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Ep.1 We Killed The First Episode
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Grub, Newt, and Deadmeat get together for the "first" time to record a podcast. What ensues is an unfortunate amount of screaming and dick print talk.
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but Please, for the love of God, do not collapse. I will kill myself, okay? Alright. ah Pilot episode redo.
00:00:14
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don't know how that little thing came up on the top that said actual recording is higher quality. I know. like you Maybe won't sound like shit when it's uploaded.
00:00:28
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Um... I see my little... My little box is, like, highlighted purple. Can y'all still hear stuff?
00:00:37
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A little bit. It's more just, like, white noise.
00:00:41
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I... Maybe I can adjust that a little bit.
00:00:47
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What is the white noise coming from? Probably the dang ceiling fan. Turn it the fuck off. But I'm gonna get hot. don't give a shit.
00:01:00
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Alright, give me one second. The fuck? What do you think this is? Hey, I turned off the ceiling fan, but y'all might still get some white noise.
00:01:12
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Are you getting white noise from my microphone? Because I see it lighting up even after I stop talking.
00:01:18
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No. Okay. wait it might That white noise might be coming from you, Joop. No, it's... Wait, everybody shut up. Everybody shut up.
00:01:30
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I do hear some white noise, but I don't know what it's from. because Yeah, I don't know what it's from either, because I don't see any of our microphones lighting up. Even when nobody's mic- at Bro, Riverside comes with free white noise. Wait, everybody mute themselves real quick. Hold on.
00:01:46
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Where the hell is that coming from? It was from- As soon as Gerb unmuted, the white noise came back. Okay, is it from me? How is it from me? don't know. Maybe that fat-ass cat behind you is- It went away.
00:02:01
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freaking causing something ah black hole in in the universe with its size. When I muted my mic, the dang white noise went away for you, but when you muted it, it went away for me.
00:02:16
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It might be the program. and It might just come with free white noise.
00:02:24
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And then, you know. I have echo cancellation off. That might be... well We're recording, so you can't change that. Why
00:02:34
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would you ever turn that setting off? If I mute myself, I still hear it.
00:02:44
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Mute. Mute yourself.
00:02:48
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Mute your... It's definitely new. It's definitely new. No, it's definitely yes yeahly you. do the mute Mute yourself.
00:02:58
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Yeah, it's gone now. Okay, so what's what's going on is that you and I have a ridiculous amount of white noise and we're just hearing each other's white noise. Wow.
00:03:11
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I could have pointed that out. Both of you have white noise.
00:03:18
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Riverside said that the freaking the actual recording is higher quality so maybe they cut out the white noise. Maybe. I fucking hope so, dude. It's free-write noise to help us think.
00:03:34
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to To stop the screaming in our brains. Noise reduction!
00:03:41
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Reduce ambient. Wait, hold on a second. Noise reduction. Wait, where did that go? Noise reduction. Noise reduction. Air conditioners.
00:04:08
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I'm upset. I miss my white noise. Fuck you. Shut the hell up. Riverside was kind enough to offer that free white noise and you told me to shut the hell up. That good, good white noise. No, no. I can't. I can't do it. Spent five minutes trying to figure that out. Oh my god.
00:04:32
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really Alright, we're all here without the fucking white noise. Without the white noise. You sound like a robot to me. I'm sure the recording's probably better, but this thing works on Discord.
00:04:47
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The recording records us all separately, okay? It's not like we're recording a Discord call. You guys sound just fine to me.
00:04:58
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Well, thanks. You sound fine. Okay, then that it's a new problem. um That's okay.
00:05:07
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I love how all of our are one word. It's just a box. D and then U and then mine's N.
00:05:22
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And you know what? That makes me think.
00:05:27
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o Drew, the monkeys. The monkeys that your mom drew. yeah Put it as a background for each of us. I don't think I can. You bastard.
00:05:38
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We don't want to use this. Can we each get a little profile picture with the monkey? Absolutely. I will send you guys... I don't know if we can do it on a Riverside, but I will send you guys screencaps of the monkeys so that you can just use them. I have the Asian monkey, right?
00:05:53
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We might have to do it separately, I guess, like on our own profile. Dude, we gotta make all of our Instagram profiles the monkey.
00:06:03
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We're changing our whole life to conform to the podcast. Yeah, that's it. We're doing it. ah actually I'll send you monkey files.
00:06:14
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I mean, my shit like... Monkey files sounds like a very disturbed person. yeah Sounds like a conspiracy channel. Monkeyphilia. That's Demi right there.
00:06:26
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No, whatever, dog. Hell no. I may like monkey memes, but you're the one that had that idea, you freakass.
00:06:36
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You called me orangutan earlier. you haven't seen those orangutan eating ASMR videos? The what? I'll have to send it to you. It's fantastic.
00:06:57
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They're just munching away on snacks, dude. They're just sitting at a table with a microphone by them. They're just munching away. um One of them flips over the table and falls out of the chair and all you hear is just like a loud just...
