#285 Lizard people on a plane oh my

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Speaker: What's going on, everybody? It is Monday, and, oof, did it feel like a Monday. That first day back to work after vacation is always the hardest. Trying to get back into that work routine after a week off of sleeping in, staying up later that you probably should, but not really.

Speaker: for me in my case, because I stay up late in general as it is. But just that whole work routine, you got to get back into it. And it definitely felt like a Monday today. Thankfully, it was it was quiet for me at work. But the Mondays keep on rolling. I love being blindsided by co -hosts that I won't. They're not going to be here. Right when the show is supposed to start. So.

Speaker: This should be interesting, needless to say. Before we get too far into it, I'd like to, on a personal note, wish the future Mrs. a happy anniversary. We are celebrating our anniversary today. I came home and she had made a very nice pasta dinner.

Speaker: and a little, little appetizer, little snack bites, bread and brie and stuff. So it was a nice, nice little pleasant surprise and very, very tasty. If I do say so myself, because I'm a fat ass and there's one thing that fat asses like to do and that's eat. I've got me belly all full before the show. I don't even know where to start this bullshit, but.

Speaker: I ask you guys, I'm assuming most of you have heard about the lady who freaked out on the plane a few days back, or I guess it went viral a few days back, screaming that another passenger wasn't working at all, and he was a reptilian. This is right up Tony and Jeff's world, this conspiracy theory, Illuminati,

Speaker: Alien bullshit You know, I used to think it was just me but 100 % positive at this point that the world is just people are getting dumber I Was reading this article earlier today I

Speaker: um social media believes lady who freaked out her imaginary airline passenger i mean people are getting behind her they're they're believing her they're believing that that uh what she's saying is is is true but uh one person um

Speaker: One person was quoted by saying, it was like the scene from one of those final destination movies. But luckily the plane arrived safely at its destination after a scary incident was caught on camera. For those of you who don't know, bye now. Pretty much everyone has seen this footage. I'm a little late to the game. I'm not gonna lie. I heard about the story. I just didn't really care that much about it.

Speaker: Um, but today I was just kind of thumbing through social media and it was everywhere. So I was like, let me, let me, let me check this out, see what the hell's going on here. Um, but, uh, the video shows a woman freaking out on an American airlines flight screaming about a passenger, um, who's not real, if you will. Um, and that, and was demanding to be led off the plane, basically.

Speaker: A lot of people are speculating and saying she was just drunk and crazy and she does look like one of those mean girl types and Karens, I guess you could say to a certain degree just by her appearance. But she was definitely she was definitely worked up and upset whether she was drunk or not. I wasn't there. But

Speaker: All the speculations are out there, drugs, alcohol, mental fucking breakdown, which everybody seems to be having these goddamn days. But believe it or not, like I said, a lot of people are coming to her, her, her, her, her defense on like tick tock and shit. Basically, the sudden bizarre meltdown happened shortly after boarding an American airline flight.

Speaker: in Dallas -Fort Worth International. As the flight was about to depart, she gets up from her seats and begins to scream down the aisle, I'm telling you, I'm getting the fuck off. There's a reason why I'm getting the fuck off and everyone can either believe it or they cannot believe it. And she continues as she's storming down the aisle like a goddamn stormtrooper.

Speaker: But I'm telling you right now that motherfucker that motherfucker back there is not real. She said and you can sit on this plane and you can fucking die with them or not. I'm not going to. So.

Speaker: like this, this, this, this, this has blown up on TikTok. It's a complete viral, I don't know if you want to call it a sensation or what you want to call it, but it is just everywhere. It's been stitched, shared, dueted. And then a lot of people are taking, you know, a lot of people are jumping in the comments and adding their two cents. And like I said, a lot of people

Speaker: or sticking up for her. One commenter said, you can tell in her voice that she's scared to death and wants to get away from whatever it is. Another said, she felt some kind of evil force coming from that person. She saw nothing, she felt it. True story, basically saying she didn't necessarily see it, see him turn into a reptile. I don't know, it reminds me of that movie.

Speaker: And I'm going to date myself here because it's actually one of my favorite movies and we're not a big sci -fi guy. So, um, but the Roddy Piper, the hot rod, Roddy, Roddy Piper, classic, they live. And basically it was just like a bunch of aliens or whatever. And he had a special pair of sunglasses and when you put them on, you can see their real identity. Maybe this was the case here with this league. I don't know, but, um,

Speaker: Aside from the guys, people are sharing concern for the ladies. Well being saying someone find this woman to make sure she's safe. Others pointed out that she was willing to just get off a flight without her stuff. She was definitely scared of something that she was willing to leave all of her belongings. Well, let's be honest. You know the airline. They'll make sure she gets her belongings. It just might take a.

Speaker: a couple months, a few months, whatever. I don't know. I've never flown. So I don't know what it's like to deal with lost luggage. I may never know what it's like to deal with lost luggage, because if I don't ever have to fly, I'm never going to fly. If I can drive to my destination, that'll be my, or take a train. Yes, I know you guys are going to say, but Chris, it's not, it's not 18, 1884, 1886 or whatever.

Speaker: You don't have to take a train cross country. I know, but I think it would be cool to do. I think I'd be a fun little, uh, I don't even know if you can take a train cross country. I really don't know how it works, but I think I'd be a cool trip to ride a train cross country as opposed to flying. Yeah. It's going to take me longer. I don't know how much more it's going to cost me, but I think it would be cool, but I digress. Um,

Speaker: But yeah, like I said, I'm sure she'll get her stuff back. Although it's not 100 % sure who or what she was talking about. Some videos talk about an African -American man. Others claim it's a man in a black hoodie. It was reported that once she was off the plane, the flight was delayed three or four hours, and the airline crew was swapped out. It's also been reported

Speaker: that she did not get arrested and got back through security after she de -planed. So she got off the plane. Doesn't sound like there was a major incident other than her freak out or her temper tantrum.

Speaker: Carrot Top was on was on this flight. We all know who Carrot Top is, right? The comedian, the prop comedian, whatever. And he shared his story on Instagram. I literally thought at first it was a flight attendant yelling at a passenger and looked up and she was for real losing her mind. I applaud everyone that was on the flight with me that night. Everyone kept calm and let the professionals do what they do. Hats off to everyone. And he tagged American Airlines.

Speaker: So, um, and then he got, you know, then he had comments left, uh, at the airline, like, uh, I don't know. She seemed pretty sure she saw what she saw. One person rebuddled. Another follower thought maybe she was having a mental crisis with, you know, basically, basically everybody's kind of filing in under the same thing. Um,

Speaker: about whatever caused her to freak out. But I guess they did find out pretty relatively quick. Let's see here.

Speaker: She was concerned about the green man and alien like creature reptilian I don't think they've actually identified the the the guy yet but

Speaker: I mean, I did see a video and I don't know if it's the real guy or if it was just a guy pretending to be talking about the incident.

Speaker: and said that he was on the flight and he was one sitting beside her and the conversation started because he had a Mason shirt, a Freemason shirt on and some Freemason jewelry. And she started asking a bunch of questions and then was accusing him of being like a little bit naughty. So then he thought he was just having fun and playing a joke and running along with it. And then she freaked out. I don't know if it's really true or not. Again, I don't think we will ever actually

Speaker: know for sure what caused this fucking woman to lose her goddamn mind oh excuse me but i will definitely be uh i i'm i'm i'm following it it's it's it's in my it's in my uh

Speaker: in my wormhole now, so to say, or it is a wormhole that I'm in. I'm curious to see what more comes out about it because how, why not? It's social media. It's another freak out and.

Speaker: The airlines as of late in the last few years are no strangers to, uh, passengers freaking out for no reason. I mean, uh, a few months back there was the guy who freaked out on the plane and was trying to open the exit door. Uh, that was like a complete fucking mental breakdown. Um, in so many other cases in the mass situation, people freaking out on, you know, when COVID was going on.

Speaker: You know, again, I don't fly. I don't fly. I don't understand the stresses. I don't understand the bullshit that you go through getting boarded, getting on the plane, the, uh, you know, the layovers or any of that stress. It just could not be maybe just stress related. I don't know anybody who's flown. You want to, um, chime in and, and let me know. Um, cause I don't know. I can't imagine it would be that bad, but.

Speaker: I have heard some horror stories about airlines or flying. We ate and I cleaned it up. Rockstar. We need to teach the kids. Good luck. You buy yourself check. Yep. Undercover underage.

Speaker: So, I don't know, we'll see what happens. Sorry for the interview. As I was saying at the beginning of the show, she made the anniversary dinner for us today. It was awesome. I don't know what you want to call it, like steak and pasta and stuff. It was good.

Speaker: But, um, you know, I've heard horror stories about like the airports, especially the big ones like Denver and, and Tampa, um, obviously New York and Los Angeles, Columbus is kind of a, a cluster fuck. Um,

Speaker: But I've never personally dealt with the hustle and bustle of the airlines. So I don't know what it's like. I know what it's like to try to get around them because I pick several people up from airports and whatnot. So I know how much of a pain in the ass it is to try to fucking navigate around a goddamn airport. But. Again, like I said, this Illuminati aliens

Speaker: reptilians, all that bullshit. That's, that's more Jeff and Tony territory. Now I know Tony, he would skirt around it like that. Well, like the men in black are really listening to us. And if he says too much, they're gonna come and get it. And Jeff would just spout off a bunch of incoherent nonsense. But

Speaker: But that's neither here nor there. When I was. Oh God, when I was kind of bouncing around looking at news articles today, I came across the new one. I guess there's a new trend at concerts and I don't know, maybe it's because I'm a little bit older. Maybe it's just, I've never really gotten into like.

Speaker: I've seen it, you know, back in the day, back when I was working like security and stuff like that, and I would bounce or secure security at like concerts and stuff, you see women throw panties up on stage or balls up on stage. But what was going on with fans these days? Like, for real.

Speaker: I've seen this article, from flinging brawls to tossing flowers, concert growers have long been extra in showing adoration for their beloved artists. But a recent spat of artists being hit by weightier projectiles raises concerns about extreme fan culture and security. Just recently, Kelsey Ballerini, Ballerini, I think that's how you say her name. I could be wrong. What up, motherfucker? Was somebody threw something up and hit her in the head.

Speaker: Wednesday evening a Boise concert in a moment caught on video. Kelsey was playing her guitar on stage with a bracelet hit her in the face and she takes a step back. Kelsey clearly caught off guard takes a moment before a brief intermission is called. She came back later said I'm fine on Instagram. Someone throw a bracelet hit her in the eye and it more scared her than anything else didn't really hurt her.

Speaker: one of the fan or one of the concert goers who was there. Ashley Highfield, she said that. Kelsey looked visibly upset, obviously, I mean. Anybody's going to be upset if they're doing their thing and get blindsided and hit in the face by anything.

Speaker: And she went on to say that it's become a normal occurrence. Fans throw in heavy or larger items up on stage at concerts. Stuff like that, she said, can be very dangerous, obviously. I mean, it's kind of a different story.

Speaker: You're sitting close enough and the artist sees you and you get their attention and you're like, hey, and they're ready for it. But I've seen in videos where people are like whipping fucking beer cans up full beer cans and shit like that. The same day that the Kelsey Ballerini stuff happened, rapper Sexy Red.

Speaker: I don't know who that is. Maybe I'm just too old. Maybe I'm just too white. I have no idea, but I don't know who that person is. Cut short her own show. When fans refuse to stop throwing water bottles at the stage, they might have been throwing water bottles at you because you sucked again. I don't know who you are. I don't want to shit on your music or your your your craft. We'll call it craft. I don't know what it was music or not, but.

Speaker: Maybe you weren't just bad. Either way. Not a good idea to throw shit on stage at musicians. I mean, even now with recent issues, like with what happened, what was it with last year at the

Speaker: with the stamp, you know, the crowd that that just fucking just rushed the stage and crushed everybody. A lot of institutions now they have no mosh pits or no crowd surfing. Now, you know, they might have to put up signs to say no throwing shit on stage. I mean, we've seen these we've seen the videos a million times of

Speaker: you know, like, rap musicians and country musicians just completely pulling their, pulling the e -brake on their show because something's going on in their line of sight in the crowd or some jackasses in the crowd act in a certain type of way and they just completely pull the fucking e -brake and skrrrrrrr and stop the show until the issue's taken care of or

Speaker: The person's taken out of the arena so that they can keep on going. You know, people don't know how how to act like people ain't got no fucking sense in their head.

Speaker: anymore and I think it all comes down to as we talked before on the show there's no fear of there's no fear of consequences you can't nobody can be held accountable anymore because the moment you hold somebody accountable people want to fucking take to social media and

Speaker: this and the other thing, and stick up for an asshole. Like, for instance, what was it? What's going on, Mady? What was it a couple years back?

