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Speaker: Hey, more Rocky. Nothing wrong with that. What's going on, everybody? Welcome to Nonsense Go Nonsense. I'm Glick, as always, hanging out with the one and only Woke Jeff.
Speaker: Big dog will join us momentarily. Michael. I am here. We know you're here. We hear you. We hear you making as much noise as you possibly can during the introduction. Yeah, yeah. The intro, if you will. You got your mic on. You're off the road. Jesus. But hopefully, hey Joey, Pops, hey Tina, hey Betty, tatted.
Speaker: I might have missed a few guys. What's going on chatter's box? Hopefully you guys are having a good warm up car. It is the public it is the it is the house of Shmedium I See Jeff's got his medium shirt on with the sleeves rolled up Mike looks maybe warm tonight. I
Speaker: What's the temperature there, Mike? I look warm tonight. Yeah, you look like Tosti. Am I the only one who did get a fucking haircut? I didn't get a haircut. I didn't get a haircut. Yeah, you got your ears lowered. Glick did get a haircut. He got mad because he said that I stole his look, and I said, no, I didn't. Have you seen your hair? And then he decided to steal my look. But that's OK.
Speaker: Well, well, well, you got great news. I got great news. I actually have really cool news. But what's your great news, Michael? Yeah. Great news is it was 40 degrees.
Speaker: I just turned off my fan and I've been in this room all day. That's fine. It doesn't bother me today because it was 40 degrees. I worked on my on my blazer for a total of 10 minutes and then I put the key in there. I was like, isn't that the most amazing world?
Speaker: And then I go in my house. And then all of a sudden you fix it. Fuck yeah, you feel like a golden fucking god. And then I go in my house and I almost had flooding issues because I left the hot water on. And my pipes are thawed out and all the water is running. And I don't even care about the water bill. I'm getting a hot shower tonight, boys.
Speaker: It's gonna be toasty. I'm doing it. Wait, once again, Michael, if you pass on Facebook and send me your goddamn phone number, I got something to do. Chris and I talked about it today. All right. And Chris and I spoke for two hours and 45 minutes a day. He didn't even realize it. Yeah. Did you realize it? Well, I'm sorry. No, I know. In our chat.
Speaker: And you haven't accepted my friend request so I can't call your fucking ass. I told you I don't like Facebook. So get on it just to talk to me. I'm the most important person on Facebook anyways. That sounded kind of homosexual but it's 22 what the hell you know.
Speaker: If I can cut in here with this little dance the two of you are having. Good lord. You guys are just going to start already. He's just jealous. He's jealous because for years it's been the bromance between me and him and you're getting in here and it's feeling kind of surrealish and he's just getting upset. You can talk to Jack.
Speaker: Well, I think I've had, I think I've had, I think I've had him and nobody can have mine with me. Yeah. That's what's going on. He's a little jelly. Yeah. He's a little jelly, little jelly, little, little jelly. But anyway, welcome to the show guys. Hopefully, as I said, hopefully you guys are having a good week.
Speaker: Look, your third wheel, and I say, hey, there you go. What's going on, Mark? Mark will make me feel better. It'll make me feel better. Hey, Mark. I won't have to third wheel anymore. If you guys aren't already, go ahead and check us out on social media, Head Nonsense, School Nonsense, on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, Twitch, and even TikTok. Yes, we are on TikTok.
Speaker: Yeah Every every yeah, we are Every Wednesday and Saturday night right here on HAPS TV and you can get every episode of the podcast on Spotify Google Play Apple podcast anchor and basically everywhere and anywhere you get your your podcast and jollies from Absolutely. Go give us a like it go. Give us a share Go ahead and give Jeff and Mike both the double thumb in while you're there
Speaker: And then you can always email us too if you'd like. Don't send any nudes unless your dick pics Jeff loves them. Oh hell yeah. For some reason, apparently I do. According to you guys. Yeah. He does. He told me. In our three hour conversation today, he told me how much he... And where did he go? I don't know. He ran away.
Speaker: I was just, that was a joke. That was a joke, Jeff. Don't, don't, don't be upset. I'm sorry. I take that back. Don't send Jeff any dick pics. No, in all seriousness, that was, that had nothing to do with you. I was literally, I lit incense cause I'm not supposed to smoke in here and I was doing it anyways. So I lit incense and some of it asked on my computer. So I was wiping it off.
Speaker: back to Glick doing after show last Saturday and I was like, what the fuck? I was like, what the hell was going on? Did I do an after show last Saturday? I did, I got, I got so, I got so much work last Saturday. Yeah, that purple tank top. I had that on during the entire podcast. I don't even want to talk about the after show.
Speaker: I don't want to talk about the after show because we're talking about the show. What's up with this? Cheyenne. Speaking of shows, speaking of shows, Chris, that video you sent me, it would not let me view it. So please record it and send it to me. What video did I send you? Oh, yeah. Oh, OK. OK. OK. I will say that so quick.
Speaker: Go ahead and finish your thought. I can wait. What were you going to say? No, that's my camera. Tatted, that's my camera. I just want to do something before we get too far into the show. So what is your? What I was going to say was that little stunt you pulled, that little stunt you pulled on TikTok with a certain audio, that was really cute. Which one? The little rock.
Speaker: That was really cute and I will tell you this Yeah, I did. I really it was cute and and and If the top five at the top at the top five at the top five
Speaker: Uh, the finishing vote went the way it's has been this whole way. I've got an audio for you. So we'll see how that works. We're going to get to the top five. We're going to, we're going to get to the top five and Jeff and I discussed this as being the founder, leader, King reigning God of this podcast and Jeff being my left -hand man because I'm left -handed and that's like the most important job. So I give it to Jeff being my left -handed man.
Speaker: We, uh, we talked about the vote. We talked about the top five and we decided that I'm going to pull my, my rank card and we'll get to that later. But, but before we get too far into the show, um, our guys blacked out Mojo. If you were, if you're anything like me, you know,
Speaker: And you have known for a while now that they dropped a new single last night at midnight. And guess who stayed up until midnight? I listened to it six times. It dropped. It dropped. I listened to it six times. It's that good. So I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually good. I haven't had an opportunity to listen to it yet, but Tina was already on top of it and told me,
Speaker: And I'm, I'm, I'm super psyched. I appreciate that. I hope we listened to it. I hope we, I hope we listened to it during the break because I'm, we're going to listen to it right now. They, they made the world debut at midnight last night. We had nonsensical nonsense because there are guys that we play their music all the time and we hype them up.
Speaker: In the first 15 minutes of the show, we're going to make the nonsensical nonsense debut of their brand new song, Blacktop Mojo Strike Me. So go ahead and get ready and enjoy.
Speaker: I've seen the end of the rope, I've seen the rain come I've seen confusion in the isolation without hope, I've seen rain come Pull it up, the lightning strikes me Please don't ask me nicely I know you wanna light up the sky
Speaker: It's been so dark here lately, you might as well just take me, nobody's gonna wonder why I've seen good men come down Seen broken glass in the streets, I've seen the rain come
Speaker: I've seen the fire in the hills I've seen wind peering, anger me Oh, let the rain come Oh, let out the light that strikes me Please don't ask me nicely I know you wanna light up the sky It's been so dark here lately You might as well just take me Nobody's gonna wonder why
Speaker: Nobody's gonna wonder
Speaker: If the lightning strikes me, please don't ask me nicely I know you are a light of the sky This feels so calculating of mine So well, just take me, nobody's gonna wonder why Nobody's gonna wonder why
Speaker: Don't let him get you. They're coming back. Don't fall for it. You ain't done.
Speaker: Oh, that's going to be a talk. The video, the video, that's going to be a talk too. The video is just going to be a talk. Nonsense debut. Yes. Of Black Dot Mojo's brand new single, Strike Me. I love that shit. And it is a good, it does sound like a good fight song. It came on when I was at the gym because as I told you guys, that's all I listen to now.
Speaker: is Blacktop Mojo at the gym. And it came on at the gym. That song don't even play it when somebody knocks on my door. I did something naughty. I have to admit, I did something bad in a good way. So they posted the song and of course I had to comment and I asked when they're going to be on The Our Show, Nonsense Go Nonsense Podcast, and they gave me a big old thumbs up, said we're ready.
Speaker: Really? What? They didn't say anything, they just gave me a guy's big ol' thumbs up. So... We need to go ahead and sell the number of air and opportunity. Let's make it happen. That's what I was thinking. Don't threaten me with a good time. I'm down. Let's go.
Speaker: I was expecting it completely ignored and I got a Facebook message saying BlacktopMojo has liked your toast and I went like, what? I actually want to... No, they... I was going to say... That's bad. You know how those guys are. They tried to respond and...
Speaker: you know, back to messages and everything like that. So I was, I was pretty stoked for it because, excuse me, they kept putting out all these little snippets, all these little teasers. Yeah. I was like, man, just put the type of song out. So they were on Facebook or they were on Instagram. They posted something on Instagram. And I was like, I can't fucking wait. And it debuts Wednesday just in time for us to play it on the show. So I actually found out by accident, full scrolling through Facebook and I was like, Hey, cool.
Speaker: I'm glad you got it all figured out. I want to thank all of the supporters of the podcast that have given Blacktop Mojo a listen and has taken it to TikTok.
Speaker: and and and have done their push their music and stop. I had a yes. I was just going to say the same one. I had someone reach out to me today and it's like, is this is this the band because they just responded to my video. I was like, yes. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I'll give one thing. For as big as they're getting, they are quick to response. And I love it. Yeah. Wow, Mark. 73 episodes. Mark, you've been around since Periscope. Stop acting like you're new here. Stop acting like this is your first time. Well, now that we got Mike's good news out of the way, we got a little introduction out of the way, we got Blacktop Mojo rocking out, rocking our ear holes.
Speaker: Before we get to what Mike is so excited for, I just want to say one real quick thing to petty people of the world. You look sad. Mike, don't say a word. And you look like trash to all the petty people in the world. So just stop. Because there's an old saying that in no sense in crying over spilled milk,
Speaker: Nobody's crying and nobody cares. Exactly. So anyways. Nobody cares in the first place. Let's go ahead. Did he just do what I think he did? Yes he did. Did you pull a wedding singer? Oh he did. Well I have a microphone and you don't. And you will listen to every word I have to say. So anyways.
Speaker: That could be just letting everybody know that could be sent to anyone. Not in any way shape and or form directed towards anybody or anything. There's no one name to that. Well I'm thinking of it but I don't know what to say. That was to me, everybody, just because everybody was asking.
Speaker: I'm just sometimes sometimes sometimes you know sometimes I have to say things that I have to get things off of my chest and well like Mike and Jeff just said I have a microphone I have a podcast I can say and do whatever I want I have social media I can say and do whatever I want so if you're happy in your life then move on with it there's no reason for anybody and that could be
Speaker: talking about Mike talking about anybody can I piggyback on that go ahead I'm curious can I piggyback on that there was there was someone that sometimes did something similar to me back in back in back in May and I had this I didn't say it was anything at me or anything like that
Speaker: From now on, you get a new segment. And it's words of wisdom from Chris at the beginning of every show. So that's tonight's first words of wisdom. That's a new thing. I just thought about it. If you can relate, you can relate. If you can't, you can't. My wisdom isn't always going to be good wisdom. It might be bad sometimes. Sometimes it just needs to be said. Sometimes it's just like advice. Good, bad, take it the way you want it.
Speaker: As they said, at the end of a glorious cartoon where we were all young lads. And even, even, even, even, even, that's all folks. Well, that too. But knowing is half the battle. Amen. That's actually a PSA. That was a PSA. Yes. And now you know. They said it in G .I. Joe. No, but they said it. At the end of G .I. Joe, they had a PSA. A famous guy once said, by your works, you are known.
