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Speaker: What is going on everybody? Happy motherfucking Saturday night ladies and gentlemen. Hopefully you're having a good weekend That's right. This is Saturday night. You know what that means
Speaker: It is Saturday. I like it. It's Saturday. and you And you know what that means.
Speaker: Hey, y 'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are short. The box is full. My bottle of glue's topped off. from My helmet's on tight, baby. We bought the rhythm with the tism. Let's get with it. Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches. but What, baby?
Speaker: i mean worried i taste like i knew we were mis something something so i didn't do it You know, I actually had it ready to go in case you forgot and then you forgot and I was like, no! You know, you have to excuse me. I'm a little off today, but I knew I was like, man, something just doesn't feel right. I can't kick the show off. I haven't been told to to suck a dick and eat an asshole. Isn't It is and ain't going to suck itself. I'm just saying. Anyways, welcome to nonsensical nonsense, everybody. What's going on? Hopefully, you guys are having a good weekend. He's Jeff. I'm Glick. We're rocking at old school. We're rocking at old school nonsensical nonsense for you. It's been a while just since it's been you and me tonight. Yeah, it has been it has been a little bit since we've done a
Speaker: Um, an old school, uh, a nonsensical nonsense, uh, show with just the two of us, but, uh, nonetheless, nonetheless, yeah, we were good. We started this, this, this, this fuckery a long time ago. We can rock it out. Um, if you're not already coming up about four years, by the way, yeah, we're like three and almost three and a half. Yeah. We just celebrated. Oh, no, not even three and a half. I said, we just celebrated three years back in what was it? Yeah. But in November. Isn't it November 4? We're only in June, buddy. No, no. 4 will be April. Next April is 4. Oh, OK. Oh, sorry. ah I don't even know what day it is. I just know it's Saturday. This is why we got a divorce. I've keep forgetting our anniversary. My bad, it comes late. You dumb son of a bitch. Now, um but if you're thinking of nonsensical nonsense,
Speaker: We not only did we create the nonsensical nonsense brand, Jeff and I, well, I created, but Jeff was there. He's like my co -creator. We also created this little thing called the nonsensical network. And you guys should totally check it out. We are on all social media, Facebook, Instagram, X and tick tack. We also do shows Monday through Sunday on a live shows. Mind you on Facebook, YouTube, Twitch and X. And if you can't miss or if you can't catch one of our shows live, you can listen wherever you listen to podcasts on because They're all on all the major podcasting platforms. Before you before you continue, clarify. It's not us. There's a group of us. getting us yeah cause i mean um down I can't do seven days a week. yeah just still go page Just calm down, pump the brakes. I got this. It is all, I've done our physical network, or you can simply go to bio dot .link slash non -sensical network and you're going to find all those links.
Speaker: Now, as Jeff just said, it is not just Jeff and I seven nights a week. Monday nights is men caring for men. It's a men's mental health show hosted by myself ah and Connor and Jarvis is there with us as well. Tuesday nights is Jeff's garage hosted by Jeff and he's usually got Benji with him sometimes blazing is there as well. Wednesday nights is what the fuck news hosted by myself. Jeff is there. Connor's there and Jarvis is there. There's a, there's a theme here. I was going to say, there's no other thing though. Thursday nights is talking shit. That's Mark and Brian. They're usually doing interviews or something or they got something going on on talking shit.
Speaker: Uh, but they're on Thursday nights, Friday nights, this guy's back with clicks house of music. If you miss last night's show, well, that's all right. it's helping I actually watched it. Not only is it up on, on YouTube, you can watch the replay there, but it is also up on the platforms. I went on ahead and uploaded it today. Uh, we had a good show. All things considered. I'll get into that here in a few minutes. Saturday nights is this year's show. The foundation of the nonsensical network, nonsensical nonsense. We do our things unhinged, unapologetic, comedy based. We're having fun. We're hanging out. We're shooting a ship. We put it with it. We add a twist to it, Jeffrey. And that twist is, it's the open door challenge. If you'd go ahead and drop that link for me, that'd be greatly appreciated. Thank you, sir. The link is in the chatters box. If you guys are feeling extra froggy and you want to come on board, well, hit that link and come on in. We just ask that you turn the camera on and you put your pecker away. and You don't put it away. You just don't put it on camera.
Speaker: Well, and now on Sundays we do have a new show that'll be starting soon hosted by Jarvis Or Jaravicii as we call him here at the network It'll be a split show, but that's all I can tell you about it I come kind of digging the name. no I don't, we don't know the name. We don't talk um we talked about a little bit on Wednesday. I think, I think he hasn't fully decided on the name, but the the options you guys, came I like them all. yeah I'm glad im right like he likes the name. I was, I was fucking around the other night and put a little logo together and he was like, that's actually a really bad ass click. And I was like,
Speaker: Oh, I was just, I could do better, you know, but it was it's still last more than five minutes. Yeah. nonetheless I think it's still for what he's going to do. I think it's still a really cool logo. Uh, but so that's the lineup Monday through Sunday, seven different shows, seven different styles of show, seven days. Not every show is going to be for everybody, but at least you might be able to find something that you do. Like we do have a, I know.
Speaker: In all seriousness, what genre don't we cover? That's right. Don't worry. I'll wait because you can't think of anything. We cover it all. We pretty much cover it all. We got all bases covered. I mean, it is 100%. There's 100 % something for everybody. If you don't like it, well, I don't want to tell you. It is a yeah it is a network of shows, not a network of channels, but a network of shows. So we have different shows every night of the week. You don't have to watch the same thing repeated verbatim almost on 18 channels.
Speaker: Some people call and call themselves the network. I won't mention any names. Well, we can do a super collab too. But um I will say, you know last night, speaking of Clicks House of Music, I had john John Thomas Moore on there. like I got to apologize to him. um I was not at 100%, but I didn't want to cancel on him. I was feeling like complete ass last night. And actually, as soon as we got off the show, I spent the next 12, 13 hours throwing up. so that was yeah i was gonna say you know you got a little stomach bug thing going i think uh you should have a six pack by monday i think so right you're saying because as we were talking before the show you want to talk about the best workout for your abs ever just take some ipi cack and you'll be good yeah i'll have my summer hell
Speaker: Yeah, I will have my summer bod by Monday. That bikini body out there. Yeah. And no, I don't want to see those pictures. Oh, you and a little bikini. Oh, no, no, no, no. Not only do you get the workout, but you're also not eating. So that's going to happen. What are you doing? And it just comes right back up. Yeah, it's it's not a good. So, you know, you know, you know, um um I'm 42. I've thrown up a lot in my life. I've thrown up a lot of shit. not to be gross or anything like that. I will probably say in all, in all honesty, I discovered one of the worst things to throw up and and I hope I never throw it up again in my life. Snickers bar from 1986. Well, that would be pretty bad. I'm sure, I'm sure it came out and because it would be interesting if I still had a Snickers bar from 1986. No, I can salt team crackers. Really? Oh yeah. A clump. Ooh. So and it's like,
Speaker: ah It's like that's pain. It kind gets caught and your're you're you're dry. Yeah. no Am I wrong? Would you rather throw up a bunch of stuff or dry heat? I will throw up everything in my kitchen because driving is the fucking worst. Dry heaving is the absolute worst. ah What's going on, Shatters? but so Yeah, I saw that. I laughed during the ah intro. Benji said that. I was dying. I was like, you know what? We'll just take it off the hinges. Don't worry. That's what the night's about. Yeah. Yeah, fuck that door. We don't need a door. Let's go, Jarveeshi. We don't have a door. We we have those 70s beats.
Speaker: No, we don't. You you know how frustrating and infuriating those things are when you're like, Oh, no. don't Are you getting caught? yeah and And then you had to burn them off. I'm walking. Well, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I've like all sudden stuck and it's caught your beard. a
Speaker: Just look like small thing coming out. real the But you can click that link. Tough guy. Yeah, come on us up. What's up, boys? Yeah, no. So that's that's how ah that's how that's how my night went. I do want to apologize to John because we we did have a good show. We had a good interview. It was his first ever interview. you know I'm still impressed about the room, dude. he he he's done He said he's done some things on the radio before, but it's usually like, you know, they ask the standard questions and then he plays a song or he plays a song or two and he's in and out of there in a couple of minutes. But he said he's never done anything like what we did last night and took him out of his comfort zone because as he told me, leading up to the interview, you know, I'm more comfortable on stage with my guitar singing rather than than talking. So, but he's,
Speaker: Another another young guy talk for days don't make me don't make me fucking play guitar ah Yeah, super talented young guy got his head on right, you know, he's a little bit of a wild card I think he yeah he portrays a little bit of a good guy good boy image church boy But I think I think there's ah it's a little devil on that shoulder little devil in that shoulderer I get it It's nonsense with whispering in his ear. Go ahead. yes you Jump the truck. Don't worry about it. It'll be fun. out It was a fun interview nonetheless. And not only his first interview like that, but the first time I had one of my guests do a live performance on the show. He sang. I saw that. I saw that. The boys got pipes. I'm not mad at it. Yeah, that was really cool. So
Speaker: I told him, you know, I apologize. That needs to be a staple for Eclipse House and music. I'm sorry. It's like, what's that? It's got to be a staple. You've got musicians on there and you're not getting them to sing. Dude, missed opportunity, buddy. Yeah, but I don't want to. But look at the hot to a girl. OK, not that I want to bring up her up. I mean, but at the end of the day, one of your One of the videos that that they do could be their big hit, could be a viral sensation. So, you know, but I mean, we've seen what was what what was what one boy i did the country version of a ah a song on Kimmel.
Speaker: and We talked about a while back. Oh, Chance the Rapper. Yeah. And he fucking killed it. That was on Jimmy Fallon. Whatever. They're all the same. Chance the Rapper is already super popular. And I get that. I get that. But what kind of launched him in a new direction, am I wrong? i don't know i think art good yeah Well, I kind of gave Post Malone the idea, let's be honest, but i' metal postpo i I'm not either. Dude, his pickup truck, man. yeah a fuck it's almost out ofify food I'm a fan of Post Malone. I liked his music when he first came out. I've never heard anything he's done before he did country. Yeah. I kind of like him ah dipping dipping his toes and doing a little bit of country music. I ain't mad at him.
Speaker: Yeah, I just don't want to be presumptuous. Yeah, no I know I don't want to be that guy. It's a hard act. Yeah. and It's like having Keanu Reeves on the show and be like, act for me. Yeah, OK. Yeah, like, do Neo right now. yeah Give me a, whoa. yeah yeah we have talk Walking. He's going to, you know, give me a, give me a, yeah. yeah see yeah hiers for walking anybody i hear me did my impersonation of you I think lose Chris. We're walking about 30 seconds. Christopher walk is like, is that what I sound? didn Whoever just walked through their fall.
Speaker: No cash came on there and jumped on the bed. Oh, I thought he fell. I was like, damn it. You need to turn the camera. It's like, look, that's it. Now he's playing with the dog there. She's feeling like a pup. She her her kids home. So she's all excited. Yeah, I know how that goes. She's feeling like a pup. But now, yeah, I don't I don't want to be I don't want to be that guy where it's like, hey, but Play me one of your songs because I've never heard them. yeah you knowd I'd much rather I would much rather it come natural. i I download music so that we can I can play their music and I'd much rather have the conversation but him and I had talked.
Speaker: um we you know, obviously we text him back and forth and and he asked, you know, he's like, is this going to be somewhere I have to perform? I was like, you know, if you want to, it's up to you. He's like, well, it won't bother me at all. I'll have my guitar right beside me just in case. And I was like, well, and that's what I was thinking. Maybe maybe you give him the option. Hey, if you want to perform a song, great. You know, if you want to just shoot the ship, great. um Because, you know, yeah. Yeah, take get a pirroll moment yeah it's Yes. Maybe before the show started. Well, I mean, We all do. Why not the host embarrass himself and try to try to do a howl in his mic. Oh no, dude. I lost it. i laughed so hardard I saw that clip the other day and I lost it. I lost it. I was like, ha he fucked up. okay but it might I was too loud, man. My mic. I thought I was like, man, when I played back, I was like, I could do a mic check. Cause I don't know what my mic sounds like after that. I thought for sure I blew it up. However,
Speaker: However, I'll get redemption on July 12th. Don't worry. I will redeem myself. Like, like, uh, Daniel Tosh used to do. I'll get my web redemption. There you go. Well, you know what you need to do. You you should go out and have Nikki film you doing a howl. So you can just play the clip. Yeah. I'll do that too. i so That would be a lot of fun. Yeah, I don't even think I just, I'll just go out in the middle of the night in my, in my side jar and all my neighbors. So all the neighbors like, why is there a fucking Sasquatch out there? Fucking hallow. It must be mating season. Werewolves and Nerk. Dude, that song, I can't get it out of my head. I don't know what it is. I love that song.
Speaker: I noticed today. go for texas The text Perkins version is my favorite. I need to get that one. Is it on Spotify? It's on YouTube. and yeah so Yeah, but I don't use YouTube all the time. i yeah No, maybe it's on Spotify. Text Perkins. Text Perkins, that's why. And he's like English, too. He's like British or some shit. Which makes it that much better. He's Australian, you dick. Whatever. Same thing. Experts is is an Australian singer -songwriter. Oh, it's all the same. Yeah. It's over there. It's English. That's all that matters. It's over there. It's on the other side of the world. Yeah.
Speaker: ah no that's That's my favorite version of that song. I love it. I, you know, he, but like the video, he's got the outfit, you know, he, he, he, he, he goes for it. And I like that. yeah You know, um, but no, you know, like I said, it it was a good interview, but you know, I was just, I was just a little off my game last night because I was sitting here, man. I was getting cold sweats, whatever. I mean, I was just, yeah, I noticed you weren't drinking and I was like, E yeah that's odd.
Speaker: Yeah. Hey, I get it. Ginger ale and something that seven up, that all'll carry out that's a cure -all. But it's like one of those things is like, wait a minute, Glick's not drinking. What's wrong? Like, I contemplated texting. Dude, you all right? Because you're not drinking. I don't see any beer. What the fuck? But I was like, no, no, I don't want to. Because like when somebody's live, one of the worst things is like somebody texts me when I'm live because then I'm like, oh. Oh, shit, I'm like, you know, I start looking at stuff. So, we do we do but you know, like, as as some people we know that will just do that, like, you know, I hold on, I'm going to Google something.
Speaker: ah I googled it. Let me tell you guys something. Actually, just Google it yourself. Just kidding. It's like the ultimate big. I'm sorry. because anybody that knows us knows who we're talking about, but we're not dropping names. I'm just saying. No. us Speaking of interviews, and I know you didn't watch, but the debate on Thursday. No. Okay. So, so did you see our conversation? Uh, no, you guys talk way too much. I swear I talk less to myself than you guys talk. You're like, nevermind. I know. you car
Speaker: bla Please, and ask if we were going to, who, who always watching the debate oh that I saw that I was like, yeah, I'm not going to, I said, let me predict the debates for you. Joe Biden has no idea where he's at, what he's doing, and can barely talk. And Donald Trump just spends the entire time making fun of Joe Biden and calling him names. It wasn't that, actually. I mean, Joe Biden was completely lost. and At one point one point, Biden gives an answer and trails off. And Trump's like, Mr. President Trump, do you have any different responses? I don't know what he just said.
Speaker: ah I love like place and I were texting back and forth during it and he's like I'm back checking in real time I'm like dude the internet's gonna do that relax, buddy. I Did it was it was one of those things when like like my my work group we were talking about I was hoping to see you tonight or whatever I was gonna ask you how you felt after the after the debates. like even Even even the the debates act debate, you know, because like news anchors and stuff broke it down. And everybody said the same thing. Joe Biden fucked up, basically. Like he should have never gotten on stage. He should have called in sick. You know, I heard that I heard that even even even members of his team are like, I love Joe Biden, but yeah, it's a CNN that's left leaning. Even they were like,
Speaker: we're We're less than impressed. They're not leaning their left. you know it I think you know we we have an age requirement for when you can become president. I honestly think, and this isn't nothing against Joe Biden or anything like that. No, just in general. I think we should have an age limit of how old you can be and still be president. Yeah, but a bit but the guy there the two of them are only like three years apart yeah in age. like But the contrast between cognizance is, is 180 degrees. Yeah.
Speaker: um yeah That's the thing, you know, that ah but I don't know. Like I said, some of the, some of the, uh, the clips I heard try, it was, it was just Trump making fun of Biden and and yeah Biden going. The funniest thing like funies thing in the whole time was Trump was talking about you know, hell, his health. He's like, you know, I just won a couple golf tournaments. And to do that, you got to be smart. You got to be all hit and fall really far. And he says, this guy can't even hit the ball 50 yards. And then he argued about who's got the better fucking. Yeah, I heard Joe Biden's like five minutes. Oh, dude. Joe Biden said when he was vice president or something, he he had his hair handicap down to six. like you I was like, what the hell does he say? didn't
Speaker: Yeah, it was like it was a throwaway, dude. Ignore it and move forward. No, I'm going to sit here. I'm going to die on this fucking hill. And I was like, oh it was a nonsensical nonsense of of presidential debates. I'm calling. oh yeah and and And like I said in our group chat when we were talking about it. I was like America's, the debates between these two are pointless because America's already made their decision. Oh, a hundred percent. I mean, anybody that watched it and switched from Trump to Biden, they're probably already dead and somebody switched it for them because it, and I'm not going to lie. Nobody came off good. Like they came off as petty, both of them.
Speaker: You know, and and I'm not saying I'm a diehard Trump guy. I think Kennedy would be better. I mean, I will still vote Trump, but because I don't think Kennedy's got a snowball chance in hell just because his, his. He's being censored left and right. But when it comes down to it, if you watch it and you're like, oh, yeah, Joe Brydon's on the fucking ball, dude, he wasn't even on the fucking right side. He was just off center of the fucking mic the whole night. He had no idea where he was. Like, center yourself, dude. It was driving me crazy. He had no idea where he was at the end of the day, but no. It was fucking hilarious. I did exactly what I said I was going to do. I watched talking shit.
Speaker: for the most part. And while I was switching back and forth between talking and shit and like he was live Thursday night as well. um So I was switching back and forth. And then I was saving the world from zombies. yeah Apparently, apparently I'm not allowed to go on the veteran show mean even though i I've served in thousands of missions and i've that I have hundreds of probably close to a million kills under my belt. You know, I've I've been. As I told my step, my brother. Not only only that, but I have saved the world. I have saved the world countless times from zombies. I think that should. I 100 % agree, Steven. We have the two party systems in jail. Technically, we do have a multiple party system. There's just two that are in charge. I'm just saying. I think i think that you know I should have that status at this point. I'm still a lean, mean killing machine, too.
Speaker: I ain't no pussy. I didn't retire. Yeah. It takes so much to do this. You know, there's a lot of people in our military that does that now, right? Oh, I know. Yeah. I know. Hey, I'll tell you what. If I can get back in and do that, I'd be, i like you know, there's drone operators and that's exactly what they do. i Well, they they actually use a joystick, but yeah, I'm in. I've been traded for this my whole life, baby. And any more, man, any more. I put that up, but that's that's a little bow, buddy. And and and any more with the.
Speaker: and but Oh, I appreciate the shout out, Stephen, ah but any more with the robotics and the and the and stuff like that, there's a lot of Robotics and stuff going on with the well, I mean like they got the bomb stiffing robots and stuff like that bottomlizers And then the drones and walks No, no, no, no, no, they're they're they're a little like little tanks. No, but they got robot dogs. Oh, yeah. Yeah. but yeah No, that no, there's there's a I saw the video. There's it's a I think it's a I don't know what where the company's from.
Speaker: But like, you can't knock it over. like they They show video. They were showing people trying to kick these dogs over. I felt bad for the little robot. I was like, what are you doing? Kicking a rope. I get what you're trying to do. But damn, leave them alone. Now you can get them a clip of flamethrowers. Kick that dog over. Well, sit your ass on fire. je I want one. I want to adopt a fit.
Speaker: I want to adopt a robot dog with a flamethrower. Yeah. Can I get one? You get one of those at your local shelter. How's that work? I'm just saying you want, that's taking home security to the next level. Cause that fucker doesn't sleep and wake up for everything. I mean, nobody coming out of your yard. How much are those things? I got to look it up. Definitely out of our budget. Oh, me and, me and Radio Shack can build one.
Speaker: price
Speaker: Oh wait, that's no fucking, holy shit. They're like, so it's Boston dynamics is the name of the company. Okay. Yeah. They're looking out for a price for $74 ,500. I don't know. I don't know if they're for sale to the public yet. Well, I say, yeah.
Speaker: I know like police departments and stuff like that are using them. I think the military uses them as well. I don't think they're available, but they, they cost 75 grand more or less. Cause you got to figure tax and shipping. Um, that's for 75 grand. I can't think of it as as's if that's a good deal or bad.
Speaker: I just, ah yeah, I don't, you know, I can't justify spending that money on a robotic dog because I mean, it's going to serve absolutely no purpose for me. No, not when I can buy an AR for really cheap. more Exactly. I mean, I can, I can go get that bulldog shotgun that I want up advances for like $300. Exactly. I mean, Yeah. Trust me, you know, with that, with that bulldog, that robot ain't gonna last that long. Maybe five shots. I think I might win that fight. Robotic dog against my bulldog shotgun. I think I'm going to, I think I'm going to win that. I don't know. I don't know. It depends on how far the play thrower shoots. Yeah, but I'm buying, I want the bulldog for home defense. That's close range. Yeah.
Speaker: So, I mean... Well, you put a deer slug in it. Well, that's what I'm thinking. If I'm going up against a robot, I'm going to put slugs in it. I'm not going to put buckshot in it. Or birdshot or whatever. Yeah, I'll put a fucking slug in it. That's what the salt looks like. That dog's like, what, am I making a fucking burger? Get away from here. or I'm putting fucking slugs in there, son of a bitch. And if I'm lucky, I'll hit that flamethrower tank and I'll kill us both.
Speaker: it Yes, that's what I want, Steven. If I get a robot dog, I i don't want a dragon. I want a robot dog, but I want it to have a voice. Steven, we get it. Yes, Sean Connery, the greatest dragon of all time. All right. No, he was not. We get it. He was okay, dragon.
Speaker: He was an okay dragon. the I don't know. What's that fucking movie? Was it with Dragonheart or something like that? Yeah, Dragonheart. Yeah, that's the movie. Wasn't a bad movie. Wasn't a terrible movie. The CGI was good for the time. Now you watch it. How many other how many other actors have voiced dragons out there? I mean, there's no. Yeah, most dragons don't talk in movies unless it's like a cartoon.
Speaker: I mean, who else? going and We're just assuming that you talk about it a lot. I'm pretty sure you asked some dragons before. No. Greatest dragon of all time was Rogo. Who? Rogo. fuck is that? That's Kalisi's dragon that she rides from Game of Thrones. Greatest dragon of all time was that furry doggy -looking one that was in the never -ending story. That wasn't a dragon. It was a dragon. It was a giant salamander. It was a dragon.
Speaker: if he says it if that's a dragon that's like the poodle of dragons dude look up drag do you there are so many different types of dragons out not that dragons were ever real or existed i don't know why we're having how do you know were you there yeah but there are so many different types and styles of dragons out there that he was 100 of dragon there's a lot of dragons that have the dragons in rain of fire were good that matt mcconaughey movie Those were cool. The best dragon was Donkey's wife and Shrek. Yeah, I'm not mad at that. Donkey got it.
Speaker: Inter inter species sex. Yeah. i i I have so many questions. I have so many questions. about our Don't like. Donkeys. The Jarvis of donkeys, boy. Let say mean let me let me say it right. Let me let me say it right. How does donkeys have sex with a dragon? How does that work? I don't know. He just goes inside. Does he go inside? Does he just kind of walk at him like how I'm here? Yeah. Where's the dragons? are Where's the, where's their parts at? I don't know. but See, that's the, that's not, that's something that's never addressed when it comes to dragons because technically dragons are lizards. So they lay eggs.
Speaker: Yeah. And do you know how lizards have sex? Cause I don't know. I really don't. I can't, I still can't figure out chickens have sex and I raised chickens.
Speaker: See? Yeah, go ahead. Let me melt your brain for a minute. Yeah, right? i mean I mean, it's not something I'm like, Google, tell me how the chicken, you know, I don't need to be on that list. Like, it's one of those things. That's not going to be the worst That's not going to be the worst thing in your algorithm, let's be honest, Jeff. No, that's why I have incognito mode. How does chickens have sex? But it's like, it's like, do you like chickens have a quaker, which is is where the egg comes out. So do dragons have that too?
Speaker: Again, they're fictional creatures. They never existed for all we know.
Speaker: How do you know? I said, for all we know. For all you know, I know there were. I was there. Really? Really? And how do you know there were? Because I was 100 % there. Trust me. And again, I say, not the worst thing in Jeff's search history. Hey. Don't knock it till you try it, Steven. I'm just saying it's a good time don't get that started him and Brian were going back and forth yesterday about a damn doll. That's what I'm saying. It's the reptiles. So, so how do reptiles get the deed done buddy? and No, I don't need to know how Sasquatch have sex ever. I'm already best friends with one. I don't need,
Speaker: that image in my head. Jeff's had firsthand experience. I played that game. Hey, I'm the only straight white dude to ever fuck a fucking Skywatch. I'm just saying. Put that on your bucket list, boys. And when the aliens come down, I will be the first one to fuck one. I will put my name on that list now. I want to be the first one to fuck all new species. thank
Speaker: I'm telling you, dude, you never have to buy a meal or a drink in in a restaurant or bar ever again. I'm glad that you think that gives you some kind of street cred. Dude, that would, that's the ultimate excuse. Just walk down the street. There he goes. Oh boy. Fucked an alien once. She didn't tell about it. Buy him a beer. He'll tell you the whole story. Boom.
Speaker: It's not a bad day. Yeah, but I think you're thinking like these aliens are going to look like the alien chicks from like Star Trek and Star Wars and actuality aliens are going to look like more like Jabba the Hutt, but with more tentacles and more slime. Still not mad at it. Maybe not Jabba the Hutt. I mean, I've gone to bed with Java the past. I just sneak out of the hotel room and the next morning. I was to say, you have that experience. You're closer to me than. So technically we both have alien sex, according to your theories. I'm just saying, you know you know, what happens if the alien comes out looking like Cindy Crawford back in the nineties? Well, then you're going to have a fight on your hands.
Speaker: No, no, I'm I already got my name on list first. Give a fuck about your name on the goddamn list. No, I have I have a I have a I've paid a sign on the roof of my house. It says Aliens Park here for a good time. I got I got a landing pad, boy. Even Jeff, you know what? Most of the women you talk to, most of the women in your life, but so but they might not ah have standards, but even aliens have standards. ah You never know. You never know. You know what?
Speaker: They're gonna be like, there's not enough tequila. Sorry, Jeff. I live in Mexico, there's plenty of tequila, boy. We're gonna go fuck the Sasquatch instead. you're You're gonna get the the alien that's like green and looks like sloth. ah from the goony Like, here I am, daddy. And you're like, goddamn. I beat you up for this. kind green Green alien chick. Yeah, I'm thinking the Guardians of the Galaxy. Yeah, that green alien. Hey, I'm not mad at that, dude. Even in the moon. Yeah. Yeah. I'll deal with an extra moon.
Speaker: I'll fly past your house. Hard past. Yeah, we're going to. We're good. could be worse. They might, they might confuse Jarvis for one of their own kind. So he might and i' just take him with you. Yeah. That'd be cool. Jarvis to do a show. Can we do that? You know how Alan's like, take me to your leader. We just take him to Steven. He likes to get fucked. Go for it. Wait, let us set up the camera because this is going to go viral. He is, he he is the, the,
Speaker: owner and creator of the network. He has the best on the network. i ask it's all jev smile all your if If you're lucky, he'll give you an accident in a good game after. We'll give you a two for one. You can have him and no legs, Connor. Connor just holds a video camera, but whatever.
Speaker: No, I'm saying if you don't I'm not like to see services podcasts from space like this senior the senior the the female version of ah of ah You know Female version of this I'm i'm not bad. I'm not mad, you know What if the female version of that looks exactly like it? You know what I mean? Like like what if what if female aliens don't have I've told you this since day one I I have very low standards, two tits, a hole in a heartbeat. I'm ready to rock. I'm just saying, but he don't have no tits or anything. But that's what I'm saying. The female version would, wouldn't it? I mean, there's, they got to know what I'm saying. What if, what if the female version doesn't though? What if they all look the same and my i but like some sting factor like the female version is like a yellow color and that's how they tell each other apart, green and yellow. But other than that, they look the exact same.
Speaker: like a female alien with with giant peck muscles in a six-pack abs and ah and a and Kindle spot. She's she like and yo, what up? I'm Felicia. And you're like, that's not going to work. Well, let me take these shots, so I got this. Just light them up. Round on the house, boys.
Speaker: i borrow nick Wait, I have a question, though. Can I borrow Nikki so she can make me drink stirring and before? this Like Nikki, light them up. I'm going to do this. Trust me, the aliens don't want to go to Florida. They don't want nothing to do with them.
Speaker: Once again, you know, the aliens in Florida, they're, they're already there. They're called Floridians or idiots. No, I'm just, I'm just saying, Jeff, there's a lot of, you know, we don't there's a lot of factors I know, but if the alien is mildly good looking, like mildly, I'm talking like you could see from a mile away, that's a chick.
Speaker: Yeah, but what if they get up close and then they're like.
Speaker: for me I already ordered my python in just a second. Once again, I reiterate. here that And I and I quote from Jeff and I quote. I've done worse. but I'll try anything once. I'm just saying. I mean, hell, I fuck Glick. No, stop telling people that. You were there you were the lady in the marriage. Who's a pretty lady? Yes, I am. Smack on my wedding dress, buddy. Smack on the ass, tell them good gaming, get their kitchen to make me a sandwich. I wonder, I wonder if that's a that's a faux pas when you're having sex with an alien. Or maybe that's a standard. Like a good game. I could could get you killed.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. It's like much like a crazy chick. No, try it. I will. Don't worry about it. Good lord. Good game. Just get eaten like it's a flurkin. Well, fucked up. My last words are We, we you know, you have to fit. You have to record it so we have proof because nobody oh har percent Oh, i' gotta her present it'll be it'll be like this the screen saver on my phone. It's just playing all the time on my phone. Like you set your phone down and you know how it goes black when it goes to sleep. Mine just starts playing video. It's like i my phone out of the bar in the bar. What the fuck is that? What are you watching porn? No, that's when I fucked an alien.
