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Speaker: Yes.
Speaker: What's going on everybody?
Speaker: Happy Monday. That's not Monday. What the fuck am I doing? I'm traveling back in time. It's not Monday. It's Wednesday. It's the hump day. And welcome to nonsensical nonsense. And no, I have not been drinking yet, even though it sounds like I may have been, but I wasn't. Let's get rid of some of that glare back there. There we go. That's better. That's better.
Speaker: Happy Wednesday. We've almost made it ladies and gentlemen. We're almost to the weekend and who isn't ready for the weekend? I'm just ready for nicer weather to be back because it has been rainy and chilly all week. But. I'm click, you know that at least you should do that by now. What's going on everybody? I have flying solo again tonight. It's kind of becoming the norm.
Speaker: they become the permanent, who knows? Apparently Jeff is on his period. He's not feeling well. So he's not gonna be here tonight. And apparently Tony had other places to be. So.
Speaker: You got me. Stan may be joining us here in a little bit. Kind of hang out and shoot the shit. Who knows what we'll get into? Stan's the newest face and the newest voice of the show. He's been on here a couple of weeks now. Pops in on Wednesday nights. For those of you guys who don't know, you guys have a podcasting background.
Speaker: formerly was co host of open mic live. It was more of a music and stand up comedy based show but he knows what he's doing. I'm like, I'm like myself. I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. I'm just here with the camera on and a microphone on my face. And I'm just talking. Because talking is what I do best. I like to talk. I enjoy the talk.
Speaker: Sometimes I talk to myself. Sometimes I talk to other people. Sometimes I talk to the voices in my head. Who knows? But since it is just me for the meantime momentarily, shout out to the new and first time ever Stanley Cup champions,
Speaker: The biggest Golden Knights, man. Not bad, you know, they're still still young. I think they're in their six. Six season, fifth season, their owner said that he guaranteed a Stanley Cup. Within the first six years and. Like I held held true man, he can't be mad at that.
Speaker: But I mean, you know, the cool thing about the NHL outside of, you know, in baseball and football and basketball and whatnot, when you get a franchise, you basically have to build it from the ground up. But in hockey, the new franchise
Speaker: basically gets to pick of the litter when it comes to building a team from every other team in the league. Now there are some players that are are placed on, you know, like off limits, they can't be taken. But I mean, essentially, they can put together a goddamn all star team when they get a new franchise. So, um,
Speaker: So you can't be mad at that, but I am happy for the Vegas nights. I think that's pretty cool. I got some young blood as far as franchises go. To get a Stanley Cup, we'll see how long it takes to crack in to get one. That'll be pretty cool too. They get it's pretty cool name, pretty cool logo and.
Speaker: and color scheme that Seattle has, but also as far as championships go and winning their first ones ever, uh, big ups to the Denver Nuggets, man, with just making the heat, their absolute bitch, uh, en route to their first ever NBA championship. Uh,
Speaker: Both NHL and NBA series. The winners were pretty dominant. I think I think the Heat got one game and the Florida Panthers got one game against the Vegas Knights. So. It's pretty impressive and in a one in dominant fashion. There was no question who was coming out of those series. The lead champion.
Speaker: But. I just thought that was pretty cool. Get that out there, get that out of the way. Shout him out all that fun jazz. Nope. We get along just enough. But now that basketball is out of the way. Hockey is out of the way. Now we can get back to what's important and that's football.
Speaker: Now baseball is still going on. Obviously right in the heat of. Kind of starting to get right into the. Melt the melt. I can't think of the fucking word. Right into the mix of the baseball season. Nothing really major standing out in baseball baseball is baseball. Most people find it very boring. Nobody is really like. The clear.
Speaker: out front dominant team outside of the Tampa Bay Rays in the American League. Yeah. In the American League. The National League is pretty tight. But I will shout out my Cincinnati Reds who just a couple of short weeks ago were at the bottom of the barrel. Looking like dogshit and a bit on a tear lately. And I moved from last place all the way.
Speaker: All the way up into third place. Just just a couple games out of the. Out of the. First place. And they're currently setting in 7th place. Yeah, there are three games out. I'm not mad at that. And there is your sports minute with click.
Speaker: Now there's a lot of there's a lot of movement going on in the NFL. De hop has still not found a new home. The Minnesota Vikings surprisingly, I guess to me kind of surprisingly, but the Minnesota Vikings seem to be. Deciding to shoot themselves in the face, they let go of feeling or they traded Adam feeling and then they just. They just let go of Dalvin Cook. Which? You know?
Speaker: What a tie, in my opinion, top five running back in the league last year. Now he's looking for a home. And. See what happens there, I guess. Let's see how that goes.
Speaker: But any who, any who, no need to, uh, to go on and on and on about sports stuff. I'll wait and see if Stan will actually know what I don't. Um, I know everybody's freaking out. Politician politics and bullshit, man. Trump's arrested and he's going to jail. I don't know what the hell's going on, but in other news,
Speaker: Shout out to all the new listeners to the show, whether you're listening to us on Spotify or anywhere else, podcasts or play. The last week or so has been a huge, a huge jump.
Speaker: and uh in numbers i think that's because people enjoy me more than they enjoy the other people on the show so they're enjoying the uh the solo action um speaking of spotify if you're not already go ahead check us out on all the social media's facebook instagram twitter and tiktok you can uh join us live every monday wednesday and saturday
Speaker: YouTube and twitch 6 p .m. Ish and like I said, you can listen to us on Spotify or we listen to podcasts all at Nonsense. Well, not since podcast under us follow. Give us a like give us a listen And if you be so kind give us a share what's going on Roger Simmons. What's going on with sweet pea? We are we are getting on Spotify
Speaker: alone we are are getting closer and closer to that. 4 ,000 play Mark which is kind of cool. And I just. I just put the show. A new platform in a new area. That I'm hoping will.
Speaker: be beneficial in the long run as well. I think that'll, that'll be really cool. Um, down the road, but like a real job, I had to, uh, I had to, uh, apply. I was like, this is some bullshit. Yeah. But I did it anyways. Just took me a little bit of time to figure out what in the hell I was doing.
Speaker: uh tomorrow night it'll be a little bit better than this because tomorrow night's actually planned um tomorrow night around yeah around five or six we'll see what what how i feel what time i feel like getting on i'll be on here but uh it'll be kind of like a um
Speaker: an introduction and a reintroduction to some folks. But I'm bringing back the click shell. It'll be just me doing once a week, once every other week. I don't know how often I'll do it. I haven't decided. Just doing a show on my own. Actual stuff that I have planned out. Things I want to talk about. Different different things. Is that the other thing? The only difference is I don't plan to be alone on here. I should start, but I don't.
Speaker: Where there I'll actually be playing and I won't be just flying from the seat of my pants literally from Jump Street. But I'm looking forward to that because that should be fun because.
Speaker: It's still what I've always done, but kind of formatted a little bit differently. But that only would probably be about an hour, hour and a half show that I do on my own when I do that. But it'll be like nonsense. Well, nonsense presents the glitch show. Not that it matters because I am not sensible nonsense and I am good. So I don't know.
Speaker: We're just going to start slowly introducing you guys to my different personalities since I have multiple personalities or the voices in my head. Your nonsensical nonsense is one voice. The click shows another voice, then you have my normal life. What's up?
Speaker: really not much going on. Uh, but check this out. Did you guys hear, um, Oh, we can't show, but oh, well, it is what it is. You know, we gotta love our, our alphabet warriors. Um,
Speaker: You got to love our alphabet warriors, the LGBTQ in all their, their goofy shit. And I won't, and I won't want them all in. We'll just say the woke ones, the left ones, because I know several people in the LGBTQ community that actually have brain cells, but unfortunately the ones without any brain cells are the ones that are making the biggest asses of themselves and embarrassing this community. But, um, the white house the other day, they had, um,
Speaker: Uh, like a, um, I don't know, gay pride, best festivities or some shit at the White House over on the South Lawn or whatever. And if Biden came out and mumbled and stumbled his incoherent ass way through a speech about the LGBTQ community, um, you get some of them that float around in here, Roger, that float in and out of the comments and stuff.
Speaker: um this uh transgender woman Rose Montoya she's making a TikTok video she's prancing around looking like a prostitute uh and and then uh she got to meet the president um I think he just kind of came down the south lawn and was making his way through the crowd whatever he was you know he was shaking babies and kissing hands or whatever the president does
Speaker: and she got to meet him and take a video and a picture with him. And then her and two other transgender gentlemen, which Rose is male to female, and the other two were female to male, decided to go topless in the South Yard and put it on TikTok. Well, White House admin, execs, whatever, I don't know whoever's in charge that clearly the president is not in charge.
Speaker: has banned Rose Montoya from the White House. And why are you here? Why are you here? You need me. I don't need you, and I borderline don't want you. You need me. This is painful. I'm just saying. I saw that dude go talk with at the White House. Yeah. I see the video the other day. It popped up.
Speaker: For all of the perverts walking God's green earth, let's be clear. I am glad that they clarified that as a man. I guess she has had the full surgery. So she was born a man but has no man parts left.
Speaker: But I see the video about it on YouTube the other day, and then this came out today that she was banned from the White House for disrespecting the White House. She did. She did. She did. Let's be clear, she did cover herself for the most part, but she went there. Yeah, I mean, she didn't. She covered her hands. Yeah, she went there. Yeah, yeah. She did the legal aspect. Roger, this is good to see you, sweet pea. How you doing?
Speaker: who were topless and had giant scars where they had the top surgery done. Yeah. But no, it's it's. Mind you, this is what they wanted. This is what they wanted. This is what they wanted. They approve this lifestyle. They approve these ways and we're going to get that type of crowd. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Unachamed, unadulterated, unfiltered.
Speaker: That's why I didn't lump the entire LGBT community into it. I specifically said the liberal woke brain cell list. Just, just, just, just, just, just, just, it's okay. First of all, your volume is a little low, just so you know. Put it at halfway. That was my recommendation. You're lower than normal. You're not blaring loud, but you're lower than normal. Number two.
Speaker: Who was it? Cuz I was listening. I heard the Vegas story. I know you said about tomorrow night. I thought Vegas had a championship or record. They actually tripped me out when he said that was the first one. I thought they had one already. No, they went to the playoffs. The first year they were there, they went to the playoffs. Yeah, but the LGBT community know what I'm gonna say.
Speaker: there are homosexuals out there and I'm listening and hearing it out there. They're not even in support of the community. They said the community's like, it doesn't represent them. Now that trips me out because I've heard that a lot and haven't really heard people speaking out against it. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker: They are really like, nah, they, they, they on something else. They are also, no, it's not your phone, right? I got you listening. I got you. Roger, it is good to see you. I just tried to follow you. I don't know where the hell you are and I can't find you, but. My computer turned my mic down. It wasn't even the settings on here. Like halfway, literally. And if I turn my speaker, that's the volume on my end. A lot of the homosexuals that I'm hearing are not in support of the LGBT community or the movement.
Speaker: that is going to be an aspect of conversation and controversy to a lot of people because everybody's lumping them together and they're like, uh -uh, we are not there. I'm like, oh, okay. You know, yeah, I mean, and that's like any, you know, that's like any group. Yes. Unfortunately, and that's why I said I didn't, cause I know, I know plenty in my life personally that are like these motherfuckers. Yeah. You're, you're killing it for everything that we've worked for for the last 40 or 50 years. You're killing it. You're destroying it.
Speaker: Well, them being welcome isn't exactly accepted yet. I think that's what kills them. And they're pushing the welcome. They're pushing the open arms. They're pushing the passion, the intimacy, which is too much to some people right now. That will be biased. That may sound prejudicial, but that's what people need to understand about what's going on. I think
Speaker: I think there's a lot of people who have it in their head that are convinced. And again, I think these are the people that there's another portion of this community that don't agree with. They have it in their heads that they're not welcome, that there's not acceptance. And there is. There is. And there is tolerance. But a lot of people, again, there's one side of the gate that has it in their head that this can go at other, not even
Speaker: your sexual preference, but even ethnicities and stuff like that, there's still a portion of that group that's like, oh, we're still living in 1943. And no, it's 2023. Yeah. You're making more problems than what needs to be by acting the way that some people act. And I mean, even fucking if you want it.
Speaker: that are doing the same thing. Right. You know, I've got a buddy of mine and he's an older gay gentleman and he's from New York and in his fucking head, even though him and his husband got married, they have all the same rights and privileges that a straight couple has in his head. It's still New York City, 1980, where they're just out there beating gays up on a regular basis because it's fun. Well, they're still being discriminated against, honestly.
Speaker: And that's the truth. We got to be real about that. They're still being discriminated against. They're still being side -eyed. They're still being mumbled against. That's the truth, even though they got legal aspects in their favor now, which they didn't have before. I don't, I don't, I, you know, maybe it's in my own little personal bubble, my own little personal world, but I don't see them being, uh,
Speaker: You gotta go around it. Looking at the bigger picture, again, there's a group, much smaller group than the rest of the individuals that are not tolerant of them and are giving them side eyes. A lot of people are still doing that if you want. You're lumping an entire group of people into
Speaker: a small section. They're saying that everybody is like this when they're not. And it's the same small section of people. I know all New Orleans, they are prominent in New Orleans. They are all over the place, but they're still getting the side eyes, the mumbles. I mean, depending upon where you are and what they're doing, I mean,
Speaker: Yeah, that's it. You know, if I'm at the park with my kid and there's 15 gay dudes and they're half naked and they're prancing around like a bunch of goofball fairies on LSD, jerking each other off, yeah, I'm gonna have a problem with it. You see what you did right there? That's okay. Yeah, I have to elaborate and exaggerate. No, you do not. You just wanna go sit. Now, let's be clear, for all of us who are parents, when they come around, we do kinda get little cautious, we get a little wary, and it is biased, it is prejudicial.
Speaker: for our children. I don't uh we could be around you as grown folks as mature folks but when it comes to the kids we don't want the type of influence and it's going to seem biased but that's what it is for a lot of people. I've never um I've never hidden that aspect of sexuality away from my kids now you know uh obviously my broasters trans
Speaker: My ex mother -in -law, she's been with her wife for well over close to 30 years now. They're good. So I mean, my kids have grown up with them. They've grown up around my broaster. They've seen Austin more probably understands better than the other two. But he's watched Nick's transition and seen the transition. I've never tried to shelter my kids away from
Speaker: the the gay community or anything like that because oh my god you better stay away from them because if you don't you're going to catch the gay or you don't go near too close to that gay person because if you do they like to touch little kids I like I've never believed that. Right. And now there is again there is a portion that they do have a tendency to target our children and want to indoctrinate our children. That is a stereotype. I'm going to be honest about that. That is a stereotype.
Speaker: That is absolutely a stereotype. And tell our straight children that they're gay. And it's like, you're not going to tell my eight -year -old that he's gay. He doesn't know. They know now. These cartoons are showing it. Yeah, but you're not going to... They're putting it into every day. I mean, they're... It is every day society. No, it's 2020. We've got to admit it in society. It's out there.
Speaker: It's not suppressed like it used to be. This is the truth. This is the truth. It's becoming normalized so that there isn't that prejudice or that. And there's an aspect where there are youth who feel that they won't be accepted if they come out with it. And we've known youth in our youth who may have been who did not want to talk about it. That's a fact. That is an absolute fact. Whether we accept it or not, we know they exist.
Speaker: And from that respect, I'm glad they have their civil liberties. Civil. I don't think any of these, the harassment and the torture they've been facing in my lifetime.
Speaker: They need to have the law on this side because they do exist. They are, they do have a right to be a person. They do have a right to be choosing to kind of lifestyle that they want to live. And that's what everybody else. You believe how you want to live as long as you're not repeating your ways or anybody else. Unwelcomed and simple. Now, and that's exactly how I feel about it. As I've said a million times on this show, I don't care what you're doing or who you're doing. As long as you're not hurting yourself or anybody around you.
Speaker: or the kids. And I had the discussion when we was on with TJ on house two years ago. I said, for all of you who are homosexual, let me go ahead and put it to you this way. There's a real strong stereotype against you being abusive to children. You look it up, they'll always say, whoever hurt the kids has the type of homosexual tendencies. It's gonna be up to you all to fight that aspect.
Speaker: And there was a guy in the chat, he was like, you're right. That is the truth. And that's what's really going on. He said, I appreciate you saying that. I said, yeah, for real. The biggest stereotype out there against that community is y 'all talking to kids. Y 'all ain't necessarily talking to adults, y 'all talking kids. Why do they have to put any form of sexual on their faces? Why are they pushing on children?
Speaker: I agree 100%. That's the question. I agree 100 % with that, Roderick. I was actually going to bring it up when Tony got done. I'm done, go for it. I'm done. You know, I remember, you know, like growing up and watching like certain shows, like, you know, like, I've always liked the, like the cop dramas, like CSI, CSI or New York, Undercover. Oh, what was that? New York Undercover. New York Undercover.
Speaker: and shows like that. And as far as sexuality, obviously you would see a couple make out or kiss or whatever. But it wasn't like overdone, you know, like, oh, we're going to show all everything. But whereas now you can't turn a freaking show on without being put in without a lot of and just in just straight sex, you know, not even factoring in the gay or lesbian stuff.
Speaker: But it's like the focal point of the damn show. Sex is the focal point of the show. Sex and violence. That's been since the 80s. Sex and violence. Yeah, but it was always more insinuated in the 80s and 90s and even early 2000s. The late 80s, early 90s, they started pushing the arms a little bit. Yes. What was that damn show?
Speaker: It was a New York cop show. They actually did a sex scene on primetime television. Yeah, it was NYPD Blue. And Andy Sipowitz, old fat white guy, showed his ass, his bare ass on network television. And everybody freaked out. I mean, it was actually having sex on the couch. I caught that. Oh, whoa.
Speaker: But I mean, yeah, I mean, I got to worry about every damn show that if it's not on Disney or, you know, like - Disney no more. Well, no, not anymore. But I mean, but I've watched your own justice. Yeah.
Speaker: I was like, okay, wow. There are no clean shows in movies anymore. There are, and I'll give you an example. Most of the movies that The Rock is in, he doesn't do many sex scenes, he doesn't do any sex scenes.
Speaker: Yeah, The Rock really doesn't. He's trying to make sure every, the smartest thing he did was keep these movies clean. That would have been shown on every channel. The reruns and the syndication, he's making a killing off of. He's got to be. Yeah. He has got to be. I think the one sex scene he did was on the Scorpio game. And it just did the fade out. Yeah, it was. He did the Two Fairy movie. He did Be Cool where he was gay.
Speaker: did the other movie with Mark Wahlberg and the dude that played Falcon on the Marvel movies, when they robbed that one dude for the money. But other than that, most of his roles, he'll be cursing and fighting and that's it. Well, in a lot of the action hero movies, obviously the violence is there, but they don't have the
Speaker: sexuality or anything like that. I mean, the Iron Man movies, yeah, obviously, Tony and Pepper, they were a thing, but it wasn't like they were - They were the original scenes. Yeah, outside of them, maybe kissing each other, or Jane Foster and Thor. I mean, I think the most you've seen them do was kiss. Now Thor loving Thunderbird barrier. Oh, well, yeah, because he, yeah, he was when - The guy that was the rock dude, when he went back to his home planet, yeah.
Speaker: Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's it for the most part. And Thor's character, a lot of the frees in there was caught up in there. I was catching all that shit. Well, I mean, there's a lot of, there's, I mean, you go back and watch like the Shrek movies and the first time around you might not have caught them, but you watch the second time. There was a lot of end windows and whatnot in the Shrek movies. You know, it was in your window when the Transformers were eventually falling.
Speaker: It was in your windows and powers of the Caribbean at World's End. There's a lot, they've been throwing that shit out there, man. The lesbian superhero movie was out. You talk about Captain Marvel, that wasn't a lesbian, that was women empowerment. And fuck men. It wasn't. It wasn't Black Widow. No, it wasn't Black Widow. I've never seen Captain Marvel, so I don't know.
Speaker: I'm not gonna I had the movie looks down on the Simmons. What's that? I'm trying to ask them which one it was. And there was a series on Disney that had lesbian moms. Which one? Okay, remember what that one was. Or, or no, no, no, it was Dr. Strange.
