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Speaker: What is going on, everybody? Happy Monday. Welcome to another episode of Nonsense School Nonsense. How y 'all doing? I'm Glick, as always. We got Tony in the house, so give me just a second. I'll bring him up.
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Speaker: Go give us the old double thumbing. That's a reach around from way back in the day. And don't forget, we don't ask for much. The only thing we will ask from you guys is give us a share. Tell your friends. Don't be greedy. Don't keep us to yourselves. There is more than enough of us to go around. Tony and I are both over six feet tall and well over 200 pounds. And I'm in the mood. And Jeff is just the guy. You go get out of your mood. You're not going to bring your mood in here, sir. I'm in the mood.
Speaker: You're not gonna bring your mood in here. Damn it. I take it today didn't go as well as you might've hoped it would have. Just read the name. I don't need to read the name. I don't need to read the name. I just know it's like being a single dad when the mom's still breathing.
Speaker: Trust me. Been there. Been there doing that. Just. Unfortunately for me, there's nothing big on the news. There's nothing real going on. The NBA playoffs biggest in Miami. Heath beating up on the Celtics so far. Even all like Mark is smarter the best of all player. I'm not sick. Fuck Boston.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I like Marcus smart as a ball player. That's, that's, that's my man on the bat in NBA right now. That's, that's, that's, I like him as a player. Yeah. I just don't like anything Boston related, including especially their sports teams. Fucking Jesus Christ. Hockey is getting down to the nitty gritty. I need to save a broadcast for later. I can't even make it long enough. It's just going to be.
Speaker: Oh boy. Just, just got to go there and just rant. I mean, I get those moments. Since we ain't got our, I was going to say, if you're away, we don't have our former neighborhood around. So we don't feel the same just doing it out there to open. You know what I'm saying? Well, you're just talking to open air. So talking ain't the answer.
Speaker: If you're awake, you're having one of those moments. Outside of when you come out here, I don't know you not to do a live where you're in a mood and you're ranting about something. That's the truth. Even if it starts out that you're not going to rant about something.
Speaker: Oh my gosh, dude, I feel like. I don't know why, but my body is fucking killing me. I feel like I was in a car accident. I don't know what the hell is going on. Nothing happened. I just woke up. Hey, Debbie. I don't know, dude, like my neck all the way down into my shoulder and my back and everything's all stiff. I came home and jumped. It took a hot ass shower. I was in there for like a half hour and it started to loosen up a little bit like
Speaker: you know, not so bad now but I don't know what the hell I did man. I didn't it's like I didn't do **** yesterday. I just kind of, you know, we just kind of hung around the house. That's what it was. Mm hmm. That's a turn up truck show. They'll be reading me. I'll talk with y 'all later because I'm trying to keep my cool. Try it. I can't
Speaker: Now, I did get Saturday's episode posted. I meant to do it yesterday but I got sidetracked watching football all day. Mm hmm. Getting into that UFSO. R -U -F -S -L. Yeah. That's what it is. I'm getting into that this season. I don't have a team yet because but I got a lot of players I like to watch play. Those guys are out there balling their asses off too.
Speaker: I'm trying to respond to mister. So forgive me. Oh, you're good So I was uh We'll get it here in a few I was uh, yeah, I was telling we were talking Saturday um, the next deep dive I was going to go into was going to be like uh, abandoned music parks and like the
Speaker: I guess creepy history or dark reasons why they closed or whatever. It was actually a lot easier than I thought it was going to be. And I came across something that was completely, totally off subject from what I was looking for. But I started reading through it and scrolling through it. She had me dying. It's one of those things where just shows that even the smart people are the people that we think are smart are incredibly fucking stupid. But
Speaker: Jeffrey must be working. I don't know. I haven't really heard much from him today. You haven't heard from him that much today? Yeah, Jeff. Damn. I'm assuming he's working. I would call that a safe assumption. I would. But who knows?
Speaker: Let me tell everybody out there, I am pretty much over this Amber Johnny trial or the Johnny Amber trial or whatever trial y 'all wanna call it. They both got their own shit. I hate that it's publicized, plain and simple. You are just now over it? I've been over it since before it started. Well, they didn't take me five minutes and I ain't wanna hear, but it's all over.
Speaker: social media for the most part. Oh, yeah, it's it's everywhere. I mean, I've seen the videos, some of the stuff that there's just a lot of it is trivial to me. It's it's it's a lot of trivial bullshit, but then some of the stuff got it out in public like this. That's what's confusing me. Why is this story out in public? But then some of the stuff is just comical, like like her lawyers cannot be that fucking bad. The case could be that damn simply just making it public. That's what it is. That's my point.
Speaker: Well, they're celebrities and that's the day and age we live in his readings. Yes. And everybody wants to start talking about Ukraine and monkey pox and COVID and looking like he had it.
Speaker: five plus dollars a gallon for gas. Oh, God. Don't even get me started on gas. I actually heard, you know, not to get like really started on that whole subject, but I actually heard that several gas stations like California, New York and whatnot actually went in and reprogrammed their their pumps and stuff to be prepared for double digit gas prices. This summer, I'm going to quit my fucking job and go on welfare.
Speaker: that ain't going to help. Yeah. Well, because I want to leave my house. You still got to pay the door dash people. You got to pay the instacart people. No, I got I got I got food stamps. I'm going to go to the gas station. There's no **** 260. The **** you would. I don't want to eat like you man. I don't think anybody like you. I don't think anybody eats like you. It's like competitive eaters or some ****
Speaker: I eat lunch, I might eat breakfast. I eat lunch, I either eat lunch or breakfast and then I eat dinner. Then I have a snack. It's 4 .10 here, which is crazy. Nice, Roger. It is...
Speaker: who would have say in the Californians deal with like six eighty -nine regulars and shit like that? Yes, I'm like it. I think it's Columbus. It was four twenty four forty -five today. So, it's cheaper than that here in town. I don't know what it is. It's always cheaper. I don't know. I go to work and I come home. That's what I'm talking about. Roger. That's about the extent of my driving.
Speaker: Uh, except for when I go down to Cincinnati, but I don't give a fuck how much gas prices are. I don't give a damn how much gas prices are. That's not going to stop me from going down to see my woman. Well, yeah, there's that, but my car gets, probably gets a hell of a lot better guess mileage and hers. What's going on? It takes me a quarter tank of gas to drive down there and back and back. That's not bad at all. A little over a quarter tank to drive down there and back.
Speaker: America. There's some oil companies. Uh yeah, it's it's uh it's 417 here in town for gas. 417. Yeah, I just looked. I mean, it was it was higher than that last week. So, it's actually down like 60 cents from last week. Shit is up here. It dropped down below four dollars for a couple of days and went back up.
Speaker: that's where you got to capitalize on on your your speedy rewards or uh you know sheets or whatever because like sheets is running a thing right now uh and I don't know how many of you know know what sheets is or have ever heard of sheets it's brand new to Ohio but you already get three cents off with your rewards card but when you activate your card for the first 90 days after you activate it after your first time getting gas with it you get an additional 15 cents off a gallon so I gotta
Speaker: That's what I do my speeding points every month. You pick a perk and I just go double fuel points. So when I go get gas, I get double the points on my points that are faster. Right? Cuz regardless at the end of the day, we all need gas. We all have to get gas. Doesn't really matter how high it goes. Not unless you don't start walking your ass or riding a bicycle. Cuz
Speaker: the gas prices went up, they jacked up the prices on all the electric cars. Can't nobody afford them. Exactly. Russian diplomat resigns in protest of Moscow's aggressive war. Yeah. Thanks a lot Elon Musk.
Speaker: had to, had to raise the prices of his, of his cars after he went and bought Twitter. Shit. Because he dropped him for a little bit. Yeah. Which now that's up in the air. If he's going to follow through with the purchase, he's going to follow through. Well, he's, they're doing an investigation. I guess they, he found out that, which, I mean, I don't know how you didn't know it. Where like, I think it was like 55 % of the quote unquote users on Twitter were fake bots.
Speaker: They weren't real accounts. Yeah. So is everybody got fake accounts? Well, not even have those bot accounts like those. Why are y 'all so phony? Why are y 'all so phony? One account per person. Isn't that damn hard? I have two accounts. I have my account, my personal account that I very rarely use and I have the nonsensical nonsense account. Same thing with Instagram. I understand business. Same thing with Facebook.
Speaker: Same thing with TikTok. I don't even use my personal account. Jesus Christ. I don't know where's Jay at when you need him, when we can ask somebody about having 975 different accounts. Or Pena. Pena's got himself a few accounts too, don't we? Pena's got a couple. Jay's got plenty. Jay's got enough accounts for everybody to have one.
Speaker: And I think my original personal Instagram account, my daughter took over. I believe that I had forever and a day ago. Because by old, uh, David chill or whatever, what I used to do periscope, that Instagram account became my personal account when I created the podcast one. Right.
Speaker: My family's messaging me and I've got friends messaging me too. So yeah, forgive me. Everybody's got to, got to get this. People checking on me because of my day. So. Yeah. Everybody's got to get the tea. Yes, they do. I know that goes in that conversation today. And I'm like, I don't fucking know. I don't care. I'm not in it. I don't want to be in it. I don't.
Speaker: Y 'all need to just handle that on your own. Sometimes we vent to each other. I'm trying to keep these under wraps, please. I'm just fucking... I wait. Well, yeah. And much like we tried to explain to Mike, too, when you're in this situation, you don't want to say or do anything that could come back and kick you in the ass because we do put this out there.
Speaker: You gotta be careful what you say and do. Well, that's gonna happen. Being careful is not an issue. The whole thing is when you try to do things the right way and shit goes left, but somebody uses your calmness against you. No, trust me. I know how that goes. That's my fucking theory. I don't know how everybody wants us to be mature. Everybody wants us to be calm. Everybody wants us to keep our tempo under control, but then you do some underhanded shit and smirk.
Speaker: That's how wars start. No, I get that. That is how wars start. That is how conflict starts. You're instigating, agitating ass. Mm -hmm. Make this shit happen. But then, we're in the wrong for acting first, even though you're inside of this shit, because you know how to play this, and motherfucker's in motion. That goes to any and everybody out this motherfucker. You know what I'm talking about? I'm trying not to do this shit. Some of y 'all ain't even sick. Petty people get on my mind. I don't know anymore.
