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Why Muslims Fuck Goats
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A savage satire video that rips into the three ways Islam encourages and permits muslims to f**k animals, backed by stone-cold facts straight from islamic credible and authentic sources.
This isn’t just making fun of Muslims, it also demolishes their Quran’s smug “muslims are superior to all non-muslims” nonsense, proving they’re no better than barnyard creeps.
And here’s the bonus: it arms you with bulletproof logic and hard truths to crush their whiny denials into dust.
The video’s a gut-punch shocker, but also stuffed with vicious, laugh-till-you-cry drama.
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Transcript
Humor and Stereotypes in Cultural Contexts
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I am a Muslim and my best friend is a female goat. My wife is for making babies, but my goat, I love my goat.
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oh She's so good.
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Do Muslims fuck gods? Yes, they do. So it is not a stereotype then? Of course it is a stereotype, but it is a true and factual stereotype.
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Do all Muslims fuck gods? Of course not. But the ones who don't are very well aware that others do it. Do Muslims admit that some of them fuck gods?
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No way.
Satire and Critique of Islam
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deny it completely, claiming that they are noble and pure, and no Muslims ever does this because Muslims are superior to everybody else, as the Quran says.
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Are there any studies or data that show the percentage of Muslims that fuck gods? Of course not. Muslim countries don't do any studies or collect any data on any sexual matters, not even rape, not family violence ah or any psychological or mental health issues.
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None of that. So why do Muslims fuck gods? Because of Islam of course, what else is the reason for anything that they do?
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However, it is because of three specific Islamic reasons.
Introduction to the Gay Ali Baba Show
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This episode is going to be a hilarious riot, full of fun drama and we're going to laugh so hard at those dim-witted towel heads.
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But before we unpack the three Islamic reasons, It is very important to know why we are creating this but recording. Yes, we love to make fun and insult Islam and Muslims, but the real goal is to obliterate their smug Quran thumping superiority, hubris and supremacy.
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You see, the Quran mentions that Muslims are the best people and nation raised for humanity and that they are superior to all non-Muslims and Islam is the supreme superior through one religion that is valid for every time and place.
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And we're here to prove them wrong. But first, welcome to the Gay Ali Baba Show. a polemic show where satire and cringe fight lunacy with logic, reason and facts.
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So let's get into destroying those sand
Scholarly Views on Bestiality in Islam
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niggers. Oh yeah. oh Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Very good. Oh yeah.
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That is a very good Muslim man. He's very strong. Oh yeah. I'm very proud of this brother. yeah
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We Muslims are superior and this is an act of superiority. Oh yes. Oh yeah. All right everybody. The first reason why Muslims fuck gods is because Islam ah allows it but indirectly.
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Let's explain this by quoting six famous well-renowned Muslim scholars. Number one, Ibn Abbas. He said there is no prescribed punishment for one who has sexual intercourse with an animal.
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So basically the absence of punishment makes it a-okay. Now number two, Imam Al Nawawi said if the penile head has penetrated an animal's vagina or its anus, then it is necessary to watch whether the animal being penetrated is alive or dead, young or old.
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So apparently, Muslims also fuck dead animals, not just live. So classy. Number three, Abu Bakr al-Khassani said, if a man had sexual intercourse with an animal, that will not make his pilgrimage void.
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Which means you can go to Mecca for both pilgrimage and fucking goats at the same time. It is kind of a two for one combo deal.
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Now, number four. Al-Mah Hassan bin Mansour Qadi Khan said Sex with animals, dead people and masturbation does not invalidate one's fast in the Ramadan or any other fast provided ejaculation does not occur.
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So here we can see that Muslims don't just fuck live and dead animals but they also have penchant for necrophilia.
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I mean, oh la di da, so fancy, so superior. Now, number five. Ruhallal Khamenei said If someone had sex with an animal that is meant for food, like a sheep, goat, cow or a camel, the penetrated animal must be killed and burned.