Speaker: The girl in the Dr. Strange, the multiverse one? Yes. Her, her, her moms were lesbians, but... Yeah, he got me with that one. I don't know, Danny. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what that was either. Captain, yeah, she wasn't with anybody. Yeah, I was gonna say that wasn't, that was more, she was just, her personally was on this women empowerment, mening, shit, kick, talking all kinds of craziness. Wow.
Speaker: She was doing all kinds of interviews and talking all kinds of crazy shit. Then before the movie and the premiere and shit like that. Oh, I missed that. Now, if anything. It's about time we finally get a woman superhero. And I'm like, oh. You got Wonder Woman. Well, you're not there for Wonder Woman, you goofy bitch. The Wonder Woman movie is good. She'll be correct in more superheroes or male than female. She'll be correct in that. And you got Harley. She's kind of an anti -hero, but she's. Harley's an anti -hero. Wanda.
Speaker: on Avengers, rocked it, Scarlet Witch. This motherfucker said poo -dee -tang. I got it, don't worry, I got it. You might be the only one who's ever seen that movie. Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? The golf walkers in the house, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: Blaze and Sally is one of the best movies ever. I don't care what you say. I'm sorry. It was hilarious. Hands on. Oh, God. Captain Marvel, she went back to Earth. The Air Force pilot, the black woman, had a daughter. I don't know if that was from a lesbian relationship or not. I do not remember. All I remember was she had a daughter because Captain Marvel and her were friends. Now, mind you, the black Air Force pilots will be the real Captain Marvel. She's going to be Captain Marvel in the next movie, I believe.
Speaker: because she's supposed to be the real one. Yeah, there's a big old story on that too. Brie Larson was not the real Captain Marvel. And that's what made a lot of people mad. I was like, wow. Because I didn't really know what story. I really didn't. I don't remember Captain Marvel being black. I didn't either. They said that's the truth. I was like, OK. I'm just going to wait. Because when the Marvels come out, there's going to be a lot.
Speaker: I remember reading the comics and, and I never read the Captain Marvel comic, but I read, you know, obviously she showed up into a lot of different, different comic books. And I don't ever remember her being black. It's not a, it's not a Green Lantern situation here where you had multiple Green Lanterns and, uh, you know, I don't, hell, I don't know. I don't either. I got some comic book junkies at work. I'm gonna extend them more.
Speaker: just fit in the agenda in Hollywood right now. Well, they wanted the women to have a little bit more power. Most of the superheroes were dudes. That's true. Well, I heard the ladies from Wakanda really rocked it in Wakanda forever. I haven't seen it yet. It was hell and black pants in the first place. They were badass. They saw a true female tribe, female warrior tribe. They were based on a real female warrior tribe. They were serious.
Speaker: So what they did in Wakanda forever was good. It was good. You were no joke. I haven't seen it yet, but I will watch it eventually. It took me a long time to watch the first Black Panther movie. I'm not really watching Marvel movies like I used to anyway. Although I was all over, and I'm not going to lie. Yeah, I mean, I just now watched Ant -Man and Wasp. I haven't seen Guardians yet.
Speaker: I haven't seen Guardians yet either. I haven't seen Guardians. I haven't seen Dungeons and Dragons. I haven't seen Transformers yet. I probably won't see Dungeons and Dragons. I do want to watch the new Disney series with the hearing. Secret Invasion. Secret Invasion is about to come out yet. That's all over the place. That's all over the place. But yeah. The reason why women weren't superheroes.
Speaker: because the job is in the kitchen, making me a sandwich. That's on you. That's on you. What's going on, Sadie? I agree. Well, duh. That's them. That's them. Now, Roger Simmons, let me throw this to you. That's the mole. If you watched Avengers Endgame,
Speaker: When all the women got together and they was getting ready to fight, I thought that was dope. And I thought they could have made a ton of movies off of that long. Because it would have been nice to see it. It really would have been, because they was dating. And you had to realize how many female characters were willing to fight or had powers. I thought that was pretty cool, because when they did that scene, I was like, oh shit, OK. That one scene was badass when they all protected Pete. And they went in. I was like, I ain't mad at you. I wasn't. I wasn't like, shoot, I want to see this.
Speaker: I'm all for it. You know what I mean? Like, I don't want to sound like I'm against it as, as a, as a, you know, four sisters and I have two daughters of my own. I'm all for it, but. And I'm a guy I've grown up around women who fight. Yeah. I mean.
Speaker: Sometimes, and it goes no matter what you're looking at or how you're feeling about it, certainly, sometimes forcing something is worse than not doing anything at all. Then promoting or endorsing it, I agree. Yeah. Shit, I can't remember the name of the show.
Speaker: There was a show that I watched and it had, there was, well, there's two different shows that I watched. What was a zombie movie or a zombie show? And the other one was kind of like a walking dude. No, not necessarily walking dead. Maybe there were vampires. Hell, I don't know. They were like zombies. I'm not running the, I'm not doing it. I want, I got to kill, but I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. They expect these things, man.
Speaker: Does it shake to send a letter to Canada? Who's it going to? Canada. It says, dear Canada, f*** you. F*** you and you're polluting the air with all your smoke from your spontaneous wildfires that just popped up out of nowhere. I got nothing to do with that bullshit.
Speaker: That's right. Cause everybody keep going there when there's a zombie apocalypse kicked in. Where'd he go? I ain't going nowhere.
Speaker: My ass is going, I done, I done told y 'all. My ass is going to Walmart, Sam's Club, or Costco. I'm gonna have plenty of food, weapons, things to do, generators, vile Canadian smoke. I'm gonna have, I'll have gas if I go to, you know, a Walmart or Sam's Club or Costco that has a gas station out front.
Speaker: sitting on the board of the river. And if I'm lucky, if I'm lucky, I'll find one right next to a Lowe's or a Home Depot and then I'll have all kinds of built building material to build my wall. Keep zombies and shit out. They're gonna climb over the wall. You don't play the video game. I'm hoping we get like
Speaker: I'm hoping we get like Michael Jackson thriller zombies and not or war Z or 28 days later zombies. It's probably going to be 20 days later motherfuckers were smart as shit in World War Z. Man, that was fast as fuck and smart as fuck. 28 days later, 20 weeks later. Oh, I ain't messing with this. I'm eating a bullet. If that's the zombies, we get fucked up. And we ain't got enough ammo. Yeah.
Speaker: I'll never forget Resident Evil when they got the DC. Even the gun animals was infected flying around us a year. We too. We too. That's my game plan. I'm going to hit up Vances. It's a gun store right down the road. I'm going to hit them up. I'm going to clear them out. All right. You ain't got enough ammo, bro. You got to get the head.
Speaker: They don't feel no pain. What was that damn show? There was a show on FX, I think it was, that came out just a little bit after Walking Dead, and they had this cat on there. His name was 10K. It's his scrawny little white kid. And the zombies killed his dad, and he made a vow to kill 10 ,000 zombies. And he was a whole sniping -ass son of a bitch.
Speaker: He had, he notched him off every time he killed one, he notched him off on his gun and shit, but they called him 10K. He was a little nasty son of a bitch, man. He was sniping them bastards from six, 700, 800 yards away, just dropping them like they were nothing. Actually he died at the end. I don't know how far he made it in the show, to be honest with you. There's a couple of times where he thought he was a goner and then all of a sudden
Speaker: when they needed him from half a mile away, zombies just drop it and you see that little glint of his scope and everybody's like, oh shit. That was a good one though. That was a good zombie show. Zombie show. I don't even remember that. What's the name?
Speaker: the strain. Yeah, no Z Nation. I think I do remember Z Nation. I didn't watch it. I remember it was advertised. Oh, I think he did get turned into a zombie at one point, but he was still like he was he was infected, but he wasn't a full fledged zombie. So he was still killing him. Yeah. Oh my God. I ain't gonna make it. My hands come on 10 o 'clock. My hands got me staying up. Okay.
Speaker: Oh, shit. Nice. What's that? Ah, podcast. I like sort of following us. Nice lazy podcast with dizzy. He's on the phone screener for the Roger and JP show. Nice. And he also does the Mike Calto after show on that one or two five bone that the bone I listen to. Oh.
Speaker: He's Canadian, but I guess we'll let that slide. He's become an American citizen. So I was going to do. I was going to do a broadcast morning. I'm going to wait. I'm gonna have to wait. I mean, I'm still waiting, Roger. Apparently they're just people are just dying from the jab. This was turning the zombie from them bath salts in Miami about 10 years ago too. They did turn into zombies. I saw that they were doing this.
Speaker: You just shoot them in the fucking head. Yeah, then they gotta die from that. Gotta kill the brain. Can't shoot the heart. Shoot first. Ask questions later. If there's zombie, you got to. If there's zombie, you got to. Shoot first. Ask questions later. You okay over there? All day or day?
Speaker: Shouldn't have been running with that zombie crowd. Wasn't. Just happens. Sometimes the people you run around with will guilty by association. Damn that shit. Damn that shit. Night Night Ninja. Damn that shit. Obviously they're watching.
Speaker: I could go with a couple, but I'd be watching. What? I'll run with a couple of them, but I'll be watching. I don't know shit. I keep to myself. Yes, we see. I keep to myself. I watch and I observe. Uh -huh. And then I comment. Oh, my God. Hide behind my camera and microphone.
Speaker: Don't be going for them. Yeah, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. There was a skit that I seen on TikTok. I don't remember who did it, but it was just a popular group. They do sketch comedy. They were doing the zombie apocalypse of this guy. Let's put you guys in.
Speaker: And they're like, no, don't worry. We weren't bit. We weren't bit, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, I don't care if you're a bit or not. Cause you have sex with any of them because that's how you become a zombie. And, uh, but at the, the one guy kept trying to leave because he was like, I mean, it might be worth it. Couple, a couple of hot zombies out in the yard. Unprotected zombie.
Speaker: Zombie love and have me a play. I don't know. I really don't know if we'll ever get a zombie apocalypse. I look forward to it though if we do. You're crazy. I'm gonna take advantage of it. There's some people out there that need popped in the head, whether they're zombie or not.
Speaker: Remember that one time in third grade, Frankie Shaw, when you took my lunch money, who's laughing now? Pop up. Double tap. Cause if we've ever learned anything from horror movies, when you think they're dead, they'll jump up at the last second and get your ass. This is true. Double tap. That was rule number two, I believe in zombie land.
Speaker: great movies right there. Great zombie movies. Woody Harrelson. A little weird nerdy kid. I think Jesse Eisenberg or some shit like that. I'm scrolling the news. Don't mind me. Did you hear about? Speaking of zombies, did you hear about that dad who faked his own death and then showed up at the funeral in the helicopter?
Speaker: Yeah, man, he wanted to test his family's loyalty. TikToker fakes his death to test his family loyalty and then shows up at his own funeral. A 45 year old TikToker decided to teach his extended family a serious life lesson after feeling they didn't appreciate him.
Speaker: David Barrington of Belgium, known as Ragnar, or Ragnar Lefufu on TikTok, went about teaching his friends and extended family a thing or two about the importance of keeping in touch with loved ones by faking his own death, according to a TikTok video posted the other day on the 11th by Thomas Fout, a funeral attendee
Speaker: David revealed the prank by attending his own funeral, arriving by helicopter and accompanied by a film crew, the TikTok shows. His loved ones looked at the chopper confused and some even filming on their phones before David steps out and reveals that he was actually alive and well. Speaking of filming on phones, I'm gonna let you finish that first though. Yeah. But I mean, it was like,
Speaker: like his daughter had put rest in peace, daddy. I'll never stop thinking about you. Did he possibly at the funeral? I say you're on social media. Why is life so unfair? Why you, you were going to be a grandfather and you still have your whole life ahead of you. I love you. We love you. We will never forget you. That's his daughter says. I'm just like, like, I mean, there's other things you can do to teach people.
Speaker: It's goddamn social media, man. It's got people. What's going on, Luke? Luke Campbell, what's good? It's got people acting and feeling some sort of fucking way, man. Like, I could never in my life imagine putting my kids through that or Nikki through that, faking my own death just to get back at people that I don't feel appreciate me. Got it. You don't appreciate me when you don't want me around? All right, deuces. I've cut more important people out of my life for less.
Speaker: Well, you're kind of used to it. What's that? Said you're kind of used to it. Well, yeah. I ain't got time for bullshit these days. You get sold out the brick. There's Roger Simmons. I just found him. I'm looking. So, the UFO was in Vegas. What do you think about that? That shit's wild, man.
Speaker: I don't know how true it is, but I've seen some of the videos and they're talking about seeing like eight to 10 feet tall creatures. I was like, yo, they're here. They are here. They are not playing with them videos either. But like, yo, yeah, I don't know what. And I did see another video. They talk about this planet called the bureau that's supposed to be here.
Speaker: They said, it's already opening around the sun. They're sitting on the other side. They were like, they already here. I said, yeah, we're going to see. I ain't seen no eight foot motherfucker here. But apparently, they're here. They going hard with these UFOs. That's what I'm talking about around here. You're sick, man. You're sick, man. The truth is out there. Yeah, you just don't know.
Speaker: Where's the damn whistle? Jesus. Yeah, right. I know the theme song. Where's the damn whistle? I was wondering. It just cut out on me like now we're done here. You're done. Where's the damn whistle? There it is. Mark.
Speaker: I respect your look. Very nice. What are you doing? What do you want to be, my friend? Nah. Or are you another asshole? No. I mean, I'm an asshole, but you can be friends of the show. We won't be mean. I mean, well, we might, but it's all in good nature. Prepare your anuses to be probed. Negative. Good. I've seen some. I've seen a lot of alien movies.
Speaker: Much like grizzly bears and kangaroos, don't get put on my list, motherfuckers. The only people I've ever seen get pruned like that by aliens on Event Horizon. E .T.'s gonna phone home, Tony D. Gonna put it right in your butthole.
Speaker: Y 'all want stuff up your butthole. I don't want anything up my butt. That is an accent only, my friend. And trust me, if y 'all motherfuckers know the demons that I exercise, you don't want to be anywhere near my butthole. It would be at your best interest to stay away from my butthole. I can't make it no clearer to nobody. I can't make it no clearer to nobody. In no one certain terms, this ain't what you want.
Speaker: You're all heard and seen Tony D shitted on the broadcast. You've seen me eating on the broadcast. He never saw me shit. He hates you. We also hear you leave. I'll be back. Who does number two work for? Calm down Austin Bauer. You are sick. You are sick.
Speaker: I'm just saying. I have not heard this at all. I've never heard that. Some people say the aliens are actually demons. I'll be down for some demon action. I'm just saying, I'm just saying demons beware. Cause if I see demons rolling around my way,
Speaker: Next thing y 'all won't get is this. And you know what that means? That means Sam and Dean's won't get your ass. Them Winchester boys. You don't know nothing about that life. No. You don't know nothing about supernatural. No. I never watched it. I just had to check.
Speaker: I never watched it. Play your song, man. Play your song. Play what song? I don't even have a song prepared. You might like Supernatural.
Speaker: It's not a bad show. There's a couple of, I remember seeing it up there. There's like 15 or 16 seasons. There's an out of 16 seasons or 15 seasons. There's only like two, maybe three seasons that were, eh, but they were worth suffering through at the end of the day. They were worth suffering through. Yeah. Like they, they had, they have one or two episodes or one or two seasons. They got real, real Jesus -y and real religious. Makes sense.
Speaker: But outside of that, I mean, the whole concept was like, obviously supernatural, was like demons and the devil and angels and God and ghosts and vampires and werewolves and cryptids like the Wendigo and Chupacabra and stuff like that. Chupacabra meaning Guatemala.
Speaker: look at what the wind blew in here. Brian is working ready to take a break. Welcome to the show, Stan. Perfect timing. Yep. What up, Johnny? I can't remember. I didn't get a chance to download new music because I was uploading new episodes before the show tonight. I downloaded it. I just didn't send it to you. I'm working on that shit, bro. Follow through. I'm not really good with the follow through part.
Speaker: Yeah. I was going to say, if it's on YouTube and you just tell me that the artist in the title, I can download it really quick. Well, not right now, but I mean, I can have it ready. Let's do, we haven't done our guys in a while. In a while. Let's do a little black top of me, Joe.
Speaker: Oh, but what do we do before we come back to the same shit like that? I'm still, I got a lot of music on here. Let's do this. Let's do a blacktop mojo, mojo featuring Dylan Wheeler with a getaway car, their audio slave cover. And we'll be back here in a few minutes. Stan.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. I need you to read. Right as we get ready to take our 45 minute break. I'll see you in and out. Oh, wait. We'll be right back here in a few minutes. Check out enjoy a little Blacktop Mojo. Check them out on YouTube and wherever you stream music at Blacktop Mojo. Show the guys some love. Let them know we sent you.
Speaker: First time I saw you, you were chasing down As I come on, all alone in a field Where your eyes and clothes I kept rolling on I never thought you'd wind up chasing
Speaker: To settle down, I won't hesitate to hit the alley Before you lay me a ways now To settle up, and I'll help you find something to drive Before you drown me
Speaker: You're tired of walking you below the ground The sidewalk will barely touch your feet The light moves too slowly to hold you down With ringing hands you take it out on
Speaker: I won't hesitate to hit the highway Before you lay me to waste no hope Set it up and I'll help you find something to drive Before you drive me insane
Speaker: Get yourself a car, drive it all along Get yourself a car, ride it on the wind Get yourself a car, drive it all along Get yourself a car, ride it on the wind
Speaker: You settle down I won't hesitate to eat the highway Before you lay me to waste no It's dead or long And I'll help you find something to try Before you drown
Speaker: So get yourself a car and drive it all along Get yourself a car and ride it on the wind Get yourself a car and drive it all along Get yourself a car
Speaker: Ride it on the wind, yeah. You're on mute. What the hell? There we are. I'm not on mute. You was. Well, I'm also fighting with my phone as well. I was singing, so it was a good thing I was still on mute.
Speaker: What's up? Mojo featuring Bill and Will are with their cover body of slaves. Get away car. Get away driver. I don't know. By the way, great song. Great cover. Welcome back to the nonsense. Go now and since everybody I'm click Tony's here momentarily. We don't know how long he's going to last and stay down. Dale has joined us for the show.
Speaker: If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Don't forget you can listen to us anytime. Don't, that's me. Don't, you don't have to have that. I think one of you is enough, bro. We don't need you. Truly genius at work, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker: because his show and he does everything. You added it. I didn't add it. I said, don't add it. I had a curse over. I never hit the button. Yeah, I didn't. I'm looking at my phone. I'm doing something. How's everything going? Yeah. Well, oil machine you got here, bud. What I was trying to say was
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Speaker: I was not. Where the hell did it go? I'm losing my fucking religion over here. You never had any. Oh, there we go. There we go. Is that going to work? That's not what I wanted to do.
Speaker: I don't know what I'm doing. Stan to be 100 % honest with you. I'm just over here. Just. That's cool, man. Figure it out. Just **** up life and. What happened to Tony? I'm wearing you. Hey, Scott. He's taking. No, I'm not. Hey, anyway, Stan, what's going on with you, man? What's what's up? What's been up with you? Same **** bro. You know, you work, you drink, you sleep. That's about it.
Speaker: visit, visited Mike Tyree the other night for a little while. Yeah. Yeah. Ain't seen him in a while. So that was fun. How's, uh, how's him and the wife he doing? So he finally wiped her up. Yeah, great. Actually, he's the one person marriage actually helped. Yeah. I never met two people that actually liked each other more after they got married. That was weird.
Speaker: Yeah, but they've been together since what? Like high school. Yeah. Since they were like 20 some year, 25 or six years or something like that. Yeah. Since they were like four. Yeah. They were in high school when they were four. They were, they were, it was an arranged marriage. This is what I was trying to do during break. And I didn't mean for.
Speaker: I made a new picture. Since we were talking about the LGBTQ community earlier. So, uh, I did actually pull up some music for you the other night and I went and found some old feuds to send to him so he could kind of see, you know, I mean an idea. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, I mean, I think I think the This is my dick and then it is a joke too. So, you're wrong. There we go. Okay. Alright. You got it.