Speaker: I'm too old for petty. That would be a grown folk standard. Petty is old. Hey, I played a victim harder than people to use a law in their defense. Mm hmm. I'm on y 'all's asses. Hey, I had a couple weekends ago, I put my foot down and there was no more Mr. Nice guy and I put somebody in check real quick in a hurry and I don't think they particularly expected it and didn't know how to **** react to it. I'm on the floor.
Speaker: because they changed their tune real quick and in a hurry. I was like, you know, tired of being nice to people walking all over me and shit. So I get that, man. I understand it more than you may know. Exactly, Roger. Exactly. And at the end of the day, that's what it is. Other people's shit does not does not pertain to me. And I'm not talking about Tony. Tony, I'm not talking about you. I don't believe you.
Speaker: Well, maybe I am talking to Tony. No, I'm just kidding. I'm putting some deodorant on. I feel like Kobe, when he had to sit here in front of everybody and talk about he cheated in front of his wife. No, good. And then last time I played with you, I was like, boy, he's the manager that wanted more to fuck everybody. You know he cheated on his wife. You know he cheated on his wife. Well, I don't think he, I don't think he raped that girl in any way. Shaped into her fourth. But he definitely was banging the mug out over it.
Speaker: I'm sorry. Just like just like Tiger Tiger was making the **** out of the waitress. When you start buying expensive gifts and what what could we buy her like a 3 million dollar ring or some **** just say I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. You know, he was **** somebody else. Hey, if I wasn't **** anybody else and I wasn't doing anything wrong, you're not getting apology. Yes.
Speaker: Yeah, like I said, Kobe definitely didn't rape nobody. I don't believe that at all. That's what Big Gregory said, right? Big Gregory had me dying. He said, if I want to go out there and cheat my wife with a foot and come back and get a $4 million win, my wife would have went to go find two more winners for me to cheat. Right? Or here's an idea. Just don't cheat at all. It's a whole hell of a lot easier not to cheat than it is to get caught cheating and then have to face those consequences.
Speaker: Don't be a scumbag, don't cheat. Roger, I don't know. I'm on standby, I'm waiting. Quite frankly, I think they need to hurry the fuck up. Never. Never more. alternatives. Quoteth, the crow, as Jeff said, Sunday or Saturday night.
Speaker: I don't know Roger. At his home, man. I don't care what nobody says. Clucluck's clan. I don't care what nobody says. We're still in touch with each other. I don't care what nobody says. Yes, it was. We paid for that shit. Yes, we was up all night, but we enjoyed that shit. Yes, there was a bunch of craziness, but we look forward to seeing each other. We all have haters make me sick. I'm in touch with very few people from that app, and I'm perfectly fine with it.
Speaker: I am perfectly fine with it. I ain't worried about Periscope. Hasn't been in the poor school. I don't think, I don't think, I wouldn't say that. He might bring it back. I don't know that. I don't think Periscope will come back. I think it'll just become Twitter live because.
Speaker: it's still everybody's still using that same type of **** When we go, when we go live on Twitter, it's the Periscope format. You just can't comment and **** So, Periscope was really cool.
Speaker: And then they started to, you know, they started to add some new features, like where you could add audio guests and stuff like that. You couldn't do video to video and stuff or whatever, but you can add guests to come in, do audio. But then right before the downfall, they, they started doing the update where you could do the videos and like have people come on screen with you. Uh, I enjoyed periscope. I was on it from jump street.
Speaker: Oh, excuse me. But Girl Scout was a mess. I used to watch Tachina Arnold when I first got on it way back. That was 2014, 2015. Yeah, something like that. I was on it. And I came off, then I came back on. But everybody was, you know, Twitter was mainly for the celebrities, for me. I was going there and talking their shit, and everybody started getting up here and talking their shit, and everybody started elaborating on the other shit. I don't even want to hear half of what y 'all saying, because a bunch of y 'all talking in circles.
Speaker: I just went on there and did the same thing I did before. Just get on there and have fun. I avoided drama, avoided the dumb people. But unfortunately, drama will find you. Drama never finds me. Because drama will try to find a new audience. Well, you ain't online enough. I'll give you that.
Speaker: Well, I, and that was the other thing, you know, I, I always went live on Saturdays. There might be the random throughout the week and stuff that I went on Periscope, but, uh, I had one issue one time and it was just some scumbag that tried to make a name for himself by fucking with people.
Speaker: And as I said before, he came in one night, started running this cocksucker, said the wrong thing about my kids. The next day I sent him his address, his phone number, his employer and his employer's address and a personal message and I said, you want to keep playing? And he never showed up again. But then I had Jay there all the time.
Speaker: then I had Jay in there all the time, but then there was Jay. then there was a what? Hey, what's going on? But yeah, I've never really had too much issue with drama. I just don't I try not to feed into it too much. Stupid ass people want to come in and say stupid ass things and at the end of the day, nine times out of ten, they want to come in and start something but then as soon as you get on their ass, they want to play the victim and go cry to everybody.
Speaker: about oh poor pitiful me give mean Glick said that I'm a bitch. Well, you are a bitch. So if I said it, I stand beside it. Eventually they'll just go away because they're not gonna want to deal with me anymore because I, you know, once you get me to that point, I'm just going to hurt your feelings repeatedly until you leave. I don't care about what you think or how you feel. I'm a come back. So fuck it.
Speaker: I don't have to come at you. I don't come at you. You should come at me. Oh yeah. Like 50 said, I don't want any problems. But if you want a problem, no problem. So we got that bad shot in the face 27 times. Motherfuckers are walking around super hero. How the hell does that still blows my mind, you know, that he survived that shit. And we're talking about it. We're supposed to believe Pocky said. That's him. Who said that? Glick and Jeff.
Speaker: Me? I probably did say I love the movie. I'm not gonna say I don't. I love the movie. I've enjoyed it for many years. It doesn't change the fact, Tim, that it's a terrible fucking movie. Oh, shit. I like a lot of horrible movies. Don't take my... Oh, shit. I've got all of it, Tim's feelings about that Maximum Everdrive thing. I'm sorry, Tim. I'm moving too far the hell out of me.
Speaker: Uh, I, you know, I've, I've enjoyed that movie for many years. Hell no. But as I got older and I watched that movie, I was like, God, this is a dumb fucking movie. It was the same thing with Tremors. I loved Tremors when it first came out. I still do the original, not so much after they beat the franchise to death, but you know, now you look back at it and it's just like, God, this is a dumb fucking movie. How possible that it should be in real.
Speaker: You know what? Yeah, out there in the desert somewhere. Yeah, I absolutely would not. Yeah, where they used to do nuclear bomb tests and shit. Yeah, they would not surprise me if one day the news came up and was like, by the way, giant sandworms active in the Sahara Desert. Travelers are being warned not to visit the Sahara Desert anytime soon. Did you see somebody with no teeth?
Speaker: There's one of the worms. Like that, I'm going out there. Don't get your own car with a dynamite on it. You're going to make a combo horn movie of trimmers and the hills have eyes together. God damn. That'd be a fucking fast movie. Especially if them inbred hillbillies were able to train the sandworms and they were like, you exist. Yeah, right? They ain't going to eat me, but they're going to eat you.
Speaker: list of places not to visit. Where's my pin? I know. Right on the **** highway. Let's take him back. Oh, **** you. What's wrong? Turn in deliverance **** you. I've seen this movie. I've seen this road. Hey, you know, it's crazy. One time I was coming up, I think I was coming up here to Ohio from South
Speaker: and uh you know like I said I because certain areas you go through in West Virginia especially on the turnpike in the mountains you just you just know you're like all right I need to make sure I get gas here and just keep rolling because I yeah I've got a question for you uh I'm with my wife now you can tell her what you think of the critter submission oh that was yeah the critter
Speaker: You beat Tim. You took the, you took the chatter's box championship with one pick. You pulled a click. I think we all agree. That was such a, that was such a shame.
Speaker: I'm with you, Tony. Critters, Critters is another one of those movies. It was a terrible fucking movie. Absolutely terrible. But I watched it when I was younger. I enjoy watching it. And it did terrify me when I was younger. Jeepers Creepers 1 was good, man. You gotta stop. It was something new to the horror genre. This motherfucker knows.
Speaker: I swear to the day he dies that maximum overdrive was a good movie of this scary movie. But he's he's going to sit on Cheaper Scrippers. Fucking Cheaper Scrippers won. Come on, man. Cheaper Screeper. Come on. Where'd you get those? That's a good movie.
Speaker: But I don't think they needed to go, what did they do? Three movies after the first one? Two movies. There was three total. I think there was three total. I don't think they needed that. Second one wasn't too bad. But I mean, they did the same thing with Pumpkinhead. Pumpkinhead was a cool concept when it was the first one.
Speaker: but then they started beating it to death and then then they did the Halloween **** and they were like three or four in and did did two movies that made no sense. It had nothing to do with the movie whatsoever. Oh **** I'm on that horror genre. I'll be on your ass all day. I mean, I can do this. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I can do this. What was that movie that nobody heard of that you picked?
Speaker: That movie was on theaters and they were talking about it. We're gonna we're gonna try to hit the soft part of the park and just pick any movie that was a sci -fi original because you know you're not wrong because they're all bad. One turn was one of the best horror flips for its time ever. That very first one was an absolute classic. Oh yeah wrong turn. It was a sit on the edge of your seat through the whole movie kind of movie. I want you to know once you know what you think of the OG.
Speaker: OG it, Pennywise movie, the original. Yeah. Listen, that movie had me when he pulled the kid through the storm drain, and then when he was in the yearbook, and the blood came off, the blood tear came off his face. I was done. I was done. That movie had me. I couldn't. Yeah, I mean, I was in high school when he came out. We always in school when they talking about this shit. I said, how do you know you're going to crack?
Speaker: I'm probably not, I guess, the biggest Stephen King movie fan. I like The Shining. I like, sometimes they come back, sometimes they come back again. You know, I'm gonna get shut up. Why do they keep coming back? Stop coming back. I've never watched them, you know that.
Speaker: They made a movie. Sometimes they come back. Sometimes they come back again. I think there's three. I'll come back a day leaving in the first damn place. But I don't hate on Stephen King. The problem that I have with his movies, they're too long. And I get bored. It's a story. I know. But I get bored. And that was the problem with being.
