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Speaker: I know a lot of people were off work today. I was not one of those people, but nobody at my job was working today. So it was a nice, easy day. I just got to kind of walk my buildings and check everything out. How you doing, sir? Good man. What's happening?
Speaker: Are you on a delay or were you just doing something? No, I had the mic down because you get it. Okay. Okay. I just want to make sure you weren't. I was like, Oh God, here we go. The one person who's one of the two people who've never been on a delay. Thank you, Chris. What's going on, Mark? What's going on? What's going on? Shatter's box. What's up with y 'all? Happy. Like I said, happy father's day to all the dads out there. Hopefully you guys enjoyed your day.
Speaker: I spent my day running around like a chicken with my head cut off. Jason, pack my headphones over there, please. That's my headphones over there. Turn it on. It's on the couch. You'll see them. That's my headphones. Right there in that area. Look under that stuff right there. You'll see it. I think you had to take a test yesterday for who is that? She had her first official
Speaker: day at her new job, but she had to take a test because she's a bartender. So she had to take a, she had to take a test on their drinks and stuff. So we had to go up there yesterday. Then we walked around up there by where she works and hung out. I'm listening. I had some, uh, some other running around to do the kids with her moms. So, um, the kids with them also father's day.
Speaker: Yeah, they don't even acknowledge me on Father's Day. They haven't. They haven't for years. Their step back is more acknowledgement than I do. Jesus Christ. I'm going to need you to change some shit up in life. You know, not the guy that provides for him and takes care of him and gives him everything they need and all that stuff. But, uh, the fun dead.
Speaker: Yeah, I guess you could say that. I guess that's a nice way of putting. You've been in pictures with you for the past month and a half. Cut that shit out. What's that? They've been in pictures with you for the past month and a half. Cut that shit out. Pictures?
Speaker: No, but plus their steps sisters were there. They don't get to see them a whole lot. So yeah. You got to hang out with the other siblings. That makes sense. So I'm not much of a camping guy and a refusal to go camping with this guy just for the record. Uh, actually, um, uh, actually Chris, uh, I love camping and we are actually going camping in two weeks. We got a cabin for the 4th of July week.
Speaker: So actually in two weeks, we might take a week off from the show because I doubt I'm gonna be able to do the show. Was it a father you spent the day wishing he wasn't a father? But that'll be totally up to you and Jeff if you run any shows, you guys both have access just to set up the studio and create shows and stuff like that. Is it for this weekend? No, not this weekend, the week of 4th of July.
Speaker: Yeah, I'll see how that goes. I hear you on that. Kristy, is the birthday coming? Okay, cool. Because we leave on Monday the... Monday the 3rd. And we'll be back Friday. So I'll be able to do Saturday's show. I just won't be available for Monday or Wednesday. As far as I know of right now. Because we check in on Monday and we check out on Friday.
Speaker: So. Right. So just Monday and Wednesday that week. Saturday, I should be good for the show. But I love camping, Chris. I think it's great. What is your birthday? What is 10 days from now? What's at the 29th? Yeah. Nicky's is the fifth, Cassia's is the 11th. That's why we're going camping.
Speaker: Mine's not until October, but... Did you see that rapper that died down there in Texas? The what? The rapper that died while he was performing. Died right there. On the spot. What, like his heart just stopped or something? That motherfucker just fell out. God damn, I saw Willie Dee did a broadcast on it. I was like, oh shit. That motherfucker just died like damn.
Speaker: He just out of nowhere like right in the middle of a form and just drop dead like shot or anything. No, he just fell out. No, I didn't hear anything about it, but. Shit, I was going to say something. I totally forgot. My strolling duck was going on.
Speaker: Well, yeah, but no, I, dude, I love, I love camping. Um, like Chris said, it's, it's super relaxed. Uh, we got a cabin. Uh, we're going to go hike in the trails. There's caves and waterfalls. Uh, there's a pond where I think, I think we're like right on the pond. Our cabin overlooks the pond. You can swim in the pond and everything. So I love camping, man. Tony.
Speaker: You know, can't go with me sometimes. We'll go exploring. Let's go. Let's go investigate this abandoned cabin, Tony. No, no, no, no. Speaking of horror. Sorry to hear that, man. Speaking of horror movies, about a month or so back, Nikki and I started watching Scream because she'd only seen Scream 1. Oh, God. And I had seen all of them up to the new one. I haven't seen Scream 6 yet.
Speaker: So we started watching them. We watched Scream 5 and Scream 6 last night. Man, that new Scream 6 movie is good. I heard it was good. I heard it was good. These last two movies have really revived and brought that franchise back to life. What else are they gonna do?
Speaker: Well, it's just a new generation, but I think the cool thing about it is, you know, the original Scream came out 25, seven years ago, 27 years ago. Pretty much. Oh, yeah. Pretty much. But with Scream 5, they really brought it back around. They tied everybody back in.
Speaker: And then in six, they just continued with bringing the story back to life and still keeping the OG cast of the original four movies somewhat relevant and in the mix. So, but I mean, it's ultimately the same thing. Ghostface killer killing everybody because they have a vendetta.
Speaker: Yeah. That's what happened to my mom, Maestro. She was probably only in her early 40s too, man. But she had taken a nap and her heart just stopped in her sleep. So fortunately she went in her sleep and there was no pain because once she just died, her heart just fucking stopped.
Speaker: So, um, but she, she lived a, a rough life, a very, basically because of her own choices, but still not a fun phone call to get Mark. I don't know where you and your mom stood, but I got the phone call after not talking to my mom for like a year. That shit really struck a nerve.
Speaker: That did not sit too well. Damn, yeah, that's wild, man. That's crazy, Mark. Yeah, I guess from my understanding, her nurse was there at the house and they had got done playing their morning round of
Speaker: cards or whatever it was they played Scrabble or whatever and mom said she wanted to take a nap and the nurse went about doing other things around the house and talking to my stepdad and they went to check on her after about a half hour and she was gone. That's cool. And there's just that's what they
Speaker: the corner of the hospital or whatever. I don't know. They say it was just sudden heart failure just stopped and she was gone just as fast. So. That's messed up. It's wild man.
Speaker: Yeah, this is true. I mean, you know, I I say I say that a lot, you know, I was actually talking to I was actually talking to another podcast the other day. handcuffs and headsets. It's a true crime podcast. It's hosted by a sheriff's deputy and a 911 dispatcher. And we were talking the other day because they're going they're doing this case about the
Speaker: little boy who was murdered by his babysitter or some shit like that. And basically CPS dropped the ball, like seriously dropped the ball in this situation. And we were talking about how you see all these good parents just getting screwed over by CPS. Meanwhile, the bad parents are just
Speaker: Yeah, well, they'll be fine. Kids are getting beat, they're getting starved and shit like that. The CPS leaves them in the house, but then you got the good parents to get their kids and shit taken away and spend years battling in and out of court and everything else. But talking to them to, they live it daily, unfortunately. They get to see a different side of those cases than we get to see as being civilians and whatnot.
Speaker: right but uh pretty wild but that's how it goes in life man you know the shithead people never quite seem to get that karma that they deserve unless shit people wrong me and then I become karma and then I get them every time I'm like the federal marshals I always get my man
Speaker: I'm sure everyone wants to justify it like crazy. It's like a modern day Western man. And it kills me every time they call him a federal. Federal Marshal. We got ourselves a federal. Tony, I think you would like that show if you haven't watched it before, man. Everybody's trying to get me to watch it. I think you would like it. I think the same guy who did like Yellowstone and Sons and
Speaker: and Mayans and all that, I think he's somehow a part of it. Same network, so it makes sense. But I mean, dude, just the cast alone and the cameos and the actors and whatnot that show up in that show.
Speaker: It might have reoccurring roles or might only be it for three or four episodes It's crazy. I mean the star power in that damn show Eric Roberts was in it Patton Oswald Walton Goggins one of the main characters Timmy the old fan Michael Rappaport's been in it like the last two seasons and
Speaker: So that's just, that's barely even scratching the surface of names that have been on that show and come and gone or whatever. One of the cats that was in the show, I seen that the new Mortal Kombat movie that's coming out. Yeah. What's up, Mandy? Isn't that a game they're coming out with? Remember a couple years back they did the Mortal Kombat movie?
Speaker: Yeah, that's it. I liked it. Uh, I liked it because it was more of a story and not so much the actual tournament, but, um, they've got a sequel coming out and it's going to be more of the tournament because they're going to have like Johnny Cage and Lou Kang and Kano and Sonya blade and, and all those characters was a straight ass in that movie. Can I was a dick.
Speaker: 2021, I don't see another one coming. I meant to say that. Kung Lao. I said Kung Lao, and I like it. Kung Lao. You said Kung Lu. You said Kung Lu. Kung Lao. Sweet Chariot. Let's see if I can pull up the caps, because the guy that's playing... Oh, Carl Urban is going to be Johnny Cage.
Speaker: He's so old to be John Cage. I think he was John Cage. He's so old to be John Cage. I gotta say, he's so old to play that part. Yeah, well, is he though? He can do it. I think he's kind of up there and they used to do it.
Speaker: Yeah, but I mean, you gotta remember in the game though, you know, Johnny Cage, especially in the last couple of Mortal Kombat games, I know you're not a big gamer. Johnny Cage is aged because him and Sonya have a daughter. I have not. What are you talking about, Mandy? Johnny Cage on a video game, I give him late 20s, early 30s max. Carl Urban's kind of up there. I say he can't play the part, but he's got some age on him. And he'll pull it off.
Speaker: that they can find somebody younger. I don't know who I'm thinking. But they just, they posted something. I seen it and it had, they had the entire cast. I haven't seen it, man. What are they doing?
Speaker: What the fuck is that? They even had some of the rivalry games scheduled. They changed the SEC again, I think, didn't they? Well, Oklahoma and Texas are joining the SEC in 2024.
Speaker: And UCLA and USC are joining the Big 10 in 2024. So that's one of the big changes. Some of the quote unquote rivalry games are going away because the same things happen into the Big 10. But your big ones are going to stay. Like in the Big 10, obviously, you're going to have Michigan and Ohio State, Michigan, Michigan State.
Speaker: think uh Ohio State and Penn State uh there's a Nebraska rivalry that's not going anywhere but we do what we also get to see the resurgence of the Nebraska USC rivalry coming. Thank you. So is that going to be worth the ****? That's the question. Well,
Speaker: They are slowly starting to create the super conferences, which is what everybody's been talking about for like the last 10 years, which eventually we're only going to have four conferences. I almost don't even want to see that, but yeah. Potentially the Big Ten, the SEC, the Pac -10 and the Big 12, but they're breaking the Big 12 apart and they're breaking the Pac -10 apart.
Speaker: So you're going to have to have teams from the ACC that's probably going to, which happened already for the Big Ten because Rutgers and Maryland joined the Big Ten several years back. So you're going to get teams out of the SEC or the ACC that's probably going to join the SEC and the Big Ten. Clemson probably become Clemson, Florida State probably going to become part of the SEC. Virginia might become part of the Big Ten. SEC. SEC.
Speaker: Well, Virginia might become part of the Big Ten just because of where they're located at. And they get rid of ACC. They're going to shoot themselves on the foot. Not really. I mean, because you're just getting rid of that conference. But the teams are just joining other conferences. So you're still going to have them. And it's going to affect basketball too, because you're also going to see smaller schools like Boise or Hawaii and shit like that, probably Colorado.
Speaker: Mandy, they don't need, LSU don't need to play them teams any damn more. LSU did not need to play them teams any damn more. And right now they're kind of even. LSU was so dominant early 2000s. That shit was, that shit was abysmal. But I think they're trying to get rid of this crap.
Speaker: You're trying to give it a bias. You're trying to give it a bias that you emphasize all the time. Well, they're trying to get that bias, but also, you know, they're, they're, they're expanding in 2024. They're expanding the playoffs to eight games. They want to expand it ultimately to 12 teams. Woody Page spoke on that. So y 'all want more games, but y 'all forgot these are college kids.
Speaker: Well, I don't think I don't it's not so much more games. It's just these all these ball games just like they've already done. They're going to get turned into playoff games. Which OK, they still get money for it. Yeah, you're still getting money for him. There's I mean, even even in the playoffs right now, it's still you know, and I don't know the exact ball games that they use. I'm just using for instance. It's still the Tostitos Bowl. It's still the citrus Bowl, but it's the playoffs. It's it's it's the playoffs for the championship game.
Speaker: So you're still getting that bowl game. You're still getting that bowl money. This is all good bowl game bowl games and all of them. And that's what they're talking about with the eight with the eight seed. They're just they're just changing some of these bowl games into playoff games. So you're going to have the Rose Bowl will probably be a playoff game. Might be a second round playoff game because it's one of the say it again.
Speaker: because that's where the money's at. Yeah, everybody wants the SEC because they know that they're in bed with the ESPN and they know that they could have six awesome under schedule and still get into the playoffs. The SEC has been an overrated joke. Not sure. Not sure. Nine and fucking three Alabama versus nine and three LSU. Because they're planning about the SEC having a juice and the Big Ten don't have enough.
Speaker: I'm not, I'm not, I'm just saying in general, I'm not even talking about the big 10. I'm talking about in general, because we've seen that championship game nine and three LSU versus nine and three Alabama and the championship game and a lot of other teams and a lot of other conferences that played had a much better record. Don't open that bottle. I was going to finish it tonight for the championship when it was all, when it was all just voted upon and it was just one championship game.
Speaker: SEC is an overrated joke. They're not a powerhouse by no means. Big 10 isn't either. But Big 10 has a winning record over the SEC. Pac -10 isn't a powerhouse anymore. The Big 12 has a winning record over the SEC. How about championships? Again, when you're handed championships year after year, they don't really mean it. Y 'all can't win one until they give you one.
Speaker: No, we gotta earn them. Like I said, I can name more examples of two SEC schools playing each other in a champion in the BCS Championship. Yes, you can. Yes, you can.
