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Speaker: What is going on everybody? Welcome to a brand new episode of Nonsense to Nonsense. I am Glick as always. Hopefully you guys are having a good Saturday so far and enjoying your weekends.
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Speaker: Shoot the shit in the chatter's box and keep up with the normal shenanigans that we do. Let's see if the guys are here and available. Well, I don't know. We're probably gonna make Joni sit on the bench for a little while, because he already don't know how to fucking act tonight. Put it inside out. I'm here, but I'm not available, so there you go. What? You said, let's see if we're here and available, so I'm just here to disagree, so fuck you.
Speaker: I could disagree with you, but we both be wrong. Or I could agree with you, but we both be wrong. Exactly. Let's go ahead and bring the pony up, because it's going to get all about five minutes before I shoot his milk, duh, duh, ass down. Look at it. He's already coming in and wanting to start bullshit. Stand it over his fucking... I ain't even on the screen yet. Stand it over his computer. He's all, like, trying to dominate. Yeah. He's just dominating. What are you doing? Lisa just pulled up, so I was getting him situated before I came to send him.
Speaker: So easy. What's going on? How's everybody doing? It's Saturday. I'm good, man. I'm good. I went out for a little drive today. It was nice. Nice. What time did you get up for us? Like 12. Yeah.
Speaker: I went up to my phone ringing and my wife asked me, what's wrong? What the hell's going on? Nobody can get a hold of you. I was like, I was asleep. What's going on? Chatter's box. Yeah, it was like 11 30, 12 o 'clock when I laid in bed and watch whatever this one of these true crime shows that I watch with Joe, kid and the odd detective Joe. I like that guy and he's got a ton of shows out.
Speaker: He's a former, uh, he's a former, yeah, this guy's a former homicide, uh, detective in Colorado. And he's got like three or four shows that he does. So they're really cool. I think it's like on a killer or something. Like, I don't know what it is, but I like the guy. He's older now, obviously, but a lot of fucking murders that he solved, but, uh, well, last night you and I were talking about finding more music. I might have found some.
Speaker: And I already have the band's permission. They are sending me over their albums for us to review to see if we want to use them on. Who is it? My neighbor. What? My neighbor, the guy with the cobra. He has a band. I don't want mariachi music. Oh no, it's actually in English. I've made sure of that. I said it's in English, right? And it is rock and roll. It's a... I forget what he called it. He called it something. It's a...
Speaker: It's not unlike Blacktop Mode, so it's right above our alley. Nice. Yeah, I'll have to send me over to that info. Yeah. Dirty is like we did it.
Speaker: Were you up late all night or late last night? Because I messaged her this morning when she was going into work. And I was like, yeah. I was like, we got live on TikTok. I said, but nobody was really watching. It was just Jeff and I. So we spent like four hours talking about fucking tools because I was excited that I got to go buy new tools at Home Depot. So we're such losers.
Speaker: We're on our computers, look at the tools. Do you know the meme where it's a guy and a woman laying in bed and she's like, he's probably thinking of another woman where in reality he's like, should I buy the Ryobi or the Milwaukee? That was us. We actually mentioned that meme like three times. Our wives and our girlfriends are sitting there going, he's probably chatting to another woman, we're going, so the Ryobi pressure washer, that's pretty cool.
Speaker: We really were. And then we spent like an hour, two hours talking about cars because I said that, you know, with everything that's going on, I'm definitely looking at, you know, I think I'm going to trade my car in and get the Colorado because I really like them. They're nice. And it's a big up truck.
Speaker: So then we were looking at cars and we were, like I said, since I was on my phone, I had my laptop and Jeff and I worked Google and shit and he's like, oh, Google this. I'm like, no, you should Google this. Yeah, we're literally like, hey, what do you think about this? And we got this huge discussion about Volvo's that were in Twilight.
Speaker: because I saw a Volvo and I was like, you know, that's really cool. And Chris was like, that's an SUV. No, it's a hatchback. Look it up. Oh, it is a hatchback. Okay. I remember that. Well, yeah. Cause you said, look up the car from Twilight. So I looked at the Volvo from Twilight. The first thing I showed was the second one. Yeah, we're losers, but it's all right. That's how we spent our Friday night hanging out on TikTok together. We had a few people that would come and go and say hi to us. They'd be like, wow, this is a boring conversation. We're out.
Speaker: Unbelievable. We could have just went and played over on Scream Yard. I was telling my neighbor today we were talking about his bike because he crashed his bike and somebody pulled out in front of him and he's ordering parts.
Speaker: Is this from the the crash that he had a while back where he busted? No, it's the same crash because it wasn't his fault so the guy's got a pay to fix the bike and all this stuff and the guy owns a body shop that fucked up his bike and we were talking about modifying certain things since it's already taken apart and
Speaker: One of the things we're going to do is the overflow water tank. We're going to switch it out with a bottle and make it look like a nitrous bottle.
Speaker: but it's actually distributes overflow. Right. It's going to look cool. Because the original is just some weird black triangle thing. It only holds like a quarter liter of water. So you're going to make it look like Nas. Didn't we have this discussion a while back about how you hated people that put like stickers on their roof to make it look like they had a sunroof? Yeah. No, that's different, though. Oh, it's different. That's an obvious difference.
Speaker: Or where they clearly have a two wheel drive truck. They got a two wheel drive truck. Clearly it's two. They put a four by four decal on it. And it's obviously two wheel drive. It's more of a static improvement as opposed to
Speaker: The model that's there is a triangle thing that's only about a quarter inch thick. Yeah. And it holds like considered mills of water, like 20 ounces. Mm -hmm. We're gonna modify a blowtorch tank. And then put a nice sticker on it. A blowtorch tank, he says.
Speaker: Well, you know, the LP gas, once you drain them of all gas, you can weld on it and everything. You're glitching, you're glitching, you're glitching. And they're about the right size. I'm glitching. Yeah, you glitched a little bit. I'll suck on my other stuff. But we're figuring out how to modify it.
Speaker: But yeah, we were talking about that, and then we were talking about what Chris and I were talking about last night, was finding more bands to A, interview, and B, because we've got to the point where we're repeating so many of the Black Ops moto songs over and over and over. Go for it. Kinda needs something to mix it up. Of course. And he said, you know, he's got like four albums out.
Speaker: He's got a He's got four albums two of them are on YouTube So he's gonna send me the link so I can send you guys we can kind of listen to him see what we think Yeah, he said at the very least he'd love to have our feedback We could do that feedback season
Speaker: Yeah, I said, yeah, that'll be no problem. We'll definitely give you feedback. Yeah, he's got one song, it's a tribute. He said it's kind of a tribute to Andrew Weber.
Speaker: You know, because he got, in the 90s, for like a month, he got into certain Broadway shows like that, like Cats and stuff like that. And so he kind of did it, and fed him the opera. So he did a tribute, and he writes his own lyrics, creates his own music, and he's already given us permission to use the songs, if we like. Cool. Yeah, he's gonna send me the info as soon as he's done putting the radiator in his car.
Speaker: I was helping him with that and my alarm went off and I was like, oh dude, I gotta go, I gotta show. I figured you were just dead. No, I fucking, we got done last night and I sat down and I was like, it's almost too late to go to bed now. And I started watching episodes of The Rookie and passed out after about two episodes.
Speaker: and woke up and started watching it again ordered some food got some drinks and then I finally beat that license thing for the Gran Turismo so I'm able to actually do some racing now and holy shit it's amazing
Speaker: The graphics are so good, you almost forget that when you're watching the replay, you almost forget that you're actually watching a computer -generated video. The graphics are so good and so detailed that you're like, holy shit. One of the kids came out and was like, what race is this? This is the one I just did. They're like, no, from what movie? I'm like, no, it's not a fucking movie.
Speaker: You just did the race. I said, it's a fucking video game. And they're like, no. I see him. All right, so which one of you jackasses watched the NFL draft? Because I'm really good at that. I did not. I don't think I would ever know what was happening. Why would you go? Which one of you watched the draft? Because I did not.
Speaker: You have nothing to give. You have no feedback to give on the draft. I watched the draft. I will say it was a very defensive heavy draft. Georgia dominated the first round. I think they were the first college school to have five players in the first round. Was it 15 players in the first round? I thought it was.
Speaker: No, it was five defensive players in the first round. There might've been more players, but it was five defensive players in like the top 10 or something like that. Aiden Hutchinson became only the second defensive player in Michigan history to go in the top three.
Speaker: Charles Woodson, I've maintained a relationship with Mortimer on more than one broadcast before life, and before there was ever a broadcast. And on a side note, one of Jody's - I've been married for 12 years. I'm pretty sure I can maintain a relationship. Not much. On a side note about the draft, one of Jody's friends, I think he's retired now,
Speaker: He's a former NFL player. His son went to UC and was drafted by the New York Giants. Six round. But if he makes a cut, I have a feeling UC was dominating. The University of Cincinnati dominated the draft, too. They were everywhere. Last season, yes. Now, how many rounds go? It's six, right? Seven. Seven? I was close. I was close. The only thing I know about the draft is what I saw in the movie Draft Day. So, you know.
Speaker: which is how I base my reference on most things is movies. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing. That's my insight. But I mean, I'm gonna let you have fun with this one. I'm gonna let you have fun with this one. This draft, we already had that description. That movie's good though, dude. Seriously. We already had that description. I don't know anything about fucking sports, but he'll watch every goddamn behind the scenes sports boring ass sports movie there is.
Speaker: That movie is, it's intellectual. Okay, Mike. Now you're gonna say because you're smarter than us, that we won't understand it. Calm down, Mike. It wasn't, I mean, it was cool that it was such a defensive heavy draft this year, but nothing, nothing too crazy. Nothing, no crazy draft or trades or anything like that.
Speaker: Uh, they did Brown got traded. Yeah. He got a hundred million dollar contract. So him, that must be horrible. A hundred million dollar contract. Um, I did hear it was not allowed to talk about that. He's a, um, probably going to have to give prime time, a lot of credit on that one. And I dare say, I dare say they are going to give a lot of credit to the former president for that as well. I dare say that.
Speaker: What? All credentials are coming down for apparently a lot of the changes that he swore he made. That would be one of the changes that people tend to bring to light more than anything. What the hell are you talking about? A lot of HBCUs were represented in the draft. What is HBCUs? Historically Black Colleges and Universities. Ow. There's been a lot of limelight on HBCUs and a lot of
Speaker: press on how they're not getting represented well in the draft. The players are not getting picked up early or whatever, if at all. So I could see a lot coming from that. I did hear that. I only heard a couple of stories on that. I have not seen a lot of big press on it. But a lot of Georgia, a lot of defense. I think the first quarterback went to the Steelers. Yeah, the kid from UC, he went to the Steelers. And then I think it was only maybe four quarterbacks that went in the draft issue.
Speaker: Yeah, which is scary to me. Uh, usually we get enough. Yeah. Like, like I said, uh, Georgia was all over the place. Uh, UC was all over the place. We go to university. Cleveland, Cleveland, Cleveland, uh, drafted their running back. He's a big power back. So he'll be a nice compliment to Nick Chubb. So, um,
Speaker: Yeah, those guys were, those guys were all over the place. Georgia, obviously they were well represented. Michigan had a few players that went and they had the big deal because Buckeye fans are losing their shit right now. We go, Oh my God. We had three receivers in a row that were drafted back to back to back.
Speaker: Nobody, it's not that big of a deal, all right? First of all, you guys all knew that Wilson Olave, or Olave, or whatever his name is, and that other guy were gonna be drafted early. But let's see what they do because in typical OSU fashion, most guys are not successful from OSU in the NFL. Ohio State? Yeah. Most. Offensive, offensive players. Defensive, they got some monsters out there.
Speaker: Denzel Ward is one of them, and he just got a nice big fat payday from Cleveland. Let's play some Ohio State. That's a good aspect. I gotta think about that. Michael Thomas, who plays for the Saints. He's a wide receiver. I think he was a Buckeye. But the Saints love them some Buckeyes. They draft the hell out of Buckeyes. Just like Cleveland has a tendency to draft the hell out of Wolverines. And from LSU. He's 22 cryptos guy.
Speaker: So yeah, like I said nothing too exciting. I watched uh, I've been really getting into the into the USFL I'll tell you what it was around in the 80s and it has a There's a football league here. I
Speaker: that a friend of my wife's plays in. And it's, I forget what it's called, it's like bikini football or something like that? Of course. I've only gone to one game. Well, there's a lingerie football league. Yeah, it's basically the same thing. They ain't playing either. Them women playing for real.
Speaker: No doubt. The one they have here, the problem I have with it, it's basically flag football in bathing suits. And I'm like, yeah, what's the point? But the problem I have is my wife's friend is very timid. No, it's tackle. It's tackle. It's tackle. But the tackle was false? No, no, no. I apologize. There's two different leagues. Gotcha.
Speaker: My wife's friend is so timid, I sit there screaming at her the whole time going, hit that bitch! She's like, got this chick within three feet of her and she won't take the shot. And it's like, oh my god, you gotta hit that bitch. I mean, they go hard. The ones here in Atlanta?
Speaker: It's not a game. They're playing for real. And there's a lot of respect for them. Oh, no, no. I mean, they didn't have so much that they in shape or whatever. They really playing real football. That's what I tell people. Women want to play football. Don't be fooled. A lot of them are dead serious. We'll play. They will get out there with the rest of the boys. But we just don't want the damage that's going to come from it. And we mean that shit. The damage would be disrespectful. Yeah. No, but like her friend's team. Equality. I think they call it themselves the Sharks.
Speaker: Uh, the one game I went to, I was like, Hey, I can't go to any more of these games. Cause I sit here yelling at her friend the whole time to not be such a wimp and actually hit, hit somebody. She just, I think she just plays.
Speaker: For A, something to do, and B, to be part of something. But you can tell she's kind of scared to take a hit. And I'm like, you can't be afraid to take a hit. I mean, if you're going to play football, you can play football. Football? No, you can't. Now, it's also about how you get hit on football. People aren't afraid to take a hit. Because how you get hit is supposed to be a clean hit. It's supposed to be head up. You know what I'm saying? It's supposed to be mono. You're mono. But some people like cheap shots. Right. I got a problem with cheap shots. Well, no. But I mean, it all came down to there's a male league here.
Speaker: Um full pads, but unfortunately I even if I Even if I could join which I can I just don't have time Like I I'd have to leave my house Lay
Speaker: It's like, on top of that, it's like, I just, I work almost 12 hours a day, most days. I don't have time to go to practice and actually go to games and stuff, and I think games are held during showtime.
Speaker: No. No. Here's the problem. Yeah, that's the kid from Pittsburgh. Here's the problem. If I get out of the house, I end up getting in trouble and I don't need to get in trouble. So I keep my little happy ass in the house. Why would you get in trouble if you left the house Jeff? Cause I'm not necessarily the most responsible motherfucker. You need to learn how to control yourself. Dude, I was out, I was out doing burnouts in the fucking Cobra yesterday cause we had it running. Unbelievable. 41 years old.
Speaker: I know. But you give me a toy, I'm gonna play with it. My neighbor bought RC boats and we were in the pool playing with RC boats today. Yeah, those are cool, but I mean, you're not gonna... I mean, I know you will. Oh, I can modify this and make it go 70 miles an hour in the pool.
Speaker: No, they're a Radio Shack version. They're not anything great. Because we can't really get any really good shit here unless we order off Amazon and spend a thousand bucks. When you finally kill yourself for doing something stupid, just make sure you get it recorded so we can put it on the social media. The next time we go out playing with the Cobra, we're gonna... I was riding the Hayabusa today too.
Speaker: But pretty much, you ain't trying to control yourself. You just want to do what the fuck you want to do and deal with the consequences after it. That's why you want to leave the house. Exactly. Stop it. I'm in a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of
Speaker: No, well, we took the cushion off, since the bike is basically, the fairings are all messed up, and the cushion on the seat was ripped, so we took it off, and with removing that two -inch thick cushion, I could actually stand the bike up without help. I'm actually tall enough to ride the bike, so I was like, fuck, I can ride this fucker? Let me take it for a spin.
Speaker: I'm a big boy, I can ride a bike. I don't ride a big bike now. But like, if the cushion on. I mean, it's Kenny Pickett, not Pitts. Kenny Pickett. With the cushion on, I have to, when I stand the bike up on my tippy toes, I can almost stand flat footed with the cushion on. That's the quarterback from Pittsburgh, isn't it? Just the college? Pittsburgh just drafted, yeah. Oh, Pittsburgh took the kid from Pitt. No, his name was Kenny Pickett. He came from Pitt. Yeah, but he went to Pitt.
Speaker: Yes he did, sorry. He went to Pittsburgh, yeah. OK, I can't remember who took the kit from UC. The quarterback? Yeah. Ritter. Desmond Ritter, I think. I think he went second round, maybe. Jason, what you doing?
Speaker: Yeah, pretty much No, you can't and they're full afterwards you do yourself a favor
Speaker: Oh, yeah, did Pop Tarts. They don't they don't have they have no life expectancy in my house. I can he went to Atlanta, Desmond Ritter went to Atlanta. OK. Third round pick. So they're trying to pull them up now myself. Yeah, go ahead. What was that?
Speaker: Close the pantry. And your mother put your do -rare going wrong. What? I can't do anything wrong. I can't do anything wrong. Let me see it. I can't take it off. I can fix it. Let's pause. Holy smokes. Oh, I know. Everybody says hi. So do you have a top 10, Chris? Because we're just kind of flandering here.
Speaker: Well, you know, the moment that I go to do something on here, of course, you two shut the fuck up. The moment I try to get anything in, you two won't shut the fuck up. So, so then you're like, so now you're like, you got the top 10. Well, we're just in here staring at the screens. I have, I have, I have other stuff. So, Jody, we said to talk about. Put your dick.
Speaker: She's actually going to bed. She's got to get up at like 2 .30 in the morning. So Chris and I are live last night and we're talking about tools and movies that make you cry. And I kid you not, Chris got banned.
Speaker: Talk about tools. Oh, yeah. We were talking about tools. And movies that make you cry. And Chris got banned from harassment. We were talking about power tools and hand tools. And then we started talking about, I said, I kept forgetting to tell you guys, one of the top 10s that I thought of were love songs that instantly, as soon as it comes on, you get in your feels or whatever.
Speaker: It'd be a cool one. And then Jeff was like, we should do one with movies that'll make you cry. And I said, well, Tony won't do either one of them because he's on this macho kick. And God forbid, you know, he actually should be funny. And then all of a sudden, it was just like, so it's lighter side. And then Chris just, boom, gone. And I was like, what the hell? So it wasn't going to be on Snapchat to watch your mouth, especially when you come talking about me.
Speaker: They're saying that I just I just I just called it out. It is your homophobic bastard. Yeah, bitch. At least I ain't kicked off the platforms. It's tiktok. It's not even like it's a fucking it's not the biggest thing in the world. Nobody was watching. We had no viewers. Somebody was watching. And and I appealed it and today I got a notification after they they reviewed it and said that I I I violated community guidelines by talking about people.
Speaker: Talking about anybody. And movies. And love songs. You said that you wouldn't do it because you're too macho. Yeah. Don't talk about me. Somebody's got your back on TikTok Tony. That's what I'm saying. I didn't get kicked off TikTok. I'm still on TikTok. But you got banned though?
Speaker: Yeah, I get banned every time I go on TikTok. I get about an hour. It's because somebody goes on there and watches and reports it. Because they got a personal vendetta on here. And TikTok doesn't actually review anything. Right. If somebody reports it, they just ban you. And then if you appeal it, they still don't fix it. So I've got a five -day ban or something like that on TikTok. So it happens every time I go on there.
Speaker: You still do it. Well, yeah. I don't know, but we do it for advertisement reasons. Yeah, it's the only reason I got on there. Chris was uploading, he was having issues uploading the new episodes last night. I got the last one uploaded at like 4 .30 this morning.
Speaker: And we're, you know, so I was, I was watching the rookie and I was flicking through TikTok. I saw Chris. Yeah, bring me in. Let's talk. And yeah, it was fucking ridiculous. What's the name? True Talk. He said he got kicked off a TikTok a couple of times. Payne got kicked off a TikTok. Who was on airtime last night? We were actually talking. One of the moderators on airtime said, let's be respectful, please.
Speaker: So y 'all keep running your mouth full into everybody's getting monitored. Every map. Yeah. I've been like, fucking respect these nuts and get the fuck out of here. Bitch ass. Nobody talking to you. Nobody's talking to your bitch ass. But now, yeah, like I said, it was like four thirty this morning and I finally got that that last episode uploaded. I was so aggravated with that shit last night. I know you was.
Speaker: Well, he was saying that he would download it, but it only it said it downloaded the whole thing would take up a shit ton of space on his computer, but only like 30 minutes of the episode was kept. Yeah, it wasn't even it was it would download the full like, I don't know. It was a pain in the ass. I had to.
Speaker: Had to run around so many circles to get it uploaded but on a side note Outside of that fun little let's get banned on tiktok I don't even go on there very often it when I do go on there I go on our tiktok page I go on that live and then I just talked about the show for a few minutes and if people come in or whatever that I might talk to and and tell about the show we got a couple of new followers on Facebook and stuff last night I think and Instagram last night from it. Yeah, but I finally started following us and
Speaker: Which I thought was funny. But on a completely side note, and completely off the, not that we're on a subject or anything like that, but I put my two weeks in yesterday at OSU. Yeah. I got me quite a nice, what's going on? Okay. Oh, severance. Well no, there's no severance, I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker: No, the job offer I got is... Oh, the new gig? Yeah, they damn near doubled my pay from OSU. So... Yeah. And it's like a half hour closer to my house. Hell yeah. Job is probably going to be a lot easier and a lot less stress. And on top of it, my boss seems like a super cool guy. He actually texted me yesterday morning just to use like, hey,
Speaker: I am a person of interest on TikTok. But he texted me yesterday, or yesterday morning, he was like, hey, I just wanted to check on you. How'd everything go? Putting in your two weeks and stuff. And I was like, well, of course, of all days for my boss to decide to be late, it was today. So I'm going to tell him at the end of the day. And he got my uniform, like my shirt and pants sizes. He's like, we'll go ahead and get your uniforms and shit ordered for you. I was like, okay, cool.
