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Speaker: We're all the good men gone and we're all the gods
Speaker: Fight the rising odds We should do a night upon the fire of steed Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need What is a hero? I'm only a foolish hero
Speaker: It's strong and it's got to be fast and it's got to be fresh from the fight I need a hero I'm only, I'm only a hero till the morning light It's got to be sure and it's got to be soon and it's got to be larger than life, larger than life
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Speaker: Welcome everybody. Hopefully, you guys are having a good Wednesday. Good week so far. Hopefully, you had a good weekend. I didn't see you on Monday. This wasn't feeling it Monday. You know what I mean? I've been there. So, Cash and I hung out. Nikki wasn't feeling good. Austo was out with her friend. Buggy was being buggy. So, Cash and I hung out. We watched the new Five Nights at Freddy's.
Speaker: Uh, yeah, I liked it. Uh, it was Willie's Wonderland, but with a script. Uh, I know exactly what you're talking about. So, uh, so anyways, welcome to the show, guys. If you're not already, go ahead and, um, check out the social medias, Facebook, Instagram, X and tick tock.
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Speaker: It's going to give you all of our links, where to find us, where to listen to us, where to watch us. And it's going to give you the links to our, uh, sponsors as well. So you guys can check those out, check them out. Make sure you use our promo code words are hard. If you check out our sponsors and make a purchase, we'll save you some money at the end of the day. Saving money is always a good thing. Hey, everybody loves to save money, man. I was doing a little bit, just a little bit. I had to buy a couple of things last night, a little bit of Christmas shopping.
Speaker: already. Uh, well, no, I was just, it was like, it was literally like one thing for each person, but it was all on the same website. Okay. Uh, but you already got like, I already got a discount and then because I don't know, for whatever reason, I would, I had a, and I saved a 20 some dollars on that. And then I got an additional discount that saved me another 58, 50 some odd dollar, $60, something like that. Saved almost a hundred bucks.
Speaker: I was like, well, that's a fair, fair warning. I'm getting you for Christmas. The same thing I got you. I was going to get you the same exact thing. I got you. Look at that. As long as I'm saying nothing. A big old fat box of nothing. Yo. How is that? I know you like it.
Speaker: How was the, uh, the weekend there, sir? Trick or treat was last night for you guys, right? Yeah, we did trick or treat last night here with the kids, uh, just here in the neighborhood. Nothing crazy. Uh, they did a little bit of raffle. Of course everybody won. Go figure, you know, uh, they literally had just a prize for each person. And they draw a number and
Speaker: Person won that prize, you know, so it was Let's say call it a wrap because they had a lot of the same things But you know, of course my dad back, you know my My dad Jack's right here a whole bag of suckers boy But I don't know what it is, uh Benji it is a Arturo Fuente special
Speaker: I got a light one. Light skinned or dark skinned? Yeah, exactly. You know, I was like, wait, is he recording this? I'm going to get caught in a racist rant. I'm just sure. You know, something interesting did happen over the weekend, sir. Fuck you, killer cab.
Speaker: That's why you bitch made homie. You don't know nothing about them sea bus killers son. Sea bus killers shut down in the grave. I something did interesting happen over the weekend. Please tell me about it. Mr five and three again. There are no participation trophies. There can be only one winner. Well, I'm just saying that non sports guy beat the champ in fantasy football.
Speaker: And might I say by a very large margin, it wasn't like I squeaked back. It's not like you, it's not like you out coached me. You're playing. I never said I did, but trust me, I was like, Oh, I forget. I mean, you, you, you forget I'm in two other leagues.
Speaker: The podcast league is by far my best league in my league my actual pay league. I am sitting in out of 10 people if I can get it to load. Out of 10 people. I am sitting in fourth place.
Speaker: with a four and four record, with a four and four record. I'm just saying, you know, excuses are like assholes. Everybody's got one. They all think like shit. All I know is, all I know is I beat you. There's no excuse. A blind squirrel gets to that every once in a while. But you know what? I'll take my nut. And then in Tony's league,
Speaker: I'm five and three sitting in third place, but I had to call my way out of the gutter. Cause I was once upon a time, all the way down in last place. Now I have surpassed everybody and working my way to the top dogs. And then there's, and then there's the podcast league, Jeff. And there's the podcast podcast where the standings go.
Speaker: Um, a little something like this, the champ is six and two. Yeah. You are the two way tie for second to last place with three of them. Which is expected because, um, I'm not a sports guy. I completely forget.
Speaker: than the best team football actually since throughout the week. You don't actually have to be a sports guy to play fantasy football. It's luck. Brian and I have been talking about that. Brian and I have been talking about that because in my paid league, I'm damned if I do and I'm damned if I don't. And Brian is the same way in our league. You know, it's it's a catch. You know, bottom line,
Speaker: You didn't know coach me. You didn't, you didn't do anything special. I didn't change my roster. Yeah. My team was better on paper. They just didn't perform. Well, did your couple of your guys get hurt? I saw a bunch of like a couple of your players got like, they're, they're, they turn yellow or orange or whatever. But, uh, I wonder about that. Can you hear guys got hurt or something? Yeah. Her cousins got hurt.
Speaker: Uh, Darren Waller got hurt and left the game early. Aaron Jones got hurt. So I mean, that helped me a lot. Let's be honest. Um, yeah, another of my guys, it'll be an asterisk on your life forever that once got beaten fantasy football by Jeff. I mean, you can give yourself that, that.
Speaker: I know like however if I win the whole fucking lot, which couldn't happen still All of you get an asterisk on your signature for the rest of your life got his ass kicked by Jeff It could happen next year Not that far away
Speaker: And at the end of the day, as I, as I pointed out to everybody a million times, you can't win every game of fantasy football. I was once 12 and oh, and then took a complete dog shit and didn't even win. Exactly. So yeah, like I said, again, for me, I'm just saying.
Speaker: You know, uh, we're one in one against each other. I hope you do somehow find a way to sneak into the playoffs and manage a couple more wins, uh, a few more wins and get into the playoffs so that we can have the rubber band match and declare and declare a definitive winner between the two of us in the, in the, in the playoffs. I agree. Now, I guess being here by slim to none, but whatever.
Speaker: I mean, I'm six and two and I'm not even a lock in the playoff shit. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. If you take enough key losses and I take enough to win, I can win the whole fucking lot. So, but I'll let you let me glow. Is that it? Yeah. I'll let you have your moment.
Speaker: I'll let you have your moment in the shade, if you will. Cause you're not in the sun yet. You know, you're still, you know, even the hyenas got lucky every once in a while on, on, on the Lion King. It was until they awoke in that inner beast of Mufasa or Simba.
Speaker: What do y 'all need to do? Dress a drag and do the hula? I actually cut that out. Oh no, I won this weekend in my league. Didn't I? I beat that. Well, I was beating the dog shit out of Brian in Jeff's league. Suck it, Brian.
Speaker: or in Tony's league. And then I was watching it. I was like, this motherfucker keeps getting closer and closer and closer. I was up by like 80 points or something like that. It wound up winning by 18. And my league, I was dominant. I beat the brakes off of my opponent. It wasn't even fair. Well, it's a funny thing. It's like I, uh, Sunday morning, you know, like I checked it.
Speaker: What Thursday night? And then literally forgot about the check again Thursday morning. I was like, or Monday morning. I was like, look at that. I won. I mean, when I checked it Monday morning, you still had a 1 % chance of winning. I was like, I think I got this one. Well, it's one of those things. You never know what's going to happen because I was down by 50 points.
Speaker: And it's not unheard of for a player to pop off and go for 50 some points in fantasy football. And the guy that I had just so happened to be Devontae Adams, and if there was a wide receiver that could pop off and go for 50 plus points in fantasy football, it's Devontae Adams. However, Devontae Adams got me a whopping 2 .9 points because the Raiders got the kids in the dirt. Don't spend that all in one place, I'm just saying.
Speaker: So they didn't bear too well, but can't win them all. I'm still the top dog in, in the lead. And I still have my secondary team holding the line defense, defending me in second place. He's like, all right, motherfuckers, you got to get through me. If you want to get to hit
Speaker: So yes, I don't, I don't normally pay attention, but I was like, like I even on Thursday night when I checked it, I was like, I'm playing Chris. I'm going to fucking lose. I had two players that got double digit points, man. You're, you're, you're, you're not going to walk away with a dub on, on that very many times. Hell I projected to lose by 20 some points to Cush this week. Ooh, I haven't even checked. But I lost my starting quarterback.
Speaker: My backup quarterback's on a buy this week. So I had to pick up a set, you know, I had to pick up a third goddamn running back or wide fucking quarterback. God damn. I had to drop in another one in his place. And it was just like,
Speaker: running back, ain't been doing shit. The fucking Cowboys just fucking smoke the Rams last week. And you would think, Oh wow. They're just beating the brakes off of the Rams. Maybe Tony Pollard will get some, get some reps because they're just going to run the ball and run the clock. Now, Tony Pollard couldn't muster fucking 15 yards to save his life. So that's what I was saying. It's no big deal. Six and two still on top closest person behind me is, uh,
Speaker: is, is, is, uh, myself. Yeah. First and second place, the champ and the bad guy. And I was trying to give the bad guy to Nikki cause she said she wanted to play fit or she said she would play fantasy football with us next year. Um, and I was like, well, do you want to go ahead and take her over my second team? All you gotta do is log into it, download the app, log into it and, uh, and rock and roll with it.
Speaker: Uh, she's like, Oh, I don't know. I'm like, well, I was like, I still help you and you can get the hang of it. I said, that's a good spot. Cause you got an advantage going into it. But, uh, now Cush is right behind me at five and three. He's in third place. And then Tony and golfer at four and four, they're tied for fourth.
Speaker: but they'll be separated by points. Tony's got more points than than the golf talk on the season and I just edged out push for second place. So like I said, I, I, I, uh, when I got on the league, I was pressured into it anyway. Come on. It'll be fun. A lot of work. It's fun.
Speaker: I didn't expect you to do very well this season. Cause you'd never done fantasy football. I think next year when we do it, you'll be better because you have an idea of how to do it. Right. You'll have that. And it doesn't even matter if you like, like I said, my buddy Kevin, his wife, she doesn't know the first fucking thing about football. And this is the first year she's played back. Usually she's one of the top contenders in our league.
Speaker: And she don't know. Well, like you said, there's a, there's a mild stroke of luck to it. It's not, you know, you could, you can literally be projected at 50 % 50 plus percent to win. Well, it's like, well, I had to, I had to replace a quarterback, uh, in one of my other leagues. I picked up Gardner Minshew from the Colts. He's been doing pretty good. He's a backup quarterback because they're, they're starting quarterback went down.
Speaker: He's been playing really good. They're playing the Carolina Panthers, the Carolina Panthers are dog shit. They've won one game this week, this year. The defense is suspect as fuck. And I'm like, I may go ahead and snatch up Gardner men's shoe. Maybe he'll get me like 20 some points. Now watch this week. He'll get me like three points or he'll break his arm or something in the first drive of the game. And then I'm, I'm shit out of luck with the quarterback. Great.
Speaker: There's so many factors to the whole fantasy ball thing. It's like, I wish my game and I call it a day. I don't worry about it. Who the hell is the tight end for fucking Carolina? What was it? Um, Hockinson. No, he's in Minnesota. What?
Speaker: Carolina Panch horse. I have, I have, I have Adam Thielen for the Panthers and he's whooping everybody's ass. You gotta get Benji to play next year. Oh, Hayden Hearst. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. Hey nurses doing phenomenal.
Speaker: in five weeks, he has a combined total score of five, seven, eight, 10, 15 points. So it took him seven weeks to get the same score that he got in week one. Hey, nurse is killing it. Um, yeah, but so, you know, it's, it's, it's just about kind of half -ass paying attention, making sure your players aren't hurt.
Speaker: I read that's basically all I'm worried about is like, okay, I have all positions covered, right? Okay, great. Nobody's on bi -week, right? Okay, great. What up Roger Simmons? I get it until Monday. Oh, I'm checking it multiple times a week. I'm looking and watching because you never know when somebody's going to get injured in practice. You don't get all checked. Like before, uh, Friday night,
Speaker: I'll check everything. All right. Everybody's good. Everybody's good. All right. Bye. I'll see you on Monday. Like I said, if I win, great. If I don't, I will. It should happen. Shihatsu happens, man. Yeah, hey. Hey, Shihatsu. But now, I'll give you your moment. Good victory. You took out the top tier talent. Hey, all. Hey.
Speaker: I'm just saying, there's only two people that say they beat you this year. And I'm one of them. I don't even know who the other one is that beat me. I don't either. I honestly don't know. Did you beat yourself? I mean, I usually do that four or five times a day. Agreed. That's a good question. Why do you know why we're sitting? Who the hell did I lose to this year?
Speaker: I beat you in week one. Week two. I beat Brian at week three. I beat golf in week four. Tony got me the first time we played. He got lucky. Yeah, he was like by by like one or two points. I know he got me, but he got me by 15, but he.
Speaker: I got you by a lot like 66 like my 150 something I scored 73 you scored 129 come down there to the key most obviously don't know I don't have my phone with me. I don't know they thought they were they thought they're real fucking funny now I'm all over I'm like stink on shit you little bastards
Speaker: It's not just you apparently Kevin's going after Tony a lot And a couple other people that are playing with it. It's all from my Facebook. Obviously. Yeah, so I Had to fire the world's hypest me mine Yeah firing it was it was more of a priority thing
Speaker: It was a lot going. It was a restructuring. It was a mercy. Mercy killing. There's that. Call it what you want to call it. I'm a fucking alcoholic. Wait, what did that guy do that? We had to we had to cut back. We were making some cuts. He didn't make it. He's just making the final draft, that's all. Yeah.
Speaker: I don't know, man. That's your boy. That's your boy, Benji. Yeah, that's all you. No, other than me beating you in fantasy football and, of course, the whole passport bullshit I'm going through, it's not that it's difficult. It's just, it's fucking stupid that I have to go back from the end of tomorrow.
Speaker: because I literally had everything there and they're like, this is great. Just doesn't have barcode. I was like, really? And I was like, can I just do it right now? I'm printing out. They're like, no, because apparently you have to have an appointment. That's a little tricky on their end. You know, that's what I said. I said, this is not only to be an asshole, but this is kind of bullshit. There's a little. So we have appointments all day. I'm like, I'm the only one here.
Speaker: What appointments do you have, lunch? Yeah. I popped in and Benji was live earlier today. I was on lunch at work, popped in and chitchatted with him a little bit. Talking about the show, a few people were there asking about it, a couple people were there asking about it.
Speaker: I do have to say last night we found out about this trick -or -treating thing last night like an hour and a half before it was happening
Speaker: This is in your neighborhood. Like how do you find out about this an hour and a half before it happens? Okay. Here's the thing. They put, they have a chat room. It's not a chat room. It's a WhatsApp group. Just like you have on Facebook and stuff like that. And we have on Snapchat. I'm not allowed in there because every time somebody says something, I deem inappropriate. I'm like, fuck you. So they keep kicking me out. Uh,
Speaker: And it's usually about me or about my dogs. They're like, the white guy's dog is out again. I'm like, fuck you, it's a dog. Calm down. And what's the worst thing that's going to happen? It's going to lick you in the desert? Calm down. But my wife, my wife left the group for a short time because she was like, oh, all they do is complain about every fucking thing under the sun.
Speaker: They were complaining about the pool the other day that it had too much water in it. I was like, so get a bucket, which is why I get kicked out. So my wife jumped out and then she jumped back in the other day and they're like, are you guys coming to the Halloween thing tonight? And I went, what Halloween thing? She's like, yeah, they're doing trick or treat tonight. I'm like, we don't have anything ready. Under an hour and a half. Kevin looked awesome.
Speaker: he dressed up as Heath Ledger, a mix of Heath Ledger's Joker and, and, uh, um, Babbin versus, Jared Leto. He, he, he pulled off the combo for a good time. He did his makeup. Um, but like she, she, we didn't have anything green for his hair. So she took, uh, eyeshadow. She had somebody got her like a,
Speaker: big colored palette and had this big green eye shadow. She's like, I'm never going to use that. So she cut a little bit piece off and mushed it up with some water and struck it through his hair. It looked awesome. And then she had a plaid, she had like a plaid overcoat jacket kind of thing that he wore. And then he took a PVC pipe, wrapped it in brown paper and made it look like a cane.
Speaker: He's strutting with a fucking cane. It's funny. But Michelle put on one of Tanya's wigs. Tanya buys wigs when her friends go out and they think, wig out? Oh, honey. Michelle threw out a wig in a princess dress.
Speaker: that she had laying around from forever ago. So she went as Princess Peach. Peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches. The one kid, the one kid dressed as, she went as a princess. You know, but the one kid, he's dressed as Buzz Lightyear. He's like, he's, he's maybe six. He's like the ages, ages, ages, ages, ages, ages, because that's all he could do.
Speaker: I was like, I guess I'm princess beach and I was like, run with it. Yeah. Yeah. This dance really, fortunately, uh, but fortunately cash came home sick from school Monday. So he stayed home yesterday. So he, he couldn't go trick or treating, but I was like, dude, you already went trick or treating twice. And you went to some Halloween festival on Saturday. You know, so we.
Speaker: The girls went with their mom and we stayed home and Nikki made. Nikki made. Did you see in the Snapchat group thing that Brian said he said click your cousin did it again or your family did it again? There's a chicken bacon ranch quesadillas. Oh no, I saw that.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, Nikki made those last night. They were super good. I had a big old fucking bull of salsa. I was dipping them in. I have to be careful what I find like videos like that. All right. I'll send them to my mother -in -law and the next day she shows up with a plate of it. Yeah. And I'm like, it was just a suggestion. She's like, well, you said it looked good. Well, Nikki's out.
Speaker: Yeah, Nikki's all the time getting ideas and shit like that off of Instagram and TikTok and Facebook. I'm not complaining because I enjoy this shit. Benji, we do appreciate the promotion, man. Always, always. Any word of mouth that anybody gives up there shares the show. We do appreciate the shit out of that because my co -hosts don't know how to share a show to save their lives. So that's why I fired one.
Speaker: Unfortunately, you're stuck with me. Well, I didn't. That wasn't the older reason. There was very, very, every time I think Jeff's gone, he fires back up. He's the worst case of fucking herpes I've ever had in my life. A pool with too much water. What? Exactly. That's what they literally bitched about because it fucking just down rained the other day.
Speaker: Did you guys get any effects from the hurricane that came up? I was on the opposite side of the country, but hurricanes hit Florida and we get affected by them and up here in North Florida. Well, yeah. Okay. So, so it rain. Yeah. Okay. So when I go in the mornings, when I go to get cigarettes and stuff from the store, those guys who don't know Ohio is North Florida.
Speaker: but, uh, it rained the other day where I would go get cigarettes and I had to figure out a way around the giant puddle. So not walking through it because it's where, where it floods, it becomes a small lake and every once in a while I'll get lucky and some guy will be driving through and just look at me and I'm, and I jump on the, on the bumper of his truck and drives through it. Then I jump on up. So what you're saying is that it's over your head? No, it's not that it's like,
Speaker: If I'm wearing, if I don't want to walk all the historic, it's really soaking wet. But it'll be about half chin deep. So your ankles, you know. Just lightly cover the top of my my boot. Yeah, stuff like that. But I agree. Yes. Yesterday we were out at the console and stuff.
Speaker: We got back and we had some time to kill cause I was still technically off work. So the wife and I went to go get something to eat while I was getting there at school. And uh, it just happened to be a bunch of motorcycles sitting there. And I was like, because here's the crazy thing. Did you trip and watch a biker dick in your mouth again? No, no, no, no, no. If you go to Walmart here,
Speaker: I've had five guys for dinner or for lunch yesterday. If you go to Walmart here, you can buy a motorcycle or a four wheeler. And they're not the greatest bet. But damn, if they're not cheap. I found a 250 cc street bike ish bike, and it was like three grand. And I was like,
Speaker: you know, but I was told no, like it was like, if you're going to buy a bike, buy a real bike, they're made by this weird brand. Oh, Kevin Smith. I'm ready. Yeah. Benji's from Ohio. And yes, Ohio is North Florida. We are the. Well, it just arrived too. Yeah. Which explains a lot.
Speaker: Jeff could not be a character in the first franchise Yeah, remember in clerks to the donkey show Jeff was already in there He was one fucking the dolphin donkey
Speaker: I was like, what the fuck? Yup, that was Jeff. Fucking a donkey. Ohio, Ohio, gang gang. Gang gang. Gang gang, Ohio in the house. Oh, that reminds me, there's a, there's a song on Spotify. It's called, oh fuck.
