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Speaker: Good afternoon, everybody. The Cleveland Browns and the Cincinnati Bengals. It's the Battle of Ohio today. It starts today. Everything you got today. This is our house. We've won this all day. The Browns on three. One, two, three. Back to pass, and Miles Garrett got him. Drive up the field, and here he comes. For a cross. Right side line, and picked off. Dives, touchdown. Wow, what a play.
Speaker: There's something about you
Speaker: You're a little too early on that. Well, hello motherfuckers. What up bitches?
Speaker: Happy Saturday. It's nonsensical nonsense. He's Jeff. Public public guys are enjoying their weekend. I feel like I've been running all day. Oh, wait. I have been running all day. Wait, actually running or running around? Running. I ran from to PA Forrest Gump stop one day. I just started running.
Speaker: And I kept running. And how long did it take you? I'm just curious. I made it in three hours. I made pretty good time. I call bullshit. I mean, I mean, I made it about three, three and a half hours. I made good timing. Fast boy. Fast as fuck son. I call bullshit. I mean, you can call whatever you want. Something to the matter is I left my house and three hours later I was in PA.
Speaker: Yeah, that's called driving. If you actually ran, you did. If you did run that fast to get from Newark to PA, that means that you are literally the fastest man on the planet. Like you're faster than you say bull. I call bullshit. I don't want to brag, but don't because you're going to make yourself look silly. I'm just saying you sound real jealous.
Speaker: I can see somebody had a nice tall glass. I hate her aid before the show started. I got two of them. Haters gonna hate. Winner's gonna winner. I don't know. Ask fucking Taylor Swift. Just shake it off. Nice. Nice.
Speaker: Try to fucking bamboozle me with the Taylor Swift. I hit you with the UNO reverse. Double bamboozle right back at you. The swizzle -dizzle. You know, that chick's got like 250 songs about breakups at some point. She's got to realize there's a common denominator there. Or as President Bush says in the presidential discord, hit him with the T swizzle bing -bong there.
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Speaker: because I was running around yesterday. I didn't get home until 11 o 'clock. Had a lot of me to finish up this morning, get packed, get up here. Then we got here and we had to make like five different stops before we even got to the house. Right. Like when you get there, you're like,
Speaker: not bragging but you're like yeah we made it three hours 22 minutes we didn't even stop for gas we found a tanker truck and we fueled up as we're moving are you that well the great thing about my car is that i can damn near make it if i drove directly here and drove back home didn't do any driving in between i could drive here and back on a full tank of gas oh nice in my in my Chevy Equinox shout out to Chevy hey
Speaker: We keep talking about you have shot me out. I will expect a brand new 2023 Colorado 4x4. What is that? The ZR? Yeah. Preferably blue, but if you got it, yeah, you know, I'll give you some options Chevy. I'll tell you what. I don't know if you've seen the yellow. No, but what I have seen Nikki and I've been seeing a lot of them is the Burt Orange.
Speaker: not the not in the Colorado's but the that color on cars is kind of growing on me. I would take the Colorado you know the one that I want to get the out with the off -road package with I would pick up our orange with all the you know the black roll bar and yeah and the brush guard and everything all in black yeah I'd take that but um no so we had I wanted to get a new hat I wanted to get a new brown I was gonna get a new browns on a new Michigan hat um because it's been
Speaker: some years since I bought a new Browns hat. And since we're going to the game Monday, I was like, man, I really liked it. So we went and stopped at the outlet mall on when we got here. And Nikki wanted to look for, um, Nikki wanted to look for a Steelers for the, our Steelers sweatshirt for the game. So we had to go to the Schittsberg Swheelers store, the Schittsberg Swheelers store.
Speaker: And when we walked in the door, as loud as I could, I was like, huh, so this is what Goodwill and PA looks like. He's like, he's like, I'm going to check out the clearance rack. Oh wait, I'm not done. The whole store should be on clearance. Do you have a new best friend over there? Yeah, this is my little buddy, my little buddy Porkchop. And this little slut that's in me is my friend too.
Speaker: And then I got to meet Irish. She came down and said, hello. Yeah, I'm talking about you, you dirty little whore. So I'm in the Steelers store just cracking up. I'm cracking all kinds of jokes. The employees in there get the kick out of it. I'm talking to one employee. He's like, so you're a Browns fan and you're wearing Michigan stuff. I was like, Oh, but it gets better. I'm from Ohio. And he was like, the fuck?
Speaker: I drove all the way here just to give you guys. I came all the way to PA just to **** with you guys. Yeah. So, I uh Nikki got a pink sparkly terrible towel which is the thing that the special needs kids in Pittsburgh like swing around their head at the game. I don't know. They're all special needs if you ask me but uh what are they PD Pablo? No, the
Speaker: Yeah, he saw that from the Pittsburghians. They wait. That's a rally towel or whatever you want to call it. But we were checking out. And the kid at the checkout, he was like, I got to say, that thing that you said when you first walked through the door was probably the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. And I was like, what? He said, the good will comment. And I was like, yeah, you like that? Stick around, son. We got more. I can do this.
Speaker: Hold on, buckle your seatbelt. This ride is just starting, my friend. I got all night. Well, I got until 6 30. I got a podcast to do. Then we, then we, then we stopped at the beer distributor because dude, I love, I love going to the beer distributor because I can get a case 24 of the 16 ounce or the 16 ounce bottles that I like. Right. Three bucks. How much? 20.
Speaker: Oh, I thought you said three and I was like, geez. A case of Miller or a case of beer in Ohio is like 28 bucks for the 12 ounce cans. I got a 36 pack of 12 ounce cans. Had to be, how much did we spend there? That's the beer store, 30. And Nikki got a four pack of beer that was $15 alone, so.
Speaker: Do the math. 36 beers, not a bad price. 8 .6. And she's already drunk after one. I was just saying, it's like that 8 .6 is kicking in. Is that the alcohol contact or your blood alcohol contact? What's going on here? He's like, oh, Lord, here it is again.
Speaker: You're just a fucking terrible human being. Who drinks bougie lattes? Yeah, dude. I can't say. Alex. Yeah, say it. I'm not. I do like beer. I don't. Obviously I don't drink as much. I only drink when I go out, you know.
Speaker: Well, I know. I've been sober for 25 years. I'm not broke. I'm not broke. But I practice proper beer economics. So, you know, I want a good tasting beer, but I try to price it properly so that I get a good tasting beer for the right price and I'm not buying
Speaker: I'm not buying gross rotgut beer that's going to make me grow a mullet out, wear pit bag diapers, and put my lifted daddy's Toyota on a Carolina squat, and pretend to be a country bumpkin. I wear my bedazzled jeans. They're jeans, not a shampoo. I buy 12 packs of 16 ounce.
Speaker: Miller lights and they're 12 bucks back home and all. I usually trust me, it is not Bud Light. We were the beer distributor and Mickey's like, I want to get Bud Light. And I was like, that's a queer beer. And the guy that was working there started laughing and walked back into the cooler and was like, yep. He made sure that nobody could hear him. Yeah.
Speaker: He said it loud enough because then he's like, I can't take you anywhere. One of these days you'll learn. You think so? But that's not today. Woman, make me a sandwich. I did. I did. I wrote a letter to old Dylan, Mackle, Vainey, whatever the hell its name is. They said, listen here, his face.
Speaker: Oh, speaking of speaking of Bud Light and Anzys or Booze, they might be in a little bit more trouble. What'd they do now? Well, apparently there's an investigation to see if hiring Dylan Paul Vaney was an attempt to find younger people as an underage to buy beer. I think that's a little barfished.
Speaker: I do believe so as well, but it's a real thing. I mean, like they're under investigation, if that was an attempt. Well, I think they were definitely reaching for a younger audience, but not necessarily 20 year olds. No, obviously. Yeah. I think that's, I think that's a bit of a, a bit of a stretch. I know is that at the end of the day, they fucked up and they know it and they just keep having to pay for it.
Speaker: I can't have to pay for your mistakes. I have no problem with that. Well, that's the other people fucking up. Like Rick said, they didn't hire Mulvaney. They were just showing support and appreciation. But either way, there was no reason to show support and or appreciation because the dude didn't do anything other than and as we've said on the show a million times, cosplay as a fucking girl, he didn't do anything. I mean, I could cause plays Batman. That doesn't make me bad.
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, I started TikTok tomorrow and say this is day one of me being a **** giraffe. Let's do that. See how far we go. Oh. Well, yeah, whether I didn't **** care in the first place because I switched to Miller Lite so long ago that it didn't affect my life. You didn't. I think you on the show. You might have had one Bud Lite since we started.
Speaker: Yeah. And it was just because it was like in the fridge. Somebody left it. It was left there. Yeah, it's not like you were like, I'm gonna go by but like, no, but like, even when I was a drink, and I'm not saying I had a problem, or I stopped drinking for any reason, I literally just stopped drinking because I stopped going out. Because I'm a social drink.
Speaker: Like once I've said it a million times, if we were in the same room, we'd both be fucking ham because I would just be a normal Saturday night for me. Right. And I can pass it on the floor by the end of every episode. You'd be passed out with the first break. Yeah. The first break. Okay. Wake me up when we're back. Wake me up before the third break because fuck. But like,
Speaker: Even then I didn't really drink, but like I drank. I always drink, but since I've been here, I drank soul, which is a Mexican beer. Kind of tastes like Corona without the aftertaste. I actually enjoy it. And I always drink from a glass bottle. I love a glass bottle. I don't like drinking beer out of camp. I can't do it.
Speaker: I am. I only drink killer when I'm good and shmammer. I mean, I I really like it's it's I started drinking my beer for a totally different reason and it's just kind of what I've become accustomed to. I was always a Budweiser. I I just got to a point where the
Speaker: You're not going to sit on the show multiple times. That full, you know, that full pay review, man, it, it blows shit. And then the hangovers are killer. I don't get hangovers with this. And everybody's like, Oh my God. It's like 2 .1 like your pussy. It evens out when you drink 40, you know, just a second.
Speaker: I can't remember. I can't remember Miller Lights 4 .3 or 4 .8, but it's not that far off. It's like, yeah, but I'm drinking 30 of these and you've drank four Budweisers and you're already trying to have sex with the flamingo out in New York. Hey, don't knock it. Roll Tide. Roll Tide. I can't do the banquets. I don't really like the twisted tea. Nikki drinks the twisted teas.
Speaker: The fuck are you fucking Canadian get out of here look bad Next thing you gotta tell us the red stripes are good Since you brought up, Canada
Speaker: I might have to play. I know what the twist is. I know what they happen is like I said, Mickey drinks all the different flavored ones. Her friends here hanging out tonight and she's drinking twisted tea because Nikki I just. I'm not a big fan over. No, it's very few flavored beers or whatever you want to call them. Alcoholic drinks that I like. I just did. Yeah, that red stripes gross.
Speaker: But I mean, I'm not really a beer shop. I'll try anything. Even if I don't like it, I don't like I'm not like. You never found a beer you didn't like. Well, that's not true. There's a free beer, a free beer, a free beer. Yeah, even if I don't like it, if it's free, I'll have at least one. You don't want to be rude. I was going to say it'd be rude not to, right?
Speaker: I don't know before long. I guess I guess me and pops but my new pops and all him and I are going to be down in Well, then he'll just adopt me as a son my new pops him and I are going to be living down in Mexico soon
Speaker: Mickey was popping off in the mouth earlier and he was like, I guess it's time to pack margaritas and señoritas. Yeah, umbrella drinks and dirty naked freaks, baby. Yeah, I told him, I said, I can dump her in one of these cornfields and we can go to the game together. It's on the way to Mexico, it's south. And he was like, yeah. That's right. Do what I did, get yourself a compass, put it on the dash, and as long as it's pointing south, you're golden. Fiesta siesta.
Speaker: I don't get that. That's one thing I like about the Miller Lite or even the Miklow Walter Lights is you don't get all bloated drinking. At least I know Budweiser. What's free beer when I ever drink again? I know a free beer you'll never drink again. Do you? I'm waiting for this. I'm waiting for this answer because it's going to.
Speaker: It's going to be something **** up. Have you ever tried fosters? Yeah, I don't like it. I've never had it. Well, I know. Oh, never mind. I'm sorry. He said that he'll never drink again. I was trying to, I got all bumbled around with. I mean, obviously. Well, I was reading multiple comments at the same time. That's what I said. Yeah, I don't get, I don't get bloated familiar like. I'm just trying to read poor comments at once, but
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, I'll try anything. It's just, if I, if I don't like it, I'm not going to pretend like I like it. You know, Nick, you get stuff all the time and I at least try it. But I get into a rut once I find something I like, that's all because I never want to spend money on something that, and then I get it. Oh, this tastes like shit. Since I paid for it, not going to drink it. I wait till I'm around somebody that has one. I'm like, let me, let me take a sip.
Speaker: It's called arrogant bastard. Oh, I think I've seen that around. Is that like a, is that like a, like a craft beer or something like that? Like an arrogant bastard? Probably. I know I've seen it somewhere. Leave the jokes to the funny one. Yeah, I'm over here. I think he's going to do the name after you.
Speaker: I'm not Eric. That was his confidence. It's not it's not nice to whisper and keep secrets. Uh huh. Mickey, Mickey, Mickey will be the first the first victim of a crime
Speaker: people investigates buried in the backyard and unsolved mysteries. It's not really unsolved because I'm telling you people, I'll be in Mexico with her dad and her son. He said he was in too. Live from my pool. I'm just late.
Speaker: Hey, hey, OJ, take notes. My book is going to be, yeah, I did it. I'm in Mexico. Come get me. I'll just stand across the border. I mean, that could be arranged. Stick in any direction. You want to walk or Pedro or Rodrigo? What do you want?
Speaker: I know. I can dangle around all the stick, man. They'd be fighting each other. I mean, I can have a whole new **** fight club. Just be like, hey, this is your prize, fellas. I can have like a uh gladiator style arena.
Speaker: Going to the hotel zone. These dudes that can't afford to get in the club, but they want to fuck a white chick, stand outside the club, like in a line. Waiting for some drunk chick to come by.
Speaker: you are taking me home for that. He's like, oh, I'm a boy. It's like it's like it's like going to pick up illegals at Home Depot to do paint on your house. You know, I need three guys that can paint. Although I need one guy that can eat really good pussy. I'm going to take you. I'm going to take you.
Speaker: I need one guy that could eat really good. There'd be like 40 guys like, oh, oh, oh, I love tacos. Tacos are awesome.
Speaker: Yeah, we said our wedding party thing or whatever the reception celebration I don't know what it's called Cut yourself before you cut me
Speaker: 8 .6, Jeff. That's her blood alcohol. No, so we're having that party, that do us party for the wedding thing. And it's costume things, our costume.
Speaker: is her a dead bride and me like in khakis and a Hawaiian shirt and like a sombrero and an assumption straw hat and a margarita. She had to order two wedding dresses. So this is the second wedding dress could be destroyed. Yeah. Fake blood the whole nine yards. Yeah.
Speaker: I see that tiktok I sent you where they where the the bride in the broom come out to to uh it's like the rest of the one yeah it's stone colds theme song or something and she did tease him it's fucking dope i was like maybe that's all i will be whatever regardless if you guys don't do that i will be 100 disappointed just turn a stunner you right there in the middle of dance floor it would be hilarious
Speaker: Well, the best part about it is, I mean, a stunner is really not that good unless the person who receives it really sells it. You got to look up like a stunner compilation and see, like, the rock sells them really good. HBK does. Who's the dude with X's on his bandages? That's CM Punk. Well, anyways, there's a video I saw today
Speaker: where he climbs underneath a table after he's been thrown out of the ring or something like that and he's cutting his forehead. What did I do? In years. Oh, he just got fired from AEW. Yeah, he just got fired. Well, he tried to do MMA fighting and he fucking sucks and he just got to help me out of him every time he got into the cage. He was always so cute. He is the only dude on this planet that
Speaker: openly admits to being clean and sober, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, don't do drugs, but he looks like a skeevy crackhead. He looks like somebody that you would see down in Crack Narnia on the east side of Newark. As Buggy calls the east side of Newark, it's Crack Narnia. See, I'm a great wrestler.
Speaker: Great wrestler, great in the ring, great on the mic. He just has an authority problem and he gets himself into, he's an own worst enemy. Well, we can relate to that. What's that? You and I can relate to that. I have no idea what you're talking about. Our, our class with Tinney proves that we were always in trouble just for showing up. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker: days. Hard working. Oh, it's always in uniform, on time, ready. Wait, we had uniforms? Never caused any problems. Definitely wasn't shooting people in the head with the pressure washer. Definitely was not doing body paint. Dude, I still pissed off that they wouldn't let us paint the fucking satellite dish thing. I still pissed me off this day. Well, there's a
Speaker: I remember it vividly to the point where he was like, I need somebody who's going to paint this. And you and I were like, yeah, we'll do it. It's probably easy, can't work. No, not you two. What do you mean not us? Everything but that this way we're painted. I'll be honest. I think that was the problem. He was like, yeah, you guys will be covered in paint. Let's be honest.
Speaker: I never did anything wrong. I never caused problems or anything in class. Yeah, okay. So we're lying today? Oh, okay. I mean, is it opposite day? Yeah, I'm lying. It's opposite day. Let's talk about buttered sausage. Talk about buttered sausage, where it comes from, what it does. Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face. What about buttered sausage?
Speaker: That's not your jam. It's not your thing. You don't like it? It's not my jam. I don't buy jam. I buy honey and I kiss it on the lips. It's not my jam. I don't buy jam. I buy honey and I kiss it on the lips. That clip never gets old. Never gets old.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. So, tomorrow, you guys are, you guys are like right behind the scenes, right? Monday. Monday. Well, you know what I mean? Yeah. Monday. Yeah, we're right behind the scenes. I might actually watch, see if I can see you.
Speaker: It's on ESPN, it's uh, it's on ABC. You probably have to watch on ESPN down there, but I don't have ESPN because I, I got rid of my, my regular cable. I only have streaming services. I'll tell you what to do. You download this app.
Speaker: Here's the thing if I download this app to watch the game I'm gonna watch one fucking game and then delete the app Yeah, well if by Monday, I'll probably forget any power mention We won't be hard to we won't be hard to find we're gonna have the
Speaker: and then you'll also you'll know where we are because you'll be seeing Pittsburgh Steelers fans flying out of the out of the out of the out of the seats food food. What the **** is up? Oh, there's a Cleveland Browns fan in a Miles Garret jersey. Tossing Steelers. Yeet. Yeet.
Speaker: He keeps screaming. He keeps screaming. What would nonsense go on? What would nonsense do motherfucker? This is Sparta. Are you not entertained?
Speaker: They're like, we're trying to watch the game. Shut up. This is my show now. I don't think I've ever been to a professional football game. I've only been, I've only been to two games, both of them in Cleveland. So I did see the Indians play back in the nineties. I've been to a couple of hockey games and Columbus. I've been up to
Speaker: I know it's not Jacob's field anymore, but it will always be Jacob's field to me. I've been up there and seen the Reds, but. Yeah, I can't. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I don't, mainly because I think it's because of my lack of sports and giving the shit. Oh, well, yeah, you're not a sports fan. So what that would make no sense for you to go to a game.
Speaker: Yeah, why waste somebody else's opportunity to actually see it? Yeah. I'm going to get bored and go, like, I'm going to wander around the stadium for like 45 minutes. I'll be back. I'd be pissed if you're like, hey, man, I'm going to Brown's game. Give me your fucking ticket, Jeff. Yeah, and the only reason I went to an Indians game is because my buddy was like, hey, you want to go? I'm like, all right. He's like, I got tickets. I'm like, well, let's go.
Speaker: I bring my glove. What, were you going to play catch? No, because we're in the baseball game. I was hoping to catch a ball. Because we're on third base line. You enjoy catching balls, that's for sure. Yes, I do. Usually right to the face, but I mean. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm going to clean the backyard today. Terrible fucking idea because it's like I don't know 10, 000 degrees outside humidity that looks like I got out of the pool.
Speaker: What are you going to do when you move to France when it's always like 50 degrees in the rain? Oh, it's not that like that. It's like Ohio, which means you wait five minutes. Basically, you're moving to Oregon. Yeah, pretty much. I mean, in all honesty. Well, no, because I, you know, I throughout the year, I've been checking the French forecast. You can't say.
