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Speaker: Yes.
Speaker: What's going on everybody? Happy Saturday night. Welcome to nonsensical nonsense. You already know who I am. I'm Glick. We got Joffrey in the building.
Speaker: As always. And we fired everybody else because they fucking suck. Who has to work on podcasting? What the fuck up? Who has to leave and pack for one day after one hour of a podcast?
Speaker: It takes five seconds to pack for one day. Pair of pants, pair of underwear, pair of socks, and a shirt. Now, see, that's exactly what I said, but apparently, I went wrong on that. Well, for you to pack... Yes. ...yourself, that's all you need to do. Yes. Unless you had to pay for your... Me, I'm like, I don't need a suitcase. I got a fucking book bag. That's good. Yeah. You know? I got like one of them...
Speaker: I've got one of those um I've got like a Michigan one of them like uh gym bag things right um and if I'm just going on a real quick like day or two two -day trip or whatever I could I can fit enough stuff in that thing including deodorant and and and uh toothbrush a toothpaste and and and my cologne I can fit all that and one little bag it was a two -day trip so you know
Speaker: And then she she stayed while I came back because we took her brother with us so so they could go to a concert for his birthday that he wanted to go to once again, I still don't know who's on stage but A it's all in Spanish B. It's it's nobody I care about so Yeah, exactly
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Speaker: Give us a listen. And if you be so kind, we greatly appreciate you. If you share, let other people know about what we're doing here. And, you know, we're having fun. We're hanging out. We're doing our thing. We're having fun. We're creating comedy. We're creating some form of content.
Speaker: You know, speaking of time slots and the fact that we do, we do normally start six. I understand you guys had to go to like a little parade or, or go ahead and tell people why we're late today, Chris. Oh no, my, yeah, no, I had to go to a Christmas parade tonight and froze my ass off. No, my oldest daughter, she's a, she's in the marching, the high school marching band.
Speaker: Um And uh So they have the they're in town they do like a yearly Christmas thing whatever it is Um, so there was kind of like a I wasn't an all day thing But it started earlier or whatever and then marching band was marching in the parade So I had to go there and my my initial thought was i'm gonna go there i'm gonna see the band march and then i'm out right
Speaker: I wasn't going to stay for the whole parade because I was there by myself. And then as I was getting ready to leave, I seen the band. I actually seen her. I was kind of surprised because I can never find her. The damn band is so big. Oh, yeah. Marching band. So but I actually seen her and I got a quick couple of videos of them marching and stuff. And then I went to leave. And as I was leaving, I ran into the kids and and baby mama.
Speaker: the other two kids. So, I was like, well, **** then I want to hang out and watch the parade with them. So, but I I didn't find out until the are about to parade until the other night. Typical fashion of my of my oldest daughter. Well, yeah, that's and I was just like, by the way, dad, this project's due tomorrow. Yeah. So, I think it was Wednesday or something. I found out about it. So, I was just like,
Speaker: Okay. I guess, and as of late, I've been doing the show by myself so much that I just, just figured nobody was going to be here tonight anyway. So I was like, screw it. I'll just start to show at seven and, um, and kind of go from there. Um,
Speaker: So, but yeah, you know, every once in a while we have a late start. You gotta sometimes, uh, real life gets in the way. Yeah. You know, it's, it's, uh, we, we try to all be here when we can, but you know, we all do have as much as we don't like to admit it. We do have some, some form of a life. Um,
Speaker: But yeah, I actually like I said on that good news of being on time thing My schedule has changed so I will be here on Saturday like as planned and I should be able to be here on Wednesdays as well. So nice I'm always here. So
Speaker: The two of us have the least life going on But well, I wouldn't say I have I wouldn't say I have no life at all because I've actually become Pretty busy person. Well, yeah, but I mean full -time dad now. So yeah, well More in the way for you Um
Speaker: Just not even with not even not even with just the kids just in general. I mean, I've become kind of, you know, because well, the ice cream store more often I see. Here in a well here in a couple of weeks, I won't be here on Saturday night because I'm going to see Rumspring. Right, which is cool. And then a few weeks after that, like three or four weeks after that, I won't be here on another Saturday night because guess who I'm going to go see again.
Speaker: You've become a groupie. You're a groupie. No. You're going to follow them on tour. I'm not I'm not a groupie when the guys reach out to me and say, hey, we got a show coming up. You're going to be there. I mean, they're literally I wouldn't say that, you know, they you know, they're they're inviting me to go and and and I want to go and I want to support the guys. I'm working on getting them on the show. So they're a good group of guys. They really are. And and I enjoy bullshitting with them. And I I enjoyed both times. I've seen them in concert. So
Speaker: you know, if the opportunity is there and, and, and, and I can go, I'm, I'm going to go. I mean, and fortunately right now they haven't blown up yet. So, you know, I can get tickets for 20 bucks instead of $300. Now, when they blow up and they get really, when they blow up, you should get free tickets. Yeah. That's what I'm going to hit them up. You can always tell boys, I was hearing from you, you know, day one, remember, remember.
Speaker: I came and seen you guys in Sinnerburg. It's fucking Sinnerburg. Nothing else is going on. Where the bar closes at 11 o 'clock and we were still standing inside bullshitting at 12 30. They're like, Hey guys, uh, you don't got to leave, but we kind of want to go home. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay fucking here. But, um, no, you know, so I've gotten a little bit more busy, a little bit more,
Speaker: um active, you know, uh socially or or whatever or just In general, I'm just it always seems like I mean like today I got up and I had to run to Walmart and do some shit and I had to come home and um and whatnot, but I I can't complain because uh Five years ago, so you know, I'm gonna dive into something here real quick. It's been on my mind lately
Speaker: So five years ago, this is going to lead me, this is, this is going to be a roundabout way to get to my good news that I had. So about five, you know, about five years ago, almost six years ago, uh, life was, uh, you know, it was all right. I had some issues that I was going through, but I, you know, I had, I was married and had a nice house and a really good job. And then one day the rug got pulled out from underneath and my wife left me for somebody else. Um, I fell into a downward spiral.
Speaker: And, and unfortunately I had to come back home and I literally had everything taken away from me. So I literally, and I had to move back home to Ohio and I literally had to start all over again. And then a couple of years later, I met somebody that I thought was, was who made me change my way of thinking. And I thought she was, uh,
Speaker: and she turned out to be a giant ball of fakery and completely fucked me over and wrecked my world again, you know, a year ago. You kind of have a time. I'm just saying, you know, you know, yeah. Yeah, right here. So, you know, the last five years have been, you know, but a year ago when that all happened, I did meet somebody truly amazing. Somebody that is still in my life and I'm very happy to call a friend but
Speaker: She also taught me a couple lessons and the fact that I got my confidence back and she taught me that I'm I'm I'm worth something in this world. Well, the last year in the last year or so, things have kind of started coming around. We started this show. It's starting to take off. It's starting to get some traction. We're having fun with it.
Speaker: but everything is starting to kind of come together. So, you know, the completely being destroyed, not once, but twice in a five -year span. And now to be where I am, yeah, to be where I am now. And with that being said, it's a really good, and words are hard, so I'm not very good with what I want to say here. But with that being said, I'm on top of the fucking world right now, man.
Speaker: you know, I've got a confidence. I've got a confidence level that is that is through the roof. Um life is you know, I I got my kids uh which I I never thought was going to be a possibility to have my kids full time and I do and I found out yesterday that uh I'm moving in two weeks. Nice. I got approved for uh we got I got the approval for the the townhouse that I wanted
Speaker: and uh went and seen it yesterday as well like the actual inside of it and uh came fell in love with it. Oh my god, dude. It is so nice. Uh it's like 1300 square foot. Something like that. Oh wow. That's pretty decent. So, I'm going from like 500 RV. Yeah. But no, that's **** it all. But um I mean like my walk -in closet aka my new studio.
Speaker: Well that closet that is damn near if not as big it might be bigger than my son's bedroom he has right now
Speaker: So it's a big ass walk in closet. So, you know, I'm kind of I do have to say before you continue, I'm happy for you. I'm genuinely happy for you. You know, when we reconnected a couple of years ago and then out of nowhere, we just decided to start a podcast because we go start talking about it and.
Speaker: And I really think the podcast has helped both of us with that confidence level that we spoke of or that you spoke of because I'm basically the same spot you are. Life is getting better and better and better. And it's mind blowing that the two morons that in high school were literally told multiple times, you guys won't allow it to shit.
Speaker: Yeah, I was told I would make it to 18. So... Well, yeah, I mean, I was told I will be digging ditches for the rest of my life. And the fact that I've literally bought property and I'm expanding my portfolio and all that fun shit. And now you're getting back on track to where you want to be. I... And I hate to use the word blame, but I blame it on the podcast.
Speaker: Well, it opened us up. I really, yeah, it's, it's, it's given us our, our platform. So to say, not just that, uh, just want to shut up the chatter, the chatter's box real quick. I see you guys going on. Smoked random Rick triple R in the building. I do got my diet beer congrats on the house. Appreciate that red triple R get it. Glick. Appreciate it.
Speaker: smoke in the house. Appreciate you, brother. Much love, guys. Appreciate the love. But yeah, so needless to say, right now, your boy is on fucking cloud nine. I'm loving life. I really should be. And it's just like I was thinking about that today. I was sitting out here on the couch and I was just kind of having a moment. Not a bad moment, just like. No, one of those great moments where you're like, I can't believe how good everything is going.
Speaker: Yeah, just like and I was like, wow, a year, we'll just take it back to a year ago, almost a year ago this time. I was in a downward spiral and I was drinking pretty heavily again. And so just in a matter of a year, I mean, no, I was.
Speaker: drinking every day again and not sleeping and not eating. The only thing you have to worry about right now is I know where your brain will head is you're waiting for the other shoe to drop. Yeah, I'm waiting to get it. Exactly. I'm the same way and I'm like, okay, this is the great. The bad's coming. I know it. And I got yelled at for that yesterday too. And that's what we both have to worry about is like, okay, we know that
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah, I got I got yelled at for that yesterday but no, I mean, it's just one of those one of those you know, hate to be cliche or whatever but it's one of those Phoenix like rising from the ashes like remember a year ago, some of you motherfuckers were kicking me when I was down and and and and and treat me like I was nothing
Speaker: but look at me, you're in the same spot and I'm 20 miles ahead of where I was a year ago. So we'll go ahead and enjoy it. Enjoy, and that's why I don't block people because now you get to eat your words and you rat yourself out for being there good for nothing, too bitchy and whore. So, and I know you still listen because the other night when I brought it up, when I brought it up, you instantly added me on Snapchat. So how are you doing?
Speaker: It's one of those things that, you know, when we're so used to life shitting on us that we're worried about getting shit on again, but we need to stay positive and not think about that because that's what sends us into that spiral. And because of experience is why we think that way.
Speaker: Exactly. And I got yelled at for that the other day. I was lying in bed with a wife and I was like, you know, at any moment something's gonna fucking happen and life's gonna shit on me. And she's like, you fucking talk like that if you don't smack me. Because if you put that out to the universe, as she likes to say, the universe would be like, okay, here you go, this is what you wanted.
Speaker: And that's kind of become our new philosophy here in the house is if you put out good shit, good shit comes back. What's up, Chris? What up, Chris? Smoke. Smoke, you're right, exactly what I say.
Speaker: I get to watch my... I have a new philosophy of the best revenge is success. And I get to watch my revenge slowly build up to certain people in the customer. Wait for it. Wait for it.
Speaker: This is what I am, Phil. We need to sound good. Send it to me. I'll make a video. It's it's Nas. Hate me now. Okay. Speaking of the haters. Hey, Smoke. We we went out a little bit of a tirade Wednesday night. In more good news in the Doctor Phil episode, if you will,
Speaker: every year Spotify does the year in your year in review. Okay. You're most listened to. And of course, no surprise. I'm going to tell you the number one and number two on my Spotify Spotify Spotify playlist was boom.
Speaker: The lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions. It's nice. Number one and number two on my most listened to in 2022 on Spotify was Blacktop Mojo. Right. And nonsensical nonsense. Because yes, I do listen to my own podcast, even though I'm about 70 episodes behind right now. I have to admit, I occasionally do.
Speaker: but but but I I don't know about you but if you and I when I re re listen, I can I occasionally cringe. I'm like, really? What's going on, Brian? But but Spotify also does a year in review for Spotify artists or Spotify podcasters and we are Spotify artists slash podcasters. So, our year in review came out.
Speaker: And it's kind of based off of, uh, listens and, you know, it says, uh, this just goes to show how much we don't have going on in our lives. We've created 22 ,614 minutes of new content this year. That's more than 99 % of other creators in the comedy category. Boom.
Speaker: Suck it, creator. Suck it, everybody else. We have no lives. Narcissistic nonsense. If this thing would actually work, I should have just taken. Your podcast loves to travel. Do we? Our top five countries that listen to us. OK, OK.
Speaker: Now per Spotify, this doesn't include everywhere else, but per Spotify, there's eight countries that listen to us. The top five are the United States, Mexico, the UK, Canada, and Australia. Another trip on the Barbie Australia. What's up? Yeah. That's awesome. Australia. How are we doing in the DR, Dominican Republic?
Speaker: We're number one. I'm, I'm, I'm getting closer and closer to going to Australia and fighting a kangaroo. I'll tell you what, that's going to be paper to you right there. Go all Australian listers. Somebody captured kangaroo. Yeah. This, this, this little, this little, uh, this little statistic has nothing to do with us. This is a shout out to our listeners. Thank you guys for this one. The podcast.
Speaker: Do you remember me at sixteen? All I wanted to do was crack skulls and **** King Glick. Shout out to our listeners. Shout out to you guys. Our podcast was in the top 10 % of most shared globally. So shout out to you guys. That's **** awesome. Yeah, that's awesome. You know, let's do it smoke.
Speaker: take the show on the road. Fuck yeah. That's awesome. So, top ten of the most shared. Yeah, let's get those. Let's bump those numbers up. I want top five by next year. Yeah, right. Uh 36 % of our listeners follow the podcast. I need you guys to step that number up. Yeah. So, I elevate you guys and
Speaker: We don't want you to get too big of a head like Chris. Let's be honest, we all have room for one giant headed guy. What are the nonsensical nonsense listeners like? What are their personalities? Well, according to Spotify, they are devotees. They're all sick and they all should be hospitalized. According to Spotify, they're devoted or devotee.
Speaker: says when when your fans love a podcast, they really love it. They're quick to support new releases and play their favorite episodes over and over again. I couldn't imagine listening to an episode more than once. Uh maybe like certain parts. I've listened to three times to be honest because it cracks me. And I always tell everybody start. I haven't even played you twice. Have I?
Speaker: Yeah, but you know who I did beat this week? Oh, well, Golf Hawk's ass and he better not show up here. You better hide his head in shame. Oh, let's see what other stats do we have here? We've been working out. Oh, we see you've been working out nonsensical nonsense. Uh, this year we've had followers gains of 194%. Nice. Uh,
Speaker: 120 hundred and 26 hours. We've gained 119 percent in listeners. So, you know, we'll grow up, man. We'll grow up. Oh, we got some other numbers. Podcastors now. Yeah, we know it feels weird to say that we're on a quote unquote copy of podcast.
Speaker: Uh, I think that's all the stats that I have for you there. That's, you know what, for, for two guys from Ohio that started this, what, a little over a year ago? Yeah, over a year ago. That's pretty impressive. So for you haters that like to come in here and say that we have no content. I have something for the haters. And that they would like, and that they would like to,
Speaker: tell tell us how to run a show to you. I say wait. Get on your knees like the dirty whore you are and take it all the way to the base and gargle it. You filthy slut. I have a very special updated video for the haters.
Speaker: Smoke said it wasn't long enough, so I re -did it. It's got a little thing for everybody now. It's my show. It's my show. And I do whatever I want. I need to get that clip. I wanted to brag a little bit, especially since the last couple of weeks.
Speaker: the snakes have decided to come out and try to start bumping their comes and make themselves feel relevant again. A bunch of irrelevant ass motherfuckers. So I figured I'd just give them a little something to rub the salt in your wounds after that beating you took last weekend for me and smoke.
Speaker: That's why we don't like Brian. That's why we don't like Brian. Brian, by the way, I have been rewatching Game of Thrones. I'm halfway through season one. And I can proudly say. You fucking lazy piece of shit. You need to watch it. What do you want me to do? What do you want me to do? What do you want me to do? I don't have time. Sit down and watch the fucking show. Did you find me some fucking time to sit down and watch Game of Thrones?
Speaker: You know what I've come really close a lot of times in my life to eat in a bullet That might be the time where I eat a fucking bullet is if we ever do an episode Like a secondary podcast where we watch an episode and then we talk about it But but you cannot say you were not impressed when the mountain crushed dudes had the other day
Speaker: I mean, that was impressive, but then I got, but just give me like, take all the seasons.
Speaker: and give me, give me, yeah, give me all the action and all the like, that's all I want. Just all the action scenes. I don't need any of the sex or anything like that. Just give me all the action scenes, condense it into like one episode. And that's the episode we go. I don't need to know the backstory. I don't need to know the backstories or the content or why it happened or who it is or anything like that. That's what we can watch.
Speaker: I'm in. That would be interesting. It would probably be like a three -hour video. Yeah, I'm in. I'm 100 % in. No, no, no, I'm all in. I will admit, I'm rewatching season one right now, and season one has a lot of talk. It's hard. Season one is the hardest season to watch. Yeah.
Speaker: No, but like I said, the fact that something, quote unquote, you and I created out of thin air and you came up with a name and we basically said, this is what we're going to do. And we were like both going, yeah, that sounds good. We'll just make it up as we go along.
Speaker: And and and how it's evolved into what it is now that we have not all the time, but we have segments that we do and and we have segments we've evolved. You know, Tony's joined the show. We've created our own little podcast family with with Tony and Smoke, Connor, Mike, you know, Brian's pulled up in here a few times. Cam's been up here, you know. We've got ourselves, you know, at the end of the day,
Speaker: I have basically created and built an asylum that I am in charge of. And unfortunately the lunatics do whatever they want. You guys being the lunatics, I'm the head lunatic. I'm like, Hey, I'm not writing ahead. I'm going to open up my own psychiatric hospital. And all the doctors and nurses are mentally unstable. No, but I mean, it's shocking.
Speaker: It's one of those things like, you know, I watched a video the other day, it was an interview with a very famous YouTuber. And they were, you know, he started his YouTube channel when he was in like, he was like 10 or something like that. Now he's like, almost 30. And he's, they're like, did you ever think it'd be as big as this? He's like, oh, I'm shocked every day.
Speaker: And I get it. You know, when you watch that, you're like, yeah, it really must suck to have multiple millions of dollars because of stupid shit you do on the internet. And, you know, we're not there, but it's shocking to see that people actually, quote unquote, give a shit about what we want to talk about. Yeah. Even though it's complete ramblings of two idiots. Of magic. Yeah. Archimin got shit on us.
Speaker: Brian still down there quoting, I'm assuming Game of Thrones. I don't fight in tournaments because when I fight a man for real, I don't want him to know what I can do. Anybody worried about somebody whose name is Eddard.
Speaker: He's the guy that was in Lord of the Rings. I fucking narrowed it down. Again, another franchise of movies that I don't watch. You know what? I 100 % agree with you. Lord of the Rings to me is like what Game of Thrones is to you. It's just, it's, I've tried. I can't. I can't with that shit.
Speaker: I don't, I don't understand the fascination to it, but it's the same thing as, as like Star Wars is to me. What football, well cars is to me, what football is to you. I really give a shit. I can care less about football where you care about football. No, I buy new cars. So I don't have to worry about it. It's not about new. And then if something does go wrong with it, I just say, Hey Chevy, uh, this ain't running, right? And they'll say,
Speaker: No problem. We'll come and pick it up and we'll bring you a loaner and then they go off and they fix it and it's free because there's a warranty on it. But then you don't get your hands dirty. You don't, you can't say I fixed that. I built that. Yeah, but I get to do that every day at work.
Speaker: I don't get to do that. That's the only downside to my job. I can't literally show up and go, look, I built this. Ah, except for a stack of money. Such old desk jockey ass up. I do get to say, look at this stack of money. I made that. I mean, I do the same thing. I made this money, but of course, as soon as I make it, the kids spend it.
Speaker: We've only been at this for about a year and a half now. And by no means are we a big name podcast yet, but we're going to keep doing what we do. And we're going to gain traction and gain powers.
Speaker: listeners, and that's the name of the game. One of the things we talked about early on, and of course, like normal, I was 90 miles ahead of where we were. And I was like, we need to get merchandise. We need to get this. And you said something that made sense, and I'm kind of stuck with it. It's not about money. We're not doing this for money. We're doing this at all.
Speaker: sort of our own sanity and it's kind of like therapy thing but it's also we truly actually enjoy jumping on here two and three times a week and having something to say and you know even though we do make it up as we go along. We'll just wing it I mean sometimes we have stuff that we want to talk about or things that we want to say and you know we have our serious moments and we have our serious phases but most of the time it's just
Speaker: I've been talking to, you know, I've been talking to, you know, and that's the other thing where I say that I'm busy these days because I'm talking to a lot of people, like a lot of new people these days that I haven't, you know, where I didn't interact socially a lot, whether it be online or in real life or whatever. And put in the work, your rewards will follow.
