Nonsensical Nonsense 266 R.I.P Ms Tina Turner

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Speaker: the floor. Duh. Man. Ladies and gentlemen. Yeah. What up? What up? What up? How you doing? Stan and I go, go, go way back. For those of you guys who may or may not know, Stan and I go way back. We've been friends now for Jesus Christ, Stan. Close to ten years. Some **** like it. Yeah. We've been virtually cuddling for

Speaker: for a couple nights. Bro, let's be this lost Tony. We lose Tony multiple times tonight. Trust us, it's like one of our personal goals is to see how many times a night we can make Tony walk away in complete and total disgust with us. Or for all the good background.

Speaker: Yeah. No, Stan and I go way back. Stan, I don't know if you want to kind of introduce yourselves to people and let them know kind of what you do. I mean, you don't have to tell people what you do, but you know, you've been in the podcast and the game for a long time. Yeah. A mutual friend of ours, Kevin Holly, which introduced me to you. Well, actually I met you through his show.

Speaker: Just you popping in and popping out while you're on a show and that. And then we realized that he sucked, so we sucked out with each other. We realized that politics is not fun. And then freaking we moved on. But you came down to visit one of the greatest visits I've ever had, bro. That shit was phenomenal.

Speaker: Dude, I had so much fun that week. I still talk about it. And it's funny because that just popped up in my memories last week. And I was like, God damn. I don't remember what wall that was. Where was that? Five years ago. Do you remember where that was? Yeah. No, did I do that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was when we went to e -board that night. And we went to the open mic. And I got to meet Rio and Addie and all of them. And then we went.

Speaker: down and seen Rich and Amanda play after we were in the... Were we in the shed that night with Spicola? No, that was the next night.

Speaker: Was it the next night? Yeah, because that's all we talked about and they got all bent out of shape because we had fun and they didn't. But yeah, I couldn't believe it's already been five years ago. That was probably outside of like taking the kids to Disneyland and taking the kids on vacation. That's probably one of my most favorite trips I've ever taken. Yeah, outside of you telling me to leave you at the bar with that chick that you didn't go home with.

Speaker: Yeah, because you cock block the hell out of me. I left. It's kind of hard to cock block when you're not there, bro. You made me leave with you. But you had to convince me to leave, and I left. I'm like, all right, cool. You're in a strange town with a strange bitch. Good luck. I mean, you did leave me with A .A. Ron for a week. You didn't have no problems leaving me with that strange bitch. Yeah, you can take him. I wasn't so sure about the chili.

Speaker: Tony, what you eating? I don't really care. Tony's always, the only time Tony eats is when we do a live show. So he only gets to eat three times a week. Oh, you lose hungry as fuck. Get it, bro. Look, Jeff Rose. We won't talk about you. I haven't gotten over the fact he got a tie on.

Speaker: Oh my, dude, you are kind of fancy. What's going on? Court? I literally just finished work five minutes ago. You work in a courtroom? No, I work in a very prestigious IRS. Who was in a office? Who was in a bathroom? In a office. One day you thought of my office. You do not work for the IRS, Jeff. You wish you had a office, Tony.

Speaker: You have your offices in your bathroom at your house. You don't work for the IRS. I work with the IRS. No, but I deal with 500 companies all day long and I have space meetings on Zoom. Do they come just like this? Probably. Yeah, very similar. You cleaned up a lot.

Speaker: I don't know what to say. So what are you talking about? Gentlemen. Okay, what are you talking about? I'm taking news in the news this week. Actor extraordinaire, Ray Stevenson died. Best known for his role as Punisher in Warzone. So did Tina Turner.

Speaker: I'm just kidding. I saw that. Monday. I thought about it. I mentioned it. I had to look up who he was. He's a funisher, but he was Volstagg and Thor, the guy with the red beard. Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, thank you. I had no idea. Yeah, he was in a lot of movies. He was one of those actors. He was just a big he was like the big tough guy, but he was in a bunch of movies. He's probably most famous known for for his Punisher movie. Unfortunately, they were going to carry that that film franchise on, but kind of hit a dead end. But then, yeah, today, this one kind of hit me a little hard because

Speaker: I grew up listening to her music. I love her music and I loved her and her story as something else. But the one and only Miss Tina Turner, I mean, she was, I dare say the queen of rock and soul. Dude, you couldn't meet her. Yeah. I mean Brown sure did.

Speaker: That was Whitney Houston. I'm nuts. Sorry. I did. Sorry. I did. I did. I apologize. I. Jesus Christ. He said hit me again. I can throw some steak on it. Now we know why Tony just eats through this whole fucking thing. And we wonder why Jeff's in Mexico, gentlemen. Hey, as you I'm sure my meeting was Jeff.

Speaker: Yeah. No, she was an icon. She was an absolute icon. She was a trailblazer. I mean, she cleared away for people like

Speaker: Christina Aguilera and Beyonce and Amy Winehouse and all these other phenomenal female singers that have come after her. And it's an unfortunate loss. But I mean, that woman, the last, you know, the last nine, 10 years, I mean, she's health -wise, she's been struggling. Yeah. She was 83. Yeah. I mean, she's not going to be in tip -top shape, obviously.

Speaker: but uh but that was that was that was one of the reasons we were kind of late tonight because I had a whole set list of music planned out and then oh no well Tina Turner's gonna have to die and well I can't just miss the opportunity to and I almost took three L's tonight Tony D because I was struggling trying to find covers of Tina Turner that were decent and I found three that are well actually two covers

Speaker: one is actually Tina Turner but it was a fan made video type deal. So, I think I can get away with it. She's saying I want to dance with somebody or you know, that's it.

Speaker: I told you, ladies and gentlemen, Florida man. I was referencing. Yes. Yeah. Don't worry, Jeff. Jeff. Jeff will be here all night to screw shit up and say the wrong thing to his office. Yes. He's got a Confederate Confederate flag hanging above that blanket there, too. And when he covers it up, don't be shy. You know, you're your bad ass.

Speaker: This fool made a 3D wood print Confederate flag for his lunatic right wing militia member cousin. And he makes a TikTok video. And he was like, should I post this? And I was like, yeah, if you want to get fucking canceled, check it. The funny thing is that Jack's actually sitting in my office. It's just not on camera, ever. Because I worked hard on that motherfucker.

Speaker: I mean, they're never here, but they're badass.

Speaker: You 3D printed it? No, I used the scroll saw to make it. So it had the initials of his militia on it. And then the background is the Confederate flag. So the initials actually stick out a quarter inch from the background.

Speaker: Gotcha. I did a similar on my TikTok. I did one of the Mandalorian logo and Hello Kitty for my wife. But the background - Can you do one of the 23D? Oh, 100%. No, you wait. You wait till I get my 3D printer. I have some really cool designs I've already started working on. I'm putting all our faces on a pair of sandals, like Mount Rushmore style. Are you looking to walk on us?

Speaker: No, because they're slides. So across the top of your foot will be our faces. And then the QR code for the podcast will be the tread. I got you. All right. So Tina Turner died. Is that what you said? Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, speaking of which, Jeff, uh, I see that you used your chat PT or whatever the hell it's called to, uh, do this amazing, uh, but then you only put it on your Facebook page for all five of your Facebook. I did it as a test to see how well it would do, but don't sleep on that shit. That's amazing.

Speaker: Don't worry, Matty. Before I come up here, just so I can have some type of patience with these motherfuckers, trust me. Tony's, Tony's been doing fucking right, you know. This is passenger. I had another white knee. Yet another white guy. Yeah.

Speaker: these two motherfuckers or something. Just for the record, right? Everyone's driving Drowsy after this shit. Tony, I have a question for you. When a woman dies, what's the last organ to get cold? I'm gonna let y 'all get him. I did not make this shit up.

Speaker: This is why he hides where he lives. People don't believe the shit I hear people say. I come up here on purpose, just so there's proof on the end there, all right? What fucking organ is it, Jeff? My dick. I figured it could prove he wasn't racist. And she leads for another six months.

Speaker: I actually saw that on TikTok the last time. I figured that'd be one of those moments I could get, Tony. Stan, Stan, did you know pigeons die after they have sex? Yes. Yeah, the one I fucked in. The whole family I fucked died. I already like him, Tony. He's in. You're fucked, buddy. Don't worry. I saved the chicks.

Speaker: Don't worry, Tony. Wow. Oh, I fucking did that. Oh, that was funny. Tony, I got you covered here, buddy.

Speaker: Y 'all are awkward. I had like six, but I can't remember the other five. It's probably a good thing that you can't. I told her I had six. You found out it was five. Yeah, that happens all the time. Still, don't look me like Antonio. I'm gonna give you that one. I'm gonna give you that one. Still the best three minutes of her fucking life. Let me tell you. Three minutes. That's sexy. No.

Speaker: What he forgot to mention is it takes him two minutes and 45 seconds to take his fucking clothes off. I'm done before the commercials over. Hey, as I've always said, sex is a race. I'm here to win, baby. Damn. I'm that racist when it comes to sex.

Speaker: And that's, and that's why your wife leaves her friends for six months at a time. It made total sense when she leaves. Now, matter of fact, I'm quite sure she's cooking it up. She got France in her pants. The French are better lovers right here. That was good. That was good. That was good.

Speaker: It wasn't, but thank you for coddling me. That was good. I'm gonna give you that one. I told him you came with a handicap because well, yeah, you come with a handicap. That's for sure. I come with a hand. But you spent time on the Kevin Hawley show and you're used to the. That was tough. God, I wish I could.

Speaker: Instead of cocaine bear cocaine bear grills where he just drinks piss and does cocaine get it. That's cocaine. Yeah. I saw that token. I was like, really, dude.

Speaker: I don't know if you saw it, but Rob Durham posted a clip from his stand up.

Speaker: Nah, yes, no, yes, no. He was talking about Chad GTP. And he's a teacher as well. We can see you, Tony. It's not his best joke, but it was actually pretty cool. Yeah, no, I seen something from him. But I know the school's out, so he's probably going to be doing more shows and more gigs. Who's that?

Speaker: A friend of the show, Rob Durham. He's also a stand up comedian. He's a high school teacher as well. He's actually funny. But yes, he's he's he's he's not Kevin Holly funny, but who the fuck is Kevin? Kevin's the one. He's not even Kevin Holly funny. I'm sorry, Kevin Holly. Why are we still talking about him again?

Speaker: Because he's fucking hilarious, though Bro, I I drove a long way to go to his show for a while and then went

Speaker: can't do it. Like, and his show was actually structured. Yeah, it was it was a three hour show that was two, two hours and 45 minutes of of commercial or breaks and then 1515 minutes of COVID and Harambe and Kim trails. Oh,

Speaker: Well, and Trump and I'm going down the list, bro. Yeah. COVID Trump, you know, the ugly hairdresser that thought she was hot, the white trailer trash that thought he was a battle rapper. And then we tell him the six people that are listening to you aren't enjoying this. He's like, Oh, cool. All right. We'll see the comedian.

Speaker: We tried to do structure. The problem with us is the three of us, the problem with the three of us is that

Speaker: We are all well versed in so many different conversation pieces. I mean, Jeff is like movies and cars. Tony's obscure cartoons and movies and sports, and I'm just everything. Well, I don't know shit about shit. I know a bunch of words, and I just sling them out there. They don't usually mean anything. Now, you'll be our connection with the entertainment world, Stan. Oh, yeah.

Speaker: Figure out whether I want to stay here or not. And Tony might be the reason I stay, but... Well, call it forever, Stan. I'm curious. What do you do before you came up here? I don't know anything about you. And I would repeat a little something about yourself, honestly. Say again? Introduce yourself. What do you... Introduce yourself, Stan. Explain what you do for a living if you want to. Kind of give us your background, so to speak. All right.

Speaker: My mom's a crack. No, I'm just kidding. I was born a young black man at the age of five. I'm only 20 % black. Listen. These are two of the white people that I want to revenge on since junior high. I got your back, bro. I hate white people, so plus that shit. But I don't know. For a living, I do plumbing. Plumbing is in my life. That's a living.

Speaker: As far as this shit goes, I did a podcast for about seven years that promoted local talent. Comedians, musicians, shit like that. And somehow, some way gained a lot of respect in this area to where we were doing live shows in the green room at the improv. You know what I'm saying? What kind of music specifically, if you don't mind me? Didn't matter. Good. This had to be good and they had to be dedicated to it. Was it all generous?

Speaker: Like for real, I promoted music I didn't care for, but they were good people and the music was good. Even though I didn't like it, the music was good.

Speaker: you know man that you did look shut up i can respect the fact that you do that and that you had years of doing it and that you're getting respect from and see that's what glitz different he does shit because this motherfucker has invited people that won't come back and then he still wants the demand that everybody does this and everybody does but i will tell you this and i like what you said

Speaker: you actually have an idea. Yes, Glick does do that. And I've wanted to podcast, radio show, TV show. That's why I do this so much. I'm living a dream, even though these motherfuckers make me sick. I'm living a dream on a global platform, do what we enjoy. And we do have conversations and

Speaker: fucking enjoy ourselves doing it. We do, honestly. We shut up. A bunch of people have a problem with what we do up here and how things get. When shit gets serious, shit gets real, and when we kick it in a real conversation, we will divulge some shit and teach each other some shit. I fucking love it. Oh, yeah. Hell no. I heard it. I heard him. I heard him. Did you screen record that? Because Tony said I got it. 27 minutes. I got it.

Speaker: I love that bro. And this is a fun platform. Doing this shit is fun. Doing this shit is a trip. I'm glad it's open to any and everybody. Of course I would like to have.

Speaker: the numbers and the fan base and everybody having as much fun as we are. But yeah, it's not always gonna be - It should take time, bro. We started with - I've been doing this shit for a year with these motherfuckers and I watched them for about nine months before I even jumped up here, all right? And you still join them?

Speaker: Well, I'm going to stop talking to me once I can. Our family stopped talking to us once we started doing this show too. Yes. My mother listened to two episodes and said,

Speaker: She said your boys need Jesus. Tell your parents I said hello, please. Honestly, I will. I talked to my mom three times a week at least. Stan, if you don't mind, could you tell us where you live or do you keep that private? Tampa, Florida. Yeah, we said that when I said it. No, no, no. OK. My social security number is 099. Have you ever met a rapper named Two Pistols? Where is it? Two Pistols.

Speaker: Q Pickles. This motherfucker. Have you ever met a rapper named Q Pistols? I don't know. So he's a local rapper. He's a local rapper. He had a CD that came out, I want to say 07, 08. I thought it was fucking phenomenal, honestly. I thought it was a good damn CD. If you ever do meet him, please give him my respects.

Speaker: Don't suck up to it. I'll make it a point to meet him. Just tell him I said he has a fan regardless of where those sales were. But I thought his first CD, and tell him this specifically, I'm gonna tell this, I'll put this out of the world. I don't care. He did a song with Ray J that might have been Ray J's best songs ever, in my opinion. And do you think it's partly due to him being on it?

Speaker: The way the song was done. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, that's who I thought it was. Well said. The way the song was done, yes. If you ever, like, he's from, he speaks on Hillsborough County, which I know was down. That's where I'm at. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He speaks on Hillsborough County, so like I said, his name is Tom. If one of y 'all sends me a link or some contact to him, I'll go see him. You can't write this shit down. Like, we got to fucking tell Jeff. I just said his name five times. You still need me to send you a fucking link. See, you're not bad at this, motherfucker. Why are you going to tell me?

Speaker: Have you ever heard the line in Florida, man, Tony D?

Speaker: tell him if you have a blue medium I loved his first CD he had classic maintenance this CD should have been platinum at the very least y 'all know each other tony d you and two pistols no I was just a fan of that CD I really was I'm friends with him I call him clicky glock I don't believe good clocks I'm gonna call two pickles

Speaker: Your nickname is Glock Jock, okay? Your nickname is Glock Jock. What call you Glitchy Glitch? Anything else about Tampa that I know of, I did want to visit. I've heard a lot of good things about down there. I knew people that would go down there from Panama City every weekend back in the mid 2000s. They've always told me good shit. I've never been to Panama City.

Speaker: I had a friend of mine from college who was from there. He went to college? Yes, I went to college. Fuck you. I didn't graduate. I went to college twice in field twice.

Speaker: I took hard shit, so fuck everybody. I didn't just want to, I wanted to do what I wanted to do. I did not take college, obviously. I barely passed high school, so. Yeah. Now, Stan, Tony is a Air Force vet, retired Air Force vet. They brought 20 years, Tony? I did 25 years in the International Guard, and I'm currently Civil Service. This will be, August will be 12 years that I've been Civil Service.

Speaker: 40 years. Yeah, thank you. 40 years coincided between the two because I was working both jobs now, bitch. In total, Tony, Tony sneak into the house. Next month, 27 years as I first took the oath to join the Air Force. Nice, bro. Aligned with them ever since.

