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Speaker: What's going on guys? Welcome to another episode of nonsensical nonsense. It's another Saturday night. You know what that means. Lord only knows what's going to happen.
Speaker: Hopefully you guys have a good weekend so far. It's been nice and sunny and warm up here. But we got Tony here. Lord only knows where the rest of the show is. I think Mike said he's going to be behind. No, Jeff. Yeah, I have no idea. But if you guys aren't already, go ahead and give us a follow on all social media. At Nonsenseical Nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok,
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Speaker: Half a showdown tonight. Oh, we'll see what Jeff gets here. He said he had to restart his laptops. But yeah, we're off and running to a riveting start already. I got you covered, let's go. I didn't even do a list, man. I'm pulling it out of my ass. That's even better. 100 % pulling it out of my ass. For those of you who have cable F9 is on right now, HBO.
Speaker: That movie was good, except for the last 30 minutes. That movie got ridiculous after the first one. No, that's just your opinion. That's just a lot of people's opinions. That is a movie franchise that should have never been a movie franchise that was fine with it. I never thought it would last this long. I will agree to that. Maybe two movies, but then you're pushing it. Four and five were the best.
Speaker: I did like the Hobbs and Shawl movie, but that's really not a Fast and Furious movie. More of just an action movie. More than anything else. Eleanor said she's going to take me down because she got her list ready. She's just got to get it into the email. Yeah.
Speaker: so we can make sure we get it added. I don't know why you're competing with the chatters box when you're on the main event. I still don't understand that. There's no competition for me. There's no competition for me at this point. That's why I just, I'm just going to pull it out of my ass.
Speaker: It's Glick versus the world. We are the fields. We are the fields. Glick World Order versus everyone. Jeff has arrived. He comes in glitching and firing him since he just started to restart his computer. I restarted my router tonight. I was like, I'm not taking any fucking chances. I literally restarted my router right before I
Speaker: Got the show all set up and everything. All right, let's clear it up. Let's go a little. We've got some pauses, but you all right. Don't know who's all right. Yeah, my stuff's been all weird lately. I think they're on to us, fellas. Here we are. Give it all they want. You're still not going to get rid of me. My computer never gets shut off, so.
Speaker: Every time I open my... I usually shut it off after the show. Every time I open my laptop, I have to restart it because there's a new fucking update on it. That's a good thing, you want that. That means it's working more than it's supposed to, like it's supposed to, more than what you want it to.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, it's not that bad. It literally only takes like 30 seconds for it to restart and upload, back everything, come back up. Yes. I just have to sign back in. It's just more of an inconvenience factor when I go to get on there. And I'm like, all right, I'm ready to do this. So nope, I got to wait. I got to relog back in and all that. And I have to try to remember my password. That's going to paint in my ass. That's going to paint in my ass.
Speaker: I'm done yet. Get yourself an Acer. These things are awesome. I've never heard nothing bad about them. Just never put the seller on. You're glitching. You're glitching heavy and you're glitching early. Max Headrum over here.
Speaker: Well, yeah, I don't have anything bad to say about my little Chromebook. It more than does its job, so. Yeah, most computing is what we try to get it to do more than what is what is designed. Yeah. And I like that I have the Google App Store on it. So because there's a lot of things that I use apps for. Right. To get certain things and do certain things.
Speaker: So it's nice that I can download the actual apps and go through it. I can kind of go from there. I love my little Chromebook. I didn't know what I was going to think about it when I bought it because it was just the cheapest thing there at the time. And I was like, I am not buying a $300 goddamn laptop.
Speaker: to start the podcast with because I'll get that down the road once I need a bigger laptop because I have a mixing board and all this other crap that goes with it. Hey Mayor may not be here tonight. Which I'm glad I messaged him and asked because I would have had no idea had I not messaged him and asked. What's going on Stevie? Stevie Wonder.
Speaker: Whoa, what's what's been what's been going on in your guys? What's that? Well, oh my god, Tony, what's a lot of times because Jason went to go stay with his mom for a while. Yeah, we're going to try. She wants to keep a rotation, which I can respect. That's what I would ask for. We start the most out. That would be dope. He didn't want it. Absolutely. She close by. So yeah, so it's not a struggle to go to the barbershop. Got him a haircut.
Speaker: He didn't look too good, so I took it all off and we got home. He was mad. I said, listen, everybody goes bald once in a blue zone. You got to shave yourself. You took it to the barber shop and they fucked it up, and then you just came home and shaved it? Yeah, it was real thick, but one, he doesn't sit still in two. His head's kind of leavin' in some places, but it gets real low. So I'm gonna just clean it all the way out. He was mad. I said, don't be mad. He's gonna tease you, but he's not gonna tease you. You know what you're telling him to tease you?
Speaker: You look like your dad is going to go back to the father. That's all there is to it. I got a message man. Right? Got a message. So, but he's going to be with his mom. I'm missing him already. He didn't want to go. Y 'all know he's part of my broadcast period that in the story. I don't give a damn.
Speaker: Yeah. It was going to be a little bit more quiet, but I could be a little bit more reckless when my oldest is upstairs. So during the week, I can also be as loud as I want, because now the one that I've been hearing is just me. I come home, take a nap, put your lawnmower, eat dinner, and then done. Nice. No, that's my kids. It's nice when you have zero response to yourself. Yeah. No, that's nice. My kids failed on me this weekend, so I didn't have anything to do this weekend. Yesterday, I went to the gym, and then
Speaker: Came around, came home and piddly fucked around on the Xbox for a little bit. Played some Call of Duty and then last night went and hung out with Pena for a little bit.
Speaker: Yeah. I saw that. I was like, I was like, is it Saturday? I got a notification. The video was live the other day and I was on my way home from work and I jumped in there just to say hi to him and he invited me up and I was like, dude, I'm driving home. I said, I'll try to get on when I get, but then I got home. I went to the gym and got home and started working on podcast stuff. And I was doing that until almost 10 o 'clock Thursday night. Right. So last night I seen he was on and he invited me. So I was like, well, let me jump in there with him for a little bit. Cause I did kind of,
Speaker: flake on him Thursday but well I mean you never really jump on people's broadcast that's why I was surprised yeah and that's what he said he's like you never come in anybody's lives I was like well you know I don't get invites a lot but as I just depend upon what I got going on I said usually I'm watching you guys and because I'm doing like podcast stuff or whatever I'll just have it on in my phone or on my phone just listening while I'm working on the laptop or whatever
Speaker: But now we got in there and I went ahead and bought a battery today I was gonna ask you how's things going with the car getting everything figured out You had to jump started this morning. So I was mad Like I said, I knew a minute somebody was around I was gonna act up but I went to a couple places and everybody was busy I know all the mechanics are busy everywhere. So I had to go to Firestone
Speaker: And we were looking at it. When I went to AutoZone, we went to look at the battery seat with the software right there. They cannot do the batteries on my cars because they're under like a little computer console. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, it's under a computer console. Mine's the same way. Yeah, so we had to go to Firestone. And when I was looking at it, AutoZone, I was looking. I didn't know it was the pollution that was on the battery post. Oh, that's probably the damn problem. It was in the first place.
Speaker: In that corrosion of that I'm not half of your problems out if you clean the corrosion off of the terminal in the post Yeah I Learned it in college, but I'm looking for the two There's two posts a day you can charge you with but the better is literally down up underneath a computer thing on the 2013 So that's what I tell a lot of people. I don't I try not to like Was a word shade through my vehicle
Speaker: Because the computer stuff messes up everybody who knows. People are like, yeah, the computer shit will fuck you up. You can do a quick fix to run around town. But I'm a highway driver. I will get on the road in a minute. So I need my car, me, uh, premium. Because I'm good. People are like, you know, they go into Atlanta for the weekend. I'm good to go to Virginia, Alabama. You know what I'm saying? I'm good to be anywhere. Well, I got plenty of parking out here, so. All right. It's a hell of a drive.
Speaker: Yeah, it's it's it's it's a good week and a half. Oh, wow. Why is it a week and a half? I've never understood that. Here's a great thing from Ohio to to Mexico is it's like maybe I think we discussed this before. It's like four hours or something at most 12 or so. But once you get to Mexico,
Speaker: it's just just nothing but road and uh well this is before google maps and stuff how many windows yeah you are glitching so fucking bad we barely hear anything really you glitch it real hard
Speaker: We didn't know what you were saying. We wouldn't be able to make out what you were saying. It says, from my apartment to your house, it's two days and three hours. To drive? Yeah. Two days, three hours. Am I doing better? Yes. You crystal clear now.
Speaker: I downloaded a sound booster. I downloaded a sound booster. So my external speaker is crazy loud now. And I think that was slowing me down. No, you're good. My laptop is almost full. Why do you need an external booster? Why don't you just hook up a Bluetooth speaker to your laptop?
Speaker: What do you think I'm talking about? My Bluetooth speaker, which I have right here, if I turn it on right now, it's not loud enough if I'm in the other room. And it's for when my phone rings. But you said you downloaded an app or downloaded a...
Speaker: No, it's a sound booster, so it's basically an equalizer, so it cranks the sound, so it's ten times what the original sound that would come through the speaker. It's crazy loud, it's awesome. It's unnecessary.
Speaker: No, it is. The thing is, at work, yes, Friday, I literally, I've been working on one account for 159 days and it closed.
Speaker: It closed yesterday, and I kid you not, I grabbed the speaker and I cranked it the fuck up. Good tunes for a good 10 minutes. I was just overjoyed because this poor woman and I have been back and forth 400 ,000 times
Speaker: with her documents, and there's always some little picky thing that processing has had to go through. And it's not her fault, it's not anybody's fault, it's just sometimes how it is, you know? And it was, for instance, the project manager of her account.
Speaker: her and I both, we sent gifts back for an hour, just party time, kind of gifts. To the point where one of the main bosses sent me an email saying, miracles do exist. Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He went on for like three minutes with all these cliches and sayings because
Speaker: It went through three different account assessors, like myself, before it got to me. And I'm the one that got it closed. And I had it for 159 days. It's been hell on earth, that account. And it's finally closed.
Speaker: So you had a little jam session with some backstreet boys in the NSYNC 98 degrees and you had prints around the house. I played some good tunes, I was rocking out. Some Minuto. It was one of those things that's like... That's Tony's favorite band.
Speaker: When you do something that you've been trying to do for the longest time and it goes through, you're just in that fucking, oh finally, I gotta do something to celebrate. It's a load off your mind, that's what it was. Exactly. It's a load off your mind. In the past three or four days it was in analyzation, which means at any time in those three or four days I could have gotten a message from processing saying there's an issue.
Speaker: and those emails suck. Because then you gotta go back to the owner and be like, hey, yeah, we got an issue. Yes, currently we are missing someone. Yeah, there's nothing worse than getting that email. I was like, I was doing some stuff through, for work, benefit related. And I sent everything in and they're like, you know, it takes two to three, or three to five days to process, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, okay, cool. You know, they sent me the confirmation, they got everything. Everything was good to go.
Speaker: And then like, on the third day, hey wicked, they sent me an email that said, oh, we need this as well. And I was like, yeah.
Speaker: Hey, why do you wait? And I'm like, all right. Well, then I had to come home because what they needed was at home. So when I got off work that day, so I was able to log into all my work stuff on my phone and then send it back to them. And it's been about five days that I haven't heard anything yet. So I'm hoping it's one of those things when it finally comes in, you're like, yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, it's insurance stuff and I want to get it all processed and pushed through and cleared because what's going on James because I want to Do some you know like I got to get the kids in his eye doctor and stuff like that, right? I
Speaker: Uh, you know, figure just schedule it to where all four of us can go at the same time, knock all four birds out with one stone, so to say, instead of, because I'll probably, we have a really nice brand new optometry center on campus. Beautiful.
Speaker: So, of course, my insurance is gonna cover 99 % of it, you know? It's funny, it's like, when I go get my driver license down here, if I don't pass the eye doctor part, they'll give me a free pair of glasses with my prescription. The hairy guys and the milk does. Well, fucking knows we go live at 8 o 'clock and he waits until 8 .30 to start eating.
Speaker: It's not a podcast until Toto starts eating. I get yelled at for eating this. Nothing like, nothing yet. Everybody gets yelled at. Nothing like listening to the replay here. I'm gonna make you a funny story for you guys, okay? So check this out. So today, before my power went out,
Speaker: My wife and I are doing research, she's leaving on the 12th. She's leaving on the 12th to go to Europe. And her first stop is Amsterdam. And I was like, nice. And we wanted to find a place where she can stay, and then what's the next step, so we're planning on her trip, right?
Speaker: And we went on Google Maps, and we're like, OK, here's where you're going to land. And then we found the Airbnb. She's going to stay in that. I said, OK, here it is. And she said, OK, where's the Red Light District? Just out of curiosity. And we put it. She is literally three minutes walk from the Red Light District. Curiosity, my ass. That's what I said. Well, the Red Light District is where you buy smoke. Somebody's going to go to work to get some money to buy a perfect agent.
Speaker: No, that's where all the head shops are. That's where you go. Yeah, exactly. The red light. Head shop. Yeah. Head shop in the red light district. You're right. Because Amsterdam is the one place in the world that you can buy any kind of smoke. Yes. Everything's legal over there pretty much. All kinds of drugs.
Speaker: Well, I don't know about it, but I was like, how far are you from the red light district? And then it pops up and it says, three minute walk. And I was like, holy shit. I started losing my mind laughing and she's like, what's the funniest? Because we just watched the movie Euro Trip. She had never seen it.
Speaker: I haven't seen that in a while. It's been a while. Oh my God, I love it. And when they're in Amsterdam, the one guy goes, I want to go to the red light district. And she's like, what's the red light district? I said, that's where all the drugs and all the everything is. And she's like, how far am I from the red light district? We looked it up, and I was like, three minute walk. Holy shit. You were in Amsterdam, James? Nice. Yeah. I mean, I guess if you're into that kind of stuff, yeah, I mean, that's ideal.
Speaker: Well, I mean, it's one of those things when it roams. Well, again, I don't smoke. And I really don't. Well, then you have edibles, Christopher. I don't do drugs, Jeffrey. Once again, neither do I. But in a good and a nice edible, make you feel real nice. One gummy bear, and you'll be happy as a pig and shit for like two days. Drink six beers and be happy. Or I'm a gummy bear.
Speaker: I don't do illegal drugs. Drugs are bad. I'm good. I'm good. But she's going from Amsterdam to Paris and then London. Where in London she's going to geek the fuck out because we found a Harry Potter tour.
Speaker: or you go to Harry Potter Studios where they filmed. Pops was good. We had the other way and I'll share this story for two minutes. That's gonna be cool. Where they filmed Harry Potter? Well, she's a big Harry Potter nerd like you too, isn't she? We all are. Yeah, well, the whole family. So like before she leaves, we're gonna watch all Harry Potter's. So that we can point out things we want to see pictures of. How many times have you watched those fucking movies?
Speaker: I can, I can quote every single one. If you put it on, I'll say the line right before the character. So is it necessary to watch all 47 terrible movies? Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely
Speaker: It's just not my thing. I've watched 15 minutes of the movie and contemplated. For people who haven't ever made a sense of wonder and a sense of imagination. I had a sense of wonder and imagination. Since the heartless bastard that was like... I wonder where my beer is is not a sense of wonder. Sense of imagination and wonderment, man. I went to Epcot and I was like, I'm gonna get drunk around the world.
Speaker: And I did. Now see, here's the thing. The whole time she goes there to you. I had one beer in every country. We were watching her in a year or something. And then I went back to Germany and got fucking hammered. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. The German and Belgian beer can't, nobody touch it. It's the best beer on the fucking planet. Next time she goes, next time she goes to Europe, I'm going with her, but we're going to go to Oktoberfest. Man.
Speaker: Yeah, I would like to go to Oktoberfest or Beerfest or, you know, one day. Well, I was going to go on this trip, but by the time I get my new passport, it should be gone already, so it's like that. Because I got to get a new passport. Mine expired last year. Yeah. I'm going to get a new one. But it takes like three weeks to get it.
Speaker: Yes. When you order it? Six, six, six. Is it six? I don't remember. No, it might be different. Last time I had to get a new one. Last time I had to get a new one. I got it in a month. Now she, when she got hers, she got hers in a week because it's Mexico. You're in Mexico. It's not that hard. You know, it's like going to, you know. Oh yeah, that's right. You're not, you're still, you're still technically, um,
Speaker: No, technically I'm an American citizen, but I have what's called a permanent residency. I have a permanent residency. I don't have a dual citizenship yet. I would have to apply for it. I would get it instantly, but nothing changes. German monks have the best beer, is that what you're saying, James? I heard that as well.
Speaker: I love German and Belgium beer, man. I got hooked on it when we went to Epcot. And when I came home, we had total wine and more there when we, when I lived in Charleston and they had all the imports. And if there was something that you wanted in particular, they would get it in stock. And I was in heaven all about down only bad side about drinking imported beer. Uh, a, they have, well, they have to, they have to dumb it down.
Speaker: to Americans because like, you can get full on German beer. Yeah, but they lower it down to like five or six. You can get it in some places. Some stores can sell it. Some stores can sell it. It's like one of the beers that I drank. Yeah, one of the beers that I drank from there is like normally 18 or 19%.
Speaker: But you can get it, you just have to find the right store that has the proper permits and licensing. Were you stationed in Germany or were you just living over there, James? Well, I had to bring you on a Monday show. Mondays are a little bit more laid back. We might be doing guests and interviews on Mondays. Might have one lined up a guy I reached out to, but he's got a couple books that he wrote and some other stuff. I just want to look into it and make sure he's legit and everything like that.
