Nonsensical Nonsense 117 Mickey Mouse you a bad mouse

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Speaker: What is going on everybody? Happy Wednesday. Welcome to a, wow, my camera is dark. Yeah, let's see if we can get that fixed. Welcome to Non -Surgical Nonsense, everybody. Hopefully you guys are having a good week so far. I'm Glick. As always, we see the other two gentlemen down there on the screen. We got Jeff and Tony.

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Speaker: If you want to roast the names that sound, that start with the T and Jeff on here. The T and the J. T and Jeff. But anyways. Sorry, Chris's alphabet is really bad. My alphabet. I don't alphabet very well. I don't alphabet. I don't word. Well, English, I don't do much of anything very well. Words are hard. I podcast at a slightly below mediocre level, so.

Speaker: smoke what's going on brother but everybody the show hopefully you guys will enjoy tonight's show Jeffrey how you doing tonight buddy I am doing better than Monday nice Tony you look like you're awake you've been awake doesn't look like you just woke up how you feel I just woke up I just woke up yes I just woke up

Speaker: I seen your Facebook post earlier. Are you doing all right? Are you feeling any better? It was rough today. I'm not going to lie. It was the first couple of hours it was rough. I just got to keep it going. I pushed through it though. Good to go. It was these post -synthes and no joke. There you go. Hey, I get it. I played that game. It sucks. I was going to say, the only one that hasn't gotten it is you, Chris.

Speaker: Yeah, no, I haven't had it and it's crazy because I'm also the only one that has not really changed my lifestyle or anything. Yeah. You know, I worked throughout the whole thing and I drove truck and well, I didn't drive truck before the truckers get their panties up in a bunch. Calm down truckers. You're not that special.

Speaker: Yeah. They're not a real truck driver. Well, I'm a better driver than 95 % of it. I delivered auto parts, but still, you know, I was traveling all over, all over the state. So, you know, um, you know, I still go to the grocery store and I said, but every, you know, I've been quote unquote essential. So since, since jump street, so it's not, uh,

Speaker: You were an accident that has never been able to be corrected. You were a mistake. I fucking knew it. You were a mistake that was never able to be corrected, damn it. You. But what are you going to do, man? What are you going to do, Jeff? But no, yeah, fortunately, I have enough. You don't lie to me, brother. I know. I'm not getting enough.

Speaker: I'm not getting anything. That's better. Now you just somewhat see your face. I was going to say, if you could almost turn around and have that window in front of you, you'd probably have better light. I wonder if I can. Yeah, that's better. There we go. That's better. All right, perfect. Yeah. Well, as we said backstage before we started the show, I'm obviously not at home tonight, so. Obviously.

Speaker: I'm I'm I'm I'm really sick. I you know, I'm so sick that I'm going to have to take the next two days to go to work. I'm calling in tonight and telling them that I have an eye problem. I can't see myself coming to work the next two days. Well, I mean, they uh uh

Speaker: They told me, you know, I got some sick time and stuff like that. And they're like, you know, if you want to use it, use it. Yeah. So, and my boss gave me the okay. So I, my message journey yesterday, I was like, Hey, uh, I got nothing to do. I know you got to work. I know you got to work tomorrow or Thursday, but, uh, I'm calling it sick. So be okay if I come down. She's like, Oh yeah.

Speaker: And you misconstrued the conversation. Hey, you know what? Don't laugh at that. I got it. Oh, goodness gracious. I'm still working on trying to upload stuff and whatnot like that. I've got a few things that I want to do.

Speaker: As far as this goes, I haven't really had a whole lot of time to, um, well, not only that, um, since with the upgrade. Right. Oh, oh, oh yeah. Cause we upgraded it last, I upgraded it last night and, uh, then, uh, new and more features.

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. And now it's my computer is not one to cooperate with me. So bear with me guys. No, no, everything's working fine. It's just, I'm trying to do something, uh, off screen. So, and it's just, it's just running a little bit slow. So, yeah, well, yeah, it probably doesn't help that I have 14 people. No, it's, it's, it's on my end.

Speaker: No, I don't mean off on my end. But I can't switch back and forth while I go. So you said you had some news, Mr. Blake. Yeah. I'm actually just going to stop messing around with that. Use the screen share. Yeah.

Speaker: No. Well, that's the problem. The screen, the screen won't, the screen won't, uh, I don't have anything on my screen other than, uh, popcorn and, uh, Teespring dashboard. You had the screen. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I was trying to do. It wasn't loading. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, it's, it's nothing. It's nothing major. I'll have it. I'll have it. The audio I wanted. I'll have it uploaded on here.

Speaker: But yeah, I figured, you know, there's a lot of stuff going on in news today. There's a lot of, you know, there's a lot of craziness. So I figured just right off the rip, jumping to news tonight. Yeah. Instead of saving it for the play now.

Speaker: Sound effects are cool, Tony. Yes. Sound effects are fun and cool. Once we get a little bit further into this, Chris will be able to actually show the video. I'm going to tell you a couple of stories. So listen to this. Listen to this. OK, listen. We travel together. We travel together.

Speaker: but uh yes so first first and foremost today is may the fourth for all you star wars fucking nerds and losers so may the fourth be with you and then in two days we have revenge of the sixth

Speaker: and uh in case you're assholes that's all i gotta say about star wars fans but um there's very few franchises that get their own holiday no not to mention two yeah well with it being with it being star wars day may the fort be with you i'll give you guys a couple uh a little interesting facts about star wars see if you guys

Speaker: knew that. Uh, first one that I heard today, uh, that I, well, I heard it and that was what gave me the idea. Uh, do you know who convinced, uh, Luke Skywalker to take the role? Cool. That is a good question. I do not know. You talk about England. Really? And you know who Robert England is, Jeff? That's, yeah. That's Freddy Krueger.

Speaker: Yeah, they convinced Skywalker to take that role. Well, not Skywalker, but he convinced Mark Hamill. Mark Hamill, thank you, Joe. The Joker? Yeah, Mark Hamill is Joker. Yeah, he didn't do anything else. He was only Joker. He was also a trickster on The Flash. Speaking of The Flash, shout out to The Flash wearing my Death of Flash t -shirt. Let's kill you. Mark, Mark Hamill didn't do anything else. He wasn't Luke Skywalker, was he, really?

Speaker: Let's, let's, let's kill your ignorance. Mark Hamman. Stop messing with the banners, Jeffrey. Well, there's one for you. How's that? I'll take your privileges. Yeah. I actually, I heard that today and I was like, well, there's an idea since it is May the fourth and I do know Jeff here, Star Wars fan and

Speaker: Tony, I know you're not the biggest fan, but you do enjoy the movies. I'm pretty much from the first three movies after that. People kind of... Yeah, I'm kind of in the same boat as you, Tony. I'm the old school Star Wars. I'm one of the original Star Wars. However, that Han Solo movie was dope. Han Solo was dope. Rogue One was dope. Mandalorian's really good. Mandalorian is the shit. Boba Fett is no joke. Clone Wars is one of the best cartoons ever made.

Speaker: If you've never seen Clone Wars, that's one of the best cartoons ever. Well, speaking of Boba Fett, do you know where he first appeared? The guy that played Boba Fett? No, the character. The character Boba Fett? Mm -hmm. If it wasn't Empire Strikes Back. It wasn't in one of the movies. Wait, Boba Fett shows up in a different franchise? No. Most people believe that the legendary bounty hunter Boba Fett first appeared in the 80s Empire Strikes Back.

Speaker: But hardcore fans know it happened a little earlier than that. It was a Star Wars holiday special in 1978. But, and they'd be wrong there too. Because his history goes back even a little bit farther. The first time anyone seen Boba Fett was in September of 78 during a county fair parade in California. The townspeople were only lucky enough.

Speaker: The townspeople there was saying in Salmo County, the country fair there in California, they were lucky enough to get an advanced look at what would become one of Star Wars most loved baddies because they shared the zip code with 52 Parkway, the original headquarters of Lucas films. So. I was never a big fan of Boba Fenton character. To be a big fan,

Speaker: it's like he's like a knock off version of the rocket. Oh, who? Oh, the rocket here but the rocket movie came out like 30 years later. I mean, they're basically the same character. No. So, would the rocket here be a knock off of Boba Fett? Technically, yes but if if you go by timeline, uh the rocket here takes place in the 40s. Oh my god but we're not going by timeline. We're going by when the

Speaker: But I'm just saying, the Boba Fett is like... Because technically, technically nobody knows exactly the time frame because Star Wars was in a galaxy far, far, far away. Yeah, exactly. You know, it could have been way before, you know, you don't know, buddy. One of our... I thought it was Spaceballs yesterday, so my brain is on that. One of our favorite actors who was in the Star Wars movies, Mr. Sam Jackson,

Speaker: On his lightsaber, during the shooting of the movie, he had his lightsaber engraved with a curse word. I think we can all guess what that curse word is. Also, his lightsaber being purple was the first non -green or blue lightsaber, or red. He actually went to Lucas and said, dude, I got to have a different color. I'm cool.

Speaker: And not so many words. Yeah. And being Sam Jackson, I'm sure George Lucas is like, dude, whatever you want. What color do you want, man? I think. Huh. That, I. It was blue or red, yeah. Yeah, it was blue, red, or green. Mm -hmm. Yeah, blue, red, or green.

Speaker: I, I don't have a dog event. I can't say otherwise. I don't know. So, I mean, I know they were, I know commentary of the one he's in. I know there was, as I said, I know there was blue, red, and green, but I didn't know if there was any other colors other than, uh, give permission to your, uh, Facebook thing. I don't remember how to do it so that we can see your screen name. Whoever said what's up. If you're listening on Facebook, if you go to, um,

Speaker: What the hell? I was gonna say send me that link and I'll go ahead and throw it up on the Facebook fan page so we can people can give Facebook permission to show their screen name on. Yeah, if you go to StreamYard .com slash Facebook, it'll ask for permission and then you can give it permission and then your Facebook. I know I know who it is just by his comments. You're fucking whack. But

Speaker: Hey, Debbie. What's up, Debbie? The first Star Wars almost caused an actual war. Really? Yeah, to create the barren desert planet of tattooing. Isn't that where Luke or Anakin or whatever was from? That's where Luke's from, yes. OK.

Speaker: Lucas found the perfect setting in Tanzania. What he didn't account for was how even a little movie production could lead to sociopolitical tensions between... I don't know why I can say it fine the first time and then the second time I fuck it up. It shares a border with Libya, which at the time was ruled by Mamar Gaddafi. And reportedly the Tanzanian government received threats from Gaddafi, warning that conflict was inevitable

Speaker: if they did not remove the military vehicle from the Libyan border. Well, the military vehicle in question, it was a Jawah sand crawler. Exactly. Which was basically cardboard in some tracks. Yeah, right.

Speaker: I don't know what the word for it is. God forbid I screw up a word. Act like it's the first time I screwed something up. You sound like so many people that

Speaker: Yeah, really. But a little chewy fact for you, when they were filming in Northern California for Star Wars, they had to protect the character in his costume from bear hunters. Yeah. 30 fucking woods. Yeah. Yeah, chewy. And that wasn't a fucking woods.

Speaker: They were in the Redwood Forest. I would actually thought they would have been protecting him from people thinking he's fucking Bigfoot. Sir Alec Guinness? Guinness, yes. He played... Who? Yeah. He wasn't on the dome. He was Obi -Wan Kenobi. Obi -Wan Kenobi, yes. He's the original Obi -Wan Kenobi. He hates Star Wars. Oh yeah, he hated it. He was stupid and it wouldn't go nowhere. He was...

Speaker: He was a Shakespearean actor. So he said that the script and the lines and everything like that was rubbish. It was garbage. Most actors didn't like a lot of what was going on on the silver screen back then. In Return of the Jedi, nobody at any point actually said the word Ewok.

Speaker: Go re -watch the movie if you don't believe us. Not once, at least 40 times. I'm thinking I got a problem with this statement. The name is used in the script. A stage direction reads a strange little furry face with a huge black eyes come slowly into view. The creature is an Ewok by the name of Wicket, but that is it. No, because they call him Han Solo calls him a little guy. Mm -hmm.

Speaker: I have a funny story that Mark Hemel tells that at the end of when he finds out Bader's his father, spoiler alert. And he's like, the line is like, I knew your father. Why was Joker in Star Wars? And nobody knew the only, there's only three people that knew and it was like the editor

Speaker: Lucas and Hemel are the only people that knew that Mater was Luke's father. And during the screening, it comes up and he's like, I'm your father. And Harrison Ford leaves Ford's like, what the fuck, kid? Why didn't you tell me this?

Speaker: Can we don't talk about Star Wars, but it's May 4th. It's Star Wars Day. And I know these guys are both fans of Star Wars. So it's fun. It's fun facts day. It's trending. But Chewbacca's voice is a mixture of Badger, Lion Seal and Walrus. That's an interesting combo. Yeah, right. Seriously. Seriously.

Speaker: Oh, well, you know, the sound of the lightsabers make, though, too. There, that's... Don't y 'all ever call me a nerd or anything that I love ever fucking under. Who you talking about? I don't know any of this stuff. I don't even know how much Star Wars fan I don't know none of this stuff. Actually, you know, the sound of the lightsabers is actually a support cable on a radio tower. And you're hitting it with a wrench.

Speaker: Well, we said hey. Hello, we said hey, Glick. Who? Who just brought you something to eat? She didn't bring me anything today. She's snacking. Oh, she's snacking? You got your ear buds in. Can you hear them? She heard you. She said, thank you, Jeff. Hey, Mrs. Officer.

