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C1 Ep. 101 Recovered Kingdom Chapter Three
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The party has reached the depths of Sharn as they stand on the precipise of Khyber. But first they must contend with some guardians, those that stand vigil at the edge of Khyber.
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Introduction and sponsorships
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D20 radio, your game is roll.
Introducing the Eberron campaign
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You have to be a bit mad to want to go to Kyber in the first place, but if you're not, you will be by the time you come out. Hallis Martin. Hello and welcome to Eberron Renewed, a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast set in the Eberron campaign setting. I am your dungeon master, Eric. And I'm Philip. I am Randy. Jeff. And it's almost midnight. What happened last time? Well, you got better at rounding since the last time we did this.
New allies and decisions
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Um, Oh man, we met our new, our new Gerald. We taught, taught Booyah some, some common. Uh, I set the ship on fire and, um, and, uh, it's fine. And Barrick and Paolo had a conversation and Perick and Paolo needed to talk. And Oriana and Barick had a conversation and it sounds like Oriana is staying and Paolo is going.
00:01:54
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We'll find out. Next time on Nipped. And then we got hustled. There was an attempted hustling. There was an attempt made it hustling.
Exploring Charn and the forge
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Oh, you mean the taxi driver. Yes, the taxi driver hustled us again. He did, that's true. No, those shifter punks who tried to take out Barrick and Drak and Dex once. No, different guys, because we killed all of them.
00:02:23
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Did we kill all of them? I think they all died. I don't remember. One might have run away. I think you let one go to send a message. Apparently, the message was not... They didn't get the message. Also didn't remember what happened. Latwindre here arrived in Charn.
00:02:39
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I had no idea what happened in winter career riding time, but it was messy I imagine. It was gory. Enough people saw the display at the entryway of the cogs to where you all are left unbothered as you walk the streets. High kicks will do that.
00:02:56
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That's not how high that kick was. I mean, honestly, if you were in a seedy part of town and you saw a guy clad in white leather do a high kick, would you run up and see what was going on? Walking next to a miniature robot. That's a ghost tiger. Just the weirdest, weirdest crew. Can we though, the pure hubris of these five dudes who see that. You look like a carnival.
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I mean, it's a, oh, cause I, okay. If it was just, if it was just Booyah in his, in his armor, Dex as he currently looks and a tiger, it would be like, yeah, this is some Cirque du Soleil bullcrap. But then Barak and Drakir are scary looking dudes. Um, anyway, so you all are walking through Drakir. You're able to easily find, um,
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where you need to go. It's, you basically, you find what looks to be almost like a service stairway, just like metal, dark, unsafe, definitely some OSHA violations going on. There's an arrow pointing down, it says, Kyber, your funeral.
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But as you continue to descend, the stairway begins to turn to stone. And you begin to see some familiar, well, familiar to Beric and Dex, also Drake here, because he's been here before. Sorry, Booyah. Well, actually, they would be familiar to you because you went into that weird tomb thing for no reason. When you all were looking for Lucan.
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So you begin to see markings of ancient hobgoblin and some various images on the wall.
Discovering the Decani forge
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You all see what appears to be a very rudimentary artwork of like
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hobgoblin smiths and weapons and armor. And once you reach a certain point, it opens up and you realize you are in the midst of a ancient decani forge that is powered by this lava that's flowing through it. There's actually a lot of waterfall falling down. It's very cool. And so anyway, everybody give me perception checks.
Battle with skittering horrors begins
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Uh, passive allowed. Uh, no. Okay. 10 for Barrick then. And 26 for Drake here. 18, 26. Okay. What was barracks again? Uh, 10. Okay. Um, so.
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Yeah, like I said, waterfall of lava flowing through. It's clear that these forges have not been used in centuries, millennia, what have you. In fact, you all can't even really gain a grasp, those of you that know how forges work, how these forges would have worked. It seems very odd. Booyah's running around trying to figure out how to turn it on.
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You do Drakir, actually there's no role in context. Drakir's thing will come up here in a second. Dex, as you all are kind of descending into the forge,
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You spot a machine off to the side that's not related to the lava waterfall that strikes you and you kind of glance down at your ribbon weaving back to it. Heck yeah, pinball! It's some sort of apparatus. There's what looks to be where there would have been a crank that's broken off or fallen away due to time.
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But the mechanism looking at it seems like it's some kind of grinder. And in the center of it, around all these gears and kind of rough stone, there's what appears to be like almost a deposit. That's the exact shape and dimensions of the stone in your ribbon weave.