Speaker: Yeah. You sure? I think so. Ah, technical difficulties on my end. Bye, babe. I apologize. You want my Geek Squad account? What's that? You want my Geek Squad account? Yeah, right. I might need it. I don't know if they're going to be able to help me, though. Be nice in a salad with, uh, sorry about that. It'd be fun watching them try. Yeah, right.
Speaker: You need to turn it down, I'm tired of this. I told Blacktop Mojo clicks at me, and that's when the trouble started. They're actually friends of the show. They like us for some weird reason. Wicked voice, but very badly. Well, the lyrics were Chris Cornell when he was an audio slave. You just have to listen to the song. I mean, it tells a story.
Speaker: Please stop. But, um, yeah, no, I think the biggest thing with like, and I've tried to tell Jeff this when it's been like trivia related or, or anytime we do some kind of game on here, slow down, take a breath. You don't have to figure out, bro. Yeah. It's not six, Jeff. It can last more than 10 seconds. There's no reason that the same person can't give the same answer either.
Speaker: Definitely you can play against the chat and it eliminates that whole having to wait for them to answer thing too. There's no reason you can't both have an answer, the same answer, I mean. Well, I think, I mean, the chat can answer whatever they want. That's what I was trying to tell him. I mean, the same answer is you. Yeah, they can have it. All right, share the answers. I mean, hell, the Kevin Hawley Show waited for my answer so they could beat each other.
Speaker: because Kevin made up this damn game and couldn't even, couldn't even win without my answer. Yeah. It didn't matter how long he said by not saying nothing. He took 45 minute fucking breaks, bro. But yeah, but that's what I told him. I was like, you know, 100 people pulled name the top five things that are delicious in the shower.
Speaker: Eating soap. That's not on the list. Okay. Shut up. That's fine. You just get the answer. Exactly right. Just take the answer. Just take the answer and then give us the top five. We don't need top 20 or top 10, just the top five, just top three for all that matter. I don't really care, but slow down. It's not a race. And then you just read from the bottom up and then whoever got all the people that got the number one answer.
Speaker: Glick, Tony, Roger, get five points and move forward. Yeah. But I mean, he's done trivia and stuff on here before. And he's seen how I've done it and everything. And I'll ask the question and I'll wait, especially if the chatters box is getting involved. I'll give him a few minutes. And we'll kind of bullshit about the question or joke around with our answers or whatever. But he knows what he's doing. He's just laser locked on his way of doing things.
Speaker: understood. So, but, um, I think, you know, the games are fun. It's just, it's, it's just, it gets kinda, um, Oh, I mean, for lack of words, boring when it's just me and Tony going against each other or Tony. That's right. If you're playing, if you are playing against the chat board, they're playing against you. Everyone's playing against each other.
Speaker: then it's not just us against each other in an immigrant, you know what I mean? It changes everything. Because I've already established the fact that I'm the smartest son of a bitch on this show. Because you don't have to play against the chat board. I'm smarter than the chat board, too, trust me. How do you know? Because I am. America beat it against them. I do. Actually, I have, because they used to take part in the starting fives. Now, granted, they had their starting five and our starting five, but all the votes were
Speaker: calculated the same, so to say. I used to school them too. Oh boy. Fucking genius. I had no idea. I'm sorry. How many starting fives did you win again, Tony? Glue. Wait, wait. What did you try to win, Tony? Huh? All of them? How did you try to win?
Speaker: Well, his people don't know me, even though they love my lyrics. Listen, listen, listen. People claim conspiracy so hard, there's no way to hell with Glick went all them damn categories, but we was furious. Oh, it's some bullshit.
Speaker: So my people don't know you, but I, I only posted it into the podcast pages that people follow the podcast. I posted it. You would post it on your personal social media and I would still get more votes than you on your personal social media. I still call conspiracy. I still call conspiracy.
Speaker: The people don't know me. It's not like I was out here making videos, begging people to vote for me. And then people weren't even reading the list and just voting for a certain individual and then getting caught and then getting out of butt hurt because I called them out and made fun of them for it. And that wasn't you, Tony D, either. So we all know who that was. And his name rhymes with Schmigsmalk.
Speaker: We had a great list. But then again, I was just having fun with it. No, we all I think we all came up with pretty good list. Just mine were better. 27 times. 27 times. 27 times.
Speaker: You know, has, you know, you know, you do know of any champions out there that have more championship victories than me? No, you don't. Because there's not. How about more valuable championships than you? Championship is a championship. It doesn't matter.
Speaker: I mean they literally they literally gave a dude an NCAA women's swimming championship. Are you going to say that my championship is less than hers? It's greatest champion of all time and you are jealous. I dare say they may be an argument for the trans women having better championships than you.
Speaker: I would gladly put up my starting five championship saying that it is a more valuable championship than some dude who was like 500th in the world and then decided that he was going to grow his hair out and put a bathing suit on and call himself a woman to win an NCAA swimming championship. Damn shame. But transgender are allowed to compete in the starting five because we don't have a men's and or women's group.
Speaker: Just put that out there to the transgenders. We accept you. I am so glad you said that. I took Jason to McDonald's last week, right? To what? Hang on. Who's going on? Who went to McDonald's? Get a kids meal. Oh, McDonald's. OK. You know, you get a kids, but you got to say you're the one for a boy or for a girl, right? Yeah. They say they don't do that. No, they stopped doing that a long time ago. I was like, what do you mean they don't do it anymore? Hey, you tired?
Speaker: Yeah. They're like, um, quote unquote gender neutral, I guess. Yes. So they don't get the cool toys anymore, man. They don't. How are you? Like that was, that was like the coolest thing about going to McDonald's as a kid and getting a happy meal because McDonald's used to have some like cool ass fucking toys. You know, when you're good, they are.
Speaker: Well, yeah, I mean, but they had like Hot Wheels and Transformers and whatnot. Then they had, remember they had the, they had all the McDonald's characters and like, you got a, you hit a Big Mac that transformed into a robot or whatever, or the chicken nuggets and stuff.
Speaker: Right. That was cool. But the ones they have now are cool for the kids today. Are they really though? Because my son, he still likes to get a kid's meal and he honestly just throws it away. It used to be a few years back, but now that this is gender neutral crap, it's like a fucking coloring book. Oh, I guess I don't know about it. Yeah. In their choice. Just a mentality from you. What's that?
Speaker: Speaking of McDonald's, I don't know if you guys seen this or not, but it's Grimace's birthday this month. It is today. Yeah. And all month long, they have special Grimace. They have a Grimace birthday meal, but they have a mixed berry milkshake as well. Now that you can ever get one because our ice cream machine is always down. But McDonald's is celebrating Grimace. Like I said, he has your mentality. So you did that right.
Speaker: Not you, Jason. Oh, let me see it. So happy birthday to Grimace. Happy birthday, Grimace. And that might not mean anything to anybody except for people in our age group, because we grew up with all, and I don't even know that they really celebrate the characters like they used to, but remember they had, they had the Hamburglar, there was Grimace, there was Ronald.
Speaker: you don't hear about them anymore. What is it? Mayor Big Mac or some **** like that? There was a sheriff. I don't hear about that **** no more. Then there was that little chick. Ever since Ronald got all creepy and **** they stopped **** using him. Yeah. And he had and he had uh what was it? Uh Mac after midnight or some **** the moon guy. What? You remember the the remember the dude that had the head? It was like a it was like a quarter moon. I think his name was like Mac after midnight or something like that. That was it was Mayor Big Mac, bro. Yeah, Mayor Big Mac.
Speaker: No, it was, uh, I'm going to try it. I'm going to call mom. Okay. Call mom. What are you doing? Proving yourself wrong. Bye, Johnny. Don't pay you enough for this show.
Speaker: Don't pay you enough. Do they pay you? No, they don't pay me. I do this for fun and support, but it's not appreciated. No, I'm looking it up. I'm not going to prove myself wrong, all right? They matter if they know what's good for them. Yeah. Or else I'll text you. Yeah. Tony sun's the best part of this show so far. Jesus Christ. McDonald characters.
Speaker: It was Robert McDonald, uh -oh, Officer Big Mac. Officer Big Mac. Was he a cop? That was in the beginning. He became mayor. No. No, the Hamburglar, Bertie the early bird, Grimace. It was Mac tonight, and it wasn't the mayor. Mac tonight was the dude that had the fucking - You said Big Mac. No, I said Mac after midnight.
Speaker: it was this it was it was he like played the piano and he had like the quarter quarter moon head. Oh, smooth ass drawing. Have you seen all those killer whales taking out boats? Bro, them bitches are they're they mean business. We were just talking. I think it was **** with one of them and the whole goddamn motion went crazy. Was that you and me Tony that we're talking about that? About that that that that sea lion or whatever that jumped up on the boat.
Speaker: Yeah, there's a video going around and there's like a sea lion or whatever and it like jumps up on a boat. And this lady is like a fisherman's boat or whatever, a fishing boat. And this lady starts recording and she's like, hey, little sea lion, what are you doing? Looking all cute. And the sea lion looking scared as fuck, like shook as hell. And then she pans out and you see just off the boat was like seven or eight killer whales.
Speaker: And then a few minutes go by and she's talking to the sea lion and shit. And then all of a sudden you start to see two of them start circling the boat and going underneath the boat and everything else. I'm like, yo. You're kicking out the rudders, bro. It's time to go, man. Like, why are we fucking around? I'm full steam ahead.
Speaker: Johnny, bro. The ocean's pissed off. There's been more shark attacks this year than ever. Yeah. I'm doing my best Miami, my best Miami vice. Just fucking parked in that boat and going like it's a drug race. I'm running from Miami vice or some shit. Yeah, no. It's crazy, man. It really is. You ain't wrong. Something's going on in the ocean, man. It's probably them fucking aliens that we was talking about earlier.
Speaker: Dude, can you tell me why aliens are always naked? How come aliens don't wear clothes? Why are we the only ones that wear clothes? Even elf was naked. Yeah, but also aliens don't have junk and stuff. They look like kindles. How do you know? Well, I mean, every picture and artist's rendition of alien, they just look like a kindle. It's tucked away, bro.
Speaker: Is that where the drag queens and trainees learn to talk? They learn from the button on the back of their neck when you hit it, it pops out. Oh, Tony's getting tucked in for the night. I had to mute while Jason was calling his mother. Sorry. Oh, you're good. Yeah, man. I, I, which ain't wrong. There's some shit going on in the ocean.
Speaker: I didn't know the killer wheels hitting the boats surprises me. I don't know where that's coming from. They said there was one one something happened to one that they let back into that back into the wild and like immediately after that where that one went. Those groups started taking out rudders and then one by one, these words out, you and Billy dress apart. That's that's literally the story. It's insane, bro, but they're they're smarter now.
Speaker: They are smarter than Glick. They'd win the top five if they were playing against Glick. So are you saying my competition is? I mean, you can't talk. I mean, you say that as a diss towards me, but at the same time, what does that say about my competition? Oh my God.
Speaker: I question the audience. I mean, I was riding the short bus. Me too. I was riding the short bus, but apparently I was riding the short bus with the goddamn valedictorians of the retard class. Unless you're going to watch it. Does it feel better? I'm just trying to charge him up. Oh, you good. You're good till you go to bed. I can't help it. I can't help it if the audience loves me, Tony D. Say what? I can't help it if the audience loves me. Oh, my God. Ethan, Danny, hey. I'm the MVP.
Speaker: Most valuable podcaster. What you looking at? That's right. Curtain characters. Because I was trying to remember that damn Mac, Mac, whatever the hell his name was. He was the mayor. You're right. He was the mayor. I just thought about it. I thought the mayor was Mayor McCheese.
Speaker: Ooh, you might be right about that.
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Speaker: Don't ever try to fact check me. I can fact check you all day. You can't fact check shit. I can fact check you all day. I mean, you could, but you would just tell me to Google it, and then I'd be like, no, so therefore you wouldn't fact check me, and I'd still be right. You can't fact check it, because people don't like nobody's sources. They swear their sources are there, and see if you got us full of crap. I am the source. You are not the source. I am the source. I am the matrix. No, you're not. If anything, you're the Ohio version of Neo.
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Speaker: Listen to your daddy. You're a good kid. Tony's like, I'm not going to waste my time messing with you. I'll get my kid to do that shit. Yeah. You're sticking up. You're sticking up for his pops. No, I was just, I think he just had found an easy target and took it. Yay.
Speaker: Oh, back to your real voice. This is beautiful. Let's do this. I have converted. I go everywhere. Welcome to my punk hat. They said I was a good boy. You did a live one. Get the big boys here tonight. I got the microphone.
Speaker: Jesus Christ. Exactly. Who is this Luke Campbell guy? That's what I want to know. Isn't he a country singer? That's Luke Bryan. I know he's a new listener. He's a new fan. Or she. I don't know. I don't know their pronouns. Stop scanning our fans.
Speaker: trying not to see that's that's why you this see that's why you have the same same group of people because you stay away even have one it's always so skeptical no let's just be honest let's just be real oh my goodness i gotta piss all right good luck stay real close lean over
Speaker: Oh, if you can't find it, you just lean over, bro. Mm hmm. Put your legs all the way back so you don't get them wet. You're going to come back with a towel. Exactly. Tony, when's your show on, bro? The show you do yourself? I did one. Are they random? Yeah, I did one Sunday.
Speaker: Like, how can I get notifications when they come on? You should have got one. If you got them, you gotta put the subscribe one on all. That's what I'm saying. Send me a link or something to it. I have someone send me a link to it. Are you a member of the podcast page, Stan? So, yeah. Don't worry about that. I don't go on. I won't ever go on. I'll send you a link. I'll send you a link by a text.
Speaker: Text seems to work better for you anyways. Yeah, because I don't do that. I don't go on. I go on Facebook. I'm sure my background. That's it. I did another one Sunday night. I think I did a show Saturday. What was it Friday Saturday night? Was I there with Ted? I started checking for notifications. Tony, do you have Spotify? No. I got a free version, but I'm barely on it. Well, yeah. I mean, you don't need a paid version. I have Spotify. I'm not paying Spotify premium.
Speaker: Go on there and check out the scumbag lounge. Why? Listen to the name. These cats are cool. They're down in South Carolina. They're cool. We're going to be. Your definition of cool has been awkward ever since I met. No, no, no. Trust me, Tony. I promise you, you'll like, you'll like them.
Speaker: uh they'll be joining us right or we'll be joining them or we'll we're gonna collaborate uh 40 Fonz and Kay Stuckey Stuckey yeah Stuckey you could have said their names yeah it's their names 40 Fonz and Kay Stuckey okay uh scumbag lounge podcast uh they did a they did a uh they're on vacation right now they just posted a new episode it was like uh um i think it was uh
Speaker: Um, an old episode, but they had a couple of ladies from brown sugar radio on there. And then man, the four had, the four had me dying. I was rolling. But then I listened to their latest episode today. After I got to listen to that one. Um, but they're, they're cool. We're, we'll, we'll be doing something together here very soon. Um.
Speaker: Might be, I gotta, I gotta talk to him a little bit more, but might be trying to do something with another podcast. Uh, go to our Instagram page. Um, nonsensical nonsense podcast and check out our story. Uh, I just shot out a couple of podcasts. Um, Sunday night smoke. Obviously our guys smoke. We all know her smoke is.
Speaker: The scumbag lounge, those guys, and then handcuffs and headsets. It's a true crime podcast hosted by a sheriff's deputy and a dispatcher. They just started. I just put the link in the chat, Stan. I see it, thank you.
Speaker: that's my YouTube page. It's on YouTube? It was on YouTube. Yeah. Um, Brian showed up. I don't think you met Brian. Brian's a dude. I was originally trying to do a show with he's he's he's an illegal Mexican and looks in the legal America. Perfect. Um, he was a legal American down and he finally did. I have people here. We're here first. Oh my god. I tried to do a show. He popped up. So, we ran it for him a little bit. Then my man, Fireman Rich popped up. I think Glick was in the chat on that one.
Speaker: I think I popped in and said hi Sunday, but that was about it. That was it. And, um, cause we were watching movies. This is not doing the whole thing. Now my link tree, I can put that in here too. I don't think, I don't think you two listen to link tree in there. I don't know. I can send Stan a link to your, uh, YouTube one. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, there it is. That's my link tree. But that was linked tree.
Speaker: Linktree is the site where you can put all of your links for your social media. All of them make BioLink. Oh, really? That's pretty cool. Yeah, we have BioLink for this show. You got BioLink? Yeah, we got BioLink for this show. Tim put me onto that. My mixed clouds on there, my YouTube, my Twitch, my Twitter. Those are the four I'm trying to get the most numbers on right now. Tony's an internet rapper. Listen to his original freestyle song. You're a rapper?
Speaker: I could make an album for once. I just don't think it'll sit. I still want to hear a little bit of you doing something because I think everything you're going to surprise me because I kind of half as expected. But I think you would surprise a lot of people if you if you. Well, you know what's crazy on them. What I would do when
Speaker: wouldn't go with today's trends and the reason why they put them thing else. Oh wait, you're going to bring the old school sound back. Oh my god. I would have if I were to rap when I wanted to, I might have came out like how Will Smith did. Yeah, but I wouldn't have came out as a gangster. I wouldn't have came out as like a criminal or nothing. I would. Oh, you're getting jiggy with it. Will Smith does. Well, you don't have a. I'm really outcast or you know, I mean, they were outcast. I would, I would have sounded like. You know what I'm saying though. But I mean, they were, you know what I mean?
Speaker: Yeah, you're correct. Um, what I have, I don't know because the way rap was trending, I think I would have tanked. Well, you never know unless you try. It's one of those things, you know, I could have had a hit here. I could have made, and even when I was at work, when I was with the track around 2000, I knew a guy, he was a producer. We was talking about doing a jam. I said, I can drop you. I know what song that'll go down right now. I made, I had in my own head. I made it my own. I put everything together.
Speaker: I don't have a studio or nothing. I can write rounds all day, but I know the kind of sound I want to have. That's going to be the hard part. If I was to ever do something, I know the sound I want to have. You know, many good artists have never been heard because they didn't meet the right person at the right time. I believe. I believe. And then you got to get marketed. Then you got to get. There's a lot of great talent that's been unheard out there, bro. Tons of it.
Speaker: Tons. Yeah. Reach out to talented or like you guys used to do Stan on open mic live. We found a lot of it. You sit on you for playing music of unheard artists when you're trying to help them grow and promote them.
Speaker: all of my heart has ever heard of. When Stan hears it, he's gonna be like, well, yeah, I know this guy, I know this guy, I know this guy. Yeah, because you're just doing, you're just doing a music show. I mean, you're not, you know. You can't do the same thing, Blake.
Speaker: Glick, I play music like you play with your beard. It's just as simple. I'm just saying like, yeah, you're playing
Speaker: underground artists that were already there were already been played out on the radio or played on the radio. Underground means you didn't get out 30 years ago. Not underground. I played major jams and that's what I did. I had a whole new show. That's what I'm saying. I did something like old music video show like video show, video vibrations, young TV raps. I did a lot of things like that because I miss what we have back then. Yeah. So, I got about I like I got like 32 broadcast on mixed cloud.
Speaker: And I was trying not to repeat any songs. That was my biggest challenge, not repeating any songs. Because when I was on Haps, I did it. I did like 50 hours of music. I might have repeated 12 songs. So what Tony does with his music show would be like if they gave him, which would be cool as fuck, like an old school hip hop, XM radio station. Well, they got one already. I know. But if they gave you a show on that channel,
Speaker: is they gave me a show on the channel. It's what you kind of - Oh, that takes his money. It takes sponsorships, number two. Now here's the kid - That's where the money comes from. You got what LL's doing. You got what the channel was before LL got there. Oh no, I remember what the channel was before LL got there. So the clicker is, what would I do different than what they did? And honestly, what LL's doing right now would kill what I do. Well, they got Rock the Bells, but there's another old school hip hop channel as well, isn't there? I thought there was another one, the channel - No, Rock the Bells took over the old one.
Speaker: Well, I thought there was two of them. There was rock the bells and that one. I thought, I thought old school hip hop, rock the bells to go over to other old school channel. It switched. Yeah. So they got three hip hop channels and they got three R and B channels, but I mean, yeah. And like I said, I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to dis I'm trying to find a comparison and what I've done differences. You try not to be repetitive and play.
