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Speaker: My back's against the wall as you float through the room With all the things you've got To make you feel at home And that look that's on your face It leads me to a sooner chance than you
Speaker: Well, please darling just say something I need to understand Well, tell me why it is you're leaving I thought I was your man Watching the tail lights fade Up the street is the sun
Speaker: You don't have to be this way You know I hate to be alone Baby please don't go, don't go I searched the house and hope you left something But I didn't find nothing at all I thought maybe if there's something you've forgotten
Speaker: At least I have a reason to come And as I pace around I realize The only sound is my heartbeat Driving me insane I reach for you But you're not there Crying out to you But you don't hear Your promise should be there forever
Speaker: Up the street as the sun sings low
Speaker: Because are you a pack couple of days before or pack last minute kind of person? Typically I'm a pack.
Speaker: the day I'm leaving. Yeah, I was gonna say, I'm like five minutes before we leave. I'm like, hold on, I'm gonna go back. Yeah, but no, I actually, I actually packed last weekend because I was doing laundry and shit. And I had a couple more things I had to throw in there tonight when I got home, but it was just like odds and shit. But the kids texted me this afternoon, they're like, I don't know, one or two. And they're like, well, we're pretty much all packed and ready. And then when I got home, they're like, you want us to take our stuff and put it in the car?
Speaker: Yeah, they sound excited Well, I think they're uh, you gotta send me videos from dollywood if you guys go because i'm i'm seriously curious about it Ever seen summer's post. I was like that place looks badass Yeah, there'll definitely be pictures and summers a big one about pictures. Obviously I suck at it because yeah I just get so wrapped up. You're a dude. You're not supposed to be That that and you get wrapped up in being there, you know once i'm oh, yeah, you know like
Speaker: When I went, when we went to Disney years ago, my ex -wife took all the pictures and even Legoland and hell, when I went down to Florida for my vacation, I don't think I took any pictures. All the pictures of me were pictures everybody else took. I think I started, I was going to do a like a vacation vlog thing for here in Cancun.
Speaker: And my wife went down, my wife and I went to Cozumel. And, and we just kind of walked around and it took every bit of me to actually film the shit. Because I was like, I just want to do stuff, you know, hold on, let me film this damn it, you know. And so it got to be a big pain in the ass. So I didn't do it. But plus, I did the math and I was like, yeah, this is gonna cost more than the original plan for the YouTube channel. So
Speaker: I guess gonna have to hard pass on that. Yeah, so give us a full intro I guess. Well, let me get this little Facebook action here pulled. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I guess share it out.
Speaker: You know, we, we seem to, this is kind of became kind of become our, our little thing. We come into, come into the podcast, just randomly talk mid conversation, but that's just because as we're talking, I'm like, Hey, let's start the podcast. And I just hit the go live button, which is, which is actually, it's, it's kind of, it's kind of nice, you know, because, you know, uh, I've, I've stayed in the past. The pot, our podcast is literally just you and me normally having a conversation.
Speaker: and people sneaking into it, you know, nosy people. That's the nice thing about having an opening like that, you know, we don't, obviously we don't take ourselves too seriously. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: Absolutely. Yeah. No, it's not going to happen probably. Chris and Jeff, you guys have 100 ,000 followers. Yeah, we don't take it serious. We don't give a fuck. We might go Wednesday. We might go Thursday. We're not sure yet. When you get the notification, you'll know when we are. Yeah, there you go. Keeps you on your toes.
Speaker: We like to keep our fans Staring at their phones Zuckerberg It's a it's a character building exercise that we hear nonsensical nonsense Speaking of welcome everybody it is Wednesday I'm in full vacation mode and
Speaker: I'm officially on vacation as of about three and a half, almost four hours ago. But welcome to Nonsense School Nonsense. As always, I'm Glick hanging out with Gia Free. That'd be me.
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Speaker: You know, I'm glad you remember the YouTube because I I forget all about it. I was on I was actually on YouTube yesterday scrolling through videos and I was like, where the fuck are all my people I subscribe to. And then I looked up at the corner and I was like, oh, yeah, we have the wrong one. Yeah, I. The funny thing is, of course, you and I both subscribe to our own YouTube channel because we're dorks, but every time.
Speaker: I spent two days uploading videos, which was sounds easy, but it's not easy. As you know, and then I get I plan on doing it all in one day. And then I hit like Episode 16. And it said you've reached your upload limit for the for the day. And I was like, wait, what? So I had to wait 24 hours. And upload limit. What the hell? I know that I was shocked.
Speaker: But, uh, so I finally got them all up. And of course the last like five, six episodes, I just started having all uploaded the same time and some of loaded faster. So they're not in order, but they're numbers. So there you go. Well, I mean, they all got cool thumbnails. I'm very proud of the thumbnails. Some of them have better than others. Uh, episode 14 has got the best thumbnail in the game. Nice.
Speaker: They don't, uh, they don't, they don't always, they don't have to be in order, you know, but you know, you said, you said we're fucking dorks and we follow our own, uh, YouTube channel. That's much like our Twitter. Our Twitter has three followers, but I will say in our defense, um, yeah, I don't really do much on, Hey, pretty girl. Welcome.
Speaker: There she is. You're not allowed to die. What's up, dude? What's up, Mark? I remember to tag you tonight, Mark, or this morning. Nice. Oh yeah, it is still night for you there. But yeah, I guess it is more. Fuck, I don't know. I can't keep trying every time, man. My time. But we did get our actual first official follower on Twitter. Yes, I'm very excited.
Speaker: camp from blacktop mojo followed us. That was pretty cool. That's awesome. Did you see summer posted congrats on the, you put that we had 250 listens and summer put congrats. And I was like, thanks dude. Yeah, that was something else I was going to say.
Speaker: Thanks baby. She said congratulations again. I know it's not that big of a deal. It may not seem like that big of a deal, but yeah, we hit 250 listens on the podcast.
Speaker: Monday night, I think it was. So that was, that was pretty cool. Nice little achievement for us. Well, I actually, uh, I called a buddy of mine that I actually met down here and I was like, dude, we're blowing up. And he's like, Oh yeah, you guys are blowing up. I said, you have no idea. We have 250 listens. He was each episode. I said, well, no total. He's like, dude, that's not a lot. I said, dude, for just two idiots sitting here, just not knowing what the hell we're doing, just talking.
Speaker: That's pretty cool. We have 250. How many episodes? 250. Thanks mom. But you know, like I was telling him, I said, you know, we're averaging 15 to 18 per episode, which once again, does not sound like a lot when you say it. But once again, if 15 people, 15, 18 people walked into this room right now, we'd go fuck where we're going to put all these people.
Speaker: Everybody get out of the fucking room, it's warm in here, you know? Mark said he listened 250 times. Thanks, Marty. In considering the fact that I do care and you're not dying, stop. You're acting like you have a man cold. Yes, man cold is the most serious cold you can get.
Speaker: Yeah, summer's has been sick this week. I said you got to be over that shit by Thursday. So I'm into that and get to get to some Nyquil and sleep that shit off. Mm hmm. Well, no, it's vitamin C and some oranges and suck them bitches down. So she's going to get some vitamin D tomorrow. So vitamin D. Yeah.
Speaker: No, no, I mean, considering when you and I started about when you and I said that we were going to do this, either one of us thought we were going to get any listen, you know, we might get a car. Yeah, we fired. We get 250 and 250 episodes.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. So like I said, small achievement, not that big a deal for some others, but I just thought it was pretty cool. So yeah, I put it on. You know, considering we're not the coolest motherfuckers on the planet, despite what we think of ourselves, let me finish. Let me finish. There are more interesting podcasts and more interesting people out there than us. However, the fact that we have any following whatsoever is kind of cool.
Speaker: Anyway, just another small achievement that happened this week. We went over a hundred followers on Facebook, so that was kind of cool. That's also cool. That could also, because that might be people joined because they were tired of me sending invites. And they're like, I'm ignoring the first 75. You're going to have to block Kevin Holley and send out 10 notifications per person.
Speaker: I kid you not dude. Every time that motherfucker goes live, I'm like, fuck, I know already. He was, tonight he went live and since we were running a little bit late, I went in there for a few minutes and was bullshitting around and I was like, oh, time to go record a real podcast. And then I put our Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln,
Speaker: No, we both support each other. He posts on our page, I post on his page. And we talked a lot about Kevin's show. And Kevin, if I'm in the chat, he'll bring up our show. So it's cool. That's my guy. And for anybody wondering, we have started discussing merch. Yes, a little bit. All about five minutes. Yeah. Hey, what's up, Brad?
Speaker: Uh, yeah, as I said, as I said, you know, we, we'd, uh, uh, dive into that adventure when I got back from vacation. Right. Which is what we were talking about at the beginning. Uh, those of you who may be listening to this on Spotify. Yeah. And they're like, why the hell are these assholes talking about packing? Well, it's because I'm going to Tennessee tomorrow. So that's right. Now, how long is it?
Speaker: Uh, seven hours to get down there. Yeah. I told my wife, you want a sticker? Uh, nonsense of a nonsense sticker or Kevin Holly sticker? Brad said, what up fuckers? No, what up dude. But, um, yeah, so we're going to, it's going to take about seven. I'll say, I'll say eight hours.
Speaker: I don't know. It's going to be like, and I'm sure I'm going to stop a couple of times. Yeah. I was telling my wife, I said, I do not envy Chris this, this, uh, tomorrow because eight hours in the car with a bunch of kids, teenagers and young and, and even my kids, I love my kids. Don't get me wrong, but just going to the fucking grocery store. I'm like, Oh, shut up already. I'll pull out, take this car and turn around. We'll go home.
Speaker: Well, the fortunate thing is we're leaving early in the morning. We're going to try to leave. I want to leave at eight, no later than nine. So these little assholes are going to stay up late and they're still going to be half as dead to the world tomorrow. So hopefully they'll just sleep for the first couple of hours and then they'll wake up and be like, eh, we're hungry. When I was a kid, we used to, we used to go to Chicago to my families. And, you know, we, of course, we had the, my, I don't know if you remember my 86, 86 Astro minivan.
Speaker: My parents bought that thing because they bought it brand new for the simple fact for like trips like that, you know and We would literally Leave it like three o 'clock in the morning. Yeah so that we get there it we'd have like two three hours of sleep and it'd be time to get up and
Speaker: I don't know about you, but I could never sleep in the car. I can't sleep in the car. I can, I can, but I can sleep anywhere. I mean, honestly, if I'd have had my way, if I could have, I would have left tonight and just drove down or throughout the night and then my kids would have slept the majority of the time.
Speaker: Well, we downloaded, they downloaded movies on their tablets and all that jazz. So there are movies they can watch and, uh, uh, you know, I've got a different nowadays. You got the tablets and stuff back in the day when it was like stare out the window and shut up. I got a, I got a couple episodes of this that I can listen to. It just doesn't know.
Speaker: Well, they actually like it. They actually like it. I had episode 21 playing last night when I picked them up and I can't remember what the hell we were talking about, but I was just driving and kind of minding my own business because the kids are always doing whatever they do. And all of a sudden, my oldest one sitting beside me, she just started laughing her ass off.
Speaker: And then my middle one, the other, my other daughter, she was laughing and chuffing in the back seat. I was wondering how you two are laughing at it. They're like, you guys are stupid, but you're funny. You just sit there and look at him and go, whatever you do, don't listen to episode 14. We think different than your father. Episode 14. We're gonna, we're gonna, you know, down the road, we're gonna, we're gonna be like,
Speaker: 300 episodes in you know about the time that that we really blow up Episode 14 is gonna come back and bite us in the well It could bite us in the ass sooner than we think because I found out today That mr. Ryan Reynolds has just started his tick -tock account Yeah, I already started following him
Speaker: But I actually sent you a a TikTok video and it's it's it's literally like there's got to be 400 small squares of people and it's all guys and then one girl in the middle she says all guys think this thing is cute and this guy stitched it and he's like Ryan Reynolds. We don't talk about it but it's totally Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker: And I was like, fuck it, every guy, every guy in the 400 pictures are like, yeah, if there was a guy, I'm on fork. Mark said he wants a Glick plushie. He said he's already got a pretty mercury one.