Speaker: Wait, oh, buddy, sit back. I got a story for you. Just one time. You know how you know how they always say able, bro? It goes the other way.
Speaker: And that's the other thing. That's the other thing. What if, what if female, what if aliens are like, you know, the females have the dong? Yeah, that that's, that's a concern. But once again. or what if they all have dongs and the way that they reproduce is by rubbing dongs like tipping they like you know what's that called um i don't they call it diving yeah exactly somebody told me that the other day and i was like what the fuck is that yeah and i was like um i'm out i know i'm just saying
Speaker: Then all of a sudden this alien thing starts to do and it starts rubbing its female penis up against your penis like this. And you're like, what the hell's happening? Break out the camera. And then what happens if you like? yeah It's not game. It's with an alien, dude. I'm just saying. Good. Next Tuesday, after you have sex with an alien, when you're down at the bar and you're like, Hey, what's up, buddy? Let me show you a new trick. Hey, it's 2024. We're all like what we like. I'm just saying. I'm just saying i there's a lot of variables here. like There are a lot of variables. which just go Once again,
Speaker: yeah they but at the end of the day, I'll be the only person on the planet can say I fucked an alien, at least for like a week, because you know there's somebody else out there going you know I cycle check. I'm just saying, I can't be the only one on the world that thinks this. I mean, i I'm not saying I wouldn't fucking an alien but I'm not going to just. be so adamant about it. I want to see the aliens first. I want to but to get to know you. It's not about the personality for you. ah you you I've taken bath.
Speaker: Deeper than you. There's a puddle on top of my house. Deeper than you, buddy. Yeah. Take them to dinner a couple of times, see how things work, see what's going to happen. I don't want to be on line. I don't want to be on a certain alien. The next thing I know, these tentacles spring up and one goes two feet up my asshole and the other one's down my throat. And you know, I'm, I'm. Could be a good time. You don't know. le I ain't never thought in my life, I would love to be pick worsted and thought that was a good idea. Hey, I agree. not But, but once again, homeboy fucking alien ones, horrible experience and not to do it.
Speaker: I'm just saying, like, I've seen girls get spit roasted and stuff like that on the, on the videos, on the, on the interwebs. Yeah, I saw that movie. I saw that movie. That's, that's, you know, whatever, but it's not for me. I don't know. I'm out. I'm out. I'm just saying, you know, I got it. It makes my asshole hurt just thinking about it. So yeah, you know, I got to get to know, I got to know these things before other things happen. I'm not jumping in all willy nilly. Like I've done the research. I can find a kangaroo. I can find a black bear. Oh my God. I, I, You're going to get raped by a black character. I could, I could, I could, I could bitch slap a moose. You know, I've done the research. don' You realize moose can run like 60 miles an hour. It's okay. You bitch slap some moose. You better have a truck ready to run. I just got a bob and weave. Yeah. Bob and weave. Yeah. she regard Snake when you shoot a bag. I'll break their ankles. I'll hit them with a juke move. Like in food, you clip, you break the leg.
Speaker: yeah so a sciences department like not like oh Ooh, that, that moose is raping Glick. Somebody give me a hammer. I'll put my foot out and trip him when he runs by. your out
Speaker: I'll lead up against the truck as you, we'll just stop the truck like this. There's a moose going to slap it. And if he comes after you, run past me. I'll trip it. I just get down on all fours, like when you put somebody jump over me. And I die because a moose The moose tramples. You know, if it's possible, I'm pretty confident in the fact that I can fight the Boston accent and win. You know, how's that one? I don't know. Maybe I just go around a bunch of punching a bunch of stupid Bostonians with their dumb accent.
Speaker: it's It's just that real thick Boston accent that I don't like, you know what I mean? like Like Ben Affleck? Well, no, Ben Affleck is the only one. Who was it? Who was it that was really bad in in that fucking movie? like you remember You remember that skit on Saturday Night Live with Jimmy Fallon and and then where they used to do like the Southies and whatever, they had that real Yeah, that that buttery, fucking thick khakis and the khaki packed a cat. Yeah, there's lot a crash in the yard. Like you're talking about the the accident they make fun of on Jaws on what in the ad by Jaws. Oh, sure. and When I wake up in the movie in Jaws and she's like, where's the kids? He's he's like, they're out in the yard and she's like,
Speaker: We're in whatever island, Amity Island, you have to say they're in the yacht. He's like, yeah, they're in the yacht by the car. And he makes fun of it. You know how many times I've seen Charles.
Speaker: I'm not the biggest fan of Charles. I'm disappointed in you. The word. I mean, it's I love that movie for what it is, I guess. I mean, it's not a terrible movie. It's just I'm not one of those. I'm not one of those fan girls. You know, I'm not going to fangirl over a fucking fisherman. And it's certainly let's let's let's go fishing on a little big boat and capture a fucking great white dude. OK, let's go. I just want to know how much does it cost to mount the fucker on the wall. I know that all I had to do in a shark attack is boop him on his nose and I'll be fine. yeah Like Angelina Jolie?
Speaker: hip got you but got What are you going to do now? Well, I'm going to eat you. Well, you know, in any animal attack, if we're together, the only thing I have to remember is I have to outrun Glick. That's it. That's all I got to remember. I don't have to outrun the animal. I just have to outrun your fat ass. Because once they eat you, they're like, oh, I'm too poor. as i'm as I'm tying your shoelaces together. What are you doing? Don't worry about it. I'm just tightening my shoes up. I know we got to run here and you're like, we'll just go out and run here. Anytime we go out, anytime we go out, I'm wearing boots, dude. Just cowboy boots and I'm gone. Plus, as I've said a million times, Jeff, there is no fear or no, there's there's no part of me that is worried about you of all people out running me.
Speaker: because I've heard you after you came down a flight of stairs. I pushed the fucking car that day. No, no, no, no, no. I pushed the car around the goddamn block. I wish I could remember what episode that was. So I could go two or three. Yeah, I got to find i playing the clips it. I pushed the car by my fucking self around the block and. I'm five three, 140 pounds. And? It was a fucking big ass fuck off BMW. You spoke three packs of cigarettes in one episode. That's not true. You don't have the lung capacity to outrun me. You'd be surprised. Do be surprised. cause I can smoke and run at the same time. I can mention the fact that before we run, if i if you have boots on, as soon as we go to get ready to run, I'm kicking you in the kneecap as hard as I can. Anytime we see an animal, I just start moving farther away from you.
Speaker: Give him real big Glick so he's scared.
Speaker: Talk to him in his native language. Give him that monkey growl. Give him the monkey growl. ah right ride right right What are you doing? Is it safe to come back? Yes, Jeff, it's safe to come back. not di
Speaker: good it comes back fucking he Let me get the camera ready. When he comes back, when he comes back, grape him and then eat him. You seen that scene with Leo? Do it. You know, that that movie's on prime. I still haven't watched it. I just I just I know that scene's coming. I'm like, no, no, no. I don't think it was a great scene, but it was it was an attack. But I haven't seen the movie. I almost have no interest. But it's pretty suspect. Yeah, that bear looked pretty happy. I mean, I mean, if I was a bear and I was eating a human, I would probably be pretty happy, too.
Speaker: He wasn't eating him. He was just bouncing on him. I don't know. I've seen a couple of clips on TikTok and I'm like, yeah, I'm out. Maybe the bear was wrestling him. Yeah. do there's the but Well, Leo can't wrestle for shit. Let me tell you. He won't even get a fucking nameplate for that. but let alone help that That whole debate that was going on a while back, the whole man versus mayor that women were having i want but so bad to be like they for a man and then just have a whole bunch of video clips and bear attacks like make a tik to video I actually saw one the other day.
Speaker: it was it was It was a response to that. It was oh if women are choosing men bears over the men, the bears are getting ready to get their numbers up to get the men. And it's a bear like rubbing his back up on ah on a stop sign pole. It's got sexy music going on like he's tripping. I was dying. I thought I sent it to you guys.
Speaker: yeah i
Speaker: Hmm Yeah, I don't want to go up against any animal. I mean I'll fuck up a bunny. Don't get me wrong. I'll fuck up a hamster But anything is I'll I'll beat the shit out of a hamster But I'm not I'm not going up against something my size You're gonna get us canceled by the coalition of hamster rights now. Yeah. Well, I can what are they gonna do? no, but in all seriousness like I
Speaker: ah a large German Shepherd, I think twice.
Speaker: Like if it's a, you know, evil little fucker trying to fucking take my arm all off. And, you know, pit bulls, like they fucking lock on, they won't let go. You know, oh, I'm good. Just like a shark, you got to boop them in the news. Yeah, I'm sure that works. Well, actually, I was watching boo the other day and they were like this this. it was a TV show or something and this lady had had a pit bull locked on her arm and the guy's like she's hitting it and everything. This thing won't let go and the fireman's like, you gotta stick your finger in his ass and I'm like, I'm out.
Speaker: ah You're gonna finger fuck a dog and get off me? No, I'm out. I didn't fucking take my arm. No, don't fuck the dog. What the hell's wrong with you? Let him have it. Give me a knife. I'll cut this fucker off. No. I'm going to see if I can position myself behind the dog. I'm going to reach back here. You like that, Daddy? What the fuck? And that poor dog's like, what the fuck? You're going to double thumb him for chewing my arm off. Wait, do it again. I liked it.
Speaker: Yeah, and dont I don't think I'd do well with an animal attack.
Speaker: but Like, like, I can hold my own, but at the end of the day, I don't want to hurt the animal because it's just instinct, you know, like it's a land based animal, a shark. Oh, I'm going to kill that motherfucker. No, I'm good because they're older. though I don't think most people have a snowball's chance in hell against a creature in the water. They have more chance with the with the creature on land than with water. Yeah, I know. I agree. Because, you know, they can hold their breath. You can. They just take you down. They can't hold their breath. They can actually breathe underwater. They're not holding their breath. No, no, no, no. Because dolphins and shit are technically mammals. And dolphins have been known to great people.
Speaker: yeah that I went scuba diving and I got raped by a fucking dolphin. What the fuck? They say they're like the only mammals or something like that. They have sex for fun, for pleasure, like humans. I've heard that about like four or five men mammals. So I don't know how through that. like I've heard the thing about the dolphins like to just fuck for fun. yeah And I'm kind of not mad at it because, you know, I mean, fucking feels good. I get it. But but I don't go up to, I don't go up to, like dolphins attack people and try to fuck them. I don't like see my dog running around like, hey, how you doing? You know? That's the interspecies thing I'm out. Like, no, no means no, dolphin. What did that happen, Chupacabra? What? When is it, when are you out on the old interspecies game? that's No, no, no, Chupacabra. Oh, well, notes don't count.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah. Sucking on the dick of a goat doesn't count. I wasn't sucking it. He was sucking me.
Speaker: um but like is is that is that around is that Is that still inner species if it's a mythical creature? A goat is not a mythical creature. It's a real one. A goat is not a chupacabra. No, you're a chupacabra because you're. No, no, no, no, no, no. Chupacabra is a mythical creature or a cryptid. That's a cryptid. That's not that doesn't mean it's not real. A cryptid is just an unidentified creature. These are fucking dragons. Dragons are not known. Dragons are known as fantasy animals, fantasy creatures.
Speaker: yeah ever seen me criminal are there tryta see fucking animal so's start no I'm just saying cryptids are are creatures that may or may not exist and dragons are made not ever did or did not exist. I don't fucking know. But I got a real life fucking chupacaba right here beside me on the show.
Speaker: I'm going. No, I have a response. I had a couple, but I was like, no okay, go there. We're waiting. If doesn't get that reference, then Google the translation. It typically means goats underer goat sucker. It wasn't a male goat. it was I was trying to get goat milk. Yeah, I thought it was a female. No cheese buddy. No cheese pizza. This milk is salty.
Speaker: if Whatever you want to call it. Down that we brought that up, have you seen these people that will drink milk right from the cow? like I'm not even into that. I can't do that. You can't do what? like you know how When you you milk a cow, you you squirt it into a bucket.
Speaker: And then it gets processed. I don't think I would drink right from the sores, so to speak. You know what I mean? I mean, it's not like I'm jumping up there and latching onto the udder. But like, even if you squirt it in a glass, I'm like, yeah, no, I can't. I can't do it. Like that's that's that's just yeah
Speaker: I think, I think, uh, wait a minute. Hold on a second. Hold on. I was barely listening to you. What are we talking about again before I say, no okay. So, so, so you and I growing up on farms, yes you've, you've seen cows get milked like old school. What do you do with the bucket and the stool and any word into the bucket? Would you drink it right out of that bucket? Yeah. Yeah. I love unpasteurized milk. oh I can't do it. Like I can do it. I can do it. If you brought me the, if you brought me the unpasteurized milk in a glass, like here, I just milk this from a cow. I drink, but I can't watch it or, or do it myself and then drink it. That's just, Oh yeah. I've done that a million times. I put it right into a bottle and drank it. Unpasteurized milk. Not a, not only is it supposed to be super healthy for you because it's before they do all the dumb shit to it,
Speaker: Um, but, uh, and also it lasts longer than regular milk. So like, if you go to the store and buy unpasteurized milk, where like regular milk will last like a week or something like that, unpasteurized milk will last like, like two weeks, three weeks, something like that. So it's, and I get that, but it's, like I love it. I, you know, it's a little warm. That's the only downside is because it is warm. So that's weird, but it's delicious.
Speaker: No, I've had unpasteurized milk, but I'm talking like you squirt it into the glass and then drink it. No, I can't. I can't do it. You won't you won't suckle upon the nipple, Jeff. That's why I said that. I'm not going to. I'm not saying jump up on and latch on and just like, you know, it's just fucking amazing. Just like. Don't mind me. I'm just, uh, no, um um and um and cow's like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Speaker: Dude, I wouldn't get near a bull in general. That section of the bull? No. No. That's what they all say. That's what they all say. We had a bull for a while. That fucking thing. I replaced like three times the fence because he kept breaking the fucking fence. No fucking things. All I got to say is all I got to say is don't knock it until you try it, man. um Hey, I'm down for a lot of things, but like I think it for me. I'm not saying go suck on a cow's teeth. No, no, no, no, no. Of course course not. I'm just saying like, I will drink unpasteurized milk. Like if you walked in the house like, hey, I just milked cow here. Try to drink it. I'll drink it. Although if somebody else did it, if you did it, I'd be like, yeah, sure you did, buddy. Why are your parents with them? But like to to to drink it as I milked cow,
Speaker: Like, I can't milk the cow and drink it while sitting next to the cow. That's just gross. Oh yeah, I know I've done that before. yeah and un'm pasturized i and and And I love milk. I love milk. like umm not a bill Regular whatever. I love milk. And I'll drink the hell out of milk. But unpasteurized milk, I think it, and I prefer it, I prefer it cold. Like I'm not a big, I'm like, I'm not gonna go, I only want my unpasteurized milk right from the tap. And it has to be warm. I can't drink warm milk. I think it's gross. It is kind of a weird, it is kind of a weird feeling, but it's still, it's really good nonetheless. But yeah, I mean, if also the downside is, you know, a gallon of milk is like three bucks, four bucks.
Speaker: unpasteurized milk is more than double that. So you get like a half a gallon for like six bucks. You don't even get a full gallon. However, you can't get like a pi of cow, you know, back back home, back when I lived in Charleston, I used to go to the hippie store. Right. yeah Everything's all fucking natural, hippie dippy, organic bullshit. And I went there for two reasons. Well, three reasons, a their fucking meat department, like their steaks and pork chops and shit were far im not and their pork shopps are like
Speaker: and in inch and a half thick boy um mean like they don't play great everybody noticed the size of chris's it ah we wis about and about an name thats for the accurate post i a tape measure close by i'm that's pretty but inch and a quarter at most I think that's pretty It might be, it might be the distortion of the camera but It just looked like you were like this, hey, I'm about an inch and I'm like, yeah. I think I'm pretty close, but I wish I had a ruler or something around here. I got a tape measure upstairs. Yeah, I don't think that's going to help me. No. Hold on, we're going to put it up to my camera. It's 4 ,000 miles long. I'm going to put the tape measure up to the camera. Put your finger up there. Yes, yes. Is it this much? Got it.
Speaker: um i wonder um much I would go there because like their steaks and pork chops and stuff was words amazing. Well you can actually ask for extra fat. and i and put yeah like I like peanut butter but I also like ummon or cashew butter and pistachio butter and you can go there and they have like all all the like peanuts and almonds and stuff and cashew. They were like in one of those containers where you pull the lever and you can just get your own jar or your own container. Well, once you got your container, then if you wanted to make butter out of it, you just took it over and put it in the little machine. And I used to make cashew butter all the time. And um but then they had the unpasteurized milk. There's a really long about story just to talk about fucking unpasteurized milk. But it came in the glass bottles. It's like old school. Yeah, it was like six bucks for a half gallon. But if you brought the glass jar back, you got three dollars back.
Speaker: Well, yeah, those bottles are cheap. So I would save them up until I had a whole fucking mess of them. I just walk in there, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click,
Speaker: ah you could use it you know you could use it like when you came up and cat you know
Speaker: click so but um But yeah, I mean, I loved it. It's just it's expensive to buy, but it tastes so much better. And it's it's so much. It's so much healthier than than regular milk. Who the fuck? I seriously thought he had pastries, but I don't care. Who the fuck is Killka Kien? Who's Killka? Killka?
Speaker: Yeah. Learn how to spell, buddy. I don't know what the Kien is. I'm the dyslexic one. Yeah. What's up short buss McGillic? Is that Coors or Diet Coke? I can't tell. Of course. Oh. There we go. Drinking because Blake said he wasn't, so. I'm not. I'm making it for you. Yeah, yeah, that's how it works.
Speaker: Cam, I don't think you can drink to make up for my not drinking. I know. Apparently we're going to kill Cam tonight. Is it going to stay tuned? About an hour and a half. Cam's phone's just going to fall. What happened to Cam? He was drinking beer to make up for Glick not drinking. I would have to start drinking too. good yeah I'm going to have to explain that to Nickelback, damn it.
Speaker: He was on your photograph. He's going to fix it.
Speaker: it' I think he was waiting for ah one of us to fix it. Yeah, we're too lazy. It's more fun to make fun of him. I was actually going to get ready to take a break here so I can go get me some drink. What did he say? Hey, what's going on, Michael? Hey, there he is. Dude is all over my fucking TikTok boy. check, check, check out, check out what he does. He does like this music thing. It's actually kind of cool. Uh, I'm watching it. I don't believe your phrase that I listened to it. Uh, cause he's on, he's on all the time. Uh, but the other day I was at work and, um, I'm curious how many bathrooms, how, how much, how many videos he makes a day? Because I swear to God, my four youth ages, like every fourth video. And I'm like, God damn, dude.
Speaker: But, uh, I do want to take a real quick break. I'm going to go get me something to drink. I don't know. I'm going to get water or another seven. But, uh, we'll be right back here in a few minutes. Um, we'll play a little, uh, from the show last night. If you guys got to see the show, John Thomas Moore was hanging out with me. This is one of his songs is called coming up and it's a naughty song. i like na So we'll be back here in just a few minutes.
Speaker: Red lines as far as I can say. I know that when I come back down, you'll still be right.
Speaker: I don't want to get washed up, settle my soul For the fucked up world is only gonna bring me down I don't want to get stuck, I don't want to get stoned I don't want to get drunk, then drive myself home But here I am, being your man, hunting, taking my soul
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I woke up layin' on the ground No one to blame for what I've done, yeah Still holdin' on to what I found, yeah There ain't no mercy in your gun, yeah
Speaker: I don't know who I need to call
Speaker: But here I am Being your man, honey
Speaker: Yeah, I don't wanna grow old I don't wanna get washed up Sellin' my soul for a fucked up world Is something on the menu now Yeah, I don't wanna get stuck I don't wanna get stoned I don't wanna get drunk and drive myself home But here I am, being your man
Speaker: Coming up again.
Speaker: Yeah, there are little John Thomas Moore with coming up. That's a great song right there. It was a fun interview. It was fun hanging out with John yesterday. You guys check him out. He is on all social media at John Thomas Moore. Show him some love. We greatly appreciate it. Let him know Glick c sent you his way. Anyways, welcome back to clicks. Not God. This is Saturday. Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. The, the downfalls of, of being on multiple shows right there. Welcome to men caring for men. and Wait, hold on a second. What day is it? No, it was actually nonsensical nonsense. Everybody. Uh, we got Jeff in the building. We got killer cam in the building and OG.
Speaker: and You guys know me. I am Glick. I run this lunatic asylum known as the Nonsenseful Network. but i am the I am the lead in me. I'm like Joker in Arkham. I knew you were going to fucking say that. Dude, you could be... Jeff, who do you want to be? Two -Face or Penguin? I think I'd go Two -Face. I think I'd go Two -Face. Yeah, you'd be a good Two -Face. Yeah. Mark would be Penguin.
Speaker: Brian would be Clayman. ah ah damn bri would be clay man isn' well bri would be bri Brian would be Ritalark, because he'd be like, we don't need this. We have no idea what you're talking about, Brian. Exactly. is there Is there a handicap, no leg villain in Batman? I was just thinking that myself. Is there a villain in in in a wheelchair?
Speaker: Jerabishi would probably be Scarecrow, just because he... Oh, definitely. Yeah, he's he's got a little... Yeah, he... I mean, and then he takes his mask off and you're like, oof, yeah, get the mask back on, buddy. That red hair, her name. Cam could be Harley, my little bitch. but
Speaker: but but and I'm just kidding, Cam. I'm trying to think of a cool villain for Cam. but but I know I need to like, look it up. Oh, it's cool. DC villains. We'll make Cam Bain. Because you ever seen Bain when he doesn't have that like, that like all that, that basically. oh Wait, wait, wait, wait. Maybe Lex Luthor. He's more of a Superman villain than. Yeah, but it's it's still DC. And yeah, but I'm talking Arkham. Arkham is in Gotham. Arkham Asylum is in Gotham. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: So that's where Batman or it's all the villains go. Arkham villains. Oh, yeah. Cam could be Mr. Freeze. Well, there you go. But I'm Joker. I lead this. way You know what? I hate to do this to Stephen, but he does have red hair, so he could be poison ivy. Well, it could be. and god know No, but anyways, welcome back to the article that says everybody this why it's called nonsense go nonsense. Hello. Let's do an intro. Nope. Just kidding. We're going to see who would be what villain in Arkham asylum. But, um, no, it is Saturday night. So, you know, it's an open door challenge. We dropped the link in the chat and if you're brave enough.
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Speaker: She asked me, she was like, are you going to go to work? I'm like, are you going to pay all the bills? Of course, I'm going to work a fucking name. Like just because you have it doesn't mean I do. I'm going to work to infect everybody. the fuck is where They don't want to be paid. They don't offer me pay because someone else has Covid in my house like that. If you got Covid, would you? Well, you would be able to use your like sick time or vacation time or something. I probably honestly. I mean, it's not illegal to say this, but i'd still go love I'm sorry. At the end of the day, at the end of the day, it's the fucking flu. Calm down. Over the serious bro. Yeah. How's that shot treating you, buddy?
Speaker: I don't know. I didn't feel him. I didn't get nothing. How's my non -shot? Wait, did you get it? Where exactly Glick did. I didn't. I didn't get it. Glick got his for work. He had to get his work. Understandable. However, it's one of those things where I was never for or against the shot. I just said, if you want to get the shot, just do your research and, you know, ask questions and everything. However, I wish I, you know, if I knew then what I know now, I knew that if I had held out for another month or two, I wouldn't have even been there and I wouldn't have had to get it. But I, yeah when I was at OSU, when I was at Ohio state, they were like, every employee has to have the shot. But I got it. Um, I got the saline shot. It's just salt water. beside its just water yeah You know, it's ironic. Sam got three of them. She still got it.
Speaker: doesn't it doesn It doesn't prevent you from getting COVID. It prevents you from passing it to other people. Bullshit because of Cam goes in there and makes out his wife. He's going to get fucking COVID. I'm sorry. The whole thing was overreaction. The whole COVID thing and the vaccines. I might not have symptoms, but I mean, I've definitely been Yeah. like You're a carrier he has covid like syphilis. It's like syphilis. You're just a carrier. I mean, I got, I got, I mean, even before the shot, I, you know, I was, I was delivering auto parts. So I was yeah all over the place and going to truck stops. So I didn't change my life at all during COVID. And I never got it. I never got sick. I never got it. I've had it one time and I had it once, but I got mine on purpose.
Speaker: And like our community, baby, which is, which is crazy because you would have thought that I would be one person to get it because my stores, I had like probably, probably 75 % of our stores got wiped out because of COVID. Like their employees, they all had at one point in time, one of my stores literally had two employees working in it because everybody else had COVID. And I never got it. I got the vaccine. I didn't have any side effects from the vaccine. My question is from now on, is nobody ever going to get the flu? It's always going to be COVID. Did we just change the name? oh during covid if you went If you went and died in the hospital, and yeah I mean, if you went to the hospital and got shot in the chest by a shotgun and you died from it, they said that you died of COVID. So yeah.
Speaker: I'm just saying. If you're 95 years old. since Since COVID came out, have you heard of anybody getting the flu? Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, yeah, they test. No, they got COVID. No, they test for the flu because there's influenza A and B and one is worse than the other. To be fair, she only did the home tests, but that's actually how I found out that I had it too. And she only took the home test because she had the symptoms. She originally thought she was pregnant and I was like, please dear God, no. And then I saw cook a that for COVID. yeah yeah You got in that new place? um On the porch.
Speaker: no I'll send you a medal. Go hang. I'll settle you. I'll send you a medal. Go ahead. Oh, shit. Pro choice, man. The last, the last thing I don want to hear. Fuck. Hey, you'll be fine. Pro choice. Pro body, your choice. but
Speaker: Yeah. In Ohio, you can smoke weed and then do it. Yeah, smoke weed and kill babies. What? What? It's legal to smoke weed and have an abortion. They just passed it last year. Yeah, weeds, weeds legalized it. Yeah, we have they weeds recreational here in Ohio. wow And so I don't care. ah yeah bite I want to get on the soapbox about abortion. You know, I understand why it's there and I understand why some people do it. However, my problem is these dumb bitches that don't know how to use birth control or or use a condom on abortions in three years because they use an abortion as its form of birth control.
Speaker: Yeah, that's not it's it's not a me you like seven abortions and it's because she just can't stop having sex, but she doesn't want I'm telling it get fixed. Yeah. Well, it's not even getting fixed. It's like they're they have this great invention called fucking condoms or birth control or. Yeah. Or my favorite birth control. Pull the I pull the fuck out. I'm good. ah people that don't get pregnant.
Speaker: Or, or swallow it, baby. I'm a big fan of girls never been a fan of Twinkies. Exactly. I just thought of that. It just feels more natural if you just fill it up. It does. I don't get me wrong you don't have to think about it. You don't have to think and be like, Oh, let me time it to pull it out. You just boom, you do it. and you move on. Yeah, but but there are, there are, there are, there are people out there that like to become a toast or strudel. Or, or you just go and sneak in the back door instead of the front door. Yeah. Yeah. Best of both worlds. Wait, wait, what was that? Look, you've never, you've never played in the back room. I've done it one time and that wasn't even with who I'm with now. know was What was his name? What was his name? He had it done to him Tyrone and Jerome.
Speaker: ty relevant is all makes You've never played the back room except for once that's well, that's why we're curious of it She wanted to but it just never worked but Sam's not into it. So she should ah she should it on your dick didn't she? Yeah, who? She should it on your dick didn't she? Yeah, you gotta make sure she takes before Give her some last. Yeah. Well, see I've heard it takes like a lot of work for it to like actually be clean takes and sounds like it takes a lot of time
Speaker: yeah thank you good shit like your ass heart but You're making me over complicated, buddy. I'm sorry. You're you're you're you're overthinking it. Oh, Cam's traumatized. I'll tell you what happened. They went to Taco Bell. She was like, hey, baby, stick it in my head. Yeah, that he did. It's like that scene that scene from that movie 43. Yeah. Whatever it is. with fucking Chris Pratt. She shit it all on his dick. She was like, oh god.
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: Way to go poop dick. Yeah. That's why you broke up with her. I get it. I don't know. Biologically, it just makes more sense for me to just be in the pussy. I don't know. You just sound like a boring lay, dude. yeah No. I just, I've never even been with anyone that wanted it done or asked. I usually make sure - Where are you again? I've hooked up with him. Huh? Where are you again? Where are you living again? Wait, wait a minute. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. How does that conversation go before you hook up with somebody, before we hook up? I just want to ask you just, I want to make sure. It leads up to that. It's not like that's in my picture. No, no, dude. If you get with the right chick, she'll sit there and turn around and go,
Speaker: ready get back but yeah yeah I mean, I've definitely had people like that. It wasn't like it was a deal breaker. Kick the door off the hinges, Cam. Be a man. Yeah. They don't even say anything. If I have able for a while, that's because I've tried to be a man and tried to do it. I'm telling you now, it's better to ask forgiveness than beg for permission. just Just do it. Words I've lived by my entire life. Yeah. Smart man. Dude, for once in my life, I'm saying that's a smart, smart way to look at it. Because you can always blame it on my bad. Right? I sucked. Yeah. Or, oh, remember that one time we talked about it? It's very believable in my world, because I'm not very big. So, you know. Oh, oh. Yes, you won't even notice. Yeah. Oh, shit. I slipped. My bad. Well, I'm already here. Might as well hang out. Yeah.
Speaker: anyways weird subject we yeah i'm just saying but but where'd you say you were from i'm from south carolina but i live in north carolina okay i'm never going i'm never going to carolina's apparently and because boring sex i'm gonna be asking forgiveness that much i mean well how'd you react so much It's much like any any state or any place you are. You have some people that are are a little bit more adventurous than than others, but... Hey, there's somebody said about waiting till closing time to take them home. I've had more experience with the adventurous ones in Charleston than than not. Yeah, the the kind of chick that's going to be like, yeah, do that. You're not going to meet a church.