Speaker: Yeah, he does like, well, no, he does like sex advice and stuff like that. Oh, okay. I was gonna say sex stories. No, they're like, they're like, uh, sex advice and, uh, like sex tips and stuff like that. I was kind of looking at some of those pages. It's pretty cool what they talk about, um, on his Facebook page. So I told him, I saw, you know, we're, we were talking a couple hours ago, so we're getting ready for a show tonight.
Speaker: I said, but let me look and check your stuff out and everything's legit. And you're like, you know, don't take it the wrong way. I just want to make sure everything's legit. Um, and then, you know, we'll have you, maybe we'll have you on on a Monday night. Cause that's when we're, I want to start getting into interviews and guests and I want to do that for Monday because we don't have full, full show. I'll bring you up for just a minute, James. Tony, you've been to Europe, correct? When you're a military?
Speaker: I don't remember the trains being so goddamn expensive. I remember the trains being a lot cheaper. We look at train schedules and stuff. Because the bullet trains are super fast. But the cheapest one is like $150. I can figure out how to work this. Where are you going? From Belgium or from Berlin to Paris.
Speaker: Wow. How long was that one? It's a four hour on a bullet train. Four hours on a bullet train? Yeah. Seven hours on the regular train and ten hours on the bus. Jesus Christ. I thought all that shit was close.
Speaker: That's what we should think. Yeah, it's, it's, well, you watch something like your own trip and, and you get convinced. Yeah. It's like, oh yeah, it's quick and easy. It's like driving. Yeah. It's like, it's like driving from, from, from Newark to Johnstown. That's like 20 minutes or going to Hebron. It's like 15 minutes or whatever. You cross a bridge and you go across from London to Paris. No, it's like, yeah, like when I was down in Paris to London.
Speaker: What's up, guys? London is like a... What's up, sir? What's going on, man? It's on a... Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker: No, so I just want to share really fast since your show, but since you were talking about the topic. So I was in Amsterdam. I was also in Germany, Paris, other places. But in what you're talking about, the Red Line District. So when I took we took a train from Paris to Amsterdam, when I got to Amsterdam, there we we stayed at this hotel and it was close to the Red Line District. And at the time, there was probably around over 400 coffee shops.
Speaker: the coffee shops are like these places where you can buy you know the cannabis yeah you're right but you know it's funny because the DJ so a lot of these places have a DJ right so he's mixing and he's playing the music but he's also like the the uh the drug dealer right so you go seriously you go up to the booth so just like in the movies
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. So he's got like a mixer table and he's mixing and he's DJing. And then he gives you a menu, right? You go up to the, he gives you a menu and it's, and you're allowed five grams per coffee shop per day, right? Like, you know what I mean? Per place, right? And you know, and sticky finger, purple haze, Northern lights, blah, blah. It's all good, right?
Speaker: And then, um, and then the bread line district, I was there and I was walking around and I, you know, I had shaved head. And this is back in 98. And I remember French doors, French windows, you know, like the French windows that open up and they got the French windows and there's just naked chicks in the window. I was just sitting like display windows, like you go to the mall, how they have mannequins and stuff set up in those glasses. Yeah. So I'm walking down and then these two ladies are in the French windows and they look down and they go, Hey, GI Joe, do you want to come up and play?
Speaker: Well actually actually actually they do fuck around
Speaker: Oh yeah, that's kind of the point. Nice, nice. James was like, oh, I got five minutes to kill. Why not? We could play. My wife is in a hostel. It's called the St. Christopher Hostel. And it's literally, I think it's a four -minute walk from that hostel to the Red Lake District.
Speaker: And I lost my mind a lot. So what I learned when I was there in Europe is I will only stay at a two -star minimum, right? Because what I learned is anything less than a two -star means you share a bathroom. And I was like, oh, hell no. That is good to know. It's good to know. Exactly. So unless you don't mind sharing a bathroom,
Speaker: Two star minimum. Don't go for the one stars. You don't want that. You don't want that. You share a bathroom with like the rest of the hotel. Yes. Yes. A hallway bathroom. Yep. It's a hallway bathroom. But if you got a shit, you go down your room. Yes. Your room has no shitter. It has a sink. It has a sink to wash your hands and brush your teeth. It shouldn't sink.
Speaker: But it has no toilet, no toilet, no toilet. That's insane. And then and then it really fast, too, because I know you're doing a show. I was in Germany, too. I have actually I'm half German. I have family in Germany and everything. I got plenty of stories in Germany. But one one story I'll share with you about what it was during October and we were there and you're talking about drinking, right? Like the best beer in Glick. You said the best beer you like in Germany. Well, I'm not a beer person, but
Speaker: we went to one of the castles there and there's one of the castles up on top is where these monks brew and you can only get the beer from them there's this there's these they brew four different beers these monks do and they're very they're they're they're very good it's like really smooth
Speaker: Oh, yeah, it's very well, that's what I like. Yeah, that's what I like about the German beer. It's like they're lagers. Yeah, they're lagers and they're exclusive. It's exclusive to the region and the specific castle where these monks reside. Right. It's like, yeah, that actually sounds pretty I would love to visit Germany one day because I don't know all my background, but I do know that my some of my heritage or ancestry or whatever is German.
Speaker: And I would like to visit just, you know, there's certain places over there that I'd like to go and visit just for the, you know, see the castles and the history and stuff like that. But of course, oh, it's it's it is amazing. We see that blue line. Yeah, that's her trip. Pretty damn. Oh, wow. She's is that driving or flying or like, well, how is that? I think it's. Well, she's not a boss.
Speaker: But it's buses trains and one plane. Oh, okay. It's a whole tour thing trains London is is like 170 bucks where the plane is like 80 bucks. No, I Mean it's kind of although I don't trust that train anyways because it goes in an underwater tunnel What are you gonna do if she has a scenario like taken? Who? ouch
Speaker: What are you going to do if something happens like take it? Are you going to call the bad guy and say, I have no skills. I cannot find you. You can keep her. I know a lot of people on a lot of their faces. That's like the S &O spoof of that. I have no skills. I have no money. You can keep her.
Speaker: Yeah, like we're we just added her final stop, right? Yeah, she lands in Amsterdam and then goes all the way around and then and Has to go back to Amsterdam to fly out come back. All right, and we just added nor Yeah, Norway because we saw a TikTok video and this girl sitting on top. Are you going with her? Is she traveling by yourself? Are you?
Speaker: Okay, so in Amsterdam also they have the world's oldest sex museum and so in the sex museum Yeah, yeah in the sex museum. They have the first original dildo and yes, it is made out of wood. So I just I'm just trying to imagine a sex museum in my Mannequins
Speaker: She's like, I got a splinter again. I told you the partnership this time. Can't imagine trying to make the first ever dodo out of wood and trying to make it nice and smooth and everything. What are you doing? I'm making something for my wife. You know that, Bob.
Speaker: I know it's interesting. Another thing she's going to experience is their little metro or their little train that goes around the city because the city is actually quite small. It's so small. You literally can stand in the little metro thing and put your arms across and touch both sides.
Speaker: like it's crazy it's very it's like micro machine like yeah but it's a beautiful little town you know it's nice too is like does she partake in the the smokage
Speaker: Okay, so the nice thing about it is that it's it's totally like open and free about that. So When I I purchased some from one one coffee shop and then I went to bed and I woke up and I went into this cafe
Speaker: and then I had and while the waitress is coming I'm rolling up a doobie and then she comes yeah seriously and they don't care I'm rolling up a doobie at the at the table and then she's like what would you like and I'm like oh can I get a cappuccino and a danish you know what I mean and then so cappuccino danish and a doobie I had a buddy of mine he was walking around and breakfast the champions I had a buddy of mine
Speaker: the the
Speaker: You know, be careful if you smoke with the locals because they mix their joints with 50 % nicotine, you know, tobacco, and 50 % cannabis, you know, marijuana. And I was like, ooh, that's pretty harsh, you know.
Speaker: But yeah, you know why they do that? I was asking. It does. But I asked them why they do that because well, because we don't want to get high all day. So they do it like a subtle. So they just kind of. Well, that makes sense. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like they have that kind of keep the buzz going, but a little bit, a little bit of the. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's kind of like, you know, it's kind of like if you day drink, you pace yourself. You don't you don't slam a case of beer by, you know, you start drinking at 10. You don't slam a case.
Speaker: Yeah But she's gonna she's gonna have a great time when I was I flew to Europe I flew to Germany and then I drove to Austria then I took a train to Paris trained
Speaker: I rented a little bit because I wanted to go on the Autobahn and stuff. Yeah, yeah. Renting car is fine. Well, the only problem with that is driver's seat is on the wrong side of the car. But you know what, though? It's fine. It's fine. And you know. Yeah, but it takes you a long while to get used to it.
Speaker: Yeah, it's usually an IVJ but you know what though I gotta say driving in Germany is crazy It's because it's not like grids like I'm in Illinois and everything is a grid and it just goes There the street changes. So you like you look if you're trying to look at a map and also
Speaker: And it's like, wait a minute, I'm still going the same way on the same street, yet it's a different name again. Like, what? From one crosswalk intersection to the next, it's two different streets. It's so messed up. They have a lot like that in Mexico City. But it's more of a...
Speaker: in the ass than it is because then it would be a pleasure because then you've got to worry about parking and all that shit. Right, right. Like, she's not great on the freeway anyways, even if I'm driving. So getting on the Autobahn is probably not going to be a deal. No, but European public transportation is phenomenal. Their bus, their metro, and their train system is next to none. Like, you don't need a car. You really don't need a car. Well, and that's what we discussed is like, you know,
Speaker: Even from the air the the the train station that that she takes from there from there to From the airport to this depot and then to her her first hostel. There's a little City train and she's gonna take that and it's like a 10 -minute ride. I
Speaker: Yeah, they're so high tech when it comes to their public transportation for everybody. We don't need a car. No, but I appreciate you letting me on. You guys have enjoyed the rest of your two hour and 50 minutes. However long you guys are on.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm gonna be watching the MMA fight tonight my son made me watch it or maybe pay for it because he said it's a good one tonight or whatever so I started buying all the other companies and there's like 47 weight classes for the men and the women have 20 weight classes You can't keep track of any of the fighters anymore
Speaker: But you know what, I stopped watching sports because of the bullshit, but the only things I do, my son boxes and stuff, so I'll watch boxing and MMA with him. It's like a father -son bonding. Yeah, he had a bonding. My son and I, when he's here, if there's a hockey game on or football, we watch football and hockey together. He loves football and hockey.
Speaker: So I'll watch. He's in. He plays high school football. So I'll watch high school football. If he makes college, then I'll start going back to watching college. And God forbid, if he makes NFL, then I'll go back to watching. Yeah. Well, that's what I said. I'm looking forward to. If he makes an NFL, he can sponsor the show.
Speaker: Right, exactly. We'll broadcast from the skybox. Yeah, there we go. James will automatically become another member of the show. Be like, we just added a new guy. I'm the fifth member in the green room with all the M &Ms and the champagne and everything.
Speaker: We're here at. Wait, hold on. There's. I said the score. Come on. Wait. We're here at SoFi Stadium at the VIP box with our newest member of the show, James. He's off camera, but but but trust me, he's there. He's the fifth member of the show. I'm so serious. Get some sky box. I'll buy you. Yeah, right. I'll become a damn Rams fan. I'll be like, what are you going to do?
Speaker: That's actually one thing I'm actually looking forward to this year's
Speaker: Jody, her son plays football and he's so good. And I'm actually looking forward, or not baseball, football. I'm looking forward to going and seeing him play a few games this year. And he is so damn good. The kid is super talented and the school that he goes for is a big football school. So they produce football players. They wanted him there. It wasn't like he just lived in the area that they wanted him in that school.
Speaker: She sent me a couple videos of him playing. That kid's a monster. I'm like, damn. So I'm looking forward to getting the opportunity to go see him play this year. I think it'll be pretty awesome. And hopefully it'll convince Cash to play football because I'm trying to push him. That kid wants to play ice hockey. There's not many places to play hockey though down here. And that is the problem.
Speaker: However, there's there is a place here in Newark, but he has to wait a man that can scrap while standing on a quarter I'm down because Well, there is a place here in town that but he has to be I think nine or ten so he's got another year Or maybe two before you can play so if he's still interested when he can when I can sign him up I'll sign him up here in town and I'll let him play hockey. I love hockey. I
Speaker: My son, he played football or basketball before everything started in the world. It was on his first year though.
Speaker: You know, he's like he didn't want to go back out there So now your youngest son or your oldest my youngest my oldest either football when he was younger He was like he was through with us. I understand take a shot at it That's all you gotta do take one shot at it. You do it. His mother wants to do some activities. I said leave him alone Once you get out there start hanging with his friends, did he really don't want to start playing? Yeah, that's making watch the karate kid next thing you know, he'd be sitting the karate kid private tournaments because
Speaker: That's what I'm looking at. And then six years down the road, he'll be kicking Tony's ass. Ah, I'm the man of the house now. Then we'll just sit there going, Tony, sweep the leg, sweep the leg. Kick him with the dick, Tony. Get your cattle broad, Tony. Shuck that ass in. Extreme rules match. Hit him with the chair, Tony.
Speaker: at the RKO is there just to be honest. He got mad at me. I had to go in and talk to him. I said, what's wrong with you? He was sitting there looking like this. So I went up to him. I did the four -hit, the four -hit thing. I'm like, you OK? All you got to do is listen, pay attention. You know how you get your four -headed, your seventh four -head. Tell me why he's pushing back already.
Speaker: I'm kind of proud. I'm very proud. He's a little Tony, man. I was going to say, we all know how he talks. He gets on us, right? He started pushing back and saying, oh, really? I was going to say what I told her that you were mean to me. You started getting on me. I was like, all right, little Tony, I hear you. Better calm yourself down. You want your boys to be like that. You want your boys to be like that. So I'm good. This just ain't what you want. Trust me. I'm glad you really had that.
Speaker: That's Cash. Cash will talk shit with anybody and he'll talk shit back and forth. But if he has to get a little serious, he'll get a little serious. I'm like, calm down, little fella. You ain't that bad. You want them to be like, OK. OK, let's see what you got. Don't even tell them I'm calling. I actually looked at punching bags at Walmart the other day. It's still kind of frowned upon to throat punch your eight -year -old son.
Speaker: Yes, in Ohio. Maybe not in Georgia, but in Ohio. Although there's time for just like, you know what? I keep telling my kids, as of the day you turn 18, I'm going to punch you in the nose. You know that. Happy birthday, Flack! My oldest clock come in the chest last week and I heard it. I was like, damn.
Speaker: Last weekend cash came in here and showed me something on this tablet
Speaker: And then he turned around to walk out the room, I posted it on TikTok, or not on TikTok, but on Snapchat, all my stories. He turned around to walk out the room, and I looked back up the TV, and as soon as my attention was away from what he was doing, a little fucker come and jumped on the bed and attacked me. I had him all hemmed up and twisted up, and I wrapped him up, and had him with like a little choke hold. I was like, tap the fucker out. He's like, I ain't tapping out. He's still swinging on me. I'm like, I could put you to sleep if I really wanted to. He's like, nope.
Speaker: Let him get used to the fight. Let him get used to it. Let him get used to it. Well, we've always rough -housed. All three of my kids, I've always rough -housed with nothing too crazy. Just rough -housing. Yes. He loves to wrestle and play around, man, but sometimes he forgets.
Speaker: He's a little bit stronger than what he thinks he is. And he, you know, he's getting older and he's getting bigger. So a lot of times he starts jumping around on me and like, I'm a trampoline. I'm like, Oh, there goes my back. And it's done for the next week. Yeah. I have no problem. Rough house that I'll rough house all day long, but speaking of rough housing and fighting. So check this out. I was laying around watching movies today.
Speaker: I watched Dracula Untold, never really got to watch that all the way through. Really good, it was actually a pretty good movie. Was it? Who's in it? Yeah, everybody in there, brother. This one to me, right? Anyway, I was watching on HBO Max, but it's basically, it's the, quote unquote, hey Satan, the quote unquote,
Speaker: untold story of Dracula, how Vlad the Impaler became known as Dracula, but it's actually him as the vampire Dracula. But it's got, it was pretty good.
Speaker: It's one of those movies that if they, it came out in 2014, but it's one of those movies that they could have easily done a sequel to and kept going with the story. Because Dracul, or Dracul, which Vlad, the impaler, his name translates into the son of the devil or something like that, or son of dragons or whatever, because his dad was a warrior or whatever, but Luke Evans was in it.
Speaker: uh... dominic cooper and if you see them you would know who they are right i guess is that the entire the entire cast the entire cast is full of guys that when you see a sight they can't remember the name yeah i would look at this is being data played directly in bleeds from the news uh... maybe but like luke evans has been in beauty in the beast of the he was in the habit fast and furious six he was in the other other movies
Speaker: He's got another He was also in the immortals, but he was in another good movie It was like on Netflix or something like that was a straight to to like DVD or straight to streaming It's called no one lives. It's an action movie. Check it out. It's really okay but dominant Cooper Okay, have you ever seen the TV show preacher No
Speaker: What the fuck? Don't you hate that when that happens? You go like, I got a perfect reference. You ever seen this movie? Everybody's like, no. Well, I did watch a classic the other day. He's been in Captain America. I say you guys both the podcast that I listen to while I'm working. And they were talking about the movie Uncle Buck, John Candy. Jesus Christ. I got to bug up my ass to watch this movie.
Speaker: And if you remember in the movie, John Candy, Macaulay Culkin's character at the time of our date, and his mom ordered that clown. Do you know who plays the clown? An Uncle Buck? An Uncle Buck. It's the guy from Dumb and Dumb that's in the van when they do the most annoying sign on the world. His buddy? No. No. The guy that's trying to kill him.