Speaker: So, but anywho, with that being said and done out of the way, we'll have new advice next week. Not next week, but Saturday. I'll have new words of advice for everybody. Words of wisdom, clicks words of wisdom. Excited about that? I am a little excited about that. You're excited, do you feel anything?
Speaker: I'm not going to lie. I kind of got like a semi going on right now. And sometimes even in this case, I have to take my own words out of it. I have to take my own words and I have to eat them and I will and I do. But anyways,
Speaker: Well, you know what my dad always said, since you cut me off last time, I want to say what I got to say. Because I got to get back to something. You know what my dad always said? My dad always said that when you throw a rock in a pack of wolves, the dog that yells is the one that got you. See that, Marcus? So. OK, I see what you're doing. Yeah, no, exactly.
Speaker: For someone that's talking, for the people, the petty people that are talking, don't get mad because you got hip -high Rob. Just keep on stepping. Pettyness to me is like revenge. When you do it, you gotta dig two graves.
Speaker: But anyway, let me let me let me get this right. Let me get this back on the tracks. Let me get back on the track So we you know Saturday night. We pick up top five our starting five and I'll read our guilty pleasure songs by females Okay, good and Chris had aqua's Barbie girl Tiffany I think we're alone now
Speaker: Don't judge me! I'm sending it in my head right now! I'm sending it in my head right now! I'm sending it in my head right now! I'm sending it in my head right now! I'm sending it in my head right now! I'm sending it in my head right now! I'm sending it in my head right now!
Speaker: Vanessa Carlton's A Thousand Miles, Donna Silver's Hot Stuff, Bonnie Taylor's Totally Clips of the Heart, Katrina and the Waves, Walking on Sunshine, and Jennifer Lopez's I Love You Poppy. So the votes were calculated.
Speaker: I feel like I'm about to get bitey. I'm about to get drunk. I feel it. This is much like, you ever watch that show, Whose Line Is It Anywhere? It's about 3am. Much like Whose Line Is It Anywhere, where the points are made up and they don't matter. So, I had a couple votes. Jeff had a couple votes. I don't even know how many votes Mike had.
Speaker: but I'm pulling my executive power. Even though Mike might've won because he went and probably gave hand jobs in a parking lot and begged for votes because his list was just bad. He did get to win tonight.
Speaker: I'm not going to let you enjoy it because I've pulled an executive rank on you and I'm declaring myself the still reigning champion and Jeff the co -champion. So Jeff gets a win. I'm 3 -0 and you still suck. Michael, you want to know why? Because I have a microphone and I make all the goddamn rules.
Speaker: Okay, Apollo Creed. No, that's your name, the rest of it. That's your name, Apollo Creed from Rocky I.
Speaker: No, no, no. Who really won that fight? Who really won that fight? Rocky won that fight. Rocky won that fight, but you're going to pull a decision, though? A decision win? If that's how you're going to win, by decision? Like a badass?
Speaker: No. You know what? I'm going to tell you what you... No, no, no. You two... Because I've got a microphone. I've got a microphone too, God damn it. All right, so you... I got a magic button. I got a magic button. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker: Look, not only did I not, not only did I not go to anybody for any votes, not only did I not go to anybody for any votes, I didn't even put the list on my fucking page.
Speaker: I did absolutely nothing, nothing to win this. I was just happy that my kid friend, Benny, finally voted for me. Go ahead. Go ahead, Apollo Creed. Adrian! Adrian!
Speaker: It is an audio show!
Speaker: We heard the mic drop. Are you done? I hope I didn't break this. This is brand new. It doesn't even work yet. In all seriousness, the mic didn't end. I will go ahead and give him the win. So it is two, one Chris with, sadly, me zero.
Speaker: You can get them to win all day, but at the end of the day, I'm still God in this podcast. I have the list up on my wall. No. Mike did win. I don't believe that there was not any shenanigans involved, but Mike did win. There was no shenanigans. And I tried. I tried shenanigans on my part, and I fucking voted for Mike. There was absolutely what? I'll ask Tina. Damn you. I'll ask Tina and Betty right now. I'll ask Tina and Betty, did I ask you guys to vote for me?
Speaker: Me and Tina had this conversation and me and Betty had this conversation. Yeah, you had this conversation. Where you asked, where you told them to make sure they voted for you. I actually, I actually posted people, two people, so they would vote, but I did, Mark said Mike paid you. Mark's like Mike paid me. No, no, Mark, because you said you voted for Jeff 10 minutes ago. I'm reading.
Speaker: I did say please vote. I didn't say vote for me. I said vote your conscience. Anyways. I don't say any of that. I didn't say that. I don't take my L. Because without a guilty conscience, I didn't ask for votes during the show. I didn't beg for votes during the show. I didn't ask or tag or beg for votes after the show. All I did was just post the material up there. And if I had to take an L, I had to take an L. But in my head,
Speaker: I'm 3 and 0, and Mike didn't beat me. And that's all that matters. What happens in my head? Well, facts don't care about your goddamn feelings. Oh my god. Calm down, righty. You were impressed with me. Nobody even knew the songs that were on Mike's list, except for his last one. Wait a minute. I'm actually left -handed. Are you being handless with me? Yes. I'm left -handed, too. I'm very woke, so it's OK.
Speaker: I know. I know. That's why when you said I'm left handed, I was like, I took off with my right hand. How does that work? I was I was your left hand. You're most important. Oh, I do use to say, yeah, sometimes I don't know. But I don't need the phone. I have a computer screen. So, Jeffrey, you're next. The new.
Speaker: The new starting five, Chris and I actually discussed it, and I gave him a couple ideas, and the one I have that I literally thought of today, I was literally going for cigarettes and something to drink, and I went, holy shit, this is an amazing idea. So it is movies that you believe are bad, but they're worst movies ever, but they have to have at least one famous person in it.
Speaker: And the example I give is Super Mario Brothers. Sharknado? Super Mario Brothers is my give to all. Because Bob Hopkins. No, no, no. Not Bob Hopkins, man. We do this all the time. Dennis Hopper. Sorry. Well, Bob Hopkins plays Mario.
Speaker: Bob Hopkins plays Mario, John Legamizamo plays Luigi, and Dennis Hopper plays Kumba. And it's a terrible fucking movie. So, that is the example that I'm giving to you. So are we, are we, are we? So are we going - So who's super famous? So like, who's famous and super famous in Sharknado? Just out of curiosity, I've never watched it. Terror read. Terror read, it's not, she was never famous. I've never watched it either. I mean - I've never seen it.
Speaker: No, I didn't know, I was just curious. My understanding is Tara Reade's in, from my understanding. Well, yeah, so is the guy... She's known! So we're talking about, okay, so on the vote of bad movies, let me just... It's your opinion. For instance, the movie Chris and I... Told you my opinion on what a bad movie is. Yes, your opinion, not society's opinion. For instance, the opinion of Chris and I is that we love Willy's Law Underland.
Speaker: But the opinion of most people is it's a terrible fucking movie. It is a bad movie. We can agree. We can agree. It's a terrible movie. But it's so bad. It's good. It's awesome. Yeah. Well, no, I've never seen Sharknado. Well, one other thing. I feel like I need the rules. Betty, Betty definitely knows how I am about the rules. OK, so it's just like a famous actor. The movies don't count.
Speaker: I couldn't just go off and grab an Edward no like yeah exactly it has to because you know a playlist star like a household name household name like Tara Reid or or Nick Cage Ella Lugosi you don't know who Bella Lugosi is I do I do I do yeah but it can't be a movie
Speaker: I couldn't I mean I don't I don't think it matters what the movie is but like it's I think it's it's the the focal point is the actor so don't get some random nobody actor that only acted in B movies and go this is a terrible movie like like yeah like they could like like walk -in or cruise or in my mind that's what I'm thinking like like or Kilmer you know yeah we talked about Sandra Bullock or that's like actors are
Speaker: Or actresses. That's like 85 % of every one of Johnny Depp's movies. Exactly. That's the point. And it's your opinion. I'm going to have to figure out how to put somebody else on there that's not Johnny Depp. And the best part about this is, what we've been lacking in the past couple starting fives is the argument. Somebody's a sore loser.
Speaker: Hold on, let me see if I still have my daughter's tampons. Someone needs... I'm not a sore loser. Somebody's getting a big head already. One win and he's all like... It's not like he's the first ever champion. It's not like he's a two -time champion. Nobody will ever be the first time champion. Fucking Tom Cruise and Taps over here.
Speaker: No, he's Tom Cruise. No, he's over here Tom Cruise on Oprah when he was jumping on the fucking couch. I wish that was a movie. Now, this is actually going to take some work. I'm not going to be able to throw this list together 10 minutes. Chris and I discussed a couple of the ones I have that you can literally throw together the last minute or on the fly.
Speaker: I didn't want to do the last time exactly these sort of done the last two times Exactly, and that's what's pissing me off. I went I went to fucking work if he's gonna get the W He's gonna have to fucking work for it. I Have an idea for for the hundred I want I want to work. I'm on it. That's it of this
Speaker: Mm -hmm. I wanted to see if we can do like a Super a super top five without giving away the title, but you talked about this title We talked about this no still fives. Okay talked about this specifically All right with me. Okay, but But it's separated between movie TV and music Okay, so why don't we start that one on the 10th the 10th episode?
Speaker: 73 episodes in no the 10th episode of the starting five Okay I'm almost like a tiebreaker because I'm pretty sure I got this one in the back But I've said that every fuck. Oh, you think you got this? Well, let's go say yeah, you've said that no, but we're not as woke as you are so we know you I think every time one time and fucking true
Speaker: That's my thought. I figure if I say it every single time, at least one time I could be like, see? I told you I had a fucking bag. Don't worry, Jeff. I tried to give you a co -win when I pulled executive rank tonight. But once again, I want this to be fair. If somebody wins, they get the win. That's how I'm calling it. And bragging rights.
Speaker: Yeah, it is bragging rights. And it is bragging rights. Mike, who got second place in that, Chris? Do you remember? Was it me or you? Click did, I think. I think I did. In all honesty, I think I had three votes or four votes and you had two or three votes. Mike only had like six or seven. So it's not like he crushed us like I did you guys last week or anything like that.
Speaker: It's not like he quadruped with my score or anything like I did to him last week. He doubled my score. You know what? You know what? Since you did that, I don't care if it's by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning. Winning is winning. If you ain't first, you're last.
Speaker: I want to go fast. That being said, I will pick first. Chris, go second. He tried with the cover of the car. I'm on second. Mama, go first. I didn't feel it. I didn't feel it. So I thought I really could. I didn't feel it. So that being said, on Saturday, I will pick first.
Speaker: Christopher, you'll pick second, and Michael, you'll pick last. Oh, did I say you came in last? I meant I came in last. Yeah, too late. I was just, I was just looking at the numbers. Yeah, you beat me by one vote, Jeff. Congratulations. So I vote, I pick first. Too late. Sorry. I'm going to be artists with you. Yeah, actually.
Speaker: That's what's going to be a hard one. I think this is... It's going to be hard for us to pick. And I think this is one list that we don't have to worry about anybody stealing our picks. I really don't think we're going to because... Well, no. I thought we'd have to worry about people stealing picks from actresses and I was totally fucking wrong. So... No, because I think the most... Yeah, no, we did get... I think Jeff took one of mine and then the rest were just some reserves. Right. So it should be an interesting Saturday.
Speaker: I actually have to work this for this one. Thanks. Hey, I can't just make it easy. I can't just have you show up like me. Really? All right. Just one more thing and then I'll let it go. Just one more thing.