00:07:12
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That's all you hear. You see his body disappear off the camera as he falls and you just hear the loudest thump, dude. Oh my
00:07:21
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I am like crying right now. my god. It's a good time, dude. ah Monkeys make fantastic meme templates.
00:07:36
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Alright, well, I'm going to mute whenever I'm chewing, so I'll try to finish this. It's fine. Chew on the podcast. Who cares? don't think it'll pick it up. I don't think it'll pick it up.
00:07:46
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So, alright. You guys ready to do this? Yes. That's what she said. We're to have intro music. Newt, we're waiting for you on that intro music. Oh, yeah. I forgot I need to make intro music.
00:07:58
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That's what thought. That's what I fucking thought. Just play us little a little ah ditty right now. Just a little... and run loie My guitar in the other room. Son of a bitch.
00:08:11
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Okay. So should we do the standard intro I was talking about last time? Or how do you guys want to do an intro?
00:08:19
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Thanks. I'm so glad your participation. I'm leaving that silence in. I'm leaving that silence in. Can we leave this all this in of what we've just been talking about this second recording? I'm leaving all of it in. Don't worry.
00:08:32
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That's the intro. That's the intro. We need some kind of intro. We need have intro. I'm just going to... Dude, I'm going to bust one out real quick, and then if you guys hate it, shut up. Okay? Alright.
00:08:44
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Alright. Alright. Music will happen. welcome welcome to the unannoyable podcast a podcast where we try to annoy each other as much as possible i am your host grub alongside my co-hosts newt and dead meat say hi sup hello i almost i i had to like pause for a second because i almost said my first name instead of grub
00:09:15
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i I'm your host.
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I'm your host.
00:09:28
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Don't worry. Anybody listening to this is going to know what my first name is anyways. but The singular person that may be listening to this. My mom. Oh yeah. Okay, anyways. Hi, Grub's mom.
00:09:44
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hey Hey, Mrs. Mom Grub. Grub mom? Miss sc Grub? Wait, no, that's kind of Grub too, though. Mama Grub? what is ah What is an adult Grub?
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ah Just a regular bug, I think. I think it's just a Grub. Grubs don't, like, turn into butterflies or anything like that? No, those are caterpillars.
00:10:07
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you um You already got the first word you actually have to censor now. Thanks. yeah
00:10:22
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I want, I want our sensors to be like that bass boosted. So leave like the first part of the word in. So all you hear is just the and then the bass. So people know what,
00:10:34
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we're saying oh yeah so people get so people know what we're saying dude i look up grub and it's just it's like
00:10:43
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and i just look up grub and it's all like kill them kill them chemicals i guess they're pests i guess didn't know that get your ass out of here yes Okay. Alright. What is an actual grub? Hang on. We'll call her mom mama grub.
00:11:07
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Mama grub? Or what's what's mom in Japanese? Okasan? I feel like your weeb ass would know that. No, I don't. Really? I'm not Japanese, no.
00:11:18
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But you're a weeb. Yeah, so that doesn't mean I know the language. But you don't know Okasan? Alright, you know what?
00:11:30
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I do know the word now that I hear it, but I'm not just going to automatically think of it. Okay, anyways. Grubs are the larval or immature form of certain beetle species. Yeah, it's a beetle.
00:11:46
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Mama beetle! What was that? What was that?
00:11:55
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Just the way you said it was dumb. Shut the fuck up. It was your idea! Was it? think that one was a Meadles.
00:12:07
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What? The podcast idea? No! Calling... calling what To call my mom. i just i was just going to call her Mama Grub. But an adult Grub is a beetle.
00:12:20
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you're You're thinking too deep into it. Well, okay. But I'm a mom, so you can't just call her Mama Grub. Didn't ask. You were just up at Grub right now. You know what, loser? I think it makes sense.
00:12:35
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Because, you know, you have Grub, and then yeah we have Baby Grub and Mama Grub. Exactly.
00:12:42
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This is a two-to-one vote. Grubhub, which is just Kenneth. Which is just... which which is just
00:12:53
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don't worry I don't care. I'm not editing that out. Suck it, Shannon.
00:13:03
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Anyways. Anyways. Anyways. Podcasting. We're supposed to be podcasting. This is what we have for for like the first five minutes. first ten It's been almost ten minutes. Jack shit. And that's okay.
00:13:15
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So anyways. I think since we don't have a format. I figured that we just like come up with topics and bring them and then talk about them. And then we just, you know, riff off of that, whatever, for now.
00:13:30
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Until we figure out like an actual format that makes sense. So does anybody have any topics? Because if you don't, I have some. What are your topics? Okay. Well, i I just wrote an essay on intercultural communications.
00:13:45
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I'm sure that would be really interesting. Man, shut the hell up. Get him out of the podcast right now.
00:13:54
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i'm going to hit end session for all right now.
00:13:59
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Wow, this is a nice redo of the pilot episode. Honestly, it's so much better because the first episode is just us constantly talking over each other. Newt.
00:14:12
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Newt. I'm sorry.
00:14:18
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Yel's audio takes a long time to get to my region.