Speaker: you probably however I don't know. I've met him there too. What does that do say do that? Oh no, I agree. But it's usually the chick that you're meeting at closing time. That's like asking for. Well, that's because it's like borderline rape. I don't think anybody's ever really asking for it, but it's something that they don't mind. and I've had chicks asked for. The chick I was dating in high school, she was like, I prefer it. and I was like, really? Okay. Yeah. So when you're pregnant, by you. yeah Yeah, I don't like i blame I don't blame you. Jeff, can you only fuck me in my ass? OK. Bless you. Come here, daddy. thanks
Speaker: Yeah, you walked into that one. You backed right up into it. I guess you can't open it. yeah
Speaker: I used to keep Cameron locked in the cage. Every time I'd walk past, he'd rub his butt up against the cage. I'm like, what the hell is wrong with you? But Cam, I got to tell you, you got to give him a little hot too first. Can't go in and ride. That's good. That's what you need on the show. You got to reach out to her. Yeah, that's the last thing I need. Here's the thing. That chick is literally not on the internet. There's a whole group of people. No, no. so She just turned her stuff to private because she blew up. They found her at work. There was some dude that was at a bar or wherever she's, she's a bartender. She's not working at a bar. She was actually a school teacher. No, she wasn't. high school That was debunked really quick. She wasn't. Yeah, that was debunked really quick. Yeah. yeah I don't, I don't. It's hard to tell. It's hard to believe what year because I've heard that she made anywhere from 45 grand to over a million dollars on merch.
Speaker: I don't know. is that I know a lot of people are making the hats and shirts. And one guy from wherever she's from who was doing the hat, she actually went and signed a whole bunch of them. and Yeah. so like I just. I don't see the I don't know why that blew up. I really i actually actually have a theory. She's not. The reason why she blew up and like any other chick wouldn't, she did it in a playful way where she's like, ha ha, this is a joke. and and And she was cute about it. Where if you find some rando chick at the bar that's just a giant hoe, then it she's like, no, this is what I do and and all serious about it. That's the difference. It's like she was cute about it and playful about it. did you see the uh have you heard the I think I've seen it on YouTube. It might have been on Tik. I'm sure it was on TikTok with some guy. He was like, I don't know about y 'all but I don't want my girl to hop to on it. I want her to sound like that man. heck man wow wow wa wow wow I saw that. I was like, you know, what I like that better than a hockey
Speaker: Well, for a while, when the Hot 2 came thing out and started going viral, I was like, this is the dumbest thing ever. Now, I'm just like, every time, like, because if you scroll on TikTok, it's like every fifth video, you just got it. It's cute, it's funny, but it's like, okay, it's running scores. What's next? It's getting old. I mean, don't get me wrong, I want a hat and shirt, but I'd rather just make it myself. But it's cute for what it was, but it's like, okay, what's next? You're 15 seconds of our aura. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, I just. But I think she's missed opportunity for her. I left my shit open. I left my channel off. I wouldn't put it on private because. Yeah, yeah. But the problem with that is and but and you know, there's the problem with that is all the fucking weirdos online, man. Oh, yeah. Everybody's like, will you walk you on me? I'm sure. Well, OK. So, I get that.
Speaker: No, I know online, I'm not a weirdo. Like when I, if I see, I very rarely comment on anything. Like I commented on one the other day. No, I'm not that guy either. No, oddly enough, I'm the shyest motherfucker on, on TikTok and stuff. I don't slide in anybody's deal. Yours, but that's, Different. What? No, i I'm not. I'm like, I don't the balls people have to do just jump in somebody's DMS like what's up? I'm like, really, dude, you're like 10 ,000 miles away. You really think she'd like Oh, some random guy text me as dick.
Speaker: this is what I want to talk to on. No, it's not. and Yeah. I mean, I think I don't blame her for putting all of her stuff on private because again, like I said, you know, there's a ton of fucking weirdos online and and people are going to be saying, ah you know, inappropriate things are going to be messaging her constantly. and Not only that, you but you really want to put up with your phone blowing up 24 seven.
Speaker: no i don't yeah yeah like i don't know how and and said let's be honest if it it was our equivalent to the hawk 2 and and went it went viral we wouldn't get three messages because we're not a hot chick in a black dress saying hawk 2 let's be honest you know uh come on
Speaker: Said no one ever speak for yourself. I'm a hot commodity Okay, you say so No, I just don't see like ah the guys the guys equivalent to that There there isn't one like you don't see guys even the guys that like Are like firemen and chopped wood and are built like fucking Hemsworth aren't getting blown up like it. Oh, yeah, I'm sure the way that um sure there's guys out there that are that are you know
Speaker: um But yeah, but but it's also it's like it's like sex in high school the sex you want you're not getting the sex you're getting you don't want Was like, you know on social media the DMS you're getting are the ones you don't want the ones you want you don't get
Speaker: I don't know. I'll never know. Honestly, let's be honest. I mean, I mean, you're not, you're not wrong to a certain degree. You're, you're definitely, you're not wrong. Um, yeah, there it's like, you know, with this, since I've been on Tik TOK and whatnot, the, you know, the few times that I was single, it was just like, Oh my God. I'm going to, you know, like I would not like I was getting a million notification, but I was there was you get like one a month or something like that. Yeah. Well, no it wasn't much. One a month is like now. Well, like comments and, you know, everything else, it was just like, Jesus Christ. I like it when I'm not a piece of meat, ladies. Shoes. I'm from Ohio. OK. A lot of people are.
Speaker: Is it no shit? No, it's like being two. Yeah, big deal. No, I just.
Speaker: Like nobody wants to get the message from Sloth at three o 'clock in the morning. Well, and and and that's the thing, I mean, you know, with and that's let's be honest, guys and girls that are getting DMS, they're getting a message from Sloth and and the Cryptkeeper and you're like, yeah, I'm good. Well, and and and and the fact that, you know, she wants a lot. Yeah, she went viral worldwide. A very sexual statement and sexual comments. So and let's be honest, she was she was tipsy or a couple drinks in at least because she was, you know, Lucy Goosey and she was like, ha this will be funny. And I like nobody's really liked that in real life. Nobody's like, I just want to suck.
Speaker: you know and And also, let's be honest, she's a six, seven on a good day. Well, she's not terrible. Yeah. She's a six, a seven on a good day. she my back into bed I don't care. In my opinion. But now it's like every weird, creepy dude on the plane. It's like, Oh, yeah, they think they got a shot. So I don't blame her for going for for for going private and set. Yeah, but at the end of the day, like if you if you and I went viral tomorrow for something we said, wouldn't you want to capitalize on that? She is, though. I mean, she is to a certain degree. And I mean, yeah but you know what? But we're different. We're different creatures. Like I'm not going to I'm not going to set my stuff to private just because we're where all of a sudden huge like I don't care. Whatever. are you fucking
Speaker: Comment message. i i comments all because i have the yeah I have the option to turn my notifications off. My phone isn't fucking flying off the wall. And I also have the choice to not respond. So, I mean, uh, But again, you know, it's that's that's one of those differences between men and women is... I don't care. Awesome. We're famous. Well, yeah, exactly. At the end of the day, if we got if we got that kind of praise from all the the thirsty chicks on the planet, we're like, yeah, I'm the fucking man. A girl on the other hand is like, yeah, I got to go in hiding because these guys are creepy. Because let's be honest, guys are way creepier than chicks.
Speaker: ah Well, yeah ninety ah you know, in the last few, the last couple of years, I've noticed that women are just as deviant as men. If not more, in some cases. Yeah. But you're, you're talking to like planetary wise 50 % where guys, it's like 90. No, no. Now, with this whole social media shit and every woman on the planet wants to have an OnlyFans and empowerment and everything else.
Speaker: i ah you know so
Speaker: Personally myself and I've been shocked at some of the things that women have said and messaged me But I've also heard it from other people where I'm not saying like it's a men versus women thing um It's I think in the last couple years women have become more comfortable in their in their skin or whatever and more comfortable with their sexuality and they're a little bit more open than they used to be or maybe I've been Men are always... Yeah, we're we're giant we're giant pigs, let's be honest. Yeah. You know, I'm the rarer anywhere. I'm not that weird guy that's going to be like, what's up? And then chicks will be like, what's up? And then next picture, next thing I send is a picture of my dick. Yeah. You know, or... I don't i don't get that. I don't get that. because Because, like, if you send me a picture of your tits, I'm going to be happy. But, like, I don't think... and And I've been proven right multiple times because I've heard it from women.
Speaker: They don't care what your dick looks like. Nobody cares. Yeah. Yeah. You listen here, mister. I don't have fucking social media. I can only text you on your phone. Yeah. No, I mean, I boss about the guy who's like, you know, if somebody says to me, if I sit there like, Hey, and then I'm like, Hey, and then they're like, Oh, so what's going on? Well, fuck. But however, I have gotten the messages for women. Like, like, they'll be like, Hey, what's up? And like, Hey, what's going on? And all of a sudden. Here's the list of things I want to do to you. And it's like, Oh, whoa. Hey, can we have at least let me add these to my bucket list. can That's the difference between you and me. When you were single, you're getting that stuff and I'd be single. And I'd be like, well, here's my address. Yeah. I'd be like, can we at least exchange names? Cause I'm pretty sure your name isn't butterfly cupcake two, one, three, three, four. yeah call you That person, baby. I don't care.
Speaker: Yeah. i Jeff will send you all the dick pics you want. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah no Like, like, i like and like some of the, some of the messages when I was single that I got, I seriously, it made, they made me blush. And I'm like, Oh, excuse me, ma 'am. You need Jesus in your life. But first, come on over. You go to see Jesus after me. But wait, there's more. But wait, there's more, yeah. no
Speaker: and But here's the thing. A lot of people are one thing online and a different person. You know what I mean? There's very few people that are both. You know, me in person, um I'll talk to you eventually. you know I'm gonna sit over here and drink my drink. And we'll talk before I leave. But, you know, online, I'll be like, yeah, but I'm gonna, you know.
Speaker: head almost nothing No, I will never say that because let's be honest, I'm gonna disappoint you, honey. I'm a go all nighter big dog in the sheets. Yeah. I'd be like, well, it's, it's, it's 11 59 in Europe. I'm going to take you to midnight, baby. Maybe nine o 'clock here. That's the other thing. You know, I think a lot of men and women, both they, they black morals, man. It was just like, I'm just going to put all my business out there, you know? Yeah. Like I'm not wanting to share my intimate secrets online at all.
Speaker: you know, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna make, ah you know, 40 over -sexualized videos to promote my OnlyFans an hour. Oh. Oh, don't get me wrong, they make great content, but I mean, Jesus, calm down. Well, yeah. And some of it, some of it, some of the cut, it's just sad. It's just the same thing repeated. There was a check I used to follow. She would literally make the same, Yeah, the same song, the same dance moves. It's a different outfit. like Same words up on the screen. Is a single mom born in the 80s too old for you? like That's your whole fucking spiel. You're fucking 42. Shut up. You're not old. you know What does that say about me? Shut up. no there's You're from Ohio.
Speaker: Yeah, you're an Ohio 10, but you're you're everywhere else of four. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Seven.
Speaker: but but However, there are a couple of chicks on there. They do different content and stuff like that. that Like you you don't follow them, but they come across your for you and you're like, oh, wow. Oh, she's got no offense. An only pitch for me is kind of a turn off. I've got to out because I have no shot. yeah Well, I mean, let's be honest, like single, if you're a single dude and even, even a chick, that's like a seven or six and you're like, oh, okay. i I do. Oh, she's got an only pants. I'm not the only one looking at this video. Think of the same thing.
Speaker: But I mean, that's the same thing as like a stripper or, or, uh, even a waitress, you know, when you go to a restaurant and you get a female waitress. And if you're not there, like. with your, with your significant other or whatever, but you're there with a couple of buddies, you know, the waitress, that fucking app will be, she'll kind of flirt and laugh and joke around it with you a little bit. Cause she wants to get that extra. She's working for tips. Well, I had a buddy of mine. He's like the girls that Hooters love me. I'm like, dude, they work for tips. Calm down. Yeah. Well, I used to have that conversation. I had a buddy of mine that constantly you'd have like a $10 bill and tip 25.
Speaker: And I'm like, what are you doing? Oh, she likes me. ah No, she don't. Yeah. She likes that $25 tip. She likes that fucking 200 % tip. you just catcher Catch her on the street. Catch her on the street. She's going to ignore you. Or I had a buddy that liked to do the phone number and put it phone number. on the on the check and when when we would go and I would add I asked him what I said how many times does that work honestly give me a real number how many times does somebody got actually called you you got a call from somebody she used to drink that tend to change e and it's a dude going what's up daddy you're like god yeah i you know I think i to a certain degree I agree with that binge uh you know but also I think it's just you know social media is it well
Speaker: Yeah, it's it's like, you know, when when the car came out back in the early 40s and, you know, when car became mass produced, you know, the the quote unquote sexual revolution started because now you had a place where you you lived at home and she lived at home, you had a place to go do it. And it's just gotten worse. And with social media, you can do phone sex. You can do text sex. You can be like, hey, let's meet up behind a fucking Walmart parking lot and knock this out. Yeah. Well, that it was that. And like I said, you know, I think a lot of people forget, once it's on the internet, it's forever. Forever, period. it was You know, you no no if I was a hot chick, I would totally put up sexy videos of myself. So when I'm old and gray, I'm like, see, I was hot back in the day. Right.
Speaker: But would I haven't only fans probably because easy money. Let's be honest. I'm not mad at it, but it's not like I'm not going to run after some chicks. Got an only fans because I'm not cool with a bunch of dudes jerking at my girl.
Speaker: I don't know if I can handle mental. I wouldn't, I wouldn't be verbal about it, but I'd be safe. You know, we'd be doing the deed and I'd be like, yeah, Chris is jerking to you right now. You know? I'm not saying you would, but you know what I mean?
Speaker: yeah so it's like e i mean but However, I would brag the fuck out of it. I'd be like, yeah, you may have saw it, but I got to be there. I filmed it. It's kind of double -edged sword.
Speaker: you know i i got i got You know, I got my only fans. I haven't posted much. on Yeah. but But let's be honest. Your only fans is is you did it. And and correct me if I'm wrong, you did it more of a goof. And just maybe to see what happens. Yeah. yeah Yes. If you make a bunch of money from it. Great. Yeah. I mean, I want to be out there trying to land some shit. Yeah. But I want to I want to be more active on it and whatnot. But I'm also not like doing weird shit. Like I'm not like. Yeah. ah on a cucumber Yeah. I'm not like taking a video of me in the shower and bending up and show bending over and showing everybody my nails. for me You know, I'm not I'm not like, you know, posting in videos of me doing the helicopter like helicopter, helicopter, however, however, the helicopter is funny.
Speaker: I mean, it's never not funny, but it's also it's hard to have a it's hard to have a sexy helicopter. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you granted, did you get to see a little bit more of me than most people ever, you know, most people do. And but I'm not nude. I'm not showing my Becker or anything like that. I don't know. I don't know. Like I would totally be gym socking it just in case, but
Speaker: jimb sign yeah stuff of gym sock down there is on my phone juk looks huge um they do that trusteessie roll whatever but's bigger oh no and like like i don't I don't think I would go full nude because I've seen myself naked. I'm not impressed. I don't really think anybody else will be either. I'm just saying. You ever seen a swatch naked? You don't really want to get the most disappointed? Check out my only thing. You know, I think with. the
Speaker: with the TikTok and Instagram and all that stuff. I you know i think, you know like I said, dudes have always been creeps, but you know i think I think women are are entering there or have entered their creep era and they're not afraid. They're a little bit more in and inhibited or whatever. and you can't well And society with social media is telling us to be creepy. Being all on family structure and stuff because now it's more generations doing it it's it's it's it's society in general, you know the the What is a nuclear family doesn't exist in On a very rare occasion it does but and and it's not even more it's it's almost like a peer pressure thing and
Speaker: I've seen 50 and 60 year old women with only fans. Yeah, but some of them girls look real good too. But I'm just saying that, that, I mean, that's nothing to do with new generation or anything like that. It's just the world we live in now. So yeah, it is what it is. Well, actually I have an interesting, I have an interesting little tidbit of a story to kind of explain it. ah In in 95 these scientists taught monkeys the value of money They gave him like bottle caps right and they they they said you they they taught them that if you change these with us will give you a fruit cup or will give you grapes or whatever and over a course of like six months these these monkeys learned that there was value in these bottle caps and then
Speaker: They introduced the the monkeys to gambling and the monkeys were gambling and they were trade money for and eventually the monkeys monkeys figured out on their own that if I give an extra couple coins to a female monkey that female monkey is going to let me get it.
Speaker: True story. And and so they they basically just started acting like humans because the female monkeys would take that money and buy more shit. They buy more food or whatever. And the the male monkeys were like, well, they learned how to budget and everything. They were like, well, I got enough coins to get me grapes and and ah yo fruit cup today, but I got three extra coins here. I can give it over to this monkey girl over here and give me some.
Speaker: but And it it was a real thing. I actually just saw when we were on break, I was i watched TikTok and that that came up, and I saved it, I'll send it to you. I was like, damn, that's, they they just started becoming human. Yeah, I'll send it to you right now. like It was - Well, that's the only thing, you know, money has become everything, materialistic stuff has become everything. You know, I joke around about like, I'd love to be more active on my OF. Uh and maybe make a decent profit off of it because uh, which certainly help out a lot Oh 100 % Um, how do I think i'm gonna be getting like 10 grand a month? No, however, I wouldn't be mad at that It won't let me download on here I just sent it to the nonsensical page um I'd have to actually screen record it but I sent it to you. Um Well, yeah, I like it
Speaker: it's It's a primitive thing. The difference between the animals and us is we know better. yeah you know And let's be honest, the amongk that animals have it easy. They can kind of get it more or less when they want, where in society we can't, which is why things like OnlyFans exist. Because if you're 300 pounds and you're sitting in your mom and dad's basement and you're you know, wishing you had a woman, but you can rub one out and watch her own OnlyFans and you make enough money, you're good. So, there is that.
Speaker: Yeah, watch that video. It's fucked up. I want to see if I can download it. Yeah, well, the only way to download it is the screen record. Let me screen record it. i'll i'll ah I'll show it after the break if you want to jump us on break. Oh, I see. Yeah, they have it turned off. Oh, 2005. Oh, it was 2005? I thought it was 95. Let me go ahead and screen record. Yeah. I don't know. How do we even get on that tangent? It's kind of a weird thing. It's extremely important to keep the audio. I'll do it done right. Let's say you should be able to
Speaker: ah Hell, I don't know. I don't know. Fuck. Scientists. Anyway. Yeah, it's a weird thing. You know, like I said, it takes a break. I got to make my bladder bladder, as we say. um as blaze said I'll record this. but yeah Let's let's let's let's cleanse our palate there. Holy crap. Yeah, that was a weird tangent to get on that Jeff just made weirder at the end with The monkey sex? Monkey prostitution. it's and I'm telling you, I'll show you the video when we get back. It kind of was like, damn, that's fucked up.
Speaker: Well, I'm into that. ah We're going to take a real quick break. So Jeff can get that video for I'll get the video and I'm going to make my gla bladder. glass Just go get that video for us. And and we'll we'll play that because this is one of those things where it just sounds like Jeff is just making shit up just to make shit up. But nonetheless, we'll be back here in a few minutes. I'll play ah currently currently just blowing up the charts. I mean, just, just going ballistic right now down there in Nashville. Our guy Hunter a lot. I had him on a few weeks ago. If you guys miss that interview, it's, it's up there. You can, you could listen to it on the podcast and platforms or find the replay on YouTube. ah But he had Hunter a lot on there. I'm going to go ahead and play his newest single. You had your chance and you can find Hunter a lot everywhere.
Speaker: where you stream music on all social media at Hunter lot. Show them some love.
Speaker: I told my mama that you had a heart of gold I was weak and searching for a miracle Then you opened my soul and decided to just close the door But I should've known that you were gonna drive me crazy Half my thoughts saying maybe she loves me but why am I in so much pain? I look over my shoulder cause you're getting
Speaker: You're never gonna be safe Girl, I think that it's time to tell you I know you lied I've heard your secrets that your ego just would not let you keep Baby, you were the dice And now that I'm doing fine You text me, call me, and DM me While I'm trying to stay You said that you were sorry but you gotta know I made up my mind a long time ago I'm happy now so I'll keep my stance and then I'll do my dance
Speaker: Baby you left me crying and all alone I felt like I was dying in that bitter cold We had something special that I had never seen before
Speaker: That you were gonna drop me crazy Have my thoughts and maybe she loves me But why am I in so much pain? I know I'm not insane and my memory's hazy Now I'm no longer feeling that way Girl I think that it's time to tell you I know you lied I've heard your secrets that your ego just would not let you keep Baby you were the dice and now that I'm doing fine You text me call me and DM me while I'm trying to sleep You said that you were sorry but you got us wrong I made up my mind
Speaker: I'll do my dance, baby
Speaker: and then I'll do my dance baby you had your chance yeah buddy a little hunter lot there with you had your chance welcome back to nonsense go nonsense everybody o well you're having fun hanging out we're just all over the place tonight talking and all kinds of crazy shit usual Further usual when it comes to nonsensical nonsense. hey there unnecessary If you're not already, go ahead and check out the network. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we have an actual network of shows. We got shows Monday through Sunday for you. You can follow us on all the social medias, Facebook, Instagram, X and TikTok. You can check out the shows live.
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Speaker: Anyways, welcome back. We got Jeff in the building. and You guys know me. I'm click and just joining us long time. No see what's going on. Okay, man. Oh, not much. Just fucking dealing with a lot of shit lately. So I've been taking a break. There you go. Well, welcome. T -shirts and everything. Unfortunately that you're dealing with a bunch of shit, but taking a break is always good. It's good to see you, man. Haven't seen you in a hot minute. switch jobs. So no, a little more. man Yeah. Right. Your bottom now. Uh, I'm more of a side saddle kind of guy. All right. i' um But I'm the big spoon. I'm still the big spoon in the deal. Okay. but at it what i What's new gig? Uh, I worked for a company called earth systems. He is a, he is a,
Speaker: pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical distributor. I own a private island. I'm a cockologist.
Speaker: So real quick, before we get into it, I got the monkey video here. This has gone wild. Here we go. Scientists once taught monkeys the concept of money and then disaster ensued. In 2005, a group of monkeys were given silver coins. It took months to teach the monkeys that these coins were a valuable means of exchange, but once they had that understanding is when the real fun began. They were given 12 coins and presented with jello cups and grapes, each costing a different price. Then scientists introduced price shocks, raising the price of one and dropping the price of the other. And the monkeys went for the better deal if they were low on cash, meaning they understood budgeting. Then gambling was introduced and monkeys were doing that. Then they figured out stealing, then something really shocking began to happen. The monkeys truly had a grasp of money and learned it wasn't just good for buying food. The scientists noticed that some male monkeys were using the coins to pay females for lovemaking. Those females would then use that money they earned to go buy food for themselves. Once scientists noticed that was happening, they did have to put an end to it because they wanted to ensure any future monkey business occurred as nature intended. All in all, they found that when money was introduced, they just behaved a good bit like humans.
Speaker: There it is. So maybe that's the problem with society. Money is the problem with society. Yeah, it has been for decades. That is something else. hey and Welcome back, Mike. I've seen you. I've seen your senior live over there on on Facebook. Yeah, on Facebook, your live. And probably various other platforms. That's just a weird thing to happen. I mean, it's it's almost inevitable.
Speaker: It is an all it is the oldest form of All these apparently well it apparently took a couple months to figure it out so Well, you know they were they were testing the waters to see how far they could go you know then Then they found that one slut monkey who was like eggs you pay I'll make you a holla for a dollar twenty twenty up Your silver coins ah un do something You only heard about in your fucking thoughts, okay, but come here Where's everybody at tonight? Holy shit?
Speaker: I don't know, man. Nobody likes us in school today. We're going to old school. Yeah, we're kicking a little old school, man. it's ah It's been a hot minute since we've done an episode with just Jeff and I. A lot of drivers have been in the chats all night. Apparently, he's taking the night off. He must be exhausted from his one show this week. Good job. Good job. Hey, you know, I mean, but it hurts sometimes when you actually have to think about something. Come on now. now but no, uh, that new company I work for, I'm basically an equipment operator. yeah i No, I'm home every night. So I gave you a laptop in your cage Jarvis. What more do you want?
Speaker: a
Speaker: You're so needy. Yeah. Good Lord. Next year we want to be good. Yeah. yeah you home yeah now you know yeah
Speaker: There's a little bit of adjustment though. I'm assuming a little bit. I mean that, and then at least now I get my kids every weekend. So they're right there and take some time off because the kids driving you crazy. I guarantee it. Yeah. Yeah. I get it. We all love our kids. Don't get me wrong, yeah but there's science times where you're just like, you know, if I get some wildflowers and a shovel, nobody will ever know.
Speaker: If I mix a little ammonia with some bleach, will it actually work?
Speaker: Stock up on that, night go to bed. well Melatonin gummies. My kids are ridiculous and fuckers. Appreciate it. Shout out, Michael. Thank you, Michael. Michael's live right now. He's doing music. He's he's on. I think he's live on Twitch. I know he's live on Facebook. I got it pulled up here. I got the captions on because I don't want to turn it up, but yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: I'll give a, give him a body in the room. I'm still kind of, I want to see he's playing music real quick because this, what he does, it's, um, got, I don't know how to pronounce it.
Speaker: oh It's kind of like what Glick's house music started out as, right? Uh, it's, it's, a it's AI music. So he's making AI music. Okay. So he doesn't have to worry about copyright. That's kind of cool. But he like plugs in like, Like, it's pretty cool. I'm not mad. you said There's a lot of there's a lot of like 70s born, but OK. Yeah, i know there's a lot of times like you. I think he plugs in like, you know. Topics and some some suggestions and ideas and then like type of music and then it creates a song or something. by It's like, well, AI, AI is an amazing thing. I actually built an entire contract for work using AI. Yeah, I've seen it.
Speaker: There's a, there's a lot of times if he's live, like when when I'm at work or whatever that, uh, like I do normally, you know, if somebody's live and I can't necessarily comment the whole time, but I was just coming in with a strong comment down there in the chatters box.
Speaker: I'm just saying, give them a little hot food and it'll be calm. He's such a meaty bitch. If she don't hawk too, I don't want to talk to her. I saw that chart too like i love that I did see I did see two trucks on on tiktok via to pick up trucks. One said Hawk to and then the other one said spit on that thing. they driving I was like, you know, I'm not bad at it. I mean, tell me that wouldn't be being quick just driving on a road to and spit on that thing. I'm not. a rock
Speaker: Yeah, that's what she said. You gotta knock cobwebs off that thing. Yeah. Yeah, she said Damn, that blew up on me. Yeah, damn. I can dust off it. I'm just saying. Yeah, dude. Nah.
Speaker: and I was just like, I'm not even hearing. I'm still getting fucked with. I think ah can't reach quit off chatd those books ah can't rage rage quit on the chat. Nobody will see me. Nobody'll notice. Well, we were actually talking a little bit earlier. K -Mac, would you would you date a chick with an OnlyFans if she had it before you dated? Me and my wife had an OnlyFans.
Speaker: Oh, God, I hope I never come across that. but ah mean Well, me and my ex -wife did. No, but I'm talking like, like. Oh, hell yeah. As long as I get to join in on that shit, dude. I need to perform on camera like it for me. like i See, I think it's, I think it's, you know, Jeff, I don't, I wouldn't have a problem You know, like, if no, I wouldn't have a problem with it. But my thing is, like, don't ask me to join in because I don't want to disappoint the planet. Well, I'm in it for me at that point. I don't care. yeah But what I'm saying is, like, I'm already underwhelming. So right now, she's the only one that knows, you know, yeah and but everybody else. He's like, wow, that guy's quick.
Speaker: You know, yeah and I mean, at the end of the day, I mean, as long as, you know, it's not like one of those content creators who's like, I'm going to pick 10 of my random subscribers and fuck them on camera. Yeah, and yeah that, that boy that's what she's just posting pictures or doing stuff by herself. I wouldn't give a damn if I was dating an only chance, our only fans chief. Yeah. I know you want the only trans girls. That's okay. Yeah, it's okay. Says the guy who accidentally watches four hours of training porn every day. It's not gay. It's not accidental either.
Speaker: but ah you You say the other day, like it happened yesterday. but Like I mess you at noon, like, dude. No, I mess you up every day. Every day. You do messes me. You check out this video, I just, I'm like, dude. That's two guys having sex. don They got kids, bro. You know, have but if you put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig. It's 24 and she's Filipina. Don't worry about it. um She's from Bangkok. She's one of those lady boys.
Speaker: and as a kid run Okay.
Speaker: okay you you guys met them out and i did that but
Speaker: it I was watching what that. That's not to understand. jeff when We've said this a million times. There is an ax for every seat. Hey, I don't get it. I get it. I get that. So, what you're saying is I don't want to join in. Yeah. but yeah she go I mean, I'm inadequate. I'd still have a good time. Oh, I'd definitely join in. But I'd be like, you know. I'd be like, I'm going to disappoint your fans in the first five seconds. There's going to be a ah content warning. This is a quick video.
Speaker: This will be the shortest video of my OnlyFans career, everybody, OK? It's called edit editing. yeah You can take a 20 -second video and turn it into a 30 -minute video. yeah I'm a hell of an editor, boy. Let me tell you. know Look, just like the professionals do it, if you want to call them professionals, you know, that there's there's so there's a flapper, the camera. Yeah. You what know, there's the foreplay and you do this for her. She does this for you. There's that. they didada ah Then you get out to the. Yeah. I didn't want. Yeah. OK. I was going to say you get you've thought about this book well because when they get down to business, half of them only last.
Speaker: I thought about being a director, independent film director at one point in time. Hey, for gay midget porn, it's okay. Nothing wrong with that. Hey, there's that's a niche. That's a niche market. You're going to the market on some shit. Yeah, buddy. I'm trying to get Connor to join. Tripods are us.
Speaker: I'm just saying you're going to the market on the right niche. have **** looking for Connor's legs. Will travel. no ah Lieutenant kt or Lieutenant Connor, you've lost your legs.
Speaker: Oh **** I'm going to make a I'm going to make a parody film. It's called private Saving Private Connor's Legs. I'm going to make a billion. I just.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't i don't know. It's one of those things. Let's take a jealousy to another extreme level. If you're going to. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like, like like if I'm going to if I'm looking for somebody to fucking marry.
