I'm about to shit my pants over here. I want to take a fucking shit. I want to forget about it. I ain't trying to find. I wipe my ass. I can't do it again. Actually, you know what? Don't. It's natural. Don't ask. I got T -Rex arms, man.
Speaker: What have we been talking about a human excrement for so god damn long on this show tonight. I am Bianchi's kids were babies when they used to use the learn to use the potty instead of diapers. It's not hard to believe but it's actually true. Some patients something called elimination communication.
Speaker: is what she uses, which means the babies learn, you learn intimate cues when the baby needs to relieve itself. Now, don't get me wrong, I love my kids, but I'm not going to stare at them all day and go, I think he's making the sign and he's got to take his shit.
Speaker: because I got to work. I really like that. I got a shit over here. Yeah. Why my ass? I shit it up in the toilet. I shit it up the toilet. Are you proud of me? Yeah, here. I found the clip where she explains it. And it's kind of I mean,
Speaker: I don't know if I like the idea of this or if it's like, does this woman just got too much fucking time on her hand because she made so much money? She's like into a lot of weird hippie dippy. Yeah, they all are. Um, but I like, I like, I like, I like Mia or my like Malick or whatever Malachi or whatever her name is.
Speaker: Here's the clip.
Speaker: stronger and clearer. And we taught our kids to sign. This is the sign language sign for potty. By the time they were 12 months old, they were signing for potty. They couldn't walk, talk, or eat solids. They only breastfed, but they could sign for the potty before they could even walk, talk, or... Is it the same theory with a dog? Like, dogs will teach... You could teach them to go to the bathroom. Yeah, I know.
Speaker: That's what we should do from now on. That's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna do from now on. Instead of saying, hey, I gotta go fry chicken. I'm gonna just be like, hey, come here and jerk me off. I gotta release some fresh guy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a little big man boo. You know, by the, by the boom, I'll be done in a minute. What is a baby Italian? I don't know. I just like it. Hey, I gotta take a shit.
Speaker: Forget about it. Forget about it. Forget about it. Forget about it. Forget about it. Forget about it. Forget about it. Forget about it. Forget about it. Forget about it. Forget about it. Forget about it. Forget about it. Forget about it. Forget about it. Forget about it. Forget about it.
Speaker: I can't say that word. Where's our heart? Cheesebo? No. Mafazio. Mafioso. Mafioso. Look, look. Oh, burglar. All right. We got a little burglar. Oh, my God. That came on my nose. A burglar. Speaking of which.
Speaker: Did you hear this story? Speak of a burglar. Have you heard about this story? So this guy? Burglar. I cannot say that word. Oh, it's a hard word to say. It's like whoosh to sire sauce. Nobody can say that word. Just watch your ass. Including the people that make it. Watch your sister's ass. Watch your sister's ass. Have you heard this story about this burglar?
Speaker: He broke into this couple's house and he's he's he's stealing shit. And he hears the couple come home. So he climbs underneath the bed and they had no idea he was there. Do you know how they found out? The husband told his wife a joke and the burglar laughed. I think that was a Florida story.
Speaker: I think it happened. Yeah, I think we did because there was an old one, right? It's Worcestershire sauce. It's Worcestershire old. Yeah. I'm just saying, you know, one day
Speaker: Not, not long. We are not, we are not long from this world. And, and I just see this happen. How many times have we had the discussion? We're going to be set up in a VIP lounge right outside the percolating center.
Speaker: L's got a restraining order against us. Heaven's like, well, you can't get in here. Fuck it. You ain't coming in here. It's like that guy on Forrest Gump. You can't sit here. I got to take a shitter if I'm jerking off. What do you think he's going to do? I'm right here. I think he's got to take a shit.
Speaker: I might have nutted. I might have shitted, St Pete. Throw me some toilet paper, eh? Yeah, I'm just saying. Forget about it. What did they say, Pete? What did they say, Pete? What did they say, Pete? What did they say, Pete? Sure did they shit.
Speaker: You're like fucking jigsaw. I would like to play a game. Is it shit or jerk me off? Let's find out. Did I shit my pants or did I? God, that's so disgusting. I was going to say that I cream my pants. I cream my pants, I cream my shorts. I don't know. I don't know. Let's play a game.
Speaker: I want to play a game. Do I want you to jerk me off or do I have to shit?
Speaker: one is the correct answer will lead to your death. How's that sound? Okay, so apparently apparently Worcestershire sauce. It's Worcestershire. It's Worcestershire.
Speaker: Wooster or Wooster? Well, let's just fucking ask this dirty horror Google. How do you say it? I think he loved that more, Paul. How do you pronounce it? Watch your ass sauce. Watch your ass sauce. You know what? I'm fucking kidding. It worked. I always thought it was Worcestershire.
Speaker: Cheers I don't like your fucking voice
Speaker: Yeah. How do you pronounce burglar? Burglar? Burglar. No, that's burglar. Burglar. Burglar. How do you pronounce burglar? Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar. Burglar.
Speaker: Burglar. Why am I going to shoot my pants over here? You know, that's how we'll know we got a burglar on our house. And we're like, we're sitting on this hill. Like, why is somebody laughing? It's like, did you just pay your tickets? Yeah. I'm going to be a burglar by a burglar. Burglar.
Speaker: The purple burglar. The purple burglar. The purple burglar. The purple burglar. Oh yeah. The guy from McDonald's. The purple burglar. The purple burglar. What's his name?