00:14:23
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ah You want to say where he lives again, Deadmeat? You want to say where he lives again? No. Do I have to sleep it out? have to sleep it out?
00:14:35
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Alright, anyways. The first, I have a couple written down. I have three that I just like randomly thought of. it i It's just to give you guys an idea of what I'm talking about when I say topic, okay? Okay.
00:14:47
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um So my first one here, it's a question. Well, they're all questions, but this one says, what is the bravest thing you've eaten?
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We're talking food here, right? My guy. My guy. um I've eaten rabbits before. if it If it went in your mouth and you swallowed it, that counts as Eden.
00:15:14
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that Don't talk about that, you freakass. I already know what you you would be saying. I'm not saying that. That's not brave. That's not brave.
00:15:27
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You know what? You rabbit? Rabbit is such an American experience. That's the bravest thing you've eaten. Rabbit is such an American experience. What? What? Restaurants generally don't serve rabbit.
00:15:39
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we You go camping, and then you get a freaking firearm and blow a hole in its side. Alright? Except we didn't do that. We had a slingshot, so we just... metal You just killed him with a small rock. There's a butcher shop near where I live, and they sell rabbit.
00:16:00
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Really? But I do live in the south, so... Interesting. Yeah, no, they... They don't taste bad. they they taste They taste similar to chicken, which is that stupid saying. Tastes like chicken.
00:16:13
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it They kind of do. Just a little bit different. Everything does, going to be honest. yeah I was going to say I've lived in six states in the U.S. and the I've never eaten rabbit before.
00:16:27
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what Okay, well so you'd say that's the bravest thing you've eaten?
00:16:33
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Yeah...
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Um, I'd say so, probably off the top of my head that I can think.
00:16:45
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Very vanilla. Very vanilla. All right. Compared to other people in the States, all these normal ass people. Yeah, they people probably haven't.
00:16:57
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I mean, I haven't eaten rabbits. We ate rabbit that we killed ourselves. We skinned and just cooked right at the spot. guess that's typically how people eat rabbit. That's how you come upon it.
00:17:09
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Kill yourself. Okay. All right. Another censor for the podcast. Newt? Um, the two, I mean, i don't think this is particularly brave cause it was like at a restaurant, but the two things that instantly came to mind were chicken heart and cow intestine at Korean barbecue.
00:17:31
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Um, the, the chicken heart was really squishy and it I didn't like it. It looked like a little heart and it made me sad. And, um, and I didn't mean squishy. I meant chewy, like really like tough.
00:17:46
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Um, And then the ah but then cow intestine was just stinky. it tasted It smelled like poop because that's where the poop is in the cow. um and One of our friends wanted to try it. He's like, come on, guys, we got to try it. And we're all like, no we don't.
00:18:04
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and then And that restaurant charges a fee if you leave like food on the table. So he had to we all tried one bite, and then he had to eat all of it himself.
00:18:18
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that's That's sabotaging yourself, though. like Did he like it? ah i mean, he liked it more than we did, but I don't think he enjoyed eating it all.
00:18:30
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ah whole thing Yeah, he didn't. He's a brave guy. His nickname is Roach. Not the same Roach you guys know from the Discord. Roach. Roach.
00:18:42
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Somehow it's fitting, I guess. Yeah, great guy. Shout out, Roach. Shout out to my boy, Roach. um
00:18:53
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i don't I didn't even think about this question when I wrote it down. Oh my hell. Well, here's the thing, right? Because i'm I'm Japanese, right? So I eat so some of the things I eat are a little bit different, like natto and stuff like that.
00:19:08
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But that's normal for like an entire country. Have you tried natto, Newt?
00:19:14
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ah What is that? Those are the fermented beans, right? Yeah, fermented soybeans. They're sticky. They go on rice. I took one look at that stuff and it was just a no.
00:19:27
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It smells like a bucket of dirty socks, going to be honest. but It tastes so good. if you If you present anything to me and say, hey, eat this, and I'm like, what is it And you go, it's a fermented anything. i will say no. It's anti-kombucha. Dude, the way it looks. Definitely.
00:19:46
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I can't handle, i can't i can't really do anything that like is like a squishy, slimy texture. It's so slimy. Yeah. so chibo won't as soon as that As soon as that hits my tongue, I'm going to start gagging.
00:20:01
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I literally, because I'm Japanese, so I was raised on it, right? I've never met anybody who wasn't raised on it that's willing to eat more than one bite. So, like, I was raised on it, and I raised my daughter on it, but obviously Kenneth wasn't, and he doesn't eat it. And any other people that I know that are, like, weeaboos or love Japan or go to Japan every year, they've tried it and they do not like it.
00:20:28
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I think you have to be raised on it.
00:20:31
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and that means how to tell How to tell you're eating something freaking weird. you You have to it. around you chooses to eat it. You have to be indoctrinated from birth to eat it.
00:20:46
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so I wouldn't say it's brave. I think outside of that, the only brave thing I've eaten is frog legs. I went a Chinese buffet in Orlando and they were serving frog legs and I was like, fuck it.
