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Speaker: What is going on, everybody? Welcome to a brand new episode of Nonsense School Nonsense. Hopefully you guys are having a good weekend. Happy early Zombie Jesus Day, if you would. I'm good, as always. We got Jeff hanging out in the backstage area. We'll bring him up here in just a second. If you guys are not already,
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Speaker: And most importantly, well not most importantly, just last but not least, you guys can email us if you'd like to email us at nonsense go nonsense podcast at gmail .com. Whatever you want to email us or if you want to use that email to get into our starting five and you want to submit your own list. We do have a brand new starting five tonight. It's our favorite movies. So you still got time to get your list in camera. What's going on? There's also a webpage apparently that you can only get to as long as you have an invite.
Speaker: You can't go to it any other way. So, I don't know the, and that website has all of our links and locations and all that jazz there. I think Jeffrey put it down in the comments.
Speaker: but apparently you can't get there by a normal web browser. What is that? The reason why that's like that is because it's free. Good job. Create a website. Nobody can use it. No, you can use it. You go to the link that's in our Facebook page. It'll take you right to it. There's a link to send you back to the Facebook page. But there's also your TikTok. You got to go to the page. Our team's web page.
Speaker: TikTok, sorry, Instagram, YouTube, everything's there where you can find it. And there is a link to the merchandise store. And I don't know if you saw it, but I didn't even realize it until I saw it yesterday. But episode 14 t -shirt is up and going. I did see that and I thought I told you and I thought we made it very clear that we were not putting swear words on our shirts.
Speaker: I know, but it looked, it looked, I might change it, but it looked weird not happening. I might just take the UCK off. Fuck is this guy doing? This is his anti -white people symbol. This is Naruto. Fucking Naruto.
Speaker: Holy shit, last night we had a blast. What's going on? We met off yesterday. Fuck you and your haircut. What's going on? Fuck you and your no hair having ass. Milk done looking motherfucker. That's right. Gave Mikey, shut up. Gave Mikey. No, that was Mike and he's not with us anymore.
Speaker: Wow Oh we went live last night for what like three hours
Speaker: And just kind of shot the shit. It was weak. I didn't even have any notifications. Are you sure you guys were loved? That's because you were busy with your womans. So we didn't bother. Yeah, but I still get notifications every time Tony goes live. Oh, no. It went on mine. I went live. Yeah, he went live. Oh, yeah. I don't follow your ETS. Yeah, I know. Go figure.
Speaker: I don't, wait a minute, am I? I should be following you. Oh, you know what? You know what? No, I don't know that I ever followed this account, to be honest with you. Oh, nice. I should have though. I should have though. I thought you did. Oh God, no, I didn't. I am now. Hey, congratulations. You got yourself a new subscriber. Look at that.
Speaker: Hey, this motherfucker, right here, right here, you see that? Sit and spin off. No, in all seriousness, we went, we had, it was me, Elliot came up there, Brian came up, and Jay came up, and all different times, of course. Jay did good. Jay actually behaved himself, I was kind of impressed. He knows how to behave himself from time to time.
Speaker: Jeffrey, what are you drinking? You are always drinking, man. I am drinking. These are called Ampers. Oh, okay. Is that that monster, that fake monster? Yeah, well, they only call the book. Your heart is going to explode. You need to chill out. You are all the time drinking those damn things. That's what he needs is to go to sleep. I did sleep. I would have been at like four. I was up at six. Thank you. You didn't sleep two hours.
Speaker: What is on your shirt? I got it. I got it. Oh, it actually says nonsense. Nonsense. I saw it. I was like, hell yeah. I was trying to see if this goofy bastard could have a shirt made by one of the street vendors. I literally was walking through the store, and I saw that shirt, and I was like, oh, must have. Nice. So I was like, yeah, that goes with the theme.
Speaker: I went to go get groceries like I do every weekend and I was like cutting through the shirt section and the shirt is literally hanging up on the wall. The last one they had, I was like, you're going home with me. So I figured I'd wear it tonight. Last one in the child section, the little boy section. Well, oddly enough, it's a medium. It was an adult section, so fuck you.
Speaker: in the boys section, the teenager, the teenage boys section. But yeah, we kind of, we were all over the place last night, but we had fun. That's how it's supposed to be. What's going on, Cam? Thank you. We proved that even though we disagree, you can still get along and have a civil conversation. shenanigans last night. Oh, it was, it was, I titled it, I titled it top fuckery.
Speaker: I titled it Tom Fuckery because we were all over the joint. Fucking awesome. That's usually how it goes. I mean, that's just in general. When you actually have people that get along, that's all you really ever do. You're just all over the place having fun and fucking around. Well, yeah, I mean. Hey, Joe, what's going on, buddy? We got political. We got educational. I just got pushed out. We sort of do.
Speaker: Who cut you out? I called Tony motherfucker like 14 times. That's the custom out there, because he said Mr. Obama was a man. I just said, fuck you. He's not around. We brought up the point that Ms. Joan Rivers said that, and two months later, she did. That's why I told her mother, you shit. There's been these numbers. Yo, what's going on, Joe? Who's can I play Fortnite with?
Speaker: That's crazy savage. That's one of Jeff's kid's friends. Oh, yeah, there he is. That's a, yeah, he's a, Kevin and Jeff on playing Fort Wayne. They've been playing all the time. So I guess they're playing right now. I mean, Jeff's not wrong in that statement about Michelle Obama, so.
Speaker: Oh, we got into a whole discussion about it last night. It was hilarious. At that point, when we got into that, for like a good 30 minutes, it was just Tony and me talking about that. And we were like, yeah, we're on the list now. Unfucking believe it. And then we had fun. And we discussed the fact that, you know, even though
Speaker: playing online all day is a it's the best alibi and the fact that you're not out doing something stupid. Exactly. Getting yourself in trouble. What do you need an alibi for though? In general. Well if you're accused of something. Oh okay like you're talking about it's like somebody was like oh no he did this I was live motherfucker. I was live.
Speaker: I'm glad you guys found all that free time to go live last night for three hours and still can't seem to do any promoting for the broadcast or anything like that. Motherfucker, I promoted, I sent out like 35 fucking posts. Okay, sure. Before that... You're like, send me the link. Motherfucker, the link is in Facebook. Go to Facebook and fucking share the goddamn Facebook link. I know, I got the notification on Facebook and I shared it out to like 35 places. Cameron shared it out like crazy too.
Speaker: I asked him to share it out. I asked him to share it out. He was like, all my friends are already following the show. And I'm like, no, just post it into like all the pages you follow. I know you follow a shit ton of pages. Just post it in there. Oh, yeah. I did three hour broadcast early enough. I shouted out.
Speaker: I did three hours of prints. And trust me, I saw that. I saw that. I was watching before. That's what I was saying. You did three hours of prints? I played prints videos for three hours. And let me tell you, I wasn't even done. I'm like, this is crazy.
Speaker: Okay, let me take a break Jesus, I mean I did and I pulled out some good shit I pulled out some good shit. I stopped that diamonds and pearls now how much music does he have after diamonds and pearls? Yeah, I'm not gonna hate on Prince I Don't want to say that I'm not a fan. You're a fan
Speaker: You don't like every song, but you're a fan. I don't like many songs. That's the thing. You don't have to. I don't like a lot of his music, but shit. I like a small handful, but I like his. I played the songs that I knew in the next three albums. I didn't even play whole albums. I just did videos and songs, songs that were really nice. But even some of the popular songs that everybody likes, I don't really care for. I appreciate him as an artist. Based on what I saw, I could do another check.
Speaker: Yeah, but that's a lot. I appreciate him as an artist, much like, you know, he much like, you know, Dave Grohl. Dave Grohl plays every instrument. And a lot of times when he's a lead singer, the Foo Fighters, he was the drummer for Nirvana. Yeah. And a lot of times when the Foo Fighters record an album, it's just him in the studio. Yeah. He plays like when you listen to Foo Fighters album, the only person you hear playing an instrument is Dave Grohl.
Speaker: you know, when they go on tour, it's a different thing, but yeah, it doesn't need band mates. He has them for technicalities. So when he wants to go, it has been, I've noticed that it has been, that's because everybody got their panties, everybody's got their panties up in a bunch and they're going to Twitter. Well, now they'll all be back now because you know, you notice which side a lot of the people that have left
Speaker: to go to Twitter, which side they lean on. And since Elon Musk is trying to buy Twitter and make it a - They're running back. 100%. Everybody can do free speech. We're not banning people because they don't agree with you. Everybody's running away from Twitter. Did you watch that TED talk? No, don't watch. I saw, I saw, I didn't watch the whole thing. It puts me to sleep.
Speaker: Well, his voice puts me to sleep. No, but the first thing Elon says is like, he's like, so this is Ted talk. Did you guys see the movie Ted? He's like with the little bear. He pretty much said that, um, he said, you know, if they reject him, he's got a plan B. You know, almost.
Speaker: Oh, of course. Well, see, what they're trying to do, what they're talking to do is about taking a, it's called a, they're going to dilute the stock. So to put that in context, if you have a million shares of stock that cost 45 bucks a piece, or say it costs 10 bucks a piece, okay, so you dilute the stock, you add another million in stock, well, each one of the stocks become five bucks a piece.
Speaker: including the original movie. So it deludes it, but here's the problem. They just made it cheaper for Dude to buy it, and he's already offered 50 % more than what it's already worth. And if they don't accept, they pretty much, they almost have to accept or else there will be lawsuits for not fulfilling their producing jobs. So they're gonna play a legal game with it, and all he's gotta do is start his own app.
Speaker: Yeah, but it comes down to if Tony, Tony, what would you rather do? Go buy yourself a brand new car or build one? Probably build one. I hang around you now. I probably have one built. No, no. Okay. Understood.
Speaker: I'm going to say it right now. Do not admit that out in person outside of this. No, but here's, here's the thing. That's only going to hurt you. We're going to, we're going to expand the brand. Jeff, I'm going to cut you. We're going to expand the brand. All right. Let's be clear. If he makes his own cars, we need to make a sequel for me to speak at the first one was trash.
Speaker: Actually, I just watched a guy that's, what is this for? I'll fix it later. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. How about instead of creating another franchise about cars, they stop the one that's already in production and continues to make movie after movie after movie after movie after movie after movie? If they make a billion dollars a movie, you can shut the fuck up.
Speaker: It's people like you is why people don't listen to you You don't have the rock in eight films we get it he's gonna be the rock and he's gonna beat people up
Speaker: Here's the problem with movies like Need for Speed. Need for Speed was a bad movie. It was a terrible movie. However, if you get car guys behind it, like in the production, it would be 10 times better. Because what you're seeing is unrealistic. But they may car specifically for their movie. It was a good job. Because Fast and the Furious is so realistic? No.
Speaker: Wasn't Tyrese driving a car in space? Once again, once again. No, he flew the car. Shut up. He flew it. Yeah, either way. That's not as realistic as Tyrese being a tough guy. No, OK. Here's the problem I have with the Fast and Furious. The cars did realistic things, with the exception of the floor falling out and damaged a manifold. Guess what's going on? Get into that.
Speaker: Well, yeah, the first two movies, the cars were, it was fairly realistic, fairly accurate. With the exception of, if you do a wheelie, you're not going to get smoked from the tires. You want to talk about making my head explode. The problem with movies like that is, what other option do you have as a car guy for watching a car movie?
Speaker: There are plenty of television. There are plenty of television shows. No. If you are that obsessed with cars, you need help. Then I need help. Yeah, because there are a fuck -ton of television shows out there dedicated to cars. Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, dude, I'm watching like nine different YouTube channels that are nothing but building cars. Exactly. And I keep up with every other stuff.
Speaker: I'm watching a guy build a 65 Mustang Fastback mid -engine. And here's what's the kicker of that. The chassis he's using is from Need for Speed. They made the cars for that movie. Yeah, well, the chassis are actually made by their kit car company, and you put your own body on it, and they put a Bugatti body on this one.
Speaker: Because, you know, who's going to destroy a million dollar fucking car for a movie? Jay -Z and Kanye. I was going to say, I don't know if you see that guy that stole that Tesla and completely destroyed it when he hit that hill off of California. Once again, he didn't pay for it. No, he didn't pay for it. What I'm saying is, it's like, I mean, it's fascinating to see like the engineering that goes into that.
Speaker: into making a car that's, it was six inches too wide and four inches too short. And he's reworked the whole fucking thing. And he just got the body on it. I just watched the episode. He just got episode five. He just got the body on it. It looks fucking amazing. It's got an LS in the back, which I'm fighting for. The first two Fast and Furious movies were okay. But they have beat this horse to death.
Speaker: You're done. Stop. Okay, here's the thing, though. As a car guy, I will always watch the Fast and Furious new one. Here's why. Once again, it's not about the fucking movie, it's about the cars that's in it. Alright, see, that in itself is an issue. That in itself is an issue as a regular product. Let me put it in your terms. I love football, but I'm going to watch every single football movie that comes out. No, okay, but let me put it... I'm not going to swear to them about the greatest thing I've ever made.
Speaker: Let me put it into your terms. Have you seen the Browns win? Have I seen what? The Browns win. Have I seen the Browns win? Have I seen the Browns win a game? Yeah. Yeah. We'll see them win in a long time. OK. OK. OK. Have you seen them lose? Yeah. I've seen them lose a lot. Why do you keep watching? Same reason I watch car movies. Because I want to see it. Just like you want to see what happens at the game.
Speaker: Yeah, but watching a live football game, as opposed to watching a movie you've seen a hundred times, you know what's going to happen. You don't know what's going to happen. That's what I'm talking about seeing the next one. That you can compare, you can compare your, like the car shows where they're building cars or top gear or whatever like that. I understand that. That's, you know, or, you know, whatever. I'm not saying, I'm not saying rewatch. I'm not saying rewatch Fast and Furious. I'm talking about if they make another one, I'm going to see it.
Speaker: I may not rush out to see it, but I'm going to see it. That's why they know they're going to make their money. Yeah, that's the same as, okay, like any given Sunday. I loved any giving Sunday. But if they made a second one and it was mediocre, eh, I'll watch it.
Speaker: But then if they make eight more movies after it any given Sunday and they're all trash and they just get so far fetched. This is the greatest franchise of all time because I'm a football. I never said they were the greatest. The problem is when it comes to carbon, that's what I keep trying to say. It is the only franchise that at least sticks to a somewhat outside of the, outside of the first two, maybe Tokyo drift,
Speaker: It's so far fetched and unrealistic what those cars do. Actually, Tokyo Drift is almost the most realistic out of all of those. I've only seen bits and pieces of Tokyo Drift. That's why I said maybe Tokyo Drift. In Tokyo Drift, when you do slides, cars sideways up that circular ramp, that was practically done.
Speaker: Oh, I've seen people do drifts like that. No, but I mean, that's, I mean... Do some wild drifts and stuff like that. You did it on first try, no less. Yeah. But, this is what I'm saying. You did it on first try. So, comparing a movie franchise to a weekly live event is really not the same thing. It's not even comparison. Because you don't know what's going to happen from week to week.
Speaker: No, but that's what I'm saying about a new episode in said franchise. I think it's safe to say that we can all guesstimate what's going to happen. There's not much more they can do. They've already driven a Fierro in space. You know, out of all the cars, don't you think a Fierro
Speaker: I think the Fiero would be the most realistic one that could possibly go to space without having anything done to it, yes. With the exception of the fact that Fiero is one of the worst vehicles ever made, the original concept for the Fiero was way better. It was mostly a rear -wheel drive, high -performance V6, and they couldn't afford it. Oh, speaking of cars. Yeah, go ahead. I think I know what I would trade my car in for.
Speaker: Uh -oh, what are you getting? I've seen it the other day. I was killing time Monday because we had time to kill before like all Austin's cheerleading stuff that she had. Right? That's what you're doing.
Speaker: And so I went up to the Chevy. I got Tony. He's like, here come away from the hand and comes whacking in. So what do you look at? Hey, Jody, they have the Chevy Colorado. I really like it. No, it's not. No, actually, they're the one that I look at. It's not. It's not too small. I saw there was a quad cab.
Speaker: It's a quad cap. It was the FR -2, FR -S, whatever it was. Yeah, it's a guy based on it. It was a quad cap, 4x4, a little bit of lift on it. Well, no, that's a different body style. Now, they do have the Z71s, which look a little bit different. And then they've also got an SR -2, which I've seen today with Jody and I around. Yeah, the SR -2 is like the performance package.
Speaker: Yeah, the FR, the FR -S or FR -2 or whatever is like the off -road package. So it's lifted. But I'll tell you what, I was looking at them. They had a couple of different ones there and I was like, it's not a big full size fuck off truck. And their V6s? Their V6s still get decent gas mileage. Uh, you know, obviously not as good as my cruise plus it's a truck. And I'm like, and I only owe,
Speaker: Basically, from what I owe and what my car is worth, I can get double what I owe for my car. Yeah. Well, as far as I'm right now, now is the time to sell your car because you're going to get top off. And for whatever reason, my car is in high demand. So I figured if you pay it off, take the other half, drop it on a down payment on one of those trucks, maybe I can get my payment so about the same as what my car payment is. And I don't think I'm going to get a brand new Colorado. I was looking at an 18 or a 19.
Speaker: My car is a 17. I just want to get something a little bit newer than my car. But I was looking at an 18 or a 19 and they are sharp. What color are you looking at? I want either a black or a blue one. I looked at a blue one yesterday. One of the neighbors over here, he's got one of the blue ones. Now his is a 20. And that thing is sharp. Oh man. The blue is a pretty sharp one. But if I can't get black or blue, I'll get silver. Like my cruise that I have now.
Speaker: Right. Well, we were talking about that last night. Tony was asking, what's a decent vehicle to have that's under, what did you say, like 30 grand? And I brought up your cruise. Oh, yeah. And he was like, oh, no, I'm too big. I said, if Chris fits in the motherfucker, you can fit in it. And that's it. We had this conversation once before, Tony. That is the great thing that Chevy does with all their vehicles. When I first looked at my cruise, I was like, there's no way in hell I'm going to fit in that son of a bitch.
Speaker: Until I got into it, there, there was a lot of room and the kids sit like the Austin can sit behind me in the back seat and still be comfortable. Yeah. Austin is tall. Yeah. Austin is tall because, uh, like when you get into the car, when you get into the car, Austin's like,
Speaker: five, six, five, seven, just call for a girl. She's called for a 16 year old girl. So, but like when you get into the car where the pedals, yeah, where the pedals and stuff are your floor actually kind of goes.
Speaker: farther back up underneath. It dips down. Yeah, it goes up. So you've got a lot of layering. So you could definitely, I'm about the same size as you. I might be a little bit bigger weight -wise than you. Weight -wise, you're bigger than me. Height -wise, you're the same, yeah. Yeah, so you'll fit. That's what I said, right? And it's a really comfortable. And I said the same thing. Tony's got that eight malibu. Yeah. And it's the beautiful one. I said the same thing about my malibu. I had an 08 Malibu that I bought brand new, an 08. Well, my malibu is massive.
Speaker: When I first bought it, I was like, I'm going to be too big to get in this damn thing. And then I sat down on it and got my seat adjusted and it's comfortable. You know, there's a four door Malibu and like that cruise is a four door. So, you know, I was like, yeah, Chevy, that's, that's one of the big things. Like, like we had, we had a Dodge journey where, and I hated it. It was the most uncomfortable.
Speaker: Well, it wasn't, no, it was great vehicle, don't get me wrong. I just hated it because I couldn't get comfortable with it. Like if you were to buy a used one, I would never recommend the Journey because every one of them have fucking issues. Yeah, we never had any issues with ours. I just couldn't get comfortable with it. Right. It was, it was, it was, it was an SUV, but it was so cramped. I couldn't get comfortable with it. It literally looks like a, it literally looks like a standard wagon that's been lifted.
Speaker: Pretty much. I almost wouldn't call it, it's almost, you know what it looks like? It looks like a minivan that's trying to be - Well, it's a crossover. It's a crossover. Right. So it's a minivan SUV thing. And I've, you know, some Ford cars, like, you know, I've had buddies of mine that had Ford cars, and they're the same way. You can't get comfortable. Now the Ford SUVs and the Ford trucks, yeah, they're big as fuck. Yeah, they're massive.
Speaker: But they're cars now, but Chevy does a good job on their cars and I've owned two of them. The thing I have an issue with when it comes to vehicles, you know, I can fit in any vehicle, it doesn't matter, because I can fit in the fucking glove box and both of these. But when it comes to build quality, Dodge is pretty much shit for build quality.
