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Speaker: Hi, Fros.
Speaker: Lou Santini here, host of Amateur Nation.
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Speaker: This is my way of saying thank you to the pros who listen to this show every week.
Speaker: Amateur Nation is not just a podcast, it's a movement.
Speaker: Warning, the podcast you are about to hear is often based on true events and people.
Speaker: It chronicles the dialogue and actions of random, anonymous, obnoxious, self-entitled, unintelligent, self-centered idiots, attention whores, ignoramuses, dolts, clods,
Speaker: Nimrods, douches, weirdos, drama queens, overly sensitive crybabies, and people who think they are better, more important, and special than the rest of us.
Speaker: In one word, amateurs.
Speaker: It's Amateur Nation with Lou Santini.
Speaker: We call attention to and call out the amateurs, the people who are doing life wrong, the speed bumps of life, the people that are in your way every day, the unintelligent, obnoxious, attention-whoring, self-entitled drama queen victim types who chip away at the moments of your life due to no self-awareness, common sense, manners, or social skills and are disturbing the flow of the pros.
Speaker: Hi, Mom.
Speaker: Oh, hey, Lou.
Speaker: Amateur Nation.
Speaker: It's not just a podcast.
Speaker: It's a movement.
Speaker: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.
Speaker: Oh, I wouldn't dream of it.
Speaker: This is episode 209.
Speaker: This episode was recorded near a gas stove in a locked garage without a mask.
Speaker: Fans first.
Speaker: Shouts out to Iluustep, Justin Whitehawk, and Liam, all listening on SoundCloud.
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Speaker: You're going to find clips of my stand-up comedy as well as parody songs and other entertainment-related videos.
Speaker: And, of course, every week I post short sneak peek videos to give you a taste of what's coming up on this week's episode of Amateur Nation.
Speaker: So if you like the show, and especially if you're a subscriber of the show, well, then you'll want to subscribe to my YouTube page, at Luz Santini.
Speaker: Let's get going.
Speaker: Here's what's happening in Amateur Nation.
Speaker: Perhaps you had better start from the beginning.
Speaker: Topic number one.
Speaker: All right, stop what you're doing because she's about to ruin the thinking and the reason that you're used to.
Speaker: Hollywood's top three stupid, most needy, and least relevant actress is back, and she needs more attention.
Speaker: I want somebody to pay a little attention to me.
Speaker: From politicalflare.com, here's your headline.
Speaker: Alyssa Milano infuriates the MAGAs by pointing out their obvious and still accepted misogyny.
Speaker: Alternate headline, world ignores crazy lady who crocheted her own mask and first loved Elon Musk, then bought an electric VW because it's not white supremacist.
Speaker: Okay, listen to the writing style of this journalist, so to speak.
Speaker: Can you believe this was written as a serious article?
Speaker: I'm picturing...
Speaker: A 12-year-old girl writing this, but alas, it's a grown man by the name of Jason Mishak, M-I-C-I-A-K.
Speaker: Listen to the biting, investigative, neutral journalistic slant this amateur throws down.
Speaker: Here it is.
Speaker: There are some of us at a certain age that fell in love with Alyssa Milano long ago and not for the right reasons, though somewhat understandable given our age.
Speaker: Thus, it is really satisfying to love her even now based on her heart, her intellect, and our shared values.
Speaker: It is nice that she is pretty good at educating some of us men regarding things we might have missed, though no one missed the problem with the comment below.
Speaker: Can't you just picture him in his computer with his t-shirt while yet still wearing a scarf and holding a cup of vegan broth with both hands between typing bursts?
Speaker: The article continues, a few days ago, Milano addressed just one of her passionate causes.
Speaker: There are many, and that is misogynism, which is often overlooked or unseen by many men in our society, even those of us that mean well.
Speaker: I admit it, I overlook misogynism because I'm busy working and making fun of amateurs like this girl.
Speaker: He goes on to say her example from a few days ago was easily recognizable and would seem to be inarguable, at least with people who favor strong women and the men that recognize them.
Speaker: But her plainly obvious message now has her trending on Twitter and not because liberals are supporting her, even though we'd obviously support this.
Speaker: Here is what Alyssa Milano wrote on Twitter.
Speaker: Can we stop saying to our sons things like, take care of your mother while I'm gone?
Speaker: This is insinuating that women can't take care of ourselves, and it's bullshit.