Speaker: It was like 200 fucking unsupervised teenagers just completely destroyed a mini golf center down in Tennessee, I think it was, a few years back. Like a bunch of wild animals in there, man. Just smashing shit up and then their parents want to come out and, oh, my kid would never,

Speaker: uh the video proof of your kid acting like a fucking unhinged rabbit animal yeah no fucking beer of consequences not to mention the fact that most people can hide behind their keyboards and uh

Speaker: and stay safe and sound in their mommy and daddy's basement. But I don't know. I digress. The world's going to hell in a hand basket. Just enjoy the fucking ride, I guess. On a lighter note, I guess I guess, you know, I know, you know, I know, you know, a lot of people

Speaker: Remember what it was like when I lived in Charleston? And I know that I have some friends down in Florida and they're getting aggravated and annoyed with with with everybody moving. In frustrated. And. We have a lot of refugees from California, let's just call it, let's just call a spade of spade and they're refugees from California because they're fleeing California because California is a fucking shithole.

Speaker: uh but in uh Reno somebody wanted a um a license plate that was revoked to uh

Speaker: kind of take a shot at Californians who are moving to, to Nevada and the license plate read go G O B K to C a go back to Cali or go back to California. Uh, it was recalled by the state department of motor vehicles, uh, after it received a complaint. Of course, somebody got their bill bads hurt over a fucking license plate.

Speaker: Uh, yes, Amanda, right. Uh, as a daughter of two teachers, as well as a former teacher that my child would never parents were the biggest assholes. I am not even a teacher or anything. And I can't, plus the teenagers are, are, are the worst about, Oh yeah, they, I can't stand that, that, you know, and that's the other problem outside of no fear of consequences. Nobody will.

Speaker: um take accountability for either their own actions or their children's actions like if my kids fuck up all right i'm all over their shit now if they didn't do anything i'm gonna i'm gonna stick up for them now but if they if they legit fucked up i'm all over their shit um you know i'm i'm gonna i'll be a goddamn warden if i have to at the end of the day um but that shit's just that god that shit is

Speaker: My child would never get the fuck out of here. Are you serious right now? Because those kids are usually like you said, they're the biggest assholes in the school.

Speaker: because there's no fucking discipline at home. There's no fucking discipline. There's, there's no, there's no control. There's no accountability. There's no consequences for your actions. There's no nothing. These kids are just wild fucking animals. And then they become adults and they still have that wild animal mentality. And I've already said it before, and I stand true to it and I'll stand true to it to this day. If a wild animal gets out and gets loose and it bites you, you do one of two things. You lock it in a cage or you put it down.

Speaker: Same thing applies to humans. If you want to act like a wild animal, lock them in a cage or put them down, depending upon the severity of their crime or whatever, whatever it is that they do. And I'll, and I'll die on that hill. And I know I won't die on that hill. Would you put a group of teenagers in a pack? Yeah. That pack mentality that teenagers have is book.

Speaker: Insane it's ruthless. They don't give a fuck man. They don't And California is really going to hell because they don't charge bail or charge bail unless you have done multiple violence They're not even arrested me more anymore You can walk into a store and I think you can steal up to I Think it's something like two grand or some shit. They're not even fucking arresting people anymore. I

Speaker: And in New York, they're paying criminals. Hey, if you guys don't commit a crime, we'll pay you. Oh, you what? We what? And you'll wonder why law abiding, hardworking Americans are carrying guns these days. Because unfortunately our police have their hands tied and they come up with goofy ass laws to protect criminals. And nobody wants to be a victim.

Speaker: It's insane to me these days. And New York is just becoming, from what I hear from different people and people that I know up there, New York is just, the crime is out of control up there. There is no rhyme or reason for anything. It's just total anarchy.

Speaker: in New York right now. It's on the verge of some like Mad Max type shit. Was it just about a week or so back? There was some dude that was just driving around on a moped shooting people. There's a video of an 87 year old man that he shot in the back just bleeding out on the fucking streets. It's insane.

Speaker: So I get again, I say why do you carry a gun? Because hey, I don't want to be a victim B. I don't want to be another statistic. I have carried or owned a gun for a very long time and I've never had to pull it. Thankfully, thank you. But.

Speaker: Again, as I've said a million times, I would rather have it and never have to use it, then not have it and need it at the end of the day. But I digress. Don't get me started on the fucking crime and the goofy shit, all the ridiculousness that's going on in some of these States. But, um, but yeah, so apparently in, uh, in Nevada, you can't have your funny license plate because you hurt somebody's feelings.

Speaker: And you can't tell him to go back to California, but I totally understand living in one of these places that everybody was moving to.

Speaker: It gets crowded, man. It gets overbobulated. Then then rent goes up and then the housing market, you know, it gets to the point where you can't afford a house unless you make fucking six figures a year. And that's like a regular ass walking two bedroom, little ass ranch house. You can't afford it, man. It's too fucking expensive. It's happening here in Ohio because they're building. You know, we've already got like the lemon in Victoria secrets. They started here. So the headquarters has been here for years.

Speaker: But now you got you know, Abercrombie has their headquarters here Google and Facebook They're just there they're in the process of building this multi -billion dollar Facility for Intel and it's right on the outskirts of where my kids go to school the tower my kids go to school and and and they got houses in there that are that are 70 years old damn near and

Speaker: And they're just like 1200, 1200 square foot slab branches. They just sit on a slab. They're not, they're smaller than my, my, my, my condo that I have right now. And they're wanting to $300 ,000 for it. I'm like, but she's been, I buy 10 of these motherfuckers and I still wouldn't pay $300 ,000 out your mind, but

Speaker: It's everything that's going on around it. The people are moving there because they don't want to be in the city anymore. They want to be close to you know where they work and it's you know the average person can't survive there. You know you've got people who three generations deep in this town that are starting to get pushed out. They can't survive it. They can't live there man. Not to mention the schools are stupid, crowded, stupid.

Speaker: Um, you know, they just, they just built a brand new elementary school a few years back and they've already outgrown a damn high school. They just built two years ago, a year or two, three, maybe three years ago at max, something like that. There will be outgrowing that bitch soon too.

Speaker: So I totally understand why people are like, go the fuck away. Y 'all made California the way it is. Stay there and suck it up, buttercup. If you want to change it, then you know how to change this without being so fucking soft.

Speaker: Oopsies, we already did that. Don't come fuck up our state with your goofy -ass opinions and views. This is where I get cancelled. Cancel, Glick, he hurt our field ads. Fuck your field ads, you pussy.

Speaker: That's all I gotta say about that. Nobody cares about your feelings. You want somebody to care about your feelings? Go on a fucking camping trip with all the other hippies and sing Kumbaya together. So, I don't know. Again, I repeat.

Speaker: The world's going to hell in a handbasket. Fucking deserts are kicking up dust clouds. Florida's getting dusty. New York's getting smoky. Now they got. Now they got. Clouds of bugs, I guess. A locust plague is going on in New York. I don't know what the hell it's the end of times. All hell is breaking loose.

Speaker: I don't know what's going on in this crazy world man. I really don't as. I'm just a simple. Bearded goofball or drinks beer and. Doesn't talk show three times a week. I don't know. Oh my goodness. Well Saturday night was

Speaker: Speaking of shows, Saturday night was an interesting one. We wound up going two hours over. Geez Louise did not plan on that. Excuse me. Did not plan on that happening. That's for damn sure. But it happened nonetheless. Now I have to figure out how to get that fucking show posted. As I said, we, uh, we changed up.

Speaker: We used to use Anchor for Podcasters, which is a Spotify -owned podcast distribution type thing. I just recently switched to Podcaster over to Zencaster. I think it's going to provide some more opportunities for us and whatnot. We're still on all the same platforms, Spotify and Apple and Google and GoodPods and basically anywhere you listen to podcasts that I think we're there.

Speaker: But they help with promotion. And not only do they distribute the show, they push the show a little bit. And they help us grow and monetize to a certain degree. So I'm excited about that change and seeing how that affects us.

Speaker: I don't know how their uploading process works. I haven't done that yet. I know like an anchor could only be so big so I used to have to split it in half and then I could upload two files for one episode if it was too long of a show. I don't know if I could do that on the

Speaker: or not, but I guess I'll find out Friday night when I go to upload this week's shows. So another learning experience for me, this entire podcast has been a bit of a learning experience for me. I've learned how to, behind the scene wise, I've learned how to edit and chop and add and

Speaker: fix audio and this, that and the other things, all things I never knew how to do. I thank God for simple fucking apps. That's all I gotta say. Thank fucking God for simple ass apps for simple minded people like myself that are really kind of idiot proof. Because even then I still struggle. I ain't gonna lie to y 'all. I still struggle from time to time when I was first doing it now. And now I kind of know what I'm doing. So, you know, I don't struggle as much, but there's still a few times where I find myself going,

Speaker: But so again, just another learning experience and you know, I didn't go to some big fancy broadcast in school. I'm just an asshole with a laptop and the Internet. So. But. It has been it has been kind of a

Speaker: a really cool learning experience to say the least, you know, learning how to do the ins and outs. I'm still not the greatest, but I tried like the promotional side and pushing the show and promoting the show and telling people about the show and stuff like that. I still, I'm still learning, but nonetheless, I do all right. I do all right. Ladies and gentlemen, I do all right.

Speaker: It's kind of that. But part of the year, because all there is sports wise is is baseball. I want to talk about football, but there's really not much to talk about football outside of hopefully everybody's gearing up for your fantasy leagues. I know that's going to be right around the corner. I've got to get my shit together with my legs. I have. Two, I'm going to try to only have one this year. That I run, I'll be in a few, but I'm only going to try to.

Speaker: Run one. I might try to combine the two into one. I don't know. I haven't decided yet, but. Nonetheless. I digress. Chatters box. What's going on with you guys tonight? What's going on in your guys world? Don't be shy. If you're watching, go ahead and hit them hit them keys in front of you.

Speaker: Feel free to chime in. I'll see it pop up right there. We shot. I mean, we can, we can interact. What's going on with you guys? Um, you know, we keep teasing, doing a, we keep teasing, doing a, um, a Q and a show. And I think, I think Sunday, either Friday or Sunday, maybe Saturday afternoon. I haven't decided yet. I got to figure out what's going on this weekend.

Speaker: But either Friday or Saturday, or Sunday, I think I'm going to do a fourth episode of The Glitch Show. And it'll be right here on this channel. So if you guys are watching it, it'll be a lot like this. The only difference is that I won't be blindsided by the fact that I'm by myself. And I'll be able to prepare a little bit. But I think I would like to open up the chatters box.

Speaker: do a little Q &A. I know we've kind of floated around with the idea on this show. We just haven't done it yet, because I'd like to be able to plan it out and kind of promote it and push it, where you guys can just kind of shoot questions at us in the chatters box and get to know us a little bit better. Again, I'd have to have the full show here, but and then I know

Speaker: Uh, good old triple R random Rick reviews over there on YouTube. He had brought up wanting to do a show interview where they interview us on the, uh, on the show, which I think I still think it's going to be a really good idea. Um, we got random Rick and one other person involved and let them kind of put us in the hot seats. So to say, um,

Speaker: coming up in the end of this month, kind of running through some ideas here and things that are going to be going on. Uh, on the 28th, I will be joining the Q4U podcast. I think they're on YouTube. I'll get all the information for sure. Uh, there'll be eight 30 my time.

Speaker: But on the 28th of July, I'll be joining the Q4U podcast as a guest on their show. I think that's going to be pretty cool.

Speaker: And then it looks like we'll have a guest coming up on the 22nd. And then I just got a notification for another one. So I don't know if he wants me to go on his show or if he wants to come on our show. A lot of big things going on. Not like big, big things, but a lot of things are starting to happen.

Speaker: StreamYard has a new platform called Collab. So I want to start working with a lot of other podcasters and, and, um, you know, kind of helping each other grow and build a little community. I do have a, my guy Dizzy's going to be coming up. Uh, I got to actually reach out to him and see when's a good date for him. Uh, sometime this month, he, he, he hosts the lazy ass podcast on Instagram.

Speaker: Then you can also catch him Monday through Friday on one or two five the bone. If you got like tune in or or whatnot, just just look up one or two five the bones there down in Tampa. He's on there. He'll be joining us. That'll be cool. And then I gotta get with my guys scumbag lounge and check them out scumbag lounge. On Instagram and Spotify and all that jazz.

Speaker: as we talked about doing something together so all kinds of shit coming up man I'm a busy fucking bee behind the scenes just so y 'all know I'll be doing a lot I'm gonna pull the curtain back for you guys you know a little bit on this episode because you know I can but you know there's a lot going on there's there's a

Speaker: A lot of stuff that I'm working on. I think it'll be fun. I think it's going to be really cool to see a lot of new faces, making a lot of new friends, introducing our audience to a lot of new podcasts that they may not have heard of. And vice versa. Hopefully, us getting in the ears of people who've never heard of us. Obviously, that's the name of the game. A lot of people talk about it.

Speaker: But I ain't never really been one to talk about things. I've always been a doer. You can talk about it or you can be about it. I've always been about it. There's always so much talking that people can do. And that's all that's been really going on is talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. Meanwhile, I'm in the background doing it because some people want to talk about it.

Speaker: But then when you break it up and you want to try to build it, then they get, they get scared or, or whatever, you know, they're all talk. They're all bark, no bite. So you got somebody who, who's willing to take that step and move into that direction. They kind of hold back and they kind of pull back a little bit timid. Once you put them on the spot like that. Oh, I mean, I mean, they got all the answers in the world.