Speaker: assessment street what's the what's the purple guy for mcdonald's uh they just celebrated his birthday with the premise yeah oh my pants you know was the burglar play in the view
Speaker: You know what, I wouldn't be mad at a burglar, a burglar, a burglar, who was good with the wood, wood instruments of, you know. Hey, you know, he, he can definitely blow. I'm just like, what's that? The revelry? Playing the revelry in the morning? Are you there, burglar?
Speaker: Reveley? Oh, he's playing Reveley. Well, you know, I was thinking about it. And you know what we haven't done in a little bit? Oh, fuck. Top five. Well, something that I present.
Speaker: It's literally it's been like a week. I know, but I love these. I don't know what wipe our asses, Jeff. So allow me to present my screen because well, but yeah, you want to take a break? I'm going to go get I'm going to go. I'm going to go freshen up. You like the answer.
Speaker: Well, he's either gonna go jerk off or he's gonna go take shit or maybe both I mean, let's be honest. That's what I usually take off is what I'm taking a shit Clean up your recycle
Speaker: You know, they say you don't you don't buy beer you rented. That reminds me.
Speaker: I say you're pissing too darn loud, boy. It's late at night and you're pissing right in the center of the bowl like you're frying chicken in there. You got a piss on the side, boy. Make it a stealth mission. You're causing a whole ruckus pissing like that, boy. Ah. You know, and I have a question for Chris when he gets back before we get into the mint.
Speaker: And lady, you won't really have a comment on this. I'm sure about maybe, but I do not piss on, on, on center of the bowl. I like to be stealth about it. I gotta say where we all know because we've heard it that Chris is like dead center of the bowl the entire time. Fucking fire hose over here. He's, he sounds like the dude from deuce Bigelow.
Speaker: He's telling Nicky about him jerking off while taking a shit. Or both. Yes, we are. I don't think he's sitting there still laughing. She's like, what? I was like, I don't know. We're idiots. And she's like, duh. Tell me something I don't know, Christopher. Literally. I'm just saying. I don't.
Speaker: I don't like making a lot of noise. I don't need to announce my piss to the world. Like some people. Breaking news. Clicking Jeff are idiots if you didn't know. Duh, hello. Mickey said that is not breaking news. That's spoiler alert.
Speaker: I was just trying to say you beat me. Pop splash. Pop splash, yes. Stealth mode. So do you always, and I brought this up while you're walking around. Do you always piss in the center? Or do you ever do a stealth mission? Yeah, sometimes. I was doing stealth missions last night.
Speaker: I think you got in trouble. No, no, no, no, because OK, well, first and foremost, like I said, last night when I was on jukebox journey, I had to you know, typically we come into that. And tonight was a slow burn. We were like the Loki of podcasts tonight because we were a slow burn. OK, it started off a little sluggish and then we got into our craziness. But, you know, nine times out of ten, we come into the show one on eleven. We come in hot. It goes to twelve, but we never go to twelve.
Speaker: So we go to 11. And if you get that reference, then we should be friends. Yeah, we do. I'm just saying. So I had to drop it down a couple of notches because I didn't want to be crazy. I sense click on jukebox. I dropped it down to like an eight like a like an eight. I always go stealth mission. I always go stealth. So where like even yesterday morning when I popped into Rich's show,
Speaker: you know, I dropped it down to like a four. Almost three. You know what I mean? Almost. Oh, wow. I was I was I was lame. Like, like super lame. Like, like two box jury. I was still fun. But I wasn't wild. I wasn't wild. You weren't going hog wild. I wasn't nonsensical, nonsensical. But I was still
Speaker: Good time, Charlie. You weren't an asshole. I see. Okay. Thanks, babe. I love you too. She said there's nothing about you two that anybody was. What did you say? I don't know. She just called us retards and nobody's surprised. There's nothing about the two of you being retarded. There's a secret to anybody. And I'm not just talking about show either. Yeah. Well, people love us. You guys did me pretend once you stupid.
Speaker: You came back who's stupid? No, I I made a I did make a serious mistake but I've tried ever since for the last almost year to make up for that. Oh Yeah, and I deserve it
Speaker: kicking the balls. He said, even though I don't even be himself, honey, we would have gotten you canceled. I'm sorry. I got some new ones here.
Speaker: I mean, we got we got lots of listens and downloads and whatnot like that. People like our show and it's podcast you've never heard of. Yeah, not everybody's audience is really ready for the full experience. The first time they make Glick from nonsensical nonsense for the full nonsensical nonsense. We got to we got to we got to we got to slowly introduce them, you know, the more I'm all right.
Speaker: you know, I kind of tip toe through the tulips if you will. Wow. Yeah. Nice. Tiny Tim. Yeah. Well, well, yeah. Tiny Tim action. Yeah. That's who we need. That's who we need at our concert. But Chris. Yeah. Okay. I'm putting him in like a fucking chest and taking him everywhere we go. Oh, 100%. You know, there's like. I don't know if there's a steamer trunk, a steamer trunk.
Speaker: Yeah, you keep it like the end of your bed or you smell this one. I can already smell. It's my hair. I didn't wipe my hair. It's natural. So, what is it?
Speaker: cookies and kisses cookies and kisses. It's a toilet. You've done you've done construction. You ever installed a urinal? Lots of them. Nice. You know, a urinal.
Speaker: I'm not mad at it. Yeah. Nice. I like it. Not bad at it. Oh, fuck is going on there. That is a hitch with a hook hitch connected to it. It's got one, two different other boxes for research. There's one here and there's one here.