Speaker: That was the problem with the original and even the remake of it. Like I get it. I get it. There's a clown and they were and they were scary fucking movies. Don't get me wrong. It was scary. Even the remake was scary as fuck. But I mean, I I'd say I like both movies. I won't shit on them because they were they were good. I got 15 minutes in a second when I was done. Them arms came out and he pulled it. First of all, stop killing the kids in horror movies. I'll kill them.
Speaker: Kill all them fucking kids. Kill the kids. Kill all the kids. Kill them all. Hey, but you know the kids get their revenge and children have the corn. Don't tell me that little creepy bastard coming out the corn. Ezekiel and all of them. Old blonde hairs. First one once. Nice. That'd be cool. Between that shit and fucking, what was it? Village of the Damned with Christopher Reeve? Yeah, that one kind of messed my head up too.
Speaker: I'm a little blonde here, kids with my eyes. No, hell no, I'm leaving. I'm leaving, bro, you look alive. I know, yeah. It's hard for me to say I'm not a Stephen King fan because I do like a lot of his stuff. And I like his movies. Just sometimes they're really long and sometimes they're really confusing. I'm not the smartest person in the world. Like - Two years wasn't all that, but I can tell it was a good book. Salem's Lot was really good, baby.
Speaker: Jody just asked me if I'd ever seen Salem's Lot. I've actually seen probably all of Stephen King's movies, even the Netflix ones. There's one on there called 1922. It's actually pretty good. And Castle Rock on Hulu is a Stephen King television show. If you guys have never watched that, check that out. It's a little bit old, but it's really cool how they tie a lot of his movies into the TV show. And this one town up in Maine, Castle Rock.
Speaker: What's the one with the cat? Was that like skinwalkers or sleepwalkers? Sleepwalkers. That was pretty cool. That was all right. I still stand by still bullet and maximum overdrive. I stand with doings.
Speaker: Silver Bullet, the crazy movie. That was a movie that I remember watching as a kid and I loved it. And then I watched it a few years back and I was like, I'm going to hit. I'm going to hate this fucking movie because it looks so dumb, but I didn't. I still enjoy it with Gary Busey's best movies. Well, you can't really go wrong with Gary Busey, nine times out of 10, because it's either partially saying Gary Busey or completely out of his fucking mind. Gary Busey and both are fantastic, in my opinion. Right. So
Speaker: You did, you're right, you're right, you're right. His son's just as fucking, he's the same. His son's good. He's in a bunch of movies. Oh yeah, he's in a ton of movies. But you know, sometimes, sometimes, you know, it's not just, sometimes I get Nick Nolte and Gary Busey.
Speaker: confused. They're basically the same, except Busey has fucked up chompers and no, he's got a decent set of chompers. They're basically the same. Oh God, maybe just a stand, but he's in a, yeah, he's in his movies, Deb. He's in a lot of his movies somewhere. He slides himself in them. Stephen King going down and picking food. But back in the day, those TV miniseries are really what fucked me up with Stephen King.
Speaker: because he was, he was the man at a goddamn cliffhanger. I know when the stand came out, my mother said, no, you are not watching this. Because I believe sometimes they come back. Was it the stand or was it the other one? One of them long trilogy, three, four part movies he did. Yeah, I believe sometimes they came back was a TV miniseries as well, originally. Not that I know. Weren't they about vampires and shit? Sometimes they come back. I think it was like demons, devil worshippers that
Speaker: did some satanic ritual and then they were demons. And I'm not fucking with Dr. Sleep. I'm gonna tell you all right now. No, I've been wanting to watch that. I haven't gotten around to watching it because I love The Shining, but I don't know how I feel about Dr. Sleep. The Dark Tower and thinner I did like, thinner was okay for me. Yeah. I was like, this bitch, this motherfucker losing all that damn weight.
Speaker: It might, no, it wasn't the digital. Does he go all out on Halloween? He's got a place down in Florida, too. I guess he stays there. I forgot that running man was a Stephen King movie. That was good. Rayman? No, the running man. Oh, the running man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lawnmower man, I forgot about that. That was a crazy movie. Sometimes they come back to you.
Speaker: I think you might have been right. They only got one thing as well. I forgot about graveyard shift. Graveyard shift was good. Stand by me was and Shawshank was Stephen King movies. Yeah. Fuck Pet Sematary 2. Pet Sematary 1 was good. Misery was awesome. The mist pissed me off. I don't like Misery. Rose Red was okay. 1122, 63. Green Mile was Stephen King as well. Yes it was.
Speaker: I'm actually speaking to Stephen King. He did that the original Firestarter movie. Yes. And they just redid that and I kind of want to watch it. It looks. Let me know. It looks like they they stayed true to the original and the little girl that's in the movie in the movie. She looks just like Drew Barrymore when Drew was little. Drew the **** I hate what happened. Drew the ****. She still is the ****
Speaker: Yeah. All right. How many of you SOBs out here loved Saw? The first, second, and third Saw's were epic. First and second were good. After that, I was done. I thought it was good. What if I gave it? Who was Pumpkinhead? What was Pumpkinhead? Pumpkinhead was a horror movie. Yeah, Pumpkinhead was a... Didn't get a lot of fanfare, but it hit theaters. The first ones, the first couple were really good.
Speaker: But then they just started just going there. He's coming around the same time. Hellraiser was out. It's all fucked my head up. That first one blew my mind. Hellraiser was another one. That first three movies were awesome. And then it just was like, all right, we're beating this horse to death. Same with, I know I'm about to catch some hell here.
Speaker: But the puppet master movies were fucking awesome. First like three, maybe four. And then after that, they just, it was too much. Oh boy, had that ball with the blade in it. What's the name of that damn movie? Yeah, Grimo Stephen Kington, yes. And Phantasm. Phantasm. That one just scared me from the poster. I didn't even watch the movie. The poster scared me.
Speaker: How you get a flying over to believe you come out there? Walking did that horror movie back in the day. What was that damn movie? There was a couple of them. Yeah, it took me a long time not to be afraid of Christopher Walken. The prophecy. The prophecy was epic. That was that shit.
Speaker: That was epic shit. He was smoothing outside a pillow. Mm -hmm. That motherfucker killed you with kindness. Darn boss. Fuck it. That movie was crazy. It was a good movie though. What a decent day of fucking homework. I've seen some good ones. Saw a wrong turn. The, uh...
Speaker: Cabinet of the Woods was good. I liked the concept of it. That was the one that Chris Helmsworth and they went out to the Cabinet and it was like like 20 stories underground. They had the where they created the quote unquote horror movies and stuff like that. And all the monsters and villains and slashers were down there and it was like a it was like a NASA set up and they were kind of pick and play out the scenarios the way they wanted to. It was it was all right.
Speaker: I don't watch that. The original cabin fever. House of 1000 Coasters with the dickens. Rob Zombie, that whole Rob Zombie. Yeah, I'm not messing with him. I like his movies though. Devil's Rejections with... I said that dude's too much. And they wrapped it up with... What was that called? From Evil or something like that? Where they just kind of wrapped... Because those movies, all three...
Speaker: were intertwined. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Stephen King is one of those guys like John Carpenter and Wes Craven. If you dig into their movies and stuff like that, there's a lot that will surprise you and kind of, you know, shock you. I forgot about Wes. I haven't seen that movie yet.
Speaker: Really? Yeah, I remember Shocker. Shocker was a good move. I do remember that. Yeah, I remember Shocker. I was with the convicted feller, the murderer that they put down and they put him in the electric chair. Yeah, but guess who it was? This would trip me out. The guy that played Shocker was the assistant director Skinner with X -Files. The molder and I'm still his boss? Yeah. That was the same dude.
Speaker: I can kind of picture his face, but. Oh, yeah, yeah. That guy that guy has been in. Every guy that he was in. Oh, what was that show that I was watching that he was in? Oh, he's in the he's in the updated version of Walker. And he was also in supernatural. I believe he played their grandfather in supernatural.
Speaker: But he played Walker's dad in the updated version of Walker. Walker. Squatter. We're not going to front on screen. One and two would break. Three and four started getting crazy. I'm not going to shit on any of the screens. Actually, I enjoyed them all. The issue was off the chain. Which one? Final destination.
Speaker: Those were off the chain movies. Yeah, but they just got a little bit too much after like the third one. Yeah, it was, again, awesome concept, but then it had so much success that they beat into death. And I saw that it was soft. Yeah, but I mean, they were very, storyline assaults, absolutely creative. Absolutely creative. I can't debate that storyline. I can't debate the plot twist at the end.
Speaker: Those should be nominated for every award. They did that shit. And for those of you that don't like this movie, I'm gonna go ahead and tell you, I did like it when I watched it. If you didn't see that fantasy island movie, I did like it. I thought it was okay. I thought it was okay. I saw what they did. I know what they were doing. This is gonna drive you crazy. Tim, do not antagonize this dude, please. Do not antagonize this dude. Oh.
Speaker: He's going to do it. I don't even, I don't even laugh at it. I just, I'm not even laughing at him. I just, the message I just got. Uh -huh. Fucking you Jeff. This is not from Jeff. It's from Jodie Quinn. She said, what's up daddy? I don't see you in the chat Jodie. I don't believe it was you.
Speaker: I never used to like that. And now it just does something to me. When she says it. Miss baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See you this weekend. Keep talking about it. Keep talking about it, man. So I'll see you this weekend. I'll be down there product. It's a good feeling. It's a good feeling.
Speaker: I'll be sitting on the couch when you get home from work Friday night. What's up? And I'm going to go to the kitchen floor and see how I be laying on the couch my underwear, watching Star Trek if he runs. What you doing, watching Star Trek? Fall right asleep watching Next Generation. I ain't even going to lie. I do. I do that shit too. I'll go down there and if she's at work, I hit her couch. And I lay down on the couch and I'll put something on TV
Speaker: Her, she got this, she got a little, a little Yorkie. He jumped right up in my lap, curls up, man, we both go to sleep. That's a good life. Yeah. When the dog went, you're good. Is this what you wanted to?
Speaker: You know what's fucked up I was I don't even know how it happened, but I was driving I was I do it Was it this morning goddamn where's my brain at there's either this morning or Yeah, I think it was this morning on my way to work after I dropped the kids off that just started playing like I listened to
Speaker: Tune in in the morning because I listened to a morning show out of Tampa. And then out of nowhere, fucking YouTube just kicked up and that started playing. And that bass does what it, what it kicks in. It sounds good. I didn't even change it. I was just kind of like, what the fuck? Okay, cool. Oh yeah. What in the blue hell?