Speaker: One thing we all hated back in the 80s and 90s, we're seeing the same damn video over and over. And let me know when I go too far, but Stan doesn't know this when I was on Haps. Too far.
Speaker: shut up when I was gonna have and I was trying it out. Everybody was telling me to do my thing. I started over like some R &B jams. I did some top four. I try to keep it clean. They were like, nah, do what you do. Do what you do. So I went and pulled out my hip hop shit. Right. I went the fuck in. I was going to be deep. Yeah, cool. I did. That's what people really want though, bro. It is what they want. And I can say on my Twitter page, you got to go back to
Speaker: September of 2021. The audio is glitchy. The video is glitchy. But those were some of the original ones I did. I've actually done marathons. I did a boogie down production marathon. I did a public enemy marathon. I did a hammer marathon. All of them were two hours a piece. A hammer marathon was all of three minutes and 45 seconds. No, it was two hours. Just kidding. It was little. I did a digital underground marathon. And then late last year, early this year, I started redoing the old ones so I could have the audio and video with it. That's on my miss cloud.
Speaker: I got a De La Soul Marathon for when, what's his name, died a few months ago. Remember them? Yeah. We talked about when he passed away. Of course. I'm just making sure, because I don't know if you listen to hip -hop or not. Honestly, I don't. Oh, yeah. No idea. OK, if you do cool. So I did a De La Soul Marathon. I did a digital underground marathon. I just did a new edition marathon about a week and a half, two weeks ago. That took me three and a half hours. Now, my specifics was doing the video and not just doing the song with the album cover.
Speaker: With New Edition, I pulled a couple of songs out with just the album cover. This is also liked. But when I do my marathons, I try to do their videos, not the hits, not the jams. But if a song had a video, that's what I wanted to play. And I did it in chronological order from when the song came out. So for that reason, I'm all the way up to about now. And I have fun. And what helped me was the audience. Sadie was there. Leslie was there a couple of times. Vanita, before she passed away, she would be there. Nancy has been there, even one that's been there.
Speaker: I've had fun. Roger Simmons, if he's still in the chat, he'll tell you, he will, he was there when I was going to have to do it and he would drop his request because he was a tech nine fan. I liked a couple of tech nine songs, but he pulled out a song I didn't know and it was good. So my man Ted would ask me to take requests and I was like, I ain't going to take requests first. He was like, why not? I said, I got a flow that I want to do. And this is when I kind of get like how Glick does. That's why I don't get mad at Glick when he puts his foot down on shit. When you have a flow, when you have an idea and you have a plan, you want it to work.
Speaker: when I started. That's what I wanted. I wanted this to go. I wanted to try to kick in my own way. I've actually had people, I put a couple of clips on TikTok because what I would do is when I would be live, I'll put on TikTok as well. I had people messaging me, dude, you are crazy. A couple of my coworkers caught the ones I did a couple months ago. They were like,
Speaker: You was jamming, but you were crazy. I had fun with it. I really did. I will put my own spin on there. That was an idea people was telling me to do. But I mean, that's smart anyway. I mean, to do your own thing so you're comfortable when you're first trying to figure out everything any fucking way. But then you can take requests. You don't play them all. Pick the ones that you pick your flow. Pick the ones that you pick your flow. Let me tell you what happened. What's that? And this is what bothered me. I had one guy. There was a Milton. Milton wanted to hear a Kiss Jam.
Speaker: I said, I'm gonna play it in a minute. I'm playing in a minute. He bothered me. He bothered me for about an hour. And then when I played the song, the son of a bitch wasn't there. Well, wait, that's what it was. Yeah, yeah. I apologize. Just to kick off. And Sadie was there for this bullshit, I'm about to tell you. The women that were there, they wanted to make requests. OK, we had a song here. We had a song there. Then they wanted to see that goddamn D 'Angelo video. I just walked away.
Speaker: Let the ladies have their moment that's all I gotta say let the ladies have their moment But I mean you could do a show specifically for request, but they also have to understand Okay, a you play a very specific style of music
Speaker: So for for for that idiot that that goofy son of a bitch come in and request kiss and then make an ass out of himself and that's where you said you're like, no, this is a hip hop and R &B. Well, I do. I do a top 41 like I did. I remember you did this rock because I know I have I know people that was enrolled with me. They're like they're rock. So I played a little
Speaker: I did ACDC, I think I did Poison, I did White Snake, I did Bon Jovi, I did Kiss. I pulled the ones that I knew, and then I told them to play, because I wanted them to play the last two hours. And it was contributing. It was cool. It was cool. If you're going to request a song, it should fit the format of the night. It should fit. That's what they did. Well, at first they were trying to mix it up, but then I said I'll do one one night for what you all are asking.
Speaker: Because that's how you keep your audience. You got to do something for them too. And I know DJs, they can't play specific songs they like because they said the crowd won't respond to it. But then to make the money, you got to play the music that they want to hear. And I used to do that. And Stan, I don't know if you remember or not, but I would do that from time to time because like when I was on Periscope and even TikTok, I always had music in the background.
Speaker: And I would just throw on whatever. It wasn't there. It wasn't like a music show. It was just on in the background. But every once in a while, because people like the music that I listen to, I would take requests. The only problem was if I didn't dedicate like an hour for requests,
Speaker: it would start to become the identity of my broadcast on Periscope. And that's never what I have to do. But you don't have to do that, though. So I would say, all right, I'm going to give you guys an hour to get your requests in after this hour is up. You know what? Then we're just going to play whatever I put on.
Speaker: I'm glad radio stations take requests. They play all of the requests that come in. No, bro. They play. They play some of them. You can do the same thing in a chat. But they also got to play the song that sponsorship tells them to play. I mean, a lot of times, what's that? What's that radio show? Clear, clear, clear some shit. Clear Channel. Clear Channel. You got to play specific song. You can't talk bad about them. Well, Clear Channel. I heart does the same thing. And in all honesty, because that's what advertisers pay for. Yeah. In all honesty, a little behind the curtain.
Speaker: And I kind of learned this from having a couple friends that worked for a couple radio stations here in Ohio. Those requests, you can call them and make requests all day long. If it's not in their rotation, it's not gonna play. Now, three days from now when that song's in that rotation, then they'll play that clip back of you calling the station and saying, hey, it's Tony D. I mean, my boys are getting croaked tonight.
Speaker: you know, we want to hear some E -40 and and then they got your E -40 but you made that phone call three days ago. Other than late night radio, other than late night radio, the DJs on radio stations are giving the songs like you don't you don't get to pick your own **** song, bro. They got a certain number of songs back when we was because there's a lot of money involved in that **** Yeah, they had consistent albums. It was certain songs they can play. Not even pull anything off the radio. They can do what they want to do. Right.
Speaker: I called the radio station in Montgomery. They had a hip hop station in Montgomery that started in 98. I called them and they actually played that clip that I played, that I said all the time. Cause I was like, man, I'm so glad you're down here. I don't never change my radio station. I went to work and a couple of my coworkers were like, dude, I heard your ass on the radio.
Speaker: Well, to piggyback on what Stan said, he's absolutely right. That third shift, that overnight shift, that's when you call and make your request. Because we'd be up partying on Fridays and Saturday nights. There was a country station.
Speaker: there was a rock station and a classic rock station that we always listened to and when that overnight shift would come in we'd call them and we'd get to bullshitting with the DJ and everything. That studio time is much cheaper bro so you don't need as many advertisers and you can frickin be able to get a little more freedom. Like we would call and we'd want to hear you know stone temple pilots and we'd be talking to the DJ for a few minutes
Speaker: And then the song would end and he'd come on and be like, all right, this is for Glick and his boys all partying and having a good time on the farm tonight. STP going out to you guys and it'd be instantaneous. But yeah, that third ship, they didn't give a fuck, man. That urbanite, fuck. That's the only time that's going to happen. Yeah. So Stan, would you be in a music game or the podcasting game for as long as you were and nothing against Glick? I would request your judgment on what I have done when you get the time.
Speaker: Well, yeah, of course. And the biggest difference between... There's no judgment. I mean, here's the thing is, I think people that are doing things, similar things, should be allowed to... people that you respect, you should be allowed to express opinions.
Speaker: And that's all they are. That's it. It's not a suggestion. It's not a criticism. This is my opinion on that shit. Do what you do. You've got a couple of judgments. And you know, you and I have had conversations. You do something cool, dude. And I appreciate it. That's why I would ask you, because I don't want no asshole coming crazy. I don't have to give a shit. I wouldn't do that. Yeah. But I want to improve upon it. I'm going to run out of music sooner or later.
Speaker: I know that that's what I'm trying to think of something different. I don't want to repeat it. Trust me. What I got up there is enough to carry anybody through their work. I don't know anybody for nothing. But I mean, I don't know how or why, but I have an act for this shit. You don't know that yet. But I mean, I've actually had people that are doing podcasts had me come hang out with them for a few nights.
Speaker: to kind of help them, you know what I mean? Like, all right, look, because they want, they want to get in an audience. You know what I mean? You don't do this unless you want to get an audience. I know. I mean, we have an audience.
Speaker: the
Speaker: You know, you know what you guys were doing and what Kevin was doing and stuff like that. You get your you get your lawyers that are going to stick around and hang out and be there every time you're live. Absolutely might get some new stragglers, but as I've told Tony and Jeff on more times than I can count, that's my lawyer right there. I'm alive.
Speaker: The live is one thing. Yeah, we want people here for the live. But I want people listening to the Spotify. I want people listening to us on the podcast platforms because those numbers, is what's gonna start putting money in my pocket, not their pocket, but my pocket. And this one. Me and this one right here. She had me rolling on one broadcast. I played at Bubba Sparks Ugly. She had me. We was tripping.
Speaker: She's from she's from Tennessee. She says she has had a farm. You know the part in that video and it was messing with the pigs. Yeah, yeah, he was coming. She's like leave the pigs alone. I was.
Speaker: You know, listeners can add so much to a show. I was in tears. I was sweating on the episode. I've had a ball doing these music broadcasts. They absolutely do. And I love our chatters box and I love the live. That's why we do the live show because, you know, even if we only got six people watching the show, which we don't, we get way more than that.
Speaker: But we also get a lot of people that watch and don't comment. They just lurk and hang out. You know, there's a lot of people who are looking for, there's some people who are looking for ammunition to talk shit about a show that they know nothing about. Yeah, but those are easy. You kind of just brush that shit off, bro. But, you know, those replay viewers, those replay listeners,
Speaker: They're going to listen on the Spotify and all the podcasting platforms and they're going to go, oh, shit, these guys actually do a live show. We can hang out with them. We can see what they look like. Holy shit. They actually they actually engage with their with their with the chatter's boxes as I as I've dubbed it. And then they're going to come and it's organically going to grow, which it has since we began this show.
Speaker: Yes, that's all you can ask. Now, you know, there's there's a big difference between fans of the show and people that are going to be here on the show, regardless of of who's here and who's not here. And there's also those people who are only going to be here if certain someone is here. And outside of that, they're not going to show their face.
Speaker: I've been learning in the last few weeks. Well, that was one of the that was one of the greatest compliments for me personally when I was doing my show was like we would have guests on so they would have people tuning in to see them that have never seen the show. Yeah. And then the following week when they weren't there, those same people were still tuning back in to watch it again. You know what I mean? Just to watch the show because they like the fucking show. They only tuned in to see their people. They came back to watch the show.
Speaker: To me, that was the biggest compliment I could get. And it's something that Tony and I have kind of gone back and forth on where he breaks my balls about like stuff like that. When we're playing like Blacktop Mojo and we're playing over and out or Blend or Saunis or, and I've told these guys, if you got local artists, let me know. Jeff had two artists and they were just crap.
Speaker: I mean, at the end of the day, the music was dog shit, and I'm not going to put it on here. And I'm not going to put my name or I'm not going to ask Tony to endorse it. Jeff might. I'm not going to. And I'm not going to have the show endorse bullshit music. Well, that's where FaceTime came in. I went to shows. I watched these bands. I saw these bands before I freaking embraced them. Well, I mean, we wanted to see if they were good people. I don't give a fuck. Dude, I've seen some great bands with shitty ass people. You're good. I'm good.
Speaker: I've seen some shitty bands with great people but I can't but you can't you can't taint people's trust in you with that. They trust you to bring something to them. You know what I mean? Well, they trust you to bring something to them but you also gotta help new artists get out there. Oh, we do. We do. I just saw, I saw a video on TikTok. Shaq, I guess he has a show and he said, if you got music, send it to me. I'll play it.
Speaker: Big ups to Shaq for that. He's always looking out, trying to help me. Well, he has a level that he can do that. He does have a level, but... We were still trying to build, so I mean... We are still trying to build. I agree with that. So we had every... I mean, listen, we got respect from people in two communities, comedy and music, that don't trust anybody. We got members of two communities to trust us, that don't trust anybody. That's not easy to do, bro. That took a lot of getting out there, talking to people and making them realize,
Speaker: I'm trying to help you. I'm not making a fucking thing on this shit. I'm trying to do something. You're just looking for the support. I understand that. And then they supported us. I never asked before. They just started supporting us. Well, and that's the other thing. You might put your support behind somebody who's not going to reciprocate it back, which is something that I'm moving past.
Speaker: a friend of ours reached out and she's like, oh, I got friends that are starting a podcast. Will you share it out and let people know about it? And like, yeah, if they can do the same.
Speaker: And I shared an episode and then I listened to a couple of episodes and I don't like it. I don't like what they're doing. I don't think it's in any way, shape or form any kind of content. I can appreciate what they're doing to a certain degree, but it's got a shelf life and they're all about themselves and they're all about growing and they're going to piggyback off of anybody. And everything has a shelf life, bro. So I'm like, yeah, I'm not going to support them.
Speaker: You know, there's been some bands that I was, that we were supporting and I stepped away from because, oh yeah, we'll come on the show. Oh yeah, well, you share our stuff, we'll share your stuff. Well, they weren't, so I pushed back away from it. Smart. We never asked you for nothing. That's the first smart thing he ever did. What's that? Nothing. He's being, he's being a knucklehead. He said you finally did something smart. T, that's what he said.
Speaker: Um, no, I, I, you know, now I'm just like in that phase where it's like, because you never, you never know when, when, you know, and it goes for us too. You never know when that person's going to get on the right set of years or the right eyes are going to end up on somebody. And if you build a relationship with them, as I've told Tony multiple times, it's called networking. Now granted, you know, we blacked out. Mojo has been our band on this show since we showed up in the band for the show. Absolutely. And, and, and, and, and, you know,
Speaker: We had Matt on the show, and we continue to support it, and they're very grateful for it. Beyond, you're grateful and appreciative for it. If I make a post, they generally share a post. They share that post. If I make one and I tag them in it, they generally share it. But you're good. You're good.
Speaker: naturally good person. So other good people will recognize that, whether they're talented or not talented, and they are going to embrace you regardless. Huh? I said, you hear that, you assholes? I'm a good person. Well, people can hear us. I didn't mean it, Sadie. Wait, we are live. Yeah, we're live. We're live. We're still live. People can hear us. I didn't want to unmute me, so I figured I'd say something nice. Shut up, Stan. You know, we have talked about doing something together
Speaker: Let me rephrase that. Easy. We have talked about doing a podcast or a show together since you were still doing all but Mike, Kevin was still doing his thing and he was actually good and I was just some drunk asshole in a garage on Periscope. No, he's just a drunk asshole in the building. In your show, Kevin rented out a studio and your show is still better than his. I mean, I can literally shove a camera up my ass and it would still be better than Kevin Holly.
Speaker: Yeah. Dude, when I was going through some old **** trying to find things for this, uh, I found some old break visions that I used to do Kevin Halley. Because I used to have long **** breaks. So, I would just turn my **** on live and I'd walk around the studio and make fun of it while he was outside. We were **** in that break vision. Dude, those **** my break visions got more views than his show did. Wow. Stay with your **** in that break vision because I was in the
Speaker: I interview people in the hallway. Don't get us wrong. We love Kevin and also about that. Kevin does, but I mean, you can love someone and observe what they're doing. Like you are who you are. I don't give you have a shit ass show. They're making you a bad person. Yeah.
Speaker: you know, I know we have a shit out show, but you know, like, um, I know, I know, I know Tony, you won't have any idea who this person is, but you want to talk about somebody riding the coattails of every coattail they can find fucking Ryan Hoppy with Hoppy Hour. That piece of shit. He's a fucking giant piece of shit. He wrote every coattail he could, including the number one talk show guy in Tampa, Mike Kauta. When Mike Kauta said,
Speaker: He was done with him. This motherfucker can't get a view, can't get a light, can't get it. This fool was going from two, three, four, 500 likes on a post to one. Now he gets one. He had like three or four, 5 ,000 followers on Instagram. Now he has 400. What did he do? He fucking shit on everybody who helped him. And I was one of the OGs to that show.
Speaker: and I'm I made a comment one time and he came at me sideways and I was like, oh, I don't know who the **** you're talking about. Mister, you had Mike Delta behind you and your show can't get no views and I ain't nobody and I got views for days compared to your goofy **** Yeah, back to the beginning of our show like he was part of one and two five and **** and uh so I brought him in, talked to him just actually to get touch his numbers a little bit. You know what I'm
Speaker: he uh so I burnt him on my show to promote his show. Now, when he had his show at Kevin's, all I would do is message in and Kevin will be like, oh, **** it's Stan from. Oh, number one rule on radio is you don't talk about other shows on your show. I'm like, well, if your show is good enough, you can do that, bro. Like, you don't have to.
Speaker: So if you're that worried about it, so then I just started freaking texting in and calling in just to fucking fuck with him and he hated me so bad. That dude fucking hated me, but he was such a piece of shit. I don't care. I would never do that to someone, but this dude literally was attacking me in messenger and shit. I'm like, what are you talking about, bro?
Speaker: And he'd be like, relax. What the fuck is your problem? So then once he started doing that, I'm like, you know what? I'm not playing games. I'm messenger. I'll just fuck with you on your show. Yeah, he got mad at me because I'm, you all know that I'm country as fuck. He got mad at me, you know, because I messaged him one day and this has been years ago. And I was like, hey, Bubba, what's going on? How's everything going? You know,
Speaker: and he responded back. Don't call me Bubba. I ain't Bubba. Don't compare me. That's what I'm saying, bro. Listen. I don't need that ****. I don't need that **** in my circle. I'm like, well, listen, retard. First and foremost, clean, man. I don't need that stupid **** man. I'm not calling you Bubba the lowest ones. I'm country as **** and that's what we say. We say Bubba or we say Bub or hey, bud or whatever like, you know,
Speaker: Yeah, like calm the **** down. You you are nobody. You were nobody in Cleveland. Miller isn't anybody because you got catfish in Rover's morning glory. Got pictures of you all out of the Internet in a hotel. You see how far you go.
Speaker: Oh no, this is on the internet. This is on the internet. Every time you get mad at somebody, let's just start doing it. Oh no, it's on the internet. That's like the one thing he's known for is when Rover's morning glory catfished him and thought he was soaking up with like this 40 year old milf and it was the show. Sorry. Sorry, Jay. What's that?
Speaker: He can't hear you. Go ahead. But it was a morning show setting him up. So they like bust in the hotel room. He's like six foot 10, lanky, goofy fucker. And he's asked, and it's all over the internet. Because Rover's Morning Glory is one of these syndicated morning shows all over the country.
Speaker: you know, they've got a they've got a ridiculous fan base. So, that's what his claim to I guess fame or whatever is him getting you know, it's worse than a Ryan Happy show. I'm sure he talks about Ryan Happy for five minutes. Yeah, that's true. You started this stand. You move, baby. I mean, play the song. It wasn't supposed to become a topic. I'm thinking sometimes I have things I have to say.
Speaker: That's where you're wrong. I already have one. Of course you do. I do. Steve and the seagulls. Never mind. What, House of the Rising said, yes you have. Oh, is it break time again? It's that bluegrass band that did Thunderstruck. I got to go flip my laundry. Well, I mean, I got my laundry going now. You have four minutes and 31 seconds. What? I'm trying to rush me off my damn show, Tony D. You can go to bed. I'm not in a hurry, bro. I'm going to, trust me.