Speaker: You know, SEC's got more championships than anybody. That's because they've been handed more championship games than anyone. And I'll be honest with you, when they had the bowl games before they started the BCS stuff for real, and I'll go back to the 90s, all these teams that complained about being number one in the SEC was a bias. Look at what just happened at TCU this past year. Well, I mean, before they had the championship game. They can't say nothing because when they get to the bowl game, they lose to the SEC. I'll go all the way back to Hawaii losing to Georgia.
Speaker: I've already been to Boise State. I've already been to Utah State. I'll go to TCU. They have all lost. And in all honesty, TCU should have not been in that goddamn game. Yes, they should have. They won't be doing it. No, they got that damn game. They got that championship game because of piss poor officiating. And I don't care who they were playing. This most recent one you want to talk about, right? The most recent one? Yeah, last year. Because TCU has been undefeated and kicking ass for over a decade and they deserve the shot to get up there. Oh, no, they deserve the shot in the playoffs.
Speaker: No, no, no, they deserve to be in the playoffs. They deserve to shop for a championship. They didn't deserve to be in that championship game. That championship, that playoff game was so full of bad officiating and bad calls. And that wouldn't even matter if they were playing against Alabama, Ohio State, Georgia, fucking Hawaii or Boise State or goddamn fucking Syracuse. The officiating and the officials even came after, even came out after that game. Mr. Joe, we made a lot of mistakes.
Speaker: I was like, okay, so, you know, you completely took a team because you knew you made mistakes. You knew you fucked up. You completely took a team out of the championship and put one in there that shouldn't have been there. And you've seen what happened to it. But that probably was going to happen to anybody who played Georgia last year. Maybe not. I didn't think Georgia was going to beat them that bad. Georgia was going to give somebody an ass open. It was good Lord. And TC was kicking ass.
Speaker: a butt hurt, rant my ass. It's all right there. It's all facts. I'm not making it up. It's cold, hard facts. And I know a lot of people, especially in 2023, they don't like facts because facts, they hurt their feelings. And we've faced them.
Speaker: I just checked you and I found out that it was bullshit. Okay, I just gave you one. All these teams that complained about the SEC have been losing to the SEC for decades. That's why everybody's joining the SEC. Go fight a bunch of bowl games. Who's losing to the SEC? Half of these teams out there. Clemson's been one team to beat them. Ohio State's been one team to beat them. Outside of that, national championship wise, SEC's been kicking everybody ass. They need to be so much about sucking up.
Speaker: Okay, that's a good one. I'm gonna give you that one. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. SEC has been kicking people. And I'm gonna tell you something. I wasn't SEC. In the last decade, here you go. Go. In the last decade, Alabama is six and four. Arkansas is three and three.
Speaker: in what, bowl games? What up G's? Oh, these are bowl games. Yeah, not just championships, just bowl games entirely. I got you. Yeah, these are just bowl games. And I'm going to rattle off the SEC. Auburn's five and three. Florida's seven and two, which is surprising because they've been really bad the last couple of years. They in bowl games, not national championships. Like you said, so they know they'll win a bowl game. Yeah. They just won't win a national championship. But they're also showing their last bowl game was 2014.
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Speaker: So they were... I want to see a rundown, damn it. Let's see. He's giving me this fucking bullshit that ends in 2015. Past five years, that ends in 2013, 14, sorry.
Speaker: Conference Bowl record since 2000. I got 98 99. Yeah, but when does it go up to? BCS started 98 99 season. SCC was floor. I wanted to look at the last like five years in general specifically. OK, Tennessee had beat for it just keeps anything 2015.
Speaker: I remember that year Tennessee beat Florida. I was talking maybe shit. Because I told her it was a Tennessee gon' beat everybody ass. They said, I thought you like Notre Dame. I said, I do, but Notre Dame gonna lose it. These motherfuckers. Notre Dame losing this year. Nebraska did beat Tennessee in the 99, 2000 season. SEC wise. Florida lost to Miami in 2000, 2001. Florida also lost to
Speaker: Oh no, Florida State lost to Oklahoma, 2000, 2001. Florida beat Maryland, 2001, 2002 season. These just ACCT, I'm looking at, okay, they're just going with the top four bowl games there. Georgia beat Florida State, 2002, 2003. When did the BCS come into? 98, 99.
Speaker: LSU beat up on Oklahoma, 2003, 2004. Auburn beat Virginia Tech, 04, 05. Yeah, they got robbed that year, I believe it was. No, they became national champions that year. The 05, 06, I think it was, they got robbed.
Speaker: One of them is 0304 or 405. They got really since since since 98 or 99, they've only won like nine national championships. National championships like if you're talking bowl games entirely, they've been kicking. Yeah. Well, that's why it keeps bringing me back to fucking national championships. Yeah, because the only had the SEC as a whole. Yeah, Georgia did be Hawaii. Yeah, that was all seven. I remember that.
Speaker: LSU beat up on Ohio State, 0 -7, 0 -8. Ah, here we go. Is that what I wanted? Save your headache because you're killing me. Here you go. On the screen. Florida beat Oklahoma, 0 -8, 0 -9. Alabama lost to Utah, Sugar Bowl, 0 -8, 0 -9.
Speaker: Florida Beach, Cincinnati, 09, 2010. TCU lost to Boise State that same year. Georgia Tech is ACC, right? In football. Yeah, the ACC. Alabama Beach, Texas, 09, 2010. Okay.
Speaker: TCU beat Wisconsin. 2010, 2011. Ohio State beat Arkansas. That was a good year for you. Auburn beat Oregon. Yeah, that's the year Cam came out. Auburn was a no joke. Auburn was a no joke. Bye. Bye. So basically, so from up until
Speaker: the SEC been dominant for what I'm seeing up until the BC and again all you're doing is validating my argument about the BCS and about the SEC and about ESPN and the SEC sucking each other off and a committee that holds the majority of the votes up until from 1980
Speaker: Until, until 1999, we'll say, we'll say 2000 is when the BCS started. Actually, that is when it started. No, it is right here. It's right here. Right there. I'm looking at it too. No, I'm looking at it. BCS era. But we're gonna go ahead and say 99. We'll say 99. BCS first championship game.
Speaker: He really is, man. He really is. I'm just saying, no, because all you're doing is validating. I'm not trying to work. You are still mad that I'm right. And you continue to validate me because the team was up in there and even the victory that they had, I can show you the results. One, two, three. Oh.
Speaker: three national championships for the SEC. And since when? Since when? Until from 80. Okay. Until 98. 98, 99. And I guess BCS, 98 was the first BCS game. Tennessee won that one. Here we go. 2000, Oklahoma won. I got it right here. I got it right here. 2002, Ohio State won. Come on. 2003, they have LSU and USC.
Speaker: So I guess I'll get back to the credit. You said who won in 2000? 2003, it says LSU and USC.
Speaker: 2004, USC, 2005, Texas. Hold on. 2006, Florida, 2007. What are you reading? LSU, 2008, Florida, 2009, Alabama. What are you reading? I am reading College Football from Sports Illustrated .com, The History of National Championships, 2011, Auburn, 2010, or I'm sorry, 2010, Auburn, 2011, Alabama, 2012, Alabama,
Speaker: 2013 Florida State, they were nasty. That was old boy that can't play for shit in the NFL and was stealing crab legs. 2014, Ohio State, Alabama, Clemson, Alabama, Clemson, LSU, Georgia, Georgia. I'm gonna leave this up here for everybody. Y 'all can pause it afterwards.
Speaker: in the last two years that there have been playoffs and the playoffs are a fucking joke. If you ask up till last year, the first, the first year of the playoffs was a joke because, and I said this, if you, and I'll continue to say this, if you have a 14 playoff, if you win your conference and you're in one of the quote unquote top tiers, you should automatically get a bid. You should automatically be in the playoffs.
Speaker: So since before the BCS, before there was a committee to vote teams in to play, the SEC wasn't in there like that. I'll give you the SEC was not in there. I'll give you all the sudden there's a committee majority votes held by ESPN, ESPN, SEC in bed with each other. Well known fact, except to SEC fans who are in denial. So they clearly voted for Biden the way they act.
Speaker: I'm gonna leave this up. Thank you, man. They have been handed championships. They were not relevant. They didn't matter until 2000. They went by strength of schedule instead of just schools feeling that they were all entitled because they had the biggest programs in their area or their region. They went by strength of schedule. That was their emphasis.
Speaker: I thought it was a bunch of crap myself. And I'm gonna be honest with y 'all, we're like strength of schedule. We talking about everybody plays even, they were like nodding, looking at which team is ranked the best and what they did. This is the justification that - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Who said that? Who said the strength of schedule? Who said - That was the original premise of the BCS when it came out. But who said that? Who said that personally? I don't remember those people 25 years ago. I do, I do. It's four letters. ESPN is the one that determines strength of schedule. It wasn't just ESPN, no it wasn't. It was all singing it.
Speaker: They have the majority. They hold the majority of the votes and the majority of the say in college and the majority of the votes for other sports and they hold the majority of the say in college football, but they were all in agreements with it. That's what I'm trying to tell you. The only people who will say that will argue this are people that are SEC fans or Alabama fans for that. That's not everybody else in the entire country hates the SEC. That's why they hate it.
Speaker: They're they're hated because they're handed bullshit because they're giving them opportunities that they don't deserve. So, let's go. You got Hawaii that's undefeated and you got Boise State's undefeated at the same time. They should be playing each other. Not nine and three Alabama versus nine and three LSU. When the BCS started, this is where your career, when the BCS started. What's your man name used to be your coach? Damn. Which one? Ohio State or Michigan? Ohio State. Cooper? No.
Speaker: No. Are we going way back further than that? He went undefeated his rookie season about 10 years ago. That was Tress. No, it wasn't Tress. What's his name? I'm really sure that was Tressle. Who beat Florida in the national championship game? No. Or Miami in the national championship game? A lot of coaches. What's his name? Because after Cooper was Tressle and then Tressle went away and they kind of had
Speaker: Urban Meyer was in Utah. When the BCS started, Urban Meyer was a part of all those coaches who was against the BCS because they was all one of these undefeated programs and they weren't getting their recognition. It was actually against the BCS. Urban Meyer was one of the more outspoken people about it. What a random rip was good.
Speaker: they were all like you we don't want to do it like this we don't want to like that but then everybody went to change the schedule they were like okay we can play that game no problem Utah used to go undefeated Utah State used to have strong records Boise State has strong records Oregon had a strong record USC was doing good for me until they got called out for cheating um CCU was running undefeated so when the bowl games came up and they were they weren't getting their slots and started complaining so when they finally did get a bowl game they got their asses
Speaker: Oh and it's not just the SEC that gets favoritism either because the goddamn Notre Dame get favoritism every year and they're they're fucking you therefore those motherfuckers are more overrated than any they are independent Sunbelt and you're right they have more money than God they're independent they they they're they're in basketball they're in the ACC
Speaker: But in football, they're independent because they got their deal with NBC and they got more money than God. And they're always ranked stupid high. And then they get embarrassed by a bunch of nobody's. They ran away. They ran away from the Big Ten. They don't want to play the Big Ten anymore because the Big Ten, especially Michigan, was beating the dog shit out of them every year. Penn State was whipping up on them. Ohio State was whipping up at them. Then they ran away to the ACC. Notre Dame and Penn State was a good rivalry.
Speaker: Michigan Notre Dame was a big rivalry too. Penn State used to be good. They're coming back now. Penn State is much like Wisconsin and Iowa. They're on this roller coaster. They'll be good for one or two seasons and then they dip for two or three and then they come back real strong and then they dip. It's like a constant roller coaster with Wisconsin. Nebraska is kind of the same way. Nebraska used to be a powerhouse. Nebraska, Colorado, Oklahoma were powerhouses in the 80s. Yes, they were.
Speaker: Now Oklahoma's trying to get in there, but then Oklahoma started having their fucking problems. And Oklahoma played some tough ass football. Let's not shit on Oklahoma ever. I can't. The Big 12, it's tough football down there in the Big 12. Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Texas, Texas Tech. Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas, Texas
Speaker: And I think with the addition of Oklahoma and Texas into the SEC, I think they're going to surprise a lot of people. And they're going to bitch slap a lot of teams that they... What that's going to do is stop a lot of the undefeateds. Mind you, the SEC, Alabama and Auburn was running. The Georgia was coming in there.
Speaker: Mississippi State was trying to, Ole Miss did their thing with Eli and that was it. So it's been all Alabama Army. They had to change the SEC of Kentucky and them didn't stand a fucking chance. Well yeah, Kentucky and Bandy and Tennessee. What is that? Mississippi State Bulldogs. All them fuckers. They couldn't do shit. That's why they're expanding the SEC for real. The teams, Alabama and our people are tired of Alabama winning. Let's be clear.
Speaker: Well, I think once we get this 18 play off and it's not based on boats, because even right now, they're still based on boats. And as I've said, we shouldn't have two teams from the same conference in a playoff series. I don't care if it's too big 10 schools like Ohio State and Michigan last year. Ohio State shouldn't have been there. Well, you know what's crazy? They did it like that because people wanted to see those games. It doesn't matter. People wanted to see it again. That's going to generate the money.
Speaker: Nobody wants to see Nobody wants to see Tampa Bay in the playoffs last year because they were fucking seven and or what eight and nine so
Speaker: But they won their division. They won their division so they got in. Seattle was 7 -9, went to the playoffs. That's what I'm saying. You know, Ohio State, they did not win the Big 10. They shouldn't have been there. If you were in the division, if you had the most games in your division, you wouldn't have asked what we would do. And I would have said the same thing. If Michigan would have lost to Ohio State and didn't play in the Big 10 championship, they wouldn't have had no business being there either. Alabama had no business being there last year. But there's still a vote. There's still a committee. And the majority of the votes are held by ESPN. They still have a strong fan base.
Speaker: It doesn't matter. You can. Oh, this is the other thing I'm going to say. The BCS is also based on cumulative points earned ever since it started. I can give them that.
Speaker: because they count every game and every time, every time you lose it, who they lost to. That's the strength, the schedule ever since the big, I will get there. Well, I, yeah. And I feel like Alabama's strength and schedule should really take a major hit because they take a bi -week late in the season every year. Auburn fans will tell you the same thing about their schedule. And then they come back after a bi -week. Auburn fans swear that SEC is the stronger schedule over Alabama. For the second to last game of the season. Auburn fans say the same thing. I already know. Yeah, like get on, get over again.
