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Speaker: Dear Subway, not everything has to be a footlong. I get the footlong sub, but enough with the footlong cookies and new footlong dippers and footlong soup. If you're regularly eating food by the foot, you're making bad dietary choices. You know, I take back everything I've ever said about Mark Zuckerberg. He's a fine human being who can get any girl he wants now, and his eyebrows are fine. If you're gonna lie to me, tell me there's a broad white in the car. I want to tongue my balls. You see, I love him now because he just removed Donald Trump's Facebook and Instagram account restrictions in lieu of the 2024 election. What a guy. you and you The man who wouldn't stand for the national anthem and thinks he's better than Michael Jordan, Lekami James, will be Team USA's flag bearer at the Paris Olympics opening ceremony.
