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Speaker: Ah, yeah. Let's get this shit. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome. Happy Wednesday. A little pre -turkey fuckery, if you will.
Speaker: Yeah. Free Turkey Day fuckery. Turkey Day Eve. Turkey Day Eve. Yup. Exactly. You guys know me by now. I'm Glick. We got Jeffrey in the building. Glitchy McGlitterson. He's here. He's hanging out with us. We'll see if we have any other surprises that join us on the show tonight.
Speaker: Hopefully, you guys are having a good week. Some of you guys, most of you guys, most everybody's off tomorrow, I believe. For those of you who do have to work tomorrow, God bless you. Well, I appreciate y 'all being out there at the gas stations and the grocery stores and allowing me to still buy alcohol. I mean, because it's a holiday.
Speaker: I mean, as it's all, it's been very well established on this show, you know, Glick drinks every day that ends in Y. Well, if it's a holiday, that means I got to drink twice as much. Plus, I'm gonna be sitting around stuffing my fat face and watching football all day. So should be good. Three games on tomorrow. Three games on. I remember back in the day, it used to be only one, then they went to two and now we got three.
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Speaker: All that fun jazz because I got off I had uh, i'm just i'm trying to figure out Like so my new gig one's not really new anymore. I've been there about seven eight months now. Um Wow time flies when you really like your job, holy shit i've been there that long Yeah, you know what? I I just I just broke I just broke a year with the company and it feels like I just started yesterday except for another year, right? Yeah, so uh, but uh
Speaker: I'm still trying to figure out like our holiday schedule because, you know, I'm used to having all the crazy ones off, but usually the day before a holiday, we only work a half day. So I still have to, the guys who've been there a lot longer than me, I have to text them and say, Hey, do we leave at noon today? Or are we here for a full day? And they're like noon, Chris. And I'm like, all right.
Speaker: I don't want to make sure before I get into something at like 11. I don't want to be I don't want to I don't want to start a project at eleven twenty -five. Yeah. Oh, I just leave this ladder and this hole in the wall until Monday. See ya. Deuces. Deuces, I'm out. I gotta go. As Jeff would say, deuces, goodbye, motherfuckers. Don't worry about not having a window. You'll be fine. You're not working Friday.
Speaker: But no, I did. I actually did. Yeah. Cause I do have a couple of days of a vacation time. I got a burn up before the end of next month. So I took a day off Friday. So a nice little, uh, four and a half day weekend. The kids go to their moms tomorrow morning. So probably get up, start watching, you know, get up and do something we haven't got to do in probably about four years and watch the Macy's day parade with them.
Speaker: that was always one of my favorite things to do is get up in the morning on Thanksgiving and watch the Macy's Day parade with the kids. So hopefully we'll get to watch that before their mom gets here. And then I was informed that I'm not allowed to sit home alone again for another Thanksgiving. So I'm going over to a friend's house with with their family and hanging out. I was invited by her parents. She was a friend of mine from high school. She was like, you're not, uh,
Speaker: You're not said to hold by yourself. God damn it. Dad said to get over here and I was like, no, I don't want to intrude and then I got a text. He said, he said, I could still be trash like I could when you were a kid. I was like, I'll be over dad. He's like, bear, bear in the fridge, football, be on the TV. You'll come over. We haven't seen you in about a year.
Speaker: Yeah, there's a beard football. Yeah, I haven't. I haven't seen them. I haven't seen any of them and probably. 1516 years, maybe 17 years. I think the last time I seen, seen everybody, you know, we, we grew up together. So I think the last time I seen everybody was right around the time or just before Austin was born. So. Right.
Speaker: I was like, all right, I'll be there. Well, you're Mexican. You're allowed to celebrate Thanksgiving. I can do whatever the fuck I want. No, we're just going to... Revoke your American holidays. She said, she's like, that's right. Thanksgiving is on Thursday. Do you want to do something? I was like, not really. I don't want to fucking cook. Fuck all that. She's like, well, we'll just order a bunch of food. I'm like, oh, that works.
Speaker: I thought you weren't allowed to order food because you're a, you're in the gym, Patty. She can. And I'm allowed to order from 100 % the 100 % natural. So it's like ham sandwich. And I'm like, Oh, really? So, so, so it's gonna, it's gonna be four times the amount of what it normally would be. Exactly. And not be any healthier for you. I'll probably just eat four.
Speaker: I'm going to put a sticker on my beer that says all natural organic and automatically it's healthy. This is good for me. And the price goes up too. I'll resell it. No, I won't be selling alcohol. That's a lot. But I can put the stickers on it. I can put the stickers on it. And I can go, look guys, I'm drinking an all natural organic beer. I'm healthy.
Speaker: This beer is good for me. It's good for my body. Don't judge me. 14 years until the inner Chris is kicking the TV. Chris, it's 8 .30 on a Tuesday, but I'm healthy. 8 .30 in the morning on a Tuesday. Shouldn't you be at work? Nope. I'm being healthy. Sorry. Sorry work. Can't come in today. I'm being healthy. I have a question for you.
Speaker: There's no shenanigans here. I started watching a show and I know you're not a fan of this person But no, I finished that I finished that I started watching something new it's on HBO its an HBO original But It's the rocks ballers
Speaker: It's not that I don't it's not that I don't like the rock right But the fact of the matter is is once you've seen one rock movie you've seen every rock movie
Speaker: Yeah, I think I think I watched like three quarters maybe the entire first season It's it's it's like it's like yellow Well, it's like Yellowstone for me I don't not like it, but I can't get into you know what I mean, right like Yellowstone. I
Speaker: I've tried and I want to like the show. What up, Cam? It takes a little while to get into it. But I oh, shit. Everything OK, man? What happened? Hey, hit me up, man. I'm off. I'm off tomorrow. Hit me up later on or if you want to come on the show, let me know. He said he's having a rough week. Yeah, we got especially after you and Sam jumped my shit a few weeks ago. You fucking know better. But I got shoot out.
Speaker: a few weeks ago when I went kind of dark. Cam and Sam shooting, especially Sam. Yeah, especially Sam was shocked me. I didn't expect that from her. I'd have been over since I'd have been in town. I'd have been right there with you drinking. Yeah, we got fucked up. My wife would have killed us both. I got I got an arsenal here. She's I got an arsenal here. We can
Speaker: We can just hide in the bedroom. I got a gun. I got a guitar. I've got a ball bat. I've got a machete. I can really see my wife's face. If I said, look, Chris is going through stuff. A girl in his house starts drinking. She would steal my keys. She'd be like, man. Or she'd tell me, you better fucking stay there. All right, see you tomorrow. Let him go. Let, let, let, let old fat ass go through shit.
Speaker: show. I was like, okay, not for kids. Everybody out. Yeah. I mean, it's it's it's a cool show. I just I just couldn't uh I just couldn't get into it. Um I mean, even even um and it's not a show that I I won't revisit
Speaker: the boys. We both struggled with that one. Oh, yeah. And had to come back to it. Well, I have I have one name for you that will get you watching that show. Do lay **** hill. Oh, is he in it? He's he plays the GM on the
Speaker: I don't know if you guys get the same like I'm assuming you don't but um
Speaker: J .D. and Turk are doing all the T -Mobile commercials now. Oh, I have to check that out. And like like you like YouTube them and it's it's J .D. and Turk. Nice. You know, they're doing, you know, J .D. is the goofy guy and podcast. But no, and I want to like keep forgetting what it's called. It's called Fake Doctors Real Friends.
Speaker: Just like you guys can do you can go on Spotify and you go to that little search button and search nonsensical nonsense It's first thing about if I put fake yeah psychology of psych is there we go just
Speaker: I just started following them, just like you guys can. You hit the little follow button, and then there's a little bell on there. You can hit that little bell, and you'll get notifications every time. Nonsense post a new episode, and you have no excuses not to listen to our show. There you go. Sorry. So shameless plug. It's actually pretty good. It's funny. It's, and they are, you know, they're themselves, but they are, they're them. You know, it's JD and Turk. Yeah.
Speaker: Um, yeah, and that's how they are. I think it's, I think it's T -Mobile. Well, or is it AT &T? The really cool thing about, um, ballers is our boy here in the, in the nerd video, a guy with a tail coat, the ball guy. He's, he plays, uh, the rocks, uh, business partner. And that dude's funny as fuck. He's alert. Yeah. It's T -Mobile. Cool.
Speaker: I'll check those. This is just one of many. They got like
Speaker: It would not surprise me if the two motherfuckers did live next door to each other even though I know they don't. It's one of those things. I'd be like, yeah, I get it. I get it. But yeah, they're neighbors. But you know, they're JD and Turk. And JD is a goofball. And Turk's more the serious one. And there's one where they're talking about the T -Mobile internet. And they're playing video games.
Speaker: I know it's not their names, JD and Turk, but that's who they'll always be to me. Kind of like Shawn and Gus. Yeah. Uh, JD is like, you know, with G -Mobile, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know, I can spend time killing zombies with my best friend. And Turk smacks him with a change. He's like, dude, the zombies are eating. No, they're, they're, they're cool commercials. And I'm really looking forward.
Speaker: I agree. I agree. I had AT &T for a very short time down here. It is a joke. They will. They they are nickel and diming me to **** death. Every time I turn around, my bill goes up.
Speaker: I'm like, I'm paying double for what I was paying at T -Mobile at this point. That's crazy. We'll see down here, you can get a plan.
Speaker: But, uh, or you can get like a pay as you go kind of thing. So you go put credit on your phone or you, you can actually use like your banking app and buy, buy credit, which is what I do. So my credit costs might like to keep credit on my phone. Granted, I never go anywhere, but when I go out, it costs me like five bucks for four days of internet.
Speaker: Whatever I need like if I need to make a call on my zoom or or send a text or whatever I have four days outside the house included for five bucks Thanks Tell some rocks, dude Jesus Christ camp. Well, I'm not far behind you with three phones. I'm about half of what?
Speaker: Jesus Christ. Yeah, I got my new bill today. $240 fucking dollars. Holy crap. Dude, I paid. You know how much AT &T charges for phone insurance a month? No idea.
Speaker: $50 a month for phone insurance. You know how much I paid when I was at T -Mobile for insurance on my phone and like an extra $10 a month.
Speaker: And if I had an issue with my phone, if it was broken and wasn't working, no questions asked. They just fixed. I went into T -Mobile when I broke my phone. When I went into AT &T to get my phone fixed and I broke.
Speaker: I had to buy a third fucking phone and get a third fucking phone line and wait a month Before I can make a claim on it because those fucking idiots even though I told them three goddamn times I wanted insurance didn't put insurance on my phone and there was notes in the system that I
Speaker: wanted that I wanted insurance on my phone because of not because of me, of course, I'm the one who breaks my phone but because of us and you know, not nothing bad. It's just she's a teenager. Yeah, it's teenagers. Yeah. I mean, I can't count how many times I dropped my phone a day and I'm 41 years old. So, once I get past the holidays, I'm going to I'm I'm either going to Verizon or I'm going back to T -Mobile. I'll probably go back to T -Mobile in all honesty because
Speaker: Well, I'm actually Friday, I think Friday, I'm going to file that claim on that other phone. Oh yeah. And I'm going to see if I can drop a line because that phone was free. I'm not paying for that phone. So I'm going to see if I can drop a line and if I can, my bill, my bill will go down. But if I can't, I'm going to be pissed because the kid told me I could pay for my phone.
Speaker: I'm paying for this phone that I have and I'm paying for Austin's phone. My phone was free with the trade -in. My phone I think was three or four hundred bucks. Tony's iPhone was two grand, something like that. This is 9414 Pro Max, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker: I was like, really? Do we really need to pay this? And oh, oh, hold on a second. Let's let's let's get another. Let's I when I broke my phone and I got the new phone, I had to downgrade. Oh, Jesus. So I went from the 22. The Samsung Galaxy 22 Pro, whatever the fuck it's called. Right. Bippity boppity boot magical. Show it up your ass and dance around and shit. Pixie dust phone.
Speaker: to an S21, just playing S21. I, my, my phone. Bitch, in all honesty, I like this phone better than that phone. In all honesty. In all honesty, I don't need a crazy good phone. I just need to go over and get on the internet. And like, cause I, I occasionally work from my phone, like today, I sat in my bedroom all day and work on the phone because I've just had a bunch of phone calls to make, but like,
Speaker: So I sat there and watched ballers all day. Welcome to 1900.
Speaker: I'm your daddy, big boy. Hey, this shit pays. Fuck you. I laugh my way. You know, I laugh my way. Why do you think I'm seriously contemplating an Onlyfans? I'm not going to get naked, but I'm seriously contemplating one. Dude, I saw a lady on TikTok the other day. She said, as a real estate agent selling houses, or she was a secretary for a real estate agent.
Speaker: She made 60 grand a year. Now with her only fans, she's making 200 grand a month. And I was like, fuck, sign me up. Right. If you want, I'll show you the goods. I don't give a fuck. I'm not shy. I mean, I doubt I'll get. I doubt I'll get. If you got a magnifying glass app on your phone, you can see my shit. So, you know, what the fuck? I don't know. If you want to look at Little Dick. Yeah. You know, fuck, I don't give a shit.
Speaker: I got I wear boxer briefs. I'm pretty sure I'll price her out of the house with a box of briefs with a banana shoved down my shorts.
Speaker: Why do you buy so many bananas? Don't worry about it. It's part of my diet. I put some in my shake. There's some protein shake. I have a question for you. You like the new house or not? I just bought a house. Do you like it? Go to your wing and stop asking me questions. Exactly. Yes. My only fans would just be me doing this. Just be me doing this. As you said, hello. I'm Glee. Hello. I'm Glee. They call me Dr. Glee.
Speaker: abductingly. Did you know that I'm the champ? Okay, if I lose some weight, I can wrap this belt around me. I'll just put the belt off. There you go. You can do that. You don't have a big dick. So, you just. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, I did but they don't but they're smaller. They don't fit around the waist. You know, I'm the champ.
Speaker: Hello. I'm Dr. Glick. Did you know I'm the champ? And then just stand up and only have the belt on? You like that? Click, click, delete it. I already got your money.
Speaker: I already got show moneys, if we don't pop our refunds. My wife was sitting on the bed and I'm playing with my phone. I found an app, it's a photography app, so it enhances your camera so you can do better quality. And I was testing it out, so I was taking pictures, and she's laying on the bed, she's at barefoot, and I was like, click, and I took a picture of her feet, and she's like, what are you doing?
Speaker: I was like, I'm starting an Only Fest. She's like, are you, no. I was like, no, I'm just testing up a camera for like a good three minutes. She was like, wait, wait. Don't show my face. I was like, okay. I was like, fuck yeah. You know what? You know what, in all honesty, somebody wants, if you want to pay me for pictures of my hobbit feet, that's a habit.
Speaker: Yeah. I'm going to get a **** pedicure Friday. **** Yeah. I'll get to all the all the hobbits to just love my feet. I don't **** care. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to get a **** pedicure Friday. Yeah. Oh, I don't care. Male, female, he, she, whatever you want to call yourself. You're going to pay me. He's she. Hey, let's go out. I accept all money. Yeah. Oh, it all spins the same at the end of the day. Exactly.
Speaker: And yes, Mark, we take pounds. Yeah, we'll take pounds. We'll take euros. We'll take Frank's. Frank's. Yen. Yen. Yeah. Pesos. Pesos, definitely pesos. We'll take the Looney too.
Speaker: but literally we gotta double it because it's the Loonie. And whatever you goofy fucks in Canada use, we'll take that too, I guess. That's the Loonie. That's the Loonie. Oh, is it? I don't know. Don't tell Chris it's the Loonie. That's why I can't take Canada serious, because how can you take somebody serious where they're like, the Loonie's down. Oh no, that's it for you.
Speaker: It'll be 25 bucks bunnies. No, I bet Frank's No France and France I use euro Most of Europe. Yeah
Speaker: Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada. Canada.
