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“Amateur Nation: Cowardly Silent When Wrong”
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Societal Decline and Entitlement
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There's been an odd shift in human behavior over the last 15 plus years.
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A sense of entitlement.
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A constant need for attention.
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Ironically coupled with the need to be left alone.
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A desire to be treated the same as everyone else.
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Stupidly combined with the mindset of, I'm special, so treat me accordingly.
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Introducing the book, Amateur Nation.
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The Define of Common Sense Manners and Social Skills.
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The second edition.
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Inside, you'll read the amateur mission statement.
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The 30 Truths About Amateurs.
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The Four Stages of Being an Amateur.
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Amateur Habitats and History.
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Social Media Plus Me, Me, Me Equals Amateur.
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Technology and Amateur Behavior.
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With dozens of real funny photos, weird signs, and laugh-out-loud real-life accounts and actual conversations vividly showing how us pros are surrounded by Amateur Nation every day.
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Download the expanded second edition of the e-book, Amateur Nation, The Decline of Common Sense, Manners, and Social Skills.
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The second expanded edition of Amateur Nation.
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Be a pro.
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Type Amateur Nation.
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Welcome to the show.
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Welcome to the show.
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Okay, let's all shut up, please.
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Warning.
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The podcast you are about to hear is often based on true events and people.
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It chronicles the dialogue and actions of random, anonymous, obnoxious, self-entitled, unintelligent, self-centered idiots.
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Attention whores, ignoramacists, dolts, clods, nimrods, douches, weirdos, drama queens, overly sensitive crybabies, and people who think they are better, more important, and special than the rest of us.
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In one word, amateurs.
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Amateurs.
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It's Amateur Nation with Lou Santini.
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We call attention to and call out the amateurs.
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The people who are doing life wrong.
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The speed bumps of life.
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The people that are in your way every day.
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The unintelligent, obnoxious, attention-whoring, self-entitled, drama queen victim types who chip away at the moments of your life due to no self-awareness, common sense, manners, or social skills and are disturbing the flow of the pros.
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Hi, Mom.
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Oh, hi, Lou.
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Amateur Nation.
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It's not just a podcast.
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It's a movement.
Current Events and Political Critiques
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And this is episode 251, Amateur Nation.
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Cowardly silent when wrong.
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On today's episode, this week in hoaxes, one of the members of my Mount Rushmore of evil gets eviler.
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So he's more evil now?
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And this week in adults playing pretend news.
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Then it's just a few bites more in a la carte and three things that are done right on three pro things.
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And as always, Pro Nation first, lots of shouts out today.
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and Giannino's Pizza in Green all on Instagram.
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Your post of the week, this one from Patriot Blonde on Instagram.
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Apparently screaming death to Jews, death to America is just fine and dandy at Hamas terrorist supporting demonstrations on American college campuses, but saying MAGA, make America great again, is considered hate speech.
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Get it yet?
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And here's a bonus post of the week going along those lines by former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich.
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He said, Why isn't the FBI treating the attacks on Jews and the calls for genocide as hate crimes?
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Why isn't every demonstrator who is not an American citizen being deported?
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Why is the Biden administration turning a blind eye to the greatest outbreak of anti-Semitism in American history?
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I actually can answer that because Biden is in on it.
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He's being bribed and blackmailed to ignore it.
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He's funding it and is a full-fledged corrupt commie traitor who needs to be hanged for treason.
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That's why.
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Before we dive into today's topics, a follow-up to the numbscullery of New York Democrat Representative Jamal, what does this lever do?
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Bowman, who committed a crime when he pulled a fire alarm in a House office building just before a government spending vote last month.
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To refresh your memory, this 47-year-old man said, "...I thought it opened a door."
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You've been there.
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You see a lever at shoulder height.
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It's red.
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It says fire alarm in capital letters, often with the extra words PULL DOWN also in caps.
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And don't forget that arrow pointing down.
