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Speaker: It's just preoccupation With the darkness underneath There's something empty now In the way that you have Is there something you're hiding? Oh darling, I'm afraid of this
Speaker: I've been sitting here waiting Still out the window on the street Watch strangers come round the corner Hoping it was you I'd see But I pretend not to notice The distance in your eyes
Speaker: When you pull me closer Smell cigarettes, smoke and light
Speaker: Yeah, well, 50 ,000 people show up for this barbecue fest. Yeah, exactly. All these people that do barbecue, like 35, 40 vendors selling barbecue. And he set the goal, like they had – by the time they got everything they needed to do barbecue fest, they had two grand left. And they took that two grand and turned it into like $25 ,000 at barbecue fest.
Speaker: Yeah. Which put the lease on the building. It's complicated to talk about it, but when you see it, you're like, this guy's explaining it, and he's on it from five o 'clock in the morning until well after midnight, every night. At one point, he had to go into the hospital after like three days of sleeping in the truck.
Speaker: But, uh, this, like I said, it was, I think this was during 2018 or something like that. And they just aired it last year. And, uh, right now I think the business is estimated to close to like $4 million and growing. So for everybody just coming into our random, uh, wrap up of our pre -show conversation, what show are you talking about? It's called undercover billionaire.
Speaker: It's on, I believe it's on the learning channel or the history channel. I don't know. I watched it online. I actually found it via TikTok. You know, people do these, they show clips of shows and it's part one, part two, put so on. And I got it like part three and it ended and I was like, what's the name of the show? I had to look it up and watch it. But it's eight episodes. Each episode is about 45 minutes.
Speaker: Really good anybody listening check it out. It's really cool Well now I don't have to watch it because you just told me the whole show. Yeah, so I'm good. Yeah, I was gonna watch it but I can't I can't do shows like that because they're so incredibly fake and staged
Speaker: Well, the undercover series, like the undercover boss and stuff like that, I always find interesting because it's, you know, it's the real employees. It's the real people. It's not like, have you seen that new show on Netflix under sexy beast? No, I don't watch any of that shit. Oh my God. It's so dumb. It's so dumb. I say, I say you the picture. That's the picture I sent you where the people are in fate and masks.
Speaker: Like looking like a devil or a rhino and they go on blind dates To see if personalities match up. Oh my god so bad I Mean you can still see that the the girl you're talking to has an amazing body. So you're like, yeah, well I've heard of a butter face before But
Speaker: Yeah, that's what it is. It is Wednesday. Happy nonsensical nonsense day. Welcome to the podcast, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Got my co -pilot over there, Jeff. If you guys aren't already, feel free to give us a follow on social media, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, YouTube, all that jazz under nonsensical nonsense.
Speaker: Come in and join the chatter box If you want to go ahead and email if you want to email so you can do so at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com And like I said come in here on HAPS TV Search nonsensical nonsense come into the chatters box. I'm ready to rock Get in the chatters box that reminds me that reminds me don't forget your
Speaker: On your time. On your turn. All on you. Ha ha. I'll wait to do that all fucking day. Brown's Scootable 2020. Theo Dolson is already on his brown skin. Look, man, I woke up feeling dangerous today, so I threw on the Baker Mayfield jersey. Those new jerseys you sent me the pictures of do look cool. They do look pretty badass. Yeah.
Speaker: Do agree I saw those you sent them to me and I was like that looks cool. I'm not 100 % sold on the Guardians Logos I'm about 5050 on them cuz you know I am a fan of the Indians, but I don't know if I'm a fan of the Guardians As much baseball as I watch I will never notice I
Speaker: This is true, too. I mean... If you wouldn't have told me, I would have never known. It would have been 20 years down the road, and I'm like, why do we have no fucking Indians? Who are these fucking Guardians, guys? Yeah, right? Well, yeah, exactly. That's the only thing. That's the other thing. You don't watch sports at all, so you have... No. No idea. I've watched all of 30 seconds of the Olympics. Well...
Speaker: Okay. I, I, I, I think I, I think I told you this Sunday. Yeah. You, you watched the women's water polo and I was like, okay. I got up Sunday morning and got my, cause it's kind of my thing on the weekends when I, when I don't have the kids, I get up Saturday morning or Sunday morning or both mornings.
Speaker: give me a big old bowl of Captain Crunchberries, set my fat ass down on the couch and find something to watch. Well, Sunday morning I came out here and got my bowl of cereal and fucked down on the couch and turned on the cable. Usually I'll go to one of my streaming sites, but I turned on the cable. And it was right when this first thing that came up was the Olympics. And I was like, oh, what the hell sport is this? And for the longest time, I had no idea what the fuck sport I was watching.
Speaker: it was it was a bunch of guys playing in the pool with like a soccer ball and there was nets and I was like what is this like water soccer the folks going on but they're using their hands so one of the announcers after after I'd already been watching it it was getting excited for team USA
Speaker: uh one of the announcers was like men's water polo tournament is a Rob Robin blah blah blah and every team will play each other twice and I'm like oh this is what water polo is this is fantastic I've uh I've seen clips of water polo and it just looks like me and my kids playing in the pool yeah I mean yeah it was uh it was kind of cool which means I would be awesome at it yeah like I'm not gonna lie and say it was terrible but I mean it was it was pretty cool I
Speaker: Team USA beat Japan by two or three points and the guy who scored the winning goal was a dual citizen of America and Japan and his grandparents still live in Japan and they were actually there watching him.
Speaker: The other thing better made of an appointed a stance just a big old fuck you to grandma grandpa I'm sure well regardless of who you're Which team you're rooting for I mean if your kids playing you're automatically on his team you know, even if you're your your team Japan because you live in Japan and and your kids playing for Team USA, it's empty
Speaker: Yeah, they were, they were there to support him and, and all that jazz. So yeah. Which is, which is cool. I mean, that, that, that's the one great thing about sports. It does bring families together, I guess. Well, I mean, if you're a sports guy, sorry, this is like the, this is like the worst part of this is what should be great if you've got a, uh, if you ever picture your laptop or get a new one or whatever, you can actually help share out because the first couple of minutes.
Speaker: Yeah, I found myself watching men's water polo and
Speaker: I didn't know what was going on, but I was cheering on Team USA. And then when they went up by two and I was like, fuck yeah, suck at Japan. And then I had to reevaluate my life. And you were like, wait a minute, this is literally a bunch of guys playing in the pool, throwing a ball back around fourth.
Speaker: It's the fact that I was i'm 40 years old on a sunday morning eating a bowl of cabbage cereal Exciting watching the delivery. Oh, I love me some captive grunge man. Holy shit. That stuff's awesome Unfortunately, I can't buy stuff like that because my kids destroy it and I don't even get a bowl Well, that's what I said on the weekends when my kids aren't Yeah, you yeah because I know if I get a bowl box cap crunch i'm gonna go through that by myself and in a single sitting
Speaker: Um, well, I don't, I'll eat like, I typically I'll have like two bowls. Right. And it's not like, and it's not like, uh, Yeah. Right. No, it's a different Jay that found me. Oh.
Speaker: Uh, so like, is there a topic or is this just like two buddies talking about their normal daily stuff? Nothing specific. It's just two guys bullshitting. I mean, I can't come on. We just shoot the shit and we go, we go full. We could jump into everybody's live. That'll allow us and bitch about the same four people, or we could go into 900 different lives and.
Speaker: Dude, Haps has been like super fucking serious and depressing as fuck in the last few days. Right? And then I'll probably have a comment just being a smart ass and like, who's this nonsensical nonsense jerk? Way to get our name out there.
Speaker: No, I think the biggest problem with people going live is they don't have a plan. I mean, not that we do. We have a plan as in we try to be funny, at least.
Speaker: Where people get on there, and not to point fingers, but some people just kind of walk around New York for a while. No, I don't know what's going on. It's been super depressing. Thankfully, most of the lives that I go in and watch, and I comment on Tony D's there, so when people get mad, they're like, nah, that's nonsensical. That's my dude. He's cool.
Speaker: It's okay. Yeah, I I try to if I get a notification that tony d's somewhere i'm like i'm in i'm in And i'll check it out for a few minutes because I usually got 40 things going at once but but yeah, so I haven't honestly, um I wanted to look up some stories for tonight, but I do have one story that Dude, you should be thankful that we don't live close to each other
Speaker: Because if we live close by I would go buy a nerf gun and and take all the bullets for it and like Superglue tax tool and then just come over and knock on your door or be like hey Jeff I need you outside real quick and then as soon as you walk outside just shoot you with a nerf gun with fucking tax on them I have to I have to
Speaker: dance around things. Like when I tell you, hey, remind me of something, not now on the podcast. No, it all comes down to
Speaker: I don't like that responsibility to have a reminder because if I forget that I'm an asshole. So if I give you the reminder right away, my bird is off me. If I forget, I'll just remember, I'll remember it later on down the road, bring it up another time. You're not an asshole. You forget to tell me something that I want to bring up on here because how often, I mean, how many times do we have stories that we want to talk about and we just never. And we never get to.
Speaker: so i mean that's not going to make you an asshole posting political videos on our tiktok page makes you an asshole speaking of which although the one i did today i thought was funny now that it's served as purpose i do need to delete that yeah yeah it's time no i i do want to get rid of that one uh i thought the i thought the the advertisement for today's show was funny i thought that was good
Speaker: I was trying to find a sound that was already on TikTok that was had that kind of warning thing and I wanted the the Text to speak to say warning warning, but it doesn't she was warning warning. I
Speaker: And it was like, Oh, no, you got to give it a space. So I tried space, not the words and everything. And she just goes warning, warning. And I was like, so I just did the single warning. I don't like that text to speech. Sometimes it's a pain in the ass. I just, you know what? I just figured out how to use that on there, to be honest with you. It took me, it took me a little bit. I felt kind of dumb once I figured out how to do it. And I was like, Oh, well, there you go. Once you realize how to do it, you're like, Oh, wow. I feel stupid. I'm just, uh, I'm just.
Speaker: I'm just really glad I didn't have one of my kids show me, considering how easy it was. Then I would have felt like a complete and total jackass. Yeah, exactly. I found it out by accident. I found it out because I typed something in and I realized I spelled it wrong before I sent everything. And I went to edit and I was like, oh, there's the text of speech. Oh, cool. I know how to do that. That's kind of how I felt. I just stumbled on it. This is not that kind of show, Cameron.
Speaker: Go back to your gay black chat sites that you like to frequent. Grindr. Back in the day we used to play, this is how I met Cameron back in the day. We all played black ops together. Okay. Cameron liked to visit specific chat rooms and that's where he met his, the twin brothers who used to take him to pound town, Jerome and Tyrone.
Speaker: And we always knew, we always knew when Cameron was in his chat rooms. And not that he was really, I don't know what type of chat rooms that he was in. That's just what we decided that he was in. And we always knew when Cameron would get into his chat rooms. Hello, New York. What's up, what's up, Jay?
Speaker: uh because because his uh his uh character on call of duty would just go prone and just be standing in the corner somewhere yeah or just spinning around and then we always played hardcore so we could kill him now and back then you could only kill your teammates three times or you got booted
Speaker: So we would take turns. Me, our buddy Brandon, who's been in here a couple of times, Kevin, who lives around the corner from me, and then Justin, Cameron's older brother. So we would all just take turns killing him. And usually we would all kill him once, maybe twice, but then we'd wait for him to start playing again. And we'd kill him again. I actually just started playing Grand Theft Auto online.
Speaker: Like I could say whatever I was in the past three days, Karen said, I liked your robe and tie road. He said, actually I work with a drill, but I always think about that. You always go back in your memories. You drift off into daydreaming on your own.
Speaker: full JB style. Yeah. Cameron, what are you doing? Sometimes my asshole still hurts, but it was worth it. Not that hard, Daddy. Oh, wait, what? Speaking of God, that's so creepy. Why do people say that? What? That fucking daddy bullshit.
Speaker: Ah, it gives me the key. You know what? Until I had kids, I was totally into it. No, I've never, never. Once I had kids, I'm out. Never. That's just so weird. Daddy bothers me, but my wife called me. Poppy doesn't bother me. There you go, Cameron.
Speaker: I don't know why, but it's different. I say that and Mark rolls into the chat room, Daddy Glick. But I did adopt him, so I guess you can call me Daddy. But yeah, my wife wouldn't actually ever say Daddy, but yeah, it would creep me out.
Speaker: But before I had kids, oh yeah, that would be hot. I'd be like, hell yeah. Now I'm just like, no, my kids call me that. Don't do that. Gross. No, it's just, oh my God. What the hell? Possessed of somebody to, I don't know. Daddy issues, checks with daddy issues. Yeah, we all know Juan is the real body. There he is. I don't know. It's just, ugh.
Speaker: Speaking of dirty and speaking, having your ass taken into pound town. The story I wanted to tell you. Nice segue. Taking your ass to pound town. Your dad went to the shop 10 years ago and he never came back. Certain cigarettes, pretty girl. Hey, there she is. What's up, dude?
Speaker: They were at a event or something for church. I hope she's still not there. She'll burn. If you're listening to church, you will go to hell. Well, they weren't at a church. They were at this pool. It was actually a really nice looking pool and stuff. But it's a Florida story, not in Florida. It's a Florida story from Russia.
Speaker: Okay. So the other day, she said she will not burn. The other day, a fine, outstanding gentleman decided he was going to rob a store and he goes into, yeah, you know, typically you're walking out. Hey, they got something I want.