Speaker: Oh, okay. Who's the new guy? What new guy? What's going on, Noah? Oh, Noah. Noah, what part of Germany are you in? So anyways, so I was watching movies. So then I decided, you know, I haven't watched Kick -Ass in a long time. That actually wasn't bad. That actually wasn't bad. No, I like the Kick -Ass movie. So I'm watching it. Here's a fun little movie, a fact, a fun little movie, a movie trivia for you guys.
Speaker: and this is me being a nerd, so I'm watching it. The guy who plays Kickass, Aaron Tyler Johnson. He also played Maxim, or Maximus or whatever, in the Avengers, AKA Silver Server. Or not Silver Server. Fucking, God, why can't I think of his name? He played Scarlet Witch's brother. Oh, Quicksilver. Quicksilver. Quicksilver. Well, his best friend in that movie?
Speaker: His best friend and kick -ass is Evan Peters, famously known for American Horror Story, but played Quicksilver in the X -Men first class movies.
Speaker: Also on WandaVision. Yeah, sir. Okay, so that's what you was asking, Jeff. So both guys that played... Not the one from Captain America. Yeah, the guy from the new X -Men and the guy from... They played in Kick -Ass together and they were best friends. Nice. And then they turned around and played the same character. I'm about to say that, yeah. And not only the same character in the X -Men and Avengers, but the same character in the MCU. Because Evan Peters, if you watch WandaVision on Disney,
Speaker: Evan Peters played Quicksilver on WandaVision. Yes. They didn't get the original actor. Yeah, he came back. Yeah. So he came back. Yeah. So I was just like, I was watching that, and I was like, why do I know both of these guys? Yeah. And I was like, I know Evan Peters from American Horror Story, but I said, why do I know these guys? It was driving me crazy. So then I looked up the first guy that plays Kickass, and I was like, son of a bitch, they both played Quicksilver. Yeah. Jeff, he's on Twitch. You want to sponsor him on there?
Speaker: Noah is? Yeah, he's on Twitch. Oh, thank you, Noah. Noah's a fan of ours. He's probably the youngest fan. Yeah, he's our youngest fan. And he's in Germany. He's our youngest fan in Germany. He's 14. Oh, shucks. What's up, youngster? Yeah. Yeah, right?
Speaker: If you have snapchat or something hit me up sir because my wife's going and She might need directions occasionally. How about you not solicit minors on our podcast? I'm not soliciting Please tell your parents that we will advise you
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Well, we've mentioned it's probably not the best idea for him to watch us. Yeah. Noah's been around for a half minute though. Noah's been around since like episode what? 20, 25, something like that? Yeah, maybe a little bit before that. I mean, he might have been around in the very beginning when we first started. Yeah, he's been around for a minute. He's a good kid.
Speaker: So that's why we let him stick around you need some advice with anything as far as being a man get out So so we're right up against the break, but I gotta ask Jesus Christ Did you guys watch the video
Speaker: for Blacktop Mojo's, My Girl. Yes. Live and acoustic, they did that. They dropped it the other night on YouTube.
Speaker: When we go to break for our second break, I want to play the live version, the acoustic version, because it's literally just Matt and Kat and they're sitting in this old like theater and it sounds fantastic. It does sound good. I understand that. That's my stop. Hey Debbie. Hey Debbie.
Speaker: There was a song that I wanted to do, and I can't remember. Oh wait, no, that's not it. That's not that, that's not it. What's going on, Debbie? Really? I can't remember, oh well, I'll just play that one. Next time you report that little bastard,
Speaker: Right? You tell your dad, I said, go to the last energy ball or motor combat with a disco. For lack of a better term. Well, I would have never thought that we would be relaxing to listen to when you're going to bed, but I appreciate that. But we are right up against it. We're going to go ahead and take a real quick break, guys. Got a little black top mojo here, hopefully.
Speaker: tuned up maybe until your dad no cousins nope there's an ad your uncles older brothers and older sisters damn it all them that's what happened in my family i came from out of state they already knew right
Speaker: You don't trust nobody on the internet. You don't trust nobody on the internet. Man to man, I'm talking to you.
Speaker: That's not it. There we go. What's not it? Sadie says she doesn't trust you, don't it? I'm nervous. You got a lot of scenes, I'm avoiding you. I'm messing with you.
Speaker: That being said, time to go to break. We're going to take a real quick break, guys. Enjoy a little black top mojo for you. Like I said, the second break is when I'll do my girl because that is, I guess technically, it's not a cover. It's kind of a cover. It's a sample. Yeah, it's a reimagining. We'll call that. You know what? Fuck it. It's not technically a cover. Let's do that. Yeah, let's do that.
Speaker: So they dropped this the other night. This was live. It was mat and cat. It's acoustically done. And they're in an old abandoned church. Yeah, it looks like an old abandoned church or a theater or something. It's a abandoned church that they put up on TikTok. They put up a video from the balcony on TikTok. Question, did you see the giant penis?
Speaker: spray painted on the wall. That's how you can tell it's abandoned. That's how you can tell it's abandoned and that some people have zero kids. They posted that on Facebook coming soon or whatever they were talking about the video when it was dropping and everything. They're showing the inside and they kind of pan out. I'm like, there's a big dick on the wall.
Speaker: But with that being said, we're gonna take a break real quick, guys. We'll be right back here in just a few minutes. Enjoy a little blacktop mojo. If you guys aren't already, if you've never heard of them, never listen to them. Do yourself a favor. Look them up everywhere you stream music and on all social media and go show them some love. Let them know that we sent you and we'll be right back here just after a few minutes.
Speaker: Ain't no sunshine, it's a cloudy day And when it's coming outside, nobody's there for me
Speaker: There's a break in my heart It's all about my love So call me honey
Speaker: Well, that stings like a pain, and he's losing out. No buts in his shoes. Like it.
Speaker: Oh
Speaker: When she left me all alone Standing in the rain We are gone We are gone We are gone We are gone
Speaker: Hell yeah, that was a short break. Sorry about that. I almost played a second song
Speaker: but I didn't know there was going to be ads or anything. So welcome back to nonsensical nonsense guys. Hopefully you enjoyed the first hour of bullshit and nonsense. I just seen Eleanor's list Tony. So you're good there. Just popped up.
Speaker: I lost my train of thought. Anyways, welcome back to the show. Hopefully you guys are having fun so far. We're just kind of hanging out, shooting the shit. No real direction as of right now. That's usually typically the first hour. But if you guys could be so kind, go show us some love. Go give us a little bit of love and hit us with some followers and some shares and all that jazz on all social media at Nonsense School Nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and yes, we are on the Tiki Taki.
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Speaker: Chris Christopherson and the outlaws, you know Johnny Cash I am literally my apartment is On a main road and I it was 78 degrees today up here. Yes 78 here, too It was a beautiful day out. So I got my windows open and it's gonna be 70 something tomorrow and then we get into next week and it's gonna be cold and bullshit again, but
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Speaker: That way you can get all the notifications when we post new stuff when we do new things and when we have upcoming stuff coming up like guests and stuff and I'm Starting tomorrow, maybe Monday. I'm going to work on Possible guests for our hundredth episode which is right around the corner All right, which will be a huge deal if I can land them I Just don't know if it's gonna happen
Speaker: But I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try a couple different people. So, because the 100th episode is right around the corner. I was looking at it today. I think it falls. Is it on a Saturday or a Wednesday? I can't remember. I was looking at it today. We're at 92 now.
Speaker: Because for the 100th episode, I have a very special starting five that I want to do for it. And I was hoping that it lands on a Saturday so that we can do our picks for it. So today we're at 92. It falls on a Wednesday. Yeah, that's right. For the 92nd.
Speaker: The 99th we'll do we'll pick and then we'll announce the winner on the 100th. Well, we're not all together on the 99th one because that's on a Monday. Okay, well What the hell is wrong with 98 100 101st would be on the Saturday the hundredth will be on Wednesday So the hundredth will the hundred and want this one will will pick 101
Speaker: You just said fuck all English grammar and everything. After I said 101st and you're like 101th. Yes. Tony, you're - Once again, I speak proper all day long. I'm allowed to - Tony, you have no sound. Tony, you have no sound. Tony, you have no sound. Tony, you have no sound. I don't think he's talking to us. No, I don't think so either. That's fantastic. I'm proud of you. Talking to my son. Sorry, shut up.
Speaker: Yeah, I was like, you just sent her to talk. Tony, I miss him. Tony, Tony, Tony! Can you hear me? Hello? My idea, I really miss him. Tony's like, I'm so, Tony, I'm just gonna ignore him while I talk to him. Well, speaking of the list, do you guys want to go ahead and jump into it? I am ready.
Speaker: I actually figured out how I can maybe type them in. Well, hopefully you can get everybody's list right this week. As far as last week's debacle with the Chatter's box list, I'm just going to declare everybody a winner. Agreed. Yeah, like I said, it's crazy time for me.
Speaker: Jeff only got four of the six on there. Tina wasn't involved. Cheyenne might have been missing. So he didn't get everybody on there. And it was kind of jacked up anyway. So that's what I said Wednesday. And I kind of felt bad because it was messed up. A couple of people weren't on there. So everybody in the chatters box, some of you guys are now a two -time winner. And some of you guys are now a one -time winner.
Speaker: Yeah. All around push. Yeah. Yeah, it's a push. Everybody had great lists anyways. I know somebody got mad and said, they're not going to listen anymore. And I hope that wasn't the reason, uh, because I did try to fix it and I did try to correct it. I just didn't have time to make the, redo the list, but we have what that means. With that being said,
Speaker: Uh Jeffrey, Tony are you guys ready? You guys want to go ahead and... I'm waiting on y 'all. I am. I'm just kind of clearing out the old ones here of the list. I will try to get Mike to send us the list if he wants to get involved. I do have the emails, Michael, so I can... What in the actual fuck? Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Speaker: Tell Eleanor she's not allowed to send her a list. Oh, she's in the chat. Yeah, you're not allowed. Was she not allowed? She'll know once I start spouting off my bullshit list that I'm just pulling out of my ass. So did we agree on blue, correct?
Speaker: As long as, in all one color, and as long as everything looks clear on there, I don't care what color. It is blue, orange. I can change the colors later. One color for us, one color for the Chatter's box, because the way you did the Chatter's box last week, outside of missing people and stuff like that, that color and the way it looked was perfect. Even when I screenshot or I saved the picture, it came up and it was perfect. So I do have Elinor's.
Speaker: I have, uh, Vicki's and I have Betty's for this week. So we got Eleanor, Vicki and Betty for this week. Jumping in. So, so technically, uh, Tony's supposed to go first, then Michael, then myself, then Chris. If I'm not mistaken. Because Tony's never gone first.
Speaker: Right. Well, we tried to let him go first. I've never gone second to last, so. Well, Mike has come first. Eleanor, I think he's hating because you probably got some of the same picks he has. Yeah, I think so. Well, in all honesty, I don't have any picks. But before we, she had a good damn list, didn't she?
Speaker: Just real quick, remind everybody who the champ is. What am I at? Eight in a row? Nine overall? Seven in a row? Seven in a row? Eight total? Nine total? I don't know. How many wins does Jeff and Tony have combined?
Speaker: This could be your guys this week because I literally have nothing. Nothing's wrong with your list. But there are two of them on your list that I were first thoughts last weekend. That means you had a good list, Lee. That's what I'm getting. I think I'm gonna do red for everybody. And without, as long as it shows up, man, red, as long as red's not too bright and it clashes with the black, because a lot of times when you, when you save the video, uh,
Speaker: or when you post the picture and I try to save it or whatever, it causes a blur with the color. Right. And that's what's happening with it. And I don't know why it does that. I still wouldn't. I'll just say, Eladore, nevermind, I won't say anything, because Tony's seen your list. Oh, thank you, Sadie. I appreciate that. There'll be my two and three pick. I will see if I can get Michael's list.
Speaker: Yeah, that's exactly what we were just saying, Betty. Last week, even though the Chatter's Box was a little crazy, it looked fantastic. Right.
Speaker: Jeff, just write them. You need a piece of paper. I'm going to. Just write them out. Oh, I have it. I have it. Let me do your favor. Let Jeff do the report. So Tony's got. Did Mike get his, did he send in the response yet or no? I'm going to message him, so I'll read them off. I was going to say, if you guys on messenger type them up afterwards and send them to me, that way I can copy and paste. I can do that. That's no problem. Just put them in one, two, three, four, five order of pick. That's no problem. Pick y 'all in three minutes.
Speaker: We're just getting a piece of paper and a notepad because I don't have mine written down. I'm literally pulling my out of my fucking ass right now Yeah He has to show up he has to show up and he has to do the bliss that's his two jobs
Speaker: That's because I have a full -time job that I work for. You don't have any other than just showing up, Tony. I'll be thinking. I got to be creative. Well, Mr. Creative, Captain Creative over here, George's first black superhero. Do we have any information from Mike yet? Has he returned a message at all?
Speaker: I messaged him, I haven't heard back, but I will read his list off after we're all done. And I will copy it. He hasn't sent his list in already. He hasn't sent it to me yet, but he said he could send it to me.
Speaker: Because if he has a pick that we have, I don't want him getting ruled out. You know how we do. Right. So as long as I can message him, if one of us, I mean, I can read his off as we go. OK, I'm going to keep him in order. Yeah, let's do that. Ask him for his picks, and he can send you his picks so we can submit them. I'm waiting to hear back. Somebody's already taken his number two or whatever. And he got the number two. Oh, no, go with what I have for the first time. I act like this is the first time we've ever done a damn starting five.
Speaker: We all do we all are we all extremely properly I am going to start this shit off With the careful thought and I'm going to start this shit off with a one movie villain That was one of the most evil people at his time when the movie came out and that is going to be Richard Dawson's character in the running man Okay, and what's the character? I fucking forgot
Speaker: Well, my lady is at her house. Jeff's wife is probably in the other room, and Tony likes to hold up muscle Latino men. Yeah, I think it was Killian. Hey, so what does Mike have? His bocce cheese.
Speaker: If I don't if I don't have it and he picked something that we that we picked Like six to eight that we can actually well He hasn't messaged me back. I messaged him. He hasn't even opened it yet so what I'll do we'll go ahead and make our picks if we have any picks that are the same and
Speaker: I'll have an alternate. I'll do that for mine. Well, I'll just have him pick an alternate. It'll be easier for us if I just have him. And then what I'll do is I'll screenshot a picture of his list and I'll send it to you, Jeff. Sounds good. Or I'll type it all out if we need to fix it.
Speaker: Okay. Well, and I'll type it out and send it to you. For my number one, I'm going to go with the craziest woman on the planet. She was, she was, she was downright evil played by Miss Kathy Bates. Yes. Her character name was Annie Wilkes from Misery. You have no, yeah, I thought about her. You have noticed me, like I got to walk away. I just got scared.
Speaker: Right? That better scare the shit off me. Because when she broke those ankles, damn it scares the shit off me. Still to this day. So what do you got, Mr. Chris? I have, and I'm trying to look up his character's name.
Speaker: Okay. You know what, Jeff? If I may, you know, that wasn't her only evil character. Oh, no. Dude. Dude. Kathy Bates. Kathy Bates. Kathy Bates is praised by Tyler Perry. She was a mother. Yeah. Yeah. She was.
Speaker: Kathy Bates is amazing. And she's another one of those recurring characters on American Horror Story. She's so goddamn good on American Horror Story. She's scary. Oh my god. Yeah. She's scary. Even when she's funny. She's not always funny. She's not afraid to make fun of herself. She's awesome. Kathy Bates is American. She's not always. I know we say this. This word is used too much. But she's an icon.
Speaker: She's an American. Yes. She is a theater. She is a silver screen icon. Yes. Silver screen icon. If you want to just give me his, his, the actor's name, I can look it up, Chris. I got it. I just, I just had to. Siri, that shit. I'm about to make a change now that I mentioned it. Yeah, see? There she go. I'm about to make a change. Yeah. This one, this way I'll make sure that Mike, this is picking, but I'm about to make a big change.
Speaker: Holy shit, I don't know how I forgot about this one. Oh. Yeah, that's your ass. If you're thinking about the one I got for my number two. Okay. That would be best because I want to announce this one because when I saw the movie, I was, I'm still mad at the bitch. That's a man. And I saw the movie 20 years ago and I'm still mad at this bitch.
Speaker: unless you know my boy like that. I think I know who it is. Well, you might. It's a classic. Well, with my number one pick, I love this actor, too. And he kind of come out of nowhere. Mr. Kristoff, what was on your backup? I haven't even made my pick. Not you. I'm talking about Carl's Hawk.
Speaker: Let's let's let's calm down in the chatters box. Let's stop shouting out man. Give us ideas Literally, we're literally picking as we as we talk and I have nobody so I'm I'm literally winging mine as we go, but Kristoff waltz Inglorious bastards Colonel hands Hans Landa you motherfucker and that was one of the nastiest motherfucking Nazis to ever
Speaker: be played on the goddamn big screen. I never saw that movie. Really? Oh, do yourself a favor. Watch it, Mark. Do yourself a favor. It's so good. When you first meet him, holy shit. Dude, last night, last night, last night, when we were talking about Eli Roth, an Inglourious Bastards, he plays the Bear Jew. And he is, he's a monster. Dude. Yeah, he is. He will love Eli Roth. Eli Roth. And I'm not, I like, I like Brad Pitt.
Speaker: He's not one of my favorite actors. He has movies that I like. Brad Pitt was so perfect. So perfect. The entire cast. It's a Quentin Tarantino film. Christopher Waltz is a phenomenal actor. I've never seen him in a bad movie.
