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Speaker: Hey, y 'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are short, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, from my helmet's on tight. Baby, we about to rizm with the tism, let's get with it. right Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.
Speaker: but What, baby? Yeah, that second clip, not so true. Your box is not full right now, cause because sick, everybody. I'm not sick. You're dead. I'm a ghost.
Speaker: a I died and now I'm a ghost. I'm a ghost host. wo Good. Then there's no excuses. that o Don't be afraid. I'm a friend. Somebody call fucking Scooby Doo.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. What's going on, everybody? Every Saturday, it is not physical nonsense. Hey, Jeff. That's me. I'm the formerly alive host known as Glick. Now I'm just coast coast to coast with Ghost Glick. What? You remember that show? Space Ghost. I love Space Ghost, Coast Ghost. I love that shit. I don't know why. Coast Glick, Ghost, Coast to Coast. There you go. That would make you that weird little alien guy.
Speaker: ah Yeah, he was a Pragmantis. Yeah, whatever. He was an angry little fucker. um Yeah. Facts on facts, I guess. You're an angry little fucker, too. What was his name? It's been driving nuts. It was like something weird, like, Cragger, Fragger. Wasn't it? Or am I way off balance? No, no, I don't think you're wrong. um I thought it was a weird name, but it was short.
Speaker: Yeah. So Space on Coast, Coast Coast, his co -host. Yeah. The Space Coast was kind of a, he wasn't, we we're we're confident individuals. Some people confuse that with being ego maniacs, but we're just, we have confidence. Zork. Zork. Ah, there it is. Yeah, there it is. I was in the,
Speaker: Ballpark ish. I knew I was a little off base, but I was in the ballpark ish. He was an instructed insectoid bandleader. So he technically was a he was he was kind of the what's what's the guy from? What's the dog guy from from fucking? yeah can David Letterman. Yeah. it was leatherman Yeah. He was kind of that that guy. Yeah. Or or Guillermo from what's his fuck nuts?
Speaker: Uh, we're great with names tonight. We're killing it. Oh, you're the guy yeah with the bald head. He kind of looks like Harry Mandel. What the fuck? Now I got to look that up too.
Speaker: mom Robin had a crush on him and in, in, in, uh, I met your mother. Her younger self had a crush on that guy. Oh, what the hell was his goddamn name?
Speaker: that Anywho, we'll figure it out. We'll get back to you guys. Give me a second. I'm looking it up. Welcome to, uh, not physical nonsense, everybody. It is a part of the non -sensical network. If you're not already. Paul Shafer. Oh yeah. Paul Shafer. So that's it. Google it, everybody. okay The box is broken. We're killing it. We're in form.
Speaker: word and four Yeah. We, uh, the Glick, the Glickick box is, uh, is down for maintenance tonight. So I'm not going to be, uh, not as smart as I usually am with some of these names. yeah Because we watched Letterman like you've read about. I actually used to watch that. I actually use i've never been a fan. I was always a Leno guy. Yeah. I was not a big fan of Leno. I like his stick was just. I loved Leno cause Leno was, you know, he's a car guy. I got to support my dude. Hey.
Speaker: Letterman was a better like you like Letterman because he did that stupid top ten list. Oh, no, I didn't like it No, I I mean the top ten list was cool, but I didn't like it just because of that it all i hate one so What Jeff's Jeff's For Jeff to like somebody, they either had to be a car guy or a hot chick. And then Jeff's going to watch whatever. You could put dog shit on a screen next to a car guy and play it ah on a loop for an hour. And Jeff's going to be like, I love this show. What's it called? Dog shit on the side? are everyone's show every The co -host is a car guy. Or it's a hot a hot chick that's a card chick. Those are rare, but but all cool.
Speaker: That's not true because but garb blon I don't find her hot, find her informative, but I don't find her hot. I don't even know who that is. ah She's an influencer that reviews like cars. yeah Yeah. Says the guy that drools over every male football player ever. I mean, I like watching Aaron Andrews on the sideline, not because she's hot, but because she's informative when it comes to football.
Speaker: I thought it was I thought it was a dude. You would go. I'm going to watch it because she's hot. Did you see the web? Did you see the web? No, and no, no, no. Here's the thing. When it comes to sports, I don't care how hot you are. You killed me with sports. I'm out. No, **** it. I got better bigger fish to fry. There's got to be a car on here somewhere. I watched the entire I would watch an entire intro intro of John Cena once because he drove a Mustang through the **** Charles Dean is a big car guy. He's a car nut. Yeah, he's a nut, man. And he likes... Do you know his daily driver on the Civic? Yeah, well, yeah. That's for... There's a reason behind that. But he likes fast, expensive, pouring cars, too. Yeah, but he's got a lot of old school monsters. He lives down in Tampa, and he's always driving around in, like, Lamborghinis and stuff. Yeah.
Speaker: I got to show the show that I listen to Mike sends you all the time driving around in his Lambo and his freaking if i had john feet of money. I'd be doing the same fucking thing. And you know, you would too. No, I would have just retarded trucks. But yeah, I mean, I would have different yeah say different like like his his taste is not my taste. But yeah, if I had the money to buy 50, 60 extra cars. Oh, yeah, I would honestly have probably like four trucks.
Speaker: Oh yeah, 100%. I would have ah yeah the work truck that you don't mind fucking up. Then you got a cool truck to ah cruise in. You got the truck that I'm going to take this fucker off road. and It's never going to see pavement. Yeah, I get that. And I would have my Bronco again.
Speaker: not my Bronco, but a Bronco that was the 79. Well, I mean, if I could find my Bronco, you know, that that's always the dream for car guys is like, find your old car for like, not your old car, but you know, as a car guy, like find my 69 Chevelle again and rebuild it again. That way I'd be like, I drove this car when I was liketic the last time I seen my Bronco. And this was years down the road. It was spray painted black.
Speaker: the lift that I put off of it was no longer on it. The engine that I put in it was no longer in it. The exhaust was no longer on it. And it was like starting to rust out something fierce. I'm like, yeah, well, man. Yeah. But there's some, there's sometimes, you know, and it's not the fault of the guy owning it. The guy who bought it was some dumb redneck who just a big fuck off truck and said, I want that. And I don't care what it looks like. Yes. Redneck that didn't give a damn about his shit. He was more worried about banging his sister indoor and So that's the downfall. of There are some car guys that are like, I just want it until it falls apart. And I'm like, well, you know, if you maintain it, it sure I'll buy another one. It was only five hundred bucks. Pretty much. Yeah, we saw that, Jethro.
Speaker: Good job buddy. The only reason I knew it was mine because I was talking to the guy outside the gas station. And when I seen it, I was like, Oh, I used to have one just like that. It looked a lot nicer though. And then he opened the door and I seen the Rhino lining that I put on the floorboard because I had a bad habit of leaving my cap off and it would rain. And sorry, I don't like the entire interior floorboard. I was like,
Speaker: could used to be blue and he was like what i bought it it was blue but i spray paint in it black cause i didn't like and blue and i'm like I'm sorry if you spray paint your ride, you should be shot. That's like that's like say same thing with that **** what's ah the the the spray on like Plasti Dip **** You should be shot.
Speaker: sight unseen. I, you know, you'd probably put it in your car. Boom. You're dead. Boom. I'm done. I'm sorry. You're an ass. Bios Condias. Hey man, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just a walk in ghost. What do I have to lose anymore? What are they going to put a ghost in here? You can, you can take him with you. Special place in hell for people. I'm going to send you to see Glick.
Speaker: now you're really fucked no that's that's like the biggest that's the that's a huge peppy i get it you want to make your car look better but spray paint come on dude oh sorry pet peeve oh that's good yeah around the cold around the cold with alcohol i see what you're doing it's liquid that it's it's water but it's liquid i Oh, OK. I thought I was a Miller white. I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're tricking beer, you asshole. No, no, no, no. I wonder why you're not getting better. Don't think the cross didn't don't think it didn't cross my mind. I was like, you know, I just didn't. I was like, come on, teach us motherfucking my sentiments exactly. So thank you. Yeah, she's right now.
Speaker: I was like, I'm hoping a goddamn lesson. I'm going to grab that bottle and check that it was up there and and teach old COVID a lesson. The only problem was COVID said, you ain't getting up out this fucking couch. That but yeah oh like that shit don't fuck around. boys but i'm just goingnna wait They say, you know, they say with each variant, it's getting less and less, but I'm like, you know what? I had the first variant and I've had the newest. It was insane. It was hell. I'd rather just keep myself halfway through and get it over with.
Speaker: no i ah like I said, you know, I tested positive Wednesday and and I mean, it came on quick because I woke up Monday. I woke up Monday. It'll tickle my throat. No big deal. Did the show Tuesday morning. I woke up. I was just all stuff up and I was like really feeling it. I was starting to feel it.
Speaker: or wait a minute. Maybe I have my days back messed up. I think it was Tuesday. I woke up, had a little tickle in my throat. I was starting to, you know, just kind of feel it a little, just, just a little off. Like i when i get through this so I woke up and by the time we were doing the show, Winston, I just felt like ass. And then I tested positive for COVID. And for there it was just, I mean by Wednesday night when we got done, I was, I was dead. Yeah. And on Thursday,
Speaker: I got up, I didn't sleep much Wednesday night. I got up when I delivered her. I haven't left the couch since. Yeah. I did it out of consciousness. Nikki and I were watching bad boys. I messaged Blaze yesterday. I was like, Hey man, I'm so sorry about Thursday. I said, I was in and out of consciousness, man. I said, I felt like ass. He was like, nah, don't worry about it. We had storms come through. My power was flipping on and off. I saw he put up the, you know, like it was coming. I was like, Oh, but I'm gonna, I'm gonna watch.
Speaker: Yeah. this And then I was like, they're not starting. I'm going to see if they're maybe late getting started. And I jumped on and the, you know, jumped on a stream yard and I was like, well, maybe they need to help or maybe Chris can't make it. And I jumped on and I was like, well, it's no longer here. So I guess they're not doing it. Yeah. I guess, uh, yeah. Blason, he was having a.
Speaker: So thunderstorms that were rolling through his power was flicking on and off. Uh, Cy had the same issues. So they, they call it. And I told him, I said, man, I fully intended on being there. I feel, I felt terrible because yeah I told him I'd be there that I wasn't. I felt, you know, I was like, fuck man, I'm sick. I let the guy down. So shit. But, uh, now he was super cool about it. Um, but, uh,
Speaker: But yeah, Thursday, man, it was, and then, uh, yesterday I started feeling just, ah just a tad bit better, not much today. I felt better. And I was like, I was telling you before the show, I was feeling a little ambitious and I was like, man, I got two and a half laundry baskets of clothes. I got to go through and get put away. I dumped them on the bed.
Speaker: I haven't touched them since. I have a shower. I have a shower since fucking Wednesday. I'm like, I need to take a shower. I'm gross. What up, bitch? You know, and I ah dumped them on the bed. I took a shower. I shi it when I was shaving, just like all the energy I had was gone. I was getting dizzy. Oh, yeah. You don't have much. Well, I think he came home at that time and she was like,
Speaker: You don't look like you're going to do the clothes. I said, I'm out of energy. I said, I'm dizzy. I'm lightheaded. I can barely stand here to shave. So my beard's all fucked up. Well, so be it. But, you know, I at least cleaned it
Speaker: Don't look at this side of my face. Don't look at me. I'm ugly. I got to keep my face turned like this or so that I can just sign up. But o bad and and even even right now, you know, I still but my body just hurts. I like in instruct it feels like you got your ass kicked. Yeah. Or you just went to the gym for the first time in like four years. Right. ah hit that Like that the sinus stuff is starting to stop somewhat clear up a little bit.
Speaker: But I still a little stuffy, but a body just fucking hurts, man. and and And like even to take the dog out, it just, it it wears me out, man. I'm just, yeah, I don't, I don't, and it sucks because technically um fun yeah, I'm off work until I test negative.
Speaker: And Nikki's like, you could test positive up to 90 days after the fact. I'm like, I can't be off work for three fucking months. Can't afford that. Jesus Christ. No, but i so I would I'm going to see how I feel tomorrow and dictate if I'm going to go back Monday or not. I might I might take Monday as well, ah even if I'm feeling better, maybe just a day to recover. But You know, and that's the thing. Like, you know how I, so where I stood as far as the vaccination, not vaccination. You know, where I stood about COVID too. I wasn't on, on the side of COVID or against COVID. I ah was very opinionated on the fact that it affects everybody different. It affects everybody and everybody's immune system is different. hundred He was down for like, Nikki was down and out for a week. She just started moving around.
Speaker: Uh, uh, so, you know, I was down for a couple of days before I could start moving around. answer him handsome airs Or Charles.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. I guess it is. Yeah. So he dropped the first video. yeah I was going to say, I've seen him in concert three or four years ago, ah louder than light. I did not know that somebody Marilyn Manson sucks and he sucks in concert anyways. Yeah. So I've been, yeah. So I've been dealing with COVID all week, uh, which has been fun, but I bet, you know, and then like yesterday, I think yeah yesterday, dude, I could not think straight. I could not, I could not put words together. Uh, I couldn't sit. I was trying to text something. The simplest words I could not fucking text. So, Oh yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. and Well, you you almost can't focus on the screen. You're just like, uh, what's the point in texting? It was, it was, it was fucking.
Speaker: fuck No. Well, it's like, uh, yeah, when I had COVID, I just laid in bed the entire time. Like you could barely even watch TV. It was like, it was almost like having mono, you know, you just wanted to sleep the whole time. Yeah.
Speaker: ah
Speaker: I don't know. Let's go in, bitch. Let's go. Let's go in with cheap business. Well, like all week this week, I've got. going through contracts and all that stuff. So I've been kind of, I haven't been active on Snapchat because I've been going through all these contracts and stuff. The one I had to write myself, I got one due on Monday, but, uh, and the reason he took a four year break and had to go on hiatus and he got clean and sober was because he got slapped with a whole bunch of sexual assault charges. Did he really?
Speaker: i while one or two of his ex -girlfriends, they said that he was like super abusive and forced him to do all kinds of weird shit and recorded shit and and and everything like that. So he's been dealing with that for the last couple of years. I've never been a Marilyn Manson fan. I liked his first album. False or not, you still have to go through it. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. it's not like the like It's not like you can be like, it's not true. Okay, are bad. Yeah, they're going to investigate. I mean, look at Johnny Depp. In today's society, you know, we're no longer innocent until proven guilty. You're guilty until proven innocent. Then even in the public, you're guilty. But I mean, that's reason enough to get clean and sober when you're dealing with all that shit and you're going through all that and then take a little bit of time off. Well, it's like you ain't got nothing better to do.
Speaker: You know, if dude, do you not ever, you know, with the amount of time that you guys spent in the messenger and the amount of fucking links that you post on Facebook, you might've seen something. Or if you listen to the show, you might've heard. I mean, I was dying, Cameron. Thanks. Thanks. Now that I'm dead and I'm a ghost. Everybody just see that's one problem. You're always hyperbolic. Oh, so everybody's like, yeah, he's full of shit. I'm dead.
Speaker: I died. And now I'm a nobody. Listen, nobody believes it because that's why I'm way cooler. That's why I'm way cooler than Mark and Brian because they died and we had to AI their show. I died. And I came back as a ghost. That's how dedicated. that Just fuck love speaking, it goes like, OK, so so you love you and I both love the show's psych. Hey, by the way, can I get the intro out real quick and now that we're 25 minutes into the. yeah Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, my bad.
Speaker: so we've been busy i'm gonna replay the intro again yeah just start over yeah just anywho this is not physical nonsense obviously east jump i'm click no i'm not really dead no mark and brian aren't really dead either where are we let's see being hyperbolic again where are we um now Uh, hopefully you guys are checking out the, the social media's, uh, nonsense school network, Facebook, Instagram X and tick tock. We do do shows live Monday through Sunday, basically on YouTube, Twitch and Facebook. you guys live and the tuters to to Get the chitter's box, and get get in the chatter's box. Or do we do shows on a live.
Speaker: oh but a the news and da ah And you can listen to us anytime, anytime, anyplace, wherever you listen to podcasts at all at the nonsense school network, or simply go to bio .lake slash non -sensical network Saturday night. Ladies and gentlemen, don't forget it is the open door challenge. Jeffrey, go ahead and drop that link one time for me. If you'd be so kind to link is in the chat, if you're feeling extra brave, you're feeling an extra lousy, or you're just going to let your curiosity get the best of you.
Speaker: Click that link and come hang out with us. You know, there's an experiment that I saw this experiment. It's let's, it's a, they, they put a, like a puppy in a, in a cage. Excuses, Cameron. Yeah. I work like 80 hours a week. I have, I work like a hundred right and I have, and I have a podcast and a network.
Speaker: and I was. No, they they do this experiment where they put a puppy in the cage and they say nothing will happen to that puppy as long as you don't hit that red button. But and you have. But after not a time, you want to hit the button. Just keep your back in your pants. You got it right. It's a weird thing. Like you want you you you physically like you like happened to the puppy.
Speaker: Like they're going to electrocute it and it'll die. but just you possibly if you hit the but so i'm gonna hit the play or i know you got lines like are you well that' sort the thing that just say that's why That's why you end up wanting to hit the button after a certain amount of time.
Speaker: I'm telling you, Abel, right now, don't hit the link to come into the show because it's going to elect a good glit. We're going to get so many people to go up. It's going to be fucking ridiculous. Watch this. I can't believe I would. I don't want to get electrocuted. It's my experiment. Shut up. It's a good thing I already died of COVID this week, so I won't hurt that back. Yeah, you'll be fine. No, but it's a true experiment. I can't remember what it's called, but it's like,
Speaker: They they I saw this thing on Tiktok and they talk about the experiment. Yeah, they put this like a little bunny rabbit or something. Just the cutest fucking thing you can see, think. And they bring this woman in and they're like, this rabbit's name's Bob and blah, blah, blah, blah. And as long as you don't hit that button in the next hour, Bob will be fine.
Speaker: And she's sitting there. She's like, why would I hit the button 30 minutes later? She's like, I oddly want to hit the button. Like fucking psycho. was And nothing's happening to the rabbit. I think it's broken.
Speaker: It's broken. Can I get a new one?
Speaker: Well, you've heard that joke. You heard that joke about the guy who's trying to get into CIA. And there' you know he does all his training. They're like, OK, this is your final mission. And he hands him a gun. He says, inside is your wife. You go in, and you have to shoot your wife. The guy goes in, and all of a sudden, you hear all this banging, clanging, and things breaking. He finally comes out, and he's all covered in blood.
Speaker: And they're like, what happened? He says, somebody asshole put blanks in the gun. So I had to beat her death with the chair. close hand well It's like those TikToks where it's like, if you hit this button, you'll get $1 million. dollars yeah they Let me finish. but Somebody will die somewhere. How much money do I get? How how many times can I hit the button?
Speaker: Oh, no, that's 100%. I'm sorry. I mean, I'm not I don't want to. Well, they did that movie. They did that movie with Cameron Diaz. It was like if you hit this button, somebody you never know or never will meet is going to die. And they think about it for a week, a week. And I'm like, yeah how many times can I hit it? I want to hurt animals. I'll play chopsticks on this motherfucker. I'm just saying. I don't want to hurt animals or anything like that. But if you if you say Like, what are you going to do to it? I mean, what's going to happen if I hit the button? See, I got questions. I need to answer. They don't answer. So I'm going to hit the button. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, 100 percent. I'm not even thinking about it. If you hit this button and you'll get a million dollars. There you go. I hit the button. Give me my money. Can I go now? If it's a rabbit. Trust me, we used to. I'll eat that motherfucker next. We'd shoot 30 rabbits a day in my backyard. And the next day there'd be 400. Did I get it with barbecue sauce? Yeah. No.
Speaker: That's okay. I'll eat the raw. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
Speaker: go ahead if you hit this phone ill I'm good.
Speaker: there's a red button in the room i havent Have you ever seen The Modern Family? I don't think so. The TV show. So Modern Family with Ed O 'Neill. At one point they're at the college and they think they're in an experiment, but they're actually waiting and they're in a waiting room and there's a big red button on the wall that says, do not press. And they decide the whole time they're like, well, we should hit it. They want us to not hit it. they ended up hitting it. The guy comes in and it's like, they're like, yeah, we hit the button. And they're like, what are you fucking serious? They're like, yeah, that goes to the air conditioner. We can't figure out how to turn it off. Oh, it's like the stupidest reason. Don't tell me not to do something. You know, I want to do it. Yeah, that just makes me want to do it more. No, I was saying earlier that first episode is so bad, Cameron. I just seen your comment up there. It was like,
Speaker: You said I was listening to the first episode earlier. I always turn it on. ah I mean, that's not the first true episode or the first live. Yeah, with episode three or episode one, one. yeah We still have episode one? Yeah, it's on Spotify. Is it really? Oh, like I dare not. I dare not listen to that. Actually, it's on Zincaster too.
Speaker: Oh, well, there you go. So it's everywhere. It's episode one is everywhere, bro. So out of curiosity. Yeah. Just out of curiosity. I'm sure it's not many. Yeah, I doubt it. I wonder how many times that fucking episode has been listened to. If somebody listened to all that all the way through, they didn't listen to episode two. ah yeah They were like, wow, these guys suck.
Speaker: do do literally di it Well, while while you're looking that up, Uh, you know how you and I like psych Yeah, we like scrubs. I got a new show for you, dude It you know, it ended in 2019 2018. It's called scorpion. Have you seen this shit? It's about a group of geniuses that solve problems every fucking episode somehow they save the fucking world But and they they they're contracted by homeland security And their homeland. Yeah the homeland security agent
Speaker: that uh is their handler plugging in what is played okay so go use it jesus is played by uh uh the guy that played the t1000 in terminator 2 and it's got eddie k thomas in it is the only person in it that you would know
Speaker: But would educate Thomas from American Pie? That show is hilarious. But I watched an episode. It was at I think it was season three or season four um where they go. They go ghost hunting.
Speaker: and they're on the Queen Mary, they're on the Queen Mary, do and go something, and then somehow they have to save this unmanned tanker. It's so mildly ridiculous, because every time they go to fix something, they're like, this will take us 15 minutes, because we're all super geniuses. And then something else happens, and then they have to save the world. And the they debunk all these, on the they're on the Queen Mary, and they're like, looking for this half guy.
Speaker: he he it was ah Apparently the story is that this guy used to make a bet with the other crew, back when the Queen Mary was being used, that he'd get through the sliding door before it closed and it cut him in half. So he haunts the Queen Mary looking for his other half. And they got cameras set up and all of a sudden they see the ghost.
Speaker: It's just half the body. They're like, it's this half guy, whatever. never It turns out it was a it was overexposure because of some machine that was put on the Queen Mary. And it was the janitor behind his desk.
Speaker: and It's just so fucking goofy. But talk about the best thing is for Mortal Kombat. I don't know what that is. Well, talk about Cyrax. I don't know the character for Mortal Kombat is shitty character.
Speaker: But the the best part is the the guy that played the T -1000 in Terminator, his name is Robert so robert Paulson, not Paulson, Patterson. What's his name? but I know that's not it. What's his name? T -1000, what's his name? ah Robert Patrick.
Speaker: Yeah, Robert Patrick. So, Robert Patrick, he's their handler. And, you know, you and I know him as the T -1000. Like, every time you see the guy, you're just like, holy shit, he's gonna kill us all. Yeah, he's been in a ton of shit, too. Oh, yeah. But seeing him every episode of this show, and, you know, he gives you those glances every once in a while where you're like, holy shit, he's a T -1000. Somebody shoot him, and he's gonna turn into liquid metal.
Speaker: One of the episodes, it's a Christmas episode and Eddie K. Thomas filling up this giant balloon with helium and he takes a hit of helium and he starts singing. Grandma got ran over by a reindeer and Robert Patrick comes over with that face on.
Speaker: And you're just like, oh, shit, he's going to fucking rip it, Eddie K. Thomas's ass. He's just going to yell at him and he grabs it and starts singing along. It is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Because literally every time he's on screen, I'm like, he's going to start running. Somebody's going to shoot him. He's going to turn it like little metal. And I was trying to explain this to Kevin on how like I used to scare the shit out of me when I was a kid, you know, because it's 91.
Speaker: And he's like, I don't get it. Why is that guy scary? So Kevin's watching Terminator 2 right now. this is I said, look, can I put on Terminator 2? I'm going do the podcast. Enjoy.
Speaker: And of course, ah we're watching a little bit. And then, you know, Robert Patrick shows up. He's like, holy shit. He's so much younger. I'm like, yeah. It's like, what? 30 something years ago.
Speaker: Oh, it's so funny. Yeah. But you should totally check it out. It's on Prime. It's called Scorpion. I think you get into it. Yeah, they do. they do the Eddie Kate Thomas always has a ah ah comics joke. You know, he throws something in. He always does puns and shit. I think he did get a kick out of it. What up, Chris? Oh, my gosh. It was cracking me up.
Speaker: Oh, stylist ninja. We're not going to waste our time on that guy. You can go live in your little creeper world. Who? I never even heard of the cat, so I'm not going to talk about him. I don't know. I don't know. Father, why should you like it? Yeah, what'd you think, buddy? I loved it. Yeah, I said I'll try that. We're we're watching criminal barns and.
Speaker: don't really have time. I like I really don't have much many opportunities to start and watch new shows on my you know like it like on my own uh so that's why it's like it's like I never know that's what I said I think you would get a kick out of it because you watch Criminal Minds like I think you would find it fucking hilarious yeah that's why I watch a lot of shows that I've already seen before because That way if I like fall off for a little bit, I'm like, oh yeah, I'll be all right. I'll pick it up when I pick it up again. Cause yeah, like I'm thinking about starting to watch the leverage over again, but I just seen that about a year or so back, they did two seasons of, was it leverage redemption or something like that where they brought the show back for a couple of seasons? Like they just did criminal. Oh, okay. check five five stores You're at your mind. Really? Check this out. I got the clip.
Speaker: you go You're gonna get kicked on this. Watch Robert Patrick because he's the T -1000 in my head. Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Speaker: Coming back for my house Christmas Eve. People say there's no such thing as Santa.
Speaker: they
Speaker: It's so stupid. It cracks me up every time. But i like I said, each episode is, you know, there's backstory for everybody and like the that Asian girl and Eddie Gay Thomas, their their characters eventually get married. um ah But Robert Patrick of that show, is he's,
Speaker: He's the old guy. You know, like he doesn't get the tech, you know, and they're constantly hacking into everything. It shows just genius. I'm almost finished with it. I actually had roasted chicken. Or that's my dinner report. I bought rotisserie chickens today. Fucking awesome. Stylist Ninja, are you one of those YouTube warriors?
Speaker: I mean, I'm not mad at you. I'm just curious. Who's that? I had. The good water. I have my favorite. Frozen burrito. Oh, yeah, I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at that. at all goes man and I was trying to I was trying to figure out what stylist engine was talking about. It seemed like weird, you know, from Akron. I don't know. It looks like. i Fucking method not stylist. The guy he's talking about looks like something. I don't know who that Rassler No, he's a dude from Akron, Ohio. No. Oh, I don't know. He's some child grooming internet person. i Oh, I don't know who the fuck he is. Stylist Ninja was talking about it. Yeah, I was gonna say I could care less. He looks at it. I was looking at stylus's YouTube. He looks like
Speaker: a borderline internet warrior. You know, one of those people who makes a bunch of videos like, this guy, I want to probably wish him. We're next. We're next. Join the club. I just, I just, I never heard of the Cyrax guy because I have neither.
Speaker: Just because we're from Ohio doesn't mean we know everything about Ohio. I don't want to... you I don't want to spend my time on the internet with things that are going to bum me out or things that I... You know what? That's the weird thing. You know, people seek out shit on the internet that's just like, this pisses me off. So why are you watching? yeah It's like, OK, one of my favorite things to do on YouTube with the kids is we watch, you know, fail videos.
Speaker: But, you know, how as as you're scrolling on the TV and you got YouTube up and you you watch like four fails and then the next video is like angry Karen's. Oh, I can't watch those videos because im I would knock that bitch the fuck out. You know, open my fucking car door, see how that works out for you. You know, so like I can't watch those videos because it just pissed me off to no end. I like the angry Karen's fuck around and find out video. I do like those.
Speaker: there' like see much ah What I hate about those is you never get to see what you know how it ends You know, like the there's one guy like this guy's he's Taking pictures or something. This guy comes up and breaks his window Yeah, and he's like I'm calling the cops He's like don't fucking do it already because you're on my property. So I'm on the fucking road dick and And then they never say what happens. And I'm like, yeah you know, that, that old man that broke the window went to jail. That, and I hate the, um, I, I don't like the videos in general that you only see one side. Like there's this guy, what's his name? He's super famous on YouTube. Uh, massive juices, Maryland cop audit or whatever. but Oh yeah. Yeah. you Cop audits.
Speaker: Those piss me off so much. It goes and picks fights intentionally. Oh, 100%. Like, dude, nobody in their right fucking mind is going to walk into a federal building and just start recording. You do that to get a rise out of people. Yeah, you're you're not doing it just for fun. You're doing it to be an asshole. Yeah, you you act all innocent like you didn't do it. You you did it to be a cock.
Speaker: you're a giant dark smooch and you know you are, even if you're in the right. And I get it. Yeah, you are in the right. You should be able to film there because it is public space, blah, blah, blah. But calm the fuck down. And it's funny because you'll see sometimes they don't, he doesn't, or they don't get the attention they want. So they'll intentionally go right to the edge of the areas as they're not allowed to go to get attention. And when they get attention, it's like, oh, this is the only part I'm going to show on my videos. Well, and a lot of those guys, there's a couple of those guys, every time they do it, they sue the county. You know, so they're making hundreds of thousands of dollars doing these videos, not just from YouTube, but then in suing, they make an extra 100 grand. It's like, you're a national. Or you see the people who
Speaker: This guy started a fight with me for no reason. Well, the video started 10 minutes. You were in his face. Yeah. What? yeah Where was, where was, where's this? Where's the first half of this? Were you speaking of which you always that actually.
Speaker: That actually reminds me. It was there that's like, oh yeah, by the way, this is what actually happened. no Yeah. camera Was in there and said, look, you can't, you know, was in somebody's face, huffing and puffing at them. And then when they finally got tired of them there, that's when they're like, Oh, I got my camera on. You're called down. Yeah, exactly. Well, no, they, what happened, I guess it was a couple of days ago. Um, some guy was in a post office.
Speaker: and he's come And he sees all these people filming. He's like, you can't film here, blah, bla blah, blah. And he bumps a guy that's trying to get out. It was Henry Winkler that he bumped.
Speaker: That's why the cameras were there because Hanley Wrinkler was in the fucking post office. And again, and he he fucking body checks Hanley Wrinkler to go yell at these people. And they're like, oh, dude, you just fucked up. You put you pushed the fawns. And the fawns are just that like, hey, what the fuck, man? I saw it today and I was like, oh, you're an asshole.