Speaker: Ah, amateur nation.
Speaker: And their problem-free lives.
Speaker: This is one seriously bored, seriously problem-free woman.
Speaker: This is the subject that makes you take finger to keyboard.
Speaker: Consideration.
Speaker: Care.
Speaker: Care.
Speaker: Kindness.
Speaker: Yes, you don't want to be instilling protective instincts to our young sons, do you?
Speaker: And the journalism continues.
Speaker: Ah, yeah.
Speaker: You gotta love an article that reads, ah, yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm brainy.
Speaker: Even those of us who happen to be single dads of young girls can see that this hypothetical situation to us would do nothing but reinforce that mom can't take care of herself.
Speaker: And so it's your job, 16-year-old son, an idiot who does idiotic things as all 16-year-olds do.
Speaker: Hang on a second.
Speaker: I thought children, even as young as toddlers, are so smart that they can choose their gender and sexual preferences and can make the decision to cut off various unneeded genitals.
Speaker: So they're idiots now?
Speaker: The article continues.
Speaker: To not raise boys who think that a grown woman cannot take care of herself without a man or even a growing boy seems like a no-brainer.
Speaker: But only if you care about lifting women's place in society to that of true equals such that they have the same opportunities.
Speaker: Did you hear that, Mom?
Speaker: If you're listening to this podcast, you're on your own.
Speaker: Si, se padre.
Speaker: And of course, the pros chime in.
Speaker: As at Suncoast do replied, the next time Mom calls and asks for help cleaning the yard or getting something down from the attic, I'm going to tell her Alyssa Milano said you can take care of yourself.
Speaker: Dozens of replies similar to that.
Speaker: Here's another one.
Speaker: At SoCalValleyGal.
Speaker: Another comment from Melissa Milano trying to tell people what to do.
Speaker: Then she won't let people reply to her unless she follows them.
Speaker: She doesn't want people's opinion or for them to say they don't agree.
Speaker: Yeah, that's real brave, right?
Speaker: Just put that out on the Twitterverse and then block everyone who she does not follow.
Speaker: And by the way, sidebar, hypothetical.
Speaker: You're a dad, you're going on a business trip, you have a 10-year-old son, and you say to your son, okay, son, take care of your mother while I'm gone.
Speaker: Holy hell, do you really think that the 10-year-old or even 14-year-old, 16-year-old is actually going to take care of the household?
Speaker: Yeah, they might, you know, look out and have a protective instinct, of course.
Speaker: But really, do you really think that that's implying that mom, a grown woman, doesn't know how to take care of herself?
Speaker: She's completely helpless.
Speaker: But this is Amateur Nation.
Speaker: Knee-jerk reactions.
Speaker: More comments from the pros.
Speaker: At Real Bruce Clark.
Speaker: Oh, let me guess.
Speaker: At Alyssa Milano, this triggers you.
Speaker: If you don't like America, leave.
Speaker: Sidebar, this is actually my favorite part of this topic.
Speaker: Let's meet the author, as it says in the article.
Speaker: I love how even the meet the author section is a virtue signaling self-righteous fest.
Speaker: Jason Meshack is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney.
Speaker: He is originally from Canada, but grew up in the Pacific Northwest.
Speaker: He now enjoys life as a single dad.
Speaker: Shhh!
Speaker: Raising a ridiculously loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast, he is very much the dreamy mystic.
Speaker: So, in other words, a real manly man.
Speaker: Or maybe he's just a big homo.
Speaker: Could be.
Speaker: A day without learning is a day not lived.
Speaker: He is passionate about his flower pots.
Speaker: Not the flowers!
Speaker: The pots!
Speaker: And studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics.
Speaker: He like does it all.
Speaker: Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists.
Speaker: Above all else, love one another.
Speaker: Don't you know about pussy?
Speaker: Answer, probably not.
Speaker: And now this.
Speaker: Topic number two.
Speaker: This topic is comprised of various smaller stories, facts, and topics that are all part of a bigger conclusion, which I will state clearly at the end.
Speaker: So stay with me.
Speaker: Let's start with this.
Speaker: From TMZ, your headline,
Speaker: CTV reporters suffer scary medical emergency live on air.
Speaker: I'm not feeling very well.
Speaker: Yep, you guessed it.
Speaker: This Canadian TV reporter passed out on live TV.