Speaker: They have all the answers in the world. And they know everything, but they ain't doing anything. So I'm looking for some like -minded individuals who want to create connections and help each other actually grow and not be worried about stepping all over each other's fucking feet.

Speaker: One thing I learned early on when I started doing this podcast, when I started this podcast, when I came up with the idea of this podcast. I should say when Jeff and I first started this podcast, but when I came up with the initial idea, when I started creating platforms and promoting it and building it up, I noticed that the podcast community, there's a lot of people that will actually back you and support you.

Speaker: to a certain degree. Once you start doing a little bit better than them, then they want to start pulling back, even though, but at the same time, they still want that same level of support from you. And it's like, I used to be about that life, but now I'll support you as long as you support me. Now you ease up, I'm going to ease up type deal. Call it selfish, but if you will, if you want, I don't care. I'll be selfish all fucking day.

Speaker: We all have the same goals and the same mindset. If we're all putting out, you know, if somebody is putting out a good, some good, good content or, or some interesting subject matter or whatever, and they're cool people, I want to get behind them. I want to, I want to help support them and, and grow them. But I would hope that. Get the same respect back for our show, what we're doing here. I say that I bless Kevin, Kevin.

Speaker: Tony and Jeff's balls all the time because I'm like, I got like a quarter of the effort that I put into the show out of you get order Try to motivate him without being a complete asshole, but But then I'll get me nowhere And

Speaker: It is Monday. I did say I was going to start implementing breaks on Monday since we are doing three hour shows, excuse me, on Mondays. So I'm going to take a real quick break and regroup, bring it back. Actually, you know what? I forgot that I have, I have other music that I can, excuse me.

Speaker: that I can upload. So we don't have to play the same old shit over and over again. I'll do that real quick. See, I can do this shit on the fly. Oh, part of the learning process. Learned how to use a computer, which I never know how to do before. Ah, man.

Speaker: I was about the most computer and literate motherfucker on the planet for the longest damn time. I was lucky if I could turn a fucking computer on, let alone do half the shit that I'm doing these days on one. But I will take a real quick break. Grab me a couple more brewskis and come back and I don't know what the fuck we're going to talk about. We'll figure it out, I guess. I'm just kind of what it fucking

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Speaker: When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you When if I hate more, hey I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be

Speaker: But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 miles Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles Just to fall down at your door When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you

Speaker: Almost every penny onto you When I come home Well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you When it's like you're home Well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's grown old with you But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles

Speaker: When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream I'm gonna dream about the time when I'm with you When I go out, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you

Speaker: When I come home, yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who come back home with you I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles

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Speaker: Hey there folks, so I just want to give a heads up that this is the last chance to

Speaker: and I'm just talking bullshit because I can't. Anywho, welcome back to the show, everybody. Hopefully you guys are enjoying a little solo Glick action. Oh, nonsensical nonsense tonight. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on all them social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok.

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Speaker: Give us a follow. Give us a listen. And, God damn it, if you be so kind to some bitches, give us a little share -a -roosky. Stop being greedy! Hey, boys! Look what I got here! Hey, where are the white women at? What's going on, Mr. Golf Dog?

Speaker: today's champion in the building, ladies and gentlemen, not, not, not the greatest champion of all time, but a champion. Nonetheless, suddenly Jesus is the building. What's going on? Jesus. What's going on guys? Welcome. Welcome. Hopefully you guys are having a good Monday. As I said at the beginning of the show, it is

Speaker: home back to work after vacation. And last night, Nicky was like, Nicky was like, we've had nine whole days together. I don't want you to go back to work. And I was like, well, you know, I'm sorry. I have to. I am not a loser. I was screwed. So far, so good. Nice.

Speaker: I was screwed over and just was like, fuck it. I'll do what I can. Not too bad. At least I, you know, wasn't the showing I was hoping for, but all things considered. But, um, the fuck was I talking about? Oh yeah. Yeah. As I told her, she's like, I don't want you to go back to work.

Speaker: suggest, unfortunately, we're not rich. We have not hit the power ball yet. We're the mega millions and the bills have to be paid. So I have to go to work, which reminds me. I don't know if you guys are lotto players or anything like that, but we got two big ones, man, the mega millions.

Speaker: Uh, which will be what drone is the mega millions tonight or is the power ball. I just want to tell you your kids school district is stupid. Why? Um, because often start school on a Friday. Yeah. No, that was the weekend. I wanted to go to paint with the kids. Okay. Well, she can miss her first day of school. I guess she's not going to miss her first day. But I'm pretty sure the kids start the same day. They all start on that Friday. I don't know. I'd have to look at the calendar school on a Friday.

Speaker: I don't know. I mean, who goes to school? We would go to school on like a Thursday and then have Monday off. We always started the Tuesday after Labor Day. Yeah, we always started like the middle of the week before. Agree. We'll figure it out. But sorry. Maybe we could get them that weekend before. Yeah, maybe we could do that. Go that way. Yeah, we could probably do that. Yeah.

Speaker: back or whatever because I mean they're going to be well is she going to want to well the kids are going to have to be back that week anyway yeah so all right yeah we'll figure it out when we get there sorry sorry real life distractions but as I was saying so I think Mega Millions what they they draw on what Tuesdays and Wednesdays or Tuesdays and Thursdays or some shit

Speaker: Let's see here. Tuesday and Friday for the mega millions, the mega millions is up to four hundred and eighty million dollars with a two hundred and forty point seven million dollar cash payout option or the 30 years, which I mean, you get the full amount over 30 years.

Speaker: You know what? Just give me the half. Just cut me a check for half of it. I'm gonna be good with 240 mil. And the Powerball is up to... What does the Powerball do? Monday, Wednesday, and Saturdays? Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday are the drawings for that. And the Powerball is up to $675 million.

Speaker: What's going on, Dylan? With a cash pay out of three forty point nine million dollars again. Oh, you're only going to get it. You can only win if you play motherfuckers. Now, I'm not I'm not up here. I'm not up here. No, no, no, I'm not yelling. I'm not up here promoting gambling or anything like that. But I'm just saying, I mean, you can't win unless you play.

Speaker: So, you know, as I, as I say, I risk $10 and I could turn $10 into either 240 million or 340 million. That's a hell of an investment that might be the greatest investment you may. Anybody has ever made in their entire life. Uh, Jeff is typically not here on Mondays, golf,

Speaker: And I did not find out until literally right when I was getting ready to start to show that Tony wasn't going to be here. He had his BFW meeting or something. I don't I don't I can't I know. I know he told me it's the same. It's the same time every month, but I don't remember. I can't remember. It would be nice to be reminded earlier in the day so I can kind of prepare. But being that I am as great as I am,

Speaker: and I'm as awesome as I am, I don't need time to prepare. You can try to throw a monkey wrench into my plan and try to catch me off guard, but it's not gonna happen, Sunshine. That's why I'm the greatest of all time. That's why I'm the greatest podcast host that's ever lived. Especially your show. Because it's my show and I do everything.

Speaker: I keep trying to tell you goofy ass motherfuckers. Nobody wants to listen to the words of the click. I'm like a prophet. I am the champ. I am the podcast champ of the world. Nobody can take this belt off of my shoulder. Nobody. Not even Joe Rogan. Okay sunshine.

Speaker: pry it from my cold, dead fingers. But I digress. As I was saying, that's a lot of fucking money to be made, man, off the lottery. A lot of money.

Speaker: But. OK, so. I'm just saying. They sure should run the show without me on their own. Or without each other like to see either one of them tried to three hour show solo, not going to happen. Can't be done. I can barely do it, let's be honest. I just wind up talking a bunch of bullshit.

Speaker: And then opening the floor to you clowns. But no, that's that is that is a lot. You know that lottery man. Somebody's going to hit that shit. And we have this conversation like everybody has the conversation. Yeah, what would you do if you hit the lottery? What would you buy? What would you do? And my answer is never changed. I want to buy a

Speaker: bunch of land what like five six hundred acres somewhere out in the middle of nowhere and now we have to have a farm apparently so but uh like i want a nice sized house nothing to you know i don't like i don't need a fucking

Speaker: 10 ,000 square foot mansion or anything like that. I don't need liquid for courage, but I got it, but I don't need it. I feel nice. Will that be nice if you do? I hope you do man. Um, and then, you know, I want some toys for the land, you know, like four wheelers and razors and shit like that. Obviously I have my truck and I'm going to build me a, um,

Speaker: Big ass, fucking ridiculous state of the art studio and hire a goddamn producer. But I was telling Nikki, I said, if we hit it and we and we and we buy all this land, I'm going to give each one of the kids like 20 acres, 15 acres, something like that. They'll be like, here, tell me what you want and we'll build the house. And this is your part of the property.

Speaker: This is your part of the property. This is your, it just like build like a, like a commune or whatever the fuck you want to call it. And then I said, we can do the same thing for your parents. Give them a couple of wakers with the house that'll meet all their needs, everything they need. And then we're all there. We're all right there. And then obviously, you know, I'd have to try to decide, you know, obviously I'm not going to like go broke, but there's certain people that I'm going to make sure it's taken care of.

Speaker: but and I'm gonna open my and I'm gonna open my my uh my spot my venue or whatever you want to call it my little road house if you will and I'll just sit on the rest of it I'll just sit on the rest of it like a fucking chicken laying it

Speaker: The fuck are we going to do with you? Nothing. You're right. You can't do nothing. You can't be stopped. You're right. I'm the greatest thing since sliced fucking bread. They broke the mold when they made me. They broke it on purpose. The fuck's going on? Mainly out of fear of creating another one. But they also realized that they created perfection. Oh, God.

Speaker: The hell's going on up in here? Golf walk, how you doing? Doing how you doing? Shooting the shit. Mandy, how you doing? Doing what I do best, talk. I was talking about the lottery. Both Mega Millions and the jackpot is up there. Like I said, every time it gets super high like this, everybody always has the same conversations with their friends and shit.

Speaker: and you know, mine's never changed. I've got the same plan. I'm not changing my plans and I talk about them. You know, I, I, I, you know, I, I play it on donating quite a bit to charity. Not all of it, but like maybe like, like a quarter of it ish ish.

Speaker: Maybe more, give or take. But I do plan on doing some charitable work and stuff like that. Maybe even start my own charity or something like that. Hell, I don't know. Right. But I want to focus on the kids. Got to take care of the kids. Go fuck how you living, man. I see you over there. Tony D, AKA Tony D, AKA Tony 3000, AKA Tony 36, Tony 3D.

Speaker: Gotta take care of the kids and the old folks. Gave yourself in the process. I'll be taken care of with 340 mil, trust me. Before taxes, yeah. What about after taxes? That's the cash option after taxes. 340 million? The Powerball is at 375 million. Uh -huh.

Speaker: The cash option after taxes is 340 .9 million. Shit. Mega million is at 480 million. The cash option after taxes is 240 .7 million. I hear you. Jeez, what's good, man? I see you over there, bro. What's going on? The grown woman's art, Kelly. Damn. You just pissing on bitches, Tony? Damn, I don't piss on women. I'll be trying to see them after the first go round.

Speaker: That's not Tony Dickel down style. I'm peeing on my mousties. Like I said, 240 million or 340 million. I think I'm going to live just fine for the rest of my life. I mean, even my greed has a limit and that's a lot of damn money. I'm just saying, you know, like I said, 500 acres give each one of the kids 1520 acres.

Speaker: But build a house for them on the property somewhere, wherever they want it to be at. Build a house for Nikki's parents to meet their needs on a couple acres. Everybody right there, everybody taken care of. Have my studio and my producer because I don't know how to work any added equipment. So I'll hire somebody who does. Right, right, right.

Speaker: I mean, I got to look at investing more than I do spending. I need to. I mean, the smartest thing to do. Well, you know, I already know I probably have at least a million, a million and a half at most wrapped up in my business that I want to start.

Speaker: from the from the get -go and hire the right people and have the right people in place to Make sure I'm not fucking up, right? I'll end up on bar rescue. Oh my god Go get me his bar. I got it No, no, it'll be my place She'd run the bartending aspect

Speaker: with the old ass turkey out. I pray the people have the people in place that I can trust to take care or run the business and I'll just be there. Right. I'll just be there. Shaking hands, kissing babies. Looking like Rocky with the Indians. Kissing hands, shaking babies. I've been doing good.

Speaker: Getting my butt in the work. Building up my lead is back. Getting some overtime there, so. Hey, there's going to hate. No, I just got to get my money back up. Well, I know after vacation, I got to start saving for X.

Speaker: I don't know who said that. I'm trying to think. Terrence Howard.

Speaker: I already knew you didn't know. I just want to hear what the hell you're going to say. All right, I watched all of us. Let me go ahead and get my movie critique out here. Huh? Did he? I don't know. Oh, they killed it. I was going to assume that it was a Putin quote, considering

Speaker: The only person in the entire world who loves that movie is that man right there. No, he ain't the only person. I'm the only people that love that movie. I haven't even watched it. I have not watched it on purpose. I have not watched it on purpose. I could not do this. Terrible. I cannot do this either. No. No, between who you're telling and what's the level with me on films, I cannot watch them shits. The ladies, man.