Speaker: Any, any trademarked. We can't put that up, Brian. We'll get a trademark and trade. Sorry. I'm just going to delete the comment and I'm going to use it. I'm going to, and I'm going to trade. I'm going to trademark it at Kingley Baratheon trademark. It was just Texas cattle skull. Never heard of it.
Speaker: Yeah, never heard of that guy. What? I want a quarter every time everybody says it. Yeah. No, no. Smoke and I were talking about it Wednesday, you know, a snail's pace. We're, we're, we're grinding it out slowly, but, but you know, and a lot of people do ask about the podcast and they're like, what's the podcast about? I'm like, basically it's just a bunch of dudes being dudes.
Speaker: Yeah, well, as you walk into a male locker room, everybody's dressed with talking shit. Using your half -white crew. Calm down, Mexican.
Speaker: Brian's going to snap one day and be like, for the last time, I'm not fucking kidding. He's going to end up wandering the streets of Texas.
Speaker: Take your bet, Ryan. You'll be all right. Give him a goddamn compliment. Fuck you, Glick. I'm not Mexican, damn it. Fuck you, Glick. He's in a room by himself in a fetal position. I'm not fucking Mexican. And hell, my part's written there.
Speaker: Yeah, and you know anybody anybody can listen anybody can you know and and I and I you know Where was I at? How was I
Speaker: Oh, yes. Yesterday, when I went to go drop off my deposit and stuff and I was in the leasing office and and and and and and and it just organically came up. It's not like I walked in there and was like, oh, it's the podcast. Yeah. Everybody's famous. Not really, but okay. I'm down. They're like, you've been rejected.
Speaker: You know, it just came up organically in conversation. And they asked what it was about. And that's what I told them. I said, yeah, it's basically dudes just talking. I mean, at the end of the day. And I was like, and we've talked about finding a female voice to have on the show because I think it would be cool to have a female voice on the show. And these are both women in the office. And they're like, why would you do that? Just keep it a guy's quote.
Speaker: I was like, I mean, of course now more than likely my landlords are going to be listening to the podcast. So that should go over swimmingly. I'm either going to, I'm either going to get kicked out or get kicked out or get free rent. Who knows?
Speaker: And there's the kick in the dick we were waiting for, ladies and gentlemen. I agree with my dad. Well, the one thing we do strive to do is we don't hold back. Exactly, Brian. We don't hold back. We just kind of, you know, we do word vomit very well, where it's very few things that we hold our tongue on. And it's usually stuff that you probably shouldn't say on live air anyway.
Speaker: Rick's got a point. That is a good point, actually. Should he be making us sandwiches and not podcasting? Yeah, as soon as you go make the sandwich. Oh, there he is. Ah, yeah. Hey, boys. What's good? What's good? Look what I got here.
Speaker: Hey, where are the white women at? Hey, man. Y 'all needed some color on this goddamn panel. What's good, fellas? What's good? What's good? Happy Saturday, everybody. What up, Blake? What up, Jeff? What's good? What's up, man? What's up, sir? Oh, that reminds me. Get it like a villain. Speaking of this weekend, tomorrow is kind of a big day. What's good?
Speaker: It's normal Sunday. It's not big for everybody else except for myself. It's my birthday. Oh, well, I think it's time for break. That's good to know. We don't nobody cares. So, you know, we're going to take break this little black top. Oh, man. Yo, this is brutal. You said tomorrow. Hey, Jeff. Emotional damage.
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Speaker: Your birthday landed last on podcast day last year. Yeah. It's funny thing about birthdays. It's the same time every year. Is that a good thing or a bad day? At least you can remember when the shit is, at least you can remember. No, at least you know, helps us remember when the shit is. You know what I mean?
Speaker: That's the good thing about it. Because if it changes every year, like, fuck, what is my birthday next year? Fuck, I don't know. Did we miss it? The funny thing is, I was at work, and I'm getting ready to get off work. And one of the girls at work was like, hey, by the way, happy birthday on Sunday. And I was like, oh, shit, that's right. My birthday's on Sunday. Holy crap. Yeah. Sunday is a good day, bro. Sunday night smoke. Sunday night birthday. It's OK.
Speaker: birthday, just relax and get one year older. It's all good. Yeah. Well, you know, I, I've never been a fan of birthdays and I think we had this, uh, as much as we both like being center of attention, the fuck is the second? Oh, yeah. We're the hard man.
Speaker: I thought he was making another goddamn Game of Thrones reference. I just spent three and a half hours with these assholes talking about Game of Thrones. And then Brian's been quoting Game of Thrones all night. So I thought he was making a Game of Thrones reference. You have to excuse me. Chris, Chris, I have something for you. Don't give yourself a Game of Thrones machine. You want to fuck up again in the future. Quiet possibly in the most spectacular fashion.
Speaker: Why worry about yesterday's fuck -ups? Wouldn't you have tomorrow's fuck -ups to look forward to? You are a fuck -up. And fucking up is part of your growth process. Embrace the process.
Speaker: Yeah, I didn't **** up because he put Happy Birthday, my fellow Sagittarian in there. He didn't say Sagittarius or whatever the **** y 'all are. The only only zodiac sign that matters is a Libra. So, yeah. So, he puts Sagittarian and again, three and a half hours of Game of Thrones talk. Game of Thrones quotes all night so far tonight. I don't know if he's making another Game of Thrones reference.
Speaker: It probably is. That's when you got to roll. You got to roll the you got to roll the you're a nerd and no one likes you. They're like fuck after this long like Jesus. I have no idea. I've never watched Game of Thrones. I'm not a TV guy like that anyway. So I have no fucking clue what that is. I haven't. Oh, TV and movies. I watch. I watch this book from Brian.
Speaker: Should I just highlight it? Right back at you. Okay, that's perfect. That's all we need to know is that you watched it. It's very good. It's on HBO. I fucking thoroughly enjoyed it. I thought it was funny.
Speaker: Smoke, what are you getting into tonight? Tony said you was out and about. Yeah, I just got back in. I just got back in. I was making a couple of runs. I'm back in a building. Are you in the studio, or are you in the film? No, I'm on the phone. I'm not in the studio. I'm in the house on a cell phone, actually. So I'm in the crib, got the little, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I had to try to run in, get something to eat. I'm like, today was kind of hectic.
Speaker: So I'm just going to, yeah, the studio is probably not going to see me today. I'm just in a, you know, I'm just on last mode right now because I started early. Yeah, I was up very early today. I had a lot of things to try to take care of today. So I was up very, I was up very, very early today to myself. I was too, but not by choice. I went to bed at five AM for no reason. I was up extremely early by choice.
Speaker: I was up at 5 a .m. actually when you think about it. No, no, no, I'm sorry. 6 a .m. I stand corrected. I was up like 6 a .m. this morning. I'm early, you know, I like to get up early all the time anyway. You know. Saving the turtles, sir, Chris? I am saving the fucking turtles, asshole. No, we are environmentally conscious. No, no, no, no. I do the same thing, but I haven't won a six pack in so long, I don't get the classic thingy.
Speaker: I remember that from a couple of years back when these things. Yeah. And you know, we got to blame you white guys for that shit, man. Don't we get blamed for everything?
Speaker: Oh, because you guys only drink 40 -ounce bottles of old English. We drink a bottle. Yeah. We drink a bottle. We're not fucking with them cans. Like, that's real redneck. Like, the can with the fucking little ring holder. Like, yeah, we don't do that in the hood, bro. Yeah, but I've always cut my little rings up, so you can't blame me. That's the most heartbreaking thing when you see a big old fat -headed turtle with a ray around his head.
Speaker: Could we call that shit like ring around the collar That's a total collar a collar I guess I don't know Anyway shock value only
Speaker: The views of not just the nonsense podcast are not necessarily those of smoke, because I'm just like, fuck the turtles, I don't drink six packs. Well, I drink six packs but in bottles. But oh, good. That's good though. That's good to do it right. If I go to the store and I buy a six pack, I would get those rings. But when I buy beer, I buy a box of 24. And then it'll sit and wait. There you go.
Speaker: You can't drink 24 beers in a month, bro? What the fuck? I'm not a big drinker. I can't remember the last time I had a fucking beer. No, that's not true. That's because you're rolling the fridge. No, no, no. The last time I bought beer for beer in the house, it was early on in the show when Chris made me drink, and then I called him bitch the whole night.
Speaker: You go with the flow around here. You know how it goes. In all seriousness, I used to drink all the time, but for no reason whatsoever, not because like health conscious or maybe I drink too much. I just stop drinking. Which is okay also. I'm not going to be a quitter.
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Speaker: Oh no, I didn't quit. I didn't quit. I occasionally drink, but I'm more of a social drinker anyways.
Speaker: So it's not like I come home or sit on the couch and drink six beers in a night or 24. Hey, what do you got? What do you got against that, dude? Is there a fucking problem here with that? Did you squeeze your tampon after six beers? Pussy? What are you, a lady? Yes. Only six beers. Well, so I prefer beer. Fucking drinking box wine. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, you said you typically buy bottles, but if you want to do, if you want to save money, if you're thinking money, I, the six pack of 12 ounce bottles is actually like 50 cents more than the six power of 16 ounce cans. So I, I technically get eight beers.
Speaker: You're right. But I'm just trying to save the turtles, bro. I'm trying to save the turtles like this whole circle. I'm going to the turtles because I don't I'd rather pay a little extra. So I don't got to fucking cut the rings up and save the turtles. You know, I'm not contributing to any total ring around the turtle collar. Yeah, around the collar on the turn.
Speaker: Oh, man. That's crazy. That's crazy. 50 cents a six -pack. It could be worse. It could be worse. They could start making those things out of paper like they did fucking straws and then ruin everything. It's already growing up.
Speaker: with those plastic rings around it. I mean, because I've had it happen. I'm sure everybody's had it happen. You're walking through the gas station. You got your fingers in the end. You know, you got this is going to sound dirty, but there's no way around it. You got you got two fingers in the hole and you're walking and then like two hands just fucking fall out. This is really. And then one guaranteed.
Speaker: Yeah. That's why when I get the six pack like this, I carry like like a fucking football and I'm a Heisman trophy candidate. Back up. Back up. Back up. I got the beers coming through.
Speaker: stiff arm some 80 year old, yeah, stiff arm an 80 year old grandma who's trying to get $2 .50 in gas, just mush her right in the face. Get out of here!
Speaker: Hey, hey, wait a minute. That's my grandma you're talking about. Double mush. That's when you sit up at home making my macaroni and cheese. Goddammit. Double push. I got you. Especially on a Sunday. Nothing on Glick's step arms when he's got beer in his head.
Speaker: Derek Henry's a running back in the NFL. And when he step -arms somebody, he literally throws them like 20 rows up into the stadium. Sure. That shit is crazy. Oh boy. Wowzers. I like it. I like it. So yeah, all of us see with the turtles, man. What do you mean, the Terrians? Not such a good nonsense.
Speaker: We're about humanitarian efforts to save the turtles, save the wares. Environmental awareness. So environmentally aware, however you want to put it. I don't know. That brings up another question, Chris. Do you recycle your cans? I don't know. Look, I'm good. Guys, you can literally point here on the beer that you drink.
Speaker: You're going to ask him to recycle the cans after he's cutting the ring. He's going to he's got to he's got to cut the fucking ring up and he's got to recycle the cans. I got one. I got one. I got one environmentally sound beat. Wait, hold on. Did you hear about this lady back in it was in the. Yeah, but I think it was 2000. For five years, she collected cans on the street and she bought a house.
Speaker: She didn't buy a house in collecting cans for five years in New York City. Oh, maybe it's 10 years. I don't know. But she bought a house. Not even 10 years. Well, it's not paid for. The bank still probably owns it. She bought a cash outright from aluminum cans, or she saved enough to make a down payment. Because a lot of people... I think that's what it is. Yeah, a lot of people will say, hey, man, I bought a house.
Speaker: No, motherfucker, you took out a mortgage on a house. So this is different. If you're going to buy your house, you're buying it cash. And there's nothing wrong with either way. Don't get it fucked up. But I'm just saying, people always say, oh, hey, man, I bought a house off of buying. No, you didn't. You would have to collect cans. You fucking, you, you, you know, not necessarily, but in that particular instance, that's somebody that, you know, was very financially disciplined.
Speaker: saved cans by five years, but I'm sure five years worth of saved cans is
Speaker: You know, I don't know how much the house costs and where it is in New York, because you can go to Syracuse and buy a house for $45 ,000. So you can actually put up a small percentage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just, I'm just being a technical jackass with it. You know, I'm just being a technical fucking. I'm just pissing on the can for me. Oh, yeah. Of course, of course.
Speaker: I just know how, I just know Jeff and numbers aren't actually, they don't actually go together very well. I mean, it's the same guy that told me he made it from Ohio to Brownsville, Texas in four hours. And it's a 24 hour drive. And it's a 24 hour drive. It depends on if you're going my five speed or not, right? I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: Oh, really? You got like the SRT or some shit like that? I mean, yeah, I had a 99 SRT that I had. I put bigger injectors and custom exhaust. You're a brave man, Rick. Triple R. I missed it. You turned that shit into a rocket ship, basically. Okay. Triple R said he used to drink Red Dog for going cheap on the bottles.
Speaker: Yeah, you blow the motor out of that shit. That fucking dogs me on.
Speaker: red dog. That's the beer, right? You should know that you're black. That's a black beer. My high school graduation, I had a keg of red dog. Really?
Speaker: I didn't know that was like a black beer. Okay. That's what's up. So it's a black beer. I know. Come on, bro. I know. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Speaker: I bought Red Dog for my graduation party. I used to go to Lex Lane's, the bowling alley. They had Red Dog for labels on every table. And the other guy's the bowling alley told me he's the two of you, come rub the eyes on the dog of Red Bad Beer's logo. It looks like Batman or Batwoman.
Speaker: Really? No, it does. And it does. If you pull up a red dog beard... That's the real... Oh, man. And it's a bulldog. So, and the teeth are not separated from the lip. So, it literally looks like back and going down on top of it when you cover the eyes. Oh, my.
Speaker: I'll try that next time I'm in the black neighborhood. I'm going to buy a black beer and we're going to take this shit out. We're going to take it out. Well, since you're a black neighborhood, you know, you got, you know, you've got a quickie mark owned by, you know, the red dot Indians and go in there and. Oh, man. Hey, hey, hey, hey, some of my best friends working the quickie mark. Okay.
Speaker: Okay. Go for it. Go for it. You must be in a black neighborhood. Where's Batman? This is really weird. Yeah, I don't see it. I can't. What the ****? Try it again, bro. Do it one more time, bro. Here we go. You gotta have some real Oh, you gotta flip it upside down. You don't cover the eyes. Flip it upside down.
Speaker: Yeah, upside down. Looks like Batman. Batman eating devil. That's the main reason I got Red Dog beer because it had a giant logo of Red Dog on the side of the gang. Holy shit. You bought that beer because it was cheap and you were horny. Yeah.
Speaker: That used to be Jeff's... That used to be Jeff's... That used to be Jeff's... That used to be Jeff's pornography. That used to be Jeff's pornography. That used to be Jeff's pornography. That used to be Jeff's pornography. That used to be Jeff's pornography. That used to be Jeff's pornography. That used to be Jeff's pornography. That used to be Jeff's pornography. That used to be Jeff's pornography. That used to be Jeff's pornography. That used to be Jeff's pornography. That used to be Jeff's pornography. That used to be Jeff's pornography.
Speaker: Oh, that's so, that is hilarious. Oh my goodness. When I lived in the hood, when I lived in the hood, I bought that, I bought that keg and it had a big logo of the red beer on it. And I said, okay, the main goal of the night, boys, is to finish this so we can turn it upside down. And then they all sat around and jerked each other up. I was just gonna say, I'm glad that the beer would be, the keg would still be turned upside down.
Speaker: That was bad advice. Everybody showed up. Jeff's like, all right, boys. The cake's empty. Flip it upside down and everybody grab a cock that's not yours. Oh, boy. Oh, hey, guys. Jeez Louise.
Speaker: Was that elephants? What did they call that? What did they call that? The college hazing, like elephants, something or another, where they, they, there's a hazing that used to happen in frat houses where, and sorry, frat boys, a bunch of closeted homos, but they would make like the, the, the, I don't know, what were they called recruits or whatever that were pledges. Basically they walk them in a lot and they had to reach back and, and I think they had to grab the pecker of the guy behind them.
Speaker: so it's like no no no they call it they call that they they call that gay i was gonna say i i'm so glad i never went to that's what they call that sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry to catch you sorry i'm sorry to catch you turned up like that bro
Speaker: I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry. I fucked the beard up and everything. No, it's good. I saved the beard. My question is, what fraternity was that? Was that I ate a guy? It could have been I ate a guy or
Speaker: oh man oh that's crazy yeah that that that was probably the uh yeah that i couldn't sum it up any better i didn't sign up to get my joint grabbed by guys like i'm good
Speaker: No, thanks. I'm going to drop off with this pledge line. Fuck you, motherfuckers. I used to say, I've never touched another man's dick. There's no reason why you should have. Unless you're a doctor. I mean, you know. Unless you're a doctor, but you're not a doctor. You're not a doctor. You're a married man with children. You shouldn't have to have done that in your life. Yeah, I've worked my house. I don't know.
Speaker: Yeah, like I've got enough I've got enough problems holding this motherfucker right here.
Speaker: I have enough problems handling my own, man. Fuck that. Doctors said I'm not allowed to lift heavy. Doctors said I'm not allowed to lift heavy objects. How am I supposed to take a piss? Oh, this is crazy. This is crazy. It's not mic check, damn it, because you don't have a microphone. We done told you it's a CBC check. It's that check. Or Twitter's box check, the CBC.
Speaker: Oh man. It's almost like the CDC, Tony. I know we all know how much you like the CDC, but change the D. Well, like you're used to, take the D and replace it. Sorry, Tony. I'm sorry, Tony. That was uncalled for and I didn't mean to dog you out like I always do.
Speaker: That was brutal. That was brutal. That was brutal. But yeah, sometimes it's better to just pull up. Pull up in person so you can defend yourself. It takes too long to type of respond. Sometimes, sometimes you just pull up. It takes too long to type of respond. Very funny motherfucker. I was going to say, it takes too long to type of respond.
Speaker: And then you go, then you have your quickly type of spark. Yeah, but Tony Dean in person, when he's on the show and we say jacked up shit to him, it's not necessarily his response. It's his reactions that are always the best. He don't think with his reactions because I already know what he was doing. As I said, the words that I was saying, I already know. And those are better than any comment that he could ever put or anything he would ever say back to any of us.
Speaker: It's his, it's his reaction. Cause you know, he's just like this motherfucker. Yeah. The facial expressions are priceless when it comes to that kind of stuff. That's funny. Oh, wow. Oh, my boys are out tonight. What blew it out tonight? Tony D. Who's getting an ass kicked tonight? Which one of your teams is getting the beats put on them right now?
Speaker: Oh, nobody's getting the beats put on him right now. My undefeated, reigning big 10 champs. Michigan is getting ready to go against Purdue to win their second big 10 champ consecutive big 10 championship. Okay. The game's just started. Threw it up here on my phone. Man, fuck Purdue.
Speaker: hey man that was the dude got some good chicken man be cool black guys know hey black guys know about good chicken man black folk no good chicken man damn it
Speaker: I blame smoke for corrupting me because I was doing so good on the racist jokes and being and everything. It is smoke. Oh, no. Oh, no. Smoke's like the neighborhood. Come to the dark side, Glick. And I'm like, really, you really got to say the dark side. Yeah, yeah, basically like, like, like, you know, yeah, you know, you know, sometimes you need the.
Speaker: need to mix it up a little bit, you know. Mix it up a little bit. Some of my best friends are white, you know. Yeah. It's so good. And then he persuaded me with beer. He was like, we got beer over here, Glee. Wait, that's all you had to say. Learn your beer. Just drink up, drink up, guys. Drink up. Have another one. Have another one. Oh, shit. Oh, shit, Brian. I didn't know it was your birthday. Happy belated birthday, man.
Speaker: Oh, shit. For real, Brian? My bad, man. Hello, Brian. What's that, 42? Oh, what is, uh, I think, what are you, 42, Brian? Brian's not his fourth. Happy belated birthday. Yeah, Brian is, I believe, 42. Uh, correct me if I'm wrong. Throw it in the chat, Brian. Let us know. Happy belated birthday, my brother.
Speaker: No, I'm fine. If he said it, if he said it Saturday, when we were alive, I didn't hear it because I was on the verge of suicide after listening to Game of Thrones. Wow. I didn't know you were that old, man. Holy crap. You old fucker. Really? 42 is old. I don't know. I'm the young guy in the room. Oh, okay. You'll be one day. If you're only 22.
Speaker: I'm only 11. I'm only 21. I'm only 21. I just celebrated the 20th anniversary of being 20. I just celebrated the 20th anniversary of being 21 a couple months ago. Good job, young fellow. Good job. Keep celebrating, man. Keep celebrating those anniversaries.
Speaker: Good job. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Salute, man. Salute. Happy belated, Brian. Yeah. I didn't realize you were that old, man. I thought you were in your 30s. You know, the 40s are not old at all. I don't feel 41. We got to take a break here. I don't either. Oh, let's see. What you got? What you got? Pull up some. What do I got tonight? Let's do.