Speaker: It's not a mug, it's a koozie. And I'm glad I changed actually because I had a Superman shirt on. My koozie, I have two Superman koozies tonight. But I'm glad I did change because that just would not have been, I'm sure you guys would have fun with that Jeff and I matching. I literally did laundry today, got out of the shower and I was like, ooh, a Superman shirt.
Speaker: Yeah, but anyway, so this fine outstanding gentleman decides he's going to rob a shop. The particular shop that he decides to rob is an adult entertainment store. Goes in there with his knife and demands the money from the woman behind the register.
Speaker: tell me she beat him with a six inch dildo the woman without hesitation and i want to find the video so i can post it on on facebook without hesitation pulled out an 18 inch long dildo and proceeded to beat this man with an inch of his life i can see it
Speaker: I can see it. The poor arresting officer is like, ma 'am, please stop hitting the gentleman with a dildo. You know, give him one more. Give him one more. And it's in Russia. Let me record this for dick talk. And it's in Russia of all fucking places. So, you know, they don't play in Russia for anything. It's Russia. It's Soviet Russia. They'll go fuck you.
Speaker: This poor bastard's been going to jail in Russia and had to tell everybody in jail what happened to him. What are you in for, Vlad? Well, I don't want to say it. Did you see Black Widow yet? No, because I'm not going to pay for her. Oh, there you go. I sent you that site. I got another site for you, too. I got another one that's actually better.
Speaker: It should. It should be. It's less pop -ups. It should be coming out on regular Disney Plus here relatively soon and plus. I think next month. Probably next month, yeah. So, I was in no big hurry to see it. I mean, I'll watch it. It's not like, but speaking of Disney Plus, they're actually doing away with their Disney Prime package or whatever. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, where you can get the movies or you pay for the movies, because theaters are losing so much money. So now they're like, well, yeah, the theater industry has actually decided to take on Disney and file a lawsuit. I'm like, man, either the biggest pair of fucking balls or you just.
Speaker: dumb, stupid, because Disney has more money than fucking God. Yeah. Like bringing on. We got an extra 50 cents. Go for it. Really. The only streaming site that I could see that could stand up and they did stand up to Disney was Netflix.
Speaker: and when Disney because didn't he's like we own the rights to marvel give us all our movies and Netflix was like yeah yeah that's gonna cost you and uh we'll get around to releasing them to you uh when we when we feel like which is pretty much what happened Disney paid Netflix I think a certain amount of money and then Netflix was like okay you can have this movie this movie and that movie now and then three months from now you can have these three movies and we'll eventually get you all and that's one of the biggest reasons for the longest time you couldn't
Speaker: because Disney's got the MCU in chronological order. Yeah. They didn't have all of them because some of them were still on Netflix. Yeah. Well, uh, Netflix is actually thinking of actually starting a gaming division, be able to play games on Netflix. And I'm like, how is that going to work? I'm curious on how it's going to work. I mean, are you going to have to buy a special controller or something?
Speaker: or you'll be able to hook up your PlayStation controller to your TV or something. Yeah, I don't know. I did see that. I'm not quite sure how it's going to work, but, you know, it is what it is. They're apparently putting some serious money into it. They're not fucking around, so to speak. They're throwing a couple billion at it, I believe. And good on them, because, you know, I know Sony's making a shit ton.
Speaker: on downloadable games. Well, oh yeah, not only Sony, but Xbox. Everybody's going digital now. Nobody's buying copies anymore. I didn't realize that when you bought the PlayStation five, not that I have one, but that you could get a digital or a hard drive hard desk one. And I was like, Oh, that's interesting. I would still want the hard desk. Oh God. Disney heard me talking about them. Uh -oh.
Speaker: I just got a notification. Maybe since you were talking good about it, because you were kind of sticking up for Disney, but maybe they're like, we'll give you Black Widow for free. People will stream onto Netflix. Oh, it will become a streaming platform. Yeah, pretty much, Mark. I think that would be cool. It would saturate the shit out of though.
Speaker: Disney mob is gonna knock on my door fucking well, you know, there's a Disney biker gang I'm not I'm not surprised by anything anymore dude to be honest with you. Well, yeah, they they actually have the Mickey Mouse head They're actually sponsored by Disney
Speaker: Like they actually went to a motorcycle club and you know, they're not a one percenter by any means These guys these guys if they're wearing their cuts get free access to Disney in In one stipulation, they kind of run security too in Disney. Mm -hmm
Speaker: And I was like, that's cool. I joined that biker gang just for that. Yeah. So Mark's saying that Netflix will turn into a streaming platform. You'll pay 790 or 699 a month to watch pricks play video games. Well, they've already got probably. Yeah. The thing is, I think what they'll end up doing is they'll, they, they might like contact certain people.
Speaker: like not saying they would but like they would contact you and me and say hey we're offering you a chance to be on netflix as opposed to leaving an opening where anybody could do it yeah yeah you know i'm like not that they would ever call us but
Speaker: Yeah, I have no idea. I don't understand why people get so much enjoyment watching other people play video games. Well, you know what? I have the answer for that. You can play football, correct? Why do you watch somebody else play? There you go.
Speaker: not necessarily i mean i mean it's it's uh you can watch people and i'm not defending by any means because some of the people that people watch i'm like really but you can kind of get strategy from certain games yeah i mean like or updates
Speaker: My kids like to watch people play Minecraft and stuff like that, but they do that just so they can get helpful hints and tips and stuff like that. Exactly. Well, there's one guy I watch. There's a game I want to get. It's called SnowRunner. And the guy I watch that does SnowRunner, he talks about the updates and this vehicle is good for this and so on and so forth. So that's the only one I really watch of a video game, but it's
Speaker: It's he gives tips and tricks and like which mods are coming to console and and Are they worth the download and you know all that fun stuff? That would be the only video game. I watch but my kids watch a couple guys. They're just actually annoying Kevin Holly dummy come to our actual page and
Speaker: Yeah. And then I can see your comments. Be a man. Be a man. Well, he's apparently got all of his accounts locked up in jail again. So now he's on his girlfriend's Facebook account. I hope your girlfriend stabs you if you get her account put in Facebook jail. No kidding. Someone said, do you think people get enjoyment from watching you and Jeff? I have no idea. Well, you're here. And when we actually got a message,
Speaker: Well, I do have to acknowledge this. We got a message saying, Hey, I can't wait any longer. Is it Wednesday yet? Need my nonsensical nonsense fix. And I thought that was kind of cool. Many, many hours. Mark said, yes, he does many, many hours of enjoyment from mainly for me. And now some from you, but, uh, there is one guy that there is one guy on Facebook. I don't even watch him play.
Speaker: But he plays Madden all the time. It's like a tall guy, something or another. But he's a big Browns fan. So he goes on there and does his live stream while he's playing Madden. And then he's just talking and bullshitting. I'm still waiting on him to accept my challenge because I don't think he's that good at Madden. I think I could take him. Actually, one of the guys my kids watch
Speaker: I find the guy completely annoying. He actually sounds like Plankton from Spongebob. What's the last name? No, I said Kevin. Kevin's on his girlfriend's account. I think it's... No, but my niece, Tiffany, I sent her
Speaker: Uh a notification saying we're going live. Oh, maybe this is your niece actually tiffany. I didn't want to put her last name out there, but Go ahead. She won't mind Go ahead put her business out there you want to give her address out to jeff Tiffany c is her. Oh, no, wait Okay, that's Angela Okay, that might be So it's kevin going live on his girlfriend's account
Speaker: What's another one it's just Yes supportive fiance Without with the exception of three days. Yes summer shot down the three -day idea real quick in a hurry Yeah, my wife did too. She's like really I said do you want to hear the good news and she's she's we were lying in bed She came home for because she she does
Speaker: a two -part shift today where she has to leave the hotel for a certain amount of time. So she came home. Yeah. It's like a split shift. Yeah. And she came home and we're lying in bed because she wanted to take a quick nap. And I said, do you want to hear the good news? She's like, what's that? I said, Chris and I are thinking about going three days and starting December. And she goes, how is that good news? I said, well, I didn't say it was good news for you. Well, if we start making money off of it and I can, you know, down the road and
Speaker: I can quit my job and just do this, then we'll go live every single day. Oh yeah, definitely. We will pull Joe Rogan and go live daily. We'll record daily. I would have no problem with that. And because I'll be making money off of it and I don't need a job anymore, I can do it while summer's at work and I won't get yelled at. Exactly. You make fun of me for getting yelled at for when my wife comes home. I didn't get yelled at.
Speaker: Yeah, I didn't yell it and she just said, uh, really not going to happen. I was like, I don't know. Well, you know, something, it was something I was thinking about and you said you were thinking about as well is the problem between Saturday and Wednesday. That's a lot of days where, where, you know, you and I still have conversations throughout the week.
Speaker: And we're like, oh, and every time something funny comes up, like that would have been hilarious on the podcast. Yeah. Well, we just had to try to remember stuff.
Speaker: I was much like much like earlier today you and I were talking about they were yeah, they released the Ghostbusters I Have the theory that Paul Rudd is gonna become either he's gonna become one of the dogs from from the gatekeeper or the key master and
Speaker: he's gonna come out of the shell once they turn him back into human and he's gonna say something along the lines of what the hell was that I can't believe you will never believe what I felt and Rick Moranis is gonna pop up for 30 seconds and go I know how you feel and walk out that is my theory that is my theory $300 an episode
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Actually, uh, you know, summer and I are planning on watching it together next weekend. Mark asked who we were going to watch the new suicide squad. Oh, that's another thing. I need to watch that too. When's that come out? Well, uh, next Friday, next Friday. Yeah. Oh shit. Yeah. Next. Uh, speaking of next Saturday, uh, kind of, uh, kind of a big deal, man. We got our, our first like interviews slash. Yeah.
Speaker: They were going on, uh, Rocky rapidly EDM combat will be joining us, uh, next Saturday on the seventh. So yeah, you got to send me his link so I can watch this stuff. So I know what I'm talking about. I've sent you a dude. I've sent you so many links. I've sent you videos, but.
Speaker: You know, you're just got to sit there with the bikes bikes there on your face. I guess that's fine. I do that. It's part of the norm. We can go tomorrow. Where are we going tomorrow? And what are you saying? No, about your cousin said you can't find her anyways, Jeff. No, the new trailer for your niece, cousin, whatever. Yeah. Uh, the new trailer for Ghostbusters does look bad because it is a continuation of the movie.
Speaker: and not where they ruined it a few years ago, uh, just by making it a female cast and not, they didn't ruin it because it was a female cast. They, they, they, they ruined it because they, they tried to do a reboot. Yeah. They tried to replicate it with four terrible comedians, female comedian, comedian. Well, the jokes, the jokes were very blah.
Speaker: Uh, although the, the bond, she said in order for me to be a stay at home dad, I got to make the money and be the breadwinner that defeats the entire purpose. I didn't say anything about being a stay at home dad. First of all, I said, if we start making enough money to where I can get my job off this podcast, then I will record every single day. Yeah.
Speaker: And the kids can wipe their own asses and cook for themselves. I wipe my own ass. But if we're making enough money, then we can hire people to do that shit too. Yeah, we're not going to make that kind of money.
Speaker: speak for yourself. You know how people would be to hire somebody? Well, yeah, for you. I'm like, hold on, Chris, I got to tell the maid something. I just want to make money. I would love to have, I would love to be able to hire somebody to come clean my damn house because the kids trash it and then they don't know how they know back to themselves. Well, that is the one good thing about having
Speaker: uh once again my my wife's brother and sister here they are extremely clean uh if if a mess is made they're on it like before i am i like they i made a mess there you saw us make that jump rope handles because the jump rope my wife bought wait wait wait no no no no no no first of all $100 a week don't cut that nobody stop it
Speaker: If I start getting paid off this and I can make enough money to quit my job and do this full time. It's going to be way more than $300. I don't know what the price is, but if I can quit my job and pay my bills and do this, that's going to happen. Second of all, the jump rope. Yeah, go ahead. Listen, y 'all, just motherfucker.
Speaker: This is the guy I deal with. If you could have seen the way they started. This is the guy I deal with. And the process I used to do it. He sent me a picture of a jumper. Look, and then he messaged, look what I made. Ah, yeah. Not many people we know can do this now, can they? And I said, Jesus Christ, calm your tits. You didn't build the Taj Mahal. You have made two round wooden handles and tied the string through it.
Speaker: Well, no, it's actually nylon core, but, but I literally, they are perfectly ergonomic handles. Like they are more comfortable than the ones that came on it. Number one. And I basically turn my drill press into a wood lathe. Yeah. But I could have got, I could have gotten a piece of sandpaper, but my hand, put it in my hand.
Speaker: wrap my hand around a piece of wood and just twisted it round and round and round and round and round and round until it fit my hand perfectly. And there is no equipment or special tools or anything involved. You took a piece of wood. The difference is I did it in less than eight minutes. If you did it by hand, it would take you all day. I know it would.
Speaker: No, I could have taken a drill, put the drill through the handle, wrap my hand around the handle and crank the drill. There's so many ways to do it. It was jump rope handles, dude. You acted like you found the cure for cancer and AIDS all in the same day. Two handles covers two things. No, but you know what? You know what? It's one of those things.
Speaker: I got to playing with my tools and that just makes gets me excited. It's like you going to Staples. I was proud of you. I'm very proud of your your handles. I hope they work too. I tested it out too.