Speaker: I gotta look it up. It's called, um, let's all be honest. None of us, none of us intentionally are very often like Ohio. It's cool. It's obviously rap, but it's obviously some Ohio born guy and he's representing Ohio like you read about. Yeah. I thought with the song, like swag, like Ohio is going to be a country song.
Speaker: Oh, more often than not. But I actually found it by accident one day. I was I was I went to the store today. And of course, when I go to the store, I take my phone, my headphones, I kind of jam out, blah, blah. And that song kind of popped up through my Spotify feed. I was like, it's goofy as fuck. It's I mean, he literally repeats himself. I hate this.
Speaker: What are you going to do? Well, we had snow last night. It was freezing cold today and uh tomorrow, I think it's going to be like 70. So, yay. The only reason it wasn't so **** hot here that I almost died is because it rained this morning. I went to the store.
Speaker: And she's like, I don't mind walking in this weather. I'm like, that's cause it rained this morning and it's nine o 'clock in the morning. Of course you don't do it at noon on a sunny day. It's like walking on the fucking sun. You get back and you look like you just got out of the pool. That was horrible. I don't like, I don't, yeah, I don't like to snow either. Can't stand the cold. I miss living in South Carolina.
Speaker: And I know I still, I know I still got like another nine, 10 years left on my, hopefully no more than nine. It is. You know, I'm locked up north and locked up up north. Do another thing about it. I don't like that. I mean, but given the choice between Ohio and actual jail.
Speaker: Probably take Ohio, but just buy a very good market. I don't know if you, I can't remember what country it was, but they showed the inside of their jails and it was like a fucking report, bro. Sweden! Them motherfuckers know how to do jail, right? I'll go to jail there tomorrow, boy. Holy shit, they got internet access. They can come and go as they please.
Speaker: Yeah. Well then the rooms are like five star hotel, man. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go on a murder spree and eat a whole bunch of people. Lock me up forever. Put me away. They don't even lock the door. You can leave when you want.
Speaker: I mean, it's a work release program, but he literally gets up in the morning and he goes to his job and then comes back to the jail, which is like working for rent free. Yeah. The Swedes are doing it right, man. They do everything right in Sweden. There's no war. I don't get into the wars in Sweden, man. They got good looking women, gorgeous weather, good food.
Speaker: Don't they work like three day work weeks they get free health care free college Not only that during the pandemic they were like, yeah, we don't believe it so they didn't close down Like everything went on normal
Speaker: Also, Florida. Yeah, pretty much. No. Florida actually had a small time of shutdown. It was like 30 seconds. It was like 30 seconds. Yeah, it was like 30 seconds. It was a massive social distance. And you know what? They had the least amount of cases. So what you're saying was the pandemic was a fraud. This is your first day.
Speaker: So, hold on. Let me get this right. The pandemic was a fraud. So, how do you feel about the vaccine? Birds aren't real. Birds are not real. There's rezones. Oh my god. Don't even get started. This guy has got that side of his van. Insects are military weaponized robots.
Speaker: I think you'll get a kick out of I gotta look it up so I can show you a picture Yeah, free blah blah blah. Nothing is free. They pay a fuck done in taxes. I don't care. We pay a fuck ton in taxes agree Literally and figuratively shit out what up Chris what up motherfucker Oh
Speaker: XR weaponized machines Last night I Can't spell today last night Dubai had a bit of a show Did you see what they did for Halloween
Speaker: These guys don't fuck around, sir. That is a crazy city, man. The amount of money that they have there in that country or whatever it is. And I agree. Because they have like the world's tallest skyscraper. Well, Iran said world style skyscraper. They did a bit of a show for Halloween. Check it out. Those are drones.
Speaker: Each individual light is a drone. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dollywood does something. That is cool. Something like that. And somebody else did something like that. The drone capability is insane these days. Oh, yeah. That's cool. I mean, I saw a TikTok last night. I was like, you know what? I'm not mad at it at all. No, that's fucking badass. The skeleton is as big as that building. It looked like it was. And that building is the smallest ice scraper. It looked like he was dry humping it. Maybe a little graping.
Speaker: he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he
Speaker: I can't fly a little remote helicopter. Can you imagine, you know, because this thing was moving like it had legs up. It's a computer program, dude. Is it really? Yeah, they're not actually flying them. It's a computer program. So it's choreographed. Yeah. Wish we didn't have to give so much of our money to other countries. Maybe our taxes wouldn't be so high. However, we need to make sure we help rebuild fun to other countries all the time.
Speaker: Why don't we help rebuild and fund our own country first? I agree. I agree. Fuckin Portland. Have you seen San Francisco? Have you seen? Have you seen New York? There's little, what, what was it? There's in San Francisco, uh, this family that moved out, they lived, they actually lived on a boat on purpose. And then the lady was like, she, she's like, okay. So she,
Speaker: She does like a video blog of her life, boring herself, but she was showing, getting off her boat to go pick up her mail 150 feet away. Not a big deal, right? 15 needles that worked better the night before. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, I know. I mean, there's places in, in, in California, these, these, these like fucking four or $5 ,000 a month
Speaker: uh, luxury, luxury condos. And people are pulling out of the parking garages with, with $400 ,000 cars and shit. And it's just for days, homeless people, the streets are littered with syringes and drugs and everything else. And people dead in the street. It's, it's mind boggling to me.
Speaker: can't not sure why but we can't exactly because we're too busy in other people's business as a as a nation great everybody else's fuck them let them kill each other at the end of the day let them all kill each other not our problem if our house if you got a problem you know where we live deal your own shit
Speaker: If our house wasn't a mess and we were, and we were, and we were in good shape, I would say go help out everybody and anybody, but we're not, we're a fucking mess. At the end of the day, we're throwing stones in a glass house. We're in a giant glass house. We're like, let's just throw this rock as far as we can. We as a nation, America, have a hero complex. We do. And our country is like,
Speaker: Like if you if you put countries out there in India and you put like treating a country like an individual, our country is a narcissistic dickhead with a hero complex. So so it's a glick. I don't have a walk around going, I'm the champ and wearing a belt. That's not a narcissist. Yeah, that's a maniac. You're a fucking idiot.
Speaker: You're a fucking idiot. That's an egomaniac. Yes, our country. But our country is like a narcissistic. Dick with the with the fucking hero complex, man, we got it. Unfortunately, the U .S. had well, fortunately, the U .S. has never lost a war. So it's we are that bully on the street going, go ahead, fuck her up, say her name three times, see what happens. That's not true.
Speaker: The US has lost a war. Vietnam was a tie. Oh, think about it. Oh, one and one. I know you could do this. Just say Vietnam was a tie. Oh, one and one. Actually, yeah, we're oh, one and one. So we got a loss and a tie. A loss, a win, and a tie.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. It's actually from a movie. I can't remember. I don't know what movie it's from. Wars. We are two and oh in the World War. We we basically are undefeated in war. but we have lost. I'll give you a hint. Yeah, please. I did it to myself earlier this fantasy football season.
Speaker: I beat myself. I fought myself. Civil War. That's that's that's that's kind of like that's a tie. That's a tie. No, it's not. You win. I never get into a fight. You know, all the time. Yeah, because that's like if you're fighting a fucking near, if you're fighting a a clone of yourself,
Speaker: You don't know much about the Civil War, do you? You don't know much about the Civil War, do you? You don't know much about the Civil War, do you? You don't know much about the Civil War, do you? You don't know much about the Civil War, do you? You don't know much about the Civil War, do you? You don't know much about the Civil War, do you? You don't know much about the Civil War, do you?
Speaker: The South's gonna rise again. Roll tide. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How'd that work for you last time? Yeah. I'm talking to you too, Tex. Let's go fuck yourselves. You wouldn't mind. But if you do the math, if you do the math, if the Civil War happened today, I hate being very bad news, but I'm pretty sure the South would win because the North is, everybody's giving up their guns.
Speaker: Oh, what fucking planet do you live in where the north is giving up their guns? New York. We're not going to start with them clowns. We're going to be we're going to fucking blow. We have one for the team. I'm sorry. Are you not? New York and the in the New England territory is good for is much like much like Pops used to say.
Speaker: about Marines. Great suit, they're great shields. Operation get in front of us boys. Playman California, the north or south. South. I say you take them. I agree. Yeah, you guys can have Oregon while you're at it. Oh yeah, he take all the. Washington, California.
Speaker: before you Texas and get all high up on your pedestal. You guys are fucking schmucks first and foremost, but you wouldn't last 30 seconds in the Midwest, in the middle of the winter. So don't think, Oh, we're Texas. It's 58 degrees. It's the end of the world in Texas. I'm sorry. Two inches of snow and all. I still find my golf ball. I'm just saying.
Speaker: And trust me, after we promised the Mexicans the state of Texas and New Mexico, they're going to side with us and they're coming up from the backside and they're going to take you out too. So you can fucking have that. You can fucking have it.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: I don't know, like five people can just float off by itself because I've ever seen that video, that big fat fucking troll, that chick. She's like, she's like, uh, it's a sound clip. It was like, you see this? We don't want this. We don't like this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We want black guys, black guys. Like, yeah. Uh, we have, we have a good nation.
Speaker: and all black guys, we just be quiet and we we give you to the Mexican like, yeah, we're out. We're out in the only one. Even the Asians, the Asian guys like, yeah, no, we're going to go ahead and get you to the to the Egyptian. The Egyptians like, yeah, no, we're out. We're out. It's basically how. Oh, we'd like 100%. Yeah, we're good.
Speaker: We're like the best in the front. Yeah, that's the only time Texas agrees with anybody else in the state. Yeah, we don't want them either. You guys get it once again. Get it is like California and be an island tomorrow. Wouldn't bother me a bit. Like, you know, can't replace and all that stuff, but it's a break.
Speaker: It's not gonna bother anybody. Nobody's gonna give a rat's ass. Nobody's gonna care. We'll go without a couple of movies for a couple of months. No big deal. We'll be like, wait, what? I didn't even know California was still a thing. That's still a thing. They floated off? Okay. Sucks me up. Cool. Deuces, California. Did you take Florida with you? Did you hook a toe strap around Florida and take that with you?
Speaker: The only thing Florida's got going for it is like if there was a war you want them guys in front because they're gonna wreak havoc They're showing up with their alligators Downfall is is because Florida is Florida They're gonna start taking out their own people
Speaker: They're not going to understand the concept of what's happening. That's going to be like California. They'll end up fighting amongst themselves. And then the two sides is like, what the fuck are you guys doing? Time out.
Speaker: take them out. They won't agree on which side they're off. All right. Before this happens, North versus South, I say we come together. We take out New York and the New England States. We take out California and the Pacific Northwest, and then what's left, we just battle it out. I mean, in all seriousness, the North would only need what? Five sovereign states to take out everything out. I mean, I'm just saying Michigan.
Speaker: Montana. Uh, I'd say the Midwest in general, Ohio, Michigan, Indiana, and yeah, we'll grab up, uh, grab up Kentucky. I guess, you know, well, I guess half with us West Virginia is still convinced there in the South, but they're more part of the New York and Maine and New England area than anything else, but they're still convinced they're fucking Southern.
Speaker: We would have to take our retarded. We would have to take our retarded brother Florida. You know they would have to join us.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Mom always makes your little brother tag along with you like take your little brother. I don't want to know our our little. I'll tell mom that you're a misbehaving. You can come with me, but you can say a fucking word unless I tell you otherwise. God will knock you the fuck out. Listen to me, Florida, when it's your time to let you know.
Speaker: Hey, how you doing? I'm Florida's older brother, North Florida, AKA Ohio. Mom said I'm with us. We didn't want him either. We tried. And because it's because the war is fought in the north, he's dressed up like the kid from the Christmas story. It's spring bro. It ain't that cold.
Speaker: I mean, dude, I still got shorts on. What the fuck? They're over there shivering. Like, dude, it's summertime. You bitch made asses. How did you swallow in June, Florida? Probably. I don't know. I'm telling everybody you're adopted.
Speaker: Well adopted bastard child, whatever you want to call it well and then California would be the red headed stepchild that we beat up on Can't can't California be the adopted fucking brother or no sister female these days
Speaker: them them they california's pronouns are they they're pronouns are what the fuck my pronouns are them they all right i'm telling you if there was a civil war whichever side the california is on seriously like my pronouns boom they're shot by both sides again if you imagine states as people and california is like
Speaker: Yeah, my pronouns are they there and there's going to be like. Forty nine other fucking gunshots out of nowhere. All firing at California without like everybody. Nobody knows who's to blame, but like all of us shoot it. Exactly. Yeah, it's like a fiery spot. Yeah. And then we all support a secrecy.
Speaker: Nobody saw nothing, I'm just saying. You didn't see nothing in Florida, shut up. I'll set you on fire again. Hawaii's like, I'm just minding my business. I don't even know what's going on. I'm basically a Polynesian country. I don't know how I became a part of this.
Speaker: Uh, greed. You're not wrong. Could you imagine? Shut up, Florida. We didn't kill California. They did. Shut up. Don't say anything. Shut up, Florida. Shut the fuck up, dude. You're next. I will send you home. I'll tell mom. You're next, Florida.
Speaker: What are you doing dude I'll make you a unicorn you know the one you beat your fish Probably good idea He's a princess he is a princess I Identify it
Speaker: Oh, that reminds me so. Texas as a person is that guy that said the club that walks in wants to fight everybody for no reason. And he's like, I wish a mother doesn't even finish his sentence to somebody now and lays him out on the floor. You wish a motherfucker with what? Put your ass.
Speaker: Yeah, what? You in the face. I'll just play it. You got knocked the fuck out by fucking North Dakota. Nobody even knows what North and South Dakota are. Nobody even knows where they are from. Nobody even knows where they are. Nobody can point out North or South Dakota. They're just a copycat of South, South Dakota. Let's be honest. Bitch.
Speaker: I, you know, as much as we both don't like Ohio, I think Ohio would fare well to fight into the other 49. I don't see it have a major problem. And that's not our Ohio pride thing. That's just facts. Well, it's just facts because at the end of the day, let's be honest.
Speaker: Yeah. Ohio is Ohio, but the Midwest is probably like the only cluster of States that really truly stick together. You know, Ohio, Michigan, uh, Wisconsin, Indiana, Illinois. Um, yeah, I think, I think if the, if we did have 50 people representing one representing each state,
Speaker: because it was like Michigan, Illinois, like fuck up Texas. Come on. It was funny. Let's be honest. If you drive through, if you start Ohio, go to Michigan, go to Wisconsin, go to Indiana, go to Illinois, go to Iowa, go to Minnesota. You don't, for all you know, you're in the same state. Yeah, you have it left. The difference is the team flags that are flying.
Speaker: Yeah. And while you're in Ohio, you would probably assume you're in fucking Michigan anyway, because there's probably more Michigan fans in Ohio than there is in Michigan. I mean, we're essentially the Power Rangers of the States. I mean, they just combined. We are the Voltron of the States. Yeah. I'm just saying. Captain Planet, when our powers combined,
Speaker: Don't fuck around California New York hang out each other Fucking vagina hair All 47 colors He go hang out with New York go away
Speaker: If you don't behave I will set for to go hang out Florida go hang out with California in New York. They're not gonna know me to piss out. It'll be fun. Come on Just like you annoy the shit out of us go piss them off. We got your back. Don't worry We're becomes the Midwest secret weapon Infiltrate
Speaker: Because they can adapt. Florida's like our shoe bear. Have you ever seen it in glorious fashion? It's 100%. Florida's like a retarded version of the shoe bear. I was going to say, he's our Hodor. Hey, Hodor, come get him. As the skirmish breaks out, all of a sudden, here goes Florida. I'm going to fight my friends.
Speaker: Now you die. Is it is it weird that I imagine Florida is that one chick that's like, I'm going to take all your men. What's that? What's that? Hi. Chickles on the the the whatever podcast. That's a big shake. Oh, my God. That fucking garden troll. Yeah. I think it was like.
Speaker: in the back of the tag cab, like I'm leaving because I'm a 10 and every dude said that they would that thing. Yeah. It's like 500 pounds used to be a girl. I see. I see. I seen a YouTube video the other day. I was scrolling through the shorts. They put 20 dudes in a room with this, this creature.
Speaker: and every one of them was like, no, I'm out. He, she, it, or whatever was like real talk. Would any of you guys ever date a woman like me? All 20 dudes was like, nah, nah, nah. I'm out. The one dude, the one dude didn't even shit out. He walked in the real one. Oh, fuck no, I'm out. The one, there was one little scrawny white dude in the back. He was like, all of his, all due respect, hell no.
Speaker: I was like, everybody else was at least mildly. Like, well, I would say like, but they were all like, no, no, not going to happen. Not a million years. Not if we were the last two people on the planet. I don't know. Fucking old boy was in the back. Couldn't even see him behind everybody. Cause he was just like a little dude. He was like all their respect. Hell no. Not exactly the last two people on the planet. There were no sheep. Are there sheep?
Speaker: Basically, my man went like this.
Speaker: Hey, Chris, you want to see the scariest Halloween costume? And let's be honest, it is a costume. That was a Halloween costume. That's safe for work. That's safe for children. Yeah, it's not safe for anybody. Benji?
Speaker: Benji. I recommended a movie to Benji games today when I was in his life. So what do you think? That movie is the best movie ever. We're about to get about to get cursed out. It's a terribly bad movie, but it's so bad it's good. I still don't understand the concept of why he has to take a break. So just recently,
Speaker: They celebrated the two -year anniversary of Willie's Wonderland. And I'll tell you the rest when we come back from break. We're going to take a real quick break. Before we go to break, I'd like to tell you guys about a good friend of ours over at W Energy. You guys probably wonder how in the blue hell do these two assholes get the energy to do the shows that they do and keep going? Well, I blame W Energy.
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Speaker: review on the movie. Well, he's really wonderland. Jeff, I have some news about Willie's Wonderland for you. Just a little bit.
Speaker: Uh and I do apologize because I played this song twice Saturday night, but I'm really putting it out there. I want to get in everybody's ears. I want you guys to go **** listen today. Go follow our guys over and out on social media and everywhere you stream music and go stream the **** out of Mister Senators Sinister. It's a brand new song. Get it up there. Let it climb the charts. Help these guys and we'll be back here just a few minutes.
Speaker: Sleep, where have you gone? There's red in your eyes and blood on your tongue You know that you're alone You're all out of time, the deed is done
Speaker: Mr. Silence
Speaker: Cuz you're
Speaker: I've got the pain and the blame And now the enemy's gotten so tired Cause you run and you hide From the light in the sky The blue off button's tied And it's true, twisted lies
Speaker: From the light and the sky Cover up what's inside And it's true, twisted lies
Speaker: Bye.
Speaker: I love that song. And you know, following the guys on all the social media and everything like that, you got a little bit more of a backstory. Matt, the lead singer, actually wrote that song. And it was based on basically something personal that he went through and dealing with stuff. I don't want to put too much of it out there. It's on social media, so it's not a big deal if I put it out there. Just mental health and mental issues and mental
Speaker: Things he was going through and dealt with and everything like that But it's a great fucking song. I can't wait to see what kind of video they come up with For the concept hey guys if you hear this I Give you the video. I'm just saying I'm just saying I Very good at being mentally broken because I am so The guy
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Speaker: today that she was in and she said, she said, Andrew Tate gives off short man by energy. So the dude same podcast that, that, that podcast that they were on the host said, so you say that about dudes and we're not supposed to be mad about it. Exactly.
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Speaker: There's an article that came out the other day and it was Podcast some some podcasts are giving Making women look dumb. I'm like no Themselves because it's the same thing on the other side of the coin Making themselves look fucking dumb on a daily basis. I'm sorry. You don't look stupid
Speaker: Don't go on a show like that. If you don't know what he's fucking talking about. If you don't want to look stupid, just keep your fucking opinions to yourself, you stupid dumbasses. Agreed. Yeah. So, so Benji, I'm curious on your review. Benji, dude, you don't have to think it's for no damn shout out.
Speaker: But then you shout out our sponsors and drop the promo code like damn So Willie's Wonderland we were there and and we were talking about how cash and I watched five nights at Freddy's Now cash plays a new game. He watched a million videos on YouTube and get all that shit Like cash was excited for this movie and I was like, I'll watch it
Speaker: I honestly thought it was going to be kind of a I thought it was going to be really fucking stupid. I'm not going to lie to you. I agree. Turned out. Turned out good fucking movie. Really? Really good fucking movie. I don't want to spoil it for you, but. There's an actor in that movie that's going to give you an oh my God moment. Nice.