Speaker: Jeff, did you say that the top five that I just won at? Did you say that that one was going to be really easy for Gwen to win? Yes, you did. I did. I'm done. The reason why I say that is because Chris's musical library is way bigger than mine.
Speaker: Mean I could have I could have pandered and easily won But I actually went from the heart and I picked songs that I truly do enjoy and I truly do like As I was as I was posting the list I thought barbie girl alone gets me everything I'm gonna be honest with you the Barbie girl
Speaker: It's got pulled. That's okay, I know where I messed up. I know where I messed up. I know where I messed up. You guys didn't think West Side Story had pulled. The problem with my Bonnie Taylor and your Nicki Minaj is they're not technically guilty pleasures.
Speaker: Which is what I said when you guys picked them. Yes. Yes. And that was my... Why is... Why is... Why is... Because everybody... Because they're universally liked. They're universally liked. Yeah, they're universally liked. Everybody likes. The whole point of a guilty pleasure is that nobody likes it but you. Or if you get caught singing it, like if I get caught singing, it's Raymond Mann and I'm dancing.
Speaker: a good choice of words, but if I'm dancing around and I'm singing, yeah, yeah. If I'm dancing around and I'm singing, I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world. I do dance and sing in the juvenile super pace, and I don't like her. Who doesn't? Everybody does. You can literally go into any dance book.
Speaker: and sing and it's raining in.
Speaker: Yeah, you could literally go into any club in the world and Super Bass comes on and every person in that club is going to sing and dance along to it and they're not going to have any shame. I put songs on my list that I sing and I enjoy behind closed doors like nobody sees me. But yeah, so how about
Speaker: Well, how about this, then if you guys feel that... No, no, no, you want someone's dick. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Speaker: What I'm saying is what I'm saying is the rules and I should have been more specific Yeah Hey, that's that's hope that's that's the whole part of the that's the whole part of doing the starting five and doing the draft is because Jeff and I can get into some heated debates and we have fun with our debates so
Speaker: When we're drafting, when we're picking, no matter who wins or loses, we're going to bust each other's balls, and we're going to make up every excuse under the sun as to why we should have won. Yeah. At the end of the day, you got the W. If you had a belt, you could put it on your shoulder, but you don't. Our crown. Again. Which I did when I did the one. All they had was like these goofy, like, we need to all go to Burger King. But you know what? I do that too.
Speaker: You know what in spirit in in spirit In spirit of the one of the challenge that I won. I think it's only fair And I do Katy Perry's roar on TikTok because I have the eye
Speaker: That's do you know what you can you you can you could do first and foremost you ready? No no no no no no no no no no I got a real problem with what you just said Michael The big dog anymore at this point You said in honor of my victory I should do Katy Perry's because I have the eye of the fucking tiger you want to go back to Rocky You literally could have done eye of the goddamn tiger and you're like I'm gonna do Katy Perry
Speaker: No, because it's not a creature. In the spirit of the Guinness. I can't even look at you. I'll just excuse you. No. I can't even look at you. Well, be advised, gentlemen. A lyric in the song is, I have an eye of the tiger in the damn field. I don't know what that one in the lyric is.
Speaker: This is why you suck balls! How does balls taste? Is it a little salty when you suck at them? Damn! Well, be advised, gentlemen, that there will be a day where we do a starting five of guilty pleasures sung by males. I didn't want to do them back to back because it becomes a bit... And I will own that. Because I am the Tiger, will be on that one.
Speaker: And that's not a guilty pleasure song. That's a song everybody sings to because it's from a famous movie. I need it. Ask me a song. I need the rules. Here's the rules. I need the fine print. I need the fine print. I need the rules. I will give you the fine print right now. I need an email to me. It's very simple. I need a text and you can email me at nonsensicalnonsensepodcast at gmail .com. I'm going to need it.
Speaker: Here's the answer. Guilty Pleasure Songs. If Chris and I walk in on you and you're singing and dancing to a second song, that, and you're 100 % embarrassed and run behind a corner and get in the fetal position, that is a guilty pleasure. It is something that you would not normally tell your friends about. That is it. But I don't get... That's true. Vanilla Ice's Ice Ice Baby is not a Guilty Pleasure Song.
Speaker: That is a one -hit wonder. That's a shit song. Rick Astley's Never Gonna Leave is not a guilty pleasure song. Exactly. Not a guilty pleasure. So that's where it gets difficult. Because just because the song that you sing along to does not make it a guilty pleasure. That makes it a pleasure. Yeah. So it has to be something that if we walked in on you, if we walked in your house, and you're dancing around to its reigning men, and you go, fuck! And you go hide in a fucking closet, that's a guilty pleasure.
Speaker: It's all about the base, Rebecca said. Oh, that was on my reserve. It was on my too. But not a guilty pleasure, sir. Honestly, I can't with you two. Yeah. So that is the rules for... I wanted to go ahead and not do them back to back so we could establish the rules of guilty pleasure over the next couple of days. Betty, I follow the rules. To the letter. To the letter.
Speaker: Don't get mad because you forgot one. She's, she's yelling at us. No, no, she's mad at me because she grounded me and I had to do row, row, row your boat on TikTok. And she was very specific on how I was to do it. Unfortunately, she gave me the audio that was 30 seconds long and you can do a whole minute. So 30 seconds of it was exactly the way she wanted it.
Speaker: And exactly to the letter what she ordered, and the other 30 seconds was a thirst trap. And not just pissed off. We'll stop. Moving on. We're going to stop kicking this horse, because it's been long day. But congratulations, Mike, on your victory. You earned it. Congrats. Maybe. I don't think you earned it, but you won. Thank you.
Speaker: Either way, you are the reigning starting five champion, which is nice. I mean, you'll never be the first ever champion and you'll never have two in a row, but you know, it's okay. You know, I'm going to campaign for Jeffrey in the next one. Nobody remembers. They just remember the last one.
Speaker: Well, that's not exactly true. Yeah, that's not true. I'm going to campaign for it. Do you remember? I still remember. I remember the rumble in the jungle. Hey, Jody. Yeah. Welcome. I, yeah. And I don't even know. I'm going to, I'm going to campaign for, uh, for Jeffrey in the, in the next, in the next, uh, starting five so he can get a W under his belt. Just, just, uh, just so you know what? Oh, and another thing before, before, before when I do it, I'm like, all right, cool.
Speaker: You're so full of shit. You are full of shit. You gave me some red paint and put winner. I actually have a fucking background for Jeff. You already have it, mate. I really feel sorry for Jeff because I was undeserving. No, in all seriousness, I just like being part of the conversation. It's fun. I like being part of the conversation. I like being involved.
Speaker: But no matter how you do it, I just love Glick's face when he announced that he didn't win. That made my, it's like my cargo. Well, you know what? If we were both in the same room, we'd be having him give me the win. It's like today is just a win. It didn't bother me that much. It didn't bother me that much.
Speaker: it didn't bother me that much because your executive poll rank decision I'm just a humble I'm just a humble guy I'm just a humble guy I was gonna say something one day I'll be okay so so anyways anyways anyone's moving on one day hello
Speaker: So Saturday night we'll have a brand new starting five. It is the, what is it, Jeffrey? This is the fourth one. It is the starting five worst movies of all time with a major actor or actress in them. Now, because we all have, we all have reserves. Okay. We all come in here with like 15. And what I was trying to say,
Speaker: What I was going to say is if you feel like the rules are violated and it's agreed that they're violated, then the rule should be you take whatever pick you do and then pull another one out of the reserve. Yeah, no, that's what we do from now on.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Because I don't want to... But even during one of our making the list, Chris mentioned those aren't guilty pleasures, and we just kind of glazed over it. Yeah, you just kind of ignored me. But please, please, please allow me to give me just a second. I've got to go get a bigger plate, because now I have to add something else onto that plate that I have to monitor and keep track of for this show. I'm basically at a platter at this point, just so you know. He's going to get the bill for my new toy.
Speaker: Oh yeah. It's all right. While you're doing that, I'm going to be at Walmart picking myself up a belt. I looked, they don't have a beard. I'm going to throw it around. You'll never need it again. You'll never need it again. We'll see. We'll see. Keep distracting me.
Speaker: I keep wanting to say something and I keep losing my train of thought. Jeff was very good at stealing that from me. I had to pick her first. Oh yeah, because Jeff had her and I doubled his. Just so you know. One day I'll be as humble as quick. Moving on. One day I'll be as humble as quick. We all strive for that, don't we?
Speaker: Yes. Please, please, continue, continue. He humbly strokes his beard. After the two -hour and 45 -minute phone call Chris and I had a day, nothing can bring this man down from where his time is as it is right now. When he wakes up in the morning, he humbly pisses excellence. Oh, I know what I was going to say. I did that TikTok video, too.
Speaker: The bricky Bobby. I did it on my main page. Please show me. No, no, no. No, no, not speaking to do it. Somebody's going to owe me a duet tomorrow. Who? I mean, I don't have access. But you guys need some TikToks, because didn't we have a bet on us? Didn't we have a bet on us? Not us.
Speaker: You guys mixed out. I don't have access to, I don't have access to TikTok at the moment. If I'm lucky next week, I will. If he had a beard that compared to mine, maybe I would consider it. But God damn it, if you two would shut the fuck up, I keep wanting to say something and you two keep... We've had dead space for like 30 seconds. Say something.
Speaker: Speaking speaking of tick tock and videos Shout out to and I want to save those videos and I want to post them on our tick tock page Betty Tina
Speaker: And, oh man, I feel like a giant piece of shit right now, because I know there was another one. Rebecca, Rebecca and Crystal. And Crystal. I didn't see the one Crystal did. I didn't see the one Crystal did. Oh, you should see the one she's going to post on Thursday. So I do want to, as long as you guys are okay with that, I would like you to save them, and I would like to post them on our page. Those are awesome. You guys are really cool.
Speaker: You guys did a really awesome job and also Mike touched on that a little bit earlier, but thank you guys for, you know, using blacktop mojo sounds and shouting us out and all that stuff and shouting those guys out. That's awesome. So, you know, yeah, just that's what I was trying to get to. Well,
Speaker: Tina said you said it and commented on her video. I tried to at least like them and comment. TikTok's a little hard for me to keep up on right now. I'm not going to lie to you guys right now. It's a little hard for me to keep up on.
Speaker: Jeff, I got something for you. It's right here. Let me get it. Go ahead, Mike. I got to get this thing for Jeff real quick. It's over here. All right. All right. What I'm saying is, this group of ladies gives up. Well, Cheetah came to me and showed me these ladies. And she told me, she said, Mike,
Speaker: If they like you, they'll be your biggest hype man. They'll watch all your videos. They'll comment. They'll duet. They will hype you up. These are good, good, good ladies. Ladies, by the way, KTM Productions on TikTok, just saying. And I'm going to let you know, Betty. So I did get that question tonight. Betty, Tina, Missy.
Speaker: All of them, Crystal, Rebecca, they made TikTok, they made TikTok, they made TikTok fun for me again. And they're great, they're great supporters. They're a great group of ladies.
Speaker: We actually formed a family because of it. They are my things. You guys aren't invited because there is a rule of just one sausage and the rest tacos. But other than that, they are great.
Speaker: I agree. Did Stevie, what's going on? Did I ask for anybody? I don't know. Nothing. Nothing personal. Nothing personal. Don't take it the wrong way. Anybody. Oh, I don't. I don't do.
Speaker: Yeah. We've had this conversation. I know exactly how you feel about that. I actually don't blame you. And you know what, though, I'm going to say is I was right there with you. Oh, and he says, you don't make the rules, Michael.