Speaker: What did you do? Jump one time and then almost have an artifact? I jumped three. I jumped three and I was like, okay, I'm done for the day. And then your kids found you laying in the yard. Get down here and figure it. Betty! Don't die, Betty! I literally, uh, last night my wife said, uh, we were getting ready to watch a movie. I can't remember what movie we were going to watch. And she's like, let's go to bed. And I was like, all right.
Speaker: And I went upstairs and then I needed to go back downstairs, get something that I forgot, then backing upstairs and back downstairs for something else I forgot. And after the fourth time climbing the stairs, I was like, fuck, I need to quit smoking. I laid in bed going, she's like, did you run? I was like, no, I won't. She's like, you need to quit smoking. I was like, don't talk to me about that shit. Cause I don't know what you're talking about. I'm fine.
Speaker: I said something scared me. I saw myself in the mirror and I was beating the shit out of myself. I saw a spider. I wish you could see my koozie I'm using right now. It's a Superman beer koozie, but it's got a cape on it.
Speaker: Nice. Just watch the replay. There's a, I forget where it was, but there's, for those of you listening to this on Spotify or Apple or Google podcast, go to our YouTube channel and you'll see what I'm talking about. There's, there's a, a like Chinese knockoff company or something like that that makes superhero inspired
Speaker: colognes and shit that all smell like dick, apparently. But the sound like you're familiar with the smoke. I actually saw somebody reviewing them because the bottles are actually really cool. Like they got the Superman. It's it's all etched except for the Superman logo is all smooth. And then it's got a cape. The Batman is similar to that. The Doctor Strange has got the cape as well.
Speaker: Um, but apparently they don't smell good at all. So you would buy it for the, the, the bottle, but they got, they got a whole line of Marvel and DC comic book and style inspired colognes and stuff. And the guy reviewing it was like, Ooh, that does not smell good. That smells like cap is, I was like, well, I'm a rushing out to buy this one.
Speaker: You can make more money than me can go for it. That's the plan. You know, Summer, I'm going to tell you the same thing that I told my wife when I told her the plan for the podcast. When we start making money, I'm going to laugh in your face.
Speaker: There is no plan for this podcast today. It is just a matter of, hey, let's go live and record it and post it. That was the plan. But if it does start making money, I will literally laugh at my wife's face while showering her with gifts so that she doesn't yell at me. I'm like, there's your diamond ring. There's your diamond ring. Well, you know, maybe, maybe one day we'll get a couple of sponsors or something like that. Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker: Well, you know, if I actually see $10 out of it a month, I'll be like, yeah, I'm making money. I have a successful podcast. I was like, what are you about making that knowledge? Every month, every month where physical $10 in my hand, because the hats money, I don't think you can take out.
Speaker: Yeah, you can somehow somewhere keeps talking trash before, you know, and I won't be talking about my only fans and no, I won't be getting naked. So don't, don't you guys don't have to worry about that. It's just going to be me. I'll tell you what I've thought about it. I'm going to make people subscribe to my only fans and pay for it. It's just going to be clips of the show or every once in a while I'll post something. I'll show you today is Tuesday and I'm having a Budweiser. So cheers. Thanks for paying. You know what?
Speaker: Apparently, OnlyFans is thinking about going clean. They're not going clean. They're just... They're just trying to... Because OnlyFans got popular because of the nudity and the satiny other thing. Yeah. So that'll still all be there. They're not trying to go clean. They're trying to... I'll make an OnlyFans of you. Stop your shit, woman. I've got archive. Did you see that dude on TikTok?
Speaker: He's apparently got only fans and he takes pictures of chicks feet and he got busted. Oh really? Really? He literally was sitting on the couch with his phone kind of back on his chest and they're all watching TV and his buddy's girlfriend's got her bare feet propped up behind his buddy's knees. Yeah. And dude's taking a picture and he forgot to turn the flash off. One of those stage
Speaker: Well, I don't know. I'm sure it was staged because somebody's. Yeah. Uh, it's not that only fans has tried to go clean or this, that or the other thing. They just, they've, um, oh shit. Let me bring you back up there. Um, they, they, they don't want to be only known for the nudity and the pornography. So they're making it more like Patreon or whatever. So there's no longer that don't do nudity at all.
Speaker: They just, just go on there and just put whatever content they want. And then people may have horror. Well, see, I was thinking of starting an OnlyFans, just dad pods. My brother at all, my brother -in -law, we're going to start one. It was just going to be him and I just eat because we're both giant hairy fat asses.
Speaker: There's people under that. I know. As I said, we were just going to fucking sit down and eat steak while you know what video we eat steak. One of these days, one of these days, I will be on here going, by the way, I do have an OnlyFans now. It is just pictures of me watching TV.
Speaker: I will, too. I'll do it. And I'm gonna be like, huh, Summer? Now I'm making all this money. Can I stay at home? Yeah. I'm making $5 a month, you know? Because I've seen, there's, I spend a lot of time on Reddit trying to promote the show. And as you scroll through Reddit, you find some weird shit. And it's people promoting their OnlyFans. And it's like, for $5 a month, you can see over 550 pictures and 300 videos. And I'm like,
Speaker: $5 a month. That's all your failure is worth. Damn, that's a lot of content for $5 a month.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. No, I mean, well, that's the thing. I mean, should I, somebody probably paid me $25 not to post over again. I was thinking, I said, I could make easily 20 bucks, not, not posting. Side note squirrel over here, Joey, the Cincinnati Reds has just had a Cincinnati Reds record with five home runs in or a home run, one home run in five straight games. Nice. The Reds are rolling, baby.
Speaker: I smell October. You don't even know what the fuck that means. Uh, nope. No, I'll start playoffs started at the beginning of October. Ooh, Haps did a new, uh, new thing. Ooh, what did Haps do? Well, you know how, when I went, I don't know if it's on yours, but usually the chatterbox is constant on the side of my phone. Yeah.
Speaker: not pops up and then slowly disappears fades out. I got while I'm on the web browser. So it's I've got like, I've got like the chatters box over here on the left.
Speaker: And then, well, if I'm looking at the screen, I got the chatters box on the left. Then I got you and I in the middle. And then on the right -hand side, there's the small screens where you and I are. And then anybody I invite, they'll be down on the right -hand side. And then I can change the grid and all that jazz. I got a whole bunch of bullshit going on on my screen, not to mention. But it takes a lot off my screen, which is great. Yeah, not to mention the fact that I've also got my other phone set up for Facebook.
Speaker: You know all that jazz. Yeah, but um, you were talking about the clones and those those the bottle designs and stuff. Yeah, do you remember? Back in the day like I think sears JC pennies were really big about it They had the shitty ass cologne, but they were actually avon Was it a well avon had it's avon and they were shaped like cars Yeah, my dad my dad had the old car Yeah, and that I remember
Speaker: And like seeing it when I was like five and seeing it when it was like 18 and there's like three drops missing. Yeah. Cause it's not like shit. Yeah. You'd like take the top off and the top was all plastic and it was like the back half of the car or the front, the engine compartment or whatever. Well, the other day, I think, who does that work? My boss and I, what the hell were we on? We were down in the basement. I was like, Oh man, I haven't seen one of these in forever. He was like, what?
Speaker: And I picked up the bottle and he was like, what the hell is that? I was like, oh my God, you're only five years fucking younger than me. Jesus Christ. Scoring him with it. Now you smell like cat bits all day. Well, no, because it was, it was empty, but like the, oh, okay. Like it was, it was the car and then the top was off of it. So I picked it up and I put the top on there and he's like, the hell? I said, it's cologne, man.
Speaker: because it took me instantly took me back because oh yeah I remember my grandpa had those and he never used the cologne he just had them and it was like well yeah I think I think my dad got his as a gift because it was shaped like a car and and it's like my dad is
Speaker: When you buy something for my dad for birthday or Christmas, you buy them either fishing stuff or car stuff. Yeah. And you're safe. He's like, I like it. As we've said many times before, your dad is a masturbator. Yeah. So there you go. But yeah, I totally remember those. What's going on, Strange in Hidden, Ohio? Thanks for the approval. Yeah, all right. What is Strange in Hidden, Ohio?
Speaker: It's, um, it's a, it's a Facebook page and it's, and it's like, people will post pictures in there when they're out urban exploring or whatever it's called and it'll be like,
Speaker: abandon buildings or just weird things that they've like like oh i was out on a hike today and this was in the woods and it'd be like some weird statue or like abandoned houses or something stuff like that or just like weird roadside attractions and stuff but i posted there from time to time and i said you know we're not hidden we're definitely strange and we're from ohio so check us out there you go i just got a thing that
Speaker: whatever I posted in there was approved. So that's a win. Like I said, I tried to put us in other, I tried to, I tried to put us in other places outside branches out. Yeah. Outside of the, outside the norm. Yeah. You know, cause you never know. Well, it's just what I'm trying to do on Reddit, but it's like I said, posting on Reddit is like, Oh, it's a trip. Mark, how about you just pay me in general? There you go. Post not post.
Speaker: Drink beer, not drink beer, whatever you want to pay me for. Just pay me. Actually, did you hear about the, I have a little story for you and it was actually, uh, turned into a, I, do you remember the TV show Boston legal? Yeah, that was old ass TV show, but yeah, I wasn't never a big fan, but I was one of the kids with that. No, we were not. It came out when I was here.
Speaker: With with with the with the dude from black list. What's his name? You guys are also about 20 years behind Anyways, I was watching on us. Oh like list. Yeah, the guy was like list. I don't know. What's the show Boston? Boston legal. Okay It had it had William Shatner in it and yeah anyways
Speaker: One of the one of the episodes they had this guy that that as an experiment he put he posted himself like the Nasdaq So he was a he was a tradable Business so it's like like like a stock. Yeah, and The he he basically lived his life by what his stockholders told him So like they they you know
Speaker: he would charge like 2 ,000 shares and each share was like 10 grand. So he made a shit ton of money so he didn't have to worry about money but the concept was he always had his phone kind of live and his stockholders were the only ones allowed in almost like a Patreon kind of thing and his stockholders were
Speaker: like today wear a purple shirt and and blue jeans, you know, and they would they would vote on it and be like, OK, that's what I'm wearing today. Like he'd lay out a bunch of things. And that's that's exactly what I could do on my on my only. That's what I was thinking. That's how I run my only fans. Just have my only fans tell me what to do each day. Yeah, we could we could within reasons. We could let him decide, you know, what we do on on the on the live recording for this.
Speaker: There you go. What do you want to wear? Should I go shirtless? No, you shouldn't. No. But I'll draw the line of when you silly sons of bitches say, wear Ravens or Steelers or Bengals jersey, because I will come to your house and punch you. There goes my idea. Well, you've already posted your boobs on Snapchat. So there you go. So. But I was like, that'd be cool. Summer's going to get her. She's going to post her vagina, her
Speaker: her. Big old JJ. Uh her only fans and then she's also gonna get her butt hole bleached and posted. Are you gonna post a butt hole bleaching or just the after? Would that be changing your ringtone? She I think she did a full cleanse yesterday. Man alive. She said she had diarrhea. Nobody's business. She's like I sit down to pee and I pee out of my front hole and my back hole.
Speaker: Nice. I said, I'm sorry. And then sent me a fucking picture of it. And then you'd be like, what am I supposed to do with this information? And then she sent me a picture of it. And I'm just like, really? I did not do that in my life today. But she's like, now you have that image in your head forever, unfortunately. Fucking clean eating. Well, she's she's she's started dieting. So she's I think she's doing keto.
Speaker: So she started eating healthier foods and stuff like that. Right. So I told her I said all that all that clean stuff, all that good stuff is just flushing all the bad shit. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's the same thing for me. Like when I when I start going to the gym, and there's that first week or two when I'm working out, and, you know, this, that and the other thing, my body is like, it just naturally flushes itself. So like all that bad shit just
Speaker: And then when I, you know, cause I don't, I don't change my heating habits, but I will start mixing in like protein powders and you know, like I'll get smoothies and you know, whatever. Or, you know, I'll do the, I've never really been one to do the pre -workout because I don't understand all that, all those vitamins and everything like that. And you can't go to GMC and ask anybody like, Hey, what should I do? Because they're just going to be like, Oh, you get 40 people and you have 40 different answers.
Speaker: Well, not only that, but I mean, if you go to, if you go to like GNC, I mean, they're just going to tell you to buy the most expensive fucking thing they have. Yeah. Exactly. Cause they're worried about commission. You basically need to find a, a reputable trainer and pay him God's amount of money to tell you what to do. And you're like, you know what? If I'm really that important, I could research it, but I'm not, it's not that important.
Speaker: I can just go without. And according to Summer today, it's Taco Bell. So she had the shits from clean eating yesterday. Now she said Taco Bell today. So her asshole is just not on fire. She's watching from the bathroom. She's been in the bathrooms for the last 48 hours. Oh, that's just wrong.
Speaker: I don't know, man. Speaking of, I do need to get my fat ass back in the gym. I actually have been contemplating cutting out, apparently, Kevin Smith, the writer -director -actor, cut out sugar. Just sugar. Start drinking just water, all sugar. This is the same man that would wake up in the morning and grab a handful of
Speaker: he would grab a handful of bubblegum flavored jelly bellies. And that would be his morning snack. Kevin Smith had one of those Widowmaker heart attacks. Yeah. Oh, he did. Have you seen him lately? Oh, yeah, dude. He's tiny. Holy crap. He looks like a bobblehead. Yeah, he actually does. But he said when he cut out sugar, he said the first
Speaker: like week and a half was hell and he was an asshole for the first week and a half but he said after that the pounds just started falling off yeah well when when I was working out before like I've never changed my eating habits but when I was working out before and I was going to the gym on a regular basis and this and the other thing um I I went from drinking
Speaker: four to six pops a day to maybe to maybe two and I switched my beer from Budweiser to Michelobulture Lite. Okay. And dude, just that alone, I started watching the LBEs drop. Just that alone. Yeah. Well, I'm contemplating dropping sugar. At least getting rid of like getting rid of Coke. I need to find an alternative. Drinking. It is not a two liter by the half.