Speaker: and then you got the ball hits up here. Not approved. That's an ankle killer. That's a shin killer. What? That's a shin killer. That's killing a lot more than your shins, bro. That's going to hit you in the face, first and foremost, Jeff.
Speaker: That's a steep incline there. I like it. You know what? Approved. It works. You know what? You know what? I'm not going to sleep in it, but dude, how? How did you get it up that high in the front?
Speaker: How did you get it up that high? It's at least got Starlink. I'm just saying. So here's the, that's my question. That's 100 % my question is how did you, how did you get it up that high? Because you're not backing your truck up like that. No, you're not. I mean, it's, it's obviously permanently parked. The wheels are off the ground. Are they? They're chopped.
Speaker: I mean, it's OSHA approved. It's OSHA approved. Yeah. Those are wheel talks. Yeah. You know what? The poor OSHA guy is going, you know, at least you chalked your wheels, you know? Man, I want to give it an approval, but I want to give it an odd approval. But I'm going to, you know what? I'm going to give it a chairs. I'm going to give it a 50 -50. Yeah, chairs. I'm going to give it a chairs. That's a chairs.
Speaker: That's a 50 50. I'm not mad at it. You got to climb the stairs to get in the fucker. I'm not mad at it, but it's a lot of things. How did you get in? Shut up, Blakey. That one, I don't understand. Did you see that? That's what I'm saying. That's what she said. Is it record beating worthy?
Speaker: You know, I'm not mad at this. The hell is back there? It's a hay bale. Oh, a big one. Oh, in the back of a pickup truck? Yeah. That's normal. Yeah. Let's just go on a Wednesday. Just posted that bullshit. I disapprove the poster. The poster should be agreed.
Speaker: That is a toolbox on the back of that car. Nice. It's like a little Hyundai or some shit like that. No, that's a, that's a, that's like a Lincoln town car. I am at it. Approved. Yeah. Approved. The exhaust at least goes all the way out to the end. I do gotta say that. The modification for the exhaust.
Speaker: You know, I can't afford to buy an avalanche, but I'll just make mine. It's literally suburban. They just cut the roof off. You know what? I'm not mad at it. I'm not either. Although that seat, if it rains, is going to be nasty. Yeah, but there's it looks like that's this is still like a work in progress bill. Right. Yeah. They can they can cover that seat need for him. I'm not mad.
Speaker: I mean, you do the work and do the body work. Redneck approved. Yeah. Well, they are selling it. It's only 1500 bucks. Oh, I'll buy it. 1500 bucks. Shitbox. I seen that 1500 shitbox. Unalive yourself. Do the world a favor. Agreed. You know, at least they put it on an actual four wheel drive chassis.
Speaker: I mean, they did do a good job, but it's still at the end of the day. It's a PT Cruiser. It's a K -5 Blazer. You ruined a K -5 Blazer frame. And you want $6 ,300 for it. It's not just any PT Cruiser. You guys, this is what pisses me off about. A lot of things piss me off about PT Cruisers. But you took a classic paint job and scheme
Speaker: Oh, no, that's from the factory sir. That's that and he said that in he said Woodgrain that's from the factory. It doesn't matter. I Don't like the fact that PT cruisers put that og Scheme on a car because those I know I am mr. Bueller's and shagging wagons and and in the old school woodies a woody Yeah, woody PT cruisers were always just fucking ugly
Speaker: And they say it's a miss for a low, low price of $6 ,300. Chris, you too can look like an asshole. I mean, I look like an asshole on a daily basis for free. So you know what? I seen a lot of that. Yeah, I see a lot of it, but a lot of that from a friend of mine,
Speaker: My boy Dom. What a waste. What a waste of a bitch. Doesn't make any sense. I don't like it. Yeah. What? What did she say? What the hell is Taco Bell closed for? I'll fucking go burn that place. Nice. Huh? Approved.
Speaker: That's fine. I'm approving this. I'm approving this in spoiler alert. I had to do that temporarily temporarily temporarily. I get it. We had to do that because we did a build one time and the drywallers came in before we set the fixtures and stuff like that because it was a brand new house, a new build and
Speaker: Um, and they, and then in the, in the drywaller said, not my job. Yes. So the drywallers, the, the, the, the homeowners had not yet. It was a husband and wife and they hadn't agreed on fixtures. Okay. Before they, but they needed water for, yeah, for the water, the tubs and sinks and stuff like that. So the drywallers came through and just sat and then they, and then they started tile. Like there was like the bathroom tile.
Speaker: And I was the foreman and I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. First and foremost, you already fucked up second. First of all, second of all, if you put any more towel up on this wall, I will fire your entire fucking I will fire you and like the next six generations of you. So we actually had to I actually had to do that where I had to cut holes into the drywall. And I had multiple. Yes, but but this is tile. Yeah.
Speaker: These are multiple holes in the, in the, that, that, that backing, that tile and stuff like that. Right. Because we're trying so many different fixtures because the spoiler alert, the wife was being difficult on the fixtures that she wanted. Some were low, some were high, some were big, some were small. So once they finally decided on what they wanted, then they had to tear that section of the wall back out and do a patch.
Speaker: No, no, I made them take the whole wall out. Nice. I was the, again, I was the foreman and I don't have to spend $63 to be an asshole because I'm an asshole for free every day. No, I don't even know what's going on. I don't either, but that exhaust is held up with a chain. Is that an exhaust? That is the exhaust.