Speaker: uh and said actor takes a few shots at a few jabs at a certain other franchise that he was in it was great but it was it was a good movie but the whole time i was thinking as i'm watching it i it's willy's wonderland but with a script
Speaker: And more than and more than two characters Agree that that was the only problem I had with Willie's wonderland is certain things don't get Explained why does he have to take a drink? He's gonna take a break. What the fuck is up with his obsession with pinball? Yeah Maybe
Speaker: Maybe not. I'm not saying nothing. I'm not saying nothing. I'm just saying maybe. Maybe. Maybe you should just watch the movie. It's a series. Okay. I'm googling it. No.
Speaker: I'm not mad at all. He is. He is awesome at it. So so you know, we were talking about that in Benji's stream this afternoon. And you know, I told him it was surprisingly good movie. I enjoyed it. And I had mentioned Willy's Wonderland. I said, if you guys haven't seen that, you got to check it out because there's nothing better than I got to say it.
Speaker: My man, Nick Cage fucking curb stomping the gorilla through a toilet was great. And then taking the time to clean up that for himself. Such a great movie. And we love Nicholas Cage here at Nonsenseical Nonsense podcast. It's no secret that he's one of our favorite actors ever. Jeff and I both agree to that. But however, way earlier this year was the two year anniversary for Willy's Wonderling.
Speaker: right in March or February or whatever and the uh the director or the writer of Willie Wonderland's Gio Parsons put out a tweet on it and he said Willie's Wonderland anniversary. I appreciate you are are expendable employees for making uh the past two years a blast sequel
Speaker: positively. It's a matter of timing, conditions, budget, luck, and I'm working like a like the janitor to make it happen again. Nice. So, I'm in like so. A sequel is in the works. So, maybe
Speaker: Maybe we'll get some kind of a backstory. And you know what? And I don't want Nick Cage to break character. So so I don't know. Gio Parsons, if you are listening and you hear this. Don't make Nick break character and make him talk, so to say ever. All right. Give a backstory and Nick Cage narrates it. Oh, I like it. They'll never technically says a word.
Speaker: I like that. I'm just saying. After Benji and I created an entire Expendables female cast movie, they know it's a box office hit. My creative juices are flowing a little bit. I feel like I could be in the movie biz, if you know what I mean. So I just looked up Willy's Wonderland on the old googly box.
Speaker: And it has a percentage rate on rotten tomatoes. Can you tell me yesterday what percentage? So the higher the rate, the higher the rotten tomatoes, the better, the lower, the worst, right? I believe so. I probably gave it something shitty like a 25%.
Speaker: It's a 61%. I believe it. I mean, I watched it, I watched it when it came out. I told you about it. The top review says I would love to get more, more stars, this movie, more stars, but it's obviously not a perfect movie. It isn't stellar, but five out of five is as high as in the little lefty rate. Right. Five out of five than anything else.
Speaker: The second place where ratings has more five stars than anything and it has more one stars for second place. Four stars is third, two stars is last. Dude, I would love to see an unrated version of Five Nights at Freddy.
Speaker: Really I really I gotta say man. I did not expect much out of it I thought it was gonna be a shit movie, but it was a good fucking movie Couple little you know, like I said not like oh my god fucking twist What a couple little twists and turns that misguided you and misdirected you and then they brought it all right back around into one little happy nutshell The only problem I have with Lily's wonderland comes down to the unanswered question
Speaker: What the fuck is being suppressed with pinball? I'm not mad at it, but I thought I'm curious. And the energy drink thing. Yeah, the energy drink thing was weird. Be cool to do a prequel on how bad people come together and how it all went down up to the end of their lives in the pentagram. Yeah, exactly. What's the pin che dinner report, boys? The pin che dinner report. I had tacos. What's pin che?
Speaker: Say it to me like I fucking speak Mexican. Do I look fucking Mexican to you?
Speaker: Do I look fucking Mexican? Like Mexican how? Like cooking you up some tacos and churros Mexican, huh? Huh? Like blowing my grass. Like going to some landscape in Mexican, maybe some housekeeping Mexican, huh? Well, fuck it. Forget about it. Sorry, that was my job. If he was, if he was in the cartel. In the cartel, say the mob. Yeah. What's the dinner report? What'd you have for dinner, Jeffrey?
Speaker: I had tacos. 14 cheeseburgers, 75 tacos. No, I had tacos of that sort. Fourth. We're doing leftovers tonight. I had a couple slices of pizazzo before the show started. When the show started, they'll probably make me a couple quesadillas, quesadillas. Maybe I'll eat the rest of the pizza. I don't know. Maybe I'll find something else to eat.
Speaker: Maybe I'll ask Nicky to bring me some potatoes on. Thanks for that, Tater. Mustard. Well, he's Wonderland meets Sling Blade. I reckon these animatronics. You don't say much, do you, boy?
Speaker: that's just the girl talking to the god, the dancer. What'd you have, Christopher? Yeah, so exciting news in the world of Willy Wonderland for the fans and if you haven't seen Willy's Wonderland, I recommend you go out and see it right now because we can spoil the movie. We can tell you every scene from the movie but until you witness it, you're not going to get the full
Speaker: uh experience and the greatness of that. I agree. It's it's even if you explain it, as you explain it, it sounds stupider and stupider. Yeah, that's what I said. We could 100 % break it down, ruin the movie, tell you scene for scene, but until you see the movie. Until you experience it. Perfect. Perfect movie.
Speaker: I've seen it like four times on it. I would like a... I'm curious here, and I'm gonna check... How many times... How many... times... does...
Speaker: Well, how many animatronics were there? Actually, I thought of you because you changed after every kill plus when he first started There's all these
Speaker: What's the deal with the janitor and willy's wonderland Does the janitor ever talk in willy's wonderland? Why does janitor take a break in willy's wonderland? Okay, the answer is do you take a break when you're No, I have I have the answer to the the Energy drinks It's an experimental super serum
Speaker: Only last in short doses hence the janitor has to take breaks because the janitor has Has worked out exactly how long this serum last? So the energy this is just a fan theory well, it doesn't really say that it's a fan theory just says It's it's from TV tropes
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. And the side effects makes the drinker mute. What? The side effects of the serum makes the drinker mute. You sound like a lot of fan theories. It does. And it says he actually works for an agency that deals with places like Lily's Letterland.
Speaker: it's not a movie that you can really explain well you can't it's uh you have to see it kind of movie and it's like christmas junk drunk it chucky cheese that's basically how it's like yeah good gets drunk beats the hell out of the animatronics and there's willy's wonderland yeah
Speaker: You know, I, you know, you couldn't, you couldn't pay me enough to be nighttime security at Chuck E. Cheese or any of those places that, and that's even, and that's even before five nights at Freddy's or, or Willie's Wonderland or anything like that. Like you could never pay me enough to work security. Like, like, could you imagine working at Disney in the hall of presidents? Oh, hell no. I'm out. Like that's, that's like,
Speaker: If you got a job at like a cemetery, you'd be it. Oh, I'm in. But if I say, okay, I'll pay you four times as much that you make now to work in the hall of presidents, you just got to sit there all day. It was on, it's freaked me out. Yeah, that's weird. I'm out. Okay. You're going to have some never was.
Speaker: I'm out of nowhere, which is Randy Orton's finishing moving wrestling He's gonna be the janitor he's gonna be the janitor at Disney
Speaker: I get **** canceled because because I whoop Obama's **** is like he was a man like he's trying to kill me. Sure he was. Sure he was. Only the black president wasn't uh clearly you don't see the other forty -four presidents who's **** I kicked it up the night. He always wants to stand against Trump. He's like, well, I had too much respect for the man. I don't know.
Speaker: I let him beat me up. He just kept telling me how great it was going to be, how huge it was huge. I was mildly afraid of what he was referring to when he said huge. I don't know what was huge, but yeah, he was.
Speaker: So Benji said, so that's why he didn't want to fight until after he drank them. However, that's strange because that just happened to be the same time the bots wanted to fight. Yeah. Like I said, it's a lot of fan theories. I don't think this is well, no, because at one point, at one point he he's getting ready to get in a fight. He walks away. You go play a video game. Well, yeah, with the girls. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what I want to work with the pinball because he was thoroughly, fully obsessed with pinball. He was he was he was in it. It was just. It doesn't say that's the funny thing. All these extra questions they couldn't ever done it or maybe not got the rights to it or got permission, but had they played pinball wizard every time he was playing pinball, that would have been awesome.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't really say weird. It was such a weird movie, but it was so good at the same time. Oh, OK, here's another fan theory. The janitor in Willy's Wonderland is autistic. You know, like. Well, here's why here. Let me explain why we've all seen Rayman.
Speaker: you know, you gotta watch the pinball that explains the pinball. Oh, so that was because he's autistic. He's gotta go play pinball. He's saying he was a pinball savant. He was a pinball wizard. Yeah, I see. It all works out. I'm just saying. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, that's that's the theory on the the whole. Why like bimbo? Oh. He was slow wiping and cleaning that pin, but it's a way to turn it into a erotic fan fiction there, Benji. Yeah, who's the weird one? I don't want to watch the movie again. I kind of want to watch the movie again.
Speaker: I just don't watch it. There's no offense venue, but I don't want to watch it with you. You're like, he's, he's slowly glinted again. Uh, the female lead, which one? The, the, the girl, the girl, uh, her name is, um, Liz Hawthorne is her name. The actor.
Speaker: At the time, Liv Alvern is a female peer around the age of 16. Her name is Emily Tosta. She was in lock -ins at sea, selfie dad, mike, and party of five. Not a huge career.
Speaker: She was in holiday twist which looks like a hallmark movie, but nothing nothing major Minds I think minds MC would be the biggest thing she was in The sheriff that's great. She played the sheriff
Speaker: Uh, that one was better than fucking everything. She was in the rookie with, uh, what's that shoes at speed. She played the woman that got blown off the bus. Uh, she's been a ton of stuff. She was in all about speed too long. She was in too long food. Nice. So basically what we've learned about Willie's Wonderland tonight,
Speaker: based off of your internet Googleations is that Nick Cage plays a non -verbal guy obsessed with pinball and the energy drinks were a super soldier serum. And that's why he was able to fight the animatronics. Well, yeah, pretty much.
Speaker: trying to get Gio Parsons on the show and just having to spell all of your bullshit. I hate not minus. I mean, you looked it up and you and you said it like I'm not. I did say these are fan theories because you know how they have the people also ask, you know, when you put something in Googling.
Speaker: Like for instance, it says, why doesn't Nicholas Cage speak in Willie's Wonderland? The dialogue for the character in Willie's Wonderland was very sparse. So I decided with Kevin, the director, to go full Harpo Marx. That's actually a Nick Cage quote. Because I thought it would be fun, a fun acting challenge to see how much I could communicate without words, only movement and facial expression. That is a Nick Cage quote. To be fair,
Speaker: Yeah. So, you know, it does kind of fit the it does kind of fit the movie. It does kind of fit the scenario. It kind of fits Nick Cage's kind of style, if you want to call what he does the style. He's always up for a challenge, which is why he takes every movie gets me a Nick Cage. It's Nick Cage being Nick Cage. He's super fucking. Oh, goddamn reason all the fucking time.
Speaker: But yeah, that's why. So there's an article called why Nick Cage made the call his lines from Willy Wonderland. Apparently that the character did have lines. But there weren't very many. And he went to the director. He went to the director is like, dude, why don't I do the whole thing silent? And I'm sorry, but it makes a movie. He looked at one of those animatronics and said.
Speaker: I want to take his face off. He looked at another bunny and said, put the bunny down. I'm sorry, that is the best. What would you consider Nick Cage's best movie? It's got to be Con Air, right? Oh, that's Wolf. Sorry.
Speaker: You know what even with the big one even with the crazy scene I've loved his ghostwriter man. I Did I like that what? well, they're Maybe they're probably gonna pay Nick Cage a lot more money just because it's Nick Cage in general I don't think it matters if he talked or or not their their binge. I gotta be honest with you I'm curious. I'm gonna look up how much you got paid for Willie's one
Speaker: But, uh, I really liked him as ghost writer. I loved him as Castor Troy. He was great in con air leaving Las Vegas was awesome. Uh, I haven't seen that new movie that he did with, um, what's his nuts from? Yeah. Yeah. We're in the field yet.
Speaker: Uh, no, I haven't. Kind of a shitty movie. Nick Cage wasn't even the main character. Are you serious? But I ain't mad at it. I mean, it was a good movie for what it was. But Nick Cage character was actually really good. He obviously played Dracula. No big spoiler alert. You could tell by the cover of the movie or if you read the synapses, if you will.
Speaker: I've never seen National Treasure. Gone in 60 Seconds was a stupid movie. I loved Gone in 60 Seconds. The Rock was great. Welcome to The Rock, gentlemen. Okay, here's the crazy thing. I can't quickly find out how much he made on Willie's Wonderland.
Speaker: Would you like to make a guess on how much the box office was on Willie's? Not much. Take us with mild staff. Which which which which movie Benji? Well, he's Wonderland. No, he said that they fucked that Nick fucked up his teeth in the movie. Renfield. Well, I didn't even know Wally Willie's Wonderland was in the theaters. Well, it says Willie's Wonderland box office. So I don't know, like.
Speaker: 2 million, 457 ,000. But if they released it now, two years later, I bet they would make 10 times that amount. Probably. Because now it's like a re -release. It's an 11 teen hour podcast Benji. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, Redfield, they fucked up his teeth. I can't. They're fine. This is crazy. I found out how much he made for Redfield. Drive Angry was good. City of Angels was awesome. I like City of Angels. I thought that was good. He was so badass and kick ass. Okay, DVD sales and Blu -ray sales.
Speaker: are over a million a piece DVD or Blu -ray 1 .6 million. So total is 2 .7 million in DVD Blu -ray sale. I didn't know Nicholas Cage was the voice of Spider -Man Noir and the new. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's black and white. He's black and white. It's genius. I didn't know that was Nick Cage. Oh, yeah. Spider -Man Noir.
Speaker: It doesn't say. Yeah, leaving Las Vegas was great. Pig was a weird movie, but kind of good. City of angels kick ass raising Arizona. He was awesome. Mandy was another weird. Arizona was genius. Um. Eight millimeter, he was graded and that movie still freaks me out.
Speaker: Wicker Man was good. He was great in that. It could happen to you. I mean, just it's hard to just like lock down, like pay the ghost was good. Like one Nick Cage movie that was his best role. Well, like I said, I think. I did like my national trigger. I like those movies. I think they're great. They are making a third one.
Speaker: Florida War was good. Leaving Las Vegas was a great, great role. I hated the movie. I think for myself, and this is just my opinion, I would have to say Nick Cage's best movies in no particular order. Gotta go with Con Air, The Rock, and...
Speaker: I would have to go raising Arizona for the third. Like I said, no particular order. I forgot about Valley Girl. Well, he's just, he's such a unique actor that, you know, the great thing about Nick Cage is he's never really been pigeonholed. He has not. Because he's one of those guys where if he's in the movie, you and I are in, we're going to go see it.
Speaker: What was that movie he did a movie Is based on true story Where he goes to He goes to like Iraq or something during the Iraq war Because he's searching for bin Laden himself It was such a fucked -up movie
Speaker: But he plays such an outrageous character He fucking killed it, dude Oh my god
Speaker: It's called Army of One. 2016 movie. So weird. It's about a guy that, quote unquote, God told him to go find... ...Vin Laden and take him out. But the fucked up part is God is played by Russell Brand. You mean, maybe Russell Brand? Yeah.
Speaker: It's such a bad movie. God is the greatest. Apparently, according to this movie. Well, I mean, to be fair, let's be honest, it's not like the Christians have the greatest history when it comes to, oh, I don't know, forcing their religion on people. I agree.
Speaker: suck it around. Sensical round sense. Yeah. Here's, here's a, here's the poster for that movie. Army of one. Yeah, I know. Never even heard of it. It's fucking genius. That was one of those movies that he was making when he was trying to pay back all his taxes. Yeah. A hundred percent. I guess 2016 movie. Oh my God. The movie.
Speaker: I mean you he's he's like Let's be honest we both like America's the best ever and they can't lose anything and but like this dude full -on believes And he's literally walking around the streets of like Iraq and Iran vote. Hey, she fucking been run I'm here to take him out Nobody
Speaker: and apparently everybody down loved it but it's based on a true story that's what's fucked up what up steven let's fucking get uh yeah let's be honest we love nick cage oh yeah but i'm not watching every single nick cage movie because
Speaker: He made some shit movies when the man had to pay back his taxes. He was literally taken every, every script he could get. He was taken national treasure one and two, for instance. I'm sorry. I've never seen them. It's it's not that not, not that I think they're bad movies. It's just not my cup of tea. You know what I mean? Right. It's a very, um,
Speaker: It's like an Ocean's 11 kind of thing. Yeah. As we've discussed on this show, I'm more, I'm the action horror guy when it comes to movies. Right. And comic book movies, which fall into the line of action for the most part, you know, action, drama, whatever. So I'm more than that, that, you know, I'm in the, in those genres where Jeff's more, I guess. High five fantasy. High five fantasy. A comedy.
Speaker: I mean, I love comedy. Don't get me wrong. Um you're more into like the the dramas, not not romantic movies, but like dramas. I love romantic comedy. Yeah. You know, but like like those sports movies and **** like that that you watch. Yeah. Yeah. I'll watch any **** sports movie. Yeah. It's just, it's just, you know, Nick Cage action movie. I'm on a Nick Cage comedy movie. I'm in a horror movie. I'm in it.
Speaker: Willie's Wonderland, everybody's shit on him. Everybody hates him. I enjoy them. But Wrenfield, yeah, he was in it, but I wouldn't say it was his movie. He was in Snowden. Snowden is a movie you wouldn't like. You'd think it's for. Oh, yeah, I'll do political movies either. Yeah, I love it. I do want to see eventually I would like to see Oppenheimer. I would like to see it.
Speaker: I listen to shout out not that it matters because I'll never hear this but shout out to one of my favorite podcasts that I listen to. Uh you guys should probably check them out. They're really good. Um they did like a four part five part series right before Oppenheimer or Oppenheimer. Oppenheimer. Oppenheimer. No, that's it's a guy's name. Oppenheimer.
Speaker: I know what it is. I know it's his goddamn name. Like I said, I listened to this five or six part series on last part, last podcast on the left. Great podcast. It is a horror or paranormal true crime with the twist of comedy. They're great. The guys are awesome.
Speaker: Uh, Ben Mark and Henry and Ben Kessel's like a big giant like I am. He's a big sash watch like me. We're probably from the same family, only he's a ginger. Okay. Uh, but, uh, they did like a five or six part series on, on, on that, uh, right before the movie came out. Okay. The series. So I was like, Oh damn, maybe I do want to kind of watch this movie or do I want to sit through a five hour movie that I already know what happens.
Speaker: It's kind of like wanting Titanic again. Uh, quickie question. Never seen it. You've never seen Titanic. I have never seen Titanic. Oh, I mean the fact that it was. I don't know. 80 years before it ever came out. I understand that but it. Yes. Yes. We have another **** vote.
Speaker: The reason why I don't think you would actually like Titanic is a romantic moment. It's like, I don't care. Like, first and foremost, you will, you will be pissed at the fact that, you know, this bitch wouldn't move so he could get on the fucking door. There's plenty enough room. Pay me like one of your flinch girls, Jack. This fucking.
Speaker: Goofy Twink. I feel like the king of a boom. Bye. I got a little Nick Cage trivia for you quick, sir. How many movies has he acted in? 375 ,000. No, it's not that many. 120. Oh, you're so close. 160. Oh, I almost said 115.
Speaker: But that includes the two movies that come out this year What movies come out this year? The three actually he's got a couple Jesus 23 alone. He's got the old way Redfield. Oh I Want to see the old way and I want to see sympathy of the devil those look fucking good plus the old ways away dream scenario
Speaker: as the retirement plan retirement plan I want to see I think I've seen yeah that movie looks dope I think you'll like that retirement plan is is uh Nick Cage is a retired man but but he's you'll figure he's like X something CIA spy I don't know and his long -lost daughter drops off his granddaughter
Speaker: because as long as I started being hunted by like the mob or something, it's got on the phone and say I have a particular set of skills. Ron Pullman's actually green. There's a decent cast here. Ron Pullman's another one. I'll watch that.
Speaker: Yeah. Sympathy of the devil. I've seen that. That looks good or sympathy for the devil or symphony. My bad. Uh and uh and and and the old way is a western and I love I'm a sucker for a western. So, I want to see that. I do too. I like. I don't like. I don't like John Wayne and Clint Eastwood westerns. I think they're stupid or like you don't like a spaghetti western. You like a good
Speaker: I like the remake of Magnificent Seven. I like, um, you know, uh, fucking, uh, huh? I have no fucking idea. Speaking of retards.