00:21:01
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Orlando is definitely a place to serve frog legs. Tastes like chicken. gonna be honest with you. It just tastes like little chicken like so Little chicken like fucking drumsticks, dude.
00:21:14
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Yeah, it checks out. That did give me food poisoning.
00:21:19
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I'm not used to eating amphibian. Well, i I'm safe. People generally don't eat van amphibian.
00:21:28
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and Hey, dead meat, what a what kind of meat is is the dead? Is you? Is me? She. I'll give myself a nice Kobe a wagyu. Cow.
00:21:42
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Cow. Hey,
00:21:46
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hey you know what? yeah That's high quality beef right there. Exactly. the i I'm a high quality guy. The cows in Japan that they just massage to make wagyu beef. Bro, those cows are living.
00:22:04
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and they're like I want to be a Wagyu cow dude I don't care how short my life is ah dude I got a I got a homie Sorry we just glossed over those ah that was a good Nevermind It's okay keep going I got a I got a homie over here who Who does a lot of cooking And he made this Wagyu based mac and cheese And it it was a really freaking good Why don't you do that to Wagyu? I hold the belief that Wagyu should be eaten pure with only a little bit of salt on it. And if you're going to mix beef into something, it should just be a cheaper meat.
00:22:46
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Unless it's like American Wagyu where it's just like some well tainted version of a good meat then. yeah Well, see, that's the thing. You could take you could like tell the difference. like You taste it and you're like, man, this is some high quality mac and cheese. yeah You know, I'm Japanese. I've never eaten Wagyu before.
00:23:04
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Have you never had American Wagyu? I've never had any Wagyu. Really? I've never wanted to afford it. So, I've never had it. I have it at Costco. Well, okay.
00:23:18
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Let me get a look at that Costco Wagyu. Go ahead, Amito. um I was going to say, um I bought a $65 Wagyu
00:23:33
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american wagyu steak it was huge this bitch was thick and i accidentally overcooked it oh my god that's the worst i know i i accidentally you're supposed to like barely cook those bitches i it was on the more of like the medium well sort of end and i was trying to get medium rare but it was still really good though it was still like really juicy and like really rich but i was just like son of a bitch dude you know what i should just buy one of those walmart waggis right up get the hell out of walmart no walmart ass me as hell no walmart i got i got the bubble guts after eating a freaking a walmart rotisserie chicken never again maybe that's a skill issue what
00:24:25
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were you gonna say new i forgot Son of a bitch. Oh, no, i was going to say, doesn't it doesn't the cow have to be raised in Japan for them to like call it wagyu? Isn't it like how you can only make scotch like in Scotland and, you know, among other things?
00:24:46
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Yeah, you like you you can make it here. But it has to be with the same wagyu cows. But it's it's like they don't have to tell the truth.
00:24:58
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Well, I mean, i feel like you kind of legally... i don't know. i mean, I'm sure nobody cares. Not if you're calling it Wagyu. If, like, the nutrition facts you do, but I'm pretty sure you could just call anything Wagyu. And as long as it has a lot of marbling, no one's going to say anything.
00:25:15
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Dang.
00:25:18
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Wagyu should be relatively cheaper over there than it is here. i don't know our know. I'll shop around let you guys know. Cool.
00:25:29
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Okay, alright. I have another... Wait. Anyways, moving on. wait I was going to say um that Wagyu mac and cheese that your homie made, that sounds like some southern Thanksgiving meal. That's definitely like some some home-brewed shit from like a southern family. And I don't want to say the demographic of what it sounds like, but it sounds hey yo it sounds a little on the more...
00:25:56
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yeah the the more melanated side i could say he like it sounds like it would be that he's like a he's like a vampire he's a ginger dude from florida it's either like a thing or it's like a white guy who watches tiktok all day long you know what i'm saying yeah Okay, that's all I had to say. Okay. okay So my next topic, it's a question, month but it's what? What is it?
00:26:30
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Nothing.
00:26:34
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It's a question. it's It's like a... Okay, anyways. Is salsa a salad? What?
00:26:46
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No, next question. Is salsa a salad? yeah No. But it has it has chopped up vegetables that are put into a bowl together.
00:27:02
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Right? Like a fruit salad. That's a dumbass question. Move on.
00:27:10
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No, no. Pasta is not pasta. Salsa is a salad. you are e***ing right now. That's that's another... but and another bass boost let mark that real quick yeah sorry who was really passionate about yeah i could just hear that you would be spicy tomato salad i think a salad is just leaves with croutons and um'm a little shaved shit in it in a bowl and that's it
00:27:42
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okay and Let me do some Googling. like Think about like chicken salad or potato salad. you know
00:27:52
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Newt's Googling. what is he What are you Googling? Is salsa a salad? Define salad.
00:28:02
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I don't know. I feel like i feel like like things like potato salad Oh, like notional salads, right? Like we just call it that. It's like a nickname.
00:28:15
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um This is a cold dish of various mixtures of raw or cooked vegetables, usually seasoned with oil, vinegar. ah bleep that. Or other dressings, sometimes accompanied by meat and fish or other ingredients. Dude, I was like, bleep what?