Speaker: But yeah. yeah like That's the other thing. Why are you good? You realize that post offices are are are on the verge of, I mean, they're struggling as it is financially. You know, it's 2024. Nobody wants to see the inside of a post office. Yeah. Nobody cares. Well, there are excuses. I'm doing B -roll for a video. No, you're not. You're there to intimidate people, to be an asset. It's just there just to be attacked, dude. Like, stop.
Speaker: ah go find something better to do with your time than to just be an intentional cock swoosh. Well, no and and I don't mind the occasional, you know, I saw a video of the other guy this other day. This guy pulls into a gas station. He's on his motorcycle. And this guy comes up and gets within millimeters of his face. He's like, I used to have a bike like that. And he's like, dude, what the fuck? He's like, you had personal space, buddy. And of course, it got confrontational. that That's a real thing. it' You know, it's not like the guy on the bike was acting like an asshole doing wheelies next to somebody or something. He was just pulling in to get gas. He happened to have a GoPro on. This guy was being a douche.
Speaker: that I don't mind. But when it's clearly the person with the camera got it set up where i hope they're going to bother me. It's like yeah like like they they intentionally create confrontation. It's just like you have nothing better to do it. Like you're not doing anything at all. You're not proving a point. You're not doing anything. You're not you're not proving any schooling. And of course, the title is What is it? Karen gets schooled? No, you just got yelled at for 20 minutes and got video of it. Calm down. You're a fucking weirdo that was sitting on a sidewalk video recording kids on a playground. Of course, they're pissy. Red flags are going to go off. Grown man. Other side of the fence. Video camera recording kids in a playground. Somebody's going to say something. Whether it's your legal right or not,
Speaker: Yeah, it's it's it's sketchy. and you And I don't mind that the cop bothered you for 45 minutes because you're recording kids, dude. Calm down. You know it is. You know it's sketchy. You know it's not right. So you just did this just to get a rise out of somebody where you know the wrong guy, the wrong dad on the wrong day might just walk up with that camera in your face and punch that camera and implant it into your skull. You sue me all you want because at the end of the day, you're filming my kid. I'm going to hurt you. Yeah.
Speaker: You didn't. I did speak um it isation of. What? Yeah, jury in their right mind is going to go against. A bad father ah that does that to some weirdo that's standing outside of a playground recording a bunch of kids. Whether it's harmless or not, it looks weird. It's not right. It's sketchy as hell. It sets a bad precedent. like has Because that just means every other herb on the planet is like, I got an idea. No idea.
Speaker: I can go record kids and nobody can say anything because it's my civil right. No, it's not because you're going to get your hands wet. No, what I saw it speaking of. I'm a sovereign citizen and I don't obey by your laws. Don't get me started with those motherfuckers. They literally have license plates that you can buy that say, you I don't know why. Oh, hello. How you doing? They have these they have these like sovereign citizen license plates i doing that you can get.
Speaker: And it's like, really? You're just asking to get bothered. I get it the whole time. It's called loopholes. Yeah, exactly. There are loopholes in the in the rules. Traveling. Oh, give me a fucking break. I get it. I get the concept. The loopholes in the law doesn't necessarily say you have to have a driver's license. I'm not teasing you. I'm conducting a scientific experiment of what electricity does to the human body. Exactly. It's my right as a inventor and scientist. Yes. Just because I bought this commercially available. That don know why and I identify as today. yeah Yeah. I'm sorry. At the end of the day,
Speaker: i get and I get it. though Like, did you see the one chick? She's got like ah every time she gets pulled over and she's this sovereign citizen, she's got a binder. She hands the cop that has every loophole in the book. And it's like this thick. She's like, he's like, I need to see your and she hands him a binder. If I'm that cop, I'm like,
Speaker: Are you handing me something I didn't ask for? No, I want your driver's license. Oh, I'm sorry, you're going to jail. Yeah, you can sue me later, but you're driving without a license. I'm sorry. These people are harassing me. You know why they're harassing you? Because you're creating a scene and you're causing a scene and you want to be harassed. Stop. Yes, it's very convenient. It's very convenient. You have 14 GoPros running on the side of your car. wo You know, you know how many times I get bollered by the police when I go into a courthouse? No,
Speaker: no my favorites, though, my favorites, the guys go through this, the checkpoint, the the immigration checkpoints, and they're like, I don't answer questions. Oh, my God, dude, you could be in and out of there. Oh, yes. Are you American citizen? Yep. OK, bye. That's it. No, you're going to sit there for four hours and let them search your shit. You're an asshole. Yeah, you have like you're wasting their time. You're wasting their it's just like I get it. It's not it's it's it's the illusion of freedom. I get that. But I mean,
Speaker: I mean, like, you're not doing anything wrong. Mind your own fucking business and drive off. but yeah Yeah. Like, you know how many times I've seen a police officer in public and and they just haven't walked over it and started fucking with me. Yeah. Yeah. And that's why I'm doing something stupid.
Speaker: What are you doing? You're on my dollar. or You're on my clock. I pay you. Oh, oh the what my taxes payer salary. No, it doesn't, buddy. yeah like Let's be honest. Maybe a quarter. A quarter. He gets a quarter from you because your taxes come from the fucking city. and And if I do happen to be in a grocery store or out in public somewhere and I make eye contact with ah with a police officer, I usually go, hey, how you doing? And then you know what they do back? Hey, so.
Speaker: How's it going? Good. You know what? You know what it is, Chris? We have white privilege. I hate to bring it to you, Jeff, but most of these people that are doing this dumb shit. Oh, no, that's true. That's 100 % true. No, but like, like even me here.
Speaker: The cops here are 100 % different from the cops in the States. These guys don't carry nine millimeters. They carry fucking MP5s. you there yeah They're sitting like this. And and them, um I don't wave to them. I'm just like, he's got an MP5. I'm going to keep walking. you know But if I see a cop, I'm just like, what's up?
Speaker: And I like, I'm that asshole that, you know, um being a car guy, the cops here drive pickup trucks. Yeah. So I'm like, Oh, wow. You guys got the new, f the new F -150. How cool is that? and Like I asked a federal cop once, cause he had the new, that they had the new, they have the Hellcat chargers. And I was like, how's that thing run? And he's like, why are you talking to me? um Because you're driving a fucking hellcat. He's like, nobody talks to federal cops. I'm like, fuck you, man. You're driving a hellcat. Can I see underneath the hood?
Speaker: They asked me like 14 extra questions because I wanted to know about the car. Why do you want to know about the car? The fucking hellcat. You know, I don't see here. Because I'm a fucking nerd. Just answer the questions. Can I drive it? No, damn.
Speaker: You can ride on your keys are in it. Keep asking questions. You can go for a ride. I always did that, too. Go out for a ride out for the desert. Nobody see your ass again. No, because the funny thing is, but good luck with that. and There's no desert here. No, but like ah the when you when you're at the airport here, they have federal cops and they all have fucking Hellcats. And they're, you know, they there's like, I think four Hellcats per terminal and there's three terminals so the one day I was working I worked at the airport at the time and I would go outside for a sp cigarette and I would go out there and this fucking Hellcat Police car shows up and I'm like, oh You know, you know, I got the badge on and everything I'm dressing for work and and the the cops stop right there What are you looking at? It's a fucking hellcat
Speaker: yeah Because they had just came out. And I was like, that is the sexiest thing ever. And I'm like, it's a car. I'm like, no, it's a Hellcat voice. There's just a big difference.
Speaker: My boss at the time is like, you know, you kind of fucked up. I'm like, why? They're like, nobody talks to the cops here. Everybody's just like, hi. because, you know, they're really caring. I mean, this is guys, they had, they were four deep around me, all MP5 saw, you know, and they're like, so why are you talking to us? I'm like, that is why. ah Beautiful, amazing car. But after a while, they were like, oh, he's just a car nerd. Okay. But for like the first 15 minutes, they're like, why are you talking to us?
Speaker: and like you say a yeah American muscle doesn't seem to have the same effect. No, it doesn't. It doesn't. They're just like, yeah, it's that's what they gave me the keys to today. I'm like, can I become a cop? I'm going to drive me a hail kitty cat. me help me know Right? That's what I said. Only one second.
Speaker: I don't know. It's, it's, it's pretty easy not to get the attention of people that you don't want to get the attention of, but I agree, you know, those some some people, some people, they, they, they just can't help themselves, right? Or they, they just have to, I mean, like some could say we have to be the center of attention. That's why we do podcasting, but we're not doing anything wrong. Well, yeah, but at the end of the day, we make fun of the dumb people. So that makes it better. That makes us better.
Speaker: I'm better than everyone. I'm dead and I'm still better than everyone. but but
Speaker: Now, speaking of people getting yelled at and filming it, so there's this video circling TikTok right now of this guy and his girlfriend at the airport and she is laying into this motherfucker like it's because they missed their flight.
Speaker: Why did you think they missed their flight? chris your fault Or her fault that they missed. Oh, it was a hundred percent her fault. and Yeah, I was going to say as a, as a big man, I put my money on the girlfriend as to why they missed. She's sitting there. She's like, I can't be you. You didn't drive fast enough to get us here. And and I'm like, why would he have to drive fast? That man was ready three days ago. You're the one, you know, because let's be honest, we've all traveled with women. ah president I say next week, we are going to Mexico city.
Speaker: When do you start packing? When are we leaving? Next week. Next Wednesday. Next Wednesday. Tuesday night or Wednesday morning when I get up. Right. However, but in your head, you know where everything is. you thrown all the bag you're youre i long it How long would it honestly take you? you're going to we're going we You and I are going to Mexico City next Wednesday at noon.
Speaker: for two days. How long would it take you to get ready? We'll have five, 10 minutes. Exactly. How long would it take Nikki to get ready? i
Speaker: Don't answer because you're going to get yourself in trouble. No, no, no, no. That's why I got to give Nikki credit where credit is due. Because like when we, when we know we're leaving, she's usually packed and ready two or three days in advance.
Speaker: Okay. She's giving me shit about not being packed. And I'm like, but it does take her a little bit longer to pack because that's why she starts early because she's got to make sure she gets her shampoo and her hair stuff. And I mean, you've seen, you've seen, she's got long thick and big hair, you know, so she's got her hair products. or she's She's got to have all of her stuff and she's not big on makeup. So I mean, she has some makeup and she's not a big makeup where, uh, but she's got a lot, you know,
Speaker: I think he's got a lot more stuff to pack than I do. I throw a couple of shirts in, a couple of things to sleep in, a few pair of boxers. It might rain, it might get cold, jeans, hoodie, I'm good. Outside of that, if it's warm, shorts, t -shirt, couple of hats. You have some hats, you have you have a couple of t -shirts, a hoodie just in case, yeah jacket just in case. I get my beard stuff.
Speaker: And if if I'm going to be doing the show, we're gone. I throw the laptop and everything in my bag. and yes I can be ready in 15 minutes to be out the door. Takes me about 10 minutes to pack. Where my wife needs to pack a week in advance.
Speaker: And then live out her suitcase until we leave. And then I will say, once Nikki's packed, she's ready. It's very rare that we're walking out the door. She's like, oh, I'm not. Yeah, that's something else. We never, like, we have, we're efficient enough. We're like, yeah, if it's something stupid, like, oh, we forgot our shampoo. Yeah, they got shampoo there. Don't worry about it.
Speaker: But I have known people, I have known women that literally wait until the very last second and decide to pack. And then they forget a whole bunch of stuff and it's like, Oh, I guess we'll buy it when we, what you can buy it.
Speaker: Yeah. and well Yeah. No, that's, that's the one thing about the wife that drives me. that i mean it as blueoon Good thing for you. The hotel has a blow dryer attached to the fucking well, it doesn't work properly. Well, it sounds like a fucking new problem. Cause the door driver, you have always a $200 blow dryer and I'm not backing you another $200. You know what? Every time my wife's like, I need a blowdriver. Like, you know,
Speaker: Home Depot's got ah got a heat gun I can buy. It works just as good. And I can melt plastic. But i mean yeah we know i mean but realistically, but if i said if I said we're leaving at noon, we need to be in the car by noon. yeah I can guarantee you're in the car at noon ready to go. No, I got no. I'm usually the one dragon asked behind. I'll be 100 % honest with you.
Speaker: It just it just exists most days man No, but this this chick is screaming at the top of her lungs. Yeah At this guy and I'll see if I can find in the video because it's it's brutal she's she's calling him all sorts of names and And the look on this dude's face at one point he turns her and he's like, will you relax?
Speaker: and then she screams out, you're a **** loser and an idiot and and his this dude's face is just deflated. He's just like, are they in the airport? Yeah, that's what I go. You know what? You're right. I am an idiot. I am a loser. Hey, pretty lady. You want to go to Hawaii? I got an extra ticket. This is **** Now, who's the loser? Now, who's pathetic? And that's that was my first thought with him as well. Yeah, here it is. Woman freaks out boyfriend airport
Speaker: Okay, hold on one second. Let me present this. I got it on the tiki -taki here. da dety dead did yeah to do da Whoa! Yes, this is - I'm gonna tell you the exact thing. That is wrong. She's gonna get murdered on vacation just so you know. What's that? She's gonna get pushed off a clip on vacation. Oh, 100 %! There's gonna be a documentary.
Speaker: And I bet you, I bet you that man is the happiest motherfucker on the planet. They miss that flight. Cause he'd be like, you know what, bitch, we ain't going. This is how you act here.
Speaker: No, no time to reevaluate relationships. and Yeah. She's screaming. But the, the, the controversy online is, is if it was a man yelled at a woman like that.
Speaker: And I'm like, yeah, if I saw that, it won't, uh, the one, the one great thing about my wife, I know if she was yelling at that, that girl was yelling at that dude, my wife had been over defending that dude on something a bitch. It's, it's a $200 flight. Calm down. yeah Um, it's, it's brutal. Yeah. think I just want the guy to look at her and go, look, you're out of 10. I need you at like a four.
Speaker: i It'll be all right. We'll get on the next. yeah right oh man I don't think I like that. There's, there's one thing like if if, if my wife and I are in an argument, yeah, we're gonna yell, scream and holler. But dude is calm, cool, collected. And she's just berating this man. And I'm like, yeah, dude, I'd have been like, you know what?
Speaker: You go. I'm not fucking going. I'm going to go. I'm going to go fuck your sister. Oh, hell no. I'm going on vacation. You're not going. The hell is wrong with? No, no. I would have told her, you know, you buy your own fucking ticket. I'm not that. No, no, you are. No, I'm sorry. I'd have been like, no, you know what? You're right. I am pathetic. I have a loser. This is all my fault. But I'm going on vacation. And we're not because again, status evaluation,
Speaker: Guess who is single. It's just like in that Dirks Bentley song. I'm getting drunk on a plane. yeah or I'm a rock. This is like a G6. I'm out. you know but oh no Yeah. there's There's a right way and a wrong way to handle that situation of missing. I missed flights. It sucks. I get it. I'm getting on the old. Hey, can you get to the airport in a half hour?
Speaker: You want to take time off work? Yeah. And you know, in this day and age, you know that dude, and I'm not saying he's a great looking guy or anything, but every guy, there's some chick waiting in the wings and we may not even know, but I can pull, I can guarantee if I'm getting ready to go to fucking Hawaii and this chick that I'm not married to is sitting here. me you miss like im not blaze man I'm like, rightling to go to haii well, and that's the thing. I like, even if I'm not calling a chick, I can literally be like, Chris, you want to fucking go to Hawaii with me, dude? Let's fucking go. I got you. Let's go. yeah We're going to go get fucked up at the bar.
Speaker: um hit that blaze i it some hawa you um hit a blaze i hit you up i it fucking caught her up yeah him up and like hey boys trip dude fuck this pitch was there time i mean but hotel is all what you pay for it's gonna be kind of weird because i got like the honeymoon sweet
Speaker: I'm hitting up. I'm hitting up. I'm hitting up. I'm hitting up. I'm hitting up. I'm hitting up. I'm hitting up. I'm hitting up. I'm hitting up. I'm hitting up. I'm hitting up. I'm hitting up. I'm hitting up. I'm hitting up. I'm hitting up. I'm hitting up. I'm hitting up. I'm hitting up. I'm hitting up. I'm hitting up. I'm hitting up. I'm hitting up. I'm hitting up. I'm hitting up. I mean, I'm like, what's up, man? Like, you want to go to, you want to go to Hawaii? Yeah, because I'm sorry, at the end of the day. Because, you know, Blaze is, is Aloha. Yeah, see? You know, Blaze has nothing tied him down, you know, like, I know I can hit him up. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, Connor and me, we're married, but like, oh, I got kids. I got kids and I just got new legs. Yeah, let's try them out on the beach, bro.
Speaker: you know yeah Let's see if there's waterproof. Yeah, you'd be like, oh, I'm in Mexico and I got the kids. I'm like, fuck, I hit blades. The blade's like, I'm just watering around the woods. I can walk around the woods in Hawaii, I'm just saying. Yeah, but like there's there's no reason. And I get it. It's a stressful situation. You missed your flight. Oh, big deal. Calm the fuck down.
Speaker: Once again, you're in it like a 14. I need you to four because yeah it's not the end of the fucking world. There are bigger problems in the world. I'm hitting one of my boys up. I'm like, Hey, this bitch is crazy. Boys trip. Yeah. You want to go to Hawaii? I mean, as long as you don't mind sharing a King size bed, I got a couple of romantic dinners, but we can explain that or we can just play it out.
Speaker: that's look good right yeah But yeah, I mean, there's no reason whatsoever that bitch should have been like that. it And the dude, he just sit there. and is just that is That is that mentality, though. and And you hear a lot of people talk about it and you hear a lot of women talk about it, too. It's that Internet spoiled brat. Mm hmm. I'm more important than everybody else. Bougie as. Yeah. Entitled mentality that that young women have today, man.
Speaker: and And the sad part about it is these young dudes out there, these young dudes will put up with it. Yeah. Where like, you know, say she's, say, say, say she's one of them, uh, looking for a sugar deal. She ain't like at an airport. She's in her twenties. I'm in my forties. I'm like, yo, that's a day sunshine. Get your ass back home, get your shit out my fucking place. I'm hitting up my boy and we go, we go to, we go to home on the beach.
Speaker: And he's already down. He said, fuck it. We got the honeymoon suite. We got romantic dinners, little candle. and men Fuck it. I'll be i'm coming home, married to Blake, boys.
Speaker: the The other video on the Internet is a little bit older. Have you seen this guy? to a Bro trip. Well, no, have you heard? and There's this guy on the on the Internet and he did that. He and it's an older video, but he's like, I want to get married to a dude and it's not a gay thing.
Speaker: And he goes, hear me out. We have two steady incomes. ah You can fuck other chicks. You can fuck other dudes. I don't care. But we're going to have a nice house because we have both have two incomes. If you got a boat or if you got a boat, that's a plus. If you don't have a boat, we'll buy a boat together.
Speaker: you know but and a boat i got pepper exactly we got all since we both like exactly. yeah I mean, you know, at the end of the day, that's what it's going to end up coming down to because it's a being married. and We get the benefit we get tax be breaks. We are married. I mean, it's a win -win. Yeah. It's 2024. Nobody can stop them. I'm saying it's, you know, I'm just saying because at the end of the day,
Speaker: with the way most, and I'm not saying all, but most females are like that crazy bitch that we just saw. I can get a hooker or not. You're not paying her to have sex with your plan or leave at the end of the day. So if I want to get laid, I can be like, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna take a hundred bucks out. I'm gonna go get my dick wet. I'll be right back.
Speaker: What? I am not paying a hooker for a piece of ass. if you and i are are If you and I are legally married, and of course the rule is, if you want to go get laid, go do it. Yeah, I'm not bringing a fucking hooker. Don't bring a hooker in our house. I'm not bringing it in our house. That's what the Trump's for. Don't disgrace. No, no, they not no. I got a six foot bed that never has to be made, motherfucker, in my brand new truck.
Speaker: You're going to bring shame on our marriage by fucking hookers? but
Speaker: ah the moment had was special you I want to divorce is going to be off.
Speaker: so You realize you do not have to pay a hooker to get I've never paid for sex. I'm not saying I would. I'm just saying if I want to get laid and like I need to get laid that night because it's been a jerk off, bro. We're going to have separate bread with like obviously. Yeah, that's the thing. The guy in the videos is but we can build a house with two big bedrooms. You know, we need to live in our separate bedroom. Yeah, but that gets like a hooker. It gets old. You go to the bar and pick up chicks together.
Speaker: yeah Hey, this is my husband. You want to fuck him? It's not weird. It's not, it's a tax deduction, but it's not weird.
Speaker: I love women. I just, I just think that it's i'm just saying i'm just saying, it's a good idea. If, if you're like, I don't want to marry a crazy, like I think I both have good women. We don't have to worry about the crazies. I think all species and genders are, are we all have our crazy our craziness about us. you know but i the new The new, I'm more entitled and I'm more important than everybody chicks. yeah it's it's it's a younger it's it's ah It's a generational thing, man. And and it's,
Speaker: It's wild to see, it's wild to watch at the end of the day, but I mean... I don't fucking... I don't envy single dudes. i i just i just I just hope my daughters don't act that way. Oh, I'd have to kill my kid if she did. I hope my son doesn't act like a fucking child. Or let's... Oh, don't even be starving.
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: but but I it's it's the younger generation is wild uh and to to have ah an outburst that it's that it's that um it's that uh give me attention it's what it boils down to there's yeah there's no rhyme or reason to have an outburst like that in public other than the fact that And that's the world that, that's the generation that we live in as I want attention. And this is how I'm going to get attention. I'm going to throw a temper tantrum and a, and a, and a public place. The only reason why you have, the only reason to have an outburst like that at that dude is if that dude was getting on a plane with another champ or another dude, you know, this is 20 .4.
Speaker: Well, I mean, yeah, but I mean, it's that's the only excuse. It's the same as people who go online and just instead of having a goddamn civil conversation with somebody, it just goes online and yells and screams and acts like an asshole for an hour. And then, you know, like, take the attention you needed. That goes like you planned. Speaking of did things go as you planned, Leggy, how was first night?
Speaker: I was watching today, she was having all kinds of news. I felt bad for her, I was like, I too did the i too did the other night, it wasn't last night, I think it was. But I just couldn't focus, I couldn't focus. And I was like, oh, yeah, she's back on the day, let me bring it up and see how it's going. I didn't say nothing.
Speaker: No, I meant to watch. I saw a clip that she put up on TikTok, and I was like, oh. I got to figure it out. I understand in society that we live in, and I'm of the mindset of, I don't have to tolerate that. Was it just online, or was it across the board? Yeah, tech issues.
Speaker: I totally forgot you messaged me Wednesday too. And I'm just like, Oh yeah. Like the best excuse. I have no excuse. I totally just forgot. us but excuses no you No, you were sick. You have a better excuse. I'm just saying. I died, Jeff. I wasn't sick.
Speaker: Ooh, remember how it goes.
Speaker: No, but yeah, I agree. The the whole the whole ah screaming at the top of your lungs to the point where that chick's gonna be hoarse for like a month. but which Which that guy, I'm sure that that guy stayed with her. He was like, I hope you blow your voice out. You can't talk for a week. Oh, man, that sucks. So he's like even even in,
Speaker: yeah She's sharing the room and the equipment. So it's not her original equipment. So it's like not easily fixed text issues. Set that motherfucker on fire. Yeah. Just start bringing in your own shit. Set that motherfucker on fire. Yeah. Burn it to the ground.
Speaker: The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. Just sit there and sing it. We you don't give up. Let that mother.
Speaker: It's all right. It's only day two. You gotta work out the bug. Now we're got the kinks. You got a month. you're we fine Yeah, it's only day two. Don't panic yet. Yeah. Yeah, I.
Speaker: the he the whole
Speaker: ah
Speaker: Well, so aside from the bugs and the kinks and all the bullshit, how is the rest of them? Have you got to, have you got to partake in any of the other activities at the fringe or how has your turnout and whatnot been? Yeah, that reminds me. I was going to send you a message to send this video. It will run perfectly and smooth on the last day. Yeah. but oh well Oh, I mean I could try but I'm not but's to trying to do I might throw too much What you know about That damn disgusting fucking dog Well, you do that put put us on break and go clean that up Is apparently that's man duties yeah quality
Speaker: Unless the dog froze up. I was going to say, wait a minute. but maybe was it It wasn't originally, it wasn't your dog. I'm just saying. I've been trying to kill this dog for like three months. You're failing miserably. All right. Let's go to break. I gotta go clean up the dog. who I don't know how I'm going to do this. man business So.
Speaker: So, well, you know, if you throw up, that means Nikki has to clean up both. So go back to my show. All food and frozen burritos enjoy. Sounds tasty. You know, here's what you do to get out of it. And this is for the next time, not because you don't have time to do it now.
Speaker: What you do is you go out to the the the backyard, you grab the hose and a shop back. I'm like, I got this. Oh, I'm grabbing, I'm grabbing, um um'm I'm grabbing the yeah back the but grab the vacuum cleaner to be like, fucking figure this problem out later. but so Apparently I'm not. See? I'm not touching it. I don't know.
Speaker: anything and missed out Yes. And I totally forgot about it. I started listening to it today. I'll have to finish it. But we yeah we're going to take a real quick break. I got to go clean up. Bomb it. Bomb it. Apparently. Oh, let's take a little. while Let's go ah with the little. ah but but bla Jay St. John with his song Iconic. And we'll be back here just in a few minutes. Check out Jay St. John on all social media and everywhere you listen to music. Jay St. John. He was a good to interview. Make sure you guys check out that as well. It is on all the podcasting platforms as well as YouTube. You can go watch the replay of the live show if you don't want to listen to it. You can watch it. And we'll be back here just a few minutes.
Speaker: They keep asking me why I'm not iconic yet They keep on saying if I really wanted it I'd already have it So I must be lacking Show me the progress They don't know me well enough to know I'm not about it I'd love to be iconic But that's just what my flesh says And I'm just being honest I know it's ironic I wanna be up on the stage but never
Speaker: Can you say with some of my life? Can you try to explain everything about me? Do you think you know me better than anybody else better than myself?
Speaker: They must think that I'm iconic Look Monday, think that I'm flawless Everything I've ever wanted I lose all my morals in the midst of death
Speaker: Gotta break for a minute Try to see who I am Just chill for a second It's easy to get way too caught up in it Don't mistake, just break for a minute They keep asking me why I'm not iconic yet They keep on saying if I really wanted it I'd already have it so I must be lacking Show me the progress They don't know me well enough to know I'm not about it I'd love to be iconic but that's just what my flesh says And I'm just being honest I know it's ironic I wanna be up on the stage but never iconic
Speaker: Trust me, I am educated, but this just doesn't make sense. I could be infamous, feel so debated when I'm not even famous. And I don't know what fame is, but I can rhyme with famous. And I know that you know that I've been
Speaker: I'm not a cardiac yet Thank you for saying that If I really wanted it I'd already ask So I must be lacking Show me the progress They don't know me well enough to know I'm not about it I'd love to be iconic But that's just what my flesh says And I'm just being honest I know it's ironic I wanna be up on this stage but never I can't
Speaker: Well, there it is. That song just ended out of nowhere. Welcome back, Connor. Yeah, that song just ends out of nowhere there, buddy. Yeah, yeah that's, uh, that's, uh, that's kind of on me. Okay. Uh, with, uh, I was like, it's got like 15 more bars left, but no, it just ends.
Speaker: I mean, it was the end of the song. Hmm.
Speaker: You know, I have to uh in order to get solves that because YouTube has decided to be a cook extra ridiculous. So, right. Drugs. Not real drugs. Just. Yeah. Chris is taking drugs. Yeah. Cuz you're you're the first person on the show to be on the show on drugs.
Speaker: about meic said during I'm not taking like real drugs. I should have ignored it. for I hope it's not PM because um everything, if it's extension PM, I give me about five minutes before my head slams onto this desk and just like, well, I guess I'm just doing the show by myself now. i sit here but of my nose look really dig your die ladies and gentlemen ah nice match just video you'd like
Speaker: Wait, hold on a second. Oh, we got our views just in Greece. That would be hilarious.
Speaker: Oh, that's hilarious. Oh, my dryer just finished. All right, I'm back. Oh, dog dad to the rescue. You missed a little bit right there. but You missed a little bit. There you go. I'm awake now.
Speaker: and let's ah oh That never stop. Yeah. I'll tell you what, whether it's dog dad duties or kid dad duties,
Speaker: and to and Super dad to the rescue. Yeah. Doesn't matter. Dad's dying. It doesn't matter. Dad's a ghost because he's been dead for the last three days. and he said he Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. Everybody oh where you just never know what's going to happen.
Speaker: Anywho, he's Jeff. I'm Glick. If you're not already, go ahead and check out the network. We are on all the social medias. You can listen to us anywhere, anytime, wherever you listen to podcasts at. Don't forget. We have shows live Monday through Tuesday, all of the nonsensical network, or you can go to bio dot .link slash nonsensical network and find all those social medias. Give us a follow. Give us a like. And if you be so kind, give us a listen. We greatly appreciate that as well as to share.
Speaker: This week is the worst time for that. a What? Well, you you did Monday, you did Tuesday and we did Wednesday and then we haven't had anything till the day. Yeah, I know. So so check this out. So and the Sunday I missed. So like this past week is a shit. You know, I got I got to say.
Speaker: It's not a man flu. I got the COVID. he got we got to go I thought it was a man flu, but it turned out it was, I have COVID. So, uh, the kids had to go home early. Unfortunately, you know, they were, thankfully they were at the grandma's. So, you know, they weren't infected. Um, and everything kind of played out where their grandma was supposed to bring them home and we tested positive.
Speaker: And I called their mom was like, Hey, Nikki, and I just tested positive for COVID. She's like, don't worry. Uh, kids are with my mom, right? I said, yeah. She was like, I was like, but they're at dinner that she's going to be bringing them back. All right. Where are they at? I'll come and get them. I was like, cool. You know, let I'm like, and that's why Wednesday, when you guys were making fun of me about wearing my mask in the house was because I was going to in and out talking to.
Speaker: to her, she was in the truck, in their truck. And I was waiting on the kids to make sure they didn't need anything. They're doing the, like the distancing thing. So that, and then I came back here and I have my mask on and you guys were like, why the hell is he wearing the mask in the house? He's already infected. That's why I was, I was all over, I was all over. So.
Speaker: Um, it's okay. Like, yeah, I'm dead. I got, I got very thick skin. I realized that once you, once, once once you become a ghost, nothing really bothers you anymore. Life's just cool. It's easy breeds. You cover girl, baby. happy There you go. Cover girl. We got your your new sponsor.
Speaker: No. Um, But, uh, uh, uh, but yeah, you know, so yeah kids have to go over, but dude, I tell you what. I kind of needed to break because I had been going since last Friday. I did fish Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Prior to that, you know, I did, I did Monday, Wednesday. Yeah. So I mean, it was, it was, I did like 10, I did like eight shows in a 10 day stretch or something like that.