Speaker: God, what is that country singer's name? He's a goddamn giant. Shut up, Jeff. Shut up, Jeff. Trace Atkins? Not Trace Atkins. Oh, no. What the fuck is that goddamn dude's name? And what? He's a country singer, but he's done about a million Western movies. Not Toby Keith.
Speaker: I can't even think of what the hell the dude sings. Talk about Rosé Zellmuger's Exo? Oh, just three seconds. Just three seconds, yeah. I'm talking about three seconds. I'm talking about actors. He's done a ton of Western movies. Has he? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was in Hitchcock. Ultimate Cowboy. Holy shit. He was a manager. He was in The Lincoln Lawyer. Mom's night out.
Speaker: the Virginians traded stagecoach Apache junction, the outsider. He was a deep water horizon. Yeah. He's, he's been in a ton of movies, man, but he's done a ton of warriors. And I'm a sucker for him. I'm in it. I mean, I do like trace. I like him as a singer. I like him as an actor. He's kind of like a bigger, he's like a in size wise. He's like a bigger Chris Christopherson.
Speaker: Yeah. And like 300 pounds and he's built like a brick house. He's a tall guy. Well, everybody's tall compared to you. You're four foot nine. Yeah, but Willie Nelson never made good movies. He barely. Yeah. Let's be honest. Willie Nelson barely made good music. He didn't even actually make good music. He's not even a good singer.
Speaker: I said what I said. Oh, yeah. I'm letting you stay on the ledge by yourself. He wasn't. Christopher Starferson, however, great singer, great act, even better actor, in my opinion. Chris Christopher is Whistler in the Blade series was awesome. Sam Elliott could have been typecast in a same. It's perfect. He could do anything wrong. He can do no wrong.
Speaker: of the Demon of Bites. I'll just say, man, like Willie Nelson, how that guy became so, other than the fact that he came up in an era of country music where you did not have, you know what, I'll say this too. And I love this man. Johnny Cash, not a good singer. Great storyteller.
Speaker: but not the greatest singer. Hello, Johnny Cash. Dude, On the Road Again by Willie Nelson was one of the greatest songs. Fucking Kenny Rogers could have done that song and it would have been a number one hit for like eight months. I've got to look at over his repertoire of songs, if you will. I hate to admit it.
Speaker: Well, all right. Your thing. But I'm just saying, I mean, John, they were not great singers. They weren't they couldn't carry a tune in a fucking bucket. I love Johnny Cash. I love everybody. David Allen Cote was the same way. A man couldn't sing to save his life. But boy, he could write a fucking song. Yeah, good. Charlie Daniels, mediocre singer, but man, he could tell a story in a song.
Speaker: I'm just saying I now Chris Kristofferson the man can sing Keith Whitley the man can sing Charlie pride the man can sing Jai pai can sing boy Waylon Jennings could not sing But could tell a fucking story in his songs that would have you wrapped in Agreed. I Never realized how many
Speaker: Chris Kristofferson great actor. He did all them like he did like a whole bunch of like low some dumb type movies He wasn't I don't think he was in low some though, but you know what I mean like that style. Well, yeah, I like that style, right? He was in where the went for Redford Rose 1974. Oh, that's what I said Steve. That's what I said Chris Kristofferson great singer better actor
Speaker: Oh, great. He's impossible. He, you know, I'm just saying I don't make the rules. I just enforce them and I'm the end all be all. And are you really can say, are you really calling yourself the demon? Like, now what are you speaking about yourself in the third person, but you're giving yourself the money title.
Speaker: Jeff, you know what? You're right. I am a douche for calling myself the champ, but I've never spoken myself in the third person. Okay. It's all about perspective. It's busting balls. I'm kidding. The champ agrees. Somebody was doing that. I'm sorry. You deserve this both of you.
Speaker: Somebody was doing that and alive and I was making fun of them. And I started referring to myself as a third person. I never, as they were referring to themselves as a third person in the comments. So in the comment, I was like, is this douchebag really referring to himself as the third person? The click does not like.
Speaker: It was somebody that we don't like. Another one of our mutual friends that wasn't always our friend, she was there too. And we were making fun of him the whole time. Steven could be a huge star, but the demon. Steven should stop worrying about numbers and just do his thing. Agreed. The numbers will consume you, my friend.
Speaker: As I tell my kids all the time, there are bigger tragedies in life. Jeff calls himself the wolf. What? Look at your fucking TikToks. It's the black wolf, by the way. I'm sorry. The black wolf. Why didn't you have been a white wolf? I never said it.
Speaker: the black wolf has spoken. Yeah, that's right. You're welcome. You're welcome. The champ says you're welcome. No, I'm teasing. I'm happy for you, dude. I'm I'm I really am. I really am happy for you. That's awesome. It's starting to get traction and stuff like that. That's **** badass. Hey, you switched over to Zen Castle, didn't you?
Speaker: Oh yeah, it ain't only because of us, man, you're putting in the work. You can't give anybody any credit or yourself, bro. At the end of the day, in all honesty, uh, you know, I, I could, you know, I mean, I could be like, yo ex -wife, thanks for being a whore and walking out on me because had you not, I would have never started a podcast.
Speaker: We blew up, and it's all because of you. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm teasing. They're jokes, people. That's what we do. We make jokes. Don't take it so hard. We make jokes, and the people who are offended are jokes. I agree. I'm happy for you, brother.
Speaker: although just just stop calling yourself in the third person even though the champ tells him to stop worried about numbers and probably by next week i have a i have a little uh self pat on the back for our show once we reach her uh once we reach a certain number i think i think friday after
Speaker: After I post new episodes, we're going to far exceed an achievement. I wouldn't say a goal because we really don't have goals for ourselves.
Speaker: Our goal is not die, let's be honest. And even that's questionable sometimes for some of our agents. Don't die until after the next episode, you know. And if you do die, make sure you die on the show. On the air, right. Like if you take a, if you take a swimmer, take a swimmer on the show. Oh, too soon? Wrong, wrong, wrong action.
Speaker: Wait a minute. Yeah. Nevermind. I dropped. I failed. Yeah. You dropped the ball. I really dropped the ball because I almost said our kit and I was like, Oh, wait, he's still alive. How the fuck this is the conversation I had in my head. I almost said our kit. And then I was like, how the fuck is David Arquette alive? Like seriously agree. Agree. Swimmers still alive. Ladies and gentlemen, it's the other guy. Luke Perry, he's dead.
Speaker: The hell is that guy's name? Now I don't even know. Oh yeah, Matthew Broderick. R .I .P. Matthew Broderick. Big ups to the Broderick family. You're not wrong, Benji.
Speaker: Harry Yeah, yeah, dude, there's already like tons of fucking conspiracies map map Roger. What up? What a loss. He was great. He was great in What the fuck did Matthew Roger, oh was he in Ferris Bueller's no way he was Ferris Bueller Wow, where's my head tonight? Jesus Christ
Speaker: greatest fucking eighties movie ever. Whoa, easy there big fella. It's up there. It's up there. I love that movie. I'll give it a top 10 appearance in the greatest movie eighties movies. Real quick. I'll give you a quick rundown on the movies. Well, he was in, uh, oh no, wait, that's a war games. Godzilla 98 cable guy glory.
Speaker: Collection. Deck the Halls. Project X. The Stepford Wives. Well, Matthew Broderick may not be dead, but his career has been dead since Ferris Bueller's. Because he's made two movies in his acting lifetime. He made Ferris Bueller and The Cable Guy. Fuck that. Have you seen The Freshman? I love that movie. I've seen The Graduate. No, The Freshman is
Speaker: Uh, Matt Roderick's character is a, he's going to film school in New York and he accidentally gets kind of tricked into meeting and technically joining the mob. And, uh, Marlon Brando's in that fucking excellent mood. Well, that was 1990. That was Godfather. Marlon Brando. He said,
Speaker: day of my daughter's wedding funeral. And he's been a shit. Anytime you want, man, you just got to say the word. You know, you got an open door, invitation, demon, Steven, Frank, whatever you're calling yourself these days. He was in flight of the navigator. It's terrible.
Speaker: That was a terrible movie, but I didn't I didn't realize this was a terrible movie. The Losty Blues. That's where I am. I am. I should just start talking. In your favorite movie. The Lion King. I don't know who the fuck he played in The Lion King. No, he's not. Yeah, he is. Who's that? Matt Roberts played a older Simba. No, he didn't. In what lion king? Look it up.
Speaker: John was playing younger Simba, and when Simba got bigger, it was Matt Broderick. He did the voice. Jeremy Irons, we had a scar. Well, like I said, it was tough losing Matt this week. Matt Broderick, RIP.
Speaker: Even now, you know, you can't jack a car up and put it in reverse and put the odometer backwards. Yeah. Yeah. That's the one problem I have with that fucking movie. They're like, we'll just play reverse. No, it was practice. Yeah. I almost was going to give Broderick a lot of credit. And then I realized that the movies that I was thinking of were not Broadway, probably whatever his name was. Now I lost it.
Speaker: It was cusack like gross point blank You know a oh my god John cusack has got amazing movie You know say anything the whole boombox thing high fidelity serendipity identity and
Speaker: Identity was 1408. Identity was... I don't like horror movies, but that movie was fucking amazing. He was in Common Era. Yeah. That's a win. Hot Tub Time Machine, Better Off Dead, Stand By Me, Gross Point Blank, Sixteen Candles, Frozen Ground, Runaway Jury. Was in Stand By Me? Yeah. I don't think it was a major role, but he was in Stand By Me.
Speaker: See, who did he play? Uh, uh, John Hughes, Mike Blake, Denny Lark, Lancer, Lanchett, Lachant. He wasn't one of the boys, was he? Because that was... No, no, no, no, no. No, Jerry O 'Connell, uh, Corey Feldman, uh, Wil Wheaton, and River Phoenix. Fuck Wil Wheaton. Sorry. Yeah. Fuck Wil Wheaton. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Papa Springs.
Speaker: He was in America's sweethearts. He was in sure thing. My dog's journey that he get, which isn't that great, by the way. Eight men out. Pushing 10. That movie fucking cracks me up, too. Was that the movie about Thornton? Pushing 10 was still about Thornton. That was the plane movie.
Speaker: Yeah, with our aircraft controllers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, yeah. Bullets over Broadway, Shanghai. Class. He was actually, his first movie role was, um, uh, 16 Gandalf. I don't, I don't have a problem with Wil Wheaton. I just said fuck Wil Wheaton because I know that once is nuts from the Big Bang Theory. I fucking love that too.
Speaker: You know, they don't have Jeff, you know, and all those guys, they don't have, well, they might, they don't have podcasts. That's true. I mean, they might, I don't know, but they don't have podcasts. That's for God damn sure. Amen to that.
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Speaker: Uh, we're going to draw, we're going to take a real quick break. Get my girl at miss Abby Anderson, some love with her song hearts on fire in Mexico. We all know it. We all love it. Fuck you, YouTube. Fuck you, Facebook. You got to mute it, but you can't because she told us I could play it. I literally spoke to her and she said, I'm allowed to play it. Why? Because I'm sensible. Nonsense is fucking awesome.
Speaker: And she's fucking awesome. So it only makes sense for awesome people to be collaborating together. So here's a little Abby Anderson, Heart on Fire in Mexico. We'll be back here in just a few minutes.
Speaker: She was a dark -haired Juarez beauty flirtin' with the GI Joe while beauty workin' in the tips of the bar in Mexico One cigarette smoke break by the back door Turned into a pack on the hood of his Ford where he is now, the devil knows Late at night, 2 a .m. mistakes Sometimes one time is all it takes Won't be long now, before she starts to show
Speaker: Can you smell that smoke? Drifting in the desert wind to send it home The love that's in your feet up becomes a desperate mama cedar You had to go leave a heart on fire in Mexico
Speaker: Turns out all the bitches she had didn't look like feeding mouths on food stamps So one night she up and drove away And that baby girl she left surviving One day got real tired of crying, cool up mad as hell Counting down the days, oh can you smell that smoke?
Speaker: You had to go, leave a heart on fire Mexico
Speaker: No one to care, nowhere to go But in and out of foster homes She had a dream that burned and she made it out Rolled into those Texas hills Got herself a dark -eyed girl, swore a rocket, tears she cried Was a pain she'll never know Can you smell grass smoke?
Speaker: It's in your beat up it comes a desperate mama cedar you had to go leave a heart on
Speaker: Yeah! You like that song? Well, Miss Abby Anderson, they're doing her thing. Check her out on all them social medias. She's on the TikTok and Instagram. And her music is everywhere. You stream music, YouTube, all that jazz, Spotify, I believe. Go ahead and check her out. Go ahead and show her some love. She's a great singer -songwriter. Like I said,
Speaker: I love that song, but unfortunately, you know, a lot of our other songs are kind of, for this show, they're mood killers, but she's an amazing artist.
Speaker: nonetheless. So let's shout her out and give her some love and you guys do the same as well. Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. He's Jeff. I'm Glee together. We're nonsensical nonsense. If you're not already, then shame on you. Go ahead and shake us out on all the social media, Facebook, Instagram, X, and Chiktok. Join us live Mondays, Wednesday, Saturday, 7 PM ish on YouTube, Twitch, and Facebook live.
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Speaker: We are being joined by some guy. He used to be Steven. Now he's the demon. Now, I mean, I don't even know at this point. It sounds like he needs mental help. Might need to lock him up into an insane asylum.
Speaker: I really don't know what's going on at this point with the guy. What's going on, Steven? How are you doing? Everything all right? The voice is starting to get the better of you. Well, you know, the funny thing about it all was I was looking for an identity just for my gaming channel. And so my buddy Dalton, who is I'm part of one of his groups on Twitch as well.
Speaker: He kind of said, well, you know, you already got the, the Reaper in, uh, your logo. I said, okay. And he's like, well, you already use your last name. So everybody knows what your last name's going to be. Why don't you just combine the two? And so I sat, go ahead. It's your base. Duh.
Speaker: So I sat there and I was going like this, I'm like Jarvis Reaper, Reaper Jarvis, Reaping Jarvis, Jarvis Reaps, fucking everything under the sun. He's like, why not just say Jarvis Demon? And after 200 and some followers, I like I told Dalton, I'm like, dude, you should be my manager.
Speaker: That's what that's what holding us back is our name I reconsider your friends Jarvis you have like a really cool last name much like myself not so much Jeff Just got kind of a cool last name. That's why I go by click everybody calls me click unfortunately
Speaker: I have become the entity known as nonsensical nonsense. I guess in a gamer aspect, it's a pretty cool thing. Demon Jarvis. But like I said, you have a unique name, man.
Speaker: just rock with it. And that's like, I've done that my entire life. Like Jeff's know me for 25 years. Uh, I think Jeff gets just as confused as I do because he's one of the very few people in my life that call me Chris. Uh, he gets just as confused as I do. If anybody else talks to me and they call me Chris. It was like four days when I met Chris, four days, find out his first. Everybody, everybody outside of, well, I don't really talk to family, but family.
Speaker: And, and, and that's really about it. The only people who call me Chris is family, everybody else, bosses, coworkers, teachers, um, telemark. They all call me. So like, I worked with a guy at, uh, at Orkin when I worked for Orkin. Cause instantly when I came in, even at my new job from day one, you know, what do you want to, what do you prefer to go by?
Speaker: I said, Glick, this cat tried to talk to me for like two weeks. And he kept saying, Chris, I didn't realize he was talking to me. And then one day we were all sitting out in the parking lot, smoking a cigarette. And he was like, do you have, like, he didn't like, like, he didn't come up for me to fight. He was like, do you have a problem with me? Like, do you not like me? And I said, I don't, I don't know you. I've been here like barely a month, dude. And it was like, I've tried to talk to you every day for like two weeks. And I was like,
Speaker: My bad. He's like, I'll sit across you to be like Chris. And I was like, well, that's your problem. First and foremost, I don't acknowledge Chris. Everybody calls me click. You know what I mean? So I was like, I wasn't being rude, but I just didn't realize that you were, I'm the new guy for years. I didn't realize that you were actually acknowledging me. So, you know, I was like, my bad. I think you just like to talk to yourself.
Speaker: A little bit crazy. I don't know might be going through dementia. Maybe he's got old timers. I don't fucking know But I mean it when I when I was looking for an identity for the twitch thing Like I told my wife I said this is something that I'm gonna keep totally 100 % separate from the podcast Because there's gonna when I go to conventions one day and it's like a gaming convention. I can go as Jarvis demon
Speaker: And then my wife was like, well, what if we created a mask? And she's like, you could be at the convention and whoever's in the mask as Jarvis Demon can be in the convention as well. Oh my God. I don't ever want to have to go to conventions, Jeff. I, I agree. If I have to leave my house, actually, you know, when I take it back, I think I mentioned, I think a podcast convention would be really cool. Can I get hammered at a convention?
Speaker: Oh, sure. I mean, you can do the Tony Moran thing where he pretty much said that John Carpenter was a piece of shit and that he raped Jamie Lee Curtis. Well, I never said that. No, I'm just saying you could pull a Tony Moran and no one would give a shit. I mean. Well, the funny thing is, so at this convention I'm talking about.
Speaker: He pretty much says to someone, and it's on YouTube, by the way, I still think it is, unless he got taken down. He literally tells people, he's like, I'm the reason why Halloween was successful. It wasn't John Carpenter, it wasn't Deborah Hill, it wasn't Jamie Lee Curtis or Donald Pleasance. And you're listening to this delusional rant. I don't even know who John Moran is. Tony Moran. He's the brother of
Speaker: She was, I think, Joni from Joni Loves Chachi. OK. And so anyway, he goes on this rant that actually made fucking Charlie Sheen's rants about having tiger blood in them look actually good. I'm sorry. Charlie Sheen's awesome for those rants. A dude. I love them rants. Well, you played Michael Myers.
Speaker: For one fucking scene. Yeah, for one. Aaron Moran. Okay. Happy days. Yep. So this guy's a nobody. And so he's literally telling this audience how he came up with the idea of Michael and that it was no one else's and all that.
Speaker: And so another fan goes like, dude, dude, all you were in Halloween was when Jamie Lee Curtis rips the mask off of Michael and that after he's like choking the shit out of her while Loomis is trying to get up the stairs. And that's Tony Moran. That's his whole bit is putting back the mask on. You see the face, which is kind of fucked up and that's it.
Speaker: And then it goes back to Nick Castle, who gets shot six times and then has to do a reverse swan tom bomb off the fucking. Bannister balcony, whatever the fuck you want to call it. Yeah. Yeah. He goes out the balcony. Well, yeah, that's what that's the problem was with.
Speaker: quote unquote, getting too big for your britches. You become delusional and you're being surrounded by yes men, so to speak. He was in a movie with a whole bunch of actual horror icons like Gunnar Hansen and Kane Hodder and Tony Todd and Sid Egg. Just because you're in those movies doesn't mean you're a horror icon. First and foremost, Kane Hodder is a horror icon.
Speaker: Tony Todd is a horror icon. That's what I'm saying. He was in a movie with a bunch of other horror icons that was called Death House, not to mention like Barbara Crampton, Dee Wallace, and a whole bunch of other Michael Berryman and a whole bunch of other actual actors who are well known for their roles in horror films. And then there was this guy.
Speaker: Tony Moran and then Tony Moran to end it says, well, I got five seconds and I'll end it like this. John Carpenter, rape Jamie Lee Curtis, and then walks off the stage. Out of his father in the alley outside of the convention center.
Speaker: And so someone puts this rant on Facebook and he's in full damage control by this point because all the fans of Halloween are coming out of the woodwork and saying, dude, you were a bit part in a huge movie, accept it and move on with your life. Because he literally called himself at this convention, Michael Myers, the Michael Myers.
Speaker: from Halloween. And that's how he goes to conventions to this day, promoting himself as the only Michael Myers in that movie when there was fucking, what, six? Deborah Hill played Michael Myers in that movie. Jamie Lee Curtis even had a turn as Michael Myers in the first one. It's just the shot where, I don't know if it's the kid sees him, Tommy sees him or what else, what else?
Speaker: and you just see the shape of
Speaker: Are you holding your microphone?
Speaker: Yeah, this is my new microphone. Yeah, I was trying to figure out what the hell you're doing. And then you would lean back and I see the red line. This motherfucker's got some kind of fancy ass bong ripping, ripping, falling hits on the show. I mean, it is legal in Minnesota. So if I want to, you know, we're, we're, we're pushing for it right now and I'm not, but actually I am not because I want to smoke, but I don't smoke, but we're pushing for it right now. It is the election season and, um,
Speaker: The two big the two big things on the on the old board is people want to kill babies apparently and smoke weed. Yeah. I'm still waiting for the. Maybe you don't want to necessarily kill babies, but it's an abortion thing. I don't know.
