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Nonsensical Nonsense 89 ITS A SLOBBER KNOCKER!!

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133 plays · Mar 1, 2022

The rise of the GWO has come and things get a bit off the rails but we draft a a special part 2 supersized Starting5 and draft 10 spots and continue part 3 of the 50 highest grossing movie franchises of all time and so much more ridiculousness 

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Speaker: What do you want to do? What do you want to do? What do you want to do? What do you want to do?

Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: God damn it! And I was so prepared. What's going on everybody? Welcome to another episode of Nonsenseical Nonsense. Hopefully you guys had a good week and joined the weekend so far.

Speaker: Here come the boys, they're trickling in nice and slow. Nobody knows what time the show starts. No, we do. You started late, you started late. You started late, exactly. Okay, first and foremost, it's all right. And I still made it on time.

Speaker: First and foremost, the invites went out at like 755. And you guys are in the chat going, we're waiting on you. We're waiting on some invites around. I didn't get an alert. I didn't get an alert, seriously. I didn't get one. So I was waiting a minute because I know Jeff said he had to go get water.

Speaker: Lord only knows where Michael is. He's out with his boyfriend or getting a Snickers or maybe his maybe his boyfriend is on the way home. Maybe his boyfriend's name getting satisfied. Yeah, I was going to say maybe maybe his boyfriend's name is Snickers. I don't know. I'm not going to try. There you go. But welcome to the show, everybody. I'm your host, Click. We got Jeff in the building. How you doing tonight, sir? I'm doing excellent. I'm here to talk shit. Let's go get to the intro.

Speaker: We got Tony in the house as well. We got Tony in the house as always as well. He's ready to talk shit apparently. Just going on Shatter's box. We see ya. We see ya, we hear ya. Look at all the business. I'm down Blacktop Mojo, we'll get you later boys.

Speaker: Last week I was writing down

Speaker: Everybody's, I did it on post -it notes and re -typed it in, taken a picture of it, was a huge fan of it, so it went and bought me a fucking binder, folder, whatever, notebook, paper. And I got some ones, I got, Chris, you have to admit, the one I talked to you about yesterday is a killer. I'm gonna be 100 % honest, I don't even remember what you told me.

Speaker: But anyway, welcome to the show guys if you're not already feel free to uh, Michael will be joining us momentarily so So he will be here tonight if you're new to the show or even if you're not and you're not following us on social media Good check us out on

Speaker: Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, all at nonsensical nonsense. Those are all the places that you can vote for the starting five. Pick your winner, decide who wins, or just come out and hang out in general. That's what we do. Yeah, pretty much. You can also join us right here on HAPS every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday nights. Download the app. It's a free app. I give Nonsense School Nonsense a little follow Ruski. And if you'd like to, you can listen to every single episode of the podcast.

Speaker: Easy peasy, Acre Spotify, Google Play, Apple Podcasts, those are the four main ones, but we are pretty much anywhere and everywhere you listen to podcasts. You get your little podcasts and fixings and jollies from at Nonsense School Nonsense. And speaking of the starting five, if you're a listener and you'd like to get your own starting five in, or if you'd just like to email us and tell the guys that they suck and remind them how awesome I am, you can do so by emailing us.

Speaker: at nonsensicalnonsensepodcastatgmail .com, which I have to say, I do need to sign into the email here on the phone, but speaking of the show, when I bought my phone yesterday, I was like, listen, I have to test the speaker.

Speaker: And I went on and the first thing I listened to was the intro and the latest episode of Nonsense Go Nonsense that's on my phone before I bought the phone.

Speaker: You didn't listen to the whole damn episode, did you? No, no. I just wanted to hear how the speaker was and the new headset. I was going to say, if I was a phone salesman, salesman guy, I would strangle you. I'll be back in three hours, man. This thing better be flawless. You might have got to keep having a broadcast, quite frankly.

Speaker: What's that? They might have got a kick out of the broadcast. I'm telling you, it's crazy. Well, except for the fact that it's in English, I was the only one in the room that spoke Spanish. I don't speak English. It's still crazy to me that people, it blows my mind that people actually listen to it outside of the line.

Speaker: I was actually, I was actually, my wife has a friend that does, she does music and she puts it up on YouTube and, and she's gorgeous. Thank you. And you can't, you can't, you can't just say that she does music. She's a musician. She's a good singer. You have to say, she's hot, but she's, she's hot. We were watching, we were watching the video and, and my brother, he was like, he's like,

Speaker: while you know a famous person. And I was like, you're staying in the room with a famous person apparently because for some reason people listen to us and watch us. So technically I'm famous too. When it comes to system, these are separation. I'm the closest thing you know to a famous person. Speaking of a fun broadcast,

Speaker: Okay, so last night, Tony was hoeing around haps like he normally does. So I was popping into every broadcast, and I was just adding my two cents into everything. But God damn it, Mr. B and the other gentleman, I can't remember his name because it was the first time I seen it. I had you guys, you guys had me rolling, but I was fucking you guys up with some shit.

Speaker: They were talking about rappers in the ATL. And this motherfucker said to Migos, and I was like, really? The Migos? If you're going to say the Migos, we might as well talk about Penelope. The question was. And I got one of the fuck you Tony Sticks. The top five rappers in the ATL right now. But you know what? But you know what? Wait, wait. Say it again Tony. But you know what? It was the top five rappers in the ATL right now. And I said, you would have to throw Migos up there as far as they look at the rappers. Yeah, speaking of that. You would have to. Speaking of that, I don't appreciate you stealing our stuff.

Speaker: stuff. Yeah. That was mine. I created that. You stole it. No, no. I can't believe he was doing that. This is what happened in conversation. This is what happened in conversation. Tia said he couldn't find, it wasn't five other rappers that was hitting like he was. Oh, okay. So that's how it came about. That was a shot at somebody else, Tony. Oh. I was the original.

Speaker: I was in his life when he was saying all that and he was talking about...

Speaker: Yeah. He was like, he was like, I was the first one to use the blue neon light. And I was like, I've been doing live streams for like 12 years and I had neon lights in my, in my stream since Jump Street. So you're still new to this game, you and your 300 followers. So I need you to calm down. You're not, you're not making a deal. On top of that, your neon lights, let me, let me do the correction. Not even a correction, but your neon lights are beer sides.

Speaker: I've had beer signs since the 80s. That's the Blue Bull. Well, I mean, I've had beer signs, but I'm talking about in a live. Yes. No, I understand. In a live stream. And I'm sure even before you, sir.

Speaker: There was people with with a beer light in their background of their If you go back and you look at pictures if you go back and you look at pictures of DJ's from back in the 60s and 70s radios DJ's In the studio granted they weren't live on TV or anything in the 80s if you've ever seen the movie Major League 2 walk into

Speaker: Uh, um, wild things apartment and it's, it's wall to wall neon. There's neon on the walls. Well, quite frankly, disco has used every lane available. So everybody didn't, didn't, uh, didn't, what was that movie? What was that movie with, uh, didn't, uh, Andrew Dice Clay, he did a movie.

Speaker: Remember they killed his fucking pet koala bear or some shit? Didn't he have neons all throughout his house? Not the fucking dice man. Oh yeah, well in the 80s everybody did. I love the dice man. I love the dice man. Jack and Jill went up the hill both with a double 25. Jill came down with 250. That fucking whore. Good old member. No, but I mean like having neon or having lights, different color lights in your house.

Speaker: I mean, seriously, going back to Edison days, Edison was the first guy to have light in his house. So, you know what, having a different good light, you ain't different. The worst gift ever. Three blonde mice. Where the fuck are they going? Right? I still like, I still like Vickery Dickery Duck. This chick was sucking my cock.

Speaker: I remember listening to Andrew Dice Clay when I was a kid. I should not have been listening to Andrew Dice Clay back when I was that damn young. That might explain a lot about my humor and my sarcasm. There's a reason. I can give you three reasons why my

Speaker: a sense of humor so fucked up. Andrew Dice Clay, Eddie Murphy, and Sam Kennison. I thought you were going to say Glick. I'm number four on that list. Jeff used to be a square. He was lame until him and I met. He used to have his

Speaker: He wore turtlenecks and loafers and slicked his hair back and spoke properly. And then we became friends. I was a horrible influence. You're welcome. Let's say hi to the fellas. Hey, what's up, buddy? It's not an official podcast, you little man shows up. Appreciate it. I appreciate it.

Speaker: Yes, Miley Cyrus, we got Snickers Z, that's Buggie's rapper name, okay.

Speaker: Cash, cash, little baby nonsensical as Tony, as Tony dubbed him. Little baby nonsensical, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he loves that damn nickname. I'm good, I'm glad, I'm glad. Well, literally, 5 % went from mic long enough, like it, so let's jump on here and start talking to Chris. Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah, Kevin and Michelle have been on the podcast more times than Jeff has at this point.

Speaker: In the very early days of the podcast, there's a couple episodes where it's something I needed done and everybody else is available. So I'd be like, hey, talk to my kid for a minute. Yeah, that's always fun. We go from dick jokes and fart jokes, and now I've got to talk to a nine -year -old kid. Hey, did you watch this thing on YouTube? And Chris is like, sure. Yeah, let's go ahead and talk Paw Patrol real quick.

Speaker: Why'd that guy do my man wrong? That cop dog. Why'd that guy cancel him like that? He didn't do nothing wrong. Did that cancel him? Yeah.

Speaker: Why cancel traced a couple years ago because he's a cause he's a cop. Yeah. Yeah, it's like they just like they So technically he's like Still a cop still a cop. He was all he was all labeled and stereotyped Yeah, that was like my favorite one of my favorite shows to watch on watch was live PD man I love that damn show when they canceled it. I was so pissed

Speaker: I love that fucking show. A fucking show would probably get canceled today as America's most wanted would be canceled. No, because cops are still on the air. No, and you would cancel America's most wanted because it'd paint criminals in a bad life. It did. It did. But it's also saying they were convicted of what they were accused of. They didn't say they did it. They're criminals. Yes. Allegedly. Allegedly.

Speaker: We have video, we have video of you chopping 27 people up. He's a good guy though. You know a show that it did bring back from the 90s and stuff that Netflix brought back that I started watching again? It's still just as good. Unsolved Mysteries.

Speaker: Um, I kind of ran my course with them in the 80s. I do. Yeah, they have the original season one on Pride. Yeah, the original season's on Hulu, but Netflix brought back two new seasons.

Speaker: They're pretty good other than the fact that they have like four episodes that are in foreign languages because of the mystery or whatever they're talking about, ones like in Mexico, ones in France or something. I'm like, why are they all speaking French? I can't understand what the hell they're saying. You can't dub it in English? I didn't take French, I only took four years of Spanish.

Speaker: And it shows. I got an A. I got an A in Spanish all four years. And my ass never walked into a Spanish class a day in my life. I have a correction from a Wednesday show. Sure. When we're talking about Tony swiping left, it's actually swiped right. So it's not as scary as the red. So I'm still innocent out of the way. It's what is it? It's the red.

Speaker: I like the other one better, so let's go ahead and keep our ignorance. What is grinder so good? It'd be different. Yeah, exactly. I don't know. And it's a Latino grinder, so it could be massive.

Speaker: I had to I had to warn Pena last night watch out for Tony he's into little little Latino man

Speaker: Ben is my new best friend. He was the only one that let me come in his life last night. Nobody else wanted to be in there. They just kept me in the, in the, in the comments where I could behave or so they thought. We're going to keep clicking the comments. He'll behave there. Nope.

Speaker: I have a can of gasoline and a match. It's time to watch the world burn. Michael Caine said it best. Some people just want to watch the world burn. My ultimate goal whenever I'm not alive with Tony is to get the you son of a bitch face and get him shaking his head.

Speaker: I see it. I know what's going on. Everybody else sees it. Nobody knows what's going on. When you say something that Tony is the only one that gets a reference and his head brings back like it's on a hinge. Just laughing. It is the best. It's one of those things. Until you

Speaker: Do it and you see, we've done it. You cannot describe the feeling and the sensational. Like, I did it, I got it. Yeah, no, exactly. Well, that's what I said. I get the look and the head shake and I know my job has done it. Then I wait a few minutes, I let the conversation go, and then I drop another bomb. But last night, when he was at Mr. B's Live, I was tearing that chatter box up. I was having so much fun watching them guys. It's probably one of the funnest lives I've ever watched. That's what we do.

Speaker: And I had all three of them going I brought that damn vanilla ice thing up and I was like this is gonna go over real well and it actually Tony was so You guys having fun down there

Speaker: Shout out to Twitter. I see you guys liking and retweeting. Much love to you guys. Yeah, I saw that too. I didn't sign into my Twitter. I signed into the nonsense. Yeah, I seen that. Well, that's how I knew you had a phone before you ever... I do. I do. Yeah, exactly. Chris is like, who the fuck is logging into our Twitter and... Oh, Jeff got a phone. Nice. I have it on the computer as well, but it's just...

Speaker: I thought about sending you a message or a message or just being like, hey buddy, how's your new phone? Just to see like, how the fuck do you know I have a phone? The funny thing is like, when I bought the phone, you know, you have to have a SIM card chip. And I bought the phone and the guy says,

Speaker: I said, so it's got the chip in it and all right. Maybe he's like, oh no, we were out. I said, what do you mean? He's wrong. Oh, your assets, huh? 30 year anniversary. Joanne finally broke up the little pig connection. Nice. She got you a little bit. Surprise, little bitch. Who's your mommy?

Speaker: she had apparently she had the yellow pool noodle out at the hotel so i was literally i was literally trying to connect with wi -fi at the mall and i and the only thing i could do was sign in you're glitching and freezing i was like i couldn't get anything up until i got home yeah i see i see you log into and i instantly went to our twitter feed and just started watching it

Speaker: I'm like, all right, I'm going to wait for this motherfucker to say something because he doesn't know how to behave. Welcome to the fear of being canceled. Wait, wait.

Speaker: Yeah. I'm waiting for you to drop out. Fuck you, Joe Biden or some shit. Let's go. And then I, after I sent it, I went, shit, I forgot to hashtag everything. I was like, well, nobody see that.

Speaker: So do we have, do we have, did, I haven't signed in to the... Mike, where you at? The Gmail account yet. So do we have Jodie's and Tina's and Betty's? I have. I have. Yeah, I do. I knew you said that, so I actually...

Speaker: Yeah, we're waiting on Mike. Like I said, we'll dedicate the second hour to the starting Fox, since we're doing 10 this week. Now this is gonna be a one time thing for the 10, but it's because a couple of y 'all motherfuckers be talking a lot of shit, and I don't even know why, considering... Considering... I can't fuck with my choices. The goat is in the house. I can fuck with your choices. You say that every week, Tony.

Speaker: What do you mean to go to the house Tom Trump's here? The leader of the Glickworld Order is here. Do you see him? Do you see him? The G -W -O. Too sweet. But I do have, what do I have here? I got one from Jodi, I got one from Betty, I got one from Vicki, I have... It's not a podcast until Tony starts eating. Yeah, right.

Speaker: I have one, I got Tina, Betty, relevant, Vicki, and Jodi. Now the only thing is, is relevant sent two lists, and then she sent like actors. Yeah, no, and then she sent like actors, not the characters,

Speaker: Yeah, it has to be. So it might be a little interesting for me trying to rehearse off because I got to try to figure out. I'm only I'm only pulling from one movie. We might be able to figure out what. Well, it's it's there's not even the movie or anything listed there. So but the names I know what they're from, but

Speaker: And one, not a bromance. One, not a bromance, so it's automatically eliminated. Because they were lovers. In the biblical sense, the sinning biblical sense. Yeah, Brokeback Fountain does not count. Because they're actually fornicated. I can't quit you. That was sodomy. Yeah, sodomy. Sodomy, yeah, whatever. It's illegal in some states. Did you ever see that movie?