Speaker: So last night I tried to do the flash back out right i tried to do with marchs back Friday and I was going to do episode 14 episode 14 was three hours. We could only pre we can only upload a prerecorded video. ah man So I'm going to have to edit it doctor it and I might just cut the first hour out.
Speaker: I was thinking that. Yeah. Take the first hour out and the last hour of that episode is, is some of our finest work. i So, but yeah, I know. So yeah, as we talked to when we first started the show, I've been ill with the, uh, uh, I have been dealing with, uh, is it actually Brian or is it not Brian? That's weird. Cause he doesn't usually put the slash.
Speaker: So I'm kind of wondering the same. Hold on. Hold on, Brian. We get it. You don't need to put it twice. Calm down, dumb skull. What is he showing this? Has he been kidnapped? That's what I was going to say. Brian. That's probably him. Were you kidnapped? No, I'm working on my garage stuff. I was going to say, your garage was a huge business.
Speaker: like, if you're in the back of a van, show us two fingers. Jesus. Brian's been kidnapped and he's sort of. Brian's getting some candy. He's getting some candy. He's getting some candy. He was great. Yeah. Leave it to Brian. He gets kidnapped, thrown in a warehouse and instead of calling on the police, he's still got his cell phone and instead of calling the police, he's like, I'm going to jump on live. I'm going to live this. Well, here's the thing. If I go live, then people will know if I'm in trouble or if I'm not in trouble or I feel like that's what we were supposed to do, right? I could have sworn that's what you taught me, Jeff. Yeah, of course. When in doubt, I don't want to podcast and tell them that you're in a lot of trouble. I'm not going to say help. I'm not going to say help, but there's an axe in here somewhere, like with a murderer behind it. I don't know. How big is your garage, dude? It's big.
Speaker: Yeah, it's not big at all. I just, I just, I see the other wall now because I was like, damn, that's deep, but you're, you're really close to the other wall. Yeah. It's, it's like a, it's a she shed. It's, it's the he shed because the she shed is much harder.
Speaker: got get character used during in that bitch cause I know it's hot as hell in there. You're down in Florida. And we got a storm coming so there's that well, yeah, you guys got a hurricane coming in on you, don't you? be a the cat one but yeah something like that she's right yeah One I can still fucking and barbecue. Yeah, we just call it a we just call that a ah charal s stormmp Yeah, yeah It's a cat one for now. Yeah Well that last one that came over here that was by the time it hit us it was a cat one and
Speaker: and shit, it was it's thunder storming harder now. We we have we have AI Brian joining joining us. ae Ghost host Glick and and Jeff. You know, Jeff's the only real person here, right? No, I died years ago. I died months ago. You did you did die in a horrible Chupacabra accident. Yeah. i give six two but we're all We're all dead. comfortable manset We're all dead. Everybody died? What?
Speaker: Well, Chris got COVID and he died. And I died months back. this head pretty good for a dead guy same Same as me and Mark. I mean, me and Mark are running around. Yeah. you You and Mark died in a horrible dolphin manatee molesting.
Speaker: but yeah we toldny private he written they should You should read those signs in Florida. This is do not molest the alligator. Oh yeah, do not molest the wildlife. Yeah. wait You're the reason they put that up because you died. We are not. We are not the reason that they did that. no Jeff, what you don't know is that all those sides say please do not molest the manatees. roll in the heart good part and mark All the partners said Brian have been cut off with with a grinder.
Speaker: me please me please ryans sper onta beat embarrassed with a cutoff wheel yeah please did not bless the maniess We're talking to you guys over talking shit podcast So so ah so we're in the middle of summer slam what you're not watching, huh? No, I will try to I never watch the paper views on Saturday nights. I usually watch them on Sundays and i think by on way up in the yeah yeah I think Cash might be watching tonight. I don't know. He said he was going to try. They were at his grandfather's birthday party earlier today when him and I were talking and I told him, I said,
Speaker: Glick couldn't watch the remote was across the room and he couldn't get out of bed. You say that. I used to say hey i know i know the feeling. I had COVID as well. It's like, oh, it's too far. yeah you You say that, but I'm telling you what, man. Thursday, I i told Blaine, I was in and out of consciousness Thursday. I would i was in i was on the couch in the recliner.
Speaker: and One second, I'd be perfectly coherent and and and there and then the next, yeah and like 30 minutes later, I'm like, I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive.
Speaker: I'm alive. My friend of mine said, you're painting a colorful picture, Blick. I said, I got ran over by a Mack truck that then bounced me onto a railroad that then proceeded to get run over by a runaway train. And then after the train got done running me over, Mike Tyson picked me up and proceeded to skull fuck me with his fist for the rest of the day.
Speaker: Which is exactly how I felt Friday. act dude iphon and I told Nikki, I said, I played football. I used to get into a lot of fights. I ain't never felt that sore. I've been in car accidents. I mean, I drove my car off a 300 foot cliff. I have never felt so sore in so much pain in my life.
Speaker: What's that? I said that explains so much. Don't knock it until you try, Joe. I'm just saying. You know, oh I've done a lot of stupid shit. I didn't drive off the cliff on purpose.
Speaker: That's what happens. I mean, it's it's just one of those things. I don't know why, because I was listening to fucking GPS. but but what what turk person like at google who apps wasn't finished but whatever left turb its says go straight but I'm on the side of a mountain. Left turn now. Okay. You got to do what she says. You'll get mad. No. ah Yeah. no it so Like today, I was telling with Jeff earlier, Brad, today I was like, I feel, I feel it a little bit better.
Speaker: been a little ambitious. I'm gonna, I'm gonna put my laundry away. I'm gonna take a shower. I'm gonna shave. I took a shower. And I shaved. Everything else is secondary at this point. but Yeah, and it was just like, Vicki came home because she went and got her nails and stuff done and I'm standing in the bathroom. And I've got one hand on the on the door frame and one hand on the sink. And she's like, yo Okay, I was like, I'm not putting that laundry away. She's like, I can see that.
Speaker: i I'm out of gas. I'm lightheaded. I'm winded. I have no energy. And it's like, even right right now, like right now, I am sitting here sweating my ass off right now. I've been there. So it's just like... Are you in my garage? Are you on the bathtub today? I'm the guy with the ass. Oh, stop! I win! Catch a fucker!
Speaker: I feel like I've been hearing much. Listen, you you sound better today than you did the other day. So you've got to be feeling better, right? and saying I feel like in my head I feel better. Until you move for more than four feet. Yeah, like like like i I just went out there and I had to do the um the dog emergency, you know, with the but clean up the vomit stuff. Oh, good. Yeah, like walking back here, even walking back here, I was just like,
Speaker: cool
Speaker: it it might it might be like i will tell you i So, so I, uh, I don't know what it is, man, probably stressed or something. But the other day was a Tuesday, Tuesday, no, Wednesday, Wednesday, my day off. I felt great. Thursday morning, I get up.
Speaker: I get a shower, I bend down to pick the dog up to like tell her goodbye, you know? And she's a bigot. She's a husky. I wasn't really picking her up. She, you know, she does the paw thing. She's like, right Hey, I want to hug you for relief. Yeah, I threw my back out. I threw it right the fuck out dude. Like it was so bad that I could barely walk. It took me, it took me 10 minutes to go from the stairs to my car.
Speaker: Then I get to work and everybody's looking at me like, hey man, what the fuck is going on with you? And I was like, yeah. So I threw my back out and they were like, how how did you do it? Like, did you, did you lift something? And I was like, yeah, no, I bent down, picked the dog up and said like, tell her goodbye. And they were like, how much does this dog weigh? I was like, dude, I don't pick her up. I just, I bent down and she missed me a hug. So go to the chiropractor.
Speaker: He looks at i me, he's like, yeah, man, I think you pinched a nerve. Okay, great. That sucks. So how do we fix this? Can't fix it. Say what you do as a lord. Oh, you shoot it in the, you shoot it in the head.
Speaker: ah but the So, so I put my team home and and my wife is like, Hey, I got the tens unit. So I don't know if you guys know what that is or not. What is it? The tens unit.
Speaker: Oh, no, dude. I got my own personal shots, your muscles. So I've been living on that for the past two days. Like it's weird because I think I might be part Frankenstein because now I can walk. Yes, dude. Those things are amazing. I got, I got, uh, I got one that's got the different size pads and stuff. So you can put it like, I got a, I got a busted up shoulder. So I put it on my shoulder.
Speaker: I got one, I got the for my back and and and it's Bluetooth. So there's no wires that go to these these pads. and oh yeah know and Well, there's wired and and not there's wires that go to the pads, but it's Bluetooth. I have an app on my um my phone. Okay. and All these different settings and everything like that.
Speaker: wanna As a guy who fucked up his back in my early twenties, I shit you not, Nikki got a kick out of this one, I told her. I blew my back out one day, walking down the hallway, I farted. I farted. I did it the other day. So I bought Michelle and Kevin a pack of colored pencils and they were sitting on the bed and I sat down on the bed and a couple of pencils fell down. And I was like, oh, it's been over, pick it up. I bounced over for 45 minutes cause I picked up a fucking pencil.
Speaker: I was I was looking out for I was walking down the hallway and let one rip and I looked at my leg and when I did, I ripped and I felt my back. I went, shit. You know, for a week, I'm I'm around because I'm fucking burning, man. I'm fucking burning. But it's not a joke. This is serious, man.
Speaker: Everybody at work looked at me like, how did he die? and Yeah. Yeah. That happened. But that, there's, there's, there's tinge units, man. So years, years ago, when, when I first tore up my shoulder and I was going through physical therapy, uh, after, after you would do all the, after those goddamn demons would do everything that they, you know, you go through all the exercises and stuff.
Speaker: the last half hour of your therapy or whatever, they hooked you up to this tinge unit and you lay in there. And it electrocutes you? It sends electrical impulses into the muscles and tendons. I didn't strip wires off a lamp. Yeah, not the same. Not the same. I think it'll work. That's called electrocution.
Speaker: yeah I'll be like Ben Stiller and that fucking dog. Yeah. Yeah, now so and and and ever ever since and this is I think I was 19 when I tore my shoulder on a hell of a ever since and I have been I live and die by that ti and then when they started making them where you could buy your own personal ones, I always I always have ones I actually I have two of my have a smaller one.
Speaker: ah how do they run i amazon stacy got me one for twenty nine dollars thirty five and think the is got the four leaves on it so the it's got thwart you got two sets of four wires so eight you know eight tab You can You can do your shoulders, your neck, your back, the whole thing, right? yeah is a sudden easy In my mind, I'm picturing that stupid thing from the 90s. We're like, shock, shock your abs and get a six pack while sitting on your fat ass.
Speaker: ah you go yeah like that yeah It's similar, right? Yeah. yeah Yeah, those things are cranked up to like 30. Like ours go up to, mine goes up to 10. And today I had it on, I left, I left the house this morning and Stacy put it on me. So I go to work and everybody's like, what the fuck are you wearing? And I told him, I was like, guess it's a 10 unit. Stocking my fat ass back in machine they cut it all the Any higher than two, I like my start with spasm and I'm like, my shoulders start moving and shit. And they're like,
Speaker: Are you doing that? What the fuck is going on with you? Every time I put mine on, I don't even know what the max setting is on it, but I crank that some bitch all the way up. And it's funny when I, when I, but when my shoulders acted up because I do front and back and and it, and it, and it like, but it also you start speculating like like yeah it like shoots up ah up my neck too. So like my, it's like,
Speaker: ah by But it feels so good. I don't give a god. You can see this on the show one day. I'm just saying. Oh, we can totally do this, man. So what we'll do is, when Glick gets to drinking beer again, because I heard he's taking a break, did beer ever do to you? Does she break your heart? You tell me. I won't drink that, so I'm a bitch now for you. No, I just, uh, just, uh,
Speaker: It got old. Not really health reasons. I just, I just, I just want to, talk that great I just want to drop some LBs, man. And I just got over, speaking of throwing your back out, I just got over my back being thrown out a couple of weeks ago. And now I got this goddamn coat. Stop eating frozen burritos and you won't have gassy food. You won't throw your back out. no ah How about you shut your fucking whore mouth and leave my frozen burritos out this if i say you throw your back out when you floor but you eating yourroaritos to Give you gas, that's why you're throwing your back out because you're frozen breeze was just fert your back out i on your the I think I found the root of your problem. It's the first person frozen burritos. Don't give me gas I Would be foot taller every day Let's go no
Speaker: are but Well, we get we get the we get these uh I will have to uh find my tins unit. I I I think it's somewhere on my dresser. I'll find it. I'll I'll put it on. I'll put it out on the show. I'll do it on the show. No, there's a there's a restaurant that we order uh at a cheddar from and it's they send you a kilo at a cheddar. It's meat and it's cooked a certain way.
Speaker: and it comes with beans and rice and all that stuff. And the beans of that motherfucker, holy cow, I'll clear the house. and Excuse me so much gas.
Speaker: Oh my God. It's terrible. And I ate it for like a week and a half because it's really fucking good. And we were sitting, we were watching, uh, watching a movie and I rip let one rip and I just, I just sat there and waited. And all of a sudden I hear the kids. And no I was like, it wasn't me. It was the dog.
Speaker: They know better. like We know what the dogs smell like. Oh, no. It it vibrated the bed. There was no question it wasn't me. It definitely wasn't a dog. I'm just going to go with not the dog. Well, consider the dogs are on the backyard. I tell you like yeah i tell you what, Nikki and I were sitting out there watching TV earlier today, man. I was kicked back in the recliner. I propped my legs up and lifted my legs and let one I still blame the goddamn dog. She tried saying I seen what you you didn't see shit. That was the dog. was that was it That was a stretching exercise. I don't know. It's an anti covid. It's supposed to help with covid. I was stretching.
Speaker: I'm really disappointed in the vaccination. Yeah. Well, he didn't get your booster. He didn't get your booster. And the 15 actor. Yeah, no. No, I didn't get it. Somebody came up today. They had one of the guys that worked with him. He put a fucking mask on. I was like, what the fucking moment? He was like, no, I got a fucking nose, please.
Speaker: if supposed I don't want to get you guys COVID. I got to keep you guys safe. know the best The best about the pandemic was these assholes driving around in their car by themselves with a mask on. No, youre you're by yourself, you fucking listen. Who's getting in the car with you? I laugh i used to laugh so hard at that. I'm like, what are you doing?
Speaker: Me, I got six people in the car and I got no match on. Let those look the whole face. He's like, yeah, we're definitely not going to get it to that could keep you guys. here that is how good you but Yeah, he's not doing that because of COVID. but He's doing that so he can't see his face because he's scared. of even i mean I need a voice changer.
Speaker: no baba If they hit my identity.
Speaker: That's to save us from the trolls.
Speaker: I love these glasses. I don't know why. I stole these from Vipers. I don't either. i dont I can't do pit Vipers. A, they look way too big on me. I will i have a small head.
Speaker: and I've never been pit viper guy. I was always, i like I always were. I mean, Jeff, you remember when I had all my Oakleys? They were a lot smaller than pit vipers. I can't wear Oakleys either. yeah the Oakley, like they look like safety glasses kind of thing. on again they But on me, because i have I'm a small guy and I have a small head, an Oakley's on me look like I have bug eyes.
Speaker: I think it depends on what you did because that here's the thing I wear Oakley's and I can't like what glitz wearing not a chance can't wear them can't wear anything that goes like that. I have to wear minus the small squares. That's what I wear. No sunglasses. on the regular fuckingin squares She was like, fuck no. When I buy sunglasses, if I go to a store to buy sunglasses, there's a couple places here they sell like their their $5, $10, whatever, but they said they have hundreds of them. I'll sit there for like three hours till I find one to fit me. You guys own all the poxons, right? Oh yeah.
Speaker: No, there're you well there's a section there's a section of town here but down here where you can buy like anything. and like they got bags and you know all this crazy stuff but it's it's it's almost like a giant flea market I was going to say in Florida we call those flea markets well but it's but but they're not flea markets like you know like you won't go in there and find just a random rim it's their stores set up flea market style but they have you know 50 lighters and they have you know t -shirts all this stuff oh yeah yeah yeah we set up like a regular store
Speaker: we We have something like that. It's like that here. It's it's it's ah it's in a big building. It's down it's down in it's down by Cincy. It's called Trader Joe's, but it's in this massive fucking warehouse. And then it's all vendors. You know, it's not like... Yeah, exactly. like Yeah, yeah. And then... It's not like your 7 -Elevens in there and your JCPenney. It's set up on the whole side. but When I lived down in Charleston, there was like a big red area that had...
Speaker: all these big buildings in it. And it was all like individual vendors. Yeah. and you would go Yeah. like Well, like the there's guys there, they sell knockoff shoes. Yeah. Yeah. Like they're not, they're not Nikes. They look similar to Nike. They don't say Nike. No, no, they don' no they're they're not, they're not, they're not counterfeit.
Speaker: They're just similar looking, but they don't say Nike. They don't have the swoosh. And they're just, you know, white low tops. And you're like, Oh, those look like Air Force ones. Okay. You go to that same flea market and get you a purse that looks like a Gucci, but it's actually a goose. Oh, yeah. there's a pu roseart Yeah. like Hey, is that, uh, is that Dunium? Uh, no, that's David Brown. Yeah. David Brown. first Well,
Speaker: Believe it or not, counterfeit items like knockoff, louisu ta vo Louis bags and stuff. Not huge here. We learned Mexico City. They're not even knockoff, so that's the thing. They look like them, and they make the logo look just... but if No, no, no, no. No, but like they don't do it. Like you can't buy knockoff, so you can't buy...
Speaker: They like you, like from a hundred yards, you can tell it's similar looking, but it's not even remotely. and That's what they, I mean, you could go, you could at the, at like Trader Joe's, you can do the same thing. It looks, it's not right. It's not like it's the same style. It's the same style, but then when you get up there and look at it,
Speaker: It'll look, even up close, it almost looks like it says Gucci, but if you look close, it's, if you look at it closely, it's like two S's instead of C's, you know what I mean?
Speaker: But yeah, they're not they're they're not trying. it you know they're They just want to make it look like a replica, almost. but Right, yeah exactly. They're not trying to sell it as a Gucci, and it's not priced. I mean, you're going to buy the purse for $5, $10. And the other day, because they, you know, like Louis Vuitton's would say Louis Vuitton. And that's exactly what it'll say on the fucking sunglasses. It's Louis, L -E -W -I -S.
Speaker: V -O -T -T, you know, or whatever. Yeah, but but here's the thing. you Like, you get you get some people that are like, oh, dude, I just got a pair of Louis Vuitton's, and then you're like, you got Louis Vuitton's? Yeah. In New York, right downtown. Totally, totally legit. Guy was like, hey, these are Louis Vuitton's, and they're super stoked about it because they didn't get lied to. I'm like, yeah, you totally got a pair of Louis Vuitton's. Absolutely, you did. Yeah, you did. Are you loaning?
Speaker: I was wondering what dragon or I i don't have my glasses on. I can't fucking read shit. No, but like we, we went, we were in, we were in Mexico city a couple of years ago and I wanted, my wife was like, I want to buy a knockoff Louis Vuitton and we couldn't find them. Like we couldn't even find the replica and Mexico, you would think Mexico city, you know, there's a whole area down,
Speaker: Well, there's a whole area of town that like you as a white guy, you should not go by yourself. And they didn't even have them there. And that even in that place, I only go like a block in. I don't go deep because that place scares me. What could you for now? Jeff, you have one job tonight and you failed me. I put it in twice. those dark nineteen Don't forget y 'all. It's open panel. It's the Saturday night open door challenge. There it goes. I already did it.
Speaker: one time boys there Now it's there four times. So everybody should be able to find it. and If you, I have it, I have it pre -saved on my screen. So i all I have to do is click and click and then go.
Speaker: So do I. And I did it. I did it. I thought he would let you down because he was talking about how Ziki was going. And I was like, oh, where's the story going? Yeah. i Trust me. You just, you, I just know better when he starts. You know, what i'm about nose just in case you're like, I'll give him his moment. Yeah. You go so deep. What's that say? gotam That's my finger.
Speaker: yeah oh oh her just just buying a ted unit that five a times unit put it on his forearm had going baroom to watch little porn hub are not they one now not in my I don't watch Pornhub. I'm against Pornhub. It's not as good as the other site. Oh, no. Yeah, you just go right on Reddit.
Speaker: No, we we use XNXX. XNXX is great. I mean, XNXX is one of the best porn sites ever. As far as porn sites go, but I mean, outside of the non -porn sites, Reddit is the best. Oh, Reddit's awesome. yeah Because... but Unnecessarily good. Unnecessarily good. But it's it's only good because it's 100%, almost 100 % amateur.
Speaker: but But here's the thing, just all confidently likee this don't accidentally type in NSFW. and oh no that's the That's the only thing I type. Let's be honest. there's There's only one reason I'm on Reddit. I much like got red it my both this out bit the other day ah talked to the other day. He's doing good. There you go.
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: he said he says hello I originally got what baby remain i originally got into a Reddit account so I get advertised for the show when we started. And then I was like, wow, there's a lot of porn on here. I'm not going to have i don' i don't have haven't read an account. The only reason that I have read it is because, uh, years ago, I, it's great. If you're a sports fan, it's great for, uh, the free stream. It's great for almost anything because there is a section of Reddit for everybody. Well, yeah. how yeah like When I was, when I was down in Charleston, I just follow away. Yeah. It was very rare that I could.
Speaker: get any of my teams locally, yeah right was like Cleveland, Browns, Cavaliers. I couldn't get any hockey down there locally, baseball, anything like that. So Reddit, I mean, I can go on Reddit and put in Browns versus Ravens, and they popped up good links that I could then send from my phone to my TV and watch the game. I don't even have a Reddit account. I just have Reddit.
Speaker: yeah well you go on reddit you don't have to have an account yeah but some of the some of the porn sites they they block it and unless you have an account which is why i have an account just saying yeah i found reddit by mistake like uh we were we were all doing crypto the the doge and all that shit. So I was like, Oh, I got to go to Reddit and fucking make sure that I do this right. So I went on Reddit, and then I started doing that. And then somebody was like, Hey, dude, not safe for work. And I was like, What are you talking about? And they were like, Oh, yeah, nothing. And I was like, what is your letter? And I was like, not safe for work. And then I typed in something else. And then I was like,
Speaker: I'll tell you now, this is my new favorite website. I was just like, what's Facebook? Who needs that? Well, it would it it it is kind of like Facebook because if if the person you see, like if you see a certain person that you're like, wow, she looks really good naked or he, depending on who you are, you can follow them. And the next thing they post something, you're like, I saw her again, but I saw her insides.
Speaker: Right, but not safe for work, BBC. Hey, hey, hey. Not what I look for. Hey, hey, hey, how you doing, big fella? No, but you quickly learn that when you have a Reddit account and you start following, like, because you join the different pages. And then when you open your Reddit account, the latest from what page you follow, show up. And you quickly weren't learn, oh, I got patterned. Like, I follow a lot of chubby chicks. There are so many goth chicks on my page. It's ridiculous, man. I've never seen so much black dresses in my life. While there are a bunch of animal things gone on my feed, I don't know. No, I'm telling you, i'm telling you i'll I'll be dead honest.
Speaker: it's a lot of goth chicks. There's so much black lipstick. It's ridiculous. It's like, why is there so many golf trannies on my Reddit? Why are you on Brian's Reddit? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey, hey. There's a private, private messages that Brian. Obviously turned on, dude. What the fuck is going on? There's a private messages. Brian, you have a Reddit account, right? Yeah. Okay.
Speaker: Do not, and I repeat, do not leave a comment on somebody else's shit. Because it'll show up on your Reddit page. It'll show up on your Reddit. So if I look up your Reddit, I can see the comments that you left on other shit. And I'm like, well, Ryan doesn't get any.
Speaker: go to mine it's fine It's fine, you can go check me out if you want to. It's fine, I don't care. I tried to figure out Hacks for like Call of Duty because you know everybody can beat me at Call of Duty. Everybody beats me at this fucking wrestling thing right now and that's why I was like, hi you know I'm just gonna fucking...
Speaker: know i I've been wrong all the time. There's a Reddit page I follow. It's called the rabbit hole or something like that. And it's all these fucking weird stories and then links to the full story. And then in that link is another link. And next thing you know, there's your 15 pages deep going, it's the most fucked up thing I've ever seen. It's like watching one TikTok video. You have no idea. Follow for part two. And you're like, where the fuck is part two at?
Speaker: I mean, you know, it sounds like something. Oh, my gosh. Look who it is. Another dead man. Another dead man. Another dead man. I'm very dead. Holy shit. How are we? You got brand new legs. You got new legs. They're pretty good. I'm not going to lie. Are your legs better than my legs?
Speaker: and other than your legs. They're not the greatest. I mean, i I think I think they're the greatest but nobody. Are you trying on new pantyhose and stuff? Just to make sure that they are the greatest legs? No, they my my leg my legs work in my old pantyhose.
Speaker: ah the same size Maybe you shouldn't be so willing to invite Jeff to Scotland. Wait, do you have ready? Maybe you shouldn't be so quick to invite Jeff to Edinburg, Scotland. Or anything for that matter. yeah No, no.
Speaker: i it start is of birthday parties The terms you learn on Reddit are kind of interesting too. I put him in a box and mailed him the Cancun. so i mean He doesn't have the Post -its now. He's like, umm do not return the sender on it.
Speaker: There was no return address. It was just the box. I didn't even poke holes in it. I just stuck even in it. There were holes in the box when I landed, though. Jeff breathes out of his ass. I tried to drop him off at the fire station because I say no questions asked. I just held my breath.
Speaker: That didn't work. They, they, they brought him back the next day. So I was like, you know what? I'm just gonna stick him in this box, mail him to Cancun. Float him down the river. He floated all the way down the from the Ohio to the Mississippi to the Gulf and ended up in Canada. That reminds me, I heard this story and I kind of want to say it for Wednesday, but this is kind of interesting. This guy started in British Columbia, at Canada, and he took public transportation only.
Speaker: And he only spent $200 he got all the way to Tijuana. Wait, where did he start? British Columbia, Canada. Oh, well, like like subways, buses, no cabs, no, no, you know, but I mean, like the hop on a Greyhound because I mean, you could get on a no. Well, and that's that was my question. I don't think so.
Speaker: because he took like, he should, they showed him getting on subways and buses, like city buses. I mean, Greyhound isn't, that's not public transportation. Yeah. I don't and i don't really know how Greyhound is. I have to look, I'm going to look at it more and I'll have more for it on Wednesday. I mean, I guess you could, I know because like, I'll like, I mean, like you were on that. the old I mean, there's not really. Where's fucking British Columbia? Where's the Canada?
Speaker: I know that! Don't ask stupid questions. No, I'm just wondering, like, what part of... Like... Bus. Connor, real quick, are you smoking cigarettes, though? No. You're smoking weed. Oh, okay. it's This isn't even my weed. You're smoking meth. I wish I was smoking meth, man.
Speaker: but matt what made me click but Yeah, well BC BC's above California So, you know like he took public like he's it says public transport I'm gonna do a little bit more research on it find out because I was like, that's not gonna cool He just and the dude is like he doesn't take his phone like he doesn't play on his phone while he's on the bus He likes to look out the window and I'm like, I guess you're now word okay He's like, I'm like, just can't read. And I was like, oh, OK. Calm down, Rain Man. I killed one person and i subway like ah he's only spent like $200. First person to find the bodies wins. Yeah, that's what we need to look into. You guys want to take the server away. Yeah, we need to we need to look at police reports at at each stop, because homeboy is, do they put magnets to his head?
Speaker: it's
Speaker: now he does now doesn't um he doesn't He's not a genius anymore. Oh, that's right. I swear I have all these genius ideas. Let me put those fucking magnets in my head.
Speaker: Yeah, that's that's maybe like my biggest reason that I'll never do hallucinogens again. I've never done a hallucinogen. That's a shame. I accidentally dropped acid one time.
Speaker: <unk>ver dad incidentally bomb i was a new military i did all my I did all my drugs before but or the military. Listen, and and here's the thing. I do not do cocaine, but I like the way it smells. It smells fantastic.
Speaker: I agree. That's a lot of energy. but Yeah, it's weird. You like, you smell it and then all of a sudden you're awake for fucking three hours plus, you know, past the bedtime. Three hours? Those are rookie numbers. You got to bump those numbers up. I'll say it after my bedtime, you know, like I go to sleep at midnight. It made me stay up three hours past my bedtime. Here's the video. Check this out.
Speaker: pick that this next and go on determined to see how far he could travel using only public transit. but people who know me they already know i'm nu For one, he didn't cheat, not a single day. In track or flight, a TransLink employee, Huey admits public transit is his passion. He loves it. And so for nearly 3 ,000 kilometers through three US states, he didn't read, but instead soaked it all in. No. um In fact, one of the things I enjoyed doing was just purely looking out the window, looking at the scenery that was passing by me, whether that's the Oregon coast, whether that was the the giant redwoods that were in Northern California.
Speaker: Now, for the record, this was not about saving money. The transit fares totaled about $200 US, and that does not include all the nightly hotels. Huey also had it all planned out before he left. He knew that nine days later, he would make it to the Mexican border, pull the bell, and asked to be let off in Tinoana. There it is. What a douche. He was really happy about it.
Speaker: Well, he doesn't like us. All right. You know what? Virgin. That's all I'm going to say. 100%. 100%. 100%. Virgin. That's why he was going to Tijuana.
Speaker: yeah ah Yes. I'm not into a seat, but I may have a foot fetish. Well, that's kind of TJ. I mean, that's just that's just thing too. so Foot fetish, is that why he moved down to the? Well, I think he just did.
Speaker: Well, he um what? john Yeah. Is it the foot fetish that made you move? so far Honestly, I'm not that in defeat just by wife. I like my wife. Just hers. Yeah. if a Like, like, I explained this when we, when we talk about strict jobs, but, but like,
Speaker: I'm not, like, if I see a chicken sandals, I'm not like, holy shit, no, I'm hard, no. It does nothing. But my wife has gorgeous feet. I'm not a beast, what are you doing apparently? Hey, how much do you want to sell those feet to explore? I do. I keep telling my wife I did it. I told my wife like a thousand times, we could be millionaires tomorrow, we'll just sell your feet pics, nobody has to. What about the only fans, dude?
Speaker: straight up. like You're like $1 .99. You're going to see like 10 picks. All right, boys. I mean, I got to get my little ones to bed. All right. Good to see you, man. Hope you have a really good recovery. And as usual, get some more edible stuff. Let the doctors know. Oh, ah ah just got a brand new prescription. Hey, guys, go fuck yourself. Hey, Glick. Hey, Glick. I hope you know.
Speaker: I fucking hate you. What's your level at the same time? Hey buddy. Hey Connor, you're beautiful. I know. Your beard is sexy. Your beard is sexy.