Speaker: We eat as a gateway drug, and it makes you want to kill babies. Don't smoke weed, because you'll kill babies in Ohio. Somewhere. There's a correlation. I can see it. Next, Alex Jones' conspiracy theory. Instead of it's turning the frogs gay, it's making people want to kill babies. I'm not a frogs gay. The government wants to let everybody smoke weed, and they're going to let them kill babies in Ohio. Everybody go vote against issue one, and vote against
Speaker: issue, whatever the weed issue is, but don't kill babies and don't smoke weed. Weed's the gateway to killing babies. You already hear first on Nonsense Go Nonsense. Actually, I don't want to kill babies. It's none of my business, but. I mean, you were wrong the first time, so. Oh, yeah, it's their body, their choice. But when it comes to men, it's not our it's our body, but not our choice. Oh, you're out of your mind thinking that.
Speaker: dads have a right for their babies. How how this twitch career thing started for me was my buddy Dalton, I met him at my mom's wedding over the summer. And he's like, I heard you have a podcast. And I'm like, Oh, fucking a. I'm like, I'm like, yeah, roasted for the next three hours. I get it.
Speaker: than him beating me in fantasy football this week. Just so you know, he has his first actual fan on this show after two and a half year. I mean, Benji's got good taste. That's questionable. Benji is from Ohio. That's questionable. I mean, hey, it couldn't be any worse than what happened to the Vikings on Sunday. It could be a lot worse. She could be a fan of Jeff.
Speaker: Okay, so any Viking fans that hear this, okay, I am a Minnesota Vikings fan, I'm not a Kirk Cousins fan. When he injured himself, I had to tell you this, I laughed my ass off. Because for the last six, five, six, whatever fucking years he's been here, has been a total complete fucking waste. Do you watch the ball? Yes, I do.
Speaker: Do you watch Kirk Cousins? OK, let me guess because that's why we're going to kiss his ass now. Do you watch this man? It's not him that your team is a fucking. Did you not see what happened in the playoffs last year? You know, her cousins.
Speaker: On behalf of all NFL fans, first and foremost, I would like to apologize for Minnesota Vikings fans. Uh, and I would also cordially like to invite you to come to Cleveland and be our new starting quarterback once you're healed up. And you guys can act on Watson. Please. That motherfucker ain't going to Cleveland. The Vikings. Okay. So this is what's going to happen. Even fucking Jaron Hall.
Speaker: does good as soon as kirk cousin shows that he's coming back the vikings will automatically resign him they'll fucking resign him until he's 80 that's how shitty that team is cousins isn't the problem though he's one of the problems he's not the main problem but he's one of them oh yeah i don't think so cousins is an elite quarterback in it and why because of his stats
Speaker: Well, that's generally what makes you an elite athlete is because I mean, most elite athletes have won a Super Bowl. Okay. Damarino is Hall of Fame and never won a Super Bowl. You're going to tell me that he's not an elite quarterback. Oh, no. Damarino had one of the quickest fucking arms in the fucking world. Not what I'm saying. Based on your logic, he's not good. Yeah.
Speaker: Based on the only great, the greatest quarterback to ever play the game and nobody will ever compare to him, which is actually a true statement, is the one and only Tom Brady. Not only is the greatest quarterback. I'm sorry, you're wrong. No, cause you can't say that because they didn't have Superbowl rings. Joe Montana won four Superbowls. Tom Brady won seven. Okay. And yeah, that's three more than four.
Speaker: and yet people more than the entire pittsburgh franchise is one in their entire uh existence well that's because pittsburgh peaked in the 70s or no 80s 80s sorry about that
Speaker: Oh, but no, I'd like to see them play against each other. Everyone that wants to kiss because of his stats. Oh, all for it. Go ahead. But honestly, what has it done? What did Dan Marino's stats do? What did Don Shula do when his team went undefeated? Nothing.
Speaker: They lost and they didn't even win a Super Bowl. Don Shula is the reason why Dan Marino never had a fucking Super Bowl ring. Don Shula has gone down as one of the greatest NFL coaches of all time. Oh, he was, no doubt. But here's the thing. Dan Marino is the reason why the Dolphins don't have a Super Bowl ring because Lace is out. Lace is out, Dan. Yeah, fucking Dan. Once Dan Marino came to that team, granted, Don Shula was smart because he knew Dan Marino could throw the ball.
Speaker: But then why don't you build the running game around that? And that defense in that 84 Super Bowl against San Francisco was horrible. They could not put any pressure on your mind. If you lose, one part of your team is going to be horrible. Well, just go back and watch that game. That defense had better things to do for two hours in my day.
Speaker: That defense literally let Joe Montana run around like he was Fran fucking Tarkington. So wait a minute. So is it Kirk Cousins fault that Minnesota let go of an Alpera running back and send them to New York? Is it Kirk Cousins fault that Minnesota can't get a defense that can stop teams from it? Was it not Kirk Cousins contract at one point that was keeping this team from getting those, those things, but they had Dalvin cook.
Speaker: All I had to do is resigning. Delvin Cook didn't want to stay. That's just same thing with four step on digs. Same thing. He knew the writing on the wall. He knew what was going to happen on digs is so overrated. I would take. He is. He made one great catch, which a defender missed him, which I don't know how. But yeah, he's he's I will agree with you on that, that he's overrated. Alan won't even throw to him.
Speaker: So, but that's the thing minute. All these players that were once great with Minnesota are leaving because they realize they're never going to win a Super Bowl. And that Kirk Cousins should have never got that fully guaranteed contract. He should have, he should have gotten a contract, but fully guaranteed. No. And if the Vikings didn't offer him that he'd be in New York.
Speaker: But the Vikings do it, the Vikings do all the time and they panic. And then they go and do something stupid. Like the Herschel Walker trade back in 89. You wouldn't even arrive in 89. Yes, but I do know my Vikings history. They panicked about it. They panicked about it because honestly, they're like, well, we need a running back and that's going to get us into the Super Bowl. And then they go after Herschel Walker and it does nothing.
Speaker: Yeah, they've been there four times lost all four Super Bowl four against Kansas City Super Bowl eight against Miami which that game Minnesota shouldn't even have showed up Super Bowl nine against Pittsburgh which Pittsburgh wins their first Super Bowl that year and then Super Bowl 11 against Oakland
Speaker: Been there four times, huh? Yep. If you didn't lose four in a row, like Buffalo. Door wide. See, see, that's the thing about Buffalo. You know how many times Cleveland have been to a Super Bowl?
Speaker: We have eight championships in the last championship that Cleveland won was the year before the Super Bowl started. But, but isn't it funny how once they had the Super Bowl, they consider autogram not even relevant. And that motherfucker won seven NFL championships and went 10 times. Yeah. And yet they're going to fucking put Brady as the greatest. Yeah. I've been told a million bad news. Um,
Speaker: If I haven't heard of them, they're not the greatest. Well, I'm not a sports guy. I've heard Brady's name more than any other player. Well, that's because because that's all they can fucking talk about. He was the biggest media fucking darling in the world. Just like Patrick Mahomes. Anytime. So fucking overrated. Anytime Patrick Mahomes does something or his wife does something stupid or his brother sexually
Speaker: I am so sick and tired I just I just want the sex tape to come out because I just want to see Kelsey fucking just absolutely just But here's a spoiler It ends the same way
Speaker: I just, I just want to see Kelsey just, just, just fucking destroying Taylor Swift. But here's a spoiler alert and a twist for you, if you will. Sex tape is leaked. And it's Taylor Swift paging Travis Kelsey. And Travis's stupid brother Jason is recording it like a cook in the corner. He's rubbing one out.
Speaker: That's an M. Night Shyamalan, a ding dong twist for you right there. Yeah, I'm so tired to hear every time you turn on a fucking football thing and it's a Kansas City Chiefs. Well, where's Taylor at Travis? Yeah, you heard. Yeah, she's got a fucking job. Yeah.
Speaker: because as soon as Kansas city came to Minnesota, this, this fucking, this NFL season, the thing on everyone's mind in Minnesota was, is Taylor going to be with him? Is she going to be there? Did you see what Denver did Sunday? The final second tick ticked off the clock and Denver of all teams who suck Jeff, they beat, they beat Kansas city.
Speaker: So in the final second, ticked off the clock at the end of the game, they started playing Taylor Swift. Shake it off, yeah. The ultimate troll. Yeah, that's just like, let's rub it in. But in all seriousness. It's like, is that a couple of games? Here, here's some Breakwood. I think what really happened with Kirk Cousins is sad. It is because
Speaker: rather I like to admit it or not, he was getting the train going this season. And people can compliment his stats and kiss his ass over his stats all they want. They brought him to Minnesota for one reason. And that was a reason to win the Super Bowl. All I gotta say is he was killing it for me in fantasy football. Now you know who my quarterback is in fantasy football? Gardner, goddamn men's shoe.
Speaker: Oh wait. Oh wait. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Here's another one for you. Kurt Cousins was killing it for me in fantasy football. Now you know who my quarterback is? Goddamn Dak Prescott. I feel bad for you. I went from, I went from Kurtie Iced out to fucking Dak Prescott and goddamn nothing against Gardner Minshew. And I hope he tears it up this week because they are playing the Panthers. And as we all know, Gardner Minshew and that stash, he's a real American hero.
Speaker: but Minshew mania. Minshew mania. Oh my God. That was like when Tebow, when they did that for Tebow. But I lost Kurtie. I lost Kurtie. I said two leagues, man. And I have Dak Prescott and Gardner Minshew. And I have to be worse. It could be fucking Josh Rosen.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, and I have to play them both this week because my actual backup quarterback behind Kurt is fucking Brock party. And they're on a bye week. I, I, that's another player that I guess.
Speaker: They're shitting on Brock Purdy so hard right now. And it's killing it. It's like why? Every quarterback isn't gonna be fucking undefeated for their whole career. Oh no, that's why I had to pick up Dak because Brock is my starter in another league. He's killing it, man. He's killing it. Oh, definitely. And they'll, they'll, they'll right the ship.
Speaker: No, but like I said, no matter what the Vikings do, no matter if Joshua Dobbs from who we got from fucking the Cardinals or Jaron Hall or Nick Mullins, if they get us to the playoffs and we get to a Super Bowl by some weird fucking coincidence that the NFL feels sorry for us. I don't care if they win it or not. I guarantee Kirk Cousins would be the starter no matter what.
Speaker: Until because that they, they can't do nothing else with them. He, he, he's got a no trade clause and yet they wanted to trade them. And it's like, you can't trade a guy that has a no trade clause unless he says, get rid of the no trade clause. I'll go wherever. Kurt come to Cleveland. Gladly. Welcome you in Cleveland, the Cleveland Browns frames fans, fan base. No, they won't. Yes, they will.
Speaker: Please come to Cleveland. Save us from Deshaun Watson. Well, it wasn't Cleveland. Also the team that booed Bernie Kozar at one point after I was also a raging alcoholic and a piece of shit. So was Tommy Kramer. But now we love Bernie again. If it wasn't for a bunch.
Speaker: If it wasn't for fucking, if it wasn't for a lot, we've been through a lot. All right. I mean, look at what art modal did you guys, just when Bill Belichick gets the ship going in the right direction. Oh yeah. I'm moving to Baltimore. I want a new stadium. I want this. I want that. It was like, all right, we'll give you whatever you want.
Speaker: And the Baltimore, the fucking Baltimore Colts.
Speaker: You stole our steam from us in the world. No, they didn't they told you they were leaving you wouldn't do shit for them They said we're fucking we're fucking going to Indianapolis. Fuck you guys. This city is the city is a shithole and you guys Memorial Stadium Cleveland however was like we'll give you that we'll give you whatever you want. We'll give you a new stadium We'll give you this we'll give you that that was a legitimate stab in the back by our Bodeau and if I ever get to Baltimore
Speaker: I will piss on that man's grave. I 100 % guarantee that I will piss on Art Modell's grave and if his stupid ass son has anything to say about it, I'll piss right on his face. I love alcohol too, Benji. Hey man, I just want to let you know that sometimes you gotta shut the fuck up. This current time is just one of those times you gotta shut the fuck up.
Speaker: when he was with the Broncos early on. And Jeffrey, don't you ever, ever talk about butter sausage. Talk about butter sausage, where it comes from, what it does. Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face. What about butter? Buttered sausage. That's not your jam. It's not your thing. You don't like it. It's not my jam. I don't buy jam. I buy honey and I kiss it on the lips.
Speaker: Yay Sports!
Speaker: That poor guy gets so much fucking shit. And yet, Gary Busey was one of the greatest action stars in the 80s. Still is. I want to hang out with Gary Busey. But speaking of which, I am going to go and take my pills and go to bed. I am fried. I still have this weird sign today. And I'm about ready to throw up. So I'm going to bat for the night, boys.
Speaker: If I don't, I'm going to throw it all over the show. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
Speaker: I'm waiting for
Speaker: Well, as I said, I'm gonna go because if I don't I'm gonna throw up I'm gonna take my pill and go to bed. All right. What do you have to take? I Take parapsin them all and I have I have an anti vomiting. I'll be right back. Gotta go to the bathroom. I Have like you vomiting. I told you I got I was sick I'm sick as a fucking dog the fact that I was able to work today was kind of astonishing
Speaker: What the hell did you tell me you were sick? Before we started. I don't know. I have this weird crazy sinus fucking headache. Yeah, you said you had a sinus sick, but I didn't know you were like sick sick before you had. Oh, no, dude, I'm fucking I'm barely holding on. And my pills wearing off. Like I'm really at a point. They last longer. Oh, yeah, sure. So I'm just saying, if I'm a trained expert and alcohol is a
Speaker: This is water. This is also water. I mean, this is apple juice. That's water with hops in it, huh? No, it's apple juice. I've been drinking water all day because if I'm not, my pill runs out. Why don't you drink a liquid IV? I'm out. I have the waterborne. One liquid IV. That's all you need.
Speaker: It's not about that. I'm literally, I gotta go. Stop being a pussy Jeff and go get better. Yeah. Hey man, just want to let you know that sometimes you gotta shut the fuck up. Yeah, that's right. Shut the fuck up.
Speaker: That's not the one you're supposed to play, Jeff. Still ain't the one. Still ain't the one. Yeah, as you said, I don't do what I'm told, so put a little backfire on there, isn't it? Anyways, I'm gonna go, boys.
Speaker: I'm hearing right now. It was so delayed and then it came in and it was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck you. I'm like, what the hell is weird? I think
Speaker: My computers possessed by the ghost of But no I honestly There's so many chances for Minnesota to do what they've never done before and that's go back to a Super Bowl
Speaker: But they realize it has been so long since Minnesota has been in the Super Bowl. 77 76 was the last time they're there. Yeah, I didn't realize it had been so long. And they got annihilated by the Raiders in that Super Bowl. Yeah. But the unfortunate thing for the for for the Vikings is for so long.
Speaker: You know, they were in a division that was ran by the Packers. I mean, you went from Brett Favre, who just absolutely owned that division, right into Aaron Rodgers, who picked up right where Brett Favre left off at the end of the day, let's be honest. And now it's so weird to see Green Bay so bad. Because in my life,
Speaker: Not only that, but who else were you going to hit? That's like Minnesota. They're in the same boat as Green Bay is. Who are you going to hit your wagon to that? You can have 100 % confidence and not just say it. Go on during a brought a thing and be like, oh yeah, we have total 100 % confidence in this quarterback. Meanwhile, once the cameras are done, you're going like, how the fuck are we going to pull this off? I think.
Speaker: offensively, even with Kirk cousins and the rest of that offensive unit, that's a solid squad. And what's killing you guys, uh, because you've been in most games this season and you are winning a lot of games the last couple of years, but this season, you know, your defense is not doing anything for you. They're not helping. I mean, you know,
Speaker: like last week, you know, for Cleveland, we should have fucking beat Seattle. I don't blame the defense on that. I blame the offense because three different occasions we were on the 10 yard line and didn't punch it in. And yet they're so glad that Baker Mayfield's gone. I was so pissed. I was so pissed. You get rid of the guy that brings you to the playoffs. It's the
Speaker: I'm a Baker guy. I love Baker Mayfield. I was so mad when they, when they did this to Sean Watson deal, I was so pissed. Like dude, and, and Baker's not having a bad season in Tampa. He's doing a good job in Tampa. He's trying, he's trying Tampa Tampa could Tampa could legitimately make the playoffs with the offense that Cleveland has right now with the defense that we have. If Baker was still our, our, our, uh,
Speaker: stream stopped on one. Um, if we still had Baker as our, as our starting quarterback, we would be, we would probably have one loss on the season. And that was the ball going to at least the playoffs. And that's why I'm going to say this Kirk is a great guy.
Speaker: You watch him on Netflix's quarterbacks, send the right things, all that. Yay. Good for him. We're still live on Twitch. But the funny thing about it all is, is that he's not going to go down as the Viking savior. We had that in 2017 when we were one game away from winning a fucking super or going to the Superbowl in our own stadium.
Speaker: by the name of case one game away from winning a fucking super or going to the Super Bowl in our own stadium. Try being a little brown. But anyway, yeah, and then I was. Way shaper possible. How in the fuck could the Vikings go like, you know what?
Speaker: Uh, Case Keenum, you, you rallied the offense when we thought Sam Bradford was going to be the guy, Mr. Noni's himself. And you literally helped us out. But to reward you one, we're not going to resign you to see what you can do with this team for one season.
Speaker: But we're going to let you go to Denver, where all these so -called Vikings fans can say, see, we told you he couldn't keep it up. We told you it was because Minnesota. Everyone knows it was because of Minnesota, why Case Keenum had that year. But you don't go like, that'd be like Bud Grant saying, you know, Fran, even though you got us to the Super Bowl this year and we lost, we're going to go with a different quarterback.
Speaker: No coach in the fucking world makes that decision, but the Vikings. And they... Kirk Cousins was in New York, going to be a jet, and the Vikings panicked and said, fully guaranteed, 84 million fully guaranteed, Kirk. And that's what killed the momentum of this fucking team. You could have signed Kirk for so much less
Speaker: But then everyone was like, see, now we got our franchise guy. But yet, okay, you got to pay him that fully guaranteed money when you got stars that you're going to have to replace because our defense by 2017 had kind of. It was there, but Everson Griffin wasn't going to last after that year. And. It was just it, it's the Vikings way.
Speaker: Have something good going and to fuck it clearly the fuck off the trail It's like oh, hey, you know we we almost got to the Super Bowl But you know what let's just get rid of everyone That's pretty much what they did hmm and Delvin cook The saddest thing about that is he was still productive and
Speaker: Yeah, his rushing numbers were kind of going down. The yards weren't, you know, he wasn't lighting it up like he used to. But at the same time, you could have turned him into a pass catching back. And he would have still done good. In case you have a brother. I don't know.
Speaker: I think he has a brother who's like a pretty old backup. And so now the Vikings since losing Kirk Cousins panic. Well, see, the only team dumber than the Vikings are the Browns. I'm not talking about the Browns before the move. I'm talking after the move.
Speaker: There should have never been another Brown's team. It should have... Let me finish. Art Modell should have never been allowed to do what he did.
Speaker: And if he wanted to have a different team, why don't you fucking just petition the league? Say, Hey, you know what? Baltimore needs a franchise. I want to keep everyone here in Cleveland, all the players, all that they can stay here in Cleveland. Just give me a different franchise.
Speaker: Not that it would have helped him out any, because all the investments he did fucked him up in the first place with all his money problems. Baltimore's first Super Bowl should have been Cleveland's first Super Bowl, by the way. Everyone agrees with that. Ray Lewis. Ray Lewis has gone on record many times and said, you know what? Had that move never happened, Cleveland probably wins more than just that once Super Bowl that the Ravens had. Yep.
Speaker: And the sad thing is they get Ray Lewis because of fucking what Cleveland did in 95 The biggest and then of course art modell is standing on there in the stage with his fucking Super Bowl trophy He can't fucking be a classy guy and say, you know what this is for Cleveland Well, yeah, well, that's the thing. That's why I said if I ever get the chance to go to Baltimore I'm pissing on that man's grave but um
Speaker: And the quote should never last Baltimore either. It's been a whole thing with Cleveland since they came back in 99. Cleveland goes down as the most expensive franchise in history of the NFL. Because there is, whether you believe it or not, and as a Cleveland Browns fan, I really don't buy into it. But, you know, there's a lot of things that are like, there's a lot of validation in this. Where the NFL is,
Speaker: the NFL and the owners and everything like that is 100 % against Cleveland. They're going to do everything they can to fuck Cleveland in every way, shape and or same thing with the Minnesota Vikings. Look at oh nine. They literally allowed the saints to almost kill Brett Favre in that game. Yeah. And that that old dog showed he could still fucking hunt. Yeah. I mean, we made the playoffs with Baker.
