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Speaker: Damn it. Always gets it. What is going on, gentlemen? Happy Wednesday. We've made it halfway. It is another episode. You need a light, sir. Nonsenseical nonsense.
Speaker: Shut up. I'm just going to behave myself real quick. Oh God. Oh God. I'm breaking everything over here. Excuse me while I break everything.
Speaker: What's going on chatters box? Welcome to another episode of nonsense. Golden nonsense. I'm Glick as always hanging out with Tony and the dark. Maybe he's not feeling well. We got Jeffrey in the house. Don't know where Michael is. That's what we're trying to figure out. I got to send him another invite cause it's not letting him in for some reason.
Speaker: But if you guys aren't already, go ahead and check us out on social media, at Nonsense School Nonsense, on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, you can join us live right here every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday on the old Haps, download the app, it's a free app. Give it a download, give us a follow, and then you can get every single episode of the podcast on Acre, Spotify, Google Play,
Speaker: Apple podcast basically anywhere and everywhere you get your little podcast and jollies from it is all up to date I did Today amongst other things I got Monday's episode Posted up so I got that going tonight and then I was working on some other stuff as well and
Speaker: But if you'd like to email us, you guys can always email us. You can get into the starting five Shatter's box list or whatever. We haven't really come up with an official name for you people yet. You can always remind these other three how great I am, how amazing I am.
Speaker: Just how lucky they are to have me in their lives. Can't believe I had a still clean world of shit you walked through every day, you talk about just now. Right? It's a good thing I'm over six, it's a good thing I'm over six foot tall. Hold on wait, hold on wait, I gotta go put my boots on cause the bullshit's gettin' pretty fuckin' deep. I graced you guys with my presence three times a week. It's a good thing we don't actually have a studio because it would stink like shit. Baskin' in this funnel of violence.
Speaker: No, you can't email us at nonsense good nonsense podcast at gmail .com Yeah, we got all that bullshit out of the way. Mr. Tony. How you doing tonight, sir? How you feeling man? You're looking a little looking a little worse for wear A lot of the time that I took off last month starting to catch up My paycheck was shook because of the days I was also I'm gonna be hurting economically for the next couple of weeks I'll fill you on that but uh
Speaker: I want to make sure my boy eats. Got a couple things I need to do, so I'm trying to work some moves I got to finish tonight. I'm just going to be happy, so I was tipped at all donations. It was the 2010s, and then we did 50 because I just met y 'all. But damn it, I ain't turning it down, because I believe in getting full, and I believe in feeding my boy. Amen to that. This is just going to be my early plea in the event that I go hungry, and y 'all see me. This ain't about Cromwell. This ain't about beer. This is about food.
Speaker: That's why I started door dashing just to just to get get make ends meet when I need it. It's there. I can go out do whatever I need to do. I did send you an invite Michael. Yes. Since you multiple invites little boy halfway. Oh, now we're sending another one.
Speaker: Does he have a different channel? I actually have no idea. I was all excited about my wife coming home today. She got home here about 4 AM. And by 7 AM, I was like, oh, I think I caught her COVID. Again, I just told you. By 9 AM, I tested positive.
Speaker: I don't think that's how COVID works. You probably got COVID some another way. Well, she has it as well. I mean, I'm sure her traveling the world during a pandemic doesn't help matters none. Exactly. And since you're both on this fucking anti -vax kick, that don't help matters none either. I will never not be on that kick. Well, go take your horsey warmer and make yourself better.
Speaker: Like I said, I'm not a doctor. I just don't think COVID works that fast. Well, it is a possibility. You better go shave your beard. That's how you got it. Fuck it. But literally, I was fine. And by 9 a .m., I had tested positive. Yeah, like I said, too. But it didn't help that as soon as she got home, I was like, come here, give me some sugar.
Speaker: Oh, but in the comment, in the messenger, you said she couldn't keep her hands off of you. No, I, no. So it was the other way around. Oh, did I? It was the other way around. Yeah, she was trying to get away from you, the last thing she wanted to do. I can't focus on my type today. She just had two weeks of... She just had two weeks of Colombian men. She had to come back to you. She was ready to throw herself out the window.