Speaker: I love this one that movie. I ain't gonna lie. I didn't even know that. This is my first time seeing this video. That was Ferris Bueller. Yeah, Ferris Bueller. Bueller. Bueller. Oh yeah, you're going on a playlist. I forgot about that shit.
Speaker: I've been watching their movies. I gotta get this. Man, I haven't watched that movie in forever. I'm still fucked up. They had me so fucked up. Even when I watched that movie originally when I was younger.
Speaker: as a kid and they jacked up that car, his dad's car. They were like, we're going to put it in reverse and reverse the mileage. Even as a kid, I was like, I don't think that's how that works. I don't know nothing about cars. I feel something bad about that. The fucking Jax kicked out the car. I was like, oh. And then he was like, he don't care. He don't want to be alive now. I will be that ghost on your wall right there in that corner.
Speaker: That is so creepy, man. That's so trippy back there. I've never noticed that do y 'all pointed it out that I can't help but see it, but I just let him hang out with us. He barely enjoys the show. As long as he stays on the wall, we're good. Or she, he or she, whatever your pronouns may be. I don't want to offend.
Speaker: Don't need no won't ghost getting pissed off at me. It's ma 'am. My bad, bro. I mean. You know, a great movie from the 80s that I haven't seen in forever. And I wonder if I could find it. Speaking of songs, weird science. Fucking.
Speaker: Fucking turned his brother into a giant pile of shit. Is Matt Broderick not doing anymore? Who? Matthew Broderick, who was in Ferris Bueller. Well, he was cool about showing that, but I think he did good in glory. He was definitely good in Ferris Bueller.
Speaker: Shit, what else? Godzilla, I love them in Godzilla. I thought it was good. I know people didn't like that movie, but I loved it. I feel like he did, maybe I'm thinking of John Kusey. But I thought Matthew Broderick did a horror movie that was really good. He's in the new Lion King, the live action Lion King. He played Simba.
Speaker: He plays Simba in the new Lion King. Yeah, the live action one. More than grown up or what? No, the original. So I'm assuming grown up Simba, he was Simba. Nice. Because JTT played the younger. I feel I thought Matthew Broderick did a horror movie not so long ago. Oh, he was in the cable guy. Cable guy. Jim Carrey. Jesus.
Speaker: That was such a fucked up movie. Tell me those two weren't lame and shitting with science. Now the one gonna leave with it. Yeah, yeah. But she wasn't real anyway. Yeah, as I said, she wasn't real. I might've been thinking to John Cusack. He's done a couple crazy thriller type movies. He did that identity movie, which fucked me up the first time I watched it. With the twist at the end, I was like, oh shit, I didn't see that coming at all.
Speaker: Son of a bitch. Now there's an idea. So that would have stopped 16 year old you or her not being real probably. Hell no. She looked real as fuck in that movie.
Speaker: It's 2022. People are having sex with, are having sex with robots. There's Jody. Hey, Mrs. Office. It was not you. Oh yeah. Then who was it? Like I said, keep us around. I'll see you Friday. I know you got to work all weekend because we'll be on your couch.
Speaker: She told me I ain't allowed to come down there. I was like, you can't stop me. She said, if I tell you you can't come down, I'm like. When they tell me you're not allowed to come down there, you ask them if you want them to be laying the way you want them to be laying when you come home. Once you tell you to come home. I don't know about all that, but. She was talking about my time. I was surprised you women every now and then. I had a trip. I'll go ahead and say it, because I don't talk to them no more. You know what will tell me when I get off work, when I will come to the house, you're going to answer the door button naked.
Speaker: That was in reference to my dinosaur costume.
Speaker: She said it was bad enough that I already walked out of her house looking like a hillbilly with jeans and no shoes and no shirt on. That's the last thing her neighbors need to see. I said, I'm going to run around your damn neighborhood in the dinosaur cars. I'm going to go talk to all your neighbors, especially the guy across the street that always mean mugs me. You think I'm fucked up until I show up, walk up your driveway, the seven foot T -Rex costume.
Speaker: Speaking of speaking of jerseys, I'm debating on buying one. I found this website that makes custom jerseys. And they've got this really cool baseball jersey, but it's black and then the letter is all red, white and blue.
Speaker: I've got it saved on my web pages and I've got it in the card. I'm thinking about getting a nonsensical nonsense one. I think it'd be cool. I need one black and blue, but I'm just debating if I want to. It's only it's only $60 before I had the money, but yeah, it's only $60. I'm just debating it. I'm like, that's half a take of gas for most people.
Speaker: Mm hmm. Well, I was looking at their website. They got basketball jerseys and hockey jerseys and football jerseys. I don't really care for any of the football jerseys because the football jerseys remind me. Do you remember you? I don't know if they had them. Either up in New York or down there where you remember Stephen berries.
Speaker: It was it was like this weird discounted sports store. You can go there and you can get like random ass college team t -shirts. I got a Cincinnati Bearcats shirt and I've got my they had like buzz. They used to carry the. Uh, Barbary's in there. The shoes. I think I remember Steven Barry's. I think I do. I've got a I've got a football jersey in there that says buzzed. Uh,
Speaker: But that's what their football jerseys kind of reminded me of. I did a football basketball baseball. There you go. I got a ton of jerseys. I was looking at the hockey jerseys, Tim. The only problem was I couldn't really find one I liked. I went through all them bitches. They had like 270 of them and I couldn't find one that I liked. You put whatever you want on the right. Right.
Speaker: Well, you you you can put whatever you want on it, but you got to pick the designs that they had like like a black one. That was cool. But then I didn't like the coloring and you can't really change the color or anything up. So it's just like, God damn it. But I really like the baseball one just because it was all black with the red, white and blue lettering and stuff. And then the way they did the lettering was really cool. Right. So I'm just debating if I want to spend the money on her. I spent enough fucking money lately to spend more money, especially since
Speaker: next Tuesday I'm getting starting on my tattoo so. That's been a long time coming. Jeff got you going to get a tattoo now.
Speaker: I'm the only reason Jeff went and got his tattoo as fast as he did is because I brought up. I was getting one. He's that one upper guy. That's all. I don't know. I'm **** one. Oh, you can. I got mine first and I bet you anything after I get it done. The first show that he's on, I got mine done first and that's why you wouldn't got one done. I know Jeff all too well. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.
Speaker: I did. That's what I said. And who was it? We, we, we. Yeah, I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get, not only barbed wire, I'm gonna get barbed wire and tribal on my arm. Damn.
Speaker: been my sister missing my mom and then we're ready for me. But somebody else back. Yeah. Me and my rounds. I am gonna get an I rock CT tops with flames on it. I'm gonna get me a mullet.
Speaker: It was an old school. You would get an iRock. I would get a Chevy Lumen. I really would. You and these Lumenas, man. I really did like that car, dude. The 93 Lumenas was slick, and it glided on the highway. It was a great vehicle. It really was. I need to pimp it out. I need to pimp it out. If I could bring that vehicle back, it'd probably need a V8, and then that's it. Right, Tim?
Speaker: See, even Tim is on my side with what I said. That motherfucker was ready to cry too. I was rolling. It's like annoying. I know it was on the bone too. Hey, what's up? Hey, baby.
Speaker: Now, yeah, like I said, again, yeah. See Rick, you know what I'm talking about? That car had room in it. And you had room in the trunk. You had room in the front and the back seat. You had a decent engine. You get a sunrooper that's full in the back and just tint the window. Oh my God, I can do some things. My Bronco had four 15s in it. Bronco suck.
Speaker: My Bronco would have fucking ran your Chevy Lumina over with ease. Yeah, it actually did run over Camaro once. The Bronco never had to catch me. Alumina would move. It would move, but you're eventually going to stop. So would you? Yeah. When I roll up over your ass, you're stopping to stop like that.
Speaker: that's exactly what old boy said when I told him if he didn't move his **** come out from the front of my truck, I was going to run the driver. I would get the 94 six feet like a **** like a big foot at the monster truck rally. I drove that **** broker right up on that **** Camaro. Yeah. Yeah. I brought it with a twelve inch suspension lift and a six inch body lift rolling on 48 inch tires.
Speaker: That's ridiculous. It was a monster truck. That was ridiculous. And you heard that bitch before you've seen it. Because I had three and a half inch dual straight pipes on that bitch. It was sitting in a stoplight. Just sitting in a stoplight and go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Speaker: You ain't going off road to no damn Escalade. Escalade, though. Well, we'll look at it. Escalade took cost way too much to go into the month. But did it look good, though? That's my question, because I bet it would look good. They did. Put a little lift on it, some mud tires. Because whoever was walking the detail shop in that vehicle was going to be pissed. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's right.
Speaker: Shit, I'd be pissed if I if I spent all that because you know, I had to break it to you But it was not cheap to lift an escalate it was it was Cheap ish not cheap at all to lift my Bronco, but it was a hell of a lot cheaper than it would be to Lift an escalate. That's for damn sure. Yeah, I believe you. Oh Yeah, that was a big old monster and I get on the freeway and I could literally watch the gas cage do this see you later
Speaker: I'm like, oh, my back then gas was like a dollar. I didn't even I didn't care. No, nobody did that there. Hey, what's going on, man? I still have my that was the only that was the only downfalls because when I first moved to Newark, I had that Bronco and I worked in Columbus. So, that was a long drive in that Bronco. It wasn't I had to go buy me a
Speaker: a little beater, a little beater to drive back and forth to work. On the highway. Mm -hmm. This exercise for your vehicle, put on the highway. Bunchies the highway every single day. I rock the Z. I'll get the 94 Camaro if I have one. Have you ever been a big fan of Camaro's? Well, the 94 Camaro was a speed. And it was awesome. It was awesome.
Speaker: We're good, lady. I'm having a bad day, but we're good. Yeah, I'm glad I came up. I know I didn't do something besides just sitting right here cursing at myself. Yeah, you had to come up and not sit around and stew and let it ferment, so to say. I wasn't fermenting, but I was being sure. Boiling. Oh, boiling like a motherfucker. Shit.