Speaker: Oh, you got executive order again. Shut the fuck down. That's twice in one night you got executive order. Suck it, Michael. Take it deep down your throat. My name is on there, too. Tussle that shit, you dirty little whore. My name is on there, too. It's called Bossy Biscuits. That's my name. Don't hear it out. Well, with that being said,
Speaker: He's doing making the rules. I do that because I have a microphone. Oh my God. Here we go.
Speaker: Let's bring Mike on the show I Met these wonderful ladies and they are they are amazing and when I started seeing these videos come through when I started seeing these videos come through before you click and I was just like yes, that's what we do
Speaker: Well, it wasn't me, it was us, but I made them better because I was there. But anyways, this isn't the, let's talk about our TikTok hour. This is nonsensical nonsense. And Jeff alluded to it, we are up against it. Let's go ahead and take a real quick break because, and I've got some new Blacktop music tonight, because as I said, I've been listening to them when I'm at the gym lately.
Speaker: I don't want to say, I'll go to the gym. It's like a douche bag. But that's why I listen to most of my music. And then he said, the Queen's made the videos much better. And they did. I mean, you should just be humbling me in the video. Just give yourself credit. I mean, I am humbling.
Speaker: But because I do listen to Black Dot Mojo, I've been hearing a lot of songs that I haven't heard in a while. So I got one that you guys haven't heard, probably nobody's heard. So we're gonna take a real quick break, guys. We'll be back in just a couple minutes. We're gonna allow us to go fry some chicken. I gotta get a couple more beers. And then we're gonna come back. We got news. I have some news stories.
Speaker: Yeah, I got some news stories. So Jeff, while we're on break, go grab Bob, get everything fueled up. We're going to need, uh, we're going to need, uh, all three, nonsensical, nonsense, one, two, and three tonight. I'm going to dabble in space for a minute. So with that being said, no ads to interrupt, please enjoy a little blacktop mojo off the under the sun album. The lashing ghost.
Speaker: Excellent. Let's do this one. Well, Harry loves the question.
Speaker: What now is to be done Keep hiding in the shadows Go and face the burning sun Lay back on the lashing Tie yourself up to the post Or fade away in shame
Speaker: And then time to come and go
Speaker: And every time she come around I feel it in my chest Like a swarm of bees I'm buzzing With things I left unsaid
Speaker: I'm afraid it'll not kill me If I can't let it out No, someday I'm too weary It's right behind my left
Speaker: that you're killing the fucking thing the same some some no no no no no trust me I'm on the same page I'm on I'm a hundred percent on the same page as you this is coming from a guy who who used to work for a company that
Speaker: Oh, man, when someone in a chatter's box just stop. Oh, where's the screens? Oh, Mark with the shot. I thought it was a pimple for 20 years.
Speaker: Donny, keyboard warrior, keyboard tough guy over there, click it away. I say that, but I'm pretty sure Donny knows where I live. Donny and I have actually been friends longer than Jeff and I. You hear that dog sound? Yeah, it's mine. You hear that dog sound? Oh, no, it's just click talking, sorry. No one, Donny, like I know he would show up
Speaker: It tried to talk, it talked shit to me in person. Poor mouse, poor mouse, poor mouse lost his life just so I could have a little dick. Sometimes sacrifices have to be made. But no, no, you know, like I was saying, I used to work for a company and we had a facility that did animal testing and
Speaker: When you pull up on the building, there was a giant four lease sign in front of the building. There was no markers, there was nothing that would tell you. Yeah, that is Joe. Yeah, my literal brother from another mother. This kid and I have been friends since we were, he was little, I was fat.
Speaker: yeah but um so there was no markings for the company i worked for on it whatsoever the building looked like it was vacant and it had for sale and for lease signs in front of it because they did animal testing there um they didn't kill animals and um yeah and yeah pita would so i'm sure somebody's gonna get their paintings up in a bunch here uh and i'm sure there's gonna be something that happens with it but you know at the end of the day
Speaker: This man, he was in a life or death situation, and a new form of science, a new medical miracle, if you will, saved his life for the foreseeable future. And as somebody that's raised pigs, the pig doesn't give a fuck either way. No. And they're almost as bad as rabbits. No, exactly.
Speaker: My wife still hates me for that. Then I raise pigs and then send them off to slaughter and then actually receive bacon from the butcher. Did you eat, babe? Yes, I did. Wait a minute. So you raised pigs. When I was in high school, before I went to the Career Center, I was in a class called FFA. It's called the Future Farmers of America. Future. Future Farmers of America.
Speaker: And one of the class, to pass, you had to do a project. And the project, the easiest project I could think of, was raising pigs, because all you had to do was feed the fuckers, and give them water, and then go about your day.
Speaker: And I raised three pigs, and I called one of them bacon, and one, I can't remember, one of them was called pork chop, one was called bacon, and one of them was called lunch. And I literally raised them from piglets, and when they got to hog size, I sent them to the butcher. And the butcher, I actually sold them to at auction,
Speaker: And the guy that bought them sent me bacon like a week later. So I had plenty of bacon from three piggies. And my wife hates that story. Well, I mean, you're a farmer, and that's what you do. It's the way I like it. As a farmer. Yeah.
Speaker: That's how the cookie crumbles. That's the whole point. No, I'm not crying. That's why your camera's off, because you don't want to see us, you don't want to just see you cry about the pig. There's literally a meme, there's literally a meme on Facebook that says, it shows a picture of a little baby pig that says, would you, for a million dollars, would you kill this pig and eat it? I said, didn't there done that? I'll do it tomorrow. Where's my check?
Speaker: Yeah for a million dollars. I'll slaughter the fucker myself I know Please don't have a camera because I had to read just yes. I had to read just some things No, I raised chickens. I raised chickens growing up. So it's
Speaker: That's the way, that's... You know, the things that you buy in the circle of life. You guys talk about your farming experience. I'm gonna go fry chicken real quick. It's the circle of life. I mean, like, that you buy, the things that, you know, guess what? The things that you buy in the store don't come packaged. They come from another animal. Exactly. So, sorry about that shit, you know? Enjoy your steak. I shot the cow that that steak came from, you know? I grew up on a 27 -acre farm.
Speaker: And I knew about the birds and bees before I knew what the birds and the bees was. If that makes sense. Because all animals do a little fornicating to put it nicely. Simba. All that the light touches.
Speaker: But I mean, I literally explained to my kids the other day, they're like, I had KFC delivered. And they're like, is this actual chickens? I'm like, yeah. And I showed them the chicken. Well, we did that news story. Yeah, I said, yeah, exactly. And I was like, what do you think? What do you think is called Kentucky Fried Chicken? And they were like. Did you say Kentucky Fried Chicken down there? Oh, yeah.
Speaker: We got churches too. Kentucky's right chickens everywhere now. They literally have one in the Forbidden City in Beijing. Oh really Tina? Tina said one of our steak houses here actually posted a picture of the cows they get their meat from. I would totally go to that steak house and literally start the picture and go, I'm going to eat you boy.
Speaker: Well, I don't know. To me, it's kind of like a respect. You give thanks for the animal for forgiving me, but you get to me. Hey, we're wasting fuel over and over Baltimore, just so you guys know. Yeah, in Baltimore. So we're waiting for you, Clay. No, I'm waiting for you, too, to shut up. No, you said you're fried chicken and you're getting
Speaker: Where's Bob taking us now? Where are we going? Bob's taking us to Sweden. We're going to hang out in Sweden for a bit. All right. Sweden. We're going to hang out in Sweden. The Swedish accent is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Yes. From trading places. Woke Jeff. Sweden has some really good beer. So we're going to go ahead and we're going to touchdown.
Speaker: We got another, we got another feel good story for you guys today. We're all about the feels, man. We're going to make you feel good here at nonsensical nonsense. Make you feel real good. Real good. So a drone carrying a defibrillator, how the fuck can I say that? And I can't say simple ass words. Help save the man. How do you call it Chris? I blame it on the alcohol. What is it?
Speaker: I cannot say that goddamn word to save my life. I'll get some help from it. My new friend will help me learn how to say that. You need an Alexa. Oh my goodness. I can't say it. I don't know why I can't say that word. I don't know. But a drone carrying a defibrillator helps saves a man's life after a heart attack.
Speaker: See, this is where technology is a good thing. Yeah, right. So an autonomous drone, again, perfection. An autonomous drone helps save a 71 year old heart attack victim by bringing a defibrillator in three minutes. Dr. Mustafa Ali, who was walking to work in
Speaker: Trolhaten and Sweden spotted an elderly man collapsed outside of his home shoveling snow and explained how the
Speaker: I'm not reading that or anything. He explained how the drone was summoned to assist his alien man. So basically he called a special number and said, hey, I need a defibrillator now, this man's dying. And somebody was like, got it, dude.
Speaker: So Dr. Ali said I immediately understood something was wrong and rushed to help. He continued the man had no pulse so he started doing CPR while asking another bystander to call
Speaker: 112, the Swedish emergency number. Just minutes later, he saw something flying above his head. It was a drone with a defibrillator. Dr. Ali sees the defibrillator and used it delivering shocks along with CPR. The man who was taken to the hospital and released it, I can't put into words how thankful I am for this new technology and the speedy delivery of the defibrillator.
Speaker: If it wasn't for the drone, I probably wouldn't be here. The drone, which can reach 200 ,000 homes in Sweden, is being trialed and could be rolled out to provide healthcare support across the Scandinavian country. How cool is that? I mean, I would have totally done the whole Ben Stiller thing and just ripped the lamp cord out of the wall. That's me. Well, that's easier, Ron.
Speaker: Well boys, they can't all be heartfelt. They can't all make you feel good. We've had fun in Sweden. We've had fun in Sweden. We've got to go to the moon tonight.
Speaker: We ventured into Baltimore. And the last story I have for you tonight is because this would not be what the fuck news if we didn't have one fucking stupid person in the news. Bob, take us to Vegas. Nice. Of course, yeah. A woman who... Heads up on Instagram. A woman who loved the color pink so much,
Speaker: She married it. Oh, Jesus. What is the world coming to you? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it gets better. No, no, no, it gets better. Oh, it's very up there. No, it gets better. Kitten, Kay, Sarah,
Speaker: who bills herself as the pinkest person in the world, has made history by tying the knot with her favorite color in a Las Vegas ceremony. Jesus Christ. What's going on, Tony D? How's it going, brother? Yes, let me repeat that. Kitten K. Sarah, who bills herself as the pinkest person in the world, has made history
Speaker: by tying the knot with her favorite color in a Las Vegas ceremony. That reminds me to send you the video of the woman that likes green. Right? Kitten, who says she has spent over one million pounds. Mark, help us out here. How? Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: On Pink Things, took inspiration for the biggest day of her life, which boasted a pink Chevrolet, a pink ring from a child. How much did she spend? A million pounds. A million pounds. That's damn near two million bucks. Yeah, basically. On Pink Things. On Pink Things.
Speaker: On Pinkthinks, this is what you got. Yeah, Mark just said 1 .6, so we're almost out. 1 .6 million American dollars on Pinkthinks. 1 .37. OK. $1 ,370 ,700. On an Instagram post, she wrote, a very special thank you to at Big Sugar Bake Shop. Wow. Probably sounded more like, wow. Wow. I can't even fuck it.
Speaker: My wedding cake and cupcakes were fantastic.
Speaker: I'm so honored to have you featured at the biggest day of my life. In a previous interview about sporting the color every day, she said, I felt fabulous. I thought if wearing that much pink could make me feel fantastic, why not wear pink every day? I wanted to feel and look pretty in pink every day. I sold my car so I had enough money to leave my hometown of Houston, Texas and headed to the bright pink lights of Hollywood.
