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Speaker: What's going on guys? Welcome to a brand new episode of Nonsenseical Nonsense. I'm Glick as always. We'll bring the boys up here in just a second. They're hanging out backstage doing their thing.
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Speaker: Hey Gracie! We got the guys coming in. Jeffrey, what's going on? Oh, not much. Just everyday shit. Everyday shit. I'm milking getting over a headache. My head feels like I'm splitting like a quarter of a firewood. I'm good. I'll be good here. I took some paracetamol. I'll be good in like an hour.
Speaker: Oh yeah, here we go. Oh, one other thing and all that mix -up that I always forget. Shout out to Rocklee of EDM Combat for that awesome intro music. Speaking of Rocklee, once we get Tony in here, I got a little present for all you guys and your listening pleasures. Ear holes. Your ear holes. What's going on, Tony D? Just trying to clap before I come on camera, but I'm here with what's going on, everybody. Oh, Mandy Smiles, Chris Technician, CAM, TV clips to see you back in the house.
Speaker: What's going on, Jeff? What's going on? TV clips back. What's up, sir? Show me. To kind of kick this off, Chris, you and I talked about you wanted to bring this up, but I found a funny meme. Oh, yeah, yeah. Hold on a second. Before we get into all that. OK. I do. Like I said, I wanted to play this for you guys before we get too far in, so I was talking about Rocky. So Rocky,
Speaker: Decided to do a remake, if you will, of a song. Shit had me dying. He sent it to me last night, I was dying.
Speaker: As I'm walking in the door, see a friend I used to know, sit like his buff or so. He met a girl a week before, tell me does she have a friend? Someone I can take back home. He naughty gets and gave a grin, he set me up with an ugly bitch.
Speaker: I will be duetting this video and putting it on our non -sensical nonsense TikTok and I'll put it on our other social medias.
Speaker: Damn. I was talking to him last night. He was like, bro, I gotta send you something. He's like, but you have to promise me to do it. I was like, oh, okay. This is going to be good. And he said, I was crying laughing so fucking hard last night at that goofy bastard. He was killing me. I told him, I said, we got to get you back on the show, baby. For real.
Speaker: You got to come and hang out with us. But that's all Rocky singing and him doing the, obviously he pulled the audio and all that stuff. I'm sure he put his wizardry on it and tweaked it up music a little bit and all that stuff. So hopefully we don't get muted on Facebook right off the start.
Speaker: Right off the start. I doubt it because it wasn't... The background music guess is the same, but the lyrics are... It's almost like a cover. You should be good, but the lyrics are different. Yeah. Yeah, we should be alright. If not, I'll just be weird. It's like Weird Al did. I mean, that's some Weird Al shit.
Speaker: I love me some weirdo. But I did find a funny meme that I'm going to read to you guys. It's not even a meme. It's almost like somebody made the TikTok video and then they kind of, the way we're set up where Chris, you're above Tony and I, so it's just a guy and it says, I'm starting to think Tupac faked his death just to get away from Jada.
Speaker: I don't know what the hell exactly that means.
Speaker: I think he's not allowed to show up. He can't be nominated. He can't show up. Yeah, I was going to say, I don't know what all that implies. I mean, it's not like he gets nominated that often. He doesn't make like Oscar. I mean, he's done a couple. He's not Oscar gold, we'll call him that. Yeah, he's done a couple. I mean, but typically his movies are not going to be Oscar worthy. And that's not shitting on his movies because I love Will Smith movies.
Speaker: I'm still afraid. I don't care that he went up there and slapped the shit out of Chris Rock. I will go ahead and say that shit. I am still on the fence, and I don't care what anybody says. I don't care what anybody thinks. I am still on the fucking fence with that whole situation. I'm a fan of both of them. So I'm fucked up in the middle. You know what I'm saying? The only problem I have with Chris Rock is he's kind of grown out of it. But when you watch the first couple movies he is, it was just basically his stand up in the movie.
Speaker: Yeah, but I mean
Speaker: You get that with a lot of comedians in movies and stuff. I mean, that's not just not a Chris Rock thing. Look at Dane Cook. Look at any Dane Cook movie. Well, yeah. Dane Cook. Well, I just watched. I just rewatched the employee of the month. Or or or Larry, the cable guy, the movie center he is in. It's basically fucking his. So.
Speaker: You know, that's just, that's what they are by nature. They're comedian, they're stand -up comedians, so. Yeah, I think whoever writes the movies is like, oh, we gotta, we'll have Chris help us write it. And they're like, just do your stand -up routine in it. And you know, and you eventually, as an actor, he's grown out of that. You know, where, you know, him and grown -ups versus him in Lethal Eleven 4 are two totally different styles of acting. So he's grown out of it. He's better now. Oh, shit.
Speaker: All right, I'm sitting down Shut up But yeah, it's that's Paul's Let's see the one one of the comedians I can think on ash well two comedians stand -up comedians I can think of did not go through that which was
Speaker: the late great Richard Pryor. He never did that shit in a movie. And Eddie Murphy. He wasn't like Eddie Murphy. What's going on, Sandy? What's up, Chris? His first movie was of Beverly Hills Cop. Who? Eddie Murphy? Eddie Murphy. That wasn't his first movie. That wasn't his first movie. It started. It started. No. No, what was it?
Speaker: He was in our best defense. Oh, that's right. Sorry. 48 hours. I forgot about 48 hours. 48 hours in best defense before Beverly Hills Cop. Chris Rock. I just watched Beverly Hills Cop earlier this week. I forgot Chris Rock was in there.
Speaker: Yes, he is. I forgot about that. $5 a limo. I got $10. Here's a 50. What the hell is this? But he's good. He's got a little clip that's memorable with you. Yeah, he was in Beverly Hills. I'm running through a lot of movies. 48 Hours was Eddie Murphy's first story. Sorry, that was my bad story. A lot of movies with guys was in it. I didn't realize they was in that shit.
Speaker: One of the best cameos in Beverly Hills cop series is Wayne's brother.
Speaker: He plays on that lisp, that shit cracks me up every time. And the fact that it's a wedge, brother, I'm just like, yeah. Dem is a beast. I don't know how he doesn't have any more movies. He's a fucking beast on us. You know what? I think he focuses more on directing. Well, I think he's focusing more on getting his money's worth. Well, that too. I think he's focusing more on that, because he's too fucking talented to not make more money than what he's making. And that whole family is supposed to be loaded.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. They supposed to be loading. Well, I finally broke down. And it is one of those things I've been putting off, putting off. And I finally watch Young Guns today. Well, I started watching it last night. When was the first time you watched it? What, the first time? I've never seen it. It was just one of those things. It's like, it's a, you know, you have this list of movies in your head, and you're like, everybody's like, oh, you got to see this movie. It's amazing. And I watched Young Guns last night, because it was on Prime, because I re -bought Prime. Fucking epic movies. One and two were epic. Amazing movie.
Speaker: But I do have to say, is it me, or is Kiefer Sutherland, the young Kiefer Sutherland, BORN to ride a fucking horse and look epic? Is you? No, because when that dude is running, they're running from people attacking him. And they're going through that creek.
Speaker: Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez look just as good as far as, yeah. I'm gonna say that whole cast. I mean, the whole cast. But I'm talking about, like, when you see Kefir, when they're running through that creek, and you see Kefir Sutherland's leading the five of them, and, you know, he's got his blonde hair, it's all perfectly coiffed and whatever, but he's got that look on his face, and you're just like, this man was born to ride a fucking horse on camera.
Speaker: You need to see Posse and watch how Mario and Peebles in there was riding horses. As far as riding horses, and I know what you're talking about. I love Mario and Peebles. I was watching Tombstone too. That was another fucking great movie. I'll be here all day with this shit. You want to talk more posse? Yeah, posse is good. Is there not a Young Guns 2? There's a 2. Yeah, there is. OK, I have to find it because I need to see it now.
Speaker: But I never realized that Estefan's character plays such a dick. He's kind of a dick in Young Guns, because he's just like... When that guy comes in, he's bragging to that whore about, I'm here to kill Billy the Kid, and he just walked up and starts a conversation with him. I was like, what an asshole! Well, I mean, that's what they say in the history books, that that's how Billy the Kid was. He was very cocky, very arrogant, but...
Speaker: He had a reason to be. He was damn good at what he did, and he was a hell of a gunslinger. I mean, there was not many out there that could take him or beat him. That's why they had to, you know, old boy had to sneak up and shoot him from behind and kill him.
Speaker: Well, I mean, he knew that was going to happen. So he, you know, in the history books, it says that he knew what they were planning. So he turned his back on him on purpose and pretended to adjust the picture and to give him the opportunity. No, that that was that was not.
Speaker: Yeah, I wasn't Billy the Kid, or... Yeah, I think it was Billy the Kid. Or was it Jesse James? It was one of the two. It's Jesse James. Because in the movie, the assassination of Jesse James by the coward, what was it for? Something bored. What is that? What the fuck is that? Is that your special needs helmet? I'm just going to say. You may not be able to do this little video about this while I let you all know something.
Speaker: That's funny as well, but
Speaker: But no, the assassination of Jesse James by the coward. What's something for? It's because I had a high camera, Joanne. Those are some big ones. There was a pony. Tony said, I'm too black for this shit. Give me a pony. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. I have another picture I gotta find. When I was in Turkey, 2000, and I had a home, I took a ride on a camera. Nice. Yeah. And I was in Turkey, so I got a horse ride and a camel ride down. I'm on a horse. I've ridden an elephant.
Speaker: That was classic shit that was class and it was you know, the editing and that was amazing. I mean you want to talk about Academy Award for editing
Speaker: Holy shit, that was amazing. And then he's like, I'm on a horse. I'm on a horse. Yeah. That shit was elephants. Elephants aren't scary to be on. Ladies, you want your man like me? You want your man to be ashamed like me? This is your man. This is me. This is your man. This is me. Now back to you, man. Not back to me. You know what we need to do? We need to bring that back onto TikTok, Chris. We need to figure, we need to find those clips and make them, I guarantee you they'd blow the fuck up.
Speaker: Well, yeah. I don't know about blowing up or anything like that, but we could definitely definitely do something like that. Go get a stuffed horse and sit on it and go, I'm on a horse. Put your shirt off and shit. Put your thirst trap videos like somebody else's.
Speaker: No, but I was watching that. I watched Young Guns last night. It was like five o 'clock in the morning. I was still watching it. I was like, fuck, I gotta go to bed. So I just paused it, turned the TV off, left the PlayStation on. And when I woke up at 10 this morning, I just turned on the TV. Let's go get you some rest, Joe.
Speaker: I'll take you some medicine. Get you some home. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Man, I've been watching that damn Ozarks. Public Service Announcement. Joanne, if you're watching, get this. This will help you. Baking sooner? Nasal spray.
Speaker: Find this headache, get this. This goes out to everybody out here. It's allergy season. Stop playing around. Y 'all know y 'all need this shit, all right? That's for me to y 'all. All right, Glick, my bad. I started watching Ozarks per Jody's request.
Speaker: No, not request. Like suggestion. Yeah, suggestion. That fucking show is wild, man. It's a good show. I've heard it's good. Yeah, I'm liking it. I'm three episodes in and I'm really liking it. But they don't... I started watching the first episode and I had to keep going back and making sure I was on the first episode because they just jumped right into everything. Oh, no shit. I was like, damn, did I start on like the second season or something? I did... Chris, we were live last night, of course, but...
Speaker: But when we were live on TikTok, I was saying, I just started watching Supernatural. Yeah, you were talking about that. And you gave me a little shit for it, but then you remembered quickly that horror is just not my genre. Well, it's not really horror, though. That whole genre of scary stuff, and it's not even scary. But you know what I mean?
Speaker: where you would technically call it horror or jump scares or whatever. I don't watch. Like I said, the first few seasons are really good and then they hit kind of a slow point for a season and then they pick it back up. They've got a couple seasons in there, but for the most part, it's really good. Yes. I'm not crazy obsessed with it. I love the show. I think it's really good, but... Well, it's... I just finished watching the Bloody Mary episode.
Speaker: The problem is when it gets slow, I start staring at my phone. And the next thing you know, I'm like, wait, this episode ended. Shit, what happened? What's going on, Mike? Yeah, exactly. Mike, what's good, bro? I do the same thing when I'm watching TV. I'll be watching something and I find myself playing a game on my phone or whatever.
Speaker: Or I'll put something on my phone. I almost have to set my phone aside, like leave it in my office or something so I don't start playing with it when I'm watching something new. Because I started doing it in Young Guns for about two seconds, and then Young Guns got good. And I was like, all right, I'm in. And I did not. Spoiler alert, I guess. But I didn't realize that Sheen's character dies. And I was like, fuck. And I was like, damn, I didn't see that coming.
Speaker: Yeah, they're both really good movies. The second one, Bon Jovi had it. The second one, Bon Jovi had his hands all over it. Yeah, I think Bon Jovi.
Speaker: Directed young guns to and And then yeah, he did though he did almost the whole damn soundtrack for young guns to he was all over he was all Okay, so here's my question
Speaker: What happens what's the concept? I mean because pretty much watch it they at the end of young guns one They basically say everybody dies, you know, watch it, you know, watch it watch it. I'm gonna be there. Just just watch it. Just watch it That video I just said you were you able to get that work No, cuz I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I Said you video on Facebook. Yeah, but I don't have a Windows button. I
Speaker: That's why I said you got to go into your start menu and find the run I ain't worried about all that. It's running fine But my shit's running like a dream right now. Yeah, it's running fine No, the only thing the problem was is right literally right as I was getting ready to hit the live button My internet completely crashed nice Like I went out there I went out there and and the thing was just flashing little I thought it was gonna blow up to be honest with you
Speaker: Like all the lights were flashing at the same time and they were flashing green and red. And I'm like, God, what the hell's going on? Yeah. So I had to, I had to wait for that to reboot and all that jazz. Uh, because I mean, it was, it was like, it was fucking everything up. Obviously my laptop wasn't working, but you know, trying to turn my wifi off on my phone, it was dragging my phone down where my phone was barely even working.
Speaker: I didn't break down and I went and got me a new mouse. Check this thing out. It changes color every hour. It was only like 10 bucks. It's like a gaming mouse. When I bought the laptop, I bought a cheap mouse.
Speaker: When you dragged it, it didn't move. Basically, it was like a $2 mouse, but it was a big piece of shit. So I actually spent the money on the $10 gaming mouse. And it's got seven or eight different buttons on it, plus the scroll. It's actually great. I love it already. Oh, yes.
Speaker: Well, guys, before we get too far into the show, I'd like to address something. Elephant in the room. Is that what that is? Yep, that was an elephant. There's an elephant. From an elephant! Oh! So let me ask you guys a question. We kind of brought this up a couple weeks ago. I asked you guys on a personal preference. On a personal preference. On a personal... No, what'd you say? I said, an elephant in a room from an elephant?
Speaker: Well, yeah, I had to bite my tongue about the, I think Ash Paul says something about riding an elephant, being scary. And I said, chimp in there. It was terrifying. I had to bite my tongue. But, uh, so let me ask you guys something. I'll even ask the chatter's box. Say you're in a relationship with somebody and the relationship goes away. You're no longer in said relationship.