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You know, like most door handles have.
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If he was a Republican, he'd be in Guantanamo Bay, but he dodged the six months max in jail and instead got a $1,000 fine, which to a corrupt congressperson is an hour's salary.
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He's also on three months probation, so I'm sure to avoid confusion of future door handles, he'll find a way for the American taxpayer to pay for a door-opening engineer at $250,000 to handle all ingresses and egresses.
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My hope is that no one will make more of this than it was.
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I am working hard every day, including today, to do my job, to do it well, and deliver for my constituents, he said.
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Peace and love.
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Go fuck yourself, you fucking child.
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Well, the latest information shows this amateur removing warning signs before pulling the fire alarm.
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You know, like you always do before you open a door.
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Because he's an idiot, that's why.
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And as you will hear in today's episode, all this new information, facts, proof, and at the very least, things worth looking into, and Amateur Nation will cowardly stay silent because they know they're wrong.
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Here's what's happening in Amateur Nation.
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Now dig this.
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Step one.
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Topic number one.
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It's time for This Week in Hoaxes.
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Let's start with the untested gene experiment, a.k.a.
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the vaccine.
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Despite my still seeing the stupid use of useless masks at airports during my recent vacation to Florida, I literally use masks now as amateur detectors, making a point of pointing them out in public and saying, there's one.
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And despite daily evidence of the dangers of getting the COVID untested gene experiment, amateurs are still pushing for it.
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But the numbers are decreasing.
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According to Unusual Whales on Instagram, last year only 17% of Americans got a full COVID booster, and so far this year it's under 3%.
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Wellness7Warrior on Instagram reported that Pfizer admits that their employees were given a special batch of the vaccine, different from the rest of the population.
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Steve Kirsch, founder of the COVID-19 Early Treatment Fund and works at the Vaccine Safety Research Foundation, recently reported that, quote, you can now sue the mRNA vaccine manufacturers and the FDA is required to take the COVID vaccines off the market.
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Why?
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Adulteration.
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The plasmid bioactive contaminant sequences were not pointed out to the regulatory authorities.
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It's considered adulteration.
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He said, I just got off the phone with Professor Byram Bridle and Dr. Robert Malone on this.
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He went on to say, the FDA is now at a crossroads.
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Either they admit that they knew about the plasma contamination and failed to disclose that to the public and to the outside committees, or they can claim that they didn't know about it, in which case Pfizer is liable.
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But we have the Pfizer documents that were given to the FDA so we know what the FDA got.
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And I seriously doubt there's any disclosure of SV40 contamination.
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That means we have an adulterated vaccine and the FDA has to remove it from the market until the adulteration is fixed.
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If the FDA doesn't do that, they should face criminal prosecution for endangering the public and not following the law.
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How about this from Epoch Health?
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This headline, researchers find Pfizer excluded clinical trial deaths from FDA COVID vaccine emergency use authorization request.
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It says an accurate reporting by Pfizer would have shown equal numbers of clinical trial deaths in the vaccine and placebo groups and thus no benefit of vaccination.
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I know people that took or were forced and or coerced and pressured to take the jab had to sign waivers stating they can't sue.
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That was assuming that everything presented was above board.
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It's not.
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All this new information, facts, proof, and at the very least, things worth looking into, an amateur nation will cowardly stay silent because they know they're wrong.
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And now on to the electric vehicle hoax.
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Every week, there's new information, facts, and proof that EVs are a complete, not fully thought out, completely imperfect, unplanned, illogical science project.
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In no particular order, this information.
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CNN reported that Ford is laying off about 700 workers who built the F-150 Lightning EV version of its best-selling pickup truck.
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Sounds like a winner.
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Volvo says emissions from making EVs can be 70% higher than gas models, and it claims it can take up to nine years of driving before they become greener.
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What does that mean?
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It means that it's never been about the environment.
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It's been about controlling your movement with electricity.