Speaker: I mean like if this is bad max me on the thunderdome or zombie apocalypse I would approve it Like you said it's exhausting Not mad at this I don't even know what it is it's a it's a BMW I Don't see anything wrong with it skip
Speaker: Wow So many fittings so little time That is a pressure tank to add pressure to your water system It's not gonna work if it's sideways it has to be vertical
Speaker: No, no. Well, yeah, you're right. It does have to be vertical. Yeah, it cannot be horizontally. It has to be vertical. It literally says so on the label. Yeah. I love this diagonal line that's coming out from the wall. They got the shutoff valve, and then you've got another shutoff valve that's changed. That's a gas shutoff valve, by the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: That's not even a water shelf out. And this other one is gas as well. And all of this, this, this, this, this rectangular trainer, the timer, that's all plastic. You got a sweet as timer. Not even remove remotely approved. That's a van pulling a Malibu. That's not terrible. That's not bad idea.
Speaker: Is it pulling the other car as well? I was just going to say, is it pulling this one too? Cause that's really close. Cause if it is, that's super impressive on that Dodge Caravan. Yeah, it is. Cause that's only a V six at the most four cylinder at the middle. I just hope he doesn't have to stop very quickly. Approved. Chris, were you working on my oil pan?
Speaker: Even I know better. Never solved my life. This 1984 Supra, seven broken transpan bolts, seven mini clamps. You know what? I know better. Does it leak? Does it leak? Does it leak? And if it doesn't leak, and this is only based if it doesn't leak. If it doesn't leak, approved. Approved.
Speaker: I like it, but I wouldn't do it. I know better. Yeah. But I don't see anything wrong with it. I see a lot of things wrong with it. Hey, it's a Chevy S10. Be you have the tires off of your fucking four wheeler, your Banshee four wheeler on your fucking Chevy. It's got leaf spring front and rear. You have.
Speaker: tires off of your four wheeler, your four wheeler. Those are really small tires. Those are tires off of a Banshee four wheeler. No, that's a 15 inch rim. And that S10 is only two wheel drive. It is. Not approved. Oh, not only that, the front axle sticks out farther than the back axle. Not approved. Not even remotely approved. You have young padawan.
Speaker: Only two grand. Got a little extra weight there in that drywall, boy. Yeah, that Dodge Dakota was not ready for that. That little Dakota was not ready. It was not about that light. Oh, I think you forgot something there, Bob. Wow.
Speaker: Light load coming through. Nice. I'm not mad. Those just up oil people decided to block my road. I'm not stopping. Oh, that's in Britain, by the way. That is approved. You're approved. It's put some air in that front tire. We're ready to rock, baby. That son wishes he had that during the zombie apocalypse. That. Yeah.
Speaker: I don't know how this became a drinking game for me but every time I approve something, I drink. Is it mad? I wanted it to be a Ford Ranger. Oh, hold on a second.
Speaker: It looks like he was pulling it. He was. Apparently the truck broke down because the other truck was pulling. Look, see that Dodge was pulling this S10. With that trailer on it. With the trailer on it, which means the S10 broke down. Call me. The cop said, I don't think so. You know what? God. If that S10 was doing it, God bless that S10.
Speaker: But am I mad that it's not a Ford Ranger? So I say it's motherfucking Ford Ranger. Yeah, fucking Chevy gang gang, baby. Chevy gang gang. When you're working with concrete, concrete's the boss. The boss. It doesn't wipe its ass, by the way. Oh, dude, the the the fucking truck didn't spill out. The forms broke.
Speaker: Oh, is that what happened? Yeah, it looks like the forms broke. It's just started running down the road. The slump test failed. Nice. The maker. The fucking cars reference. It's the reference from fucking cars. Oh, yeah. Nice. Ladies and gentlemen, that's what your ass looks like when you don't like. That is a van turned into a truck. I'm not mad.
Speaker: Yeah, but hold on a second. I would like to see a... I don't think it was necessarily turned into a truck. I think they turned it into a fifth wheel. I think so. Yeah. That's what that looks like. That looks like a fifth wheel. Well, I'm not mad. I'm not mad at all. Approved. And the doors are still functional. Yeah. Approved. It's a 3500. Well, it's a 350. Well, the same difference.
Speaker: Well, yeah, it's 40 equal line. A little Bondo action there. A little Bondo. It looks like concrete, but OK. Yeah, it looks like concrete. It'd be drywall mud. We don't know, but hey, good job. Approved, by the way, on that Chevy. That is a Geo Metro.
Speaker: This dude's got some toys. Yeah, no. I don't even know what the hell's going on. Like, I don't even know what this is. It's set up to be like a land speed car. Yeah, no, I'm out. Yeah, not a bit. Disproof. You ever see the movie? Analyze this? You can't duck it. Fuck it.
Speaker: I need I need this in my life. How much? It's only 750 bucks, sir. We need two of these. Yes. Just so you can ride around town in them. Oh, **** improved. It's in Minnesota.
Speaker: They crossed up the mileage and changed it. They'll never know. Cross it out. It was a typo and I can't delete. It's only got 120 ,000 kilometers. You know what? Well played, sir. Well played. Well played. I'll drink to that.
Speaker: When you're that is a TV as a tailgate. No. On a show, maybe a minute to figure it out. Take me a minute. Oh, it's not just the Chevy. That's the Escalade. You can tell right there. That's the that's the side bent. Look how thin those rims are. They look like bicycle tires. Looks like four inch wide rims.