Speaker: Well, you'd think after all these years, dogs could build a transmission and they still can't figure out how to make a transmission that's worth a god damn. Four... Four things made out of plastic and aluminum. Yeah, well, Ford is... Well, I don't know if that's accurate, I'm just... Ford's build quality and Chevy's build quality are pretty close to each other, but I... Ford's biggest problem... Ford's biggest problem, because as a guy who's owned both multiple vehicles, both Chevy and Ford,
Speaker: Ford's biggest problem is that their bodies don't hold up. Their bodies don't last and their parts are twice as expensive. I looked at a Ford Explorer, I looked at a brand new Ford Explorer when I was looking at getting a Traverse. Basically the same type of SUV, same size, everything like that. Ford wanted $30 ,000 more for a brand new Explorer.
Speaker: than a traverse. I was like, you are out of your fucking mind. I was telling you last night, the new blazer is fucking gorgeous inside and out. Jody's got an SUV. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is, but it's actually pretty comfy, pretty roomy. It's not a big SUV. The new blazer's not gorgeous. Baby, what is your, what do you have? No, the blazers aren't very big, but they're nice.
Speaker: They're not Blazers from the 90s. Well, it's the same thing with the Broncos. They're like twice the size. Now, I have stated several times that I do not like the new Broncos. But there are a couple of different packages. And there is a sports package. There's like 30 different packages. There is a sports off -road package for one of the new Broncos. Ahanda CRV. Ahanda CRV. Thanks, baby. Ahanda CRV. You sure?
Speaker: I'm not saying anything. No, I'm asking. She's tiny. She's tiny. I'll say it. I didn't say it. I didn't say it. She can't hit me. Me is actually not a bad vehicle, no matter what size you are. Because my neighbor has one. Don't taste me, bro. What year is your CRZ? It's brand new, I believe.
Speaker: OK, yeah, they're actually the new one actually bigger than the older ones. No, it's nice. I like it. It's comfortable. It's how they're sitting and riding. I shit on Honda's lot, but they make a damn fine vehicle. You're crazy talking about a good problem. I just can't pull it off. You're crazy talking about a good problem. I can't pull it off. I can't look cool getting out of a fucking Honda. What the hell do you think you're going to get out of that you're going to look cool? There's nothing out there that's going to make you look cool. Fuck you, Jeff.
Speaker: See I asked you said she was that's why you're cussed out I Wouldn't say I wouldn't say she's I mean she's shorter than me obviously
Speaker: Just leave it at that so you don't start looking over. But I wouldn't say she's short. Stop talking. She's taller than Jeff. Good comeback. Good comeback. Way to earn points. She did lose the bet. I am able to get one arm around her. All the way around her. Keep on. That was a...
Speaker: She's currently up there checking her battery and her taser, making sure it's loaded. She's loading a cartridge and everything. It's a little out of my brain. Taser, taser, taser. Why click? I would have to wait another six months to get one of my cars that I want. Hey, you're taller. I have two seats. I don't even want the big one. I want the, I want the, I just want a regular charger.
Speaker: You're still not going to look cool getting out of it. I don't want that. I don't know. Fucking Avenger. No, no. I want to be an Avenger. No, the Dodge Avengers is goofy looking. Oh, that like the special needs version of the Charger. No, no, no, no, no. No, it's like it's about the size of a fucking mallard. I know what it is. It's like a small Charger.
Speaker: It's like a mini charger. Yeah, it's a V6 version. But like, I want a challenger, but I don't need the Hellcat. I don't even need the 392. A V6, just so I have that body style. But right now, they're just so expensive right now. It's just a cabinet. I mean, no, I like the challengers. I like the chargers. I like the new sports cars.
Speaker: I'm not a sports car guy and it's been so long since I've had a truck and I want a truck. That's the same thing with me is like, I, I can, I, I need it. I don't need it. I want it so bad. I can feel it. I can feel me sitting in the vehicle. Well, I mean, my thing is like Colorado only got like a four or five foot better.
Speaker: She doesn't have any projects for me. I just she has stuff she wants done and
Speaker: given time that I just do it because she won't ask me to do it because she's like you don't have to look at like yeah like last night I got down here she wasn't here to stop the video are you walking around the house
Speaker: He's like, see what I can do when I see it's done, it's bothering me. I feel like, oh, she needs it, it is. What had happened was, what had happened was that I was looking for something because her screen door didn't work, like the track didn't work, and all that was all jacked up. So I took the screen door all apart, or all off, and I cleaned the track in, and I adjusted everything. I put it on and that motherfucker slides like a charm, baby. And then the screen got popped out. Yeah, the screen was popped out, so she didn't know. So I was looking for something.
Speaker: And when I opened the drawer and when I did, the handle was loose on it. I was like, no, no, no. So I literally, I literally, because my OCD kicked it, I literally went through the entire house and she had candles on the cabinets that she hadn't even noticed that were literally about to fall off.
Speaker: Like they were just barely hanging, so I tightened everything up for her. Got all that done. I fixed the screen door. Her kitchen window wasn't open and closing, right? So I took it out. Every drawer is open. What are you doing? Screwdriver in one hand, beer in the other hand. What are you doing?
Speaker: Can we fix it? Yes, we can. She's like, why does this refrigerator door open the opposite direction now? I got bored. Don't worry, this is more energy efficient. It's more convenient. That's the one thing I was telling my wife. She's like, you don't need a truck. I said, well, you're right, but you're also wrong because
Speaker: like even just building the wall around the backyard. I wouldn't close the backyard completely. I have to go get blocked. Well, I could go get blocked and just slowly do it myself on a weekend, on weekends, or we'll pay somebody 10 times as much to do it. Yeah, I'll do it myself. But, yeah, exactly. But in my defense, in my defense about doing like all this little stuff around here, Jody said her screen door didn't work. You know what her answer was? I'll call somebody.
Speaker: I'm going to go buy a new screen door. Yeah. Oh, why those? I don't know why. There's nothing wrong with it. It just needed. It just needed a fix. Don't open it because it was not. It was nice up here yesterday. So she's like, when you get there, if you want to open the windows, go ahead and open the windows. Listen, you know, it's pressure in the house because I like having the windows open. She's like, but don't open the window in the kitchen above the sink. And I was like, wow, what's wrong with it? I was like, it doesn't close, right? So I came when I got, I opened it and I was like, Oh, okay.
Speaker: Take this bitch out. I took the window out. It wasn't put back on the track properly. So I put it right back in
Speaker: I'm a man. My wife, my wife. These hands, baby. My wife. Not looking at these hands, fix things, but they can love on you too and take care of you. Occasionally, my wife will, will, her inner monologue will turn off as I'm fixing something. Alright. And you'll just hear her under her breath. That's a man. She said it one day and I was like, what the fuck was that? She's normally, she's normally looking out the window at somebody who's a, who's a full size man. Damn.
Speaker: Well, Jeff and I, Jeff and I have both been in construction for most of our lives. So, you know, I know how to do all that stuff and why go buy something brand new or why hire somebody when I can do it? Well, that's, that's my thing. It's like, my wife was like, you're making all this money.
Speaker: We can hire somebody. I'm like, where's the fun in that? She's like, it's not supposed to be fun. I said, no. Well, yeah. I said, this is a reason for me to sit around and drink beer for 12 hours, though. Yeah. I wasn't drinking. Yeah. I wasn't drinking last night. I was just, I just.
Speaker: I knew that there was stuff around here that needed to be done. Oh, I also fixed your curtain rod above your door too, baby. You didn't know about that. No, you did. I also, I also, I would easily say I have like $500 worth of tools that I never get to use. So it's like I paid for this stuff. I might as well use it. Yeah.
Speaker: I fixed your curtain round above your sliding door, too. And as my father used to say, every time he would buy a new tool or a new classic car or something like that, it's just a toy. And he who dies with most toys wins. And I'm planning on winning. So by fixing stuff around the house, it gives me a reason to go buy more toys. He's in trouble. And I was asking, there we go. It just froze up and refreshed.
Speaker: That's what I thought. So I was asking Jody if we all froze up or if it was just you guys. Yeah, save money. Why? She just won't ever ask you to do anything. Well, she feels bad. And Jody, you got to remember, he's a man. You got to tell him what to do or he'll just, he'll do it wrong. John, tell me what to do. I'll do it right. I know you will eventually.
Speaker: I do it right the first time. Hey, what's going on? No, no, no, no. There's a difference. There's a difference between doing it right and doing it the way she wants it done. She wants it done a certain way. That's the way it has to be done. If you don't do it like that, it's wrong.
Speaker: All she wanted was her screen door to work properly. I even fixed her pantry door because when I was walking around looking at stuff, I see her pantry door was all like, it was like, it's like double doors into her pantry. So they were like, they were sitting like this and I was like,
Speaker: Don't, don't leave him alone, don't touch him. I can't, he must mix. No, no, no, no, no, but I built that fucking kitchen. I did the same thing. I spent four hours adjusting doors. My wife's like, they close, right? I'm like, but they're not aligned. She's like, do they close? I'm like, of course I close. She's like, I didn't even know anything was wrong with my pantry door.
Speaker: I was like, well, there wasn't anything wrong with it. It was driving me crazy. And then all the screws on every hinge was loose. Builder OCD. That's what that is. It's called Builder OCD. It is. At the end of the day, if somebody walks into the house, and she's fixed. Oh, who fixed that? Oh, that was Chris. That was me. That was me. I didn't.
Speaker: Yes, just so you know. It hasn't been a ride. It has the fact that my name is on this motherfucker. That's not even that. But like I said, I know she won't ask me. And she'll say stuff and it's like, I'll do it. Good Lord. I want you to think we have to do it. Wrap around your finger. Give him some. Give him some. I don't know if she's listening. She's wandering around the kitchen right now.
Speaker: She's jiggling all her handles. She's making sure. She's like, what? Chris, you missed one!
Speaker: She's loosening them. She's going to come out here and close my laptop or she's going to go, you missed a handle. This is what podcast is over. Random screws just leave it on the floor. She has to go to work tomorrow. So what she's doing, she's going to wake up at two o 'clock in the morning and loosen a bunch of stuff and go, hey, by the way, you missed a couple.
Speaker: You're 100 % right. You are 100 % right. We put a dresser together today for a daughter. And I've never put anything together by Ikea or anything like that. I put a lot of furniture and stuff together, but nothing. And there was all kinds of extra pieces.
Speaker: Yeah, there was all kinds of extra pieces. They give you, like, for instance, if you need 10 screws, they'll give you 15. I was like, what are all these things? I don't read directions when it comes to IKEA, because fuck that. I can build it better. Ah, did you hear that? She got on me because I wasn't reading the directions. No, first thing, here, I'm gonna tell you right now. I'll give you the best way to build IKEA. Open up the box, take the instructions, light them on fire, and build your fucking cell. I wasn't reading the instructions, I was just,
Speaker: putting it together and she was like, that's not what we're doing right now. Wait, wait. My wife and I bought one thing, Akia, and she got pissed because I jumped ahead of the instruction. I thought she had done really good. It's like the loser's convention.
Speaker: On top of that, IKEA uses like Particle Boy. A lot of companies do. A lot of companies do, but I was kind of surprised because... Anymore, she just says, we need something here. Go to Home Depot, buy the wood, build it yourself. Yeah, I was kind of surprised. Like I said, I've never bought anything from IKEA myself.
Speaker: I've never put anything together by Ikea, but I was impressed. It's a sturdy ass dresser. Like it's, it's a stout fucking dresser. I was like, damn. Well, here's the question. What was your windows on your computer? I don't know. He's, he's glitching out so bad. You're glitching again. You're glitching. It's that damn booster.
Speaker: The kids on the Wi -Fi. You got to turn the computer off once a day. Got there and karate chop the kids. Yeah. It's really nice. It's really nice. And it doesn't sound like Ikea's. Oh, Jesus. We heard that. This is Michael. Yeah.
Speaker: It doesn't sound like IKEA is super expensive, I guess. I don't know. But. No, they're actually not badly priced. The problem is like, did they give you the little wooden anchors that go from one piece to another? No, they're wooden pegs. And then you have the screws and stuff like that. If you don't glue those in, it'll get loose.
Speaker: Right, but if you don't glue in the wood pegs, it will come loose. You don't screw it, man. You don't have to, but it does help for long term. Or fuck that, you just go buy some wood on Bebo and build your fucking damself. Well, one day when I have a wood shop, then I'll do that. Because if I build something, it's... You don't need a wood shop. I have seen a lot of stuff you've built, and sometimes that makes me
Speaker: I'm just glad you guys don't have OSHA in Mexico. Oh no, I would never get anything passed by OSHA, but my shit lasts. My shit lasts. Like I said, I have that. Don't even remind me one day to show you my table salt.
Speaker: Tony, do not ever, do not, don't, do not ever look at that table saw because you will be guilty by association if anything happens to him. I'm already gonna face that charge. But this motherfucker, this motherfucker slips in the grass and he's wearing his flip flops, using it and he kills himself. Somehow I'm gonna catch a charge because I know about it and I've seen it multiple times. The fucker is only about a foot and a half tall.
Speaker: Yeah. So he has to lean over it. It doesn't have a power switch. His son has to stand there and plug it in and unplug it when he's done. Looking like down periscope with the electrician. Yeah. I would say I'm just above that. And how old is Kevin? 10.
Speaker: 10. The attention span of most 10 -year -olds are, what, about 2 .13 seconds? Yeah. So Jeff's. What's going on, Eleanor?
Speaker: Fucking so yeah Jeff fault and he used his flip -flops and he has to bend over it because of some bitches only a foot off the ground on a table saw Yeah, you're going while he's in his high yard. So if he slips and falls one day and falls just first on his plane Can't listen to you looking at watching the grass grow in the neighbor's yard not even realize it So it's gonna look like a damn seen -out Texas chainsaw master race because as I'm cutting something I'm like cut it off and
Speaker: And didn't you and didn't you when you when you put when you when you redid your your kitchen and you put all the cabinets and stuff in there use like four inch screws and then took like a like a bandsaw or a sawzall or some shit or a grinder because you
Speaker: The screws hung out this far behind the cabinets. So Jeff went underneath the cabinets and was using this grinder to grind the screws down. How's the extra screws? Sparks were flying everywhere. There's sawdust all over his kitchen. Thank God his house was completely concrete from the floor to the roof. Because he's in there and he's sending me video. He's like, look what I'm doing. Sparks are flying everywhere. It's like, you're going to catch every damn thing on fire. And you're inside the cabinet. You're dead. Right next to the gas line.
Speaker: No, you know, it looks dangerous, but it all comes down to, Chris, how many times have you done something going, I know how to do this. I don't need to follow OSHA instructions. No, no, no, no. Don't lie. Knowing how to do something and doing it the wrong way because you know you can do it that way.
Speaker: And you know you can do it faster than that. It's my speed. It does not make it safe. It does not make it safe. It's still dangerous any way you look at it. I never said it was safe. You cannot twist it. You can't twist it and turn it to make it sound safe in any way, shape, or form. First of all, Jeffrey, I have worked around you with power tools. Even if you use a power tool safely or the proper way, it's still not safe to be around you when you use a power tool. Listen here, pressure washer boy. Listen here, pressure washer boy. Let's sue Vince in the head with a fucking pressure washer. That's a good idea.
Speaker: Well, he shouldn't have moved. Did anyone ever get hurt from me using power tools? He didn't get hurt. That would be no. He didn't get hurt. The dude still got a scar on his forehead 20 years later. He still has a permanent Nike shoes. He still has a Nike shoes on his fucking forehead. But how many people in that class did I shoot their hard hat off with that pressure washer with no problem?
Speaker: No? Yeah. Everybody else was fine. So it's not my fault that Vince got a Nike check on his forehead. That's his fault. He zigged when he should've zagged. Look, we got this pressure washer when we was in high school. It had a zero tip on it. You could cut a four by four. A four by four piece of wood. You could cut it in half. A clean cut. And I shot old boy right in the freaking head with it. We would shoot each other's hard hats off with it.
Speaker: Yeah, you could give it a quick pull, and it would hit the hard hat and knock it clean off your head. And it was his turn to get the hard hat shot off? So tight that when Chris went to hit it, it didn't go off. So what he knew, he pulled the trigger again. And Vince went for money. I hit it. I hit it, and his head jerked back. I told you, you should have been bothered and leave it.
Speaker: When his head was coming back, I hit him again, and I caught him right underneath the bill. Perfect little Nike swoosh right on. And then we had to try to hide it from Timmy, our teacher. So his teacher didn't find out about it. That was our class.
Speaker: But yeah, like I said, I've been around to inclusive proximity. Well, I got trouble for taking a power saw to a drill with a paddle bit to a book. Yeah. Our class wasn't the brightest class. This is also the same class who me being one of the biggest guys outside of Bob and was like, let's put Chris in a harness and hanging from the ceiling. That's a good idea. And that wasn't even our idea. That's what's important. No, that was Taney's idea.
Speaker: Yeah, it was Denny's idea. He was showing off the harness. Well, they wanted one of us. Bob wouldn't do it, but he wanted one of us bigger guys to show off the strength of the harness and that the harness is going to protect you. Well. He had me over there teaching bombing shit. He had me over teaching bombing shit knowing I hated it. I had the easiest job of that whole open house.
Speaker: I just had to swing around. I was like a monkey in the zoo. You still are. I've evolved into a gorilla. Well, it is about that time for break, Joe. I've got to find some music. Yeah, while you're doing that. And we have a match tonight, correct, Chris?
Speaker: We are gonna bring the news back starting tonight guys I do have a couple news articles that I've actually they're they're a little bit older because they've been hanging out in my in my Saved saved shit my archive for a little bit But they're still good. They're still they'll still be fun to talk about But When we come back from break We will dive into the new starting five
Speaker: this week. So, chatter's box. You still have plenty of time to get your list in. Eleanor, Sadie, Cameron, if you're still around, go ahead and get your list in. I do have a few lists already in the email. There's a click of a link, by the way, folks. Yeah, we got a website there.
Speaker: Yeah, too bad you can only go to the website by invite only. You can't go to your web browser and put in www .nonsense .com. You have to be able to type 400 ,000 things. We also have a Patreon page now. I got the email this afternoon that everything was
Speaker: verified and confirmed and it's official so what I think what's going to go on with the patreon is when we do after shows after the after shows and I pull the video and the audio I will delete it everywhere and it will go onto our patreon there will also be some other exclusive content and stuff down the road that we will do pictures we'll do pictures and oh that reminds me because I'm on patreon now I can't get it
Speaker: I'd have to look it up. It should be. It might be nonsensical not to put a link on the website. I'll put a link on the website, but that reminds me. I got a little homework for you boys to think about. I hate that word. It's a small thing. I want you guys to type up a quick bio about yourself and send me a picture so I can put it on the website. I'm click. That's all you need to know.
Speaker: I am the greatest of all time. I am the greatest of all time. I am the greatest of all time. I am the greatest of all time. I am the greatest of all time. I am the greatest of all time. I am the greatest of all time. I am the greatest of all time. Everything I do turns to gold. I'm fucking amazing.
Speaker: I am the 13 times starting five champion. What I'm talking about is like your history, like hobbies and interests and so on and so forth. Just have a little bio and then I'm going to put our picture and then a bio next to it for each one of us on the website in the second page, the one I get to do in the second page. We'll send you a picture. You're not picking the picture. That's why I said send me a picture that you want as your bio pick.
Speaker: Preferably.
Speaker: We're constantly sending each other stupid memes and pictures and stuff. We'll throw those up on the Patreon as well so you can kind of keep behind the steps. We're constantly throwing other stupid memes. I don't throw shit out there. It's not us. It's you, Jeff. It's you, Jeff. No, but don't be like... We'll do bonus content that won't be aired. You know, we'll do stuff like...
Speaker: You know, we'll do different things. You know, we'll make TikTok videos that won't necessarily go onto TikTok, but they'll go onto that. You know, we'll figure stuff out. We can, you know, if we want to, if there's a topic we want to cover.
Speaker: and we wanna sit down for an hour. Our Patreon users, I don't know how you do it. You should be able to put in a, where they can put up a topic that you want us to discuss. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You can do polls and stuff like that. You can do that as a Patreon. So like if they want a starting five, they want a specific starting five, you know, if they want whatever or, you know, yeah, stuff like that. There's a lot you can do in Patreon.
Speaker: yeah so it's coming uh like i said we've i just got the announcement that when we do start getting patreon users uh each episode we will announce which which users you know like you know we're gonna give shout out where patreon users is once a week or once a month otherwise we're gonna get something like that we'll get inundated with spending an hour doing shout outs but
Speaker: Like once a month we can crack everybody out. They're paying for trust. Let them fucking get a shout out, Jesus. They're gonna get a shout out. I know how this works. Believe it or not, I've done my homework and I've done my research. I'm just not out here being all willy -nilly pulling shit out of my ass and just throwing it together. Oh, trust me. With this new podcast, I'm starting up with my buddy. I was doing research on the first episode because we're going to be reviewing movies.