Speaker: And they are still continuously talking to your kids. And as I said, last time we talked about this, yeah, this is officer. I would ask them because you didn't, you didn't warn. You asked them politely. You asked them politely. Do not talk to my kids anymore. Do not contact my kids because you know,
Speaker: You're fucking them up and getting in and starting to toy with them emotionally because you're sending them pictures. You're sending them pictures of you and your new boyfriend and your son and your new boyfriend and all this other dumb shit. Like you're sending it to the kids just to be a fucking cunt. I'm going to say it. Sorry ladies, if that word's offends you, but it is what it is. My ex is a raging cunt and see you next Tuesday.
Speaker: And then after you ask her nicely and politely not to contact your kids a couple weeks goes by and you find out today that the stupid bitch creates a group chat with your kids and her kids. That's a lawsuit, sir. No, she was not. She was my ex girlfriend. Thanks. Yeah. Um,
Speaker: And then, when you call her out, and you're not so nice this time, and you're like, I told you, and I told her, I said, I told you to stop fucking talking to my goddamn kids. You're not gonna play with their emotions, you're not gonna play games with them. You know, this is stupid. You're a goddamn adult, and you should know better. In return, she's finally gonna grow a pair, and message me back and try to play the victim. When at the end of the day,
Speaker: She broke up with me, she was seeing another guy behind my back, she ran my name in the dirt all over social media, said a lot of horrible fucking things to me and online, and I never sent her to anything to her, but she always wants to play the fucking victim. Now I know y 'all are a little bit slow in the south, and more than likely you're gonna hear this. So I'll say it real fucking slow for the special needs down south. You don't exist in my world anymore.
Speaker: You are a giant fucking mistake that I almost made. It's not all hate. Actually, I would like to thank you because I want to thank you for being a whore and screwing around behind my back and breaking up with me because I could not be in another worthless fucking marriage, which I almost was. So it was a blessing in disguise because I did meet an amazing woman who is everything I've ever wanted. And, you know, with that being said, kindly
Speaker: Be gone. I need a can of spray bitch be gone or something like that. Like you just go talk all kinds of silly shit and try to play the victim because I've already told you once nicely to leave my kids alone. And now you go start up some bullshit again and then want to get all mad because I come at you sideways. But you're lucky we ain't closer. Now you downgrade it. Got you a wish version of me. I'm happy for you.
Speaker: Don't be happy, go live your fucking life. And get hit by a bus, kindly. Go play in oncoming traffic. What's up, Jay Money? What's going on, Jay Money? Me venting and getting shit off of my chest. It's not gonna be the whole show. I just, I have been very nice in a situation that I should have never been nice in. And at the end of the day,
Speaker: Well from here on out
Speaker: Well, their actual mom was like, I'm about to make a trip because I called her so she wasn't out of the loop. I wanted her to know that way the kids could, because I told the kids, I said, if she does it again, you guys go ahead and block her, whatever. But if she does it again, screenshot, whatever, let your mom know, let me know. And as I say in work, there's always, you should always have a paper trail somewhere.
Speaker: Yeah, she called me a - she called me a - a big - she said I'm - I'm pretending to be a big, bad, bully, hardass. Cause I cursed at her and told her to leave my fucking kid's name out your mouth! And leave my motherfucker! Now, in all seriousness, dude, I - I - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I would - I
Speaker: child protective services or something? Well, I guess not child protective services. Well, you know, just because you want to fuck your kid up and you're going to spend his entire life mentally fucking him does not mean you need to fuck my kids up. Exactly. That poor kid don't stand a chance, unfortunately, and it's not his fault. Yeah. Yeah. You know? But, on to, sorry guys, I had to
Speaker: No, sir. Get that off my chest. Back to the funny! Back to the fartin' dick jokes, boys! I wouldn't got me a new shirt. What's that? It's an Avengers logo. That's all it is. It's just a regular plane. Great T -shirt, but it's got the... Puerto Rican division of Avengers? Yeah, I know, right? I know, there's a Walmart. It looks like a Puerto Rican flag.
Speaker: I know. You know what's crazy is I actually... Thank you, Jack. I appreciate that. What's going on there? And I was like, oh, that's a little bit too big. The one behind it was this one, but I thought it was the same shirt. But I was like, oh, it's a size smaller. Perfect. I grabbed it, didn't look at it, just threw it in the cart. Got home and I went, fuck, this isn't the shirt I wanted. But OK, whatever. Jay, you're slightly above mediocre human on Haps.
Speaker: As long as you're not on one and acting a goddamn fool for no apparent reason. There is no bringing you up. This is Saturday night. This is a podcast podcast. Mondays are saved for random haps viewers joining us.
Speaker: But Tony and I do have a bad habit of just randomly bringing people up with us on Mondays. We brought Brian up, Elliott up. We have already pre -decided. We are going to do an after show. So you want to come up for that? We'll be there. I don't know about Tony, but I'll be there. I ain't got shit to do about it. You're better than a random. So. Is there any other. Sorry. Didn't mean to kind of derail the show there, but yes.
Speaker: That's the piece to Dwayne Haskins. Did you see that? Yeah, I've seen that today. Holy shit. Who was Dwayne Haskins? He was the backup quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Killed in a car accident. But he was a former Buckeye. He played for the LSU Ohio State University. And he was a beast in college. He wasn't
Speaker: starter in the NFL But yeah, he was down in South South Florida or something like that for Pittsburgh doing training camp or something like that And he got hit by a car I Didn't I didn't read the whole story, but it's been it's been all over Social media day of course being in Ohio and most people on my timeline living in Ohio too. They're all Buckeye fans. So I
Speaker: You know, they, yeah, so yeah, unfortunately, you know, he, he was, uh, from my understanding on all accounts and reports, like he was a good dude in general. Absolutely. Definitely. That's just a random accident. He's back in NFL, Illinois, Dwayne Haskins, young dude. It was, that's, that's tragic. That is tragic. That is a blow to the world in my opinion. Well, um, um, Oh boy, from, uh,
Speaker: JOK from Cleveland, the kid that they, what the hell is his name on? They call him Joker, because his initials are JOK. Nice. I don't know him. His little brother was just killed this weekend, fucked up. Jeremiah Camaro. I don't know him. His 23 -year -old brother was murdered.
Speaker: this weekend, yesterday. It was a house fire arson. No. Damn. Two. That's the worst way to go. Yeah, he was murdered. Murdered. That's a shit way to go. Well, again, I didn't read the whole article, so I don't know if he was already dead when the house was set on fire, but they've already charged the guy in the murder. Jesus.
Speaker: I mean, out of ways to die, if I'm going to be murdered, I want to pull it to the head that takes out the back of my head, because it's quick. No suffering. Yeah, exactly. I don't want to feel any of it. But if you're going to burn to death, damn, that's going to suck. Pretty much, Eleanor. But thank you for the elaboration.
Speaker: What's what's crazy is like I I have a weird yeah, you do actually well You have a fear what? Drowning absolutely. That's why I can't watch the you know, you know, you know, it's funny the remake of Kurt Russell's in it that I can't remember what it's called The Poseidon adventure I never saw it. No
Speaker: The remake, Kurt Russell goes to save everybody. He swims like 60 yards underwater to turn off an engine so he can get out through the propeller shaft and they film his character dying by drowning.
Speaker: heartbreaking to watch. He's just full of all kinds of spoilers tonight, aren't you, Jeffrey? That's an old movie. That movie's like 20 years old. I mean, I ain't never seen it. I don't know if they're going to watch it, but now I already know what's going to happen. The original Poseidon Adventure had Gene Hackman in it. OJ Simpson. And OJ, that's right. And the new one has Kurt Russell. I think it's Tom Jane. No, it's not Tom Jane. It's somebody else.
Speaker: Chris, do you remember, you've seen Sweet Home Alabama? Yeah. Okay. The Reese Wellesman's husband in that movie? I know, I can't think of his name, I know. He kind of looks like Tom Jane, but not right, not exactly. Yeah. He's in it. And Johnny Drama from Entourage. No, you guys haven't seen Entourage, so you won't get that reference, but... Are you talking about Josh Lucas?
Speaker: I think so. I think so, yeah. Yeah, he does have a... It's a good movie. He's got that dirty blonde hair thing, kind of looks like... Yeah. It's a good movie, but it's also fucked up. Well, it's funny that, it's funny that... Exactly. That just randomly we brought up... Richard Dreyfus is in it too. What is? Richard Dreyfus. Richard Dreyfus is in it.
Speaker: He plays a gay executive. Nice. And he does it really well. It's funny that you guys just randomly got on the topic of being afraid of certain ways of dying and this, that, and the other thing. Because the top 10 list I had for tonight is worst ways to die. You ever seen that TV show, Dumb Ways to Die?
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That show is funny as fuck. Oh my god, that show is hilarious. Tim, worst ways to die. Yeah. I forgot that I had already had a top tip from earlier this week that we never got to, so I was looking one up tonight or today. But that was what I found, so it's kind of funny we got into that topic. What's that?
Speaker: We never did get into the top ten because we were kind of all over the place on Wednesday. It was fun. But we had fun. It was cool. We usually do have fun on here.
Speaker: I had a massive headache after I went to Walmart to go get grocery shopping. And I came down and I came back home and I was gonna start watching TV. And I was like, fuck it, I'm taking a nap. So I just closed my eyes and I woke up 20 minutes ago. Yeah, that's why I went and helped Joanne move furniture back into storage today.
Speaker: and it was kind of rainy and snowy this morning.
Speaker: And I went and stepped off the back of the U -Haul and my foot slipped. So I kind of twisted my knee a little bit. And of course I jammed it. But when I jammed it, I felt it go all the way up my back. Nice. God damn it. You done fucked yourself up now. I'm old. I'm old. Yes, sir. I did pamper myself today, though. Because I was so aggravated, I decided to pamper myself. And I wanted to feel pretty. So I put on an anti -aging mask.
Speaker: Unbelievable. See, that's the TikTok I want to see. My face is so smooth right now, guys. Well, I was talking to my wife the other day and we were video chatting.
Speaker: If I left to 103. Oh, lived to 103. I know what that was. She said left. Yeah, I know. That's what I was trying to figure. She said she's going to cover her naked ass in honey and jump out of an airplane with a parachute made of bologna and her red wine candies and jumping into a field of bears. Doing too much. I just put the headline.
Speaker: And I'm 103 ready to go. That is a hell of a headline. 103 scenario. If I love to be 103, I'm pulling a full -on Thelma and Louise. I'm just right off the side of a mountain. Right at 160, baby. I'm gone. Because I think it'd be awesome. If I were to do 103, I'm going to push it to 104.
Speaker: Yeah. I don't want to live. I don't. Well, I also I also and I have I haven't I've still told my wife. Welcome back to see if I ever have Alzheimer's or anything like that. Take me out of the backyard and fucking shoot me. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely. That that that scares that ever. It scared the hell out of me. About getting older is is having Alzheimer's or something like that. I did. I wouldn't want to live that way.
Speaker: It looks it looks like it's absolutely terrifying because I used to You'll make fun and I know you guys will but have you seen the notebook? No
Speaker: Oh my god, dude. In the notebook, his wife had his Alzheimer's. I love that fucking movie. My wife makes fun of me for it, because I'm like... Well, it's a fantastic movie. It's an amazing movie. But when she's having an episode in James Garner's face, because he's worried about her and the staff of the place where they're staying,
Speaker: Is is trying container the look on his face is exactly what I don't want to do to my family Yeah, I didn't say the I see it It's a really good move bring a box of ditches, bro It is a chick flick through and through, you know Tony's too macho and he's got a he's got a pump up his
Speaker: I'm scared to watch the fault in our stars. I Never heard of it, but kid got on they got on I think they dying or something Like cancer with some shit. Yeah, this is a chick from
Speaker: I don't know, I haven't watched it yet. I'm scared to watch it. I got a list of movies I'm scared to watch due to what's in it.
Speaker: If I ever find out I have a terminal disease or something like that, thumb on Louise. Man. I will spend six months dropping every penny I got into a really bad ass car. And just thumb on Louise. And you know what, we can get a wheelchair and I can just push you off the side of the mountain. I mean, I can come down there like next summer if you want me to and we can do that. Tech ass! I'm gonna trap you into fucking convertible with me.
Speaker: Mission impossible move on your ass. You're gonna drive off the side. I'm just gonna unbuckle my seatbelt and jump out and open my parachute
Speaker: No, I'm serious. I don't want to ever be, and I've told my wife multiple times, Alzheimer's and all that shit, just fucking blow my fucking brains out. I don't think The Notebook is a very, my opinion, I don't think it's a very depressing movie. It's a very sweet movie. It is super sweet.
Speaker: It's a very romantic movie and it's an absolutely amazing love story that I think everybody wants for themselves It's kind of like that movie it's kind of like the it's kind of like 51st dates with Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler
Speaker: Yes. It's a goofy movie, but it's a fun love story. Like it's right. Very, it's a very sweet movie. Yeah. He goes through all that. Excellent. That was it. Yeah. No, I don't care what anybody says, but Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler have some of the best on screen. I was just getting ready to say I'm not the biggest Adam Sandler movie fan or biggest Adam Sandler fan. I like him.
Speaker: But as far as his movies, I only like a handful, but I'll watch Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore all day long, every day. They have an amazing friendship and connection when they make movies together. Absolutely, he's on his movies. He does a damn good job on movies. The movies that he's done for Netflix recently? Well, apparently that uncut gems is supposed to be badass. Yeah. The movies he's done on Netflix recently, that deal that he signed with Netflix, they've actually been really good movies. They're not your typical
Speaker: What is it? Him and Ryan Reynolds made great movies on Netflix. Oh, yeah. Well, you know something? I was listening to a podcast the other day when they were talking about the movie Tommy Boy. I love Chris Farley. I love that big bastard that motherfucker cracks me up every time. But there's a scene.
Speaker: that shows that we lost Chris Farley too early. When he's sitting on the boat, after his dad dies, and he's sitting with the girl that he, you know, kind of ends up with at the end of the movie spoilers. And she's like, it must be really hard. He gives a look.
Speaker: And he almost tears up. He's like, yeah, I'm going to miss it. And you right there, if you see his face, you're like, fuck, we lost his motherfucker too soon because that dude could have won an Oscar eventually. Yeah, they did lose him too soon. That was said. He died too early. And something wasn't right. He's he's a.
Speaker: He was a staple in the comedy, bro. He was a staple in the comedy. Yeah. Well, on top of that, you know, like Adam Sandler did that Uncut Gems. And, you know, like apparently Oscar, I haven't seen it. But from what I've heard, Oscar winning performance, he could have won an Oscar from it. And I truly think two things. A, Kevin James wouldn't be as big as he is now if Chris Farley was still alive. Hmm.
Speaker: are two different style actors. Right. Like for instance, for instance, Kevin James was in Grown Ups with Adam Saylor. And he's a great actor. Apparently he's an asshole in real life, but he's a great actor. Really? Have you seen, have you seen the previews? Tony, Jeff, you might even like this movie.
Speaker: Where Kevin James plays Sean Payton, The Saints. I saw it, I saw it. The Saints head coach. It's on Netflix, I think I haven't watched it yet. Yeah, it's on Netflix, it's good. Yeah, when they suspended him and he went. It's not amazing. When he's around the football team, the high school football team and stuff, it's a little.
Speaker: slightly bigger, better version of Little Giants. But the message is there. It's actually not terrible. But it was like, what I'm saying about Chris Farley, though, Kevin James would have never been in grownups if Chris Farley was alive. Probably. I'll give you that. Yeah, he may or may not have gotten it. But like I said. It's like with Bill Murray in Ghostbusters. Yeah.
