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Episode 213: FIRST TASTE OF EP. #213!: “More Fun Than a Satanic Grammy Ritual in a Chinese Spy Balloon!”

S5 E213 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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*THIS WEEK:* When amateurs talk about “toxic masculinity”, they really mean, “masculinity”.
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Transcript

Amateurs and Misconceptions about Masculinity

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When amateurs talk about toxic masculinity, they really mean masculinity.

Critique of Youth and Conviction

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This sickly looking 20-something person with stringy hair, no strength or conviction in his voice, and what could be the weakest effort ever put forth to say words.

Desire for Happiness and Simple Joys

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I just want to be happy, not have anxiety, and eat a sweet treat once in a while.
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Why is that so hard?
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That's all I want out of life.
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Why can't I have it?

Misconceptions Around Happiness and Expectations

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Ladies, couldn't you listen to that voice all day?
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Quit acting like a little bitch.
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Translation, exterior forces aren't making me happy.
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It's up to the world to make me

American Right to Pursue Happiness vs. Entitlement

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happy.
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Amateur Nation feels that by simply existing, they are entitled and have a right to be happy.
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You see, amateur nation, being an American citizen gives you the shot, the chance, the right to pursue happiness.

Effort Required for Achieving Happiness

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Not to have it said, delivered, and thrust upon you.
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I know, work is hard.
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Why can't you have it?