Speaker: So, I'm excited. Well, we talked last night about the fact that Chris was in the interview and he's telling, they're like, let us know about your background. And he's telling, he basically told him what I tell people when I go for anything to do with construction interview is if you give me the right materials, the right tools, I can build your house. And it blew their mind. And they were like, holy shit. Yeah, they were like legit shocked.
Speaker: And Chris and I that's that's the normal like Chris can build a house. Yeah. Okay. I knew that Jeff can build a house. Yeah. Okay. I knew that but tell somebody that doesn't know us. They're like, wait, wait, you could build a house. Yeah. From scratch. Well, I think that's one of the things that, that, you know, gets Jodi because, you know, she'll, she'll be like, Oh, I want to do this. The best I can do that. Really? Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I can do that. Why do you want to pay somebody? Why do you want to pay somebody when we can just go buy the stuff and we can do it together? I can even teach you. It would be fun. Yeah. That's something that we could do together if you're interested at all. Yeah, I wouldn't want to do construction as a full -time job, but I'd love to do it as a hobby.
Speaker: Yeah. No, that's what I'm going to like about it. That's what I'm going to like about this gig because it's still, it's still building maintenance and I'll have four or five buildings. They're all in new Albany, which new Albany is a super rich part of town or rich area. Uh, the guy who owns the limited Victoria's secrets and stuff, Exner, he's from new Albany and like their high school, their high school looks like a fucking college campus. He built it. He paid for everything. He, uh, he takes care of new Albany. So anything new Albany needs, like,
Speaker: You know, he pays for the fire, police department, all that stuff. He does a lot, but unfortunately right now he's kind of living under a rock because in the era of cancel everybody under the sun that we live in, the cancel culture has even gone after him. And he's been friends with my wife. Well, amongst other things, but he's friends with Epstein. I was going to say, you know, he kind of put it on the map.
Speaker: I saw that. Uh, I got a beer. But yeah, dude, I was so pumped. I was so excited. I was like, man, I was like, after all these years of just fucking getting kicked in the stomach, getting kicked in the stomach by everybody and anybody, it's like finally now things are, things are looking up for me. You know, I'm happy as shit in life. And I reached a point where at the same time, motherfuckers, if you were one of the ones that were kicking me when I was down and shitting on my name and everything else, don't come around now.
Speaker: You know, do not come around me now. I ain't got no time for it.
Speaker: I said a while back, I was canceling all the toxic people in my life. And I don't care who you are. Well, we talked about that last night. Some people stick around to watch you fall on your face. Yeah, they want that. There's building more satisfying to just succeed, succeed, succeed. I have friends from school that basically said it's Jump Street.
Speaker: You know, Jeff's going to be living in the basement of his parents house. Bring the fireball over, golf. Let's get down. And never succeeded anything. Now I'm making six figures a year and they're shocked. Sitting at home. Sitting on my ass at home. That's a plus. That is a dream. In Mexico, no less. Beautiful vacation area with my own pool the whole nine yards. Let's be honest. You live in a third world country. Calm down.
Speaker: Yes, but my area is really nice. I know I said it to me. It's so nice in fact. I tell him all the time. When I go outside my house, I forget that I'm Mexican. I believe you heard. It's so nice, in fact, that I think about it every time I boil my water, because I can't drink the water. It's so nice, in fact, that every time I go out to use my outhouse, I think of how nice it is, because we don't have indoor plumbing here.
Speaker: Disrespectful. This motherfucker, speaking of living in Mexico, this motherfucker in his cars, he was like, what was it you told me to look at? Was it like a Mercedes -Benz Eshu Deers? You saw, we were looking at cars on Facebook Marketplace, and Chris was like, hey, we were comparing prices of there versus here. Yeah.
Speaker: Because pickup trucks' prices here are ridiculous. And their excuse is, oh, but it's a truck. You'll make money on it. I don't want to make money on it. I want to use it as a daily driver. And they're like, yeah, but you could use it to move stuff for people. And you could use it for work. And I'm like, I don't want to use it for work. Oh, my god. I work at home on a computer. I'm telling you, man, chloroform does wonders for kids.
Speaker: Well, they're getting ready to go do these with Grandma. Or Nyquil. They're showering. As little John once said. Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot. Nyquil shots for everybody. But Chris, we were looking at ridiculous vehicles, and there's a beautiful Lotus Elise about four hours from me for sale. And it's only like 80 grand.
Speaker: And I was like, no, I could totally buy that, but I'd get killed for driving it because I just looked like the biggest fucking hotel. That's what it was. And then that's what it is. And I said, if you're going to buy that load issue, you might as well just go ahead and get this Mercedes -Benz SUV. G -Wagon. Yeah. Fucking G -Wagon. Yeah. The most expensive Mercedes. But yeah, I mean, it's beautiful where he lives. I mean, yeah, I know. Yeah, it's, you know, well, I also told Chris the story. My wife sent me a picture.
Speaker: and she's in Spain and she says, I'm at the beach. I was like, yeah, cause you can't get that here. So you went all the way to Europe to go to the goddamn beach. Are you crazy? Get off the fucking beach. She's like, wow, you got a point. I'm going back to the hostel. Yeah, right. Because you can't get the beach in Cancun. Some of the nicest beaches in the world. Here, Michelle.
Speaker: Okay, now it's my turn. Y 'all hold it down. I'll be right back. Holy shit. We were looking at those S -10s and like a 95 S -10 that you could put your hand through the door because it was rusted. They wanted three grand for it. I was like, yeah, you're crazy, but they'll get it. Not for me, but they'll get it.
Speaker: No, yeah, they'll absolutely go. I guess my kids blowing me off weren't such a bad thing this weekend, because I don't think we needed to... Well, my kids are getting ready to go to the movies, so it's like they're running around trying to get showered and everything. Grandma's taking them to the movies, and then they're going to stay up at night at Grandma's, so I'll have the night for myself. But while they're getting ready, they're just hollering back and forth each other.
Speaker: It's not like I'm trying to do a show or anything. What do you want? What is wrong with you damn kids? But like I said, you know, just in general, man, you know, I'm feeling good about lifestyle change. I'm in a good mood. I'm happy as hell. You know, I put on Facebook. You know, I'm really excited right now. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I got a good woman in my corner who's actually legitimately in my corner.
Speaker: Backing you up no less. Yeah the point where Well, we talked about that last night and and Jody if you're listening let the man pay for something As his first wife
Speaker: I told her today that once I got the money, I'm gonna save money and I'm gonna go buy this matching bulldog. She won't say it, but I see the face she made and she was like, ooh, all right.
Speaker: Some couples got in trouble for getting this woman a gift. Some guys buy their girlfriends and their women jewelry. Flowers. Other guys go and get matches. Chocolate. Chris, buy scones. We get matching semi -automatic 12th grade shotgun. Hey, I can get both of them for like a thousand dollars. I can get two of them for a thousand dollars.
Speaker: Yeah, ain't nothin'. Of course, I don't wanna go to the range with her because she'll just embarrass me. I know she could probably outshoot me in a heartbeat. Well, now that you have them and you have some money and you all have some time on your hands, you can actually go to the range and probably - I'm playin' on it, actually. There's a gun club down the road that I might go get a membership to.
Speaker: later on because I did I bought my gun like almost three years ago and I'm yet to fire one night well have you seen that new practice ammunition that is it's a laser bullet it doesn't actually fire and it uses an app and a special target yes called laser tag no no no no no it's been around for years your gun
Speaker: You use your gun and you put the special bullet in it and when you pull the trigger it lights up the laser and shows where you would have hit if you would have actually had a real bullet. Does Kevin have me blocked? I don't know why. Excuse me for saying what's up to him. I don't see him in the chat. Oh, I don't know. I didn't know the blind in light show was James. I didn't get it until they said something.
Speaker: But it's like 25 30 bucks for this one bullet and and you never have to buy another bullet
Speaker: I'll find the link and I'll send it to you. It's actually really cool. I'll just practice around my house. You get it for your caliber. Yeah, you can literally shoot guns in the house. It's kind of like... I can practice my tactical skills for when somebody breaks in. It's like every little cop too, when he's at the gun range and he's shooting at the things. Yeah, it's like that. But it's really cool. It's like I said, I think it's like maybe 50 bucks.
Speaker: And I didn't get in trouble for buying her a gift. She just said I didn't have to, and she was like, you don't have to do something. I was like, I know I don't have to, but I want to. Tony, Tony, he got in trouble, right? I didn't get in trouble. She said you didn't have to. No, he's not in trouble. I'm not in trouble. She likes it, but she likes it. She was surprised, and I said that's what I told her. I was like, trust me, I've learned real quick that in order for me to be able to buy you gifts, I'm just going to have to surprise you.
Speaker: Yeah, you can't warn them. But you're going to buy something that you can get for a whole lot cheaper and easier with more quality. No, but here's the thing, here's the thing is like, is Jodi, Jodi is one of those, those ladies that is not good for having someone try to spoil her. Yeah, she's very independent.
Speaker: She's very independent with the fact that Chris spends money on her. Not necessarily obsessed, but she's kind of like, you didn't have to do that. He's like, I know I didn't have to. I didn't have to and I wouldn't fucking do it. I did it because I wanted to.
Speaker: I'll wear it down every time because I told her just like she is I like to I like to buy gifts like she does you know I like to buy gifts for people she does too she does the same thing she likes to she likes to surprise people and she likes to get people gifts and I'm the same way so she'll just have to get used to it. Oh this is probably the independent I agree. What are you talking about better quality she's a cop. She's a cop she could find better quality gifts for lower price than what you're buying.
Speaker: No, no, no. Vance is like one of the top gun sellers in the world.
Speaker: What? Never know what. That's legal. That's what legal. We'll put it that way. That's legal. Most police departments. As opposed to some guys. I know a lot of my cop buddies that their departments and stuff go through Vances to get their power arms. Okay, okay. So yeah, Vances is like one of the top guns. Vances is kind of like a... It's like a Walmart of gun stores. Yeah, it's like if you're gonna go buy fishing gear, you go to Bass Pro Shop.
Speaker: It's the best pro shop of guns. There's advances down the road for me, and it's huge. And as you walk in there, it's literally just like a, they got anything and everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Trust me, they've got a couple of guns from - I bet you I get a background check. I walk in that motherfucking door. Everybody does. They walk in and go.
Speaker: We're really nice to black folk. We like you. Everybody gets a bad answer. Where the guns at? Call you token, we promise. Where the guns at? Oh, trust me. You walk in advance. You don't have that question. Well, they got a couple of guns there that I want to get. What's going on, Chris? That are from Call of Duty. A couple of assault rifles.
Speaker: I'd love to have again, is one of the most beautiful handguns ever, is the 1911 Colt. They'll buy one. I can't own guns. You got the money. I can't own guns here. I'm not allowed. It's against the law. They're smart. Yeah, it's probably a good thing. I'm the kind of asshole that's like, oh yeah, you want to talk shit? Yeah, let's play games. You can't leave the house without getting in trouble. I think it's pretty smart that they don't let you have one.
Speaker: Yeah, well as a foreigner as well, it's just like, you know, if you legally move to a country, you can't vote in said country.
Speaker: until you become a citizen. So I'm not a citizen of Mexico. I have permanent residency, but I can't vote. Not that I vote. Even though your wife, you married your wife, you're still not a citizen or whatever. Well, I think I can become one tomorrow. It comes down to I have to go fill up some paperwork. But what's the fucking point? Nothing changes. Such a dual citizenship.
Speaker: It's one of those things. It's more of a hassle than a need. Because nothing changes. It's 20 years. My permanent residency and my citizen. It's been 20 years. It's been 20 fucking years. I get that. But you know what changes? Nothing. I can still own property with what I have now. The only thing that changes is when I can get a Mexico passport.
Speaker: You know what blows my mind? You are more upset and worked up about politics in a country that you ain't lived in in 20 years. And the country that you have lived in for 20 years, you're like, I don't fucking care. Why do I want to vote? I don't understand it. That's the problem. That is like complete fucker. It makes no fucking sense. My wife says the same thing. She's like, why do you give a shit what's going on in the States? Because it's more interesting. You're supposed to give a shit about where you're from. But goddamn, you're supposed to be a reason where the fuck you at, too.
Speaker: Yeah, but 90 % of the stuff that goes on, just like in the States, 90 % of the stuff that goes on in politics does not affect me personally. Okay. You know, I'm like... Then why do you care so much about what happens here? The politics in Mexico is like politics in the US to Chris. It doesn't bother me. Politics throughout the entire world don't bother me. It doesn't affect my life.
Speaker: It comes down to until some Jack off Russian Russian soldiers at my front door then it's an issue then I'm Patrick Swayze up in this bitch Speaking of all reads did you see in Ukraine somebody somebody spray -printed Wolverines on a Russia tank? That's awesome
Speaker: Apparently, Red Dawn is like, they almost think it's a documentary. Like, this is our credo, this is what we're doing, it's basically Red Dawn.
Speaker: And so, like, there's literally a group of insurgents that call themselves the Wolverines, and they're full -on Patrick Swayze, Jennifer Gray, and Lea Thompson, and everything. It's like, today I'm Patrick Swayze. I saw that on the news the other day, and I was like, nice. That's all I had to say. I was just like, nice. I heard about it. I did hear about it. That's a wonderful reference.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't
Speaker: there's so much other things in life that to worry about other than worry about politics and that's why it blows my mind when people get so invested in it and they want to sit there and scream and yell at each other or you know people get on platforms like this and that's all they want to do they want to bash this one side or the other and it's like get a fucking life you tool you look like an idiot first of all you're not educated enough to be talking what you're talking second of all you're literally second of all you are literally spouting what you learned on Facebook which is like Jeff getting his knees off TikTok
Speaker: But I can't express it in words and change your mind so that I don't see the point. Yeah. Both sides are playing with each other. What are we arguing about? Yeah. Playing is simple. I'm not arguing about nothing. I just have to say. No, I'm not talking about us and some of the people out there. I'm living my life. Me too. One day at a time. One day at a time.
Speaker: Then we got onto a discussion last night about Cobra Kai. Tony, have you seen it? No, you got onto a discussion about Cobra Kai because I have not seen that show. I've heard it's a good show. I haven't heard nothing bad about it. My kids love it. I'm still watching Moonlight. That last episode kind of messed me up. I didn't know that. I need to catch up. I watched the first two episodes, but I typically wait and watch them with cash.
Speaker: We were here last weekend and we got caught up. So now we're what to one or two episodes behind. There were about two episodes behind will be three episodes behind if they come back next weekend.
Speaker: Kevin and I are kind of watching it. It's an interesting show, I'll say that. Yes it is. Have you seen any type of similarities? Yeah, we're going to wait till after the break. You got to see the similarities in that movie and another movie. I'm putting shit together. Well, I'm kind of debating until it's finished to finish watching it.
Speaker: so I can watch it, because I hate the whole wait. I'd rather just binge watch the whole fucking thing called a thing. You've seen what movie? The Pyramid. No, never even heard of it. I know. It was in the movies and it was that quick going. You might want to watch it, motherfucker. If you see Moon, never watch it. Exactly. There's a similarity. What the fuck is it called, Pyramid? The Pyramid. Oh, Chris, I watched that Vacation Friends.
Speaker: holy shit I told you that movie was funny as hell oh my god dude don't you guys see that movie that Johnson vacation friends holy shit was funny okay so this looks like
Speaker: I got you. You're gonna find your song for you. It'll take two minutes to get it. I already got the song. I was looking at this. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you. No, I was looking at this, uh, the pyramid. I think it came out. Let me find a year. Hold on. 2014. Who? What's that? 2014. I was, I was, yeah, I was literally just looking at it. That sounds right. It's, it's very, it's, it's kinda deep.
Speaker: And you see some shit in there that mess my head up and moon, they went red along the same lines. Well, it's based off of the Egyptian gods and stuff like that. Yeah. So let's say, yeah. No, you're 100 % right, Gulf. You're not wrong there.
Speaker: And it gives people something to argue about. But like I said, nine times out of ten when people start spouting off about their political beliefs and stuff, they're fucking idiots and they don't know what they're... They're just repeating something else they heard. Yeah, they're repeating a Facebook meme. Or, in Jeff's case, I watched her TikTok video. No, I don't get all my info from TikTok.
Speaker: I get half of it from TikTok, the other half from YouTube. However, have you boys been following ol' Amber Turd and Johnny Depp? No. Every time you've asked me since the trial started, what is my instrument? Johnny is funny as fuck, man. No. No, he's funny as hell, but I'm not following him. He's got some one -liners.
Speaker: He read a text. They made him read a text that he sent to Hammer. And he says, is the cum slut there that I've donated my kids to?
Speaker: That is, that is, that is an arrogance and a confidence that he has during this trial because he knows he did nothing wrong. He knows he's a hundred percent in the right and a hundred percent innocent and they didn't do anything wrong. That's why he has that cockiness and that arrogance and that swag. And he keeps fucking with her lawyer. Her lawyer, her lawyer, his, her lawyer objected to himself. Yeah. Her, her lawyer is a jackass and I'll, you know,
Speaker: Some of the compilations of Johnny Depp fucking with that man has been killing me. Oh, holy shit. But. But with that being said, let's go ahead and take a real quick break, guys. We got to come back. We got we got your starting five world draft. So, hey, Joe, I do see that. No, I did not see the rest of the piece of that lady. No, that's terrible. Yeah.
Speaker: No, but, uh, we're, like I said... Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, I didn't know that. He died a few years back. Yeah, a couple years back.
Speaker: But, uh, yeah, we're gonna take a real quick break. We are coming back with our starting five. It's a top five comedy movies in our opinion. So if you guys want to get involved, go ahead and get your list sent over to us at nonsensical nonsense pocket, nonsensical nonsense podcast or gmail .com. Go ahead and get your list sent over. I got one from Jodi already. So, uh, go ahead and get your guys's list sent to us. We got a little black pop mojo for you.
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Speaker: That shit was hilarious. The top 10 I got tonight I think is going to be quite enjoyable. It's right along the lines of the warning labels, dumb things you see written down type deal.
Speaker: So I'm debating I might make this one a three -parter just because there's 30 of them and I was thumbing through I was something through this list and I was like these are actually kind of Yeah, they're actually kind of funny so we might make it a three -parter roll it all into Shoot it into next Saturday and we'll wrap it up next Saturday. That'll be a good Stop top ten for our first night on StreamYard Wednesday night
Speaker: part two anyways but as I said we do have a brand new starting five tonight it is our top five favorite comedy movies and our favorite movies by my five Tony's five and Jeff's five which Jeff and Tony's five you'll never have ever heard of and nobody will ever know but my number one is favorite by all
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Speaker: Everybody else get there listening. Everybody else get your list in that way. I want to. Some of the nonsensical nonsense podcasts at gmail .com where I will get them up as soon as possible. I'm probably going to work on it tonight because even if it is, even if it is by default, even if it is by default, a win is a win and somebody, that's right. Nobody else gets in. Somebody could pick up her fourth win and yeah, that's true. I'll, I'll post just hers if I have to. Yeah.
Speaker: And I'll declare the winner then. And the winner is. Because y 'all bitches are scared in the chatter's box. Well, so just to recap, so I go first, then Tony, then you, correct, Chris? Yes. And then we're going to do one, two, one again.
Speaker: So, uh, shall we go ahead and kick it off with my number one? Well, for my number one, I'm going with the ultimate fish out of water story with good morning, my neighbors. Hey, fuck you. Yes. Fuck you too. With coming to America.
Speaker: Never heard of it. Yeah, you've never heard of it. You lie and sack old shit. So Tony, what do you got for number one? Movies too dark. What I have is an angst for how you try to pick a movie so that I do not. How dare you. However, once again, you fail to underestimate my absolute intellectual genius as well as the experience of my lifetime and good speed.
Speaker: Pretty simple. My number one pick. Don't ever underestimate my beard. Damn your beard. My number one pick. You're such a jealous bitch. Fuck you and your beard. My number one pick. I've seen your beard. Jealous. It's not impressive. You're jealous of my beard and my hair because you have neither. You noticed the hesitation. Let me have my wins, all right? Tony, by the way, I'm looking forward to G .I. Jane II starring you, so. Just because you got a fire in your pocket. Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth.
Speaker: As Chris said last night, keep my Tony's name out. Yeah, Tony, I was I was sick of you. We said we said that last night. I said Tony must have the worst case of alopecia ever because he has no hair and no beard. So because he goes, keep. Oh, my God. Damn it. One of the greatest all time comedy of all time ever. Gene was a little.
Speaker: Mel Brooks. Yes. Blazing Saddles. I knew it. Anybody take care. Where do white women at? That's right. Night Joe. Sadie and Eleanor get your list in. We got Jodi's list in already. I, I did have it as a backup, but I knew you would take it, Tony. Had to. She says she's. So Chris, you're number one. And I know Chris, you don't, you don't necessarily have anything written down, correct?
Speaker: No. Cause I did my list last night while Chris and I were live. Actually while I was letting you guys, cause I was thinking about stuff today cause uh, squirrel moment. So I'm talking to Jody on the phone today when she gets done, you know, working her event. She's working this weekend. No, I'm not. And, uh, top five comedy movies.