Speaker: Bill Murray was not supposed to be in Ghostbusters. It was supposed to be, oh boy. James Belushi. James Belushi. Yeah. Jim Belushi. Jim Belushi. Jim. Jim. But Bill Murray and Jim was pretty tight though. Right. But Dan Aykroyd and Belushi were the thickest thieves, man. Hey, Lenny, I, you know, I don't, I don't, I'm not, to answer your question, you look at J .Lo's track record, I want to say no, but
Speaker: They did have a thing back in the day, so I don't know. I think they're kind of cute together, personally. But you know what? I think, I think. But you get those SNL clicks, man. They stick together. Yeah. But to the Ben Affleck jello thing, I love Ben Affleck.
Speaker: He was his best self when he was with J .Lo. Like she taught the man how to dress. She was, they, they, they are friends even when they broke up. So I kind of wish them the best. I hope it works. Yeah, I do too. She lived a life and she ready to sit down and he like, all right, come on. Deal. All right. Fuck you. I ain't mad at him. I ain't either. No, I like him as a couple. I think, I think, I think they're a pretty cool couple. They have fun together, it seems like.
Speaker: Whether they're at some big fancy shindig or if they're just at a basketball game or whatever, they're having fun together. Well, Ben Affleck does play in the World Series poker all the time. And apparently he's a pretty good poker player. I'm about to say he must be good. He's got that stone face. Yeah.
Speaker: No, I do like them together as a couple. I don't like Mark Anthony. I didn't like them too together. Mark Anthony and J .Lo. I didn't buy it. I don't know why she broke an A rod. I'm actually curious about that. I think it comes down to the dude travels too much.
Speaker: I mean, that, as Chris and I both know, like my wife's away, and Jody's way, well, not as far away as my wife's. I was just here last week and I'm going down next weekend. It's like, it sucks.
Speaker: I don't think it puts a strain on us. I don't feel like it does. Plus, she's not that far away. Right. But you guys haven't lived together for 12 years. Right. Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's different for you. My wife is my oxygen. Yeah, it's different for you because you guys are so used to being together day in and day out and day. So when she goes away, I get that. But I don't think, you know,
Speaker: mine and Jodie situation. There's no strain or anything like that. And we get to see each other a lot. I mean, really, to be honest with you, she was here last weekend. I'm going down next weekend. So we still get to see each other a lot. You get to do a life in review. And if I really wanted to, or she really wanted to, you know, we both get off work relatively early. And if we really wanted to make the drive, if I wanted to go down there and see her for an evening. You always do the meat and the metal thing, too. Well, we wouldn't even have to do that. I mean, hey, I can go down after work.
Speaker: No. No, I could go down after work for a few hours. Okay, maybe I'll steal her all day, you know? Yeah. You know, and then if there's that rare occasion, I might go down there and it might get too late. Well, then I'll just, you know, she won't ever let me because she'll make sure I leave and get home in time to get to bed and everything like that for work. But, but, you know, I mean, there is no, I can go, I can, I can legitimately, you could literally get up at four and get to work at time.
Speaker: I would have to get up at... I would have to get up at about 3 .45. That's not terrible. Because I would have to leave by 4 to get to work. It's an hour and a half to work from... No, it's not bad. I mean, it's only 15 minutes or a half hour earlier than what I normally get up. Right, exactly. Because it's not like I do anything in the morning. I get up, I brush my teeth, I put my clothes on and I leave.
Speaker: I'm not doing my hair. I brush my beard real quick. As my pops used to say, shit shower, shave, and I'm ready to go. Yeah. I don't shower. I don't shave. I don't shower. I don't shave, so I can shit and shower. Trust me, I know you don't shower. Wow. Wow. You fucking skank. My wife and I were FaceTiming the other day, and I started doing these. I'm not skank. Skank's dead. I started doing one of these. Sorry, Mr. Grover. I first. Because you realize, before I get home, I want that shorter.
Speaker: She doesn't want it shaved off. She hates my beard. I told you this fucking dude just cleaned it up. Do you have clippers? Here's the thing about clippers. The fucking clippers. I went to the fucking Walmart today and I went to Walmart so I could get a good beard trimmer. And I got everything else I wanted, got out to get in the cab to go home and I went fuck.
Speaker: Got the beard trimmer. Get you a set of clippers that have all like hair clippers that have all the different guards in it. I have one somewhere. Use a one guard on your mustache. When you clean it up, just shave your mustache down to a one guard and then you can use that beard trimmer because that's what I do and I do my edges on my cheeks and then just any stragglers. My mustache will cover my mouth.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what mine does too. That's why I keep it, I keep it real short. But then like, I'll take either my clippers or my beard trimmers and I'll just, I'll brush my beard out and any stragglers, I just kind of, just kind of swipe it across. I don't touch my beard. I'm just getting, getting any of the stragglers. I don't mind having a long -term relationship. I mean, hello, my guys in Indiana. Give us time to really get to know you.
Speaker: Get that but it's like, you know the problem with like My wife and I my wife and I my wife hates to talk on the phone. I talk on the phone for a living Yeah, I if we're sitting on the couch together we talk for 12 hours straight. I I will never do a
Speaker: Another long -distance relationship and I really hope I never have to do another relationship to be honest with you As I said last night This is Jody is my final chapter. I don't want I just end this the end all be all this is this is my last stop my last day
Speaker: My last destination. Well, I actually was on the phone the other day with my older brother and he's like, so you're woman's in Europe and you're home. So yeah. He goes, are you behaving? Yeah. I said, well, yes, because I don't leave the house at all. Like today, I went to Walmart for four hours.
Speaker: That's including catching a cab there and the cab back. I had to wait to find a fucking cab. And then two hours walking around the fucking Walmart. So yes, I mean, I'm behaving because I don't go anywhere. I don't put, I no longer put my system, I do, but both of them are under construction. Oh, okay. Once he gets back, I'm buying another, I'm buying two more. Gotcha.
Speaker: What's going on? I have now, they're my project vehicles. They're my, like my eclipse is my baby and the Malibu is my wife's baby. They are going to be fully restored. I got a 97 eclipse. There you go. So you're getting ready to move. Uh, my, my, my last one was a long distance relationship and I, I said I would never do it again. I don't blame it. Just at the end of the day, I mean, and it's not this way for everybody, but at the end of the day, it wasn't fucking worth the time in the effort.
Speaker: I've been there more than once in school. Go to break. He's starting already. It was with your mom, Jay. Surprise, I'm your new step -daddy.
Speaker: Fucking come in here. You know better start that bullshit with me Where the guys are riding in the buggy with the Amish guy He's like, yeah Without the internet. He's like, it's not that bad. I just your mom through the mail Yeah, that's just funny as hell I
Speaker: Step Daddy Glick. You start calling me Step Daddy Glick, Jake. But with that being said, let's go ahead and take a real quick break. We've got a little blacktop mojo for you guys lined up. One of my favorite songs. Hopefully you'll enjoy it too. It's called Signals Gone.
Speaker: So give us a few minutes. We're going to recollect ourselves. We're going to come back. We have a brand new starting five this week. So anybody in the chatters box, if you guys would like to, we are doing 10 the chatters box. You guys can do five.
Speaker: Keep it at five if you want to submit it in the chatters box, please. It makes it really hard on Jeffrey because he's a little bit slow. But if you guys do want to get into the chatters box, go ahead and email us at nonsensical nonsense podcast. It is your top five favorite songs to get you pumped up or get you amped up, get you hyped, whatever, you know the deal. So we will be right back here in a few minutes. Enjoy a little black to mute you.
Speaker: If you guys don't know who Blacktop Mojo is, do yourself a favor. Check them out everywhere you stream music and on all social media. And if you do know who they are, share with a friend. They might not know who they are, might not know who they are. Words are art.
Speaker: You're going faint My Technicolor view is turning green Twist the antenna round Guess there's something wrong There's nothing but white noise now The signal is gone Gone, gone, gone
Speaker: The screen is cracked I hit the side again But the picture won't come back I tried to wait it out But I fell asleep near dawn I guess I won't know how it ends The signal is gone Gone, gone, gone
Speaker: Where did I go Where did I go
Speaker: Hey, welcome back to Nonsense, Nonsense. Guys, hopefully you enjoyed the first hour. We've made it through one. We got two more left. I'm Glick. As always, hanging out with Jeffrey. I'm here. He's there. Tony will be here momentarily. He's probably off scavenging, ravaging the kitchen.
Speaker: I'm going to do your quick correction. Crooked, you are right. And Chris did correctly here in the chat. But we are. I said six. I know. I know. But I want the, it is a audio podcast, Christopher. Oh, is it?
Speaker: I wouldn't ever notice that you like to show pictures. I know, right? What's going on, James? The Tatters box is doing six, so please send in your picks to not, as long as you have till tonight. So send them in. Right now, James, we'll do it. Now. Your top six picks for your hyped song. Whatever songs get you hyped, get you pumped up. Go ahead and send that to me. Because we're doing 10.
Speaker: We need to start as soon as possible, because it will take us a whole every bit of this first hour. We are going to do our picks, but we do appreciate you guys hanging out. Hopefully you enjoyed the first hour, like I said. Thank you for hanging out with us. And if you're not already, go ahead and check us out on all social media. Nonsense will nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and yes, we are on TikTok. You can also join us here every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night.
Speaker: What's that? James is trying to type out songs, and I'm like, dude, write, type it the fuck out, and email it. Jesus. Yeah. But you can join us every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday on HAPS. If you don't have the app already downloaded, it's free. H -A -P -P -S. Download it. Follow Nonsenseical Nonsense. You'll get the notifications. You can come hang out in the chatters box with our other band of misfits.
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Speaker: Bye tonight, Jeffrey said. And there was one more thing I was going to say and I totally forgot. Twitch. James and David. Yeah, we are on Twitch and YouTube. If you do want to watch our video replays, you can watch them here on Haps where you can watch them on YouTube at Nonsenseical Nonsense. Twitch sucks, so you can only watch this live on Twitch. For now. Until I start live streaming on Twitch when I play Fortnite because I'm a Fortnite God!
Speaker: I racked up three more wins today, buddy. I cast out upon me with great vengeance. I don't get it either. And I only just got into it just to help cash with the battle pass because right now they're not here very often. They're not here all the time.
Speaker: and they didn't come up this weekend, so I just get on there to help them. Man, I'm on there talking so much shit. I know it's hard to believe me talking shit, but I've been there talking shit to everybody. It's the Glick Show.
Speaker: Andal or whatever is it? Okay. Yeah the glitch capital T capital G capital S. Everyone wants something to play with and I can't play for him. I did just piss as well. I will play Fortnite with Kevin. I had to phrase that properly. I'll play with him. Come here little boy. We're starting 10 this week. We are doing 10. Tony you do have first pick and I believe it's
Speaker: You know the fuck Tony does not have the first pick Oh you changing the rules up now I See how it is you son bitch
Speaker: You do go first, then myself, then Tony. So, Christopher, what is your number one song that gets you pumped? This is... This was... Okay, while you're thinking about that and figuring it out, I want to go ahead and explain getting pumped. Because it's different for everybody. And the way I see it is, when this song comes on, or one of these songs comes on... I'll just get you out of this good fucking tune!
Speaker: kind of thing well I this was this was actually kind of tough to pick like a number one so I'm just grabbing a random one because they all can be number one I know I was my number one picks my number one pick RIP Dog Man X with Rough Riders Anthem
Speaker: Tell me that shit don't get you amped up when you hear that first initial beat kicking. And you're a New Yorker, Tony, so you gotta respect it. I'm just waiting my time. Okay, so, R .I .P. by DMX Rough Riders Anthem. I don't think any of us have anything to worry about. The song is Rough Riders Anthem. That's why I thought, I was like, R .I .P., I didn't know that was in there, but okay. No, R .I .P., DMX just died.
Speaker: Last year. Last year. We did a fucking tribute to him on the show. I know we did. I follow rap so much. This is when I was just learning how to edit and stuff, Tony. And I put together a mix of a whole bunch of DMX songs and just kind of merged them together. And we did a tribute on the show the night. It was like the night after he died.
Speaker: It actually turned out really cool. I was kind of proud of myself. I did a vodcast up here tonight. He played some of his videos as tribute. I think I remember that. I think I was in the comments. Well, for my number one, and Chris, like you said, I have no real order here. I'm just kind of grabbing. I think we all are. If I don't pick this as number one, because my wife reminded me of this song when we were on the phone talking about this list.
Speaker: It is called Shots and Squats by Vigaland. V -I -G -I -L -A -N -D. Okay, I got that, Tony. I got Ellen on the list. It's a... It's a decent song. Yeah, I never heard of it. Jodie, Tony said you have to be on the list. Yeah, Jodie, please set the list. Yeah, Jodie, we need you.
Speaker: Sadie, feel free to submit a list, James. That's my number one. Tony, what is your number one, sir? This is pretty difficult for me. I'm trying to go chronologically. I knew it. I'm going to start. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. I was going to say,
Speaker: we originally were gonna do five and I literally I was I had so many on my list I was like yeah there's no way we can just pick five of these because it's so hard to narrow it down that's why we went ten because I literally just got was just listening music while working going that's a good one that's a good one yeah just give you all you only need five or six Sadie once you get it just email it to me or email it to us at the email account just copy mine because I'm gonna win because mine is the most diverse
Speaker: I'm telling you now, I'm calling it now. Yeah, mine's starting out with that. I'm Babe Ruthing that shit. I am Babe Ruthing that shit. Okay, I'm literally starting this. Okay. Okay. My turn. Okay. Okay. Wait, not your turn. Let me go ahead and start chronologically. My list will be all over the place as well. My number one pick to start you jokers off is going to be the song Fantasy by Earth, Wind, and Fire.
Speaker: Thank you, sir. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. And if you don't know, it's the one that goes doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Speaker: I think we'll do one, two, one, two. I'm not sure Mike was working for that. Was that one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two? One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two
Speaker: Like somebody shot your dog in front of you So Christopher what is your two and threes with my number two and three I am going to go with Moving pictures Never And if you've ever seen footloose
Speaker: It is the scene where Kevin Bacon is in the barn. Where he's dancing after he has a backup. And he leaves the house. Remembering all the shit. Yes. It's beating like a drum.
Speaker: And with my number three again from Footloose Miss Bonnie Taylor With holding out for a hero or from strike
Speaker: You know that one, Tony. Footloose. Fuck Shrek. Oh, it was great. Oh, come on. It was great. It was. It was so perfect. It was amazing. It was perfect as Shrek. However, it is always... I love that damn song. I'm ready to fight when I hear that song. It's not even a fight song. Oh, that's a good one right there because I didn't even think of. Oh, I might add that. That might make play.
Speaker: All right, well, I'm going for it. You're number three, Jeff, sir. My number two, it's Chris from the land of Chris's favorite people. What's up, Chris? Boston. Not the band, the town. The Dropkick Murphy's Rose Tattoo.
Speaker: That song is a shitty band. What's going on, Chrissy? Shrek is phenomenal. Chrissy, your top five songs. And for my number three, every time I hear it, I have to sing along. My number three for John Mellencamp. Yeah, that cracks me up. Since Sadie said she likes Shrek. Well, oddly enough, it fits you up. From John Mellencamp. I love that fucking filter.