Speaker: god fuck the blue shift to my this connecting that successfully the bru shoes twice is connect to those
Speaker: lose the mar strategy during But not missed one tonight. What's that? Rhett has not missed one tonight from our show. He's made every single pick so far. And the picks that he did are with the things that he said, hey, this is what's going to happen. And I'm like, yeah, that's not. Well, how about we not drop any spoilers? We're not. We're not. We're not. Listen.
Speaker: cash cash and that Cash and I were making art picks and I was like, cause because we while we watch wrestling together and we have conversations when we watch wrestling and and we talk. Your phone's going to beat you by the way. I'm just letting you know. What's that? yeah He's going to beat you. i naer no No, because I think we only disagreed on one pick. Really? yeah Was it the LA high pick?
Speaker: Uh, well, I said there's spoiler alerts. I'm not, I'm not, I'm just asking. I feel like, I feel like your son is, is in one direction and you're they're like, yeah, that's fine. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. no We, um,
Speaker: we were on the same page there on the same page there. Uh,
Speaker: On the same page there, I think our prediction is going to come right there. There. God damn, where were we all though? Oh, for the Intercontinental title. An Intercontinental title, we different. That was the only match that we different. What match is that? Is that Sammy and... Sammy and Braun. I'm going to guess he picks Sammy. Yeah, he's a Sammy guy.
Speaker: He's a Sammy guy. Yeah. Yeah. We, we had that conversation before he is a Sammy guy. Yeah. so we guys so But yeah, no, I mean, which, I mean, we watch wrestling together. We, we, we talk about wrestling when we're watching wrestling, we talk about like the upcoming.
Speaker: next Monday night, next Friday night, what's going to happen, the paid reviews and stuff like that. so and And I think it was so cool doing a show with him. I mean, he was a little bit bummed out, you know, that that I said it on here. It's so big secret. He's a little bit bummed out that we didn't get the invite to come back. And I was like, du don't worry about it. Well, I'll just make it. and And I felt bad because I was like, you know, they're doing their thing. It it wasn't we. Hold on. Hold on. I don't want anybody.
Speaker: that we we just, where we were trying to mix it up. Here's the thing, we didn't even do a results show. I know. well yeah we Yeah, we totally fucking dropped the ball there. Mark came up with this one because we had the conversation with Bryce a while ago and he was like, yeah, I'm in and I want to do it and blah, blah, blah. And and so it was just going to be me, Mark and Bryce.
Speaker: And then Brett and Mark had talked or something. I don't know what happened there. And then I don't know. I guess that that was the whole thing. And then I was just like, hey, you want to invite Rick? And then Mark was like, no, I'm doing a show. I guess you had told everybody that you were going to do one. And I was like, I didn't.
Speaker: I didn't decide that until after you guys announced the show because his cash should ask about it. And I was like, well, I mean, we didn't get it. We we didn't get invited. And he was like, oh, man, you know, like he wasn't like upset upset. He was just like, oh, man, you know, because he had fun doing it.
Speaker: Listen, I don't want you guys to ever think that there was ever any animosity. You didn't leave you guys on bad terms, man. Here's the thing. I blame Brian. You can blame me all you want to. We talked about this, guys. I thought things were going to get different from me. It was going to cause me to have to leave my own.
Speaker: show, it's kind of sucked. And I was like, dude, I don't want to leave the show. And Mark was like, well, I want you to leave the show because I want to do the show with you. And I don't want to do it with anybody else. I said, Mark, there're there's so many people on the network that can help us. And he was like, yeah, I understand. But you and I came up with the the the whole concept sitting around your fucking dining room table. He was like, I would feel fucking horrible doing the show with anybody else. And I said, Mark, whatever you want to do, I'm in. And he was like, OK.
Speaker: I don't think right now we need to be on the network." And I said, why? And he said, because you have things going on in your in your life, i don't want to I don't want to try to have other people come in and help because I feel like we can do this. And I was like, okay, so what do you want to do?
Speaker: And Mark was like, I want to do the show with you. He was like, if you get the job if you take the job and you do this and that, if we have to do a Monday or Tuesday or anything like that, we can do that. I said, well, if we're on the network, the hard part about that is is there's other shows that are, and I feel like, and I felt terrible because I was like, I'm gonna ask these guys to move the schedule around. I'm gonna ask these guys to, hey, can we do Tuesday one one week?
Speaker: Hey, can we do fucking Friday one week? And we're still at that point because that's what we're doing now. Mark's like, Hey, I got us a show with this person, but we're not going to be able to do it until like a Monday. And I was like, well, it is what it is. know We got to do a Monday. We got to do a Monday. So well, thats No, like with the whole wrestling big thing, I, you know, like I said, you know, I didn't think I would, I was like, eh, whatever. You know, that's just my mentality right now. Yeah, but you guys could still reach out and they're like, hey, we want to do the show still. And we would have done the show. We just, I think we did the show on Tuesday and it was supposed to just be the three of us. It was supposed to be me.
Speaker: bryce and mark and that was it. And then, I don't remember what happened but I guess Brett had reached out to Mark or Mark reached out to Brett and and it was like, yeah, we're doing that. So, if you reached out, I would have been like, yeah, **** it. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I know. But I was, ah you know, cash was like, oh, you know, that kind of sucks and I was like, you know, and then we were watching wrestling and I was like, dude, do you want to do your own show? Like, have your own wrest like You know, like i think that's really cool too like, like an actual wrestling show. And he was like, by myself. And I was like, want to know by yourself like can we do it? I said, hell yeah, let's do it. Which was kind of cool that he wanted to even be a part of something with me. So I was like, yeah, we we'll start with the SummerSlam picks. And and then we'll kind of, and and it will it won't be a weekly thing. It'll be like every other week.
Speaker: ah you know, or, but you know, whenever, and I don't even know, I don't even know an exact day. I was thinking Fridays, you know, I want to do it when Nikki's working because typically if Nikki's off and and the kids are here, we try to do stuff, whether it's family movie night or, or, or go, go to the beach or, or whatever, we try to do something when we're all, when we're all off in here. So it might be Saturday afternoons, you know, I don't know.
Speaker: but it'll only be like in every other week thing when he's here but he's super excited about it and and he was nervous uh the first show which was you know expected like but like he had he had a lot of fun doing it like as soon as the show was over he was like so the next one we gotta recap summer slam we gotta we gotta put out you know our prediction what we said if it came if it happened blah blah blah you know And then but after that, we can start talking about Friday. We can start talking about SmackDown and Raw and building up to the next pay -per -view. And he's like, I'm gonna start watching old school stuff so we can talk about old school stuff. And he's like, all right, he's excited. So it's really cool. it was like like It was like no big deal for me that I'm like,
Speaker: For me, it's like, I know you guys got your thing going on. it And even when you guys left it, I told, i tried and I tried to tell Mark. I was like, we're getting ready to reshuffle everything as it is. I mean, Jeff moved to Sunday, I moved to two, my but music show moved to two things. And I'll tell you, man, honestly, Glenn, me and Mark thought you were trying to do that because of us. And I was like, No, we realized really quick, having Glick's House of Music on a Friday is like the worst decision ever, because that's when these guys that he's interviewing have gigs.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was already wanting to move. I was already wanting to move away from Fridays. I was actually going to go to Sundays. ah But then Jeff was like, you know, I wouldn't mind having Sundays if you're okay with it. was And I'm like, oh, so that's why I tried to explain to Mark. and and and i And I think that was the other thing that I and told Mark, I was like, and and not and I wasn't trying to be a dick. And this is something that I've told him in private. and And I think I've sent a group setting too.
Speaker: A lot of times when you're booking interviews, I understand you're excited to get them and you want to get them on as quick as you can, but when they change their mind, push for the day that you're like, that you're, that you do your show on, you just might have to push them out a couple more weeks, but they're, they're willing to work with you. And I've had to do that on front. Now with Tuesdays, now that I switched to Tuesdays, I'm booked all the way up. I'm booked all the way through August.
Speaker: Because people are like, are you available this day? And they want to jump on as quick as they can. ah But before, i was that's why my interviews on Fridays were kind of sporadic, because it was it was hard to. And and and i didn't want to you know I didn't want to lose the interview, but I wanted to work with them as much as I could. yeah But we we trust me. We understand completely. But yeah I was just like, it was just one of those things where is Sometimes it was just like, I know where you're coming from, but you gotta to give a little. ah But yeah, the only person I'm mad at, and I don't care if he hears it or or if you guys tell him, the only person I'm mad at right now is fucking Jarvis.
Speaker: Yeah. I think, uh, I don't know what was going on with Steven, but I feel like Steven was kind of in his own head. Like, I mean, we, we, we bump heads, man. Steven, you seen it. And, um, I don't know what happened. We, we did a sad. I thought the jump on the show. I was on for a few minutes and then he kicked me, you know, and I was like, well, fuck, I can't get back in the show. I kept trying. I don't know what happened. And I was looking at everything. I don't know what the hell happened.
Speaker: I don't know. Here's the thing. I just I feel like he was he was gone for a little while too, right? Like he left. um He left on a Monday. He was supposed to do the show on like a Monday. He wasn't there and then he wasn't there when it was like WTF News and I was like, I think I feel like he was probably having some some things going on and I didn't want to, you know, I joke about it and stuff like that because you know, we kind of bumped heads here tonight.
Speaker: It is what it is, dude. I don't know if he's still on his own head, though. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. no but i think look I talked to him after he had left, and then he was like, yeah, he was like, Glick and Jeff are kind of pissed off at me. And I was like, OK, why? And he was like, because I left the show. And I was like, so did you leave? yeah It wasn't that he left the show. It wasn't that he left the show. That doesn't bother me the way he left the show.
Speaker: I'll be 100 % honest. i'll be one hundred percent honest i was a little like I'm not upset with you guys. I'm definitely not upset with you. like I'm always upset with Brian. ah you know I was a little annoyed with Mark. And it is what it is. i mean I'll have the same conversation with Mark if he's open to have it.
Speaker: I was a little upset with Mark because it was like, we're leaving the network. Brian's going to take this new job, which where we were all excited for you. We hoped you would have got it. and You would have taken it. And I, you know, Irish shot to you today. Cause I was curious cause we haven't talked. We haven't talked to them. They offered me the money that goes along with that job. It didn't make any sense.
Speaker: So, you know, and and it was more like, let's have a conversation, stop being so goddamn stubborn and bullheaded and thank you and think you know everything. I don't know everything, but like, let's conversate and see if we can make this work. That was, it was an annoyance. It wasn't, I was mad at, you know,
Speaker: and And it was because, you know, you guys ah collectively, the three of you said, Hey, we want to do this network with you. If something ever happens, can you please do us a favor and don't send us a text message? Don't like fire us. Like, I'm not the, I'm not firing guy. park and Foremost. I'm not your boss. We're all here doing the same goddamn thing. right Just have fun and do your fucking show. I'm not fucking firing anybody, but okay. If something that ever happens and it's like, look, like you can't be on the net. I'll have that conversation with you.
Speaker: Mark, for the most part, was open to conversation. We chit -chatted. We talked a little bit. It was more of an annoyance than anything else. It's like, yeah, it is what it is. It's whatever. It was going around in circles all the time. Go do your guys' thing. I still listen. I'll be honest with you guys. I still tune in. I never tune in. I don't do the replays. I don't watch them. I don't even watch my show. Yeah. I tune into the replays. Like I do a lot of people when I'm at work, I put it on and listen.
Speaker: but
Speaker: Steven, I'm actually pissed off at. I'm really pissed at Steven. And I want to know, because he sent me a text message, or not a text message, a message on Messenger, I opened it up and I went to respond to it and he had unfriended me, he had blocked me, whatever. So I sent him a message on Instagram. I think I was a little pissed off, but I wasn't a complete dickhead.
Speaker: and he he read it and then unfollowed and blocked me. And I'm like, are you fucking kidding me right now? You know, like, you sent me, you asked me this, you asked me to do you this favor and this is this is what I, and I told him flat out, I said, I was the one guy who always had your back. when it went When Mark or Brian said, don't have him on this show, don't have him on that show or Jeff was like,
Speaker: don't have Steven here or or anybody. I said, I always had your fucking back and I supported you and and I believed in you. And this is the fucking thanks that I get. It's and it's a huge slap in the goddamn face. And I thought I told him, I sent him a message last week. I think it was on on Xbox. And I said, very cowardice way to go. You know,
Speaker: I don't know what the hell's going on. Whatever you decide to grow. I want to have a conversation at this point in time. Steven will never be back on, on this network or anything like that. I think Steven will come back and not to the network, but I think Steven needs to like, I don't know what he's going through. I know like when I last seen him, remember like he just cut his hair and like try to clean up his appearance kind of thing. I don't know if that was,
Speaker: because he was getting ready for the new show or whatever. Or, you know, I think the other part of that was he was talking about how him and Alyssa want to try to have a kid. So I don't know if he's, and that's where, you know, I, here's the thing. I sent the man a green screen and I was like, Hey man, use green screen, do your fucking thing. Stop sitting around in the living room, make it look good. You know,
Speaker: If you're going to do a sports show, especially dude, load the brain green screen up, put the background in, let's see what happens. I i just think that Steven probably just needed some time and he should have just probably been like, Hey man, I just want to take some time. I want to take some me time and do what I need to do or something like that. Something to that extent. I don't know if I'm making sense or not, but I feel like that. And I have no, I know, but I, but I have no problem with that. But you block people right after you send that message.
Speaker: just like, let me know. I don't want your response, you know, because I literally messed it messaged him the day before because we we had nobody had heard from me. Nobody. and I was like, Hey, Ben, are you okay? Still alive? Like, I checked in on it. And then the next day or two days later, I got that. And I'm like, What the fuck, man? So it's just like,
Speaker: what would you know what a What's going on? you know are you more Mark hits me with a message. He abruptly leaves. Not a whole lot of conversation to be had, you know, when, when I tried to talk to him and and be like, you know, let us know what's going on. We can, we can try to make arrangements. If you got to move days, we'll figure it out. You know, let me know what's going on. It was, it was, it was a very short conversation, not, you know, it was, Mark was dead setting. Nope, we're done. We're leaving. We, we're going to continue to do the show. Okay, cool guys. Do your show, man. I'll be watching, you know, we'll, we'll, we'll, you know, I mean,
Speaker: Obviously I came on and told a crazy elaborate story about you guys dying and being like, obviously a joke. It was definitely AI that took over us. you obviously i'm not listen dude I played into it. and I was like, Hey man, ah we're gonna open the show and I'm gonna be AI.
Speaker: Mark's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember we're dead. And I was like, all right, cool. like i thought it was what did i mean Listen, and that's the thing. Like, I feel like we don't have to be a part of the network, but we can still work together. You understand what I'm saying? Right. I wanted to leave the network. I get it. It's because of me. And I feel fucking horrible. But Jeff, what the Florida kicking Brian's ass. It's back. in
Speaker: he does he gets all the interviews he gets the he gets the show started you know he does mark is is a big reason that i do the show i don't do the show because i wanted to do the show i did the show because of mark you know he's been a long time friend of mine so i just at the end of the day i want to do what's right for our show first and i love i love the network i get it The network is fantastic, dude. I love what you guys do. you know yeah I was super happy to be a part of it, but I feel like Marcus wanted to take us in a direction to where we need to do what we need to do. My biggest thing was just more of a, like I said, more of an annoyance because it was just like,
Speaker: This is what we're doing. This is how it's going to happen. Nobody's going to say anything. Nobody's going to tell me differently. And then there was like the, like the just constant, just like dead set. Like we're on the network, but I'm going to keep just fucking with click and going against everything. Click says, I don't know if that's just a Mark trade or not. And I don't know it was long as you do.
Speaker: obvious Mark, you drive me crazy, dude. I love the guy that does, but he drives you absolutely insane. And I just want to strangle the shit out of him sometimes. Yeah, but he's so small that you're going to be like, oh, here's a hug. Well, he's also so small that if I try to give him a hug, I might accidentally just strangle him a little bit.
Speaker: Yeah, man, it's I mean, they're, they're, me and Mark have nothing bad to say about a nonsensical network at all. You love them guys. It's just bad about Blaze all you want because that fucking Blaze guy.
Speaker: you that no Oh, shit. Hey, please somebody I didn't see there. Did he get some nothing? This fucking marijuana bite. Oh, hey how are you? How you doing, sir? I'm too stoned to give a fuck. No, no, no, no. As of right now, I am.
Speaker: thoroughly pissed off and been out of shape with Steven. And it's, it's almost one of those things. And I borderline feel bad about saying this. I don't give a fuck what you're going through, man. Like there comes a time in your life where you got to fucking man up. You got to be a man. And, and, you're and, and, and he's not at this moment in time. And, and I'm pissed off at it. Give them gi timing just in the space, dude. but know thing When I first met Steven, I liked them. Then we got into our little thing and then I don't know. I mean, I'm back and forth with him, but at the end of the day, he's ah he's a man, dude. He's got a fucking man up to his own shit. I can't do it for him. Mark can't do it for him. No one is going to do it for him. You're not going to do it for him. Just not going to fucking do it. He's he just giving some time. Let's see what he says. But, you know, he, there was a sports show on deck for him.
Speaker: And hopefully the show is going to come around and hopefully he comes up with something good. I heard there's some names for the show to try to help. I don't know if he'll ever even acknowledge anything that I sent to him, man. But I personally shouldn't have told you. My wife came up with something the other day. She said, so for sports with Steven. Thank you. Nice.
Speaker: I heard that he's no player on doing a sports show. ah More power to you. I said it on here and I'll say it again. You better not use the title I gave you. What's the title?
Speaker: I'm not going to tell him to use it now. I said, it out do not, do not use my title and do not use my logo. Cause sports at one point, I was like, i no, no, no, no, no. I know. I i was trying to explain cause he was so in his head about everything with like intro, outro. And then he was mad because he wanted this professional and and I'm like, dude, 30, 45 second intro.
Speaker: stop. I said, Jesus Christ, look at clicks house of music. It's goddamn Cody Rhodes entrance music. Look at what the fuck news its just the random news sounder that I found on YouTube. Yeah, I used. Yeah, it's a thoroughly goddamn intro until we find something better or until, you know, we sort of a fucking knockoff fucking logo, dude.
Speaker: Like somebody made a logo for us and we found out later that it was fucking already copy written. I was like, well, that ain't gonna fucking work. I mean, that's all I literally grabbed a bunch of photos and put them together. Nonsensical nonsense logo. I mean, that's something that, I mean, it was, it was, it was, it was kind of a one and done. It just stuck. And when I did the network, I was like, well, I'm going to go ahead and run with the same gimmick, except I'm going to put a yeah microphone right in between these two beer mugs. But I mean, here's howison so sounds good to me. Yeah. Glick's house of music. i've I've had, I've had,
Speaker: I think I bought my fourth logo that I made. I bought my second. But I guess he said something about Rocky wanted $250 for an intro. And I was like, all right, well, I don't know what to tell you. That's between you and Rocky. But Rocky's a professional, man. That's his job. That's his business. And he's like, well, he did nonsense called nonsense for free. And I'm like, OK. He offered. I said, first and foremost, I didn't ask for that. He did that for him. He did that for me.
Speaker: because we've been friends for as long as we've been friends. I said, you don't understand the relationship that Rocky and I have now for clicks house of music or, or men care for men or, you know, what the fuck news. If Rocky asked me to pay for it, I will absolutely 100 % pay for it. I asked Rocky, I said, do you want anything for this ins ensure that you made? He's like, no, man. He's, I did it for you.
Speaker: because you've always been there for me. Like I've always supported Rocky. ive Rocky was our first interview when we thought we were, when we thought not sensible nonsense was going to go to the interview route, Rocky was our first interview. Yeah.
Speaker: when we realized, like we did a few interviews on Nonsensical Nonsense, don't get me wrong, because we were doing Nonsensical Nonsense three nights a week. right So, you know, we had a night where we could do interviews, but we realized that wasn't what we wanted to do. Now Glick's House of Music is a totally different thing. That's that's that's the whole thing I'm doing, is is interviews. Rocky was my first guest on that. Rocky, I've been asking for five years for this album release, and Rocky saved it for that show.
Speaker: So I mean, it's like, that's a relationship that Rocky and I have. You know, we that's that's that's my little brother at the end of the day. You know, I've supported him since day one. He's supported me since day one. We're going to continue to support him. There's even bigger news, even more shit that's going on behind the scenes between me and Rocky that I'm not even allowed to talk about yet. Because Rocky's gay. They're gay. They're going to come out the closet. They're coming out the closet. God, Rocky and I told you that in confidence.
Speaker: see don't you it's not game we don't look at each other my stop you vote don't get hard trust me we both get hard you know you you know when you you know you go to the the golden crowd you get the vanilla chocolate swirl ice cream that's what we look like
Speaker: They look like a huge zebra walking down the street. No, it's just like, I don't know, man. I don't get worked up, but it's just, I don't know if I'm mad yeah more i don't know if i'm mad or more hurt with the Steven thing. I really don't know, man. I just... Listen, listen. Here's the thing. just it's not a big deal. Let it go and and we'll **** deal with it later. I mean, we're all **** grown. We can all deal with that **** later. It's not a big deal. It may be a big deal right now but it's not a big deal. I mean, you're listening to this. I'm coming to **** Minnesota and we're going to duke it out old school style. Minnesota. yeah youve gotta get him out of the mic loie i gotta hit i got what You gotta get on get and um break them out the have a snowball duel five paces snowball fight right in his driveway. Fuck you Steven. Oh, fuck you. Dude, he posted a picture the other day. He's eating a fucking what the hell really good. Oh, that bitch got fucking white hassle.
Speaker: I'm so fucking mad, dude. We don't have White Castle here. I like White Castle. I appreciate your wife's chocolate chip cookies. Thank you, Alyssa. These are delicious. I appreciate it. That's all he had to say. That's all he had to say. Thank you. Just once. Oh, my God. Threw me nuts. He was so disgruntled. She brought him a plate of chocolate chip cookies. and he anyway And he was just like, I was like this, motherfucker.
Speaker: That pissed me off more than anything. Good. Yesterday. So yesterday, Nicki, Nicki went to the store, right? I can't hear you guys. Why can't you hear us? Why can't you hear us? Who are you fucking hearing us? Take your earbuds.
Speaker: Yeah, in a good way. So my thing is I have no... Well, take them out and then just listen through your speaker. me We can't hear you. We can hear you. i Yes, we can hear you. break on real bad news What'd you say? Take your earbuds out. No,
Speaker: yesterday, Nikki went to the store. Nikki went to the store. She had to get some stuff for like dinners and poverty blah, blah, blah. before she left, you know, of course I'm dead. So, you know, what does a dead guy need? She asked me, she said, do you want anything or need anything from the store? I was like, <unk> coff and get I I was like, I don't know. I just, maybe just regular potato chips or stacks or both or whatever. So like, and then while she was out and the about and she was shopping and whatnot, she was like, have you eaten? I was like, No. um So yesterday yesterday I spent like all day yesterday playing Call of Duty. It's the first time that I've played Call of Duty that long and forever. I didn't want to move from the count. Dude, I could literally just sit there and do this.
Speaker: you so little go like play It'd be a lie if I told you I didn't doze off a couple times during the game. but Oh god, I'm playing Call of Duty. I've done that. I've done that. I was playing Gran Turismo and I was so tired. I literally drove off the road. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, she texted me. Have you eaten? oh She's like, you keep it that way. I was like, oh, okay. So, you know, she called me. I just got done at Walmart.
Speaker: irish she actually I just got that at Walmart. I'm on my way home, but I gotta stop and get your surprise. I was like, well, I like surprises, but she was like, it's food. I said, even better. But I haven't had Raisin, I love Raisin canes. I haven't had Raisin canes in forever. she brought me a caniac, which is the big box. It's six tenders. I mean, it's the big, big box that Raisin canes. And I was like,
Speaker: I was like, Oh yeah. So I think I think I told her, thank you like four or five times. And she's like, I got you stacks. And I was like, thank you. And she's like, and I got you potatoes. Thank you. She's like, I got you frozen burritos. I was like, hey, yeah, you did. Thank you. you i like and and And then i all I did ask for pierogies. I love pierogies. But she got me like this big ass fucking industrial bag of pierogies. And I was like, oh, yeah, thank you. She was like, and I got pudding. And she like I think she got pudding for herself, but she also got pudding that she knew.
Speaker: Son of a bitch. That shit drove me crazy. Like, really? Like, show some goddamn appreciation, motherfuckers. You just scooped them out of a fucking bucket and they were already pre -made. They all shouldn't do a storm in an oven. I can say thank you, Dan. Like, every time they say something for me. And that's what he said. He just got them out of the box. Every time she does something for me or gets me something, I always at at bare minimum say thank you. Listen, my wife, my wife decided today because I said, hey, let's do meatball subs. She's like, all right. She changed her mind on me and she did po' boys. You smacked it, didn't you? No. First time she ever did po' boys. She took, she took po' boys. Oh my god, dude. Made her own room a lot and everything and I was okay. I got it. Oh, okay. So, so I gotta ask.
Speaker: ah how do they How do they match up? How do they stack up to what? To to like an O .G. po boy at like a like a shop restaurant on the water. So she thought she goes, hey, i'm I might have overspiced this. She did. What'd you do? You did you did slap your mama. And what else did you do on the shrimp? I like slap your mama. Slap your mama. Royal seasoning in the pot in the flour. What did you do in the flour?
Speaker: it that's all you did okay so what what did you do that made it super hot and you were like oh it's a little spicy and i was like nah that shit's fucking baller i put tapetilio in the ra in the oh she did tapatio in my room a lot she made her own room a lot she didn't have louisiana hot sauce so she used tapatio and i was like that's good Stop it to you. I put on everything. Shut up, Jeff. You're the guy who fucking eats. She said the only thing she would have changed was she would have grown up. Hey, jalapenos out of the can are good. My asshole don't like them. She would have blended up the sauce to make it come out of a squeeze bottle because she put like chopped up pickle relish in it.
Speaker: Okay. So she was like, I would have changed that. She was like, I would have blended it up really good. It's a good thing. It's, it's like, and this is going to come out wrong. It's a good thing. I'm not married. Your wife, I'd be 400 pounds. I'm getting there. Don't worry. What did you do? What did you do when she presented? Oh boy. Uh, I said, oh, Stacy's got a picture. She's going to send it to you. Don't worry.
Speaker: but but But what did you say when she she said, here you go, here's a po' boy? Yeah. So I was thinking that we were having meatball subs. So I was like, I came home and she was like, hey, I need you to do this and do this. And I said, OK. So I did all that. And then I was like, you make a meatball sub? She said, no, I made po' boys. And then I was like, all right, let's fucking go. Just do this. It was so good. but You thanked her, right?
Speaker: Oh, she's working on a Glick. It's coming. Did I her? I'm working on it. I'm getting there, guys. I gotta go. yeah Now you gotta thank her. like guess i want Get on your knees and thank her the proper kind of way. oh yeah be are you up and I'm waiting. I'm waiting to see it. I brought her some marijuana.
Speaker: Shit. That went in my heart. Oh, you know what? I'll take the spicy too. I might even take the onions on it. That does look good. Dude, the the onions were, but I was like, I think it maybe used some red onion. And she was like, yeah, we got one. Cut it up. Nice. I'm not a big onion guy. I'm not a big onion guy. I don't i love onions. But i man, I haven't had a po' boy since I left Charleston. That shit was so good. She called her friend. It's funny. She called her friend who owns a fucking food truck. And it's a fucking food truck from Guess Where?
Speaker: Louisiana. And she said, hey, I just made po' boys for the first time. Now my husband wants me to make lobster rolls. And I was like, yeah, we're doing fucking lobster rolls next. This is happening. How are you not 400 pounds? I had a. You haven't seen me, have you? I mean, might be I might be 350. Yeah. Fucking. fat I can I literally eat ah like fuck a of pasta and I'm still skinny.
Speaker: a bucket. You had a whole bucket. oh I had four, four separate buckets in like four of those. Yeah. ah fuck my life like Skinny. Who? You're four foot three and you're like 200 pounds. I motherfucker.
Speaker: Look at that. You take up half the camera. I'm also so six foot 14 inches. Yeah. Oh my God. I'm just glad you're not pulling your peckers out. i think cameraron doesn't assume that lesson i'm so fat i can't fine mine anymore I'm six foot two and I'm 300 pounds. I have what's calling where my belly stick out farther than my Dickey do. yeah You got a Dickey don't.
Speaker: I got a small dick, but fortunately, I don't have a dick you do yet.
Speaker: I said yet. No, but but I think in total, like granted, yes, I'm 5 '3", but I weigh like 160. You spelled 4 '3'' wrong. You're funny. I'm talking about bitch your fucking face off, right? Good thing you did.
Speaker: No, I think so the most I've ever weighed was like 1 .7. This one right here. you late honor I've never weighed more than 1 .7. don't yeah I think, I think the most I've ever weighed was two, or I'm sorry, two. yeah to Two. Two plus one hundred and something. yeah that's ah I weighed two plus one hundred and something pounds. Yeah, three twenty five. I was three fifteen in high school, but as we talked about a couple shows. Yeah, but once again, you you you couldn't really tell because you're a fucking giant.
Speaker: Yeah, I was solid. It's your macro lens out, Blaze. Hey, Blaze. Hey, Blaze. Hey, what's up, Langie? What have we done? No, I'm like, it doesn't matter how much. Like, I was one of those big dominator fucking pizzas yesterday. I ate half of it by myself.
Speaker: I don't understand, man. I don't, for as big as I am, I just I just don't eat like that, man. You would think that I would eat. Well, you know what it is? You know what it is. The more you eat, the less your body keeps. Because it's like, I'm getting food all the time. I'm going to get rid of it. So the little you eat, the more weight you're going to gain. Because your body's still there. And Jeff's a real doctor, so he's a real nutritionist. It's a food thing. It's a food thing. Jeff, are you a nutritionist all of a sudden? No, it's a metabolism thing.
Speaker: So I eat all the like, I ate a bag of chips and ah a full roast chicken by myself. so i don't i but i don't like this is This is what the kids have left of their roast chicken. It's almost still here.
Speaker: He's like, I might just eat this later. I might. I might, too. Jeff brought that to later. The kids were still eating it. I'll wash it. That's a pretty chicken, there. No, but like, when I buy these roast chicken, I always buy a bottle of barbecue sauce, too. somewhere you And I just peel it off and dip it in barbecue sauce.
Speaker: um good yeah jeff you're like but like see i'm kind of florida being bigger than your kids just so you know but but crazyy girl I can't wait for the day for kevin to walk it down and be like be iing clear and fucking tornadoes good i I don't I don't want to I don't i I said that it reminded me. I don't you guys if you haven't watched that boys today, Junior shut up. I'm having a stroke and I have told you not seeing You've seen the other three bad boys. You know who Reggie is. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Reggie the tall guy with the glasses. No Reggie is making his boyfriend. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I forgot. Yeah. How old is you? 15. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do a 30.