Speaker: It's like fucking dude, it's so good But Yeah, she brought that out when I got here she's like you ever have this and I started eating it and it was like instant crack

Speaker: Yeah, right. But during the filming of The Empire Strikes Back, Kerry Fisher and Harrison Ford would party with Monty Python and the Rolling Stones. That's just, I don't care who you are. I mean, that's a reason to be in the startup. Because I have, yeah, basically, because I have time that I need to use before my last day next week. So. You might actually trim that beard a little bit once it gets more comfortable. Who me? Yeah. Not trimming my beard.

Speaker: I'm growing it out. I ain't going anywhere. Oh, by the way, did you see the beard videos I put up on last, on what was it, Monday's episode, somebody mentioned that beard video. Yeah. I put that on Facebook along with two others that had me die and do.

Speaker: Well, and I got one more little, little fact for you, a little fun fact for you guys on Star Wars. And we can get off that Star Wars bullshit because it's killing me. But do you guys know what Yoda's name was originally going to be or was Yoda's original name was? Nope. Well, you know what Yoda's last name is? What? There's a fact you don't know, Tony. Yoda's last name. Yoda's last name? Is Lai -Hoo. As in Yoda Lee?

Speaker: I was going to tell you to turn your makeup. I just changed my mind, it was nice. Well, in the original script, Yoda's name was going to be Buffy. Buffy? Yeah, I know. Wow, can you imagine? I'm hanging out with Buffy. You know what? I ask you. That's where mine went. My mind went, too. So it was being played by Sarah Michelle Geller.

Speaker: I don't know, man. Your guess is as good as mine. Um, get rid of that. So, uh, I'll go off of Star Wars something a little bit more cooler. In my opinion, Tony might agree with me a little bit. Jeff isn't going to give a rat's ass about this at all. But the NFL, the NFL announced their international schedule today. Um,

Speaker: They got three games over in London, Vikings and Saints and Tottenham. In October, what is that week? Week four and then week five are the Giants and Packers and Tottenham. Week six is Jacksonville and Denver.

Speaker: and Wembley Stadium, Mexico City is going to host the Arizona Cardinals and the San Francisco 49ers. Jesus. I don't know the date on that because they announced that one last and for a first time, the fifth and final international game this year between the Seattle Seahawks and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers on November 13th will be in

Speaker: Munich, Germany. Oh, wow. At the home of the FC Bayern Munich, their soccer team. I'm glad you mentioned what team it was. Yeah, I don't know either. So that's a new destination for their international

Speaker: Football games. I think I heard something the other day about a game being in Mexico City. Yeah, well, they started that a few years back. They've been there before. I know, but now I know about it. They started going to Mexico like five years ago. But then the last, like two years ago because of COVID, they didn't do it. And then last year's game got canceled because of the field conditions.

Speaker: Something happened down there, weather -wise or some shit. And the field was all checked up. I thought there was a viral scare with the food one year. Yeah, COVID, two years ago. No, there was something else. Somebody that's sitting down there. Who the hell that was? Oh, I don't know. I know when the pandemic hit that first season, they canceled all the international games. Right. But I think this is the fifth or sixth year that they would have been in Mexico.

Speaker: Um, so, but they're going back with the, with the Cardinals and 49ers. I don't know. I think it's, I think it's kind of cool that, you know, obviously London, it's, it's a huge hit of football, American football all over the world. Yeah. It's been a huge hit in London. Um, Mexico has kind of adopted the, uh, California teams as their teams.

Speaker: Uh, or NFC West AFC West teams, basically. And now they're adding Germany into the mix, but I mean, it's huge in London. They love it. And that's why they talked about putting a franchise out there, but they said they couldn't do it. And let's say they added more than one team because at least what happened to them? No, they want to do NFL in, in, in Europe. Yeah. Yeah. The Euro league kind of like NBA had the Euro league.

Speaker: No, they wanted actual NFL teams to play the regular 16, I guess, 17 game season. Too much. But it's too much travel. So they needed to justify it by having more than one team. Yeah, that's a good thing. Because London's saying, yeah. Yeah. Four or five. At least a minimum of two or three different countries to do international games. But I don't know.

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. But, uh, yeah. Uh, yeah, you know, it's just, it's one of those things. I think it's really cool. The NFL is that big and that's, that's why you got fired from your top 10 West Jeffrey. That's fine. Because you tried saying that the NFL wasn't even ranked as a, I'm just saying, I'm just saying more universally accepted world ride is what?

Speaker: Soccer, not more universally accepted one might say. Who said anything about accepted? You said your top 10. But the time I listed put cricket as number one. And cricket's huge in India, which I didn't believe globally, but I think soccer is bigger. I do, too. I think soccer. Your mic is low, Jeff, for real. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, but when you do a top 10 list of top 10 most watched American sports and the NFL is number nine or 10 or whatever it was and cricket, golf, and soccer were the top three. In United States? Yes. Canceled. No, your list was in America, was American. Canceled.

Speaker: That's that's what you've got fired. There's that better. Yes. Yeah. I put it on its settings and adjust your your mic level. Mine was really rough. Gotcha. And in other news, I've got a small appreciation, man. Yeah. In other news, Jeffrey, we'll bring you back into the conversation. Hopefully this doesn't go fucking sideways, but we'll see. Because I forget that I work with teenage boys.

Speaker: I said you're talking about real life. I didn't realize you were talking about podcasts, but go ahead. Adam and Eve dot com. Ask what's your favorite sex position? So they compare questions, the same questions that they asked 10 years ago. They ask them again. And it says, well, much has changed over the past 10 years. Most most adults still prefer good old missionary position.

Speaker: when it comes to lovemaking. In 2011, when they first asked, 32 % of the responders preferred missionary, while in 2021, there was 23 % of the respondents preferred missionary. Coming in second on the list was, I love how they word this. Second. How they word this. Rear entry.

Speaker: or doggy was chosen. Rear entry. Not anal. No, no, I know what you meant, but I'm just saying. Rear entry or doggy in 2011 was chosen by 23 % of the poll. How do you want it to be? How does it feel? No, I'm sorry.

Speaker: Uh, sorry, 23 % in 2011 and 18 % of the respondents in 2021, uh, cowgirl or female on top. Yeah, I do. I do, uh, kind of prefer. Yeah. Uh, I'm with you there. In 2011, it was a 22 % and in 2021, it had dropped down to, uh, 12%.

Speaker: Okay. What in the world is that? My phone's ringing. Yeah. That is the most ridiculous ringtone. It's Zoom's magic. You can't change the ringtone that I know of.

Speaker: Okay, back to the sexual positions. Tony says surprise. That's my jam boy. Oh man.

Speaker: But, uh, yeah, cowgirl or girl on top was, uh, was, uh, 22 % in 2011 and 12 % in, uh, in 2021, uh, spooning or side -by -side position was preferred by 6%, uh, in 2011 and only 2 % in 2021 in reverse cowgirl.

Speaker: Oh, I got some stories. It was 4%. Come here. It was 4 % in both 2021. Side by side, the spooning position I find hard. It's too difficult. It's a lot of women love. I find it a little too,

Speaker: I am a, I am a, yeah, I am a very big fan of, uh, cowgirl reverse or normal. I like, I like, I do too. Um, uh, because it takes a lot of work out of it. I'm lazy in all aspects. Just so you know, we'll get a post -elect. Oh my another bitch. Cause I ain't drunk enough to do it. I don't do it.

Speaker: He's a liar. Who did what? She was talking about that song I was singing that was frequently about Piggie Pablo. Oh, yeah. No, I know Piggie Pablo. They were like, he lying. I mean, we did broadcast. He said, I know he lying. I know he lying. He talking about it too damn much. Liarcy. All the Facebook comments aren't coming all the way through, but it's all good. Really? Yeah, I just heard one of them in those comments, and I see two up here.

Speaker: Yeah, they were working. Earlier. Yeah, they were working fine earlier. Or not earlier, but the last time we were on here. Pretty face with a cute lips. You ain't gonna tell me. I should know what to do. Jesus. Adam Calgary. That's right. Hey. Hey.

Speaker: No, I'm all about that. Go ahead and jump on top of everything. I ain't

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker: Yes we're dogs, fuck y 'all. I gotta get, like I said, I gotta enjoy the show too. But there was a time.

Speaker: back in the day where, you know, when we first, when we all first were first getting some, then it didn't matter what positions as long as we got some. Exactly. Sorry. And there's somewhat times where it's still like that. I'm ready. This is good to the motherfucking point where, but that's so late. Yeah. I don't, uh, Hey, I ain't worried about, you know, we'll do what we got.

Speaker: We'll get there organically. I ain't worried about. Okay. It's been five minutes. Now we got to go rear entry. Ding dong. Okay. Now, now, now count girl. Now reverse it. All right. Time out. Time out. I got to get a drink. Oh, I ain't worried about all that. No, everything will happen organically. And I'm perfectly fine with that. Plus you have to say when you're getting close, that's when it's time to say change positions. Cause you get that few seconds of cool down.

Speaker: the cannons! Some of us can fire the cannons and still go. Oh no, I can't do it. I don't carry a cannon, I carry a six shooter. I can keep going all night. Just give me 30 seconds to reload.

Speaker: I hesitated bringing that up. Anyway, the song says enough for me. I just let I don't I don't need to put all my business out there. I feel a need to mention the song from Ludacris. Yeah, that's yeah, I like that one.

Speaker: No, I don't feel like I need to talk about my performance, what I can and can't do. I just need to - Not to mention you have a big company there with you that can easily reach out and smack you. No, I've just never really been one to put all my business out there. No, you're not, you know, and I get trouble when I do, so. There she is.

Speaker: sex just saying I have said that it was true that was confirmed but in other news yes out in Rome I'm gonna let you guys I'm gonna let you guys try to guess why this is happening but in Rome residents have him have imposed a curfew on

Speaker: stating that all residents have to be in their, a nightly curfew, that all residents need to be in their homes by 8 .30 PM every night. Why? I don't know, you tell me. I'm not in Rome. That's why I said I'm gonna let you guys guess, and then I'll tell you. Play along, Tony. Rome? Priesthood? Rome?

Speaker: No, I would have to probably say maybe a gang or something like that, maybe. It's got something to do with what's going on with the war over there. There's a war in Rome. The war is going to impact a lot of Eastern to Middle Europe. Well, Jeffery, you're on the right path as far as a gang. I'm smart.

Speaker: Residents in several neighborhoods in northern Rome have imposed a nightly curfew after a spat of attacks by wild packs of boars. Well, fuck that. I'll just carry a shotgun around. I'm called a fucking day. You've apparently never seen a wild boar in your life. Oh, boy, you need more than one shot on a shotgun. You're not dropping a wild, not a full -sized wild boar. You're not. It takes light.

Speaker: Damn near a double barrel twice. I hit one in a delivery truck when I worked for Aaron's and it got up and laughed at me and flipped me off. I was doing 50 miles. It stole the truck. God damn it. I'm telling my truck. We're serious how smart they are from what I'm hearing. They can outsmart you. Like more than one of them, they will figure out a way to get you. These little fuckers will run.

Speaker: And they are fast and they are extremely aggressive. Yes. I wanted to, when I lived in Charleston, because you could go boar hunting. I never got the opportunity. I still want to one day when talking to guys, talking to guys, the meat is delicious. But talking to the guys that go and hunt them, you shoot it. You don't walk up on that bitch. When is that? You shoot it again.

Speaker: you double, you know, uh, zombie land, double tap, you double tap that motherfucker. And I've talked to a couple of guys that said they walked up on one after they shot it twice with, with like a buck shot. And that fucker still had up and charged him. Well, there's your problem. Not buckshot. I do. So like a, yeah, like a slug. You know, so

Speaker: Evil, smart, and solid as a rock. Yeah, I've been hearing them damn pigs. Wild pigs ain't no joke. Yeah, they're pretty nasty little creatures. That's fucked up. She's in a most recent encounter. I don't know why this sounds funny to me. A woman said a boar was on top of my head. After she was pushed to the ground during an attack Sunday night, the incident prompted residents of frequently

Speaker: This is my favorite position. Surprise. I call it the big guy. Exactly. Yeah. Hey, get it when you can get it.

Speaker: They have 30 -minute orgasms. You in trouble. Yeah, you are. Yeah, you too. But yeah, so it's good to deliver some of those. From my FFA days, I remember hearing that a pig's dick is like corkscrew shape and extremely long, but thin, like a pencil. Yeah. Well, anybody who - They're like a full -on when they come out.

Speaker: Anybody who's ever worked on a hog farm or raised hogs or anything like that, I mean, my uncle had hogs. I've worked on pig farms and stuff. I've got nothing to do with pigs' dicks, so. I feel like you're hanging out looking at it, but. Yeah, it's not like I'm sitting in the barn going.

Speaker: When I took FFA in high school, because it was an easy A, all you had to do is show up. But we had to have a project. The simplest project was to raise hogs, sell them at the fair. And I may have spent $1 ,000, but made 10.

Speaker: Uh, ducks, I'm still mad at me for it. How can you believe, how can you raise everybody regardless of depending on what you pay for as far as the subscription. Um, if you've got the free stream yard, you can go to one platform. I got it for free. I can go to one platform more. Yeah, they have, uh, it is very, very long, thin and rigid and has glands shaped like a corkscrew. And I believe ducks are the same way. And.