Speaker: I'm going to swap a bigger exhaust out of my car, but it won't fit. Let's cut the fucking bumper and look at the bumper. No, is the bumper cut or is it melted? No, it's cut. OK, yes, OK. Yeah, it looks like somebody took it took a grinder to it. It melted afterwards. Yeah, yeah, I was going to say it looks melted. Dude, I'm not mad at this at all. It's a go car.
Speaker: Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Approved. Approved. I don't see anything wrong with this. I don't. Yeah. Except for the mold. Well, yeah, the mold, but that's artsy fartsy in a lot of places. Yeah, that's just. I mean, I like them. I like them. The basin's kind of dope. It's an old wash basin. Yeah, it needs cleaned up.
Speaker: Obviously, yeah. Right there it is. Dude, a hideaway toilet. In the kitchen, that's an oven. This is an oven approved, because as we said earlier, I'm sorry, instead of the oven, though, I want a refrigerator.
Speaker: We are at an age where you cannot trust a fart. And if you're in the kitchen cooking, doing dishes, whatever, and you're like, oh! And then you can use, you have counter space at it. You just flip down the top. Counter space, baby. Approved, man. I mean, this does look like it came out like a camper, but are those wheels on the bottom? No, I think they're stabilizers. Okay.
Speaker: would not eat anything from this kitchen the comment says keep your throne high baby shit rises as i sit up on my throne and look oh you know you know what the problem is here's the kicker this is obviously in a basement
Speaker: because that's the drain for the house. Yeah, they tied right in there. There's no problem. So they just, they, yeah, I don't see a problem. There's not a problem there. They tied right in. They got to clean out. They put a clean out on it. Basement. Yeah, no, they put a clean out on it. Can you imagine being drunk and fall down these stairs after you get off the toilet or you know how we've all sat on the toilet too long and our legs fall asleep.
Speaker: Well, that toilet would be the absolute death of me. I love the battery. Is that a battery? No, I don't. I think it might be just like a tote. No, it looks like a battery. Shit. Yeah, there it is. It looks like a battery because there's terminals on top. No, I think it's just I think it's just like a tote box. I hope so. Go back to that bus.
Speaker: Oh, that's just, that's literally the main page. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. I like that bus. I'm not mad. Go back down. I love that. Okay.
Speaker: You don't even have the common god damn decency to cut the tabs off. Okay. When you can't weld but you gotta drill in a bunch of zip ties. Not approved but I'm gonna I'm gonna maybe. Okay. If I was out in the middle of nowhere and I had to do this to get
Speaker: Chris, I'm going to make your truck into a pulley. Maybe they want their truck to look like a porcupine. Maybe. No, you know what that is? I just figured it out. You know, on race cars, they tie pieces of string to the car to see the wind flow. That's what this is. That is not what it is.
Speaker: I mean, you know, um, if you look at that, if you look at a lot of basements, that's how basements look. It is outside, but approved, approved. Now granted, now granted, as we all know with screws, there is
Speaker: things in in in nature and in just just the world that is going to lower. Yes. So, you have to keep an eye on it so that your deck that corner of your little deck doesn't go. Yeah, but I'm not mad at it. You ever been you ever been on the toilet not being able to get you like you go to a stranger's house and you're sitting on the toilet. You can't find the toilet paper. It's in the cupboard.
Speaker: Yeah. Not approved. Not cool. Not approved. I'm not reaching around. That's more than a reach around. It's not even like you book and put the cabinet door on the other side so that you could easily reach it so far forward and reach around the fucking door, man. And how thin is that cabinet? Un momento, amigo. Yeah, baby.
Speaker: What? What? What she say? She's just some of my ballsack. Oh, I mean, you should know a family show. Why do you ask me if I have healthy ballsack? Stop watching it without me. What are you? What is she watching? Naked attraction. Ah, she's out there fucking.
Speaker: practicing her DJ skills, looking at fucking, you're practicing your DJ skills, looking at uncertain size free range dicks. What the hell is up with this steering wheel? Well, it's, it's a, it's a Volkswagen. They're made out of bolt. They're made out of like bones. There's like bones. No, no, no.
Speaker: just no not approved no no just no grill chris i got a good idea to make my grill cooler let's get a bunch of chain and just drape it everywhere i was thinking instantly bdsm
Speaker: right? I think I know what I mean. I think I know what he's into. Just saying. Tell me you're in the BDSM without telling me you're in the. Check out my truck. Check out my truck. Hey, look at my truck son. I don't know if I got a shit. All right. But check out my. You need a pallet. Oh, whoa. Dude, that thing is Jack. It's a it's a F 150. You know what?
Speaker: approve. If he doesn't get a pulled over, approve. Approve. Fucking. Got all that hood space. Use it. Ford representing. Go get it for to approve. Let's comment. Nothing to see here. You see what I see? Well, that is that I have seen that in houses. That is a wood burning stove. Yes. Yeah.
Speaker: I usually don't see the stove so far away from the flu or the exhaust or whatever you want to call it. But I have seen that before. What is up with the Home Depot box and wires coming out? Well, clearly this is a new build, so they're still running wires. Yeah. The obvious answer temporarily. Or do you just want me to
Speaker: give you some bullshit illogical answer like I don't know. They're running electricity to their, their rape room. I mean, great. No, no, no. Hey, Whistlin diesel, calm down. No.