Speaker: And, hey, I'm watching the movie and making notes, and I have three pages of notes for the first movie all day. Would it be original with your podcast? Says the guy who's trying to push Tony and or Brian into hosting a fantasy football one. Yeah, that reminds me. If you guys come up with a name, let me know. Yeah, the fantasy not like I did mine.
Speaker: Fantasy Meltdown? Okay. Well, I can have fun with that. Yeah, we're gonna take a break real quick. Got a little blacktop mojo for you guys when we come back. We will be drafting our new starting five, our personal favorite movies of all time. And I will let both of you know, I have no list mate. Really? So it's coming. I watched the movie last night that I think is going to make the list.
Speaker: Oh, shit. When we come back, speaking of movies, don't let me forget, when we come back from break, I got to tell you guys about a movie I watched last night for the first time, and it was so fucking good, and the cast was fucking all -starred. And it was a good fucking movie. I said when we come back from break, Jeffrey. Oh, my cover glass. Yeah. I forgot. I was going to bring it up earlier. So that's fine. But we're going to take a real quick break. Got a little blacktop mojo for you guys.
Speaker: If you're already a fan of Blacktop Mojo, good on you. If you're not a fan of Blacktop Mojo, go check him out. I think I'm turning Tony into a fan of him and they are definitely not his genre of music. I was speaking to them. I was talking to Kat earlier tonight. Oh yeah? He had to shoot the shit for a second. He posted a TikTok video that he duetted and it was a guy who was like, I have a switch and you don't. And then Kat was like, I have a hot girlfriend and she has a switch.
Speaker: And then at the end it was that emotional damage. Oh, that reminds me. The cat was like with the first ever double emotional damage. No, I, I, um.
Speaker: That reminds me of the video you post of Tony doing his muted celebration. I'm planning to remake that video and adding the emotional damage to the ad. As I said, I already edited it and redid it. Yeah, but you didn't add it. You didn't add the emotional damage. No, I can't. I was just playing with that crime for the first time. You know my boy was all sitting there like, god damn it. Oh, yeah, you can see his facial expression. Turn this camera off.
Speaker: But yeah, let's take a break real quick. I got first pick, right? Yeah, you got first pick. Yeah, and then Tony, then you. Yeah, I got last pick as always. It's a burden, the cross I must bear, being the greatest of all time. 10 tonight, boys. Oh, fuck, we're doing 10? I thought we were doing five. Yeah, because they're movies. And to narrow it down to five? Shatter's box, you only need five.
Speaker: You only need five chatter spots. Eleanor Sadie, if you want to get in, whoever else, five. Only five. Do not listen to these jacks. Don't listen to anything they said. I said five. I laid down the wall. Break time. Low blacktop mode. So if you're already listening to them, good on you. If you don't know who they are, go check them out wherever you stream music. And if you are a fan, tell a friend, they might like them as well.
Speaker: I'm trying to get my speaker down so it doesn't fit up.
Speaker: I've found everything from here to Houston. Only thing on my mind now is keep on shooting. Yeah, I'll just keep on shooting. It's time to come last, bring out to the end. I see everything from my guns all over the world. And put the spreader on into the sky.
Speaker: Life is more than that, people and legends never tell you You got the gun now, and you think you won But finally you're just exfoliating my gun Well, finally you're just exfoliating my gun
Speaker: That's the one that's outbound train Even my motor whiskey won't kill my pain Well the moon gets full and the coyote cries It's better out driven by greed and lies You see that smoking girl in my ear That's the one that's out driving through the desert sand
Speaker: Remember back when it all meant something good, shots in the distance will keep on running. Yeah, just keep on running. It's time to come out, spring out through the air. Anything in front of my gun tells me I'm a friend. And bullets spread all into the sky.
Speaker: I'm in the water now, baby, let's just have a day You gotta come out of the alley, yeah, you think you're one We'll find you're just an expert in your life, yeah We'll find you're just an expert in your life, yeah
Speaker: Don't ever play alone You always spread away into the sky And the more I'm now, baby, I live just in the day And the more I know, yeah, you take it away
Speaker: And welcome back to Nonsense for Nonsense y 'all. Blacktop Mojo sometimes they catch us sleeping because they'll fade out and then they come right back in.
Speaker: Other times, they're just in the song as abruptly as shit. But hopefully you guys enjoyed the first hour. That was just kind of shooting the shit, feeling each other out, doing what we normally do, having a little fun. We are back. If you guys are not already, go ahead and check us out on all social media. Nonsense goes out to us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. If you're not already, go ahead and give us a follow on Haps. Download the Haps app. It's free. Give us a follow.
Speaker: I was I was laughing at the chatters box. So, you guys can come hang out in the chatters box with us to shoot your **** You can also get every single episode of the podcast on a little bit more.
Speaker: Listen to us on Spotify, and anywhere you get your podcasts at. Maybe we can find the same site. Once again, if everybody goes to the website. Go to the website that you can only go to with an invitation. Shut up, Chris. How are zero majors on there? We have a website, but you can't find it. We have to invite you.
Speaker: It's if you look up nonsense, what's going on? It's the nonsense called network is the name of the website. I don't know why nobody told me up until break time that you can always see like my eyes and that was it. Half of my face. Actually for us, we can see the whole thing. Well, I'm yelling at you chatter box.
Speaker: Yeah, Chadder's box. What's wrong with you, Chadder's box? Yeah, Chadder's box. I had to wait until I got done. And Jodie had to tell me. I will stick up for the Chadder's box. It was funny. Jodie said, we go and see half your phone. Maybe she likes my face, and they don't like my face. That's what it is. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. They don't want to break their phones. Have you looked in the mirror? I'm spoiled. Well, hold on a second, before you remind me of something. Listen to us on Spotify.
Speaker: Um, we have an email. If you guys want to get into the starting five, you still have time to get your emails in at nonsensical nonsense podcast. It's your starting five favorite movies. We only need your five out of the chatters box. You can email us.
Speaker: Yep. Nonsense. Go nonsense podcast at gmail .com. We do have a merch store. If you're interested to spring .com slash nonsensical nonsense. We do have a website, as Jeff said, he keeps posting the link in the chatters box. So you guys go jump on that if you want. And it's got links to everything. Uh, Jeff, if I may critique you about one thing, I will critique you about a lot of things, but you put the links to our personal Tik TOK pages.
Speaker: I put those as well as ours. I have the following one. I know that's what I'm saying. Why didn't you put the link to my main profile? Like where I've got all my followers. Oh, actually, well, here's the problem. You have like 45 fucking TikTok profiles. I have three. I have, okay, first of all, I only have two. I have my main account and I have my backup account. And then I have our page. So I technically, I guess I have three.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, I said when I send stuff to you through TikTok, I do it through the nonsensical page. Yeah, you send them to the nonsensical nonsense. But when do me a favor and send me a message on TikTok through your main page and I'll switch out the one that's on the website. It doesn't matter because I don't I won't really post on anything other than I actually posted a couple videos just in a couple days. It was. And if you go to the nonsensical nonsense Facebook page for the first time
Speaker: ever we've talked about it a lot and i've got jeff to do it but for the first time ever the latest video that i just posted on our tiktok page was me singing because i was doing a little car karaoke on my own i was putting on a little personal concert yesterday that i
Speaker: I don't know why I got to allow Burr up my ass to decide to post myself singing on Snapchat. I don't know why. Speaking of, speaking of, speaking of singing, I don't know if you guys saw me dancing on TikTok. Well, Chris told me I needed a juicier ass, which I thought was kind of weird. Well, I mean, you did a video, you did a video about, you know, an ass and you had this
Speaker: Your ass was whack, I'm sorry. Yeah, your ass was whack. It was an owl in my shorts, dude, I don't have it. It was still, it was whack. I don't have an ass at all. I suffer from no ass at all. Yeah, so do I. I'm white. But, and also on our TikTok, our boy Rocky, our boy Rocky, who does our intro music, Rock Lee from EDM Combat, he posted a new song that we played last week, and I do any of that and put that on our TikTok. And you do any of that? Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker: So there's a lot of stuff going on on our TikTok page. There's a lot of stuff going on on our Facebook page. Sadly, it's been rising most of my time. I don't know if that's... Oh, so I had two things. I had two things. I'm always talking a lot about me. I had two things that I wanted to get to in the first hour, so we might go a little bit over tonight. First thing here, have you guys heard of the new Pepsi Nitro? No, but I did see you posted that can.
Speaker: What does it taste like? I hope you guys... I don't know. This is the first time I got it. This is supposed to be like the Guinness. You know how the Guinness is... Okay, okay. It's just like thick. Yeah, it's supposed to be the same concept. So it's the new Pepsi Nitro. I have heard about him, but I hadn't seen him up until today. So it says... I wish I had a clear cup. Unfortunately, I do not, but...
Speaker: No biggie, we'll make two. But it's basically just chill it, pour hard, admire and enjoy. So it should pop when I open it.
Speaker: Now, you know, normally when you do that with a pop, what happens? Wow, that is like a caramel. It is like a caramel color. It almost looks like a thick Starbucks coffee. Camera said he had the vanilla. You can hear the little cartridge in there, whatever.
Speaker: Camera said he had the vanilla and it was gross. So I don't know if I have to let it settle or if I can just take that. They have a coffee cup here that I'm afraid to try. Let's see. It's not the first time I've taste tested something for the first time, but. So if Chris throws up, we'll know it was a bad idea. Actually.
Speaker: Actually, it's not bad. It's actually, it is pretty thick like a Guinness. Right. It's actually not bad. Holy crap. It almost looks like a really thick hot chocolate as you were pouring it with the exception of it probably tastes like Pepsi. Actually, I like that. That's actually not bad at all. It's really good. It's crazy because this can, now that it's empty, it feels the exact same as when it was full. Right. It's because of the cartridge.
Speaker: Wow, that's actually really good. I'm not even gonna lie, but you know what the problem is with this? I can chug this. I can chug it. No, you can absolutely 100 % chug it. Now, tell us about this damn movie you saw that was cool. Yeah, what's this movie you saw? I strongly recommend the Pepsi Nitro, if you guys have not had one yet. So last night, what is that?
Speaker: Oh, Jesus Christ. You need to stop. You need to stop. No, I got him for the entire week. I'm not going to crack anymore tonight. Oh, OK. I got him for the entire week. So last night, we were laying down here on the couch. And it was kind of late. And I knew Jody was going to fall asleep. And I was like, let me just find a random movie to put on that I'm going to fall asleep to. Right. So I go to HBO. And if you've got HBO Max, Tony, I think you said you have HBO Max. Jeffrey, you have your little
Speaker: your little, um, your website. Yep. It is called, it is from 2013. Okay. But it's called gangster squad. Oh yeah. That's some old boy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That movie was so fucking good, man. It was like, it was like an untouchables. Um, actually I, I could have been okay if it was a little bit longer. It's almost two hours. It could have been a little bit longer. I enjoyed it that much.
Speaker: But it was like, it was like, yeah, but not really. I mean, it jumped right in. Right. But, um, it's kind of like, the short girl blonde, he does a YE five. Oh, he's in there. I think no, the TV.
Speaker: No, no, this movie had Josh Josh Brolin aka Thanos or cable. Yeah He was the Nick note Nick Nolte Giovanna Ribisi Michael Pena Michael Pena is the guy from Ant -Man and Wasp his buddy. Yeah Robert Patrick Terminator t1000 from Terminator 2. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Speaker: Uh, you hold him at BC. He was in on going in 60 seconds. Yeah. Yes. Uh, his brother. Yeah. Uh, my cousin, my cousin could be his, his, his face double. It's, it's Ryan, Ryan, Ryan Gosling was in it. Sean Penn was the main bad guy in it. Ryan Gosling. Anthony, Anthony Mackey was in it. Okay. And then it had, uh, and then it had Emma Stone was in it.
Speaker: Yes, Emma Stone. She's one of them. Ryan Gosling. It's Gangster Squad. What's the other movie he did? Which one? Oh, Gangster Squad. No, he did. But then it had... Hold on. But it also had an entire laundry list. He had an entire laundry list. That's right, Ryan Gosling. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: It also had a laundry list of that guy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Like Frank Grillo's in it. I was just about to say his name. You know who that is, right? What? Most recently known from boss level. He was in Captain America. He's in the Purge movie.
Speaker: He is on, what you call it, the guy that Captain America fighting. Yeah. He also had his own TV show, Kingdom. It's on Netflix. It's an MMA show. If you've not seen Kingdom, watch it. That's a good movie. And the youngest, Nick. The youngest Jonas Brothers in that show, Kingdom with Frank Grillo. It's an MMA show. And I think it's Nick Jonas. He's a badass in that show. These Jonas boys are doing good, man.
Speaker: Gangster Squad is the name of the movie. It came out in 2013. I just kind of stumbled upon it last night. But I mean, when you're watching it, you see all the big name stars, you know, but then you see all the, that guy. Holy shit, that guy's in everything. Holy shit, that guy's in everything. Holy shit, that guy's in everything. The number one guy that is that guy from the 80s, you know who it is.
Speaker: It's a man by the name of Al Long, but it's L -E -O -N -G. And when you see his face, you'll know exactly who he is. I'll give you a quick rundown of what he's in. He was in Bill and Ted's excellent veterans, he's in Die Hard, he's in Lethal Weapon, Big Trouble Little China. He was in Lethal Weapon, yeah. He was also in... He was in Double Dragon, he was in... Yeah.
Speaker: A lot of Van Dam movies. Oh, God. Do you remember that movie, The Perfect Weapon? Do you remember that movie? Holy shit. That's our old movie. Oh, yeah. Perfect Weapon. Perfect Weapon. But, uh. He was in Scorpion King, too. I Come In Peace. Death Warren. Yeah, he was in Death Warren. Mm -hmm. Yeah. God, so, uh, Lethal Weapon 4. Die Hard. He was in Die Hard, too. Mm -hmm. Yeah. But he's also in, he was in Lethal Weapon 1 and 4. Yeah. Beverly Hills Cop 3. Double Impact.
Speaker: Double Dragon, Shadow, Kung Fu, Last Action Hero, Hot Shots. The dude was everywhere. He is the king of the 80s, that guy. Yeah, St. Louis.
Speaker: But no, Gangster Squad was an amazing movie. I do remember. I loved it. When it first came out, I was like, ooh, that looks good. I want to see it. And when it came out, I think it first came out here on Netflix. And right after I got Netflix, I watched it on there. All right. We're 25 minutes into the hour. I need y 'all to stop delaying his ass -swipping a whiskey, too. OK.
Speaker: So for our starting 10 today. I don't even have a list. I don't even have a list. How embarrassing is that? So if you lose, you have an excuse. Well, we are doing 10 tonight, Joe. You're talking to a 13 time champion, Tony. Of yourself only. That's like master beating shit up.
Speaker: Well, you know, Tony, you can't love anyone until you love yourself. And I've had a crush on me since I'm 13. So that being said, think about it. Okay, so for my number one pick, I'm going to do a quote from the movie that you can't handle the truth.
Speaker: Just pick your 10 Keanu Reeves movies and be done with it. Keanu Reeves and maybe a few good men. Bitch, please. So Tony, what do you got for no, no, no. Once again, gentlemen, we're doing one, two, one. So first pick, Tony. Is it my turn? Yes, it is. Mine was a few good men. Oh, yeah. Oh, look at the people. You have got to be a man. Oh, yeah. Of my genre. Of my fortitude.
Speaker: Oh, boys in the hood, OK. Appreciate the movie. You have to appreciate the movie. Poetic Justice. Transformers. The movie from the 80s. The animated. Oh, animated. The one where Prime died. Thank you very much. Animated. Let me give you a year, since I didn't write it down. Yeah, I was going to say five minute year, so I can put it down.
Speaker: I don't know what the years are Jeff No, no, it was just because that the transformers he's talking about the animated one I would think there was like four or five anime know the original movie that came out. Hey, thank you go There's an animated
Speaker: Transformers right you said 89 it was like Well, I know you wanted the year I thought you just wanted the fuck no, no, no, no, I just want the movie but for for his 1986 put original Transformers animated movie Transformers 86 animated so Chris your number one sir I'm gonna dive into the archive here. I got to go into the brain
Speaker: Yeah, go on the other side of haircut. You just sound jealous because you don't have hair. I have hair. Keep my Tony's name out your mouth. He's got alopecia. Try to smack me and see what happens, Jeff. I will pick you up by your ankles and tell you so hard. I can smack you from here. Jodi.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. You just said about you. Yeah. Okay. First of all, first of all, she's watching the podcast. Second of all, she's about 10 feet away from me so she can definitely hear everything I say twice.
Speaker: I swear he called you tiny. I got a Snapchat to prove it. I can edit a Snapchat motherfucker.
Speaker: I can edit a snap. I can edit a lot more than a Snapchat. Keep it up. It just says, she's so tiny. Keep it up. I'll send your wife a message. She'll never come back from Europe. Keep playing with me. She's going to accept a thing from you. She will. She will.
Speaker: because I'm going to send it on our messenger chat that I know she watching. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. Remember on the podcast we did when you were like, I hope she never comes home. Except for the fact that she also said she's away. She's listening to the podcast. She might have you. She's really sleepy. I want to make a list. Steph, I can't believe you told me on Snapchat that you hope your wife never comes home in 30 seconds. Boys, I got a phone call. I'll be back.
Speaker: So number one on my list, I'm gonna go with... I am gonna go a little left of field. Okay. And since you did a quote, I'm gonna do a quote.
Speaker: Come out and play. That's the Warriors. That was on my list. I hate you. That's a great movie. I actually just watched that. I've not seen it all the way through. I watched it a few weeks back for the first time in a long time. And I was like, this still holds up. I still like it. They're supposed to be doing a remake of that too, by the way. They better not. They will fuck it up.
Speaker: I agree, I agree 100 % and I also think that it could be the right director, with the right director. And the right cast. And the right cast in 100 % could be modernized. They would have to modernize it. They couldn't try to do like they would have to modernize it. But with the right cast and the right director. No, you don't have to do that. That would be.
Speaker: It's not even a contest. Go ahead. Well, while you're figuring that out, I'm going to go ahead with my number two. Jeff's got, no, Jeff's got Tony. Yeah, wait, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's me. I thought Tony. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Joe. For this one from the great Alec Baldwin. Brian, some things in here don't wreck who went for bullets. The hunt for Red October.
Speaker: Not bad, not bad. I'm saying Alec Baldwin are terrible stuff. Alec Baldwin. No, Sean Connery says it to him, and then Alec Baldwin quotes when he's by himself, and he's like, all right, I'm showing things from back to the bullet. Yes, he does do that. Like me, I don't act well to bullets.
Speaker: Well, I think his best corner move was, you son of a bitch. Yeah. Oh my god. That's right. I'm staring at the mirror. Son of a bitch. He's like, why would they want to get off a nuke, or something? You son of a bitch. That's exactly what he did. So. You know what that Pepsi Nitro would be good with? These nuts. vodka? No, I was going to say Jack Daniels. Well. Because it is. There's like no bubbles, and it's a smoother, crisper taste. Oh, OK.
Speaker: So for my number three, I don't really have a quote off the top of my head, but I've seen the movie maybe 400 ,000 times. You want to read the first 23 pages from the movie? We haven't had that done in a while. I've never done that. And in memorial? In memorial. So with Mr. Brandon Fraser, the mummy. Asshole.
Speaker: Hey, my wife loves that movie. She loved Brandon Fraser. As Tony and I were talking last night, Brandon Fraser doesn't look like he did back then. That movie holds up. Get you some rest. Hopefully you're doing good. I ain't talking in a minute. So Tony, you're two and three, sir. Very easy. Very low hanging fruit. Undeniable. You know you loved it. You know you watched it. You know you wanted to be him.
Speaker: going with top gun for my number two of all time. I'm not even. I do have to admit I want to see the new one. I can't wait. I keep seeing the trailer. It looks good. They pissing me off. I'm trying to wait for that shit. The theaters will fill up when that bad boy comes out. Let's be clear. No. The old folk will go. No.
Speaker: You realize we've been waiting 35 years for this. I don't care. I won't go to the theater. Say it all. Download it free. So what is your number three? My number three. God save the queen. All that good stuff. Come to LA. We'll get together. We'll have a few laughs. I'm taking downward. Damn right. Damn right. Let's stop playing around. Come on. Let's go. We'll get together. Have you finished? Just click.
Speaker: Also, one of the greatest Christmas orders of all time that you can make for yourself. Oh, I thought you meant the sweatshirt when I said ho ho ho. Oh, hell yeah. That's the t -shirt we need. Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho. So Chris, two and three sir.
Speaker: Now see, this is where I got worried, where I don't have enough because, like Tony, you're hitting pretty close to, well, you're in my genre, but you're not hitting close to my movies yet. And Chris, with you not having a list, I'm kind of worried for a couple. Not a lot, only like one or two. Well, for my number two movie, I just watched this movie last night.