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If the person isn't the owner, they must pay the owner of the penetrated animal its value as a fine. However, if the pleasured animal is used for work or riding like a donkey, mule or a horse and not typically eaten, it should be moved to another place away from where the animal was penetrated and sold.
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The person who did the act gets the sale money but must pay a fine equal to the animal's value if he doesn't own the animal.
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The moral of what he's saying is always fuck your own animals, not others. Otherwise that's just rude. Also, you get to avoid paying for the animal in case you get caught fucking it. But here is the very sad thing.
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The animal is the one that is paying the price for what Muslims do. So a Muslim forced himself on an animal and the animal gets punished for it by getting killed and burned.
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Islam is just a shithole religion. Anyway, at last but not least, number six, and that is a very big one. An Egyptian female Muslim scholar, her name is Su'ad Saleh.
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She is one of the leading female scholars at Al-Azhar University. It is a prominent Sunni Islamic institution equivalent to, think of it as the Harvard or the Cambridge University.
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of Islamic studies in Muslim countries, in the Muslim world. And she holds a significant position, up having served as a professor of theology. She also appeared on Egyptian satellite TV shows giving a religious ruling.
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And she said directly and bluntly, sex with animals in Islam is permitted and many Muslim scholars have said i' said the same as well.
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Now, those six examples, with the exception of the female Muslim scholars, they don't flat out say Muslims can fuck goats or animals in general.
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But the way those Muslim scholars ramble about bestiality basically rolls out the red carpet for it. no real punishment, just a shrug or a slap on the wrist like it's an everyday hobby they chat about it so casually it is clear that they know that Muslims are hot for barnyard action plus they never equate it to having sex outside the marriage.
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Therefore, fucking an animal is not a sin like an adultery since it is just a human. The conclusion is, if Muslims were truly the superior pure bunch as they claim to be and they have never fucked any goat or any other animals or had any sexual desires toward animals, then their Muslim scholars wouldn't have even touched this topic at
Interpretation Challenges in Islamic Texts
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all. It is just common sense.
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If they talk about it, it means they are aware that it happens. I mean, dead animals, dead people, and that sort of thing. Now I'm sure that the peaceful, moderate, liberal Muslims are going to whine and say,
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Oh no! This is all misinterpretations. This is all out of context. oh You're doing this on purpose. You're twisting things.
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Because you hate Islam and Muslims. I know what you're doing. You're putting Islam in a very disgusting ugly light. ah The lack of punishment in Islam ah is the leniency.
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Leniency. It is not a permission to put your peepee in the goats, bum bum or vajayjay. Yeah, it addresses legal consequences, not morality.
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Oh, look at me, I say very clever things. And the one ah about washing your peepee after, you know, bestiality.
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It focuses on purification, not approval. it also focuses on the validity of acts of worship after bestiality. It is not a permission.
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And that Muslim scholar woman, she appeared on a different show and she apologized. She said sorry and she retracted her statement and she said it was misinformation. oh Also, there is a verse in the Quran that prohibits sex with animal.
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Chapter 23, Al-Mu'mineen. This is where you can find it. You see? I win, you lose.
Debates on Islamic Interpretations and Danger
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Well, let me burst their bubble with facts. There is no such thing as one true definitive context and interpretation in the Quran and the Prophet's Muhammad teachings.
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Over the centuries since is Islam's inception, The greatest Muslim scholars across various Muslim countries have offered countless and conflicting interpretations of both the Quran's and the Prophet's teachings.
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Muslims have never agreed upon one single unified understanding of their precious sacred text. And no single interpretation cancels or invalidates another.
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They are all valid and they are all co-exist according to their Islamic schools of thought or as they call it, jurisprudential schools. And this persistent disagreement makes Islam the most dangerous religion on the planet because according to those Islamic schools of thought, the difference of opinion among the schools of thought is a mercy for Muslims so they can pick and choose whatever context and interpretation that they like.
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Now I'm sure those Muslims are going to disagree and say You are wrong! Different interpretations of the Quran and the Prophet Muhammad teachings give them depth, makes them so deep they do not invalidate them oh That is not true either because the inability of Muslims to settle on one cohesive interpretation of the Quran and the Prophet's teaching proves that the Quran is man-made and cannot be the word of Allah.