Speaker: Actually, I actually have a couple of good ideas for tick tock videos that I'm I'm hesitant to do it But I'm gonna do the I want to break free video But a like I'm gonna show up with a broom and in a dress and then saying I want to break free. I just If you have you ever seen the hour break free video I
Speaker: Freddie Mercury comes out of the kitchen with a, he's got a vacuum cleaner and he's in a, he's in a skirt and a pink tank top thing and a wig with the mustache. Are you trying to tell us something? No, it's imitating the video. Last week you brought up the, uh, the trans athletes. Well, I'm already trans vaccinated. So, uh,
Speaker: But if you actually watch the I want to break free video the official video from Queen they're all every Every one of the band mates are dressed as as girls in that video You want to know how many queen videos I've seen? All of one Bohemian wraps wrap story video
Speaker: No, not really. I haven't seen the whole thing. And Wayne's World doesn't count. I was going to say, Wayne's World is probably the closest thing to me seeing the video. Dude, I honestly, I could probably only name, and I'm giving myself credit here, I could probably only name maybe five Queen songs. You got We Are The Champions and The Indian Rhapsody. Those are obvious.
Speaker: I know. And I want to break free, but that's only because you were talking about it. Right. And I think they did Fat Bottom Girls. Fat Bottom Girls. And then they did Bicycle. Yeah, which is the only five I know. So that's my knowledge as well. And out of those five that I've named, I don't really like two of them. And we can all guess which two that I like. I'm not a fan of Bicycle. Yeah, I like two of the champions, and I like Well, who are you in Rhapsody? That's right. I love Fat Bottom Girls. I was singing it today.
Speaker: Mark is judging me right now, judging us both right now because we don't know Queen. Well, you kind of have to know Queen because you're over there in their homeland. Yeah, I was going to say that's kind of a catch -22. I've never been a big Queen fan. I think Freddie Mercury, I've seen live concert footage and stuff. I think he's a hell of a performer. I just don't like him. It's like Kiss. I don't like Kiss.
Speaker: They're awesome. I can't name four kiss songs. I can't name four kiss songs off the top of my head. No, I can think of. Holy shit. I can't think of any right now. Oh man. Yeah. Detroit rock city all night. Detroit rock city. I was made for loving you. That's when you want to disco and Beth. Yes. I love that song. Actually. And now there's one more that I'm thinking of. I can't think of it.
Speaker: Man, I can't. I actually like I Was Made For Loving You. I like when they tried to go into disco. And I love Beth. I love Beth. Oh my god. That's actually one of my favorite songs. Now, the best rendition of Beth is Paul Rudd singing it in role models. You know, I don't know if I've ever seen that movie all the way through. Oh my god, totally worth it. Is that the one with Owen Wilson? No, it's the one with Sean William Scott.
Speaker: Oh, no, I don't think we talked about this movie the other day. Yeah, and I don't think they do. They do LARPing in it. And when I was telling you in the movie, it's called Laura. Yeah, that was a few weeks back. Yeah, that was when you that's when you message me randomly. I was fucking right motherfucker because I rewatched the movie. So in real life, it's called LARPing.
Speaker: You know, when you, when you yell at them, but you don't, when you do it, we can still see your face. I gotta do this. So you hear it, but you don't see it. I always forget the camera's on. Uh, speaking of movies, I've been on a little bit of a roll this last week.
Speaker: I love me some Kenny Rogers. Everybody loves the gambler.
Speaker: Not only did I watch Big Daddy the other night, which... I watched The Wedding Singer. I downloaded and watched The Wedding Singer with family. Summer called me while I was watching Big Daddy, and before she called me, I was already saying it word for word, and we're on the phone, and before they were learning the words... He's like, Constitution, electricity.
Speaker: Nothing funnier than that fucking movie the movie cracks me up The Adam Sandler movie. I cannot stand is that Jack and Jill movie? Oh My god
Speaker: Mark said, Glick, I totally knew that you bought one of those live red signs to put outside your door. Yes, it's on air, so my kids don't come in. No, but so I watched Big Daddy the other night, and then Saturday, which kind of delayed us going live a little bit, which you've got the tail end of, I was watching the wedding singer, which we were both quoting.
Speaker: Literally, we got done with the podcast, and I'm like, download. I went to the website, and I downloaded that shit right away. Singing along to the end. I was in the kitchen. The thing is, your sound bar is so loud that your mic picks it up like I'm sitting in the TV.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, my soundbars are super loud. I had to yell at my kids like it never bothered me how loud it is, except when they're watching YouTube. Oh, my God. It's like it's like all our chalkboard. It's so loud. My my son has started watching this guy. I don't know what game this guy's playing, but it's it's obviously an online game because this guy's playing with his buddies with this guy. So annoying his voice. I'm just like, oh, my God. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: which I'm sure a lot of people say that about us, but fuck them. Yeah. But, uh, the one chick that my kid watches and I, I don't mind watching her videos, but I can only watch it's like one or two because her voice is kind of high pitched as this, uh, SSS sniper wolf. Oh, I can't stand it. Oh my God.
Speaker: Somewhere I can't I cannot watch her videos because her voice is just show up there. It's like oh my god, shut the fuck up She's pretty and all but it's like yeah, you know Yeah, I can't I can't stand that shit. I Don't like a lot of you. I don't like a lot of you too Well, I I like said I like watching the cube videos and and and Cube is basically
Speaker: Russian TikTok, but it's basically a lot of people fails that there's a couple of channels I watch that are Its compilations of fail videos and stuff. Basically Yeah, I'll watch those all day. I love them because I'll laugh my ass off But other than that I watch them. I watched the a couple of car builds People building cars and stuff other than that I could give a fuck and of course I get my news from there. I
Speaker: I watch Newsmax on there. I watch Newsmax. It's news from the States. Newsmax, it's basically, they're independent news organizations. So they're not owned by either party.
Speaker: Ah, gotcha. Like CNN and Foxes, you know, CNN's owned by the Democrats, Fox's owned by the Republicans. So it's like, you know, you kind of get one -sided. So, I watch independent news on there. That seems to be a lot of the news networks these days. Going to a real quick video here. I'm going to post it on our Instagram story. All right. Well, yeah, it's... Not that they can hear you. That don't matter. They really need to hear you. I'm the worst part of the show.
Speaker: But that's where I watch Newsmax and a couple other, I don't know how reliable, but for lack of a better term, reliable news sources to get my news. And I do that while I'm cleaning the kitchen or cleaning up, have it on the background just to see how badly everything's fucked up. And I'm kind of glad I live here sometimes.
Speaker: It's all fucked up and we're all going to die. We're all pretty much. Well, see the one thing about living in Mexico that you, that people very rarely realize it's Mexico. Nobody gives a fuck about Mexico. So it's like, go ahead, blow each other up. I'll be sitting here on the beach. Yeah. But it's, it's to me, it's like the, the, the best reality show ever.
Speaker: is politics. It's like you in sports. You watch sports, I watch politics because I just sit there and go, you're an idiot. And my son's like screaming at TV for like, these guys are dumb. And this guy's dumb. And he's like, you know, they can't hear you. I'm like, shut up. Just
Speaker: Shut your whore mouth. He's like, even I know dad, they can't hear you. I'm like, well, watch this. I'll leave a comment. I never comment on anything. I'm going to comment. They'll know. Yeah, right. The one guy I listened to once again, I'm not going to plug him, but, but, uh, he's, he's very center of the line, you know,
Speaker: If somebody does something right, he's like, okay, this person did something right. If they did something dumb, they're like, this guy's an idiot. Oh no, I do that. I don't, I don't have regular TV. I just have Netflix, Disney plus and a YouTube. I don't give a fuck about anything else. Wow. Tasty.
Speaker: But I'm actually, uh, tonight, once my wife falls asleep, I'm gonna, I'm going to watch the new episode of Loki. Yeah. I might try to, I might try to, um, I might try to put that on tonight after we get done here. Oh, it's so good. Yeah. No, Loki's actually really good. It's just, um, uh, the, the last episode of watch, I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker: It just went by so quick. When it ended, I was like, wait, that's it? Yeah, I was kind of the same way with it. But I'm curious on episode four, I need to watch it tonight. My wife hasn't watched any of them. So she's like, I'm not going to start at episode four. And I was like, oh.
Speaker: So, like she hasn't even watched WandaVision or Falcon Winter Soldier. She's like, if it's not a movie, I don't care. I'm like, you're married to the wrong guy. She's not a big, like, this is the same woman that when she found out of like Star Wars, she was like, oh, really? I was like, shut up. I said, you sound like Chris. Yeah, I don't watch a lot of live TV.
Speaker: I watch, but I mean, I use it to watch sports and, and like wrestling and everyone's wild. There'll be a movie on that. I want to watch or something like that. Yeah. Well, I mean, even when I did have cable, I would literally be on HBO and Showtime all the time. Or I'd be on the Sony channel because they had scrubs. And now that I can watch scrubs on YouTube, I'm like, I don't care.
Speaker: Yeah, right because I found all all nine seasons because they do have the the intern season On youtube and i'm like hell. Yeah. I know what i'm watching There you go Oh speaking of scrubs, you know the janitor Okay, neil flinn is the janitor and uh, he was only supposed to be in one episode the first one
Speaker: The writers saw the first episode and they were like, holy shit. This guy's genius They never wrote him another line the entire eight seasons. He was on Really? Everything you see Neil Flynn do is all Neil Flynn Mm -hmm Every whoa, I just got buzzed by a bug but No, I got the door open and it just flew in and
Speaker: But uh, everything you see on scrubs with neil flinn is all neil flinn and zach braff Uh reacting just just riffing. Yeah, they just riffed, you know i'm i'm sure there's multiple takes where neil flinn came in said something dumb and zach braff was just like what? because uh I've i've watched a shit ton of the bloopers and there's a lot of neil flinn and zach braff just dying laughing at each other
Speaker: But the funniest thing I've seen pertaining to Scrubs was when they did Celebrity Family Feud, and J .D. and Turk, they're all obviously on the same team, and where they do the questions were, your teammate's off stage or whatever so he can't hear.
Speaker: if all they actually said if all the animals from the zoo decided to escape which one would be the one helping them over the fence Zach Braff said giraffe yeah which was the number one answer Donald Faison who plays Turk gets up and they ask him the same question
Speaker: If all the animals leaving zoo, who helps him over? He goes, uh, uh, alligator. Steve Harvey's like, wait, what? The alligator. Of course he got zero points. But it was a, it's funny little clip I signed on YouTube. I thought it was hilarious. Well, Brad, I don't know what your problem is with my Cleveland Browns blanket hanging up on my wall, but if you don't
Speaker: Speaking of which Speaking of bears I am gonna send you a clip you talk about wanting to fight a fucking kangaroo I found a clip today wife and kids and I were watching cube videos and This kangaroo has a dog and headlock and
Speaker: and this dude walks up to kangaroo and the kangaroo kind of looks at him and dude just
Speaker: punches the fucking kangaroo in the fucking nose and the kangaroo lets go of the dog kind of looks at him and just hops away. Yeah, we've talked about that video. That guy kind of like runs up and hits him with the right hook. Oh my god, dude, I fucking died. And I was like, well, maybe Chris could take a kangaroo considering the fucker just runs away. But it gave him this look like, did you just fucking hit me?
Speaker: Fuck and he just hops away. I lost it. I was like, that'd be Chris. I don't know. Apparently them fuckers will rear up on their behind legs or on their tail and kick you a donkey punch you from the fucking word about all that shit.
Speaker: You look like that Bruce that scene in once upon a time in Hollywood Where Brad Pitt throws the Bruce Lee character through the up to kids a fucking car Go jackets, there you go Bowser go jackets Yeah Busted kangaroos is I Still maintain I still maintain I'll whip the shit out of fucking bunny rabbit. I
Speaker: Knocked that little fucker out. Speed bag that fucker. Yeah, Tampa Bay is in route to another Stanley Cup, but that's my, that's my other team. So, so, uh, I hope they do win the other, I hope they do win a Stanley Cup. We got some hockey talk in the chat.
Speaker: Nice. Brad's trying to pick a fight. He's talking shit about my browns. The Steelers are better. Hey, Brad, the Steelers are better. How was that? Forty eight thirty seven ass will begin. Pittsburgh in the playoffs. How's that? Not only that, but how was that week before when we slapped you in the face, too? That's what you get for talking shit. Which one? Some of them is your queen video. Both of them. Which one? Oh, really? Oh, Jagged's fan. All right. What's up, brother?
Speaker: What's going on? I had to do I didn't do the singing when you guys fucking peer pressured me into it. Well, dude, you you you always try to you always try to weasel your way out of doing shit. I didn't weasel nothing. I had planned on doing it. Well, the first video I posted, I planned on saying long, but I started thinking about it as I'm getting ready to do it. I kept laughing. Yeah.