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And don't forget about the tracking.
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In fact, the Daily Wire noted that a comprehensive new study of EVs found that the total cost of running them when government subsidies are factored in is significantly higher than commonly believed.
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The average model year of a 2021 EV would cost $48,698 more to own over a 10-year period, and the true cost of fueling an EV would cost $48,698 more.
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would equate to an EV owner paying $17.33 per gallon of gas.
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And finally, while this next tidbit isn't entirely about EVs and their uselessness and high expense, it reminds us of how EVs suck and backs up my just-because-you-can-doesn't-mean-you-should stance on technology over the last 15 years or so.
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Maybe you didn't hear about the driverless robo-taxi cruise being tested for realsies in that smell you smell is bubonic plague San Francisco, California, where a female pedestrian was pulled under a robo-car.
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Here's the specifics.
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A driver crossing a street in San Francisco struck a female pedestrian and then fled the scene.
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The pedestrian slid over the hood of that car and into the path of the cruise robo-taxi.
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The force of the collision hurled the victim into the path of a cruise driverless taxi, which braked hard, but ran the woman over.
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Then, because, don't forget, robots, computers are better than people, the car sat still for a bit, then moved forward at about 7 miles per hour and dragged that same pedestrian 20 feet.
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Fuck!
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Even in the future, nothing works!
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So now driverless cars are full on suspended in San Francisco.
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That poor woman, I just picture her, she gets hit by a car.
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Bad enough.
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The driver takes off.
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Worse.
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She falls into another car and is pinned under it.
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Worser.
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Just when she's thinking, okay, I'm alive, I'll just lay still until paramedics arrive, then the robo-car starts to move along and drag her.
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It's science run amok.
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Sue.
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Sue them all out of existence.
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As alert pro Bob Boggan posted on Facebook, electric cars, a plan that doesn't work to fix a problem that doesn't exist.
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All this new information, facts, proof, and at the very least, things worth looking into, an amateur nation will cowardly stay silent because they know they're wrong.
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And now for step two.
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Topic number two.
Environmental and Health Concerns
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Dr. Keebler L. Fauci, President Coloring Book, Klaus evil villain template Schwab, and of course, Bill... I can do anything I want.
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Gates, my Mount Rushmore of evil.
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You like trees?
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Who doesn't?
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Who doesn't like trees?
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They're beautiful.
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They make oxygen, remove carbon dioxide, provide homes for wildlife, give shade.
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Some of them even make syrup.
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Bare fruit.
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Now, except for the raking and leaf blowing I do yearly, who doesn't love trees?
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Yay, plants.
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Bill Gates, that's who.
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Mind of Resistance on Instagram recently reported that Bill Gates doesn't plant trees and that trees are bad.
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Fun fact, over 100 people are killed by falling trees every year in the United States.
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Well, I've heard enough.
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Here's Bill, steak for me, bugs for you, Gates, on a New York Times interview.
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And as someone who has spoken for a living since he was 19, I'm always noting the little details, the tells, if you will, when someone either knows they are wrong or in this case knows that they are saying something that is complete and or utter bullshit.
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In this case, you'll hear Bill trailing off like he made a strong point or a good joke.
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He's literally saying nothing.
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But we are all supposed to take anything he says as truth because he's rich.
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Not smart.
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Rich.
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A smart marketer.
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A smart patenter.
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But he still can't put together a sharp outfit or coherent argument that doesn't involve paying and bribing his way into every aspect of human life.
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Now I'll play the clip and listen because it's short.
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He's sitting across from his interviewer in a casual chair around a small coffee table.
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As Bill makes his point, he does what all nervously wrong people do.
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Taps his toes and reaches for a glass of water right after he talks.
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Here comes some science.
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Now the first sentence is chopped a bit.
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Bill.
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Is it unusual for my boyfriend to touch my anus?
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Gates starts with, I don't plant trees.
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Here it is.
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Plant trees.