Speaker: Yes. In your opinion. So, Jody and I are on the phone and we're talking and you know a little Facebook Messenger circle pops up on my phone and it says, Misty offers you or would like to offer you $200.
Speaker: I was like, what the fuck? I don't know who Misty is. And why does Misty want to pay? I was like, why does Misty want to pay me $200? So then I opened it. Well, I had forgotten, like, I don't know, six months ago, I posted my neon lights up on the Newark selling wall. So I was like, I was like, yeah, I'll accept it. $200. And she was like, you know, then she messaged me, do you still have the Michelob light? And I said, yeah, I still have it. And we talked back and forth. And she was like, would you care to meet
Speaker: truck stop out in Jacksonville or whatever about happened. It was like an in -between point for both of us. I was like, yeah, no problem. So I was on the phone when I was telling Jodie about it and I was like, yep, I'm definitely taking my gun with me. She's like, yeah, you are. She's like, yeah, you are. So yeah, it's like out of nowhere. Just like it was such a random thing to see.
Speaker: Well you know what it is, it's like, I put up for my doing auto body and stuff, I put that on Facebook years ago, and every once in a while you have people be like, hey do you, can you pay my car? I'm like, I don't have time anymore. Well, yeah, which, well, like I told Jody, I got, I got about, like $450 between both lights, I sold one a while back. Nice. So, and I said that's $450 that I didn't pay for it, because they were free, they were given to me by a boy of mine who thought he was going to open
Speaker: Yeah. A buddy of mine was going to open the bar and his partner was, uh, screwed him over royally. So he was like, Hey man, I got these neon lights. You want them? I was like, Oh yeah, free. Cool. Yeah. But anyways, my number one, sorry about that squirrel moment. I was also given the chatter box sometime to get their list together as well. Sadie and Eleanor, I'm talking to you. Golf Hawk. I'm talking to you.
Speaker: James whoever else was in there talking to all you fuckers, but my number one I did but yeah when you guys were talking at the beginning of the show because I was thinking about it Coming up with so I wrote down some so I didn't forget, but I don't have a quote -unquote list number one I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna have to go with our guy Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool
Speaker: as a comedy? And I told you last night, Jeff, that there was going to be some of us. And technically, he is a comedy because... Because I would put... And he would be Ryan Reynolds, and he's got jokes. I would put Lethal Weapon as an action comedy. It is. I'll pick a different one. No, you... We talked about it last night. We said... We agreed that... Because I'm not... Lethal Weapon, Beverly Hills Cop, they are eligible for this because... I'm not... Lethal Weapon, Beverly Hills Cop, definitely. More jokes. I'm not a...
Speaker: Do it, Tony. Do it. Was that you, Jeff? That was me. I'm not a...
Speaker: comedy fans, so to say. Right. Exactly. So there's movies that I watch. This would be tougher for you because you're not a big comedy guy, but I am. But there's movies that I watch that have comedy elements in them, even horror movies or action movies. And that's what I asked Jeff last night. I was like, and not that I was going to use it, but I certainly the weapon. Could I use lethal weapon if I wanted? Yeah, there are some good jokes. So that's where my number two for me, because it's got a lot of funny parts in it.
Speaker: For my number two and three, I challenge you to a duel and accept with Mel Brooks, Mel Brooks' Robin Hood men in tights. Son of a bitch, you took my damn pick. You've already taken two of Tony's picks? And my number three, the funniest, about one of the funniest Tom Hanks movies ever to come out, The Money Pit.
Speaker: The scene where he's going up the stairs the stairs fall yeah I never watched it, but I've heard a lot of good. Yeah, it's a good movie I don't know about the funniest Tom Hanks movie the birds were really funny On backup that I find just as funny, but Joe versus the volcano is really funny
Speaker: Yeah, but it wasn't meant to be. You got mail was hilarious. The Money Pit, for the physical comedy, when he's standing on that rug and he gets sucked into the hole and he can't move, and the building inspector shows up and the building inspector thinks he's funny. Philadelphia was hilarious. That movie was funny as hell. You're not wrong, Eleanor. God, that movie was so funny. So that is my two and three. And Tony, what is your two and three? What was two and three for you?
Speaker: uh robin on metatites and money pit okay let me stop playing with you folks my number two pick let's be clear i don't know anybody who did not laugh at this movie unless you are from the country of canada and it will be south park bigger longer and uncooked let me be clear if you did not laugh at that movie you need your ass with it stop watching south park halfway through the first season
Speaker: Dumbest fucking show. Dumbest fucking movie. No, but the movie is funny. Jesus Christ. I said it. I really mean it, Kyle Mime. He's a big fat, stupid bitch.
Speaker: He's like he gets to sing that full song full out and he just looks at the guys like
Speaker: I just want to say you can do it. It's all up to you. Okay. Okay. I will still watch this movie to this day just for the time when that **** farted and everybody's supposed to be on all quiet in the damn submarine. It will be Kelsey Grammer, Dwayne Martin,
Speaker: Yes. And a ton of other motherfuckers down Periscope. That was a hilarious movie. That movie is funny. It's so busy. That was a hilarious movie. Eleanor, are you crazy? Somebody finds the panic and put him in the torpedo. That's lying. For the best part of that fucking movie is Rob Schneider getting ready to go up the ladder and this dude's covered in cooking oil. Holy shit. He comes down and busts his face on every rung. When he farted and it was all making him faces, I like to die.
Speaker: Dude do the whale song So Chris you're two and three Two and three I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with Dane Cook and waiting
Speaker: And there's a guy in that movie, there's a guy in that movie, we were doing that guy that I thought about after the fact. I think his name is Luis Guzman. Oh, he's a funny guy. Yes, yes. He's everything. He's in everything. You should put him on a list, yes. Yeah. He is a really good actor as well. He's in the cowboy way. And they sick a cow on his dick. Fucking crazy. Yeah. But yeah, I loved waiting. That movie was funny.
Speaker: What's up? What's up, little Tyrese? What's up, baby boy in the house? What's up, Tyrese? That's one of those movies. It's got an all -star cast, too. Chef, can you? Yeah, I'm going to screenshot that.
Speaker: If you don't get it, I'm writing it down. Okay. Yeah, write it down for me and then send to me Cuz my screen shot. Oh No, there it does. It's okay He's next to gonna be kind of hard for me, but go for it So what's your number three Chris? Oh, yeah, my number three Yeah, give me one second. I almost got it Grandma's boy was funny
Speaker: Animal House is a good fucking pickle. American Power is hilarious. I did forget about that. Yeah, but it doesn't hold up. I mean, have you watched it lately? I went through the first three and I was good. Yeah. Although fucking Sean William Scott in those movies, the reunion when he takes a shit and that dude's cooler, I lost it. All right. I got St. John's list right now. Number three, I'm going to go with
Speaker: Daddy, guess what? Today we wanted to get food and pack up. We wanted to see Sonic 2. Absolute favorite movies. Super Troopers. Oh, God. Nice. The Snapper. We're going to be Team Ramrod. Say it.
Speaker: I love a fucking movie. I swear to God, the next motherfucker that says shenanigans, I'm gonna pistol him. Hey, Farfart, what's that restaurant you like to go to with all the goofy shit on the wall? You mean Skynanigans? You guys talking about shenanigans? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Does this look like spit? That is a good movie. Hello, everybody. Well, for my number four, I'm going back to Mel Brooks and the late, great John Candy with Spaceballs.
Speaker: Good pick. Good pick. I fucking love it. The Schwartz is with you. My Schwartz is big as mine. Very good, Lone Sore. But my Schwartz is just as big as mine. Yogurt. I would have to agree, St. John. It was a funny fucking movie. It was a funny movie.
Speaker: That is a good movie. All three of them are, actually. Well, no, the three of them are funny, but when they go to Thailand and fucking dude finds out he fucked a tramp. I was trying to leave it alone. Like, what does that mean? You got yours, I got mine. She's like, I come in you, you come on the floor. He's like, wait, what? I'm sorry, but he got owned.
Speaker: I did. You got owned. So what is your number four, Tony? My number four pick. I have not seen this in a while, but I will tell you off of first impression, I do enjoy this movie. I give it this respect. I forgot half of the damn people in that movie, but it is not another teen movie. That shit was good. That is a good fucking movie. That was a good movie. That was a good movie. And it's got some amazing references. To be a parody. To be a parody. That was an excellent movie. To be a parody.
Speaker: shit -fuck -damn let's play battle shits were they two chicks or shittin? oh my god that was so fucked up are that chicks shittin? and dudes falling? oh man that was fucked so chris you're number four i'm going to the fucking reference in that movie while chris is thinking here uh to uh
Speaker: The Breakfast Club is genius. Alright, I'll think. Is who? The reference they do to the Breakfast Club? Yeah. I love that fucking movie and they did it well. This dude is too much. They did. But I thought it was an excellent damn movie. Yeah. My number four. I would probably go buy this actor one of my favorite movies he's ever done. And I still love it now. I've watched it more times than I can count.
Speaker: But Mr. Jim Carrey and Ace Ventura, the first one. Nice. It's by far my favorite. I think that's one of his best movies. I think I'll kind of give you that one. It is. It is funny. Think of it. Dan Marino asked if he's got gum, and he's like, yes, I do. Thanks for asking.
Speaker: Another one of those movies you can't you couldn't have anybody else do that
Speaker: No. Well, a lot of his movies are like that. It's just because of the actor that he is. His style, not only his comedy, but his physical comedy that he does as well, without necessarily
Speaker: You know like some comics like like Chris Farley that's He wasn't that funny, but because he was his because I really animated Yeah, like throwing himself through the walls or like when he put on David spades coat is something that Chris Farley used to do to David spade that's what it was worked at SNL and
Speaker: David Spade be having a shitty day come in and like hey David Come here. I want to show you something. He's like I swear to God if it's fat guy in a little coat I'm gonna punch you in the face. Yeah, and he turned around and and father's in there going fat guy Y 'all sick, but the funniest part of that fucking of Chris Farley's career is in Tommy boy when he
Speaker: Dave's made an oxymoron in his housekeeping joke. Holy shit. No. What was funny was it was a Tommy boy where his dad or whatever owned the auto parts store. And he was explaining the brakes to that guy. Oh my god.
Speaker: With our brakes, you're cruising along, cruising along. You're riding along, you're riding along. You're going to kick tired and run, run, run. Whoa. That was close. Now let's see what happens when you try the other guy's brakes. The other guy's not going to work because that's how. So my number five.
Speaker: And now I want to watch that movie. I want to see if it's on Sunday. I'm going to watch it tonight or tomorrow. The Monty Python. And the search for the holy drink. Because that shit is still functioning. It's just a flesh wound. Yes, exactly. I have the backpack.
Speaker: We need a shrubbery. Shit. There's a dangerous beast that is some fangs and it's a fun rat. That's a funny rabbit. Damn, for not having a list, I pulled 12 movies out of my ass.
Speaker: I did the same thing last night. I got some backups that are, I got one that's so, one of my backups is so far in left field that I don't think anybody's ever heard of it. So I never, I didn't think it was gonna be pretty rough, but I gotta take it. I know we've spoken on this movie before, so if it does not qualify, I could take that, but no.
Speaker: this is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen maybe you should go back to being a guest now that we told him like he's a full -time real cocky real arrogant real full of himself you know I'm talking yeah I was over here whispering so you can't hear us talk about him so yeah
Speaker: Anyways, what was your number five Tony? One of the best movies ever made. One of the best remakes ever made. Adam Sandler. Chris Rock. Bob Sapp. Michael Irvin. Bill Goldberg. The Longest Yard. If you didn't laugh, something's wrong with you.
Speaker: i would say that it was a really good movie i did have some funny parts the the chris rock star as all the black to come out of the one of the best scenes ever because he's like they they just fucking uh... i don't know just popped her list as well one ice cold in the pulley dynamite
Speaker: confirm which pink panther yes you want the original or you want the Steve Martin remake because the Steve Martin remake was a piece of shit but the original was genius Peter Sillis
Speaker: I'm just gonna write I'm just gonna write down her list and then I'll kind of I'll throw I'll throw it in She said no, I was gonna read it when we read when we read everybody else There's a bunch of multi pythons as well. Are you talking Holy Grail? Are you talking life of Brian? Meaning of life and what's the other one and meaning life to
Speaker: So Chris, you got a number five when you're done there? The holy grail. Okay, she's holy grailing. What was the pink panther? Pink panther was the original? The original, correct. Which I had my son, I watched with my son the other day because he wanted to see it because it's on Prime. And then she had holy grail. We were rolling. Them fucking original Peter Sellers. Peter Sellers was a goddamn genius and he doesn't give enough love.
Speaker: You guys are making it very hard for me. That's why we say email. My number five. I'm going to go ahead and mark that one off because it was on Eleanor's list.
Speaker: I'm going to have to go with a classic. Hey, what's going on, Cameron? Cameron, you guys got time to get your list in if you want to. Top five comedy movies of all time. A personal favorite of mine and yours, Jeffrey. Not only mine and yours, but our entire class in school.
Speaker: I was debating between water boy or or big daddy but I
Speaker: That's where I got it, Eleanor. The Big Daddy, it came out at the perfect time for all of us to just fall in love with it. And I remember my dad bought the VHS at a gas station. A Big Daddy. Wow. And we wore that fucker out between him and I.
Speaker: Well, it was this. He didn't know what it was. And I didn't either. It just, it just came out or something like that. And we watched it and he, we fucking. That was a, that was a class favorite. Like our building trades class, that was a class favorite. And like I said, not a day went by. A quote didn't come out. Or somebody would take a shit and scream from the locker room, I wipe my own ass. Well, on top of that, not a day went by where a scene wasn't acted out.
Speaker: yeah that too especially the fish pony hippopotamus yeah i just got seven more movies on my mind but uh my backups i have johnny dangerously yes with michael keaton the burbs with uh tom hanks license to drive with corry hane and corry felton
Speaker: Encino man with Polly Shore and nice Hey Encino is from South Park. Basically ball was awkward my backups Lock room their dicks are flopping around because I suppose the dicks are dragging on the ground fucking hilarious I had naked gun one into nice. I had foolish Eddie Griffin We don't have any I had Friday after next I
Speaker: There's something about Mary and undercover brother. You got lucky. I meant to throw that motherfucker. Undercover brother. And, and, and, uh, well, Tony, you know who Heather Graham is, right? I know his name. Heather Graham. She, she was the prostitute in a hangover. I don't know every prostitute. No, in the movie hangover. Oh, okay. Sorry.
Speaker: She was the prostitute. He only knows the house prostitute. That was her baby. Her first movie was licensed to drive with Corey Haim and Corey Feldman. Yeah, Tim, I had a naked gun. It just goes bad. You got to talk to him. I had naked gun on my backups, too. I had naked gun, Blues Brothers, Step Brothers, Waterboy. There's something about Mary and when Harry met Sally.
Speaker: But I had naked gun all the time. As far as Adam Sandler movies, my favorite one of his right now is pretty much little Nikki. That shit was hilarious. Yeah, I love it. I was telling Jody about that. I love Grown Ups. I think Grown Ups is one of the funniest movies he's done because it's literally how the three of us would act brought all three families together. Tell me. Well, that's what I was telling Jody earlier today because we were talking about her list and
Speaker: Like, Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell's good in doses. But he's real hit and miss. Adam Sandler's the same way with me. I like Adam Sandler, and he's funny. What's going on, Tony? Smith was good. But I'm not going to be one of those people and go, oh my god, every movie he does is hilarious. Because he's got something like this. No, you know, like, punch, draw, glove. I could, I've still yet to finish it. And Spanglish was a big piece of shit. Wayne's World, that's a good pull, or crooked. It was on my backups. That's a good pull.
Speaker: But roll it into the, rolling into the - Who you know what I just thought of that we didn't think of? Austin Powers. I just didn't put it in. Austin Powers, he had funny moments. The first one was really good. I think I'm going to go with gold never on him. I don't know, I love the fat bastard character.
Speaker: Happy Gilmore was awesome. Like I didn't really everybody loves Billy Madison, but I wasn't a big happy Gilmore was fucking awesome. Happy Gilmore was genius. That was classic But probably have a Billy Madison he plays he plays such an ass that you just want to punch him in the face Don't grow the fuck up
Speaker: and Big Daddy was one of his best movies. I thought it was pretty, pretty... Big Daddy had a strong message in it. Seriously, that movie, I swear to God, had provided Chris, Chris and I with hours upon hours of laughter. And not even watching the movie, just talking about it. The fact that that little boy almost got taken away, I almost cried. That's one of your movies over there. Oh yeah, well that was a good thing, I think it was. But uh, we'll jump into the... What if I were you and it is?
Speaker: Yeah, Jim Carrey is the exact same way John.
Speaker: Cause like a lot of people like me myself, yeah, liar liar was hilarious. Like me myself and Irene, I didn't care for. And you know what? I don't like it, but I'm going to say something that's probably going to upset some people and hurt some feelings. Shocker. Dumb and dumber was a fucking stupid movie.
Speaker: All of them. This is stupid. Jim Carrey can go dark, and it is scary when he goes dark, Eleanor, because he is so good. I think I got a good, Robin Williams on Mrs. Doubtfire, his props too, because he played that character.
Speaker: We'll go ahead and we'll go ahead and hit the chatters box list here that we have. Obviously we got Satan John in the chatters set his in the chatters box. He had caddy shack. Fast time at Ridgemont High, American Pie, Grandma's Boy and Animal House.
Speaker: Eleanor had Shaun of the Dead, Napoleon Dynamite, Birdcage, the original Pink Panther, and Monty Python's Holy Grail. Eleanor, real quick, that Birdcage, is that the original? Or the Rob Williams? There was a remake, you're correct. There was a remake. Yeah, the original stars, I think it's Peter Sellers. I could be wrong about that. I'm not sure.
Speaker: I mean when you say the birdcage that's what I think of but the original was made in like 62? That was funny too. I love when he beat his own ass in the bathroom too. Oh my god. Get in my ass! Do you mind? The pin is... Oh my god. You know what? You have to have a man. He is a bit of an ass.
Speaker: But fighting with a pen, that's cinematic gold. I don't know. Yeah, that was awesome. Then we got, and I've already started them for you, Jeff, so far in the email, we got Jodi's picks. Jodi had the Hangover one, Beverly Hills Cop one, National Lampoon's Vacation, the original with Chevy Chase, not the remake that they did. Okay.
Speaker: She's got horrible bosses nice And her last pic and this is one that she was kind of worried about but I love the movie she does too And it has one of our favorite actors in it Jeffrey, but raising, Arizona with Nick Cage. That is a fucking hilarious movie Interesting concept And then you and Jody because wasn't the main character like Nick Cage was criminal She was a cop
Speaker: I mean, Chris, not saying you're a criminal, but seriously, by looking at you, it could go either way. Tell me I'm wrong. Go ahead. Call me a liar. You say I look like a criminal. Are you profiling me? Welcome to my world.
Speaker: GLM, Glicklives Matter, damn it. Yeah, well, I'm just saying. Well, you know, technically you are a criminal. Walmart is still looking for you, first of all. No, they're not. We hash that out. I gave them your exact location. We're good. I snitched your ass out. Nice. And Tim Conrad hit us up in the email for his list. He's got Caddyshack, the Big Lebowski, airplane.
Speaker: Tim had dumb and dumber number four I hated those movies I was not a fan of them
Speaker: I won't say I hated him, but I mean there was a couple parts that made you laugh out loud. Jeff Daniels sitting on the toilet with diarrhea is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. Okay, better duo. Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels, Will Ferrell, or Thomas C. Riley, not Thomas C. Riley, what's his name? Yeah, I know who you're talking about. The guy who plays the Step Brothers with him and Ricky Bobby and... Yeah, I know, I gotta go with Jeff Daniels and...
Speaker: Bring the black guy in So some diversity David Spade is funny with anybody you put him with because David Spade is fucking hilarious Dude I don't know if you guys have seen But Farley and Spade were awesome What's it's called Joe dirt
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Who's funny, but I'm gonna take having a Costello. That wasn't one of the options. Oh, sorry. We'll spend for Martin Lawrence.
Speaker: Mr. Joe Deertay, that's some funny shit. Fuckin' what's her name? Jamie, what's, Jamie, uh... What's your name? I'm your sister, that's funny as shit. Life's a garden, dig it. If I thought, if you thought I was your sister. I'm your sister, I'm your sister. She was in, uh, she was also played basically the same
Speaker: type of character in Joe Dirt, or not in Joe Dirt, but my name is Earl. My name is Earl. Jamie Presley. Jamie Presley, yeah. She's funny and not another teen movie as well. I might have to watch that movie again one day. I just remember my first impression was it was excellent.
Speaker: Oh, it was funny as hell. It, it, it literally hit something. James got a gun. Oh my God. James got a gun. Chris Wine, Chris Wine fucking singing that song like, like fucking, uh, uh, old joker fucking cracked me up. And you forget that that's fucking Captain America running around with a whipped cream bikini on.
Speaker: while you're looking at America's ass. I don't want your wife. Tim, I was thinking about Bad Santa. Bad Santa and Jackass are also two funny ass movies. The original Jackass was funny. They're all funny, but the Jackass movies are all funny.
Speaker: Thanks bud. Bad Santa. Holy shit. That is a hell of a pull. That movie is fucking hilarious. Bad grandpa. Bad grandpa was funny as shit too. Oh my god. The problem I have with bad grandpa, it was, there were certain parts that was just like, a little too far. But having that little boy jump up there and having that boy jump up there and dressed as a girl and stripping and throwing dollar bills.
Speaker: I like to die. Then he almost got beat up at the other place. He had to tell who was making the movie.