Speaker: No Jeff, I have never seen that movie and I will never see that movie. I did not know what it was. I didn't know what it looked like until I was watching HBO.

Speaker: And I was flicking through channels. I was like, hey, look, it's Heath Ledger. Cool. Wait, is he kissing Jake Dillon home in the back? And then you kept watching. Is this like where you accidentally watch gay porn for two hours? It's still a joke. And that's not even my joke. That's fucking Burke. It wasn't a joke. You were talking about it. You're like, yeah. It's Burke Frazier's joke. That's why I said that joke. I was watching porn.

Speaker: There was two hot chicks, but then about 45 minutes into it, I realized that boat chicks had dicks. But I kept watching. And all of a sudden, what's her name for Princess Diaries is on the screen with a top off. And I was like, oh, this is going to be a good movie. And I was like, wait, what happened to all the boobs? Like the crying game. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker: I give this five boners out of five. That movie fucked me up. What's going on, OG? I knew it was coming, and it still fucked me up. Yeah, I bet you did know it was coming, all right? That movie gets referenced so much. And I was like, OK, as a movie, I cannot go through life not knowing what this movie is about. Bulldog Mountain? I get the what the fuck looks from Tony in our own damn broadcast.

Speaker: color color purple yeah what's it called the crying game yeah the crying game I was gonna let you sit there and suffer I was watching you drown yeah I was gonna say what was the no wait but have you ever seen the crying game

Speaker: If you hear, I've heard it described in like 400 fucking movies. But when you watch it, you're like, wow, this is not accomplished. The first whole, the first quarter of it, you're like, what does this have to do with the trans community? And next thing you know, it's all fucking, what's his name? Fucking with dude the whole time. Oh, damn, really, Walmart has, all right, everybody, Walmart has Chromebooks for $98 right now.

Speaker: That's why I paid for mine. I got mine at Best Buy. I love mine. I haven't had any issues with it other than I could ever... Yeah, I was saying the only thing that drives me crazy is literally every time I turn some bitch on there's a new update for it. There's updates like crazy. You want that.

Speaker: Yeah, no, I don't. It's just, it's actually one of it. Yeah, there's one right now. Just popped up four minutes ago. So I'll have to restart it. The biggest issue I have with mine is I leave mine on all the time. I need to remember to shut it off. And it's got decent. I literally stopped working it at like midnight some nights and then pass out. And it's got decent storage on the Chromebook. So

Speaker: I mean I eat up the storage on mine because I have every episode of the podcast saved on it and everything like that I've gotten rid I go through and I delete Episodes, you know, I get once we get so far ahead. I'll go back and delete like 20 of them, right? So they're still in they're still on file on like my editing tool. Okay. Yeah

Speaker: so i'll just delete them off of my save file but i still have a lot of our guys extra hard drives amazing thing why did i do worry about extra i bought eight eight eight terabyte extra hard drive uh... right when i met my wife and i i filled it it was full of movies and tv shows that we both love we took it with us

Speaker: along with the laptop to Mexico City one time. And because we were going to watch movies, and you know, because while we were there, instead of trying to find something on basic cable or regular antenna. Right. So, and on the way back I put it in a book bag, and as we were heading to the airport, we were stuffing everything in the cab, and I put the book bag in the back window of the cab.

Speaker: Mm -hmm. And as I'm getting on the plane, I was like, where's my bag? Oh, yeah. Yes. Oh, yeah. Yes. There's only couple t -shirts and my external hard drive in there, but thanks for the hard drive. Hans made this day. Yeah, I want to get one. I want to get one for my Xbox, but I can buy memory cards for this. I can get a

Speaker: I think it's a terabyte or whatever, just a memory card. Did you slide into it? Yeah, the SD cards. Yeah. Yeah. And it's only like, it's only like 50 or 20 bucks. I just haven't got one yet because it hasn't. Classic. Yes, you did. All the church's money. We need to do a favor and go find that book bag. No, but it was like, I had every episode on Unsolved Mysteries.

Speaker: A man and his wife visit Mexico City. And he leaves his external hard drive in a cab. You ever seen the TV show Bones? I had every episode. I love that show. My wife and I both love that show. I had, I mean, this was like, what, 10 years ago. I had so much stuff on there. But now, like, everything I had on there, a lot of the stuff I had on there, I had songs that I still can't find.

Speaker: I had a song that I... Well, no. There's a song that's called Hot Rod Whore. And it's a punk rockabilly song. And I did not find it. I did not find it anywhere. And I found it. I'll tell you how long I had the song. I got it off a limelight. What's the song called? Hot Rod Whore.

Speaker: if you look it up if you look it up the song that you find is not the song i'm looking at right right right now you're talking some seriousness you can't find it by regular search that's how deep it is right right because i don't think that was the actual name of it but i can remember some of the lyrics but i cannot find it anywhere but yeah i found it online who sang it

Speaker: I have no fucking clue. Because, once again, if you remember, if you remember how you searched stuff on... That's not it. That's not it? It starts out with what? It starts out with an engine. That's not it. That's a different brand. Well, this could've... It could've started with it. I don't know. It's still a hard drive. Trust me, if I hear it, I hear it. You'll know it. I'll know it. The second, the first note, I'll know it.

Speaker: But, uh... I got time to eat so it might kiss ya. When you, when you, when you actually search stuff on your stand and, and, and... Badass! ...and livewire, you would approach one thing and find 400 or something, and I saw your name, and I was like, that sounds good. And I doubted it. And I truly loved the song. I had it on my iPod. Right. That's a long time ago. Oh yeah, I did. Dude, I had so many, I had so many, um...

Speaker: Glix mixers that I got off like LimeWire and shit CDs that I burnt back in the day. Who wants to do the mixtape broadcast? Who wants to do the mixtape broadcast? I'm not messing with OG President Jones. You're mixtape would be so much different than mine because on one CD I would have... I actually do quit. I was going to go up against OG Classic Jones.

Speaker: But he fucked my head up in two days of this week alone to where I sent him a message. He said, you know what? I hit the hell with it. You win. I ain't doing this shit. That motherfucker pulled out some shit I had never heard before. I was two stepping around the house like this. All the way up. Like there were songs on there that like. I think from. I started downloading stuff in like 2002.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, all that stuff. I put out an external hard drive and I'll never forget a guy. Actually, he's got that song out there. If I can find that song, I spent an entire weekend one weekend by myself here trying to find that song and I could not. You know what? I may still have all my burnt CDs. I would be curious to know what was on them. I used to.

Speaker: It's an interesting development going through your old playlist. Yes, it is. And seeing which ones still work. I think I still have a bunch of them. I'm going to do that this week. I'm going to look and see if I can find them, because do I have a CD player? Yeah, I do. That's right. OK, yeah. I got a tape player, too. Didn't it feel like yesterday that you had like 14 CD players in your house? I don't know. Yeah.

Speaker: My car doesn't even have one, you guys might not even be able to see it, but back here on my nightstand, it's like a retro record player looking thing, but it's got AM FM, the record, it's got a tape deck in it. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. So I found, I found a thing online. I'm going to see if I can find those CDs and I will have to, let me write that down so I don't forget that. And I'll update you guys. Yeah.

Speaker: has one but it's not a real ghetto blaster it looks like a ghetto blaster and it's just as loud but you actually where the tape deck is you set your iPod in it or your phone yeah well they have bluetooth ones now yes they got bluetooth ones right yeah they have bluetooth ones now and I think that's what they're called like ghetto blasters or something like that

Speaker: or boombox something, but yeah, you hook it up to your Bluetooth and it looks just like them big ass. No, but this thing, this thing literally, it looked exactly like it was gray and all. Right. Exactly. That's why I ain't gonna put it on the computer. Yeah, exactly. You gonna fuck around and get a virus. That's funny as shit. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, OG, fuck around and get a, put one in your computer and get a virus from 2000. That's all.

Speaker: Well, I don't have a CD player on my laptop. I don't either. But I do have one in that radio back there, so I'm going to look for them this week and see if I can find them. I'll have to update you guys on that and see what kind of gyms I have on there. I've probably got songs on there I ain't heard in forever.

Speaker: Well, I used to, I used to buy, you know that you do go to Walmart and buy a carousel, like 200 CDs? Yeah, that's what I did. I'd buy those and have 200 CDs burned a week a month. I got so much shit off of getting what I got. Well, the computer I used to have, you could, you could, yeah, you could put two CDs in and you could burn, it was burned one right after another. And you know, back then they took, they would take forever. No, you could do two separate ones. So I would click,

Speaker: on all the songs I wanted and then I would go to work and when I come home they would be done because you know back then it would take you because you could put 20 what 25 26 songs on a CD it would take yeah 25 30 at most yeah it would take all damn day and night so I would in the morning I'd had everything set up so all I had to do is hit copy or burn or whatever it was and then I'd go to work and come home

Speaker: And by the time I got home, they were done. Yes. Well, I had it. I used to have it over my truck and go driver and listen to them. I had an internet cafe. So I had nine computers with each one of them had a CD burner. So I could be burning nine CDs at a time. Plus my personal computer, which had two CD burners in it. So I can do. Oh, how many windows do you have open on your laptop right now by chance? Because you're with me. Yeah. Glitchy as hell. Yeah. Okay.

Speaker: You're glitching as hell. This might be me in my background as I'm cooking. That might be. No, he's glitching out. He keeps like, he's glitching. When I have an air cafe, I'm gonna actually charge, I would charge like $3 for a CD. You pick your song, come back, pick your song, write your own list of songs, I'll download them and put them on a CD for you in 45 minutes.

Speaker: That's what's up. And people were like, wow, that was fast. 45 minutes is fast. Now you can get your song off of YouTube for free and put it on your phone in about 30 seconds. Yeah, exactly. This is my early warning to all of you. Oh, shit.

Speaker: That's my early warning to all of you. What is that? Tapes? Yes. Be careful before you come around. What are you warning us about? Be careful before you come around this corner with the old school music. Oh, no, no. I had... If I can... The challenge... Hey, hold on one second. I'll be right back. The challenge, Tony, is that all one genre of music or two genres of music? Three.

Speaker: So rap, R &B, a little bit of gossip. Okay. So you can't, you can't throw out a challenge like that to somebody like me because I literally listened to everything. Everything.

Speaker: Oh, what a tangle web we weave. That's the second box. RMB. That's the second box. Yeah. Um Italian eyes, when you get a chance, I want you to rewind this and like look at it a little closely. Those are 80s 90s cassette tapes. Those are cassette tapes. She said it might be too young. I don't know.

Speaker: I honestly don't know wicked, I don't know what wicked is. I know classical already going when I, oh no he didn't. He already going to find his shit right now. Yeah. Yeah. No, see that's the thing. Like I literally listen to every genre of music and I enjoy every genre. I know the same way. Oh yeah. So that's why like my mix tapes, you know, I might not be able to fuck with you when it comes to rapping stuff. I might be able to hang for a little bit because I've surprised you on some stuff when you're listening to music that I know. I wouldn't, I wouldn't even remotely even try to compete with you guys with rap.

Speaker: But as far as music itself goes, yeah, no, Jeff's even, Jeff's, Jeff's even said he won't fuck with my, my knowledge of music. No, no, no, seriously. Like with the exception of some genres, if I have to, when it comes to music, I mean, like I said, the like rockabilly, I'm, I love rockabilly.

Speaker: Yeah, but like that song, the Hot Rod Whore, it's so obscure and I've only heard it from my MP3 player. I've never heard it anywhere else. I can't find it on YouTube. Nowhere. Last drink of the night, Joe. It's early. What do you mean last drink? We'll say damn. You're on the same timeline as us. We're going to sleep in those drinks. Yeah.

Speaker: But yeah, I don't want to sleep. No, those are those are consistent shapes I got. Oh, I had I had time for round two on that ass. My brother -in -law, brother -in -law, his best man at my wedding, stored his tapes at our house and he had a rack like that that held 75 each and he brought home 15 of them.

Speaker: And he said, as long as you don't fuck them up, and you put them back when you're done using them, rewound and everything, listen to anyone you want. And I went through every fucking one of those things. I'd go out and grab me a couple of them, go in my room and crank my big fuck off stereo. Chris, you remember my stereo. I had those two 12 -inch subwoofers. I had two 12 -inch subwoofers in the home stereo box with a three -inch and a four -inch tweet.

Speaker: And your car? No, I had him in my bedroom. How about we not tell people that I've been in your bedroom? I've been in my car.

Speaker: How about we not tell people? They're already fucked up with the whole you're my ex -wife thing. Well, there he is. I wired them bitches into an 8 -track player. If we had a point system and you paid me, I would be worried about it. I know we don't have a point system. How do you know we don't have a point system?

Speaker: If there was an hourly wage to this, Mike wouldn't have paid the lead. It's the mountain. It's the beach that I don't have as many points as Jeff does, because he's missed full shows. But you're catching up. I can believe you missed Wednesday. No, he made it the last 15 minutes. I made it Wednesday. 15 minutes.

Speaker: That's that guy that shows up in 30 days. That guy that shows up to work seven and a half hours late. He was like, I was still here. We went over by 30 minutes. We went over by 30 minutes as well. Hey Jeff, you know that every half second counts.

Speaker: oh yeah hey did you bring my stickers did you bring my sticker click on it keep keep mowing that over

Speaker: Every half second man. He comes in swinging for the fences man. Hey Betty.

Speaker: There are no half measures. Only half measures are in my dick size. Three and a half, thank you very much. No, it's four, because if you got half, what's a half? Yeah, you round it up. You always round it up. Oh, round it up. You're 40, you should know. You should know. Why isn't your dick always round up?

Speaker: remember this, the average dick size is five and a half inches. First you round up to six and then you always start from there you go. I said hi and thank you for the follow what happened. I didn't say hi to you. I'm sorry.

Speaker: And another little piece of advice for you guys. Well, thank you, Tina. Another little piece of advice for you guys. When you measure your pecker, start at the middle of your tip to the tip of your head. Glick, you're not paying attention. That's a big award you got. Yeah, I said, I said, I seen it. I said, thank you. Oh, that's a huge award, bro. That's a huge award.

Speaker: Thank you very much. That's also right when you measure measure from the bottom because up top So I said go from the middle of your tank to the tip of your dick and measure I started the back of my neck. I work all the way down my back Looking at a scooter

Speaker: like an actual scooter scooter thank you again tina that was awesome we appreciate that from all of us we appreciate that that is awesome hey hey don't sleep on the scooters man i mean i'm a little scooters so what are we eating today where are we eating today i know it's it's the the toady

Speaker: We went we went to The bovine steakhouse yesterday and and they literally come around with meat on a skirt and they cut off slabs for a bazillion steakhouse Yeah

Speaker: I do have a request since we're starting to get gifts get over the podcast can we take the said money and then like or get a subscription with YouTube so we don't have to deal with

Speaker: and holy shit. Hey.

Speaker: Yes, as I said back into the podcast. Yes, I will. I will take that because I'm going to once dollars goes into advertising. Yeah. Once once I can open up a checking account with that money, then I will because I have the nonsensical nonsense YouTube page. So when I'm on YouTube, I go to our account. So I'll set up the subscription

Speaker: to get rid of the ads and the frustration that I go through. Oh, that's fucking nice, Pops. Holy shit. He said... Pops said it to me. A boat that's sitting in front of him. You said scooter. It's a schooner. Schooner. Yeah, you can say scooter. But it's a scooter. Awesome.

Speaker: They're down in Key Largo this weekend for their 30th anniversary. And happy 30th anniversary to both of you guys. I cannot believe Joanne split up with you for 30 years if she has not murdered you. Happy anniversary. Yeah. I agree. Because

Speaker: I've known you for 40 years, and the thought has crossed my mind more than once. Well, speaking of anniversaries, I was literally talking to my mom today, and they're getting ready to hit their 50th. My parents actually just hit their 38th. Congratulations to all of y 'all. I know. You should hear about the celebration we're having down there for the 50th. Noodles everywhere, Jeffrey. Noodles? All the colors.