Speaker: Texas is off the list. Canada, you're back on. Exactly. Get your **** money, right? But yeah, most most of Europe uses the euro except for the Brits. They use pounds because they're like **** you. The European Union. Brits. We we we'll take rubies by the way. Which is rubles. Rubles. Thank you. Yes.
Speaker: Isn't that what the Russians use as ripples Oh Who uses ripples as currents
Speaker: According to Encyclopaedia Britannica. It's India and Pakistan. Monetary unit of Muslim India from the 16th century in the modern. That's a rupee. That's a rupee. The modern unit is divided into 100. Rupee. Rupee. Ruple. Ruple. Here's the definition of Ruple. Shut up you stupid whore. It is Russians that use Ruples. Yeah.
Speaker: That's a weird name one ruble equals zero point zero one six US state dollars. Is that good? That's not good. That's not good, right? That's not good. I didn't think so For instance, I never I've never okay. You do it this way you take $20 times
Speaker: I don't know. Yeah, at times, look up what the conversion rate is. It'll be like, you know, 18 to 1 or whatever. And so you put in 20 times whatever that exchange rate is, and you'll get what it is. Now, see, the one thing I have, I have something, I have a bit of a movie prop. I have it somewhere. I have a Cougar amp.
Speaker: they're illegal to have outside of South Africa, but I have one because my ex girlfriend's dad South Africa. And when he came into town, he gave me a cougar. One of the gold coins from. Yeah. Yeah. I have one somewhere. The paint. So is a 18 to one or 19 to one or 19 five or 20. What?
Speaker: Well, it says, it says one Mexican peso equals 0 .052. But then you scroll down to the next thing. It says how much is the $1 worth, $1 US worth in Mexico. And it says 19, basically $19 or 19. It's 19, 19, 95 pesos. So what you do is you take 20 times 19 .5 and you get what it is in pesos. That's what $20 is in pesos.
Speaker: Basically you double it. So how much is $20? Just under 400 pesos. It's actually 195 pesos at 19 .5. Well, it says here that $20 is, I don't know. One, one U S dollar is, is, is 20 pesos. Right.
Speaker: Right. The exchange rate changes daily, though. It depends on the stock. Yeah. How much is 500? $500? It's about 1 ,000 pesos. That was the next question. Like I said, double it. If it's 20, you double it. Quick conversion in your head.
Speaker: You just said $20 was 500 pesos. Do you know what 20 times? No, no, no, I said $500 is a thousand pesos or 10 ,000 pesos because you double it and add a zero. So for instance, $10 is 200 pesos. So you double it and add a zero.
Speaker: For instance, I just got a check yesterday for, what was it? Hold on, I have it here. What was it? So I got a check for $19 ,500. So you divide that by 19 .5, and I got $1 ,000.
Speaker: That was my paycheck this week, so. But I also just got a wire transfer. It's such a big number that if I read it out, you'd be like, wait, is that dollars or pesos? And it's pesos. But it's nice to see that big number. You're like, woo. Then you do the conversion. You're like, woo. No. I was.
Speaker: It gets confusing. I wish $1 ,000 went as far as it would go down there. Here. I'll tell you what. $1 ,000 down here, I can live on $1 ,000 for about three weeks. That's food, rent, transportation, everything. Yeah. I don't know what I'm saying. $20 ,000. And I make that. Because if that was the case.
Speaker: because my checks are uh a bit more than a thousand dollars. I'd be a happy son bitch. Well, I wouldn't be bitching about much. They're never they're never the same. Nobody gives a god damn Tony. You know what he say? Sorry. My check. Damn it. Happy **** birthday. Yeah. Happy birthday. I have something for you. Tony, this is for you. Which version of champ? Now, this is for Tony.
Speaker: Actually actually actually much like Tony did for me. I will return the favor and it is his birthday So Tony you are the man today. Yes, you are the You are you are the chair today I am the chair so I'm still the chair because
Speaker: I saw that on TikTok. Hopefully you're enjoying time with your family. So I changed the sound. Yeah. And took off the TikTok ad at the end. Play my music. Play your music. What's his music? I know what it is. He wants us to play his music, Jeffrey. Oops, sorry about that. That was blacked out.
Speaker: We didn't get it. We didn't get it. I can see his face now. These motherfuckers.
Speaker: No, I think
Speaker: Tell the family said, what's up, man? Hopefully you're enjoying you're enjoying yourself, man. Happy Thanksgiving to you. Oh, wait. Here it is. Here it is. I found it. I found it. Hey, boys. Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? No, that's not it. That's not it. That's not it either. It's if you haven't eaten in a while.
Speaker: And you're... I think that's what you eat. You're hungry, so you go in the kitchen and you use these to look for something. I think that's what he wants. It's the Monty Cheese theme song. I think that's what he wants. I think that's what he wants to hear. Here you go, brown bear.
Speaker: Hahahahaha!
Speaker: Just for you on your birthday. Yes. Yes. Emotional damage. No, I actually don't think we have his song in it. Is it Will Packer or is it Stone Coldman?
Speaker: No, I don't think we do have, uh, hold on a second. No, this is, uh, actually, you know what? We don't have it. And every time we fucking play it, we get a goddamn straight. Hold on a second. I got it. You need to pick a new song for me. Suck it up!
Speaker: Oh. Sucker. The five time, five time, five time, five time, five time.
Speaker: I do have news. I have a little bit of news for you. Speaking of birthdays, do you remember we have Dave Johnson on the show the other day? Oh, that guy who wishes his beard was as nice as mine? He became a grandfather yesterday. Yes. I'm friends with the whole family, of course. So, Haley is his daughter's name.
Speaker: And of course, the first thing I did was, uh, call Dave grandpa because I thought it was nice. Um, I'm actually trying to find the picture. Well, grandpa's can't either die their beards anymore. Yeah. Here we go. There's the baby. No, no, baby. Yes. She's sweet little thing. She, she was born in November 22nd.
Speaker: on that poster. He was talking about my beard. He posted a bunch of pictures of his beard. I was like, yeah, I'm not going to hurt his feelings. My beard is longer than his but the difference between mine and mine and his. He grows his. I grew mine. Right. I have mine edged up and taken care of and he just grows his and he dies his.
Speaker: Yeah, I also I have also I didn't copy I also I didn't copy your chain because mine was handmade by a blacksmith and the the chain was actually hand braided by same blacksmith. You will never have a chain like this.
Speaker: He said I copied his necklace, too. Apparently, he wears a moment as well. Oh, he's got several necklaces. I think you and him would compete over rings, too, every time I see them. No, he's probably got me on rings. I've only got to six right now. I think he's got every finger, and then he's got multiples four, you know, so he can change it. Yeah, no, I want to get one for every finger.
Speaker: I did find there's a there's a place where I get my necklaces. I it sounds silly, but I have crystals necklaces and each one does something different blah blah blah blah blah. And yeah, it's. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You have what necklaces? They're crystals. So you say I think you said Christmas. No, crystals.
Speaker: The black is for protection and the gold ones for money. And the same place that sells it has all these fucking badass rings. And they didn't have the one I wanted because I almost bought one. I wanted a wolf. And they had a really badass lion and they had a really cool mule mirror. And I thought I was going to take a picture of my battery instead because I thought you were done.
Speaker: I've got my mule, my Moneer. I've got a bull's knot. I've got my bear claw and I've got my, what size ring finger ring size. Cause I can get these cheap and I can ship them to you. Yeah, but it costs 20 grand to ship them. No, no, I can get a cheap cheap 20 grand American. Uh, in all honesty, um, like actually.
Speaker: because I want to get one for my pinky. It's like right around 12, 13. But that's why I need to go someplace that has them on hand so I can try them on. Yeah, because I want to get one. I want to get, obviously, I'm not putting one on my ring finger. My ring finger, no, my index finger, my middle finger, sorry, my hand. Middle finger is 13. Or 12, 12. Sorry, 12. Yeah.
Speaker: sometimes I'm in. Uh and plus my my hands sometimes they're swelled up sometimes or not. Yeah. I'm like a twelve thirteen but like, you know, I want to get rings for the other, you know, the other two fingers on this one. Obviously, your pinky's a lot smaller. Uh I've got a strength and protection uh ward type thing on this ring. It's uh made out of or it's all runes. Um and then I want to get a pinky one. Um but uh
Speaker: There's no place around unless I go to Columbus that has the Viking jewelry and the only problem if I go to that store in Columbus I'm gonna spend way more money than I should cuz I'm gonna buy bracelets. I'm gonna buy another That's why I didn't go to the Renaissance Fair this year as much as I wanted to I knew had I gone to the Renaissance Festival I Knew had I gone to the Renaissance Festival That I would spend a lot of money much like my friend who went Well
Speaker: She's been a lot of money. She bought a pair of boots and she told me how much they were. And I was like, Oh, but they're all handmade. The store Pandora got me today because Pandora, my wife loves Pandora. These assholes decided to do everything 50 % off. So I dropped five grand US.
Speaker: Drop five grand in the store. So my wife is good on charms for the next, uh, like 30 years. Pandora, uh, was it Pandora? No, it wasn't Pandora. Who is, who is the other one that does those? Like that's their, that's their whole company is the bracelets, but they've got a, what is it?
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Speaker: She's got ones from Disney, Euro Disney. Yeah. That's basically all they do. That's what they're known for. Then they're like little bronze bracelets. You can get them in silver and you buy all the charms. These are all white gold. Oh, I think I know what you're talking about. It's a, well, toast does too. Alex and Ani. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: But, uh, yeah, we went in there and they had, they got a really cool, she got, I guess it's kind of like a, uh, Yeah. It's like a ladybug. Alex and Ani. Okay. And they, and they, they, they started that, they, they started that before, like anybody else with the bracelets and the charms. Right. And, uh, that's basically what their, their store is known for. They were a customer, they were a customer of mine down in Charleston.
Speaker: I spent a lot of money and it's not super expensive at all. It's not super expensive but you can get a lot of good shit. Yeah but um because you know they you know they had some like they had the silver and the white gold and stuff like that I believe but they were a customer of mine and um I spent a lot I spent a lot of money in that place but they took care of me too because I took care of them.
Speaker: I kept the printers at bay. The scary thing is I can't walk past that store because they got Star Wars gear, they got Marvel. She bought a Mule Near, but it's the Mule Near from the Marvel movies. She bought, they got a really cool Spider -Man that I wanted to get. She told me no, because that one was not 50 % off because it just came out and it was 1500 bucks.
Speaker: I spoil my women's. No comments. I know you're jealous. I never spoiled you when we dated. Yeah, I'm jealous.
Speaker: Google the definition of Dallas. But, uh, yeah, I had to stay away from them all as much as I could. This Jesus Christ. Everything was so cheap and I was just like, I need that. I need that. No, I don't like I, I.
Speaker: i i have to say i did pussy out on the xbox thing just because i don't need it yeah you do need that you need that more than you need is your scoop scoop my scoop scoop has paid for itself bad i don't have to fuck you i get on it every morning i go get my drinks for the day i get my smokes i get chips i get whatever i need for the day
Speaker: walk into the gym, say hello, walk back out, go buy your cigarettes. I was actually, uh, it's only got, I think if I went on full charge, I could probably make it to the gym, but I'd have to charge it at the gym to make it all. Charging at the gym? I don't know if they'll let me. I'm going to ask. Okay. Scoot on in there and plug that some bitch in. That's what I said.
Speaker: But all the neighborhood kids, they saw it. But I had the light on underneath and the speaker rock. And when I went to the store last night, and they were like, you want to race us on our bicycle? And I was like, not really. I was like, yeah, bitch. Well, I had them all beat. I had them all beat, except the kid that had the mountain bike with multiple gears. He changed gear on me, the little fucker.
Speaker: I was upstairs watching ballers today and I came downstairs and I needed to go to the store to get cigarettes and drinks for the show here and I came downstairs and my scooter wasn't here and neither was Michelle.
Speaker: I said to Kevin, I said, where's my scooter? He says, Michelle, there's no sign. I said, you didn't think to tell me this? And it was fully charged. And then she looked me square in her face and said, I didn't take it. I said, so somebody came in the house and drove it over where you were standing and put it in your hand. Yeah, I don't know. It wasn't me. I don't know. Or it wasn't me. One of those two sumbitches did it.
Speaker: I don't mind if they ride it when the battery's low and the top speed is like nine, but teen is quick. 20 miles an hour. Let them pick that shit out for themselves. You keep fucking around because the other day let them let them crash and burn. They only do it once.
Speaker: We went and got groceries and came home in a cab, and the cab driver was like, oh, you're gonna let me out? I was like, yeah, I grabbed the scooter and I drove her, and I started to take off, and I went to scratch my side, and I turned the wheel, and the fucker went like this. I didn't fall, but I was close to it, and the cab driver was going up to me, and the smoker's laughing his ass off, and then we get to the gate, and I'm letting him out. He's like, you have a bib, didn't I? I said, yeah, I did. I'm not paying attention.
Speaker: What's going on? Yeah, no, I see that's the difference between you and I I've raised the point in my life where I don't have to I don't need the stupid toys because I know I'm just gonna kill myself once
Speaker: I'm just gonna I'm just gonna kill myself. It's not like I'm doing something. It's not like I'm jumping stuff Like set up a ramp. I'll jump the car. No, I'm not But you know Yeah, it's hot, you know, it gets hot and dude I would the last time like today since Michelle took took it out. She killed the fucking battery hmm, so
Speaker: uh because it was you know i didn't put it on charge after i used it this morning so it was about half done and uh she killed the battery so i went to take it to go get cigarette stuff and i walked and it's so fucking hot outside by the time i got back i was like oh fuck it's ridiculously hot outside so on the scooter you get out there you get a nice breeze i'm ready for some turkey yeah you know what um
Speaker: Maybe, maybe quit smoking, Jeff? Christopher, maybe kiss my ass. I mean, I don't know. You were doing a really good job when you. No, you know what? Oh, when it comes to the vape, I do plan on going back to it. I just, the, my vape store, they're out of filters. They're, they're having a supply chain issue. They can't get them. Buy a new vape one. Yeah. Buy a new tank. You can use the tanks are interchangeable. You can get a new tank.
Speaker: I actually want to get bigger filters. Like, like get a bigger thing. Well, you have to get a bigger tank to get a bigger filter. No, no, no, no. The one that came with it was a 90 watt and you want to go up. Yeah. Yeah. You don't, you don't need any more than 90. What you need to do is up your nicotine intake. Yeah. No, I do need to do that. Like up here. Um,
Speaker: you can buy, like you can only, you can only buy juice in three or six milligrams. Right. A couple of extra bucks though, right here. No, it's free. It's free. When I, when I go to the shop. The dude will squirt in as much as, Oh yeah. No, it's, you know, it's, yeah, no, they give you a little bottles and it's free. You tell them what you want to bump it up to and they give you,
Speaker: they're just like little tiny bottles and and the one shot and ours they have one big bottle they keep on the counter and they'll open it and oh so they have no idea what they're doing they're just dumping nicotine in it you have no idea they do it by drops yeah that doesn't sound i don't know these yeah these these little bottles are measured out and you know if i want to go to like a 12 descendant dependent like so like this bottle here it's 120 milligrams of juice
Speaker: Right. Um, and to bump it up to 12, to bump it up to 12, uh, on the nicotine, 12 milligrams on the nicotine. I got to put four of those little bottles of the nicotine juice in there, put them in there. The one shop I go to the guys in there, they'll actually put it in there and shake it all up for me and everything. The other shop that I go to nine times out of 10, just because I like the guys in there a little bit more.
Speaker: and I usually end up hanging out and bullshitting for a while with them. They just give me a little bottles. I just come on, pop the top off, put it in there, shake it up. I mean, there's certain - They're really on display? Yeah. Here, they can't display it. Really? You walk in, the shelves are empty. Oh, wow. Yeah, everything's on the shelves. I've got glass cases with all the different pods. The only thing I have on the shelves are empty bottles with no labels.