Speaker: This one is a duck in my back here, Mark. You hear that? I can't hear that. And I got a fence. You got ducks in there, right? Now you got ducks. You got pet ducks. This place is a so high street. We're using bicycles. I agree. This is definitely a motorcycle market. And then it rains. And then it rains. Son of a bitch.
Speaker: Man, I thought I was going to go Saturday. Saturday afternoon, I was like, I was out running around to go grocery store. I asked, I'm going to go wash my car. Then I looked at the weather and it's supposed to fucking storm Saturday and rain yesterday. I was like, hey, wow. Yeah, you do it. As long as you got three or four days, do it. I ain't washing my car. I'm going to go home and start building a fucking arc with the amount of rain we're supposed to be getting. So you could tell the weather about a lot of the car wash. Oh, yeah, you ain't wrong.
Speaker: You swear that was the hottest new club in town, the way that line backs up. Yeah, there's a lot, it's not gonna rain for a couple of days. I need to fuck a lot of people. There you go. A little quick fix, we'll always have you laughing. We'll see you all. I'd do what I can. We all do. Life's too short to be angry all the time. Took me a while to figure that out. But I figured it out now.
Speaker: get rid of the toxic people in your life. Don't be afraid to tell people to go fuck themselves. Not even about the people. It's about the situations you wind up in. People are a small issue compared to the situations you wind up in. I'm telling you how to do that. Yeah, I'll tell you what. A couple of weeks ago, that felt great to fucking... You got a new pet. Go throw us some breadcrumbs. I was just wondering if you're gonna help pay the mortgage.
Speaker: Maybe it's the Aflac duck. He's probably got more money than you. Aflac! He'll pay you more. No, that felt good as hell a couple of weekends ago to put somebody in check that I hadn't put in check for years. And I thought it was like, you know what? Fuck you.
Speaker: I make the fucking rules. You crazy. I'm trying to get behind the school and call it a day. I used to miss them. Give me one of them a little motorized.
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Speaker: I don't think I have ugly feet. I've seen worse. Absolutely. I mean, look at all the people who have plaster casts of my feet. My feet are famous. Your feet are famous. Sasquatch. Show these neighbors we're out there making plaster casts. We've seen them. We swear to God we've seen them walking around out here. Look, we got footprints. The ducks. How's it going, John?
Speaker: Yeah, well Jeff didn't put the list up for has it put the list together or I've got list. I jotted down a few of them, not to steal his thunder or anything like that. I was just trying to get his way from movies and music. Movies and music was fun. Yeah, I know.
Speaker: get away from sometimes, sometimes it's time. Oh, shit, typo. I mean, what's that? I said it was fun, though. Oh, yeah. Yeah, take a little break so you can come back to him and then you can come back.
Speaker: You start to run out of ideas and then Jeff starts. Jeff starts coming up with the same ideas again and trying to reword it like to keep it simple stupid. Top five favorite actors in movies. If they're in the movie, give me an old list. I wasn't on. I want to give my submissions. I think you were on that top five favorite actors.
Speaker: But there's a list that I missed. There was only a couple that you missed. Which ones did I miss? I don't know, but I'm going back and... This is your fucking list. This is your fucking show. This is your fucking list. You think I remember... We've done 125 goddamn episodes. You think I remember all of them? No, it's not their show. Because it's my show. And I do everything. Fliss told me the small crowd. Man, are you crazy? Hell yeah.
Speaker: Fucking around. I was one of those priceless gold moments where Jeff was irritating the hell out of me. And I just was like, just off the top of my head, spouted that off. And I was like, there it is. Golden. Save it. Chop it. Make a video. Make an audio. Oh, shit. I'll do my rest like I did on Facebook last week. My co -worker was telling me I'm laughing at me at this shit.
Speaker: That shit was fun as hell. That shit was funny as fuck though. I was scrolling and I was like, oh, Tony poster, what's the COVID conversation today? And then I was like, oh, wait a minute. I was like, oh, damn. I laid that ass out, boy, everybody hit me. I had one of them old boys over the day talking about you retarded. I can't make it no easy, no simpler.
Speaker: Only one word was missing, I tried to call them that. All right, sometimes you gotta, they be asking for it. Sometimes you gotta cut them deep, man, you gotta, oh yeah, we gotta do five more celebrity crushes. I can't do five more celebrity crushes. I don't have that many celebrity crushes though, that's the thing. I'm so sorry for you, I bet you everybody else does.
Speaker: The movies that can't be remade. Top five famous actors. I still feel like I could debunk every movie you guys would put on there and it could be made. Except for like blazing saddles.
Speaker: they could not be remade today. Yeah, I think I could debunk it. They can still and and and and give a valid point how it could it was all they all they do is change it around a little bit. They change the script a little bit. They take out some of the some of the jokes and they do it all the time when they remake movies. This is true. So that's that's what I was trying to you know, that's what I said. I could easily trash that entire list. Go let them announce. Give them some crackers. It'll be fun. You have a pet dog.
Speaker: I can tell you go beyond the wisdom I show with the goddamn duck in his life. Just like like like what's his not from Austin Powers with that hairless cat. He's going to be betting a duck. So hard to get sharks were freaking laser be one.
Speaker: Million dollar. He said this shit with pride. Fucking Seth Green was killing me in those movies though. He was such a dick. Yeah he was. What's the name of this damn spaceship on this damn TV show? I don't know. What TV show? Oh you don't know this one. I promise you that.
Speaker: Battlestar Galactica. Nope. Really gonna fuck your head up. Okay. Space 1999. I've heard of it, but I enjoyed being cool and going to parties and hanging out with girls. So I didn't watch a bunch of nerd shit like Star Trek and Battlestar Galactica. I love nerds. They very well may.
Speaker: If you watch the Big Bang Theory, obviously. I was the big banger. You walked right into that one. I'm sure you got all the ladies in your data or La Forge outfits. Zipped in the front. Was it La Forge that had the - The advisor, yes. The advisor thing.
Speaker: I'm surprised I pulled that out of my ass. Data was the Android, right? Yes. Yeah. Look at that. Look at me. My dad was a tricky. He watched, he watched the original Star Trek and he also. You joke is that I didn't want to do that. Uh, Star Trek. I used to be a beast on that game. Done what a long time ago. Same thing. I can't remember the
Speaker: Oh it was about your man or woman being a ho. Y 'all took my favorite toys. I'm still mad about that shit. I mean you admitted that you enjoyed playing with old up muscle Latino men. No I did not. Yes you did. Oh I did not. You said bocce cheese were your favorite toys. Because y 'all took all the other ones you bastards you're not gonna do me like that.
Speaker: Hey, there was plenty of other toys. Same thing. No, I took them all. Y 'all took them all. There were plenty of toys. Y 'all took them all. I am not the one that made you admit to the fact that you enjoyed playing with old up muscle Latino men. Some demands are cast against them in the chat. They do. They do. She's right. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
Speaker: Nobody made you admit to your love of old up muscle Latino men. I don't have a love for old up muscle. You said. I have a love for Latino women. You said Monty Cheese. I didn't know. I said Monty Cheese on the list. The internet doesn't lie. If it's on the internet, it's true.
Speaker: I know, but you got to listen to what I said. You left me no choice. They didn't have no biscuits toys. They never had no snorks. I wasn't getting another day. Turbo team did not have a car. Everybody had a Rubik's Cube. No. And he took my legos. Motherfuckers. I don't think I took you like this.
Speaker: I'm staying away from the obvious. I hate cool toys. I love cool toys. You know a toy that I had and you probably had him too, being a wrestling fan. Never seen him. Never had a wrestling fan.
Speaker: Really? You remember? Well, do you remember the wrestling buddies? They were like the big pillows. They had Macho Man and Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior and stuff like that. You know what I'm talking about? They brought him back a couple of years ago. Yeah, they brought him back a few years ago. They put like voice boxes in him because I think I think I'm almost 100 % positive that I still have a John Cena and Rey Mysterio floating around the house here somewhere. And he'd like slight like when he would wrestle and they'd be like, well, you lay yourself, you lay your face on a man every day to tell him.
Speaker: But no, I don't. Austin had them and then they've been passed down from Austin to Buggy and now Cash has them in his bedroom. The John Cena and Rey Mysterio. But I did have Macho Man and Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior. I think there was an Undertaker one back in the day. Sleep with him again one year. I was not a big aggressive fan child. I watched about the end. There was nothing else on TV and we didn't have cable or WCW.
Speaker: I'm trying to get a big veto on the show. I don't know if you remember the FBI, the full blooded Italians from WCW. It was him and Guido and Sammy the Bull. But Vito was in WCW. And then WWE, he was in WWE for a long time and then they killed us. I mean, he embraced it, but they made him wrestle in a dress.
Speaker: No, he wrestled stuff he took he took time off his wife got really sick and he took the time Yeah, the big guys weren't talking about not not right back big veto Big bald guy big Italian We don't we don't was a little guy
Speaker: And there was Big Vito, he was a big guy, and then there was Sammy the Bull, who was another big guy. And the small dude in the black jacket, that looks like, what's his name? The dance fever dude. My dude broke out on the - The dancing inferno. Oh, disco inferno, yeah. That's what we call it, yeah. Now, Big Vito took several years off because his wife got sick, like real sick.
Speaker: And now he's starting to try to get back into wrestling and come back and everything like, all you need to do is put in Big Vito. He's the first guy that comes up, Vito LaGrasso. Big Vito. He's an ECW champion, hardcore champion. I hate, I don't remember him. No, I don't remember him.
Speaker: Yeah, he had that white dress. Oh, that's horrible. He wrestled in a lot of dresses. That's crazy. Dude, it's an evil. I thought Jim Drake and O 'Hare were going to be... Oh yeah, I remember. Sean O 'Hare and Mark Jim Drake. Didn't one of them die? One of them got in legal trouble.
Speaker: Big Town legal trouble. One of them, Big Town legal trouble. That group, the Natural Boy Filmers, they was supposed to do the shit back of that. Yeah, Sean O 'Hare died in 2014. Yeah, because they had Mark Jindrack, Chuck Palumbo, Sean Stasiak,
Speaker: They all ran together and Johnny Stamboli. The two natural born thrillers are going to be the shit, boy. They was niggas. Self love doesn't count as a big banger. Yeah, they had a whole fucking crew. Yeah, they were going to be sick.
