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Speaker: Jeffrey's in the building. The official start to the show right there. Let me taste this real quick. This is a non non anhyzer bush product. Just just so you know, ladies and gentlemen, for those of you who may or may not be boycotting anhyzer bush. And we'll get to that later in the show. Yeah, we got Jeff in the building, Tony. Lord only knows where the hell Tony is. He may or may not be here.
Speaker: There he is. He's like a devil and he shall appear. He's like candy man's less talented. I'm like stuttering. That's your problem. You was right in the first place. First and foremost before I go to all my other nonsensical dribble. Yeah. Don't show up 10 minutes late.
Speaker: then strut back and forth like you're high and mighty there princess because all we can see with your screen is your big pregnant belly looking like your ass is 10 months pregnant should have delivered them triplets nine and a half months ago. Good lord man. Anywho there's Tony D ladies and gentlemen and for those of you who don't know he's on uh
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Speaker: That way you know when we do what we do and for some people who seem to not know how to tell time if you turn your notifications on then you'll know. There is a gentleman. What's going on. I got a scared dog under my desk between my legs.
Speaker: because it is storming outside. I was going to say that's not the only thing between your legs. Yeah, you'd think 50 pound pit bull wouldn't be afraid of much, but you know, since they're such ferocious animals and they eat your babies. Oh, yeah. And then and they and they kill other dogs, you know. Well, you know, you know the rule about pit bulls. If you walk into a room full of dogs, you know, tell which one's a pit bull.
Speaker: first one to lick your face and happy to see them. Yeah. Those are the nicest fucking dogs. Under my desk, under my legs, shaking like a leaf on a tree, whimpering. So the storm as it passes hopefully she'll feel better and
Speaker: I won't be looking like I'm trying to find a fucking pin under my desk the whole night. Trying to comfort the dog. My dog does the same thing. She laid, like if I put my feet on the ground too long, I put my feet, I have my toolboxes set up so I can actually rest my feet on them. But if I put my feet on the ground for too long, she'll just lay on my feet. You want to talk about warmth. Holy shit. My feet sweat after five minutes of that crap.
Speaker: What you got there, Tony? What you eating on? What you eating there, Tony? Huey Magoo's chicken nuggets and fries. Chewy Magoo's? Huey Magoo's. I thought he said Timmy Magoo. All I heard was Magoo. Like the dude with the glasses.
Speaker: I was like, wait, what the hell's going on? Does this seem in real life right now? Don't he just make it up places? He made his own chicken. He's like, I'm calling it Huey's. No, I told him grilled and he gave it to me fried. But Seth is still good. Them sons of bitches. Burn it down. Burn it to the ground. Burn those motherfucker now, Pookie.
Speaker: How many people are burning shit down for less? Yeah, I have no shit. I think it was down in Florida, no surprise. I think it was Florida, but there was a lady that got arrested last week because lo and behold, McDonald's fucked up her order. No, local figure. And she pulled a gun on everybody. She came back and pulled a gun on everybody. What's that? Because they fucked up her order? Yeah, they gave her a burger instead of a chicken sandwich or something.
Speaker: Look, first and foremost, we've all been to McDonald's. You're lucky that those kids were able to tie their shoes, let alone get your fucking food right at McDonald's. And they want $19 an hour, goofy bastards. So, I mean, that's a little extreme, in my opinion, to come back and threaten to shoot the place up over
Speaker: Especially when all you had to do is go. All you had to do is say, hey, I ordered chicken sandwich and you gave me a burger. I had to do that today. I went through Wendy's and got my lunch and I got it large size and everything in the bag was right. But then they gave me like a medium Coke and I was like, hey, I was supposed to have a medium. The lady at the window was like, looked up at the strangers and said, oh, I'm sorry. Hold on one second.
Speaker: She's like, do you want the medium as well? I was like, no, I'm just take the large. Not the biggest fan of Coke as it is, but unless it's that cocaine. Yeah. The case is different in the States though. Yeah. As Theo von says, yeah, daddy.
Speaker: Don't make it a habit of quoting the other one. My favorite, we gained that. So much, but just some of the things he said, he was talking to, I might be glitching, but he's talking to about Monster. And Joe Rogan was like, that stuff make you piss a lot. Theo's like, make you beat your wife.
Speaker: He says, you don't know how many times I've seen the dude with a wife beater monster just well on his wife. I'm like, why? I'll be nice.
Speaker: All right, fuck the bullshit. What y 'all thinking about last night? Well, Tony, I'm gonna say that you were probably the only one that sat in front of his TV all night long and watched if you're referring to the Trump stuff. Boom! Oh, speaking of the Trump stuff, all you non -believers and naysayers, Sunday night smoke panel, bitch got caught up and got busted in her own bullshit and guess who has to pay Donald Trump the money back?
Speaker: What? Stormy Daniels was ordered to pay Donald Trump back $142 ,000 because she couldn't keep her mouth shut after she signed an NDA. She couldn't keep her mouth shut. She broke that NDA. Who? It's been all over the news today. It's been in the news. Yeah. Oh, Jesus Christ. She couldn't learn to shut it. I forget that Tony only listens to one news source, and it belongs over here on the... Motherfucker, where'd you get your news from? It's everywhere.
Speaker: I was in my own wormhole today. It's been on CNN. It's been on folks. It's been on Dan Logino. It's been everywhere. I was in my own wormhole of things today, which I'm going to bring up here in just a few minutes. She was ordered to pay $122 ,000 in him. Yeah, in legal fees. Have you paid back the original $130 ,000 in the first place? No. I got to see that. No, no. He paid her. Just do a five -second deal. And she signed an NBA, which is what we were talking about Sunday.
Speaker: Yeah, and she couldn't shut the fuck off. So now, because she fucked up and couldn't shut up, she has to pay back that money. Which is exactly what I said Sunday. But
Speaker: No, I have, I honestly have very little knowledge of what, what went down with the, with the Trump, uh, arraignment and this, that, and the other thing I know that the court date was set or something like that. Um, I, uh, I was in my own wormhole of things today. And even still in that wormhole, that whole stormy Daniels happened to pay back that money was popping up left and right.
Speaker: I was like, damn. Oh, a hundred percent. Son of a, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I wasn't working. I was on the news. On a five damn minute. Yeah. She fucked around and found out.
Speaker: She's already been ordered to pay half a million dollars on top of that. Now that is you better get back to sucking dick. Make that money. How's them books working out for you now? And forget what's going on, motherfucker. What's going on, Mystic? What is lost plans? You fucked up.
Speaker: get stitches, get stitches. Pay that bill. How come this shit wasn't breaking all over the place? This is literally my first time here and I get all the news alerts. Krista, this one was good, this one was good. She already gave him the $130 ,000 back to step in another half a million on top of that.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, what I heard today was that she was ordered to pay $122 ,000 in his court fees or court costs. Damages. So again, I reiterate what I said Sunday and was told that I was wrong and that I basically didn't know what I was talking about. That's bullshit. As we all learned from the, as we all learned from the breakfast club, gentlemen, you mess with the bowl.
Speaker: You're going to get the horns in the bowl. There's Donald J. Trump. You're going to get the horns. The NBA. Oh, that reminds me. There's a new song out. Doesn't matter. This is what I explained. As we said on Monday and as Jeff said on Sunday, Tony.
Speaker: If it was a legalized document that even if it was signed by his trust or his power to be or his lawyers and she signed it as a legalized document, he didn't necessarily have to sign it.
Speaker: It was, it was signed by people that was given a power. I actually, I actually checked on that today. I call our legal department today and I said, Hey, Hey, I heard they didn't sign the way and they said he doesn't have to just like our NDAs it's grandfathered in to the company. It's for the company. It's for it. Basically her lawyer has power of attorney to sign it for him. Trump doesn't have to sign it.
Speaker: That's **** up. That's **** up. It's called legal. That's called lawyer. Lawyer. Lawyer. There's there's a reason why it's called.
Speaker: the NBA. There's a reason why if you want to speak in slang, it's called hush money because you take the money and you shut the **** up. I'm going to watch the **** up. She was going for a money grab. She was going for a money grab. She wanted more money. Basically, it's a money. Basically, in a nutshell, I guarantee you, I guarantee you,
Speaker: Literally said, we'll pay you 500 grand to tell your story. Okay. Yeah. You'll have to be on her 30, but you still make 400 grand at the end of it. Yeah. From my understanding, it was a hundred, it was a hundred percent money grab. She went back at Donald Trump saying, I wanted more money. They said, go fuck yourself. You signed an NDA. She said, I want more money or I'm going to talk. And I said, okay, go talk. And then she went and talked and then she wound up
Speaker: Exactly. But now, like I said, I honestly don't know what's going on with the whole Donald Trump situation with all the 475 million false accusations. I've talked to five lawyers today about it. I've talked to five lawyers today about it, and they all said the same thing. It's a joke. It's a joke.
Speaker: If you and I, Tony, if you and I did the same thing, let's say Tony owns a company, he's a multi -billionaire, he does the same thing, the judge is gonna laugh it out of the fucking courtroom. But because it's Donald Trump, and the judge doesn't like Donald Trump, which is a fact, you can look it up, Trump even mentioned, this guy doesn't like me. He said it yesterday.
Speaker: and it's not even on the lawyers. Believe it or not, it's not even on the lawyers. It's on the 12 jurors that agreed to go ahead on this and die. So they presented it to these jurors. These jurors like, wait, it's getting some trouble. We're gonna get book deals and interviews and da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. But what did you hear, Tony?
Speaker: out of curiosity, because like I said, I haven't heard much outside of some hearsay here and there. 34 felony counts, all surrounding transactions of money to Story Daniels. Right now, as I'm watching it, I'm afraid for saying anything or doing anything is going to save my life. It's not a problem. Because his speech afterwards,
Speaker: You got the Mar -a -Lago? That was classic Trump. That was classic Trump. Motherfucker been waiting for that motherfucker to get on the mic again. Yeah, exactly. I mean, at the end of the day, you know. I actually was talking about it. Yeah, I'm probably glitching. Yeah, you're glitching. You're glitching. But you know, like I think we said Monday, Tony.
Speaker: Donald Trump's a billionaire. $130 ,000 at the end of the day is pocket change for him. Unless there's actual evidence, guaranteed lockdown evidence that it came from campaign money.
Speaker: you don't have a leg to stand on. So, you know, it's one of those things where, is this the left grabbing at straws and trying to still get at Donald Trump, or do they actually have something this time around? And I think, as I said, Sunday and Monday, I think it's one of the reasons that he's so cocky and arrogant and confident about this whole situation, because he knows they don't have anything. I think that's why.
Speaker: And he's going to walk into court and he's just going to do it. Donald Trump does. And when he knows he's right, he absolutely destroys and embarrasses people when he knows he's right. That's what he did last night in his speech, in my opinion.
Speaker: Now, when he's kind of on the verge of, I don't know if I'm 100 % right. I don't know if I'm 100 % wrong. He starts getting a little crazy. But when he knows he's right, he's laser locked and he just starts destroying people. That's the motherfucker I heard last night. What's up, Amanda? What's going on, Amanda? You were name dropping and everything. I said, Jesus.
Speaker: So, I mean, that's what I'm curious to see. I'm really curious to see because they're gonna have to have concrete, no ifs, ands, or buts, not even remotely questionable about where that money came from. They have to know 100%. Trump is not the first person to do a payoff on somebody that knows something. He's not even the first politician who's done it.
Speaker: I paid off Tara Reid. Bill Clinton paid off another chick. I mean, look at how many actors and musicians and celebrities in general that have paid people off to shut the hell up about one thing or another thing. I mean, hell, there's people that run with somebody for 15 years. What they're claiming is that he filed it in the wrong file.
Speaker: in a spreadsheet. Well, I'm sorry. I don't think Donald Trump really messes with the spreadsheet. He's got accountants for that shit. Yeah, but that goes back to Wesley Snipes and Nicholas Cage. They don't do their taxes. They have people who do their taxes for them, but they are their taxes. And at the end of the day, they're held accountable for what's done. And that's why both Nicholas Cage and Wesley Snipes got so much heat for the tax stuff.
Speaker: Because at the end of the day, you're 100 % accountable for even if somebody else is doing it for you. Jermaine Dupree as well. Yeah. I mean, that applies for us. If you have an accountant that does your taxes every year, you're 100 % accountable for making sure that they're done right because if something comes back, yeah, they can get in trouble, but you're going to eat the most. You're going to eat the part of it. They're not going to be the ones paying the money back or doing the jail time. Your ass is.
Speaker: Yes. The Clintons have also suicided a lot of people, too. Yeah. I mean, well, and this is something I brought up to one of my lawyer friends. And this could be used as president, a prerequisite for bringing other people. Thank you, Tony. I can't say the word.
Speaker: peculiarities down the road down the road has done a bunch of shit we all know it it's but while he's president you can't do shit to him but as soon as he's not president using this precedence
Speaker: Well, I also think it's just another move to try to derail his 2024 campaign and everything else. Yeah, that's all right. That's why I keep saying that at this point, they're just grabbing the grassman for straws. So, you know, they're, they're sinking and they're trying to grab anything and everything they can to make sure they don't sink.
Speaker: Yeah, there was on the Titanic. But well, the kicker is this is like, in the past 48 hours, Trump has raised over $8 million people have sent him to follow this shit. Already? Already. 4 million in 24 hours or less. Let's everybody donate to one of the richest guys on the planet. That means in November, he'll announce. He's already announced. He announced earlier this year, earlier last year.
Speaker: He announced last year as soon as possible time. But the problem is, this court case against him is not going to happen until December. Well, what happens in December? Oh, it's the primaries, which means he won't be able to campaign. But you think this motherfucker is not going to get air time? Jesus. He's going to get more air time. He won't have to.
Speaker: Yeah, just because he can't physically campaign doesn't mean other people won't out there. You know, it doesn't mean old Donald Jr. is not gonna be out there and - Oh, Donald Jr., I love that dude. He's awesome. Yeah, and his daughter's gonna be out there and - He doesn't even have to go nowhere. They're gonna turn the TV on. He was on all three major news - That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You ain't got to go nowhere. I'm not the president. Well, let me know when Alexis started. Some people's already ready. Yeah, everybody's ready to vote. Right now,
Speaker: Uh, if the if the vote happened today trump will win by 60 percent. I agree. I agree with that. Yes No, the poll is out. I saw the poll yesterday Why that's more than 60 percent of how many people? Of of of the people that they asked I don't know what exactly were in that poll when you offer the full stitching we'll see
Speaker: I still think you would get 60 % right now, right now. And the worst this quote unquote gets for him, the better it's going to be for his election. And I think secretly, the Democrats are like, we need Trump to come back to fix everything, but we don't want to make it look for it. Let's see if we can boost his numbers. It's almost like if they're wanting to ruin him, they're failing miserably. If they're wanting to do good by him, they're doing a great job.
Speaker: Shout out to Randy Horton last night. It was myself, Krista initially Jeeves, chopping it up with him last night. Nice. He wants a ton of us to get back together again. However, yours truly, Esquire, will be there. Esquire. Down the hill.
Speaker: Bill and Ted. Tony D. Esquire. The analogy that Greg Gutfeld gave was that what they're charging with
Speaker: covering up a crime, but they're not charging for the crime. No, no, no. So what that means is, is if you murder somebody, but you hide the murder weapon, they're charging you for hiding the murder weapon, but not charging you for the murder. Be an accessory. Basically what they're doing. Or obstruction of justice, accessory to a crime suspect. I just had Huey Magoo's, chicken tenders and fries with fresh toast. Is that like a local joint?
Speaker: They just opened it a few months ago. It's just a plain black phone case there, Chris. You pick the fine time. I. Let's go ahead and dive into this a little bit. I found myself into a rabbit hole today. For several hours. What?
Speaker: originally turned into something that was just kind of comical to me with the world that we live in. So we've, we've, we've talked, you know, different times periodically throughout this show.
Speaker: And any ladies or trans people that would like to, if you're listening to this, if you're watching us live and you'd like to comment your opinion or you'd like to come up, let us know. Or if you're here in this replay, reach out to us on any of our social medias and maybe we can let you come up and speak your mind. But, you know, we've talked about the, the, the male, the, the,
Speaker: female that used to be a male, uh, bodybuilder. Oh, the bodybuilder. Oh, okay. Um, well, a famous world famous bodybuilder coach of the Canadian team, uh, Abby Silverberg, former head, always former head coach of the Canadian powerlifting team entered a
Speaker: powerlifting weightlifting competition last week. I think it was yeah last week week or two back in Canada. Well in Canada. You don't actually have to be a woman or a man when you go and sign up for these competitions. You can just go up and say I'm a woman.
Speaker: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. In the US, I think what we were talking about is when the swimmer, the female that was a male swimmer, they have to be on hormone replacement for like a year minimum. In Canada, you could show up one day and say I'm a male, the next day say I'm a woman.
Speaker: Well, Mr. Silverberg did not try to hide the fact that he was a man. Full blown beard. You know, and he proceeded to. Now this this trans woman went through and just crushed every record that every woman at every set ever set. Was also like 300 400 pounds. He he he. Her record for the bench press was 270 pounds.
Speaker: He destroyed her record. 375 pounds on the bench press. Jesus Christ. Well, said transgender bodybuilder thing, he, she, it, whatever. Her feelings got hurt and is upset because it's not fair that a man was able to compete in a women's division bodybuilding competition.
Speaker: The irony. The irony is palpable. So, um, any uh, any uh, Andres who was the previous record holder and identifies as a transgender male was present, was on site, watched this happen. Had to watch this happen. Nice. Um, Silverberg's intentions were not to be
Speaker: It was kind of an asshole, but it was in protest. He did it to make a point. This guy's an asshole because he's protesting against the Canadian Powerlifting Union's policy that allows athletes to register for events under their gender identity and express rather than their sex or gender and allow men who identify as women to participate in women's sporting events without any consequences and set all kinds of records.
Speaker: Which is ridiculous. He was protesting the policy. That's exactly what he was doing. He was protesting the policy. It was showing how ridiculous the policy was. Yeah, I think that's the point we're all trying to make. This policy also states that there should not be any requirement for hormonal therapy or surgery.
Speaker: um so yeah basically once again you drink that into the real world and a woman hits a man and then the man can say oh i'm a woman now for the next five minutes as i beat her ass yeah so then of course it goes this this article goes into the whole biology and the science and the difference between men and women and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah that's just this is just the tip of the iceberg gentlemen yeah that's it's all hyperbolic at the end of the day yeah this is just the tip of the iceberg or the rabbit hole that i went down today
Speaker: Uh, speaking on athletes, I got into a rabbit hole on YouTube. Oh, here we go. And Tony D central. Oh, where did you see that from? Where did you read that? I'm going to listen to what I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you where to find them on YouTube.
Speaker: to be honest, you're the one that fact checks everybody. I'm just saying. Yeah. No, but when I bring up news articles or sports stuff or whatever, and Toni's like, where did you see this? Or even though Stormy Daniels think, where did you see that at? Tell me now.
Speaker: Yeah, this is true.
Speaker: what's up with you? Go ahead. No, I agree. I agree. Same. I normally tell you guys where I get my stuff from and I shouldn't. I just don't pull it up on screen because it's all blank. No, you're good. And say, you know exactly what the **** I'm talking about. I don't, I don't. Tony, Tony, just give him up.
Speaker: Well, as I was, as I, as I, as I, there's your clip for the week. There is your clip. There's your new message. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker: come out your nose. Come out your nose. It was close. It's wet. It didn't come out. Let it be known and I'm going to say this multiple times. This is opinion based radio. Ladies and gentlemen, these these are our opinions. Um but one of the first one of the first places I stumbled upon as I dove down the the rabbit hole or the wormhole was Fox News.
Speaker: Again, I'm not a fan of Fox News. I don't like CNN either. But Greg Gutfield had his panel and they were talking about this weightlifting thing. He's slurring all my speeches, shit, stop doing this. And they had former WWE superstar now, NWA superstar Tyrese on the show, which Tyrese is always on Fox News. This motherfucker dropped a comment of
Speaker: From now on, since we're allowing transgenders, men who claim to be women to be in sports, we have to have new records. And it's either the vagina record or the penis record. That way. The vagina record. Yeah. No, but there's always the, you can get your penis turned into vagina. Well, but the thing is, is the biggest argument behind this, and this isn't even - Oh, he knows that. This isn't even like my whole point of the thing is -
Speaker: There's already so few opportunities for women in sports and they're making it so easy for a man to just say, Oh, I'm a woman. You know, like that swimmer Leah Thompson, which I'm going to get to that was ranked like 445th in the world among men.
Speaker: Right. And then all of a sudden said, oh, I'm going to grow my hair out. Now I'm a woman and did nothing else but grew his hair out. Well, he said he was a woman. Well, no, but it was like he started taking estrogen. Yeah. So let's just go ahead and nip that in the bud based on something that you always say. You got to do what you got to do to win.
Speaker: He did what he had to do. No, no, no, no, no, no, there's a problem. So one of the girls that lost against Leah Thompson. And I'm getting to that Jeff, hold on. Okay, okay. I'm pretty maturely exactly. Jeff, I'm not going to lie. I can't help it because he has it. I'm like, Oh, here we go.
Speaker: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Speaker: men to women are taking away these opportunities from women who have worked. And there's very few. I mean, let's be 100 % honest. There's very few opportunities for women in sports. Yes, you have your women's divisions and stuff like that, but most of them aren't going to do anything outside of college unless they get into the Olympics or the WNBA and you know, you're still not going to make a lot of money. Yeah. This is difficult as fuck.