Speaker: Those are some skinny ass tractor tires, dude. Tractor tires, but no. They are welded onto a real rim. No, no. It's a million bucks, buddy. Keep moving. Spend some money. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Scroll back up. 1901. I don't know. 33. IDK. 1901. IDK.
Speaker: What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck is wrong with Wichita? Those are European plates. 100%. Easy out there, woman. It's only a million bucks. The price seems a bit steep. What the?
Speaker: Dude look what they did with a B pillar It is chopped. Yes It's only a Honda Sonata There's a lot of blue Jesus It's in Masagno that's in Toronto fucking Canadians I
Speaker: Dude, everything is blue on this thing. Like the rims, the brake covers. Those aren't even real rims. Are they hubcaps? They're hubcaps. You can see the rim is painted blue behind it. Just. Yeah.
Speaker: I've been there. I mean, they literally have NASCAR duct tape that comes in every color. You could have gotten yellow duct tape. I agree. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, easy click. It's a fixer upper. They cut the vendors off, put bigger tires on the back. Oh, I get it. I'm not mad.
Speaker: doesn't run. It's a V8. When do we leave to go pick this fucker up? How do we get two of them? What in the fuck? That is expanding foam for a bumper. I was going to say, is that Instaphome? Yes, it is. You know what? A little Bondo, you never know. Actually, I was going to say, you know what?
Speaker: Florida. We've seen Florida. Yeah. Actually, if that is, if that is instafoam, it looks like it a hell of a **** job, man. Yeah. You cut that **** shape. I mean, it's shaped nice. It's shaped nice. She just like like like you said, Jeff, fill in the fill in the hole in the gaps. You're ready to rock, dude. Nobody's noticed. Get it painted. You know what? I'm
Speaker: Congrats. Look at you. For fuck writer. Oh, actually, it's a F -150. Try me. What? What? Your mailbox on your hood? It's not even like a mailbox. It's literally. It's a California car.
Speaker: That's a Mexican that drives that car. No, I'm not wrong, Jeff. Oh, you're not. You're not. It's kind of niche. It'll pull anything. No, just no, just no. Somebody take this man welder away from it.
Speaker: You know, I'm not the best stereo installation person on the planet. I'm no expert. Good idea is the phone. It ain't going to wear. His CD will not skip. But why wouldn't you take a razor blade and cut it off and shape it and form it and cut it off and
Speaker: and bondo it to make it fit. It's not even bondo, but I'm just like, just cut all that excess off, man. Dude, it got on to the actual face of the stereo too. You can still get that off without damage. Don't buy motor mounts. Make them. That is a motor mount made out of two monkey wrenches. Three. Well, they're not monkey wrenches. Those are pressure wrenches.
Speaker: There is nothing here Dude when you wait, you know, okay when you torque on your yeah, those those those handles are not Strong when you torque on yours your motor your motor torques. There's a rubber space in your fucking
Speaker: to keep it from breaking and and I don't know if you see this this is this camshaft Is welded to the frame I Do see that down there two little spot welds. Yeah, I Don't see what is I'm assuming support dude, you know if you drop a camshaft from waist height it'll shatter It can
Speaker: It's not they're not strong. Plug this in for me. Let's get a jigsaw and cut that fucker out. You'll be all right. Yeah, you'll be all right. I want one. I want one. I want one. I want one.
Speaker: I can drive from here to Florida. I'm just saying. I want at least I want to take it for one ride. I agreed. You just got a boat no motor on the bottom too. Approved. Approved. It's got a boat motor on the back too. So you got more power. Yeah, approved. What am I seeing? What am I seeing? What's going on here?
Speaker: Well, there's three You had one job I'm not mad It's a BMW could it made into a truck with the ladder rack I'm not mad Yes, it is that's a BMW
Speaker: That is a BMW. That's a Volkswagen. Right here is the BMW grill. This little side marker is 100 % BMW. Those taillights are BMW. This is a three series BMW. It's a Jetta. I'll bet you money. It's a fucking Jetta. Right there. There's a BMW logo. God damn Volkswagen. It's a... Oh my God, you don't know cars. It's a fucking Subaru. She is a Koopa -Woo.
Speaker: There's not a BMW. I'm just talking shit because the simple fact that you even acknowledged and spent in I know that's what pissed me off. I was like, why am I arguing? He doesn't know. I did it. I did it just to poke the bear. And you and you and you you ate my bait.
Speaker: I'm a fisherman and you're a stupid bass swimming in the river. And now you're going all over my oven because you're dumb because you're stupid Jeff. When you want to pile the field faster than everybody else, put a turbo on your tractor.
Speaker: Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Be a man. Put a turbo on his tractor. I approve. Here's the kicker. There is no oil, oil feed or return, which means it's going to last for about three minutes. Yeah, but your fields are going to be done in two minutes. So that's got to last long. Approved. Uh, Glick was here. Um,
Speaker: Somebody pressure washed the fucking sidewalk. Is this outside your house? Did my first job. Took me six and a half hours. Homer is super pissed. Any idea why? Well, the only thing you could have done to make that better is if you would have wrote your name on it. Sign it. At least sign it.
Speaker: You had one job people mailbox. They installed the mailbox. It was actually installed properly. The mailman couldn't reach it. So they had to turn it around sideways. That's exactly what happened to it.