Speaker: That's kind of like becoming the ultimate cook. Not really. If ah she's not making content with other dudes, you know what I mean? I get it. Yeah. OK. You're not going to be fucking mad when you're driving a brand new fucking whatever game car you want to drive. Well, that's fast and furious looking thing.
Speaker: You mean my Chevy SUV? You're talking about the Eclipse. It's been in the driveway for a year and a half. Don't be angry. Don't be jealous of the Eclipse. Yeah. You're not going to be mad when your Eclipse actually runs. It looks good. Oh, I can't believe that bitch has all your fans. I think I should break up with her. But I like my Eclipse. Me, me, me. No, but I'm like, if, if like mother chi doer for your scooter gang old scoots of anarchy, for you don't be mad. Don't be mad. at that scoo upgrade to a vest but baby i see I hear a lot of jealousy about you. You started with the Faggio. Now you're going to invest. Yeah. I'm upgraded. Buck girl loves me. I got a whole full, I'm a man now. I got a big boy. v but
Speaker: mean I would never drive a mess, but I think those are goopy as hell. The only fans that I came home from work tomorrow and they were sitting in my drive or sitting in the parking lot was a brand new Chevy 2500. Yeah, you know, no I wouldn't be mad at it with with the u I just tell i'm just tell everybody I just tell everybody she's in finance.
Speaker: I'll be on here. I'll be on here. Yeah. You put, you put her only fans like on the back of the truck. You guys, you guys, you guys want to steal my new truck? Like I said Chevy 2 ,500 with your overcompensation package. You're goddamn right. Hey baby. Hold on. It's got a, it's got a son. They're trying to because there's just, there's just like 500 Sims that are paying $10 a month or whatever. you know, or 1 ,000 or 2 ,000 simps out there. hey I get it. 10 bucks a month. I was going to say, well, me and the ex had ours. Just to look at what I get to play with. I think we were knocking down right about fucking 4 ,500 bucks a month. I mean, we weren't even a big one. Yeah, you know, but I mean, still. Yeah, we know, buddy. I was like, oh, hey.
Speaker: Came back, his wife has another thing. Oh, OK. Oh, God. Oh. Careful angle, buddy. Careful angle. Right? Nah, you always got to get the close up where it barely fits in the camera. I'm just saying. It looks way better. I'm just saying. Shave your asshole, buddy. No, you got to leave the fur on the fucking wheel. And look, Chris's beard is coming out of your ass. Came back's got an ass beard. looks like i'm smugggger as you walk them um He had more beard on your ass than he knew your face. I could have made a bear skin rug out of that motherfucker. As Moses once said, set my people free, came back, get them out of your drawers.
Speaker: yeah but yeah i don't know if you want to squat go we let that baby squatch go okay Hey, i like a dead animal on your ass all i'm saying is I don't know if you want to park that sea or not. Okay. That's all I'm saying. Did you imagine the single bear? We're telling everyone of my fucking secrets you asshole. Hey, don't worry. Don't knock the dingleberry forest. All right. ah I mean, it it would it would prevent you from getting something up there. Exactly. Nobody's going to go near that. Nobody wants to touch the dingleberry forest. The dingleberries taste like dingleberry.
Speaker: pour I don't remember eating any corn yeah oh that's dad freak it out man oh run a cold throat to clean it man right put your shit in too i use ah i use a made a stringer I use a hair straightener on it, you know, get it nice and straight and then I come together and fucking Play -Doh comes out man.
Speaker: I didn't get that. What was that? What was that hair gel that c Clooney was obsessed with in Oh Brother Where Art Thou? Dapper dance. Dapper dance. I was going to call it Dippydoo or whatever. But yeah, it's just some dapper dance. It's hard to comb over. Like a parted comb over. You only see one half of your ass. but And just change it up, you switch to the other side. Right, right. A little different for you guys this time. Yeah, it's the same fucking scene. It just airs on the other side. Do a mohawk. Do a mohawk. And then for the Fourth of July, you could do like red, white, and blue for Friday night. Yeah, right, right.
Speaker: but Sit down and take a shit. Your mohawk gets fucked up. Honey, help me fix my mohawk. You look like the guys in A's that had the giant spikes in her head. It's just hanging out of your fucking D's. but't have help but lohawk she walks in the bathroom and a man's just been over grabbing his hands She's like, I want a divorce. Now we know why your marriage didn't work. yeah I get it. I get it. Hey, if you ate it in some freaky shit every now and again, is it really worth's that in the end? That's the question. All right. Oh, I'm just saying, according to cam, we need to stay out of fucking Carolina's Jesus. Them bitches over there. Crazy. No, not according to him. Oh.
Speaker: we were We were talking about backdoor action, and he's like, I've never had a chick move out. Like, A, you need to have more sex, or B, you're one of the wrong chicks. Or C, move out of us. Fucking. Yeah. Get out of the Carolina. That's great. Yeah. But I mean, to be fair, I've been like, I'd go over the beach and shit like that all the time a few years ago. over there and it never failed. Dude, you'd be there. I'd be there five, six hours and and up back at the fucking hotel with the fucking cougar because there's a lot of like 40 year old, 50 year old women over there that are smoking hot and want to. Oh, hey, hey. Older women, beautiful lovers. That's right.
Speaker: Give me a reason to call you mommy in the morning. a i've always like my winner um car perfect oh yeah there is know there's a quarterger and i put him in the air ah I know. I put it there, boy. You got a longer drive with a fee. Thank you, daddy. Thank you, daddy. Yeah, but you know, actually, you know, I don't mean this in a bad way, but you know, yeah, you do. You know, we're men of a certain age, you know, cougars for us are getting up there now.
Speaker: I ain't mad I don't know that. There's a chick on TikTok where she's giving, she's she's she's at like number 70 reason. Each video she's like, number one reason to date an over woman. She is 50, but she looks like she's 35. Been there before. She's gorgeous. and and she so the she said she got you know i've watched a bunch of her videos and i was scrolling today and she's like reason 69 to date an older woman and then the video ends so it was like yeah i'm got better at nice she just winks and then ends the video and i was like
Speaker: I'm like, yes, it is. I've seen that value like four times. I was like, you know what? She's gorgeous. Hey, 60 is the new 40. Yeah. Well, that's the things like when we were in our 20s, we were like, 40. That's the whole bitch. I'm out. But now, I'm like, 40 ain't bad. I'm just saying. Right. And I'm and there's times wrong. You know what? ain' bad Yeah. I don't um don't know how high I'd go. Like, what's your age limit at this age, right? I mean, depending on what she had to offer, if she was, like, on her deathbed, I would still tap it just so I could inherit whatever she left me in the winter. Well, no, 100 % agree. If I find a billionaire 80 -year -old woman, I'm going to knock the dust off it. I was spit on that thing. I will make her see pieces. Yeah. I will all do it.
Speaker: All day long. Gotta knock those cobwebs off that bitch. Like, how did she die? With a fucking smile on her face. Give me the money. But, like, I'm talking, you know, she she, let's say she pull in 50 grand a year. You know, nothing crazy. And you pull in about 50K a year. And and yeah I'm not talking about, like, she's gonna die tomorrow. What's your, let's say, God forbid, you're single tomorrow, and And an older woman's like, what's up, daddy? Let's do this. What's what's your max age? Ooh. And I'm talking i'm talking sexy as fuck. I'm not talking sloth from the fucking goonies. OK, so like if you're talking sexy, because I have seen some really sexy 60 -year -olds. I would say I'd probably have to cut it off at 60. Yeah, there like 65. Yeah.
Speaker: You know, at only 50 grand? Yeah. 60, 65. I'm going to say breathing. yeah i do you i knew summers go one of thank really What's up, Granny? Dude, there's this chick on, uh, where did I see there? There's a, there's a production company. We'll put it that way. They got this older woman on there and I'm like, you know what? I'm not mad at it. I might have a ah brain defect, but i well, there's no mind about it. I definitely have a brain defect. We all do. Exhibit A and B. And C. i had i had a when i When I was down in Charleston, I had a customer of mine. I think she was in her
Speaker: late 70s and if she would have ever been like, Hey, what's up? I didn't like, hey Hey, what's up? I'm saying, you know, a good local woman. You just like, you know what? Fuck it. Age is just a number. later let's who did That's right. couldve been Hey, what's up? I don didn't been like hat me. yeah right Well, like before I met Tanya, I was dating from her back porch was something else. on Like this house paid for, who was up? I'm about to tell you. are she She was a, she was, she was a, she was an attractive lady and she was in her seventies. No beer for her tonight. When I, I'm recovering sick. and i had last Last night I had an interview and yeah, I didn't really cut it short. We almost went two hours, but we could have kept going. But my stomach was fucked and I, when we got done, I spent the next 12, 13 hours throwing up.
Speaker: because you don't have none of that pe it's calling dinosaurs and I feel like I got hit by a truck. I am so sore today. I got the bid get the vid. I got the vid. So, um'm ah I ah got water tonight. I had a seven up. I got my water. I think i drank water last night too because I just wasn't Really good. Cam came up and he was going to drink for Glick, but he lasted about 30 seconds. Oh, that's what happened to Cam. He already died. about was One fucking beer. He's like, I can't do it. Oh, fuck. Yeah. It's like the water. I've actually been trying to drink up. I've actually been drinking less beer i've last week. I did. Well, I did Wednesday night show and I had I drank water the whole show and then.
Speaker: The week before the whole night, the only night that I drank was Saturday night on the shows. The last time I drank, Steven put me next to the car.
Speaker: that was great ah My neighbors got pictures. wish i that picture Everybody's like, um lose what i'm that was the first time I convinced everybody that you died. chat Like, I really hope Jeff's already dead. really no No, don't say that. I'm like, probably one bottle of wine. Calm down. yeah only One bottle of wine says the guy who passed out in his yard. Considering before that, the last drink I had was almost a year.
Speaker: One bottle, out don't don't fucking shrug it out. whos who but And you passed out in your yard. In the middle. It was a bottle of wine and under now. In the middle of the show, you passed out. Yeah. yeah my g depends on Yeah, but you drink almost daily. Am I wrong? No, I don't drink daily. Okay. Well, yeah how often would you say you drink? ah Two or three nights a week. Okay. I've been relatively sober for five or six years. But, ah but, but also for the last few months, I've been trying to cut back to where I'm not drinking. and There's a lot of shows that we've done that I haven't been drinking beer in the last couple of months. I've, I've, I've missed a few shows here as of lately. Cause I, you know, ah another that episode Steven and I got into it and then I just cracked up a bottle of wine and founded it. I drank it in under an hour and got up to this.
Speaker: and never came back. Steven and Jeff in their fucking periods. I was still I was still around. They can get their periods Chris. It's twenty twenty -four. You and you and fucking Steven got your cycles synced up with one another and you were both on your fucking period and both of you had a fucking little meltdown. I'm allowed to. I'm old man. Jeff's in his midlife crisis right now. Oh, buddy, you have no idea. Jeff is of co a fucking midlife crisis. Jeff's got man applause. I've been in that crisis since 20.
Speaker: What time? Hey. Shit, I just hit my knee on this table leg. Fuck that hurt. I'm not lie, I like your air fryer. It looks really nice.
Speaker: It barely ever gets used. Dumbass over here. we When we first started the show, he talked about hit the girl he was dating at the time had an air fryer. And he was like, this is the coolest fucking thing ever. So what I knew, I went out and bought one. I used it for like six months and I haven't touched it since. I love my air fryer. I love mine. I used mine. I make french fries. Dude, Nicky went to the store. No big secret. This fat fucker loves some potatoes. I don't care if they're baked. scalloped all you got up wrong i don't care fried or uh she bought me uh potato sticks so
Speaker: ah that hash mo take sorry the hashag So yeah and just some fancy way say a french prize fuck you yeah black ah never I have perfected the golden brown crispy hash brown in the air fryer, man. And I love that fucking air fryer. I use it all. I like mine. I want to be serious one time and I want to and I want to cook a steak in there. I have. It's worth seeing it. And my stepmom.
Speaker: Uh, when I first came back home to Ohio and I was staying and I stayed with them for a hot minute before I got my first apartment, she did stakes in the air fire one night and I was just like, yeah, um's it's a weird concept. When you start thinking, it was like, shut up and try it. And it was actually really, there's an, I actually, I actually subscribe to a channel on YouTube. I don't watch it, but in case I'm looking for something to make in it, uh, like next to never. I don't think they ever got into it, to be honest. Yeah. um there She has an entire channel. um Yeah, it was a funny moment. Yeah, calm down. no were like You're an 11, we need you about a 4. Speaking out of turn, adults are talking, settle it down. Yeah. No, but there's ah there's a chicken YouTube. your He has like 200 plus videos on recipes for your air fryer.
Speaker: Oh, nice. And I'm like, you know what? If I actually felt like cooking, I would actually use it. I love the air fryer. I think it's great, man. I throw everything in there. Well, on your air fryer, does your air fryer have holes in it? Mine has vents so that you can't put liquid in it. Oh, no. Mine's got a solid. Mine won't want liquid. I don't think you're supposed to put liquid in an air fryer. I've actually seen the one video the chick made of soup. Yeah. You can take the bottom grade out of the bottom of it. It's come up. Ours is like a container. Salt. Yeah. That's what mine is. Mine's not solid. It it has vents in it. So I can't put like liquid. Yeah. like and you get off stship yeah You can also steam shit in an air fryer too. Put a little bit of water in the bottom and then fucking turn the heat off.
Speaker: i get the cor
Speaker: Where are you at in your house? He's in the kitchen. I'm in the living room. I store it here because there's not enough room in my kitchen. I gotta build more cabinets. It's filthy, but look. It's got vents in it. Huh? Yeah, the bottom's solid, but but it's got vents. Yeah, mine i don't have vents. I don't know. I never thought about putting. No, because I saw the the one, the one guy I watched, he, he steamed vegetables and, and like the one guy did a steak, but he had a, a liquid halfway up the steak kind of marinate in. And I was like, fuck, I can't do that with mine. That I love my air fryer and I love my little George Foreman grill.
Speaker: Dude, I love George Foreman. I need a new one. I bought, they don't have the, I like, I haven't been able to actually find a full on George Foreman. Sometimes I'll, I'll buy the, I like to buy the frozen burger patties. I can take them right out of the freezer, frozen rock hard, throw them on that George Foreman. Rock it out. yeah yeah ah i with that last night we'll pray this i I did learn a fun little lesson. I was like, um taking plastic off I was like, I'm going to make a grilled cheese on my George Foreman. I bet it'll be amazing. It was amazing. No, however, I like to put Swiss cheese, cheddar cheese, you know, whatever. Yeah. You know, American cheese. and Don't put that much cheese on there. Yeah.
Speaker: i've <unk> It starts running out in the tray or eating the tray. There was fucking cheese everywhere, man. I was just like, ah, fuck. It also depends on the bread. You've got to learn to tilt that. You've got to tilt it so it's no longer at an angle. It just sits. Well, did did not only that, but it also depends on the bread, because I was just using like regular bread. I've done it that way and used thicker, like Texas toast. Like the Texas toast? Yeah. You know, and I've put the, and I've put a good amount of cheese on there and it's been fine, but I'll tell you what, even when your bread's not a, not a fan, even if you just use regular bread and like a slice and a half of cheese, that's like a perfect grilled cheese on the George for every damn time. Perfect. I'm like, hell yeah. I've done case in there and I'll put the cheese and you know, whatever else I want to put inside of a case of DF.
Speaker: I never thought of that. I fucking make KCDs all the time. because i yeah know it up but it right as you put that man or man Put it in there for a couple minutes. Let that but the the soft shell get a little golden brown on it. Pull it out, man. And nice. Oh, good. he Yeah, dude, the hard shell taco here is such a foreign concept to everybody it blows my mind but you really yeah Yeah, they don't do hard they don't have a hard shell taco Yeah hard hard shells as they make they make their own tortillas. It's their their their corn tortillas. Yeah now I prefer the flour Yeah, I'm um i don't know a big fan of corn. Yeah She made chicken tacos tonight and she got flour and corn and then crispy
Speaker: crispy shells, crunchy shells, whatever. That's total American. And and I forgot that I didn't like corn tortillas. or They sit next to each other. You almost can't tell the difference. Oh yeah. Well, you could definitely tell the difference between these, but I'm a flower guy. 100 % of flower tortillas. Yeah, they got a brand here. It's a the brand is Tia Rosa. They're fucking amazing. The crispy shell, the crunchy shell is not. That's an American thing. That's a whole American thing. I see. That's the best thing. That's why we're better than everybody else, because we take your whack at shit and we make it. Why? Because you can make a tortilla chip into a fucking. Yes. If I want a hard sell taco, I'll put tortilla chips on my fucking taco. Yes. Yes.
Speaker: Hey, ladies. Well, that's like a lot of work when all I got to do is get a crunchy shell and put my. Yeah, so it and destroys itself as soon as you take a bite. So how do you know how to eat a fucking taco? And clearly you don't know how to eat a taco. I mean, i real talk taco that's why your wife's in France with another man. and but there and my heart better now
Speaker: There's rage quit. I knew the rage quit was coming. A Frenchy can eat a better taco than you. yeah's be beyond he can No, but, um, Yeah. It's totally an American thing. Like there's, there's a, I never knew that. I, I just, I don't know. I just, one of those things that, well, what they do is that they have, they have stores that literally all they do is make tortillas and their corn tortillas. They, they, they use a, uh, it looks like a flower, like, like, you know, like yeah baking flour, but it's, it's corn meal.
Speaker: And then they add water to it and it makes a big paste and they put it through a machine that makes tortillas. But when you go to like the, like up here in the States, you know, you go to the stores and they're like a Mexican store, you know, when you go in there and it's ran by, you know, like, or like the Indian or whatever, it's like a convenience store and they go in there. Well, okay. I will, I will, I'll give you a caveat. What is that that's in a bag? And it's like, I'll give you a caveat. It's okay. That, that is the call of tostada. Okay. Okay. A tostada is basically a corn tortilla that's been deep fried. Speaking of Mexican food. The differences in the States, what they do is they take a corn tortilla and they deep fry it on a rack so that it's bent like that. Okay. So yeah, so it's just - Yeah, it's the same thing. Okay. Okay. Yeah. So yeah, I eat tostada all the time. I love good tostada. Speaking of authentic Mexican food and real Mexican food,
Speaker: Taco Bell might have... created you go to fucking Taco Bell may have created the single greatest thing on the fucking planet. You know what a Crunchwrap is, right? no Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, they put a giant Cheez -It cracker inside of it now. I'm not mad. Instead of the Crunchy Shell... I mean, it's totally not Mexican, but I'm totally in. They've also got like the Cheez -It tostada, so it's just like... Right. It is like a big ass shit wear such a giant Ritz Crasser. Yeah. Yeah, man. Fucking game changer Taco Bell that she's at Crunchwrap. It's it's like it's like biting into a little bit of heaven. Everybody is. I get it. I'm not mad. And I love me. and she I love she looks like like ah
Speaker: one of One of the weird things that I, you know you know, how I'll eat a whole thing of jalapeno peppers that come in a can, the raw house. Which is just weird to me. I don't know how you do that. It's not hard. It's awesome. Because pickled jalapenos usually aren't. No, no, no, no. Like, like i but no, they're not, they're not, so they're not super hot. Well, they are pickled because they sit in their own juices. But well the actual pepper itself isn't hot. It's the seeds. Yeah. Right. And they have the seeds and and juice and water and carrots and onion in there. Nikki, Nikki buys these bacon wrapped jalapeños with cream cheese, I think. And she cooks them on the grill. They're actually pretty good. I mean, like I'm not going to rush out and go and eat them.
Speaker: But, you know, they they weren't bad. She came in here that night, that that weekend that Shanana and I was here when we were doing the show. Right. And brought one in here for me to try. Wasn't bad. And then she bought like a hundred of them like the week later and made them with the kids and turned the kids devour them in like 10 seconds. Oh, yeah. It doesn't take long. Yeah. But like I was at I was at the in -laws and and I was talking to my talk to the neighbor lady, which is actually my break her arm. No, she's.
Speaker: No, she's actually my step sister -in -law. But I was eating rajas out of the can, you know, just jalapeno peppers in the can and I'm eating them with a fork. And I and I got a pack bag of Doritos sitting on the hood of the car because I had just gotten back from the store. And she's like, you know, if you combine those two, it's fucking awesome. I was like, wait, what? And I tried it, dude. Nacho cheese Doritos, put the jalapeno on it and bite that, for oh my God, it's amazing. Stop it. Oh, it's fucking awesome, dude. Stop it. like I went through two cans of jalapenos. And the cans of jalapenos, they're hanging about three inches tall. What, like you know six ounce cans or whatever? Yeah, like six ounce cans, like like they got enough in there. Like if I wanna eat them as a snack, I have to eat three.
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, I feel it the next day. I feel it the next day. I shit fire, but it's so fucking good. Did you actually know like jalapeno juice is actually really good for your system? Oh, I drink it, dude. Yeah, so do I. But I mean, like it helps get your enzymes in your guts and shit back in line. I did not know that. Yeah. There you go. Drink some jalapeno juice. There you go, buddy. You got stomach issues. Drink some jalapeno juice. You'll be all right. Yeah, well, you'll feel it next day, but you're less less ab workout when you're vomiting. I'll take the workout. Don't remind me every time I stand up, it's just like, oh, oh, he did 600 crunches this morning. yeah ah Right? Breathing. It's like, Oh, God.
Speaker: Hey, no, gli that's called out of shape, but no, no, no, it's like, it's like, you know, the first day you go back to the gym and you do an ab workout the next week, you're like, fuck, I don't want to be fuck all right. You know, so it's it's the same concept. I get it. Like, and actually. but i like drink it and actually It actually hurts more than when I went back because, you know, I just went back to the gym and whatnot. It actually hurts worse than that first week back in the gym. um yeah Yeah, because vomiting uses every muscle in your abdomen to do its thing.
Speaker: But I'm telling you, it's a hell of an ab workout. You could be fucking Momoa tomorrow, dude. You just sip some air. All right. Well, I wow um want you to go bulimic on us and just honest see how but you get ripped. No, because we were talking about earlier, it's like the worst thing about vomiting is dry heaving. And that would be my love. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. they Here in a couple of weeks, I show back up on the show. I just take my shirt off and I'm like. i am um bit
Speaker: Yeah. I was probably like, be like, what workout did you do to get that ripped that quick? I puked a lot. Okay. No, but you know what? Monday, Monday, Glick, I had, I had your favorite meal that you've seen me eat. My favorite meal you've seen me eat. No, I had, I had four Big Macs and four fries in the sitting. They got that, they got that family meal. on on on the uber eat It's like, it's like $22. Yeah. It's like $22 and you got, it gives you four Big Macs, four Cokes, four fries, and then like seven seven or eight nuggets or some shit like that. And I was like, you know what? Yeah. Got it delivered to the house. And I sat here and watched a movie while I was sitting upstairs in the bedroom watching a movie. And next thing you know, I was like, fuck, I'm out of food.
Speaker: but Why? Why? Why? I was hungry. I was hungry. and Did you know McDonald's in Mexico was better for you than McDonald's in the United States? McDonald's in Mexico ain't nothing to fuck with. It's good. Like McDonald's in New Mexico is healthier, believe it or not. As unhealthy as McDonald's is. Actually, McDonald's is really healthy in every country but America. You're not going to convince me in any way, shape or form. Look it up. Google it, bitch. Yeah. I do know like, well, I do know in like different countries because like Japan or China or something like that. Yeah, they have standards. You can get right. Oh, dude. In France, they sell like
Speaker: all sorts of shit um send me video that like like when she first got there she's like so i went to mcdonald's today she said it's nothing no like no other mcdonald's you've ever seen yeah because they sell actual healthy food like yeah well if it's bad it's Europe don't fuck around when it comes to health food like ah for example when you go to the gas station you pick up snacks you know you pick up your chips and your candy bars and whatnot here It's 100 % different. Like, they have mangoes covered in fucking chili. They got like shit that I'm looking at going, I will never eat that. My kids can't stop eating it. And it's the same thing everywhere except in the States. If it it it has 400 pounds of sugar in it, you'll find it in the States. I'll be right back. Don't yell at me. I'll be right back too. I got to go get the kids ready for bed.
Speaker: That's because we're living our best life. or Stop it. Right. good what no But I mean, like, so like McDonald's, like I said, and about every country, but here, like their beef is real beef. They're chickens, real chicken and shit like that. It's not frozen or processed. Cause like Europe and like the fucking countries overseas, they won't allow frozen by -product food. basically in their McDonald's. Like, it's got to be 100 % real. But all right, I'll be right back. Yeah, go get your kids to bed. I'll go ahead and take a real quick break. Jeff's on his phone. He's got to put his kids to bed. And I don't feel like talking to myself. Apparently Jarvis is too good to come up today tonight. All right, we're going to take a real quick break. We'll be right back. Don't forget it is the open door challenge. The link is in the chat. Everybody and anybody is welcome to come up here and hang out with us. Or if you just want to be in the chatters box and you want to chat away, you're more than welcome to do that.
Speaker: But um let's do some more music from another one of our our friends here at the Nonsenseical Network. I played Hunter a lot earlier and Hunter's gonna be doing a show, do actually two shows at the end of August with this next band, the Southern Outlaws Band. You guys can check them out on social media and where we have stream music at the Southern Outlaws Band. Show them some love. This is our cover of Dumas Walker. For any older people out there, you might know this song.
Speaker: Let's all go down the Dumas walker. Let's all go down the Dumas walker. We'll get a claw burger fried and a ball of cake to bring it all out to my baby and me. Yeah, we're heading to That night just late, my baby in a thick pack of lights Got a pocket full of money and we're ready to go Down the Dumas Walker's right after the show There was you, the mob was in the back of the store And thereby, down the floor Let's all go Down the Dumas Walker Let's all go Down the Dumas Walker
Speaker: We'll get a claw burger, fries, and a ball of juice! Bring it on out to my baby and me!
Speaker: Without a one in his town He don't need a pad, he's got a bow, he's in his mind He don't like the young folks hanging around He thinks he lets you know we got along this town You ought to see him really when he walks through the door The marble king's ready for more Let's all go down to Dewey's Walker Let's all go down to Dewey's Walker Look at his all burger fries and a ball of cake Bring it on out to my baby and me
Speaker: Let's all go down to Doo's walker Let's all go down to Doo's walker We'll get us all burger fries and a ball of cake Ready to get on out to my baby and me
Speaker: If her little Southern outlaws band with their cover of Dumas Walker, let's go, baby. We are back to nonsense go nonsense. Having fun hanging out a little low key Saturday night.
Speaker: Uh, doing a little low key Saturday night, hanging out with the OG crew, Jeff and I, the, the creators, if you will, do what we do best. Just randomly talking about whatever bullshit we decided to talk about. Um, what the hell did you just start? Uh, no, there, that that's why I had to jump off real quick. Uh, I got a call from the in -laws. Hey, there's a hurricane coming and that, yeah. world yeah Well, it, as of tonight at like, 2 a .m or 3. It's going to become a full category one and it's headed directly for Cancun. So I was ah yeah, I've been getting a lot of notifications. You know, Mark i know our shows.
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: So yeah, ah like ah also one sort of our bearing too had they more exposures than say the number one. Yes, this is true. ah Yeah, i was I've been meaning to ask you about that tonight because I got the notification earlier today that because we're supposed to get a fuck ton of rain this week. Yeah, it's it's it like the the past week that I was at the in -laws, you know, it it's been the tropical storm and, ah you know, the cut off of that. So it's not supposed to hit Cancun till like the 4th. Great. 4th of July. But it's a Category 1, dude.
Speaker: Like we went through category five here. I'm not worried. Like I won't even fucking board up my fucking windows. Yeah. It's just a little bit of rain. No, I see that. And, uh, they earlier, earlier this afternoon, they announced that it was the first hurricane of the season burrow or whatever they're calling it. Yeah. And, uh, and then I seen the trajectory and I meant to ask you, I was like, is that gonna come your way? Or it will. But like I said, at the end of the day, um gonna like out It's gonna make landfall south of you so it'll die down a little bit. Well, yeah, it'll probably hit closer to playa um And but I'll just get a bunch of fucking rain and some flooding like flooding it fucking if if it if you spill a bucket of water on the floor what floods here yeah, exactly, you know, well certain areas in low spots and
Speaker: And the thing is, is like what people don't remember, every hurricane season, and every rainstorm, everybody forgets that we sit on a fucking limestone area that if it pisses down rains and covers the whole area of rain and we flood, tomorrow it'll be fucking dry.
Speaker: So yeah, and you know yeah if it if it even if we get the rain we got last week that that will be that's my expectation what your fucking right Yeah, it's not Minnesota dams aren't breaking and flooding and shit exactly exactly like Hurricane Wilma, which was Oh my God, well over 10 years ago, that was a category. It was a category five, but it sat on Cancun for three days. It just stayed, stayed at category five for three days. And even that, I still barbecued out in the backyard because my freezer was off. Well, I mean, yeah, that's what happened with Katrina. It just sat there. Yeah. And like, it didn't fuck up my place and I'm far enough inland.
Speaker: because I live on the on the outskirts Cancun. So, like, and I don't go anywhere, I'll probably have power within like, if I lose power, it'll be for like three days. Big fuck. I just give me time to clean the house. I'm not worried. We're all asleep the whole fucking time. boy
Speaker: takeable them A little charging them a little power block so you can charge your phone or whatever. Yeah, something like that. you Just watch TV on your phone Yeah, I'm not even worried I'll just do what I did with with Wilma during Wilma. I wouldn't got one of those ah it's It's a you plug it into your cigarette lighter, and then it's a power adapter mm -hmm I did that I'll do all that the the um yeah router and then
Speaker: this guy Yeah. Well, because they called and they're like, yeah, they're and it's a level one. Calm down. You've been through a level one. It's called rain. Yeah. for now. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to get stronger. What the **** is this guy? Yeah. Is he showing his weiner yet?
Speaker: not yet but he will
Speaker: Who's Jervis Visha? Yeah. Well, all of a sudden. Wow. Holy fucking skins. Yeah. Sorry. I clan meeting, buddy. Not Brian, but but nice joke, Jeff. Did did you burn any fucking crosses or what while you're at it? Fuck. Lord. The haircut. What can I tell you? Ed Norton from American History X is here. And I did.