Speaker: When ducks mate, it is very violent. It is basically rape. Nice. I want to say nice. I mean, that's fucked up. But don't they also, like, don't duck in the sky? Don't ducks have sex while in flight? Say what? Don't ducks have sex while in flight? No, that's a little bit. I don't have a certain bird that has sex while in flight.

Speaker: Falcons Falcons Falcons will go up to like a thousand feet Start having sex while falling and right before they right as they finish they'll fly off like 10 feet from the ground Another I don't know if it's actually Falcons but but there's There's a high intensity rush. That's the high I mean, okay, I mean I didn't die because Longer than a fall from 10 ,000 feet

Speaker: Don't fall. I'm gonna get demo. Hey, if you're gonna go but but I did know what can you imagine like

Speaker: The sauce. Look, man. It's just my luck. It's just my luck. You busting the shit shoe back at your ass. That or somehow go up into your parachute and fuck your parachute, parachute up somehow. Exactly. The comments we can see it on stream. You're on Twitch. You can't see them, Sadie. Ellen knows already told me she's got a squirrel attacking a duck. That has to be funny as shit. I'm not going to lie.

Speaker: Smoke said Maha Burgan facts. I'm just saying, you want to talk about a rush. Well, have you ever seen the movie, the original crash with James Bader? Some people having sex in a car as it's crashing. Like they gave car speed and climbing the backseat. That's stupid. Yeah, it's a completely weird retarded movie. Fucking ridiculous.

Speaker: Yeah, but that's going to finish. You better finish because you ain't you gonna go to heaven right after. Sadie, you can go over to YouTube. I think that's where Smoke and Eleanor is. We're on YouTube, Twitch, and Facebook. Squirrels are assholes. I gotta agree. Squirrels and shit must say some shit. Squirrels are fucked up. Squirrels will fuck with you just to fuck with you.

Speaker: Yeah, they do. They don't give a shit. They don't. Because there's like 13 million of them, they don't give a shit. That's right. You know, in LA, it's illegal to feed squirrels. I don't want to jail. I think, in all honesty, it should be illegal to feed squirrels every fucking word. I know. I don't fault you for that. She said I'm like, you've been to heaven.

Speaker: I do a fucking story about wild boars attacking people and leave it to you to turn it into animal sex talk. No, it's a it's a It's talking about pigs. Fuck of a corkscrew dicks. Don't blame me. You can do the same thing on YouTube What's up? Yeah, see no YouTube won't minimize put your minimize you can do the other apps while it's still going I know what she's over. I like this good, too. Mmm

Speaker: But last thing I got news, this is probably, and I saved it for last because, you know, it's a main event. It's probably the biggest thing in news today. If you haven't heard about it, I don't know what the fuck planet you're living on.

Speaker: Well, Tony was taking a nap, so he might not have heard about it. But Tony heard about it, trust me. It's been, everybody's been talking about it all day. I literally just heard about it right before the show, and I didn't even pay much attention because I was in the mask, I'd be fake. Now, so Dave Chappelle was performing a stand up Tuesday evening. Oh, do do do do do.

Speaker: Chappelle performed at the Hollywood Bowl Theater in Los Angeles on Tuesday evening as part of the Netflix. The Netflix is a joke comedy festival. Chris Rocket also performed at the event and came on stage after the incident to ask if that was Will Smith. So a fan jumped up on stage and tried to tackle Dave Chappelle because he got mad at he, she, it, whatever it was, was mad at a joke that Chappelle had made. Now, mind you,

Speaker: People seem to sleep on Dave Chappelle and think he's a little guy. He ain't no more. No, he's not. He's not a little dude. He ain't the skinny dude from the Chappelle, so y 'all better stop this stupid shit. So this fucking jack off, jumping up on stage, trying to tackle Chappelle. Chappelle just kind of was just like, whatever, bitch. And then this guy proceeded to get his ass beat by security. I think Jamie Fox got involved.

Speaker: They stop this motherfucker. There's video and picture afterwards. I didn't see the video of a dude running on stage, but I kind of strolled past him. Yeah. Well, if his arm was all fucked up. Well, if you didn't, I have his arm. Oh, you got it. You can show it to us. I'm going to try to.

Speaker: I just saw somebody sliding across the stage in the TikTok video I just saw. Yeah. I'm like, wow, well, fucked up. So here's the video. Do you guys see it? No, not on the way. Yeah, there it goes. Yeah, you got it. Good. Behind me are the DJ tables. Oh, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause. Try to do that one. Never presented the mighty man. What out? Well, let me do anything.

Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen. There he goes. OK. Why did you tell me to pulse it? Because I was telling you, put it on theater. You got it. Go ahead and plus play. No, he was waiting for you to put it on theater. OK. Make some noise for hip hop history. The fucker was quick, though, for a minute. He got away from everybody. He wasn't going to do it. He didn't know what the hell was going on for a second. No. He blindsided him.

Speaker: But initially, he just shrugs him off, like, what the fuck? He didn't knock Dave down, though. Dave went back afterwards and got him a piece. Dave went down, yeah. I am going to kill that. Yes. Wait, I got to see this. That's right. He's going to go get him a piece of this shit.

Speaker: That beat his ass. That beat his ass, huh, yeah. Dave's like, let me get it flinging. Did Dave just say stomping? That sounds like somebody said. I thought it was this guy holding the camera, but it was Dave saying stomping.

Speaker: Thank God that **** was clumsy. He's back there getting stomped. Deservingly so. Where did that **** come from? You can't route the audience. Thank you, son.

Speaker: You know, ever since Will Smith got up on stage, everybody thinks it's cool to come up and swap, motherfuckers. And did you see where Chris Rock came up afterwards? Yeah, so I guess Chris Rock came out, made a comment, and said, was that Will Smith? Jamie Fox was supposedly involved with it as well. Security on the backside. Yeah, he brought him out. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah. Well, let's fuck up concerts and shit for everybody because everybody thinks they could go up and slap somebody and they're all going to get their asses beat one way or another. Dave. Dave Chabelle came back out. Thank Dr. Jamie Foxx for helping to protect him with the attacker. Jay Chabelle said whenever you're in trouble, Jamie Foxx will show up in a sheriff's hat. He added that he he added that he had stopped the person backstage saying that's always what he wanted to do.

Speaker: But there's pictures and video of the person who, the person who did that, who attacked Dean. And he was on his stretcher and his hand cup. Dude, his fucking arm, from one of the reports that they were saying, they didn't dislocate his shoulder, they ripped that son of a bitch, cleaned out the fucking socket. So his arm was all twisted up, his hand was broken.

Speaker: His one eye was all swelled up. And they just, they beat the fuck out of this dude. I mean, yeah, at the end of the day. At the end of the day, you get what you, I mean, you play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. Well, I mean. And A, you paid all this money to get in and see whoever was there besides Dave. Bro, that's beautiful being put in. And you get your dumb ass up there, and then A, get your ass beat, B, get kicked out, C, go to jail.

Speaker: Well, the problem is a lot of what the problem is, is in the culture that we live in today and the society that we have created is these motherfuckers are so used to sitting behind keyboards and talking all their bullshit. I mean, we see, we see it. It just, you know, the, the, the former app at Haps, you see all the time with people. Yeah.

Speaker: There's no consequences, so they're not worried about what's going to happen. First of all, hold the fuck up. I know you did not put my chi chi on my shit. Yes, I did. I did it a while back. I was waiting for you to see a notice. It's your non -spelling ass. I know how to spell it. Sorry. Yeah, it's M -A -C -H -I -C -I. I want to hold it in your spirit of control, you bastards.

Speaker: I tried to. I don't know but if Jeff don't know how to act, he's going to lose his **** on his. I wish but but no, so you know, we've created a society where people, you know, they say and do whatever they want and they don't fear

Speaker: and then I had to pull in public and now and now because more than likely what's going to happen. Unlikely he's going to play the victim that he was offended and and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. That's gonna be his excuse. That Dave Chappelle is transphobe or whatever they're calling Dave lately. And the judges will be like, sit your stupid ass down, go to jail. Depends on what kind of judge you get. The judge might be like, oh, yeah, you're right. Dave Chappelle is giving $3 million. Yeah, good point. But if they have a judge that's worth a goddamn, unless they stitch your $5 ass down for him ain't changed. And let that motherfucker win a court suit.

Speaker: And then he's gonna come up, end up on the back of a milk carton is what's gonna happen to him. No, it's just crazy. And like I said, we talked about the Mike Tyson incident a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker: Again, Mike was cool as hell with you. Took a picture with you. You know, it was nice to you. And then you want to keep fucking with him. And then you're surprised that you got your ass beat. You're surprised that he, and in all honesty, be thankful that he held back and he had the composure and the stability to hold back and he didn't hit you with as much as he could have, because he could have cracked your fucking skull wide open. Well, not only that, oh, Mike didn't have enough space on that plane.

Speaker: to actually really get a good swing in. I don't think it matters with Mike. I think Mike's kind of like that. He could dominate with a three inch punch. I was going to say, go back, go watch some video and footage of him on the heavy bag with it showing off his speed. Now, right now, his last year, he was right in on that bag and just, and there was power behind that because the guy that was holding the bag,

Speaker: he was knocking him back. And Tyson was right up on top of that bag. So yeah, you know, I don't think that room, he wasn't worried about the room. He just - But I think it's going to take like maybe 10, 15 people to play stupid games, win stupid prizes before people start realizing maybe we shouldn't jump on stage and act like a fucking fool. Maybe. Because it's going to be - Well, how long - As a society, we're stupid people. How long is it, and not that I'm a

Speaker: you know, I pose or anything like this because I'm totally for these new laws. Yeah. But, you know, like Ohio, we're going to, you don't have to have to commit to concealed carry or carry or anything like that. 100 % legal to carry whenever, however you want. Well, how long until - Apparently, California and New York are the hardest place to get down. Yeah. But - Legally, legally. Yeah. But how long until one of these jackasses just shoot somebody on stage or somebody on stage fucking shoots them? You brought that up. That's a scary thought right there.

Speaker: It's somewhat terrifying that, that, you know, you go to a concert and be like, I'm gonna go fucking see Dave Schmelz. Damn, that dude's got a gun. Damn, that dude just shot Dave. That's what happened to Dimebag Darrell. Yeah. Years ago, here, up here in Columbus, at the concert venue. But, but you also have to remember. The boy jumped up on stage and shot and did. Yeah, but you also have to remember that with that new law, that

Speaker: people need to remember that they're not the only one carrying a gun. No, exactly. Exactly. Well, that's what that's what I said is, you know, we're, we're, we're, we're on the verge of a new Wild Wild West, which I'm fine with. Well, no, but but at the end of the day, are you more or less likely to act like an asshole if everybody's got a gun? Well, there was a comedian that broke down gun laws a few months back and he said, you go say, say, say you go into a bank and you rob a bank.

Speaker: If somebody comes to the bank, you're in the bank, there's 80 people in there, and 80 people don't have a gun, and one guy comes in and robs the bank, he's got a gun, so he has control of 80 people. You reverse it, you give us our rights, you stop trying to take our guns away, guy comes in to rob the bank, there's 80 guns pointed at him, who's in control? Yeah, he just lost that battle. Yeah, I don't think it matters if you want it. A 22 can take you down.

Speaker: If you go into a lane by yourself, it don't matter what gun you have, when 80 people point 80 guns is here. No, but I mean, even if you're going to lose, you might take a couple off with you. You fucked. Yeah. If I got the right gun, it's 20 of them coming with me. Just so you know. But it's like I said, you know, I've said it several times where we're on the verge and I'm okay with it. I'm okay with wild, wild West mentality.

Speaker: You know, I got a problem. I'm Uncle Barry. You know, that's going to become a thing. Again, it's like if it doesn't become the Wild Wild West, everybody's like, come on, I'm your Uncle Barry. I'm faster than you. Yeah. Or it'll end up being like in Don't Be a Menace to South Central while you're drinking. Dude, we have a problem. Dude's got that fucking message.

Speaker: Exactly. So long at once. But listen. I saw somebody the other day and I was dying. It is what it is. I think we're going to be right back. We're going to go ahead and grab a real quick break. Got a little black top mojo for you guys. Let's see how this works out for

Speaker: A little bit of that. There you guys go. He needs to know the name of the band. Blacktop Mojo down there at the bottom of the screen. So I was uploading these right before the show came on. That's one of the reasons we kind of got a late start. That's on me. But hopefully this will work. I told you guys the other day, they dropped a new video last week, last Wednesday. And it's their first ever animated video. So a little Blacktop Mojo with Jealousy. We'll be back here in just a few minutes.

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Speaker: I don't know. Jeffrey in the house. Also known as the ex -wife. Tony's here. AKA, got him. Apparently, Jeff is. Oh, wait till I get my controls. Oh, sweet Jesus. I was going to say, I I went full screen here. So, if you want to fix it.

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Speaker: Feel free to share, because unlike my fucking co -host. Motherfucker, I just - No, you motherfucker didn't. I just shared the live out to like all - I don't give a fuck about you sharing the live. I've told you that. I'll share it. I want the podcast shared out that you two knuckle dragon gorillas don't seem to figure out how to do. I don't know how to work my phone.

Speaker: You can't tell me that you share it out because I get the notification and I can also look at the insights and I can see how many times it's been shared out and all that fun jazz. I shared it out. Lie like a dog on a rug with a broken dick as Jeffrey would say. No, it's a broke dick dog on a rug. Either way. Get it right, damn it. Either way, I fixed it and made it better. I'm sitting here, I'm like, hey guys,

Speaker: New podcast is, new podcast is up. Go ahead and share it out. If you'd be, you know, get a share it out. Oh, get a share it out. All that stuff. You know, there should be at minimum between that minimal personal testimony. Thank you very much. I know you sure. I'll share it. At personally, at best, at minimum. When I post the podcast on the Facebook, there should be at least a hundred shares.