Speaker: I was on the floor, I said, what is wrong with you? Look at this motherfucker take his grandson. I'll tell you what. You gotta hand it to old Johnny Knoxville, man. He's been out there, but he's fucked me. He actually did really excellent in him and Sean William Scott in Duke's Hazard. Wasn't the greatest Duke's Hazard movie, but it was actually pretty good. Yeah. All right, Glue's got to get this top 10. Come on.
Speaker: Yeah. I gotta get to my top 10. Unless I got 20 minutes before the break. Fucking rushing me for it. I ain't got time to go into the top 10.
Speaker: Fucking rushing me for fucking rushing you just want to fucking do is I'm trying to give you a fucking time to do it I have time to do it. That's my show. It'll go as long as I want it to go But David Spade and Chris Farley in Black Sheep and Tommy Voight Those two movies Black Sheep and Tommy Voight
Speaker: It's harder to determine which one I like better. They did love those movies. People love those movies. They're both good movies. Well, Chris Farley is amazing in anything. And he was taken way too soon, because he was a funny motherfucker. That's what Chris Farley said. And I still contest that what's -his -name, the fat guy from grown -ups, he had to know to show The King and Queen. Kevin James? Kevin James. If Chris Farley was alive, Kevin James would not have as big of a career as he was.
Speaker: He but you but that's the thing like he already had a career before he fell into the Adam Sandler play He already had a career and he was already successful would have stayed at King of Queens He would not know he already had movies and stuff like that He was already in movies and shit before he got into the Adam Sandler clip So yeah, he had no problem, you know, I mean that's but
Speaker: You know what, we didn't see from Chris Farley. It's not like he's super successful, I think. From Chris Farley. What we didn't see from Chris Farley was that man had range. Because if you watched Tommy Boy... Porky's was great. I remember watching that as a kid. And she's talking about his dad dying. I should not have been watching that as a kid. I was not talking about his dad dying.
Speaker: I was not going to go there. Chris Farley. Chris Farley when he's talking to his talking to his love interest about his dad dying, he gives a look where he's like, yeah, he was he was great. And he gives us he pauses and gives us look. And you could tell that that man had way more in the tank when it came to range. Oh, he had plenty. He had plenty of time. Like that's what killed him. Amazing in a dramatic role. What do you say he passed?
Speaker: I don't know if he would've, like I said, comedy -wise, I mean, yeah, he was funny, but he wasn't that funny. I mean, what made him funny? And what, like, really, for me, what pushed you there was his physical comedy. Take that away from me. Oh, yeah, of course. Then he's just another one of Adam Sandler's friends. Right. Agreed. But to this day, the funniest SNL sketch is Adam Sandler singing Lunch Lady, and then fucking Chris Farley dressed as the lunch lady, fucking cracks me up. To this day. Fucking hilarious.
Speaker: Okay from the old days of Eddie Murphy and them to me oh yeah after Adam Sandler and actually lifted but
Speaker: I'm sorry. I mean, it's Dan Aykroyd, Steve Martin, Roseanne Rosanna, Dan and Gilbert Garfield and all of them, they were fucking riots back then. No, I'm sorry. Back in the day, there's a sketch from SNL. To the mid -90s, where amazing for SNLs. Like the late 90s, it started to kind of... Richard Pryor.
Speaker: Oh, Jesus. Richard Pryor, Chevy Chase, going over racial slurs? Of course that's your favorite one, Jeff. No. I'm sorry, but it's a query. Go ahead and quote the skit. I know you want to. Yeah, go ahead and do it. I know you want to. OK. Oh, no. What does Chevy Chase say? What do you say? All right. I know you want to say it. Just say it, Jeffrey. Come on, dude. Say it. Tony, what's that word? I love that people. They'll keep playing with me.
Speaker: Now now we know who who's keep the gay away is it's Jeff Norm McDonald is turd Ferguson on jeopardy killed me. Norm McDonald. Yes was a fucking hilarious I don't care what everybody says. Norm. McDonald killed me with his dry sense of humor. Oh, yeah Oh my god, holy shit
Speaker: That celebrity Japanese sketch that they did. Who was it that played Sean Connery? Was that Feral? Was it Wolf Feral? No, Wolf Feral played Dallas. We're back.
Speaker: Yeah, he was Alex Trebek. Who was it that played Sean Connery? I don't know. Who the hell tried to play Sean Connery? You know how they did the pull off? It was funny. Oh, no. The dude did it good. I'll take the rapist for eight others. And it's funny. I mean, you didn't put it in celebrity Japanese, SNL. Your mother's a whore, Trebek. It's all down that rabbit hole, Tony. Because I swear to God, you will come out with piss stains all over you because you'll be laughing so hard. You will piss yourself laughing. You got to maybe laugh harder than South Park. I don't know who does. South Park is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen in my fucking life. Which one? South Park. Wow.
Speaker: That was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen in my life. Although Team America World Police was so funny. Didn't beat the South Park movie, sorry. America! Fuck yeah! That movie, I had to walk out of the theater and take a break because my stomach was killing me so bad. Saturday Night Live, Celebrity Jeopardy, who played Sean Connery? Oh fuck you. Shut up. Sean Connery on Saturday Night Live. They're just going to bring him up for Sean Connery.
Speaker: Look, he was played by Daryl Hammond. Oh yeah, Daryl, yeah. Yeah. Oh, he was fucking hilarious. And he plays like the biggest fucking dumbest fucking retarded version of Sean Connery. He's an ass. He just, for some reason, hates Alex Trebek and he's always fucking with him. He's like, I don't know, Alex. Maybe if I was on the card.
Speaker: Your mother's a whore, Trebek. At the final Jeopardy, they write down their answer. He's like, Alex Trebek's mom's a whore was his answer. And they cross out and go, what is Alex Trebek's mom's a whore?
Speaker: I'll take anal bum cover. There's like the therapist and he was like, I'll take the rapist. He was like, he was always mispronouncing the, the, uh, categories. And he would give it the worst, most fucked up thing. And then Will Ferrell as Alex correct go, do you mean?
Speaker: Bumper covers? He's like, yes, ain't no covers. That shit's hilarious. Ain't no bumper covers. That was, uh... That telling any answer will keep the points. And they all have blank streets. Norm McDonald, though, as Burt Reynolds, was funny as fuck. Oh my god.
Speaker: Nor McDonald was fucking hilarious to me. I liked his dry sense of humor because he could deliver a line, dry as fucking it would be funny as hell. Well, didn't he do, like, him doing, was it the news? Yeah, he was on Weekend Update. Yeah, Weekend Update. Like, some of the stories that they do to keep a straight face on, Jesus.
Speaker: But one of the funniest things I find on YouTube when it comes to Saturday Night Live is when people break and they try to break characters and start laughing. Oh yeah, you want that. You want that. That has to happen. When they do the news stories, they be breaking character.
Speaker: and no, no, no, no. I'm talking about in skits, the skit where it's the hot tub. Well, Will Ferrell plays the, he's a big hairy guy and, and, and Jimmy Fallon's in the hot tub with him and they just keep losing it. And Will Ferrell does not break, but once Will Ferrell is probably one of the hardest dudes to break. Yes. Will Ferrell.
Speaker: More cowbell Jesus Christ him wearing that fucking belly shirt He was killing everybody in that he was killing everybody in that skit. Oh, they were losing it I need a Walk -in was losing it too, and it was so funny to watch it walking is a funny motherfucker and He doesn't get his comedy love
Speaker: enough. Christopher Walken. Yeah, Christopher Walken is a fun motherfucker. Oh hell yeah. He's funny as hell, but he was typecasted and he's so good as the bad guy or a scary guy or just because he has that look and the way he talks. But he is funny as hell. I think you got to see that lighter side of him.
Speaker: one of the first times you got not the fuzz but one of the one of the first times was when he did that fat boy slim video and he was dancing that is a fucking genius thing that he dances through that whole thing Fallon was the absolute best when Fallon would lose his shit on Saturday Night Live was probably one of my favorites because he could not get he could not get it back
Speaker: Jimmy Fallon would lose his shit. He could not get it back. Have you ever seen the Harry Potter skit that has Lindsay Lohan as Hermione? They were like hitting on her and shit like that. Well, no, it's like they come back from summer and they're like, wow, Hermione, you look different. They're fucking tits are basically hanging out. It's like we went away and you were so young and now you're... You're chore.
Speaker: I would probably say as far as Saturday night alumni some SNL's alumni's go Jimmy Fallon is one of my favorites. Yeah, I like watching his He's a funny guy He's talented as hell and the shit that him and him and Justin Timberlake because they have a true friendship The shit that they do
Speaker: Well, and it's not only that, but the skits that they would do together and then when they're together, like on his show or just period, some of the funniest fucking shit that you see. Oh, yeah. Eleanor Fallon is one of the, he was a, he was a, he was a rare Jim that SNL discovered. You know, you have a handful of Eddie Murphy and, you know, and stuff like that. Cause I think a lot of people were, that are, that are forgettable.
Speaker: Like, completely forget him. Yeah, go back and look at the cast. And you're actually like, where do I know this guy from? And somebody's like, oh, he's on Saturday Night Live. Really? Well, unfortunately, Darryl Hammond was one of those guys. Yeah. Can you imagine? Yeah, exactly. I mean, if they ever had a reunion, they all made their own movie. How good would it be? Well, the thing is, the thing is, apparently, the behind the scenes of Saturday Night Live is fucking cut throat. Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cut throat. Like, they don't fuck around.
Speaker: Well you have your friendships here. Jim Brewer. Jim Brewer talked about it on Joe Rogan. About how he got out of Saturday Night Live because it was just too fucking brutal. Well what's his face? Chris Kattan has talked about it too. He's been on it too. And Chris Kattan was on SNL for a long time and he's talked about it since he's left. You know a lot of times you know how just
Speaker: You had your groups or your clicks or whatever and if you didn't get in with them or if you said something wrong or whatever they would You wouldn't get skids. Yeah So anyways You guys shouldn't got out quick Brewer got out quick and hurt you Jim Brewer's funny to sell
Speaker: But Jim Brewer is actually doing his own thing. He's doing stand -up and stuff. But he was, you know, him and half Baker's genius. And he got out of FSL because he said it was just the most toxic work environment ever. Everybody out for self.
Speaker: Well, and to this day, it carries a stigma on people like Chevy Chase. Chevy Chase is one of the most hated men in Hollywood. Yeah, but look at Brewer's career, though. He is extremely successful. I mean, he's an extremely successful stand -up comedian. He went on a whole world tour with Metallica. He was their opening show.
Speaker: It was Jim Brewer and they did like a whole they had a whole thing where they got the audience involved and it was like a game show and he's talking about how when James Headfield because he's good friends with all those guys and he's a big metal head, too So he's like, you know when Headfield came to him and told him what they wanted to do and Brewer was like, this is a Metallica world tour and you want me to open for you guys and you want me to do what you do a game show with the Yeah
Speaker: Like it's funny as hell, but he's you know his movie career. Yeah, you can call it a bust you know But he's at the end of the day. He's still super successful Yeah, he's not he's not hurting for money in any way shape or form and he's and he's loving life like he is
Speaker: He doesn't have any complaints. He loves what he's doing and the opportunities that he has. And like I said, him being a metalhead, he gets to do tours and shows where some of his favorite rock bands of all time. So, I mean, you know, he's a kid as a kid, he's talked about when he was younger. He was a huge fan of Judas Priest and getting to getting to work with Judas Priest and stuff like that was amazing and being a huge Metallica fan and he's on fucking a world tour with Metallica. So, you know, there's.
Speaker: he was he was talking like I you know when people like that show up on on Joe Rogan and stuff like that I'm in I gotta listen to what they have to say and he was talking about SL and he said it was just the most toxic thing he's ever been a part of and they couldn't pay him enough to go back that's not good they don't have enough money and and
Speaker: On top of that, if you couldn't tell somebody your idea, because they'd steal it. Yes, I could see that already. And it's like, fuck that. I mean, I'd have been kicked off a long time, because if you steal my shit, I'm going to beat your ass. Don't tell nobody nothing, just do it. Yeah, exactly. Well, I mean, you basically have to go to Lauren Michaels and be like, hey, look, I want to do this.
Speaker: then bring in somebody else to be like, hey, I want you to play this part in this skit. Yeah. And, and nobody tells you that when you start, they just say, go write something. But with that being said, let's get a little change of subject. Let's go ahead and take a real quick break. Speaking of, uh, rock music, rock bands, quote unquote, metal heads. I got a, got a little cover here. We've played it once before. I know we have, uh, ACDC,
Speaker: BlacktopMojo, if you guys don't know who they are, check them out everywhere you stream music and on all social media, at BlacktopMojo. For those about to rock, an AC Daisy cover, Daisy cover, with Matt James and a young lady who absolutely kills it on the guitar, I'm stalling because I'm trying to wait for her name to scroll by so I can tell you what her name is, Allie Venable. Venable.
Speaker: Check her out too, but we'll be right back here in just a few minutes. It's gonna be a little bit longer break than normal, but enjoy a little ACDC. What's going on? Jay, bitch ass. Future microphones, gentlemen.
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Speaker: Apparently Jay's in the golden showers again. He was asking about pee -pee breaks. So... Jay's on one. But, what say you? We have the mentality. Why am I explaining myself to Jay? I don't know. I'm wondering.
Speaker: But we are back, we are in the third hour. Let's go ahead and just jump right on into the news, shall we boys? What do you think? Yes. We gotta get our intro here. Because it makes Tony's G -line grow. I'm gonna tell you a couple of stories.
Speaker: So listen to this, listen to this. Okay, listen. Then there's something wrong with you. You're certainly not very good. You should be nice to Tony, Mr. Trump. That's right. Just because he doesn't like you. I don't trust him. Tiffany. No, I told you last time it's Tony.
Speaker: You said you want me to get you a beer, Mr. Trump? It might lighten you up, loosen you up a little bit. You probably like Tony a little better. I don't drink. What? Pussy got out of my house. Well, I've never had alcohol. No, but you knew who I was. I've had a lot of alcohol. Your kids. Dealing with you. I like you, but if you was my dad, I'd be drunk a lot.
Speaker: It's better than our current president whose son's a crackhead. But anyways, so I was going to, I was going to tell you. I'm not taking that beat. I'm not taking that beat. I'm not taking my big. Oh, you tried to set me up. I saw it. I didn't. Did I tell you guys, did we get to news Wednesday? No, we didn't get to news Wednesday because Tony lost his mind. So, uh,
Speaker: In the NBA, during the play -in games, the playoff play -in games, between the Minnesota Timberwolves and the Los Angeles Clippers, an animal rights activist ran onto the court and tried to glue her hand to the court in protest. Animal rights... What does animal rights have to do with basketball? That's my question.
Speaker: Oh my God. No, come on. What's the name of the teams? Animal rights activists really, they don't have any, let me see what the story says here. An animal rights activist tried to glue herself to the court during the second corner of the playing game between the Minnesota Timberwolves and the Los Angeles Clippers. It all went down at Target Center in Minneapolis. The game was momentarily stopped due to the woman's stunt and she was escorted away by security. It doesn't say what she was,
Speaker: It appears that the person who glued themselves to the court is activist, Alicia Sontoro. I super glued down to the basketball court to bring attention to the mass killing of chickens at Glenn Taylor's factory farm using VSD. Alicia said, or she wrote on her Twitter shortly after she was released from police custody, I'm assuming. Not the animals I was thinking about, but go ahead.
Speaker: Uh, Glenn Taylor is a businessman and former member of the Minnesota Senate who is a majority owner of the Timberwolves. So this guy owns a chicken farm who's a majority owner of the Timberwolves and that's what she was protesting. Uh, direct action everywhere. Organization detailed the reasoning behind the protest. Tuesday's Tuesday morning's release of troubling footage from the Timberwolves owners, Glenn Taylor's factory egg farm.
Speaker: has been
Speaker: What they, you know, what they had to do because of a outbreak, they put down a bunch of chickens and this lady was losing her fucking mind. Why are we long live James Crypto, did he? Is he being deported? He left Haps. But he didn't leave Haps. He's in here in a different name, isn't he? Pretty much. Isn't that James? That's the assumption. That's the assumption. Long story. Finish the news. I'll save you the drama.
Speaker: Well, that's, that's news. Okay. Yeah. Why does it matter if you left Haps? Haps is going away. Yeah. What? You left before it went away. Who the hell cares? If it wasn't for this podcast, I would have went away a long time ago. Fucking app in general is trash. But in other news, a dad claims grocery store workers attacked him after he complained about the checkout line.
Speaker: California father John Valencia claimed that he was assaulted by workers at a grocery store. Workers at the grocery store after he complained about the store's long line, a California man accused workers at a grocery store of dragging him into a closet and delivering punishing blows.
Speaker: Sounds like they were going to rape him, not beat him down. I'm glad he did. I'm glad he did. But the jacket went to a closet, delivering punishing blows after he complained about the long line at the register. John Valencia, father of seven, told Fox 13 he went to Statter Brothers on East Baseline Street in San Bernido, San Bernido, Bernat, Bernido.
Speaker: To buy some coffee and cream or about eight o 'clock in the morning on Wednesday. That'll wake you up go get coffee and get your ass beat Nothing says good morning like waking up with a Nike in your ass But boys, yeah
Speaker: The line, the line, Wednesday, the line to only open register was long. So Valencia asked a manager if another checkout line could be open, but was ignored. He said, then I just went and got in line. I was like, well, thank you. You know, great customer service. So he's being a smart ass. Sounds like he got what he deserved. No, but I mean, at the end of the day, if there's, if there's 43 people and they only have one line open. Have you ever gone to Walmart?
Speaker: Yeah. You have 7 ,000 people in two lines open. Yeah. At any Walmart at any given time across the country. Oh no. Uh, he said at no time I was being aggressive, at no time I was being loud, no time I was threatening him in any, in any way. Valencia said that when the manager still became upset with him, I was trying to tell him, uh, you know, bro, calm down. Just ask you to open another lane.
Speaker: But the manager allegedly didn't take too kindly to the comments. Valencia said he was suddenly grabbed and tossed into his store closet and assaulted. I want to work at that store. I want to be that guy. I want to be that guy because A, I'm going back to the sporting goods store after they let me out. I'm getting a bat.
Speaker: You know, most stores the saying is the motto is the customer is always right. And Stanner Brothers, the customer, fuck the customer. Get out of there. Yeah. He said other employees came and I can remember it was like they had me on the ground. I've seen them trying to close the door and I was trying to kick the door open so they didn't close it. And they grabbed my legs, pulled them up. So I was like, he's about to get raped. Yeah. See, see, see.
Speaker: I'm just saying, I've seen Oz, I know what happens. Two of them started beating on me, then they started kicking my face and stomping on my back and stomping on my head while holding me down, Valencia said, adding that someone finally said, let him up. A witness, this is the thing that kills me. This is the world we live in. You see this happen.
Speaker: My first instinct is, that's fucked up, let me go help him. But in the world we live in, what is everybody's first instinct? The witness took out her cell phone and proceeded to record it. Yeah, if it ain't on the gram, it's a scam. He said that he, Valencia said he called the cops after the beat down.
Speaker: Uh, it was terrifying to get the phone call from him. Uh, Lacey, his wife said, adding, she could not believe that the woman who filmed part of the alleged incident was the only person to do anything at that. She didn't do anything. I watched the video. She's recording it and she's like, Oh my God, stop kicking his ass. Kick his ass. This is going to be great. I'm going to go viral. That's evidence right there. And that's going to get him a huge settlement.
Speaker: Well, depending on how big the store is. Valencia said that he wanted the people involved arrested. They shouldn't be working, they shouldn't be anywhere. They should be locked in a cage. And that Statter's Brothers is not a safe environment. He will no longer be shopping there. Valencia's lawyers claim the attack was completely unprovoked.
Speaker: This wasn't a situation that called for violence of any kind. There's absolutely nothing that Valencia did to warrant that type of response from an employee of the store. In a statement, the business said it was conducting an internal investigation of the incident and was unable to comment it any further at this time. So watch your fucking mouth when you're in the store. I guess. Catch a fucking ass whooping.
Speaker: The definition of fuck around and find out right there. Pretty fucking much. What'd it be on that one? Mm -hmm. Oh, I had some other stuff. And I'm trying to find the story. Keep it up as long as you're doing it right, okay? Yeah. There you go.
Speaker: What up, I don't know. I'm scrolling through some news stories too, just so you know. Yeah. Yeah. That's fucked up. I guarantee you, that dude's going to get, like, he's not going to have to worry about shopping at a place anymore, because he's going to hone it. White woman slaps a cop in the face and bites him, but then plays the victim. Fucking white people. Jesus. Well, didn't that happen a while back?
Speaker: this appear now okay there is the uh... the uh... south african navy has themselves a little bit of a situation uh... in the country's largest naval base in simon's town has been under siege dozens
Speaker: of primates have seized the corner of the barracks from which they are stealing from the Navy's kitchens as well as nearby restaurants and homes. So what does the South African Navy decide to do to wage war against their baboons? They feed them.
Speaker: Shopkeepers in the area say baboons pinching fruit and biscuits as a daily occurrence and residents have been described or have described being imprisoned in their own homes by the animals. Robert D boss who resides in the town told South Africa Sunday Times newspaper, even through the middle of summer, you don't open the windows to get fresh air because you may find a baboon sitting in your bed the next morning. That's fucked up. Well, just screens. Yes. Right.
Speaker: Well, in order to combat these fucking baboons, the South African Navy has started shooting them with fucking paintball guns. Nice! When they take a double thrower back at you, I don't want to hit it. I'm sorry, I would find some kind of twisted enjoyment in shooting a baboon with a paintball gun. I would too. I want to see it, let me read it. Take that Rafiki!
