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Speaker: When he's not tackling Chinese children on the basketball court, Emperor Newsom signed a bill allowing people from Mexico to get free in-state tuition in California.
Speaker: In other news, American veterans in California can continue to suck it.
Speaker: Someone explain to me why we have a United Nations Human Rights Council.
Speaker: No sanctions against China for their concentration camps.
Speaker: Nothing about human rights violations in Saudi Arabia.
Speaker: Nothing about Hamas ruling Palestine.
Speaker: But they do go after Israel in a passive-aggressive blame game while ignoring the crimes against humanity that Hamas is perpetrating.
Speaker: The United Nations putting the UN in unconscionable.
Speaker: Dear Lumi, could you please tell the women in your commercials to step back at least five feet from the camera?
Speaker: Maxim named biological male and former Australian rules football player Danielle Lately to its hottest 100 women list.
Speaker: In Australia, also on the list, so-so looking real woman Margot Robbie.
Speaker: In other news, apparently Australia has officially run out of hot women.