Speaker: No, but not only that, this sign, which is your number, it's supposed to be on the side. It is technically. So they've moved it. No, but like it's supposed to be on the post completely. No, no, no, no, no. So what they did is they had to move it. It was originally, it was originally here because I'm sure they had everything installed and then put it in the ground and realized they put it in sideways.
Speaker: Yeah. You know, typically a lot of times they do hang off the side like that. I said, I'm going to tell you exactly what happened was they, they had it installed properly and the mailman was fucking lazy and said, Oh, I actually have to step out of my vehicle one fucking step in my fat ass. Can't do that. So you need to stop delivering their mail because he couldn't pull right up to it. He or she, because let's be honest.
Speaker: uh the male delivery the the the male people male persons if you will you guys are fucking lazy disgusting human beings um and you won't get out of your vehicles when you have a driving route so I am not so much concerned by that tape as much as I am by the fact that
Speaker: The shocks are completely blown out. And here's my other question. I've owned a lot of Ford pickup trucks in my life. And I've driven a lot of Ford pickup trucks in my life for work. Is it just me, Jeff, or does the nose of that look extra long? It does, but it also doesn't look like it matches the body. Right? Like they put a newer front end on like the new front clip.
Speaker: on an older truck. Yeah. Like that, that, that front end, that, that front end, the engine compartment and everything like that. It is. That is the front end off of fucking Bronco. It almost looks like an okay style Bronco, like a 98 and the truck is from 78 or 88. Oh yeah. That's a weird looking truck. There's a lot more than I'm worried about than just the tape.
Speaker: I'm not mad. That's it. I'm like a little Fort Eagle line. Dolly action. Hell yeah. With the wing, with the downforce of the wing, baby. Hell yeah. Approved. I like it. Approved. And with chrome wheels, no less. I'm going to tell you what happened there. I'm going to tell you what happened there.
Speaker: I already know 100%. I already know what happened there. One of two things. It's a load bearing wall. No, they put the stairwell in there and they put the stairwell in there properly. Okay. The homeowner was stupid and said something.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I see what you're saying. Yep. Because because this this is this is this is after this. I'm pointing at my screen like fucking see it with this this little fucking pyramid contraption on the side here. I'm still pointing at my screen like you can fucking see it right here. Yeah, that
Speaker: Exactly. That was an after that was that was after everything else was done. And I can tell you what you put like a plant up here. I would literally just put plants on it. So so again, this is this is a customer who thinks they know everything about construction and blah, blah, blah. Who said, why do my shares not extend out? Or. This is a fucking psychopath cat owner. Oh.
Speaker: and those are your two options. But here's the thing, if I had this in my house, I would use this as a real, and I'm still fucking pointing at it, like you guys can see me, what I'm pointing at. Yeah, you put something on each step. I would use this as a really cool fucking decorative centerpiece. Yeah, 100%. You put something up here, you know, like me, I would put model cars on here. Yeah, like me, it would probably be - Sports member, really.
Speaker: You put a helmet up here. You put, you know, those mini helmets, maybe some random miscellaneous knickknacks. And then, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, have fun with it. And then until we get to the bottom, they progressively get bigger. But yeah, you know, I would use that as some kind of really cool, um, like yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: You know, that's just me speaking and you're 100 % agree. Yeah. God damn Corvette. On a dually frame. Hell, yes. Apocalypse, zombie apocalypse. No, that's, that's, I want to go pick up a car, but I don't want to see you seen driving a truck because that's a ramp truck.
Speaker: It's like a tow truck that is that is that is post -apocalyptic already Ready I want one I Want one fucking approved and I don't know what's going on with my laptop, but it was like baiting the black What are we looking at oh you look a little look at them wheels sir He's got fender flares
Speaker: to make his car look wider, like a wide body kit. He's got factory stock rims. I know. It's like he bought the body kit, but didn't have the money to buy the rims yet. Well, I'm going to, you know what, I'm going to get, I'm going to give he or she the benefit of the doubt here. Yeah. He's waiting on the rims and tires come in. Much like the homemade avalanche. It's a work in progress. Agreed.
Speaker: I'm not mad at it. Approved. I said what I said. Deal with it. The interior. Bloody redneck limousine. Limousine riding jet flying kiss stealing baby. I approve. Go back to that goddamn redneck limousine. I don't give a fuck about that.
Speaker: That's what's up, baby. Oh, Ford fucking stretched out ass. I like the interior. It's got old school RV interior on it, man. You know, those seats fold down for bang, bang, boom, boom, man. Let's go. That is a Ford Maverick. Ford Ranger. Fucking Ford Ranger. Ford Maverick. Whatever. It's the same goddamn thing.
Speaker: And one more. Oh, no, that's I got a guy that will do it cheaper. No, no, that's not even I got a guy who will do it cheaper. That is a husband who owns a landscaping company whose wife is like, I want to pay for patio. He's like, all right, bitch, I got all this extra, you know, inventory, extra stock. Here's your fucking patio. Leave me the hell.
Speaker: Exactly. Now let me go have a beer. One more. Jeff, I'm not a car guy, and I don't even know what all this is. OK, I'll explain. But it doesn't look right. Please mansplain it to me. By the way, mansplaining is a man explaining. Just saying.
Speaker: That is a wheel. Okay. Okay. So this is a knuckle. A knuckle is what, what your tire spins on. This is like, okay. And you're in the, like your, your car is front wheel drive, which means your rear axle does nothing but have a rotating solid tire. Yes. This here, this big giant C is called as supposed to be a swing arm or an AR.