Speaker: Now, to be truthful, she later released this statement.
Speaker: While I will not share private medical information publicly, I can say that there is no cause for concern and that my understanding of my own medical background provides a reasonable explanation for what happened.
Speaker: I can, however, confirm that that situation was in no way related to the COVID-19 vaccine.
Speaker: So...
Speaker: She's either A, telling the truth because people pass out all the time.
Speaker: I've done it at least twice in my life, once as a child in a way too hot Halloween costume, and another when I smashed eight of ten fingers in between a wall and a desk that caused an adrenaline rush.
Speaker: Or B, she's covering, because it is Canadian TV after all, and they're one hammer and sickle away from going full commie.
Speaker: Either way...
Speaker: Do you see the genius in placing the seed of mistrust into the world when it comes to the medical profession and big pharma and health agencies like the CDC, WHO, and NIH?
Speaker: Until a few next stretch at these high-level agencies of power, this will continue.
Speaker: Stay with me.
Speaker: Here's something to chew on from very credible Dr. Robert Malone.
Speaker: 1,770 hospitalized in Australia in one week.
Speaker: All vaccinated.
Speaker: And 810 of those had four or more doses.
Speaker: 140 in the ICU, all vaccinated.
Speaker: 58 with four or more doses.
Speaker: 95 deaths.
Speaker: 53 with four or more doses.
Speaker: Okay, how about this?
Speaker: I'm doing my best to pronounce this gentleman's name.
Speaker: Uchin Wineri, a former Jacksonville Jaguar player, posted this on September 1st, 2021.
Speaker: Okay, so let's get these vaccine mandates and vaccine passports up and running ASAP.
Speaker: We seeing children die daily from the unvaccinated selfishness.
Speaker: Pregnant women at risk too.
Speaker: In capital letters he wrote, protect life, mandate the vaccine, jail anyone who refuses to protect life.
Speaker: Uchin Nwaneri recently died of a heart attack at home at 38 years old.
Speaker: 16-year-old Ashari Hughes was playing flag football and suddenly died after the game.
Speaker: Flag football, not tackle, after the game, not during.
Speaker: Not so fun fact, heart attacks in sports is up 1,700% since 2021 with a 67% mortality rate.
Speaker: Now let's jump subjects while still staying pointed to my overall thoughts about all of this.
Speaker: Global war—I mean, climate change, soon to be rebranded and remarketed as, oh, I don't know, weather transformation, takes stupidity and that hoax to a new level when this administration recently said they want to ban gas stoves and was then doubled down by donkey-teeth AOC who said gas stoves cause brain damage.
Speaker: So apparently AOC must have been raised in a gas stove factory.
Speaker: Funny how just now it's the horror of gas stoves and the impact gas stoves have on the environment.
Speaker: Don't pay attention to those injured or killed by the untested gene experiment.
Speaker: Look over here.
Speaker: Gas stoves are public enemy number one.
Speaker: This Halloween, I'm going full terror and dressing as a gas stove.
Speaker: Then we have this headline from CBS News.
Speaker: Consider drugs and surgery early for obesity in kids, new guidelines say.
Speaker: Waiting doesn't work.
Speaker: Nah, don't monitor your child's diet and exercise.
Speaker: Let them play video games all day.
Speaker: Don't get them involved in organized sports.
Speaker: That's joining the patriarchy.
Speaker: Or it's toxic masculinity.
Speaker: Even if it's an all-girls team.
Speaker: And what is a girl anyway?
Speaker: Make your kid do chores?
Speaker: That sound of tires screeching is amateur nation pulling out of their driveways to get their kids vaccinated against obesity.
Speaker: And this.
Speaker: As mentioned on Facebook by fan of the show Keith Gilliland, well, well, well, more classified documents found.
Speaker: How should this be handled?
Speaker: Don't get me wrong, I don't think anyone should have those documents, but how is this any different now?
Speaker: Why does he even have them?
Speaker: Expose them all.
Speaker: I don't care if it's Republican or Democrat.
Speaker: Enough of these corrupt crooks.
Speaker: I don't care if it's Russia, if it's laptops, if it's voter fraud, if it's taxes, vaccine info, problems at the border.
Speaker: Bring it all out and let the chips fall where they may.
Speaker: This is so ridiculous.
Speaker: We should all want the truth.