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It repeatedly, mean, the qur'an repeatedly claims in four different chapters that it is clear that the Arabic word is Mubeen as in it is easy and direct to understand without any confusion or doubt which is a promise that clearly unravels under examination if Islam was truly the one timeless and superior religion for all humanity
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Its foundational text would not invite endless and contradictory and inconsistent interpretations. And finally, yeah about that female Muslim scholar.
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Let me break it down why her so-called apology was pure nonsense fake and a lie. To start with a Muslim woman becoming ah Muslim scholar is more rare than desert oasis because Islam is a man's world at the end of the day.
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She is under constant heat from male scholars picked apart just for being a woman. So in order for her to go on TV and declare that bestiality is allowed in Islam, she would have to be 100% sure.
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She would never risk anything like this because of the scrutiny she's always under for being a woman. Yet, The male scholars immediately immediately attacked and screamed, oh misinformation, oh she is wrong.
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However, not because she was off base, but because Muslim scholars across Muslim countries don't want regular people knowing what they what Islam truly permits.
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They are terrified that people might start questioning Islam and ditch it altogether. i mean, you know what? Here is yours truly the prime example.
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I had no idea that the Prophet Muhammad married and couldn't I consummated that marriage with a prepubescent 9 year old girl till I was 40, 5 years ago.
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During the time I started to leave Islam, but I didn't leave Islam for that reason. That's a whole different reason for a whole different story and in an episode. Anyway, I grew up in the heart of the Arabic Islamic Middle East.
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And no one ever mentions it or talks about it. We were taught the life and the history of the Prophet Muhammad in schools growing up and that part was always left out.
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And here's the thing, westerners they know more about the prophets underage marriage more than Muslims do. That's why there is saying among ex-Muslims that goes like this.
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What do Muslim terrorists and ex-Muslims aka apostates have in common? They both studied Islam thoroughly and deeply and understood it completely.
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The majority of them started to follow Islam accordingly and now they are called terrorists, extremists and radicals. The other minority, like me, they left Islam altogether.
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And regarding the verse in the Quran that they talk about, it actually does not mention directly in clear words, do not have sex with animals.
Islam's Perspective on Animal and Human Relations
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There are no verses at all in the Quran that says that. The verse emphasizes guarding chastity except with spouses or lawful partners, implying sexual relations are limited to humans in permissible context.
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Yes? So basically, this implication, it is just Muslim scholar guesswork. It is not Allah's decree. And once again, this implication is by different Muslim schools of thought and they all bicker together on their own different spin.
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But also, it is very important for you to know that the Quran prohibits so many things like drinking alcohol or eating pork. Yet, Muslim scholars come up with exceptions that do not exist in the Quran or the Prophet's teaching.
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So, yes, the Quran says do not drink alcohol. However, in Islam, alcohol in medicine is allowed like coughing syrup, okay? And eating pork is a big no-no.
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However, you can eat pork as much as you want if there are no other food sources or nutrition available. So if they are going to say that that verse of the Quran implies not having sex with animals Muslim scholars will always find an exception for it like we did in the six examples we talked about My point is The Quran's claim that Muslims are the best people and nation raised for humanity
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it' a
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The second reason why Muslims fuck gods, it is because of their screwed up mindset about animals straight from the pages of Islam aka the Quran and the Prophet's teaching.
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The Quran drills into their brains that animals are just dumb tools created to bow down and serve humans and just be subjected to them.
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So Muslims treat animals like they are totally emotionless, utterly brainless and completely incapable of thinking or feeling.
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Therefore, they feel free to do whatever they want to animals, including fucking them. Because hey, they are not human, therefore it is just a furry toilet paper they can use on this card.
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Now I'm sure that peaceful liberal moderate Muslims are going to whine and say...
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I am a peaceful Muslim. oh And what you're saying is bias, bias because... The Bible and the Torah, they both have the same mentality and attitude toward animals that they were created to be subjected in service of human beings. so why you're picking on Islam and the Quran and then you're not mentioning other religions?