00:07:27
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So it looks as though this is a thing that creates something that size and shape, or you put something that size and shape in it and it does something to it. Whatever this thing does, what is taken out of it is the size and shape of yours. Okay, I wasn't quite sure which direction because deposit
00:07:50
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Sorry. I just didn't know it. Wait a minute. What you debit out of it. Okay. Okay. Interesting. So trick here. You walk down here and you're looking around. It's very familiar. Stratosis is next to you. And then you hear some skittering above you. I look up.
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Um, I mean, it's, it's dark. There's some glow from the lava. You see some movement. Um, you see 120 feet of dark vision. Ah, so you see two, uh, figures up above, um, that, I mean, look familiar, um, in that everything about this place that you're near looks familiar. Um, you see two figures that look like that.
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up above. Do I know what that's called? Um, your people call them. This was a moment of not brilliant on whoever first encountered these things are kind of a moment of weakness for your people. They're known as skittering horrors. Um, so not not the fancy names that most aberrations have, but horrors. That's what they're called. Um, so, um, yeah, they've clearly seen you. So I'm gonna initiative from the party, everybody.
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Combat and adventure! 18 for Barric. 18 for Barric and 20 for Drakir. Dex, 42, 28. 34 is the best I can do.
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Barry, what's your dex modifier? Three. Booyah? Five. And Dex, you got a very high perception check too, so you heard the direction of like a skittering stack up on the ceiling. And it sounded horrifying. So, okay. Yeah, because I'd be like, all right. Yeah. So you have a general direction if you wanted to try to do some kind of ranged attack.
Intense combat and teamwork
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Drakir can inform you that they are things worth killing.
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Uh, Drakir says the word in under common, uh, which makes it sound better. Um, but what does, does Drakir say in common, how far away they are.
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I can't see anything. But you heard where they are on the ceiling. I can't judge. Can I judge distance or something? I mean, we're in a big open when there's a faint glow, there's just shadows casting. So it's hard for you to see figures in shape. OK, what I'm getting at is I didn't hear you say how far away they are. The ceiling is 60 feet high. Oh, geez, what am I going to even do? I. Fireball, I guess I'm going to have to do. Or do the lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt is a line, right?
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I thought it was... Yeah, it's a line. It's a line. So I probably should do Fireball then try to get them both. Yeah, I'll do it. Because I forget I can do... I have three charges, but I can do whatever I want. It's not one of each. Yeah, then Fireball. Okay. I don't know what the... I think they make dexterity saving throws. Yes. How do I calculate the DC? I know I've asked this before, but I didn't write it down.
00:11:16
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Um, I think I allowed you to go ahead and use your dexterity modifier. So plus your proficiency, plus your dexterity modifier, 16 DC. Okay. Um, one passes, one does not. All right. So those are bad rolls. So 34 damage for one of them, 17 for the other.
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and anything that's up there is on fire. Anything flammable up there is on fire. I assume lava has taken care of most of the flammable things in here over time. But for a brief moment, when your fireball explodes, you see two just horrifying figures recoil at the flame and go, ah! Yes, the skittering horror is gross looking. Not as gross as the gibbering mouther.
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That's true. No, nothing. That's also a dumb name. Where's the where's the blathering dancer? It's like thousands of up above us in Charne. Pretty good. OK, Drew, here is your turn. OK, they're 60 feet away, huh? Yep. Interesting.
00:12:34
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That's going to fly up to him, right? Probably not. So I can grab one and pop a spell in time. Straight to 18. You can punch one probably. OK, well. These are aberrations. Yes, I presume. Yes.
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So while Philip looks at the sheet that he has in front of him, we kind of beefed it a little and skipped over the thing that Borenel gave Drakir. So it's made of bieszk and it is a item specifically made by the Dakhani to combat
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uh aberrations because they fought against the Zoriath invasion. Um so yeah that's what it is and it does some things and Drakir's gonna show us one of them probably right now. Uh no because none of them are attacks of any kind. So uh what Drakir will do at 60 feet he doesn't have a whole lot so he's going to Eldritch blast them. Uh so Drakir just sort of
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gathers darkness into one hand and launches it up at one of the horrors. Okay. First one will be a 22. Second bolt is a natural 20. Both of those are hits. Okay. You're aiming both bolts at one? Yes.