Speaker: I'm getting kicked out of groups because I'm sharing the podcast so much. Groups that I enjoy. Jeff, I swear to God. I didn't do that on purpose. I did it on accident. That was my background. Stop playing with the buttons during the show. No, I was trying to change my background. Groups that I actually enjoy. I'm getting kicked out of because they hate me now. Are you serious? Yeah, some of them I'm getting booted out of because I share

Speaker: God forbid you share one thing once a week. That's why I just put it on my page. I share it everywhere. Share it everywhere. Because you never know what you're going to, you know, what group's going to like it, what groups, what groups. All the groups I'm in, they're already my friends on there. So when I got it on public, it goes not only to my friends, but their friends and everything. So it goes all the way out.

Speaker: So you're only in groups with just your friends? You're not in random ass groups? But most of the groups that I know of, like I said, I can put in the group pages, but I almost got kicked out of a couple of groups, like you said, when I spoke for shit before. I shared some shit like 50 ,000 people. It was ridiculous. But most of the people that I got on Facebook, they're already global, so I do throw it out here. The fancy companies.

Speaker: But everybody can share. But I won't yell at you guys. I'll yell at these two. All right, thanks a lot. Hey, yo Smoke, old boy changed his name too. I think I'm going to go in tonight.

Speaker: You know what? If you ain't gonna share names, don't even bring it up. I'm bringing it up. I ain't gotta share names. Yeah, you ain't gonna bring it up. Couple people already figured it out. He was talking shit again. Now, like I said, bring your name up. Don't be a pussy.

Speaker: I'm not being a pussy. And not all of us live on these apps. So not all of us. Yeah, I was just saying. All the free time in the world to try to figure out what make -believe character you're pissed off at today. What's free time? I don't know what that is. Yes, you do. You just spend a lot of time doing what you want. You don't realize you have free time. I spent all my time working on the podcast.

Speaker: podcast related stuff if I'm not at work. Hell, I was at work today doing podcast relations. I thought you were sick. Well, I was there. I was there today, tomorrow and Friday. I'm sick. I told you, I got an eye problem tomorrow and Friday. You got it Debbie. I got it. Trust me. They have to change this name. But

Speaker: Well, feel free to share in the comments, since Tony won't, because he's scared. I'm not scared. I'm just doing it differently. See, everybody else wants to throw it out there and have the conversation about it. I want to have the conversation with that person first, then they'll see who the fuck I'm talking about. The person I'm not here talking about. Oh, he knows who the fuck I'm talking about. That's some bitch, no. A couple of people already figured it out, too. They was kind of agreeing with me. They was like, whoa, no, no, no. This is exactly what Jeff said. Oh, hell, no.

Speaker: Oh, hell no. Uh -uh. That'd be name dropping. Even people that got differences would be like, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, you ain't that bad. Fuck that shit. I'm on that ass. That's funny, Chris. You're not feeling like, again, because I actually... What's that? You put in the banner. I was pulling it up in my background so I could read it out. That's right, David. Thank you. Yeah, I already had it.

Speaker: Well, now that we're on Streamr it doesn't slow down my computer so I can actually read it out or type it out as we're doing it. So that's a good thing. Yeah. Like I said, I pulled it up because I fixed it and made it better. Why did you make it better?

Speaker: Oh, you put it on you put both on one thing. I saw that Yeah, I made it I'm serious smoke. I was always concocting shit today. I was concocting And I made the starting five go vote pick the winner

Speaker: I put I put in a comment. I even put especially for the chat box. I put can anybody take jewelry for the throne of winning? I want to see you decide. Even Mike voted. So shout out to Mike being out there. Yeah, I saw that. So I'm waiting on you, homie. Chas back up here. We got shit to do. Oh, yeah. What he said. We got shit to do. Who the fuck are you talking to?

Speaker: Fucking Mike. He ain't coming back. You. Triple H. He is Sean Michaels. Me and Mike, we're the new age allies.

Speaker: What does that make me? I had this. I just told you. Oh, you're talking. Oh, I'm Shawn Michaels. If you're going to do the NWO. I gotta look that up. Who the **** is Shawn Michaels? Jesus Christ. I don't watch **** wrestling. I I have better things. I'm a guy that does a wrestling podcast that invited me to come on a show. Huh? Guy that does a wrestling podcast that invited me to come on a show today. Couple of wrestling folks. I'm in a wrestling group on my Facebook page. We got quiet. That's what I can't do with

Speaker: I took the past two years off because it ain't been the same because you're mega time. But we do got the starting five. I got the numbers. I got the votes. I got the - All right. Well, let me read them off here real quick since I can actually read them off vice. I was going to say I had them pulled up and I got them. I got them ready to go. So Chris had Deadpool waiting. Start with the Shatter's box.

Speaker: Is this the first time we've ever done that? We always start with the chat. So Jody had the hangover. That's the first one. Beverly Hills Cop 1. National Lampoon's Vacation. The original. Horrible Bosses. The first one. And Raising Arizona. Tim had Caddyshack. You know, on the Horrible Bosses, I never knew there was a sequel to that movie.

Speaker: Yeah, the sequel's not as good. I didn't know there was a sequel to it. Because Jody said the first one, and I was like, isn't there really one? And she's like, no, there's two. No, there's two. Not bad. I didn't know that. So Tim Head, Caddy Check, The Big Lebowski, Airplane, Dumb and Dumber, and Uncle Buck.

Speaker: I love Uncle Buck, I forgot to focus. St. John had, Caddyshack, Fast Times of Ridgemont High, American Pie, Grandma's house, and Animal House, Grandma's Boy, sorry, and Animal House. And Eleanor had, Shaun of the Dead, Napoleon Dynamite, the Birdcage, the remake, sorry, the Pink Panther, the original, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail. So who wins today?

Speaker: in the cheddar's box. The votes came in and they went a little something like this. I dare say it was Jody. I think she had the most uh Saint John had three votes. Mr. Tim Conrad. He had uh five votes or I couldn't read my handwriting. My bad. I apologize guys. Welcome to my world. I was about to say this. I can't read my own. That's why I was reading it off the computer.

Speaker: Then it came down to two, Eleanor and Jody. Nice. And let me just say, this is a dog fight. I was gonna say that. I actually got into a conversation about Eleanor's list on one of the Cleveland Browns pages that I follow about her number one pick, Shaun to the Dead. And they're like, that's in a category of itself.

Speaker: uh you know everybody was fans of it but um it was uh you know it needs to be in a category by itself type deal then we started talking about Simon Pegg and Nick Frost movies and and all this other random random stuff. The Pornello trilogy is the greatest film series of all times and I'll fight anybody that says different. Yeah but the votes did come in it was a it was a very

Speaker: Slim margin. Ten to nine. Nice. Nice by one. Nice. Stop! Well, if I can, I never did vote, so I'm going to go ahead and vote here real quick and I might tie it up or break it, but I'm going to have to go with... You can't vote because voting cuts off at five o 'clock.

Speaker: Shut the fuck up, write the list. I can vote any time I want. I'm gonna go vote for your girl though. Cause she's got National Lampoon's vacation, so. She's making up the negative rules as we go. Why not? That's what we always do.

Speaker: Well, I did not vote because I literally forgot after I posted them, I went right back. Well, I just assumed with recent activities, as far as our list goes, that Tony voted for himself, you voted for yourself, and since I'm the only one that actually votes for somebody other than myself. Give me a second and I'll go ahead and vote. I would go ahead and put Tony's as my vote this week because he has blazing saddles. Thank you, damn it. And down Periscope, I did not think of.

Speaker: Which is phenomenal. It is that movie. I forgot about it, but that movie is fun. Let's be clear. My list is better than yours. South Park, I do find an odd choice. Better than who? I do find an odd choice. I did not see that coming. I will say that is your curveball, sir. That is one of the funniest movies ever. Oh, no. Don't get me wrong. It's hilarious. But I did not see it coming on your list. That is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen in my life. I believed it would show up on mine or Chris's list before yours.

Speaker: South Park. I fucking hate South Park. I told you that. I know. I watched half of the first season. It was the worst. It is the worst television show ever made. There's nothing funny about it. I make a difference. I made some fucking Simpsons. Make that list. The worst, the worst television show ever made. We need to set that shit up eight motherfuckers. Simpsons was great back in the day. Now Simpsons is trash. I've never liked Simpsons, not once. The South Park movie was one of the funniest fucking movies ever made. Nah, I'm not a big fan of it.

Speaker: You can do it, it's all up to you. I'm not even a big fan of that. I don't like the creators of South Park. I don't find them funny. I'm sorry. Really? They're nothing. You have to give them, Baseball was a fucking brilliant movie. Really? I don't like them. I don't find them amusing. I said on the same level as Dodgeball.

Speaker: Yes. I don't, I don't, I don't like them. I don't find them amusing. I think they're tryhards. I said, you know, I think, I think a lot of their jokes are recycled over and over and over again. I just said, I did see the movie.

Speaker: It was terrible. The Simpsons were good back in the day, but I don't like The Simpsons anymore. I haven't watched The Simpsons in probably 10 years. I do love to be some family guy, but I don't watch it. I mainly watch clips. I used to, I like family guys. Now I like family guy in small doses. American dad has always been one of my favorites. Speaking, well, family guy and American dad are separate. Tony, that reminds me, the Star Wars version's a family guy.

Speaker: Dude, you will die laughing. They're genius. Christless, yes. Holy shit. Fucking Stewie as Darth Vader, funniest thing I've ever seen. The winner in the chatters box this week, like I said, by a slim margin, 11 -9 was joking. For her fourth? Fifth? I think it's fourth or fifth in a row? Well, not in a row. Well, in total.

Speaker: But it was 10 to 9. Well, no, she had me with the National Lampoon's vacation because I fucking love that movie. I think Chevy Chase is a cinematic gold. But going into ours, so Chris had Deadpool, the first one, waiting, Super Troopers. No, I had both Deadpool movies.

Speaker: don't change my vote. Ace Ventura pet detective and big daddy. Tony had Blazing Saddles, South Park, Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. That title still cracks me up. Down Pearsville, not another teen movie in The Longest Yard. And I had Coming to America, Robin Hood, Mennentites, Money Pit, Spaceballs, and Monty Python, The Holy Grail. I will say, Tony, when I said Deadpool, you're like, that's my comedy. And then you put Longest Yard.

Speaker: Yeah, I do have to say I do have to say on that note Deadpool is more of a comedy than Longest Yard Longest Yard It is a funny fucking I just I just it was comical that you're like really Deadpool this photo comedy

Speaker: Well, number five, longest chart. That whole thing when they're talking about dude's dick and he's like, if I wanted to, if I wanted to beat him, I don't want to kill him. I just want to, I just want to beat him. He's like, I don't want to kill him. I think this is dude's dog. Jesus Christ. We're going to see you and your petty guano later.

Speaker: the original is genius but it's Chris Rock's character and and the original guy I cannot remember his name the original is way sadder when when that character dies it's even more fucked up too oh yeah yeah yeah like it's like holy shit I think I think in the original

Speaker: It was, it was more fucked up. Well, no, you knew it was coming. And the reason, so you weren't completely, you know, cause the first time I see the longest chart, you were completely blindsided by it. Holy shit.

Speaker: And the remake, you knew it was gonna happen. So it wasn't, it still sucked and it was still fucked up, but it wasn't as bad. The remake was very well done, if you will. It was excellent. It was, I mean, they did make it a little bit more of a comedy than the original, but like, you can't, Courtney Cox was hilarious as the bitch that he stole at Bentley, where in the original, Brent Reynolds steals a car from the chick and you're like, who is that chick? I don't know who that is.

Speaker: I think we need to spend some time with Clark. I think we should break up. But the phones came in. The numbers were counted. The tallies were tallied. Jeff, making rules up on the fly, changed the numbers a little bit.

Speaker: only because i didn't vote this week because i i got seriously no well all i had to do is take one away from you and give it to tony because i just assumed that you guys were voting for yourselves like you normally do i i don't i try to vote for myself because i i really do look good to see how many of those movies i know

Speaker: That's right. No, that's like there's nothing on these lists that I don't like I've seen everything on here. I haven't seen where Tony's lists are usually movies like oh god, I gotta look that up. I've never seen that. That's not that's a Spike Lee joint. I haven't seen that one. Okay. Spike Lee makes some good movies. Oh no, I'm not saying he doesn't but I haven't seen them all.

Speaker: But anyways, Tony Jeffrey Inglick. Who wins? 9, 10, 15 were the numbers. Oh shit, here we go. Here we go. So I'm taking, I'm nine because Tony and I were five. I'm taking, I'm nine and he's 10. No, I think you're 10 because he took a vote away from me and put it on you. He might've put me down from eight to nine.

Speaker: Or maybe we got lucky and your 10 went to 11 and I got 50. Or your 9 went to 10.

Speaker: You guys doing math is fantastic. We should just do that. I know, right? Let me get my calculator out. I can't even remember what the votes were. That's going to be a new statement. Hold on, let me take off my shoes because somebody got more than 10. Tony and Jeff do math. Join us in the second hour. Join us at hour two with Tony and Jeff, math class, math 101.

Speaker: one on one is for basics. After algebra, I'm in trouble. Well, as I tell people at work, I can't count to 10 without taking much news off. I wouldn't tell too many people that. I tell them that as a joke, but it's also so I'm not responsible for any calculations.