Speaker: if it wasn't for the piss poor officiating, if it wasn't for the bad call on the helmet to helmet, which was blatant. Yeah. Yeah. The Browns go on to beat the Kansas city chiefs with as bad as the Buffalo bills played. They go on to beat Buffalo. It would have been close, but yeah, they still beat them. And then, and then we go on and play in the Superbowl against Tampa Bay. Would they beat Tom Brady? I don't know.
Speaker: Uh, but they would have been in the Superbowl against the bucks and not Casey. Yeah. And it just, there's so many things. If you look back through, throughout the year since 99, um, like I said, I don't buy into conspiracies. I don't buy into the bullshit. Um, but it's bullshit. Some stuff is so blatant and so obvious. I mean, even to this season alone.
Speaker: you know, and, and it killed me because I was at that Pittsburgh Steelers game, uh, Monday, the Monday night game, what week two. And I'm watching, I'm watching to Sean Watson get his face mask grabbed so hard that his helmet is backwards. I'm watching players get held. I'm watching every fucking snap for Pittsburgh offensively. One or two guys getting whole ass handfuls.
Speaker: of miles Garrett's jerseys, Jersey. You see the last play of the game for Cleveland offensively where, um, Amari Cooper blatantly blatant pass interference and they're looking away, but yet they throw multiple flags onto Sean Watson. And I gotta give D I gotta give DW credit, man. I gotta give DW credit for this one. When he shoved that rep, I gotta give him a man credit.
Speaker: you know, I won't give DW much credit, but he was tired of the bullshit. They find him for a fucking face mask when he was hit out of, after he was hit out of bounds. And I'm like, fuck yeah, he should have fucking sucker punched that ref. Look at, like I said, with the Sains back here, Baker fan through and through. I love Baker Mayfield. And the sad thing about that year and oh nine is what they did to Kurt Warner.
Speaker: And his team didn't even stand up for him Fucking with all the hits Brett Favre was taken Jared Allen and that whole Minnesota Vikings team were ready to kill for Brett Favre Yeah, and if it isn't for the fucking Brad Childress allowing 12 men in the huddle I Honestly don't believe the Saints win that game Hmm, I think Ryan Longlow would have kicked that field goal and
Speaker: And we would have went to play against the Colts in that Super Bowl. Do I think we would have won? It all would have depended on how Brett Favre was doing after that game, because I mean, he had a knot on his ankle bigger than probably my fucking almost bigger than my hand. Yeah. And yet the refs never called a single penalty on the Saints.
Speaker: And you know why? Because they wanted to fucking give them that whole state, something to cheer about because of Hurricane Katrina and almost losing that team due to that. Well, people have been saying for years that the NFL is rigged and it makes you wonder. And this year with all, well, in this year with all the
Speaker: The refs are horrible, the bedding in Vegas and this, you know, it's like, it's, it's been coming up a lot this year because there's been a lot of games that are, are super suspect. Um, and you know, and again, but you know, you look back and it's just like, yeah, you know, you see a bad officiating and I understand they're only human
Speaker: But when there's blatant penalties being, you know, being committed right in front of referee's face, like we were, I was watching the Seattle game and I was watching. They showed a play where, where miles Garrett almost got to Gino Smith and homeboy on the offensive line had one arm, like from his hand to his elbow.
Speaker: under, up inside of Miles Garrett's fucking jersey up underneath his shoulder pads. And the other hand was down low, wrapped around his jersey. And it was just like, and then you look at there's a real pretty standing right there. And it's just like, and then you see that happen constantly. Nikki and I was watching the Steelers Jags game. And there was a couple of times where, where, um,
Speaker: TJ Was clearly held clearly, you know got fucked or a chop block or whatever even in the Indianapolis game that Cleveland won That past interference that they called in the back corner of the the end zone That shit didn't make no sense on Indianapolis play and and what this whole gambling shit you watch it will
Speaker: What's going to happen and I would said this since day one once they legalized it for the NFL It's pretty much gonna be rollerball except for a flag football version of it Well, and that's and I've said that a million times. Yeah, I've said it for the last three four years where we we are getting so close to the NFFL the National Flag Football League and
Speaker: Literally a professional football is going to be flag football Well, and you know, the funny thing about all this is is when that NFL and the AFL came together Why didn't they instead of just calling itself the National Football League? Why didn't you why didn't they say you know what major league baseball has a
Speaker: two different things and they act as two different leagues. Why can't we do that? But then at the same time, why couldn't Minnesota, you know, not been a fucking morons and fucking leave the AFL? Because originally Minnesota Vikings were an AFL team, but George Papa Bear Hallis from the Bears talked him out of it and the owners are like, Oh yeah, we,
Speaker: Before we were told by the NFL. Oh, no, we'll never give Minnesota a team and the AFL is like, hey, we'll give you a team. Oh, yay. But then Papa Bear comes back. You get a you get to be in the established league. Fuck the established league. If I would have been around there, I would have been AFL through and through because they allowed people to be themselves. And Joe Namath
Speaker: If he would have been ever drafted by Vince Lombardi, Bud Grant, you would have never seen Broadway Joe Namath. Because they would have fucking had him conform to the bullshit that the NFL was a no fun league. And it is! Canadian football is better than fucking the shit that's on the NFL. The XFL and USFL are now
Speaker: I'm excited for the the merger of USFL and XFL. Yeah, I'm excited for that. You know, and unfortunately, a lot of the NFL's problem is Roger Goodell. I mean, let's be honest. The dude's a clown, man. Roger Goodell is an absolute fucking clown. He allowed that whole Colin Kaepernick thing.
Speaker: He allowed it because he knew he was gonna make money from these social justice groups. And at the same time, I hate to tell it to you people, Colin Kaepernick don't give a fuck about you. If he did, he'd still be playing fucking football right now. He could go to any lead. The CFL wanted him. The XFL wanted him. But Colin Kaepernick don't wanna do that because it's what?
Speaker: not the NFL because Nike is paying him to play as the victim. Oh yeah. So you, so you social justice idiots are going to jump behind Colin Kaepernick. Uh, Colin Kaepernick grew up with a white family. Colin Kaepernick grew up with a rich white family. Colin Kaepernick grew up in a rich white neighborhood. Colin Kaepernick went to a
Speaker: Ivy League school. In Wisconsin, yep. Colin Kaepernick went to an Ivy League college. And yet they've made him into a fucking folk hero because of that. Colin Kaepernick wouldn't know oppression if it jumped up and throat punched his stupid looking ass. He wouldn't know what oppression is if oppression was a dick and it was shoved down his throat.
Speaker: Colin Kaepernick had, let's be honest, give credit where credit is due. Colin Kaepernick had a great collegiate career. Colin Kaepernick had one above mediocre NFL season. Which only he got to be in because of the playoffs due to Alex Smith getting injured. And that defense, that San Francisco defense, you could have put fucking
Speaker: Any no name quarterback. Yeah. And that offense and they still would have gotten to the Superbowl. Exactly. So you guys rallied behind somebody who's a fraud, social warriors and justice, social justice and political bullshit. You rallied behind somebody off of a false narrative.
Speaker: And he's still collecting his millions of dollars. Oh, yeah. Nike don't give a shit. That's why Nike was paying a million times. What what what has Colin Kaepernick? I've asked these questions in very large platforms where I've where I was just in the chat. I've asked these questions to ESPN reporters, ESPN analysis.
Speaker: NFL analysis this and the other thing And all I've heard back is crickets what has he done for the community what has he done to give back what has he done outside of collecting a paycheck and spouting off at the mouth and Playing himself as a victim. You got you got people out here. I
Speaker: like Marshawn Lynch, every Thanksgiving that goes back to his community and takes turkeys and meals and provides. You've got people like LeBron James who has sent God knows how many kids to college and paid for out of his pocket. You've got so many different people, and it doesn't matter what color your skin is, that continuously and have made
Speaker: And not even ask for any recognition. They've done it quietly. Athletes from all over the country, from every sport, who give back to their community, time after time after time after time, and don't want any recognition for it. What has Colin Kaepernick done? I put that question out there a million times to this day, ever since I've been doing anything. And I've never gotten an answer because I
Speaker: You never will. He's collecting his millions of dollars and living in his mansion and still being a victim. What do you have to be a victim about, dude? Like seriously. And you know another thing about it? I don't give a shit how much money he's donated. Get your fucking ass out there like some of these other players are. There's players that have no money that are still going to soup kitchens and helping out.
Speaker: When Colin Kaepernick does that, I'll praise the fucking guy. And you know how funny it was? That, you know, he was so willing to drop his stance on police brutality and all that, as soon as the NFL flashed that money towards him. So how does that make you feel, social justice warriors? That he sold you out.
Speaker: What, what charity did he give money to? BLM, which is, I'm sorry, I hate to say it to you, but, uh, BLM is a racist, violent organization that promotes violence and hate crimes. You know, the one person that said it best and they killed them for it, Martin Luther King, Martin Luther King.
Speaker: And I got a kick out of this. So one day someone was on, I don't remember what I was doing, but they're talking about Martin Luther King, right? And this idiot had the balls to say he'd be out there rioting. Martin Luther King did not have a bad, Martin Luther King would rather walk and allow people to hit him with shit than to riot.
Speaker: You fucking idiots nowadays, something goes wrong, you automatically have to riot. When yet, you know what happens? You fucking burned down communities, which you did in my home state. And you know, what fucking - what - what did it ha - what happened? You're losing stores out of your own communities. Hey Glick, you're muted.
Speaker: Oh. Hold on. One moment. Oh, here I come. I'm coming. That's the thing. They will start their king stance and nonviolence to make anything look good. And Martin Luther King would be rolling in his grave right now to see all the bullshit that's going on today. Wasn't 100 percent.
Speaker: And Martin Luther King did not care about skin color, did not care. Um, sorry, I gotta take a piss. Yeah, that's fine. And, and, and, and, and, well, and that's the thing during the civil rights movement, and I mean,
Speaker: of the
Speaker: Colin had the world by the balls. He had fucking San Francisco that was willing to give him money to play a simple game. And his offense was so simple to figure out. The only reason Green Bay didn't figure it out. I hate to tell you this Colin Kaepernick fans is because Green Bay's defense wasn't the defense they took to the fucking Superbowl. Yeah. That defense was outdated.
Speaker: And when you're going up against San Francisco in that time period, they had an amazing offensive line. You could have gotten me with my knees broken down as bad as they were, fucking running through those holes. You could have gotten Jim Brown to run through them and look good. No doubt about it. But you know,
Speaker: like i said you know two white guys from the midwest what do we know about the civil rights movement this and the other thing but yeah there was two sides of the big there was two sides of the uh of the book you had martin luther king who was very peaceful minded and very you know um so ahead of his time absolutely and then he had malcolm x at the same time who was part of the black panthers very
Speaker: You know, his, his, by any means necessary, you know, a type deal. Both right in their, in their, in their own respect, or, you know, whatever. Neither one of them were wrong, but what Colin Kaepernick did was all about the money because again, you have a, a mixed race.
Speaker: light skin cat from Wisconsin from Wisconsin from rich family rich neighborhood very privileged his entire life his mother never had any problems had everything handed to him on a silver spoon
Speaker: All of a sudden wants to take a stand. The only reason he took said stand was for a paycheck, which he got from Nike. But as a fucking idiot, no way around it. Nike is shit, too. I agree. One hundred percent. Nike is absolute dog shit. Nike. Nike is such a fucking sellout organization, a sellout product. You got behind Colin Kaepernick. He did the whole Colin Kaepernick thing. Neither. Now you have a cosplaying
Speaker: Do you have a dude who is playing a woman? That you gave a sponsorship Nike for women's clothing and I'm talking about Dylan Mulvaney or whatever the Fuck it's going by knees Yeah, you you gave this man a goddamn sponsorship and money to promote a women's clothing line and
Speaker: Nike is such a fucking joke. Not to mention the fact, Nike, you have Asian kids working in sweatshops for pennies, making your shoes and your products. But you know why that's never talked about? Can't be a victim of itself inflicted. Amen to that, Benji. Cheers. Hell yeah, Benji. What I've always said,
Speaker: you look at any of these companies that do all these violations, they're in bed with one force, the government. One side of the government. Well, yeah. And that's the funny thing. People literally want to go out and people can vote. I have no problem with that. But when you think that this two party system is working still to this day,
Speaker: You're out of your fucking mind because they don't care about you. They care about getting in that white house or the Supreme Court or whatever, and making your money that you go and work your ass off for and bleed sweat and tears for. And yet you'll kiss their ass. There's people out there right now. They're like, Oh, Joe Biden, such a great president since fucking when. Yeah. We were talking about that earlier with, with.
Speaker: or very beginning of the show binge, right? Or early on in the show, he was talking about taxes. Like we're, we're, we can't even fucking live on fucking two incomes anymore. No, I mean, I, you know, I make, I make pretty good money. Uh, but yeah, I got paid, uh, uh, yesterday.
Speaker: Once they got done raping me in taxes and uh, you know, my insurance and everything like that. And, and I got to pay rent. Yeah. I got to pay rent tomorrow. And uh, now I got to get by for another two weeks with not a lot of money. Fortunately in my house, I do make enough money where grant and utilities and stuff like that. I make enough money where I more than cover. So Nikki.
Speaker: covers like groceries and stuff like that. But then I feel like a fucking piece of shit because I just spent my entire paycheck on bills and everything. And now I got to figure out how to get through another two weeks and, and she's giving me money for gas or beer or whatever. But, you know, I probably shouldn't feel like a piece of shit because, you know, I've literally paid all the bills here. You're a team. And that's the word.
Speaker: but I still feel bad because it's like, even though, you know, like I said, even though she, she, she pays for groceries and stuff like that, but all the extras come out of her pocket. You know what I mean? But, but I pay all the bills and utilities and, but I still feel bad when she was like, do you need beer for the show tonight? Here's, here's 20 bucks. Is that enough? Oh yeah. I'll make it work. Well, uh, uh, the kids are gone this weekend and
Speaker: you know i know there's not anything in the refrigerator because we buy for the week when the kids are here because we typically eat out a lot when on the weekends and she's like what are you gonna do for lunch i was like i don't know i'll find something in there it might be leftovers or whatever she's like oh here's another 20 bucks uh uh go go to taco bell or something and i'm like i'm not gonna spend 20 bucks at taco bell but she's like here's 20 bucks don't worry about it or if i need new vapes and she's like well here's 40 bucks go buy a couple vapes and i'm like
Speaker: Oh, I feel like a fucking scumbag because like you said, like you said, Steve, we're a team and, and, and, you know, I, you know, I take care of one side and, and then she, she does the other side with the groceries and the extras and stuff like that. But I still feel like a fucking scumbag, but like I've always said, there's so many people out there that get that money.
Speaker: And there's people in the podcast game. There's people in the gaming community. I've dealt with them many times that as soon as they get that money, they shit on everyone else. You looking at me, this is what you get. I will, I will always say and Glick knows this. I always give thanks to the people that listen to my show that watch my fucking shitty Twitch channel.
Speaker: And if it wasn't for those people that support the fuck out of me, I'd be a nobody. I'd be who I am right now. Motherfuckers who listen to this podcast and why aren't you listening more and why aren't you sharing and why aren't you giving us more of your money? Why aren't you guys demanding merchandise so I can take your fucking money? Huh? That's what I say to you people. I'm just kidding. I love you guys. I love our listeners. I love mine. I love my fans. Like I never in a million years thought I would say I have fans.
Speaker: But I do. And they go out there and they fucking support the fuck out of me. They ask me, when are we getting merchandise, Steven? When are we getting the Steven Jarvis with the Reaper on a hat? Yeah. I'm trying. But I got to justify where you make it. That's why I'm not doing merch, because there's not a justification for it. I can't justify going out and spending
Speaker: $200 on t -shirts and then I and then I'm sitting here with you know, because yeah a lot of people say they want shirts But then when I'm like, all right, well, let me know what you want then then they get quiet and it's like I mean I gotta justify it before I can before I can make it happen, you know, but I you know, I love our listeners We have so much fun with our listeners. I mean, that's why we started doing on Saturday nights It happened randomly. It was
Speaker: just something that happened organically. We, we do the ODC, which is an open door challenge on Saturday nights. Now, Saturday nights, we start to show and, and, and we drop the, the, the StreamYard link on YouTube, Twitch, and Facebook. We drop it multiple times and anybody who wants to come on, come on the show. It don't matter. It doesn't, we had Benji on here last week.
Speaker: Last Saturday night, my dude Chaos, Prince of Chaos, joined us. He came in. He's like, I got 20 minutes. I'm making a drink. I'm going to come in. I'm going to hang out with you guys for about 20 minutes. He was here for like an hour and a half. Benji came on with us. Brian was here. Tony was here a couple of weeks ago. We had Brian, Tony. What do you mean to tell me that Tony actually got off his phone for a second and came back? Yeah. Well, the only way Tony will
Speaker: will ever be on this show is on Saturdays with the open door challenge. So I mean, yeah, I mean, basically that's what we're doing, man. We're opening the floodgates and letting anybody and everybody who wants to come on the show and hang out, come on the show and hang out. And that's kind of our way of saying thanks to everybody, you know, like, especially the chatters box. We appreciate the shit out of you guys. And if you guys want to come hang out with us, then
Speaker: The door's open, jump in, come hang out with us, you know what I mean? But yeah, like I said, merch, I got my hat. I got a shirt that Nikki had. And Nikki actually had a shirt made for me that has the logo that's up in the corner on the shirt. But she had that made for me because we went to Jason Aldean a couple of weekends ago, so.
Speaker: Oh, I can't wait to see him at next year. Good. He was so good. I want to see him again. I want to go see him again. You know, once I made affiliate on Twitch, you know what? The first thing I did was my wife could even, my wife could even tell you this. Yeah, I know. Which one? He's in his bedroom. Why wait? Yeah.
Speaker: I bawled like a baby because one, I never in my wildest dreams thought people would listen to anything I say. Can you stop me a dog food tomorrow? Can I watch more? Can you get a dog food tomorrow? Um, yeah, I should go. Mama looks like she's gonna shit in my shoes. She'll get me beside her.
Speaker: I don't understand the Twitch affiliate thing. I don't know what I got to do to get us the Twitch affiliate. We've been on Twitch for two and a half years. It's all about gaming. They don't give a fuck about podcasters. I tried it. Yeah, we go live three nights a week.
Speaker: there's no growth on twitch and i and i started and i and then i started uh dude i started i don't even like the fucking stream when i game but i've started streaming while i game but i can't do it every day i can't do it every night you know i i'll try to do it on fridays i'll try to do it on saturday's but
Speaker: I, it's, it twitches such a fucking pain in the ass for me. Well, it's just like YouTube as well. YouTube, I finally made over. It's hard to be a man and the provider and not being able to fully provide makes us men feel a little less and it's not our fault. Oh yeah. Yeah. No, I agree. 100%. And like I said,
Speaker: Shout out shout out to Nikki like she does not make me feel some sort of way like she she does not She did she she she doesn't She doesn't make me feel bad for her or anything like that. She actually is continuously a very uplifting and and like You know, like why are you worried about it? You know, I got you
Speaker: Yeah. She's like, you take care of this side. I take care of this side. It's not that big of a deal, but as a man, especially in our generation, my generation, Benji's generation, I know Stephen, you're a little bit younger than me. Oh, it's still a pain in the ass and it's still prevalent. But, you know, we were, it was, it was taught and ingrained into our fucking heads that as a man, that's our job. It's
Speaker: provide and security so you you you you provide financially and then you also Emotionally everything and then there's security to make them feel safe and comfortable and everything like that and And then when you start to lack on one side You start to feel a certain type of way. Yeah You know what I mean? So it
Speaker: And I've never actually, and this is, and this is the other thing that kinda, this is the other thing. This is the other thing that kind of really fucks with me in the head. I've never actually had a true partner. You know what I mean? I've never had that woman who is like, um, you know, wrestling fans compared to like one of the greatest tag teams in history is the Dudley boys.
Speaker: Red Warriors. I was going to say the Dudley boys or APA. Yeah. Like no matter what, they always had each other's back. Road Warriors. Yeah. Always had each other's back. If one, if one was slipping a little bit, the other one was picking up that slack. I've never had that in a relationship. Now I do. I've always had that unhealthy style of relationship. Now I have that healthy relationship where she's like, look,
Speaker: You got us here on this side. I got us here on this side. You know what I mean? Like, if I would have never met Alyssa, I wouldn't be doing podcasting and I wouldn't be doing my content creating career. Never know me. If my ex -wife would have never left me, I'd have never been doing.
Speaker: I would have never been doing this show. But you know what? The greatest thing that God ever gave me, one is a dad that gave a shit after my real father 86'd me out of his life as a baby. And the woman that I get to call my wife. I don't deserve Alyssa.