Speaker: Do they have like a menu that you can look at and see what they carry? Yeah. Well, like if you go up and you say, hey, I'm looking for a vape, they'll go in the back and bring a box. Yeah. Okay. But they're not allowed to have by law. They can't have it on display because it's so weird because they used to when I bought my first vape a couple of years ago, they had everything on display. And I'd go in by getting that one. And now you go in and the cabinets are empty.
Speaker: But they can have pipes on display. And I'm like, well, you know, like up here, up here in the U .S. Smoke, I still love my toys, too, though. My toys are just different and I'm not going to hurt myself. And I am fucking so ready for some goddamn turkey tomorrow. You have no idea. I'm ready to just fucking overindulge. But the regulations come in. They can't sell anything over.
Speaker: But um, but you can you can get the negative and the negative the nicotine attitude To bump it up to whatever you want to bump it up to um
Speaker: they just that's what that's all they can sell is six is the highest they can't they can't sell because I've asked I said look you guys got one of those big bottles. I'll buy the **** thing. I don't care what it costs. He's like, no, we're not allowed to sell. So, they can't go on Amazon. You can buy one but it just because you buy that bottle and you get crazy with it. All you're going to do is is you're going to you're going to kill your lungs one because the higher the nicotine, the heavier the hit and two,
Speaker: It doesn't matter what coil you have in there. You're going to burn that motherfucker straight to hell out. That's that's my other fear. But no, I so you have to be reasonable. You have to be reasonable with your nicotine level, right? Yeah, I the max I've got I haven't had. I think I haven't taken it up to 12 or something like that. Yeah, the max I the max I've done is a 12.
Speaker: And that and that's and that's ideal even even when I'm stressed I hit it more either like if I'm stressed or if I'm aggravated, you know, I'll hit the bait more but that 12 is Is an ideal about Like I said, uh, I went we went in yesterday and uh
Speaker: And I said, hey, you got coils and they're like, no, we, we, we won't have any until I think they said like two weeks or something like that. And, uh, and I only go to the one shop cause the other shops, the guys that do, so I'm like, fuck him. So, uh, as soon as they come in and he's going to call me, I'm gonna go over there. Radio checks got out.
Speaker: Like, like I said, when we bought the TV and the scooter and stuff, anything you spent over $250, they gave you a free soundbar. Well, we've bought two things over $250. So, and then we had one soundbar. So we're waiting for the other one to come in. So I'm going to pick it up. Cause free is free. Free is free, man.
Speaker: And I'll tell you what, that sound bar, they gave us, they gave us a sound bar, it came with a subwoofer. It's not terrible. It's not terrible at all. The beauty of it is unlike, you know how your sound bar, if you, we talked about this one when I bought my first sound bar, if for a while you don't, you don't use it, it shuts off. This one I hooked up through HDMI and it won't shut off until you shut off the TV.
Speaker: Oh, I don't mind that mine shuts off if I haven't, you know, if, if like, if I mute it, it'll never shut off. But if I'm like, you know, like, for instance, if I'm sitting at the X, if I'm sitting at the Xbox menu or I, or I pause the show or something, you know, it's, I don't, I don't fucking care. How hard is it to hit the fucking power button? You know, it's like my, you know, my Xbox.
Speaker: Yeah, my Xbox and my PlayStation and both of my TVs that I have, you know, my TVs that I use They all shut off after a while So like which is fine, buddy No, if I'm not using it, you know, if I fall asleep like I go Yeah, like I'd normally go to sleep watching TV every night. So if I fall asleep and You get that stupid. Are you still watching this? I
Speaker: Yeah. And it sits there for too long. The PlayStation shuts off. The Xbox shuts off. And then once they shut off, there's nothing going on on the TV. So the TV shut down. Right. And I don't care. I mean, it's not like it's something that. HBO will not do that. Are you still watching, Sheila? Oh, I don't. You know, I'm almost half contemplating canceling my HBO subscription. Really? I love that. I don't use it, man.
Speaker: I forget that as Sarah. I know, in all honesty, I'm using Prime more than anything right now. Yeah, I use Prime a lot. My wife uses Prime more than anybody right now. Our Netflix. And then when I do get on HBO, and then when I do get on HBO, I sit there in school for 20 minutes trying to find something to watch, and then I just go get on a different, you know, I go somewhere else. I have a question for you. You've seen the fugitive with Harrison Ford.
Speaker: Yeah, not for a long time. What up, Chris? What up, motherfucker? Happy Thanksgiving to you. I never realized that U .S. Marshals with Wesley Snipes is a sequel to The Fugitive until I watched it the other day. I was like, huh, I mean, I never put dudes. I never watched them. Like, I watched one, and then a couple years later, I watched the other. This seems like a good point to take apart, because now you just made my head hurt. My head hurt. Because these movies came out in the 90s.
Speaker: Oh, I know, but I was going through HBO and they got a bunch of good fucking classics on there. How are you sick of turkey? Do you eat turkey all the time? Like I literally only eat turkey on Thanksgiving. I make turkey sandwiches all the time. I can't wait to get turkey slices. I can't wait to get some turkey in me. Man, I can't wait, man. I cannot wait for Thanksgiving dinner. And as much as I love to cook, I'm glad I don't have to cook this shit.
Speaker: Because your boy can throw down in the kitchen on Thanksgiving. I used to kick my wife out the kitchen Bitch get out of here Go fuck this up. Let me do it I'm just kidding her and I actually used to quit Thanksgiving dinner together. We were a killer team in the kitchen We were a badass tag team in the kitchen on Thanksgiving
Speaker: But the turkey was always my job. Once she discovered that I could cook a fucking turkey, she was like, I'm not ever doing it again. Sorry about that. Shay, we're alive. Michelle keeps grabbing my fucking scooter.
Speaker: No, I was like, oh, we went to break. I'll go ahead and yell at her. No. Yeah, no, I didn't mean to. No, I didn't mean to. I was scrolling, and it just. The biggest mistake I ever made was letting my wife find out that I know how to cook. Because now she's like, I made those scalp potatoes the other day, and she's like, these are awesome. I'm like, yeah, it's not bad. I mean, they're all right. They were good. I enjoyed the shit out of them.
Speaker: We are going to take a break as soon as I figure out what I need to upload some new music. That's what my ass needs to do. You know what? Let's do, uh, let's do a little blacktop mojo man in the box. Oh, cover their, their cover man in the box.
Speaker: We're gonna take a real quick break. Everybody, we'll be back here in just a few minutes. Enjoy a little blacktop music. When we come back, we got the first hour out of the way. That was like a three, Chris. You know I can do better. When we come back, I have some Thanksgiving related topics, Jeffrey. Nice.
Speaker: I've got a couple top tens and if we can get to it in the second hour, I have another special little Thanksgiving thing. If we can't, we'll go ahead and roll it right into the third hour. I think we're gonna have fun with the, you know, the first two are just kind of a traditional top ten thing. I did the top, yeah, I did, I did, I did top ten last year. Top ten foods. Right. And while they revised the list that just came out the other day and I have it,
Speaker: And we also have another top 10 list. And then we have shenanigans and fuckery for the third Thanksgiving topic that I have. So if we can get to it next hour, we will. If not, I'll roll into the third hour. Enjoy a little blacktop mojo. Yeah. Enjoy a little blacktop mojo, if you will, with that cover of man in the box, check these guys out.
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Speaker: Alright, what do I have here? So, I told you guys before I went to break, we got a couple uh couple little top tens for you. It is tomorrow is Thanksgiving. If you're listening in the States, I know we got people that listen. Oh my goodness. All over the world. How do you like that one, Chris? That was a decent
Speaker: uh all over the world not everybody celebrates thanksgiving it's an american holiday it's you know we celebrate screwing over the indigenous people it is what it is but nonetheless football food football food if you're an alcoholic like me beer it's a good day it's a good day basically it's my sundays yeah but it's on thursday
Speaker: but with a lot more food. A lot more variety. Yeah. A lot more food. A lot more variety. Well, anywho, speaking of food, Jeffrey. Yeah. That's a little segue. I'm glad you, glad you piggybacked right on there with me. That's good. That's what we're. As I yawn. I've been awake since 5 a .m., dude. I'm a fucking bee. I'm not used to my new schedule of working from. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, you have a five a .m. When you're three hours behind everybody, you know, I have to get up five a .m. to get to the gym by six. Because from seven to 10, the gym is so fucking packed, I sit there and brood. I get all pissy because I can't get to the machine I want to use. Like one of my fold outs.
Speaker: I remember that. I remember when you see that workout. That was a nice workout you did. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Yup. The other day, the other day, I could not get to the machine to save my life and I just had to stop. So, I, so I have to get to the gym by six.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Well, speaking of food and speaking of Thanksgiving, we have a new revised list. The top 10 Thanksgiving foods, no table can be without. Hey, Jeff, I tried to contact you the other week before I left town. What up, Buzzer River?
Speaker: Did you just come in at number 10? I feel like this should be a little bit higher on this list. My goodness. There it is. It should definitely be above number nine, but starting the top 10, we got dessert coming in with a pumpkin pie. Okay.
Speaker: You cannot have Thanksgiving without pumpkin pie. It's not Thanksgiving. It's it's just not India. Yep. End of story. You know, you have to have. Now, Connor's not here. Uh so coming to number ten, we got the pumpkin pie. You can have other desserts on the sideboard but it wouldn't be Thanksgiving without the Thanksgiving pie. This is our traditional easy as it gets version but one very smart upgrade so then they got the recipe for it.
Speaker: Anywho, coming in at number nine, macaroni and cheese. We're not talking about your, we're not talking about your craft. We're not talking about your Velveeta mac and cheese. We're not talking about your Aldi's or your Kroger's or your Walmart brand mac and cheese. We're talking about the mac and cheese bake. You put in the oven and you bake it up. However, if you want to do both, I'm okay with it. Both of y 'all motherfuckers better watch your whore mouths.
Speaker: I love pecan pie too. So that's the one thing Chris and I disagree on. He does not like pumpkin. I don't like pecan or pecan or whatever you want to fucking call it. I don't like it. I don't like pecans. You're a freak. It's okay. Whatever. You just like nuts in your mouth.
Speaker: Yes, I do. Come to number eight. Uh yeah, right. I'll be done to my husband here. I mean, this week. I mean, so, how about them bears? You know, bears. Dump bears. Doubles. Doubles. Moving on.
Speaker: I'm a huge fan of this. I think I got him. I'm a huge fan of this coming in at number eight, the green bean casserole. It's simple. It's easy. But I love a good green bean casserole, man. I really do. Coming in at number seven should be number 10 because I could live without this on Thanksgiving. Never been a fan. Cranberry sauce. For cranberry, anything. Yeah. Cranberries do not make my list at all.
Speaker: Yeah. No, I'm good without coming in at number six. Corn. Yes. And when I think of corn on Thanksgiving, my brain automatically thinks of corn pudding. Really? You know, I don't think of corn on the cob or or what I think of corn pudding. I prefer cream corn. But, you know, corn, corn, corn is one of those sides that can
Speaker: I had to say it before you did. Yeah, I was purposely avoiding that one. It was too easy. But I'm glad you said it either way. It needed to be said. But corn is one of those sides that can be served cream of corn, a regular can of sweet corn, corn on the cob, or the corn pudding, or the corn casserole, whatever. I've never had corn pudding.
Speaker: Really? It's like I honestly don't know what all is in it. There's like cornbread on the top and then there's corn and maybe cream or mushroom or something. I think cornbread tastes good. I don't know. It's good. It's good. And it's another one. Y 'all don't even fucking know how to celebrate Thanksgiving. Busted rubber and Sunday night smoke. You're not allowed to celebrate Thanksgiving. I'm taking a Thanksgiving day card away from you. You guys are basically Canadian at this point. Yeah. I mean, Jesus. You don't like green bean casserole.
Speaker: don't like pumpkin pies. Hey, Joe, what's going on? Okay, Joe, she answered our question earlier. It's pre -turkey day. Instead of turkey day. So, there you go. Turkey day, pre -turkey day, whatever. Well, she confirmed it. It's the same fucking thing. I know. I mean, honestly, in all technicalities, it is turkey day. It is Thanksgiving Eve.
Speaker: This is the eve before Thanksgiving. It is the eve before the Whiteys screwed over the Indians. They weren't Indian. Historically speaking. They were the Indians. My bad. Now see, you gotta be woke. I'm not fixing anything. I am going. That's good, right Joe? I'm sorry, you had to suffer through that movie. Number five on the list. You jagged turkey. I'm going to do it.
Speaker: I speak jive by the way. Cover some track, dang. Cover day number five, obviously, you can't have a Thanksgiving dinner without some sort of bread, a dinner roll, croissants or, you know, whatever. But you can have rolls all year round. I mean, rolls are good at any given time. Cover day number four.
Speaker: Sweet taters. I'm not a big fan of sweet potatoes. I will eat them depending upon how they're cooked. I do like a baked sweet potato. I do like fried sweet potatoes. Um, but yeah, just says sweet potatoes coming in at number four. Uh, do you, do you, do you two anti -Thanksgivingers approve of sweet taters? Fucking deporting both y 'all asses to Canada. Keep it up.
Speaker: Number three, the mashed taters, man. I prefer my mashed taters homemade mashed up. What the hell do you even eat on Thanksgiving? What do you have hot dogs and fucking turkey?
Speaker: Yeah. Like I have no, I have no problem with sweet potatoes. You know, I'm not the biggest fan of them, but depending upon how they're cooked, uh, you know, I will eat them. Coming in at number two, you gotta have the stuffing. Fuck yeah. Stove top and green bean casseroles on the list. Uh, you gotta have the, did you say stove top? Fuck yeah. Stove top rules. I mean, you can't, I mean, there's nothing wrong with stove top and obvious, obviously the number one answer.
Speaker: the number one for must haves for your Thanksgiving Day table. Um is turkey and gravy. And if you and if the turkey's cooked right, you don't need gravy on it. This is true. I usually my gravy. I always put my gravy on my bachelors. I usually at all honestly just put gravy all over the whole **** plate. I was going to say it's either it's either
Speaker: Yeah. I just, I didn't make my plate and go make another pot for yourself because I'm using all of it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The ladle, the gravy boat, whatever you have. Once I make my plate, then I'm just like swirl it around and give me a nice little, I don't go that crazy. Well, I don't go that crazy with, I want to have gravy in everybody. Yes. Yes. Smoke a hundred percent. Stove top it and then bake it for 10 minutes.
Speaker: You get that nice, you get that nice crispy top. You get that nice crunch, but then underneath, it's still nice and it's nice and you know, chewy type. Favorite from that list is cranberry sauce and stuff. Yeah.
Speaker: Now, I know stove top, there's nothing wrong with stove top but you know, if somebody makes you know, makes makes a little homemade stuff in the world. They make it if they make it well, I'll eat it. I mean, but I'm also the kind of asshole that will buy stove top in you know, December or I'll buy it. Oh, well, stuffing is not a the stuff is not a yep. Crunchy top moist middle. Just how Jeff likes his women. Usually the crunchy is an STD but that's neither here nor there.
Speaker: It burns when I pee. Yeah. Stove top. Stove top is not a, and the stove top is not a Thanksgiving staple or stuffing in general because there's a lot of times that I buy stuffing to go with whatever I'm making for dinner, you know, that night. Or if I'm being lazy, like I was tonight, we did chicken ribs. I'll eat stove top as a meal. That shit's awesome.
Speaker: No, I, no, I do like, uh, uh, wouldn't be the first one he's ever had. That silence, that, that silence and him shaking his head. That's how you know, I'm telling the truth. He's had a couple in his life.
Speaker: two holes in a heartbeat. I mean, **** it. You know what? Deviled eggs. Deviled eggs. I do like it. But that's something else. Yeah, I I agree. I agree because yeah, it's not a staple but it is nice. I think you should. I see that more as a snack before. Not any of your dinners, Joe.