Speaker: Jeff said maybe that. That's awesome. That's impressive. That's respectable as fuck. I appreciate it. And actually, I had a friend, I had a couple of friends of mine that actually worked down there in your area. I had a chance to go and turn it down because I wanted to go up to the DC area more than anything. And I knew if I went down there, I would have never got shit done because y 'all got casinos and horse tracks last time and dog tracks, if I remember correctly. And listen, I'm about to identify as an American Indian so I can get a casino. Hey, I'm down.

Speaker: That's one of those moments, Chris. Oh, same way. I got an idea. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in there. Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony,

Speaker: Be careful doing that in certain cities. Be careful doing that in certain cities. He's Mexican. He's half Mexican. Yes, he's very half. Did you say very half, Jeff? Yes. What the hell? Yeah, shake it, daddy.

Speaker: No, I ain't know about that. Hold on, Jeff made me to the left out. What was it? Can you hear now? Do that on my ears. It's just for show. It's just for show. Yeah, Jeff's down in, Jeff says he's a Navy veteran. He's down in Cancun. He's running from the law. Apparently Cancun doesn't have an extradition

Speaker: They don't actually, but the fact that I work so closely with major companies, I don't think it means anything. Just behind that black curtain.

Speaker: What happened? What happened with I want to ask you, I never really got a chance to ask you what happened with you and Mike and doing open open mic live? What happened with that? You guys just kind of just kind of disappeared, man. All right. So people are sick of hearing this answer from anybody anywhere about anything. Kobe. The studio was in his house. Yeah. So it's hard to have guests in the house. Yeah. So when the whole shutdown shutdown went through.

Speaker: then we started doing like the Skype bullshit or whatever you want to call it. And it's just not, it's not the same, bro. It's not the same as having someone in the, you know, having your guests in right here where you can see them. It's not the same. And then it got past that and we started, I literally made them set up a thing out back and me and the guests would sit out back. You know how the studio is there. You can see through the window to them. You know what I mean? But I don't know, it just didn't work out.

Speaker: So then I had a bunch of offers to go do shit. I had people down here give me studio, free studio time and someone to run boards and shit. But I mean, I don't know. I wanted to change it up. I think it did its time. The people we were trying to help are now making good money, doing what they want to do. They don't have to work no more. They're making money playing music all over the country. They're making money doing comedy all over the country. You know what I mean? So it did its job.

Speaker: And I mean, great friends. Yeah. I was always curious about that because like I said, you guys just kind of just, just fell off the face of the plane. And I was like, Oh shit. But, but no, I totally understand what you mean because a couple of times we're like, let's do this. I'm like, all right, let's do it, bro. You know what I mean? And then after like the first couple of times I'm like, I ain't doing this shit with you no more, bro. I'm like, don't come in here and tell me to prep and I'm putting together a new platform. And then you disappear.

Speaker: You know, I totally get what you mean by like having guests in house because when I was down there, that was one of the things I was very fortunate to get the opportunity to all the podcasts and stuff that I listened to, uh, from you guys to Kevin, to that fucking piece of shit. Good for nothing. Ryan Hoppe, uh, yeah.

Speaker: I ain't playin' that shit.

Speaker: You know, the way we did that show took me, I literally, in the beginning of that show, prep probably 12 to 13 hours a week. And then once I got figured out how to do things quicker, I was prepping eight between research and guests, making games, all the bullshit. You know what I mean? Putting it out there. People are coming in a lot. It's a lot of work, bro.

Speaker: on top of a full -time job. Oh, no, trust me. Trust me. I agree. Trust me. I know. It was worth it. I would never get that experience up in the world. You know what I mean? We went from reaching out to people trying to book guests to keep our schedule pulled to I'm three months in advance. So because they're calling me trying to get on the show. That was fun, bro.

Speaker: The first time I was walking out of the improv, and a comedian walks up and goes, hey, when can I get on your show? I'm like, what? You even know me? What kind of broadcast do you do primarily, if you don't mind me asking? What do you mean? When you do broadcast or podcast, do you do your own thing, or do you just prepare yourself to be a guest of other people's shows? Well, we started off with just three dudes, kind of like y 'all were, you know what I mean? And then the one dude just didn't get it. You know what I mean?

Speaker: Kevin Hallie does. So we literally, he was a friend, but I had to go, this isn't working. So we talked to him like a human being, freaking face to face and went, we're going to move forward. And then I went, we need to put people in the seats. And I met a couple of local artists and went, why don't we use these guys? They're good people making phenomenal fucking talent, brought them in and it freaking just worked, dude. It was a niche that hadn't been tapped into yet. You know what I mean? Like no one had tapped into local talent.

Speaker: the hard core. I would take 30 people to a comedy show. We'd go to the comedy show to support one of these guys and I'd have 30 people with us, literally. That's what that's where it's at. The show was nothing. It was the support we took out to their shows. You know what I mean? That's what put money in their fucking pocket. And then I introduced them to each other, like people that never work together because everyone thought everyone was for themselves. And like, if you all think that,

Speaker: then maybe you're not, you know what I mean? And they were supporting you guys in return. And that's a lot of love, bro. Yeah. And that's and that's why because I kind of had that same mentality and I got that from you guys. You know, I want to reach out and support local talent and artists and stuff like that, which was cool because I did get to meet quite a few bands. But at the same time,

Speaker: You know, we would support them. We would play their music and stuff like that. But we wasn't getting the same support back. And that's why I kind of stepped away about a month or two back. I mean, we got one band that we do play on here quite a bit. But they're getting a little bit bigger. And these guys are busy as hell. But any time we mention them or any time we shout them out or any time we reach out to them, they're quick to get back to us. Or if I mention them in a post on Facebook or something like that, they share the post. And that's Blacktop Mojo.

Speaker: Um, great guys. We had Matt on the show. It took a while. Blacktop Mojo back top. Okay. Uh, we finally got Matt on the show lead singer. Uh, we had a good time with him, but they've always been cool. Uh, they've always been cool. Not necessarily Tony's cup of tea, but they have some songs that Tony likes. Yes, they do. They do. Um, Rio, Paris and sunshine and bullets became best friends. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Speaker: It's not like they had a blast. Yeah. And that's and that's why I kind of, you know, a couple of months ago, I told these guys, I said, I'm going to start. I'm going to find a loophole and play in big popular songs and just start going cover songs. And you do.

Speaker: And Tony preaches on this a lot. We should all be supporting each other, but I'm at the mindset now where I'm cool with supporting people, but I'm only gonna support someone so far. If they're not reciprocating it, then I'm gonna.

Speaker: push back on them. And I was thinking the same thing. Um, I do my own broadcast with these guys. I mean, I do a broadcast with them. I do two other shows that I guess so. And then I do my own thing as well. So I'm up. I could be up here about seven days a week. You need four shows a week.

Speaker: I do this three times a week. I do another show on Thursdays, another show on Sunday. I guest host on those. And then I'll do my own thing two days a week. Are they all different platforms? All different types of shows? We are. This was on StreamYard. The other two were on StreamYard. And then I multi -streamed mine on Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Twitch.

Speaker: I mean, are they all the hot mess this one is? No, they're, they're, they're all different. Um, we are, we are. This is fellows looking like the accolades on wrestling. We just do what the fuck you wanted. Yeah.

Speaker: This is a dumpster fire, but this is exactly what I plan for this show. That's why it's called Not Simple Nonsense. That's why when Chris and I started the show, this is basically what we said, was that we're not going to plan anything because we could... Chris and I were talking three, four hours a day, four days a week anyways. We're like, why don't we just do this shit live?

Speaker: And because we would come up as we do on the show, we come up with the weirdest fucking subjects. Our main goal is to make each other laugh and have a good time. It's literally the best form of therapy. No, I feel that 100%. And like I said, this show is going to be a little weird because we're trying to get to know each other. So it kind of sucks away the random conversations a little bit because it's kind of like character building. You know what I mean?

Speaker: Yeah. In a movie. Yeah. And as we move forward. We're going to see how far you can push it. Or, yeah, you get to feel each other's eyelids. You know what I'm saying. Seriously. You would break me out of here. I mean, that's not necessarily entertaining to anybody else. Yeah. Right. Well, you'd be surprised. I would. Our loyal fan base, and they've yet to roll in yet, but they will eventually

Speaker: They that's what they love about us is the fact that you never know what you're going to get out of us. I mean, we'll be having a conversation and I'll bring something up that I've seen. And all of a sudden we're going two hours over because we've turned it into a goddamn game. No, we go two hours over because we refused to end the show when people wanted to.

Speaker: You know the worst thing does and I never really told him this, you know, the worst thing does with this show. No, no, no, seriously. He tries to plan what we're going to do. We never follow the shooting.

Speaker: I do. I do occasionally. Well, and again, nothing against these guys, you know, but, you know, Monday's Jeff's not here. Jeff works. Monday's are here on Monday. So now Jeff, Monday were Jeff's hectic day. So he doesn't do the show. That's why we, that was, that was one of the main reasons we brought Tony in because I wanted to do a three day show and, and, and.

Speaker: We already, I already liked Tony. I was already hanging out with Tony on the, on, on, on Haps when we were there. Tony and I already liked each other. We clicked. We can hang out with him. I never said I liked him. Fuck this motherfucker. But Tony doesn't like me, but whatever. I'll text Kevin right now. See if he likes you.

Speaker: Yeah, fuck Kevin Hawley. No. No, Kevin will tell me he loves me. Kevin will actually tell me he loves me. I love that dude. I really do. I love Kevin to death. He is, you know, one of my best internet friends, long distance friends. I love Kevin to death. You got to be entertaining for me to love you. I love him. Yeah. And he knows that, you know, I've told him, I don't know how many times, dude, just go back to being yourself. Stop trying to be something you're not. That's when you were at your best.

Speaker: I can't lie. There's so many things that I want to do. I just can't. And one thing I don't like, I give credit to this show. We don't really necessarily judge each other on the shit that we talk about, what we see, we'll let the opinions go more than trying to speak fast. Every time I go somewhere, somebody's always trying to speak with the fuck you talking about. And then we'll look into it afterwards. I like the fact that

Speaker: I always tell people, first of all, anything we've ever been taught, anything we've ever been shown, anything we ever got certified, improvement on, whatever, we got fucking lied to. They just found a way for us to make money and make a nigga deal with it. When you start fact checking shit, everything you have found out in life has been a fucking lie. And I heard that out 10 years ago.

Speaker: and I sit down. Google is my worst enemy. I'm gonna say this. See, we up here now. Let's go ahead and do this. You always go to Google. You're still a fucking idiot. You understand? The problem with Google is, Google tells you what's going on now. Try to pull up something that was on Google 10 years ago and see if it's still fucking there.

Speaker: I'm not on Wikipedia. You got to get the right resources, homie. Listen. Google. I have to see the top one on Google. You got to dig in like an encyclopedia. It's in there. It's out there. You got to find it. I'm not going to the freaking onion. Everything up there can be important. It's because it's the biggest hit or the first link that pops up when you serve something. Doesn't mean that's the fucking truth.

Speaker: No, but you know what? No, it's not true. But you can't tell this new generation. I know, I totally understand that. But Google is our new difference. Google is highly manipulated. But DuckDuckGo, that's the best. You can find facts, but you can find facts, legitimate facts on there. It's just, it takes more time than people want to give it. Tony, Tony, I actually sent you a video. In my pants.

Speaker: I'm sure you're in 40 right now. I got more fucking videos from you than MGM has in Hollywood. All right. Hey, what can I say? I only said you good shit. I only said you shit that you would be. You don't always say good shit. Fuck that. Here we go. That's what I'm talking about. However, something that I sent you is do me a favor. Google the first slave owner in the United States. What the fuck is happening? Wait, what?

Speaker: No, that's a lie.

Speaker: No, because when I actually found out who it was, I was shocked. Because it's not who you think it is. No, he was black. He was black. His name was Jack Johnson. His last name was Johnson.

Speaker: His name is, I have it here. Hold on. What is it? What the fuck does that mean? What? This is what I go through. What the hell is that? I didn't know. I just swim like for the longest time. Y 'all don't even know. But like, porch. Jeff, I have to show you something. Go ahead. Go ahead. I know you're going to do it. No, it ain't funny. Back check me right now.

Speaker: I've heard that. I've heard that before. That's why I'm not mad at us. I've heard that for real. You want to sell some shit one day Stan? Tell motherfuckers to find out. Well, tell motherfuckers if they get ever found out that the Klan didn't want to hang black people. That'll really start. No, uh, hold on. I, so

Speaker: I can only hang black people. I looked at him. I said, what? He said, yeah, you ain't know that. I said, no, I've never heard that before. He said, I know. Trust me. He read that shit on Facebook. The information that the Klan was started by Democrats. That blows their mind. God of mercy. What the fuck is happening? Kevin Hawley. This is where Glenn's back.

Speaker: Let's see. Glick likes to drop hand grenades and walk away. Yes, he does. I didn't even drop this hand grenade. You started this. I know. I know. But it all comes down to the... I'm blaming you. Yeah, I blame you. Fuck you.

Speaker: for real research and find out the real shit that has been hidden from you by Google by whatever software is blocking before before Google

Speaker: I tell you guys all the time before you spell it off on something you see on Facebook or TikTok or on Wikipedia, just research it. Yeah, you can research on Google. And if you don't want to use Google, you go to the most factual site there is and click it.

Speaker: this is where you get the news. Yeah. You click it and you know that I am a habitual fact checker. I will check the **** out of both of you all day every day. I'm a habitual fact checker. You know, I challenge a lot of people. A lot of things. I'm just not going to always. Unless I've known it or seen it myself. Can't find the camera. Cut this **** out. All I'm saying is a little to the left, buddy. Little to the left.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah, that's right. There he is, yeah. What were you saying? I hope it was better than whatever Jeff just said. You have no fucking idea how much better than whatever Jeff just said. I gotta go with a lot of what I've seen because I really did find out that a lot of things we were taught as kids in college and sometimes on our jobs were lies or not the whole truth. Exactly. So I don't necessarily shit on what people have heard

Speaker: I don't necessarily shit on what people have seen when they can show me the link. Okay, cool. That's where you got your reference from. I can show you where I get my reference from. Let's put our ideas together. Instead of fucking arguing, debating, blasting, calling people out, embarrassing them shit. This shit's old to me on the internet. I'm so sick and tired of motherfuckers always running the route. Nobody wants to have a fucking conversation. Everybody just wants to out -argue each other just so we can go ahead and talk. Exactly. That's the biggest problem. You know how long.

Speaker: Do you realize how long I sang the wrong lyrics to songs before AZ lyrics? It wasn't for AZ lyrics. I was gonna be singing shit wrong. The internet's good. I was saying that shit wrong for 30 years. I was thinking I wanted pants with somebody. That's not how it goes. Pants? Pants?

Speaker: that's been the cool thing about our dynamic here is the fact that the three of us are so different and we've I mean we've had we can call them a heated debate but but we have a debate as opposed to

Speaker: right. They're passionate debates. They're not heated. They're just passionate. Oh, no, Tony. I'm passionate about how you feel and you're going to be, it sounds aggressive but you're not mad at him for feeling the way he does. You're just loud because you're. Oh, they're mad at me and I'm mad at them. **** that. I really mad at Tony when he comes to fantasy football. He disgusts me. You look like you're mad at whatever you're eating. Yeah, you're about to be real. It's up to you. How you doing? Have you ever heard of weak

Speaker: I grew up. I grew up. I'm on it. What's going on with Sadie? Who's it going to? Canada. It says, dear Canada, f*** you. As our numbers go down. Hey. I agree with Ron Swanson. Hi Sadie, how you doing? Do you see somebody somewhere?

Speaker: Yes, in the chat. Say he's in our chat. Oh, wait, hold on. Can you take the full screen down? The full screen down. Yeah, I got a full screen. Where it says, do you see a chat on the side? Yeah, but I'm in private chat. I need comments, right? Yeah, you need comments, yes. Correct. And you can see Sadie. Sadie's are. There it is. Hey, oh my god! What up, buckas? That's your chatters' box, Stan. Yeah. There's one person in there.

Speaker: Yeah. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two.

Speaker: Yeah, pretty much. Chatter's box. It's a sports reference, instead of the batter box. It's a Chatter's box. I don't give it to them because they've been following me since I was on a full platform a few years ago, and we've all been riding with each other. That's what it's about. That's what it's about, bro. That's what it's about. Building our Chatter's box, because they add a dynamic to the show. It was about a year and a half ago, me, Glick, and my homeboy, Brian.

Speaker: We were talking about running for office and who we were going to be with. Well, Glick was two girlfriends ago. Ryan was still alone. And Sadie was there, right? And I just stigmatized Sadie a little bit, Sadie. I'm sorry.