Speaker: Speak up.
Speaker: Now look, I might be stating the obvious, but I feel the need to say this a different way that I've mentioned in passing before.
Speaker: When it comes to stories, facts, and statistics, like I've mentioned in this topic, it's more important for amateur nation to A, be in denial, B, ignore the truth, C, not admit they were fooled, D, maintain their emotions and hatred for Trump and or conservatives because it's safe and familiar.
Speaker: And what's more, this way they don't have to do anything.
Speaker: From my 30 truths about amateurs, number 17, amateurs hate work.
Speaker: I've figured out why so many people aren't livid about Black Lives Matter embezzling millions of dollars and stealing from their contributors and not once giving back a penny to their black communities.
Speaker: I've figured out why people aren't outraged when they hear the stupidity of gas stoves being public enemy number one and that they cause brain damage.
Speaker: And then they see photos of AOC, Dr. Jill Biden, Kamala Sling Blade, Harris, and Elizabeth Warren cooking on gas stoves and refuse to acknowledge the hypocrisy.
Speaker: I figured out why people aren't livid about the fact that COVID numbers were inflated.
Speaker: And we now have proof that the federal government was complicit with big pharma and big tech to hide the truth about COVID treatments and that the vaccines are harmful.
Speaker: That's the biggest governmental worldwide crime of all time.
Speaker: Are you still saying, Amateur Nation, that it's just something that happened?
Speaker: You don't see a motive?
Speaker: An endgame?
Speaker: It's simply because Amateur Nation was never that passionate about any of those issues to begin with.
Speaker: The faster you went to change your profile picture to a little black box to support BLM tells me you didn't do any critical thinking.
Speaker: Everything amateur nation claims to believe in and rally behind is all on the surface.
Speaker: It's for show.
Speaker: It's not because they really believe in anything or something.
Speaker: That's why they're not upset when they're finding out that your president is truly a treasonous criminal.
Speaker: A treasonous criminal.
Speaker: criminal that is selling you out to commie China and that he's a fraud and that your election system was rigged and that we are owned by China and that the CDC and the World Health Organization cannot be trusted.
Speaker: You never cared that much in the beginning, amateur nation, which is why you don't care now that everything you thought was a good idea is a lie and doesn't work.
Speaker: You're so emotional that you must stick to your security bubble because you figure if I stick to the plan of virtue signaling and going along with the other amateurs, the other commies, the other brainwashed, remember, I told you I'm done with the word woke.
Speaker: Well, then eventually, I guess somehow I'll be proven right.
Speaker: Except you won't.
Speaker: In the short three years since the plandemic, everything the conspiracy theorists has said will happen has happened.
Speaker: Corruption has been exposed.
Speaker: But since it hasn't been thrown behind bars, you still think your government cares about you.
Speaker: They're multi-millionaires and billionaires.
Speaker: They got rich off your emotions and easily persuaded micro-brains.
Speaker: But because they go on TV or on the internet and smile and tell you, don't drive a gas-powered car, you smile long and think, aw, they're rich and powerful and they're still like me.
Speaker: People 30 and under.
Speaker: I will not say, well, I give them a pass because they're young and they've been brainwashed by public education and colleges.
Speaker: Hey, they've got parents, don't they?
Speaker: Amateur nation knows no age restriction.
Speaker: Amateurs come in all ages, sizes, sexualities, races, and time periods.
Speaker: It's in my book.
Speaker: You want woke?
Speaker: Be a pro.
Speaker: That's an awakening of the highest order.
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Speaker: Topic number three is next.
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Speaker: There's been an odd shift in human behavior over the last 15-plus years.
Speaker: A sense of entitlement.
Speaker: A constant need for attention.
Speaker: Ironically coupled with the need to be left alone.
Speaker: A desire to be treated the same as everyone else.
Speaker: Stupidly combined with the mindset of, I'm special, so treat me accordingly.
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Speaker: Technology and Amateur Behavior.
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Speaker: Topic number three.
Speaker: Hit me!
Speaker: This next topic is entitled, Being Okay with Being Gross.
Speaker: I mean, body positivity.
Speaker: First up, I'm calling it like I see it, what is clearly a fat woman who has connected so many dots to her reasoning that it looks like one of those scribbles done by Samara locked up in the rubber room in the ring.
Speaker: Here she is.