Speaker: Jesus. Well, saying anonymous Facebook user, anonymous Facebook user says, don't act like you never paid for pink things. That is true. I mean, because you were married. That's legal prostitution.
Speaker: speaking of usually it's usually you get really not on the show. Usually we bring it back. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker: Mandarin what are you talking about from fucking from it's cuz Mike resembles Thank you Yeah, I have no idea what either one of you are talking about I
Speaker: I just wish he would change his fucking name to something that was shorter. Ben Kingsley played the Mandarin. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, Iron Man. He was also in Shang -Chi. Exactly, that's why. Ben Kingsley. My bad, Tony God damn. Calm the fuck down, bro.
Speaker: Don't make me come to Georgia. You will not see me coming. I better not come to Georgia right now, so... No, I'm just kidding. No, don't go to Georgia. No, I don't care. I'm just kidding. I was only joking, but I will come to Georgia. See, that's the problem. That's all I have in the news, by the way, guys. That's the problem. Tony and I can't get together because...
Speaker: Yeah. Well, as you can, I'm in the gym and I'm trying to lose weight. All right. Don't judge me. He ultra. I see Chris. He's bloody hell. Bloody hell. Donnie's going to make fun of me because I'm making, I'm drinking mick ultra. I'm back in the gym. I'm trying to lose weight. Don't judge me. It is what it is. And they didn't have a six pack of Budweiser. Does that mean you switched to Bud Light too? No, no, no. If they would had a six pack of Budweiser, I would have got a Budweiser select.
Speaker: Yeah, Tony and I can like it together. I trained that when I was like, you know, 20. And then I... Nikki's your favorite? Really? I didn't know that. That's how long it's been since Donnie and I actually got to hang out and drink together. But, yeah, Tony and I can get together and hang out because we're gonna act
Speaker: The absolute most fool. No, no, no, no. No, we're going to act up and act out. No, we're going to act up. Tony, Tony's black. I have no chance in hell. I wasn't going to say anything, but do you carry a purse now? Wait a minute, Chris. Just saying. Tony knows he's been in enough of my lives. I've been in his life. He knows Tony and I will just act up and act out and we'll get in
Speaker: getting so much trouble with him and I get the chance to hang out together. And we both know it. We will get in so much trouble.
Speaker: But yeah, I had to, like I said, I had a couple of good stories tonight, but I had to end the news with one of those what the fuck moments. And that was... Yeah, that's a real funny story about what the fuck is. I was literally talking to a client today and she's like, are you on a podcast? I'm like, yeah. She's like, I think I've seen it. Oh, because she saw my picture in my Google. Oh, we're going to. I think I've seen you on a podcast.
Speaker: Well, hey, that means it's we're getting out. This is what we are here, boys. Tony, just so you know, I'm going to need you to come up here, and we're going to go to Cincinnati, and we'll act out in Cincinnati. Cool. I was just informed.
Speaker: And I say that cuz some jackass is gonna show you know some jackass is gonna try us you know it No, yeah, I know you said that Jeff about your client today and I got a guy It sounds so douchey to say this and I know it does but a fan who Works like two minutes down the road for me and he wants me to come in So so we can meet each other and I can meet everybody he works with and stuff
Speaker: And I just haven't got a chance to concept. Yeah. She's like, she's like the only reason you've never been my huckleberry. Yeah. Tony D approves.
Speaker: And that's high praise. I gotta say that. As somebody that goes live as often as Tony D does, that's high praise. Hashtag absolute. Hashtag absolute. No, Tony D's our boy. That's my brother, man. I don't give a damn what anybody says. That's my boy. And I got his back day one -ish. Tony, I've had Tony's back. But
Speaker: I got to find my top 10 list again. I don't know. I'm going to find it during the break. It's almost break time. Yeah, I know. During break, he's going to look for his top 10. Since Haps has not fixed their shit yet, at least to my knowledge. Let's see. Let's see what happens when I do this.
Speaker: Damn right. This is also the second break, so we've got to do a cover. I don't know if I have any cover saved. Oh, I have dreams. I have dreams saved. There you go. Well, it's just, Mike, to explain what Chris is doing, Haps used to be able to upload a video so you and I could see said video while we're talking.
Speaker: So yeah, you can watch the music video. So you'll see it kind of pop up. See how it pops up there on the screen? Exactly. But it doesn't actually play. It doesn't play? No. No worries. When we come back, when we come back from Brady, we're doing this. If they could get a fix, that would really work. Well, if they could get that fix, that would really work well with
Speaker: when we do the top fives, when we're dealing with actors, actresses. Oh, absolutely. We could really, maybe one day, we'll be able to do this professionally and throw like a five second clip of a movie or something like that, you know? Yeah. Or at least a picture of the celebrity that was there. Yeah, when we get to that level, you know, and then what the fuck news could, you know, have the picture of the story on there and, you know,
Speaker: Well, the only problem with that is you can only put so many of them on at once, if I'm not mistaken. Yeah. Well, yeah, you can only have up to 20 videos saved. So what are the weather going to be like in Ohio? I have no idea. It was like 50 today. It's going to be like 40 some degrees tomorrow. It'll probably be negative 30 and 10 feet of snow. It is 86 right now, by the way.
Speaker: No. What was it? Oh, yeah. We're getting ready to go. We're getting ready to go to break. And I need to find it. Let's go breaking. Well, I got to find out. Oh, OK. That reminds me of me, when me and Glade. How about I just go completely off script and play something totally random? Go for it. Why not? What the hell? Something totally not us. Well, me, but not us. Tony, I like you.
Speaker: Oh really? Really Tina that just extended to school? Well you guys have been getting hammered with snow. You know? You guys have been getting hammered and not in a good way. Tina's been getting snow since like... She's been getting snow since like October. And on that note
Speaker: Let's take a break. He's got that shit -eating grin on. I do. I absolutely do. I think I understand my... I may or may not get myself in trouble here. Hopefully I don't get myself in trouble. Hopefully I don't get myself in trouble. Of course I don't think I'm going to. But we're gonna take a real quick break. We'll be back in about five minutes, guys. It's not blacked out mojo.
Speaker: But sometimes I like to throw curve balls. Because that's what I do. So we will be right back after this.
Speaker: Bobby Valentino We can hear the angels calling us Even we can see the sunrise being for us And when I'm in that thing I make that party sound of me Like I got coffee I make you sing Throwing the buck in the latest trap
Speaker: She got me thinking like a daily cop Cause her uniform pants are so tight She read me my rights, she put me in a pile She caught her party lights, she said I had the right To remain silent, now I got a holler Sounding like a siren, talking bout it
Speaker: I'll make it
Speaker: And all she want me to do is fuck the police
Speaker: And after we got done, I said, lady, what's your number? She said 9 -1 -1. And Mary just said, I'm late. Yeah, doctor, perform, surgery, I don't need you. Yeah, and now I'm healed. I make the word none but head, cuffs, and heels.
Speaker: Then I beat it like a cop Fighting the king baby, yeah I beat it like a cop Heh heh, beat it like a cop Ride the king baby, say I beat it like a cop But I ain't trying to be violent But I do the time, but her love is timeless Mrs. Officer, I know you wish your name was Mrs. Carter, huh
Speaker: Mrs. Officer, Mrs. Officer Tell your lieutenant get them cups off for ya I'm kinky, my face on every morning poster I'm on it by a related cop all over That ass so big I catch a battery the whole year Hands so big you thought I told you pull it over She pulled me over, pulled me out the road Then she pulled me closer, threw me in back of the car Pull me in, cuffs start ripping my pants up
Speaker: Like a cow cow.
Speaker: Angel's calling us We should see the sunrise before us Yeah, we don't mean a thing I'll make a nice day I'll make a safe Maybe you can lock me up and throw away the key Call your sergeant and tell him you can't finish your shit Cause it's on tonight Breakfast in bed, terms of breakfast in I can't wait to get it on I wanna do it all night long
Speaker: I make you say
Speaker: I apologize. And now we're blocked on Facebook. I don't give a damn. Welcome back to Nonsenseical Nonsense. I'm sorry.
Speaker: Does Michael understand the joke? I'm just curious. No. It's not even a joke. It's the inside joke between the two of us right now. It's just something that's been running through my head the last day or stay. It needs to stay in between you two. Oh, no, no. It's something that you will find in lightning.
Speaker: enlightening. I don't know how. I mean, I feel like I lost intelligence listening to that song. Oh, no, I agree. It's not my favorite song. But but look at the smile on my man's face and tell me that it doesn't make him happy to hear that song for a specific reason. And I'm not in trouble. So yeah. Oh, really? Nice. That's good news.
Speaker: So welcome back to non -sensical nonsense, guys. I'm Glick. Mike finally got the joke. Yeah, he is, actually. 100 % he is. That's because these motherfuckers can't never keep nothing to themselves. I just didn't have to type that out. I just said it. So welcome back to non -sensical nonsense, guys. I know I threw you all a fucking curveball right there, but yeah, you'll probably learn in due time. Yes.
Speaker: Appreciate y 'all hanging out with us tonight. As I said, I'm Glick, as always, hanging out with the one and only Woke Jeff. Got my man, the big dog, the champion, the reigning, the reigning, newly crowned, starting five champion, the big dog, Mike. How's that for humble, you prick? You guys aren't already.
Speaker: If you guys aren't already, feel free to give us a follow. Give us a follow on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, the break music. That is not our normal listening. Um, but, uh, that is not our normal. That is not that that was, that was, that was, uh, for something else apparently. Um, but, uh, no, like I said, give us a not at all.
Speaker: Do not judge us by that break of bones. Do not judge us. Throw a little curveball in the mix. Yeah. But like I said, give us a follow -up on social media. I'm not going to let that song ruin my day. Jesus fucking Christ, Jeffrey. Not me. I know. He's like his twin goddamn brother. My day has been nothing but wins. My day has been nothing but wins. I got my blazer started up. I got hot water in my house. And it was above freezing.
Speaker: And I got the Crown Champion. Today's a good day. So, yes. Are you done? Not gonna lie. Are you done? Can I finish? I would hope so. I'm sorry, I pre -mature ejaculated all over the show, but you were just taking fucking forever.
Speaker: because you kept interrupting me. Didn't your mama teach you manners? Do you have no manners? You fucking savage. I grew up in the south, I'm sorry I don't have any manners. I'm gonna let you talk, I'm just gonna, you guys talk amongst yourselves, I'm just gonna go back to Snapchat, don't mind me. I'm nobody of any importance here. You just need a...
Speaker: Thank you, Tina. Thank you for the bomb. Yes, Tina, thank you. So anyways, as I was saying, if you guys aren't already, feel free to check us out on social media, at Nonsense School Nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, the Tiki Taki. Yes, we are on Tiki Taki. Not so much these guys, but this guy is on TikTok. A little bit.
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Speaker: Yes, man. You are not wrong. You're just gonna leave me hanging. As normal as you are 100 % correct. Yeah. Alright, so... I have to... Find your top 10. Where did it go is the question. You know, I ask myself that question about every fucking thing in this house. Every time I turn around,
Speaker: I literally looked for a pair of scissors yesterday. Found them. 20 minutes later, could not find them again. Yeah, yeah, small and quick. He is definitely on cloud nine, which is probably... Oh, you have no idea. Which is probably where the top 10 list is. And he could have found some miles off the cruise.
Speaker: I actually, I have no idea what my original top 10 was. So I'm just grabbing one right here. I'm just grabbing one. Might do the top 10. We're going to, we're going to go. Well, you claimed him.