Speaker: not gangster squad i was going to say jesus christ and there's another movie that has a amazing fucking cast all the way around big names that's probably so dumb but uh mr nicholas cage uh -oh
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Speaker: Even last night when I was watching it and I know I'm like, he's gonna eat her face. I'm like, he's gonna eat her face. He's gonna grab her and bite her face off. But I watched that movie last night and I had not seen it in a while and I forgot how much I liked.
Speaker: It's a good movie. It was also for the movie. John Cusack in that movie is genius. Dave Chappelle's in that. Yes. That's right. Everybody was in that movie. That was an all -star cast. It really was. Danny Trejo's in it. Danny Trejo. Johnny 23. Johnny 600, if you knew the truth.
Speaker: That is a impressive damn cast. And Nick Cage with his Southern accent killed me the entire time. It was the worst Southern accent. You find it believable.
Speaker: Exactly. I mean, it's like, he's that northern south. Yeah, yeah, right. I was from Ohio. Yeah, right. Number three, I'm going to have to go man alive. I didn't know we were doing 10. I thought we were only doing five. No, we were doing 10. I didn't remember that. I might have made a list. Number three, I'm going to go with, uh,
Speaker: I know somebody who just flies through your head. I know. I talk about it all the time. I'm going to go ahead and put the original Footloose on there. Yeah, you got to pick your movies. You got to pick your movies. I have so many movies that I enjoy. I was trying to avoid, I was trying to avoid, you know, Top Gun and Footloose because we talk about them all the time. No, I get it. Well, for my number four,
Speaker: Tony and I you and I talked about this last night Chris. I don't know if you've seen it, but the dude abides Are you fucking serious You don't know if I've seen that I've never saw it Tony hasn't which blew my mind. You've talked about that movie Jeff I know but like it blew my mind that Tony's never seen this movie. I was like, dude Watch it for Sam Elliott alone
Speaker: There's too many white people in it. I don't know black folks in that movie, man. Oh, shit. Actually, no, that's not true. Julian Moore's Bodyguards are black. Yeah, go second. Not on the rug, man. So, Tony, you're number four. Avian Flu has spread to 27 states, sharply driving up egg prices. Fucking great. Never heard of that movie, but that's a hell of a pick. Congratulations. That's his number four pick. Sounds like an interesting movie. Oh, no, fucking no.
Speaker: Let me put down my number four. Let me go ahead and put down an outstanding, absolutely outstanding movie with another great cast. Harrison Ford, Sam Jackson, James Earl Jones, Patriot Games. If you've never seen that movie, I need you to put that on your list. You will have nothing to do for two hours in the next 24. Watch that movie.
Speaker: Well, you know what, any one of those movies like Patriot Games, Hunt for Right October, Clear and Present Danger, Sum of All Fears, they're all fucking amazing movies. The Jack Ryan series. And even the TV show with Tom Krasinski is actually really good. So what do we have, number four? Yeah. Oh, we mentioned Sam L .A. I'm going to have to go ahead and do this because I've talked about it all the time. But, Tonys, be nice.
Speaker: Just be nice. Patrick Swayze. What do you say about the war? Is she? Is she? Is she? There are two words. There are two nouns. I want to do that. What if he calls me a cocksucker? Put together to initiate a normal response. What if somebody called my mama a whore? Is she? Is she?
Speaker: For my number five I'm gonna have to go with
Speaker: Yeah, I'm going to have to do it. I'm going to have to hit Mr. Keanu Reeves with Constantine. Oh, really? Constantine over Point Break, huh? Point Break is a little sad. This is why I wish I had my notebook and my pen. So usually when we're going through this list and you guys are saying stuff, things will pop into my head and I'll write them down so I don't forget. I know, right? Well, for my number of mistakes.
Speaker: For my number six, I have the greatest quote and greatest insult of all time. You played ball like a girl! From the Sandlot. Yeah, we're gonna have some fun at the news. That's a decent movie. Oh, fuck you, that's an amazing movie. That's a good movie. That movie makes me wanna go fuck and play baseball with my friends. It's a beloved movie. I must admit, it's a beloved movie. You can't deny Sandlot is an amazing fucking movie.
Speaker: and then take that two tobacco and get on a fucking ride. Chris, I don't remember if you remember the time that I first tried chewing tobacco and laid it in a ditch for three hours at the principal's house because you guys, I couldn't get a cigarette so you guys convinced me that I should try chewing tobacco. That's a good woman. Matter of fact, the thing she took off is her making her list and tell her I said so. I already got her list. Oh, okay, good. So what is your number five? Thank you, baby.
Speaker: So we get five and six on this one, right? Yes, correct. Well, I'm going to kill two birds with one stone. OK. Being the sharpshooter that I am, the sniper that I am, the hitman that I will always hide. Number five and number six will be my main man, the icon of acting between comedy and action in my eyes for my life. Eddie Murphy and Beverly Hills Cop and Beverly Hills Cop too.
Speaker: Yes, sir. I literally just watched one and two. They're on right now. They've been on all week. I'm getting on my watch free tonight. Let go of my arm. I'm robbing you. That's what I'm doing.
Speaker: But the late great old god for you. Why'd you let go of my arm? Bitch! Bitch! So Chris, you're fucking sick. Is there something in here that I could do for you? Something like, if that was in this hand, you'd be focused on it. In this hand, you forget about it. You forget about it. What did I have here?
Speaker: What am I doing five and six? I'm gonna go with number five. How's the maggots Michael? Lost Boys. Not only a fantastic movie, do you get to keep her soloing.
Speaker: But you get the corries? Including my boy from another movie that's on my list that I haven't picked yet. That's my next pick. But my boy is in that movie as well. Which one? Who? I'll tell you when he... Gotcha. One of my next pick. Because it is my next pick. So what is your number six? Keith and Sutherland. Keith and Sutherland, as I stated the other day when I watched Young Guns 2, the man can do no wrong.
Speaker: Name it bad. Not really. Not really. He really can't. And we had this discussion last night, Tony, with Denzel. Chris, can you name it bad Denzel movie? No, you can't. Name it.
Speaker: better question is, can I name a good Denzel movie? Oh, you need your ass with. Fuck you. Because the list is a lot. Jody. Jody, he called you Tiny. I love Denzel, but I'm sorry. I'm not a big fan of all of his movies. No, I'm not either. I heard he said Jody was Tiny. That's what I said. I can name more bad movies than good movies. We went through most last night. We went through 47 movies. He's only got a couple movies that I really like, to be honest with you. Oh, he's an amazing actor.
Speaker: And actually one of them is gonna go on this list. I just gotta look it up now that I'm thinking about it. But number six, I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna venture into the Disney world. And one of my favorite Disney movies of all time, because I relate to it more than anything, is Aladdin. Okay, yeah, yeah, I know why. The late, great Robin Williams and Gilbert Gottfried. Oh my God! Speaking of which,
Speaker: after gilbert godfrey died did you see the meme that came out no which one genie holding his the bird the bird i can't remember yeah i go it was genie it was genie holding him going we're finally together again oh man that broke my heart god yeah i saw i saw one it was the genie
Speaker: A picture of Bob Saget and the bird gone and let's go in boys You're all here. Let's go. We're all here. Let's go. I thought that was I was like So for my number seven
Speaker: I have to do this because I love this movie. This is a movie my son and I can watch a million times. And I'm going to give the quote that the main characters say multiple times is, be excellent to each other and party on, dudes. It's excellent adventure. Which is what the world needs now is everybody to be excellent to each other and party on, dudes. As a Lincoln says.
Speaker: I love that fucking movie. But that goes back to Lost Boys. The guy that plays Bill is in Lost Boys. He plays a vampire. Okay, so I'm looking through Denzel's list of movies. And again, not saying that I don't like, because I love Denzel. And I'm not saying he doesn't make good movies, but on a personal preference level,
Speaker: There's a lot of movies I just don't care for, but he has a lot of movies that I like too.
Speaker: But you know, they're not they're not personal favorites of mine I've seen them they were they were good. They're great. There's always amazing Let's watch glory again, yeah That movie movie hits it is hard to watch but it hits when he's getting hit with that whip and he doesn't even crack
Speaker: Look, I mean, you just have one fucking tear and you're like, God damn, boy. There's one tough son of a bitch. So, Tony, you're number seven, sir. It starts getting tougher around here, gentlemen. I will admit this. I know. It starts getting tougher around here. Really? I haven't gotten to my curve ball yet. You picked the money. Yes, I did.
Speaker: I got to go ahead and take the moment of turns. I got to. OK. Because I have both of them on my list, honestly. Actually, I do like that one as well. Because when Rachel Weiss and an old girl are fighting, and it goes back and forth between now and then, fuck, that's such a good transition. Of course. So Chris, you're number seven.
Speaker: My number seven, I'm going to finally jump into the genre that I haven't dipped into. And you guys are, Jeff, you're probably surprised by it. I'm shocked that you haven't hit the genre yet. Because I know where you are. Well, I kind of did with Lost Boys. But I'm finally going to jump into it with number, what am I at, number seven? Seven. Probably one, probably the best scary movie villain of all time. Mr. Freddy Krueger.
Speaker: Okay. Nightmare on the Street 3, Dream Warriors. That was the best movie in the franchise. It was. And Dawkins killed it with the theme song. That movie was the best one to me, I agree. It was the best one in the franchise. I admit I've never seen it.
Speaker: I saw one of them. I do love, I love Freddy versus Jason. I thought it was genius. It was a fantastic movie. But it had my girl Kelly Rowland in it, so I was in no matter what. Yeah, I don't care who was in it. I don't care who was in it. I love that. That wasn't, that wasn't, that was a movie that should have been made years ago. It was one of those movies that it was inevitable.
Speaker: for the fans, they wanted it for so long and they wanted it so bad to see.
Speaker: Two of those, the two, two, four icons go ahead. That's like one of the great debates. It's like, you know, chicken or egg, or Freddy Boy and Jason. And the great thing they did about it, you didn't get a definitive answer because you thought Jason beat his egg. And he comes out clear in the head, and the head's still alive. And he's like, fuck, you bitch, I'm starting this. So but yeah, Dream Warriors was probably my favorite movie out of that entire series. The stoner guy that literally is Jason at one point in that movie, he comes up, and he hits.
Speaker: Well, I have a little bit of a newer movie which is one of my only few and I'm gonna I have to do the Ryan Reynolds
Speaker: I'm actually surprised from both of you that Marvel hasn't come up at all yet from you two. You know the thing is like The problem I have with Marvel movies anymore is I've seen them all so many so many times that I'm just like I Mean when you go all -time, of course, they run up there, but there were movies we watched a bunch of times before they came out as well Oh, yeah, exactly. I mean like Marvel is my number nine and
Speaker: I counted wrong, that's weird. If I'm my number nine, I have to go with Mr. Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, Big Trouble in Little China. I ain't mad at you. I ain't mad at you. So, tell me your number. You're at nine or 11? Yeah. Damn. You're eight and nine, sir. So I got eight and nine right now?
Speaker: Yeah. Okay, good. It helps me out. Yeah, it was being crucial. Once again, I'm gonna give you a two for one sniper, sharpshooter, hitman style. Wesley Snipes at his absolute best. Number eight and number nine will be blade and blade two. Those were phenomenal. I don't care who you are. Oh, they were. However, the entire trilogy was phenomenal. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: All three were really good, but his best one to bleed he you couldn't touch him So Chris you're eight nine sir, he was fantastic in demolition So eight and nine
Speaker: I was trying to avoid this, but I can't because the list is what it is, and it's our list of favorite movies. I'm going to go eight. Patrick Swayze again. Nobody puts baby in the corner with Dirty Dancing. And number nine, it was
Speaker: It was, I've been sitting here racking my brain since we've been starting this. It was which one I'm going to go with from this movie franchise, but in my opinion, the best one out of the entire franchise. If he dies, he dies. Rocky four. It's the best one in the franchise.
Speaker: I agree. That movie was an emotional roller coaster, man. Yeah, exactly. But, oh boy, oh boy, it's all traded in the middle of a fucking winner?
Speaker: Well, not only that, but you get the beginning of it where they show the Russian, and he's training, he's got all the high -tech equipment, and then they have that first exhibition fight, and everybody's excited because James Brown comes out in Apollo Creed, and he's dancing and singing, and, oh, you're happy, happy, happy, and then he kills Apollo, and you're sad, and then you're mad, and then Rocky goes to Russia, and he's got nothing, and he's training, and you're getting excited, like, you're ready to fight the Russian.
Speaker: You know, so it's, by far, as far as the movies go, you know, we talk about a guy who, you talk about a guy who takes a movie franchise, like Vin Diesel, who has completely beat that horse to death with Fast and the Furious. That Rocky franchise, that Rocky franchise is Stallone's baby. It is six movies, six Rocky movies, one bad one.
Speaker: And that has now transitioned. We don't, we don't speak of Rocky. Yeah. We talk about all of them. Yeah. Rocky five. Five and six was good. Five was dog shit. Okay. For our final thing. When he fought, when he fought the old boy in the alley, come on, dude.
Speaker: Yeah. Uh, since the Balboa was amazing, but that's what I said. You took one through six, you had one bad movie and then you transitioned that franchise into a new franchise with Creed. Now I haven't seen him yet and I went to and I kind of kicked myself, but everybody says they are fantastic. Well, I've seen that speech. He gives all Michael Jordan's sons in there. Yeah.
Speaker: What's Michael Jordan's son's name again, Jeff? Michael B. Jordan? Yeah, Michael A. Jordan, and then Michael B. Jordan. And Michael B. Jordan's son will be Michael C. Jordan. Exactly. Well, for my number 10,
Speaker: As the bus runs over me, it backs up for a third time. For my number 10, I have to go away. This gentleman, the gentleman that stars in this movie, we all know and love this gentleman. Another gentleman that only, I could only say maybe has one bad movie to his credit. A comedic genius. And with a line from the movie,
Speaker: Hot dogs are made out of lips and assholes with the great outdoors and John Candy. Dan Aykroyd, John Candy. Only one bad movie and that's nothing but trouble. And I consider that a Chevy Chase movie, so that's okay. It was a Chevy Chase movie. Oh, this is gonna hurt.
Speaker: Yeah, this is gonna happen to me. This is why I didn't make a list because I got so many movies popping through Exactly. That's what makes that's why I said 10 Because you know every one of these that I picked tonight Were my number one draft. I don't have any extras Okay, this is one extra. I'm one extra goes. Oh shit. That was funny So what is your number 10 total this one hurts
Speaker: I'm not gonna lie, we need a part two to get some title all of y 'all. I know we might have to. We need a part two to this. My number 10, I would say by default, go to nine other movies that should have taken its place as I was going chronologically. And another 10 more outside of that that were good as well. But there is no way in the hell I am going to deny this movie or any top 10 list of any movie that I've ever watched.
Speaker: My number 10. Last day I'm sure not the least. Rest in peace to Chad with Bullsman, Black Panther. Ladies and gentlemen, we got a panderer. Movies of all time.
Speaker: Send your list to nonsense podcast. Yeah word at gmail .com get to work top five Yeah, exactly so Chris you're 10 and final for the night And funny you guys Tony you kind of shocked me here while Chris or you're thinking about it You kind of shocked me here because I first thought for sure you're gonna have movies on here. I'd never heard of
Speaker: What I've done is gone I tried to go chronologically with my movies and I go by ever from what I first thought was greatest in the list that I made ever since Right Kevin go to bed
Speaker: I am racking my brain. I am racking my brain. Well, I can give you my number 11, and you can have it if you want. Because I know you love the brand. Yeah. You better save it for port two. I doubt it would make my list, but. You're going to save it for port two. We're coming to get you, Barbara. Sean. Camera froze. Camera froze. I was going to say he froze.
Speaker: Shaun of the Dead is an amazing movie. It's my number 11th. Chad is about to guess five or six. Five. Five greatest movies of all time in your opinion. Yes. Make the list. We do have to specify this is our opinions. Email .com. But that's what I'm saying. It's like Chris has more movies on here that I haven't seen than you did to him. Yeah. We rebooted and everything. What did you say your 11 was, Jeff? Shaun of the Dead.
Speaker: I know you love that movie. I love that movie, but it would never be anywhere near my list. That's why I kept it as my number 11. It was my backup in case somebody stole one. And I only had one. That's how confident I was in my list. I don't know how you've not seen any of it. Well, I am. He takes it now. He takes it now. Yeah, you only need five. Your genre of horror movies. The Warriors, I've never seen.
Speaker: You need to watch that movie. Put that on your list. I'm dead serious. I feel like you've never seen it. That's a really good movie. And Nightmare on Elm Street, I haven't seen. Everything else of yours, I've seen. But Nightmare on Elm Street, I'm not the... I laugh at horror movies, so it's like... I find them kind of dumb. Where? Let's run up the stairs and sit out the fucking front door. No, Nightmare on Elm Street really isn't like that. It's more of a psychological mindset. Well, I mean...
Speaker: This year, well, it was last year, I guess, was the first time I saw your girl, Jamie Lee Curtis, in Halloween. Halloween. Yeah, I finally broke down and watched her. Trying to think here. That's probably not having a list. I don't even remember what I said. I don't need you to run through it right now.
Speaker: I'll let you know. My number 10 pick, I'm going to... I'm going to go with my boy. To today, Junior. I'm going to go with my boy, whose name has completely slipped my mind. Quentin Tarantino. Okay. I love all of Quentin Tarantino's movies. Mine is Kill Bill. I love that. I love those movies. I like the second one.
Speaker: Kill Bill was good. It's just not one that you can watch over and over again. Oh, I hatefully. Oh, I hatefully. Django was good. I mean, for what it was, but no. I'm going to have to go with Pulp Fiction, number 10.
Speaker: I love Quentin Tarantino movies. It's hard to pick one, but I'm going to go with Pulp Fiction because that is truly one movie by him that I can watch it from beginning to end. Or if I'm flipping through channels and it's halfway through the movie, I can stop and watch it. Oh yeah, exactly. It is one of those movies where you can jump in at any time and not be lost. But the one movie that I was thinking of by Denzel that I fucking love, it's probably my favorite Denzel movie.
Speaker: My absolute favorite Denzel Washington movie, and I wanted to put it on my list, but I can probably use it if we do a part two, because you guys will forget about it by then. But Fallen, with him and John Goodman. You can have that one. I wouldn't even take it from you. What was that one we were talking about, Tony, that we considered a bad one, but it still wasn't terrible. Virtuosity. Virtuosity. That movie was so funny. That was terrible. Those two best movies to me were Mad Form X or Number of Titans.
Speaker: I love glory, but you know what I forgot about? A soldier story. That was the shit. That was the shit.
Speaker: Nightmare on Elm Street 3, Dirty Dancing, Rocky IV, and Pulp Fiction. Tony has the 1986 Transformers animated movie, Top Gun, Die Hard, Patriot Games, better than those Top 1 and 2 for 5 and 6. The Mummy Returns, Blade 1 and 2 for 8 and 9, and Black Panther. And I had a few good men, the Hunt for Rock, Tony, the Mummy,
Speaker: The Big Lebowski, Constantine, The Sandlot, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Deadpool, Big Trouble and Little China, and The Great Outdoors. Now, Chris, you said you have, how many people have sent in their lists, if you wanted to look at them? I think I have three or four lists. Cameron's a fucking jackass. Say, do you make a list yet? Okay, so I've got, we're gonna make a list. Yeah.
Speaker: Elinor, make a list. Jeez, make a list. Debbie, make a list. Coach, you two, make a list. I got a couple lists here. Go ahead. I do have a couple lists. My boy, DJ. He's coming back. He's coming back after last week's little train wreck, but he's redeeming himself this week. The guy who's supposed to write down the fucking list and not fuck it up leaves.
Speaker: Well DJ this is just a screenshot because Jody sent it to me so you're gonna have to write it down DJ's got Friday How about you just write it down then I'll send you the screenshot and you'll still screw it up Much like last week DJ's got Friday
Speaker: He has also got stepbrothers. Say you're going to come up with 10, send it to me. I'll put it in for you. You'll come up with 10 by the end of the night. Five, 20. You'll come up with five by the end of the night. Send it to me. I got you covered. Good show. This is why, this is, this is, this is why the chatters box is always so fucked up. They're like, oh, five, 10, 20, 40. I know the matter. I just sent it to our group chat. Friday's stepbrothers, gladiator.
Speaker: Top Gun, White Chicks, and Waterboy. That's not a bad list. Damn good list. Yeah. Let me get into the email here. What was the last one? The emails. Waterboy. Waterboy. Waterboy. You showed me your boobies, and I like them too. It's on the chat. It's on chat. Yeah. Ah.