Speaker: I'm going to make that my profile picture on here. Come on, Cougar Mellencamp. Hurt so good. Nice. That's a good pull. You have to. I did not have JCM on my list, but he did have a few, he did have a few good hits. I have a couple of his, but...
Speaker: I have one that I don't really consider it a hype song, but man, I love that song and I have to say - Yeah, but I mean, it's a personal preference, so if it gets you hyped when you hear it. Yes. Exactly. So Tony, you're two and three, sir. Yes, it is. It starts getting crazy right about now, but I think we're going to go ahead and number two, Back to Life, Soul to Soul.
Speaker: I love that song. That's a great song. That is a fun song to it. What do we tell the chatters box? How many can they have? Tops, your top five or six songs, songs that get you hyped up, songs that get you pumped up. So, Chrissy, Debbie, Sadie, Soul to Soul. What's that?
Speaker: Tony said, get your list in. I think Tony's listening. And you're number three, sir. My number three may be difficult to a lot of people. You may not remember, but you should, because this is the excellent club form when you was out dancing. That's why the brand new heavy was called Never Stop. Soldier boy, crank that. The heavies never stop. The heavy? Brand new heavies.
Speaker: You are listening, or you are putting in a list? She's doing both. Tony laid down the law. That's right. Let me put a list in too, if you like. Yeah, Chrissy, make a list. Send it to me. I'll get it to him. If you guys want to send Tony your list, Tony will send them to me, and I'll get them. So my number four. Oh, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker: My number four, I'm gonna go... Make your list, Debbie, don't matter. Make your list. With... Nah, hey, I got country song on her too. Yeah, you can put country on there. Oh, shit! That reminded me. I had a country song I wanted to use and I totally forgot about it. Damn, I just thought of one, but I can't... I did too. I can't remember that. I did too.
Speaker: And you probably think the same one I am, too. That's what's great. So for my number four pick, I'm going to go with... Oh, since we're being diverse. Yeah, you've got to be a little bit bigger, Chris. I'm going to go way back in the day, all the way back to the 1950s. Nice. With Dion in runaround suit.
Speaker: Wow. Nice. Wow. I love that goddamn song. I love the 50s and 60s era music. And I was racking my brain trying to think of like a really good kind of song that makes you feel good, get you hyped up. And I know what the song is about and everything, but it's such a great song and it's such a catchy beat.
Speaker: I have I have on my back up. I don't plan on using it, but I have on my back up a a uh the wonder by Dion. Yeah, the wonder is good, but I never really that one. I love that song, but I love the song and it was redone and it was redone by uh Eddie Rabbit did it a country beat. I think it was Eddie Rabbit did it and then there was a rock group that did it too after from my number four.
Speaker: How do you do it? Tony, Tony actually told me how to say it without saying it. No, you got to say, you got to say what is wrote down. You got to say the actual title. You better not. You have to say the title. What? Here's the thing. Here's the thing. It is the title of the song. Don't matter. It don't matter. You have to say it. Say it. I'm hoping you will. I'm hoping you will. I'm hoping you will. I'll rap on my mom. It is by YG. Jazzy.
Speaker: rich. It's by who? I just read it up. Who's it by? Cracker? YG. YG. A letter Y and a G. If you say it, I can't help you.
Speaker: No, but what was the definition? What was the... I'm trying to think of who told me to say it. Hater. Haters. You put ninja, haters, nickel, whatever. Haters, whatever. Haters, yeah. Haters. Ninja. Use ninja. I will write it correctly. Use nickel. My nickels. My nickels. Yes, my nickels.
Speaker: I'm sorry, but at the end of the day, I do like that song. It is amazing. I will jam out to it all the time. So, Tony, you're number four, sir. You're number four, Tony. I'm number four. Let me go ahead and go with... Lenny said she sent you hers on Twitter. No, she sent me a notification on Twitter.
Speaker: Um, number four is going to be by the group two hype brothers and a dog. Wait, two? Hyped. H -Y -P -E. H -Y -P -E -D. H -Y -P -E -D. Brothers. I've never heard of these guys. Right? You go to fall. Underground shit. All I do? No. I promise you, what is it? What's the song? What's the song? I'm gonna let you know in a second. Doo -doo Brown.
Speaker: Say it again. Doo doo brown. Doo doo. It's not a dance. It's a song, too. Isn't there a dance that goes to it? A little bit. Like everybody would do the same dance in the club to that song? No, everybody did their own dance. No, that's the electric slide. No. I'm not going to throw your cast off, but just the intro. Give me the tray.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Thank you. I don't know that one. Yeah. OK. You finally got the weekend up ahead. I told you, Sadie, put your feet up and kick it back. Put your feet up and kick it back. That was number four, correct? Yeah. Give me that chart. So Chris, you were number five and six. No, I only got one. Do I get five? Do I get one? No, four. We're only doing one. OK. I'm sorry. So for instance, we'll do one.
Speaker: As a solo, two and three together, four by itself, five and six together, seven by itself, eight and nine together, and ten by itself. All good. So for five and six... I'm gonna go for number five with Miss Tina Turner. We don't need another hero from the Mad Max soundtrack.
Speaker: Nah. I will make your list.
Speaker: Send your list. They get 10 in the chatters box or six? Six. Chatters box. Make your list and then email it to Nonsenseical Nonsense Podcast. One word. I know that song, Chris. I can't hear it in my head. Yeah, you 100 % know it. I guarantee I know the song. Because I know a lot of Tina Turner songs. Not that I'm a massive fan, but just she was everywhere. She was everywhere. Amazing set of legs on that woman.
Speaker: Here, see if I can just... Wait. Dude! I'm gonna put it away. See if we can get a... That's your headache. This is headache. That's your headache. That's not it. You gotta deal with holes. That's your process. There it is.
Speaker: Yeah. Now I hear it. Kill it. It won't die. It's not even on my phone anymore. That's what I was trying to, I always go for, I can always hear the chorus of the song in my head. Yeah. And for number six, that's a good tune. I'm going to go with the millennial battle cry. Any millennial hears this opening riff and they automatically know the song.
Speaker: little guns and roses. Welcome to the jungle. Yeah. Oh my God. Yes. You hear that? You perk up and go like a little prairie dog, man. You're like, everybody gets hacked. Yeah. I don't care who you are.
Speaker: And I'll tell you what I went to louder than life rock festival a couple years ago or a couple years ago and the only reason I went was because Guns N' Roses and that way they were on my bucket list to see before I died and it was the original Guns N' Roses and God damn it Axel's old and everything but if he didn't sound just as good as
Speaker: concert a couple years ago as he did and slash was amazing man there was probably 30 40 thousand motherfuckers it was an outdoor event there's probably more than that but I'm just talking down by the big stage area as soon as that opening riff for Welcome to the Jungle and Axel hit that first note singing everybody lost their shit everybody lost their fucking minds
Speaker: Wow I can't do that song I can't stand that song But I do I do listen to it go, you know, this is a terrible song. I just embarrassed for myself Well For my Number five, I'm writing it down so I don't forget a little I'm going down
Speaker: Two opposites jump genres, five and six. And because of the movie Soul Plane, I know this song. Good Times by Styles P. Nope, I already had it. Christy, just write your list down and send it to Tony. You don't have to keep putting it in the comments. We're not catching it all. You can write it down and send a screenshot to Tony and he can send it to me.
Speaker: And for my number six. We're not, unfortunately, we're not catching all of them. I'm not mad at your styles, Pete. I'm not mad at you at all. It's a good tune. I can't help you. John, you know how to write. You know how to submit a listing. Get your listing. Every night. I literally turned my fucking speaker on and cranked it up, and my wife gets mad. She's like, it's not a song for the kids. I'm like, yeah, well. And for a different genre, a little bit older,
Speaker: I'm gonna go with I Got You by James fucking Brown. Otherwise known as I Feel Good. So tone me your number five, sir.
Speaker: We're going to go with the classic for Heavy D and the boys. Oh, shit. It's called We Got Our Own Thing. We Got Our Own Thing. Oh, I thought you were going to go to something else. Mr. Big Stuff? I did too. Oh, we love him? No, that wasn't Heavy D and the boy, was it? Yeah, it was. Yeah. No, no, that was the one I was thinking of. Now that we found love. Didn't the Heavy D do a movie? Wasn't he in a movie? Yes. That was the pappas. He was in New Jersey Drive.
Speaker: No, that's not the movie I was thinking of. John, send us an email. What was the movie where the two... He did the movie where they became cops. And they clipped that cop car.
Speaker: I thought that was the Fat Boy set. He was in Life. He was in Tower Heights. New Jersey Drive. He was in Who's the Man? Who's the Man? That's the name of the movie. Who's the Man, yeah. Yeah, because Heavy D, a big dude. He was. He was a big dude. Hence the name. Hence his name. I know. What's your sixth pick, Tony? Tony D. Go from Heavy D to Tony D. Yeah. Since Jeff wants to be diverse, I accept that challenge.
Speaker: This would be Kenny Rogers. Kenny Rogers. The Gambler. You motherfucker. Well, here's the thing. Oddly enough, I have over 500 songs on my like list, on my Spotify, and I didn't get that one anymore. Hell no. Diverse. I see you over there. I need so many more than six again. Oh yeah, you got plenty of songs. You got plenty of songs. So, what are we at? Seven?
Speaker: Yes, you're number seven, Chris. Are we in seven or six? One, two, three. We are in seven. You're just in six, so we're starting in seven. Yeah, he's in seven. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn, how did I end up with so many songs? It ain't hard. Well, for my number seven, I'm going to do a little rock and roll for you guys. See you, John. You'll never find. And go with ACDC.
Speaker: Thunder. Thunderstruck. Thunderstruck, ACDC. Oh, that reminds me. I saw a shirt on TikTok that I have to buy, or we have to make. It says ADHD. It's real hard rock. Oh, wait. Look, a squirrel underneath. Yeah, make it. Holy shit. It's fucking awesome. Nice.
Speaker: Okay, well for my number seven, I'm gonna have to go with the song from a movie. And it was made for the movie, and it is sung by Lustra. It's called Scotty Doesn't Know. From the movie Euro Trip.
Speaker: That movie is fucking hilarious, and that song is awesome. And Matt Damon singing it cracks me up. My number 10 is going to be pretty tough to decide between. I know. I'm looking at my list going, man, I got so many I still want to get on here. I know, right? You're number seven.
Speaker: Seriously, I know we can do 20, but I can't put 20 on a page. Number seven I'm gonna stick with right now. I'm gonna stick with the scenario by a tribe called quest Just scenario scenario
Speaker: I knew that was going to pop up on your list, because I know you love that song. I mean, there were so many hip hop songs I could put down, but I guess I'm trying to flip it around a little bit. And that's the biggest challenge. I got a few genres in my head. Mine's all over the damn place. That just shows my musical taste where I'm everywhere.
Speaker: Yeah, well, I mean, that's the one thing, I think we're all pretty eclectic. Yes. Big work. When it comes to music, I mean, but that's what makes this list so fun and hard because, you know, the gambler, when you've mentioned it, Tony, it would normally be on my list, but I just, I forgot. There's too many songs, there's too many songs. There's too many songs that you just, as I said, my Spotify like list, I started it.
Speaker: when I got this laptop. Yeah. It's at over 500 on my, you know, where you hard it, so it saves it. I got over 500 on there. I got 100 songs on one list. Yeah, it's ridiculous. On one list. So Christopher, you're number eight, sir. Damn, I have seven more songs on my list. I didn't realize I wrote down that many. I have over 20 written down on this page. My number eight. What, we're on eight?
Speaker: Number eight and nine. Oh, eight and nine. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, I am going to go. Number eight. And you only have to put one person's name, Jeff, just to make it easier. Yeah. But it is Drake M and M low Wayne and forever.
Speaker: And M went hard as fuck. It's called forever? It's called forever. And M went hard as fuck on his verse for no damn reason. M was a beast. Yeah, for no damn reason. He went hard as hell. There's somebody else on the song with him. That song I did, that song that I still haven't said the actual name of, the Nicki Minaj version,
Speaker: Just the remix of it? Nicki Minaj's lyrics are dope as fuck on that song, on the remix. And for number nine... She calls it my bitches. She says my bitches. My bitches, my bitches. And for my number five pick... Or nine pick... I'm gonna go with... Jesus Christ, man.
Speaker: This sucks. I should have just wrote down 10 and stopped. I told you. Because I knew there was no fear of us picking the same song. I wrote down some songs. Yeah. I wasn't worried about that. Well, the Kenny Rogers thing, I was worried about stuff like that, iconic songs like that. But I wrote down songs and I was like, oh wait, oh, this one's better. And I wrote that down too, you know? Yeah. And that's how I got up to 20. So. I'm not even bragging. I'm just on the street.
Speaker: About what? I could do 20 souls, you see. Oh yeah, absolutely. Unfortunately, I can't put them all on a page. Yeah, I know, I know. 10 is a stretch. This is where it gets hard. I ain't got no country on here, so my number nine pick, I'm going to go with Garth Brooks and going down until the sun comes up. Going down until the sun comes up.
Speaker: I'm actually jumping in. Okay. So, to go into another genre that nobody's hit, I believe it's, it's not techno open, it's like techno pop. But Galactus' Galactus is the name of them. But their song, Peanut Butter Chili.
Speaker: peanut butter jelly time song from family matter it's not it's not that it's it's you are not winning this week nobody knows anything you're talking about right now that's okay i don't care because if if three people listen to the song it's so good i can't remember my password my fingers got stuff on here i'll play a clip of it the three people that listen to it are gonna want to start a cancel Jeff
Speaker: Hashtag Yeah, I need to do that actually Eleanor I need to look and see if I can find some of my burnt CDs
Speaker: just for shits and grins. I know, right? I was thinking about that the other day. Because some other fuckers would have like, you know, you put so much music on one CD and it was, I mean, obviously you can tell by my picks tonight, I'm all over the damn place as far as genres and music goes. I can't be too, yeah. This is, yeah. Yeah. So my CDs I used to make were just crazy. Fucking dad. Are you done?
Speaker: Jesus, here. You know, if you'd log into our actual YouTube account, you wouldn't have ads. No, it's not. I'm not doing it on YouTube. I'm on my Spotify. Check this out. I need new friends.
Speaker: It picks up but it's a dope song and the video cracks me up because it's all these people in a grocery store and And all of a sudden they're like you'll see a guy in a trench coat and all of a sudden he's wearing He's dancing around as fucking cracks me up. But that song is good. Your ass is awkward. Okay, gotcha And my number nine
Speaker: I want to know whatever that says because you got crazy tables. Yeah. Put the pipe down. I'm smoking. You've had too much curve ball for number 10 and I'm going to go for my number nine run DMC. It's tricky.
Speaker: So Tony your number eight sir, is that way is that way they didn't that dance off for and white and white chicks Yeah, I think Shawn and Marlon wasn't it tricky what they were doing
Speaker: Yeah. That movie was killing me. That movie was killing me. That movie was killing me. That movie was killing me. That movie was killing me. That movie was killing me. That movie was killing me. That movie was killing me. That movie was killing me. That movie was killing me. That movie was killing me. That movie was killing me. That movie was killing me. That movie was killing me. That movie was killing me. That movie was killing me. That movie was killing me. That movie was killing me. That movie was killing me. That movie was killing me. That movie was killing me.