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Uh, so I just rolled an extra die to account for the crit. Um, math is hard. Uh, it's going to take 18 force damage is all. Okay. So yeah, your Eldritch blast. Um, what is your here's Eldritch? It's literally just negation. And so where it hits the, like the, any part that like misses and hits the wall just sort of dissolves the wall. Okay.
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That little tidbit is directly from Keith Baker on Umbrigen's Eldritch Blast would look nice. Okay. Um, it is now. All right. Planar justice in his hand. He's going to fire up at one of them. Okay. Just a regular shot. Uh, 20 hit.
00:15:33
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And. And then there are aberrations. Yes. Two ones. Uh, so that's going to be 12 damage. And he's going to sharp shoot at the same one. Okay. That's going to be 21 hit.
00:16:05
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That's going to be 26 damage. And as an afterthought, I was going to go. Going to mark the other one. Okay. Um, so yeah, it is now. Okay.
00:16:32
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Barrick, as you know, is also extremely potent at long range. But I can do a new guiding bolt.
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So, uh, Barrick, um, looks up sort of forms this silvery bow in his hand draws and let's loose a guiding bolt at, uh, the one that Booyah didn't just hammer. Okay. Uh, that will.
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That will be 19 that you hit. And I. That's better. Twenty nine radiant damage.
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You see that one recoil at the radiant light, um, hitting it. Um.
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It kind of retreats for a second. And then the one that Booyah just hammered away at skitters down the wall. And right when it gets to be about 20 feet above the ground, it leaps at Booyah. I dodge it. Easy as pie.
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So firstly, as it dives at Yubuya, I need a wisdom saving throw. Oh, yay. You're trying to decide if you're wise enough to not get hit by. Seven. So you are paralyzed until the end of your next turn with fear of this creature.
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Like petrified paralyzed. I was trying. Yeah, no. So, yeah, you see this thing coming and you just kind of freeze as it opens up its grotesque like mouth and mandibles and it's more. Yeah. Gross. No wonder I scared. And first off, it bites you. Twenty four. It bites me very well. It bites me.
00:19:39
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Uh, 24 damage. Um, boy, is it kind of, some of its mandibles get down between the, uh, the joints of your armor. Second attack is it slashes at you with its claws. 19. Yes. Even with your new armor. My, my AC was only 17. That's why I wanted some armor to get something more.
00:20:16
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I can't get over the, the idea that you could like Marvin from hit trackers guys, the move, the one with most deaf and Martin Freeman, uh, 12 damage and 21 and what 21. Oh yeah. Um,
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Uh, the last claw attack, 25 more damage. Wow. Boy, I get it. It lands on you and just starts tearing at you. Um, and you're just frozen underneath it. Um, second one skitters down dives at Barrett cause man, that bright light was not great. Um, Oh, sorry. Wisdom saving throw.
00:21:17
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Uh, is this about being frightened? For low, I am immune to charm and frightened. No, because it. It's not a fear based thing. It's called maddening presence. What condition does it? Okay. Well, then I'm not immune to that.
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but it did roll pretty well wisdom savings throw is 22 okay so you see this thing flying at you and you steal your reserve for the oncoming onslaught first attack 25 yes boy that does in fact hit me
00:22:12
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I rolled exceptionally well. 41 damage. Holy cow. Well, um, yeah, Booyah's well and bloodied. Uh, 18 misses and must attack. That's a natural one. Huzzah. So what would you, what would you like to do with the natural one? Booyah realizes they're not all that scary and is unpaired and is no longer paralyzed.
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They lose the ability to multi attack. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Say Booyah. OK, so now it is back around to Dex. So they're both down within range where I can rip and weave them. OK, then the blade pops out and I have got to. I'm assuming Booyah still looks paralyzed for right now, so I got to go to. Yeah, dude, he's turtled. He's on his back in that game. So all right, so I go to attack.
00:23:12
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not good uh 18 that's a hit okay and that was really d20 for damage uh it's an eight i mean instead of your sneak attack damage sure roll one d20 no
00:23:32
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Not so nice. 13, 15, 20, 30 points of radiant day. I mean, I didn't call it beforehand. Nope. Next time I will. All right, Drakir. That sucks.
00:23:46
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Okay, so now they're down close. And Drakir will close with the one that's attacking Beric. And he brings out the Flametongue Longsword. And he's going to go at it twice. This is the wrong person's shit.