Speaker: Which is why you see me laughing like smiling like a fucking retard in the video You know, so I finally I said, okay i'm gonna go ahead and i'm gonna do another one And i'm gonna sing along so I fucking sing along
Speaker: Brad don't want to talk about the two weeks, the last two weeks of last season. He said, they're going to be better this year. It's going to be even better than they were last year. So I was going to say famous last words. No, I don't want to, I don't want to buy into the hype too much, but last season was awesome. And if they can continue the success
Speaker: Man, we're going to have a lot of brown. We're going to have a lot of football talking, football season rolls up. So I'm going to need you to get your shirt. I know. I'm going to have to pick a team and follow. Well, you already have a team. And it's an orange and brown team. And it's Cleveland. I actually believe not.
Speaker: If you say that was Cowboys, I will end this podcast right now. Oh, good God, no. No, good God, no. You know, uh, my friend, my friend that died, he was a big Cowboys fan and I used to, whatever, whoever the Cowboys is playing with, I always pick the other team just to bust his balls. What do you want, sir? You want to bed? Okay. Go to bed. There's my other co -host, the better co -host. What's up? Hey, can't hear you. Cause I got headphones on. I'll bring it in.
Speaker: I'm trying to steal my charter box. Can you come and give me a kiss? Come here. No, I don't think you and I can be friends anymore if you're a Bengals fan. Come here, give me a kiss. No, football's free ball. Hi. This one's good. Can't hear you. She can't even see me. I tried to wait. Hi, Chris. Hey, bud. All right, go to bed. Yeah, use that box for now.
Speaker: Yeah, during the football season, I'm going to need you to brush up on your football knowledge, get your little NFL and stuff. My football knowledge comes from me playing Madden. Well, play Madden and get more knowledge. I'm going to have to go buy me the new Madden. I want to jump into some stories. Obviously, there's some huge news that came out today. Right?
Speaker: Yes. Anybody who's anybody knows about the hashtag me to movement, I gotta find the story that you sent me. Yeah, it was actually sent to me by a friend. And I was like, I'll just forward this Chris because I'm not gonna read it. It was just piss me off. You know, at the start of the me to movement, there was a very famous celebrity that was that was targeted, so to say.
Speaker: Uh, for being, oh, creep, which kinda, you know, it's not really all that shocking. You know, he grew up America's dad. Everybody loved him. Everybody, you know, he was, he was, my family watched the show. Yeah. I mean, we, we watched it religiously.
Speaker: You say it like, believe it or not, we're a white family and we watched them, black people on television. No, but like, yeah. It's how you said it. We lived out in a country, we only, the first black person ever saw was Bill Cosby. Believe it or not. Well, my parents had the albums, we had his stand -up albums. I used to love his stand -up albums. So, unless you live under a rock,
Speaker: you don't know about the Bill Cosby case. You know, he he he drugged he drugged women and and had his way with him, you know, and I wish I could do a Bill Cosby. I really do wish I could.
Speaker: eat the jello with your with the little bill in it and i'll wait till you pass out basically so today i've got the pudding pops i've got a pudding pop in your mouth
Speaker: Sorry, that's my sick mind thinking about Bill Cosby. Which was the first thing when I heard about it. That's the first thing I thought. He was like, he's going to have to put it before he goes. So, I don't know what, three years ago, he was sentenced for rape and all that jazz.
Speaker: Today, the Pennsylvania Supreme Court overturned the sexual assault convictions on Bill Cosby, and he's a free man. So basically, I don't want to go into all the crazy detail. Well, did he ever deny it? Or did he be like, yeah, OK, I did it. I think to a certain degree, he did. But basically, they're saying that they overturned it because he
Speaker: didn't get the process to do rights. Oh, so they like didn't read him his rights. Well, he said Cosby, the DA. This is the church. Words are words are hard.
Speaker: The Pennsylvania State Supreme Court judges said in their opinion that a former Montgomery County District Attorney's decision to not prosecute Cosby back in 2005. So the allegations came up in 2005. And then what was it? 10, 12 years later, they came back to light.
Speaker: Um, and returned for his deposition in a civil case was so, so basically there was a civil case and they said, we're not going to press charges on you for your sexual assault allegations. If you, if you give us a deposition in this case, okay. Um, was ultimately used against him at his trial. So what they said they weren't going to do, they turned around and did, and did anyways. Yeah.
Speaker: which is on them. Sadly, people are going to hear this and they're going to take it the wrong way. But sadly, at the end of the day, the Derek Chauvin case, the Minnesota dirt bank that killed George Floyd, at the end of the day, if he's got lawyers that are worth a grain of salt, he didn't get a fair trial.
Speaker: because of certain politicians and jackasses saying, if you don't find you guilty, we're going to burn the fucking city and blah, blah, blah. So well, you fucking tell me. I actually had this conversation last night with a buddy of mine. He said he watched the trial and and and my whole thing was like, I don't want to get too political on it, but Floyd was high as a kite is the nicest way to say it. Well, yeah.
Speaker: way over the survivable limit. Well, I mean, regardless, but apparently him and Chauvin used to work together as bouncers. I don't know any of that. I mean, you can only believe that is regardless of of Floyd's record or his drug abuse.
Speaker: Or any of that. Yeah, George Floyd was a dirtbag and now they're making it out to be some kind of fucking hero, but the guy was a dirtbag. But in any case, he didn't deserve to die in the street like a fucking dog. Yeah, I agree with that part. So I mean, I'm kind of torn both ways as far as that case goes, but that has nothing to do with this. It was just kind of an example I was trying to use. Yeah.
Speaker: of the
Speaker: Well, they basically did a contract with him saying, if you witness this, we won't prosecute for this. And they went back on the contract. It's breach of contract, basically. Basic contract.
Speaker: So it says, in light of these circumstances, the subsequent decision by successor DAs to prosecute Cosby violated Cosby's due process rights, the judges wrote. Cosby was sentenced back in 2008 to three to 10 years in state prison for drugging and sexually assaulting some chick, nobody knows who she is, at his home in 2004.
Speaker: Well, and supposedly I'm sure there's more than one. Oh, well, yeah, there was that Janet Dixon, which was one of those reality, like she was a model back in the day. And then she was on a bunch of reality shows. If you looked her up, you would you would know who I probably know who she is. So I probably like, oh, yeah, that chick. So, yeah, so Cosby was released today basically because the DA fucked up and, you know,
Speaker: Oh man, it's so hard to, I don't, I don't, that was such a weird case because you know, how are you going to come back 30, almost 40 years later and go, Oh, Bill Cosby raped me. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. 1985. I'm like, right. 85. Jesus. The thing is with, with stuff like that, there's no statute of limitations. Mm -hmm.
Speaker: But oddly enough, there is one for murder. Weird. You know what, don't worry about all that. Yeah, that's... Also, also in criminal news, and you actually sent this to me, but before you sent it to me...
Speaker: Hey man, thanks for hanging out for a little bit, Brad. Yeah, thanks brother. Download Spotify on your phone and listen to all the other episodes. Hey everybody, download Spotify. And if you're watching live and you'd like to share it out, feel free to share it out. Please. I really appreciate it too. Let's get up to 19.
Speaker: But you sent this to me. But before you sent this to me, Cameron's goofy ass put it in our group chat and tagged me saying that this is a me move. And he's not wrong. I have almost come to blows with people for this particular reason. Not the brand.
Speaker: I saw that and I actually was like, oh my God, I'm going to send this to Chris. And once again, it's just the meme. Yeah. Yeah. And I didn't bother to look up story because you don't need the whole story. The meme itself is the meme itself is perfect. Um, so an Alabama man was arrested for attacking his neighbor with a shovel.
Speaker: after the neighbor allegedly told him that bush life tastes like water welcome back pretty girl which you're like motherfucker you sent that to me and I know you were thinking and you sent it to me the same thing Cameron was thinking which is why Cameron put it in our group chat and tagged me and to be honest with you I have I have had a couple altercations with people
Speaker: because they wanted to trash talk Budweiser. So Budweiser, if you ever hear this or you ever catch wind of this, I fight for you. I was going to beat the brakes off of a kid in a bar one night because he told me that Budweiser was shit beer while he was drinking a PBR.
Speaker: Yeah, well there you go. I will shove that fucking PBR thing in your ass. I can just imagine the conversation that this guy was having as his neighbor comes over, hey man, you got a beer? Yeah, here, here, here, here, here's a busch light. And he's like, well, this tastes like fucking piss water. What the fuck? Did you just hit me with a shovel?
Speaker: I can't drink this. It tastes like water. It's shitty beer. You got anything better? Hold on. Let me go get in the garage. I'll get you something different. This is the best guy I've ever had on the planet. We actually follow a guy on TikTok and his name is like the Bush Light King or something. Yeah. Yeah. He's all Bush Light King. Well, there's a lot of the Bush talk people that
Speaker: Alright, let's go Tampa Tampa want to know anybody They already took game game one so they already lead the series one nothing now They're leaving the game one nothing tonight, but uh, you've got you got the bushlight king and then you got bush latte guy Yeah
Speaker: A whole mess of those Bush drinkers. I mean, I've been drinking Bush lately, but that's just because I'm broken. It's cheap ass beer. It's not the greatest. It could be Keystone. Oh, yeah. I don't go that way. You know, about the about the lowest I go is Natty. Down here, they have a brand. It's called Gayo, which means rooster. And it doesn't it doesn't taste terrible, but it will give you the worst hangover of your life.
Speaker: Holy shit. Well, my, my buddy, this, yeah, go ahead. The worst beer that I'll drink here is natty light. Now there are beers below natty light, but the problem with natty light is not only the hanger, but oh my God, it fucking wrecks my stomach. My guts are gone. They're, they're shit for two days. Just, just bubble guts and everything.
Speaker: Yeah, the hangover only lasts a few hours, but man, no, that guy, oh beer, it's stupid cheap. I mean, don't even know it's stupid cheap. It's like, I think it's like almost like, uh, I think it's seven bucks for a six pack. It's cheap. But, uh, but he used to buy it. Well, a buddy of mine, the guy, uh, the guy I talked about on episode 22, it just passed away.
Speaker: He used to buy it, and he'd be like, hey, you want to come over and have some beer? And I'd get there, and it'd be just shit tons of this guy laying around. I'm like, really, dude? He's like, it's cheap. What do you want to do? I said, well, I want to wake up tomorrow, not wake up dead.
Speaker: And every time I go into the store and I see it, they got, they said it, you know, when you're walking through the, uh, in between the fruit and the, the alcohol section, there's just stacks of these fucking cans. I'm just like, I start fucking dry even right there. It's, uh, it's just the hell on earth.
Speaker: I'm not the biggest fan of cheap beer. Call me a beer snob. I like, I like, uh, and you'll probably make fun of me for it, but I like, uh, M .G .D. Um, yeah, that's not that bad. I used to drink. It's got a good taste. Yeah. I used to drink, uh, um, shit. Was it M .G .D.? The champagne of beers. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I think I used to drink that. I mean, it's not a bad beer. The problem I have with something like that, that guyo shit and natty and shit like that, it tastes like dick too. Yeah, it's got, the M .G .D. has got a really nice flavor to it. But I thought you had a fondness for the taste of dick though.
Speaker: It depends. It's going, going. Exactly. My fucking goddamn softballs. They still haven't found that son of a bitch. I'm sorry, John. A few months back, John got a got roughed up, so to say.
Speaker: Uh, okay. And, uh, they, you know, obviously file charges and all that jazz and they still haven't found them. Nice. All I need is a name. Exactly. So speaking of, speaking of, since, since we're on the, on the crime report and crime topic tonight, I do got a couple, I got a couple.
Speaker: uh anything from my favorite state you know i have not seen anything in a long time from florida i've been seeing a lot of stuff they're not they're wide open man no the problem in the thing with florida right now is nobody's doing anything stupid because the camp at bay lightning are going for their
Speaker: Second Stanley Cup in a row. They're in the Stanley Cup playoffs, so everybody's in the hockey mode down there, so they're all behaving themselves because nobody wants to get locked up in this lightning in the Stanley Cup. Exactly. Exactly. They're like, fuck that. They don't play in the Stanley Cup in county.