Speaker: is leader 25. It's damn near two liter of fucking coke that you're literally drinking it right out of the bottle. It's like, it's hand size. No, so there you go baby. It is Keto. Now what is Keto?
Speaker: Tell Jeff, Dr. Pepper Zero is amazing. Dr. Pepper Zero is apparently amazing. Keto. I don't really know. Just fucking Google it, Jeff. It's one of those ads. It's a fucking podcast. I'm looking for content area.
Speaker: You're like, I don't know. Look it up in your spare time. It's a podcast. Let's get some information out there about the subject. I'll do. Let me ask you, assistant. Hey, Google assistant, my co -host is a jackass. What is the keto diet?
Speaker: No, but yeah, I think it's cutting out like breads, your carbs, sugar. Okay. So we're set. Okay. Well, I was going in the right direction. There we go. Okay. No carbs, no sugar. And it's high in protein. I'm trying to find an all carb diet.
Speaker: I like carbs. Carbs are good for me. So things that you can eat on a keto diet, fish, low starch vegetables, such as broccoli, bell peppers, and spinach. I can get down on broccoli and bell peppers all the time. I can rock that. I can rock that. I love me some broccoli. Avocado. I don't like avocado, so I'm out. Eh, I can live it. Take it or leave it. Meat and poultry. We all know Jeff loves a big old meat sausage, right? Yeah, buddy.
Speaker: a little tube meat uh cheese eggs healthy oils i don't know what that is fruits that are low in carbs what is a healthy oil i don't know i was like like like instead of vegetable oil be like peanut oil or some shit maybe something like that all organic food is better so that's what summer said uh so yeah like eggs healthy oils fruits that are low in carbs such as berries coffee and tea without sugar see right there i can't do tea without sugar
Speaker: What's going on, Justin? What's going on, Leslie? I might. I might. I'm contemplating cutting out sugars, but I gotta have sugar in my coffee and shit. Leslie said olive oil and face palm dust. I don't know what the fucking healthy oil is. I don't use oils when I cook. I use butter. I know. My wife yelled at me the other day, she says, what do you cook this in us, butter?
Speaker: Use oil and I'm like I went to the Paula Deen School of culinary. Oh, yeah fucking slap four pounds of butter and everything My wife got mad my wife got mad cuz uh in my crumpets There there's a difference between people in the world. I I made pancakes and pig fat I bought pig fat
Speaker: to cook my pancakes in. And my wife was like, these are really good. And then of course, 45 minutes later, she's like, I hate you. What did you cook those in? Because she's in the bathroom. And she cannot take the big fat. And I was like, these are awesome. And apparently gave me shits. Yeah. So certain sugars that you can use, I like, like, is that cane sugar? Is that good for the keto diet, the raw cane sugar? That shit's delicious.
Speaker: Well, that's what Coke is made out of here. It's not corn syrup. It's sugar cane, which is why Coke down here is awesome.
Speaker: My neighbor down in Charleston one day, uh, he was like, Hey, come here. I got, I got a, I got a treat for you. I was like, Oh, okay. That's not weird, but okay. And don't grab your ankles and hold your breath. And I was just like, what's up? And he, and he handed me like this stick. And I was like, what do you mean?
Speaker: Yeah, he was like, just chew on it. I'm like. Yeah, he liked the stick on every ankle. So we're standing in his garage, like two fucking billy goats just chew on sticks. I was like, this shit's good as hell. He was like, yeah, man, I got it from my from my grandma's house. He's like, this is what we used to have as kids. Yeah, I don't think it is. I just said I do.
Speaker: Cameron. Cameron comes in here, you click your butt, buddy. Justin is listening. Cameron is so hateful, man. He hates the fact that me and Justin are friends. Justin's his older brother. But yeah, we're just standing in the garage, just just chewing away on fucking steak. Oh, like this is fucking delicious. He's like, I know. It was a straight sugar cane. Yeah. Yeah. It was amazing. It was delicious. I was like, oh, yeah.
Speaker: I'm contemplating I need to go on some sort of diet. My, my gut is getting massive as you've, as people pointed out here on the podcast when I stand up. So you look like you're pregnant with triplets. Yes, I do. I noticed it the other day. I, I was, I did something. I came outside for something and I didn't have a shirt on. I looked down. I was like, Jesus Christ.
Speaker: I can't see my packer no more. My belly's big. It stick out farther than my dickie doo.
Speaker: I don't want to work out. So I think I'm going to just cut out sugar and just let the fat roll away. You just, Hey buddy, you just, you just made that fancy new jump rope, man. You were so proud of get out there and jump rope. I know. Well, I sent a picture of my wife. She's like, uh, instead of actually fixing it, watch him fucking get off your ass and use it. And I was like, that's what I asked you. Maybe not. So.
Speaker: I was a little bit nicer about it. I was like, so are you going to use that in your physical training? I was like, nope, it's hanging on the wall. Nope. I tested out, make sure it worked, and I hung it back on the wall. Well, the thing is, now that I don't have an excuse, because like before, yes, I don't know. If I stood up right now, Mark, you'd throw up.
Speaker: He touched himself inappropriately for about three and a half seconds and then he'd be done. Yeah My wife says you seriously need to lose the belly I said well, you know sex burns calories. Let's go knock one out She's like This is very true Leslie looks like you need a brawl
Speaker: Mark said you show, oh yeah, Mark, you did show a Nip last week. Jeff. Yes, I did. I was drunk too. Jeff, Jeff, I rewatched and I was like, wow, I'm kind of a douche when I'm drunk. Yeah. I was just, I was just kind of tipsy, but I was like, well, when I get kind of a douche, we're going to do it again Saturday, get you a 12 pack.
Speaker: Yeah, well, I don't know about that. Yeah, well, okay. No, because I'll tell you what, I woke up the next morning and I was just like, oh, I don't feel like doing shit. After six beers. And when was the last time I drank that much? Yeah, it was still six beers. And you woke up hungover. No, I wasn't hungover. I wasn't hungover per se. You were hungover. I just felt like shit.
Speaker: Yeah, you woke up, feel like shit. That's a hangover, my friend. No, I didn't have a headache because when I get a hangover, my head feels like somebody beat me with an attack hammer. Oh, that's Wednesday. We can turn up and I'm off Thursday. Oh, sweet. Go super early. Go super early and go for five hours. No, I'm not Thursday, not Wednesday. Oh, wow.
Speaker: I still got to work Wednesday, but I'm off Thursday. Uh, but Thursday I'm going to go to the courthouse. Let's see about picking up paperwork to finally finalize my divorce. And then I also got to go to the ODA to set up my test for, uh, control control lives. Yep. So, but
Speaker: that's because I got to work the following Saturday, so. Right. Like I said, I did do laundry today, so I did wash all my gym clothes and stuff, so I might actually start working out. I might actually use the jump rope. I'm not sure yet. Breaking my new tennis shoes. Summer said she'll send you the receipts from her keto.
Speaker: The organic food is so expensive. Some of it's really good. Some of it's really good. Don't get me wrong, but it's fucking... That's the funny thing. If you want to lose weight, you got to pay for it one way or another. My ex -wife, she went on an organic kick for a while. I almost threw her ass out a window.
Speaker: Yeah. Cause you got that bill and you're like, Jesus Christ. What else? I didn't even just the bill for 12. A lot of the food was just gross, but in my opinion, it was gross, but currently kids loved it. But yeah, man, it was so goddamn expensive. I was just like, yeah. Oh, recipes. I'm sorry. Recipes. Summer's driving. So don't, okay. So she'll send you some keto recipes. Oh, okay. She made some chicken Parmesan. She made some chicken Parmesan. Apparently that's on the keto diet.
Speaker: Really cuz I my Amazon fucking killed here Dallas. Everybody loved it. I Just did the one thing that it didn't say to do I didn't have white wine The the guy in the video that I watched he marinated his chicken and white wine. I only had red so I was like whatever I Made yeah, good. I'm gonna go project
Speaker: No, okay. But I also, I did a full on Godfather style spaghetti sauce because I made pasta with it. So I made a pasta sauce with full on Godfather style with red wine and fried tomatoes and what else? Mushrooms and onion. I made ragu look like shit. Did your sauce cook all day?
Speaker: Uh, for about four hours. No, don't say anything about Godfather style. Speaking of cooking, he starts the podcast and leaves to make fried chicken. Mark has no idea what I'm talking about. You don't use breadcrumbs, Jeff. And that was in all caps. That's from summer. Oh, there's a problem.
Speaker: We have a problem. Mark's like, he starts a podcast and fucking leaves to go fried chicken? What the hell? Jesus Christ, man. You're the little podcast. Why are you frying chicken? I'm hungry. We're talking to food and we got hungry. Speaking of being a culinary genius. Yes. What is the brand of that spices that you use? Because it sounds fucking awesome.
Speaker: So I, uh, I made pork chops for dinner today, which I did not really, the motherfuckers were like an inch thick, maybe, maybe a little bit more than an inch thick. And I didn't realize how thick they were because they were like a deep styrofoam. You know, usually when you buy your meat, it's in the styrofoam thing and it's shrink wrap. Well, it was like a deep styrofoam thing. So I didn't realize how thick they were until, until I,
Speaker: So I need to I need to read up on my seasonings and stuff like that Usually I'll put a little garlic a little onion a little garlic powder a little onion powder and then I've got this It's actually a steak seasoning, but it's like a mix of stuff That I put on everything just because it's so good. Well, I do the same thing with my garlic salt and my talking about that wasn't good. What restaurant wasn't good? I don't I don't I don't know
Speaker: That narrows it down. Which I don't know. Any vegan joint. So tonight I'm like, shit, I don't got anything to put on my pork chops and I didn't want to eat them, just plain old, dry, boring pork chops. I got a pork chop recipe that will blow your mind. Well, summer makes up, summer makes a ranch pork chop that the kids fucking love.
Speaker: Well, Summer, I'll send you the quick and down and dirty on how to make pork chops. That'll be the juiciest pork chops you'll ever eat. And then she also uses this other sauce that she'll marinate a bit or whatever. That's really good. And I can't remember the name of that sauce. So but anyways, so I was like, fuck, what do I need something to put on these fucking things? Right. So I'm looking on my shelf and I was like, why do I have a box of chili seasoning, like actual seasoning for your chili?
Speaker: I was like, oh, let me try this. I've got a few packs in it. So I dump it in a bowl. So you breaded it with chili seasoning. Yeah, right. So and I'm cooking it. Of course, my house still smells like chili, which is an amazing smell anyways. And I'm cooking them up and they're looking real good. They got this nice golden brown to them. And I'm like, oh, they're actually looking pretty good. It smells good.
Speaker: So, come out here and I sit down and cut into one fucking juicy as hell, man. Not even remotely close to even thinking about being dry. Take that first bite and I was like, what a fucked up and found something good as hell. Dude, that chili seasoning was so fucking good with the pork chops. I think from now on, when I make pork chops, I'm going to do that. And I want to try it with the kids and see what the kids think, but
Speaker: Well, actually, um, there's a, there's a pork chop recipe that my great uncle told, told us when we were staying at his cabin one summer. And, uh, you actually put the, uh, you lay the pork chops down in a, in a glass pan, like the Pyrex plan and you put milk.
Speaker: Until just the top of the pork chop. So the pork chops are just visible and then put cornflakes Crushed cornflakes on top of everything put in the oven bake at 350 for like 35 and 45 minutes like that and And then just take out a pork chop and rock it out. It's amazing No, well, yeah, like I said that pork chop with the with the chili seasoning
Speaker: Man, spot on. I'm thinking about trying it with a steak. Oh, yeah. And it's just regular chili seasoning. I mean, it's not spicy or anything like that, because you can buy the packets of chili seasoning, and you can get it hot, and this, that, and the other thing. It's just regular original, because my kids don't really care for spicy stuff. It's got a little, just a hint. Just enough kick to it. Yeah, just a little kick to it.
Speaker: Oh, I have to send you a I have to send you the recipe for Bob's meatloaf And the sauce alone yeah, well, that's what's what it's called, but it's basically meatloaf but Normally when you make meatloaf you you put eggs in the meat so it all sticks together and you make it into what looks like a piece of bread and
Speaker: And but this one you you actually add you add mustard ketchup barbecue sauce and Ritz crackers crushed Ritz crackers in it Make it into a loaf and then bake it but then you make a sauce go on top the sauce alone Is its own fucking meal?
Speaker: And every time I make it, every time I make it, my wife and kids love it. The problem is, it's a pain in the ass to make. It's a huge pain in the ass to make and it's a big mess to clean up. So I usually make two at once and put one in the freezer for later. But every time I make it, I have to ask my mom for the recipe. To the point where my mom just started sending me the recipe card instead of typing it out. So I have to zoom in and go, it's written in cursive. What the fuck does that say?