00:28:36
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hey they can cut up anything make me say anything um i mean so i guess i guess if you take just that ingredient raw mixtures of raw cooked vegetables the raw or cooked vegetables i said raw cooked vegetables wouldn't eat um if you just take it by that definition then yeah but no No. this is like ah It's like a... What I'm getting at here is kind of like a cannoli argument.
00:29:06
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You know I'm saying? Like, is a hot dog a cannoli? hot dogs suck ass or is it i fucking love i fucking love hot dogs there will be no hot dog slander of course of course no hot dog slander dude i consider myself a food snob i like good food because i was raised on good food but i fucking love hot dogs it will not slander hot dogs nasty you're like i love good food but i am from there is floridian in me there is one thing i will be a freak about and that is a hot dog i have seen i have eaten six hot dogs in one setting though holy shit i fucking love hot dogs i don't care how fucking fake that shit is bratwursts are so much better
00:29:58
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I don't like bratwurst. I mean, I like bratwurst if it's like chopped up and like put into something. But if you put bratwurst in a hot dog bun and try to serve that shit to me as a hot dog, I will shove it up your fucking ass.
00:30:10
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I swear to God. I think you're just afraid of things that just taste better than hot dogs. Man, shut up. You should be afraid of like literally everything. I like good food.
00:30:22
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But hot dogs are a special niche. ah special niche Is it like a comfort food? I don't know because there's a lot of things that I don't like. Like any kind of canned meat.
00:30:34
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Any. Any canned meat. Spam, Vienna sausage, canned chili, meat. Spam doesn't make sense. Isn't that a common Japanese ingredient?
00:30:44
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Bro, just because you're Japanese doesn't mean you have to like spam. Well, first of all, no. Wait, that doesn't make any sense. Spam musubi is a Hawaiian thing, not a Japanese thing. Oh, okay. That's what you're talking about, spam musubi. Because that's the only context I've seen where it might be like kind of Japanese, where they put spam in like a rice ball, essentially. That's the Hawaiian thing.
00:31:07
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I guess I'm just a little bit racist, sorry. Yeah.
00:31:13
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Hey, it's two islands in the Pacific, man. You're not that far off. Yeah, they're basically the same. The amount of Japanese people that are in Hawaii, it is like the number one Japanese vacation destination. i know where I'm going next.
00:31:26
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like like i know They don't have any goth bars in ha in Hawaii. son of ah My mom worked at the airport as an interpreter. Like that was literally her job was talk to Japanese people at the airport because there are so many Japanese people at the airport in Hawaii.
00:31:45
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That's a pretty cool job. but That's probably the only state they should visit. That's actually a decent looking state. It's probably going the only state they should visit. they Come to the streets. Yeah. I never see no Japanese. ah ah never see any Japanese ah tourists anywhere else.
00:32:04
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Maybe in California. Yeah, I was going to say it's probably either going to be California or New York, which is the slums of America, pretty much. is not the slums of America?
00:32:17
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Don't say Colorado. Hey, I wasn't going to say Colorado, but we have we have at least some decent freaking places to visit, all right? I mean, Colorado's not slummy.
00:32:28
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Oh, Denver and Aurora is. Well, yeah, any the big cities here are all gross, but... Oh, yeah, but outside of that, its there it it's not that bad. Like, who the hell wants to fly to New York just to see some old-ass statue and then just be like, wow.
00:32:44
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feel like people fly to New York to see, like, Times Square. What statue are you talking about? Statue Liberty! What statue's in New York, Lou? I forgot. I forgot.
00:32:55
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I forgot. I forgot.
00:33:01
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okay That or eating like or eating like New York pizza, like some overpriced garbage. Yuck. Yuck. Yeah, honestly, they make better pizza in other places. Maybe like 20 years ago, you would go to New York for pizza, but nowadays you can go anywhere for pizza.
00:33:19
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Yeah, probably. I'd say Alaska or Hawaii is the ah better states to visit. All right. I was going to say, before we get too far off the topic, I visited Osaka a couple months ago. um and And in one day, I heard like six different languages.
00:33:38
Speaker
um There are so many tourists from just everywhere in that city. Osaka is the ah kind of the party region, right? Or the party city? mean, i'm I'm not an expert, but I believe it.
00:33:52
Speaker
I mean... It's just a big touristy city. oh you know But you got consider that they like kind of recently opened up their borders again for tourism. So everyone that missed their vacation for like four years is now flooding there.
00:34:09
Speaker
So it's probably a lot crowded than it like would have been like 10 years ago. Bastards. Ruining the experience for me when I go.
00:34:22
Speaker
Man, shut up. It's a bunch of idiots like you that going to. dude I'm more important than anyone there. All right. all right ah my happiness is more important all right and when there's a lot of people I am not happy
00:34:40
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and I only have one more topic and we're getting close to it my last topic is why does dead meat wear tight pants why? tight pants they're slim fits they're tight because he's got a Because he's got a cute little dump truck back there.