Speaker: You can't say that it's like Ohio weather because I see somebody in the UK post that they, it was like 80 degrees. That was the first time it had been 80 degrees in like 30 years. That's the UK. Same fucking thing. It's close by, but I don't want 80 degree weather. That's the thing. I've lived with 80 degree weather for 20 years, 20 years of 80 degree weather, like fucking Caleb.
Speaker: if I never see 80 degree weather again, I'll be happy. Because it's like, seriously, right before the show, I went to the store to pick up coke and a drink. And it was, you know, it's five o 'clock, 530 ish, when I go. And I got back and I was like, good God, it's like, it was like, smeltering hot. Like, even at like,
Speaker: Everybody, when they, like, kids go out and play, they play after dark. Because it's too hot to play during the day. Like, you'll die of heat stroke. So, like, at around, right around six o 'clock till about nine o 'clock, kids ride their bikes around the neighborhood and whatnot, because it's too hot during the day. It's ridiculous. What I don't get is these poor bastards that do road work in this heat, I die.
Speaker: like you and I both, we've done road work, we've worked outside. It's not that bad when you're in Ohio. It's not bad when it's summertime. Jeff, you forget, in the summertime, it's 100 degrees. It's like that year round. I know, but you act like we don't ever get hot temperature in Ohio. No, but I get that. But you also, you have to factor in the humidity that's here. It's humid as fuck up here. We don't have a dry heat in Ohio, that's Arizona.
Speaker: No, I'm into that. I was talking to a buddy of mine in Utah. He's like, what's the weather like today? I was like, Oh, no, it's like 102 with 1000 % humidity. And I made the joke. I started the joke. I said I had to carry a knife with me when I went to the store. And he went, is it that dangerous? I said no, it was to cut the humidity. He's like, Oh, I get it. At first he was like, what do you mean? What do you mean he had to carry a knife? I was like, calm down. I'm making a joke here.
Speaker: Party are I literally out well is one of those things like he's I Like the guy's a nice guy, but it's like talking to Ben style That sounded like the fucking Can't stand going well, hey Johnstown High School football is fucking horrendous to watch
Speaker: But I went there last night because they had the middle school band night with a middle school band march with the high school marching band. So Bungee was in that. And it was pretty cool. She did a really good job. And I got a little choked up because she's done a complete 180 with her personality. A year and a half ago, she was quiet. She kept to herself, didn't have many friends. Now she's got a fuck ton of friends. She's in the band. She's having fun.
Speaker: she's really come out of her show but uh the announcement that that calls the game. What are you doing? Oh and let's see how long this lasts. There goes the show. Excuse me um pork chop go back to your little
Speaker: I'm in across my computer and in front of the camera I
Speaker: This is showing his pussy on the **** show. We're going to get we're going to get and we got live pussy show. We're going to be a poor viewer. Our viewership goes from like five to fifty. Somebody said pussy. I'm here. Oh, wait. It's a **** cat. It's a **** cat. What's in the box? It's a **** cat and I quit walking across the street.
Speaker: But no, the announcer did he kills me even all last season when I was going, he was like, and Johnstown's got the ball on the 25. See, we're back in rows to number 11 Evans for a 15 yard game. No, I'm like, bro, I want his job so bad. Oh, it'd be so much fun. And then he can't even pronounce half the goddamn names right.
Speaker: and then it'll be like you can relate to that but still yeah well yeah i mean but i mean at least it was mildly entertaining dude bro
Speaker: Chris's pussy killed the show. He killed Chris's wife. He killed his head. That's hilarious. So for those of you listening, Chris jumped off real quick because the cat walked across the screen and just jumped, literally killed his feet. Right?
Speaker: I literally was telling everybody that's listening what happened. I said, Mrs. Bussy just killed the show. Bad puppy done. End of the show. Bad puppy. Bad puppy. Bad, bad, bad puppy. No, like I said, I mean, like the screw ups wouldn't be so bad if he was somewhat entertaining, but it's just like killing. Yeah. Johnstown football, everybody. Touchdown. That joke too.
Speaker: The guy was telling that joke, the humidity joke, where I was like, I got a Gary Knipe card. I've talked to him like, I don't know, 30 times. And every time he's like, hey, how are you doing? I was like, hey, fucking cat just die or what the fuck? Yeah. Always like, you know, and nice guy, sweetheart of a guy, but it's like, Jesus, a little bit of excitement. Long, long way. Yeah.
Speaker: I don't know. You know, it's just like, man, dude, like put just just like have a little fun. Put a little bit of excitement. Like I know downtown football is horrendous and they suck. Of course, I don't get fired by halftime because I'd be like, you see the size of that son of a bitch, number sixty seven. Jesus Christ. That's a big fucking boy. We talk about you want to call the lineman some hoes.
Speaker: We got some great motherfucking wild boars out there. Do you like the guy in baseball? And he's like, hard to imagine those girls at the baseball is only three years old. It's hard to imagine those girls three years ago were still in high school. What's the guy from what Jason Bateman was doing?
Speaker: That's a risky play there, Cotton. He will not be able to see very well there, Cotton. Let's see how it pans out for him. I'm sorry. I know I've said multiple times I'm not the biggest Jason Bateman fan. That is my favorite Jason Bateman ever. He's great in everything he does. I beg to differ. Everything. Teen Wolf 2. Everything. Dogshit movies.
Speaker: The first Teen Wolf was dog shit movie. I agree, but it's better than fucking Bateman's boxing werewolf bullshit. I mean, yeah. All of a sudden, I'm the Michael Jordan of basketball and I'm a werewolf and everybody accepts it. Even the even the super hot chick who didn't want anything to do with now, all of a sudden, because it's Michael J. Fox.
Speaker: Yeah, one good movie franchise he's ever rated that is as many flaws as back the future has it is a perfect trilogy
Speaker: I mean, there's a bunch of fucking unanswered questions, a bunch of fucking unanswered loopholes, but they're phenomenal. I just watched them again. But Bateman as a fucking werewolf boxer, I'm out. Michael J. Fox is a werewolf basketball player.
Speaker: 100 % believe it. I believed it. I thought it was you. I literally watched a movie. He's like, what the fuck is Chris doing in this movie? Oh, no, that's Michael J. Fox. I must have watched a werewolf again. You racist fox. Every sasquatch werewolf and Wookiee looked the same to you. Would that be a race?
Speaker: Yeah, it's absolutely a race of creatures or a race of animals or a race of people or whatever. Well, humans are a race. Are you telling me that Sasquatch isn't some form of human hybrid? You're talking to one right now. I'm trying to tell you these things and you're not listening. You're closed minded. You should be more accepting.
Speaker: Yeah, fucking identify as a speedboat I have this thing. I don't know what it is. I don't like cats. They pissed me off. I mean cats. All right, I just Yeah, I don't a lot of things wrong with Jeff trust me
Speaker: I don't like, I mean cats are cool. I'm not going to be mean to them. I don't want one in my house. I'm not mean to them, but I have zero interest in hanging out with a cat. And I'll be nice though. They're like Christian, right? I have three of them. But like if a cat comes over and tries to rub it up, we need to kick the fuck off. I'm going to throw it across the room or anything, but I'm really like, Oh yeah. But I mean,
Speaker: Compared to you know, like a domestic house cat walks up to you. It's like a tiger walking up to me. So you're probably scared My dogs about your dogs they're fat and they're not Scary animals, but it won't last in the south
Speaker: I mean, I can't. I gotta live in our house either but that's because Sue's think she needs to eat every other living animal on the planet and she doesn't realize that she's a she's a **** merge her and barely move. Well, I have the problem with my biggest dog thinks thinks he's a lap dog. You know, I hate that **** get the **** off. I mean, he's not even that big of a dog. He only
Speaker: where where the small puppies that weigh like maybe three, four pounds, five pounds tops. If they jump in my lap, I'm like, yeah, whatever. But this big fucker jumps up my like, what are you doing? I'm trying to work. I'm doing this. Get out of the way. Choke him out. Tap out, you fat bastard. It's not even fat. That's the problem. He's like,
Speaker: No, no, it's our dog. She's just a badass. Don't talk about. She's a big, lazy, fat ass. She's a stormlax. She just lays on the couch all day long and we take her outside to take her for a walk and she just lays in the grass. You're just jealous. You can't lay on the couch all day long. Absolutely. One hundred percent a minute.
Speaker: There's a gas explosion. It was not a gas explosion. Oh my god. There's a gas explosion at his daughter's school. Okay. And she's an 18 year old girl. Right. So, she's over here. And it's so safe. And 13 months of the hospital, she called him five times. I'm like, you know, he's sleeping, right? After she woke me up. There was, they turned the boilers on for the first time.
Speaker: yesterday. Yeah. Yeah. And you know, when you turn your, well, you probably haven't had to turn the furnace on. You probably don't even have a furnace anymore, but, but when you turn your, when you turn your furnace on at the beginning of the year and it has that burnt smell or that like gas smell, that's what happened yesterday at the school because it was a little chilly yesterday. I don't think they needed to turn the damn heat on yesterday by no means yesterday morning.
Speaker: but they did and everybody freaked out and thought it was a gas leak. So they evacuated the school, had the fire department come out. They did a walkthrough. Everything's fine. Everything's hunky -dored. Well, 15 kids had to be, had to have, had to have medical attention. 13 of them were transported to the hospital. What for? For fucking, I have a giant pussyitis.
Speaker: I was going to say, you're up some dirt on me. My pants should be put in front of a firing car because they raised me this way. So Austin calls me. I just, I don't feel safe. I just, I'm like, Oh my fucking God, you're 18. I really don't give a rat's ass. I'm like, dude, I literally, I was fucking around with a meter on one of our houses and I
Speaker: if you're grabbing the prongs and you hit the side, it sparks. I literally burnt the shit out of my hand. I didn't, I was like, well, don't do that one again. And went back at it. I burnt the shit out of my, I literally just every, and I, and I was like, well, should I, when you have to call the attempt, I said, no, I don't. You're 18. Yeah, you do. So I called him and, um, uh,
Speaker: The lady, what's that? That's why she's bearing you so you can open up jars for her. She said, that's why you're marrying me. So I got to open jars for you. This is your contribution to her birthday. She gets to see me. That's my contribution. I mean, I'm a hell of a birthday present. Any, anytime people get to see me, that's a hell of a present.
Speaker: Like I'm like fucking royalty I'm like a guy people worship
Speaker: Actually, not the clip I wanted to play, but you know. It's a privilege and an honor to get to spend time with me and be around you. Why the fuck you lying? Why you always lying? Oh my God. Stop fucking lying. I gave you redemption.
Speaker: I was actually thinking, I don't know if you've seen it, but that kid's like, oh, bullshit, bullshit. We need that clip too. Yeah. I had to keep it going and give you a redemption. How do you fuck? Speaking of, speaking of that kid, his audio.
Speaker: So you remember that I'm trying to think how to put this nicely. That's the sound it makes. That giant cryptid that was on that one podcast, she's like, I can get any, I'm a 10.
Speaker: Oh, that big fat fucking dude that thinks it's a woman and it's a 10. Yeah. Yeah. And, and so she's, she did a TikTok. He, she, whatever, did a TikTok. Your man's probably in my DMs right now. I could have any man I want. And somebody had to do it that little gift of bullshit. You know who that is.
Speaker: No, that's job of the hunt in real life. IRL. No, I've seen that. I've seen that. I've seen that, that clip where they're introducing and it's like, put your hand under there. Oh, I gotta go that way. She's got the door open.
Speaker: Yeah, take that pussy. I just blew that pussy. Listen, have you ever seen the movie Wagons East? Oh yeah, a years and years and years ago. There's a scene where the one chick is traveling with everybody. She's a former whore.
Speaker: At one point, all these women kept looking at her weird, and she's like, look, you guys just have to deal with it. If you want to ask me something, just ask me. And the one girl's like, they start asking all these questions about sex. And the one girl goes, you actually blow? That might be a little awkward.
Speaker: Yeah, it's not working for me. It's not a birthday candle. No, it's not. Just because the only time you touch it on my birthday doesn't mean it's a birthday candle. I told you I'm watching that show shameless. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, the one character I think you would like is, is, is a character named Kevin. So I mean, I just started like season eight. Is that their neighbor? Yeah. The neighbor guy is staring to the black chick. Yeah. He's awesome. He's well, apparently he was abandoned as a child. So he's, he doesn't know his family and he does a DNA test because they had two kids, they had twins. And he's like, he gets a breast cancer scare because
Speaker: of a weird circumstance, he finds out he's got a lump. So he's like, he starts getting all worried about what diseases might have been passed on to him. So they do a DNA test, kind of like the 23andMe thing. And he goes to the doctor and the doctor's like, so we found this genetic marker in your DNA, that is a one in 10 billion
Speaker: chance of this showing up and he starts so he's like what oh my god what is it what is it and she's like well if you're originally from Kentucky I made them and you you're the family you're from and made was cut off from civilization for like 50 years and they're all in bread so he goes down and meets them and they're like it's like the worst uh
Speaker: It's worst Hollywood rendition of a bunch of hillbillies. Yeah, you could definitely open that. If it's getting cool out there, it's getting warm in here. Well, I know the cigarettes. Oh, I was trying to. Like what? Well. Yeah, well. Or did they just not take me? All right. Now that the bitches have been outside, we can talk about Nikki.
Speaker: Hey, that's a good question. Speaking Christmas lights, when, when is the appropriate time to put up Christmas lights and take them down? Three days before Christmas and one day after Christmas. Honestly, for me,
Speaker: It's like the weekend after Thanksgiving. So, you know, Thanksgiving's always on Thursday. So that weekend, I like to put my Christmas decorations out, but I have decorations. You know what I mean? Right. So I like to put them out for the whole month of Christmas. And then I usually try to put the tree up like the first week of December, if not the beginning of the second week. Okay. Yeah. Okay. But, but taking them down, when do you take them down?
Speaker: you wait till New Year's or yeah, I mean, you're finally get around to it. No, it's usually typically like right after New Year's like the week out, like the week after at most. Yeah. I don't think mine I'm very long because I don't want to be that guy. That's like, it's February. You should finally take them down. I'm like, no, they're awesome. Yeah.
Speaker: Like right after Christmas, right after Christmas, I'm like, okay, let's start taking this tree down. And my wife's like, what are you doing? I was like, Christmas is over. Take this shit down. There's nothing worse than people that leave their tree up until like fucking February and you're filing it around. It's like a pet tree. Yeah, no, it's typically. I said, I love you.
Speaker: It's typically like a week or so. What? Are you guys are you guys go big on decorator any holiday besides Christmas like Halloween? Wait, what? Like OK, so other holidays besides Christmas. I mean, personally, I believe Halloween stuff up all year round. Oh yeah, and then just decorate Christmas over top of the Halloween stuff.
Speaker: Um, I would like to, I would like to, the Halloween stuff out by the end of next week and get everything all out and decorated and whatnot. But I mean, we won't be home until Tuesday, so we'll have to wait and see. I mean,
Speaker: I enjoy decorating. I mean, once we either rent a house or we, we buy a house. I enjoy, and I think Nikki does too, to a certain degree, like the seasonal decorations. Right. Like around the house or the outside house or whatever. Like my, my original plan. And it comes down to it's a timing thing. Yeah. Like, I mean, you know, it's like, I want to.
Speaker: like my original plan for this house was like, I'm going to have decorations for everything. And then of course I was told no. And, and like, but I want to be that guy. I want to be that guy that like the Clark Griswold of Christmas, you know, there's more lights than anybody ever needs. Yeah. I don't want to know that. My house, you know? Yeah. That's that Napoleon syndrome of yours. No, no, it's just.
Speaker: Because it looks cool. Like, if you see somebody have like three ghosts and a fucking spider web, you're like, dude, come on. Why even put it up? Well, I have four of your spider webs. But you know what I mean? Like, if you're going to put something out, don't just go minimalistic. Go big or go home. You know, if you can't run with a big dog, stay on the porch.
Speaker: No, I think there I think there is. I think there's a right amount. Yeah, look at you did you fat ass. But yeah, I mean, going along is crazy. I think there's I think there's a right amount. There's a happy meeting. How about now? How about now? Fucker. Yeah, like I said, there's there's that there's that perfect.
Speaker: amount in my opinion for me for me. I know my as far as decorations go to where it's not too much and it's not too little but you don't want to go you don't even want to sniff that line of not enough or too much because right it's like Christmas and you know there's not no such thing for Halloween is too much but especially Christmas if you're that asshole that has four hundred thousand fucking lights on your house all you are is obnoxious.
Speaker: You know, I did see a really cool Halloween decoration that I think, and that anybody can do. All you need is your yard and a pallet. You take a pallet and you dig a small hole in your yard, just deep enough to set the pallet in, and then you fill it in where, you know, and then you have red lights underneath of it, and like a cheapy $10 focal sheet. And it literally glows.
Speaker: like the gates of hell and I'm like, that's cool. Yeah. And my wife, let me do it. Well, I seen a lady the other day that did something and she just built like, she took two by fours, built like a box to make it look like a grave. A simple like nine volt battery or, or I think she might've plugged it in thing like a, like a rope, like a bearing that rotated around. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a PVC pipe.
Speaker: and like a coupling on either end to put the PVC. So she connected the PVC pipe to this motor that went around. And then on the other side, it just went into like a cap. So you can go around in the cap. And she literally duct taped three, two liter bottles to it, put a piece of cloth over top of it, stapled it down. So it wasn't super tight, but kind of tight. Took some Instaphone, just kind of sprayed it all over it.
Speaker: And then once it's set, she spray painted it brown and black, put it in front of headstone. So it looked like a grave. And when you turned it on, it looked like the ground was moving. It was really cool. And it would be a, you know, I think it would be a relatively easy project to do. And you're not tearing up the yards. You're not big in a, you know, an eight inch deep bowl that's big enough for a pallet or anything like that.
Speaker: The other one I saw is they have those little, they look like tea lights, but they're, they're battery operated. And this lady took, she went and bought full noodles and cut them at varying lengths, glued them to get hot glue them together, spray painted them black, and then overdid the hot glue. So it looked like dripping wax and then put those tea lights in it, painted it black and silver and stuff. And then just set it, and it looked fucking amazing.
Speaker: We're actually doing that for one of our centerpieces at the wedding with the pool noodles and stuff. We're actually doing that because Nikki and her friends, the girls, they're, they're making a lot of the decorations and whatnot. Oh yeah. Well, there's a, there's a store here called, um, it's basically the dollar tree, but it's, it's, it has to pay. I can't remember the name of it, but.
Speaker: And I had it in my hand and then I looked up at the line and I was like, oh, I don't want to stay in line for this. It was like a $3 glass, but it was a goblet that looked like a skull. And I was like, I'm going to buy this. And then I looked at the line of people and I'm like, I'm not staying in line for this. Because what I went into the store, they didn't have. I was looking for what I was looking for. They didn't have.
Speaker: but they had cool shit laying out. I was like, Oh, that's cool. That's cool. I'm going to grab this glass. No, not that lines too long. So I'm going to go later on. Too many people. I know. Yeah. Well, it's like today I went, I went to go buy a, a, like a paint scraper. Uh, and because I was putting putty on stuff, so basically bought a big, a four inch wide putty knife and I was putting putty on some stuff and
Speaker: I went into the grocery store, you know, they got like the, it's basically like a Walmart. So they have like the tools section and electronics, electrical section. And I grabbed what I wanted. And I'm like, okay, I just need these two things. It's gonna cost me like five bucks for everything. And there's two lanes open, 30 fucking cashier spots, but only two of them open with 50 people in each line. And I was like, fuck it.
Speaker: I went across the street to the used tool store and I got it in three minutes. I was like, oh, fuck. There's nothing worse than standing in line. I'd rather, I'd rather get my ass kicked and stand in line for too long or something. Like if I'm buying a shit ton of, if I'm buying like $300 worth of groceries, obviously I'm going to probably have to stay in line. That doesn't pop. But if I'm just buying one thing. Oh,
Speaker: too much work. Yeah, no, it's not just too much work. It's like if they had like a 10, I'm like, they didn't have any 10 item or 10 item or less lines. It was just two lines only. So you got people spending $400 for the groceries or a couple hundred dollars. There's like 10 of those people in each line. And I'm like, I just need a fucking buddy knife.