Speaker: He, he met a chick off Tinder, but it was one of those Tinder setups where he went up to meet up with her and then he got, Oh, no shit. That's fucked up. But we were talking about kangaroos earlier and me whooping a kangaroo's ass, which we're gonna go ahead and venture to the land down under. Do you come from a land down under? I was listening to that song yesterday and my, my wife was like, what are you listening to? I was like,
Speaker: how dare you not know men at work and she's like uh and then of course i had to put on the greatest song ever had i i sat back sat in sat in the couch and put on and cranked up the todo uh i knew you were gonna say africa i knew you were gonna say i was actually i was actually and i literally said before i put it on i said
Speaker: My, my, I was listening to different, I was flicking through genres of music. Like I had a fucking insane clown policy on and then I'm on Metallica and then something else. And I, and my son's like, I've never heard this song. I said, you want to hear the greatest song ever? He's like, what? And my wife just looked at me and I was like, sit back. We're going to crank up the Toto. I was like, Oh yeah. So I put on Africa and I'm singing along. My daughter's looking at me like I'm a retard.
Speaker: She's like, really? I was like, this is a good song. You don't like it. There's the door. Yeah, there's the door. You know, that's a, why, why, why aren't there any vampires in Africa? That's right. Cause I bless the rain down in Africa. Oh yeah, man. No, but, uh,
Speaker: John, I'm not from Florida. I'm born and raised in Ohio, but I have a lot of friends a lot of close friends that live down in Florida and I've kind of adopted Florida teams as my second teams like I like the Bucks the Buccaneers not the Buckeyes The Buccaneers I like the Tampa Bay Rays baseball and I like the lightning
Speaker: of the
Speaker: I was actually, I was actually watching, um, he's in Mexico, John. Yeah. I was actually watching, um, I was watching that draft day again, that Kevin Costner movie where he works for, he's the GM of the Browns. And I thought, and I was talking to a buddy of mine.
Speaker: He knocked on my door and asked me a question. And he's like, what are you watching? Drunk ass neighbor. No, no, I got a story about him. I got a story about him, but I can't tell here on the podcast. But I need to push my guard down the road. You see, give me a bush. Come on. I was telling my buddy, I said, this is a Kevin Costner. He's GM, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he asked me, he asked me, he says, he says, if
Speaker: If tomorrow you found yourself the owner of the Browns or a team, what would you do? I said, I'd call Chris and tell him to take over. You run the fucker because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. If I woke up tomorrow with billions of dollars in my brain,
Speaker: And my wallet and I'm like, well, what am I gonna do? Let's buy a sports team. Chris, which sports team should I buy? Yeah. You want to run it? You want to be the fucking GM? Cause I don't know. You're going to buy the team and I get to run it. How much are you paying me? What's fair. What's a hundred million a year done. Just make sure we win the Superbowl motherfucker. I don't care. A hundred million a year.
Speaker: What is up, Newark glory hole? How's it going? There they are. We're back in. They, they, they just let our potion in there, man. All right. Shout out to Newark glory hole. Thanks for letting me, let me post on your guys's Facebook page. I don't know. You guys call yourself the Newark glory hole cracks me up. I fucking love it. And I'm in Newark. So, you know, if we get some listeners in Newark, maybe they'll recognize me. They're like, Hey, you're the nonsensical nonsense guy. I'd be like, actually, I actually have family in Newark.
Speaker: I'm sorry. Yeah, I know. But, um, what the hell was I talking about? Yeah, criminal, criminals. No, Australia, Australia. Speaking of squirrels, you guys can ask, that's my dad. My dad says that all the time. My dad always says that. NERK. You're damn right, John. NERK. My dad says that all the time. He's like, you guys, you guys are all over the place. NERK.
Speaker: But yeah, out in Australia. It says police rescue spooked nude sunbathers from Australian forest. Let's go ahead and travel out to Sydney, Sydney, Australia for this one.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, you should find two men. Wow. Why are two dudes naked together, sunbathing? That was going to be my thought. That's exactly what you said. Two dudes. And I was like, wait, if I'm thinking nude sunbathing, I'm thinking too good looking chicks. Well, I'm not even thinking good looking chicks. At least a dude and a chick. Yeah, I'm thinking like two chicks, a dude and a chick. Yeah. I don't know. Jeff, you want to, if I come down there, you want to do some nude sunbathing together? Yeah, let's get right on it, man. Fuck.
Speaker: My ass. I can't quit you. Shut up, Blake. Shut up, dude. We're naked. Don't say shit like that. My neighbor's gonna hear you, motherfucker. What the hell?
Speaker: That would be the most awkward, uncomfortable. That would be a weird, a weird comment. I mean, what, what, what compels you to say to a dude friend, Hey, let's sunbathe naked. Well, what did you, what did I just come into summer? Summer always comes in the moment. Welcome back, pretty girl. Sorry. She said, slowly backing away.
Speaker: Six feet mother fucker, six feet. Social distance.
Speaker: Don't worry. Get the hugs tonight. Well, listen, this is what you walked into. So I'm only assuming that maybe they were a couple, so also my phone is. That is a possibility, which is not my first thought. Yeah, no, it's just funny because it's like, yeah, you wouldn't think, you know, oh, two people Sunday, then you wouldn't think just two boroughs out there together. Hey, bro, are you with us?
Speaker: Come on, man. Let's rub our fingers together. Nobody's going to know. Who are you going to tell? Come on, you big bastard. Just try it. You're going to be a freak about it. You're telling me you're going to look like, even as a friend, jeez. Hey, Cameron, what's going on? So it says, um,
Speaker: Please find two men who had to be rescued from an Australian forest after they were started by a deer while Newt sent Sunday's in on a beach and became lost. So they got scared by a deer while they were on the beach and they took off running naked into the forest. I don't care what it is. I don't care what it is. If something startles me and I'm naked, I'm going to grab my clothes and then run. Yeah, right. Exactly. I'm going to at least grab some butt cheeks.
Speaker: You know, yeah, something, something to cover your, your tally. A fig leaf, something. Jesus. A grain of sand off the beach. It says the shirt peanut.
Speaker: Uh, it says, uh, the men called for help about 6 PM Sunday after they became lost in the world. So they grabbed their clothes, but they grabbed their phone. They basically did a real life, make it in a frame. What's going on, Wally? That's messed up.
Speaker: A deer? Yeah. Hold on a second. They called forever. Definitely a couple. You don't understand why they got startled and took off running. About 6 p .m. Sunday after they became lost in the rural national park south of Sydney, a police statement said Monday.
Speaker: Only in Australia. God damn, I wish I could do an Australian accent. I wish I could do voices in accent. But it says, unbelievable. We saw two men sunboating naked on the beach on the South Coast police commissioner Mick Fuller told reporters, they were startled by a deer, ran into the national park and got lost. Their rescue involved police aircraft, state emergency service and ambulance officers.
Speaker: The men aged 30 and 49 were fined a thousand Australian dollars, uh, which is about $760 American. Okay. Yeah. That was in the article. I didn't, I was going to say, I'm impressed. Now this is what they got in trouble for. And this is why the deer started when they ran into the forest. Okay.
Speaker: They were each charged $760 for breaching a stay -at -home pandemic order that restricted them to Sydney, police said. The younger man was found naked and carried the backpack. He had a fucking backpack, but you didn't have your clothes. Grab the backpack, fuck your clothes, let's go. That's a deer. Fucking Bambi's gonna fuck us.
Speaker: While the, while the, uh, older man was partially cleared, the police statement said the fuller, the commissioner described the pair as effing.
Speaker: And this is like half a bunch of weird symbols, idiots. So he called them fucking idiots. Only in Australia. Is the police commissioner going to call you a fucking idiot? These fucking idiots decided they were going to go out on the beach.
Speaker: Yeah. Clearly, clearly putting people at risk by leaving home without proper reason, then getting lost the national park and diverting important resources away from the health operation. I think they should be embarrassed fuller said the temperature range on Sunday at the awkward town nearest to where the men were lost was three. Wow.
Speaker: was three degrees Celsius. It was 37 degrees to 19 degrees Celsius. So it was only a high of 66. And they're sunbathing naked. Oh, yeah, there's one here in Australia right now. Yeah, I was gonna say yeah, it's not it's not warm. Yeah. The pair were among 44 people fined by police on Sunday for breaching the stay in
Speaker: Fucking idiots. Fucking idiots. I love it. I love it. The only other police officer on the planet that I can think of that could get away with that is one Mr. Grady Judd. Yes. That dude is genius. I love me some Grady Judds. I love watching anything, anything he's in the news for. I'm like, oh shit, here we go.
Speaker: So we're going to go in and we're going to move from, uh, we're going to move from, uh, Australia. Okay. We're going to jump our happy asses up to the new England States all the way up to the top of America. We're going to go back to main area. Oh, pick me up some lobster. Yeah. Right. You know, because there's a lot of crime news today, this week.
Speaker: A man in Walterboro, Maine, tried to pay a $200 bail with counterfeit bills. You dummy. So this is Walterboro, Maine. A man tried to post bail $200 bail with counterfeit bills, according to the sheriff's office, responding to a report of
Speaker: stolen vehicle in Walderboro earlier, or early Sunday morning, stopped a man walking by nearby the York County Sheriff's Office. They wrote in a Facebook post, they determined that he was not involved but arrested him on an outstanding warrant for theft from Walderboro. That's going to happen to us, theft from Walderboro.
Speaker: Fuck, fucker needed batteries. Sheriff William Keeg said, the man said he had enough money to post the $200 bail, but when the bail commissioner arrived, he tried to pay with counterfeit hundred dollar bills. He was denied bail and he was returned to jail with an additional charge for the robbery. The man was able to post a hundred dollar bail and later in the day,
Speaker: Uh, his court date is set for August 4th, blah, blah, blah. Do not indicate them as an attorney. So he's like, Oh, I don't, I, I, my attorney doesn't take counterfeit bills. Real quick story there about some if you're going to pay with the counterfeit bills, don't do it at a courthouse dummy. Don't do it anywhere where the cops are going to be all that jazz.
Speaker: John used to live in winter. Chris said Wally, friend of mine from high school. I also don't know if you guys know each other. He was in horticulture. He graduated out of Europe. We did. Oh, yeah. Sounds like something we would have done that would have happened to us back in the day. It wouldn't surprise me.
Speaker: Oh my God. Why didn't you, why do you keep doing this to me? Why, why, why, what did I ever do to you? I just want to, I just want my news stories. Bobups. Yeah. Bobups. And then the ads page. Yeah. Oh, why not stay, why not stay in Maine? Since you brought up lobsters. Yes.
Speaker: I love lobster, man. That's so awesome. You see how much seafood I eat. We go up to a barnstable mess, fucking mass holes. Yes. Got a man that pleaded guilt, not guilty for destroying $12 ,000 in lobsters. Oh, you bastard. Why would you destroy? I just, I have not read this story. I haven't even probably tried to set them free.
Speaker: and put them in fresh water or something like that. He's like, why are they dying? Dumbass.
Speaker: Hey, call the, call the assholes from Home Depot that did the, uh, or did the exorcism on the, on the, on the wood and the other department that woke up doing exorcism on your dead lobsters in the bathtub. Oh my God. I actually saw that story popped up on my feed after we talked about it. And I was like, Oh my God. I don't have to read this. So, uh, a man is facing charges connected to destroy thousands of dollars worth of live lobsters at a Massachusetts seafood market.
Speaker: There's a Waldo pleaded not guilty to charges of vandalizing property and uses using another's commercial dumpster as superior lobster and seafood and San in sandwich sandwich. There's a town in Massachusetts called sandwich. There's another reason why I don't like fucking Massachusetts Boston
Speaker: The entire city of Boston makes me hate the entire state of Massachusetts. Boston? Yeah. So if all goes well instead of a thousand dollars, hey, you should have talked to the other guy. You could have got a thousand dollars. Yeah, I was gonna say. Put those two guys together. I think they're covered. I got you covered. Here's a thousand Monopoly dollars. I'm kidding.
Speaker: You want 100s or 500s? The judge instructed to keep away from staff of the business. Police records show that Balder was a previous owner. Oh, so he was the previous owner of Superior Options. This was a vendetta thing, man. This was... Yeah, I was going to say that's a revenge plot right there. Yeah. It used to be Mr. Balder's fish market. According to a police report, Balder allegedly destroyed between $8 ,000 and $12 ,000 worth of wasters. That's Honda.