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There's a lot of people who are very enamored with trees.
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We've got trees on this stage.
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Some people would even say that if you just planted enough trees, it could take care of the climate issue altogether.
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And that's complete nonsense.
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Okay.
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I mean, are we the science people or are we the idiots?
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Which one do we want to be?
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We are not the science people, aka scientists.
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That's the word you're looking for, Billy.
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We are humans who want to be left the fuck alone.
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Stop messing with our food, our electricity, our gas, our cows, our cars, and our medicine.
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You don't have all the answers.
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Science doesn't always have all the answers.
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And the answers science does have doesn't mean it's practical and or usable for human use in everyday life.
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And yes, you are the idiot.
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No one likes you.
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Not even your current gold digger girlfriend, Paula Heard.
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As long as we're talking about this power hungry tyrant, I remind you of his artificial meat push and his appeal chemical that he's spraying on your fruits and vegetables.
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He claims it's an edible coating that helps your produce last longer.
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However, you probably won't.
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Anyway, this from Mindset of Potential on Instagram discussing the artificial meat nonsense countered with plenty of my favorite common sense.
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Study that says we shouldn't eat animal-based diets and have meat funded by people who sell fake meat.
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Should I believe that?
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Rachel, when are we going to stop falling for this?
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Yeah.
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Let's just back up here.
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This fake meat is genetically modified pea protein smothered in glyphosate and other neurotoxins that are banned in every other country in the world.
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And also for good measure, mixed with inflammatory canola oil.
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Humans, on the other hand, have been eating meat since the dawn of humans.
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Exactly.
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And actually, amazingly, Rachel, there were more as many cows and elk and bison in the United States 200 years ago than there was today.
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That number's been flat, but yet we're being told that the reason for our environmental and health disasters that we're facing right now
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is because of meat.
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And yeah, this is the playbook.
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You have the NIH, as we've talked about, saying that Cheerios are healthier than organic quinoa.
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You shamefully had the NIH jointly with food companies saying that a diet 91% in ultra-processed food was actually healthy and nutritious.
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And you recently had a group of conflicted Harvard doctors bashing a leading scientific journal for questioning ultra-processed food.
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Rachel, this is all an effort that I saw firsthand by the food industry to convince us that ultra processed food, which is much more profitable than natural food, is healthy.
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And it's a bizarre world because
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This just in.
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Tyson Foods has invested in insect protein.
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Their new partnership is with the company Protix, a Netherlands-based insect ingredient manufacturer that's putting insects into your meat.
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Now, Tyson has a new insect ingredient facility in the United States.
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They'll use animal waste to feed black soldier flies, which will then be processed into food for pets, poultry, and fish.
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It's wrong on humans and it's wrong on animals.
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Time to watch Snowpiercer again.
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If you buy any processed foods, I strongly urge you to bust out the reading glasses and check out all the ingredients.
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Hashtag Boycott Tyson Foods.
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a la carte and 3 Pro things soon, but first, this week in Adults Playing Pretend News, on topic number three, coming up.
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Hi, pros.
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Lou Santini here, host of Amateur Nation.
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My Dry Bar Comedy Special, Amateur Nation, is now available.
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And just like this show, if you're allergic to a lack of common sense in today's world, and you like your comedy delivered with uncompromising talent like it is bite, then check out my half-hour comedy special, Amateur Nation.
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Go to drybarcomedy.com slash lou s. This is my way of saying thank you to the pros who listen to this show every week.
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DrybarComedy.com slash Lou S. Amateur Nation is not just a podcast, it's a movement.
Humor in Society and Education
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The Honor and Remember flag is a nationally recognized symbol that sends a message of appreciation for the sacrifice made by our fallen heroes and their families.
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The flag flies at many NASCAR races around the country, and you can help honor our nation's fallen military members and remember the eternal sacrifice of their service by flying the flag, too.
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Text FLAG to 71777 or visit honorandremember.org to learn more.