Speaker: But for her to always say, you know what, Steven, I see you're hurting inside. It's okay. As a man, I see you hurting, but yet you were raised the same way that I was raised the same way you were, where you couldn't show emotions unless you're pissed off at the football game. And, you know, I watched my dad cry.
Speaker: And my dad was born in 1957, back when you were supposed to be the real big tough guy. And my dad will hate me for saying this, but when my dad had his seizures, I seen a tear come down from his eye. I wiped that tear away because I didn't want anyone else to see my old man cry. And some people will say,
Speaker: Something will say. Well, why? And it's because my father is that stoic of a man. High five. What am I getting fucking? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I know you're fine, dude. I've actually never seen my old man cry even when his dad died. No, I asked her. I grabbed her button. She's like, that's my she's like, that's my butt.
Speaker: And I was like, Oh, you want to get me a beer? That'd be awesome. Thank you. And then she yelled out the hallway. She's like, Austin, get your dad a beer. So I had a high fiver. Uh, big G, I don't think you have a shitty channel, man. I think you got a shitty connection because, uh, you are fantastic today, my friend. Let me, let me, let me tell you how
Speaker: the Steven Jarvis project came about. Since we're calling it the Steven Jarvis project, whatever, I started my podcast out of sheer necessity because I had a job, but yet that job wasn't paying the bills. I used to work at factories that
Speaker: would fire you like that if you slacked off. But God forbid they love taking that little bit extra out of your paycheck every fucking week. And my dad said this 100%. He worked up until he retired at the age of 61 or 62. And guess what? All that money that he tried to save up is almost gone. In the last four years, by the way, the last four years,
Speaker: almost all gone and my dad's like telling me he's like I can't go back to work again and you know what I told my dad I made him a promise that day I said it will be over that you have to work I told you can ask the first thousand dollars I ever make from either my podcast or whatever it's going to other people if I make a million dollars
Speaker: I'll spend a little bit on myself, but there's so many people that I got to give back to. I want to pay off everybody. No, no. The people that had been there for me, even when I doubted myself, even when I wasn't myself, and I'm still that way. You can ask Dalton who helped, which Dalton
Speaker: I can't thank him enough. That guy, when I met him at my mom's wedding in August of this year, he's like, dude, I listened to your podcast. Funniest shit in the world. And at that point he didn't know this. I was ready to give it all up because I had moved from Buzzsprout to now Zen cast or where I am now. And the numbers were going up a little bit. Like at first they went up major.
Speaker: And then it started trickling, trickling, trickling, trickling. I wanted to give it up. I said, you know what, Alyssa, I've been doing this dream for four years and it's not working out. And Dalton, if he ever knew that would have said, Stephen, what the fuck were, why would you have given up? You're not a person that does that. And that's the thing. You don't have to be a guy that punches in and out of a fucking clock.
Speaker: To be a man. You can be a content creator and be a fucking man. And any people that wanna dispute that, by all means go ahead, that's your fucking opinion. But you know what? I look at him, I look at Glick, he's doing something he loves. As a man. My wife sees me doing this, and she says, you know what?
Speaker: You're gonna make it, Steven. I got people that don't even know me going on my Twitch channel and saying, hey, man, I was having a bad day, but you made it so much better just with this stream. I just bought the new RoboCop game, which comes out tomorrow, by the way, but I preordered it and was able to play it. I have people on my stream thanking me. And I'm sitting there looking at myself because I don't have a webcam. If I did, I'd give them a fucking rock look.
Speaker: But it's just, it's not about the goals that I do. Like when I made affiliate, I didn't believe I deserved it. I, but my wife can tell you as soon as that thing said, Steven, you're an affiliate and I got the email from Twitch. I balled like a bitch. I balled like a baby.
Speaker: because it was something that I wanted to prove to all these doubters that told my wife I was never good enough, that told my dad your son's not good enough, that told me to my face or behind my back where they stuck the knife in that they need to fucking take out one day, said I'd never amount to anything. My podcast is over now. 2000 plays. Nice. And you know why that happened, people?
Speaker: because I fucking put my life, my heart, and my soul into something. Because it came on nonsensical nonsense. Well, that too. And the guy that got me to go to Zencaster and start all over at square one is that bearded motherfucker right there. And I thank that man every day for telling me to make that jump. He said, go to Zencaster.
Speaker: Because Buzzsprout, I hate to say it, does not do shit. They are the twitch of the podcasting community. And for all the people that are content creators on Buzzsprout, go to Zencaster. It doesn't matter what size you are, they will work with you to make you monetizable. They don't care what size you are.
Speaker: It is a word. I like monetizable. It's a word. Monetizable is a word. I've never heard before in my life. Champ abides. Yeah, the demon abides. No, it's I'm the champ. You're the demon. I'm the champ. And you know, that's the funny thing. Like people are asking me what's with the demon thing. It's like it's part of my fucking branding. And I was always a big fan of the undertaker when he was a wrestler.
Speaker: And Undertaker, I'm sorry, but I did take one of your catch phrases. It's called the digging holes and taking souls. I'm not using that to make any money, WWE. So just know that I use it loosely. It's not to make money. I'm not going to put it on a hat, even though that would be bad ass to put that on a fucking hat. I would. Fuck it. Yeah. And you're losing all that fucking money.
Speaker: Ben said I'm I'm with the cat drug drug in when the door when when there's an open door. This one, this one. She's just slumming it with me at the end of the day. Benji said it's cool to make affiliate like I mean, you know, I a lot. Yeah, a lot of people a lot of people were getting on me about the whole Twitch thing because I had given up on Twitch.
Speaker: And I'm like, yeah, we go live on Twitch, but I'm not going to really push to it. So they're like, dude, just get on there and game you game. Why don't you just get on there and game? I'm like, Oh, Hey, I play modern warfare. I don't really play any other games. Uh, there is a lot of people that will watch you do that. You know, so I get on there, but then I'm like, I'm just gaming. I'm not even talking. Like when I start playing the game, I'm just playing the game. I forget that I'm live and, and then there's like nobody there or.
Speaker: You know, whatever the case may be, or there might be a couple of people there. Benji, shout out to Benji, our head of your Benji love. Since he found our podcast, he's, he's watching everything we do from start to finish. I got to give my man all the love in the world. Check out Benji games too on Twitch, you guys. Um, you know, and, uh, it was like, I don't understand the switch affiliate, but I, you know,
Speaker: I want to start pushing towards it because we've already got the followers. We've already got the time. We've already got this. We're missing like one thing. Um, and I, and I think that's the biggest thing that we struggle with as a show, as a whole is, um, and I struggled with this with my co -host and again, shout out the bench because
Speaker: He's been telling everybody about the show, man. And it doesn't even matter if I'm in there or not, because there's sometimes I pop into his life and I don't say shit and he's talking about the show. So I got to give him props for that. Hey, bench. I just want you to know I'm following you on Twitch, bro. Um, because there's a lot of, there's a lot of people who we shout out every week, every episode, every show, any chance we get.
Speaker: that won't say shit about nonsensical nonsense unless I jump into the comments and I'm like, oh, what up? And they're like, oh, yeah, you guys, it's like whatever, dude, you're so fucking great. Stop it. I got a kick out of it. How much Glick himself promoted the first time I came on this show?
Speaker: I promote everybody that if I know you're coming on the show, like we plan for you to come on the show and we started doing like just, I think Saturday will be the fourth or fifth week with the ODC. And I actually just named it the open door challenge last week, the ODC, the open door challenge. I think this Saturday will be the fourth or fifth week and it happened organically. Um, but.
Speaker: I'm shocked at the people who actually take advantage of it and jump in. And, you know, we go live and I, and I put it on our Instagram story and there's a group of people that I send it out to. And I'm like, I'm like, look, we just started this new thing. Uh, if you guys can come in, come in, if you can't, don't worry about it, but I'm going to send this to you every Saturday night. And it's with the link and everything is come on in. If you can, if you can't, don't worry about it. I'm not as.
Speaker: I'm not stressing you. I'm actually thinking about adding more people. I'm actually thinking about adding bigger people from Instagram when I send that out just because at the end of the day, it's spontaneous. You never know who might take advantage and see that link and click on it and come join the show.
Speaker: Oh, definitely. I mean, I got the notification you guys were streaming tonight popped in and then it's like, Hey, the door's always open. And it's like, you know what? I haven't been on that show in a while. Talk some shit. Yeah. There's certain people, like I said, that have, whether it's Monday, whether it's Wednesday or Saturday, there's certain people that have an open door anytime. You know, like I said, Tony.
Speaker: We'll never be on this show again, unless it's a Saturday night during the OTC. Tony, Tony is not a part of this show anymore. Tony is not, I don't want to say not welcomed, but he's not a, he's not a part of this show. And in a way he's not welcomed on this. And until he pulls his head out of his head, until he pulls his head out of his ass.
Speaker: But that's his own doing. That's not me being mean to Tony. That's not me getting on Tony. Tony made his bed. Tony came up to the dinner table and made his plate and now he's got to eat it. And a lot of people, this is a cold hard truth and I love Tony to death. This is a cold hard truth. I think she's more important than what he really is.
Speaker: And a lot of people buy into his bullshit. And a lot of people think, oh, I'm going to have Tony on my show, and it's going to boost his numbers. Well, cold, hard fact is, ever since Tony called Spade to Spade, and I told Tony he was no longer on the show. He's no longer a part of the show. Our numbers have more than doubled. I think she's going to the chain. Across the board.
Speaker: Tony doesn't have numbers the people that he rallies himself behind and the people that he aligns himself with They don't support him. They don't watch his stuff. They don't they don't don't support his stuff You know who is supporting this stuff and pushing this stuff and telling people about his stuff Okay guy right here this fucking guy who kicked him off his show for lack of better words and
Speaker: This guy right here, who's the meanest motherfucker ever, this guy right here who pricks on Tony, still pushes his fantasy football show every episode. Check out Tony's show. Meanwhile, all his friends that he's rallied himself behind, they don't watch his shit. They don't support his shit. They don't share his shit. They don't tell people about his shit. But I'm the bad guy. And that's the thing that will always happen.
Speaker: I had to cut someone that was like a sister to me. And she was in a horrible relationship, me and another brother, or another friend who I considered like a brother. Shout out to Storm. But we stuck up for this person. We were told not to, but we did because we felt sorry.
Speaker: And then she made the single biggest mistake she ever did. And that is that she pulled the. Feel sorry for me because I'm going to say that I want to hurt myself. Just so that you'll feel sorry for me card on me. I literally told this person that, you know what, until they get help. They are no longer allowed in my streams.
Speaker: They can comment all they want. But honestly, I've watched friends of mine lose their lives to suicide because they had no other way. And there is another way. There's always another day. There's always another time where you're going to feel like that. But you know what? Let me tell you this. To anyone that feels that way, you can always get through that day. Just tell yourself, I'm going to get through this day. You will get through that day.
Speaker: you have people that love you, no matter what, even when you think they hate you, they still love you. I think, I think what a lot of people don't understand when it comes to suicide or unaliving themselves, if they do that, then all the pain is gone. But what they don't understand is you put it on someone else. And this is something that I had to come to terms with. Yeah, I might,
Speaker: Gone and done and my pain is done, but I have literally put my pain on my children Anybody and everybody, you know anybody who you know that I Still appreciate with that. I still consider a friend or whatever I have transferred all that pain on them and all that suffering on them so you know what alive in yourself at the end of the day is never an option in my opinion because I
Speaker: you're not doing anything other than just causing more pain and grief to somebody else. No matter how bad things are or how bad you think things are, at the end of the day, that's never an option. And I've had to come in terms with that. I mean, I've been on that road four times and I'd like to say, but nonetheless,
Speaker: Here I am. I'm still here. I'm still doing my thing. I'm still pushing forward. And like I said, you know, I was talking to a friend of mine today and I was like, you know, I used to do live streams on Periscope and I'd have thousands of viewers every, every Saturday, every Saturday night, 10, every Saturday, 10 p .m. I was live on Periscope. I'd have thousands of viewers, thousands, thousands of followers.
Speaker: It was starting to get a little wishy -washy kind of went to the wayside I was like, let me jump on the tick tock my kids push me, you know tick tock Tick tock 25 % of those viewers followed me to tick tock Thousands of viewers every Saturday from periscope to hundreds of viewers every Saturday on tick tock
Speaker: Doing my live stream, having fun, hanging out, doing this, doing that, whatever. We started a podcast. Jeff and I started this podcast. Started putting out there, putting the social media out there, letting everybody know where to find us at. I'm still doing the same exact thing I've always done. Periscope to this podcast.
Speaker: We'll come into the catters box from Paris. Now there's a couple other people that come in here and hate and spit on what worked one, but I have three people who come in here and still support this show, still watch this show. And if they don't come in live, they're watching the replays and they're commenting. From 10 years ago, thousands of people used to watch me every Saturday now.
Speaker: people who who the real ones will show themselves oh definitely definitely got people that um you know we're we're on a which blows my mind the first appointment which we're on a on a internet radio network um and they play this is what the network does is they have a schedule
Speaker: Podcasts they play Monday through Sunday Time slots is that the other thing? Yeah, and within two weeks we became the number one show on this network Some heavy hitters in there Anything no because people get jealous people get it and get mad when they see people doing good
Speaker: And these are the same people who have supported them and pushed them and promoted them. I mean, there's guys on TikTok that are fucking huge now. They went and seen several of them about a year ago, but I knew them from the beginning. I pushed them from the beginning and they went forward to certain stage. Those ones that were there from the beginning, not only did they unfollow, but they blocked. Yeah.
Speaker: And it was just like, first and foremost, you're not original. You don't do anything that 75 ,000 other people aren't doing, you know? And that's the thing. Stay low. I mean, I'll see a name pop up in here, like Mike or Mark. That's my dude. That's, that's, that's my, or, or Chris technician, you know, he's been around forever.
Speaker: Uh, somebody I call my little sister, she pops in and out. She's young. She's doing that early twenties thing, going to the bars, going to the clubs and stuff like that. And so trying to work, but she'll pop in here and be like, what a big brother. I just want to say, I love you. You know, I watch the replay or whatever. Yeah. Those are my people. I can never imagine myself.
Speaker: getting to a point of him being so big that I just shit on the ones who were there in the beginning. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, and with this whole Twitch thing, it, it, everyone sees Jarvis Demon and they hear how confident he is. Dalton Cheyenne and his wife Cheyenne and a Draco and a few other people.
Speaker: will tell you. Ask them anytime you want. They'll tell you, I'm always texting them saying, are you sure I can do this? Are you sure I can do this? Same thing with the podcast. My numbers could go up to 10 ,000. And I'd still text someone, probably even Glick saying, are you sure I can still do this? Are you sure I'm still going to be able to pull this?
Speaker: I do it to my wife on the daily. And this is coming from someone that at one point did want to kill himself many times over, still deals with anxiety and depression. And you know what? One day I was about ready to do it. And the one thing, my dad will probably hate me for saying this, but my dad came in and he's like, Steven, you know what? I don't know what's going on inside you, but I do know one thing. If I had $1 left,
Speaker: And they told me, you either give it to someone or you give it to one of your kids. And he said, Steven, I'll tell, and this is the God's honest truth. He said, if I had to bet on one person making it and what you do, I'd put all that money on you, Steven. And that took me out of a funk that I was in that whole week, planning,
Speaker: wanting to unalive myself because I felt sorry for myself. I wasn't going anywhere in life. But yet my dad had the confidence to tell me, I would put everything on you, Steven, because I have that confidence that you could make something yourself. Yeah, that's that. This is a lot like, you know, it's funny because, you know, we do this show and
Speaker: even before I was doing this show and stuff like that, I've always come across when I'm live and in real life, I'm making it about for this, but she'll probably be a shithead and be like, now, in real life, I'm not super confident. You're right. Yeah. On the show, even even live streams, Periscope, TikTok, Ustream, whatever.
Speaker: you know i call myself the goddamn champ at the end of the day like i call it i got a goddamn i got bells made you know you know and i call myself the champ it's it's it's it's an exaggerated persona uh that i portray very confident but in real life
Speaker: I second -guess everything I do even with this show even with even with social media You know, I second guess everything. I'm not very confident But I've also never had that person in my life that's been like you got up until recently with Nicki It reassures me constantly whether she goes to relax you leave her to say it's going
Speaker: like she asked at me on my head like I'm a goddamn golden retriever and go you got this you're a good boy you're doing good thing and she just didn't have to do that stupid shit but you know but she gives me that extra boost of confidence that keeps me going and keeps me pushing um even Monday when I was just like I'm not doing the show tonight she was like why I just don't feel like it I gotta be honest with you
Speaker: She's like, are you sure? I'm just going to hang out with Cash and watch a movie and that's what we did. You know, my friend and I hung out and watched a movie.
Speaker: Doing her thing the girls were doing their thing and it was just me and cash We hung out watch the movie and I'd take that on the podcast any day of the week But a lot of it had to do with just like I still because I'm doing Mondays on my own So it's like am I really good enough or strong enough to do an actual podcast on my own? I've done several of them and I know I'm killing them because People are constantly telling me like dude
Speaker: the the
Speaker: which was better in my opinion to get this time with my son and watch a movie that in all honesty I ain't no interest in and I know he was excited for it but at the end of the day I really enjoyed the movie. The movie was a good movie. We watched Five Nights at Freddy's. It was a good movie. I enjoyed it and he loved it.
Speaker: The girls weren't here. It was just me, Nikki, and him. They were triggered. The girls were trick or treating. And I got these very rare and non -existent cuddles for my son. He was snuggled right out of the house beside me. And I didn't know what to do with myself. But yeah, we all deal with self -doubt and question ourselves and stuff like that.
Speaker: I met Nikki. I rarely never had that person in my life that, you know, my own parents kind of shit on the whole podcast. Um, when I started and kind of, kind of shit on it up until I quit talking to him last year. So it's hard, but you were doing, yes. Yes. Exactly.
Speaker: binge in here, binge in the house. So thank you, sir. What's going on, brother? Yes. Thank you. Thank you. And that's the stuff I like. Those are the comments I like. Those are the, you know, I get the messages and stuff like that. Like when I do the solo show and I got to get a lot of credit to the chatters box. When I do the solo show, man, you guys are a lively fucking bunch when I do the solo show.
Speaker: especially like people like men's and stuff like that. Oh, some lively cats go get at it. Well, exactly. I mean, and some people are going to wonder what nuisance e -sports is. It's a group that my buddy Dalton created on discord, which I can send anyone the link that we pretty much promote other
Speaker: podcasters, other content creators, because we want them to grow just as much as we've grown. And we help people no matter if they're at the highest top of their game or if they're just starting out.
Speaker: And when Dalton created this nuisance esports, he's like, dude, it's going to be a discord like you've never been a part of. And I was kind of sitting back there and I was like, Oh, okay. And the amount of support I've gotten from the nuisance esports group and also the amount of support that other content creators are getting from it has not only helped myself, but helped them, uh,
Speaker: Dalton's wife, Cheyenne, who's on Twitch right now, uh, playing Harry Potter or Hogwarts legacy, I think it's called. Um, and her name is Cheyenne's world and she just made affiliate. And I am so proud of what nuisance e -sports
Speaker: And Dalton wants to make his own e -sports team. He's trying to get jerseys and all that. And like I told them, I'm like, I love what I'm doing, but if you can find other people to be a part of that team that does the e -sports thing, fine. I'll rep that Jersey. Like I'm part of that team. 100%. But I want to say this and Dalton shy. If you're all listening, I love you. You're my family and you guys are doing good.
Speaker: Shy, you're going to be partner before you know it, because let's be honest, girl, girls on Twitch is like fucking cocaine to like Keith Richards and she is good at what she does on Twitch with gaming. Like she will tell you she doesn't feel she is 100 % better than I am at it and funnier than shit. And if you guys ever get a chance, go check them out on Twitch.
Speaker: that it's
Speaker: It's a lot easier for girls. You show a little bit of cleavage. You put a bikini on blah, blah, blah. You're not actually saying this about your friends. I'm just saying in general, uh, 90 % of females on TikTok and, and Twitch and stuff like that. They're not actually creating content. You're not doing anything other than just parading around and next to nothing and getting a bajillion followers.
Speaker: and you know I've been you know following you know as I as I am as I you know watch Ben Benji's twitch you know I've been following some other people that follow him and come into his live and and I've been chit -chatting with them and I've been following them I don't know they're following us back or not
Speaker: but I've gotten a little bit more interactive on Twitch and I'm like, well, let me go into the podcasting on Twitch and see what podcasts are out there. And there's really next to no actual podcasts on Twitch. There's a lot of radio stations. And then outside of that under the podcasting brand is just a bunch of half naked chicks sitting in front of the camera, not doing anything. Ear licking, by the way, ASMR.