Speaker: Yeah, I could not, no. I don't think, uh -uh. I had homeboys, it was crying, laughing at that movie. I said, nah, y 'all can have this shit. That movie was kinda dumb. That was not a, that was not a, a good Saturday Night Live skit to movie. Oh yeah, really, it was money. But, see, Saturday night. I watched that Transformers movie, a new one. I'ma be honest.

Speaker: Rise of the Beast. Whatever. Great story. Good work. Wasn't anything wrong with it. But that was Bumblebee 2. That was phase two of Transformers. And it's strictly for children. I'm going to just be simple with it. I didn't watch Joe Dirt. I didn't watch. I didn't laugh. Yeah, I did laugh my ass off of Joe Dirt. But that was a dumb fucking movie too.

Speaker: Joe Dirt was a dumb ass movie. But I laughed at it. But it's like Rob Schneider movies are terrible too. Still laugh at them. Go ahead and tell you something. And I'm a Transformers junkie. I mean, I'm dead serious about Transformers. That shit was not all that. All them reviews and how good it was and all that. I'm like. I mean, I'm glad everybody enjoyed it. Don't get me wrong.

Speaker: But I'm not sitting here jumping out of my skin for that movie. I was like, okay. Now, the end of the movie? Oh boy. Oh boy. The entirety of the movie was trash, but the end was awesome. It wasn't trash at all.

Speaker: I'm going to give it a little bit of a mediocre. Exactly, Golf Hawk, exactly. I'm not going to put that up yet. I don't want to spoil it for anybody who has not seen it yet, but exactly. Exactly. That part I was like, and it made sense because Hasbro Productions. Matter of fact, we had a conversation about that not too long ago. I do believe, if you want to do remix,

Speaker: who made what and mixing some of that shit together. Big ups to them for that idea. I will give them a clap for that. I like that. How they gonna do it does have my interest. I will admit that. Nice. I will admit that. I saw G said something over there. He ain't saying nothing else, so. Yeah, I haven't seen it yet. Obviously, it sounds like there's gonna be a crossover with GI Joe in Transformers, so. I mean, the man said it right there. I haven't seen the movie. I didn't put it on the screen.

Speaker: Your audio people didn't know that yet. I said, I'm assuming. Wow. Toby did great. Well, Golf, I'm going to be honest with you. As somebody who used to watch the cartoon, I do have certain standards and expectations. That's why I said they didn't do anything wrong at all. Same with the movie. Now, I say it's phase two, because what they're doing, in my opinion, they're facing out the way they used to do the Transformers movie.

Speaker: They're on the new way now. If you watch Bumblebee, this is pretty much like a sequel to that. In my opinion, yes. They went along the same lines as they did with the Bumblebee movie. I'm good with that. It just wasn't what I expected. But if it's wrong with it, we can sit back and be mad about movies when they don't do what they want us to do. Or if they don't do what we want them to do, then we'll have a problem with it. I didn't have a problem with the movie. I just wasn't... You know what I'm saying?

Speaker: Yeah, but you're, you're, you're, you're a big, you're a big star war or star, uh, transformers guy. Like you're, you're going to be, you know, that's like me, um, with like the comic book movies, you know, I grew up reading the comics and stuff like that. So you're going to be a little bit extra critical. Yes. You're not going to be like, what the, you're not going to listen to what the critics and everybody says you want to see it for yourself. And there's.

Speaker: You know, I'm going to be critical of how to do it the same way the comic book has a critical Deadpool. Yeah. Well, you know, like DC has taken an absolute ass whooping from critics and stuff like that. But I've, I've, I've really enjoyed what DC has done. There's been a couple of things and it's like, really like, come on. The past we moved by this year. Marvel, Marvel did it. Marvel. I mean, Marvel just hit the nail on the

Speaker: Yes. DC's last three movies were excellent. Their last three movies were excellent. And I am including Shazam 2. That was good. We haven't seen Shazam 2 yet. We just watched Black Adam finally. We just don't have time to sit down and watch those movies. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. Yes, the fuck you do. Yes, the fuck you do. Yes, the fuck you do. I watch them. Cash and I watch them together. And when they're here, we're always doing stuff. Sit your ass down one time. Watch a movie, buddy.

Speaker: Why? When I can get out of the house and go to the beach for the day or. Take an hour instead of running over on a show and watch a movie. How am I going to watch a three hour movie in an hour? The math ain't math in Tony D. You got three hours a week you go over. Take two of them hours and watch a damn movie. I'm going to have to take three days to watch a movie. Yeah, but we're usually doing stuff. Okay. Go hard. We were on vacation.

Speaker: I'm going to be honest with you. As an old school Transformers junkie, what I would have liked to have seen is them bringing the G1 characters back and them doing this post suit. As an example, Wheeljack wasn't who he was in this movie like he was in the cartoon. And now there was Mirage. You want to see Reflector come back.

Speaker: I want to see Sun Street to come on the screen. I'm tired of this shit. That motherfucker get no respect. I don't want to come back now. I do need blaster and sound wave and the cassettes to go off. I do need that shit. Like they did in the movie. That shit had us hyped.

Speaker: I just told a bunch of 20 -year -olds about the Transformers movie. They were like, you talking about the first one? I said, no, no, go back to the 86 cartoon. I heard about that. I said, let me tell you a little motherfucker something. I said, is that like this on purpose? Let me tell you a little motherfucker something. You want to know what's wrong with us? Watch that motherfucker and then watch these. Matter of fact, watch the cartoon, then watch that movie. Because a bunch of y 'all sitting around smoking and ain't doing shit. No way. You won't go to fucking working. You don't drive. Get the fuck off the video game and watch a goddamn movie. Still no computer screen.

Speaker: something with your life like watch Transformers I said now we'll give you that if you could follow those lines and follow that pattern you'll see where we're coming from the same way everybody wants to catch it with their patterns I get it this is my recommendation watch that shit but they don't do the G1 characters justice in my opinion the first Bumblebee movie will be a cliff jumper right even though they killed him and it pissed me off the first Bumblebee movie came out four years ago I ain't spoiled shit

Speaker: I ain't spoiled shit. Fuck that. I liked that Bumblebee movie. I thought it was pretty good. It was okay, but it was childish compared to the previous ones. It was childish. You have to remember, Transformers was always for the kids. They're trying to get that aspect for the nostalgia for us older cats, for us older kids, but they're also trying to draw in that new generation of kids too. That's exactly what they're doing. I agree with that.

Speaker: like these comic book movies where if you grew up reading comics you know comics have always been kind of um like their their their prime age group or whatever teenagers target area was teenagers or young adults even though kids read them and kids enjoyed them so they were able to make the movies a little bit more adult

Speaker: and still be kid friendly at the same time. Yes. Did start watching the new Secret Invasion on Disney. I watched the first episode. I gotta watch the second one. I'm not mad at it. Cash and I watched it Friday when we got back from camping. I mean, they're following the storyline very well. We could be clear about that. Oh, yeah. It's looking to me like it's post Captain Marvel. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker: So now, I mean, granted, I'm on Disney. Shitter get off the pot. You promised us Marvel zombies. I want the Marvel zombies, you sons of bitches. You can have it. Sun Street, I never saw Sun Street go betray nothing. Matter of fact, the last time we saw Sun Street, it was an 86 movie. Over the net. Oh, he already walked off.

Speaker: Secret invasion is okay. Decent pilot. I gotta watch the second one. I know a bunch of you know I'm a Trekkie. I'm going through season one of Star Trek New Worlds. This is good. This is good. I heard a lot of good things about it. I'm seeing it. I just watched the episode with a little kid that was like super smart. The episode's a little traumatic for me. It really is. That episode was a little traumatic for me.

Speaker: but I love what they're doing. Shout out to Captain Pike. That was a smooth motherfucker. Star Trek Strange New Worlds. Yeah, I said it. If you ever watched the original Star Trek, remember Captain Pike? He was the captain before Kirkwood. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you.

Speaker: Oh, your day is coming, you have no idea. Your day is coming. Excuse me? Excuse me? In the new movies, the captain before... Wait, no, wait. Captain before who? Her? Yes. Is that who they showed in the movies? You know, Into the Darkness? In the movie, they changed up the dimensions.

Speaker: But yes, that Captain Pike on Strange New Worlds, this motherfucker is something serious. I got to give him his props. I got to give him his props. Great new characters in there. A couple of people you're going to see a little tie to the future because this is pretty much before Kurt came on. I think he did a damn good job. That's what Ted was telling me. He said it was good, so I'm going to get caught up to it. So once I finish this shit, I don't know, man. I don't know anything.

Speaker: about Star Trek. I mean, I know who obviously the original, you know, Kirk and and Spock and whatnot, Scotty and McCoy and all those guys. Obviously, you know them just for because they're the main characters and even next generation, you know, and that's what pops always watch was next generation. I'm sure he watched the original when he was younger. Yeah, obviously I know Picard and number two and.

Speaker: Who the fucker said number two? What's his name? Reichert or something like that? Number one, your asshole. Whatever. Number two, you son of a bitch. What else? You, motherfucker. You. Because I know you ain't talking about nothing. You and I got to have a talk. Why me? You. I just saw an article where they are debating whether or not Cam Newton is Hall of Fame worthy or not.

Speaker: Get up there, Golf Hawk. You got to get in on this shit. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Cam Newton? Hall of Fame worthy? I would say eventually not first round ballot. I got to see you, Golf Hawk. I'm going to check. I'm going to show you something if you don't mind. But I definitely, I mean, you can't deny how good Cam was. Apparently, there's a debate on that.

Speaker: But I don't think he's a first round ballot. I think he is even eligible yet. Is he? I don't think he's eligible yet, but this post popped up on my news feed. We caught my curiosity. What is the Hall of Fame eligibility of football? Five years, I think. NFL Hall of Fame eligibility. I want to show you some stats. Golf Hawk, I know you're in here. I'm going to leave you looking screen.

Speaker: NFL Hall of Fame eligibility. Look at this list. The only restriction is that a player and coach most have played or coached. Hold on one second Tony. So it says the only restriction is that a player and coach must have last played or coached at least five seasons

Speaker: before he can be considered. For example, a candidate for the 2024 class must have concluded their career no later than 2018 season. There's no mandatory. Okay, so you're right on that. It is a five year. You have to be - And I was assuming so good. I was assuming so good. Yeah, yeah. These are CAM stats. Oh yeah, no, CAM has stats for days. You got to, for our audio listeners. So Tony asked the question, should CAM Newton

Speaker: former quarterback of the Carolina Panthers and he was in New England for a hot minute. Should he or should he not be eligible or should he or should he not be in the Hall of Fame? I guess there's a debate. So former Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton deserves to be in the Hall of Fame. Here's a list of his accolades. This is awful. MLF football hang on and I want to tell them this is if we audio ML football on Twitter capital M capital L capital F.

Speaker: and the F begins the football with the blue check mark. Let me, let me, and before you start, Glick, I want to say this. Cam's very first NFL football game. Y 'all do know that son of a bitch booked five records this first game. Five. A couple with team and a couple with NFL. Say what? Was it five NFL records or five franchise records?

Speaker: a couple of franchise and a couple of NFL. Seriously, not just franchise. He did franchise in NFL. He broke records first game. Very first game. I'm literally game number one. He broke five records. Now, as we go through this list, and I'm gonna say this on purpose, they always use Super Bowls to a lot of people's credentials. Yeah, I don't think you should, and I'm gonna put this out there. You know, obviously, you know,

Speaker: As far as Super Bowl championships and quarterback standards, Tom Brady kind of set the bar. You know, for a long time, Tom Brady is the ultimate standard right now. Yes. As far as football, by football numbers, by Super Bowl appearances, by Super Bowl victories, by legacy with a team. We're talking endurance, not talking endurance.

Speaker: Tom Brady is these, I gotta get, and you know, I didn't like when he was in New England, I ain't gonna lie. He's the standard. He's got more Super Bowls himself than most franchises. But go ahead, I'm sorry. I mean, he has seven rings. Pittsburgh as a franchise has the most championships with six. That man has seven by himself. Well, not by himself, but as an individual, he has seven rings. By himself, like you said, you're correct. Ben Roethlisberger won two with Pittsburgh.

Speaker: I think he won two or three. Terry Bradshaw, the original TB, he won two or three with... Charles Haley has five. As a quarterback? No, as a defensive player. Yeah. Well, I mean, there's a lot of guys, you know, that have, you know, you get these guys that have

Speaker: Have you looked at the guys that defensively on the line or offensively on the line that were in New England with Tom Brady? Yes. Yes. Now, mind you, a lot of Cleveland State the whole time. Chad Hitting has two in Kansas City, and he's a backup quarterback. Yes. Robert Corwin has seven rings in the NBA, and he came off the bench.

Speaker: But under the Cam Newton thing, just a list of his accolades here, Tony's got it up on the screen. But for those of you listening to the replay, he was a 2015 MVP. He has a Super Bowl appearance. I wouldn't recommend watching that Super Bowl appearance if you want to face any, because he looked bad. But that Denver defense that year, they tore his ass up on again. That Denver defense was whooping every quarterback's ass all season long.