Speaker: full of some make it hot i was going to actually download a new song but i knew i was going to get a strike if i did it i still might take the show it's a really good song take the strikes oh what do we want to do just like fucking take the strike go for it damn it Tony's liking the strikes
Speaker: Uh, you know what? Fuck it. It's Saturday night. We're in a feel good mood. We're going to take a real quick break, guys. A little blacktop mojo for your ear holes. Enjoy this one. This will get your party started. Make you want to fight somebody. Let's get it.
Speaker: I've seen confusing me, isolation without hope I've seen rain come Only after lightning strike me, and please don't ask me nicely I know you wanna lie off the sky It's been so dark here lately, you might as well just take me, nobody's gonna wonder
Speaker: I've seen the fire in the hills I've seen with fear and anger me Oh, let the rain come Oh, let the lightning strike me And please don't ask me nicely I know you wanna light up the sky But it's been so dark here lately You might as well just take me Nobody's gonna wonder why Nobody's gonna wonder
Speaker: Let the lightning strike me, please don't ask me nicely I know you are the light of the sky Please stay out so dark, can't lay in your mind Well, just take me, nobody's gonna wonder why Nobody's gonna wonder why
Speaker: Buddy. Oh, Blacktop Mojo. Strike me. I love that song, man. Get your pump. Get you feeling good. Fucking hell, let's do it, Jim. Get your pump tough. Yeah, man, dude, Blacktop Mojo is fantastic for new music. Maybe you want to punch somebody in the face.
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Speaker: I can't say the same for my co -host but you guys that listen, you guys share the **** out of the show and that's awesome. Anyways, I was whispering so you guys can hear me but they couldn't. So, it's so good. So, anyway, come down, Joe. Welcome back to the show. There's a purpose in the rainbow in the
Speaker: I have something for you for your for your elephant walking comment. I have something. Yes. I had to be done.
Speaker: three years too late. Yes, I know. It takes a little while to download a video and get it onto the computer. But you still don't have the clip. You still have the music clip of Nas and Hate Me Now. No, not yet. Not yet. I will work on that. I have to build that one. For the haters. This one is pretty much pre -made. I just had to download it. No, you don't. That was going bad. OK, hold on a second. So, Tony Dean.
Speaker: if you'd have been here Wednesday, you would have already known that Smoke and I had the conversation about last Sunday's show as much as I enjoy coming on. Sorry. Yeah. What'd you say? Gay. I didn't. Yes.
Speaker: there's there's I'm trying to like I started there's there's like adding to commentary yeah there's there's no there's no way around it because it's like like you know I said that or as much as I enjoy being on Sunday night's moment and I was like anything I said as as much as I enjoy being a part of Sunday night smoke podcast uh last last Sunday was not the episode for me if you missed that
Speaker: every time i see you in the chat room i'm like come on up jump in man and i wasn't really thinking like
Speaker: Listen, man, sometimes you gotta have a token white guy at the barbecue, man. I don't give a fuck. You're my brother, man. Fuck that. I wasn't even gonna be a token white guy at the barbecue. I was, I was eating cheese just walking through the gauntlet of the Romans that was just getting my ass kicked and I showing up right before they nailed me to a cup. And I pulled up on that podcast. I had no business commenting on that podcast. Oh, man.
Speaker: It's like a natural response, man. I'm like, oh, come on out, man. It was like, it was a very, very black episode. And I was like, go quick, pull up. No, not today, Satan. Is this a set up?
Speaker: This is like a training day when he brought the gang house and shit. Oh man, my bad, bro. My bad. What do we say to the guy today? Oh shit. Yeah, that was funny. This fool, I was like, yeah, you know, there's a lot of things that I say, dude.
Speaker: Let's let the big bearded redneck guy roll up into that conversation like hey, what's up guys? Yo, that was some crazy shit like I say man, he's just an automatic response Hey, bro, pull up man, you know Yeah, you know
Speaker: You know, I'm comfortable, you know, I'm comfortable. I'm comfortable in the conversation that was going on. So, you know, I'm comfortable whenever I see a name. I'm like, yo, you know, it's automatic. But I wasn't really thinking about it like that. I saw the thumbnail and I was like, yeah, I'm not playing in that game. I'm not. Yeah, it was actually. I saw the thumbnail and I was like. It was actually, it started out a really good episode and then
Speaker: It went sideways real fast because. Yeah. Tony the floor. So it went. Oh man. Oh man. No, it was all at all at all. In all honesty, it was a great episode. It really was. It was a good conversation, but
Speaker: Oh, man, that's so funny shit.
Speaker: Yeah, that was wild. That was wild. But yeah, it was just a natural response, man. It's all good. Catch this tomorrow night. Pull up tomorrow night. It'll be a safety zone. It'll be a fly zone tomorrow night. What was the title of that episode? That was What Happened to Black TV? Like, what the fuck happened to Black TV?
Speaker: Yeah, so, um, they got a little sidetracked, you know, but no, no, no, but you know what, but you know, not necessarily went into the way women
Speaker: And I'm quoting from what I heard. It turned into some next shit. You know how that goes. The initial conversation, smoke correct me if I'm wrong, but the initial conversation was basically, and it wasn't necessarily a white or a black thing.
Speaker: for smoking his panel, it was based on, but it was the transition of television from where when we were growing up, and again, Smoke and I talked about this, when we was growing up and the TV we watched, all of us are in our 40s, most of our listeners and followers are in their 30s and 40s, a lot of the television that we watched was motivational, it was
Speaker: It was taught us a lesson. Every episode started with a problem. It was fixed in 30 minutes, which is amazing. Every episode started with a problem, but then at the end of the show, it was solved and you learned a lesson. Whether it's white TV, black TV, Hispanic television, whatever you want to call it, it's all about trash.
Speaker: and it's all about - Yeah, drama, bass, bullshit. Yep, exactly. So that's what the conversation was about, but Smoke being the genius that Smoke is, and you pick titles, and you try to get people, like when a dog hears a squeaky toy, and their ears go... So he titled it Black Television and stuff like that.
Speaker: Yeah, to get people to look at it. It's click, I mean, it's clickbait, but it was a very good conversation. Then it went, and then somebody pulled the e -brake and it went.
Speaker: and that was a lot of time smoke. Yo, Glick, pull out my... 20 minutes to go, I'm in. Now? Nope, nope, nope. Yeah, it got a little off the main, you know, sometimes it gets that way. Because, you know, we got to realize when we're doing the topics and stuff like that, you know,
Speaker: There's always there's always a subdivision of that where somebody can go into their personal life and be like, hey, man, you know, I can kind of reference this to that. You understand what I'm saying? So, like, you know, there's always going to be a subdivision. Yeah, which is not bad, like first prints and shit. I would have loved that opportunity.
Speaker: I would have fucked up on purpose to do that. I'm just saying. Not to kind of pull the e -brake on that, but I started - No, go for it, go for it. I listen to a podcast and they do movie reviews and they did a movie review about the 1993 movie, Grumpy Olga.
Speaker: with Walter Mathau and Jack Lemmon. And so I sat here and while I was working today, I put the movie up and I started watching the movie. And there's a character, it's a gentleman, I can't remember his name off the top of my head. He plays Jack Lemmon's father. Now at this point, Jack Lemmon is still 62 years old. So this guy's like, he quotes in the movie that he's 92.
Speaker: But some of the best one -liners that this guy gives off is euphemisms for sex.
Speaker: And when he sees somebody going into somebody's, a woman's house that's new in the neighborhood, he says something, it's a euphemism for sex. So it got me thinking, and I found a top 10 for today that is the top 10 euphemisms for sex. And this is actually funny. And I found a website that has - Wait, hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Speaker: Oh, here it is. We talked about it before the show, because I wanted to get - Oh, okay, go ahead. Okay, continue. I found a website has about 400 of them. I'm not gonna do 400, because less is more. I'm gonna pick and choose from these. So the first one I saw that I thought was kind of funny. This is a euphemism for sex that I've never heard, and I find it funny. Baking the potato,
Speaker: It's kind of weird. Never heard that before. Baking the potato. That's new. Here's another one. This is banana in the fruit salad. Really? Yeah. That sounds like a rainbow dish. That sounds like a rainbow dish, actually. No disrespect to anybody that's in the rainbow community or the LGBTQ. Attacking the pink fortress.
Speaker: I kind of like that. This is all new to me. So, you know, with your voice, I can't hear you. Wait, wait, hold on. He's actually he's actually on the phone. He's actually on the phone. Oh, oh, oh, OK. OK. Oh, OK. But I can't see. I can't see because my damn I'm on cell phone. Go ahead. Uh huh. Here's here's another one. Assault with a friendly weapon.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, that's cool. I never heard it before but it sounds cool. I'm scrolling down here. There's a couple more ones. Just throw them out there. Wait, repeat that, repeat that. Doing the devil's dance. Where are you guys going? The devil's dance. Oh, that's crazy.
Speaker: One of the funny ones that I was actually reading off to Chris that earlier, before we started, I found kind of, I was like, really? I've never, never would have thought that one. And it's, it's way down here in the 300s of this. So I'm actually going down to it. It is, and I don't think I've ever - Tag a couple more in between on your way down. Might as well. So seeing a man about a dog,
Speaker: Yeah, seeing a man, what are you going to do? Smoke, what are you going to do with that woman? We're going to go see a man about a dog. That's crazy. Number 320, shooting the meat rocket into the sausage wallet. Oh, man. Meat and sausage equates to the tooth. That's like a sword fight. I don't know.
Speaker: That sounds weird. The sausage wallet would be a woman's... Cause a sausage, I get it, a sausage wallet, but once you hear sausage, you think sausage party, you know, once you hear the word sausage, it's like, like, hey man, let's keep the sausage in separate. What are you going to do with that woman? I'm going to go violate her prime directive.
Speaker: That's an interesting one. I'm gonna fuck that up because words are hard. I need something more simple. It is taking grandma to Applebee's. That is literally one of them. That's definitely for a senior citizen couple right there. Yeah, that's definitely a PR 65.
Speaker: We're taking over. Yeah. That's definitely if you're a grandparent for sure. Yup. So, uh, this afternoon I whitewashed white wash the picket fence. A little one. Not bad. Not bad.
Speaker: Another good one that I actually, they actually mentioned on the movie is taking the old one eye to the optometrist. Taking the, wait, wait, wait, taking what? Wait, taking the wife to the optometrist?
Speaker: All day taking old one eye to the optometrist. Oh, oh Okay Wiggling the old toothpick Okay
Speaker: That is, those are a few of 400 that I saw. Really know how to pull the e -brake on the show. Or of course, there is a two ball in the middle pocket. That sounds a little more spicy. That guy gives a little two person push up.
Speaker: Let's bring it to modern 2022. Go ahead. For the science majors out there, for the science majors out there, using the telescope to explore her black hole. Which one? I'm still trying to figure out how to, I'm still trying to figure out, but I think I figured it out. The two person pushup. Yeah. We would have called that. You put it on her belly.
Speaker: And she got a heart in her back. I just prefer the, I prefer the, the one word just to get right to the point instead of, you know, too many words. Cause if it takes two, three, four, five, six words, just like it takes the steam out of the shit. Something easy. Like I'm going to smash. I'm going to go beat that.
Speaker: Let's fuck. Let's fuck. Your words. Ladies and gentlemen, all you need is let's fuck or three words. I have I have one more. We go fuck. Our Lord of the Rings fans. Brian, Brian, this is this one you can use. I'll let you use this one since you're a big fan of Lord of the Rings. Taking the ball headed gnome for a stroll in the mystic forest.
Speaker: The whole room is silent. I just found one that I find funny. I'm testing her humidity. Testing her humidity. Taking the magic bus to Manchester. There you go, Mark. That's for you, buddy. Yeah, there you go, Mark. That's totally for you. You take the magic bus to Manchester.
Speaker: some dork -ass shit. You ain't wrong. What's going on, Joe? What's going on, Mama Joe? Would you like to continue, Jeffrey? Mama Joe! No, no, continue, no, continue, Jeff. Please continue with your video. Mama Joe, I'm happy for you. Mama Joe, here's a good one. Tiny is on a vacation far away. Spearing the big clam.
Speaker: I don't know. Do you think I listen to you when you talk? Typical marriage. The bitch is talking and the husband's not listening. Oh man, you guys are a match made in heaven. 25 years. It's the longest relationship I've ever had. Other than my hand in the junk.
Speaker: Just magical. As long as you guys are not in the line, I'll wait till you turn the can down before I say that. As long as you guys are not in the hazing line, holding each other, it doesn't matter. We got a little movie reference for you. We got a little Chuck and Larry relationship going on. There you go, yeah. Not really. Not really, but...
Speaker: but you know, I do occasionally like tickling my wife from her inside. What? It's a euphemism. Tickling her from the inside. No, I thought you said tickling her herpes. I was going to say, well, Jeff, that's too much FYI for the show. Yeah, I look crazy. Yeah, I look crazy. Yeah, I look wild. Crazy, wild, wild. Wild.
Speaker: Hey, hey, hey, what up, what up, what up, kiddo? What's goody? I don't know what that symbol is for. What is that symbol for? You've never played that game, Smoke. No, he's black. No. Oh, that's right. Yeah, black, black, whatever that is, it's not here. It doesn't ethically equate to what I know about. Well, basically, it's a game. It's called the punch game, but it has some of the names. But basically, you trick somebody as you're looking at the hole.
Speaker: Yeah. So you put your hand down low, you're like, Hey, smoke, look at this. And then you look at it and then the person that got you to look gets to punch you in the arm. It's stupid, but it's funny. Sounds cool. So it's for kids. It's a kid's game. So yeah, we did it. Yeah. Like we did it in high school, but I mean, really it existed that long.
Speaker: Yeah, that's definitely some white shit, because I've never heard of that. We're going to leave that in the white community. What the fuck is that? What's that white sorcery? I thought it was some new. Yeah, I thought it was some new. All the kids are doing it now. This is the current thing. I'm like, well, I don't have any little kids, so I don't know how that works. It's like, oh, we've been doing this since we were kids. No, that's white shit, dude.
Speaker: The best part is you wait till nobody knows it's coming. They were like, hey, smoke. Oh, my God, look at that. And then you do. And then, ah, God damn it. And next thing you know, you're punching the eye. That's crazy. It's funny. I like, I get the concept, though. I get the concept. But I just never, I would have never imagined. I've never heard of it. And then I wouldn't have imagined that that would be good.
Speaker: You know what? No, it probably wasn't because, I mean, I went to a high school with white, with a lot of, I went to a very ethnically diverse high school. So there was, you know, it was a majority white actually. And I was like, why are you going to send me to school with all these fucking white boys? But that's no other story. I'm racist. But I'm like, what the fuck is this bullshit? Like, send me back, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, because I'm here with these motherfuckers, they were just as bad as the black kids in the hood and shit. Just like a different color and shit.
Speaker: The white kids were just, the white kids were just as fucked up. There's no difference, but they just don't wear jackets to the winter time and they wear shoes. They just don't get cold. There's no difference. They're still fucked up. The white kids don't get cold.
Speaker: No, you know what I think it is really I think like and I don't mean to turn this into a racial episode but no white
Speaker: is polar bear like you fuckers don't get cold as fast brown is literally bear that's what that's what it works oh you're not you're a brown bear you're not a grizzly bear that's why tony calls me his polar bear a little behind the scenes behind the curtain if you will my brown bear calls me his polar bear when we when we messaged back and forth he's like hey polar bear
Speaker: Wait, wait, that shit happens so fast that before I can catch the joke, it's over and shit like, I'm kind of. Tony will text like he'll, he'll message me and be like, Hey polar bear. And I'm like, Hey, what's going on, bro? Yeah. Like, like, like, like you fucking. Tony's not here to defend himself and he's not here to say anything. So, Hey, Jeff, where's it at, Jeffrey? Crazy.
Speaker: OK, now I get that clip. But I'm like, fuck, man. These motherfuckers, they're just as fucked up. They just don't get cold in the winter. They smoke their cigarettes from around the side of the school with no jacket on. But everybody's like, all the black kids had a jacket on and they did.
Speaker: I know they got jacket where it's 10 ,000 degrees all the time. My wife is cold because I never turn off the air conditioning and she sleeps with a blanket on and everything else out. So I call her the tropical bird and and she calls me a polar bear all the time. She's like, you're **** a polar bear. Never get cold. I'm like, well, it's not cold. Yeah, it's only this is I think this is what I was thinking of. This is good.
Speaker: Jeff, mine and Tony's, mine and Tony's song. Right here. Go for it. I just think I clicked it, but then you won't click it. Oh, you did, and then you done clicked it. Yeah, my bad. Go ahead. Hey, man. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, guys, both of you can't hold a joystick at once, OK? I'm not going to shit pop up on my end. I don't know what's going on. Here, I'll get it. I got it. Stop it, Jeff. I got it. Jeff, get your hands off the joystick, god damn it.
Speaker: my door let them go let them go let them go you don't gotta lead them let them go why isn't it popping up on my end
Speaker: Yeah, that's sick. That's sick. That's sick. That's sick. Was that shit on Instagram? I think that shit is bananas. What do you have in those? I think that's what, yo, that's bananas. That's bananas. Oh, man. That's amazing. This motherfucker gets off work at nine o 'clock tonight.
Speaker: He's going to come in here at 901, and he's going to kick my ass. Guns blazing at 901. Smoke, have you seen this? I see a little silhouette of a man. He's got a moosh, got a moosh. Will you do the band and go? Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening.
Speaker: Wowsers. That's nice. Technology is a mofo, ain't it? Wow, that's crazy. Good job, man. Good job with the edits. That's nice. Good job, man. Who put that? It's a goddamn app that he just had a picture of us and he put the picture. The app does all the work. Yeah, the app does all the work. Don't fill the source. Oh, you.
Speaker: I was going to say, don't spill the sauce for the dumb motherfuckers like me that don't realize what's going on. Like, how the hell did you do that? Don't tell everybody. OK, copy. You know, we can't spill the sauce all the time. And I will always love you.
Speaker: Yo. Yo. Oh, man. The champ is in the building, baby. The champ is here. It's your show, goddamn it. Look, you guys can climb on me all you want, but this is by far, and this is a shout out to Smoke. This is by far one of the coolest fucking gifts I've ever gotten in my life.
Speaker: you know, one of my favorite restaurants of all time, his his his custom belt. You can make fun of me all you want but this is and shout out to Smoke. Shout out to you, brother. I appreciate the shout out to my man. I mean, he's on the back. I don't sneak on the back. DTA don't trust anyone. Click three sixteen.
Speaker: That belt shows up more on this show than anybody else. The only person or the only person or thing that's on this show more than this belt is me. That's it. All good, man. All good, brother.
Speaker: Oh man, Tony B, you 11 minutes and counting, bro. You 11 minutes and counting. The countdown is off.
Speaker: Every time I hear that song, it's insane. I keep telling Jeff, Mr.
Speaker: Mr. I got all that I can make all these videos and all these clips why he has not got my version up there. I don't know You've been your version is better. Mm -hmm See, I'm sorry. Okay, that could definitely say that I don't definitely say that the best version that that
Speaker: I did it, but I didn't care. That's crazy. That was your living color, right? That was your living color? Yes.
Speaker: And Jeff, you don't take credit for those because I put both of those videos. No, I can't. I can't take it. You did put those videos. No, Jim Carrey had me fucked up with that line at the end. You see, you hear me on the radio person and I couldn't. You think I'm black. I said, you might as well take my face black.
Speaker: That is crazy. Mammy. I'm like really insane. I'm screaming out Mammy. Boom by the car. I got a white dude from Canada. Had y 'all thinking he was a black rap, a black Jamaican rapper for the longest time. For shame. Shame. Shame. Well, a lot of people, well, not. Let me tell you, like, for example,
Speaker: Some of the video came out until the video came out. Some, if you just remember, like back in those days, they used to, you should hear the radio first, like the song would be on the radio for a while first before the video came out, right? For the black Americans that heard it, some may have been like, all right, he's Jamaican. But if any black Americans, like if you're from Brooklyn and you come from like your black American in a neighboring neighborhood next to you is full of Jamaicans and stuff, you can clearly tell
Speaker: This motherfucker ain't Jamaican. You can clearly tell from their voice and accent, this motherfucker's not Jamaican. The Jamaicans definitely weren't fooled, but some of the black Americans were fooled. I give it to you. It's one of the inner cities. The Jamaicans were not fooled, but the Americans, the black Americans were fooled. Yeah, yeah, to an extent the black Americans were fooled. And then when the video came out,
Speaker: It was like, get the fuck out of here. Let's have this conversation. Plus, at the end of the day, let's make this Jamaicans, Jamaicans don't need rap music. They are reggae, man. That's like one of that's that's probably one of my five favorite music genres of all time is reggae. Everybody's everybody's. That's one of everybody's because the smooth.
Speaker: It's just the flow of the music. It's good vibes. I mean, even though, you know, even when he, I mean, Dan Bob Marley did Buffalo Soldier. And that was, that was, that was about it. That was not a good situation. If you listen to the lyrics, but still you listen to it. Like upbeat, you know, no woman, no cry, but it still made you like a little Bob in your head. Yeah. All my songs had messages.