Speaker: Anti-fatness is rooted in anti-blackness.
Speaker: And the reason why people are pursuing thinness is because they're pursuing proximity to whiteness.
Speaker: The reason why people hate fat people is because people hate black people.
Speaker: And appearing carby or bigger is associated with blackness, especially black women.
Speaker: Okay, let's do this.
Speaker: A, so why do white people work out then?
Speaker: B. Why do already thin white people try to stay fit?
Speaker: We're already white.
Speaker: C. There's some science for you.
Speaker: People hate black people.
Speaker: Translation, she's saying, I hate black people.
Speaker: Ah, transference and projection from amateur nation.
Speaker: D. Honey, I'm off to the gym to pursue whiteness.
Speaker: E. Next time your doctor says, I'd like you to lose 20 pounds or so, you get in his, her, or they's face and yell, racist!
Speaker: F, wait, why would a doctor want you thin and healthy?
Speaker: Where's the money in that?
Speaker: Okay, here's the funny thing about her complaint.
Speaker: No other country is more overweight and obese than the USA.
Speaker: And everywhere you turn, commercials and TV shows are going out of their way to cast overweight and obese actors and lie to Americans daily saying how fat is fit in magazines like Cosmopolitan and Women's Health.
Speaker: So what's the problem?
Speaker: The overweight are the majority of the population in America, and you're represented in all aspects of media as it is now normalized to be pudgy and doughy, and you get your daily dose of pandering and being told that fat is good and healthy.
Speaker: Proving my point that amateur nation will not be happy until everyone is fat.
Speaker: Everyone is trans.
Speaker: Everyone is gay.
Speaker: Everyone is somehow exactly the same or any kind of identification that is unusual and or unhealthy in order to make them feel okay with themselves because they are not okay with themselves.
Speaker: Moving on.
Speaker: Listen to this woman.
Speaker: Sadly, I'm guessing over 30, and she's acting like this.
Speaker: I will describe her.
Speaker: Shaved head, except for a very long ponytail in the back.
Speaker: And grown out sideburns.
Speaker: I'm not saying she's trans or she has male hormones.
Speaker: I'm saying she shaved her entire head except like in the back of her head.
Speaker: She left it long.
Speaker: It probably goes down halfway down the middle of her back.
Speaker: And she let the side part by her ears grow long.
Speaker: So it looks like sideburns, but it's just long hair from a woman and she's pulled it down.
Speaker: Kind of like how Orthodox Jewish people pull the hair down by their ears.
Speaker: Anyway,
Speaker: Now, she's probably about 30 pounds overweight.
Speaker: She has her sleeve tattoos to show how she's not like everyone else.
Speaker: And a tank top that reads, sleeves are bullshit.
Speaker: You know, I myself have avoided the whole pro-sleeve, anti-sleeve controversy because I didn't know sleeves were something worth rallying against.
Speaker: But I'll let her tell you the best part that makes her a rebel, that makes her special and full of body positivity.
Speaker: This thing, call it a little quirk if you will, I have hair in my armpit.
Speaker: I have it there for a few reasons.
Speaker: One, lazy.
Speaker: Two, fuck the patriarchy.
Speaker: And three, your response to them tells me everything I need to know about you.
Speaker: Hey men, are you okay with one less woman to possibly be with forever?
Speaker: Oh, and I thought it was called who caresness.
Speaker: Hey, at least she admits she's lazy.
Speaker: The best part is the response to her dreadful, unkempt, obvious display of a lack of self-respect tells us pros everything we need to know about her.
Speaker: It takes real effort to go out of your way to not be attractive to anyone.
Speaker: And that, to Amateur Nation, is an example of body positivity.
Speaker: It's not enough for her to be okay with it.
Speaker: The rest of the world cannot just be okay with it.
Speaker: The rest of the world needs to shower her with attention and affection.
Speaker: If she didn't make that little mini tantrum on TikTok, would you notice her?
Speaker: Why do they do that for?
Speaker: Because they're stupid, that's why.
Speaker: Oh, I'm very excited about this week's a la carte segment.
Speaker: Here we go.
Speaker: Kamala, slang ride, Harris, has some serious competition in the race for incoherency.
Speaker: Listen to John Lurch Fetterman answer a question about inflation on CNN.
Speaker: Do you think the biggest cause of inflation is, and should the Biden administration be doing more?