Speaker: I think you're gonna go with raise up. I love raise up. No Carolina. Yeah, raise up. He did that whole damn, he did that whole damn state one. Sadie said damn Sadie. You can put it on your list Sadie. There's nothing stopping you. You got your list ready. You're gonna email it. You're gonna send a picture of it to Tony. What you gonna do? Oh shit. I just thought of a song. I'm gonna write it down. I'm not gonna use it on my list, but damn. I just, I just gotta remember what it's called.
Speaker: Yeah, for you guys in the chatters box, Sadie, if you guys have doubles or duplicates or if you guys pick songs that we use, it's okay. We're the only ones that are locked into having to have a 100 % different list. Yeah. I'll mention it later because I have to have you guys remind me of who sings it, but it's not going to be my number 10, but my number nine. What is your number nine, Tony?
Speaker: Do you want it from the back? He's going to break it down like that. Number nine, since he brought it up. That's right. That's right. Number nine, since he brought it up, we're going to go ahead. He brought up DMX earlier. That's his fault. He's telling people, stop singing songs and artists because you made people have ideas. But I doubt if I'm going to bump heads with anybody. I'm going by DMX, who we be.
Speaker: If that don't get you hyped, I don't know what to tell you about yourself. You know what's hard about picking DMX songs? Because there's not many that don't get you hyped. You know the Damien series? Snake, the rat, the cat.
Speaker: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How you going to tell me? Living in the fog. Yeah. That whole, that whole, that whole shit, hey, his first few albums, man, they were all just, boy, I had every single one of them. I do every damn DMX song. I think I had the first four or five. Yeah, I think I had the first, yeah, the first four or five, something like that. And I knew every damn song, every damn word on all of them. It was stupid.
Speaker: and every and every one of them will get you hyped. And final pick your number 10 Chris. My number 10. I was thinking about pandering with my number 10 pick and I'm really debating it. Here we go.
Speaker: I was thinking about a Blacktop Mojo. I did too. I have Wicked Woman on my list. No, I wasn't going to do Wicked Woman. I was going to do Strike Me because the first time we played it on here, when we debuted it, even Tony was like, damn, hell yeah. I started to write it down. I was like, you know what? Chris is going to pick that and crossed it out. Because I was like, that's gone.
Speaker: So I would, what I'm going to do because they are our guys. They're not my number 10 pick. They're going to be an honorable mention for me. I guess you can say because I agree with that because they've got, again, they're another one of those. There are guys and they have a lot of songs that get you hyped up. As we do say, that is the lowest of low hanging fruit is picking. Yes. But I gotta give, I gotta give my guys an honorable mention at least. Oh yeah. Well, I think I'm going to go with,
Speaker: Oh man. I think I'm going to go with, um, man. This is the hardest pick one. I know it really is. I have my number 10 narrowed down between two. Yeah. Well, I added one and I've really,
Speaker: you know, I added one and then it just made it that much harder. Oh, fuck. Oh, man. If I don't put this man on my list, I'll shoot myself. Mm. Mm. I'm going to. God damn. This is all right. This is exactly where I made the executive decision to go with 10. I would have been fine with five because I would have cut myself off at six and I wouldn't I wouldn't have kept writing.
Speaker: I would have just stopped. And I literally just made this list like an hour before the show. It all just came from memory. But I'm gonna go... Just spin it out. I'm gonna go with CCR, Fortunate Son. Nice! Creedence Clearwater Revival. With Fortunate Son.
Speaker: And the video for that is so good because it starts out with the, with the chopper blades. Cause it's Vietnam song and it starts out with the chopper sound of the, of the, of the motor and the blades and stuff. So it was either going to be fortunate sun or bad moon rising with that badass guitar. Yeah. I love me. I love me some CCR, but yeah, I was torn between fortunate sun and bad moon rising. Well,
Speaker: Nobody has brought this man up and I'm gonna say it. Shame on all of us for waiting this long. You say Bon Jovi? No. I'm saying an artist formerly known as Prince. There's a reason why nobody brought him up because he's trash. Yes. What?
Speaker: Watch your poor mouth! Michael Jackson was better. Oh my god, fuck you. Michael Jackson was better. I'm going with Kiss by Prince, my number 10. Yeah. I mean, what? You got a four foot tall transvestite, or you got a white guy that used to be a black guy that liked to touch little kids. I mean... Yeah, you gotta go with training. I'm sorry. I think I'm gonna go with Mike.
Speaker: I got his ass beat. His daddy beat him so bad, he beat hits out of Mike. He beat him white. He beat him so bad. He literally beat the black off of Michael. And Tony, I know growing up, you heard that line at least one time in your life, when somebody in your family told you they were going to beat the black off of you. As I say, as I said, shave. Wow. So Tony,
Speaker: I got him. I got him. Where's your click line, Tony? Where's your click line, Tony? All right. Fuck the hell. Look, there it is. Jesus Christ, it's here. This is making reservations right now. This is going to be tough for me.
Speaker: Right? It's very tough. I do not like Prince. I think as far as songs go, Michael Jackson had way better songs. As far as artistically and talented, Prince was light years ahead of Michael Jackson. Oh, yeah. Well, here's the problem I have with Michael Jackson. I do like some of his songs, but it's one of those things.
Speaker: He was one of those, you know, I've, Chris, you know, I've always been that guy that's like, oh, everybody else likes it, so I fucking hate it. So everybody loves Prince, what are you talking about? No, I'm talking about Michael Jackson. Oh, yeah, but I'm just saying, but everybody loves Prince, too. It was why he shoved down your throat. And I didn't like Prince for a long time, until I actually sat down and forced myself to listen to it. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: She's on a regular basis down there at the glory hole. So what is your number 10, Tony? We already know we're going to hell. We're just making our reservations. That's all. I want to fuck y 'all's head up for real. They hit a genre ain't nobody hit yet. We are going to go into Riggy. Oh shit. Here we go.
Speaker: I had a reggae song here. I have songs on here that I guarantee you two haven't heard of because they're - You put songs on your list that I ain't ever heard of. Fuck you. You put a lot of songs on here, we never heard of them. But I have songs that you've never even thought of to hear of because they're in Spanish and they're banned though, which is like 30 fuckers on the stage. The hardest name is Dawn Penn. Say it again? Who? Dawn Penn.
Speaker: Don. Don and Penn. Yes. Don like Red Don and Penn P -E -N -N like Sean Penn. Okay. And the song is gonna be called No, No, No. If you've never heard it, here it comes. It's the intro.
Speaker: I see how I can get you hyped. OK. Well, I want to talk. OK, now I know that song. OK, OK, OK. I didn't want to get the YouTube strike, so. Right. Well, for my backups. I want to go over my backups real quick. Go ahead, Chris, with your backups. Well, I was going to say, I did have Bob Marley on there.
Speaker: I love reggae music and I think I brought it up on here before down in Charleston in the summertime. The first and third Saturday of every month during the summer, they had reggae nights down at the park and they would bring in local talent. They actually had, they brought in like really big name reggae stars, Bob Marley's son, I think. Was there one time? Which one? Yeah, I know. That was the thing. Which one? I can't remember who it was.
Speaker: but he was doing a bunch of his dad's songs and they were so good. But I had, I had Buffalo Soldier on here. I like that song and it does get me hyped up. Even, even, and I know it's a slower song, but even No Woman, No Cry gets me hyped up. Yeah, I can see that. Because, and I think a lot of it has to do because I am such - It's genetic that Bob Mulligan's people hyped up. Well, you know, I'm such a fan of him and I know his music, like I - Well, he was also a happy -go -lucky guy.
Speaker: Well, growing up in his struggle and everything like that and some of the stuff that he went through, he wrote from the heart. So even slower songs or more downbeat songs, I guess, if you listen to the lyrics and you felt it and it would get you hyped up.
Speaker: Yes. But I always liked Buffalo Soldier. I had D12 fight music. Yeah, I thought about that. OK. Yeah, right. I'm gonna give you that one. That was the shit. That was the shit. That's all, man. D12 has the songs that would fuck you up. That video was crazy, the war is. But I had that. I had Course Blacktop Mojo. I had Outcast with B .O .B. Bombs over back there. OK, OK.
Speaker: I know it's it was it was a low hanging fruit by outcast and they've got some they've got some high ass salts outcast and it was the first one that I thought I had a journey don't stop believing and Bon Jovi living on a prayer. Okay. I'm a backup. I'm a backup. One of dead or alive is on my mind. Yeah, dead or alive. Yeah, I I I initially went for one of dead or alive.
Speaker: And then I was like, ooh, living on our prayers. Everybody knows that. And you know, it's a, it's a, you know, it's a good, like, you know, like, oh man, I'm going to be a better person. I'm going to, you know, Tommy used to work on the dock. Tell me that scene in Scooby Doo movie where Freddie French Jr. jumped on that motorcycle when it wanted Dead or Alive was playing. That is not a badass scene. Oh yeah. That is the perfect
Speaker: Well, you haven't got the young guns, too. Wait until you get the guns, too. That's the problem. Wanted Dead or Alive. And then, you know what? Actually, Tony, I might, I dare to say, even better than Wanted Dead or Alive, as far as, you know, we're talking about young guns, Blaze of Glory. No, that's a good song. That's used to a lot of people. Well, for my backup, I had...
Speaker: I have a song that I guarantee you guys haven't heard of. It's called Who Was In My Room Last Night by the Butthole Surfers. It's a metal song. It's in. I know the Butthole Surfers are, but I don't know that song. I've heard of Butthole Surfers. You've seen Pauly Shore, Son -in -law? No. I heard about it by the movie. When The Dad of the Main Girl comes into his room, that song's playing. It's a good song. Like a Rock by Bob Seger.
Speaker: Like the commercial yeah, yeah That's what you pick by Bob see I know I know It's it's one of those. I love that fucking song and yeah, it's great. So I'm not I'm not disagreeing with you It's a great song, but that's the one you pick from Bob Seeger. I don't have a lot of Bob Seeger on my playlist. I have the last shit
Speaker: by the Dana Harvey band. Whole Wide World by Reckless Eric. And I can't remember who sings it, but baby, because I'm a dog. Trick Daddy. Trick Daddy, thank you. Trick Love the Kids. Yeah. I also have Purple Rain by Prince. Yeah.
Speaker: Love I love I had David Bowie as a backup song Nice. Yeah, that was that was that was I love that joint. Oh, what was it? What's David Bowie? Let's dance by David Bowie. Oh, yeah Um, as far as the other ones I was running on the choices yours by black sheep
Speaker: Okay, okay. That's the one that goes engine, engine number nine. I had a bunch, but I was just trying to narrow it down. The dead boy one was the last one that really hit me. I was like, let me make sure everybody knows what I'm talking about first. Well, I have one more that I forgot that was my curve ball. What's that? Elvira by the Oak Ridge boys.
Speaker: I had a curveball and I didn't do it because I knew if you guys knew the song I would catch hell and it used to be my ringtone and I loved this fucking song and I actually made an entire Duke gas station feel bad one time because it was my ringtone and it came on but it was blistering the sun. I don't know that one. Who sings it? Yeah trust me you do. I was thinking of Miss New Booty too.
Speaker: It was by the violet films Yeah, I was I was in a gas station my phone went off and a bunch of guys in there started laughing and making fun of me I was like, oh really you think it's funny? That's my daughter's favorite song and she has down syndrome and cancer now have you fucking feel You
Speaker: You want to talk about killing a mood real quick? And as I was walking out the door, I was like, I'm just lying. I love that song. I don't even have a kid.
Speaker: I love that song. That is one of my guilty pleasure songs. I love it to death. It always makes me happy. It always puts me in a good mood. I actually listened to it today after I got pissed off. That's how much of a mood changer that one song is for me. And I don't know what it is about that song, but I love it. And it's probably one of my all time favorite songs. I have one more that crossed off from Dropkick Murphy's, Shipping Off to Boston. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, I only have Eleanor's List right now. But I didn't give the else for it, because it was Dropkick Murphy's and About Blondes. Yeah. Well, I don't, I'm not a big fan of Dropkick Murphy's. I'm not a fan of Dropkick Murphy's, but I'm not a fan of punk music either.
Speaker: Yeah, it is, but it's punk Irish punk. It's Irish punk, yeah. Check your Instagram. Oh, I just got it, Tony. So I got, I got, I got Elinors and I got Sadie. So anybody else, if you can get your list to us tonight, if you want to get your list in here. Jody, get your list and actually, Jeff, you want to give them until tomorrow? Yeah, I can wait until tomorrow.
Speaker: Yeah, well, I was, yeah, uh, tonight, but let's call it, uh, three o 'clock tomorrow, my time. So four o 'clock your time in the afternoon. Yeah. Okay. That's fine. So anybody in the chatters box, if you guys want to get your list in, whether you email it to us at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gml .com, or if you've got Tony's info and, uh, you don't, it don't have to be in the order. Don't worry. Uh, go ahead and read off what you've been
Speaker: Yeah, I got I got I got Elinors and I got Sadie's um You can send it to Tony Tony can send it to me or Tony can send it to Jeff Whatever, but we'll get you guys this list up there Send them to me I can I can read them off and if and if you want them Jeff I've got screenshots so I can send you screenshots Yeah
Speaker: Yeah, I can send you the snapchats. So we do got Eleanor, so Jody, I know she's in the middle of an intense movie right now, so hopefully I can get her to get her listing tomorrow. If not later tonight. What in the fuck are you doing over there, Tony?
Speaker: My wife as I said my wife and I were talking about this list Well, I've got Eleanor and Sadie's if you want me to read it off real quick And she did remind me of the the three only band of songs I like Banda is a it's it's mariachi meets a like it's like 25 dudes on stage an entire brass band of tubas and all this shit, right? That's a lot of damn music
Speaker: Well, it's intense. And one of the songs I have is called La Buena and La Mala. And it's basically the difference between a woman... It's basically the band version of a woman in the street in a freaking bed. And the other one is... I haven't actually looked it up.
Speaker: uh... the other one is the uh... it's called uh... it's if you come back is what the translation is in english and it's basically tell a guy it's it's a chris it's it's perfect for parts of it are perfect for the elephant in the room that you rode and it's basically I hope I hope you
Speaker: Get scratches on your back from getting fucked on the floor by a bunch of other guys. Go to break. I was trying to read off Eleanor and Sadie's words, but this motherfucker just wants to keep talking. Go ahead. I just lost him. Here we go. So, Eleanor had De Nima by Tool. I know I said that wrong. I know this song.
Speaker: I know the song, yeah. It's about 45 minutes long. Tool has the longest... I'm not a fan of Tool, but I know some of them. They have the longest goddamn songs on the planet. Every song is like 20 minutes long. It's ridiculous. She had Rage Against the Machine, Killin' in the Name of... Killin' in the Name!
Speaker: You want a song Tony I got a song by rage against the machine to make you fucking cry It's I gotta look it up. It's it's here of whatever it takes Listen to hero war bite and listen the words by rage against the machine and as a military guy You will fucking cry
Speaker: She had whatever it takes by Imagine Dragons, Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz, Ping One Down by Gomez, I think that's right, and Glorious by Macklemore. And Sadie Head, oh Jesus Christ, what's that?