Speaker: Well, he used 20 year old Honda. Yeah. That's a used one was still a Honda. Yeah, definitely is. Video footage obtained by the police showed Waldo arriving at the property on Thursday evening. Police describe Waldo as retrieving garbage bags from his truck and disposing them in the dumpster at the market and running towards running on and then turning off the power boxes. So I told police that when they arrived at the market Friday morning, he noticed
Speaker: The uh, so so he threw his trash away. He threw his personal trash when he got charged for that because you can't do that And then he just like cut the power and just killed all yeah, because all the all the bubblers turned off. Yeah, so it's the lobsters were stressed beyond normal Because of the lack of oxygen and water the newspaper reported so the the monday or yeah, was it monday? uh
Speaker: Friday morning he showed up and then it showed the manager. So probably Saturday morning, he showed back up and kicked the power back on. He was a lot of folks power off. Oh, somebody turned it off shit. And so they, so the, uh, the, the lobsters, uh, died because of stress and oxygen, lack of oxygen and all that jazz. I hate to 12 ,000 though. I wonder how many losses that was because I never bought a lot. All I know is they're, they're crazy expensive. Um,
Speaker: but um I think when you when you Like if you're you're a direct marketer like, you know, the fishermen obviously gets The least amount, you know, the price goes up the more hands it changes, you know, so I'm assuming a lot because they're what secondhand
Speaker: Well, not only that, but I mean, it's a fish market in Boston, Massachusetts. So more than likely the lobsters were, were fresh. I mean, when you live on the coast, much like you live down there in Cancun and I used to live in Charleston.
Speaker: When you went to a seafood restaurant, an actual seafood restaurant, not Captain D's and Long John's sobers. Yeah, exactly. It's fresh. And a lot of it was fresh caught that day. Like, yeah, like there's a guy in the back porch with a fucking fishing pole going, you want chicken or fish? Oh, fish. Here we go. There you go. Yeah. I mean, like a lot of, a lot of the, a lot of the, uh, seafood restaurants in Charleston or, or restaurants that had seafood, everything was caught like that morning.
Speaker: Yeah, like catch of the day kind of deal. Yeah. And it was delivered. I mean, I mean, from from oysters, I mean, some of some of the restaurants actually had oyster farms and you walk around, you'd walk around and pick the one. Yeah, well, you didn't do that, but you would walk around the exterior of the building, especially if they were on the water and they would have these big oyster farms. So
Speaker: All the oysters are right there and they just go out there and grab a handful. There you go.
Speaker: Yeah, and then they cook them up or however. I don't know. Oysters are fucking disgusting, dude. Yeah, I know. I could never get past the consistency. I watched Zombie Land the other day, and Woody Harrelson talking about how he hates snowballs. He's like, I hate coconut. Not to taste the consistency. And I'm right there with him. And I'm right there with him with the consistency of the oysters. I'm sure they taste fine, but I do not want a big thing of snot going around my throat.
Speaker: Yeah, but I mean, I hear you're a swallower, so I would figure you would like. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Speaker: I wasn't going to, but I had to. It's the bottom of the ninth and we're down by two runs and we've got to run around first and say exactly. You gotta swing, swing away, swing away. No, but that's basically what oysters look like, which is why I've never eaten oysters.
Speaker: Yeah, I yeah, I had I had friends of mine down in Charleston like oh tribe You know and even even like even like the fried ones like the deep fried ones, right? Yeah, you got the you got the crunchy exterior, but as soon as you bite that into it Could be worse it could be mountain oysters Mm -hmm
Speaker: Yeah, but I mean, so I would assume more than likely those lobsters were fresh, like real fresh. So that's going to increase the prices. Well, like I said, per pound, they get, you know, they usually do lobster per pound. And I know in the grocery store, they're like, stupid, expensive. So you figure it's not like
Speaker: sell it
Speaker: Yeah. Well, I would think there's complete opposite where they were more expensive, like down in Charleston compared to what they are up here, because by the time they get up here, they've already gone through God knows how many hands and Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like, like, here in Cancun, they're, they're, they're not crazy, but they're, they're, they're still expensive, but they're affordable, so to speak. But like, where you are, fuck dude, you're like at 12 bucks a pound.
Speaker: So I figured probably a buck a pound at least at that fish market Look that a fish market right off the water. Yeah Even at a buck a pound a lobster weighs almost two pounds apiece some of them No, it's something big I saw a dude on tick tock steal a lobster
Speaker: He was at a fish mart. He was at a, uh, like a restaurant and the lady's like, Oh yeah, you can pick whatever you want. He's like, Oh, can I touch it? And she's like, Oh, you really can't. And he reached his hand and then he starts running out the fucking door. He's like, I'm having lobster tonight. You're taking, but I think it might've been a, I think it might've been a setup for tick tock kind of thing. Cause she didn't chase him at all.
Speaker: You're not having a lobster tonight for dinner. You're having Bubba's fucking Johnson running around. You're having a meat sandwich. Yeah. He's getting a Bubba brat. No, I don't know. I'm not going to speculate because I don't know anything about pricing on lobsters or how much they cost or any of that jazz.
Speaker: Yeah, I just know they're expensive and I'm only had lobster a couple of times and that was because somebody else bought it and they had it at their their football party. I have it once a year. I have it once a year on my birthday. I have it. I go on. I go on. My favorite tour in town is Captain Hook.
Speaker: It's a pirate ship you go out and there's a show and then of course they serve surf and turf Well, my wife doesn't like lobster. So i'm like, oh you have my steak i'll have your lobster. So I get two lobsters Man, i'll off don't don't even touch my don't even look at my steak i'll fight you Oh no, though their steak is it's more of a it's not t -bone or anything great. It's just kind of like, you know Like two bucks a walmart kind of thing. Yeah, but i'm not a steak i'm not a steak stop i'm not a steak stop man
Speaker: Right. Oh, I'm not either. I can have steak at my house. Yeah. But I'm not gonna be able to have lobster at my house. Yeah. So it all comes from the same animal. It's just a different color. Yeah. That's the thing. I mean, you know. But I always have lobster when we go on Captain Hook. And by the time I get it anyways, I'm three sheets to the wind anyway. So yeah, it could probably taste like shit. And I wouldn't know because I'm usually half
Speaker: have in the bag anyways. Yeah, as far as they do have open bar on that fucking tour too. Well, I mean, that's like, that's like, we're, we're going down to, we're going down to Pigeon Forge. Um, right. Tomorrow, but we're going to, we're going to eat at, uh, Hatfields and McCoys.
Speaker: It's kind of like that Captain Hooks. It's a dinner and a show and the dinner is like a buffet style, but it's all like Southern, Southern country food, fried chicken. Biscuits and gravy. Yeah, all that jazz. Fried green tomatoes. But your drinks are included, so again, it's like, oh, yeah, one of them. It's like, yeah.
Speaker: yeah places like places like that are dangerous for me because i'm like you know i don't have to pay for it i've never tried scotch before let me try that one and that one it's not about i thought you said it was like a buffet okay now i'm being corrected because i don't know anything about it but i could have swore summer said it was a buffet like a buffet and i'm i don't know either way it's it's southern country as food country oh yeah good stuff and but uh we when we went to disney
Speaker: but it's all you, it is all you can eat. We went to Disney and we went to a luau and it wasn't, it was all you could eat in here. And I didn't know that the drinks were included. So I was just like, yeah, let me get a beer. And then the girl came back through and she was like, do you want another beer? And I was like, nah, I'll just get a Pepsi. And she's like, the beer is included in the price just so you know. And I was like, Oh, well you bring this thing back.
Speaker: When this is about half empty, you just keep working on it. I'd like the Kennedy package, please. She's like, wait, what? And I was like, when this is half empty, you bring me another one and you don't stop until we're done here. Now, every time I go on Captain Hook, I tell the waiter the same thing.
Speaker: The waiters are the pirates, which makes it funny. But I said, I said, look, if you say we're not real pirates. Yeah, let's be honest. They're not real pirates and they don't betray real pirates. Why is your stomach? Oh, Chris has got some penicillin cure right up.
Speaker: Yeah. Nice. Nicely played, man. That wasn't a whole run, man. That was like a Hail Mary. Yes, it was. Last play of the football game. And you're down by five. And that was a Hail Mary 85 -yard pass to the third string wide receiver who was just out there because
Speaker: Well, you took that three rings on the dance floor. Jesus. Yeah, I know that that all comes from the goddamn. I talked about it before. Craig Shoemaker has got the funniest skit for stand up ever. I got to remember you send you the clip. His name is Craig Shoemaker. And he's got it's a seven minute clip on YouTube.
Speaker: And it's called the love master cometh. Was that the guy who was on a, that was somebody else. And he does, he does this thing. He says, he says, I can stir your drink from right here. I got a drink for you. It's a penis colossus, you know? And he goes on for seven minutes straight with these double entendres. He talks about, he says, he says, I bought a light. He says, uh, his buddy asked him, he says, my buddy asked me what kind of laptop I was on.
Speaker: You know, he says, it's beige. You know, he's, he says, uh, his buddy says, yo, you should get a laptop that are 1500 bucks. He was $1 ,500. I can get a lap, lap dance at my strip club for 10 bucks. He says that one comes with a hard drive, baby. He says, he says, I'll download you, unzip you and gigabyte you all night long till you .com.
Speaker: I'm going to have to send you that clip, dude. It's fucking hilarious. Chris is yelling at his kids, I think. Yeah, you'll have to send me that. It's hilarious. My wife hates it. So I don't get to listen to it very often, but I used to have it on my, uh, my playlist and it would, oh, yeah, I heard it. I am.
Speaker: I used to have it on my playlist. My wife would be like, oh, turn that crap off when we'd be in the car, plug in my phone and just have it rolling out with songs. And then that would come on. My wife would be like, no, I'm not listening to that guy again. He's not funny. My fucking cash has just been a little thick tonight, man.
Speaker: He's about to be riding all the way down to fucking Pigeon Forge in a goddamn trunk. I'll strap him to the hood so he can keep an eye on him. Yeah, no, I'm gonna put his ass in the trunk.
Speaker: Yeah. Summer has the runs. I'm sorry you got the runs, baby. We'll send some videos to the girls on Snapchat. They seem to enjoy your food videos. Mark's a jackass. Mark said, bro, this whole time I had my headphones and never realized I thought the audio broke. So he had his headphones on and he took them out of his ear.
Speaker: This is what happened on with 21 and I'm going to kiss I can't hear you I can play this fucking tag game. Yeah, there you go tag us all over the place But now I wish I could take the video. I'm just tagging them in the comments. Oh
Speaker: But, uh, I wish they could hear you because if I could figure out a way to where they could hear you, I would call his show while he was live. Mark said, stop laughing at me. She's not even talking, not even thinking about segi time right now. You hear that little buddy? She's not even thinking about you right now. She's only a few hours away from getting there. I was going to say, penis seal and gear that right up.
Speaker: What was that movie that Paul Rudd was in where he did that in the mirror? He was like, Oh, that it's wonderlust. Wonderlust with Jennifer Anson. He's like, you don't need to do that. My boyfriend ever downstairs and she's like, what do you want to do tonight? I was like, I don't know. You want somebody to do?
Speaker: And she's like, I fucking hate that movie. Shut up. That's not funny. I'm like, no, that's hilarious. So I'll give you this. Stop laughing at me. Mark's thinking about me. I don't know how I feel about that. I feel like I'm Mark's Ryan Reynolds. There you go. Why is he tagging us in so much shit? Oh, that's it. You get 10 notifications. Yes. If I, if I, what is he?
Speaker: Oh, he's all you motherfucker. Do that because you were alive. But now you want to play this fucking game. Let's play this. Oh, do it. All right. You ask clown. I didn't I didn't post in his in his Facebook page because he was live. Right. Just posting in our life. You know what? Oh, get him. Get him. Get him.
Speaker: You know, you don't get that. Yeah. This motherfucker bite the bill of hours. You don't break. This is live right now. Or is he on break? They're probably on break because they're pussies and they can't go for two hours without having a break. God forbid. Yeah, more than likely. He takes an hour and a half break. Yeah, he's on break. I don't get that. I don't get that. You need a break during a podcast. The whole point of the podcast is sit there and shoot the shit. Talk about whatever you're talking about. Not to take a break every two seconds.
Speaker: Even if you have to piss right now, I can cover and you cover while I piss, but I pissed before. That's what I went out to do. I went out to take a piss and then I had to kill my kids. Did he already in the show? Sweating balls here. I don't know. Oh, we were talking about that guy stealing lobsters or killing lobsters.
Speaker: But I'm pretty sure we ended that because we both basically said we don't know shit about lobster except for it's awesome. Fuck, I'm sweating. Why is my audio not working? I hear you. Oh, he got his audio muted because he keeps playing. That's what you get. You know what? When he comes back from break, guess what we're doing? Yeah, we're going to
Speaker: fucking blast him. We're gonna call him. Yeah, but they won't be able to hear me. In this episode, we go ahead and destroy other podcasts. Yeah, what the fuck is on your head, dude? Yeah, we're gonna call him. My fucking, my gator. I put it on my head to stop the sweat running down my face.