Speaker: No, it's Summers that her chicken crack is amazing too. Yeah, her chicken crack. I'm not even a big guy. I'm not even, oh, I am a big guy, but I don't, I'm not big on chicken. I don't like chicken, but Summer makes this chicken crack that is so goddamn good. My wife does not lie. She, you know, she'll eat red meat, but she's like Summer trying to lose weight. So she doesn't like me to cook red meat. Your wife is a goddamn heathen.
Speaker: She literally I Made that chicken Parmesan and the chicken Was the owner made the chicken corn on blue and she loved them? Really good. I don't I don't not like chicken. I'm just not the biggest fan of chicken But yeah chicken bores me
Speaker: Yeah, right. You have to do so much to it to get it ready. Yeah. To make it, well, to make it taste good. You have to, there's so much that has to go in to make it taste good. But like I said, someone makes this chicken crab. Where you grab any steak and if you just chuck a chunk of steak down on the grill, cook it up without even seasoning it, I'll still eat it. Oh yeah, exactly. Where chicken, I'd be like, it's not seasoned. Oh, okay. Well, I'm done with that. I'll have to look that up.
Speaker: Yeah. If somebody ever told me I couldn't get ready to meet anymore, I'd just be like, you know what? Shoot me now. I've had a, I've had a good run. Let's go ahead and end this. What do we need? The funny thing is I was actually talking to my mom today and, uh, we're, you know, my mom and I, any, anytime I have a medical question, I asked my mom because she is a nurse or well, she's a retired nurse, but, but, uh,
Speaker: We were talking about the vaccine today. Look, I'm so warped. She said the funniest thing. She said, I don't give a fuck what anybody says. I won't take it. And I was like, we're on the right fucking track. There you go. I'm so warped that when you said your mom was a nurse and you're like, well, I thought you were going to say retarded nurse. Well, my mom, my mom was an oncology nurse.
Speaker: became her specialty, which is cancer. How often does your mom ride your ass about smoking? Not so much anymore. She leaves it to my wife. Well, my mom really can't say much about my smoking because she used to be a smoker and she gets it. She's like, yeah, I get it. It's not easy to quit.
Speaker: but you could if you want. But then she's like, but your father's outside on the porch having a cigarette, so I can't really say much. I'm like, there you go. You can't control him. He's right next to you, and I'm fucking 4 ,000 miles away. Good luck with that. Yeah, right. And Summer said you can have red meat on keto, so tell your wife that. Tell her to get on a keto diet. I'll have to look into that, because
Speaker: Like I said, I am trying to lose weight. Oh, so now you can Google the keto diet 10 minutes ago. You couldn't Google the keto diet. No, no, no, no, no. I'm going to have you send me the links. I'm going to just send you a message tomorrow. Hey Chris, send me the link to that keto diet shit.
Speaker: Why, so you could just read the headline? Yeah, I'd be like, read it to me, Chris. Just 40 fucking messages. So it also says you could do this, this, this, this. Like, thank you, Chris. I'm just going to send it to you and be like, so, Jeff, the keto diet says that you can have red meat, poultry, fish and berries. Now, does that include eggs, though?
Speaker: Because sometimes poultry diet doesn't mean you can have eggs I Know that sounds dumb. Do I look like I know I'm asking some diet. I'm asking summer Because I make pancakes every morning and I use two to three eggs in my pancakes Why and every once while I'm like I want some fucking pancakes I
Speaker: But I also use a half a stick of butter and pancakes too. When you make them or when you... Actually, I actually make my pancakes in the blender. And what I do is I, you know, I use a pancake mix. But yeah, you use like, depending on how many pancakes you want to make, you use so much powder and so much milk and so many eggs. But I always add vanilla and I add half a stick of butter.
Speaker: just for because it actually makes it makes it nice and thick you don't actually have a blender you don't have a blender unless you have the ninja what's the ninja what's the ninja i'm curious ninja google that man it's it's a whole product line man they make a blender that could blend a body in it and then they come with all the
Speaker: Like, when my ex -wife left me. She left you the ninja and that was it. No, no, no, no. In the divorce paper, she's like, I get the ninja. Like, we didn't, we didn't find about anything. So, you know, she left, she moved out. I kept the house. She took the car because I didn't need it. I had a company truck.
Speaker: and you know we didn't fight about anything and she started to put the ninja because this ninja was like $500 dude and it's kind of once again why i don't have one that was gonna be my next question how much is this motherfucker it's a whole big set it had the blender it's got uh uh two individual cups so you can make smoothies or drinks or whatever in them
Speaker: And then it's got this big bowl thing that you can mix up all your cake mixes or pie mixes. I mean, this son of a bitch, well, you can dump a bag of Oreos in it and it'll grind them sons of bitches up for like whatever an Oreo cream pie or whatever. You don't sit there and put them in a bag and smash them. This motherfucker just chops them. The thing's amazing. She tried to put that in a box and said, I will kill you right now where you stand. That is my. I'm like, look, I bought this. You buy another one. Yeah. And in the three years since I bought that for you,
Speaker: I've used it more than you have so you're not taking it just to be spiteful. You know damn well I use that fucking thing I've stated to my wife that if we ever separate I get the fucking deep fryer because I use that fucker all the time, which is probably why I'm so fat
Speaker: Well, at the time I was using the Ninja on a regular basis because I was, I was making protein shakes and this and the other thing in it. And so I was just like, yeah, now that's mine because I've used it more since I bought it than you. Does it have a food processor attachment? It does everything, man. I don't know. That's my next purchase. I need a food processor. You can use it to make
Speaker: The air fryer. Summer said the air fryer is hers. You can have the air fryer. I got the Instapot. I'm on an air fryer. I got an Instapot and I got a Ninja. But no, the Instapot is awesome too, man. I can make a fucking frozen roast in like 20 minutes. I want to make my own jerky.
Speaker: Yeah. Even jerky deez nuts. I knew you were going to say something. I hate the deez nuts joke, but that was like, yeah, that was a softball. You can't really take credit for that. That was too easy. I'm going to take credit for it. I still did it. Oh, you haven't missed a pot. Fine. I'm going to buy an air fryer.
Speaker: air fryers are pretty cool. But yeah, my Instant Pot, man, I can put it like a, like a five pound roast in that some bitch frozen and cooking all the way through. And I think it's like a half hour. Nice. Now in the, in the, in the air fryer, can you do pizza in the air fryer? If your air fryer is big enough, I think you can put anything in air fryer.
Speaker: Actually, you know what I want? I want a big green egg. Oh, that's, yeah, that's, that's, when some are not buying, when some are not buying a house and we do the back patio, it's going to have a big barbecue area. And I want, I want a, I want a green egg, the smoker. Remind me and I'll tell you where to get one. I'll get you a discount. What? I'll get you a discount. You can. I can what? I'll get you a discount on a big green egg.
Speaker: Joe, my stepmom, Joe, she's got an air fryer and it's different. It's different from summer's air fryer because it's like, it looks like, you know, the old school toaster ovens. It looks like one of those. Okay. So like when, before I moved into this place, I went and stayed with them for a couple of months while I was looking for a new apartment. Right. So much as you can also make your own pizza. Yeah. Okay. There you go.
Speaker: And, uh, we were talking about it one night and, and I was like, yeah, you know, I'd like to get one. I think they're pretty cool. And she's like, Hey, you can make pretty much anything and everything in it. And, uh, that she did steak one night and the air fryer, dude, it was so damn good. And it took, it was done like that. Like it took no time at all. That's, that's, that's quality equipment. You know, that's one of the things if it can cook something quick.
Speaker: That's a yeah, that's what I like about my my insta pot I can cook a pot of chili It takes me longer to brown the burger for the chili than it actually does to make the chili in the insta pot and it's impressive because Like my mom my mom swears by her crock pot And i'm like, yeah, but the fucking thing has to be on for like three days Yeah, anything anything you can make in a crock pot in a crock pot you can make in an insta pot Okay anywhere from 10 to 30 minutes
Speaker: That's not bad. So like, so like a roast, for instance, like I said, you have to do all the roast. You have to send it in there. It has to cook all day. You know, I can come home. Oh shit. I forgot to take the roast out of the fucking freezer. Great. What are we going to do for dinner? Oh, no worries. Throw it in there. Throw, throw your other. That's a good thing because, because I'm always, I, I literally.
Speaker: I like, I try to cook lunch around noon and at like 11 30, I'm like, shit, I forgot to take stuff out for fucking lunch. So, yeah, so like, like I said, I'm running out of hot water. I forgot to take that roast out. Then I throw it in there, throw the veggies in there, throw the broth in there, water, whatever in there, half hour later, completely cooked all the way through, falling off.
Speaker: fallen apart all near Fort Rose Cook. Well, see, I think once I get the, my wife and I were talking about it today, pretty soon after I do these surfboards, I think we're gonna do, I'm gonna redo the kitchen. She's agreed to let me go buy a bunch, like $10 billion worth of wood to build the kitchen out the way I want. She is. She is a hottie. Did you see the video I posted on Nonsense for Nonsense?
Speaker: hmm far from it brother far from it that woman cranks my chain let me tell you whoo it doesn't take much to crank your chain as you just said well as my first wife you would know
Speaker: Okay, I walked into that one. Yes, you did. My mom, I called my mom because I was asking her, I was asking her, I sent her a covert research thing and I was like, how true is this? And she's like, what are you doing right now? I said, I'm waiting for my first wife to get ready so we can do the podcast. She's like, so Chris isn't ready yet? I said, no, he just got home. She instantly knew what I was talking about. I was like, I'm waiting for the first wife.
Speaker: She's like, so Chris isn't ready yet. I said, no, you just got home. Tell Jeff, I, whoa, Jesus. That's that escalated. Incredibly quickly. Oh, uh, summer, summer came to haves to leave this comment because Facebook would have blocked it. She said she's stored coke off your wife's ass. Nice. I will mention that to her. She's going to kick it off. Hey, yo, Steve, he's going to stick your coke off your ass.
Speaker: every time she gets home at a decent hour anyways it's harder to do it dark because it's dark and her uniform pants are charcoal colored so in the dark I can't see it as well but every time she comes home I follow her back to the house staring at her ass she's like what are you doing I said I'm looking at my butt and she's like don't I'm like why it's mine she gets pissed
Speaker: Summer's back home and watching the ID channel. She's watching Deadly Women. Deadly Women. Yes. You know what series got canceled and I'm pissed about it. I found it on Netflix about two years ago. Was the Christina Ricci series. Lizzie Borden. Yes. Yeah, that was actually really good.
Speaker: I fucking enjoyed the shit out of that. Some of us know how you snagged her. Did you kidnap her? You look like the type that would kidnap a woman. He is from Ohio and she is Mexican. So there you go. In Ohio, in Ohio, I'm a three. But in Cancun, I'm like a nine. OK, let's let's be real. In Ohio, you're a three on a good day. That's what I said. That's why I said you're in Cancun, you're like a six.
Speaker: Yeah. Okay. I'll go. I'll go with that. I'm, I'm more of a closer to a seven. Yeah. Summer, summer always makes fun of me because I like always got to touch her butt or slap her butt. Oh, I'm, I'm, I was going to be my next question. Are you a big slap on the butt kind of guy? Cause I slapped my wife's butt so much. You'd think there was bugs crawling all around. I'm always touching. She's like, there ain't even nothing there. But I'm like, I like your kids, but it's a little button. I like it. My wife got a little booty. I'm not, I don't really care for
Speaker: Are you talking about that video that I posted on Nonsense Go Nonsense Facebook page this summer? Yeah, that's what she's talking about. Yeah, that's because it's the only video from my TikTok that she's in. She's so camera shy, it's ridiculous. Stop dead staring at the camera and talk. Oh, sorry. I didn't realize you were cooking chicken. You got to tell me when you're going to go cook chicken. But no, she does. I'm going to check out my fried chicken.
Speaker: I. She I have all these funny, hilarious ideas for TikTok that I want to do, but requires her. And she's like, no, no, I don't want to be on there. I'm like, come on, it'll be hilarious. And she's like, no, because I got to do it. I know you don't know with what you do. Jeff is apparently infatuated with just dead staring a fucking camera. So I stand like this the rest of the day.
Speaker: yeah i had that i had to go check on my uh my fry my chicken the funny thing is he's still sitting there going why the fuck is he frying chicken during a podcast who starts a podcast and goes and fries chicken these fucking americans
Speaker: Is, is that, is those TikTok videos is like, are you going to tell them or should I tell them? I'm going to tell him, I'm going to tell him. No, don't tell him. It's a scene from frozen. It's that scene from frozen. It's like, I'm going to tell him, don't you dare. Holland said that she's, uh, infatuated now with watching Jeff. She spent an hour watching just videos, watching just videos where Holland. TikTok.
Speaker: My TikTok videos are awesome. Colin, are you on TikTok? First of all, calm down. My TikTok videos are awesome, dude. My new series is blowing the fuck up, considering most of my videos only get a couple hundred views. That Google Assistant series is blowing up. Oh, I didn't know he was on TikTok, Colin, and you're not following TikTok or nonsensical nonsense. Whatever.
Speaker: Um, it's, I like it. I do like it. You're, you're a little niche. Um, there's gotta be a better way to word it. You should be like things not to Siri or Alexa. Google doesn't flow. It doesn't correct. However, I test it.
Speaker: And I don't have an Alexa because I refuse. And I don't have Siri because I don't use Apple products. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Let's see. Alexa! Search Alaskan Snow Dragon. Anyway, it has an Alexa right now. There's shitting them pants.