Speaker: She texted me. She texted me the other day. We have the bull here and we never, every time we go to the pool, we're like, damn, we need to buy floaties. Hold on. I'm going to ask them what the green one means. I got one of each color. Calm down. You should be ashamed of yourself. Wow.

Speaker: Here's it's funny. It is a pre

Speaker: Well, before we take our... Before we take our first anal click, Jeff can't hear the whispering, but the green one... He loves that. He loves it. Trust me. I'm scared to find out what the orange one means. His wife sent me a picture of his favorite. Last night.

Speaker: Jeff wouldn't show me, but she sent me a picture today. I've seen what she was wearing last night, Jeffrey. That sumbitch was about three feet long and 48, 48 inches around. I was like, I know you're going to take all that. And she said, you're damn right. He is. I was like, that's bigger than him. That's going to come out of his mouth. Wow.

Speaker: He's gonna get fucked in the ass and give a blowjob at the same time. That's fucking horrible. If you'll be grateful. Yeah, they tell me I can't see what your wife was wearing. As opposed to my Christian, he's like, you didn't even play with this. Yeah, right?

Speaker: Well before before we before we take our first break and before we get into the top 10 for tonight Michael Since you 45 minutes late

Speaker: it's becoming a becoming a reoccurring thing with this. We might have to have a we'll have to have a sit down conversation in HR, you know, kind of counsel you understand what I had to go through in my private life and it's not pretty.

Speaker: I bet that we've all been there, man, you know. My Snickers on the way over here. I can tell you had a Snicker on the way. Maybe you had to. Well, we all figured out that Snickers is actually your boyfriend's name. Oh, fuck. So Tony said your idea. That's why I said it. That's why you won't say it. I get it. Tony's nickname is Snickers.

Speaker: No wonder Tony likes me that says a lot

Speaker: I'm a Twix, I'm double the pleasure, be careful. Twix, turn this camera back off. For those who can't see that, Tony turned on his camera with the dead pan stare at his face and then said, I'm a Twix, double the pleasure. I don't think Tony sounds like that. Stereotypical, racist, black man joke. I'm going to try to pass Tony in first.

Speaker: Let us hear Mike's words of wisdom and we'll go on break. Do we have time? We have four minutes. We can go on break. If you go longer, then I'm gonna break. The second hour is totally...

Speaker: Come on. The second hour is totally dedicated to because we have paid this week. Well, the thing is, we can do my words of wisdom in the third hour. Okay. Well, then we can do that. Okay. That's fine. Yeah, that's fine.

Speaker: You know Mike can't you know Mike can't before I tried

Speaker: Yeah. It's okay. It's okay. I I tried too. He said he I'm I'm not okay. That's that's the truth. That's the truth of the matter. You're not ready. Why did you just say you weren't ready? I'm not. I'm ready. I've been driving. I knew you weren't ready. I'm okay. You've been driving eating the snickers. Yeah, you are. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker: I know a woman that can do both. I swear for good. Oh Lord, if I'm going to die, this is how I want to die.

Speaker: I don't think you do. Take your break. Take your break. I'm ready for y 'all. He sleeps. He sleeps at the time and time of day when everybody else is off. I'm ready. I'm ready too. I got I got lists for eight. We could do this another week and another week.

Speaker: You gotta go, go with the smile.

Speaker: 40 reserves. So, Jesus Christ. You want to get the horns to the night, fellas. I don't know. I got a couple of good ones. You, you, three guys. There will be only one that Glick maybe can predict. I'm **** all of y 'all. Look, I'm just waiting. I just want to take yours right now as Highlander. Why don't y 'all be men and take this torture and let's go. Yeah, let's take

Speaker: let's celebrate the great laptop mojo and then in the words of apollo creed your your list ding ding all right oh that was worse i thought you were talking about the when he was laying on the mat dead as fuck no no we're going to do the apollo creed

Speaker: famous words of Apollo 3 that's that bullshit

Speaker: I've been on this bullshit since last night, you know that well I have been, Tony. I've been in a mood. No, these past five minutes I have spent my own time trying to come up with my own words of wisdom while you sitting here talking shit. If we don't get to this goddamn word of... I got words of wisdom for days. I got words of wisdom for days.

Speaker: My dumb ass made the decision to go to Kroger's tonight and get groceries instead of all these like I normally do and I was like Fucking register

Speaker: I was like I could've got all this shit for like 30 bucks at all of these instead I'm paying a hundred or something. You double foamed yourself.

Speaker: Twice, I did. I was like, oh. Oh, yeah, there it is. A guy worked with me to tell me how expensive everything is. Closures came up behind me. I don't even know. He was like, how much do you spend on groceries? I said, I don't know, about 80 bucks. He's like, how long does that last? I was like, about two weeks, a week and a half. 80 bucks? Yeah. 80 bucks for a week and a half. Two weeks for groceries? Yeah, you can do. I was like, where are you shopping? He was like Hy -Vee, which is the public square I'm at.

Speaker: And I'm like, oh, there's your problem. When you get three items and you spend $200 there, that's probably free. And it's like, well, where do you shop at? And I said, and I can fill up my buggy and get apples, oranges, grapes, and all my fresh vegetables, still $87.

Speaker: Yeah, you spend 100 bucks in all these. You guys, you're good for two weeks. I couldn't do those off -brand foods. There's some off -brand foods, but I want to get off -brand Cheetos because they can taste the grease in those. But if you're afraid of off -brand, then be broke. See ya.

Speaker: I know that's right. I know that's right. But let's take a break real quick so we can get back here. I'm ready to get that ass. I'm ready to get that ass. Wow. I'm ready to get that ass. You guys heard that. You did. He said that he, he nodded and he's doubled down. He tripled that. With a spoon. With a spoon, right? I can screen record that. Tony said, I want to get in that ass.

Speaker: All of that. He's going to put a tie all up. He's going to put it, he's going to use it. He's going to use Italian dresses. Yeah. Good Lord. So it's going to be lubed up and everything. That's awesome. Consider it. And the clouds have got no room.

Speaker: And I was hoping that I'd have seen the light burn now Before I end up coming down Come stand on the edge with me Do you feel that pearl from beneath? Will you turn around and run away? Feel all the fallout

Speaker: Only answer the void when it comes Let's give a rock across the water No, it won't go on forever

Speaker: We all seem to compile sometimes along the way Before they lay us in the day Can't stand on the edge with movement Do you feel that pearl from beneath? When you turn around and run away We'll feel it on the ground

Speaker: Only answer the warning when you don't

Speaker: Come on, stand down the edge with me Do you feel that I fell from beneath? Will you turn around and I'll wait for fear out of ground? Only the ends of the void when it counts

Speaker: Ugh.

Speaker: Welcome back to Nonsenseical Nonsense.

Speaker: Yeah, I fucked that up before the other guys come in here and completely abused me. Yeah, I fucked that up. I fucked up. I know I'm about to take a beating too. I know I'm gonna take a beating. I fucked up. I fucked up. Honestly, I didn't notice I was outside to have a cigarette. I came back in and I was like, what the fuck?

Speaker: I fucked up I was laughing my ass off over here and I and I was you know you click to turn the camera off I'm laughing my ass off over here and I just because I had my little pointer finger guy on the camera button laughing I guess I scrolled over big -ass milk -dud looking motherfucking

Speaker: Stop being the only good As Betty said I believe it was Betty Betty said finally no glitches and you fuck it So far we have Glick laughing so hard beard came out of beer came out of us. Yes. Yes And we're just getting started

Speaker: And now we're glitching. Son of a bitch. Let me go ahead and... We didn't glitch. We glitched. So there's a little... We glitched. We glitched. See what you did, Benny? It jinxed us. We had no glitches and then it glitched. I fucked up. Yes.

Speaker: but welcome back to the podcast welcome back to nonsensical nonsense guys hope you enjoyed the the first hour fortunately i fucked up and it was literally right as we were going to break so i paused the music

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Speaker: Cut off.

Speaker: every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night. And then you can also get every single episode where I will geniously edit out and make myself look like the greatest host of all time, and they've never fucked anything up. And I don't end the podcast prematurely, much like Mike when he has sex and finishes in 30 seconds. I mean, how would I know it's been so long? I don't even know how to do it anymore. I got to get a handbook, but it's okay.

Speaker: If you go on the internet, there's plenty of tutorial videos. Might I suggest checking out XNXX .com? Plenty of tutorial videos, sir.

Speaker: She's in her 60s, but she still knows the folks she's in. Tony's, Tony's gone. Mike's gone. Everybody's dropping like flies. Vanessa Del Rio, you're right.

Speaker: I only have one thing to tell you. I only have one thing to tell you. I only have one thing to tell you. I only have one thing to tell you. I only have one thing to tell you. I only have one thing to tell you. I only have one thing to tell you. I only have one thing to tell you. I only have one thing to tell you. I only have one thing to tell you.

Speaker: All right. Tony's back. Michael's back. He got to do a little... All opposed. All opposed. I didn't think so. Aller than Methuselah. All opposed to what? I don't care. They all learned from her. I don't care who you are. He's speaking in absolutism right now. Well, all right. Let's get into the meat and potatoes of this here, boys. Chris, you said you and Phil have... You can jump onto the...

Speaker: read off the chatters box first and we'll go from there. Uh, no, we'll read off the chat after we make our, okay. But here I have, I have a question or a suggestion and you might already be on it. So go ahead and say what you were going to say. Well, what I was going to say is to speed up and to keep things, uh, as quickly as possible. This is how sick we are. We didn't have this conversation. Um, two per pic. So first one is one and two. Second one is two and three, three, four, four, five.

Speaker: What I was going to say, if I can tweak it just a little bit, do the number one pick. So we all get our number one picks in and out of the way. And then do the three. And then after that, then we'll just go two, two, two, two, and then the last one will be one. OK. That's fine. All right. But yeah, we were definitely on the same page. Yeah, we were on the same page. In order, once again, please try to keep your answers short, because we only do have an hour, and then you just get through.

Speaker: in order of least my votes to myself Tony Mike then Chris I'm gonna go with the ultimate romance snowman and the bandit why don't you just say iconic because ultimate

Speaker: The ultimate is becoming played out like iconic. It's snowman. That was, that was, that was on your list. He says, dude, we're going to go from Texark, Canada. Let's do it son. It's not, it's not low hanging fruit like you usually want. I have a couple of low hanging fruit on here, but I got some good ones too. Oh, I bet you did. We got Mike and Jeff. Time out. Yeah. Time out.

Speaker: Time out. Not only are you guys talking over each other, you're both glitching out like motherfuckers. Nobody can hear anything you're saying. I think it comes from when we talk over each other and starts to glitch. That might be better now. Tony, your pick for number one is... Is it my turn? Yes. I'll cut to the chase. Robin De Niro and Joe Pesci. Next. You fucking suck.

Speaker: I knew that was more than one. I knew that was more than one. What movie? What movie? What characters? You can do a casino. No, you gotta pick one. Casino. You gotta pick one. Casino. Okay, casino. So their characters' names were Sam and Nicky. Thank you. But their broomers last more than their characters or their movies. So we're gonna do...

Speaker: Alright, it's my turn, right? So, Michael, number one will be Hercules and Legolas for Hercules the legendary journey. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas

Speaker: The amount of shit the amount of shit you guys talk It's a wonder I haven't killed myself for you guys

Speaker: I'm going to take it easy on you guys with this list, but I'm going to go with my number one pick from one of the probably one of my favorite action movie franchises of all time, Riggs and Myrtle from Lethal Weapon.

Speaker: Before we get too far into this, gentlemen, whoever's got the next pick, please feel free to go ahead. I'll wait until my next pick to drop this one. I have the next one. As we stated, we're going to do two picks for next round. So I'm going to go with John and Al from Die Hard.

Speaker: Nice. That's good. That's good. That's good. Right? Yeah. That's good. And for my number three, I'm going for one that literally thought of because I saw the movie poster in his cheap Brody and Hooper from Jaws. Because those boys went through some shit and ended up paddling back from the sinking boat being we went through some shit and we're not whizzed.

Speaker: Oh, you are glitching so damn bad. I don't know if anybody else could hear you. I heard him. I heard him. He's glitching so damn bad. I'm just trying to... I haven't seen Jaws in a while. Actually, let me try something. He got me with that one. That's all right. So, Tony, you're number two and three. Let me clear my face off of this. Oh, Kwiks says he's going to take it easier than everybody. So will I. He just bounced out. Go ahead. I'm going to go ahead with Han Solo and Chewbacca. Fucker.

Speaker: I kind of, I saw that one coming too. That was on my reserves. I took it. How you doing? We actually, Chris and I thought you were going to have that way before anybody. Now, I got number three. Do I have my number three pick as well? Yes, sir. It's time to go ahead and stop bullshitting with you gentlemen. Since I keep coming to last place and people don't like my list. We are going to go.

Speaker: with Captain Jack Sparrow and William Turner. That's a good one. Thank you very much. Oh. Well, I'm not going to go. That is probably the Caribbean. That's probably the Caribbean. I am not. Am I still frozen? No, you're good. No, you're good.

Speaker: All right. I'm going to give you Jay and Simon Bob from the clerks. Say that again? Jay and Simon Bob from the clerks. I'll give you that. Oh, Ted, sheesh. And I am going to see Glicks, Buzz, and Woody eat and raise them a shrek and donkey.

Speaker: I thought about it. I thought about it. So real quick. So real quick, what was your guys' two and three picks? Because everything was fucked up on my end. I couldn't hear anything. I went with John and Al from Die Hard, Chief Rody and Hooper from Jaws. Tony went with Han and Chewie, Captain Jack and Will Turner, and Jay and Bob and what was the other one? Shrek and Donkey.

Speaker: Okay. Okay. All right, cool. I got you, Teddy. Don't worry about it. I got you covered. So, Chris... Number three. Let me see. Number... Well, since somebody wanted to call me out with my, uh, Woody and, uh, Buzz, I'm gonna go ahead and raise your raise.

Speaker: with Mike and Sully from Monsters Inc. And meanwhile I'm at it and I'm still hitting the raise and I'm setting the bar a little bit high for my number three pick. I don't think so. I'm pretty sure. That's okay, don't worry about it. Well this is really going to be a low hanging fruit that you guys are going to piss and whine and cry about. Because I'm going to go with Scooby and Shag. Oh you motherfucker. That's pretty good.

Speaker: I lost my backup. All right. All right. So we're going with, uh, four and five. So for four and five, I got Frank and Carl Hanratty from catch me if you can. Thank you. Okay. Thank you. Okay. Yeah. That's how you want to play. Okay. Frank and Carl Hanratty.

Speaker: Frank, Will, Abigail, and Carl Hadrani from Catch Me If You Can. In the beauty movie, Carl Hadrani's chasing around Frank, and they became boys at the end. I've never seen it. I could see why you never win. I could see why you never win. That was a good thing.

Speaker: So I can see why you never wear your assholes. So I'm also going to pick, and Mike will get this reference. Tony you might too. Sure. I'm going with Morris Day and Jerome from Purple Rain.

Speaker: Yeah, I love I love that you said that those two would get that and I would actually do not even like why you didn't tell me the band but I also could barely hear you but also not only from purple rain but Jay and silent Bob

Speaker: He said, he put that money in my hand, little man. If you don't, you owe me a wheel. 15 bucks, little man. That's why I put that money in my hand. I actually had Jay and Solid Bob last week, but I crossed them out and I wasn't going to use them this week either. I had them last week. So, Tony D. I had to end Solid Bob after two.

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Speaker: No, no, no. Is it under your keyboard? Did you accidentally eat it while you were eating everything else within reach? This list is going to be tasty. A little Italian dressing on it. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Don't hurt yourself thinking. It's only a three hour podcast. I'm going to go back because this was a series.