Speaker: It's not because it comes down to ticket sales. If you want the WNBA to make more money, Tony, Tony, go to a fucking game. I know. I already said I'm guilty of making money. That's the absolute truth. That's the long short of it. We don't watch it on TV. That's the truth. Exactly. If they want to make more money, make it better. Yeah, exactly. Let them bitches dunk. I'm going to let them beat your ass. They try.
Speaker: They can beat you. There you go. No, no. Remember the women's soccer team bitched about fair play and then their janitor, their janitor beat their asses in soccer. One dude that's like 43 years old whooping on these 30 year old bitches. Well, no, there was, there was a professional female soccer team and, and, and, and, um,
Speaker: I think it was Serena years ago. I think she was on like Jimmy Fallon or something like that. I saw that. And they had talked about her going up against Mark Andrews, a male tenant. And she's like, why would I do that? So Serena wins? Yeah. Serena wins. He would look my ass. She was like, why would I do that? I am one of the best women in tennis
Speaker: playing women, but I know if I played a male, even a, even a mid level, you know, or bottom tier male, let alone one of the top guys that she's like, plus I like playing women. You know, she's like, I don't want to go play against men. They're, they're, they're bigger, stronger, faster and everything that would make no sense.
Speaker: Ronda Rousey got asked why she gets paid so much. She said, well, they're not doing it out of the kindness of their heart. I put asses in the seats. Yeah. Um, but, uh,
Speaker: So, you know, it's a brand new video on Fox News. If you want to go check it out, it's Fred Gutfield's show. It's a pretty cool little panel. Like I said, they were discussing the, again, they broke, they got into the scientifics, the biology, the da, da, da, da. There was some funny stuff in there. But one of the things, like I said, like Tyree said, man, he was like, at the end of the day,
Speaker: just going to have to it's not even going to be a male or woman uh uh records anymore it's going to have to be penis or vagina records no i'm sorry um if if you are a male that says i'm a woman today and then to dominate a record get an asterisk but i i will recommend this there are two clips from
Speaker: they're a sports podcast on YouTube. Okay. It's it's it's crane and company CR AIN and company. They actually had Leah Thompson on there. There is an hour and a half segment but there's also a half hour segment and Leah Tom, Leah Thomas really broke it down. Not only the disadvantage of
Speaker: She was one of the top females in swimming and this dude tied her. Didn't beat her, but tied her. Leah Thomas is the dude, by the way. I'm sorry, Riley James. Riley James is the girl. Leah Thomas is the guy.
Speaker: He's he's and and they gave the trophy in the photo op to to Riley but that you know outside of that they gave they gave the trophy to Leah Thomas for the photo shoot for the photo shoot and then said we'll mail you. Yeah. Well outside of that conversation. This was another part of the conversation that really was like wow. I don't think a lot of people are really listening to this fact or or willing to listen or willing to understand that
Speaker: Literally this guy came in and looked like a straight up dude with long hair, whether or not he was taking estrogen or whatever. And then it was changed in the locker room and then was in the locker rooms with the girls and one girl that was there for the competition. She was a former victim of a sex crime. Right. She felt incredibly uncomfortable with the with the with the
Speaker: I don't care how you say it with the man in the room changing in front of them because of her past trauma and PTSD and stuff like that. And when she went to the officials, they said, there's nothing we can do about it. You can go change and compete or you can go home. Now, outside of all that, the NCAA, according to Riley Gays basically said,
Speaker: If any of you speak out on this, your scholarships, your endorsements, your Olympic tryouts or Olympic anything, we're taking everything away from you. You cannot speak on this. And she's out there just putting them full on blast. Just absolutely putting them full on blast. Because, again, I reiterate the fact. This is a girl who's been swimming her entire freaking life.
Speaker: She had an Olympic tryouts and stuff like that. She was one of the best swimmers in the world. This Leah Thompson dude was ranked 445th in the world or in the country or something among men swimmers. Came in and just said, fuck everything you guys have done. Fuck all of your hard work. Fuck the last 19, 20 years of your life. I want to be a woman now because I don't call a spade a spade. You can't hang with the men.
Speaker: And now all of a sudden you're a world champion. Agreed. That's pretty much what it looks like. Well, here's my thing, is women fought for the right to vote. They fought all this shit, suffrage, and there's a whole fucking several movies about it. And now their rights are slowly being taken away, little by little. They're dicking away at it. And it is basically what Smoke was saying about Black folk, it's slowly being
Speaker: Chiseled away. We never got a more supposed to get in the first fucking place exactly so so the more you allow it to be Normalized the more it chips away and then eventually there's gonna be nothing you can fucking do No, we never go we got everybody else So at the end of the day if people don't speak up about it now in 10 15 years
Speaker: You're going to be like, get your ass back in the kitchen. We're going to make me supply. Because there's nothing you can fucking do. Um, kind of getting, I'm kind of, I'm, I'm, I'm slowly working my way to my main point of this whole, this whole topic. Again, I know where you're going. Two guys that I don't like. I watched the almost 40 minute clip from several years ago, Joe Rogan and Ben Shapiro.
Speaker: Excellent clip, by the way. This is going to bring me into kind of where I'm going, the kind of the coup de gras about transgenders. And this is an old clip. So this is from about five years ago. It's on Joe Rogan's YouTube page. It's him and Ben Shapiro.
Speaker: We have brought this up multiple times on this show. And I did not know this until I listened to this clip. Fallon Fox, the transgender MMA fighter, they did not know that she was a dude until after her first three fights when she was literally killing women in the ring. Well, not literally killing women, but damn near killing women in the ring. And then they found out and then they tried to fight to get her out. And it was a whole to do before they were like,
Speaker: Whatever happens, happens. She's not fighting women.
Speaker: because she is, yes, she might be the same size or in the same weight class, but she is physically stronger and faster, and she is hurting people. It's a violence. Yeah, she was beating people's ass. I think I remember the story. But she was hurting people bad because she couldn't. And when she was a he, again, I'm not saying that he or she transgendered just because he was a terrible MMA fighter.
Speaker: But when he was a dude, he was not hacking it. And then he was literally killing people. And as Ben Shapiro said many times in this back and forth with him and Joe Rogan, and two guys I don't like again. I don't like Fox News either, but I really like that little segment. I don't like Joe Rogan. I've made that very clear several times on here. I'm not the biggest fan of Ben Shapiro. But Ben Shapiro said many, many, many times. What is it? Transdysmorphia?
Speaker: is a legit mental illness, but we don't treat it by going, and this fool has a hard on for Caitlyn Jenner like you will not believe. He said, I will call him Caitlyn Jenner.
Speaker: But I will not call him her. And even Joe Rogan was like, I've called her her, I said she, you heard me. Even Joe Rogan was like, I'm not on his side. I'm not politically correct. And Joe Rogan was like, yeah, neither like 99 % of my listeners are gonna agree with you. But he was like, it's not something that we treat by
Speaker: letting them run amok and act crazy and all this other stuff. He was like, my grandfather was a schizophrenic. He's like, we medicated him with lithium and he was fine. He was able to live a normal life, but he didn't put his problems on everybody else. And that's what he said many times in this interview. That's about a 40 minute clip.
Speaker: Trans just morphia is a legit mental illness. People do suffer with it. People do deal with it. But, you know, we don't have to bend and bow and everything to there just because they don't get their way and they start throwing a temper tantrum type deal. But then they brought up the fact that and ladies, this was a shot at you women. They brought up the fact that
Speaker: dudes are doing it better than you at being women because they're women, women of the year. That's not me saying it. That was Joe Rogan and Ben Shapiro. No, but I mean, what was it? The, the, the one woman she's in Biden's administration, she's, uh, um,
Speaker: I haven't seen it yesterday. She's a Navy cat. She's she's she's in the Navy and she identifies as a woman. Yeah, he had here. She was. She had all the surgery. Got woman of the year. Well, this year's USA Today's woman of the year is a is a is a Minnesota lawmaker who beat out who beat out Goldie Hahn.
Speaker: I think Michelle Obama or something was up there. There were some there were some big names up there for the city of Michelle Obama and then there was just like some random ass fucking transgender lawmaker in Minnesota who won.
Speaker: I can become a woman in a year and still be doing better than a woman that was born. Yeah, do me a favor. Hurry up and play that clip because I want to show you this one too. This one fucked my head up a few years ago. I thought you were going to run a clip on it. No, I'm not running clips. I'm letting people know where they can find them because the clips, they're very long segments. I got one. Yeah, that one was Shapiro. Yeah, the one with Riley Green.
Speaker: The one with Riley Gaines and Craning Company is about a half hour. The Ben Shapiro, Rogan one's about 40 minutes. The one with Gutfield is about 40 minutes or 28 minutes or something like that. It's only two minutes. Would you mind if I showed it? Sure. Honestly, because I saw this about six years ago, and it fucked my head up. I'm not even going to lie to y 'all.
Speaker: Sadie, I'm gonna get to yours next. I see your comment, lady. Hang on one good second. This one tripped me up. We're getting there, Sadie. Hold on. Stick to the time frame. Just roll with me. There was a lot of wombers being packed, and a lot of wish playing, and a lot of pointing, and then laughing. It's kind of hard to explain, like a fever.
Speaker: Sean Simpson was the winner of our first competition, which means a lot to me that someone like Sean, who is a... See, you two opinionated motherfuckers make me sick. You all do realize that used to be a woman.
Speaker: What does that have to do with anything? Caspino used to be a woman. And this is what fucks me up. How much motherfuckers will like the opposite sex and we will never know the difference. You do realize that I've focused on very specific transgenders. Yeah. You spoke of transgenders in sports. So maybe that's where I went too far. I'll give you that. What killed me was that was actually a woman before like a man.
Speaker: Yeah, would you ever thought he was a woman? Look at Nick. Yeah, no, I wouldn't think so. There's a lot of transgenders out there who are not all up in your face being obnoxious being a fucking is normally more obvious than what we're seeing now. But there's a lot of women out there that if you just see them in a bar or at the grocery store,
Speaker: You would never know. Agree. Shit, you might even go up and holler at one and be like, hey, what's going on? And then you start getting everything. I admit it. My homeboy. Shut up, Jeff. Shut up, Jeff. No, I was like, my homeboys were like, I'm like, what's wrong? They were like, that's a dude. I'm like, no. They were like, yeah. I thank my homeboys for this day.
Speaker: Because if the surgery is going this strong, it is good. Yeah. Well, I mean, you can have full on surgery where they do and it goes both ways where you can have the bottom done. And there's videos and there's pictures online where they literally show not, they don't show like an actual, but they show pictures of how they, from male to female, they basically split the penis in half.
Speaker: Yeah, they do drawings. They do drawings. Take the danglies out, replace them, basically tuck everything in so you still have your sensitive parts and you can still get off and everything. And then how they build a penis for a female from the, basically from the, they take, I'm not 100 % accurate on this, but I think roughly kind of in a nutshell,
Speaker: they use the clitoris and stuff like that. So you still have like the sensitivity you can still get off and everything like that. So I mean, you can have the full on surgery and you will never know unless they tell you, hey,
Speaker: I used to be a man, or hey, I used to be a chick. I mean, you look at Chaz Bono, Cher's son. Yeah, she got the sideburns and everything now. You would never know that Chaz was once a girl. There are a lot of them out there. There's that one chick from Orange is the New Black. I just don't want the black chick. And I'm going to say yes. She's a beautiful woman. Dude, until she speaks.
Speaker: Yeah, like I didn't watch Oranges New Black. I watched it and I caught it a couple times. I was like, oh, that chick's hot. And she's like, that's a dude. I said, no, the fuck it's not. Exactly. That's exactly what I said. I was watching the show. She came on screen. I'm like, oh, OK. So they're on the show. She started speaking. I said, whoa.
Speaker: Before I went on my rant this is in no way shape and or form Trans hate or any this is just putting out issues of what's going on Especially right now like in the last few months. It's like And I'll put it up. I'll make it even clearer. We have no hate against trans. I mean Nick is Nick is great We love Nick
Speaker: I'm not even hating my fans. If Nick came up to me at the bar and says, hey, dude, you want a beer? Hey, man. Sure. Why not? Yeah, fine. We just ain't going on a date. We'll just do it. Yeah. No, but Nick's not going to ask me on a date. You know, it's just two dudes drinking at a bar.
Speaker: But what we're complaining about is people pretending so that they can get recognition for it. Or maybe not pretending, but they're doing it for recognition because it's trending. We want to know. And you're kind of trying to move on from your past. That came up in a conversation with someone else a last year, not too long ago. We need to know. You're supposed to let us know. We have a right to know.
Speaker: I absolutely agree with that. If you're a trans and you're out and about, and whether you're male to female or female to male, and if somebody comes up and starts talking to you, we absolutely should have the right to know.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, there's people out there that are like, if you don't go out with a trans woman, a woman that used to be a man, if I ask you on a date and you say no because I'm trans, that's transphobic. No, that's because I don't want to suck a cop.
Speaker: Well, just before it is as this as this Snowball continues to gain size as we're rolling down the hill one more thing about the sports thing Yesterday or today I think it was yesterday
Speaker: The world athletics ban transgender women from competing in track and field competition. If they transitioned after puberty. Okay. So if you started transitioning at 12. That still sounds fucked up. But here's my thing about that.
Speaker: I don't, I don't feel that any child under the age of 18 years old should be allowed to start transitioning. Exactly. Because children have no idea what the hell that exactly. Just made it legal for kids to make, to make their own choice on. Yeah. I mean, you know, we've all got kids and you know, some days cash is running around here and he's a fucking power ranger. The next day he's a fucking dinosaur.
Speaker: And after that, you know, he's, they're fucking kids. They don't know what you can't make life -changing decisions that you can't take back. If he wants to be a powerpuff girl, that's fine. But in five minutes, he's going to change back to a power ranger. He's going to change back to a dashboard. He is not to be a powerpuff girl. He used to be a rowdy, rough boy.
Speaker: I don't think he's ever been a powerpuff girl. My point is is kids and even at 18 years old, most of us still don't really know what we're doing with our lives or what we want to do. You know, we just want to make money and **** so but I'm sorry and any parent who any parent who who has a a child
Speaker: And they're between the ages of two and 16. And you're telling me that your child's transgender or you're telling me that your child's gay. I'm going to smack the fuck out of you. And that's not an opinion. That's a cold, hard truth. I'll catch a case. I'll slap the skin right out of you because I say don't know. That's you pushing an agenda on a child. Agreed.
Speaker: Agreed. However, if a young child is like 16, 17, and they're like, I'm gay. Well, yeah, they're saying they're gay. Yeah. I mean, absolutely. I think my sister - What if you're doing it because it's trendy? Yeah. I think my poster came out when he was like 15 or 16. Exactly.
Speaker: But even then, he wasn't 100 % sure. Nick wasn't doing it to me. I've known a couple of teenage kids who are pretty sure of that age. Yeah. Even in my year. 100%. My brother. I've met a couple. I've been like, are you sure? Yeah. But yeah, I mean, and then the question we used to have at our age was, why do you think so? And we got to be honest, it is a life kick. No, it's a recessive gene that can kick in on people. No bullshit.
Speaker: No bullshit. That is a recessive G that can kick in on people. We shouldn't be judging. We were just all raised to be. Well, and that's it. Before the show, I was starting to a friend of mine and we were kind of talking about some things and religion came up. And of course, I mean, we know how I feel about religion and he's kind of, he's a Christian. No, he's a churchy, he goes to church, but he's not like forcing it down your throat or anything like that. And he, and he even said, you know, we had to step away because you know,
Speaker: He's like we're still there but we're not as active or whatever but you know because you know the Bible says or whatever you're not supposed to hate each other you're supposed to hate the sin yes so and you know and I told him I said my thing my philosophy in life is
Speaker: I don't care what you're doing. As long as you're not hurting anybody else or hurting yourself and you're fucking happy. That's pretty much it. You can be, you can be princess. All trans members will fuck us for all goddamn care. Somebody to be happy with what we say doesn't fucking matter. Yeah. I've told homosexuals that before.
Speaker: I've told interracial couples that shit before. I've told people of different socio -economic demographics that shit before. If you can find somebody to be happy with, who gives a fuck what anybody else says? Because the biggest problem is motherfuckers who are miserable who ain't got nobody to be with, i .e. heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, trisexuals, all you motherfucking sexuals.
Speaker: Oh, I'm up for gays and lesbians getting married because why should we be the ones to suffer? You stupid. Can we run say these clips before she loses a chick? I know she's back there in Canada talking to us on the first. Yeah. Well, let me get to it. Let me get to it. I'm actually I'm actually I'm actually coming right up to it. Do you have that clip? I got it already. I can get it.
Speaker: I got it over here. I'm already. So, uh, as I made the, the, the joke at the beginning of the show, this is the, and sorry, we're going to run a little long tonight. Break's going to take a minute. I want to get this out of our system. That way we can come back because I do have a couple other things that are not as serious. I promise you. Um, but, um, so Anheuser -Busch recently announced that they're coming out with new Bud Light cans.
Speaker: And these Bud Light cans are going to have the image of, and these aren't my words. These are a lot of ladies words. These are a lot of women's words. These are a lot of women who are sick and tired. These are a lot of women who are sick and tired of this new trans community.
Speaker: of women who are are cosplaying as women to give views views likes follows to gain beneficial money or uh to gain money monetize it everything else these motherfuckers who go on tiktok and there's a couple of them
Speaker: and it's like day 263 of being a girl. There's another ass clown who did a video who went to the CVS and bought a box of tampons and he was like day 16 of being a girl. I bought tampons for my period and he's sitting in his car.
Speaker: He's like, what do I do with this? Where does it go? Oh, my God. I don't even know what I'm going to do about my period. So they've turned it into a satirical a joke to be a woman. And this is this is this is the long about this is this is where I was started this whole conversation to get to this point right here. Agreed.
Speaker: and Jeff said it earlier, women have come so far in America, the world, and in some countries they're still struggling. To now have their, where these cosplaying transgenders are calling them womb renters, chest feeders. That's fucked up.
Speaker: Uh, wait, I'm sorry. Now, now I'm an asshole. He said womb renters, womb, womb, womb renters, chest feeders, cis female, fake females,
Speaker: These goofy ass cosplayers are getting invited to the White House with old mumble brain, Joe Biden, giving advice. Getting jobs at the White House, getting jobs at the White House. That motherfucker said it, I didn't. Yeah, mumble brain Joe Biden, yeah. Anybody who's watched him do one speech knows he's a fucking mumble brain. He wasn't at the State of the Union address. But what, because they've medicated him?
Speaker: So I want to get to Sadie's video. Bud Light now has this Dylan Mulvaney ass face who's been a girl for less than a year.
Speaker: Year to exact that's what my knowledge This is why Bud Light is putting her him or whatever on the can to mark her one -year anniversary becoming a woman To my problem is this my mother's been a woman for 65 years. Why isn't she on a fucking can Rosa Parks? Why is it she on a fucking on a can?
Speaker: they want to be on a can. Sacagawea was a woman. Sacagawea, there you go. Thank you. You got a coin. Shut up and represent my people. Alright, she had a coin. So. Finally, she had a coin. Somebody's got to represent my people. Nick was a woman for several years. Why is it Nick on a fucking can? Yeah. Yeah. Who the fuck is Nick? I'm saying. You're Bruce. You're the motherfucker. He's a dude. Why would you put a dude on a beer can? Because at one point, Nick was a woman.
Speaker: We've been talking about for the past couple of years. But anyways, I don't know this jackass's full story or history, but I don't know. And I don't think in my personal opinion that he's actually started doing anything to transition except for wearing dresses and makeup and growing his hair. He was already a very feminine dude before the transition. He was a very feminine dude.
Speaker: So so now he's on the on the on the the new cans of Budweiser. They've got they've got our Bud Light. They've got Bud Light Trans Pro Trans Bud Light cans that are coming out with rainbows and **** like that on it. I just had a picture of it and Lo and behold the voice of the people my man the voice
Speaker: of reason. For God's sakes, this motherfucker at the longest intro ever. Kid Rock. Kid Rock. Bud Girls of 1988. Bud Girls of 2023. Nice. Wow. Kid Rock dropped a video. Basically
Speaker: with his views and opinion. I'm just waiting on you to throw it up there. I'm just going to keep talking until it pops up. Oh, shut the fuck up. Here we go. Yeah, I can't. I'm trying to avoid radio. I'm trying not to be rude, but Jesus fucking Chris. I was waiting for it to come up. You ever talk about Mike and his long intros, any fucking more. You got long intros and outros. Well, I mean, we could sit here in silence for you for the next 45 minutes for you to bring it up if you'd like. Here you go, Joe. Oh, you got it? There we go. Grandpa's feeling a little frisky today.
Speaker: Let me say something to all of you and be as clear and concise as possible.
Speaker: I'm fucking using Tracer routes. So, I mean, damn. For those of you who are listening to the replay. Tracer routes. If you jump on our YouTube channel and go to an hour, 10 minutes, you'll see the video of Kid Rock if you haven't already seen it. Or you can just go to the video stream. Well, I mean, you know, and unfortunately, that's the world we live in. People have to act extreme to get their point across. I agree with you, Tony. It's a bit much. But to continue on with this,
Speaker: And by the way, gentlemen, Anheuser -Busch's stock dropped 25 points this morning. Just saying. I mean, I believe it. I don't know the numbers, but I would say the majority of their demographic are normal, average, blue collar Americans. Anheuser -Busch stock.