Speaker: go watch mines. I've never been so little to do my laundry. You know, you know, I'd be angry but the simple fact that used to be on the Ryan Hoppy show and you were on the Kevin Holly show. I mean, I've never been on the Ryan Hoppy show. I feel like you have been. I know what you had him in your studio. Yeah. You know, when Kevin was having him in his studio, I used to **** with him. Yeah.
Speaker: But you were on the Kevin Hawley show. I really can't say Kevin Hawley was good at the time, bro. Kevin Hawley, you know how that happened? Kevin Hawley put feelers out on, on social media one time and said, Hey, any other local podcasts want to get together and, and, you know, join each other's shows or whatever. I was the only one that responded and drove out there to be on a show. I'm not gonna lie to you for the first, it's called year that we did that. It was a good show.
Speaker: And then he went off the fucking deep end. I don't know what happened, but like he, I don't know, bro. Kevin used to be a man, and I know he has it in him still, but he's so wrapped up in this conspiracy theories and I believe, and I blame the group of people, and this is what we were talking about earlier in the show, Tony D, when you hang around certain individuals and you just hang around a certain type of group,
Speaker: you you become that group and he and you know, Pat Berge and all these other all these other weird conspiracy theorists and and and and crazy white and everything else. That's what he became and and there were people who and and and then that **** idiot Shannon Burke, which. Take a lesson from Kurt Cobain instead of shooting your wife's dog, shoot yourself.
Speaker: My show ended. This cat kept asking me and asking me. I drove 45 minutes each way to do his show. Yeah. That didn't end until 11 o 'clock at night. So I wasn't getting home till 12 30 to help him with this show that he asked me to come do and like he didn't care anymore. Like I'm like, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing this shit. It's a waste of time. You don't want to listen to fucking nothing. Like you asked me to come here.
Speaker: You don't want to listen to a thing at all. You know what I mean? Like you want to sit here and talk about the same thing. You're talking about inside jokes. You're talking about. That's cool. That's in a while. Like if you every now and then. Yeah. But if the only people that know the joke are in the studio, you're wasting your fucking time. Well, we have we have show jokes here. Like words are hard.
Speaker: Yeah, but show jokes people know. Yes, I'm saying like, I don't think we have any inside jokes on the show. We have the words are hard, which is kind of just. And at this point, at this point, everybody knows if Jeff and I start singing summer breeze, we're making fun of my ex fiance.
Speaker: Um, you know, like, there's no inside jokes because we're so transparent here. Right. You know, even, even, you know, uh, Nikki and I decided that we're, we're going to write a Glicktionary with all my Glickisms. That poor woman. Well, Mike, that is my woman. That's my goddamn ride or die, boy. That poor woman.
Speaker: She loves me, Tony D. I mean, and the Glickisms go back, Tony D, stand to Regliculous. Dude, I had my own good dictionary, bro. Yeah, I mean, we could, yeah. Reglicious. Glick -a -licious. We don't Google it. We Glick it. Regliculous? Yeah. I wish it was Regliculous. I can't even say it. I was missing a tooth, but fuck you. Yeah, you're missing four teeth.
Speaker: No, everything was bigger on TV. Wait a minute, I should pull my dick out. This thing is huge. That's why I lonely can't pay attention to it. Five minutes ago, play the band song. He's still running. I don't even put this on me. This is on stage. Lonely fans. I don't have to start. I had the song picked out. I had the band picked out. Tony didn't go take your night call and go night date.
Speaker: Is it been four and a half minutes already? It's been over four and a half minutes. I am not used to that in that long. Let's do this. All right. We're going to take a real quick break. Let me just mean we're ending the show at night. We'll probably go over like we always do. I'm getting some Invisalign. Fuck y 'all.
Speaker: I want to I need to I need to download an app that I could uh that I could just like push it on the screen and then I we we can just give you teeth on this. We start doing later in the day. I'll put one on my chick and put it in there. Wow. Today's letter is
Speaker: Yeah. Are we taking a break or no? Yeah, we're going to take a break. We're not even going to show 9 o 'clock tonight. That's for sure. Tony, you can leave if you need to. I will. It doesn't sound like he was waiting for permission. Don't worry. Don't worry. Stand at night. Listen. Stand. We stay here. I want to have afterwards. Yeah. Which night? You son of a fuck. I got to work in the morning. Which night?
Speaker: Me too, but I need to hang up with this fucker. And then we go, we go along a lot. Jesus. That's okay. We're having fun. We're having a good time, man. Well, we are going to take your style. You do that in Periscope, and that's your style. One more beer. That was my, no, that was my catchphrase on TikTok. On TikTok, I was like, I'm going to have one more beer. Five hours later, they're like, Glick, we thought you were going to have one more beer. I'm like, well, I have had one more beer.
Speaker: You can go to the bathroom, come back with a beer can. No, it's the same beer. Alright, so what's the song we're listening to? We're going to listen to Steven, Steve and the Seagulls.
Speaker: It is a narration of Glick. It is the song goes a little something like this. Woot. Yeah. Yeah. That is the sound of the police. A woot. Woot. That is the sound of the beast. I hope the song is better than the introduction. What about Woot? There it is. I said Woot. There it is. This is longer than Whitney Houston's funeral. This motherfucker.
Speaker: Oh, you don't. My mission is for Saturday night. I'm going to miss you these next four minutes. I'm going to find a cover song of Tony's favorite rap song but in the meantime, enjoy a little Stephen and the seagulls with their cover of House of the Rising. Son, we'll be back here in a few minutes. You damn well know I will too.
Speaker: What did I get a few minutes? Oh, not quick. Hit the goddamn button. There is a house up in the north woods. They call the rising sun.
Speaker: And it's been the ruin of the many poor boy and me Oh God, I'm a one
Speaker: My mother was a tailor She saw these new blue jeans My father was a gambling man Lord, I've been in the North Woods Now you're within a gambler needs his suitcase and a trunk
Speaker: And the only time he satisfies when he's so on a drum
Speaker: He fills his glass up to the brim And he'll pass the cards around And the only pleasure he gets out of life Is rambling from town to town Oh, tell my baby sister Not to do what I have done
Speaker: I've shown that house in the north woods They call the rise in sun
Speaker: There's one foot on the platform And the other foot on the train I'm going back to the north woods To swing that accent blade I'm going back to the north woods My race is almost rung
Speaker: I'm going back to end my life Down in the rising sun I'm going back to end my life Down in the rising sun
Speaker: There is a house in the north walls They call a rising sun And it's been the run of many poor boy and me Oh God, I'm the one
Speaker: Yeah, there. Hey, welcome back to Nonsense Go Nonsense, everybody. Hopefully you're enjoying this dumpster fire that we call a show. Oh, Tony D is somewhere. Stan is somewhere. And John know who I am. I'm good. And if you didn't know that, well, shame on you. How dare you show me that kind of disrespect.
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Speaker: Uh, a new platform, uh, waiting for the application to go through Zincasters. Um, I think that's going to really kind of start to push us and, and, and, and, and help us grow a lot. What's it called? It's called Zincaster.
Speaker: It's a podcasting platform, but they help distribute it and promote it and they help with sponsorships and endorsements and stuff like that. A lot of good reviews. A lot of people are there.
Speaker: I put it up there the other day. And let's just say in the last 24 hours, since I put the show up there and going through the broadcast or going through the application and whatnot, they're already playing our podcast. And, um, they have become 10 % of our listening audience, according to the analytics, anal lick.
Speaker: And in the last 24 hours, we've had an additional almost 400 listeners to the podcast on the podcast platforms. Nice. So.
Speaker: That's awesome. In the first 24 hours, that's pretty goddamn impressive. And I haven't even got the quote unquote approval after the application. So they're already pushing the podcast. But they are designed for podcasts of all shapes and sizes. They don't care how big or small you are. Their ultimate goal is to help you grow.
Speaker: Um, it's awesome, which I can appreciate. Like I said, 400 new listeners in less than, or in a little over 24 hours. I'm not mad at that. Right. Hell no. I am not mad at that in any way, shape and or form. Uh, especially with things we got coming up down the pipe. Like I said, um, you know, hopefully we got a collaboration coming up soon with this, with the guys from scumbag lounge. I think that's going to be, uh, I think that's going to be a fun show.
Speaker: I think it's going to be a really fun show because you're going to see two different worlds collide and absolutely have fun together.
Speaker: Yeah. Scumbag lounge, uh, check them out on Instagram. If you're following us on, uh, following us on Instagram, check out our stories. You can check out the scumbag lounge. You can check out, uh, handcuffs and headsets, true crime podcast. And I put in our boys smoke. You guys know who smoke is. God damn it. Sunday night smoke. You think you can handle it?
Speaker: and various other podcasts that I'm trying to be friend and hopefully we can help each other grow. A lot of people, we have a smaller following and obviously I've always been the type of person I do like to help promote and share people and help people grow. Maybe find somebody that's like -minded that will want to do the same.
Speaker: then you get on the ground for it, then you get all kinds of collaboration and cross breeding between the shows and fuck random Rick. Nobody likes that guy. Random Rick? No, I love random Rick, but I do. Random Rick and I have beef right now. We have a podcast beef. We're battling. He was out of the smoke after he stole my gimmick.
Speaker: Now he wants all the smoke. They weren't ready for the top five champ to pull up on the ass. It's Friday night. They were shook though. Random Rick and his boy. When the real starting five champ rolls into the wound.
Speaker: Stanley Feud winner. How come I never got one of those? I won Stanley. We had to win. I won multiple times. Next time we do the show, I want to be there. Yeah, unfortunately that show is over. Oh, OK.
Speaker: Yeah, that shows. Yeah. Seriously. Unfortunately, that show is over. That was a open mic live was awesome show. It was a fun show. It was fun. Stan was the co -host, but, but ran the show. Mike was the technical guy.
Speaker: I don't know when I had to take my name off of it. I think when it started, it was open or open mic with like, dude, you've got to get rid of that. Like, that's not engaging. Yeah. Over my life was was a good was a good like, what is this? I'm going to see if you throw live in there, bro. People tend to pay attention to that shit.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, but I mean, the fact that you guys and Tony, this is one of the things that I was trying to tell you when you get on me about these bands and these artists that I play. These guys dedicated their entire fucking show to local artists and local musicians. No, I know. I'm just going to be fucking with you when you be fucking with me about my shit.
Speaker: But not everyone. Everyone can't do. I mean, it was a niche that worked, bro. And then I ended up meeting a lot of great people. Well, you find out that I can listen to music again because music suck when we started doing that. It really does. Nowadays it sucks. Shit. I'd have to look, man. I mean, I want to say 23. So let's say we did it for seven years. So probably 12 years ago.
Speaker: We've been in the beginning of it, so about 2011, somewhere in there, 10, 11. But you have to understand, they had guys on their show. Jay, all right? They had an EDM band in there, and outside of their manager, who I still want to fight that guy. I can't remember his name. That guy's an idiot, and I still would like to fight him.
Speaker: music. I'm not a fan of EDM music but these these kids were so cool. You gotta do it. You gotta do it. They were so good. Those kids were amazing and one of the things I learned from those kids was those kids knew music that people our age didn't know and should because they're so good at what they do that
Speaker: They have to go through all this music to find all these different frickin', you know what I mean? And they did it. They knew everything. They knew who Bob Dylan was. He was the original frickin' mumble rapper.
Speaker: And you're not wrong. I'm doing what's the worst. But you know, you look back at some of these these singers like how the hell. How the hell did Willie Nelson have a Hall of Fame career?
Speaker: because his music was in the 70s and 80s when we all love it. I mean, I'll sing along. I went I went and saw Eddie Money and had no idea how many songs I knew. Oh, yeah. That's the thing. Everybody. I knew it was. I'm like.
Speaker: Holy shit, I know an hour's worth of fucking Eddie Money songs. I had no idea. Yeah, because everybody only knows two tickets to Paradise. They just don't realize the other ones are him. Yeah. No, I got a very good friend of mine, and Tony knows him. He's actually been on the show a couple of times. Rock Lee. Rock Lee does EDM music, but this cat can rap.
Speaker: He can sing rock music. He can sing R &B. He can sing country music. He can play every instrument that you put in his fucking hands. But his specialty was kind of like EDM style music. And that's when I met him. I didn't know that he could sing or rap until way after I was already a fan of his EDM just because him and I hit it off. And we've become such good friends over the last four years. People like that are so...
Speaker: much fun, dude. People like that are so amazing to watch and be a rock. Rock's been on the show multiple times. Rocky would be on the show more, but he's got like a two or three time difference between us.
Speaker: right you know and he comes on the show anytime he can like he'll message me we'll be in the middle of the show and he's like hey you guys doing the show tonight i'm like yep here's a link and he and he and he pulls up and he's such a cool cat i love this dude like he's legitimately like a little brother to me uh and we've we've we've formed a friendship we've never met in real life we've just formed a friendship
Speaker: like, well, much like I did with you guys down in Tampa. I didn't meet any of you guys until I came down there, but we had already been friends for years before I came down. And that's because you, from the Kevin Holly show, you just came and checked it out, checked Michelle out, which was much love for that. Yeah. Which in turn made me come check yours out and here we are. Well, yeah. I mean, not only that, but you know, from, I met Kevin through Hoppy.
Speaker: You understood what I'm saying though. None of those people matter now. It's us. Well, yeah, I know, right? But then through your guys' show, I got introduced to Murder the Crow and Sunshine and Bullets and - So to Kevin. And so many other bands that I love to this day. I still, I'll be at the gym and Murder the Crow or that beautiful
Speaker: the perfect amazing couple of rich and Amanda will pop up my ears and I'm like, yes. It was uh other world that you love the other world. I got my I still got my other world shirt in there. Those guys pop up from time to time. Those kids are that's the point. Um uh
Speaker: Oh, the band that you got the tattoo of, the husband and wife. Coming home. Coming home. I love those guys. And then you got comedians like Rio. I've never known anything about Rio outside of you guys. Do you, Cam? Cam Bertram? Cam kind of poo pooed on everybody once he got big. But Cam. Oh, I don't know. I mean, yeah, we talk all the time. Yeah, him and I used to talk all the time. But then as soon as he got famous, he kind of
Speaker: You got to Matt, you know, my boyfriend, Matty B. You got to remember, dude, it's not necessarily when they become famous. It's when the bigger your audience gets, the more overwhelmed you are with things. I'm going to make a promise right now. You know what I mean? So like it's not like that. I'm going to make a promise right here now.
Speaker: to everybody who's been in this podcast since day one. When we get big and we blow up, y 'all are always going to be top priority. And for somebody and Mark, I don't know if he's still listening or not. I know it's like 3 AM his time. His alarm should be going off.
Speaker: But Mark knows, Mark's been with me. He's one of my original OG fans from Periscope before anybody else. And this cat has legitimately followed me everywhere I've been and supported everything that I do. And that's the type of motherfucker that I don't care how big I get. I'll be on the, you know, we might be on the red carpet for some podcast awards show in Vegas one weekend. And I'm gonna have Mark by myself.
Speaker: And that's the thing. That's what I'm saying is like these people, it doesn't matter. Look at Rio, dude. He's up there with his name on the Apollo. I know. You know what I'm saying? When, when back in the day, when we had these guys in, they were struggling to make, you know, they're handing out flyers to make money. Yeah. They were trying to figure out, you know, these guys are paying bills, doing what they love to do. I mean, of the many, many, many, there's a small portion of them.
Speaker: but just so small portion makes me smile. Right now there's I think four bands that literally are paying their bills from doing shows. Yeah, I'm so happy for Rio. I mean that cat, he
Speaker: He's got an amazing story and whatnot. But I mean, the dude is so multi -talented. I'm so happy for him. And when he posted that picture with his name on the Apollo sign, I was like, dude. I was so excited for him, man. But I mean, there's bands down there that I would have never heard of outside of you guys that I became a huge fan of. There's bands that I've never heard of that wasn't for that show.
Speaker: And then, yeah. And then, and then coming down there to meet everybody and everybody treating me like I was somebody fucking important. Like I was a fucking rockstar. I'm like, I came to see you guys. That's the point though. Cause before you come down there, I'm telling them, Hey man, you know that Glick from the fricking chat board, you know, Glick that comes in and fricking, you know, so by the time you get there, they're so familiar with your name, you kind of are like, they love people to support them.
Speaker: Yeah, and Tony, don't roll your eyes that I have a Tampa boyfriend. So don't roll your eyes that I have a Tampa boyfriend. Maddie B and I were so excited to see each other. We were inseparable that night. Maddie B's excited to see anybody. I know. He's a little special. But I'm a little special. So you know what happens when special people get together? Dude, I used to bust his balls so bad about how bad he was. And then literally, one day I went and saw him. And I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker: that **** was hilarious. Yeah. He's funny as hell. That's just fun. Yeah. But now, there's guys that freaking don't even try. Like, they just go up there. Dude, we have one down here. We have one comedian down here that that uh he did the same set so many times that we won't mention but another comedian one night because they they try to talk. They try helping each other. Yeah.
Speaker: Another comedian literally stood at the side of the stage one night and did his set with him out loud. He was so pissed, dude, but that shit was so funny.
Speaker: I was doing that Saturday night. We grew up out. Nikki's parents were here this weekend. They came and spent the weekend down here. And they got to meet my kids and all that. What's going on, Tim? How was the show tonight, brother?
Speaker: uh but they got to meet my kids and everything like that and then we cooked out a couple of my friends or a couple of my friends came over we were kind of hanging out having a few beers whatever kind of bullshitting and we came in for the night and we were watching bad boys too and I was sitting on the couch I've seen the bad boy movie so many damn times I was sitting on the couch and I'm staying the lines right with them right I mean whatever but so one of the one of the
Speaker: One of the funniest things I've ever seen by one of these, I mean, at a local show, was they did a show at a brewery, but it's a place that does comedy shows. Yeah, yeah. You should have a somewhat controlled environment. Anyway, the place was so fucking loud, you couldn't hear anybody on stage. So Jonas goes up there. He sits down on the stool, looks around, goes to say something. You can't hear him.
Speaker: So, he just sits back, looks around, gets on his phone. He's texting me. He's like, I don't think I'm going to say anything. I'm in the back of there. I'm like, cool. So, then he sits up there and he stands up, sits down, looks around. He's like, gets back on his phone because the place is so, it doesn't matter. He did that shit for his entire set, bro. I don't, he didn't say a word. All he did was fucking manurism around the stage from his seat.
Speaker: those of us that got it were cracking the **** up. The dude that put the show on was bent. He's like, I'm like, dude, that was the best **** set of the night. Yeah. Like, people were dying. So, he was texting me. He's literally, when he's looking at his phone pretending he's doing something, he's literally texting me. How am I doing? I'm like,
Speaker: What are you going to do when the crowd's so loud? This place was packed. It was fucking hilarious. The comedians were dying. Yeah, that's fucking awesome.
Speaker: But yeah, the dude that put the show on was Ben. He's telling me, he's like, dude, that's fucked up with Jonas. And I'm like, that was the, what are you talking about? Like that really was the highlight of the entire night. You didn't hear anything anyone else fucking said anyway. Yeah. You couldn't hear anybody as it was. So I mean, and that's the thing. I mean, that's always the thing for me, like.
Speaker: You know, some comedians are really good at crowd control. And there's been a couple of people that are stand -up comedians that I know that I'm friends with. And I kind of bust their balls sometimes when they've had bad sets and this, that, and the other thing. And they're like, whoa, if you think you're so funny, you get up and do it. I'm like, I couldn't write a five -minute set. I already know that. But what I would go do,
Speaker: is an hour and a half of crowd control or like crowd interaction. But I know people don't like that, but I can get the crowd involved and interact with the crowd and just hang out and just have fun. Whenever I put on shows, I always made it very clear to the owner of whatever the venue was. Look, while these people are on stage, I'm not asking you to make people not talk. Yeah. I'm asking you to not disrespect them and talk over them.
Speaker: So, I'm making it very clear to them, I'm going to address these things if they happen. Yeah. I'm not having my comics disrespected on stage when I'm the one to ask them to be there. That's not going to **** happen, bro. No. So, I would. I walk over to you and I'm like, look, please, like, you know what I mean? Most people were cool about it and then you get a couple of drunks that are ****
Speaker: That conversation was so interesting. He went to the bathroom. That's why somebody play the damn music so you don't have to. That's some mama bitch. Genius. Fucking genius. Sometimes I hit the piss. I'll be trying to work with his ass, but this motherfucker. He's trying to work. No, no, no, no, no. That's all I got.