Speaker: Uh, you know, that's just, that's like a little side option. And there was, and there was a, there was a top 10 list. I looked at of top 10 sides, but I didn't want to inundate with food. Um, you know, this was, this was kind of a little bit of an encompass, but that what eggs were in one, one of the lists I looked at, they were in the top five. Uh, double eggs for me. Good luck with cooking, man. I love cooking.
Speaker: Uh, I usually, I usually do cook, um, the last few years I've been by myself, so I've just cooked for myself. So it's, I mean, I've had all the Thanksgiving fixings, but it's just been for one, uh, this year I was told I'm not allowed to be alone. So I'm actually going to a friend's house tomorrow for, for dinner and stuff like that. Your normal Thanksgiving meal would be a Turkey sandwich and a six pack, right?
Speaker: I'll go to Kroger's. I'll I'll go to Kroger's and spend a little extra and get the fancy turkey out of the deli. Oh, yeah. And then I get the fancy bread to make my sandwich. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I'll fancy it up and I and I binge and I and I you know, I I spend a little extra. I get a I get like one of the hoity hoity craft beers. Yeah.
Speaker: of the Miller Lite that I normally drink. You know, it's crap. It's made in the mountains of Montana. Some guy shed behind a. Yeah, no, no, I usually actually I actually the last few years when it's been just me, I still go get a turkey, but I get a small turkey. I'll get one of those. One of those like three pound turkey breast.
Speaker: and I'll marinate it up. I'll season it up and no, I'm not going to Kevin's house. I'm actually going to be a friend from high school. The honey baked ham. Yeah, exactly. You know, yeah, no, I do like a, I do like a honey baked ham. Uh, but you know, and then I usually, and I'll do the mashed potatoes and uh, the, uh, the casserole and I'll give me a pie and
Speaker: you know, and I do the other stuff. So, I mean, I still have a full on Thanksgiving dinner. It's just for me. So, yeah, but this year, I don't, this year, I don't have to, it'll be the first year in about five years that I haven't done all the cooking. Well, like I said, when my wife and I were together, when, when, when, when her and I were together, we used to, we used to tag team Thanksgiving and we were a monster duo in the kitchen. We'd throw down.
Speaker: I don't know. Is cheesecake a pie or a cake? I think it's a pie. I would say pie. I would say pie. I would agree with pie. Because it's about the same consistency mostly as a pumpkin pie, so. No. Maybe a little thicker. I would say pie. I would say pie. I do love me cheesecake. Oh, I'll just... They're dangerous. So do I. I walk by with my freezer section and I'm like,
Speaker: that was that was what our uh when when my ex wife and I got married that's what our wedding cake was cheesecakes and then you had all the like all the it was just a plain cheesecake and then you had all the toppings around it so you could put whatever strawberries cherries blueberries whatever you know are you asking if cheesecake is a cheesecake is a fried cake yes is it a cheese is it a cake or is it a pie it has to work cake in it and it's a cake
Speaker: You're just dumb. He's got you on semantics there. I'm going to throw him out the window. I've just been told. Why are you in my room? This. Don't you have somewhere else to be? No. Don't you have a job? No. So yeah. No, I always look forward to Thanksgiving, man. I do. I'm not doing anything.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, you don't get to celebrate Thanksgiving. You're Mexican. It's not a big thing, though. I mean, usually the expat crew. I don't think you remember much from the wedding, Joanne. All I know is that right around the time the ceremony ended, we looked average. Joanne was on the porch. Nice.
Speaker: words are hard. Cakes pies are hard. You know, words are hard. Cakes and pies is there a lot harder. Let's let's well, let's uh I was going to say let's Google box that. Is a cheesecake a pie or a cake or cake?
Speaker: The structure of cheesecake is composed of somewhat pastry shell with a custard like filling and sometimes contains fruit. Despite confusing terminology, cheesecake is by no means a cake. Also, since cheesecake isn't topped with pastry, it cannot be a pie. Cheesecake is and forever will be a tart. Ooh.
Speaker: There you go. My results came up. Cheese bacon cake is a pie. Boston cream pie is a cake. I don't think. I don't know. Is that where you? I mean, it would fall under the same category as a banana cream pie. Well, I was thinking. Or a chocolate pudding pie. Who does that? Who does that?
Speaker: I think I would do that. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I think that people in Boston want to take a **** home from Boston. They can't even stand the action. Oh my god. They got their movie. I was I was going to watch. I think I'm going to watch that tomorrow. Oh god. What is that?
Speaker: We already know I want to fight the Boston accent as it stands. Such a disgusting accent. I'm sorry for any of you motherfuckers from Boston. Beautiful city, beautiful, beautiful city. I love the city until you motherfuckers start talking.
Speaker: Stop fucking talk. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Think about it. Take a vow of silence. The entire fucking city. The south side, south east, whatever you fucking call yourself. Take a fucking vow of silence, Boston. Because, and fuck your teams too, by the way. So fuck your accent and fuck your teams. Boston, yeah. Fuck Boston.
Speaker: It is. It's an absolutely beautiful city. I've been there a couple times and I love the city. It's so pretty and the architect. Yeah and the and the architecture there. They're being being a nerd like you and I are and we build things and stuff like that. I absolutely love the architecture there and I love walking around or driving around the city or whatever but Jesus Christ. You go to a restaurant and get some dinner and some
Speaker: I'm a dumb **** walks up and starts talking. Yup. That's right. You wrote it. I'm going home. Fuck this. Greatest, greatest weight loss program. How'd you lose so much weight? I moved to Boston to six months. I was thoroughly I was thoroughly disgusted. I couldn't eat. I couldn't even go to the **** grocery store.
Speaker: You see my khakis. Are you **** looking for your car keys or a pair of shorts? What are we? What are we doing here? What's happening right now? They're in the **** is happening. They got some good chili, man. Yeah. They have some good beer too. Not Sam Adams.
Speaker: No, not actually, Sam Adams does have have have have one good beer that I kind of like. It's a summer summer shandy or whatever. It's not bad. Other than that, there are. It's summer breeze Christopher. That's not beer.
Speaker: I'm wasted. Just cuz just cuz there's a picture dude jigs on horses. Does that make it appear? Try some. Are you sure? It's it's really tasty. Try it Jim. Here. I see we got a straw. I can just squirt it in your mouth.
Speaker: Assume the position, Jeff. You know the position. You're used to being on your knees with your mouth open. I used to see us coming out of the quickie bar and be like, dude, check this out. This is weird. This is not weird. No, it tastes pretty good. This is delicious. Whatever. I was doing my index, but I don't know why. Let me try. Let me try.
Speaker: Yeah, you wouldn't be the only one who said that about my ex. That's what I was waiting for. Not my most recent ex. Let me clarify. Not my most recent ex. Exes before her. Nice. Yeah. Exes prior to the most recent ex.
Speaker: You gotta emphasize this summer.
Speaker: Yeah, you have two likes already. Oh, what? Did you at least tag me in it? I look actually pretty good in that video. No, I didn't tag anybody. I look solid as shit. I didn't tag anybody, yeah. Well, you got to tag me in it. If you're gonna, if you're gonna make a TikTok video with me in it. Yeah, tag it. Yeah. Being as famous as I am, you have to at least tag me in it. I didn't tag anything. I have reviews. No. I'll get a lot more than three. Tag me in it, you loser. Tag me in it or take it down.
Speaker: I'm a celebrity. I'm famous. You're not even the star of it. I'm in it, so I'm the star of it. Duh. You think they tell the Rock he's not the star of any movie he's in? I think they tell RDJ he's not the star.
Speaker: You think they tell Nick Cage he ain't the star Nick Cage is the star of everything. He's a period in a story Nick Cage is not even in movies and he's still the star of that movie Cash and Austin both said hi
Speaker: Yeah, I tagged you. Yeah, I better get the notification. I tagged your TikTok account. My main account. Yes. Okay. Well, I better get a notification. Yeah. Or you're going to take it out. I'm going to report your video. I'll report your account too. I'm a **** superstar. Who else did you take?
Speaker: I look thick as fuck in that video. Okay. If you've ever seen the movie Wonderlust with Jennifer Anderson and Paul Rudd. Yeah. With Paul Rudd where he was like, I was like, you want this dick? She's like, shut the fuck up. You'll take this dick.
Speaker: That's just funny. So, I've tried to, I've tried to actually do that sound on TikTok so many times and I can't because I start laughing so
Speaker: can't stop giggling. Like it's going great and it's perfect because I have my phone set up where it gets the camera angle like the the mirror and everything and and I start laughing halfway through. I can't even do it on you. I'm gonna take this real. I'm gonna do it.
Speaker: I'm going to get off the side. Look, when I meet you, when I met you, your daughter was so little older than Gracie. Oh, no. She's she's how tall are you, Cameron? Yeah, Paul Rudd's **** hilarious. Oh, I knew never. They're they're both girls are
Speaker: And here I got one more sidetrack score. One more top 10. One more Thanksgiving top 10 for you, Jeffrey. Number 10, Thanksgiving Day traditions in the US. Number 10, you gonna take this deal. Number nine, you want this deal. That is a tradition of the United States.
Speaker: the top ten Thanksgiving Day traditions in the US as if there were going to be any other traditions in like, I don't know, Abu Dhabi. Well, baby, there is. Coming to number ten. Give him back. Everybody likes to give back around the holidays if they can. Can you give him two beers, please? Barely five eight. She's catching up to you, man. Give him back. Give him back shots is what we're doing.
Speaker: Let me see that arch girl. Come on. Let me see that Bugs Bunny. No, it's Lola Bunny. It's Lola Bunny. That's the video that you that's the video that you accidentally watched for four hours.
Speaker: number. Number nine shot till you drop Black Friday sales. Yes. The number. Yes. Number eight. Fucking these losers. Running in the
Speaker: This is the day that is dedicated to stuffing your fat face and being a fat, miserable slob of an American and your goofy ass is going to go run a marathon. I don't care how much you offer me. I don't care how in shape I am. I will never run a marathon. I will do the amazing race. You're not doing the amazing race. Oh no, I probably won't.
Speaker: Yeah. Number, what do we have? Seven, I think. Number seven, being grateful for friends giving. For those of you who don't know what friends giving is, Jeff's looking a little confused. I think it was adopted from the show friends, but instead of, um, thank God Glitch Jesus is here. That's you every day, Glitch. Hey, welcome Connor. What's going on, buddy? Um,
Speaker: So I think friends giving was adopted from the show friends. So instead of spending the day with your family, like with your family, you spend it with friends. So it's called friends giving. So like tomorrow I'm doing friends giving kind of sort of like, you know, it's kind of like my adopted family, but they're friends. Right. So why, why is everyone that is visually sometimes in the show going just in the terrorist box now in the show?
Speaker: Well, cause Connor's busy getting ready for Thanksgiving tomorrow and he's the only one in there. Tony's with his family. He was in here earlier and nobody else has been on the show. Well, Cam's been on the show once or twice. So, uh, number six, what I'll be doing tomorrow, watching the foosball, watching the devil's sport, foosball is the devil's devil.
Speaker: She showed me her boobies and I liked them. You know what? There's a reason why we do this podcast together. God damn it. Show me your boobies. There's a reason why we're friends. Show me your boobies. Stupid minds. Think alike. I'm the left side of the brain. Jeff's the right side of the brain. I'm the left side. Jeff's the right side of the brain. We share one brain clearly.
Speaker: like Tiger Woods. I have thanks for your implants. Mama said, Mama said he's hungry because of how many teeth he has in his face. You ain't got no teeth crush.
Speaker: Henry Winkler. Henry Winkler. Look at you. Look at that Captain Insano. What the hell? Where are I? I've lost track. Number five. One, two, three, four. No, we're I'm four actually. We're I'm four. Oh, oh. Number five is, you're a **** loser. Here, I'm gonna go ahead and cue the
Speaker: Oh, where's it at? There it is. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you. Point next to sharing what you're most thankful for.
Speaker: I'm thankful for this beer. So I can tolerate all you assholes. Just side of the brain. Depressed by the perfect shape and size and symmetry. Glick side of the brain. Just wants to play. Pretty much. It's actually probably reversed in all honesty. Captain and Sango shows no mercy.
Speaker: Number four, take a nap. Obviously. How many, how many dads, uncles, grandpa's after they get their belly full, just going to be your pants and under your belt first and then pass out. I'm wearing sweatpants. I'm wearing sweatpants. Yeah. I'm wearing sweatpants tomorrow. Uh, and then of course, number two is either traditional Thanksgiving meal.
Speaker: No, I'm sorry. Number three. Number two is break a wishbone and number one, my favorite, my personal favorite Thanksgiving day tradition. It has been since I was a little kid and it will always be, and I love, and this has been one of the things I've missed the most the last few years is the Macy's day parade. I love getting up Thanksgiving morning, watching the parade. And since I've had kids, I have really enjoyed the last almost 18 years.
Speaker: getting up with the kids and watching the Macy's Day Parade. Uh I I'd like to be in the Macy's Day Parade. I think that'd be cool. Like holding the strings when I'm old and and uh and I have my grandkids and all that stuff. I will make my kids come Wednesday, come to the house on Wednesday so that everybody's there for Thanksgiving morning so we can watch the Macy's Day Parade together because that is
Speaker: No, no, no, parade. Yeah. Yeah. The parade. That's number one, Joe. Macy's Day Parade. There's a chick on TikTok that
Speaker: She's got the hardest name in the world for now. Yeah, I know. But that actress, there's a chick on TikTok that looks like she could be her fucking identical twin. And all of her content is the craft or water boy. I don't know what the hell. I haven't followed her. Oh, my God. But that's Oliver. Her last name starts with a B. Well, considering you're like 95, Joanne, I'm pretty sure you've seen every single Macy's Day parade.
Speaker: Sorry But you kind of asked for it Yeah, I love the bases they parade I know it's cheesy it is corny and all the musical acts are horribly lipstick and
Speaker: F A R U Z A. I don't know how to pronounce it. Farooza. Farooza Bolt. Yeah, Farooza Bolt. She's gorgeous. We can probably get her on the show. She hasn't done anything in a million years. Actually, she's still alive. Oh, yeah. She's 48. She's born in 74. We can probably get her out. We can probably get her on the show. Reach out to her, Jeff. Yeah, I'll do that.
Speaker: Yeah, Tony will lose her fucking lose his fucking mind if she comes on the show. I will too. I will too. I think. Well, no, but not not in the same way you will because you know, she's pro and everything. Yes. Her and I, her and I will get along like gangbusters. My wife's afraid for me.
Speaker: You. What are you doing, dude? This kid just keeps finding the weirdest places in my room to just hang out. He was laying at the foot of my bed between the foot and my dresser. Then he was like half under my bed.
Speaker: They're just like hanging out behind my fan behind me. I'm playing games on the phone. Does he ever try to scare you? I'm tired of your questions. Oh, does he ever try to scare you? Like hiding around a corner or something like that? No, I can't be scared. Kevin Michelle is trying to do that all the time. They can't get you. I bought the scooter and came with a decent sized box. The head in the box tried to scare me. Then I bought a microwave yesterday and the head in the microwave box tried to scare me. But when your hands... How fucking big was that goddamn microwave?
Speaker: It's it's the biggest one I make. That's a big **** box. It was cheap as **** too. Bust the rubber. You ain't wrong. You ain't wrong. 90 bucks. But it's it's kind of obvious when they're holding the lid closed and you can see their fingers on top. No, I I won't say my kids never try to scare me. They just they just can't cuz I'm always I'm always ready, man. I'm like a ninja.
Speaker: I'm down. I'm always I'm I'm playing. I'm like, oh, Kevin. Now, now, however, I would love to get Winnie Cooper and Topanga on this show. That would be awesome. Yeah. Well, we just if you guys would share the show and my co -host would share the show and help promote the show, we might get big enough to where we can get people like that on the show. And then I can sit here the whole time and go. Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Exactly. Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Who do that? Who do
Speaker: Winnie Cooper to bang up on the show. We won't say nothing. We're just just stand there and look pretty, honey. Yeah. Well, I mean, have you, have you ever, did you ever, did you ever, did you ever, did you ever watch some practical jokers?