Speaker: But it's just the melodies. It's the melodies that put you in a certain vibe, in a certain zone when it comes to that, like some of those older school Jamaican. And I'm a big Bob Marley. I like Bob Marley. When I lived down in Charleston in the summers, they did reggae nights at the James Island parks. They did it, what was it, on the first and third
Speaker: you know, it's Friday or Saturday of every every month in the summer down there. And I love I'm dude. I was like, that was **** amazing to go to. But. Street vibes. Mm hmm. Dude. Yeah. And everybody there was in it like didn't it didn't matter who you were or where you came from or everybody was in a good mood. Everybody was and everybody was and mother **** just smoked weed like it was that too but like
Speaker: You see a random person next to you. The next thing you know, you guys are both just dancing and sing along together. You know? Yep. You spread it in love. It's a vibe, man. The music is a feel. You know, it's a vibe, and it's a feeling. Like, that's one of the genres. Well, all music gives you a certain feeling. But that type of music gives you a certain feeling. You know what I mean? Well, when's the night I introduced you? Yeah, when's the night I introduced you to Garth Brooks? For sure. For sure.
Speaker: Jeff, one of our, one of our, you know, our generation that listens to country music, one of our theme songs by Garth Brooks, Friends in Low Places, I introduced Smoke to that Wednesday night. Nice. Basically telling the next, she can kiss your ass. Basically, but you know, like, like all the music, you know, like music is made to put you in a flow or a mood or, you know what I mean? You're just going along with the flows.
Speaker: So, I mean, I'm pretty universal when it comes to music. Too much of one thing is like, all right, but, you know, I'm universal when it comes to that stuff. Like, I know people from all over. I'm kind of worldwide shit. So, you know, when it comes to music, I listen to everything. I actually, Tony, Tony was really, every white person has Bob Marley legend in there. I actually don't have Bob Marley legend in my catalog.
Speaker: But I do have in my record player, I do have three Bob Marley albums, like records. I don't know which ones they are, to be honest with you, because I have not been in my record player in three years. So I don't know what I have in there anymore. All I know is I have
Speaker: like a variety of of of albums and I say albums and I say records because they are legit vinyl records. Some of them are the original. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, dude. Oh, I gotta send you a picture of this record player, bro. It's 1970, 1971. It's a console record player. The son is about six and a half feet long. Um about three foot tall and weighs about 3000 pounds. It takes
Speaker: four men and a baby to move this sumbitch. Everything in it is original. Everything in it and everything works and it sounds amazing. I'm the second owner. The first owner was the mayor of Charleston. He bought it for his wife brand new as an anniversary gift. So I'm the second owner, but
Speaker: So a bunch of my albums and records that I have for the original release albums. They're not like, like remastered or anything like that or, or, or reprints or whatever. So, um, but I, I, I have two, three, maybe four Bob Marley albums and legend is not one of them. I don't think I don't have any Bob Marley. Let me ask you.
Speaker: That's the console. That's the shit you're talking about. It has the speaker built in and everything. You're talking about that one. Yeah, I'll send you a picture of the living room back in the days. I know what you mean. Yup. It's all in one contained. Yup. It's all in one. It's got two speakers and that's something good. That's something that slams boy. When, when I turn it up and it's just two speakers, it sounds so good.
Speaker: And the great thing about it is, now that I got this new place, I can actually take my TV off of it. It fits. And use it again. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, but you're using it right now because I know it has the opening, like you lift it up in the, in the, in the, in the, the phonograph is underneath, like the top, like the top lifts up.
Speaker: The top of mine, it's like two sections. So one section, you can store your records in. And the other section has like the record spinner and the AMFM and all that. But at the top, they got sliding doors. Oh, OK. Oh, the sliding doors. OK. Yeah, I'll send you a picture. The one that we had lift open. Exactly. The one we had had two halves that lift open.
Speaker: So I'm thinking that more of those lines, but I get the concept of it. We definitely had that back in the days downstairs in the old house and the living room. My mom used to play the records and whatnot. Solid oak or solid mahogany. A billion pounds, a million and 20 pounds. On a wet day. Just to move the fucker.
Speaker: Momma Joe, I move, I signed my lease on the 16th, so I moved that weekend, Saturday the 17th, I guess that'll be the move party. I don't know what we're gonna do, like a house, I guess I probably maybe should do a housewarming party, but if I do a housewarming party, it's just gonna be me. It's just gonna be me drinking, so it's a normal Saturday night. Would you cool? We'll be here to join you, we'll be here to join you, fuck it, yeah.
Speaker: Well, exactly. We do another podcast. What we can do, Chris, is you can actually do your phone and give us a tour. That's what I was going to say. Oh, I got videos. I got videos. I can send it to you. When I went and looked at it yesterday, I got videos. I can send them to you. You can walk through like this is the bathroom. Yeah, you can't go live on a mobile device. Yeah, go when you do the live.
Speaker: If you can go live on a mobile device and, you know, take us on a live tour when you're in the joint, like, like, hey, we can just pick up my laptop and carry my laptop with me. Either or. Either or. Either way, but don't drop it, man. Hey, don't drop it, bro. Of course, of course. You're in, Joe. I'm a chosen and she said the magic words. There you go.
Speaker: See, that's all it takes like smoke bringing me to the dark side. We got beer. Let's go. Ask people to help you move and like all fly pizza. Now you gotta be like, I'll buy beer. Yeah. Well, back in those days, you had to buy beer and a pizza. Now it's like, uh,
Speaker: Now it's like, like, you know what? I'm too old for this shit. Call the fucking moving gang. I'm not trying to lose shit. I'm not getting paid for this. I can't fuck my back up. I've got to work tomorrow. You know, it's one of those things now. Yeah, right.
Speaker: you know, that record player. Hey, and and and if I and if I say something's heavy and I say it's a motherfucker to move because it's long. No, it's not. It's it's not awkward. It's it's there's nothing awkward about it. Oh, okay. I'm just joking. I just call Chris because she knows I'm a big dumb animal and I'm strong. I'm strong like bull.
Speaker: For somebody that big to say something that's heavy, it's got to be fucking heavy. That's what I can say. I guarantee you, the thing is made out of like solid mahogany. It's probably like three or six. The old school, they used to make shit good back in those days. Here's the upside about moving it out of here. It's on the second floor.
Speaker: It's going down. It's going down. It's like, much like Jeff's wife in downtown Cancun on a Saturday night. It's going down. Sorry. Sorry, Jeff. Sorry, Jim. You're the only one here with a girlfriend. Emotional, damn it.
Speaker: I'm sorry. I apologize. You know what? Let me rewind that. Let me take it back. Let me take it back. This is going to get me in trouble.
Speaker: I apologize. I'm going to take it back. I'm going to rewind it. It's going down. It's going down like my ex -fiance on a Saturday night in downtown Chattanooga. Oh man. That's an analogy we can all look for.
Speaker: uh we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna rate that a number four on a shade meter that's a shade meter as far as throwing shade we're gonna throw that that's the number five we're gonna rate that a five on a shade meter typically i don't throw shade that way is because you're ratted yourself out which is cool though i love it though we gotta we gotta keep the you know we definitely gotta keep tabs on that yeah but
Speaker: Oh, man. I like it. I like that. That's funny. Funny shit. Funny shit. Oh, Lord have mercy. I'm what are we reviewing here on this game was I just got this message going. Hey, we're all. Shit, I forgot. Oh, hello. Come on, guys. Good hose will be hose cheaters will be cheaters.
Speaker: I needed to be in the studio to hit the slap, slap in the face. My bad. I have something just as good. I have something just as good.
Speaker: That's it. That's one of my favorites. One of my favorites. I actually bumped into that on Instagram this morning. I was scrolling, and I bumped into that. I was like, oh, are you serious? It had me on the floor. Like, I was just casually, after all this time that it's been in play over here, you know, on my show, I'm like, wait a minute. I bumped into it, and I'm like, motherfuckers.
Speaker: You know what I'm saying? I'm like, hey, man, you so lost shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, hey, man. I always want to play greatest finds on this podcast. I'm finding that shit though. Chip, you like this song? Oh.
Speaker: Come on. Oh, man. That's brutal. That's brutal. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim. Got to get to the chorus on this song. Yes.
Speaker: Oh, man. Oh, man. This is getting raggedy right now.
Speaker: What's up, man? Oh, man, that's wild. That's wild. Emotional damage. Oh, that's what he said. Oh, damn it. Good job, my brother. Good job. Good job. Good job, man. Oh, wow, man.
Speaker: Mama Jo, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Your son's a fucking degenerate. This is so funny shit. I love it. Oh, man. This has been a long time since we had a Saturday night like this. I hate to do this. We do got to take a real quick break mainly because I have to go fry some chicken like it ain't nobody's business. And I need more drinks. Oh, shit. I'll be right back, guys.
Speaker: I'm going to take a real quick break, but you know, we're going to keep it going. We're going to keep it going with, with, with, with our guys in Rumspringer with, um, Tara Rumspringer on social medias. Rumspringer underscore live. Go show them some love. Let her know we sent you. We're going to do, uh, we're going to do devil in a red dress. We'll be back here just a few minutes. Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy.
Speaker: Doctor, give me the news I got a case of the lonies But I don't wanna lose Not gonna keep her going, now I'm ready to go I need a new vending machine, can't go home alone It's been too long and I've had too much Time on my hands since I last had a touch But there's a change of common, baby, I can't tell Cause God sent an angel straight from hell
Speaker: people.
Speaker: You see the way she moves, got me spellbound They put me in a tramp so when the dread sets the ground High heels, blonde hair, garb and lace It's time to dive in line for this mama's day You gotta be a spin, I can't believe my odds And when she's too dancin' dirty, it's true through the night But she's got me prayin' and I'm down on my knees Man, if there's a holiday, no doubt, please don't beat me down In a red dress
Speaker: Cause I was lost by you
Speaker: She's a devil, devil, devil, devil, devil She's a devil in a red dress Whoa, it's even better when it hits the ground She's a devil in a red dress Cause I was lost but again I love her She's a devil
Speaker: Cuz the A .T. only one is good enough! Yeah buddy! Hello! Ron Springer! Devil in a red dress!
Speaker: Welcome back to Nonsensical Nonsense, everybody. Hopefully, you guys are enjoying the show so far. I'm still laughing in the light. Well, five minutes. We're just throwing shade. Wait, tell Chris that he will be the one. But, uh, welcome back to Nonsensical Nonsense, everybody. I'm quick. We got Jeff in the building. Smoke is here as well. He'll be back here momentarily. Maybe he'll be in the studio. Yeah, maybe he'll be out of the cell.
Speaker: Oh, that's silly. Why? Cuz he's black? Good lord, Chris. No. Cuz he was on his cell phone. No, but his cell is what you call your cellmate in jail. I've never been to jail. So, I didn't know that. Neither but I know that cuz I know that I went to jail. Apparently, you have been to jail. You've had your old prison pocket punched a time or two, haven't you? Your prison. Yeah, I was your
Speaker: Okay. Dennis says she can't get on.
Speaker: Welcome back to non -sensical nonsense, everybody. I'm Glick. We got Jeff in the building. Jeffrey or Joffrey, if you will. If you're a Game of Thrones fan. Nice. I don't even know who that is, but whatever. Smoke is here. Maybe Tony will be pulling up later. We do appreciate y 'all hanging out. We appreciate y 'all listening. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the show tonight. Feel free to hit the chatters box up, comment, come hang out with us.
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Speaker: keep on rolling. Oh my god. I thought I thought for a minute I was gonna get in trouble for some dumb shit that we we said uh but I had nothing to do with the show at all.
Speaker: Nice. Oh, anywho, where do we go from there? So, I I just got a message from a friend of mine. She uh She she sent me this thing. So, basically, it's it's a it's a meme for Zodiac signs. Okay. And
Speaker: Okay. She's mad. She was mad at me. Jeff, you're a Sagittarius. Yes, Sagittarius. I wish Smoke was here because I was going to ask him what his was. Anyway, if you guys are watching, drop your Zodiac signs in there real quick. So, you are the puppet from Saul. I don't have Jigsaw. Oh, nice. I'm Jigsaw or the puppet from Jigsaw. There's, let's...
Speaker: The little puppet guy a little Yeah, let's play a game whatever the fuck he says Yeah Well, she was mad because she's a Pisces Which is chucky Nice Joe is a Scorpio and
Speaker: Joe is Candyman. Nice. Scary. Nice. Nice, nice, nice pull. Nice little pull. You're a Leo, right? No. I already told you what I was earlier in the show. Libra, sorry. I'm the greatest Zodiac sign of all time. Everybody sleeps on us. Everybody sleeps on Libra's.
Speaker: what's your? Candyman. Nice one. Random Rick. Random Rick. What's your random Rick? What's your zodiac sign? No, Libra's are the scales. Right. Yeah. But it makes it. So, you say every time everybody says Libra, I just think of a lemur. So, you think of a **** Libra or a lemur. Most people would have thought of a zebra. No, I think of a lemur. That stupid lemur from. Well, that **** narrows it down.
Speaker: You're a tourist. My my daughters, my daughters are tourists. Uh so they got Michael Myers. Cool grab. Not bad. Not bad. My son is in July too but he's early July. You know, you can look that up on Google. I don't know. I know I can but
Speaker: I don't understand. Oh, let me see here. There was a random race in July. Right. So let me see. Sign of the monster. Sign of the monster. That makes no sense. I don't know. Well, that does. That's not fucking helpful at all. OK, so my son is a cancer. OK. So.
Speaker: So my son, my girl is a cancer. You'll say he's a cancer. My son is a cancer. He's eating me away. My son is a cancer that is slowly killing me. Anyways, so my girls are Michael Myers. Mama Joe is, is Candyman. Jeffrey is, is the puppet from, from Saul. I thought his name was Jigsaw. My friend, she's Chucky. We don't know what smoke is.
Speaker: Um, I am a leader. I by far have the coolest horror movie character on this entire list. So if you're Aries, I actually don't know what Aries is. Oh, Aries is Jason Voorhees.
Speaker: Yes. No. Aries. Aries. Yes. Aries is Jason Voorhees. The Taurus is Michael Myers. Gemini is Freddy Krueger. Cancer is Leatherface. Leos are Ghostface Killer from Scream. Burgos are our pinhead from Hellraiser. Nice. I'm intentionally skipping over the Lebras and going to the Scorpios. Candyman. Sagittarius.
Speaker: uh puppet from Saul. Um Capricorns are the clown from the movie Terrifier, which is a newer movie. Uh that just kinda unexpectedly blew up and became incredibly cool. Uh Aquarius is and this one kinda throws me for a loop. I don't know what Aquarius is. It looks like
Speaker: No, the character and then Pisces are they're they're chucky. Oh dad is Michael Myers That's a tourist dad and yeah dad and the girls are all tourists And last but not least saving the best for last the libris the one and only
Speaker: Bruce motherfucking Campbell from Evil Dad. Ash Lee Williams, baby. This is my boomstick. Come on, Ash. Yeah, yeah. And we finally get a win in the lever category. And to which she messaged me, she was like, this is bullshit. You get Ash and I'm a fucking doll.
Speaker: Yeah, I was gonna say, wait, I'm a fucking dog. That's not scientific for me. I'm calling emotional. No. Emotional, damn it. Emotional, damn it. So, hell yeah. Shout out to Libra's.
Speaker: And if you don't know who Bruce Campbell is, you're not allowed to be a Libra anymore. I take your Libra card away from you. If you don't know who the great Bruce Campbell is. What's your zodiac? Cancer. Cancer.
Speaker: Oh, I don't believe in that. I don't believe in that Zodiac shit, but whatever. Yeah. Chris found a, Chris found a list that, uh, puts your only hot chicks, only hot chicks. She sent me a meme and it was your horror movie character based off of your, your Zodiac sign.
Speaker: Oh, really? Who am I? For you as a cancer, your leather face from Texas. Oh, the painful? Oh, shit. Lovely, man. All right. Good girl. The folk never shows his face, so that's sweet. Yeah. So and Jeff is the puppet from Saul. Oh, fuck. Who are you, Blake? Mama Jo, she's Candy Man. And both of my girls and my pops, yeah, both of my girls and pops are Michael Myers.
Speaker: My son is also Leatherface. I'm assuming that. Oh, yeah, yeah. Salute the double. I'm giving him a small chainsaw, God damn it. Yeah. Baby Chainsaw. Yeah, baby. Let's go. Yeah, baby nonsensical and smoke, Leatherface. I got the greatest character on this list. Not a horror villain, but the greatest character played by the greatest actor of all time. One, Mr. Bruce Campbell.
Speaker: Ash from the Evil Dead is the Libra. Really? Yeah.
Speaker: You got lucky. Fuck you. That list was made by a Libra. I'm sorry. That's all there is to it. Yeah, that was biased. Yeah, that's some bullshit. You know what? I'm calling bullshit. I'm calling bullshit on your bullshit, Jeff. It's a double bullshit switcheroo all up in your face. I got a puppet that's not even, that doesn't do anything.
Speaker: Yes, he does. He rides a tricycle. He's really good. You live real free in the head.
Speaker: scared fuckers you're just mad because finally the leavers get some fucking love because people sleep on us all the time man people sleep on the leavers all the time like like like we're just pushovers we're not the ones to be fucked with because we're like
Speaker: from Batman. We got two sides to us. One side is cool and collective and everything's cool but then that other side, that other side, you want to stay the **** away from it like it's the black plague because we're going to get your **** if you get on the other side of a Libra. We're not just crazy all the time like some Zodiac signs. And they're also so humble. Touchdown, Michigan. They're also so
Speaker: Levers are very humble. That touchdown celebration was quite humble. That was a very humble touchdown celebration. As a representative of the Levers, I would like to say that we're humble. We're humble people. We don't brag. We're not poisonous.
Speaker: Yeah. Braggadocious or anything like that. My show, my show, my show. Hold on. Wait a minute. Slow down. Red flag. Red flag on the field. What did you just say? Oh, I like that one. I like that one. Oh, shit. Smoke has turned his back on me.
Speaker: Nah, I had to say that. I've never said that before. Remember, that's the first time I ever said that. That's just like a catchphrase. I've been hearing this shit so long, I've been waiting to use it. My show, my show. How many months has it been? I have never used it yet. I've got to break this shit out once and see how it works. Does it get over with the crowd or not? Does it get out from the audience?
Speaker: How does it feel to be Judas smoking? Relax. I just want to take some pictures. It depends on if it got a pop from the audience or not. The audience didn't get a pop. It definitely got a pop. If it got a pop, it's cool. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker: I have a, I have a Casey case of would say back in the day, I have a long distance dedication from Glick to smoke all the way from Ohio to New York. Glick would like to send smoke and congratulations to joining the dark side and stabbing me in the back time for another one.
Speaker: Inside, you are with us in personified.
Speaker: What have I become? Now that I've betrayed Everyone I've ever loved, approached the morning And I have been a slave To the truth that's been my mind Is there something left for me to say In the wreckage of my life, my life?
Speaker: Damn, I thought that was going to be like a two second sound bite. That shit turned into like a... Nah, I feel bad now. Like damn, I should have saved that shit. I should have saved that shit for like Christmas Eve or something. That's a good song. That's a good song. You sold me out, Smoke.
Speaker: I could've saved it for a better occasion and shit like, oh man. I don't know what, like a week before Easter? I don't know. I don't know, like, yeah, that would've been cool, right? Like, fucking... I didn't realize he was gonna have any value.
Speaker: I really didn't realize he was gonna have any value to say that. My show, my show.
Speaker: Yeah. All right. I mean, I had to say it at least one time to make sure I fit in with everything. Like, like, if I didn't say it at least one time, it's like, oh, man, this guy never said my show, my show. Like, that's a better occasion. Good. Now I know. Look, all right, Star Wars nerds. You want to hear me redeem myself? Now I know how Han Solo felt when, when, when, oh, what's his face sold him out in the sun, bitch? Ended up in the bronze fucking statue.
Speaker: That's some funny shit. Yo, listen, listen, listen. That's what he said. Hey, man.
Speaker: Wait, Glick, can you hear me? We're just like, hey, man, look, I had to, man. These guys got here before you. That's why they got here before you, Glick. I didn't want to fuck you over, but I had to, Ryan. Oh, that's some funny shit. He's like, oh, man, don't worry. I'm going to make this right. Oh, that's crazy. Oh, man. I got to explain that point.
Speaker: Yeah, I gotta, I gotta change everything up in the show. Smoke don't even get to put his full ass down. I had to change my name to Hans. And Smoke stayed but Londo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hans the man. Oh, I love it. Like, hey man, hey man. Hey, just got in. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hans just got in before you. Just got in before you, man. I had to show you out, bro. Oh, I know. It's Hans. I know. I said Hans.
Speaker: Never in a few years did I expect that to come from smoke. Never. And you know what's crazy? And you know what's crazy? It just came out of nowhere because I was just like, damn, I never said that. Let me just throw that quote out there. It didn't even have a context or a foundation for me using it.
Speaker: You know what I mean? Like, for example, when you pull a black card, you gotta be like, hey, man, I was racist. You gotta pull a black card. There was like, there was no epilogue leading up to me saying my show, my show. I'm just like, fuck it. I never said that before. Let me just say it. Like, it didn't warrant being used at that time. So I totally fumbled the usage of the, of the my show card, I guess. I don't know.