Speaker: Yeah, that's right! What is the matter? Is this the bust? Does it hurt? Yes. It's a bad moment. They will throw shit back at you. Keep playing. How primates throw shit back at you. There are people on this planet that will throw shit at you. It's been in the news. Usually four Idians. Four Idians. Yeah, I was gonna say. I'll fight a baboon too. Silverback Glick will fight a baboon. I beat the brakes off a baboon.
Speaker: Them fuckers are wily, though, man. Some animals you just don't want to fuck with. Get out the house. Who? Jamie's house. Who are you telling to get out of the house? Jamie's. No, he's a dangerous society. He needs to stay in his house. Danger to myself, too. In other news, ladies, you animals,
Speaker: Apparently women snore more loudly than men. That is true. Depends on a woman. And will deny the shit out of it. Women are worse snores than men, and they're more likely to keep their husbands away or their partners away. I don't know what's the story there for me, but I'm actually pretty bad at my damn self. I ain't gonna lie. No, I'm the same. I snore. I snore. I snore loud.
Speaker: But I've known some chicks that can wake the fucking dead. I do too. I know a couple. It's like sleeping next to a goddamn chainsaw. I'm not going to name names. More men complain that they are kept awake by their partners and estimate that female snores reach 80 decibels.
Speaker: Jesus! That's a lot. Similar to the noise made by a vacuum cleaner. Yeah. No, we deep in the vacuum cleaners. Women gauge the male partner's racket at just 70 decibels, the same as flushing a toilet. Jay, have you gotten your mazes weak? Why do you entertain that fool?
Speaker: Three out of ten men say that they are regularly kept awake by snoring from their loved one compared to two in ten women. What's your exit truck driver? I got my meds. I had a little tape like that when I'm on my mind. We've seen your meds, Tony. You haven't seen all of them, trust me.
Speaker: I take six pills a night. Good God. It's because you're fucking old. It's not VA. Damn right, VA. I don't know if I got to this story or not either. You don't get brought in on the broadcast. Let me tell you this shit. You gotta wait till afterwards. Yeah. Yeah. You know it's the podcast. Did I, did I, did I give you guys the story about bearded men being more attractive than clean shaven men?
Speaker: Yes. I heard the stereotype, yes. We can do a survey if you want, we can do a poll. Sure, sure, do a poll. I've got to hurt your fucking feelings. You can't even use the black card in your favor in this situation. Son, I got 150 women that'll vouch for me, take your time. Oh? I've seen some of them. They might not be women. Yeah, but I have nothing to worry about, could they all?
Speaker: Yeah, they might not be. I've confirmed. Some of them might not be. Trust me. Some of them probably definitely weren't. You probably asked for that. Yeah, they're in the scars down there. I kept it. Just because you're bigger than them don't mean that they're any less than a man. The only big way they want me to be, trust me. I hear you. You and Mike have similar taste in women. It's sad. Yeah, but we can't win it.
Speaker: I was gonna say there's three guys in this podcast, two of them are in a relationship, one of them is not. You're right. By choice right now, by choice. That's what they all say, Tony. Let's take the time. Jeff is also only four foot 11 by choice. It's very important.
Speaker: What did Josie used to say that little midget from Kid Rock? 3 foot 9 with a 10 foot dick? That's right. R .I .P. Josie. Don't call me tripod for nothing. R .I .P. Josie. Oh my word.
Speaker: Nope, that's not what I wanted to do. I don't really have a... Why? Why? Why? Get in that top 10, that sounded interesting. Why? Alright, I'll call me Tripod. Really, dude? Jay, this Snapchat, he Snapchatted my beard on fire. Nice. But, yeah, I thought I had more news, but apparently I, um, closed out what I had. Like a jackass.
Speaker: See what's out there right now besides Putin West that's a good look for Tony What's that he's making pictures off this is yeah, he's doing the filter things so I do have a Do have a top ten for you guys like I said, we're gonna do I
Speaker: You can do 10 out of the 30, or you can do like 15. No, I'm gonna do... Yeah, we might do 15. We'll see. But we're... It's gonna be... This is gonna be a multi -part... A multi -part test. Or a multi -part test. So here's my fucking top 10. Stupid freaks. No, it's just like...
Speaker: A multi -part top 10. I have the top 10 actual sentences found in a patient's hospital chart. Nice. So, well there's 31 of them actually, so we'll see what we do. Maybe we'll do 15, maybe, and then we'll do the other 15 next Wednesday night.
Speaker: Yeah. But number 31, a patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities. Yeah. That's agreed. Large brown stool, ambulating in the hall. Wait, what? Large brown stool, ambulating in the hall. Nice.
Speaker: I don't know what ambulating means, but I don't either. I don't know. Shit in the hallway. Amber Heard's in the hallway is what he's doing. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen. And I agree. Number 29, the pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
Speaker: That's not good. That doesn't sound good at all. Number 27. Skin. Somewhat pale. What present? What present? She forms like a truck driver. Sing, John, sing. Yeah. I don't know. What if? I don't know.
Speaker: Number 26, the patient was to have bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead. Number 25, the lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
Speaker: I think it's supposed to be liver. It's supposed to be liver, yeah. Examination number 24, examination of the genitalia reveals that he has, he is circus -sized.
Speaker: I don't make the shit out of the animal. I don't make this. People make fun of my spelling. No, no, no. Number 23. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation. Number 22. I saw your patient today who is still under our car for physical therapy.
Speaker: It was supposed to be under our care. There's a lot of spelling grammars and grammar errors. Well, not only that, if you ever read a doctor's handwriting, it's always wrong. Yeah. Yes. Number 21. She stated that she has been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce. Yeah.
Speaker: There's so many ways you can go with that one. 200 pounds of shit and one signature. Number 20, rectal examination revealed a normal sized thyroid. I don't think that's how you, I'm not an expert and I'm not in the medical field, but I don't think that's how you check for the thyroid. Yeah. And then you have Jay who makes rectal examinations multiple times a week with his doctor.
Speaker: Yeah. Multiple fingers. Multiple fingers. At the same time. Multiple doctors, multiple fingers. I'm sorry, I have a rectal examination. Don't you want like the smallest doctor there is? Not really, because what if the smallest doctor there is has the largest hands ever? No, that's what I'm saying. Do you want a doctor that's got like baby hands?
Speaker: Yeah, like in Deadpool and Deadpool when he gets his hand cut off and it's growing bad. That's the doctor I want. That guy, he can do my rectal sound. Number 19, patient was alert and unresponsive. Number 18.
Speaker: Occasionally, constant and frequent headaches. There's a whole lot of fuckery right there. Okay, I'll be ready for you again, Jeff, because you look a little perplexed. Occasional, constant and frequent headaches. Yeah, make up for your mind. Yeah, right? Can I just say, it may sound a bit chauvinistic, but was the patient a woman?
Speaker: Number 17 was documented in a chart from Dr. Wild Bill. The skin was moist and dry. Moist and dry. Moist and dry. Moist and dry all at the same time. Hello, Jay. Number 16, while NER, she was examined, X -rayed, and sent home.
Speaker: Where do you find this stuff? Quick and to the point. Yeah, where do you find this stuff? Me? And last but not least for tonight, we're going to go ahead and wrap it up at number 15. She is numb from her toes. She is numb from her toes down. Wow. Like I said, where do you find this stuff?
Speaker: I had a list a couple of weeks ago. I can't find it either.
Speaker: You know, because I'm trying to like, you know, because you get by top day, you know, like I get pulled top 10s all day, like top 10 songs from the eighties, top 10 movie action movies from the, you know, ever, you know, I can do stuff like that, but I try to find something that's got a little bit of, you know, a little bit of funny to it. Maybe we even might have bring up gosh station or whatever, but we'll, we'll, we'll get to the last 14 Wednesday night.
Speaker: and our first show brought to you by StreamYard. I'm not going to lie, I've been trying to find new stories and even some stuff to add. When you do that top 10 list and see what else is out there, there really isn't that much out there that's worth a damn. It's hard to find. It's more the files of new shit. It is. No, exactly. And I have two websites that I use. And the one other website that I use, I accidentally closed out of it. Can't find it again. Because I have it saved on my browser.
Speaker: Right. And now I can't, yeah, I can't find it. There you go. Oh, there it is. Wait a minute, is that it? Because I had a thing with some cars I wanted to do a couple weeks ago. I did lose that. I know we talked about the Dave Chappella with your prior movies. Damn little something about that. Did you know the Honda Civic is the most stolen car in America? Yeah, but they raced with them. No, because they're so common, and they're so easy to break into. Because everybody knows how to work on them.
Speaker: Yeah. But they also do that. Ah, there it is. Goo lizard. Got it. There we go. Now I got it saved back in there. Goo lizard. Yeah. I mean, outside of the Will Smith shit, the Kanye West shit, Ukraine,
Speaker: UFC the draft. I mean a lot of people weren't excited about the draft even though it was a lot of the the draft You know, I got excited for the draft, but like, you know guys get excited for the draft because for their team Cleveland didn't make a Cleveland didn't have a first pick until the third round So the only thing I was excited about was Cleveland wasn't gonna piss me off in the first round this year
Speaker: or disappoint me in the first round. But it was a very defensive, heavy draft this year. I wonder what I can ask you. Go ahead, go ahead. So, you know, I thought your kids were leaving. No, that's the dog. Let's fucking shoot that goddamn dog and make tacos already. I'm about to. Let's fuck up. I'm a little jagged ass. But, you know, so,
Speaker: For some people, yeah, it probably was kind of a boring draft this year. I had other reasons. I was watching it. I was watching it for, obviously, Cleveland. But I also wanted to see where the University of Cincinnati guys went to. Obviously, I've been a fan of Cincinnati for a while. I was a big fan of their baseball back in the day when I was in high school. And I liked their football program as well. But Jodi's an alumni of UC. Who is she? She played soccer and stuff there.
Speaker: So, and then like I said, you know, one of her friends, which was a cop down there in Cincinnati, he, his son went to UC and he got drafted. So I was watching for that. I was, I was intently watching watch for him because she told me about him. And I was like, well, he's one of the top prospects. Were you really on her?
Speaker: Uh, but unfortunately he dropped, he dropped down, but, but unfortunately he dropped down, but fortunately he went to the giants and more than likely, like I told her, as long as he makes the preseason cuts and everything like that, he's going to probably be a starter for the giants because he's a linebacker.
Speaker: The Giants are hurting for defense, yeah. So he could very well be a starter. And his dad, his dad played in the NFL and before he retired and become a cop in Cincinnati. And Jody said that she thought his dad was drafted by the Giants too. So how cool is that? His dad was drafted by the Giants and then he got drafted by the Giants. So, you know? I'll say it, that's dope. Congratulations to her, you made it.
Speaker: See, see, that's what I'm talking about right there. That's what I'm talking about right there. What? It doesn't say he has no more. It says rich. Oh, so they're just, they sold it to another company. At Good Samaritan. What do you mean? That's the hospital she was born in in Cincinnati. Oh, okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. All right. Yeah. That's where Jody's born and raised that down there. So, uh, you know, so I was watching the draft for that because, you know, she had a personal connection to one of the guys in the draft.
Speaker: So that was that was kind of cool Honestly, I hope she's watching congratulations on your son getting drafted what the bullshit a millionaire child
Speaker: You did your job. Well, maybe, maybe, maybe a millionaire child. If he gets a half a million dollar contract, she's comfortable. Why? Who? Who would be? Because he's going to spoil her. You know that. Who? My son. Who's son? Did you say Jodie's son got drafted? No, my son. A friend of hers. Oh, a friend of hers. I'm sorry. I think he will. He wants to play at Michigan. They're Michigan fans. He wants to play for Michigan. I saw people die.
Speaker: He, that kid, I can, that kid can ball. Okay. You can ball out. He, she sent me some videos from a couple of years ago. I can't wait to go watch him play this year and continue to watch him play through high school and stuff because that he can ball out. He's a monster. So I think he'll go to a big college and he'll more likely get drafted. No, a friend of hers, he's a coppers in Cincinnati and her and him are friends. His son played at UC and football.
Speaker: I just got drafted into the NFL by the Giants. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm watching Jason and you at the same time. You got to feel you, because he's running the round behind me. So, no, Jody's friend, his son was just drafted today. He went in the sixth round. But he was projected to go higher. But like I said, had this been a normal draft year, he probably would have went really high, where they're drafting offensively heavy, drafting quarterbacks like crazy, wide receivers and whatnot.
Speaker: I don't think offensive players started getting drafted until the second round. Yeah. There might have been one or two in the first round. I had to double check, but... Are y 'all watching that fucking Johnny Dip court case, because... No, I'm not. Dude, you're doing too much. I'm loving it. You're cracking me up. We're not doing a podcast or anything, Jeff. We're not doing anything here.
Speaker: That shit cracks me up. Dude, just do your own thing. Be sure you don't want to - What are you talking about? You watching the Johnny Depp case over there right now. No, I'm not watching it now. I'm talking about Jay Williams is talking about - I'm not watching it now.
Speaker: But the whole thing, I'm not really watching it, but I'm hearing about it. It's a damn mess. That's the only thing, that's the biggest thing on the news. I haven't watched any of it. Like I said, I've seen some videos and stuff where people have made compilation videos or Johnny Depp just fucking with her attorneys. Because like I said, that's why I said earlier in the show. The attorneys are fucking retarded, I'm sorry. He has that confidence and that swag because he knows he didn't do anything wrong. He's in the right. He didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker: So. But he had the guy that worked for him, the Australian guy that worked for him, just tore her head. Go get my headphones. Hold on a second, y 'all. Go get my headphones. I got too used to it being quiet around here. I forgot you was back. Nice. Don't loud ass, Jason. No, he turned the TV up. He can't hear, but he want me to sit over here by him so he can turn the TV up. Yeah.
Speaker: I know you couldn't hear us while I sat over this. You could hear it. You don't want to watch the iPad. You want to watch television. Fatherhood. Fatherhood. Thank you. Bernie, what's going on? Where the white ones at? Where the white women at? Where the white women at? Where the white women at? Where them crack -ass headphones at? You know what? I'm going to watch that movie again. That movie's fucking hilarious.
Speaker: Oh, boys! They got have a nice day on their... Oh, shit! Chris, you played Red Dead Redemption. You played Red Dead Redemption, too. Tony, I saw something in that Red Dead Redemption. Well, I played it for a minute. I didn't play third. No, well, I'm going through it. Fuck you, Jay. Jeff hit somebody with a fuck you instead of somebody saying, fuck you, Jeff. I know, yeah. Fuck you.
Speaker: Just whiter than me. He's not a Mexican. You don't like this thing for like 60 blocks. He's whiter than me I'm fucking playing Red Dead, right? And you know how when you're riding through like you're going from town to town There's something that happens off the side. You can pull over see what's going on. There was a KKK meeting in it Where near you?
Speaker: No, on the fucking game! Like an actual KKK meeting? They were in hoods, standing around initiating a new guy, and then burned across. I killed them all. Because... On a video game. On a video game. I don't know if that's historically accurate. It's 1899. It's when the game takes place. But I was like, damn, that's fucked up! So I shot them. And then lit them on fire.
Speaker: I could've just been doing something totally different. Nah. I was just riding through town. Damn! What happened? Did you know the Illuminati started in 1776? Really? Yeah! In Germany. I did not know that. The Black Panther Party started in 66. The Aryan Brotherhood started in 64. And it started in San Quentin. In the prison.
Speaker: Look at this. In the fucking game. I wouldn't be buying it. I didn't know it was there. I just was riding by. It's because, you know, it takes place right after the Civil War has ended. Uh, yeah. The Klan, the Klan started, um, the Ku Klux Klan was founded December 24th. Merry Christmas, motherfuckers.
Speaker: Uh, December 24th, 1865 in Polanski, Tennessee. I did not know that. I thought that was something that came about in the sixties. Like the clan. Yeah. I thought it was like fifties. I just told you it was in 1865. But you said Tennessee. I thought it was in Indiana. I've heard they were in Indiana. Yes. Very huge. I have a very huge headquarters in Indiana. I've heard.
Speaker: But I didn't realize this is the game. I just got a new racehorse and I'm riding this horse from one town to another doing a mission. And I heard something going on. So I stopped my horse and I turned. And there's dudes and hoods. I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker: Founded in 1865, the Ku Klux Klan extended into almost every southern state by 1870 and became a vehicle for white southern resistance by the Republican Party's Reconstruction Era. Thank you. Say that one more damn time. Please repeat that. Repeat that. Repeat that. That's right. Started by the Democrats. Repeat that. Repeat that, please. I'm trying to read this. Started by the Democrats. Repeat that, please.
Speaker: Listen, hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How about you both shut the fuck up and let me finish what I'm saying? I ain't fucking saying nothing yet. Jesus Christ. The Republican Party's Reconstruction Era policies aimed at establishing political and economical equality for black people. Wait.
Speaker: It's members waged an underground campaign of intimidation and violence directed at white and black Republican leaders. So so it was it was a white southern resistance to the Republican Party. Right. That's why they say this thought about the Democrats. I got that. Right.
Speaker: Uh, an underground campaign of intimidation and violence directed at white and black Republican leaders. Though Congress passed legislation designed to curb clan terrorism, the organization saw his primary goal to re -establishment of white supremacy fulfilled through democratic victories in state legislatures across the South. All right. All right. Let me, let me, where, where are you seeing this at if you don't mind me asking? On the interweb. Uh, thehistorychannel .com.
Speaker: Thank you. And what's the name of the article? Clue clutch plan. That's going to be so fucking general. That's going to be so fucking general. It was updated. It was updated February 4th of this year and it was original originally
Speaker: published in 2009, October 29th. But it's got founding the Klan, the Ku Klux Klan violence in the South, the Ku Klux Klan in the end of Reconstruction, the revival of the Ku Klux Klan, and the Great Depression shrinks the Klan. OK, let me wait a minute. So you're going to discredit the History Channel? Who, me? Yes. Well, first of all, I got to see what it says. Let's go back. You said the Ku Klux Klan on the History Channel, correct? Because I Googled it, and the first thing I'm seeing is the video.
Speaker: From History .com. History .com, topics we can structure in Ku Klux Klan with the history and the facts, right? This is a member of Facts History? It just says, the article that I have here has Ku Klux Klan, and then it has its contents. There's five chapters or whatever of this. I got you. That's the one I'm looking at. I got you. Yeah. Excuse me. I'm trying to. Can you turn the TV down? Thank you. Well, that's why I was sitting over there, but you want to be over here.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm not arguing anything. I'm just reading what it says. Yeah, you're just reading what it says. I'm not arguing anything. Only thing I know about the Ku Klux Klan personally, because I don't follow that shit, is that they were a bunch of racist jackasses. They still are. Yeah, they still are at this point. But that can be said about a number of groups and stuff like that. So I'm not involved with them. I avoid them. I don't care.
Speaker: Well, I do care, obviously, but I mean, like, so I don't know that much. So when people are like, they were started by the Democrats. No, they were started by the Republicans. I don't know. I don't either. It's there's so much controversy on who started it. It's almost a controversy of the true purpose. Holy shit. At its peak in the 1920s.
Speaker: The Klan exceeded four million people nationwide. You have no fucking, I'm not being funny, you have no fucking idea how many people you are. Oh, no, I don't. How many members? Members. Yeah, no, I don't. Well, yeah, I mean, that's just registered. Or known members. What, you have a registry? No, no, you know what I mean? Like, known members, what I mean. No, because I watch that movie with,
Speaker: The Black KKK member, what's it called? In Chicago. Wasn't that guy like an undercover agent or something like that? Yeah, well, no, he was a black Klansman. The one in Colorado, I think it was. Yeah, the black Klansman. There was a movie about the one that was in Colorado. There was another story about a black guy in Chicago that joined the Klan. There's a lot of controversy. Yeah, Dave Chappelle joined the Klan. He was a Klan leader.
Speaker: Arthur Bigsby. Clayton Bigsby. Clayton Bigsby. Thank you. It was big. So, like I said, I don't know. It was just, I don't even know how we got to this point that we were discussing it, but. I don't either. Now, for those of you out there who do know more about the Clinton, what we just read, based on this one article. Well, you know. Have anybody heard anything about them killing and lynching white people as well?
Speaker: Was that a thing? Well, yeah, they did because you had those you had the college students during the civil rights movement down in Alabama or whatever. That were killed by. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it was like the one it was the one. I've heard a lot of stories that have it confirmed, but I was reading the one you said.
Speaker: That story I had never heard. As far as them going up against the American Republican Party, I heard about that. There's so many fucking stories about them and all the organizations. That's why I just set the fuck back. Because it got ridiculous. I know what we were taught. I know what the fuck I got against them.
Speaker: And this is just my opinion. I don't know. I'm not 100%. And I don't know. I haven't looked it up or anything like that. But I would think with the Klan's reputation and what they were doing and what they stood for, that if you were white and you were pro -Black rights and stuff like that, then yeah, in their eyes, you were just as bad.
Speaker: So yeah, I don't see why they wouldn't beat and lynch and murder white people just as quick as they would a black person. No, but I mean, that's like any little party that's that extreme. Yeah. I mean, Hitler, you might not have been a Jew, but you might have gone against Hitler, and he would have you killed. So I mean, I don't know. I would just assume that, yeah, I mean,
Speaker: If the three of us had a platform that we were standing on and I'm not saying something as extreme as racism, but like listen to our podcast. And if you don't fuck you and then some other guy was like, don't listen to nonsensical nonsense. You should listen to Kevin Holly show. And then, and then like anybody that was came on here and said, Kevin Holly, we track them down and beat them up. Yeah. Where you been blazer? Everybody looking for you, man.
Speaker: There's too many stories out there outside of what we were normally taught. All we ever knew was they was hanging black folks. Every fucking thing we've ever taught, they had a problem with black folks. What you just read kind of changed some of it. I don't understand that mentality.