Speaker: I I've seen I've seen the clips and stuff on Tiktok and there there was an episode. There was an episode where Murray lost and they made him think he was in a bodybuilding contest and they had him in a speedo and all with the fake tan and all old up and everything like that. And in actuality, he was interviewing Winnie Cooper, which was his childhood crush. God damn, that's horrible. That was his punishment.
Speaker: Yeah. No, dude. You gotta watch it. All the punishments when you lose the show, all the punishments are dick moves. So, he's he's trying to interview her. I would come back and back stage and punch you in the face. That's you know, it wasn't naked. He was just in his speedo. It's still but I'll see that but I mean, you know who Murray is on the show. He's the nerdy one with the bald nerdy one. Yeah, they had him in his speedo all old up.
Speaker: and I'm thinking he was entered a a bodybuilding contest and he the unblindfolding or whatever and Winnie Cooper sitting there just looking as pretty as ever and he had to interview her. No, she's wicked smart. She's like crazy smart. She's wicked smart. She think she wants to do cool. She's like big bang theory smart.
Speaker: Yeah, no It's all about it's all about getting us out there everybody you got to share. She's got to help us grow That includes my fucking co -host I shared I Know you for the first time ever
Speaker: Oh, I was just getting into it. I know. I love that song. Actually, the original version had a different song, so I had to remake the video. I just took the clip, muted the sound and added that one. I'm proud of you. 30 seconds in your head. I can't do any more than 10, 15 seconds in my head.
Speaker: this is not gonna help our kids get Winnie Cooper on the show. I'm just saying. I'm telling you, we ever get a childhood crush of ours. We are fucked. We are fucked. I'm going full on. I will go full on fucking Billy Bob Thornton. I know what's wrong with it. I like you in the television show.
Speaker: You want to make a move with you? I like I like the way you acted. Mm hmm. Real good movies. I mean, I reckon I does. I don't come to my pants. Let's say you get somebody like Winnie Cooper or or or one of our high school or school crushes, celebrity crushes on the show. You're single. You know, for a fact, they're single. Do you go for it? You hit on it. Oh, I
Speaker: 100 % shoot my shot. Like, like, we're, like, like, we're all like, we all be here. Yeah. Oh, I a hundred percent shoot my shot. Oh, exactly. You have to a hundred percent. Yeah. You have to. Yeah. I'm like, so, uh, I don't know your real name, but how are you doing Winnie Cooper? Again, we've had the discussion if we would knock down my door and was like, Oh, I'm lost and I need directions.
Speaker: I think you're right where you need to be. I'm just saying, come on in. It's not the mansion you're used to, but come on in. Let's say you're dating somebody, you're married, and you have a free pass for your, for your celebrity crush. Do you still go for it? And be like, look, it's laminated.
Speaker: I mean, I don't I mean, as much as I want to say no, if it's my free pass and I don't believe in the whole free passing, but I mean, if
Speaker: No, but you know, you've heard of that whole concept, like you get five free passes where it's like... Five free passes? That's what it was on Friends. I'm using Friends as a reference. Or it was four, I don't remember. And Ross laminated his. So you have... Oh, I'm not pulling out. We all know I have no pull out game. I won't knock out my job. You're getting pregnant tonight, girl. You can't get pregnant. You can't get pregnant that way. Don't worry about it.
Speaker: Yes, you can. Now, you can. Let's try it out. Make sure. Let's say you get four free passes. Your wife, you and your wife, she's got four free passes. You got four free passes. Then we interview your, one of your free passes on the show. Do you take your shot? And your wife's like, okay, go for it. That's your free pass. Go for it. Yeah. You know, like I said, I mean, you know,
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm yeah. No, I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm
Speaker: because, you know, to panker. I have a serious question for you. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. I don't know if you know this or not, but I'm a doctor. I'm a doctor. This is my show and I'm the champ.
Speaker: So, listen to what I had to ask you, Tabanga. Listen, Tabanga. I gotta ask you. It takes a shine to you and 10 years later, you're still married. You're married to her and you can't call her Tabanga. She's like, you fucking quit. Come on, Tabanga. It's okay. You didn't get mad. Tabanga, stop. I fucking did. She divorced you because of it. Tabanga, will you do the weird little dance you did on Boys Means World where you put lipstick all around your face? She's like, god damn it.
Speaker: Yeah, absolutely actually my list has changed around a little bit lately and Fucking fucking it has it like it's the same it's just my new number one has moved up a little bit Danielle Harris if you hear this and you're into
Speaker: Uh, fat bearded guys that drink alcoholic dads. Holler at me. Danielle Harris was in Halloween. She's a screen queen. Oh yeah. I mean, Oh yeah, man. Yeah. She's a scream. Scream queen. So she does a bunch of horror movies. She's been in my top three, but she's moved up to number one.
Speaker: Oh no, she just moved into my top five because holy fuck. No, she was at the Palms Casino in Vegas. And wow. Probably seen it. Probably seen it. Airbrush. She doesn't do horror movies. No. Go follow her on Instagram. You'll thank me later. She doesn't do horror movies.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, no. Trust me. I've seen that. Oh, I'm impressed. Yeah, that's that's a little bit older picture too. Yeah, that's it was uh I think it was um what the hell was it? Yeah, it was uh like a lingerie party.
Speaker: Oh, trust me. There's not a picture that you're going to show me that I haven't seen. She moved out to my number one a long time ago. Yeah, well, that one puts her on my list. Above Reva and Jamie. Well, see, I have to, I have to, my list is, it involves time travel because I want glue as leachiness over so.
Speaker: You don't want Alicia Silverstone making out with her son on TikTok? No. I want 1993, 1994, whatever year it was. Clueless. You don't like her making out with her son on TikTok? We still sleep together. Give me a kiss. Whoa! What are you doing? Calm down, Tom Brady.
Speaker: She's a weird one. She is. And and and that's why she's dropped out of like number five. She's cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Yeah, she is. You know, that's the thing when you when you get I mean, but I mean, but you're allowed to be. Yeah, I know it like. Whatever. Everybody's family's different. Everybody does different things, whatever this and the other thing. She was in.
Speaker: Um, a recent episode of American Horror Stories, which is a spinoff of American Horror Story. Each episode's a different story. And I didn't recognize her. She, she looks like, and I mean, she looks like she's still a good looking woman, but she looks like every stereotypical suburban mom. Yeah, she does. Yeah. And I was like,
Speaker: Why is this chick look so goddamn familiar? Exactly. That's weird, Connor. That's weird, Connor. And this seems like a good point to take a break. Well, she did a TikTok with Stacey Dash where they did their lines from Clueless. And I recognize Stacey Dash like that, because it was Stacey Dash's page. But it took me a second to realize it was Alicia Silver, so instead of next to her.
Speaker: Yeah, she's Yeah, no, she she she absolutely looks like uh just your just her normal suburban housewife, you know What's wrong with that? I honestly I think I think she's yeah, I think she's prettier now than she was Back in the clueless days or back in the Aerosmith videos back in the air back in the clueless and Aerosmith video days uh, Alicia, uh, Alicia
Speaker: you know, Alicia Silverstone was she was sexy. She was like a dirty sexy. Now, she's a she she she is she's she's a she's a beautiful woman. Yeah. Well, she she's a very pretty woman. Back during the Aerosmith videos, you're like, yeah, that chicks up for anything. Now, you're like, yeah, she's like, yeah, I love Tyler. I can get it too, by the way, even though she looks like her dad, she can get it. We can we can't pass the fact that you look exactly like
Speaker: I don't know if I like her or it's her dad that I like. I'm questioning my sexuality. Even though Steven Tyler does look like a grandma now these days. No, but you know who really keeps me going is Lucy Liu in any movie. Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker: Like the hyenas in Lion King. Say it again, Ryan Reynolds. Say it again. I want to see that special he's got out on Apple TV. Where him and the old dude from Always Sunny bought the soccer team.
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's it's a retelling of Scrooge. It's it's you know, the the Christmas card. I haven't heard anything about it. It's got Will Ferrell and Ryan Reynolds. It's on Apple TV, which is why I haven't seen it because I refuse to buy Apple TV because all those sucks. Oh, you're going to go. You're going to out. Hey, have a great day, Joe. Thanks for stopping by. Love you, Mama.
Speaker: Really, Connor? I was actually just having a conversation with my wife last night. I do not think Billie Eilish is good looking. She looked like she got an attitude. And that's a turn off. I'm so torn with that girl. Right? I don't like
Speaker: It's it's weird to describe. She's super pretty. She's super. She's really cute. She's cute. But her attitude makes me want to just like, you know, I'm good. I don't I don't I don't think she I don't I don't think she has an attitude or anything like that. She's super cute. I mean, she's a she's an adorable little Brit. But you know, she she she
Speaker: She's very mature for her age. And I think that's why you say she has an attitude. Well, maybe that's it. I mean, her and her brother are amazing musicians. I know. I'll give her that. I'll give her that. I can't stand any of her fucking music. I'll give her props. I like to give credit where credit's due. So, you know, she's got a good career. She's doing great. I'm happy for her, but...
Speaker: I mean, I'm not saying I kick her out of bed. You're going out. Be careful out there. This is the Black Friday. You'll get ran over. It's not Black Friday. It's **** Wednesday used to but no, this is this is this is the in the States. This is the heaviest drinking night of the year. Yeah, more than New Year's Eve. State cops are out like gang busters tonight.
Speaker: today. Yeah. Connor says he's very mature for rage. Jeff would know more about that than I would. See, you see, you see, Connor, that would have been that would have been so much better if you were on the show and you said it. Yeah.
Speaker: I think Del's gorgeous. However, I just have. I bet you got an attitude. Yeah, but I just have her sing to me every day. Her and Jewel. Like Jewel just sit there and play piano all day. I'm happy. Jewel has always been. Gorgeous. Really hot to me in a weird way. And I would literally just buy a piano like Jewel played me another song. Even back in the daylight when she first came out, I'm like, she's pretty hot.
Speaker: of course, I'm a sucker for a chick who can sing. Amy Lee from Evan Essence, Izzy Hale from Hail Storm, Stevie Nicks, Reba McIntyre, uh it's just, you know, that can, you know, and it's not any woman that can sing because there's a lot of women that can sing like Whitney Houston. Uh I never found her attractive but I like to listen to Madonna. She's she's trash. She's trash. She can sing and Madonna can sing her
Speaker: No, no, no I don't I don't find I don't find Jesus Christ call fuck 1963 called and they want their reference back Beyonce she can sing this she can sing her ass off. I don't find her attractive in any way. She doesn't know Kelly Rollo
Speaker: Kelly Rowan's gorgeous. Whoa. Man. That her and her and that Nelly video. Damn. That her and Freddie versus Jason. Damn. That's the only reason I saw that movie. I love it. Go get this little girl. Yeah. She's in my movies and I think I'm good. Well, yeah, she is.
Speaker: Oh, shit. We need to take a break real quick. We'll come back. We'll continue wherever the hell we look up. I do have Thanksgiving disaster stories. Yes. We come back from break. Oh, let's give our boys room to spring us some love. You guys seem to really like rebel. Yeah, we'll go ahead and give it to you. Go ahead, baby birdies. Daddy's going to feed you. Well, here's a look I haven't seen in a while from you.
Speaker: You on your knees with your mouth wide open. Can't do it, Danny. He's not here. He's going to take a rock. Send me an invite. I already sent it to you, pussy. Jesus. Check your fucking emails, you twat. I'm old
Speaker: Hey, you know what? Golf. Don't go nowhere. I'm gonna touch on that when we come back. You know, I have to disagree. Got a little room springing for you. Just one of Jeff's favorites. You guys seem to really like it. If you're in the Ohio area and you're anywhere near Columbus on December 17. Go ahead and check our boys out live. I'll be there.
Speaker: as if that's an upsell. That might be a down sell, but I'll be there. This pussy ass motherfucker. What are you wearing? Yeah. Anywho. Well, Rum Springer, Rebel Yale for you. We'll be back here in a few minutes. It's Wednesday night. It's the day before Thanksgiving. We're clearly going to go a little bit over tonight. Connor just showed up. Clicks Jesus is in the building. Oh, daddy.
Speaker: I see what he's wearing. I'm going to have to go do a wardrobe change during this break. I'm looking at the wolverines. We've won once in the last two decades. ABC. You're a fucking guy. This guy's like the book is you're the greatest thing since sliced bread because we've been winning since I was born.
Speaker: But you were born like three days ago. You were born like 35 ,000 years ago. We're going to break. You shut your warm up. No, it's not my fault. Not all of them are home runs, Connor. It's okay. It's not my fault your battle buddy was Jesus. He was a terrible battle buddy too. Let me tell you.
Speaker: I believe it's gosh darn it your dad damn it don't make me get uh he's all our father I hate this guy
Speaker: Can I get a new Joe, please? Forgot to tell you guys, my real name is actually Judas Glick. We're going to we're going to take a real quick break. I got a piss like a motherfucker. Got a little rum Springer. Check him out on all of them social medias. Rum Spring, a hundred score live. And like I said, if you're in the Ohio area, check out their tour dates. Come see them live. Ten to one. You're in a live show. I'm in a live show.
Speaker: You guys can hang out with you guys. You're not going anywhere. You shut your whore mouth and hang out for the break.
Speaker: Last night a little dancer came dancing to my floor Last night a little angel came pumping across my floor She said, come on baby, got a license for love And if she expires, bring her from above Because in the midnight hour, she got more, more, more With a rebel yell
Speaker: She don't like slavery, she won't sit and wait But when I'm tired and lonely, she sees me to my bed What set you free and brought you to me?
Speaker: one, two, three I need to hear about me because
Speaker: He loses his own heaven So he takes it to go from the seven I have been Well, he's out all night to collect a fear But just alone, just so long, it don't mess up his head
Speaker: I drive your tears of pain, baby A thousand times for you I tell my soul and have none, babe For money to burn with you Cause I give you all and have none, babe
Speaker: We'll do it for the end!
Speaker: You're muted by the way. I'm again. What's going on Renee? I'm seeing you. We were just going to break as you said. Hello. Welcome back everybody. Hopefully you guys are enjoying the show so far. Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense. You got your boy in the house. Jeffrey's here. I'm here. The right side of the brain that we share. I'm the left side. He's the right side.
Speaker: in the central cortex. And the central cortex has finally joined us. Connor, some of y 'all call him Connor, some of y 'all call him Glitz Jesus. Of course it's Jesus. And some of you call him. Well, yeah. That is apparently. If he left us, he'd be the penis in my penis. Yeah, that's right. I get all the action, boys. You just watch. Cups.
Speaker: You know where he's at. Left, not right. He's the taint. He's our asshole neighbor.
Speaker: Hey, if you two are in charge, I'm still getting some, I'm still getting some action. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Jeff's like, just like, Hey, you know, it'll, it'll be, this is why Jeff and I could ever be Siamese twins. He's like, he's like, technically you're not gay. Cause it's my idea. Share a whole Jeff. I can never, I can never throw up unless Connor gets played with. It's really irritating.
Speaker: Jeff, we share a hole and taste buds. It's still gay to me. And as we start talking about gay stuff, look who shows up. There he is, the birthday boys in the building. Happy birthday, man. Appreciate it. Appreciate it. Happy birthday and run the goddamn clip.
Speaker: Jesus. I got something for the birthday boy. The champion. Do it. Do it.
Speaker: I gotta give him his love because he gave me my love on my birthday as the two reigning champs, the champ and the champ for today but any other day outside of today, he's the chump. The wish version champ as he was doubling. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. Kinda what's going on. Jeff was going on. Renee was sleeping, man. How you doing? Full. Golf Hawk was going on. Busta Rubble was going on. Renee, how you doing?