Speaker: Alabama don't really play nobody. So who the hell Auburn play? They say they play ranked teams. Yeah, but the teams ain't shit. They run around Georgia, Tennessee for, but if you're going to say strength of schedule, you got to give credence to teams that are ranked. Well, you can't say ranked cumulatively from its inception.
Speaker: But you can't, see that's the other thing. That's the other thing where, again, that goes against what your argument is and what I'm arguing and favors me in an argument. You have a conference that is notoriously known for A, non -conference fluff games. B, you have teams in your conference. You got conference fluff games. Alabama got conference fluff games. SEC got conference fluff games. That's what I'm saying. You have teams in your conference that is known
Speaker: fluffs like you know you're going to every conference has fluffs. Take your time. I'll speak for the Big Ten and the Big Ten. Go for it. So who are your Big Ten team? Let's go through this properly. Let's go through this properly. Who are your Big Ten teams? I would say when they first came in.
Speaker: Recently, Maryland and Rutgers were fluff teams. Rutgers probably still a fluff team. Maryland's starting to kind of come around. They've gotten better and better every year. They are just under 500 in my opinion as a team.
Speaker: Northwestern, but even still Northwestern. Northwestern sneaks in there. They've had a. You never know. They're not. They're another. We got a lot of roller coaster teams in the Big 10. You never know what you're going to get from season to see agreed, but you know certain teams every year.
Speaker: South Carolina, sorry, South Carolina Gamecocks. I know you guys were trying to do something last year and you've had a couple years. You forget I lived there for 10 years and they had a couple seasons. They tried. They tried. They had a couple good seasons in the 10 years and I lived down there.
Speaker: Oh, that's a heated human estate. God, I can't even really call Indiana fluff as much as I want to call an Indiana football team. Yes, you can as a football team. Yes, you can. We'll say the majority of the time. Yes, but they do they do get they do get rambunctious every once in a while in Indiana. Illinois is probably a fluff. Yeah, Minnesota.
Speaker: Minnesota's a problem. Minnesota's a problem. They're a problem. Yeah. They're a problem. I got to give them their credit. They're a problem. Yeah. I don't want to call Iowa a fluff. I don't want to call Penn State a fluff. Or Iowa State. I don't blame you. Well, Iowa State's not in the Big Ten. They're not really. Don't want to call Wisconsin or Nebraska fluffs. They have definitely not going to call Michigan State a fluff. Recently, Nebraska's been a fluff. And Ohio State, by no means, are they a fluff school.
Speaker: They ain't all that evil. I mean, they're garbage against the SEC. I'll tell you that right now. They're, they're the one big blemish on, on, on the big 10. As far as it goes, big 10 versus the SEC is Ohio state because they cannot beat the SEC to save their goddamn lives. You can give them motherfuckers a hundred point. They're pretty much the best team in your conference besides Michigan. I wouldn't say that. Well, I mean, they have been the last few years.
Speaker: Well, well, hang tight, hang tight, random Rick, because once we're done talking about this, you can watch us clean our action figures for 45 minutes. How's that for a fluff?
Speaker: Oh, Jesus. That was a pretty badass Batman, though. That was a cool find. I don't know if you've seen that video or not, Tony. I would have popped up. I didn't watch it. Yeah, I was watching it. Yeah, I'll admit I watched the whole eight minutes or well, not the whole eight minutes. I watched like six and a half. It was great. It was great shit content. Not shit content. I was taking a shit. It was good content to read while I was sitting on the shitter. That was a cool Batman. That was a really cool find. I am mad at that.
Speaker: But yeah, I mean, there's not many teams in the big 10 that I would actually certify as a fluff every year, consistently. Maryland, when they first came into the conference. It's a thanks for watching. That's what I say, man. Oh, here's your fucking show. Your show is bullshit. It sucks. I hate it so much. Well, thanks for watching.
Speaker: Oh my God. But, uh. I mean, the same thing could be said about about the SEC. I'm not saying that the SEC is a weak conference by no means. I mean, obviously with LSU and Georgia and two teams are carrying at SCC actually three now. Auburn in Georgia. Well, I mean, they kind of fluctuate. They bounce around a lot though. You know, Alabama is kind of help. Alabama is kind of like the Ohio State of the SEC.
Speaker: They hang tight to that top spot. Yeah, but then Georgia LSU Florida. Even Auburn, they kind of they creep up on you and they're good for a couple of seasons and then they fall out again. You know, that's the thing that's killed me about about about Harbaugh being a Michigan fan like I am. The guy has a winning record. As a head coach historically, yes, and as a head coach in Michigan, he has a winning record.
Speaker: But he wasn't beating Ohio State up until the last two seasons. He wasn't beating Michigan State on a regular basis. And there's - And they were going to drop him. They were going to drop him. Those are two teams you got to beat consistently. And he can't win a bowl game to save his life. Now granted, I think last year he should have won. I think they should have won that game against TCU. There were some really bad calls.
Speaker: But at the same time, they should have never put themselves in the position to where a bad call was going to hurt them. Well, everybody's just dominant as they were all season and the amount of points that they were just putting on everybody all season. Right. They should have never put themselves in a situation where a bad call was going to hurt them. You know, but I think whoever played, even if Michigan had one, I thought they were going to get their answers by Georgia last year.
Speaker: But now I'm curious if Georgia is going to have a fall off because everybody's graduated and moved on and went into the draft and everything like that. And meanwhile, Michigan's got one of the top recruiting classes going into 2025 in the entire NCAA. Yeah, people are trying to go to Michigan to take out Alabama, I think. I think they are. Michigan is due. Michigan's finally gotten back into
Speaker: that what Michigan was historically, I mean, it's the winning this franchise and NCAA football. They have more wins than anybody. They're finally getting back to Michigan football, getting back to good smash mouth, big 10 football. So people wanna play there now. It seems like we finally have our guy in Harbaugh, love him or hate him, but he does win. And now he seems like
Speaker: You know him and his brother have been working a lot together, so he's really been. His brother has been helping him with the coaching staff. The staff is there. The coaching is there. The players are there. We should be winning a championship before long. Right? And I say that no lose every game this season.
Speaker: And then everybody else say, click, what the fuck do you know about college football? And I'll say absolutely nothing, apparently. Absolutely not a goddamn thing, apparently. I am a fucking moron. Anywho. Speaking of football, I'm ready for the NFL season to start.
Speaker: I am enjoying the fact that we still have football on TV and we're rolling into July.
Speaker: USFL and XFL and all that shit, but I'm ready for a lot of damn football. So rich that we have football year round damn near damn near a lot of damn football. This is this is this is did we really want all this football? Yes. Okay. I want I want good football and the USFL was really good last year. My opinion for the USFL XFL straight football football. I got nothing wrong with the football.
Speaker: Yeah, no, USFL was really good last year for their return and their inaugural season. I thought it was really good. I enjoyed it. They got better this year. XFL was a little slow at the beginning of the season. It wasn't. I'm not going to say it wasn't exciting, but there wasn't any like.
Speaker: It was football and it was okay to watch. It was straight up football. And I told you this on one of the football shows that we did together with Rich. At the beginning of the season, I wasn't impressed, but it was football. But as we started to progress through the season, it got better and better all the way up to their championship game. Their championship game this year was amazing. I loved it. I thought it was a great game.
Speaker: You can't play with the Raiders, Rick. I never played Tecmo Bowl. Fucking Tecmo Bowl. You got the Raiders and you had Bo Jackson. You could be on the one yard line and run 99 yards with one damn play. Couldn't nobody tackle or catch Bo Jackson. This is stupid. You see me on 10 yard fight one day.
Speaker: It was, uh, I think it was like a halfback sweep or something like that. Always fucking, fucking Bojax and just hit that bitch, run out to the right or left. It just run down the field. Couldn't nobody catch him. And if they did, they couldn't tackle him in that goddamn game. That's right.
Speaker: But I did love playing some tech mobile back in the day when I was just a, just a youngster, just a wee little click. Fucking need to get out of the house. I got out of the house. What are you talking about? I grew up in a generation where we were always out of the house. Yeah, me too. Yeah. But when the street lights came on and you had to come in, come in, get washed up, eat some dinner. Play a game for a couple hours. Play a game for a little bit before you had to go to bed.
Speaker: I don't think I was ever one hobbit tall though. Just one hobbit. I don't think I was ever just one hobbit tall. Unfortunately, I was as tall as I am right now at 12 years old. That's not good.
Speaker: Well, the doc projected me to be like 6 '9", 6 '10", or whatever, with the way I was growing. But then I was also allergic to poison ivy. So I had to get shots and stuff at the beginning of spring and whatnot. And they said that that might have stunted my growth. He calls you a freak show. All right. Hey, man. You ain't lying. When you're a 12 -year -old dude and you're bigger than most grown -ass men, yeah.
Speaker: I was about as tall as most grown as, man. Yeah. I really was. That shit almost killed me like three times. Yeah, everybody's allergic to it. No, like I was allergic allergic to it. Like, you know, I wound up in the hospital several times when I was younger because they got like all my face and in my mouth and shit. Stay yo ass out the woods.
Speaker: I didn't even matter, dude. Like it could be in the air. Somebody was in the air. That's bad. Yes. Yeah. Hey, you know, but I had to, I used to have to get, uh, three shots. It was, uh, there was like a, some kind of medicine. One was basically a straight steroid and the other one was a steroid with another, uh, medicine in there or whatever. And I think now that I've gotten older,
Speaker: that that allergy has gone or that allergic reaction allergic reaction to what is going. Yes. Better. I'm just older and I know better than I and I stay away from it better than I did when I was a kid. This motherfucker said COVID Ivy. I got long COVID Ivy effects. It's a damn shame. Yeah, I was I was a monster when I was when I was younger.
Speaker: I was about 12, 13 years old. That's a damn shame. Now I'm just a, just a Sasquatch. Just wandering along, Sasquatch on my way through life. Sasquatch DC. Sasquatch DC.
Speaker: You might see me just lumbering through the woods, hands to my side. Just stay out of Vegas. Oh, how is Bigfoot country? We got lots of bigfoots in Ohio, too. You're looking for the rest of the Henderson's. I'm looking for my Sasquatch family. I'm gonna go find them when we go camping.
Speaker: in a couple weeks. Mama, Papa. It's me. Nick, you're going to be hosting the show when she gets back. Glick stayed out there with his family. He feels so much better. Good. We're going to keep this show down to an hour. I'm going to be hosting the show for my cave. You get Wi -Fi in there. Let me know. I'm sure it's 2023. I'm sure they got Wi -Fi. Tell Mel Brooks I said hello.
Speaker: Live from my new cave. His new co -host is going to be Ben Kenobi. Tony and Jeff, I'd like to introduce you to my family. Ben, let us know when you go enjoy yourself, this motherfucker. It's like how I'm in the show, this motherfucker.
Speaker: Just gotta hang it out. You know, we're doing what Sasquatches do, you know, doing Sasquatch things, Sasquatch life, you know. He's gonna be in the cave trying to broadcast like Eminem in this video. I'm trying not to be. Hashtag Sasquatch life. I have a tattoo to cross my back. Sasquatch life.
Speaker: I'm getting big boy life across. What did you want to talk about when random Rick was fucking with you? So he's going to talk about something else. I don't know. I can't remember. So it wasn't all that important. That means he was a bullshit. Yeah, I know. I had, you know, I don't come in here with plans. Mickey asked me earlier today. She said, what you guys talking about on the show tonight? You just want to be up here talking. I said, I'll be surprised if I have co -host. Good call.
Speaker: good call. Well, I'm I'm I'm I'm looking forward to the future of the show. Uh huh. Got some things I'm working on some things I'm doing but we might be starting to see some guests pop up in here coming coming down the pipe. You've been telling me that for a year now. I understand that. Well, yeah, yeah. Well, scheduling is a bitch. It is. I got a couple of legit guests that are hopefully going to be coming up here in the next month or so.
Speaker: Even when I did the football broadcast yesterday morning, that just threw that out there. I mean, I would send it out, but I know somebody's busy, somebody's asleep, somebody out there. Yeah, I seen it come up and I was like, shit, because Nicki and I were already out. We literally, we woke up yesterday morning, got up, got ready, and was out the door. And we didn't get back home last night until almost nine o 'clock. Oh, damn, what was y 'all doing?
Speaker: Well, that's what I was saying. She had to take her test for her show, or for her show, for work. She had to take a bartender test, you know, to make sure she knows. Those are the trips class.
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no. Thank you, Randall. It's it was it was for the restaurant itself or the because they have like a bunch of their own specially house house drinks that they make. Yes. So she had to know how to make them ingredients, how much you put of what. So she had to go take that test so she could be actually on the schedule schedule until I say work on my matter.
Speaker: So she actually had her first day today. She was like, it was way busier than I thought it was. I was like, eh, well, considering where you are, you might as well get used to it because she's in a very popular location, a very popular area that - In your city? What's that? In your city? Nah, it's bought out by Columbus. So she bought one of the major cities, gotcha. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a major shopping area where she works at.
Speaker: I guess there's a big mall and stuff like that. So it's a major shopping area and it's a very rich area. So, Oh yeah, they're going to be there. Yeah. Yes. Well, yesterday, I mean, it was, and it was Sunday, but yesterday, cause we were walking around after she got done, we ate there and actually she got done taking her test. We, we ate and had lunch. And then we walked around the area, showed her the different shops and everything like that. And when we was coming through, getting ready to leave, that restaurant was packed out, man. Even their patio was packed. You said yesterday.
Speaker: Yeah, that's true. Yeah, because there was a holiday. That's why. Yeah, well. So she can expect to be. It was a holiday, but it's not that. Do you realize in the list of top 20 holidays in America, do you know where Father's Day falls? Low. 20. I said. Arbor Day is above Father's Day.
Speaker: Do you know what Arbor Day is? I've heard of it. Yes, little boy. I don't know what it is. Something to do with trees. No. But it's a really nice area. It's a really cool area. And the shopping and everything like that, it's nice. It is. So she's in a decent area with real business. Yeah, she's in a really good spot. She's going to make some money.
