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Speaker: This week in the illegal alien invasion.
Speaker: Welcome to California.
Speaker: Check your junk at the border.
Speaker: California State Health Insurance is now going to cover sex changes for illegal immigrants.
Speaker: Now you're just trying to piss me off.
Speaker: I'm sure the first thought of an MS-13 gangbanger or poverty-stricken illegal alien after walking hundreds or maybe thousands of miles to enter America illegally is, I made it.
Speaker: Whew.
Speaker: Time to get my junk cut off.
Speaker: I used to have a penis.
Speaker: In the big a**hole, a gang of illegal aliens, you know, the people just looking for a better life, stormed a Bloomingdale's in Manhattan and stole merchandise.
Speaker: Apparently, Bloomingdale's now carries bread.
Speaker: Right, AOC?
Speaker: I'm sensing a little sarcasm.
Speaker: America may not be communist, but communism is here.