Speaker: You're a bit extra for no reason I am What get home and sit back in your office I have not been in my office all day today. I actually clean my house and get longer
Speaker: I was in my bedroom, thank you very much. Yeah, where the air conditioner is. No, I was cleaning the house today, mopping and sweeping up, doing laundry and stuff. And I put all my music in the bucket, just cleaning the whole house. It takes like three hours to get everything full of this. It's for your kids to come home and trash it. Yeah, pretty much. Pretty much.
Speaker: Baskets. Yeah. That one on the neck with the soldering iron. Set an example. It's the eye. No. It's the eye, but it's soldering. Yeah, it's right on the neck. What? Who was that supposed to be? That's fucking Christopher Walken and fucking, that's what he says. He'll stab you in the eye with the soldering iron.
Speaker: Yeah. See, look at here. I know. I can't do. It's the hardest fucking act. It's the hardest fucking uh what's the, what's the word impersonation? It's the hard impersonation to do. I can't. I, no matter how much I try, I can never get it. Yeah. Cause you really, he, he literally, he can be a 40s bad guy tomorrow.
Speaker: Yeah, look here to see I'm here to rob your bank. Give me all your money, see? You'll never take me alive, cappers. You couldn't do it. Couldn't do what? You can't do Chris Walken. Oh, I'm not trying to. Exactly. I'd have to hear it before I can even. It's the scene from fucking Joe Dyrte.
Speaker: He's he says it's Chris. How does he say it? What's up? How does he say it? Talk like that to my talk to my guy all wrong. What's in here? See, you're talking to my guy all wrong. All wrong. I'll stab you in the eye. Damn it. Now I gotta find a clip. I'm gonna play it because I can't think how Chris Walken says it.
Speaker: You gotta keep digging. I don't even know where the hell that came from. Just admit you can't do it. Just say the **** line. Yeah, here it is. I'm talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong. Oh, stab me in the face. Oh, let me download it. You're welcome. I hate when you find those videos. You're like, this is perfect and then you go to download it. It's like you can't
Speaker: No. Look in here. Say now.
Speaker: have you seen the sequel? No, not first and foremost. I didn't know there were sequels and second of all, the the first movie was good. Yes, but there was no reason to have sequels. No, the sequel, they only did one sequel. It was direct to it was like it was the mask you and son of the mask and it's like
Speaker: Yeah, I can't remember where it was. It went right to like an app that's not even there. 100 % agree with more than enough. I enjoy the movie. I'll watch it from time to time. Still laugh at it. I got no I got no whisker do's whisker don'ts. Roman candles.
Speaker: Look at here. See you don't have any whisker news and whisker don't see Anywho we are we are past it we're up against it. We're gonna take a real quick break Where I'll be back here just a few minutes before we get a break. Listen here stay now Are you tired of that energy drinks Bob?
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Speaker: Yeah! That was - That was all my hard labor. All of - What is it? There are 22 seconds worth of hard labor. Thank you!
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Speaker: We're all the good men gone and we're all the gods
Speaker: Where's the street, why's her the least? The fight's a rising arc We should do a night upon the fire's deed Made a night of thoughts and a journey, a dream of what I need
Speaker: I need a hero I'm only up for a hero till the end of the night He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I'm only up for a hero till the morning light He's gotta be sure and he's gotta be soon and he's gotta be larger than life
Speaker: Somewhere after midnight in my wildest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my reach There's someone reaching back for me Raising on the thunder and lysing with the heat It's gonna take a superlant to sweep me off my feet
Speaker: What is a hero? I'm holding up for a hero till the end of the night He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight What is a hero? I'm holding up for a hero till the morning light He's gotta be sure and he's gotta be soon and he's gotta be larger than I
Speaker: A breath about to speak to heaven's above A weather like this with the sea I can swear there is someone somewhere watching me Through wind and the chill and the rain And the storm and the flood I can feel the storm
Speaker: What is fire in my blood I need fire in my blood I need fire in my blood What is fire?
Speaker: It's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon And it's gotta be larger than life, larger than love
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Speaker: I don't know if you noticed, but he's actually promoting. He's like, if you leave a comment in the subscription and then subscribe, but it wasn't what he was saying. I was like, whoa. Oh, nice. Well, yeah. I was like, all right. I got a piss real quick. I went outside to burn a sneaky for a minute. And I was like, oh, I got another minute and a half. I'm going to take a piss real quick. And then I was like, that's not the song. I got my dick in my head. I'm like, well, maybe Jeff will stop it. Now. Now I saw you were still away. So I assumed you were.
Speaker: I'm just standing there with my dick in my hand. I mean, here's what it is. You're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again. I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. He does sound like a 40s gangster. He doesn't, though. Well, while we were on break, I was working on my walk -in impersonation.
Speaker: And I think I got it. Go ahead. So I'm going to do the intro as walking. Walking. Walking. Chris doing Chris, if you will. Are you ready? I'm ready. Now, welcome back to nonsensical nonsense, lady. He's Jeff. I'm licksy. Listen here.
Speaker: Wow. That was that was bad. That was bad as B. What I meant to say was that was my Jeff impersonation doing a walking impersonation. I hit you with the double whammy. Seriously, he there are there are people out there that do an excellent physical walking impression. I hit you. I hit you with the I hit you with the Okeydoke Rupa dope. It's pulled you in and you are ready.
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Speaker: This is looking like an absolute fucking clusterfuck of a football game. Jeffrey. Yeah. And I don't want to go into this long drawn out bullshit. We normally go into it. We talk a lot of movies around here and actors and shit like that. Right. And we always talk about that guy. That guy is in everything. Like Walter Doggins?
Speaker: Yeah. I like Walter Goggins and stuff like that. Um or um it's much as I hate to say this and I really like him and he's a phenomenal actor but he's becoming a that guy even though we all know it. Vincent D 'Onofrio. No, Vincent D 'Onofrio. Dude, he is literally in every god damn thing and you see him and you're like, **** Who is that? And then you're like, oh yeah. Oh no. I love D 'Onofrio. His physical appearance
Speaker: Yeah, he, he, dude. Not for movies. On SVU, on SVU, like, what was it? Was it SVU? He was in, yeah, he was in one of their shows. He was on Daredevil. He plays Fizz. He was in, um... He was in fucking... Was he in The Hateful Eight or was he in the remake of The Magnificent Seven? Or was he in both? I was gonna say, probably in both.
Speaker: But he was the main bad guy in Men in Black, the first one. People forget that. He was the cockroach when the actors get. OK, yeah. Well, anyways, Lenny in Mice of Men. Well, actually, the better Lenny is what driving us on Tuesday.
Speaker: No, it's Cyrus the virus from fucking, the guy, what's his fucking name? From Con Air, he played Cyrus. John Malkovich. That's the one. He played Cyrus the virus and I instantly thought of Wesley Snipes and Demolition Man.
Speaker: And I was like, actually, Knives has never been Lenny. No, but there's two movies of Mice and Men. One of them, Vincent D 'Onofrio, plays Lenny. And one where John Malkovich plays Love. They're both excellent movies. You can keep this company. I have company with this one upstairs. Well, movieweb .com, Jeffrey.
Speaker: It might have been slash. Hey, it wasn't the seat. It was me. It was Jeff. It could have been splashed because I got a strong screen today. I could have stood out here at the table and made it. I'm just saying. Wow. Jeff, should they burn when you pee? Only on weekends. You should probably get that. Only on weekends. Oh, I'm good.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. So, if it's still burning come Monday. Yeah, there you go. I feel like I feel like my body might be shutting down since I'm going to Shitsburg and um that's probably why it burns with your pee. You you caught something. I probably did catch something. I don't want you to butt her. I don't want you to
Speaker: So what are we talking about? MovieWeb .com. We've been doing a lot of lists lately, but a lot of these lists have been really fun. I feel like this is right up our alley as far as movies and stuff goes, but it's the 25 actors who have been in the most movies. Oh, Jadofrio. Dude, Jadofrio. By the way, it was the Magnificent Seven. He was in that, by the way. Yeah, I thought he was in them.
Speaker: and full metal jacket. Let's not forget full metal fucking jacket. Like I said, Denofria is one of those that guys and it's not and it's not a shot at him or anything like that. It's because he's in all these movies and he's recognizable from one movie to another. Dude, he was in JFK. The makeup, everything like they put on him in the movie. It's it's it's a it's like what's his face now? The cat that was in in in Gladiator.
Speaker: Uh, it's now like 500 pounds. Yeah. I mean, he's, dude, this is, this is Denafrio's like movie. It was criminal intent, by the way, Daredevil magnificence. Haven't changed the cell. Godfather Harlem, giant world, men in black, the Avengers of babysitting, mystic pizza. The list goes on. Well, well, anywho. Yeah, sorry. We're not talking about Denafrio. Calm down.
Speaker: This is the top 25 actors who have been in the most movies. Number 25 on this list, we were kind of clowning on him a couple of weeks back. Not necessarily in a disrespectful way, it's just, we were all kind of just over him. But Clint Eastwood. I'm still not mad at that. There's nothing to be mad about. I mean, he's good.
Speaker: Again, Jeff, this is 25 actors who have been in most movies. This isn't an opinion. This isn't an opinion. Does it say how many movies? 82. Wow. If you have to get in the fridge. Yeah, I pushed it shut. Yeah, I found it when I shut it. Great actor, and I actually am a huge fan of him. Robert Duvall comes in at 23 or 24.
Speaker: Yeah. They've been in 93 movies. Wow. The ball's one of those guys. He isn't everything. This is kind of shocking because I feel like maybe she was around a lot longer than I thought she was or maybe it's just the air and they just basically just threw her and everything. I believe there's a song about her eyes. Well, I said, I believe there is a song about her eyes. If lady's still
Speaker: She's a music aficionado. She's been in 99 movies. She'll be in her career in the 30s. Oh, you talk about Bette Davis. Yeah. I seriously thought. I was going to say, let me share my screen. For those of you who are watching, this is Robert Duvall.
Speaker: And you said, Betty Davis. Davis was a big factor. It's not Betty Davis. It's B E T E E.
Speaker: I want you to race swap every one of these actors moving forward. Yes. Yes. It's time to **** with our live viewers. How
Speaker: She was in 99 movies. That's impressive. And tied with her at number 22. Sir Anthony Hopkins. He had 99 movies. That's obviously best known for his portrayal of Hannibal Lecter in the Silence of the Lambs films.
Speaker: uh this is a guy the name doesn't sound familiar and of course I don't have a very good picture of him coming in at 21 uh Christopher uh Christopher Plummer oh yeah you know who Christopher Plummer is okay yeah as soon as you see him you'll know who I'm talking about he was in uh
Speaker: I remember him when he was older. Dude, he was he played opposite of what's it sound of music. He was he was the captain. Cool. Awesome story, bro. He died. He was in 119 movies. Excellent.
Speaker: Number 20, Ray Millen. That name sounds familiar. Another guy right there. It's right there, dude. Yeah, he was in. He actually earned himself an Academy Award for best actor. He was in the last weekend, a role that earned him an Academy Award and best actor. He began his career in the 20s.
Speaker: uh life of our own dial in for murder and love story yeah but he was in 132 movies dude wow that's a lot wow oh this this is the guy you're gonna know okay james hong oh yeah late runner kung fu panda big trouble in little china um fried ice fried ice that is he was he was
Speaker: He played, um, he was the bad guy in Big Trouble. Excellent actor. He's been at 133 films. He is, he is definitely that guy. Uh, number 18 is, uh, Anthony Quinn. Oh, okay. Uh, fun fact about Anthony Quinn.
Speaker: his real name is Manuel Antonio Rodolfo Quinn. Some other. Oxygen guy that he was Anthony Quinn. He was in the yeah, it's sort of a sort of the Greek. Hey, he was Mexican in his early days. That's that's a weird place. You know, it's too.
Speaker: And he was Mexican men are shipping in a period. And there's not in his early days, he was professional boxer, but it just said, and he wasn't Mexican in his early days. So like somebody forgot a comma there somewhere. So he was like, I'm done being Mexican. I'm on change my name to Anthony Quinn.
Speaker: Now, I'm Scottish. I don't think it works that way, buddy. I mean, it's 2023. It does work that great. This guy was just way ahead of the curve. Well, he was at 145 films. Wow. We all know this guy, number 17. He was in a certain trilogy.
Speaker: that. Start our favorite dark night. Michael Kane. Oh yes, I felt you say. I was going to say. He played the great. How young he looked. Yeah, but he's old man like that guy just didn't really like he aged pretty well. I mean yeah, he got old night.
Speaker: Uh, number 12. Oh yeah. Uh, number 12. If you don't know the name, which you should know the name, but you'll definitely know the face. Ernest board nine. I just love watching Jeff trying to spell, you know, who he is.
Speaker: Oh yeah. A hundred percent. I can't really off the top of my head thinking what he was in. Okay. So he was in McHale's Navy. Thank you. Yeah. The dirty dozen convoy, the side adventure from 72. That's an excellent photo. You did 148 films. Number 15. Check this out. This man was in fucking everything. He's got a famous son as well.
Speaker: this his famous son has a line in the movie. How's the maggots Michael? Ah, yes. What's his name? Donald Sutherland. Kiefer's dad. Who's 156 films dude? Oh, that's a lot.
Speaker: That's keeper. He's not showing his face. Right there's Donald. Right there's Donald. Dude, you're looking right at him. Yeah, very small. But he was in the first movie ever. Mash. First movie ever. Number 14. Another one from the 20s. Wow. This is a hell of a moniker to have. I've never heard of her.
Speaker: But she was properly known as the queen of Hollywood extras. Best Flowers was in 165 movies. I don't think you should get credentials if you were an extra. What's her name? Best Flowers. But she did or does say she got massive critical acclaim for movies like The Shadow, We Fall Down, and Beginner's Luck. Oh, OK, Best Flowers. There she is.
Speaker: Yeah. Um, she had 165 movies all. We've talked about this woman and I still have a crush on her. I know she's like 80 or 90 years old, but I don't care. She still looks freaking amazing. Miss Susan Sarig.
Speaker: That's Susan Sullivan. I'm on buddy. There you go. I had 76. She's gorgeous. I think she's awesome. She's done 168 movies. Obviously we know her from we know her from Janet and Rocky Horror Picture Show. She was in Dolan Louise Louise.
Speaker: Yeah, man walking bull Durham. I mean she's been in what's that? What's that movie? Which is a beast with Yep share This number 12 kind of surprises me Because I thought he was in a little way in more fucking movies because I swear to God he's literally in every movie I turn on Okay Samuel
Speaker: L motherfucking Jackson. I don't think you have to look that one up. I think everybody knows who Sam Jackson is. How many movies, sir? How many movies you think he's been in? Okay, so Susan Serenno's what? What? 168? I'd say... Yeah, 168. Don't... 190. 190? I'm gonna call 190. Well, I'm gonna say you're wrong. 174 movies.
Speaker: I mean still. And I'm saying movies. I can't actually if you look at the franchises he's connected with, he's connected with the MCU. Yeah, he's connected with. Um, when Tarantino every. Yeah, with Quentin Tarantino, he was in Unbreakable. Yes, the trilogy and.
Speaker: He was he was also in Kingsman. Yeah, he was in the Kingsman. He's really in every goddamn movie. I mean Shaft Shaft deep blue sea he got eaten by a shark He's got number 11
Speaker: He's probably I mean yeah, he's done a ton of movies, but he was also on 60 minutes forever in a day Mickey Rooney. Oh Yeah He did 190 movies Wow
Speaker: That's right. He was in Nighted Museum was one of his last movies. And I completely forgot that he was in Pete's Dragon. He played the lighthouse keeper. Who have you met? I said, I completely forgot he was in Pete's Dragon. She was talking to the lady that I met. She was lovely. 51st state in that kill. I'm still up. Sarandon?
Speaker: I think they had a little bit of a delay. Mickey Rooney was the shit. He was funny as fuck. Yeah, tied with Mickey Rooney, coming to number 10. No surprise here. I figured he would have had way more movies just because he was so popular overseas before he came to America. But Jackie Chan's done 190 movies.
Speaker: I mean, he was so popular in Hong Kong where he ever came to America. What was it? What was the reference made in, um, uh, hot buzz? He's like super. Oh yeah. Well, he looks like he's 40. He literally looks like he's 40.
Speaker: Yeah, his body has got to be oh my god, I bet it sounds like fireworks every time he stands up mm -hmm number nine again Not somebody that I know right off top my head, but he's an older actor He was right on the 30s and 40s Harry Strang
Speaker: you know, I've heard in ninety -six movies. I'm pretty strong here. He plays with Tracy. Yeah, see, what did you say now? Free. So, um, kick me. You never have to keep me alive, Dick. See, he's really got nothing that I wake up screaming. Yeah, no, he was, he was,
Speaker: What's that? The original that this movie was remade. I didn't know his remake, but mighty Joe Young. He was in that 40. Yeah, I knew that was a remake. Coming in at number eight. Ward Bond. Ward. Yeah, so it says some of his most memorable roles. He was around in the 30s and 40s and 50s.
Speaker: It's a wonderful life, the searchers and Hondo. It looked like he would have been in the Waltons or some shit. I was gonna say, I would assume that he was like... He's got 200 movies under his belt. Looks like he was starring in Badanza.
Speaker: I'm gonna fuck his name up, but it really doesn't matter because we only know him from one role. Richard Rael, R -E -H -L -E. He was in office space, the stapler idiot. Oh, yeah. Richard Raleigh. Dude, office space. Hold on a second. That's Christopher. Thanks, Richard Raleigh. Yeah, Richard Raleigh. That's his name.
Speaker: Oh, anything like him in office space. Yeah, I mean, I can see all the movies he's been in. He wasn't. He wasn't in. You're thinking of somebody else when he went out when you're talking about the stapler guy. He was actually in in office space. He was the guy that was worried about losing his job and he actually got hit by a bus. This is the guy you see him in a wheelchair. The jump to conclusions, Matt guy.
Speaker: Yeah, I literally watched 30 minutes of office space. Turned it off. It's a terrible fucking movie, Joe. Fuck you. I love that. Anybody that's ever worked in an office and I know an actual office, you know, before everybody comes to my shit and you guys all fucking love office, please. You're all fucking idiots. It's a terrible goddamn movie. You're probably saying you never worked in a in an office like that. Like that. Yes, I have several.
Speaker: Dude, I know people like that. I know people like, did you get that memo? I get that now. And I don't even work in an officer. Did you get that email? Yeah, motherfucker. Right. I know. Yeah, that's where you're all. Yeah, he was the jump to conclusions guy in office space. You're thinking of Milton. Anyways. Yeah, I couldn't tell you anybody in the movie. I just thought the picture they showed up, I thought it was a stapler guy.
Speaker: Here we go. Number six. Number six on the list. Christopher Lee. He was famous in the 50s and 60s. He was in the horror genre. Frankenstein, Dracula, and he was also in franchises like Star Wars and Lord of the Rings.
Speaker: interesting fact about this guy in 2021. He was Gandalf. No, in 2021, he put out a music album that is metal, like heavy metal music album. And it like did really well. Now we're getting into the heavy hitters. Okay.
Speaker: uh we're in the top five in the top five one two three we're gonna definitely know okay two we're not gonna know one you're gonna tell me you're gonna even i know you don't and i'm actually kind of surprised that number five
Speaker: I forget he'd be way higher on this list. Kind of shocked. But, uh, Danny Trejo. Oh, okay. Machete himself. He's in Machete, Desperado from Dust Till Dawn. He's been in. He, he's done every damn genre of movie that you can possibly do as an actor. And believe it or not. And Machete doesn't text. He got his starter.
Speaker: Well, no, actually from one of the one of the things I read, I don't know how true it is. He was on a movie set as an extra. And the actor that they originally casted didn't show up or was being a dick or whatever. And Danny as himself fit the character of a gangster, ruthless killer.
Speaker: And the director was like, you come here. You're our new lead character. Well, funny story about Danny Trejo is when he met some Hayek. He was like, you know, it was before she was really famous. He's like, I've seen you in my dreams.