Speaker: no because well no the the other one was the the alabama hot pocket the alabama hot pocket that's fucked up alexa search alabama hot pocket yeah somebody's gonna give you like these motherfuckers
Speaker: Yeah. Somebody's kids in the room going mommy. No, I literally trying to find the most fucked up one I can think of and it's hard to search because you can't put in double entendre because it's not a double entendre. Yeah. It's, it's, I basically have to search for urban dictionary. Why aren't you guys doing it? Why aren't you guys live tonight? You were supposed to have a guest in the studio.
Speaker: Anybody who's listening. Anybody who's listening, it will pick it up. Alexa, add 24 inch black dildo to my shopping list. Somebody's Alexa is going, adding 24 inch. I tagged my friend Jane. She lives down here. She's actually from Virginia. And I actually set up her Alexa.
Speaker: So, Jane, sorry if you're listening. She's like 75 years old. But she is savage as fuck. You know, you know that meme where it shows an old lady flipping the bird? Yeah. That is my friend Jane. Nice. I mean, Summer said, Summer said, what, what, who's Alexa are you talking to? Anybodies.
Speaker: Uh, Holland said, if, if you ask Alexa to play TKHS, it'll play our latest episode. I don't say it like that, though. Disobedient teenagers. I don't know what the hell we're talking about. Disobedient teenagers. Not mine. Just saying, all my kids are adults. That says, wow, Kevin is really rubbing off on you.
Speaker: On me? No, on Holland, just like random, just random comments. It's like a disobeying teenager. It's like her old woman moment. Get off my lawn, you wubber snotters! And there's some idiot teenagers. Not my kids, because they're all grown and they're respectful. Unlike you, young punks. You guys need to go to bed.
Speaker: I know you are and I don't want you to listen. That's the problem. My son's in here going, I want to listen. I'm like, no, Kevin. I said, Hey, Kevin, Chris says hi. Yeah. The other morning, the other morning, uh, the other morning, it was this morning. No, it was yesterday morning. I had messaged you and I didn't even see that he messaged me back. I didn't even get the notification. It wasn't until I got back on it and he was like,
Speaker: Hey Chris, what's up, buddy? How's it going? Dad's sleeping. I'll tell him that you messaged him when he woke up. Yeah, you know what happened? You know what happened? I literally, my wife had to leave super early. She had to leave. She had to be out the gate by six o 'clock. Oh, 5 .30. I'm running around getting shit done. And I come back in and I said, you know what? The kids are still asleep. I'll lay back down for five minutes.
Speaker: 930 rolls around and my kids coming in and go, Chris sent you a message. I was like, what, what, what? So they're not doing, they're not doing the TKHS tonight because of Kevin's hood rack kids. So. Well, I saw his daughter got her driver's license. Thank God I live in Cancun. Yeah, she did get her license.
Speaker: I say that about every kid though. One of the girls I was on cheerleading school with, she mentioned her kid got her driver's license. Everybody walking the middle of the road to be safer because I met that kid. There are certain things that you should stop mentioning.
Speaker: you take an advanced dream and you being the cheerleader are two things that you should not send me in messages
Speaker: tube top, and he was, I think they're called flyers. They're the ones that used to be flipped up and shoved up. They're called toppers. They're called toppers. Oh, my bad. Toppers. And he always used to ask the girls before every game to make sure they shoved at least two to three fingers up in the ball when they threw him up in the air. I cut a hole in my spanks, so it's still hitting me right on. Get on in there.
Speaker: Jeff, Jeff, Jeff wore the skirt
Speaker: No, I enjoyed just because you won't yell at your kids. Does it mean we can't see you doing? No, I have no problem. I have no problem yelling at the kids. I have zero problem yelling kids. I try not to talk super dirty around the kids, which is why they don't listen to the podcast. Yeah, well, I was going to say you didn't get that picture that that dude with that giant black cock.
Speaker: You know, what's funny is she literally she was outside talking to her friend for like 45 minutes because she looked at she saw we were still alive she's She sat in the car talking with her friend her girlfriend. They were just sitting in the car
Speaker: So that's who one is. That's what Mark said. Mark's still here. Yeah. Kevin does the yellow disk kids enough. Kevin is a giant softie. Kevin is a pusher. I love Kevin to death, but he's a big softie. So I am not the big stick carrier when it comes to my kids. I'm kind of a... Man, I'll punch my kid right in the face. Oh, no. Don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong. There's times where I'm about to, but when it comes time to get a spanking, oh, yeah, I'll break a piece.
Speaker: He's two by four. No, I say that, but I'm like, I know there's going to come a day where, um, my two little knuckleheaded sons. Well, they're gonna, they're going to get, um,
Speaker: They're going to get those wild hair up their ass and think that, well, there's two of us and there's only one of dad. We can totally take him. And I'm going to have to beat the brakes off of both of them. I'm not really worried about the boys. I'm worried about my middle. She scares the shit out of me. My daughter scared the shit out of me today. Because she is an exact clone of me.
Speaker: And at all honesty, I think she'll be the first one to be like, watch, watch, fucking step outside old man. Chris, we said they're going, you know what? I'm kind of good. My daughter came down as my wife. My wife didn't have to go in super early today. So we were downstairs and I was getting ready to cook. And my daughter comes down the stairs and I always do the what's that on your shirt and then pop up in the nose thing with my daughter.
Speaker: Because she's five, you know? She comes down the stairs and I go, and I go, what is that? And I point at her stomach and she just looks at me with this deadpan stare like, motherfucker, I just woke up. Don't fuck with me. She didn't say nothing. She just stood there. And everybody else in the room is sitting there, you know, my wife, her brother, her sister, my son, they're always just looking. My daughter's just like, fuck you. Fuck you. Look at her face. And I was like, come on, let's get you every time. She's like, uh,
Speaker: And I was like, wow, somebody's grumpy this morning. It's kind of scary because she just gave me this deadpan look like, oh, fuck you. Not in the mood for your shit today, little man. Take your hobbit ass back to the shire. It didn't help that she was my height at the time because she's standing three steps above. And I was just like, I was kind of looking up to her because she's higher. She's like four or five steps off the top. And I'm like, what is that? And she's like,
Speaker: fuck you this is the same child the other day I caught her outside with a knife hacking at the tree
Speaker: She grabbed one of my kitchen knives and she's swinging at the branches on the tree. I'm like, what are you doing? She's like, nothing. I was like, give me that knife. She had a steak knife and she's hacking at the branches of the tree. I'm like, what are you doing? She's like, nothing. Nothing needs to get in that knife. Somerset Parker and Buggy Boesker. I'm not really too worried about either one of the boys. Parker, super smart. Yeah. Smarter. Parker. Parker. Smarter. Smarter.
Speaker: So Holland said, my husband and I used to lay in bed at night. Well, most of the husband and wives do lay in bed at night. I was going to say, unless you're from one of these words, it would be two separate beds. Yeah. And okay. My husband and I used to lay in bed at night and our first two kids and their friends were weirdos. And after dealing with some BS with them and their friends, my husband looked at me while we were about to fall asleep.
Speaker: And he said, do you ever wonder if those two and their friends are going to come in here and kill us one night? And I said, yeah, I wonder that about, I wonder at night. I oftentimes wonder, I wonder that about my.
Speaker: My middle daughter, I feel like at some point I'm going to wake up and she's going to be standing over me after she stabbed me 14 times. You wake up from a pain going, oh my God, what the fuck are you doing? She's like, I just wanted to watch you bleed.
Speaker: I'm
Speaker: Like, I know that if the day ever comes down to it, because they are boys, and it might sound sexist or whatever, but if it ever comes down to it, I don't have to hold back on those two. Like, I can unleash hell on those two. But like, if my daughter ever gets a wild burp or ass and decides that she wants to fight, then I'm gonna, like, there's gonna be a part of me that's gonna be like, that's my little girl.
Speaker: and she just broke my jaw and at this moment I want to strangle the fuck out of her. I don't know if I should completely walk her or... My wife bought a fly swatter today and I was like, ooh, something to beat the kids with. And she's like, no, this is for flies.
Speaker: because she's like, no, this is for mommy, daddy time. You're like, wait a minute. We don't play the game after after Stevie snorts coke off my ass. But I made a I was making something for the kitchen. I was making it all by when they kill me. Fantastic. Yeah, exactly. I was making a a tortilla maker. And the way I built it,
Speaker: it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, go ahead. No, no, I knew I knew I couldn't glaze over it. Yeah, you can't just say I was making a tortilla maker and then just go. Well, you mean you're making it. Well, here's the thing. You can buy tortillas. You can buy tortillas or you can make your own tortilla maker. You know what a fucking tortilla is, right?
Speaker: Okay, so you buy what looks like flour, but it's actually it's actually Like a cornmeal, okay, and you add water and salt and then you put it in a ball and it's like making bread and
Speaker: Yes, but what you do is you put it in between two pieces of wood with wax paper in between both pieces. And then the handle, you push down the handle and it flattens it out. Why don't you stick with it? And then you heat up the tortilla in a pan to make your own tortillas. And yeah.
Speaker: yeah continue sound so my wife was you know i have always have a bunch of wood laying around at the house scrap wood and stuff from everything i built and we were watching useless wood yes yeah uh so so we were sitting there and she's like we should buy a tortilla maker
Speaker: Because I was literally just grabbing two pieces of wood and pushing it down to make tortillas. And she says, we should just buy a tortilla maker. And I was like, what the hell do you mean, buy? Thank you, Holland. So I was making one. And of course, the way I was making it, I ran, I didn't have enough big pieces of wood. So I had this amazing handle that I designed. Yes. I have this amazing handle that
Speaker: I didn't have a spindle to actually make the handle move. And so I have this handle that is no longer a handle. It is a paddle. Because it looks like an off -center wooden spoon, as in it goes like this. So as we talked about a couple of episodes back,
Speaker: Holland said, it's cheaper to buy a tortilla maker than it is to make one. Much like you're... And we talked about this on Saturday. It's not about the money. It's about the joy of building. I know. I know. This coming from the guy who acted like he built the Taj Mahal today because he made two handles for a jump rope.
Speaker: Trust me, I know I get it. It's literally taking something and turning it into something else. It's not like, yes, I go buy 14 tortilla makers. And I'm sure that it's tortilla cheese. The tortilla press is what it is. It's a press. The tortilla press is probably a whole hell of a lot cheaper in Mexico than it is in the States because. Well, the thing is to make one cost me
Speaker: Maybe five dollars to mark Mark, I don't know if you're still listening or not, but I need to go check on my fried chicken I'll be right back. Yeah to to buy one is like 10 15 bucks to make one is like 5 10 bucks So it's it is cheaper to make one not to mention. I have all the wood laying around so I It's it's it's not a matter of building it for the fact. I need it. It's a building it in a a
Speaker: what's the word for it uh... it makes good practice for when you're building other things it's what's the word well what's what's what's it called it's it's i can't remember what it's like um... let's call a spade a spade jeff i'm cheap you're i don't even know if this is an actual word or not but it sounds good okay your wife has
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Speaker: Somebody ran over the old handle. Yeah, I am a stay -at -home dad. And I actually like him. I like being a stay -at -home dad. I asked Mark. I said, Mark, you still here? Because I got to go check on my fried chicken. He said, of course I'm still here, buddy. It's still here. Where the fuck am I going to go?
Speaker: Mark have you figured out the fried chicken yet? I'm curious. I Do you seriously think Chris is still Frank? Chicken is coming along nicely man. I Got some some I got some legs. I got some thighs. I've got some I'll tell you what Saturday good. God. We got done and I fried some chicken Jesus Holy crap Usually when I get done with a podcast because I drink
Speaker: Yeah, I usually fried chicken most the night because I drink so much during the podcast anyways, but But Saturday since I was drinking beer. Holy crap Nonsense or nonsense just frying some chicken. Yes Nonsense go nonsense. Excuse me while I go fry some chicken. Yeah, there's our new t -shirt the best fried chicken No
Speaker: You I think I think at the at the end of the day I think that's what it boils down to when you build this random dumb shit is no, you know what it is It's not no, it's actually I can't remember the term but it's like You know when you try new things in the field that you like Yes that too
Speaker: Yeah, we'll see. It's... We'll see what? Oh, no. My daughter was asking me a question. I said we'll see. Thanks very much. I am not doing... What is this fucking snap -tat streak? I'm not fucking 12 years old. Calm down. When you build something new that you've never built before as a... I can't remember the term. I'll have to look it up. It's going to drive me nuts.
Speaker: It's like a lesson in, in style or, or like learning something new. So you're always improving your, your, your build quality of everything. Does that make sense? No, I'm trying to, I can't remember the term.
Speaker: I can't it's gonna drive me nuts until I look it up to you like two o 'clock in the morning. I'm just gonna dead stare you. Dead stare. That's okay. I can't see you anyways. I'm just gonna get the shit out of this. That's okay. So Mark's like, please enlighten me. So fried chicken, I'm hungry now. Guys, guys. Trust me, you do not want that fried chicken.
Speaker: My fried chicken is recycled and organic. Mark. Yes, go ahead and let him in on the fried chicken recipe.
Speaker: I feel like I shouldn't let him in on the fried chicken recipe. I feel like he should have to message me because if I let him in, I'm going to let everybody else in. And I feel like this is a fun thing that people are going to listen and be like, people are going to be on the same, they're going to be on the same, same boat as Mark. And they're like, they're going to be like, what the fuck is this guy doing? Yeah, Mark, private message, Chris.