Speaker: That's what she wants. She's gonna work for it too. Let's go ahead and do it. Sasquatch DC. Sasquatch DC. Why would it be 21? Top 20 most celebrated
Speaker: holidays in America for July, Christmas, Thanksgiving, New Year's. Hold on. Let me get the water there. All right. Actually, actually, this is actually holy shit. This is this isn't even the top 20. This is the most celebrated holidays in the US. No.
Speaker: Damn it. Oh my God, these websites are fucking ass. So what the hell's going on with the three of you watching? How y 'all doing?
Speaker: I'm doing my weekly cleanup of my TikTokers. Not you. No, you're okay. You let me know you still alive and nothing's wrong. I'm just saying.
Speaker: Let's hit the Astros right now. **** the Astros. Yeah, Brian. Hey, Brian. How you like that sweep? How you like that three game sweep? Let's go Reds. Got in that **** one, two, three days in a row. Are they even worth it down this season? Who? The Reds or the Astros? Uh well, the Reds are on an eight game winning streak. I can't find that
Speaker: Nah, I can't find it again. Oh, and the Reds are actually currently leading the Rockies. Houston is in third place in the American league West.
Speaker: And since the Cincinnati, let's go baby. Just a couple of weeks ago, my Cincinnati Reds were at the bottom of the bottom of the barrel. And the nationally central division. Right have now climbed all the way up to second place, a half game behind Milwaukee.
Speaker: I think you need to worry about the Brewers in baseball. I've been saying that for a while, but the Brewers are no joke. They're going to get in there sooner or later. In the last 10 games and they only have nine games listed here. In the last nine games, the Reds have played their eight and one. And they've won the last eight in a row. Jesus. So right now.
Speaker: Houston is in fourth place in the wild card for the playoffs. It's too damn early for that shit. I don't want to hear that. We haven't even got to the All -Star break. But Cincinnati, Cincinnati's in fifth place. So yeah, Houston's, Houston's a good team to answer your question. Well, they're former champions. They're recent champions. All jokes aside, I don't know what their roster look like. The Mets having problems, but this is what they do at the beginning of the season. I don't even worry about it yet.
Speaker: Um. Yeah, it's it's it's way. I mean, we haven't even got to the All -Star break yet. So it's still it's still early. There's still a lot of baseball to be played. There's still like 3472 games.
Speaker: These motherfuckers start playing baseball in goddamn in May and don't end playing baseball until the end of October. Jesus. I mean, hold on a second. Let's see. Let me. They go through to November. Don't they? I think it might be the maybe it might be. It might be maybe the beginning of November. Yeah, because the playoffs don't even start until October.
Speaker: So that's a lot of damn baseball. We got some long sports for football and baseball take for damn ever. Oh, shit. I stand corrected, Tony D. Go. The regular season starts in April. Baseball. Baseball. The Reds Reds opening the opening day was April 1st. Yeah, that makes sense. Their last game of the season.
Speaker: is October 1st. That's six goddamn months of baseball. It's been like that. Yeah. It's been like that. And they've already played. They've already played 72 games. So they're about a third of the way through the season already. And it's June.
Speaker: Six months. And you're talking about almost a whole damn year of football from three different, four different. Three. Well, you got four if you count college.
Speaker: I don't as far as the professional level, but I'll give you that because college improves. You gotta figure XFL and even USFL. There's some college teams out there that could match up with those guys. I don't know about that.
Speaker: I would be willing to put money on the fact that an SEC or an SEC in Alabama, Georgia, and Ohio State or Michigan could match up easily with anybody in the XFL. Well, there was some big boys. We also got some experienced boys. So that's what I'm just saying. Now, USFL might be a little bit
Speaker: more entertaining of a game, but I would think that any one of those four, maybe even throw Clemson in there if you want to feel froggy. I don't. Texas, Oklahoma, they can match up with XFL teams. Oklahoma, maybe. Oklahoma, maybe. Oklahoma, Alabama. West Virginia, Pittsburgh. Boston College. I'll give you that. Did you say West Virginia, Pittsburgh, can match up? Tough ass defenses.
Speaker: They got a history. You're going to tell me West Virginia, Pittsburgh, but Michigan and Ohio State and Texas could. I didn't count them out. I didn't count them all the way out. Well, Michigan, no. Michigan, no. You know how I know you don't watch any other college football other than? I can't watch all them games in your area. No. I don't even watch college football that much anymore. I watch. Dude, you can watch any game you want, man. College football is on CBS.
Speaker: NBC. I don't watch college football that much. I used to watch a lot of these games. When I used to gamble, I used to watch them. But I was at a job where we had all the games on. When I worked the track, they had all those games on. So I could just switch screens all day. I really could, but I'm not coming home changing channel. I can't. Saturday is Sunday. It's football days. I'll spend all damn day if I can't watch them football. I used to do that. I stopped. And don't let Michigan fuck around and have a night game on Saturday night because guess who's got it put on his phone while we're doing the show.
Speaker: Don't bother them. It's crazy. I used to watch Alabama games until I got top. They really got to a point where I knew they were going to win. I used to start my season. Did they win this game? OK, I'm going back to sleep. If they lost, I might wake up for the next game. They beat everybody's ass. They don't play anybody. OK.
Speaker: I mean, I'm going to open. They're going to play any team in the country. First game of the season. Any team will come to you. They ain't doing that shit. No, he did it already. He put that in doing that. Yeah. And they didn't, they didn't sign any team that they signed teams that they knew they were going to win against. Like I said, like I said, once they get this, once they get this playoff system and all the bugs and stuff worked out, we're going to start to see the fall off of the SEC again.
Speaker: You're going to see the fall off of the SEC because of how long that rain was.
Speaker: because they're not going to have somebody in their back pocket that's going to put them in games. You just can't stop that shit. God damn. People can't beat them. OK, y 'all beat them. Beat the SEC. Go ahead. Everybody beat the SEC. They will. Please prove. Please prove. They will. We just want to please beat the SEC. They won't get in record. They couldn't do it. Boy, the state couldn't do it. Those are your top teams. Bitch, you can't even get up there to do it. Come on, y 'all. They won't put Michigan against the SEC. They have a winning record against the SEC. We'll just wait. We'll just wait and see.
Speaker: Bowl and regular season. They have a winning record. This dude cannot stop. You know, it's true. It ain't true. It ain't true. It ain't about the big pocket. It is. That's why you fight so hard. I'm not funny. You know, it's true. You can't stand to be wrong.
Speaker: No, you can't stand to be wrong. No, I'll be wrong. I'll admit when I'm wrong. You can't stand to be wrong. You know, I'll admit when I'm wrong. But when I'm right, God damn it, I'm right. And I'll fuck your ass. Oh, God. Oh, my fuckers.
Speaker: Seems to remember a discussion about you fighting with somebody about location of her own damn country. That was over a year and a half ago. Get some new shit. But still, you did it. Get some new shit. You wasn't even there when it happened. No, I wasn't. I wish I would have been because I would have been dying. It's funny as fuck now. If I'd have been there to see the person, I would have been rolling.
Speaker: It would've been all right. And I was like, good. I'm like, ain't no way. I'm looking at us. Okay. You're right. And I told her she was right. Don't worry, Tony. Jeff and I have had these conversations and Jeff has been adamant and just on his pedestal, ready to freaking go to war and die on a hill on something. And then, and then I say, here, look at this. And even after he sees the proof in the pudding, he's like, nope, it's not what it is.
Speaker: Just take the L. It's okay to take an L. Take him plenty. Take an L. It's okay. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. What's going on in your world over there, man? Nothing. I've been chilling all weekend with Jason. We went to the park today. Came back. It was storming a little bit. So I came home bro with Taco Bell. So he's chilling over there now.
Speaker: I had a real bad headache yesterday. He was helping me out with it. My head was killing me. Taco Bell won't catch up with him in a little bit. No, he got, he got, I got him steak and chicken. I ain't gonna give him just regular beef. That's the difference. Yeah, okay, okay. Yeah, I got steak and chicken. That's the problem. He said, I want a crunchy taco and I want a soft taco. I said, you want beef, you want steak, you want chicken. Let me get, I said, I'm gonna get you a beef and chicken. I mean, I'm gonna get you a steak and chicken. Cause you get that beef and chicken.
Speaker: Cause I always get like, um, you know, I'll get, I'll get something with steak or chicken in it. But man, I can't help myself with them, with them, uh, big old, uh, the beefy cheese burritos that's on their little. Those were the shit. Yeah. I'll give me a meal. Yeah. I'll give me a meal that's steak and chicken steak or chicken, whatever. But then I always get on their crave menu and get that beefy cheese burrito or whatever it is. Uh -huh.
Speaker: Man, it's so good. It's worth it. It's worth it. I get steak or chicken quesadilla or them nacho cheese chalupas. I missed those nachos. That's what Taco Bell is made of, nacho cheese chalupas. They used to have shrimp tacos. Taco Bell had them for a little bit. Wait, what? They used to have shrimp tacos, yeah.
Speaker: I don't know if I would trust you in Taco Bell. That was 2009, 2008. How do you not trust shrimp? I mean, I trust a lot of things from Taco Bell, but man, seafood, you got to be careful with it. You can't fake shrimp. I mean, you can. You can't fake shrimp. I'm not saying they're faking it, but you got to be careful with how it's cooked. All the way through? But y 'all eat your meat cooked all the way through anyway.
Speaker: Well, no, I don't even read me. Give me a fucking steak. I want that bitch. I want to chase that steak around the plate. God damn it. I put that down. I put shrimp on the grill. I just wait, wait till the changes colors. The shrimp started out pink. When that little line in the back turn red and everything else around, I'm good. What's wrong?
Speaker: I know. I will be the first to get it. We have to get it in the morning. Squeal it out. I don't. Yes. No, I gotta be at work though. So I'm gonna drop you off stupid early, okay? I'm gonna drop you off when the door opens. I don't cook seafood. Oh, I do. Always.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't cook seafood. It's just because it really is too easy to mess up seafood, depending on what you like. You gotta cook it slow, you can't cook it fast. Yeah, you can't cook it fast, you gotta cook it slow. Yeah, you know, and I'm afraid of undercooking it. It's the same thing with chicken. I'm always weary when I cook chicken. Because, you know, you can undercook it very easily, and then if you overcook it, it's dry and shit like that. And what's crazy is when you smoke it, you gotta make sure that insides all the way through.
Speaker: Well, that's what you get your meat thermometer for. We had a guy at work. He smoked some chicken and brought it in. I had to shake his hand because he cooked that man in. Everybody like, he ain't cooking all the way through it. He said, yes, he did. They said, there's a little bit of red. I said, yeah, but the red, you could see where it was going to leave him. So you had to do it for some time. Well, pork, same thing with pork. Absolutely with pork. Throw that motherfucker on the grill. Stop it. Well, I've been smoking pork chops lately. Good. And Nicky loves them. Nicky's like,
Speaker: I don't typically like pork chops, but God damn, these are the best pork chops I've ever had. That would be my request if I ever met up. If I ever want to cook some, a smoked pork chop, go for it. Absolutely. Go for it. Smoked or grilled. I cook mine and it's all good, but it's gonna be suspicious about cause they fucking worms. Before I got the grill, before Nikki got me the grill, I cooked mine one or two ways. I either threw them in the oven,
Speaker: and baked them. You know, he seasoned them up real good and baked them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's some good shit. That's some good shit. Yeah, yeah. Or I'd put them, I'd cook them on the stove in a skillet, but I put the litter over the skillet.
Speaker: cook faster. Yes, they cook faster and they cook man they cook all the way through right now and they hold all that good juice in there man. I don't want to drain it motherfucker trust me. Yeah, all that good. But what else you know, when you're smoking the pork chops, they're very deceiving because when you even though they're at their their
Speaker: in core temperature or interior temperature, whatever you want to call it. Yes. They still look jello. You know what I mean? You know, when a pork chop is not cooked all the way, it's kind of. That's why I cook mine all the way. Well, they're cooked all the way. But when they're smoked, they come off different. And I'm like, how should I take them off? Because your meat isn't tough. You want to let it
Speaker: You almost wanted to dry out almost. Yeah, but they come off when they come off. Even when I'm once they're ready to come off the bone, they're good. That's what you want. Yeah, we get boneless pork chops. Oh well, then yeah, that's why you can't tell. Now we'll put them in the air fryer.
Speaker: I haven't thought about that, but I haven't tried that because Nikki bought an air fryer like as soon as she moved in here. And there's been a lot of things that I've put in that bitch that I won't ever put in a stove or in the microwave again. Like I love pierogies. Cause my wife, she had more to air fry. She did some pork chops. She almost had another baby that night.
Speaker: I want to get some small steaks. Breakfast steaks. Because Joe, she had an air fryer and it looked like one of the conventional ovens. You know what I mean? Yes. It sits on your countertop. I think it's called a conventional oven. But that's what her air fryer looked like.
Speaker: And she had put steaks in there one night, and I was like, I don't know if I want a steak out of an air fryer. Yes, you do. And she's like, you still like a medium air, right? And I said, yeah. And she's like, all right, don't worry about it. And man, Tony, I don't know. Now, we got the air fryer with the little bucket thing, you know, you pull it out. So I want to get like the little small steaks and put a couple of them in there. Breakfast steaks. And see how they come out.
Speaker: Breakfast steaks don't take long to cook even on the stove. Yeah. So you want some thin meat. If you put in an air fryer, if you put thick meat, you're going to be there for a while. Which I would say is a pork chop because we got a guy, he gets a pork chop, they're more full of this thick. Guys, we get the, we get boneless pork chops that are thick. I mean, they're like almost, they're almost like an inch thick. I don't know where y 'all finding these pigs at.
Speaker: Well, first and foremost, we don't fuck around in Ohio when it comes to livestock. Y 'all don't fuck around nowhere when it comes to livestock. I mean, we got some big old hogs up here. But that's what we've been in there. We had a little cookout at work one day and it had the big grills going. Three of them, all of them were filled with pork chops. I said, where the fuck y 'all find these pork chops at?