Speaker: I don't even remember being seven, I remember five of them. Yeah, Jody Stamboli, Jindrek, O 'Hare, Palumbo. Yeah, Reno was in there. Sean Stasiak. Yes. I think Chris Canyon was in there for a little bit. No, he wasn't with them. Canyon wasn't. Let me see what we got here. We got Reno, Mike Sanders, Chuck Palumbo, Sean O 'Hare.
Speaker: No, that's not it. Still a young whistle is off on the power plants. Chuck Belombo, Johnny the Bull, Mark Ginrack, Mike Sanders, Reno, Sean O 'Hare, and Sean Stasiak. Yeah, that was a sick crew right there. That was a sick crew right there. The awesome fucking monsters is what it was. Because I remember both
Speaker: O 'Hare and Palumbo stood toe to toe with the Brothers of Destruction on WWE one time and they were not much smaller than Caner the Undertaker. Right. Have a good one Amanda. You're good lady. But yeah, I could do this wrestling thing all day.
Speaker: Matt Morgan was seven foot even, yes. Yeah, Morgan. He should have been the beast. No, he's still around. Yeah, he's a city commissioner down in Florida. Yeah, mostly he's a big guy too.
Speaker: Him and the Miz? No, not the Miz. Jesus. They were on WWE. He had a little guy who was his tag team partner. Yeah, the Miz. No, not the Miz. Mark Morrison's there. What the hell? No, he goes by.
Speaker: Wrestling, right? Yeah, he's a wrestler. Big Cass. Bill Morrissey. Yeah, Bill Morrissey. Yeah, he got in trouble. He got big time trouble. Yeah, he's still wrestling. He was in AEW a couple of weeks or a few weeks back. They used to say he was seven feet tall. They've got him listed as seven foot on.
Speaker: Yeah, Enzo Amore was his tag team partner. Yeah, Enzo. Enzo was - He got himself in trouble. Morrissey didn't get in trouble. Enzo got in all kinds of trouble. Morrissey did too though. Hang on, let me see what we got here. And he was a good wrestler too. He should have been champion.
Speaker: He got in trouble with, Enzo got in some type of crazy shit. Marcy got in trouble, I think it was with a woman. Something happened with a woman. Yeah, it was Enzo that got in trouble with like sexual harassment or something like that. Yeah, the guys did too.
Speaker: We'll get here on Wikipedia. Irish and Italian. Scrolling through the story now. Yeah, I don't remember Morris getting into trouble. I remember Enzo getting into some trouble. That was legal. The legal reasons is why he got booted from WWE.
Speaker: or the legal reason. The sexual harassment stuff is why Enzo got booted.
Speaker: The answer was funny, though. I ain't gonna lie. Bada boom, biggest guy in the room. How'd you do it? What? What the fuck? Goofy ass bastards. Jesus. They just didn't do much once they got pulled up to the main roster. Well, once they went individually, they couldn't do much. It was funny as a tag team. But Big Cass, he was going to get the belt. He was going to get that damn belt. Because he was that far.
Speaker: Yeah, Big Cass is in, he's in, yeah, he's in TNA, AEW and ROH because they're all kind of intertwined in IPGA that over in Japan. Yeah, they're all intertwined with AEW. So you see like FTR right now has the ROH tag team champs and the one from over in Japan as well. And it was crazy as Vince bought AEW I think.
Speaker: I've been telling Jody for a while now that I still think that they're in cahoots together. Him and Tony gone. Cody did his thing and went spot to buy him out. That's what Vince did. I think they've been in cahoots from day one because I've been a wrestling fan long enough and you just don't see a wrestler on Monday Night Raw and then turn around and leave the company.
Speaker: Tuesday and then Wednesday show up on AEW. You've never seen that before, not with Vince McMahon. Rick Flair. Everybody's done it. Big Show did it, Mark Henry did it. WCDW and they wound up in WrestleMania, I think it was. That's what it was, yes. Yeah, but that wasn't like the next night. I mean, even the outsiders, it was a little while before Hall and Nash showed up at WCDW.
Speaker: That was next day, they left the main event and they was on Nitro the next day. I remember that. Actually, I didn't even see the episode, I heard about it. That's when I started watching it again. What? That was the greatest storyline. It was very rare back in the day. Like I said, now it just happens so quickly. It's like, I just think there's some collusion going on. Absolutely.
Speaker: So, but I mean, I'm at AWS doing their thing. I, in my opinion, I think AWS putting a little bit of a better product out than WWE is right now, but I'm also so over WWE pushing fucking Roman Reigns and his dumb ass cousins. I think.
Speaker: That's a good little Samoan legacy, but the Samoans have never got enough props in wrestling. I will give them that. I mean, the rock was huge and the, you know, Rikishi was huge back in the day and even, who you putting around Russia for, WWE? Got to put a hold of that. Stone cold. Well, yeah, but you got to get hold of that. You got to get ultimate warrior. Stone cold by himself.
Speaker: I mean, I would put in all honesty, I would probably go Ric Flair. Wow, Ultimate Warrior would be up there, I agree with that. I'd probably want to put Sting up there too. WWE now.
Speaker: Sting was technically in the WWE. For a little bit, he was WWE. But he did show up at WWE, he was under a contract. Yes, he did, and lost his master Sting. I mean, the Triple H. Yeah, they did him dirty in WWE. I mean, for a guy that they pursued for so many years, and then they finally get him and they just - Last man standing, yes. Yeah, they 100 % did him.
Speaker: dirty as fuck. But WWE, if it's solely WWE only, Stone Cold would be up there for me. Ultimate Warrior would be up there for me. I'd probably put Undertaker up there. Undertaker gotta be up there. I was never a big Hogan fan though.
Speaker: You've never been a Hogan fan, but he is synonymous with WWE. Yeah, I just wasn't like I wasn't like not a fan cuz every little kid was a fan at one point, but like I just wasn't that big of a fan of him. I didn't care. I like Rick Flair and I liked I liked Macho Man a million times more than I liked Hogan. And Macho Man was just as fucking big as Hogan. As a name, yeah.
Speaker: I would probably hesitate to put Ric Flair on there because he got his chops down in the NWA and WCW and everything like that. That's where he earned all his. That was his life. WCW was his life. Yes, it was. I couldn't put him on top WWE. Hogan, Andre, Ultimate Warrior, Undertaker. Then we got to look at number five.
Speaker: You may have to say the rock because he has generated more WWE money than anything. John Cena. But you couldn't see him. That would be the only problem. He wouldn't be able to see John Cena. Random ass alarm going off. Why do I have all these random ass alarms that I don't know?
Speaker: I mean, because a guy who in all honesty, they had no intentions of making him the face of the company.
Speaker: he put the work in and you get a lot of wrestlers that'll say that John Cena buried him and if you look back at it, it's like John Cena pushed a lot of motherfuckers. Yeah.
Speaker: He pushed a lot of people in the main event statuses and took losses that he should have never take. I mean, like Seamus won a championship at a pay -per -view in a tables match against John Cena, which should have never happened. The Miz would beat John Cena. The Rock came back for God knows whatever number of time to promote a fucking movie. And John Cena even took a loss to him. And let's be clear, when the Rock comes in, everybody's TV is going off. Fuck the Rock.
Speaker: He's an overrated jerk off. I was never a fan, especially. I was never a fan. I was never a fan of the rock. I mean, I always enjoyed watching back in that era. I love stone cold. That was my guy. He always will be my guy.
Speaker: And I enjoyed watching the shenanigans of DX back when DX was DX before they got a little bit censored and Shawn Michaels found Jesus and got right with God and all that stuff. I was watching the YouTube video this afternoon or today when I got home.
Speaker: And it was like the most disrespectful taunts ever. And Shawn Michaels was on there, where to a fan, he simulated a blowjob. It was like making the motions. And he then like took his other hand, it was cupping the balls. And he was like, that's what you do. That's what you do. Like the fan was getting pissed and trying to jump the barricade. I was like, God damn, Shawn Michaels. I forgot about that. It's all used to get cursed out, too. But Triple H ran with him, boy. Triple H ran with him. Triple H was trying to ran this shit.
Speaker: Are you ready? The new age outlaws and my shit too. I ain't gonna lie. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girl, for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching out.
Speaker: That's really good. We got two words for you.
Speaker: That's classic. Anytime DX, anytime DX come out, man, you knew that any member of DX came out, you knew some shit was about to go down. They were about to start fucking with somebody. Absolutely. Them and the NWO. That whole clique took over that damn shit. Lost Old Sky Hall. Nah, that was a hell of a loss. I mean, especially considering
Speaker: that was another one of those
Speaker: there for a while he was he was yeah he was addicted to painkillers and alcohol and his body was all beat to hell I know DDP DDP came in there like he did the same thing for Scott Hall because Scott Hall for years was a raging alcoholic I mean it shows you look back at some of the promos and stuff and you can see that he was just fucking wasted and he's even talked about it where he's shown where they've they've shown
Speaker: like the Monday night wars and him and and him and Nash doing segments together and he was just **** hammered on. Yeah. Just completely **** hammered. They had each other back to the day they died. They truly had each other's back. We're going to miss this guy. He was a beast in the ring. He even had the best move. He just had a personality. What? I want to call him the new Ritt
Speaker: Damn. Okay. Can you what? I don't care. Okay. What? All right. Deuces. Deuces. What? You know what this means? Like, the four horsemen? Nope, no. Fucking kids. Are you guys starting to hang signs at me? What's going on?
Speaker: Yeah, it means the four horsemen. Whoo! Ric Flair. R. Anderson. Tully Blanchard. Let him know. Bear Windham. Yup. Lex Luger. Everybody. This means you got a bunch of chicks. What? You got a bunch of chicks. This means you got a bunch of chicks? No, it doesn't. It means the four horsemen.
Speaker: Oh, you're nice. Yeah, you're old. You're old, Glick. The girls are in here throwing up the gang signs at me. I don't know what the hell's going on. I know your girlfriend is. Mick Foley. Yeah, Mick Foley. Yeah, the eighties and nineties were were wild times in wrestling for wrestling. I mean, they uh
Speaker: they were doing some **** they were doing a lot. They were doing a lot of **** A lot of **** That is four damn short. Oh, yes. Rick Foley, Rick Foley did put himself through a lot of **** and so did the Hardy boys. Hardy boys are still putting themselves through **** Yes. I'm there. Yeah. But that's that's that's they're going to kill himself. Yeah. Well, Jeff got clean
Speaker: Yeah, Jeff got Jeff got clean after years and years of struggling with painkillers and stuff and whatnot. There was a years ago, him and Sting had a match. And TNA and he showed up to the match completely fucked up. I think it was for the World Heavy, the World Heavyweight Championship. And originally, Jeff Hardy was supposed to beat Sting for it.