Speaker: I just do.
Speaker: I think that simply is also, let's talk about the trillions in massive tax cuts to the corporate economy.
Speaker: tax structure is well true.
Speaker: You know, trillions of dollars that have added to the deficit and now they still want to support those as well true.
Speaker: I think in terms of being very serious about addressing inflation is making sure that those rates are brought back into a line with what they should have been where they're able to fight the deficit.
Speaker: coping.
Speaker: Wait, what are we doing?
Speaker: In a follow-up to a previous story on this show, M&M's will be releasing their first all-female character designs, including a fat M and a lesbian M, with a copy on the package that reads, Supporting Women, Flipping the Status Quo.
Speaker: Next time you hear a woman griping about the patriarchy and inequality, just say, hey, you got female M&M's, what more do you want?
Speaker: In other news, artists at M&M's befuddled on how to illustrate a trans M. And by the way, if you're illustrating a lesbian M, I can't believe I even said that sentence.
Speaker: Isn't that like stereotyping or sexist or homophobic somehow?
Speaker: I feel so sad for the artist at M&M Mars.
Speaker: Got a degree in graphic design, hoping to do something really artful, and he gets the assignment, I need you to design me a lesbian M.
Speaker: Oy.
Speaker: Oh, hang on.
Speaker: This just in.
Speaker: Nine Inch Nails front man Trent Reznor is planning to quit Twitter.
Speaker: We don't need the arrogance of the billionaire class to feel like they could just come in and solve everything, said the man who's worth $80 million.
Speaker: I guess he doesn't know about billionaires trying to solve everything like former Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, genocidal Bill Gates, George Soros, and the approaching billionaire status types like the Biden crime family and Barack and Mike Obama.
Speaker: Okay.
Speaker: Wow.
Speaker: We got inflation, a border crisis, Biden lies, and cover-up proof coming forth daily.
Speaker: Big tech and big pharma are public enemy number one.
Speaker: But the important thing is the Democrats in the House of Representatives voted on naming a room in the Capitol after former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.
Speaker: So the next time your kids take a field trip to Washington, D.C., make sure they get pictures in drunken commie trader parlor.
Speaker: Oh, hang on.
Speaker: This just in.
Speaker: Tom Hanks and wife Rita Wilson will stop eating meat on Monday saying, doing without meat is good for the planet and the animals we share it with.
Speaker: The environment is falling to shit and you're all at fault.
Speaker: Questions.
Speaker: How many cars are at Casa de Hanks?
Speaker: B. Are they all electric?
Speaker: C. What is the carbon footprint of your mansions?
Speaker: D. Mind your fucking fuckholes, you fucks.
Speaker: In other hypocrisy news, pop singer Billie Eilish says her fear of global warning makes me feel ill.
Speaker: She said from the cabin of her private jet.
Speaker: You can tell she's oppressed by the Basset Hound-like mopey look on her face.
Speaker: Every week a quest for at least three things that are done right.
Speaker: These are three pro things.
Speaker: Here's number one.
Speaker: A few weeks ago, we had a mom dressed as a cat addressing a school board, admonishing the board for fostering students' delusions of identifying as something other than their biological sexes.
Speaker: This week, a dad, a black dad, takes the reins and delivers this mic drop to his school board in Colorado Springs.
Speaker: His first words are clipped short.
Speaker: He says, my grandparents are black.
Speaker: By the way, in case you missed that part of the audio, here we go.
Speaker: are black all eight of my great-grandparents all 16 of my great-greats on my mother's side my ancestors were enslaved in Alabama on my father's side we were enslaved in Texas I am NOT oppressed I'm not oppressed and I'm not a victim I'm neither oppressed nor a victim I travel all across this country of ours
Speaker: and I check into hotels, and I fly commercially, and I walk into retail establishments, and I order food in restaurants.
Speaker: I go wherever I want, whenever I want.
Speaker: I am treated with kindness, dignity, and respect, literally from coast to coast.
Speaker: I have three children.
Speaker: They are not oppressed either, although they are victims.
Speaker: I've taught my children they are victims of three things, their own ignorance, their own laziness, and their own poor decision-making.
Speaker: That is all.
Speaker: My children, we are not victims of America.
Speaker: We are not victims of some unseen 190-year-old force that kind of floats around in the ether.
Speaker: Putting critical race theory into our classrooms is taking our nation in the wrong direction.