Speaker: Don't you apologize to her. You know what happened? You're gonna get in trouble. You're gonna get in trouble. Like I said, we have fun fucking with each other up here. We have fun just coming on the internet and carry the neighborhood conversation back to your conversations or playground conversations with each other daily. Yeah. I miss that shit. Yeah. I really do fucking miss that shit. Chris Technician is one of my OG and I say friend.

Speaker: Chris technician, Stan, and I know you remember the periscope days for me when I was live on periscope on Saturday nights. Chris goes that far back. He's been with me and he showed up on every platform I've been on and been in the comments hanging out with me. I mean, that's one of the most loyal catch you'll ever see. And he shares our show, he supports our show. I got nothing but love for that guy. There's a couple other periscope people that are still popping in here.

Speaker: And I love it. I see you drunk in a garage behind a box of dicks singing sad songs and I've seen it. Those are my requests. I hung out for like four hours for that shit. The first time I saw him, it was just to go in and give him respect because he freaking was watching my show. So I was like, you know what? I got to go in at least watch the show.

Speaker: I plan on being there 15 minutes, three and a half hours later, my wife's going, what are you doing? I'm like, this motherfucker is drunk. With somebody else, we need to ask her, what is she doing with you? Not that night, I was with Clint. First and foremost, first and foremost, she loves me, singing them all.

Speaker: No, yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, I would get on there and have my random Saturday nights to be all drunk singing karaoke songs.

Speaker: And for such a piece of shit show, that shit was fun. It was. It was never meant to be anything other than the fact. And as I've divulged on here, most recently with Tony and I on our Monday shows, because we lately on Mondays, we've had a tendency to really fucking dive and get deep.

Speaker: And I've opened up a lot about my past and stuff like that, and kind of let people see a side of me that I'm not used to letting people see. That was the only escape I had when I lived in Charleston. I worked 70, 80 hours a week. I had no friends. My ex -wife was cheating on me. And that's all I had for Saturday night.

Speaker: I would hang out and I had tons of friends on there. I mean, I always had people in there and we just hung out. And I just got freaking obliterated because it was the one night a week that I could just forget about all the bullshit that was going on in my life and have some kind of normalcy for me. The great thing about that show was the chat board became friends.

Speaker: We had these same people in there so long, they became friends. They're in there going, what's up? They miss each other. They know each other forever. That's what you did. You not only did that for you, you did that for them, bro. They met people, even if it's not in face, that they had a blast with. When our chatterbox, or when the chatterbox gets old,

Speaker: Yeah, they're they're like that in here when our chatters box gets going, they'll talk to each other though. I mean, that's that's what happened with you and I when when I was hanging out watching the Kevin Ollie show and you were in the chatters box, we would get bored with Kevin and we would just hang out with each other. I did that in his studio. Well, yeah, that was true. That's not even a lie. I'm like, bro, I'm like, what are you doing? I'm like, I don't know. Enjoying the chatters. Whoever's going out in this fucking room sucks, but

Speaker: Yeah, I know it's yeah, it's not being a dick or anything like that. But I mean, that's how I met Kevin originally was listening to Hoppy and just I was trying to support the cat and you know,

Speaker: a lot of times he kind of, he would have a tendency to go on his rants and I'd get bored, but then Kevin and I would be in the chat, chit chatting with each other. And then one day Kevin was like, Oh, I do a podcast too. Oh, okay. Let me check it out. And that's when he was doing it with, with pops and Jay bird. And, and, and I had a good day. That was fun. Yeah. And then fucking woo.

Speaker: I remember that one, clicking a box of dodos. Yeah, that came out of my ex -wife. My ex -wife used to sell pure romance. So when we moved to South Carolina, her and her partner, they put their, their, um, whatever you want to call it.

Speaker: They're, they're, they're whatever you want to call it. So we had like two totes full of fucking vibrators and don't want to do it and everything. And I made a comment one night joking. And of course, Kevin Holly was there and he was like, yeah. And then everybody piggyback and was like, you ain't got this. I pulled them down. Sort of fucking pulling don't it was out fucking.

Speaker: I was there. I've had a lot of nice windows in my mind. I was like Jesus Christ, this is a big song. This looks like Tony. Oh my God. I didn't even know Tony 3D back then, but I was like, God damn Tony. Are you trying to stand by me? Remember the games?

Speaker: I only brushed my teeth with them once, Stan. Yeah, I brushed my teeth when I had them. Welcome to Florida, folks. How y 'all doing? That's what happened to those front two teeth. I got you.

Speaker: Actually, there's $7 ,000 in my mouth. And that middle one, I'm about two weeks from getting new ones, because that middle one, I had him out brushing them. Ah, real. Brushing them, and freaking breaking down the goddamn shower drain that bitch went. I'm like, ah! And then now I'm like, oh, fuck it. There's work on the movie. Without a transmission. Way to go. In drain, motherfucker. I didn't hear your question, because I was crying inside.

Speaker: I can't make this video. I can't make this video. But no, that's real. So two weeks, two weeks, count them. What's today, Wednesday? Yes. Two Wednesdays from now. Oh, yeah. They'll be gleaming like a bald guy. Yeah. Like a bald guy. You're going to let George Wallace with his new teeth. I understand.

Speaker: Hey, hey, hey. That shit's ridiculous. Dude, George be smiling his ass off. That shit's ridiculous. Look at that boy. Look at Black Mr. Ed, that one look at him. Dude, you're not wrong. You're not wrong, man. You're not wrong. He's just like Black Mr. Ed. I've never seen, I've seen George Walter smile when I'm sitting in your hall. Watch his smile within the past four years. It's different. It's bigger.

Speaker: different. I mean, them people all I'm like, oh, shit. I'm going to call it once. Like he's like, we're shades. Stan was the same way when he got his new teeth. This motherfucker was about to smile at that, you know, and he had like a pussy again. Like that shit's freaking real. Yes. Stan had a lot of teeth problems and whatnot. But when he got them new ones, man, he was just

Speaker: Oh my god No

Speaker: I'm so serious. Yeah, but they're easy to pick out, bro, because your curtains are aluminum foil. Yes. It's really not hard to tell. Oh, I know what they're doing in there. I wonder. It's fucking hot down here. I could never have aluminum foil in my god damn windows.

Speaker: I bet you would if you had plenty of meth in your room. Yeah. Nope. You're cooking meth, Heisenberg. I smell smoke. I am who knocks. So Jeff, what do you do for a living other than hide behind that curtain? I actually, I do. Fucking Wizard of Oz.

Speaker: I do the employee retention credit. Employee retention. I retain employees. It's a credit employee that kept their employees during the pandemic.

Speaker: Give them what? The ERC program. The employee retention credit is basically, if you own a business during the pandemic, and you're affected by the pandemic, you can receive up to 70 % of your payroll taxes back from the IRS. Got you. Okay. So you're helping people. Yeah, I basically, I play Santa Claus all year round. Because I'm literally, I literally got a call from a guy today, he received his checks, $5 .8 million he received.

Speaker: God bless, how do I get on that list? Do you own a business? Would you call me? Do you own a business? The biggest client I've ever had was $21 million and the smallest client ever had was 12 inches. Whoa, hey, hey. You're hanging out with Tony. And you wonder why he's missing his two front teeth. Tony, I'm serious. Not imaging right out.

Speaker: I'll be right back. My food is here. All right. Oh, yeah. Another person eating. I can't wait. Go ahead. And on that note, Tony damn surprised you didn't yell at me. My. I was actually having fun. You're correct. But anybody who has not seen mine, if you have not seen mine, you're not going to know what I'm talking about. There's actually an area full of meth heads. It was fucking terrifying. If you live here, you're familiar with them. I haven't been to Panama City for two and a half years. If you go to the east side of Newark, you're familiar with them.

Speaker: I will be off camera in about 30 minutes, but go ahead and play the song. You gotta make boom -boom. I ain't gotta make boom -boom. Boom -boom's gonna make his way out. Just assistance on automatic after this shit. Chris, when we come back from break, we'll share that. We are up against it. We're gonna take a real quick break.

Speaker: It's never real quick. It is real quick. It's not a Kevin Holly break. It's not 45 minutes. But as we mentioned in the beginning of the show, the queen of rock, soul, R &B, pop, whatever you want to call her, whatever you want to label her, she did pass away. So every song I'm doing tonight for breaks are Tina Turner covers. I would almost risk a copyright claim for a song I want to play. I almost did for one of the songs I wanted. And I tried to cover

Speaker: three versions of Tina sexy, sexy, tough, and badass. Nice. So I tried to, I tried to cover three versions of Tina. Uh,

Speaker: You know, the covers may not be that great, but I want to start it with a personal favorite of mine. This is actually Tina singing. So this is going to be the only song of Tina singing. But I think I'm going to avoid the copyright strike because it's a fan made video. And we're going to kick it off with a little bit of sexy Tina Turner. Go for it. And Private Dancer. So we'll be back here in just a few minutes. It's one of my favorite songs, Tony D.

Speaker: and shoot that video, boy. Actually, any video, Tina, was it, I told Nikki I was gonna be, I was gonna be, I had to go home and do morning masturbation because I'm in mourning and I had to. She looked at me like I was a fucking idiot. She wasn't wrong. We'll be back here in just a few minutes and enjoy a little Tina Turner private dancer. It is a fan made video. Don't judge me. It is what it is.

Speaker: All the men come in these places And the men are all the same You don't look at their faces And you don't ask their names You don't think of them as human You don't think of them at all You keep your mind all the money

Speaker: Keeping your eyes on the wall I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money Do what you want me to do I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money And any old music will do

Speaker: I wanna live out by the sea Have a husband and some children Yeah, I guess I want a family All the men come in these places And the men are all the same You don't look at their faces

Speaker: I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money I'll do what you want me to do I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money And any old music will do I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money I'll do what you want me to do Just a private dancer, a dancer for money

Speaker: Dutch marks are gone. American Express will do nicely. Thank you. Let me loosen up your collar. Tell me, do you wanna see me?

Speaker: A dancer for money, do what you want me to do Just a prize, a dancer, a dancer for money In your music with me

Speaker: Just to fry the dinner

Speaker: That was in tribute of - You son of a bitch. Sitting in his bedroom with a hospital gown. Anyway, that was a well done video, honestly. I thought the video was really cool. It was a fan -made video to that song. I thought it was really cool. But I wanted so bad to have an actual Tina -sung song tonight, but not take the strike. I did not, Helen. Thank you. I did not know that, no. I have not seen that comment. But I have a little piece of trivia for you guys.

Speaker: Well done, Glick, well done.

Speaker: No, thank you, lady. Did you see that lady? Oh, actually, I did. The Scotsman clad in kilth left a bar one evening fair. One could tell by how he walked and he'd drunk more than his share. He fumbled round until he couldn't no longer keep his feet. And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street. Ring -ding did a little lie.

Speaker: that actually uh what like you said but i do have another piece of trivia for you guys about that song do you know who the saxophone player is on that song without looking it up no sorry is it the guy from is it the guy from fucking lost boys you just googled it but yes it's tim cappella no i did not i did not but if you don't know who it is if you don't know who it is

Speaker: It's this guy. That's honestly the only sexist I've ever seen. Sexy sex guy. And I honestly do not believe that. He is an incredibly famous saxophone player.

Speaker: It's super successful. Yes, Jeff Beck did. But yeah, the saxophone guy was the same guy who was the sexy saxophone guy in the opening at the carnival of Lost Boys. Little movie, a movie and music since we're all movie guys. For no reason that dude is ripped and can play the saxophone and play in his heart out with no shirt on. But he can sing, too, because he's singing in that movie.

Speaker: Is that really? I didn't know that. But welcome back to Nonsense Go Nonsense, everybody. We got Tony 3D in the building. We got Jeff Hama working from the law. What? In the building, eating some McDonald's, 17. I only got two big bangs. We got the one and only, Stan down Dale, our personal fourth man in the building.

Speaker: And then, of course, you all know me, the one and only champ, baby, the podcast champion of the world, the greatest host, the belt is on the line. Whoever wants it, I dare you to come and challenge me. Click. Does it fit around your tits? Does it fit around my foot? You heard me.

Speaker: It does not fit around my dick. It's way too big. Stand. Topic of conversation for you. Move it up. We're going to have to use that word, Glick. You just made a move. I seen that, but I was waiting for you to call her out. No, I like that.

Speaker: movie yet. I do like that. I do like that. Not like call her out like call her out like I was. Yeah. Yeah. No, I do like. I like that and she called it too. So, yeah. Yeah. Did Jeff go back to the car? Well, that's impressive. I was going to say something else but go ahead with yours though for real. But real quick and then we'll get to what you want to say Tony. Stan.

Speaker: Now, I've always known you. You came in with Dick Deo, and I don't know what this Dick Deo thing is all about. I don't really want to... My middle name is Richard. Okay. Okay, so that's it. For real, why are you doing that? I've always thought that was the weird Florida glory hole. Is it too sorry? The wacky thing? I don't know. I'm Stan again. Back to Stan.

Speaker: But I've always known you as Stand Down Dayo. Stand Down Dayo. Right? You want to let these two guys and let our audience who's just meeting you for the first time know where Stand Down Dayo came from, because I love his story. And I've heard it a million times. And every time I've heard it, it makes me laugh. Yeah, I'll give you clip notes on it. Yeah, real quick. Don't go full on Kevin Hawley.

Speaker: We were doing our show one day and someone had us swatted. So next thing you know, there's a knock at the front door. Michael goes to the door to see who it is. And he sees someone out there with a gun, has no idea. So he calls the cops and they're like, yeah, that's us out there. You might want to go outside. I don't know any of this because I'm in here still talking shit to the computer. And next thing I know, Michael's gone and I'm in there going,

Speaker: What the fuck, bro? A while goes by. I step out back to smoke a cigarette, and I see these three guys drop to the ground with guns, and I circle back around and go back inside. I'm on the phone. I'm like, I don't know what the fuck's going on, but there's dudes outside with guns. And she's like, what? I mean, I gotta go. And then the dude, the hostage negotiator called me. He's like, we got Michael out here.

Speaker: You need to come outside. I'm like, I don't know about that. So I walked out the front door and dude literally across the street, the entire, there's a wall of dudes with guns pointed at you on the front porch, nothing but a street light between you and them. And he's going, I'm on the phone with the dude and he's going, all right, walk toward the light. I'm going, I'm not comfortable with that, bro. He's like, you need to come over here. And Mike's over there going, I'm like,

Speaker: All right. I walk over there and sure as fuck it. Once I get over there, you can see the entire yard is just full of SWAT team members and cops and shit. What the fuck happened? They got swatted. It's called swatting. They swat you. So they ping your number. And what they did was they pinged his number and told them that he killed his wife or killed his baby and had his wife held hostage.

Speaker: So they're there full force. I mean helicopters, the streets are blocked off. There's no way in or out.

Speaker: and coming to find out after I talked to the chick, you know, after we realized, figured it all out, and I went with her talking to the cops, she's like, what they don't realize is this cost the city about 40 grand every time they do this shit. They didn't do that shit for fun. He uses resilience for practice is what it sounds like. No, it's fun. It usually happens while you're on live. When you're live, usually it's gamers, but while you're live, they can see it happen. So they do it just to be dicked, bro. But dude, you want to talk about scary?

Speaker: Whoo girl, that shit's not funny. So then I changed my name to Stand Down Deo because it's the only time I've ever had to stand down. But yeah, that shit was scary. Yeah, the freaking cop was telling me stories like once we started chatting, she's like, I didn't know what squatting was. And I'm talking to her, I'm like, what is she explaining? I'm like, well, we've been recording for two hours.

Speaker: So we're good. You know what I mean? What do you think is going on? I know we're good now. And she's like, well, what's a podcast? I'm like, explain it to her. I'm like, so what's sweating? And she's like, well, it's what just happened to y 'all. Yeah, yeah, Tony. Tony, just for you. Oh, god. This is not a conspiracy theory where the police are just trying to fuck this shit. This shit happened. Listen, bro.

Speaker: I'm walking outside around the edge of the house, reaching in my little pocket for my smokes. And as I reach in my pocket, I have no idea that I'm a threat. And they're dropping to the fucking ground with guns. No, in all seriousness, I've actually seen a couple of videos on TikTok and stuff of people saying, you know, we got swatted. Tim Poole, he does a political show, and he's very big. He's been swatted nine times in like three months.

Speaker: Yeah, that's crazy. It is. It is Florida. And they can't find them. They can't find the people. They came in, we let them pull access to computers and everything, you know what I mean? So they did all that shit. And there's no way these guys know what they're doing, bro. They literally ping your number, ping your phone numbers, and there's no way to track them.

Speaker: this is like your your phone number or your ipn or whatever that 30 to 40 thousand dollars in pop it costs you know i see the same comments on both so i don't think it would be yeah nobody yeah you're not getting blocked like as i said so many come at me i mean dude in this story he's in florida so there's a lot of dudes in every story when it comes to Florida

Speaker: But anyway, so that's the clip notes on it. No, I've obviously seen a bunch of stories. Yeah. Okay. She did. She did. She did get blocked. She did get blocked because she said it's the arseholes on the internet. People who hang out on airtime would do this. She would comment at all. Yeah. She didn't get blocked. No, dude, there was someone in our chat room. It was going. All right. Well, get ready. Like we thought it was some dickhead is in the chat room, dicking around.