00:35:01
Speaker
You know what? You know what? Dump truck aside, okay? I don't know. no because I was the only one in the chat. I was the only one in the chat when the last time Dead Meat called our group chat to figure out outfits for his date that he got stood up for. Wait, you know you got stood up?
00:35:20
Speaker
Bro. Bro. yeah wait you know yeah know you guys stood up bro dude he's Oh well, it's life. fucking time No, I know. It's only happened like twice.
00:35:31
Speaker
If we're not counting the the sex parts, then yeah, it might be a little bit. Wait. We don't have to explain all this on the podcast, but for this for those two times those two times you actually got stood up, was it like you you were there at the place and then she just didn't show up? No, or it was more just like It's more just like I'm texting her be like, hey, yo, you need a few minutes to get ready or finish getting ready.
00:36:01
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um and I'm just sitting there on my bed, full fit, and I just don't get a text back. and i And then I just get mad and just call him a whore. and yeah He's like these fucking O's. And I'm like, dude, you cannot be carrying this energy. I can.
00:36:18
Speaker
can and I will when that happens. um That makes me so sad. Hey, it's okay, dude. it like Hey girl, we still on for like five minutes.
00:36:31
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Nothing back.
00:36:36
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Hey, what is this? What is this, dude? There's 10 million other hoes out there. whoa you got You know, there's better ways to say you do that. You got Newt two seconds away from being like, I'll take you out, baby girl. and room For real.
00:36:55
Speaker
you know There's some good places out here. all right Or I can fly there. We can go to Osaka or something. But dude, last time he was calling the group chat for his to to have us judge his face. I'm the only person who picked up out of the 10 people fucking group chat that you're in, by the way.
00:37:13
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I was the only person who picked up. right And he's like, all right, look at look at my – which pants and shirt should I wear? And he proceeded to put on three of the tightest – They're not tight!
00:37:25
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ah Okay, listen to me. He put on a pair of gray jeans and I was like, holy shit, his dick print. I don't want to see this. Why did I have to see this? Why did I answer this fucking phone call?
00:37:41
Speaker
they wear gray pants they wear gray pants i'm like dead meat you cannot go down bro needle is just cackling right now at the trauma he caused me
00:38:01
Speaker
And I'm like, he put out his pants and then he stood up on his bed so I could just see his pants, which puts the freaking crotch in full view in the middle of the freaking screen.
00:38:12
Speaker
Right? And I am like, I am like, that was, I said, why are your pants so tight?
00:38:20
Speaker
Put that thing away. Put that thing back where I came from. Where's the homie?
00:38:29
Speaker
Don't ever ask me for a shit check again, dude. Hey, I've been bulking, alright? You can ask me, baby. Alright, I'll keep that in mind. I'll call it... Newt wants to see those dick quits, dude. Yeah, you freak ass. Whoa, whoa. Oh the freak ass. No, not you, Jube.
00:38:47
Speaker
Why were you looking, you freak? Because you were asking me to look! And then you stood up on your bed, so it was in the middle of the goddamn screen. I'm crying.
00:38:58
Speaker
Why would you be like, hey, check my fit, but just the pants? Okay. i mean Because his first pants, I was like, they look weird. And then every single go pants after that he tried on, I was like, why are they so tight?
00:39:12
Speaker
They're not tight. They're slim fits. Dude, they're so tight. Dude, all right. Listen, listen. I've been bulking the past year or so, right? Because I was a skinny as hell. And I just recently hit 205 pounds, so they might be a little tight now. But beforehand, you know, I figured, you know, I'm kind of skinny.
00:39:31
Speaker
Chicks are kind of into skinny dudes nowadays, so maybe I'll get some pants that are a little more form-fitting. You know? you I wasn't wearing tight. i not I wasn't wearing freaking, what are they called? The skinny jeans.
00:39:45
Speaker
They're just slim fits. They are skinny jeans. You need to, like, knit bigger pants. Even if they weren't skinny jeans when you bought them, they're skinny jeans now. Dude, that's pretty cool that you're tall enough that 205 makes you skinny.
00:40:00
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Dude, well, okay. well all my weight... the picture I just sent. That's what Dead Meat looks like with his fucking tight-ass pants, dude. One second. Hang on. Changing tabs. Boop.
00:40:10
Speaker
Ugh. Whatever! yeah Whatever, son of a bitch! My legs weren't bulging out that much.
00:40:22
Speaker
You fucking dick fit! Hey, hey, you don't need to be talking about that. Not when your mom is about to watch this shit, too. I'll bleep it out, so they just gotta use the context clues.
00:40:37
Speaker
Hold on. Slim fit dude they're so cute you just need to buy new pants why was there so much effort to type out slim
00:40:53
Speaker
i had to tell i had to tell this motherfucker how to scroll on saturday shut up hey no i thought you meant in the game i thought you meant scroll in the game scroll i we were playing lethal company and i said what were we scrolling for
00:41:09
Speaker
ah the emotes. Oh, I said scroll through the emotes, and he said, how do you do that? Nice. Scroll means one fucking thing.