Speaker: But it lasted like 30 seconds because Singh knew how just wasted he was. He wasn't going to take him out like that. And well, he chopped the absolute fuck out of him and then rolled him up and hit him with a quick quick three count.
Speaker: just to get the match over but but sting sting chop the **** out of him and they were for the match more than anything. Yeah. Yeah. It was like you said it was like a 30. Oh, no. Sting was pissed. That's why he he he like the chops for real. He legitimately chopped the **** out of him to get to get a point across to him because he was pissed and then just did a quick roll up and the and the ref did a real quick three count because I mean the ref knew everybody. He was just
Speaker: He could barely walk to the ring and then when he was in the ring, he damn near fell off the ropes and everything. He was just so fucked up off painkillers and shit like that. Thing was pissed. Thing was pissed. They fully tried to kill himself. He told the undertaker throw him off the cage. Yeah, I see that interview. He was like, undertaker was like, what the fuck? Are you fucking serious right now, Mick? He was like, yeah. Throw me. Throw me.
Speaker: that was not scripted and they've talked about that several times. You see where him and Terry Funk went in that garbage dumpster? Oh, you talk about another guy who fucking destroyed himself. Terry. Yeah, Terry Funk just.
Speaker: destroyed his body. Terry and the same man destroyed himself too. The same man is to beat himself up. I'm like, what is wrong with these dudes? New Jack City. I mean, a lot of those guys, they just tell me, man, I don't know how Tommy Dreamer is still walking. Exactly. Make fun of me if Terry Faulk would have bowlegged. I just saw a picture with them last week. They was in a nursing home with some shit.
Speaker: He ain't got no physical therapy for them injuries, bro. I think you are toast. They absolutely, they destroyed themselves and put them through, put themselves through hell and back. Hell and high water. Without any concern. Hell and high water. All for y 'all. Stone Cold lost his daughter for y 'all, ungrateful ass fans.
Speaker: Austin's honor. Yeah, watch the bio. He did. His daughter didn't even talk to him. Oh, really? Yeah, that shit is killing him. That shit is killing him. He hates it. My sister just told my mom, I want me to time out. You're in time out? He hasn't timed out until further notice. I will call you later.
Speaker: Hey, how did you do the end up in timeout? I told you what happened at court today. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. Pissed. I was pissed. We're going to go to mediation. I already know what Jason wants to do, but shit. Jason want to come here. Mm hmm.
Speaker: like what he said, Daddy, I'm gonna stay with you. I know we're gonna see how it goes. Yeah. Yeah, that's the unfortunate thing. Like I said, I mean, it's always been nothing's really changed, you know? Unfortunately, regardless of what the moms do or anything like that, they have all the fucking rights in the world.
Speaker: You try to go civil, they bring them little monkey wrenches. He was thinking I was going to come with something crazy. He said, no, I'm not. That's what pissed me off. You always go in there trying to do right. People play you out. He was trying to be ready in case. And I'm like, no, no, no. You said this. You said that I kept my end of the bargain. That's my point. That's my point. You're married, bro. When y 'all get married, y 'all stop playing around with each other, man.
Speaker: That's my advice. Don't set each other up. Don't play each other out. Yeah, exactly. Stop the petty when you're married. The petty go against the people that come against the family. Then you get petty. Don't be petty to each other. Don't be petty to the kids. And all you kids out there, stop trying your parents. Once you got a full stomach, toys, television, and a comfortable bitch, hella. Come on, y 'all's answer. I used to be a little bit too. Now I know what's really going on. This is what y 'all be.
Speaker: You get your food, you watch cartoons, you pass your school grades, you got your own room. If you got your own room, you're doing good today. You do know that, right? Well, it makes it even harder when one parent plays the kids against another parent, too. That's gonna happen. I never tried to do it. Me and my sister never did that to my mom and dad, but... No, I'm talking about the parents putting the kids against... It's a problem to try to do it. Yeah, you got one parent that's trying to...
Speaker: to pit your kids against the other parent, you know, so that regardless of what you do, we know, you know, regardless, no matter what you do or how you act or anything like that, you know, you're still played out to be the bad guy. Yeah. So there's never enough and the dance will take the blows. We're not going to take all of them. We're not going to take all of them. I'm done taking them. We'll stand out ground sooner or later. Yeah, we can let this go. Yeah, but no, we have one damn minute. We're going to kick in. We're going to kick in.
Speaker: Me personally, I'm done. I'm done taking the fucking blows. Well, you you day -to -day grown now. I got 10 more years with Jason Cassius Cassius will be dying in July and you got about 10 money. Yeah, but he just turned 13. So I also the youngest the youngest ones Yeah So, you know, it's it's it's one of those things where
Speaker: And then when you finally stand your ground regardless, then the other one can go. See, look, look what I told you. Exactly. And that's what they do to set up. And both sides stop setting each other up. Let's go to the fellas too, because some of y 'all be doing some bullshit out there. Some of y 'all do. Oh, yeah. When it comes to the kids, y 'all stop the bullshit, man. Absolutely.
Speaker: Absolutely. Guys are just as, you know, it's not just the women that are manipulative and want to play games and do all this silly shit. Guys will do it just as quick too. Let me talk to you little young knuckleheads. You only think you the shit. You ain't seen a woman when they turn the shit. Women is something. They got more gaming on your neck. That'll happen. No fury. Like a woman's skull. To get fucking around.
Speaker: I'm trying to get you a chick like left eye. She'll set your shit on fire. What was that? Angela Bassett. What was that movie? She walked away from the house. She said that whole bitch on fire. I was like, damn, girl. All right. Now, he was an asshole. He was an asshole. That's what I'm saying. Hey, guys are just as guilty as the dumb shit too. Hey, fuck around. He was an asshole.
Speaker: there comes a there's a breaking point. There's a different echelon of going the **** off. It wasn't justified. I was like **** but there's some **** women do they get away with but we gotta pay for it. That's the point. Yeah. Well, you know, that's the thing about both sides. There's a breaking point for men and women.
Speaker: And once you reach that breaking point, it's game over. Yeah. Thank you, Debbie. I'm going to let you say it, because I'm getting chased out of it. I do that shit. I'm being hit all day. I can talk both sides of the story, because I know, as a non -custodial father before, how far I went. And they start throwing up their legal aspect of, well, I ain't got to do this. I ain't got to do that. And if you want to, you need to be there. You need to do what you got to do. What about you fucking helping to see where you want me to help?
Speaker: If you got a child, make sure your ass is dead. That go to both of y 'all, man. That's my fucking kids, man. What's going on with the kids right now is from the dumb shit you're doing, and some of us from the dumb shit our parents did, and for the rest of us, our parents tried to do right, and we were just fucking knuckleheads about it. Everybody's trying to get around with each other. I tried to learn. I don't care who's this. They're all fucking around with each other.
Speaker: I tried to learn from my parents dumb shit. I was like, I would never put my kids what they put up. Put me and my sister. And I was 28 before my oldest was born. So I did live my life for a little bit. I know the young parents.
Speaker: Y 'all start hitting your 30s and 40s, man. Y 'all leave that crazy shit alone. Of course, you still want to get out there and be with your friends and shit. I got that. But you can't go nothing field right until you can come home and know your kids are safe, your home is safe, and ain't nothing. Y 'all ain't got nothing to worry about. That's a better feeling than going drinking in the club. Hell, yeah. Y 'all got the game fucked up.
Speaker: I can sit here at my house and have just as much fun hanging out doing this podcast when the kids are in the other room that I'm going to have in the club. Trust me, that bug is going to bite you to 45. I want to get out. I want to go hang out. It's going to hit you to your 45. I'm telling y 'all.
Speaker: I don't want to go out. I don't want to go out. I don't want to go to the clubs. I've been so free to go, but I mean, I've done it. I would go again. Of course, I want to go hang out with everybody. That shit is fun. Everybody needs to get up and have that moment. I got you. I would much rather go to like a barbecue. I don't want to be in the club, man. I did all that shit when I was younger. I'm so over that shit.
Speaker: Plus plus working as a bouncer and stuff and seeing it from both sides It's just like the last thing I want to do is fucking go to a club I mean, I might go to a sports bar or something like that to watch a game or some shit You know have a couple a couple beers with some wings and watch a game with a couple buddies I ain't trying to go though. Yeah, I ain't trying to go to the club or go to the bar and get fucking hammered Do all that dumb shit
Speaker: Well, I ain't trying to get DUI no more, so fuck that shit. I ain't never been worried about that, because that's just something. Oh, I've been worried. That's just something I know that I've known that I would never do, so I won't say never, because unfortunately I didn't. I'm not doing that shit right now. I'm not. All you little young knuckleheads out there, if you get a DUI, you're coming off a 10 grand.
Speaker: Not to mention the fact that you lose your license, you're going to lose your job. Fuck around if you want to. And geez, if you get a DUI. In other words, your parents ain't going to send you to college. You've got to get a job. You've got to get your own place. And spoiler alert, no, you can't afford it with McDonald's. Fuck around if y 'all want to. Shit. Oh, yeah, I got a couple of bar fights left for me. Oh, yes, lord. Oh, yes, lord.
Speaker: But I don't want those charges. I ain't trying to go through them legalities. But I'm tired of somebody, call a cab, you gotta be in the city where they got cabs. It's 2022, call an Uber. We got an Uber in New York, where I live. And they had money in the bank to pay for the Uber. Some of these drones ain't got no money. You ain't got to tell an Uber guy that until you get to your destination. These drones ain't got no money in the bank.
Speaker: Trust me, if I gotta call you, you pick me up, I had a damn good reason. No, we always either had a DD, somebody that was gonna drive or, like I said, I didn't go out a whole lot when I lived in Charleston, but the couple few times that I went out in Charleston, call up an Uber at the end of the night. I'll sit my ass out outside of a bar for 45 minutes and wait for an Uber before I'm gonna go get in my car and drive. You know how long it's been since I've been in the clubs? Uber wasn't around.