Speaker: like I didn't get a **** Maybe I did a haircut. Do I look racist now? but but Yes, that's the look I was looking for.
Speaker: Now, can i Jeff. Now, killer. Oh, how are you doing, Kmak? I'm living my best life. Yeah, I can hear the kids in the background
Speaker: Yeah, I came back. I don't think you understand what putting the kids to bed means. Hey. he's like more kids not fix Get one of these really tight and then we're going to see how long it takes. Yeah, not like the movies I love you baby. yeah It's not came at all. He did the right parental thing. He put them to sleep. It's just they said we're not tired yet. Yeah. They said, yeah, fuck you. You gotta you gotta wait for the glory for him to kick in, buddy. It's not like the movies.
Speaker: yeah Oh, You said time to go to bed. They're like, you're not my daddy. Shut up. You're all right. You're not my daddy. You don't tell me what to do. perhaps Oh, my God. make me get Not that that has anything to do with K mag's kids, but then I tell you what Nikki did. No, I'm curious. Or what she wants to do. Want to have kids? No, God, no. know Yeah, God, no, we've had that. Trust me, that conversation was had. heres We've all we've all said if anybody anybody's wives come in and say we're pregnant with the exception of yours, we're all going to jump off roofs. Yeah, no, my way. As Nick is, she doesn't have the she doesn't have the right parts anymore. She had those baby making removed.
Speaker: Uh, no. And I, and, and, and when we, when she does a, oh, I wish I had a baby to play with. I'm like, you better talk to your boys. Yeah, you better talk to your boys. Cause they're the only ones that are - He pulls his pants down and says, play with this baby.
Speaker: You know, she, she got a, she, we, uh, you know, obviously we were out of town or we was in PA. Um, last week for funeral and stuff. But she took a picture. She wanted to get a picture of me, her, and her dad. And with her in the middle, she wants to label it dad and daddy. Well, you've seen that there's a TikTok out there. It's, it's, it's a parody TikTok. Cause she's like, so we're going into my dad and the guy walks in and he goes, how are you doing, sir? That's funny. We have the same nickname daddy.
Speaker: yeah I think you showed me that one Jeff ah i ever done i you to great go he's like Let's uh, let's go ahead and get to your dad and I'm daddy that way yeah now be tried the hand her an assault at the same time No, have you seen there's one one of my favorite ones I've seen it it pops up every once while there's a girl she's sitting on a couch and boyfriend comes over and and puts down a drink. And she's like, what? No lime? Oh, yeah. And he walks away, brings back her lime. She's like, what? No straw? He goes and gets her a straw, puts it back. She's like, what? No chips? ah So he walks over here, he's back to chip. And then she's she's like, thank you. And he's like, what? No blow jump? And all of a sudden, the dad goes, he's got a point. yeah Yeah. And I was like, you know what? I'm not mad at it. Poppy lay down.
Speaker: That one that you sent me today on TikTok, Jeff, was fucking... The Don King one? Yeah. So true, though. So true, though, about the Don King. That goes along what we were talking about on Wednesday. Yeah. That's that's why I sent it, because it popped up on my my FYP, and I was like, oh, there you go. What movie is that from, though? It's from Hot Shots. OK, yeah. It's either Hot Shots 1 or 2. I don't remember. It's one of the It's not a movie right now, I think. The two guys are sitting in the crowd, and they're they're talking about what they're planning to do. And and then the one guy leans over to this, this should be a good match. Both these guys are promoted by Don King. the one They both take a swing, and they both pass out. And I was like, no, there you go. Boxing at its finest, boys.
Speaker: backs me up That's gonna that's gonna be the Jake Paul ah Mike Tyson fight if it ever happens. Yeah, exactly and What was the other one? I said you I said you won the other day You said me no many shit you bitch. Oh The Superman saving Lois from our Kelly that crap. Yeah, we we see a small spoon in that relationship is now No, I basically whatever I said you on I think I got on the network a mag Yeah, he's our. That was the new pads and fucking going. I'll make you holla. When you find out you're good at something, you you got to exploit it. Well, I mean, hey, at least you know I'm good at it. The funny thing is, I have a pattern. Anything I find food related, I send to Nikki. Yeah. So she keeps my boy fed and or drink related. Like I'll send her.
Speaker: Uh mixed drink recipes i'm like here make this have click try it on the air. She's like, no But if I find something funny that I find if i'm like oh steve will get a kick out of this Or or or click and get it cook as I saw I have a pattern of the way I sense I don't just randomly send you guys stuff. I just don't open anything from jeff You should know better at least not in the public anyway true girl but the one he sent me of her was a remix so the one that you showed that on last saturday didn't you the guy the guy doing the pac -man yeah yeah the one i like go ahead driver sorry
Speaker: No, I was just about to say it's like, I don't want my woman to do Hawk 2. I want her to sound like this and then just shows the train. I like pacman yeah yeah yeah i think one of my favorite ones, it's a classic condom commercial, classic Trojan commercial. but so The guy comes over, picks the chick up for the date, and then they're on the front porch, and he's leaned up against the like outdoor intercom. Oh, yeah, the intercom. Yeah, he's asking for a blow job. The younger sister's like, look, dad said that give him a blow job. Mom won't give him a blow job. Or I can give him a blow job. Dad said he'll even give him a blow up. Just get off the bike. Yeah.
Speaker: that' my my favorite like my favorite My favorite condo commercial is this this this guy, he's sitting on a he's sitting on his like recliner and the wife's doing laundry and there's like five kids running around acting crazy and they're all under six. And then all of a sudden she's like, I think I've rigged it. And he sits up. It goes whack You guys ever remember the smiling Bob commercials for like the ah The guy literally it it was like it wasn't for Viagra, but it was like a Viagra type pill. So Cialis
Speaker: Sure. Might have been. Yeah, I think it might have been Cialis. And like, smiling Bob, the guy literally threw the whole commercials, just got this big ass wide smile. And the wife's like, the neighbors come over to the barbecue and they're like, why is his fucking face like that? And the wife's like, wouldn't your face be that way too if you're giving good sex to your wife every night? Or some weird fucking thing like that. They're just sitting there just like grinning, fucking, could have been the next Joker for all I fucking know. I love them. I love stupid commercials like that. Do you guys remember like, I haven't seen it in a long while, but like at the end of the year, they used to do like dumb commercial recap and shit like that. It was like a world's funniest commercial. Yeah. yeah yeah that Top band commercial. Yeah. Well, yeah. There's there's whole YouTube's about that shit. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. it's funny It's funny that, you know, we we bitch about commercials and we bitch about ads and stuff like that. But then we'll watch about that in a year. Yeah. We'll sit down and watch ah an hour long television show all about commercial. Well, what was it? What was it? I think Dick Van Dyke hosted it with Ed McMahon. It was like the celebrity pranks or something like that. Oh, yeah, there was. It was like before. Before. before that idiot Ashton Kutcher had. Yeah. But it was like, it was like celebrities, uh, psych outs or something shit like that. And I remember one that they, they were like Don Johnson was big at the time. And, and so one of the female coat, yeah, this is eighties, but like they, uh, he went to, he, he had a crew go out.
Speaker: with a crane and they they told her they had to move her house four feet to the left. Because they're putting in a power line or something. And she's like, you wait, you're gonna lift up my house? I got all this shit in here. absolutely i don't i don't know I don't know why I remember that one, but I remember that one. That's like some of the Super Bowl commercials nowadays. Yeah, some of our funny and then there's the ones that they spend like all the money on and they just fucking don't hit with the demographic. And it's just like, can you imagine being that company? How much money you spend on there? Oh, about a billion dollars. Oh, did you sell anything? No, it's not. It's not the actual making of the commercial. It's the space to put it.
Speaker: Yeah, it's a 15 second commercial or 10 days like a million dollar commercial and yet sells nothing at that point You're just putting the fucking gun to your head and just going like well there goes my job well the thing is is like With comedy being so subjective and especially nowadays The jokes from back in our day just don't fly. No, yeah, that's true i was gonna say that yeah that's the other thing, you know, with with Woke America and all this other bullshit, you have to fucking be careful what you what you know, we used to laugh. for Being an advertiser now has got to be hell. I can never do it.
Speaker: I don't think any of us could. I'll stick with the podcasting. Yeah, I mean, I could advertise it just ain't gonna like it. And I don't know. Go fuck yourself, you sensitive -ass bitch. My name's K -Mag. Go fuck yourself. And the commercial, you can't say that on TV. I just did. So, any more, so anymore what's the point of advertising on like the Super Bowl? Right? When you can put something that could go viral on the internet. Yeah, you know, so at the end of the day, it's it's a huge waste of money unless it's something like, you know, like the Budweiser frogs were huge. The what's up guys were were fucking huge. Yeah. no And and things like that. They were huge because zells and shit like that and everybody was watching them at that time nowadays.
Speaker: I'm not saying the attendance is down for watching, but why would you spend millions of dollars when you got something so funny? You put it on TikTok and it goes viral, you're golden. And it costs a lot of money. But not only that, but with the, with the you know, with all the streaming sites now, granted, you know, before one of the great things about having a streaming site was you didn't have to deal with ads and commercials. or now they Like who who has them? and Max magla Prime. Max does. I noticed it today. But they only advertise their own shit. Yeah. but ah But, you know, we got away from having to deal with commercials and stuff like that. So there was really outside of your network television or people who still had cable, you know, there wasn't there's not such a high debt now that they're force feeding us ads again. You know, we're already paying a premium for a stream site. Correct contact.
Speaker: You know, and, and now they're, you know, it's, it's just, it's one of those scummy things to do it, you know, like, well, you're already paying $20 a month, but if you pay $30, yeah.
Speaker: she i'm martin pain for this and and that's one of the perks of paying for it is not having to walk reds. But now I've. I actually saw a TikTok about that the other day. We're going backwards. Like remember when when cable first or TV first came out, there were commercials and you couldn't skip the commercials. Then it got to the point where you get fast forward commercials, you know, and in the early 90s. And then we got streaming where there was no commercials. Now we're being force fed commercials again. and it was going back You know, like Hulu, we watch something on Hulu.
Speaker: Look at the same four commercials 30 times in an hour. At least he's the pumpkin variety. Yeah. For something funny. yeah Show me a Victoria's Secret commercial. Something fun. Show me your OnlyFans fucking ad. I'm ready. We'll applause that shit. Can we rewind the ad? Here's a minute of amorous new ah sex doll commercial for OnlyFans. No, but like I get the idea of like, even though there's so many people paying each month
Speaker: and And I know that the companies are making money, but it's like you still have to pay for the movies that are, it's like the company, like if you have Netflix, and I'm using Netflix as a generic one because it's one everybody knows, they have to pay to have that movie on on their surface. So is it a way to even like to to level out the profits? Yeah, but you don't think they're not making it. Oh, yeah. i' you Yeah. But that's like one of the that's one of the perks of paying for a membership or so so you don't have to have ads so that you don't have ads. You can just watch a movie i'd free or you can. But now they're now they're putting the ads back in. But they're like, hey, if you don't want the ads. now twenty buck a month Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, that's like it's the same thing like. you know I don't think that you know obviously right now we're not monetized or anything like that but YouTube being free and then we get monetized and they're putting ads in there well then YouTube says hey you can offer a subscription to your fans and one of the perks about having a subscription is you can turn the ads off or if you leave the ads on we're going to give you a couple pennies and then like like a douche bag. We're like, Hey, we're going to keep our ads on, even though you're paying the $10 a month to subscribe. So you don't have to worry about ads. That's kind of like what it is is, but at the same time, my thing is kind of care all the ads personally, because that gives me time. If we're watching a television show to get up, go take a piss, go to the kitchen, grab, so grab me grab, yeah. Usually when a, when a commercial comes on, we
Speaker: I'll, I'll, we jump on the phone. Yeah. We play monopoly or something, why the ads played. So I don't really pay much attention to them. But also it's like, there's no variety. I seen two douchebags from suits do the T -Mobile commercial about 5 million times. Agreed. To the point where, to the, to the point where we're, where we're doing the ads over here and making like one of the one of the lines in the commercial is I'll show you my magenta and then I always look at nick you and go I'll show you my magenta or well there's a progressive ad there's a progressive ad where there's a ghost in the house
Speaker: And he's talking about, you know, I built this, they remodeled the house and he was like, I built this fireplace. You know how much it costs me? $24 material and labor. Well, and well play next couple the the the husband, like they got the progressive. ladies there and the husband's mocking him and then from the other room you hear the ghost go, scope but pen that you got that boozle. I do. i She's like, you've seen the goddamn, it's the same ads over and over and over or who likes to change the choose your drink of the summer and it's like three different Malibu drinks and it's just like or I can say. Well that's the weird thing that that takes a while to get used to here
Speaker: like you know how when you back in the day when we all had cable you would see in the states you'll see drug ads like you can get this for less like restless leg syndrome or but they don't do that here yeah we don't do that they got those on on on on hulu there's one it's like uh take this for uh I don't know. Some **** **** and then and then the and that's like the first two seconds of the of the ad. The the other 45 seconds of the ads is could cause cancer cause could cause cancer could cause anal leakage. Yeah. Well, the side effects are worse than what the medicine. Oh, I'm in. Oh yeah. Let's take that **** pill. Yeah. I want to bleed out my **** ****
Speaker: in mexico They don't allow drug companies to advertise. Yeah. On on TV. Yeah, it's it's a like, you know, when I first moved down here, I've turned on TV and I'm like, I haven't seen a drug commercial in a while. And my girlfriend at the time was like, yeah, they don't do that here. And it's like, are you not performing in bed? Like you used to, are you not lasting as long as you used to, maybe you're not staying hard, blah, blah, blah. We'll take this yeah like side effects may include.
Speaker: ah ahly does how much dick yeah erectile this pokin and nausea upset stomach diarrhe just because I don't want my dick lint no more, but you're telling me that it's going to come. Click. Remember when they were remember when they were first doing the Wyatt six type shit to hype that up and you had to like yet you would have to use your phone to get the qr code to find out what it was and it was ah completely something else yeah it's there was a guy on tiktok that was like is this becoming more like they live.
Speaker: than real life where the subliminal messaging is now on your very... Hey, there's a QR code, let's check that out. When you see a QR code, do you not check it? No, actually, I don't. I'm not a big guy on it. There are people that do, yeah. I'm always worried that if I click on a QR code, the first thing that's going to pop up is a big old dick. honey but apparently i knew you'd be back apparently you know When the first Deadpool trailer for the new Deadpool came out, yeah they did a second recut where the second one is exactly the same, except for on one of the buildings there's a small QR code that scan them.
Speaker: have you watched the latest uh trailer for Deadpool no I haven't I think my son was showing me like he's getting ready to go up against fucking saber dudes I was like you know what I'm not I love in the trailer he's like hold on a second he's pulling out starts of life and he's like yeah baby knife if i Can't wait to see that movie the thing that sucks though is It's on our anniversary and my wife's like well, we know what we're doing for our anniversary I'm like, yeah going to see Deadpool and I was like, you know, the other thing that sucks the new twister movie comes out on the 19th Spoiler alert Jarvis, I'm gonna save you all the time and money so you don't have to go see twister It's a big tornado and some assholes chasing it and some bitch is gonna get mad Really? I would have never known that
Speaker: ah i don't know I don't know if I can bring myself to watch it because it doesn't have Bill Paxton in it You know what pisses me off is that Bill Paxton wanted to get a sequel made? He wanted to actually have it franchised like they wanted to but fucking Helen Hunt didn't and he's like well we could kill off her character and no one would notice I say cheers to you, Helen Hunt, and thank you for not making it a franchise because that was a. Yeah, I don't think I need you. I don't think I love the movie, but I would have loved to have seen a sequel with the like a sequel. I'm OK with a sequel, but any more than a sequel, I'm fucking out. Fucking fast and furious. but Fast and furious. Yeah. How many can you fucking make?
Speaker: They went to space in a fucking Pontiac field. Well, they do have to end the whole trilogy with 11. I'm just like, why couldn't you just end it? It's not a trilogy, dude. It's 11. Yeah, a trilogy street. but I know, but he's like, well, we have this new one. We just went into space. Now we have the ah one where, you know, I have my brother who's John Cena because, you know, we would have never seen that coming up. We have to end that trilogy. And then we got this new trilogy. Dude, Vin Diesel, you're like 70 years old. Calm down. Vin Diesel's like half black Italian something. I don't know what he is. And then you're really supposed to. We're really supposed to believe that the whitest guy on the planet, John Cena, is your brother. ah Agreed.
Speaker: There was someone in that movie is that one in that theater that there was someone in that theater that was like that tapped me on the shoulder. They're like, how did how did John Cena become his brother? They literally couldn't see him for half the whole franchise. Guys adopted. He was adopted. Yeah. I actually saw him today. I saw him today. I saw a meme today, I almost lost it. a lot
Speaker: It's a picture of John, not John, um Jim Verney, barney and John Cena is like, John Cena wants John Cena to do a earnings movie. I was like, you know what? I'm not mad at it. I think he would actually do a really good. I don't know how it would work. Like he would do a great job, but I just don't know how they know. Well, he's got he's unlike The Rock, who plays the same character in the movie. John Cena's got the range. Yeah, comedy where a comedy with with The Rock is because Kevin Hart's in it. Yeah.
Speaker: you or Jack Black. Or or somebody. Well, Kevin Hart was in that movie too. Calm down. Yeah. like and get har Yeah. and So where where John Cena, he can kind of hold his own movie. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not mad at it.
Speaker: I just again, I don't know how you do it. That's kind of like Ace Ventura Junior. Like they literally thought that was going to be a good fucking movie. It's like one. You don't have Jim Carrey in it. They did that with the mass when it was. Yeah. Son of a mass. that wo That was horrible. Jamie fucking Kennedy. i had drink community not separate i computer those to all the time they're basically faithfully Well and see here's the original idea behind that when they made the original mask movie it was actually supposed to be rated R because the graphic novel or the comic was fucked up.
Speaker: yeah yeah and it it's like Jim Carrey wanted to do that. he I thought he did a good job. you know Jim Carrey is always known for overacting and stuff like that. It was a perfect role for him. Nobody else could have done it. And they proved that would when Jamie Kennedy did it. Well, they did the same thing with Ace Ventura Jr. It just proved that you can't just put Ace Ventura in the title and it's going to work. Oh, great. but it's like Jim Carrey is kind of like Paulie Shore. When Paulie Shore was on top, I really loved him. And then he was like, okay, you've gone too many times to the table, step back. You've had too many pieces of cake, you're done. And so,
Speaker: However, Jim Carrey had a little bit of range when he did that fucking movie, that 28 or whatever that movie or 20. What was that fucking movie where he's just fucking 23, 23 movie. Fuck me up, dude. I'm getting out. I'm getting in this movie. ah Jim Carrey's this is funny. It wasn't funny. You wanna know a movie that - Not even really! With a funny actor that played a really good serial killer? Robin Williams in, uh, Insomnia. One day development or something? That movie fucked me up. Well, that one, but Insomnia with him and Al Pacino.
Speaker: I haven't seen that at movie literally it. OK, so spoiler Al Pacino's character has insomnia. That that's pretty much the whole movie and he's supposed to track down the guy who's. ah do that roney What was that movie? the The one movie I keep seeing. I've been seeing clips for it lately, but what was the movie was with the guy that he he had to take pictures or anything, leave notes for himself because he had short term memory loss. starts with an I in in in. Oh, yeah. He took Polaroids and shit. I've never seen it. Yeah, it just looks so fucked up. I'm like, I'm out. I'm out. Well, it's like Alyssa when she had me watch The Vow like Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum. It was a good movie until all of a sudden they're trying to do it in the fucking car and then she gets ejected. It's like
Speaker: You know, there's a reason why seatbelts are invented, people. And Channing Tatum's like, he's like, I'll never leave you, and she wakes up, she's like - That movie's fucked up, dude! Memento! Memento, that's the name of the movie. and like my wife's over there fucking crying and I'm like dude the guy could save himself a huge problem just say hey I'm your husband like I'm i'm out douce yeah like and then of course the chicks like ex -boyfriend comes into the picture because that's how she remember that's all she remembers up to
Speaker: actually And the guy's like hey, it's like the worst i'm in big burn state i ever i'm gonna fuck I'm gonna fuck your wife How do you feel about that and chanting Tatum's like dude? I'll kick your ass. It's like kick his fucking ass He's telling you he's gonna fuck your wife kick his fucking ass You pull out yeah you show your impersonation of John Cena Yeah, you can't see Deuces um never seen that t Did you ever see John Cena in the he was in some movie with uh She used to be a comedian then she kind of went off the fuck. it It's a dream wreck I think it is Amy Schumer. Yeah. Yeah, i can't eat her I can't stand here He was the best part of that movie when he's literally telling people that he's like who's John Cena? I'd kick his ass
Speaker: Yeah, like the funniest part of that is like people were making people were bitching because he was The sex scene in there. Yeah. Well, no, no in the movie because she's she's not a small girl and he's like I like I'm very good and it's fucked up but So people are getting mad at nothing yeah, no like in the movie I have to I have to the Yeah, oh Amy Schumer, even though I had a million i can' made a million dollars from a Netflix special, I'm I'm still underpaid and I still am. I cannot stand her. She's one of those people that like every time she talks, I'm just I want to stab myself with in the ear. Hey, K -Mag, you're muted, buddy.
Speaker: ah Forgot I want to say I'm a I'm a victim. I'm a victim. Yeah white privilege not kicking the fuck in yet. Yeah Okay, fuck it pretty much everyone here works a job and she's like, oh I made a million dollars by yet I'm the fucking victim for telling shitty jokes where the fuck it what where's our million dollars where's k -mags million dollars for fucking you know can't see his kids because he's got to go out and fucking do his job but i got a new job now i got a new job now yeah i heard that but yeah uh it but yeah where's k -mags million dollars
Speaker: we went li million know like where jeff million dollars what's the next season of Peacemaker? That **** chick cracked me up. I was just really feel some more to some sort of way about Amy Schumer. Don't you? jerryrey No, I didn't like her. I she's annoying. What's the what's the chick that was in uh Ghostbusters? the all -female one, the the one that picked up her. Oh, Leslie Jones? Yeah, I can't stand her either. I don't find her. It's like Monique. I can't stand that. Leslie Jones, ah who else is in there? A few people from Saturday Night Live. i know i've never I've never found Leslie Jones funny. you know it's like yeah I don't find Amy Schumer funny either, but it's a great thing about it.
Speaker: I don't have to watch them. Well, no, I just like I said, I I find it funny when you have all these woke comedians now and they're bitching about how much money they're not making. It's like, well, one professor jokes is comedy. Yeah. But yet they have the whole fucking comedians. Yeah. You cannot be woke in comedy. It's the same thing as you can't have a woke mindset and go see a comedy show. Yeah. Yeah. Agreed. is because that's the whole point of comedy. You make fun of the shit day to day that we all go through. It's the same thing with like our show. Don't, if you, if you've got a woke mindset or if you're overly sensitive, this is we not the place to be easy. Don't come here because well didn't you used to have a host that kind of was that way? not really Yeah, he's more, he's more like I'm going to tip to through every subject. Oh, okay.
Speaker: Like before that, we dive head first. Fuck it. We dive head first. We get our face covered in it. I actually have a little story for you guys. Yeah, you do. I thought you were going to talk about your penis for a second. That's pretty short, too. I actually have a story. I was i was i thought of a saying we were talking about. There was actually a show where some guy did say I had an elephant cock. I was just like, wait, me? You were the one that got off of the porn career, buddy. It wasn't us. Jesus fucking I'm never telling Mark a fucking thing ever again. Hey, dude. Hey, dude, I've been proud. Like if someone would offer me, like I would have that as my bumper sticker. I got a role as a porn star. Fuck you. Yeah. Get out of my way.
Speaker: be like i wouldve taken the job yeah well louis roses Let's let's be honest, I understand fluffer understand my chart was just about it because it was actually a stuff film Hey, if someone paid you a million dollars to fucking get stabbed like let's be honest um Film you don't come back from buddy. Yeah He's gonna say he's gonna stab you all right, but it's gonna be in the back door I'm just saying, i I'll offer you all about what he's won. Calm down, Jeff. I don't need my fucking shoulder arm realigned anymore. That's one wick over there.
Speaker: ah yeah Your neighbor literally asked you if you're a chiropractor like hey, I could take the job. I could do the job so yeah some respect on his name. jarvi That's what we were talking about. We're talking about how how we're we're not woke and and the the saying we we don't look before we leap kind of popped in my head and I have a little story about it for you guys. and And I actually heard this the other day. So this guy's traveled with his brother, and they they stop because his brother has to piss. And so his brother stands on the edge that's this little bitty ravine take a piss. Well, his brother's like, I got an idea. I'm going to jump over the railing, the the what's what's called the guardrail, and I'm going to scare the shit out of him.
Speaker: Well he jumped and didn't realize it was a 20 foot drop.
Speaker: yeah And he literally broke his leg and his femur went through his ass. Literally tore himself a new asshole. All because he wanted to play a joke. Because he thought it would be funny. But I mean, I'm black i'm laughing now. I'm laughing. It's fucking hilarious. I heard that the other day I was like, Yeah, that's kind of fucked up. I mean, it's like he apparently he committed. He just like boom. Wow. This motherfucker full sent it and didn't even think twice. Yeah, just I bet you thought twice on the way down. He had a couple of seconds to think about it. It's.
Speaker: um Hey, I kind of want to see the video of the jump so it's something i wasn't go and it was at this moment. He do he he fucked up, right?
Speaker: it was a 20 20 plus foot drop like sheer hey hey Jeff you want to see videos like that YouTube has no I'm good collection oh I'm good and no I avoid them like the play evil can evil where I don't I don't mind I don't mind that because they prepped for it that that this guy that dude did not prep for anything no he did he just said he had to be you any prison grape that you could ever get Oh, right. Getting your femur shoved through your asshole. you Grape your own ass. No, that would be so fun, Glick. Sign us up for that right now. No, no. Like, like. oh a No, no, no. Unless you got a mouse in your pocket, Jeremy. Yeah, I was going to say, that's all of you, homie. They're like, hey, Jarvan, I got a real good job for you. We're going to set up this stuff. No, but apparently, like, it shattered his leg. And what was like, yeah like you've seen videos of people shattering their leg. and
Speaker: and the bone poking through, he landed on his fucking feet because, you know, he did that, you know, vault over the guardrail. Hold on. Hold on. landed Hold on. Hold on. Time out. We're going to watch drivers try to get the slit off for 20 minutes, y 'all. Hey, even if it's good content, you know, hunt it'll be a clip. Run for me. A real man. Get in the real deep black, boy. Open the top. Now he's starting to sweat. He's like, it's not working. I'm going to look like a pussy. Don't worry. I'm going to clip this where you don't open it. He's going to film it. And he's just going to end it where I'm just about to get the top off. And he's going to be like, oh, and this is what really happened. Your driver couldn't open a lid for his wife. This dude landed on his feet and compacted himself. Oh.
Speaker: that one hurt did you I'm like that was the last joke he ever thought of telling on tiktok they had this I don't know if it was like guy just randomly getting stunts together there was literally a guy that's like hey let me jump my house dude the guy fuck yeah but yeah you the fuck into that jump like yeah They're like, aren't you going to take like some practice things? They're like, did evil. He literally fucking missed the jump and just hit into it. Yeah, it's like, dude, they look like wildly coyote style, dude. Wildly coyote. but jeff I was like, damn, dude. she I would have loved if they showed like the after credit scene and it says acne on or acne on their dude.
Speaker: No, but like, I mean, seeing this guy, he there's a video I saw the other day, and it it pops up on TikTok every once in a while. It wasn't planned, but he's riding a motorcycle, and yeah it's a security video from the bus that he hit. Oh, yeah. And he literally goes through the bus. Oh, yeah. And I was like, that dude's got a bad day. I, I watch sometimes I come into that, I fall into that rope rabbit hole of like motorcycle fails that I was watching one the other day where this guy, and it was like in Russia or somewhere, you know, some other country, this guy on a crotch, right? It would be in an asshole and Joe passed the car and smack their side mirror. off yeah doing lane sporting Instant karma. He hits their mirror and then traffic like comes to a stop. Dude. He drives right into the ass end of a car.
Speaker: fucking flips the bike, the bike lands on top of it. He smashes the back windshield. It like rolls off the car and just jumps up of like you see the video, of the guy that the the car pulls out in front of him and he's on his crotch rocket and he and the car doesn't speed up fast enough and he can't break fast enough. He hits the car does a flip and lands on his feet on the roof of the car. Yeah. And then he's on the car telling the dude, hey, dude, stop. I'm up here. Yeah.
Speaker: That's a win. but How did you not realize you just got hit him and someone's on top of your call like man like is and on the roof of your car? love It fucking blew my mind. hello and on the fucking If I'm going to have a motorcycle accident, that's the one I want. yeah I want to film. so damn oblivious that you don't even realize that stereo system bumping boy has been ones where they land on the the hood of the car and they're just the car just drivers just like no the guy that landed on the fucking roof of this car the car kept going
Speaker: No, I know. I feel like he was doing like 30 miles an hour and a dude's like, hey, man, it's like he's like the helmet cam shit and he's like, hey, man, stop the fucking car. Dude, there's some crazy ones where the people will like. they'll get cut off by other drivers on the motorcyclist just like punch the window out and shit oh yeah well i saw one the other day it was i i follow this this a couple of people on tick tock that ride crotch rockets and shit and the one guy he he he showed a video of his knows of chick she was shown a video of her friend
Speaker: had just gotten a bike and she she whiskey throttled it which is means yeah your body is behind the pegs and you're literally just trying to hold on to the fucking bike but you got the throttle cracking open and she misjudged her radius of her turn and whiskey throttled it into the other lane and hit three cars oh And she had just gotten like if she just because she she went from an r6 Well a 600 cc to a thousand cc too fast Like yeah, she got the 600 drove it for six months and she's like I'm ready to go to a thousand. No, you're not <unk>ve been writing for six months of your life She's okay her bikes fucked up But she fucking I mean it was it was like a stunt show
Speaker: gone wrong. You couldn't plan it to be like it looked good to see the cars. I was like, that's impressive. Oh, no, it's not. and she She's on the ground. Don't you tell someone what they are or are not ready for? Who the hell are you? Fucker. You think that's bad? The video proved my point. She was not ready to go from a 600 cc to a thousand. that There's literally TikTok. It's all about China and life. Oh, she tried and failed epically. Survival of the fittest. We really need to go to a full fledged Darwinism society. agree take the world they are
Speaker: No, but let's be honest. Whiskey throttle is not something you plan for. It it it happens to everybody eventually. You know, if you hit a bump wrong, the next thing you know, you're whiskey throttle. I've done it. Anybody that's owned a bike for more than six months has done yeah i have this and it. actually rides it. The difference is with you, you're 400 fucking pounds on a bike that weighs half that. You hit a bump, the whole thing moves.