Speaker: Just feel like saying it like I never said that before. I always hear Tony D and everybody say it. Let me just say it. But I'm going to be Lando. Keep me on Lando. I'm going to be on Lando. Jeff down here before you, bro. Jeff down here before you, man. My bad. What the hell? How do you say his name? Han Solo? It's Han Solo. Han Solo.
Speaker: Yeah, it's just so people don't get confused. I'll just correct it. I'll just but but when I when I see it like that. No, HAN, HAN, HAN, HAN, HAN, HAN, HAN, HAN, HAN, HAN, HAN, HAN, HAN, HAN, HAN, HAN, HAN, HAN, HAN, HAN,
Speaker: Han. I'm still in the han. Han Shin Wong. Han Shin Wong. Han Shin Wong. Han Shin Wong. Han Shin Wong. Han Shin Wong. Han Shin Wong. Han Shin Wong. Han Shin Wong. Han Shin Wong. Han Shin Wong. Han Shin Wong. Han Shin Wong. Han Shin Wong. Han Shin Wong. Han Shin Wong. Han Shin Wong. Han Shin Wong. Han Shin Wong. Han Shin Wong. Han Shin Wong.
Speaker: Star Wars nerds. At this point I redeemed myself with the Star Wars nerds after my Jar Jar big statements, which I will still die on that hill. I'm dying on that hill.
Speaker: That's so crazy. Speaking of Han Solo and Harrison Ford. Oh my God. Why did I do this? They are making another... Yeah, you're fucked up. You let you're fucked up like, like... I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did.
Speaker: Jeff, get to work. We need Morgan Freeman. And at this moment, I know I need to find out. Well, Chris, for your rant about whores. That's about being humble. I just have to say what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
Speaker: At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul. Yeah.
Speaker: But it's tough being the champ, bro. Damn. I'm going to have to, I'm going to have to land. Oh man. Go ahead. Go ahead. What did you say? Go ahead.
Speaker: Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
Speaker: Having the sound bites queued up, that kicks ass. I'm watching a bunch of YouTubers that like, they're not doing it live. Like, you know, they're editing the whole video and everything and they're putting their pieces in. But it's good to have the spontaneous, the live kick in with the live show, man. That's cool. The only problem with the videos I have spoke is I think we can only put so many on. And eventually we have to start doing great stuff.
Speaker: Which is cool, though. I mean, a few is good. A little something is good, you know. We can also get rid of some of them, because some of them, like, we're not, you know, some of them are just there, just... Yeah, like... You can rotate them. You know, some rotation. Yeah. And plus, if you have them on your laptop, I mean, they're already saved there. So, you know, if we need to bring them back, we can bring them back or whatever. But like, this one, like this one, why is this even here?
Speaker: It's the borderline. Yeah, that one. Yeah, you can you can delete that one. Yeah. You've got better. You've got better material in the arsenal on standby. Yeah, you can tell that that one definitely. You can just freak out Tony. Yeah, that's that's like a freak out Tony moment. OK, well, save it there.
Speaker: Tony, where you at, man? Yeah, where you at, Tony D? It's after 9 o 'clock. It should be fun. It should be home by now. It should be home by now. Come on, Tony D. We're going over to your house. Actually, I can get rid of this one, too.
Speaker: Yeah, you could dump that one. Because you got the prize. We could probably dump this one, but I don't really want to.
Speaker: If it doesn't have the relevance, like, you know, if it doesn't add the value, the shock. And then sometimes you gotta rotate your, you know, you gotta rotate the product also.
Speaker: You know, dump a couple of old ones for a few minutes. I try to pull them up as fast as possible while we're on the show. Like the one, the new one that I put on today, the gay one. Uh, I still need a couple of them that I need to redo the, the hungry eyes. I'm going to redo so that I've been telling you, does that do anything for Jeff? Does one do anything? I know it does something for Jeff.
Speaker: uh Joanne and I and I actually need to sit down in the uh studio and record this. Tanya's on a vacation. Is it weird that I really like that song?
Speaker: It's actually a catchy song. I like that whole thing. That whole set up is cool. I like it. Oh, Joe, you've seen Silence of the Lambs. You know what that's from. The Wild Horses from Silence of the Lambs. I know you've seen Silence of the Lambs because I've watched it with you. Yeah, that's why we have it on there. It's mainly to freak out Tony. But yeah, you got to redo the... You got to do the Hungry Eyes with pictures of Hungry Eyes.
Speaker: I'll look at you and I'll keep the sky, the sky for free eyes I feel the magic
Speaker: I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
Speaker: You know, to the haters that like to listen and creep on our show while we do our show. We all get mad because, because we bust Tony's balls on here, but we bust each other's balls on here. Tony is my guy. And Tony knows like, if he called me, if he called me, Oh, that's not cool. We wouldn't do that. Yeah. Well, no, if he called me and he was like, Hey, I need you. Like, I need you to come down here.
Speaker: I'm, I'm calling off work and I'm going down there to do what I can, what I, whatever he needs help with or something's going on and he needs help and I can help. I'm there. And I think smoke would say the same thing. Um, you know, definitely probably same thing where you motherfuckers, where you at? Where you at though? Where they add dough? No, you ain't nowhere. So shut the fuck up. I'll never question.
Speaker: my friendship and where I feel about, or how I value Tony. We all bust each other's balls on here. Yeah. Because remember, it's entertainment. It's entertainment. It's information. It's everything, all wrapped up in one. Because remember, a podcast is informative. It's entertainment. It's everything. So, you know, everybody can get something out of it. You know what I mean? So definitely folks don't take it for
Speaker: Oh, you busters. Get the fuck out of here. No, we do it over here. Sorry to steal your thunder at any point, but like I get pissed when.
Speaker: Like I kind of picked that thingy when Jackass jumped in the room the other day talking that goofy ish about, oh, you treat this person like this and you treat this. What the fuck are you talking about, man? This is crazy, you know what I mean? And that shit, that shit, hey, shout out to the chatters box. Shout out to the chatters box Wednesday night because when that fucker came in here talking all kinds of silly shit, smoke wasn't in here. I was just in here and I was doing something funny. Like I was doing something funny.
Speaker: And and and and and this motherfucker came in talking shit and I was like, you know what? I'm done. Let's go and address this. Let me go and give you your your attention. You need your relevant motherfucker. And then before I knew it, the chatters box was on his ass. I was like, oh, get it. Get him. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: That kind of shit don't pass. That kind of shit don't fly over here. We're not playing those games. Drop that dumb shit. Jeff's not here. You get smoking eye in here. You know we about to smoke. Somebody's ass is going to be heading to the fucking around.
Speaker: Informative language. Mama Joe said informative, question mark, question mark, question mark. My bad, my bad. I'm sorry. Let me try to keep this a little cleaner. My bad. But yeah, yeah. We don't appreciate that kind of foolery. We call it buffoonery. We don't appreciate that foolery or buffoonery. We try to do what we do here and have a good time. We don't time for your bullshit.
Speaker: first and foremost, I've known this this goofy redneck some **** since he was like uh I don't know uh 10 years old, 11 years old, Joe, something like that and she's like great and she's like, I don't she already knows. She's like, I know that she's this fool is all about and she's about it too. That's a great thing about it too.
Speaker: We about it out here. Yeah. I'm a Joe. Joe. Yeah. Clean was clean. We about it up for the BS. I smoked. I'm a Joseph clean. Question mark. Yeah. Yeah. I was said I was going to try to keep it clean, but it's been too dirty already. So at this point, I can't like I can't. Yeah.
Speaker: No, that's the mess I made already. Yeah, that's the good thing about Mama Jo. When she's in the building, we got to keep it clean because she's going to be right there with us. Yeah, I made a mess already. She's going to encourage
Speaker: the fuckery and the shenanigans. Cool. But I was, you know, you got to put the disclaimer out there from time to time. Hey, man, the views of Smoke from Stay Late Smoke podcast and not necessarily that there are those of nonsense. I got a disclaimer. I got a disclaimer. We can just claim it right now. Because I'm a racist. Don't pay racism. Don't pay racism on the podcast. If you're a nonsensical nonsense,
Speaker: We don't give a **** what your views and opinions are. Say what's on your mother ****ing mind and if somebody don't like it, there's a really easy way to don't watch. Don't watch it. But I don't want to chase you. I don't want to chase you if you're a subscriber based in a subscription based away with my own opinions. So, I gotta put it out there. What did you think you're going to choose?
Speaker: Hey Han Solo, I didn't want to do this, but these fucking guys got here before you, bro. You would have got your ass here earlier on that raggedy ass fucking Millennium Falcon that I gave you. You would have got your ass here earlier and fixed the hyperdrive. Yeah.
Speaker: You know, the raggedy shit that I gave you that you won in the gambling bank. You would have fixed the hyperdrive like you should have. You would have got here before the imperial forces did. They forced me to fuck you over, bro. This wasn't my choice.
Speaker: When you got Darth Vader, like, he can choke a motherfucker from across the street. Like, he's not somebody to play with, like, you know what I'm saying? So I had to... My bad, but I just went in the mood for getting choked out from remote distances that day, you know what I'm saying? I was like, it's not the mood to get choked while watching the gents play. I'm just hanging out. Yeah, I'm just watching my football game.
Speaker: fuck you showed up they got here they like this motherfucker coming i'm like why what am i doing he's coming here oh here he comes yeah i'm like why the fuck do you think you're coming here oh shit here he comes this motherfucker you got my old shit here fucked up my whole place now now we gotta relocate and evacuate like you need to stunt up the joint man why you gotta bring your ass back here
Speaker: You came back here like you had no business coming over here to America. Say your ass over there somewhere. You came in and fucked everything up. God damn it. All y 'all motherfuckers selling me out tonight. Mama Joe even making fun of me. In the closet.
Speaker: So you're coming. I'm not coming. I'm actually going back into the closet. Joe, you must. I hate all of you. I hate all of you. Yo, that's a funny shit. That's funny. That is funny. Oh, man. Eat you all. I just owned you all. You know, I don't eat you. I'm just going to do this show on my own from here on out. Fuck you guys. You're a wildfire.
Speaker: It's good. It's going to be a change of the name of the show. It's not going to be nonsensical nonsense anymore. It's going to be the Glick hates everyone podcast. Oh, man. A vice versa. Like everyone hates Chris. Everyone hates you like five. Yeah. No, actually, that's better. Good call, Smoke. Good call, Smoke. That's even better.
Speaker: There you go. Everyone hates me. That's going to be the new name of this podcast. It's going to be me, the one podcast, by myself in my closet. No respect. No respect. No respect for me, bitches. Unbelievable. My dad told me he wishes my mom would have swallowed.
Speaker: It was at this moment Jackson knew he fucked up It was at this moment Jackson knew he fucked up
Speaker: No, that wasn't bad. Yeah, we did. We need Morgan Freeman more than two seconds. Morgan Freeman and it was at this moment. Nobody's name or anything like I know the problem is finding that expensive one again and and I had to edit that video because it gets a little bit darker. Oh, shit. Oh, no. I got I got I got Tony's interest.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: What's going on? Hey, Tony.
Speaker: Fuck you, Glick. Shut up, Jeff. What's going on? Oh, no, his name is Lando now. His name's not Smoke anymore. He's Lando and I'm Han Solo. I'm Lando right now. I'm Solo. I had to sell him out, man. The Empire got here before he did. He fucked up. He got hit too late, so I had to throw him under the bus.
Speaker: Yeah, I told him man you had when you won that Millennium Falcon in that raggedy ass car game You cheated god damn it number one you cheated
Speaker: That's why you got frozen, God damn it. And it's very fitting because from time to time, Blick does get frozen during the live stream. Very fitting. Very fitting. Very fitting. Yeah, it's pretty fitting for this situation, man. That's what's up, man. How you doing, Tony D? You good, big brother? Yeah, man, exhausted. I'm just tired. I pull the full week, 10 hours every day, so.
Speaker: I'm messing with you. Get money, man. Yeah, man, I got to. I got to. All they being broke, plain and simple. No, that's no fun. Let's get money. Let's get money. Let's get money. For real, for real, for real. Oh, I got to get ready for tomorrow morning. I'm going to forget about that. Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I will definitely, I will definitely, I'm going to be on the site on site tomorrow, but I'm going to definitely, 11 a .m., we talking? Yeah, I'm probably going to shoot for 11. Hey, Mama Glick, how you doing? I'm shooting for 11.
Speaker: I thought about going to Tim, but I could do it at 11 and be good. I was trying to do that. I always say Tim because I try to do it and stop an hour before the game so everybody can make their adjustments or whatever. But it's also dependent on how many people can beat it. Yeah, if you busy, I understand. You're good. Well, I won't be there. We'll put it like this. Well, you know what? Go ahead, Blake. My bad. Go ahead. Just saying, here's the thing. If you're listening to a GAA, if you're listening to, like, because I watch NFL.
Speaker: the NFL Network Sunday countdown. That's what I watch every Sunday morning. So if you're listening, they too. Oh, yeah, I love it. I love you, dude. Michael Orvin, Kurt Warner, The Mooch, those are my guys. Coach, so if you're listening to a fantasy football show,
Speaker: While you're listening, go ahead and set your lineups. You don't have to not be listening when you set your lineups. I can set mine regardless, just for everybody else. I got mine set. I set mine on Wednesday. As I set mine on Tuesday, I checked the injury report Thursday morning. And then I checked it every day afterwards because you got the Thursday game and you got the Sunday game. And somebody gonna get hurt Friday in practice. Somebody gonna be on questionable Saturday. And by Sunday, they still trying to say whether they're gonna play or not. So I checked it every day regardless. Plus I get the alerts.
Speaker: Jeff, what the hell are you listening to? Nothing. Oh, no, the kids are real fast TV on. Oh, there ain't no problem. Yeah, like, I'm going down. No, you fine, man. You fine. You go on. Yeah. No, you're good. You're good, Jeff. Yeah, you good. It's actually really loud. No, I'm actually working on something. I'm just going to figure out how to do it. He's working on a Pornhub account.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. One of those. One of the something something to do with smart entertainment. I'm guessing. Yeah. Sure. Why not? Oh, man. Anything this late at night. Grab something. Speaking of only fans. Uh oh.
Speaker: I am really probably in the next couple of days, actually, that I started an OnlyFans page. I'm not going to get naked on it, but I'm about to start an OnlyFans page. No, I'm not. Go for it, man, because it doesn't only happen. Look, your boy's popular. Let's go. Start that shit up, man. Get it poppin'. I'm just saying. Get it poppin'. Tony D. You can send them beard pictures. You can post beard pictures and feet pics. Yeah, beard pics.
Speaker: Being picked, hairy. Look, look, look, tattoo picks. Listen, listen, I got the blueprint for you, brother. I'm gonna help you manage this shit. Beer picks. We'll do, we'll do a 70 -30 split. You cool with that? 70 -30? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You keep all the money. I'm just interested in getting this shit off the ground. So you're gonna do all, you're gonna do the beer picks, right? So we'll get some, you know, you can do the arm picks for the tats. Once the sleeve, you know, you know, the progress of the sleeve and your sleeves and shit going down with the tat.
Speaker: It's a market out there, brother. For real. Well, I, you know, you know, I started only fans. I can make enough money to get my the rest of my sleeves done, get my chest done, get my back done and all that stuff. And and then I'm going to make enough money. I'm going to buy Tony's house. I'm going there, but I'm going to be his new landlord. Oh, and you're going to cut off the heat when it gets cold. Oh, I'm not going to be a landlord. I'm going to be a glycol.
Speaker: Oh, man. You live in my domicile, Tony D. That's going to be brutal. That's going to be brutal. I'm just saying. Actually, it all was. I'll be 100 % off of you. I am actually thinking about starting an OnlyFans page. Not any nudity, but I am actually starting an OnlyFans page. How much do you need it? How much do you want in your house, Tony D? Right now? Yeah.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I just make enough money. I'm going to pay my man's house off and I'm just going to, he's just going to live there. Rent free mortgage free. Let's go. I got you. That would be a gift.
Speaker: You shit yourself. You would shit a brick if I started. Only fans paid. I would probably. I would shit himself. Probably turn it down due to your proportions. How about that shit? Oh, man. I show up at Tony's house with the deed and be like, I just made this obvious. I know the fuck you didn't. No, you didn't. Fuck you. Fuck you. You ripped that shit up. You fuck out of here.
Speaker: But I know my man lives in New York and
Speaker: the price and the cost of living in the house. I'm just saying. Yeah, I got to come to I got to come to my people like this. I'm going to show love, but showing love has limitations. I get it. OK, I'll put you in an aisle, man. I mean, there's some nice areas of Ohio that that's still like I'm good. I'm good to go. Let's roll. I'm with it. I'm with it.
Speaker: Even New York. Really? Like, man, shut up. You're living up in a 200 square foot studio apartment that you paid $5 million for. You know what I mean? Yeah, there's a lot of that going on. There's a lot of that going on over here. I'm not going to say anything like that. This is outrageous. That's my biggest focus. I'm trying to make sure I can maintain that whatever thing I got going on. No, shoot yourself. I really started only fans page, aren't you?
Speaker: I'm going to look at you like you three. I'm going to look at you like you three. I'm like, I'm right the fuck there. I'm not going to be a nigga. Hey, man. Damn, man. I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what. Tattoo pig and then you get the thirsty chicks. Hey, man, look, if these three, if these holes can do it, why not?
Speaker: That's a fact, but I tell you what. Number two, once you clear your debt and you get the podcast all set up, then I'll start accepting some of the money that you want to put to it. You know what, Tony D? You know what, Tony D? You want to ask me why and only fans? Yes, sir. I don't know who's listening because people are watching, but nobody's commenting. Yes, ma 'am. Yes, ma 'am. You heard him. You heard him.
Speaker: Yeah, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it, mama. Don't worry about it, mama. I'm going to pay off your car. Don't you worry about it. I got you too. Trust me, I got you before I got by. I got you before I got by. Beer picks go a long way. Beer picks, tattoo picks, arm picks, biceps. You know, it's all good, man. You know, it's just for everybody. Why would I start it on one time?
Speaker: Outside of the money. The money makes total sense. Now, I need to forget about that because I don't need to think about that. And you make money out there, yes. And well, they make money out there too. It's not just women. But you sound like you don't think there's an audience for it. So what I would say to you, you said you had an audience. I just don't think you can make money. We chase a revenue. I can't say nothing about that. I'm not going to knock you out.
Speaker: One of these guys got all these fans. I was going to challenge you. You picked five females that you follow on Snapchat. Tell them to follow me on Snapchat. I'll send them to you. I don't follow women on Snapchat like that. I don't. Snapchat's a bad choice. You'll win that one. I don't really worry about Snapchat. I don't even got Snapchat. I don't even.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't really worry about it. If I haven't talked to them on a regular basis, I ain't worried about it. I'm not chasing women. I'm just, I'm just starting to know. I know enough women in real life. I ain't got to chase women on the internet. Hell is you talking to them. I've been growing it, man. You heard about me? You heard about me? Yeah, I had sex in fucking six years.
Speaker: I heard you've had a life. Take your time. Uh oh. I had ice cream last night.
Speaker: I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't chase, I'm not chasing after any women. Actually, um, I got, I got, there's one that I really like right now. And, um, we got a little bit of a, a little bit of a past or whatever, but, um,
Speaker: No, and I'm honestly just like, I'm looking at the logistics of it. It's just like - There's money in it, yes. Yes, there's money in it. Yeah, that's a good one. And I don't have to get nude. That's the thing, like, I don't have to get nude. No! No, weird, man. Weird shots, bro. Yeah, weird shots. And I understand why these single moms are doing it and why there's so many of them that are out there doing it and they're not getting nude.
Speaker: That's no, they're not. They're not. This is true. Unfortunately, there's an audience for everything. There is an audience for everything and people are willing to pay money to be entertained when it comes to entertainment. So all these things you have to look at is not necessarily sexual.
Speaker: Yeah, podcast, OnlyFans, Snapchat, this, that, the other. It's all engagement with other people and entertainment, because remember, ultimately, it's entertainment. Yes. We're real people, but we're entertainers as well. We all have real lives. We're real with that and the other. But right now, we're in entertainment form. We're in entertainment mode. So, Glick, if you want to do the OF, hey, man, go for it. It is entertainment.
Speaker: You understand what I'm saying? But there is a value for all forms of entertainment to be monetized. So you running a podcast right now, you're growing your platform, nonsensical nonsense, alluded to nonsensical nonsense podcast, you're growing your platform, you want your platform to be all over and monetize all over because this is a business ultimately. So if it's another way to drive
Speaker: subscribers and increase your fan base to the podcast which is your ultimate goal if that's a avenue that you think is worth pursuing so you know what I'm saying go for that man because remember it's all entertainment brother you know what I mean and you know the world is yours man
Speaker: I'm listening. When we get done here tonight, whenever the hell we get done here tonight, because it doesn't seem like any of us are in a big hurry, I'm going to go on TikTok. Hello. You can do a poll. Hello, Glick. Hello, Glick. Hello, I'm Glick. I host a podcast. I'm also the champ. How would y 'all feel if your boys started an OnlyFans stage?
Speaker: Put a one in the camera room. Put a one in the chat if it's a good look. Put a one in the camera room. As the GOAT. As the people's champ. I gotta give the people what they want. Go for it. You know what the people want, Tony D. They want a nonsensical, nonsense calendar.