Speaker: Go ahead, go ahead. Macklemore was good. Go ahead. Macklemore's a good song. No, Macklemore had some good hype songs. That thrift shop song, that song fucked up. That video was hilarious. That video, Craig. That dude in the pink suit, he was like, oh shit, that's a cold ass hokey. That shit gets me every time. Jesus Christ. Sadie had, Sadie had,
Speaker: Teddy Head's Freak Elite by Petey Pablo. Wild Ones by Flo Rida and Sia. Locked Out of Heaven by Bruno Mars. Heya by OutKast. Welcome back, Mace. And I'm Sprung by T -Pain. Nice list. So, anybody else you want to get their list in? You guys got until 4 o 'clock Eastern Time. Tomorrow. Afternoon.
Speaker: So get them a list in. Jody, I don't know if you're listening. I don't know if you heard me, but Tony said, get your list in. And he said a whole bunch of other stuff. Tony's exact words, by the way, Jody. Get your fucking list in. He said, if you didn't put a list in, you were a punk ass. He said that. That's what Tony said. He didn't say that on the broadcast, but he was told me in the Snapchat today. And I was like, that's not cool. She cares again.
Speaker: Chris, Chris, you know, there's a song that I did have as a backup, but I took it off in respect for Jodi by NWA. Go to break. Fuck the police. Go to break.
Speaker: You're gonna get a fuck You know Joe's not here Jody. I leave it up to you. Give me a good old fuck You fuck you Jeff
Speaker: Oh my god. I'm trying to buy music. You know, I tried to go through it. Fuck you, Jeff. Let's do this just because. Why not? There it is. Thank you very much.
Speaker: so we got a little blacktop mojo it is our second hour it is the second break so we're gonna do cover by blacktop mojo
Speaker: And this is when the boys were hanging out in the distillery. I had to fast forward past all them talking and this, that, and the other thing with a little Phil Collins for you guys. And, uh, we'll be here tonight. This is actually, I think it was the first song that I heard by them that made me a fan. And I heard it and I had to go find them.
Speaker: Oh Lord. Just Mat and Cat acoustically singing this song. And I've been waiting for this moment of all my life. Oh Lord. Can you feel it coming in the air tonight? Oh Lord. Oh Lord.
Speaker: Well, if you told me you were drowning I would not end the land I've seen your face before, my friend But I don't know if you know who I am
Speaker: Well I was there and I saw what you did And I saw it with my own two eyes
Speaker: I can feel it coming in the air tonight I've been waiting for this moment all my life
Speaker: Will I remember? No, I remember. Don't worry. How could I ever forget? It's the first time. The last time we ever met. Well, I know the reasons why you keep your sight.
Speaker: Who doesn't show? Who's close? No stranger to you or me. I can't wait to come with me every night. Oh, Lord. I've been waiting for this moment all my life.
Speaker: Can you feel it coming in the air tonight? Oh Lord, I've been waiting all this morning for the night. Oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord.
Speaker: Any last words? Drink? Hell yeah! Welcome back to Nonsensical Nonsense. This is the third and final hour. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the show. So far we're hanging out. We're having fun. I'm Glick. We got Tony and Jeffrey in the house as always. If you guys aren't already, go ahead and check us out on all social media at Nonsensical Nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok.
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Speaker: It looked like you were playing with yourself. Oh, he was. That's why he's got to clean his iPad off. That shots and squats song. This is the, this is a little quick clip of it.
Speaker: Oh yeah, I know that song. Unfortunately, I know way more Dropkick Murphy songs than I'd like to admit to because I got drunk with their concert one night with a buddy of mine. It's actually Them Sway and
Speaker: V -I -G -I land. I don't know. I like my shit clean, Sadie. I like all my shit clean. How he takes the fucking break to his turtle -axes fucking bald head. I was going to say. How about you take a break and shut the fuck up? Why don't you take a break and remember whose fucking show this is? Oh, you should be part of the family. You shut the fuck up.
Speaker: Tony's camera and Mike is off. Tony's camera and Mike is off. Tony's camera and Mike is off. Tony's camera and Mike is off. What you don't see is him with a high speed buffer. Yeah. Yeah. No, he goes old school. He's at the town. He's getting his workout in. He's cool on Ron Pullman as as Hellboy. You ain't shit. He's got, he's he's got a high speed buffer.
Speaker: Yeah, you got me there, Tony. You're no longer a guest. You wore that shit out. You're a part of the family. You're a full -fledged member. Damn it. Why didn't I kick him out before last night? Which means we cannot not pick on you. It's a must. We have to. I was going to say, that's been a must since the day I met Tony. Yeah.
Speaker: The day I don't come into one of Tony's lives and fuck with him is the day that he's gonna show up at my house to be like, are you okay? What is wrong? I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Tony, we'll always pick on you. We as well. I got some for all y 'all's asses.
Speaker: What are you talking about, my ass? It's not a strong starting five, Liz. That's for damn sure. That's cold.
Speaker: No, you had a good one this week. I think we all had good ones this week. It's gonna, it'll be well except for Jeff and all his music that nobody knows. He's got Paul fucking Mike over here. In the past, I've always gone with something that, okay, everybody's going to know this, but I've decided that I don't want to do that anymore because it gives my list a disservice.
Speaker: You know, I mean, the songs that I picked with the exception of like, I didn't do any songs in Spanish because nobody's gonna fucking know that. But it comes down to, you know, as we said, this is our opinion. This is like, these are songs that get me going. And there was a reason why I didn't use Bob Seekers like a rock. It's not really a comp song. It's just a good fucking tune. Yeah.
Speaker: So you know and I mean that was at the end of the day that was the whole thing with this list There was a personal based opinion. I mean yeah, we're gonna fuck with each other We're gonna pick on each other, but it was all a personal opinion You know there was a couple songs that Tony had that I didn't know There's a couple songs that you had I'm sure I had a couple songs that you know you guys didn't know I think there's only like
Speaker: I mean the DMA or the Drake that forever if you if you if you played sure I'm sure I've probably heard it but I I didn't know what it was called everything else of yours is it's it's a hype song like it is a hype song and it's um who else is in there somebody else in there with them giving him little Wayne it I might catch shit for this
Speaker: But it's a little Wayne have a punch ball face. Oh, Kanye Kanye. Also a punch ball face. Oh, no, I said it. Right here. Oh, yeah. The bronze in the video. I already don't like the video. And like I said, for no for no fucking reason and Drake and Kanye.
Speaker: and little Wayne have have clowned on Eminem like they not like in a disrespectful way just like busting his balls right for how hard he came in he came in on that song for his verse they like they all came hard they all came in like and I know a lot of people want to clown on Drake for being a rapper and this and the other things because he was on Degrassi and whatever Drake Drake is
Speaker: Man, Drake is sick, like for real. I like Drake's music. What was the song where in the video he's driving that convertible GSX down the road and it was like one of his first songs. I just know he's driving a convertible muscle car down the road. Tell me what's really going on. That shit probably do.
Speaker: But Drake, Drake, Drake catches a lot of health because we tie to him, but he's got a lot of respect for him again because he's willing to work with everybody and not screw him. Well, he's willing to work with everybody. And like I said, he's one of those guys that, I mean, if you like a lyricist and you like a guy who can put a song together, not all the time, because he's about, he's all about making hits. But when you dig into his albums, he's got, he's a lyricist. He is.
Speaker: Yeah, well he's got he's got that and he does he works with everybody I mean even like that that song no guidance with him and Chris Brown. I love that damn song He's got a relative that was in Graham Central Station the old man And that's all yeah, that's another guy like Trey songs If you look like him and sounded like him you'd be an arrogant motherfucker, too
Speaker: The thing is with you already are an arrogant motherfucker. I'm sorry Jeff. Can I give you all a spoiler look? His mom fine as fuck. Who? We see his mother. God damn. I know what I'm looking up tonight. We know I just cameras office. I was frying chicken.
Speaker: Um, no, but like, the thing is, when it comes to music, it's hard for me to keep up with the new, the new new, because it doesn't, no, no, in general, just in songs in general, because they don't always filter down here that far. And I have songs. Jeffrey, I got, I got an incoming list. Okay, here we go. I got an incoming list as we speak. Hold on a second. Now you can keep talking. It's coming in. Okay.
Speaker: Miss Officer. She's got her list coming up. I should have put that on my list, damn it. I should have put that on my list. Can I make an amendment to my list? No, too late. No, we have till four o 'clock tomorrow. There's a song. There's a song that was really popular. I'm going to add a list to the chatter's box and just be like, not click.
Speaker: I'm not clear. I have a song that, it's called, The Musica Laguera. And it's by a band called Soda Stereo. And this song, I'll give, once you hear it, and I still don't know what the fuck it's singing about. Well, here's the song. But it's such a good fucking song.
Speaker: If I can for a second, as far as, and this has happened a lot with a lot of musicians throughout the years. You learn that they're jackasses, or you learn that they do this, that, or the other thing, but at the end of the day, it doesn't change their music, and you're not a bad person, because there's a lot of motherfuckers out there, and I'm one of them. I like Dora Kelly, but he's a fucking scumbag. T .I., it's come out to T .I. and his wife are fucking scumbags.
Speaker: But I love me some damn TI. Well, I mean. Michael Jackson, he had the allegations. But you know, it is very disappointing. It is very disappointing. But I mean, you know, just because you like their music doesn't mean that you're a bad person. And in this day and age, you don't have to pay for music anymore. So it's not like you're putting money in their pocket. I know. Yeah. Because I know what you're saying about Trey Songz. Because I like, I do like him. I've always liked him, but he is a dirtbag.
Speaker: We were talking about Kevin James. Apparently, Kevin James is an asshole. I read a story, I read an article that was like 25 actors that are just assholes, or 25 celebrities that are assholes, and there were little snippets about everybody. And Kevin James, a waiter, the waiter at a restaurant. Kevin James' team came in, it's like, oh, Kevin James will have this, this, this. At the end of the meal,
Speaker: The waiter went up to Kevin James and said, sir, is there anything else? And Kevin James looked at him and went, who the fuck said you could talk to me?
Speaker: Like you're saying with that and like Sadie said with Trey Song I mean that's just Celebrities in general. I mean if you go back even just in music and you go back, you know Buddy Holly was married to his like 14 year old cousin Yeah, that's Buddy Holly
Speaker: No, it's not. But not Buddy Holly. I think it was Buddy Holly. Jerry Lee Lewis, motherfucker. I've seen that movie. Dennis Quaid played him in the movie. Jerry Lee fucking Lewis.
Speaker: They put him on a pedestal. That's where a lot of his arrogance came from. And I can admit that. But him and Chris Brown were also the biggest celebrities in the city. Because Charlottesville is not a big school. Well, I think that's the problem with becoming a celebrity. And I pray it never happens to any of us where we're so famous that we become douchebags. And I don't think it would. I'm already an asshole. I know. But no, but I mean. Give me money and I'll be a rich asshole.
Speaker: Well, no, it's the difference between you being an asshole and you being completely an asshole to a complete stranger that's just asking you a question. Oh, I like this. They're having a moment. All right. All right. I got, I got, I got just, just, just in. Yeah. Got a new list that just came. Famous just like to start punching other celebrities in the face. Oh yeah. I want to fight. Stop being an asshole.
Speaker: I got a brand new I got a brand new list for the chatters box. So we got we got Eleanor's we got Sadie's and Jodi stepping up. She's got get low by little John Okay, I should knock you out by a little cool Jay. Yes. Hello cool Jay, baby Starting to see a pattern here. I'm gonna sign. Yeah, I gotta not kill a cool jail I'm calling you out a little cool Jay right here right now April 9th 2022
Speaker: 10 29 in the PM. Me and you mono a mono. Hello. Cool J. Oh, speaking of, I got, I got a quickie celebrity story. I'm just kidding. I just want to hang out with you, Mr. Cool J. But, uh, number three brass monkey by the Beastie boys. She trying to take my missed out. I don't appreciate that. But that's all right. She got number, number four. I love this one. That's going to say a lot about me. Wake me up before you go, go buy a wham.
Speaker: Yeah, I like that song. That was a good damn song. I don't give a fuck. That was a good damn song. That was a good damn song. Number five, Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard. I almost picked that song, Jody. I almost picked that song. Yep. And number six, Push It. Push It by Salt and Pepper. So once again, the chatter box is fucking always bringing it. Y 'all bring that shit. What's good, Ed? Good evening, Edward.
Speaker: Well, I have a quickie celebrity story. So as we all know, Chris and I are heavy into TikTok. And for four minutes yesterday, four whole minutes, I was followed by a major celebrity. Hey, there you are. Hey, cheers to you, Edward. I'd like to wrap up. I got a notification saying this celebrity followed me. And I was like, wait, that's not real. Much love to you, man.
Speaker: I thought it was a fake account, but it turns out it was the real account. And then she realized that she didn't know me, but Miss Gwen Stefani followed me for a full four minutes. I think she hearted my video and accidentally hit
Speaker: Follow. Right. Jeff, I just sent you Eleanor, Sadie. And I'm going to message her about being on the show. I was like, I don't want to hit it off right away. But if she's still following me in a week, that's it going to get a message. We need a two -fer. We need Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton. She stopped following me, so I can no longer message her. I should have hit it off right away. Yes.
Speaker: Jeff, I just sent you the list that I have so far on Facebook Messenger. So yeah, Chatterbox always brings it, man. I love when the Chatterbox gets involved. You know what? It comes down to... Oh, Jesus. Unstrew. Eleanor, you in the writing thing. I swear to God, woman. Type. You're gonna have to type all of them out because I just sent you fucking screenshots, so calm down.
Speaker: No, I don't - I don't - I don't type anything. I speak it into my computer and it writes it down, bitch. So why does it matter if it's fucking written? Because I always read it. Do you want me to call you and read it for you? Yes! Read me a fucking bedtime story, motherfucker! I will read you a bed start - bedtime story about the little engine that could.
Speaker: from major pain. Dude! I showed that movie to my wife. She fucking loves that movie. I love that goddamn movie. There's a monster in my closet! He's still in there! He didn't have me!
Speaker: Oh, yeah, I love major pain. That movie is awesome. I need to see if I can find that so I can watch it tomorrow. Now I want to watch it. I might see if I can find it and watch it tonight when I go to bed. Oh, you killed me. I'm the key to buying Blu -ray for a reason. A fucking death kit. A fucking death kit. I will put my butt in your ear. Yo ass, you got that to me? He's in 3rd.
Speaker: Tony is always hungry. Tony is always eating. I love the little kid. I keep an appetite. I'm trying to... The little kid kills me. I'm trying to cut down pussy late night. I got cherries. Is that cherries? Yeah, I bought a jar of cherries today. Me and him only eat them. I'm the only one... Well, Kevin will eat them if I don't take them. M .G .D. That's good shit. I don't buy... I was going to say, Tony and I are both drinking Miller's.
Speaker: I really like this Miller Lite, man. I really do. I just started drinking it because I got on that Lite beer kick since I started going to the gym and stuff. I really like this Miller Lite. I actually like it better than Michelob. Really? A little bit of a hangover with it. Not much, but a little bit of a hangover with it. But that's the great thing about that quote unquote diet beer. There's no hangover. If you get the Budweiser Select or the Michelob Ultra Lite, there's no fucking hangover whatsoever with it.
Speaker: No, this is just got a this is just got like a like the hangovers kind of poking you It's not there, but it's right there I don't have a cash app, but I have a PayPal I don't have a cash app because they don't work here. Diet beer. Yeah, diet beer. Light beer. That will leave me alone.