Speaker: You look dirty, dude. I'm just going to say this. I'm going to steal, I'm going to steal a little something from the, I'm going to steal a little lingo from the kids these days. Bad boys for Reggie fucking cooks. Reggie is all fire son. I was like.
Speaker: yeah o but were got bad boys four was actually was sort of guy anything that's frayed with the skunkfish they looks it looks it looks good yeah it looks like they followed the formula of the first three you guys watch the new fucking axle foley the new fucking i like oh yeah i love yeah question i watch i watched that is very nostalgia I watched it that way when it came out. I was like, I told Mickey, I said, look, the actual Foley's coming out. I'm watching it. So I was sitting back here. and if I was sitting back here in the studio. I was uploading episodes and I got the TV and I got a nice little 55 inch in the studio. And, you know, I was like, download, uploading episodes, watching the actual Foley.
Speaker: I was, I was right here and watched it because I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't pay for Netflix anymore. Cause I'm like, I'm never on there. So I got it off of my Flixster and just watched it on here. Same thing I did with Deadpool.
Speaker: I had my movie snacks. I'm uploading episodes. I hit the little switch on my seat so I could lean back and prop my feet up on my desk. I'm watching Axel Volley. It was so goddamn good. I was so afraid to watch it. I know. Like it could have easily sucked. Yeah, I was afraid to watch it, but, man, they... I mean, to the... The only thing I'm still upset about, and I'm not even upset, is he didn't do the laugh once.
Speaker: And I get it. He said he retired it and all that shit, but let's be honest. Oh, that real. annoy app Yeah. You know, like I didn't know he retired that he said an interview. They're like, there's a the laugh coming back. He's like, yeah, somebody's had a stroke.
Speaker: but did you have ah did you have a stroke and the Yeah. for Do we need to have a wellness? What do you mean? I'm not sure. No, like, read your comment. Hey, guys, I got to run. You said buffet. He needs me. All right. You said... Hey, guys, for having me on the show... Take your shirt off already? Oh, I got you, like, I didn't... I'm sorry. I, uh... Brian, you guys are welcomed anytime. Plus, it's Saturday night. It's the Open Door Challenge. I'm not keeping up. I'm going to reach out to Steven and tell him to come on the show.
Speaker: yeah i gotta i gotta find the fucker first i haven't employee I would love to have the conversation with him and I'll do it on the air. I would love that on the air. That's not the right place. Come on now. I want I want to have a conversation with the guy and I'll be nice on the air. um I might not be sitting down a a search and seat team on all COD platforms. Search and rescue team on on the Steven Jarvis search and rescue.
Speaker: catch and and and in private there might be a whole lot of what in the actual fuck are you fucking serious why the fuck bro what is your motherfucking on the show it might be like hey man like what's going on not even full sentences i want to cut off i think it I think it's a lot of man unfortunately I think it's a lot of Steven is just doing a lot of Steven stuff and he's in his own head moving care is the Yeah, I get it. I get it. I get it. I do. So he needs to be, you can go on the show and talk about, on a talk about what's going on. He gets in his own, that's our own worst enemy man. and And I told him, I said, I used to live in that world. I know exactly what you're doing and what you're going through, man. He can fondle my balls. oh You can fondle my balls anytime, please. and
Speaker: All right, you guys have a good night. I'll talk to you all soon. See you later, boys.
Speaker: That man said, my wife needs me. And he took his shirt off. I'm like, damn, dude. My bad. All right, look, I'm full of it. I know and I'm about 10 minutes slow tonight. I read it when it came out, but I was like, I'm not pulling it up because it doesn't make sense.
Speaker: yeah a i'm we well We were talking about the crazy lady in the airport. our and ah Jeff might be a little jealous, actually, because I said my first phone call was going to be the blaze like, hey, this bitch acted a goddamn fool. You want to go to Hawaii? Wait, no, no, I love to tell and.
Speaker: this lady's yelling at this dude like like he just like he's like he's the worst fuck up ever so that you know that Emily King chick the one we all like uh she did she ah Emily King chick she's you know you'll so you'll see her you'll you'll recognize her this chick look at her i have no idea who that is Yeah. OK, is it just me or does that chick look like Billie Eilish? Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker: What the fuck is going on? They missed their flight. Oh, she's sitting there fucking chewing his ass out. Yeah. What a fucking little bratty bitch. but But not only that, did you hear what she just said? No. You were rushing me through the airport.
Speaker: Which means they were running late because of her. And he's like, let's hurry the fuck up to the point where I almost got sick. As we discussed earlier, as we discussed earlier, I got to be I got to be that guy. We don't know the other side of the story. We can't just automatically blame her because but you honor I told you that you were rushing me through the airport to the fact I almost got sick.
Speaker: Yeah, but I told you because you were like when you and Nikki go on vacation or you know somewhere and I said well actually Nikki's usually like ready to go three days before I am because I'm the guy in the morning of so we don't know but all we know is that she's acted like a little bratty. Yeah, like a cunt either way. hunt She needs to seek some therapy and I say that anyway. That's what we call you and we're like, hey, let's go. By yeah yeah so either way, I stand by what I said, as as my partner, you yell and scream at me like that in public, you act like that in public. Two things are happening.
Speaker: a relationship evaluation, reevaluation. I'm now single and be, I'm either talking to a lady beside me and asking her if she wants to go to Hawaii or be I'm hitting up blades and be like, Hey bro, want to go to Hawaii? so yeah Okay. That's right. Okay. I see what you got caught the tell into that. Leggy does have a good point. She does that way don't know. We don't know what. Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's a good point. That could be a reaction to.
Speaker: to the abuse we don't see coming from him. Well, yes. Yeah. But, but there's a time and a place. like grieving Well, it like, like it I mean, it depends. I mean, we didn't see where he may be gas litter about that whole thing. is She's flipper lid because, you know, that puts a person in, in a bad mental state. No, and I get that, but.
Speaker: But either way, it's in a relationship, there's a time and a place to yell at your. bags that by and My response is still saying that hashtag single hashtag. Hey, what you doing? Once again, and we're sitting in the living room. If we're sitting in the living room and you want to yell and scream and call me names, I don't fucking care. But in public, I'm out.
Speaker: option. Option A is find another pretty lady at the airport that wants to go to Hawaii. Option B is what's up, Blaze? Give me a call, man. I got the honeymoon suite for manic dinners on the beach. Trust me, I will not be yelling at you like that in the airport.
Speaker: the big cup no unlike that yeah yeah you might be waking up yeah
Speaker: but i brought you off vacation you got fairport somehow out I just want to give you a back rub, Blaze. Calm down. Relax. Just let it happen.
Speaker: but yeah but yeah jackrubs always turns that my butt hurt and used to give me eye you cant work But also it's my age. I'm i'm at an age now where yeah i'm not i'm not I'm not going to tolerate that. No. And let's be honest, not the end of the world you missed your flight. And in all honesty, nobody should nobody should accept that kind of abuse.
Speaker: i was trying straight in public use yeah I was trying to refrain from that, but yeah, I mean, but yeah nobody should, nobody should accept that kind of abuse man or woman from their significant, you know, in private or in public, you you shouldn't be paraded like that. ah You know, yeah I don't care how, I don't know. Again, this is it might be my old age coming out in my old age speaking, but no matter how young or old, and it doesn't matter if it's in public or if it's online, like they'd be like,
Speaker: be like me coming up here and be like, guys, I need an hour without you guys tonight. And then just coming on here and just blasted Nicky out right you know, and acted like a complete fucking tool bag. Um, like it's just, obviously there's some issues there that aren't going to be fixed if you're acting like that.
Speaker: jeff it's and and and And in most cases and not that I'm ah not that I'm a relationship ship expert and at all obviously but Obviously he I don't know what the fuck I'm doing and when it comes to relationships. I'm just Fucking winging it and seeing what happens says as ripped once said in Yellowstone. Well, but asked me we just get up there as quick as we can and uh, fuck it.
Speaker: sometimes That's all we can do is fuck it. I, I'm not saying, yeah I don't know. that's I mean, I'll go, I'll go after people. Like I will, I will, um will obviously you people know that I will go after people, but I, I will not attack a relationship.
Speaker: online. I've only done it once and that was after months of not saying or doing anything and then being pushed to the brink to watch it instead of fucking saying something in the comments, wanted to keep fucking texting me during the show and then I put your but that i put their business out there. After months of being made to be the bad guy, the asshole, the shithead, the terrible person,
Speaker: and then I put it out there, right? But why and I don't think, your relationship being a relationship, acknowledge it, whatever, but I don't think you should put your problems and your trauma and your bullshit and your, not trauma, but drama online, or in public for that matter. Well, especially in public. you know That's one thing if you have a small argument, we should go left, we should go right, that's that's fine.
Speaker: You know, but but there's been a couple of times where Nicky and I've had a disagreement, you know, whether we were at a store or in a restaurant or, or at the bar or whatever, but it did not escalate in public. Right. Obviously, you know, there were times where ah we were, we we were both mad at each other. We were both aggravated at each other, but we didn't let it escalate in public. We waited until we were. Like I said, there's a time and a place. Yeah.
Speaker: It's the adult thing to do. Let's be honest, that chick's not an adult. Yeah, and it's just ammunition for. Mm hmm. And it's about other people's fucking business. It's not your business. Yeah, because they don't have it. They don't have a dog in the fight. It's not your business. It's not anybody's business that you're having problems in a relationship because you know what that does? That opens doors for a weasel ass little motherfuckers who think that
Speaker: Oh, a window of opportunity. His girl's fucking up or her man's fucking up. Let me slide in and be like, hey, girl, what's up? How you doing? I've never seen you like um fear come point but that. about wiener? You like it? Wiener.
Speaker: really Wiener, wiener, wiener, every way. Wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener. your hair
Speaker: well you know i'm not yeah well it's also it's also a look at me look at me i want attention yeah i'm not speaking on any i will i don't have a dog in the fight events or anything like that what i will say that the intent was there
Speaker: I got a year and eight. I got to make my glider bladder. I was going to say that we haven't had a break for two hours. Let's go ahead and let's take a break. Holy shit. Yeah, and we were having fun. We were hanging out. That was Brian. Whatever. ah Brian's. fault fucking brian They're both Florianians. Whatever. Like fucking Brian. Fuck Brian. I'll fight that mother fucker. Fuck him and talking shit to.
Speaker: Silly ass punk. Actually, in all honesty, I do. I have nothing but love for Brian. The other one. other one, though. I was fine until he took his shirt off. yeah I was actually more happy than each other. I knew you were. like for huh but He took his shirt off and my wiener got gladder.
Speaker: yeah but He's like, my wiener did that one weird thing. Oh, hey. oho hey My weirder did that one weird thing. and but
Speaker: You're like, little boy, first guy's first boner. My weirder's doing a weird thing. Keep it yourself, boy. Wait till it starts spitting on you, son. it weird that Is it weird that I have a boner right now?
Speaker: but and There's a movie on Netflix. It was see Thomas how it's about these guys They're special forces diffusing bomb See Thomas how's the bomb diffusing guy? He's the bomb tech and he's He's like, this is an amazing bomb. Is everybody else got a child light right now?
Speaker: It's a movie it's a movie Oh, okay. It's fucking genius, dude. It's genius. it's It's about it's about a a group of special forces stopping a bomb in Vegas. Then they got all this money left over. They're like, fuck it. We're off for a couple of weeks. Let's fucking throw a party. Then they realize there's another bomb.
Speaker: So they they're stoned out of their fucking mind. literally way you did the Yes, I'm not done watching it, but yes, yes, it genius, dude. So I can see Thomas Howell comes in in the beginning of the movie. He's just getting ready to disarm this bomb. And it's got like a two minute countdown and he stops and he's like, I need the right song. He's got these ah think likela is about to start yelling at us. No, I was going to say, ah Back in the day when I used to do, uh, when I was on Periscope, but I used to do vaping film and and Jeff, you know, Kevin, and you know, Kevin Hawley, Kevin Hawley had his podcast and Kevin Hawley show. Uh, we would come into each other's shows and be like.
Speaker: I have an awkward boater. There's something here. it's a so, Blaze, to be honest, it's it's technically a movie, but it's it's a eight episode miniseries. Yes, yes. Oh, done here they went to steve the Stephen, Stephen King. Yeah, very much. It is called obliterated. Check that out.
Speaker: It's fucking hilarious. It is. It's a good movie. Terrence Terrell is in it. See, Thomas, how oh not um nobody majors in it like nobody that I know that the lead, the lead woman, though, in that show. Oh, my. Yeah, she's of course. See, Thomas Howell was in Criminal Minds. He had a role in Criminal Minds. He was a serial killer.
Speaker: yeah or um No, but yeah, let's take let's take a real quick break. um I tried to do this Wednesday night and I fucked up and I told you guys I would have it for tonight. It's been a weird week. It has been a very weird, very, very, very weird week, especially for me.
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Speaker: Uh, song last, uh, Wednesday, Tuesday or Wednesday, uh, last week or whatever it was. And, uh, I thought I had it and it didn't quite work out, but I have it now. Fingers crossed. Hopefully it works this time, but it is Tennessee. Holy water. Check them out. Go, post public has love go follow them. They are on all social media and everywhere you stream music at Tennessee water.
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Speaker: every night around this time it's like she knows i'm lonely rolls up when the wine is gone like a record
Speaker: I'll go round and high every time She's my pretty little poison
Speaker: For me, he is the one I pick
Speaker: Yeah. Hell yeah. Pretty Little Poison. That is a good song. That's not bad. I like that version. What's the name of the band? Southern Outlaw? No. um um know Something Holy Water? Yeah. Oh yeah, that's right. I don't know where it went. Somebody just decided to walk away when I died in the bathroom.
Speaker: He doesn't have a name on it. yeah He does have that COVID shit going on. Yeah, that's just excuse. I mean, that's an excuse. Well, I really have not been able to. I have not timed the music well at all tonight. Oh, like well, that's what we were saying. How long have you guys been back? Well, how how am I going to die? i've already It's been like five minutes, man. What are you talking about? It's been like three hours.
Speaker: you You missed the whole show. You pass out on the toilet again, man. There was one time I told you it happens to all guys it happens to all of us guys at a certain age. That's one thing I've never done drinking is pass out on the toilet.
Speaker: ah Really and i've never house him that I passed up next to the toilet never on him on the toilet. I passed out next to it. yeah and next to it Yes ah No, I've never passed along toilet either. I have I've been 100 % sober and passed out on the toilet No, never after me I haven't lived the easiest life, all right? You know, there's times where I've been going through some shit or where I've been sick and I'm like, I really gotta take a dookie.
Speaker: do Hey, yo, I was sick as hell one time before. and good I share way too much information on this show. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: So I was sick as hell. I didn't have, I didn't have the shits. I wasn't like, it was just regular. It was your regular shits, but I had an apartment. My my apartment, when I was 18 years old, it was a, it was, it was a small apartment. And when you went in there.
Speaker: you had, you're like, why it was almost like a closet. Actually, my walk -in closet that I had in Charleston in my house was like three times the size of this bathroom I had in my first apartment. Anywho, I was sick and I had to go Duke, had to go number two. But when he you went to the bathroom, you know, I walked in the door bowl and and and the shower was like to the left. And then, and then the,
Speaker: toilet was wedged in between the bathtub and the sink. So when I threw a shit, you know, I could put my arm up on the sink like this. like So I'm sick and I'm just taking a shit out. And I always put my arm up, man. I don't know. It was like a, it was like a creature, uh, comfort, creature, whatever. Cause it was like, it was like at that perfect height, you know, yeah when I sit on the toilet, you know, I'm a big guy. So, you know, it was like right there. It was perfect.
Speaker: you know, I could in fact, then we didn't have cell phones. So I would be reading my magazine and, you know, bang the arm up there and I just kind of do this number. I woke up like an hour later.
Speaker: And said that for another hour, do you got put feeling back to his legs? Well, I woke up to a knock on the door. It was a couple of our friends from high school, because as you know, Jeff, I got my apartment, our senior year. And they're like, I'm like, I hear.
Speaker: Where's the beer? Fucking my ass. What beer is it, you know? like Let me wipe my ass. <unk>s go And you know when you're asleep, you have that sleepy face, you're like all groggy and shit. You're like, I'll just wear pants around fun. Around your ankles, um <unk>re like, hey, And they're like, hey, did we wake you up? I was like, nah, I was taking this shit without missing a beat. And I won't say a name. You know who he is. Red hair Toyota. He said, if I'll sleep on a shit or click.
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: No. Are you lying? No. But there's been many a times, man. I just been many a night i mean i like wake up in the middle of the night. Your belly's sitting there. Get in there.
Speaker: no i'm Nope. Can't say that I have. But I also can fall asleep anywhere at any time. and I might have dinner like borderline
Speaker: I'm that guy 100%. I can fall asleep anywhere at any time. I can, per se, but... Last night, it brought me up. So the kids and I were watching TV in my bedroom last night, and and they just fell asleep. And I was like, fuck it, just sleep, man.
Speaker: And I got up in the middle of the night because I had to piss because I'm 40 plus and I was like, ah and I came back and Kevin is sitting in, you know, sitting upright like this. Yeah.
Speaker: And I was like, what are you doing? Dude was out for the fucking count. He just sat up and he's just sitting there bobbing his head around. And I sat and I was like, go back to sleep. He was asleep. I had to shove him. Yeah. Blaze, you got kids, right? Yeah. You want money? Are you kids grown? Yes. Blaze is like, we all live in Oregon. No wonder you live in Kentucky. I'm just kidding, kids. If you hear this, you guys know I love you and you know, I came back to Ohio for you little sons of bitches. So I don't want to hear. You're all of age and you're all grown and I leave Ohio. Don't give me no shit. That reminds me. So, no, my son. So, how many kids you got? Like 14?
Speaker: Sixteen. Four. or come You ever heard of condoms or birth control? TVs. Yeah. Pulling out. Jesus. My pull out games always suck. I don't know. Who the fuck am I talking to? Obviously. Yeah. i don know What the fuck am I talking about? I got three kids. I and up i got three that I know of. Yeah. i Like I got a pull out game. I'm over here to give a place. Trust me.
Speaker: When I, when I became single after, well, after my third kid, I had my wife, kit fit my ex -wife get fixed. And then when I was single and it was like, my question was, can you get pregnant by chance? No, I'm, I got a vasectomy after the fourth one. Oh, I know. I have a, I have a rule, man. No sharp objects down there. We'll see. We'll see. I'm actually contemplating it because I can get it free.
Speaker: Well, I, I got it free too. And the thing is I'm single now. So I ain't got to worry about not going to check up. That's why you just date chicks at the baby factories closed, man. Well, that too, I mean, well, I am, I am almost 50. So that, I mean, that that's a factor too. now I was like, Hey, that'd be like, that was my, when and when when when I became a single, I was like, yo, uh,
Speaker: what the hell bar steward working invest he's there ah greedy bar steward i wanted i wanted three i wanted three and my ex wanted five so he compromised it i thought we were done after two and then my then and then and then she got pregnant one got by the goalie ye yeah right go i was like look i already got two girls if this one's a girl
Speaker: I was already done. Yeah. When, when she got pregnant the third time, I was already done. They're like, after like for real, we're done. And I said, Hey, yo, you know, you can't do regular birth. So they're already going to have all your fucking enters out on the table anyways, for the third time.
Speaker: Can we just like fix you? Like, are you cool with that? And she's like, yeah, I'm good. Because after our first daughter, they told her that having more kids was, was a serious health hazard. So when she got pregnant with, with our middle daughter, ah we were in the doctor's office every week. They were monitored because she had toxemia and my oldest daughter was ah two and a half months early. And then.
Speaker: Um, they had to, they had to induce her and then during labor, uh, actually both of them died basically. So to say they had to do an emergency C -section. So, you know, they're like, if you get pregnant again, it's a serious health hazard, blah, blah, blah. So, and then when she got pregnant with her, I was like, Hey, you want to take care of this story, stop having sex with animals.
Speaker: us. My dick. Moral of the story is my dick will kill you. He had sex with a big foot. And big foots are potent. Oh, I do have super swimmers, that's for sure. So so yeah, so you know, did a little snippy snip, tie, tie, burn, burn, burn. She gave me a little more I'm still fully, i'm I'm still, I'm still fully loaded. Full metal jackets. What is that? I'm not, I'm letting, I was trying to go with the gas reference. Never mind. You're not sterile. You're letting. Yeah, I'm letting. I was trying to make a car. That's what I get for trying to make a car reference. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. yeah That was a pretty bad one. um I'm not gluten free. I'm fully gluten.
Speaker: I'm fairly on gluten. No, so, but no, when we when when we split, ah shut up. At least I tried, Jeff. At least i it's called making an effort. but this is ba maybe you could learn a thing or Maybe if you had made an effort in our relationship, we'd still be married.
Speaker: tax deduction I'm thinking about it. Fucking piece of shit. Anyways, it's not sensical nonsense. It's the Open Door Challenge. Jeff, drop that link one time. But no, when when when when I was single, that was ah you know conversation piece was, hey, I don't want to have any more kids. Do I need to go buy proper equipment?
Speaker: And, you know, i think he's like I do have a bag of dildos. on i was yeah i wasn't I wasn't like, Hey, bitch, I need you to be fixed. Otherwise we ain't working. I'll do, I'll take, I'll do my part. You know what I mean? To make sure you don't get pregnant. it I just don't want to have no more babies. I just want to make sure that you understand that I ain't in the baby making business no more. My shit's still functioning, but I ain't, I ain't trying to make chip cookies. We can have cookies.
Speaker: but no chocolate chips, you know what I'm saying? no i I'm a baker, but I ain't baking. So that was one of those questions that you have right up front. And that's why he was like, you know, that, that way, you know, and, and, and most women were, you know, most women that I was talking to like, nah, I'm done. I'm, I'm, I'm past that stage of my life or I've got kids. I don't want no more. We'll, we'll do whatever we need to do. Or I'm already doing this or I already had this done, blah, blah, blah, because my boy, I gave his fuck. I'm just saying it. I can't do it. I don't control. That's some mistakes control once we're doing what we're doing and it's game over. Yeah.
Speaker: This brain stops. Your brain stops working and that brain takes over. There's only so much blood in my body and it goes to one place. It's not that big.
Speaker: Well, ah part of it goes in my heart. rest goes my dad I gotta keep something flowing. it You know, like there's no big secret. You know, I'm not making it. She's like, yo, this this this baby factory is bearing.
Speaker: I ain't got none of the parts no more. And I'm like, yeah. Hey, Mom. Yeah. I definitely got a little job. What? and people Yeah.
Speaker: osky ski mother but not Ah, No, the worst part about, like, we, when when Tiny got pregnant with Michelle, We were just getting out of the diaper phase with Kevin was, was that the worst part of the fact that Tony was 13? No, like I, you know, cause, cause we weren't, we weren't cash rich. We were, you know, struggling.
Speaker: and she's like why oh young parents go through that we just got through get buying fucking diapers now i gotta buy more fucking diapers i think it's expensive quick i think the yeah i think most young parents go through that phase oh 100 kids you just like this is going to be fun wow it's really expensive
Speaker: like, I guess I'm not going to eat today. yeah and by jaism like but that is I wish I would have had a headache. That's why you use cloth diapers the way you just rewash those dishes. Yeah, I can't do it. I'm um not playing. great I asked why we're through that phase. They're like, this is disgusting. We're putting shitty diapers in the wash and dryer.
Speaker: Yeah. So we never did the cloth diaper thing. We talked about it for about five seconds. And I was like, I'm not watching them. She's like, well, I'm not either. Yeah. Then you got like bags full of fucking soil diaper. Like, you know, take that shit to the laundry mat. Don't don't I just spent fucking two grand on a washer dryer. Don't put that in there. Yeah. It's for dirty clothes. Not dirty. That's dirty.
Speaker: Yeah, that's no, I ain't doing that. no yeah don and we we We contemplated that for a hot second. We tried it with my oldest daughter, but both of us came to the realization real quick. like This is disgusting. This this is gross. And it's very inconvenient when you're out somewhere. Yeah, because then you got to take it home.
Speaker: yeah Yeah. Yeah. Right. you're regular yeah yeah Yeah. Yeah. Fucking where do you put the dirty diaper? ah yeah You're like, bring it back to the table with you. This has been your purse. know That's where the leftovers are going. Yeah. You just sit down for dinner and your fucking baby takes a huge shit at the dinner yeah at a restaurant. You're like,
Speaker: What do we do with it? Just throw it away. We got more hope. Just throw the baby away. We'll make another one. yeah This fucking baby's defective. This shit's in a restaurant anyway.
Speaker: don say ah Yeah, all there somebody else yeah that that's that's I we talked about it for about, like I said, it was a five minute conversation. She's like, we just get some good drugs like but reusable diapers. And I was like, I said, if we get them, I'm not watching them. She's like, I'm not watching them. I said, I guess we didn't get them.
Speaker: End of conversation. you You go into the restaurant bathroom to change the baby. Fucking cat lives comes out. Whose goddamn baby is this?
Speaker: it was so got him Who their goddamn baby in the bathroom? That was defected. Don't say the word. Bless it more once. I'm just saying.
Speaker: big acknowledge adding and If you flush it and it goes away, it wasn't meant to be, but it just fucking floats back up to the top. It's yours. No,
Speaker: ah no no, the worst was I think Kevin Kevin was like, I don't know, less than a year. He's less a year old and we went We were we were going to like a short trip and this kid shit something awful to the point where I was like, yeah, we're buying a new stroller. That hole was destroyed.
Speaker: yeah that's like you you know find a new but Oh, man, I've been there. Kid shits in the restaurant. You look you in the bathroom. She wouldn't let me buy a new stroller, so I pressure washed it. I was like, yeah, I ain't touching that. It was so disgusting, dude. your Kid shits in the restaurant. You leave it in the bathroom. Somebody breaks it out. Whose baby is this? Fuck that baby. It's defective.
Speaker: but I don't know how, but somehow this kid shit. and then had it in his hair within three minutes. I told you, I told you, it's like explosive and it was up on the back of the foot. Oh, so I told you guys about that. I told you guys about that time that we let the kids, his godfather babysit for the first time, our oldest daughter, and she had shit her diaper and he had no idea what to do. She was like escaping him. She had shit all up her back and she was
Speaker: I know it through their through their house and he was like, he's calling everybody. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. It was like, you said you could handle it, bro. You was only and it wasn't even like he had to walk for that long but I freaked out over over the very first poop when the baby came home.
Speaker: Is this like this black tar shit? And I didn't know it's supposed to be like that. And I'm like, I yelled, when I yelled at my ex, my ex not yelled at her like, like me or anything. Like, like help what is going on? I thought I thought the baby was broke. Yeah. It's like, no, that's normal. That's normal. I'm like, oh, thank God. yeah I don't think we can pump this oil for pump this baby for oil and get rich over here.
Speaker: I think I was fortunate because I had nieces and nephews and, and yeah snake wear babies and, and, and like, uh, you know, uh, relatives that were close, you know, closest to me in age, a few years older than me that, that, that you know, like Anson like cousins or whatever. So, you know, for me, there was never really, you know, it's a fuck out hey and you know, like I knew how to do diapers and,
Speaker: spit up never really bothered me. I mean, hell, my ex -wife, her, her little sister. She's up by looking at him. Leggy's got, he looked up words. i dont No, no, no, no, no. Uh, you know, so like my ex -wife, her, her, um, is, uh, married to another woman. And you know, my, when, when my ex -wife, I met, she was a senior in high school and, and her mom's wife was like, I want to have a baby of my own. So correct.
Speaker: I think that is what it's called. but So, KK came along and I'm already, you know, 19, 20, whatever, however old I was. And it was just like, you know, when I would come when i would come over come over to the house after work,
Speaker: my mother, my ex -mother -in -law and my ex -wife would be like, take her, we can't. And I loved her. I loved her to death, man. I'd get up in the middle of the night with her. If I was spending the night over there, I'd take, so it was like, the whole baby thing was nothing new to me when I had my first kid. So that stuff never bothered me, but it was just like, ah random shit, like cloth diapers. Like this is a good idea. So this is what we're doing.
Speaker: that bothered me because I thought that was I've heard about it but I never seen it and I was like this is well it was a real 70s kind of thing like in the 70s it was because now I got it now I'm up at three o 'clock in the morning trying to change a goddamn diaper I've stabbed myself 73 times with a fucking safety pin because I don't want to I can't turn a goddamn light on because you're asleep you fucking oh My fucking thumb looks like I shoot heroin through my goddamn thumb.
Speaker: yeah Fucking bullets. I got all these stinky ass cloth diapers all over the goddamn place. That shit clogged up in my toilet. Yeah, that too.
Speaker: I'm like, did somebody come in and shit your diaper? cause This is a lot. yeah You didn't eat that much. yeah what why do but what ah Why do I got shit in my sink? Do I live in fucking Cancun?
Speaker: the funny The funny thing is, I'm sinking spaghetti in the bucket. and Don't knock it till you try it. I think that's what we call it. was like tar poop bad and yeah It's weird, but I you know i knew i knew it was going to happen, but it's still a weird concept. It's like it's like a as like as a grown ass adult, I know every once in a while my shit you know I the wrong thing and my shit's green.
Speaker: or my shit might be like a burgundy color because I like beats or something. But every time it happens, it's like WebMD. What the hell? What the hell? Doctor, my shit's great. Fucking last weekend, I go to the I go to the convenience store. And of course, I'm there with the munchies and in the in in the middle of the store where they have like the refrigerated snacks, like the cheeses and the pickles and all that.
Speaker: they Had this rainbow cake like a slice of rain. Oh, yeah, I don't know It was so bright and I'm so high. I'm like that looks so good. So I bought it I take it home and I eat it and next morning I get up and I'm making drinking coffee and coffee hits you it's like I gotta go poo and my shit was green and I literally sat there for like five minutes is trying to think Trace it back what I ate that would turn my shit green daddy was that cake
Speaker: You're gonna come out like board labor colors. You're like, what? It comes out looking like the rainbow cake. jesus like but Shit, the rainbow. yeah
Speaker: She was like, I just shit the LG to be. give back Oh, man. Hey, doctor. Oh, yeah. yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Speaker: who predo i body ringw writing behind theris stop it was the circle game man it was just it's just look very yeah i get it but I'm not a big cake. No, I don't I don't do and i don't like the taste. Yes. Taste the rainbow. shit the rainbow Yes. there Yeah.
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Speaker: That's the one for the Instagram boy. Let me tell you. got a rainbo that's **** rainbow. Remember back when YouTube was new that one guy, he saw that double rainbow. He's stoned out of his mind. He's like, yes. That's blank. He said he takes yeah holy shit man is a fucking oh yeah i give video on that' shit. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm gonna go buy one of those slices of cake just just for you the next morning. <unk> you guys go see that and can shit around but So you know the filter where you open your mouth and the rainbow comes out? Yeah. But it's your ass. stupid over just like put it on your So instead of a dick pic, you said your ass whole thing. Oh,
Speaker: as you spread your oh it's like the rainbow coming out of the goat seat. yeah gos to yeah ah oh and
Speaker: I don't want to see that video. I'm just I'm calling it now. I don't want to see it. I want to make the video. ill walk It's okay. if It's your own shit. Is it weird that I want to see the rainbow?