Speaker: You're absolutely talking about you. I know you are. This is my, this is my first time here. You said you're not impossible, just impossible to work with. Anything's possible. I'm very, I'm very impossible to work with. And you just understand this is, this is Glick's world and I'm letting you work out. I work out. No, I don't work out.
Speaker: We're going to play that on Tony's next show. I'm going to call it. I'm going to call it a request. Okay. I would like to make a request. Long distance dedication. I like, I work out by LG QBT. Wait, that's not it. Can I hear Trumba, Trumba, Bumba?
Speaker: I get knocked down but I get up again. I'm too sexy for this floor. Too sexy for this floor. Can you rick roll me and end my misery, please? Oh my god, dude. No. I can hardly roll you. Oh, this is true.
Speaker: let alone Rick rolling. I mean, you're like, you're like the size of my leg. Me and Rick could both roll you. Bye bye. That's enough of the fat jokes. I'll fuck you. That was the greatest line I've ever heard in my life was AA Ron. You are way bigger than I thought you were. Right. And you just as dumb as I thought you were.
Speaker: Well, at my stock Florida, they were like, this motherfucker. That was you saying that to him. Our Ron was special, brother. I loved A. A. Roddy. The first night that I was down there after you guys left and we were still drinking, he was like, I didn't think you drank as much as you did on the show. I thought it was a gimmick. I thought you were just saying you were drinking. He was like, I didn't think you drank that much. You're going to kill me this week. And I said, that's the plan.
Speaker: Dude, listen, we were sitting around as a group hanging out with someone that's down in town. You know what I mean? Just chilling bullshit. And this cat's on Tinder. Oh, you know what's very nice. I'm like, bro, give it up. He was a swiper. Right. Swipe down. Swipe until they told him he couldn't swipe anymore. He wasn't looking. He was just swiping. Finger control. He was working on his finger control, right.
Speaker: Yeah. Uh, apparently his boyfriend likes it. Well, look, she only lives 400 miles away. Got it. That's why she freaking accepted your request. You dumb ass. Yeah. You're too far for her to worry about. Can we get, can we get somebody close by? Like.
Speaker: No. I'm in Florida. Oh, you know, you know, a Florida, you know, a Florida five is like, like an Ohio 12, right? I'm moving to Ohio. I'm just saying.
Speaker: I like to lower my expectations. Mind you, my last several girlfriends were not from Ohio, including my current one. It's slim pickings here in Ohio. Where are they from? Where are you buying from? They're really cheap in the Ukraine right now. They got a lot of deals in the Ukraine right now. You can buy one, get four free.
Speaker: I'm going to find out it's not so cheap to buy a Taiwanese girl. Well, typically a Taiwanese girl is actually a boy. Perfect. Nailed it. I mean, you're going to nail it. So you're saying I can put makeup and a dress on him, right? Yes, you can. You purchased him. You can do whatever. That is your problem. I judge people on the surface. I don't care what's underneath.
Speaker: I'm not here to read the book. I'm just here to keep your clothes on. It's a word. I'm just here to enjoy the cover. Fuck what's on the inside. I mean, I'm going to put this on the inside. Oh, that's not going to hurt. Fuck it. Let's do this. Yeah, I won't even feel that. He's got a great dick. I'm good. He turned the lights off. She replaces herself with him.
Speaker: I mean, I'm going to start lonely, lonely fans. If y 'all want to join, only, only people can join this **** and watch me masturbate and cry.
Speaker: I don't think I'm going to masturbate and cry myself to sleep. Tony's like, I wish I would have left two hours ago. Tony, Tony, Tony. It's the farmer's almanac, am I right?
Speaker: What is Brian said to this? Fuck you Brian. What is Brian Sandos? We only got Tony for like four more minutes, bro. We gotta take advantage of this shit. I've been trying to take advantage of Tony for two damn years. Wow. I mean, you gotta worry about being a closer if you can't even start the game.
Speaker: You know, I haven't hit anyone with my best line yet. Which is? My foreplay is you awake, remember? Two sores is yes.
Speaker: We got confirmation, boys. Did they snore twice? I don't know if they're about to tell you. The white pattern is not full. Peter Piper, fuck the pepper. What's going on, man? Uber should branch out. Dude Piper, what's good? The prostitution is we call it Uber. Uber? Hell yeah, we can do Uber. No, we'll call it Uber sloots.
Speaker: You can't say that you can't say sluts on the internet. So you call it a column sluts. Uber sluts. There's something you can't say on the internet. Oh, we can't say the hard R word. We have to call it grape. Oh, that one. We can't say the other one either. We have to call it schmex or schmexual. I don't think grape apes. Grape apes.
Speaker: Grape it? I mean, grapes are unacceptable. It's my favorite flavor, drink, but it's unacceptable. Who doesn't like a good old -fashioned grape in? Come to find out a few of them. No. Turn these down for grape in prison. Why did you wake up again?
Speaker: I told you I don't need your ass, Tony D. Take your channels to air time. I told you my new, I found my new pickup line on one day at a time, bro. My name is Sean. I like your gender. What are you doing later? I don't like your gender. What are you doing?
Speaker: Hey, baby. I like your gender. My name is Sean. I like your gender. What are you doing tonight? My grape to grape. Peter, my grape to grape had four shmex.
Speaker: Hashtag the grapes will be has to be married girlfriend. What's that? Your voice just got divorced divorce finalizing the same person. We separated seven and a half years. Oh, no. Well, you're throwing together for seven years or married seven years.
Speaker: Well, technically, we was married for ten. As a divorce final last week, ten year mark. So. Well, yeah. Okay. So, you guys should don't count though. Last seven years aren't part of that. You know, I'm really not. I'm not really not feeling all that bad about the fact that technically, I'm not divorced yet. I'm not legally divorced. We've been apart seven years but I mean, we haven't we haven't been married for well, five years. I'm sorry. We haven't been married for five years like. Oh, you guys aren't
Speaker: No. Yeah. I haven't had a real. I don't want to get remarried yet. So, what the **** is the difference? No, I gotta. Yeah, I gotta. I gotta. I gotta get it finalized before next year. It's it's like not getting divorced is not affecting my life at all. Personally, that's just in my my world. It has an effective mind and the only reason I'm not divorced yet and I know certain others and I'm not gonna mention any names Tony. So, don't yell at me.
Speaker: I know somebody else who was in here who said that they were separated for 10 years before they got divorced. And I was kind of feeling weird and I was doing something wrong because we're going on five, almost six years. But mine has been financial because since we split up everything, including the kids,
Speaker: has, I have carried the weight of everything. You know, the financial burden for the kids, the financial burden for myself, you know, she's on her own, but also, you know, like I'm doing everything all by myself. I got, you know, we got three kids together, but I'm the responsible one. I'm doing everything, you know, for the kids. So I haven't had the money to finalize or file the divorce.
Speaker: I wish Tony could have queued all by myself. Tony's my chocolate bar back off. Listen here, Peter. He was buying first. Oh hell. Are you all enjoying your Mars? You better watch your fucking tongue before Leggy comes up in here and sets your ass right. I'm just saying.
Speaker: I will unleash the full Viking Scottish warrior on you. As long as she. That's not our problem, bro. As long as she's not unleashing her venom on me, I don't give a damn. So Tony, I got it. I got your pickup line when you get out there and start moving around. Hi, my name is Tony. I like your gender. What you doing tonight? It'll work.
Speaker: It makes things very clear. Keeps things on top of the on top on service. Then you go, you can call me they. Turn around every now and then I get a little bit hungry and I eat pizza. Turn around.
Speaker: boys and blasphemy. Holy **** There's a he's a Snickers. I've seen and what up? What is going on? Blaze? Hey, man. People ask me about you. They want about you. You just want to make sure you do it for real. Wow. This is a name I have not seen in ages. You're full of nuts and creamy. You know what? I'm just saying. Yeah, he's not himself until he's
Speaker: how you been, man, for real? Yeah, but for real, how you been, man? I ain't seen your name in, and I don't even know how long. It's been a hot minute. He's like, I said all I'm going to say. What's that all I've said? You're going to say, boys? Fucking boys. Y 'all lucky I said that. Yeah. So, ladies, they come over here and said, why don't you pull the e -brake on this fucking show? An e -brake?
Speaker: He break this because I can't speak for Tony, but I know me personally, I ain't seen blazing in a hot fucking minute. I mean, I thought old dude. He's good, bro. I think there was an auto answer though. I'm good. It was a totally.
Speaker: silence. This is the silence makes radio just in case you're wondering. It's good to see. It's very engaging. Perfect timing for you to pop in. algorithms. He likes chocolate bars and Tony. So when they
Speaker: Maybe he's a Charleston shoe. What? Just shut up. I'm just naming chocolate bars. What kind of chocolate bar are you, Tony D? I was going to tell you. Do you melt in their mouth and not in their hands? Are you an M &M? He's a Cadbury egg. Whoa.
Speaker: You got quiet. You're welcome. I think
Speaker: So, another thing that's going on out there in the world right now that is that is not serious. People are going to these freaking like these wild these wildlife freaking like tours and shit and getting up real close to huge animals and trying to take selfies. That's what I want. Yeah. Hello. Fucking all kinds of shit, dude. And they're surprised when they chase them.
Speaker: Are they getting Leonardo DiCaprio in the relevant or? Where Leo gets raped by the bear? He didn't get raped by a bear. He got raped by a bear. Stop saying the hard R words, Tony D. Stop laughing. You said it. I said raped. Gee. Raped. Calm down. But you meant raped. I'm not R. Kelly.
Speaker: So, did he or did he? Did the bear take advantage of him or not? Bear beat him up. The bear absolutely took advantage of him. Leonardo DiCaprio has occasion to attack the revenue base on that bear. Now you got me wanting to watch a movie. The bear raped the hell out of him. Stop. Prison style. Prison style? He was holding the bear's pocket? You ever seen the show Oz?
Speaker: full on, just not friendly, not, not happy, great, great pain. No, I visited enough uncles that I don't need to see us. Tony, do you have to understand this from Florida? So I had to borrow babies to sneak shit in their diapers.
Speaker: I love how Stan comes into the show. Still doing the show and instantly was like, yep, we can **** with Tony and we can disturb Tony and I'm going to get on board. We didn't know. We're going to be wounded. You need Jesus, Tony Dean.
Speaker: Tony D, I'm your personal Jesus. Tony D's like first and foremost. Who the fuck is Depeche Mode? If you're Jesus, you defend. You are a justification for atheism. I wonder if Jesus spoke in first person. Maybe better than Jeebus's beard. Whether Jesus was black and or white, my beard is way better than that ass clown.
Speaker: I mean, if y 'all want to believe in worship, a transitioning guy who got killed by a bunch of Jews, that's on you. You think Jesus ever got upset and slipped up and said, Jesus Christ? I hope he did. Let people yell at him for it. You can't do that.
Speaker: Jesus, you're a blasphemer. Is that a retard with a boater? That's what they call R and B.
Speaker: We're not allowed to say retard. Stop saying retard. You retard. Who's not? Society. Although I had a friend of mine, a guy I grew up with, his cousin had special needs. And this motherfucker, he was mean as hell. This cat was man, much like children.
Speaker: I try to not punch special needs individuals, but there was a few times where me and this little retarded fucker almost came to blows. He was a man as a rattlesnake in a box.
Speaker: I had a cousin with special needs, but she was so hot. No, he knew what he was doing. He was an asshole. This little son of a bitch was an asshole. And if anybody ever said he was special needs or anything like that, he'd be like, fuck you. I'm not special needs. I'm fucking retarded, you motherfucker.
Speaker: that's what I'm trying to tell you. That cat was mean as hell. Boy, I'm telling you. You don't want to be treated like people. I don't give a **** what the situation is. They want to be treated like people. Yeah. The situation is what the circumstances are. They want to be treated like people, bro. We're we're having a bonfire one night and this mother **** come out of nowhere and he was like **** you. I was like, dude, I ain't. No, I ain't even on it. I'm I'm I'm I'm not talking me. I was like, I'm not even on this ****
Speaker: you won't fight me because I'm retarded." I said, I'll beat your retarded ass all over this field. Then you got your ass whooped. He said, I wouldn't go fuck you would. It took his cousin and half their family to separate the two of us because I was going to beat his ass.
Speaker: So this whole story would you tell us how badass you are? No, I probably would have got smoked like a three -hearted kid, but still. That's right. I beat up a special needs kid. What? No. This kid probably would have whooped my ass, because he was every bit as big as me. But he had retard strength, and I have hillbilly strength. I mean, this didn't even match, but he just picked fights. He just picked fights with people. He was an asshole, but he was cool as shit, though, at the same time. So you can't say you can say retard? Yeah, he's retarded.
Speaker: So, who are you? Yeah, I know. So, retard on retard violence. The R and R. R and R. Retard on retard. What the **** is your whole chat board getting right now? The R and R. You know, they're easy targets. They're not all easy targets because this cat was about as big as I am and he could throw hands. Trust me,
Speaker: But then I stopped, basically I just stopped tiptoeing around him because I told my buddy, I was like, why don't you do, bro? Why are we walking on eggshells with this little asshole? He's a little prick. So then we all started fucking with him back. And then once we all started fucking with him back, then he tried to turn like, like flip a 180 on us. You can't make fun of me because I'm retarded. Right, he's fucking with you. And it was like, bro, like,
Speaker: I love that kid. Yeah, the kid was awesome. I love that kid. Fuck you, Drew, you piece of shit. Fuck you, Drew, if you hear this, you motherfucker. People don't understand. People want to be treated real. We had a guy come on our show one time, Shelby Suggs, with his name. Oh, I love Shelby. None of his limbs worked. Like, literally, his hands were like this.
Speaker: So right at the end of the show, as we were leaving, I'm like, one quick high five, and threw my hand up there like that. And that bitch frickin' high five, and everyone's going, ah! Except for him. He was the only one dying in the fucking laugh, and everyone else was like, oh my god, I can't believe you did that. I'm like, what? Treat him like a human being? Fuck you. No, I love you. You're human, bro. Dude, I went to a chicken. There's a chicken who kept going to the same show over and over in a wheelchair to see the cool curses.
Speaker: So, after so many times of seeing her, I'm like, you gotta go meet her. No one else is talking to her. You know what I mean? So, I went up and I just went, hey, I've been looking for a girl I can push around. God damn it. God damn it. You hear this? No, I love Shelby. Shelby was awesome.
Speaker: But yeah, it stands out 100 % right, man. At the end of the day, that's what it comes down to. They just want it to be treated normal. They just want to... It's more disrespectful to baby step them than it is to just talk to them. You can't be a dick. Don't be mistaken. But they want to be fucked with.
Speaker: You know what I mean? They wouldn't feel like an outcast. Well, and that's how Drew was. I mean, Drew, Drew fucked with people because he wanted people to fuck with them back, but everybody was afraid to. And then I was just the one who was going to be like, I can't do this. Dude, I got him so fucking wrecked one night. I was the first person to ever get him drunk.
Speaker: like retard people are already like naturally drunk. They are fucking amazing when they're drunk. We had so much fun. We, we fucked with everybody at the party that night. And I kept telling her, I said, don't, don't, don't let anybody know you're drunk. And he said, no, you really think they're gonna know that I'm drunk. I sound drunk and I look drunk my entire life.
Speaker: I said, I said your grandma and grandpa will kick my ass because my family grew up with his family. Like, like we were the third generation and our families, three generations deep grew up together. And I'm like, you know how much trouble I will get in? Peter Piper needs his ass whipped. Who's that? I like, I like Peter Piper. I feel like we're kindred spirits. Would you ask for that one?
Speaker: Hey, I didn't want to talk to you for a second. I mean, you and Jeff, you're basically SM the lift you up to get to the top shelf. Hey, bro. Can you get me up there? I can't reach the freaking. I just went to the wrestling thing. One of the
Speaker: most entertaining things I've ever seen in my life, dude. Like, yeah, if it ever comes to your town, Tony, I'm not even kidding. Like, all jokes aside, you think you're going to go there and make fun? Once you get there and they get going, like, you don't even want to make fun of them because it's just so much goddamn fun, dude. It's phenomenal. I watch guys crack on folks with disabilities. See what I know?
Speaker: I watch guys crack on jokes, crack on people with disabilities. Yeah, they want the jokes to come at them. They do. And they get it, bro. I'll be trying to do it. I'm going to know. You're going to hit a nerve for the one bad moment. That's going to be it then. Nobody going to have your back. I mean, you can do that with people without disabilities, though. That's just people. That's a risk you take if it's true. Tony, how many nerves have I struck on people?
Speaker: I heard you read that joke. Fuck you, Lenny. Look, I'm struck nerves on people that don't even know who I am. I ain't never even listened to their show and I'm struck nerves on them. Look, dude, I've talked to midget. It's no small task. Kind of a. He said I didn't use my mom.
Speaker: We can make fun of midgets on the show because we have two of them that are important. We can make fun of them to them. Jeff and Stan are both midgets. Oh yeah. If I put my stool at regular height, y 'all would never see me. We'd certainly never see your teeth. All four of them.
Speaker: I'm sorry, Stan. That was... Why? Hi. I'm a saber toothless tiger. Roar! Roar! Stan, I like your gender. What are you doing today? I came from the jungle.
Speaker: the jokes go over their heads anyways. I wish a lot of work, but I just spit all over every fucking thing. Yeah. Let's do this. My one, my one requirement is I don't do a fuck. You can, I have a mirror. You can make fun of me. It just better be good. Like don't come at me with some weak shit. Yeah, that would make fun of me as well as I can.
Speaker: Yeah, that's my thing. I don't get two fucks. Bro, I'm going, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Like, dude, I was as much here as I have teeth. Yeah. I've always liked this my whole life. Are you going to surprise me with some new revelation or revelation or some shit? No chance. It's from all that, you know, can you rub your belly in your head at the same time? And then I was just doing this.
Speaker: It's my nipple. I'm like, can I suck your tits? It's safe. Self -deprecation is, um, it's not deprecation.
Speaker: it's observation. Like, I don't feel bad about myself. Like, I'm not putting myself down. I'm making observations that everyone I know, I know you can see me. Hello. Yeah, right. That's my thing. Like, you know, when people come in, you know, whether it be in here or on other platforms, they're like, you're fat. Okay. Duh.
Speaker: That's what I'm saying. That's just weak, bro. Congratulations, Captain. Obvious. Show me the short jokes. Fabulous. Take a fat joke. Black people are taking black jokes down the line. It don't matter. The same bullshit over and over and over is bullshit. At least be original. Yeah, be original, Tony. Do you stop being jealous of my beard and my luxurious hair? I'm not sure it's jealousy that he's feeling. He's jealous because he has no
Speaker: You look at it. You close his eyes so you can think about it. He looks like a big old chocolate milk dud. That beard, if I had it right in this tooth right here, then I'm digging. At least I got all my teeth cut. I might not have hair or a beard, but I got all my teeth. Ragger. Nobody likes to show off. I'm like a fool with my teeth.
Speaker: I got at least I got my front teeth. Perfect woman. A midget, no teeth, and I get god damn right. Peter Piper fucked up pepper. Yep. Perfect woman. I got that last one. If you take the L out of that flat, I got that part. Put that beer right on her head like that.
Speaker: Maybe if she had like a weird intention, so it was like a koozie, so you could like really put it in there like that. You know what I mean? That would be even better than a flathead. I'm just looking for a chick that can't see or hear me. You know, sometimes I wonder if Nikki's blind in there. I might be dating Helen Keller. Which is good for me. Take a move.
Speaker: She thinks I'm putting you back. But you're hiding the attic with her. That's Anne Frank, jackass. I know. As my oldest daughter said, ladies and gentlemen, the future of the medical field, my oldest daughter comes out Saturday night. You know who Anne Frank was? She was in the constipation camp. Uh -uh. Yeah, her and your mom had a lot in common.
Speaker: We looked at her and we said, concentration. And she said, yeah, whatever. Same thing. That's my daughter. She's going into the medical field, ladies and gentlemen. And the constipation camp. I wonder why I'm just going to eat a bullet when I reach a certain age.