Speaker: And I've been controversial before, I'm gonna do it again. I'm gonna take Buck Rogers and Twiki. Nice. Controversial, diverse. I mean, the man does it all, I mean. Last week, I had probably the most diverse list out of all of us. Twiki, T -W -I -K -K -I -L -E -D -U -S.

Speaker: I'm running out of duos, even though I'm not. I don't want to cheat and just have to come on the top of the head.

Speaker: But being that I'm going to have to improvise, this is going to be ugly. You all just might have won this week because I can't believe I can't find my damn car. I had it sitting up here all damn day. Oh, yeah, that's right. When do I pick again? I do believe there was somebody that blew my mind. Today, Junior. Today, Junior.

Speaker: Let me go with Falcon and the Winter Soldier. That came on top of my head. They had a TV show, and they had a couple of movies. Yeah. Hey, Michael. Now you have time, not your time to go and find your list, so you don't have to go through that again. Now, for Glick. I love you ain't talking. For Glick, I'm going to see Scooby and Shaggy and raise them

Speaker: a Barney and Fred Flintstone. Mm, that was used already.

Speaker: No, it's not you said last week we couldn't use the chatters box if it was already been used I'm checking it calm down everybody Panties in the twist. Let me see

Speaker: Let me see. Let me see. Fred and Barney stand. They make the list. They're cool. They can make the list? Yep. It was in the chatter's box, but not the chatter's box of champions. Gotcha. I'm sorry. Bert and Ernie was you. That's right. That's right. I knew about Bert and Ernie. I didn't know Barney and Fred were here. I don't have a gavel. I need a gavel.

Speaker: All right, my next one will be Tim, the tool man, Taylor, and Al Borland. I'm gonna give you that one. I'm gonna give you that. That's a good choice. I meant to do this at the beginning of the

Speaker: at the beginning of this starting five, and I totally forgot, but now I'm gonna go ahead and do it now. Just because I can. Notice the bell. Okay, so Christopher, once again, we only have an hour for this.

Speaker: with my fourth and fifth pick. Tony, Michael, Jeffrey, you guys were all talking Marvel last week and Tony made a part Marvel pick.

Speaker: And it kind of blew my mind. And I sat here quietly because I, this was the first romance that came to my mind. And nobody said it, but I'm going to go with one, Mr. Tony Stark and happy. I thought his head of security, that would, that would be a better one. And, and in

Speaker: comments only stark and happy characters are even tighter than that so I know so yeah that's so there there's your there's your Marvel romance I'm gonna go with who am I gonna go with those suggestions calm down in the chatters box good lord

Speaker: With my fifth pick I'm going to go with Hmm who am I gonna go with boys? I'm gonna go with Mike used this in a one -liner top five. I thought you told us to hurry up get to the fucking point But we go with Doc Holliday and wider from tombstone

Speaker: I was, I debated it. I debated it. I didn't want to use the same tool twice. I, uh, this is a bit of a stretch. You don't want the bed? All righty. My number six. Everybody say goodnight. Goodnight buddy. For my number six, I'm going with Big Bird and Snuffleupagus.

Speaker: Oh yeah, I remember you telling me that last time. Not bad. Not bad at all. Somebody struck... Oh, someone's trying to get... I did think about that. I did think about that. Okay, and then I'm also going to go with the lowest of low hanging fruit, Shawn and Gus from Psych. It's not really a low hanging fruit if you're not a fan of the show. I'm not. That's a low hanging fruit.

Speaker: It's a low -hanging fruit for us, Jack. It's the reason I didn't do Shawn and Gus. And or JD and Turk. Hey, Cash. Betty said you're welcome for the Sesame Street idea. Yes, Betty, thank you. You're welcome. So Tony, you are at number six and seven. Now that I have my picture from me. Yes. Let me be clear.

Speaker: One choice that I did have written down, you all chose. The others I didn't remember, one I had to improvise. Allow me to give everybody, especially the egotistical, arrogant, self -proclaimed omnipotent one himself up there. Yeah, that's over. I mean, how did we know that? I mean, when you said the G .W .O. and you played the music, what was the duo? Yeah, it was Rodman and Hogan.

Speaker: Rodman and Hogan. Are you going Rodman and Hogan? No, no, I'm just asking out of curiosity. Was it Rodman and Hogan? Or it was Bischoff and Hogan. Because he wasn't specifying the characters. Or are you going to go to the outsiders and go to Scott and Hall? That's what I was thinking, honestly. Oh, Scott and Hall? Yeah. I think we had that discussion that wrestling was approved. OK, that's good. So if you have Hall and Nash, not Scott and Hall because Scott Hall is a venue. Yeah. For a wrestling fan, I'm actually a card of shame to you.

Speaker: I'm going to play the music. I don't have Holland Nash. I'm taking Hogan and the macho man. Okay. I see that wrestling move. Thank you very much. I see that wrestling move. Yeah, brother. I had this conversation.

Speaker: I had this conversation. I thought the conversation ended with, we were gonna do a wrestling top five. I've seen it, I've seen it tatted. And if the Hardy Boys were used last week, or no, they're brothers, brothers. All right, Tina. By Tina, yes. Yeah, tatted, if Jeff's seen what you put in there and he writes it down, then your list can be added to the Chatterbox list. Because as Jeff said, you guys have until the end of the show tonight. End of the show. Can we keep going? Do I have another pick?

Speaker: You have one more, sir. OK, I appreciate it. Now that I have my list, I'm a little bit more confident. His belt is getting on my nerves. And you all have not done anything to impress me, to which I will give you Boss Hog and Roscoe P. Coltrane. Thank you very much. I'll allow it. Thank you very much. Yes, OK. Make sure you put the Roscoe P. Coltrane. He's spelled it out every episode.

Speaker: In the last episode they were discussing wrestling and in the discussion they decided that wrestling is considered an entertainment and a TV show and it is a scripted

Speaker: It is a scripted episodic television show. More episodes than any other episodic TV show. The correct pronunciation is episodic. Episodic. Episodic. It's male sober. Who the fuck cares? Ram or Nazi? I'm the one holding the belt. I'll say whatever I want to fucking say.

Speaker: When you hold the belt, then you can say it how you want to say it really fast. Someone mad if they didn't get Macho Man. I'm not mad. I didn't get the Macho Man. Trust me. Trust me. I wasn't going to go wrestling. Tina, that was a hell of a point. My last one was home improvement, right, Jeff? Yes. All right. I am going to do Andy Taylor and Barney Fife. Nice.

Speaker: Nice, nice, interesting. I do like that pic. I did not think of that, and that's a good one. And I'm gonna go with my opinion, and I know I'm in the same age group of at least, you know, two unusual -ass motherfuckers. The ultimate romance from TV shows, Cory Matthews and Sean Hunter, what means world. Was that that pulled on the last one?

Speaker: No, it wasn't. He's good. He's good. Well, so it's me, right? Yeah. Oh yeah, it's you. What you got? Gonna go a little old school. I'm gonna go a little animated. Real old school with it. Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck.

Speaker: See, I've had those... I was thinking of Mickey Mouse and... They did do them Bugs and Daffy, but they go at it too much, and I didn't know if that would account it. Unless you watch Space Jam. Bugs and Daffy are boys. That's the thing. Like, they're boys. We're boys and we go at it all the time. We're boys like we are. We fuck with each other. And with that being said, my next pick from the Looney Tunes world, Bugs and Daffy.

Speaker: I had Mickey, I had Mickey and Donald and Bugs and Daffy wrote down side by side. When I thought of one, I instantly thought of the other.

Speaker: My number eight night, I'm gonna go with Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Well, that already is? No. Okay. It's five. And I'm also gonna go with Peter and Sydney from I Love You Man.

Speaker: from what? You know what? I love you. A movie. I love you, man. It's, um, Paul Rudd and, uh, it just came out. It just came out. Yeah. Yeah. He was like 2003. Okay. Yeah. I just, there's five for you guys, Travis. So just send me your five and we'll, we'll get it in. But that's a great movie.

Speaker: Yeah, I thought so. So that is my number nine, that's Peter and Cindy for my loving man. So Tony, your number eight and nine, sir. Let's see it. Let's see it, Tony. Don't just smile about it. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. I said it before I say it again. You gentlemen lack diversity.

Speaker: We've gone through characters, we've gone through actors. He's yawning at his own list, that's how bad it is. We have forgotten creators. My bromance at number eight will be Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of South Park. Nice. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Go ahead. I'm waiting for the question, come on. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker: baseball they were creators of South Park but if you're gonna use you have to use baseball you have to use baseball you cannot use the South Park yeah but they were not in those movies or

Speaker: Their voices work. But they were in baseball. So if you want to use them, I'm going to have to say it needs to be used for baseball, and I will put it in. Thank you, sir. They are voices on top? They do all the voices on top of us. Are they voices on South Park? Yes. Trey does Cartman. Trey does Cartman. Thank you, Ben. OK. OK, OK, OK. Gavin Glasses does Kenny.

Speaker: and verify that I have no plan. I don't know. I only watched the first season of South Park. It was one of the most horrible shows ever mixed. Do I have to do it? Do I have to do it? Do you really want more? Do you really want more than what I'm getting so far? Do you realize I've held this six times in a row? I'm not scared. You are such dissatisfied zealots. I actually agree with zealots. My number nine pick. I'm going to go easy on you. I'm actually quite surprised this has not been chosen.

Speaker: Dr. Evil and Minnie me. Thank you very much. I'm here all day. I'm here all day. That is actually a decent poll. I did not think of that. I shall call him Minnie me. It's kind of like one of the people calling me when I'm standing next to Chris.

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Jeff's my mini me. Your mini me looks like Freddie Mercury and Nicholas Cage had a tiny baby. Thank you, baby. Thank you, Tina. So Michael, you're eight and nine, sir. I will go with, and I'm actually surprised this hasn't been picked, I will go with J and K, men in black.

Speaker: Nice. They were bottom. They were bottom tier for me, but they were on my list. Four movies. Nice. Three. Three. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and

Speaker: This one is the one that I'm sure - What was this pic? With Jay and Kang from Men in Black. No, that was the second pic. No, that's my first. What was the other one? Oh, that was the first one. Okay. You pre -aculated on me. You said it on me. That's my -

Speaker: This one is, um... You did say it. I mean, yeah. And I got some... That's all in your fucking face. Rub it into your beard, it's good for... beard. Alright. That's a good little boy. Yeah, rub it in. That's what daddy likes. This one, oh, I'm gonna get on a slap from, um... Glick, but he's unintelligent, so it's okay. It's gonna be salmon photo from Lord of the Rings.

Speaker: Because you like shitty fucking fantasy movies does not make you intelligent, you jerk off. Randall said it. Randall said it best in Clerks 2. How that movie should have ended.

Speaker: I would rather watch paint dry before I would watch five minutes of

Speaker: Boring as shit. So so we are Are you talking to me or Jeff because

Speaker: Well, okay, so I got I got my eight and nine pick, right?

Speaker: I'm really surprised. No, no, wait a minute. How the movie ended. Which movie? And they got on a fucking boat. Which movie? That's how the movie ended. They flew away from the fucking...

Speaker: Volcano on either side. The final Lord of the Rings. This will be an argument. I'm going to sit back because I can't name all them fuckers. I just can't. Now you know why Mike has not had sex in a long time. Now I know why you still have those things. Everybody does have their own taste of greed, Tina. Well, with my number eight picks, Tony and Jeffrey, I'm kind of disappointed in you two goofy bastards. You still have my last one. I'm a fucking...

Speaker: Jeffrey, you being a car guy, and Tony, you've talked about this movie more times than I can count. But I'm going to go Vin Diesel and Paul Walker from Fast and Furious. Oh, yeah. That was the reason. That was the reason. I tried to stay away from Fast and Furious because it's too easy. No, it's not too easy. It's not too easy for me because I hate the entire movie franchise. But you talk about it more than I do. So I do not. I hate it. I hate Fast and Furious.

Speaker: What's your number nine? You are not supposed to tell anybody, Jeffrey. I told you that in confidence. You motherfucker. You leave it. That's what you get for not finishing them off like he asked you to. That's what he gets for being the bottom. I'm the man in this relationship. I get to finish. If he finishes, it's when I choose he finishes.

Speaker: Number nine from another from from another action franchise movie I'm gonna go with Barney and Christmas

Speaker: from Expendables, Jason Statham and Sylvester Stallone. That's a hell of a pit. That was on my reserve list. That's a hell of a pit. I did not have that. That was on my reserve list. And I will give a shout out to Jodi for that one because I did not think about that. And I love that movie. That was on my reserve list. And she brought it up tonight when her and I were talking and I was like, ooh.

Speaker: Jody big up so you could, that was a good grade. So give credit, I did too. I got it, I got it, tatted. For my number 10, I'm gonna need confirmation. I'm gonna need a confirmation. Oh, you can't use Shawshank, tatted. No, you can't. You can't use Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. Yeah, you can't use Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. For my number 10. Or Wayne's World.

Speaker: Yeah, sorry. OK, for my final number 10, I need a confirmation that it was not used already. Sure. If so, I have a backup. It's no big deal. But I have Lloyd and Harry from Dummett Dummett. Yeah, sorry, I've been used. Shout out to your box. We'll do it in a second. Jody had it last week. Jody. Jody. OK.

Speaker: Well fine, I will go with the lowest of low hanging fruit, Doc and Marty. From that. Back to the future. I'll see you, Teddy. Doc and Marty. That's a good fix. That's three movies. I'm going to give you that. That's three movies. I said that in the last one. Shazam! Yeah, but you didn't use it. No, I didn't use it. I just talked about it. Shazam! It's good, because I literally... My only other one, technically Tony, used it.

Speaker: Let me get this straight, yeah. Let me get this straight, yeah. I got it. I bumped it up to 10, and then you had to use ideas from me, Betty, and Tina to complete your test. I also worked 12 hours a day, Michael. I got it. I got it. Yeah, 12 hours a day.

Speaker: Shots fired. 12 hours a day. I take care of everything that happens. Okay, Tony, what's your number 10? What's your number 10, Tony? To finalize this properly, to clear the air, and for all intents and purposes, to stop the bullshit. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, my number 10 will be James St. Patrick and Tommy Egan. That's Ghost and Tommy off of the TV show Power. Thank you very much.

Speaker: Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. That's that's a new move. Never seen a new movie. That's a TV show. I've honestly never seen power. So I haven't seen it. It's all my game. See Patrick.

Speaker: and Tommy Egan, E -G -A -N. That is Ghost and Tommy from the TV show on Starz Power. If you got cable, watch it. If you got Roku, look it up. If you got bootlegging it, dig it up. You'll thank me by the end of the week. I promise you. Mike and Chris both have my bootleg website, so I'm smart. Watch series HD, baby. That plays rock. OK, Michael, number 10. I'm just saying, I did play. My number 10.

Speaker: see this one this one has uh because you gotta say you have to you have to stay strong so i am going to go with ricky and fred from i love would you say

Speaker: With my tenth pick, I didn't do it last week.

Speaker: But I gotta go from my heart with this one. It's one of my favorite movies. Mr. Don Johnson, Mickey Rourke, Harley Davison, and The Marble Man. Yeah, you brought that up before I would let that ride.

Speaker: You brought that up last week, I thought. Let that rise. I'm going to let that rise, because you chose it already. I haven't chosen it already. It was mentioned, but it was not used. Oh, OK. My apologies. My apologies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was never used. I thought it was. We've talked about the movie a few times. Well, I think we talked about it when I picked Mickey Rourke and my top five actors. That was going to be one of your stories. That was going to be one of your stories. No, we've talked about it. It was a game for you. A couple of times, because I thought it was fucking amazing.

Speaker: I think that will see you back. You'll take the best of life that's just passing you by. Isn't it your favorite movie myself?