Speaker: And they made Cam Newton look like a, like a sixth round quarterback who got thrown into a game because his starting quarterback got hurt and had no idea what he was doing out there. Super Bowl parents. He's a three -time pro bowler. He's a one -time first team, all pro 2015 offensive player of the year, 2011 rookie of the year. Um, PFWA, uh, what is that pro football?

Speaker: I have no fucking idea golf. I was PFW a pro football, something association or whatever, but he's all rookie team. Uh, Burt Bell award winner in 2015, most rushing touchdowns by a quarterback in the history of the NFL was 75 most rushing touchdowns by a quarterback in a season with 14. Uh, he's got 194 passing touchdowns, 33 or 32 ,382 passing yards.

Speaker: Five thousand six hundred twenty eight career rushing yards. Supercam helped Carolina obtain franchise best 15 in one record and route. Yes.

Speaker: 50 which just said they got completely embarrassed by the Denver defense because he was the sheriff Peyton Manning aka the sheriff that was his last game as a quarterback in the NFL and he looked fucking disgusting in that game he was dog shit

Speaker: Cam Newton is one of four African -American quarterbacks to win the NFL MVP and was the first to solely receive it. Yes. Best NFL player, SB in 2016. PFW all NFL team 2015, PFW A, all NFC, all iron award. Oh, offensive rookie of the year. Of the month, of the month, of the month.

Speaker: Oh yeah, I'm sorry, of the month, three -time Pepsi rookie of the week, 10 -time NFC offensive player of the week, most combined touchdowns for a rookie in NFL history with 35, most combined yards in the NFL for a rookie with 4 ,784, first rookie to pass for at least 4 ,000 yards, and the only rookie to pass for more than 4 ,000 yards in a rush for more than 700 yards in a single season. Which is sick.

Speaker: First rookie in NFL history to pass for more than 400 yards in back -to -back games. Most passing yards by a quarterback in his first two games. First two games, exactly. 854. Most games in NFL history with a passing touchdown and a rushing touchdown, 32. Yes. Most Player of the Week awards in a single season, five. Tied with Tom Brady. Golf Hall, I see you over there. If Andrew Lucas, Hall of Fame, Cambers, Hall of Fame, I have to agree.

Speaker: I have to agree. He still take Dan Marino as his number one quarterback. A lot of people will say that. Defensive in Charles Hilly, absolutely defensive in. He got three with San Francisco and two with Dallas, I believe it is. Peyton Manning has been worse than that Super Bowl. Peyton Manning was already hurt and they knew it. The one thing I will say about Denver is the defense will carry the offense. We've seen that with Peyton Manning and we've seen that with Tim Tebow. Please continue. 100%.

Speaker: First player in NFL history in most games with at least 250 passing yards, 100 rushing yards, one passing touchdown and one rushing touchdown in a single game. That is sick.

Speaker: Most games in a single season with at least one passing touchdown and one rushing touchdown, eight. Only player in NFL history with at least 30 passing touchdowns and 10 rushing touchdowns in the same season that was in 2015. Mind you all, ladies and gentlemen, we're not even always through the list. You guys can go ahead and look at the rest of the list. Yeah, you have to read all that though. I just want to throw a lot of this out there.

Speaker: Like I said, Andrew Luck is not a Hall of Fame quarterback in any way, shape, or form. I don't care who the fuck his daddy is or what he did in college. He is not an NFL Hall of Fame worthy quarterback in my opinion. Fuck you, Andrew Luck, you pussy.

Speaker: He's not pussy. You couldn't do it what he went through. You couldn't do it what he went through. He was getting lit the fuck up in Indianapolis. He was.

Speaker: Um, that's a good question. I can't answer that question. Thank you. Thank you. Our man behind the scenes. Football writers. Yeah, because the golf, the Bill Kings finish football original champion. All right. Let me finish the rest for this dude, but that's a lie. I don't there should be no debate as to whether Cam deserves to be in the Hall of Fame. No, there is a debate. There is a debate. I would necessarily say he's a first round first, you know, ballot entry. Right. He definitely deserves a spot in the Hall of Fame.

Speaker: There's no question to it. And we're going by the numbers. We're going by the stats. I'm quite sure some of these stats can be questioned by other players who is better in what category, who is better in whatever this. And like I said, they always use Super Bowls. The only person I think has been in the Hall of Fame that didn't have a Super Bowl, well, I ain't gonna say the only person, but one person who was on a team that didn't do good that was in the Super Bowl, that made Hall of Fame, I believe, was Steve Largent because he was one of the longest tenure tight ends.

Speaker: in the NFL for why? Unfortunately, when it comes to sports, though, you know, you know, Dan Marino, he's kind of the exception. But your your your value is weighed on championships. I mean, you say it all the time when we start arguing about the big 10 in the SEC or about Michigan and Alabama. Well, I fuck with you about it because I just wear the SEC bias. Alabama's got what, 12 national titles? No.

Speaker: Way more. I don't know how many they have. Alabama's got to have about 20 by now. University of Alabama National Championships. Total of 33. They've got 18 claimed national titles.

Speaker: 18 national championships of football. 33 conference. Well, either way. But. And that's kind of the unfortunate downside with sports. When you're talking Hall of Fame stats. I agree. Yeah, absolutely. I agree. Golf or you nailed it. And I dare say the same with the Bucks when they won their first Super Bowl.

Speaker: There's no denying that nobody on that team from Tampa Bay will will say anything different. I mean, the office played the office played well, but they did the theory that I think. Yeah, the office the office did their job. They played that. Oh, don't sit on that off. You twisted right. Surprisingly, Brad Johnson was a monster. And you know, and you can't you cannot in the Hall of Fame debate.

Speaker: What's his name? John Lynch, for Tampa Bay. There's been talk for years. Why that man's not in the Hall of Fame, I don't know. John Lynch is as a safety, right? I wasn't John. No, not John Lynch. John Lynch was on the Broncos. You're talking about, um, fuck. All stop. Mike Allstop. He was the fullback tailback, I believe.

Speaker: He was a fullback, but they used him like a halfback. Yeah, because he got the end zone. They gave him a touchdown again. Yeah, they didn't let him get as many touchdowns as you should have. But unfortunately, that's kind of the standard is championships and it shouldn't be. It should be based off of first and foremost, your stats.

Speaker: And Cam has all the stats in the world. That's why I said there's no rhyme or reason why that man should never, should not. Except for a Super Bowl victory, I will say that. Except for, they're gonna use Super Bowl for some reason or another. Like I said, he may not be first ballot, but his ass is gonna be in there. Oh yeah, he's gonna get in there. I don't think he's a first ballot type guy, but he's definitely gonna be in there. He's definitely gonna get there eventually. And he deserves it. I mean, there's no ifs, ands, or buts about it.

Speaker: when Cam was in his prime and doing what Cam does, he was awesome. But unfortunately, that age caught up with him quick. I think a lot of his attitude, if you want to, Cam was a little fucking cocky. Yeah, his attitude came back and bit him in the ass. But he was basically a glorified running back.

Speaker: I don't think there's a glorified running back. I mean, I'll give you talented tight end. I'll put him in the same category as Taysom Hill. He could be quarterback or tight end. But Cam did a lot. I mean, obviously, the stats and numbers don't lie. He rushed a lot. And I think that took its toll on his body as a quarterback. So that caught up with him. But of course, his attitude got up with him faster than that.

Speaker: I want to say attitude because he did seem a little arrogant. He did seem a little overconfident. But when you're going to be the team leader and you're going to be the face, you've got to show that positivity. I .E. Dion Sanders. Yeah. And I say Dion Sanders because Dion Sanders was a fucking face of franchise. San Francisco 49ers. He wasn't even the best player on that team, but he was a beast at his position. Yeah. But I mean, we all know how cocky Dion Sanders was. And in my opinion, I don't think he ever

Speaker: across the line, even with Ocho Cinco, Chad Johnson. Chad crossed a couple of lines running his mouth. That's it. Not on the field. Not on the field. He just ran his mouth right. But on the field.

Speaker: much like Cam on the field, he put in the work. Yes, he did. All that, and Deion Sanders did the same thing. Yes, he did. All that trash talk, he backed up on the field. Steve Smith was the same way. That motherfucker was back that shit up. That man taught more shit. That man is still talking shit about guys that he played against. He said, but they won't meet me in the parking lot now, will they? He'll rumble with their asses. Steve Smith will throw hands.

Speaker: I'll never forget when that motherfucker joined special teams and did a punk return, ran it back with a touchdown, looked back at the bridge like, what we doing? I'll never forget that shit. He was like, come on, y 'all, what we doing? I was like, yeah, that's my dude right there. That's my dude. But, you know, there's an, when you, when you are a kind of a player where you, not only are you the face of a franchise like Cam was,

Speaker: but he's a team leader. You have to know when to dial it back. Really go for you think so? I can't question it. I can't question it. I can agree with that. Trent Delfer was. Never. Never, in my opinion. A good quarterback.

Speaker: a starting quarterback. He should have always been a back. Golf is right on the money. All Trent had to do is give the ball to Jamal Lewis. Short passes and not throw an interception.

Speaker: Hell, that's how the Rams won the Super Bowl, short pass the Cooper Cup. To a certain degree, but you know, you might throw a five -yard pass to Cooper Cup, and then that man turns it into an 85 -yard touchdown. That's my point. He was running the short pass. That was really, he was involved, man. Yeah, that was after he got that deal, he got that clothing deal. And he had some decent, he had a couple of decent shirts. I bought a couple of little shirts back then. They were straight. He started going off. Yeah, I understand that. Once he started making that extra money, he stopped caring about football. That's what I think happened.

Speaker: Well, yeah, and I think that's when he really started to see the decline. With the investment, based on what he did on the field, because he was all right on the field. He saved that franchise. I will say that. Well, I mean. He saved the Panthers. Yes, he did. You know, they're still a relatively young franchise. They are, but they were on a decline before he got there. Huge decline. They could barely break 500.

Speaker: Well, I mean, that whole division is fortunately for them, that division is trash. New Orleans was hyped. The bucks weren't shit for a while. You're right. Yeah. I mean, you got a, you got a conference or division or whatever you want to call it that 90 % of the time all four teams are barely breaking 400. Yeah. New Orleans has had some good. Atlanta was doing good before camp got there.

Speaker: But now, I mean, you know, you got teams that are, that are down there, that are winning the conference with a, with a, well, now I guess it'd be nine and eight, you know, a nine and eight record or an eight and nine record or, you know, whatever nine is.

Speaker: I'm sorry, in my opinion, that doesn't scream or it doesn't say, this is a good team when you are - The team was good, the team. The Dallas Cowboys, the Washington Redskins and them guys, they were all garbage teams, but who was gonna come out the best piece of shit? That's like what your division was, not even being asked, seriously.

Speaker: The AFC, I would never say that the, I would never say that the AFC North has been a complete trash division. Cleveland has been trash. Since then it was. Denver or Baltimore and Pittsburgh have always been top tier teams in my opinion. Always no. For the majority of the time, yes, but always no. I mean, Denver or Baltimore came in as an expansion team and fucking won the Super Bowl.

Speaker: Yeah, there's a pattern with that. No respect to them, but there's a pattern with that shit. That's just because everybody started getting old because, man, this is one of the things that I can't hate on Pittsburgh for. Those motherfuckers are loyal, man. They keep guys. That is the respect of the Steelers as a franchise. I agree. I'm not even a Steelers fan, but that's the respect they have from everybody. They loyal as fuck. Yeah, Cooper Cup is a motherfucking monster.

Speaker: He saved that squad in that Super Bowl because they couldn't get the ball down the field and they couldn't run the ball. They would do that little short path to Cooper Cup and he'd get 10, 20 yards a carry. They can't run the ball period because they're running backs are ass. No, that ain't why. That's called the damn Cincinnati Bengals defense was on a fucking ass in that Super Bowl. The Rams running back. Not all that impressive. They get way more love than they deserve.

Speaker: I mean, them motherfuckers spend more time on the goddamn injured reserve list than anything else. Yeah, but they made it to the Super Bowl. That's the whole point. They made it. I wouldn't say the running backs was a factor in them getting into the Super Bowl. I don't know what it was. I don't know if they fucking made it. Defense. You're running back one and two are Cam Acres and Sony Michelle. And? Again, not impressive.

Speaker: Once again, the middle team voted. Last season, Cam Akers had 786 rushing yards. He was averaging 52 yards a game and he had seven touchdowns for the season. Do so much a boy, please. Sony Michelle had 106 rushing yards and he averaged 10 yards a game. Do so much a boy, please.

Speaker: Man, Gohark, I can't even, I can't even, I've been telling Tony since last season, the Dolphins are doing some shit. I agree they're doing some shit, but they are not gonna win it all this season. No. Hell no. As hell. Hell no. Our suspect as hell. I'm telling you, Tony D. They will not, I'll put it to this way. If the Dolphins make it to the Super Bowl, so will the Eagles and they will not beat the Eagles. Market, book it.

Speaker: If the Dolphins make it, the Eagles should make it and they will not get past the Eagles and Super Bowl. Well, the Dolphins and Eagles can't play each other because they're both in the NFC, but I mean, that's - No, they're not. No, they're not. No, they're not. Wait, hold on a second. I stand corrected. I'm sorry. The Dolphins are NFC.