Speaker: I keep telling people I'm not from here. Yeah. Yeah. These things are thick. Mm hmm. That's what that's what people need to be paying for this. This is bullshit. Don't do this shit for freedom. Well, you know, the crazy thing about it. You've got to give your contribution to this shit. And you know, the crazy thing about it, them thick cut pork chops aren't any more expensive than the regular thin cut ones. I've heard they're they're not any more expensive.
Speaker: I heard. So I mean, you know, it's not like I'm spending double the money to get four times the size of a pork chop. Right. So, you know, I might spend another dollar or two, but it's worth it at the end of the day. Right.
Speaker: I mean, that's like, if I can, I'd prefer to buy Angus burger of a regular burger or Angus steak. Because it's better quality meat. Now Angus steaks are a lot more expensive than regular steak, but you can get Angus burgers for about the same price as regular burgers. That is better quality meat, that's all it is. My uncle, I used to have an Angus farm. Mm -mm. That is better quality meat. What are you talking about, for re -ish? Big pork chops, that's why. That's why you put them on the smoke with a grill that they should drip the fuck on out. Ray number, you are swine flu.
Speaker: That's why you put them up there and drip them on out. Not even being an ass, I'm serious. Don't you have a Batman doll to be cleaning or something? Sort of fucking doll. He's a goddamn action figure. It's an action figure, yeah, watch your mouth. Turn the deal, I'll be right back. Talk amongst yourself. I don't talk to myself like that, not in public. I'm sorry, I can't. I could lose my job. Good luck. So how the hell is everybody?
Speaker: Yes, little boy. Oh, yeah. Get out of that. Because you're going to mess around and get stuck and then get mad at me because I can't help you get out of it. Stop putting me in a bad situation. Yeah, all right. Walking in one of those cars saying, hey, text me when you get help.
Speaker: Okay. A thousand. This motherfucker went to get more beer. Ain't that a bitch? We're in the rig. You should have been up here by now.
Speaker: We don't know what they were that crazyness with. Radio silence. Who's that? I didn't see what it was. What? Oh, shit. I didn't get it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker: I forgot to get my hair out of the drain. He's going to take a bath because she got her ass whooped today at work and I was like **** I'm sorry. I had to clean the drain out before I took a shower from her hair.
Speaker: The joys of both people in a relationship. I mean, you don't ever have that problem, Tony. Nope. I ain't looking forward to it. You don't know what it's like to have hair, but both of us have long hair and I have a long beard. Every time we take a shower, the drain is just covered in fucking hair. That was ridiculous.
Speaker: You better get my drink straight on your new job, ma 'am. That's all I know. Oh, they do a competition at her job, right? Where you said that every year. No, every season. Oh, every season. I'm sorry. But they do a competition among the bartenders. And whoever creates the best drink wins. And what else is it? It goes on the menu or something? It's the featured drink for the season. It's the featured drink for the season. So I told her, I said, you need to get on this nonsensical nonsense drink.
Speaker: and it's just going to be called nonsensical nonsense. That way people can get it in their, in their eye holes, in their ear holes. There's drains full of tribbles. You ain't wrong. You ain't wrong. You do. Yeah. Yeah. Tribbles or critters. I know tribbles. That's from Star Trek. Hey, Shady. What's up, Shady? How you doing, lady? But so I told her that we're just going to call it nonsensical nonsense parking.
Speaker: You don't know how it works. Well, I mean, if you make the drink and you get to create, does it take to send a letter to Canada? Who's it going to? Canada. It says, dear Canada. Yeah. So it's called squeeze the day. So you can absolutely call it nonsensical nonsense.
Speaker: And then everybody that comes into your bar, they're gonna say, what's the nonsensical nonsense? And then all the bartenders will have to be trained to go, well, not only is it a drink, but it's also this really kick -ass podcast on Spotify and YouTube. Drink the drink, enjoy it and go - I know the exact face she's making. No, she's actually not. She's not even looking at you, she is. She is. I was, what was the face I was making?
Speaker: I didn't know it was kind of like that. She was on. She was touring on it. He said Zima. Hey, that's funny coming from the guy who if random Rick reviews was a drinking behind a kid non -alcoholic. I got breaking news. Uh oh. Oh, do we have breaking news, Sonder? I got breaking news. Do we have breaking news? We have serious breaking news.
Speaker: We don't have breaking news son of a bitch. Calvin Cook is interested in teaming up with DeAndre Hopkins. Yeah, but DeAndre Hopkins doesn't even a home yet. Now that a Dalvin Cook.
Speaker: I know. What is Minnesota? You know, we've been talking way too much together on Sunday so we can have this. Now we here. So yeah, my bad. I was busy. Yeah, but we spent like an entire hour and some change talking about college football.
Speaker: because you won't stop your rent on how you hate the SEC. And you won't stop your rent or stop on the SEC. See what you did? See what you did? I don't do that. I live in the region. I didn't believe it. I'm not ESPN. I had to see it. I'm not ESPN. No, you calm down. You calm down ESPN. You calm down PBS.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker: No, dude, that was crazy. Minnesota cut endowment cook. I don't know if it was like the injuries because he he he was having a couple of seasons. He's he's gotten hurt, but he's still a beast when he's healthy. Thank you. Now, here's the crazy part. See, Minnesota resides him and goes up there. Since they got rid of. So you're talking conspiracy trickery little era here. All right. I mean, I mean, they just cut out. I'm feeling. Thank you.
Speaker: Adam Thielen, they're there no more, right? That's what I said. It wasn't joking. Yeah, wow. The struggle was real, Mama. No, they got rid of Adam Thielen. They dumped Alvin Cook. I like your little conspiracy spin on it, Tony D. I'll be thinking, motherfucker. I'll be thinking. Yeah, I like that. That's a hell of a spin. Talk about it. M. Night Shyamalanma ding -dong twist at the end of the night. If that was Minnesota's game plan,
Speaker: That would be disgusting though. If you put - He's from Miami. If he goes down there, they already got enough wide receivers. So who would need a running back and a wide receiver right now? Tampa Bay or the Rams.
Speaker: Tampa Bay really doesn't need it because they still got, they still got Michael Evans. They've got Chris Godwin. Yes. So they don't really need a receiver. Could they use a running back? Absolutely. I think the Rams need a running back and a wide receiver. Yeah. Could you imagine D hop and double J in Minnesota though?
Speaker: that's my dude. That's my cat right there. That's my guy. That's your man. Mm hmm. Double J, man. That's a sick motherfucker. That's who I want to get in the fantasy football this year. I want double J and I want cup. Now, who else got the money to get
Speaker: I'm a really busy but but at the same time you talk about a team that could use a wide receiver and a running back duo and Brian would like this them goddamn Texans and not to shit on their running back but they have right now. I know but they got rid of but they got rid of Brandon. Well, guess who else is in Texas? Yeah, but they got Tony Pollard speaking of running backs without their job. Cream Hunt don't have a job. Now, we talked about him. He's
Speaker: Zeke don't have a job. What about the chargers? What are the chargers constantly doing in the world? They just gotta be, they just gotta complete what they got. They don't need it.
Speaker: I mean, they got like, they got like running backs and Austin Eckler can't stay healthy to save his life. I wouldn't change their roster. I wouldn't change the charge of roster. I would throw Tennessee in there, but they don't need to get rid of Derek Henry. How about this one? A man Russ had a bad season last year. Denver? Yeah, Denver. Denver already has a high -powered offense. It just weren't coming through. That team was solid. Yeah, I don't know if you really called Denver a high -powered offense. I would.
Speaker: I would, did you just remember who's on that damn roster? What's high powered about their offense? Jerry Judy, wide receiver, awesome. Yeah. I forgot who else they got. I forgot who else they got. I remember they had a decent squad. Now, man, because they - Ran the rig, get the looking while we talking. I'm pulling it up right now as we speak. Denver Broncos roster. We got Russ - Okay, it's Callaway. Chavonte Williams is running back number one.
Speaker: Farine, running back number two, he came from Cincy. Tony Jones Jr., running back three, yeah, so they can absolutely use Dalvin Cook. Cortland Sutton, with the other one. Jerry Judy, Cortland Sutton, sorry.
Speaker: Samajay Perrine still hasn't broke out shit as already back. I wouldn't, I haven't lost faith in him. He just hasn't gotten it. I don't think anybody should, you know, you could throw, you could throw D hop into Jerry Judy and court and Sutton and Judy and Sutton are still going to get their numbers, but be, but D hop is going to become number one. Yeah. That's going to change the whole damn gravitational cost of the NFL universe. Dalvin Cook could easily be a number one.
Speaker: in Denver. Was it running back? Yes. Oakland still got Josh Jacobs. Trying to look and see. Miami's pretty set. They could use a running back.
Speaker: New England is probably one of the most probable locations.
Speaker: New England would be a good spot for both of them to land if they played together.
Speaker: I don't think, yeah, I don't think New England's going to do it, but I think that would be a pretty cool spot because running back wise, they got, um, and no, and, and, and no, no shade on, uh, Ramad, what is it? Ramadre Stevenson. He's decent enough. I wouldn't say he, I'll give him a mid card running back, but he doesn't stay healthy. Uh, wide receivers. They do have juju Smith. They, they have Devontae Parker.
Speaker: That's about it. And Juju. And they were right there for the playoffs. They just got Juju in this offseason because Juju was with Kansas City. That's what I'm saying. They just got to the playoffs without Juju. They were right there without Juju. So he was already one leg up on last season. New York Jets.
Speaker: I wouldn't mess with, I like Michael Carter running back for you guys. That gets a beat. The Jets have a young roster. Yeah, but they got their wide receiver. Those two will be too much on that team. That team was good already right now. Yeah, your guys' wide receiver, of course, is full of veterans. Young. Young. Oh no, you got Allen Lazard. He's a vet. Cory Gates. What are you picking up? You're right, you're right. Randall Cobb. Okay, I forgot Randall Cobb. Garrett Wilson. Garrett Wilson. He's a rookie.
Speaker: Uh, not, not Randall Cobb. Randall Cobb's been in the league for 900 years at this point. Corey Dave. Yeah. Yeah. You got one young receiver. You got a veteran receiver court. I think you guys are good. Denver. We kind of talked about that. Kansas don't fuck with them. Kansas chemistry. Las Vegas is okay. I mentioned the chargers. Uh, they got Austin Eckler. If,
Speaker: He's just, he's injury prone, man. That's the only thing that I'm saying. Because he gets the ball. Wide receivers, Keenan Allen and Mike Williams. Yeah, I guess you're locked in there. Not bad. A dehop wouldn't hurt. Wouldn't hurt. A dehop and a Dalvin Cook combination and charges. Super Bowl. Super Bowl. Agree. Especially Justin Herbert. Baltimore is kind of locked in, I guess.
Speaker: JK Dobbins is yet to really, really explode onto the field. But I mean, they got Rashad Bateman was a good wide receiver. They just signed Odell Beckham. They just got Agalor. So they're good. You know what? Since he could use a running back because Joe Mixon's a mess.
Speaker: Listen to the Bengals, her walk. Cleveland don't need anything. I would take D -Hop. We don't need Dalvin Cook because what's going to happen to Dalvin Cook is the same thing that happened to Cream Hunt. Pittsburgh. Do you still riding high on Najee? I'm not buying Najee in Pittsburgh. You know what? Since he could use them. Since he could use them. Since he could use both of them. Since he could use both of them. And it will be bananas.
Speaker: I mean - No, they don't need the wide receiver. They don't need the wide receiver. They don't need, they don't need D -Hop because they got T Higgins and Jamar Chase and those guys are solid. Like I said, Joe Mixon, he's a - And Tyler Boyd. And Tyler Boyd. Okay. Do they still have Tyler Boyd? Yes, they do. I don't think they do. I'm looking at the roster now. I'm looking at it too and I don't see Tyler. I don't think Tyler Boyd's in Cincinnati anymore.
Speaker: What the hell? Um, it's he's not on the roster. What? But it doesn't say it doesn't show him going anywhere else.
Speaker: Yeah, so it's still sitting. He's just not showing up on the roster. I got him on mine. Yeah, I'm looking at Yahoo Sports. I'm looking at Cincinnati Bengals website. Yeah, so it's just not showing up, but it's I just pulled up a bunch of stuff and it's still showing them. So yeah, they don't need a wider seat.
Speaker: If you're talking to, and I'm looking at this purely as. The two of them together on the same team. Yes. So AFC North is out. Tennessee. They're not going to get rid of Derek Henry's there. So you're not going to mess with Derek Henry. I don't know what their water seers Jacksonville. Jacksonville is growing what they got. Yeah, I mean they got Travis.
Speaker: It's me. And then they also got to be Ernest Johnson. They got for Cleveland and he ain't no joke. Wider Sears, Christian Kirk, Calvin Ridley, and Zay Jones. So Jacksonville, you know, I wouldn't mess up that chemistry. Calvin Ridley went to Texas. I forgot about that. Yeah. Indy, yeah. Indy would be interesting. Well, it would be interesting. Well, Jonathan Taylor's an Indy. So he's not, he's number one. But who else they got?
Speaker: Zach Moss, those are your running backs, one and two. Jonathan Taylor is not going to be anything less than a number one guy. Wide receiver wise, they got Michael Pittman Jr., Alex. So, you know, they got Rashad Pyramid. So,
Speaker: Again, if we're looking at a package deal for the two of them. Exactly. That's what I'm looking at. Indy's not a good landing spot. Tennessee's not. Let's go ahead and jump on over to the NFC. Dallas, I think Dallas is pretty much sold on Tony Pollard. So that's going to wipe out the duo. Giants have Barkley. He's not going to be out of that number one spot.
Speaker: Now the damn Philadelphia Eagles have the Andre Swift. If the Eagles pick him up, that'll be overkill in Jesus. Yeah, and not to mention their one in two wide receivers are AJ Brown and Devontae Smith. Washington. Washington will be interesting.
Speaker: Oh yeah. I mean, Brian Robinson, Washington commanders in the same level as the Minnesota Vikings. They got their running back. One is Brian Robinson and he's a rookie. So, but then they got Terry McCluren. It's old and Curtis Samuel.