Speaker: The men are not. Are you going to be like, are you going to be in European man thongs? Like, like, like, how was the calendar? Like, are you going to split it up between the four of us at, at, at, at the big dog game? So let's see. You're going to get the most months. You got to pick your months, Glick. You're going to do four months out of the year. I'm definitely going to get October.
Speaker: because, you know, that's Jeff's going to have December. That's his birthday month. I got time. I got time to get a seat for November. Tony D's got November. That's his birthday month. Smoke. When's your birthday month? I think July. Give me a July. Yep.
Speaker: The lie I can I can pose with the, the band the literal of firecrackers wrapped around a couple of a couple of Roman candles.
Speaker: Oh, it's going to be lit. Well, no, not literally lit. That becomes a danger. I'm not in a good enough shape to be on no count. I'm not going to lie. So I have to be fully dressed. It don't matter. No, it doesn't. No, no, no. I'll be trying to go on. I'll be trying to go on. Nah, man. This is the same right now. Let's go. Let's show some calendars, God damn it. We got a few days to get this photo shoot popping.
Speaker: We're going to fly everybody out to LA. We're going to get this. Let's fly out to Mexico, man. Let's do this photo shoot for the calendar of Mexico. You know what I'm saying? You can go right out there. Not for every month. We got to have the fake snow and shit, like in the mall somewhere. We got to switch it up. We can't have everything looking all warm, especially for the December, January, February. We got to keep it looking seasonal.
Speaker: After that, all bets are off. Ladies and gentlemen, like, share, subscribe. Not just going out to that podcast. Hit that like button. You know what I'm saying? Hit that like button. Let's get busy. You know what I'm saying? Let's get busy. All social media platforms. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I'll do it like that. Who the hell are you talking to? Who the hell are you talking to? I'm running somebody's stream. A lot of times people do a broadcast. I literally run in the background so they get their views on it.
Speaker: I'm trying to hook everybody up, even though nobody watch my shit no more. Yeah, so that's why I say fuck up. Like, like, focus. Like, you know what I'm saying? Listen, listen, listen, let's see. In about four days, it'll be seven months since our former platform went down. And I knew our numbers were over there, but we can't even find a bunch of them numbers. So I'm working on something else. I'm trying to find a bunch of them. Those numbers were so falsified. Yes, they were. That's what I wanted. It was a set of eyes, and that's it. It was a set of eyes, and that's it. I got that. Because you would have...
Speaker: 20 people in a goddamn broadcast and just because 20 people get five viewers automatic automatically Everybody got a thousand views or whatever the math is I'm trying to know that is how it was. I am working on growing an audience cuz I'm Smoke remember the link essential that the cover sent me about that app. She was on I
Speaker: Yes, sir. Yeah, I've been watching that. And I'm starting to gain some people over there. So if I do do a show separate from the fitness football thing, separate from the music thing that I do, which is what I'm trying to put in my head together. I'm going to run a two -hour show on that. I'll bunch it in, but wait for me to do it. So as I've been trying to plan something, like a one -hour show, maybe a two -hour show, I can do something on there. That set up is like heckle. But you can do gifts on it. It's actually pretty cool. I'm not going to lie. I'm gaining people over there. Oh, OK.
Speaker: I'm getting a little bit of audience that we act up sort of like how we did when we was on the other place. Seriously, it's funny as hell. It's a trip, but you're pretty much just talking to them and they're commenting back to you. I'm always big on the attraction, but with this one, when I gained the follower, I said, okay, I'll do something over there. I've been tripping out with them, bugging out with them.
Speaker: They want to know about everything I'm doing and where I'm at. So I told them about the thing tomorrow morning. I told them about your show. I told them about this show. I told them about Ted's show. And I'm just trying to see if we're going to have new audience members. So I'm trying to, I'm trying to gain more audience. Yeah, you can monitor.
Speaker: You can monetize over there, no matter if you got one or a million followers, okay? No, your money comes off of a lot of participation. From what I've seen, the money comes off of participation. They actually have content for Hall of Fame every night. And I was helping a couple of the women that was over there and get their homework. The background is somebody got... Oh, okay. Yeah, that's them. My bad. The biggest thing that's going to be an issue that I've seen is a lot more women broadcasting than fellas.
Speaker: So it's okay. Let's let the ladies, let's let the ladies do their thing. I have no problem with that. They're doing it very well, but they're also, they also, everybody's trying to support each other like we did on the other platform. So a bunch of them are trying to help get up last month. I told them I was going to run this month. They're going to try and back me up on that. So I'm going to do my thing. It's cool. We're reciprocating. It is a reciprocation in the broadcasting, reciprocation in the time spent, reciprocation in the gifting. I'm good with that. That's all I want to say.
Speaker: If I'm going to spend on you, if you're going to spend on me, let's make a deal, boy. And we're going from there. And if they don't have it, they got people who do have it, who'll come back to you up. So if I make it this month, and it's going to be because a bunch of them will shout me out for my birthday, too, because everybody was calling me for my birthday. Brian, I'm sorry I missed your birthday, Brian, because I did want to tell you, on my day, you sent me the message myself. So I owe you one for that. I do owe Brian one for that. I ain't even had to send it. He just sent it on the rip. I got a birthday tomorrow, Tony. I don't believe you.
Speaker: hahahaha
Speaker: That's what he was doing behind the scenes. That looks so 80s. You spent all that time working on that, being quiet, not saying anything, not participating. And I'm sorry, it's just, no. It's not done. It's not done. That's just. It's no bueno. No bueno, mi amigo. Look at you. Look at you. Hungry eyes. It was at this moment that he knew he fucked up.
Speaker: Straight up. Look if you have hungry eyes. No, don't do it. Oh, man. This is crazy. This is crazy. I need to actually put a background on the actual picture. I got to do a background remove and finish it up. That's just the first thing. You should come on the mall for you. I got to actually learn how to do that cool shit. That's the cool stuff. I actually used a couple of different apps.
Speaker: Don't spill the sauce. Wait, wait, wait. Chill out. Don't tell the whole public. Don't spill the sauce. I always keep it like, don't spill the sauce. The person who knows how to keep the secrets and make it look good, he does. I gotta give them that. I gotta, you know how to keep the secrets made it look great. Sometimes you gotta, yeah, you can't spill the sauce for the public, because it's an ultra competitive business at the same time. Like, you know, we're podcasters, we're in the game, but it's ultra competitive. We don't want to spill the sauce, I call it. So we'll talk behind the scenes.
Speaker: We'll build the store behind the scenes. Cool. Copy. Enough said. Say no more. Say no more. Enough said. Enough said. Because I think we kind of figured that out earlier. I think we kind of figured that out earlier. So I was just going to holler at you behind the scenes for the actual source, the actual direct source.
Speaker: Cause that's kind of hilarious. I kind of like the flavor, but I don't want to tell everybody how we get down. Don't tell nobody. We spilling the sauce. I'm saying I have a folder of it's Lily. I have a folder. There's like 15, the folder is called podcast apps.
Speaker: Oh, OK, so you just keep the app like you keep everything locked in the in the in the in the don't. Yes, ma 'am. I'm listening. We're listening. What you got? What you got? My bad. She said, she said happy birthday to Jeff. Oh, she said heads up, guys. It's on one. I think she has something else. Happy early birthday to Big Jeff. Happy birthday. Happy early birthday for real, dawg, for real. Happy early bird. I'm still 300 years behind you, Tony, so it's OK.
Speaker: Oh, that's how it's supposed to be. Let me change my name. And cock is open. I know one character always like, my main man. You wasn't the strongest. You wasn't the best one. This is my main man right there. Shut up. Oh, man. Wait. We're not going to get a line over here. Oh, man. No getting a line over here. We're not going to do that.
Speaker: I still gotta figure out how to fix it. We're not gonna... We're no -so -trained lines over here, Jack. Negative. Negative. Negative, man. You still got a problem? Have you skinned a bullet train? Yes. Let me fix that. You spelled it wrong, Tony. Do you let me fix that? Oh, shit. I can't see.
Speaker: I can't even see, man. You didn't want it. You didn't want it. Tony spelled his name wrong. I corrected it for you. My hand's your cock. Oh, non -capital. Yeah, see, that's why I can't be up here all the time. Too much homeboy eroticism around here for me. Too much homeboy eroticism. I'm good. I'm good.
Speaker: You could have been better off with a Star Wars name. You could have been like Greedo. You could have been anybody. Yeah, that definitely is not a good look. Unfortunately, unfortunately, the only black guy in the universe of Star Wars is already taken. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, wait, no, you can. No, there's no member with the reboot. They they put on the black. They put on a token Negro win. Then that's right. You're going to remember they put another Negro win. Yeah. Yeah, because he was he was down with the stormtroopers. Yeah, he was down with the bad guys. And then he didn't want to kill the innocent people. And he's like, fuck this.
Speaker: You know, so he said, I'm good. Yeah. He didn't want to just kill the, you know, they, they, they, you know, they went to a place, you sort of movie, they went to a place, whatever, whatever. And they just like, all right, kill it, kill the people. And he didn't want to, you know, he said, fuck this shit. So he kind of got, you know, he kind of turned whatever, whatever, you know.
Speaker: What do we say to them? Not today. That's crazy. So I got a new, I got a new pick on my hand. I like that. Got a new pick on my hand. What you got? What you got? I'm just working on some new characters for a screen set. I'm working on something new. It's time for something different. You got to make a change. Like, you know, as time progresses. That's what I'm trying to do.
Speaker: You didn't get a response earlier when you put it up you're not gonna get a response when you put it up again and
Speaker: Stop it. Stop it. They don't have to ask me. You wonder why you don't have to ask me? I don't know why they don't have to ask me, Smoke.
Speaker: Hey, man, you got here too late. If you would have got here before these guys showed up, I wouldn't have to do this to you. I got here first, motherfucker. I should measure. I don't know. I should measure.
Speaker: Oh, shit. Yeah, I used them. Oh, yeah, you missed it, Tony D. You missed it, Tony D. I pulled the my show card for no reason. I didn't feel like saying it. Because I never, you know, it was you. It came out of nowhere. Yeah, he didn't even say my show. This motherfucker came out of nowhere. That's why it's Lando and Han Solo up here tonight. My show. My show. I was like.
Speaker: I was really hurt. I was really hurt. Yo, that's fucked up because I didn't really know that it was gonna hit like that. I didn't really know that that had any relevance and shit. The last guy I ever figured, my man Smoke just gonna
Speaker: I'm just going to do me like that. I'm just going to do me like that. I should have expected that. Especially after Sunday's episode. Sunday Night Smoked podcast. I should have expected. I should have seen that shit coming. Because you tried to set me up Sunday night, too. Yeah, I tried to bring the white guy into the hood. I tried to bring him. You tried to give you a pass without letting you go through the initiation.
Speaker: I've had them for years, but look, man, I know boundaries. You know, that's crazy.
Speaker: I was telling Tony that I was talking. Tony was dying. I was telling Tony about that issue was so fucking funny. Because I'm sitting my white ass over here. I know my place. Yo, that shit is so crazy. Because you know, when you see people pull up, you'd be like, yo, yo, pull up, man. Jump on. Jump on. Pull up. Pull up. And I didn't really take it through. I had a 20 moment. When we talk about haunted houses and shit, I'm too black for this shit. I'm too white for this.
Speaker: Oh, man. That's crazy. So you don't have to go to a haunted house with us, Tony. When there's ghosts and shit like that, you don't have to go. If you don't want to go, you're good, then. You don't have to go. You know what? I ain't going to lie to you. I just saw a post on Twitter. Would you sneak in the graveyard? Yes. For $200 billion.
Speaker: Yes, I'll sleep in a graveyard just to sleep in a graveyard. I was gonna say Chris is sleeping in a graveyard for us. Ryan, stop hating and get your ass up here. $200 billion? First of all, they didn't tell me how long. Second of all, they didn't say how long I had. No, no, no, no, no. $200 billion? Yeah, I thought it'd be worth it. $200 billion? Send Brian the invite. We're not talking about Game of Thrones. Fuck you, Game of Thrones, Ross.
Speaker: Shut up, Jeff. Man, I would do that. I would do that for much less money, actually. Like, what the fuck are we talking about here? They're dead. They're not going to fuck with you. They're dead already. Yeah, yeah, 200 years. What? I live in a mausoleum. Like you said, people are dying to get into that real estate area. Like, what the fuck? Give me a mausoleum with cable. Fuck everybody. I'm good. Because I don't got to remember. All I got to do is sleep there a few hours a night.
Speaker: Yeah. I think there are a few hours a day. I've been in New Orleans. I don't trust my braids. I'm good. But New Orleans is different. It didn't say where. It just said a graveyard. It didn't say specifically where. Exactly. I got that covered. I gotta be anywhere. I mean, I think, I think, man, give me, give me a peaceful graveyard and I'm good. Mausoleum with a 60 inch TV, some cable. The faith of the outsiders. I'm going to be all right.
Speaker: You know, and I have a hell of a, hell of a meaning for you to call. I was in the parking lot. Oh, life would be good. And then like I say, I could have another house outside of there. I'm with it. You like how like smoke bends the rules. Like I put my own special stipulations on it. Like, all right, am I going to sleep there for you? I was a mike, motherfucker. Like, you know? Yeah, you got to put your own rules on it, man. Make them put some respect on the bet, you know?
Speaker: You didn't say I had to be asleep. I said I've been watching Netflix all night. I'll take a nap. I'll take a nap, man. Four hours, man. Four hours. The one thing that can happen is you don't wake up in the morning. If you die in your sleep, you're already set. You're already in place. Shit. We can build a fucking house and I'll live in that goddamn cemetery for the rest of my fucking life. You're going to give me 200 billion.
Speaker: Hey, I'll run that motherfucker to our manager. I'll be the great digger. I'll do it all, man. No, we don't. I'll put a goddamn most worry on that motherfucker. We can do all.
Speaker: Yeah. We're going to pay them $20 an hour to do that shit. We're going to keep the billion and we're going to pay them $20 an hour to dig all of that and do all that extra shit. We're going to pay them $20 an hour to do all that extra shit. We're going to pay them $20 an hour to do all that extra shit. We're going to pay them $20 an hour to do all that extra shit. We're going to pay them $20 an hour to do all that extra shit. We're going to pay them $20 an hour to do all that extra shit. We're going to pay them $20 an hour to do all that extra shit. We're going to pay them $20 an hour to do all that extra shit. We're going to pay them $20 an hour to do all that extra shit. We're going to pay them $20 an hour to do all that extra shit. We're going to pay them $20 an hour to do all that extra shit. We're going to pay them $
Speaker: And Big Daddy Glick's going to be sitting in his office with his feet propped up on his desk drinking a cold beer. Definitely got to have beers in a joint. I'm going to hang it out in the ale purple. Yeah. Go ahead. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm going to get it. I'm hanging out with the ghost. I'm doing it all, man. $200 billion. Yeah, I'm in. What? I'm going to have a cup.
Speaker: I'm going to have a customized purple Undertaker outfit. You know how to Undertaker have a black and purple for wrestling? I'm going to have to have that fucking shit. I'm going to come to the word dress. With the hat to match. I'm coming in crazy with the big hat, too. Yeah, it's going to be wild, man. That's going to be wild. Yeah, that'll be a good look. Definitely. Definitely got my purple Undertaker suit.
Speaker: with the old clothes and everything. The old school Survivor Series debut, Undertaker? Yeah, the purple and black. Yup. The purple and black. Exactly. The old school shit. The purple and black. With the gloves and everything. With the gloves and the whole shebang bang. The hat, everything. That'd be crazy.
Speaker: just putting some respect on it. You know what I mean? You have to. Put some respect on it. You have to. Over here at 1030. Oh, man. I got to make two phone calls. I got to make two phone calls. It may overlap. Sarah Lou, how you doing? Mama Glick, you are not helping. Me and Cass. Me too, Samuel. Hey, you know what? I'm just saying. That sounds like a good look. Listen, fellas, I got to work the circuit for a little bit. Oh, my bro.
Speaker: Everybody have a good evening. Well, love. Thanks again for having me. If you guys are still going, if you guys are still going, I'll jump back on. I'll jump back on the panel. Just in case. I'm probably going to be recording on that. Hey, Glick.
Speaker: next time get here earlier before the imperial soldiers and i don't gotta fuck you over like whatever i didn't i didn't mean to fuck you over bro but you got here too late man we all made a i told him to choke him up from across the street like i don't want to go like that we'll say at the end of the day though didn't lando didn't lando come back in and
Speaker: and have Hans back or Hans back. Yeah. Yeah. We saved you. We saved your ass in the next episode, but I had to like, you know, situations. I had to tell you whether to bust because they got too early. That's all right. That's all right. That's all right, Judas.
Speaker: That's all right, Judas. The father continues. The last continues. Yes, the father continues. The last motherfucker I expected just caught my ass. Goddamn Judas over here. Fucking Lando Calrissian. Hey, man. Disco 45 is for you, my brother. I'm out of here, y 'all. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.
Speaker: I love that man. I love smoke to death. That's my dude.
Speaker: Well, I think I might have something to cheer you up Chris, I think I fixed it.
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Speaker: You work in the bathroom. You live in the bathroom. You're the best. What up, bro? My best worker. My best worker in the bathroom. What's up, Brian? Look, man. Look, man. I need you to stop working. I'll sit on the fly. Be in the show. I'm catching hell over here. Yeah. I'm not going to call you out, but now you're listening. Maybe you're listening. It's giving you the kinds of hell.
Speaker: Oh, but you're awesome. Yes. So some people, you know, there, there, there are some people that, that, that, that keep me in check and keep me balanced and I'm being put in. Somebody's putting you and I'm being, I'm out. Yeah. Well, I mean, to a certain extent.
Speaker: I'm trying to agree. Until they come on board and help out, I almost don't.
Speaker: We we we. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I need to know what what needs to be done. I'm listening. Well, that's not obvious. No, I'm sorry. No, I don't know. She knows about it. She's going to call me out. Since she's going to call me out and give me **** I might as well call her out on the show and see if we can if we can get her in the cheddar's box. But no, she's she's
Speaker: Yeah, she's not doing anything wrong. She's not doing anything wrong at all. She just busted my balls about. Talk to me. Talk to me. Come on. What are we going to do? My only fans and my confidence and yes, dipshit. You don't fucking got trying to save your way. But you can't stop. I ended up, it's okay. So do we, so do we pull the curtain back and we go behind the scenes on the show?
Speaker: You threw it out there. You threw it out there on the damn show. Okay. So, so do we do we have this conversation on the show? Let's go. Let's go. Goddamn character. It's an act. It's the it's to keep the show momentum going because the moment that I start slacking and I let the the momentum of the show die, you ****
Speaker: What have we been talking about for the past hours since I've been here? Chris's only fans. Thank you. It's shit. We have a topic. We carry the conversation. You're not interested. You don't want to hear it no more. And now a conversation instead of shit talking. Comparison instead of just being random. You want something. We want some type of consistency. That's what we do. We talk shit.
Speaker: Exactly. We talk shit and it's Saturday night and it's been wild all episode. So why let the episode die? And and go into conversations about fucking dying. Has anybody complained about it dying? What we can't why don't we just fucking drink the tea? And and talk about movies like 9 000 other podcasts or podcasts out there
Speaker: Well, honestly, let's find random conversations and we'll talk about everything. You don't want to talk sports. You don't want to talk Star Trek. You don't want to talk Star Wars. You don't want to talk fashion series. But you want to talk listening to football. And you will shit on people. How many of you have a motherfucking focus when you do this shit?
Speaker: and me saying I'm going to start an OnlyFans is a topic of conversation which gets you goofy bastards riled up which then in turn I can let my I can let the the the pretend ego go free and I can justify me starting an OnlyFans and at the same time getting you guys riled up and it's **** funny. To you. That's just funny to me. It's funny to people who listen. We're pulling the curtain back. Wait.
Speaker: I'm going to leave you behind the scenes if not since it's a graveyard for money talk that we did with your fucking OnlyFans personally. No, but that's kind of an easy question, your graveyard question. Because it's $200 billion. I think I do for $200 billion. I think I do for $200 billion. I'll kidnap you and take you out there with me. And I'm getting half the money. Fuck you.
Speaker: That's fine. I can deliver 100 billion. I'm going to kidnap you. I'm going to do a lot of horrible things to you because I have 200. I'm coming back with all the money. Jack and Jill went up there with $1 .25, with $2 .50. And I'm coming back with all that shit. Fuck that.
Speaker: Yeah, Jill. I'm coming back. I'm coming back with your head and listen, listen, listen. That was not a good comparison. That was not a good comparison. That was not a good comparison. You know what Jill did to get that? You did that. I'm banging your ass back. I'm bringing your hair back in a bag like Clash of the Titans. You're trying to think of me in a bad damn way. No, no, no. That's what I'm saying. You know what Jill did to get that money? I'm not lying on it. And you said, I feel like I'm going up that hill. And you said, that's what your mind is. And that's what I'm going to tell you today.
Speaker: That motherfucker like a damn barbarian Do the mother or queen or whatever of dragons in Game of Thrones you seen what Jason Momoa did to her ass and
Speaker: I got $200 billion on the line. I barely want to fuck around. $100 billion. What do you think I'm going to do with you? Like, we go to hell. I barely watch the TV show. I barely watch the TV show. I barely watch the TV show. I barely watch the TV show. I barely watch the TV show. I barely watch the TV show. I barely watch the TV show. I barely watch the TV show. I barely watch the TV show. I barely watch the TV show. I barely watch the TV show. I barely watch the TV show. I barely watch the TV show. I barely watch the TV show.