Speaker: your motherfuckers. Enjoy yourselves. Tony D. I love you. Oh, you want to start now? Okay, Tony's leaving. The black guy's leaving. We can have Tony. I'm going to miss you, bro. No, you're not. I am. I mean, Tony, I love you. Hey, man. I'm going to tune into your **** though. I was good on the way. Let me know what you think. You do it live? Yes. Yeah. Oh, then you'll see. You know, I'm there.
Speaker: You'll see everything on my Twitter, the whole live, everything. I behaved myself. I thought it was YouTube. YouTube has me doing a talk show, but when I do the music broadcast... Yes, Twitter. ...my Twitter in full, yeah. Twitter and Twitter. Mr. Tucker, you're gonna have me back on Twitter. And I'm good with Twitter because they don't give me any issues with the music. They play it all the way through everything. No clips, no... And I don't stay where everybody's coming from, but Twitter's like, fuck that, let it roll.
Speaker: What's it called on Twitter so I can find it? I'll send you one. The Random Multibroadcaster. No, wait. No, wait. No, you're... What is your Twitter? Tony... Tone 72 -4563 -ABCRS -1. Printed sign. Astrid. My Twitter name is TwitterSpitter. Mine is SensicalNonsense.
Speaker: man. It's a three day weekend. I don't know if I'm going to go out of town or not. I'm going to try to keep you posted. Go out of town, man. This chat like you asked, man. For real. I'm finding some strange. I mean, I got some strange. I mean, does it? Going out of town. Yeah. He calls me a G. I got Jason with me. Okay. Oh, you got J. You got J this weekend? Mm hmm. If it's just me.
Speaker: When I got him, I try to have a grand. So, I wanted to go out of town. Even if I go see family because I'm gonna get a room. No, no, no. Don't bang strange when Jay's around. Don't bang strange when Jay's around. Oh, I got Jay. We chilling. Yeah. If you haven't got Jay, let's go bang some strange. Yeah, only buy familiar. Don't buy strange. Yeah. Shack up with them at their place. I got a room. I got a room.
Speaker: Bye, Tony. Good night, homie. You can go see a little cousin. They're dying to hang around each other. So that'll be cool. And my stepdaughter, she's due to have her baby in the day now. Oh, really? How old is she? 24. Nice. Tony, are you going to be a ramp happy?
Speaker: If I had if I had it like I wanted to, I would have shot down there this weekend. If I had it like I wanted to. Don't worry about it. Yeah. How long has she been in your life? Huh? How long has she been in your life? Since I moved down here in 2011. How old was she?
Speaker: 12. She's 24 now. That's 12 years ago. That's awesome. Congratulations, Tony. That's the little ladies. Yeah, my oldest is off. I'm trying to get him to shoot up there too. That way we could all been in for the weekend. That would have been dope. You gotta be a blast, bro. Yeah. Tell me about the show again. Who?
Speaker: The oldest. He ain't coming on the show. He don't want nothing to do with what I do on the internet. Nothing. He's been on here a couple of times. He don't want nothing to do with what I do on the internet. He's been on here already. I done told you. Come say hi. He said why. I'm like, all right, but go ahead. He's been on here a couple of times. I love that guy. But he don't. Yeah. He's. He loves Uncle Blake.
Speaker: I know, but I asked the same question and end up here anyway. He's working on doing something now. He did have a couple of shows he put out there. I was trying to share them and support it for him to get him up because he was doing stuff pretty much before I was. Oh, is he really? Just for his degree. Because he graduated in film production from Full Sail University.
Speaker: So I was trying to, you know, even when I was doing some of this shit, what I was working on, in case he needed somebody, he needed something to put up there, I was like, I can do a show for you real quick just to get you to have something to put out there. So you produced it, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. That was a lot of what a lot of people didn't realize and know. That's what I was working on, trying to have something. He had a chance to pull up a show. He had to do something real quick. This is what I got edited. Let me know what I got to refix and send that motherfucker. That would have been his whole thing. But he wants to do his own thing. And I understand that. I understand that.
Speaker: but I'm gonna drop y 'all hold it down. Mother had y 'all mother made y 'all mother fuck y 'all and all that good shit. All right homie. All right y 'all take care. Love you man. Love you Tony. I'm stuck with you bro. I tell him I love him all the time and he will not accept it. I tell all my friends that well not all my I told the friends I my close friends I do love him.
Speaker: Well, I mean, you know, I've told you and Kev, I love you guys. You know, Jeff and I, typically Jeff and I, once we end the show and we're backstage in the, whatever you want to call it, and Tony leaves and Jeff and I will still be kind of bullshitting. Before we end every show, we tell each other, we tell each other, we love each other. But Jeff and I have been friends for over 25 years now. You know, but Tony is,
Speaker: I really do. I love this cat and you know, he's not alone, bro. I got friends. I know they love me but when I say love you, bro, they don't say, I mean, I don't expect it to come back. No. You know, I don't think Tony will ever. It's not, it's not. Give the I love you back because you know, it's culture, bro. Yeah. Yeah. It's it's culture in his back. No, legit though. Like, that's just real. Like, it's not being a dick. Like, it's just,
Speaker: You know, I mean, people aren't like, that's not who you are, which is cool. Doesn't mean he doesn't. It means he doesn't say it. Yeah, he just doesn't say it. I say it and I say it, you know, I don't care. Judge me if you will. I real honestly, I don't give a damn. Judge me as you, as you seem fit. You, you won't be mad at me and, and, and, and call me out some sort of way because I tell them. I judge you because you do seem fit. Wait, what? I'm not fit.
Speaker: I'm fat. You are. I'm fat. No, you're not. Stop being so mean to yourself, bro. I'm fat, and I'm disgusting, and nobody loves me. I would eat some of that fat off, but I don't have the means. We got no teeth. Come back, you saber -toothed little tiger. You should see me recording in the car, bro. It's like mowing the yard. You got to go back over the fucking spot that you just ate. You're like, rrr. Put that tire in the fucking last year.
Speaker: You, you eating corn of a cob is like our landscapers here who literally just drive the, I don't think they turn their mayor, their, their, their mayors. They don't turn their John mayors on. No, me eating corn of the cob requires a knife. Yeah. No, our landscapers, they'll come out here and in the, in the, I don't know, community complex, whatever the fuck you want to call it. And, and, and, and Nikki, she'll tell me, oh, the, the, the long guys were here. And then I come home and I'm like,
Speaker: that they forget to turn their fucking blades on? What do they do? I see their tire tracks. Holy smokes. But no.
Speaker: The joys of this show, we spend anywhere from three to five hours an episode just talking shit, regardless of what I have planned. Unless we have a guest plan, which I think that's what kind of sets us apart from a lot of podcasts.
Speaker: And even like you guys and Kevin and some of the other podcasts that I listened to, everybody is so choreographed to a certain degree. And we just kinda, here we are. We're gonna let it rock and roll. I mean, the only things that we actually structured were the games so they run smoothly and
Speaker: Like y 'all, we took, you know, we had breaks. So our breaks were, you know, within minutes of the same time. And in the games, that was the only thing that was structured so that it ran smoothly because if it doesn't, it's a fucking, it's a fire. You know what I mean? Outside of that, everything else, dude, you have no idea. I had pages of shit. Sometimes we didn't get to any of it. You know what I mean? We ran, we ran with whatever was going on.
Speaker: I just had, I had points. I just had things to fall back on if shit got weird. Yeah, exactly. And that's all what I, I mean, there was nice. We'd get to half of it. There's nice that we'd get to literally nothing that I prep with other than the games and the guests. So it's not like that. And that's what I, and that's what I do. I have, um, I have things.
Speaker: just in case, you know, like news articles or, but we tried that. The problem I run into where when we hit that wall or we hit that dead zone, so to say, and I'm like, all right, I can see that I need to shift gears.
Speaker: And I bring it up. Tony's engaged with his television or he's engaged with some other fucking app on his phone. Jeff's doing God knows what Jeff is doing. So I bring it up looking for conversation and fall flat. And then I fall flat. And I'm like, like, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got something that I've wanted to bring up for two weeks, but, uh, you know, uh,
Speaker: I mean, I can help you with that, dude. And we can engage them. They're not engaged because they're so used to just doing the show, you all are comfortable and that's been the way it goes. Yeah. I mean, you can engage them. Yeah. And that's fine the way we do the show, but you know, um, lately in the last couple of weeks, there's been so many incidents where the show starts at six and it's,
Speaker: almost seven before Jeff or Tony joins in and I'm like, alright, I gotta fill an hour by myself. So, I'm just talking. I'm just rambling. You know, even tonight, Jeff was apparently sick. I, Tony was tired. Have you thought about just moving it to seven where most people, I mean, seven's easier for me. Obviously, if you're saying that about them, the seven's easier for them. Well, well, you know, Tony, Tony's doing his own thing. He's doing whatever it is he's doing.
Speaker: nap and whatever the case may be. We used to start the show at eight. I mean, something's a fair time. I got to, I got to urinate. No, we used to start the show at eight and then Mondays were six and Wednesdays and Saturdays was eight. And I was like, let's just make it a uniform. Let's just do six across six o 'clock across the board. Everything was cool. Everything was working. And, and, and, you know, the,
Speaker: But I'm so goddamn focused and dead set on making something out of this podcast. And I'll be 100 % honest with you. A lot of the time, I feel like I'm the only one who's trying to progress it and grow it until I say something. And once I say something,
Speaker: Um? You know, Jeff will step up for a week. And they don't fall back off. But, uh. I don't know, I feel like we got a good thing going on here. I mean, I know a lot of people lurk and listen and kind of hang out, but. Stop hiding your vaginas.
Speaker: So what's the, in your brain, what are the times of this show? Like start, finish. The time of the show is start time at six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six
Speaker: But it's supposed to be a three hour show, but at the end of the day. Okay. That's all I'm asking. I don't care if it is or isn't. Yeah. At the end of the day, I'm not going to, and this is, this is a conversation that Tony and I have had. Jeff kind of gets it. He understands it. Why are we doing this conversation live? I don't care. We do everything live. That's the great thing about our show. It's all out there. We're an open book. We are who we are.
Speaker: I understand. It's a question. So we do the show. We start at 6, 6 .30, whatever the case may be. And if we go until midnight, we go until midnight. I'm not going to end a good show. I'm not going to end a good conversation just because first and foremost, nobody's paying us.
Speaker: Nobody's, nobody's telling us, oh, you have to do this. You have to do that. I get the flexible times. I get that part. Um, you know, I do like to take, I do like to try and take a break around an hour, but if I don't take a break right at an hour, it's not the end of the day. Right. Right. So, um, it doesn't have to be that structured.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, we built a podcast off of not being structured, not being segmented, not fitting the norm, so to say. You don't have to. We are our own entity. And I think that's one of the things, the people who like what we do and the people who enjoy what we do, I think that's what they like about us. But I think if you want to grow numbers, being engaging should be important.
Speaker: It doesn't have to be structured. It just has to be engaging. You have to care that you're actually talking to people that aren't on the screen. Oh, yeah, no. And that's why we keep the Chatter's box. And Tony is... I mean, the conversation itself, though. Yeah, when Tony's here, Tony's awesome about putting the comments up on the screen. We all kind of watch the Chatter's box. We love the Chatter's box. The Chatter's box is awesome.
Speaker: When they're engaged and they're with us, we're right there with them. We're right there with them the whole show. Right, right. But we still carry on our conversation, but we bring them in. Right, right. Yeah, we're absolutely 100 %
Speaker: all about, we love the chatter's box and I, and I, and I have made that very clear on multiple occasions. I love the chatter's box. Now I'm not going to acknowledge the chatter's box. If it's bullshit, Jeff and Tony get a little bit worked up. I'll ignore the bullshit. They get a little bit worked up and I'm just like, just ignore the idiots and let's just keep going. Yeah, no, you're not wrong. Like you, you're,
Speaker: Yeah, they're just trying to get their hecklers is what they are. They're hecklers. That's all that is. And that's what some people are. I mean, at the end of the day. So you either shut them down or tune them out. That's all you can do. Shut them down or tune them out. And that's what I told the guys. I said, as long as we keep doing what we're doing, they're either going to take care of themselves and they're going to move on or they're going to go, oh, these guys are actually pretty good. Let me not be an asshole.
Speaker: and let me hang out with them. That was one of my favorite things about our chat board was like the chat board took care of itself. So like if people came in and started that shit, the people in the chat board did it shut that shit down. Yeah. And that was, and sometimes our chat board does that, but that was a great thing. And Stan, you remember, I know, I know you remember when I was on Periscope, I didn't have to deal with it because my chatters,
Speaker: took care of it. They were on them before I could even get on them. That chat board was pretty busy though. I mean, like even with, even your regulars, you had quite a few regulars, but you had people popping in and popping in and popping in. Yeah, that chat board was good. Yeah. Unfortunately, I have never seen the numbers that I've seen on Periscope since I left Periscope or since Periscope died out.
Speaker: I would love to see those numbers again. I would love to see those chats. I would love to see that conversation. I mean, because a lot of times I'd be just having conversations and the chat box would be having five or six different conversations amongst themselves. I mean, I don't think I'll ever see those numbers. When I was on Periscope, I would have anywhere from 1 ,500 to 4 ,000 people watching me at a time.
Speaker: And they were all chatting and oh, you know, there was, there was times where there might only be 10 people, but everybody was conversating and interacting and here unfortunately, we have too many lurkers and we have our regulars and then we get our, you know, when we do get a new, when we do get a new person in the chatters box.
Speaker: Tony is very skeptical and always looking for the negative. And I think that kind of pushes them away to a certain degree. Right. But I got to go get a beer. Talk amongst yourself, Stan. Peter Piper fucked a pepper. You really got a name. Has anyone even left in the chat? Is anyone there? Are you guys there? Hello?
Speaker: Chat, chat, chat, chat. No, you're gone. Perfect. Nailed it. Oh, God bless. Glick. Let's see what you got in your room there. Cowboy hat. Uh -oh. There's a ghost in the other side of that door. Hello, ghost. Uh -oh, here it comes. Here comes the ghost.
Speaker: I mean, I didn't want to, I don't want to overstep my balance or like, but I'll probably start doing some like little bit of prep work and shit for the show. Hey, if that's okay. You know what? I'm not trying to change nothing. I just don't know.
Speaker: Actually, you know what? Fuck it. We do everything on the fly. We do everything on the show. We're an open book. No, I would appreciate somebody on the show actually putting an effort into the show outside of turning your camera on. I'm just talking about structure. I'm just talking about content. I mean, it's not structure. It's not talking points. But it's creating
Speaker: And helping, I get so aggravated and frustrated lately, the last, last few weeks. And I'm going to kind of touch on this tomorrow night because, um, Tony said something to me a couple of weeks ago and I never really looked at it. And I never really thought about it until Saturday night. And I looked and I looked at it. Um, and that's when I made the decision Saturday night was like, all right,
Speaker: I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do this when the kids aren't here. I'm gonna do this when Nikki's at work. You know, once a week, once every other week, I'm gonna do a show by myself.
Speaker: And I'm going to prep for it. I'm going to prepare for it. And it's going to be whatever the fuck I want to talk about. Like tomorrow night, go ahead and jump back along here, you assholes. Uh, but it's just going to be me. And I'm going to talk about it is June and it's men's mental health, but I'm not going to do the woe is me bullshit. I'm going to discuss the stigma that is men men's mental health with the older generation.
Speaker: what we were brought up and what we were told to believe. And then with this new generation of idiots who wouldn't know going through it or having depression or anxiety, they just post about it because it's trendy. And that's what I'm gonna talk about tomorrow night. I'm only playing about an hour and a half. But Tony D made the comment of the numbers are there when you're there. And the numbers are there when you're by yourself.
Speaker: And I've seen the numbers drop when I show up. I've seen the numbers drop when Jeff was there. And Saturday night, the guys did the show by themselves because Nikki's parents was here. And I decided to take a peek in on YouTube consistently for the last few months. We've had a number as far as views and stuff like that for the live and
Speaker: I can hear you. I'm going to pour a drink. Keep talking. The amount of viewers that they had Saturday night on YouTube was less than half of what a normal show has. On Twitch, the numbers were just like I almost want to drop Twitch. The numbers were that bad Saturday night. There's nothing against Jeff and Tony. Jeff and Tony are great.
Speaker: Jeff and Tony are good. But this is where the experiment comes in with me doing my own thing. So Stan, to you, I say, absolutely. If you want to prep something, you want to prepare something, prepare it. I'll make room for it. I'll make it happen. No, no, no, no. I don't mean anything to implement. I just mean backup shit.
Speaker: But it was when the conversation has gone way too fucking long, move on. And you don't know how many times I've tried to I've tried to kill a conversation. I've tried to squash. I didn't do that. I mean, like literally. Brian and Jeff, Brian comes on here every once in a while, Brian and Jeff talked for almost five fucking hours. About Game of Thrones.
Speaker: No one, no one cares. Nobody cares. And as many times as I tried to change the subject and as many times as I pulled the e -brake and I tried to switch gears, they brought it back to the point where I was just like, fuck it. I don't even care. I'm just going to sit here and get drunk. Yeah, I get it, man. I get it. Look, bro, I'm here. I love you. I know. I don't have expectations. I'm just here because of you. I'm here to have fun.
Speaker: I'm here to chill out. I made that funny. We're seeing time. I mean, if you. You know, and absolutely any, any help that I can get. Numbers take effort. Yeah. Numbers take effort. Numbers, numbers. You can't just. You can't curiously get numbers, bro. You can't turn your microphone on and your camera on and expect numbers. And I've had this conversation with Jeff and Tony.
Speaker: And they don't know how, I mean, I think they know to a certain degree, but they might not care. And it's not like I'm shitting on you guys. So if you hear this, or if anybody else tells you, or they send you a half ass clip. They're probably nodding their head right now.
Speaker: Yeah, or if you or if you get a half ass out of context clip that I of what I'm saying. I love Jeff and Tony and I want Jeff and Tony here so I don't need Jeff and Tony, but you can be random and have substance at the same time. I want them here but at the same time I want them to give
Speaker: a fuck about what we're doing because we're actually doing something. You gotta see what you do. We're not on a platform where people are just talking shit and having the same discussion day in and day out. We're not having the same fights day in and day out. We're not going to sit there and continuously cater and pamper and suck the dick of toxic fucking people.
Speaker: We're trying to grow. We're trying to do something. I'm trying to do something. If they knew the amount of hours that I put into this show outside of the live broadcast. And that's what people, you know, doing on me and they'll bust my balls. You got to do this. You got to do that. That's a real question. What are the hours the hours you put into it? What are you doing? Doing?
Speaker: what? I don't know the show. I'm asking. Between between doing the show, which is that doesn't count. If you go by, if you go by the schedule, quote unquote, schedule nine hours a week. If we do nine hours a week. I'm not worried about doing the show is not accountable time. But behind the scenes, I have to download the audio. I have to upload the audio. I put it on Spotify. Um,
Speaker: OK, that's after the show. What about you said to do the show? Oh, to do the show. I mean, I got I got so many things on my phone and and why don't we get to conversations and stuff like that? I'm also not only that, but I'm also reaching out to bands. I'm also talking to bands. I got your finger on your phone. Start pushing in there.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, I know these conversations that are freaking like we talk about the same shit until we're looking at fucking computers and googling and doing it. Like when that starts happening, look at your phone and go hard, segue, like uncomfortable segue into whatever the hell you want and then change it completely. And I'll do that. But the problem is, like I told you, halftime, I got I got Tony on some other app and watching. Let's let's try that again with me on here. I got Jeff doing some goofy ass shit like
Speaker: Like I tried, I'm asking you to do that again. I mean, I'll do it every time. I mean, I've got something saved that I've had saved for two weeks now. By the time I get a chance to get to it, it's going to be three weeks, but it's a group conversation. It's not something that I can have a conversation by myself. It's a group conversation. Didn't make it a group conversation. I can help you make it a group conversation. I can make anything a group conversation. I promise you.
Speaker: But, you know, trying to get the guys to engage. And I know there's some of you guys who are going to be listening to this and you're going to hear this and you're going to go, Oh, I can't believe your motherfucking Tony and Jeff.