Speaker: That would be a good landing spot. Sounds like the Washington Command is already. I like that landing spot. Sounds like the Washington Command is already. Yep. That would be a good... So, Washington would be a cool landing spot. Under Ron Rivera. I like that. Yep. I like that. D -Hops obviously not going back to Arizona. LA Rams, they're pretty much established. I think the Rams would have been a good spot too.
Speaker: Cam Acres, would I take Dalvin Cook over Cam Acres? Yes. Absolutely. Dalvin Cook and Alva Camaro, the top two running back from the NFL to me. But there's also nothing wrong with their wide receiver core because they got Cooper Cup and backing up Cooper Cup. That's the key. That's why I'm sitting in the first place. That's why I'm sitting in the first place. Van Jefferson and Ben Skironic. What's up, dude? Yeah, I was here. Excuse me, did I? Yeah, two pieces.
Speaker: Okay. Yeah. You can have a snack and then you need to get in the shower and put cutting clothes on. So yeah, I would leave obviously LA's San Francisco solid Seattle is, don't mess with that. Seattle would be interesting too if they had to know. Yeah. But that would make them Superbowl ready too.
Speaker: Yeah, but I mean, DK Metcalf and Tyler Lockhart are already, you're one and two. And he will be a number three or compete for number two. I think DeHop would compete against Metcalf for one. Kenneth Walker. I mean, you could use, I just don't think the duo is going to work and that's kind of what I'm saying. No, I don't think they need it. That would be overkill. Working under the division.
Speaker: that might be a really cool place for any one of these guys. And I actually want to hold on for that for one second, because as I look at the division and in my head, I'm instantly thinking of the players that they have. I'm going to skip them and I'm going to go and I'm going to jump to the NFC South Tampa Bay. We already discussed. They have Chris Evans and Chris Scott or Mike Evans and Chris Godwin. They do. They're still down there. Isn't it is still down there. New Orleans.
Speaker: They got Alvin Kamara and Jamal Williams. Alvin Kamara and Dalvin Cook in the backfield. Yeah, but you got Jamal Williams down in New Orleans. That is a nuclear threat. They got Chris Alove and Michael Thomas.
Speaker: New Orleans Saints, they love their Ohio State Buckeyes. They do love their Ohio State Buckeyes because they draft very heavily from Ohio State every year. If New Orleans pulled those two and they got robbed of the Super Bowl, we can go ahead and throw a conspiracy theory out there all day long. So yeah, but I mean, I don't know. I like the Kamara and Jamal Williams.
Speaker: I'm good with it. Don't get me wrong, but I would want to cook an hour tomorrow on the same back. Yeah. Yeah. But I think what's going to happen is the same thing that happened in Cleveland. That is a nuclear threat. But I think with his finger on the button, we wish you would. Yeah, I agree. And their cars are quarterback now. But I think what they're going to run into is what happened with Jamal or not Jamal, Nick Chubb and Cream Hunt.
Speaker: You have a solidified number one guy. Yeah. So you're going to watch obviously if Kamara is still able to play because he's got some legal issues. But you're going to watch Dalvin Cook stock fall because he's not going to. And they just they just signed Jamal Williams. Fully understood in the title of what you're saying. That's what I'm saying. That's going to be.
Speaker: They're going to look like the Bucks when they went to the Super Bowl with everything they got on their squad. There will be no stopping them. And New Orleans has been waiting. They've been getting robbed of a Super Bowl. They've been getting robbed. So the others got to overkill just to get it. And I wouldn't even say nothing against that. They've been getting robbed. Actually, Leonard Fournette is not in Tampa Bay anymore.
Speaker: They have Rashad White and Chase Edmonds. They got Chase Edmonds from Miami. Rashad Penny, you said? No, Rashad. No, Penny's somewhere else. We talked about Rashad White. Rashad White. Patrick Laird. Chase Edmonds, yes. Rashad White's a rookie, but they have him. Ronnie Brown is still there. I remember Ronnie Brown from before. They have him listed as running back one, Chase Edmonds.
Speaker: And then they have Mike Evans and Chris Godwin. So you could throw D -Hop and Dalvin into the mix in Tampa. With Baker Mayfield, well, right now it's Kyle Tras' quarterback, Baker Mayfield. Well, this has got Baker Mayfield listening to this quarterback one right now. You know, they both could go down there. Yeah. They both could go down there.
Speaker: Because, well, and that's what Tampa has shown over, over the last couple of years is that you can have talented wide receivers all over the fucking place and they're going to spread the ball out. So, so that would, that wouldn't be a bad, that wouldn't be a bad landing spot. Could you imagine Mike Evans, Chris Godwin and, and, and, and, and D hop together. Red defense all day long. Yeah. And then, and then your backfield safety is in trouble.
Speaker: I would hate to be the safety for that squad. I would hate to be the safety for that squad. Obviously, we don't know anything about Richard White or Rashad White. He's a rookie this year. Chase Edmonds was not bad in Miami. But he's not a starter, in my opinion. He wasn't a starter in Miami. He was back up. I think he was also in Arizona at one point. So that would be a good landing spot for the duo.
Speaker: Obviously, Carolina's made a lot of moves in this off season. Yeah, they may start not Carolina will be it's Carol Sanders. They got miles Sanders and Chubba Hubbard running back one into wide receivers Adam feeling and DJ chart one into tight in Hayden Hurst.
Speaker: would I be mad if the duo went to Carolina? No, I damn sure wouldn't. Nah. I damn sure wouldn't. That would be another. That would be another. That would be another really good potential landing spot for those guys. Who's there running back? So, Carolina. Um, Miles Sanders and Chubba Hubbard. The type of a cook can easily take number one over both of those guys. And wide receiver they got feeling and who else? And wide receiver they got feeling and shark.
Speaker: D hop would be number one. The only be number two and shark would be number three. So we got Carolina, the commandos already and the Bucks. Carolina, the commanders, the Bucks, a couple other teams. I'm still sticking with Minnesota. That would be monstrous. We had Denver, we had Denver. And yeah, Denver and you know, even jacks. Well yeah, Jacksonville.
Speaker: I don't know if D hop would go back to Houston. But if he did, and nothing against the running backs, because Damien Pierce was a monster for Houston last year, they did pick up Devin Singletary.
Speaker: Yes. His numbers would have been so much better in Buffalo. Buffalo was a running team. They weren't. They're a passing team. And then at wide receiver, they have Robert Woods and Nico Collins. Right. D hop is number one over both of those guys all day long. And Dalvin Cook is number one over Pierce and Singletary all day long. And they got your man's from Alabama. Bryce Young.
Speaker: Talk about our Carolina Arizona. No, no, the Carolina take by show and Carolina got on shit down to that draft. Houston and Carolina were one and two. One got home homeboy from Ohio State and the other one got got Bryce young, right? Great show with the Carolina. Yes. OK, so old dude from Ohio State went to Houston.
Speaker: Which is who I thought who I thought Carolina should have took He's bigger stronger faster, but you know either way so I you know I'm gonna go ahead now as far as the as far as the AFC goes I'm gonna throw Denver and Houston into that mix Okay, I think I'm gonna go to commanders in the Viking still That's but that's for the AFC that's the AFC
Speaker: And I think we said Jacksonville too. We said too. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think we did say, I thought we said one other team. But as far as the AFC goes, I'm going to go my two landing spots, Denver and Houston for the duo. If they win as a duo, what's going on on bungalow? As a duo is what matters. That's the whole discussion that we're having. Yes. So in the NFC,
Speaker: I like the commanders. I really like the commanders. That would be sick. That would be sick. The Panthers would be sick. Tampa would be sick. Minnesota would be sick. I do like Carolina. And I do like Tampa. Yes. But I saved this one for last. The NFC North, Tony D. Chicago Bears. Chicago Bears. Or Green Bay. They're running backs. Deontay Foreman and Kaleo Harbor.
Speaker: They are not Dalvin Cook status. They're not Dalvin Cook status, but Khalil Herb is the future. They're wide receivers, DJ Moore, Darnell Mooney, and Chase Claypool. DJ Moore is going to be sick. DJ Moore was good in Carolina when Carolina was scrolling. Well, he also cost him that game against the Falcons last season.
Speaker: Yeah, uh, Mooney has been in Chicago. I am. He's only three years in. I'm not super impressed. Clay pulls three four three years in. He had some good. I'm not super impressed. I don't think he's anything. But. With Justin Fields. D hop Alvin Chicago.
Speaker: could be interesting because they got, they got some good, they got some good key players. I mean, if you put, if you put, um, if you put a DJ more, my, my right receiver one, two, and three would be hop D hop DJ and chase and Darnell Moody at number four. And then obviously Dalvin cook is absolutely going to be ahead of Deontay Foreman or Killa Harvard.
Speaker: And Justin Fields has proven more. I mean, I hate to say it because he's an Ohio state guy, but he's a fucking rock star, man. No, Justin Fields, the quarterback for Chicago. He's a good, the cat's got game, man. He's got future. He's their future. He is their future. So I wouldn't be mad at Chicago. We already said Minnesota. Let's take a peek at Detroit.
Speaker: Jared Goff quarterback. Jared Goff and Deena will be good. Right now, the only running back that they have listed is David Montgomery. Yeah, that's a problem right there. And he's listed as running back two. They don't even have a running back one. Now at wide receiver, they do have - You go to the church, that would be a fire. Amman Ross ain't Brown. Amman Ross ain't Brown's good.
Speaker: He's good. Jameson Williams and Marvin Jones Jr. Is that Marvin Jones? I know that name. Is that the old coach for fucking... No, it was Marvin Williams. This guy's got 11 years in league. Marvin Jones Jr. Yeah, he's been in the league for a minute. They go to Detroit, that would be it.
Speaker: Yeah, Detroit. I ain't mad at that. I like that. So they had the number one the playoff game and they do it. Yeah. Last but not least, the Green Bay Packers. Jordan loves the quarterback. Do they want to go? But here's the thing. Here's the thing. Do they want to be in that weather? Yeah, but here's the thing. Now they don't have wide receivers at all. But they do have two solidified monster running backs in Green Bay.
Speaker: and Aaron Jones and A .J. Dillon. Easy. Easy. That duo is not going to Green Bay. Easy. So basically in the conversation that we've had, I think we both kind of agree and like the idea of Denver and or Houston in the AFC, but it looks like the conversation that we've just had
Speaker: In our opinions, this is our opinion, and we're not experts, but it seems like the best place for these two gentlemen, if they were to play together, if they wanted to play together, would be the NFC, whether it be the commanders, which you and I both really like that. We like that spot. I mean, that would be awesome. We also both liked Chicago and Minnesota.
Speaker: Minnesota with the okey -doke. Tony kind of pulled that one out of nowhere and really kind of shook me up. First one that hit me. They right there. They right there to be in the Super Bowl. Yeah. Just pull that little fucking okey -doke on everybody. They right there to be in the Super Bowl. I said definitely. Yeah, but we also like the Bucks and in Carolina. So I mean, you know, it really looks like
Speaker: You know, we feel based off of our opinions that they're going to, if, if they play together as a duo and this is only as a duo, it's just them separately or anything like that. They're going to land somewhere in the NFC. Well, I mean, we had two teams in the AFC, we had Denver and in Houston that we liked, even though we don't think I'm throwing out the window. If they go to Houston, I'll be surprised.
Speaker: But in the NFC, we had Washington, Minnesota with the Okeydoke, Detroit, Chicago, Carolina, or Tampa Bay. I mean, we had six potential landing spots in NFC for these guys as a duo.
Speaker: Again, you know, players say they want to play with each other a lot in the NFL. It's not the NBA. You know, it's not the NBA where you say I want to play with somebody and the NBA is going to make it happen. The NFL, they've got a salary cap. They got to, they got to work on numbers and they also got to look at the people that they're already. And that's what I said, as much as I would love for D hop to come to Cleveland, and I know that him and Deshaun want to play together again.
Speaker: I don't think Cleveland has the money and I'm not holding my breath. I'm not thinking it's gonna happen. I'm not holding my breath on it happening. Would I be excited if it happened? Hell yeah. You're gonna give me, you're gonna give me Deshaun Watson and let him throw the ball to David and Joku, Amari Cooper, Donovan Peoples Jones, Elijah Morgan and D -Hup. And then you're gonna have Nick Chubb in the backfield.
Speaker: I'll take that all day long. I'm taking what we have already. D hop is a fucking bonus at the end of the day. Yes. Yes. D hop is D hop is if you're a salesman and you busted your ass all year round and then you get that bonus check at the end of the seat at the end of the year, you're the number one salesman in the company and you get that big fat. That's what D hop is to me in Cleveland right now. I agree. We don't need him.
Speaker: Thought we wouldn't be bad if we got him. And I like what New York's got going on. I mean, they got some older cats in New York. They got some vets. And I wouldn't fuck up the chemistry. For you being a Jets fan. Giants were not even in my damn read -off.
Speaker: No, and the only reason that I took the Giants out because we were talking specifically as duos and they're not gonna bounce Barkley for Dalvin. It's the same thing with Indy. Indy's not gonna bounce Jonathan Taylor for Dalvin. When those guys are healthy, Jonathan Taylor and Saquon Barkley are monsters.
Speaker: Um, you know that they have had some, uh, some injury issues and stuff like that. You know, obviously Jonathan Taylor missed almost an entire season. I think Barkley missed it almost an entire, uh, a couple of years ago, because I know when our fan in my fantasy football league, I had a guy who had both Saquon and Jonathan Taylor, and they both went down in the same season and it fucked him. But when they're, when they're healthy,
Speaker: Those are guys, especially in those offenses, because those offenses, they don't really have a great pass game or a great passing court. They have a mediocre mid -card passing court that's going to get the job done to a certain degree.
Speaker: Cleveland was like that for a long time. As they started to get better, Cleveland was relying on that run game because when Nick Chubb had 100 plus yards rushing, they won. Give him the ball. He didn't hit 100 yards rushing. Give him the ball. It was 50 -50 whether they won or lost. But if he had 100 yards on the ground, it was a lock that Cleveland was winning the game.