Speaker: Racism in America would by and large be dead today if it were not for certain people and institutions keeping it on life support.
Speaker: And the last couple words there were life support.
Speaker: Sorry, I have no control of that clip.
Speaker: But that was a mic drop.
Speaker: Number two.
Speaker: Two of Amateur Nation's favorite phrases are toxic masculinity and fighting the patriarchy.
Speaker: I found this audio clip from at deliver underscore liberty where we find longtime journalist John Stossel, a journalist I used to respect when I was younger, interviewing Jordan Peterson.
Speaker: Now, I apologize for the stupid music and sound effects in the background, but the message is clear.
Speaker: Listen to this.
Speaker: Saying men should be dangerous.
Speaker: By dangerous, that implies I should be ready to threaten someone, to hurt somebody.
Speaker: No, you should be capable of it.
Speaker: But that doesn't mean you shouldn't use it.
Speaker: There's nothing to you otherwise.
Speaker: Like, if you're not a formidable force, there's no morality in your self-control.
Speaker: If you're incapable of violence, not being violent isn't a virtue.
Speaker: People who teach martial arts know this full well, right?
Speaker: If you learn a martial art, you learn to be dangerous, but simultaneously you learn to control it.
Speaker: Both of those come together.
Speaker: And the combination of that capacity for danger and the capacity for control is what brings about the virtue.
Speaker: Otherwise, you confuse weakness with moral virtue.
Speaker: I'm harmless, therefore I'm good.
Speaker: It's like, no, that isn't how it works.
Speaker: That isn't how it works at all.
Speaker: If you're harmless, you're just weak.
Speaker: And if you're weak, you're not going to be good.
Speaker: You can't be, because it takes strength to be good.
Speaker: It's very difficult to be good.
Speaker: I know, amateur nation.
Speaker: Here, here, put your head on my shoulder.
Speaker: I know.
Speaker: Thin, white, straight men are toxic because they are thin and white and straight.
Speaker: That's not discriminatory prejudice or racist at all.
Speaker: Number three.
Speaker: Attention, teens and millennials.
Speaker: Something you need to hear from UFC President Dana White.
Speaker: All you young people that are watching this right now, you don't want anything from the government.
Speaker: The only thing you want from the government is for them to stay out of your business.
Speaker: That's it.
Speaker: As less government as absolutely possible.
Speaker: If you think the government is ever going to take care of you and make all your hopes and dreams come true, you are out of your mind.
Speaker: It's not how it works.
Speaker: Amateur Nation is the name of my book, this show, and my Drybar Comedy special, of which you can see for free.
Speaker: And get a free month's subscription by going to drybarcomedy.com slash L-O-U-S and use promo code LUSANTINI.
Speaker: Subscribe to my new and improved LUSANTINI page on YouTube and LUSANTINI Entertainment on Facebook.
Speaker: Send me something that I can read or use on the show, and you snag a free No Amateurs tee.
Speaker: My email address is lou at lou santini.com.
Speaker: Amateur Nation is not just a podcast, it's a movement.
Speaker: Remember, amateurs, we see you.
Speaker: You're not at home.
Speaker: Don't do life wrong.
Speaker: Go pro.
Speaker: Don't be an amateur.
Speaker: For Amateur Nation, I'm Lou Santini, and this has been a big major production.
Speaker: The only thing you want from the government is for them to stay out of your business.
Speaker: Hi, pros.
Speaker: Lou Santini here, host of Amateur Nation.
Speaker: My Dry Bar Comedy special, Amateur Nation, is now available.
Speaker: And you can get a free month subscription to Dry Bar Comedy just for being a listener of this podcast.
Speaker: And just like this show, if you're allergic to a lack of common sense in today's world,
Speaker: And you like your comedy delivered with uncompromising talent like it is bite?
Speaker: Then check out my half-hour comedy special, Amateur Nation, for free.
Speaker: Go to drybarcomedy.com slash lews and use promo code lewsantini, L-O-U-S-A-N-T-I-N-I, and you'll get a free month of clean comedy.
Speaker: That will probably still offend Amateur Nation.
Speaker: Drybarcomedy.com slash lews and promo code lewsantini.
Speaker: This is my way of saying thank you to the pros who listen to this show every week.
Speaker: Amateur Nation is not just a podcast, it's a movement.