Speaker: It's kind of my get out, get out of jail free card. Are you guys done being math and athletes, mathletes? This week's winner is none other. Woo! For the 16th time.

Speaker: Yo boy! As Cameron said, look still slayin' him. Why are you not paying a space odyssey? Wow. It's Rick Flair. Woohoo! I'll catch your ass, Rick.

Speaker: Well, for this week's list is a different concept. It is, along with our movie theme, because we always did movie themes of TV shows, it is actors that are, if they're in a movie, you're in. You would think at some point you would

Speaker: would you would uh change the game up a little bit and maybe give you guys a fighting chance no but this is actors that if if the actors in the movie you're in so it's basically it's basically we're rehashing our favorite actors again right but this is this is not male or female this is male and female so we're rehashing is that your favorite actor museum no if for instance

Speaker: One that Chris and I will probably not pick because we both will be afraid the other will pick is Nick Cage. If Nick Cage is in a movie, I'm going to watch it. So actors who, whatever movie they're in, you're going to watch.

Speaker: Basically Tony we we are we somebody's phoning it in this week and we are rehashing our favorite actors and or actresses Okay, fine I'll change it up movies that your favorite actor was it did the bear No, no, no, it's just the actors. I really don't kill me with this shit Okay fine

Speaker: That's what I said, it's favorite actors or actresses part two is what you should have said. You're trying to do too much with it, and it's confusing as hell to not only us, but the chatter's box. Fine, I'll change it. Worst movies ever. All five of them, Star Wars. South Park. There were nine of them. Fast and Furious. And actually 11. Fast and Furious. So this week we're going to do worst movies ever.

Speaker: Steve, how you doing? I see you wondering. Can I change this list all the way out too far? What? Y 'all pushing this list all the way out too far.

Speaker: Yeah, go ahead, sure. What do you got? Worst horror movies we have not done yet. I thought about doing that, but I can't think of five horror movies. Okay, that's cool. That's cool. This is what we have not done. Okay, let's just do horror movies. We have not done worst horror movies. We have not done favorite vehicles, favorite outer space vehicles. Remember that list? That's a tough call. Yeah, I do, but that's a tough call. We have not done

Speaker: actors with most movies. Movies that couldn't be remade yet. Remember that?

Speaker: Yeah, that's true, but that's actually a really long list. I still stand that that's not going to be that long of a list, and it would be harder to come up with five for each of us than anything else. Well, no, because - Because it can't be remade. Put it this way. They can't do the shit in the 80s. They can't do the 80s shit now. They can barely remake American Pie now. Exactly. They just rearrange the script a little bit. It's been done. Well, you got to take somebody offensively out of there.

Speaker: Yes, I said you just rearrange as much as you want what Tony's trying to say is is what Tony's trying to say if I'm not Overstepping is is a shot by shot remake could not be made Like don't change the dialogue don't change the actors couldn't be made today But that's the thing most of these remakes are not shot for shot remakes. I

Speaker: They remade National Lampoon's family vacation. It's not word for word, Sean. No, but that's not even the same movie. No, it's, yeah, it is. It's a remake. And we have not done the top five best actors yet. Those four listeners will have left from when I first came up here that I kept my list for. No, best actors we've done. No. That was like the first lift we did.

Speaker: Did we? Are we doing worst horror movies? See, you guys are just confusing the shit out of us. This is what we're trying to decide.

Speaker: Uh, the first, the first list Chris and I did was we do this every week male actors talking to the audience right now. We do this every week. You think that some point to the audience right now, when he has an option, he gets confused. Uh, some point these guys would figure out how to do the show and they would come prepared. I understand. I can't even share the podcast. I do all the work for the podcast. Literally all they have to do is show up.

Speaker: They don't even have to do anything. They just have to show up. So, you know, I've heard that you asked them to do something. Watch how we make shit happen. Who makes what shit happen? We can make shit happen. Who? What? Where? When? What are you talking about? We most think of the original. I just threw the option out there. Okay. Again, you're being vague. Speak your mind, son. Stop just beating on the bush. I clearly, when you're rewinding, you will see me on average. Who's going to make what happen? Who's doing good things?

Speaker: I wrote it down, worst horror movies. I was just saying what Jeff originally said, we've already done. He just reworded it. Okay. Right. Yeah. Right. So I say worst horror movies are listed as an objection. So that's what I said. That's what I said. If we want to do the original one that you wanted to do, we just say what it is and it's favorite actors or actresses part two.

Speaker: But then you have to go back and try to find your original list. I think you all didn't know wasn't here, so that's my fault. I could take that. Yeah, that was before you started, Jonah. Yes. Because that was the first list we did. Did we ever do the female version of it, Chris? I don't think so. We did? Yeah. Yeah, we did it like two weeks later. I think we did it with Nick. Yeah, we did. Yeah, because I had, because I think Mike picked somebody that I'd never heard of, which is not uncommon.

Speaker: Yeah. So starting five worst horror movies? Yeah. Spoiler alert, I got my list ready. Bring the odds out. We know. Spoiler alert, I bring my ass every week and I still smoke you guys, so. Oh, no, I got some good ones. I'll change the game this week. Notice. I think I'll do something different.

Speaker: Notice the name. I got my number one. 16 time champ. The champ is here. It's only because they know you. Who knows me? The random, who knows me? The same people that knows you, that knows Jeff, or the people that I - Most of my people don't know me. Most of my people don't know you. I'm the only one that shares it. I put it in groups.

Speaker: You put in groups. I got a few, I'ma jump through my groups this week. Nobody knows us in groups outside of the people who become fans of the show and then they know all of us. That's the great thing about, and I don't put it in a whole bunch of groups. I put it into like four or five groups because I know they like to play along and they like to vote along. And then like I said, we get into conversations like we were talking about the Shaun of the Dead thing today. And one old prick was like, this is a Cleveland Browns fan page. I don't know why you're talking about movies. And one of the admins was like, shut the fuck up old man or leave.

Speaker: that's what they say. So, but so what are we doing worst worst horror movies? Okay, so we've agreed on the top five worst horror movies of all time. Why for whatever reason you think it's bad. Whether it was too scary, not scary enough. Whatever, whatever the whatever the reason why

Speaker: um or it probably shouldn't have been made in the first place because it's so bad yeah uh i gotta try to not pull a tony or or a mic and keep it to stuff that people will know because maybe maybe in a horror fan it no i get that and and but like i'm looking online because i don't know horror movies so this is a hard list for me and some of these

Speaker: Three of the ones I found so far, you know, they scare him he scares easily but I Find him ridiculous. Why are you running upstairs when you should we run out the front? What movie was that make that list? Every fucking horror movie what the fuck is this bitch running up the stairs for the front doors right there. I

Speaker: But in the chatters box or anybody who's listening right there at the bottom of the screen, if you're watching this live, there's email nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. If you guys want to shoot your list over, go ahead and do that. You got until the end of the show, Saturday night, it's your top five worst horror movie picks. And I've already got three of them. I got, I got 10 already. I got five easy.

Speaker: Jeff says, I already got 10 and then he says, I don't know anything about horror movies. No, that's because I looked up on Google. Google helped me out. I literally go on like certain stuff like this. I'll go on to Google and get five or six lists and pick and choose from said list. Yeah.

Speaker: Gotcha, but I do have my number one my number one pull I have and I have seen the movie and it is a big piece of shit and it should never been made I'll give you a hint 1987 When it came out, yes, if you're doing what I think it is, yes, that does classify as a horror movie. Yes, it does It's more of a I already knew you're gonna put yeah. Mm -hmm

Speaker: You know where I'm going with this. Yeah. Hey, beautiful. Hi. What's up, Chris? What's going on, man? Not you, fucker. Sorry. Flashback. What's going on, buddy? But yeah, that'll be an interesting list. It's one of those one -on -all -life facts. You do some research on it. Yeah.

Speaker: probably hit the, hi buddy, what are you doing, Prince? But yeah, it should be interesting how you guys have finally ventured into my world. Yeah, well, I try to stay out of your world because you win enough, motherfucker. So what, you know, it's like, Jesus. Maybe going into my world and making you guys actually step your game up. Oh, you just wait. I'm gonna be most - Yeah, twitch huge human face like this. Most huge motors.

Speaker: Okay. Most used engines. Hey Google, what's the top 10 most used engines? I know. That's exactly that. That's the thing is like, that's what my say. Yes. Yeah. The LS. The LS. The LS one is the most used V8 in the world. It's fucking everything. It's the Ford Pro Mitsubishi engine. Yes.

Speaker: I know that to be a fact that the Ford Pro has a Mitsubishi engine in it. I had a friend of mine who had one and when he had to do work on it, we all found that out. He was like, what the fuck? Ford doesn't use a lot of Toyota and Mitsubishi parts. Yes. Wow. I actually know what the fuck I'm talking about here.

Speaker: doesn't happen very often, but I know what the fuck I'm talking about. When it comes to cars, it doesn't happen very often. But here, I know, because he was so mad, because his parts were like twice as much as what he thought they were going to call it. Oh, yeah. Well, it's... Mitsubishi parts are not cheap. I'm learning that fact over and over and over again. I was going to say, most foreign

Speaker: Honda parts aren't that cheap. They're not that expensive. Yeah, Honda Civic engine is still a little lot too. Yeah. Well, Honda Civic is one of the most stolen vehicles in the world. Yes. I was just saying, aren't they one of the most universal type engines too? I thought I heard that. That could be a hundred percent. Well, they're the most easily modified too. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I meant. Like, universally it's easy to...

Speaker: Yeah, bits and pieces, parts and all that stuff on there. Well, the B16 Honda four cylinder is the most sought after four cylinder in a Honda. Yeah. This actually will be kind of hard for me being a horror fan because a lot of movies, I know they're bad, but I still enjoy them.

Speaker: Oh, here's another one. I just got to say mono's Hands of Fate. I've never even heard of it. It's the worst B movie ever. Yeah, I've never even heard of it. But yeah, like I said, anybody wants to get their list in, you got the the the the the email account right down at the bottom of the screen. Whether you are listening and not watching, it's Nonsense for Nonsense Podcasts at Gmail dot com. Go ahead and send your top five list in.

Speaker: Let's see if we have new winners this week. New entries or if the king and queen of the starting five continue their reign. Let's be an interesting one while you're pulling up some music. I'm not pulling up music. Third hour, Sergeant. Yeah. I don't need to pull up music. I already have music.

Speaker: Oh, that's what I meant. You know what I meant. I've already got it. You know what I meant. It's already there and ready to go. It's already there and ready to go. I have to ask you about this movie, Chris. I can't tell you because I might pick.

Speaker: Well, you're like, I have to ask you about this movie. No, because it looked like the I'm looking at it. It's got a zero percent on on Rotten Tomatoes. I watched a movie the other night. The fuck did I watch? I can't remember. I watched the movie the other night. No, we're on Twitch. We're on YouTube and Facebook, Chris. Yes, I told him.

Speaker: Um, fuck, I can't remember what it was, but anyways, we're gonna go ahead and take a real quick break. You guys do not have to kill your cameras or anything like that. They automatically go down when I pulled the video up. Cool. So we're gonna take a real quick break. Got a little black top mojo for you. Since it's the second hour, we got a cover. And because I was trying to get it in quick, we're just going to go to a, uh, a nice little go -to, uh,

Speaker: I think a favorite amongst everybody. But if you guys don't know who Black Top Mojo is, go ahead and check them out wherever you stream music. And on all social media, at Black Top Mojo, they are in Indianapolis tonight, I think. Maybe that was yesterday. I can barely keep track of them. I don't know how they keep tracking themselves, but. They are on the road. So go check them out at Black Top Mojo and all social media, wherever you, and wherever you stream music. Let them know we sent you.

Speaker: And we'll be back here in just a few minutes. We have a, when we come back from break, we have a new brand new little mini series segment that we're getting ready to start that we talked about on Monday. And I got pretty excited for it. And I started doing show prep and work on that yesterday at work. And in a matter of an hour, I had about four, five, six websites.

Speaker: with six different entries for this little fun little Disney factoids that we were gonna do. Yeah, there's a ton of them out there. Yeah, all kinds of different ones too. So not all the same thing, but I got a nice little, nice one to just kind of wet your whistle like tonight before we get into the, get into the real crazy shit of Disney. But we'll be right back after a little black top mode. Okay, okay, I got you. This is about to get interesting.

Speaker: Now here you go again, you say you want your freedom But who am I to bring you down? And it's only right that you should play it the way you feel it But listen carefully to the sound

Speaker: Dreams of loneliness are like a heartbeat drives you mad Oh stillness of remembering what you had And what you lost Yeah, what you had And what you lost

Speaker: It happens when it's raining And players, they only love you when they're playing And I said hey women, yeah they will come and they will go When the rain washes you clean, you know

Speaker: But I keep my vision to myself But it's only me who wants to wrap around your dream But have you when it dreams you would like to sell

Speaker: Be drive to man Oh, stillness of remembering what you had And what you lost You know what you had And what you lost Oh, and thunder only happens when it's raining

Speaker: And players, they only love you when they're playing I say women, yes they will come and they will go When the rain was so too clean, you know

Speaker: And players, they only love you when they're playing Now say women, your day will come and they will go Well, the rainwater too clean, you know

Speaker: Try to make

Speaker: Oh, we're back on. Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense, everybody. Hopefully you're joining the show already. What's up, Mark? What the hell's going on? But I'm good hanging out with Jeff and Tony as always. If you guys aren't already, be so kind. Go ahead and check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok.