Speaker: Now we don't have to rely so heavy on Nick Chubb. I think we might see a slight fall in Nick Chubb numbers.
Speaker: Or with the addition of this wide receiving core, and I'm speaking as a Cleveland Browns fan, and the addition of Deshaun Watson, we might see even more out of Nick Chubb because he's gonna have more explosive plays. But the wide receivers and the tight ends are still gonna be doing their job enough to where Cleveland doesn't have to rely so much on the shoulders. Open that hole and let them go.
Speaker: Yep. And it was the same thing that, you know, the defense. Now we have a defensive line that you got guys that want to play with Miles Garrett and you have guys that are going to, that know they're going to get numbers, but they're going to make sure like, like that cat that we signed and he's like, look, I don't mean, I don't, I don't have no problem whatsoever being the Robin to Miles Garrett's Batman. Cause he's going to eat, but I'm going to eat too.
Speaker: You know, we both gonna eat. You know, at the end of the day, we all at the same table and we all leaving with our bellies full. Exactly. So. We're getting ready for bed, man. Get your clothes up. Get your clothes up. I'm gonna drop down. This has been cool as always. Get him ready for bed. Go to bed, little boy. Get him up in the morning.
Speaker: He got to drop him off and his mom's in the morning. No, no, she's still down there with my stepdaughter. Oh, so I got him for the rest of this week still. So we got to work in the morning. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, you drop him. You get him ready for baby. You drop down. I got another hour to fill. We'll see what I talk about. Alright. I'm gonna take a real quick break. I'm gonna take a real quick break because I got a pee. I'm gonna grab a couple more beers. Oh, let's see. Let's just grab something here.
Speaker: Let's do this. I like this. My man Tommy Johansson with his cover of Skid Rose 18 and Life.
Speaker: Ricky was a young boy He had a heart of snow Linging on to finally work his finger to the bone Just then he had a school Came from the edge of town For like a switchblade Don't want to take him down No, he had no money No, no unit
Speaker: Walk the streets of soldier and enforce your world alone and your wit 18 and life you got it 18 and life you know Your crime is time and it's 18 and life you know 18 and life you got it 18 and life you know Your crime is time and it's
Speaker: Take it out in its heartbeat, his face unjustly He kept his motor running, but he never kept him clean They said he loved adventure, we kissed the wild one He married trouble, had a culture where to go
Speaker: You can't think of dying when the bottle's your best friend and now it's 18 in life, you got it 18 in life, you know Your crime is time and it's 18 in life to go 18 in life, you got it 18 in life, you know Your crime is time and it's 18 in life to go
Speaker: Existence will happen May your heart hurt what you say And finally, take shots
Speaker: Ain't even like you got it Ain't even like you know Your crime is time and it's Ain't even like you know Your crime is time and it's
Speaker: All right. Didn't mean to start that again. My apologies. My apologies. Welcome back to Nonsense. Go to Nonsense, everybody. Tony had to dip out. He had to put the little man to bed. Dad duties. You understand? Being a parent, man. The joys of parenting.
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Speaker: It was a, you can tell the football season is getting close. I know it's still a couple months away, ladies and gentlemen. But Mondays, if we don't get the conversation out on Sundays, on Mondays, be prepared and be ready.
Speaker: We're going to have football talk on Monday, so it was a very heavy first two hours football conversation. But a lot of you guys really don't care for that. It is what it is. That's OK. There are some people who do enjoy the football talk, but a football guy, Tony's football guy. Tony is more.
Speaker: And this is, this is not a date. It's not a date where I shot, don't anybody take it the wrong way. Tony is more fan, football guy. And I'm more, I have that fan element in me, but I'm more numbers and stats and, and, and.
Speaker: and, and, and production and stuff like that. I don't need to know. Oh, I don't want to hear older. They're not giving them the ball. Oh, he's not this way. There's a reason why he's not getting a ball and I'm going to break it down for you. I'll break it down for you. If I have to stat my fucking stat. But any who, any who, hopefully you guys have enjoyed the first couple hours, if not,
Speaker: You're once listening to nonsense. Well nonsense, you know, we just do random fucking goof up goofery to fuckery to fuckery Some along those lines Oh got to I Know tomorrow night is not enough time for me to come up with a Topic or subject actually I probably could actually I know I could I
Speaker: Maybe tomorrow night, maybe Thursday night. We'll have the second episode of... Maybe tomorrow night. I think I'll just watch our social media.
Speaker: Watch our social media. I'll put it out there. If I do the second episode of the Glick show tomorrow night, because I already have a topic in mind and I don't even need to look anything up or do any research. But I am looking forward to having fun with that. Looking forward to having some fun with that, trying to come up with new ideas and new subjects.
Speaker: And they said the other thing, and maybe having guests on, I mean, obviously my main focus is having guests on this show and bringing people to this show and introducing people to this show. But there's also going to be certain subjects and topics that I'm going to talk about that I want to do on my own, because I know that at the end of the day, call it egotistical, call it whatever you want to call it. But I know I'm going to have the floor.
Speaker: have the mic the whole time, but I would like to bring certain guests on and get their opinions and their, their, their thoughts and feelings and stuff like that. You know what I mean? A little something, a little something, a little something. But maybe tomorrow night, maybe tomorrow night, maybe I'll do that tomorrow night. I only got to fill an hour at the most, an hour and a half, minimal hour. Just watch the socials.
Speaker: I'm just saying. Oh my goodness. Trying to think of what I can spill the beans about. Beyond Lookout, we may be on more platforms as a show, as a whole. I am working on some guests, hopefully here very soon.
Speaker: We might have a cat on here very soon. And I might end up just turning Jeff and Tony's mics off and him and I just going at it while we're on the show. Not going at it in a bad way, but just having fun and rocking and rolling. I don't think, I know Tony's not ready for him. Jeff could probably hang, but.
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Speaker: a whole bunch of videos, reviewing toys and games. And sometimes he cleans his dolls. I don't know. It's a Gen Xers wet dream. And last but not least, I know he don't give me no love no more. He don't show me no love. He don't like me. But my man smoked. Sunday night,
Speaker: smoke what's Sunday night smoke yeah yeah Sunday night smoke check them out on YouTube and IG Sunday night smoke go show all those guys some love man go show all those people there's they're in our circle they'll show them some love give them a follow give them a like give them a listen let's get to the chatter's box bungalow controversial question does Trump go to jail
Speaker: I got two answers for you. My first answer is no. They've been doing this shit for six years now. It's the same song and dance. They're looking for a reason to derail his presidency, to derail his run, his campaign. No, he doesn't go to jail. Take number two, Donald Trump with the Okeydoke because
Speaker: On paper, there is not a law that says you cannot run for president when you are incarcerated. The Okidoke Twisteroo M. Night Shamalama Ding Dong, Donald Trump goes to jail, runs for president, and wins as a prisoner. And then he pardons himself.
Speaker: Does Bud Light recover? If yes, what year? I think Bud Light is gonna recover. And I think, and I personally don't fucking care. I've had this conversation, I've said this a million times. And hey, bungalow, they're looking out, bro.
Speaker: or sis, I honestly don't know if you're a dude or a chick, but I feel like we need to have you on the show. Good looking out because I'm just stammering and stammering around and you're going to give me something to talk about. So cheers to you. Good looking out. Does Bud Light recover? I think they do. I think by this time next year,
Speaker: much like anything else in the day and age that we live in, you have to factor in attention spans and people's level of aggravation and frustration. I think by this time next year, Bud Light's gonna be fine. Well, fair enough. Well, thank you, ma 'am.
Speaker: It's ma 'am. I'm just kidding. All right, there we go. I like it. We'll take it. If you say so, I don't know any better. Either way, we'd love to have you on the show one night. Not tonight because it's almost over, but you can come in and hang out with us.
Speaker: Yeah, absolutely. Anheuser -Busch is one of the biggest beer production companies in the world. If you look at their umbrella of beers that are under their umbrella and companies that are there, they're going to be just fine. Budweiser and Budlight, obviously the
Speaker: Budweiser obviously the face of of the franchise of of Anheuser -Busch but like coming in number two like like like president and vice president
Speaker: Bud Light, Budweiser president, Bud Light, you know, vice president. So they're going to take all this heat. By this time next year, most people aren't even going to be worried about it. Yeah, they did lose billions of dollars. Yeah. I can literally go into Speedway right now and buy a case of beer and they are giving you with your speedy rewards card, five or $6 off of a case of Bud Light. Bud Light or Budweiser, they're giving you $5 right off the rip.
Speaker: with a speedy reward card. And then you're getting a mail -in rebate for $11 or something shit like that. So you're essentially paying in Ohio. I don't know where it is anywhere else, but in Ohio, you're essentially paying five, six bucks for our case of Budweiser or Bud Light or Budweiser Bud Light products. So by this time next year, I think they'll be fine. I think they're gonna, I don't know that they're going to be fully recovered from their loss.
Speaker: but I think you're gonna be back on the upswing. Me personally, I don't give a fuck. I drink Miller Lite. I've said it a million times. I started drinking Miller Lite when I was going back to the gym. I don't like the way Budweiser makes me feel now. I drink six Budweisers. I keep doing that. And I wake up the next day and I just feel like ass. I can drink 12, 20, 70 of these and I feel fine.
Speaker: So, but that was another reason I switched to Miller Lite. And I was drinking Michelob Ultra Lite. Again, under the Budweiser umbrella. I like Michelob Ultra Lite, but I can get 12, 16 ounce pounders for 13 bucks and eight Michelob Ultra Lite.
Speaker: 16 ounce pounders is 20. Do the math. It's beer economics, ladies and gentlemen. And that's in the Glictionary. That's a word I made up. It's beer economics. You do the buck and beer math. 12 16 ounce equals da da da da da or a 12 ounce for that equals da da da da. And I save X amount of dollars by buying those. So, and these are pretty good.
Speaker: So absolutely. I think Budweiser and Anheuser and Budlight 100 % recovered. It'll take them a few more years. I think it'll take them two, three years max to recover the money loss or recuperate from the money loss, but they're going to recover. They're going to bounce back. Uh, you, you, you, you can't stop a steamroller. And as far as beer sales and, and, and, and, and, and, and,
Speaker: and money and stuff like that. Anhyzer is the top dog because like I said, look at who's under their umbrella. Michelob, Corona, I think Modella, Bush, and so many other beers, but then it's under the Anhyzer umbrella. So, you know, Coors Light, Miller Light. Miller Light's brewed here in Ohio as well. And I like it. I enjoy it a lot.
Speaker: They're their their own they're kind of their own entity, but I mean shout out to Bud Light and Anheuser Maybe this was all part of your fucking plan at the end of the day You've created a monster you created a new juggernaut with Miller light and Coors light So
Speaker: See the last comment there bungalow But um It is what it is, you know, it's it's it's like everything in this world You know everybody's mad at Ford right now because they turned a Mustang into an electric SUV and
Speaker: I love the Ford Mustang. I have loved the Ford Mustang my entire life. I think it's a beautiful car. And I don't know what they did. And everybody got mad at him. But everybody's still fucking paying out the ass for a fucking bullshit ass Ford. I grew up a Ford guy. Now I'm a Chevy guy. It is what it is. I love my Chevy's.
Speaker: look good. Can't wait until I trade my Equinox in from a Colorado. That'll be awesome and then when the Colorado goes, bye bye. It's big boy. **** off truck time. Cross the windshield and the back window. So, so nobody has to has to wonder. Yes, I'm compensating.
Speaker: Because when I get rid of the Colorado, it will be a brand new Chevy 2500, four by four quad cab, big ass fuck off truck. And I want it in blue or black. I want my Colorado blue or black, but I want that big Chevy and blue or black. Cause Chevy's got a sexy blue man, but
Speaker: also gots to get mama her jeep, her jeep wrangler. I promised her I'd get her a jeep wrangler. So I guess I might have to start an OnlyFans for not only a tattoo fun, but also a jeep wrangler fun. Because I want to get I got to get my arms finished. I want to get my chest and back done.
Speaker: She's got some tasks that she wants. We got a couple of tasks that we want to get together. So be on the lookout for this goofy bastards only fan page to pay for tattoos and a Jeep Wrangler.
Speaker: As soon as I used to think Mama was joking about me starting the NOLI fans, but as of recently, I think she's pretty goddamn serious. I know. She was my doggo, hi doggo. She used to be hers, now she's mine. She likes me better.
Speaker: Yeah, that's my world. Tattoos and Jeeps. What happened to the Chevy truck? What Chevy truck? What do you mean, what happened to the Chevy truck? I never had a Chevy truck. I had a Chevy Cruze that I bought brand new in 2017.
Speaker: And I had that for about four years. Yeah, right around four years. Or no, yeah, just a little over four years. And last year, actually, I think we're coming up on our one -year anniversary. Let's check and see here. I think...
Speaker: Up until recently, it's pretty sad. My most successful relationship up until recently was with my Chevy Cruze. My Chevy Cruze. Oh, yeah. No. Yeah. No, it is. It is. In the last five years, my most successful relationship
Speaker: was with my Chevy Cruz. I had it for four years. I traded that almost a year ago. It's got to be popping up in my memories at some point here very soon for my Equinox. And then in about another two years, I'm going to trade my Equinox for the Chevy Colorado. And I'm very specific about what I want.
Speaker: And I know it'll, it'll be two years old. It'll be used, but I want the 2023 Chevy Colorado. I think it's a ZR two. Yeah. ZR two. Um, so it's, it's, it's like a, it's like a, it's like the equivalent of a Ford ranger in the Chevy world.
Speaker: Uh, but it's a quad cab lifted roll bar, all the bells and whistles. And I want it in blue or black. That's what I'm going to get next. And then after my son turns 18 and graduates high school, that's when I get my big boy truck. I haven't had it. I have not had a full size truck.
Speaker: Fuck, it's been about 15 years. About 15 years. My last full -size truck was a 92 Ford F -150 4x4. So yeah, Chevy mid -size performance truck. That's the Colorado. That's what I'm getting next.