Speaker: The whole thing just breaks down. He just broke moves when I hit it. Yeah. Calm down there, Glick Norris. He just created a new fucking... He created a new bump. Just check out his speed bump. Glick just splits his speed bump into his fucking Moses. Glick. Glick Norris, when he hits a bump, a new moon hits in China or some bullshit like that. like so no one guy i was i was good for shut door there's There's a guy on on TikTok, he's he's talking about what you should buy for your first bike. And he's like, I started out on 600. And then his buddy's like, I started on 1000 cc's. He's like, yeah, but how many times you dropped your bike? And he's like, well, yeah. He's like, yeah, starting out 1000 cc's when you've never ridden a bike, not necessari necessarily the best idea.
Speaker: Dude, do you think that's bad? There's literally a guy on TikTok that watches Jackie Chan movies and he's like, dude, I could literally do some of the stunts he does. And like one of them was when he slid down the fucking in the mall where he's sliding down the pole and he's fucking taking out the Christmas lights and shit. and Have you seen these fucking units and jump off buildings and grab light poles and slide down? Yeah, that's called parkour. No, no, that's called you're about to fucking die if you miss that fucking pole. I tried to avoid those videos of you know, these **** these **** that that climb skyscrapers and do like I mean, and yeah i know yeah they yeah and then they jump from like rooftop to rooftop. They're 50 **** stories up and they're jumping to the corners of the no, no, I can't jump on **** regular for without tripping over my **** You gotta hide it though, Jeff. Yeah. This ****
Speaker: and He's 6 '14 and he's 6 '14 and this motherfucker won't go up on a five foot step ladder. I will go up on a five foot step ladder. The reason he don't like ladders is because there's a weight limit, alright? And he exceeds most of them. No, I said click a video the other day and I know he hasn't watched it because it's a roller coaster that goes out of this this building and then the entire thing is like a hundred feet off the ground and then you're doing loops. I know he hasn't watched it because as soon as I said roller coaster video he's I watched it and I showed it to Nikki and I said, I'm gonna fucking kill it. I'm going to Cancun and I'm gonna fucking kill it. I do it all the time. Every time I find somebody climbing a fucking polar, all I gotta say is, just to keep the fuck out. There was this one, this chick's watching a video of one of the planes hitting the towers on 9 -11 and then it shows the people running away and she's like, I wonder what the people are running away from. like
Speaker: and it's just like yeah you literally just seen why they're running and you're wondering why they're running and she's like I would have just walked and I'm like okay yeah you're the one of the ones that would have been in the plane. but like Oh we're gonna hit this building we'll be fine. Yeah is that a flavor of ice cream? maximist I mean I would have been fine and had I been in the front of the plane that way I would have been the first one dead. Yeah, well, I saw a video today. This guy was talking about the end of the world, the apocalypse. You know, he's like, you know, apocalyptic world. People are talking about we're living in Minnesota. No, no, no. The question. of shit The question was posed with how would you survive after a nuclear bomb goes off? And he's like.
Speaker: No, you don't get it. I want to be the one that dies. I don't want to deal with all this shit. I have enough problems deal with the shit now when I have to just worry about making money to buy food. Yeah. or Let alone having to search for fucking drinkable water. Fucking kill me. I don't want to be like down in the fucking thing like the fallout TV show where they're talking about fucking their cousins. and shit I want to I want to be I want to be Walter Goggins. I want to be the glue. Right. Dude, Steven, I finished for like the fourth time. I finished Sons of Anarchy. And every time I see Walter Goggins in Sons of Anarchy, I think - Dude, I can't take it seriously. Because I sent him a picture. I sent a picture of Goggins dressed as his character from Sons of Anarchy. And Chris is like, I'm not mad at it. And I was like, dude, the dude's got the biggest fucking man hands in the entire fucking planet.
Speaker: And every time you see him, you're just like, it's Goggins, dude. I can't. I might have a slight, I might have a slight man crush on Walter Goggins. You've seen him in Justified, Glick, right? Oh, dude, he was so good at Justified. His character in Justified is amazing. Him and Tim and the old man had the best on -screen chemistry ever. And they both want to continue vengeance. They both want to continue vengeance. I have yet to see. Vengeance yet. I want to see it. but was It was it was good. but I Alyssa wants to watch just the first one justified and I'm like, yeah, I'm fine with that You know, we'll we'll watch it because she's never seen it yet. Mm -hmm. And That's that's like that I've watched
Speaker: three or four times, you know, that's a really good series. I know a lot of people don't like Timothy old fan. I like him. I think he's a great a a bad actor. It's just some of the movies he's been in like, like some actors, you know, they have all the good movies and then some of them are pretty bad. I mean, There once was a movie called cannonball and with David Carradine in it and then everyone's like, you mean cannonball run? I'm like, no, there is a literal movie before the cannonball run series based on the same thing. It's just called cannonball. i And like Alyssa, of course, she's like, why didn't you do a podcast of obscure movies that would have been totally better? I'm like, oh, thanks. You know, not like I don't hear it from fucking Glick. I really liked.
Speaker: Timothy Oliphant, Raelyn Givens, and Walton Goggins. welcome back and yeah crowder yeah and they they were really good on -screen together at the same time. so but But Walton Goggins is one of those guys that, no matter how small his role is when he's on a TV show or a movie, He kills it because like even in Ant -Man and Wasp, he didn't have the biggest role, but man, he fucking played it too. Yeah, nobody else could have played his character. He could play a really good like mind fuck killer in a mind fuck movie, like a thriller. He would be really good where it'd be like, well, who's the killer? And then all of a sudden in that last fucking act of the movie, all of a sudden he pops out and it's like, son of a bitch, should have known.
Speaker: Alright, gentlemen. Unfortunately, I do have to hop off here. I just figured I'd hop in tonight. Say hi. Show everyone. I'm still alive and breathing. yeah We're worried about you. You weren't coming on for a long time and I was just like, where the **** K mag? I had some personal **** going on. Needed a break. I hear that, bro. So, I thought they do a couple of your lives on Twitch but you ignored me. You didn't give me no love. I was like, oh **** dude. So, i split degree you know, if I, I know. if i ever made yeah live
Speaker: a hundred and twenty percent of your age any of it If you would have like stayed in there like four more minutes, I always like look back over at my Twitch screen. What's up nonsense. It takes time out of his day to come into your little life. You better acknowledge me instantly. Oh, don't worry. Next time I will acknowledge. I'll be like... Aww. Aww. Aww. Aww. Aww. Aww. Aww. Aww. Aww. Aww. Aww. Aww. Aww.
Speaker: right but i don't get any notifications from twitch anymore starting to piss me off but all right gentlemen yeah i got checkrk on the kit meet me and the kid there not ready tomorrow so i Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You have a good day, man. Yeah. Y 'all too. Y 'all too. Like I said, good seeing everybody. I'll be around more. I'm, I'm getting back to a little more normal realization. Normal. Yeah. It was good seeing you brother. Glad you're still alive and everything. There you go. don't be you're Always always. Acknowledge me. Acknowledge me. But all right. Y 'all have a good one. You have a good one, bro.
Speaker: yeah everybody What, Brian? Mexican Brian? What up, y 'all? Oh my god. You have a haircut. Yeah. I thought the meeting was next Monday. yeah And Glick wonders why I didn't come on tonight. He's like, yeah, well Jarvis doesn't want to grace us with his presence. It's like, you know why I don't. And this motherfucker's over there like, Jarvis, Jarvis, don't worry. You don't have to show up on Saturdays. I got Jeff. I got Connor. Don't worry about it. And then he's fucking sitting there going like, oh, and Jarvis, he's too big for us.
Speaker: know um off kitty warm kaie little and i know throw i la edward norton from american history x and and didn't realize that you had your annual aan brotherhood meeting tonight a a well you know i want I wanted to be like my hero. I wanted to be like the number one podcast on the network. brian elam sorry All you want to be the you want to be the Teemu version of Stone Cold? motherfucker This motherfucker but did you see what he put in the snapchat today? He literally shows up videos of him watching two people fucking Taking shit off a truck. It's like boring is your fucking job
Speaker: I, you know, I, I, I, I watched those videos. I thought it was going to fool. And I ain't mad at those guys because they had an, they had an issue. One forklift was not going to be able to lift up both of those, both of those, uh, ATVs or whatever. Yeah. Normal fucking person with a fucking brain would have figured that one out. So they brought in a second. So they were, Brian works for, um, uh, motorsports company. So like they do the razors and, and all that. And they had a semi come in with, and they're all crated up, but they were double stack. And the forklift they had wasn't big enough to get one the one off the top. Oh, so you need like, you need a sky track forklift to get that. Yeah. And and that and it was also it wasn't big enough to lift up both pieces of machine. So they brought in, they had a second forklift that was the same time or the same size. And they went into the bottom one and lifted it just enough so the truck driver could pull out front and meet them. And then they were able to lower him ah lower them on the ground.
Speaker: i get mad at them I mean, I'm glad that they were able to figure that out. But again, it's just like, dude, this whole video is him be like, away watching two dudes try and figure this out. It's like, why don't you be a fucking team player and be like, Hey, ah why don't you get another forklift? and well Sometimes teamwork carb too many, sometimes too many cooks in the kitchen create more chaos in there that needs to be that is true and then also too if something goes wrong you have footage of how it happened or what could it you know and then the next safety meeting Brian doesn't think like that b Brian Brian fucking creepy however my first talking about fucking sex dolls and fucking of course I get looped into it because Glick's like hey I'm gonna tell you guys about how much Jarvis life sucks thanks Glick thanks just remember you're still in my know you fucker
Speaker: back in the case i love that ah like how can i clean the cage however my first thought is if something goes wrong um putting this on the internet like if they would have pulled him up was gonna up their truck when it drove off and both four cliff sort it win but and to just like ah school i not so i know am i know thing that awkward news Non -sensical network meeting I'm gonna get shit for this by mark and Brian, but I mean with some of the content they have you know Maybe that would help them out They're popping fireworks, I mean the stands are open but they're popping fireworks I'm like you can't wait another five days.
Speaker: Somebody was shooting off, I guess last night. forty Really? We had the pop it. Wait, fucking shit out here today. um Somebody was shooting off a whole fireworks display last night, I guess I was back here doing the show and I the dog was back six. She was back here at my ass and I went out there during break to grab and some water and I was like, why is this dog up my ass? And they're like, they're doing fireworks over there. She don't like loud noises. And that's, that's like the neighbor.
Speaker: Two houses over across the street. That's how close it is. Damn. Yeah. Sounds like gunfire. He is in Texas. Could be gunfire. Bad mouth, Texas. Okay.
Speaker: no that's an artiller show right there that's a that that's the double popper that are being done, I don't really care if fireworks should pop fireworks out here but you can't pop it in Houston who but so out here, yeah you can when i when i lived down in south carolina they were legal there so you and they would set up like like the cargo containers Like all the holidays, New Year's Eve, 4th of July, Christmas, Halloween, whatever the holiday was, these cargo containers would pop up on every corner and they had everything under the sun. And yeah, here's there's there's there's four America. There's four. There's one by the gas station over here, one right by the high school.
Speaker: And then when I drive further down, going like towards my job, there's two along the way, five the way. Holy fuck. And then on, uh, on one of the, on one of the busier highways, they got the the firehouse, the firework warehouse. And then, I mean, du there's like, there's like no ends. I mean, it's just all around. It's like, take your pick. Yeah. It was like, uh, 20 minutes from my house. We had the. super mega firework mall and it was just just a big fucking warehouse that was open 20 you know 365 days a year it was always open you could buy fireworks whenever you wanted but usually for like the fourth of july and new year's eve my neighborhood at the end of the road i had the end house and he was right next to me but then right beside us was like a little dead end road
Speaker: And for like 4th of July, and New Year's, him and I would go, we would put on a fucking display in that little dead -end road because there was nothing to the, I mean, there were houses, but that dead -end road was probably in two football fields. And then on either side were were little ponds and stuff like that. So like the neighbors in the housing development from behind us, they would come up, the the one beside us, they would come up, a bunch of our neighbors in our development, they would come out and him and I would put on a fucking show. I mean, we would drop some serious coin and put on a hell of a show. Only one time did we catch shit. And it was like second or third year we were doing it and this lady came down fucking caring. She's like,
Speaker: my dog is scared and my kids are scared and my husband is scared. It's like he sounds like he got a house full of fucking pussies. Pussies. Yeah. There's there's only one time um we one time that I can remember. We are American. There's like yeah one time that I can remember uh maybe been like over 10 years ago but like everybody pitched in like I pitched in $300. My my best friend pitched in 250. ah buddy's dad tossed it a hundred and fifty and then like ah
Speaker: my my buddyies sisters boyfriend pitched in so we had like and we came close like close to a thousand dollars worth of fireworks and it's like all the heavy hitting not the little cheap black cats or whatever that's all about and then the neighbors ah in the subdivision like further down they were putting on the show because I think, yeah, over here, over here you have a cul -de -sac, over here you have a cul -de -sac, and over from the down and you have other cul -de -sac. Everybody who lives on the cul -de -sac always like boom -boop. It was so much smoke that even though like my best friend is like two feet away from me, I couldn't see him. It's like all smokey. I was like, like this neighborhood lit.
Speaker: yeah We would, and we would set off a crazy, I mean, I don't ah i want to remember how much we spent, but we would, we had that one lady and she's like, I'm going to be sending a letter to the HOA and the president of the HOA, him and his wife were there. And he was like, just remember it's a holiday weekend, so we won't be getting back to you until at least Tuesday. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, but me but I mean, what's so cool about those, like, like one of these days and then hopefully like with my, uh, my new job coming up, like.
Speaker: the I want to buy them bitches and I want to drop, but I want to like get all the tubes, drill it into a pallet, set it on the back of my tailgate and blast them off because the higher, the better. I was going to blow up a stroke. I know that's what everybody thought, too. I'm like, I like relax. I was like, guys, relax. I got Herculeiner on there, man. It's good. It's all good. I got Herculeiner and it's bolted onto a pallet. the
Speaker: you're to b blowb up your trunk and the only thing that's gonna be left is a hercolinr And my rims yeah Like damn I lost the truck. Okay, cool. the The rooms are still in great shape. All right I mean like the tires are gone. It's just a rims like alright the rooms are still intact. They still look great. All right, cool Hey guys, I believe this watch this video right
Speaker: Now we always, you know, and like here in Ohio, technically fireworks are illegal, but when you go to like Phantom fireworks and stuff like that, you sign this waiver that says, I will not set them off within the state limits of Ohio. Yeah. Cause like other, like there's like, I think, uh, Kentucky, I'm not a hundred percent sure, but there's like Kentucky, West Virginia, PA. And in Indiana and whatnot, they're like our bordering States and a couple of them, it's legal there, but you have to sign this waiver. It's like, Oh, go to Indiana and set off. Hey, I'm going to drive three hours to set off $500 worth. of I'm doing this shit in my backyard. Leave me alone. Yeah. Like, but like, uh, uh, two years ago, it sucked. Um, that's when Kenny was engaged at the time and like his fiance was here.
Speaker: And we went, cause like every year in downtown, like around Buffalo Bayou, they have like the Buffalo Bayou freedom festival. That's where you got like everybody from all genres. You get, I mean, it's like one big concert stage, but you have all kinds of performance. I mean, you'll have like the local performers like Bunby, Paul wall will perform. Then you got Clay Walker. You got some other country people play it. Then you got some pop, you're like people that do pop or whatever. and So you got everybody's flavor playing in that one. It's like one big mega show. And we got and that's the thing about like with Houston, man, it's just like we're near the the Gulf of Mexico. So it's like a lot of hot water. So that's why the humidity really kicks our ass. um But we got there early just so we could like see because ah it's like I haven't been there in a long while. And it was like a first off from my buddy Kenny. And then, you know, obviously his fiance is first time because she's from Colombia.
Speaker: And we're walking down, and I'm like, oh man, this is cool. I mean, we got this food, this food. We got to take pictures on a tank. We got pictures on a military, a Humvee, and everything. And you got the firefighters with the cross, with their ladders up, with the flag hanging. And then it was really cool. And then everybody's wearing the red, white, and blue. And we're all walking around. Everybody's having a good time drinking beer, eating barbecue, eating whatever food concessions. And for her, because it's so different because it's not it's cooler in Columbia versus how we deal with the heat. She was fucking dying, man. Like 70 degrees is freezing to her, where it says 70 degrees to us is like, oh, thank God. God, somebody turned on the AC outside. Yeah. I mean, like like like i mean it'd be like 55 degrees, and I'm wearing shorts or flip -flops. Yeah.
Speaker: That's so when I was down in Charleston and it'd be like 50, 55 degrees. See people in hoodies and T -shirts or hoodies and jeans and shit. And I'd be like, you shouldn't show flip flops. Here I go. They're like, what the hell is wrong with you from Ohio? Happy birthday, Chris. Well, I mean, happy birthday. I knew it was your birthday. I was hoping you were going to come in tonight so I can tell you happy birthday. But since you broadcasted it and announced it, I'm not going to tell you now. I take you back. You know what, Chris? I hope you have the greatest birthday in the world, but you know what? Fuck you. but but Tell us what is your birthday? No, and if a seriously, happy birthday, buddy. What are you, 45 now? Damn, man. Hey, that old happy birthday. I think he's way younger than us. I think he's like 33.
Speaker: is he No, he's like 30. I think he just turned 30. No way. I think he's only 30. No, I think.
Speaker: Oh, the top off. Oh, he's 29. Oh, I'm 29. I'm young. Oh, boy. Wow, man, the same dude. the the the mr still in butlins oh oh lo oh that oh that's why he gave himself the buzz cut to look yellinger got it ah yeah you can't you can't admire the you can't admire like the naturalness huh
Speaker: yeah like i like an interview last night with literally just here in twenty two and i said i'm twice your age man right i'm old enough to be your dad seriously yeah i'm chit cha with a girl it's twenty nine ah top golf i know we have like one that's got the the the Yeah, we have multiple spots here in Houston. I've never been to one, but I've never been to one. But I hear it's super expensive. Well, it depends because it depends on how many games you want to play. And then plus how long you're going to be there because it still times you when you're on the clock.
Speaker: so but I mean if you're playing with friends and you're having a good time, nobody really pays attention to the time they're like, alright, it's like bowling, you know, you just take a turn but I mean the food is good, I have no problem with the food, the drinks, they make them nice, pretty pretty decent drinks, ah nothing like all like, oh my god, you forgot to add two more sugars to the bitters not like that but just here so it's not like i'm what you can't really fuck up a beer unless you serve it to me warm god you don't have nickel up ultra what kind of establishment is this
Speaker: really you don't have the dylan mulvaney beer what though i don't want to be here anymore but but no but ah but but it's pretty it's pretty cool though i mean like what my first time going was on my birthday when i turned thirty eight and like um I'm like, I don't I was like, I'm not good at putting and then they're like, just pretend you're at the batting cages. I'm like, oh, OK, cool. And I'm like, man, I happy kill more that shit.
Speaker: I'm like, oh, I just want to fucking hit it as hard as I possibly can. Oh, yeah. Like it is funny because I would hit it. I'm like, hell, yeah. Look at that height. And then next it's like. I'm with 30 feet. i'd I'd try and do the happy Gilmore shot and I'd fucking slip and then swing the club. And then like some of them have like the little mesh fencing underneath. I would literally fall off that part of the deck and go into the fucking mesh and be like, yeah, I'm done. I can see that actually. I fucking hate golf. Like my brother one time bought golf clubs and he's just like, hey, Steven, let's go golfing. And I'm like, all right.
Speaker: fucking summer break what else were you gonna fucking do other than you know do chores around the fucking floor well I mean i mean you let lala la look like okay calm down I was fucking ten fuck off click okay well if you look on the bright side I mean we know you can't jump now we know we can't swing yeah and then you might be like connor can't go down the stairs properly no no i can walk downstairs just fine were others like ted it was like fitness and fur up in this bitch is summer break man what are we gonna do we four millers a dirt bikes we go go camping we go go yeah but see my family wasn't fucking rich like yours was you fucking and rich hows that rich my family wasn't rich camping is the cheapest vacation on the planet we used like yeah i used to be able to go camping but not with the fucking four -wheelers and all that we used to we used to ride our bikes into town well not town because i don't know what you want to call where i grew up at but we would ride our bicycles in go to the general store
Speaker: because we had a yes, it was an actual general store that was at that point was like 100 years old. We buy some snacks and some drinks and put them in our book bags and we would ride down to the bridge and then we would walk about a mile up the mile up the creek. There was like this perfect spot and we would put our sleeping bags down build a fire. We would help we would get scrawled ads and there was a pond. There was a farmer who had pond in his back property. We'd go up there and get bullfrogs and **** and we have crawled ads and and frog legs and whatever else we' brought to for wherever wherever that was sounds so much better than living in fucking money yeah like we would like hell our i i believe i been mean to ask you like do you live in the neighborhood of the forty ninth parallel who but Jarvis, because I mean, because I looked at it because I keep seeing clips of it on the geographical map. They said, like, why it's like they they say you can't decide with this with a straight line. So there's a part of the U .S. that's in Canada or like a woods because some the but surveyors fucked up and they literally said that Minnesota or Canada owns a part of Minnesota.
Speaker: So that's why you say Southern Canadian and you're like in Minnesota. I'm like, are you a part of that 49th parent parallel? That's why we always tease you about it. Evidently. Well, I'm Canadian. Look at him. No, I'm, I'm, I'm Canadian. I'll admit it. He's Italian. What are you talking about? Yeah. Cause I don't want to fucking account. I'm Italian. I'm fucking Italian. Good fucking God. I'm having a stroke. I'm having a stroke. Hey, it's okay, man. I we we accept your apology. Don't be sorry tomorrow tomorrow.
Speaker: sorry I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry about that. sort and Canadian to Jesus. We can't be friends but sorry. Yeah, like you're gonna be my friend anyway there. Mr. Jose fucking cigar there. i just i just Hey buddy, let me let me test your fucking arm. i just want I mean letla like like jet Jeff can't be messed with tonight. He's got the coolest background like you got heart in the model man yeah That's one of the cooler movies back in the day ah it on the day Don Johnson's greatest role. I don't give a fuck what anyone says. I've seen this I literally watched it last night again. I love that movie. Happy birthday Chris
Speaker: like marley fuck You fucking shot me hard yeah godam shot shot me they love that but funny but i was moing it I was quoting it all day today. He's like i love one you squeeze the trigger. You don't pull it. It's not your dick I love when the Baldwin's got it the fucking gun on him and fucking Daniel He notices Harley's gonna try it have to shoot the guy and he's like, oh fuck He's just let me like, anyone put this dumb ass. You know, every time you miss, it's like $6 a bullet. No, it's two bucks.
Speaker: Two bucks, yeah. Two bucks a bullet. And the cool thing about it is, too, like... He's like, you spent 12 bucks and you hit nothing. I took out two and it cost me like $1 .45. And see, like, movies like, you know, Roadhouse, Harley Davidson, Marble Man, 48 Hours. It's like raw, gritty, you know, nothing. Nothing special effect or anything. It's just straight up. Yeah, it's like straight up raw, like, guy shit. They are the peak guy movies agreed, you know, yeah, like, you know, there was no special effects on these fucking movies, except for the, you know, of course, they they fake the bullet shots, but, you know, squibs and whatnot. But still, that's about as far as movies need to go. The CGI, everything fucking pisses me. I love when I mean, I mean, like commando, I mean, that there was like, I finally caught it, ah the error and commando.
Speaker: where the scene where where Arnold holy heart holds the guy upside down before he drops him off the clip, you can actually see the wire. You can actually see the wire, I'm like, oh. There's literally a dude on TikTok that's like, really? Arnie was able to push that, da what was it, a blazer or a fucking? Oh, the Bronco. the bronco down the hill and he was able to fucking it's like calm down dude like I could push a bronco downhill as long as it's going forward or backwards dude he' downhill yeah he he's the eight he was the eighth time mr olympia yeah he could push that damn thing hi buddy love you yeah but I find it fun guys is the world's strongest man you know yeah
Speaker: if If you're, you know, the the the world's strongest man, guys, it's a different kind of muscle. But at the end of the day, if you work out enough, there's not there's very little you can't do. And you saw what he did. He threw it in neutral and he pushed. that's Yeah, it's called physics. Yeah. Yeah. give you can do it yeah you know Okay. Calm down there, Brian. No, seriously. It's going downhill or in neutral. Unless you got a break on it's going down there. Oh, I don't know. I mean, all in the hips, man. it's all okay joke my Yeah. it's Yeah. But it's not like the hill. If, well,
Speaker: I mean, if you push, you want to impress me, you fucking take a blazer and push it up a fucking hill. You know what? i'll be like yeah you know what on There was a movie i love you cool where that guy freaked the fuck out and still got that car up that fucking mountain. Look Jarvis, let me explain it to you. was them yeah like how look at see i lived know had a guy on tiktok and it automatically well jarvis goes' know he' goingnna be la No, no, no, but you were saying there was super impressive that's not impressive. No, I'm not saying it's impressive. o no i I like that. said that I like to pull pork sandwich. that was good I approve. I have sandwich and black cheese butter and that onion bread like you give them Arby's. I have a smoker and I can't not touch it. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: all our advice re require yeahing that i'm set the burger to james set berger pictures today and i was like why is brian making bur os cam mar's sunday day i know what i get to look forward to brian's meat picks yeah no shit Oh, dude, oh dude I just can't wait till Wednesday. No, no, no, no, because like my best friend, he bought a prime brisket, trimmed it up. And then we, you know, seasoned it and everything. And then we vacuum sealed it and it's in the fridge. And what he wants to do is and may have all instead of like us, like waiting overnight, let the seasonings hit. He's like, I want the seasons to hit for a whole seven days. And so on Wednesday, I went, I mean, I'm gonna prep the pit Tuesday night. We're gonna, I mean, we're going to clean it out tomorrow and everything, but Tuesday night I'm gonna prep it.
Speaker: And then that way, Wednesday morning, all he has to do is put it on and then go. And then when I come home from work, I take over the the second watch while he's at work. So bri I have a question for you. Speaking of smoking shit and brisket. Uh, have you ever seen young Sheldon? Yes. Okay. It there's one episode where, where the dad is trying to figure out meemaw's recipe. There's a dude on TikTok and I wanted to send it to you, but I didn't have your ticket. Um, the the
Speaker: risk basically taking the ingredients from the show and doing it and he said it was fucking amazing and then i saw another one this guy deepried his his brisket first for like twenty minutes then did the rub and all that shit and let it sit And that thing fucking wiggled and just like he smashes it down and it's still just dripping and like yeah like, you know what, I need to go over to see Brian. Yeah, yeah that that that's it. That's what we learned along the way. It's it's like, so when, ah and and my coworkers didn't understand this process every time when they want, yeah, we want to have brisket. I'm like, all right, give me a hundred bucks. I'm like a hundred dollars. I'm like, ah I'm like, yeah, a hundred dollars. I said, because I said a.
Speaker: It's going to go towards, if I need to buy another 25 -pound bag of pellets, B, I got to get the right brisket, because I'm not going to give you... I was like, if you're going to give me 50 bucks, then I'll give you some cheap -ass brisket, and then try to work some type of magic to make it delicious. Right. That's what you do what you pay for, because I mean, I want to go for a barbecue joint, buddy. A brisket joint. Yeah, I mean, because we look for a prime cut or a grass fed. and the thing about it is and what we look for in is you know we look we judge like how much fat is on there that's one two like on the flat of the brisket if it's too thin no good but if it's like at least so threequas to an inch thick then we got someone to work with now it's like the thicker the better because
Speaker: that cooks faster that's why like when you see it when you see people smoke the point is near the heat and the and the flat is away from it because yeah because you don't want that and we're ever in in a situation where we go down in a plane crash i hope you're fucking there so i can have you cook up good like you don't ride let's kill him and you cook him up yeah we're gonna be drinking a lot of water because he's a lot of salt
Speaker: aren't we all he's salty we're like oh man
Speaker: You're going to die in the plane crash too. Don't worry about it. You're going to die in the plane crash. I'm going to make sure I'm going to die and be that you think that you are going to be the source of my death. No, no, no. The plane crash will lead sourcing your death. I just want Brian to be there to cook it. yeah Yeah i'm not go ah playing card why we'll make a cooker out of what's left of the airplane. and That's what a lot of the band from Leonard Skinner thought that day. Jeff i have more I have more padding and protection than you. I'll survive. Yeah but once again on the plane as it's going down I just quickly you know take care of it.
Speaker: We're going to take care of the food, boys. Glick's flying the plane and there's Jeff just like, did you hear this?
Speaker: say Just Well, let's be honest, my little ass or Stephen's little ass, you guys aren't going to eat for very long, so it might as well be the biggest dude. First and foremost, why do you think I would ever get on a fucking plane with you of all people? I'd be so impressed if you got on a plane, period. Well, there's that, too. i mean ray i'm already we we ski over a story as mother perer freaks the fuck out so we've discuss this we're gonna get him fucking drunk yeah retir man
Speaker: like was not no that's right that's right and walla can't they won't let yeah if he's too intoxicated they won't let a board the plane ah I'm sorry, we will fucking Richie balance this motherfucker no no like oh fa that i're not getting on a commercial plane do you think i'm getting on this you are getting a private i have b bri you can't like the g five and shit they're more technologically advanced than the fucking commercial jet ah just tell you no no no no so said so this is this is what i figured out this is what i'm here in order to get glick on the plane i have to go over there and then if he resist shows in resistance i power slap up so hard to where he gets all days i'm like on my lead he'll be like yes sir
Speaker: and then when he comes to again you i he he'll be like temporarily concussed he like okay okay but then when he comes back out of it and if he gives me lip again i slap as power slap them again yeah and then i'm like we're getting on this airplane be like okay we make the whole plane smell like bris or we do this. We we go he's bad and like here. or be ah right Or be like this. Be like like, if you're a good boy, you get a tall pack on the plane. Oh, OK. That's a good beer. Yeah, that's what we do. We get a beer flavor coming out of the plane. The smell. And then what is it out of it?