Speaker: today. Um but um so speaking on the whole Dylan Mulvaney thing, there's another guy um on Tiktok. If you want to look it up, if you don't know who he is, it's Jeffrey Marsh. Um That mother damn near went off a cliff. Yeah, I did. They were **** pulled a bunch of lemurs. Yeah. Uh there's another guy
Speaker: Jeffrey Marsh on TikTok claims to be transgender. It's just this fucking little crack head of dude that wears makeup. In my opinion, in my opinion, and I use, once I say this term, let me give you my definition. In my opinion, he's a fucking predator to our children.
Speaker: Who? I know who you're talking about. Jeffrey Marsh. I know who you're talking about. Not in the terms of a sexual predator, but he goes online. He's a grown -ass man. Actually, here, let me see. What did I do? I know what you're talking about. I'll give you a little backstory while Chris is finding a picture. He goes on TikTok, and he says... Jeffrey who? Jeffrey Marsh. All right, so here, check this out real quick. It's just gonna be the audio, because I mean, I can show you guys the video. I don't know how well it'll come up.
Speaker: This is an audio, this is him talking about his Patreon that he started. This is a guy whose ideologies and trying to indoctrinate children into, there's no boys, there's no girls, your parents, don't listen to your parents, et cetera, another thing. This is a TikTok video. I'm gonna talk to somebody, go to my Patreon. Yeah, this is a video that was green screen by another TikToker, Ms. Giovanni underscore PNW.
Speaker: um him talking about his patreon account basically telling children small children to go follow his patreon account so they can talk in private
Speaker: to say so. That's why I made a Patreon so that we could talk about it, so we could connect in a way that has more privacy, so that we could talk to each other in a way that's more open and stuff that we wouldn't share like in the comments of a video like this. I think you're worthy and valuable and I wanted to spend more connected to
Speaker: There's only a few more seconds in the video. Everything about that is creepy. It's scary. Right? That's what I said. As a parent, everything about that is scary as fuck.
Speaker: I agree. As a child, okay, I got somebody new to talk to. As a parent, fuck no. That's what I said. And that's why I put the caveat on there. I didn't want to label him as a sexual predator. You wouldn't have had to. But I'm labeling him as a predator to our children. If that motherfucker would have said the word intimate, I would have just blocked him right now. I don't even know what the fuck he is. Well, here's the kicker. Here's the kicker. There was a woman. That's crazy. A raised woman. She stitched one of his videos.
Speaker: and basically called him out. She got death threats trans community to the point where they were sending her pictures of her kids and their school and her front door saying we know where you live. Yep. That's fucked up. There's just there's just a little bit left in this video. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. So, I mean, and that's what I said. You know, I want to label him as a predator. How you want to go look up Jeffrey Marsh on Tiktok. You're going to find his videos. You're going to find everybody's stitches, duets, green screens. You're going to make your own opinion. I'm saying a predator. He is a predator to our children. He is a danger to our children. Because by appearance, that's where you're coming from and people would agree with you.
Speaker: No, it's not appearance. Well, no, I'm saying this is my opinion. Go, go, go do the research. His name is Jeffrey Marsh. He's not hard to find on TikTok. You can go do the research of Dylan Mulvaney as well. Now, I wouldn't necessarily say that Dylan Mulvaney is a he's just a jackass. He is. He is. And again, I'm giving you guys a lot of names and stuff like that.
Speaker: that look awkward. Yeah, it's just stresses and makeup on and sits in his house. The other one, the other one, the Biden's Biden's got a waste management appointee.
Speaker: He works for Joe Biden, has been convicted three times for stealing luggage to the point where he would wear these women's clothing. And the one woman that he stole her luggage, she's a designer, as in the dresses this cat was stealing were one of one and wearing them out in public. And then she's calling him out saying, I made that. And hi, Nikki. Hello. I'm disturbed. With my sandwich.
Speaker: I do. There you go. There you go. I don't even make him sandwiches. I'm wrong too. You make me dinner. I make dinner. I don't need to make a sandwich. And you make me dessert. And you bring me beer without me having to ask.
Speaker: So, so I'm throwing a lot of names for you guys. If you're, if you're listening to the first break and you want to know who I was talking about or where you can find them or the articles, reach out to us on social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Tik TOK. Um,
Speaker: all at nonsensical nonsense podcast. You can email us if you want. You can be 100 % anonymous, nonsensical nonsense podcast, gmail .com. There's clean, not Jeff trying to squeeze it in and talk over everybody. But there was a young lady on YouTube and since I've been in this wormhole, I like what she does.
Speaker: I like her YouTube channel. I actually subscribe to it, but it's called the comment section with Brit Cooper. Okay. I know that one. She did a YouTube video a couple months ago and it was titled my biology is not your costume. I liked it. I liked that. And she went after these quote unquote trans cosplayers.
Speaker: uh but she was playing video clips and uh yes please thank you um and she was showing video clips it was it was meant to be a positive thing because she was showing that that women as a whole and again ladies or any trans that
Speaker: If you hear this or if you're listening, you want to add your two cents, please let us know. Hit us up anywhere, social media, email. We'll invite you on the show. You can come on and speak your mind because we're just dudes. I'm looking at it this way. I'm speaking my mind and as a way to help defend you guys. And now you don't need a man to stick up.
Speaker: there was several clips in this where other women were duetting and stitching these goofy ass videos for these goofy ass trans people and I keep using their quotes on purpose.
Speaker: and even dudes that were commenting. And so the video wasn't so much her attacking the cosplaying trans. It was a shout out to the people, the men and women who were going after, not, and a lot of them was, they were going after them in a classy way. They weren't like, well, fuck you, you motherfucker. You know, they were like, Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Like one dude stitched the video of that idiot in his car talking about being on his period and buying a tampon. So the guy came on and he stitched it. He was like, imagine your girlfriend, a real girl on her period, and she can only use one brand. And you go to the CVS to get that brand and they just sold out.
Speaker: because your goofy ass is in the car making a TikTok video for clout and views and likes. And now my girlfriend has to go without because you want to play on TikTok. No, well, I did see one of the - But that was essentially what it was about was these cosplay trans cosplay girls is what they were calling them. Just being trans for clout.
Speaker: And as a community, I get, if you actually identify as a woman, I get it. I understand it. More power to you. But if you're just doing it for the views and doing it because it's trendy, you're a fucking douche. Yeah. Like, there's just one guy. I think his name is Chad something or another. He looks like a bro. Like, he's got this stupid ball of curly hair on the top. I think he just puts makeup on. He looks like your everyday douche bro.
Speaker: with makeup on. He looks like 80s hairband. No, no, no. He doesn't even look like 80s hairband. He looks like all these bros on TikTok and social media right now. They got the long curly hair on top. They wear the stupid ass clothes. They just have makeup on. There's nothing trans about him. And that's what that whole video was about. Again, it was my biology is not your costume.
Speaker: the YouTube account is the comment section with Britt Cooper and I hope I said your name right because it's spelled Britt but I think she said Britt. I hope if you hear this, I hope I said your name right. If not, feel free to curse me out, I guess. But it was a, it was a, it was sorry. It was a, it was a, it was a whole, it was a whole long rant to get to my main point with
Speaker: A lot of these, quote unquote, cosplay girls, and that's what we're going to call them. We're not going to, this is not a hate on trans people or anything like that. But it is, they've created a mockery of the female's gender. Agreed. I think both genders are being mocked.
Speaker: Well, I mean, I think to a certain degree because, you know, at the same time as men, the last several years we have been under attack. I'm not saying that we don't deserve it. Right. Well, 90 % of us are douchebags. But the feminazi movement has tried for years to demasculate and feminize men. Which is why we like those big words, don't you, Jeff?
Speaker: You know, but I've also as part of this wormhole, the new feminine, the new feminism versus
Speaker: the trans community and the old feminazis is fun to watch because this generation of women is the best part. We're not in it. We just get to sit at the sidelines and watch. This new era of feminism, these young women, these young girls, young ladies are a trip because they want the equal rights and everything like that, but they're also sticking up for men.
Speaker: Oh, it kills the feminazis and it kills the trans community. And then they go after the trans community about them not being real women. And it's just like, oh, you dumb, you goofy bastards have unleashed the lioness. That's what I got to give. It's so trendy now to be trans. Exactly.
Speaker: And there was a survey, and I don't have the statistics correct, but the baby boomers. And I'm going to throw out false numbers, but I'm using them as example. When our generation before us, 1%, if that, identified as not the body they were born in.
Speaker: And then our generation is 3%. And then you come into these new generations. And it's like 80%. Oh, yeah. It skyrockets because it's trendy. And as soon as it becomes not trendy, a lot of people are going to realize, I fucked up. Well, and I mean, and that's the thing. And I think that's the problem. Not a problem, but a lot of things today.
Speaker: Tony, you look like you got something on your mind. You got anything you want to say? I'll shut Jeff the fuck up. No, y 'all good. I just want to make sure we're not. And I'm not going to lie. You're getting it off your chest. I'm good. The conversation is kind of redundant to me on a lot of aspects. Y 'all aren't wrong in which you all are saying it. And y 'all just giving you aspects. I pretty much said most I was ever going to say on it, except for that motherfucker you just showed me that booed my fucking mom. I'm like, no, I want to let my child talk to them.
Speaker: Yeah, no, exactly. And that's why I said, you know, you guys know my broaster. Our listeners know my broaster. I have been probably the most supportive one in our entire family through everything. When he was still a girl, I posted that picture in our group chat embarrassing the hell out of myself from when we were kids. She was still my little sister back then when she came out as a lesbian.
Speaker: when she was undecided and didn't really know if she was lesbian or not lesbian or what was going on. I stayed by her side, I always supported her, I joked with her and I make fun of her and I pick on her because that's my job as your big brother. When she decided to become a he, I supported it. Every once in a while I still slip and I say her or she, but I've tried very hard for the last few years to
Speaker: use the correct pronouns so to say I always call him call him him or he or you guys can attest to Nick is not the person to get offended if you make a he he does.
Speaker: But he does to a certain degree, but you guys don't see that because when it's when he's on here with us and I'm busting his chops, I would like to say busting his balls, but. You know he knows that it's it's coming from me and I'm just fucking. I've always been a I've been a very loud, a very vocal supporter.
Speaker: an ally of the LGBTQIAZURFTWXYZ, whatever the fuck they're calling themselves in 2023. I've always been a very loud and outspoken ally. I was going to pride parades and stuff like that when it wasn't cool for straight people to go.
Speaker: with my cousins and my cousin and her friends and stuff. No, they were always funny. Nobody was like, it wasn't like I caught the gay when I was there. And if a gay dude approached me, I'm like, hey, I'm straight. Okay, cool, man. You having fun? Yeah. You want a beer? Yeah. Are you going to root for me? Probably. Well, I'm not very good bottom. So if you root for me, just so you know, you're going to wind up on the bottom. I'm not very flexible. I'm just saying. I'm cuddly as fuck though.
Speaker: No, but it's like it's the the difference between somebody like Nick and somebody like this this douche on tick -tock It's polar opposites Like Nick doesn't come up and say by the way, I'm trans first thing he says Yeah, but not in a douchey way
Speaker: He is a very proud trans. I think trans male, trans male, trans man. I'm not 100 % sure. I'm still trying to figure out all the vernacular and all that shit. But he is very proud of the fact that he's trans. He's very happy about it.
Speaker: He doesn't hide it from anybody, but he's not in your face, make you want to vomit about it because it's just like growing up. Which is the difference between Nick and some of the cats. And it's the same thing with lesbians or gay people. Some of them are just, bam, hey, and if you don't like me, then blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it's like, bro, calm down.
Speaker: Okay. You're gay. Cool. Super. Enjoy. Eat a gummy. Calm down. By the way, I'm a car guy. That's how I'm going to start it. I have a Chevy. You don't have a Chevy? Fuck you. Exactly. That's what I'm going to start doing. I'm going to identify as a Chevy guy.
Speaker: I'm a Chevy guy, that's my new pronoun. I get it. I'm a part of your community. I'm trans too. I'm trans dinosaur. I identify as a T -Rex. Have you seen Pierce Morgan? Pierce Morgan? Oh, don't even see, that's a whole nother topic. He said, why can't I identify as a black lesbian? And that woman lost her mind laughing. And the others try to be serious. When I was in my rabbit hole today,
Speaker: I went across Piers Morgan fighting with the vegans and he was killing me. This motherfucker ate a steak in front of a vegan. He's like, well, by the way, I'm hungry. So I ordered something and he brings it like McDonald's or steak. I seen that interview. And then there was another interview where he was like, well, since you're not going to answer my questions and you're going to keep deflecting to the same, the same stupid sentence over and over again.
Speaker: I'm getting a little hungry. There was like a DoorDash guy came in and gave me McDonald's. He's like, I'm gonna eat a Big Mac. And he's so smart because he has that English accent. And this literally every question he asked her, she was like, we're trying to make a change in global warming and farming and fish. Yeah, the chick that was throwing paint on walls. Yeah, and he was like, I asked you if you ate on the wall. He was like, I asked you if you ate on the wall.
Speaker: Yeah. He was like, I asked you if you eat avocados and you keep saying the same shit. Yeah. The violation was like, yeah, I eat avocados. And he was like, so you're not worried about the billions of bees that are dying because of their law. Well, he makes the point that to get those avocados to you, they have to be flown on a plane or from California to the UK on a plane.
Speaker: And then on the truck, but anyways, yeah, no, like I said, uh, we're gonna that'll be a conversation for another, another day. We'll, we'll, we'll go after the vegans. I want to definitely beat on the vegans. I'm sorry. I would like to say I'm worried about the vegans getting upset and, and, and storming the castle, but they're all frail and they're all frail and half starved. So, but, um,
Speaker: Now, like I said, you know, kind of a long roundabout conversation to get to the point of the cosplay girls and basically making a mockery out of out of out of females. But it was it was opinion based. I gave you all my everywhere I was at today. Again, if you.
Speaker: need to ask or if you want to know feel free to reach out to us on social media feel free to hit us up in the email if you want to stay anonymous that's fine i totally understand i won't put anybody's names or anything like that on blast
Speaker: If you want to come on the show and speak your side, feel free to. Absolutely. Or any ladies that want to come on here, any women that want to come on here and speak their views and opinions with the whole, and this is not an attack on the trans community. This is, even though we kind of talked about the sports and transgenders and stuff like that, this is simply on the cosplay girls, basically what they've been labeled.
Speaker: And it's not meant any hate or anything like that other, in fact, that y 'all are stupid and you look stupid, but big ups on you because you're getting paid. I don't know why Dylan still lives at his mommy and daddy's house because he's got more money than the three of us combined. But the dude was literally hanging out in the White House with mumble brains, mush brains, McGillicuddy on Air Force One. I haven't even been on Air Force One. Oh, Joey B, the one and only.
Speaker: I can't run walk down a stuff Joe Biden if you're not watching the president's discord on tick tock shame the fuck on you
Speaker: because that **** is the funniest. Oh, there he is. Kevin watches it on YouTube and holy **** I hear it while I'm sitting in here. The presidential discord is the funniest ****. Oh my god. Donald Trump, Obama, Biden, Bill Clinton and **** George Bush. That's a double bingo burn there. Playing Call of Duty. Yeah. Playing Call of Duty. Tony, it's **** hilarious. George Bush, that's a double bingo burn right there, big D.
Speaker: Joe Biden's always end up lost in a corner somewhere. Joe, where are you going, Joe? A couple times, Obama's like, Joe's like, you Obama, you gonna let him say that? Joe, he's got a point.
Speaker: It's all satire. It's just comedy. It's like an AI. It's a new app where you can mimic people's voices. And it's a presidential discord and it's just the presidents playing Call of Duty and just roasting the fuck out of each other.
Speaker: Oh, it's hilarious. It's fucking hilarious. And it's not even remotely. Like, no one would watch it and go, wait, are these guys actually playing Call of Duty? If you can 100 % tell, it's fake. Because these guys are nice and cordial with each other, but busting each other's balls left and right. It's hilarious.
Speaker: You gotta, I gotta see if I can find it. I'll send it to you, Jeff, where Joe Biden comes on. And he was like, I need a new nickname. Donald Trump goes for like two minutes, just burning the hell out of me. I think that, I think if Joe Biden, if Donald Trump did play Call of Duty, it would be amazing to be on stream with it. Cause it would just light you up left and right.
Speaker: you know, the Obama role, you know, like the Obama character, like he's something he tries to stick up for Joe, but sometimes he's just like, I can't, I can't. But let's start without me.
Speaker: We waited for 20 minutes but you were getting your depends changed. Let's uh let's uh let's take a quick break. Let's uh let's cleanse our palate a little bit. Come back. Um we're done with the the main part of the segments. We are done with the main part of the show.
Speaker: I'm not going to be nothing but me to you, Nikki. He said, if you don't bring me my fucking sandwich, I'm going to be nothing but me to you, Nikki. I'm going to slap you across the face with a fucking sandwich. You look like that. You better bend down. Hey, Jeff. I'll jump up so you can do it. Jeff, Nikki said you had to be at least five -four to talk shit to her. My wife's got heels to identify as a woman. Oh, cosplay girl in the house.
Speaker: I'll show you where to stick that tampon, Jeff. We're going to cleanse our palate. We got a little music for you. We're going to come back. A little tick tock trauma that... It just starts playing. A little tick tock trauma that transpired this weekend.
Speaker: gentlemen, if we have time. Yes, sir. Guess what just came out yesterday? You. I did that a long time ago. Yeah, you did. Bro, it came on, not out. Oh, yeah. There's a difference. We just talked about that the other night, didn't we? We just talked about that shit the other night. I just said I came on. I didn't say anything else.
Speaker: Um, no, uh, yesterday, the 2023 rock and roll hall of fame inductees came out. So we kind of find out who we pick. Well, no, no, this is this year's inductee. Oh, this is the new ones. Okay. I mean, it's kind of an ongoing, this is going to be the third hall of fame class that we get to talk about and discuss. If you gentlemen want to during the break, look it up.
Speaker: If not, don't worry about it, but kind of drop the names and get what your views and opinions. And I don't know, Jeff or Tony, if one of you guys want to jot down who we think is going to make it. So we actually have a record of it this year. Last year, we thought we had it. So when we come back, TikTok's around the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And I've got some restaurant etiquette down the road tonight that I would like to discuss with you guys as well.
Speaker: So we're done being mean ish. No, you should not be burping and farting in the restaurant. There I've said. So just shit on the table. Depends on how good the food is. Here's your tip bitch. Let's put a worker.
Speaker: I just want to remind somebody how much we don't share the damn podcast. This was actually today last year, or how much I've been challenging for the podcast. The only thing you guys share is the starting five, which is amazing. You can see on mics, it goes on for three hours. Because that's TV catch. Oh, that's TV catch. I thought that was movie catch. Because I smoke your asses. You share the starting five. Trust me, that's never been an issue.
Speaker: which is the podcast. Thank you very much. Play the damn song. We haven't done the starting five. We have like almost a year hiatus in the starting five, but we've been doing shows the whole time. I'm sharing the live, share the broadcast, share where they can listen to it. A little bit more, trust me. I've been sharing. Jesus Christ. Anyhay. Let's cleanse our palate. Tony D, this is one of your favorites. This one's dedicated to the real women.
Speaker: And this is how the cosplay girls feel. Blacktop Mojo. Check them out. Also, Shameda, wherever you're shooting music, and Blacktop Mojo. Inside on the outside. Day of domentang time.
Speaker: Oh, any young man, what's wrong with you now? You're still in silence, you don't make a sound Love me about one time Her eyes might be mine Oh, she looks up in here and smiles go bright She never saw me as they both went bright
Speaker: I'm drinking poison, hoping I don't choke
Speaker: If I think it loud enough, do you think so?
Speaker: Even hope and not control
Speaker: and welcome back to non -sensical nonsense. Everybody, holy **** I was literally just like, Nikki's like, can you go grab me uh lemonade? She's got these like, what is it? Simply, simply spiked. There's some kind of lemonade and alcoholic beverage. And I was like, yeah, I think I got a minute and I got halfway down the hallway and I heard the song start to fade out. I was like, oh ****
Speaker: I literally ran down the hallway, slid into the kitchen, come hauling ass back into the bedroom, and just sat down right before the character. Shuck it to her, mid run. Not that you'll get this reference, but Tony, well, I did a Patrick Mahomes diving throw to her, Tony. Welcome back to Nonsense with Nonsense, everybody.
Speaker: If you've ever asked yourself why the show is called nonsensical nonsense, there you go. Listen to a couple episodes. We got Tony being a building hanging out with us as always. Jeffrey's in here. Just being Jeff. I'm the asshole. Ladies and gentlemen, you all know who I am. I'm the champ. You see the champ, but you can call me click.
Speaker: I am ridiculous. I am ridiculous. Let's get it right. You can. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. I'm starting a dictionary like a paper version. A Glictionary. I like that. We can sell it on our as as Mark said as as Mark said the other night when we're talking about the Glictionary after Tony left. I'm sorry. I called you a cunt the other day. I had a case of the
Speaker: Oh, that reminds me, uh, before you get into it, Tony, you know how, and when they do fast and furious movies, they'd like the fate of the furious or whatever it is. You know what they're calling a fast and furious 10 fast. No, they're calling a fast 10 year seat belts. Yeah.
Speaker: That wasn't bad. That wasn't bad. That wasn't bad for real. That wasn't bad. Speaking of Mark, speaking of the devil, his clicks are playing up again.
Speaker: I was going to tell people that they can find us on social media, Facebook, Instagram,
Speaker: and clapper. Yes. All three members of nonsensical nonsense now has to clap. Yeah, no, I don't. Tony's got it really bad case of the clapper. Well.