Speaker: I am here in Mexico. It's called, um, guy. Oh, which means rooster. And it's like a buck 50 a can if that, and you drink one of them motherfuckers, you feel it all week. Paypal y 'all send your PayPal.
Speaker: Dollar sign Glick81. Dollar sign Glick81 and PayPal. I don't know how to type. PayPal's just nonsensical nonsense. What the fuck is our PayPal? I don't know. What am I doing this for? I have one. I'm as soon as you're sending your money. I keep my eyes on the chat all the time. I do too, but I wasn't looking because I was eating cherries.
Speaker: I bought, I bought me some Pop -Tarts today. I thought I bought strawberry. Turns out I bought cherry. So. And they're good. Give me like the dirtiest fork in the whole fucking house. Go clean it. Give me my attention. What are you doing? I'm gonna yell at my kid. I'll be right back. Yeah, use your mic. He's gonna go kill.
Speaker: I'm about to beat this kid's ass. Oh, you know, he literally, he says, dad, can I have some more cherries? I was like, no, bring me the jar. He's like, I'm gonna have a couple more. I was like, wait, what? No, I just said no. I bought me a miniature version of a George Foreman grill today.
Speaker: And we made some badass burgers. They were like 10 burger patties, pre -cooked, pre -made. All you got to do is throw them on the grill. My oldest son's mom had a George Foreman grill when I met her. I'm trying.
Speaker: Well my parents had one, and I wanted to get, I was actually, I was,
Speaker: Oh my god, this kid. What is he trying to do? He's like, did you show him your new mouse? I'm like, dude, calm down. But I wanted to buy an electric skillet.
Speaker: So you know, you can literally let it simmer all day, almost like a crock pot, but it's big enough where it's basically a griddle, but it's an electric griddle. But they only had one and it was like 150 bucks. I was like, you know what, I'm good. I don't need to spend that kind of money on them. Something I'm gonna use like four times. But I saw this.
Speaker: about you always looking at the comments didn't we didn't we like last night weren't we talking about we all have our job on here one my job but when I told you what to do you didn't like you didn't know I said read the comments no I don't know I don't I don't know how I don't know how these PayPal or cash app and I have PayPal is because of the merch store and and for here you had to have it so yeah
Speaker: Really, we have to have it for here? Well, you have to cash out on here and stuff like that. And I've always used Facebook Messenger to send money and stuff like that. So I've never used, and I have Cash App, but I don't know. The only reason I have Cash App was because they had a tax, because I used to do, the way I used to do my taxes was through one of the credit agencies that I keep an eye on my credit score and stuff.
Speaker: And they changed it up this year and it went through Cash App. So I had to download Cash App. I don't know how to use any of that stuff. I don't know. I'm so fucking... That Facebook Messenger pay thing doesn't work in Mexico. Oh, really? Does it? Mine works. Mine works. Because right now, right now, my checks are actually going to my mom. She deposits it for me.
Speaker: and uh because my art direct my art direct closet is halted and boy i never even knew how to use paypal like the the facebook messenger send money thing uh until the uh uh the elephant that will not be whose name will not be spoken when i used to send her money for stuff yeah and she she told me how to
Speaker: I have no idea if I get free money. Western Union and MoneyGram have an app that only costs like $1 .50 to send $9 ,000. John, I heard that commercial. I don't know if it's true or not. What one? What's the commercial? So we've got enough time. Chris, what's your list this week?
Speaker: I don't know. I have a list. You're top 10. You mean? I have failed you. I have failed you, sir. It's not the first time. Shut up. Probably won't be the last. It's the story of my life.
Speaker: because it's my show, and I do everything when I have a microphone. So here's my fucking top 10, you stupid freaks. It's not my opinion. I still don't know why you put that in there. So we have tonight, we have the top 10 worst ways to die. Welcome to the jungle, baby. You're gonna die. Number 10. Start to death.
Speaker: Oh, that would suck. Absolutely. Horrendous for Tony. Yeah, I was going to say, has Tony Dyer stuffing our face? Number nine, adrift at sea. No, no. Because I drown first. I jump off and drown. Well, fuck off. I think you're going to drown regardless. Um.
Speaker: Don't even know how this would happen at number eight, but if it happens it sounds like you fucking deserve it you fall into a volcano Yeah Joe versus a volcano or some shit Oh absolutely that would that would be so fast
Speaker: Well, I looked up this list and I picked this particular list because there was a couple on here that just kind of cracked me up and the volcano was one of them. Along with number seven. Because it is 2022 and I'm not saying it does not happen or it cannot happen. Back in the day it used to happen a lot. So I get that. To be a human sacrifice. That would suck. Which all three of us are safe because none of us are virgins.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's always a virgin that's getting sacrificed. Appreciate you, Ed. Thank you, sir. Speaking of what? Holy shit. Thank you, Edward. Thank you. Much love, man. Appreciate that. Cheers to you. That's awesome. I just actually just got the notification. Holy crap. Thank you. Have you ever seen the movie Dragon? Thank you, sirs. Wow. I was not expecting that.
Speaker: Tom Hanks, Dan Akron. What is it? Dragnet? Oh, yeah, yeah, I've seen it. That shit grabs me up. They're at that thing there. They show up at the police station and tell them what happened. And they open their pockets full of fucking drugs. Well, number six. This really does not make me feel any better about anything. Hey.
Speaker: No, it was very nice of you. Very, very, very grateful. Thank you, sir. Number six, plane crash. Oh, yeah. I've seen Lost. That looks like it would suck. Well, if you survive, well, they didn't survive, did they? Spoiler alert. They're all dead. Don't eat that movie alive. Fuck that. Oh, yeah. We all going to Down in the Andes? I'm going to slit both your throats right then and there,
Speaker: Tony and I will jump you and be like, hey, we're gonna eat for a minute, Tony. I'm not eating them. I'm not eating them. I'm gonna go ahead and jump in the jet fuel. I was gonna say, I've known Jeff way too long. I'm not taking that chance. There's probably some kind of spoiled meat in there. Something's out right. We're gonna catch something. We're gonna die slow, thankfully, because we caught something.
Speaker: They were like, no, I thought a plane crash was number six on the list of worst ways to die. Apparently, eating Jeff is. Eating Jeff is. Number one on the list. Eating Jeff. Excellent party. Pass the Jeff. We're totally going to survive. We'll be some leader work. We'll be some Jeffy peanut butter. Jeffy peanut butter. Well, I don't think we're going to have a pleasure to make Jeffy peanut butter when the plane crashes.
Speaker: Tony's ever on a rock with some side of jeopardy What are you doing? I'm making
Speaker: So basically so basically none of us could ever Oh Number five number five this does sound horrible, especially if you're alive obviously we hear if it happens eaten by animals He's closed
Speaker: Yeah, but oh boy well outside of what's this what's his nuts, but the one that oh Yeah, cuz oh boy went out slow and painful in Jaws Remember you're gonna go into you're gonna have the adrenaline and the shock Yeah, but I mean dude spine got cut in half. Oh
Speaker: Yeah, but I'm just saying, yeah, I'm just saying that you're probably going to have like the adrenaline in the shock. It's like, it's like, uh, people, you see people sometimes are, and Jody might be able to, well, you guys probably can answer this too. People who get shot, you know, that initial, you get the adrenaline rush and the shot 45 minutes realize that I was shot when I got shot 45 minutes before I realized I was getting shot in the stomach is a slow death.
Speaker: I got a ricochet, missed my vest by three millimeters and went into my stomach. And it took me 45 minutes to realize it. And then it started to hurt like a motherfucker. I got shot by salt rock and I knew instantly.
Speaker: Oh farmer got our asses cutting across this field it's lit up my backside and I felt that shit instantly because that salt and that open woo Boy sit your ass on fire Tony All right, Rambo like a pimp I
Speaker: Okay, I know you're wrong. Looking like looking like Kenan every ring is that I'm going to get you. But I still got the scar too. I don't know if you see it on camera. I want to see it. No move. Take that shit. Motherfucker. I'm trying to not eat. I'm on the diet. I'm just maybe I'm going to fast myself. No, that's it. There you go. I'm going to kill start. Totally best starvation. What do you get?
Speaker: I know you read the messages. No, I'm trying to figure out, she said, I was trying to figure out, I'm trying to pick the three. She said, Jody said DJ picked three of the songs on our list. And I'm trying to figure out which three he picked. I wanna say Little John. Yeah, that's him. Maybe Beastie Boys and maybe Salt and Pepper.
Speaker: But I know he also, I know he also listens to a little bit of... I know he also listens to a little bit of... Oh wow, the first three. So he picked Get Low, Mama Said Knock You Out, and Brass Monkey. So I had two of the three, right? Nice. That's a good, that's a hell of a pull. That's a hell of a pull for him that he got Brass Monkey by the Beastie Boys. Yeah, but that's a good song. Yeah, but he's 14. That's a generational song.
Speaker: It is, it is. Jodie had salt and pepper. That's awesome. I like it. I can't wait to hang out with that kid. I truly can't. But number four on the list, and this, this is being in construction and when I used to do pest control, this was a legitimate fear of mine. Because I am a big dude and I'm not meant to go into certain areas. Spiders. Being crushed to death.
Speaker: Yes. Yeah. Yes. Fuck that. Like, when I was getting into a crawl space. I was the little guy. I was always the motherfucker being in the crawl space. And I posted a video on our TikTok page, and I think on our Instagram page, of me in a crawl space under a house one day. And I was scrunched like this. This shoulder was on the ground, and this shoulder was on the floor joist. And I could only get so far in. And the whole time I was under there, that was, and I knew it was a fat, you know, it was like a,
Speaker: A fat chance in hell that that house was gonna fall on me, but it was a fear that I had the whole time I was under there. I'm claustrophobia. I'm not claustrophobic though. I'm not claustrophobic. But that's what triggers the claustrophobia. Yeah, exactly. Is thinking about the house if it fell. I'm a dead guy. Well, I mean, like... Because I'm sorry. At 6 '2", 280, 90 pounds,
Speaker: There are some areas that you are not meant to be in. And then you squeeze yourself in there and go, why am I in here? I never thought about being crushed to death. I've never thought about it until I saw the movie 127 Hours. That dude wasn't crushed, but his arm was, and he fucking cut it off with a goddamn pocket knife. Fuck that shit. Number three on this list, when I was younger, I used to think about this, you know,
Speaker: Jeff and I, you and I are from middle of nowhere. It wasn't ever really a fear. It was just something I would think about. But freezing to death. Yeah. Like if you got in a car accident or something like, you know, because you and I were in the middle of nowhere, you slide on ice and wreck your car into the ditch. And, you know, you're nearest houses. Yeah. So it was never a fear. It was just something I used to think about.
Speaker: Well, uh, one of the things that... Eric, thanks. What's good? What's going on? Oh, shit, I ain't seen that name in forever. Holy shit, what's up, Eric? One of the things that I was taught in the Boy Scouts was I always, and I still do to this day, keep a blanket in the car. We are popular. We don't need your promo code. I keep a blanket in the car at all times. Yeah.
Speaker: I've got blankets and I've got blankets, there's a couple coats, there's a couple hoodies and the trunk of my car. I also have rations too. I still got my MR reason, my car just in case. I'll eat my kids. Sorry guys.
Speaker: Sorry, it's the law of the jungle. Let me give you your heart. I'm hungry. Dad, we've only been in this dish for five minutes. I don't care. I'm starving to death. I'm like Tony. I need to eat every five minutes. Dad, why do you have barbecue sauce in your car for this instant right here? Sorry. Is that pasta sauce?
Speaker: How long did the Boy Scouts to always be prepared? Cash does taste better with barbecue sauce. You're right, dad. The Boy Scouts, I learned so much, you know, because we used to go camping all the fucking time, and the first camping trick I did in the Boy Scouts, it was fucking snowing, and we had to actually clear out snow to put our tents down with a snow shovel. Yeah. Well, number... And there was my balls off that way.
Speaker: Number two on this list. I feel like this is a potential hazard for at least one of the three of us that this could potentially happen at some point in our lives. I don't know. Probably you, Jeffrey, because of where you're located. But number two, tortured to death. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, since you want to fucking buy a Land Rover. I know that, which is why I'm looking at Jeff getting Jeff getting kidnapped. Tony and I going full Liam Neeson coming to Mexico to save you. And I hate to say it, but one of us probably wouldn't make it back. Probably Joe ain't playing. I'm scared. I'm scared to go down there. Yeah. Hey.
Speaker: We're like four and a half feet bigger than everybody down there. Yeah, but they got four and a half more people for each one of us. That's okay. There's 50 of them for everyone. You got your baseball bat stun gun. You're good, Tony. I know. Hey, look. I watch Shane Baranthal and Punisher take on
Speaker: 10 big ass prisoners in a fucking tiny ass hallway and beat all their asses and then go beat up Wilson Fisk. That's a movie. It's a TV show. If he can do it, I can do it. And he's not very good. I watched an interview and I talked to a friend of mine that's actually in the cartel and he confirmed this. That the cartel, if they want a weapon, they know where to buy it. As in if we want an anti -air missile, we can get it within 24 hours.
Speaker: That's a hit and a half for your ass right there. Yeah. They don't fuck around. And they literally drive F -150s that are bulletproof. And they ain't worried about gas prices. That's a hit and a half for your ass. Yep. They don't fuck around. Which is why I stay low key. I saw the shield. I'm not playing around with them bullets. And number one, I don't know if this is an actual thing.
Speaker: But I'm sure it has happened. But number one, die of embarrassment. Suicide.
Speaker: Yeah, but I said suicide I know they're talking about like you know Also also seeds with kids Oh, yeah when I went when Austin was born that was my biggest fear dude And she didn't she didn't sleep very well as a baby anyways because she was she was a preemie now She had no problems. Thankfully when she was born she was I think she was two and a half months early
Speaker: Her only issue she had for the first night is her body couldn't regulate body temperature. I still get yelled at to this day for saying this. But they put her under a french fry warmer because that's what it looked like. The french fry warmer at McDonald's. That's exactly what it looked like. It looks like a french fry warmer. I was called a toaster. Tony you're shaking your head but if you would have seen it, it would look like the same damn french fry warmer that McDonald's had. It looks like a glass toaster.
Speaker: Yeah, and it was only the first night and then after that she was fine, but she didn't see this child and she's still she's still she's almost 17 and she's still got a very erratic sleep schedule the way she sleeps and stuff So she didn't really sleep but outside of when she and then when she was asleep Yeah, that was an honest -to -goodness fear for me as first time father and I and the first that first probably two years of
Speaker: outside of being the one that got up with her and everything like that, I would get up when she was quiet and go check on her.
Speaker: and go put my hand on her back or if she was laying on her stomach. Yeah, or if I'd go in there and look at her, she might not have been up against the side of her crib, but if she was too close, I would scoot her away from it. You know what I mean? It was weird. When my sister got pregnant, she told me about SIDS and I was like, wait, that's a real thing? She's like, yeah. And I was like,
Speaker: And then, you know, when my wife and I got pregnant, A, my wife has a mild hemophiliac, which means her blood doesn't clot very well. So when she was giving birth to Kevin, there was a chance that she wouldn't make it. And the doctor was like, okay, if it comes down to it, who do you want me to save? And I was like, what?