Speaker: We were talking a while back about Tarantino guys. Waltz, Christoph Watts. Waltz is a Tarantino guy. Yeah, he's a Tarantino guy. He's in Django. He's never been bad. He's always spot on. Yeah, he's been in Django. You see a role he's in. He was in Hayboy. You can't go, oh, X would have done better. You're talking about the guy that was the marshalling Django.
Speaker: No. Yeah. The one that was was the the quote unquote dentist that Jamie Foxx hanging out with. Yeah. Yeah. That's dude. That's dude. Golf Hawk. Golf Hawk is is this a friend of yours? There's somebody that we know. Golf Hawk is somebody. That's what you do.
Speaker: Maybe I do know there's a YouTube follower. He said number two click after breakup dudes fucking bonkers Okay, so Two and three sir two and three yeah
Speaker: Do you really want to just change my mind as I just changed my mind? You really want to ask me this? I know. And if you steal mine, I'm going to come all the way to Georgia. Your ass. I hope your passport is current. I believe that. Go ahead. It's on its way. Go ahead. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, haps does podcasts and Spotify is Twitter's Facebook is all he is everywhere. My number two pickers. I just changed my mind. Jeeves, how you doing?
Speaker: Let me get her name for you. I guess it is a shoot. I'm going to narrow it down so everybody can start off. Be careful. We'll stuff together. I will book my ticket, sir. I'm going to give you time right now to go ahead and pull up your airline. You don't know what you're doing. But being that you have to look up her character's name, I think I'm safe. Lynn Whitfield.
Speaker: from a thin line between Love and Hate. Oh, I forgot about her name. Oh, it was Brandy Webb, B -R -A -N -D -I. Brandy Webb? Webb, W -E -B. Brandy Webb. Let me be clear. Let me be controversial. Let me be still. E -I? Wait, wait, who is it? No, no, Webb. Geez, what's with Love and Hate?
Speaker: That's the one that had Martin Lawrence and Bobby Brown in it. Yeah. All right, what's number three? People do not understand. Men will not date her after that movie. I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it. She was bad in that movie, but she was worse in Madea's family reunion. She was the mother. She was the mother. She's that one bitch that you were just like, I hate it. Oh, I hate that movie. She was the mother that told her daughter, it's OK to get your asshole by your husband.
Speaker: I only just started watching Taylor Perry movies the other day when I watch Why did I get married? Alrighty for my next pick cuz you all have truly hurt yourselves with this one Pull that back up From Sin City, okay I'm taking the character Kevin
Speaker: that was played by Elijah Wood. Yes. Oh, nice. That was the one with the nails. Yeah. Yeah. And he did say a fucking word. He didn't say a fucking word. He said he didn't even scream. He just gonna close your eyes while you can even buy wolves. That's the one. Yeah, that was fucked up. Well, for my number two. Wait until you hear about 203. I'm gonna go with the person to this day. Now, this movie was made in the 70s.
Speaker: And I'm still pissed at this bitch. Nurse Ratchet from one flew over the Koopu's nest. I see her. Some of you don't want to kill that bitch. That's not who I thought, but that's good. And I'm going to go with the lowest of low hanging fruit. I'm going to go with Biff Tannen from Back to the Future. Yeah, I see that. I was like, nah, that's too weak. That's pretty low. It's weak, but I had to do it. That's pretty low. All right. Boys, for my two and one. What? How do we not have that as a one -liner?
Speaker: For my number two and three I got it. I got a two for I got a double double I Got I got a I got a double I got a double team, but I got a double team on Kevin Spacey for you. I
Speaker: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. Mr. Kaiser fucking Sosay. And then while I'm on Kevin Spacey being a bad guy, usual suspects. And while I'm on Kevin Spacey right now on that kick, what's in the box? What's in the box? Mr. John Doe from Seven.
Speaker: Brad Pitt kind of played the hell out of that one part right there. That movie was so goddamn good. That entire cast was good. That whole cast was so good. That's where Eleanor and I said that her and I had, but yours is fine because you're in the chatter's box.
Speaker: That was the first two, because I literally did not even think about the list at all this week. And I started thinking about it a little bit today. And I was like, the first two names that popped up was Kaiser Sosay and John Doe from those movies. Kevin Spacey is, you say what you say about Kevin Spacey, but he is a badass actor. I'll tell you what, you want to - I never heard nothing bad about that movie, Golf Hawk. I'm not going to lie, I heard nothing bad. It's that she was out of her damn mind in that movie. What's that? Oh, Ma. Oh, OK, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: You want to see a really good Kevin Spacey. Chris, I don't think you'd like the show, but Kevin Spacey's character. Yeah, House of Cards. House of Cards is genius. Tony, you might get a kick out of, he plays a Democrat. Fuck you. It's really good though. It's really good. He really is. It's got Jenny from Forrest Gump, Robin Wright.
Speaker: In the first 10 minutes if you watch the first episode 10 minutes in you're hooked when he stares at the screen and you know Tony might like it because it's got all that political crazy. It's a lot of political shit In the very first episode
Speaker: There's a dog hit by a car, and he goes up and he looks at the camera, and you don't see it. It's shown off screen, but he's strangling the dog so it doesn't suffer. He goes, I hate when things are, what? I hate merciless suffering, and he's strangling the dog. It's fucked up. It's such a good show. I think you're right, buddy. It did pull over. He showed up in Netflix. You're right.
Speaker: Did they? Yeah, they did. I swear they still are. Yeah, they did. Yeah, because he got canceled for being our predator, quote, unquote, predator, sexual harassment. It's worth the watch, though. It's good. Well, Robin Wright told him his character. Like I said, regardless of what anybody says about him. His character died after that allegations of sexual harassment came out. Regardless of what anybody says about him or anything like that, the dude's an amazing actor, good guy, bad guy, indifferent. He's Kevin Spacey as fuck. So you're number four, Tony.
Speaker: Oh. Oh, and for those of you who are new up here, I keep lists. Y 'all don't understand. I got two more for the list on paper. Absolutely. We've had this conversation more than once. My number four. I think I've dug deep enough. I'm gonna stick to the crates. I'm gonna take Gary Busey's character for lethal weapon. Mr. Joshua. Nice. Mr. Joshua.
Speaker: Dip it into my world with a lethal weapon. Thank you, buddy. Thank you. It did not come up on my radar actually. I didn't want to be yelled at again this week for taking low -hanging fruits. You're going to get yelled at. You yelled at everybody else for that. I ain't yelling at nobody. I tried to say you guys you did a good job. I'm over here being supportive. I don't agree with the character's actions and I might catch shit for the movie.
Speaker: But I believe it's Christian Bale that played this character. American Psycho? No. Armon Goeth. No, that's not Christian Bale. That movie is way too old for Christian Bale. Not Christian Bale. What's his name? Who am I thinking of? I can't remember his name. I gotcha. Hey, Gold.
Speaker: I actually did think about Schindler's List. That was Ralph Theodist. Yeah, Ralph Fiennes. Ralph Fiennes. Ralph Fiennes.
Speaker: damn good movie. I mean, he does it so well that you believe he was that. That movie is so goddamn good. We had to watch it in high school. Yeah, we had to watch it in high school. And I watch it like once a year anyways, just because it's such a good movie. And, you know, it's one of those never forget kind of deals. But fuck, he's so good in that. I don't know why I said Christian Bellwood. Chris, you're number four.
Speaker: I'm trying to think on the fly here. You did say no horror movies, so I gotta make another switch. Yeah, I'm trying to think on the fly here, cuz like I said, I did not make a list, so I'm trying to think on the fly. Well, I literally made my list in about five minutes, boys. I didn't mind when we said it, but we had to change it too. Right. I wouldn't call Dexter a bad guy. No, Dexter's technically a good guy.
Speaker: And I love that show. And have you seen New Blood yet? Not yet. I gotta try to find it. I have to watch. It's a miniseries. It's like 10 to 12 episodes. It's good. Yeah, like I said, like I said, I did not make a list at all. But since this gentleman, if you guys could tell me if he classifies as a bad guy, but this guy was in a movie with another guy. But first rule about Fight Club, we'll talk about Fight Club. Tyler Durden, Brad Pitt. Okay.
Speaker: If he's not, if he's not a bad guy, I'll change it up. I'll think of somebody else real quick. Tony, I'm going to refer this to you because I technically see him as a good guy. Roll with it. Because Ed Norton was the good personality. He was kind of fed up with everything. Yeah, OK. He was kind of the normal guy. And then Brad Pitt's character was I'm going to watch the world burn. He had an evil personality. So I would say yes. It would be my vote. OK.
Speaker: So Tyler Durden from Fight Club, Brad Pitt. Eleanor said he would have been a villain. Betty said she thinks he's a villain. He's an anti -hero. OK. Yeah, anti -hero. I would go with more. But we'll keep him as a villain. Because technically, he's not the best guys. But his whole purpose was to pull Edward Norton's character out of his funk. Yes. Yeah, but it was kind of like an alter ego. He was an alter ego. Oh, yeah, he was a hunter. Alter ego.
Speaker: Yeah, so that's what I said. Ed Dworkin was kind of the good guy. He is the 100 % opposite of Ed Dworkin's character. Which Ed Dworkin's character's name was the narrator. Yeah. Well, like I said, I would give it up to you guys if you guys said it was okay. If not, then we'll try to think of somebody else. You did say go horror movies, right? No horror movies. Go horror movies. That's a whole other list.
Speaker: because this mess guy that I had, I had to change up a purpose based on their standards. Don't hang your food. Don't hang your food it is. Don't hang your food it is. Thanos. That's too long. Permented fruit. That's just wine at this point. It's pretty simple. I'm going to take Aegis Smith off of the Matrix.
Speaker: Okay. Talk about low -end fruit. I mean, shit, you changed the stand as well, something to do. I didn't change anything. I paid the rules. That's a machi -chi, yeah. It's a machi -chi. Well, because you guys bitched about horror characters. We didn't bitch. We were just trying to... My number five. I think horror characters should be a totally different list. No, I totally agree. And I'm good with that. I'm glad we did that. I did glad we did that, because that was going to be... It just makes another episode of it. Yeah.
Speaker: Well for my number five, I'm going with the ultimate bad guy. I'm going with Anton from No Country from Old Ben.
Speaker: That movie was so bad. I know, I haven't, I've never seen it. So fucking much. That movie, that movie, I watched that movie, I've watched that movie twice because I watched it the first time and it was so hyped up and got so much credit and so much praise. I didn't like it. I was like, let me watch it a second time and see if maybe, you know, maybe I'm just feeding into the hype and I'm expecting more. That movie was so fucking bad. It's, it's, it, it got a lot of praise for the people that was in it more than anything.
Speaker: Yeah, the cast was amazing. And the guy who played Anton, he's got that bowl cut. He was an alright villain. It's not a bad pick, that's all I'm saying. He was an alright villain, but that movie was so bad. Well, I've never actually seen it because I've only heard bad things about the fact that it's a bad movie.
Speaker: bad guys in movies. Well, I was digging into the movies that I knew before I had to dig anything up. And I was trying to remember everybody was like, you're a bad villain, or the worst character out there. When you took the horror out, that knocked my lips halfway down. But I understood that. Well, Chris, what is your number five? I was actually kind of surprised this guy lasted and did not get picked. Now, again. You don't refer to us?
Speaker: i will refer to you guys because the movie is not technically a horror movie it is a crime drama quote -unquote thriller okay okay no horror rating at all i wouldn't i wouldn't call it a horror rated movie uh... it was uh... it was a thriller crime drama mind fuck type movie okay but i'm gonna go with an iconic and i do mean iconic actor
Speaker: Okay. I'm probably gonna fuck this up, but Mr. Anthony Hopkins as Dr. Hannibal Lecter. Uh, was on my backup, but I was like too low hanging fruit, but okay, I'll give it to you. Well, not really low hanging fruit, but...
Speaker: That has more and I want you guys to decide if it's if it's horror if it's horror and you think it's horror It's more of a thriller because horror has more gore. Yes. It was a mine. It was a crime drama is what I always thought it was When he gave a kid a piece of that brain on the plane, I was done
Speaker: What he did, wait, wait, what he did to my man Ray Liotta, that motherfucker was literally cutting his brain out and cooking it while Ray Liotta was alive. Which movie are you taking? Which movie? It's not Silence. Silence of the Lambs. Silence of the Lambs. It wasn't the first one. Any of them. Yeah, there was like three of them. I just put Silence. That was a good franchise, actually. Was there four of them? I thought there was three. Yeah. There was Red Dragon. Red Dragon has got Ed Norton in it. Yeah, Red Dragon. Well, Red Dragon takes place before...
Speaker: Hannibal takes place after silence, right? Yes, it's a thriller. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, it's a little slow burn, but it's good. Yeah, it's a real slow burn, but it
Speaker: It's one of those shows that you have to really get into it to watch it. I've watched bits and pieces of it. I would like to sit down and watch it. Tony and I talked about a couple of mind -fuck -ass movies.
Speaker: Michael Douglas. What's his name? Michael Douglas, yeah. I haven't seen that in decades. That was a good one. I remember it was good. That's a good fucked up movie. The whole time it was all made up and you're like, wait, what? Yeah. OK, so there was four movies. OK. And this is technically, this is how they go. There was four. Chronological Order for the Hannibal Lecter film series. Hannibal Rising was the first one. Hannibal Rising. Those would have been, yes. Red Dragon. In Time Order, not Time Order. Yes. No, the Chronological Order.
Speaker: Hannibal rising, Red Dragon or Manhunter, which Manhunter came out in 1986, Red Dragon came out in 2002, Silence of the Lambs, and then Hannibal. Hannibal was the last in the
Speaker: We left him out. Hans Gruber's not Simon. No, no. He's talking to Simon. Jeremy. Oh, Simon. Oh yeah. Hans's brother. Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right.
Speaker: Oh, I 100 % agree. It's also a Christmas movie. I 100 % agree. Even though, even though Bruce Willis says Die Hard is not a Christmas movie, fuck Bruce Willis. He's a fucking liar is what he is. He's a fucking goddamn liar. Bruce Willis, with his New Jersey ass, that this native New Yorker say, yes, the fuck it is. And you know what? When I see him at the next Christmas party, I'll tell him, you know? He's a kid, but let him know that. Yeah, well, he'll be here. Oh, Bruno! Hey, Bruno, knock out!
Speaker: I was gonna look for this Seagroos wine cooler singing ass. You tell him I said what? What did you say, Negroes? No, I said Seagroos wine cooler. Well, Tony, you're in luck because Bruce and I happen to be hanging out tomorrow. So it's gonna be nice. She's gonna come over. We're gonna throw a couple burgers on the grill. We're gonna have a couple beers. You know, I'll let him know. I'm gonna hold my brother. Come down to the coast. Let's have a few laughs.
Speaker: God damn, that diehard movie was so bad. That last movie was so bad. Have you seen the coolest Christmas ornament ever? Look up the coolest Christmas ornament ever. The Nakatomi Towers blowing up? No, no, no. That's the topper. There's a Christmas ornament that is a little box with a picture of Bruce Willis holding the lighter and it's wrapped in tin foil. Oh, nice. It's dope as fuck. There's plans on the internet on how to make it. And I'm like, oh, I'm in.
Speaker: I've yet to make it, but I want to because it will go on the tree and I want to make a Christmas topper of Nakatomi Tower with the explosion. Gentlemen, we're going over to the top five list of the top five movie sidekicks. I see it already. Ooh, that's a good call. Sidekicks? Sidekicks, as in like Sam Jackson and Die Hard with a Vengeance.
Speaker: There's an orgyle from Die Hard Kicky. Argyle. Boobs. That's a good one. I'll be thinking, man. Think about it. Nino Brown, New Jack City. Nice pull. Who wasn't really a bad guy? Not to me. I don't know. I've never seen him. No, he wasn't really a bad guy. I wouldn't say Nino Brown. I've only seen, like, for instance. Because the movie was about him.
Speaker: Right. He was about his character. I mean, yeah, he was a bad guy. But when I was thinking of movie villains, I was thinking about there's a good guy and there's a bad guy. That's like that would be like that would be like saying they'd be like picking. They'd be like picking Scarface. Wait, wait, we're even. I never saw New York City. There you go. Yeah, that would be like picking Scarface as a as a villain. Right.
Speaker: You know, or if you went into, if you went into The Godfathers or Goodfellas movies. I have a question about Scarface. Is it race related? No. No, no, no. We're not taking questions. I have a question about Scarface. I have a question about Scarface. It's overrated as fuck. Thank you. That was my question. I always thought it was overrated. No, fuck you. No, sir. No, no, no. It's a good movie. It's a good movie. Don't get me wrong. The movie is about Scarface. I literally just did TikTok yesterday. What you go through.
Speaker: The movie is about becoming a drug dealer in the United States. Period. I can do that tomorrow. Yeah, but will you lose a friend to a chainsaw, is the question. We can all, yeah, I'll lose your ass to a chainsaw. I was supposed to say, I'll cut you off, Tony. I'll cut your ass, I'll cut you, I'll put the first cut into that chainsaw. What I say, what I say, I got two rules last night, Tony. Don't spit on me and don't play with my money. I said, I got two rules.
Speaker: Jeff could play with my money. I'll cut him up with a chainsaw to For your entire life until you see it It's hyped and hyped and hyped it when you see like this better be the greatest fucking movie ever
Speaker: I love Scarface. Citizen Kane is way overrated. I've heard Citizen Kane was huge. It's overrated. It's overrated. I love the Scarface movie. I love Al Pacino. He's one of my favorite actors. He's one of my favorite actors and the movie's fantastic. All I'm saying is that it's way overrated. Yes. You know a movie that did not give enough credit to me, but I loved it. What's that? Kevin Bacon. Media man. Kevin Bacon and John Goodman in death sentence.