Speaker: You know, Tony, Tony's got an indirect case of the clap because he's part of the show and we have a show clapper page. Exactly. You're on clapper but you're not on clapper. There's pictures and videos of you out there. But you can hang out with us live Monday, Wednesdays, and Saturdays at 6 PM on YouTube and Twitch.
Speaker: And if you can't catch us live, don't worry. You can listen to us anytime, any place on Spotify, everywhere you listen to podcasts, all at nonsensical nonsense podcast. Go give us a follow, give us a like. And if you'd be so kind, give us a share. And don't forget to turn your notifications on that way. Well, baby birdies, if you want to be fed, then you want to know when it's dinner time. So yeah, that's right, Tony. There are baby birdies that listen to us and we feed them.
Speaker: We give them that good, good Tony. Yeah, we do. I'm going to do that from time to time. I'm sure you did. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. Because that goes deep dives. Deep dives with my Chi Chi. Women love me. Fuck y 'all. I mean, it's OK. Men love you, too. I didn't lie to you. Men love me, and women love me, and midgets love me.
Speaker: Some of the men just want to be me. You said men just want to be you? Yeah, because I'm taller than they are. Barely. Barely. I'm going to go to the little people convention so I can feel tall. I'm just saying. I am a giant among little people. It's like the, you know, in the land of the blind, when I met his king, in the land of the little people, the five foot three guy is king. I'm just saying. You barely got him beat.
Speaker: I know. I got Peter Dinklage beat. He's the king of the little people. I think Peter Dinklage will whoop your ass, too. I don't doubt it. Dinklage is kind of a badass, too. A little bit. Before we went to break, gave you guys a couple little teasers. Well, teasers was a little tick -tock drama. A little PSA, ladies and gentlemen. That was not PSA. Thank you very much. Not bad.
Speaker: No, I was gonna give a different PSA fact check. I don't remember all that. Um, if you are in a relationship and said relationship ends.
Speaker: You post videos about my person. Oh, wifey. I know exactly what you're talking about. I told the video. Blah, blah, blah. Don't post three or four videos about your wifey. A club doorknob. It took me two minutes to realize it was taking up the video.
Speaker: Because she was backlit so you can really see her face. And I was like, what am I watching? And then all of a sudden Glick popped up and I'm like, oh, okay, I know who that is.
Speaker: So, and then don't post a video talking shit about your ex. Ladies and gentlemen, this goes out to both of you. Because their new significant other may call you out on your bullshit. I saw it, I saw it, I saw it. And then watch your passive. Wait, I didn't see that. I did see it. I'll go to my TikTok page. I saw it. Did you see all three of mine, Jeffrey? No, I just saw the one. I saw two of them. I saw two of them. Where your back lit
Speaker: First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do. First of all, I really do.
Speaker: and then make a third one. After you're already married. After you've posted multiple videos about walking out with my person in love. And then when you get called out, keep that same energy. All that energy when you make all them videos about your ex boyfriend or your ex girlfriend, ladies and gentlemen. And when you get called out, keep that same energy. Don't get quiet. Keep that same energy. I got a question. What Tony?
Speaker: Suppose the tide turns and your exes decide to talk shit back to you because of the shit you said about them. Oh, I'm going to call them out. Let them. OK. No, here's the thing. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say. The exes talking shit about me that's not true. I'm going to call them out. Oh, no, no, no, no. I first of all. Now they're talking about shit that's true. I'm like, yeah, I did that. First of all, I'm going to say that in retrospect, because what you're telling people not to do it, there are people who aren't supposed to do as well. So please. First and foremost, I haven't talked a whole lot of shit about my exes.
Speaker: Now, one of them in general did. You're a liar. You're a liar. Wait a minute. I'm talking about not unprovoked. One of them came asking for it.
Speaker: in the middle of a show and I kept my mouth shut while she ran me through the mud and buried me on social media. You said that I kept my mouth shut and I didn't tell people the truth until she said something in the middle of the show because I made a comment that wasn't even directed towards her and then I buried her ass for 15 minutes on our show. That was the eater.
Speaker: Jeff, you have to watch the video that says PSA on the front of it. Now, I have... And I try very hard not to talk a lot. Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So I tried to just now... Oh, it's... His video is set to friends only. Now. Yeah. After I made mine. He didn't say anything to me. His new bitch commented under one of my comments,
Speaker: Can I say something? Is it me or could I take this dude out? Like physically. I mean, seriously. He's a biker. Oh my God. I got a bicycle outside. I got a scooter. I'm a biker. He's probably more in love with his bike than he'll be in love with any other person or thing on this bike. I'm sorry. If you're going to call somebody out,
Speaker: Well, mind you, mind you, mind you. We're going to speak on this situation right now. It's not even a general basis. Mind you, he's made multiple, multiple, multiple videos talking shit about Nicki.
Speaker: and all his little fat, desperate ganks will comment and make stupid comments. Sorry, Nikki, Nikki, you need glasses because, A, you dated that ugly fucker and B, then you started dating Glick, I'm just saying. Nah. She upgraded. Shut your whore mouth. Yes, she is. She still needs glasses, because you all get those fuckers. What did I just say, Jeffrey? I've got a basic done, Jeff. I don't need that. Well, you need to get your money back.
Speaker: What did I just say about talking shit about your ex's? You're talking shit about your ex -husband. You better watch your mouth. The upgrade was to somebody with a longer beard. That was an upgrade. That's all she did. The upgrade was somebody with a longer beard.
Speaker: a job, a nice car, his own place. Oh, and, you know, we won't talk about the other thing. That's a big upgrade. Well, not that. That's probably the only downgraded. This is probably the only downgrade in the entire situation. Stay over there.
Speaker: It's not a downgrade. Ouch for him. Because that's small. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. If, if a... I burned these. Get the other belt. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Tony, Tony, what you didn't see, what you didn't see was Chris sliding her money to like, say I got a big day.
Speaker: No, what you didn't see was me pointing the Smith and Wesson that's on my lap at her. Yeah, exactly. You just remember. Do I have to go to Cancun? It's that whole scene. It's that whole scene from 22 Jump Street where Ice Cube moves a gun. It ain't really that funny. It ain't really that funny. It's not fucking that. It's not anything. Which one do you want to do? The gun or the dick? OK. However, this cat
Speaker: And I can say it because I dare this motherfucker come down here. I'll let my 10 -year -old beat him up. I've left one other comment on one of his videos. When he made the one video the second time, I was like, damn, dude, I thought you was a bitch the first time you did it. But now I know you're a bitch. And he didn't say shit. And then he posted the video about eating male money.
Speaker: that he's that he posted a video about needing bail money if he if he spoke his mind about our situation and I said don't confuse bail money with medical bills and he didn't say shit again. Tell him I got a tax deduction for him. So then I stitched his video like my aggressive.
Speaker: This is why I say, this is why I say Nikki needs her money back on license. Cause that dude is one ugly motherfucker. I'm not saying I'm fucking bread, but Jesus Christ, his face tattoo wakes me. We want to stab my own eyes out. So I don't have to look at it. Somebody commented on my video. What the hell did you send me? And be honest in that video, Chris, your, your, your, it's not your best look in that video.
Speaker: Oh no, it's not my best look in that video. It looks like you just got out of the shower and you're just like fucking, I don't care. It was like 1 .30 in the morning. It was like 1 .30 in the morning. It was understood. Understood. And that's what I'm saying. I'm not saying you tried to look your best. It's not like you put on something. Oh, no, I wasn't. I was just, I was just aggregated. No, no, no, no. I'm not. Exactly. And it comes down to if you're going to talk shit, and this goes for anybody, at least be factual.
Speaker: somebody commented on my video and they said she broke up with me because I got drunk and got a stupid fucking tattoo on my face. But no, that's what I'm saying. I've seen better hits on a mug of beer. I'm just saying.
Speaker: I'm gonna go three solid episodes without saying fuck you, Jeff, just for that. Damn, Jeff. Hey, look at that. I got traps. That was pretty good. Does that mean I get a sandwich?
Speaker: I'm trying to get that **** you early. I'm calling you out. So, you know, like, I mean, he was posting TikToks about me before he even moved out of my **** house. Like, he was talking **** about her and posting TikToks from her living room. And you didn't beat it. From her living room. Oh, that would have been a baseball bat again. And again, hey, shout out, bro, to the first six. I'm sorry, people in glass houses did not throw scones. Because he left all his **** down in her basement.
Speaker: They didn't come back for it. He's like, we take my shit. I'm not coming back for it. Which I didn't even know until his TikTok popped up on Chris's For You page. I didn't know he wasn't coming back to get his stuff. I love that. That's how I see it later. I love that he pops up on my For You page because that's how I see his videos. They pop up. But anyways, outside of our specific situation, ladies and gentlemen, if you are in a relationship and said relationship ends,
Speaker: Hey, first and foremost, I understand being mad because the relationship ends. I've been there a couple times. Nobody's super happy when a relationship ends. But as a grown ass of old, I didn't go on social media and start trashing my ex at all. Well, you shouldn't have.
Speaker: Second of all, if you do start trashing your ex on social media and you get called out for it, keep that same energy when you get called out. Don't act like a bitch.
Speaker: Oh my god. I I because especially if you're stitched or duetted because when you're stitched or duetted in a video, you get every notification that I get. People like it. People comment, this and that. So, you can hide it and set it to only your friends see it but you're still getting the notifications. Don't act like a bitch when you get called out and that goes for real life too. You talk all that **** and then you get called out in real life. Don't act like a **** once you get called out. I'm
Speaker: That's how you got your fucking head kicked in. Oh, 100%. How many times did we beat somebody up because they were talking shit? Bob Smith knows I can throw down.
Speaker: You said weak, was it? You threw punches at Bob Smith, but you didn't beat his ass. I didn't say I beat his ass, but I didn't take it lying down either. Let's be honest. Bob could have killed you, and he didn't. But Bob changed his mind real quick when I came out of firm with that sooner. Yeah, you definitely put a Friday on him. You came out with a cinder block.
Speaker: a cinder block, not a brick, a cinder block. Not a brick, a whole ass cinder block. You was mad. I chucked that fucker across the room and it landed within three inches. Yeah, unfortunately Jeff's giant friend had to step in the middle of that situation. As a cinder block goes flying through. No, you were up on the roof. No, I know, I had to come down and get it. You stopped a fucking piece of plywood on me, you fucker, because I had you laughing so hard. Well, I had to come down and get in the middle of it, Jesus Christ. It comes down to,
Speaker: You was about to get your ass up. When I say, when I say, I would have put his ass to sleep if he didn't hit me. I love him to death, but I would have put his ass to sleep if he hit me. No, you try to stop jumping in his ass too. He was mad and ready to go, but you right now, this ain't going to work. Because I was literally reaching for a hammer. Yeah. No, I know. Because I know I'm a small guy. So I know I'm not going to be able to take out somebody as big as Bob. Bob was bigger than Chris. Bob was bigger around than me.
Speaker: He was shorter than me. And Bob was a big motherfucker. But he was also a gentle giant. I don't know that. You know, as for as much shit as he talked, I don't think that he was. I don't either. And but maybe. I love Bob. Don't get me wrong. I love Bob to death. That dude's my boy. And it was a one time thing. You got to remember. Jeff was on his period. No, here's the thing. It was a sharp week for Jeff. My little ketchup packet. I was a ketchup packet.
Speaker: We spent 12 hours a day together for two years. Three hours, three hours a day together? That's what you said. That's what he said. 12 hours a day. Oh, a day. Collectively, collectively, we spent 12 hours a day together for two years. There's going to be arguments. It's, it's, it's, you know, and, and every single class plus shop time,
Speaker: And occasionally, we would hang out after school. We spent hours upon hours with each other. There's going to be arguments. And, you know, there's always going to be the razzing, no matter, you know, Chris and I razz each other. We razz everybody else. I never had a problem where I got to an argue with anybody. That's bullshit. I never did. I called bullshit. I called bullshit. You're not in our files. I called bullshit. Motherfucker, I saw you chase Casey around the fucking room.
Speaker: And mind you, Casey was probably right there with me as being like the toughest craziest motherfucker in our class.
Speaker: Like Casey got into a fight with four dudes in the lunch room one day. And I said, I got your back. And he said, I got this. And he beat all four of them down. And you know what? Chris and I stood there and got, yeah, he does got it. Look at that. But if he didn't, I had his back. But yeah, I forgot about Casey talking shit and running from me. Who was the craziest man in the class? Please raise your hand. Five minute run, dude. I mean, I would have taken three steps and like, fuck it. I can't do it.
Speaker: I'm gonna have a cigarette. But these motherfuckers were ready to scrap. Well, Casey didn't want none because he was running from me. I was ready. Yeah. But also at the same time, we also did all those boxing matches in the locker room. Tony, I see you're not in the locker room. Now, the locker room was literally mainly three of my offices long, but only about as much wide because there's lockers on both sides.
Speaker: These motherfuckers would square off and do body to body contest. I'm like, fuck that. Look at the sizing. And then they would take, they would take pieces of steel that were solid four inch round and use them as fist packs. I'm like, you guys are fucking. Yeah, that's what we trade punches. We would trade punches. I mean, it got to the point by the end of our junior year that nobody would do body to body or trade punches with me. Yeah, it got old really fast.
Speaker: Fuck you, Glick, you won't give up. You know, the funniest day, the funniest day didn't even happen in class. You remember Mike Judd. He he he asked for people to help pull his dad's sidewalk. David Judd, sorry. He asked people to help for his dad's sidewalk. And I was the only one who showed up. So his dad bought us like six cases of beer. And by the time I think the last part of it was like
Speaker: because we were fucking hammered by the time we got to part of that concrete. We were drunk out of our fucking asses. My dad and his dad go, you got it. Yeah, right. Looks good from here. Basically, the whole point of that conversation, whatever you want to call it, if you're going to talk about it, be about it. Exactly. And I understand it's silly. It's tiktok silliness.
Speaker: Well, it comes down to the whole keyboard warrior thing. It's safe when you're on this side of the camera. Well, you're safe when nobody's responding to you and nobody's acknowledging it. Most of the bikers I know show up. He just owns a Harley. Exactly. He's a biker in name only. He just owns a 16 or 17 year old Harley. That's what I said. I have a bicycle outside. Technically, I'm a biker.
Speaker: And trust me, again, we've had the conversation. Stop Jeff. I'm not. Stop. Stop. Jeff. A bicycle is not a bike. It was a grown man. Stop this shit. I got an electric scooter. We've had the conversation. I was nose to nose with the Hell's Angels and I became their orchid man. And they told me to beat the hell out of the prospect who had a problem with me.
Speaker: And he said, I can fix that. And then they showed up and we got to conversation and we kind of yelled at each other back and forth. And I told them what the issue was. And they're like, beat his ass. See, you went, like I said, you stood your ground. Yeah. They're like, what was ass? They respected. And then I became their working man. Did that goofy bastard have to see me twice a month?
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: That's what we were talking about Monday, Tony, when I told you that I've had a lot of, when we were talking about gang violence and gangs and this, that and the other thing. And I've had a lot of interactions through my life with these people. And I've never had any issues because it's all about how you handle yourself and how you come across and how you treat them because they're going to treat you the same way you treat them. Yeah.
Speaker: At an apartment complex and we had MS -13 in there and those guys were cool as fuck with me. And I told them, yeah, if you don't have a problem with you, you don't have any problems. Yeah, and I told them flat out, I was like, look man, don't do anything here, there's kids here. I'm like, I'm not trying to bust your balls, I know who you are. I don't care, but I know who you are.
Speaker: But don't do any dumb shit here because there's fucking kids all over the goddamn place. Yeah. And they were cool. They were cool as hell. They'd come down. They'd see us coming at work. Come down. What's going on, guys? Hey, mama made dinner. You guys hungry? Yeah. We'll eat shit. What we got? What we got? Some. I don't rule. Taco? What we got? He's fucking rule. It's a ally. You know, I've had friends that were in the bloods and the crips and stuff like that. And it's just.
Speaker: It's, it's, it's all about, you know, I'm not saying that gangs and biker clubs and, and, and, and, and the mafia or the mob are good people in any way, shape or form, but they're not out there just taking, they're not out there fucking with people, just fucking with people. No, from what I've ever known about them, no, they're not.
Speaker: But I'm just basing that off of my personal experiences. Now I can't vouch for what's happening out in Compton. I can't vouch for what's happening up in New York, up in Queens or Brooklyn or down in California or out in Texas or anything like that. I can only vouch for my personal experience and I've never had any issues. But also, I don't show any fear. You're not gonna intimidate and scare me. If I die, I die. At the end of the day, I've come to terms with it. But don't,
Speaker: Well, the perfect example is my neighbors. They know not to do anything in my neighborhood.
Speaker: They'll spit her shoe and I'm not talking about haulers. I'm talking about. No, no, no, no, no. My neighbors are really cool with me. And I said, look, I don't care what you guys do. Just don't do it here. There's a ton of kids here and I will light your shit on fire. But, you know, whatever you do outside these gates, I don't give a fuck. I will go full on Frank Castle in this bitch. Oh, 100%. They got some nice cars, boy. Whoo.
Speaker: Jeff would be like a mini Frank Castle. He would be like Frank Sandcastle. A mini castle. And I shall call him mini me.
Speaker: Hello, Kenny Punisher outfit. You laugh but I found a mini click. Nick, you said I'm not allowed to bring him home though. No, he was weird though. He was a little person. They're all weird. I mean, I mean, look who you're talking about. You're talking about a mini click. That says weird right there. Yeah, right? Like, he was like, like, he was fucking short. I mean, the dude, the dude came up to blow my chest. He's shorter than you blow your chest or he came up below your chest.
Speaker: I heard the same thing you did, Tony. And I'm scared that you were two seconds faster than me, motherfucker, damn it! He was yay tall, Tony D. He was blowing my shins. Trust me, he's not coming on my chest. He might come on my shins, but he was smaller than Jeff. I think that qualifies him for a little person. I think the cutoff's four foot. But Nikki said I wasn't allowed to bring him home and put him in the closet. I'll bring him out for the show.
Speaker: So, so by that logic, that means you can get your groups. Why? Because it's one or the other. Oh, is that true? It's called an ultimatum. You either, either you get the little person in mini -glick or you get the groups with the turbo and the fuck with all the attachments, all the attachments, all the upgrades, you got to get the plow. We live in Ohio, you have to have a plow. And I'm trying to figure out a way where I can make chains.
Speaker: Nikki, you moved into that shit. I told him he could have this. I literally, I sent those pictures to my wife, Chris. I told my wife the entire story. I said, this is why I needed a 3D printer. She said, you need a 3D printer so you can make Chris stuff for his groups. I said, 100%. Upgrades. I think I would rather have Miniglic of recruits. I don't know. I almost pay money to see you in groups. Why don't you just pick some controller quiz lessons and I'll buy you a fucking lap dummy.
Speaker: I mean, he would have fit on my lap and he was a dummy. So. You're going to stick your hand up his ass and make a talk? I mean, if I have to, I'll go elbow deep in that shit hole. Challenge accepted. She's taking back your three buck ewes.
Speaker: Come on, buddy. You know what time it is. Hop on. Hop on, buddy. Come on. Wait, let me get the loop. I'll get an industrial size container of acetylene so I can just dip my arm in. Come on, little buddy. You know what time it is. Jump on. Jump on. Get on that step stool and jump. I'll spill it.
Speaker: Comically slow. The whole time he's got a look on his face. Don't worry, you'll get used to it after three or four times. Four episodes, you will find. Only three hours, calm down. What's wrong, Tony? One of those gloves they used in Seven Eight Cows with? This is April, right? Yes, sir. Oh, speaking of April.
Speaker: Oh, I have an April thing for you. I have two of them. We're almost on our two -year anniversary, Jeffrey. It is. I saw that. Next, what do we say, Tony? Next Saturday? Monday. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Monday is our two -year anniversary. So you have to be here, at least for a little bit. I agree. I will be there. But what is today's date, gentlemen? April 5th. So it's 4 -5. I say we call this Trump date.
Speaker: And the reason why I say that is yesterday, or not yesterday, Monday was 4 -3. It has been officially announced it is considered Ken Block Day. Ken Block's race number was 43. Just like May the 5th. To go back to what we were talking about before the last break, and one of those
Speaker: presidential discord, Donald Trump decided he wanted to declare Donald Trump the National Day. And they were trying to convince him to do it on a certain day and he was like, nope, it's today. And Obama was like, come on, Donald. Really? Why today? Because I said so. Guess what else today is. What is today, sir? 11 months since Haps is my age.
Speaker: I don't know who. Deuces. Wasted ass piece of **** app. Sorry. The only thing that app was good for was to launch us. Well, you know what? I will say I will. We met Tony there and we met Tony there. We met Tony. anniversary broadcast of the mayor. Jesus Christ. I want to be invited to that one.
Speaker: We got some people told me don't get rid of it. It ain't over Sadie. Sadie told me let it go. I said they told me not speaking of Sadie. We met the Canadian Crippler Sadie on half. Miss Maple serve herself. We got we got we got we went. Oh **** the Canadian Crippler. Okay, you're not living that one now.
Speaker: She'll take out her holster of maple syrup. I'm the quickest maple syrup in all of Quebec. Quebec.
Speaker: Quebec. Sorry, I don't know how they pronounce it. Why am I crippled? Exactly. You're not crippled. You're just a Canadian. It's just a name. It's actually a pretty badass. I mean, crippled people. That's what they're called. Yeah, it's a badass nickname because you're a bad actually kind of cool. I'm kind of jealous except for the fact I'm not Canadian. So I'm not jealous at all. It's pretty badass. I'm just saying.