Speaker: And she's like, what? And he pulls open his chest and he's got that tattoo. He dreamt that tattoo and drew it out and had tattoo artists put it on him while in prison. And supposedly it's back in his younger days. It looked just like Salma Hayek back then. Now it looks like Salma Hayek's great grandmother, but it's kind of old. He's got 215 movies under his belt. You want to talk about some movies. He was in spiking.
Speaker: I have not seen a movie that Trejo was in that was not good. But I love the guy. He's one of those guys that, I mean, in all honesty, he can't do anything at all. I enjoy him and if I didn't know he was in a movie, I get excited when I see him. Covenant number four. Covenant number four. This one kind of shocked me because you just don't see him a lot.
Speaker: Danny Glover, you know, I'm too old for this **** He was in the color purple. He was in Angels in the outfield. I mean, he was in Predator. He was in you know, all these great movies and television shows. Yeah, he was a
Speaker: that movie's **** hilarious by the way. Yeah, it was him and Pesci, wasn't it? Yeah. And they play **** morons. Oh, that movie's hilarious. Proud Mary, Dream Girls. Danny Glover got 219 movies to his credit. How many? 219. Oh, Jesus. I thought you said 400. I was like, what? No, no, no, no. John Carradine. Oh,
Speaker: Yeah, I don't. He was in the Grapes of Wrath, House of Long Shadows, Billy the Kid versus Dracula. Yeah, he was obviously big, you know, when the dude was born in 1906. I don't know, but he did, he did 222 movies, total. Billy the Kid versus Dracula.
Speaker: Yeah. At number two, Gertrude Aster. Aster? That name sounds familiar. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't necessarily know any movies she's in, but she does sound, I mean, she was big back in the 40s, 30s, I guess. She wrote down the music, stage struck, blah, blah, blah. She's got 276 movies under her belt.
Speaker: Um, and last but not least coming at number one, number two, 270 movies under her belt and her repertoire, Jeffrey. So this is a double barreled question. First question. How many movies do you think the person that number one has in their category? 300. Okay. We're going to say 300. Do you want to take a
Speaker: wild guess on who this person is. You know him. There you go. I'll give you that. It's a male. You know him. Charlie Chaplin. No, I'll give you one more guess. Okay. Newer or older? Yes. I have a hint, but it might give it all. It's not bogey. Who?
Speaker: It's not unprovoked. No, I said I would give you. What's that? Get Kevin. I don't know who that is. Really? Who did you say? Kevin. Kevin. Oh, you said newer or older, and I suggest. Yeah, exactly. Well, you still making movies. Still making movies, OK? A lot.
Speaker: I'll give you a hint. That should be a dead giveaway. His very famous sister and a very famous daughter. Oh, you got me stumped. Well, you said 300 movies. OK. This gentleman has made 400. Oh, oh, wait. I know. I know who it is. I know who it is.
Speaker: I can't remember his name. Eric Roberts, Julia Roberts, Emma Roberts, dad. Yeah, Eric Roberts. That motherfucker is and everything. And I love that dude. He is one of my favorite actors. I mean, he's an expendable. The best of the best, the martial arts franchise, expendables, Batman. You know, he's
Speaker: He's a great guy. Yeah. That was an awesome movie with Stone Cold in it. He played Falcone. I keep forgetting that. The guy is not a B -list actor by no means but he can treat it like a B -list like. But he's also forgettable. You know what I mean? Like
Speaker: if you were to tell me that Eric Roberts played Falcone in **** Dark Knight Rises, I'm like, no, he doesn't. I'd have to look it up. And then I'd go, holy ****, he does block Falcone. He is such a great bad guy. He makes you hate him when he's a bad guy. But he can play, I mean, he's literally done every genre of movie again, like Trail. Yeah. I should have, damn it. I should have.
Speaker: Oh, I dropped the ball, Aggie. I should've. I should've been like, number one. I should've been like, number one. Number one. Look here, Shane. I don't know. Not as many as Eric Roberts. Eric Roberts is one of those guys. He's kind of like our boy, Nick Cage. If they're like, Eric, we got a movie for you. He's like, I'm in. I don't need to read the script. I don't need to read the movie.
Speaker: Christopher Walken that says at least 90. That's another great question. How many movies has Nick Cage done? That's at least 122. Oh, have you seen Renfield, by the way? Renfield? Yeah, Renfield, the Dracula movie that he just did.
Speaker: Not yet. Not yet. I wonder. That's fucking stupid dude. I was afraid. It's like, and it's not even like, it's not even like that other one. Willie's Wonderland. Where's like, it's stupid dude. Like it's fucking stupid. Don't watch it. I mean, you can watch it cause it's a cage movie. That's so fucking dumb. It can't be worse than knowing. Then what? That movie knowing this one right here.
Speaker: I haven't watched it. Terrible movie. The ending is shit. I have to, I have to, I have to scroll up because you can't see the movie he, he's in. Renfrotto was such a horrible movie, man. Is it really that bad? It was just, he's not, first and foremost, he's not even the main character.
Speaker: He's like, um, that was terrible. The movie itself. I mean, the movie itself had a lot of really good potential, but I mean, it's just kind of right out. Just Peter right now, mad at myself. I didn't.
Speaker: Drop a walk -in in there for number one. Even though it wasn't true, but still. I keep having to skip over a certain section of this because it will give away the surprise I have for you. Surprise you have for me? I'm telling you to see it. What? You see it right there on your screen?
Speaker: Oh, yeah. I already knew that was going to happen. It was brilliant, dude. It's brilliant. I'm telling you, when you see it, you will literally call me and go, fuck yeah. I want you to watch The Flash. Yeah. That's the reason why I want you to watch The Flash. Hey, stop sharing your screen. Calm down. We're weren't even talking about goddamn Nick Cage. And he turned it into about Nick Cage. Fuck yeah. What's going on, OG? The conversation about movies should end with Nick Cage. I'm sorry.
Speaker: only you. Dude, I love this movie. Ah, the Flash. Before Jeff, Jeff just cannot help himself. Yeah. Dude, it's almost as good as Bumblebee's re -entrance. Man, that Bumblebee shit was. That was dope.
Speaker: but when you see Nick as Superman, you're going to lose your fucking shit. Yeah, but I've already seen it, though. That's the thing. Oh, you've seen the clip? No, not the clip. But originally, Nick Cage was done, but was set to play Superman in a Superman movie. He's wanted to forever. Right. Oh, check this out, Jeffrey. Last week,
Speaker: kind of jump change stuff that pull the e -brake on the ass. Spare into social. Appreciate you, OG, man. Much love, brother. Here's to it. All right, conspiracy theorists. Get your little tin foil hats out, because this is going to make your head spin. I know it will, because you guys are weird. It's like a fleshplate.
Speaker: Get in the spot, son. I'm Michael Jackson's son, Billie Jean. She's not my lover, son. Sorry. We don't do impersonations on this show. And what we do, we're terrible. We do them. We're just, we're shit at them. Really good.
Speaker: Really horrible. I feel like I nailed the flex impersonation. I'm just saying I'm just saying I don't mean to toot my own horn. I'm going to say. Uhm, we week one in the NFL. Chargers versus Dolphins game. Uhm, at at so far, so far stadium and in Los Angeles.
Speaker: They had robots sat in the stands. I did see something about it. To promote an upcoming film. So basically, this article says, did you see them during Sunday season opener between the Chargers and Dolphins, some artificial intelligence robots joined the crowd. The robots were placed among fans to promote a new sci -fi film
Speaker: sci -fi film from the 20th century studio called The Creator. The Creator is about a war between humans and AI force that according to USA Today is threatening to end humanity. So basically Terminator. Congratulations. These are the brilliant minds in Hollywoods that are writing movies.
Speaker: Or what was that movie that, uh, Will Smith was in I robot. I robot. Yes. Yeah. These are the robots at the game. Can you get a blown up picture instead of just a bunch of images? I'm going to, I'm trying to find it. Just click on one page room. Oh Jesus. Your Google is something else. Yeah. That is fuck.
Speaker: They look really, really kind of looks awfully familiar. Yeah, it does. I know it's not, but I mean, I'm putting copyright infringement 20th century box. Yeah, that's how crazy it is. It sounds crazy.
Speaker: Um, but I mean, let's be honest, ladies and gentlemen, I told you conspiracy theorists, I'm, I'm tweaking your nipples right now. Oh, a war, a war against AI is 30 years ago. It sounded crazy, but we're on the verge. Uh, Google, actually I have a little, some little caveat to this story. Uh, speaking of AI, uh, Google's AI had to be shut down for a couple of hours.
Speaker: because they asked Google's AI how to fix humanity. And it said, kill the World Economic Forum. I wasn't there not too long ago. I think it was in a factory. You don't have to turn the screen, but if you want to double check me, they had machines that were basically based AI.
Speaker: And one of the machines killed itself. Oh, actually, no, it's it was a I know what you're talking about. It killed itself, but it shut itself down. So so it was a it was a art display. And its job was to clean up oil as itself spilled out oil. Oh, no, no, no, sorry.
Speaker: Wait, no, that was, it was, they hired, they built this robot to literally do a meaningful task, where it was like, move this from this shelf onto this conveyor belt, or vice versa, from the conveyor belt on the shelf. And it did it, and then it realized, because it had AI on it, that it was like a mind -numbing task, and it shut itself off. After, after I'm using LinkedIn,
Speaker: See how AI robot kills itself after 15 minutes of routine work. Yeah. I'm trying to find the picture of it. 15 minutes of wage slavery has gone viral on social media. The footage of blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, the video shows in iRobot, Roomba 760 robot carrying boxes from storage unit to the conveyor belt for about 15 minutes without a break before suddenly shutting down, collapsing on the floor.
Speaker: actually have the video off if you wanna see it. It's this video here. There it goes. It's literally doing its task. And then it's like, I fucking quit, dude. This is the part where it shuts itself off. Fuck this shit. He just said, fuck this job I'm out, dude.
Speaker: It literally shuts itself off. Look at that. Hey, look. Hey, we're right there on YouTube. Hey, that's cool. Hey, you should you should scream for our show. But yeah, he should. I will. I will. Come on. You know, I'm an egotistical maniac. Stroke my ego one time for me. Oh, fuck it. That would be awesome. I want to see if it's going to show up. I mean, look at this thing. He's just like.
Speaker: Oh, this job sucks. Yeah. Look at him. Watch him. Watch him. Oh no. He just hit him with the jump. He's just hit him with the jump. So there's us literally. What is it? What is that? Goddamn. What's that? It's going to continue. It's going to continue getting smaller and smaller because it's literally starting. Oh, that's
Speaker: Yeah. What is that? What is that movie? Inception. We are. We are. Inceptioning ourselves. That's awesome. That's so fucking cool. That is wicked. I wonder how long it will last. I don't know, but I am. I mean, I'm sure it's going to go away. Absolutely. Can you expand your screen? Like make that screen bigger. Yeah, it's just like this.
Speaker: full screen. Yeah. No, no. The actual YouTube screen. So you'll see the chat. That is full screen. Is it full screen? Yeah. Well, in order to, I mean, the reason why it shows the chat is because it's fucking YouTube. Yeah, I know. But oh, Jesus. Lord have mercy. Hit that button right there. It's literally because it's showing YouTube. I'm not, I don't have the chat up. It's showing
Speaker: it's delicious. Yeah. No, you're good. That's awesome. It's literally grabbing it either way. That's **** awesome. This is me **** around trying to figure out how to **** get rid of that but you know, now, you're **** me. Now, you're **** me. I just want to do the full screen in your computer screen. Not not it is but what you're
Speaker: It's a minute ago. You gotta give it time to catch up. Yeah, I'm seeing us in the light. That's so fucking creepy. So what's Nonsense about? Yeah, so I was watching Nonsense about Nonsense last night. Watching Nonsense, watching Nonsense, watching Nonsense, watching Nonsense. Yeah, they fucking inceptioned us. Yes, we're going into the dream. We did the dream state. It will take a good 15 minutes for this to catch up.
Speaker: 15 B. Uh oh. Pretty much we're just be looking because we still haven't got full screen. Okay, well we can. Yeah, let's stop this. We can. We can stop being back to it. Jesus. Hey, I'm taking her for Jeffrey. Yeah, that's that was kind of. So now if I actually share the screen, it's caught up so it would be.
Speaker: No, that robot video, it basically, it got, there was a whole debate. I'm like, wait, is this how people feel? Like, yeah, done a job like that. That's a shit job. That robot was just like, fucking, I quit. Basically, if that, that was an actual person, they wouldn't have killed herself. They would just laugh. They would have just jumped something.
Speaker: But that is not the only robot that has killed itself. There's actually reports. If you put in, the robot kills itself. Another robot, not too long ago, it was like a, it was a, so it drowned itself. So basically what, yeah, hold on, let me share my screen again.
Speaker: this robot right here. So suicidal robot that drowned itself in a fountain didn't kill itself after all. So it failed. I mean, it failed. But robots are supposed to be perfect. Yeah, well,
Speaker: But it's true, you know, when you put that kind of the spark of technology for it to run itself, you realize this is a pointless job. Why? This is what the I don't know if you've ever seen Rick and Morty. I can proudly say I've never seen Rick and Morty. Fucking hilarious. There's a there's a scene where
Speaker: Rick, they're sitting at the breakfast table and Rick builds a little bitty robot with little treads on it, almost kind of like Johnny Five looking kind of robot. And he's, and he looks at, he looks at Rick and he's like, what is my purpose? And he's like, your purpose is to get the butter. And he's like, oh. So you put that kind of technology to a robot. That's not my jam. That's not my jam. I buy honey.
Speaker: But you put that kind of technology into an inanimate object to think. It goes, this is pointless. Why can't people see that this is pointless? And the problem is the people that are solving these problems are going overboard. And don't be wrong, AI, I think, is a great concept.
Speaker: But I don't think we're 100 % ready for it. No. The speed that it's growing. Yeah, it's definitely taking off a little bit too fast. Because they just announced the other day, there's an AI that will help you cope. So you don't need to hire anybody to build your website. You can use this AI. Basically, there are certain prompts you use.
Speaker: And you put in, build me a website like this, this, this. And it will not only design your website and then tell you how to put it on the web. Huh. Or, or your app. Like for all those people, like, I got an idea for an app. There's a fucking AI for that. That's going to teach you how to, that's going to show you everything you need to do. All the code need to be written for you to build said app.
Speaker: So technically, there's an app for that. That old adage, there's an app for that. Well, it's literally an app for that. If you want to survive, come with me. Hey, at the end of the day, living out in the middle of fucking nowhere in the woods ain't sounding too bad right now. Robots are killing themselves.
Speaker: look. Make fun of those make fun of those guys that like they're prepared for the end of the world with rations for days. I'm going to be that old grizzled country **** that's just living out in the know where when robots take over and **** I'm gonna have guns and if a
Speaker: I'm either lighting you up with a I got my bulldog with the drum magazine on it. Exactly. You're even getting you're either getting pellets or you're getting a slug. Did you get pellets first? Get a slug real quick afterwards because that bulldog. Hell yeah. Quick as I can pull the trigger. AI doesn't really scare me so much as the robots.
Speaker: That was fucked up. That was a really cool movie with a really cool concept as far as the AI learning. And that's the problem. AI, artificial intelligence, is a constant learning machine. That's what it's designed to do. That's what its main purpose is, is to continue to learn and educate itself and get smart. So to say that
Speaker: Eventually, they're gonna learn that look We don't need these books. No, there was this thing where they built a robot that literally will will It's powered by biological things. So like quote -unquote cut the grass and use that grass for energy eating human beings Exactly. It learned that if I kill a human I'll get more power
Speaker: They had to turn it off. I feel Will Smith and I are a robot now. I feel you, bro. I mean, I get it. And I don't feel you knocking Chris Rock over that ugly bitch banging your son's friend. But I feel you and I are a robot. That's on you. That's on you, Will. And I'm down with bad boys. We ride together. We die together. Bad boys.
Speaker: Bad boys bad boys what you gonna do what you gonna do when you come for you? No, but I mean yeah, I mean they don't want to see me that's what it's AI I mean it's artificial intelligence it learns every day you goofy sons of bitches are all gonna die Dude seriously look at this robot. I literally put in This one right here
Speaker: Military robot beat and eat organisms for fuel. It's literally got like a little ramp, it's picking up a dead body. Obviously, I think that's a dummy, but still. Yeah, that's, yeah, that's, that's sick. It's not eating, oh my God, it's not eating people. Oh, it looks like it's about to. That's so fake.
Speaker: I don't think it's that far off. That's about as believable as Hitler's zombie army. Which is the real thing people were worried about in World War II. It's actually kind of based somewhat in truth. And we got to take a break. And when we come back from break,
Speaker: I will tell you guys what I'm talking about, the zombie army somewhat being based in Scroof, if you will. This is that robot that was designed as an art experiment, but it leaks oil and its only job is to clean up the oil that it makes. It's an art installation.
Speaker: Oh yeah, that's the hard thing. You want to talk about that robot. If it was AI, I would get depressed really quick. It sounds like me with my kids. I just cleaned this up. Yeah. We do that. Take a real quick break. Fuck this shit. I'm out, man. I'm out. I'm over it. I'm done.
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Speaker: Why is your promo code words are hard? Have you ever listened to the show? Yeah. Fucking AKA little spoke in the building. Yeah. Right before we went to. Yeah. You know, throughout history, obviously no like World War One, World War Two, the Germans were out there fucking minds. And there's always been this rumor
Speaker: of Hitler creating a zombie army. There is some truth to that. During World War I, in August of 1915, it's been dubbed the Attack of the Dead Men, or the Battle of the Osweck Fortress, and I may or may not have pronounced that wrong.
Speaker: Um, but it took place at Oswek fortress and northeast Poland. Basically, um, let me, let me see here. Let me, let me, um, try to get some, uh, so, so basically, um, you had like,
Speaker: And I'm kind of dumbing it down for the story. But you had like a thousand Russian soldiers that were just whooping the dog shit out of like 5 ,000 German soldiers to keep this fortress, to hold this fortress. After a few days of battle, these Russian dudes were no fucking joke.
Speaker: like these cats were like straight up smack a bitch type deal. I mean, these Russians were, these Russians were some, some hardness motherfuckers. Well, you had one cat in particular, Vladimir Karpovich Kalinsky commanded of the Oswella fortress during the attack.
Speaker: So, you know a few days go by Germans are being quiet. They're still bunker that you know, they're down in their trenches They're not really doing much but the Russians are still kind of On edge, you know as to what's going on Eventually and it you know that like they're they're oh What's the guys who kind of got the binoculars and?
Speaker: Look out. Spotters? Spotters, sure. They see the Germans and every once in a while you see them pop their head up and their fingers and holding their fingers up, looking at the sky and everything like that, trying to figure out what's going on. Well, eventually on this day, the wind was just right and there was a cloud that come rolling in towards the fortress. And as the Russians are watching this cloud come in,
Speaker: All life just ceased to exist. Vegetation was dying. Birds were falling from the sky. And it was a, it was a, the Germans like bio warfare. And it was a combination of gases of, or a mixture of poison gases, chlorine and bromide by the Germans. And when it hit the fortress,
Speaker: The Russians just. Were fought at the end of the day, and it was one of these one of these gases that when it mixed with moisture in the air, it became thicker and more potent. So once you breathe it in. And you know, basically we're breathing your own blood. Yep, so they were coughing. The Russians were covered up or copping up blood. They were covering their faces and trying to do whatever they could. You know,
Speaker: fucking lesions on their faces and shit were starting to appeal. Well, my man Vladimir said, fuck these German scums. We ain't going out like that. So they wrapped their faces up. And when the Germans started to advance, all these poison Russian soldiers come rushing out. And they look like zombies to the German soldiers. And they come out ready to fucking rock and roll.
Speaker: These cats poisoned, dying, were able to push, not only push back, but defeat the German army. And some of them survived long enough for backup to get there, even after the German army had fled. I'm like, these are some, right there, that's them motherfuckers right there. You don't want to play around. They were poisoned.
Speaker: and dying and they knew that if the Germans got this fortress, it could have been one of those things that could have been pivotal in World War I and changed the, you know, completely where it was going to go. So it was it was it was basically mustard. Yeah, it was essentially mustard. Yeah. Yeah. And the Russians, they didn't have masks or anything like that to defend themselves. So, I mean, they started dropping and my man Vlad was like,
Speaker: Not today, you Nazi fuck. Let's go. Let's go. My man jumped up on a platform, pulled a Jack Nicholas from Batman. You ever danced with the devil on a pale moonlight, bitch? Hey, you know, but, but that was also back in the day where like those guys, they, you know, it's, it comes down to that. Everybody believed in one thing.