Speaker: You're a little tiny patch of hair on the top of your head. I know it's because it's stopped up. My hair goes all over the place because my headphones mess it up. So when I pulled that gator off, I actually, uh, I'm going to try something. But when he comes back in four and a half hours from his break, I'm going to already both in bed. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna call him but I'm gonna take my earbud out. I'm gonna go off the laptop sound So hopefully he'll be able to hear you. Yeah, there you go So I can talk about the picture not being straight, please the picture is straight. Here's your style You're not dying baby. You can't die. I'll take care of you tomorrow. Yeah You see the protein worst
Speaker: Well, first I'll give her a chloroquel. And while she's asleep, I'll inject her with the penicillin. We're going to put the penicillin in all holes just to make sure it works effectively.
Speaker: You'll be asleep. You won't feel a thing. You won't know a thing. Even if you were awake, you wouldn't feel a thing. I'm just saying. Yeah, that's a shrimp peanut. Don't worry about it. Ouch. Kevin Hawley.
Speaker: Barking up the wrong tree little man. Yeah, you're playing you're playing with a dangerous game We have we have 15 listens per episode Because I have a microphone Hey
Speaker: Well, I have a microphone so you will listen to everything I have to say. I literally pause the movie after that and explain my life. It was funny. Yeah, you are. You are. You are wrecking Mark's OCD right now. Your picture in the background, the you can't see the center. I'm not centered. No, no, no, no. You're you're the. Oh, it's it's filtered.
Speaker: Yeah. And the deathly shallows or whatever it is. Mark said, I cannot live knowing that it's not straight. We live just fine. You should have seen it earlier. One of the horns was turned. I actually think it is turned. It is. One of the horns was turned too.
Speaker: Make sure you don't want to throw your fucking Confederate flag up. I could really piss some people off. Let's see if I can fix it without taking my headphones off. That's it. Jeff's standing on his lid. Right there. Not too far. Here we go. Keep going towards you. Towards you. Towards you. Jesus Christ, are you pregnant, man? I know, right? It looks good, right?
Speaker: No, other way towards you. Bring the bottom quarter towards you. Yeah. The bottom corner. I'll fucking do it. I'm not that worried about it. Gives a mess with dudes OCD or I'll turn the fuckers off.
Speaker: I didn't rip the fucking thing off the wall, because I'm like, fuck it, I don't care. Welcome to Nonsense School Nonsense, where Jeff starts his pictures for an hour. A decoration episode. On this episode, Queer Eye is this great guy, a house group, joined forces. A pregnant man tries to change out his pictures.
Speaker: Barks in the chat, and he's going, yeah! But he's got, like, all these, like, standard things in the chat.
Speaker: Here, I'll do this better. Yeah, there we go. Perfect. Perfect. Now shut up. The problem is that he knows his back there. He's like, I know. And this is how the show gets derailed. First, Kevin requires a flick.
Speaker: This is this is a problem with with having the people on chat Because we literally this is my I talked to a buddy of mine yesterday. I called him up I said dude, we're fucking blowing up. He's like really? I said well, not really but we're we're getting some traction He says he's you know, the problem with you guys it shows you don't have you don't stick to a a Single line you kind of branch off from like yeah, that's what makes it funny
Speaker: Yeah. That's what we do. I'm just going to leave this up. Yeah. I'm just going to leave this up and then when they come back, I'm going to, I'm going to call them and hopefully you can hear you. Yeah. So I'm like, fuck you. You suck. Oh, imagine that. Imagine that you're on break.
Speaker: They're on a break. Good God. How long do they go? They go from eight to 11, but they have like three. They have three 20 to 40 minute breaks. That makes no sense. I've told him for years, dude, just do an hour and a half show and don't take a break. Yeah, right.
Speaker: I mean, two hours, we do two, sometimes three hours, sometimes over three hours. Yeah, it's like it's not like you have sponsors or anything like that. It's not like you're fucking CNN or something. Jesus. The fuck you think you are Joe Rogan.
Speaker: He just said he at least he does have one sponsor, which is one more than we have. So we're working on it. We're working on it. We're working on it. We're trying to get Budweiser's parts. I wish I wish the people that would come in on Habs would actually say hi to us because we've actually seen nothing. Several views on on on Habs. Yeah, that's bullshit. Nothing's expired over there. Well, everything's expired.
Speaker: Everything's expired. Let's see if this will actually work before I try it. Yeah. I was going to say, Oh, I'm going to do this. I'm going to leave my audio for a minute, but, but, but you should still be able to hear me. Yeah. You won't, you won't be able to hear me. I don't know. I can't hear you. So feel free to talk about. Yeah.
Speaker: I'll go ahead and talk about to handle to handle fucking show that my wife got me hooked on. I started watching that and on on fucking a little bit. This is how we this is how we roll. This is on the fly. People fucking commented. Oh, look who commented. I don't know. Two people. Oh, where?
Speaker: on HAPS. Oh Theo, Theo Dawson. Hello, just came in. What's up Theo? I can't read it because it's backwards to me because I look at the back of my phone because my front camera doesn't work. So Chris has to read it for me because I can't read. And then we got another one. Somebody else. Is that Luke? What? What? Who? What? Who? What? Somebody else.
Speaker: Somebody else says something. That's Luke. That's Luke. Yeah. That fuck is a jackass's number. They don't have it on the show. They got it on the show. It's like a 1 -800 number, isn't it? No, it's not a 1 -800 number. I called last week, actually. Like if you look at their break screen, it's just nothing but the phone number. People calling and going, fucking get back onto the fucking show. Yeah, right? It's a fucking season number. Something too stupid in your cell phone.
Speaker: Yeah, give out the number. That's a good idea. I didn't give up the number. You started to. You're reading it out to yourself. Here we go. Let's do this.
Speaker: Luke just gave up. Oh, no, you put five. Two, three, four, eight, six, seven, five, three. You want a goddamn war? Is that what you want? Yeah, we got you. Let's go live online. We're live on live. We got you live. We are here.
Speaker: that's called nonsensical nonsense with Chris Glick and Jeff Hawk. That's right. Big Black Hawk. We're here to destroy you. We've been talking shit about you because you're going to post on my Facebook page, on our Facebook page, while we're live and you're alive. And I had the common decency not to post on your page. Nobody asked me. This is between me and the hobbit.
Speaker: We are international, sir. Well, I was going to call earlier, but you were on one of your four or five hour breaks. Yeah, what the fuck is up with that dude?
Speaker: We're like, we're, we're, did Jeff draw a hot bath? No, we're rolling over here. We do a podcast with no breaks. That's cute. Sometimes three hours. I mean, I mean, it's not like you got sponsors or anything where you have to actually do commercial breaks or anything. Hold on, we got a network break. Hold on. I'm sorry. Hold on.
Speaker: Oh Wow, it's actually Peter file. It's an Irish name You know want to be rapper or a
Speaker: wannabe music promoter that's a raging douchebag that thinks he's 18 and he's like 75. What are you drinking, Chris? Crack. I mean, I want to know what that is. What is that? It's beer. What do you think it is? No, no. It's kind of brown. Oh, is it in a koozie? It's like red and white. No, it's orange and white and brown. Orange.
Speaker: Good lord, his old age made you colorblind, Granny. Oh, hey, Holland. Oh, hey, Holland. On a serious note, on a serious note, congratulations on the new grandbaby. Thank you. Hey, that's awesome. But fuck Kevin Hawley. Yeah. Well, she doesn't look like Kevin.
Speaker: Kevin once upon a time and pregnant at a Chihuahua. That was fantastic. Oh my god, I love this story. Why have I heard this like three times now? I think I hear this story. I'll tell you this story. My interest has peaked. Did it bite your dick off like the guy that tried to fuck the... Pitbull? No, it wasn't romantic. It was cool. It was romantic. He looked candles. The feeling was mutual.
Speaker: I want to I want to give you I want to give you a shout out for something No, I really like that you have subtitles on your show because a lot of people and a lot of people in the deaf community
Speaker: Fuck you, Kevin. Fuck you. But it's really awesome because I guarantee you have probably other people watching and, you know, I also, well, my, my broster is deaf. Yeah. And no, my broster, my brother used to be my sister. Yeah. And I have, and I have retarded fans who,
Speaker: Okay, you're about to take them out of their ears and things Yeah, you got a co -host that does the same thing Oh you guys I did that a few weeks ago. It was actually Yeah, we we even threatened to shave his head
Speaker: You're happy for summer. Yeah. Yeah. Is that some kind of EDD? There's a shot. There is no cure for this STD known as the Glick. She could be like one of the top.
Speaker: managers for whatever company she works for. She actually posted that yesterday. She got nominated, one of 12 out of like 400 stores. I knew before everybody else knew, but I think hopefully she wins because she's actually really awesome at her job. But I almost said something. You should have said something. No, I was going to say, hey, thank you, everyone. I'm honored to be nominated.
Speaker: The 12 left here, you know, I, uh, I'm surprised that they have a word. I didn't know they had a words for a management that Arby's. Oh, you didn't even let it simmer. It was, it was, yeah. Yeah. That was, that was crickets. Yeah. If you're going to do a softball, you got to do it correctly.
Speaker: If you're gonna do a joke from 40 years ago, you gotta let it simmer. Yeah Sometimes you gotta take it where you can get it This is two weeks in a row that I boosted your ratings, that's right I look at
Speaker: He's got stuff in your beard. Yeah, wipe it off there. There you go. That's actually gray hair. That's gray hair, man. That's gray hair. That's like lotion or something. No, that's gray hair. I'm old as fuck. See, Kevin, this is two weeks in a row that you've gotten the Glick rub. Rubbing these nuts on no chin.
Speaker: I would have simmered. That simmered. Hey Jeff, maybe if you put that microphone towards your mouth, we can hear you a little bit better. Is that a pubic hair hanging off of it? What is that? Well, that is actually a piece of string because the cover falls off.
Speaker: Stop playing with your four hairs left on your head. He's got six and a half. I'm sorry. There's more than six. There's a good seven or eight. I'm a licensed professional. And I have to tell you, just push it down a little. Professional alcoholic is not a real job.
Speaker: He is, he is super handsome, and I like his gray patch on his face. He's like a Mexican. Yeah, it's on one side. I'm 40. Are you? No, no, no.
Speaker: She's so tone deaf, she forgets her glasses. That doesn't make sense. Like Ray Charles.
Speaker: No, you know what I do, I'm like, all right, they're from the Dollar General, I don't care. So I just pop out the lenses and give them to her and she's happy. That's where Summer Sweeney is working right now. You realize, you do realize Summer's gonna kick your ass, right? Yeah, now say that one, I want to see. That's the live I want. What'd you say? She gonna kick my ass? She's not even here, you're talking shit about her. I know, that's a lot.
Speaker: That's about as close as I can get if I get any closer I'm gonna fall off the bed
Speaker: Oh poor Jeff is like now messing with his hair. I didn't mean to give you complex No, my hair I constantly mess with my hair crystal crystal go ahead and confirm that because my my headset I do this and I The guy that cut my hair the last time fucked it up Nothing like here because I don't go outside I have I have the world's largest widow's peak. I'm actually proud of it. I
Speaker: Yeah, I actually I actually
Speaker: I actually cut it a couple months ago. It was down. It was an undercut, but it was down to my almost to my shoulders. Yeah. Looking at your show, you spelled nonsense wrong. You left out the E nonsensical nonsense. No, it doesn't. I'm looking right at the fucking time. See, apparently Holly can't read either.
Speaker: I was gonna say, you know you automatically go to Grindr. That's fucked up, dude
Speaker: Because that would not know my front choice.
Speaker: I'll try anything
Speaker: Hey, shut that kid up! What is that? Shut that woman up! Because she has to...
Speaker: there are no snowflakes in this house either
Speaker: Yeah did I do the fact that they could hear me was awesome
Speaker: That means we can check if they have call -ins. Yeah. The only problem is the four people talking over each other doesn't road well for listeners. That's the normal for Kevin though. Oh my god. There they are. Good Lord. Mr. Holland was saying congratulations on your nomination. Yeah. That's awesome. You got my vote.