Speaker: I like Mickey Rourke. Well, it's one of my favorite movies of all time period. No, Sid City. Sid City. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I'm with you on that one. I like Mickey. Mickey Rourke is awesome. Yeah, go ahead. Thank you, Tina. Oh, he is. In order of how they were picked and by who they were picked, I went with Snowman and the Bandit, John and Al from Die Hard, Chief and Hooper from Jaws, Frank and Carl from Catch Me If You Can, More Stands Your Own from

Speaker: Sean and Gus from Psych, Butch Cassidy from Sundance Kid, Peter and Sydney Fife from I Love You Man and Doc and Marty from Back to the Future. Tony went with Sam and Nicky from Casino, Han and Chewie, Captain Jack and Will Turner, Buck Rogers and is it Twiggy? Twiggy. Twiggy, okay. Twiggy. Falcon and Winter Soldier, Hogan and Macho Man, Boss Hogg and Roscoe P. Coltrane.

Speaker: Uh, the, I have to look it up, but it's the basic of all guys. Oh, I'll give it a name. Trey Parker and Matt Stone. No, no, but their characters names. Yes. Okay. Gotcha. Yeah. I have to look that up. Uh, Dr. And the ghost and Tommy.

Speaker: Ghost and Tommy not the ghost just ghost. Well, just ghost and Tommy. Let me help you out Hercules and Legolas I'm trying not to fall asleep listening to your guys's list. No, are you talking about the Kevin? But when you talk about the Kevin Sorbo show Mike, yeah, yes he was

Speaker: Yeah, I love that show. And Xena, Warrior Princess, I love those shows. I know exactly who Mike was picking when he said that. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: Herculean Linguist, Jade South Bob, Shrek and Donkey, Barney and Fred from Footstones, Tim and Al from Home Improvement, Andy and Barney from Andy Griffith Show, Corey and Sean from Boy Meets World, Jay and Kay from Men in Black, Sam and Frodo, and Richie and Fred from My Old Lucy. Chris went with Riggs and Murtaugh, Mike and Scully, Scooby and Shaggy, Tony and Happy,

Speaker: Doc and Wyatt Earp, say Mickey and Donald, Bugs and Daffy, Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Fast Fears, I have to look up their names, Barney and Christmas for the Expendables, and Harley Davidson and the Marble Man. That is the starting top 10. I will get it typed up and... Okay, Tatted, you're gonna hate me. You're gonna hate me, but do yourself a favor.

Speaker: Go back on Facebook, if you're on our Facebook page, and look at last week's list. You picked somebody else? Dumber was picked already. How about you? Nobody had point break last week, did they? What's up, Illinois? No. Hey, what's going on, Illinois? No, I wasn't on my backup, and I forgot to use it this time. OK. So we need one more from you, Ted. No, I used point break, didn't I? Uh -oh. No, you used point break in a different list. OK, I used.

Speaker: No, you used... I used Bill and Ted. Yeah, Bill and Ted. Bill and Ted. Bill and Ted was moved. Patrick has backups. So we got the bromances to bed? I think bromances after this week are going to bed. Yeah, we're going to bed. We're done with the bromances. Yeah, I'm almost out of choices. So we'll have a brand new list. Okay, so let's jump into the chatters box real quick. We got the break pushing up against us.

Speaker: Um, gas pushing up against you. Go ahead. So let's not guess. Are we going to just do an hour or are we going to quickly do the chatters box or are we going to I'm doing I'm going to do the chatters box right now. Yeah, that's what he's doing right now. I'm sorry. I have a I have a couple of ideas as as as I said, while Chris is pulling those up. I got a number. Okay. What's on my backup? I'll throw it in.

Speaker: My wife loves that show. All right. You ready for the Chatter's box? Yeah. Yes. All right. In the Chatter's box, coming in first, I'm just going as how they came into the evening. That's a good one. That's a good one. Tina. Tina had Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Yes. Which is what I just used, yeah. She had Johnny and Pony Boy from the Outsiders. Holy shit. Nice. Whoa. Damn it. That girl's good.

Speaker: Yeah, she had coke singers and Howie Munson from the fall guy I'm kind of jealous of this and I will be honest because I've seen this list and I wanted to put them on my list but I didn't and I was upset that I didn't think about them but Cordell Walker

Speaker: And James Trevett from Walker, Texas Ranger. Never watched it. That's a good duel. How the hell you never watched Walker? I never watched Walker, Texas Ranger. I never watched original. That's the only good thing to ever come out of Texas. No, that's a lie. That's a lie. It's a white show. It's OK. That's a lie. There's a woman in Texas. That's a lie. And they just did a remake of Walker with the guy who plays Sam in Supernatural. And it's actually pretty damn good, too. Oh, really?

Speaker: Not so much for the karate kicking kung fu and stuff. But in her fifth pick, she had Ferris Bueller and Cameron Fry from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Nice, Paul. So, and coming in, this is where it gets a little... Hairy. Weird. Relevant with her list. List. Okay, here we go. With an S.

Speaker: She has Eddie Haskell and Wally Cleaver from Leave it to Beaver. Nice. Nice pull. Now I'm going in. I'm going into trying to dig into my memory banks a little bit here with a couple of these. And one of these may or may not fly. So Jeff, you're going to have to, if they don't, I'll pull from her other list. She's got Fred Savage and Paul Pfeiffer. That's one, two years. I do know that. Okay. Yeah.

Speaker: Morgan Freeman and Tim Robbins, they're out because they were used last week. So he's got Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis.

Speaker: Ooh, nice pull, that is from the, they did a bunch of movies together. That's an epic clip. Did they do a movie together? They did a lot of movies together. They did several movies together. Yes, they did several movies together. I would say there's seven great movies. That's good, that's good. I'm gonna go ahead and let you know straight up. I'll take one of the movies that are in. Yeah, just pick a movie. I'll find one of the movies that are in and grab one. But that's a good pull. Relevant, I thought they did, it's relevant, Tina. I thought they did a lot of movies, I just wasn't 100 % sure.

Speaker: Yeah, they started out and then she had. And then she had. Renan Stimpy.

Speaker: Nice. And Steve Urkel and Carl from Family Matters. I mean, you've got to put that down. We all should be ashamed. We didn't think of that. We all should be ashamed. Actually, that is all. I was debating. No. I was debating whether you should use Steve Urkel and something like that. Eddie Winslow. Eddie. Or Eddie Winslow and Waldo. All my reserves.

Speaker: So I had family matters. Then he had Vicki. And you got Vicki with her top five. Dante and Randall from Clerks. Nice. I was debating that one. I was stronger. She also had Cory and Sean from Boy Meets World. Scott and Styles Selinski from Team Wolf. Nice.

Speaker: Nice. Jake and Charles from Brooklyn Nine -Nine. Nice. And Mark Sloan and Derek Shepherd and Grey's Anatomy.

Speaker: She went digging in the crates. That's a serious that's a serious list I Said it before and I say it again. I love her. We are not all picking the same thing Do you realize how much all of us are picking everything different pickups to all y 'all for real Betty said where's her legs? Everybody's doing it

Speaker: So you got, I mean, there are, there are, there are, there are some, there are some double picks and stuff like that. But as we said in the chatter's box, it's all good. It's really hard not to get the same. Well, and I'm not going to, I mean, outside of, outside of tonight, outside of tonight with, with, with tatted mama, because she wasn't here last week, you know, obviously we're going to be like, Hey, you're here, you're live. Let's go ahead and clean up your list. But Betty with her top five,

Speaker: She had Felix and Oscar with the Odd Couple. She had Jay and Silent Bob. This is the only one on Betty's list that doesn't meet the criteria. And she was here, so she knew what we asked for. Betty, shame on you. But she put all four guys from The Hangover.

Speaker: Oh, Betty, you're here. That's not a bromance. You have to pick a second. You have to replace it with something else, because it is a bromance on a four -way. It has to be two. It has to be a two. OK, I thought you were here. It has to be a two. Take care. Take care. Take care. Well, it's either she picks a new one, or we just grab two guys from the four. Yeah.

Speaker: Let's go. Let's go with the dentist. Well, she's here. She's here. She's here and she wants to go with you guys from the four or she can pick another one. We'll give it to the guys out of there for if it'll fly. She'll need to pick two of them. Actually, actually, actually, yeah, let me let you two from that list. So she should just grab two of them. So I don't I don't I'm not a big fan of that movie. Cooper and Helms, which is whatever you whatever I'll look up their names. But yeah, yeah.

Speaker: for the three best front set. Anybody could walk. The problem with Zach Alpha Nexus, he was almost the third wheel all the time. Just pick two. The two that you said, Jeff, Betty said that's perfect. That's perfect. The first two you said. So go with that. She had Ferris and Cameron as well for her number four pick. And her fifth pick, she had Jeremy and John, Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson from Wedding Crashers.

Speaker: whatever you put on the list. She also, she also had Ferris on camera.

Speaker: Nice. That was pretty good. I wrestled with those. Oh, Betty, you had three. Three. Yeah. Me and Betty got some pennies. Good, Betty. Jodi got her list in there. Her number one pick. Kind of surprised that it wasn't picked by any of us.

Speaker: But Will and Chucky, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon from Good Will Hunting. I haven't seen that in a while.

Speaker: fantastic fucking movie. And when we were talking about it, when we were talking about it, I said, I wonder, I wonder, I wonder if that Robin Williams and Ben, Matt Damon would have been a better pick. And she shut me down and put me in my fucking place and said, no, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.

Speaker: Yeah, so Yeah, we had that discussion also about Batman and Alfred she her number two pic she had

Speaker: from Sherlock Holmes. She had Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. Yeah. Yeah. And then she, for number three, for number three, she had Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker from rush hour. Lee and Carter number number four.

Speaker: Yeah, number four, SpongeBob and Patrick. And number five. Number five, she had Tony and Christopher from The Sopranos. And we talked about this because I didn't watch the show. I want to watch the show. I know I'm really late to the game. It's hard to go. It's hard to get through. Well, it's not all that good.

Speaker: Yeah, so Tony and Chris are from Sopranos. I know a little bit about Sopranos. I didn't think about Sopranos. Yeah, we did do subs of anarchy. Yeah, we did O .P. and Jax. He did O .P. and Jax, yes, last week. And last but not least. And I think some else is this. Did Cheyenne turquoise end yet or no?

Speaker: I just got it. Oh, shit. Can you send it again? I can't read. I can't open it. Send it to me one more time. Yeah. So we've got tatted mamas coming in. With her list. With tatted mamas joining in. With tatted mamas joining in. Now how all the champions competing against each other from the chatter's box. No, not all of them.

Speaker: Cams not in there. I don't think I know there's a couple that are Relevance never won. I don't know if Betty or Vicki. Well Vicki I think is one I Don't think Betty's one. Well, then you got to remember they this is this is only like their fifth list Okay, so Betty did not win. Oh send me your list Somebody used that last week

Speaker: What's that? No, I never thought it was going to happen. I've never gone with one out of gun with Bubba in Forest, but okay. Yeah. Of course, Betty, we here for the fun. I'm here to have a ball with this shot. I don't like what everybody's coming up with. The competition is awesome. At the end of the day, the competition is fun. I got to get tatted to send me her list. One more time. It's just fun to be part of it.

Speaker: I almost came up with another choice. Let me stop because this is supposed to be over. We'll be another damn weekend. I'm running out of choices. I can't do another one. I got 20. I heard you. You got me thinking what you said. So go ahead and write down Forrest Gump and Lieutenant Dan for Tatted. Right. You're going to have to write this one down because she's sending it to you. I do too, man. I really do. I do too. Yeah. All right. Give me a second.

Speaker: So she's got it's all fun. Yeah, but. All right, here we go. Now I got it. So she's got. Nope, that one's OK. No, it's OK. She's got dudes where dude, where's my car? Actually, I was thinking about her and Stiffler Groot and Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy. She's also got Harley and Marvel from Harley Davidson and Marvel Man. She's got

Speaker: Point Break, Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze, and Forrest Gump and Lieutenant Dan. Okay, wait, I have Forrest Gump, the point dude who has been fired, Harley James, the Baltimore Man. Point Break. What is it? Point Break. And Groot and Rocket. Groot. I am Groot. Now, there's a few, on my reserve list, there were a few that I want to

Speaker: I had we're not going through your 30 other reserve list. We're already 70 minutes past break. Good Lord. We only got we only got an hour left because I am definitely getting off as soon as possible tonight because I have to get off in. Then personally.

Speaker: I got other stuff I gotta do, too. I got work stuff I gotta do. I put it on over 60 hours a week and it worked. Since the guy who was talking to me last night was like, I gotta go bang my wife. And then 10 minutes later was sending me videos on TikTok. I was like, well, that was quick. Loser. Was it 10 minutes? No. Was it 10 minutes and 30 seconds? Because that would be in 11 minutes. We were trying to kill my battery, so we were watching porn and sending TikToks.

Speaker: already then. I had to go unless Jeff wrote it all down. I'd have to go back through the emails. No. Uh yeah. I haven't written it down because I'm I'm really cleaning up bars so I can type them in. Uh so what I would do

Speaker: Yeah. If it wasn't such a hassle, Tina, I would go back through, but I would have to go back into the emails and all that stuff. So Jeff will have it up tomorrow on Facebook. Uh, nonsensical nonsense. I will probably.

Speaker: I will probably try my best to at least get it posted on Instagram and Twitter tomorrow at nonsensical nonsense. And then it'll be up on TikTok by Monday. So just go follow us on all social media at nonsensical nonsense. The list will be poded, poded, poded words are hard.

Speaker: posted by Monday at the latest. And then you guys can get your votes in. You have until Wednesday. It's going to be poded. Poded. Poded. But yeah, the list will be posted by Monday at the latest on all social media. So you guys can get in there and you can vote on all the lists. Remember, vote for the list you like, not the person you like.

Speaker: That's why I made a heel turn because I am the eight times six in a row champion and nobody likes me. That's why I had to make a heel turn and do the GWO on your asses. And now I will get no votes and I will scream anarchy and say the starting five is bullshit and declare myself the winner.

Speaker: No, I'm just kidding. Vote for the list you guys like. And we got the chatter's box. Not only is it a chatter's box of champions that we're going to be doing, but it is a champions versus champions chatter's box. Everybody, almost everybody in there with a list has won at least once in the chatter's box. Yes.

Speaker: But let's go ahead and go to break real quick with our, with our guys, black top Mojo. If you're not already, give them a follow, give them a listen. Anywhere you stream music, anywhere you on social media at black top Mojo. If you're watching them on YouTube or whatever, drop a comment, let them know. Nonsense will nonsense. With that being said, I'm being lazy. I'm going to the first cover that popped up and because I've been listening to it a lot and I think we all agree it's a killer cover. Tony digs it. So let's go to break. Let's hope there's not an ad. There's a fucking ad James.

Speaker: Good evening, James. There's always a fucking ad. Right? It's just not an ad free. Ad free is just not in the nonsensical nonsense budget right now. We blew all our cash behind airplanes and helicopters and spaceships and monster trucks, women, and all that jazz.

Speaker: But we'll be right back here in just a few minutes. Enjoy a little black top mojo with every imagining of my girl. Good song. Good song. There ain't no sunshine.

Speaker: It's a cloudy day When it's cold outside Nobody's there for me I guess you'd say What can make me feel this way

Speaker: She don't call me honey That stings like a bee There's no music now

Speaker: No birds in the trees And I guess you'd say What can make me feel this way, my girl? Talking about my girl

Speaker: We are gone She seemed to know my pain She gave me back my pain And she left me all alone

Speaker: Start.

Speaker: They got me. I came on a little too early.

Speaker: But anyways, welcome back to Nonsensical Nonsense. Hopefully you guys have enjoyed the first two hours. A little bit of technical difficulties. Hopefully we can work through those. But we got our starting five, which was the top 10 this week. I wanted to give the boys an actual chance to challenge me. But as I said, welcome back to Nonsensical Nonsense. I'm Glick. We got Jeffrey in the house. We got Michael in the house.