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Together, we remember them all.
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Now we have a show host here.
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He's a great host.
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He's a real MC.
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All right.
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Now step three.
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Topic number three.
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It's time for This Week in Adults Playing Pretend News.
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It's been a while, but it's also time for Teachers Gone Wild.
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Two trans non-binary substitute teachers were busted for prostitution in Tennessee.
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The women, Ezra Fry and David Acevedo, sounds like women's names, work in the Hamilton County School District and said they have to do prostitution or they will starve.
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No.
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What are you doing?
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Just doing some prostitution.
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Just to prove they're not mentally ill on their Instagram accounts, one is listed as a rabid queer gender anarchist college dropout, and the other is trans disabled queer Puerto Rican ex-ed teacher.
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All things I look for in a hooker.
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Guess when you see my dick?
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I'm sorry, but we're talking about teachers, and this is a total sidebar, but remember this unhinged teacher speaking at a teacher's meeting from many episodes back?
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It contains one of my all-time favorite drops I use on this show.
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Please, just indulge me.
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It's totally worth it.
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And I am sickened.
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Transphobia is a serious illness and unfortunately there isn't a vaccine for it yet.
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I first witnessed transphobia when a kid wearing a racist Make America Great Again hat made fun of me and said that me being myself was a Halloween costume.
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The mom is supporting me.
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Even though Donald Trump is not in office, the disease of Trumpism has spread across our stolen land.
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Every night I cry myself to sleep knowing that I live on stolen Native American land.
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As a high school teacher, I witness transphobia every single day.
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He weighs in tickets.
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We need to teach our students and raise awareness in our schools.
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Oh my God, that was delicious.
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Okay, back to the trans hookers.
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How many things wrong can you spot
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with this?
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The ACLU has announced a lawsuit to protect black and transgender prostitutes' right to give people HIV.
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So if you're a white trans prostitute and you knowingly give someone HIV, you're in trouble.
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But those black trans prostitutes who knowingly give people HIV, it's not their fault.
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Damn colonialism.
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I mean climate change.
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I mean this is exactly why St.
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George Floyd gave his life to drugs and violence.
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Nothing says black people and trans people are worth less to society than this show of equity.
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Moving on.
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Here's what he calls himself a 40-year-old transgender lesbian.
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I am different.
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I am proud of it.
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Get used to it.
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40-year-old transgender lesbian.
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I dare you to try and stop me from going into a women's bathroom.
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This is a call to action.
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You need to arm up.
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Plain and simple.
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The time to act is now.
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I do not fear Christians, I do not fear conservatives, I do not fear evangelicals.
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Oh, challenge accepted.
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Sounds like the sentiments of a soft, feminine woman, right?
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How about this dude?
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Do you fear a papa bear or mama bear who was the parent of the female in the woman's bathroom with you?
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You should.
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And by the way, you're a fat 40-year-old pathetic pervert pretending to be a lesbian woman so you think you'll somehow land a lipstick lesbian you've fantasized about in your parents' basement.
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They're miserable because their mother's taking up their fucking ass.
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That's why.
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Funny how women pretending to be men aren't trying to get into men's public bathrooms.
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Any reports of Elliot Page sidling up to dudes at the urinals?
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Don't get your panties in a twist.
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I realize to an amateur nation, this is hate speech.
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Amateurs always take the leap to hate whenever it's a joke, parody, pun, opinion, or fact that doesn't align with their feelings.
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From atSuccessRisks on Instagram, here's a man interviewing a trans activist about just that, trans hate.
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This woman will finally spell it out for us pros.
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So much trans hate in the fucking world.
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Sorry, so much trans hate in the world right now and I'm so done with it and pride just means that we are unabashedly happy just to be alive.
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Yeah.
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Anna, where do you personally feel that that hate is coming from?
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Most places, but especially the government.
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Anna, in your own life, where would you say that you feel the hate the most?