Speaker: What? Yeah. That is a very real question because when Austin was born, like I said, by her mom, she had toxemia. Right. And there were some other issues. So they induced her. And like I said, I think she was two and a half months early. And everything was
Speaker: everything was going, you know, it was real slow process. And then all of a sudden Austin's heart stopped. Courtney's damn near stopped. And they're like, we have to do it. And it was a rush thing. And that was a question as we were literally running down the hallway, they asked if we can only save one. And I'm like,
Speaker: Why are you asking me this? No, save them both. What are you talking about? I don't know how to answer that fucking question. Like, you know, it's my kid and the mother of my child. What do you mean? I didn't. I couldn't answer them because I'm like, I'm already in panic mode because everything was cool and kosher. One second in the next second there, they're fucking.
Speaker: running down the hallway and the nurse was giving me scrubs to put on to go into the OR for the for the and as like we were going down the hallway I'm I'm trying to put put my scrubs and stuff on and rush it was crazy and the doctor legitimately asked me that and I'm like I don't know they don't let me in the delivery room
Speaker: Sit in the waiting room with six packs of cigarettes and smoke my fucking face off They do not mean that you can do with unless you pay for a private hospital Which costs like on a godly amount? So with Austin I heard her through the wall go what the
Speaker: My daughter's here. With Austin, it was a whole scary situation. Oh, yeah. But Buggy and Cash, they were both because they told Courtney after Austin was born, they told her, you can still have babies. We just don't recommend it because you are very high risk. She was high risk. And I told her, she said, you got to understand. I'm not mad at you about the word. She said, I'm going to keep it.
Speaker: When she got pregnant with buggy, it was like, we were literally going to doctor's appointments every week. And then we, we scheduled the, uh, C -section. So it was scheduled and planned and everything like that. So Jason was born. Yeah. Right. That's how, that's how it was with, with, with Austin, even at the, cause we were at the hospital for like a week or so with, with, with, because of just all the issues that were there. But, um,
Speaker: The funny thing was buggy every buggy and cash everything was planned down to the T So it was like, you know outside of going to the doctor's appointments and monitoring everything and making sure everything was good There's that another thing so I was in the I was in the in the room the OR or whatever where they did the c -section and it was funny because when bugging was born I'm like, I'm looking over and I'm like damn really like you just pulling organs out another
Speaker: Yeah, I'm like, okay, I don't think you should do that, Doc. When Cass was, when she got pregnant with Cass, I mean, we went in for the first one. It was the same thing, appointment every week or two appointments a week or whatever it was. Everything was planned out. You know, we got to pick the date. She picked his birthday because it was the same day. It was her grandma's birthday.
Speaker: Who had passed away so his they had the same birthday and everything like that and it was the same day Everything was calm cool and kosher. We just roll up in there, you know, we get our hospital room It's like it's like checking into a hotel, you know, I mean you just roll up in there you go to your room They're like, all right. We're gonna prep the OR do this that and the other thing we're gonna come back and get you here's your scrubs dad put your scrubs on and
Speaker: you know, come in, there's a mirror, there's this or that. I was like a vet in there. I was like hanging out with the nurses, joking with the anesthesiologist. I was like, hey doc, make sure you put her liver back where it belongs. Cause the last time the doctor put it on the wrong side and he was like, he just looked at me. He was like, what? I was like, hey, be careful with them kidneys too. What was funny was when Tanya was pregnant with Kevin, I don't know, it was with Michelle. We had just bought the car, the Malibu.
Speaker: And where the emergency room where you go every time somebody gives birth to the hospital we use is up a ramp. And we were honored.
Speaker: Her water broke here at the house, or at the other house. No, I didn't. Go the fuck away! He's trying to have this sweet moment where he's talking about his safety at work. He's like, if you don't get out of here I'll kill you and make another one look just like you! I've brought you into this world and I can take you out. And make another one look just like you.
Speaker: The ramp is really steep and she went from like five minutes between contractions to 30 seconds in a matter of 10 minutes.
Speaker: That's too fast. And it's a 30 -minute drive to the hospital. So I'm flying through red lights and shit. And we get to that ramp. And I got all four tires off the car. And I wish I would have had me in Dixie Horn, because I would have been like, meow! I was flying around corners, and she's holding on to everything. And I'm just breathing like crazy. And I'm just holding on. I'm like, I'm just. Wayla Jennings to come in.
Speaker: Right at this point, Jeffrey knew that he was in trouble because that baby was coming. And down and down and cut the commercial. Right, when you're in mid air, it cuts the commercial. The ramp is literally, I would say, 10 car lengths long, and it goes up to the second floor. And I swear to this day that I literally missed the route because it's a covered area. Help me Obi -Wan, you're my only hope. What do you need help for?
Speaker: Young Padawan. Padawans are Jedi's, right? Yeah, they're learning. Padawans are learning. Younglings, Jedi are princesses. Padawans are apprentices, and younglings are children that don't have masters yet. Didn't What's His Face Kill like a whole bunch of younglings? Yeah. Was that the guy with the big nose? No, that was Anakin. Anakin did it. Anakin. Oh, Anakin did it.
Speaker: He became Darth Vader, right? Yeah, exactly. You know who was badass in those movies? Have you said Jar Jar Fates on the screen? No, no, no, no, no, no. As far as the bad guys go. You know, and I've never really watched these movies. I've just seen like trailers and commercials and stuff like that. You know who the coolest bad guy was in Star Wars?
Speaker: Oh, yeah, that motherfucker was sick. His death was badass too. I don't know how he died. I didn't know he died, but he was... Well, you know who played him. I hope he cuts his fucking head off before he falls down a tunnel.
Speaker: Oh shit, you know who played him? As the same guy who played, I think his name is Ray Stevens or something like that. But he's the same guy who played Toad in the X -Men movie. He's in a ton of movie franchises. He's in a ton of big name movies, but he's always in makeup or in a mask. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: And he is a fucking certified real -life badass squirrel. Sorry about that guys. I don't know why I just We're talking about the kids being born and I switched it up. There's a movie called fanboys I think I've seen that the the one it's got What's I can't remember what's her fucking name she's married to Daxia rape rape rape hark plays Darth Maul this dude is
Speaker: He plays Snake Eyes and GI Joe, I believe. Yes, he did. That was the other movie, Snake Eyes. That was the other movie. Yeah. He was Snake Eyes and GI Joe.
Speaker: Yeah, well the point about fanboys is he's in it. He plays a security guard at Skywalker Ranch and they're all dressed as All the security guards are dressed as the t1000 The liquid metal one. Yeah, is that the t1000?
Speaker: I don't think so. I think so. I think it was, yes. Anyway, is it all just like that? And at one point they go to fight the security guards, and dude takes his mask off, and he starts pulling the Darth Maul moves. And, you know, there's like a, on the commentary track there's like, that guy actually played Darth Maul and all that stuff. That movie cracks me up.
Speaker: It's got, uh, it's got the Jay Baranthal. What's his name? He did. He, uh, it's the kid who did. He's a, he's also the voice in, uh, how to train your, uh, how to train your dragon. He's, uh, he's, uh, the kid in that. Yeah. Jay Baranthal, Jay Baranthal.
Speaker: Dan Folger, Seth Rogen, Christian Foer. Dan Folger tracks people. What a cast. Holy shit. It's an amazing cast. Sam Huntington, Billy Dee Williams, Kevin Smith, Carrie Fisher, William Shatner. Yeah, Ray Parks in it. Wow, what a cast. It kind of flew out, flew in under the radar, where not a lot of people know about that movie, but it's an amazing movie. Yeah, Ethan Suppley's in it, Danny Trejo, Jason Muse, Greg Robinson. Wow.
Speaker: episode one is coming out the one character is has cancer so he's not going to live to see it though him and his friends decided to break in the skywalker ranch and steal a copy so they can watch it before he dies and it's it's a cute movie christen bell cracks me up in that movie i like her
Speaker: Her character has a thing for Jay Baranthal and Jay Baranthal has a thing for a chick online that when he actually, well, I don't wanna spoil that part. When he actually meets her, he's kinda catfished in a way, as in she's 14. And Ethan suddenly flows him up against the van. It's so fucking funny. He's like, who's the sick fuck that's messing with my cousin?
Speaker: I like Kristen Bell. She's got a weird cuteness about her, but I love her husband. Her husband is Dax Shepard. And they are the absolute, and I'll say it as it is, but they are the absolute cutest goddamn couple and they have so much fun together.
Speaker: You know and they did a game show together Where they were the host of the game show and then they've done TV shows together and movies together and like you want to hear so as far as Celebrity couples go that's a couple that you can tell that is truly a hundred percent. They're down to earth Yeah, and they're down to earth But do you know what they what Jesus Christ calm down John? 14 will get you 16
Speaker: Just so you know, not 16 years. There's 15 in the clip and one in the chamber. That's right. Magazine. Sorry. Magazine. Yeah. I don't want to get yelled at again by Cam. You know what? Dax Shepard drives on the daily. Mark, there he is. Where the fuck have you been?
Speaker: You think you can buy our love Mark, is that what you think Marcus Is a 95 Buick Roadmaster wagon Wow But he's had it LS swapped and souped up
Speaker: The Roadmaster was not a small vehicle either. That was a big vehicle. No. He's got it beefed out. He's running an LS6 in it. And that motherfucker, he raced Jay Leno's classic, 51, 55 Roadmaster and beat him. Take my love, God damn it. OK, Mark, I'll take it. Give it to me, Papi. Give me all your love.
Speaker: You know what the legislative doctor docket can say whatever it wants is still wrong in my book Wrong in my book if you are over the age of 18 My daughter is almost 17 and her last boyfriend was 18 and I was ready to fucking break his neck
Speaker: Yeah, but that's a, that's, that's. He's still in school, he's still in school and everything like that. That's Adam, but yeah, he's still in school. It's another thing, a freshman in college, and then meet your daughter and be like, hey, that's a totally different thing. But it's, I forget which state, but if you remember in the Transformers movies, they talked about the Romeo and Juliet clause.
Speaker: Well, there's a lot of states that have that. I think in Michigan, it's 16. I think in Ohio, it's 16, to be honest with you. Yeah. Florida, it's like eight. Yeah. Alabama, she just has to be legally flawed. Oh, I have a theory. I have a theory.
Speaker: I have a theory about Florida. I have a theory about Florida. And I have a question for you. I have a question for you both. When was the last time you heard about the Bermuda tribe? Been quite a while.
Speaker: Right. Yeah, you know what? It really has been a long time since anybody's brought up the Bermuda Triangle. Here's the theory. The Bermuda Triangle, all sorts of weird shit happens in the Bermuda Triangle. This is actually Florida. The Bermuda Triangle has moved because of planetary shift. I was about to say, because I made a cold move. Right. So it's moved and it's now above Florida.
Speaker: So you're saying that all the Florida shit. That's the internet. That's the internet theory that I saw a video. You know what that sounds like? That sounds like a really good. That sounds like a really, that sounds like a really good closing point. Sounds like a really good point to end the show. And your sister's fair game. You ain't wrong Mark.
Speaker: All right, let's let's let's wrap this let's let's wrap this show I have to run this store. I gotta make a phone call Then I'll be back and then I'll probably come back on have a couple more beers I'm not staying up super late tonight, but I'll come back on and hang out with you guys if Tony you're up to it Jeff if you're up to it I'm gonna run the store while you make a call I
Speaker: I am going to, I am going to find major pain because I'm going to put that on when I go to bed tonight and I'll probably watch it again tomorrow. I got a couple of websites I'm going to send you. Uh, that, that video I sent you before we started, that guy has a whole list of websites that like has free movies. I just downloaded an app today that has a ton of new free movies on it. No new.
Speaker: I'm talking like I gotta check it out. See I gotta see if it actually works But it was an app that popped up in the ads on Facebook and I was like, oh, what's this? And then it had like a 4 .9 rating on on Google or on the Google Play Store and I was like, all right, let me download it and see what it's all about.
Speaker: So I don't know, but no, we do appreciate y 'all hanging out with us. But another great show. Thank you, Tony and Jeff. I do appreciate you guys doing this with me three times a week, hanging out, shooting the shit. We have fun. We come in here and just thank you guys for letting me vent earlier too as well. I needed that. I had to get that off my chest. There's reasons why I call you throughout the week.
Speaker: Yes, I need an event and unfortunately for some people we have microphones and we have a large following and it's getting bigger every day.
Speaker: You know, there are going to be times when we're going to come on here and take the opportunity to say what we've got to say and get shit off of our chest. It's not always going to be dick jokes, dick and fart jokes. But we are going to, at the end of the day, we're going to get what we have to get off our chest and we're going to transition and get back to the funny, as Jeff says. So we do appreciate you guys listening. We appreciate you guys hanging out. I appreciate you two hanging out with me yet again.
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Speaker: Give us a share. Let everybody else know. Don't be stingy. Don't be greedy. Don't keep us all to yourselves. That's not cool, bro. That's my new thing, bro. I broke both my girls today, and they were like, did you just blow me? I was like, yeah, I did. Deal with it.
Speaker: You know would be you know would be fantastic you don't do that fantastic as if she went What's up, bro?
Speaker: like what are we trying to do like you know like a real big boy you know like she literally called me in the mid and then flipped out she's like what are you talking about bro and i was like did you just fucking call me bro she's like oh yeah that's what you're talking about later mark yeah you already know mark awkward you've had me since hello awkward you had me since good day mate oh wait that's australian you're not australian
Speaker: What are your English? You had me since, would you like a spot of tea? But with that being said, we are out of here. Thank you guys for hanging out. Little blacktop mojo for you. We're going to end the show the only way we know how if I learn to turn on my speaker and I get the volume correct and then we're good to go. Thank God this song has got. Hey, I'm going to miss the old shit check tonight because I'm running to the store now before they close.
Speaker: Tony's got to fill in. I made that just for you. So I'm going to go ahead and give you the deuces now. Deuces, he's out of here. We have the slow burn, a little blacktop mojo. If you don't know who they are, check them out everywhere you stream music and on all social media at blacktopmojo. And if you know who they are, tell a friend and let them know, nonsensical nonsense sent you. We'll see you guys Wednesday night for a brand new, or Monday, Monday night, Monday night, my bad, for a brand new episode of Nonsenseable Nonsense.
Speaker: It's a slow burn on this song so I'm just going to be popping until they kick anything up and see what I do.
Speaker: She whispers, bears, and droids And she commutes with the dead She blows the bones and droids While you live in darkness and chaos You raise the fate above the head As I begin to reach you
Speaker: She does look on and she starts to feast. There was a smile on her face as she watched my soul leap. Middle to last, go back ahead. As blood ran down her chin, she said.
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like something sharp. Something like I can stab defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a rich cracker pregnant with a cheese baby. All right.
Speaker: Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh, yeah, bathroom key. All right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back and that'll be $13 .62. And I'm going to have to have exact same. So we're in a coin shortage at the moment.
Speaker: Whatever, man. Okay. Just that. Just that. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker: Make this sacrifice I won't live forever No, spirit is enough Give me all the world Make me a God like you Make me a God like you
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: Hell yeah. Let him know, Tony. Mother had ya. Mother made ya. Mother fuck. You're goddamn right. We appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out with us. We will see you Monday night with a brand new episode. Same nonsensical channel, same nonsensical time. And with that being said, goodbye, motherfuckles. Peace. I can hit the button now. The button don't want to work, but I hit the button and it's just don't work.