Speaker: When he's out of it, we cart his ass onto the plane We strap his ass down like they did to mr. T and the a team. There you go. Yeah No, I just got pop. I just got to pop him hard enough to where he'll be boy He'll be like half thing is half conscious half unconscious season with Xanax I'm just saying the only bad thing about that whole plan is though He's going to wake up and when they fucking unstrap him, we're all fucking dead. Oh, no, he'll be dead by that No, because he's strapped down. That's the perfect time to take him out. Oh We're getting that fucking kangaroo to do it. Also, also, all these great ideas you have, you know, like, you know, when somebody's drunk and they're driving a car and they, like, drive into a tree at 100 miles an hour and they walk away with no scratch? I'm going to be the only one who's not injured in the plane. No, I'm telling you, an ice pick and then you're going to be fine. Don't worry about it. The whole plane's going to be engulfed in flames and glicks just like... Like, if I see our plane going down, I'm grabbing an ice pick and I'm stabbing you in the ear.
Speaker: this is for making me your co-host and the no this is how you serious so we can eat when we crash
Speaker: the immortal you monster right we're going down Well, i i place sweet home alabama yeah as if I didn't want to fly already, now you've given me more reason to not fly because you assholes are on killing me and eating me. All the more reason for me not to fly with you. You're worthy sacrifice for all the shit you put. Ryan said it's better to get thicker meat than not. Ryan's got to cook. You're fucked, buddy. I'm sorry.
Speaker: exactly what if we take mark and brian with us oh we'll cook up mark in about 30 seconds i know i i feel like like wonderful i've colors and connor's gotten fattened up since he lost his leg so yeah i'm just saying there's other right back he's easy to take out yeah there's other tasty morsels other than swatch Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Unless Harry. Yeah, you got it. Unless Harry. Yeah. Yeah. Less sweaty too. although Although because he's kind of a fat ass, wouldn't he be kind of like Veal?
Speaker: you let Because he's a fat ass. That way we can dine in style. Dine in style. What up, Wes? How you doing? What's up, Wes? I just say I could just imagine new people come to the channel watching for like a second. Well, they're plotting again. We'll have all the ingredients to seasoning real good. I'm just saying there's three other. I don't mind weed on your meat. There's there's three other options that might be better options than me. I'm just saying Brian won't last to getting on the plane.
Speaker: That's a snack. I'm just I'm just saying like, Connor, there's no fire. Why in the fuck would we invite Mark and Brian? Like they're going to. So we can eat. They're. I don't give a fuck. No, no, no, no. You're going to be the people get on the plane. You get a snack on the plane. Yeah, I can. Brian are the snack. But this is the back cooking them off very much what's going to happen when you invite fucking Mark and Brian. They're going to buy their fucking and that's why we kill them and eat them. Here's an even more important question. Why are you guys talking about killing and eating people? Damn motherfucker! Damn motherfucker! Dude, serving up his dick! What's wrong with this conversation?
Speaker: He's got a - Right! Did you listen to Wednesday? Dude had his dick dropped off served him up for fucking dinner! That was on Wednesday, yeah. um ca man a Japanese guy who is asexual had his genitalia removed and then he posted online that he would like to cook it and serve it to somebody he would like to so six people literally fucking went for like 1600 pounds apiece said we'll do it so they went to this fancy ass restaurant they they had a whole like two grand
Speaker: There was like a whole ass event with musicians there and blah, blah, blah. And homeboy had a chef beside him and he cooked up his fucking junk and served it to six people. Oh yeah. all I'm saying is, all I'm saying is, is that something? I'm just saying I'm standing the **** out of Tokyo for a while. Well, that too. I've **** Tokyo. You guys are worried about that guy and you're sitting here plotting and scheming to your right. I'm not going to eat your **** buddy. I'm going to eat your belly fat. Oh, you're going to eat my **** if you're eating me.
Speaker: mean That's one rule I have. You will eat my **** and my **** Anymore drugs to watch this?
Speaker: I'm considering doing drugs, Wes. Trust me, there's been sometimes I've been on these shows and I'm like, where's the cocaine when you need it? Good thing I don't do drugs. Actually, actually, Jeff, for whatever drink that you guys have to drink, you have to use my dick as a straw so you can suck my dick and eat my asshole. That's kind of, you know what? Would it work? In second thought, you know what, Jeff? Just kill me. Would that work, honestly? I mean i guess it would. You can just hollow out the penal cavity. I mean, I mean, like, I mean, cause like looking at Glicton, I talk about this before about like, like going to Vegas, but it's like getting him on the plane would be the challenge. I'm like, look, man, we'll just, we'll, we'll drink a little bit to where you have a nice buzz to where you still coherent. And then get to this security. And then next, you know, it's like, Hey, we'll stop at one of the little, like, cause they always have like a CVS or Walgreens in the airport. We'll just buy some sequel. I give him like a good handful of it.
Speaker: not too long take a good thing it probably not enough to kill them just but enough it a two hour flight like a twoho flight it's enough well I mean, I mean, I wouldn't have to fly to Ohio just no no for for him. It's a two hour flight. So, it's barely like you. you're little three hours right It's three hours for a him. No, four hours for him. o Because because like high school day here is two hours because because flying from Houston to Houston to Vegas is like three hours. so My mom, the last time I came back here, she was telling me she spent more time in the fucking airport than she did on the fucking airplane. Good God. Yeah, so I would have to fly to Ohio. Yeah, I would have to fly to Ohio. I've said this before. Yeah, he's going to be in Ohio. But here's the thing. If it's in the States, I get the idea of, fuck it, let's drive.
Speaker: yeah but so internationally is i get that but what ah road trip is fucking boston the right what and he's a he see and i and i told him i said like if you're going to drive to vegas then you're going to be like a good two and a half weeks off because driving yeah can livelining yeah you need two weeks off, but doesn't the contract still run? And he was asking about, he was asking about that too, but it'll be, it'll take three days to get there. dude i am really Getting on a, getting on a fucking train, like just to go to North Dakota, we literally had to fucking our train was going to depart at 11. And of course it had to be perfect weather.
Speaker: and middle of the summer and they're like yeah we're going to delay this until three o'clock in the fucking morning i don't get that i didn't either i didn't either yeah but the thing is is they had to make so many fucking other stops before they got to us i'm like so and i had i can go from here to vegas in twenty nine hours that's not bad dude that's that that's why amtra versus like i'd i'd rather don't know it's right yeah that's right I just looked over. I literally just looked on Google. Because I looked the other day to drive to Cancun to Ohio. Like, what, 30 minutes from where Glick's house is. I can do it in 59 hours. Drive it. Damn, I wouldn't. All right. According to Google. I'll talk to you guys later. Oh, are you going to rage put early? No, I got a.
Speaker: do a Tomorrow I have to help out. You have to get back in the cage. It's okay. Say it. Well, that too, but I have to help blazing out on something tomorrow. Okay, cool. All right, buddy. All right. See you later. Bye, buddy. See you later, dude. It's 50 hours. Is it 50? So you're closer. It'll take me 44 days to walk and 11 days to ride a bicycle. 11 days on a bicycle. That's not terrible. Damn. i don't know like more an eleven There's fucking hills that you have to go through the mountains and shit. them The mountains don't fuck around, boys. Just by train, it's only two days. Really? To Cancun? No, to ta Vegas. oh Two days. 31 days to walk and eight days to ride a bicycle.
Speaker: so you'd okay so all right so so again so again it's like you would have to take two weeks off so that at least you to spend a good five to six days in Vegas and then no you drove it say to drive it's 40 something hours i am not spending six days in Vegas i don't make that kind of money all right okay okay well that this is what i was telling them because like like i looked up on southwest airlines and they have these vacation packages And for three days, um, actually, you know what? I'll pull it up right now. and matt who else self airin He's already out.
Speaker: Let's do what they did with cannonball. When they crashed the plane, drove the plane on the road. ah power As I've said, as I've said before, uh, you know, I could probably fly. Let me get a little buzz on. Let me, you know, I don't want to get a couple of Xanax. and and we're get come on i would One Xanax, half a Xanax would knock me in my eyes. I don't take prescription medicine. Like the normal person who like the doctor prescribes Xanax and they're like, take two every eight hours. I don't know how Xanax works or anything like that. I can take half on one and it would just wipe me out. Yeah, so yeah like I said, you take a Xanax or half a Xanax about
Speaker: 40 minutes before you get on the plane. As soon as you sit down, you're fucking out. You wake up. Well, I just had me a few beers, get a buzz, not be intoxicated to where I can't get on the plane. just a time You know, to calm my nerves. And then I have a few drinks on the plane. and I think, ah you know, the first couple of times I fly will probably be extremely scary, but I don't know. I haven't ruled out flying altogether. I just if I don't have to, I'm not going to. OK, like I I'm trying to share a screen. okay so from seabu to vegas and and if you look over here yeah three nights flight and hotel from two forty six per person yeah but that's unlike the bates motel that's like the exalibber right here and then the luxor
Speaker: yeah the luxor like to um escar arabs no for three look three nights at flight and hotel like there's a weekend for you budd yeah and see now if we go to cancun there right there ah that's in the dr r never mindd um but yeah right here cancun planet hollywood adult scene i like a <unk> what's this nice join i mean look at that five five five nights hotel and flight so there is not
Speaker: yeah all southwest airlines man and see now to go to Cancun we're going to do Vegas, I mean, look at this, like 260 per person. I mean, the Aria. I mean, holy crap. Like right there, 345 per person. That is a damn good deal. the And the ng yeah DMGM 284. Damn. So yeah. So there you go. Glick. I mean, yeah. how many weeks in advance um So let me see if I click on it.
Speaker: because like like we look at the MGM like right now you want you want to blow your mind Brian put in Paris right any any time now in the end of August well that's because so so we yeah so yeah you would have to you would have to select you'll have to select the time but like look at that like right here like July 15th it's like 555 bucks you know but you have to like pick I don't like yeah um but like i didnt maybe look look look right here i mean
Speaker: four sixty four or if you want to go like september first three sixty six but like I don't I get it, but it's like five minutes. Fuck. You're muting yourself by the way.
Speaker: I don't know why you're muted. I think Glick tried to mute himself because he got pissed and he muted you. Yeah, you're muted Brian. There you go. No, i mean like, you know, the wife, she's in, she's in Paris right now. And she was like, I'm thinking about coming home early. And we checked the flight. It was three grand. I was like, good Christ, man. I said, no, you can stay. You're muted. I can't hear a word and you're saying. I don't know why.
Speaker: So yeah, it's it. And if you can, Brian, zoom your screen in because I can barely read anything. ah
Speaker: Because I have that issue as well when I share screen I have to zoom in There you go can't read it, but I can see numbers now That's not terrible, you know, I I don't mind going to Vegas ah The drive thing would be fun. I don't I don't like maybe not 40 plus hours Because that's a lot but
Speaker: I totally do it. Like on a, on a, Hey, let's, I'm bored. Let's drive to Vegas as like a road trip kind of thing. Like, you know, when you, one of my dreams is to do route 66. Um, but it's like, like, what is route 66? It's like 10 days to drive the whole thing. Yeah. If you're doing 60. But I don't want to do 60. I want to take my time. I want to stop. You know, they got the place that looks just yeah where they modeled the radiator springs from cars. That's actually a big tourist spot now. Yeah, but I mean, but but yeah, so like if we were all doing meetup in Vegas, that'd be a good way to go.
Speaker: The problem with Vegas comes down to its dangers. well i mean my my wallet because i can't step away from tra yeah i mean that's the thing i mean that's something so as people have always said you know vegas is not an expensive vacation because you know the the the the the um regardless regardless yeah but i mean but but everybody's like oh man that's all you do in vegas is gamble i said no no no no not necessarily why they have they have yeah you got lots to do there's lots to do over there i mean they' got shoes
Speaker: now you've got depending upon what time of year you go, you got football, you've got hockey. The Oakland A's are moving to Vegas. so yeah are And they want to put in, they want to revive, quote unquote, revive the Seattle Supersonics, but put them in Vegas. Yeah. I'm not mad. so you'll have you'll have the four major sports down there sort build all that like got circus away they got that that fucking ah
Speaker: got that orpheus or whatever's called a spear this fear oh my god dude it is fucking amazing in that bitch i mean i i we can um ki we all asked them yeah we're not mad at that and we we all we all paid ah like we all paid like fifty bucks but we to go see the a showing called like a ah the postcard from earth and it' that little over an hour but dude sittingning in the down dude it is fucking mindblowing i mean like like you are the
Speaker: basically and on on some scene on some scenes if it feels like the way no matter where you're sitting at it feels like you're in a private shuttle and you're fly and you're just flying right through like they used do a imax and shit yeah huge stand you have to hold on the fuck a railing because it felt like you were but that but there's no movement but the thing about it is because the screen it's an eighteen k Right an 18k and then it's got like the state -of -the -art surround sound around the whole damn sphere It is fucking mind -blowing I mean there've been times where I had like Jurassic Park vibes where I'm sitting in the truck and you're seeing like this big -ass elephant walk right in front of you're like Whoa, and then in the corner I got a giraffe looking at me. I'm like, whoa I want to go with like just watching scream like a little girl winning when we're going off the edge of a cliff because it feels like you're going off the edge of a fucking cliff and
Speaker: And it's hundreds of feet up. And he'll scream like a little girl because they'll forget he's on the ground. Right. Let me see. Yeah, shit. Because, it well, it's not a smooth. Is it smooth transitions or is it just because like the one they had at IMAX, you start on a roller coaster and then as soon as you go down the hill, you're in a plane. And, you know, it's like, do they do a choppy like that or do smooth transitions? It's just amazing. I think it'd be cool. They're supposedly building no one or two more of those. they're They're talking, because they're, the first one cost well over like two billion to build. Right. And then now that they figured out how to do it, the cost has gone down a little bit to like a billion and a half. Well, here, here, this this one's a, this one's a short, but just to kind of give you an idea. growing up Yeah, this is, it's just a short, but it's, it's fucking amazing. and Copy and pasted.
Speaker: the the which youre looking for I mean, because like, because ah that it would ask like, where are you from? And then you will say, like, say, I'm from Texas. Oh, Texas. I hear everything is bigger in Texas. And it's like karen like' in a conversation. Yeah. Like, what is your name? Oh, there he is. They do that with that thing in Disney with the, um, uh, what's it called? The, the finding Nemo, that fucking turtle.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I've seen that. Actually, I have, I think I have already. I mean, yeah, I have. What's up buddy? I just came to shake my head in judgment at you guys. I show up tonight. You missed it earlier. I don't even friggin want to know. You missed it earlier. We're just trying to figure out how chickens had sex. It was worse than the cannonball chicken style. It was really worse. And then that the you know, the walls are never going to have the rigidity. It's just the penal cavity. It's just going to know. I'm telling you, it's not going to have to mention, you dude, I don't need to drink out of Tootsie Roll.
Speaker: I got a different video similar to one Brian said, just because I already have a download.
Speaker: according to s and p global market intelligence the las vegas sphere consumes about ninety five thousand seven hundred and seventy nine megawatt hours per year That's about 7 ,981 megawatt hours per month. In Las Vegas, the Envy Energy's reduced commercial electric rate is about 5 cents per kilowatt. 1 ,000 kilowatts equals to 1 megawatt. So the Spear pays about $58 .18 per megawatt. And that's a whopping $464 ,343 per month.
Speaker: Yeah. I'm not trading them electric. That thing, that thing looks so cool, but it also looks like it would be such a mind fuck if you were like, Oh no, there's a, there's a video I saw when it first came out where these guys are playing golf and the sphere is watching them play golf as a, yeah. loading mat yeah yeah And I was like, you know what? You want to talk about fucking up your golf game. I'm not the world's tightest golfer, but I'm like, this fucking thing's judging me. I mean, like from from September 20th through the December 14th, the Eagles will be playing in the sphere. Is it that big? Yeah. I mean, that I mean, like I'll find the clip with the win because you two you two was the opener.
Speaker: Yeah, I was going to say they have some big acts in the sphere. No, but like like where they can actually play the game. Oh, the Eagles. I'm sorry. I instantly went football. No, the Eagles. And I was like, how do you get a fucking football field in there? No, no, no, no. OK, so what? Actually, you go not football I was thinking the Eagles, the Eagles, but the Eagles, the Eagles, the band, the band, the band. Yeah, because you two. California. Yeah. yeah we see You two opened up. because these **** start football all the time and I was like, how the **** did they put a football field in this **** talking about pro teams that are in Vegas? Yeah, that's I went the same place and he's like the Eagles and I'm like, stop big enough for **** football. How big as that is that? See, you guys gotta be specific. You got a stoner and a dumbass going.
Speaker: Whoa. Actually, they're just going to set loose like 500 eagles in the spear and just put a bunch of people in there and see what happens. Hey, I like that idea. I'm not bad. That's survival of the fittest right there, boy. Whoever can get another human shield in the way of this. Be careful here.
Speaker: I'll eat an eagle. I didn't even think of the band. I didn't even think of the band because you said you two and I knew you two opened there but you said Eagles and I went how how they gonna get a football field on stage? It's not computing. No, I instantly thought like maybe they're gonna like show the Eagles games or a football game. Does that be a fucking place to watch a game? I like my house. I agree. I agree, Wes. If I have to leave my house, that's a bad day. I got my own toilet. I got my own toilet here. I got everything I need here. This is. I agree. Anyplace else is. What are you doing? Yeah, right. No.
Speaker: it's the middle. It's it's the I never added it. Did I add it? It is the middle one. Fuck Steve though, right? Fuck Steve. No, wait. Wait a minute. I thought I got rid of it. Did I get rid of it? I got rid of it. I got rid of it. Jeff, there's a couple links in the prime put in the chat. All right. In the chat. Yeah. Yeah. I got the I got the one Hold up, I just got to actually share the screen. Let me go ahead and present.
Speaker: It's pretty radical. a billion -dollar skier that's been dominating the Las Vegas skyline since it lit up on July 1, and it could be the entertainment venue of the future. The MSG sphere at the Venetian is built as the largest video screen. And while the outside is extraordinary, it's what's inside that could change the live music and film experience as we know it. The bowl -shaped theater contains the world's highest resolution wrap -around LED screen that will blow the IMAX theater experience out of the water. A fully immersive venue
Speaker: Haptic seats can vibrate to mimic whatever is on screen, including an earthquake, while 4D machines can create wind, temperature, and even centre effects. There's also next -level audio with more than a hundred... That is so fucking cool. That is cool. ...open by U2 in September with a series of concerts built around the band's Landhart 1991 album, Park Tung Baby. This is a giant 2 .3... Yeah, and then let me pull up the other one. ah the Oh wow, that's not bad. This is the craziest concert venue in the entire world. After four years of construction, the Las Vegas sphere has finally opened its doors, where the band U2 got to perform on the craziest stage ever. The entire building is one massive screen, causing it to feel insanely immersive, and the footage coming out of there is absolutely stunning.
Speaker: The only problem that I have with U2 opening - Did you go see a concert here? Let me know in the comments. The only problem I have with U2 opening there, it just gives them a bigger head, and I already don't like U2. I think they're co and hate you too i cocky They're cocky assholes. They're cocky assholes. Fuck U2. That's all I can say. yes's Yeah, and it comes down to, now you just made them the fucking the glick of the bands. They're just, I'm the fucking champion. Bullshit all the fucking time. I love what South Park did to Bono. I love the South Park episode where Bono was the largest piece of shit ever, ever. Like all Bono -y. Hey, hey, hey, Jeff. Why don't you just fucking be better and maybe you could be the champ, bro.
Speaker: I didn't say I want to be the champ. I just don't want you to think another fucking champ. Yeah, fuck you too. Exactly. Like you said, she's met him a couple of times and that they're actually really nice in person. Oh, and I'm sure, I'm sure the nicest fucking guys in the world. Well, actually, I'm sure the nicest fucking guys in the world. That doesn't stop me from wanting to punch him in the face. Wow. Oh, dude.
Speaker: That would be good. No, that they're on a train on a sister of yours or something. I mean, no, they're just I just think they're cocky ass. But no, it comes down to, you know, you know, like, what's what's what's what's the what's the one guy that I hate, like? ah No, no, no, no. Edge. The actor, the actor. What's that one actor? about No, no. No, no. What's that fucking actor? Bateman. No, no, not Bateman. The younger guy who's in Top Gun. What's this fucking? Oh, why tell her or tell her? Yeah. What else? Yeah, for no reason whatsoever. I think he's a good actor, but I want to punch him in the face. And you said that about Tim Burton, too. Well, Tim Burton's an asshole. What? Oh, I hate Tim Burton. I think you may run I just don't like the guy.
Speaker: He's he's got that attitude. I'm better than I am. Fuck you. I feel like Seth MacFarlane, creator of and it's and I know totally it's jealousy because I do fucking cartoons, right? I have I have pilot series. I've been blackballed from from Adult Swim from William Street. i from back in 2007. And I have this, I love the South Park creators. I'm fine with all these others and the guys that at William Street, but for some reason, Seth MacFarlane, he just rubs me the wrong fucking way. I get it. I get it. I'm the same blade with Miles Teller. I just, every time I see him, I'm like, this guy needs punched in the face.
Speaker: He's got a punchable face. Is this why you're in Mexico? Is this is this why you're not in the country? Is it? Yeah, because I'm I'm I'm constantly threatened to beat up actors. Oh, my God. They stop your ass at the border trying to get back in. No, no, no, no. No, no. We got to protect Miles Teller from you killing him. Jeff, you got to play that. You got to play this third clip. Okay. Are you familiar with the band Fish?
Speaker: unfortunately. yeah Yeah, I've never heard them personally, but I just they're one of those like I followed fish fish around the fuck. I don't fuck. Yeah, did this is not that I hate them. I just hate the concept of like, you know, good music. It's like just like hippies. Yeah, hippies.
Speaker: but but Those are fun people man. I mean that looks cool in all but... I mean just think about it, if you're high... Oh yeah, West will have a blast! But I don't get high so I'm just gonna do that one more. Dude, I swear I got high from all the second hands of Smoke. Nice. Yeah, because everywhere you walked it was like, wow, somebody's puffing really hard. I mean, it was all over the place. But just imagine sitting there in that concert and you're high and you're staying all that.
Speaker: That's fucking trippy, man. But they were able to create that. And and like and and you got you got a cloud that's like a sea turtle just swimming above it.
Speaker: I mean. I mean, like I said, I'm not mad at her. I'm just saying. you How do I save a video off of fucking Snappy Chat? Connor just sent me a video. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not a 23 year old girl. I couldn't tell you. I know, right? It says saved camera. Oh yeah. Here it goes. Saved the camera. I did it. I'm going to send this to myself so I can show you guys show you what, what Connor thinks he's doing better than we are right now. Just in case he's watching. What Connor is doing, it thinks he's better than us.
Speaker: Yeah, because he couldn't be bothered to be on the show tonight. So he went out playing with Doc and he's playing with toys. Ghoul toys going wrong. Oh, you got another one here, Brian. No matter what Connor does, I'll still have a leg up on him because I have both. And Connor got no legs. Yeah. Got no legs, Lieutenant Diane. so so what's what's this video that you're sending here, Brian? This last clip? Is that in the sphere as well? Yeah, it's in the sphere, yeah.
Speaker: so definite yeah go so star friends to the air with That's like really close to the screen. Oh, okay, I see what they're doing. It's like a promo video.
Speaker: oh a Vibrant it is just imagine watching like all your all the cools like sci -fi movies with all the special effects, right? pi jets of sound
Speaker: ah I'm not mad at it. I mean I totally go like yeah imagine like James Cameron Fucking makes a movie for the fucking sphere where you can only see it if you like Hey
Speaker: You have to get the, you have to see in the sphere to get the full, uh, I'm just saying it it was just Epic. I mean, you walk in, you walk in and it feels like one of those futuristic laboratories and all along the border, uh, they have like little border and you see nothing but like formulas, equations, um, scatter all around. And then they have one, it's like a, like a, a. three -dimensional graph on a screen, but it shows like the human genes and everything, like the genomes and all, and then it has all these - So I can dress and park in a human genome. Yeah, but you see all that though. It's just really cool. So to give you guys a quick, what this video is, this is
Speaker: Connor out playing with the big boy toys and he he kills this mag in seven seconds.
Speaker: yeah man guy
Speaker: There it is, playing with the big boy toys. You know how I know that wasn't, Connor? ah You got bad legs.
Speaker: I'm loving the red doesn't believe it's you because you're walking.
Speaker: I'm loving the American flag short. I am. I am loving the American flag shirt combo with the with the with the combat boots. It is it is best. That's the new that's the new military uniform boys up down here right there. That is mur's not allowed to be unsupervised by his wife because he looks like that. uh thank you thank you michael i appreciate that i appreciate the compliment man michael loves the shorts the shorts are a hit but i know that's not connor because he has legs got legs yeah i think he sent me another clip oh yeah so so he ah he says uh
Speaker: His brother -in -law got to shoot a .308 for the first time. um I remember my first time shooting a .308. I was not going to laugh. If I knew we could bring clips, i have the I'd have to find it. I went camping with these guys down in the mountains. I'm in, you know, Kentucky here and everything. And so we're going on the mountains camping. I don't know. Brian's been on the strips. They get the rifles out and and so there's I'm I'm filming. I'm filming because they want me to film and the the **** rounds are getting ejected and they're just nailing me these **** Yeah. And so I keep moving son of a **** the the light is throwing him off from me moving. So he keeps **** moving. So you just keep watching me adjusting and just him adjusting. So these **** rounds are just flying at me hot fuck out of this thing
Speaker: it's like you yeah have a high as fuck it was it was a yeah the first time that happens you're like what the fuck I can't stand anywhere wait it was it wouldn't stop moving it was a I did the best on my uh the best with the AK was just uh you just balance that trigger and you hang on to that that stock up and let that thing uh unload all third let it dance just uh yeah it'll so this is the the bro shooting the three way first time Wes is our
Speaker: The Bolt Action 308. Hey, is it showing the pitch the most? There he goes. Nice. but but I missed the 308. I have a piece. Wes is our resident. He's the nonsensical guru. Yes. He's kind of like, what was that? what Didn't they do like an MTV Cribs where Marilyn Mattson had a guru in his house? that's what I'm talking about. That's Wes. Wes is our guru. Like the guru of Marilyn Manson and his mouth. Manson man there's a there's some bad no idea. Get me out of the mansion house. Well who was the other 80s place? I'm not a man of that any of that man. No. No. What's the other guy? Well, there was a movie. There was a movie. Oh, you know who the love? No, no. You know who you remind me we
Speaker: chris you've seen entourage like what's What's his name? Val Kilmer in Anferage. He played them like this big giant hippie. Hold on, I gotta find a picture. Val Kilmer played a hippie in I love Val Kilmer's work. I love Oh, what was the name of the friggin movie from the 80s that when he was young, I mean, it was a the parody movie where he was like the They're in Nazi Germany kind of thing. Yeah. Oh, what was it? I love that movie. In the fucking tank, the jeep with the guys is just, it's skidding into this car, but it just barely dings and it's a pinto. And the pinto blows up.
Speaker: Top secret. Yeah. Yes. Val Kilmer. Yes. Top secret. That's a good movie. I love that movie. So this is I have a picture here. Let me just add it. This is Val Kilmer in entourage. He played a guru that grew weed ah and he kind of gives off West vibes.
Speaker: I don't know. Yeah, but the beard. I couldn't. Yeah, the beard. He's got clicked beard but west vibes. I get so **** warm. I get so **** warm with a beard and so I agree and right now, I was just lazy and I couldn't shave the sides but I want to keep some hair but I I can't. It just gets too much. It gets too much. Oh, he's sorry. with the He was actually, he was considered the sherpa. It takes a lot of work in patients to have a beard but Oh, I, yeah, I have in the past, you know, I've got i've had many decades. i have met I'm 86. A lot of time for the beards. wax mustache I mean, the man's most positive, positive tip is a negative negative.
Speaker: right um like ah z low We are getting hi ah totally that's not worse we are getting high i wish I wish I could show you guys that I uh you know, this is my this is my hideaway channel, right? Uh, and I have, uh, I have the other channel and the last two Fridays, uh, uh, the, my lovely alley, uh, has joined me and we have done, uh, I'm, I'm a animated alien. I'm Steve, the alien. I talk to any cats. That's what I do. Uh, and I'm really into this, uh, this other alien. She has this, uh, she has this, uh, it's a spider puppet.
Speaker: And we do an hour. We do an hour just as improv comedy. And last night, last night was great. Last night was, we had a, there were a lot of dead baby jokes. A lot of them. So and very much like our show. A lot ah lot of feet picks things along those lines. you you know But now the comedy was finally I'm getting back to doing the comedy. And and over there over there, I at least have 700 subs. So seven something subs. So it's like, there's people that show up and watch. right there I actually have, oh, there'll be 10 people here. i can Hey, this is all right. I can handle this.
Speaker: Nah, he can't be dead. Well, you got there, Brian.
Speaker: but is living in deeper realms of consciousness tell you yeah i truly am and truly am i am facing evils left and right but you know you just shake him off ah hey they they shit different shit different day and whatever it does it touch the live how to I'm a mountain. No, I would punch this guy. I mean, they did this guy.