Speaker: It blows my mind how you can discriminate against somebody because of the color their skin that that doesn't it doesn't compute my head I don't see color in I mean yeah, I pick on Tony cuz he's black Tony picks up make them white cuz we're dumb I discriminate against you because I don't like him because he's black
Speaker: Why don't you like him? Keep my Tony's name out your mouth. I don't get that. I don't understand that concept. I'm always willing to give almost anybody the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker: Yeah, okay, eventually somebody's gonna fuck you over and that's not because What color skin they are what race they are it's because of the way they were raised And a lot of that came from skin color
Speaker: Well, yeah, I mean, you're, you're, you're taught, you're, you're taught a certain, a certain way of believing in a certain way. I tend to agree is learned. I've also seen aspects where I thought it was born. It's not enough statistically, but you could tell by the children if it's in your blood, because babies sometimes won't deal with other babies, even though most do. And the ones that don't is a hint to the genetics.
Speaker: I would take Jason out. Jason never turned to... Jason, most of my boys... How can I put this? You see kids gravitating away from people who are unattractive. More than you see them gravitating away from people who are attractive. Then you also have kids gravitate to each other to play with toys and to have friends. Then you see them leaving each other alone for skin color.
Speaker: You gotta watch children to see what's in the blood with people as far as the genetics, but I agree with you that it's taught. Racism and prejudice is taught. Because that starts at a very young age. It don't matter what color. It starts with the parents act to what people do. The kids can go to act according to how their parents act, yes. Kids are...
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Even when they're babies, they're learning by their environment. You will start to believe your own lie. And it's the same way with racism. If you say, don't talk to that kid he's black, or don't talk to that kid he's Mexican, or whatever.
Speaker: That's how they're going to feel the rest of their life. It's not even a matter of what you say to them. They're sponges. So they're watching their environment. No, they see it. They see it. So yeah, you're not born that way. I don't agree with that in any way, shape, or form. I don't think it's a genetic trait. It's taught to you. And kids at a very, very, very young age are sponges. And they see your interactions, even as babies, they see your interactions with people and how you treat people. And that starts to form them.
Speaker: and that starts to you know the way they think the way so I don't believe that you're born racist um like my kids my kid my daughter's first quote unquote boyfriend was a little black kid little black boy and you know we were really good friends with their family uh the mom was actually Haitian she was awesome um
Speaker: She was she was hysterical and their dad was a black guy and you know, so my kids personally have never have never known hate They don't know, you know, not until they've gotten older and they've seen it from people, but they still know it's wrong. I think it was like two months ago. My niece got engaged. She heard of that. Jallaja. Gaga. Only Gaga's born this way. Gaga. Gaga was born some sort of way. I have to admit, I have to admit, I find that woman sexy, so.
Speaker: I'm not going to lie, I do too. Blaze, people was asking about you because they haven't seen you in a while. I don't know if you saw a lot of people have been asking about you lately, just so you know, man. So they're looking for you. Lady Gaga's ass is talented. And she has blown my mind. And I'm going to give her a break. She's super talented. I didn't think she was that attractive at first. I guess she made some changes or whatever. But when she did the national anthem at the football game, I have to give that one of her props.
Speaker: She's very talented, she can sing her ass off. She's actually a hell of an actress too. If you guys have not seen American Horror Story Hotel, check it out. She's got a...why? Yo, it gets better. You can see her booty.
Speaker: That's what she said. She looked at that dude and said, if you scream, he's just going to take longer. I said, no, hell no. I'm not watching this shit. You know what? I agree. She's probably really weird to hang out with. But I'd be willing to take the weird to hang out with.
Speaker: I think she's entertaining. She's business. I think she's open to a lot of things. She will stand for a cause. So I see her as an activist. But like I said, that national anthem took me out. I gave her her credit. She did the thing with Tony Bennett. She did the movie. Everybody loved it. I got nothing against you. I haven't seen the movie yet. But, uh. Sorry, Mr. Dukie. Hang on, Blaze. I'll get you. Hold on. Do me a favor. Hold on, Jeff. My apologies. Yeah, go ahead. Let me get him straight.
Speaker: I do love her Judas video. It's a fucked up video. I didn't see it. She's protesting what's going on and I see that in her. She really is. So she's going to have an activist side of her. But I mean, I got to give her a good answer. But she's friends with a bunch of weird artists too. Yes. Like artsy fartsy people. And you know, I have an issue
Speaker: people that are artsy for artsy's sake. It's the purpose of expression, which I don't have a problem with. It really is. It doesn't really bother me, but it's just like, I'm like, ugh, I can't be bothered. No, you can't. And it takes a lot of patience and a lot of understanding, a lot of visual. You got to use your imagination and use your brain more to just have something blunt in front of you. That's what it is. And I understand that.
Speaker: Yeah, I said, Blaze, I was saying, people been asking about you, wondering where you were, could they ever see you up here in a while? They've been looking for you, wondering how you've been, seriously, a lot of folks, just so you know. Jay, I'm not watching that damn court case. It was married, they're getting the divorce. I don't know why the hell it's in public. I really don't. Because they're celebrities. He is. I never heard of her. She's an awkward man.
Speaker: She was... There's only one Aquaman. The red -headed sheep? Yeah. She was just... She was his love interest. Is there one Aquaman or two Aquaman? There's only been one. No, I'm just saying, which character? Which one is the other one? But they're not sure if she's gonna be in it. No, she's not. No, she's already been kicked. She was in something else, too. She was in some Disney something. Yeah, she's been a bunch of people.
Speaker: fuck to make Apple man. She's not as famous as Johnny, but she is. Well, Johnny been around 30 years. Yeah. Jay, we're not trying to read. We're trying to talk. You keep putting all this crazy shit in the fucking podcast on the comment section. We've been telling you to stop doing the crazy shit. That's right. She wasn't Pineapple Express. I never saw Pineapple Express. I need to put that on one list. That would be funny. Did you say Pineapple? This motherfucker.
Speaker: Yeah, she has been in quite a bit of shit. Huh. She dated Elon Musk for a while. Yeah, I saw that too. How high is that Jason? Is that a 10? Jason. Is that a 10? Typoing with penis. Oh, she was with Franco too? Yeah, she's weird.
Speaker: Franco's a weird cat, man. So what, James Franco? Yeah, James Franco's a weird cat. He's canceled! Tyrese has a big issue with that dude, and apparently he's an ass. Yeah. Seth Rogen threw his ass under the bus. As soon as he allegations the sexual harassment, sexual allegations, or like, the allegations and stuff, Seth Rogen was like... Seth Rogen was like, bust him with Franco.
Speaker: Yeah, he's like, I do not associate with James Franco. We do no longer associate. He is not a friend of mine. I'm like, god damn, dude. They didn't even finish getting the first allegation out. And you're like, skrrt. I'm out. It's not a car. I mean, I don't even know what happened. I just heard he's an ass. Well, yeah, I heard he's a jackass. Well, I mean, there's a lot of celebrities that they think. Everybody seems to like his little brother, though. Oh, his brother's awesome.
Speaker: You know, here's the thing about celebrity is some celebrities get they get that big head because That's what happens and and but they can drop your ass. This is quicker. They could say yes to you. Yeah, exactly I totally understand that being as famous as I am. Yeah Hangar honors clangers don't want to be that famous. I Don't want to be famous in the first place, but I just think fame would suck
Speaker: I don't want to be rich and famous. I just want to be rich. I don't want to be rich and famous. I don't want to be famous. The famous aspect is... I don't want to be people's sexiest man alive. Be good, Blaze. You're going to fail on that. I can shoot a bullet. Ah, later, Blaze -in. Why am I going to fail on that? Paul Rudd did it. Why can't I do it?
Speaker: I'm not saying Paul Rudd's ugly, but... You know, here's something that kind of blows my mind is, like, let's say one of us became stupid famous tomorrow. In a week, you'll have a million people go, oh, he's so sexy, he's so sexy. But a week earlier that you weren't famous, they wouldn't fuck with you though.
Speaker: Well, you also got people that can't wait to bring you down when you get famous. That's gonna be the problem. I'm gonna be like genuine. I'm still gonna be the same old G. You know what I'm talking about Tony. I'm telling you. Yeah, I brought up genuine. I made a genuine reference. The same old G, same old blue. If I became famous, I would be the Adam Sandler of fame.
Speaker: No, you wouldn't. No, you wouldn't. You would go out on a coke bender falling off the side of a fucking mountain. No. Yes, you would. No. No. That's how you would die. Because you are reckless as hell. I don't fucking drugs. I don't fucking drugs. No, you don't. You get super famous, super violent. Jeff's doing cocaine off a donkey's dick and jumping outside the mountain. You know how often I've gotten offered to do drugs for free all the time? And I'm always like, who has it? Who has it? I was going to say, who has it?
Speaker: Sorry, that's a weird flex, but... When I was CD, I had people that wanted me to move drugs for them. I could have made $7 ,000, $8 ,000, $10 ,000 a pop. I just told them I didn't want to lose what I got, because I'd be locked up right now. Because people set you up. That's why I never got into a drug game. I had to look into it very hard. You can't trust nobody, and that's enough for me.
Speaker: if you're in the business with that type of money you can't trust nobody oh my god and let me tell you one of the best movies where that's an example of that movie blow oh my god plain and simple done if you don't think that move is enough of a risk you on your own I can't help you yep they screwed him even though nothing was wrong that is Johnny Depp that was a great damn movie and they did that's the thing about Johnny Depp that dude's got range man
Speaker: Oh, as an actor? Oh, hell yeah. Hell, but they did him so damn dirty, that movie broke my heart. Fuck, you know what? I had a, I had another backup for, um, for my list of 21 Jump Street 2. 22 Jump Street? They, one and two weren't there. That scene, that scene with, when, when, uh, dude figures out that, uh,
Speaker: boys fucking ice cubes daughter Every time he says that
Speaker: And he says, like, 55 more times. I fucking come back in the office going, oh, shit. I just came turning the gun at him. He was like, he pranked him out into your face. And he just turns the gun. And he's like, yeah, you know what? It's not that funny. Both those movies were surprisingly good. I like both of them. They were good. They were good. They didn't suck. I could put you to that one. They did not suck. Well, you know what? You got to hand it to old Adam Tatum.
Speaker: He doesn't take himself too seriously for a good looking cat. Certain guys like that. He's a fun dude.
Speaker: You look at him and you go, this guy's going to take himself too serious. Yeah. Him and Sandra Bullock have that new movie coming out together. And they were like on Conan or Fallon or something like that. And Shannon Tatum was talking about the first time he's seen Sandra Bullock on the red carpet. And he was like, oh, that's Sandra Bullock. Oh, that's Sandra Bullock. Because he had a crush on her. And Sandra Bullock was like, the first time I seen Shannon Tatum was in Magic Mike.
Speaker: and then she you could tell like she was starting to she was like in her seat she was like doing all that I was like this face was just like he got real red because she was like you know she was getting she was feeling herself thinking about Chan and Tatum and Magic Mike but they also do all like like Chan and Tatum has a TikTok page and he fucks with her
Speaker: constantly yeah he makes videos like they were in the dressing room and he kept trying to film her and she was getting mad at him like because he was fucking with her so then there's a part two to the video
Speaker: and there's a mirror above her. So he's filming the mirror and he's like, I can see that you're watching porn on your phone, Sandra. And she was like, I'm not watching. It's funny watching those two interact with each other. But yeah, he's a good, he's a good, they have fun. It's awesome. Yeah. Well, you know, she's a, she's a weird person as well. Like, uh,
Speaker: Her in that movie was Crash? Oh my god, tell me you didn't want to smack the shit out of her in that movie.
Speaker: I like her. She's amazing. I think I remember that. She killed to the speed. She doesn't get the credit. She doesn't get the credit she deserves as being one of the, probably one of the hottest celebrities, female celebrities in Hollywood. She was on Hollywood TV for a while. She really was, but I'm not sure what happened except for the interview she did for Ellen DeGeneres that might have changed her.
Speaker: But she had a big run. She could still do some more. I don't think her career's in any jeopardy. No, me neither. You know, I was looking at movies for this list. And did you see the movie all about Steve? No.
Speaker: with Sandra Bullock and Thomas Aidan Church is in it. Oh boy from, he does the voice for Rocket. What's his name? Oh boy, he's got a free Spanish free team. You're talking about, shit, what's his name? He was in Hangover.
Speaker: He was on 18th. Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper, yes, yes, yes. He's in that movie as well. And her character has a serious thing for Brad Cooper in the movie. A lot of women got a big thing for Brad Cooper. No, but in the movie, Brad Cooper doesn't play Brad Cooper. He plays a cameraman for Thomas Aiden Church, who's a news guy. Wasn't Bradley Cooper in that movie with Lady Gaga?
Speaker: Rise and Star, whatever. He actually learned to play the guitar, and that's him singing in that movie. I did not know that. Yeah. I haven't seen the movie. I haven't seen the movie. I've seen the original, and I've seen the one with Bette Midler. That's why I kind of haven't watched this one yet, because the movie, it's a fantastic movie. But it's super sad. Oh, no. I got to be moved to watch a movie like that. I got to be in a mopey mood. Like, I need something to make me cry, or something.
Speaker: But I do want to do that list. Is that when you're on your period? Yeah, pretty much.
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Speaker: no i make me feel better yeah diet diet diet so horrible lose your love of your life so i can feel better no but like like the oh you have dementia cancer and you're about to die and you got hit by a bus if you watch notebook and you don't fucking cry you have no soul
Speaker: Says the guy who Says the guy who's like I don't understand why you get why you would cry when they stop drawing a character in the line It's a movie That hurt my soul
Speaker: Brother killed him in front of his nephew like made his son Jeremy Irons He's an alternate bad guy, but he's also Michael Ironside is an ultimate bad guy
Speaker: Rucker Howard is an ultimate bad guy. He used to be the hitchhiker, I think. He's not a bad guy. He was also with Nighthawk's ability Williams and Sylvester Stallone. He had to go back in the day. Rucker Howard was an evil character. Yeah, Rucker Howard was in the
Speaker: Uh, he wasn't always a bad guy. But I know, I know what you mean. I know what you mean. Yeah, you see what I'm saying, right? You see what I'm saying? Yeah. Because the movie I was thinking of, remember the movie Blind Fury? I think I would. Where he was like, he was blind, but he was like an expert samurai, sword. Oh, yeah. No. I saw a clip of that movie the other day on Facebook, and I was like, I need to see the movie. It was the hitcher, not the hitchhiker. My bad on that. Yeah, the hitcher. It was the hitcher. He wasn't always a bad guy. But no, I totally get what you're saying about Rucker Howard.
Speaker: He was he was that you and another guy was James Coburn pull up his name. Yes. Oh James Coburn seriously I'm watching James Harrison Coburn third was an American film and television actor who was featured in more than 70 films Okay, dude 70. Oh, he was in the original Magnificent Seven. Yeah
Speaker: Again, he wasn't he he he wasn't always a bad guy, but he killed it as a bad guy. Yes Yeah, that's what I'm saying James Colburn and in the movie Maverick Maverick is a comedy. Yeah, that's a comedy. Yes Yes, I hate you. I hate you. I should have made my list. I hate you That's a good movie I forgot all about that movie I'm playing that fucking Red Dead Redemption and the character
Speaker: has the voice and somewhat facial features of Colburn. Oh, I hate you. James Colburn did a TV show called Dark Shadow back in the 80s. Yes. It was Dark Room. Dark Room. That's what I call it. James Colburn was in The Cherokee Kid with Sinbad.
Speaker: He was kind of an evil guy but he was okay what's surviving the game it was him Charles Dutton ice tea So he plays surviving the game not the game
Speaker: No, the game. There's a movie called The Game. Hold on, I've got... I think it's... No, The Game is triple eight. The Game. Time to play The Game. Time to play The Game. 2007 movie? The Game... No, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 97. Yeah, it's like 97. Michael Douglas, Sean Penn. Michael Douglas, yes. I remember that movie. James Rayborn. He wasn't even in that movie. It's like his buddies set him up to play a game.
Speaker: And it's not really, he's like a rich guy. And his buddy set him up to make it look like he killed somebody. And he's running from the law. It turns out the whole thing's a fucking game. And he ends up dying. They were doing Wall Street and some shit like that weren't they? No, no, no, no. 1997, right? 1997? Yeah, it was about investment papers.
Speaker: Yeah. And they paid to have him accused of murder or something like that. And Torrance, you know, it's, you know, the cops are fake, everything's fake, but they use, it's very extremely realistic. Turns out he shows up at the final place and they're like, Hey, surprise, you know, happy birthday. And he's like, you motherfucker. And he ends up dying. Yeah, that was a good moment. I do remember that. I saw it twice that Wall Street was came out about the same time. I love the great escape. That was amazing.
Speaker: James Garner is a fucking goddamn national treasure. And Glick, if you don't remember, um, Michael Ironside, look him up. Michael Ironside. He was a, yeah, look him up, seriously. I know that fucking name. Yes! Michael Ironside is one of those guys that, when you see him in a movie, you know he's the bad guy. Yeah. And he was hella every week. He was in, um,
Speaker: um total recall v yep yeah he was in the next karate kid with uh horse face mcgee what's her name that was in mill uh million dollar baby oh let me help everybody out if you don't know who micro iron side is he was he was the bad guy in free willy he was a major pain he was jester on top gun
Speaker: That was the movie I was thinking that I knew him from. Tony, as military men, we should both be ashamed of ourselves for this movie not being on our list of comedies. Major fucking pain. I took it off. I know.
Speaker: I took it off. Does that have to do with the fucking military? Because it was like boot camp. Because he's a military. He's a marine. Was that like part of your requirement for being in the military? You had to watch fucking Major Payne? No, because in the military, everyone knows someone just like Major Payne. Yes, we do. Some overdoing it. Yeah.
Speaker: I know somebody in real life, I'm not even in the military, and I know people like that. And he's always teaching you a lesson, but you fucking hate it. Yes. But you learn from it. They give you the hard truth every day on everything, because that's going to be your life from now on. That's what they teach you. That's what they teach you. There's another guy that's a bad guy. I think it was, I think it was Michael Madsen. That's who I was just thinking of was Michael Madsen. He's like Madsen. But he was, I got to get the face.
Speaker: Yeah, that's him. That's him. Yeah. He was in that movie. I think he was in Identity. And Jay, you brought up Darnell Roscoe. He was in that movie. He was hell in that movie. Oh, my God. He was hell in that movie. Wasn't... Wasn't Ironside in... Yeah, he was in Starship Troopers.
Speaker: Yes. He was the guy, he got killed. He was, he was the teacher. Yes. That, that became the, the. He went hardcore. Yeah. He went hardcore in that movie. He really did. That fucking movie, I love that goddamn movie. That movie was ridiculous, but it's facts. It's completely, it's completely stupid in, but it's genius. They did it right. Yeah. They did it right. I mean, there's, there's like four of them. It was exactly ridiculous, but they did it right.
Speaker: Michael Madsen is another one that is not always a bad guy, but he plays the bad guy so well. Look at how he was a kill bill.
Speaker: Oh, no, I hate to hate I will never talk about that video Yeah, I hated that movie I love that movie Iggy Azalea's Black Widow video Michael aren't Madsen's in it. Yeah, he's got like the most punchable fucking attitude He was also in Sin City that was a good one I love that movie. Yes. I have watched it so many times
Speaker: Right? Just, just, just, just, just. And it has nothing to do with the section of Jessica Albert or anybody, but the story is amazing. It wasn't so much about the sixes, even though they were very sexy, but they all did an outstanding job at it. What's his name? You got Mickey Rourke, you got Bruce Willis. Mickey Rourke? Yes. Fucking killed that movie. Yes, he did. Yes, he did. Oh, what's his name there, too? What's the man's name that was in it? Clive Owen? Holy shit. Yes. Sin City? Yes. It was, it was, that was the cast. And Benicio del Toro.
Speaker: Just plays the biggest asshole. Elijah Wood was in those. Jessica Alba, I mean that was, that cast, that was on the fucking piece. Bruce Willis by Bowen. Did you see the second one? Did you see the second Sense City? Spirit, this is good. Just as good, just as good. It was. I prefer the first one. Michael Clark Duncan. May he rest in peace.
Speaker: It was an amazing actor as well. May he rest in peace. Dude, I fucking, you guys talk about crying during the Lion King. Tell me you didn't cry in the green mile. I did. Fuck. I did. I laughed. You fucking lie like a fucking broke -dicked dog on a rug. Tired boss. He got killed for the wrong reason, period. Tired boss.
Speaker: That was a great movie. That was a fantastic Stephen King movie. Here's a guy that he's... They all killed their roles in that movie. That guy? They all killed their roles in that movie. Roger Howard? Yes. Yes. We were already talking about him 10 minutes ago. Welcome to the show, Jeff. Sorry. I thought I heard him. I think he was the one that brought this conversation up. He was sensitive as well. Yes, he was. Yes, he was.
Speaker: Walker Hall been around 30 -40 years. Nick Offerman's in the fucking... He's in Sin City. There was a lot of people in that movie dog. Yeah, but Nick Offerman? Let me see who he is. Nick Offerman, he's the guy from Community. Parks and Rec.
Speaker: Park and Rec, yeah, sorry. That's Ron Swanson. Ron Swanson, yeah. He's my spirit animal. Yeah, exactly. Would you like to try a vegan bacon? There's no meat? Thank you, man. I love that character. I do what I want. He's got that note. I do whatever I want. No, but I didn't realize he was in Sin City. I didn't realize he was looking for his face.
Speaker: Oh, he played one of the bad guys that drove that fucking Jag. There he is.