Speaker: We got Tony coming back to the house. Tony had to go outside and threaten the Uber driver, the Uber Eats driver again. If you guys aren't already again, like we said, give us a follow on all social media at Nonsenseical Nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and the old ticky -tocky.

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Speaker: Yeah, but if you actually if you go to Spotify and you go to your little search box or you say hey Spotify Give me nonsensical nonsense and it'll play the latest episode of nonsensical nonsense for you

Speaker: So you can do that, you can get all of our episodes there. If you would like to join in next week and get into this Chatter's Box starting five when we announce our starting five on Wednesday night, you can simply do that by emailing us at nonsenseononsensepodcast .com. All right, we are back in it. Hey, real quick, real quick. The Chatter's Box does choose the winner.

Speaker: That's why you vote on social media. His is a baseball character's name is Joe and Doug. Okay.

Speaker: That is, that is the whole concept of the starting five and putting it up on social media is because we allow the listeners and fans to vote. So yes, technically the chainers box does vote on the champion. We're not going to leave it up to the live because a lot of people bounce in and out. You've been kicked off halfs five times already. What the hell are you doing? Check the chat, Glick. I'm on Snapchat. Did you see that? No, I'm talking on Snapchat. Oh, Snapchat.

Speaker: Okay, wait. Okay, I read that wrong. Okay, all right, no, he's good, he's good, he's good. Yeah. Yeah, no, I ain't worried about that. Well, I mean, I am worried about that, but I'm not worried about Mike giving out. Mike, we'll be back here in just a few. Yeah, did he get a call from his matcha chief?

Speaker: This Snickers is there. Tony's is the Machu Chi. Mike is Snickers. But like I said, that is why we post it up on all social media. So yes, essentially the chatters box does pick the winners. So welcome back Mike. Everything okay, dude? We'll just check the chat. My wife took my phone.

Speaker: Okay, no worries, no worries, you're good, Mike. Take care of it. Take care of it if you've got some, man, for real. This guy shows up, please. What are we going to do with this guy? Smile, Michael.

Speaker: No, no way. We're going to go hang out your house. There's and there's no tokens, no tickets, no guys. Teenagers are on the back seat. Do you know you have to win up to 36 ,000 tickets for a pair of iPods? None of that bullshit. Get your honey. Put your quarters in. You got Bragg and Rusty walk away. Yeah.

Speaker: Let's go ahead.

Speaker: Do you know? Do you guys know, and I'm sure you do, there are actual what they call retro bars. And you go into the bar and they have the original Atari NES, Super NES, PlayStation. They've got all the game systems but it's a far. There was one down in Florida, when I went down to Florida a few years back,

Speaker: to do basically you want to talk about a motherfucker being treated like a goddamn rock star like he's somebody important and famous i went down to tampa to meet a bunch of my friends that are in podcasting and music and and comedians and like one comedian just blew up on america's got talent this year

Speaker: They treated me like I was the famous one. It was insane. But one of my buddies, Stan, we went out one night, well, we drank every single night. We went out every single night and drank. But one night we went to this bar that was around the corner after we got done doing them, because I was on like six podcasts that week. It was so crazy. Give me one second. My apologies. Give me one second. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, you're good. But one night we ended one of the podcasts that I was on. Your number nine, Sam and Fred, what are they from?

Speaker: I think that ball was kind of like that because they had a Super Nintendo. Whoa. Hello, Nelly. That was random. All right. Um, but the bar I went to had a Super Nintendo laying out there and like bunch of couches and they had my ultimate, all my favorites in the game out there, which was a Donkey Kong. So that was, I mean, and then you,

Speaker: Then you go down the steps and you can order beer. And then they had pinball machines, foosball. They had the hockey foosball one. Not that nice. So when you come up and visit, you and Jody? Like the bubble hockey? Yes.

Speaker: And it was USA versus Russia, it was great. They had Guitar Hero, and then they had Pinball, they even had Last Action Hero Pinball.

Speaker: You froze with the goofiest look on your face So yeah like this this bar you didn't have to pay anything to play the video game

Speaker: So they had all these big screens and TVs and stuff, but it was like you walked in and right there was the bar and you could order food and everything like that. You could do all that stuff, but then you could play all these old school video games. Dude, Stan and I had so much fun in there. I didn't want to leave, but we had to go down to, I think we went to keyboard that night.

Speaker: because we were going to see a bunch of our comedian friends that night, and I was getting to meet everybody. But I want to see if there's a bar like that in Ohio. Like, close to me. That'd be something to Google. Because I would love to do. Not even for the drinking. Obviously, I'd have a couple beers and stuff. I just want to go play the old school video games and hang out and stuff. There you go. In Google, search Barcade. Barcade.

Speaker: Yeah, the one down in Tampa, Mike's computer just crashed.

Speaker: Um, but the one down in Tampa was like retro bar gaming or a retro bar or something like that. But I mean, they had every game system in there and then they had all the games that you can play. You didn't have to pay for it. It was so much fun. Uh, it was, you know, I, one of my, one of my, I have a few things on my wish list to eventually own one. I'm of course being a bull table just because I have one in my basement.

Speaker: I'll sell it to you for $20 ,000. The actual pool table, I'll sell it to you for $200, but it's going to cost the extra $18 ,800 to ship it. I found a couple of them down here I can buy really cheap. The problem is I don't have a place for it. I mean I can put a whole true carry and put it in my front yard.

Speaker: Backyard? Well, I don't have a backyard to speak up, but I can put it in my front lines. Well, I mean, and unlike Drew Carey, because they were in Cleveland, you don't get winter and snow down. Now, you did get a lot of rain, so you would have to...

Speaker: You would have to waterproof it with tenor or something. The humidity might get to it. I know you want like the real arcade game, but you know that like Best Buy and Walmart, they sell a small down like a, it's a standup arcade game, but it's just smaller. It's smaller, but it's the exact same thing. Here they sell a standup video game, but it comes with like 300 games on it.

Speaker: Yeah. So it's like they build a box and they have a, you know, it's the joystick and the buttons, but they also have a list of games you can go through on the game. So it's like start twice, it'll bring up the menu and it's basically like a Nintendo system in a stand -up box.

Speaker: But yeah, that's what I said. Go on Best Buy or Jeff and look up arcade games and you'll see what I'm talking about. They're the standup arcade and they've got some, they've got the Mortal Kombat one and it's got all the Mortal Kombat arcade games. The one I wanted to get, I wanted to get NBA Jam.

Speaker: And it's got the four, it's got the four controllers for NBA Jam. And if I had more room in all honesty, I would have bought them. Like when I first moved into my apartment and I had money, I was going to get the NBA Jam one.

Speaker: and I wanted to get the big hunt because it had like all the big hunt wild safari it had like five or six games on it and then it had the og arcade game with galaga and pac -man and centipede I would like to get cruising USA

Speaker: I got a half I got a half paper boy 10 -yard fight Dig dug that 14 Tomcat the pinball game karate champ said that we'll go from there You want you want you want the full blown you want the full blown Where where it's like

Speaker: I mean, I'd rig it up so you could literally, instead of putting the corners, you had a button. But where it'd be a full -on, I could play Cruisin' USA or Cruisin' World, because they had like six to eight cars you could choose from. But if you held button one or two, you could change those cars to another six or eight different cars. And if you held three, you could change it to another six. So there was like 25 cars on it.

Speaker: chatters box anybody watching this live are we good are we frozen Facebook we look good yeah Jody said that we are frozen but on Facebook we look good okay I've got Facebook pulled up on my on my

Speaker: my other phone. That's literally the only thing I use this other phone for anymore at this point is an alarm clock and when we're live so I can get the comments. When the comments want to work. It's the only thing I use this other phone for. I've kind of contemplated giving it to cash just to have to play with, but it's so old. It's a Galaxy Samsung S7.

Speaker: And the newest one that just came out was the S21. But it still works perfect, though. That's the thing. There's nothing wrong with the phone. There's not even a scratch on the screen. It's just the battery's so old, it's worn out. You good, sir? You know what? You froze, and I tried to screenshot your face on it, and I just missed it. So make this face.

Speaker: Wait for it, wait for it. It's not clear enough. He's all fuzzy still. We gotta get our man out of the basement. We gotta get him out of the basement or we gotta get him a router in the basement or wherever. Are you in the basement or the garage? Yeah, Mike is so glitchy. Try refreshing your shit. It's gonna happen. Let's get into this top 10 real quick.

Speaker: Yeah, let's jump into this top ten. Hold on a second. It's my top ten, because it's my show, and I do everything, and I have a - It's 30 minutes. I got to play the fucking top ten, you stupid freaks. You know how to tell when Jeff's wife's home? Yeah, I got to go in 30 minutes. When he leaves at 11 o 'clock.

Speaker: I'm going to be unbelievable. I also have family over. Do you want to do the top 10? OK, first of all, nobody in that family speaks English. Second of all, none of them even like your goofy ass. Do you want to do the top 10 or do you want to do my words of wisdom? Do your words of wisdom real quick, and then we'll jump into the top 10. All right. Well, I'm going to skip the intro at all times.

Speaker: It's Mike's words of wisdom. He's Mike the big dog and he has words and they're full of wisdom. Sometimes. Thank you, Glick. I got you covered. Today we're going to talk about and I feel, I feel,

Speaker: A lot of people, majority people, they watch this. They think that that's what love is. Love isn't about feelings. True love is about self -sacrifice and commandment. Sacrificing oneself for your partner daily. And that's about it. A good example of that is Jeff and Cliff.

Speaker: We know that Jeff loves Glitch very much because he sacrificed his kids so Glitch will win. I agree with that. Finally, Mike and I agree on something.

Speaker: That is, that is, I love you, Joe. You, you, you complete me. I just can't quit you, Jeffrey. I wish I could quit you. No, but it's, come on, kiss me on the neck. On a serious note. It's the remix.

Speaker: We're catching every like 15th word. It's all right. We can do it.

Speaker: We can do it. It's fine. Yeah. Well, we get you. No, I'm seeing it. No, it's all right. You were coming through a little bit, but it is glitching in for my fatality over there. Shit. Yeah, we said like like Glick and Mike, I said. She just said, fuck, I get into this. Yeah, right.

Speaker: I can find a god dang thing. Damn it. What the hell is it at? But true love is sacrificing your own desires and wants for the benefit of your partner. And then trusting them not to hurt you for it. Right. And when you have two people that do it in a relationship

Speaker: You have something that only about 5 % of the world actually literally have. I 100 % agree with that. Parents. My parents and myself and my family. Any girl that comes to me and says that love is 50 -50, automatically not going to talk to you. Well, friends, love is 100%, period. End of story. Let me play something for you. Let me play something for you.

Speaker: Chris Rock nailed this shit on the head. And it kind of goes against what you're saying. Chris Rock nailed this shit on the head. And I put it on my Facebook, or on my Snapchat the other day. Because a lot of times with what you're saying, it's a one way street. Only one person is trying. So listen to this, listen to this just for a second, guys. The relationships are tough.

Speaker: It's only tough when one person's working on it. Two people can move a couch real easy. One person can't move it at all. You're in a relationship, let me try that, help me right now. Stop competing. Her success is your success and your success is her success. Number two, there is no equality in a relationship. We need to lay down.

Speaker: You're both there to serve. You are in the service industry, okay? You're the band. And when you're in a band, you have roles that you play in the band. Sometimes you sing lead, and sometimes you own tambourine. And if you're on tambourine, play it right. I'm gonna fucking smile, because nobody wants to see a mad tambourine play. All right?

Speaker: That's true. That doesn't go against what I'm saying. A little bit. No, it does. You were saying that love is a two -way street. It says it in a different way. We'll put it that way. Yeah. I agree with that because you can only sacrifice so much. You have a relationship and you have a relationship goal. When I'm talking about sacrificing, you're sacrificing

Speaker: your wants and your desires for the good of the couple together because you all go together. You should never sacrifice success for my success. But if it's not reciprocated what's the point?

Speaker: You should never, if you're in a relationship, if you're in a relationship, and I'm gonna kinda make this short and sweet and dip it in the bud, nothing against you guys, but if you're in a relationship, and this is what I'm learning right now, I should not have to sacrifice and give up my wants and needs. I shouldn't have to sacrifice my goals and my dreams to better the relationship. I've done that.

Speaker: And all it's done is kick me in the dick. That's why I've only talked about being on a pocket. I couldn't deal with Jeff anymore. What I'm going to do is I'm going to write it down. What I'll do is because I'm not disagreeing with click. I'm not disagreeing with Chris Rock. I feel like I'm not

Speaker: insinuating my point correctly enough so it's coming out a little differently. Let me write it down and do a full presentation because I do not disagree with Glick. Glick and me have talked about this. You know you and me agree with this. So let me write it down and we'll read into that.

Speaker: can clash with the true meaning of it. But you're not wrong in what you're saying. What we got going on right now is a whole lot different than what it's supposed to be. But what you're saying is true. You're supposed to sacrifice with each other. It makes you all 100%. There it is. There it is. That's what I was looking for. You shouldn't have to give up anything about yourself to be happy with who you're with. So there's two sides to that argument. I fully agree.

Speaker: That's what I was missing because if you have two people that are aligned and together have a true partnership, then you do have that your success is my success is your success and you shouldn't have to get phone calls right after a podcast where you have to explain

Speaker: yourself for every little thing that you said, instead you're going to get the, you're going to do the podcast no matter where you're staying at tonight. Yeah. And when I make your successes, my successes, it's our success. Yeah. Yeah. And that's, that's, that's where you kind of lost me, Mike. And that's, that's what I was looking for that each other, not the, not that you have to sacrifice because

Speaker: You expressed perfectly but with your glitching it didn't come through correct, but yeah, okay, okay

Speaker: So let's change the subject, pull the e -brake, 180 that bitch. Pull the emergency brake, whip the car to this. Rock it out. Those were Mike's words of wisdom. Mike said words and they were full of wisdom. Or something like that. And then everybody made it make sense.

Speaker: Sometimes you got to come together as a group as a unit and we make it work. Yeah, that's a great thing about our show We're gonna go ahead and roll into part three What the hell am I even looking at the damn terminator fucking thing

Speaker: Uh, where the hell is it at? There it is. Part three of the highest grossing films, film franchises of all time. Uh, there we go. Uh, just a real quick recap from 50 to, uh, 30. Yeah. Yeah. Oh God. What's going on? Okay. So we got coming at number 50 on the list was

Speaker: This motherfucker doesn't start working was the mummy franchise starring Brandon Frazier 49 the die -hard franchise Starring the one and only mr. Bruce Willis man can do no wrong in my opinion number 48 Pink Panther multiple stars played inspector So so inspector clue soul I

Speaker: Inspector Crusoe. Number 47 coming in with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja! Go, Ninja!

Speaker: Coming in at number 46, Mr. Keanu Reeves in the Matrix franchise. It should have stopped after the second one. But I digress. Yes. You do digress. Yes. They should have never did the fourth one. They should have left it. They should have left it with what was the animated one? The animatrix? So one or two of the animatrix? I didn't watch it. Coming in at number 45. Coming in at number 45 again.

Speaker: When he wasn't glitching, it made sense. Benny. Benny said that, not me. That was not me. Coming in at number 45, again, many actors played this character, Mr. Jack Ryan. The series included The Hunt for Red October, Patriot Games, Clear and Present Danger, Some of All Fears, and Jack Ryan's Shadow Recruit. Ben Affleck, Chris Pine, John Krasinski,

Speaker: And Alec Baldwin and Harrison Ford all played Jack Pariah in the series. That's a fucking lineup of gentlemen to play, one character. Patriot Games was the shit. I don't care what you write. That was the shit. Clear and present danger in Patriot Games. Oh, I'm sorry. Coming out of the number. I'm coming out of the number every day of the week and twice on Sunday. No problem. All right. Things in here don't rack well for bullets.