Speaker: And he literally was dropping hints that this shit was about to happen the whole time. You know what I mean? Like, we realize that now. But yeah, it's like, fuck y 'all, man. But hey, man, you know what? I'm alive, and not many people can tell that story. Exactly. Well, actually, the Paul... Oh, sorry. Jake and Logan Paul, they got swatted. They were one of the first people to get swatted. All right. Not many people that you don't know can tell that story.

Speaker: No. Because I'm the asshole that's going down in a blaze of glory. Because you're on my property. We get assholes in our chatter's box, too. Normally, his name is MonkeyManJ, or NYCJ, or JasonNYC, or something like that. Whatever, he's going by that day. Yeah, I called him out, Tony D. I love that guy.

Speaker: He he him and actually him and I go back to Periscope, but he's just one of these guys that just instigates and looks for trouble and then and then when you call him out on it and put him on blast, then he plays the victim. Yeah, it seems like a pretty. Oh, of course he does. But. But forgive me. You got three different personalities right there. That's pretty good call.

Speaker: I like it. You've known him longer than I have. You caught him. I didn't caught him on Baron's Cove. I was guilty of that. You caught him only now. Now I'm just like, fuck you, dude. As much as he's an asshole, he can also be a supporter. I will attest to that. Stop busting cap locks on our asses. I will attest to him being there at the time of need. And I'll never deny anybody that. Some people will fuck with you, but if you really need them,

Speaker: They step up to the go. Yeah, I have no doubt in my mind. I have to give him that much. He drives him up a fucking wall. I have no doubt about that with Jay, but at the same time, I've just reached the point with him because I've known him for almost 10 years or about 10 years, which is like, I know the game. Stop. Just be fucking real and stop. No, looks good people, man. I wouldn't be here otherwise. Can we stop talking good about people and move on?

Speaker: I mean, I've been told that a lot. I mean, I love y 'all but I've been told that a whole lot. No, but what's the old saying? If you try to make everybody happy, you're just going to be running around in circles all the time or some shit like that. You'll be a dog in the backyard chasing his tail.

Speaker: Exactly. That's why I've gotten, I've gotten to the point in my life where I'm like, fuck it. If you don't like me, don't fucking watch. There's other shit on the internet. Keep on showing people. What's the WH? Who should be disowned? Let's be honest. She's Scottish.

Speaker: Yeah. Oh, fair enough. No, see, it it's it is it is short. Ladies, ladies, ladies, Scottish and uh and that's shorthand internet chat or she just got lazy or something like that. I'm just saying like that comment. The WH could have been so many **** things I had to ask. That she's over there. like I think white people should be disowned too but no.

Speaker: I'm not, oh, he's in games. For you to lose good people in your life. I've been told that a long while back. You removed the dirt. Keep your circle clean. Keep your circle clean. For you and the people in it. You know what I mean? She can always have her circle for you. Nobody wants to get in a dirty circle. That's changing your ringtone right there, boy.

Speaker: If you want the truth there, Stan, if you want to keep the circle clean these days, you ain't gonna have nobody. Play. Yeah, I beg to differ, sir. Not a problem. Not a problem. Personally, I beg to differ. It was hard work. Don't get me wrong. Right. But you can weed out the bullshit and find it. There's a bunch of good people out there. Oh, there's a ton of good people out there. Don't get me wrong. Yeah, I'm out there. Oh, this motherfucker. We said good people.

Speaker: Oh, I'm better than good people. I'm good people. I'm the best at all people. Yeah. Oh yeah. You're good. Delicious. You're damn right. I'm good. Delicious. I'm good. Delicious. And I'm re clickulous. Dude. We're going to get clicks. Clips back in back in order.

Speaker: Stan, Stan, just so you know, and I got to give you credit and I do this every time when Nikki and I are talking about it. My girlfriend, she's working on a Glictionary for all my words, like Glickasms and Regliculus and Glickalicious. And I told her, I said,

Speaker: Yeah. I was like, I said, you do realize it stands a big part of this. She has no idea. But like the whole, the original Glick came from, from Kevin Hawley when he was good, because instead of them Google and anything, they would just go click and I would be in the chatters box already with the answers. So they're like, we're going to Glick it. We're not going to Google it. I had no idea how many words that fit into it. You leave my ring out of this.

Speaker: I don't have a ring lady. Let's be honest. My ring is Tony and Jeff and my girlfriend. I don't have a ring. I don't have people because I'm an asshole. I have one ring. It fits my pinky and my, and my listen, hashtag TPG, Stan gets you a shirt. I am the founder and president of the TPG tiny pecker. Yeah.

Speaker: We meet on Tuesdays and we all ride the best of us. We're a partnership of Jeff's Scoots of Anarchy in Cancun, Mexico. Scoots of Anarchy. But the reference we made was to the fan club we started for you years ago. Yeah, Glitz Clitz. Right. That Facebook page. Somehow that Facebook page is still alive and active. Because Clitz don't die, bro. They just go away.

Speaker: Nobody can ever find it. That's the problem. There you go. There it is. That's a good one. Nailed it. I got a whole bunch of women in that group. There's no dudes there. Isn't that the goal? Not for me. I mean. My bad. We were aiming for dudes. Like he was right. Lots of yours in this story. Oh, and dudes in my hole. I mean ring. Good call, lady.

Speaker: Tony is starting another show somewhere. He started watching fucking football or something on HBO. He's watching Star Trek and he's on airtime with no content creators arguing.

Speaker: I'm not on airtime right now. And that was a shot at very specific people. It wasn't a shot at my entire airtime. Trying to see if Mayans is coming on tonight, because the new season is supposed to start tonight. For what? What were you going to bring up, Trinity, before we went into the whole stand out of Mayans? Mayans had to spin up a sunset in our game, way to that new season. That's number one. Number two, when I was going to bring up that saxophone issue I was talking about, when Tina turned a video earlier,

Speaker: He was in there, and they were talking about him. The guy that was the Lost Boy, they said he was doing pretty good after he left the Lost Boys or when he went back one of the two, something around that time. But they had mentioned him. And when you said it, I was like, OK, I had heard of that dude. Now, the guy that Helen talked about, what's his name? Jeff Beck. Jeff Beck. I don't know who that is. Jeff Beck. He's a guitarist. I love her for bringing him up. He is one of the only two. He's one of the most influential guitarists

Speaker: Yeah, that dude's everywhere. I'm not the biggest, I'm not the biggest music guy on the planet, but even I know check back. Neither one of y 'all are really into music at all. I thought I was until I met Helen. Tony, Tony, Tony. Why did she change that? Lady is a music

Speaker: I'm gonna go ahead and say it. Dude, you said you got your traits? I'm not being disrespectful. She is a straight up music nerd. She geeks out on everything about it. It's fucking, it's, it's, it's, she goes deeper than I am. I don't know everybody behind the scenes. She's a nerd. What did you say, Tony D? No, music nerd is specific. Tony, you said she was a nerd? No, music nerd is specific. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. And no one likes you.

Speaker: No one likes you. You see these two motherfuckers? Do y 'all see these two motherfuckers? She's not our biggest man, y 'all. Y 'all are real. Leave us alone. We've been friends for 25 years. We are 100 % human beings. I've seen them look on the stage. I've seen them look on the stage. I've seen them look on the stage.

Speaker: First five, put it in reference for you. There you go. Dude, you should've even gave us the dire constraints fact and then followed it up with Jeff Beck. I wasn't hooked. And I don't even see your face. Leggy's the kind of person that could tell you who was in the studio while the song was being recorded. Yes. Leggy hosts a music show.

Speaker: She hosts the music show. Tony D is...

Speaker: His music knowledge, and I don't mean this disrespectful in any way. I do. Is very limited to rap. Not everyone's in the fucking music like that, dude. When they start getting deeper into the music, I'm good with music. But like you said, they start knowing motherfuckers who was in the studio. And I'm like, OK, I didn't do all that. I just messed up. Just in the background smoking a cigarette. Well, you know, and I've said it before. And I've said it before, the cool thing about Tony's music show

Speaker: Even if you're not into rap or what he's playing, he'll give you a little, he'll give you a little behind the scenes and a little history on artists. And that's cool because, you know, me, I, I'm an old school hip hop head. So that's where I've kind of thrown Tony off a couple of times when I've listened. He was like, Oh, you know, that's big lick. And I would do a show. He knew some songs. I actually was impressed. I'm not going to lie. Those young kids we had in the studio, they do the EDM shit. I think.

Speaker: Oh, they were in there. They were awesome. But once we dug in and found out how much they knew about music all the way around, it was incredible. Like music knowledge. I'm not into EDM music.

Speaker: But your music knowledge was incredible. When I would play rap songs, Leggi later was the one who was telling me all the samples on the songs, even the ones I didn't write. Yeah, that's how that's phenomenal. So, so EDM people that are big into EDM, their, their musical knowledge, and this is basically across the board.

Speaker: Their musical knowledge is way out of the ballpark than anybody else, because they use so many references in. People making it, not people listening to it. How can a beauty do it? Yeah, that's correct. I am a junkie for them things, golfball. I am a junkie for them things. For what? The titties? Yes. I'm glad. Tony likes titties. Show them. Hey, boys. Look what I got here.

Speaker: Hey, where are the white women at? Go for the house! Holy shit, go Fox Black! Holy shit!

Speaker: No, not racism. So, Golf Hawk is an OG to this show. Golf Hawk is one of our first listeners when it was just Jeff and I.

Speaker: I never, I would have never guessed in a million years. Golf Hawk was a black guy because Jeff and I, when we were just by ourselves, some of the shit that we would come up with. The first name is Golf. Like that is not a black guy. Well, yeah, but here's the thing. Some of the things this dude says in the chat, you're like, really dude? Really?

Speaker: And then, and then he, he, Chris got on his Instagram one day and was like, and live was like, holy shit. We were doing a fantasy football show at golf, honk, join Tony's Tony has a fantasy football league that I'm a part of Jeff's not because he don't know anything about sports.

Speaker: And Golf Hawk joined and we were trying to get like his Instagram. So I had we added each other and I looked at it and we were live doing a fantasy football show and with Nancy, who's in our league and she's an older she's an older lady. I forgot my mic was on. Of course, I was drinking. I was like, holy shit. Golf Hawks. But I'm like, this motherfucker is too much. Even Tony, this is it.

Speaker: But it turned into a classic glick moment because it was funny. It wasn't disrespectful. It wasn't like I dropped the N word on you. It was a natural shock. I really was. That's weird. Okay, since you're from Tampa, I'll put you this way. What you said was clear to what Hulk Hogan said.

Speaker: We're not having this shit no

Speaker: Well, there's one black guy now, so now golf means black. Wow. I'm still waiting on that black guy. White people listen to nonsensical nonsense. Woo hoo. Yeah. Fuck you guys. The record, the hawker won that mofo. There you go. The hawker won it. Everybody wants to come work.

Speaker: The whole season has an asterisk in front of it. I'm coming back like the Jedi in Return of the Jedi. He's wearing it. I only know that shit because I know most people involved have constant speed. Music is actually very small where everyone's disconnected. No, I can believe you, but no, I'm serious. You told me what music, I'm like, okay, you know what, you got it. I'm not even going to do it. I can't. You win it.

Speaker: music music for me and i think the reason why i'm i'm lady you know lady said she she just know most of the people involved and have conversations with people music is actually the biggest world everyone is interconnected it really is and right yeah music for me

Speaker: Music for me was always my escape and I and I listen to so many different genres depending upon how I feel depending upon at that time who the hell this guy knows my legs that's six ranches duh can't you read his name

Speaker: Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, you're going to have a good time with that one. And like I said, I can't even prove it when that dude told me that shit. So have fun with it. I can't even prove it. I love that moment with the KKK. That shit was funny. I actually was talking to a dude that had just met at that moment and hadn't seen him since. When he told me this, I'm like, knock it down.

Speaker: I met this guy about seven years ago. He was telling me how some people don't realize the history that the Klan didn't just hang just black folks. What the fuck I never heard. So this goes back to what you were saying earlier.

Speaker: when when I reach around for you guys know how I like to fall into my rabbit holes. Yeah, you do work holes. I fell I fell into a new one this week and if the moment comes up in the moments, right? I'd like to share some of this **** with you guys, but it was history that you weren't taught in school.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, I played that. I've been engulfed in it. I'm freaking losing my mind. Honestly, there's some shit I used to see on Facebook that I used to have to look up and I'm with you or shit that you don't learn in school. Yeah, I'm losing my mind over this shit. Like one thing. I know if you're losing, you say I don't ever give you credit. I'm actually going to give you credit. You just lost everybody. Shut up.

Speaker: I refuse to let country be a new rep, even though some of these motherfuckers are tripping me out. I refuse a lot of this country is not the new ramp. First and foremost, country has been around. They are killing it, but I'm like, no, they're having a ball with this. I mean, country has been country for forever. It's just.

Speaker: I don't like a lot of new country. I'll be 100 % honest with you. I don't like a lot of country. I grew up on country music crazy. They coming with it. I'm not going to lie. They are coming with it because they're being themselves. They're just rapping. They really catfishing. Look, Brian's the biggest country catfish on the planet. Country is not depressing as fuck. I mean, you listen to what's on your lesson to me.

Speaker: When you say what music you listen to these days, when people go, everything, they mean that shit. 20 years ago, you could go, I'm a classic rock. Now, it don't matter. Why do you think you see the compilations that you see, the rappers with the country stars, the rock stars with the fucking rapper? You know what I mean? Country. Everyone does listen to everything.

Speaker: I've been to rock shows where they turn on rap music before the show and the whole crowd is going crazy. I went to Louder Than Life, which is a rock festival a couple years back out in Louisville, Kentucky. And I went because they had the Guns N' Roses with the original lineup. I had to see Guns N' Roses. I wanted to see Slipknot.

Speaker: I wanted to see God Smack Disturb. There was a whole bunch of bands. In the middle of this rock festival on Saturday, which is your main day with all the headliners, before Guns N' Roses was headlined in Saturday, before Guns N' Roses fucking Ice Cube was there. And every motherfucker in the crowd was singing every word to every Ice Cube song

Speaker: He he he did. He did an hour.

Speaker: did his thanks and everything, walked off stage, everybody, and there was thousands, because this is one of those outdoor rock festivals, everybody was saying his name, he came back out and did like six more fucking songs. And Axel Rose - A few rappers though that could come before, there's a few out there, you could come before a bunch of roses, but you gotta be that strong to do it. Yeah. You gotta be ice cream to do it.

Speaker: That's tough. Guns N Roses came out and they're like, and Axl Rose was like, we'll give Cube all night if he wants it. We'll start playing tomorrow morning at 11 and we'll play all fucking day because there's nobody bigger than us. So we'll let Cube keep going back out on stage and did like three GNR songs with them. And it was awesome. That was the coolest thing.

Speaker: I mean, I don't know what you're saying. What was that clip we watched the other day? The clip we watched the other day was Chance the Rapper doing that song on Kimmel. Yeah, he did Nelly's Hot in Here Country. That was fucking dope as shit. And the words of probably a top 10 rapper to your ICP comments, Stan. Tampa.

Speaker: I was answering golf. He's black. I'm scared of him. Great. Never mind. Now, I'm going to **** it up because I just forgot. I was going to **** DMX but I just **** it up. Which which song for us? I know a lot of ICP songs. Top ten rapper in the words of. Don't do that with me. Yeah. No, I don't **** it up and I got to disrespect DMX. I said that I lost it. Don't do this with me. I said

Speaker: Top 10 rappers. Tony's number one rapper of all time is Snow. No, it isn't. Stop lying. I've never heard a song with one word go so far up in the insurance.

Speaker: I see the only word in that song, right? Informer? Informer, I think you boomed him down. Yes. Canadian, good guy, doing Jamaican rap music. I'll never forget that one more time. I woke up and turned on TV. That song with Nellie and Tim McGraw was on every music video channel ever. Nellie and Tim McGraw did a couple songs together. Nellie did a couple, one or two songs with Florida Georgia Gay. I mean, Line. I like Florida Georgia Line, thank you. You would. You got a couple good songs.

Speaker: He wants to be in your mouth, but. Hey, don't talk about our love like you more city. That's your world. Stan Glick spending more. Good. I'm working in Gilchrist Levy and hey Stan took me to to why board? Yep, that's that's where the improv is. So the improv was and that was where.

Speaker: We went and seen, uh, that's, that's actually written on a stall in a bathroom down in his stay in loves click. Hold on guys. I'll send this to you in our steps. He was so proud of himself. He came out and he's like, Oh yeah.