Speaker: Dude. Yeah. I wish, I wish our votes actually counted. That would be so cool. Um, I know. Right. Cause we would promote the shit out of you with our 15 followers. You'd get at least 16, 17 votes. Summer, summer. Definitely. She kills it at work, man. She, she, she definitely goes way above and beyond. And I can't speak for any of the other managers. I just know what summer does and you know, she, if she wins, she definitely, she definitely
Speaker: Well, yeah, I mean, but that was, that was pretty cool. Uh, we, we were, uh, I don't know how well the audio is going to sound. It's probably going to sound like complete ass, but we were alive with the Kevin Ollie show. It was live right now. Uh, Kevin's one, uh, uh, a very good friend of mine. I love that guy to death and the fact that we can just break each other's balls and we both do podcasts. Yeah. And the fact that we can come on to each other's podcast and, and just kind of shoot the ship for a few minutes is pretty cool.
Speaker: Well, one day we'll figure out how to take phone calls. I'll figure it out. Well, now that we know we can, if we do it the way we just did. Well, let me see how the audio sounds. It sounded good. Oh, Mark said it actually sounded good. Okay. Oh, there you go. I was going to say, I heard them perfectly clear. I didn't know, I didn't know how much your feedback, I didn't know how, how much like having you on my
Speaker: laptop with your mic picking it up maybe my mic yeah so um mark said it sounded good so you know i'll listen to the audio when i when i get ready to post it and and see what it sounds like and if it sounds good i'll reach out to kevin and be like hey yeah let's actually schedule it yeah yeah yeah and actually have something to say instead of busting each other's balls making fun of my boots that's just gonna be that's gonna happen regardless we're we're gonna yeah but i mean but like
Speaker: they were talking about they're playing a game we gonna play game shit they do they they play um Kevin plays um idiot games i think they i think they kind of stuck to the pyramid game okay which um
Speaker: When it works, it's actually really cool. It's just hard to do it when it's just him and Holland. But when he's had other people in the studio, it's actually really cool. And then they'll play other games that he's stolen from other radio shows, like Game Bar or State Restaurant. And I've thought about doing games.
Speaker: You know, once, once we, once we, uh, get more, a little bit more established and we can actually offer, uh, you know, we, we have people in the chats and this and the other thing. And, uh, maybe we can offer a prize pack or something like that. Right. Yeah. I think it would be pretty cool. Yeah. Pretty cool to do a game because I did, I did that, uh, a long time ago with, uh, okay. Well, I guess we're just going to crash and burn here.
Speaker: Fantastic. All right. Well, the audio is not, but I think the video is. Oh, okay. Um, it's launching the video again. There we go. We're in the videos, but I don't think the audio crashed. Um, back when I was on Periscope and I did the vape and chill, I did a contest and it was like, uh, I can't remember exactly how I did it, but I posted on Facebook and Instagram and whatnot. I was like, you know, like, and share and tag, you know, blah, blah, blah. Right.
Speaker: And then I found the name generator thing. OK, yeah. And it was, oh, you could hear them just fine? Could you hear Jeff OK? And then it generated a random name, however many people. And there was actually quite a few people that got on board. And what I did is I sent out a vape and chill hat, a bottle of juice, a vape and chill sticker.
Speaker: That's what I need to do. What's up? Don't let me forget to reach out to Hoppy. To who? To Hoppy. Just remember to say hey, reach out to Hoppy. Because I buy a bunch of - Oh Chris, that reminds me. Reach out to Hoppy.
Speaker: This is two strikes against you tonight strike number one was that goddamn show on Netflix That show But it's not about the show That's why I'm getting that I watched it because my wife wanted to watch it, but I didn't watch for the content I watched for the pictures
Speaker: Yeah, I know. Hot chicks, man. I know. Trust me, we all know. I'm wearing practically nothing. But I had a bunch of vape and chill stickers made, and they were actually relatively cheap. Right. So yeah.
Speaker: I need to contact happy and I need to reach out to Keely as well and compare prices. Okay. And maybe we can, and maybe we can just get some nonsensical nonsense, you know, a generic nonsensical nonsense with a microphone or whatever. And the Spotify logo.
Speaker: Yeah, something like that. But what the fuck was I going with that? Oh, yeah. So I did that. I did that contest on Periscope with my vape and Chillin. There was actually a lot of people that got involved because, again, I had, you know, it was a little bit larger audience. Right. But so I had a hat made and it was some vape juice.
Speaker: Cause I had a guy that I got babe juice from that was like, I told him what I wanted to do and he was like, yeah, I'll send you whatever you need. Um, and a sticker and I think it was something else. I can't remember what it was. Um, so, you know, and I was like, you know, the deadline's this date, blah, blah, blah. And there are a lot of people got involved and, and then we did, we did it live on the periscope. And, uh, you know, I had the name generator announced the winner and, and then that was information and, and, uh,
Speaker: You know, and then he was like, Oh, and when he got, he was like, Oh yeah, man, I got my hat. I love the hat. Cause it was, cause I told him, you know, I said, well, you sent me a picture of that. Yeah. Well, the hat that he got was a snapback. So I was like, you know, uh, you know, let me know if you want fitted or, or are you watching your podcast and making a podcast? I'm doing a live stream. And then when I'm done, I'll pull the audio and then I'll post it on Spotify.
Speaker: Are you guys watching on Facebook or such shit? Two hours ago, yeah I don't care when you go to bed, but we're getting up at like 730
Speaker: I'm loving this conversation.
Speaker: I don't know what the hell he just said. I was so confused with what that was. He's like, when I break it, they got a bed and then I can go to bed. I'm like, yeah, we get it. Mark said, Mark said, Mark said, getting told how to do your job. I wish it was my job. I really do. I wish, I wish I made it. I'll tell you what.
Speaker: Yeah. It was like, yeah. It was like, when I go to bed, they got to go to bed, but if they don't want to go to bed, then I'll go to bed. When they get, I'm like, Oh, we get it. I don't even know, but I don't care. What have you said? We're getting up at 7 30. I don't give a rent test. If you go to bed at seven, we're getting over 7 30. If you wait and stay up all night and get a bed, that's only going to make my life that much easier tomorrow. Yeah. No kidding. Well, I was telling my wife, I said, you know,
Speaker: I do not envy that drive for you. I mean, granted, like you said, your kids got stuff downloaded for the trip, but surprisingly, my kids are actually pretty cool on road trips because they're used to it. When we used to live in South Carolina, you know, when my ex would come up here, I couldn't make a lot of trips back home. Actually, I think I only came home maybe three times in the eight, nine years that we lived down in Charleston.
Speaker: but when we were getting ready to move up here, and then when like hurricanes and stuff like that would happen, generally we would just send them up here to Ohio and my mother -in -law would meet us like halfway. So I mean, it's still like a five or six hour drive. They're actually pretty cool on long drives. I mean, they just kind of hang out and they're dicking around on their tablets and this thing and the other thing. It's like I said, it's easier nowadays. Like I remember,
Speaker: Oh, okay. That was because of work.
Speaker: Taking the trip my parents like I said, I don't I never slept so my dad and I you know, I'd co -pilot the whole time everybody else be passed out in a van and because as a car freak and my dad is kind of a car freak as well would be that we'd be naming the cars by the taillights and
Speaker: But I go, that's a dodge. It's a ram because of the tail lights are a certain way. Well, I mean, it was a, I think it was a seven hour drive, something like that, a seven, eight hour drive. Showing myself on that car ride, listening to you guys talk about cars. Well, one of the funniest stories. You guys will be talking about cars if you just hear the back door. What was that? Chris left.
Speaker: I remember one of the first times that I was allowed to, I was told, okay, you can stay up. When you were allowed to stay up, your parents would get in the car and be like, go to sleep, you sons of bitches. That's one of the reasons why we would leave so early so that all the kids sleep in the car and dad could just concentrate on driving. When I got old enough,
Speaker: You know, I think I was like 10 or something. My dad was like, all right, you don't sleep anyways. Sit up front with me. You and I can have a conversation. We'll listen to music and, and cruise our way there. And that's my dad, my dad and I is bonding time, so to speak.
Speaker: And I remember, like I said, I was like 10 or 11 and dad was getting tired. He's like, Hey, I'm going to pull over here in this parking lot. I'll shut my eyes for a little bit. Wake me in like 40 minutes. I took it instead of 40 minutes. I took it for four because I was getting bored, sitting there staring at the windshield going,
Speaker: Yeah dad, let's go. I'm not, I'm not watching the green, I already have friends that are watching that. I have another one, and this other one. I have a lot of shifts to catch up on. I love to explain stuff to you because I can just, I can't see your expression, but I'm sure you're just like,
Speaker: Uh -huh. Yeah, pretty much. I'm just kind of staring at him. He's just nod your head. Yeah, I got a lot of shows to catch up on that. Okay. I'm just watching them right now because, you know, okay. He's like, whatever.
Speaker: I'm literally about to spend a week with you and I can't, and I can't. You can tell me this on a drive there or something, Jesus. We're about to spend eight hours in a car together. That would be the time to tell me this stuff.
Speaker: Much like you when you're driving to Chicago and you just said fucking I'm going to sleep that's gonna be me as I'm driving I'll see you on the drive. You're 16, right? Well, that was that was uh, the highlights of the trip like like I said, we've been we've been we had taken that trip I think once or twice a year since I'm five or something like that and and
Speaker: the day I got my license like two weeks later we we went and I and I was dead set that dad I want to drive it and my dad is not my dad my dad gets car sick if if he's not driving and we got to one point where dad was just like I'm fucking uh I can't keep my eyes open I was like I'll take over and he's like yeah all right keep it keep the crew set at 60 I was like
Speaker: And and I said, you know the first time I'm driving dad's awake and I'm making sure I'm driving okay, which you know, I've always been a decent driver and I Kid you not all of a sudden this Porsche passed us This dude must been doing 120 because he passed us like we were standing still Shook the van and shit
Speaker: And I looked at my dad and he's like, catch him. I was like, yeah, right. 1987 Astro van. 4 .3 liter visa basically an S 10. Yeah. You know, and he's like, I was like, yeah, okay. And I started giving it a little gas. He's like, I was kidding. I was like, Oh, no, you're kidding. My dad, my dad is always like,
Speaker: You know, he, he did trust me to drive the van, but his truck never going to happen. And dad had a dad bought a, um, 72 GTO, 1972 GTO in bright fucking dukes of hazard orange off my uncle, big 400 big block. This fucking thing just screamed power.
Speaker: And it was a four -speed manual. And the day he brought it home, I think I had my license like a month and a half. And I was like, so I get to drive this, right? He's like, not on your life. You can drive it to my funeral. And he let me back it out of the garage a couple of times. And the one time he let me do a burnout in it. And the scariest burnout I've ever done.
Speaker: because it fucking kicks sideways on me. We're literally facing the driveway going down and then the rear end kicks sideways and I'm facing a tree and I'm like break. Oh my God. That thing was bad ass. Well, yeah, let's go ahead and lock her out. I guess set to our mark. You can't be a pussy fucking rock and roll with that damn thing. Oh man.
Speaker: That thing was badass. That was one of my first burnouts I did. And then of course, I had my little Mustang and my truck and every car. I've burnt more tires off of vehicles than I own vehicles. I used to, you know, when you're 16, 17 years old and you got a vehicle and you're by yourself, I remember I had a Buick Skylark and I had his little four door piece of shit.
Speaker: And I had, uh, I had Eric Sargent and Nathan Ratcliffe in the car driving down a back road, come to a four way intersection at 40 miles an hour. And I say, Hey guys, you want to see something cool? And they're like, sure.
Speaker: So I pulled the emergency brake tires, spun around four times and facing the opposite direction. And they're like, what the fuck was that? I was like, that was cool. Mark Mark said, 24 hour podcast. Let's go. My wife was talking. No, no, that's funny because we were just talking to my boss and I were talking today about dumb shit that we did when we was younger.
Speaker: And I had a 01 Grand Prix, the Pontiac Grand Prix GT. And we were all out being dumb. And we were over here in Newark at the Indian Mountain Mall. And it was winter time. And that car was front wheel drive. So you can't even throw it in reverse and do donuts.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, what I did is I was hauling ass through the parking lot and I had a few of my buddies in the car with me. I'm hauling ass and I get into a little bit of a slide and the e -brake was a handbrake right beside me without rain. I yanked that son of a bitch up. I yanked it up enough to fucking get us spinning and I dropped it down. That motherfucking car just started. Yep.