Speaker: The last couple seasons I've been telling I've been telling you Tony the dolphins nothing on them. Yes, they all know some shit You better find me a backup for tour before you tell me You've got to find me a back up a tool for you tell me some shit like that. I ain't gonna lie. I Mean, I'm just saying me too and and and you know, they

Speaker: They just grabbed Raheem Mozart or Mozart. They got a squad. Yes, they do. We talked about this. They got a squad. They still got Miles Gaskin there. They got a squad. The Dolphins have a squad. Yeah. But the Dolphins are notorious for having a squad and not getting far enough with this one. Yeah. So I mean, let the Dolphins do what the Dolphins are doing. And don't act surprised.

Speaker: when they pop off and smack Buffalo in the fucking cocksucker. They got to show me that. Fuck that. Buffalo is the team in the AFC East. Fuck what you heard. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm Bill Belichick, your goofy bastard.

Speaker: And what I said about the Jets, for those who do not remember, but those who may not recall, I was standing on the Jets going once they picked up Aaron Rodgers until I saw that schedule. Jesus Christ. You guys come out the gate.

Speaker: First four of the Buffalo - Mad dog Russo is so right. He is so right. He is so right. He's just going to be in trouble. He is so correct. If you will have not seen that jet schedule, oh my God. You guys come out the gate, man. Buffalo, Dallas, New England, Kansas, Denver, whatever. And Philly. And then you get a bye week to lick your wounds. And then you come back. And after your bye week, I mean, I wouldn't -

Speaker: I know what I told you. I know what I told you about it. You was like, is it that? Oh, shit. I mean, you get you get kind of a break after your bi -week. You get that. New York Jets are my original NFL team. It's my original NFL team. Seriously, New York Jets. And they're looking good with their team this year, but their schedule is fucking brutal. Yeah. The only thing the only thing that I'm worried about for your Jets match.

Speaker: I'm worried about the whole goddamn, I'm worried about them making 500 with this kid. I'm worried about them making 500, I said it. No, I marked this shit two hours, go up two hours, a minute 30. Mark that shit off of this episode. I'm worried about them making 500. I mean, he's just, you're putting your chips on a bunch of old cats though. That's the thing, man. Oh, on the Jets? Yeah. That team is barely five years old as a unit.

Speaker: Dude, you just got Aaron Rodgers. Uh -huh. And I'm not shitting on Aaron Rodgers. No, no, no, no. I got you with the new players. But the rest of the team, mind you, I think the last season was season before. It was at the last season or the season before. There might have been five players who was there before 2017. That team is all brand new. Yeah, I'm talking about your quote, unquote starters that you just got. I don't know if you got Aaron Rodgers, Eric Wilson's young.

Speaker: Alan Lazard, Randall Cobb. I mean, Gary Wilson, Alan Lazard, Randall Cobb, and Corey Davis are your four wide receivers. Golf Hawk, I will give you the Steelers are a sleeper for the playoffs. Based on last season, yes, they're a sleeper. And then your tight ends are Tyler Conklin, not shitting on Tyler Conklin, and CJ Uzama.

Speaker: I got to see how that tight ends against a thousand yards. I don't understand. Who? Jets tight ends. They've had a thousand yard tight ends over the past couple of years. I'm like, when? Well, CJ had 232 yards last season. It might have been a couple of previous season. The Buffalo ones are cheap. Only because Buffalo, I think Buffalo has been exposed. I did see that last year. I think they've been exposed.

Speaker: But they are still a Super Bowl threat. And they're going to play off threat. They are a Super Bowl threat. I think Buffalo and Kansas and even Cincinnati are a little bit overhyped going into this season. Because like you just said about Buffalo, everybody knows you rattle. You rattle Patrick Mahomes' cage a little bit. He shook. He's fucked. He shook. No, that's not true. No. It is true. It's 100%. No.

Speaker: And you've watched dog shit teams that have no business being in a game, the city being in a game and almost beating Kansas city because they rattled Patrick Mahomes. If Patrick Mahomes gets rattled, that means Kelsey kicks in and you don't want that smoke. He can only kick in if Patrick Mahomes can get in the ball, but he gets in the ball. Patrick Mahomes has been hobbling in the postseason for the past two seasons. He's doing too much. But he's making it.

Speaker: But he's made it. Yes, he has a high powered wide receiver threat. But fucking Joe Burrow still sack more times than any quarterback in the league. Yeah, they've been exposed since next done. I hate to say they've done. Yeah, they don't. I want the I want them for the I want their players during the regular season. But I think they might be done for the postseason. So I mean, I think

Speaker: And they were, you know, as a Browns fan, I hate saying this. Um, you can't ever count the Steelers out even right now when they're rebuilding and they're going through the shit that they're going through. They're motherfuckers. You can't, I mean, you can't count them out. Go for, is a playoff threat. Go for, we actually lifted the schedule. I ran through who's going to win and who's going to lose.

Speaker: The Jets may not beat both of them teams. Cleveland Browns are going to beat the Jets by 75 points this year. You are. 75 drink lie. Twice. Can we get to play with all of them? Dallas can beat the Jets, but Dallas be so up and down with this shit. The Patriots, the Patriots I have a concern about because they, they, they, they, they, they don't carry the previous consistency, but they still tough.

Speaker: And I've even seen a couple of problems here and there, and I've seen the look on Belichick's face with everything, but I can't say that Jessica's gonna beat them out right now, the front. I can't say that right now. The Jets gotta prove that they're gonna be something. That's why I said I'm worried about them making 500 on that schedule. Good God, have mercy. That is a sixth schedule. I just got out, I don't know.

Speaker: You want to talk about a real threat in the AFC North? We've been saying that for five seasons. Y 'all ain't shit. You could say that shit for 40 goddamn years. What are you talking about? The best five seasons have been the strongest. Kansas falls off this shit. Kansas City? I don't think so. I think they do. As long as Kelsey is healthy, no they don't. Yeah, but

Speaker: You know what made Kelsey so good, and I'm not shitting on Travis Kelsey. That's a big motherfucker. That's what makes him so good. Travis Kelsey is the man, but they really don't have a supporting cast around that cat no more. Yes they do. Check that roster again. Stop that. What? Juju Smith? He wasn't, he's black. Juju left, didn't he? Juju went to New England, didn't he? Maybe he did. Yes. Golf walk, I agree with you. 100%. Yes. There is a problem right there in the NFC. Yes.

Speaker: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, I won some degree. The Seattle Seahawks are going to be a sleeper team. Predictions on Arizona. I will give them a winning season, winning being just above 500.

Speaker: I don't see them in the playoffs. I don't see them in the playoffs. I do not. At least not right now. At least not right now. No. So so the Chiefs have the Chiefs have Patrick Mahomes obviously. Obviously. Running backs they've got listed running back one Isaiah. What's his name? Pacheco? Yeah.

Speaker: I don't know why. And then they have Jerick McKinnon running back to. And then they got Clyde Edwards, a layer. I mean, do you do realize that there are three running backs combined? Three combined. I'm really waiting on your way. I see it. Had only 1300 yards. Yeah. So this read the ball out. This, this read the ball up and they combined for.

Speaker: nine touchdowns now you saying that but you also got to remember number one is spreading the ball number two didn't anybody support with that with those numbers now now we're listening to the wide receivers corps they have wide receiver one marquez Valdez scantley that's a good call he was in his fit going into a sixth season yep last season he only had 687 receiving yards yep

Speaker: the average 40 a game with two touchdowns. That's wide receiver one. This is where I said there's not a supporting cast for Travis Kelsey. No, you're wrong. They made it to the Super Bowl with those small numbers. It's the team game. Our subpar bottom of the barrel. So wide receiver one with Marquis Valdez scantling to wide receiver five. You don't even have wide receiver two, three, and four in place. I know.

Speaker: And that's Rich Dan James. You ever heard of him? I'm going to say it again. I'm going to say it again. They made it to the Super Bowl with those numbers. And then you got Travis Kelcey. Who is their workhorse? And he'll block more than he'll get the ball and run it. And Travis Kelcey had over 1 ,000 yards more

Speaker: Then, then Scatland did last season. Because he got the damn ball. Yes. Because he got the damn ball. I have to agree with Golf Hawk on the Kansas City falling off this year. They're not going to fall off. Everybody's gunning for the squad. Plus on top of it. Patrick Mahomes is too worried about his idiot little brother fucking. No, you're worried about his little brother. His little brother going to be fine.

Speaker: You realize Nick Chubb single -handedly had more yards than three running backs in Kansas City combined and more touchdowns. And didn't do shit the postseason with it. So anything about the postseason? If you're bringing up those numbers, those numbers supposed to carry you through the postseason. Those numbers are your stats for the season. I got that. Seasons great. What are you going to do afterwards? Those numbers should carry you all the way to the end. They didn't.

Speaker: So if you have a running back that only has 100 yards rushing, but his team makes it to the Super Bowl, you're going to say that running back is better than Nick Chubb. I'm not saying it. I'm not saying that at all. I'm not saying that at all. Nick Chubb got the ball more than they did. Yeah. There you go. I have a true starting running back. OK. I mean, Jesus Christ, I can go look through it. I mean, I'd be willing to bet that fucking

Speaker: your boy in Pittsburgh got more rushing yards than the three of them combined. We already know he did. I'm not talking shit about Pittsburgh. I'm trying to explain to Tony. He only had 1000 rushing yards and seven touchdowns. So he didn't but he got the ball. He got the ball. He got the ball. He had he got the ball. He really did. Yes, I showed up. I had a meeting to do ball like

Speaker: Isaiah, you told Isaiah Pacheco golf. Yeah, he is a dog. Kansas City has put out some running backs even when they got treated the other team. They just don't get the ball enough. I mean, he had a couple good games. I'm not saying that he, I'm not going to be like all my guys. To another Harris. No, no, Isaiah.

Speaker: Yeah, he had a couple of good games. He had a couple of good games. I mean, he ain't nothing to fucking write home about. I mean, the cat didn't have a single 100 yard rushing game all season. The closest he got was 95 yards. And that was against tragedy. That's close enough. I mean, my man only had five touchdowns for the whole fucking season. Yeah. What was the numbers? How many yards did you get all season? 830. That ain't bad.

Speaker: That ain't good. That ain't nothing wrong with it. The play not designed for you. The play is designed for you. You just got to take the field. You want to start. 2023 NFL running backs ranking. We're going to do this shit again. Let's see. You always want to do this shit, but numbers don't lie, man. The numbers don't lie. All I said was Kansas City is not going to fall off.

Speaker: They spread the ball almost everybody and they keep fucking making it. No, they don't spread the ball amongst everybody because those guys can't stay healthy. Why did that happen? That was a problem with a running backslasher. They couldn't stay healthy. Okay. But you also have to remember, they had, they had... Let's see, let me see here. Can we... Kansas City Chiefs roster 2022.

Speaker: You said 2022. In the receiving court Juju was there last year. I mean, not that he's not a number one guy. Juju was always a number two. He became number one. He didn't get those same numbers.

Speaker: Because he was primary receiver. That was in Pittsburgh, I believe. Then he went to Kansas City, I'm like, yeah, he gonna get a rain now. Last year, Marquez was there. Hardman was there, that was who I was thinking of, Nicole Harmon.

Speaker: Now, we talked about him too. I don't know what the hell he's going to do wherever he goes. He's a bit of a sleeper pick to me, but he has to put some numbers up now. And he was... And golf hog, would you agree on that? Mikko Harmon, he's a bit of a sleeper pick, but I know that one game when he dropped the ball, it kind of broke his heart. I'm like, yeah, he gone. Yeah, he's a good sleeper pick. He's kind of an underdog that people sleep on. So, I mean, Kelsey had help around him

Speaker: to where they knew if you jumped all over Travis Kelcey, that Juju was going to make a play, you know, Hardman was going to make a play. Any of them. I dare say any of them. I dare say any of them. Well, now they don't have that. Well, look at your roster again. And I say it like that on purpose because you're talking about one player on the offense when they've got six, seven weapons at any given time, which is dangerous. But who?

Speaker: everybody else. That's how Kansas City's offense is designed. If you get one person, you got to get the rest of them too. That's why the defense has to be so spread against them. Anybody on that team catch that ball. Anybody on that team would win the damn ball. Right now that has been proven to be able to step up and be that player to count on outside of Travis Kelsey. Yes, which is what they all try to do. Your biggest offensive threats in Kansas City right now are Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelsey.

Speaker: golf or I make a deal with you can have them you can have them you can have them for instance you know just just off top off top of my head Miami to uh offensive threats I got to uh they got waddle they got Tyree kill and they got motion that's just off top of my head yes that's four threats

Speaker: You know, your Jets, Aaron Rodgers, you know, even though I joked about Randall Cobb and Alan Lazard being older. If they're a hundred percent, it's a problem. I agree. It was not bad last season. And another cat, Garrett Wilson. Garrett Wilson wasn't bad. You know who the sleeper is? The wide receiver that didn't get the ball. You guys got that other cat. He's going into his fifth or sixth season.