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I feel like I kind of internalize a lot of the hate, so it feels like it mostly comes from myself at this point.
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Are you guys being willfully dense?
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So the hate comes from the government?
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Are you kidding me?
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The government has done nothing but bent backwards giving trans people the benefits of the doubt.
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Special privileges.
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Special holidays.
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Allowing them into any bathroom anywhere.
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Letting pretend men compete against biological women in sports.
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Allowing black trans hookers to knowingly give people HIV without punishment.
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Trans people are the most coddled group of mentally ill people of all time.
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You never open your mouth till you know what the shot is.
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Can we please...
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Stop placating and entertaining these nobodies.
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No, we don't need to have a conversation.
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They're wrong.
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They know they're wrong.
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They're just wasting everyone's time.
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They won't live long.
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Let them feelings their way throughout life.
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They won't get far, then they'll die and we can move on.
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Until you can prove to me that this mental illness isn't their fault instead of being programmed, indoctrinated, and pumped full of bad food, liquor, and drugs, they get no sympathy nor special treatment from me.
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I admire your honesty.
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Hell, I like you.
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You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
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And once again, all this new information, facts, proof, and at the very least, things worth looking into, an amateur nation will cowardly stay silent because they know they're wrong.
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It's time for a la carte.
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Here we go.
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Good news Israel, California Emperor Gavin Newsom is on his way to offer support.
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Plans are in place to indoctrinate their children, disarm the civilians and increase homelessness.
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I don't want any of that California bullshit.
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Speaking of this disgrace of a governor when he's not tackling Chinese children in the basketball court, Emperor Newsom signed a bill allowing people from Mexico to get free in-state tuition in California.
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In other news, American veterans in California can continue to suck it.
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quitters went to California.
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Tough ones are still here.
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As an American taxpayer, you might be asking, where do my taxes go?
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Well, if you're living in New York City, it's for important things like a crack pipe vending machine.
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That sounds a little crazy.
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Not as crazy as the price, $676,000.
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We're done with this jackass festival.
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Actress Goldie Hawn claims she had an encounter with extraterrestrials when she was 20, saying, They touched my face.
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That explains her lips now.
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I know I always wait 57 years when I have a fantastic experience to tell.
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I want somebody to pay a little attention to me.
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Not to be out-needed.
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Non-biodegradable human fossil Cher says she will leave the U.S. if Trump gets re-elected.
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Oh, and I thought it was called Who Caresness.
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And no, she won't.
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Just like all the other Hollywood elite who said they'd do that the first time Trump won.
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Every commie has a price.
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The UFC has brokered a nine-figure deal with Bud one step above urine light.
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Look, you take that commie crap out to the street.
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Someone explain to me why we have a United Nations Human Rights Council.
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No sanctions against China for their concentration camps.
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Nothing about human rights violations in Saudi Arabia.
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Nothing about Hamas ruling Palestine.
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But they do go after Israel in a passive-aggressive blame game while ignoring the crimes against humanity that Hamas is perpetrating.
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Time to disband the United Nations.
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If they're not going to do anything to protect human rights, then they don't have jobs anymore.
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The United Nations, putting the UN in unconscionable.
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Dear Lumi, could you please tell the women in your commercials to step back at least five feet from the camera?
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And we got it.
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Butt cracks and boobs sweat.
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That's right.
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Their breasts.
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Big deal.
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Having recently traveled by air to and from Florida for vacation, I would happily pay an extra $50 to fly on an airline that bans kids under age 10.
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Adults only airlines.
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Who's with me?
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Playboy wannabe magazine Maxim named biological male and former Australian rules football player Danielle Lately to its hottest 100 women list in Australia for 2023.
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Also on the list, so-so looking real woman Margot Robbie, who just missed the cut.
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Long deceased Bea Arthur, Andre the Giant and Edward James Olmos.
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In other news, apparently Australia has officially run out of hot women.