00:41:24
Speaker
And I said scroll. Scroll. And he's like, what button is that? Okay. I thought you meant in-game, alright? It's still the same! It's a keyboard and mouse game! Okay, hold on. This is what I... Okay, wait.
00:41:37
Speaker
Maybe not these ones. Okay. I don't know how to take a screenshot. How the hell do you... Bro, it's been a while. Okay, I can't. Son of a bitch.
00:41:49
Speaker
I'm just taking a picture of my PC screen. What? No! Look at that on your phone and screenshot it on your phone!
00:42:02
Speaker
ah Okay, hold on. Dude, there's a bunch of weird noises in my house right now and I'm confused. It's creeping me out. I'm gonna bleep this, i'm gonna believe this but the fucking I'm living on is probably old.
00:42:16
Speaker
Oh yeah, definitely. And i I live in a tower with friggin' nine floors, so... Dude, every single b**** out of the country, old as fuck.
00:42:28
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. I can lick the walls and taste the asbestos. keep The fucking lead lining. Yeah. because i i lived in okinawa and then i lived in hawaii and i swear to god any on both of those islands are fucking ancient they are like world war ii era yeah yeah you're right so it's definitely haunting or giving you mental illness or both both that's that's typically that's typically what how it goes
00:43:05
Speaker
Demi's just quietly looking up slim jeans. Yeah, no I am. I had to pick and choose. but Trying to find the least gay looking pictures. would be more like a... Going into that search. It would be like... Slim fit jeans.
00:43:24
Speaker
Or pants.
00:43:27
Speaker
Kind of along the... knob Probably not the first one. That one's a little... So, Newt, this is a lie. The pants that he wears, they look like this, but they are so tight around his crotch.
00:43:40
Speaker
Okay? All of them. enough you aren't First of all, you're not skinny enough anymore to wear slim fit jeans. I'm sorry. i know Stop wearing them. all my weight wearing All my weight that I got is literally just going to my thighs and my waist.
00:43:54
Speaker
This motherfucker is spending $40 on shirts and not buying himself new pants. hey i didn't All the weight went straight to the dick. Yeah, pretty pretty much.
00:44:09
Speaker
Like, dog. Just wear, like, straight fit pants. Stop wearing the slim fit stuff. Unless you're going to get skinny again. The ones that I like to get, they're like kind of, like, stretchy.
00:44:22
Speaker
No! yeah They're stretchy material, so they just kind of... Are you shopping in the woman's section? No, I'm shopping over at the mall. Over at freaking... American Eagle?
00:44:35
Speaker
No, not American Eagle. I've been there before, alright, but... No, they got the stretchy fabric. they're That's what their slim fit jeans are. i didn't know I didn't know they sold stretchy fabric men's jeans. I thought men still had real denim.
00:44:51
Speaker
I'm busting out my jeans right now. Real men wear real denim. The black pants that I have, they are made by Depart West.
00:45:02
Speaker
Is that like one of those like bougie? They might be. They're they're they' kind of in the mall that that sell a bunch of dresses that are just see-through. No, not those ones. These were chapstick.
00:45:15
Speaker
I need that. I just found this in my pocket.
00:45:19
Speaker
um I found or these are ones that I got over at freaking son of bitch. bitch I forgot the names.
00:45:30
Speaker
Oh my god. Talking is hard for a needle. Anyways, buy bigger pants. Buy straight fit. I'm not saying you have to wear like boot cut or bell bottoms, but like straight fit pants that fit around your waist.
00:45:45
Speaker
Yeah, I do need to. If you have to suck it in when you buckle, when you when you button your jeans, it doesn't fit. Well, it doesn't help that I freaking gained so much weight so quick.
00:45:58
Speaker
Because I went from freaking like 165 to 175 pounds to freaking 205 pounds in like six months. But you don't look fat. I think it's just like a... i'm just It's going all to my ass.
00:46:13
Speaker
You just went from being a twink to being a, you know, fit individual. Damn it. I'm not a twink, all right?
00:46:24
Speaker
I used to be. Now, sometimes I wish I was a fit, had a ah twink fit again because twinks are in the, they are in for the women these days. Nothing wrong with bulking up a little bit, but like hit the gym and buy bigger pants.
00:46:38
Speaker
Yep, and that's the plan. That's what trying to tell you. Meadal and I traded, I i was like to 11, like freaking eight-ish months ago. I'm down to 185. Damn!
00:46:52
Speaker
he da i'll I'll keep sending my pounds over for you. I'm going to be 100% honest with you. signed up for those off-brown compounded GLP-1s. I don't know what that means. You just said talk to us on robot code.
00:47:14
Speaker
I signed up for those bing-bong compounded 9258. What I ordered was dollar store Ozempic, basically.
00:47:26
Speaker
careful dude careful that it's gonna kill you when i i have and dude either it i lose a lot of weight or it fucking murders me in my sleep well or i shit everywhere and then die excuse me ah so
00:47:49
Speaker
so i'll let you know how the dollar store is at bingo's Please throw that stuff away, dude. It was like $800 for three months. You'd probably be off just not eating for ever. Okay.