Speaker: That was so goddamn good That was one of those revenge movies. That's what I told you guys That's what I told you guys to check out that Antonio Banderas movie acts of vengeance. It's got him and Carl urban in it And Robert De Niro
Speaker: where it's Robert De Niro killed, in the war, Robert De Niro killed... Right, leave the gun, take the canola.
Speaker: dude's, dude's family or something like that. And dude befriends Robert De Niro. Travolta befriends Robert De Niro and tries to kill him. It's a fucked up movie. Killing season. Killing season. Thank you. Thank you. That's the movie. It's fucked up. Yeah, like I said, watch, watch, you guys got to check out the movie that Antonio Banderas, it's Antonio Banderas, Carl Urban acts, acts of vengeance. Really good. And surprisingly, we were talking about Bruce Willis a few minutes ago.
Speaker: Bruce Willis redid Death Wish. I thought it was good. I thought it was good. Oh, dude, it was so good. And it had our boy in that movie, Jeff. Vincent D 'Onofrio. Oh, I love Vincent. He played his brother in the movie. I don't remember the name of the movie.
Speaker: But Vincent D 'Onofrio did a movie with, what's the guy from Running Scared to tap dance, the black man, what's his name? Gregory Hines. Gregory Hines plays a cripple in a wheelchair and Vincent D 'Onofrio plays an ex football player who is now blind and they're trying to do this like whitewater rafting tournament or something. Damn good fucking movie, can't remember what it's called. And I've always seen it.
Speaker: So I can ask you a question, Jeff, because we've played around with, you know, it's gonna come up, it's gonna happen eventually, starting five actors who are in everything, and I'm gonna say actors and or actresses, we're not gonna limit it to male or female. Vincent D 'Onofrio. He's too well known. Would he be one of those? You say Vincent D 'Onofrio, I know exactly who you're talking about. But the same thing with Danny Trejo.
Speaker: Danny Trejo, if you don't know... He's very well known. He's very well known. But he's in everything. You've been living under a rock. I'm talking about dude that I was talking about that's in Uncle Buck and Dumb and Dumber. What's a fucking dude's name? I gotta see. He probably won't come up on the cast of Dumb and Dumber. Dumb and Dumber cast. Really, dude? No, he does. He plays...
Speaker: Mike Star is his name, Joe Monta - Oh, that motherfucker's in everything. That's the clown in Uncle Block. He's obviously younger and he's into makeup, but unless you know it's him - Joe Miss Talino. Yeah, that's his character's name. But if you look, if you see him in Uncle Book, not Talino, it's his character's name. His real name is Mike Star. He's your stereotypical New Yorker Italian mafia looking guy. Mike Star.
Speaker: He was in the bodyguard. He was Kevin Costner's counterpart. Yeah, he was Kevin Costner's partner in the bodyguard. Kevin Costner replaced him. Yeah. But when you see him in Uncle Buck, unless you know it's Mike Starr, you have no fucking clue who that clown is. But as soon as you know, you hear his voice, and you're like, holy shit, it is. I got a voice for y 'all. I don't know who that is. I don't know if people listen to everything.
Speaker: The guy, there's a voice that are in two iconic movie franchises. James Earl Jones. Nope. Nope. Like I said, I do watch movies with white people. Just so you know. Everything the son touches. This guy's voice is in two iconic movies and you never really see his face because he's always in makeup or some shit. I got him down, but I love his voice the way he talks. Mark Ham.
Speaker: What's his name from the Joker and Batman? No That's Mark Hamill. Nope. He never did anything. He never did anything after the Batman It's like in the Pixar movies
Speaker: The dude that's, oh, he's in every one of, every one of Pixar movies, he plays Mac in Cars. That dude. Hold on a little bit. We walk in cars. Hold on, hold on, hold on. We know, wait, this tells a lot about our lives that we know way too much about movies and actors. We gotta watch this shit. Second of all, we also gotta - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm talking about - John Rat - The truck driver.
Speaker: Matt Martin, John Ratzenberger. That's the guy from Cheers? That's the guy from Cheers. That's the dude from Cheers. You want to talk about an iconic voice. He played the mailman. He was the mailman in Cheers. He was always at the bar. Was it Norm?
Speaker: Yeah, they were like best friends good romance, right No, I was just talking about our knowledge about our lives Is he really yeah he plays Mac
Speaker: There's a lot of actors The lady the lady who does
Speaker: This woman has gotten, she's been in movies. What is Tommy Rugrats? What is Tommy Rugrats? Got my iPad back, sorry.
Speaker: She's in a bunch of movies too. She's in a shitload of movies. The chick who plays, her name's E .G.
Speaker: She's a voice atta - she's a voice actress. But she does Tommy, she was in Rugrats, she was in Happy Feet, Powerpuff Girls. I mean, she's in every goddamn thing. I just want to hear you say Incredibles. Is she in Incredibles? Is she, uh, she was in, she's been in the Devil's Rejects as an actor. She was in Babe, Powerpuff, of course Rugrats. She played a sheep in Babe.
Speaker: Yeah, I think she was. She was in the little rascals. But she was in record Ralph.
Speaker: Like I said, if you look and see, like, she's done actual movies. She's the voice of Edna on The Incredibles. I don't think she was in The Incredibles. Yeah, you know Edna. The one that made the scene. Edna Mode. The lady that made the scene. I don't think I was, I don't think I was E .G. Edna from the character, The Incredibles. Fucking so lazy to tape it.
Speaker: Yeah, but who did her voice, dammit. Her voice was Brad Bird. It was done by a guy. Really? No, like I said, if you look up EG Daily, you'll see her and you'll know her, but she's been known as a voice actress her almost her entire career. EG Daily. And she's on TikTok and she kills me on TikTok. Oh, yeah, I've seen her. Yeah, she's on TikTok and she kills me on TikTok.
Speaker: I know who she is. Yeah, but the problem with having Vincent D 'Onofrio on like, cause he's on SV, what is it? SVU, right? He's on SVU. He was, he was the, Tony, I know you're going to hate me for this, but it is what it is. But he was, as far as Marvel goes, he was the best one to play Kingpin.
Speaker: Right. Well, I love Michael. Michael Duncan Clark as Kingpin and Daredevil. You know, I listen to Nafrio. You know, he was. He was the guy from the wilderness or that new Magnificent Seven. That's who he is.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, well on top of that you ever see he did a version of Of mice and men where he played Lenny and that's genius. It's genius much better than the other one with the other guy What else he did that was an outstanding movie that if you have not seen this I highly recommend it Run all night with Liam Neeson
Speaker: That movie, I did not think it was going to be good. I just threw it on in the background. I just threw it on in the background to have something on while I was doing other stuff. Hey, Michelle. Yes. Bye, Michelle. Don't even tell me for Christmas or good night. I see how it is. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I got headphones on. Yeah.
Speaker: No, I put that movie on just as a background movie because I was doing other stuff around the apartment Yes, and I look I was I was I was vacuuming the living room while I was on and I I was kind of watching it while I was vacuuming I was like turn the vacuum off and I did not move until the end of it that movie was so damn Did you see that movie where he was a snowplow driver in fucking like? It's on Netflix
Speaker: that was a remake that was a remake because the original that was a remake because the original movie the guy who uh the guy who played penny wise and then you know true blood the guy who uh the the tall lanky vampire their brother what are you talking about
Speaker: their dad that was her and that movie isn't that old but Liam Neeson they remade it with Liam Neeson because the original movie was here's my question in Finland or whatever country they're from when you when you hear the name Liam Neeson what movie comes to mind right away from your past and I'm not talking about taken but where were you introduced to Liam Neeson and I have the ultimate
Speaker: He was in Star Wars, but I don't watch Star Wars. Okay, give me a minute. I always think of him in the Patrick Swayze movie, Next of Kin. That man plays amazing fucking... He plays the brother of Patrick Swayze in Next of Kin.
Speaker: Patrick Swayze's brother plays his brother in Next to Kid. How the hell does that make you feel? How the hell does that make you feel if you are Patrick? Do you know who Patrick Swayze's brother is? Look him up right now. No, look up Patrick Swayze's real life brother. He's an actor. Look him up right now. And tell me how you did not shoot yourself in the face. He's a great actor. No, Don Swayze was not in
Speaker: Uh, next of kin. Yes, he was. Liam Neeson played... played, uh... what? Damn, he had a big family. Shit. Right. Liam Neeson played in... Mexican. Uh, I could've swore his actual brother was in next of kin. Don Swayze was in... Liam Neeson in next of kin. Yeah, I just don't remember. It's been so long since I've seen that. He plays Briar Gates.
Speaker: I'm trying to bring up a picture here. There he is. There he is. Patrick Swayze's brother. Chris. Don Swayze. Look at Don Swayze. Yeah, look at Don Swayze. You can tell me how to... Oh yeah, he was in Deadwood. He was great in Deadwood. Yeah, but I thought his actual brother was the next to him, so that's my bad. No, because Bill Pullman played his other brother, the one that gets killed.
Speaker: But how the hell, how the hell, how the hell does Don Swayze not want to kill himself being Patrick Swayze's brother? Because Patrick got all the fucking looks. He got, if there was good looks. He got it all. The motherfucker got it all. And then Don looks like an inbred from West Virginia. I'm just saying. Tell me he doesn't.
Speaker: They look like twins, bro. They look the same. They do not look like twins. They look a lot alike. You know he's Patrick Swayze's brother. I didn't know Liam Neeson was in the Deadpool with Clint Eastwood. This motherfucker been around for a minute. Oh, yeah, he's been around for a long time. Jesus Christ. But... Don Swayze? Yeah, Don Swayze. If Patrick and Don Swayze were twins, Patrick Swayze tried to eat him in the womb.
Speaker: No, yeah, that's what I'm saying. He looks like, he literally kind of reminds me of like if Patrick Swayze was hit by a truck. Yeah, but here's the thing, the dude is an amazing actor. He's just as good if not better than his brother. Just like Hemsworth, his brother acts good too.
Speaker: Liam is really good. Yeah. Yeah, but Liam makes me well, and that's the same thing with with with the scars guard boys Yeah, always scars guard boys and and dad and their dad and their dad I'll be the first to admit. I'm scared of my man. That's a good -looking cat He did do a move in his underwear, so I've never turned you on I
Speaker: My question does it have to be TV movies and cartoons I
Speaker: You just want TV shows We're gonna break god damn it I could watch Powerpuff girls until the cow come home. I could bring Robo take back the haps
Speaker: Okay I'll throw it up
Speaker: Let me go fried chicken real quick and then we'll read it off so Lafayette was a beast may you rest in peace, you know may you rest in peace that man Did you know Lafayette in the books? dies in like The first book I didn't watch my only don't watch that show cuz my wife
Speaker: That shit was porn with a plot, sir. I'm sorry. I've seen Anna Paquin naked more than I've seen my wife's. Because Anna Paquin is naked the entire show. You fucked everybody. That shit was ridiculous. I believe. I believe. And Jeff starts talking about naked chicks. And we were talking about True Blood.
Speaker: It's because somebody brought up True Blood, they brought up Lafayette. And Lafayette. I love that motherfucker. That dude cracks me up. The whole, the burger comes with, with, what is it, cheese, mayonnaise? Lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, and eggs. What was it? That was one of my favorite, I loved True Blood and that was one of my favorite characters. Well, that's what I was telling Tony. Well, that's what I was telling Tony. In the books, Lafayette.
Speaker: Okay, remember in the end of season. And I like Travis too. I liked her brother. That motherfucker was stupid. No, he's Australian. He's Australian. And when he talks in real life that dude's got a serious strong accent. Like makes Margot Robbie sound in there. But Lafayette character was supposed to die by the bad guy, the bad woman or whatever in the second season.
Speaker: But everybody liked his character so much. They re -changed everything. Yeah. All right, so let's rock this out. Sorry, Betty. Thank you for reminding us. We totally forgot about the Tigers, by the way. We just got three of them here. Just because it's the first one here, we'll start with Eleanor. She's got Amon Gohth from Shinler's List. She's got Kaiser Sose from The Usual Suspects.
Speaker: Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter? Yeah, I could see that one. It's kind of like Voldemort's sidekick. She's also got John Doe from Seven. She's also got Hans Landa from Inglourious Basteries. Both on my backups. Both Chris Stoll from me. She's got Scar from Lion King.
Speaker: And I really wanted to go to the Disney World. I was going to pick Jafar. Yeah, I was going to go to Jafar and Scar, but I didn't want to get yelled at for low hanging herbs. But they were both really good. I don't think cartoons. Yeah. I don't think. And then she's also got the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. The who? Oh, snap. The child catcher. I don't know. I don't think I've ever seen that movie. I've seen it once.
Speaker: but I know the soul forever. Chitty bang, bang, chitty, chitty, bang, bang. And just so you know, Eleanor, I did not look at your list and take three of your five picks. I had those three right off the bat when I started thinking about. Vicky got, Vicky got her list in. Uh, she's got, uh,
Speaker: Voldemort I don't think he's a villain. I think he was the hero of Harry Potter, but teacher She's also got Maleficent from Maleficent which again I am not a big fan of Angelina Jolene
Speaker: What are you talking about? She's the ultimate Disney villain. What are you talking about? She was betrayed. And that's why she became a villain. So technically, the dude that brought her to the village to get her fucking wings cut off, that's the bad guy. She's still a villain at the end of the day. She's a villain. She had, from Thor or Avengers or anything, but we'll go with Thor, Loki.
Speaker: Loki. Okay. I didn't even look at Vicki. I didn't even I didn't look at anybody's list other than then. Eleanor's because it came in during the show. So I'm opening these for the first time Vicki also had Tyler Durden.
Speaker: She's got Tyler Durden from Fight Club and she has From Inglorious Bastards, Hitler.
Speaker: Who was doing that who was doing that Wednesday night when we announced it in the chatters box They were like, oh it was Alex, my buddy Alex. He was like the Viet Cong You know what I just thought of a good one brick top from snatch
Speaker: The old man, Bricktop. You ever seen Snatch with Brad Pitt? No. Ah, I haven't watched it all the way through. Like, there's some pieces of it. Bricktop's the old man that Jason Statham is the only guy he's like in the room. Like your pixel meat.
Speaker: Well, okay, okay, I found it. There's three black guys in that movie. That doesn't count as a white guy. Okay, Betty, Betty's still here. One black guy, that's a white movie. I'm looking at, I'm looking. Calm down, calm down, BLM and Ku Klux Klan over there. I need you guys to calm down.
Speaker: I do gotta ask you guys a question. I just looked at it. I just looked at it here. She's got Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs, Jack Torrance from The Shining, or Thriller.
Speaker: Mindfuck. Thriller. Thriller, not real. I would go Thriller. It was a mindfuck. I'd go Thriller. Yeah. Yeah, it was a psychological thriller. He was actually number one on the list of 35 top bad guys in movies that are not horror. She's also got Nurse Ratchet. Yeah. And she's got the Wicked Witch of the West from Wizard of Oz. Nice pull. So here's her number one pick. And I did not pick him because he was one of the ones I thought of.
Speaker: because I didn't know where this would land. Norman Bates from Psycho, a thriller. That was a horror of a back in the day. Back in the day, that was a horror. It was a horror. So here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Instead of making her, if it's a horror, we say it's a horror, how about I throw a twist on it?
Speaker: Shit, we did say movies, didn't we? We didn't say TV. No TV. No TV. Because that's a whole lot of movies. I think it was a thriller. I don't think of Alfred Hitchcock as whore. I don't either. I don't either. I think thrill. Back in the day, Horwood did that. Yeah, technically. So yeah, suspense. There we go. That's what I was trying. That was the word I was trying to think of. Suspense thriller. Because there wasn't a whole lot of blood in that movie. No. No, it was just the one scene where Jamie Lee Curtis' mom got killed. Right.
Speaker: It was a thriller. It was a suspense. It was a psychological thing. Exactly. It's a psychological thriller. I debated it because he was one of the ones I thought of and I was like, because the remake of Psycho, the remake of Psycho was more horror than Thrillist. If it's made by Hitchcock... I took normal beats and Darth Vader off of mine.
Speaker: I had both Darth Vader with it so easy and I guarantee when I get my surest Darth Vader's on there. Mike stopped Darth Vader. I didn't even think to pull from the hat. He's got Khan. He's got Darth Vader. He's got.
Speaker: He's got Baltimore. How much you want to bet? How much you want to bet? He's got Con. Oh, shit. He said Con. I got five on him. I actually have no idea. I actually think Mike is going to surprise us with his list in all honesty. I haven't heard back from him. I did message him in action. There's going to be a big one that's so obscure that none of us have heard of it.
Speaker: So let me ask you this. Oh, yeah. That's my thing. That's what he does. That's what he does. That's what I love about Mike, because he throws out those things where I'm like, fuck, I got to love that shit. You're like, what the hell? We got his five in there, too, right? I don't have it yet. I did message him. He has not messaged me. No, who's going to be on his list? I'm going to call it right now. The dude from Last of Mohegans. The guy from that speech that he killed. The guy who died. The white guy who got killed. The white guy who died. He's going to be the bad guy. Get your fucking teeth.
Speaker: Whitebeard I have not gotten his I have not gotten his he actually hasn't even looked at my message yet. So Yeah, hopefully as soon as as soon as I get it Jeff I'll send it over to you go for your chicken
Speaker: I already did. Oh, yeah, we did what we were talking about Anna pack one naked. Yeah I wanted that movie Swear it up and down. She tasted like honey. No
Speaker: But when you've been the first we have to go to first, we have to go to break. We're going to break with. We're going to break. He says, he says, fuck you, Tony. I know how to make you leave. Right. I don't know. I'm going to get you to two for two. I'm pushing the button. I'm pushing the button right now.
