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BONUS! Ep. 258: Episode #258: “The Best, Most Sarcastic, Anti-Woke, Anti-Globalist Episode of 2023!"  image

BONUS! Ep. 258: Episode #258: “The Best, Most Sarcastic, Anti-Woke, Anti-Globalist Episode of 2023!" 

S5 E258 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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*THIS WEEK:* 


  • Kellogg’s!: “Theyyyy’re WOKE!”
  • Jada Pinkett Smith: “Worst. Wife. Ever.”
  • “My End of the Year Open Letter to Amateur Nation”.


*On “A la Carte”:* New York isn’t expensive enough, Megan Rapinoe goes woke, chokes, THEN goes broke, marking yourself “safe”, and time to shut down the Ivy League.


*On “3 Pro Things”:* one major appliance that SHOULD run on electricity, Oprah gets served, and a special Pro Thing for year’s end.


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*WATCH* the parody song: “My Prez” on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIJjjZLd3q0

*WATCH* the parody song: “He’s So Stupid (And We Hate That)”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kT8nBvvPl8

*WATCH* the parody song: “Oh, Say AOC!”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARSBDPysq5g&list=PLGw14MGhRN476V1fiL_Hn_i3cUNZtKLkT&index=6

*WATCH* the parody song: “We Want LA”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vQOSyZRXts

*WATCH* the video: “30 Things That Are Like Driving a Prius”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNKgabFyGMw

*WATCH* the parody commercial: “Teachers Gone Wild!”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWUEnfGQJKs&list=PLGw14MGhRN476V1fiL_Hn_i3cUNZtKLkT&index=4

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Transcript

Dissatisfaction in Amateur Nation

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Amateur Nation simply can't be on the same planet with people who don't have the exact same thoughts, beliefs, anxieties, neuroses.
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It's a life of literally never being satisfied and certainly not happy.

Pro Nation's Perspective on Amateur Nation

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Amateur Nation, do what you want, but we in Pro Nation are never gonna understand it or like it, nor want to understand it, nor have the time to understand your sad life because we're

Analogy of Attractions in Nations

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not you.
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You know how you're only attracted to the same sex?
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Okay, that's us.
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in reverse.
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So get over yourselves.

The Burden of Recognition in Amateur Nation

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You'll be a lot happier if you go through life with the attitude of, go f*** yourself.
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But you, an amateur nation, you guys give all the f***s. You have no more f***s to give.
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Literally, you're f***ed out.
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Everything and everyone is oppressed.
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Everything and everyone needs respect, salutes, and a specialty recognition day, week, or month of the year.

Roots of Anxiety in Amateur Nation

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You wonder why you have anxiety?
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You were raised and taught by the wrong people.
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You're your own worst enemy.
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That's why you suck.
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Idiot.