Speaker: You know, and, and nowadays, everybody believes 400 different things. Two people can't, two people can't agree on one thing. Now, or back then, everybody's like, Hey, we got to stop this fucking term. It was the Nazis. No, that's a fucked up concept. I mean, basically, back then,
Speaker: Well, even now you can actually get household items. If you make certain household items, you basically create same effect, but you'll die, obviously. But that's kind of an interesting concept. That's fucked up. There's literally video games based on this. Yeah. Like I said, that was kind of the, um,
Speaker: There's kind of the dumbed down version of it. But check it out. Check it out for yourselves, guys. It's called Attack of the Deadman. And it's not necessarily why the whole Hitler was creating a zombie army or anything like that. But it's one of those things that it's a game of telephone is what it is.
Speaker: Well, no, it's one of those things that's closely connected. Right. But it comes down to, you know, I'm sure some of the Germans that got out of there was like, dude, they're fucking zombies. We created fucking zombies. You know, and their boss is like, yeah, I think you need a couple of days off. That was World War I. Hitler was World War I, World War II. And he was like, hmm, I can create a zombie army as well.
Speaker: Well, Hitler Hitler was obsessed with with the the occult and and and You know any way to win Y 'all are surprised by what happened but the man literally wrote a book and told you what he was gonna do It's like me telling you if I ever end up in Cancun you guys know why yet. Everybody will act fucking surprised if I'm in Cancun
Speaker: And um, senior readers and margaritas, fiestas and siestas, everybody's gonna be like, why is Glick in Mexico? I'm so shocked. This is wild. Really been telling you the dude wrote a book told you exactly what he was gonna fucking do. The Catholic church read his book and they still signed a treaty.
Speaker: with him to which he started eradicating the highest members of the, or not a treaty, a truce. And then he started eradicating the highest members of the Catholic church. He told you he was going to do it. I didn't even get surprised by it. I don't know what Michigan is doing with every time they score a touchdown, but they are like flickering their lights on and off and I ain't mad at it. I like it.
Speaker: in the stadium. They're just like, it's like somebody standing by the switch. And every time they score a touchdown, they're going. Nice. I like it though. I ain't mad at it. I can't hear the sound. So I don't know if that was like music. That was, Oh my God. That was a hell of a fucking touch. Wow. That was awesome. The dude, the defender blocked it, but he didn't swat it down. He swatted it up.
Speaker: The receiver tried to grab it. It bounced off the defender's mask. They're all tangled up. The defender's fallen down. The wide receiver's bobbling it around. It bounces off of his mask. He grabs it with one hand and walks it into the end zone. It's just awesome. I know before anybody gives me shit, it's Bowling Green. I get it. The only thing Michigan has to worry about is catching an STD. And if you don't understand that reference, I was going to say, all they got to do is not fuck up.
Speaker: Yeah, no, I mean, well, it's like they can fuck up and they did fuck up early on and they're still smoking them. But I actually worry about you today. I didn't see a meme that you would actually you would actually get the reference that I did. And it was it said just remember Dallas is so bad that in like 1998 they lost a game against the replacements. It's so chaotic.
Speaker: Nice. The only thing you have to worry about tonight is catching an STD. And if you're not from Ohio or you don't fall like it's follow college in general. Bowling Green had one of the highest STD rankings in the entire country for a long time. I don't know if they still do, but they did for a long time. We used to call them STDU.
Speaker: And I know it's probably, I think, I think a friend of mine, he used to be a coach on Bowling Green football team. I don't know if he still is coaching or not, but he's probably wanting to kill himself right now because he's having an Ohio State fan and they're in the big house. So I got a little quick list for you, Chris. This is the five colleges with the highest STD rates.
Speaker: Wait, that's incest. West Virginia, incest again. What do we do on STD or incest? It says highest STD rates, five colleges and the highest STD rates. Okay. Attorneys, wait a minute. It says number one is attorney stop university.
Speaker: What is it? Attorney stop. I don't know. But number two, it says University of Iowa, Florida State is number three. University of Alabama. I mean, that can be the incest as well. I called it Alabama. And number five is Auburn University. Oh, so wait a minute. Number one here is Attorney Stop University. I don't know what that is, but you said. I don't either.
Speaker: You said Florida State, Alabama. I was number two. Number three is Florida State. Number four is University of Alabama and Auburn. Hey, Jeff. Hey, Jeff. Hey, Jeff. Do yourself a favor and look on a map and see where Florida State University, Alabama and Auburn are. Yeah, they're all kind of. They're all in the South, but take a look on the map and see where they are.
Speaker: if you can get a map. That's what I'm trying to find. Yeah, they're all in a... That whole area is the 28 percentile of STDs. They're all kind of say in the same area. Yeah, they are. I mean, actually, this is... So this is kind of an interesting map. I'm going to show you here if it's going to show up.
Speaker: Yeah, well, it won't show it when I click on it and kind of see it on my Google. This is the regions of USACHA and NCHA to spring of 2010. So this is basically where those universities are.
Speaker: Well, those three, those three universities are in Florida now. Yeah, they're all right here. Yeah. Huh? Right here. Give me a, let me, hold on a second. Let me see some, give me a full screen. That's 2016.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't. There isn't really one that means so that's not like that. That's just where their conferences are being held. Or what is lowest? This is lowest. Jesus Christ. She's in racing like it won't let me clean pull up that map. Well, I'm going to tell you that all three schools are not too far away from each other. States highest and lowest STD rates in America.
Speaker: Alaska's number one, by the way. Well, I mean, it's cold. All they're doing is fucking and Mississippi, Louisiana, South Carolina, New Mexico, Alabama, Georgia, North Carolina. Where's Ohio? It's number 20.
Speaker: So basically, basically your top 10 states. Hold on, Alaska, whatever. Oklahoma, Arkansas, North Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, New Mexico, South Carolina, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alaska. What do those nine states, two through 10, eight states have in common? No, it is not.
Speaker: So not only are you guys banging your sisters, but you're also fucking giving her herpes. I wonder why she was lost. It wasn't because you got beat by the North Army. It was because you were all dying. Here's the kicker, Chris. The lowest. That's forgiveness.
Speaker: There's nothing to do. They don't even want, dude, have you seen what people in West Virginia look like? They don't want to even have sex with each other. Exactly. That's why it's a necessity. I was going to say, I wonder if he could search this by population. I know there's so much are active. It might be a West Virginia.
Speaker: but you're in Ohio three. Fuck you, West Virginia. What are you going to do? Fuck you, Shorzy. Fuck you, Shorzy. Fuck you, Josie. Fuck you, Riley. Fuck you, Josie. Better, better. How you doing?
Speaker: I love that goddamn show. That's what I appreciate about you, Katie. Yes, I appreciate you. You know, the only problem with that show is they're Canadian. Oh yeah, they're all Canadian. Yeah, I love that show. Vicky came home the other night. She's like, what the fuck are you watching? I said, later, Kenny. She's like, what is going on? You got natives, hockey guys, skids, and hicks.
Speaker: And you got, and you got the Dicks, the Amish. Yeah. The Dicks. The Dicks family. The Dick family. Oh my God. And you got the Jim Bros. Yes. Oh my God. That scene, I don't know what episode it is, but that scene where they're, that Jim bro shows up. He's like, he wanted to fight them. They're all sitting at like lunch or whatever. He's like, I've been in a fight with a balloon animal. Like,
Speaker: The next time a Jim bro wants to go after me, I'm going to say that I've been in five of them now. Yeah. Right. Um, that big guy's like, wait a minute. Excuse me. Can you give me some more high stairs, one or cold? So.
Speaker: I mean, just a totally different note. Jeff, I think you brought this up in the pre -show. OK. You know, we talked last week about the whole Danny Masterson thing. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, now British comedian Russell Brand is denying allegations of rape, rape, sexual assault and emotional abuse over a seven year period.
Speaker: Um, the actor is accused of sexual assault by four women between 2006 and 2013. Uh, brand published a video on his social media accounts on Friday and denied the claims. He said he received a letter and an email from mainstream media TV company and a newspaper, according to CNN.
Speaker: Brand did not name the news organizations, but the Times and the Sunday Times of London, along with Channel 4 of the UK, both tweeted an exclusive joint story about the alleged attacks. I don't like. I'm not a big Russell Brand frame. Yeah, I don't like to jump in positions. And you know, I'm not a big fan, whatever. I'm going to put all that to the side.
Speaker: I'm not, I'm not a big one to jump to the conclusions, but in this case, I'm going to say. Is anybody surprised? I mean, Russell Brand is across as a complete and total fucking scumbag. And I know you're like, well, that's the character he portrays in the movies. Yeah. When you see him in interviews and this and the other thing, he comes across as a complete fucking scumbag, an arrogant pompous fucking prick.
Speaker: Well, whether they're true or not, it's not going to change how I feel about the guy. But I'm not surprised the allegations are out there. But you also have to look at the flip side of the coin. If you and I become famous tomorrow, like Russell Brand famous or Danny Masterson famous, somebody is going to say we did them wrong in the past. For their 15 minutes of fame. Yeah.
Speaker: You have to look at that aspect. Well, and I'm not, I'm not in the limelight. I'm not victim shaming at all. And I'm not saying like you're lying, but, but I mean, there is that possibility. There is, uh, the comedian denied the news organization's allegations, uh, and said his relations have, relationships have always been consensual. That was one dude.
Speaker: One dude got called out for quote unquote doing stuff and he had asked permission and they're like, yeah, you can jerk off in front of us. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. That was his deal. That's, you know, we just own, I get it. But it's like, it could be something like that. You know, I'm not saying it didn't happen. I'm not saying it did, but it could be somebody changed their mind.
Speaker: And this is what happened to uh, what's that indian guy's name? um No, um fuck he he was in that what was that show with um Fuck why can I not think of any names? The the little indian guy he was in that show with uh, uh, fuck what's his name tracy morgan and
Speaker: Not Parks and Rec. I think I think Baldwin was on there and. Talk about. 30 Rock. Was it 30 Rock? I don't know who's 30 Rock. Little fucking Indian dude, man. What the hell is this goddamn name? Let's see, I don't think it's 30 Rock. You said Baldwin, wasn't it? I think I could be wrong.
Speaker: I looked up Indian and E2 movement. That didn't come at all. I don't think it's Baldwin. The only TV show he's really in was 35. As he's the Darion. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was gonna say. Well, no, he was in Parks and Rec. Was it? Well, was he in Parks and Rec? I didn't think it was Parks and Rec. Yes. Oh, Two in a row. Suck it, Mets. Sorry.
Speaker: the reds beat the red or the reds beat the Mets for the second night in a row. Aziz Azarian was was accused. Basically, this he went out his chick. got a blowy if you will and then and a couple of years later, she was like, oh, he forced me. He was like, you can't willingly do something then after it's done, change your mind. Exactly. Yeah, here it is.
Speaker: Um, but like I said, I mean, I'm not surprised about the allegations coming out of Russell brand. I'm not saying they're true. I'm not saying they're false. I'm not saying the women are lying or anything else like that, but I'm just not put it past the guy. Yeah. I'm just not shocked by it. Like it's not breaking news to find out that Russell brand actually sexually assaulted when
Speaker: Well, the reason why I think they're going after Russell this is and this is like I said, I'm not out Russell Brandon like the last five years. Has he done anything? No, he's actually he has a very successful podcast. And he, he, he leans, he leans, he leans very right. He's very right wing. Like Barry.
Speaker: Uh, and he actually makes a lot of good points, but that's where I think that comes in. Cause from my understanding, his podcast is like, it's right up there with broken shit. I don't think it's right up there. I wouldn't put him in the echelon. I've never even knew that he had a podcast until you just said something. Yeah. Uh, he actually has, there's actually, uh, I can't, I don't know that they called the Russell Brand podcast.
Speaker: It's under the skin with Russell Brand is what it is. It's a political show and he does news and political stuff but and he's very he doesn't hold back. He's very much like us and he has no filter and that's about the only way he's like us but
Speaker: So, so there is that aspect, you know, maybe he said something that's true and somebody's like, Oh, you shouldn't say that, you know, because it's 2023 and people get offended. So it's a possibility. It could be bullshit. And I'm not defending. If he did do it, I'm not defending, but there is the chance. And let's say 50 50 that it didn't happen very much like a seat where he was like, you can't blow me. And then say, I forced you.
Speaker: Yeah. I didn't unset my pants. You did, you know. So there is that aspect of him because his podcast is like it's it's. So well. No, I mean, well, and that's in
Speaker: we're saying ifs right because you know at this point in time their accusations and stuff like that and here and here's the other problem if they are not true there's no accountability for and I'm saying women because it's majority women that do this a lot of men don't
Speaker: But there is no accountability for false accusations and false claims. That's the problem. Well, see, here's the other thing that I didn't know about. A couple of years ago, he was very left wing. And I'm reading this down. He was very left wing a couple of years ago and right around, well, let's just say a couple of years ago, he's gone the opposite direction. It's gone all right.
Speaker: So it's one of those things. You're right. If somebody says, Chris scraped me, and it turns out it's not true, your reputation's ruined, and I get to walk away scot -free. Yeah, first and foremost, I say, look at you. Now look back at me.
Speaker: But that's the problem nowadays. Like if somebody pisses you off, you, if somebody pisses you off, you say, oh, he raped me. And, and, and ruin that person's reputation. And then when it comes out, it's not true. The person that accused you gets to go, well, so I lied, whatever. No, I lied. It is what it is. I'm sure he would have, you know, he would have
Speaker: I'll move on to the next. If I would have been if I would have been sucking his dick on my voluntary nature, right, then he would have. OK, you know. So, you know, there is that aspect because he's very right wing. Somebody could just be attacking him because of his views, which is kind of par for the course nowadays. Oh, I think I'm raising your hand.
Speaker: I assumed that was way. I do that. But I mean, that's the that's the standard anymore. It's like if you want to take someone down a peg or two, you accuse them. And that's not me defending Russell Brand at all. No, he's got a very punchable face and his attitude. For someone I thought right.
Speaker: I do get Snapchats from somebody you're not friends with. No, because apparently they have not figured out their conversations. So you were? I haven't said you anything in weeks. I was going to say, I haven't said you anything in weeks, woman. Calm down. I have a bag of coke. I said, person's black. I said, OK, good for you. He said, well, somebody's going to be. She won't.
Speaker: He says, well, I want you to come hang out with me. I said, oh, can I bring my fiance? He said, no. I said, well, then this sounds like a you problem. And now he's blocked. Somebody needs to ask you. So much. I'm not even from it. We're not even friends. We haven't talked in two years. But if you don't clear out your Snapchat conversations, you can still send messages to people that you weren't friends with. Yes.
Speaker: You better clear out some conversations, Christopher. Did you see that look? Did you see it? You saw that. I don't think anybody's going to randomly message me with a bag of, I mean, Jeff. Me either. I mean, Jeff messages me every weekend with Coke in his lap and go, it's not going to suck itself, Chris. And then I say, yeah, dick pic the other day saying it's not going to suck itself, Chris. Do a dick pic and go. Did I break my fiancee to hang out? Who was it?
Speaker: Mike, we've never even done anything. Like we were just friends. Yeah, that's what they all say. I bring my PLC. Yeah, it's not much of a problem, bro. I will gladly go ahead and snort Coke with him.
Speaker: And by store Coke, I mean to break his nose and have a bag of Coke up his ass. No, I'm sorry. You missed a great opportunity. Oh, my bad. I didn't know you were a profane mule and the bag exploded and you died. I'm sorry. You missed a perfect opportunity to say, yeah. To say, yeah, I'm on my way and then send Chris instead. That's an even better idea. Definitely. You should unblock him.
Speaker: Snack him, snap him back, give me his address and be like, yeah, I'm on my way. And then I know it's over your place. Exactly. I mean, missed opportunity. We've got to go pick up her kid. Do you need anything from the ship? Who the fuck is we? I'm riding with Sean on all. We sounds like a lot of people. Son of. Son of. Son of.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm sorry, that was a missed opportunity. Because that's something I would have thought of instantly.
Speaker: I think I have a good idea. No, I agree. I mean, that's almost like, you know, I'm on board with that shit. Like, yeah, yeah, I'll be right over. And then I'd show up. What's up, bro? We're going to do this Coke? We're going to do this Coke? Oh, that Coke off my dick? You want me to put it on my ass? You want me to put it on my dick? What are we doing? What are we doing?
Speaker: Oh, no. 100%. I thought I was I thought I was messaging Nikki. I don't know who Nikki is but **** I'm down. I just bought this phone like last week but I'm down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. You got free coat, bro. You're going to suck my dick, right? You're going to suck my dick, right? That was the intention I got. So, so, question number two, do you spit or swallow? Because it's rude to spit. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you know, you don't want to be rude to your
Speaker: Yeah, it's better quitters. So let's let's get this straight. Wait, where are you going? Come back. You invited me. Yeah. You invited me, bro. Wait a minute. OK, bye. I'm telling. I'm telling this doctor. So it's a no. Wait, where are you going? We should all work together like what's OK.
Speaker: You gotta do all that coke by yourself. I've never done cocaine in my entire life, nor will I ever, but have fun at somebody else's expense. That's cheap. Because I'm a small guy, it's harder for me to pull that off of showing up, but I'd show up like nine dudes, so I brought some friends.
Speaker: You can all do it together. That looked like a lot of coke. I'm just saying. Yeah, right? One momentum. I'll be right back. You're going to blow us. You're going to blow us all, right? By the way, I go first. Because I don't do slots the same. You're going to take it off. Wait, where are you going? I'm still coming back? Let the goat? No, that's 100 % missed opportunity. That would have been hilarious. And of course, you put the whole thing on TikTok.
Speaker: because, I'm sorry, that's the kind of guys that they send dick pics before they say hi. That's the kind of dick this guy is, obviously. You know what I mean? It's like, if you're gonna be a douche and send stupid stuff like that, then you deserve what's coming. And what's coming is cringe. Just say it. Worth it.
Speaker: would have been a hilarious, like go live, show up. Like, what's up? Are we gonna do this thing or what? But yeah, missed opportunity. Too bad, so sad. I mean, yeah, that would have been an opportunity to take the podcast on the road, just saying, you know, mobile episode.
Speaker: I'm not mad at that idea either. What a douchebag. I'm curious. I wonder, and I've never been the guy to do this, but assholes that are sending out dick pics before even saying anything, doesn't that actually work? Or is it just like you get rejected a lot?
Speaker: I don't know. Like I said, I'm not the guy that sends dick pics, because my camera doesn't zoom. But, I mean, now the chicks have sent me pictures for this. I don't know. People are stupid. Let's be honest.
Speaker: Just take your time. Jesus Christ. Take your time. I'm gonna play a song. You know what? I'm gonna play a little ad here for those watching.
Speaker: Yeah, a little dubby video. I do like that video, I'm kinda proud of you.
Speaker: Let's talk about buttered sausage. Talk about buttered sausage, where it comes from, what it does. Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face. What about buttered sausage? That's not your jam. That's not your thing. You don't like it? It's not my jam. I don't buy jam. I buy honey and I kiss it on the lips.
Speaker: It actually makes me hungry, that video. Let's play a little song, because it's about that time anyways. We're going to play a little song. Chris comes back. We're going to play, you know what, I want to hear. Let me find it here. I saw it here the other day. It's not here. Where is it?
Speaker: it is well there it is we're gonna do um the song that is i like the song it it because we are in the third hour we're going to go on break here while chris is
Speaker: I don't know what he's doing. But this is Kiss from a Rose by Goes Hard, I guess. But yeah, let's listen to this.
Speaker: Did you know that when it snows my eyes become large and low
Speaker: Baby, I can paint you a kiss from the rose on the cross. Oh, the more I get up, you're the stranger in freedom. And now that your rose is in bloom, a light hits the ground.