Speaker: All right, and we got Jodi's List. A Beautiful Mind. Hard movie to watch, but it's good. Well, it's a great movie, but like I told her, I literally had to watch that movie three times before I completely understood it. I'm also not the smartest person in the world, but she's got Skyfall. That movie's got some serious twists. James Bond? Yeah, yep, James Bond.
Speaker: Which I didn't know that was a James Bond movie she had to tell me Yeah, that's the woman when I was casino where all he was jumping through the construction site. He was kicking and Daniel Craig is a beast Yeah The Dark Knight and number three number four, of course gladiator Already know that that was her one of her all -time favorite movies and number five Toy Story
Speaker: Okay, I ain't mad at Toy Story. And then we've got Sam. Cam was supposed to send a list, but he did not. Apparently, he got drunk off of four Zemas and passed out. He must be young. Yeah, he's only like 25 or 26. Zemas. Sam has Nightmare Before Christmas. Nice. Yeah. Corpse Bride. Okay, he's weird. Yeah, you're one of those. Sam is Cam's girlfriend.
Speaker: She's weird. And number three, let's go for the three -peat. Let's go for the three -peat on Tim Burton and Johnny Depp. Fuck Tim Burton. And let's hit up number three, Sweeney Todd. Wow. Hey, you know what? I ain't mad at that one. I like that movie. OK, I see where she's at. I see where she's at. I see where she's at. I'm not the biggest Tim Burton fan, but that is a good damn movie. Number four, Nightmare on Elm Street. Which one? Nightmare on Elm Street. I'm assuming the first one. OK. OK.
Speaker: And last but not least is Harry Potter. Just says Harry Potter, so. This is fucking Harry Potter, man. I don't know how many goddamn Harry Potter movies are there. Seven. Too many. They're good though. There's seven too many. Let me tell you something. They got their own ride at Universal Studios. You talk about them all the fuck you want and they're riding the shit. They have their own amusement park at Universal Studios. Not to mention the one in London, they have the entire, you can actually go tour the set.
Speaker: The Simpsons has their own wing at Universal. Tony, I'm not that impressed. I could have a wing at Universal at this point. Universal where? Universal which one? Florida, California, wherever. I didn't see it in the Florida when I was there. No, it's been around since before Harry Potter. Had to be in Cali then. It's got to be in Cali. But that's all I have that's been sent to me so far. No, you know, as I was saying,
Speaker: Fucking Tim Burton's got a punchable face. I want to punch him in the face. Yeah, but you can't hate on Tim Burton. I mean, you can hate on Tim Burton movies, but Tim Burton makes some phenomenal movies.
Speaker: It's creative. It's very creative. He's very creative. He's very out there. But he's very, like, everything has a Beetlejuice theme. It's dark. That's what it is. It's a dark theme. It's a Beetlejuice theme. It's a dark theme. No, it's not a Beetlejuice theme. It's dark. It's twisted. The Corpse Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas. There's a dark twist. You can find it in any of his movies. No, it's true. Even Batman.
Speaker: You know, Tim Burton is another one like Stephen King. Look at Tim Burton's movies and it'll shock you some of the movies that he's done. And you're like, really? That's a Tim Burton movie? Because if he doesn't just do those weird, he didn't remake a Willy Wonka and I still want to kill him for that.
Speaker: She likes it. I just thought she just likes the French house because there is something underlying in it. And I get it on that. Yeah, I get it. Well, there's three. There's like three movies that they all go together. Frankenweenie. I think that's the third. Corpse Bride. Nightmare Before Christmas and Frankenweenie or whatever the hell it is. Frankenweenie was animated where Corpse Bride and Nightmare were more claymation.
Speaker: I don't know, but like I said, much like Stephen King, Tim Burton has a far deeper catalog and does a lot more stuff than what we know, what you just think of when you hear Tim Burton. No, I know, understood. No, I'll give the man his props. I'll give credit where credit's due. I always will. But there's just something about it. I just want to punch you. It's the whole, I'm artsy. Fuck you, shut up.
Speaker: No, I like the Artsy. I understand Artsy. I understand Artsy. It's different. I understand Artsy, I understand creativity, but, but, you know, this is, you know, I love Lady Gaga songs, and I know we made fun of them for them, but I don't care. But, and she's very creative, but she's got that emergency thing, and then it's a turn off. To yo ass. It's 10 after, we gotta go to break. Yeah, let's go to break. I have to go kill again.
Speaker: Don't kill the kid. You gotta deal with the kids. That's what you gotta do. We'll put it that way, yeah. Yeah, you gotta deal with the kids. That way I don't get arrested. Well, I've told him to go to bed since, uh, before we started the draft. It's the weekend. Well, he's also mad because his brother -in -law's here, and he's been at games, and Kevin wanted to play games, and he played all fucking week, so it's like, you know... They want to play some more. He wants to learn how to share. He needs to learn how to share. Yes, he does.
Speaker: He just needs to learn how, when dad says something, it's the end of the story. There's a period at the end of that sentence. No, no, no, no, it is not. When dad says something, that is the end of the story. Dad said go to bed, it is time for bed. Because if he doesn't go to bed now, he won't get up till fucking noon. And I have shit. I need him to do it. No, no, tomorrow we have to get up early. This house needs clean. You're doing what's up.
Speaker: No, he won't. That's the problem. He'll want to jump right on the fucking TV and play. Go TV to the front of the room. It's not just the room.
Speaker: But he's, he's over up here storming and stomping his feet. And that's just, you know, puberty, puberty, puberty. He's 10 Tony. Calm down. It's about that time. Yeah. When he starts, he starts getting really lippy. He's going to get it. It's puberty. That's what it is. We're going to take a real good break. We got Blacktop Mojo. It is a second hour. So it's a Blacktop Mojo cover song. Again, as we always tell you guys, if you don't know who Blacktop Mojo is, do yourself a favor.
Speaker: Find them anywhere and everywhere you stream music at, at BlacktopMojo, also on all social media. If you are already a fan, do a friend, neighbor, relative, do them a favor and introduce them to BlacktopMojo. Got a little BlacktopMojo with their cover of Fuels, oh, actually, with their cover of Fuels, Henridge. One of my favorite songs from the 90s and 90s. Henridge, yeah, let me leave that one alone. It's a fantastic song.
Speaker: You got to listen to it. And if you can't hear the lyrics, you got to look it up and listen to the lyrics. It's something else. But a little blacktop mojo with hemorrhage and it's actually acoustic and showcases the shit out of Matt's voice as if we need to do that anymore. After 109 episodes of this podcast, a little bit of a slow burn.
Speaker: But we're all good. Here we go. Got a few days, a little quiet time. I'll just talk and see how hard. That's what kids do. They push the buttons.
Speaker: Don't resolve just when you hate them. Drive the waters till the depths give up their debt. What did you expect to find? Was it something you left behind? Don't you remember anything I said? I said, don't fight.
Speaker: And lead me to myself Don't fall away And leave that bleed out in my hands In my hands again And leave that bleed out in my hands In my hands Love lies bleeding
Speaker: And now I feel contagious Am I the only place that you've left to go? She cries in life as light Some of it black and white They'll act as fake and lies Over and over and over again She cries, don't fall
Speaker: And leave me to myself Don't fall away And leave life bleeding in my hands In my hands again And leave life bleeding in my hands In my hands Love life bleeding And now I stand
Speaker: You take your way You don't remember what I do You never even try The fire
Speaker: Don't fall away and lead me to myself
Speaker: and leave love bleeding in my hands and my hands again and leave love bleeding in my hands and my hands again and leave love bleeding in my hands and my hands again and leave love bleeding
Speaker: And welcome back to the Nonsense School Nonsense. Hopefully you've enjoyed the last two hours. We've got one more hour left in us. Appreciate y 'all hanging out with us. Thank you Bernie for the heart. Thank you for the compliment on my music.
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Speaker: Google sites, nonsensical network. Yes. But that website has all the links to all of our social media or Spotify, email, everything. Quick, easy. I don't know. Does it have a link to haps up? Does it have a link to haps on it? No, it does not. Not yet. I'm working on that one because I have to actually find it. Bernie, have a great one.
Speaker: Enjoy your beers. Enjoy your lunch. I appreciate you hanging out. Chris, you talked about watching Gangster Squad. And I watched a movie that just came out on Netflix, at least here. I'm pretty sure it came out everywhere at the same time. Did you watch Metal Lords?
Speaker: It's actually pretty decent. It's actually pretty decent. One of the main characters, he's got a very punchable attitude, but it is redeemed. But the surprise twist, when a very famous person shows up, you don't see it coming and you're like, oh shit! I really do. There are some rock stars in it.
Speaker: But I have it is a brand new movie and literally just came out. I just I watched the last night I literally here's what here's the thing. I was watching it and I was like, you know what? I'm gonna I'm gonna go check something on the computer and I went to get up and
Speaker: and got hooked five minutes in and ended up watching the entire movie then went and checked what I wanted to check on here because I like I didn't even put my I literally set my phone down didn't scroll through tiktok and ship while I was watching I watched the entire movie I was very impressed I was very impressed on how well it was done the soundtrack is amazing
Speaker: And I believe, and I have to look it up, but I think one of the main characters is from Stranger Things. Correct me if I'm wrong. I have no idea. I have to look it up. Whoa. Why don't you do that? We haven't heard or done this in a long time. Chris was good. It's your news. You've got to talk to him. Shut up, Tony.
Speaker: It has been a while since I've got to play that sounder. I know, right? Or this one. I'm going to tell you a couple of stories. So listen to this. Listen to this. OK, listen. And the eye roll from Tony. Oh, snap. Sorry, real quick, before you get into the news, the kid that's in Metal Lords isn't it.
Speaker: plays Georgie's older brother. Thanks for interrupting us for that. That's what I recognized. All right. Well, let's go ahead and, and since it's been a while since we've done news. Yes. Let's, let's go ahead and start with some real fuckery, shall we? A, a TikToker says that a vibrator from Spencer's
Speaker: Almost killed her. I'm going to finish watching John. Go through this. Go ahead. Which one? Two. Two. They're on TNT or whatever. The battery is floating, correct? Nope. No. The TikToker says that her vibrator, which she purchased from Spencer's, caused her serious medical complications that put her into the hospital.
Speaker: Turned up too damn high. He better be there. The TikToker, the TikToker at AliceShawn2 posted a video showing herself and the thing that almost killed her. Her vibrator, the video also shows that the TikToker in the hospital, the video has been viewed well over a million times. But she was unable to post an explanation of the situation with her vibrator due to TikTok's community guidelines and this and the other thing.
Speaker: But she said she wants this vibrator at Spencer's. It has 10 settings on it. And she said that she was trying to get out of one of the mid to high level settings and the video cuts off, whatever. So she seems slowly working her way up through the settings, I'm assuming. Whose is that, Tony?
Speaker: I'm trying to just set back a list. I'll get it. Yeah, who's our list? That's Sadie. OK. OK. But she said the TikToker, Alice on, not that it matters, but just because of how she, what she's quoted. She's a black female. She said in her video.
Speaker: She said, girl, that damn toy almost cost me my whole damn life. Basically what had happened was it is a particular toy that has kind of like a little suction cup, so to say, on the end that you place onto yourself. Okay.
Speaker: It got stuck. Nice. And with it being stuck and it was still being turned on, it affected her. She affected her heart.
Speaker: Yeah, I was going to say, well, yeah, I mean, the arrhythmia kind of thing. Yeah, that's where my brain was going when you mentioned vibrators. And so the arrhythmia, I mean, you match that shit up. It's like that old adage of you. If if you get a group of guys to march across a bridge and they match the rhythm of the bridge, it'll take down the fucking bridge. Now, I does say in this article, some sex toys have therapeutic uses.
Speaker: and fit the FDA's criteria, how they sell them as massagers. They're not labeled as a sex toy. According to public health, but for most sex toys, labeling them for novel to use only
Speaker: reportedly gets the toy manufacturers out of the line of fire if something goes wrong. So sex toys are subject to the CPSCs, the US Consumers Products Safety Commission, novelty regulations, which do not require them extensive testing to ensure they're safe for prolonged mucus membrane contact. Public health post reports. Oh, also ladies and gentlemen, a little PSA for you.
Speaker: If you do enjoy the use of sex toys and there's nothing wrong with them because they are fun for both men and women. They are fun for couples. Everybody enjoys them. You can have fun with them. There's nothing wrong with it. There's nothing to be ashamed of. If you use sex toys, they are meant to enhance. Use responsibly. It's like drinking. You don't do it while driving.
Speaker: Clean your fucking toys. Yes. And yourselves. Agreed. And yourself. Clean your toys after every year. I'm old school. I still jerk off my undulates, so, you know. Well, yeah, so, I mean, but I don't have any personal sex toys, but, I mean... But if you have sex toys that you use, or if you are a couple and you enjoy using sex toys together, clean them when you're done. Yeah, most of them are just sexual escapes, by the way.
Speaker: Take that just take a fucking baby wipe and wipe them off it takes you 10 seconds Because they do get funky Even on it. Oh when they get off of it, which I'm yes. Yeah, they wipe it down But this isn't a dishwasher It's true Just watch the same But it says
Speaker: It says, most sex toys injuries are usually due to toys being accidentally lodged or stuck in an orphanage, an orifice, an orifice, an orphanage. I got my sex toys stuck in an orphanage. Orifice in an orifice. Why are you speaking to police instead of an ambulance? Because you said orphanage. Oh, no. That's not what I meant. I'm stuck in an orphanage. I'm not actually a pervert.
Speaker: I got sex toys stuck all over an orphanage. They're like, boom, that's the car I wanted. Oopsies. Oopsies. No. So since you're here, however, specific cases of fatal heart attacks revive raiders.
Speaker: Uh, or just sex have been reported. A woman in, uh, low sister England died from a sudden heart arrhythmia, probably brought on by her state of arousal as reported by the UK's daily record. And the sun reported that a man died of an extreme orgasm during sex. Yeah, but what, uh, way to go, way to go at the same time.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. And I'm gonna go. Yeah. Needless to say, a large majority of the people who commented on Alice Sean's TikTok asked her the name of the vibrator she used to make sure they weren't putting themselves in danger. The Daily Dot reached out to Alice Sean via her Instagram direct messenger and Spencer's via email. And yeah, no email. No response to say the least.
Speaker: She's still like this. Yeah, but apparently, apparently it got stuck. She wasn't using it properly. Yeah. Like, like, like Jeff said, like, we've all seen the movie Spinal Tap, right? Yep. No, which Tony probably hasn't. But the, the, you remember, remember the amplifier? It went to 11, but they only put it at 10. They're like, why do we go to 11? Well, this chick, she popped up to the library and she was like, I mean, it says it goes to 12. I might as well start out on 12.
Speaker: And she didn't realize that she bought a fucking octopus appendage and the fucking thing was just like, we're not letting go. And she was in such a state of arousal, you know, she was, she was, you know, she was enjoying it so much and it was causing her
Speaker: Yeah, well, that's things like - Orgasms to say that, you know, that she wasn't able to - Have you heard about this story? There's, you know, I mentioned it before that I used to love to watch the show Dumb Ways to Die. And there was a female that if you startled her, she would have an orgasm. And her boy thought it was hilarious. And he did it all the time and it killed her.
Speaker: because she had an orgasm while going up the stairs and he was like, and she was like, and fell down the stairs and broke her damn neck. Well, well, let's go from a TikToker. Let's go from a TikToker who almost killed herself.
Speaker: by pleasuring herself with a toy from Spencer and another PSA ladies and gentlemen Spencer's do not buy your sex toys do not buy your sex toys from Spencer's from another sex toys buy your sex toys from lions den or hustler or Adam or Eve you know a company that specializes in
Speaker: Or do it like we did in the 80s. Go to the sex shop, in a trench coat, buy it, hide it under your coat, and run home. Buy your sex advancement tools by a regulated shop, store, and or website. Exactly. A regulated... Do not go dispensers. Like experts work. Yeah, don't go dispensers where you can get bongs at one end of the store, terrible fucking anime t -shirts and banned t -shirts.
Speaker: and all in one shot. Yeah. Let's go from the young lady who almost killed herself with her vibrator to an older gentleman who decided to just stick something up his ass. Nice. I thought we just talked about that dude.
Speaker: A Brazilian man, an unnamed 54 -year -old Brazilian man, visited a hospital and was listening to the listen, listen to the, and I'm probably pronouncing this so wrong because I'm not Brazilian, but just by the way it's spelled, I'm going to go with my anus. Yeah, I don't have a translation for that.
Speaker: or maybe Manus, and I'm gonna go with my anus. 54 -year -old Brazilian male went to the hospital complaining that he was unable to defecate, felt nauseous, and was experiencing stomach pain. A report from the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports has revealed that doctors requested an X -ray of his abdomen after struggling to find out what was causing the pain while the man was hesitant to reveal the source of his discomfort. The X -ray spotted a metallic dumbbell
Speaker: In the man's rectum, a two kilogram dumbbell, which comes out to just a little over four pounds. Yeah, I know. Not a small dumbbell. Yeah, but they're like the ones you buy at Walmart that are like, they're paying the purple and blue. Not a small dumbbell to say the least. They're not small at all. And that's an odd shape to stick up your ass. Have you been to a sex toy shop lately?
Speaker: No, no, no, no, but a dumbbell is, you know, it goes in and out. Jeffrey, Jeffrey, do me a favor and Google the dragon tail dildo. No, I'm good. I'm good. Trust me, that's not that part. No, I've seen some crazy dildos because I find it hilarious. But at the end of the day, a dumbbell up his ass. Yeah. A four pound dumbbell.
Speaker: How do you not shit that out? It weighs four fucking pounds. What kind of asshole do you have for it to get up in the first place? Well, hey, now, of course. Jeffrey, again, to go back on the shape, to go back on the shape. According to TikTok, the asshole can stretch up to six inches before it rips. So the X -rays spotted the metallic dumbbell in the man's rectum, but medics were unable.
Speaker: they were unable to remove it surgically. So they had to manually remove it. So I'm only thinking that they got like, like forceps or something and stretched his asshole bigger than the dumbbell and some poor bastard had to reach up there like you're inseminating a female cow and grab ahold of it.
Speaker: Jeffrey, you and I grew up around farms, working on farms. You go up to your elbow. You go up to your elbow. You actually go up to your armpit. But, yeah. Yes. Jesus. They decided to perform a manual action. The man was released from the hospital after three days. It went on to make a full recovery. The report claims that items being placed in the rectum is quite
Speaker: Hello there. Common. Amongst men. Nice work, thank you. Yeah.
Speaker: A huge variety of rectal objects have been described and we've done some stories and we had the gentleman who had the to World War two Fucking missile bullet Anti anti tank tank shell bullet As a glass as a guy and if you're gonna stick some of your ass Do you really want to go to the sex shop and pick out a dildo or are you just gonna grab something random round house?
Speaker: I think, I think, I think it, I mean, my first thought would not be a dumbbell, but - Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. I was going to say, here's the thing. At the end of the day, this was not his first rodeo. This is not the first time. So at that point, at that point where you're shoving dumbbells up your ass,
Speaker: or military shells up your ass, you should have no shame and no problem going to the sex shop and buying the proper. Again, ladies and gentlemen, if you want to use sex toys or sexual advancement tools, however you want to say them, just go to a proper dealer, go to a proper store, go to a website, you can order Anana's, Anana, Anana, Anana, Anana, Anana, Anana.
Speaker: Words are hard anonymously on websites like Adam and Eve, Pure Romance. There are plenty of websites out there where you can, and I only know those two because. Well, your ex used to sell them. You need to go back to church. No, but it's not even about that. You need more than Jesus in your life if you're sticking dumbbells in your ass. No, no, no, no, no, no. Well, don't go down that road because as we've stated on here multiple times, there is an ass for every ass. There's an ass for every ass. And if that's your thing,
Speaker: If that's your thing, more power to you. But if you're going to do it, do it right. Go get the proper equipment. It's like, if I'm going to build a house, I'm not going to do it. Are you serious? Are you giving advice on what to stick up your ass? No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, OK. I'm just going to experience. If I'm going to build a house, I'm not going to use a hand screwdriver. I'm going to buy a fucking drill. So if you're going to do it, get the proper equipment. Yeah, exactly. Go to a proper drill.
Speaker: You know, it just, the more you know, and knowing is half the better. This is what I've missed about news. This is what I've missed about news. Because we started to kind of deal away with news shortly after, like, Toni came on and I think we kind of did away from news. So this is what I was kind of missing from news. And those of you who are listening to us,
Speaker: on the replay, you're not getting the full experience. So download HAPS. So as I read these news stories, Jeffrey and I are, we are, we are, we are immune to it at this point, but Tony, the amount of times that he, the amount of times he's gotten up and walked off camera in his pure silence is golden, you guys.