Speaker: And then, you know, that damn, we talked about your running back Saturday night when that cat went off several games. Come on, Michael Carter. Yeah. Yeah. He got hurt. He had an ankle injury. That's why I'm kind of skeptical on him this season. He had an ankle injury. He's not 100%. I'm going to draft Bo Jackson and OJ Simpson. Yeah, you stay home. Corey Davis is the wide receiver I'm going to be watching. Corey Davis.

Speaker: Um, not British. What's the other running backs name? Me Cole Hardman went to the gym. Oh my God. Oh, he's with you guys. He's with the Jets. Yes. Son of the night is the running back. I'm going to watch the son of a night. He's the other running back for jets that didn't get the ball enough in my opinion. He hasn't broke out yet. See, they got a lot of play. They haven't broke out yet.

Speaker: But you talk about not getting the ball, not getting the ball, not getting the ball. There's a reason that they're not getting a ball though. Yeah, there's a reason I agree. That's like Anthony Schwartz for Cleveland. That cat, that cat is faster than Tyreek Hill. Garrett Wilson should break out. Cause I'm not sure if he will. But, but unfortunately, and there were several times where you'd see him down the field wide open, but the kids got stone hands, man.

Speaker: You got a Mario Cooper in DPJ in Cleveland. You can put six guys on and them sons of bitches are still catching the fucking ball. Golf Hawk remind me too, you could have Pacheco. Anthony Shortsman. You can have him. You keep him. I told y 'all. I won't nudge your hair so I won't CD land. I'll work out the rest afterwards.

Speaker: Those are my rookies. I told you when I make a team, I know who I want. I just know who I want on my squad. Y 'all can run all that other shit all you want. Oh, you know, the good thing about having such a shitty season last year. I get the first one. No, golf, smoke was worse than I was, way worse than I was. This motherfucker said, don't worry. I'm the champ for a reason. And I'll actually draft my team this year. Like I said, I'm coming for blood this season. So y 'all fuckers want to put money on? Put money down? I don't care.

Speaker: I'm not even worried about the money. I just want to see who wins the end of the season. I'm looking to see who's going to win the end of the season. I'm coming for blood. Nancy gifted me with a nice present, helped me get a couple of wins. Thank you, Miss Nancy. Nancy says she wasn't going to play this season.

Speaker: National number of jailer hurts and he was dope. I think I thought I took jailer hurts. It might not have been in my league. I had, I don't remember who. I thought I had jailer hurts. Cause I was going to draft him in the first place. I'm damn sure wanted, I damn sure wanted to show him Watson. I damn sure wanted to show him back. Huh? I'm taking Dee Watson this year. Oh, you going to take him? Okay.

Speaker: I'm not going to take you with my number two pick. You're at your fucking money. I already know who I want. I want to do awesome. He wants to be my quarterback this season. He spoke to my quarterback this season. One or two people I want with my very first pick. And I'm hoping I get the one, because if I get the one that I want, I'll just build around that motherfucker. Go ahead.

Speaker: I need to find a league where you can pick who you want to pick regardless of when they drafted or not. And everybody goes up against those teams. I got to find a league that does that. Draft games. But is it for the whole season? No, you pick every week. No, I know. I play Draft Kings. You got to do it with a budget. I'm talking about their fantasy style. Just pick your squad regardless and just see how the season winds up between everybody. Oh, even if somebody picked up Joe Burrow. I can still give them two, yes.

Speaker: I don't know if they do anything like that, but that would be pretty cool though. But yeah, that's what I want to do. That's what I want. I really want to find one of those like that. No, I don't think it would work out because everybody would have the same exact fucking players every I'm not going to have the same place. You fuckers. No, because you're going to pick all Jets and fucking nausea hairs. I'm starting with nausea hairs. You got them. That's my running back. I can't, you know what? I can't be mad at you. Ride or die with that.

Speaker: I know what I want. I won't wrap Najee Harris in running back. I won't see the Lamb of receiver. I want Deshaun Watson in quarterback. I want Kelsey to tight end. I'm starting like that. I got to figure out what defense I want. That's a hard question for me right now. Tight end choice is. Kelsey Kittle Andrews, that's it. Yeah, I mean, yeah. And you know all three of them are going to perform.

Speaker: But you know, all three of them could have an off day. Chelsea don't have no off days. Just kiddo kiddo has injuries last season. He wasn't hurt before that. He was hurt and have the season for four seasons. And Mark Andrews, the only thing that saves Mark Andrews is the fact that he gets a lot of touchdowns. He doesn't put up a lot of yards per game.

Speaker: Najee Harris and Tony Palmer running backs. CD man. Actually, I'm kind of curious now. I might have to eat my words about Mark Andrews. I got to find two other wide receivers, which shouldn't be hard. I am kind of curious. Y 'all gonna make me start my fucking roster up now. Then we gonna get to the draft. One of y 'all gonna fuck with me. And you gonna piss me off. It's not like telling y 'all motherfuckers shit. Mark Andrews averages about 56 yards a game.

Speaker: Kelsey was double digits every game I think last season. Mark Andrews had 847 yards last year. Five touchdowns. What I say Kelsey had 13 something. Kelsey had 1338 with 12 touchdowns.

Speaker: And I know you guys are on the west coast. Where are you at? Where are you some of my, my, my, my, my, my bitches at? And what's my man Kittle do? Kittle, he, he averaged 51 yards a game. He had 765 yards, but he had 11 touchdowns. Yep.

Speaker: That's why he was double digits. 50 hours a game and a touchdown. 10 points. Right there he is. That's my point machine right there. Point machine. Damien Pierce. Houston, Texas. Take him. You can have him. Take him. Deal. Deal. You can have him. Ryan might have something to say about that, but you can have him.

Speaker: Oh yeah, I know. Fucking Brian Homer McGee over here. I don't blame him. I tell everybody every year, the number one fatal flaw in fantasy football is home. That's me. Taking too many players from their favorite team. That's me. That's why in one season I picked the whole Jets roster.

Speaker: The whole, I think it was on 2009, 2010 season. I did that shit. One of my homeboys said, you got the whole damn team. I said, yup. Yeah. I think that's a little Brett Favre was there. There's a couple of guys that I wouldn't mind having him call you one. You got a bunch of players people should want. Honestly. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't want to, I don't want to fill my roster because that's the other problem you run into. And when you're a homer and you pick from your favorite team, that bye week kills you. It's only one week. If your team is good enough, that one week ain't going to hurt.

Speaker: But like your schedule and, you know, we all agree the jets have a tough schedule. That is a fucked up. You got to look at match -ups. See, that's what happened. It might be in my league last year. We had a bunch of guys and I told them at the start of draft, I said, make sure you're paying attention to them bi -weeks. The bi -weeks are going to bite you in the ass.

Speaker: Yeah, they do bite you in the ass. Now, sometimes you can't do nothing about it when somebody takes your play and you start going through scraps up off the ground. And I was told, I know how to drop the team. And then Bi -Week would hit, and they went half of the route. I was on a fucking Bi -Week. Bitch. They were like, no, I don't know what to do. I can't even kill the team. Well, I told you. Because they don't want to drop nobody. That's why. Yeses. Yeses.

Speaker: Only one, two games all season. You had to drop somebody. Yeah. I'm a little bit more. Deliberate when I draft, it's not so much the big names because yeah, obviously those big names are going to bring you a lot of points, but you're not looking at the backups and you're not looking at the by weeks.

Speaker: and it'll come back and bite you in the dick right now. Bye, we can get you all the time and God forbid, injuries are gonna kill you.

Speaker: I tried to pick against injuries. I told them that, they said, it's kind of interesting. I said, I know. But if I haven't learned nothing, you can pick them favorites. They out for a fucking season. I gave you John Morant last season. I gave you the season Michael Vick went down. I gave you the season Brady went down. Those are three seasons off the goddamn rim. And y 'all know that Matt and Chris was for real back then. We just know if it's for real anymore. My first season with my second league,

Speaker: There was a guy that was in our league. He had Barkley and Taylor, and both of them went out at the beginning of the season. Sequon Barkley and Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, who? Who? Jonathan Taylor running back. Well, yeah, Barkley went out and everybody there. Why won't you take us? I'm not taking us. I've never, I have not been safe on Barkley yet on purpose.

Speaker: and then he had a wide receiver and I think his quarterback, all in a matter of like two weeks, three weeks, he lost four players, fought four or five players. That shit happens. And you know what? People quit. People quit up to that second week. I'm like, what are you doing? I quit. The season's over. It's the second fucking week. The season's over already. What are you doing? I can't even be mad at him. He was a dog and he stayed in it, boy. He stayed in it. And he fought, somehow managed to limp into the playoffs. What's about general hurts?

Speaker: Oh yeah, the Eagles are going to go. Yeah, guys started coming back late in the season. He started picking up wins, but he did not give up. That was a given. So, but yeah, you can't, you can't prepare for injuries because I mean, even, even, even cats that are, that are, um,

Speaker: not necessarily injury prone, or you get these guys like Christian McCaffrey, who is injury prone, but last season he stayed healthy all season. They let his ass recover properly and they made sure he was gonna stick around for the postseason. Just a monster in San Francisco. I mean, he was a monster in Carolina. Then he went to San Francisco and really blew up. He didn't blow up for real. They kind of let him chill. They kind of let him chill. He was home. I felt good for McCaffrey because he was home.

Speaker: running back wide receiver quarterback, he was doing it all. He had that one game last season where he threw a touchdown, rushed for a touchdown, and caught a receiving touchdown.

Speaker: And I loved it that game, man. My man put up like 50 goddamn boys. I was like, go ahead, Christian. I see you. I'll never forget that game. Alvin Kamora has six fucking touchdowns. Yeah, that was sick. That was bananas. But you have that are consistently going to give you double digit points in every game. Kelso.

Speaker: Your boy, Justin Jefferson? Yeah, Justin Jefferson, Jamar Chase, Chubb. I had a feeling he did it for me one season. He was a motherfucking monster. For quite a while. Oh, what's his name? That running back that was up in Detroit, and then he was down in Atlanta last year. Oh, what's his name? Not Jamar Williams.

Speaker: No, Jamal. No, not Jamal Williams. Now he's a monster too. When Jamal and Aaron and Aaron were in Green Bay together, I had both of them cats on my team. Right. And I put one at running back two and one in flex. Because both them cats were putting up double digits consistently. You talking about Alan Allen? No, not Algie. Our single white side? No, what the hell is his name? No, what's his name?

Speaker: I don't know where he's at now. I don't think he's still in Atlanta. Kel Huntley, no. I don't think he's... No, he's not in Atlanta anymore. Quintero Patterson, he was with the Bears.

Speaker: Now that man is a monster. I have, I got to have him. I got to have him. You got two positions on offense. I want you on my squad.

Speaker: DeAndre Swift is who I was thinking of Tony. He's in Atlanta now? I don't know where he's at.

Speaker: I think he went to the Eagles. We talked about that. Lions. The under -swift, running back. Oh, he is with the Eagles. Now he is. Yeah, the Georgia, of course, he's a monster. He's out of fucking Georgia. Who's that?

Speaker: Yeah. Thank you. Professional career. Lions. Okay. All of y 'all with Apple product upload on download your update, please get to work. He's a monster too. Him and Cordell Patterson. Yeah, I'm just with his obesity. He's a monster too. Who? Jamal Williams. Oh, that's a damn little bit.

Speaker: He. God damn it. Yeah, he's in New Orleans now. Who? Jamal Williams? That's dangerous. D -Hop. I don't know where D -Hop's going. I don't know where D -Hop's going. I'm not going to lie to you. What's up, man? I saw something on him going to the Titans.

Speaker: Dude, I'm not gonna lie man. I'm kind of shook. I'm kind of. How the hell? How the hell does D hop and Robin Cook not have a home yet? How the hell does Zeke not have a home yet? How the hell man? What the hell? Y 'all made money. Y 'all made your money. You gotta go somewhere where you're going to win.

Speaker: You got to go. So what's going to pay you, especially when you're worth it, you got to know your worth. You ain't, you might not get big money right now. Go put your fucking work in. And one of these days put their work in. They want their money. Yeah. Be hop. You made enough money, son. Go win a championship. Go win a goddamn championship. I'm just saying, I just told you. Your boy wants you. I just told you they want their money's worth and I don't blame them.

Speaker: Nobody gonna take care of you but you. Go win the championship, damn it. Because at the end of the day, this is how this whole football conversation started. At the end of the day, all that work you put in don't mean sit unless you win a championship.

Speaker: That ain't true because there's more money, there's more money during the season. Well, and I don't say there's more money during the season, but. For you and I, it don't mean shit to us. We're looking at numbers, Tony D. We're looking at what you do. D -hop. You know, the Bears are becoming more and more dangerous as. Wick said that. He said that about a month or two ago. As, what the fuck? As the Minnesota Vikings and Green Bay Packers self -employed.

Speaker: But with that being said, Detroit is not to be slept on either in that division. They proved that last year. No, they're not. And we kind of broke it down. And the aspect is if Dalvin Cook and DeHop were to go somewhere together, and we broke it down at Bo Tony D and I said that

Speaker: Detroit or Chicago would be a nasty landing spot if those two wanted to go somewhere together. And you know, as much as I want to, because he's an Ohio State quarterback, I can't sit on Justin Fields. My man was looking real good last season. Justin Fields, I agree. And OSU quarterbacks don't do well in the NFL, but my man was looking good last year. I mean, you can't.