Speaker: She's like, I'm with you. Click. Keep it up with your bullshit. I'm going to get hyped up on Maple Syrup and come down with a fleet of mooses. She's going to meet you with moose care. Keep **** with her. Yeah. Dude, have you ever seen the size of them? You know, they're coming out with moose jaws. Oh, ****. Yeah, I can't get it off. Kevin Spitz is writing a movie called Moose Jaws. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the tag line is it's Jaws but with a moose.
Speaker: All we gotta do is let shit be and stick to the damn interludes every hour. We're just gonna see what else Jeff is gonna say. It's my show. Exactly. It's my show.
Speaker: What the hell did you guys just say? I wasn't even listening. You start talking about movies and I just blacked out. We're waiting for you to open that beer that's taking you forever. Is there something wrong with it? Everybody just walk away as I sit here by myself. I'm committing a felony. Yeah, you're holding a little boy's penis, are you? Oh, man alive.
Speaker: Hey Tony, what do you call a fish that wears a bow tie? Something I should never ask you. So fiscicated. Had to go come in the phone. I got him! I got him! I'll leave for two seconds in this guy. This guy. I've been waiting a week for that one.
Speaker: You know what? Nah, Cody Wolf. Nah. He threw off his camera. Nice. Nah, Cody Wolf. Not today, buddy. So. Yeah, I got it. She just. She still got it. So sophisticated.
Speaker: The joke was lame as fuck, but Tony's reaction is the best. That's what makes it best. If the jokes are stupid, but if I can get Tony to laugh, that's a win. I'm sorry. It is. That was not lame. I'm sorry. That was pretty good. I got a list of 150 of them, Roy. That's pretty good. I googled dad jokes. Kevin said, what do you call a duck that robs a bank? A robber ducky.
Speaker: No. No. Kevin told that joke. Why did the ducky got arrested? Why did the ducky get arrested? Because he got caught selling quack. Because he got caught selling quack. I'm sorry. That's a twofer. Kevin got you and I got you. I mean, you know, dad jokes are dumb as fuck, but no disrespect. But some of them are, um,
Speaker: You know, like kind of funny, you know, like, cause you and I probably have a similar list, like, you know, just kind of thumbing through it. You know, got two sheep walk into a bath. Yeah. Apparently they're from Boston. Oh, what, what, what did the bartender say when the horse walked in? Why the long face? What state is known for its small drinks?
Speaker: mini soda. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Hey, hey, I got a question for you guys. If two vegetarians get into an argument, is this still called beef? Vegetarians. Nobody likes you. That's a good one. I've heard that one. Yeah, I've heard that one before.
Speaker: Your math grow up so that you're going to be brand new. Bigger was the kid before the two jokes. I didn't realize the kid's joke. I had to think about it. Because even my parents would be like, no, that's not funny. When I was a kid, I tried to joke. No, no, no. Well, I mean, like all dad jokes have been told a million times. It's kind of like, what concert's only 45 cents? Nickelback opening for 50 cent. Well, 50 cent featuring Nickelback. Yeah, same difference. Tony, what did the janitor say when he came out? That would be a hell of a concert.
Speaker: What did Jenna say to what? When he came out of the closet. Supplies! Supplies? Okay, that's pretty good. Supplies. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll give you supplies. I'll give you that. See, do you hear this shit? Why does a seagull fly over the ocean? Why? Because if you flew over the bay, he'd be a bagel.
Speaker: A little food for thought. That's a good one. How do you deal with a fear? Why do you park on a driveway, but park on a driveway? Why do you park on a driveway? Park on a driveway, yes. One of those things. Hey Jeff, what do you call a dog with no legs? You don't. Why not? Because it can't come to you. That's pretty good. Okay, you know that one. How do you get over the fear of speed bumps? How?
Speaker: What do you call fish with no eyes? You slowly get over it. You slowly get over it. Do you know why the uh? What did Kevin say? What did Kevin say? What did you say? Why do you? Why do you call fish with no eyes? What do you call fish with no eyes? I heard that one. Not too long ago. You know, I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Speaker: Hey, Jeff, what did the seal with one pin say to the shark? I don't know. If seal is broken, do not consume. Nice. You were too drunk for that one, though. How does the moon cut his hair? He clips it. What did one wall say to the other wall, Tony?
Speaker: God, what? Meet you in the corner? I'll meet you in the corner. Yeah, meet me in the corner. Skeleton walks into a bar. Nicky, this is for you. The skeleton walks in your bar, says, hey, bartender, I need one beer and I'm up. Even Kevin got it. Oh, I wasn't listening. Where does fruit go on vacation? Where? Paris.
Speaker: Yeah, see. You know what, Paris and fleas have in common? I'm sorry, what does France and, hold on, I gotta remember it. I can't remember what it is. What's a Paris figure letter? What is the Eiffel Tower and fleas have in common? What's that? They're both Paris sites. What's that man? What did Kevin say?
Speaker: What did you say? What's a pirate's favorite letter? What's a pirate's favorite letter? Aye. Aargh. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Aargh, aargh, aargh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, you got it. What do you call a poor St. Nicholas? What? St. Nick. Oh, sorry. What do you call a poor Santa Claus? St. Nicholas. Makes sense. Makes sense. Yeah. I fucked it up because I read the wrong thing. Go ahead. Sorry. Give it to me. Give it to me, Sheeld. I'm so wet.
Speaker: Give it to me now. She can scream while she wanted, but I'm keeping the umbrella. Yeah, you know, you know, gentlemen, I do not trust stairs. They're always leading up to something. Alright, let's get to this rock and roll. Hey, why do Wallace's love Tupperware parties? They're always looking for a tight seal.
Speaker: Nice. That's fucked up. I'll hold you down. Dad, can you put my shoe on? No, but I don't think it'll fit me. Nice. Nice, nice, nice. It makes sense. Hey, Ab. What is an egg drive? What? A Volkswagen. A Volkswagen, yeah.
Speaker: How do you make seven even? How? Take away the S. Pretty much. Husband asks his wife, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time. Wife turns to the husband and says,
Speaker: You're a better lover than your father. Your penis is bigger than your brother's. How do tacos say grace? How? Let us pray. Let us pray. That's an old one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That push line is used on a couple of jokes. How do you make a pool table laugh? Ticklet's balls. Woman walks out of the shower, wings at her boyfriend, and says, honey, I shave myself down there. Do you know what that means?
Speaker: The boyfriend says, yeah, the drain's clogged again. Nice. These fuckers are ridiculous. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Nacho cheese. Nacho cheese. That's a classic one. If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to say your parents started the new year out with a bang. What kind of hats? Yeah. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Snickers. Mm -hmm. Snickers.
Speaker: What are tofu and dildos have in common? They're both meat substitutes. Oh, anyway, that being said. Wait, hold on. How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking, then he fell and he was JK Rowling.
Speaker: All right. All you got to do is start with goddamn. All the fame. Sorry. OK. So with that being said, what we're going to do.
Speaker: I'm going to give you guys a list of inductees. We're going to take a real quick break, and then we're going to come back and kind of conversate about it. And whoever says that's going to get in, I'm going to put the band name under your name, and I'll save it. I have a spreadsheet set up each one of our names. So if you say somebody is going to get in during this list,
Speaker: say that one's mine or I want you know I say you know ACDC is gonna get in whatever the band is and I'll put that name on your under you so we'll have a record of who say he's gonna get in who's not all right so basically just a real quick rundown to be eligible for nomination an individual artist or band must have released their first commercial
Speaker: recording at least 25 years prior to the nomination. This year's inductees, eight out of the 14, this is their first time. Yes. And I think they induct six. I was looking, I was trying to see how many days. I think six go into the Hall of Fame.
Speaker: Well, we could put as many as 12 underneath us, you know. No, we're going to pick six and calm down. Six of these? OK. Yes, we're going to calm down. That's like Tony Deena's goddamn Super Bowl predictions. There's 153 of them. Well, let's hear them. It's truly false. It's true. False. Get it right. Yeah, whatever. Check ass. So this year's inductees
Speaker: Like I said, we're gonna run down the list real quick. We're gonna take a break and then when we come back, we'll give our thoughts and opinions. I'll refresh on who's going in and we'll give our feelings and thoughts and whatnot. So we got Kate Bush, Cheryl Crow, Missy Elliott, Iron Maiden, Joy Division slash New Order, the one and only Miss Cindy Lauper, George Michael,
Speaker: The highest man on the planet, Willie Nelson, not Snoop Dogg. Because even Snoop Dogg said, I will not smoke. Willie Nelson raging against the machine, sound garden, the spinners, a tribe called Quest, hi Austin, Tony D.
Speaker: Take a pause in the action for Tony and Austin to get their dance break in. Where you going? Mama wants me. Oh, okay. How are you getting there? Oh, Jim and I, a fuck boy can't come say hi.
Speaker: That one's to see you. I'm gonna cut this motherfucker. Put it away. I'm gonna cut this motherfucker right now. Put that shit away. I'm gonna cut it. Put it away. Put the fuck away. He ain't doing nothing yet. Put it away. Literally fucks up first. Tony D, I like how you said yet. I didn't fuck up first. You forgot what I was doing.
Speaker: You can't come back and say hi. No, it's the biggest son, bitch. One of the biggest son bitches I've ever seen in my fucking life. He's got the most feminine voice I've ever heard. How big is he? He's at what? Six, four? Six, five? Six, four and a half. Six, five? How much you weigh? 285. He's only five pounds bigger than me. How much you weigh? 285. 285. Yeah, he's yours. Oh, I smoked this little fool. No, you won't. He's got a bad MCL and a
Speaker: that torn meniscus and motherfucker. You can't focus. You're going to beat your ass. He's not beating my ass but he's not beating my friend Smith and Wesson's ass. You got to make it to Smith and Wesson. He got your weight and he got your height. The guitar right beside me. Hey, welcome to the family. I like him. He's he's pretty cool. I told him. He's got a gentle voice because the guy his size can't sound too strong. Everybody will be afraid. So, he's kind of, he's calm, he's cool. Alright, as long as you treat a regular guy but I sound pretty strong.
Speaker: I still maintain. I told him, I told him, I said, just say, you know, anything you do to Austin, I'm going to do to you twice. He's going to do it to you. He's going to show you what he'll do.
Speaker: But I won't condone it. How old is he?
Speaker: 17 something. Okay. You can't drink yet. You gotta wait. He's got a couple of years or a couple of months. I don't know. I'm gonna wait even with your parents. Not in Mexico. Okay. I just want to say hi. How's your, how's your ACL? The biscuits. It doesn't matter what you think.
Speaker: We'll do your physical therapy. Don't be a jackass like I was. Or is. Or is. Definitely do your physical therapy so you can get back in the game. Let's go to college and play lacrosse. He's also a bowler. He wants to go to college. He dropped football to play lacrosse.
Speaker: No, no. I'm sorry. Well, don't ever tell anybody that ever again. Yeah, I would. He dropped football for bowling. I gotta say it's kind of like, it's kind of like if you get a sweet ass scar on your face, but it's because you did it yourself. You pointed the Roman candle the wrong way. You tell people you got into a shark fight. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. He's 17 is going to college. What's he going to college for?
Speaker: No, he says he wants probably going to get a liberal arts disease disease. What's a liberal disease? I don't know. Yeah, the question is, was he? We're going to beat you up. I'm just saying. No, I do like I do like this kid. He's he's pretty cool. We got to actually I actually have talked to him more than I talked to the last jackass. But then I found things out about the last jackass that I almost fucking killed him.
Speaker: But as a dad, as a dad, I can't be friends with. Yeah, no, so I but I've actually I've actually talked to him more. And I've only seen him three times.
Speaker: than I ever talked to the other one. But I like him. He's a pretty good kid. He's got his head on straight. He wants to go to college. I think he said he wouldn't do the medical field, like sports medicine or something like that. That's what I wanted to hear. That's what I wanted to hear. Not some women's studies. But I mean, I literally have the dude living in my house, or not living in my house, but coming over here. He wants to be a professional bowler.
Speaker: There's nothing wrong with that. I said I got the dude. The coolest guy on the planet, every big Lebowski. You gotta be clarified. You gotta clarify. It was a big Lebowski, the dude.
Speaker: If he's asking you about your rug, then you gotta work. He's like, hey, man. It's kind of like, is that kind of like instant terror with Dave Burrito asking for broke up? I'd appreciate it if you say, out of my personal business. That's not your business. No, he says that the dude is constantly like, it really tied the room together. If you start to talk about rugs, you'll be like, this guy's on fire. Yeah. You got the fucking dude hanging on there. I think you missed one of that rock roll all the fame. Oh, no, I missed a whole bunch. I got distracted.
Speaker: So Kate Bush, Cheryl Crowe, Missy Elliott, Iron Maiden, Joy Division slash New Order, Cindy Lauper, George Michael, Willie Nelson, Rage Against the Machine, Soundgarden, The Spinners, A Tribe Called Quest, The White Stripes, and Warren Zevon are your 14 nominees for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Sorry guys got distracted, family. As we've said, Tony has made it very clear. We are all dads. We are all family men. So when their kids come in, we stop what we're doing.
Speaker: They become part of the show. We're going to take a real quick break. They are part of the show. They are part of the show. We are family. We are dads and we will be a dad in the middle of a show if we have to. Let's take a real quick break. I'm looking for a short song. Like Jeff, short stag.
Speaker: Okay, this is gonna be about the shortest one we got. So we'll be back here in about just two minutes. Got our boy, Rockly, EDM Combat. EDM Combat remixes on YouTube. Go ahead and check them out. Show them some love. Let them know we sent you. That's my brother from another mother.
Speaker: And we'll be right back here in just a few minutes. And we're going to dive into this Rock and Roll Hall of Fame conversation and who we think is going to get in, who we think is not going to get in, our opinions on the bands, whatever we get into. And we're going to keep track of it this time. So when they announce the nominees, we'll know so we can do the old reach around and come back to it and see who was right and who was wrong because, you know, we're men and we like competition. So enjoy this.
Speaker: There's a meeting in
Speaker: Yes. Her EDM combat, Rock Lee, the one and only right there. That's one of my favorite. That's one of my favorite remixes, mainly because he just took two genres of music that have no business being together and made it sound good and made it sound good as fuck. I mean, that's R and B and, and, and, and, and, uh, disturbs considered heavy metal. So, uh,
Speaker: You know, R &B and Heavy Metal have no business being in the same room together, but he made it work, made it sound good, made it awesome. Welcome back to Nonsense School. Nonsense, everybody. Hopefully, you guys are enjoying the show tonight. It's a rare Wednesday night. Chipotle brought the heat from Jump Street. And we just kept going. I don't know why I just went. But I did. Some things you wish you could think back in your head, they sound awesome. But then as soon as they leave your head, it's like, ooh.
Speaker: Not so good. But anywho, we got Jeffrey in the building. Tony D's probably taking it. I don't know what he's doing. The other night we were in the middle of the show and I started making fun of him and his goofy bastard started yelling from the other side of his house at me. And then we carried on a conversation as he was on the other side of his house.
Speaker: Anyhow, welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. Jeff's here. Tony's here. I'm click. I'm hosting this. I am the, I am the orchestrator of this dumpster fire. I brought the, I brought the gasoline and matches and said, Hey boys, have fun.
Speaker: Oh my God. All right, bye. Love you. Bye. Love you. And one day we'll live to rejoice. Bye, guys. Bye. Take care. Bye. See you later. See you later. Hey. Hey. Hold on a second. You're welcome. Glick, you were asked a question with a big foot. Hey. Big foot. Hey, buddy, what's up? Big foot. That's Tony. I know you don't know about me. I do want to ask you a serious question, honestly. Oh, God. When you go to college, what do you want to do? What do you mean? Like, my major? Yes. Sport training?
Speaker: Sports training, sports medicine, or something sports related only? Sports medicine. Okay, that's going to be your preference, rehabilitation, all of that? Yeah. Look into UAB more than anything. Okay. University of Alabama Birmingham, that's the best school for it. You don't know. Okay. No, I don't know. Seriously.
Speaker: All of the top athletes. When they go to college, she's going to be OK with him going to UAB. When they find out how credible that school is, if I was you, I would look in that direction as far as when you graduate, for real. If you get a scholarship, OSU has a really good sports medicine program.
Speaker: But UAB has the best. I'm always saying that because I knew a couple guys. I don't know. Maybe you might have heard of them. All right. Let me get a football at Ohio State and play. AJ Hawk and Bobby Carpenter. They were in the sports medicine. All right, y 'all do it. Be careful, man. He said. I love you. I love you. I love y 'all. I love y 'all. I love y 'all. I love y 'all. I love y 'all. I love y 'all. I love y 'all. I love y 'all. I love y 'all. I love y 'all. I love y 'all. I love y 'all. I love y 'all. I love y 'all.
Speaker: I'm just trying to throw their head off in case they're thinking of any teenage **** **** Oh, he knows. He don't care. We didn't care. Shut up. I grabbed him by his little baby Amish beard. We didn't care. I'm going to do to you twice and then I went and I gave him a couple of kisses. Oh, he going to kill you. I gave him a mouth kisses. Oh, he going to kill you.
Speaker: You used to be at home. He was a damn motherfucking now. He seems like a pretty cool cat. Like I said, I've talked to him more than the idiot before him. And he actually comes in and hangs out and chit chats. And if I try to talk to him, he doesn't shy away. But now I understand why the other idiot was shying away. He comes right in, conversations, chit chats. He's not afraid to.
Speaker: Yeah, we talked for Monday or was it last Monday? I think it was before the show. I think we sat out there for about an hour, bullshitting, talking and stuff. But, um, no, like I said, he seems like pretty good kid. He's got a pretty good head on his shoulders. He knows what he wants to, uh, wants to do in life. So anywho, before we went to break, sorry, again, dad moment.
Speaker: And we're all three dads. So if one dad's kids are around, we all go into dad mode as soon as the kid shows up. So we were talking about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame again. To be eligible for nomination, the artist or band must have the release of their first commercial recording. It doesn't say album, just recording.
Speaker: So that could be technically a single, right? At least 25 years prior to the year of nomination. So gentlemen, I'm going to run down these a little bit. I'm going to do a real quick overview and then we'll run down them a little bit slower. But we got Kate Bush, Cheryl Crowe, Missy, misdemeanor, Elliot. Let's put the proper respect on her name.
Speaker: Iron Maiden, Joy Division, New Order, Cindy Lauper, George Michael, Willie Nelson, Rage Against the Machine, Soundgarden, The Spinners, A Tribe Called Quest, The White Stripes, and Warren Zevon. Now I don't know who Warren Zevon is. And I meant to ask you guys before we went to break if one of you wanted to jump on and kind of look these guys up.
Speaker: actually i have something so i found a website that kind of gives a a overview of each one okay so we'll go ahead we'll go ahead and start here at the top we got k bush okay so k bush i'll go down here uh spellbinding visionary the singer songwriter multi -instrumental and producer k bush created a unique space in rock she used last
Speaker: soundscapes, radical experimentation, lyrical themes, simply sampling and theoretical to create captivity, captivize audiences and inspire countless musicians. Do they have any of her songs on there? That's really all I wanted was just some of her music. We don't need to run down all the
Speaker: Okay, so here we go. Here's selected discography for Kate Bush, um, please don't wow No, this is things that she And so we had to do is These are these are songs she inspired just put in Kate Bush songs That's what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go ahead and put copy her name. It's really all I want. I don't need like Spotify uh
Speaker: I know I've heard of her, but I've never heard of any of these damn songs. Give me one second. Let me go ahead and look at how she's been around. For a long time, she was been around for a minute. That name is very familiar. That is 78. OK, so running up the hill, the song from Stranger Things, that's her.
Speaker: So she's, she's got a revive. Some of the lights, um, cloud busting the man with the child in his eyes, sunset, um, Oh, to be in love. Okay. I'm not going to, I'm not going to, I'm not going to speak on Kate Bush yet because I honestly, none of her songs sound familiar to me, but I don't want to speak on her yet because I didn't realize she's been around since 78.
Speaker: Me neither. I thought she was one of those 90s Liz Fair artists. Yeah, it doesn't sound familiar. Don't get us in trouble. Don't get us. No, that's a remake. All right. So I know you guys. Do you guys have any opinions on Kate Bush?
Speaker: I'm not a huge fan. I don't have any expectations. She's not big enough, I don't think. And it's just maybe she's not my style of music. Ms. Cheryl Crow. We all know Cheryl Crow. I think she does the... The song she does with Kid Rock. She did pictures with Kid Rock.
Speaker: and hold on i'll give you a list here let me go ahead and go on to spotify just looking for top songs like her her top songs instead of a full -on discography and all that she's british i don't know a lot of her music i just looked at is she really British music singer
Speaker: She's British. Look at her Wikipedia. She's not a custom music singer. She was popular. All I want to do. All I want to do is have some fun. I didn't think she was British. Pictures play. She does Real Gone, which is the song from Cars. On the Road Again, she did a live version of Willie Nelson. If It Makes You Happy. If It Makes You Happy. She did a version of Sweet Child of Mine. Yeah, that was awesome.
Speaker: My favorite mistake in the first cut is the deepest. I'm going to I'm going to put her for me. I'm going to put her on the edge. OK, so possibly basically if I don't have six and I think she'd go in, she's going to have her. I do have her as my number three pick. I think she I think she should go in. But I'm gonna put her on the edge. What do you think, Tony D? I think she deserved to be in there. She's been in there. She's been around that long. Yes, yeah.
Speaker: Alright, then we got the one and only. I think this goes without. I think I think I can speak for Tony and I. The one and only Missy misdemeanor. Elliot on my list.