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You're horrible, horrible caca.
00:20:54
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Here is the deal with Muslims. They are a pack of brain dead colossal idiots who are convinced that they are the sharpest and the smartest brains on this planet.
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However, their conceited delusion is one of the many reasons why they are very dangerous. But let me shut their wet fart mouth with cold hard truth.
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As we mentioned earlier, the Quran struts around claiming Islam is the ultimate, flawless, one true religion that is valid for every time and place, past, present and future.
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Hands down, no contest. It also says that the Prophet was sent as a mercy to all worlds. On top of that, that Shiddik head Prophet Muhammad bragged about being dispatched to the world to perfect good deeds, morals and characters as if he is the gold standards of virtue.
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But here is the rub. Muslims always drag Christianity and Judaism into these debates for support in order to prop Islam up and justify its madness.
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However, by doing that, they are basically admitting that their precious Quran is not better than any other religions. Because, come on never everybody, if Islam was truly superior,
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it would not need to be compared to anything else. beyond compare it is just simple math 1 plus 1 equals 2 moreover Christians and Jews all non-Muslims in general have evolved their mentality and attitude towards animal over the history of this planet not just because of science and studies but because they love to live with animals and have realized
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that humans and animals are part of the same ecosystem. We serve each other equally. They have woken up to the fact that animals have feelings and the same capacity of love as a human if not purer, purer, more pure and unconditional.
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Meanwhile, Muslims have not budged an inch. Sure, yes, there are and rare exceptions among the 1.9 billion Muslims on the planet, but those tiny handful bunch care about animal animals are seen as weird, mentally challenged and freaks by the majority of the other Muslims for giving crap about animals.
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Now I'm sure that the peaceful Muslims are going to screech like demented hyenas and say oh Well, if Christians and Jews are so evolved, then how come they invented animal porn? Oh, the horror!
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Also, they use science and advancement to produce commercial mass meat. They put animals in cages and pump them with hormones and antibiotics and feed them on corn.
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Non-GMO corn. And they make the cows and animals pregnant the whole time to keep producing milk. This is horrible.
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How would you explain that?
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That is a very fair point. But here is the comeback. Nobody is saying that it is fine for non-Muslims to fuck animals. It is all sick and wrong. From animal poor,
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to the way, to the disgusting way they mass produce meat. But there are plenty of non-Muslims are out there fighting like hell against this awful treatment.
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Yes, and they do that through solid organizations and advocacy. Meanwhile, there are no Muslim organizations that fight and advocate against that.
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And the very few animal welfare organizations inside Islamic countries, they are just for money laundering and everybody knows that. Also, unlike Muslims, none of those infidels involved in animal porn or mass meat production go around boasting that they are superior to everyone else and they never ever have weird desire.
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Muslims on the other hand, they swagger around bragging that they are noble and pure and they never ever have these weird desires and they try to shove their so-called perfection down everyone's throat while attacking anyone who dares to disagree.
Rationality and Stereotypes of Muslims
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Now, the third and final reason why Muslims fuck gods. Because Islam turns people into brain dead, drooling morons, void of all logic and reason.
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If they had a shred of critical thinking, they would never buy into Islam in the first place. Islam is a mind-wiping machine. Even that shit dickhead Prophet Muhammad said that questioning Allah is the devil's work, so you better shut up and never think twice.
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Bottom line is everybody, Muslims fuck goats because they are idiots and Islam is the one pulling their brains plug.
Community Engagement and Freedom of Speech
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Case closed. And now we have devout Muslim. A devout righteous Muslim. Not a peaceful Muslim. His name is Abdullah the Annihilator.
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And he's going to recite a poem that he wrote about fucking goats.
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We Muslims love goats with a savage raw need. Our cooks defile where the poor creatures bleed.
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We love goats with a sick lusty flame. Our twisted touch brings the little goats to shame.
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Molesting the herd till the goats Well, in fright, their innocence fades in the cruel, lustful night.
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