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Speaker: Just a little heads up from here on out. Brand new episodes of the podcast will be posted on Spotify every Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday. Now that my life has become so much easier. As far as posting and editing, I'm gonna get them up the day after. So we'll be live. Well, you know, Monday, Monday, Wednesday, Saturday, and then the new shows will be posted

Speaker: Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Sunday. That way, if you guys miss this live, you'll be able to jump right in there. That'll give you opportunities to get into the starting five chatters box or the starting five list. Gonna be able to get on there and vote and all that fun stuff for the winners and all that jazz. But we are into the third hour, the final hour, the witching hour, if you would. I don't know.

Speaker: Just ad -libbing here. Make it stand up as you go on. So it's a normal day. Story of my life. Hey, fake it until you make it. That's right. You ain't first, you're last. What? I'm talking about you listening if you ain't first, you're last.

Speaker: But Monday, we were kind of all over the place Monday. One of the topics that came up that kind of stuck and Tony, there was another topic that came up and I'm really hoping you run with it. If not, let me know and I'll run with it because I kind of liked it. But the mysteries and strange facts and whatnot behind manmade lakes.

Speaker: So like I said, if you want to run with that, you want to do the research and I'd like to give you time to do that, whether we do it once a week or twice a week, however you want to do it, we can figure it out. But if you don't want to do it, then I'll run with it because I do know about some of the lakes and some of the stuff behind that is really cool. It's really fascinating. Not the shit I've seen.

Speaker: Yeah, even the stuff you've seen I've probably seen it too and it's still cool and fascinating It's kind of it's kind of maybe not so cool Savage disrespect and diabolical the shit that I've seen

Speaker: Well, if you want to break it down and be a drama queen, you can. I'm trying to say. Oh, I will. I will. I'm going to raise the motherfucker all the way to the fucker. Because we already know you're our resident drama queen. Oh, fucking no. I'm just going to watch this shit. Maybe we won't run with that. Never mind. I changed my mind. Never mind. Cancel. I'm going to cancel you before we ever even get started. It is interesting.

Speaker: If you don't know the story behind some of the things, same with Disney, if I wanted to be ultra serious and dramatic, savage, ruthless, oh my God, it's diabolical, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, you'll lose your mind when we tell you about Disney.

Speaker: Speaking of Disney, that takes me right into what I was gonna say. We got to talking about Disney and the dark side of Disney, the strange facts, the freaky facts, the creepy stories, conspiracies as far as Disney goes, strange rules. So it's something that I've already been interested before in the past and I've read up and looked at and watched videos and all that fun jazz on.

Speaker: but never really had much of an outlet to discuss it. So I want to go ahead and start into that. We're going to take out the top 10 for a little while and replace it with the quote unquote dark, uh, creepy side. Disney's dark past. Yeah. Dark path. Well, not necessarily it's past either. And some things are going on currently.

Speaker: The Dark Side of Disney, we'll go with that. The Dark Side of Disney, little series, little segment. I don't know how long it'll last. Like I said, depending upon how much stuff I can find, it's not constantly repeating itself. But I got just a little article here. It's from Matt Quest Travel to Wet Your Whistle, if you will. But Walt Disney himself once said that the House of Mouse was the happiest place on Earth.

Speaker: Both Walt Disney. I can answer for two of us, no. More than likely Tony will be there. What's that? Picking a fight with his make believe bully. Why would I have a bully? I gotta hear the best. But I don't know, I won't be. I definitely will not be and I doubt Jeff will be.

Speaker: If I was a betting man, I would say Tony would absolutely be there. It will be a winning gambler. Yes. But yeah, so Walt Disney himself once said that House of Mouse was the happiest place on earth. Both Walt Disney World and Disneyland attracts millions of fans and tourists of all ages every year with the rides and attractions. You got the Disney characters, the princesses in flesh. You get to see Disney character, you know, you get to see him real life and in person.

Speaker: Um, it's just that, that all around Disney magic, you know? Disney joy. Yeah, exactly. Jeff, you make me snip. I literally spoke to TikTok about how the music was going and I saw that and I was like, what the fuck? You must change your snips yet. Jesus Christ.

Speaker: Get out the house. I'm going tomorrow. I have to go pick up my new toy. Get the fuck out the house. Is it that guy? No, I'm picking up a violin. A violin? You got a violin? Violin. Oh, violin. I'm a violin. I'm a violin. I teach myself violin. I actually have a guy that's going to give me lessons. I say get out the house. He finds another reason to stay in. This motherfucker.

Speaker: Kind of like your guitar you have sitting back there somewhere and that you learned how to play. Technically, that was my wife. Yes. Anyways, if I can continue with this Disney. Go ahead, sorry. I'm going to get you guys both ADHD medicine, maybe some CBD, maybe some tranquilizers. So that'll be good idea. Fine. Horse tranquilizers.

Speaker: But yeah, so, you know, you get all the magic behind Disney and all that stuff, you know, people flock there every year, you know, to make memories and all that stuff. But with all that, there is a less than savory side of Disney between your urban legends, things that go on behind the gates and behind the scenes, but other stories have more truth than some of which have even been widely covered by the media.

Speaker: And of course, Disney being a multi -billion dollar company has tried to sweep a lot of this stuff under the rugs to try to make it look like it never shows the season light of day. Yeah, exactly. Well, as I said, there's stories for days about people being injured, dying outside of the parks, some deaths aren't too surprising, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker: But there's just a little appetizer, if you will. It's just got some key little factoids in it. But we'll go ahead and start with injuries at the park. Not every injury leads to a fatality, although some of the injuries people have sustained at Disney, either as a guest or employee, are quite awful. An 83, an 18 -year -old man fell off a space mountain and was paralyzed. Jesus. But he got made. Yeah, I'd be willing to bet he didn't.

Speaker: a 2000, a 40 year old boy fell out of Roger Rabbit's car in Toonspin and suffered serious internal injuries, cardiac arrest, and brain damage after after being drug. Shit. Or dragged. Whatever. Uh underneath the car. Although he lived, there was a serious delay between the time of the incident and when medical emergency personnel was contacted leading Disney to review and change their policies.

Speaker: No, he didn't die. No, I'm saying they were hoping that he would die so they didn't have to pay him off. A four -year -old boy, if he dies, they're going to pay their pants off. There was a kid a couple of years ago that got eaten by an alligator at one of their parks, and I think the family got like 50 or 60 million or something like that. Yeah, and I was at one of the resorts, not even in the park.

Speaker: But this happened in, that little boy, that happened in 2000. He did eventually die in 2009. He finally, nine years later, he came to his injuries. Disney California, adventure has also been the site of several accidents such as when the California screaming attraction malfunctioned and a train were ended another sending 15 guests to the hospital. Fucked up. Yeah.

Speaker: That's just a little snippet of some of the injuries and stuff that have happened there. They do go into the violence at the park. People, in 81 a teenager was fatally stabbed during a knife fight.

Speaker: And yeah, and yeah, right. In 87, a 15 year old was shot in the parking lot during what started as a confrontation between rival gang members and soon erupted in violence. You say California? Yeah, that's something. No, this just says Disney. It doesn't say which which which part. It just sounds like something totally gangster. Let's be gangster go to Disney. Gangster gangsters don't like to have foot. Just saying.

Speaker: I mean, haven't you seen all the gangs? Haven't you seen all the gangsters on TikTok doing all the fancy dance trends? That gangster Tony on Haps threatening everybody the last two weeks. Stupid. Stupid. No, it's just because you're a gang doesn't mean you don't want to go to Disney. You can't do that. Disney.

Speaker: Uh, in two, in, in 2012, a young man's body was found near the Mickey and friends parking structure. Although it was thought that it was a suicide at the time, there was no witnesses to the report that he had jumped. So could've, he could've gotten his ass, could've gotten his ass tossed off the side of that. Um, in 2013,

Speaker: There were two small explosions in a trash can in Toontown area of the park that caused the park to be evacuated. Toontown, Toontown, Toontown. That's new shit. I don't think it's, I don't think Toontown's new. It's new since I've been down there. Since I've been down there, it's been, it's been shit. I think the last time I went, it might've been 2006 or 2010. So yeah, it's new to me. So when was the last time you was down there? Oh, the 2006 or 2010. That's, Toontown Disney is in Anaheim.

Speaker: California never been in that one. That's Disney World. I mean Disney lands, Disney World is California. I'm just curious because I would think that Toontown would be one of the older. It sounds like it would be one of the older ones. Oh yeah, just 2003. Oh wait, that's online. Sorry. Toontown online. Toontown shut down in 2015.

Speaker: Uh ninety -three in the Magic Kingdom and in Tokyo, Disneyland, it's still operating. Shit. Okay. Uh but it's it's actually they get it sounds like they closed it down. Uh couple months ago for because it's gonna reopen in 2023. So maybe they're adding some stuff for renovating or or whatever. But um yeah, so uh the the explosion was a bottle that was filled with dry ice.

Speaker: Oh yeah, 22 year old soon confessed to that. He was sentenced to a misdemeanor for domestic, uh, for, uh, possessing a destructive device. Well, yeah, nobody got hurt. You know, fortunately nobody died. That shit hit you. You don't, you can't even breathe it in and hope it'll warm up in time. You're done. And then he got, um, you know, outside of the violence and whatnot, the employees.

Speaker: often speak of the atrocious treatment of cast members at the parks by both guests and higher ups. A common complaint about the lack of water and the strict rules imposed on those portraying characters in mascot cast costumes. Heat strokes are frequent, I imagine. Well, they can't take the head off any time, even in the underground tunnels.

Speaker: Well, in the underground tunnels are allowed to, you're not allowed to if you're on the park, if you're on the park, if you're out in the public, but, but back in the day, you know, I would believe it in those suits. But nowadays, a lot of those suits and stuff have built in fans and air conditioners and stuff like that. And you wear a cooling vest. When I worked at Aaron's, Aaron's is a big difference from, from Disney, but the the mascot for Aaron's

Speaker: I was the only one in the store that fit in it. And I was like, I'm not wearing that thing in the middle of summer in fucking Charleston.

Speaker: when it's 3000 degrees outside and they're like, oh no, it's got it's cooling best. It was actually really, it was, it was a, uh, in high school, my last year of high school, I was a mascot for the Mansfield Hawks, which is a semi -pro basketball team. And that fucking thing, I was in a gym for you melting my ass off. But yeah, I was actually surprisingly pretty cool in it. And it had like, um, like I had the spots in there where I could actually put water bottles inside the costume. So it was really cool.

Speaker: I would imagine now with the technology and everything like that, it's probably, yeah, I'm sure Disney has something, but, but a heat stroke mascot.

Speaker: Frequent among those who wear the mascot suit rules. Others have reported sexual harassment and other forms of abuse from guests and their managers. Some guests have also reported altercations with cast members. Yeah, you can't be talking shit to them. Well, there's a there's a girl and I think she's on TikTok, but I came across her her feed on Facebook. She's a former Disney princess.

Speaker: Right. And she, she does a whole series of nightmares as a Disney princess. And that's, you know, one of the things the dads teenage boys, you know, even moms, she said to have sexually harassed her and stuff like that.

Speaker: She's like, that's the biggest complaint is is no, not moms, just the guest in general. Yeah, because they all, you know, Snow White come out there with a bull them all out, which is Cinderella. Come on. They all pushed up on me. Well, you know, and then they got the girls dressed up as Tinkerbell. That's basically like the shortest skirt on the planet. It's hard. No skirt. Yeah, it's bad. But yeah, but one woman sued Disney in seventy six claiming that a cast member portraying one of the three little pigs

Speaker: and it's a small world attraction sexually harassed her going so far as to grope her. Disney disproved this by presenting the costume which had short inoperable arms that made it impossible for the cast member to grope anyone while in costume. OK, so he was like, oh, he grabbed my ass. And she said, no, those hands. I got T -Rex arms. What am I going to do?

Speaker: Damn it, I should have picked another camera. Yeah, that little motherfucker don't be playing. You know, probably what it was is like she turned and the immovable hand is like a stuffed hand or something. And it touched her butt or her boob or something. And she thought dude was grabbing her ass.

Speaker: Yeah. Well, there's a video out of a girl, one of the guys dressed up as the bad guy, quote unquote, from Beauty and the Beast. Yeah, Gaston. Gaston, thank you. And she's like, Gaston, we can take me home. He's like, you're not Belle. Like clap back at her in the nicest way possible. Well, he had to stay here. He was still in character.

Speaker: and they have to stay in character at all times. So, you know, they're not allowed to tell you what character they are. No, they're not. I can see that. It's kind of weird. But that's what that's one of the other things like there's a like, you know, how like McDonald's and stuff like that has like secret menus. Well, there's like a quote unquote secret menu at Disney. And if you ask if you ask characters, I have I have that down the road. But if you ask characters certain things,

Speaker: They have to respond. Right. Well, they didn't play with the Toy Story one. If you screamed out, Andy's coming, they all would fall on the floor. They stopped that. Yeah, because like Rapunzel, I think if you go up to Finn Rider and ask him what's in his satchel, because, you know, like that's the whole thing of Rapunzel, you know, he's Finn's a thief. So he's, you know, he's not supposed to show you what's in his satchel. But if you ask him, then he'll show you the crown.

Speaker: but nothing else. But an 81, an incident that happened in 78 between Winnie the Pooh and a little girl went to court. The girl's parents claimed that the cast member portraying the lovable bear had slapped their daughter. The cast member had argued that the little girl was tugging on the costume and in the course of turning around, he'd accidentally knocked her over.