Speaker: Yeah, I would say last time I was in the clubs, Uber wasn't around, but we had, we had like, there was, there was a, there was a bar down in Charleston that I loved and I would love to go back again sometime. It was like a bar slash restaurant. It was called Tommy Condons. It was an Irish pub.
Speaker: And all of the bars always had live music down in Charleston. That's just what it was. I mean, you walk down the street and there were live musicians out on the sidewalk playing music. And that was one of the many things I loved about Charleston. But there was an Irish pub that I had loved. And one of the acts that were there almost every weekend, I became friends with. Plus they were one of my customers. The bar was where the pub was. But I would go down there from time to time, get dinner and have a few drinks.
Speaker: you know, I know my limit and I'm not driving if I have X amount of beers and you know, just call me a **** Uber at the end of the night when I was ready to go. The least drunk person drove.
Speaker: I just took an Uber downtown and my car wasn't even downtown. I just took an Uber downtown if I knew I was going to have more than two or three beers. Somebody would have something to drink. Everybody would have a used one. Hell, we worked. We ate that. We was all good. It was a fight. We got to go. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, if I was ever the DD, I had two, three beers for the night. That was it. I had one. But I made sure I ate because, you know, cops be inside sometimes. Yeah. No, I know.
Speaker: I know my limit and I know what, we always went out to dinner before we went to the club. I knew my limit too. Shit, you drunk? No, you sure? Yes. Where did we get an accident? I knew my limit and I had self control. If you get a call to pull me over tonight, take me to jail. I bet you don't get a call tonight. He said, I better not say you won't.
Speaker: I got a rule. Obey all traffic laws. Do you little shits out there that want to be reckless? That's how you don't get pulled over. Yeah, but sometimes you get pulled over when you're obeying them laws a little bit too much because you're being extra careful. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You can't go too slow either. They don't know that law. You got to coast to the lake.
Speaker: You can't at the lake. That's it. That's it. You can get it. They can do it legally. They can do that. If they see that light inside the car while you're driving like a cell phone, they can pull you over. If you swerve a little bit, they can pull you over. I'm gonna save y 'all some money, goddamn it. I'm gonna save you some money.
Speaker: I would say reserve those questions for the actual police officer. I don't know if she's still watching or listening or whatever, but I would save those questions and stuff for Jody, who is an actual police officer. She will tell me. She could play the replay and tell me. I'll be here for the messages.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, they all traffic laws. They will sit down with you to obey all traffic laws when you're sober. There's nothing to do with being drunk. Well, you don't do it. I do. I wear my safety belt. I go six miles over the speed limit because of the beer. What's wrong with my beard? Hold it right down in there. Close it right in place.
Speaker: Let me just can't look. Yeah, let me wait for a second. That wasn't my beard's nice and safe. See, my beard's protected by my seatbelt. Don't hurt the beard. You gotta put the beard over. No, I tuck it. I tuck it like that. I can still look. All right, your seatbelt. Your seatbelt goes right across like that. I can still look. I gotta protect the beard. Sir, your beard is tucked in your... I know. I'm protecting it.
Speaker: I should ensure the beard. It's got to become my thing. I mean, people ensure their hands and stuff. Can I ensure my beard? Look, look, we ever get Richard favorites off this podcast. I'm getting beard insurance. I will too. I will fuck my beard up shaving. I'll be like, ah, damn it.
Speaker: Oh, shit. Why is your hair so shiny? Because this is short. This is short. Don't touch me. I'm fancy. You're fucking up the shine. You're fucking up my shine.
Speaker: I got that Rick James, it's kill me. He said, I'm your couch. Why would I say that? That's so, but yeah, I said that. Oh, Nick Cannon is walling out. I like to die. Fuck your couch, Nick. Fuck your couch.
Speaker: The best part was that they actually had Rick Chase. He was like, why would I rub my muddy ass feet on their couch? Yeah, I did that.
Speaker: I can see you're getting away with that **** from from Eddie Murphy but Charlie Murphy was a big boy. Charlie Murphy said that that's how we **** his **** out of it.
Speaker: totally change the motherfucker's mindset if you slap him in the mouth trust me I've done it before
Speaker: I've been working. I've been bouncing in a bar. Some dude come up with an act like a hard ass, junk as hell. Tagging like a complete hard ass and just open hand slapping right in the mouth. Just completely fuck his mind up for the entire weekend. You wake up hungover and shit. That dude really smacked me. I'm going to the club back in 2000. Boy, they had them boys down there looking like some strong Italians. I said, oh, I'm not fucking with them. I said, oh, I'm not fucking with them. I'm going to be like this. Oh, shit. I said, damn it.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. And they ain't got but three moves and you're done. Mm hmm. They ain't got but three **** moves and you're done. You think you can fake. Get in there. Your arm all strung up like this and you're being carried outside. And me and one of the guys I used to work with, one of our go -to moves, the **** would come in low and completely pick their feet up from underneath though. I mean, this is they were falling down. I caught him and we carried him out like that. The whole one, one.
Speaker: two, three, right out the parking lot. And it was funny because like at the bar, everybody, everybody knew, knew us. And once we hit that, it was like part in the red seat. We'd go, we go through the club and just like what y 'all do. Don't fuck up the party. Yeah. That's the rule. Don't get out the doors, hit the double doors, stand there and do one.
Speaker: And two and a three is launching right in the parking lot. He was here in the club here in this city. This one dude had to do in a hat. He had one arm and a half Nelson. Yeah. I had lifted him up to where his feet come down. He was a whole lot dude sitting there talking shit. The cop said, y 'all take him, please. I said, God damn. One arm and a half Nelson. Oh, yeah. It's always fun when you can him somebody up.
Speaker: Alright, let me read this up. I gotta go call my mom and them. Nope. I'm going to wrap this up. I'm actually going to, I'm actually going to wrap it up a little bit differently tonight. We're not going to do black top Mocha. Uh oh. I want to, I want to, uh, I told y 'all we were going to, we were going to get ballad on here tonight. And I was going through some of his catalog today. I like it, man. I've become a fan. Ballad. The gentleman I talked about Saturday. Oh yeah. So we're going to wrap the show up. We're going to end the show with, uh,
Speaker: with one of his songs. And then when we come Wednesday night, I've got a couple of songs here for a break. Well, at least one song for break. Wednesday night, I want to play some of this stuff on the show. I like it. It's a little bit different than what we normally play.
Speaker: But we do appreciate you guys listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out as always. That actually did pretty good. So I want to thank all the y 'all in the chat. Help me get over what the hell I'm going through today because I really am underground pissed. Trying to press that motherfucker before he come out. I figure if I sleep and just dream my anger away, I won't go to jail. There you go. That's probably a good bet.
Speaker: Well, like I told you earlier when you messaged me, I said, hey, if you need to take the night off, take the night off. That's cool. I understood it. But if you came in here, we weren't going to talk about it. We were going to, we were going to redirect it. And we'll walk around this house looking like Daddy DeVito playing the penguin on Batman. I want video of that. He was playing hell at that point. That motherfucker was just walking around serious. I was like, damn, that's exactly how you do it. Yep. No, I told you, hey,
Speaker: You know, that's the great thing about this podcast is we all go through some shit. Unfortunately, you know, we can come on here, not only just us, but people that watch and listen. We can come in here and you can kind of forget about that bullshit for a little bit. It doesn't make it go away, but you can forget about it for a little bit.
Speaker: hopefully calm down a little bit. As I said, if you make it, you make it. If you didn't, I had stuff planned. I could have rocked this bitch out by myself tonight, but I'm glad you came in. I'm glad we were able to have some fun and and take your mind off of it for a few minutes a little bit here and there. I'll send you a picture of it.
Speaker: My seatbelts got my beard nice and tucked in. That's why I got that little dip right there. It's that seatbelt dip. Protect my beard. Traveling around with my neck. But we do appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate you guys hanging out. Shooting the shit in the chatters box as always. You guys aren't already. Go ahead and check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok.
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Speaker: I got soul and R and B saying sounds a little bit like Maxwell, uh, a little Prince in him. I think he, I think he can say, I think it's a fair assessment, but, uh, yeah, but you can find him on YouTube and, uh, tick tock and Instagram, all at ballad B A L L A D. If you like what you hear, go give them a, give them a shout out. Let them know that, uh, we sent you. We're gonna wrap the show up here. Go ahead and hit that button.
Speaker: I've been thinkin' bout you Been thinkin' bout it in your head Been fightin' battles with my pride and my desire, baby I proud of me, hopes you Are thinkin' bout me on your side But that's what you're lookin' on
Speaker: Could you put your breath to the side for me?
Speaker: So fast I wanna know how something so good turns our love down I wanna know, is that a new thing? What I know now, if we did it on repeat? You tell me what it's gonna be
Speaker: Trying to make today what it's too hard Got me going through it every night Only the night I'm just waiting on
Speaker: I can't hear you. You ain't got no audio. Fucking idiot. You ain't got no fucking audio. You son of a bitch. You ain't got no fucking audio. You hit the wrong button. I want audio. Oh, now you got audio. I said, not bad, huh? It wasn't bad. No, it wasn't bad at all. I like it. I like his sound. Like I said, I was playing through, going through, listening to some of the songs. And I was like, oh, I like it. I'm actually a legit fan. I like it. So.
Speaker: But with that being said, we are out of here. We're out of here. Tony, let him know.
Speaker: Glick's in love, y 'all. Damn right Glick is in love. You got love music, y 'all. Glick's in love. I am in love. We're going to take it easy as he's in love. He was very calm, and he ended the show. What a fucking slow jam. Glick's in love. I got lots of slow jams coming from ballad. I am in love, though. That's it. I won't even deny that. I don't give a damn what anybody thinks. You're going to hate on me for being happy and in love. Oh, no, no. Take care, Cupid.
Speaker: Take care of you. That's how we did the show. We'll see Jeff Wednesday. We'll see Jeff Wednesday. We're going to have somebody list on Wednesday. I'm just going to declare myself. I'm just going to declare myself the winner. Peace to the kids. Take care of your families. Take care of your health. Take care of your home. Damn it. Play the song. Exactly.
Speaker: He's he doesn't come on the Monday show very often. With that being said, we do appreciate you hanging out again. We appreciate y 'all listening. We'll see you Wednesday. Same nonsensical time. Same nonsensical channel. Bye motherfucker.