Speaker: I say she's it. I think she should be. She might be, but she shouldn't be with so many people. I see. And I think she's I think she's I think she's a first round ballot. I think she's after a few others. Yeah, I think she's I think she's in there. But I think she'll get in. I think she'll get in this year. So go ahead and and this isn't like one through six who we think is going to know this is just so so far we're both saying we're all saying Missy Elliott. We're all saying Cheryl Crowe, correct?
Speaker: Well, Cheryl's on my edge. I haven't put her in there yet. Okay. So you guys are coming up next. Uh, why they're not in there yet. I don't fucking know. And this is blowing my mind because they've been on the ballot multiple times. Iron fucking maiden agreed off the rip.
Speaker: It is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Iron Maiden is still doing it. They're still out there. They've been around for since 100 BC for all I know. No, they've been in there for a long time. So absolutely Iron Maiden should be, they should finally get in this year. I agree.
Speaker: We got three across the board. We're all three agreeing. Iron Maiden, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Finally, way overdue. Joy Division in new order. I know the name, but I don't know any of the music. Let me go ahead and put in Joy Division here, and I'll give you some songs. So Joy Division, here we go. Level Terrace Apart.
Speaker: Uh, she lost control. I know none of these songs. Shadowplay. Wait, wait, wait. Play just a snippet of level terrorist part if you can. What's the name of the group again? Joy Division slash new... New what? Let me get this word. Yeah, okay. It's not what I thought it was. That's Joy Division.
Speaker: I don't know who it is. I don't know who they are. Again, ladies and gentlemen, this is opinion. This is, these are our opinions. It's not factual. So don't like come at us and be like, Oh, fucking joint division is the greatest band of all time. And blah, blah, blah. We don't know.
Speaker: So we're on our, our opinion, our list, we're not putting them in. They're from the UK as well. They've been around since 1976. I think they should be in there. Yeah. Well, I mean... I'm kind of against the new folks getting in there with some of these legends. Yeah, but I mean, I mean, it's almost like if we did a poll of 30 people, how many people would know who Joy Division is? UK folks. I mean, maybe some of the older cats might not know who they are.
Speaker: UK folks. Coming in next, Miss Cindy Lauper. Shewin. I think she's... Shewin. Girls just wanna have fun in true colors. Shewin. I agree with you 100%. I think it's on my edge. She's on my edge.
Speaker: That's what I was saying. Yeah. It's a possibility. I don't know 100%. She's not big like maiden. She's not big like maiden. I had the opportunity to see this list before you guys. And I kind of made my picks ahead of the game. So I was already kind of ahead of you guys.
Speaker: But she's absolutely on the edge. And in my opinion, she's edging out Cheryl Crow this time. Really? Yes.
Speaker: Absolutely. Cindy Lauper, not only in the music industry, but in the 80s. She started the whole girl rock thing though, right? Well, her, Pat Benatar, blah, blah, blah. But in the 80s, she was innovative. She was something different, but she was also a part of the rock and wrestling connection thing that they did.
Speaker: with the WWE and Cindy Lauper was involved in WWE with Captain Lou Albano and stuff like that. So I mean, like she was a revolutionary, she was very innovative and she was huge outside of the music game. Well, that seems really agro aggressive. That's what I said last Saturday. After the love that you gave us after Saturday night show and then the love you gave us on Monday.
Speaker: Exactly, Chris. You're giving the name Chris a bad name, just so you know. And we're not Bon Jovi, and you're not giving love a bad name. We got George Michael. George Michael, I don't think it's gonna happen. George Michael. Is this the first time? No, this is not his first time. George Michael gets in this year. He should be in this, I agree. There's no rhyme or reason why George Michael shouldn't get in.
Speaker: was a rock and roll, but he was an icon. Well, and as we discussed the last three inductees, this is our third time doing this. And we've all said it, you guys have agreed with me.
Speaker: they should change the name from the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to the Music Hall of Fame because that's what it is. You have rap, you have rock, you have pop. I mean, they should change the name to the Music Hall of Fame. I say George Michael gets in. I mean, first and foremost, everybody knows who George Michaels is. Not to mention the fact that he came out in an era
Speaker: that wasn't too kind to gay people. And he came out as openly gay. 100%. Everybody kind of was like, oh, this guy is gay. But it was like a shot at me. Yeah. But then when he left Wham, he was doing all these videos. He had all these gorgeous women around him. And he was making all these sexual songs. You're like, did y 'all know these songs were not directed? Yeah, they weren't talking about the women. I mean, the faith album itself was all about him coming out.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Well, and the song Faith Alone is an amazing song. I mean, I say, I say George Michael's absolutely and Tony D. What say you? I'll say he's in. I say Backburner. Backburner, huh? All right, we'll move on to the man, the myth, the legend, a country, an absolute country legend. 100 % should be in already. Willie Nelson.
Speaker: I'm saying my number one pick I if he doesn't get in there should be writing because a everybody else that's already in will get plenty of pot because he provide but the guy has been around since like what the 60s
Speaker: And he's got some glasses, yeah. Absolute shoeing. Give me a break. Yeah. This is why I say Missy shouldn't be in with this clip. With this, with this, with this, Ross. I think she's almost kind of a back burner for me. But I'm going off of.
Speaker: I think she's going to be a shoo -in because she's the only really rapper in the game. Well, Tony and I have talked about this. I'm sorry. I forgot a question. I'm sorry. Yes. I was surprised, Tony, with some of my knowledge. And she was different. I mean, she came into an era of rap where she was different. She changes. She moves along with the times. She did that song with Bubba Sparks and killed it. Yeah.
Speaker: So we all agree Willie Nelson should be it. How many picks are we all at? Just real quick, Jeffrey. You don't have to name them. Just how many are we at? So Tony has five. Chris has five. I have six because I have one. I have five already? Yeah. And then you got two backups. I have Iron Maiden in. Tony has six with Willie.
Speaker: I have George Michael, Iron Maiden. Yeah, Missy Elliott, Iron Maiden, George Michael, and Willie Nelson. And then you got Sidney Lauper and Sheryl Crow on the back burner. Yeah, that's not fine. Missy Elliott. Oh, sorry. I counted your name. George Michael, Willie Nelson. Sorry, I counted your name. Tony has five. Chris has four. Iron Maiden, Cindy Lauper. You got George Michael, Willie Nelson, Sidney Lauper. Missy made them off my list. Actually, Jeff, move Missy to a back burner.
Speaker: I got Iron Maiden, Cyndi Lauper, Willie Nelson, who else? Missy Elliott, Iron Maiden, Cyndi Lauper, George Michael, Willie Nelson. Take Missy Elliott off of him right now. Yeah, go ahead and put Missy on a back burner. It's no disrespect to her, but there's people who've been in the game longer than her supposed to be in that rock group. Because for me, personally, this next man, well, not this next man. I'm not going to say anything about this. I'm just going to say Rage Against the Machine.
Speaker: in. Excellent fucking... Never in. Their song, Hero of War? Never in. Fucking. Fucking, that's amazing. Never. I think you're wrong. I think they're gonna get in. Their popularity is gonna get them in. Because they do have a following.
Speaker: Tony, I know Tony, I know you probably know nothing about Rage Against the Machine. I would say never for Rage Against the Machine. Now as the members split up and they created other bands and did other projects,
Speaker: because no disrespect towards the members of the band. Super talented guys, you know, but as a band, you wouldn't have the smaller groups if you didn't have the big race. Yeah, but I mean, that's like saying we would have never had Foo Fighters or Dave Grohl.
Speaker: Kurt Cobain would have never wrote his number one single, Click, Click, Boom. This is true. Or if Kurt Cobain decided to go on a diet that was only shot one show. Was it lead? No, like I said, Rage Against the Machine is, I mean... Well, it's all opinion based and I don't like Rage.
Speaker: Yeah. I don't like Rage Against the Machine. They only have a couple songs. I'm not saying they're my favorite band or anything. Yeah. They only had a couple songs that you could really call hits. Not my favorite band. I don't like Rage. I like the members of Rage. And when they separated and started doing other projects, I like that. When they brought back the new Rage, and it wasn't the original lineup, and they had this completely refigured super group. Rage Against the Machine became a super group.
Speaker: was cool, but they started playing Rage songs, which was lame. But this next band for me is absolutely without a doubt, without a shadow of a doubt, no questions, no ifs, ands, or buts about it. Soundgarden, 100 % in the whole name. In, in, in. I've got to look at who's been around before. The Black Hole Sun goes down in history, period. Chris Cornell alone. Tony, I'll put it on your back.
Speaker: Yeah, put them on my back. Put it on your back burner. On my back burner, yeah. I got to look at the rest of this because yeah, you know, I love Soundgarden. I love the spin -off bands. I think I want to give Cheryl Crow entry before I give Soundgarden.
Speaker: Okay, so you want to put Cheryl Grove in your list? I think I put Cheryl Grove above, not yet, but I got to hit the rest of these jokers, but. I'm going to put it on your back burner for now. Well, going back to what you guys said about Rage. Soundgarden, our band, for me, was amazing. I love Soundgarden. I love the music. Chris Cornell alone.
Speaker: His solo stuff, his acoustic stuff that he did when he would do cover songs and do Soundgarden songs when he was in other bands. For me as a huge fan,
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, they're absolutely 100%. I say they got to be in. Very much like Rage, they were everywhere in the 90s. Chris Cornell was in Soundgarden, Audioslave, and Temple of the Dull. Audioslave. Sadie's was in here last week and she said, hey, I've had that song, I'm going hungry, stuck in my head.
Speaker: Unger Strike, Ted Global Dog, Chris Cornell, with backup vocals from goddamn Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam. Exactly. I mean, fucking amazing song. So I say absolutely 100 % for me personally, Soundgarden's it. The influence that Soundgarden had on other bands is undeniable. That's basically what you're saying.
Speaker: Yes. Then we got the spinners coming up next. Let me put them in there. Yes. Oh, Jeff. He says yes. Yeah. Whenever you call me, I'll be there. Okay. I was going to say, were they in Motown here? I'll be there. Now, are they rock and roll? I just said it but take the rock and roll Hall of Fame out of it. Well, just think of it as a music Hall of Fame because that's what it is.
Speaker: And, and, and I get up there. It's, it's a, it's in Cleveland. It's right beside first energy stadium where the Browns play. It's a giant fair minute. Yep. When I want to go see Cleveland play football, I'm making a weekend out of it. I'm going up on Friday and I'm coming home Monday or Nikki and I, whatever.
Speaker: But I'm going to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And Tony D, I'll send you pictures and videos. It's not just rock bands in there. It is a music hall. No, I believe you. I believe you. But you know what? It did start off Rock and Roll. And I don't mind giving them their props. Initially, it did. I agree 100%. They did. When we got a hip hop hall of fame, we wore hip hoppers in there before every damn body else. Yeah. Well, I will agree to that. The Spinners.
Speaker: legendary anthem. They've been there forever. They deserve to be in in my opinion. They go on my list, Jeff. Honestly, I got I thought that I thought they were where you want them on your list or you want them in back up. I'm going to hold off for a minute. OK. Because there's there's two more. I'm going to put you three spaces down from your back up as a maybe. I would probably put them in.
Speaker: You have five, Tony. Now that I know who they are. Yeah, I gotta say. I would probably put them in above Missy, Cheryl and Cindy. Agreed for the simple fact that they've been around for so long.
Speaker: Yes, yeah, legendary. So we got them on my list, but but and I said and I and I and I thought this group was going to get in last year. Tony and I kind of chit chatted about it. We both agree they deserve to be in there. Maybe their time isn't quite yet. Tribe called Quest. I don't think right now will do the time, but they will get there.
Speaker: They will get there, yes. But based on who we have nominated this year, I would have to let them know. They're going to get beat. Right. And that's kind of where I was last year. And I don't know, Tony, if you remember us having this conversation, we were both kind of on the same page. Based off of the nominees, yes, the Tribe called a question. Absolutely, no doubt. They should be in there, but they're not going to get it this year. Not yet.
Speaker: Uh, we got the white stripes again, much like I said, machine never gonna happen. Never. They had one good song. It wasn't that good. They have one hit. And then wasn't that the brother and sister duo that I'm pretty sure like to say roll tide before they go to bed at night. Well, no, there is a video of her.
Speaker: on the internet. It's not very impressive. Yeah, there is. It's not flattering. It's not aggressive. Yeah. I've made better videos than that. I would much rather watch the boring video of Kim K and Ray J. Agreed. Agreed. However, the only song they had - Oh, she's not attractive at all. No. The only good song they had was Seven Nation Army. Yeah. I don't know if it was Ray J that did Seven Nation Army. No, Seven Nation Army is the White Stripes.
Speaker: Well, I just like the intro. I don't like the song. Yeah. And and it's got a great drum beat. Yeah. But it's literally just it's they're a creepy band. They're not going to get it. Yeah. Like they're a creepier brother and sister than Angelina Jolene and her brother. And they made out on the live. Live on the red carpet. They had their own. They were just totally. Jolene Billy Bob. Yeah, they were happy. No, no, no, no, no, no. Angelina Jolie and her brother.
Speaker: Okay, that's not, no. Yeah, Angela and Billy Bob Thornton kept veils of each other's blood around their neck. Yeah, I remember that. That's what, what's her name and goofy fuck. Do you, Megan Fox and her dude. Yeah, I heard she's the only one. Really? Yeah. And last but not least, in the nominees, I say, absent fucking Lutely,
Speaker: the one and only mister Warren's Yvonne and I have one song. I have one song for you that you will know who he is. Oh, where where wolves and mother **** I listen to that song like three times a day. I didn't even put that two two together. I've never heard of **** I'm going to have to come on. Come on man. I've never heard of it. It's called
Speaker: Well, werewolf walked down to the Chinese menu in his hand. Werewolf walked in. Wow, really? Never?
Speaker: Oh my god. It's an excellent song. I wanna hang around y 'all every now and then. I don't live here like that. Here's the other problem. By y 'all, you mean white people? Yeah. It's certain white people. However, the only problem I have, I mean, don't get me wrong. I love that song. Dude is amazing. He influenced Steffan Wolf. That says a lot. Steffan Wolf has his sound.
Speaker: That sounds like he should be there. If he was Steppenwolf, then he sounded like he should be there. Exactly. And I'm 99 % sure Steppenwolf basically copied their sound of Warren Zebach. So I say 100 % in. I had to move Missy Elliott down. I apologize. It's Missy.
Speaker: But on that same mindset, I can only think of one song of his. I couldn't name another one.
Speaker: Warren Williams, Yvonne, an American rock singer, songwriter, musician. Yvonne's most famous compositions include werewolves in London, lawyers, guns, and money, and rolling the headless Thompson Gunner. All three songs are featured on this third album. I'm looking to see here. But I listen to werewolves in London all the time. I got it on my playlist. I'm just
Speaker: going based off of, yes, most people are only going to know one song. I am a fan of his music. I am a fan of him. I am a fan of what he did. And he brought a... He's one of those first cool cats. You know, he's just a real cool dude. Nothing bothers this dude. Just whatever, man. Kind of thing. Yeah, he... This is the kind of cat that would be sitting with a fedora in a pool hall with a cigarette all the time.
Speaker: Like he just lit the fucking thing in the 60s. He was, he was a guy, he had long hair. He had the, the circular glasses, the regular glasses. Yeah, he was just, but no, like everybody knows the werewolves in London. So I liked him personally. Um, I'm a music guy. I'm a music head. Um,
Speaker: So if I hear an artist and they have one song that I like, I'm going to go, let me check out what else they have. Agreed. I do the same. You know, that's how I became such a big fan of Black Top Mojo. That's how I became a fan of artists when coming up, listening to hip -hop when I was younger, you know.
Speaker: You heard Snoop Dogg put out, you know, gin and juice. Oh, let me go. And back then it wasn't so easy just to jump on the internet. You had to go buy the album. You had to go buy that shit. Yes. Doggy style is my shit. Oh, shit. Who's this Dr. Dre guy? Let me go get Dr. Dre. Oh, shit. All right. I love me some Dr. Dre. Oh, Eminem is coming out. He's linked up with Dr. Dre. Dr. Dre is awesome. Let me go ahead and listen to him.
Speaker: right uh you know who it's influenced from new york naz oh all right let me let me listen to this guy or you know and and and that's how i've always been with music you know it's it's all about a song or two if i like it i want to hear what else you're gonna what are you only gonna bring me this one tasty dish or do you got multiple tasty dishes and for me personally like i said just the originality the
Speaker: that era in the 70s when he came out, the originality, the different sound. I like him. I say he's a shoo -in. I think he should be in already, in all honesty, because like I said, I'm 90 % sure that he's influenced Stephen Wolf. Tony, seriously, when you see a picture that's good, dude, he looks like a guy from a 50s gangster.
Speaker: but with long hair and glasses. So he's got the fedora, you know, he looks like he should be sitting in a pool hall, so get these guys, you know, that kind of thing. Just real cool cat. And like I said, the fact that he influenced a ton of music and
Speaker: should put him right in there. That should be his sound and the way he was about it. I would venture a guess that you know how I can't remember his name. Ashton Cusher played him in that stupid fucking movie. The guy from the doors. What's the dude from the door? Tim Morrison. Yeah.
Speaker: He gives up that Jim Morrison vibe before Jim Morrison. So I think Jim Morrison stole his vibe of that whatever dude. It's like I said, I'm not trying to convince you guys either way, I don't want anybody to convince you. No, we're making our own list. I'm just listening to them to make it properly. Yeah, like I said - But the problem is, the problem with Warren Zevon comes down to,
Speaker: I didn't know the cat's name. But as soon as Chris said War Wolves London, I was in. Yeah. I fucking love that song. If he had that much of an influence, he should be in there. But who did I have on my list again? OK, so so far, Tony has Iron Maiden, and no particular owner, by the way, Iron Maiden, Cindy Lauper, George Michael, Willie Nelson, and the Spinners. That's my backup for. So you're missing one. My backup was who? Backup was Missy Elliott Soundgarden and Cheryl Crow. Cheryl Crow's in there, number six.
Speaker: Tony's got number six is Cheryl Crow. Jeffrey, who do you have? Give me one second here. Let me make sure I copy and paste this. Okay. I want the legends in there more than anything. I got it. I have. I have Willie Nelson. Ranger against the machine, Cheryl Crow, Iron Maiden, Soundgorg, and Warren Zebaugh. All right, so you got your second. What do I have? You are missing one. You have, I would actually
Speaker: Yes, you're missing one. You have Iron Maiden, George Michael, Willie Nelson, Soundgarden, and Warren Zebach. Your backups are the spinners, and no particular one's good. Cindy Lauper, Cheryl Crowe, and Missy Elliott. I'll say something real quick. We've all said the quest should be in, but it may not be their time yet. The quest and the mission should not make it this year.
Speaker: Yeah, it's just not their time. They will get there. You know what's going to happen? They're going to give it to Jesse because... Oh, boy. Oh, boy died from Trial Call Quest a few years ago. Oh, so you think they're going to give it to Jesse? Yeah, but that didn't help them last year, though, when they were on the ballot. Right. Now, mind you, they sample a lot of music from everybody. And Trial Call Quest is universally loved like De La Soul was.
Speaker: So I'll be glad if they do make it, it would just be if it was my choice. I want a lot of the legends in there, the legendary rockers, nothing against the hip -hoppers. Cuz like I said, we have hip -hoppers in there before everybody else. We all have different reasons for putting these people on our list. Who are my backups again? Your backup, Cindy Lauper, Cheryl Crowe, Missy Elliott, and the Spinners is way far back.
Speaker: I'm the only one that has rage, by the way. I'm the only one that has what, George Michael? No, Tony's got George Michael. I do not. The one you have that no one has is no. Is what? None of them. Of course. There's a duplicate somewhere of everybody.
Speaker: We all three have Iron Maiden. We all three have, you two have George Michael. I do not. I have them on my backup. We all three got Willie Nelson. Tony's got the spinner. Tony's the only one with the spinners. Tony and I have Cheryl Crowe. Chris does not. Chris and I both have Soundgarden.
Speaker: I'm going to have to re do this so that I can see what duplicates we are. Fucking name up in here. I'm going. I'm not posting these. I'm not posting these. So it doesn't matter. Yeah, they're not getting posted. This is just so we have them when they when they win. Yeah, exactly. So we can rehash this. We can come back. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and put my six big clean is Cindy Lauper. You can put Cindy in. You know, I don't mean they both have Cindy. I don't mean their disrespect to the spinners or anything like that.
Speaker: Um, but, uh, you know, what Cindy Lauper was doing when she was doing was revolutionary, in my opinion, it was, it was something different. It was very empowering to women, very empowering to young women.
Speaker: and the fact that she had the WWF, sorry, WWF. Back then, yes. Back then, which was huge, you know, they made videos where the rest, I mean, I think in the girls just wanna have fun video, there was wrestlers, Captain Lou Albano was in it. Yeah, they were also in the video they did with the Goonies, there were wrestlers in there. Yeah, so my sister, I'm gonna have to slide Cindy Lauper in there.
Speaker: Okay, so the boobop, that was the other jam, true colors. The final tally is Tony with Iron Maiden, Cyndi Lauper, George Michael, Willie Nelson, The Spinner, Cheryl Crowe. Chris' final tally is Iron Maiden, George Michael, Willie Nelson, Soundgarden, Warren Zevon, and Cyndi Lauper. And my final tally is Willie Nelson, Rage Against the Machine, Cheryl Crowe, Iron Maiden, Soundgarden, and Warren Zevon.