Speaker: There you go. There's our, our, I showed, I showed my girl for this and I was like, oh, Stan loves me. Yeah, there it is. But I just said, I was drunk. Yeah, we were both. No, we were drunk before we got to eboard. Oh my God, dude. That was it. Yeah. That was a night. And we got really drunk while we were in eboard.

Speaker: Stan might have saved me from going home with Dylan Mulvaney. Yeah. It was Florida. I mean, it was Florida. It was Florida, yeah. And it was drinking Bud Light. I'm just saying. I was drinking Bud Light. You don't judge us, motherfucker. Stan, you're like the guy that robbed the Wendy's with the allegations.

Speaker: What did you call me? Stan, there's a - Why do you think it took so long for us to get Stan on the show? He was locked up for Robin and Wendy's with an alligator. Yes. That got brought up already, so far. Yeah, Leggy said the same thing. Yes. That's Stan down there or Dick Dale. Not to be confused with Dick Dale. His first night on the show, his first night on the show and he had to one up, Dick him down, Tony Dean.

Speaker: We got Tony 3D, now we got Stan 4D. I don't know what that means. I didn't want to put F -O -R. Stan can take 4Ds at once? I don't know. I mean, I've seen it, but I don't know. I participated. I mean, uh... Dude, if you should have had that box from your fucking garage... I played the fifth! I said the MDA! Son of a bitch! I played the fifth!

Speaker: You're like Sesame Street, one dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee

Speaker: Wow. Nice. Wow. It's not game. We're just talking about a friend. Wow. Go Fox. God damn it. Click. I bet you got. No, I actually there is Bud Light in my refrigerator, but the woman bought it and her dad almost disowned her. Yeah. She wants in a woman. No, she's trust me. She's a woman.

Speaker: I did a full inspection of the undercarriage. We're out there and we're like, dude. You went down and said, okay, this doesn't smell like a man. I'm good. Hold on a second.

Speaker: Never met a group or a group before. There's a trend for weddings. During the wedding ceremony or the reception you take the garter off the woman.

Speaker: And there's a new trend where everybody's trying to one up each other. And I saw this guy the other day, and Chris, what you said by checking to make sure everything was okay, that popped in my head. This dude is obviously, he's a mechanic. So his wife's sitting on a chair and his buddy hands him a creeper.

Speaker: Power tools. I get this picture of you, like, hold on, I'll make sure you're not a man. Give me my dreaper. I want to pull on NASCAR pit crew. Exactly, golf off, exactly. I did. I've power washed the underside a couple of times. So you guys all live in the same area? No, Jefferson Cancun.

Speaker: He's in Mexico, Tony's in Georgia, and I'm in Ohio. There's a reason why we do that. Sorry, my bad. I forgot we have a new special ed in the room. I wasn't sure you didn't want to be in your bedroom to do the show together.

Speaker: I mean, Tony in my bedroom to do the show together, but he's a heterosexual, omnivore, alpha male, 24, 7, 365. He's a heterosexual on the fence. We've been hanging out with Tony four times a week for a year, and he still won't tell us he loves us. I'm just saying. He's been over the fence. He's not on the fence.

Speaker: This ain't duck hump motherfucker. What are you doing? For the sixth time this week and it's only 100 points. Cody said, Oh no, I'm stuck in the fence. Help me. Yes. I said that because I watched X hamster. I know how that shit works. We've had that cause you want to stop. Click. I'll help him.

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Speaker: No, I'm not afraid to fight you. First and foremost, like, first and foremost, like, no offense. And I don't mean this disrespectfully. There's not a man or woman alive on this planet that I'm afraid to fight. But you can have it. I will fight you like two weeks, usually in a lot of hours, right now. You like them all slipped up like a drag tire. I like a man with a little hair on my face. Like a drag tire?

Speaker: And drag tire, it used to be a seat, now it's a tire. You're bald headed demon. You don't drug it, you don't judge it, drag by it's a tire. Always remember Blake. Another white boy for y 'all to put me to work on.

Speaker: I'm afraid of the complete solar eclipse when Tony gets crunked. You knew this or not, but I was at the gym. I was like, yeah, trust me. I'm all the way in Ohio and I seen the solar eclipse here. Trust me. I knew you were part of it. No.

Speaker: You are not vlog the imparlor. You are not impaling me, sir. You're not my type. You're a sweet find out. You're a beautiful black ass in Georgia, sir. This is only for women. Midnight train to Georgia. You should hide it from the law where you're at, okay? Until they lift their law down there, motherfucker.

Speaker: I was not. Nobody's gonna suggest. The minute you get the water, the Coast Guard will get your ass. Don't worry. I dare you to go to the beach. Oh, hell no. Not with this body. If I go to the beach, I'm hiding behind lit. Smart. That's not hard. It is now. No. No. What I, what I... This is good, everybody. This guy.

Speaker: Oh, oh, there's something better when Tony walks away. This is for women like an old woman. Look, if you guys can take this any way you want it. The first thing I heard from A .A. Ron in Stan when I got down to Tampa, holy shit, you're way bigger than we thought you were. Who said that? You and you and A .A. Ron when I got out of the car, he said it.

Speaker: I had eyes. I can see how fucking big you were in the garage. Not true. Next to that dick, I know. I can do math, god damn it. I'm like, I know how models work. I'm gonna get in trouble, Tony. It looks this big in the picture. I got that picture with 35 pounds right now. The camera has 14 inches.

Speaker: I'm just trying to ease my way into this group, bro.

Speaker: It's the same thing I said in Tampa. I'm just trying to ease my way in, bro. Wow. You don't do it like this. That's how I ease it. The Tampa was a China shop. I guess no one holds your breath. Just hold on. They said, be gentle. I'm a virgin. I said, not tonight you aren't. I've never overed someone around so much for free and had so much fun all my life.

Speaker: I mean, I had a plan and you said, nope, this is what we're doing. I was like, all right, cool. And it didn't work out, though, did it? We had fun. That's all that matters. Of course we had fun. We were awake. Yeah, I didn't sleep for like seven days. I was drinking from like 9 o 'clock in the morning until like 7 o 'clock in the morning. Yeah, he found the meth house. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How is that different from any other day? This is true story.

Speaker: But A -Ron and I would go back to his house and I'd be laying on his futon and he was laying on his bed and he was like, are you hungry? I'm like, I'm fucking starving, bro. And we would door dash $80 worth of fucking McDonald's, stuff our faces, sleep for a half hour, wake up and he's like, I know this great place to get breakfast. Cool. Let's go. What was breakfast? Beer.

Speaker: I came back, I came back from that Tampa trip. I came back from vacation and had to take two extra days off of work to recover, to recover. I called my boss on my way from Tampa and I said, I don't think I've been sober since Monday at six o 'clock. He's like, I already planned on you not being sober since September.

Speaker: Right. I'm sorry about the dirt. Leave my dirty ring out this lady. Keep my dirty ring out of your fucking mouth. Oh, no. My dirty ring dives in. There's no, I'm not testing the waters. Yeah.

Speaker: What? I'm ring deep. Tony's like, God damn it. What did you do? And my ring is a bracelet and I'm ring deep. Talking white people. Love you. Tony, don't be scared. Turn around.

Speaker: I've done shit that was scary. Oh, yeah. Drop the quarter. Do me a favor. No. Oh, no. I dropped the surf. Grab that for me, Tony. You're the reaper. No. Why are you doing that? Hold your breath. No. No, no, no. Breathe. Breathe. I don't want you to tense it up on my face. I just motherfucker sound like y 'all been through this shit entirely too much. No, no, no, no. Not since the 80s.

Speaker: Stan, I just want you to know how uncomfortable this makes Tony. Oh, thank you. I want you to know how grateful I am for this information. Oh, why do you think Chuck and I do it? I mean, he's got the same angry face he had earlier. I can't though he's uncomfortable or hungry. He's got resting man face.

Speaker: Tony is Tony is 100 % straight alpha man eating man. There's any man your home field before he started fighting. I don't know. Meat eating. You're a meat eater. You said meat. Meat is the man eating. I don't need you. Hey, you know what? You can say man. Same thing. I was hauling those. Fuck you.

Speaker: Not now. Next show. I don't fuck on the first show. Talk to him Monday. Tina Turner's song, Private Dancer. That's Tony's theme song. I know that. No, it isn't. Let me play you a song, Tony. Are you playing T -ball? No. Jesus. Tony, who loves you?

Speaker: I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you, Tony. I love you,

Speaker: You really what? I really feel like catching a copyright claim tonight. I really do. Well, we don't have to catch it. I already played too. What do you want to play, man? Let me see if there's one for it because. Because I might. Well, you tell me what song because I mean, do you see the song? I don't want to look hard enough. Hang on. All right. Well, God damn it. Just play it in the background. This is a man's world.

Speaker: turn your head over a little bit because it just says you lose right next to you. I want fan made because I'm gonna follow your idea on this one. Okay, we'll do that. What are you doing? Shit, I can't do it on the fly because it fucks up my shit. Yeah, it slows everything down. Cheap computers.

Speaker: But I think it'll see screen share and get you in trouble. Yeah. You got to download it and then upload it. What song are you looking for, Tony? A good one. The song I was going to play by her was, We Don't Need Another Hero. That song hit me when I heard it. I already got it. That's one of my favorite songs. No, do it. That's the one I want to hear. You want me to do it now? Do it now. I got What's Love Got To Do With It, and I got What's Love Got To Do With It, and I got What's Love Got To Do With It, and I got What's Love Got To Do With It, and I got What's Love Got To Do With It, and I got What's Love Got To Do With It, and I got What's Love Got To Do With It, and I got What's Love Got To Do With It, and I got What's Love Got To Do With It, and I got What's Love Got To Do With It,

Speaker: that was the very first song I downloaded. That was the first one I looked for. Mind you, this is a cover. Yes. This is a rock cover. This is a dude singing it. I mean, I was avoiding it. I was avoiding it.

Speaker: Yeah, I was avoiding strikes. This was the best one that I could find in my opinion. Go for it. As soon as you mute us, we're all going to sing it in her voice anyway. So let's do that. Yeah, absolutely. We're all going to sing it. But this is my number one Tina Turner track. Favorite song of all time. I think it's one of my favorites too. I think it is. It's absolutely my favorite Tina Turner song.

Speaker: And when I was younger, I got tired of what's love got to do with it. I got tired of proper dancing. This song, I didn't really get tired of. I never got tired of this song. No, I'm with you. Oh, for 19. Letting facts again. What's going on? Steve, Steve, where you up, homes?

Speaker: OK, so this is what OK. Hellas a ball. From 1982. Fortunately, it's private dance and technically it is a cover. OK, technically it is, but I think we'll still get you two straight pain. It was good. Well, I was trying to avoid. Yes.

Speaker: If you play one of her songs, it will be a right because she signed on her label. Unfortunately, Leggy, because you do a radio show, and that's what you do. You do a music show, so you can play your music. We don't technically have any rights. And that's where I found the loophole with cover songs when we started playing cover songs. But I wanted to preface both confusion with PS.

Speaker: Yeah, for Tony D, this is a rock cover. It is a male singer, but. Yeah, RIP Tina Turner. Absolutely. I think they did. I think they did a pretty good job. I'm just saying alright, let it run. So we'll be back here just a few minutes. Enjoy this this vein. I'm not looking to these guys a little bit more because I do like him. I just found this today, but very at the movies.

Speaker: Check them out on YouTube at the movies and enjoy their cover of Tina Turner's because we are doing a tribute to Miss Tina Turner tonight. RIP to the Queen. Call her what she is. We don't need another hero from Mad Max beyond Thunderdome before Mel Gibson was crazy.

Speaker: Under the fear, till nothing else remains We don't need another hero We don't need another way home Only one is left beyond Thunderdome

Speaker: Time to stay!

Speaker: Yes, sir. I don't think that was too bad. I thought it was good. Yeah, I liked it. It's got some range to him. I don't know the music right. They did put their own little twist into it, so I got nothing against it. That's a good choice. I don't I don't know anything about the band. They're called at the movies, but after I heard that I was kind of checking out some of their other songs. I think I'm going to play some of their other covers on here. They're they're they're actually.

Speaker: They're actually pretty cool. I don't know where they're from. I don't know anything about them other than their name. Hey, stand. It was in the comments. There it is. That's what I was been looking for all goddamn night. But that was at the movie. We don't need another hero from Mad Max beyond Thunderdome.

Speaker: And it is a Tina Turner tribute tonight. I think all four of us in here collectively, we can all agree that we were a fan of Tina Turner. We can all agree that she was, as far as female singers go, easily in the top echelon of greatest female singers of all time. But where would she have been with that, Ike? I didn't do it. I didn't do it. That wasn't me.

Speaker: It's not politics. I just thrown it out there. Tony, I'm sorry. I did this. I'm not managed or anything. I'm just excited. I brought both of them in here. Yes, you did. Tony, don't eyeball me like that, bro. I don't leave those forehead wrinkles looking at me. Very seldom does they show up to me.

Speaker: Like he said, you're getting a boot to the balls, Stan. I told you, I love her. Barry seldom does a celebrity death really bother me or really affect me. This one did because I grew up listening to Tina Turner. I'm a huge fan. As I told Dickie today, I said, this is

Speaker: one of my gay tendencies. I love Tina Turner. I love Cher. You know, I get right. She's a girl. It makes me a little gay. I mean, I never got the opportunity to see Turner, Tina and live in concert. But had I did, I'd have been singing my ass off to every fucking song and dance. I heard you were drunk in a fucking garage with a box of dicks.

Speaker: and nobody asked you to stand. Who invited you on this goddamn show? You did it. I want to. What's the number to my HR department? Oh, wait. It's 1 -800. Never mind. But to that point, though, Glick, I think the last two celebrities' deaths that I cared about more than just a celebrity would be Robin Williams and Prince.

Speaker: Those two people, I feel like those two guys, we lost future entertainment with those two guys. Well, you know, Prince Prince had, um, I don't think we lost future entertainment with Prince because fast catalog of music that was never really. Yeah. So imagine that Eddie kept going. Uh,

Speaker: Yeah. You know, and this wasn't done, bro. I got to agree with you with Robin Williams. That did hit hard. Again, I grew up with Robin Williams. Robin Williams was one of those guys that, you know, he had a persona in his movies. Stand up, he was a little bit dirty, a little bit raunchy, whatever. But growing up, Robin Williams was like,

Speaker: you know, wholesome and perfect. And so I get that Robin Williams. Robin Williams movies were movies you can watch with your parents and not go, ooh. Yeah. Robin Williams, that death, I got to agree with you. It absolutely affected me. The first concert I ever wore out a part of was Live at Sunset Strip.

Speaker: Yes, prior I literally as a 13 year old kid wore parts of that fucking to it and then my life and like it transgressed from there. Bro, the guy was off the chain. Yeah. The script to movies literally.

Speaker: It was bigger than Bill Cosby himself. And it was bigger than Eddie Murphy comedian. And I was. Bill Cosby himself. And I just realized everybody had.

Speaker: But like Bowie fans, I understand. Like I wasn't the biggest Bowie fan. I did like Bowie. I liked his music, but I totally get what you mean by that because Bowie fans, when he passed, it fucked a lot of people up. But Robin Williams for me, and I listen, it's going to be really corny and this might be a little bit cheesy. Tony, you might get it because you're a wrestling fan as well. Sure. All print warrior was my hero growing up. He was my hero.

Speaker: Yeah, the Ultimate Warrior. So when he passed, I mean, especially after he made a men's, gotten the WWE all fame, had a whole thing. And then the next day he passed that, that fucking wrecked me. But that was my point. My response was like different deaths affect us differently. We all had a different connection to different celebrities for whatever reason it was. I wasn't a wrestling fan. I was a comedian fan. You know what I mean?

Speaker: And frickin' Prince, to me, Prince potentially could be arguably the best musician of our lifetime, anyway. Well, like the celebrity death that hurt me the most, and it's forever ago. But John Candy? No, John Candy. I love that, dude. DCC.

Speaker: Sir, Jeff, you won't be honest. I'll be honest for you. He got confused because his initial DC. You can't go back to any John Candy film and find a bad moment of John Candy. Yeah, I've been on a nostalgia kick. I beg to differ. No, Candy was awesome. I've seen him naked.

Speaker: But, and on that note, welcome back to Nonsense with Nonsense, everybody. I haven't seen that movie. Thank God. You look so jealous just now. We are.

Speaker: We're hanging out, we're doing our thing. We got Tony D somewhere in the building.

Speaker: We got Jeff in the building. I think Kevin needs a cat board. I know, right? We got Jeff in the building. The newest member of this shit show, a pretty good friend of mine. I say it every time. I love this guy to death. One Mr. Stand Down Dayo, Stan Fort D, Jordan S. Thank you, bro. He'll be regular with us on Mondays and Wednesdays, right? Yes, Mondays and Wednesdays. What other day do you do it?