Speaker: You don't have the balls to leave this house kid. What? I was talking about. I forgot. We need like hell though.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what's up. Smoked chicken, candy yams, collard greens, macaroni and cheese, pasta salad. Family saying happy birthday, good little birthday cake. You have any chocolates? No. Fucking disgusting is what they are. How do they change? Ooh, you have never had good collard greens. You said they're disgusting. I've never had collard greens. The only collard greens I ever had before in my life was from the military defect.
Speaker: and I thought it was spinach and then I took a bite and then I I just I was I was it was over. That's what happened. Yeah, you've never had. He didn't know the greens are actually very good if they're cooked properly. They're like a like a green leafy veggie. Oh, yes. I like all veggies. I like it. Now, collard greens is amazing. You like all that. You didn't have no chitlins. I don't know the problem with with eating vegetables.
Speaker: That's, I'm sorry, I don't care who cooks it or how they're cooked. Chitlins are gross. You know what the problem with eating veggies are? What to do with a wheelchair afterwards? What's the problem with veggies? I'm sorry. You got to figure out what to do with a wheelchair afterwards. That's a good point. Honestly, the best thing to do with the wheelchair during is just to cut a hole in the bottom of the seat.
Speaker: I hate my life. I'm like, I'm like Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon. You know how in Lethal Weapon he hit that one special bullet? I thought you were going to say you're Danny Clever. I'm too old for this shit. No, no, no. As I said, I'm like Mel Gibson. I have that one special bullet for one night after this podcast. I would feel bad for you, Glick, if you didn't invite all of us onto this fucking show.
Speaker: This is true. I am a glutton for punishment. I believe they call that a man. He's like, oh, I hate myself for cutting myself. God, I fucking love it. Hey, give me that knife.
Speaker: And Connor's like, send it in by pussy. I already said it. I hate myself. You don't have this stone. I instantly regretted it. So, I understand you have some stories for us. I have some stories, gentlemen.
Speaker: I'm overweight. Can I take a guess? Can I take a guess? This story is going to be all about how the beard disappeared in his house. That mystery has yet to be solved. That mystery has yet to be solved. Tony, you some good, man? Yeah, responding to messages. Where's the fucking mystery mobile? Make sure you're good because you got a little
Speaker: You're looking a little off. I want to make sure you're good. I got to check on you. You know, you're a resident senior citizen now. You're officially 80, 80 years old. I thought it was 83. I'm going to look amazing for 80. You look like shit for 50. Shut up. I'm not.
Speaker: I do have something serious to say. Speaking of senior citizens, my grandmother is in hospice. It is looking like she won't make it till next year. Where is she? She's in Florida. Are you going? I am. I am. She's 96. Do me a favor. Do me a favor and actually ask the police.
Speaker: is okay is this is this uh monday morning got a flight is this is this bad what and and jeff this is your fault what did i do i'm waiting for the punch line no there is no punch line i swear to god my grandmother bear uh she's 96 mom just texted me uh 10 minutes ago saying that they just put grandma on hospice care
Speaker: During the break, she said - How many did you go? Matter of fact, I got the lead now. Now my wife is actually - My wife is looking at flights right now. Yes. Please go. Let's open that up. To tell you a little backstory on this woman, she was a badass. She drove an 86 -cups
Speaker: with a supercharger on it in nineteen eighty three or nineteen nineteen eighty five eighty eight eighty nine sorry jesus christ eighty nine she drove a supercharged eighty three cut listen that thing was a monster she was a badass that sucks man i'm sorry yeah it's it's a terrible thing she's she's an amazing woman first of the family check out run take care of yourself
Speaker: Had a good run. Yeah, she could. Man, I don't mean that in a smart ass way. I don't mean that in a smart ass way. No, no, no, no, no. I know you mean it. Genuine. But this is the same woman that broke her leg because at, like, I think she was 70. She was helping my uncle put drywall up. And a bunch of drywall fell on her leg. And she broke her leg. And went to the hospital, got her leg set, and came back to the house and said, let's go. Let's finish this up. Whoa, who's that? Badass.
Speaker: Right. Maxine Bear. She was awesome. Who thinks you play in the game, but I created the game, you silly little bitch. Oh, sorry. Not about your grandma. That was something totally different. Tim's like, my grandma's dying, bro. Really?
Speaker: I do have to uh my my grandmother listens to the show well she used to you know uh and how does your grandma listen to that she is a badass I said I sent her the link day one yeah your grandma's a badass your mom lasted two episodes exactly grandma every episode and so in her honor I have yeah they got listening and heading home
Speaker: What the hell was that? I didn't - For Grandma, I have to tell her favorite joke. Okay. Her favorite joke is actually very quick. This is a guy walking up - Is it racist? No, no, no. Okay. She's 96. I had to double check. Yeah, I know. They started to say this back in her day. Grandma's favorite joke, she used to tell all the time. She said, this guy's walked down the street and sees an old man sitting on a bench crying.
Speaker: And the guy says, Mr. Are you OK? He says, you know, I'm very rich. I have a beautiful wife who loves to have sex. And I have everything I ever want. And the guy's like, well, why are you crying? He says, I cannot remember how to get home. Beautiful punch line. Thank you. Beautiful punch line. Thank you. That's the story of my life.
Speaker: No, in all seriousness, uh, that does suck Jeff. And, and I really hope you guys take your fucking asses and go, go see her. Go say goodbye. Yeah. No, uh, as, as, as a guy who lives with the regret of not getting to say goodbye.
Speaker: You might get over the loss, you might get over the death, but you don't get over that regret of not getting to say goodbye. And I learned that the hard way. I mean, that's why the 10, 12 hour drive from South Carolina to Ohio, when my grandfather was in the hospital before he passed away, I made in six hours. I had run into Chrysler 300.
Speaker: That's a sexy **** car by the way. It's so Christo. Christo. Happy Thanksgiving, girl. Got it. Cuz it looked like a fan. No, it looked like a No, no, no, I got it because I went to the dealership. I said, I need a car. I need a car right now. Whatever car you have ready, give it to me. They said, we gotta crash through 300 ready and I was like, I'll take it. I don't care how much it is. Yes, I'm ready to go. Yup. And it did. It had a full tank gas and I was doing
Speaker: All the way to Columbus, Ohio. That motherfucker did not hesitate. Didn't even think about it for a second. For a second. And I got home. Grandpa literally hung on basically long enough until I, and that was the only signs of, you know, when I, when I got back there and he hung on. And after I got there and said goodbyes and everything like that. And it's cold outside. Shut up. You live in Florida.
Speaker: I'm still here with your bullshit, Krista. Hey. Chris, you've seen my parents' house when I was growing up. Grandma helped build the house. Nice. That house was built. They were built different back in the day. That woman. That woman, it was all go, no quit, but it came to work. You're in the mountains. I mean, mountains. It's a cute mountain hat you got there. Mountain me? Not right now. Maybe we have to cut more of these those.
Speaker: Go home, Tweeter. You had hurt my feelings. I'm going home. I hurt my feelings. I'm going home. I don't think Grandma's seen it. Did you have a night, boss? I don't think Grandma's ever listened to every episode, but she listened to most. That's awesome. Shout out to Grandma. She's late up in the hospital. Mama.
Speaker: She's laid up in there plug her little earbuds in give her a speaker and put us on right the fuck now Well, I know what you want to want to go fast to give me a break Not physical nonsense we are the dr. Kevorkian's a fuck
Speaker: I'm sorry. No, you know what? Grandma would love that joke. Grandma was savage, too. Grandma is savage. The way we bust on each other with the one -liners that we do, she's right there. She would be right there with us. I have no doubt. What's she doing in the mountains? Where the hell are you at? You're up in the mountains. You're in Montana? You're in Yellowstone?
Speaker: You looking for rip? He's a douche. I'm pretty sure you're with your ass. I beat the brakes off a rip. The character, not the actor. I would beat the brakes off a rip. And I suspect that too, just for good measures. She scares me more than he does at all.
Speaker: that one episode, the bitch rolled out in a robe and just got in a damn metal tub, naked as hell. The horse, yeah, the horse. She just takes her robe off in front of everybody. I'm like, no. Really? The last season, somebody tries to mess with her. Oh, nice. I know there's that one scene where her and Rip were at the club and some girl came over.
Speaker: They started talking to him and Rip tried to warn her and then that bitch walked. He's like, where's your wife? And she's like, he's over. She's over there staring at you. Yeah. The bitch walked right up on Beth. Like she wasn't about to get her ass whooped. Beth beat the pranks off that bitch. Rip told the boys, she said, hey, let's go. About the time Beth was cracking a fucking bottle on her head. Beth is badass.
Speaker: She's all about revenge. She's my spirit animal. All right. I don't want to be crazy. I don't want to be rude. Y 'all see the look on my face. I'm like, I see it. No, no, no. That's why I kept asking you if you was OK, man. Because I'm like, what are you showing? I'm sitting here like, uh. Looking like a fucking zombie. I'm the walking dead. Looking like you, motherfucker. You looking like me? You looking sexy as hell, then.
Speaker: Yeah. I'm sixty and I know it. Please. I'm praying for the family. Please let every last one of them know. Saturday should be good. Saturday should be a place. Um everybody chat. Everybody be good. Everybody take care of yourselves. I will catch you all later. I'm and bro, it's it's here. I'll be here. We see it on your face. I'm looking at the
Speaker: I'm literally up from five until three in the morning. Hell no, but I'm gonna drop down. Y 'all take care of there. Hey, much love to you brother. Happy birthday, man. Hopefully, you enjoy the fam and all that. I had your mother made your mother **** y 'all. I'll talk to y 'all later. Peace out, bro. So, tell us a story.
Speaker: my man was feeling it. He got his he got his belly pulled out. Connor, get your goofy ass up in here. Oh, no, no, seriously. Say that I'm serious. Uh I'm sorry about your grandma man. Get up there. I don't want to hear no **** I don't want to I don't want to hear no nonsense. I uh well, Miss Krista uh apparently you have not heard the news. I have my kids full time
Speaker: now so Full -time single daddy doing what I do It's it's I mean it's It's it's not bad. It's it's not bad. I enjoy Well, it's it's not even yeah, it's not even that like I'm grateful for it there's
Speaker: Hey, Jeff. I'm gonna go ahead and give you some bad news. The older they get, the more pain in the ass. Wait until Michelle hits her teenage years. And the only difference between you and I, you'll have one teenage girl. I have two teenage girls. It is an emotional roller coaster. It is an emotional roller coaster of what the fuck demon
Speaker: like I now know how Sam and Dean felt in Supernatural. What fucking demon is going to show up today? What demon am I going to have to fend off today? It's one of those things like I know what I was like during my am I am I going to get the sweet and sassy fun made or am I going to get the psychopath want to kill everything in her path man?
Speaker: I'm like, what the hell? No, it's good. No, no, I love it. And I'm very thankful that my kids are with me all the time now. It's hectic. Most nights, I don't get to sit down and relax until seven or eight when it's podcast night.
Speaker: uh, I basically, I come home well with the exception of today because I got off at noon and I surprised the, well, my oldest one, she, they, their Thanksgiving break started today. So she was just home hanging out today. The other two had school today. So, but I got off at noon. So I surprised them and picked them up, uh, earliest. Oh shit. I wish Connor was back up in here. I was going to tell him something about the Buckeyes. Uh, so I surprised him and picked him up early from school. Um, buggy.
Speaker: she's just like, I had a great day at school today. I was like, oh yeah, why is that? She was like, well, it's a dress down day cuz I gotta they have a dress code like they don't have uniforms but they have kind of a uniform policy. Here they have uniform. Yeah. So but they got to dress down today and then they had a surprise visitor today at school. The one and only Mr. Brutus Buckeye.
Speaker: from and as a Michigan fan and my Michigan year, I'll give you guys the proper respect sarcastically at the Ohio State University. Brutus Buckeye came to the school, the eighth grade
Speaker: band. They play they played Hang on Sloopy and the Ohio State Marching or the Ohio State Fight Song. Uh there was a few kids that were in Michigan gear at school today and Brutus made him come and do push ups with him. He challenged him to push up and then she's like and I didn't expect it but I got out of school early and I was like, cool. I'm glad you had a good day but no, it's it's a good thing. Uh I'm glad they're with me. Um just just just a lot more hectic. You know, there's a lot of things going on.
Speaker: Uh, you know, hopefully getting ready to move hopefully Friday or early next week. I'll find out about, uh, a new, a new place that I've been trying to get into. They, uh, started calling my references yesterday. Um, well, you were not a reference. I don't, that was a crazy thing. Like, so, so.
Speaker: they're like, so there aren't any references. I was like, well, that's my ex girlfriend. You're like, okay, well, is she going to give you a good reference? I'm like, yeah, we're still friends. Jody and I were still friends. I used her and I asked her and she said, yeah, you know, definitely use me as a reference. Um, and I use Joe. I use mama Joe. Um, cause I had one family and three non -family. I was like, so I'm like, wait, I can't even think of three people. Yeah. So I used my buddy that I grew up with.
Speaker: I used him as a reference and then I use uh girlfriend from high school as a reference because I had to use because I couldn't find my information uh for my landlords down in Charleston. Okay. I like I couldn't I can't remember the names. I couldn't find it and I was like well you know since I've been home, I did stay with a friend of mine for about a year before I got into my apartment. I paid rent. They're
Speaker: they're like, well, go ahead and put them down. That's fine. You know, just shows that you were paying rent and everything like that. I was like, okay, cool. So I used her dad and then I asked if I, you know, she'd be all right with me using her as a reference. And she was like, yeah, that's cool. You know, don't worry about it. Um, so, but I know they were calling the other day checking in. So I'm hoping, I don't know if the office is open Friday, but I'm hoping like maybe Friday, early next week, I'll find out. And then I get to start the joys of,
Speaker: I'd rather stand a line for a beating than a pack. Well, you also have to remember, not only do I have to pack all this shit, I'm probably going to have to try to move it all by myself. I've done that. And I can move. Yeah. And I can move pretty much. I can move everything in this apartment by myself, except for that.
Speaker: I'm a goddamn record player which if I get this down house, one of the first things I do after the holidays is get that **** fixed and get that record player working because I got a whole **** **** stack of records. So many good records. Well, I can actually show you how to add a car stereo to it and I don't
Speaker: everything in this thing is original. It's 1972. Everything is original and it was bought brand new by the mayor of Charleston and it stayed in his house until I bought it and the mayor of Charleston is a pretty famous guy. He's pretty famous cat down there. He's like like he's a big deal and then and it went from his house to my house and and and and the record player works and everything like that. I'm just not
Speaker: Yeah, exactly No, it's not a needle it's it's it's a wiring issue I've talked to a guy already it's a wiring issue in all honesty And In all honesty, it's uh, it's it dude said I could fix it for five bucks. I
Speaker: He was like, I could be a dick and and and I could and and like I could be a dick and I could overcharge you uh to uh um fix it. He was like but it's so quick and easy. Right. So, I was like, cool. I appreciate that. Sorry.
Speaker: I literally have a throbbing in my head and I'm getting warm. Fuck. I think it's because I've been up so long. I got up early today because I had to get a couple of things done before work. I did not want to get out of bed today. I think it took me a good half hour to actually get out of bed.
Speaker: So instead of five, I was at the 5 .30, I like, and then I showered, went to the gym, then showered again, came home, worked. Oh no, after we went, after I got done the gym, we went, we had to pick up some groceries. I think I'm just exhausted.
Speaker: I think I'm trying to do too much in a single day. Where's everyone else chatting at? What's up, turkeys? Triple R in the building. What's going on? I think you're just doing too much, man. Yeah. And actually, in all honesty, you know, with with your new work schedule and this and the other thing, uh,
Speaker: You probably would not hurt you to chill out on the pop and start drinking more water. At the gym, I'm drinking two. I drink one of these every day. Don't drink power. Don't drink power -eating Gatorade. Oh, really? Yeah, because you have to remember, they have a lot of sugaring. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker: So if you like one thing, one thing of that full of water and then I usually fill it up again, cause I don't, I don't like to drink water either. Um, and I know this is kind of an oxymoron because I believe at the gym it's different. I will chug down water. Yeah. Um, Oh, I drink water. I drink, I drink regular water at the gym too. Um, but, uh, I think propels made by Gatorade go buy propels.
