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BONUS! EP. #261: “America May Not Be Communist, But Communism Is Here” image

BONUS! EP. #261: “America May Not Be Communist, But Communism Is Here”

S5 E261 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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*THIS WEEK:* 


  1. “President Coloring Book and His Wonderful World of Make Believe”
  2. “This Week in the Illegal Alien Invasion”!
  3. “Misogyny”: kryptonite for amateurs.


*On “A la Carte”:* Welcome to Commiefornia! Check your junk at the border!, gangs of illegal aliens in New York steal bread—from Bloomingdales, and the Climate Change Hoax rolls on!


*On “3 Pro Things”:* Ayn Rand told ya so, George Orwell told ya, too, and a comedian veers out of his normal lane to call out the Hollywood Elite.


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Transcript

California Health Insurance for Immigrants

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This week in the illegal alien invasion.
00:00:02
Speaker
Welcome to California.
00:00:03
Speaker
Check your junk at the border.
00:00:05
Speaker
California State Health Insurance is now going to cover sex changes for illegal

Sarcastic Queries on Priorities

00:00:09
Speaker
immigrants.
00:00:09
Speaker
Now you're just trying to piss me off.
00:00:11
Speaker
I'm sure the first thought of an MS-13 gangbanger or poverty-stricken illegal alien after walking hundreds or maybe thousands of miles to enter America illegally is, I made it.
00:00:20
Speaker
Whew.
00:00:21
Speaker
Time to get my junk cut off.
00:00:22
Speaker
I used to have

Theft Incident in Manhattan

00:00:23
Speaker
a penis.
00:00:23
Speaker
In the big a**hole, a gang of illegal aliens, you know, the people just looking for a better life, stormed a Bloomingdale's in Manhattan and stole merchandise.
00:00:31
Speaker
Apparently, Bloomingdale's now carries bread.
00:00:34
Speaker
Right, AOC?

Signs of Communism in America

00:00:35
Speaker
I'm sensing a little sarcasm.
00:00:37
Speaker
America may not be communist, but communism is here.