Speaker: but then they don't think that Tony and Jeff don't think that that's all you care about. And then they'll be back on the broadcast and you'll be acting all fine and dandy. Well, mind your fucking business because I can, I can speak my mind. Here's what they say, bro. All you care about when you're talking about Tony and Jeff is what Tony and Jeff think. And I can have conversations with Tony and Jeff outside of this show. The same conversation. Yep. But, um,
Speaker: Do the only ones that matter a lot of prep work. And like I said, I've been, I, you know, I've been networking, implementing it. I've been, I've been networking with a lot of different podcasts. And we're working on it. It's just timing. You know, you know how timing is. You gotta, you gotta work around
Speaker: With you guys, with the comedians in your bands, you got to work around scheduling so where you guys can all get together. And I'm really excited, and I don't care when it happens, but I'm really excited for the scumbag lounge.
Speaker: collaboration that we're working on. I can't wait for it. I can't wait to do this, because I think it's going to be a lot of fun. And I think these cats are going to gel right in with us. And their audience is going to kind of gel right in with us being there. And it's going to be a good time. But there's other podcasts out there that
Speaker: We might collaborate together and do stuff together, but it's going to be more in my wheelhouse because I'm a big fan of true crime and the paranormal. So I follow a lot of these podcasts or sports stuff, which Tony's a sports guy. Jeff is not. I don't think you're - I mean, those are pointed topics. That's okay. I mean, that has a space in the world.
Speaker: But they can come in and we can hit on sports. We can hit on true crime, we can hit on paranormal. But at the same time, we can also hang out and have a good time together. And that's what we're all for. You can bring them all together. So I mean, there's a lot that I do.
Speaker: outside of like the normal podcast work or whatever you want to call it. But there's a lot outside of what I, what I do to put into the show. And I mean, I believe you, I believe you. I mean, you, I mean, you've been there, man. And I, and I wish, I wish that I could get more locally based here where I'm at. That takes FaceTime, bro. You don't, you're not in a position to do that. Yeah, I'm really not because I have my kids all the time.
Speaker: Most people aren't in that position, bro. I was lucky. I was able to get out and do FaceTime. Make myself relevant and talk to people and meet people. Not everyone can do that, bro. You have kids, you have a new girlfriend, you know what I mean?
Speaker: Like that shit is important. Those are real. I've always told everyone, my guests, real life comes first. And that's, and that's what I've told Tony and Jeff more times than I can count real life comes first. Period. But there comes, there comes a certain time when, much like if, if, if I call into work every Monday and tell them I got a bellyache.
Speaker: there comes a time where they're like, really? You've called in eight Mondays in a row with a bellyache. Dude, you want the truth? I canceled, I rescheduled a job I was going to do tonight and I was going to call in until you said Tony and fricking Jeff weren't going to be here. So I, as soon as you said that, I literally, I'm not shitting you, bro. I'm not kidding you. I rescheduled a job, which wasn't a big deal rescheduled a job that I was going to
Speaker: not show up wasn't gonna be able to show up to go do but I was able to do that because I'm not gonna I mean I've told you I was gonna be here whether it's late on time or whatever I sure as hell I'm not gonna leave you here by yourself when there's two other people calling it if I can if it's possible and no I appreciate that I really do you know I'm just letting you know like that I've told you I'm gonna do this I'm in it
Speaker: I'm willing to put some time into it. I'm willing to put effort into it. You know what I mean? But I need to know that like we're on the same page at least. Oh, I'm, I, this is this, this, I mean, Stan, you, you, you've seen, it'd be a hundred percent real with anybody who's watching this and be a hundred percent real with you or anybody who's listening. You've been there since Periscope. You know, this is my dream.
Speaker: And I don't want to change your show. I want to build it. This is my dream. This is what I'm chasing after. I take it very seriously. I get aggravated. I get frustrated. And again, a lot of times people don't see that because it's behind the scenes and off camera and I get aggravated and I get frustrated.
Speaker: killing myself between work, kids, a relationship, and still making time for this show, and still making time to grow this show. And then I got, it's like, an hour and a half before the show. When you've known all day you don't feel good,
Speaker: Why wait? So then I got to come on to the show and I got no time to prep. I got no time. Right. So I just got to come on here and flabbergast. And Tony made the comment because I was just kind of I was kind of finding my rhythm on my own when the show started. And Tony was like, oh, this is sad. I just had to come in here. I know you need me. Yeah, I don't need you. I keep telling you I want you. But I'm also at the point where
Speaker: I don't want you guys anymore. If I got a plan for a show by myself three times a week, I'll fucking rock this bitch out by myself three times a week, three hours a week. I've done it and I know I can do it. But I mean, I honestly, on my show, like Mike's prep work, Mike did all of the technical shit. Yeah.
Speaker: Mike, I taught Mike to come up with one of his own games so he could be relevant in the show. Yeah. So he started to come up with, that was his prep work. Mine was researching, noting guests, Stanley Feud, which
Speaker: I literally was surveying a hundred real people and having to tally their numbers. I mean, those are real people. You know what I mean? Like that's a lot of time. I did that. I would find things to talk about. I would have to book the guests. I would have to, you know what I mean? I didn't care. I love doing it.
Speaker: And so we worked well because I didn't want, he didn't have to do all that. He didn't have to. He did all this shit that I didn't want to do. Yeah. If I had a technical guy that did all the technical bullshit or vice versa. Without him, no one sees me. Yeah.
Speaker: You know what I mean? No one's watching him. Yeah, I am. I am. I am. I am the Wizard of Oz. I'm behind the scenes pushing all the buttons. I'm doing all the shit and then and then I'm doing all the prep work. I'm the I'm the voice of the show. I'm the I'm the I'm that guy like I'm the guy who's you know, like I'm I'm I'm literally doing everything by myself. Well, I I I'll help you with prep work, bro. I have no problem with that. I love Jeff and Tony and I'm not
Speaker: have you all even ever had a discussion like this? Yeah. All they have to do is turn their cameras on. Well, that's what John did. Yeah. Our first, the third guy when we first started this before I started bringing in guests, we had a third guy and that's when I told Mike, I'm like, dude, if this is what we're doing, I'm out. I'm not putting all this fucking time and then this cat shows up, sets up a laptop and we're good. You know what I mean? And that was my own show.
Speaker: this, I'm just joining in and trying to help you because I love you build this. I want somebody who wants to go with me. I want some. I'll bring prep. I'll bring prep. I'm not saying structure prep. I'll bring prep. I just want somebody who wants to actually be on the same page as me, but you have to be, you have to, as much as you want to stick to your laurels and your guns, you can do that.
Speaker: but with a little, you gotta have a little give here. You can't be that, you gotta, you know, you can't let anyone change you, but you gotta be able to work with people. Yeah, I'm all about giving that. And I've pushed the guys, I've pushed Tony and I've pushed Jeff. You know, I used to do,
Speaker: can't just push them you got like in situations like that you have to be specific but you have to get specific i used to do a thing and every once in a while we bring it back up where i do my deep dives and it's just basically which is what this this this
Speaker: nonsense where I'm doing my own show I'm gonna do this shit on my own but but I used to do the deep dives and deep dives was just something that that that I was in a wormhole of and it'd be like abandoned cities or abandoned amusement parks or or cryptids or or nfl records or whatever
Speaker: So I'm not only on top of everything else I was doing, then I was doing all this other research and pulling all this other content to have it ready to try to fill a half hour to an hour with it and whatnot. And it was just like, when I tried to, and Tony said he wanted to do something, I was like, all right, Tony, fucking do it. That would be really cool.
Speaker: And the first time I let him do it, he's like, yeah, like Lanier, Google it. Right. And I went, what? That's, that's, let's hold you. Hey, we still make fun of him for it. I think, I think Tony's, there's a lot, Tony's got a lot more to offer than we're seeing.
Speaker: Tony's got a lot, bro. Tony's smart. Tony's well versed in several things. Outside of just regular intelligence, he's well versed and well read on things. He keeps up the data on things. There's a lot there to tap into.
Speaker: It's a matter of tapping into it. Tony's got a lot covered. He really does. He really, really does. And in the last year and a half, man, I have really been trying. And that's what's cool about our Monday night shows. And even tonight, the beginning of the show, when Tony and I, when it's just Tony and I, we have amazing conversations.
Speaker: We have some of the best conversations and we flow and we jump topic to topic to topic to topic. Tony is great about that. He really is. And he is. He's very smart. He's very knowledgeable.
Speaker: And he's also open and willing in a conversation to see the other side. And that's where Tony and I kinda
Speaker: He's a little bit stubborn and a bit of a knucklehead, but so am I. But we have really good conversations and we connect really well. But I have no problem with anybody taking that initiative. I encourage the initiative. Put forth an effort. You know what I mean? Don't wait for me.
Speaker: don't wait for me. Like, I know this is my show. Everybody, they make fun of me. It's my show and I do it. But. Because we do that because you're not getting anything back. Yeah. At the end of the day, this is our show. This is our show. I, this is what we are creating. This is the juggernaut that we are creating. Stop holding back. And I get on Jeff because I'll give him an idea with like,
Speaker: the family feud or the trivia, I'll give him an idea and I'll feed it to him. But then he doesn't, he blocks me out and he doesn't listen. And it's like, look, I've wanted to be in this game for a long time. I'm a student of the game. I listened to our show, not because I'm a narcissistic,
Speaker: but because I want to be better. I want to learn from the mistake we made last episode and grow from that. I listen to other podcasts. I used to listen to my show to hear what the listeners heard.
Speaker: I want to know what they hear. I'm listening to it as a listener, not as a host and not as a evaluating myself. I'm literally, when I listen to my show, Mike Tiger can tell you, I listened to it as someone listening to a show. All right. You know what? I lost me there. I lost me there. I'm not, I'm not trying to be critical. I'm not trying to like fine tune my show. I'm trying to see where.
Speaker: I'm losing the people that matter. The people that matter are not on this screen. People that matter are over here. Yup. No, without them, you're for dudes drinking beers, talking to each other. Just talking shit. I'm still here. I can hear you. I got a new battery. But I mean, so again, I'm just getting started. I'm just trying to get myself my feet wet and understand what's going on. Getting acclimated. But and and
Speaker: Like, no matter what I ever say, it's not being critical or being, you know, I'm not afraid to tell you what I see, how I feel, you know what I mean? It doesn't mean I'm asking you to agree with me, change what you're doing, you know, to do it. It's not about any of that. This is my opinion.
Speaker: And that's what I want. I know. And I'm not going to be mad if whatever I say falls to the wayside. I don't care. You know what I mean? I'm just putting it out there. That's all it is. Ever, ever, ever, ever. So if you don't ever think that anything I say is true, if you just do it, it's not like that at all. I'm willing to put in some time. I'm willing to do a little prep work.
Speaker: structurally prep work, but a little, I don't put some time into content for the show. Yeah. Because if the show had a little more content, a little more push through and a little more stick and move, it's got the personalities to make it work. Absolutely. Different personalities on this show. Those four different personalities are almost perfect. Yeah. Perfect form of each other. Yeah. And that's what we've said multiple times about this show. We have three very different people from, from
Speaker: Before you join the show. But you need to. We have three very different personalities, but we need to be embraced. We gel and we are perfect together. And when you don't. Somebody like you because you're used to being in that.
Speaker: I don't mean to disrespect because you said it yourself, you're the co -host, this isn't your show when you guys did open mic live. But you kind of ran that show, you kept the show moving, you kept the show going. If I had my position back up, if I tried to move the conversation in a different way or you tried to move the conversation in a different way and we follow each other's lead,
Speaker: You know, like I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to compete with anybody over, over the seat. Like we're all in the seat together. We're supposed to be building. It's supposed to be a building process. Yeah. But, but let's, let's, let's listen and, and, and, and pay attention and follow the flow, follow the flow. You know what I mean? Well, create a flow. Yeah. You got to start by creating a flow.
Speaker: And we have a great flow. I mean, we do have a great flow. We do have great conversation. No, I mean, not y 'all. The show has to have a flow. Yeah. You guys flowing together does not always equal a show that flows. Yeah, exactly. No, exactly. Trust me, because I've listened back to it. There's been some shows where I've listened to it. I'm like,
Speaker: This is awesome. Listen to you guys chat like this is, this is fucking. And I, and I think that's where, and I think that's where I struggle because Tony is so used to platforms where people are literally just hanging out. They're not doing anything. They're not, they're not actually creating content. It's, it's just a bunch of people hanging out. Okay.
Speaker: And Jeff has no experience. Jeff just wants to hear himself talk at the end of the day. You know, it'll be 100 % honest. Jeff just wants to hear himself talk. Where, you know, obviously,
Speaker: when I was on Periscope, you know, I just like to get in there and hang out with everybody. I wasn't, that's all I was doing, was just getting in there and hanging out. TikTok was kind of sort of the same way. But with this, it was like, we're creating content. We're doing something. We're actually, not only are we having fun hanging out, and in some nights, in some nights, we're just gonna fucking get in there and shoot the shit and laugh our asses off.
Speaker: And we've had a lot of those nights and other nights that, that, that, that rhythm is not going to be there, but you have to follow my direction. Got to follow my direction. And, and, and, and, and once we've kicked a dead horse to death, we got to move past kicking that horse. And that's not happening right now. Yeah. And it's not, and it hasn't been because, and like I said, a lot of times because I'm so aggravated and frustrated that I'm just like, you know,
Speaker: I don't even care. I'm just going to drink a 12 pack and just. Fucking. Do what we do. I mean, like right now that the horse is actually looking up and going, we all just let me rest in peace. They keep kicking that dead. Where are you going? Let's end this shit.
Speaker: Sorry, I had to hold a little boy's penis by little boy. I was playing charades with the audience. I mean mine. But for those of you out there who think I say things that I shouldn't say and I do things that I shouldn't do, mind you, we're still live. There's no such thing as that.
Speaker: Mind you, if I go on another platform and I vent and I rant, I'm not hiding from anybody. I'm still alive. And it's the same exact shit that I would say to them if they were here. I'm just trying to address issues that nobody wants to listen to. I'm trying to address my aggravations.
Speaker: If you guys knew that I put 40 plus hours a week into this show on all aspects, no matter how you look at it, I put 40 plus hours a week into this goddamn show and we're not making any money. I want to make money. We've missed out on opportunities to make money because I got two co -hosts.
Speaker: don't want to do anything other than turn their cameras on and turn their and and be here. We didn't we didn't make a lot of money but I mean but we got to do **** like be the only only live broadcast from the green room at the improv. We're still the only live broadcast from the green room at the improv. That's awesome. At the improv. We we missed out on on on two grand a month.
Speaker: because I could not get Jeff and Tony to share this **** show. I have a live the the replay on the podcast platforms.
Speaker: We missed out on two grand a month, not a lot in some people's eyes, but for a brand new podcast and an up and coming podcast, two grand a month. Mike would have killed for that. I'm not going to be mad if you put it in, in, in, in all honesty, as much as I have been told by multiple people, um,
Speaker: And I, and I, and I, and I, and I've discussed this and I, and I've made it very clear, 500 Tony, 500 Jeff, a grand my way and a grand my way because I do the work for this show, but I've had a lot of people tell me that 500 Jeff's way and 500 Tony's way is way too much for them. That's not how that works though. But that's not how it works. Those are my guys. I turn, I turn money down. I have people offering to.
Speaker: their own companies offered to pay us to advertise their companies. And I turned it down because they were gonna get in return from us and the number of viewers we had and they were just trying to be nice. They were being friends, they were being good, you know what I mean? And I didn't feel right.
Speaker: I didn't feel right. Like, it didn't feel right. I did that. Jeff's got a guy that he's friends with down in Mexico. He owns a motorcycle shop. He does custom motorcycles. And he wanted to give us money to advertise. And I told him, like, a lot of fucking money for us to advertise. And I told him, I said, dude, do I want your money? Yeah. But at the same time,
Speaker: It's not going to be right. I can't take your money because we're not going to help your business grow because you're in Mexico and you don't ship internationally. You don't do anything outside of where you are in Mexico. At the end of the day, only 3 % of our audience is from Mexico.
Speaker: So it makes no sense for you to give us all that money to promote your shop. I think 3 % of my family is from Mexico. Yeah. And he got mad at me. He got mad at me. And I told him in our last conversation, I was like, you know what? Fuck it, dude. If you want to give me a whole bunch of money to promote your shop, then just fucking give it to me. It's not going to help you, but I'll take your fucking money. You're mad at me, and I'm trying to do you right. I'm trying to take care of you.
Speaker: He wasn't really mad at you. Put money into something that's not going to benefit you. I wasn't really mad at you. He was just like, trust me, he went off on me. I was an asshole. I was a piece of shit. I didn't know what I was doing. I'm not a good businessman. Right. I'm not turning down gas money, bro. I'm turning down real money. Yeah, no.
Speaker: is different. Anyway, like he wanted to put a lot of money into this podcast. It was not gas money. Like it was, it was, that's what I'm saying, right? It's not the same thing. Yeah. And it was just like, bro, like I'm not going to do, I'm not, I can't feel good about taking your money. If I'm not going to benefit you at the end. Well, me and you need to get together between, I off times a little bit and chat, like have real conversation chat a little bit. But, um, for now, let's say goodbye to the people.
Speaker: Goodbye, motherfuckers. No, not like that. Oh, good. Bye. I love you guys. Bye, bitches. We love you. I remember my nipples. That's what I was doing when you were gone. Would you fuck me? Oh, fuck me. Yes. Daddy. Well, you got to call me daddy. I'm bigger than you. I don't give a shit, bro.
Speaker: I'll call you daddy. Poppy. Whatever the **** you want. I'll be daddy and you can be dad. Go wait. I'll be stepdaughter. I don't give a ****. Okay. Oh, dude. Will you get stuck in my dryer? Oh, don't do it. Oh, no. Stepdad, I'm stuck in your dryer. I don't know how I got stuck in this dishwasher.
Speaker: This is the sixth time this week. I know my hand doesn't fit in a disposal, but oh my god. Oh my god. Your dad's not going to like this. I can't see my garbage disposal. I don't have any money. However, will I repay you, Daddy? I can get you to figure out a way. We'll get this shit moving.
Speaker: Stan, I love you, brother. Thank you for being here tonight, man. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. As always, sorry to put our... Love you, Tony. Love you, Jeff. Sorry to put all of our business out there, but you know what? It's nonsensical nonsense, and it is what we do. We don't hold back. We are an open book. We are very transparent. Let's go ahead and wrap the show up with our guy, Matt James, lead singer of Blacktop Mojo with his first single.
Speaker: Way too strong. I love this goddamn song. Go ahead and hit that button.
Speaker: Broken picture frames From all I asked in days Spread out on the floor A movie I can't watch no more Happy I stood through
Speaker: A man that once used to breathe the sun But now no one is here I keep tearing up these photographs Cause it's the only thing that I am That keeps me from moving on My memory's way too strong So I keep drinking to the pain I'm trying to know
Speaker: Your memories were too strong
Speaker: Cause it's the only thing that I am That keeps me from moving on That memory's way too strong So I keep drinking to the pain
Speaker: Tearing up these photographs Cause it's the only thing that I am That keeps me from moving on That memory's way too strong I keep drinking through the pain And trying to numb it like no other can This dirt is still not gone Your memory's way too strong
Speaker: There he is, Mr. Matt James of Blacktop Mojo. Go ahead and check out Blacktop Mojo on all social media and wherever you're streaming music at Blacktop Mojo. Go give a guy some love. Let him know your boy's at Nonsense Go Nonsense since ya. And don't forget to check out Matt James solo stuff.
Speaker: as well. I'm trying to plug in my phone. There we go. Oh, there we go. I couldn't find it, but I found it. If you guys are not already, go ahead and check us out on all social media, Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter and Tic Tac. Don't forget to hang out with us live Monday, Wednesdays, and Saturdays between 6 and 6 .30 on YouTube and Twitch.
Speaker: And if you can't listen to us live, go ahead and check us out on Spotify. I never really listened to podcasts at all at nonsensical nonsense podcasts. Go ahead and give us follow, give us the like, give us a share. We greatly appreciate it. And with that being said, ladies and gentlemen, in the words of Jeffrey, if he was here, Jason.