Speaker: around. My buddy just spinning. My buddies in the back seat are slamming into the door like praying you don't see a light post coming your way.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, what brought it up was he was talking shit to me and I told him I was going to eat break out his ass. Smacking up against the side of the wall. Yeah. His truck is a, he's got a, his truck is a Ford F 150 with the
Speaker: with the quad cab and everything like that. It's a nice truck. It's not four -wheel drive, but it's still, it's a nice truck. My truck is a Dodge PLS, but this is because I don't like Dodges, but, you know, they're all PLS. Yeah, he told me he was like, go to, he's like, can you go to the gas station? I gotta get my heat. This dude drinks Arizona green tea like it's fucking crack. That's his crack. He was like, go to the gas station so I can get a crack.
Speaker: I went to swing back by his house because he spilled his coffee all over himself before we got to our first job this morning because I slowed down to make a left turn and then I
Speaker: was making the turn. So I hit the gas and he was taking a drink and it was just like, so he's like, after that first job, we were running a little bit early. So he was like, Oh, let's run by the house. I can change my shirt. And I was making fun of him. So we got done. He was like, I'm fucking driving this truck. It won't go to the gas station if I want to go to the gas. That's right. Tony, I was gonna hit the e -brake and he's like, well, it's an electric e -brake. So
Speaker: Grand Prix story. He was like, yeah, I can see you pulling that stunt in this big ass car. And I was like, I can do it too. I remember I got a three day driving suspension from the career center for that minivan of my dad's. Because we're sorry, I gotta close my door. It's raining. But you know how when you leave the career center,
Speaker: on a Friday, what do you do? As you're getting ready to go out on the main road, you have massive burnout. I had literally, you know, that was my main vehicle for like a good six months. And I literally was going, I was going from school to go put new tires on it. And I sat there at that, that exit. And I sat there for a good three minutes, just roasting the rear tires on that thing.
Speaker: To the point where the person leaving behind me couldn't leave for another five, six minutes. Cause there was so much smoke going and they of course recognized the van because not only one person drove a giant silver and maroon Chevy Astro van with chrome baby moons on it. Well, that and the fact that we all had our parking days. I mean, you know how many times I got yelled at for, for revving that Bronco.
Speaker: And just making it scream. We'd be in the line trying to leave. And I was just in there. I got it. I also had that same Buick, that blue Buick. And I realized if you put the emergency brake on and hit the gas since it was front wheel drive, the rear end would drop like it had hydraulics. And then if you put it in reverse, it'd raise back up. And I had a buddy of mine in the car.
Speaker: And he, and there was a closer spot. So, and I forgot I had the e -brake on. So I just hit the gas to pull into some said spot. And I left two big 11s is right down the road. Yeah.
Speaker: Uh, we were idiots when we were kids. But yeah, my battery's about to die. Basically the moral of the story is that we're all that we were idiots. Don't trust us with cars. So yeah, well, I'm about, I'm about to wrap this beer up. So, um, but yeah, so, uh, just to give you guys a heads up. I am on vacation this week. I don't know that anybody's actually, I meant to bring this up earlier in the, in the podcast. So I don't know that anybody mentioned on Facebook page too.
Speaker: Uh, they probably brought, they probably made it to the part where we decided to call Kevin and break it. And they were like, yeah, we're out. They're all over a Kim and Holly show now.
Speaker: But, uh, if you are, if you are still listening and you made it this far, typically we do our, do our live recordings on Wednesdays and Saturdays. And I try to get Wednesday show up Friday or Thursday or Friday and Saturday show up, uh, Sunday or Monday. Um, I'm trying to get better at that. So it's a little bit more consistent. Uh, but
Speaker: Yeah. Well, and that's something that I decided, you know, that I wanted to get better at was posting on a more regular. Regular basis. Yeah, regular basis. Almost like a schedule. Yeah, like a scheduled time frame. You know, as I told Jeff the other night, I spent like four hours on social media, which
Speaker: actually on social media and posting, which I never post on social media. Right. So there's things that there's things that I'm trying to get better at on my end. Yeah, I'm trying to blow up Reddit as much as possible, which is trying to post anything on Reddit. You know what I mean? It's not it's not as easy as it sounds. It's not like maybe I can eventually. Yeah, maybe I can get Jeff eventually on Instagram and Twitter and we can both post stuff. But
Speaker: So I'm working on that in, but I am on vacation this week. So, um, there won't be a show Saturday. Yeah. And, uh, as of right now, we're planning for, we're planning for next third, next Thursday. Uh, when I get home, uh, if I get home early enough Wednesday and, uh, I feel like it, uh, maybe we'll, we'll, we'll go live Wednesday. So we're going to have a, a little bit of a break, a little bit of a hiatus.
Speaker: But we'll be back next week with episode 24. So thank you guys for, I'm going to go ahead and start shutting this thing down. Yes, please. Thank you guys for listening. Our live viewers that were hanging out in the chatters box. Yes. At the chatters box. Yeah. Cause we can't think of a better name. So yeah, it just came up. I will, I will try to figure out a name for our listeners. Double N team. Yeah. I don't know something. That sounds good.
Speaker: Yeah, that's not bad. No, no, no, I know me amigo. That was bad. That's the winner. Well, we'll figure something out. Usually, I'm pretty good at coming up with little silly names, but thank you guys for listening live. Replay viewers, if you're listening to us on Spotify, greatly appreciated. Definitely likes seeing those numbers.
Speaker: considering we never thought that we would have much of anything. So we're definitely like seeing those numbers. If you're not already, as we mentioned at the beginning of the show, check us out on social media, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok. Both of us are now that you're logged into TikTok. Both of us are trying to get under the TikTok game, at least for our podcast, all under nonsensical nonsense. And then of course you have
Speaker: Uh, the nonsensical nonsense youtube channel which you can rewatch the live shows Uh and comment make us look stupid if you can go ahead and follow that And of course if you want to send us an email you can do at nonsensical nonsense podcasts at gmail .com And give us a listen on spotify Yeah, absolutely And uh while we're at it, let me go ahead and give a shout out to uh, kevin
Speaker: at the Kevin Holley show, Wednesday nights from eight to 11. Don't go listen to him when we're live. Listen to his Facebook page and listen to it. We record an entire podcast while they take a break. So don't leave us to go listen to him. I promise you better. Check out the Kevin Holley show.
Speaker: That's okay. I've been looking Jeff said that yeah, so nonsensical nonsense sent you and fuck you Yeah, actually yeah say nonsensical nonsense in a sent me and fuck you Kevin I'll have to tell you that story. Don't let me forget that. Don't tell me. Yes. Tell me later. We'll check. Yeah, I'll remind you of
Speaker: Um, yeah, go check out Kevin as well. Uh, the Kevin Hawley show also, um,
Speaker: And I'm really bad at this too. Also, huge shout out and thank you as always to BlacktopMojo. I never failed to mention it when I post the podcast and I tag them a lot. Hopefully they don't think I'm some kind of weirdo, but I do tag them a lot when we post on social media because those guys do allow us to use our music. They got a new album coming out. I cannot fucking wait. So we'll be bringing you guys some new music. Yeah. But as soon as we can.
Speaker: Yeah, as soon as it's released, but in the meantime, BlacktopMojo, check them out on YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, all that jazz. Go pre -order their new album if you like their music and buy their other shit too while you're at it. And keep an eye out for merch coming for us. We do have merch coming eventually. Jeff and I have... We're slowly breaching the subject.
Speaker: Yeah, we're, we're, we're, we're venturing into those waters. Yeah. You know, that way, that way I can, I can, I can definitely give my wife the excuse of like, listen, this is making money. Okay. Five dollars is money. Yeah, exactly. So when I get back from vacation, Jeff and I will, we'll venture into those waters a little bit more. You know, come up with a,
Speaker: with a little bit of a something, something I don't, I don't know. But in the meantime, I am going to reach out to Hoppy. Actually, I'm probably going to message him when we get off here and I'm going to, and I'm going to reach out to Keely as well. Maybe we can just get some stickers made. Like I said, some, some stickers to say nonsensical nonsense with a microphone on it, whatever. It doesn't have to be anything crazy, anything flashy.
Speaker: And maybe we can give those away or something. Yeah, we can maybe get those out. Mark's going to get one. I'll ship that bitch out across the pond. Summer said she wants one. I don't know if she wants one of ours or she was talking to Kevin. I'm not sure. Oh, yeah, because Kevin just did that drop. He's giving away merch. Yeah, well, he owes me like 500 swag packs. So we'll see if I can.
Speaker: Almost said I want one son me shit Yeah, we're just yeah at this point we're just kind of
Speaker: We're treading water. But yeah, so thank you guys again. Hopefully you enjoy what we do. I know I'm having fun. Jeff's having fun. I'm having a blast. As Jeff is doing, he might be. I was checking my battery power because my phone's about ready to shut off. It's like 60%. No, but definitely thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys.
Speaker: for for everything. Um I know I'm having fun. Jeff's having fun and uh yeah so go ahead and in this bullshit cuz at this point, we're just wandering and just talking just to talk. Yeah. Just killing better. Yeah. At the end of the day, I'm gonna listen to this episode and I just wanna hear my voice. So, Jeff's gonna Jeff's gonna Jeff's gonna watch on YouTube just to hear his voice.
Speaker: But yeah, definitely give us a follow on YouTube and two followers is that as you and me it's kind of sad to look at Just follow us on all social media. Just just yeah, just just go to social media Use and enter the search bar hit nonsensical nonsense. There you go. See you'll see our goofy ass faces. Oh
Speaker: And definitely go follow us on Spotify and hit that little button that says notifications when there's a new episode. Ring that bell, motherfuckers. Yeah, I know there's a few people that have their notification on because as soon as I fucking post an episode, man, they're on it, buddy. I know. My mom was mad because we switched YouTube channels. She was like, now I got to look it up. I'm like, I'll send you a link.
Speaker: Look it up and follow it so that it'll be me, you, and my mom. And your mom. I'm gonna send your dad a link too. I don't even know if my dad's on YouTube to be honest. I mean, he goes to YouTube for music, so we're not moving. Lately, we have been singing a little bit. Yeah, I sang today.
Speaker: you know maybe maybe we're gonna do the musical episode it's coming maybe maybe down the pipe will uh actually Jeff I would like to talk to you about that let's let's let's do a little karaoke we can uh we can uh we can pick a handful no not tonight let's let's pick like uh let's let's pick like um I don't know like some queen and some uncle cracker well yeah let's pick like three or four songs and throw a poll up on Facebook and uh no we're not going to sing three or four songs
Speaker: No, but the top two songs, maybe we can do two songs. Yeah, there you go. Just a little bit. Yeah, I can't sing. You can't sing. I can't. Have fun with it. Yeah, we'll try. Yeah, we'll talk about this baby like you fucking read about, sir. Yeah, I'll put a rap up there. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so.
Speaker: I don't know. We'll post the thing on Facebook and let people on Facebook and Instagram pick two songs. We'll do a little karaoke edition. And if anybody wants to join us on Haps and do a little karaoke. So I can see the comment too. Yeah.
Speaker: So, but yeah, we'll talk about that. Actually, I'm not bringing that up to you tomorrow while I'm driving because I think that'd be something fun to do. It's out of our comfort zone. And, uh, definitely, you know, it'll, it'll be horrible because neither one of us can sing, but at the same time, it might be a little bit funny. It'll be hilarious. I'm sure. Cause we'll fuck up with some serious songs. I won't fuck up anything because I'm the man. You got a tablet right there. You can read the lyrics. I got to remember it.
Speaker: I'll play the song and you can hear it from the microphone and I won't use lyrics and you can't see lyrics. So, you know, I'll keep it. I'll keep it even kill. Yeah. There you go.
Speaker: But yeah, I'm down to 4%. So, well, he's about to die. I've got to, uh, get my kids rangled up and get ready to get myself on bed. I'll call summer. Hopefully she hasn't died yet. But, uh, again, guys, thank you for listening. Uh, there's some stuff coming up down the pipe. Uh, yeah, we got some plants. Uh, so, uh,
Speaker: Yeah, go ahead. Deuces. Because it's what we do. Jeff, thank you again for hanging out with me. Thank you, sir. As always, it's awesome. And we are out of here. Deuces. I forgot where the button is. Oh, there it is. Yeah.
Speaker: Vicious preoccupation With a darkness underneath There was something empty now In the way that you left Is there something you're hiding? Oh darling, I'm afraid of this
Speaker: I've been sitting here waiting Still out the window in the street Watch strangers come round the corner Hoping it was you I'd see I'd pretend not to notice The distance in the race
Speaker: Smooth cigarettes, smoking lights