Speaker: You can shit on that team, but you can't shit on Fields. Fields was doing his damn thing last year. He was doing everything to help the Bears win. And them motherfuckers couldn't get out of their own way with their what, three games or four wins or whatever. And he was a goddamn walking highlight reel all last season. He was. So, you know,

Speaker: get the right people into the right positions and, you know, I, as a fan, I want to say Cleveland is a playoff team. Yeah. I mean, for the numbers, for the numbers, you could say that Cleveland Browns fan, but did you do that? Oh, as a football fan.

Speaker: I know Cleveland has the tendency to fuck up a wet dream. So. Fucking understood. These motherfuckers should go. Oh, and 17 next year would not surprise me one bit. I'd be like, yeah, that's. You got a fucking elite defensive line right now that should just be eating quarterbacks for lunch every Sunday.

Speaker: I mean, you got a defensive line that is made up of guys who are double digit sacks every year. Yeah. So you could put the steel, you could put the fucking Dallas Cowboys of the nineties offensive line in front of them and they should blow them up. Pretty much.

Speaker: Tis Cleveland. And as we say in Cleveland, there's always next year. But I'm ready for this NFL season. There's a lot of big names that got shuffled around this year. There's a lot of cats that are going into some positions like Baker Mayfield down in Tampa Bay. I mean, I don't know what he's going to do down there. I really don't.

Speaker: Dude, if you don't excel down there, man, I don't know what to tell you, Bake, because you got receivers for days. You've got an offensive line. I don't know what to tell him down there. You got Chris Evans and, shit, what's his goddamn name? Mike Evans, not Chris Evans. Godwin and Evans.

Speaker: I think Scotty Miller is still there. Which, I mean, he showed up and showed out. Tom Brady was like, here you go. Here you go, Scotty. Make you a household name. Yes, he did. What do they got to say? What do they got to say? What do they need down there? What do they got to do to make it work? I mean, they got Rasheed White and Chase Edmonds at running back.

Speaker: Granted, last year, Chase Edmonds was kind of buried in Denver's clusterfuck of running backs. Denver was a clusterfuck in its entirety. Denver's still a clusterfuck in its entirety. We got to see it. We got to see it. They were in Denver, man.

Speaker: I mean, your wide receiver one, two, and three is Mike Evans, Chris Godwin, and Russell Cage. We got to see it. Fucking Denver, man. We got to see it. What's that? We got to see it. Denver's looking like a cluster fuck. It really is. I mean, you got Russ out there.

Speaker: and we're saying 100%. Yeah, you'll be. Harry, Judy and Courtland, Sutherland and wide receiver. They got a team so close to fuck. Running backs are. Sam and Jay Pareen and and and and and Javante Williams. Who the fuck is Javante Williams? I have no idea. He's in his corner. Well, let's make it to the AFC Championship. Yep. Just like all the previous seasons.

Speaker: Well, I said it, I said it, all the money they gave to Sean Watson, all that guaranteed money, it's Super Bowl or busted for me. You guaranteed that man all that goddamn money. You got weapons around him. You got weapons for days around that man. If it ain't a Super Bowl, you only have to win the Super Bowl. You just gotta go. You gotta win too. Fucking bust on that Deshaun Watson deal. You gotta win too.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah. Dedicate the season to Jim Brown, put it on for the city. God damn right. And I'm hoping to be at like two games this year. I'm definitely going to week two. Monday night in Pittsburgh. Nicki and I are going. What? Monday night football in Pittsburgh.

Speaker: word and then I might be going to week six yeah week six Cleveland and San Francisco in San Francisco yes Tony I'm going all out to San Francisco

Speaker: One of my best friends up here, he's a big 49ers fan, so To his niggas to his whole spine suspect. I'm not even I'm not even dissing him. He is just dude. Come on B Take it easy out there. Take it easy

Speaker: Hey man, I go fuck. I don't know how many times I've said it. I've said it a million fucking times. Emmett Smith. I can't you can't sit on him for the numbers he put up. You can't sit on him for his career, but he got exposed when he went to Arizona because he was not a greatest running back as everybody played. He wasn't greatest running back before he went to Arizona his last season or two. It was that damn offensive line that made Emmett as good as he was because without that line.

Speaker: Emmett Smith is basically Najee Harris. It's time to end the show. It's time to end the show because you're fucking around now. But no, I will die on that hill. I'm not a big Emmett Smith fan. I don't think he was ever as good as he was made out to be. You're bugging.

Speaker: And neither was Troy Aiken. That offensive line really does not get the credit that they deserve for what they did for that team. Yes, they did. And I'll tell you, as somebody who watched a lot of their games when we was in college, we watched a lot of Dallas games. They talked about that line, big title. But all of them with 300 pounds. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And I remember watching a lot of those Dallas games

Speaker: and whatnot. And I was still learning the game back then. Hell, I was a young, I was a young and I was just a pup. I was still learning the game, but as I got older, looking back on it, I'm like, man, that team really wasn't shit. It was that offensive line. Everybody knew that. Michael Orvins is my, my guy. He was a dog. That man was a monster. I don't give a fuck what you say. Offensive line, no offensive line. Michael Orvins was a monster.

Speaker: Yes, he would have been a monster. Yes, he was. But I mean, you want to talk about talent and this is why this is why I said golf. It's Super Bowl or bust for me with Deshaun Watson. Got all that hype behind Deshaun Watson and in every game last year when he came back from his suspension, he started looking better and better and better and better and better. But you got one of the top running backs in the league, one of the top three running backs in the league in Nick Chubb in the backfield.

Speaker: You got a Mario Cooper. And what the fuck? I'm just not showing up.

Speaker: Okay, well he ain't showing up on the fucking roster but that's kind of weird. Who is it? Donovan Peoples Jones. I forgot where he went. He didn't go anywhere. They've got him listed on special teams. He's a wide receiver too. Special teams.

Speaker: Obviously wide receiver one. PPJ wide receiver two wide receiver three is Elijah Moore. Then he got Marquis Goodwin. David Bell was a rookie last year. He showed some. And like I said, if Anthony Schwartz can get rid of his goddamn stone hands, a man will be a monster. But either way,

Speaker: You got weapons and wide receivers. You got a top tied in in Cleveland. And David and Jokou. Oh, we got Jordan Atkins from Houston. Interesting. I mean, they got weapons for days and they've got a top tier offensive line.

Speaker: Super Bowl or bust and then they spent this entire offseason beefing up the defense. I mean, you put a monster defensive line up there. You beefed up the secondary you brought in some talent. It's Super Bowl or bust at this point for me. I'm sorry. And that's just me as a fan. Pretty much me is speaking as a football fan.

Speaker: playoffs, a couple of playoff wins, maybe losing the AFC championship game. I don't hate Harris. Emmett wasn't a flake. Emmett was a fucking snowflake. Wait, was it? All right, I'm calling to the nape. No fucker comes in an hour and a half late and then leaves 10

Speaker: These motherfuckers got work to do and other shit to do, but sit up here like I've been doing for the past year and being unappreciated for it, but I've already done it and I still make time to be here, so you're welcome. You kind of make time to be here. You're welcome. But you don't get up as early as I do. And? And your hour behind. It's not an hour behind. What time is it there? It's about to be 10 o 'clock. Yeah, first and foremost, if anything, you would be an hour behind.

Speaker: You don't know how time zones work. I thought you were central. No, I'm in Ohio. Is an Ohio time zone split? No. I don't know. I've never been up there. Larry Allen. Yeah, he was a dog guard, that motherfucker. No, no, Ohio is not even remotely close to being a split. I don't think the time changes until you get to like fucking Wisconsin or Iowa or some shit. It's like two states away.

Speaker: Nah, y 'all supposed to be central. Been here my whole life and we've always been Eastern. Well, you was in South Carolina for a while, start lying. So for the 10 years I was in South Carolina, they changed to Central. And then when I came back, they're like, oh shit, we got to go back to. No, Indiana, you're right. Y 'all in Indiana same time zone. That fucking line crooked as shit. I don't know. I mean, that's like down there where you're at.

Speaker: Tennessee I think is split. Tennessee is split, yes. Yeah, over there by the Alabama line. Yeah. No, I'm Eastern. Yeah. Central time. Half the year. Which I didn't realize that about him. Yeah, like half a year. Jeff's on Central time.

Speaker: When we spring forward, I asked him this Saturday night. I can't remember. No, no, no. Yeah. When we fall back for the, for the, whatever the hell you want to call it? He stayed the same, doesn't he? What's that? I think he stayed the same. No, when we fall back, he is an hour behind us. When we spring forward, we're on the same time as Jim.

Speaker: So right now he's the same time as us, because they don't have daylight saving time in Mexico. And I think some states have gone away with daylight saving time as well. Yeah, Arizona, Nevada, I think they did. But anyway, enjoy yourself, keep you happy. I'm going to bed. Y 'all jokers behave, see y 'all Wednesday night. As I got a long day Wednesday, I'm not going to lie, because I got an appointment right after work.

Speaker: And I got... Yeah, two appointments after work. So I might not make it once in there. I might be beat. I might be beat. With YouTube, with him chasing that guy. Yeah, I remember that Larry Allen. He was chasing that dude. Anyway, all y 'all up in here, mother had your mother made your mother fuck you. All that good stuff. Glick, you go to hell. I had first graduations on the engagement and all that good shit. Go to hell. How did y 'all live?

Speaker: Love you, buddy. Yeah. A lot of these big motherfuckers that should not be as athletic as they are. I watched fucking DK Metcalf and Miles Garrett and Derek Henry and cats like that. They shouldn't be able to do the things that they, that they fucking do, but they do. What are you going to do?

Speaker: Anyhow, I was on a lot of football talk. It was a lot of football talk that if Tony would do his regularly scheduled football show, we could add. Oh no, I remember, I remember saying Larry Allen play. He's a fucking, I can't pull shit up like Jeff and Tony does. I don't know how they do that. I can't do it. I'll be a freshman. Um,

Speaker: I mean, I can find it and have it ready for Wednesday and I can show it on Wednesday. But, I would assume... Yeah, that was a lot of football talk. If something would just do his football show, we could have a...

Speaker: hell of a football show in the off season. No, we're not rushed to try to end the show before the games and trying to end the show enough time to, if we haven't already done it prior to set up our lineups and stuff like that, Tony could have a hell of a football show during the off season. And I told him that even during the off season, cause you don't have to talk about, we can talk anything football. But anywho,

Speaker: I'm going to wrap this monster up. I got to pass like a motherfucker. Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out.

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Speaker: This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital to run That's right, it's tricky, it's the title Wish we do rock around to rock around, that's why don't time is tricky Wish we do rock around to rock around, that's why don't time is tricky

Speaker: I met this little girlie, her hand was kinda curly Went to her house and bust her out, I had to leave it early These doors are really sleazy, all they can say is please me Or spend some time and rock around, I said it's not that easy Yeah, bitch, we gonna rock around, do rock around, that fight on time is breaking

Speaker: We're shrinking, shrinking, we're shrinking We're the rock around, rock around, that's why I don't tell it's shrinking We look at people talkin', tryin' to make us rhyme They really honk our computers, work because we have no time When it's a city, it's a pity, cause we just can't hide

Speaker: The kid's windows don't mean nothing, they know who's in the sun. Let go! This tree, the rock around, the rock around, that's why I don't tell it's tricky! This tree, the rock around, the rock around, that's why I don't tell it's tricky! This tree, the rock around, that's why I don't tell it's tricky!

Speaker: It's the free time again!

Speaker: you

Speaker: When I wake up, people take up mostly all of my time I'm not singing, only bringing guts, I make up a line I'm not bragging, people nagging, cause they think I'm a star I'm always daring when I'm weird, I think they're going to file I'm calling caravans, they roll every gig we play

Speaker: It's like that y 'all, but we don't quit

Speaker: We're swinging to rock around, to rock around That's why I don't time it's raining We're swinging for good, swinging for good

Speaker: Yeah, buddy, there's our boy Leo from Leap Frog Studios. Go ahead and check him out on YouTube at Leap Frog Studio. Does some badass fucking covers, as you guys have heard here on the show. Golf Hawk, to answer your question. Oh. A month and a half ish. Yeah, about a month, about a month and a half, maybe, maybe not quite two.

Speaker: Not quite two months. Because I got it. Probably about a month and a half. Because I also ordered her six month anniversary at the same time I ordered the ring. So about a month and a half. And I kept that bitch head.

Speaker: You can't see it. Just saying, but any who. Appreciate y 'all listening as always. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully enjoyed the show tonight. Got a little long winded with the football conversation and I do apologize. It's not a sports show.

Speaker: But we do get a little bit long -winded when it comes to football conversation, a little bit argumentative from time to time, if you will. We'll see you Wednesday night with a brand new episode. Go ahead and make sure you head over to liquidiv .com. Use our promo code words are hard. Get 20 % off of your entire order on all your hydration needs. Stay hydrated, you sons of bitches.

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