Speaker: We're going to break. Here's Blacktop Mojo with the cover of In Color done by Jamie Johnson. It's a country cover, but I love this fucking song. If you're not already, make sure you follow Blacktop Mojo on all social media and everywhere you stream music. Fuck you, Tony.
Speaker: I said, grandpa, what's this picture here? It's all black and white, and it ain't real clear as that's you there. He said, yeah, I was 11. Your times were tough back in 35. It was me and Uncle Joe just trying to survive a cotton farm.
Speaker: great depression and if it looks like we were scared and down like a couple of kids just trying to save each other you should have seen it
Speaker: This one here was taken overseas And never held in 1943 In a rare time You could almost sing in my breath And that was my tail coming low Johnny McKeown's eyes were changed in the mornings And they had my back right through the day
Speaker: And it looks like we were scared in there Like a couple of kids just trying to save each other You should've seen it in comes
Speaker: just worth a thousand words but you can't see what that will say to make you cover you should have seen it in code
Speaker: This one here is my favorite one This is me and grandma and the summer sun and all dressed up The day we set our vows
Speaker: You can't tell it here but it was hot that June And then Rose is red and her eyes were blue Just look at that smile I was so proud That's the story of my life
Speaker: You were scared to death like a couple of kids just trying to save each other You should've seen it in income Well, the pictures were the thousand words But you can't see what those days have made keep coming You should've seen it in income
Speaker: And welcome back to Nonsense When Nonsense with everybody. Hopefully you're enjoying the show. Appreciate y 'all listening, appreciate y 'all hanging out. We're not gonna talk about it because as we discovered that I am a god with editing and I can fix everything. That was Blacktop Mojo with their cover of In Color. I love that song. It reminds me of having conversations with my grandfathers. So that is,
Speaker: very personal and a personal favorite of mine. But yeah, if you've never listened to Blacktop Mojo, make sure you guys are checking them out everywhere you stream music, check them out on all social media, show them some love and let them know that we sent you. Also, while you're doing all that, make sure you guys check that out as well. Go give us a follow, go give us a like, go give us a share on all social media, at nonsensical nonsense. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and the Tikki Toki. Shut up, Tony.
Speaker: to join us live here every Monday I hate both of you
Speaker: Benny told me to push the button. Benny told me to push the button. I pushed the button. You know, Chris, excuses are like assholes. I said, we're not going to talk about it. So when I fix it and I edit it, nobody will know. But here we are. We're talking about it. Yeah, I fucked up. And I ended the broadcast. And now I have to fix it. I have to edit it back together and make it sound perfect. But it doesn't even matter.
Speaker: Listen, the microphone ain't leaking more than different sounds of the fucking screen and you still hit those sends of bitches.
Speaker: You've been in here more than four episodes You've been in here more than four episodes You've been in here more than four episodes You've been in here more than four episodes You've been in here more than four episodes You've been in here more than four episodes You've been in here more than four episodes
Speaker: I did too, you were like push the button, push the button. Dang it, it was fucking Tony, end. That's a great, so when I fix it, I merge it, all they're gonna hear is fuck you Tony, and then Blacktop Mojo come in, and Blacktop Mojo didn't even make it. Yeah, they made it, trust me, I'm that damn good, they fixed it. And I know you guys are yelling at me at these fucking Snapchats here. Here, let's see.
Speaker: You hit the fucking button!
Speaker: Way to go slap nuts from Tony and Snapchat. What the fuck? Anyway, let me restart. If you guys are not already, give us a follow on all social media at nonsensical nonsense.
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Speaker: Thatgmail .com. Oh boy. You can email us just how stupid I am for hitting the wrong fucking buttons. You know, whatever. Two weeks in a row. Two weeks in a row. Two weeks in a row. Two times. Two times champion of fucking everything up. Oh shit. Thatgmail .com. Damn this shit was great. Oh that shit was great.
Speaker: I was looking right at it I was looking I was looking right at that motherfucker and I was like don't hit the instream Don't hit the instream. Oh you hit the instream. You dumb son of a your microphone's here and leave it here I'm trying to turn my camera off man. They're like No, I'm not on my phone. I'm on my laptop, but Benny told me to hit the button Okay
Speaker: That's my sit -ups for the day right now. Three minutes in on the newest, uh, on YouTube is where that audio is. The audio of your Snapchat? Yeah. Well, screen record it and send it to me. I want to try. I got to figure out how in this new phone. You can't make this shit up while I don't care what nobody says.
Speaker: This is my genius at work. Maybe I did it on purpose. Maybe I did it on purpose. This is my genius at work. Humble click over here. I did it intentionally.
Speaker: There's that I also got But hey John John's been around and John said he has never seen Tony. Well, I have uncontrollably before so that's a win in my book That is a win in my book John. I promise you have you've been a lot of my broadcast. I promise you see the act up on Just give me the fucking win. Just give me the fucking win. Thank you Cameron and thank you also wicked I wish I seen the the hearts as well that you said I appreciate we appreciate all those awards and all that stuff
Speaker: I don't ask for them but if you guys send them we'd definitely appreciate it. I said hey to you. I'm sorry I was trying to get through my intro.
Speaker: That's two. Two. One button. A two button. Well, I'm trying to, I'm trying to catch my up to my, my starting five champions. You want to roll Jackass. Oh Lord. Yeah. I know it is what it is. I, you know,
Speaker: Unfortunately people who keep telling me I have one job, I don't have one job. I've got a fucking buffet plate full of jobs. And the goofy bastard in the Dexter's laboratory shirt is trying to give me his one job. What is his fucking sister's name in Dexter's laboratory?
Speaker: That show cracked me up, man. That little fucking kid cracked me the hell up. Easy John, a one. A two. How many rows? Her name's Dee Dee, by the way. Dee Dee. Dee Dee, keep talking about the laboratory. I sent you on Facebook Messenger, the screen recording. All right, here it is.
Speaker: I can't hear like these headphones are like noise canceling so I can barely hear myself talk when I talk in my dumbass instead of turning my camera off I ended the entire fucking stream right before we went to break and
Speaker: That's it. Let's see. I'm sorry.
Speaker: And it was the second Saturday in a row that I did that. That's going to end up on a t -shirt. Oh, you hit the fucking button. I'll work on it. Maybe tomorrow. Oh, shit. This motherfucker is legit going to send me this. This motherfucker is going to send me his goddamn novels for his fucking list. And I'm going to get each one after another.
Speaker: And it's gonna be, each one, it's gonna go, so in this movie, this guy was really crazy bad. And you're like, Jesus Christ, just give me the fucking name, Mike. Or the chocolate farm. I will say, I will say, I will say two for two Disney animated movies. Yeah. For Michael, which doesn't surprise me. Yeah, so far.
Speaker: We're gonna watch this in real time, folks. Hold up, I can get you guys there. As they slowly pop up? Yeah. Just send me five names. He's probably dropping. Huh?
Speaker: He's got Monsieur Claude Frollo from Disney's Hunchback and Notre Dame. Ursula from The Little Mermaid. I love this dude. He really does. He cracks me up. I'm not being mean to it. That's actually not a bad pull. Ursula was a fucking cunt. Yeah, that was good. That was good. That was good. Well, okay, Jeff. How do you really feel? Oh, I'm just saying.
Speaker: I'm not being mean. No, I'm not being mean. This is all in jokes. This is one of those things about Michael. We've done so many shows together that we know how the four of us are thinking. Yeah. This is one of those things about Michael that we enjoy that cracks us up. It's not in any mean or it's not in anything. Nothing in mean spirits. We would never know that way.
Speaker: She admitted she admitted she told me to push the button. She said otherwise I'm going to tell you to push the button again. Lots of hugging bear in Toy Story 3. Was he a bad guy? Yeah, he's okay. What's your?
Speaker: So we got Disney, Disney, Pixar. That's a decent point. It does. Yeah, like I said, we're not being mean. We're just, if Mike was here, we would be doing the same thing. Because, you know, we don't want to expect that of him. I like Ursula. I do like Ursula. I don't really know if Mike's here or below. I didn't think of that. Because if you watch it, and I don't know, you guys are talking about Lion King making you tear up.
Speaker: When all them toys are in the incinerator? It was close, it was close. Ooh, that was touching gold there for a minute. I was like, ooh. This motherfucker went to the Disney goddamn website and put top five Disney villains. This is another Disney? Down by the sea. The evil stepmother from Cinderella number four and Hades from Hercules, Disney number five.
Speaker: I told you we didn't have to worry about alternatives or anything. I was actually surprised you didn't have any Star Wars or Star Trek. I'm shocked that Darth Vader's not on that list and Khan is not on that list. Ask him about Khan. What about Khan?
Speaker: I just said, I just said, I just said really all Disney and laughing emojis. Oh, you're right. That was the motherfucking asshole that killed him. Fucking killed Bambi. Fuck that bitch. She was somebody's tasty dinner is what she was. I ate that bitch too. I ate Bambi too. I'd come back two years later and eat Bambi. I shot his big goofy ass too. I shot his friend Bumper as well. And I'll take that rabbit right along with it. Yeah. Fuck that scum. But I'll eat the shit out of the bumper. What about?
Speaker: Shira Khan offered a jungle book. Well, he didn't get that far. He only had five picks. You know what? I was - Nah, you know, I think the snake was even - I think the snake was worse than Shira Khan. Nah, I would go with the monkey. What was the monkey? Well, hey, what's going on, Chris? How you been, man? Long time no see. What was the orangutan? What was his name? That was, uh, he wasn't a bad guy. No, he was. He was a dude. Well, now the jungle book man wasn't.
Speaker: No, the orangutan was his friend. Yeah, orangutan was his friend. He was the king of the monkeys. He was entitled to manipulate him. No, he wasn't.
Speaker: Snake I would say worse. Oh, I think the snake was worse than that. I think the snake was worse than Shere Khan I got a double foot for evil care These cats over there with the cats We know the bitches should have been in war shoe guy chicken Yeah
Speaker: King Louie was the, was the orangutans. King Louie, yeah. King Louie, yeah. Ooh, what the fuck was that? What's that? Hold on a second. Ooh, he's one of those guys. None of us thought about Gargamel. We need our asses, especially you smooth fans. Well, because, well, I guess that is movies. Yeah, they did do the movie. I should have put down Dick Dassily from the, the laugh Olympic races.
Speaker: him and Muttley, the old ketchup. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rats and double drats. That's my sister, hold on, y 'all. Yeah, go ahead. Yo, what's up? No, that's a good poll, though. I had another one. You know what, Chris, what we should have said was the, the... This motherfucker, this motherfucker, I said, really? All Disney, he's like, it's a good list, and you know it.
Speaker: Willy from Willy's Wonderland. Little sort. Little sort. Yeah, but that was, that would be way, nobody's ever seen that movie except you and I are the only ones who ever. Yeah, I think we're the only two people that ever see that movie except for the people that actually were in it. It's on prime, Tony. Do yourself a favor. Watch Willy's Wonderland. It's had us the whole time, I'm telling you.
Speaker: You see it. Nick Cage says nothing in that movie. And he's genius in it. He says not one single word. Not a single word. But when he's playing pinball and dancing around, I laugh my ass off.
Speaker: Well, I was going to say that the facial expressions and the stuff that he did in that movie. And how many times did he change his shirt? He changed his shirt every time. Like he... It's like eight or nine times he changed his shirt. A movie so bad my wife won't watch it with me. I was like, oh, Lily's Wonderland is on prime. And she's like, no, no. But she did a real time movie of Five Native Freddy's, which is telling me.
Speaker: Yeah, that's exactly what he did. That's what I can see already. Yeah, it's genius. It's so fucking funny. It's so bad, it's good. And I told, I put Jeff on that and he was like,
Speaker: Boys, you know what time it is? We're wrecking her. Yeah, and I have another, and I already have my next list, but I'm kind of, um, I'm kind of debating it because what the fuck is wrong with Rolling Stone magazine? I swear to God they put out these fucking lists just to piss people off.
Speaker: We're listening. Rolling Stone Magazine is like the snobby kid that says, I know everything about this. Rolling Stone. And I'm going to tell you guys this, and you can go ahead and you can look it up if you'd like, and if you want to go ahead and thumb through it, because I don't know if I'm going to do this list, because I was scrolling through it, and I was like, I'm going to go fucking burn their headquarters to the goddamn ground.
Speaker: because I swear to God they put out lists just to piss people off. They put out what I was gonna start with Wednesday. The 100 greatest movies of the 80s. Just look at their top 10 and you'll understand why I'm so mad. Well, that's for another time. Rolling Stone's 100 greatest movies of all time. Fuck it. Let's just do this for a little.
Speaker: What the fuck is this? Why don't we have 51? What the fuck is going on with your silly ass? Damn it. God damn it Bobby. Take it upon yourself in your own time. I'm doing it now.
Speaker: right now we have not that i got so many tabs i got so many news articles opened up on here all right so we are in the final if it'll open are we in the final tune i think so yes we are in the final ten we are in the final ten
Speaker: All right, let me fly through this recap real quick for you guys. Highest grossest movie franchises of all time. It was 50 of them. I'm gonna do a real quick recap before we get into the top 10 list. Number 50, The Mummy, Brandon Frazier. Mr. Bruce Willis, number 49 with the Die Hard franchise. The Pink Panther, several actors that chronicled the story of Inspector Clouseau or Tails or whatever. Number 47, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Speaker: Number 46, Matrix, which should have never been a franchise, they should have stopped it after the first one. Number 45, another one that is multi -characters, multi -movies, Jack Ryan. And did you know that the Harrison Ford movie, what was that, was it Claire and President Danger with Harrison Ford?
Speaker: Yeah, he's a Jew. He did both. Well, do you know who was in those movies with him? Sam Jackson. Who? The Green Goblin himself. James Earl Jones. Who? The man from Boondock Saints. He was a fire fire. No shit. Willem Dafoe. Yeah.
Speaker: I was actually looking at the Jack Ryan. I was looking at the Jack Ryan series yesterday, actually, because I was like, well, maybe I should watch him through again and check him out. And I seen that he was in one of them. Number 44, Jumanji. Number 43, Doc and Marty, Back to the Future. Number 42, we've all been baffled by this while it's on the list, but Airport. Number 41, The Incredibles. And number 40.
Speaker: Favorite amongst the four of us the Ghostbusters Well, what did I say we came we saw Mind you guys speaking of Ghostbusters I was listening to the music on my way home from work the other day and that goddamn song came up On my and I almost sent it to you guys just because it was in my head for the rest of the day What
Speaker: Chris, number six, I've never even seen. I'm still trying to get to the top 10. I'm on number 17 now. He can scroll, he can, oh yeah. Number six, I've never even seen him. Yeah, I told you guys. Number 39, Alien. Number 38, Ice Age. Number 37, another fan favorite amongst the four of us, the Bourne movies. Number 36, Lethal Weapon. They come up a lot in our starting fives. Number 35, Home Alone.
Speaker: Number 35 or... Number 34, Tony? When I say the name, I need the laugh. Beverly Hills cops. I gotta incorporate. I want Eddie Murphy laughing every episode. Highest grossing film franchises of all time. Number 33, Finding Nemo. Number 32, The Terminator.
Speaker: Number 31, please look at this red dot. Men in black, J and K. We're not counting the last one, but some people will. Number 30, Jeffrey said, somebody saved that woman from Kong. Number 30, coming to King Kong. Jeffrey referring to my girlfriend about my big, right? Number 29, Mary Poppins.
Speaker: which we were all kind of confused by that even being a franchise. Nobody knew it was. Number 28, The Exorcist. Scary ass movie. Number 27, Despicable Me. Number 26, we all learned that Jeff is a heartless piece of shit. The Lion King franchise. Oh, that shit hurt.
Speaker: Mm -hmm. Number 25. Take your filthy hands off me, you dirty ape. The Planet of the Ape franchise. Yeah, damn dirty ape. Number 24, Peter Pan franchise. Number 23, I enjoy these movies. Yes, they are way too many of them. But the Mission Impossible franchise, Mr. Tom Cruise.
Speaker: Number 22, why the fuck is a sparkly vampire on here at Twilight? Number 21, we're gonna steal the idea of running man and making an entire new franchise. Same thing with Hunger Games at number 21. Number 20, Jaws, which we all agree should have stopped after number one. Should have never been a franchise. Number 19, Toy Story. Number 18,
Speaker: Uh, Transformers, another group favorite. Number 17, Pirates of the Caribbean. Quick, quick, quick, quick. In Transformers 2, did anybody else have a problem when Megan Fox is hair brushing on that motorcycle? No. The way she was doing it, that's not how you hairrow. I know, but they didn't care. They did that for a body. It's the technical things like that that drive me fucking nuts. Well, you was a bad motherfucker because everybody wanted to see her looking like that.
Speaker: Everything after Joel's one was terrible. Number 16, I thought this would be much higher. Number 16 on this list. The Rocky franchise. Thought it would be a little bit higher on this list, but you know it is what it is. That's just a biased opinion for me. I see you fucking sticking out, you great bastard.
Speaker: I can't get a hold of it. It's like sticking out. I do that. Yeah, I do it too. Number 15, the Shrek franchise. I love that franchise in all honesty. Okay. They got a new movie coming out this year. Fucking this stupid ass franchise should fucking number 14, The Fast and the Furious. Fuck you, Vin Diesel. Dumb shit actor. Number 13. He's slowly becoming a billionaire over it.
Speaker: He is a billionaire at this point. He owns all the rights to that movie. That is his name. Number 13, Jeff and I, personal favorite in the comic book world, the Superman franchise.
Speaker: Number 12, Indiana Jones, number 11. Now this is something I want you guys to - Speaking of Indiana Jones, I saw a clip from the set of Indiana Jones 5 on TikTok today. I forgot - This is one that I told you guys last week. And now we're into the top 10. So remember this, the DCU used to get this shit together, period, down in the storage. Well, listen, they come in at number 11.