Speaker: No, no, in all seriousness, Tony, I don't remember what episode it is. And it was a very early on episode. But Chris told me the story of this guy that broke into a Burger King and drank 28 gallons of French. You know, the French fryer, the French fryer, like the big where they drop the baskets in the deep fryer.
Speaker: So this story, I'll never forget this story. The man was a... The man finds a way to cheat on his diet. He was a very large man. And guess where it was of all places, Tony? Florida. I'll give you three guesses and the first two don't count. Yeah, it was Florida. Florida! This dude was a big cat. He was mad because his wife
Speaker: put him on a vegan diet. And he was so hungry for a cheeseburger that he broke into a Burger King and drank the deep fryer oil. Like split up underneath of it. It was like 22 gallons in 45 minutes. Yeah, it was some ridiculous number. And he was arrested and he was let out of bail.
Speaker: Well, Burger King didn't press any charges or anything like that. Burger King didn't press any charges. They just asked him to replace the door he broke and pay for the fry oil he drank. Yeah. But drink the fry oil. Well, I would like to say that the stories I have tonight get better. They don't. They never do. They don't get worse. But they don't get better. Tony, this is in your neck of the woods. In Atlanta, Georgia. Uh -oh.
Speaker: a woman quit her full -time job to pursue something else. What do you guys think that she quit her job to pursue? I would say only fans. I would say you're wrong. Tony, would you like to care to take a stab at this? I don't even think I'll be surprised anymore, Charming. Well, this young lady quit her full -time job. She was a bartender, mind you. Okay.
Speaker: in order to pump enough breast milk to feed her bodybuilding boyfriend. What's this woman's name? It's like every, every hour. According to the son, Jennifer Mulford is like, I used to date that chick. Well, that's her job. Mulford M U L F O R D.
Speaker: Left her job as a bartender so she could produce enough milk for her boyfriend, Brad Leeson. Now, mind you, when you hear she's quitting her job so she can produce enough breast milk to feed her bodybuilding husband. I gotta stop you. I can't take this shit no more. She's not an ugly woman. She's not even a D -cup. What is she doing?
Speaker: but look up her boyfriend. Look up her boyfriend. So you would think, you would think bodybuilder, you would think a big dude. This motherfucker is probably five, six, five, seven, maybe 160 pounds. He does not look like, he looks like, he looks like your stereotypical trailer park trash goofball with some muscles. I wouldn't say that. He looks like somebody who shot him. He got a little bit of muscle on him, but he ain't that big. He's not that big of a bother builder, no.
Speaker: She's not an ugly woman. She's not an ugly woman. She's not an ugly woman. But she's not top heavy. I think she was a top heavy woman. She was like that. Well, hold on. Hold on a second. Now, mind you, she met her boyfriend. She was single. And she went on a website that was all about adult breastfeeding relationships. ABR. So she specifically searched this out. This is her kink. This is what she's into. That is a group.
Speaker: Apparently there's a website And yes, there's a facebook group adult breastfeeding adult breastfeeding breastfeeding relationships abr She said she's been quoted saying I have always enjoyed my breastfeeding touch during sex more than anything else So I know I would I knew I would enjoy it She told us that I used dating sites, but messages on abr forums and even put an advert on craigslist
Speaker: I drew a blank, but I drew a blank. I started to think I would never try adult breastfeeding. Eventually she started talking with Lee Sin, a former high school boyfriend. I thought it was a perfect time to bring up ABR and see if he'd be interested. Mulford said brat, Mulford 36 gave birth to her daughter 20 years ago and said she
Speaker: had to dry breastfeed Lisa every two hours and use a breast pump to pull her body into lactating. So she had to trick her body. A grown ass man was breastfeeding off of this woman.
Speaker: I don't want none of y 'all perhaps talking about me no fucking more. I don't want none of y 'all on the website talking about me no fucking more. That's the craziest shit I've ever heard in my fucking life. She said, she said, I have taken a break from my job because. And y 'all some Game of Thrones fanatics. Y 'all need your asses with. Go to fucking Burger King, go to McDonald's and go to the gym. She said, she said, I've taken a break from my job because I want to devote everything to making this work, she said.
Speaker: Mulford said she believes adult breastfeeding will create a magical bond between her and Lee Sin. And Lee Sin meanwhile hopes that nursing will give his body health benefits. However, critics on social media have criticized the pair for sexualizing breastfeeding. Yes. One person was quoted, was quoted as saying, and I'm assuming this is a woman because I a hundred percent agree. Breastfeeding should not be sexualized and if a woman
Speaker: wants to breastfeed her baby in public, she should have no issues and she should be allowed to. No, exactly. I don't see a problem with that. That's what the fuck it is. It's not, it's not, now people, now people like Jeff are going to stand in the corner and go, oh yeah, we're pretty good. No, not really. Don't do it. No, but you know, but there are people that are good at this. No, because I, like, as much as I do like boobs, if I see a woman breastfeeding,
Speaker: It's almost a turn off to me because of the simple fact. That's what they did. Because it's not sexualized to me. Yeah, I understand. It's not a turn off. It's not a turn on. It's a part of life. As they said in Lion King, it is a circle of life. Isn't that? Agreed. Or as Rafiki said, he doesn't know about that. He was talking to me. And I told Rishi, like, what about the guy? Listen, that's what they're there for. I've had my fun. They're his now. Until he's done, I got to leave them there all alone. Because I don't want to take them.
Speaker: But one person was quoted on social media saying, it's idiots like these two that are making it difficult for breastfeeding mothers to do so in public, or to do so publicly without shame or ridicule. They are only increasing the sexualization of breastfeeding.
Speaker: There is another quote from medical field that says, there is no end caps, no medical benefits for adults to consume breast milk. Breast milk is for babies. One woman wrote on Facebook. So she must not have any kids, can't have kids. Well, not necessarily because I mean, then breastfeeding breastfeeding for a child.
Speaker: No, she must not have no kids. She must not have no kids. She had a child. She had a kid, but she's been fake. But it was 20 years after. Right. She's been tricking her body for 20 years. She's been tricking her body for 20 years to continue to lactate. Not for 20 years. She had a child. Her child's an adult, a grown ass adult, over 20 years old. So she hooked up with her boyfriend.
Speaker: She does not look like she has a grandchild. She's 36 years old. So she was 15 or 16 when she had her baby. Still. She was young. She was a teenage mom. So ultimately when she started dating him and they started doing this,
Speaker: breastfeeding thing, the ABR, she had to trick her body. That's where she was doing dry breastfeeding with him. And she was using a breast pump and stuff like that to trick her body into thinking that she needs to lactate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I got it. I got all cleaned up. Got a, got a, uh, I'm meeting, well, I met, um,
Speaker: I was supposed to meet Jody's mom and sister and family tomorrow, but I met them last night and then we'll be going over tomorrow for Easter dinner. So I had to look representable. You know, I couldn't come looking like a scrub. Sure, they like me, Tony, first and foremost. But I gotta go fry some chicken and I have another story for you guys.
Speaker: Tony, I want to read you this tweet. I'm no mathematician by any means, but as soon as you hear it, you know the math is wrong on this. Elon Musk net worth is about $300 billion. Twitter's market value is about $27 billion.
Speaker: The world's population is just under 8 billion. He could literally buy Twitter and still have enough left over to give the world 1 billion dollars each person. Not a billion, but it doesn't. No, it's not. I know it's not. No, this is a direct quote from Twitter. I'm sorry. That's what's wrong with the world today. Jeffrey. Maybe go drive us back to school.
Speaker: That was not my math. That was not my math. This is about the 20th time you brought this topic up on this fucking show. I know. I'm going to strangle you if you do it again. I did not. I did not. Why do you like this, Bobby? You literally made an entire TikTok video about this. I'm sorry. At the end of the day, how bad is your math that you think if you have $8 ,300 billion, $8 million a hundred people are stupid? I've done three stories on stupid people.
Speaker: And I'm about to do a fourth one. I'm just saying. Georgia's become the new Florida, by the way. Who's that? Georgia's become the new Florida, by the way. Oh, really? Because you got another Georgia woman. Georgia woman is facing criminal charges after she allegedly lied
Speaker: about being pregnant to get paid time off from work. Nice. The case involving the suspect, 43 year old Robin Folsom is being prosecuted by the Georgia office of attorney general. A news released by the Georgia office of inspector general, the OIG stated that Folsom is facing three counts. She did this three fucking times. I was going to say she's done it three times.
Speaker: facing three counts of making false statements and one count of identity fraud. She was indicted on February, this is back in February when she was indicted by a grand jury in Fulton County. According to the inspector general's office, Folsom previously worked as a director of external affairs for the Georgia Vocational Rehabilitation Agency, the GVAR, the GVRA. In October of 2020, she notified the agency's human resource department
Speaker: that she was pregnant and later announced that the baby was born in May of 2021. Her employer subsequently received an email from a person claiming to be the baby's father. The email stated that Folsom needed to rest for several weeks following the birth. Folsom was then granted seven weeks of paid time off under the Family and Medical Leave Act, FMLA. We all have that. Yeah.
Speaker: However, an observation from Folsom's co -worker who suspected she might be wearing a pregnancy belly helped prompt the investigation. The OIG's investigation told he wants to kill himself. Investigation revealed that in March of 2021, a co -worker observed that the lower portion of Folsom's stomach come away from her body. So the Velcro
Speaker: wasn't holding it together. And believe that Folsom wore a fake pregnant stomach. In addition, Folsom allegedly sent pictures of her new baby to various GBRA employees, however, inconsistent and depicted children with varying skin tone. Little kids like newborn, 37, six,
Speaker: This is our new baby Black couple Asian baby Also had to repeat had reported
Speaker: the birth of a child in July of 2020, the year prior, and claimed she was again pregnant in August of 2021, just a few months after second said baby was born. OIG learned that the state office - So technically she could have got away with it. Well, no. If she would have spaced it out. Yes. OIG, um,
Speaker: learned that the state office of vital records did not possess any birth certificates. Listing Folsom as a mother and reviewed a medical and insurance record and found no indication that Folsom had ever delivered a child after being interviewed by investigators
Speaker: Folsom resigned from her position in October. Georgia is much better than Florida. Yeah, you're not sounding this is two stories. You're not sounding much better than Florida. The IG did not immediately respond to people's requests for additional comment from Folsom and that she obtained an attorney.
Speaker: As Jeff before you go before you go any before you go any further you said if she was smart now Let me take you back to the beginning of the story a Georgia woman is charged for allegedly faking pregnancy to get paid leave Three different times, okay? So she was obviously smart enough she made one little mistake She would have never done hot she could have been like
Speaker: Oh, I have to go. I have to leave work early because my my kid is sick. I have to leave work early because my kid got a fight at school. She could have milked this for everything is worth. But no, she got greedy. And the dates of because when your kid's sick or your when your kid is sick or when your kid gets hurt at school or gets into a fight at school, you're only leaving early that day. Maybe the next day understood.
Speaker: But when you fake a pregnancy, maternal leave is what, seven weeks? I wonder if she could have faked a pregnancy, then faked a death and gotten like grieving time. I mean. Depending on who you were.
Speaker: That would have made more sense, like, oh, my son died. Yeah, but that would make you an absolutely disgusting and shitty human being to say, oh, not only are you lying about being pregnant, but then you lie and say that your baby died. Yeah. I got one more story of the stupid for you guys. And Tony, Tony,
Speaker: You're a little bit more left -leaning. Say a little bit more left -leaning. These are your fucking people. These stories make me sound like a goddamn genius. That's all I'm saying. These people are borderline... As I said, you're a little bit more left -leaning. A little bit more left -leaning. Radical environmentalists urge people to target wealthy areas
Speaker: and deflate SUV tires. You're people. We learned that from y 'all. You didn't learn shit. No, first and foremost, you psychopaths on the left who think that everything should be given to you without working for it. I'm gonna deflate this right now. I don't care what your reason is. You fuck with my ride, I'm taking your life.
Speaker: You better find out we did it. No. I catch so many fuck with my ride in any way, shape, or form. I will fuck you up so much, you'll think you were hit by a train. I got a couple people in me. Tony, let me ask you a question. Tony, let me ask you a question. Do you have cameras on the outside of your house? Nope. You don't have cameras on the outside of your house? Nope.
Speaker: Because I'm pretty sure you've said that you have cameras outside of your house at some point on this podcast. No, he said his phone out there so you can watch that one day. I thought you said you had cameras out there because... No, he said his laptop. That's how you knew when somebody pulled up out there. No, he said it through the window. Yes. Okay. Well, anyways, it is 2022. How many people have ring doorbells? How many people have cameras around their house? They do.
Speaker: It is not going to be that hard to figure out that somebody has deflated your slash in the tires. They're just deflating the air. I don't care. I don't care. No, no, no, no, no. I agree with you. You don't fuck with a man's woman. You don't fuck with nobody's car. I'm with him on that. I'm on the same page. I'm 100 % my kids. I'll kill you one way or another. I'm with him on it. I am never ever will I ever be a lib. When you focus on kids, fuck them.
Speaker: When you know I'm on the same page, you fuck with my car, you fuck with my woman, you fuck with my kids. I'm going to jack your world up. Not necessarily in that order, but I saw a TikTok the other day where this guy's like, what would you do if I painted a cow on your car? I said, you touch my car, I'm gonna fucking kill you. But a radical environment group is urging its followers to target wealthy areas. So, OK, so you're going to go to a wealthy neighborhood. OK.
Speaker: How many neighborhoods do you know that don't have cameras or security or whatever? Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker: Yeah, but being down in Charleston, even the older folks living in the wealthy neighborhoods. Here's my question. This came up on TikTok the other day and it fucking blew my mind. What's considered wealthy? Because I know some cats down here that the poorest of the poor in the state are rich compared to here. Yes. So what is this? Let me define wealthy for you. Wealthy is you got more than what I got.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. And that's what this group is talking about. At the end of the day, there's always somebody that has less than you. Of course. So everybody's wealthier than somebody. I agree. Unless you are in some fourth world country living under a fucking bridge, nothing to eat, nothing to wear, that's the poorest of the poor. So technically, this wealthy area is everywhere in the United States but their house apparently.
Speaker: Well, but they're telling them to let the air out of gas guzzling, SUV tires, and effort to fight climate change. Adbusters, which describes itself as an international collective of artists, designers, writers, musicians, poets, punks, philosophers, and wild hearts. Basically a group of people who want stuff given to them and never have to work hard for a day in their life. I never heard of them.
Speaker: I've never heard of them either, but I'm just the group. These are people who spent four years in college. Mommy and Daddy bought everything for them or they got massive student loans debt and they're waiting for somebody to pay off your debt. These are people who have liberal arts and not saying they're liberal, this is the degree they have.
Speaker: They went to liberal arts colleges. There's there's a couple of them here in Ohio. Everybody sound like a bunch of priests is trying to start some shit. Mm hmm. That's what it sounds like. Sounds like a bunch of knuckleheads. I just want to find something to do to find a new way to get in trouble. They posted instructions on how to flee. The price of insurance and the price of gas. You're out of your fucking mind. Well, they posted instructions on how to deflate tires.
Speaker: They said to wedge a piece of gravel, they said to wedge a piece of gravel in the tire valves, the leaflet, the SUV to let them know the tires are flat and why it was done and walk away. It's that simple. The group said in a tweet,
Speaker: This can go out on the internet or this can go out on Twitter. And this is why Elon Musk is buying Twitter right now. Because this can go out. Instructions on how to actively vandalize and be a criminal. But God forbid somebody says Trump 2024 because they'll get banned on Twitter. And that is why Elon Musk did it. Or they mentioned somebody's laptop.
Speaker: Yes. So, so if we if we organize we can hit enough SUVs in particular neighborhoods to spark reporting. Let me see one of those leaps that's on my fucking card. Because I'm going to that fucking place that printed it. Find out who printed it. That I will Liam Neeson. Whoever did that. We have. I ain't got time for you right now dammit.
Speaker: I actually did have a top ten for the night. That was a good one. That was movie related. But we won't get to it tonight. Well, the group told its followers to start by targeting wealthy areas. Our goal isn't to disrupt workers.
Speaker: So, yeah, we're going to go to quote unquote wealthy areas, but we don't want to disrupt workers. For people who are working and are earning their money and now you've fucked with their car so they can't go to work. Tony, you must be in a wealthy neighborhood. Yeah. Well, he does live in a white neighborhood, so. But yeah, so you're targeting people who do work while your lazy ass sits around and doesn't do anything. Yeah.
Speaker: So. That's a good way to get shot. That's a good way to get shot because at the end of the day and that's what and that's what some people that's what some people have commented because in this day and age there's three of us in here right now and I think all three of us would agree if you and I know Tony will because Tony's gone out there when people aren't even on his property. They're just sitting in the street in front of his house. If you are on my property at that moment in time, I'll stand your fair game. What happens happens depends on the state.
Speaker: Depending on the state, if they have a standard ground, Ohio is about to have a standard ground law. At the end of the day, I got a baseball bat with a sock on it. Let's play fuck around and find out. Yeah. You're right. Uh, but it says, uh, I just bought it too. It said that deflating the tires of SUVs, which are playing a large role in the carbon emissions are
Speaker: argued also would hurt the automotive industry where, where, so not only are they trying to target these cars for polluting. Well, they're, but no, no. And they're, and they're simple minds. They think if they target SUVs, people are ultimately going to stop buying them. So then you take, so then you hit, then you hit the car manufacturers. So then you're then the car manufacturers are taking a hit.
Speaker: because people aren't buying these big SUVs, so now they're gonna have to stop making them, because they're gonna stop making money. This is what's going on. This is their fucking thought process. Adbusters, whose goal is to totally reinvention of the culture and political playbook, argue that climate change is the biggest crisis we face as species, and we are failing the test in every step. Tony, Chris, Tony and I talked about this last night. You know what pollutes more than cars?
Speaker: Tony knows. Lithium mines. What are electric cars batteries made out of? Lithium. Well, all batteries are gold lithium. Yeah. But have you seen what lithium has? No, I don't know. I'm not going to lie. You can't Google it. I tried last night. But lithium mine would take up an area the size of Mount Vernon.
Speaker: No, not Mount Vernon. It would take up the size of Belleville. Okay. A town of 2 ,000 people, 2 ,000 plus people. It would take up the entire town. And all batteries are called lithium. Yeah. My battery's in this. Lithium. Lithium. Lithium. They have been lithium since bathing started. Yeah. I got my first vape kit 13 years ago, 12 years ago.
Speaker: And my batteries in that were lithium. Now they were internal batteries, but they were lithium. The batteries that you buy now, these rechargeable ones are all lithium. No more nickel cameo. Energizers, Duracell, even your Dollar Tree, generic batteries are lithium. And lithium mines pollute 10 times more than
Speaker: several thousand SUVs. And let's just look at factories in general. Yeah. That have been around for years and years and years. I mean the Budweiser plant, the Budweiser home office, the main plant is in Columbus. Right. Not to mention all the other factories and every state and every city, your factories. But this is again, this is the feeble -minded
Speaker: So this is the world that we've created. This is the world that we've created with social media where everybody thinks that their opinion matters and that they're going to fix the world with every hair brain idea they have. And at the same time they're going to get second for no. I can see a lot of people get hurt trying to mess with people's lips.
Speaker: Well, at the end of the day, that's going to be the thing. And Jody's probably asleep right now. Otherwise, I would ask him. I'd love to say perfect. As a police officer, you know, what do you do in that situation? If somebody comes up, you know, like if we're here right now, and somebody pulls up in the driveway, and they start pissing with our cars, and I go out there and beat the hell out of them, am I in their own? Yes. I don't know. No, they're on your property. That's trespassing. Yes, he is. First thing you're saying is, why are you in here? Here's the question. That's your property.
Speaker: It's hers. But if you're messing with my car, that is sitting in the driveway, that is my property. There's different. But a little below. But who's to say whether or not, who's to say that she doesn't say I live here? They need proof. They need proof. They would need proof of that.
Speaker: I live here, there's your proof. Again, like, she's not awake, I don't think. Otherwise, I would ask her. She would know more about it than the three of us combined. They need proof that you live there. They don't have no proof. They don't document a proof of you. Plus, at the same time, I'd probably be more worried about her going out there and fucking somebody up than me. Right. She's got a gun. She can legally carry a gun. But she also has a taser. And I'll tell you what, that's been full of it. That's just it.
Speaker: Oh, no, absolutely. No, no, no. I'd be like, hey, let me borrow your Taser for five minutes. And who's going to go against me? They see me and they see her. And somebody's on her property damaging her property. And I go out there and I defend her. I mean, you look at the two of us side by side. Tony, the people that are doing this. No, I'm not saying she can't handle her own because she can't handle her own. The people that are going to be doing this, they're against guns. They're against anything that we would be for. They would let themselves. If I went out there and was like, with my deep ass voice.