Speaker: I kind of do, but I don't. I want to see if that filter will work. So he told me, guys, film it. words boden thank oh well guys idea for an ah upcoming ski Hey guys, I got a serious question. Is it weird that I have a boater right now?
Speaker: Jeff's like, you're not the only one. I think we're good. I'm rock hard, man. My wiener worked. I would totally have a boner too.
Speaker: Oh, man. i think But can you imagine being completely stoned in your mind, shit, or anything? I'm going, what? You'd be glad you weren't on acid.
Speaker: You're like, Oh my God, I got to call a doctor. Okay. So I got to ask you guys, I got to ask you guys a question. Sure. Okay. You know, Jeff, you used to be, you used to be a drinker, please. You know, you enjoy your herbal remedies or your herbal. Yeah. Your herbal, you know, you know, obviously it's no big sink. No big, no big surprise that I'm a drinker and whatnot. Um,
Speaker: I feel woken up from a wild night. I don't know whether in your box or or naked surrounded by like ah like in your bed with like a whole bunch of just the whole bunch of what? but like i like Like a whole bunch of random ass fucking food debris. Oh, 100%.
Speaker: and just been like, what the hell happened last night? No, like I used to go to this place. Uh, I used to go to see the frogs. And when I, I, we, we did a bar crawl every week and it was part of my job and I would fucking go to like five bars. Well, you have a couple of drinks. And then after, after seeing your frogs, you could stay or go home. Well, most of the time I went home, but there was a couple of times I'd, I'd stay because I'm having a good time. And then,
Speaker: As I leave, there was like nine different vendors of food. And I'm like, yeah, I'll take that, that, that, and then take it all home. And then wake up in the morning and I've eaten three bites of everything. I'm like, well, I'm not going to wear a tomorrow. What about you, Blaze? Has that ever happened to you? Nothing like, uh,
Speaker: not Not like that, no. I mean, I've woken up in like the nightstand. There's a bunch of junk food wrappers or something. I was going to say peanut butter cups. I have never after a night like a solid like party bender night where like I've woken up with somebody in my bed. And will I would say somebody so i've done that I can spare myself the jokes from Jeff.
Speaker: uh but i wondered where the fuck did this person come from or who the hell is this but but my fat ass has woken up on numerous occasions one the fuck did i eat it has made me a devil in my kitchen and decided to eat in my bed i mean i've woken up with dude i woke up one time i i still had fucking beans cooking on the stove Oh yeah. I know I've woken up with like bags of chips and pizza and hell I've woken up with fucking food in my hands still going. Where did I buy hot dogs?
Speaker: please and No, but I literally woke up. I woke up one day. I had half a hot dog still in my hand and everything for the accoutrement, like, you know, chopped up onions, still on the table. I've done that before. No, I yeah, I've done that before. I've like, I've woken up the next afternoon and got out to the kitchen and it was just like, like,
Speaker: I don't know. Like I made tacos and I didn't eat any of it. So the burgers and the skillet, I've got like sliced up tomatoes and lettuce and there's cheese and edit the sour cream. Who the hell came in last night and made fucking tacos? I guess I still have breakfast motherfucker.
Speaker: When, when tiny and I first met, We went out to the bar and, you know, Tanya's not a big drinker, and but I was fucking hammered. And she's like, let's just go to your house and we'll crash out there. And halfway home, she's like, I'm so hungry. I said, well, when we get home, I'll make something to eat.
Speaker: I made a big thing of spaghetti. but I made a bucket of spaghetti and I come out of the kitchen, I'm drunk and I'm like, here's spaghetti and she's asleep on the couch. Jeff Boyardee. And I literally fed her and I was like, well, if she's asleep, I'll just sit here next to her and I'll have a little bit of spaghetti.
Speaker: apparently didn't use a plate. I was just putting it in my hand and eating it. And I woke up day all over man i and she woke up. She's like, Hey, hey. And I was like, what? She's like, what did you do last night? So what are you talking about? I was here with you. She's like, you made this spaghetti.
Speaker: I was like, yeah, you wanted it spaghetti. She's like, were you eating it? And I was like, no, I didn't eat any of it. I had a big old hand. She's like, look at your hand, dumbass. And I got a little handful. That guy is taking a bite out of him. Apparently, I got so hungry, I was like, that looks good. I have no sleep. No, I have. i have yeah Yeah. Like I said, I've never woken up with a stranger in my bed. I have. You know, I woke up in a stranger's bed though. i've done that too Well, well, I mean, I like, I've never been in that situation. I mean, like, like if I wake up and there's somebody in the bed, it was like, Oh yeah, I remember bringing them home or I remember going home with them. Oh no. But, but, but then it's like, what did we do? I've had that thought like, what did we do? Really?
Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking of that thought, so. Yeah, I always remember going home or bringing somebody home, you know, but it's just like. No, here's the, here's a crazy one. So. And it's always something they roll over and they're like, what's up, bro? And it's like, oh, God. I went out, I went out, went out drinking one night and we met these chicks. They were really cool.
Speaker: This chick roofied me. Oh, snap. And I woke up and she's lying in the back of me and I was like, did we we must have as we're naked. And she's like, did you have fun last night? And I was like, I don't remember a fucking thing. I remember you handed me a drink. She's like, yeah, I gave you a little something. And I was like, I wish you would have told me. Yeah, no, she had she they were actual rupees. They were um It was, it was like a ah ah normal medicine that you take, but it it says schedule on the bottle do not know. It was like, it said on it, you know, do not drink with alcohol. And I was like, calm
Speaker: She's like, I gave you these. I don't remember what they were, but I was like, I wish you'd have told me because I had like 15 fucking beers in the three hours we were there. yeah Jeff was at the bar and said, said he had headaches and chick was being nice. And she was like, well, he looks like a child. He's about the size of a child and gave him children's style and all. And he had two and a half Zemas.
Speaker: but the the one thing and that she had to take them home I was like no I said I said to her I said what were you trying to get me in bed she's like kind of I said you could have just asked I mean been like hello trip so you you do a task we can left four four hours ago yeah right Yeah, no, no, no. i've not I've never had that experience, thankfully. I mean, I've got a sudden experience and I don't want to wake up and go, who the fuck?
Speaker: but
Speaker: I've never been, I've never been blacked out drunk where I've brought somebody home. Like, who the fuck are you? Oh, I've been blacked out drunk as well. But I've never been like, who the fuck is this? I wake up i'm like, who the? Oh, yeah.
Speaker: know mean question like hate did we uh oh no i've never had that question but she excuse know you ain't just whistling dixie young lady hey jeff check your snap uh i don't have my phone man i hope your kids don't get it man i came down trying to steal my uh my snapchat has a lock on it for a reason fair enough
Speaker: No, but that's the other thing. It's like but I would I would wake up in the morning and see some in the back of some chicks head and go, who? And start doing the math. Who was I talking to? last And then they roll over like, OK, I got the right. But i've also gotten one for the team to do that one. yeah like I lived in the dorms when I was stationed in Utah. So it was a bunch of drunk airmen and it was a coed dorm. So And I woke up one Sunday morning in some chick's bed in the same dorm I lived in. And I i don't remember. don i shit I've done something similar. but She went there when I woke up. So I woke up in a fucking room by myself. No, like I did something similar. I walked into what I thought was my room and jumped into what I thought was my bed. he And the chick was still lying in bed. And she's like, what are you doing? I was like, why are you in my room?
Speaker: And then we woke up like four hours later, we were both fucking hammered. So Jeff, you're familiar with the concept of a piss mate, right? Where you like, you have your own room and you guys like, okay. So, and this is the way the doors were set up in Utah. I had a, I had a piss mate and my piss mate was Billy. So in other words, I had my own room. There was the bathroom with the shower and the toilet. And then you walk through that and there was his room. So we shared the bathroom.
Speaker: Yeah, Thursday nights are our dorm was right across the street from the rec center. So Thursday nights, it was let's get drunk till four in the morning before we go to work at seven is right. Fucking idiots. as Yeah, because we're but so so we would we would shut down karaoke night Thursday nights about 10 and everybody would come back to our rooms or and we'd have the our fridges pre -stocked PBR. We just keep the doors open and we'd fucking party to like two, four o 'clock in the morning.
Speaker: Anyway, the one guy on our floor, because we're all ammo, we rotated, one person would stay sober to wake up everybody else on Friday morning. Anyway, so I guess one night, like the party had shut down and I was still up drinking, because I was, fuck man, I drank so much in Utah. And I guess all the lights were off.
Speaker: And I go through the bathroom and I go into Billy's room and I sit down on the couch and I guess I'm having a conversation with the drunk is fuck. I am so fucking low. I've done that. Yes. And, like and the next conversation, and the next morning. Yeah. I don't remember the conversation next morning. Later. Like we're sitting there waiting for a ride. Cause we're, we're still drunk. So, you know, we'll wait on the bus. And he's like, so do you have fun last night? I'm like,
Speaker: man i drink too much everything's a fall he's like man you came in and sat down there for about a good half hour shooting the shit with me i'm like dude i am so sorry i didn't mean to keep you up it's like Nah, the whole time I was sitting there banging what's -her -face the entire time you were we were having a conversation. He was in the middle of banging some chicken. I'm sitting there just having a conversation. That was the great thing about having and having a good friend in the military, because I don't know how many times I've walked in or somebody's walked in on me. You don't stop. No, no, no. Keep going. Like, hey, I'm kind of busy, bro. That's OK. I'm just grabbing a beer. OK, yeah, i'll go ahead. Yeah. Still rocking.
Speaker: going to town. Oh my gosh. Yup. 30 minute conversation with Billy and the whole time he's fucking tapping that ass. I'm oblivious to it. I'm sure you don't think you've clicked, you've walked in on somebody, they're sober, you're drunk and you have a conversation with them but don't know what you said the night next day.
Speaker: Well, you know what, like just in general? No. So but so in the military, when you when you certain barracks are set up where they're they're almost like apartments and you share a bathroom, you call them piss buddies. And like,
Speaker: you walk the doorway to go walk into your bathroom. It's a through bathroom. So there's another door that goes into the other apartment conversations on this show with you assholes that I don't even know. Well, anyway, what what I was saying is after a party one night, I had the face straight i was, I was so ah was so drunk that I went, I went through the bathroom. I sat down with Billy's couch. It was dark.
Speaker: And I sat there and cause he told me this next day, I was so blackout drunk and I sat there and had a conversation with him for like 30 minutes the entire time he's nailing this broad. And I was oblivious to that. Yeah. Non -symsical. What's this non -symsical you talk about? What are you cheating on us?
Speaker: no was it not i was I think it was last Saturday. I had to go back and listen to the replay cause I was like, Did we have this? No, not last Saturday. it's been ah It's been a few weeks back, but it was like, did we have this conversation on the show or after the show? Conversation about what? Listen to do it. No, sorry.
Speaker: I had to I had to walk away. I had to pay stream. Oh, I just got notifications. I'm like, we're going to lose show you're not going to cancer our plan, you sons of bitches, because I. Yeah, they will. I hadn't. they they They weren't going to, but I wanted to make sure it was taken care of before I forgot about it before like Jeff and Ben's go to go live tomorrow. They're like, hey, we can't do this better. The other thing is like. yeah And I ah just, I forgot to add my other because it's the card that it's on. I forgot to add my half of the, of the monthly. And and I was like, Oh, let me fix that real quick. did you dig give bit
Speaker: So literally I just did that. But yeah, no, no, no, no. It happens on this show. There's times on this show. I mean, where it's like, I'll wake up the next day and go, what the hell happened in the last two hours? hour yeah and it And or or somebody will say something and I'll be like, wait, do we talk about that lie on the air or is that behind the scenes? I've often wondered that one myself. Yeah, I do that a lot because it's like. God, I really hope that was behind the scenes because. Right. I always I and every time I get ready to tell a weird fucked up thing, I'm like, wait, we're not live. OK, please.
Speaker: I don't know. Oh, Leggy. I know when Leggy's backstage, sometimes the conversation gets a little risque. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Soapy. Soapy as fuck. Yeah. Soapy is like spilling the tea. Yeah. Spilling the tea. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like, and I and I'll wake up the next day. I'm like, God, I hope that was not why. Yeah. Well, you know, when stuff like that comes up, um um you can always see I go,
Speaker: Yeah, we're just making sure we're off the water, which I mean, i the things I say, I have no problem saying to, if I'm talking about somebody, I have no problem saying it to that. No shame. Yeah. No shame. anybody like Did I say it on the air or did I say it behind the scenes? Yeah.
Speaker: Because I want to, you know, like, first and foremost, something to say, it's not like they come and say anything to me because most people are too fucking chicken shit. And they'd rather just hide in their stupid little circle. But it's just like, I also want to know, like, did we say it live?
Speaker: or did we say it backstage and then somebody's running and is Jeff running and being a little fucking tattle -tail? Have ever done that? Jeff's got a black blackmail list going in. Just like little do they know I'm recording all these backstage conversations.
Speaker: But i might I might that what's that thing the court reporters have No, no have you seen this tonographer think they don't have a normal keyboard there's only like eight eight keys on the whole fucking thing And you press it in a pattern at it and it generates work. I don't know how it works. I saw something about the other day and I was like, that's crazy. I can barely spell regular. You you give me that. feeling yeah no And it sucks because we can't go back and watch the backstage stuff. because Right. That's funny. Because I know so far.
Speaker: We've already made it to murder. Yeah. I know sometimes like backstage, I go on rants and it's just like, day how was i i said out like you's there's been a couple of times where we're backstage.
Speaker: Everybody's gone except for me and just one other person and I'm drunk off my ass sitting here just rambling on and I'd see and they're like, no, like vi i couple, couple of episodes ago, we got done and then we ended up sitting here shooting the shit for another like three hours backstage. And the whole time he's like, you know, we could record this. I'm like, yeah, we probably should. And then we just, we just have talking about, cause we were talking about different cars and we were planning episodes.
Speaker: but we were like, this is be a perfect episode. So, so, so lady, the last time we were all backstage, that was backstage, right? That wasn't live. No, that wasn't live. It remembers everything. So I'm going to ask her, last time we were, last time we were red and raving, we were back. Check my screen recordings.
Speaker: I know. and I remember her having a toast problem that night. They were moldy bread or some sugar. That's right. Because she went to go make toast and she didn't have it. She's like, bread my bread is expired. I was like, I already had my bread. I kept telling her, just pull the mold off. It'll be fine. I grew up poor. I knew how this i know how this works. Just pull the mold. Eat around it. The toaster will burn the fuzziness off your skin.
Speaker: bonu good for penicillin character and phil's character fights diseases you know yeah yeah like said ah not that i'm worried about anything that i say because i'd say it to the person i'll say it no well Yeah, we're we're not the kind it's not like we're we're saying no, but there's but there's some 90 % of backstage. 90 % of backstage is mundane bullshit.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. No, I agree. I had a percent agree. Some things that you say backstage, it's just, it's, it's, it's venting. You know what I mean? You want to get shit off your chest and it is just like, I'm just going to say this just because I need to get it off my chest. It is, it's prevented me from saying it on the person that like,
Speaker: like, like when Jeff's not there, you, you rant about Jeff and I'm used to it. He does that live. I'm going to whisper onto this side of my microphone because Jeff came here, this side of the microphone. can't fucking stay I didn't even like him in high school. I just didn't beat him up because I think he's nobody didn't want to be the guy who beat up the down syndrome kids. You know what I mean?
Speaker: yeah pity well but but but Don't trust me. Trust me. Jeff knows. Jeff and I both know one thing about each other. If we know anything about each other, we know if there's a problem between us, we're going to **** it we have an out. It doesn't matter if we're live or not. We're going to hash it all out off the air. We're going to hash it out in person. It's going to get hashed out one way or another. It'll be, it'll be done in squash. y'all Y 'all's, y 'all's hashing. Y 'all's different than my hashing out. yeah yeah is Yeah, as quick as Jeff and I have a problem, it'll be resolved just as. Exactly. Fair enough there. Yeah, but we also don't hold grudges. on i'm gotten i I've got a message in the middle of the show. Amen. Knock it off.
Speaker: eight my bad. Alright, I got you bro. I'm over here crying in the bottle of wine man. Stop it.
Speaker: One time. I passed out my yard. I can still hear you asshole. Stop making fun of me. I seriously that episode. I swear to God that I I can hear my like my volume in my headphones. more My headphones are really good. One time. One time. Remember the remember the
Speaker: Remember that one time Steve got tears all over the screen. You said bucket and drank. That was that's time i dre the first time I drank on the episode. I must've called Glick bitch like 40 times. i got call it i was like I was like, calm down chief.
Speaker: I was fucking hammered. And i and i have like I said, I don't really drink that often. and yeah And I think that that whole episode, I drank like seven beers. I was like, you're a bitch. Jeff was Jeff was seven was seven zemas in.
Speaker: he was literally He would literally take a drink. He'd be like, bitch, would I drink? I call you a bitch because I'm not afraid of you, bitch.
Speaker: Oh man, you're one of those annoying drugs. He's like, dude, just go pass out already. and Then I would say something to be like, calm down, chief. I'm like, really, dude? Really? know it's like When I drink, I'm not like that all the time. It was just that episode. I was just, I was in a mood. But I was name was in a mood. Fucking with him too. cause you Yeah, that that's true. Yeah. because He's like, you're drinking, dude.
Speaker: What was I drinking? Was I drinking soul? I wish I could remember what episode it was so I could go back. That'd be a fun flight. Calm down, Chief. Is that Haps or Pairscope, please? You weren't even telling the chatter's box to call here like come. You're like, calm down, Chief. Yeah, somebody comments ah comment something. I'm like, yeah, calm down, Chief.
Speaker: And he clicked, pulled it up, going, wait, what? Oh, OK, I get it. What's going on? Just shut up, bitch. It's my job.
Speaker: You're a little bit. You want to come up on the show? You're a little bit. It is. Saturdays have been quiet lately. That's because of these little bits. I mean, it is the open door challenge.
Speaker: I know. I think we've just scared everybody to the point where they're like, yeah I'm not playing that game. You don't want to take our knowledge. Well, people keep come up here saying there's magnets in our heads and others. I'm sorry. My, my brain goes from being nice to me and just what the fuck just happened? The funny thing is like the whole episode, he was sitting there going off and you're asking him questions and clicking are just like, yeah, this is all you buddy. I was so good. I was so utterly confused. I had, I,
Speaker: I'm like, this is fascinating. And I'm like, this is fucking insane. I'm really confused. And blades this Blaze is the smartest one in the room. Yeah. And I was confused. Go for it, 197. What's that saying? don't don't Don't argue with the fool because the people around don't know the difference or can't tell the difference or something.
Speaker: i Yeah, that was me that night. Sasquatch out. Even I do that. I started looking at other people. I'm like, look at that. Oh, man, you should have dropped me that night. Links and links in the chat. Before you leave, bounce up for a moment and say, what's up? Yeah, that's tough. I want to hear you say aluminum.
Speaker: <unk> no mini andluminiumminium mini it's easy it's just like saying it's just like saying edenburg yeah edenburg they're beating you in a buder agan greenburg skland is where' lee it's on an island it's all not that hard fine
Speaker: It's like, what time is it? It's like four o 'clock in the morning over there. Yeah. Well, what do you have going on on Sunday? I doubt you go to church. You don't see like the church going tight lately. Oh God. Could you imagine a fleet lady and I would have the same. She probably has to. She would, know she would probably, you know, she would walk up to the fucking, to the front and fucking boot the dude in the balls. for fucking to waste dinner time with such no She has to go to church on Sunday to get over Saturday night. She's got she's got French got fringe tomorrow. for day three and four thirty there I was married in church.
Speaker: was Fair enough. Fair enough. I cannot come within 300 yards of a church or I will burst into flames. That's a school. that's
Speaker: yeah that's you not me but too easy it was right there
Speaker: yeah just so writingtting yourself i yeah i give you you know i'll give you prop for that one That's a good one man, that's a good singer I'm just glad I understood it. I don't want to record your children.
Speaker: I'm on public robbery. Yeah, we were talking. We were talking earlier about Jeffrey. Yeah. You're talking about those idiots on YouTube that they they go into the post office and record and then wonder why the fucking cops fuck with them.
Speaker: Oh, first, first amendment auditor. Some of them I think do a good job and some of them are just straight up jackasses. I understand why they do it. And I think and and in some ways I'm glad they do it, but there there's ones that do it. They're just like, you're an idiot. it Stop it. Well, like the the one guy, I thought he did a really good job. He was flying his drone and for no reason, he was just flying his drone and the cops gave him shit because it he was over top of the, he was over by the police. Yay. And.
Speaker: I was like, unacceptable, unacceptable. Yeah. You gotta prove it to you. You gotta, you gotta, apparently you have to put on like, he's the only one that's allowed to show her. Well,
Speaker: yeah well as we learned that I I was, I was driving, I was driving the back roads token when, uh,
Speaker: When Connor was up, I didn't get to fucking say anything, but I'm glad he popped up. That reminds me. is That one at the other last week. Right. where so So the other day, and I have to tell a story because it was fucking hilarious. out You outdoor dashing.
Speaker: Yes, do a fucking like police. Oh, I want to tell me I'm gonna tell this story' hilarious. I'm damn near died listening to it so paranoia laugh i'll be like Last weekend, okay, so last week. hey So when I door dash I smoke by door that's sex smoke i mean weed and I don't peer don't rise I don't be responsible people don't do as I do i'm dumb but uh i'm driving i get this door dash i go pick it up and i'm sitting there i'm driving i got the gps and i'm looking i'm looking i'm sitting there just soaking it up and i'm like i'm looking at the address i'm like oh that's over by the courthouse i'm like oh why am i going over by the courthouse there's nobody over there and so i'm driving and it says i'm supposed to go around one road but i'm like oh i should be able to cut back here and i cut back there real quick and i'm like
Speaker: There's sheriff. Oh my god, it's over by the sheriff department. Oh fuck me and my heart's saying dude My fucking stomach is sour. I'm like so I mean every part of my body is shaking I'm like, oh my god. I'm dropping this off at the sheriff department.
Speaker: And I was like, oh, it won't let me go around. This is the wrong. I was like, this is the wrong spot. I'm like, good. So I drive back around and it's coming up to the detention center. I'm like, oh, Jesus fucking Christ. No, I'm sitting there. I'm rolling down the windows. I'm doing this number. My heart. body all right Oh, no, no. No assh body spray. Man.
Speaker: right So I grab, I grabbed the McDonald's bag and the way McDonald's does is they put the drink inside the bag too. but Yeah. Yeah. And I'm carrying it it in and I'm walking slowly and I get up to the front door and I don't try to open it. I just press the intercom button because I don't want to go inside guys. is my lady or The whole time you're like, this is how they get me. and Well, see, see the thing is usually it says leave at the door or hand. I'm like,
Speaker: Okay. It'll probably say leave at the door. Nope. I had to hand it to the reset the recipient. I'm like, fuck. So I have to make contact. So I hit this intercom button and the lady's like, what are you here for? I'm like, I'm door dash. I'm here for a blah, blah, blah. And they're like, okay. Um, they'll be out real quick. I was like, okay, I'll just wait here. She's like, sir, the door's unlocked. You can come inside the lobby.
Speaker: I'm like thinking myself that I don't want to. I don't want to come inside to lobby. Ready for me, Compton? Just get me now. but but it's so i opened up I open up the door and I'm like, oh shit, it's not even locked. I'm sitting there like, I am so trying. I'm so not playing this off. Well, and I'm sitting there and okay. So I'm sure y 'all have like, fetch the weed from time to time it can really fuck up with your whole paradigm of what time like i mean it even if i was fire dober and i'm door dashsh to a police say so like
Speaker: but so i'm sitting i'm standing in there in the lobby right and there's nothing but locked doors this is fucking detention center in rural county fucking goddamn bump up egypt kentucky where it's on nothing but good old boys right and i'm sitting there i'm like god i hope i don't smell like weed i hope i don't smell like weed and i'm like i'm sitting there i'm like doing this and i was like I smell myself. That doesn't mean nobody else can not smell it, you know. And so I'm sitting there waiting and I'm waiting and I'm waiting and I'm like, this this sucks. They smell it. They're calling the cops on me. I'm so fucked. And finally I hear footsteps coming down the hall and doors open. I was like, OK, this has got to be him. And it was the guy who opens up the door, but he's all the way to the other side of the fucking lobby. So I'm like, fuck, I kind of move. And when you walk, air passes over you and it creates
Speaker: Encourage fragrances and aromas to spray. In a cloud, follow you like your fucking Linus. Yes! And so I inch my way over with the bag extended all the way out by hand of the bag and I have to turn around and walk out and he goes, um, is there drinks with this? I'm like, yeah, they're in the bag, man. And I just, I try to casually walk out the door, but anyway, I get in the car. But you sprint.
Speaker: but like i No, no, I don't sprint. I tried to like not be awkward, but I think I was very awkward. I get in the car and I pull my air noise starting to subside. I was like, OK, I got to tell everybody on this show. I have I have actual footage of of Blaze doing this delivery. Oh, shit, yeah. I kind of figure out how to download shit off Snapchat. Hey, like, hello.
Speaker: good refuse to be Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious.
Speaker: thank but exactly mean but those those boys actually doing that but but but i beg you how you done hi like a um'm all right and you said you said you said us that snapcha and um it As soon as you start telling the story, I was like, Oh God, because I've only ever delivered what I used to do.
Speaker: to the county jail once and they do do that. Like you like the directions, like they send you down the back room and you got to come up and around. And like when I went now now, me, I have nothing to worry about because obviously. Yeah, but that's that's no reason not to worry because. Well, yeah, yeah, that the directions actually sent me to like the the maintenance garage behind the jail.
Speaker: because they're gonna burn shut out pass whered their regs a door bell I the nobody's coming. and It's like one of those ring. And finally, this voice comes across the ring doorbell. They're like, ah can we help you? And I'm like, yeah I got this door to ash and there's nobody fucking around. And they're like, you have to come to the front of the jail. I'm like, oh, what? Like you got an inmate that's ordered a door to.
Speaker: o wrong You know, again, me, I have nothing to worry about. and It's just like I would like a giant cake with a big file in it. Yeah, right. I can leave a present. yeah Why is this take from the acne company? I don't get it. Maybe a smart ass that I am. There's six deputies when I walk in the door and I'm like, hey, yo, know some inmate just ordered fucking McDonald's. And one dude's like the smallest one out of the entire group. He's like, no, that's mine.
Speaker: He's not a real cop! He's got some donuts in the truck, boys. Every time I get him, every time I get another delivery for that area, I'm going to fucking pick it up. That was my first thought. Like, like, that would be my first thought. This is how they catch me. I can set me up. These sons of bitches. And they're clever. You're handed to the files and the fries.
Speaker: What? know nothing and
Speaker: Oh, man. yeah she says that but like as he's sending he's doing the video snapchat and you can hear his voice where he's like at which one are you shitting my pants? Jesus!
Speaker: yeah of like I'm like please I'm about to break my sunday rule because this motherfucker's eye is hell
Speaker: Oh, I got it. Now, he's at Walmart picking up new underwear. almost. but like you What's up? Oh, yeah. I'm going to do my chocolate and drink my tea. Is it toasted chocolate or just regular chocolate? It's not. It's do you have a little over there? No. No. Do we have a little over here? Yeah. we got ah that's called youing and glu m
Speaker: It's like bubbly chocolate. tight please It's like chocolate with bubbles in it. Oh, so it's almost like... Nestle came out with something like that. yeah well nests like crunch bars It's Nestle that make it, but it's not the's not crunchy. It's just called AERO. A -E -R -O. And it's been around for decades.
Speaker: Hershey's came out with a, an aerated freaking chocolate bar. ah copycat But it did, it didn't, it didn't catch on too well. And but suspend i it's lighter, but the thing is really light it really light it's nice. g Like, it's like, it's not, it's not, and know i don't like chocolate but it's the same same price and you're getting less.
Speaker: but that's why I like it. I like it because it's not too heavy. Like I'm not a chocolatey person. I'd rather have cheese than chocolate. That's what it looks like. Anywho, what a fucking week this has been, huh? click Oh, imagine and I haven't, I haven't told you guys about the Chihuahua incident yesterday.
Speaker: but if you know it hour incident then ah yeah i mean it's it's It's been a week for you, obviously fringe and and other things. I have to run to the store. I'll be back. well The whole Lindsay Badger thing fucked me up for a few days bedtime. Like really bad. Like ah I just could not stop crying. I'm sorry to bring it all down, but you know, ah I'm going to bring, I'm going to bring it up again. I'm going to come full circle and I'm going to bring it up again. invited ley on here But I think we maybe should acknowledge it because no i you know there's a lot of people that are that are mutual friends that didn't know her and it was just so sudden and so tragic and we're trying not to cry when I'm talking about it. you fine and is your friend i know you guys were close so i mean absolutely absolutely absolutely i would have considered your friend and if i wasn't in the middle of doing the fringe i would probably would have actually gone to Oklahoma for the funeral like that that felt that strongly about her as a person um so that messed me up for a couple of days just the sheer shock of it you know i was only just speaking to her the day before
Speaker: and then obviously fringe was kicking off round about the same kind of time so I'm you know coping with those two things and then I started to feel like I was getting sick as well. I'm like oh god here we go. So the first day I go I'm going to tell you this little story and I did try to tell you on Instagram but I don't think you've had a chance to listen to the messages. I'm going to give less information here obviously for obvious reasons but um totally bang the guy from the cafe
Speaker: ah blank
Speaker: you blue I haven't done anything. Listen. So, so you have listened to part of it because that was, that was just, that was too random to be not random. i that's my mom Basically, okay. So basically a long story short, right? And I'm not going to like go into details of like, we're not going to give any details of anything that could help anyone track this person down. Cause I know that there are county people out there that will try.
Speaker: but this and shut ah So basically, I rock up to the venue to do the, actually not to do the French show, but to do like a, we were given like a time slot to go in and like check out their stuff, their tech and make sure that, you know, do you know what I mean? Just basically suss out the room and stuff. And I turn up and I'm introduced to the person at the venue and it's someone that I knew quite well 10 years ago.
Speaker: but kind of lost touch with. And it was really odd. It was just a really odd sensation. like we It's been such a shit few days and had gone in there stressed. They didn't have half of the stuff they were supposed to have in the room. This person at the venue was also very stressed because they'd been thrown in at the deep end and weren't even supposed to be there. That was the coincidence. They're not even supposed to be at that venue. They were just told to go there like two days before.