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By the way, three years ago, this same Australian pretend woman was arrested for stalking.
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A woman!
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That's right.
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He stalked one of his own.
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Hey, amateur nation, name one country that has no police and thrives peacefully.
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Good.
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Now... Shut the fuck up!
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Let's find three things that are done right.
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Three pro things.
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Here's number one.
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As you heard in last week's landmark 250th episode, I was a performer and panelist at Freedom Fest in Memphis, Tennessee, a convention of like-minded Americans who are fed up with our current administration and speaks out and for our constitutional freedoms.
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Here's Spike Cohen giving you five steps to keep your local government accountable.
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One, show up.
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Start going to some of your local government meetings.
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It's going to be kind of boring at first, and then you're going to realize that they are doing some terrible things in your backyard, but now you're aware of it.
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Number two, while you're there, you're going to meet other people who aren't just observing.
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They're showing up to beg that local government to leave them alone and stop trying to destroy their life, their business, their family, whatever it is the government's putting them through, and you've just found a cause.
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Once you find that cause, number three, organize people in your local community around that cause and show up and give their peace of mind to that local government about what they're doing.
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Number four, cyberbullying the government is great, but in real life, bullying them is way better.
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Now, if you haven't spoken before, that's fine.
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Just keep it short and concise.
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Write it down.
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Read it out.
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That's fine.
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Number five, keep doing it until you win.
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And I'm going to tell you, you will win.
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If you keep consistently showing up and consistently getting attention about it,
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You're going to win.
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Number two.
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Republican Governor of Arkansas Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the first woman to serve as governor of that state, if that gets you amateurs wet and or hard, depending on what sex you identify as today, recently said and did this much-needed action against China that all the other affected states should be doing immediately.
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Listen up.
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I'm announcing that Syngenta, a Chinese state-owned agrochemical company, must give up its land holdings in Arkansas.
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Syngenta owns 160 acres in northeast Arkansas, which it uses primarily for seed research.
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The company that owns Syngenta, Kim China, is also on the Department of Defense's list of Chinese military companies posing a clear threat to our state.
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Seeds are technology.
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Chinese state-owned corporations filter that technology back to their homeland, stealing American research and telling our enemies
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how to target American farms.
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That is a clear threat to our national security and to our great farmers.
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And number three.
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I've talked a lot about various hoaxes thrown at the American people on this episode and many others.
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Here's former director of national intelligence, John Ratcliffe, answering the question, is climate change America's top security threat?
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Now look, you already know the answer, but here John's response.
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We can have all the paper straws we want in this country offset to a factor of a million by the environmental actions that China takes to contaminate and pollute the world.
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And so they love the fact that we slow down, we add regulations, and we do things in the name of climate change that are only going to have an incremental impact over hundreds of years.
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And, you know, to that point, I mean, you know, as the director of national intelligence, I had to prioritize intelligence.
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And we did a worldwide threat assessment.
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You know, it was a 35 page summary of all of our intelligence concerns and our national security threats.
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China was on the top of the first page.
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And, you know, climate change was near the end of the last page.
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I mean, so what's disingenuous about this administration is they took that list and they flipped it to put climate change as our greatest national security threat.
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Our intelligence says absolutely very much different.
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All this new information, facts, proof, and at the very least, things worth looking into.
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An amateur nation will cowardly stay silent because they know they're wrong.
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Copy and paste the link from whatever platform you listen on and send it to a fellow pro or an amateur that is doing life wrong.
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And you know they're out there.
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You can find it at drybarcomedy.com slash L-O-U-S.
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Amateur Nation is not just a podcast.
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It's a movement.
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Remember, amateurs, we see you.
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You're not at home.
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Don't do life wrong.
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Go pro.
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Don't be an amateur.
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For Amateur Nation, I'm Lou Santino, and this has been a big, major production.
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They're miserable because their mother's taking up their fucking ass, that's why.