Speaker: Okay, here's one of the off characters. Let me see you like that. Yeah, he, he, here's, here's the, that's him, Tony. Remember that? Sin City where they're trying to debate how to put the body in the Jag. He was with the short guy. Gotcha. Gotcha. Oh shit. Tommy Flanagan was in, was in Sin City too. Yeah, I talked about that.
Speaker: Tommy Flanagan. He's been around. He's done a lot of damn movies before he was on Sons of Anarchy. He was on Sons of Anarchy. He was the Scottish guy, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That dude is an amazing actor. Yes, he is. We talked about it here the week.
Speaker: You want to know a show that I you know I've been watching a lot of a Lot of shorts on on YouTube and I think a show that I'm gonna start watching once I get all caught up on Ozarks I'm gonna I think I'm gonna start watching Peaky Blinders. I Fucking do think I want to love it and that one scene that always played it no fighting That's why I get it. That's the only thing I remember about that movie, but seriously that fucking shows genius That's right. Yeah, that's from the TV show
Speaker: Yeah, the TV show's genius. Well, I like the guy who plays the main character. I like him. He's... He was in... Tom Shelby. No, no. He was in... That's his character name. He was in... Yeah, no. He was in... He was in Scarecrow and Batman Begins. No shit! Tom Shelby. His name is...
Speaker: Sicilian Murphy or something like that? Who plays Thomas Shelby? Yeah, he played Scarecrow in Batman Begins. He was also in... He's another guy. He was in... He's been in everything, man. You know what guy was getting everything? I am ashamed that I didn't get this guy. I have not given this guy his props. This is another one of those guys that was in everything. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, and he plays a good dickhead. He was actually on my list. He was on my list last week. That's a motherfucker. I should have put that. That dude is a beast. But yeah, I've been watching a lot of, uh, I've been watching a lot of like these like YouTube shorts from PQ blinders. And, uh,
Speaker: Not only is it good, but the people that the people that they that they like Tom Hardy's on that show and Every scene he's in
Speaker: But there was a
Speaker: Seen that and then I seen a couple previews or a couple videos from that new show or the new movie The Gentleman That movies fucking genius, and I really want to watch that movie is fucking genius
Speaker: And it's got a hell of a cast but Charlie Hunan Hunan or whatever from He's in that the gentleman movie the gentleman is so good and you know who's in it that his character
Speaker: is so unlike his main acting is, uh, uh, old boy from, uh, what's his, uh, Notting Hill. What's his name? Uh, Oh, Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant. Yes. He's in. He plays the, well, it's got Colin Farrell. Yeah. Charlie Hoonan Hoonan. Uh, Matthew McConaughey Hugh Grant. Uh, there's so many people in it. It's so good.
Speaker: But I seen that video from it the other day, and I was like, this actually looks like it'd be pretty good. It's so ingenious. St. John, I've heard a lot about that movie. I just never watched it. Oh, The Great Escape is classic. It's so good. Yeah, I've heard a lot about that movie. I've seen that movie. I have it on Blu -ray. And I've seen that movie maybe 60, 70, 80 times. You're supposed to focus on Blu -ray. Oh, no. I got Blu -rays and DVDs for days. The Greatest Scape?
Speaker: Jesus Christ. Fucking... Sorry for the Finding Nemo reference. I speak whale. No, but the greatest game... James Garner's character in the greatest game is one of the best prison characters ever. Dude, have you ever seen comic... Which one?
Speaker: Hold on, Conrad. Because somebody was in that movie that blew my mind. Who are you ever going to hurt us? Hold up. Cool. Dude, Morgan Freeman blew my mind in that movie. Morgan Freeman is a genius actor. Yeah. You've got to watch kind of since it's a prison movie. It's got a pretty much of an all -star cast. But Morgan Freeman was in it. Robert Redford was in it. Oh, my god. What's the name of the movie? Best Robert Redford prison movie is Last Castle.
Speaker: You might want to challenge that with Conrad. I'll fight you. No, no, no. I'll fight you. Watch Conrad. Watch Conrad. I'm telling you. Really? Yes. And I know what you're saying about The Last Castle. It was just on a date. James Gandolfino, you want to fucking punch in the fucking face in that whole fucking movie. You have to punch him in his face, even though he was being a man about it. Yeah, but he was a fucking dude. You have to watch Conrad, Jeff. I'm serious. They did a damn good job in that movie.
Speaker: And I'm gonna give you another good military movie nobody talks about. The Boys in Company C. Fucking Phenomena. That's a good movie. Yes it was. Yes it was.
Speaker: What is my man's name that was in this movie? I forgot Madison Claire was in it. I didn't see Oh Brother Where Art Thou. I didn't. I heard a lot of good things about it. That movie's so fucking good. We were listening to that song last night. Home Free does a version of Oh Brother Where Art Thou's a man of constant sorrow that will give you chills.
Speaker: It's actually it's actually it's kind of a it's kind of a corny movie, but it's actually really good You know who's in that who's one of that guy
Speaker: The tall guy what's his name? Yeah, the big lurks looking dude. Well, even the little guy. He's done a bunch of stuff Cuz the little guy was in the ballot of Buster Scruggs John Turturro and top Tim Blake Nelson. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I almost put him on my list He was on one of my backups Don Turturro was from yeah from Transformers is well, he's in Transformers in the big Lebowski He plays Jesus. No one fucked Jesus
Speaker: Jesus. What's this damn red shit? I told you the wrong movie, man. My bad. I told you the wrong fucking movie. What's it called? Hang on. I'm trying to find it now. Sneaky, sneaky, sir. Very sneaky. Yeah, he was a butler on his duty. I told you the wrong movie. Oh, that's right. Oh, shit. Very sneaky, sir. Sneaky. It's Brubaker. My burger would just pop up out of nowhere. That's what I meant to tell you, Jeff. He was Brubaker. That's the one. He was Brubaker. That was my fault. Brubaker. I told you the wrong movie was Brubaker.
Speaker: That's the one that I will watch in any movie he's in. That soundtrack was amazing though, St. John. For Old Brother Where Art Thou? Old Brother Where Art Thou? The soundtrack was amazing. Yes. Yeah, John Turturro, like I said, he was on my backup. But my list was pretty strong last week, so he didn't make the cut. No, but Stephen Root is a funny motherfucker.
Speaker: Who? Steven Root. Steven Root. He's in office space wearing a dodgeball. Oh, brother where art thou? He plays the guy in Oh, Brother Where Art Thou that owns the radio station. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I know how he is. Can we see my staplers? He's an old country bird, old man. Crocodile Dundee too. Meet Dave Cedar Rapids. Uncle Frank Happy. Apple Lee, sorry.
Speaker: Mm -hmm. He's a stapler guy. Yeah. Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler. What? Fucking Milton. There he is as Milton, man. That's fucking shit. It's funny. Uncle Milton. No, here's the thing. If you've ever worked in an office,
Speaker: The movie office space. If you've ever worked in an office, every character in that movie, there's somebody like that. Um, yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna get that. We haven't really worked in offices in our lives. Yeah, I'm gonna stay the late. Did you get that memo? I get, did you get that email? I'm like, yes, motherfucker. No, I don't, I mean, I, I, I,
Speaker: I work in offices, but I don't work in offices. You know what I mean? I don't do cubicle work. No, trust me. Like I said, I work in offices, so I see it. So I see those people every day. I don't do cubicle work, but I'm in the offices. I see those people every day. The chick that answers the phone? The chick that answers the phone, that movie?
Speaker: Uh, let's just say, uh, accounting and receiving. Please hold. Oh my God. I know people like that. And they're so proud of their life. Right. Let me show you pictures of my cat. I'm like, Oh my God, go away. You know, if you're going to do something, do it. Be proud of your work.
Speaker: Yeah, but I mean, corporate accounts are payable. Nina speaking, please hold. Corporate accounts, Nina speaking, please hold. I know who you are. You know what the crazy thing about it is? She might be one of the highest, one of the most highest paid people in that office. No. Uh, you'd be surprised.
Speaker: No, but there's lots of people that take everything way too fucking serious. When I worked for Ork and I took care of a lot of offices, and usually the receptionist, she was one of the highest paid people in the movie. She's just a phone operator. Yeah, she's just a phone operator. Good night, Jay. I'll fix it for you later. What's he getting, some waves? Just across from me.
Speaker: Just to get it for him or is he getting weight? Nice. All right. Well, we got to see his waves when he takes his little doo rag off. I know how long it takes. I know. Shut up your ball. You draw yours on with a magic marker. Shut up. Tony goes to a barber.
Speaker: Tony goes to the barber tells his Barbary once waves he gets a can of black shows up And sprays it on his head and takes a paintbrush and draws the waves in what why the spray paint still went It's your bald ass. You bore me son. You bore me. Looked up looking motherfucker No, no, I want to see Jason's waves when it comes up when they come Yeah, you got to show it off If you can dodge a wrench
Speaker: I'm just looking at dodgeball and look at the cast, dummy. I am. He's also a great actor. I can remember looking for him. Vince Vaughn? No. The guy that's in the wheelchair, and he's like, if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a wall. And fucking old boy's like, what? Bang! I fucking love that guy. Oh, shit.
Speaker: That movie's old as fuck. 2004. Was it Steven Root? No, it's, um... Hold on, I'll tell you. Open! It's not Steven Root. Steven Root plays the, the... No, he was the nerdy guy. ...cried married to the Asian woman that, that... Oh, it was, it was Rip Torn from Men in Black. Rip Torn, yeah.
Speaker: Towards old school. Yeah, he was in he was in one of my favorite movies of all times is summer rental with John Candy Like my guy was in dodgeball Jason Bateman. Yeah, he's a big man. He sees he sees. Oh Bateman killed it in that fucking role. You know, I'm not the biggest Bateman fan, but his role on fucking dodgeball Holy shit
Speaker: fuckin' old boy puts that fuckin' bandana on. He's covered in, he will not be able to see very well Cotton. I think he could all stand in a haircut. I'm not gonna lie. Oh, he's great in everything. Bateman's one of my favorite actors. He's phenomenal in Ozarks.
Speaker: Yeah, well, I haven't watched it because there's something about him. He's just got a punch. The guy is great in everything he does. I don't know why you hate on him so much. And you suck the cock of Keanu Reeves. Keanu Reeves is the same in everything he plays.
Speaker: watch your hormone and John Wick. He's still like John Wick and John Wick. He's still Bill from Bill and Ted or whatever Ted or whatever. He's still. Yeah, no, it's been on all weekend. It started yesterday and I'm like, Jesus Christ. They're still playing John Wick. It's this afternoon. They were playing and I was like, God, this started yesterday. Yeah.
Speaker: John wick chapter four, but yeah Riveting conversation gentlemen Well, let's go ahead We can always we can always come back up if we want I ain't got nothing to do tonight Journey to go to jody jody jody went to bed early. She's got to get up in a couple hours so yeah, she got to be back downtown tomorrow at four in the morning and
Speaker: We got a marathon weekend marathon or something going on downtown like I like the other race It's like 26 fucking miles Extends from Cincinnati across the bridge into Kentucky or some shit like that, dude. I'm sorry But People that run marathons are different kind of free our lunatics. They are psychopaths fuck that
Speaker: Have you seen the pictures of dudes nipples bleeding from their shirts? It's not only just nipples bleeding but they also shit themselves.
Speaker: Yeah, fuck that. That's what I said. Nothing against runners and not the fact that I couldn't do it, it's not that. They are a different level of psychopath. Those marathon runners and like the triathletes and stuff like that are the guys that do... No, fucking Ironmans, guys that do 10, 10, what's it, the Cathalons? Fuck that! Yeah, I think it's the Ironman one where you... If I run it, it's because I'm being chased by a big fucking rot.
Speaker: or a big pit that wants to take a bite on you. I am so glad that went somewhere else, because coming from you, I thought that was going to go a totally different direction. No, but if I'm running, it's because something's trying to kill me. I'm not going to run any other. Like, my wife will be going somewhere. I'm like, hurry up. I'm like, this is my top speed. I don't do fast. I have little legs. I have little legs. Tony, back me up. In the military, how much did you fucking run? More than I wanted to.
Speaker: Do you want to run now? Fuck no. Exactly. I've ran enough for two lifetimes. I don't need to do it. No, I get that. I mean, playing sports and stuff, we were always fucking running. And if some jack off fucked up, playing football or baseball, everybody's running. Why are we all running when this asshole's the one that fucked up? Make him run. Wind sprints, laps, whatever.
Speaker: Stairs. Mm -hmm. Stairs. Believe it or not, though, I love doing stairs. I just didn't like doing it after. I didn't like the day after. My legs would kill me. But, but, Tony backed me up on this. In the military, somebody fuck up. We all take a five mile. Did she really, St. John? Wow. That was the Army and them Air Force. If you fucked up, everybody got fucking...
Speaker: It's not for me and the people that do that. That was a main reason not to fuck up because you'll get your ass beat. But what they do is they took me a lot of your free time by giving you some damn details. I hate details. I fucking hate that word. I fucking hate that word. I know you like it. Tony, I got the scariest two letters in the ink. Go to bed. Which ones? KP. Fuck you. Fuck you, I'm out. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Speaker: had to do it twice KP duty I would I'd rather be stabbed what's that what's the way now you had and then you also had the other way you had to be like CQ for the weekend yeah you had to do overnight a CQ fuck me up my dad told me a story
Speaker: When he joined them the army Well, he I think he got drafted but he told he told his co He said the first time you put me on KP duty. I won't do fuck all and Everybody swore up and down this button is gonna do more KP than anybody never did it once because he won't fuck them up He said I won't do shit. You won't get shit out of me. So don't even try and they they never put him on it once and
Speaker: And I wasn't about to try that, because I know I wouldn't have said it right, and I'd have been on KPTV for a year. But the kicker is, everybody gets a rotation. That's why you don't say nothing. But what you do is, you don't screw up. But then they start looking for a reason to make you look like you're going to screw up. So you got to do damn CQ duty. You got to do lawn. You got to do the roll calls. Man.
Speaker: No, but that's why I don't do sports anymore. For some fact, I've run enough in my life. But I don't need to ever run again. Not like that, I don't. Now, is it worth it? As I'm older now, is it worth it? Yeah. We need it for the car. We need to stay in shape, yeah. But since we're not on alert no more, on 24 -hour notice, since you ain't got to worry about it as much anymore, the only reason you will see a bunch of veterans get up there now is stupid shit happens over here.
Speaker: You will see a whole bunch of ex -veterans come out the damn woodworks. I will be one of them because I believe in defending the home front. You better find what is going on. I'll be right there with you. 9 -11 had me wide open because the United States was not supposed to come under fucking attack. Ever. I was pissed. And then you're going to hit New York and drop to 10 towers. I'm ready to fuck up everybody. That's just me as a native New Yorker.
Speaker: Even if you're in the military, you didn't want to be there. When they hit the United States, they treated the United States like it's your neighborhood. This is my home. I know you ain't fucking come over here. Exactly. That's all there was to it. That's all there was to it. All right, I'm going to shut up, shit. But yeah, it's about that time. I got a flashback, goddamn. That's right. Whoa.
Speaker: I'm Sargez. You remember those 4 a .m. runs? I thought he was going to bed. He's still yelling at you. He's staying above me. I know. My kids are like, fuck you, Pops. We won't listen to you sit down. Tony. No, check it out. Tony, I did Buzz. And I'm not gonna lie, I eventually rang out. But hell week, I would wish on my enemy.
Speaker: I wouldn't wish basic training on my enemy. No, no. Basic training was a breeze. It could be a breeze, but I'd rather go to the emergency. Compared to Buds. Buds is the toughest shit. If you get through Buds, you have my respect for life. To my Navy SEAL shit. Yep. Yeah. Buds training is Navy SEAL training. And... Fuck man. Clean and simple, G .I. Jane wasn't lying.
Speaker: G .I. Jane is the most accurate, uh, buds in any movie. And if you don't believe in teamwork, we'll fuck you up. We had that. Most of y 'all missed a lot of that in that movie, G .I. Jane. But the T .I. is courted. That's when they had my respect. You gonna screw your teammates? Fuck you. Yup. Now an old boy ditched her over that fucking... Oh, got him fucked up. Viggo Mortensen.
Speaker: That motherfucker is a badass. We forgot his ass. We forgot him. We forgot him. Especially in that movie. He was in a ton of movies. I never saw a loud thing feel sorry for itself. That is the best speech. He was in
Speaker: He's been in a ton of his no history of violence is one of my favorite movies. Oh my god. He's so good. That's a good call. That is one of my favorite movies by him. It might just be relatable to me.
Speaker: just because of my, well, you know, like my, your, your, your, your dealings with the mafia. Just, just my, just my past and stuff like that.
Speaker: and the violence and everything that is in my past and whatnot. And then he tried to be cool and everything. That was one of my biggest things coming back to Ohio. I was like, I don't want to come back and deal with these fucking idiots. But then I came back and realized that my name still carried a lot of weight. So I was like, OK, maybe I don't have to worry about some jackass because he's still mad about some shit that happened 20 plus years ago. You know, shit don't go away when you mess with the right people stuff.
Speaker: No, I mess with the right people. That's the problem.
Speaker: That's why my name still carries weight. Like right after I came home, I was talking to a buddy of mine and he was, and then he was, he was asking about me and my ex and I was like, yeah, we're split up. That's why I'm back home. And she's with so -and -so. And he's like, Oh, his brother's in some trouble with, with so -and -so. And I was like, Oh, you go ahead and call him and let him know. I said not to worry about him because he's around my kids too often. That motherfucker made a phone call right there. No boy on the other end said shit. I didn't know click was backing down. All right. That's clear. I was like, yeah.
Speaker: And I'm standing there, I was like, what's up? And he's like, hey, man, how's it going? I think it would be interesting. You're a big fucking skater. You better stay off my Peter because I don't want to whack it off. Hey. There's a skater on my Peter. Should I whack it off? Whack it off?
Speaker: You gotta explain that bump. Listen, hey, you gotta explain that bump if you don't. You got both on your dick and you got both on your wall. I don't think you're gonna last too long, bro. That's an old school throwback to my periscope. That's why I need Jay or Mark to be here because I used to do my periscopes out on my back porch and one night I was just like, oh, there's a skater, I'm a painter.
Speaker: Shouldn't lock it at all. Well, that's a song, too. Yeah, yeah, it's a song. That's why I was singing it. So then it just became a thing on my parents' code. Hey, Glick, you gonna like that Skeeter off on your penis? No, no, no. Like, coming back home, that would be an interesting concept for me. That's flat. Okay. For, no, no, no. You're right. No, here's the thing. You guys don't have mosquitoes in Cancun? Okay. Chris, going back to your pops house.
Speaker: The original house, the one you grew up into. In your mind, can you see the entire route of you driving? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I cannot. Every day. I cannot. Every 20 years, I cannot. But I hadn't gone back there in 20 plus years. I went back there after I came, like literally after I came home. And it was, we got you. Yeah, we got you. Yeah.
Speaker: No, I can't. From downtown Belleville to my parents' house, I cannot picture the entire room. I miss a good two miles of it. Yeah. No.
Speaker: You know, when I came home, I took the kids out there to show them where I grew up at. And that was the first time I'd been out there since before I graduated. Well, since after I graduated. Were you able to find it? Oh, yeah. I guarantee you put me in Belleville in a car, I can get it to my parents' house. Not a problem. But I can't picture from, I don't remember the road, but from 13 to 97.
Speaker: I can't picture that route and I drove it every day for like two years. I didn't remember the name of the roads, but I knew how to get there. Right. You know, so, but I can't remember how to get like, if you put me in a car, I could do it, but I can't in my mind's eye see the entire road from Belleville to Lexington. Yeah. And I drove it every day for three years.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean I can I I'm trying to think of I'm trying to think if I can. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Close your mind. You can. You can. You can make that drive in your head. Yeah, yeah, that's what I was just trying to do. That's why I was just trying to do it. I was actually cannot do that. The problem I was having was I was thinking of four different routes.
Speaker: They all got me to the same place. The drive from Clear Fork High School to the fucking Career Center. I can't do that run. I can't do that one either. And I did it every day for two years. That was an easy run. That was an easy run from East Knox to... That was right up 97. Ah, no. 13. 13. Was it 13? No. No. That was 97. No, not from East Knox to...
Speaker: No, well, these knocks know, but from. Yeah. Clear Fork to knock. Knox County is 97. 90 is seven is cash out your earnings. It won't let me. Did you send an email? Yes. I haven't even heard back from him. You check if you get a response from the Habs team. Yes, I have not heard back from him yet now.
Speaker: Jeff, you need to do the same. I don't have any earnings. Everybody don't have to check your earnings and send your email right to fucking now. We got five minutes. Go. I'm good. I don't have any earnings. I don't go live enough. You may have money in the bank. You ever get it to myself? All right. Let me talk to you. I haven't had enough time to get my paycheck to myself. Motherfucker.
Speaker: I got mine last week, I'm trying to help y 'all out. Yeah, it says, this was on Monday that I did it. And they sent me, thank you for your patience, we haven't forgot about you. They got it, they got it. Yeah. Now, you don't have anything to your PayPal or your Venmo? Me? Yes. I haven't gotten any notifications. All right, open another window and look at your earnings right now. Both of you. Oh, I know what's in my earnings. See if you got more. I'm not even meaning to ask, I'm dead serious.
Speaker: If I have more. I mean, I know I have more, but... I've gotten more over the last few days. That's my point. You sent down Monday, today, Saturday. I'm quite sure you got more. So see if it's in there. See if it's in for the PayPal. I'm not using any notification. There goes everybody out. No, it's not in my PayPal. Okay. No, the last thing that came to
Speaker: The last thing I went through my PayPal was when I had to pay some stuff for Austin, for Band. Well, everybody should check their earnings. If you've got a balance, you need to request a payout, because today's going to be the last one. Yeah. Like I said, it won't let me request a payout, because it's saying that there's still a payout process. If you go into your settings. Well, he's on his computer. It's not on settings.