Speaker: Well, we do the show Monday, Wednesdays and Saturdays, and I know Saturdays, you're out and about, so. Yeah, Saturdays are tough. We have no light. So we hang out all Saturday nights together. I don't have a life. I can change myself and look important. Yeah, we can count staying in for Mondays and Wednesdays.

Speaker: which will be awesome because, I mean, as out of all of us, Stan has the most podcasting experience, the most knowledge. I feel like moving forward, Stan, I'm really going to be driving you crazy as far as promotion and picking your brain on what I can do better, what I can, you know, what we can do better. We're going to push this shit. We're going to push it because I'm bringing people, I just like, I'm not going to do it my first week here. No, yeah, yeah, no. Understood. Stan, I need to do the affair.

Speaker: I bring people. In the middle of the night for no reason whatsoever, just text Chris, you're like, be better. I'll text him back a picture. I'll text him back a picture of me. I'm the champ. Shut up, bitch.

Speaker: You know, Kevin, two o 'clock in the morning with a phone call. Be better. Okay. I gotta go. Bye. Mickey might answer and curse you out better. I'm moving to Blake's house. Okay. I got two things. Honestly.

Speaker: Alan, would you ask me to play that one time when we was on Haps? That's the first question. I think she actually played that video, and she told me she loved it. That's the first one was called the Haps. I think she actually played that. Second, Stan, you're big on comedian. Hey, Tony. What's the first comedian to you? Tony, real quick, before you do that.

Speaker: Check us out on social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok. Go to us live Mondays, Wednesdays, Saturdays on YouTube and Twitch, 6 p .m. ish. And check us out on Spotify, never really listen to the podcast, all the nonsensical nonsense, you know the drill. Follow, like, share. And if you follow, like, and share, and you prove it, Stan will show you, send you a butthole picture. So, yeah, that couldn't wait for me to answer that question.

Speaker: No, he throws the promo and he throws it at the end. It's very important. These three people need to know where to find us. Listen. I don't know where to find us. What are you guys going to say is my favorite comedians are Rio Parris, Cam Bertrand, who's transitioning. I love Cam, by the way. But he does look like he's transitioning. Are you done or not, really? And what's your name? Who is definitely transitioning. No, I guess not. Fuck me. But Tony.

Speaker: To answer your question, the president passed. I'm going to go. I really, I probably, I asked you wrong and I apologize. The reason why I asked you was there's a guy we used to know the other platform called information man.

Speaker: He did a broadcast on Best Black Comedians. We had that conversation. I also look at all comedians because I agree with Robert Williams being on comedians fucking ever. And I remember that from his comic relief days when it was him Billy Crystal and Whoopi Goldberg.

Speaker: I know Robert Williams will be there. As far as a different comedian. I'm going with General Period. Who will be your most favorite comedian ever? And it's hard for me. I always go with Eddie Murphy first. Richard Pryor. You know what? And when I did that broadcast with Information Man, I'm going to stop, please. Because you keep doing that. And I know what you say, but all right. The thing with when I did that broadcast, you know who I thought about who was better than Robert Williams?

Speaker: David Wayans. Don Rickles. Ooh. Don Rickles. OK. So now we're talking about different types of comedy, too, which it makes sense. Yeah. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good

Speaker: Oh, yeah, go ahead. Say what you were saying, man. Say what you were saying. So the question what makes it tough for me is different types of comedy. I appreciate different types of comedy. So the greatness, there's equals. It's like Jordan versus LeBron. There's different people that are equal to me. But I think Richard Pryor set the pace.

Speaker: Eddie Murphy made it okay to be a dick dirty asshole in our common world. Robin Williams was best improv comic there was. He off the cuff, that guy could change lines to movies, could change lines to TV shows off the cuff. The best improv comic there was. One of his last standups, I don't think it was scripted at all. He just came out there. If you're talking about today, and you don't, if you don't include Dave Chappelle in this

Speaker: The last day she fell over rated. Allow me, allow me to retort. But that was a good point.

Speaker: No, I love Dave Chappelle. He's like two hours away from me. It kind of improved. I like that point. Helen brought up stand -up. I always start with stand -up because that's what we're looking at with comedians. You got to do the stand -up more than the act. I'll give anybody that. So those are great points. I really do put Damon Williams up there. Damon Williams and Robin Williams were very kind. They were kind of similar. Both of them were hell on stand -ups. And they carried it onto the screen and on television.

Speaker: Agreed. I have a question for you. Since we're talking about standups, what is your take on George Carlo? Phenomenal. He's a very unique comic. He's one of the only comics.

Speaker: He would literally do a special every year. The craziest part about George Collin was he wasn't even trying to be a comedian. Yeah, he was being political. He was sharing facts in a funny way. Yeah, exactly. Sharing the truth in a funny way, which isn't that what comedy is, anybody?

Speaker: Come on. The truth is way funnier. It can be. But, like, if you like this, pull. We spout the truth. Just point. And people don't like it. She said it. I mean, it's funny, but people don't like the truth, and that's the problem. Oh, I hate it. Yes. I'm not Kevin Hawley funny, but I feel like the three of us are pretty funny. Four of us. As soon as she starts laughing, my feelings are hurt.

Speaker: You said if you ruled out Dave Chappelle, you're out of your mind. I would disagree with you to one extent. I put Mike Epps and Eddie Griffin above Dave Chappelle. I wouldn't put Mike Epps in there. Better or worse, I'm saying to rule him out of the conversation of great comics

Speaker: the greatest. I got you. I got you. It is a **** monster. It is a **** monster for real. Eddie Griffin's hilarious, bro. But you can't you can't even put another

Speaker: You can't really put one comic against another because everybody's style is so different. Like, um, to Leggy's point, she was talking about, we're talking about American comedians. Billy Connolly? That motherfucker's hilarious. Now, she brought up Trevor Noah to me. You have heard of him. He plays the dad in Pundak Saints.

Speaker: There's nothing funny about Trevor Noah. I'm going to go out and I'm going to say there's nothing funny about Trevor Noah. I agree. I agree. I'm with you. Trevor Noah, it was fucking hilarious on the Daily Show, but I didn't realize his credentials before that. I didn't know about it.

Speaker: I really did. I can't get behind it. I can't get, I can't get behind the guy who, who I know. But I can't get behind the guy who comes over here and gets successful, makes a fuck ton of money and shits on a country that he's in making a fuck ton of money.

Speaker: But everybody shits on this country, even the people. Compared to what you're making here, you were a broke ass over there. You were famous and had money, but what you're making now, it doesn't compare. So that makes a good point, though. Standup comedian, because there is a difference. There are great acting comedians. There are great movies slash TV show comedians.

Speaker: He wasn't a Camille X -Files, but he played it. I know who he is. Okay. He's actually, his stand -up is actually really good. Phenomenal actor as well. But Stan, have you seen Brad Williams? No. He is three foot six, something like that.

Speaker: I know who he is. I know who the hell he is. I know who the hell he is. I know who the hell he is. I know who the hell he is. I know who the hell he is. I know who the hell he is.

Speaker: Dude is hilarious. He's got a special on Netflix. And I know Chris is going to want me to ask because he's away from the moment. Burt Kreischer. Oh, God. I've seen him. Thoughts? It's the same act on repeat. He's hilarious. I'm a fan of Burt Kreischer, so don't be mistaken. I'm a fan. But.

Speaker: It's the same show every fucking time you see him. And I've seen you with your shirt off, talking shit. Like, I've seen it. I'm good. We're good. But this morning, he's got a great presentation. He's got a great delivery. But I've heard you rant, bro. It's kind of like anyone that does that shit, the same stigma over and over and over and over and over. What's that one point? What's that one point? What's that one point? What's that one point?

Speaker: Is Fire Marshal Bill still? Well, no, I mean, like Jim Carrey's stand up was not great. Woman, you never told me this. What's up? You never told me this. Yes, he does amazing, Jim.

Speaker: No, but like, early on Jim Carrey stand up, it's not great. He's a better actor than he is a comedian.

Speaker: Brad Williams is actually funny. And the one thing I can, the nice thing about Kreischer, that if you watch his specials, each one is slightly different, but it's the same concept. Like you said, Razzle Dazzle, the one that just came out, I laughed my ass off.

Speaker: I'm not, I'm not discarding him. Like I, I like him. Don't get me wrong, but at the same time, it is what it is. Right. I agree with you. I agree with you, but I find him hilarious. Go to Jeselnik. Jeselnik is one of the best fucking comedians out there, bro. Now, now what is your, what are your thoughts on Theo Von? On who? Theo Von.

Speaker: He's funny when in conversation, but his standup is so it's almost two different things. So I had so many comedians when I was doing this show.

Speaker: You have no idea how many comedians went, dude, you should do stand -up. I'm like, this is not the same, bro. I can't get up on a stage and tell jokes. I can walk around a party and work a room like there's no tomorrow. I can't get up in front of a room and just tell jokes. I got to hear, I got to feed off whatever you say. Right in the jokes and telling them is for somebody else. You're good at this. I'm not. You do it. I'll be like, you go.

Speaker: But we can show you. I'm like, I'm not interested in learning. Like, I'd rather enjoy you doing it than try to put all that effort into it. I'd rather, I'm kind of in the same school of thought, I'd rather work a room than be on stage in front of me. Well, yeah, exactly. And that's what I was told when I was doing, when I was on Periscope. You know, they're like, oh, you know, like Stan said, oh, you should stay there. You should know.

Speaker: because I'm over here in the comments, I'm just responding. And there are some comics who do that. They go up on stage and they just start working the crowd and that's their whole gimmick. Which is cool. And I could 100 % do that. But as weird as it sounds, and I went through this when I went down to Tampa to see these guys and the first couple of shows I was on, I was nervous.

Speaker: I was nervous to be behind the mic. And they're like, bro, you get on camera and you hang out. And you know, it was so it was such a different world. So thankfully, you know, thankfully, the first show I did was Hoppy Hour, which is garbage and Hoppy's a garbage human being. And fuck you, Ryan Hoppy. You piece of shit. If I ever have a natural conversation behind a microphone.

Speaker: Yeah. In a weird room is not, that doesn't just happen. Especially when you're phrased with people online, and then all of a sudden, they're all there in person. Yeah, that's a, like, there's times even on this show that I forget we're live. We're just sitting here. You can tell. Shit. But it's like, if we were in the same room,

Speaker: It would be a different dynamic. Yeah, I'd be home. Yeah, stand up. Stand up. Stand up is, I got to, again, I got to agree with Legge. And I think that's what Stan and I were getting at. Stand up is an entirely different skill. It's a different talent, bro. It's a whole different talent. It's all about timing. It's all about having the proper punchline. You know, I can get up on stage. Unless you want to be like Jared Topp or something.

Speaker: I like the props. Yes. I mean, I mean, I mean, I can do a stand up. I can do a stand up. I mean, I'm going to pull a Carlos here. What's going on everybody? Uh, so you guys have seen the new movie, uh, cocaine bear, right? Yeah. I got a new concept for you. Bear grills cocaine.

Speaker: Cocaine Bear Grills. Yes. I'm just gonna do cocaine and drink my own piss. Crickets, crickets, crickets. Cocaine and drink my own piss.

Speaker: I love the way you do that, like you're trying to tell me I don't understand what you're saying. I'm sorry, but that is the worst thing any comic can do, is like, repeat the punchline. I'm sorry, I love you. You do it louder. Like, you didn't hear that. I heard you. I said, trick my own piss and snort cocaine.

Speaker: That's like so much language and you just say it louder thinking they'll understand you now. Yeah and and and lady you know as a guy who used to work security and and bouncing in clubs and venues and stuff like that I've I've had the um

Speaker: I don't know, luxury, pleasure, whatever you want to call it, of working with comedians and being around comedians. And I absolutely admire what they do, because it is a particular skill set. Even when they're telling real life stories, you know, like, you know, Jeff and I, and Stan, I don't know how you feel about about Burt Kreischer. I mean, he's from your area.

Speaker: Um, but Jeff and I, we love Bert Kreischer, but he tells real life stories. He tells real life stories, but the way he delivers them, you know, I can, I can tell stories about Bert is when he laughs at his own jokes because his laugh is infectious. You know, and we've had, we've, we've had comedians come, come to the area.

Speaker: And then I've gone from club to club with them and just here in Ohio, but then kind of traveled around with them. Same with bands and kind of traveled around with them. Yeah, but I would never, I think that I'm funny. I think that I'm funnier with you guys. I think I'm funnier with you guys. I think you guys are funnier with me.

Speaker: Agree. No, no, as a group, I think, and with the addition of Stan tonight and moving forward, I think the four of us are funny together individually. Yeah, we're probably funny, but to be put on a stage and be put on a different where it's a different world.

Speaker: We couldn't do that. You bring up an interesting point, and this is something I saw the other day. I listened to a certain podcast. Exactly. I do know who Connelly is, and I hope I said his name right. Yeah, it's Connelly. Dude, it's hilarious.

Speaker: You were talking about being funny together. I was actually listening to a podcast that I listen to every Wednesday, and it's a movie podcast, go figure.

Speaker: They did a live show where they got a venue and they just did their show in front of a crowd. Yeah. We could 100 % do that. Right. I think we could do that. But getting up on stage by ourself with quote unquote written material like cocaine, grills, bear. Yeah. It's not gonna, it's not gonna fly. We're gonna be, we're gonna think it's funny, but we're gonna hear a lot of crickets. Even though

Speaker: Tony does the exact same thing. Same thing I do and he makes fun of me for it.

Speaker: When he's live by himself, he laughs at himself. He laughs at his own jokes. I'm laughing at a couple. Not as much as you fucked that. Bitch, I can't. You know what? No, fuck that. No, fuck that. No, fuck that. Every time you're live and you laugh at yourself, every time you laugh at yourself, I'm going to be in the comments dropping a check.

Speaker: Go ahead. Check. Go ahead. Check. Because we both do. I don't. We both do it. Let me tell you something. I've done it in as many broadcasts as you've done it in one.

Speaker: You were out laughing. You're a damn lie. You're a damn lie. You've done it like four times tonight, Tony. Tony, you've done it four times tonight, Tony. No, no, no, no. You will say something and then give it to us all. I'm not bored with ladies. That's you laughing at your own joke right there, Tony. That's you laughing at your own joke. When I laugh, I fall out laughing. Fuck that.

Speaker: I was like, I was like, I laugh at my own jokes, but that's because I'm hilarious. I'm fucking. I agree with her 100%. No, I agree. Hell, listen, listen, like you will laugh at her shit and then she will dance and make a crazy face. That's the only point that drives me nuts. I'm like, what are you doing? I will be like, what are you doing?

Speaker: Leave us alone, judge and tell you. Can I admit something to y 'all when I mess your place? I just messaged her for the cheekbone look. Because when them cheekbones go up, that's it. I'm real judge and tell you. Say that. She got these cheekbones. They're priceless. And I pick on her. I've always picked on her from when she smirks. She doesn't even realize, the first time she ever smirked, I was like, hey.

Speaker: Yeah, because you never saw her smurf and she watched this fucking show. Well, you're doing it now. You just did. Where is this fake laugh? Hold on, Jeff. Hold on, Jeff. Watch this. I want you to do it. Dude, they're good at baking it. What? Oh, shit. How'd you get home? You're a girlfriend? Oh, that was my girlfriend? Thanks to you, dummy. She gets hyped. Hi.

Speaker: Oh, we got a dance break. That's my daughter, Stan. Once again, that's my other daughter. Oh, are you moving now? We will shoot you. We're going to take a check, my brother. No, earlier, I was saying that we're on here behind the scenes. Have you seen this? You got a job? What's up, Cass? What's going on, man? What are you doing? I can hear your cattle up the road. Hey, dude. Where's my seamless one? Where's my seamless one?

Speaker: is it her? No, but when I tell the jokes that I try to get Tony to laugh on, I laugh at those jokes because I can imagine Tony's face going. Wow, baby. Stan, that's my girlfriend. Yeah, and if your daughter. She's 20 years older than me. I'm only 22 and she's 42.

Speaker: So earlier backstage, your daughter wants to know why you've been texting me all night and you couldn't answer her one time and you put me in a position to make yes decisions. The missing violence is great. I told her, I said, your dad's probably and she said, you kept going around it and you didn't answer like,

Speaker: I don't care I don't care I don't care

Speaker: uh no um no we remember one time we were doing a show with your girl what man because we started the show late tonight it's a vibe because oh team is who they've heard my whole music for the night oh no i do that already because you know if i play too how much was uber did you did you mourn master rain yes

Speaker: It's not a bottle of the head this time. You're absolutely right.