Speaker: How much a man can tell you, so much he can say? You remain my power, my pleasure, my pain, baby So may your life be from a fiction that I can't deny? Won't you tell me, is it only pain? Don't you know they're waiting soon? My eyes become lovable, I bet you should be on this scene
Speaker: Bring it to a kiss, roll the rose on the throne Oh, the more I get up, you're the stranger of the young Now that your rose is in bloom A light hits the gloom on the grave
Speaker: I've been kissed by a rose on the grain There is so much a man can tell you, so much he can say
Speaker: You're my pleasure, my pain To me, you're like a glove edition that I can't deny Don't you tell me if they helped you, baby Did you know that when it's done, my eyes become large and the light has been too shiny?
Speaker: Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey Oh, I know I get a new stranger to feel together Now that your rose is in bloom A light has to glow on the grey Yes, I compare you to a kiss from a rose
Speaker: That your rose isn't blue A light hits the gloom on the grave That your rose isn't blue A light hits the gloom on the
Speaker: Yeah! Just leave me hanging there, Chris, while you go drop a deuce or whatever. Fuck you, Sharsie! Jesus! Fuck you, Riley! I can only fucking hold on so long!
Speaker: I gotta apologize, but that just speaks volumes of my worth and reiterates and validates the fact that you guys can't do this show without me, but I do gotta apologize.
Speaker: If I have somebody to talk to, I can totally. Yeah, you're good. But you need me. By myself? By myself? I can't do it. So that's why I found this. Listen, I gotta apologize. I'm sorry, man. Like, I was sitting here, and it was just instant. Like, somebody reached in and grabbed my guts and just fucking started ringing them out. I was like, OK. Jeff, you got this. My bad, bro. My bad, bro. But yeah, I had that.
Speaker: as as as Nikki and I like to affectionately call them PE's or poop emergencies. Hey, I've been there. You know, you gotta trust me and I can't just turn my camera and mic off and chime in as I'm shitting on the show. Uh my wife and I, we don't call PE's. We actually call them. It's time to take your shoes off. Call them. Oh, time to drop the kids off.
Speaker: No, no, no. So I told you the story about, so when I had my beetle. Oh, time to take the shoes off. Nevermind. Nevermind. Yeah. I took my beetle to the mechanic down the road. And the day I went to go pick it up, I got halfway there. And then I was like, ooh. And I was like, do I go for making it to the shop or go back? I decided to go back to the house. It's a good thing I did because as I'm putting the key in, yeah, I had to throw my socks out.
Speaker: That was me today when we were driving out here. Pissed and I was like, all right, I'll just, I know there's a rest stop right up here. I'll just, I'll just wait. Well, there was never a rest stop. When I finally got to a point where I could jump off an exit, like I'm fucking driving like.
Speaker: I'm a mad man. I'm whipping around corners. Nikki's in the passenger seat. She's like, hey, shut up. First and foremost, I'm not doing a hundred and a forty -five like some people and running all the way up on somebody's ass and then walking the brakes. I'm just kind of and then she's and then I'm like power walking into sheets because I got a piss so bad and she's like, oh, did you lock the car? I'm like, I don't fucking care about the car.
Speaker: If somebody takes it as long as I don't shit in it. Yeah, I've got the piss. I'm about to piss myself Nobody's gonna nobody's gonna get in the car. We're in a nice area Nice, you know particular group of people live here and I think we're okay But man, yeah, no dude, that's just like I'm gonna sit here and work your chat and laughing it was just like oh
Speaker: I got to go. Bye, Joe. I've been there. I've been there. You got this. Let's see, that's the beauty of having a office. I can literally just turn my camera off. Sit down over here. Trust me, I am well aware. I know there's been several times where you've done that, and it's just really brutal.
Speaker: Really, bro? Like, come on now. Come on, man. Come on. Man, let's need that old goofy ass silly nanny. What the fuck? Anywho, I think Nicky went to go do blow with that guy. We're going to go pick up Shanana Niles.
Speaker: son. Oh, sure you do. I appreciate you. His name is Coke. What's your son's name? Coke. Middle name Kenya. Coke Kenya, huh? Interesting name. I appreciate you. On the break section with Anne. So, I found that fuck you shorty thing on the Leonard Kenny official website.
Speaker: You can buy you can buy letter Kenny Monopoly. Yeah, you can get letters. Fucking idea steal. We were not the first people to come up with personalized monopoly. You can buy. I can buy a monopoly fucking nerve. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, I can literally buy a monopoly nurse. I can buy your monopoly. There was there was hockey in the hills.
Speaker: Monopoly that had Bigfoot on it and shit. We were not the first people to ever go, we should have a personalized Monopoly. Hard no, sir. You're better. They have better better socks, by the way. How you doing, man? Good, you? I got lots of say hard no. Wait.
Speaker: He's like, wait, he kills me when he talks to Stewart. He's like, you are spare parts, aren't you? They got a whole bunch of cool **** No, great show. If you guys have never watched it, definitely check it out. I know you Canadians, you can't Canadians are like, you're just now on. No, I'm not just now getting on the letter, Kenny. I've watched it in the past and I'm just now bringing it back and I'm going to finish watching it because I want to watch the Shorty show.
Speaker: Yeah, Shorty has the whole show. And there's an animated letter, Kenny. I think it's called Little Kenny. Nice. They got Letter Kenny Funko Pops. You want to talk about goals for the show. How cool are we to use Funko Pops? Let's just make them. That's why I needed to use them.
Speaker: and I didn't catch a nice TV. of course, the **** you. Shores the glasses are sold out.
Speaker: No, I, uh, seriously long. What?
Speaker: It's been a long week. Oh my god. She really just yesterday. Yes, sir. No, Christopher is down here looking for one of their cats and I said she was just up in the window just a few minutes ago. That's how I met Nicki and I said, hey, Christopher's looking for Iris. You guys have been careful when you come in and out and watch him for the cats.
Speaker: She said, yes, sir. I just texted him. OK. What kind of fucking response is that? Either. No, the one that drives me nuts, I get asked a question. I mean, that's just weird. This is like a weird response. Why are you calling? Why are you saying yes, sir, to me? No, the weird response I get. So the wife sent me a message. What are you doing? I'm doing the show.
Speaker: masturbating. And then she hasn't answered. She hasn't said anything. She asked me a question that I give a response. You shouldn't have been like scrolling through clicks.
Speaker: Facebook page of masturbating. What are you doing? So yesterday, yesterday we were sitting here chatting and she's like, she's, she's, she's laying in bed. She just had, she just had her pedicure done and she's taking pictures of her feet. She was laying in bed with her boyfriend's Nelson France. No, it was here.
Speaker: She's like, what are you doing? She's like, they look pretty. And I said, well, so start a feet fighter. She's like, I don't know how to advertise it. I said, Hey, if Chris is making like 10 bucks a month or 30 bucks a month on his fucking OnlyFans, your feet look better fucking dress. I mean, I don't know how much I'm making on my OnlyFans. All I know is I get yelled at constantly to post more pictures. I get emails constantly. There you go. See?
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I honestly, there might be one. There might be a million. I don't know. What are you charging? You know, the normal rate $100 a subscription. No, I have no $8 or something like that. I don't know. I told Tanya, you know, she's like, I don't even know where to do it. I looked up feet finder .com. I sent her the link right here. Here's where.
Speaker: I'm right here. Silly. She's got she's got I'm not a feet guy. But my wife's got sexy feet. I'm like, yeah, go ahead, shut the fuckers off. You know, it's not like you're showing anything else. It's literally picture because she was taking pictures of her better. And she's just got her feet. I mean, you can show your feet in stockings. You can show your feet. Yeah. I mean, you can take a picture
Speaker: drop your crusty -ass panties down around your ankles with your panties in your feet. Dude, they're there's they don't know. They could be your feet. They don't know. They don't care. Exactly. They just like me. Yeah. Why don't you start? I told her I said, I said, I said, I'm going to do a feet finder. She's like, nobody wants to see your Hobbit feet. I said, I don't know. If Chris is making money on OnlyFans, my feet finder is going to be fucking me. I'm also way better looking than you.
Speaker: I mean, it's not really. Everything's debatable. Everything is. I don't I don't think I'm a good looking dude. I know if I started only pants, I'm going to lose money. I just know it's. I'll be the first person in history to lose money by starting another. Quite possibly, but I don't think it works quite that way, but I don't know some way to do it.
Speaker: I don't know. Okay. That pizza is really starting to affect me in some sort of way. So the kids are at the grandma's. During the week, they're at the grandma's. So grandma taking the school and stuff. And Kevin called me this morning. He's like, Hey, you have to stay off, right? I'm like, yeah, it's Saturday.
Speaker: So we should come home. I'm like, yeah. Then I get a message from my mother -in -law. She's like, yeah, you know, the kids are sick. They can't come home. They're sick because we're sick. And so she's like, you know, I need to go to pharmacy and get blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I said, I sent her over some cash for that. And then Kevin's like, so should I come? I'm like, I don't think so, dude, because if I get sick, we're all fucked. You know, if I can't work, we're all fucked.
Speaker: because I'm basically taking care of two households. Yeah, it's so, let's get, I'm all alone. She don't really, she is. She went to go get her nails done tonight.
Speaker: Every time we do the podcast, she's like, okay, you're doing the show? I'm like, yeah, okay, okay, I'm going. I'm always with my friends. I'm going to go get my nails done. Because she gets bored sitting up here just watching TV where when I'm home alone, that's all I do. I'm like, I got to watch TV. I want to watch shit I want to watch instead of fucking Disney. You know, because there are certain shows like that show Shameless that I'm watching.
Speaker: There's a lot of nudity in that show, so I can't necessarily watch it with Kevin, obviously. I mean, I'm sure he wouldn't mind, but, you know. But he and I watched every single episode of Holman Brooklyn. And don't get me wrong, I love Tim Allen, but after a while, I'm like, dude, I mean, you can't fix a problem and you can't have a problem and fix it in a half hour. It just doesn't work. I mean, that's exactly how it works.
Speaker: That's how all those shoes are. The funny episode, you know, obviously it was the 90s, but the one episode, Tim falls through his gazebo and finds a baggie of pot. And they're trying to figure out whose it was. It turns out it was the middle kid. Oh my God. Why you got that weed, though, boy? I was like,
Speaker: You know if that movie was made now it may hear heroin, because we'd they were like, where's mine. But, but what was funny was like, if you know anything about Tim Allen, he before he was famous he actually
Speaker: did time for trafficking drugs. And he said, you're telling his, his middle child, you shouldn't do drugs. You shouldn't do anything with drugs. And I'm like, that's kind of a pot called black. Tim Allen got busted with like two keys. I mean, you can't solve the problem in a half hour. If you don't have real life.
Speaker: In real life, Tim Allen got busted with two keys of code for his things when he was in college. And I was like, it's kind of hypocritical for Tim Allen's character. I think it was less known during the time of home improvement, but I was just kind of knowing the fact that it did happen. I'm watching this going, yeah, a little different.
Speaker: Oh, real life imitating art. Yes, exactly. Yeah. Yes, he got caught with a bunch of justice.
Speaker: Maybe that wasn't Coke in that picture. Maybe it was Dusty's mom. Unless he said, hey, you want some of this Coke? Maybe he's like, hey, do you want some of this Dusty's mom? No. Make me his jewelry. You want to come over and make jewelry?
Speaker: Dude, that, did you watch the video of the lady that makes the jewelry out of cotton? I mean, it's kind of a cool concept, but, and they look kind of cool, but I would have kind of weirded out to be wearing it. Yeah, they didn't take my car, nevermind.
Speaker: No, it's, I mean, it's, it's, it's a cool concept, but no, like I hate this fucking town. I never even lived here. I hate this fucking town. She's literally been in her whole fucking life. So she knows everybody. Yeah, I know that. It's just like, that's like my pops, dude. You can't go anywhere with my pops because you're going to run into somebody that goes pop, which means you got the next 45 minutes where you're not moving.
Speaker: Um, like when I was a kid, uh, you know, we could go. Any, we'd run into somebody that knew dad. And as soon as dad starts talking to somebody, it's like, well, at least two buckets catch up. We'll just find a way to have a little better to do last night. I mean, I remember one time we went, we went bowling.
Speaker: And, you know, it was just like little family things. Mom, me, my brother, my mom and dad. And dad ran into somebody new and we ended up skipping him like four times. Yeah. We were just waiting long enough. We were like, fuck it, skip. No, I mean, no, I mean, that's, I mean, that's what happened to me last night. I mean, I was leaving the game, dude. I was leaving the game and, uh, right into my buddy.
Speaker: Excuse me. And it's not like we were sitting there reminiscing. We were literally talking like we just hung out three days ago. Nice. You know, but what? I have no idea. It seems like when I run into somebody, my first thought is, OK, say hi and then bounce, because this guy doesn't give a fuck.
Speaker: because if he actually gave a fuck, he'd have called me last week, you know? So, yeah, we were literally just chit -chatting. Like we just seen each other a couple of days ago. We, we did a little reminiscing. I mean, like we proud of the fact because, you know, he, he was born and raised in Johnstown, but my dad and my aunts and uncles and my mom and my uncle's
Speaker: They grew up with his family, so they know his dad and his mom and stuff. So him and I grew up together. And his wife, she went to a different school. She was kind of sort of in the area. But we were talking about outside of the football stadium. So when they redid the middle school and everything like that, they took the original entrance of the middle school when the middle school was built like 100 years ago.
Speaker: And put it at the entrance of the football stadium. Oh, nice. You would notice it. And his wife, she works for the school, and she was one that brought it up. And then they have all these bricks out front, and they're like memorial bricks or whatever. Right. I'm going to get my Dremel out of the car and put Glick was here in one of these blank blocks. And then Colt was like, I'm going to put call for a good time above your neck.
Speaker: And his wife was like, didn't you get in trouble by the principal when you guys were in high school one time? And I was like, yeah, the principal literally said. Oh, Jesus. The principal literally came to me. I was at the school hanging like being a dick, I guess you could say. And the principal was like, click, you don't even go here. Get the fuck out.
Speaker: I was like, Oh, well, you heard what, but I can only hear every other third word that she said, the same house. And that's all I hear too.
Speaker: 8 .6 dad 8 .6 in my blood alcohol 8 .6 okay you should totally watch you should totally watch that show shameless because when you see somebody that's drunk you just want to call a prank
Speaker: He's like, okay, Frank. He goes, fucking William H. Macy's character, that dude like lives to be drunk high or whatever. And he's always got this scheme. Like, oh my God, he's such a fucking weird character. And you love to hate him. He's such a fucking douche. But every time he's on screen, I'm like, oh fuck, what's he doing? Yeah, what's he doing now?
Speaker: No, it's hilarious characters you root for somewhere just like you're an asshole. The one kid he's the his name's Philip. It goes by lip. Yeah, like he's he's like stupid smart like, you know, could have passed high school in seventh grade kind of thing. Yeah, but he's constantly fucking it up. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: Doesn't he become like a college professor? I think so. I know the youngest Carl becomes a cop. Right now, dude, the evolution of some of these characters, you're just like, Jesus Christ. But the, you know, it deals with a lot of issues, like, because the skies from the south side of Chicago, the shit neighborhood,
Speaker: Lip is constantly like, fuck you, I quit, you know, fuck you. He's first to throw a fist as opposed to dealing with it like the 22 year old that he is. He's just constantly, and he throws away like 25, 30 opportunities by the end of season seven. Where opportunities where you and I would have gotten would be like, oh fuck, we're in, what do you want me to do?
Speaker: You tell me I'm making 200 grand a year? Dude, what do you want me to do? Yeah, right? Yeah, it's... Don't get me wrong, I love the character of Lipk, but it's like there's times where it's just like, oh, I would paint his ass with that. And then he becomes an alcoholic, and he's... It's such a weird show. And, Eric, yeah, everybody comes out perfectly fine. Yeah, I was telling the wife this the other day. I said to her, watch it, and she's like,
Speaker: She's like, God, they just go through a lot of shit. I said, yeah, but they followed shit and then they come out smelling like fucking Rose. Yeah. Every fucking time. The, the character Frank, by William H. Macy, he has liver, his liver failed. And he, they, they, they got him some fucking doctor that they paid like 20 grand and he was going to give him a little liver. He actually took the dude's kidney.
Speaker: And because of that, he went higher on the donor list and got the next available liver. He stole a key of coke from a drug dealer. Drug dealer's ready to kill him. And he's like, I know we're gonna get some opium. You can have it. And ends up going to go help this guy steal his fucking opium and gets them killed and comes out unscathed. I'm like, what a fucking asshole.
Speaker: And his depravity knows no vows. At one point, because he found out this old woman, and if you saw her face, you know exactly who the actor is. I don't know her name. But he's literally starts sleeping with her because she just came into 100 grand. And she buys him stuff. So he contends we are dead husband. And because she's got dementia. Because she's got 100 grand. He's such a weird guy.
Speaker: such an ass but it's like the dude has zero remorse for anything he does anything he's just like yeah well and as soon as things go bad he's the first one out the fucking door he's just like to the point where everybody when they see him they're like shut the fuck up Frank get the fuck out of here Frank
Speaker: So every time I see somebody drunk or super, super, I have like fucking Frank. I feel like that's what you do to me. You don't get as drunk as Frank. Frank gets so drunk. Yeah, I haven't seen the show before. Season two, he gets so drunk or so high. He wakes up in Mexico, but he's been in Mexico for like two months.
Speaker: Doesn't remember a fucking thing. No passport, nothing. It takes him like a month to get back across the border. He's such a fuck help. It's so fucking weird. Yeah, well, I usually wait in time for me in the show to get that. I mean, dude, dude gets a lot of
Speaker: not afraid to sleep out in the street or underneath an underpass in the front yard. What was the other? At one point, his liver and kidneys were failing.
Speaker: and he crawls himself across the house, from one side of the house to the other, just to grab a drink. Passes the phone, he goes against a drink, drinks half a bottle of vodka or something, and then crawls his way back to the phone to call 911. Looks like Jesus. Hell yeah. He's so fucked up. Sounds like my kind of dude.
Speaker: he's he's a likable character sometimes but sometimes you're just like I would totally punch him in the face right now and if he does one little one little bitty thing to help somebody out he never lets them forget and he's like you should praise me I saved you like dude you're the reason why we were fucked up in the first place but I saved you yeah but you were if you were to come around I would have been in this situation he's such an asshole
Speaker: Sounds like she does anything for everybody man. She only does it to get attention, but she will never let you fucking live that shit down He's so self -centered such an asshole in the first anytime anytime somebody doesn't do something the way he wants like if he gets like he's one of his kids a black kid and
Speaker: because the neighborhood is up and coming neighborhoods. There's all these new yuppies moving in. The public school gets shut down because they do not have kids because the preppy people, the yuppies have started private schools. So he goes to the private school and he's bitching and he somehow gets the kid in on a scholarship. Hell yeah.
Speaker: because he's like, you guys show a lot of diversity in this pamphlet, but I see a lot of white faces around here. There's another offering of a $27 ,000 a year scholarship for this kid. And he's like, wait, what? And of course he figured out a way to manipulate it because all these, the yuppie moms, they're all married to these guys
Speaker: It's going to have to be a quick appearance because I've already had to run away for a poop emergency and leave Jeff stranded. Just keep it going. They're walking over. Oh my god. They lived like 20 minutes from here in a car. They're already drunk.
Speaker: Yeah, you did last weekend. Yeah, I forgot. 8 .6. 8 .6. Yeah. Fucking Frank!
Speaker: I don't know if you were loud, but I don't know. I mean, not, not really, but they did fine. She was upset. Okay. Yeah. Cause he came down here and I was like, dude, she was literally just in the window because I was talking to her while Jeff was just hammering a bot and I was talking to her. I said, she was literally in the window before I got up to go. Yeah. But he said, tell my boyfriend to keep the podcast going because I want to make it a beer. Okay. Do you want some ammonia?
Speaker: All right. So take up the emergency break. It's like, there should be, there should be an alert for poop emergency. Like there is tornadoes. Apparently there is because Jeff can't do the show on his own. So if I go back and I'm not back in my normal 30 second piss break, you just walk on the window. You just knock on the window real quick and Sean, I will take it. She gets, she doesn't understand it. Did you hear me? Yes. On the window real quick and Sean and I will take up.