Speaker: like you guys are i mean i could go back to being mopey sad no no no no no we don't do that we don't do that shit that reminds me the top 10 that i just randomly pulled out of my
Speaker: Kind of coincides a little bit with our starting five tonight. It's a little bit, a little bit. So I just pulled a random one out of my ass. It is the top 10 supersized edition. Worst songs of all time. Nice. Starting out at number 20. Starting out at number 25. What's going on? Cardi B, former stripper.
Speaker: former porn star admitted to being a criminal and drugging men and stealing from them. And now all of a sudden you're in your terrible rapper, by the way. So fuck yourself, Cardi B. But number twenty five on this list. Well, she does work. Yeah. I mean, I myself personally just put this out there. I am a big fan of a WAP. I am, too. You know, I'm not going to.
Speaker: ever judge one you know but I just it is what it is terrible song by a terrible artist and by a terrible person however and I'm not a fan of the Kardashians but uh uh the youngest Kardashian in that video looks sexy as fuck dude there's woke Jeff number 24 on this list
Speaker: Number 24 on this list, the best of both worlds, the Hannah Montana theme song. And if anybody has kids, like I do, excuse me, like I do, my oldest daughter was
Speaker: in that Hannah Montana phase because Hannah Montana was popular when she was younger and I was tortured by that goddamn show and I questioned on a regular basis, all she did was put a fucking wig on! Well, Superman just took his glasses off. It was a worse, this is where I'm going, it was a worse disguise than Clark Kent putting glasses and a suit on. Yes.
Speaker: Yes. Because. Clark Kent glasses. Either her friends are really stupid or they're blind. Yeah. I'm going to take all of you. Because not only did Clark, the persona of Clark Kent with the glasses and the suit, he also was clumsy. He was awkward. You know, he wasn't confident. So, you know, there was, it was. He hunched his mat. Yeah, he hunched his mat. He dumbed it down. So literally, he was spotted.
Speaker: So literally I mean all hit about did it hide about hit it did was put a fucking wig on yeah Anyways number 23 and I happen to like this song so it's kind of catchy but Yelvis
Speaker: What does the fox say? I love that fucking song. I'm sorry. Right? It's cuz you shit. It's stupid as shit. I like it. I fucking love that song. What does the fox say? It's literally in my get night mix for work. Right? If I'm having a shit day, get that shit on and just kind of rock it out. Yeah. Another song I kind of like that I kind of like. Another one of America's dads.
Speaker: Alan Thicke's son, Robin Thicke, with blurred lines. I like that song. I love that song. It's a good song. It's catchy. It's fun. There's two versions of the video, by the way. Yes, there is. Well, Jeff, ladies and gentlemen. Number 21 is... Can't say... That song only causes a divorce. Yeah. Well, Jeff, please. Whatever. I love blurred lines.
Speaker: Number 21 on this list. I don't know this song and I don't really care for the artist, but six nine with gum. Oh Yeah, don't care don't know it is your trash I don't think I've ever heard this song either, but I could be wrong, but Jacob Satoris coming in at number 20 with sweatshirt Yeah, never heard of it so I
Speaker: Number 19, again, never heard of this song either, but by Blood On The Dance Floor, I think I've heard of this band. Sexting. I've heard of the band. Couldn't say I've heard the song. I really, I think I've heard of the title of the song. Rats From Ghosts. That's what you do on the weekend, Mike. Come down. Yeah. Number 18, Judge Me As You Will, kind of like this song.
Speaker: I kinda like this little goofy ass fucking bastard. I respect him. Talented his shit, but Justin Bieber comes in at number 18 with boyfriend. Okay, I can see it. Let me. If I was your boyfriend... I still wanna punch him in the face, but... If we did a male version...
Speaker: Of our top five, he would have to be in there. Well, speaking of the guilty pleasures... That I would agree is a guilty pleasure. Speaking of guilty pleasures and by a female that didn't make one of her... Because I definitely want to admit that. Coming in at number 17, speaking of guilty pleasures and by a female artist who did not end up on our list, Ms. Megan Trainor.
Speaker: who, once upon a time, she was all about that bass, but then she got super skinny and was just fake as everybody else in the music industry. Is that the Future Husband song? No, it's all about that bass. I actually have a huge crush on that. I like that song. I had a huge crush on Meghan Trainor, and she was in my reserve list. Yeah, but then she kind of came in with body positivity and female power, but then she just went against everything. Yeah, a little too woke.
Speaker: Yeah, but no, it wasn't even that much. She went against everything she said and she got super skinny and then she dropped the weight. Then she did that stupid, don't you wish you were me song and basically bragging about being, you know, so you did like a body positive song about being bigger and thicker and then you completely flipped the script. Yeah, went to the opposite side of the spectrum.
Speaker: You know what happens when you flip the script that nobody hears about your stuff anymore? Because I didn't even know she did that because she's... She alienated anybody that listened to her in the first place. Number 16, if you... I like this individual, but I also like baby making music. Well, stick to time music. Tyga comes in with Stimulated. I do not know that song. I think I've heard it.
Speaker: But I also know he's got some... Yeah, yeah, Betty. She sold herself out. And that's why nobody talks about it no more. She did, yeah. That's exactly why. You know, that's why I... To me, she's still got a one -hit wonder. She's a one -hit wonder. Hmm? Well, I wouldn't say that, but yeah. The reason why... My definition of a one -hit wonder is I know one song by her. Well, we talked about both of...
Speaker: You know, because I know multiple songs, multiple songs out, but I don't know one of his by heart. Yeah. But awesome. Really? Yeah. I don't know the Ninja rap from Ninja Turtles. I know Ninja rap, but I don't know it by heart. Like I know ice ice baby. Yeah. I can quote to the silver number, number, number 15 on this list. Again, they're going after my heart here. Not that Bieber went after my heart, but this one does kind of go after my, my heart.
Speaker: My number one pick and our latest starting five, Aqua Barbie girl. How can anybody not like that song? Right. It's cute. You know what? That, that song actually has staying power. Yeah. Because every time it like disappears, it shows up on a movie or TV show. Exactly. Or it becomes a thing, a trend on Tik TOK. And then it goes back to the top of the list. It's, it's almost like Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.
Speaker: Everybody said that song flopped. And because of Wayne's World and all that, it just came back, and it's unstoppable now. You know? No, I disagree with that. Barbie Girl? No. No, that's... It doesn't belong on the list. I agree with Wicked. It doesn't belong on the list.
Speaker: Number 14, Miss Riri herself. Miss Riri herself, Rihanna. Not a big fan of this song. I am a big fan of Rihanna. I think she's amazingly talented and I love her voice. But Burtakeake came in at number 14. I don't know that song. Have you heard Shy Ronnie?
Speaker: with Andy Samborg and Rihanna. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking cracks me up every time. Yeah. Well, coming in at number 13, and I feel like this should be way the fuck higher since it's on the list, but everybody's favorite purple dinosaur, Barney, with the I Love You song. I love you. I love you. You love me. Take that, you're one. Oh, sorry. I'm out.
Speaker: Another band coming at number 12 that I've never heard of probably TikTok song PP cocaine with DD LG Never heard of it. I have no idea a lot of letters in there. Yeah, there's a lot of letters in number Yeah, there was the damn the fucking name of the band was DD LG
Speaker: There was two D's, double D's. That was the jam. They weren't even. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't either. My hip pops. I love that song. Not. Damn. You were throwing up screw up of those. Get the knot. But that song. Pops in his truck jamming out to pee pee cocaine.
Speaker: number 11 another song that i like i guess you could call it guilty pleasure but uh soldier boy with crank dad i love that fucking song yeah right yeah i can't tell you i i can't tell you well i i can't tell you i cannot tell you guys how many countless times i i can
Speaker: I could do the dance. I don't know if I still can. I don't know if I still can do the dance, but I used to be able to do the dance. And I can't tell you guys how many countless times in the club being the only white guy on the hip hop side, dancing in the crowd and having a ball. And, you know, so I like that song. I don't think I don't. I don't think it's really happy. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: A couple honorable mentions before we get into the top 10 for you guys. We got Gail with A -B -C -D -E -F -U, which is TikTok, all over TikTok. I love that song. I love that song. I have to hear it to know what it is. We also got as a...
Speaker: That should be like Glick's theme song mantra song right now. That's an amazing song. And that is my personal mantra song right now too. And I will be singing that song on February 7th. Nice. Well, a country artist did a second verse of that song that I like better than the actual song.
Speaker: But coming in at another honorable mention, a band that I like, I think they're severely overrated. They're underrated, or not overrated, underrated. They're a underrated super group, if you will. And let me actually pull them up. No, no, I said a super group. You know what a super group is, right? Right, Tina? I was being right with you. It's sarcastic.
Speaker: I mean, that song is awesome. But the damn Yankees, coming in as an honorable mention, would come again. And the damn Yankees consisted of Tommy Shaw, Ted Nugent, Michael Cartier -Lone, and I know I fucking butchered that, and Jack Blades.
Speaker: So again, quote, unquote, super grew. You know, Tommy Shaw from Styx, Jack Blades from Night Ranger, Ted Nugent of obviously we all know. Ted Nugent. And the other guy that I won't butcher his name again. But he was in Leonard Skinner. He was the drummer for Leonard Skinner. Michael. So they come in with a little honorable mention. I like Damn Yankees. They got that song high enough.
Speaker: coming in number 10 for the second time on this list again I
Speaker: I might be a fan of this guy and not realize that I am, but Justin Bieber with Never Say Never. I like this song. I like that one he does on TikTok that everybody does on TikTok. You're perfect. No, it's the one that chick with the llamas, what the fuck is it called? Yeah, that one.
Speaker: Coming in number coming coming coming in number nine This band was fucking obnoxious and they completely Just Metallica shit on sorry. Well, they are but yes, no, you're not you're not wrong This band just kind of shit on boy bands all over the place You know the history of boy bands one direction with what makes one direction. I
Speaker: Stay by Justin Bieber. I don't like One Direction. Coming in at number eight. I couldn't name a single song. Coming in at number eight on this list. I like this song. It's a catchy little ditty. But by Psy, Gangnam Style. I like that song. Yeah. It's a catchy little ditty.
Speaker: Uh, another, uh, coming to number seven, uh, another tick tock crazy song. Uh, Cilento with that watch me. Yeah. If you heard it, you know what it is. Yeah. Uh, I kind of like this song too. I kind of like this group. Uh, number six LMFAO with sexy and I know it, they brought the shuffle back. Yes. My vote is new kids on the block. Right. Who doesn't like new kids on the block?
Speaker: No. They brought the shuffle back. I don't know this song either. It's funny, have you seen the video with Wilmer Valmarama in it? It cracks me up every time. The video is from sexy and I know it. Sexy and I know it. Watch the video. The guy that played Fez from that 70s show said that. Oh really? Yeah. It's hilarious. Anonymous Facebook user is looking at us. That's Becca. That's Becca.
Speaker: I know this band and they have a song that I like but they come in number five with the Chainsmokers hashtag selfie. I don't know this song. Yes, you do. Let me take a selfie. Is that the Chainsmokers? That's the Chainsmokers. It's David Hasselhoff is in the video and it's literally just shit tons of selfies. What did you guys sing, Joe? Sex hate or not. Let me take a selfie.
Speaker: It's me watching y 'all kill this nice. Well number number four. She was on Mike's list But she comes in number four Nicki Minaj Again, I like Nicki Minaj and here's the thing that kills me about Nicki Minaj is that if you go back to her first couple albums? Before she really got into the rap Yes, Nicki Minaj
Speaker: That woman can sing. Well, I tell you what, she's got a beautiful voice on her and she can sing. And her first couple albums, she was doing like the singing and rapping combined. And it was so good. Yeah. And then she just went. The one that she does, I can't remember what it's called, but it's like the video, it's, it's, she's in. Like she's a geisha and it's got Michael. She's in the Caribbean. She's in the, you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker: She's like, that one was good. What was it called? Black Widow? She was in the song Black Widow. That was with What's Her Face, the chick from Australia. That's My Bitch. I can't remember her name. She did the song with the list. She did Glamour. Yeah. She did Mediocre. I love that fucking song. Mediocre. I like Mediocre.