00:24:15
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Uh, first one is just 16. That is a miss. Okay. The second attack is 26. That's a hitch. I figure is enough.
00:24:33
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Uh, that will be 19. Some of which is fire if that's relevant. Okay. Is this the one that's attacking Booyah or Barrick? Barrick. I'm sorry. Uh, it's a aberration. So plus four. So 23. Yeah. So bear. So Drakir rushes over, uh, to the line and just begins slap moving back and forth behind it, slashing at it with this flaming sword. Excellent Booyah.
00:24:55
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Okay. Booyah, just in a moment of panic, just trying to get this thing off of him reaches out to touch it, to grab it and just this energy courses through his hand. 14. That's a mess. The energy just evaporates. Um, it's going to take more energy to get through that metal hand now.
00:25:23
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I guess so. Is that it? I can't think of anything else to do. Well, then I guess that's it for your turn. All right. Yeah. Eric. All right. Eric is going to deal with the creature in front of him. So first attack. That's a very poor role. But I do get to add 12. So 17. That's a hit. Aha.
Struggle for survival
00:25:51
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Nice to roll a five and hit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there'll be 19 slashing damage. It's still on its feet. Yes. On its many, many feet. Second attack, much better.
00:26:20
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Uh, 16 more slashing damage. Okay. So stick, stick. Uh, yeah. Okay. Um, it is now their turn. So this one, I regained some hit points. Okay. One in front of Barrett still going to attack Barrett.
00:26:49
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I added your damage to the wrong one. First attack, Beric is a 15. Misses. Oh, wisdom saving throw. Oh wait, no, you succeeded the first time, sorry. Excellent. Natural one. Haha. Going in the bad pile. 25. That one hits.
00:27:18
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What would you like to do with your one? Oh, yeah. Twenty nine damage. As you fend off most of its attacks, but its last slash with its claws gets you right across the guy. Yes. Shall we do? Yes, it does with a natural one. I don't know. I had a good idea for the first one. So.
00:27:44
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I have something that's an interesting change to the environment, but not necessarily helpful to anyone. That doesn't sound like something I want.
00:27:55
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Does it revolve lava? The the fireball that Dex hit the roof with has loosened a stalagmite or stalactite, which now finally falls loose and falls straight onto the skittering horror. The one that in front. Yes, because the other one's on top of Booyah and I don't want that one.
00:28:21
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Yeah. Okay. So it's falling 60 feet since the big rock will upgrade it from d6s to d8s. Won't make it roll a saving throw because that's the point of the one. So it takes
00:28:41
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One, four, seven, 11, 16, 18 points of damage. Oh, the saliva mite was tight, was definitely glowing. So that's radiant. A radiant one. And it's on fire. Yes. You know, because how dirt does. How rocks catch fire. You know, the slag tights, the things made from dripping water, it's on fire.
00:29:09
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by dripping water. They're made from calcified deposits. Which is now on fire. Totally catches fire. Okay, it is now the one attacking Booyah's turn. Booyah. I hope I didn't wait too long. Wisdom saving throw. Oh, yes, because you didn't succeed. You just got it taken away. No, nine. Nine? Okay.
00:29:33
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Scared again. Paralysis. Yep. I waited too long. I should have done it that term. And actually, I think. Yes. Oh, so much thinking. Probably have advantage when you attack things that are paralyzed. Nope. It's worse.
00:30:03
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Any attack that hits is a crit. Yes. I hope that's going down. Well, this is going to be bad. OK, first attack Le Bight. That's only a 14. No. Claw.
00:30:18
Speaker
24 that's a hit So I can't do nothing for you how we've been doing this rolling double dice or just multiplying damage either way Which ever is more convenient depending on the number of dice you need to roll. We've done. We've done both We're nothing. I mean you're only multiplying the dice damage either way, but we have done both. Yeah, if not inconsistent I'll roll double damage or roll double the amount of dice
00:30:44
Speaker
11, 15, 16, 17, 20. Just open to stop. Seven, 34 plus 40 damage on the first claw attack. Second claw attack. 24. Yep. Oh my gosh. How many hit points do you have left? 10. Probably going down here. Yep. I was going to do that heal for 70. And I said, Oh, I can make one more turn. Surely.
00:31:21
Speaker
42 damage on the second attack. So negative 32. Yes. We don't try negative hit points. It just wasn't enough to kill you outright. Zero. We're sure. What? We're sure. What do you mean? What's kill outright? What's the kill outright threshold? Don't ask that question right now. I always ask the questions that you don't want me to ask. Yeah. That's my function on this show. Yeah. What's your deal?