Speaker: when no prior notice or anything and you know we know each other and it was like that thing of we're both just a little bit less stressed you know when we were when we realized that we kind of you know that we knew each other the but you know how sometimes you just think you're meant to cross paths with people yeah it's a kismet I think it's one of them. g like Remember I said to you last time, do you believe in fate? like This is that very much feels like one of those times where we we're meant to cross paths with each other. so but going into Like I say, I've gone into a lot more detail in my and my message to you. like I've gone into all the detail.
Speaker: but and I don't want to do that here but yeah so that brought me up massively brought me up because it had been such a low few days and don't get me wrong I'm still stressed and there's been so many technical issues I mean even today right in the middle of the show this person came in the room and was like you all right and I'm like yeah but I'm melting could I have a pint of like water and he went away and got me a pint of water in the middle of my show like the bars round with people And I'm getting personal service in the middle of the show. I mean, it was just so nice. But yeah, that was interesting. But I just I feel like I need to watch what I'm saying, because I know that there are people who. ah fuck em No, no, no. ah no woman And you're single.
Speaker: That's true. I'm not worried about that. I'm worried about someone trying to fucking track someone down and fuck her up. Do you know what I mean? Like, there are those kind of people... Like, you know who I'm talking about. Pull up! Oh God. I'm not talking about that person particularly. I'm talking about people around that person who are vindictive and nasty.
Speaker: and you know I think I know I think I know who you're talking about but I'm just taking people people who have already tried to get me kicked off my radio show and have done other things that have contacted other people in places to try and you know put put spanners and works and things think you know trying to sabotage things so have no intentions of putting any information out there that could potentially fuck anything up you know you know what don't worry about the information oh i gotta ask because i don't need no names or anything like that or or good bad looking positive maybe a good thing i taking it slow seeing where it goes well it's only been a couple of days you know crossing paths in each other's company for a couple of days but definitely felt very much like the last 10 years just disappeared
Speaker: ah Okay, it wasn't, I wouldn't say it's been 10 years since we spoke, but that's when I first came to New York, so maybe eight years have gone by, maybe? But you know that thing where it just feels like we it hasn't been eight years since we spoke to each other? Yeah, it hasn't been our next thing where it's going to be like, doesn't feel like no like, like any time has gone by.
Speaker: No. And it was really funny because there was this really pretty like little petite blonde that was desperate to get his attention that was standing kind of like twiddling her hair and stuff.
Speaker: like when she was talking to him. And it was just so funny because I was because it was like he was just so like blasé and like non -responsive to her. But when when she when he was talking to me, he was like, oh, smiles and like upbeat and happy. And it must like it must piss people off because like I'm the old fat goth woman as Jeff would call me. Jeff Jeff Stipe.
Speaker: but I can't picture you wearing black lipstick, but then. Not black, but not black, but not black, not black. but it totally see Black lipstick and like the spider web, like eyeliner. yeah not not Not black lipstick, but a dark, dark red is the only color lipstick I ever wear. If I wear lipstick, like a dark, like a dark white red color. But, um, I don't, I'm not really a lipstick person.
Speaker: I wouldn't call myself a goth, but I have always only ever worn black clothing. Like that's just always been a thing. Even even when I was at school oh oh and people used to ask me, are you a goth? And it's like, don't really listen to goth music per se. See you again.
Speaker: black as you just No, not because, yeah, I'd say maybe, hmm, definitely post -punk new weave. I would say it is my music thing, for sure, but... I could say, yeah, I could say, yeah, yeah, it makes sense with the all -black. I mean, I don't, I don't, I don't...
Speaker: it's just comfortable in and people used to people used to like get mixed up on periscope they would think like I remember people making snarky comments about maybe wearing the same t -shirt or wearing the same top all the time it was like no they're just all black like I've got a million different t -shirts but they're all the same color right um mean yeah okay okay so well I don't obviously I don't wear like just plain colored shirt as a regular broadcaster in inflation. You you were and you're becoming again a regular. Do you ever do you ever think about that? Like when you like like I might I might sit in the same like I've been sick. So I've literally just sat in the same disgusting gross clothes since fucking Wednesday night. But but Wednesday be when i before before we did the show, I like I got I got to change my shirt.
Speaker: because I was wearing a shirt Tuesday. You know what I mean? But then as soon as it was over, I put the same shirt that I had on. Well, that's very similar to, I mean, i I usually kick around the house in just like a really large oversized t -shirt and a pair of knickers, like nothing else. Like I'm not like, like my house. What?
Speaker: bar nicker's underwear Like I need to get my bra off when as soon as I get in the house, right? I can't be, ah and and I know we've talked about this before and I know that certain someone used to get really upset at me saying that, but it's just the truth and every woman's the same. I'm sure Blakey's the same, I'm sure Blakey's the same. Every female is the same, it's such an uncomfortable thing and everyone wants to get their bra off immediately. So it used to be... I've always wondered why you guys even wear them if they're that uncomfortable. Fuck them. Every woman... Please, I have to. like act Knockers are huge. like They need scaffolding to be held up. like Fair enough. I'm not even joking. If I had smaller ones, I probably wouldn't bother. yeah i Trust me, every woman I've ever known from... and and i it' I was always a boob guy.
Speaker: but yeah know But every woman I, and I, and I grew up with four sisters and and I've got all cousins that are females, every woman I've ever known when they get home, that's the first thing I do. It's not even, it's not even a sexual thing. It's absolutely no it's just it's like, it's like, it's like me, for instance, I don't want to speak for Jeff and and and blaze, but me, for instance, when I come home from work, the very first thing I do is take my jeans off.
Speaker: and that's a lot of pair of basketball shorts or or or sweatpants. It's it's it's it's exactly the same thing as that Glick. Yeah, it's it's I stripped down and I hold my junk right in front of the fan and I sit there and it's it's it's a it's a wondrous way. I'll wait. Oh, I see that. wait like i mean That used to be but that used to but they used to be something that would get berated for, for just saying that like, oh, can't wait to get my bra off. Like, i'm not both exactly. And I don't want to get into it. Like, I'm not going to sit here and like, you know, talk about the shit that was said, but like that it's just like that was just, do you know what I mean? Like lots of stupid little things like that that are unimportant. And there are there are times, Mickey,
Speaker: like for instance, actually I have no idea if she even put on our bra today to be 100 % else with you, but she'll be like, I gotta run to the store and get stuff for, I gotta get groceries and it's a hundred fucking degrees outside. And she throws a hoodie on it. I'm like, it's honest how I'm not putting the fucking bra on. I'm like, hey, okay. It is such a faff and it's such, but I can't go out without one. So to answer your, to answer your original question about streaming,
Speaker: So I've seen them, and they don't look comfortable. Every man has seen them, but they don't look comfortable. So I don't blame you ladies for what to take the fucking girls off. I'm not comfortable. I don't look comfortable. If I had to wear something like that on my package all day long, the first thing I would do when I got home was take that song, which I'll do. Exactly. So, like, I won't go out without wearing one, but also won't livestream without wearing one.
Speaker: so when you were so So when you were saying like, you were because the question was about, you know, you're kicking around in your shirt and, you know, changing yeah because because I have to physically. a dress anyway like I'm not gonna go on camera in just my baggy t -shirt that I wear around the house because I'm having to you know put a brown or whatever then yeah I need to put a top or a t -shirt or whatever on but like I say all my stuff all my stuff is black anyway doesn't matter whether it's a shirt or a t -shirt or a polo neck or a whatever everything's but I think I've got like two red dresses and everything else is black like so
Speaker: You know, that's just what I've always worn. But I mean, day people want to say, oh, she own she only never wish she only wears the same thing. Like fuck off. Like i'm I wear what I'm comfortable and I'm not trying to impress anyone. I don't give a fuck what people think. That's how I'm comfortable. Except for the brown. and Yeah. I think it's different for guys because you're like, I don't, I don't, I have, I have a couple, I have a couple just plain colored t -shirts, but I wear underneath like, like I've got button up work shirt.
Speaker: and I wear them underneath that, but all my shirts are quote unquote graphic tees. They have something on. So it's just like, I don't know, free every time we do it, I was like, I don't want to wear the same. And then you can only see my shirt. You know, I don't, I don't like post stuff where you can see the pants I'm wearing or anything like that. But, but every time, like every time we go live it's like uh what did I wear the last time I was live because I don't want to wear the same shirt I don't know maybe it's just a weird me thing I don't know no no I think that's fair I think that's especially if you're if you're live streaming every day but I think if if someone was to go through my twitch streams it you would notice that it probably is a different
Speaker: I honestly don't pay any attention. It'll always be black, but there might be a one day I might have or one day I might have you know i mean like ah a crew neck t -shirt, but it'll always be black. i Honestly, and so that this is the other thing. This is what's weird for me because there's there i don't watch I don't watch a lot of live streams. you know There's people that I try to pop into and at least say hi to or Oh, there's other people that all spend extended time in their lives, whatever. hour And, but I watch a lot of like replays or some people don't do lives. They only create content. I'll never pay attention to what they're wearing. I've never paid any, neither, you neither but me neither, but some people do. Yeah. I gotta say, I gotta be honest with you. I don't think I remember when like well half the time when you're on Instagram, I'm forklifting about. So the last thing I'm doing, I'm just listening.
Speaker: You're listening, name yeah. you know But i don't I don't think I've ever paid attention, even even live on the show, outside of when it's pointed out, when like you know other other people would point out the fact that somebody wearing the same exact outfit for seven shows in a row, and it's just like, all right, really? I've done that once.
Speaker: But I don't ever pay any attention to what people are wearing. I'm just listening to the content. Even if I'm watching live, I'm listening to the content. But the thing is, if someone is engaging enough and whatever it is that they're doing is interesting enough, why would you be focused on what they're wearing? Do you know what I mean? You're too focused on the content. I mean, I just want to make sure I have a different t -shirt on every time we're live, but I don't really care what t -shirt it is.
Speaker: Some days I'm like sleeveless it is. Some days it's not sleeveless. Some days I'm hoodied up. I never do sleeveless. I never do sleeveless. I mean, I got these sweet ass tattoos. I got to show off. Well, I don't have any tattoos, but I also have, I don't even know how well my tattoos come across on the screen. I just, I have massive, I have massive upper arms, like my upper arms are huge. So they're always covered. I don't try fucking Amazon.
Speaker: I'm very, I'm a, I'm a proponent of not wearing pajamas on live. No, she, I, I, I know. I know. Like if it's for like, if it's for a joke or like we're doing some marathon pajama jam, that's one thing, that but like just, so I'm sorry.
Speaker: i'm sorry I know I'm being judgmental, but when I see another fucker of Walmart wearing pajamas, I just, I, Oh yeah, da da no, no, no. I shake my hand inside. I don't, I don't ever leave my house in pajama bottoms, but like I do go out. I don't wear any. So, you know, I mean i do go out and, and, and basketball shorts. so Those are comfy clothes to me, man. come out Or sweatpants. Well, I'm not technically allowed to go out out ah joke people.
Speaker: he teas me I'm not allowed to go out and sweatpants, but every once in a while, yeah like I'll run to the convenience store, the gas station, Walmart, and sweatpants. But I don't wear, it's not like I'm going out and fucking the Grinch Who Stole Christmas ah pajama bottoms. Yeah, that's, and I mean, sweatpants are one thing, but like when it's like those flannel You know, I'm so like a dick because of the past. But there was a part. There was a part of me joking that was kind of serious. I do think. So I agree. I think I don't think I get it. It's a podcast. But I also think there should be some level. Well, it's a live stream. It's not just a podcast. You know, like so like I understand like the idea, the concept of professionality is subjective, depending on the profession. um like So I'm not saying like
Speaker: fucking business suit or tux on this shit. I mean, not not pajamas. What's that, Glick? I'm sorry. I feel it a little vulnerable right now. I have sweatpants on. I'm going to go put jeans on.
Speaker: Oh no, no, that's not what I mean. I just... You see, on camera, it doesn't matter what the people can't see on camera. I'm sorry. Nine times out of ten. Okay, spoiler alert. Okay. Spoiler alert, right? Nine times out of ten. I don't know how you need to think about that. Break the news, guys. She's probably not wearing a bra right now. Well, I'm not, but that's not what I was going to say. What I was going to say wasn't it? I'm really happy that it's skittle -flavored water or not.
Speaker: I was going to say nine times out of ten when I'm on camera and obviously I've got my top and my bra on and I'm dressed the bottom half just has knickers on like a nine times out of ten I don't have any trousers or anything on the bottom half nobody can see shit because the camera doesn't go that low so you know there's why do I don't know why I glitched his camera off yeah I think he's blowing his nose the fact that he's sitting there you know and he's short so he's sorry I was pulled by the nose I didn't want to be love sort
Speaker: Well, no, I mean, like I'm not opposed to like we're not working like I can be sitting here in just my boxers and t -shirt. Yeah. you know know ever know But I'm not going to get up and move around and flash and show everybody. Of course. I don't know. I just think it from the waist down every episode. What's that? Jeff is naked from the waist down. He's the access. I mean, we know how he likes to.
Speaker: ah heavy um sport
Speaker: I get snaps throughout the show. his naked oh He's love that snap. I sent him here. I'm going to say that I was left out of this. The snap. I mean, like you're always talking about snaps and I'm always feeling left out a part of me. You have Snapchat.
Speaker: A part of me, a part of me wants to know what you said, Jeff, but there's also a huge part of me that has, does not want any part of me. Yeah, don't want to know. Yeah, no. Some things have too much information. Yeah, I mean, I've got to know a lot about Blaze. We had the rest stops. I'm just saying. I stitched you that snap, by the way. Oh God. Do I want to open it? Yeah, you do.
Speaker: Are you sure? Yeah, I made it. I made it when when we were having that conversation about it. that's so I don't remember the conversation we were having. Hey, he's back. i You know what? I was actually going to start betting for the same way that you weren't going to come back. He's missed all of the interest. Good. Just saw the snap. um
Speaker: I saw it. No, I had to go to the store because of the store because I promised kids. I look at it. You haven't seen it yet? I don't think Jess saw it yet. No, I haven't seen it yet. No, I've lost the ice cream today. So I had to go get it before the store closes. The store closes. That's not you, is it? No, no, it's OK. Just a random one off the Internet. I got you. Leggy, do you have Snapchat? I do, but I seldom use it. But I do. Fair enough. I'm not going to tell. I'm I'm not saying no. I'll just send it to you.
Speaker: sort on instagram ah but what i' have whattts on my computer oh yeah i'll just yeah I'll send it to you through WhatsApp. yeah is that my I have to redo my Snapchat on my computer.
Speaker: because i see i got you and that's where i you get and i don'tt but there you go i just see you what right there
Speaker: ah You can't see that. You're right. um know You can't get mad at me. I want to make sure you're a part of I made that like right as we were having that conversation. it's i guess the better for my favorite immediately I was just thinking the same thing. I can delete that before it's staged on my phone. it right there cloud I got it. I got a clear. All right. So imagine if that fucking rainbow wasn't there. I have delete i have to delete it off my phone now ah because
Speaker: everything goes up in the cloud. So, like, every like if i took I took pictures the other day of of Google Maps. I had to add the caveat.
Speaker: it sent
Speaker: Listen. And I said, bumblays for our conversation. All right, okay, so you had to explain, you thought you had to explain it in case I was going to get a film. No, you didn't get mad at me. I just didn't want you to be left.
Speaker: I sent it to you but made it. the You're talking about the rainbow not being in there and it's really funny because I just had a conversation the other day, you know how I've got that big sign on my car? Right. Well it's a smaller sign now like I shrunk it down but it's still the same height right?
Speaker: So I said to my eldest kid, I text my eldest credit kid, I was like, we went to McDonald's but we failed the dangly ball test. And then it's like, I got this message back like, what the fuck? And what I meant was, you know how McDonald's has, the drive -thru has a height restriction and it's got dangly balls. They have a bar.
Speaker: right if you hit the bar but you have dangly balls hanging from the bar right to give you an idea my god i hate ronald mcdonald ball sack what sounds like trying to be funny saying we we failed the dangly ball test and i was getting this like what the fuck mom what you shouldnt you You missed out the video, you should have sent him. You should have said, oops, sorry, wrong text.
Speaker: And then just left him hanging for like a week. That was so bad. That's wrong person. Wrong person, my bad. My bad. funny because It's funny because when I was explaining that just now, Glick looked confused as fuck. Jeff knew exactly what I was talking about and clicked immediately. Well, because in the States, it's not like dangly balls. It's a bar. Yeah, we don't have dangly balls. We have bars. I mean, I have dangly balls, but McDonald's doesn't. No, well I heard that about you.
Speaker: My brain automatically switches to, wait, she's in Europe. My brain automatically switches to, wait, she's in Europe. Because like when Tanya, when the first time she went to France, France does the same thing. They have dangly balls. They look like Christmas balls.
Speaker: like the ones you hang on your Christmas tree. And she said, she's just like, look at, look at what McDonald's did to check the height requirement. And I was like, what are you talking to? She sent me a picture and I was like, huh, a bunch of balls. So as soon as she said it, I went, got it. yeah
Speaker: It clicks face.
Speaker: He's speechless. I would not. I wouldn't. I am such a fucking smart ass and an immature child. I just couldn't. I it wouldn't last in Europe. I would make fun of everything. Oh, dude. Everything. Why do you think my humor is so smutty? It's like. Everything's a duplontondrous. You hang out with us.
Speaker: yeah like you got You've got the wrong I hang out with you because I have a filthy sense of humour. It's not the other way around. I just learned it.
Speaker: If I say I'm tossing Jeff across the yard, apparently yeah are your few years thinking I'm jerking Jeff off across the yard. Like I'm taking Jeff for a watch, jerking him off in the Navy. Well, it's like the first time I was ever in Europe when I was in the Navy and I asked somebody for a cigarette and nobody looked at me funny. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah cause they like Give me a fag. No, I want a cigarette. Calm down. I know the Navy, but not him. yeah yeah you don and I am in the Navy. Here we go, boys.
Speaker: and when it was home yeah back yeah But but a lot of a lot of the stuff that Leggy will say I'll get because yeah, I've literally watched so much British television. Yeah. Like, you know, like, uh, like I said, um, you're turned into the vernacular. Well, you know, I, when I, I was dating my ex before I met my wife, I was, I one of her co -workers had every season of porridge and keeping up appearances and all that stuff. So i I would get the joke, but I might have to watch it twice before I get it. And then once you get it, it pops up multiple times. I'm like, I got it. I've got a question for you. Yeah. Have you watched Ashes to Ashes yet? No, ma 'am, I'm watching Scorpion right now. OK, fair enough.
Speaker: Scorpion is ah it's genius. I love it. You know, I will. I will watch it. I still haven't finished life on Mars because I have to. So so here's the kicker. I have to watch it on that My Flixter website now and Glick can back me up on this. Once you watch, especially if you're watching the series, once you watch so many, you have to clear your cookies on your computer or else it'll get halfway through an episode and then stop.
Speaker: got you. don't have to watch You don't have to watch Life on Mars to get ashes to ashes, like the two can stand alone. I know that one is... I know but i want to know what happens, that's the problem. yeah all gets revealed All gets revealed at the end of Ashes to Ashes, like the whole thing gets explained and revealed at the end of that. eyes but but and They're all dead.
Speaker: I know about a cop that wait that that gets in an accident and wakes up in this in well in life of Mars was making a loss. I was making a lost joke. Yeah. Yeah, you want to talk about disappointment. Jesus. That's a lot of people and then I watch it like years after the fact I'm like,
Speaker: oh this is why everybody he was upset i was like yeah i would be upset too because especially on a show like that like like right now i'm watching scorpion uh it's about a group of geniuses that basically save the world every fucking episode but guy No, it's kind of like a MacGyver, but it's four people make up one MacGyver. And the the leader of the team, he's got he's got the fourth highest IQ ever recorded. Oh, my God. Are you talking about this fucking show again? about this go lady give come out why
Speaker: He just came from nowhere. For anybody listening back on the podcast, Glick's camera was off and these mic he was nowhere to be seen or heard. And then we just heard this voice from nowhere. He came from nowhere. That's what she said.
Speaker: um Surprise!
Speaker: Surprise. Surprise. Somebody buy them the reusable diapers. Oh, god. Surprise, bitches. Glick is back. Yeah, but I plan on watching Ash's Dashes as soon as I finish Life on Mars. I'm almost finished with Scorpion and I think I'm gonna finish Life on Mars after that. Nice.
Speaker: I'm going to ask you the same question. I'm going to ask the same question in about a year's time. We still won't have watched it. I know you. I was watching another show about it. It's a British show and it's newer. It's about an Indian girl. She's a cop in London. So wait a minute. That would be anything. Wait a minute, Jeff. Wait a minute, Jeff. An Indian girl.
Speaker: Now, over here, I automatically assume like Cherokee. No, I'm talking like dos and not feathers putd dots, not Dots, not feathers. Oh, thank you. Come again. Yeah, over here. Different. I knew he'd get that reference as soon as I said it. um It's actually called, ah you know, or 7 -Eleven Indian.
Speaker: neither. but I love you. We have such a jeeps that I were talking about this one time. I can't vouch for any other state, but I know here in Ohio, we we have a a very large Indian community, especially where I'm at. And as ah as a, as a vape guy, they are literally opening up shops side by side, but they are the coolest vape shop owners in the world. They give you the best deals and the best fucking discounts are like, Oh, you're like, you'll go in there and be like, man, this is a really, I like this fate. Yeah. They're three for five. What's like,
Speaker: theyre They're the coolest fucking people in the world. And then you spend, you spend like 45 minutes in there just to hang it out. Bullshit with them. and we we have large and community and and the like whole ring The whole like race, ethnicity thing is such an American thing. like When Jeff saying it's about an Indian cop, I'm like, she's British. We would never that she was Indian. She's presumably got an English accent, she's British. i mean like It doesn't even... it doesn't even like um Yeah, if someone says, where are you from over here, it's like, if someone asks someone, where are you from, they basically mean the what city.
Speaker: like you're expecting a response of like Birmingham or London or Sheffield like you're not expecting a conversation about ethnicity that's just not a thing here.
Speaker: conditions called ti remain i think I think that's because America and that is and It gets said a lot, but I think it's 100 % accurate. I've not seen Jeff, but I recognize the actress's face. She's been in other stuff. America is such a huge melting pot that people come from ah you never you never know like i can see a guy i so But so is the UK. That's what I don't think you understand. But no, there's in there there's a huge, huge... In fact, when James was over here, he said, I can't believe how many people look like me. like He said that.
Speaker: Right. It's just it's just a non it's just a non issue here. It's just a non. It's not an issue. It's not an issue. like but but they don know But they don't. They don't. They you don't even a topic of conversation. but Right. like They don't. They don't mention the ethnicity. Well, I just. got Oh, yeah. like it that guy over there Bob over at and the. side yeah completely like Like, you know, I joke I joke around a lot. You know, I know I know people from Ohio that have thicker southern accents than than anybody I've ever met in the south. The quote unquote south and it's just like y 'all from the south.
Speaker: And this is how you're supposed to sound, but this guy from Ohio sounds more Southern than anybody else. Southern by the grace of God, let me tell you. so oh And it's not an issue. It's it's more of a curiosity. i mean the word Okay, maybe the word issue was the wrong word. What I'm trying to say is it's not even a topic of conversation.
Speaker: So you when i hear when I hear people from America talking and I hear them say, they ask each other, where are you from? Right. It's almost always in the context of where is your heritage? Like, what's your heritage? And that's never, that's never, that's not what the conversation is here. If someone says, where are you from? It's literally like, what's that? act Like, what city are you from? Right. That lady, that lady, what's her name? D .I. Ray. D .I. Ray.
Speaker: Does she have an English accent on Indian accent? Yeah, she's very British. So there's the difference. So when like in America or for us, like. The accent really sets the tone of where you're at. Yeah, like somebody, if somebody comes here and they have a British accent. They're British, period.
Speaker: Like you would be considered you like, obviously we're not going to go all that. Well, that lady is British, but her, her, her heritage is Indian, but right it's, it's, it's like the, like Canadian, like you, you can tell somebody's not from America because of the way they talk. And it's a curiosity factor. I mean, I know a lot of times, like if I meet somebody new and it doesn't matter what color skin is, I'll be 100 % honest with you, but they have a different accent. ah It's, it's a curiosity. fee For me, it's like, hey, where are you from? Can I hone in more precisely what it is I'm trying to see? yeah please yeah Because we don't have that. i'm goingnna use um Hang on. And I'm going to use Jeeves as an example.
Speaker: Jeeves is Canadian. To me, Jeeves is Canadian. And there isn't any other conversation other than the fact that the guy is Canadian, right? But I have heard so many conversations with Americans with Jeeves asking him about his you know witty and And I've heard quite fucking racist shit said as well, actually. and i know ah and it's And it's questioning, you know, like, where are you from? Well, he's fucking Canadian. He was born in Singapore, but he's but every but every time the guy has to he has this full -on conversation explaining his parents are Indian heritage,
Speaker: but he was born in Singapore and he's been in Canada since the end of the day the guy's got Canadian passport he lives in Canada and has done for 30 years the guy's Canadian and that's all there is to it and in this country over here that's all there is to it that person's Canadian yeah but then but the but the but the amount of I mean that and that fucking idiot a few weeks ago who um called him the black what was it um the dude with the magnets on his head no no no no no that's frank somebody else And that Frank Arsehole called him. What's that? What's that fucking guy in the wheelchair with the but the motor neuron disease? What's his name? Stephen Hawking. He called Jeeves the Black Stephen Hawking, but he didn't say it once. He said it like two or three times. And I'm like, first of all, first of all, it's a fucking horrible thing to say to anyone. But my main point was he isn't even fucking black. He's a brown man.
Speaker: You just like that. It's like it's the ignorance of it. The fucking ignorance of it. But then. Yeah, I think I think. ah Yeah, no, I think a lot of it. Well, that that that was ignorance. But no, I think a lot of it because I got a couple. I got a couple of guys I'm friends with there. They're Canadian. They're but the black guys. But they're.
Speaker: And you can you can come. You you can sometimes hear their Canadian action. And and ive I've seen people, I've heard people or or they'll just speak in general. Their family is from Trinidad and they'll tell people, well, I'm Trinidadian or whatever it is, but i like but I'm from Canada. you know Well, I did the same thing when somebody asked me where I was from. but i canadian They feel they have to qualify that they feel that. They have to qualify that. And I've seen so many conversations. Oh, no, no, don't just say it just to say it. It's an interesting conversation when nobody asks. But I've seen so many conversations with Jeeves where Jeeves, you'll say he's from Canada. And that's not a good enough answer for whoever it is. They'll probe more. Right. But you're not Canadian. Right. Where are you actually from? And it's rude as fuck because at the end of the day. Yeah. But media well in in their defence,
Speaker: it it's about It's about where you're from when you ask that question. Like, yeah like if I'm asking the question, my asking that question, it depends on where I'm from. Like, you as as as a Brit do not do that. You know, in that conversation, we never, start so and no sorry. No, that's fine. I would have never thought Jeeves was Canadian. I would have just, I just i automatically assumed the first time I ever met Jeeves, the first time I ever heard him,
Speaker: and talk to him or anything like, I just thought he was American. ah It wasn't until, and then I was like, oh, I don't like you, you're Canadian. But the thing is, when Jeeves was here and he'll attest to this.
Speaker: and when Jeeves was here and he'll attest to this, right? Obviously it's natural when people are working in the tourist industry, you know, they're working at the hotel or whatever and they're getting guests coming in and they'll say, oh, where are you from? You know, like because they know that you're a tourist. And his response is, oh, I'm from Canada. That was an end to the conversation. That is, they've had the answer is Canadian.
Speaker: there wouldn't be any problem about oh but where are you what's your heritage where you where were you born what's your family like that just doesn't happen here and the only time that doesn't happen here very often the only time i've ever seen that happen is with americans jeff oh yeah on i think i think for the most part an obsession over race and ethnicity in america is weird i think i think i think for the i think for the most part unfortunately this is this is this is a case of One bad apple makes the bat or makes makes the batch look bad. I think for the most part, and this is just from personal experience and what I've seen. And I think I think it's a like I said, i so I think it's a curiosity feature. It ends with you hear an accent. You don't even care what color their skin is or anything like that. But you hear an accent. and You're like, hey, where are you from? Oh, cool. You're you're you're from Russia. All right. But there are those bad seeds that are like
Speaker: You sound Russian, but you look Australian. I don't know what Australians look like, I guess. I was going to say, what do while Australians look hang but like? wallahogue and but say dinner i think unfortunately I think, unfortunately, there are those bad apples that that make them, because for me, personally, I hear an accent that that's, that's my curiosity. And I think most other people are like, hey, where are you from?
Speaker: you know, what, you know, and you're polite about it. I just think that America generally seems to be pretty obsessed with race anyway. Because it's jumped at our throat every day. And I would agree with that, Jeff. I think that's true. I think I think I think it is to divide you. It's just such a totally different
Speaker: Not mindset, but it's a totally different like. It's a cultural culture. Yeah, it's just not. It's just a thing here. Well, it's like like you would you wouldn't like. ah the The opposite side of that same coin, you don't look at Bugsy Malone and go. Where are you from? He's going to be like, I'm British and you're like, OK, I got it. You don't know Bugsy Malone is your music guy, fucker. Who are you talking to?
Speaker: You, Bugsy Malone. You know who Bugsy Malone is. I literally didn't say or do anything. I was... I said Bugsy Malone and your brain shut off. Be honest with you, I was listening to you. And I also was containing a belch. So instead of just releasing the brand... We don't want an explosion on camera, okay?
Speaker: i didn but No, actually, actually we do the ratings will go through the fucking roof. No, I was fucking listening. Jesus Christ. No, but no, but I said Bugsy Malone and you're like, I don't get the reference. No, I know. You had I get what you're saying. I know. But when I said it, you're and I get it. You were internally belching, but your face went. Who the fuck is Bugsy Malone? Yeah, my head went.
Speaker: had my eyes i don't know what you're talking about i had I had negative and positive combustion. i was trying what ah wow one to that I was trying to keep it inverted rather than exerted.
Speaker: get know you admit physical but invered Wait, did you just say you try to keep it inverted instead of expert? and You know, inverted means upside down. Hey, shut your fucking warm mouth and listen to the words that I'm saying.
Speaker: Stop trying to use $10 words. Peep your $5 words. Look here. I ain't never been accused of using $10 words, $5 words, or even $1 words for that fact. Your mouth is right in checks that your vocabulary can't cash. There it is. Want to fuck around and find out?
Speaker: but
Speaker: No, no, I know who, I know who Moxie Boggs is. He was a four foot three basketball player. for the charlot No. boy malone ah paul maybe ra yeah a rapper boy the british rapper Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Karl Maloney played for the uh the Utah Jazz. Him and John's talking with me because you're pissing me off regardless. Yeah. No, of course I'm No, it's Bugsy. No, no. I don't post him alone. Bugsy Malone was a film from the 30s, was it not? I'm sorry. Bugsy Malone, ladies and gentlemen. I have his picture up just because I knew somebody was gonna be like, who? Bugsy Malone is. No, but is Bugsy Malone not an old gangster? It is. It is. But Bugsy Malone, the rapper, he's British. Right. Mm -hmm. Yeah, what's that got to do with anything? All of a sudden, I think, what do you think? I don't, what do you think? I think Britain's all white people? Yeah.