Speaker: That is our list, gentlemen. I'm going to say that. And I think the spinners. I think the spinners will get. Oh, yeah. Well, let's do. Let's do. Let's do. Let's do two backups. OK. I have three. I have three for each of us. Well, let's just do two. Well, the reason why I have three is because they're already there. We'll shut up. Chris and I both have the spinners as backup. Shut up and let's just do two. OK. So Tony, what do you want to remove from your backup? No, no, no. Sound guard. Oh, yeah. OK. Oh, yeah. OK. So we have backup.
Speaker: Your backups are this, gentlemen. Yes. Tony has Missy Elliott Soundgarden and Shell Co's backup. Chris has. Hold on, hold on, Joe. Hold on, Joe. Hold on, Joe. Hold on, Joe. Give Tony his backups and let him pick two and then we'll go to you. Tony, your backups. Missy Elliott Soundgarden and Shell Co. Who do you want to get rid of?
Speaker: Yeah, I see. I'm gonna say your favorite child. Because I only know one song about him for real. Okay. So there may be unfair to them, but Missy has a lot more hits and she has rocked the world with a lot of songs, with a lot of songs as an artist and producer. What are your backups? My backups are Missy Elliott, George Michael and the Spinners. I'm going to remove George Michael. You're crazy.
Speaker: I'm not even going to lie to you. I'm not even going to lie to you. I think he'll probably get in. Yes. But not because of the music. He should get in as an icon. I agree. I 100 % agree. But the reason why they'll let him in is because of the LGBT youth.
Speaker: And I'm trying not to shit on your vocals. We never did that with each other. But dude, you're crazy. George deserves to be in there. I agree. Absolutely. What? That man was a storyteller. I get it. And he was telling his story in a lot of issues. You said, based on the competition. And give me your list again, please. Willie Nelson, Rachael Gibson, Gene Cheryl Crowe, Iron Maiden, Soundguard, and Warren Zivong. Are you taking George Michael out of that list? For who?
Speaker: I have Missy Elliott spinners. Missy Elliott and the spinners. Who are you going to remove? Who are you going to miss the Elliott and the spinners? Who are you going to remove? With your list that you just made, I would take Missy off and put George in. You think? You have rage in over George Michaels. Once again.
Speaker: And it goes back. And this is just us saying it. That's his risk. We're not changing your mind. We're just saying like... No, no, no, no. But here's my thing. The reason why I have rage on there is literally the people I hung out back in the day, I'm not a big rage guy.
Speaker: But rage, everybody I knew back in the day, before Chris and I started to hang out, everybody had rage CDs in their phone. Yeah, that's where you coming from. I got you. I got you. And I can't think of five people that had a George Michael CD. Nobody had George Michael. Nobody admitted to liking George Michael. Nobody admitted to liking George Michael. You know where George Michael CDs were? In the back of the book, underneath another CD where people didn't look.
Speaker: I love George. I love George Michael's. I don't even know. And even I hit George Michael's CDs. The song face. Because I didn't want you to find George Michael's. However, the reason why I didn't I didn't I never had George Michael's CD, but I did have the Limp Bizkit CD with the Faith remix. And I fell in love with that song when Limp Bizkit did it, not when George Michael's. Rage is another one. As much as I hate them, I don't like them. I'm not a fan of their music.
Speaker: They'll get in there, but I don't think - You don't think it's their time. Yeah. So Chris, your backups, Cheryl Crowe, Missy Elliott, and the spinners, who you want to remove? I'm going to drop the spinners. Actually, no. Spinners, ooh. No, I take it. Damn, yeah.
Speaker: See, it's hard. Which child is your favorite, Tris? That's what I'm saying. I had Missy Elliott, George Michael, and the Spinners. Based on who I think's gonna get in, I think Missy's gonna get in. So I'm trying to take myself out as a fan. Exactly, that's what I'm saying. The only artist that I put in there as a fan, and I was 100 % biased, was Soundgarden. I love Soundgarden.
Speaker: I love Chris Cornell. I loved Audioslave. I love Temple of the Dog. That is a 100 % fan pick for me. Audioslave did a song with T .I. that was phenomenal. That's what I'm saying. Blacktop Mojo's done a couple, Audioslave or Chris. They did Hunger Strike, which was Temple of the Dog.
Speaker: They did Getaway Driver, which I think was Audioslave. It was Audioslave or... Well, no, they did Getaway Car, didn't they? Yeah, they did Getaway Car. That's Audioslave. Isn't that chick from Ohio? They didn't Getaway Car with Dylan Wheeler. No, no, no, no. The original song, Getaway Car. No, sorry, I'm thinking another song. I'm thinking that chick with the real weird voice. Which one?
Speaker: Uh, she's from Ohio. Um, fuck. I can't remember her name. What the fuck are you talking about? What does she sing? I can't remember the song. It's something to cart. No, hold on. Wait, hold on. You're talking about Tracy Chapman. Tracy Chapman. Thank you. I thought that was, I thought it was something. It's a pass car, dummy. Pass car. Sorry. That's what I thought. I, I knew something to car in there. That's all that mattered. I heard a car and I'm hooked.
Speaker: Don't worry, the music guy's got you. Just start throwing shit out there. I do love her sound. Yeah, don't worry. The music rain man will put the pieces together. You just start throwing shit out there. No disrespect to the spinach, but I'm going to have to take them out. Yeah, you're going to take them out? Yeah, just because Missy Elliott, she came into a genre dominated by men.
Speaker: She was, she was good. She was. She actually, you know what, she was not good. She was fucking phenomenal. She was original. She was original. She did her own thing and she was able to, she was like a chameleon. She could, she could, she could do, she was versatile. That's the word I was looking for. So I got to get, you know, I know she, I think she's a first ballot, but I think she's going to get in.
Speaker: And I mean, I mean, so I have something interesting has a rise. Let's say show card just because I kind of think she's pretty. We we all right have Missy Elliott are back up. Yes, we do. So what we're saying is Missy Elliott should get in, but we don't think she's going to get in this year. Exactly what we're saying. I would agree to that and I think the speakers should absolutely be there and I think they will get there. Chris and Tony both have Cheryl Crow is back up.
Speaker: And I have the spinners backup. And you know, it's your list and I'm not trying to change your mind. I just can't believe you put rage in over George Michaels. The thing is, and you put George Michaels as a backup and then you dumped him.
Speaker: And if he does get in, I don't think it'll be on his musical merit. It will absolutely be on his musical merit. No, and here's why. As one of the first super famous person to literally come out as gay in the middle of his career, he's going to get props for that. I don't think he was though. I think he was. I don't think he was. Besides Elton John.
Speaker: I was going to say Elton John was out way before him. I'm right. What's his own genre kind of thing. Freddie Mercury was out way before. Freddie Mercury didn't come out right away. He hit it. Yeah, but he was out way before George Michael's. Yeah, he was known. George Michael's didn't come out until the 90s.
Speaker: But what I'm saying, at the height of his career. Look, I'm just going to hit you with just a couple things about George Michaels. I'm not saying I know anything. I'm just going to hit you with a couple things about George Michaels. One, Deadpool, favorite artist, favorite group was WAM. I know, I know. You're going to go back to the whole fucking round and say, I get it. No, no, no, no. Carol Swisper.
Speaker: I know. All the 50 was huge. Last Christmas, last Christmas, he he had he had a chart topping Christmas song before that dumb bitch Mariah Carey and her stupid ass Christmas song. I agree. Fuck you, Mariah Carey. That's why you called twice trying to get an M &M's pants after he dumped your ass. That's why Nick Cannon knocked you up.
Speaker: with all his fertile seed. I bet you got that money from her too. Wake me up before you go go, Wham. No, I'm not saying. Freedom was his coming out song. Freedom was such a damn big song. That was his coming out song. Right. And Jeff, you're not wrong. There was another song he did. What's the second one? Everything She Wants. Oh my God. Everything She Wants.
Speaker: I'm not saying he doesn't have a musical prowess. Jesus is a fucking child. Oh, I'm not saying he doesn't have a musical prowess. What I'm saying is, oh, wait a minute. If he comes in, it will not 100 % be on his musical merit. Oh, oh, wait, I forgot about faith. We got faith. I want your sex. Yeah, that wasn't about to say.
Speaker: And if you guys don't know this song and if this song don't fucking kick you in the stomach when you listen to it Father figure
Speaker: Hit you in the fields. If you listen to the words that dude, I just rattled off 10 songs. Can I get it? Any, any, any artists, and I'm gonna put this up against all of the artists and I'm not trying to change your mind. We're just, we're just, and that's fine. Can, can you guys easily off the top of your head, give me 10 songs by any of the 14 nominees? Hold on, wait for it. Off the top of your head without Google in it, Tony.
Speaker: I believe that. I believe that 100%. Steve, here's the thing. Here's the thing. When it comes to me, I don't know, like, the Warren Zevon. I didn't know the cat's name, but I knew the song. Yeah. So, I don't know names. Rochi was a good one, too. I don't fuck with your head if you listen to it. Kill them in the name of. Bulls on Parade, Gorilla Radio, Rage Against the Funk, Bomb Track, People of the Sun. These are all hit songs by Rage.
Speaker: You googled them. A trial call quest of Missy Elliott, I can give you 10 songs a piece. I gave you 10 songs without googling. Now I'm googling. And I'm looking at the artist. I'm looking at this song. All these songs that I just mentioned are on my Spotify list. Right. I'm looking for the songs. Mind you, mind you. I can give you 10 from Missy, I can give you 10 from Tom. And mind you, pretty much every one of those 10 songs that I gave you came from the 80s. Right. Exactly.
Speaker: So we haven't even gotten out now. That's what I'm saying. The dude came out in the top of his prime. He came out as gay. And the gay community surrounded him and said, yes, he's one of us. But like I said, what I'm saying is, if he gets in, great for him. I'm happy for him. I'm glad he'd be in. But I'm not saying he's going to get in on 100 % on his musical marriage.
Speaker: My thing, my thing more than anything is. I think it's a good argument. My thing more than anything, how is he not already in? Agreed. Agreed. I'm not saying he doesn't deserve, I think everybody should, okay, question, how many people get in every year? I think it's sick. Oh, let's find out. Hold on, let's just say it. And Jeff, you're not wrong. How many nominees get into the ballgame right here? Rocker Hall.
Speaker: Exactly. That's my new nominees get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame every year. I'm curious. I'm curious. I'm curious. I'm curious. I'm curious. I'm curious.
Speaker: I've never heard track. I have and I didn't know who was on it. Yes, I love my wife Elsa Gumbo, Bonita Applebaum. They had a scenario because it was on their CD. They had we got the jazz, they had electric relaxation.
Speaker: They also had stressed out. Now I started digging out some other songs. They got bugging out. I love this jam called Butter that Fife did, which is fucking phenomenal. One of the best rap songs ever in life to me. Butter was dope. And then I could also add Sky Paging.
Speaker: and the business offered a low end theory CD alone. The low end theory is one of the best hip hop CDs ever. All of you watching me right now, if you don't think I know rap music, I debate anybody on low end theory being one of the best rap CDs ever. I damn near say top 10. I've had others on top five, but low end theory goes top 10.
Speaker: Top five goals takes nation of millions of holders back by public enemy. By all means necessary, but boogie down productions. There was a dark side by red man, nocturnal by health to skeleton, and all for one by brand newbie. Y 'all come see me. We'll get your friends, we'll get your parents, boys, we'll get your people in the industry. Come see me. Check this out. How do you guys think the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is? What year do you roughly think the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is? 93, didn't it? 93, 98, something like that.
Speaker: Jeff says 93 98 with a five year age gap. I'm gonna say 97 was established 97. I'm gonna start 85 just being a hard hit. I'm gonna say you're actually you're actually stupid close. I didn't know this 1983 the rock and roll Hall of Fame was established because they've been talking about and I'm older than you all so you don't really know that.
Speaker: Yeah. So there was a Grammys, there was American musical was, but they didn't have the building, right? I don't know. Was established in 1983, located in Cleveland in Cleveland, Ohio. Get this. Um,
Speaker: is dedicated to recording the history of some of the best -known, most influential musicians, bands, producers, and others that have in some major way influenced the music industry. So even though it was dubbed the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame,
Speaker: So if you go into the music industry, you've got to put your man on. When you look at the name rock and roll, it's all about changing the system. Rock and roll was created to change the system. So that's what all these artists did. But back in the day, artists like Elvis,
Speaker: you know, they were considered rock and roll because they weren't the norm but check this out. Um particularly in the era of rock and roll or the area of rock and roll. So, so,
Speaker: Today, we don't look at Ray Charles or Little Richard as rock and roll. But in their day, they were rock and roll. We don't look at Elvis as rock and roll, but Elvis was rock and roll. Buddy Holly was rock and roll. La Bamba was rock and roll. There were four categories for the induction. Performers, based off of how you performed,
Speaker: Again, we go back to the names that I just mentioned. And when we see old footage, and these guys on stage, they were showstoppers. They were performers. They got people involved. Non -performers, so you got your BB King. BB King was there, and he was... Have you ever seen that video of BB King? His string breaks mid -song, and he changes it mid -song, and he doesn't miss a fucking beat?
Speaker: Yeah, for a guy like me, I love blues music. B .B. King is a cornerstone of blues. B .B. King was also the first artist to use lighter strings on his guitar. Why do all the work? Early influences. Elvis Presley. And he was accused a lot of stealing black people's music. Yes, he was. He was also accused of - Mamba was a totally different
Speaker: Richie Valens was a totally different style of music, Buddy Holly. Again, I'm rattling off the same names over and over again. You know what I'm saying? Because they were game changers. They were innovative. So that's what they're looking for. Lifetime achievements. And then in 2000, a fifth category was introduced Sidemen.
Speaker: Sidemen. The only category that has seen new inductees every year is performing a little. So I'm thinking of Sidemen like, like, what's his name? The guitarist for. Slash. Slash. Oh, fuck. I know what you're talking about.
Speaker: Joe Perry for Aerosmith. Yeah. You know, the drummer from Def Lepper. Maybe that's what the Sidemen thing is. That would be my assumption. Actually, yeah, here we go. Yeah. Hale Blaine, Drums, James Jamerson, Scotty Moore. These are all names we don't even know. Yeah, because they were in the band, but they don't know them by their name. Chet Atkins. Yeah, we don't know who any of these guys are.
Speaker: Uh, this is starting, uh, they're talking about roadies. Oh, radio star was inducted in 2015, the E street band, Bruce Springsteen. Now Rogers, Ella, Ella cool. Jay is inducted as a side man as a side man. Randy roads.
Speaker: I'd have to contest that. Randy Rose was the guitarist in Quiet Riot and Black Sabbath. He was like the original guitar player, I think, of Black Sabbath. Yeah, LL Cool J, why is he a sideman? Hold on a second, I gotta see this.
Speaker: Who did he perform? Oh, oh, oh, because he's a songwriter and a producer and an actor. That's okay. Okay, so so he yes, he got his fame from songs, but he was able to bring it into other genres. Yeah. Yeah, movies and producing. Okay, so I'm assuming that's why. When did he get inducted?
Speaker: I think it was last year. Well, this says, yeah, 2021. OK. Because he's got that show, Lip Sync Battle. It's fucking genius. That chick cracked me off. Is he still running? I don't know, but I watch it on YouTube. Fucking carries me up. The funniest thing I've ever seen is channel containing singing Let It Snow. So it looks like 1986 was the first class of inductees.
Speaker: Who did he get? Who got in? Wow. Tony D. You know how I said not necessarily rock and roll. Check this out. I love this list. Wow. Why they inducted a whole bunch of motherfuckers. Well, yeah, it's the first year. They can't just put five in there. 1886. Chuck Berry. Nice.
Speaker: James Brown. James Brown. Ray Charles. Sam Cooke. Fat Dominoes. Nice. Fat Domino. The Everly Brothers. Buddy Holly. Jerry Lee Lewis. Little Richard. Elvis Presley. The Coasters. Eddie Cochran. Bo motherfucking Diddley, baby. Aretha. The one and only. Herself. Miss Aretha. Yes. Put some respect on that on her name.
Speaker: Marvin Gaye and Bill Haley, BB King in 86. That was the original cat. And that emphasizes what they should be doing.
Speaker: That's what they're doing. At the end of the day, Tony, that's what they're doing. But in that era, when these guys came out and when these guys were making music, they were considered rock and roll.
Speaker: because they were in the standard top 40. If it wasn't top 40, you was rock and roll. If it wasn't country or jazz or classical, yes. This is crazy. So, wow. One, two, three, four.
Speaker: When you go to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Chris, you're going to have to do like a video tour. You said I'm going to do a live. I'm going to take pictures. I'm going to take video. An 87, Clyde McFatter. What's up, Rick? Yeah, he's in the house. Random Rick was good with you. I don't know that name. I agree, Rick. Ricky Nelson. Ricky Nelson, an 87. Roy Orbison.
Speaker: pretty woman, pretty woman. Wasn't the old boy from from water boy said mama said I shouldn't get a picture of Roy Orbison. Carl Perkins again name doesn't sound familiar but he was a rockabilly. He was a he was a pioneer of rockabilly music. That's the hell of a question. My bands are my own for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Speaker: Def Leppard. Five. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Speaker: I thought you said Grateful Dead. Grateful Dead. Yes. Oh my god. Let the motherfuckers have a concert. All the old hairs. Don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong. They will be there. The Casey Jones song? I love that fucking song. Fuck. And let me be clear. These are motherfuckers that they will go. The old hairs will pop up. Kiss, Motley Crue, Grateful Dead, Def Leppard, and I'm going to say Pink Floyd. Oh, Floyd. Yeah. Everybody shows up. I'm going to say that.
Speaker: They had their own fucking movie and everything. I got to roll with them off the rip. And write that down. I know you keep a lot of lists bigger than you've been doing the top five since Smoke. Appreciate it, Rip. I don't really. I mean, I know it's going to be controversial, but I'm going to say Metallica is going to be on that list. I'm not mad at you. Yes, they do. And I forget about them. You know who else I forgot about? White Snake.
Speaker: I was just about to say white snake or or uh what the lead singer is um fuck what's his name fucking van halen should be on the other oh my god that motherfucker get people to show up hold on a second hold on a second hold on a second hold on a second what's that group that um azia's mom was in black seven black seven they're supposed to fucking be hell yeah
Speaker: I walked away. Tony D, what was your, what was your five? I had grateful dad, Jeff Leppard, Motley Crue, Kiss, and Pink Floyd. I think that's six. No, that's five. I had, so far I have Metallica. I have, uh, white, white zombie.
Speaker: I want to punch you in the face. And or Rob Zombie. I love fucking Rob Zombie. Fucking awesome. I'm talking about Metallica. The only reason I put Metallica on that list, and I will defend it. Tony, I like your list. They were the first metal band. That sold out like a bunch of bitches. Oh, 100%. 100 % they sold out. But who hasn't sold out? My name a band that isn't making money. Megadeth. On their music.
Speaker: Well, you know, there's a difference from making money off of your music and selling out and going mainstream and going mainstream and doing what the record label told you. And you said, name a band who didn't sell out. Megadeth. Megadeth never sold out.
Speaker: They did what they do. They continue to do what they do. They're still a better band. The Metallica will be on the first. I'm not saying they're not. I'm not saying they're not. Shut up your board faces. I'm going to talk about bands that should be in the fame. Are we only doing rock bands? I think we're doing bands in general. And I'm going to throw, I'm going to throw a curveball at you. Garth Brooks. Not necessarily a band, but fucking amazing children. This college group, Grateful Dead, Death Leopard, and Pink Floyd. I like Tony's list outside of the Grateful Dead. It's good.
Speaker: Good. Good on you, Rick. Good. Good. Nice. That's right. See, look, now you're not. See, look, now you're now you're now you know you've graduated. Rick says it's just rock. No, I didn't say just rock. So I have. I have to tell him. I took his triple R name away from him. I'm going to go with.
Speaker: Hold on, I gotta pull up a list. I got, I got, let me pull up a list. We got the double R ranch in here. Jesus fucking Christ, Jeff. Sorry, I'm not, I'm not the music guy who you are. Just rock bands. Just rock bands. I'm gonna need you to be quick with Jeff's list because he's killing me. Um. Bush.
Speaker: And I'm gonna throw out, I'm gonna throw out Ozzy Osbourne as well with Black Sabbath. It was at this moment that he fucked up. And here's what's crazy Jeff, your list is legit. Hey Jeff, did you say Bush? I did say Bush. Did you say Bush? I did say Bush. I like Bush. I'm doing it.
Speaker: Must be a skin I'm sinking in Must be for real Cause now I can feel I didn't mind It's not my kind It's not my time To wonder why Everything alright Everything's grey Now you're here Now you're awake
Speaker: Don't want this, I'll never that, I'll never forget wherever you're at. Don't let the days go by, glycerine. Alright, that's all you get.
Speaker: I stand by my song and fuck you. I'm not hating on you. I have one caveat. How many do I have? One, two, three, I have four, right? I'm going to throw in one more. Is that five? That's Nate Bon Jovi, Bush. Are you doing Black Sabbath or Ozzy and Black Sabbath? Ozzy slashes back to Black Sabbath. But I'm going to throw in one more.
Speaker: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm going to have to call bullshit. OK, hold on. I'll remove. You can always take more of that. OK, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm going to remove Metallica. Well, yeah, but you can only pick one or the other one. It's either Ozzy or Black Sabbath or both. Black Sabbath. Black Sabbath. So you're dropping Ozzy. I'm dropping Ozzy. Go with Black Sabbath. And I'm going to change Metallica to Nine Inch Nails. Oh my god, you're crazy. Wow, you are not helping your cause here. Are you sure you don't want to come to Metallica?