00:31:49
Speaker
it's below your negative HP equal to your original HP max. Okay. Okay. Yeah. So it's got to be at this level. It's going to be crazy. Crazy pants. Um, so, um, yeah, we'd have to be at one hit point and get just blast. Yeah.
00:32:12
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Um, so yeah, Booyah goes down. This thing just tears into Booyah more. Um, but you have advantage on death saving throw strength to your new fancy pants armor. So, um, it is now actually, it's pretty great. Uh, Dex's turn. The one that just killed Booyah, radiant damage. Okay. Ribbon weave to the, do they have faces? Yes. I want to, I want to go for it. It kind of looks, it looks insectoid, right? So I'm going to go for like it's,
00:32:42
Speaker
upper thorax. Separate its head. Nope, that is a two, not a one. Yeah, I know. But so that's a 12. Well, yeah, that's a miss. Drakir. You know, I almost took a level of fighter last time to get action surge. I do believe I will be doing that. First attack.
00:33:09
Speaker
Against the creature. Is that a nine? That's a nine. 18. 18. That's a hit. Okay. With the flametongue long sword. That is four, uh, 18, uh, slashing and fire. Attacking the same one in front of Barrick. Yep. And again.
00:33:40
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17. 17 slashing
Turning the tide
00:33:50
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and fire damage. Oh, aberration 21 slashing and fire damage. Still alive.
00:33:59
Speaker
Yes. Jeezy. Freeze. Sure. It's only the third round. I mean, um, they got one of ours. 25% of our party is down. Uh, death saving throw. 13. What? Ghost tiger. Oh yeah. You haven't been using your ghost tiger. It's true. It acts on your turn, right? I guess. Yeah, I think so. We need 13.
00:34:24
Speaker
13, that, yep, you're good. That's right. Did you roll any roll once? Roll twice, because on a 20 you would get one HP. Okay. Eight. So, one success. Barak.
00:34:46
Speaker
There's a thing in front of him. Booyah is literally in an iron casing. There's no way that Barrett can see Booyah's current state of health. Yeah. There's got to be some blood seeping out somewhere. I mean, yeah, there's bits of blood. And he's not moving. Well, but you are paralyzed when you die. Oh, that's true. He's definitely not moving. Okay. Yeah. Kill this thing first.
00:35:19
Speaker
Uh, bonus action hex plays curse then 27 to hit it. What's our proficiency modifier now still for 17 slashing damage. And then a whole lot more to hit it.
00:35:53
Speaker
20 more slashing damage. These things are tough, apparently.
00:36:07
Speaker
Okay. Uh, the one over Booyah turns and skitters towards Dex. I need a wisdom saving throw. Watch that happens. Yeah. Nope. That's fine. You're paralyzed. How long does paralysis last? Uh, until the end of your next turn. Okay. 21 to hit. Yeah. I need a pencil.
00:36:36
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Um...
00:36:51
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The first bite is 49 points of damage. I haven't used my own Kenny Dodge on that one. Okay, so you just avoid damage? Huh? You just avoid damage? No, it's halved. Halved 49 you said? Yes. So half 50 or half 48? Half 48. Round down. Second attack. 21.
00:37:25
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46 points of damage. Last attack is 16. Yeah, that is. Okay.
00:37:39
Speaker
That is unreal. I mean, the paralysis thing is what, like, takes it over the top. Okay. And the other one is going to attack Beric. Beric, you are immune to maddening presence. Wait. Okay, maddening, not frightful. Yes, shoot. 22. Yes, that still hits.
00:38:09
Speaker
34 damage. Holy crap. Really? Yep. I'm down. So it skitters over. Barric drops. It's going to slash at your cure. That is going to be 13 misses to and 14. Okay.
00:38:33
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So now it is Dex's turn. I'm paralyzed. All right. Okay. Um, you. Okay. Um, okay. So things are awfully bad.
00:39:04
Speaker
The one that is attacking Barrick and took Barrick down and swiped at you looks real bad. Like parts of its exoskeleton are falling off. OK. Well, I guess I'm going to attack it.
00:39:33
Speaker
I will. Yeah, I will put my slayers eye on it because I forgot to do that and attack with flametongue long sword for twenty two hit. Plus six. It's dead.