Speaker: I know you think that. like like you You walking down the street, middle fucking London, and Bugsy Malone comes out and you're like, oh, look, another fucking tourist. I know you. yeah I know you would. You'd be like, hey, American, how you doing? Because you think all black people are only in the America. Do you know what this is like? this is like listen listen this is like a conversational audition before i know there's black people this Listen, this is like a conversation that I had with a certain person once.
Speaker: who are you serious who was du to shock hang on a minute who was having a conversation online on a panel about black comedians. okay And all the black comedians that were listed were all American. And I pointed out, well, this should be called best black American American comedians because like and then I was I was basically shouting down saying well they're all all black comedians are American I'm like well that's not true there there are British black comedians and then you've got people you've got people like Trevor Trevor Noah who is South African like but I was basically told shut the fuck up like it's only it's only I mean I was like well you should just change the title to best black media
Speaker: ah strength and worse british or south africa says up that Oh, I thought he was British. No, he's South African. Oh, I thought he was British. You know, he lost his career here, funnily enough, at the Edinburgh Fringe. Oh, I see how you did that. actually see Yeah, I see what you did there.
Speaker: for african Well, dancy, dancy, hey. Wrench around, yes. Don't forget to touch you, buster. No, the funny thing is, the funny thing is in South Africa, the South African accent sounds very, very, very British. It sounds actually very Australian. White people in Africa. What? I swear to God. He said think there's white people in South Africa. No, there's white people in Africa. i thought it was
Speaker: Yeah. Sure. I know things. I don't know if I want to be part of the conversation. yeah one i charise thoron and There you go. She's South African. Yes. so hot but she She's just okay. So you're doing that thing when it was like, it always goes back to a woman's attractiveness. What are you talking about?
Speaker: No, I wouldn't pick Charlie Stern out of bed. Acting skills, not her. too Oh, she's a great actress. Hugh Jackman's hot as fuck. if You think I watch his movies because of his fucking acting abilities? Hell no. You've seen Wolverine and Deadpool shot. yeah That's why I want it. Goddamn abs. Fuck you, Ryan. I'm telling you that scene Deadpool just goes. Right now, too. Hello, Hugh jack jack rob's a huge Jackman. Hugh Jackman.
Speaker: can you jack I, I'm securing my man to say that as a good looking dude. i Trust me, I'd watch a hot ass dude over a hot ass woman any day a week in the morning. That's pushing it, buddy.
Speaker: i watch i think you need I think you need more of that rainbow cake, buddy. Do you think I watch Criminal Minds for any of the ladies on this show? No, I watch it. I watch it for Mariska Hargathy. No, Criminal Minds, and not SVU. I love Mariska Hargathy. I like just saying her name. Look up Shamar Moore.
Speaker: Oh yeah yeah. That's a sexy man right there. That is a sexy tall glass of chocolate milk.
Speaker: That might be the best reaction ever caught with absolute silence to anything I've ever said right there.
Speaker: I told Nikki one day, I was like, I want a big black suburban so I can pretend to be Derek Morgan. She was like, what the fuck is wrong with you? You know what would have made that better is right after you said that sexy tall glass of chocolate milk. cut
Speaker: You know what would have made it better is if we would have got that tone that somebody popped in. Wow. I'm about you, jackass.
Speaker: ah me oh yeah but notch in den at all is's like Who, He's playing with his animation app, I guarantee it. Yeah. I know you. I know you're fucking with that animation app. Yes. You hear that? You hear that?
Speaker: um but boom that's a nice
Speaker: I'm working on ah on ah on a concept. I had an idea today. I figured it out. i love to really They're like the two, three people who have been hanging out for this entire show. you guys are fucking awesome good They're all they're all checking into rehab as we speak because this is the definition of shitty broadcasting all day long. Why are you so quiet? Why don't they say hi?
Speaker: this concern They got it. they're They're ashamed. They have they have spouses that actually respect them and they don't want to. Well, they're drawing down notes so they can the report back. Hit that link. And it's the latter. It's the latter of the two. Yeah, it's a challenge. Don't be scared. No, I don't have to. I don't have to see a good looking woman to and be impressed by her acting.
Speaker: But it doesn't. Hang on. look Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Let me process that. You don't have to say that again. So you were saying that I only watch actresses that are hot. Jeff, you do. No, this is not true. It's the first thing you always make reference to. Jesus Christ, Jeff, I would call it an observation. I wish I had the time to create a compilation broadcast of the times. I said, yeah.
Speaker: I'll watch that show because I wouldn't kick that girl out of bed. Yep. She's pretty. No, I see. Every time. For the next end of the day, I can't help it that I have a ah very, a very, what's the word I'm looking for? OK, Jeff. OK, Jeff. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. Name an ugly actress that you enjoy watching. Melissa McCartan. Oh, wait. Sorry.
Speaker: actually, you know, actually, I don't like her. I think she tries to think of one. Look at your brain. No, I don't know the name. and looks gotta go and it's good He's got a Google. He's got a Google. I'm going to tell you right now. now to it's go like ho No, no, no, no, no. There's like a hot. There's like a hamster on ah on a rusty wheel. Squeak and look. No, but I have to actually think of their name because there's a on on what's the show that Kevin and I were just watching. That's a scorpion.
Speaker: No, not scoy we're watching something else too. I'll also say one more thing. ah so i want to say a <unk> not um it's not It's not quite a trick question but it's also a difficult question to answer because Men are given much more grace in terms of looks. Oh, 100 percent. I have the biggest eclectic taste. A lot more character actors that are allowed to be quote unquote ugly, whereas women to even be actors. Well, what's the chick? What's the chick from from from ah happy, not happy, give from Waterboy?
Speaker: Mm. She's gorgeous. The crazy toxic from the. Yeah, I can't spell out her name. I know who you're talking about. You're talking about the largest women against. I understand that. But my eclectic case goes from everything. I find Judy in any way. She's not a great actress as she does. She's still her name, an ugly actress that you enjoy watching. I like to watch Meryl Streep. She's not. She's not. She's got her fucking mouth, Jeff.
Speaker: She's not somebody that i'm like, come on to bed, honey. You don't, Ellen Mirren. Ellen Mirren is not like, hey, how you doing? But ye i's like yeah are I didn't say she was ugly. I'm not saying I want to take her to bed either. question you That doesn't answer my question. I have to think of somebody. I appreciate.
Speaker: all of the lady actresses out there. I appreciate it. I truly like actors and actresses. i I don't have a preference on who I'm going to watch. If they're good in the role, I'll watch it. as long as You just say Kathy Bates. Just say Kathy Bates. I do love Kathy Bates.
Speaker: But shit on me then Kathy Bates doesn't look like the character that she played in misery That's what everybody thinks but actually she's actually quite attractive when you look at her face events are pretty well our son Right so again if that falls that's like saying yeah, but I'm not I'm not going Hey, let's go watch the new Kathy Bates movie cuz Kathy Bates is an inch That's like saying Shirley Steron in that monster film, right, which you don't need up to look, right? So again, that does, okay, listen, here's here's the thing.
Speaker: Don't hurt yourself, Jeff. Okay. Exactly. So it's all right. I'll let you off the hook. Somebody show me a little bit of leg. I'm in baby. Come here. That you couldn't answer the question already answers the question for us. Nope. I'm out buddy. I'm out buddy. I said a woman. I said a woman showed me good. Like how long are your legs?
Speaker: i I'm not very, I'm all torso. I'm built like a fucking wheel. All the way up. All the way up. I built like a fucking wheel. I wasn't even trying to make it weird, but I wasn't even trying to make it weird. Like when you buy jeans, like what's your inside leg when you buy jeans? Quite tall. 30. 30? Are you going to make fun of me now? No.
Speaker: so ah long She was like, sorry, sorry, sorry. I you'd made a mistake. No, I'm serious. I'm built like a fucking silverback gorilla. I'm all torso. How tall are you? I'm all over body. What are you, 6 '2"? Yeah, I'm 6 '2". We're 30 inch inside leg.
Speaker: yeah yeah um but Yeah, you're right. it's not you know coursewa but Have you ever seen a silverback gorilla? That's what I look like. I'm built like a gorilla. when i when open I've got a wee short body and it's all legs. Yeah. When I, when I used to, when I used to work for a moving company, all the guys there used to call me a silverback. They'd be like, Oh, here comes quick old silverback built ass motherfucker. And I'm strong as a silverback too. But yeah, I'm all, I'm all upper body of all.
Speaker: ah bal course Yeah, I wasn't even meeting that conversation to be weird like I know that like sound it like weird ready to make fun of my short legs thing well the fact that the thing is and It would never have even been mentioned if you hadn't flashed the one camera so he's well jeff said show me some leg and i'm in i was like maybe this is I Thought of somebody Tilda Swanson That is an ugly bitch, but she's a good actress Wow, Jeff, you are not helping your cause at all right now. She's not good looking, man. She looks like a dude, but she's a great actress. Some dances you don't accept. Show up the football on the thing. Tell the sponsor, hold on. I thought it was her name, not Swinton, or was that a different name? Swinton, sorry. I don't think she's ugly.
Speaker: on shore again I didn't see her. I have no idea. i worrying it on She was in fu she played Gabriel in in. What's that John Keanu Reeves? no yeah That's ah that's ah that's ah that's the that's lady from ah from ah she's in Dr. Strange, right?
Speaker: Yes. Yeah. She plays, she plays the guy that changed. Not the greatest looking woman. She's what I'll watch her. She's a good actress. She's not great. so I didn't know that person was a woman. She's very androgynous. yes they thank you thank you for she doesn't look like She doesn't look like a man either, but she's not. but But I've also never Googled her in a way where I'm not going to show online. I'm going to tell you guys right now.
Speaker: Jeff had no idea who that was. I'm telling you. No, no. I had to Google her name. I had to Google her name. One hundred percent. I would put money on it. Right. Because I had to Google her name. And she popped up. No, I did not. No, I did not. No, because I thought of Constantine because my wife loves the movie Constantine. I'm seeing it a thousand times.
Speaker: And every time I think of that movie, I'm like, that is one of the movie Constantine, too, because it's got goddamn Keanu Reeves and shut the fuck up. Fuck. Yeah, I do. I don't think he's ugly, but I'm just going to switch this on its head for a minute. And the reason that this conversation came about is because every single careful. Every single time you mention actresses. Yeah.
Speaker: Every time you mention actresses, it's always about how fuckable they are. And if someone were to say to me, Helen, who's your favourite actor or actress? I would say... Who would I say? Chris Hemsworth. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, not at all, not at all. Jason Reynolds. No, I would probably say Dustin Hoffman, actually. That's right there.
Speaker: Right? And that's nothing to do with. And that's nothing to do with. You know, it's it's it's purely accessibility. The guy's a brilliant actor. Oh, he is. I'm not mad at it. And it never and it never enters my head to say, oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. But that's always that's always your response to putting that on you. You will as well, your cunt.
Speaker: button. Oh, don't worry. I'm clipping that out of you. I don't know what she says. and Let me get Dustin on the phone. How are you doing, buddy? yeah yeah i know um yeah no one it's It's just a weird, weird thing that you do. And it's like, yeah. And I get that. I get that. But at the end of the day, I'm also the the kind of guy that I can find beauty in any Hey, you know what? I have a very low standard of what I think is hot. yeah Especially if someone's chubbing off. Hey, chubby got chickled. Get me in bed. and She wink at me. I'm in. Let's go. Hey, yo.
Speaker: buts like See? See? but you had me at Chubby. Yeah. I love a good Chubby. Check. I don't go to the steakhouse and be like, yeah, give me the bones. No, I want some meat. I'm going to be. First, first, first, first. You're meant to be, you're meant to be fucking or not eating, are you, weirdo? Oh, don't worry. I do my plants. There's of time for me to eat, baby. Don't you worry about it. I'm going to eat. Don't worry.
Speaker: There's going to be plenty going on. I've said i'veset it my whole life. And and and well, since I reached that state of being a dude and Jeff can attest to this, you can make fun of me all day long for being with a bigger girl or a chubby girl. I'm a big boy. I'm a big boy.
Speaker: When Jeff doesn't have that, Jeff doesn't have that. I'm a little monkey. I will climb if I have to. I'm a big boy. I'm like Lenny for my cement.
Speaker: I've been with skinny girls and ain't nothing worse than dating a skinny chick and being like, Oh, did I hurt? Oh, hey, I've been there. I've been there. I did this chick. I swear to God, she was I've seen stop signs, polls bigger than her. And I was like, ah did I hurt you? A lot of mass that's moving around.
Speaker: I'm sitting here listening to Leggy. I feel like I should not be in the column for this. I feel like I should have dropped out there. I just have a purpose. You've been tainted. I sent Glick this picture of this video, this TikTok of this chick. She's the hearse chick. She's gorgeous.
Speaker: I think she might be brighter than you are, Leggy, when you turn on the lights. This chick like glows in the dark. And she's not small, but she's seriously goth. and she But she doesn't she doesn't like show it off. like most but lot of lot of gothics are like um i just not to hear and you know all she like A lot of like, She's very modest. like She's very modest, but she's gorgeous. Who are we talking about?
Speaker: And there's this golf chick that I sent Blick on TikTok. No, I used, I used to, i used to have a I used to have a, it's like a personal preference rule. Like they had to be five, eight or taller. And, and, and, and, and I liked, I didn't know back then it wasn't fit. They were athletic girls or the thicker girls back in the day.
Speaker: So they had to be 5 '8 or taller or like girls had to be 5 '8 or taller and and have an athletic build to them. Not muscular, but like thick before I would even show any interest to them. When I was younger, when I was like in high school and stuff like that. When you say athletic build, that makes me think.
Speaker: Well, he didn sin and most yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You just date that female rugby player. yeah i ah yeah
Speaker: The vocabulary wasn't thick and I've always been a boob guy. I love me so much. That's not the first thing I look for. Milk does click by the usual tingle buddies.
Speaker: yeah So, yeah, I mean, I've always, I've always liked thicker girls and tall girls because I'm not a little guy. It's always been my preference. I say that by my, my ex -wife was, she was thick. Normally you're all, but she was five foot, nothing. But, you know, but that was a rare, that was like, I don't know, fucking stars aligned type bullshit, whatever. I don't fucking know.
Speaker: I might've been on meth for 17 years. fun I don't know. It's definitely, it was not my tank. But but Jeff knows my girlfriend from ice. She was five 11. She was cute.
Speaker: and But that's just me personally. and I'm not a big fan of, I know I don't like two by fours. I got a buddy of mine who, who, who, I,
Speaker: so Every girl he ever dated, he'd be like, man, you got to see her. She's hot as fuck now. I'm like, really? She's like, she got that. I'm like, okay. And then I'd meet her and I'd be like, where the hell did you buy her a fucking 2x4 rack at Home Depot? Like, goddamn.
Speaker: least next Everybody finds something different attractive. There's no right or wrong. I like big girls. Jeff apparently likes Lee.
Speaker: I like all women's. Her name is Haley Rose. Is the chick I sent? She's a porn actress. She is not. Is she? No, because this chick does not have a because people were asking her for an OnlyFans so she created one for her first. I'm sorry.
Speaker: maybe we're just being a wrestler. And she got fired from the WWE w for having an OnlyFans because she did stuff with Paige Van Zant. She did dirty stuff.
Speaker: if You're a married man. You shouldn't be looking up other women. Hey, once again, eating ain't cheating. This is her. she's She's, you know, modestly dressed. But she she looks like the ship from Hotel Transylvania. Yeah. Well, that helps, too. Jeff's attracted to cartoons, though. Hey, Mavis is hot. our sons have place I like Velma. Wait, what? harry You know what? I'm kind of the same way. I'm ah more of a ah more of the the glasses nerdy girl. I like that. Some guys like Daphne. Jeff likes Scooby.
Speaker: but I got a Scooby snack for him. and lord money need to go it's just out and the bomb right ra and right
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Speaker: so stupid in it's No I just I don't have any bridges when it comes to a woman I find her yes we know any holes of all we get it we understand so any holes ago i' would never heard that probably yeah yeah i remember I don't have very high standards Just accept your role in the show Jeff you're the sexist misogynist i'm not misogists i like for them to dominate me He's like my wife's been in fullgiving How are you
Speaker: I'm the easiest maniac of the show. Blaze is the... dude. how um we not that's just That's not Jeff's son, Kevin, is it? No. I hope not. That was the last name you gave me.
Speaker: Jeff's son's last name is like Suarez Rodriguez. I'll be right back. My phone's ringing. Of course it is. Of course it is. No, it's my wife, Colin.
Speaker: You're in trouble. She's been watching. She's been watching, dude. You're fucked. I tell i tell him all the time. I tell him all the time. You can't tell me nothing. You've been in France for a year with another dude. Mind your business.
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Speaker: I'm seeing nothing because other people's businesses do business. is their business no I mean, you, you're fine. You, I don't give a damn about anybody else.
Speaker: And there's a reason why I don't give a damn about anybody else. So we're live here. We had this conversation about are we live or are we backstage? and I don't give a damn about it. We're live right now. I don't give a damn about anybody else or what anybody else thinks because ain't none of them.
Speaker: got the sack big enough to fucking even drop a comment, let alone hit that link. So I don't give a damn what anybody says about what I say. I can respect other people not wanting to say what they, you know, their true feelings, which is fine. But me personally, I don't give a damn what y 'all think until you fucking grow a parent can at least say something in the chat, let alone hit that fucking link. Yeah.
Speaker: beach because they' all bunch of fuck fuckers, jealous yourself, because I'm the main podcast, broadcast world, and you bitches ain't got shit on me. It's like trading places. It's like that scene in trading places when they're in the jail. And one's running in their mouth, and the other one keeps standing behind them going, yeah. Yeah. I'm a hype man.
Speaker: ah you know what sometimes you sometimes you just gotta to have a hype man. it please Oh my god. I'm just looking at what time it is. It's almost almost one o 'clock. Yeah. I said, I've come in here for half an hour and it's like almost six hours and a long the ahead of me. Let's see what happens. So, what happens? You join the fun. I know. you We're awesome. I was happy to just mind my own business and lurk in the comments and potentially take you to bed. But, you know, now I'm sitting at the desk instead. You know, I could be lying in bed by now. She decides to come up and grill Jeff on his misogyny. I'm not that bad. I'm changing it. I'm not misogynist. I'm a collector. Hey, Jeff, I sent you a WhatsApp on the animation. I just call that.
Speaker: i listened to gli groce cause i just up just accept your rule I'm just glad I'm not the one who's going to be my lady here right now being chastised and and interrogated. i want Hashtag I'm into it. Hashtag kinky bastard.
Speaker: and It's on you. I like it. That's why he's been begging me to put on the boss for the last two years.
Speaker: I'm like the best mode. I am not your personal Jesus. ah and touch me i say that time like professional trump That don't happen very often. Yeah, I said it. Yeah, I'm a fan deal with it. Nice. you're Just kind of man a marquee on the side of his panel and it says reach out and touch me.
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Speaker: I just got the giggles now. That's funny. I do. I was I I got very, very high today and it's too late and I'm just in a giggly. No, you're not. Shocking the breaking news, everybody. Blaze got high. It was a good day. But the cup with a name like Blaze, who would have ever thought it was a good day? you have pull allow my a game Yeah. Okay. I'm a dropper. I'm joking. I'm sorry. I'm I can't wait. Have you talked around to get a triple double today in place? We all like to poke the beard every now and again. I'm sorry. I did eat too much at KFC though. I had this on my ass. That is my favorite thing. Did you say you ate too much KFC today?
Speaker: Yeah, I got like a I got like the four tender the four piece tender thing and fries and I shouldn't eat Dude, I love their their big crunch combo. That thing's awesome. I love that sandwich He looks like a of train guys chain co on top about for white coroner first lady's gonna make fun of my stumpy legs and thenm believezed he's be like i hate was kfc i feel like a fucking terrible fat fucking ho because i ate four chicken tenderders and i'm like i just cold you just bra and not having like
Speaker: sixteen just i told you guys how much i enjoyed my caniac from raising kings like um my god I too much. I had four tenders and fries. And it's like six big ass tenders, fries, a side of coleslaw, and this delicious Texas toast, garlic bread. And then - Because I couldn't eat both of what you've both eaten, and then I'm still hungry. Because it goes me so well, and she's she's such a great fiance.
Speaker: And she doesn't know Raisin Cane. She doesn't know that when you get the caniac, it comes with two dipping sauces. But because she knows how much I love their dippy sauce, she ordered two extra for me. And this is dipping sauce so good that I cut off a baby's foot and I'll eat a baby's goddamn foot dipped in this sauce. And now I believe she's like, oh. Oh, that's nice. It is.
Speaker: I just I'm just going to go. Well, after she killed him with Covid, it's kind of like, yeah, yeah i thank God I'm already dead because when I wasn't, I'd go pull a Steven Girovishi and I'd fucking throw myself. Rage I'm going to do more pajamas on him. Rage die.
Speaker: Got him. Oh.
Speaker: I'm talking about in in college duty, okay? yeah Fuck my life. God. How many, how many, how many pieces of chicken did you have in the deck, Blake? Six. Six and Blake's had four. I could eat both your meals and still be hungry. Fuck you. You know, and I also had coleslaw and I had, and I had the greatest fries ever crinkled on fries and when the kids were at Grandma's, I ordered a 12 pack and the 12 family bucket and it ate it all. And I was like, they like the whole family bucket. I eat a family bucket comes to two things, Matt. We're not talking about you right now. We're talking about being Jeff. This is my moment. We need a, we need a t -shirt that just says i shoot out of buckets.
Speaker: I like the bucket. You know what, you're like li I shouldn't feel bad about my life. At least I'm not even speaking out of a fucking beach bucket. party maybe buck know shessis should be jim you're right police I'm to start a restaurant where you just order a bucket of pasta.
Speaker: Jeff, where are these, man? I don't know what the sad part about it is, Jeff. That would probably be a huge success. They have one here called Cheesers, where literally they bring it out in a giant fucking pan. It's for family styles. Next time you can't. Sorry, go ahead. I totally know. There's there's seafood restaurants like that. They have all you can eat.
Speaker: shrimp bowls and they bring it out and and and and you literally they you you sit down on a you sit down at this table and they bring it out in buckets and they don't they pour it on the table they just pour it on the table. Fucking in. I'll thank one of those joys. It's all you can eat. So as long as they'll keep bringing these buckets out and just don't put them. I'll bankrupt that motherfucker tomorrow. However, any leftovers they charge you like 18 bucks a pound for anything you don't need. Tell them to keep coming. You better keep eating. Otherwise they got a restaurant here. It's called Mr. Pampas. It's a Argentinian style restaurant where they walk around with heat on a skewer and and you got a, you got a little thing, of a little, uh, circle and it's half red and half green. If it's green, they'll keep coming around with meat and keep cutting it off.
Speaker: And if you want to stop it, you turn the dial so it's red. It's Brazilian, right? It's Brazilian. Yeah, thank you. I want to do that so bad. Brazilian state happens. Yeah, it's amazing. I've never been to one. I want to go to one so bad. Oh, dude. It's expensive. It's like 22 bucks a person. But it's so worth it. I think I had a Shiro plate yesterday. It was like 20 bucks just for myself. But I got it home. And I was like, there's enough here for two people, but I ate it all anyway. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah yeah key awesome the the one thing that they they're the ones the one food they don't do their chicken's not that good i don't i yeah i'm not i'm not coming to a steakhouse for fucking white meat exactly oh no they well hold on i'm gonna bring up the picture i want it pink and bloody just like i like he goes to the resp for the white meat i was waiting for the joke and i was waiting for
Speaker: It has a buffet. I was thinking it. I'm like, I'm not going to see who says it first. It has a buffet. You knew I was going to take you the rest of the walk. Oh, man. This is Mr. Pompas. It has that buffet where it says all your sides and then they bring out these giant skewers of meat and cut it off. Oh, God. This is a conversation with Brian.
Speaker: I know, right? you know Because we're we're channeling our in our inner b Brian. Yeah. we We're putting out the bri at our meat lovers i'm putting out the Brian signal. signal. It's right about the time for Brian to show up. Right end and right before the end. It's b Brian comes in his me with his mealtime mating call. You know what? No disrespect on Brian. But you know he asked ah he has the time to shoot just right so people don't go mad at him.
Speaker: yeah got that yeah i noticed that myself no they somewhat well you probably eat so much meat he's on a very strict oop schedule you yeah you realize like there's like a there's like a ah a red meat diet where that's all you eat but yeah good for diet it's called the carnivore diet um can i or or jordan's or the or the jordan you gotta have money to do that shit meat's expensive to eat all the time but having personally you're rap send me some money so i can be on a carnivore it'll make you sick too don't do well no it' it No, because there's a couple people that said their health seriously, improves it's better than fucking vegan dude that's how you i tell you why he vegan isn't veganism isn't ah about so much about dies that's that's like police and stuff like that I
Speaker: I only know one vegan in my life. No, vegan, vegan is just the idea of not using animals cruelty, cruelty involved. Yeah. It's like not, not just not eating animals, but not having product or not using products that in any way. Yeah. Yeah. i I only know one vegan in my personal life, but he's also a bipolar schizophrenic. I really don't know what the hell to believe what he says.
Speaker: So he probably he's like sitting there. Rockley. Oh, man. Check this out. This is the this is the carnivore diet. How much do you want to lose, Glick? One to 20 pounds, 20 to 21 to 50 or 50 over? I want to let I want to I want to do 21 to 50 pounds. I'm curious. 21 to 50. Dude, I'm a female. Yeah. OK.
Speaker: diabetes. I don't have any of those. Oh, depression. anxiety pevis You ask. What the hell is it? This is supposed to actually help find it. Six six foot fourteen inches.
Speaker: There's six six. Why not? but ah Six foot seventeen. these Seventy five. It's not going to work. he's bible do it under
Speaker: how much is 300 300 weight weight is the his weight is the elevators max ca capacity it's always not so goal but the six foot six thing is wrong so it's all going to be fucked up
Speaker: It's supposed to show you a diet. You need to change the height, Jeff. Oh, I can't go back. It was your butt. Are you around? Are you right around or a triangle?
Speaker: like don't Yeah, where is all torso? oh What's what's what's the next screen for knowledge? I mean, come on. No, I think I think I'm around it. I think I'm around it. Yeah, we'll say round. Oh, my God.
Speaker: I don't know but but red ah okay really ask your bless nice This is so much work just to get to a i have no I Hardly have time for myself. He's only got 10 minutes left on the fucking podcast and know and oh my god mrs reader I was trying to find a I saw it on dumb. I saw on here. It was like the. Don't show us your. google search Carnivore diet. So there's what you can eat. Ground beef, ground bison, pork shoulder, pork belly, bacon. I'm in. Hey, John, I need a fucking chart to tell you what a carnivore diet is. It's an old meat diet. You only eat fucking meat. No, because you can eat. You can have butter. Lard. You need clams, too. So you can still have seafood.
Speaker: Yeah, I'll butter your lard. That is just totally is all like artery, clogging, fucking, cholesterol. Not necessarily a lot of people lost weight with this shit.
Speaker: Right, but listen, those two things are not the same thing. Losing weight is not the same as clogging your arteries and, you know, those two things are not mutually exclusive. You can he can lose weight and still be unhealthy. There are thin unhealthy people, Jeff. Right? I'm thin and unhealthy.
Speaker: Man, I don't know anything about that. So that thing of, yeah, people have lost weight on it. Yeah, they've lost weight on it, but you know, has their cholesterol been raised? Do they have blood pressure now? Is there, are their arteries clogged? Are they having heart issues? Like too much protein is not good for your kidneys. Like it's, it's, it's not a healthy balanced way to lose weight. This is my blood pressure.
Speaker: Sorry, I went off. No, he literally said snacks and extras is salt and pepper.
Speaker: Go ahead. I saw you. I saw you get ready to salt sinker in your mouth. Do it. so i all right yeah and Not of its
Speaker: various is souls for you I think restricting yourself for to anything restrict to yourself your diet is is a bad thing. its more of a ballas but i and I understand that everybody's body is different. everybody
Speaker: loses weight differently for me. I know what works for me. And for me personally, if I go to, as long as I go to the gym and I work out, I can eat and I don't eat terrible. I mean, thanks to Nikki, I don't eat horrible. She cooks most, most, most every night. and And if she's not here to cook, she has the menu planned out so I can cook for myself or me and the kids or whatever. Um, but I know for me, as long as I work out, as long as I go to the gym, I'm going to lose weight. I'm going to, so I don't need all your, your, your, your keto diet, your gluten free, your carnivore. I don't need all your goofy expensive. Well, and and let's be honest, most of the people that are on this carnivore diet are not working out. They're like, I'm on the carnivore diet. I'm going to sit my fat ass down here on the couch and I'm going to lose weight doing it. No, you're not.
Speaker: Yeah, I see me died. I see you. Yes. Then you wonder why you're 400 pounds because you smoking up weed. You're like, mmm. Yep. And then you get busted by cops, delivered them door.
Speaker: yeah ah He's like, I didn't eat his food. Alright. Geez Louise. We we we we we ate. I'm flies. This is this is actually this is this is I should get COVID more often. This has actually been a really fun show. Between the shitty diapers and and yeah, this this has been a fun show. but nice ah Rainbow. schs it brings you to Rainbow shits yeah and Let's be honest, we ain't got time for music. I don't want to do that. I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to rush the music. I don't want to, we'll just, we'll just stare fucking goodbyes. First and foremost, say yes or listen. Thank you guys for hanging out. We appreciate y 'all. Even our lurkers. We love you. Some people think that I say lurkers in a bad way and I don't mean that in a bad way. We love you. Thank you for lurking. Thank you for watching. Some of y 'all, I hope you got all the notes you needed.
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Speaker: but Well, but is there anything you'd like to say to the people before we get the fuck out of here? Cheerio by Tata. Oh, very, very, very, very British. I think she says on her Tatas.
Speaker: right You just stop fucking fantasizing about my tatas. As Connor would say, they're huge. They're magnificent. They're hilarious. Nipples. Please, outside of flushing the rainbow. God, that image is permanently burned in my head. You're going to have nightmares. I don't know about nightmares, but it's definitely going to the spank bank.
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Speaker: why won this show yeah i change the tomorrow on block Then you're going to block me after. but yeah you Which is what Blaze just did. yeah I thought you had a toast for us. No, that's one. wednesday i do Anyway, say you guys are listening again. Oh my God. Well, what an absolute shit show this is. Yeah, this is my fault. I created this. This is my doing. It is what it is when you do operations at that point. If you find yourselves at the crossroads of life and you don't know what you're going to do with that little demon pops up in the opportunity to deal five letters, five words, WWN and D, what would that physical network do?
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