Speaker: They would probably fall and hurt themselves. And I wouldn't even have to leave the house. I could just open the door and shout out. Pee all of themselves, trip and fall. Then try to sue Jerry. When they see you, they're going to be in shock. They give you two extra seconds.
Speaker: We're going to do a slow motion Western walk. You grab your phone, you throw your Spotify on. You just have it playing through the sound system around the house. I'm going to put on fighting music. Start playing Rocky. Let the body, let the body, let the body.
Speaker: Have you seen that TikTok video?
Speaker: The new trend is, what would you do if I broke in your house? Oh, yeah, that trend's been going on for a minute. So he stitched it with what he set up with his Alexa. And it says, Alexa, code red. And the whole place starts glowing red. Coming out of the coffee table is a stack of guns. No, no, the best one. The body's on the floor. And I was like, why need that? Yes, me too. Me too.
Speaker: The best one is in the world I live in. And I know he'll never hear this. I know he'll never know that we even exist at this point. But I believe his name is Big Old Tex. And he's this big dude. He's a big bodybuilder guy. And he's got the kindest generalist heart in the world.
Speaker: Prayers to you, thoughts to you. He's going through a lot of medical stuff right now, but he did a video. It's one of those, what would you do if we broke into your house? And it shows him, hit the garage button. The garage door slowly goes down. He's wearing this crazy blonde wig and he's like right in the camera. And he goes, now you're gonna play with me.
Speaker: We're gonna have one more. And he's so big, like he's so big. He's a big bodybuilder guy. Like I said, he's a scary looking dude, but he watches TikTok videos. His backstory is something else. His son was murdered when his son was little. And the guy's got the biggest, kindest heart in the world.
Speaker: But that video, man, it kills me every time I see it. It's just like, this man's about to rape him. A lot. A lot. You gotta remember, you gotta remember, there's something very important. You get much less time, you get much less time for a rape charge than you do a murder charge. This is true. So come on in to my house and let's play a game.
Speaker: Well, that's what I mean. I don't tell you. I've been gone for a month. Come on in. I'm not going to raise anybody. But you break into my house. Welcome to Chris's fun house. Because as people. I'm getting one of those rumbas and I'm putting an anti -personnel mind on it that doesn't run around. I'm getting drunk. I'm strapping a dildo to the drone.
Speaker: And I'm going to let you run around and make it. And if I get you, I win. But I saw this one. This guy says, Alexa, we need guns. And his cabinet opens up like this. And a bunch of guns pop out. And he says, Alexa, we need more guns. And two other cabinets open up. And they're shotguns and AR -15s. And I'm like, I want one. But I mean, there's a saying that's been around for a long time. And I'm sure you guys have heard it.
Speaker: Those locks on my door are not there. No, those locks are not there to protect me. No, they're there to protect you. You know? And I mean, you know, like I said, unfortunately, I'm sure she's got to work in the morning, and I think she might have fallen asleep on the couch. I don't know how she falls asleep with my loud ass around her, but she's comfortable. You know what? It's like white noise.
Speaker: I'll take that. After a while, when you're around somebody you're comfortable with, it becomes white noise and it becomes comfortable. I'm giving you a compliment, sir. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not trying to be negative, but my wife does the same thing. No, no, no, no. That's what I'm saying. That's a good thing. I can tell her a story. My wife and I, when we first started dating, one of our first dates that wasn't like, we didn't go out, she came over to the house and I said, come on over, I'll make you dinner.
Speaker: And she was not letting me cook for her. I was making spaghetti. Now, spaghetti does not take that long. My wife and I had known each other for, like, a week. She passed out on the couch. That's how I knew she was comfortable. Because I'm not the guy you should be. No, exactly. Well, that's absolutely our favorite thing to do is to just sit on the couch. And usually I'll sit down, and she lays down, and she puts her head in my lap, and whatever. Last night, like I said last night, she
Speaker: She came home from work, did a couple of things around the house, whatnot. And then we sat down on the couch and she laid down and within 10 minutes, she was out. And I love that. That's one thing I'm looking forward to more than anything is like, ultimately at the end of the day, every evening, being able to come on the couch with her and watch TV at the end of the day.
Speaker: When I'm at work, I'm on it, but as soon as I'm done with work, I sit down on the couch, I start doing this. Goofy ass drinks, 25 fucking... No, I start falling asleep. I drink two. I drink two.
Speaker: I drink two first thing in the morning, get all my shit done, and then about five o 'clock I start falling asleep. I'm up every day at like nine o 'clock, I go to bed about two, three, something like that. Nine o 'clock, I'm almost on luncheon. I don't have to start work till nine, so.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't want to start lunch at night. I mean, I can technically start working. I can't, the problem is if I start... And I've already been up for five hours. Well, yeah, but you got to remember, if I start... Well, the problem is, is that your company stays in California. No, you don't. But if I start calling people, I start calling people at nine o 'clock my time, and their company is in California, it's six o 'clock in the morning. They're not in the office. I don't start calling anybody until ten o 'clock.
Speaker: but I usually have books. I've already taken my morning nap by 10 o 'clock. I started at six. So that's like, you know, I go to lunch at like an 11, 11 30. I usually try to go to lunch no later than 11 30. I have to remind myself lately. Yeah. Lately I've been, I've actually been busy at work and I haven't been going to lunch until like 12, 12 30. So then it's like,
Speaker: I take my lunch, and after I take my lunch, I've only got like an hour left to work. So it's like, well, I'm about to go fucking dive into something else with an hour left. This week, I got really busy around Tuesday and Wednesday. And literally, Wednesday, I had just enough time to eat before we started the show. And Tuesday, I forgot to eat until 6 o 'clock. Because I don't eat breakfast.
Speaker: Because, fuck that. I don't like breakfast. Well, if you drink energy drinks. It's good for you. It's the breakfast of champions, too. Well, it's good for you. Sorry, I had to. Cigarettes and energy drinks. No, I used to do that. I used to do that. Cigarette and a Pepsi. Every morning. Hey, Ellen.
Speaker: I am slowly. I am slowly cutting out the energy drinks. You need to cut out the cigarettes is what you need to do. That's what I'm gonna tell your wife. I'm gonna message her and be like, you know how much this motherfucker has been smoking in the house? He smokes like four packs a day in the house. He called you tiny.
Speaker: Jeff's going to get a phone call. Hola, Papi. I'm staying in Europe for another six weeks, bitch. I know, I got to wait until six feet from Maine. When I do come home, I'm going to stab you. That's OK. I'll take it. Speaking of stabs, one of my neighbors got stabbed the other day.
Speaker: Oh shit, for real? Like in the neighborhood? Or were they out and out? In the neighborhood. In the neighborhood. Was it his wife, or? No, it was literally, he went, he got mugged on the way to the place where I go get cigarettes. Oh, so it wasn't in your, it wasn't in your housing development. Well, he got, he got. It was outside of the. Picture, I'll send you the picture of my wife's house. It was outside of the compound. It was just outside the compound. Yeah, but still. But here's the crazy thing, here's the crazy thing. I'm like, oh, I'm sitting 14 feet away.
Speaker: It was it as well. That's a, that is a viable question, Sadie. Sadie, you crazy. That is a, that is a legit question. And that is a legit question. You're a woman and you know I'm right. Here's the, here's the problem. This dumb motherfucker goes at two o 'clock in the morning to go to the beer. But that's the thing, dude, it doesn't matter that you're in Mexico or anything like that. That happens a lot in, in, in, in, in, we won't say for neighborhoods or wealthy neighborhoods,
Speaker: but like gated communities, even where I lived at. You walk in anywhere by yourself after 10 o 'clock at night, you're looking to get robbed. Yeah, you're still here. Even where I lived at in Charleston, it was a nice - I'm home. I'm not going to work. Yeah. I lived in a very nice neighborhood. Some might say wealthy in Charleston, my house. It wasn't gated, but once you left that entrance, people would literally wait at the stoplight. Now, you could only drive in and out.
Speaker: But people would wait at the stoplight or at the get because there was a gas station right across. And a lot of people in my, in my, my, my community or my subdivision, they would just drive their golf carts because you could drive your golf carts on the main road down in Charleston. So they would just be like, Oh, it's two o 'clock in the morning. I'm drunk as shit. I want to go get more beer. And they would all pile on their golf cart. I have one of my neighbors that lived behind me. Uh, him and his buddy went to the gas station that was across the street from the entrance of our neighborhood.
Speaker: and a guy tried to muggle. They'd beat the hell out of him. The gas station attendant recorded it and laughed his ass off. That was the funniest fucking video I ever seen because like they went by, I was doing my periscope and they went by and they, hey, click, what's going on? I said, hey, you guys want to get beer? They're like, yeah, are you good? Do you need anything? I'm like, oh, you know, I think I'm good, blah, blah, blah. And they came back about a half hour later and I was like, Jesus Christ, where did you guys go fucking buy beer at? They're like, bro,
Speaker: You have got to listen to this. The gas station sent them the video. So like we're sitting in the garage and we're drinking beer. I'm doing the periscope. And the one guy who has the podium is like, all right, this is where the guy tries to bug us. And he puts it right in front of the camera. And it shows like the guy tries to mug him and he didn't see his buddy who was on the golf cart. His buddy came from behind him and just like, just
Speaker: You know, one of those drunk ass haymakers. You're like a drunk ass haymaker. This motherfucker came from the, from the pavement all the way around. And he just bit you in the ear. And then they proceeded to, they proceeded to stop a mud one in his ass. I mean, from the, from the, from the gas pump where they parked the, the golf cart.
Speaker: all the way to the entrance of the gas station. They were literally stomping a muddle in them stone cold style. And then you see on the security footage where the gas station attendant comes to the door and opens the door and he's got his phone. He was recording it on the security camera. They keep a cop truck.
Speaker: with cops in it, 90 % of the time, they either have just the truck sitting there or they'll have a truck with a cop in it. It was just the truck, nobody was in it. And, you know, dude tried to mug you. And I literally went out this morning when I was going to the grocery store and I said, I told the cop, I said, hey, fair warning, I'm carrying a baseball bat from now on.
Speaker: And they're like, why? I said, well, my neighbor got mugged. You fuckers weren't here. So I'm carrying a baseball bat from now on. If you see something, turn your head. And they said, OK. And then the cop that was in the back of the truck goes, put a sock on it. And I was like, good idea. I came home and grabbed, I want to pack socks today for it. You bought a pack of socks, but you used your old socks on it.
Speaker: Now these are cheap, they're like a buck for free. But, well, you don't hold the concept of the sock on the bat, right? That's noise. Nope. If they grab the bat, you get a second swing. If they grab the bat mid swing, you just slide it sock right off, keep swinging.
Speaker: That's the sock on the mat. Well, yeah, it's less noise too. Yeah, I went out and bought me a Louisville slugger today. I got it sitting over there by the front door. It's time to go in the small. It's time to go. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. I'm going to finish this bit. I'm going to finish this bit. I just, she's crashed out on the couch. She's got earbuds in.
Speaker: the tablet in front of her. She literally fell asleep watching us. She's still hearing us. I love it. So if I scream loud enough, it might wake her up, right? Yes, she'll laugh.
Speaker: She wakes up, comes running, and hey, make sure your hands. This is a blur of her body jumping across Superman style across the screen. Superman, God love her. She said that beautiful. She's so adorable. Man fudges you. Love her to death. Yes, Tony, you weren't lying earlier when you said that she's got me completely wrapped around her finger. No, that was me. I said that.
Speaker: Well, and that's the other thing in the society that we live in today. Nobody has any fear of repercussions or anything like that because those who look to do harm or commit a crime or anything like that, they don't fear repercussions. No, because even stealing from a store in certain places, if you steal less than $2 ,000, they don't give a shit.
Speaker: They go viral on TikTok for it. I mean, Tony, you're from New York. The knockout game originated in New York, where you would record yourself just run up on some random stranger and hit them and try to knock them out in one punch. Try to knock me out and see what happens. That's terrible. No, it was a knockout game. It was little. You knock them out, record it, and then run away. That's what they call it. And it originated in New York.
Speaker: And unfortunately, it originated by black teenagers. So another, another, you know, and it's not, I'm not saying that just to say it. No, it really did. And that's just another, it's another one of those things that, you know, people like you and people like a million other people on this, on this planet.
Speaker: around and you know that tried to get away from that shit it unfortunately well i mean i mean when you think about it i mean with with a lot of the lawmakers now it wasn't like black or white crime or anything like that it was just it was just hey there's a guy go hit him see what happens hahaha this is fun it's getting an initiation no that too
Speaker: But my thought is this is, and I'll use California as an example. In California, you can go and steal $1 ,999 worth of shit out of a store and they will not convict you. $2 more. No, it's $1 ,099. $1 ,999. I was going to say, and again, this is where
Speaker: Jody Jody would be beneficial, but I thought anything more than 500 even Tony you might know because you were you were a cop in the military weren't you Tony? Well no back in the day when we were kids when we were kids Anything over like a hundred bucks. I thought it was 500 was a felony
Speaker: Right, but now, yeah, back in the day, 500 was a felony. Now, it's - Not even back in the day, I'm talking about people. Under 2000 is not a felony. Under 2000 is not a felony in California. I have to look that up, I don't know. I have to look that up. I could be wrong on the exact number, but it's like really high number. Like a ridiculous amount of number. But I mean, even these fucking privileged jerk -off white kids that just recently started that thing where
Speaker: They were, uh, it was a trend on TikTok where you vandalize, um, your school, school property. And you would record yourself. I'm stealing a toilet seat. Oh yeah. Well, you stole a toilet seat. I'm stealing a drinking fountain. Yeah. So the point where these high schools, these high schools, and it's gotten so big and so popular that everybody's doing it. These high schools are a lock in the bathrooms and saying that you cannot use the restrooms.
Speaker: at all during the day. And then the parents want to go, well, that's unconstitutional. You can't tell my child. He can't go to the bathroom. I got video proof of him stealing a toilet seat. Yeah. They're stealing and destroying our bathrooms because it's a trend. So yeah, we're in at the end of the day, uh, schools are federal. Yeah. It's the government.
Speaker: state, whatever. So they're miners. What are you going to do to them? If they break more than a certain amount of money, they should go to be tried as an adult. I do a little bit every day. Well, here's my other problem. I saw a TikTok and it sums it up perfectly.
Speaker: Guys sitting next to a window on a plane, woman leans over and says, hey, can my kid look out the window as you switch seats for that kid? Because she likes to look out the window as we land and helps calm her down. And he says, no, I'm not going to do that because that's not how the world works. And that's the lesson she needs to learn. And that's the lesson that these kids need. No, but my life is not fair, Tony. You know that.
Speaker: I get it, it's kind of a dick move, but it's also a life lesson. Well, for instance, yesterday when I was coming down here, there's a rest stop right before the exit I get off at, and usually by the time I get down there, I gotta piss like a motherfucker. So I stop at that rest stop, I take a piss, and it's not that, it's not like,
Speaker: Literally like an hour and a half from work if that it doesn't even feel like it because I'm usually just jamming out listening to music right as by my snapchat So I stopped there 45 fucking minutes by the way don't judge me
Speaker: Fuck you. I was sitting there going, next, next, next, next, next, next, next. Well, you know what? That is so far out of my cover zone. But that is so far out of my cover zone. Ain't nobody ever outside of when I'm super freaking drunk and I'm on TikTok where I know it won't exist after I leave TikTok. I debated with myself. I don't ever sing. Nobody ever hears me sing. A lot of the fact is I was comfortable enough to post a TikTok video of me singing. I fucking sang on the podcast. Fuck you. Yeah, I know you did. I posted that video too.
Speaker: Um, but, um, but that's why I stopped there. And there was a, I said, kid, he was probably in his twenties, maybe pushing 30, but he had Down syndrome. Okay. And you know, he was like, when I pulled up, he was standing outside and we were stretching and doing what he had. And as I got out, when I got out of the car, he walked up to me and he was like, nice beard, nice beard. You know, you're like, you know, like he had a little beard and it was kind of patchy and crazy. And I was like, I don't like your beard. How do I get my beard like yours? Yours is better than mine.
Speaker: You know, just kind of talking to him and whatnot. I went in, did my thing, and came back out. And his mom was like, oh, that was really nice of you, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, I'm just a human being. I was a commoner. And when I came back, I was like, high five, high five, high five, dude. And I said, I'm going to keep working on my beard. I got to get my beard like yours. And then today, Jody and I went to breakfast. And obviously, there was a wait. And we were sitting outside. And the kid walked in with his mom. And he had Down syndrome and stuff.
Speaker: And, uh, she was like, Oh, look how cute that is. They were walking in together and everything. I looked at him respond. He went, is that the same kid? I was like, you like that? And he's like, Oh, that reminds me.
Speaker: Check out Metal Lords. There's a part in the movie where one of the main characters is kind of a dick to everybody else except for one kid. And it's a kid that's... I'm assuming he has Down syndrome or something. But he's super nice this kid every time he sees it. And it's his only redeeming factor for most of the movie. A guy I grew up with.
Speaker: Like my dad grew up with his, his, like my family grew up with his family. Him and I grew up together. We've known each other our entire lives. His, his cousins got challenged in them. And he's a little asshole. He's a little fucking prick. And he knows he's a prick. Like he, he will be an asshole to no extent. And then when you get mad at him, he's like, what are you going to do? I'm retarded. You can't be mad at me. I still punch in the face. I'm like, no, my buddy and I did. We, we did, we, we did get ahold of him one day and we, we didn't like, we didn't, we didn't like
Speaker: actually like beat him up beat him up but you know we got a hold of him and yeah they had a hill uh at the at the front of the house and we like kicked him down and he was like it was so funny he came back up to the house he came back up to the house he's like you guys can't do that to me i'm retarded i'm telling grandpa
Speaker: But he's like, he's an asshole, but at the same time he's funny as shit because it's like, he knows. He knows and can get away with it. And that's the problem with people, that's the problem with people that are just, you know, like you and me that are having an issue. But it's funny when he does that. Yeah, I mean, he does it to be funny. He does it because, you know, he doesn't do it to strangers. No, no, no, no. He only does it to, like, my buddy and I. It's just like, if I sit there and I call you an asshole, it's fine.
Speaker: But, you know, if somebody else calls you an asshole, I'm gonna jump on their ass. But... Yeah, he does it to, like, family and friends. People, you know, because he's a little shithead at the end of the day. Right. Right. But, I mean, the problem is, with people today, is they think they can act like that with everybody. Mm -hmm. Yeah. Let's play fuck around and find out. Mm -hmm. I will Kyle Rittenhouse your ass. Oh, well, that's a bit extreme. The king! The king of fuck around and find out.
Speaker: I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I said myself. Right? There he is. There's my boy. There he is. That's one of my other opinions. Tony's eyes just rolled to the back of his head and back around. And then you're going to have to make him trip to Ohio when I get married, just so you know, just like Tony does. Penia, that's my boy. Oh. He's going to be one of my other groomsmen. I'm going to have a... Can't nobody ever tell me I'm not diverse.
Speaker: I'm going to have, I'm going to have a midget, Tony and Pena. I can't say a midget. All is my greatest man. Whatever. You caught that Tony. Me, me and Peter Dinklage are the same. Oh, he was
Speaker: Man, when he made Berserker Boy, I have never been excited to see that man. Other than when he showed up because I knew when he finished, it was gonna go down. Boy, I'll tell you what, Thor has some of the best entrances in all the Marvel universes. Or like theatrical moments like in Ragnarok. I'm gonna fuckers on it, tied up on a chain.
Speaker: And he's like, I'm not even doing this. I'm not even doing this. I'm not even doing this. But when fucking Zeppler kicks in twice in that movie, twice in that movie, he did that. He pulled that shit off. Zeppler kicked in here like.
Speaker: Oh boy, it's about to go down. Compared to Thor 1 and 2 that were, you know, they're good movies, but they're... Yeah, Ragnarok was my father's best. The first two Thor's were just kind of like, uh, I could do that. I love the second one. Oh my god. I loved all three of them. I loved all three of them. I'm getting bored with it. Dude, I am looking so...
Speaker: and they also introduce, uh, what's his nuts? Um, the, uh, I can never remember his name. Uh, the, the, the horse character that plays Thor. Um, Oh, uh, no, it's, it's Oh, what the hell is his name? I'm going to kick myself as soon as I look it up. Yeah, me too.
Speaker: I don't even know how the hell to look it up. What's going on Roger? How you doing? Beta Ray Bill. Yep. Hey Roger. Beta Ray Bill, he's supposed to be introduced in. Yeah, right there. He's supposed to be introduced into the MCU.