Speaker: I'm sorry. Yeah, like me. Every day, all day. This is supposed to be a quick recap. Jesus Christ. Sorry. I love that fucking movie. Go ahead. Sorry. I wasn't here for the last one, so I'm hearing all this. Whose fault is that? I'm sorry. I apologize. Maybe if you show up for the show. I don't know. Maybe. Coming in at number 44, the Jumanji franchise. You want my ex? You're in a week of trade.

Speaker: And I don't want her at all. But I will deal with her if you have me. I mean, we can trade. I don't live. And then I could be your podcast. Jeff, I got a leader you knew, so. I don't know. I feel sorry for her. I heard her feelings. Do that thing. Committee number 43, Back to the Future, Doc Brown, and Martin.

Speaker: Coming in at number 42, which kind of baffled all of us when I said this was the airplane franchise. Or airport, sorry, not airplane, airport. Number 41, The Incredibles, Disney Pixar. Number 40, I think it's a favorite of all four of us in this show, or on this show, the Ghostbusters franchise. Absolutely. Loved one and two.

Speaker: I like the Who You Gonna Call song. Love Wanted To and After Life. After Life was good. But what was that song that they played in the second one? Wasn't it the second one when they had the Statue of Liberty and they were playing that song and she was blocking? Come on, Tony, it's right in your wheelhouse. I don't remember anything. I know the song. It was the same guy that did Ghostbusters. Somebody looked that up in the chatter's box and it's running through my head.

Speaker: Yeah, number 39 was the Alien franchise with Sigourney Weaver. And I think we - Your love is gonna lift me higher. Yeah, there it is. That's what it was.

Speaker: The song was playing in my head I could hear it, but I couldn't think of the name of it coming at number 30 I gotta say about Ghostbusters is when someone asks you if you were a god you say yes

Speaker: We came, we saw, we kicked its ass. Yes. I am the gatekeeper. Coming in at number 38 was Ice Age movie franchise. And I still feel, I love the sloth guy, but that poor squirrel man, all that man wanted to do, much like Mike, all that squirrel wanted was a nut. Just proof that not always is, that even blinds people can get a nut sometimes. Yep.

Speaker: Coming at number 37 Matt Damon solidified himself as a bona fide badass action star with the born series Number 36 again One of my favorite duos probably one of my favorite action movie franchises from the 90s. Mr. Riggs and Mertz Hall and Lethal Weapon. Yes 36 80s and 90s. Yeah, yeah 80s and 90s. Oh

Speaker: From being home alone, coming in at number 35, from being home alone to being lost to New York, to playing in the Super Bowl against the Rams, Macaulay Culkin, and home alone. Number 34, another one of my favorites.

Speaker: from the 80s and 90s and even into 2000, Beverly Hills Cops with. Yes. Well done fucking man. Axel Foley. Give us, give us, give us the lamp. Give us, give us the lamp. You want a coffee break? Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -

Speaker: Coming in at number 33. I still use that line from that movie though, when he's like, if I drink club soda, I'll throw up. Yeah. I use that line. Coming in at number 33, Disney Pixar strikes again with Finding Nemo. Yeah. Escape. Escape. Number 32, the man himself, the Terminator.

Speaker: I realized that you know, he was Conan before that thing but terminator put that motherfucker on the map

Speaker: Oh absolutely, what do you want on the map? I'll go with that. And the fact that he was still in, like, what, Terminator? One of the last. One of the last ones. All of them. Yeah, he was in every one of them. That one, I think, what was it? Salvation, where the chick was in it, and she was the robot? She beat the hell out of that man in the bathroom. Beat the hell out of him. Well, not all of that. She beat the shit out of him. Get to a G. Yeah.

Speaker: number 31 number 31 on the list for the round out the recap J and K themselves the men in black movie franchise

Speaker: I have not seen the fourth one, but I'm so torn. I'm so torn if I want to watch it or not, because who would have thought Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones would have been so good together? Right? Well, you know what? As actors, they were hard to not be good together. Right. Well, as actors, but as fans of both of those actors, it's not a duo that you think of. No. The newest one?

Speaker: I would say it tried too hard to be the other booze. Is that the one with the NASA program? No, it's in London and it's Chris Hemsworth. The NASA program was number three. I watched half of it and lost interest. The newest one where it was the girl.

Speaker: She's been searching for a man black girl. All right. So let's roll into, let's roll into 30 to 29 for the, this week's top 10. Jeffrey, you called me by this. You, you called me this in a comment on Facebook today. Number 30.

Speaker: You can call me an asshole on Facebook. Did you call me an asshole on Facebook today? It's Saturday, yeah probably. I know what he's got raised. It's the King Kong franchise, am I wrong? Yeah, number 30, the King Kong franchise. Because I posted my new profile pictures, Jody and I and Jeff. I want to get that woman away from Kong.

Speaker: You're just mad if you saw that or not. You just mad before I said that about you when you were married. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Please. No one was caught rescuing me.

Speaker: The Kong franchise, the King Kong franchise has six movies. Now get this guys, this might be one of the oldest franchises on this list. It might be. 1933 to present. That wasn't a bad 2017.

Speaker: uh no the newest one was just like last year or something like that or the year before but uh it is made uh domestically one one

Speaker: uh one billion over one billion dollars one point one four hundred thousand of the movie they only made six movies there's only six movies on franchise yeah one point one billion dollars i got a dip worldwide worldwide kong has made one point two billion dollars it's ten two i got an 11

Speaker: Appreciate it. This is fun. I'm gonna run this back so I can see the tenor for this. Yeah, you're good, too I will see you all everybody in the chat. Thank you all again for warning me here. This is always fun. This is always a kid I will see you all soon and y 'all take care. All right Well, since you're not gonna be here for the end hit him with the mother had your mother mother made mother had you mother made you That's right. Yeah, I'll take care of your buddy. You too man. I'll see you Monday night man. Absolutely

Speaker: Number 29 on the list. Jeffrey and Michael, you guys have both said that this is a, I didn't know this was a franchise, but I guess it had two movies. You guys have both spoken your mind on this one and said that you enjoy this movie. But, uh, Mary Poppins. Oh yeah. Two movies. They did the remake. That's right. They did the remake. No, it's not.

Speaker: Oh, is it a secret? Oh, yes. It's the return. It's the return. It's an adult. That's right. Well, the original came out in 64. The new one came out in 2018. And with that being said, two movies domestically here in the States, it made one point

Speaker: 1 million almost 1 .2 million worldwide not so great or not not million billion i'm sorry billion i was just saying uh worldwide it's only made uh like 4 .5 million for both movies well it's only popular that would only be a popular movie yeah but back in the day when the original came out which is what everybody mainly knows uh going worldwide was not a big deal

Speaker: That is 100 % correct, Jeff, but also the writer of Mary Poppins hated the Walt Disney version. Oh, you want to see a good movie? Saving Mr. Banks. Saving Mr. Banks is an excellent movie. Well, Tom Hanks is brilliant as Walt Disney. Much like Kong might be the oldest franchise, again, I don't know. Because I'm reading these for the first time with you guys.

Speaker: This is, um, well, there would be one older, but let's see how, let's see if it makes it. Well, it says on this list on this profit. Yeah. On this list, Mary Poppins franchise, uh, hit the theaters. The second one hit the theaters in 2018 or 18, which set the record for the largest gap between movies. 64.

Speaker: to 2018. This is just what it says here. Fucking gap. That's a whole what? Three. That's all three three decades in three decades. Yeah. Yeah. Three decades, four decades. Longer than that. Longer than that. I'm going to go with almost five because you're because you're five, almost six. Five decades because you got to remember five and a half decades there. And that was a baby boomer generation when that really came out. So you went through boomers. You went through, uh, Gen X.

Speaker: Gen X. You went through... Millennials. Millennials. And you went through these new ones. And Gen Zs. I mean, the new ones. Gen Zs. Yeah. Well, coming in at number 28, coming in at number 28, being the horror fan that I am, and I do love this franchise, the Exorcist franchise. Ooh, yes. That's good enough. Five movies. You're the new priest of the little priest. Yeah, five movies. Well, I'm curious. The franchise I got in my head,

Speaker: I don't know if it's going to count as long as running franchise. It's really depending because it's on the same subject and it's horror. So we'll be curious. Yeah, we'll see. We still have two more weeks of this. So we'll get there. But it ran from 73 with the original to 2005. Domestically, $1 .2 billion worldwide, only $5 .2 million. Oh, wow. So that was definitely an American

Speaker: Well, once again, victim of the same thing that Jeff talked about. Well, here's what this little synopsis says. With many other franchises, the Exorcist franchise films peaked with the release of the original, and it has been all downhill since.

Speaker: The original got so much flack because it was so quote -unquote scary that it was in the news a lot. Much like Jaws. When Jaws came out, it was banned in theaters in certain places because of how scary it was.

Speaker: Yeah somewhere tatted here tick tock yeah, well, I'll be back live at some point I don't know if I will join me, but if I'm down maybe we'll jump on tick -tock and try not to get banned or something but uh

Speaker: Coming in at number 27 for the third fucking time. They're so far dominating this list. Disney Pixar. Hits us again. With Despicable Me. And I love that franchise. I love the Minions. That's not Pixar.

Speaker: It's not picture illumination. That's an illumination. Oh, no, that's right. You guys are right. I do apologize. I apologize. I was wrong. I know my I know my cartoons. But I do love this people. I do love the despicable me. I do. Six. I just like six. Well, yes. Well, yes. Six. I started watching the Space Force.

Speaker: Well, you got to remember. I loved it. Space Force is good. I haven't watched it yet. But you have to remember, Despicable Me includes not only the Despicable Me movies, but the Minion movies. Yeah. And they are great movies. They're fun. They're cute. Yeah, there is another one coming out.

Speaker: World or domestically they've got 1 .3 billion listen to this worldwide now this ranking Minions are everywhere This this this list is based off of domestic money rate or Revenue come in, but listen, but listen to this worldwide 3 .7 billion dollars

Speaker: And I would argue, I would argue that number is very low. That number is very low. Because you're not including knock -off merchandise.

Speaker: Well, merchandise merchandise is not factored. This is what they bring into. This is what they this is what they bring into the box office. If you included merchandise, they would be up there with Star Wars on merchandise. Yeah, this is this is this is this is only this is only box office. So this is only based off of when it hits the theaters when it's in the theaters, what the movies have made in the theaters. So when it comes to movies, money being made for movies being made.

Speaker: And here we go. So here you go. Here you go, Mike. You said the new ones slated to come out later this year. Minions, The Rise of Gru is slated to be released in 2022. Nice. Nowhere I'm taking the kids. Yep. So yeah, six movies from 2010 to the present.

Speaker: Number 26, one of my favorite Disney movies and Jeff made fun of Tony and I a couple episodes back for this movie and I erased his character and he was right. Nobody cared but the Lion King franchise.

Speaker: from 2014 to 2019 domestically. They cry when we cry as a 40 year old man. They cry when they stop drawing the lion. Hey, you know what? Mufasa dying. That's a big, that's a big deal. Okay.

Speaker: And I love Olaf's presents. And I love Olaf's presents when he does the liking. When he's back, his turn is like, Muflasa's dead. Cheers, cheers me up. Wicked cried, Mike cried, I cried, Tony cried. We still can't watch any grown ass men. Caddie cried. Yeah, you're just a heartless fucking piece of shit. Hence the reason, ladies and gentlemen, this is the reason Jeff and I are divorced.

Speaker: Mike and I will finish this list.

Speaker: way it's supposed to be. Get rid of that jackass. Yeah. Fly. But uh. Peace out. Peace out. Whatever. I gotta go. My wife says it's time for me to leave. Alright. Yeah, right. But uh yeah number twenty -six. If he goes off and blames it on work, did you see that shit? Cause he knew we weren't gonna give him shit.

Speaker: You knew we were working. I'll still give him shit even if it is work, but domestically the Lion King brought in $1 .3 million and worldwide $2 .6 billion. Okay. I'm going to make a phone call, but then after that I'm free to go. Yeah. I got to make a phone call too. Coming in at number 25 on the list.

Speaker: I won't say that I did not like this movie franchise. It was good and it was entertaining and it was original and new when it originally came out. Okay. But Planet of the Apes.

Speaker: Actually, I enjoyed that franchise. Believe it or not. I did too. I enjoyed it as a one -time watch. It's not one that I go back to and rewatch. Well, let's talk about that. Prior to my cold, dead hands, you dirty apes. The first one was really good. And then, you know what? You might give me shit about this, but the Marky Mark remake, whatever. No, it was good. No, it was good. Like I said. I did get a watch not too long ago, and I was going,

Speaker: I kind of like this a lot more now. Like I said, the franchise, the franchise, the trilogy, the trilogy that they just released where they went back to Caesar's for when he was kind of like a chimp before he was like the bad, big, bad that trilogy. That was fucking fire.

Speaker: Planet of the Apes. No, no, no. Like I said, it's a first time watch. Planet of the Apes? Great movie. It's not something that I go back to and I'll watch again. You know what I mean? I want to watch the originals. They made eight of them. Well, I mean, oh boy. Oh boy. And the original did have that iconic line. And I will say iconic. I know it's played out on you. You get your hands off. I actually... You get your hands off me, you dirty ape.

Speaker: Thought about I thought about putting that when we did the top five iconic one liners. Oh, I was afraid I was afraid of what Jeff I was afraid of what Jeff given me a racial thing about it. Well, this is That franchise has nine movies from 68 to 2017. Yes domestically it brought in 1 .3 billion dollars and worldwide it brought in 2 .1 billion and

Speaker: Again, it was a great franchise. Okay, I won't say great. It was a good franchise. And it was a pioneer in cosmetology for making the mouse move and stuff. It was a pioneer in movie making. And FX, movie FX. Yeah.

Speaker: But no, like I said, a one -time watch, if you have never seen, if you've never watched the Planet of the Eight movies, I would say it's a one -time watch. Check it out. Even the original up to the newest ones, absolutely, 100%. But coming in at number, what's that? Go ahead. Well, I was going to say, if you're like, oh, I don't like sci -fi because of Star Trek and Star Wars, this would be a good franchise. That's neither of those.

Speaker: That is still sci -fi. It's sci -fi, but it's sci -fi, but it's not. You know what I mean? That's what I'm saying. It's a good action movie. That's a feel sci -fi -ish. It's a good action movie, and it's kind of one of those post -apocalyptic, post -apocalyptic movies. Yeah, words. Yeah, words are hard.

Speaker: And like you said, the most recent trilogy was Caesar. It was more action than anything else, you know what I mean? You get to see that, yeah. But coming in at number 24 on this list is the Peter Pan franchise. Six movies from 53 to 2009. You had Hugh Jackman and Pan on that list of... Yeah, and that movie still sucks, but I love, I love Peter Pan.

Speaker: Well, the franchise is, oh, wait a minute. Are they counting Hook in that as well? Let's see here. We got six films from 1953 to 2009. Domestically, it grossed $1 .4 billion.

Speaker: Worldwide it grossed seven or grossed seven million dollars beginning with Disney's animated series and 53 Spanned a number of decades as well as several mediums such as animated movies live -action films stage productions and novels The original film was by far the most popular earning 87 million in the box office

Speaker: But Disney seemed to be holding out hope for new additions. Uh, could be just as major in 2020. The studio announced that again, another movie coming out in 2022, Peter Pan and Wendy. See, I wanted, I want to consider, uh, Disney's animated movie as the first Peter Pan movie because they did a, uh, a filming of the play and produced that as a movie. And I think that came out in 1950 something.