Speaker: Just being honest. Honestly, hold on. Just let's change it. Let's change Metallica to Foo Fighters. Call it that. Jesus Christ. I like Foo Fighters. I like Foo Fighters too, but Jesus Christ. So who you got? Metallica, or what? Dynasty Snails, White Snake. Bon Jovi, Ozzy, or sorry, Bush, and Black Sabbath.
Speaker: Metallica, Whitesnake, Nine Inch Nails, Bon Jovi, and Blackfish. You're changing so much shit up. No, I said I'm going to remove Metallica, put on either Bush or Nine Inch Nails. So I'm going to say... You've got to pick one of them. You can't say... I'm going to say Foo Fighters. So Foo Fighters, Whitesnake, Bon Jovi, Bush, and Sabbath.
Speaker: Rick, can we get that on the screen? He's working on it. Basically, same thing. There he is. Double our ranch in the building, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. Thank you. He hasn't earned his triple. He hasn't earned his triple R yet. I will go on triple R because this is what he decided. He's got 100 % my good graces. Maybe my change, so he's triple R'd me. Foo Fighters, White Snake, Bon Jovi, Bush. Oh, wait. He's still good.
Speaker: You still got Ozzy. You need to remove Ozzy. Take Ozzy out of there. Take Ozzy and put it just leave Black Sabbath. So Foo Fighters, White Snake, On Jovi, Bush, and Black Sabbath is your five. Yeah, sure. Why not? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's five? What was Tony's
Speaker: I like, you know, I like Tony. Tony's got a solid list outside of great list. Jeff. And once again, we're only doing rock. So the back, the fact that Tony came up with some classics, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, the fact that you took 475 days.
Speaker: Basically you once you don't have I don't have heads. I don't have songs. I don't have brands Don't don't just this motherfucker the only thing longer than his conversation was Mike's one -liner from Braveheart
Speaker: Okay, what he's saying is it's your outro to the end to the podcast that's longer than his conversation No, what he's saying is is that for a time? So my version is the Aussie Sabbath Well for my starting five
Speaker: I said it. We're not starting five. My top five rock picks. See, like Jeff, Tony, Tony was on point. Like he was like, boom, boom, boom. Here's mine. And we're doing like random, like random Rick could say.
Speaker: country and Tony might not know anything about country but he's going to get at least five artists to pop into his head and he's going to throw out there real fast. You're going to just you're going to you're just going to **** Boris to death. Uh my top five my top five rock bands Hall of Fame. Mega death. Okay. Dio. The Oz man has
Speaker: Just Ozzy. No Black Sabbath. No rendition. Ozzy. Guns and Roses. And I'm talking appetite and destruction. Guns and Roses before Chinese democracy. Everything before Chinese democracy. Guns and Roses. And... You know what? I got it. I got it. And just...
Speaker: as a whole, I do. I have to pick a band or can I just say Chris Cornell as a whole? It's got to be a band as a, it's got to be a band as well. I said Ozzy. Yeah. Ozzy Osborne was a band. Okay. All right. We'll take Chris Cornell out and I'll do, you know what?
Speaker: This is our top five favorite rock bands of all time, right? Or top, or whatever, top five. No, this is just bands we think should be in the Hall of Fame. Oh, shit. All right, that changes that. You know what? That's so easy. You know what? You know what? Shit. See, it's not as easy as it sounds. No, it's easy, but we had a lot of both, all three of us have. It's hard going last. Let's see.
Speaker: Megadeth, Ozzy, Dio, Guns N' Roses. Pantera! It's his favorite band. I almost worked that night when Dimebag got killed. I was supposed to work that night, but I said, I'm the boss and I fucking hate Pantera, so I'm not working.
Speaker: This is going to be the weakest pick now. It's not as easy as it sounds. I wish you hurry up. My damn children started and we're about to be at four hours. Gentlemen. Go ahead. Fuck your fucking show, Tony. This motherfucker of smoke was going eight hours. His ass would be there on time and stay the whole time. Oh, wait. I might have to.
Speaker: What? I've been late to Smoke Show before. I might have to make a change on mine. I might have to add the cranberries. The cranberry. I bet you could sing. The cranberries were garbage. I can't think of rock bands.
Speaker: Oh, shit. Oh, I just thought of another one. I know, right? Because I can't think of fucking the fifth pick because it took. Go ahead, Chris. Say it. I know you want to say Nirvana. This is where we go ahead and get rid of Jeff. He's now fired. He's no longer a part of it. You know what? I don't I don't even care. I don't even care.
Speaker: I, I'm going to go Soundgarden. I want Chris Cornell in my lineup. Okay. And you guys said I can't have him. So, yeah, like I can't just, but you can't just have him. You have to have a band. I want, I want Soundgarden and Chris Cornell. You did not say longer than Jeff. Thank you. Thank you, Rick. You did not say longer than Jeff. No, I wasn't changing my shit. I was trying to think I wanted Chris Cornell. And Chris Cornell had, and Chris Cornell had a solo career.
Speaker: outside of Temple of the Dog, Soundgarden, and Audioslave. He had a solo career, the other guy. Now you're back demoted to just R. You're a gay pirate, or a fucking cosplay girl over here, R.
Speaker: I gotta say I'm gonna declare the winner as Tony because he's got Floyd. I mean, the only problem I have with Tony's list is the dead. Don't get me wrong.
Speaker: they they have their father. Yours, your list. Now, now for the correct list. Oh, no. Oh, wait a minute. Triple R. Since you like to be a false prophet and call yourself. You can't you can't use bands that we've already used your own top five. As you see, we have no duplicates. That's why it was your top five and the originators of the starting five is you guys allow duplicates.
Speaker: You have to be 100 % with your top five. You can't pick what we've picked. You can't listen to what everybody else said and then pick the same things we picked. Black Sabbath is on there. Guns and Roses is on there. Kisses is on there. Foo Fighters is on there. It's my question. I'm just saying you're right. This is your question and not your whack five. You're 100 % right. I'm just saying.
Speaker: That's why we're the originators and you're the duplicate. Often duplicated, never originated.
Speaker: Hey, question. You're from the east side because we the B side. Did Beastie Boys make it in last year? I know they were nominated last year. I think the Beastie Boys are in. Susan, of course, and that's your wack five. You're just mad because you can you just. I didn't find a new song for you guys. Because you playing around. You a pup on the porch playing with a big doze. You in a big boy world.
Speaker: You ain't ready for this random, Rick. You ain't ready for this random, Rick. I'm sending you guys something on Spotify. Get on my level, random, Rick. I'm sending you guys something on Spotify. Let me go watch my show, Gentle Believe. Check out that song.
Speaker: I will. You see that random Rick? You see those random Rick? You see those random Rick? Random Rick said he'd been around longer than you. When did you start your starting five? Is this one happy? You didn't start your starting five in 2000 and...
Speaker: What you've been around non's about to non's started join. What the hell are you even talking? Yeah, exactly. What did you have a stroke? Nonsense. It was nonsense. I will see you all Saturday. They're going to keep going. Rick Rick's got us all but a dizzy. He's calling us out. mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother mother
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Speaker: And then nonsensical nonsense, which started over a decade ago. Technically, we came up with the name, nonsensical nonsense in 2020. No, it was 2021. No, hold on. We came up with the name in 2020, but we didn't have internet because I couldn't get it installed.
Speaker: Oh yeah, this is true. But this is just another incarnation of what I've been doing for over a decade, random Rick. For over a decade. I have watched kids grow.
Speaker: I have watched kids grow. I've known kids since they were 24. I have known kids since they were 14 and 15 years old. And I've watched them grown into adults and drank with them on the internet when they could not drink with me before. And now I've had years with people I've known.
Speaker: You're, you're still just a young cat. I created this game. That's why I'm the champ. That's why I'm the great one. That's why I'm the greatest of all time. AKA the goat. I'm the greatest podcaster ever. And there's an open challenge, open challenge. You know, who doesn't get invited to random Rick reviews. You're looking at him, the champ. You want to know why? You want to know why?
Speaker: at the end of the day. I've been doing this shit for a long, long time. And random Rick, if you ever want to be shown how it's done, go ahead and hit me with the invites one night. And I'll come up in there. You all ain't ready. Random Rick reviews, they ain't ready for my show.
Speaker: I'm a vet. I'm a vet. I'm an old doll, man. I've been doing this for years. I got, I sent you a song on Spotify. You can check out. As LL Cool J once called, as LL Cool J once said, don't call it a comeback. I've been here for years. As Glitch says, I'm the originator, the terminator. The dorker.
Speaker: Let's see. Dork doesn't rhyme with originator or terminator. Originator's not a word. Actually, it is. I'm trying to put these young cats in that place. You're not helping. Originator's a word. I know. She said Dork. No, but she said originator's not a word either. Originator's a word. It's a, it's a neglectionary. No, it's an actual word. Is originator a word? Just kidding.
Speaker: I'm fact -checking. It's a plural of originated. It's actually a word. Fact check, woman. Break your rule. Break your rule. Tell me to fuck off. I dare you. Look at her. She's all pissed. Fuck the plural of goodgasm is goodgasm.
Speaker: I'm going to get her a breaker gift to me. I'm trying to be gangster over here. You're calling me a dorker. Do you throw something at me? Yes. You realize I'm like 5 ,000 miles away. But you knew I threw that at you. You ain't going to hit me. I'm going to be the bearer of bad news. Just like you should get your money back for your Lasix.
Speaker: I'm a pretty some bitch. Oh, here we go. I still say she's going to go get a, I'm going to go get a, I'm going to go get a 20 year old Harley Davidson and tattoo my face.
Speaker: missed it by that much. Rick gets the win tonight for that. I didn't think of that. Alright, I'll give Rick. I'll give Rick his I'll give Rick his second hour back. Yeah, there you go with that comment. Now, he's just random Rick. That's that whole thing. Nikki, did you miss me with every bullet so far?
Speaker: I wish random, you know, you know, there's a part of me that was like, man, I really wish random would bring me up when he's live one night, but then there's a part of me that's like. No, you should not bring me up. Like Sunday, I should have fucking stayed on fucking not online. I tried to tell you.
Speaker: Oh, well, I mean, drag me into that. I mean, drag me into that. Nobody gives me no warning. Just, I mean, dude, you mean no warning. How many times have I told you? How many times have we talked about it on this show? We were talking about one thing. She brings it. That's what she that's what she does. That's what she does. And then and if I could have gotten and if I could have got a word in edgewise when she was talking about Stormy Daniels, I was going to completely fucking destroy her entire narrative.
Speaker: with two names, Cardi B and Black China. Women who have one who has openly admitted to multiple felonies and the other one who has openly admitted to blackmailing men and both a little bit darker shade of white.
Speaker: Yeah, they are. If it was black women, yeah, shut up. Shut up. The worst part is. Shut up. I remember. I didn't even understand the question. I remember way back when in the early 2000s, there was a video or there was a there was a DVD that came out and it was called Video Vixens. True Confessions. And I hate to break it to you, but none of the women on there were pale faces.
Speaker: And they were all getting paid for doing the same shit Stormy Daniels did. So yeah, no, there's a reason why I get silenced on Smoke Show.
Speaker: I mean - And it's nothing against smoke. I mean, it's nothing against smoke. He just knows that I'm gonna - He just knows I'm gonna come for it. Shout out to smoke. Shout out to smoke for throwing me a fucking rope to get out of the hole, I was thinking. No, no, that's right. That's why I'm kept silent. And like I said, there's no shade on smoke. He just knows that I'm gonna come correct and I'm gonna start burying. Well, my thing was, I came on to talk about NDA,
Speaker: And the facts of the NDA and the facts about statute of limitations, that's, you know, because I deal with lawyers all day, so I know that.
Speaker: Oh, Rick, it was fucking brutal. Like I walked into it like I was a blind man walking into a completely off subject, nothing to do with what the conversation was. How do you feel about black people? No, she asked me how I feel about black women inserting themselves. And I was like, OK.
Speaker: How many times have I, how many times have I come on this show and Tony? And I wish I would have thought about it. I wish I would have thought about it and I would have had a perfect answer. And the perfect answer is just not a person by their color, their skin, but by the, the character of their actions. You're going to quote Martin Luther King? Yes.
Speaker: that wasn't gonna fly. You don't think so? No, trust me, because I was absolutely burying people and smoke was like, Glick, I don't tell you this often, but shut the fuck up. Because, and it wasn't a shot at me, it wasn't disrespect. And that's what I love about smoke is because that's my boy and we're boys, but he was like,
Speaker: You're a lot of hate. You're winning, but you can't win this. Yeah, you're not allowed to win. Exactly. No. And then I brought up the fact that if you change the gender or the color of skin on the people saying stuff, it's not okay, but it's okay for one person to say it, but it's not okay for one person to say it. That's why I was just hanging out. I was just hanging out. I was just chilling Sunday night until Nicky got home. And Nicky got home and we had ordered dinner and it got here.
Speaker: I was like, Hey, love you guys. Conversation is awesome. But, uh, I gotta go. Like being pulled in to that conversation. It was like, what, where did this come from? It's straight out of left field. We're talking about one thing and you're bringing up something else. That's a buzzsaw, man. It's all we joke on. It's entrapment. Not today, Satan.
Speaker: It's entrapment. That's why Tony and I joke on here. Not today, Satan. That's fucked up. You motherfuckers just did that. Go ahead and let me hand you a shovel, fucker. I tried to stop you, but I also know that there's no shutting you the fuck up. At the end of the day, I stand by my statements.
Speaker: That's the one thing about me. If I say something because that's how I feel in that moment. I stand by the statement that I stand by the statement of no matter what the group is, no matter who the group is, no matter the, I am one of the few people who has lived and grew up in both worlds. Right.
Speaker: Despite what I look like, despite what I sound like, I am the only person who has ever grown up and spent time in both worlds and have felt the negativity and the brunt and everything of both worlds. But nobody wants to hear that. That's the thing. Nobody wants to hear this. Is that chick just literally looking for a fight all the time?
Speaker: I mean. No disrespect. I really liked her child. I do too. I thought she was cool, but. I think she's awesome. I think she's great, but yes. She's angry. I'm on the show, what, 30 seconds? And she's asked me a question to throw me into a buzzsaw? That's fucked up. She's angry. Which, I mean, deservedly, I guess. But did I do anything to her? No.
Speaker: No, but you're right. I'm angry at fat, bearded people. What do you want to see me throwing shit at you? What? See? I said I'm angry at fat bearded people that are taller than me, but you don't see me bitching. I wish the fuck you would. I beat your little ass. Good luck with that. Taking a two hour plane trip before you can do it.
Speaker: two hour plane trip for 45 minute bus ride. It's definitely more than a two hour plane trip. I'm going to tell you that right now. My mom, my mom does it in like, I think it's two and a half. Well, you also told me that you drove from Ohio. No, from Ohio, Texas in four hours. Jeff, you literally can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't
Speaker: I guess it's three hours, three hours, 11 minutes. Is it, uh, is it a, um, direct flight, direct flight? Yeah. So it'd be from Columbus to Cancun and I should be able to land. It's not, not take a 45 minute bus ride from the airport. It's all in first and foremost, Jeff. Yeah. Uh, I'm not riding a bus and I'm not taking a taxi. I'm, I'm writing a car.
Speaker: Because you you talk about that's cute all this cute you talk about all this silliness And I'm just like that. You know what they charge for a fucking Rent a car. I don't care. I'm not getting on public transportation and it's not a public transportation. It's a it's a shuttle bus For for like the like for instance if you go to your house from the airport No, like for instance if you booked a hotel the hotel would send a van
Speaker: pick you up. Yeah. Okay. So I'm booking a hotel and I'm like, and then I'm gonna, I'm gonna hit you on Snapchat and say, Hey, stupid. I'm at this hotel. Come here so I can beat you around. I'm at this house, rent a fucking car and come here so you can beat me up. Nope. I'm in my hotel because
Speaker: I'm gonna beat your ass, come to my hotel so I can beat your ass. I have beers. I got a client coming down in like a month. I'm gonna get fucking hammered and play golf and I was like. You're gonna knock on the door, I'm gonna open it, push you in the face, you'll be like, yep, deserved. Where's the beer? Now, where's the beer, motherfucker?
Speaker: I deserve that. Where's the beer? I had a client call me the other day. He says, Jeff, I've booked a flight. I'm coming to Cancun in like 28 days or something like that. I'm like, excellent. He's like, we're going to get fucked up and play golf. And I was like, I'm down for getting fucked up. I can't play golf for shit. I've never been out on the course. I could go to the driving range all day, but I've never actually played around at all. Some people like to shut up randomly.
Speaker: And he says, it doesn't matter if you play good golf or not. It's all about drinking beer. I'm like, oh, I'm down then. I'm in. I do like to hear myself talk. Yeah, you do. This sounds sus. I don't know if that was directed at me or the other person we were talking about, but yes, some people do like to hear themselves talk. And like I said, some people have nothing to say while they do it.
Speaker: They just have a different agenda for no reason. Yeah. After Sunday, I agree. And, I mean, I'm down for it. If... Merited? If it's merited, yeah, I'm down. The other person... If I've ever done something fucked up?
Speaker: But if it's completely out of the blue, ledge of center, nothing to do with what the conversation is. Yeah, like I said, I mean - That's an agenda. I'm down for it all day long, but at the same time, I won't be dead ass. I'm gonna be dead ass up. Just like when we was married, I'm gonna be dead ass up. Oh, shit. Oh, you know, I'm - Damn! Did you see this dude from the Dodgers get hit with this ball?
Speaker: Who? I don't know. Check this out. Hold on. Let's start over. Watch this ****. Hold on. Let's start over. He is rocked in the face. Oh, he caught it in the jaw. It looked like. Damn, that hurt. **** and they do it slow so his lips touch his ear. What game was that? I don't know. I just saw it on TikTok.
Speaker: The comment says, you can't say ouch and possible a broken jaw. Damn, that motherfucker's lips touched his ears. His name is Josh. Like I said, like you said, I mean, number 47 of the Dodgers. Okay. Who's number 47 of the Dodgers? Is that the guy who got hit? Yeah. Ryan Michael, hip hop.
Speaker: I don't know who that is, but now I like random, random, random, right. You know, you know, like I said, sometimes, you know, people are on a different agenda and, um, they want to speak their mind, but, uh, they don't want to hear the other side at the end of the day. You don't want to hear the other side. Um, and like I said, had, had I been able to chime in and comment, I would actually be sure.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, like I said, completely unwarranted, completely unjustified, just, here, Jeff, there's a bus. I'm gonna push you in front of it. Damn, I'm gonna say them over forever. Aaron Brackovich, Jesus.
Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, it's Wednesday. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. We appreciate y 'all listening. I gotta get up and go to work in the morning.
Speaker: Wake up in the same spot. I'm all out of bed and turn on my computer. Jeff's got to open his eyes on the same chair he's sitting on. Actually, this chair is super uncomfortable to sleep in, so I can't do that. I did it once, and now I'm never doing it. Yeah, my chair at work is super uncomfortable to sleep in, but I sleep in it. I'm just kidding. I mean, I don't sleep at work. Well, speaking of
Speaker: Chris Cornell and audio slave and temple of the dog and sound garden. Let's go ahead and end the show with a little blacktop mojo featuring Dylan Wheeler. Getaway car. Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the show tonight. Hopefully you had fun hanging out with us. We were kind of all over the place tonight. First hour was
Speaker: Oh, no think I'm done. Do not think I'm done because your boy is in rabbit holes. Your boy is in the conspiracy theories. Your boy is just all over the place all of a sudden. So I'm bringing it. I'm going to download the fucking. And all I got to say is Jeff and Tony, step your fucking game up, please, because it's not all about politics. I'm going to shit that that I'm that I'm
Speaker: that I'm wrapped up in. You better start Googling once I start talking. Don't worry about fucking talking and don't worry about putting your point out there. Just fucking Google. But we do appreciate you listening and go ahead and check us out on all social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and Tik Tok.
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Speaker: The first time I saw you, you were chasing down As I come on, all alone in a field Where your eyes and clothes I kept rolling on I never thought you'd wind up chasing down
Speaker: To settle down I won't hesitate to hit the highway Before you lay me to waste now To settle up And I'll help you find something to drive Before you drive
Speaker: You're tired of walking you below the ground The sidewalk will barely touch your feet Your life moves too slowly to hold you down With ringing hands you take it all on
Speaker: I won't hesitate to read the highway Before you lay me to waste no more Set a loop and I'll help you find something to do
Speaker: Before you drive me insane So get yourself a car, drive it all along Get yourself a car, ride it on the wheel Get yourself a car, drive it all along
Speaker: yourself a car and riding on the way
Speaker: You settle down I won't hesitate to eat the highway Before you lay me to waste no It's get along And I'll help you find something to try
Speaker: Before you drop me insane So get yourself a car and drive it all along Get yourself a car and ride it on the wind Get yourself a car and drive it all along
Speaker: Ride it on the wind. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good way to end the show. Appreciate y 'all listening. I appreciate y 'all hanging out. We'll see you Saturday night. Same nonsensical time. Same nonsensical channel. As y 'all heard, Tony told you.
Speaker: Mother had you. Mother made you. Mother fuck you. Jeffrey. Deuces. Joffrey. Joffrey, yes. The boy king. Believe it or not, I'm almost done with the seventh season again. Bro.
Speaker: We're not getting into a whole conversation. All I gotta say is true blood. Whoo. Did you finish? No. It's like. Oh, it's awesome. Anywho. Would that be insane? We're gonna wrap this bad boy up. Be good. Or be good at it. Goodbye, motherfuckers.
Speaker: Hit the button. The champ and his gestures are signing off for the night. Hit the button. What's in the button? The button is ticking.