Speaker: number 10 is number 11 the DCU comes in and I'm gonna hit this one just because I want you guys to think about something 2 .2 almost 2 .3 billion dollars domestically 5 .6 billion dollars globally globally 6 .1
Speaker: 5 .6 billion. 5 .6. I think that was what I wanted. Was that what I wanted? Was that what I wanted? Oh, god damn it, all the hell. Was that what I wanted to bring up? Ah, I fucking lost everything. I'm trying to find out I lost everything.
Speaker: 6 .5 .6 doesn't sound like a lot, but it is. 5 .6 billion? No, no, I'm not saying it's not. I'm just, I would expect it to be more. All of us 80s, 70s and 80s Saturday morning weekday afternoon cartoon junkies were dying for the Justice League movies. This shit had to make money and I swear to DCU, whoever... And I think, I think what saved it, I think what saved it was the Snyder Cut.
Speaker: Right now, yes. Right now, yes. That's the only thing that's got going for it right now. That Snyder Cut is saving the whole damn DC and the animated movies. The animated movies are phenomenal. I don't care what anybody says. If you are bored, go watch a bunch of them. There's at least five or six that you have to watch at least more than once. Definitely do. Definitely. Oh, no shit, Chris. That's dope. What's that? Yeah. He says any of those, Chris was filmed at his area. Oh, yeah. That's cool.
Speaker: So the DCU is nine movies, right? Came in at, came in at number 11. Now, now, now, now wait, we're going to get into this top 10 because this is where Marvel's going to push you the hell off. And DC is reign supreme. Coming to number 10 on the list. Fucking Frodo Baggins and his gay Hobbit friends with middle earth. Here he is flat out bricks in his mouth.
Speaker: yeah there's six movies from 2001 to 2018 uh worldwide are domestically 2 .5 billion uh worldwide 5 .8 billion okay uh coming in number come or not come a little ahead of words are hard to
Speaker: Number nine the Star Trek franchise 13 movies from 79 to present Domestically 2 .6 billion and worldwide 2 .2 billion almost 2 .3 billion. Yeah for Star Trek You may want to read the numbers again sound backwards
Speaker: Let me let me go ahead and tell you again 13 movies from 79 to present 2 .6 billion were domestically and 2 .2 worldwide It's not a global phenomenon like like yeah, so here we go here we go The reboot did the reboot
Speaker: that they did with Chris Pine and Simon Pegg and all those guys, was the most successful theatrical movie. This is box office movie theater. That's because like, Rathakon and shit is old as fuck. Well, wait now. All of those torture movies. You have to remember, but you have to remember
Speaker: Yeah, but you have to remember, not all of them, because remember they got the TV show. But you have to remember in 79 when the movies were coming out, tickets for the movies were like a nickel. You were live back then, you know, Tony. Fuck you, first of all, second. You were like 18, one on your first date. But on top of that, but on top of that, I'm assuming the list, I'm assuming the list. Thank you, Daddy. But it also, it's,
Speaker: It does include... Domestically, 100 % makes sense to me. Globally, I think it's not as much of a phenomenon worldwide as it is in the States. It's kind of like... I know it's not a comparison, but let me just throw this out there. Dr. Who is huge over in England and stuff like that.
Speaker: I know there was one up here. Yeah, domestically, Indiana Jones came in at number 12 with 2 billion, almost 2 .1 billion dollars. But worldwide, they were at 1 .9 billion. Okay, I'll take it back then. I'll miss that. It sounds weird. Usually the numbers are reversed. It is true. But it all comes down to the age the originals came out.
Speaker: It is popular here, but it's nowhere near as big as it is over there.
Speaker: Here you go. Rocky come in at number 16. Domestically 1 .9, 1 .9 and a half billion dollars domestically. You know what, you know what? Worldwide. A lot of people from around the world have with movies like Rocky and stuff like that is American. American flag. You know, you, you, you, you, it's American pride. Yeah. Coming in at, uh, coming in at number, uh, eight,
Speaker: Tony, we talked about this when we were doing this list in the Jurassic Park franchise.
Speaker: After this new one that comes out, after this new one that comes out, I think they would be a lot higher than number eight. This new one, I'm not even a fan. They have not made a bad Jurassic Park movie yet. I'm not a big fan of Jurassic Park, but I cannot wait to see this new one. The fact that they brought the original old cast and they got the new cast. It looks so good. But six movies from 93 to the present. Jurassic World Dominion is expected to come out this year in 2022.
Speaker: World, or domestically, they brought in 2 .7 billion worldwide, almost $5 .1 billion for Jurassic Park. They have not made a bet. I think the second one might have been the worst one. Might have been the worst. For the second one, I think this is the first time Marvel has been on the list, I think. I think. But they come in at number seven with the X -Men franchise.
Speaker: 2 .9 billion domestic. There's 14 movies from 2000 to present. I didn't know there was that many X -Men. Well, I guess. Well, no, these are X -Men. This is X -Men only. Wolverine's Deadpool. Deadpool is considered X -Men. You got the first class. You got the first three or four. The first three or four that came out with Hugh Jackman and X2 United. It really was.
Speaker: Well, then he got McAvoy versus, uh, what's his name? Well, here, hold on a second. Wait a minute, let me see. X -Men, X2 is X -Men movie franchise. X -Men, X2, X -Men United, X -Men, The Last Stand. Yes. Shut up, you stupid bitch. Three, four, five, six, seven, eight. So you got X -Men that came out, X2, X -Men The Last Stand, Wolverine Origins.
Speaker: X -Men First Class, you got the Wolverine, X -Men Days of Future Past, Deadpool, X -Men Apocalypse, Logan, Deadpool 2, Dark Phoenix, New Mutants. So it's a big franchise and now they're starting to phase the X -Men into the MCU, which I cannot wait for. On top of that Deadpool 3 is going to be coming up.
Speaker: But domestically, the X -Men movie franchises brought in $2 .9 billion worldwide, $6 billion.
Speaker: Deadpool three is scheduled to be out in 2022 First class Deadpool's awesome first class X -Men movies were so good How the hell was Kevin Bacon not on our villains list I
Speaker: Or John Travolta, would that be a low -hanging fruit John Travolta and Punisher Nick cage and face off
Speaker: Mr. Technica
Speaker: over there getting pissed off at a movie. Because technically the 1997 Chevy Camaro SS could not do a posse traction dual wheelie and then go up on two wheels while they go around the curb. I'm just saying. I don't know what the fuck I just said. I just do a car. Because technically it can. But here's the thing. If the movie's gonna be, if you're doing something technical,
Speaker: And, you know, like I was talking about, Megan Fox, airbrushing. She's supposed to be, you know, good at what you're doing. That's not the angle you're doing it at. But if the movie is like multiplicity where they clone Michael Keaton four times, then you're like, okay, we can let this stuff stretch. Oh, Eleanor, I agree with you. That's what made Indiana generals, unfortunately. That one scene made everybody want to see another one.
Speaker: Yeah. Now, John, did you see signs of Lance Hannibal did it too? What are you talking about? Well, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't make his, he took the skin off. He didn't reanimate the guy on his face. Let me, let me get through it. He just took the skin off his face. He took my face off. He took my face off. He took my face off. He took my face off. He took my face off. He took my face off. He took my face off. He took my face off. He took my face off. He took my face off. He took my face off. He took my face off. He took my face off. He took my face off. He took my face off. He took my face off. He took my face off. He took my face off. He took my face off. He took my face off. He took my face off. He took my face off. He took my face off. He took my face off. He took my face off.
Speaker: Well, they changed everything. They changed their memories and everything like that. Well, they didn't change their memories. They still had the same memories. Well, let me get through this. Now, coming in at number six, and again, Marvel has not made this list until we've reached the top ten.
Speaker: They got multiple franchises and if it wasn't for what they do and all the different movies in Frank, they could not keep up with the DCU. The DCU is slacking. So if DCU would pull their dick out of their ass and they would slaughter the MCU.
Speaker: I'm already perfect.
Speaker: Number six, the Spider -Man franchise. 11 movies from 2002 to present. Domestically, 3 .3 billion. Worldwide, 7 .2 billion. Where's the debate? Where's the debate? There's no debate there. I don't doubt that 7 billion because, man, if you see anything Spider -Man happen.
Speaker: Yeah. And people here go fucking nuts. All the Spider -Man's have been awesome. Toby McGuire was greatest Spider -Man. Andrew Garfield was awesome as Spider -Man. When I saw it in theaters, I saw what they were trying to do with that movie. They made that movie for the big screen and for high definition. You got to see it. The way he would sit there with the web, and there was a lot of detail on how he was doing stuff in the slow motion. I said, yeah, they showed off their work. I got what they're doing on that one.
Speaker: But I love Tom Holland's portrayal. Yeah, Tom Holland's awesome. He's so good. Yes. Tom Holland's excellent. Well, you got three different, not only did you get three different Spider -Men, or Spider, yeah, Spider -Men, but you got three different ages. No, Spider -Men, Spider -Mans. We generally do the Spider -Men. You got three different ages. You got three different ages of Spider -Men. And three different universes, technically.
Speaker: Yeah, and if you read the comics... Now, do they count the Miles Wallace movie in that? Yes. They do count? They did? Because that cartoon is genius. That was amazing. That was so good. I can't wait for the sequel to that. Yeah. The soundtrack to... My kid turned me on to that. The soundtrack to Spider -Man into the multiverse. If you've never listened to the soundtrack, Tony, I think you would like the soundtrack more than Jeff would.
Speaker: That soundtrack is so good. Juice World has a song. Juice World has a song on that fucking soundtrack album that is stupid good. I heard it was a good soundtrack. It's a really good hype soundtrack is what it is. They've got a couple of slow songs, but it's a really good hype soundtrack. But coming in at number five, Jeffrey. Yes, yes.
Speaker: yes and and and i will say that and they got a lot and the spider -man multiverse soundtrack has a lot of new rappers and stuff on it yes and i will say yes the spider -man into the multiverse soundtrack is better than mortal combat
Speaker: The only thing Mortal Kombat has is that... Listen to the multiverse soundtrack, Tony. You'll love it. I will. But coming in at number 5. 12 movies from 2001 to the present. 3 .6, almost $3 .6 .5 billion domestically. 9 .2 worldwide.
Speaker: J .K. Rowling's Harry Potter. Yes. Obvious. Obvious. The movies are for now. Oh, but wait. Coming in at number four. Don't think the DCU and the DC Universe is dead yet. Coming in at number four. 23 goddamn movies. Whoa. From 89 to present. 3 .9 and a half. Almost 3 point.
Speaker: almost four billion dollars domestically we'll go with that six billion dollars worldwide this franchise beat out harry potter okay i am batman oh yeah well yeah the batman franchise now i'll tell you what christian bale as batman is badass shut up what you got jack michigan hold on as what if you say batman i always think michael key
Speaker: That man is back. I always think Ben Affleck. You got Jack Nicholson. You got River Phoenix. Well, Heath Ledger. You got... Heath Ledger. What's Kim Basinger? King Basinger?
Speaker: Maggie Gyllenhaal, I mean, fucking Michael Caine as... You know, Jeremy Irons did good as Alfred when Batfleck came around. But Michael Caine, I've watched Michael Caine read the newspaper. I love that. Jeremy Irons is excellent at Alfred. Let's be clear, yes. Michael Caine, I would say... No, I get it. Michael Caine is one of those guys, if he's in a movie, I'm in. I'm in. When I think Batman, I think of George Clooney's sweet -ass nipple suit.
Speaker: that we are eventually gonna do is actors that if they're in a movie, you're in. Yeah. I have failed you, sir. I can't do an English accent, but... Oh. Oh, man. When he cries when Batman dies? Damn! Well, yeah, so DC says, hey, Marvel, we see you bitches. But coming to number three, 27 movies from 63 to the present
Speaker: five -point or will go with six billion almost six billion dollars domestically in uh... little over seven billion seven point one billion worldwide uh... twenty seven and this is a movie that is had multiple actors play the main character uh... james bond
Speaker: Understood, Eleanor. Understood, Eleanor. Fully understood. I would say check them out, but I understand that. Yeah. She was at the movie theater when they got shot up. Oh, OK. I read that wrong. You can't watch it. OK, OK.
Speaker: I didn't understand what she was saying. I didn't get the reference either until you said that. She was at the movie theater in Colorado, and there was a guy that I went to high school with. He was there too. I had holidayed him a couple times afterwards, because I saw the story. I was like, wait a minute. He was fucking in there. I messaged him quick. Yeah, that's why I didn't say anything right off the bat, because I didn't hurt her. I wasn't going to say nothing until she put it in there, and I was told I wasn't going to throw it out the way she said it was. No, but what she put in there, I didn't.
Speaker: Now I know, but coming in at number two, 15 movies from 77 to present, $8 billion domestically from the Apes. $10 .3 billion worldwide. What'd you say? He said Planet of the Apes.
Speaker: They only made one good, they only made one good movie in my opinion and there was only one good character. Anybody from that movie. And only one good character came out of that movie. How about Star Wars? Star Wars. Star Wars. Darth R Binks is the greatest Star Wars character of all time. And all the birds around the world's heads just exploded. I said what I said you sons of bitches. Jar Jar Binks is greater than Darth Vader. People's heads exploded the same way that dude exploded with Clinton Bisbee to his basketball.
Speaker: Jar Jar Binks is better than Emperor Palantin or whatever the hell his name is. Jar Jar Binks is better than that brother and sister making out with each other like they're from West Virginia. Harry Fisher and that other guy. I don't know what his name is. Jesus. But coming in at number one, to wrap this list up, what
Speaker: Hey, you know what? You know what? Next year, I can tell you what's going to knock number one off. Well, coming in at number one. Avatar. It's going to knock that shit off the map. No, it's not. That shit's amazing. It's two fucking movies. It is two movies. There's no way in hell it's... These movies are amazing. Wait until you hear these numbers for the number one movie franchise of all time. This is going to be Marvel. What was Star Wars? I got to think about it. From 2008 to the present, 31 movies.
Speaker: MCU, Marvel, DC, the DCU has nine movies and they came in at 11 and 11. The reason why - Marvel has 31 movies. That's a lot of fucking movies. Domestically, they made $9 .1 billion. Get this for a worldwide number. Over a trillion? No.
Speaker: Star Wars came in at number two. Number two worldwide. Ten point three billion dollars worldwide for Star Wars. The MCU worldwide. Twenty two point five billion dollars and half of them off twelve and a half billion dollars more than Star Wars movies. That's all for the last four. That's all for Black Panther Avengers Infinity War Avengers Endgame and probably
Speaker: Black Panther wasn't even that popular in a movie. Nobody even went to watch it. They had a billion dollars. They had a billion dollars by us. I haven't seen it because it's a lot of black pantry. Oh, it was so good. It was so good. I had to get Tony with that. Of course, I've seen it. Jeff was at a claim meeting. But it's a black movie, right? Yeah, it was. That's a black movie. What was that people doing? That's the claim.
Speaker: No, I actually don't. But just think. And I've stated, I've stated that the chick that plays Black Panther's sister, she's gorgeous. So let me say this for you real quick. Domestically, $9 .1 billion. Worldwide, $22 .5 billion. Versus 2 .2 and 5 .6. 31 movies compared to nine movies. So DC made more than Marvel, would you say?
Speaker: No, Marvel made 31 movies. DC made nine. No, but what he's saying is if DC made the same amount of movies, it would have made more movies. They'd be like Ty. They would be neck and neck. Number one in two would easily be DCU and MCU. The problem with DCU comes down to not all of them are winners. They all can't be winners. Name a bad Marvel movie with the exception of Green Lantern.
Speaker: Captain Marvel. Well, the Green Lantern's DC. Captain Marvel, okay, Ed. The Bad Marvel movie? A Bad Marvel movie. Captain Marvel. From those 31. Captain Marvel was terrible. From those 31? Yeah. And I'm gonna say by the numbers, you got the list in front of you, good. Hold on, I don't, hold on, I'll go the list up. I'm gonna say Punisher. DC, DC. Mark, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look,
Speaker: MCU, let's see the numbers. I love Tom Jay and his publishers. Let's see the numbers.
Speaker: Okay, hold on a second. Oh, I love the Thomas Jane Punisher movie. So they got, um, I'm trying to look at, trying to look at, uh, from Walking Dead by the numbers. I really would think it would be dead. Okay. Okay. Daredevil. I'll give you Daredevil. Although I didn't enjoy it. I liked it. Affleck's one of those guys. If he's in it, I'm in. I will say, I will say that the Punisher, the Punisher movie with, with Thomas Jane,
Speaker: Did not get bad reviews it blew up the Punisher Punisher war zone with Ray Ray Ray Ray Stevenson the guy who played Punisher in war zone That dude
Speaker: is a bad motherfucker. Okay, I'll take it back. The Sick and Fantastic Four is probably the worst. The one that they did with Michael B. Jordan and whatnot, when they remade it, that one was back. When they remade it with...
Speaker: No, no, no, I'm talking about Fantastic Four with Michael B. Jordan. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that one. That was bad. Kate, what's her, she played the invisible world. Kate, Mira, or something like that. That one was terrible. And it's mainly because the one guy that was in the Hunger Games, I can't outstand him, he played, he played,
Speaker: He also, he was in the new Footloose as well. He played the guy that befriends the Kevin Macon's character that's in the new Footloose. I can't remember his name. Fuck, I gotta look you up. New Footloose characters.
Speaker: Okay, Viggo's in game. Here's a summary from Wikipedia. Oh yeah, absolutely. Miles Teller. That's the guy I'm talking about. That dude is a shit actor. I do not like him. He's not. I've never seen a movie he's in that I'm good at. Oh yeah, that kid's a - Tell me you don't want to punch that dude in the face. I want to punch that dude in the face so bad. He's a shitty actor.