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Speaker: And he was phenomenal. He was so damn greatest. He's an excellent actor. He was hella great. He's a phenomenal actor. He's a severely underrated actor. And actually, after we talked about him a couple of episodes back, I re -watched Dred. Yeah. That was good, wasn't it? That was good. Are you talking about the remake of Judge? Just Dred. Right. He was. I'm sorry, but that was
Speaker: way better than the Stallone Virgin. And I do always appreciate you, Pena. Lee Schreiber is another actor. Well, Pena, put it away, though. No. Lee Schreiber was the guy on the screen. He was the one on the first screen they thought was doing all the murder, and he didn't. And then he wound up playing. OK, he played, what's his name's girlfriend? He played a boyfriend. No, boyfriend. He played a...
Speaker: You know what I mean? Carl Urban. He was also Sabretooth. Oh, OK, OK. Lee Shriver. Really? That's the same cat? Who? Lee Shriver? He plays Sabretooth when it warms up. Yeah, he was Sabretooth. He was awesome. He was also Common Eerie in the screen. In a movie where they thought he was the one that did it. Yeah, he was Common Eerie. He's an excellent actor as well. He's small in screen. But. And he's massive in Sabretooth. Liv Shriver. Thank you. And Carl Urban.
Speaker: two severely underrated actors in Hollywood and list. I'm losing my mind and and and they. What list? They are in everything. Like, look at Carl Urban. Like, look at Carl Urban's movies and TV shows that he's been in. It'll blow your fucking mind. Some of the shit that he's been in. I think it's that movie a girl did when she ate that damn atomic atomic blonde. I think it was. Wasn't he in it? Maybe.
Speaker: I think it was atomic bomb. Carl Urban is in that TV show on Prime. I think it's Prime. The boys? I think I heard. Hold on. It's a superhero. We're basically the superheroes are assholes. That's the boys. Yeah. Oh, that's the boys. He's one of the main characters. I haven't seen it yet. It looks like it would just piss me off. Oh, I forgot he was... No, it's really good. No, it is really good. I forgot he was in Doom. Oh, yeah, he was in Doom. He was the main character in Doom.
Speaker: No, the rock was main carrier. No, no, no, no. The rock was the bad guy. Yeah. Oh, and I'm gonna fuck y 'all's head up right now. I don't care what nobody says. Okay, okay. You know, I clown on the rock a lot. Wait, wait, wait, wait. He was also in that movie, Priest. That was one of the best movies. Yeah, he was in Priest. Yeah, yeah. Yes. You know, I clown on the rock a lot. You guys know I clown on the rock a lot. Right. I love the rockin' fuckin' dude, especially when he starts becoming the bad guy. He was like... When he starts becoming the bad guy...
Speaker: Dude, Doom was so good. And it was the first movie that introduced that first -person shooter. I don't know. I'm a gamer. I'm a gamer. It was a video. I actually had a news article that I'll probably bring up Wednesday about gamers and their... Who was in Red? That's my fault. He was in Red. What was it? The Bruce Wells movie, Red? Oh, Red. Yeah, Carl Orton was in this. Tony's too straight to let him out.
Speaker: That's why I said put a wig on and do a high -pitched voice. He'll never know, Pena. I got to look him up. Put some watermelons in your chest so you have big bazungas. Yeah, he won't even know. No. He won't even know. He likes mochi cheese. No, no. I don't see him in red. Pull up the movie Red with Sam, Morgan Freeman, Bruce Willis, John Malkovich. He was in that movie. Yeah. Isn't Sam Worthington in that movie, too?
Speaker: Or am I thinking of something else? That's another guy. I think it's his name, Sam Worthington. That's another guy who came out of nowhere, blew up, and then just kind of disappeared. I don't see him. I don't see a Sam Worthington. Well, shit, Ernest Borgnine was in that movie. What? Ernest Borgnine was in red. I think he didn't even die like 80 years ago.
Speaker: No, he was in red. Hold on a second. I had a, okay, I'm thinking of something. I might be thinking of somebody else. You are. Well, I'm thinking about yourself. Orgnein died in May 12th. It died at 95. That's Ernest Burgnein. Whoa, what the fuck? What the fuck are you showing me, Jeff? That's Ernest Burgnein. Ernest Burgnein. Ernest Burgnein. Ernest Burgnein. Ernest Burgnein. Ernest Burgnein. Ernest Burgnein. Ernest Burgnein.
Speaker: He's in there. He's in the cast. Trust me. He's one of the cops. Okay. I don't know. I give up. I apparently I can't speak into my voice. Um, he died in 2020. We do. We, we, we really do got to do that list because especially last night after I watched that gangster squad movie that like they have a phenomenal cast, but like,
Speaker: You watch the, you look at that cast and it was like, oh, that's, that's, that guy's been there. That guy's been there. That guy's been there. Like, holy crap. The amount of people that were in one movie. God damn, that movie was so good. I'm going to watch that movie again tomorrow when I go home. You know what pissed me off? And I hate this about his character because he always gets fucking screwed. The only guy who died out of the gangster squad.
Speaker: And this actor always gets through their reviews. He's one of the main, you gotta watch the movie, you'll see him in it. Well, I was gonna say, he's not in it. You gotta go down through the cast because even Ryan Gosling and Gangster Squad, I had to really search for him to be put up on the cast. I was like, damn, he's like a huge movie star and he's not even listed as at the top. Yeah, they get like uncredited, yeah. Michael Pena was,
Speaker: He's an awesome actor. Oh, I love that dude. It was so funny in that man. When he's telling those stories, he's like, yeah, man. He was like, should we show him? I'm not going to tell you anything. You think you should have worked on me? OK, well, let me tell you this. They didn't even come to church this month. He killed me in those movies. He was so damn funny. He's so good.
Speaker: That's one of those things that's like, they're like, when they were doing two, they're like, if you don't get Pinot, man, we can't make this movie. Absolutely. Because the fans will fucking lose their shit. Dan Shea, that sounds familiar. This motherfucker's been in a lot. He was an X -Men, I -Robot, Hulk, Cabin in the Woods, Zoo.
Speaker: He was in an episode of Supernatural, Rampage. Jesus. The interview, proof. And I couldn't pick him out of the lineup until I saw his picture. I still can't pick him out of the lineup. He did an episode of MacGyver, motherfucker. Exactly. I don't know if you, have you seen the new MacGyver, Tony? It's actually pretty decent. I think I watched one episode, I couldn't do it.
Speaker: Well, it's a different format. You know, before it was MacGyver was by himself. Now they have him like with a team. So it's kind of cool. Right. And oh boy, that's his, his, his buddy. Used to be on NCI. Used to be on CSI. Right. Vegas one. And he, I love that dude. I think he's awesome.
Speaker: No, check out that Metal Lords. It was fucking dope. It looks corny. It looks corny. But it's actually pretty cool. I was genuinely impressed.
Speaker: The soundtrack of that fucking movie was amazing. The main character, he's in this metal band with his buddy and he's the drummer, but he doesn't really know how to play drums. And he literally, his buddy gives him a list of all these metal songs and he learns them to the point where he's playing, what's the fucking, he was playing a, oh fuck, I gotta look it up.
Speaker: He's playing war pigs. And he is such a good fucking...
Speaker: Grindr by Judas Threes. D by Ozzy Osbourne. Well, we lost our Twitter feed. Trust no one. Since I don't have you for Guns N' Roses, Whiplash by Metallica. I'm Broken by Pantera. It's a fucking dope soundtrack. I was like, I was in. It was so good. I might have to watch that movie again. Was that good?
Speaker: I probably won't, but I'm gonna get the soundtrack. I'm gonna Spotify here, and I'm gonna jam out. Why did it do that? What? Why did it do what? It's glitching. I'm sitting here looking at it on my iPad, and the forecast is glitching. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to pull up over here. I know. I don't have haves on my phone, because it just works like shit on my phone. I've just watched it. I've just sealed it on my own.
Speaker: You don't come back here sometimes. Facebook is working fine, so I mean, I don't know. No, like I said, I'm watching it all. I'm watching Haps. Yeah, completely stopped working. I saw it, Sadie. I saw it. Yeah, it looks fine. But I'm going to finish this beer. We're going to wrap it up anyways. Oh, yeah, we're good. Yeah, it's been a tough time. Yeah, there we go. We're good now. Oh, it's past that time. Yeah, it's going to be past that time. We're only an hour over.
Speaker: I ain't worried about going over this. That's a great thing. That's a great thing. Now, I don't want to do an after show tonight, because obviously. But if we go over her or anything like that, I'm not going to get bitched at tomorrow. I'm not going to get accused of anything. No, no, no. It's one of those things that's like, Tony and I were talking about this last night. My wife and I talked about it. She hated when we went over.
Speaker: And the excuse I always told her, and it's not even an excuse, I told her, I said, what would you prefer? Me, Tony, and Chris go out to the bar. We're wrapping up in it. For a couple of hours, or get a fight, or end up fucking around with someone or something we shouldn't, or must be sitting at the house on the computer. And it's the computer.
Speaker: And she's like, no, I get it. But her big thing is like, but you know, I kind of want to spend time. I'm like, I get that.
Speaker: but it all comes down to, as I was telling Tony last night, I don't have friends here. I have acquaintances, I have people I talk to, but like you guys are my friends. The people that are in the chatter's box are my friends. These are people that, you know, common interests and, you know, I love to sit around and talk to you guys, where even my neighbor who's a car guy, I like to do cool to hang out with, but we only hang out for five, 10 minutes at a time.
Speaker: Yeah, no, I have I have no real life friends. Everything's all online, you know, but you're a loser. Oh, no, I know. No, and and I'm in that I'm in that that group as well. I'm I'm a big old loser. I'm in real life. I'm just.
Speaker: And as I was telling Tony, I don't like to leave my house. Well, there's that. I mean, that's how he gets on me all the time. He's like, you need to get out the house. I got everything I need right here. I got everything I need right here. The one you fucking do what I. Huh? You got your mind consumed with work. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Even when I'm not working 20 fucking years and you don't deal with nobody. No, I don't fuck with anybody. I don't want to fuck with my wife. I hang out with her.
Speaker: Unless you want to come over to my house and hang out, I don't want to go anywhere. I love my house. That's a lot of people while you playing. That's a lot of people. They're like that right now. Going out is old. I'll do something with Jay. If I never have to leave my house again, I'd be a happy guy. Because anything I want, I can either get delivered or I already have it. No, exactly. Well, that's the one we live in, too. I mean, everything we're going to wrap up in.
Speaker: Smack him! Do not. Shut up, Jeff. She hasn't smacked me once tonight. His knife's not over yet. We were, we were, we was talking about that this morning. Tell you why you were sleeping. He was telling you tiny. Just saying. I didn't watch her. He was telling you jackass. Before, we was, we was talking about that earlier. We were joking around about how like, you know, a couple weeks ago when she came up and uh... Her ninja skills?
Speaker: Yeah, and how I had to explain that I tripped and fell and hit my eye on a doorknob and Tony be like You how the fuck do you hit your stitch your eye on a doorknob? You stupid son of a bitch And he'd do with his teeth, you know, Tony. It was my fault. I was talking shit and I should have been And she stretched at me straight It's my fault
Speaker: We're going to start a support group for battered husbands, battered boyfriends. Battered boyfriends. Baby, make me a husband so you can join that group. Just so we can have our own faces. Yes, I'm joining the Latvia army. Actually, Latvia is a huge fan of nonsensical nonsense. They actually listen to us. I don't know how many people are in Latvia, but they listen to us over there.
Speaker: I don't even know where the fuck Latvia is. They must be starved for entertainment. Fucking high. He's high already. Can you blame him? He's still talking about the dodo stuff? Damn. Jay is talking about the time he went to the ER with the dodo stuck in his... So I thought, that's what I read. I remember when that happened to him. Yeah, you bet.
Speaker: That was a traumatic adventure for everybody involved. That was a long haps video. It was actually happening on Periscope back in the day. I don't want the pigs. Would that be a sin? Chase said he slipped and fell on the dill of hell. Yeah. And that's always the way. Charlie and I were putting that dresser together today.
Speaker: And I was like, give me that pig. I need that good pig. Jokes like that. Jokes like that is what makes a relationship strong. I don't know what it is. Because if she laughed and she got the joke, that's when you know you got the right one. That's my wife. I was like, did I do it by going to the podcast tonight and tell the guys about how you gave me all them pigs? They look good, pig.
Speaker: sometimes i think she's just like sometimes i feel like she's like i don't know what that is i truly do like sometimes i'm just like she often often looks at me and hears the shit i say and go
Speaker: What is it that he does? Why do I like him? Why do I like him so much? Why do I decide to be his girlfriend? I could do so much better. That's a whole other, that's a long list of reasons, but it's just like... Whoa, calm down, Jay.
Speaker: I am your friend. I am a male that is your friend. That does not make me your boyfriend. Have you seen that ginger redneck video? Oh, that's your... ginger billy? Ginger billy or whatever it is that you cracked me up. This is my boy. This is my friend. This is my boyfriend. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker: What? You're a boy. You're my friend, right? That dude's minivan cracks me up. He bought that minivan, turned it into a truck, painted John Deere all the breaks. And I sort of got that man down on his shirt. No. Tony, you got to look up the ginger, Billy. You probably get a kick out of him. Oh, my god. You'll get it. You'll get it. He is funny. He is funny as. Because of Jeff, if they went viral. He is funny as hell. And when he did that boyfriend video, his dude is like this.
Speaker: It's funny is a black guy and he's a big black and gingerbillies a little dude He's like five ten no No, he's a little guy is he but he's built like rich, yeah He's funny fuck
Speaker: I follow him on Facebook and TikTok. The way he talks, he's like, you know, he's all jumpy. So I told my wife. I mean, it's a full on character. It's obviously not him in real life. He's so funny.
Speaker: The other one I follow is a guy, you never see the guy, he plays songs to his wife, and she's gorgeous, and she just looks at him like, why did I marry your dumb ass? He's five six. He's bigger than me. How much? Five six. So, I mean, he's not huge or anything like that, but he's dude, Tony, like I said, if you look at him and watch some of the videos,
Speaker: He's hilarious. He's a funny guy. He makes fun of it. His whole gimmick is making fun of trailer tracks, whatever. And it's funny as hell. But he does it in a way where it's not disrespectful. And I guarantee you, more rednecks follow him than anything. Oh, yeah. Because they're like, I can relate. He's a funnier Larry the Cable guy.
Speaker: Yes. He's actually funny. We're literally the cable guys, not funny. Have you seen the guy on TikTok, Chris? He's the albino black guy? Oh, that guy's fucking hilarious. That dude's funny as hell. That dude kills me. Oh, speak here. Speaking of funny ass comedians, I just started following Dan Cook on TikTok, on our TikTok account. OK.
Speaker: And he goes live all the time on TikTok. Just motherfucker, today he was live and I was watching him while I was posting the episodes. He was playing Call of Duty Warzone and he was live. I almost pissed myself laughing at this stupid son of a bitch. No, no. He was talking and he was responding to the comments and like,
Speaker: Some people were trying to clown on him, and then he was just roasting the fuck out. Do you want to see something funny? Watch Snoop Dogg play Fortnite. Holy fuck, dude. Fortnite's very stupid funny. When he commentates boxing or the MMA, UFC 3 introduced knockout mode on the video game.
Speaker: And the dog commentates it. And it is the funniest fucking shit. But this dude, I was watching Dane Cook live today. And this guy was like, imagine being Dane Cook and being unsuccessful toward the point you're on TikTok and you're sitting in your house playing Call of Duty Warzone. And Dane Cook was like, imagine being some loser on TikTok. I'm in my mansion. I'm in my mansion playing Warzone. And you're watching me.
Speaker: while you're probably a shitty $3 fucking end. I know Dane Cook is one of those guys. He's like the Nickelback of Dane Cook. I apologize, because I am a fan. And I don't think Dane Cook will ever do it. I am a fan of Dane Cook. He is the Nickelback of comedians. Yeah. He gets a lot of hate. But when he was big,
Speaker: Fuck those routines where he did in the round.
Speaker: the funny spot so he's a popular he's one of the first reason i don't care and i still i watched it the other day i watched uh... employee of the month the other day them just says that shepherd it's still fun well detection deals or is it on that shepherd so funny that's what the movie it's an eighty six honda it's important of all this lawyers waiting this for his book all my god that movie cracks me up
Speaker: And dare I say... Dane Cook. Cambridge, Massachusetts. I think is where he's from. Right. Which is relatively close to Boston. Yeah. What the fuck is that? That's Tony's end. That's Tony's end.
Speaker: I think he's getting a call or a message or something. That sounded like the Amber Alert. Amber Alert? Yeah. They're looking for Tony. But that's what I said. Good luck. Chuck was hilarious. Employee of the Month. Oh, shit. I forgot about that movie. Waiting. He was in Mr. Brooks, which was a serious movie. Luke is missing. I'm not missing. He was in Mr. Brooks. That movie was fucked up.
Speaker: Tony, what happened on your phone? What was that, an Amber Alert or something? Yep. I had to use the bathroom. Are you looking for me? I don't drive that car. Dane Cook got no credits for Transformers. What? I think he played it. I think he did the voice of, did he do the voice of one of the fucking goofy cars that ended up being Chevy Sparks?
Speaker: uh maybe the two of you came together to make an ice cream truck in the in the third one or second one or 15 i don't know fucking talking about an ice cream truck and transformers but um yeah let's go ahead let's go ahead and yeah i think he played i have to look him up
Speaker: I thought the motorcycle was a female, but I couldn't remember. It was, no, but look, that episode, that was the Transformers that had the motorcycle, wasn't it? Dan Cook in Transformers. He's in the first Transformers, 2007. Who do you play? I'm about to find out right now. Jax. Or Jaz. The car that got ripped in half. He wasn't Jaz. Jaz was Darius McCrory. Ain't no one. Just...
Speaker: I don't know. Anyway, we're going to wrap this up. We're still going to do this Blacktop Mojo song. No, I'm half tempted not to even do it. Just add it. I was going to say, you could just add it. He's not on the main cast, though. Well, I can do it, and then I can let it play out. Oh, you can turn it down? Yeah, I can turn it down. Oh, so he was supposed to be the Mark Wahlberg character or something?
Speaker: No, he was supposed to be. Who cast? Mark. John Turturro in that movie hilarious. It's so fucking hilarious. Oh my God. He plays the biggest asshole, but he's terrible at it. John Turturro in Big Lebowski. Tony, I seriously, you have to see that movie. John Turturro. Question for you guys. Yeah.
Speaker: Is he, uh, that guy? No, because you know who he is. No, no, no, no. Here's the thing. I think he's a that guy, though. He's a that guy because, like, he's in a bunch of movies and you have to actually almost look, you sit there and do this for 10 minutes. But you see, holy shit. What? Oh, hell no. What? What? He's in the new Batman movie. Yeah, I just saw that.
Speaker: He's Carmine Falcon. Oh my god! Holy shit! That's a big fucking roll! No, no, no, no, no. There's a sequel to the fucking big Lebowski called Jesus Rolls. Yeah, yeah, I do that. It's terrible. I did not know that. No, he is. That's a big fucking roll in the Batman universe. Who's he play? Carmine Falco. He plays Falcone? Yeah, Carmine Falcone.
Speaker: Yeah, that's a big role. But yeah, we do need to do this. We do need to wrap this up. We're an hour over. I'm going to add Wicked Woman in the editing process, just so you guys know. What's that? I'm going to add Wicked Woman in the editing process, so we can go ahead and wrap this up. We are way overdue. And I shouldn't have gotten an hour over tonight, but ah. It is one of them.
Speaker: No, I have to watch Bill in 10 like three more times. That's what that's the first movie we're reviewing. Well, the problem is I opened another beer and I started drinking it and we got to talking and conversating. So it took me a little bit longer than it normally does. But, you know, I have to open my life. Yeah, so she's getting up in the morning, unfortunately.
Speaker: Well done, but now we do appreciate you guys listening we do appreciate you guys hanging out Hopefully you guys enjoyed the show. This is what we do If you're not already go ahead and check us out on all social media and nonsensical nonsense on Facebook Instagram Twitter, and yes, we are on tik -tok I know it's a little cliche a lot of people want to admit to it, but you know you like tik -tok Don't don't lie about it
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Speaker: I love YouTube, goofy sons of bitches. Agreed. I love you both. And I was thinking of something else I was going to say. I said it. That's right. Deal with it, Tony. Two grown ass men said they love you. I love you, Tony. Thank you, Steve. Look, he's Turk. He's Turk. Yeah, that's right. You're our Turk, man. You are our Turk. Where are your GDS Turk? What scrubs do you understand?
Speaker: You don't have to tell us brown bear we know you want to tell me I know you love me we do appreciate you guys hanging out we'll be back Monday with a brand new episode
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Speaker: Good bye, motherfuckers.