00:48:03
Speaker
And then taking that stuff. I like food. Unfortunately, I do too. I eat quite a bit. Okay, and i live I live with my mom right now who's Japanese and a good cook.
00:48:15
Speaker
And she loves to cook and she doesn't have a job. oh So... What I'm doing is Mama Grub, can you... ah if if if if the homies If the homies all ah but so so to go to Florida, can we ah can you make us some gyoza, please?
00:48:36
Speaker
dude we made gyoza the other night and we buy like the like the 50 packs of wraps and we made three different we made we used three packs so i guess we made 150 pieces of gyoza dude i ate that shit up because we you know how like when you go to a restaurant and you order gyoza and it comes in like seven yeah We don't do that shit. 150. I fucking fold those bitches and she fries them and then we eat them.
00:49:06
Speaker
Can you like a vacuum seal them and send some to me? No. Buy fucking Goza. Selfish asses. Selfish.
00:49:19
Speaker
Mama Grub, vacuum seal some for me and have your daughter send some to me, please. we know she doesn't If she doesn't, hit her with those ah scary nails that she talks about.
00:49:32
Speaker
Dude, her aerodynamic hand? Yeah. but I missed this conversation. my mom My mom, when she would like spank me as a child, she never used a belt or a switch or nothing like that. She used her hand.
00:49:48
Speaker
um and you know you think that that's like better than a paddle and maybe it is but man that shit's aerodynamic alright her skinny little hand is aerodynamic and I shit hearted I believe it I need some authentic Japanese food in my life well
00:50:14
Speaker
you're not getting it there son of a bitch Dude, your favorite restaurant is like a hibachi restaurant that's definitely run by the whitest you've probably ever met in your life. Hey, the cook is chill, all right? We've known him for a long time.
00:50:27
Speaker
His name, probably shouldn't say his name, his nickname is Miami. And he's cooked for celebrities before. You saying that you've known him for a long time, i am just picturing like a Golden Corral type of establishment.
00:50:44
Speaker
um I don't know why. It's a southern thing, maybe? Yeah, Hibachi's don't look like Golden Corral over here.
00:50:52
Speaker
don't know why you're... don't know what you're what Hibachi place you're going to, but... I'm saying... Why'd you just turn into, like, a chicken?
00:51:04
Speaker
It's probably, like, teeth, is what I'm saying. Well...
00:51:10
Speaker
He gets pricey. You know the Hibachi guy by name. He's chill. He's cool. He's the taer he's the head chef there. Literally everyone requests him, but we've known him since before he worked at that Hibachi restaurant. so Before he was big?
00:51:29
Speaker
Yeah. Before he was big. Before he was big Miami. Shout out to Miami. You're the G. You're the man. yeah shout out to miami you're the you're the g man
00:51:40
Speaker
We've known him since he worked at the other hibachi restaurant before that. Before it got closed down. Before it closed down, unfortunately. yeah we just You're just following homie from hibachi restaurant to hibachi. This is the most this isn't most small town thing I've ever heard.
00:51:58
Speaker
Hey, we found him on accident, alright? We were like, oh shit. You know how we recorded at the same time last week? Yeah. This guy called me an hour before recording. he's like He said, let's go. And I'm like, let's go what? And he's like, we're recording the podcast, right?
00:52:16
Speaker
And I'm like, no. We got an hour? i I saw when I woke up, I saw the thing the the call from an hour ago, but my Discord always says like you guys are still in the call. I'm like, dude, they've been talking for an hour already.
00:52:34
Speaker
Megan, you think that you're late. I was like, we this I know we have like different time zones, but we literally did this the exact same time last week. I i forgot, alright? I thought we were doing it at noon my time.
00:52:47
Speaker
But we didn't at noon your time last week. Oh, I forgot, all right? You know, you said yesterday when I was about to hop in the shower and we were talking and you were like, yep, I'll see you guys at noon. I just didn't say anything. Did he say that? Yes! um No, I didn't catch it. Otherwise, would have called him a dumbass.
00:53:14
Speaker
right Sometimes I forget. it makes out Time's up. it's ah That's the unfortunate ah fortunate reality of my brain being retarded a little bit. right Well, this is really fun, but I must be going.
00:53:28
Speaker
Yes, it's time to wrap up. If you're listening to this podcast... Redo of a pilot episode. Why are you listening? Why are you listening to this? um Hi, Mama Grub.
00:53:41
Speaker
What do we say for podcasts? Like and subscribe? That's a YouTube thing, right? don't know. Honestly, the best thing you can do if you want to support us is listen to the podcast. Oh, leave us a five-star review. Follow the Instagram.
00:53:55
Speaker
Follow Instagram. Find us at unannoyablepodcast on Instagram. That's the only social media I have. I hate social media. ah There's three followers right now and two posts. it's There's a monkey on the picture. There's monkeys. Some chill-ass looking monkeys.
00:54:11
Speaker
um but Leave a five-star review, Mom. um Thanks for listening. We'll see you next week. that Deuces.