Speaker: Iggy Azalea. Iggy, thank you. Iggy. Number three, I can agree with this. This song was obnoxious when it came out. Why it got so popular, I do not know and I will never understand, but Miss Rebecca Black with Friday. It's Friday, Friday. You know it. My naked day, wind day. Shut up. Coming in on the list again.
Speaker: in the top five. No, in the top five, again, Miss Nicki Minaj with Stupid Hope. Can't agree with that. I thought it was going to be anaconda. And coming in for a record setting three times in one list with the number one worst song of all time, the Canadian export himself.
Speaker: Justin, Huggin' Bieber with Baby. Baby, baby. I don't know. My personal number one worst song of all time would be Drake's Self Owned Bling. My personal number one worst song of all time is anything you put on your starting five from Saturday. You like that? You like that?
Speaker: Sounds like someone that a loser looks at. I'm looking up that song that I can't remember what it is. But that's OK. I'm trying to look up that song with Nicki Minaj where she's in like Turks and Caicos. Let's see. Jesus Christ, this woman's put out a lot of fucking videos. Yeah.
Speaker: That one that she did with, uh, that one that she did, uh, no, the one she did with ludicrous was pretty good. Um, it was a bad bitch or bad. I love that. Yeah. I think it's called soundly alarm. She didn't, she didn't close up a good,
Speaker: I'll be right back. I'm going to find some truth. Yeah, that's called Sound the Alarm, or Pound the Alarm. Pound the Alarm by Nicki Minaj. That's on. My wife, when Nicki Minaj first came onto the scene, my wife literally just, I think the first million views that Nicki Minaj had was my wife.
Speaker: But yeah, I mean, she's the ladies. The ladies have brought up a very good point. How is Baby Shark not on that list? Yeah, that's a good question. Let me make a list. I just wrote the list. No, yeah, but my thing with Baby Shark all comes down to one thing. It's catchy, and kids love it.
Speaker: Which reminds me, Chris, you and I were talking about my game. One of the mods that I have on the game, the horn for the said truck, is Baby Shark. And it cracks me up every time. I literally just ride around hitting the horn. I agree with Betty. Baby Shark would have hit him. I don't have a problem with Baby Shark. I mean, anything about Katy Perry, I understand. I didn't even know Katy Perry did that song. She doesn't.
Speaker: What song? I'm just saying Katy Perry. I don't know who does. There's only like maybe two songs of Katy Perry that I actually like. Wide Awake and Alien was, or E .T. was like my favorites that she did. I like those two. I like Roar and I like the, what's the Fireworks? Roar was fun. Fireworks, yeah. I like that.
Speaker: Like everything she made that movie and then broke up with my man Russell Brand
Speaker: I respect him because he's honest. I respect him. I don't agree with him. I respect him. He's very left, but he leans middle. So I like him. Yeah. If he can sit down with a great hero and actually have a conversation, I'm good. That's impressive. Yeah. And he's been on Chris's favorite show. I thought that movie did was
Speaker: I thought that movie did with Adam's. Yeah, Joe Rogan. Oh, yeah, Joe Rogan.
Speaker: No, you know, the really good movie Russell Brandon is in, is, uh, that forget -and -say -in -the -neighborhood, beautiful day in the neighborhood. Won't you be mine? I have yet to see that movie with Tom Hanks, and I'm curious. Have you guys seen it? That movie will make you cry. Really? I'm afraid of that. That's why I haven't watched it. It's on Prime, and I'm like, ugh. And Papa Glick, Mr. Rogers,
Speaker: is an icon. Fucking goddamn American icon and national treasure. National treasure. Who? Tom Hanks. Mr. Rogers. Mr. Rogers. Fuck Tom Hanks. Mr. Rogers. Fuck Tom Hanks. Me and Jeff. I'm not against Tom Hanks in general, but Mr. Rogers has never done anything wrong in his life. Um, um, um, um, um, um.
Speaker: I'm really kind of considering fighting both of you right now. Hey, no, don't get wrong. I just watched... Really? How? Tom Hanks can go back to the island with the beach ball and... No, what the fuck? I just watched... I just watched... What is your fucking deal with Tom Hanks, dude? He thinks he was on Epstein's plane. Oh, I didn't even know about that. I didn't even know about that. Oh, really? My problem is because of...
Speaker: And my problem with Tom Hanks is we didn't Tim Allen. What are you doing to Tim Allen? He's, I don't give a, he's fucking forced. Go. I like just watched. Just like, just like. You got mad. Yeah. I hold Tom Hanks in the same regard as I hold
Speaker: as I hold Billy Bob Thornton. Because I don't care what Billy Bob Thornton ever does, he will always be Sling Blade to me. And Tom Hanks will always be Forrest Gump to me. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I have to call bullshit on that because Tom Hanks to me will always be the guy from Volunteers with John Candy.
Speaker: Oh, you're always going to be. I don't know all his great movies. Apollo 13 or Apollo 13. And same. I mean, we could we could debate. We could we could debate. Tom Hanks. Well, there's a good list. Simple facts of the matter is I'm not going to argue with you. I'm not going to disagree with you. But there's to me, Tom Hanks is. To me, Tom Hanks is always going to make some good movies.
Speaker: Yeah, so I'm going to go to my butt. Have you seen Sully big? No, my daughter did. She was obsessed with that movie. He did that movie. So can I agree big really? Oh, it was awesome buddies. No, it was spies and espionage and it's something to do with the wall. Charlie Wilson's Lord.
Speaker: Charlie's Wilson's War was like a eye opener. I was like, what? Yeah, right. I just didn't like that movie. It's too, it's too, um, uh, you might actually like it. Chris, it's historical. It's got, it's got Charlie Wilson's war. It's got, Phillips Seymour Hall, eventually Roberts, Tom Hanks, and somebody else.
Speaker: The funniest joke that Tom Hanks ever said was in the movie, catch me if you can and it goes like this, knock knock. Say it, go fuck yourself. You have to do it with Chris's favorite accent because he has an accent in the movie. You have to do it with Chris's favorite accent, go fuck yourself.
Speaker: The Boston exit. Because Chris loves Boston. Don't even get me started. Which is why Chris's favorite movie is The Town. Don't piss me off. Don't piss me off. This is why Chris's favorite movie is The Town with Ben Affleck and Jeremy Renner. You know what? I do like that movie. I think I did hear him say something about how much he loves the Bruins as well.
Speaker: Yes. Ooh. Ooh, them fighting words. Them's fighting words. I won't even go that far. You know what, Michael? You know what, Michael? I won't even go that far. Ooh.
Speaker: across the line, sir. Yeah, that's that's across the fucking line. 25 years. Can I can I go back to the other side? As a guy who grew up a Pittsburgh Penguins fan and and then when we got the blue jackets in Columbus,
Speaker: at the year after we graduated, and I'm a Blue Jackets fan. You crossed the line, sir. You crossed the goddamn line because I hate Boston sports. And as a Cleveland Cavaliers fan, fuck you Boston Celtics. And as a football fan in general,
Speaker: Fuck you, Bill Belichick. Not you, Tom Brady. You're a saint and you're a beautiful man. And I want to kiss your face. But fuck you, Bill Belichick, and fuck you, New England Patriots. Tom Brady holds a special part of my heart because he was a Wolverine. And I still have my Tom Brady, Michigan Wolverines jersey in my closet. Would he be in the top five list of men that Glick would go gay for?
Speaker: Yes, Ryan Reynolds is number one. Well, Ryan Reynolds and Kevin Costner are one and two, so. Yes, number three. And you want to talk about it? If Tom Brady brought it, if Tom Brady, wow, this is going to put me out there. Yeah? I'm sorry for anybody who may hear this. This is going to drop on his knees and be like, boom, boom, boom, boom. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. First of all, I'll never be a bottom in a second. I'll be like, Tom Brady, I love you and everything.
Speaker: I have boundaries, you're my bitch. But if Tom Brady knocked on my door right now and he said, I want you to kiss me on the mouth, I'd be like, it's not really my thing, but okay. Can we put it on TikTok? First of all, Tom Brady, have you seen your wife? Have you seen me and have you seen your wife? No, I do. I love Tom Brady. He's one of my favorite football players.
Speaker: And he does because he was a Michigan guy. He's got a special special spot in my heart. So I have nothing ill to say about any player of any sport just because I don't watch. So. But I do have my goats. Which is Mayweather. OK, that's a lie, Jeff, because there's a certain quarterback that I know you hate.
Speaker: I doubt it. Oh, I don't. You know, you know, my favorite quarterback is Shane Falco's. Oh, dude, I watched that movie last night. Good movie. Fucking excellent movie. Who's the quarterback on the mic? The Replacements. I can't remember his name. He, he, he, he, he says something and then Nike takes off shit.
Speaker: You know, Colin Kaepernick. Yes, I agreed. But not because of his ability to play sports. He wasn't that great either. He wasn't that great. But we really don't know, because he's the only quarterback that's more famous for what he's done off the field than what he's done on the field. How LeBron James is doing. Facts. Facts. Yeah. Facts.
Speaker: I don't get to say that very often when Jeff speaks back. Yes. No, but Jeff, I feel like he burned it. Shane Falco is the greatest quarterback ever. Like, might even be better than Brady. Yeah, I was watching that movie last night. It was another reason. There was another reason I was up so late last night. One of the reasons I was up so late last night.
Speaker: No, no, no, no. Jesus Christ. See, I have my own sound effects board. This hand sanitizer is awesome. I was looking on Prime. I was looking on Prime because I'm thinking about getting the MGM package as well because it's only like three bucks.
Speaker: And some of the movies on there, I'm not a big sports guy, but I love a good sports movie. And they have that. I know, that's what blows my mind about you, Jeff. No, because I don't give a shit about sports, but it's the story behind it. What's the fucking... Oh my God.
Speaker: Son of a bitch, I forgot the name of the movie. It's literally one of my favorite Charlie Sheen movies, with Rick Wild Thing Vaughn. Uh. That's Major League. Oh, Major League. Boys. I love those movies. Boys, I just want to say, this show has been a whole lot of fun.
Speaker: Now that we're done with everything, we're only filling up the last 30 minutes. Yeah, no, we're actually ahead of time. We're allowed to. We're allowed to. Yeah, no. And literally, and I refuse to take any flack for this, but the greatest sports movie of all time. And Chris, and if you haven't seen this movie, damn you, sir. Draftacles?
Speaker: No, you already know I have it. You already know I have a syndrome. I'm telling you, that movie is fucking amazing. Angels in the Outfield. What? Mighty Ducks. How do you not like Angels in the Outfield?
Speaker: So what? I'm too old for this shit. I'm too old for this shit. I actually have never... Mighty Douse was good, too. Mighty Douse was good back in the day. It doesn't really hold up. It does, but it seems to me... What's he talking about? I'm watching the TV show right now. I'm watching a TV show. Is the show any good? Yeah, is the show any good? Yeah, it's actually pretty good. Is the show any good? Yeah. It's actually pretty good. I have fun watching it. Slapstick. Slapstick's good. Amelia Azadez.
Speaker: The mighty dog's man himself is in it. It's interesting. Really? I'm not going to have to check it out. Yeah, it's interesting. Every time I think of Emilio Estevez, I think of that movie Night at the Roxbury. Yeah, and he was like.