Speaker: They're literally shaped like giant A's. Somebody's made one. Now, my assumption is, you ever seen somebody like on that bus on the front, like make it look like semi and have like a six by six? Sure. Instead of making the, you know, four wheels in the back and two in the front. So instead of actually making it function and actually drive, it's just there for show.
Speaker: We lost our last lurker. Five hours. We lost our last lurker. That reminds me. I got to get going. No, I was actually just like, come on. We got a good note. That's trash. I don't even know what that is. That's trash. It's grounded. It's grounded. There's a there's our ending right there. It's grounded. It's grounded.
Speaker: Grounded you can't do a gravity wire out plastic you fucking dummy Grounded no chance of electrical shock there
Speaker: It's grounded. Oh. Oh, like, why do you drink so much? Well, because the world is full of fucking idiots. I bet you that person doesn't wipe their ass either. Yeah. So there's this. Yeah. And I have to go through the party. And I got to go drop a boom boom or take a shit.
Speaker: I don't know what I'm going to do, but either way, you're going to have a mess to clean up. I'm fucking for you. You know, it was about that time, sir. They might have in a back explosion. That's wow. Grounded. Grounded. Grounded.
Speaker: Oh, fucking bloody hell. I wish I was a little bit taller. You know, not a lot of things make me speechless. And I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a ball. I wish I had a girl because if I did and I would call her. Wow. Well, ladies and gentlemen, you've made it this far.
Speaker: Sorry for the slow burn at the beginning of the show tonight. But nonetheless, yes, that chick was terrible. Nonetheless, if if you if you held out and you and you waited for the payoff, unlike the band that we listened to last night, that Jesus for waiting for the drop, like,
Speaker: We, we, we, the album cut of the song, we were like, oh, I almost wanted to kill myself, unalive myself. And then the remix was a little bit more upbeat, but, but James and I, we, you could, we were both anticipated like a drop, you know what I mean? Like, like a drop with some sick ass drones and, and a sick ass guitar, but it would build up, build up, build up. And then flat line.
Speaker: Oof. We didn't do that to you guys tonight. No, we did, Dom. We built you up. We were the DJ. And you know what? Something didn't happen tonight. Not a single person had me. It was a little bit of a letdown. Yeah. It's OK. It's OK. I didn't expect every night to be a winner. We all can't be winners. They all can't be winners.
Speaker: I mean, you know, the people who lurk and watch our show, uh, I'm sure, I'm sure they, uh, people who lurk and watch our show and run back and report, you know, at least we're doing better than them. Hello lurker. That's sir. That's my alien. That's my buddy. Yeah. He said, because of the, that, that little guy. Yeah.
Speaker: you know, they can report and make their comments and and and and stuff like that. But again, we're doing something. People are watching. People are enjoying it. It's Saturday and we literally multiple times dropped the link. But you now see we are in addition to Swah. But you why me? You
Speaker: You goofy bastards are pussies. Dirty STD infested. Smelly pussies is what you are. You got a lot, but you do it in private rooms and all that jazz.
Speaker: Got a lot to say, but I wanted to say it too, but yourselves. Or you send messages in the middle of the night and then when you get a response, you never open them. Yeah. Chairs. No, actually it's not chairs. You don't deserve chairs. You don't deserve chairs. Cheers. Just chairs. Just cheers for being losers. Yeah. True.
Speaker: Everybody listening and even our haters. We appreciate you guys and we thank you guys Thank you guys for the over 10 ,000 listens Anybody who listens to this podcast? Thank you guys. That means so much over 10 ,000 In the last four or five months this week switched over to Zencaster. That's mind -blowing. That's that's crazy Those are big numbers, you know
Speaker: We are growing. We are doing our thing. We're having fun here. And it means the world to me. I can't speak for Jeff, but it means well for me because, you know, I'm literally chasing a fucking dream. This is something I've wanted for close to 20 years now was to have a podcast and and people to listen to it and people to enjoy it. Not necessarily a podcast. I actually wanted to be on the radio. I wanted I wanted to do radio. I still want to do radio.
Speaker: Um, believe it or not. But, um, you know, I w I want to be able to do something that I entertain people and, and people enjoy. So this is, this is me chasing a dream. We've all had dreams. Um, we were always told when we grew up, we could be anything we wanted to be. And this is what I want to be. You know, my dreams were crushed for one reason or another. And then this was, this is something that I found that I really love. I really enjoy and I really have fun with it at the end of the day.
Speaker: love me or hate me. It is what it is. I'm going to continue to be me. Jeff's going to continue to be Jeff and, um, we're just going to have fun and we're going to be here multiple times a week doing what we do. So we do appreciate you guys listening. We appreciate you guys hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show tonight. We will be back. I will be back Monday night with a brand new episode of nonsensical nonsense. Go ahead and check us out on all the social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and tick tock.
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Speaker: Go show the guys some love. Let her know we sent her. And like I said, just stream the hell out of that song. Appreciate y 'all listening. We'll see you Monday night. Jeffrey, before we take off, what you got to say to these bitches one time, son? Deuces. You heard her there first. And always remember when you come to the crossroads in life and you're dealing with shit and you don't know what you're going to do and you're probably thinking this is the end of the road, always ask yourself one question before you give up.
Speaker: and then, oh, nonsensical nonsense too. Fuck it. Well, don't fuck it, but yeah. It would have me instead be good. I'd be good at it. Faulkers. I can wind my own head. It's a fire.
Speaker: Peace out.