Speaker: That was uncalled for. Uncalled. Alrighty. How's it going, guys? Oh, hey, Brian. Welcome to the show. I'm glad you could join us. Three hours later, Jesus Christ. He's late. I came in and then turned your mic and camera off and just, ooh. He was trying to find your sphere. I got called to your Onlyfans. He's like, where's that Onlyfans Christmas
Speaker: Where's the only fan? He did. He actually, he did text me and he was like, click what's your only band. I'm trying to subscribe. Don't tell the guys, but I'm trying to subscribe to your only. Well, you said you wanted that you were, you're undecided about the cheeky or the thong. So yeah. Yeah. Okay. Oh yeah. Help me out. Like, you know, we'd go to briefs, regular boxers, the man thong.
Speaker: you know, the cheeky man underwear, see -through, not see -through, blue. I know I have nothing to say about this conversation. I have nothing to say about this conversation. No, Kenny had wanted to talk to me because like he finally, like when he got me for my birthday, he finally showed up and I feel pretty baller right now.
Speaker: hang on, let me pick it with my background. But no, but it's this right here, this whiskey tasting glass. Who brings this guy up here? It's like all black, pitch black. It's pretty cool. Really?
Speaker: mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama.
Speaker: I'll be shadow in the house. Did you really say? Oh, never mind. Actually, no, I'm not going to bring that up. I don't want to hear that. I don't want to hear it.
Speaker: I'm going to bring up another movie that's coming out. Hey, fist bumps. One, two, three, four, I declare thumb war. Oh, wow. Oh, Tony, did you see the trailer to the new Transformers? Yep, that's what I said I was going to bring up on the show. I appreciate that.
Speaker: I did. Mr. Officer, you see why I do what I do? Because this is what happens when I stop doing what I do. Ma 'am, I am listening to your suggestions. This is what happens if you're still listening to what happens when I stop doing what I do. And I will be honest, this is what I was wishing. I can't pay attention to him, so I'm listening. Look at him. Oh, Purdue, you coming in here talking all that bullshit being 4 -0 against top five contenders.
Speaker: But what you did, you got played by fucking Michigan. They did to you what they do. No, that's OK. Where the phone so I can walk? Deion Sanders is going to Colorado. Yep. After having a spectacular year at that college he's at. That was a good on the fly right there, Jeff.
Speaker: I like that. He had two good years at Jackson State. I like what Sarah said. We're the thought that she could walk around singing bees and Buckeyes. 45 to 23. This guy is mad. Hold on a second. Hey, Sarah. I have something for you. It's nothing. Shut up, Jeff. Sarah, I have something for you.
Speaker: Wow. In the shoe. Fucking beat that ass like a pimp smacking the shit out of a hooker on a Tuesday night. I'm just saying. Think about it. Well, I mean, oh, you want to know what I said to a buddy of mine who was a Buckeye fan?
Speaker: We were talking during the game and I said the Michigan Wolverines offense is having their way with with the Ohio State defense like a like a prom date on prom night. I love. I love I love when you're like.
Speaker: What do you think about it? You literally see in your face, the hamster wheel spinning. I sure, I sure think that it hits you. You're like, oh my god. Leave the hookers alone. Yeah. I'm just saying. Yeah. Hookers are
Speaker: sometimes them bitches ain't making the money they should be making and you gotta teach them a lesson. Gator gonna have to choke a bitch. You gotta keep your footband strong. Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell.
Speaker: Okay, they're going to have to choke a bitch. I don't make this **** up, ladies and gentlemen. I do not make this **** up. No, I make this **** up. I don't know. I don't know. Cause it's right. It's right. It's right. I agree. Let him be. They're making this money. People want to pay him. I'm the last one to say anything about him. That's not your wife. Seriously.
Speaker: Oh my god. Brian is a mochi chi. Oh, Mexican ass Brian is a mochi chi. He's not my boyfriend. He's everything. I am not a mochi chi, dude. I'm not like a monkey looking doll. He didn't deny that he was Mexican. Therefore, you have it. Ladies and gentlemen, Brian is Mexican.
Speaker: that Billy's too. My pants. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Tony. I I learned a lesson Wednesday night that I dog you out too much and I'm not a real friend and I apologize, Tony. The snakes are in the yard again and I've had to pick them up exactly what we said.
Speaker: I heard the Georgia loser. I believe you, Joe. No, last time I seen they were whooping LSU's ass. But let's see. You lost and USC lost. TCU lost? Yeah, TCU lost. So that's what sort of Michigan.
Speaker: All right, here we go. For college football, we have Yikes, Clemson 32, UNC 10. We have Michigan 28, Purdue 13. And the third. God damn. What's that?
Speaker: Georgia, 50 LSU 30. Georgia, Georgia, 50 LSU 30. Okay. Yes. Yeah, they'd be pissed out of LSU. Tulane, 45 University of Central Florida, 28. Shout out to Tulane on their conference championship. Yes.
Speaker: UFC is, or UCF is actually joining the big 12. It's going to be going. I think they're going big. Sarah, have a good one. Right. Sarah, have a good one. Have a good night at work. Wow. Donovan Edwards burrows through Purdue defenders going full beast mode. Yeah, he did. I'm why actually I have the game on my phone right now.
Speaker: Michigan. So, Michigan is number one, number two, right? Well, and they, well, they said when they announced last week's rankings, even if Michigan and Georgia lost this week, they would still be one and two. Yes. Okay. That's what everybody wanted. Well, four is possibly going to be Ohio state. So, you're going to, and three is undecided since TCU lost. And in all honesty, TCU should still be ranked number three.
Speaker: you know who's about to slide right up in there. Yeah. You're fucking way to get mad. You're going to be ready to get mad. We let all you know. It actually, actually, actually, actually, actually, actually, in all honesty, based off of the schedule and the fact that Tennessee beat Alabama, they said that even though the Tennessee got smoked by South Carolina, Alabama
Speaker: They should not jump, they should not jump Tennessee, but the cumulative record will put them above Tennessee, which is what they do on the VCS. They do a cumulative record. So based off of the record, Tennessee has two losses and Alabama has two losses. Okay, but now we go straight to schedule.
Speaker: and who they all know. The schedule doesn't mean anything to me. Tennessee beat Alabama and that's why all the experts and everybody on ESPN, Fox and everything else said that Tennessee would get in over Alabama because Tennessee beat Alabama.
Speaker: We're going to see what the question number is. 24. Guess what? All your bullshit and your fucking strength of schedule and I'm going to just suck that dick until it's fucking dry. Goes away. You're the one with the mouth full of heat. It is a 12 feet laid off schedule.
Speaker: based off of your record. The committee goes away. The SEC goes away. Fuck you ESPN. And we're going to see how weak and soft the SEC really is. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. That corny ass jersey will not have another championship. Forget about it. Bill, still, wash your hands this time.
Speaker: That jersey will not have a national championship, but if Alabama slides into the playoffs, boy, y 'all gonna be scared. Oh, yeah, I'm on that ass. I'm on that ass. Papa Glick, how you doing, sir? They actually given them the opportunity to win the national championship, and they given everybody a chance to take Alabama out of the ring. Alabama, by the slide, they asked where they've been at. You know, everybody in college football is shook right now. I'm talking about every last one of you.
Speaker: Alabama by the fly right back up in there and y 'all about to be pissed. You all are about to be pissed. All these teams, they should have been better than Alabama. Where the hell are you at right now? I know. Thank you. Alabama going to sit back, let y 'all do your thing.
Speaker: And if they get a foot in the playoffs, just one little simple foot. They can take what we call practice. Relax. Clear your mind. Come in here quick. Just bust them off. Fucking upside down. I didn't do it for the past. I think I'll take a piss and get more beer. You want to talk football or you want to talk? You want to talk football or you want to talk fandoms?
Speaker: If they slide their ass in the playoffs, everybody else will be pissing. Wait till the numbers come out. When numbers come out Monday and Tuesday? I think Tuesday. Thank you. I'm just going by one off of what I read, but based off of what I read, they said that even if Georgia and Michigan,
Speaker: Yeah, even if Georgia and Michigan lost this year, and actually, I was watching College Game Day today and it blew my mind. The entire panel, even Herb Street, Kirk fucking, I'm swallowing the Buckeye nuts all day long, all said that. That's why your Wi -Fi cut off. Stop talking shit about all of them.
Speaker: I don't know what's going on you froze motherfucker Swallow some more when Alabama makes that last spot when they make that last spot. Oh my god. Oh my god, and I'm gonna laugh too And I'm gonna laugh
Speaker: It's gonna be very fucking simple. Mama good, Papa good. I apologize to y 'all. Your son gets me crunk every now and then. I do my best to behave, but he keeps asking for a deal. I wouldn't see yourself, so this is no disrespect. Let me make it clear. If Alabama slides into the playoff spot, everybody got a damn problem. And if they win the national championship, every college football team and every sports analyst that we're gonna see against Alabama, you either shut the fuck up,
Speaker: It's going to be that simple. I like that nigga trying to go. We're trying to put a dope brand. I'm not going to put a dope. I like this. You're welcome. I like this shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. I
Speaker: I agree. At least one good night. I'm getting fucked up and making bad decisions. Mama Glick, Papa Glick, allow me to join y 'all. Why aren't you drinking tonight? And who cares if he's drinking? Shut up. Fuck you, Tony. Give me one second, please.
Speaker: I don't want to look like you, bitch. You don't want to look like a man. You don't want to look like a champ. You don't want to look like the GOAT. No. No. You're the music. You can be the GOAT. I'll be the BOAT. You'll be the grins all the time. I'll be the best.
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Speaker: Can you dig it, sucker? Can you dig it, sucker? Hey, boys. Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? Boom.
Speaker: But I gentlemen, I see you Brian. I see you take this shit. No. Tony D. Tony D. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. What do you want to comment about the whole football thing? 2 % milk your football talk. Yeah, comment about your football talk. Yeah.
Speaker: Here's my comment. Okay. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. I'm going to give you that one. Jeff. I'm going to give you that one. That's all right. Yeah. That's all right. Not a job on my end. It didn't, it didn't pop up on my end. So I don't even know what you played because you got a whack ass Wi -Fi. I told you to change that shit. You're the dado.
Speaker: Listen, I'm on your mama's Wi -Fi. You planned a foosball behind my back. My mother will shoot you. Everybody's got messed up Wi -Fi. She's not me. Mine is great. Well, you just froze for about a second, for about five seconds. Mine is great. I'm going to be the one. I'm going to be the one. I'm going to be the one. Uh -oh. I'm them ones. I'm the ones. I'm the ones.
Speaker: No, you're not. Unacceptable, Jeffrey. Two times. Because you're the one of three. I'm sorry. I'm holding good stuff. Two times. He hates it. Brian. I told you that shit. Brian, how many championships I got total, Brian? How many championships did that team have total?
Speaker: two World Series titles and four ALS championships. Oh my God, he's talking fucking baseball. And one NL championship. Nobody even likes baseball anymore. The Mets have three championships, I believe. Hopefully we'll see you all soon. This fucking guy is talking about World Series and nobody even likes baseball.
Speaker: Y 'all lost the series against us. I like baseball, but only if I'm playing. Who is y 'all? Y 'all took our picture. I'm not happy about this shit. You took our picture. I'm not happy about this shit. Who is y 'all lost the series to us? The Mets lost to the Astros. Oh, you're talking about the Astros. Regular season. Nobody even watches baseball anymore. You don't watch baseball.
Speaker: I watch baseball. No, I don't. You're actually actually Tony D. You're 100 % right. I don't watch baseball because it's not manly enough. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Actually, hold on a second, Brian. Hold on a second, Brian. I'm going to ask you a question. And as a baseball fan, because I am. No, you're not. Before you walk off, stop lying.
Speaker: I love baseball. I would much rather listen to the radio broadcast and watch it on TV. Well, you don't like Joe Buck? It depends on the team. Depends on how I feel. I don't know what Joe Buck has to do with anything, but no, I don't like Joe Buck. Because I used to go to the games. So it depends on how I feel about the game. Oh, yeah. I'll go to it. Yeah, I'll go to it. I'll go to the World Series. I stayed up and watched that motherfucker online. Yeah, I'll go to it. I'll be late tomorrow.
Speaker: Yeah, when the Reds won the World Series, shit, we was watching them games. I was in school and my teacher was a Reds fan and he gave me a pass so I could stay in his class so we could watch the series.
Speaker: But no, I would much rather, instead of watching a game on TV, I wanna listen to the radio broadcast. The radio broadcast, the announcers are so much more into it. It's - I'd rather be at the game. I'd rather be at the game. Oh, I would much rather be at the game. I'm with you, Tony, but if I'm not at the game, I don't wanna watch it on TV. I wanna listen to the radio broadcast. Hey, y 'all just need to fucking go home, Purdue. You're done. You're done.
Speaker: man. Yeah, I'd rather go to the game. My mom used to take me when you're younger. I miss that shit. I gotta tell you my boys. I'm gonna work on that. Pops, where the hell are you at? Joe, why are you not having a drop? She says you're not having a drop. She'll show me. Tony, still me. Yes, ma 'am. Absolutely. Yes, ma 'am. That is my drink of choice. I say that because it's one of the hardest things to find and I've had everything else pretty much already.
Speaker: I don't know. So, I told you when when when Tony D when I start my only fans and I pay your house off, I'm also going to I'm also going to buy four pallets by a crown a peach a peach crown row for you. Pay your house off. You like it. Like you get them out of debt. You say you're going to pay the house off. Hey, I earned that money. I mean, Tony, are you mad that I'm going to pay your house off? If I start an only
Speaker: because you want to put that need in my name. I'm good. Yeah. No, no, no, no catches. No, nothing funny. If I was like Tony D because you're my boy and and you know, I appreciate you and and and you know, I mean, I know you're going to take it a strong way but I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it as it is. I love you, man. And I said, yeah, I love you. Deal with it. And I said, look, man, I'm taking it off on your house. It's
Speaker: And I got you four pallets of Peach Crown Royal. I saw it coming and I saw the opportunity. I had to do it. Jeff's just mad because I ain't doing shit for him. I'm going to take care of my dude. I'm going to take care of Tony D. I'm going to take care of him. That's fine. My friend. Oh Jesus. I actually got a deal that would cost you less than a house payment. I could do that.
Speaker: I got something that'll close you a whole lot. What's the deal? I'm not, where should there be no house payment? I wouldn't say it over there. No, I don't want to dive into his personal business like that. We're not all Jeff who likes to brag. We're not all Jeff who likes to brag about stuff that doesn't exist. Wow. That's your childhood.
Speaker: I know that's why he knows I'm joking. He knows I'm only **** with him. Yeah, exactly. That's why that's that's why he you know, I can say that and he knows that I'm only **** with him. I'm gonna help you out. Seriously. Yeah, it's the stomach and you're tired. Three beers is great. Oh my god. Oh, you have no idea. But I've been there. I've only had one beer and a half. I'm like, this is some **** I'm with you on that.
Speaker: going back to paying off somebody's house in the center of what you do. Somebody is clear. Somebody of debt or something like that. Yeah. Yes. I knew Brian. Brian, you got it. Brian, you you want to man love. I can. I can. I can. I love. My debt is cheaper. Yeah. I love. Get it. Jeff. Get it. Jeff. If I cleared my debt, I'm working on it. I'm working on it. I'm giving you permission to to do that on the show. Brian, you own a house or you
Speaker: Well, no, because we're not working on the field. Oh, yeah. Hang on. Hang on. You ain't shit. You ain't shit. You can't. You can't. You can't get out of this. After three and a half hours of game of thorns, last Saturday night, you can't get away from this. No, you can't. Don't even defend him, Jeffrey. Don't even defend him.
Speaker: I am renting a room at my best friend's
Speaker: Tony's on my side right now. That's Tony's on my side right now. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker: No, no, because when I worked in the oil field, when I worked in the oil field, I had to break my lease because I felt it was stupid to spend $750 a month when I'm only home four days a month. God damn, I wish my rent was only $750 a month. So yeah, so I had to break my lease and then I've been living here while during my whole tenure in the oil field.
Speaker: And then now that I've been out, this is like me. Ryan, the main question that makes you a man or a mouse, do you pay rent at your parents? I pay rent at my parents. Yeah, I pay $4 .50 a month. For a room. For a room, yeah. You have no defense of this, Brian. Let that man live, shit. I don't know. Imagine for living. I'm just now.
Speaker: Now I understand a lot. I love you, my little Mexican buddy. He's not Mexican. He is Mexican. He's not Mexican, you fucking racist. He is Mexican. Even with glasses, he's color blind.
Speaker: I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were yellow. Oh, and now you're staring at me because I'm half Asian, half white. So now you're... I'm already on it, Tony. I'm already on it. Yeah. Yes. I made peace. I'm a Twinkie, okay? Thank you very much. You like it when that creep inside you is...
Speaker: That's why you have your mouth stuffed up so much. You wonder why you get all the time in the world talking to the internet. Give me the propeller. Give me the propeller. Yeah, Glick likes coconuts because he likes to milk that splatters when he cracks it.
Speaker: Look, Tony, I put you in the second seat, man. I put you in the second seat tonight. Look, you see where the cameras are? You see where the video is? Look, you're in the number two spot. Just busy. That's the only reason why I'm in the number two spot. Oh, Jeff's not busy. Just busy. Now, Brian, you know, I'm just fucking with you. You know, I got love for you, though. I know.
Speaker: Even though you're Mexican, I still got love for you. I still got, yeah, I still have love for you too, my little chubby little dipshit. Chubby little dipshit. Yeah, my chubby dumbfounded dipshit. Chubby redneck dumbfounded dipshit.
Speaker: That might be the greatest thing you've ever come up with outside of Redneck. I will tell you, I will tell everybody in here, I've done that paying rent for someplace where I was only there for two weeks out of the month and I will see you out in the military. I've been there. Redneck here. There's also a lot of people who have to rebuild their life after they lose a job. There's a lot of people in there. Where the hell was my rent for me at? What?
Speaker: I don't know. Where the hell was my rent for you? Hey, uh, props, by the way, uh, just so you know, uh, I didn't put the offer out there and I was like, Hey, why don't we get a place together? And he ain't trying to live with your ass. Next.
Speaker: You ain't wrong. What the **** you want to talk about? You need him. The grandkids can stay with him. **** you. Go find your own. That's what I told him. That's what I told him. I said, when you're home, the grandkids will be there and hell, if you don't want me there, I'll leave. The grandkids with him while you're running the streets. That's the other thing he's going to do. Don't put my business out there like that Tony. I already **** know what it is.
Speaker: Welcome to the candy shop. I had to just for the record, I had to go see my lawyer early this week and finalize it. So I think we're just waiting on the word to be official and the paper to come through. Then you all may see a new side of me. Tracy Bingham.
Speaker: No. No, I'm just kidding. No, I got you. I got you. That still comes up to me. Really? What about what about I said she doesn't call her back? She hasn't messaged back. Oh, okay. She'll drop a random group message on what she says like the random videos and the pics and the memes and everything like everybody else.
Speaker: should do that, but I don't hear anything else. Oh, okay. I don't, I don't, I never, I never anticipated anything in the first, everybody wanted that to happen. Everybody wanted that shit to happen. So we're waiting for it to happen. So currently, are you, are you, uh, working on your passport? No, because I want it to be official first. Once that, once that's official first, then I work on getting that. That's going to take about six weeks. No, I mean, you get a, you could get your passport lesser than that. No, where, where, how, how?
Speaker: I mean, because like, when I did my past quarter, they told me four to six weeks and I got mine in two and a half. I got mine in two and a half. Yeah, I can get it in a month. I go to the consulate to pay $100. No, it's $140 here. I looked at it last year, it was $140. Remember when we was talking about the last time this year? Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, it's about $140, and it takes about six weeks. Seriously. Well, I got mine in two and a half, and they told me four to six. Good. Because I'm not getting one until it's official. They're not going to see me as a flag race. No. Huh?
Speaker: Let's face the facts about me and you A love unspecified Though I'm proud to call you Chocolate Bear The crowd will always talk and stare I feel exactly those feelings too And that's why I keep them inside Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain And sometimes it's easier to hide And explain our dialogue
Speaker: That's all it is Guy love, he's mine, I'm his There's nothing gay about it in our eyes You ask me about this thing we share And he tenderly replies It's Guy love between two guys
Speaker: Closer than the average man and wife That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and JD You know I'll stick by you for the rest of my life You're the only man who's ever been inside of me Whoa, whoa, I just took out his appendix There's no need to clarify Oh no, just let it grow more and more each day
Speaker: It's like I married my best friend. But in a totally manly way. Let's go. It's gala. Don't compromise the feeling of some other guy holding up your heart into the sky. I'll be there to care through all the love. I don't know how many times I got to tell y 'all stop doing that bullshit with me.
Speaker: I mean outside of the fact that we're both pretty manly and I know you never watched the show scrubs but um um
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker: but the the J .D. and Turk relationship is like you and I. No, it is because I will love a thing. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, it is. It is. Well, when I buy your house and I get. It's nice to say.