Speaker: We've seen Emilio Estevez or whatever. He tips his hat. Emilio! Emilio! Every time I see Emilio Estevez, and this will seriously put a date on all our ages, every time I see Emilio Estevez, I think of one movie and one movie only, and then I think of this second movie, I think of The Breakfast Club.
Speaker: and then I think... Oh yeah, Breakfast Mode. I was gonna say Breakfast Mode. And my third, my third favorite, immediately after this movie, Loaded Weapon 1. I was gonna say number three would be Young Guns. No, I'm talking comedy. I was never a fan of Young Guns, but I think I had a, I think there might be a personal reason why I never liked Young Guns.
Speaker: Anyways, what's your personal? Yeah, you can't just say that and glaze by it That is a great movie and then young guns do Like Bon Jovi not only did the entire soundtrack, but I believe that he directed it and wrote it. Yeah because I had shot down What are the personal reasons?
Speaker: There was, it was, it was somebody's favorite movie. Who the fuck that bitch? My name is. You can't fuck that bitch. Everybody, everybody. Oh, don't worry, everybody. Don't worry, everybody else is. Oh, for fuck's sake. Jesus. You can't, you can't, you can't.
Speaker: You can't let somebody like that ruin a movie. Those are great movies. I mean, one of the best lines in that movie was Billy the Kid pointing that gun at a old dude. And he said, I'll make you famous. And then when he did the whole, when they were in the shootout, and he yelled at old boy, and he was like, I can't remember what the guy's name was, but he was like, you're not there. How many you got? And then he started.
Speaker: I love those movies. Those are my favorite movies, man. I love those goddamn movies. I haven't seen them in a long time. No, but I was looking at the MGM and there's movies on there that I haven't even thought about in years. One of said movies being a movie that was huge when it first came out. I remember seeing the trailer for this movie is Throw Mama from the Train with Billy Crystal, Danny DeVito and the woman from Goonies.
Speaker: I remember. Yeah. Mama. Yeah. Mama. What? Oh my God. What was, what was, what was, uh, yeah. What was it? She screwed. What the hell was his name? She screams and she caused him. He spills her tea after he puts rat poison in it. And she's like, okay, stupid. She's, she's the most unattractive woman, but she was an amazing actress.
Speaker: Yeah, she was... Billy Crystal is... Billy Crystal's just hilarious. Citi Slickers, The Princess Bride. I love... Oh. I've seen The Princess Bride more times than any man should. I love that movie. To the point where my son... My son... I can't remember. As you wish. Oh yeah, it was Owen. It was Owen. Owen! Owen! Owen!
Speaker: I fucking love that movie. And I literally, I was sitting there talking about Wi -Fi, I said, I think I'm gonna get MGM too. She goes, really? You're gonna spend more money. I said, but look, they got throw mom from the train, they got young guns. I'm literally rattling off all these movies and she's like, I've never heard of any of them.
Speaker: Would all the James Bond movies be that because it James I believe I well, I'm I literally haven't bought it yet. So it's just especially give you like 50 which were To Sean Connery, which if I was in that place Sean Connery would have been my number one Well, that was gonna be my next question says the ultimate James Bond Sean Connery
Speaker: Richard Dawson. What's the guy's name? The worst one I can remember his name. It's like just a thrown argument. The worst one was the underwear model that lied to get a James Bond movie. Who's that? He only did one. Oh. He wasn't even British. Jesus. I don't know. I think British Broadway did a good job. Sean Connery's not even British. No, he's Scottish.
Speaker: No, he's Scottish, but James Bond was Scottish. Did he know you were James Bond? Well, the funny thing about Sean Connery and James Bond is Sean Connery hated the character. Hated the character. And then he came back middle -aged. He's too clean. He's too clean. And he never gets hurt.
Speaker: The Daniel Craig versions? I think he's killing it. I think it's awesome. Because he takes a little... He's actually my least favorite James Bond. Really? Even what's the guy's name? What, Octopussy and All Them? I couldn't tell you. Roger Moore. Roger Moore, yeah. Roger Moore. I would gladly watch any Roger Moore movie over a Daniel Craig.
Speaker: over a Daniel Craig. You know what he did to James Bond? He took a formula. He took a formula and fucking threw it all away. No, but that was the problem with James Bond. That was the problem with James Bond. James Bond could take like 14 punches and not even have a scratch on him. That was Sean Connery's problem with James Bond. The best movie that
Speaker: The best movie that Daniel Craig did was Casino Royale, and the best scene that he was when he was in that torture scene, and he was getting slapped. In the nuts. Yeah. But everything else was down the hill. Well, that opening scene in the first stand of Craig, James Bond, where the dude's doing parkour, holy shit, that's badass. They're running through that construction site and shit. Yeah, it's not James Bond. It's not James Bond.
Speaker: Agree to disagree. That's alright, you know. You sound, you sound, you sound... Did Daniel show us on the doll where Daniel quite touched you? He touched you and hurt you. Good lord. You are feeling all sorts of way about Daniel.
Speaker: Yeah, you are you are feeling all sorts of your cookie No, I like Daniel Craig and the girl with a dragon dragon tattoo and I like them in a movie I liked him in I liked him in knives out And all that shit. I guess he's not He's he's not he's not He's he's not a good chance fun. It's all yours. Oh, I
Speaker: Speaking of here's here's Brosnan was the last series movies is Did you see the? The Kingsman Series, yes the first two. Yes. They're making a new one. The new one is is yeah the originals So it's like yeah, I want to see backstory time. I loved him. I thought it was yeah, I want to see
Speaker: I was very impressed. It was fun. It was fun. I'm singing John Denver right before he blows up. Cracks me up every time. That was crazy. Oh, yeah. That was like, yeah. That was like the best parts for John Denver. A British man says John Denver. There's nothing more funnier than that shit. Yeah. In the back and forth on the radio, like with, that was such an iconic part. He's like, yeah.
Speaker: That cracks me up. I actually have that song on my playlist. I'm singing that. And when that became a trend on TikTok, I was like, I was like, yes. Right? Believe it or not, as sad as it sounds, the only reason that my kids know that song is because of that movie. And I'm like, oh, I failed as a father.
Speaker: You're the reason why Father's Day is the worst holiday. So you got a chance to start a never. I think I want to turn for the worst. No, I like... Chris, can you grab this knife out of my bag? Jesus Christ. Right? I'm sick of when we're in position. There it is. Sing! I can't. We already got beat in our face. Don't move.
Speaker: You move. We die. A minute thirty -four. This spray. Give me the gun. Mission comes fast. This is sexy. This is no time for emotion or maybe of training.
Speaker: Now get on with it. Do as you talk. Move it. Go on. It's coming up. It's been an honor. Good luck.
Speaker: And it's like 2 minutes and 15 seconds in. Yeah. I don't know. This don't give you chills. I don't know. It does.
Speaker: I wanted to do this so bad on TikTok. I just had nothing cool with your weapon. I couldn't think of it. Yeah, me neither. Oh, wait a minute. I didn't. West Virginia. West Virginia. No, I didn't. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia
Speaker: Singing? Singing? Christ taught them all. I know that we might not be able to see it in someone else. We're all alone. You guys are killing it because you're out of the way.
Speaker: I hope we got a situation in here. Take me home. Take me home. Take me home. Take me home. Take me home.
Speaker: He steps off that landmine. Mama Glick, you know Jeff talks to the movies. Actually, my wife yells at me if I've seen the movie a bunch of times. The Princess Bride, for example. My son and I watch that movie. That movie is one of the most portable movies.
Speaker: Inconceivable! You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. My son will literally recite the movie as it's played through the first, all the way to the end of the movie. And my wife's like, well, you guys don't know what I'm talking about! Mowich! Mowich! Mowich! Okay. That is 100 % correct, James. Well, with that being said... Yes.
Speaker: That is the end of the show. I'm in it. Jeff's not in it. I'm in it because I need to go eat. I'm not eating yet today. I got trainees sitting out in the kitchen waiting for me. Um, yeah, so I'm going to end the show. Excellent. It's Wednesday. No, that would be, uh, Carolina.
Speaker: this. Anyways, appreciate you guys hanging out tonight. It's been a fun show. We've had fun. Welcome to everybody who was new hanging out with us tonight. Uh, those of you who come back and hung out in the chatters box as always, we appreciate you guys. Uh, we will be back Saturday night at 8 PM for a brand new episode. We got a new starting five that we will be drafting, uh, which is going to be a lot of work. I can't throw that together in 10 minutes before the show. I probably could actually,
Speaker: But anyways, if I can get Mike to shut the fuck up and let me get through this.
Speaker: But I won't attempt it. I'll actually work on it. But if you guys aren't already... Big name actor, actor or actress. But yeah, definitely appreciate you guys hanging out. Appreciate you guys chatting in the chatters box, as always.
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Speaker: All right, but - Good night, Mama Glick. Thank you for coming in. I lost my train of thought. So yeah, like I said, go give us a follow, go give us a like, and go give us a share. Let us know what you think. Comment. Hit us up in the comments. Hit us up in the messenger. You know, let us know. These assholes won't respond because they don't do anything. But I will respond because I do everything. And I'm Glick, and I'm the greatest of all time. Three in a row champion and starting five. Humble. Humble Glick. Humble Glick. Humble Glick. Get your service, folks. Humble Glick. Yes.
Speaker: So, and you can also email us if you'd like to. After you get done giving us, what? Yeah, WWGD. After you get done giving us the like and giving us the follow, giving us the share, giving Mike and Jeff the old double thumbing, feel free to email us if you'd like. And Nonsense, go nonsense podcast at gmail .com.
Speaker: Jeffrey, Michael, love you guys. I appreciate y 'all hanging out with me for another awesome show. We're going to end this the only way. I don't know. We know how it was definitely some nonsensical nonsense on this show today. Every episode, every episode is what we bring in some nonsense schools. Every episode has its own dumpster fire. Don't, don't forget every, uh, catches every Wednesday, 6 PM and every Saturday.
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Speaker: I'm hoping one day that they hear me announce their music and then they come back to Ohio and they let me do stage announcements. How cool would that fucking be? That would be awesome. That would be really... You want to talk about a make -a -wish? You want to talk about a make -a -wish? Dude! Play it on motherfuckers!
Speaker: Technology.
Speaker: She blows the bones into the fire in darkness and tears Please let me out of your head I'll be here until the day she said I know I'm not going to make this act of the sky
Speaker: Swimming in the field Give me a new blood Maybe you're gonna love you Around the woods a thousand eyes look on and she starts to feel
Speaker: There was a smile on the face of you, please. It's at last, dude. Yeah. Blood ran down. Touching, she's dead.
Speaker: Do you have any web kind? No man like something sharp something like I can stab defend myself with I've got some sharp titter combo Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm gonna borrow your bug spray and I
Speaker: Can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh, yeah, bathroom key. Alright. Ah, I got your bad giant sickle. Right there. Make sure you bring that back. And that'll be $13 .62. And I'm gonna have to have the exact same, so we're in a coin shortage at the moment. Sheesh.
Speaker: for a life here or something. It ain't even a set. Yeah, he's not a Zippo. I'm sorry. No, Zippos are like 20 votes. Or, like, mine was... Well, I'm all over in the sky. Take this sacrifice. I won't live forever. No, spirit in the air. Kill me on your blood. Make me the god like you.
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: I'm all alone in the sky Take these sacrifice I won't live forever
Speaker: Deuces! Deuces! Thanks a lot for listening, guys. We'll see y 'all Saturday night for a brand new episode. We outta here. Hit em with it one more time, Jeffrey. Deuces! Peace out!