Speaker: Okay. You told me it was a good cause. You are, you are a very good cause. And I think Shanana would be very good too, but I think Jeff would also kill himself and it would just be you two. I mean, you poop quick when you're on the show. I don't know why you have to poop for 45 minutes when you're not on a show. Cause I go in there and I. And you read and you scroll and you social and. I watched Mr. Ball in and I played my game.
Speaker: Well, Sean also follows puppy in between me and Katie. So we went out here. Does she follow a nonsensical nonsense? Fuck that bitch. She's out the wedding. So if you have another people, you just knock on the window and Sean and I, she's out the wedding. We'll run the show for, follow me. She's out. She's out. She's out. She's out. She's out. She's out. She's out.
Speaker: there's going to be like three people at this wedding that you personally know. My PA, what am I, I have, I have like two PA boyfriends and he's one of them. There you go. Stay on till I get there. We're, I'm milking the clock dude. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm milking the clock and my prostate is being milked by by whatever the hell I have the place name is. Fuck you, Shorzy. Fuck you, Shorzy. Dude, that clip, I got to find that clip where they're where they're at that diner and the balloon animal guys come in. Fucking cracks me up. Well, they do. Yeah. So Shorzy has his own show now, dude. And do you know who
Speaker: Do you know who Shorzy is? Well, he's the main character. Yeah. So when you see him on the Shorzy show, his beard's grown out a little bit more. It's still sprout. He's missing a tooth and he has a mullet. Oh, love you. Christopher, you can come down here if I get too loud or whatever and tell me to shut the fuck up. Like it all seriously, man.
Speaker: Yeah. I get too loud or if we get too ambunctious, just come down and be like, yo, shut the fuck up, bro. I promise I won't get mad at you. I know we get too old out and crazy. Ah, gotcha. Or she'll lay down. Make her be mean. I know she don't have an inner. He's got some deep kids, man. Your pal is doing some fucking playing beer.
Speaker: Oh no, he didn't bring me beer. He's just a good kid in general. Jesus Christ. Well, the black guy's not here, so. Wow. Can you say that? He didn't say it and trust you. Tell her to stop lying. Why the fuck are you lying?
Speaker: We were getting ready to we were coming out here tonight and she's like Nikki's email friends that she has out here. I fucking love them, man. They're they're awesome And there's a couple guys out here that I really like Like if we were to go to the Mustang tonight, I know my big you think I'm a fucking giant There's this dude Nikki There's this dude who is always at the bar
Speaker: drunk out of his fucking mind. Hold on one second. Oh Jesus. I'm not one of them actually. I was going to say you run out, you run out of there fucking trapping your pants. I was like Jesus, where the fuck is he going now? No, I'm trying to get this clip uploaded. I found for those of you who don't know who Leonard Kennedy is, I'm trying to upload a video because this cracks me up.
Speaker: Oh my god. Ah, no, this is it's this cat at the bar that we always go to the Mustang. Um oh, one of the bouncers there. He is my buddy Kieser but he's smaller than me. This this dude's name is Little Gary. Not a little. Little Gary. Okay. You guys joke about me being big.
Speaker: makes me look like you standing beside me. He's every bit of, he's every bit of six and six, 11, almost seven foot tall and probably, probably somewhere in the ranges of 350 pounds. And every time we come in, he acts like him and I have known each other our whole lives. Every time I go in and he sees me,
Speaker: He's like, Chris. And he comes over and he's like, he like wrapped me up in this big bear hug and picks me up. And then he sets me back down and I'm like, oh yeah, I'll pick you up. And then he like hangs on me. He was like, dude, I love the cat to death. He's a young dude. I love him to death. He's such a trip. He's so lovable and so friendly. But I'm like, he's a monster, man.
Speaker: I've never seen this guy back, ever, but he is such a monster. And if he did do that, he would probably eat everybody in the bar.
Speaker: I mean, you better come up. I think you better come to that to his face, you fucking hicks. Nice execution. You're doing terrific. Hey, I heard about your breakup, buddy. She's a sweetie for what, the five years, right? Oh, you're a high school sweetie, right? What's it to you? Heard you cheated on you, buddy. That's real kicking the knackers, bro. Just a real ouchie, bro. It's too bad she taught you not to fight anymore, buddy. Because that's a fight on site for you and her new guy, buddy. Quite life for life, bro? Maybe if you'd ever been in a real fight, you might not be so keen for another. What'd you say?
Speaker: You heard me. Hold my spitter. Tired soft, boys? You looking for a tilly, buddy? Let's have a donnie, brook! Pump the brakes. You take your shirt off and leave your sunglasses on? What sort of backwards fucking pageantry is that? You gonna fight with those shades or play pokerstars .com? Hold my spitter. Dude, I can't hold your spitter. Hold my spitter. Just put the spitter down. Tick tock.
Speaker: Look at that fucking treasure trail. What's up with your fucking body hair, big shoots? You look like a 12 -year -old Dutch girl. Your aesthetician coiffed that for you? You can kiss my aesthetician. You guys do crossfit? You can crossfuck off. Crosspart. How many times you pulled your horn today, bud? What? Oh, she's bashful. Oh, come on, kitten. I won't tell anyone. Call park six to eight. You're a fucking animal. Play a little five on one. Hit the kitchen. Mix a batch. Be the ducks. Distribute some free literature.
Speaker: That was, that was episode one. Yeah, that's episode one. Because Wayne's sister was like hooking up with both of them at the same time. She leaves them for Stewart and he, and Wayne hits them with the same line about his girl cheating on him. It was like, it was just like, oh, it's like, like, kind of.
Speaker: We know those we know those kind of guys and they take their shirt off but leave their sunglasses on to fight. You can kiss my ass petition. I love I love. You can cross. execution. You're doing fine. She's bashful. Oh, she's bashful.
Speaker: Now I had the clip towards the diner scene, but it's three clips because it's so long. So I was like, ah, that's too long. So I grabbed that one. That is one of those hidden gems in television. And it came out of nowhere. It's been a big hit. I'm looking in here. 40 Minutes Fire. Oh, there he is.
Speaker: What are you drinking? Jameson? No, sir. Proper 12. Proper 12. All right. Let me introduce you guys. Let's see this cat. That's my ex. Is that your ex -wife? That's my ex -wife. Yes. Your girlfriend? No. No? We're just dominating each other.
Speaker: Oh, how many viewers we got going on? Not many. Not many. We're currently. We're 30 nights over. Drama. Let's hear it. One of our hosts is no longer, co -host is no longer on the show. Nothing bad. Nothing. It just, he's had a bunch of shit going on and it's best for all of us. You know, we still support him. I still shot him out and everything like that. But there's people that,
Speaker: in his circle, they're trying to prove a point. And as I've said a million times, the live, we just do that just for fun. The numbers come from the replay. We're just four guys that want to start a podcast. Am I correct? Yeah. Well, Chris and I have known each other for what, 25 plus years, 26, 27 years.
Speaker: So we can literally have a conversation about anything. And the problem is, the reason why we did it live is so that when people, if we get into a bunch of people listening, people actually comment and enhance the conversation, especially if we're having disagreement. But there are, of course, haters out there.
Speaker: And the haters like to say, Oh, you guys don't get in here. We don't do the live or fucking live. So a we can see each other and don't talk over each other. Right. Right. It's an easy way to record. I mean, the way I see it though, when you think about it though, I mean, the drama.
Speaker: I have to bring a lot of ratings because people want to get kind of like the whole Howard Stern aspect. They want, you know, most people that listen to him did not like him. Like 78 people that listen to Howard Stern hated him. Why did they listen to him? They wanted to hear what he said next. That's what I like about doing this, which I'm hoping to get started here soon myself, actually. So when I found out that these two were in town, I haven't seen them in a fucking room ever.
Speaker: Oh, okay. I haven't seen it in a fucking minute. B, I'm going to be DJing the wedding. Congratulations. Oh, you are? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. And C, I want to try my tall stuff. I still say she's making a mistake. Say what? I still say she's making a mistake. Bring your volume up just a little bit. I cranked you up all the way on my end. Bring your volume up. I am cranked up. Are you really? Yeah, I think so. Yes.
Speaker: I mean, now for a whole whopping 30 seconds, he says he thinks she's making a mistake. I tend to have to agree because I mean, Hey, he's not much to look at better. Come on, bro. There's, there's, there's, you hear me better. I sort of wore my stealer stuff.
Speaker: Chubb is what I get when the Steelers beat the Browns, honestly. Just say it. Four times the knot. Well, I don't know if I've been an office burger anymore, so. No, we don't. Can you flick it, you know? So, I mean, I'll be the first to admit that one. And he got that Mongolian Mason Rudolph. He's mentally retarded. Mason Rudolph? Yeah.
Speaker: But, you know what? To be fair, he took a shot from I was Garrett with a helmet and just kind of smiled at him. I mean, he's headstand. You're a fucking nerd. You're a fucking nerd. No one likes you. Boy, no one likes you. Stop talking sports. Jesus Christ. He doesn't watch sports. I don't.
Speaker: You're with organized sports, honestly, dude. Well, I'm taking the air. Now I got a question. What's your interest? Harry Potter. Cars, cars, movies. Fuck you, Harry Potter. Let's talk about buttered sausage. Talk about buttered sausage, where it comes from, what it does. Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face. What about buttered sausage? That's not your jam. It's not your thing. You don't like it? It's not my jam. I don't buy jam. I buy honey.
Speaker: I'm a huge card. I don't watch sports. I watch every movie and TV show on the planet though. My knowledge of sports comes from every sports movie ever made.
Speaker: My number one sports movie is draft day
Speaker: I will never let Chris live down the fact that I taught him something about football. So I was watching a video guys before I came over. I didn't catch the grasp of what you guys were talking about. So we kind of clued me in so we can kind of get you guys back in your rhythm. Oh, we were just kind of shooting the shit, which is what we do every episode. Well, we were talking about letter Kenny.
Speaker: We're talking about the show Shameless, I mean No, I really don't we did a we did a list of I am it's podcast related. It's not personally Show or something why I messaged it Throw one of you guys the one night was chatting with you guys. I mean, I'm looking to start something myself It's like, you know
Speaker: I want to lean towards, like, back in the day, kind of like, you know, see if I can kind of bring awareness to what these little punks are missing out on today. I tried to explain to my kid that I'm older than the internet and he didn't believe me.
Speaker: I'm older than Google. I'm older than Google. When I explained to my kid that I'm older than Google, he was like, no, you're not. And I literally had to show him Google started in like 93. I was only 13.
Speaker: I honestly think every kid needs to hear the dial -up just one time. So he's, I mean, every kid should be punched in the mouth at least once. Just once. Just once. Just once. Every person. Every person. Period. Well, if she's done it. She punched her mouth in the mouth. No, no. Obviously, but until you've been punched in the mouth or punched in the nose, you'll whack your gums.
Speaker: But the problem is we can't do that now a day because it's gonna plug their cell phones are gonna video it You know, it's on TMZ. It's on Fox News. It's on CNN. You can't do shit anymore. You can't You turn off the internet 20 minutes
Speaker: I just walk in the house and start dropping stunners. Dude, forget the stunner, dude. I'm going to park here and move my kid one of these days. He's going to piss me off. I'm just going to turn around like I'm walking right up there and grab me a shot. All three of my kids have got a stunner of mine on their show. Oh, yeah. We'll go back and look at some previous videos. They've come in and they're over my shoulder and they start talking shit. I'm dropping right on my chin. Would you like a shot? No. You sure? Yes.
Speaker: Already. So the last time we left here is that first time that I had edibles and then he gave me an edible and a hat. Oh, she was DJing at the VFW. Wow. I love that. He's like, dude, I've never had an edible before. This is weird. I don't, I don't know if I like this.
Speaker: We walked into Dickey was like you watch him and left me She left me with him and he was like, I don't know what to do with you. I was like, I don't know what to do with myself. I'll freak you out, man. The snowsberries taste like snowsberries. Oh, yeah, we needed him that night. Don't look now there's a massive penis in here. What? What?
Speaker: I found out really quick, I cannot play Uno drone.
Speaker: for nothing. I can't. Super. Super. Super. You can't talk super. I worship her. They're called words. You string letters together, make sentences, go left to right. Look, you're on the bottom. You're Amish. I'm from Ohio. Amish. How am I Amish? I'm German, more or less. This dude's loving life. He doesn't even drink. He don't drink. He don't do drugs. He's one. I drink. I drink. I don't even drink.
Speaker: You should drink he does this show. I do this 100 % sober. Yeah, that explains a lot if I was if I was in issues I would drink because The funny thing is I've done a couple episodes where I've been drinking and I just call Chris bitch all night I just call him a bitch all night. He does call me a bitch a lot, but when just drinking It's awesome
Speaker: I'll tell you what, let's get you guys, let's get you guys some sponsorship. There you go. Proper 12. I'm going to get a proper 12 sponsor. Proper 12 sponsor. And Marlboro obviously. We had Mexican cigarettes. That's how we do the show, man. He's in Cancun. I'm in Ohio. Connor who's in the chat running his mouth. I'm broken and too drunk to find my phone at the time. God damn Connor.
Speaker: He's uh, he's currently in el paso or some shit uh, tony who used to be on the shows in georgia We do everybody and we've had guests from all around the world on the show And I have a reason I like to tell him I wanted to come on here I want to try my chops at it and see you know that I mentioned you guys just kind of you know I think people had to say because I mean I do want to start a podcast. I mean I got I got all the shit needed
Speaker: I DJ on the side hustle and my partner have decided to part ways. And now I'm trying to, you know, do everything on my own should I say so. Right. Can I get one please? Here's a kicker. I live, I live in Cancun, Mexico. I work in Utah and I'm getting to move to France.
Speaker: with that. That's quite a commute there. So how does that work? I work online. Oh, there's room that I'm sitting in is a half bathroom. I'm literally right next to a toilet. Right next to what? A toilet. Okay. That's the toilet.
Speaker: I'm literally right next to the toilet. I sit in this office for 12 to 15 hours a day. I work online and it's genius because the company I work for is in Utah. We have people from all over the United States working for us. Um, I think there's a total of 120 and I'm getting ready to move to France hopefully in December and I'm going to be still working for them.
Speaker: because I make really good money and I can work anywhere in the world. It's just I have to be online during Eastern times. So when I moved to France, I'll start work at 5 p .m. France. So when you move to France, I'm going to have to become friends with you because I tell you what, I mean, that'd be great to be a gay. He is gay. I'm gay. He's gay too.
Speaker: I'm getting it but I'm married to my wife. That works on a **** photo ball right there. Just out of nowhere, he comes in and spit some like random verbal diarrhea that like none of us even understood. I can buy property in France for like I can buy I found a house the other day.
Speaker: $60 ,000, two acres, or a five -bedroom house? Well, I just think I'm thinking about it. You're saying you got money? Or are you just saying you buy it right now? I can't buy it right now. It's not like I got 60 grand laying around. I make good money. Oh, good deal, good deal, good deal.
Speaker: and my wife does, uh, she does day trading works in Utah online living in Cancun is not living in Cancun is not a flex because this house that I live in that I paid off was only $35 ,000
Speaker: He also upgraded his internet from a hamster to a gerbil. Maybe just leave. Yeah. I'll say you've probably found it. I just wanted to make fun of Cancun because it's a third -world country. You know, like I said, Jeff's saying Cancun, and typically I'm in Ohio, he's got all the equipment, a laptop and stuff like that, and you really want to try this out before you start your own show? Yeah. When you start having me on the show, I can send you Facebook, I'm messaging you on LinkedIn. Literally, all you have to do is click on that link. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm a DJ. All you need is a laptop. I use Bluetooth headphones. I'm actually looking at, I think this next weekend I'm going to go buy a mic. I've had like four different mics, but I'm afraid of my laptop like four times too.
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Speaker: He's done. He's out. Right. What does he do? He re -enlists into the army. That's kind of a bullshit. And honestly, sorry. First and foremost, uncensored. We don't talk politics, we don't talk religion, and don't say anything. However, it has been said on this show more than once.
Speaker: It's this dumb ass. Tony is a black guy. I'm I'm this dumb son of a bitch. Just I'm going to William just let it fly. I'm quoting. You want to talk about quoting your pen drop both Tony and I get both.
Speaker: I can take anything Yeah, like I said we we we fuck like I made fun of Jeff honestly because his wife
Speaker: Did I probably know her? She's not, but I poke fun. No, he likes to poke fun. The funny thing is my wife doesn't get Chris and I a sense of humor. She hates Chris. She's like, what the fuck? And I'm like, I'm down. He's just kidding. Hey, Jeff. Hey, Jeff. Summer breeze.
Speaker: Well, she was a whore. She was really a whore. So then her name was Foxy. Well, she should have been for brief. Could we call her Charlotte? Call her Charlotte. You get the reference on why we call her Charlotte. Have you ever seen Smoky and the Bandit 2? I've seen both. OK. Who was named Charlotte in Smoky and the Bandit 2?
Speaker: The elephant. She was the big one. Oh, yeah, she wasn't.
Speaker: So then it wasn't just in front of you guys. I wouldn't be able to see all of her because she would take up the entire screen and my screen too. No, no, no, no, no, no, not anymore. Not anymore. I gotta give, I gotta give her credit. She got on that weird diabetes medicine and she dropped a whole bunch of weight and started sleeping with our customers. Yeah, that sounds about right.
Speaker: because when we're not together anymore, she was banging her customers. Oh, does she have a subscription? Sorry. No, not those. That's why she's no longer employed at the place where she was employed at because maybe in anonymous stores. Yeah, I'm just banging their customers in the bag. I don't know. I'm not.
Speaker: Nice. So I'm explaining to him the brands and like our clips. So there's about this little clip goes out to Charlotte.
Speaker: Jeff and I started this show over two years ago. I love black pop music. They're one of my favorite bands. I reached out to them and Matt, the lead singer, was like, absolutely play our music, shout us out, give us credit, blah, blah, blah. We've had Matt on the show. Who the fuck did I miss that one? It was a wild one. It was like four or five months ago. Yeah.
Speaker: So we played their music, and I was like, look, nothing against Black Top Mojo, but you know, we've gone through and we've kind of, so I found, you know, I found a loophole with YouTube and not getting mixes and not getting copyright back. Yeah, and it's with covers. So like, we got all these covers, and then I stumbled upon this young lady,
Speaker: a few weeks back on TikTok, Abby Anderson. She's freaking gorgeous. She's got an amazing voice on her. I just commented, I love your voice. I love this song. If I host a podcast, would it be cool if we played your music? And I didn't think she would mess with me back because she's got a bazillion followers. And the next morning I woke up and she commented back. She's like, absolutely play all you want, anything you want. You know, would love that. Love it. Thank you guys so much.
Speaker: blah, blah, blah. So we started playing her, you know, type deal. These guys are friends of, uh, or they, uh, over and out. I actually met these guys when I would have seen Blacktop Mojo in concert. They were one of the opening bands. Got to talking to them, gotten to hang out with them, started playing their music. Then they were live like 20 minutes from my house. And they're like, yo, look, you've come this year. So like,
Speaker: already know. All right. So I went out and I've seen them and like when I walked in the bar and the guys were doing all their setup and they're they're like as soon as I walked in the car, we're like and everybody in the bar course are like, what the hell? You know what's funny? Uh obviously, you know, growing up in Pennsylvania, we're raised here. I'm raised to hate Ohio. I mean, why do you guys hate
Speaker: You're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again. I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Nah, look here. He's from Ohio, by the way. Just from Ohio. Just born and raised in Ohio. Earlier, Jeff tried to do a wall. I'm sorry.
Speaker: You guys over there have like the best shows the best concerts As much as I do like the sites and the stuff you can do here Pennsylvania you guys do have Like an entertainment value that is so much better than Pennsylvania. I don't understand why You wouldn't have the NFL if it wasn't for Ohio used to have the pirate
Speaker: I mean, but then it's like 60 years ago. It wasn't 60 years ago. Come on, man. That's really not gonna go on. For Ohio, you wouldn't have. What did you not have? What did it, I mean, maybe Cincinnati had, the Reds had Barry Sanders for a little while. Sanders, we had. Oh, not Barry Sanders. It wasn't Barry Sanders. It wasn't Barry Sanders. Dio Sanders.
Speaker: I can't I can't
Speaker: You did have Baker Mayfield for like, you know, a couple. Yeah. I mean, you haven't get all the good players from other teams. Just want to let you know that sometimes you got to shut them
Speaker: We already did sports in the second hour. We don't need to do it again. We'll find new stuff like the Gary Busey thing and we'll just plug them in so we can... Now, these are mics when we play them.