Speaker: They're water. It's it's it's flavored. It's flavored water. What was it? I'm talking about vitamin water. Yeah, I buy vitamin water, but like today I went to the store. They didn't have a vitamin B6 vitamin B12 get propel. It's flavored water. Um, but it doesn't have all the bullshit that Gatorade and Powerade has in it. So you can drink it like during the day as a substitute from, from, from pop and shit like that.
Speaker: And like I said, I'm not a water drinker and I'm not a flavored water drinker, but I love Propel. Propel is really good. Actually, even some flavors that I wouldn't necessarily like, I do like in the Propel. But like the past two days, I did two hours in the gym at a time just because, you know,
Speaker: I was already there. And it was one of those things like I finished, but my wife was still finishing up her. So I was like, well, I'll just keep going kind of thing. Well, that's usually how it goes. You finish and your wife has to finish on her own. Exactly. Exactly. She should be used to it by now. But it's like, you know, she does, she does an hour on the elliptical and that machine's evil.
Speaker: I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Yeah, I'm not a big fan of it. I wanted to shoot myself. Yeah, no, I'm not a. The hell two hours I do. I don't really do about an hour and a half to two hours when I'm at the gym. If I can get a full workout in if I'm not rushed. Ham propel.
Speaker: But I think, like I said, she's checking into flight, so I don't think I'm gonna go the next couple days just because... Yeah. No, I mean, you gotta focus on that shit. I'm gonna go fry some chicken real quick, and I'll be right back. Thanks. Oh. No, I think I... I feel like I'm dying. I need to take some paracetamol. I have some around here somewhere. I suck that shit down from candy though.
Speaker: What was that? I heard a buzz buzz. Sorry, I have to message my wife. No, I think my head's spinning and I have pain down my spine when I move in certain ways.
Speaker: Oh my god No, well the problem is random it comes down to when when there's so many people in the gym by the time I'm getting ready to leave you sometimes you have to Hit another machine before you get this machine you want because used being used so You know, I double up on my curls or double up on bench That's
Speaker: No, I, I agree with you, Triple R. Uh, 45 minutes to an hour in all honesty, I can, I can, uh, I can rock out my, my workout and I, and I'm good. Oh yeah. Um, if I, if I, if I get there and nobody's there, I can knock it out 45 minutes to an hour and that's including 30 minutes on the treadmill. But it also, it also just depends on how I'm feeling, what's going on. Cause Jim's therapy for me. So. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, I use machines. You can call me a girl. I go to Planet Fitness and I use machines. I don't like free weights. I love doing free weights, but certain things. I hate the incline bench on free weights. I hate it. I can't, I don't have the proper technique. Don't send your El Nino to, um,
Speaker: Dose surveys says El Nino. Over war. Isn't El Nino a little boy or something like that? Ah, mucho gracias señor. Shut up. Shut up. Hey, we're trying to reach out to our Spanish speaking audience. But no, like I do. Dose surveys says por favor. I do.
Speaker: shoulders. I use machine arms. I use three weights so I kind of mix it up. I bounce all over the gym. I think I might have overdone it today. I'm gonna pass out soon.
Speaker: I need to I think I got well Last three beers. I didn't plan on drinking all of them, but I guess I'm gonna drink them all tonight Maybe I'll go fuck around I got I gotta take a paracetamol or two Fucking cinema paracetamol
Speaker: What is that? It's, it's, it's a drug. It's basically really high, uh, consecrated athlete. It's uh, it's 500 milligrams. I thought you, I thought you said pair of set of ball, not pairs. Well, before you pass out, I know we're going to go a little over, but I want to get to these because I was reading them earlier.
Speaker: Connor's being Connor's being a good house away Tomorrow tomorrow is Thanksgiving and well, it wouldn't be Thanksgiving with the family If you didn't have Horror stories Disasters if you will
Speaker: And there was a Reddit thread this week that asks users to share incidents from a Thanksgiving past, an event so awkward and disastrous that your family will never be able to forget. So like every Thanksgiving ever. Everything's exactly. Basically Jeff's there. It's awkward.
Speaker: Oh, I love being taken for a fool. Penny who? Oh, the dumbest guy in the room is usually the smartest guy in the room. Just so you know, my son. Yes. So anywho, we're going to rock this bad boy out here. They've got 19 quick stories here for you. 19 Thanksgiving horror stories.
Speaker: You know, we'll go ahead and start down here at nineteen if I can find it. Okay. Reddit user. Someone's dog got into the trash and ate a lot of turkey, ham, and everything else that didn't make it to the human stomach. As some family members. Yes. As some family members were leaving, the dog let out a loud yelp.
Speaker: and sprayed some family members with projectile diarrhea. Nice. First time I got to hose anyone down and hopefully the last. These are all from Reddit users. It's weird that I'm I'm picturing a Basset hound. You're picturing a Basset hounded. I'm thinking of a great name. I'm thinking of like Scooby.
Speaker: You're the **** You're the **** nerd. You're such a good housewife, Connor. Yeah. Uh Reddit user Crocoducky, my four -year -old sister vomited candy yams into the middle of her Thanksgiving dinner plate when my dad told her she had to eat it or she
Speaker: That's fucked up. That's just cruel. I'd punch that little four year old in the head. Well, maybe she wasn't feeling good. I mean, to make her eat it, that's fucked up. You know, or, or maybe they say that you spit it out. Well, I mean, you know, I'm a dad and I know I've told my kids eat your food or you're not getting a snack. Yeah.
Speaker: You didn't triple R was triple R was picturing a master. Um, no, I mean, uh, like, are we all told our kids? I know. You're not getting a snack. You're not getting a dessert. You know, um, Harry and Lana.
Speaker: wrote in and said uh my uncle broke one of my grandmother's antique chairs during an aggressive game of spoons and it was too funny for anybody to be mad at him. What are spoons? Can anybody enlighten us uh what what spoons are? I think I know what it is isn't it? They're kind of like the egg run thing but like a a uh um musical chairs kind of thing. The only thing I know of spoons is as a musical instrument when you take the two spoons and you
Speaker: but yeah. Uh, any of our listeners, if you're listening to this and you know what spoons are. I know what you're talking about. Uh, it's a card game. It's like you grab the spoons instead. I really, I know that game. Well, I don't think I've ever played that. Thank you. Thank you. Triple or triple or the all knowing triple or it's like whoever grabs the last spoon is out our own version of the game. The game triple or, and you're not a wrestling fan, so you won't get that. Triple H.
Speaker: Stephanie McMahon's husband, he calls himself the game. Yeah, Triple H calls himself the game. We have the rain, Triple R, the rain, the Ram. I think I might say that. Yeah, I'm remembering. We use classic spoons though.
Speaker: halfway through eating, my cousin's boyfriend proposed to her in front of 40 plus family members and extended family members. She turned him down. She said no. Oh, I'm walking out motherfucker. I'm I'm stabbing a bitch in the neck. Yes. And later I'm like, yeah, you know what? No, is this thing on? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?
Speaker: We hear you right now, Rick. I know. I've seen your comments. Jeff wants to just take credit like he knows. Eat your dinner now or eat it for breakfast in the morning. It doesn't matter to me. That will be your next meal. Yup. Exactly. Guardian Feral says on Reddit, as soon as my grandma sat down, the last person to be seated, the cat jumped on the table and had a brain aneurysm
Speaker: and died in front of 19 people. My little cousins were all screaming. I'm assuming you're not hungry anymore. Check out dessert. Dessert is surfers, folks. Chinese Thanksgiving. Chinese Thanksgiving. Yes, ma 'am.
Speaker: Joey DeFranco Cisco says my relatives, my relatively straight edge mother got trashed and decided to ask her niece about the size of her Beyonce's dick.
Speaker: I did hear a story, this guy every year he comes out of the closet to his family because his uncle is like anti -gay. He's married with kids and somebody's like, I tell everybody something. And his uncle's like, don't fucking do it, don't fucking do it. He's like, I'm gay. No, they were going to say his uncle has Alzheimer's. So every year he has to come out of the closet.
Speaker: It's been it's been 20 years and the family's like, yeah, we get it. The joke was funny. What the ****
Speaker: Putsley Putsley says my dad broke my grandparents toilet with the power of his bowels He ended up having to buy them a new toilet, which he broke a year later at Christmas Four inches if she died she died Boy what did you eat?
Speaker: Yeah, what are you doing? What is wrong with you? Yeah, what is wrong with you? Go see a doctor. Yeah, not Dr. Click because Dr. Click doesn't special. Repeat champ. Repeat champ. I repeat. Pulsi's dad.
Speaker: Not once, but twice. Broke his pants, toilet with his bowel movements. Dr. Glitz does not specialize in that. Yeah, no, sure. I don't understand the concept. How? How? How do you, yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. How do you, I mean, are you Connor? Are you shooting, are you shooting quarters out of your ass at 500 miles per second? No, you know what it is. I just figured it out. It's the Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber. You know, he's got his feet up in the air. Not even still. Yeah. Hence the repeat. Not once, but twice. On Christmas, the very next year.
Speaker: I'm not taking you nowhere. Much like much like whams it. Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. The very next year. The very next day. This year. Last Thanksgiving. I understand how you would break a toilet by taking a shit. I've had some hellacious shits in my life. I
Speaker: I like to drink, I like to eat. I've had some hellacious shits in my life. I have barely ever called a toilet, let alone broken an entire fucking toilet, taking a shit. A Buick, like a Skylar.
Speaker: I don't think Buick ever made a small vehicle. I'm sitting here trying to think of a small Buick. I feel like we've talked about this car on the show before.
Speaker: Oh, that's not a small. That's not a horizon. It's bigger than my cruise. Jesus Christ. That's a god. Oh, that's a little saber. Never mind. Okay. So, the new centuries are small. Yeah, the first thing that popped up, I put in and the first thing that popped up was a
Speaker: Oh, they're about the size of a Taurus. Yeah, they're about the size. I'm going to kill this kid. So, they're Jesus Christ. They're bigger than a horizon. Not by much. They're like the old four door box Cavaliers. No, they're they're they're in all honesty, the the 80s models look like the box four door
Speaker: and and the night and and then past that they look like uh yeah it's like uh like uh um like a Chevy Malibu yeah yep or or Chevy all right oh they did have a they did have a they did have a Buick Century shagging wagon with the wood panels yep uh anywho moving on um
Speaker: Uh Gilton Gilton is an medics were scrambled, right? I Saw a shit that was no joke the circumference of a gallon pitcher. Not kidding sent a mass Texas What the fuck
Speaker: Jesus Christ. Uh guilt guilt in the sand says uh my your hands written out of the wheel just so you know, my aunt completely forgot to turn the oven on and let the turkey sit in there for about five hours with no heat. Oh, we had pizza that year. This
Speaker: No, you know what I'm doing? You know, maybe it's just fucking pizza every year. Yeah, maybe it's just maybe it's just me. But you know what I'm doing? I'm going in there and turn that fucking oven on because I'm having a fucking wait. No, I'm having turkey at some point. Yeah. Most people, most people, most people eat dinner on Thanksgiving, what, twelve, one o 'clock? It usually depends.
Speaker: Yeah. You know, most people it's like 12, one o 'clock. You quote unquote eat dinner. And then, you know, then you're able to go back later on in the, in the afternoon, in the evening, you know, go force fits, whatever you may be on. Uh, you know, after you've let the food settle, you've taken a nap, you've watched a little football, you quote, unquote sobered up. Yeah, exactly. You sobered up because you know, everybody starts drinking at 10 o 'clock in the morning on Thanksgiving or like
Speaker: in my case, when I would get up in the morning and start start getting everything prepared for dinner and **** like that, when I would cook the full the full meal or even if it was my ex -wife and I, when we would start Thanksgiving dinner, we started drinking. Now, we wasn't like slamming drinks or anything like that, but you know, yeah, she she would, you know, we'd have a yeah, it was shotgun and **** you know, we'd have a few bottles of wine and then our friends would bring wine or whatever.
Speaker: uh, you know, but she would, as soon as we started cooking, she gave a glass of wine, I'd open up a beer or whatever. And, you know, as the day went on, we weren't hammered by no means we were barely buzzed because we drank slow, but, but we, we, we had a nice little buzz and we drank while we were cooking and, um, you know, so you kind of went from there. But yeah, you know, exactly you, you eat around noon, one o 'clock, and then you,
Speaker: you sober up, you take a nap or whatever and then you get back up, you you eat again and and then and then you're ready to go the rest of the night and then the then you get ****
Speaker: Well, like what we used to do back in the day is because grandma had so many kids, plus adopted kids that we would, we would literally all do potluck. So everybody make one thing and everybody show up around noon and eat at one. Like you don't have to reheat shit and stuff like that. Well, when we lived in Charleston, that's what we did because we had no family or anything down there. So we did friends giving every year basically. So.
Speaker: We, you know, we were going to our house and there was, there was times where our friends would do it at their house and, and everybody brought something or a few things like, you know, like we're going to bring the green bean casserole. We're going to bring, um, a pumpkin pie and apple pie and corn pudding. You know, we're like, we're going to bring two or three things.
Speaker: Uh, somebody else is bringing in two or three things. You're talking like when we'd show up that it was like 15, 20 families. So everybody only had to bring one thing and then of course coordinate over the phone. It's not like they could text, but you know, the coordinator phone, like he, you bring this and you bring that and then there, and there'd be maybe one or two repeats. Yeah. Well, they don't, uh, well,
Speaker: much, much like you guys down there. You said you had expats day down there instead of Thanksgiving. You know, when we lived in Charleston, most of our friends were, uh, were, were transplants. Right. So they had, you know, their family was in New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, whatever. So we would all get together and, you know, but, and whoever was hosted would do like Turkey and a ham and a couple other things.
Speaker: Basically, whatever you brought. That's basically where I met Vera. You know, I knew Dave for a couple of years, but I met Vera for the first time, one of those expat things. And I shit you not, dude. There was two turkeys, two hams, and three
Speaker: uh like nine foot long tables filled with food and there was like 60 fucking people there every brought everybody brought something there was another nine foot table with just suits or yeah exactly or like you know you would you would bring what you were known for so like oh my god i need to get that rest clear because you know fucking i can't go
Speaker: I didn't have the budget either. When my wife and I got together, we didn't have two nickels to rub together. If you look back at where we started and where we are now, it's apples and oranges.
Speaker: things we buy now. We're not even in our heads back then. It's like it was just even even a cab ride to this to this party was like, wait, it's how much? Do we really want to go? You know, we don't want to buy some. Okay. Alright. No, exactly. Anyhow, little squirrel. Yeah. Let's make sure uncle Ted fast and takes his
Speaker: I don't care if you have to force him. That **** ain't taking the **** in my house. **** I'll I'll put him a bucket out in the **** yard. Right? We'll dig him a hole. We'll do military style. Y 'all **** there's a hole in the backyard. No, he'd show up and I'd hand him a shovel. Go dig your **** latrine mother ****. Exactly. Uh well, uh chin land to continue this list. It's
Speaker: My dad spilled his red wine onto a freshly carved turkey meat. One Thanksgiving. This isn't really a horror story. This isn't really a horror story. This is kind of a funny thing. Now, every time he finishes carving, we ask him if he wants to marinate it first or have it plain. That's just kind of funny. That's not a horror story. He didn't roll in the turkey by spilling red wine onto it. I mean, I'm not a wine drinker.
Speaker: but I don't think you're going to ruin the turkey by spilling red wine on it. That's just me. My my my sister and brother and all much like my wife and I when we were first married.