Speaker: Um, but I could see where they would say that that, that the animated version was the start, but I would have considered the play the first Peter Pan movie. Oh, absolutely. To each his own. Yeah, it should be on the list, Betty, uh, because in my opinion, that hook made

Speaker: Peter Pan franchise because it was a sequel to Peter Pan. Yeah, they just didn't list all six movies. They were just kind of putting out all the movies kind of as a lump sum. But yeah, definitely Hook is in that franchise. Coming in at number 23, I'm a fan of the series, yes. It is way played out. But Tom Cruise's Mission Impossible. Domestically, it is, you can say it's played out.

Speaker: And I understand that, but the last three movies that they did, so it kind of like the first movie I really enjoyed, the second movie sucked, the movie that they're kind of trying to find their way around it, and then it really got their act together four, five, and six. And I enjoy all of them. But it is a little plain and I get it, but I enjoyed it. You know what I like to do with it though?

Speaker: Well, we can keep there. There's actually eight movies in this franchise. Um, it, it domestically 1 .6 billion worldwide, 3 .5 billion. And they had the newest one that came out in 2021 and they have another one that's playing for 2022. Nice. Good. Again, again, much like playing in the eight eventually die and then they're just going to be fucked.

Speaker: Well, yeah, they're going to be dead because you know, well, Tom Cruise also, I don't know how many, but he has put, he has fine. He has financially backed the last several mission and possibles, uh, himself. And that's paying everybody from the guy who sweeps the floor to the next highest paid actor.

Speaker: beside himself. Uh, again, much like Planet of the Apes, they're good one watch movie. You're not going to watch them over and over again or anything like that, but it's good for the first time. I enjoy watching them, but I can, I, I definitely won't, I won't make fun of you for saying it's a one go through. I definitely get it. If I could do a guilty pleasure.

Speaker: Tom Cruise's movies would be like a guilty pleasure because I definitely don't want it. Oh, I love Tom Cruise. That is no, that is no secret on this podcast. I love Tom Cruise. I love his movies. Um, you know, the man in my eyes.

Speaker: In my eyes, he's, he's absolutely bat shit crazy. He's uh, yeah. Oh yeah. And I want to just reach her movies. I wish you would do another Reacher. Oh, I want to do if you have not watched the new Reacher television show, watch the new Reacher. And because I did it, that guy, didn't he get a storm of Vikings while Hala? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That guy was in smallville.

Speaker: And he played Aquaman. Aquaman. I knew him. He was also in Blue Mountain State, which is kind of a comedy show, about a college football team. And he played Thad. He was like the stereotypical jock, party guy, big, muscled up meathead. I love that dude who plays him. He's also in Mike. I know you'll know who this is. Raphael.

Speaker: Yeah, I think it was no he wasn't raff he was uh, but he's in he's in on hbo. He's on dc's titans And he plays hawk hawk and dove the original titans with robin hawk and dove and stuff. He plays hawk and he Killed reacher. I want to I want to reach your movie with him in it or I want a season two of reacher with him

Speaker: As much as I like Tom Cruise's Reacher, I want this guy to take the franchise and go forward with just him. I've always been a fan of him ever since Aquaman because I really thoroughly enjoyed Smallville. Oh, I love Smallville. I'm a big Superman guy. I love Superman. He's one of my favorite comic book characters of all time. And Smallville was amazing. Well, there are people at work watching this podcast. I like Superman too.

Speaker: We fight. We fight at work over there. My boss is. It is awesome. And we fight. He tells me Batman's gay all the time. So we fight over Batman. Well, Batman's not gay. He's a pedophile. Tell me he's not. We're not. We're not doing the argument here that I do money. Number number number twenty two on this list. I do not like these next two franchises.

Speaker: Number 22 pisses me off as a horror fan. Okay. Fucking sparkly stupid vampires and Twilight. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So let me, let me say this about the Twilight series. It was all right. And if you've seen the Twilight movies, one character in the Twilight franchise that I really liked was Emmett.

Speaker: He was the brother of Edward and he was like, he was, he was. And he did a decent job playing Hercules. I don't give a fuck with it. Yeah. Oh yeah. He was awesome as Hercules. Yeah. I've actually watched that movie like five or six times. He was great as Hercules. Um, well, this is what I gotta say about as a Dracula fan. And when I mean Dracula fan, I mean, bomb strokers book, Dracula, which nobody has done right.

Speaker: including the Braumstrokers Dracula movie, but as a Dracula fan, I was immediately pissed off at the Twilight vampires, but as the series went on, they were things about her version of them,

Speaker: of the vampires that I liked. I liked the fact that every vampire had its own special thing. I thought I had the biggest crush on Alice as the movies came out, the biggest crush on Alice. Robert Patterson. I'm very curious about what he's gonna do with Batman.

Speaker: Was Alice the red -headed one? I think she was played by Ashley Greene or something. She might have been red -headed in one of the movies, but she was a short -haired one. Oh, okay. No, the one that I'm thinking of, she had long red hair in all the movies. Well, everybody told me... Oh, she was... What everybody told me is if you read the books, it's better.

Speaker: So my ex -wife read the book and she said the same thing. I didn't read the Twilight series, but I read another movie that they turned into where the movie sucked. I mean, it really sucked. And I read the book, the host.

Speaker: And the book was 20, the book was 20 times better than the movie. And I'm just going to go with, I respect her for what she did. She brought some interesting ideas for the vampire community. Um, and it was a team melodrama. I really do not like the actress that starred in that show. And I think if it was cast better, I might like it better.

Speaker: But the diamond skin makes sense. It made sense in the last movie, not the first movie.

Speaker: Yeah, like you said, I mean, I, you know, as a, as a, as a true romantic and, and, and, you know, and whatnot, I liked the love story with Twilight, but the one thing, like you said, to piggyback on what you said, I liked the fact that every vampire had their, their own, like they didn't have all the powers. Like, you know, the new ones were stronger and the new ones were stronger. And I felt it kind of piggybacked with true. And I'll tell you what with the vampires.

Speaker: Yeah, and I'll tell you what the one thing that that movie did So badass because the vampires are cool and everything but me being the guy that I am the werewolves lichens Yes, man, and that CGI was Probably one of the bet that was one of the best transformations I ever seen in a movie and I'll say it once and say it again Team Jacob and that's not just because my middle name is Jacob

Speaker: But that's all I know. But I'm a werewolf guy. I'll take a werewolf over a vampire, not sexually or anything like that. But yeah, sure. You said it. I'll take a werewolf. I did say I had to reiterate, but to round out, to round out part three tonight. And these, I watched the first one and movies are so fucking dumb. Uh, number 21.

Speaker: Oh, wait a minute. Hold on a second. So Twilight domestically brought in 1 .6 billion worldwide, 3 .3 billion, six movies from 2008 to 2012. The first film in the franchise. I actually met, I actually met all the, all the werewolves in Twilight. Oh, that'd be cool. The first minus Jacob. Yeah.

Speaker: The, uh, the, the first, the first, uh, twilight movie on its, on its opening day on day one made $35 .7 million on day one. Yeah. It was a highly anticipated movie and it's probably one of the only movie franchise that this list that also got the Razzie award. Every single movie came out.

Speaker: Well, well, not only that, but the books, the book franchise, much like number 21, the book franchise was so goddamn popular that, you know, that helped it. And they did a good job

Speaker: recreating the book into the movies. Like I said, my ex -wife, she read the books, she read the books, and she watched the entire series. She made me watch the entire series. And she said that they did a really good job. From reading the host? She's a good writer. Stephanie, I think her name is. She's a good writer. I don't know. But to round out the list and to end the show. On a bad note. Number 21.

Speaker: I can't even think of a good thing about this movie. The fucking Hunger Games. It's not original. It's not an original concept. It's been done. I'm sorry. I enjoyed the Hunger Games. I liked it. I just... I liked it.

Speaker: I don't know what. I mean, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're a fan, if you're a fan of the lead actress, Jennifer Lawrence, and I thought she was great and X -Men first class. She was awesome. Even though she did before that. Oh yeah. What, what was, all right. So you said it wasn't original. So what other movies it's, it's one of the, I mean running man.

Speaker: Okay. Yeah. You know, you know, you're kind of putting that situation. You have to play a game to survive. It's been done. But here's, here's the killer though. The killer was, is you have to play a game and survive and every, everybody is your enemy. But the killer is, is they had to be under a certain age. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was, that was kind of now that's, so you're not just like the running man and you know, you're, you're your own personator. You know what I mean?

Speaker: The thing about Tron is, yeah, that's Tron, but you're fighting a computer program. Yeah, but at the end of the day, you're putting a situation.

Speaker: He's not jerking off. Uh, ladies and gentlemen, he is filling up his vape. By the way, there's like a win for that for me. I have reduced my nicotine from 50 milligrams to 20 30. Nice. Oh yeah. Nice. Get that down. I on the other hand went from six to nine. I,

Speaker: I'm telling you, you go up, you go higher, I guarantee it, you go 20, you're kicked, you're done. No, once I finish this bottle that I just bought tonight, I'll probably go down to six or three. I just - Well, hold on a second, I'll show you the bottle I bought. But anyways, The Hunger Games domestically brought in $1 .6 billion, four movies,

Speaker: from 2012 to 2015 and worldwide it bought in 2 .9 billion. They had a hell of a cast. They had Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Helmsworth, Woody Harrelson, which is my guy. I love Woody Harrelson with everything he does. And Woody Harrelson was great in that movie. Elizabeth Banks, again, I love Elizabeth Banks. She is so goddamn funny.

Speaker: she is Elizabeth Banks is she's pretty well it's not even yeah it's not even that it's just she's I'm not gonna be like woke Jeff and be like oh yeah hot no she's yeah she's she's she's a pretty girl yeah she's a pretty woman you know she killed me in that movie

Speaker: She's so goddamn funny and it's natural and and a longtime Actor, he's one of those guys that when we get to the starting five of guys who have been in everything Stanley fucking Tucci

Speaker: I love so and they had Donald Sutherland. So in John, I thought Donald Sutherland, but no, he's just surprised you and you're like, yeah, he's in everything so good and everything he does and he's everywhere and he's okay with taking smaller roles. You know, like I said, he he's one of those guys. He's literally in in fucking everything.

Speaker: And he's so good. He was in Cabaret. When I'm done with this spot. What the hell do you buy those things at? Let's not forget. Stanley Tucci. And the Kingsman. Yes.

Speaker: Oh, he was great in that movie. And he sang the John Denver song. I'm going to be honest with you. When he stepped on the landmine. I'm going to be honest with you. The Kingsman was one of those, when the first movie came out, I hated it. I hated the first movie. And then the second movie came out and then I rewatched the first movie because my takeaway on the movie was

Speaker: Sam Jackson being Sam Jackson and I was tired of Sam Jackson being Sam Jackson. And then, and then, and then I, after second movie, I watched the first one again and I was like, you know what, I'm kind of digging it. And now the new one coming out, I'm actually pretty excited about it. Yeah, actually the new one that's out right now, the new one that's out, it's already.

Speaker: Yes, on HBO Max, I kind of, I want to watch it. Oh, it's on HBO Max? Fuck, I'll watch it in a little bit. Shit. Well, no. I have a movie. I have a movie I have to watch. Oh, shit. I might not. Well, we'll see. We'll see how things go. What's it called? There's something I'm going to watch tomorrow. I can't remember what I was going to watch tomorrow. Hold on a second. Oh, I'm going to watch Free Guy tomorrow. But yeah, so, you know,

Speaker: But no, I kind of thought the hunter. The king's man. The king's man is the new one. Yeah, the king's man. And they're dealing with one of my favorite baddies and one of the most mysterious ones is that Russian guy. What's his name? I need a TV at work. Russian guy? The Russian guy, the wizard. Shit. My mind is just...

Speaker: That's the bad guy. He was the advisor to the Thar. Oh, he's famous. He was the bad guy in...

Speaker: Here's the bad guy in the freaking, the Romanoff. Fuck. But with that being said, that is the end of the top 10, which brings us to the end of the show. Give us a little bit. Mike and I, I think, Mike, you're down to come back and hang out here in a little bit. You got to make a phone call. I got to make a phone call. I had to make a phone call. Might jump on TikTok for a minute and just kind of hang out on TikTok. TikTok doesn't.

Speaker: Till we get there. I got my TV to work. We can listen to some tunes that won't get us pulled off. I was going to say, I can always pull up tunes and stuff like that on the laptop or on my TV, whatever. But with that being said, thank you guys for hanging out. I greatly appreciate it. I love the fact that you guys are in here every week. Everybody that listens to the replay, thank you guys.

Speaker: you know, sometimes I come across like an arrogant prick, maybe an asshole, it is what it is, but at the end of the day, you know, I'm chasing myself, not only myself, but the other three gentlemen who are in here with me, we're following our dreams, we're chasing a dream, and we're doing something that we've always wanted to do. We come in here, we have fun, sometimes it gets a little hairy, sometimes it gets a little sketchy, but at the end of the day, any one of these three gentlemen,

Speaker: We can all reach out to each other and we can talk to each other and we can work things out. So we do appreciate you guys for listening. We appreciate you guys for hanging out. Sorry for the technical difficulties tonight. Sorry. The fact that my dumb ass was laughing so hard that I ended the show. That was great. That was great. I was like, I bet you, I bet you that asshole laughs so hard. They kicked us off. I did too. And if you guys are not already. But the piggyback on what Glick was saying is, you know, we are many things.

Speaker: Growing one thing that we are 100 % are is real and real shit happens on this show off this show and You know and and the shit is not staged our friendship is not staged And that's the Partnership that we have on this show is not staged and you can tell that and that's you know in this whole world where everything is fake illusions and

Speaker: I feel like that's what everybody is wanting. And now we don't do what we do. We don't create controversies for the sake of creating controversies, real shit happens and it gets real. And at the end of the day, at the end of the day, you know, we are who we are. And, uh, we're not gonna, we're not gonna, uh, uh,

Speaker: sacrifice that you know and some good words of wisdom right there and Glick Glick Glick is an asshole and I am an asshole quote and the quote and the quote to you know one of my favorite comedy movies hot tub time machine You know, he's one of those guys. That's an asshole, but he's our asshole So I'm not a bad way. I'm an asshole because I'm passionate. Yeah

Speaker: And I'm a perfectionist and I love what we do and I love the dynamic that we have here on this show. So sometimes I am gonna be an asshole and there's times where I'm gonna be like, all right, Mike and I have to have a come to Jesus meeting. Jeff and I have to have a come to Jesus meeting, don't it? And we'll talk and we'll work things out and everything will be fine. So like I said, I do appreciate y 'all listening.

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Speaker: I'm so free.

Speaker: And she confused the day She caused a booming drop, but he only did it down as he came

Speaker: Raise the blade above the head as I begin to reach itself. Now, my moment was gone. Take this life and fight. I won't let go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker: Oh

Speaker: Do you have any weapons of any kind? Sir, this is a fucking speedy one. Sir, this is a speedy one. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday, they're pretty good. Go down the street, talk socks. No man, like something sharp, something like...

Speaker: I can stab, defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a rich cracker pregnant with a cheese baby. All right. Let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your boat spray. I gotta ask these guys, why the lighthouse? Yeah, that's what it keeps. You say it. It's the most confusing. That's the most confusing. And that'll be $13 .62.

Speaker: And I'm going to have to have the exact same server. Just don't get it. I don't get it. Whatever, man. Okay. Snatch. Snatch. I'm sorry. Not only do I not get the lighter being $14, but why does Matt got to do cats so damn dirty?

Speaker: I find you.

Speaker: Now! I'm all alone in the sky Take this life and find I won't believe forever And now I'm spirit in the air I'm giving out all the hope Make me a god like you Make me a god like you

Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!

Speaker: Hell yeah, that's how we end the show. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. We appreciate y 'all. We'll see you Monday night with a brand new episode right here. Live on Haps. Michael. Sir. Hit him with it one time. Peace out. Goodbye, motherfuckers. We'll see you next time.

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