Speaker: You gotta go to your little circle. Okay, I see settings, yeah. Yeah, it says... Yeah, it's in settings. If you go to the little circle where your profile picture... Yeah, mine says you currently have a payout.
Speaker: to the citizens of the other arm which you know i i i've got i've got almost thirty in there and it says you are currently you currently have a pay out being processed please allow three business that was from when i did the pay out before uh... back in rain march or some shit like that when did i do the pay out yet back in the middle of like at the beginning of march that's when i that's when i paid the year the year for you to
Speaker: and all that. Right. And, uh, but now I've got almost $30 in there again, and it's still saying that it's still processing from back in March. So that's what I emailed them about, but I haven't all, all I got was from back in March. That's what it's saying. It already processed through and came out. I already got the money cause that's what I paid for the YouTube. I used, I used that when I pro when I paid that out for, I paid the YouTube, the YouTube.
Speaker: Plus for a year in advance. Okay. Right. And stuff like that. How much was that? Uh... I don't know. A hundred and some odd dollars or some... I need to pay my Spotify. A hundred and some odd dollars or some shit like that. I don't remember what it was. I need to pay my Spotify and my Grammarly just sent me an email yesterday. I need to pay it to... Yeah. So... I need to Grammarly.
Speaker: Pena, you have a nut allergy? Yes. Biggos to Pena for last night. Not allergy. Pena. I meant what I told you earlier, the dead man. Biggos to you. Biggos, what'd Pena do? Help me regulate the issue we had on airtime yesterday. Did he show his weasel and I missed it again? No. All I need in my life is a little Pena weasel. He decreased attention and brought peace to the room.
Speaker: You know how you do that, Tony? You stop me in such a fucking high head looking for fights that don't exist and you eliminate some of the assholes in your circle that you associate with. Because they're the fucking problem. I fixed it. I don't think you have. You're still running to 20 different apps with them. How the fuck do you keep up? You have 20 different apps to go live on but you don't have fucking TikTok. It blows my mind.
Speaker: because TikTok has more trolls in the other app some more. I've never got trolls in the app. Your circle is full of trolls. Exactly. Lenny. Lenny. Lenny's not a troll. Yeah, the fuck she is. She's a drunk monster. She's so gross deep. She speaks a lot and she never shows her face. She's a goddamn troll. And she likes to play the victim. When she starts shit. Right. I can keep going.
Speaker: There's a lot of them. The views and expressions expressed by Chris are not. Thank you. Hey, other boy. That was fun, ladies. Both those bitches are crazy. Right? At least somebody agrees with me. At least somebody's got a pair of balls. Eleanor. I'm with Eleanor. She was there. Well, here's the thing. No matter what, no matter what, it all comes down to, I truly believe it all comes down to jealousy. Some people don't have the balls to get their face in a camera.
Speaker: And they hate what they do. It's not jealousy. They put themselves on a pedestal, and they think they're more important than what they really are. You can relate to clearance issues as far as social media. And some people talk a lot of bullshit that comes out of their ass. And they're just idiots, and that's why they don't turn their cameras on, because they're fucking morons. Because I've heard, oh, they've been stalked. Shut up. You're 70 years old, and you look like a troll that lives under the bridge. Nobody's stalking your stupid ass. Stalking by a second account that you own.
Speaker: Yeah. Stalking yourself. I had a stalker. I'm still on the camera every night. Fuck out of here. I know you are. It's just snitch. Yeah, I guarantee you that's who's blocking Chris on TikTok. No, I don't think she's on TikTok. There's a lot of them that are little snitches, and like I said, there's a lot of them that instigate and start and say shit, and then they play the fucking victim. And that's irritating as hell, because they've done it to me, and I just tell them to get the fuck on.
Speaker: Yep. Kick rocks, motherfucker. I ain't got time for your shit. That's why, like, if somebody tries to troll me, it's like almost impossible to troll me, because I'll just ignore it. Yeah, I don't have time for it. I got bigger fish to fry than somebody's trolling bullshit. As I said Wednesday.
Speaker: We all want all the listeners we can possibly get. But at the same time, ain't nobody making you be here. Nobody made you listen. Nobody made you watch. If you don't like me or if you don't like Tony or if you don't like Jeff or you don't like us as a collective, you don't have to be here. Yeah. There are other shows or other podcasts. Why are you flipping me off?
Speaker: I'm not flicking you off, flicking all the people who don't like me because I ain't done shit to you, fuck you. I ain't done shit to anybody either. No, but like I said, that's where it comes to a jealousy thing. I swear, it comes down to, and I know, Chris, you said you don't agree, but some people don't have the balls to get up here and sit their face in front of a camera and give their opinion on whatever the concept is or the context of the conversation is.
Speaker: Well, it's not like our opinions. We just talk shit. Nobody's opinion matters. Nobody's opinion matters in the grand scheme of things. We were having the conversation about the... You can ask 400 people a question about one subject and you'll get 400 different answers. We were having the conversation about the Klan earlier and there's a... I don't know.
Speaker: There's a lot of stuff I don't know. I didn't know that they started that far back. I thought it was something to clean up. I didn't realize they went that far back either. I thought it was like in the 40s and 50s and stuff like that is when they, when they, I didn't know it went that far back. I thought it was all about slavery. Mm -hmm. I thought it was all about slavery and it's like it, when my teeth are broken. Tony, Tony, you want to, you want me to blow your mind a little bit? Take your time. Get fucking lost, losers. Exactly. The first slaves on the planet were white.
Speaker: Let me get close. I got in this show before we get into this. We can come back and have this conversation. Oh, no, I got I got I got this house. It's midnight on a Saturday. They're going to clean the house, clean it tomorrow afternoon. Nobody's here. Nobody's going to be there tomorrow either. What the hell is he doing? Tony's going to pull his wiener out. The whole street is going to go black. It's an eclipse.
Speaker: Where'd the sun go, Tony? We need the sun to survive. Oh, fuck. You know what a good movie for a comedy? White Chicks. It was a funny movie, but I don't know about a top prize. When dudes laying on the beach dressed as a chick and fucking Terry Crews standing... Where did the sun go?
Speaker: Right? Terry Crews was awesome in that movie. What, which, which? He called him Schwarzeneggero? Terry Crews was awesome in that movie. I do. I enjoy the hell out of Terry Crews though. He cracks me up. You know, I'll tell you what, Chris, take the time, watch Brooklyn Nine -Nine. He is fucking genius. I've watched, um, if I could fall into the sky, easy, Eleanor.
Speaker: Okay. I don't know. I don't know if that's a reference about Tony's pee -pee or... Yes. Well, she was talking about brush your teeth out of there, so I think she was probably using Tony's pee -pee to do so. I don't know. You make floss, right? You floss. I floss regularly. You know this. We out. You're pee -pee?
Speaker: Impressive, Tony. It's an impressive... You are hung well better than I, sir, because I can't even get close. Are you going to be on David Letterman's stupid human tricks? Genetics. Watch the amazing Tony as he flosses with his penis. You got a straight hand gap. I'm right here.
Speaker: You got a whole lot of issues if somebody's flossing their teeth with your pee pee Or they got one hell of a gap
Speaker: Like a fucking field goal. I was gonna say, are they from West Virginia? Missing some of their teeth first? I got, I got, I got two, I got it. I got two tooths. Dude, Chris, have you seen that, have you seen that,
Speaker: There's a, it's a tick tock view. This girl, she's like, she's talking about social distancing and everybody stitches it with, with like your teeth. Cause she's got a gap. You can put your fucking hands through. Yeah. All right. You are not wrong. Cooking. Years ago, years ago, I was working, but I worked for two minute truck. We moved a guy from Ohio to West Virginia. My partner and I,
Speaker: It was a four man move. So we had two trucks. The other other truck was two black guys and we were walking to this truck stop in West Virginia. It was like nine o 'clock at night on the side of a damn mountain and podunk as West Virginia. And I walked in and I was like, Hey, we might want to come in here separately. Cause they're going to be, they're going to be awfully jealous when we walk in here and between everybody in here combined, we have more teeth than, than, than them. You know, if we walk in one at a time,
Speaker: It was my partner.
Speaker: And one of the guy's aunt, my buddy, who him and I used to get in trouble all the time because he'd walk into the morning and be like, what up, cracker? And I was like, what up, darky? He was like, he pulled me to the side. He pulled me over by the lotto machine. He's like, click. I don't know if you've noticed this or not, but I'm black. And we're in West Virginia. He's like, do you mind not getting the people's attention? I was like, bro, you ain't black. You dark as night. So calm down.
Speaker: He was like he was like this is why I don't like doing these fucking long hauls with you I'm like why he's like cuz every time we do a long haul together We go to some podunk ass town in the middle of nowhere and your white ass shows He's like I don't need any more attention drawn to me he's like I am a six seven black man
Speaker: And he was, yeah, he was like a big, he called himself the Black Hulk. Michael Clark Duncan style. Yeah, he called himself the Black Hulk. He cracked me up because his favorite superhero was the Incredible Hulk. And he was swollen as fuck. He was like, I don't need any more attention drawn to me because of your dumb ass. And I was like, why do you think I'd do it? He's like, I know, that's why I fucking hate you. I was like, who the fuck's gonna fuck with you? You see how big you are? Yes.
Speaker: I was like, and I have to mention the fact, you know, me and my partner, Hemi, my partner, Hemi, we weren't small guys either. It was like, oh, you got your bag. Don't worry. We're three big ass to your partner. On the other hand, he's like a little spider monkey, but he can handle this. Yeah. Don't mess around with the small guys. We're like dynamite. We'll blow the fuck up. Burn your fucking shit to the ground.
Speaker: Hey, Chris, on them long hauls, do you ever play the penny game? No, Jeff. No, I'm telling you. Who you told me about this? It's the most genius thing. While driving a box truck or a van, you take a penny out window and you flick it up while you're in front of somebody and it lands on their hood.
Speaker: It is the funniest fucking thing, because if somebody's not expecting it, they'll shit themselves. No, you know what we used to do? We used to fuck with the road crew guys. And when they were working, we would clip their cones. If you hit the cones just right with your wheel, it would send the cone flying through the air. We used to do that. We used to do it all the time. When you're used to playing the penny game, when you're driving a decent sized box truck, you flick the penny up and it'll bounce off the top of the box and land on the hood of the car behind you.
Speaker: And if you do it right, you'll scare the shit out of the driver. Yeah, then you got a 100 car pile up, 40 people have died.
Speaker: turn into that Chris Farley speech. It's hilarious. Oh my god. Oh my god. And the new guy's over in the corner. All because you wanted to save a couple pennies. Get out. That fucking movie. Y 'all will see. Seriously, have you ever seen Tommy Boy?
Speaker: I think I watched it once, long time ago. Oh my god. Do yourself a favor. The next time you get the chance, burn it down. If you want to laugh your ass off, watch Tommy Boy and Black Sheep. Those two movies. We're still looking to the glass wall. We walked to the glass door. Is that Tommy Boy? Yeah, I think I saw that one.
Speaker: Fucking Herbie Con. Was it Tommy Boy? Was it Tommy Boy where they hit the deer and the son of a bitch came back to life in the back of the car? Yes! Yes! A fucking David Spade drives this beautiful GTX, fully restored, mid -conditioned, convertible. They hit this fucking deer. They don't know what to do because they're fucking retards. They put it in the backseat.
Speaker: And while driving down the road, this fucking deer wakes up and is just looking at them from behind them. And then when they look and see that it's awake, this fucking thing fucking flips out and destroys that car. And Chris Farley's reaction, he's like, I've seen a lot of crazy things in my life, but that was awesome. Very, very hard.
Speaker: No, exactly. Oh, jeez. I fucking love that movie. Lowe's is hiring. Fuck Lowe's. Full -time ass inspector. I mean, ass set inspector. Excuse me, sir. I need you to step over here. I need you to inspect your ass. Did you see Walmart is offering $100K a year to drive truck? Yeah. To do what? Drive truck. Where? Walmart.
Speaker: Where do we drive reasonably or nationwide? I don't know. I think it's long haul. It's got to be nationwide. It's got to be long haul, but still 100K a year. Because there's a shortage. I think it said, I think it said up to, that's where they get it. Yeah. Up to 100K. No, I think it was starting at. So my COVID. Oh my God, this woman. So you're COVID? Is that like? She's been with the long haul COVID.
Speaker: Oh. I just thought you were working on your stand up bit. So my COVID this week. So my COVID. What's the deal with COVID? I mean. Jesus. You know what? That was my terrible Seinfeld impersonation. Chris, you were talking earlier about catching clips of stuff on Facebook and shit. Mm -hmm. Fucking Seinfeld. Not a fan. I'm not either.
Speaker: Can't make me a fan. But every once in a while, a clip pops up and I just can't look away. I can't stand the show. No, it's been killing me on the YouTube and Facebook with the shorts. P .Q. Blinded it on YouTube, but then Facebook is Friends, and it's really making me reconsider and thinking about watching Friends. Friends? Better show how I met your mother.
Speaker: The problem I have with friends, when friends came out, it was funny. Don't want to stop saying it. But how I met your mother is way funnier. How I met your mother, and I think this is how I would be with friends, I'm not going to sit down and binge watch the hell out of it. And that's how I was with how I met your mother. Like, I like the show, it's funny, but I'm not watching, I might watch three or four episodes and then I might not come back to it again for a few months.
Speaker: Oh no, I can watch the entire series in a week. Yeah, it's not that funny. It's funny as hell, and I love Neil Patrick Harris in it. Barney Stinson is amazing. But it's kind of like Joey on Friends. I like him. Yeah, I love Joey. It's always Sonny falls into that category for me too, Crooked or Eleanor. The show is hilarious, and the cast is awesome, but I can't. He's only taking it in bits. Yeah. No, I get that.
Speaker: And what's his face? I'm fat. I'm muscle. I'm fat. I'm muscle. Like, dude, make up your mind. Are you going to be fat or are you going to be soul? Like, what's the deal? Pretty much. And even when you're fat, you still try to wear the same clothes you wore when you were all jacked up. Stop it. Right. Pretty much. That's why I got this big -ass closet. And it's completely full of shirts because it's all different stages of my weight. I love a show.
Speaker: I love finding a good TV show that I can binge, like I'm watching The Rooking right now and I'm loving it. But finding a good comedy show that's going to make you laugh all the time is hard to find. There's two for me and it's Psych and Scrubs.
Speaker: I've seen them so many times, I can recite episodes of them, Scrubs and Psych, because that's how I heard it. But the problem I have with something like Friends and How I Made Your Mother, they're great in small doses.
Speaker: Watch he won't watch how I met your mother cuz he's such a france friends freak. He loves who? No, nobody, you know what? Oh, yeah No, he used to live here. He moved Canada with his wife. He actually just got his Canadian citizenship. So congratulations him but
Speaker: He, he, great guy, but he just refuses to watch How I Met Your Mother because he's such a fan freak, a friend's freak. And I'm like, dude, it's such a better show. Well, I'm a teacher. I like the stupid humor. That's just my 14 -year -old teenage brain working at times. I like the simple humor. But no, I'm the same way. I mean, I can't sit down and that's why I've always got my phone. And if I'm watching something on TV, I'm usually playing a game on my phone as well.
Speaker: Because I, you know, I need that. If we're trying to pay attention to the movie, like brand new movies, if we're rewatching a movie, yeah, but if we're first time watching, we gotta pay attention. Well, no, but like, Chris, when you watch Pinky Blinders, there's gonna be times where you're gonna be looking at your phone. Don't. Oh, no, I go back and forth. You have to watch every fucking second or you're gonna miss it. Yeah, I go back and forth, you know. I'm watching the show, like, I'm watching Ozark. And I'm loving it. That's a lot of damn TV right there. That's a lot of TV.
Speaker: Ozark wrong as shit. Yeah, I mean it's hour -long episodes or whatever, but I'm... I think you get a kick out of the rookie, Chris. But I'm loving Ozark, but there's times in Ozark where it gets slow and I'm like, oh, let me, where's my phone? And I've got a few games on my phone that I play regularly. So, cause I'm not, I don't really do social media or anything like that. So I just get on my phone and play games. I'll scroll through TikTok every once in a while on certain things.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't even really scroll TikTok that much, but... I used to have a whole shit ton of games on my phone, but only because the kids used to download a bunch of stuff on my old phone. On my new phone, I have no games, because they are the ultimate time wasters for me. Yeah, that's all that. I played Call of Duty on my phone.
Speaker: Uh, I got the call of duty app and I've got a UFC game that I've, that I just downloaded UFC too. I started playing that, but then there's like, um, I got this wrestling game, this WWE, um, game that I've had for years. I mean, with all the wrestlers going over there, like a mortal combat style. No, it's, um, it's, um, fuck is it called?
Speaker: Oh, I do have a Marvel question. WWE champion. So it's like, you know, you used to have that. Yeah. You, you, you match the gyms and you're like, you're like in a match and then you match the gyms to, to move like functions and stuff. And then you built, you, you build up your special moves. I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's a hundred percent a time waster game, but it's one that I've had for years. I downloaded it to say it dropped.
Speaker: WWE Immortals. That's the one I used to play. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I had that too. I might actually still have that. Right now, I have two games on my phone and they're both the same game, but version one and version two. And it's, I think it's called Ultimate Drift. And it's... Oh, I've got need for speed. I've got need for speed on my phone. I just don't play need for speed very often, but I have it on my phone.
Speaker: I gotta remember what it's called.
Speaker: Can't do it no more, not in my 40s. In my 20s, I used to do it all the time. But now, I'm too fucking old. If I sit down on the couch and get a little bit comfortable, I'm out. Because you need to do it sit your ass down. Ain't nobody there, go to sleep. Amen to that, that's what I'm going to do. Yeah, I was just saying, nobody do it. Ain't the time that nobody's here to bother me to catch up on some sleep. If Jason's asleep, he's going to be up there in some time. That's good. Yeah.
Speaker: I've been letting my kids stay awake for a little bit later so they sleep in during the day. That's what I do with Jason. So I can get some work done in the morning. He puts himself to sleep, but then he'll get up when he's hungry. Okay, good to see. Eleanor's back, good to see. Just in time for us to close out. Right. Now we are going to hour and a half hurry. Hopefully I don't have to pay the same hell that I paid to get this episode up. God damn, I cannot wait until Wednesday.
Speaker: But, uh, no, we are going to wrap this up. We do appreciate y 'all hanging out with us. We appreciate y 'all listen, listening. If you're not already, go ahead and make sure you give us a follow on all social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and tick tock at nonsensical nonsense. You can get all the episodes of the podcast on Spotify and everywhere you listen to podcasts because yes, surprisingly we are every fucking where I don't know why or how, but I like it.
Speaker: Uh, don't forget Wednesday, we are changing platforms. We are going to StreamYard because Haps is going bye -bye. So if you guys want to hang out with us and catch us live, make sure you're following us on YouTube and Twitch at nonsense school nonsense or on Facebook.
Speaker: And if you want to check out the merch link, or the merch store, you can do that at teespring .com slash nonsense school nonsense podcast. There's all kinds of shit up there. I don't know at this point. I don't even pay attention to it. And you can always email us at nonsense school nonsense podcast at gmail .com. Again, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. We'll be back Monday. Tony, you good on Monday? I'm thinking yes. Hang on, let me verify. We'll find out Monday.
Speaker: I'm gonna get your answer now. Yes. Uh... Yeah, should be good, should be good, should be good. Monday will be our last show here on HAPS. Jeff, you gonna make an appearance for the...
Speaker: I will try. It depends on how my Monday is. Mondays for me are usually, there's like 400 fires. Well, Mondays we will bid adieu to Haps. Thank you guys for listening.
Speaker: Burn this motherfucker to the ground, you got damn right. But with that being said, we're gonna close it out the only way we know how. With our guys, BlacktopMojo, Wicked Woman, if you don't know who BlacktopMojo is, I've said it a million times at this point, go check them out on all social media and everywhere you stream music at BlacktopMojo. And if you do know who BlacktopMojo is, tell a friend, much like you should tell a friend about us. Go share, go follow, go like us.
Speaker: We'll see you all Monday for the brand new show. Wow, almost nailed it. I'm getting better.
Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until her arms roll in. She whispers prayers and purines in confused with the dead. She throws the bones into the fire and in darkness she can.
Speaker: I'm
Speaker: Give me other words, maybe I'll drown on you Oh, around the woods, a thousand eyes are gone and she starts to feast
Speaker: Hey! Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself?
Speaker: Sir, this is a sweetheart. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like something sharp. Something like I can stab, defend myself with. I've got some sharp cheddar combos over there. It's kind of like a witch cracker. A cheese baby. All right. Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Yeah, bathroom key. All right.
Speaker: for her shotgun. There, make sure you bring it back. And that'll be 1362. And I'm gonna have to have exact same. So we're in a coin shortage at the moment. Whatever, man. Okay. That's I'm sorry.
Speaker: No, you're in the sky Take this sacrifice I won't live forever No, the spirit in the earth Give me all your love Make me the kind of you
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck. Oh shit, Chuck. Oh shit, Chuck.
Speaker: Take this act and fight I want to live forever And I'll spill it in the air I'll give it whatever Make me a god like you Make me a god like you
Speaker: Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. We'll see you Monday night for a brand new episode of Nonsenseical Nonsense. Jeffrey, what do you have to say to the people? Doses! Tony, let these motherfuckers know. Mother hand ya, mother made ya, motherfucker. And with that being said, join us Monday, same Nonsenseical time, same Nonsenseical channel. Goodbye, motherfuckers. Hit the button.
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