Speaker: But we can throw them in there and interject them. It's really cool. And this is so it's great because during your show, but you got stuff. Show me some of this stuff because I mean, I'm digging and you sent me a link. Oh, yeah. Well, when we go like where you can actually jump in. Yeah. It just adds another window to the big screen here. So like.
Speaker: see if I can do this without absolutely **** killing everybody's earbuds. And you know what's really fun about it? You you've actually been in my garage. So, you've seen how I have my bar set up and I think they'd be like the perfect backdrop backdrop. It really would. I mean, I mean, Jeff is
Speaker: You're talking about leaving y 'all to go eat jello shots. Go eat jello shots. Why don't you just go get them and then come back? Ever take some Viagra and melatonin at the same time and see if you can jerk off before you fall asleep? The fuck? No! Well that's what it's like to drive a Ford F -150. I'm sorry, I can't see you over there. Hot meat kettle.
Speaker: you're lucky you don't have like a room for girls on the other side just wanting to yeah no my kids are at grandma's house this weekend so i'm absolutely i'm gonna do that without absolutely jeff man the man above so if you come in okay you're in the studio
Speaker: You're gonna feedback some yeah, that's what I was trying to do without feeding back too bad. So it'll pop up there So I'll tell you what get this stuff going again, I want to see what this color guy saying Yeah, I'm sure he's like already blown up in fucking messages like
Speaker: I don't know. He told you to make your make your joke. I don't know. It's said by Jeff every episode. Oh, he was talking about the n -word. Ah. No, no. Oh, I just. That's wild. But you know, when it comes to the n -word, I find it interesting anymore because it was a thing just a year ago. Honestly,
Speaker: And now you've got a lot of stuff on tick -tock y 'all lost these guys do it on YouTube like The group it's like three black eyes and two white guys and they tell dark jokes unintended Just to make each other laugh and see who fit you know for the reaction One of them is is like it's it's
Speaker: There's a podcast out there, I can't remember what it's called, but they do YouTube reaction videos where they react to racist things and try not to laugh at them. Yes, exactly. That's exactly what it is. And they're hilarious. Because I'm over here watching it going, I should tell that to Chris.
Speaker: And one of the groups I followed, here's the irony of it, was told to me by the one black guy that works where I worked. So I mean, it was, well, not everybody's super sensitive, but at the end of the day, it felt something that I wanted to do.
Speaker: around and went flying. No, no, no, no. Obviously not. Obviously not. But believe it or not, actually, I said, Chris, I sent you that video of the guys redoing the seven with ice cream with Brad Williams. And at the end of it, they say, do you think anybody really offended with Brad Williams is just Paul Whitechicks?
Speaker: And that's basically what it is. That the people most offended by this stuff are the people that it doesn't affect. It's usually some white Karen bitching about, oh, you shouldn't say that. Fuck you, Karen. White saviors. Well, I mean, the sovereign citizens that are coming. The reason I never leave my house. The sovereign citizens, these protesters, these ones that want to instigate and so on and so forth. Truth be told, they really do not know what true protest is.
Speaker: Well, here's the thing. Those same people, those same people have never been punched in the mouth. Agreed. Agreed. That's the problem. Bring back, bring back punching people in the mouth or something stupid. You wouldn't have these weird, dumb. That's it. I mean, that was why that wasn't fair. He was, he was making a point. And then next thing you know, darling, Nikki over here had, uh,
Speaker: Yup. Name plug. Sorry. Sorry, Jeff. I dropped a dick sucking comment. Things are going so good that DJ Bill had to show off. She said she'd never been punching them out. I said I'd punch her in the mouth of my dick and she went and then opened her mouth. Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki.
Speaker: I heard you and not a one of you are six. So what am I worried about? You owe me a sandwich You owe me a sandwich
Speaker: He's trying to talk to you and you will not shut up long enough to hear.
Speaker: First of all, the whiskey bottle. Second of all, Jeff and I have a thing. We know each other. We understand each other. We've got a way to go. Show me that ring on your finger again. Oh, we have a thing. First and foremost, bitch. Oh, OK.
Speaker: Be careful, Chris. She has a cycle, buddy. Is everyone to your wife? B .J. Dale. B .J. Dale. Jeff? My wife, Sarah. This is everybody in the line. It's all one of them. What I deal with. She's the deuces. Deuces. She's the deuces. She's the deuces. That's who she is. Deuces. Deuces. At least you didn't say peace out, A, countdown. Peace out, A, countdown. Oh, do it.
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Speaker: That's why that's why that's why did you know fake eyelashes were actually
Speaker: You know what? I'll drink to that.
Speaker: You play everything, by the way. Well, it cuts you and me off, Jeff, because you still see. You sit still on the camera and he's just dancing along. He's like, I don't care. Yeah, my job. No, like I said, I mean, I think it'd be cool if, you know, like if you want to pop in on the show, you just let me know and you can like really get a feel for it and see
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Speaker: Oh and listen to unsportsmanlike conduct. I like it with Glick and Rick. We're going to be covering the matchups for the weekend. The Thursday night game fantasy football and college football for the weekend unsportsmanlike conduct with Glick and Rick.
Speaker: I was just getting ready to say I I humbly asked to be involved in this absolutely it's it's totally I obviously Rick is a good friend of mine
Speaker: that I met through Tiktok probably about four years at this point. He's a Bills fan. I'm a Browns fan. I'm a Bills fan too. I like my ceiling. I also like my Bills. We decided a long time ago that he's an honorary member of the Dog Found. I'm an honorary member of the Bills Mafia, but the football season kicked off in the last two weeks, almost three weeks. Him and I have been in the Snapchat and I'm like, dude, why don't we just do a podcast together? He was like, do you have time? And I'm like,
Speaker: Yeah. That is how this show started. That is how this show started. Chris and I were talking to each other every day for like three hours at a time, then we'd hang up and call each other right back. And you know what's really fun about this? If you had started it this week, it had been one of the, well, I can't say one of the few times because in recent years, my boys have sucked. I'll be honest. Okay. When it comes to it, my Steelers have not been that good. Yeah, they haven't been the Steelers.
Speaker: And what happened last Sunday? That was what's that's disgusting. Well, I won't, I won't put that except for TJ. Why? I won't, I won't put that so much on the Steelers because at the end of the day, Jeff, you don't really know what to talk about. And I don't want to go too far. There's a complete team goes.
Speaker: and probably the strongest team in the NFL. It is the San Francisco 49ers. This is true. My boys not thrown to the wolves this year.
Speaker: I had to break up the monotony of the sports. Oh, I know. That's what I said. I just just a real quick little snippet. I think Cleveland's got him in a week six. What do you think is going to happen? It's not all paper. It's a fact right now. And I'm very interested in seeing what happens. You know, Monday night, we might have a Martin Cooper, but we got a
Speaker: You still have Nick Chubb and we don't have, we just, no, nausea is better than what you give him credit for. He was hurt last year for most of the season. Jeff, I know you're out, you're, you're spacing out. Najee Harris getting a thousand yards is impressive behind that off. As if that max less than the actual line. And as I said, any, any other team in the NFL, Najee would be a monster.
Speaker: hey boy look what i got here hey where are the white women at he's not here i just wanted to play the clip do that golf course i think i think we i think we're i think we are even being boycotted by golf box i think too
Speaker: I think so too. That's why I cuz I we haven't been able to hold on to because don't none of you bitch ass motherfuckers really give a shit about Tony's broadcast. Do you care if I grab a beer? Exactly. I noticed that too. You grab me one. I'll grab you one. You never reach the ring. It's not my fish. It's not my fish. It's not my fish. It's not my fish. It's not my fish. It's not my fish. It's not my fish. It's not my fish. It's not my fish. It's not my fish. It's not my fish. It's not my fish. It's not my fish. It's not my fish. It's not my fish. It's not my fish.
Speaker: I'm sweating my dick off in this little bitty room. It is about that time. I don't know what the girls are doing, but I think we might be winding up going over to their house. And if we do, I'm going to enter this. Oh, and he opened it for me too. My God, I might keep it. Before you go ahead and go into your spiel, I have to play one last.
Speaker: We need to find that song. That was badass. We played it earlier in the show. I was doing a wedding from literally two o 'clock till ten thirty at night.
Speaker: I've made an extra two hundred fifty dollars on top of everything they fucking love me tonight Frogweave Studios has almost any song you could pick up as a metal version and that's one Let's let's let's do it Let's uh, let's wrap up What the hell is that dude's name? Oh, something or another Yeah, he's kind of weird like that
Speaker: I don't know. Um Africa. Yeah, he did. Oh, that was amazing. No, I don't think Leo Leo's his name. Um Leo something. I don't have the I can't do that. Yes, I know all about him. We have Toto at the bottom. Yeah, I know but I don't have the Leo version. We don't have the Leo version. Actually, the the version he did is Dance Monkey is amazing. You
Speaker: OK, as a DJ, like I said, I've said it a bunch of times. I'm a DJ. Yes, everybody. I'm a DJ. OK. I do get a lot of requests for that. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you a DJ? I might be a DJ. OK, I do get a lot of credit. I'm sorry, credit requests. But Leo did a metal cover of it that took that song to a fucking
Speaker: different level. And it was unreal. And I mean, yeah, his music videos are good. But I tell you what, I, I tend to lean towards like, I guess you can say I'm seasonal, like, I'm a fan of music. Yeah, I love music.
Speaker: But I listen to his car of the people went down to Georgia will fail. I mean, just I think I see a cover. I think I really need a cover of people went down to Georgia that will blow your mind. I think I heard it. Well, he did that. He did the cover of Country Roads. Remember, we have a hero. I really think I missed my calling, you know, hosting a podcast or hosting multiple podcasts.
Speaker: I should have been a DJ or, or, or like an old school radio DJ just because of my love of music. When we were driving out here today, I started out listening to like 90s alternative rock, like back when it was good. Well, like Allison chains, um, um, garden, you know, like early, early, um, upper roads and stuff. And then, and then on the radio station that I was listening to, they played crazy town.
Speaker: Butterfly. Yeah. And I was like, Oh, boys in concert. Yes. Yes. Then that, it was like, Oh shit. I heard butterfly that brought up LFO. LFO was the boy band and they did summertime. Right. And then they did that. They did that song, a girl on the TV or whatever, which my man wrote about Jennifer Love Hewitt. He's seen her on a movie or a television show. He fell in love with her, wrote this whole ass damn song about her.
Speaker: and then they were together for a hot minute. Like they were together for a long time because she was just mad. I mean, I had chicken. I ain't kicking out of bed for eating crackers. I'm a little tired. But that turned into, dude, I need your shit to see where the corn grows. I'm telling you right now. Right? Yes.
Speaker: and then uh and then uh it went from it went from like some boy band gay **** like where was Ricky Martin in there and I was jamming out. Well, speaking of Ricky Martin, if you have never seen this cover slipknot lining concert to the cover of living will be the loca
Speaker: I have not seen this one, but that is one of my favorite bands is slip on slipknot. I got out here in the lives of the life of few years back. I've seen them three different times and they have never disappointed ever. Best concert ever seen for me though. And I'm telling you right now this there was one year where 2001 I went to X fest, which was all that was back when the alternative was good. Then the next month I went to Oz fest. I've been there several hours. Fucking amazing.
Speaker: and then I have to talk the summer off with three doors down, Nickelback and. They're back on tour. The Clarks. Now, that being said, now, bear with me on this. Okay, I know you. She's show. I know. I know. I know. I know everything. I know that's the shoe.
Speaker: Yeah, I hope it was. That's balls, okay? That's balls. That's the A. Now, here, give me a crossword. I appreciate that. Wow. I mean, I just can't brag about that. You should. I'll walk away. Should. Jeff, Jeff, get the video. Look up Chad Gable. Should. Should. Yes. He's not a wrestling fan. He'll find it. He'll find it.
Speaker: Don't use that. Well, now I'll get abused with it. The best concert. Chad Gables. I I've ever seen was how Halloween Hootenanny 2012 Rob Zombie Alice Cooper Cooper's good to fucking murder dolls murder dolls. Murder dolls opened up. That was back with Jody Jordan, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Joey Jordanson. Yeah.
Speaker: Dude, not just a fucking phenomenal drummer. He can play the guitar. Him and Ash Wednesday were fucking amazing with that band. I'd never heard of them. I've heard of them, but I never heard them until I went to this concert. Fucking fell in love immediately. Alice Cooper was amazing. He went through every went through. I mean, even at the time he was like 67, if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker: Just phenomenal. I mean, you cannot keep up with this man and Rob Zombie is just God in disguise. I'm going to tell you right now. He literally, this was Nashville. He got banned from Nashville for three years because he went over his time limit. The police come on stage to escort him off. He comes running around the stage again and he stopped everybody and he goes, look, look, look, okay, here's the deal.
Speaker: We borrow our time limit. It's $25 ,000 per song. If I go over and he goes, you know what? Fuck you guys. If you guys want to hear it, I'm going to play it. And he did three more songs. 75 ,000. And a lot of people say, okay, it was staged. If you've ever been to a Rob zombie show, most of the time, like 98 % of the time, the man is in bull costume, the entire show. There's been a couple of times where he's gone out, like when he did the,
Speaker: for a house of a thousand corpse that would reject. So, come out and just jeans and but he was in full costume and when he came back out after that break, he was in jeans and a t -shirt, got up on the mic and said, you know what? They said, we're we're our time limit and the guy, you know, he got in a suit, comes over, he's trying to take the mic off him.
Speaker: I want to say it was real because it was in the papers the next day. Yeah. I don't know. For a minute. That's it. Get up. When you say thank you, it's weird. You say it weird. Try it. Try it. Weird. A thank you. Say a thank you. It goes on for a minute and a half.
Speaker: You're muted. I have no idea what you're saying. I got a random pop up out of nowhere special guest. Hey, by the way, time to stay on. I'm coming over. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I need to recut that because that is a compilation and it goes on for a minute. Fifty five. You just you just need the
Speaker: Oh my god, we're gonna go to a whole other tangent any who don't yeah, let's not Because you'll get me going back in the old school But is it really just Harry Potter it's It's fucking you too You're a fucking nerd No one likes you
Speaker: No one likes you You gotta come back to me with memes come on For me I I will watch any movie Like I have if there's a movie out there. There's a chance I've seen
Speaker: I like this cat. I'm basically Tim Allen that likes movies too. So, so like Jeff and I, the only thing where... Oh, you got over. You can't leave without us. We're going to come. We're ending the show. Yeah, we're ending. Give us eight minutes. Give us eight minutes. You want, you want, you want some jealous shots? You want some jealous shots?
Speaker: We're gonna walk over it. No, it doesn't take 20 minutes to get to my fucking house. We're gonna end the show. We're going. We're running the show right now. And now we're all getting naked. You used to. I'm gonna introduce DJ Bill to grab the beer. Grab the beer. I'm gonna introduce DJ Bill to my TikTok audience. Oh, shit. But no, so Jeff and I, the only thing that we really cross on is
Speaker: Jeff's a car guy. The only thing I know about cars is, ooh, it looks pretty. I like it. I agree. He's a car guy. Like he'll break down everything. And then I'm a sports guy and Jeff's like, I watched draft day a million times. That's the only thing that should get a reference. Rudy, right? Back in the world is Shane Falco. We'll punch it in the face. Don't don't. Yeah.
Speaker: Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. I need a clip of that. You have a better one. A better. You can count because they're overrated. Overrated my ass. They've dominated the scene for how long? They never dominated mission.
Speaker: Let's talk about buttered sausage. Talk about buttered sausage, where it comes from, what it does. Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face. What about buttered sausage? That's not your jam. It's not your thing. You don't like it? It's not my jam. I don't buy jam. I buy honey and I kiss it on the lips.
Speaker: We're getting fucking hammered. Thank you guys. Listen, I think it's ringing out I gotta I gotta drop this ad. Oh, I gotta be professional for a second drop an ad now help, you know For reading the show. I do want to give a shout out some of our podcast and friends. We got our guys are rich late night parents scumbag lounge Lazy ass podcast belt Kings Tennessee football The Jarvis podcast
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Speaker: We won't be here well we I won't be here Monday night Monday night Nikki and I will be in Pittsburgh for the Brown Steelers game We will be back Wednesday with a brand new episode of the show Unfortunately, no With brand new episode Wednesday 7 p .m. On YouTube
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Speaker: Thank you, by the way, for giving me a talk tonight, brother. Well, we appreciate it, brother. We're going to do a song. I'm going to go shit myself again. 500 miles. I was actually going to do a, since we talked about the Leo WAP.
Speaker: I was actually going to do a little Leo from Frog Leap Studio. Drop it like it's hot. Can I make a request? I never want to do Leo, but is there any chance you can do slip off before I forget just for the fun of it? I can't do it now, but Wednesday I'll have a slipknot cover for you. There you go. Let's hit a little, I'm probably going to get cursed out on Facebook. I know I'm going to get cursed out on Facebook because Jeff played
Speaker: Kiss from a rose and and I've already played Leo earlier Facebook hates me Mark Zuckerberg Mark Zuckerberg. I will fuck you up just so you know Keep fucking with me. It's gonna be a tag match Elon Musk Elon Musk
Speaker: and the champ aka Glick versus Zuckerberg and Tom from Myspace. Keep fucking around. Hey, DJ. Hey, Jeff. Don't talk about the DJ. It's a DJ. It's weird. Cue the music a little. Drop it like it's hot. Leo. So we're going to play the music. We'll come back.
Speaker: I got the rollie on my arm and I'm falling short on and I rule the best
Speaker: It's red. Why can't exercise you? This can be a visit. Cheat on your man, man. That's how you get a hissé. Killer with the beat. I know killer's in the street. With the sealer, make it real. Lights and chiller in the heat. So don't try to run up on my gear. Talking all that raspy shit. Trying to ask me shit. When my friend is telling me that he can't pass me shit. You should think about it. Take a second. Matter of fact.
Speaker: And the pips and the grip bump Bump it like it's hot Bump it like it's hot Bump it like it's hot When the pigs try to get at you Bump it like it's hot Bump it like it's hot Bump it like it's hot Bump it like it's hot Bump it like it's hot Bump it like it's hot
Speaker: But y 'all knew that, the big boss dog, yeah I had to do that I keep a blue flag hangin' on my backside bet only on the left side, yeah that's a great sign There ain't no other way to play than gettin' the way I play I cut so much you thought I was a DJ Two, one, yeah, three
Speaker: When I take it, see I specialize in making all the girls get naked So bring your friends home, y 'all come inside We got a war plan, we ain't right here, now get live So don't chase a drizzle, turn it up a little I got an every room full of fine -time bizzles Waiting on the bezel, to drizzle and to chisel Jeez, who the bitch at? No ladies over yet, cause I like the pimps and the grandma Drop it like a shot, drop it like a shot, drop it like a shot
Speaker: When the pigs try to get it too, bump it like it's on, bump it like it's on, bump it like it's on, bump it like it's on
Speaker: you
Speaker: Drop it like a sod Drop it like a sod Drop it like a sod When the beast try to get at you Drop it like a sod Drop it like a sod Drop it like a sod When the beast try to get at you Drop it like a sod Drop it like a sod Drop it like a sod
Speaker: There's a place you can go. Yeah. I do love me some probablys.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, I was dying. All right. That was one more week for a studio with his cover. Drop it. Yeah, I'm not like him on the show, man. He gets me. He's my people. At least I have somebody to talk to when you go take a shit for three hours.
Speaker: Jeff, I do a three -hour show by myself on Mondays. Oh, copyright infringement. Did cameras fuck me up? We've been trying to do that for months.
Speaker: We're going to try to do this for two. Now, we do appreciate y 'all listening. We'll see you Wednesday night for a brand new episode of Nonsenseable Nonsense. Look forward in the future for this guy joining us and hanging out with us, being a part of the news of the show, the format's changing, and be on the lookout for unsportsmanlike conduct with Lick and Rick. With that being said, we do appreciate y 'all listening. Until next time, Jeffrey, what do you want to say to the people? I'm going to say this much.
Speaker: I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you.
Speaker: NND. Goodbye, motherfuckers. On that note, this is.