Speaker: He showed up to the court in costume, which convinced the jury that the arms on the costume wouldn't have allowed the cast member to slap the child with the victims of the victim's height. So again, you know, you're in costume. You have limited visibility and mobility. So, you know, in February 2012, the situation was reversed when an employee encountered a 53 year old man near the tower

Speaker: of terror, the man allegedly was drunk and assaulted the employee who pepper sprayed him. The man continued fighting and other guests had to subdue him.

Speaker: So, be aware, Disney characters carry pepper spray. I don't like them. Yeah, but can you imagine the trauma of the kids nearby? Fucking Mickey just fucking pepper straight down, dude. I won't take picture of that motherfucker. Mickey's savage as fuck. You know, we'll bust a bunny. You got game. You got the issues with the employees. You got fatalities.

Speaker: Of course, not all those stories are simply rumors. Some of them are more infamous tales of death than the Disney Park are completely true. In 1973 and in 83, some teenagers died in the rivers of America traction, both after violating the rules. So play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Win stupid prizes. In the first incident, an 18 -year -old and his brother stayed in the park after closing in the teenager drowned when they attempted to cross the river. Unbelievable. 10 years ago.

Speaker: Ten years later, a boy stole a rubber emergency raft from a cast -only area of the park only to capsize and drown. Unbelievable. A year after that, in 1984, Dolly Young was riding the Matterhorn bobsleds when her seatbelt was unfastened. Young plummeted to the track below only to be hit by another car and dragged along the rails before the ride was stopped. More recently, in 2017, a teenager died on the rock and roller coaster

Speaker: at Disney Paris when the ride stopped her friends noticed she was unconscious. Park medics rushed to the scene and an ambulance was called but it was too late. Cast members are not immune to the dangers of the park either. In 74 an employee named Debbie Stone was crushed to death between the rotating wall and a permanent theater wall and the America sings attraction.

Speaker: Okay, yeah, she's going in between scenes. Yeah. Yes. Also, some people have died by suicide or survived an attempt suing the park afterwards. Are you going to sue the park after you try to kill yourself? Well, there's that one chick was one of the there's one chick I read online. She she

Speaker: She's suing the guy that saved her life from drowning. Yeah. Oh yeah. That's, that's, that's where the, uh, that's why the, uh, good, good Samaritan law was put in place. Exactly. Um, but, uh, but yeah, so, uh, you know, by, by committing suicide in the park, by jumping out and moving vehicles or otherwise engaging in dangerous behaviors, such as the case in 94, when a man fell about 20 feet from the Skyway gondola, just prior to that case,

Speaker: uh going to trial in 96 the victim admitted that he purposely leaked out of the gondola others of course have different reasons for attempting to hurt themselves in september 94 a 74 year old man leaked to his death from the ninth floor balcony in disney hotel uh 96 a 23 year old man jumped or fell to his death and in 98 an employee jumped from the same floor but survived 10 years later later in

Speaker: 2008, a 48 -year -old man leaked from the 14th floor, and in 2010, another person jumped from Mickey and Fred's parking structure. You know, parkers are just going to Disney to kill themselves. Pretty much going to do stupid shit. Mm -hmm. Well, on top of that, it's... I mean, suicide's obviously a terrible thing, but... Why would you do it at Disney? Yeah, I don't know. Most of the money.

Speaker: Yeah, I mean, yeah, if you don't die, I mean, as you. Yeah. But again, how do you sue somebody when you try to kill yourself? How do you sue somebody when you throw yourself off of a balcony? Because they failed, and then they're like, well, shit, I better get paid for it. And of course, we've all heard this one. I'm just going to touch on it real quick. People spreading their loved ones' ashes throughout the world.

Speaker: One of the fan favorites seems to be the... Oh, shit, what is the name of it? The Haunted House. Oh, the Haunted Mansion. Yeah, the Haunted Mansion. The Haunted Mansion. Just answer the ghosts, the specters, the spirits around that motherfucker, huh? Okay. Yeah, that seems to... From doing research, that seems to be the most popular destination to spread ashes is at the Haunted Mansion. So...

Speaker: And the small world. If you believe in the whole ghost thing, that ghosts go where your ashes are, that'd be a great place to spend the time as a ghost. I guess. Well, one of the things I read, or I might as well video, of that girl you were talking about, is that the cast of characters, you know, they stay in a campus just like a mile from the park or something like that. Apparently, it's a big old fuck festival.

Speaker: Yeah, well, I mean, that's anytime you put a large group of people. Yeah, it's the same thing. It's the same thing in the Olympics. Yeah. Well, you see how they combated that in this year's Olympics? Yeah, they gave them cardboard beds. I'm sorry. As someone that's done some things in some weird places,

Speaker: cardboard bedding gonna stop me. Just give them just give them condoms. You know, they're gonna be **** each other. Exactly. But and last but not least, other strange secrets. Most recently Pirates of the Caribbean has been in that list too. Popular places to spread ashes. Those are your. Yeah. There are three most popular places are Haunted Mansion, Small World, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Speaker: But and there's other strange secrets. There's a host of other secrets that aren't quite as grisly but are equally as interesting. Disney has many parks so that one, so many that one has been abandoned before. Typhoon Lagoon, Disney had another water park called River County. This is crazy.

Speaker: which has been closed and left to deteriorate from 2001 to 2015. And it is now being set to turn into a hotel, but it's sat rotting for the last 14 years. The reason they shut that water park down because there was a brain eating bacteria in the river water. Right. And I think there was two deaths that were from it and all the water slides and whatnot, the water for those slides were fed off of that river.

Speaker: Oh, nice. So it was a brain eating bacteria that was in the water. Brain flesh. No brain. Brain. That's why they shut down, that's why they shut down the river county. I did watch a YouTube video of some kid. He found, he explored abandoned parts of Disney. Man, that's it right there. There you go.

Speaker: Well, in another rumor that's circulated throughout the years is that there's a jail under Disney. There's no Disney jail. As cool as that sounds, it's untrue. There is, however, a network of tunnels called the Utilidors, short for utility corridors that allow cast members and other staff to access

Speaker: different parts of the theme park and move around without being seen as to not break the illusion and take guests out of the immersive Disney experience. It's like we've seen in Beverly Hills Cop 3. Yeah, great. Yeah. Well, and also, you know, the parks are designed to keep you in, much like a casino. So they're somewhat of a maze. So where you take the under corridor, it's a straight shot to where you need to be.

Speaker: But, and last but not least for tonight, the final unsavory fact that I got for you for this first part of this little series is how the park is rumored to treat their employees. In fact, there are whisperings that they brainwash their employees are not uncommon. While they likely don't go that far, Disney does apparently tend to go a bit overboard when initiating staff

Speaker: Uh, culture is top down abbreviations like MK for magic kingdom are required and cast members must play the part 100 % while on the clock, including always smiling at guests. Water breaks are limited and employees aren't afforded things like a regular work schedule.

Speaker: or fair pay. Despite Disney claiming to be a family orientated, many former staff has spilled the tea and shared their experience. Bottom line, Disney is anything but magical for their employees. I've heard that. Well, I saw something else that if you lose your name tag and they don't have time to make you do them, they'll just give you a random one and you're Bob for the day or whatever the name is on the name tag.

Speaker: damn but yeah they won't make you a new one they're like you better find it today you're Bob well we might we might come across we might come across that down the road we'll have to wait and see but uh despite all the tales of blood and pain and death we still flock to Disney perhaps the parks get more than their fair share of attention when something goes wrong after all death and violence seem deep downright out of place with with the ethos of the happiest place on earth which tries

Speaker: It's best to maintain a squeaky clean image. The fact that it is the site of tragic injuries, violence, murder, suicide, and other incidents only makes people more curious about what really goes on behind the scenes. We are fascinated by Disney both because of the delightful and fancy free images it provides us with magic and promises.

Speaker: It promises us and precisely because we know that such magic can't really exist, which makes discovering the seedy underbelly of the beast that much more interesting. You ain't even hit record yet. No, I said this is an appetizer. It's called what you're with a moose, if you will, because trust me, as I said, I have several websites are several

Speaker: several sites with sources, different stories, different tales, different little factoids, all just that just really get crazy. The more we dive into this, what turns to broke soon? Okay. If you get a chance, if you got HBO Maxed, watch a documentary on Action Park in New Jersey. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to go there when I was a kid, I fucked it up. Oh no shit.

Speaker: Yeah. Is that the same action part that the Johnny Knoxville movie was about? Probably.

Speaker: and you probably try to bring it back because all of us love that spot. No, well that Johnny Knoxville movie is supposedly based on a real park. It was a, it was a, it's actually, I think it's actually called Action Park. Action Park was dope. The movie, the movie's called. You know what I'm talking about too. Action Park was dope. They made a documentary about how dangerous. I may, I may not have seen that documentary, but I know what you're talking about because again, one of the, one of the wormholes that I dive into on YouTube a lot is abandoned parks, abandoned things.

Speaker: theme parks and stuff like that. And a lot of times they dive into the real reason, you know, and they get really in depth with some of the terrible shit that had happened there. But they didn't have the safety measures in place. Plus I'll be honest, this is reckless. We was reckless as shit.

Speaker: Well, yeah, so I can only rule in this in the 80s and 90s was when the streetlights come on That's when you go home. That was the only rule You didn't die. You didn't have a broken bone. You didn't do that. And and and Is it broken only constantly tells me our parents all told us the same thing go outside. Yeah Yeah, come back on when the lights turn on you come in

Speaker: And I honestly think I could say when I was, you know, 10, 12, up to 13, 14, there was times where I didn't come in the house and else it was time for me to eat. Right. You came aside to eat real quick, get something to drink, go right to fuck back out for a few more hours. No, no, you drank out of the hose. I've done that too.

Speaker: Yeah, definitely. You drank out a hose. Hey, hey, COVID's still winning. This is some bullshit. Yeah, exactly. Well. Take it for yourself, buddy. Hey, my bad. I just kicked my ass. I ain't going to lie. Like I said. I had it. It did feel too much to me, bro. It just felt like a real bad shit day. If y 'all never seen a documentary?

Speaker: Well, like I said, that Johnny Knoxville movie, I think it's actually called Action Park. And I don't remember where it took place, but that movie is fucking hilarious. And it goes into the fact that the park that this guy ran, he literally took the safety measures off some of the things. Yeah. To make them more fun. Johnny Knoxville movies, I don't see one specifically for a park. I'm looking now.

Speaker: Johnny Knoxville, action partner. Action point. Action point, yeah, sorry. Was not neglect. We survived, we had fun. No, it was not neglect. It was, it was, you know. Go the fuck up.

Speaker: Well, yeah. I mean, what happened when you wrecked your bike, boys, to skin your knee? Rub some dirt on it. Rub some dirt on it. Get back out there. Try it again. You fucked up. Yeah, I can't tell you how many times the phrase, are you bleeding? Is it broken? Are you dead? No? OK. You're fine. I'm telling my kids. I said, you're good. It's a little blood. Rub some dirt on it. Go back. All I see is action point. The other ones I've seen for the most part, that might be the movie.

Speaker: Yeah, Action Point is the movie we're talking about. That movie is fucking hilarious. I don't know. Well, I wouldn't say there's parts of it that are kind of hitting on what you're talking about, that Action Point documentary. I haven't seen that. Yeah, it was that Action Point. I'm reading it now. Is it? The 2018 American comedy film, The Wrecking Box, Tim Kirkney, and starring Johnny Downfield and Chris Pontius. Both of them had worked together on Jack.

Speaker: It was inspired to make the film at the CMA, which is 2013's short documentary, the most insane music part. Okay, so it's based on the action part. Which is notorious for its poorly designed, unsafe rides, in addition to employing underage, non -training, and intoxicated staff. Yeah, that was it. You gonna be on the show again tonight? He's fine, I got it.

Speaker: Yeah, that was that part with the shit. You should actually get a kick out of it since you like Action Park. Yeah, I think you'd like Action Park. The name of the movie I was telling you all about is called Class Action Park. It's on HBO Max. Okay. It's about an hour and a half long and former employees are telling the stories. They tell about a lot of the injuries and the owner was an ass. Well, Johnny Knoxville plays the owner of this place and he actually, he, he,

Speaker: He cares about his employees. He, he, and - You don't get hurt unless you want to hurt yourself. Exactly. Yes. Well, no, I mean, uh, she can go back in the day. I remember my cousins and I, we got the bright idea. We used to play chicken on our bikes and nobody wanted to be called chicken. So we just run into each other at full speed because we were stupid. Not a helmet in sight, man. Yes, y 'all were.

Speaker: Bikes were expensive. It took a year to get one if he was lucky in that year. I used to go to the junkyard and get bike parts and build my own. You have a junkyard nearby, you got lucky. We used to have paintball wars and we'd freeze our paintballs. Yeah.

Speaker: smoke. I don't even remember that. I don't think we used to go to the cornfield and use BB guns because we would use BB guns too but we also would freeze our paintballs and you know what protected us? A jean jacket. That's what we wore a jean jacket and that's just that's just because it was slightly chilly out. Paintball with shirts versus skins.

Speaker: Well, Netflix took it off I don't know if you saw that thing about Dave Chappelle talked about talked about that Yes, because yes because you shit on Netflix when they were when their employees were

Speaker: Protesting whatever it was. No, no, no, no. He Netflix put it on the Chappelle show and he's like, dude, that's not that's not cool. And they were paying them. They weren't paying them. Yeah. And HBO back in the day was like, what do we need you for? And now they have it on there and they refuse to pay him. And he's like, oh, what do you need me for?