00:39:57
Speaker
OK, and then shift my slayer's eye to the other one. How far away from me is it? I mean, you all were walking in together. OK, so I turn and attack. OK. That's a bad role. Shoot. Yeah, that's just 13. So that's going to miss Booyah. Does saving throw.
00:40:23
Speaker
Seven, one. So one counts as two failures. But he gets advantage for the sevens. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. So just one failure. Thank you, Jeff, for being the voice of reason. Good thing I've been playing this game for as long as I have. Barrick, that's saving throw. Not so. Oh, love it. Regeneration, Barrick has one hit point.
00:40:53
Speaker
Ah, when did you get regeneration? One of the things that you added to Erebus down. All right. I regained one D six hit points at the beginning of every turn of every turn. So Barrick is up and shoot. So you're paralyzed. I am paralyzed. You're unconscious. And this is such a bad situation. Uh, I mean, you're not paralyzed anymore.
00:41:23
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but I could very well be when he attacks me again next time. Just so you know, if I am and he does, then I'm dead. Okay. Uh, Barrick seeing. Oh boy. Everything got so bad, so fast. Uh, Barrick jumps up and just rushes the, the one over decks, seeing decks clearly non not responsive. Uh,
00:41:54
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And I lost my Hexblade's curse, so I don't have that anymore. And yeah, he's going to going to do it. I'm going to stab it up real good. 17 hit. Right.
Recovery and closing remarks
00:42:10
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And. That's going to be 18 slashing damage, and I'm going to use my once a day ability to turn that into piercing damage.
00:42:26
Speaker
And then into piercing, I'm sorry, into radiant image. I was certain that's what you meant, but yeah, it was very into radiant damage. Then 28 to hit it. 25 more damage, more slashing damage. Still alive. Yes. Um, question. Nope. Save it for after the battle.
00:42:53
Speaker
What? I'm saving it. Okay. What after? Wisdom saving throw. Hey, at least you get to still make one. Make it. Uh, nine. I'm down. I mean, there's no way I survived this. He has to hit you. You've been rolling lights the hell out. Thirty. Yeah, Eric. It hits.
00:43:19
Speaker
I mean, don't even bother rolling. How many hit points do you have left? 29. Yeah, you're done. Yeah, good night. Then it turns and goes after Drakir ran up on it, right? Both Drakir and Barak ran up on it. Okay. Odds, Barak evens Drakir. 21. Hits.
00:43:51
Speaker
Have you missed in this battle? Yes. No, I'm just kidding. Just not me or Booyah. Six or twenty two damage. Just me once. Why am I still rolling that dice? Sixteen misses. And nineteen hits. Sixteen damage.
00:44:19
Speaker
Okay. Dex, desk saving throw. That's a one. Okay. Drake here can't do anything about that. So you know what I keep saying is that we're doing too much combat on this show. Oh, this is with his first attack.
00:44:45
Speaker
second attack is gonna be 18 so he's okay and you know philips taking it really seriously when he goes beautiful minded like has memorized all of the stats and everything to where he doesn't even need to talk to me at this point
00:45:09
Speaker
Uh, second attack is, oh, I have a hankers mark on this thing. He doesn't need to talk to you. He's just going to let me know that he's revived Booyah and you two rounds have gone by. You made me laugh. And now 19 fire and slashing damage on the thing from, um, no 23 because it's an aberration.
00:45:33
Speaker
Okay. It looks really bad. It's oozing between its bits of kindness, armor, and it looks gross. Booyah. One success, one failure. No, he's a two successes. 14. No, I had one and one. That was 14. And a one again, but the 14. So two successes.
00:45:59
Speaker
Barak is going to shift around it and reach down and touch Dex and cast Healing Word into him.
00:46:14
Speaker
I got two failures. Also, you just went like you he just saw you go down. He's not it's he's pretty sure Booyah is in trouble. But on the other hand, he can't get to Booyah without incurring an attack of opportunity and he has one hit point. Actually, he's got up to seven hit points because I haven't rolled my both like right on deck. So yeah, I'm right here. One of them's dead. And the other one's under here.
00:46:41
Speaker
Right, but I'm still, I'm still engaged with it. So that's 10, 18, 23 plus. You get 28 hit points back. Awesome. That's one less than I had right before that last one single time I got hit. Gross.