Speaker: Fuck, who knows? I might fall in love with that goddamn truck and then trade it up for a brand new one after four years or three years or whatever, and not even get the Chevy 2500. But that's my goal. That is my goal. That is my present to myself. Once the kids are all grown, once they're all on their own, once they're doing their thing, that is, that is my goal.
Speaker: It might be sooner. I don't know how, who knows? Maybe eventually somebody will come and see this podcast and go, holy shit, we wanna assign you guys to a multi -year contract to give you a stupid absurd amount of money and then I'll just go buy a big fucking jack off truck and for myself and a Jeep for the wifey and cars for the kids. And the house.
Speaker: Don't buy me a goddamn compound. Don't buy me like 400 acres. And mama and I will be in the back and then we'll just give all five of our kids houses on the property somewhere. What you're talking about is you. I didn't know you snuck in here.
Speaker: I don't think the podcast is going to get signed for a multimillion dollar deal anytime soon. But if it happens, if it happens, that's the plan. Middle daughter wants to cheat. Girl. Are you by yourself? Because everybody left. What kind of car do you want? A Tesla?
Speaker: What you want? What kind of car you want to if, if, if the podcast tomorrow was signed to like multimillion dollar multi -year contract and I bought a bunch of property and I built houses for everybody. What kind of car would you want for when you started driving? Oh, you want to the horseshoe that, that big long peaks. Oh, you want to charge her. Yeah.
Speaker: You want an old school charger or one of the new ones? Or your old school muscle car? We'll have a 1970 Dodge Charger. What is it? 1970 Dodge Charger.
Speaker: Nineteen. Nineteen. Seventy. Mm hmm. Target. Just use your, use your microphone. That. Ah, Sufi. Yep, that. Yep, that's the charger. Or do you want a 68 Impala like Dan and, or like Dan. Like, like Dean had in Supernatural. That's the only one. That's the one you want? You want the, uh,
Speaker: 1970. All right. Charger. Elephant. Or that one. Or that one. Okay. Got a got a got a muscle car. We are in Glick show territory now. 20 minutes deep. I know that actually actually Rick
Speaker: I was just talking about that, uh, when we came back from the music break and I said, I think, I think maybe tomorrow night I'm going to do episode two. Cause I have a conversation that I don't have to do any research on. I can just talk. He's ready for postseason. He's never been hunting. I haven't been, it's been years since I've been hunting.
Speaker: It has been years since I've been out. I would love to go out, uh, hunting again. I didn't do, I didn't do gun season. Fucking cold up here in Ohio for deer season. And I don't want to get up at five o 'clock in the morning and go freeze my ass off. I always got, I always got called, uh, what's going on, miss Krista? Uh, I always got, uh, I always got called out for tracking. Um, I was one of the, uh,
Speaker: Oh, excuse me. What the hell is this? Out of all my buddies, I was always the best tracker. So house photo would ring during deer season. And I, and if it was for me, I knew that I had to go track a goddamn deer, but I never got into
Speaker: That's a dangerous world to be in, Ms. Krista. But I did like bow hunting. Brandon Rick, I'd appreciate you asking. Is it still the long one? Hold on a second.
Speaker: I have to, shit, it only gives me 21 seconds. Actually, I'm gonna go ahead and play this as an interlude, or interlude thing, but I have to. But yes, and I'll come back and I'll tell you what the topic is. From the cavalry, no fighting. No! No fighting. No fucking fighting. No fighting. No fucking fighting!
Speaker: Good. Hit the f***ing...
Speaker: I don't know. Come on down. All right. I'm sorry about that. I had to go recycle some beer. What going on? Plus find out a friend of a friend, someone I knew of and hung around once or twice. Oh, shit.
Speaker: I am sorry to hear about that, Ms. Kristin. I'm sorry to hear about that, girl. That's fucking tough. That sucks. Topic of the Glitch show tomorrow night. What's tomorrow night? I'm going to record the Glitch show. Do you do it on this? Yep. It's my show that I do by myself then.
Speaker: It's kind of like, doesn't Tony do one for himself? Tony does like 473 shows by himself. I know that he does one about football. Yeah, he does football. He does a music show and then he just does talk. Then he also used to do a gun one. No, Tony don't like guns. And then there was Jeff. No, Jeff didn't do a gun one either. I saw someone with the people that he named the gun show.
Speaker: Well, unfortunately, they don't feel like people are out there for but
Speaker: Right now, Rick, to answer your question, what is the topic of the next Luke show? The topic of the next Luke show, I have decided because I can do it quick and easy with no research and I can just talk about it. Guns, next show. Internet haters, internet haters that hide behind their keyboards and hate on you from a distance.
Speaker: and whether they know you or they don't know you. I think that's what we're going to talk about. So tomorrow night, tune in, I don't know, seven, eight o 'clock. I think we can still do eight o 'clock for episode number two of The Glitch Show. And we'll talk about some internet haters.
Speaker: There'll probably be a lot of just kind of talking about this and that and making fun of them and laughing at them because they're clowns But I guarantee you they'll be watching And they'll be getting butt hurt Yeah, I got my my hype woman in the background
Speaker: I don't know if you guys can hear or not. They'll be watching, they'll be listening, and they'll be talking, and I still won't know who the fuck they are. Because there's so many people who hate this show, who's never listened to it, couldn't pick me out of the lineup.
Speaker: Absolutely. Ring of Rick, you know, as much as we joke and we bust each other's balls and we have our, our, our podcast heat, our podcast beef and smoke, if you will, if they're watching, you're, you're putting, you're, you're, you're giving us numbers at the end of the day.
Speaker: You know, we, we, we joke around with each other. You know, those, those of you guys who've been around long enough, you know, that random Rick, that's my boy. That's my guy. He's been on our show a couple of times. Uh, I've made one appearance on his show. My bad. I apologize. I suck. I'm the worst rivals. Hashtag. You don't want the smoke.
Speaker: Miss Krista, I am sorry to hear about all that. That is, that, that sucks. Um, you know, if you, you know better than anybody else, you know, if you want to talk, if you need to reach out to somebody, I'm right here. I've always have been, you're like my little sister. There's a lot going on in your world right now.
Speaker: And trust me, the the the NSN family will absolutely I learned that lesson one night I was live on tiktok and and a young lady came in there and I said young lady because she's she's still in high school and she was going through some shit and I could not believe
Speaker: the amount of people on our live, or my live, I was live by myself, the amount of people that put their social media and their Snapchats and everything out there for her, including myself. And I have had conversations with this young lady, because sometimes you just need to realize that there's people out there that, even if they don't know you,
Speaker: I kind of talked about that last Thursday night on on the Glick show. A lot of people are too afraid to reach out and there's nothing wrong with that. But. Know that there are people out there. And it's Christian outside of myself. You know you got a whole mess of friends from way back in the periscope days girl. That you could talk to.
Speaker: Even some of them that are really brash and kind of assholes, you know, when it comes down to it, when it comes down to being real, like Hoss. God love him. That cat's a mess, but.
Speaker: you know, and I know lately I'm not the greatest that I am fucking terrible about social media but I will respond to certain people.
Speaker: But as far as the real deal, NSN, nonsensical nonsense, core group, our friends of this show, the guys, the men and women that are here. Every show, regardless of who's here, we all have kind of the same feeling. We all got you.
Speaker: Not any of you. Except Random Ray. Fuck that guy. Fuck Random Ray. And his dirty ass. I can't help myself. Anywho, but yeah, yeah, so so probably tomorrow night. Actually, no, probably definitely tomorrow night. Tune in. It's all the same social media because fuck Random Ray.
Speaker: You know, I've told Tony and I've told Jeff, you know, Tony's doing so much. Tony's got a lot on his plate. He's doing a lot of things. But I've said it a lot. I've said it a lot. I want to create a network, a nonsensical network.
Speaker: And, you know, apparently the click shows gonna be the first show that becomes a part of that network. That's a good thing, but it's a bad thing because once again, my ego and being a narcissistic prick is gonna be under fire because the first show under the umbrella is my show.
Speaker: But these guys have had two years to come up with content. Two years to come up with shows. Actually more than two years, over two years to come up with shows, to come up with content, to come up with something to put under the umbrella. And it took me getting my balls busted for two goddamn years about doing a solo show before we finally get the first show under the umbrella.
Speaker: So we'll be on all of our normal social media, the Twitch, the TikTok, the Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Spotify, all that jazz. Actually, my first episode on Spotify is doing pretty well. It's actually smacking our last three episodes of this show right in the goddamn face. So that's kind of cool.
Speaker: But yeah, I like when the odds are stacked against me. Three versus one. And I'm winning. And don't you fuckers try to twist this and turn this into something weird. And you be quiet too, ma 'am. She can't hear me. Three on one.
Speaker: So I am out of that. Shout out to you guys. Shout out to you guys who tuned in and who are checking out the first episode. Controversy. The great Eric Bischoff once said,
Speaker: controversy sales, get out of your boat and sail. Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me. Great Eric Bischoff who ran WCW and then he was in WWE, this is a wrestling talk, but he wrote a book, Controversy Sails.
Speaker: And if you want controversy, I like it. Don't you bite me bitch. I can be controversial. What? What? What? I'm a dog over here. You wanna come say hi? Come here. You wanna come say hi? Come here. Come here.
Speaker: Hey, nobody's stabbing my daughter with a samurai sword. Dizzy. I think I've talked about as much as I can talk tonight. I have to get up and go to work in the morning.
Speaker: What do you guys want to hear tonight? What do you want to cover? You want some Blacktop Mojo to wrap the show up tonight? What y 'all want, man? I got Blacktop Mojo for days, man. We got Lanny Gardner with her cover of Fleetwood Mac's Dreams. Steven Seagulls.
Speaker: Hell with that name. Thunderstruck. Last night with their cover of Morgan Wallens. Oh wait, I'm sorry. Or last night with their cover of Morgan Wallens last night. Sunglasses at night, Cory Hoare cover. The Clever Lees, No Diggy Journey by Eva Under Fire.
Speaker: separate ways, kiss from a rose, goes metal, you know what actually I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do this just because I really like Eva under fire. I'm gonna do journey separate ways. I really like Eva under fire and this chicken fucking whale. We ain't played it in a hot minute. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out.
Speaker: Hopefully you enjoyed the show tonight, even the last hour of bullshit. I know we had a lot of football conversation, a lot of football talk. If you're not already, go ahead and I don't know why my nose is so much tonight.
Speaker: If you're not already, go ahead and follow us on all the social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Don't forget to hang out with us live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays, our brand new time, 7 p .m. Eastern. Get in the chatters box, shoot your shit. And if you can't listen to us live, go ahead and check us out on all them podcast platforms, including Spotify,
Speaker: Oh, and nonsense will nonsense podcast. Give us follow, give us like, give us a listen and be so kind. Give us a share. And if you're following us on social media, drop a line and say hello. Hit us in the comments. Say what's up. If you want to hear us talk about something, let us know.
Speaker: Hit us up on the social medias. Let us know if you want to hear a conversation or whatever you guys, you know, I love the, I personally, I can't speak for the other guys. I love the chatters box. I love you guys being here. I love you guys hanging out and having fun with us. I love you guys chit chatting with us. I love you guys adding to the show. Uh, bungalow. I was kinda, I was just kind of reaching tonight.
Speaker: You hit me up with a couple of topics we got on a roll. That was awesome. Like I said, uh, hit up the comments, hit up the direct messages and let us know if you've got anything you want us to talk about. I'm on, I handle all the social media. So if you put something in there, I will put it into the show. Or if you just want to say hi, just say hi. And I'll tell the guys, Hey.
Speaker: Uh, you know, uh, uh, ghost flu was in the, was in the comments or send us a DM and said, hi. Oh, and nonsensical nonsense. We're all friends. Ain't no need to be shy or, and, or, and, or anonymous. And when that being said, a little journey, separate ways, but even under fire.
Speaker: Sure.
Speaker: Love will find you Break those chains that find you One night will remind you How we touch that with our separate ways If she ever heard you True love won't be heard you You know I still love you How we touch that with our separate ways
Speaker: Where's your love? You'll never walk alone Take care my love Where's your love? Some days love will find you Break those chains that find you
Speaker: Don't we touch and waste our separate ways? If she ever hurt you Two loves won't even hurt you You know I still love you Don't we touch and waste our separate ways?
Speaker: There's love inside you Break those chains outside you One night, we'll revive you Can she ever hurt you? True love won't die
Speaker: Don't mind me. I'm just Snapchatting a fellow Cincinnati Reds fan. Not Snapchatting. Facebook. Coming in.
Speaker: fucking song first performance. I love that goddamn song. Eva Under Fire or Eva Under Fire did a phenomenal cover of that song. Chris Daltrey and my girl from Hailstorm, Izzy Hale, they just did a cover of it a couple months back, which is just fucking disgusting. But I love Journey.
Speaker: Steve Perry. Nobody's going to ever be able to do what Steve Perry does. I want that being said, ladies and gentlemen, this is nonsensical nonsense podcast. I'm click. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Appreciate y 'all listening. I done told you once before the song started. I'm going to tell you again, go ahead and check us out on all them social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and tick tock.
Speaker: Don't forget to come hang out with us live on YouTube every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday, 7 p .m. Eastern time. Get in the chat box, shoot the shit with us. And if you can't listen to us live, go ahead and check out the replays and listen to us on Spotify. And everywhere you listen to podcasts, all that nonsensical nonsense podcasts. Give us a follow, give us a like, give us a listen, and don't forget to give us a share. Awesome.
Speaker: Turn your goddamn notifications on. You sons of bitches. That way, you know what we do when we do how we do, baby, baby. And the words of Jeffrey, and he says, Tony done told y 'all sons of bitches, you done heard him tell you, I'm not gonna repeat it. The big dog would tell you guys,
Speaker: He's out and down down. Stan would say something about he's going to pet his wife and beat his dog. I'm really not quite sure what's going on in Stan's world. Maybe he's going to, I don't know. And this guy right here is going to tell you to be good. We'll be good at it. Goodbye, motherfuckers.
Speaker: Just right near the chatters box to tell him to yell at me and tell me you hit the button. Hit the button! What's in the button?