Speaker: That's I don't know how fucking people can stand that there's like guys that will not or tell those Female streamers that do the ear licking like thing ASMR shit. They're like, oh man, I just know that it's like how in the fuck do you find that sexy like I am this I said, you know what? the worst thing about twitch and social media in general is that
Speaker: People on Twitch will be like well, you're you're not showing me your body and all that Cheyenne 100 % is doing 10 times better content than any of these women ASMR Amoreth whoever that show off their ass. I would put my money on shy Any day of the fucking week because her content is that fucking good? I
Speaker: And if you decide to come over to the nuisance e -sports, I bet you tend to one. Everyone in there, no matter if you're a podcaster or trying to make it on Twitch as a gamer, they'll help you. They'll help you. I might have to, I'm catching up with the chat here. You guys have my back on Mondays, man. You guys are awesome on Mondays.
Speaker: I've told Nicky that several times. You guys are freaking awesome. I have so much fun hanging out with you guys on Monday. I'll come in here and I try to plan out a show on Mondays, you know, with news and different stuff, sports stuff, catching up, recapping. And then you guys just, just fucking go ape shit. And I'm like, fucking.
Speaker: scrap it or going we're feeding off it's a throwback for me it's for me it's it's it's my it's it's it's my bread and butter that's what i did on periscope that's what i did on tiktok you know the chat was there and and it was very chat fuel and it's a throwback for me and it's it's awesome to kind of be back in and and i don't know i guess quote unquote that saddle again to where
Speaker: I'm here and I'm hanging out and whoever's chatting is you guys are driving this bus and I'm just giving directions. You know, um, that's like people that call us legends. They're like, Oh, what you do is legends. We're not legends. We're just having fun doing what we're doing. And that's my buddy right there. Salty, dalty.
Speaker: What's up, Dolce? And I will tell you this, that guy will give you the shirt off his back, even if it's his last shirt, just like Glick will, just like I will. And anyone that wants to be a streamer or is a streamer and they're feeling like they're not getting the views, come over to Nuisance Esports and we will help you.
Speaker: We don't care if you're like the nonsensical nonsense podcast Who are doing better than the Jarvis podcast or Jarvis demon combined? We will help you We will get your name out there. We will tell people in our community Go check these people out because you know what this shit is funny Out of all the podcasts that I've been on guest it on had guests come on my show I love doing this show more
Speaker: I love doing it more than my own show because Ben's been said discord can be a great help to grow. Well, apparently I have to download discord and get on discord anytime, dude. I'll get you in there. He said you were a one and a lot of zeros present. Correct. Hey, Alyssa, you see that someone says I'm right. He's right, Alyssa. When I actually said I'm right.
Speaker: Hey shy, how are you doing shy? That's shy. She just made it. Ben's Ben's got you guys do have a lot harder time. Twitch is a PG version of only fans. So you're saying is it is ASMR that band guy that bench guys really smart to say I'm right. Hats off to you. He might be drunk. I hate money. I mean he might be.
Speaker: But I'm on air Monday. Why do you hate Monday? Jeez. I never in my life thought I'd meet someone that I can call my family, but I love them to death. If they ever need anything, I'm there.
Speaker: And Shai, if you're still on, I'm watching your show as we speak on Twitch. Keep killing it. I'm so proud that you made affiliate. You're proving all those women that wear G -strings and think that's the way to make content. You're proving them wrong. Keep it up, Shai. Wrong? What am I wrong about, Jeeves? What's going on? Monday's stuck, man. Congrats on the affiliate.
Speaker: We all hate Mondays, but a benefit of Mondays is at the end of the day when you come home and Monday's done whoops your ass and and and and put you through the ringer and Basically treated you like you were an extra on us Some of you guys won't get that reference because you're not very old
Speaker: God now we got the emote chat going on here This is gonna go on forever like And I love them guys for it Ever want to make the jump to doing like gaming as well I'm working on
Speaker: I've done a couple of live streams on Twitch while I'm playing modern warfare. The problem is I forget I'm I'm live on Twitch and I just get zoned in on my game. And then I'm like, oh, you motherfucking piece of shit, camper. You I'm going to. Oh, yeah, that's right. Listen to adult stream when he is angry. And that is you in a nutshell. And then it's. But yet I do it.
Speaker: And people are like, God, Steven, you know, you need to calm it down there a little bit, buddy. It's just a game. And then I go, then I go on like a run and I'll start just killing everybody. And I'm like, yeah, that's right. Y 'all fucked up because daddy's home now. Now you bitches going to get it. Fuck around and find out there's equal opportunity. Modern warfare. Everybody's going to get it. So on fucking Apex. And if my buddy Storm or Draco is listening,
Speaker: funniest shit in the world so he knocked a guy with a shield on Apex and I'm just running around like a chicken with my head got off I no scope the guy and just pull the trigger and fucking storms like
Speaker: Uh, did you just kill that guy? And I run up on the guy's like casket thing. They do an apex and I'm teabagging the fuck out of him. And I wish I could have gotten live chat because I would have been like, dude, uninstall your fucking game. You just got beat by a guy that fucking plays this game just because maybe he may get a clip out of it. Yeah, no, I like it. I like.
Speaker: I love the shield guys because I play a lot of, I mainly play shipment. So I'll get on modern warfare. I play shipment 24 seven. I get my daily goals. And then I love when I see somebody with a shield because I, I typically use frag grenades and I'm, I'm wicked with them. But if I see somebody with shields, I'll switch to the SIM text and I'll catch a fucking shield. I'll catch them running and boom, stuck them. And I'm like, yeah, Kobe shit.
Speaker: It's just never play Call of Duty mobile. I do play that actually every once in a great while. Dude, I'm on there and I fucking dominate. I don't know how it you get me on like council. I am like borderline. But fucking you get me on Call of Duty mobile. Me and Dalton were running a fucking train on like the war zone type battle royale thing they have on Call of Duty mobile.
Speaker: And it is funnier than hell. Like one time I heard Dalton literally tell a small child in that thing, get shit on kid. I laughed my ass off and I'm like, dude, some fucking angry parent comes in. I will take that bullet. I will. I don't I don't put my headset on a whole lot anymore when I play now. It's just me sitting on the couch and Nikki going,
Speaker: Are you talking to like the game? But I used Every time I logged into the game I put my headset on man I talked shit to everybody and everybody and it used to kill me It always made me laugh with like the bottom feeders Fuck them kids. I agree. Fuck them kids and the bottom feeders on the other team like motherfucker has a
Speaker: five kills and been and and and got killed 75 times. We'll be talking the most **** and I'm like and I'm that person. I am that person. Don't look at my stats and they'll be like, dude, you got your first kill. You've died like a million times and you're talking **** It's like **** Yeah, I am. I'm like, I'm like, I just got my millions killed.
Speaker: Yeah. I'm like, hold up, hold up. Let me, let me invite this dude to my party. I'm going to bring him into my party and he's going to be like, yo, what up Glick? And I just roast him. I just roast the fuck out of me. Like I don't even care what I do in the game. I'm spending the entire game or roasting the hell out of this guy. Just fucking with you. There was a kid on a Texas chainsaw massacre and I, I'm so glad I wasn't recording that.
Speaker: gameplay but this kid was just talking major shit and I killed him in the first fucking second against him he's like oh I'll survive you won't get me as Leatherface I'm like challenge motherfucking accepted
Speaker: I'm gonna make your mama wish it, I'm gonna make you wish I, you know, I was your daddy after I do this. And I killed that kid in a second. And I was like, okay, little, and this kid's like, you're cheating, dude. I'm like, yeah, and that's what your mother's telling, not telling your father after I've been with her. I, I, I, my go -to is keep fucking around you little fucker and I'm gonna fuck your mom and I'm gonna become your stepdaddy and I'm gonna take your eggs box away from me.
Speaker: But yeah anytime you're down for fucking Call of Duty mobile man, just hit me up on there. I'll play I'm so aggro when I play Call of Duty I'm so passive aggressive when I play Call of Duty because I'll just mumble
Speaker: Like there is one time and Dalton can attest to this I'm getting shot at and I don't know it and I'm like acting like that fucking high kid That's just like, you know what? I gotta get high before I play Call of Duty. I'm that person I was playing DMZ the other night I Was playing DMZ on Modern Warfare
Speaker: And you know, they got the haunting event going on the Halloween thing and I jumped on the train. It was the train to hell or whatever the hell it's called. And there was already a squad on there. And I was like, I got on the train. I was like, yo, I come in, please. Yo, yo, yo, I don't want to fight you guys. I'm just trying to complete a mission. Let's let's be cool. One dude was like, oh, yo, what up? Like, we got you. His two buddies just fucking lit me up. Just just killed me. Right.
Speaker: And the proximity chest still going, I got my headset on. I was like, yo, that was really fucked up because I could have taken out your whole ass squad if I really wanted to. The one guy, he was like, let me get you up. I got you. Don't worry about it. Excuse me.
Speaker: don't worry about it. I got you in it. It is what he's like now. Fuck that. Fuck that guy. He's got a boy on the back of the train. So they wouldn't kill this other dude on the back of the train. And I'm like, I'm literally playing solo. Like I don't have a squad. You know, I'm just trying to do these missions. So the dude that they killed on the back of the train, his squad came down and fucking shit on everybody. Right.
Speaker: And I was like, you bitch made motherfuckers. I was just chilling, just minding my own business, trying to come on this train, just trying to complete a mission. And you killed me. And meanwhile, the other squad was like, yo, blick, we got you. Fuck these bitches.
Speaker: And and the funny thing is Motherfucking Dalton is like hey Steven. Do you ever play Call of Duty and I'm like, oh my god He's gonna want me to play it on counselor PC and he's like, no have you ever played Call of Duty mobile? I'm like, no, he's like try it so I download it one night and I mean I start dominating like teams and then he brings me into battle royale and He's like, okay So this might be like war zone in a way Steven. I'm like, oh my god. I'm clocked and
Speaker: and i got two kills and i swear to god i acted like i fucking won like the blue pony at the fucking state fair i was walking around like my shit didn't stink and then the next game i get fucking like tapped
Speaker: and the fucking person keeps going like this. I get in that thing and I'm like, you keep fucking teabagging but I'm gonna come across to your ass one more time and I'll show you what fucking teabagging is when I'm draping my balls across to your fucking face. And all of a sudden I hear this voice like, I'm sorry. And just the fucking crying and I'm like, oh my God. I am like, dude, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were a kid. And he's like, I didn't mean to be that way.
Speaker: I got no, I got no love for kids on Call of Duty, modern warfare, Call of Duty. I got no love for kids. I got no love for kids, man. And the little fucker, which is made for kids and all and all shit on every one of them little assholes. And this one kid talking so major shit before the fucking battle royale even starts. And I'm like, I'm just like Dalton, do you want to hit him? And Dalton's like,
Speaker: little kid I don't know how old you are but I will make you wish you were never born and I'm like Dalton and he's like no this little fucker has made it on my top of the kill list if I get one kill this little fucker is mine and I see the person's fucking gamertag and the person's talking shit they're not fucking endearing themselves and Dalton's like watch this
Speaker: Fuckin just runs up to the kid fucking teabag and all that shit ain't even killing him I'm like Dalton just kill the fucker. He's like, okay Doesn't even fucking aim just shoots the fucker and he's like you're a cheater. You're a cheater and Dalton's like dude. You just got nutted PV PV PVV I don't care man. I I don't I don't
Speaker: I don't take gaming so seriously. Like I've never been a serious gamer. My game that I've always played and kind of taken a little bit serious was Madden. I was never a first person shooter type game until I left Ohio. And the only reason I got into Call of Duty was because my buddy played that and he was here and I was in South Carolina. And that's how we spent time together. We hung out together.
Speaker: playing Call of Duty and you know, like I have fun with it. I talk shit. Obviously I talk, this is what I do. I just talk shit all the time, all the time, all the time, every day.
Speaker: That's like me when I used to do in Madden. I used to talk so much shit in Madden, but then an ultimate team came around and I learned that I was not shit. But Madden nowadays is so fucking garbage. If you want to play a football game that lets you customize the shit out of a team and create your own team, try Access Football.
Speaker: It's like 20 bucks. I just picked it up today because they did the 2024 game of it. And it's only 20 bucks. I picked it up. I created the Minnesota bandits because that was the only USFL team I ever cheered for. Even though I wasn't around was the Tampa Bay bandits. And so I call them the Minnesota bandits because I really want a team that I can root for that actually does fucking something. Hell yeah. So.
Speaker: But yeah, I think I'm going to head out here. I want to eat. And I was thinking the same thing. I was like, shit, I got to get up in the morning. I got to get to school. I got to go to work. I'm going to. Oh, boo hoo. I got to fucking do promos for my radio fucking thing so I can be a radio person once I graduate from radio broadcasting school. I got to come up with like an hour fucking program of radio shit.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Don't I told you about that, right? I'm so goddamn toxic when it comes to games. I talk so much. I talk so much shit period. That's what I do. I just talk shit. Don't I found a new teammate I want on our team. I found you too. I'd say she was in the background. She said all day or day. So I originally was going to school for marketing and design, right?
Speaker: And I liked it at first, but then at the same time, I was like, it's just not clicking.
Speaker: And then my wife's like, Steven, you have a podcast. You like to talk. Why don't you do radio? And I thought she was talking shit. So I was kind of like, hey, fuck you. And she's like, no, serious. So I got in touch with Radio Connection. It's a six month program. And as soon as you get that fucking diploma or whatever they give you or certificate, they help you.
Speaker: up to one year free, getting you all the tools to get a job in radio. And the guy who I'm working with, his name is Craig Larson. Great guy. He's like, Stephen, as soon as you get that certificate, which my final is on is the day of my birthday, February 12th. So I got to take my final exam on my birthday. So if I fail it, my birthday is going to be shit.
Speaker: And he's like, you know, if you make it with radio, like you do with your podcast and all that, he's like, you're going to have to come down to Texas and we're going to have to take in a Houston Texans game. I'm like, Oh my God, if he would have said Oilers, I would have been more happy.
Speaker: But yes, go check out the Jarvis podcast. If you have a Discord and you want to be part of a great community, go check out Nuisance Esports. I will give the link to Glick so that he can join it and then he can share it off to everyone he wants to. We will help you out. Even if you're better than us at anything like Glick is,
Speaker: we'll still give you that support we don't care if you're a small gamer whatever we will help you out we want to build a community that rivals any other community that says oh yeah we'll fucking support you no matter what nuisance esports pretty much guarantees you that we will give you that support we don't give flashy discord meetings
Speaker: what is this the is this the discord app of that of the way it'll say discord if it's the discord app like a little controller thing yeah that's yeah that's it i mean i'm literally get it on your pc too i'm i'm installing it on my phone right now okay
Speaker: But yeah, the Discord link that Dalton just shared is for the e -sports, Nuisance e -sports Discord app. Go on there and we will help you out no matter what. All we say is give it back.
Speaker: support creators Just like Glick he supports other creators even if they're assholes same with me same with Dalton Like there was a person that came into my into one of my games one time or in the chat and said I followed you now you have to follow me and I'm like I'm not gonna follow you because you told me to follow you I'll follow you but just know this you're not gonna make it and that person
Speaker: literally has not gotten a single follower after that because people can tell if you're an arrogant asshole even when you're doing a podcast but then that's why me and Glick are so famous
Speaker: It's weird. It's like a double edged sword. People don't want you to be an asshole, but then when you are an asshole, they're mad at you. But when they're being assholes and you tell them they're an asshole, they get all offended. Like me, I'm proud to be an asshole. I'm a card carrying motherfucking member. Me and Glick even wanted to make a podcast one day called the Assholes. Mm hmm. But Benji, if you want to join that discord link, join it, brother. We would love to have you.
Speaker: We wanna show people that we stand by what we say when we say we'll help you no matter the size of your podcast, your YouTube channel, your Twitch channel, we will stand behind you. Unless you're a fucking asshole and you demean women like one of the people that tried to, they were so nice to me. But then once I heard that the person - Go ahead. Ben said you can't come into someone's stream and be a shithead. Yeah.
Speaker: We had to insta -ban this kid because he was literally telling a girl streamer that, oh, you know, you can't play with other people and all that. And me and Storm or Draco, we literally went off on this person and Dalton, who is, he doesn't call himself the leader of the nuisance esports, but he pretty much is annoying. You know, he just doesn't accept that title.
Speaker: and Dalton insta banned the motherfucker so then this motherfucker decides to go into Dalton's I think it was TikTok one time and just calling out Dalton saying all this shit that wasn't true and Dalton told me about this
Speaker: that day or said hey Steven the person's in my chat can you help me i would have went nuclear on that person because i don't care if a woman is a piece of shit to you whatever once you're allowed into our group and you make us look bad you are fucking not only being insta -roasted but you are instabanned and we will tell people that you are that way we stand by what we say and
Speaker: Dalton if you ever want to be on a podcast come on the nuisance nonsensical nonsense Come with me next time like Dalton's always saying hey, when can I be a guest on your podcast? I'm like, dude, why would you want to be on my podcast? One and two there's so many better ones out there. I
Speaker: But yeah, Dalton wants to be on my podcast. And I told him, I'm like, I'll get him and his wife on there and then we'll do some like circuits so that he can be on here once in a while. If, if it wasn't that we're getting off, I'd probably be like, Dalton, jump your ass in here and talk some shit. But I'm, I'm like, my wife's telling me every now and then she's like, Hey, what about the ice cream? And it's like, yeah, I forgot. Oh my God.
Speaker: But Glick, thank you so very much. No, you're fine, you're fine. I was trying to log in to create an account on Discord. Yeah, you already have one. And it kept telling me that the email was an existing account. I'm going
Speaker: to book a flight to Cancun and I'm gonna strangle that fuck out of Jeff's son. Jeff's son is a goddamn discord account using the podcast email. Oof.
Speaker: But yeah Anyone that has not watched the nonsensical nonsense that's here because I said I was on here Go check them out. They are great people Jeff. We're kind of still on the fence about Yeah, you can also use a phone number to sign up to I'm going to right now but yeah, um
Speaker: Thank you again, Glick, for having me on this show. You are always welcome here, man. The door's always open for you, brother. I appreciate you coming in. We went a little longer than planned tonight. I should have ended this an hour or so ago. But you're always welcome here, brother. I'm going to get on this discord thing. I'm going to figure it out. I'm going to get on here. I'll reach out to you on Facebook or whatever. You can send me the link to the community.
Speaker: I'm gonna get in there. I'm gonna join you guys salute shy Any of you guys who watching this you follow us I'll make sure I figure out how to follow you guys back. We'll hit you guys back And check out the streams check out a lot of stuff binge can binge Binge
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Speaker: I look forward to seeing you continue to to blow up and continue to grow Look forward to you doing what you do And to find my podcast it's the Jarvis podcast you can find it on any Podcasting platform we just went over 2 ,000 plays today could not fucking believe it. I'm also on twitch at Jarvis demon
Speaker: And come check us out. Also to anyone that follows me, go check out the nonsensical nonsense. Glick is a great guy. Go check out salty dalty. Go check out Cheyenne's world. You'll love the content. They're great. Glick is even great. Jeff's kind of okay. Tony, we, you know, we don't know what happened to him, but Glick, if you ever need me on Monday, just hit me up, brother. I'll, I'll be on. Absolutely. Absolutely, man. I'll keep that in mind.
Speaker: Uh, you beat me to the punch. I was just getting ready to, once I did my spiel, I was getting ready to ask you where everybody could find you. Uh, we're going to wrap the show up. We're going to do this show tonight with, um, our good friends, uh, blacktop Mojo. Oh, you know what? Dude, play a played Jason Aldean in a small town. That's where we ended. That's where we ended.
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Speaker: Now here you go again, you say you want your freedom But who am I to bring you down? And it's only right that you should play it the way you feel it But listen carefully to the sound
Speaker: Dreams of loneliness are like a heartbeat drives you mad Oh stillness of remembering what you had And what you lost Yeah, what you had And what you lost
Speaker: When it's raining And players, they only love you when they're playing And I said hey women, yeah they will come and they will go When the rain washes you clean, you know
Speaker: The crystal vision But I keep my vision to myself But it's only me who wants to wrap around your dream But have you any dreams you would like to sell?
Speaker: He drives you mad On the stillness of remembering what you had And what you lost You know what you had And what you lost Oh, and the thunder only happens when it's raining
Speaker: And players, they only love you when they're playing And I say hey women, yeah they will come and they will go Well the rainwater's too clean, you know
Speaker: And players, they only love you when they're playing Nothing, women, yet they will come and they will go Well, the rainwater's too clean, you know
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