Speaker: um little bit of less action there I don't know. Connor says you're a cuck buddy. If you me to if you need me to play you know some music and and bring it I can always bring it in the basement. I got everything here man. I miss your old background of the people smoking the hookah man. You know it's somewhere. that i't have to i have third fucking space now
Speaker: I've had like nine joints tonight. So there's no nice only only nine. I'd be dead. We're doing a cartoon for another channel. They're there. They hired me to do a cartoon for him. And it's like an eight minute. And I've been writing this thing for the last for the last fucking three days. And I've hated it. I'm hating it because he's this is out of revenge. This is Wes is like finally I got I got what I need. Oh, this is like your fifth time on the show. And I just don't realize that your glasses are not holographic glasses. No. Like, they you know, like, you know, the ones that the the guy plays and the guy plays the online poker, they got the holographic lens. I just realized that your screen reflecting, they just reflect green. yeah if i If I go wide. so yeah
Speaker: Well, look at me, Michael, don't I so just scream of playing guitar? I mean, you can see that, right? i Oh yeah, I'm ah um'm a hack musician in ah in a lot of ways. so nervous case there something tomorrow but but Yeah. I didn't have to leave. and yeah' That's that's why I take I take my glasses off when we do the show because uh I get that reflection and it just it's right. Yeah but like on yours on your glasses because you're like you're farther away. Your glasses don't fill up the entire lens. Wes's glasses fill up his entire lens and it's it at first I was like dude's got dope glasses, dude.
Speaker: Now, I'm going to I'm going to make a statement here that might not be a popular one, but I want to give these credit. I looked everywhere for the round because these are these are you would be surprised at the magnification that these reading glasses are. I'm not going to bother going to an optometrist. I've saved so much money over the years by just increasing. These are like fives. You've got to order these. You're not going to find these in a fucking Walgreens or a CVS anywhere. This shit's not going to be so I get online. We know why you bought them is because you're trying to feel that sexy Thomas Jefferson look that you got. and No, man. No, honestly, honestly, it was it was more the John Lennon kind of thing was what exactly.
Speaker: But I found these and I had to order these from China. I had to order these from China. And they were the only place that I could find the magnification I needed and round. And and it came there were five in the set. Now I have bought reading glasses for years and I have have some of the sunglasses over there that I use that are like 4 .5s. These are probably 4 .5s or 5s. All of those I usually get a good year out of every pair a good year out of every pair and and and I don't feel bad because they're cheap these These are six fucking years first pair that I took out. I have not had to do shit It is like these things have just lasted I've got I've got four others that I haven't even touched ah From the same order and and and out of China. I gotta say lost the other four by now going well
Speaker: oh no no no it's ah hey you didn't watch burgess meredith man the the the twilight zone a great yeah oh um i i got bri nine and they break glass like no market you know keep up with classes man you make sure you have classes so you can say down here looking like a mexican terminator order la i come with me if you want to live couple homema me if you want tacos how old is everyone in the the
Speaker: eighty six four eighty forty four year sixty five you're eighty six fuck out of here but yeah i'm ryan obviously oh that it now fifty five fifty five i hit fifty five this year brian you what fifty no I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm what day in the hot 30 year old, young guy, 30 year old day in the hot 30 year old to be dating younger girls. It's more of a pain in the ass than anything else.
Speaker: that's worth it. Yeah. **** worth it. I'm going to I'm going to say it's worth it. Gosh, she's I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm i'm chatting about the twenty nine year old so mike ah but the the fifth However, I shouldn't get that. That motherfucker is 90 plus and he acts like he's twenty five. He'll come out. He's going to get that motherfucker. He's he's going to die. And and and how old was Priscilla Presley when she hooked up with Elvis? She was like 16. Wasn't like banging his 14 year old cousin. Everybody, the other guy, your old cousin, he wasn't the only one. All the crickets were banging here. the
Speaker: Oh, Jerry Lee Lewis. Jerry Lee Lewis. He married his 14 year old cousin and they got booed off stage for it. Great ball. It's in the movie. I'm pretty sure Buddy Holly would have done it too. Sounds like a fool wolf. Sounds like. But I mean, shit. the She's just not funny. Right. Let's go. I wouldn't go in the 20s. I figure that's that's uh that's no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I would. No, I mean, for me, I just, yeah, I like, I don't feel bad because she's 30. It's like, okay, your youth was last last decade. Okay. You know, if you should have really gotten it out then, you know, you can suffer through this now. I'm fairly entertaining. She got that. No. fifth
Speaker: No, no, no, I just have that kind of charisma. I just have that. I really, I really have that going on. It's I feel good about it, too. I feel good about it. So, so yeah, i my wife and I don't want to take over the show playing music that that's and I, I don't want to do that. That's we didn't ah the Friday nights, isn't it? Don't you have Friday nights? You have music on this channel. Somebody actually on the ball. I like it. I'm like, there's Jeff's got his garage going on. I mean, there's, there's all sorts of stuff. Wednesdays aren't the crazy stories. Isn't it like a wacky news Wednesday kind of thing? Well, you, you heard what we were talking about on Wednesday about pressure gratitude.
Speaker: you guys ah i on a Friday night one time and uh when I don't have anything scheduled, I'll have to get with him and be like, hey uh we'll come up and uh do a little jam session for me. Yeah, I'd I'd love to. I'd I keep him here. I just plug in the monitor from the other so I can hear I can hear the bass. I have no setup to do. I just have to put the earbud in and turn the volume on and uh because I run them through pedals. I run them through. I finally got the electric out because i did that metal fest
Speaker: yeah my Yeah. Oh, man. What a fucking disaster that was. But the bass is more fun. Nobody nobody sings along with the bass. And so it's more unique. because Hey, I don't think I could. makes but I don't know if you guys got it or not, but I was West was live one night. I popped in for a few minutes. It was chat with with him and his his lady in the chat. And he was talking about doing a metal fest. He's like, I'm just going to show up with my bass and like play love songs and stuff. I ended up I ended up green screening. I wore a green shirt I had this thing which which keyed out when I was doing it right in front of my face All you saw were my hands and arms because the guitar the guitar is green You don't see the neck on this that you see the frets on it It's ah the bass is green and that's green
Speaker: the You know, roadies, roadies end up having to do a lot of work. Uh, I, I was a computer program like for 25 years. Ass money, my friend. Ass money. Uh, yeah, there's no, that's why I'm able to have all this peace and love because I, I have no bitterness about, about any of life. I don't, I don't feel like, oh, I broke my back doing this and all that.
Speaker: um that Oh, that's a good idea. Smoking's more green. I I feel like I need to. We had the callback over here. Jeff did a callback to the cannibalism. Get the penis straw, right? That was. No, no, no. Wednesday, we were talking about this dude in Japan that had his dick cut off and then he cooked it up and served it to him people that paid for it. he had it cut off because he he's asexual I don't know what that means why you would cut off your junk but then he put up a thing on Twitter he put up a Twitter he says basically he's just saying he's he's not without sex so he he doesn't have it but it's still it's it's kind of stupid
Speaker: the mental health and this i change my mind if i want a cigarette if i or if i wanted to mental health in this world is insanely crazy so he he put a post up on twitter offering to cook his genitalia uh and he wanted he wanted like 1800 pounds i don't know what it was i can't remember like two grand was like like mixed people were like yeah we'll do it so they did like a whole event They had music there. It was at this fancy restaurant. The other diners, they were eating, uh, like steaks and go bossa.
Speaker: Six people that paid and he cooked it up. He had a chef beside him to help him cook and he cooked it up and served it to him. And they cocking balls, man. So basically, so basically now he's a living, breathing Ken doll. yeah Yeah, pretty much. And I agree with you, Brian. The mental state in this world is not. ah I mean, I mean, you know, well, it wasn't where you're like, oh, I wish I wouldn't have done that in life. You know, this this dude's going to get horny one day. I'm like, I wish I wouldn't have cut my dick off. I can't be. Being a fetish.
Speaker: yeah um now now we we making the statement about mental health but but let's also let's also take a i mean you got you got everything that runs the gambit i'm thinking we always have though it' she now you fucking hear like Now you fucking hear about it. Now, every one of them has a fucking audience. Every one of them puts it out there. And so so we see the extremes and the extremes are the ones that that are going to get highlighted. They're the ones that people are going to because that's what that's what it's almost like. I want to shock factor everyone. We're all shock jocks at this point. Every one of us that are creating content out here are looking to get something, uh, to, uh, you know, unless you're doing a fucking knitting channel and you're sitting there just helping to get the knitting going. Uh, you're, you're looking for the, that's, that's why you chose the story of the guy cutting his penis. Uh, dad, dad, this is my interest peak. I was like, well, in the question I had was if you have unlimited funds, are you, and are you partaking in dudes? Dick?
Speaker: hooked up unlimited funds yeah like you have you have like whatever he's charging you're like, yeah, I got that despair. Are you going to have a bite? Am I being forced to? Am I being, you know, there's a lot of, I don't like eating flan and that's supposed to be a good food somewhere. yeah good i I get it. I'm not not going that we route. I don't, I haven't bothered to get Wes. I have a question for you. Rocky mountain oysters or any of that shit. then None of it appeals to me. I ate a lot of peanut butter. You know, I've been pretty easy going, man. but no i can
Speaker: It's not like i oh, I gotta eat dick. Hey cook up it. Could I is there someone selling dick that I could eat? I can't I can't ever see it. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity kind of thing. and It's like we were talking earlier in the beginning of the show tonight. if If an alien comes down and says Wes, I want to fuck your brains up. Are you down? am I being held down? I mean, it's it's it's just the way life is. You know, oh, oh, the the rain, but still, but food, food, we're talking that I that's that's going off into another direction. That's a why don't I don't know. Maybe maybe maybe Brian can ah smoke it.
Speaker: I hear Brian's really good at smoking penis. No. Put a good rub on it, you know? I can smoke a mean kind. That was, that was good. That was, that was good. the But I couldn't rub on it. Oh, gets of the but ah there was a good joke. I liked that one. That was, that was clever. That was, that was their problem. You can't rub and smoke, buddy. Yeah. I see what you good no you it you did That was, that was a good one. I don't know. That had that had some quality to it.
Speaker: hundred
Speaker: yeah I'm just saying it's what it's like like I'm an adventurous eater. Like, you know, I need a guana or you know, somebody's like, hey, try this. It's it's something you never had before. I'm like, alright, I'll get it. I had, I had ancestors that had to do that **** to survive. I'm I, you know, I turned on the AC. you won turn on the ac i'm not you know why These are survival situations. I, you know, if faced in a survival situation, life is different.
Speaker: You know, a hey, hey, if your family, the ancestors, the daughter party. No, no, no, no. our owner No, but who knows who knows what happened to poor Samuel Newberry when he was 14 and made his way over from from ah from Ireland. You know, he he didn't like life in Ireland. So he's 14. He had to work for eight years afterwards and ended up ah fighting in the Civil War and all that other stuff. But, you know, I'm sure he went through a lot of shit having to work as an indentured servant there for eight years to pay for that storage.
Speaker: But no, and does it give me a buzz? I mean, there's certain criteria. If eating dick is going to get me a buzz, well, I'll get in line to eat a dick to see what that buzz is like. If it's really described as. all this is a may vision but hi But nobody's telling me that. And I'm not hearing that from anybody. That's what I'm saying. there's no What's in it? west Why would I ever want to eat that dick? If you suck my dick, you'll get an amazing buzz. You know, I know the hair. The hair is on is on fleek right now. I understand how I'm looking right now, but you're going to you've got to understand, man, that's it's not going to happen. It's just it's nothing. It's not the first thing I put a hymns on this shit. Come on. Well, the one thing I ask everybody, Wes, is suck your dick. Is that my dick? If I clean my dick, if I clean my really my you don't clean your dick, you suck it.
Speaker: but If I if I wash it real good I gotta wonder how bad it is when you make that statement like a special Sunday thing you wash your good Like real sad is your dick to the women that you put it in front of no. No I did this again No motivation. There's no motivation It didn't back me into anything there I Am I being threatened? is there Is there some need for me to suck a dick? Because i can get I can get all the women I want. And so that's why it's really not an issue. It's not, oh, I need companionship. Can someone touch me? Dude, let's let's make this happen. I can't ah can't hook anything else up. It's not gay if you're super high. just i got i got got school eight I got two hands. I've always got companionship.
Speaker: there isn't a there isn't a dollar general cashier uh you know in three miles uh either direction it wouldn't just love to get their hands on this that's the only caveat we never found it's all I see man it's the cash and I couldn't tell in general like The only caveat we found to sucking dick is we asked the question one night if if somebody gave you like 25 or what is a billion dollars to suck dick and nobody's going to ever know. And chris is Chris's girlfriend at the time says you better cradle that motherfucker balls. too
Speaker: and million dollars and they it's twenty twenty -four. I don't care if I suck a dick and people find out if I suck a dick for it. Hey, you know the dick you got a bill billion dollar blow job right there. Let's see anybody top that. That's advertising. around Right there is advertisement. Guys like you were then running stories about me on your fucking thing. I am a fucking hot twag at that point. At that point, I am they're making memes of my ass. That's how that works. yeah If you're looking at things from a marketing and popularity state, that's 20, 24. There's not a lot I wouldn't do for a billion dollars. A billion dollars, right? A billion dollars. A billion with a B. That's generational money.
Speaker: I'd go in there with Anakin and help him wipe out all those young ones if I'm walking into a billion fucking dollars. There's a billion dollars. Hey, kid. that's you know but got a want If you see a power shift, you want to you want to make a move. You want to stay on top of this. oh i cross the fifth
Speaker: and so many you going over haed you yeah die i kill yeah Okay, it's it's nap time everybody everybody over here everybody but your sabers now i get paper this it is so like like like happy place i got this There's not much I wouldn't do for a billion dollars, I'm just saying yeah Tax -free a billion dollars. Yeah. Yeah I pay taxes on that shit. I'll be fine with the taxes on it. I could do that. Cause we're still, we're still talking. We're talking. I don't have to work anymore. That's what we're talking. yeah I don't have to work anymore. And I got enough money. There's so many tax loopholes. You can get a, you can keep it all.
Speaker: I got enough money to have a new, a new escort every week, a new, and you know, a high dollar escort. I mean, $1 ,000 ,000, that's daily. I got other hobbies, Jeff. I got other hobbies. I was travel the world like three times over. I would, I would build a, my goal is to build, I would love to build a submarine. I would love to build my own submarine and circumnavigate the globe ah in i in a submarine that I built. It's in a fucking Titanic. I'm just saying. Why are you going down to that depth? I just need to go, I just need to go down some. I don't have to hit, yeah'm looking at megan cru's not a scientific to get that billion dollars. That's right. Just have to go down
Speaker: billion dollars bad childport's gonna be expensive not really ah got a canadian kid i got a mongolian kid i got a russian kid i got i know right yeah but you got a billion dollars you can fake your own debt you got the money to do it You got a billion dollars you can get that vasectomy you always wanted and then not worry about any of that. Then just be slinging dick. That's all you're doing. and yeah that's what he gotta do I believe in Brian. I get a billion dollars, I fake my death and I disappear.
Speaker: that You know, actually, funny, funny story about that. I saw this on TikTok the other day. In Japan, there is a company that you can hire and it's like a couple thousand dollars. They will make you disappear and give you a whole new fucking life. Like. Everybody you know, thinks you're fucking missing and they've got you put on the other side of the country working in some fucking company, making the same amount of money you made before or more. and like everybody just thinks well what the fuck happened click I don't know but you're just happy -go -lucky living in a fucking Mongolian jungle somewhere or or some other city thes lee in mongolia the fact that I can call it one hand the amount of people that would be concerned if I came up missing uh means that
Speaker: I wouldn't have to pay some company to do it i could just walk out my door no but they're talking they're talking like new identity everything but your dna has changed you know yeah record i mean i mean so i mean like you' i'm right i i mean i've said i've said it numerous of times like if i won like three hundred million or whatever you know like win the lottery i'm like man i'm nothing but a memory dude i'm gone Yeah, I'll settle my ass. I'm gone. I mean, like, like I'll sell my stuff. I'll sell all my stuff. Donate my stuff for a million dollars. You buy new shit. I know. I know. But I'm just saying, like, I'll just sell my stuff. I'll make it look like I'm abducted. I mean, but but the thing about it is that I was like, it be it'd be like the most fucked up thing. Like, but where's Brian at?
Speaker: oh Yeah, he's down living on the island and more me or he's living in the island of snake el So self -cooking meat yeah just follow the small as As we say all the time if I ever hit the lottery I'm never gonna tell anybody but there will be signs. Oh, yeah Like why is daily driving a formula the one car because he came Yeah, I mean, but yeah, I'd be gone dude. I'd be like I'm out I mean, i I mean, I'll probably like send a message here here in their deal. I'll be like, but up boy, that'd be I like five. b but Nobody won't track won't check where I am. I get a plane. I get an amphibious plane big enough for me to actually live in like an RV. And I would just fucking lay my way across. What's that mean with the ah what's her name? I can't. like it's not interstellar it's uh what's the chick from science of the lambs what's her name jody foster jody foster jody foster they find these plans for some alien
Speaker: twististy thing. and Oh, Cosmos. was that Yeah. Yeah. And there at least that was the book. I think I had read the book. Cosmos is the book. The movie, I can't remember what it's called. It's like First Contact or some **** like that. The billionaire that funded it. The contact. Yeah. He funded it but they they said he made the whole thing up. Lived in a 747 that never landed. I'm kind of like, you know what? I'm in. would the we mcaffe disappeared too down there that's that is a fucking interesting story to average harold and askkin's husband these guys disappeared and all that the neighbor that he supposedly killed or whatever and then he ran to another country yeah oh oh live yeah
Speaker: I'll apply live like island of Martinique or the island say cellos or one of the Greek islands or one of the Polynesian islands like I've lived in Cancun so long and like The heat is just way too much. I want something word a little bit of seasonal like his Zealand old not super new Zealand um fucking retarded hot New Zealand I Gotta have mobility i was like i i was mobility I was looking at New Zealand because I mean you got everything you got you got a you got a countryside you got a you got the beach side you got I mean you got all elements all in one in New Zealand okay I'm not mad at that yeah i' was look at at that I was like cool if I just want to go hiking I just go on part of the island if I want to go relax on the beach I go to another part of the island I'll just buy the Yellowstone ranch from fucking the TV show that's it's called it's the four sixes ranch in real life but like just buy that fucker
Speaker: yeah don't need no fucking cows or not just the fucking Yeah. I mean, I mean, yeah, or, or I could like live in the hill country in Texas and not tell nobody about it. Yeah. just both up Or I'll tell my, I'll tell my dad because my dad would get worried. Probably like 500 acres down in South Carolina, down in the Charleston area. And never leave that, that acreage. And just chill. Yeah. Yeah. yeah i mean like by the five hundred acres but Because I was, cause I mean, if if ah if I stayed in the, if I stayed in the States, I'll live in central Texas or like Aniston, Alabama, some like some small, but I would live like on 10 acres of like 10 to 14 acres of land and have like a barn to many, um, a pool and a, and a large garage for like my, for the cars that I want, the motorcycles that I want.
Speaker: i mean bar millions is hot be ah dude where isis born the other day badasss I saw one the other day this dude had like in his living room because there's a big bar minimum he had like his bass boat is fucking 68 Camaro in his in his bedroom. He had an old Indian motorcycle sitting there and I was just like, yep, I want I need I uh Benji and I were talking about it the other day it with unlimited amount of funds guys will live in one bedroom and then everything else would just be the space for their toys yeah i just need a place to rest my fucking head at night place to watch fucking tv and then tons of parking for my toys i need toys
Speaker: at every morning I'd have a truck and I'd have like ATV, you know, the razors and four wheelers and stuff. Yeah, of course. Probably the most extravagant thing I would have is I would just build out, like I've said before, state of the art studio. And then I would hire people advertising. We could do. I would, I would always wanted to build underground. I've always wanted to get a large agreement and build underground. Yeah. Like here's a cool Barna Minium right here. Uh, Jeff.
Speaker: the short. Okay. I would spend a lot of money on a on a real nice studio and I would hire people to uh run the equipment that I had no idea to run that I just purchased but I had to learn how to use all that equipment. II know that. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. See, that's what I would live in. Yeah. Yeah. Those are nice, man. I love the barn dominions. I think this is the one i saw on now listen and the one i saw
Speaker: I'm not mad at that.
Speaker: I mean, yeah, dude, this space, peace and quiet. Oh. Gorgeous curvy. A wrap -around port. I like that. and say right there it'd be like it'd be like it be a gym it be a gym slash mini garage like i'll have my more i got a million dollars i don't have to look good
Speaker: yeah got a billion dollars i can date a fucking supermo the the the the dollar i i've always and it's because of that i lived in florida for twelve years and illinois with the the tornadoes hurricanes down there as seen too much shit wi blown away so i always and and plus the amount that i want a lot of room i want a lot of room and i figure underground ah figure some small thing up top some small home or something at the top that if it gets wiped the fuck out whatever but you know my ten thousand square feet underground have that where i have ah music rooms where i have all that other stuff well you please seen that movie read with john mevich and bruce willis
Speaker: I have not seen it. I know the movie you're talking about, but I have not seen it. Ron Malkovich, Lily, they see his house and he's like, let's go in the house. And they start heading to the house. He says, no. And he lifts up the hood of a fucking old car and it goes down some stairs into his underground fucking bunker. That's I've that's what I would love to. I'd love to have some neat shit like that to where, OK, I have this little house up top, but I got this, you know, everything's underground and
Speaker: I think i just found the house i like i'm in love with this house hey god like heygo jeff it's but but like a minute and ten seconds but i love this house mean going yeah winning a billion dollars there you go there's my house right there ah found it so I ah see we're we're talking about winning that billion now, not sucking dick for that billion. yeah That's what we're... It's not winning that billion. Even if I win like 100 million or 200 million, I'm like, there you go. I mean, I guess technically you would be winning that billion dollars if you... Yeah, it's called a job for a reason, Glick. But I mean, but look at that though. That's cool. I'm mad at that truck either.
Speaker: Yeah, that's, I wouldn't be mad at that. Yeah, I'm not mad.
Speaker: I'm not too happy about the neighbors being that close. No, that's just the garage. Still, neighbors are stone -pro white. Yeah, they are. I had that.
Speaker: is kickback. Spoke some scars, drink some bourbon.
Speaker: in Yeah. Uh, no, it's got to be in a legal state. Got to be in a legal state. I got to be able to grow weed wherever it is. It's got to be able to grow weed. It's got to be a legal state. I got to be able to grow and smoke. and and Yeah, we got everything underground. You saw the gentleman. I need I need no reason for anybody to come and take anything. I know just that's my only vice. If I can grow illegal, then there's no issues. There's no issues. I
Speaker: This one right here, this is the one that this guy has the full setup. That's the exterior. And I can only add one picture at a time because we have so much stuff on here. But I don't know. Find out where I got his pictures.
Speaker: Well, we have a ton of music. I got to go on here one day and clean up some of the music. Yeah, we do. um this is This is when you walk in the door. That's what you see.
Speaker: Nice. And that picture I showed first shows the, if you're standing at the couch and facing the other direction, you know, so, I mean, that's the setup. Not bad setup. I mean, I, that that'd be my first deal. Just build that in the middle of fucking nowhere. I don't want neighbors for miles.
Speaker: I want to grow facilities. I want to be able to put up a lot of, a lot of plants. yeah but but ri um it was like lot a Billion dollars. You can just get that shit shipped in. you know labor it's the laborer love a love. It's a It's but it's a labor of love. It's a hot, growing your own, growing your own weed, getting, getting high off of something that you just, Oh man, I grew this. that's like driving something you still are i up yeah
Speaker: You know, I'd say, well, I'd feel the same way about making wine. Uh, I, I haven't yet. I have grown wheat, but I haven't made wine. I haven't made, uh, done any distilling or anything like that. But, uh, you know, it's, it's that getting a buzz off of your own stuff. It just, uh, if you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life. There you go. There you go. get some money off what you do too. Oh, maybe. We're going to have something else. We're going to have something else for the money. Get something else that's making the money for you. I got a software package I'm going to be bringing to uh market here hopefully within the next month. Oh, please be what pays for everything I need in the future. I got I got screwed out of $800 ,000 in the
Speaker: company sold 12 years ago, the company sold for $20 million. dollars I had started working for the company at the age of 25. I mean, I'd worked since I was fucking five for the, the old man's businesses and all that, but this was a new company and yeah, I, did I got screwed out of my 4 % that would have been a nice $800 ,000. I was a little bit upset about that. Yeah. that's ah So that's enough to piss somebody off. but but you I find that I find that melon. I just I I I do comedy. That's why I do the music that I play most of the time is comedy. I do I do improv songs on uh I go over to these other
Speaker: I would be over playing music right now over at this open mic, but Ali went up because Ali will go up and paint, but Ali's mom is up and Ali's mom is angry about ah the father. uh they are having issues and so and I'm not going if I go up there the host of the show is gonna say all sorts of stuff about me and Ali and the mom's gonna be there and it's gonna set her off so it's like I can't go up and play I can't do that tonight uh she's over there painting right now at this show but uh no I do comedy I'll go over there and I'll just do an improv and uh
Speaker: and and just talk to the people in the, they'll he'll have 30 to 40 people sometimes during the festivals. There's a hundred of them in the chat, but I have plenty of people to riff on and everything as I'm, as I'm doing songs and have fun. Oh yeah. No, that's what I mean. that's fun That's what we do. That means when we do the podcast is just cause it's our, it's our outlet, you know, it's where we can come and It'd be a little crazy for a couple hours, few hours, whatever. And, you know, sometimes we talk about serious shit. Other times we're talking about these assholes planning on putting me on a plane so they can kill me and eat me.
Speaker: I, last night, when we did the comedy show, I'm not sure what the lowest line was, but the Azura character had said, oh, I like these songs about despair, but I like them to be upbeat and fun. And so I did a ah song about school shooting, an upbeat song. I just started going to school shootings. Only fun if you're the one with a gun, otherwise it kinda sucks. If you're the one with the gun, you can watch as they run and mow them all down like ducks. AR -15, 30 round magazine. it's I went into that as the character and everything. and
Speaker: I had a lot of fun doing those sick humor. That's what I, that's what I enjoy doing is dark, dark, and dark fucking human life. Life ends with death. Every one of us is going to die when I, you know, they you would just suck for what, for what, for what, whatever you're going to die. How do you want to die? How do you want to die? There's your, there's your topic. That's why I'm doing whatever the fuck I want. That's why I'm just going to live life and try to try to have the most fun that I can. Yeah, it's got to take that skydiving now. You're out your fucking mind. First and foremost, if I'm ever in a plane, youve you've done. That's an achievement for you. Second of all, and I'll and I'll stick and I'll stand by this. I'll die on this fucking hill. There ain't no goddamn reason to jump out of a perfectly good fucking plane. I. It's scary the first time.
Speaker: No, it's an adrenaline rush the first time. I'm like, oh, hell yeah. It's going down. I'm not afraid of a lot of things. I'm actually not afraid of really anything other than heights. I've said, it all little party kangaroo you can't die from jumping out of airplane. You can die. No, no, you cannot. That sudden stop at the end. That's what kills you. What if I have a heart attack? that that is is my thought what if i have a heart attack when i jump because of this shock you'll be like who the fuck are you jeff you're just throwing out you'll be all right you had nothing this motherfucker does it all the time you no basis no basis and i'm definitely not going skydiving with you guys because jeff you would probably do some weird fucking nude skydiving where i'm strapped to some other guy and he was like
Speaker: ah ah Keep putting his wiener inside me. It's normal. Just go with it. That's how it's done, Blake. It's how it's done. I don't know how this makes us more aerodynamic.
Speaker: It's physics, buddy. It's physics. Brian, in the private chat, I'm sending you a link. You will get a kick out. It's nothing for the show, but I just can't find your fucking Snapchat at the moment. So I don't have a Snapchat anymore. is gonna have a chris five Brian's another Benji. Yeah, there you go. Check that out. Save that and check that out. Facebook feed for barn dominions. Oh, OK. Yeah, b Brian's Brian's another Benji.
Speaker: Oh my God. Well, it's about that time, boys. I got to get going. I got to get bit. Oh yeah, eight minutes. I was i just i was just looked up at that and I was looking for music here so I can play the music and still come back and do my little do my little spiel and all that shit. so Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the show tonight. We had a little old -school vibe, you know, the the OGs in the building doing like we used to do back in the day. And we still got our guests that came up and popped in and hung out with us. Shout out to all you guys, Wes and Brian. And, okay, Matt, good to see he's still alive and kicking.
Speaker: And of course, Jeremy, she was here, but we love Jeremy. She whether he thinks so or not. But before we before we wrap up, obviously we'll play a little song. We'll come back. I'll get everybody's like closing thoughts, words of wisdom and all that bullshit. And then we'll get the hell out of here. But I want to end the night with my girl, who my girl Jules, Jules in the howl with the howl. Check her out on all social media and everywhere you stream music all at Jules in the howl. You won't be disappointed. She's freaking awful. And our music is awesome, too. So. well I died of me, different to break free A ruined storm underneath my skin Raging fire inside my mind All the pain I tried to hide All the words I left behind
Speaker: Now's the time to raise your voice and let it out
Speaker: Come together under the moon The primal energy takes the room There's a force inside of you I know you can't push it down any longer You release your demons now, you'll grow stronger
Speaker: There's a kind of energy out here on the prow Can you feel the howl? Can you feel the howl?
Speaker: Out of the darkness embrace of the darkness
Speaker: Unleash the beach till the end of the sea Out of the darkness and break into darkness
Speaker: Can you feel the hope? Yeah, there's that kind of energy Out here on the ground
Speaker: and Do you like that song? Jules in the Howl. Check her out on all social media, wherever you stream music at. Jules in the Howl. Go show her some love. Cool thing about all these artists and musicians that we've been playing on the shows lately. Do you guys go back and check out old replays of Glick's House of Music? They've all been on the show and you guys can get to know them a little bit better. Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all being here. Shout out to the chatters box. Thank you guys for being a lively little bunch tonight on Saturday night. We always love having you guys in the building. Shout out to all of our guests. Thank you guys for coming on. every we We always love doing the open door challenge because we never know who's going to show up and where the conversation's going to go. With that being said, hey Brian, before we take off and before we close the doors, anything you want to say to the people?
Speaker: ah yuy safe um the holiday coming up even though today it's the weekend y'll still be safe don't be stupid ah y'll just have fun grill barbecue have some drinks have some gratitude shout matters gratitude gratitude our our resident guru but you want to leave my people when you peace and love peace and love and Carpe Diem while you still have a Diem to Carpe. Live that life. Live that life everybody. You know, I got one. Do it. I love it. I love it. Deuces. Alright, before I drop my bullshit, I want to tell you guys real quick. Don't forget to check out the network. Give us a follow. Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok.
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