Speaker: dear god help me but but Tony but Tony but Tony Tony here's the thing here's the thing and and I say and and not like to the extreme because that was obviously in that television show it was overplayed it yeah it was it was overplayed and over exaggerated but you and I are like that you you won't admit
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I tell motherfuckers. You complete. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not. It's not a game. It's not a game but you won't and you won't admit to the fact that like and you know, like, hey, you know, Glitch got me and it's and it's something sexual or or gay or anything like that but I know Glitch got me but you won't admit to it where I'm on the other side and I'm like, Tony's my boy. Tony's I love that motherfucker like a
Speaker: and you won't admit to it. So that's kind of like where we joke about the the the the comparison when we have to fight motherfuckers together. That's the day we wait. Oh, we don't fight motherfuckers together. I you know, that's the that's the yeah, we've talked about it on it. We've talked about it on this show. We've talked about it on the
Speaker: on another app that we won't mention any names to. And it's going to be a bad day with human hearts, shoulders, shoulders. Everybody's going to be like, man, somebody let they gay all the goddamn time. Man, love is when two motherfuckers play the motherfucker together. That's the closest they'll ever get. Other than that, all these other shit. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Just all my goddamn nerves.
Speaker: Yeah. That's that's that's show. That show was over exaggerated and and everything for the comedic basis of that show. But when when when I compare you and I because like we're both real motherfuckers. We're both real dudes.
Speaker: and you know damn well, if I was down there in your neck of the woods and some shit went down, you and I are going to stay in side by side. If you're up here in my life, people ready to come for me, motherfuckers are going to die and I'm going to end a lot of and that's why I said to these motherfuckers and that's why I said to these motherfuckers Wednesday night because they they're slowly starting to creep up and and and put their two cents into shit and want to call call me out and our friendship
Speaker: and and where you and I stand and everything like that and I had to put them in their **** place. I do all the **** time you get once a month. I know what you're saying on that. I do all the **** time. Yeah, you deal with it once. You don't know how much I deal with it. No, I don't deal with it because they **** know better. I can tell you that there's such a problem. Go up there and say something. Oh, yeah. They're mad because I'm a
Speaker: That's why y 'all motherfuckers put stipulations and and and and Optimatums and all that other bullshit down there. And meanwhile, I'm just hanging out. I'm just here
Speaker: And I want my mans and them. That right there. That right there. I had an idea of something I was going to do the name but I'm going to wait. That right there is right on. I see that look. I see that face. I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait because a couple of.
Speaker: I said it before I'm going to say it again. The things I do for my house. Well,
Speaker: This is only my first glass. I ain't gotta work in the morning. Yeah, let's get it. Let's get let's get two, three, four, four, five more. Let's go on tiktok together. If you really want if you really want to go down.
Speaker: I got seven more beers. I don't need to be up there with you. You you ain't no **** going to go down because I I guarantee there are there are you. Listen, let me tell you something. I'm going to do this right now. There are two mother **** mama papa. If you don't turn and check the **** down. What you going to do? What you going to do? Don't be cool. I can get to Mexico.
Speaker: I don't need a passport to get into Mexico.
Speaker: That's what I said. Get your belt on it. You don't know who I'm talking to right here. He goes to Mexico. We have a passport all the **** time. Yeah, that's what I said. Get your belt for that comment. I don't need a passport. That **** said, I don't need a passport to get to Mexico, Jeffrey. Doors wide open. I know. Yeah, the back doors wide open. Back doors wide open.
Speaker: There are two platforms I do not need to be on with Glick because shit will hit the fan. What are those two platforms? You already know what they are. Hello, I'm the fan. Hello, my name is Glick and I'm the fan. I'm really trying to end this year with... Because all I gotta say about the whole thing is I'm a man of my word.
Speaker: I stepped up. I did one.
Speaker: I didn't say you. I didn't say you wasn't. I didn't say you. Yeah, I didn't say you either. What about you on the **** time? No, I know you didn't. I'm I I I I was the bigger person. I apologize when I wasn't wrong and I left people alone but certain people still want to broadcast on the clock. I want I want to apologize to everybody for keeping it on the clock no more. We ate all the clock. I really do feel another amnesty out
Speaker: I don't know. Y 'all don't. Well, I didn't get invited to the last amnesty hour because they were scared. No, no, no, no, no. I don't invite nobody except for the people who got a problem with me. No. Everybody else just stays in the chat. Stay in the chat. Give me an amnesty hour and I bet you'll be crickets. I've had crickets in my mind. I know. I know. I know you're about to get up in there because nobody has a problem with you.
Speaker: and you still have them in your yard.
Speaker: You Mexican fuck. I don't mind. I don't mind cutting the grass. Not you, Brian. Not you, Brian. You're not a Mexican fuck this time, bro. Mama Glick, ma 'am, I try to keep you out of this because we are actually younger than you. The Mexican fuck I'm referring to. I don't necessarily. Show it up Wednesday night. Who aren't involved in being around. You've only known me a few months, but they're to some of them. I do. Thank you. And I promise you, if I don't promise you anything else, ma 'am, by the time I call you, shit has truly hit the fucking side.
Speaker: That's the greatest respect I will ever get. Did you say Mama Glick's only been around for a few months? As far as the podcast, I leave it in that genre compared to the other shit that we did. No, not even the podcast. Glick, do me a favor. Mama Glick, I'm just saying. No, Mama Glick, Mama, you and Mama Glick go back almost a year now. Mama Glick's right in the back. Keep your Mama out of the drama. Shit! My Mama was all about to smoke.
Speaker: Let him know, mama. Let him know, mama. I can't tell you what it is. You can never ask me about it later, and we're going to hurt some people. Who's God we're going to take?
Speaker: The greatest thing I will ever do for you, ma 'am, I will not call you until I ask you. And by the time I have to, shit has hit the fan. Mama Joe is about to smoke. Pops is about to smoke. I am so serious. By the time I call you, shit has hit the fan. That's the biggest oaf I will give you, ma 'am. That is a clip that I've wanted for so goddamn long. And we needed that clip when smoke's here. Where the fuck is smoke? Where the fuck is smoke? Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you.
Speaker: He was six hours in last week in three and a half of those six hours. He's two jackasses talking about Game of Thrones. I'm just saying. I believe you ma 'am but trust me. I've got a faith. If I can't bail you out, I don't need to put you in that situation. So, by the time I don't need a bail, I want you to know I did not take advantage of the opportunity to support you.
Speaker: That's how I roll. I got plenty still mad at me. And a bunch of them know, by the time I call, bring the fleet. I am the fleet. I was going to say, I don't need to. Jeffrey. I'm not going to do it. Wait, wait, wait. Glick, I'm not going to lie. And that's what it should that I would do. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I'll put you this way. I'll put you by the time I call you. You don't even know. Call me. You don't even know. I ain't no. Jeffrey.
Speaker: As as as the guy who's known me since we were 15 years old It's not me stroking my ego or anything like that. Am I or am I not the fleet? I'm a couple ships
Speaker: No, well, at the end of the day, at the end of the day, if I was good, if something was going to go down and I needed somebody beside me, I'd literally walk up to Chris and be like, dude, let's go. We're going to us. Yes, I got that point. He would pull a Jeremy Renner. He would pull. I need your help. I can't tell you what it is. You can never ask me about it later and we're going to hurt some people. Whose guy are we going to take?
Speaker: Let me jump in on this. For those of you who don't understand, you all don't realize how many of us have actually been in that situation. When you watch Bad Boys and they tell the two dudes who were partners on the job that they had beef with, that they need to help, shit's about to get real, people probably gonna die and they was like, let's go. That's what men do. We would shoot the shit all day. By the time I listen,
Speaker: I don't know what to do. Somebody fucking my kids. Who and where and how long has it been? Matter of fact, you go to work and we'll call you later. That was like the one thing I liked about that bad boy scene. He's like, hey, you got the stupid look in your face. I want in.
Speaker: Yes. Yeah. Yeah. He said, he said, yeah, you got the stupid look on your face. I want in. Yeah. No, the bad boy, the bad boys too. When, when, when, when, uh, when, uh, uh, fucking Martin and, uh, fresh Prince were in the room together. And my man said, we ride together. We ride together. We die together.
Speaker: That shit, that shit hit me because that's, that's, that's, that's me. Like I'm not doing that. I've already been there. Y 'all don't, I've been drinking. Spoiler alert. I've been drinking. Y 'all had one drink. I was going to say, I drink once a week. Wait, wait, wait, wait, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. I'm on my 13th beer. That's a problem motherfucker.
Speaker: 16 by now. No, but, but, but you saw this about, about one of the greatest lines in any movie when it shows somebody that you're, you're their boy, or they're your boy. There's a movie called Lightning Jack with, with, and Paul Hogan.
Speaker: Paul Hogan makes fun of him, picks on him. He says, hey, if you're a ride with me, I'm going to come up a lot more things to make fun of you, but nobody else will. And that's basically how we are. We can pick on each other all day long, but nobody else can because they're not in that inner circle where they can play games like that. Yeah, the boundaries.
Speaker: limitations and stuff like that. Y 'all don't know. Y 'all don't know. This is the reason why family members and friends don't hang on me anymore. I'm reckless. I'm not even going to sneak you with it. I've actually scared people with bad reputations. When I heard they had a problem, I would walk up to them in front of their place and be like, oh, I heard there's a situation in this talk. And they were actually surprised that I can't imagine what they had. They were like, this motherfucker's crazy. Yes, I am.
Speaker: There was an amazing guy that doesn't have a point where he would like to stop giving a fuck and throw it all in the line. Be careful who you fucker with out here in the world, ladies and gentlemen. Seriously. Let me introduce you. What Tony just said, let me introduce you. It's not even about weapons. It's about having the heart because I'm not yelling, got no heart without weapons of support. It's when we got bitches. Let me what Tony, what Tony just said is basically, let me introduce you to my friend.
Speaker: I'm sorry. I ain't even calling him. I ain't even calling him yet. Y 'all heard him, right? He ain't even calling me yet. And on to that point, a friend of mine on one of my TikTok video. I love this dude. This is a good dude. A brother of mine. He was like, all I ever see is you sitting down. And I forget that you're a big ass dude. You're like a pagan Norse Hulk. OK, pagan yes, Hulk no.
Speaker: Brian, I will slap the shit out of your three foot tall Mexican. Calm down, Mexican. You might pull a hammy. I'm going to give you a complex.
Speaker: Everything he puts on social media is going to end with hashtag. I'm not fucking Mexican click Hashtag my chubby dumbfounded dipshit Yeah, dumbfounded dipshit Brian Brian is my pollutely homeless homie
Speaker: politically homeless. That's how he defines himself. How are you homeless, Brian? Because he got shit to talk about the Democrats, but he's not a Republican. I want you to explain that shit. I don't know. He's talking about Republicans, too. When? No, he's not. He's not politically homeless. He's like me. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Apolitical. When? No, he's like me. He's in the middle of the fence hanging out drinking beers.
Speaker: Yeah. Brian and I hang out in the middle of the fence drinking beers or drinking some fancy bourbon because I know he likes his fancy, uh, liquors.
Speaker: And and and and we're we're smoking ribs and shit together. Wait, wait, wait. Six foot three 350. No, that's not that's not Hulk. That's Chunk. I am not 350. Jesus Christ. That's that's. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Speaker: He's not. I'm not. And he can say that. I am golden delicious. And he can say that because he has two daughters that are half Mexican. Go ahead. What are they? Hold that in your head. For the record, Papa Glick. He's Asian, honestly. No, he really is Asian. He really is Asian. I'm six two. I'm not thirty -fifty. I'm like two eighty two ninety. I am six two two thirty -five. But thank you for the uh. I'm six two two thirty -five when I'm in the gym. Whoa.
Speaker: Okay, okay, okay. I have never been 350 in my life. The biggest I've ever been is 320. I am 6 '2, 235. Okay, okay, okay. I'm both probably at 250 when I was working out. Okay, I have a question to ask you guys. How do Mexicans cut their pizza? I'm not doing this with you. Jeffrey. Lido Caesars. I am, I am,
Speaker: Okay. All right. Okay. I have another question.
Speaker: You're muted. Oh, okay. There you go. All right. I've got a question for you. How about Joe said I was guessing the weight and you said 350. That was your guess was 350. That was your guess was 350. Really? He's pretty comfortable in that truck. And you got truck styles everywhere. You big, burly, grizzly bear you. You big, burly say as much. I'm about 280 to 290. I had a friend of mine tell me that they didn't expect me to be as
Speaker: big as I was. Oh, I'm cornered as a motherfucker. All right. Well, I have another question. Okay. What do you call a fat cheek?
Speaker: Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony.
Speaker: No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
Speaker: Yeah, and then I'm only utilizing half of my privilege
Speaker: I'll be trying, I'll be trying. All right, I got to drop down. I'm going to start getting tired some. Gentlemen. Yeah, wait, wait. See, like, when they don't believe... Hold on, before you go, Tony. Before you... Wait. Let's... Well, Jeff can play whatever... Tony, before you go, I have that clip. It's processing right now. Give me one second. No, I mean, like... She said I'm...
Speaker: I'll probably make up a lot more funny jokes like that about you. But if you ride with me, nobody else will. OK, Jeff, I've been drinking. Let me go and tell you something. I'm much a little modest this line. Do you know exactly what they call it? You had one drink. I didn't even see the clip. You had one drink. You're a fucking alcoholic. That's the difference. That's the difference.
Speaker: Hey, welcome to nonsensical nonsense episode two on one and and Tony's been on the show for well over 100 episodes and he just now realizes that I'm an alcoholic. All you did was show what the title is. This is why you have no friends.
Speaker: Tony, is this your first episode? Jesus Christ. Tony was like, I was born at night, and yes, it was last night. No, it wasn't. There's a lot to the eclipse, isn't there? I told myself when my AirPods died, I'm getting the hell off of you. So my AirPods died. You know what? I think it's a good point to wrap the show up for the night. Don't you have 14 minutes? We've had fun.
Speaker: Huh? Huh? What? Yes. I have four more to drink. I'm going to go drink them on TikTok. I got like four more beers to drink. I'm going to drink them on TikTok. I have 30 more minutes. Yes, I am, honestly. I did just get off of work and pop up in here, honestly. So no disrespect to anybody out there, but I'm not going to play with my fatigue. No. Yeah, no, I'm going to. No, it's probably, I mean, we're four and.
Speaker: four and a half hours into a three hour show. No, we can't hear you. Nope. So, you're cutting in and out. You're cutting in and out. Uh but before Tony leaves, let's go and let's go ahead and wrap this show up. I am. I'm actually going to go. Thank you, Jeff. Thank you. Nope. Now, you're gone. Am I? Okay. So, uh, no, yeah, we've had fun tonight.
Speaker: Go ahead, wrap it up, sir. Now that you're frozen. Just like his game. We've been all over the place tonight. Jesus Christ. We've been all over the place tonight. It's been a Saturday night.
Speaker: whatever it is what it is. Uh no, it's it's it's uh it's been a long time since we've had a Saturday night like this. Uh we do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. Um I'm gonna I'm gonna end it. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna end this broadcast and I'm gonna go get on Tiktok. Oh, click underscore talk. I'm gonna go. I got four more beers to drink. Well, maybe I'm gonna go on Tiktok. I don't know. We'll see. I think I might finish this bottle tonight.
Speaker: I'm going to come and hang out with me on TikTok. You talk about you drank 14 beers. Drink some real shit. That little fucking quarter bottle of crown that you had does not equal money. This shit has more alcohol than a fucking beer. I have not had 14 beers. I've had 20 beers tonight. 20. 20.
Speaker: Hey, Tony D, what would happen if I gave you 20 beers? I hate to be the bird. It would last me a month. Tony, I hate to be the bird. No, if I maybe, if you drank 20 beers in weeks, I'm sorry. In weeks? In a single setting? If you drank 20 beers in three hours, what would happen to you? I'd probably throw it up sick in the hospital. All right. Really? Enough said. Well, I'm working on this. Enough said.
Speaker: If you drink an entire case of beer in a three hour podcast, come and talk to me about your I don't want to. I don't want to. Yes, it is. I keep my tolerance low to save money and and and here's the thing. Oh, my tolerance is very high. Here's the thing. I know this motherfucker.
Speaker: And if you and I was out, if you and I was out and I drank 20 beers in three hours. Yes. And if you and I was out and I drank 20 beers in three hours or four hours. Easy Brian. Damn. And somebody stepped up to you. I'd be the first motherfucker to jack their shit. And not even think about it.
Speaker: The crazy part is if I was that drunk, I wouldn't even hit him. I would just put him in the movie. Oh, I'm not even drunk. That's not even the thing. I'm not. Listen to you. Sorry. No, the way I speak in the way I feel. Jack him. No, I didn't say I would Jack him in the jaw. Jack. I don't drink liquor.
Speaker: like like like pops will talk like pops will talk **** to me because him and I will drink a bottle of water back there. Yes, he does in his room. You haven't drank a single. I don't like the name of that bottle **** that **** pops and pops and I will drink like one night pops and I drank two bottles of
Speaker: and he was trying to talk shit to me. And I was like, you do realize I drank like 20 beers before I came upstairs and drank two bottles of bourbon with you, right? It's too much though. We gotta stop this shit. I'm living shit. Pop said 20 beers would last me a year until Chris showed up. Yeah. I see you, Brian. Jeff, that's some dangerous shit, Jeff. You want me to show you guys empty boxes of beer?
Speaker: The sweet off is a weak block. Really? No, it is very cheap. No, the last time, the last time. Yeah. Yeah. The last time pops is that all you're doing is showing that you're a pussy, Brian, and you just buy liquor just to buy liquor. I'm just saying.
Speaker: You're just buying them for show. Honestly, honestly, honestly, you see this bag, ladies and gentlemen? Let me show you the family. Let me show you the family. What was the last time you drank, Joe? You only drank when that dumb ass is around? Unbelievable.
Speaker: No, so let's go ahead and hit that I'm gonna go get on tick -tock actually I got a few more beers today I'm gonna get on tick -tock
Speaker: I'm going to act a fool. Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate y 'all hanging out. We appreciate y 'all listening. It's been a wild night. We were done with an hour and almost two hours over. Hopefully you enjoyed the show. With that being said, it's Saturday night and Saturday only comes to a close. So who wants to drink it with me?
Speaker: I mean, you saw what I have. You want to come drink it? It's because you robbed a liquor store. Let's do it. Anywho, we appreciate y 'all. We appreciate y 'all hanging out.
Speaker: Blacktop mojo day in the show go check out where we stream music and on all social media at blacktop mojo should have got some love Check out the tour schedule. They may be coming to a town near you and if they are go see them. That's awesome And let me know we sent you ladies and gentlemen, we present you wicked
Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red She waits for prayers into the wind and she commutes with the dead
Speaker: I'm all over the sky Take this back and find I wanna live forever
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good.
Speaker: no man like something sharp something like I can stab defend myself with I've got some sharp titter combos over there it's kind of like a rich cracker pregnant with a cheese baby with a cheese baby all right well let me just take one of these lighters and I'm gonna borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well yeah bathroom key all right I got your bathroom key right
Speaker: There make sure you bring that back and that'll be 1362 and I'm gonna have to have exact same so we're in a coin shortage at the moment Whatever man, okay stats I'm sorry
Speaker: In the sky, take this back behind I wanna live forever Now, spirit in the earth, give me a number Make me a diamond on you
Speaker: Oh, shit, Chuck. Oh, shit, Chuck. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Speaker: I'm all alone in the sky Take this sacrifice I want to live forever And now Spirit in the earth Give me all of us Make me a guideline
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Speaker: Yeah, it's been a it's been a hot minute since uh we've kind of uh I get that reference. I love it. Yeah. You saw the look that Tony did. I don't get it but it is one of the minutes. Yeah. It's full of the show for y 'all. Oh, yeah. It's the macho.
Speaker: Hey, let him do some talking. Well, here's the macho Glick Let me tell you something brother When the macho comes to town, oh, yeah, I
Speaker: They're doing a show tonight and I forgot all about it. Who's doing a show tonight? The Hodge twins. They're here in Houston. Yeah, they're here. Oh, I love the Hodge twins. I completely, I completely forgot about it. Like, I was going to buy tickets. Yeah, that's where that damn good show comes from. Every episode too. It's only like, each episode is like five minutes. We got a new show for you all. We got a damn new show. A damn good show. Well, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker: all good things have to come to an end. Yes, and sadly. Mama Joe said, oh my God, you guys. And when all good things come to an end, you have to say goodbye. How do we say goodbye?
Speaker: Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey, what would you say if you were saying goodbye to the peoples? Say goodbye to yesterday. Oh, sorry. Say goodbye to the peoples. Goodbye, farewell, la vida vida say.
Speaker: eternity. One time. Let these motherfuckers know. What happened to you? Look at them. Mother had you. Mother made you. Motherfucker. Yes, sir. Yeah, there. Now, where's the mic? The big dog. AKA, home school mic. He say,
Speaker: I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did do them like that. Hey, my man is high pitched voice too. Yeah. Yeah. Just like that. My man Smoke AKA Judas AKA Lando. No. Yeah. He hurt my soul tonight. He really did. He hurt my soul tonight. He **** me up.
Speaker: I like I don't know how to feel about the whole situation but my man smoke would let y 'all know put that in your pipe and smoke it and in the words of yours truly the goat your father was said happy trails the true champ be good and one another no no no no no no no no no be good or be good at it goodbye motherfuckers it's a button
Speaker: the box.