Speaker: I told you guys, I told her I was going to do that. Did you really? No. Dude, you're such a person. No, I didn't have time. I'm watching that. I'm going to watch. The show was on track, and then he did that. And we made it through. Well, actually, it's like. He played time and games are in the background. No, I got an electronic thing to play with. Oh, I got an electronic thing you can play with. Yeah, he did. Yes. OK, double penis and double toy at the same time. Yeah.

Speaker: We were backstage earlier before the show started. And I was like, fuck, the bedroom's a mess. Nicky's moving stuff in. And I told Stannis, my girlfriend's moving in, and she's still moving things in, so our bedroom's a mess. Buggy comes back. And he was like, oh, is that your girlfriend? I'm like, no, that's my middle daughter. I don't know. I can't see from here. I got glasses.

Speaker: that's Bruce slap nuts. So then Austin which is Tony's D for which is Tony D's forever podcast dance partner. She goes back when they get home and says like oh there's your that's my daughter. That's my daughter. I've never met them in person. They look different on camera first motherfucker. I can you know what Stan it's your first night here. It's your first night. You get a pass.

Speaker: But don't worry. Before you ask, the little boy who will show up, that's my son. Is that your group right here? Jesus Christ. That's my son. It's hard to tell them all apart. Stan, you're not officially a part of the show until Nikki tells you. I'm trying to make sure I'm not, ever. I think you're screwed.

Speaker: Wait, hold on. Nicky, Nicky, can you do me a favor? Jeffrey, what? This is my daughter. Tell Stan to shut the fuck up. That's my girlfriend. What, Jeff? Tell Stan to shut the fuck up. My daughter. Nick and part of the team. No, no, I can't do that yet.

Speaker: It's only inspiration. Yeah. He's got to earn it. He's got to earn it. I agree. Yes, you got to earn it. I want you to be adopted and be by someone else. Where's Jeff? Fuck you, Jeff. There you go. Yeah, fuck you, Jeff. No, don't leave. Every time I see her, I ask her for a sale. Yeah. And then I'll say when I throw it in my purse.

Speaker: Oh, apparently, apparently. Oh, so I told you guys Saturday, you know, Austin, Austin, my oldest daughter, she just turned 18.

Speaker: We went to PA last weekend. We didn't really, we really didn't want to take the dog with us. So we asked Austin if she wanted to stay here and keep an eye on the dog, dog watch, whatever. She said, yeah. And of course, you know, I was like, you know, I said, oh, Kevin and Auntie Jay, which are her Godparents, all three of my kids have the same Godparents. They're less than five minutes up the road. My sister's 15 minutes away. Her mom's 20 minutes away, whatever.

Speaker: If you need anything, you message them, whatever they'll, you know, and I was, and I was mess and I left my gun here and I told her, I said, you know, where my gun is, it's loaded. It's chambered. You don't have to do anything except point and pull the trigger.

Speaker: All my kids have been trained. All my kids have been taught and trained proper gun safety, how to use a gun. They understand that a gun is not a toy. Even my son, they understand it's not a toy. It is a weapon. And it's not meant to be played with.

Speaker: So I left my gun here for blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada. So we like, and I messaged her multiple times every day just to make sure everything was going all right. See how she was doing. And she was like, everything's cool. I think it was Sunday. Everything's cool, but I'm kind of scared. And I'm like, of what? The ghost. And I'm like, what in the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker: the dog keeps staring off at nothing for no reason. Oh my god. Okay. Let me give you the example that I gave Nick. There we go. There we go. You guys. Bend down so they can see your goofy ass face. Okay. Have you guys ever seen? Look at the picture behind Stan. Okay. Thank you. You guys know how when Scooby gets scared, he goes straight. He's like a

Speaker: So the dog would just stare off like you saw something, correct? Yes. I feel like we should look at her like this.

Speaker: See, now, let me help you out next time. Let me help you out next time. Your dog or your animal is always your first line of defense. They're also your first alert, your first security system. They will hear you scare her even more. Oh, my God. All the light put on in the house, and every door went up, they run. Did it talk to you? Come back, new girl. I have to get ready to leave. Well, that doesn't sound weird at all. The dog barks at you. What's it look? It starts looking at you.

Speaker: it's not it hasn't found anything yet it just it just feels something but it can't pinpoint you once it pinpoints it that's what you would have got all right i told her we didn't have ghost

Speaker: I told her we didn't have goosebumps because your dad taught too much shit. I mean, I mean, they're all honesty. It's not like there's nothing.

Speaker: You got my gun. There's a machete hanging on the wall. There's a goddamn Rambo knife on my desk. Run chucks on my bedroom door. If you want to be like Jeff Fucking Carrot, there's a goddamn guitar right here. Tony, let me ask you. Can you shoot a ghost? Can you shoot a ghost? Can you shoot a ghost? Tony, in your opinion, can you shoot a ghost? Unless I got one of them traps from Ghostbusters? No.

Speaker: I'm going to print you one. The one thing I learned from Supernatural is iron kills ghost. I've never heard of this before in my life. Iron, man. Yeah, I like iron. Like your fireworks.

Speaker: The only thing that I've ever said is a ghost is a specific frequency, but I haven't pinpointed it yet. All I have to say, there you go. Don't cross the stream. Don't cross the stream, boys. All I got to say is everything is fine unless you hear everything is fine unless you hear this.

Speaker: And if you haven't seen Supernatural, you don't understand. Everything is kosher until you hear carry on my wayward son and then you know you're crying no more. I've never heard this. I've never seen it until that six day in pallet comes screeching up in front of you. You've never heard that song, Tony D? I've never watched Supernatural. I've never watched it.

Speaker: Yeah, but you never heard that song. It's Kansas. Why are you playing? Stop it. I got demons. I'm not asking your weight. How old are you? Who me? I'm 50. Numbers don't go upside down. Cody was born in 1823. In other words, Glick is the one who didn't make it down the toilet.

Speaker: Glick is the one that told me she tried flushing me three times and gave up. This guy, do you realize this was the fastest swimmer? Come on, literally, I tried flushing you. If you decide to tour the flush, you deserve the belt, motherfucker. He said it. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, hell yeah. She put me out with one of those fishnets.

Speaker: The reason why he's so hairy is because he fights the current. The reason I'm so hairy Stan is because we learned one thing on this podcast. I was an orphan. Both of my parents are dead. I grew up in an orphanage and I'm actually a Sasquatch. Your daughter wishes she grew up in an orphanage.

Speaker: Jesus Christ! I'm all over, I'm all over. We're not having fun here? I'll start over. How dare you, Sven? Emotional, damn it! Hello, your friends! I love you. I didn't mean most of that.

Speaker: Stan, I have to give you this. It actually comes from Chris's daughter.

Speaker: Actually, LOL. Do you care to share your feelings on the LOL? Jesus Christ, that motherfucker said your daughter, she was an orphan as fuck. I mean, she could be living with her mom. LOL means lonely old losers is what it means. Lonely old losers, that's what LOL means. What you meant to say was that's funny shit.

Speaker: Stan hates LOL. There's so many people. You is so bad. That's what you said. No, she didn't, bitch. It's not what she said. This part of the show, this part of the show we call.

Speaker: Go home back. We used to call it. I'm sorry. That fucked me up. That was fucking comedy. That was some low down disrespect for that shit. There's all types of retorts and fucking. Now listen, like you said, from a comedic standpoint, it was funny. And the way he did that shit, that shit hurt my feelings. Fuck this man. Yeah, she did.

Speaker: I got your back. Tony, I got your back.

Speaker: I'm still mad at that bicycle he rides. I'm real mad about that. I just want to know back there. Every time that video comes up, we all dance. And it's on camera. And Tony has a problem with a bicycle. We are soft bikes. That video is so perfectly placed on our screens that you can see all of us dancing.

Speaker: We're taking this shit to the stage. I agree. That's my whole thing. You got to, you know what? I can't be a comedian. I can actually be funny, but I got to be in the right mode, the right vibe. Not if we do. And you just want to do what's on your mind. They don't expect Tony. One of my, one of my favorite podcasts that I listened to is called last podcast. I try.

Speaker: One of my favorite podcasts that I listened to his last podcast on the left. It's a it's a true crime paranormal conspiracy type show, but they they they travel the entire world and they do and they'll do their show live on stage and

Speaker: I mean, thousands of people will pay to come and see these guys do their show on stage. They do their show kind of like impractical jokers when they do their cruise. They show clips behind them. And then in between the clips, they're just hanging out. I mean, we could absolutely do this show on a stage. Oh, yeah. You know, we do the show. We have to hang out. We do what we normally do. We get that we get the audience to call.

Speaker: Yeah, we get the audience involved. We're just hanging out. The only difference is, and we can still do it live on YouTube and everything like that. But we're on a stage in front of a crowd. Yeah, 100%. I mean, could you imagine? We're talking about something crazy. If I go on a road with you two, I'm taking my own bus. I refuse to sleep anywhere near you two. First and foremost, I'm going to give you a Shabbat because it's my show and I do everything.

Speaker: Tony, if we share a bus, I'll snuggle you every night unless we're in Scott. I'm getting my own conversion van.

Speaker: That's an old man. That's a great man. I would get my old man. I would get my old man. I would get my old man with autopilot and ride by myself. He stopped for gas. I wouldn't spring in. I'm giving you candy. The free candy. Tony's driving the free candy van. I will get an old A -team van and rip them from that motherfucker on the inside.

Speaker: And I'm telling you, as soon as you stop the gas, I'm going to spray paint free candy on the side. I don't know that motherfucker like that. I don't recommend driving through Mexico. You know what? And Stan, you can back me up or you can tell me I'm a fucking moron. I would be willing to bet.

Speaker: If we said we were coming to Tampa and we were going to do this show live on stage in Tampa, even right now, there'd be a stage available. There would be a stage available and we would sell it out.

Speaker: That's okay. Have you seen St. Pete Beach? That is funny. You're right. I know. Yes, Helen. I'm just saying. He's not wrong though. St. Pete has numbers. If I was to say right now, and all four of us was willing to do it, granted it's like a 30 second. Well, actually I learned one thing when I went to Tampa. Everything is like an hour and a half away from everything.

Speaker: But but if I said the four of us we're gonna do a show in Tampa a We could get a venue. I have no doubt Stan could hook us up with a venue B. I have no doubt that we would absolutely sell it out and see lady We would fucking kill the room

Speaker: Oh, 100%. But, you know, when we really sell out. I am managing my expectations. That's why I said Tampa. That's why I said Florida. Duh. I didn't say. Jeff will bring the nerd crowd. Really? Tony will bring the black crowd. He'll bring the hipsters. The black crowd is going to spite me for doing this, you motherfucker. Dude, he's going to get shot.

Speaker: I have no doubt in my mind that we said we was going to do a live show in Tampa, Florida, and we found a venue and told everybody where it was and we put tickets on sale that we would sell it out and easily sell it out and the crowd would have fun. And we record like we do right now.

Speaker: We were bored like we do right now and we're live in front of an audience. We would absolutely kill it. You know we're being a good place to start. It's not like we're gonna go to Scotland or anything. There's nothing else going on in Scotland. We'd be the biggest thing to come to Scotland since Bono.

Speaker: You started it like he did that **** and I'm not 100 % sure if Scott is the biggest thing to his Scotland

Speaker: I gotta say to Ron Butler is pretty much one of the biggest things to come out of Scotland recently. I'm sorry, like you started it, but talking you need to build you need to build following first, but good luck, right? I have a first of all, I have a following.

Speaker: I bet you we could do real big. And Dubai, we'd sell the fuck out. We are somehow huge in the Middle East. We are huge in the Middle East. We're big in the DR. Dude, my shirt was number one in Russia.

Speaker: I have yet to understand where they said in the chat room. You would trope. I understand this show is still growing. I understand 100%. Emotional damage. Like if y 'all can just send icons, that'd be great.

Speaker: Mighty bass, mighty bass, mighty bass. I'm not ready to do a comedian. I ain't going to lie. I could get on stage and do it before, but I'm not ready to be a comedian. I'm not saying doing a stand -up comedy show. I'm saying doing this fucking show on a stage. That's what I said. One of my favorite ideas. Like a last supper setting where we're all sitting at a table and facing the crowd. Does the D .R. hit women?

Speaker: The crowd, that's adorable. The DR doesn't hate women, do they? Who? Yeah, I didn't think so. I thought women were highly praised and placed on principles in South America. Oh, 100%. Brazil, Rio de Janeiro, Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico. You know, I mean, women are held at high standards. Yeah, the Middle East. The Middle East, that's a different story.

Speaker: don't forget your brother. We'll take you to the Middle East with you with us and you'll get stoned. I'm just saying. I got stoned before we start. They're not stoned in a good way. That's **** it up. If I smoked, I would have gotten stoned before we started this **** I promise you. No, I'm just kidding.

Speaker: And Edinburgh Fringe Festival is the world's largest arts festival where all the comedians come to be discovered. I mean, what comedians? English comedians? Or is it worldwide comedians? Because in the States, you're not shit if you can't make it big in New York. And in the last

Speaker: five or 10 years. Stan, I think you can back me up with this, but Tampa has started to put New York on notice as far as putting comedians on the map and making comedians famous. A hundred percent. California is always going to be a main state for comedians. Good comedians end up in New York or California.

Speaker: But a lot of the comedians that are coming up, they want to go to Tampa, like the Tampa area. He's in the Apollo now. He's opened at the Apollo. Yeah. The Apollo is? Oh, yeah, the real? Just look up to the world? Yeah. From what I've heard from comedians, I don't know about international comedians. They have numbers, bro. They have numbers. And they have the people that need to see you to make you bigger. We don't have that. The American comedians, I heard the toughest struggles were the Apollo and S5 Buffalo.

Speaker: Right. What about Temple? Well, yeah, man. Hell of the first one I told him about. Well, Edinburgh, my understanding, it's like a European genius. What's the guy? Oh, my God. I can't remember his name. Real dry guy. Oh, my God.

Speaker: Reach your mic. We can't hear ourselves talking, you son of a bitch. I got it. Seriously, y 'all, Tampa has a plethora of talent. Tampa has a lot of... Tampa started coming up over the past 10 years. Over the past 10 years, Tampa has been coming up, I agree. I just never heard of them being that much of an influence, honestly. What are you timing out? Time out and unmute my mic.

Speaker: I already did stop making this about the English in America lady because you goofy sons of bitches y 'all been owned by the English for like the last 400 years and the English lost us and we throw your weak -ass bullshit tea in a fucking harbor

Speaker: Freddie Mercury's gay British ass once said, we are the champions. We are the champions of the world.

Speaker: Don't cheat yourself up over past mistakes. You are going to fuck up again in the future. Quite possibly in the most spectacular fashion. Why worry about yesterday's fuck ups? When you have tomorrow's fuck ups to look forward to. You are a fuck up. And fucking up is part of your growth process. Embrace the process.

Speaker: like he heard the weird guy that was all jokes jokes it's supposed to be funny i'm just saying you think it's funny doesn't make it jokes i learned that from kevin hauling actually i give this award chris you walk into that

Speaker: The first time last year she told me Edinburgh, I didn't realize everything was happening out there like that. Edinburgh is huge, dude. It's really huge for a lot of things. She was showing me some of the stuff. I was like, fuck, I ain't even had that much going on up there.

Speaker: And if she's got the experience of being around them and staying, I would ask you to say that, could you confirm what she's saying? I mean, outside, I mean, first and foremost, like they were fucking jokes. That's all it was. Second of all, when you say stuff like that, that just proves that you don't know anything outside of your country. That's been owned by the English for like 400 years. I'm just saying.

Speaker: No, but like - It's 2023, and the English still dictate what you can and can't do. I'm just saying, we've solved that problem like 300 years ago. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm still - 200 years ago. Stan, you might know this. What's the - Again, I'm playing. It's not always serious. You don't like the way you play, Glenn. I know. And it's just, it's not always serious. You just brought them with you.

Speaker: You watched this long enough to get a rise out of it. He's a British guy. He was in Oceans 11. He played the guy that created the hologram thing. I can't remember his name. Eddie... Eddie Falco. No, it's Eddie Griffith.

Speaker: that's the black comedian no no that's that's griffin any griffin uh no no uh it's it's it starts with a jig i'm pretty sure he he's he's a certified cross -dresser and lizard and he is that dude's fucking hilarious is he though and he is

Speaker: Eddie Izzard, he's funny. He's obnoxious. He's like Chris Hilton. Oh no, that's that. Hold on. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Let me, let me rephrase that. Eddie, Eddie Izzard as Eddie Izzard, super popular, super successful. Yeah, he's funny. He's funny. Yes. But really fucking obnoxious.

Speaker: And I was comparing the obnoxious level to Perez Hilton. Not just the success level. The UK is obnoxious and blunt, seriously. What's the other guy? Just obnoxious. Little dry guy.

Speaker: I mean, there's a there's a comedian. Tony's like, I mean, let me get my phone. You're right. Y 'all go ahead. When I need it, when I need it from the UK, they are blood upfront and don't care.