Speaker: The Inhumans. He said a movie, 90 % of the chance I'm out. The Marvel movie? What's that? Benny Black's movie was a Marvel movie? No. No, it's a comic movie. I'm looking at the movies. Men in Black is a Marvel movie. Marvel, the MCU is number one, John. The number one grossing movie out of all of them was Avengers Endgame. Yeah.
Speaker: Absolutely, no way home, then Black Panther, then Infinity War, then the regular Avengers. Black Panther's fuckin' furry. Yeah, that's...
Speaker: Yeah, it's because of white privilege. That's why Black Panther is not number one. No, if you want the truth, Tony. If you want the truth, people want an end game more than they want a Black Panther, because Black Panther was very new to him. Most of the time. No, I'll tell you what. End game, everybody for a full year, everybody was on pins and needles. Yes, that's wrong. And I'll tell you what. I'll throw out another one. If you at least get emotional when Spider -Man's and Tony Stark's arms and dusting away, if you didn't get emotional, you have no soul.
Speaker: Here's the thing about Endgame. Endgame was built up throughout the entire MCU universe.
Speaker: you are at the end of Avengers the first Avengers you see Thanos sitting on the throne yeah that was that was built up from day one you know so that was that was why endgame was so anticipated which is why the Marvel universe is such
Speaker: No, movie franchises dropped down by the cliffhanger of Infinity War, I think, built up in -game more than anything. That's what I'm saying. Yes. But at the end of the day, those movies flow. You can literally, you're watching chronologically and not miss a beat. Yes. But the DCU, that's the problem I have with the DCU. You can't put them in a chronological order because they're all over the place. They're just all over the place.
Speaker: But that goddamn in -game man, there were so many things in that movie. I mean, the fact that there was so much that happened, but just to say the final fight sequence, when you thought they were beat and Captain America was like...
Speaker: That is it. That is Captain America. I'm sorry. Captain America's and all be all for MCs like Superman is for DC. Yes. And when you had that moment of Captain America look defeated and he was done. He's still like, yeah. And then all you hear is she was broken. And then you hear in his ear on your left.
Speaker: They were like, oh. Everyone freaked. I don't care what theater you were in. Because if you didn't see the theater, you didn't see it. I was like, oh, you fucked up. And he said, I got this. And then all of a sudden, he's like, everybody started coming out. Well, you had that.
Speaker: It's a cap. He's like, Sam? He's like, on your left. I was like, oh, shit! And he tightened his shit up, and everybody came out. And then he was like, Avengers. And that motherfucker reached his hand out, and Moneer came to him. I was like, oh! Well, on top of that, you know, I'm going to get it. It was a bit of a woke moment.
Speaker: But all the chicks coming in there was a dope thing. It was dope as fuck. They called her like, she's got help. I was like, oh, snap! They brought all the women in. But it wasn't so woke that it was a comic and you broke woke. But you know what's cool about that? It's not only did they have that kind of empowering moment, but the fact that they protected Spider -Man.
Speaker: You know, it was like a mom thing. So it was like, uh -oh. You know, pissed everybody off for this mama bear time now. Tell me, you've seen fucking What's Her Name, Gwyneth Paltrow, in that blue suit dropped out. I had a flop off. I waited for that. It was great. I waited for that. It was great. I waited for that from the first Iron Man movie. I could not wait to see Pepper Potts in her Iron Man suit. I've never found Gwyneth Paltrow to be sexy.
Speaker: until Iron Man 3. She's a... I don't think she's sexy, she's a pretty woman. When she's flowing and shit, and her clothes start to go down, and her shirt's all ripped up and shit, she looks sexy as fuck. I don't think she's sexy, I think she's a pretty woman. I think she's like, she's got a really good natural girl next door look to her.
Speaker: I mean But from the first Iron Man movie, that's all I wanted I wanted to see her in her suit so damn bad because if you read the comics like I did You see when they're when I start to do the future You see RDJ
Speaker: go out to meet his daughter in a tent, and she's like, comes out with it on, and you're like, oh! And then he's like, I don't know if you should have heard the first 40, John, because it was 50 movie franchises that I did in five parts. Yeah. And honestly, John, what you said, people said they have to end game. It's superhero movies are killing Hollywood, and they need to stop it. So you're not wrong on what you think. They're killing it because they're doing it right.
Speaker: And the comic book, and the comic book people who grew up reading comics and stuff like that. Have you ever seen the original Captain America? The really bad one? Like the 70s? The 40s? Yeah, the 40s. Thank you. So bad. And the problem with it is they did their own thing. They were like, OK, we're going to take Captain America. But let's do this instead of that. And it pissed people off. They did the Thor movie with, was it Dolph London?
Speaker: Yeah, no, no, no. I'm talking about like in the 80s like that was maybe late seven. That was massive. No, no, no, but they did a Thor movie. They did a Thor movie kind of like they did the Hulk TV show. I gotta look that up. I don't remember that.
Speaker: I have a question Edward Norton as the Hulk what did you guys think I liked it good I wasn't I like it but I like it we're not like the first Hulk I did not like it but in my eyes
Speaker: Why? That guy can do no wrong. Even when he was a Nazi racist piece of shit, I still liked him. As a person, I want to punch him in the face. As an actor, he's a phenomenal person. Phenomenal actor. But as a human being, I would punch him in the face. Because apparently he's a douche. Well, I don't know how it is. He's an amazing actor.
Speaker: But I actually enjoyed the whole him as Hulk and he would have continued if he wouldn't have been a douche in person, which is why. Yeah, but I like the guy who they got to play the Hulk in the MCU. I really like him too. He was I. I like him.
Speaker: Yes. Yeah. Mark Ruffalo. Yeah. And I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. When they, when they finally, when they finally put, when they combined Bruce and Hulk. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, but I will give Ruffalo credit. He is an excellent Bruce Banner. Yes, he is. He's great. You believe him as a smart guy. Yes. Where Edward Borton is a super smart guy, he didn't really believe. Mark Ruffalo. Oh, cobbed out, John. Breaking Bad was not that good. I watched two episodes. I was like, I'm out. Breaking Bad was crap. Yeah, but Mark Ruffalo is another one of those guys. Mark Ruffalo is another one of those guys. Same as Paul Rudd.
Speaker: Well, no, I was saying like the guy from Sparta, from 300, Gerard Butler. He made his name in Roncops. Roncops? What's up, Paul? If you have not seen a good movie, everybody needs to see The Last Castle, Bob Ruffalo, Robert Redford. There's a lot of Asian movies. Fucking love that goddamn movie. Holy shit. That was an excellent fucking movie. And you also need to watch Hunter Killer. Robert Redford carrying up goddamn rocks?
Speaker: No, I just I just haven't gotten into it. I I've tried John. I'm not saying I just I movies that if you mention it unless you've seen it, you don't know you don't get it. You don't get
Speaker: And that's a lot of riffing. You got to watch it all the way through to understand it. Tony and I get it way more than Chris would because of our military background. Last Castle. Last Castle. You would be like, you would be like, all right, it's a good place. I've never even heard of it. I'm not even alive to say that I've never even heard of it. It's about a military prison. Oh, no, I like Robert Redford. Pay attention to what he's saying today, boy. Pay attention to it. Yeah, Robert Redford's another one of those guys that can't get around. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: Oh shit! God damn it! What? I was gonna make my number five pick for my villains. And I already picked it. But the chick from Single White Female and dedicated to Mike. You just made me remember that when you did this with your
Speaker: No, it's because in the last castle, they're in a military prison. And when you're in a military prison, you're technically not in the military anymore. I quit it. So you're not allowed to salute. He said you reminded him of a single white female when you did this. I quit it. But.
Speaker: But Robert Redford plays a general that actually goes to this military prison. And these guys, they can't salute him so they run their hands through their hair. And that's how they salute. It's a really good movie. What is it called? Hold on a second. Hold on a second. The Last Castle. Oh god, they're going to say everything. I'm a bull in a china shop right now. I'm knocking everything down. The Last Castle. I want to write it down so I don't forget. Because I do want to at least attempt it. Last Castle, Robert Redford.
Speaker: There we go. So that's a newer movie. So Robert Redford was already. So Robert Redford was already old. How is that man not age since like 1977?
Speaker: Good -looking man That was a blockbuster film for his time in my opinion because it was
Speaker: I'm not doing anything tomorrow just laying around the house so if I can find it I'll check it out John John this the single the single white female reference Michael who is our fourth member of the of the group has single white female me Yeah, and I wanted to make my fifth pick
Speaker: that chick from that movie and i totally forgot about it so can i rate what was my fifth pick jeffrey your fifth pick was uh dr lector yeah what was what was my other what was my other five well you had uh cons from in various blasters uh kaiser sosa john doe's face and then dr lector's
Speaker: Take out Tyler Durden and put in Heidi from a single -life female in parentheses in parentheses, but dedicated to Mike It was h -e -d -y she will give all sorts of wrong that morning I felt bad for him he couldn't do shit I
Speaker: at this point I've won so much if I throw my list I throw my list but that was a good dig and I totally forgot about it because I was like I'm racking my brain trying to pull like good characters out of my head and I seen that and I was like oh I should totally do that that is that's that's actually not bad but but last castle I'm telling you Chris when you see that movie last castle
Speaker: You're gonna want to punch James Gandolfini in his face. I kind of want to punch him. God rest his soul. R .I .P. But holy shit, he plays the... Seriously, I would contemplate changing one of my top five to him. He's that bad. He's a dead good of an actor. He's that good of an actor, yes. Before we get too crazy,
Speaker: Uh, Tony, if you wanna... Yeah, Tony's... Jeff, you gotta probably get going. I know we're a little bit over. I would love to keep talking movies and stuff like that. But I'm gonna wrap this up. My bad, I'm just having fun with it. No, no, I wanna wrap this up. So, I mean...
Speaker: Jeff, if you can hang out a little bit longer, Tony or Jeff, one of you guys, re -up alive? Next week, I will, but this... But my wife leaves on the... Re -up alive? Let's wrap this up. We can re -up alive and we can keep talking movies and all that stuff. Or I'll re -up alive. I just got to make a phone call. Well, I'll probably come up in a minute.
Speaker: But no, I do want to wrap this up so we don't get too long winded because I think once if we get too far long winded with the podcast, a lot of people kind of start to phase out. So. But with that being said, we do we appreciate all you guys listening and thank you guys that truly listen because your fans because you because you enjoy what we do and you're not in here for particular people. And I was a little dig at the end of the night, but it is what it is.
Speaker: But no, we do appreciate you guys and thank you guys for listening. If you're not already, make sure you give us a follow on all social media at Nonsenseical Nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Go give us a follow, give us some love, give us a little share. You know, we can't do this all on our own, so we definitely appreciate the followers and the shares. You guys can join us live right here every Monday, Wednesday and Saturday nights on HAPS.
Speaker: H a PPS download the app. It's free. Give us a follow You get the notification you come hang out with us here in the chatters box and get every single episode of the podcast on Anchors Spotify Google Play and Apple Podcasts basically anywhere and everywhere you get your podcast jollies. Thank you, John
Speaker: Go ahead and check us out. Give us a listen. You don't have to listen to any particular order. You can listen however you want. And so I could choose your own adventure. So give us a listen. Give us a follow. Give us a share. All that fun jazz. Wicked. I'll probably call you. We might.
Speaker: We might, wicked. We'll see what happens. I got a couple of hours I can burn, so I'll come up and there'll be an open chat on. I do want to add that we in our 100 % with the exception of the starting five, we are 100 % unscripted, unlike a lot of other podcasts. And the fact that we go three hours plus unscripted is impressive as fuck.
Speaker: I'll fix it. We have the starting five and we have the top 10 list. It's the only thing that's planned. But outside of that, we just shoot our shit. Top 10 is not really scripted because you're just reading off the internet. It's not. Well, I look and find top 10. Well, they're not even top 10s at this point anymore. I find lists, and then I do multiple courses. We will find out Wednesday night, Eleanor, once we announce to be the winner.
Speaker: I don't even have that pulled up yet. I don't even have my speaker on or anything. I don't know. But no, I do. That also reminds me. Chris, did you get that message about the Psych podcast? No. Starring Maggie Lawson. Did you say you're wiener? Who's wiener? Tony's wiener? That's not a wiener. It's a fire hose. There's a podcast with
Speaker: I'm trying guys. I'm trying to throw it. I've been trying for two weeks in a row. I'm taking a dive
Speaker: It's very similar to the Scrubs podcast. With Jules? I've never listened to the Scrubs podcast. And it's Jules and Lassie. Oh, I love Lassie. I sent you a link. Well, send it to me again. No, they call him Lassie. They call him Lassie on the show.
Speaker: The guy who plays that character on Supernatural, he played Kane. Oh my god. That motherfucker was so good as Kane on Supernatural. I believe I sent it to you. But... Oh, your fucking head. Yeah, I sent it to you in your...
Speaker: Check it out. Buy our merchandise. Oh, shit. We haven't even mentioned that. We have merchandise, you guys. Go to our Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. The links are posted in the bio or pinned to the top. We do have merchandise. If you guys want to give us hearts when we're live, go ahead. Feel free to. Everything is going back into making the podcast better until we get so famous that I can actually pay these three stooges. Yeah, we appreciate it. We're looking forward to it.
Speaker: Most, yeah, it's gonna be like, it's gonna be like a 95, one and a half, one and a half, one and a half split, but, cause these guys only have to, yeah. But one and a half out of a hundred million is still pretty good. I'll make a deal with you being that it's a business, you keep the 70, that's the other two of us. She's not one of them.
Speaker: And now Jeff gets us muted at the end of the show. Yeah. I'm making up. I'm making up my ringtone. But but no, we do appreciate you guys listening. Absolutely. And Jeffrey, Tony and Mike, I know you're not here tonight, but I love you guys. I really do. I appreciate you guys. Nobody else will say it back to me.
Speaker: Jeff and I literally, every time we talk to each other on the phone, every time we talk anywhere, we end every conversation with that. But you know, I do love you guys and I appreciate you guys because I could not, I could not do this without you guys. Y 'all want to be here. Y 'all invited me here. Everybody's appreciated and enjoyed being here. So I thank everybody up here for it. There's no arrogance. I'm excited. I see him like I'm going above. But you made me welcome and damn it, I'm enjoying myself.
Speaker: Tony and I will be back live with a brand new episode Monday night. Thank you. Jeff will join us. Jeff won't join us Monday night, but maybe Michael will be here Monday. Okay. Just so you know, I won't be next. Eleanor will be next. She'll, we'll go on hers. Uh, Sadie, definitely. I will see you and Eleanor come up. I'll come up. Thank you, Eleanor. Thank you. Thank you, Sadie. Roll it, rotate everybody through. Um, I'm just writing down some stuff now that if I come up afterwards, there's a few things I'm just going to jump on. Good movies, reviewing some of the movie lists, all of that.
Speaker: Well Tony and I will be back Monday night with a brand new one.
Speaker: I might be slightly busy because the wife is leaving on Saturday, so I might have She's gone for a month, so I gotta do some stuff
Speaker: You gotta make sure she comes back. I got it. She's pulling out the outfit again. She's going to bake it. She's going to show you who daddy is. She is. You're going to Deadpool with your hands. She's going to be like, you keep making them, you keep making them black jokes, but you love this big black strap on. You'll never get to him. Just remember, when I do show up,
Speaker: When you do show up, you're gonna have ice on your asshole and sitting on a donut. What? When I do show up. It'll be to this song. What song?
Speaker: I can't hear anything. There's no music. Fail. You fucking failed. I'm trying to end the goddamn show. You don't even hear it. I can't hear anything. How do you? There's nothing. How do you get it?
Speaker: Well, how about I end the show with this song? Now we'll be back Monday night with a brand new episode of nonsensical nonsense. Thank you guys for listening. Jeff is glitching like crazy. If you're not already, like I said, follow us on social, uh, follow us on social media, follow us here on apps, download the app and check out all the other episodes on all the podcast platforms. We're going to end the show. The only way we know how with archives and blacktop Mojo with a little
Speaker: Oh, I thought I timed that right, and I totally did, and I failed Jenna Ginson. With a little... BLICKED WOMAN! I don't do this!
Speaker: She likes the mood, she likes the light, she likes the blood on her hands She dances naked through the trees until it runs away She whispers prayers in blue and she confuses with a bell
Speaker: Wait some way up above the hill As I begin to reach the end of my life I'm all going through this night Just to make this happen for you I wanna live forever and now I'm gonna live forever and now I'm gonna live forever and now
Speaker: Oh, round the woods, a thousand guns, and she starts to feast Little Rose smiled at her face, and she watched her sleep
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs, too, for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like, something sharp. Something, like...
Speaker: can stab defend myself with I've got some sharp titter combos over there it's kind of like a rich cracker pregnant with a cheese baby all right well let me just take one of these lighters and I'm gonna borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well uh yeah bathroom key all right that's bathroom key right
Speaker: there make sure you bring it back and that'll be 1362 and I'm gonna have to have it back changed so we're on a coin shortage at the moment whatever man okay so that's I'm sorry
Speaker: Tony, I need an old shit chuck from this gentleman.
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck. He totally won't do it. He won't do it. Oh shit, Chuck.
Speaker: Wow, I'm all over in the sky Take this sacrifice I want to live forever And now, spirit in the air Give me your cover Make me a god like you Make me a god like you
Speaker: In the words of Jeffrey, deuces. Also quote unquote by Michael. Peace out. Tony. Give it to me. Yes, sir. And with that being said goodbye motherfuckers. Thank y 'all for listening. We'll see you guys Monday night for a brand new episode. We appreciate and love every one of y 'all later.