Speaker: Yeah. That little, that little thing where he, it's not really funny. I mean, there's a couple of parts where you laugh when he's being 100 % serious, talking to the crowd, telling you stuff. He's not supposed to tell you. Yeah. I smoke. You think I'm lying. We seriously did that shit shirts versus skin paintball in the woods. We played at night. We played my woods, played my woods and my buddy's woods.

Speaker: I saw it all too, Rick. It was. He went at him, though. But Dave didn't fall. People forget Dave got some bulk on him since the Chappelle Show. He ain't that little scrawny man. He fell, but it wasn't because that guy hit him. He fell because he lost his balance. But, you know, oh boy, oh boy, he got what he deserved at the end of the day.

Speaker: That's what I've been in the half Nelson about the face to pedigree Locked up like Triple H before I finish because I'm gonna finish this year right damn now. Hey man, we live in the country We didn't have anything else to do

Speaker: We made games up, man. Chris, you've seen my parents' house. I used to just sled ride down from the top stairs of my parents' house across the road because there was a jump on the other side. And I've put three or four cars in a ditch because I'm coming down a fucking road and they swerve.

Speaker: So we had more, we had, we had more property than we knew what to do with. So I grew up on 27 acres. We used to, I still, uh, three years ago, my dad just found out three years ago that when I was 14, I put his $150 ,000 tractor on its rear tires for 45 minutes.

Speaker: I had it doing a wheelie and it's just sat there for 45 minutes and then it slowly just fell back down on all fours. I have a, I have a buddy of mine that I went to school with that still has multiple BBs embedded into his, in his skin from where we would have our BB gun wars. You're always supposed to pump your red riders. Only pump it once. Only pump it five times. No more, no less. Yep. Only one, two.

Speaker: And you're like, you're cranking at me. You're like, oh, you need your friend's help to get it. You got it fucked up so much. My buddy, my buddy, we used to do that. And he, he, he didn't like getting hit, but he took his dad's shotgun scope and put on his BB gun and he'd climb up in a tree and snipe your ass. That shit worked.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. I got shot with a BB in college. I almost beat that motherfucker ass. Mm -hmm. We used to shoot each other. My one buddy, his dad used to get so mad at us because we'd sit on the back porch and shoot rabbits and squirrels. It would be all quiet. It'd be a Sunday afternoon, quiet as hell. We're on the back porch. And all of a sudden, I'd know where he'd just hear, pow, pow, pow. And his dad would come to, what in the fuck are you two doing? Nothing? We used to take the .22 rifle.

Speaker: and take a two liter, fill it with water, set it a hundred yards out, see who could hit it. It's 22. And then we got bored with that and took out the shotguns. We were shooting rats and squirrels with slugs. I remember, you remember Ben Hart. Yeah. Ben Hart and I decided we were going to go squirrel hard in my parents' woods. And

Speaker: It was me, Ben Hart and Nate Ratcliffe and somebody else. And you'd hear a shot go off and then you'd feel...

Speaker: Buckshot, well not buckshot, but pellets rain down around you. They're shooting above you. You're shooting a squirrel in a tree, but your buddy's 40 feet in front of you, and you're just shooting over his head. Yeah, you know, you could, yeah, squirrel, you could shoot

Speaker: 40 rabbits in a day and the next day there'd be 200 more. Yep. There's population control that just was no control in the population for rabbits or squirrels back home. Cause them fuckers were every damn where. It was some country ass shit. We grew up in the back, grew up in the middle of nowhere. Jeff, Jeff was probably closer to town than I was. Oh, my closest neighbor was a mile. Yeah. That's my closest neighbor. It was a mile. And one, one direction he was almost a mile.

Speaker: One direction it was Amish and the other one, the other direction was my buddy. So until my sister built, my parents sold my sister and my brother -in -law an acre. Oh, I thought you were going to say they sold your sister and your brother -in -law, but I said what? They sold him an acre of the land on the far end of the land. Times were tough back then. Sometimes you got to do it. I got to get that new bike, man.

Speaker: Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to make ends meet. And Jeff's family has like 16 kids, so. Yeah, there's six of us. Until my sister built her house, the closest neighbor in any direction was a mile. And Eric Sargent lived about two miles from me.

Speaker: for a short time and he had his dad, he was staying at his dad's house, his dad lived down in front of me and they had left a box of fireworks out overnight and it got wet and froze and froze and we brought him over my house we were trying to get him to light again but they were still frozen and I remember walking back to his house he's holding

Speaker: whole like 25 black cats. And the wick just all of a sudden went from just barely a cherry on it to kicking ass and flew all up in his hand and shit. That fat dude jumped up 40 feet. Eric was a big dude, but I never seen him run so fast. We used to, like I said, growing up in the country, we used to have to

Speaker: We start to make sure to make sure that they're in a board and a log that becomes a ramp for your bike real quick. Yeah, exactly. Hood of an old truck up the side of a hill in the wintertime. There's a slump for six people right there. Oh yeah. Or better yet, just tie that hood to the back of a quad and keep going.

Speaker: If you fall off, hold on. Hang tight motherfuckers. I just I just realized I'm over here. I'm you know, I'm during the show and stuff. I've always jot down notes and stuff actually actually went out and got an actual notebook instead of just writing a paper. I know I have a notebook but my my sister told me shout out to you. What happened?

Speaker: the way that I put the uh the scoreboard the scores up here for the uh for the chatter's box spelled out the jets you're welcome Jody Elinor, Tim and and Saint John and I just put their first initial J -E -T -S apparently decent draft I'm like they had a really good draft dude I remember I just remember something

Speaker: They're being sneaky. My grandfather built my parents' house. They're in a tough division, but they're being sneaky. They did fantastic draft. My grandfather, my uncles and aunts used to take crap that they would buy that eventually didn't work, and they'd take it up in the woods and stash it. And my cousin and I found a mini bike that originally had a five horsepower motor on it. And we could not get the motor worked, so we ripped the motor off.

Speaker: and ruse to ride it down the hill. And there was no brakes on it. The seat was gone, so we duct tape a pillow to it. And to stop, we would run into a tree. We were like 12. Funniest fucking thing ever.

Speaker: To this day, one of the funniest times I had, my cousin from Chicago. He was in the suburbs of Chicago, so his closest neighbor was two feet. He used to come down to what he used to call, I come down here on the farm to get stars. So I got a good story to tell the boys when I get home. That's right. He'd come down every summer and we'd find something dumb to do. I was in a seat with multiple monkey bars in the jungle gyms.

Speaker: What's that? I don't know what that was. That wasn't particularly safe either. No, the old school playground equipment was survival of the fittest. We all know somebody that has a missing tooth or something because of that shit too. I remember. That's jackass. I didn't spell it wrong.

Speaker: Ease nuts. Ease nuts. Tony D. I put the dot, dot, dot. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Check it. Do you remember Chris? Do you remember Nate back with him? Do you remember Nate back with him? One of the buddies Chris and I was in school with, we were like maybe 12. He had brought home, he had brought to school some handcuffs, like, you know, the play handcuffs.

Speaker: And he decided it would be funny idea to run past the swing set, cuff onto the swing set while it was still attached to his wrist. And broke his fucking wrist because he was moving. He was flying. He broke his wrist.

Speaker: Jackass. I remember the gym teacher going, you're lucky to tell him you're him. Right? Yeah. But I got to admit the motherfucker didn't cry once. He snapped that fucking wrist like nothing. 12 years old didn't cry. I was impressed as hell because I was bowling. But no, yeah, exactly. But let's go ahead and start wrapping this dish. Devastry fire up for the night.

Speaker: Hopefully by Saturday, I'll have that other video I wanted to save and then I want to try to share, do a video or share screen. But we do appreciate you guys listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully you like the new format and layout and all that fun jazz. We know we've had some fun with it tonight. Playing around with doing different things. Some of the features that have made life a little bit easier for us.

Speaker: Uh, speaking of making life easier for us, I'm over here. There's so much to do. Um, no, we do appreciate you guys hanging out. We appreciate you guys in the comment section, Jeff and Tony. I appreciate y 'all hanging out with me yet again for another episode of this crazy, crazy dumpster fire that we do. We'll be back again, Saturday night for a brand new episode. What we draw, we'll be drafting our starting five for worst.

Speaker: horror movies in our opinion. You guys can get your list in, go and send those to the email at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. We'll go ahead and drop those Saturday night. We'll have, we'll see what's going on in the world of news. And then of course we'll continue our dark side of Disney's new series. Maybe Tony will, maybe we'll start tending Tony's Lake savagery.

Speaker: Savage tree. Is that a word? Savage tree. Quick story. What's that? I said it's going to be quick. I'm going to hold everybody. Oh, no, I'm going to give you a, yeah, I'm going to give you a, you know, we can, we can rearrange, like I said, we can do it once a week. That way it'll give you time to do research and stuff like that. You know, a new one a week. Maybe we can throw it in on the Monday show because Monday shows was really not anything going on or whatever. We'll figure it out though. Like we always do. We just kind of wing it until we make it work.

Speaker: But with that being said, we do appreciate you guys. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok. You can get every single episode of the podcast on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts at. Don't forget you can join us live here and for the probably rest of the time we're doing podcasting.

Speaker: Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. Thanks, Jim. You can watch this live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday on YouTube, Twitch, and Facebook. And brand new episodes of the podcast will be posted to Spotify every Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday. So you can follow there. Everything will be off the date.

Speaker: All that jazz for you. Don't forget to email us if you'd like to at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. You can go ahead and send a story shout outs if you want to wish somebody happy birthday, happy anniversary. If you got a quick, fun story, whatever you want to do, you can, uh, you can roast us. You can tell us how great we are. What did you say Jeff? I said, happy divorce, happy divorce. Yeah. Whatever, whatever anniversary. I said, happy divorce. Yeah. Whatever you want to, whatever, whatever you want to celebrate. We'll shout you guys out. We're going to start doing a,

Speaker: uh email listeners emails kind of section because that'll be interesting because because uh knowing knowing some of our listeners that are vocal

Speaker: And how they act. I would be curious to see the ones that are not vocal in the chatters box and just want to randomly send send us stories and shit. That would be cool. You know, I mean, like type up a quick story. Give us give us a backstory of something crazy. You did that. You're everyone's homework for the next week. Send us a crazy story. So but Yeah, I think that's everything got everything covered.

Speaker: I just got to do this. Share screen. I like that. I like that I can save videos because it makes this process. I know, right? So much faster. We'll do that. We'll do that. We're going to end the show like we always do. Hopefully that should be sharing now with a little blacktop mojo. Little wicked woman. Little wicked woman. If you guys,

Speaker: Tony, is this the first time you've actually seen this video? Probably. Oh, definitely. You need to check out this chick. Tell me she's not hot. Go ahead and lie to me. I dare you. If you guys don't know who Blacktop Mojo is, do yourself a favor. Check them out everywhere you stream music and on all social media, at BlacktopMojo. Give them a like, give them a listen, give them a share. Yeah!

Speaker: She likes the mood, she likes the love, she likes the blood on her head. She dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red.

Speaker: She whispers prayers into the wind And she comes here with the dance She throws the balls into the fire And in darkness she chants She's the brightest of all hands

Speaker: We're getting a little too close to each other.

Speaker: There was a smile on her face as she watched my soul leave

Speaker: Do you have any weapons of any kind anything to defend yourself? We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good

Speaker: No, man. Like, something sharp. Something, like, I can stab to fit myself with. I've got you sharp to the combo. Better combos over there. I like Ritz cracker pregnant with a cheese, baby. Jesus Christ.

Speaker: Well, these lighters and the Blacktop Mojo is playing over the loudspeaker for the music and this. Yeah, but look behind the look behind the teller too, Tony. There's a bunch of fucking that's all ammo. It's guns and ammo. There she goes.

Speaker: Whatever, man. Okay. Here's that. Here she comes. Oh, I'm sorry. Tell me this woman ain't gorgeous, Tony. There! Oh, damn!

Speaker: Here it comes. Get my wife one of those outfits. Oh, shit. Oh, shit, Chuck. Oh, shit, Chuck.

Speaker: He's like there before he's fucked up.

Speaker: I love that it's the first time I've ever seen this video.

Speaker: Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her here, Tony. Get a full view. Damn. Jesus. Calm down. I mean, I'm saying she's looking like she's in shape and shit and shit.

Speaker: That's actually the long -haired guy's girlfriend, the guy that goes into the shop. Yeah, the guy who went into the gas station asking about the rest of the game. That's his girlfriend. That's his girlfriend. So that's why I tell Jeff to shut the fuck up all the time because now he's going to get you started and you two are just going to disrespect the hell out of that man. I'm not disrespecting. I'm saying the woman's in shame and I want to know where she got that option so I can get my wife. I want to get one of those out of the way. That's all I got to say. That's all I got to say.

Speaker: If I heard you say some of the things that you've said about her on the podcast, I'd break your neck if you said it about my woman. Why do you think I don't talk about your woman, dumbass? I was born at night. It wasn't last night. But with that being said, we are done. We are kind of in here. Hey. She might kick your ass too. But with that being said, we are out of here.

Speaker: We'll see you guys Saturday night with a brand new episode. Jeffrey, let him know one time. Deuces! Tony. Change the note. Oh, he's not gonna be angry. Change the note. You know he's gonna be angry. I ain't the biggest and I ain't the baddest, but I ain't the first to run either. Don't like that? I say, join us. Same nonsensical channel, same nonsensical times. Saturday, Saturday, Saturday.

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