Speaker: Messenger or or or snapchat or whatever for the fried chicken recipe because this is a mystery we have to keep going because it is to person I at least and summer Summer actually came up with a fried chicken recipe You can you can message summary too as well mark. Yeah Because actually in all honesty, I think summer is to credit for the fried chicken. She is she is I
Speaker: I'm trying to think of a good shirt name for it, as in, you know, nonsensical nonsense fried chicken. Well, you can, you can, you can, you can brainstorm off of the show. Tastes so good.
Speaker: steal it right from friday yeah i love those movies yeah those were good movies oh and speaking of movies i was gonna we were talking about um so did did you go fried chicken no i just i mean this is gonna be my new thing because you can't see me so i'm just gonna randomly just have to
Speaker: Because when you start talking like that, I go like, okay, I should listen. I'm just going to go silent and watch you stare into the screen. That's what I'm going to do. Every time you go silent, I'm going to just stare at the thing. Hometown nonsense. That's what Sommer said, hometown nonsense. Speaking of movies, we were talking about that dipshit that went into space with this penis -shaped rocket launcher Saturday. Dr. Evil. Yeah, so I was going to ask you, in your opinion,
Speaker: for you. I'm not saying for everybody else because does the first Austin Powers movie still stand up today? Like if you were to watch it now, would you still laugh your ass off watching it?
Speaker: I don't know. You know what? I'm I actually actually watch it. I haven't watched it in a long time. The problem I have with those movies comes down to not all the movies. No. OK, OK. Because they they went down after that. Yeah, they jumped. Yeah, exactly. You 100 percent just read my fucking mind because that's exactly what I was going to say. Yeah. So it's.
Speaker: Now you guys know why he's my first wife But we do that a lot dude we do we do that alone like like the whole three -day thing Let me get back to you on that let me actually rewatch it because I Haven't watched it in a long time and I've contemplated buying the DVD. I've seen the DVD like I
Speaker: 30 40 times at Walmart for like four bucks. So and I'm always like yeah That goes for anybody who's who's listening to this whether you're checking us out on on our social media and nonsense go nonsense on Instagram Facebook Twitter
Speaker: snapchat not snapchat instagram facebook twitter tiktok uh you youtube or if you're listening to us uh on google play apple podcast or spotify and nonsensical nonsense and let us know does austin power still stand up in your opinion is it still you know it does stand up not the series you know it does stand up hold on a second what is going on here what's up
Speaker: So hometown nonsense. So this couple I went to school with, they married. Okay. Well, apparently a few weeks ago, he went missing. They made all these posts. The law got involved. The posts are getting ridiculous from sharing. Well, last week there was no, no post. Okay. Me being a stalker than I am. I went and saw that all the posts were deleted.
Speaker: Forgot to say his truck phone, etc. Were found on the side of the room Okay, so did she kill him did they stage it for attention? Yeah Because right now my initial thought is that this is an attention -seeking thing Yeah, that's how the sound like when you said the power of the lead somewhere message whatever best friends this man is
Speaker: all caps that's why that's why i yelled i didn't mean to start i know you didn't i know you started i'm used to you screaming
Speaker: Okay. Was found in Alabama in a hotel with his stepbrother and he was stuck in a dishwasher. Oh, no, that's not, that's just in a hotel and then it stopped. Oh, I was going to say he was stuck in a dishwasher. Wait a minute. His brother, his stepbrother was helping him out of the dishwasher. Okay.
Speaker: Oh, he was hiding the motel in Alabama because he screwed people over. They were going to fucking murder his ass. Oh, so he like told people, I was like, Oh, I'll build you this. Give me $300 now. And yeah, I get it. He's always scammed a bunch of people. Nice. What a dude. And I'm not talking about a few hundred dollars. Oh really? $300 ,000 dead man walking folks. Amen to that.
Speaker: Look, in my life, I've got three rules. I've never intentionally screwed anybody over. Yeah, in my life, I've got three rules. Don't fuck with my family. Don't ever spit in my face. And I mean, literally, do not spit in my face. Because I will, honest to goodness, spit in my face, spit in my face, spit in my face, spit in my mouth.
Speaker: That poor woman. Yeah, that man. Yeah, no, don't, don't, don't fuck with my family. Don't spit in my face. I mean, like literally because people, that seems to be a thing and people do that. And I usually see red and then I. Oh yeah. That's a good way to get, that's a good way to get stabbed, spit in my face. And do not play with my money. That has been, if you play with my money, I'm going to break something.
Speaker: Oh, that reminds me. I'm going to break something on your body. So speaking of breaking something or woman, her friend said she was pissed and had no fucking clue. Wow. I think pissed is an understatement. You know, she had a whole situation. She's like, I'm going to file for divorce right now. She filed for divorce and he's now in jail. He's only fucking ended up dead. He wouldn't be dead. Oh, yeah. Somebody's going to Epstein himself. Somebody's going to kill that man.
Speaker: That is a lot of fucking money. That reminds me. My niece, Alana, my sister's daughter, has a new boyfriend and I spoke to her today and I was like, so how's everything going with the new guy? That's a good story, baby. Thank you. That is a good story. That's interesting. That dude was a dead man walking. Amen to that. But I told her, I said, just remind him that although I may not be there,
Speaker: I do have people there. By the way, you're my people. I'll be your people. Trust me. Hey, if the money's right and it clears, I'll be that. That's right. That's what I told her. I said, you realize, not only do I have at least five listeners on the podcast in Ohio. Chris isn't in Ohio. Summer said tune in next episode for the next Hometown series.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm curious. I bet Summer's got stories for days from her. Legally, I can't share most of my stories. I was thinking the same thing. The battery story is about as crazy as we ever got. Days, just said days and days. These are the days of our lives. Hell yeah.
Speaker: My sisters used to obsess over that shit. My sister used to, my older sister, she used to record it while at school.
Speaker: And then come home and watch it. I was like, what are you? My mom, my mom was a big days fan. And then my, uh, Joe, she was, uh, young and the restless, young and the restless was her. I couldn't get into any of them. I couldn't get into, you know, it was on during the day. So yeah, they had the BCR set and she would typically like on Saturdays or whatever, she'd watch the whole week's worth.
Speaker: Yeah, that was get the fuck get the fuck out of here. Don't bother me. Don't talk to me. Don't look at me. Fucking you want to see some real soap operas, Mexican soap operas. There's a whole other story about families dating. Why don't you come on with this? I was going to say, bring that woman on this. This is not today because we're almost Saturday. Why don't you come on here Saturday for a little couple of stories ready? Yeah.
Speaker: Get you a couple of stories ready. I mean, I got a, uh, like I said, for legal reasons, I just can't tell most of my stories, but it is what it is. Yeah. Statute limitations are not open. I don't want to run off to Mexico to hide. I got room. Well, Jeff's getting a 12 pack, so we'll be going long. I'm thinking about it.
Speaker: But, uh, no, totally lost fucking completely just derailed. Yeah. That was, that was a, that's interesting. Something else. Fucking there's so many sleazy ass fucking people. Like, you know, you know, I've never, and I, and I've say that I've never intentionally screwed everybody over for the fact like I need a couple of extra bucks or something like that, because that is just the scummiest scumbag thing to do because
Speaker: You don't know what that person's situation is. They might have, you know, given you their life savings just for you to be a douchebag about it. I mean, that's good. Like I said, you know, I, I, like I said, I have my rules for a reason. So, and, and I, and I follow those. So to me, just, and, and like I used to build houses and there was a couple of companies that I worked for that I literally, one company I quit
Speaker: in the middle of building a house because they said they were doing one thing and then they were buying the cheapest material they could and I was like, this isn't right. That's a scumbaggy thing to do. And it was the same thing with another company. A lot of people down here is like, oh, you should sell timeshare, you should sell timeshare. And that to me is just the biggest ripoff in the world. And if my name is on something, if it's not 100 % on the up and up, I'm out. I'm out.
Speaker: Because at the end of the day, it makes me look like scumbag, not them. Especially like I've done a lot of sales down here because it's the easiest way to make good money. And that's why like my wife sells tours because what you're asking for is what you're fucking getting. Yeah. You know, it, but timeshare is a dying game because with
Speaker: online where you can go and get the basically the same room for a 1 % of the actual cost of a timeshare. Yeah. There's no point. Now, timeshares have always has always been a bit of a scam. Yeah. And we and we and we've talked about that outside of the podcast. Yeah, take it. Good night, bud. Good night, bud. Chris says good night.
Speaker: He says have a good podcast we're almost done Tell us now. Yeah, why don't you tell us at the beginning? Chris gon fry some chicken. No like like the whole podcast thing or the the whole timeshare thing It's it's such a I mean if I owned a hotel and I could and I could take it to
Speaker: if it if it wasn't making money i would still not turn it into a timeshare because it's it's just i mean yeah people dropping a hundred grand for a timeshare that's that's not worth it because yeah you can trade up to different hotels but like i said i can go to expedy .com and get the same hotel for for one percent of the price of a fucking timeshare it's just
Speaker: It's a, it's a, it's a money -making thing. It's a quick, it's a, it's a quick, Oh no, some of the hotels down here made billions. Yeah. Literal. I mean, my, my former boss, when he got out of the timeshare game, he basically helped start the timeshare business down here. And when he got out, the company, he was working or gave him a check for like $4 million. Well, it's over, over 4 million, but he's never disclosed the actual amount.
Speaker: But it was enough where he never had to work again. So he started his own business so he could continue to make money. And he sells tours now because he says, I feel like less of a douchebag doing it. Well, you know, as you said, the tours are what they are. It is what it is. You know, you can't bullshit them. If you're going to go, if you're going to go see a pyramid, you're going to see a fucking pyramid.
Speaker: I mean, the only problem is, is if you get a guy like me who knows the area, knows the history, knows the stories, and you get some retarded ass tour guide that's gonna not tell you actual stories or this, that, and the other thing, I'm gonna call you out on it, much like I used to do down in Charleston. Right. Well, that's like, like Vinny called me. When Vinny, Vinny Mack called me, he said, you know, his wife and him are talking about coming down here because they want to go see Chichen Itza, and they want to see the Mayan ruins and all that stuff, and I was like, oh, dude,
Speaker: Just let me know and I'll get you a good deal on everything because I get discounts on shit like that I said, but yeah, I mean this is definitely if you want to see that shit. This is definitely place to be Because it's centrally located to the different Mayan ruins Speaking of tourists and vacations. Yeah It was down in Tennessee a couple weeks ago
Speaker: And, uh, I'm dead set on kicking a bear's ass. There's a squirrel moment. Well, what the fuck? Why is this not working? There was, um,
Speaker: in Alaska. Right. And again, it's just organic here talking about tourism and vacations and this that and the other thing. Uh huh. A passing helicopter rescues a man harassed by a bear. He's trying to mug him. He's like, give me a mug.
Speaker: It wasn't even even being attacked. The bear's just picking on him. The guy's a snowflake. He's like, yeah, you look like a nerd. You're a fucking hipster. This is good equipment.
Speaker: I don't know why the bear's from Boston, but he's like... The bear's like, you're gay. You're faggot. Why is he from Boston?
Speaker: a bear traveled all the way from Boston to Noma, Alaska just to harass a guy. Some snowflakes up there get his ass chewed out of Karen bear. So the bear was like attacking the dude? It says Noma, Alaska, a miner who said he was harassed by a bear.
Speaker: for seven straight nights in the Tundra near no. Your mother's a whore.
Speaker: You ain't gonna find no gold out here, you loser. You gonna pack the car? The Boston Bear. You got a picnic basket there, boss? Now I really want to find a Boston Bear. I cannot stand it. City of Boston and the people from Boston. Have you seen the, the, the, it's an older commercial, but it's a commercial with Chris Evans.
Speaker: and all these other celebrities all talking in a Boston accent about the self -parking car? No, I don't think I have. Oh, my God. I'm going to find it and send it to you because you'll hate it. You'll hate it because everybody's... Respect where respect is due.
Speaker: Chris Evans Boston accent sounds like the dude sounds like Mark Wahlberg Boston accent. Just your cop, your cop. Yeah, Theo said, which is what I was thinking to Theo. Theo says car keys is how you pronounce khakis, khakis, khakis, khakis. I put the car next to the garage. Was it? What's that? What's that scene from Josie? The car there in the yard.
Speaker: Really I love that movie They wake up in the morning in the very early part of the movie He's saying he's saying something She's like the kids are outside. He says yeah, they're in the yard and she says when in Amity you say yeah
Speaker: He's like, yeah, not far from the car. And it's really bad accident. But, but, well, here's the thing. Here's the thing about beautiful city. Absolutely beautiful city. Gorgeous historical, gorgeous city. The people from Boston are, Hey, Hey, Boston. Anybody from Boston is with us. Fuck you.
Speaker: People from boston are garbage man mark wallbert you're a bitch donny wallbert you're a bitch Been half like in matt damon. You get a pass I'll give them a pass Fuck you boston. So there's fuck you. There's some broods. Fuck you. There's a chick. I like a boston accent every once in a while. I don't know. It's something It's something about it. I was like, yeah, that's cool
Speaker: It's disgusting. It's disgusting. There's a chick on TikTok. She's got a real thick New Jersey accent or something. And her accent is just like, ah, I could listen to this chick talk for days. She did one. She said the word coffee.
Speaker: And I literally mess, I literally mess, put a comment saying, just do one video, you saying coffee like nine times. And like, it got like,
Speaker: over 400 people were liking that comment, and she still hasn't done it. She's like, no, creepy. It's not going to happen. Pretty much. The way I worded it when you read it out loud, you're like, wow, that does sound creepy. Well, most things that you say when you read it out loud is incredibly creepy. Even some of the stuff you just said to me is incredibly creepy.