Speaker: hit my brother -in -law's best friend never had a lot of money and we would have a like fourth of july i think and he he made the joke he's like i'll bring the ketchup and mustard and it became a thing every year this dude bought ketchup and mustard and and for christmas we would buy him ketchup and mustard you get that like Heinz 57 uh kind of every year because he became kind of a member of the family
Speaker: No, I know I know I heard it Connor I just I'm used to it so It's you know, it's Stockholm syndrome Connor We don't we don't bat an eye to it anymore Well any ruins everything any how you doing you and I should talk we should be friends
Speaker: Cause I ruin everything too. Oh, dude, let me finish this. Oh boy. Do I got a story for you? Ah, it's not really that good of a story, but it's all right.
Speaker: It just made me chuckle. Uh Amy ruins everything says I was at my friend's conservative Catholic family's house for Thanksgiving. And his older brother told everyone that my pal had gotten a tattoo. His parents were pissed and forced them forced him to show them the tattoo. It was a big finger.
Speaker: when they saw it was the dollar sign on his butt cheek, they were in tears. That's that's kind of like my wife. They're they're very very very very very Mormon.
Speaker: No coffee, no, well, soda is about the most as far as I go, but no alcohol, no, that's it. And I fucking show up everything from the sex bag. I'm like, hey, I'm gonna hang out with you guys, I'm gonna drink. But I'm in love, so it's okay. And then my wife started getting tattoos, and I was -
Speaker: I'm not even going to repeat that. And you know, it's bad if I don't want to repeat it. **** hell, dude. Really, Connor? Connor, you know, actually, actually, I'm glad you're not on the show. So, you didn't say that out loud and it was only in the chats. You know, but
Speaker: you know, how to how to get that a bunch of them in a Volkswagen. So, moving on, board fan 289 writes, my brother took my two week old son to check his diaper during dinner. Came back in with came back with the diaper in hand saying it didn't look right. He proceeded to smell it and say that something was wrong.
Speaker: So then he tasted it Yeah Fuck up my house Everyone was flipping out turns out he built a clean diaper with pumpkin pie filling
Speaker: Not a horror story. That's funny. My friend Hailey just had a baby. My friend Hailey just had a baby. I'm gonna be like, hey, let me change it. Yeah, let me change that baby real quick. I got this. I got you. I've experienced, I've been there a time or two, time or three, time or four. I know what's cool. I know the deal, Leo. Kevin Noy says, my mom dropped the turkey platter. It shattered.
Speaker: turkey and porcelain shards litter the floor. Thankfully, most of the turkey was salvaged due to the five second rule. Some of us had shards of turkey platter on our plates. But it wasn't that big a deal. These motherfuckers ate the turkey with shards of porcelain.
Speaker: Turkey's turkey until it's fucking ripping your insides apart because that's porcelain Turkey's white Yeah, but you drop the plate you think you think it's all I mean some some of the shards and some of the pieces are gonna get into the turkey It's only a little blood dress eat it don't be a pussy
Speaker: You're gonna eat it. That's what she said. It's only a little blood. Shut up and eat it. Alright. Alright. Come here. Is that French fry? Yes, it is. Hey, you know what? What's that? What's that song? Fancy. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. Don't tell me with a good time. Told me. I wasn't afraid to earn my red wings when I was sixteen. You think I'm going to be afraid of him now at forty -one? She, she, as Tony D would say. Hiring them sons of bitches when I was sixteen. I'm forty -one now. You think I'm scared?
Speaker: as Tony D would say, uh, she, uh, Miranda one says, uh, I heard some screaming from outside my apartment. I opened the door and saw a lady running to the dumpster with a Turkey still in the pan.
Speaker: on fire. She threw it into the dumpster which caught the entire dumpster on fire. It's a dumb bitch. Miranda called 911 saying, be literal. Definition of this show on dumpster fire. Turkey is mixed. I think he's talking about when it's broken porcelain. Our Thanksgiving decorations are showered
Speaker: showered heads on every wall to see. I don't even know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I'm afraid to ask. And Nate 2113 says, my 10 year old brother decided to distribute words of heart to demonstrate how to properly body slam himself onto a bed to the cousins.
Speaker: He proceeded to hit his head on the window seal behind the bed. Cracked his head wide open. We can see your skull. Oh, god dang. 15 stitches later, we ate dinner. How many? 15 stitches. Ouch. We ate dinner. I bet you 100. I've had some hangovers in my life.
Speaker: I mean, when you bust your head like that, you can't sleep. So, you're going to eat turkey and then not sleep. **** you. That guy's screwed. Yes, exactly. Call the lord and say, I'm on my way. I'm on my way, baby. Yeah. Atlantis Luna says, aunt, open the pressure cooker without releasing the pressure first. Oh, **** It went as
Speaker: Yeah, he caught himself on fire.
Speaker: Well, he owns, he owns Stanley. Stanley Steamers are a car that run on steam. Yeah. Like them is like not easy. And one burnt, I mean, his fucking hand is fucked up. Well, he caught himself on fire and his face is all fucked up. No, the boiler blew up.
Speaker: Think of a pressure cooker. Think of a pressure cooker attached to a gearbox. It's basically what it is. And that's basically what a Stanley steamer car is. He's got like 19 of them. They're very rare. Oh my god. Auntie with the pressure cooker said, welcome back to the Boston Marathon Thanksgiving edition. Eat it while you can.
Speaker: I thought it would be funny to prank. I thought it would be a funny prank to put a rubber chicken in the oven on Thanksgiving. My mom would laugh. Uh hold on a second. My mom would laugh. My mom would laugh and laugh. Ho ho ho. There's a rubber chicken in the oven. What a
Speaker: Yeah. But normal adults usually preheat the oven. Yeah. How much does that smell great? Thirteen old, 13 year olds, you got your ass beat. Yes, you did. You got. And then you were forced to scrub that fucking stove. But I mean, you put a rubber chicken in the stove.
Speaker: You can't really, I mean, you can, you can scrape the bottom of it, but you got to get all new grills. Yeah, pretty much. And because, because even if, even if you clean it, even if you clean it and you get all the plastic off, when you heat that oven, it's still going to smell like burning plastic. Might be some face meat in there.
Speaker: um have you seen this guy on tiktok he uh i guess it was a couple years ago it was a vine video but he put a chicken inside a turkey and then told his kids turkey was pregnant nice they were all traumatized and then they after about 45 minutes they realized that turkeys lay eggs he's like you know turkeys lay eggs
Speaker: And and and and then and then there were two. Yes. Butt Touch says. What a what a good name. My my aunt was was not able to come to dinner one year. Because she was in jail. Nice.
Speaker: from the grocery store. This bitch. And GJ Lynch 22 finally tells us poor grandma, poor senile, old grandma. My grandma accidentally poured dish soap on turkey instead of oil.
Speaker: Oh god. Might have been one of the funniest but most upsetting things I have ever seen. How did it taste? Right? You know they rinsed that bitch off and ate it. Yeah, I'm good. Mmm. This Dom, this this Don Lemon sent it his delicious grandma.
Speaker: What are you going to do? At the end of the day, what are you going to do? It's grandma. You're going to get another fucking turkey. It's grandma. It's not like you can just be like, grandma, you stupid bitch. I don't know. My grandma would. She's like, you dumb motherfucker. Well, yeah, your grandma would to somebody else, but you can't say that to grandma. You got to eat the turkey. And then you got to pretend it's good because granny feel bad. Yeah.
Speaker: Damn. Oh, Granny, this is amazing. Can you just get that? Granny, what is this recipe? Well, funny you ask. This is pomole or dog? It's gone. Lemon cinnamon. This is delicious, Granny. Have you seen the video? There's a video. This guy was live and he was cooking.
Speaker: He was cooking chicken and he said somebody put in the comments He said they said you gotta clean the ticket this motherfucker poured dawn dish all over that shit and the fucking chat room just That's that's one of those instances where where
Speaker: uh much like the assholes who who make TikTok videos of them cleaning a cast iron skillet and they pour dish soap on it and they scrub it. That is that is what that is what uh those of us who actually create real content and try to provide real content and try to be actually entertaining call a scream for attention. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What did you do? You told me I can get it. Okay. Hey, tell Kevin to look at this.
Speaker: What'd you let him get? I mean, he was appreciative though. What'd you say? Did you hear what he said? No, I didn't hear what he said. It's only $60. Oh, if you want it every month. Okay. Then that's worth it.
Speaker: Oh, is he playing Fortnite? I think so. Yeah, I know. It's a monthly pass. It's a monthly pass on Fortnite. It is worth it because it includes the battle pass. You get all kinds of free stuff with it. And you get so many whatever the Fortnite bucks are, you get so many a month. The $16, it is worth it. It is worth it. Yeah, but he's not supposed to be playing in the first place.
Speaker: That's a whole other situation, but what he bought the month the monthly the month the monthly membership you got Yeah, no, it's a monthly membership. It'll renew every month, but it's a hundred percent worth it But if he's not supposed to be playing it that's all another story Why isn't he supposed to be playing it it's not like he stole your scooter and drove around town today
Speaker: I've been telling my daughters, I've been telling the girls for three weeks now to clean their **** room. They've made more of a mess. Yeah. And it smells like
Speaker: Nice. So, well, as of this second, there will be no TV until my house is fucking false. I'm taking all the controls, put the PlayStation in my bedroom. If I, if I felt better, I would, uh, no, Kayla, I I'm sick as a dog. I feel like I'm just, you're not sick as a dog. You just got bad news about your grandma.
Speaker: no love that and like I said my head feels like you know you ever seen you've seen that forge and fire where they they hit the hammers on the anvil my head's the fucking anvil right now dude yeah oh cam what are you doing you bought modern warfare 2 yet cameron you pussy how much was your was your butterball this year cam 475 .23
Speaker: I don't know. I didn't even look. I'll be right back. I didn't even buy one because I can't be bothered. I have to yell at this kid.
Speaker: Oh, this kid. Oh. Oh, my back is killing me. Oh, I have a man cold. It's the worst kind of cold there is. What you got some pajamas on? Chris, I think I have a man cold. That's worse than like four times cold.
Speaker: The worst thing on the planet I'm not working the next two days. I'm drinking the next two days
Speaker: Not show appropriate. I was like, wait, I don't see a, I don't see a comment. It wasn't the comment. It was about Napoleon. Napoleon ice cream. What is that? Is it Napoleon? Neapolitan. Neapolitan ice cream. Okay. Just kidding.
Speaker: Neapolitan ice cream, Jeffrey. Yeah. So many different places. Nice. It took me a minute. I see the hamster wheels start to spin. Nice.
Speaker: Oh, let's see. We've got Blacktop Ojo. We've got Rumspringer. We wanna wrap up tonight with Rumspringer or Blacktop Mojo. I'm thinking I'm leaning more towards Blacktop Mojo. Nice. You know what? We haven't done this one in a while.
Speaker: American rats show up guys. We do appreciate y 'all listen and we appreciate y 'all hanging out We went a little bit over tonight, but it is what it is. We was having fun. We're just hanging out Happy birthday to our guy Tony D. If you guys are following him on any social media, tell him happy birthday Show show him some love he deserves it You know, we love that guy as much as we bust each other's balls. We got nothing but love for him. That's what that's my brother him and I connected pretty quick and
Speaker: So, go show them some love. Tell them happy birthday. I get to say, dude, every time I send him anything, I **** hate you. Yes, I do. I message him all the time. I love you, Brown Bear. Maybe, maybe I need to stop sending him racist videos. No, I tell, I tell him all the time. I love you, Brown Bear and he messaged me back. I hate you and I say, you spelled I love you polar bear wrong.
Speaker: You can go. Paul. We do appreciate y 'all listening. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the show tonight. We'll be back Saturday night with a brand new episode. We'll see who's here joining into the mix. Jeff may or may not be here. Hopefully Jeff's in Florida and he's not here, but if he's here, he's here. I'll do the show live. Grandma would love it.
Speaker: Oh, she know what she loves. Hold on. Let me wake her up again. Your mom would probably kill, kill us all. She'd be like, Jeff, Jeff, I'd like to send you your next three checks, but here's the thing. I'm taking a road trip. I'm going to Ohio, to Georgia, to Texas, New York, and I'm going to end my road trip in Cancun.
Speaker: Well, mom, I hope you enjoy your trip. She's like, boo, but I will. Wait a minute, mom. Don't kill us, mom. On that note, my checks are now direct deposit in my account. We finally got that fixed. Nice. But I mean, you know what? Well, that's your fault for living in fucking Mexico. Exactly. That's your fault for being Mexican.
Speaker: I don't know, not living in Mexico. I know it does. I don't trust me. I know it does. I know it does. I bought those three properties the other day. They cost, I told them 35 grand a piece and they're, they're a little over a half acre. So I said, I'm on the nut for a hundred grand. Yeah. No, but, um,
Speaker: Like I said, we do appreciate y 'all listening and we appreciate y 'all hanging out tonight. Hopefully you enjoyed this show. Well, uh, pre Turkey day, Turkey day, Eve fuckery. If you will, uh, we'll be back Saturday night with brand new episode of the podcast. If you guys aren't already going, check out some social medias, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, tick tock. Don't forget to join us live on YouTube and Twitch Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday at 6 PM.
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Speaker: here on the show. Here. Here. Here on the show. She's going to set up my life. She's going to set up my life. I mean, she's going to do a she's going to be, you know what, I'm sorry, Daniel Harris. I'm sorry if you ever hear this, Daniel Harris, but God damn it. Perfect. You are perfect. No, you're perfect. And I love you.
Speaker: I love you. No, I'm just kidding. That's all we say for 20 minutes. She's on the show. Okay, boys, I gotta go. But we love you. I love you. Don't leave. You're my little scream queen. You're my little scream queen. No, I'm just kidding. Um no, we're about to show up with a little Blacktop Mojo with the air cover up. We haven't played this in a while and I and I really like this cover. I love this song but with their cover of She Talks to
Speaker: angels. I love that song. So, check out Blacktop Mojo on all the social medias. Wherever you stream the music at, all at Blacktop Mojo. Go show the guys some love. Check out the tour dates. See when they're going to be coming to a town near you and absolutely go see these guys because it is **** worth it. And if there's three or four bands ahead of them, I promise you personal experience. Those three or four bands ahead of them will be
Speaker: just as fun and just as entertaining. So here's a little blacktop mojo. She talks to angels.
Speaker: She never mentions the world addiction A little son of a gun Yeah, she'll tell you what she's looking for A laughter in me perfect
Speaker: She paints her eyes as black as night now And pulls some of her shades down the track She gives a smile when the pay comes The pay comes to make everything alright
Speaker: She says she talks to ages Call her out by her name Oh yeah, she talks to ages Call her out by her name
Speaker: She keeps her lock of hair in her pocket And wears her cross around The lock of hair is from a little boy Who in the cross is someone she is Not me, not me
Speaker: She says she talks to ages Call her out by her name She talks to ages Call her out by her name She doesn't know love
Speaker: Nothing I don't see Yeah, to her it ain't nothing But to me, yeah, me It's everything She says she talks to angels
Speaker: It says they all know the name Yeah, yeah, angels Call her out by her name
Speaker: Yes sir, yes sir.
Speaker: I boys black top. Jeff, you dead. Pretty much. You dead, mom. You know what it is? It's like, you know what? When you're when you're sick, you can get the shivers. It's like 300 fucking degrees in here. I'm freezing my dick off. You dead, mom.
Speaker: Oh, Blacktop Mojo for Ear Holes, man. I love that song. I love that song but I love that cover of that song. Such a great cover. We appreciate y 'all listening and we appreciate y 'all hanging out. Join us Saturday night for a brand new episode. Same nonsensical time. Same nonsensical channel. Until then, Jeffrey. You heard what the man said.
Speaker: And the words of Michael, homeschool Mike, if he was here, he would say, e -how, Tony D, you heard him say it earlier. We're going to say it again for him. Mother had you, a mother made you, mother fuck you. My man Smoke, we'll let y 'all know. Put that in your pipe and smoke that shit. Connor would say, clicks my daddy.
Speaker: And with that being said, Doctor Glick, the champ, if you will, be good. We'll be good at it. Goodbye, motherfuckers.
