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Speaker: Kamala Slingblade Harris recently admitted most Americans are a $400 unexpected expense away from bankruptcy.
Speaker: So, by Denomics, she said it!
Speaker: She's a whore.
Speaker: Ireland's Virgin Media News reported the appearance of a crater at Port Marnock Beach in Northeastern Ireland speculating that it had been created by a meteorite.
Speaker: Surprise, mother******.
Speaker: Turns out this suspected crater was a hand-dug hole made by two guys using a plastic shovel.
Speaker: Science isn't an exact science.
Speaker: Time for another booster, science lovers!
Speaker: This whole thing with, voter ID is racist.
Speaker: Wanna vote in this country?
Speaker: Start by proving who the f**k you are.
Speaker: You can't just walk into a major corporation where they're having a board meeting and cast a vote on stock options and have a say in things.
Speaker: Uh, excuse me?
Speaker: Who are you?
Speaker: Doesn't matter who I am.
Speaker: I'm alive.
Speaker: I wandered into the room so I get a vote.
Speaker: That's not how life works.
Speaker: Now f**k off.