Speaker: It is just like, well, okay. So, you know, I, yeah, you know, I don't, I totally get that, but no, that's just, man. Like I like, I like a good New York, like a good new year. This chick's got a real, she's got a real New York accent. She's actually from New York and she said, New York.
Speaker: And it's not even like, it's not like, it's not even a male people. It's not elongated R. No, it's, it could be a dude. And I mean, just say coffee 50 times because it's, it's that accent. I love the accent. I wish I could do it.
Speaker: Well, and I don't. I don't give it justice. But the Boston accent is trash. And people from Boston are trash. And Boston, before you get pissed off and you yell at me, just so you know, I've said worse about Canada, England, Mexico. So just get in the fucking line.
Speaker: Yeah, join the club we got hats and jackets and everything The best the Bex best example of how the Boston accent is not sexy is from the movie Ted
Speaker: I think it's the second one. No, it's the first one. He says, you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? It's like, oh, yeah. Yeah. Harder. Those movies crack me up. Nobody. Well, yeah. I think it's Seth MacFarlane doing it. Once again, I can't do it. Give it justice. Cause I can't, I can't do my hours like that. But he's like, oh, yeah. Harder. Funny thing is.
Speaker: I love that movie and my wife doesn't mind it if it's just her and me watching. But my kids want to watch it because it's a fucking talking teddy bear. Yeah. I'm like, no, you can't watch that. But but dad is a talking teddy bear. I suggest. But it's not what he's talking. It's not about him talking. It's about what he's saying while talking. You know, I've pretty much given up on that with my kids.
Speaker: Yeah, outside of like sex and nudity and stuff like that, which I, you know, I'll just fast forward through. Yeah. I was fast forward to tag it so I can rewatch it later. It's not, it's not, it's not pertinent to the movie. So it's not that big a deal. So I just, and they're like, what are you doing? I'm like, shut up. But like what people say and stuff like that. Like I said, like I said, uh,
Speaker: last Wednesday or last Saturday. I mean, you know, my daughter came in and she's like, Oh, that's the girl from.
Speaker: The show that I'm watching and she was raped. And then of course cash is like, what's rape? Or last Wednesday when I'm like, when I was giving them shit for being outside and I was like, throw a punch at hookers and he's like, why's my hooker back? Go be eight in the other room. Don't worry about hookers. Yeah, pretty much. Class your mom.
Speaker: Which thing is me yelled at because then she's like, what the fuck are you talking? What are you saying around the kids? Yeah, exactly. Well, I did. I did. I watched that show. Have you seen that show? I, I do want to start watching that show, Lucifer. Oh my God. It's so good. It's so good. There is that scene where
Speaker: that girl was talking to him. And if you go back through, actually, I'll say if I can find it and I'll post it. There's a clip on TikTok and it was like, oh, my name is Chuck Shannon. Oh, he sounds like a hooker. No, that's my TikTok. That's my TikTok. No, it's mine. No, trust me, it's mine. I did it way before you went on TikTok. I did it on TikTok. It's on my TikTok feed. I didn't say that. Did you really? Yeah, way before you were on TikTok, like... There you go. ...two years ago.
Speaker: Maybe almost the difference is the one I did was my own sound I didn't I didn't actually find the sound on Tick -tock the difference the difference is I did it good I did it pretty good. I did it while lighting a cigarette in the whole nine yards Because he does say he's like you can hear his lighter click because he uses a bow and I didn't have a zippo on me But he's he says he's like oh, I think I might know your mother and she's like she's like I'm Trixie Oh Bosses home
Speaker: Yep. Oh God. Yep. Boss is home. I gotta go open a gate. Send your kid. They, they just went to bed. No, they're in bed, but let's go ahead and wrap up. Cause it's well after two hours and I can run to the gate. Go run to the gate. I'll bullshit and we'll wrap up when you get back. All right. Oh, I'm getting a call.
Speaker: Jeff's wife does not listen to this. Probably. I talk a lot of shit. Yeah. She'd be like, I don't want you to hang out with the podcast no more. You're gonna be friends with like, he's an asshole. Fair enough. I've been called a whole lot worse, but
Speaker: So he's got to run off shows coming to an end, which is fine because I'm finishing my last bit as we speak. Would you go open the goddamn gate? I had to send her a message. You guys start my chair. Jesus Christ. I'm going to stab you. But, um, I finished my last beer anyways. He leaves for the bug.
Speaker: starts a podcast that leaves just for his wife. Not even fried chicken. Wow, bro. Wow. Yeah. Like he didn't even doing anything important. It's not like he's frying chicken, right? Yeah. Jeff's about to get in trouble because we're 20 minutes over and he said, uh, well over. Excuse us, Jeff. We didn't mean to interrupt your life with our silly little podcast or anything.
Speaker: are bad, you know, it is what it is. But, um, what the fuck are we even doing? What I'm just, I'm just rambling at this point. So yeah, we're going to go ahead and get ready to wrap it up. Apparently, which is actually a good idea. Cause I do got to get up for work in the morning. Um, and it's hot as fuck up here. So.
Speaker: Unlike Jeff, I'm not a, uh, six packer and hungover and all that jazz. So I'll be up in the morning and go to work. I'm going to drink my glass of water, take water with me in the morning. I'll let you, but you got to take water. Jesus Christ. It's so fucking hot and humid up here. But my boss, she, uh, one of my bosses, she, uh, she, she sent a text yesterday and she was like, I think it was yesterday. She was like, um,
Speaker: It's extremely hot out. You know, it's hot and it's muggy. Make sure you guys are drinking adequate amount of water or adequate amount of water and this, that, and the other thing. And, you know, stay hydrated, be safe out there, blah, blah, blah. And, uh, I was like, I got a 12 bag of Budweiser and a bottle of Jack Daniels. Is that adequate enough? Do it, do it. I got a, uh, a, uh, gift of a face palm, just going, Jesus, mother of Mary and Joseph.
Speaker: And to which her brother chimed in when he was like, well, I mean, beer is made of water and water. And at the end of it, it was beer for the win. So what I took from that is I can get a 12 pack of beer in a model jacket and those will bring it to work and drink it throughout the day. And it's perfectly fine. I mean, I may be wrong. I may be right. I don't know, but that's what I took from it. So.
Speaker: No, I don't even drink, I don't even really drink pop at work right now because it's so fucking hot. And I was actually debating if I even wanted to have beer or not tonight, but you know, we're alive, we're doing the podcast, so why not have a few beers? What time am I starting tomorrow? I think I eat, I'll get up about 7 .15, jump up, take a shit, get dressed,
Speaker: go to work. Honestly, I don't even know what's going on tomorrow because it's actually supposed to storm all day. So we're supposed to be doing some outside work on a roof. So I don't even know if that'll get done just because it's supposed to storm literally all fucking day tomorrow. Oh God, do not call me dead. Stop that nonsense.
Speaker: So I'll have to wait and see. I do know my truck is going under the shop tomorrow. So I'll be in the boss's truck Friday. Cause he's off Friday. He's taking the day off Friday and then I'll be in his truck Friday. Hopefully my truck will be back Monday. Can I get the AC fixed in my truck? So I don't know, man.
Speaker: just kind of playing it by ear in all honesty, seeing what's what happens, what's what, what's what the dealio is. So that's kind of the downfall of living in Ohio because most decent jobs in Ohio, the weather kind of predicts what you can and can't do. So, you know,
Speaker: Especially when you when you have most of the day blocked out for one specific job but Jeff must be a lot of trouble right now. It was just being left to my own devices. Let's let's talk sports shall we?
Speaker: Is there much, no, nothing. There's no paperwork or anything like that. Everything's all digital. So all my jobs and everything like that are on my phone. It's an app that I have. So there's absolutely no paperwork. So that makes it, that makes it nice and easy. But, uh,
Speaker: I got a pretty cool job and I like my job. I like the company I work for. I like the owners. They're super nice people. And it's cool to work for somebody who is actually out in the field every day, much like I am. So he's out there busting his ass, sweating and doing what I'm doing. So I call him with an issue, then he's like, all right, I got you. I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker: let's let's uh let's do this let's let's go down this road he's totally well he's probably being chased down the road by one to be honest with you i was like this is my woman is he cool fucking cut you homes get back in the house and cook me some dinner speaking of that uh
Speaker: couple friends of ours, mine and summers. They just got married last week, last weekend. And I think they're doing the honeymoon thing or whatever. And she Snapchatted me earlier today. She was like, you have a long lost brother in Sacramento, California. I was like, what? And she's like, this dude looks, sounds, and talks just like you.
Speaker: They were getting couples massage. They're, they're, um, uh, Mexican descent and, uh, or they're not descent, but they're Mexican. And, uh, she was like, Captain Mexico done passed out and is snoring on the table. She's like, your brother don't put him to sleep. Killing me war breeds.
Speaker: Uh, but that's what I told her. That's honestly, that's what I told her. I said, I'm about to go full Highlander. I'm about to come out there and, uh, cause there could be only one. Oh, maybe, maybe, maybe, uh, wait, wait here. What are you doing? Well, we were, I literally had to, no, my wife bought a bunch of groceries, so I got to put groceries away. So let's go and wrap up.
Speaker: well we were all ice cream and stuff for the freezer whatever my wife would never cheat on me she loved me too much my wife's also not that person either she wouldn't she's not that person yeah let's go are you frying chicken right now well I mean
Speaker: I was, I was taking it out of the fire. It's all done for the night. Well, yeah, let's go and wrap up. You say that, but you know, it is what it is. Things happen. Never going to happen. I would put money on it. Kill it before it breeds. So anyways, like I said, like I said, Jeff was going to come back and we're going to have to wrap this up because you know,
Speaker: Well, I got groceries to pull away and I want to go hang out with my wife. I love hanging out with my wife. And trust me, if someone was there, you'd be wanting to hang out with her too. Is that what she told you? No. That's what she told you this day. She said it behind the door with a knife right now. She said it behind the door with a knife right now. She said it behind the door with a knife right now. She said it behind the door with a knife right now. She said it behind the door with a knife right now. She said it behind the door with a knife right now. She said it behind the door with a knife right now. She said it behind the door with a knife right now. She said it behind the door with a knife right now. She said it behind the door with a knife right now. She said it behind the door with a knife right now. She said it behind the door with a knife right now. She said it behind the door with a knife right now. She said it
Speaker: but yeah, let's go ahead and wrap up. Cause I'm, I have to go to the bathroom too. Oh, I had to go all the way to the gate and open up the driving gate. Cause taxi was full of groceries. Oh yeah. Well, let's see. See, that's where I would have just put my background and just walking down the street. No, that's with 35 neighbors on one side. No problem. No big deal. That's, that's the truth. Trust me.
Speaker: But anyway, it's just me and told that we have to end this. Oh, please. Rambling for 20 minutes. Yeah. We had time to close out before I left. And you're like, no, go ahead. No, she was at the gate and you were going to get in trouble. No, she was pulling up. I knew I had time because she was pulling up. Yeah. You said she's at the gate. I got to go. All right. No, that's why I took the time to send a message. Daddy's home. I got to run.
Speaker: But, um, I didn't know what the fuck. I was going to say something. I totally lost my train of thought. Anywho, bring me a silence. Dead air. Jeff dead started the camera because he doesn't know what to say or do.
Speaker: Yeah. And that's what you do, man. As soon as, if I go silent, you'll just stop, you'll just stop. I'm waiting for you to close this fucker out. You'll just blank stare the shit out of the game. Oh, that's what I was going to say. How many times has just said, let's close this out in the last 35 seconds. So anyways, thank you guys for listening. As always, we greatly appreciated those of you in the chatters box. You guys fucking rock as always.
Speaker: Yes, we'll be back live Saturday night. Jeff's going to get a guest. No, not this Saturday. Next Saturday. I was, I was next Saturday. Okay. Jeff's going to get a 12 back. He's going to get hammered. Um, but yeah, we'll see you guys Saturday. Appreciate y 'all listening. I forgot how to close out the show. Jeff.
Speaker: check out our tiktoks our social media chris i completely fucking derailed well anyways thank you guys for listening appreciate you all chatters box you guys are on fire as always if you guys aren't already check us out on social media instagram facebook twitter tiktok youtube all under nonsense school nonsense
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Speaker: But yeah, nobody ever emails us. Guys need to get on that. Email us. But if you made it this far into the show, your homework is to watch Austin Powers, the first movie, not the series, just the first movie, messages on social media. And let us know, does it still stand up? Is it still funny to this day? Still hold up. I got to check that. Is it still a good movie? Does it still make you laugh? Anyways, we're out of here. We'll see you guys Saturday. This is like the longest fucking interview. Deuces.
Speaker: The longest fucking outro of all goddamn time. He said deuces I have to figure out if I can remember how to close You know, I just I just don't know what I'm doing Technologically challenged Technologically words are hard
Speaker: Deuces We're cast down by the devil
Speaker: I got fire in my bones Burning with the black heart And cursed to roam Life with the sunshine It's cold on my face Forbidden fruit on my tongue Sweet to the taste You can try and kill me Try and turn me down Shoot your pistol at me
Speaker: I laugh at the sound And as I walk through the valley Of the shadow of death I come out of the valley Where life's shadows fade
Speaker: Without shadows that I spray
Speaker: There'll be trouble on the rise There'll be trouble on the rise