00:47:07
Speaker
Sound like a pterodactyl. That's what they sound like. Oh, are you done with your turn? Yeah, that's all there. That's all barracks got here. Okay, it's going to continue to assault on Drakir. Drakir, I need a wisdom saving throw. Have I not passed this yet? Or did you just not make me do it last time? It did it to Dex, took him down and then switched its attack to see. Ah, okay. So you have not been the target of this. That's what it is.
00:47:36
Speaker
And favorite enemy. I don't think so. I think I only made very good. It's playing favorites. Favorite enemy doesn't do anything wrong here. Drakir is paralyzed. 19. Just hits, yep. I think it's.
00:48:17
Speaker
41. Okay. That's 15.
00:48:28
Speaker
16. I mean, I'm paralyzed. So surely he's got advantage. No, that that's that's not a paralyzed thing. Really? Yeah. That's what I was checking originally was see if they had advantage. But no, it's just if you hitting is not complaining. Yeah, don't complain. Wasn't a complaint. Just a check. OK, so that was its turn back around to Dex. You're up. I'm running to the one that's still standing. Radiant damage attempting to hit it with my ribbon weave.
00:49:00
Speaker
16. Miss screaming foul language to the heavens. He describes only because he can't do it on this family friendly podcast. Do it in your face later. Drukir. Well, Drukir was wobbling on his feet with his one hit point. Nonetheless, has at thee.
00:49:30
Speaker
That will be 23. It. Twenty. Twenty five fire and slashing.
00:49:49
Speaker
Okay. If you allow me. By all means. So the thing lunges at Drakir and just slashes like deep across the chest like virtually see bone as the thing lunges and then everything stops for a moment.
00:50:07
Speaker
and the thing falls back showing Drakir just holding his sword up against his gut, having impaled the thing, as it falls backwards on the ground. And I'm assuming Drakir takes a moment. Yes, Drakir takes a knee. Okay, and we are out of combat. Good job, everybody. Good lord.
00:50:26
Speaker
I was thinking I was gonna pop off the heal spell and split it and it wouldn't have mattered. Anything. We were still going down. Anything that we fight that requires a wisdom save before it moves. Dex is just beefed over. There's nothing. I don't ever roll those well. I only have a plus one and next thing I know I'm 120 feet in the other dang direction.
00:51:02
Speaker
Oh, should we say Booyah? Yes. Barak runs, once the combat ends, Barak runs over and casts Cure Wounds on Booyah as well.
00:51:19
Speaker
And these things are bodies laying on the ground of 24. Well, what happened? What happened? We won. We don't feel like Booyah wins. It was close. Everybody OK? Everybody's alive.
00:51:45
Speaker
Now that you have a chance to kind of take a breath and take a moment, you do see a large gap in the wall, similar to what you saw in Merrick's to Kenneth's vault, where you encountered the dragon leading down to Kyber. Well, yeah, I think we need to go back boat forward. I mean, yes.
00:52:12
Speaker
What time is it? 1230. Can we justify our rest? Even just a short one until I can throw some hit dice out. Y'all can rest whenever you want, sir. Hold on before we do. That's going to be a short rest. You don't get your bell slots back that way. Yeah. We were just going to spend hit dice. Hit dice or cast that 70 point heal on us.
00:52:37
Speaker
Is it on? Everyone? I can split it. Oh. Split 70? I'd rather roll like... I never roll hit dice. I can roll 10 of my hit dice right now and not miss it. All right, I'll save it. Well, while you all roll hit dice, end of episode. Oh. It's an hour and it's 12.30. But it made us look so bad. We're going to get to something cool. An hour and it was getting our butts kicked. It was nothing worthy of 100 episodes.
00:53:03
Speaker
This is episode 101 anyway. It was the lamest centenary. I am actually going to roll these right now. It was a long rest. Thank you all so much for listening. If you want to be part of the conversation, join us over on the Facebook group, the Geek Pantheon. We're also on Twitter and Instagram at the Geek Pantheon. If you like what we do and like to be done just a little bit better, you can head over to patreon.com slash the Geek Pantheon and join our amazing Discord community.
00:53:28
Speaker
In addition to that, we have a one note that is the DM spell book where Philip and I add new and nifty things that we create for D&D, whether it be encounters, monsters, subclasses, or yeah, everything. I recently just made a magical item inspired by the hits of Lionel Richie. So. It's very good.
00:53:54
Speaker
So head on over to patreon.com slash the geek pantheon to check out all that and more Once again, I'm your dungeon master Eric. I'm Philip. I'm Randy We'll see you next time