Speaker: I mean, I mean you can compare like the English or the British or whatever. If you're going to compare like the UK and British to something in the States.

Speaker: you can compare them to autistic people in the States because you know autistic people don't understand like social cues and they say and do things and it's not a shot at them. I'm not like trying to be disrespectful or anything like that but it's like they are very blunt and they are very straight to the point.

Speaker: And that's, in the States, it's kinda like how autistic it is. And I say that as an uncle of an autistic kid who's fucking awesome. But I also say that as an uncle of an autistic kid who, when we're joking around, sometimes he gets mad at me. Google how to pronounce UK.

Speaker: that's how you pronounce you get Jimmy Carr the source away first and foremost Jeff is dyslexic so he's not gonna be able to read those words that you just said a lot of words no but

Speaker: I have a quick question for you, Stan. Your thoughts on Ricky Gervais? Stan's loving Tony and all his facial expressions. This is all we need to do. Stan has a lot on Ricky Gervais. I like Ricky Gervais. I like Ricky Gervais. He's hilarious. I think he's funny. I mean, if we're going comedians, dude, I think one of the comedians I've seen live that has the best deliveries I've ever seen is

Speaker: No, you don't have to dumb it down for the Americans, you have to dumb it down for the Mexicans.

Speaker: like he's uh he's kind of very dry but very funny okay

Speaker: Yeah, but he is. He'll hit you. You know what's coming when a lot of people think you know what's coming, even though they deliver it a way that makes you laugh? Yes. I knew that. I'm sorry. I knew I was going to get yelled at. By who? Twat! I said twat. I was going to get yelled at by Lincoln because it's tat.

Speaker: I still go with Billy the Butcher. It's a cunt. Cunt. Cunt. Cunt. You say that almost like it's a term of endearment. Not towards you, it's not. Fucking love the Butcher. That's my guy right there, man. I can't wait for season four. My wife told me the other day, she finished watching the boys and she said, I feel so bad for mother's milk.

Speaker: I can't wait for the new season. I can't either. It's going to be awesome. We got to get Tony on that. I know. Tony will never watch the boys. I'm going to watch the boys. I'm watching them start your discovery right now. I'm on season three. I'm trying to finish that. I'm going to watch the boys. The boys is so much better than anything. Star Trek is excellent. What was that, Tony?

Speaker: Fuck you, Jeff. Don't you do it? You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. And no one likes you. Boy, no one likes you. You started talking, sorry. I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, scroll, motherfucker, scroll.

Speaker: He said, don't you do it, you son of a bitch. I can do that. No, I can't. He said, don't you fucking do it, Jeff. Which instantly made me have to. I like that ring. I like that ring. That makes a lot of sense.

Speaker: You got it upside down because it's cold. Yeah, I know. I like that. No, it's perfect. It's not upside down. No, but what I'm saying, if you put it on your middle finger and put it upside down, then you can double flick somebody. It's amazing what you can do with it. We don't even know all that shit. He's like, this is awesome.

Speaker: That's our version. That's our version of that's what she said is Yeah, instead of instead of saying instead of saying that's what she said we say You know what she said you heard her say it

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know what your current relationship status is. Jeff, you're so sexy when you're not. You gorgeous son of a bitch. Yeah. You leave my stand alone, Jeff. That's my stand. Those white headphones really prove a point.

Speaker: Yeah, it proves the point. You're extra white. That means your pecker's extra small. Yeah, well, I had to get the white ones because, you know, I have black ones. I have to get the white ones. Just like I had to get the white ones because it's the closest thing I could get to wearing them.

Speaker: No, I actually got these because they're NASA brand. I can tell. Yeah, is that what the Mexican told you? They're NASA brand homes. And me amigo, I put NASA on there with my red magic marker.

Speaker: We're gonna bite him. We got the LGBTQ lights too. These are free range. Are those really NASA headphones? Yes, sir. No, they're not. No, they're NASA brand. Dude, he's showing his white in Mexico. Some of them bitch wrote it with a red Sharpie and Jeff bought them. You upside down, what is it? VSB. Sure. You got clowned.

Speaker: You got played, homie. I did. You got played. I never know where I'm being played. From the top electronics store in town? You got played. The top electronics store in town, Amazon. You can get a NASA logo on his shit. Yeah. Because Fernando took a red Sharpie and wrote NASA. I already bought my Amazon, motherfucker. You know what? I'm going to have a NASA microphone Saturday. Those are the best team you had to offer. Baby.

Speaker: I need, I need a silver Sharpie before Saturday. I got these for $6 .99 on TeamU. Because my microphone is black.

Speaker: Chris you're saying you can't be racist because your microphone is black okay I told Nikki I told Nikki I need a silver sharpie before Saturday it's just that why silver I said because my microphone is black I'm gonna write NASA on it and I'm gonna be like guys I just got a new microphone it's from NASA

Speaker: look it says NASA on it I'm also I'm also I'm also gonna write on the other side I'm also gonna write on the other side 3135 and I'll be like it's from the future

Speaker: Well, you know what? You're a fucking liar, Joe Biden. Why the fuck you lying? Why you always lying? Oh my god. Stop the fucking lying. I got a gold knife. I have gold and green metallic. Oh, you know what? Jets colors for Tony D.

Speaker: There you go. Just paint it to look like the Jets. Just bring it. Just bring it. Where's my sandwich woman?

Speaker: Fuck your sandwich, Jeff. I almost have a fire, but it doesn't matter. I knew there'd be something in here somewhere. It's been for a while, y 'all. Glick, you got eight minutes before Mayans. You better hurry this shit up. Shut up. I'm left -handed. All the damn time for your ass. You ain't going to respect my television schedule. Your television schedule.

Speaker: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. That looks like the worst writing I've ever seen. I'm left handed. I can't turn my mic around but this is the most GED vocabulary spelling I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker: Wow. I write better than that. I went to, I went to it. I went to an urban school, Tony D. Listen, we come up with our own shit in public urban schools. That's some bullshit right there. I got a NASA 3135 from the future microphone. Buck your headphones, Jeff. And in the future,

Speaker: they realized that, you know, I'm always going to be supporting my man. So they sent me the black with the green for the Jets, because I got to rep my boys, New York Jets. What did you say? What the fuck you say? I thought I heard it too. Get it, Tony. When they fall away, God damn it.

Speaker: Oh, you act like he's never been dropped on this show. Shut up, Jeff. I'll add you to the list. Golf didn't work. Golf's black. He's allowed. Nikki got lucky this season. Add him to the list. **** it. Alright. **** him. **** him right in the

Speaker: You know, I love I love angry black Tony He's my favorite he's like Let me tell you something spoiler fucking alert mother Oh spoiler alert

Speaker: Spoiler alert, Tony. Hit him with a spoiler alert, Tony. I love it. I love Tony's spoilers alerts. Can you see me now? They're my favorite. They're my favorite. I love Tony's spoiler. What'd you pay your comedian, Tony? I already answered you an hour and a half ago. All right. Suppose I don't remember. He said, I didn't remember that shit.

Speaker: What is that? You mama. Why is Mayans coming on so late, Tony D? It always goes on 10 o 'clock. Now, I got another beer to drink, Tony D. Sorry. I love you, poopkins. Fuck yeah. Why you got to disrespect me like that?

Speaker: I'm actually, I'm actually in the process of finding an AI imaging software. Everyone I've found so far, you got to pay for them. I'm trying to find a free one because I'm cheap. That boy has been. What's the matter, bro? Apparently my son has reached that age. He's out lasting you? Of being in the shower for an hour. Nice.

Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker: I'm discovering self -love, Dad. Dad, you told me I could never love anybody until I love myself. Well, I got a crush on me. Don't get the soap in your pecker hole. As Jess says, I've been in love with myself since I was 12.

Speaker: Aren't you glad you have two bathrooms all of a sudden? That was one of the first things I noticed when we bought this house, I was like, wait, there's two bathrooms? I'm in. Sold. Yeah, but you turn one of the bathrooms into your office. Don't be jealous. Well, we're not.

Speaker: I also make more money than everyone else. Jeff, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I tell Tony D. I need you to look up the definition of jealousy. Tony's not jealous. In my amazing walks. Tony's like, how the fuck did I agree to this again? He has that every day. What is this? No disrespect. What's your name?

Speaker: You're the cunt now. You've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is you're going to become an even bigger cunt. Pretty much. Pretty much. Pretty much. My ex -wife's cunt got bigger. Oh, wait. Never mind. Not the same thing. I feel like I can see myself. Some! It's not like I am a stan. Where'd you bring up the meetings?

Speaker: Some women don't know how to stay off their back and close their legs so that that region is explored by many men. Wait, are you saying summer's watching? Wow. Summer. Summer breeze. I mean, Charlotte. I mean, Charlotte, the elephant. Or my ex -wife. Or your ex -wife.

Speaker: clear my throat there. Do you remember summer? Remember what? You can see us now. I'm beautiful. Tony. You are beautiful, Stan. Do you know summer? Yes, I'm better. Do you know summer? No, I'm better with you.

Speaker: on on the show. Okay, fair enough. Oh, yeah, they know Summer. Yeah. Did she still check here? Yeah. Did she still pop in here? No, god, no. No, she she used to secretly watch like other people do and then she texted me one night during the middle of the show and and busted herself out for watching. No. Secretively and I went all off and I put all her business out there. Holy ****

Speaker: Oh, I do. Tony and Jeff Bush was like, let him go. We literally just stand. We just sat here doing this because because she trashed me and shit on me on social media. And I didn't do anything. I did not do anything. And we weren't even talking about her. And she texted me in the middle of the show. And I said, I told the guys this bitch and I went off on a tangent. Yeah.

Speaker: And I've fucking buried her. For bringing your favorite show back. Tony, if you could segue into anything right now, what would it be? If I could do what? What's what? Mayans. Okay, good enough. If I could do what? No, what show that could make another conversation, what would it be?

Speaker: Probably the ending song, so we get it out of here, so I missed this show. I'm not ready to leave. Jeff, the show that's probably coming back is Justified. Motherfuckers love this show. Nice. Oh, I knew that show was coming back. That's why I started rewatching it. I love Justified. Where is it? Justified with Timothy Oliphant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why I started rewatching it. I knew it was coming back. I did start watching that show you were telling me about.

Speaker: No, the other one, the one that Chuck Norris used to star in. Oh, Walker, the remake of Walker. Yeah. I got a new one for you. First episode will fucking wreck you. Mayor of Kingstown with Jeremy Renner. Where's it on? Okay. Okay. Mayor of Kingstown. First episode is like, holy shit.

Speaker: Alright, I'll put it on the list. I have, I have so many shows I gotta find. What you gotta say, stand down, Dale. Stan is like, I have something I have to say. Why are you eating my chair, you fucking weirdo?

Speaker: No, but I have to get going as well. I need to jump in the shower and go to bed. I got a big day tomorrow. I'm surrounded by 15 minutes, 15 minutes. No. Well, apparently I'm being told I have to end the show.

Speaker: Everybody has to go to bed. I gotta get up and go to work tomorrow morning, too. I apologize for ruining your show. We'll do better next time. Have you not met my co -host? No, you went away. I was going to say, is this your first time here? But obviously, it is. All right. Well, we're going to wrap the show up. Great. I'm letting you close. Stan, don't go anywhere.

Speaker: Don't go nowhere yet. Joni, I miss you since you've been gone. Jeff, I love you. I'm awesome. I'm lying. And you guys are lying. Thank you for letting me fuck this shit up. Now, what the fuck did you have to say again? Okay, so don't go anywhere. I gotta wrap this up officially, apparently.

Speaker: We do appreciate y 'all hanging out. We appreciate y 'all listening. The nipples are on our show, ladies and gentlemen. There they are. There's nipples. We appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. We're going to go ahead and wrap the show up. Like I said, tonight was, you know, we kind of did our thing. We were all over the place. You guys got to meet Stan down there, the newest member of the show.

Speaker: He'll be joining us Mondays and Wednesdays moving forward. But tonight was kind of different. I feel like we were all a little bit affected differently by the news of Miss Tina Turner passing away. So all the songs kind of attribute kind of a dedication to her. And I feel like this is the best song to end the show with tonight.

Speaker: a little ditty and this is a cover because god knows if I played Tina singing this song as much as I wanted to but it is Janelle Garcia with her singing. What's love got to do with it? Yeah. Good meeting you, Jeff. Good meeting you, Tony. Don't go nowhere. We got a little. Yeah, don't go nowhere yet. Don't go nowhere yet. We're not done yet. We just got the longest **** out show ever.

Speaker: With that being said, we'll see y 'all Saturday night. Same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel. And enjoy.

Speaker: But it's only the

Speaker: Got to do, got to do with it Who needs a heart when a heart can't be broken? They seem to you that I'm acting confused When you're close to me If I turn to look days, I've read it someplace

Speaker: What's love got to do, got to do with it What's love but a secondhand emotion What's love got to do, got to do with it Who needs a heart when a heart can't be broken

Speaker: I've been taking on a new direction But I have to say I've been thinking about my own protection It scares me to feel this way

Speaker: What's love got to do, and got to do with it? Who needs a heart when a heart can't be broken? Got to do, and got to do with it Hey, what's love but a sweet old fashioned notion? What's love got to do, got to do with it? Who needs a heart when a heart can't be? What's love

Speaker: Yes, ma 'am. Go ahead and get a girl. R .I .P. To the one and only. Miss Tina Turner. She, uh, she was a raisin.

Speaker: Amazing woman, amazing singer, been through hell and back. And I feel like hopefully Tony Dean, I'm gonna ask you, I feel like with the three songs I picked tonight, I kind of encapsulated Tina Turner as a whole.

Speaker: I think so. It was the first two songs that came to my head outside of Proud Mary. Everybody loves Proud Mary. Everybody loves Proud Mary. Everybody loves Nutbush, Nutbush County, or not, well, God, words are hard. Nutbush City. But the biggest thing in the two songs we played were Our Generation, honestly. Yeah, and everybody loves the best, simply the best. But I think those three songs kind of really, private dancer,

Speaker: We don't need another hero. And what's love got to do with it? Just her, her personality or persona and her soul kind of captured who she was. So, but the RP miss Tina Turner, when we missed your music will continue to go on.

Speaker: And, uh, you touched a lot of people, but with that being said, I did say it early. I appreciate y 'all listening. I appreciate y 'all hanging out. Go ahead and check us out on social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and tick tock. We do go live every Monday, Wednesdays, and Saturdays on YouTube and Twitch 60 image.

Speaker: You can hang out in the chatter's box, shoot the shit with us. We do love having you guys in the, in the chatter's box, hanging out with us, adding to the conversation, adding your two cents, adding how you feel, what you think. And if you can't listen to us live, you can listen to us on Spotify, everywhere we listen to podcasts, all that nonsensical nonsense, podcasts. Go ahead and you know the drill. Follow like it, share it.

Speaker: baby. I turn your goddamn notifications on you sons of bitches. And the words of Biggie Smalls. That way you know what we do when we do how we do baby baby. I feel like my flow is way better than Biggie. But Biggie had that baby baby. Amy who? Jeffrey. The show is over.

Speaker: and all I gotta ask you is what do you want to say to the people before we leaves? Deuces. Jeff is and Jeff's half the man. Tony is. Tony's the man. Hold on, Stan. I'm going to come to you or come on you. Tony D. Sons of bitches know one time for me.

Speaker: Mother hedge mother major mother. Fuck you. Peace. Stand down. I know it's your first night here and I'm going to put you on the spot. I need an outro that you're going to run with from here on out every episode. We end it with the same outro. What do you want to tell the peoples? What do you want them to know? What do you what do you want them to grow on? You better.

Speaker: This is the first time Stan's been ever speechless and just so you fuckers know anybody in the Tampa area who knows Stan this motherfucker left him speechless and put him on the spot and nobody's been able to do that and that your silly sons of bitches is wild. I got it. I got it. I got it. My mom shit me. My dad quit me. My boyfriend split me. Peace out.

Speaker: You know, you got to close every show with that, right? Oh, shit. Every single episode, you have to close with that. Every single episode. After the final music. My mom shit me and my dad. It's like I've said it before. Nice. And Stan, you're going to learn this one. I know it's your first night. We're popping your cherry. Good. Do you remember how I ended my show?

Speaker: It's time to beat the wife and kick the dog. You can't beat the wife. Love you. I'll see you in the morning. Bye. Good night. Good night to all you guys. Staying down there. We do. We close out the show with a song. We do our outro. If you want to change it, you have time to change it. But, and I know you're going to, this is your first night, so you don't know this, but I got to ask the gentleman to help me with this one.

Speaker: And the words of the one and only big dog. It was a former co -host of the show and that was his closer. Nah, thank you guys. Until next time, with that being said, be good.

Speaker: Be good at it. Goodbye, motherfuckers. Hit the button. What's in the button? What's in the box? Now we get the awkwards.