Speaker: I don't know if that's how COVID works. I don't know. I'm not a doctor.
Speaker: Like I said, it's not that I go that fast. Well, it didn't help that I had my tongue halfway down our throat. So, you know, exactly. I was like, um, he sent me a couple of times may take your time, bro. Um,
Speaker: I know this thing has been glitching up a little bit. I'll definitely state it. I would definitely request you stay in chat in the event that you are not up here and let you get tied up. Either way, the door is going to be open when you get sick. The way to settle then. Yeah. Just, uh, refresh and everything. I will send you, I'm sending you another one right now, but I'm says the fucking lone ranger. What the goddamn right.
Speaker: I don't get to wear my hat very often, and I look good in my hat, so. You look more like Tonto. You might look good in the hat, but you're making a hat in the bag. Nice. Really? That boy had a good one. Yes, really. You don't know what the hell you want to do. It's a Cabela's hoodie, damn it. It's a country hat hoodie. And it's camouflaged. Yeah, but still. Yeah, I know. I was just going to say, I couldn't see.
Speaker: I'm hating hard as hell. Speaking of victories. Before we get too far into the show, I do want to say one thing, a little shout out if I may, and I may because I'm the host and I do what I want. But a very special happy birthday to my beautiful girlfriend.
Speaker: Today is her birthday, I've only told her about 900 times, happy birthday. Yes, happy birthday to you. But I hope she, she, hopefully she's had a good day even though she was stuck in a classroom most of the day. Classroom. But happy birthday to her. I thought she was a cop, not a teacher. I don't have my headphones on, that's why I'm just going through the speaking. So, it isn't showing an invite. Why are you not getting an invite?
Speaker: Oh, you know what it is? Exit out of Haps, come back into Haps, and it should show up by then. Yes. Because I have that issue every once in a while. That's what we said. Refresh everything. Restart everything. My voice naturally repowers everybody. Sorry.
Speaker: I could be like Mike and say that I have a deep voice and then try to do Darth Vader and be like, look, I am your son. Everybody's intimidated by my deep voice. The Fandor. Well, if he sticks, if he sticks with his words of wisdom, then I'm assuming that it will. Yeah. Which I still haven't gotten the video for that yet.
Speaker: I just want the audio, just so I have it. We'll go ahead and roll into the, let the chatters know who won this week. See if Mike can get in here before we announce ours. And I'll read off the chatters box list. Why did you put Tony's list in the chatters box list on Facebook? I just received that today. Did I? Yeah.
Speaker: I think I... That's weird. I apologize if I didn't. Anyways, the Challenge Boxer champions... Uh... Teenu... That scared me for a second. Ah, there it goes. So, Teenu newcomer, Pat, look at that. Weets.
Speaker: But she had me at week. Simon. You're going in and out, bro. You're going in and out. Yeah, you're going. Yes. That's because Mike. Every time you start messing with Windows, you start going in and out. You want me to read them off? I've got them pulled up. I just have to let it finish. Yeah, if you want to read them off real quick, it's because my page is loading.
Speaker: Yeah, I would say every time you start messing with pages on your computer, we can tell because that's when you start to glitch out. But it sounds better now. Okay, so Tina Newcomer has Viewmaster, Weebles, and she had me at Weebles. Simon says, toss across tic -tac -toe and a share doll. He's gonna kick on it. Victor Davis had the Oscar Minor Wiener whistle. Popples.
Speaker: You're clicky. Castle gray skull from He -Man. Oh, that's what Weebles are. And her. Yeah, Weebles, they fall over, but they can't fall down. Yeah. And then her backup was the Barbie Dreamhouse. Weeble and then Wobble, but they can't fall down, yes. Betty Ryan had Tamagotchi, the Easy Bake Oven, the Furby, Pogs, and Bop -It.
Speaker: And James had Transformers, Big Wheel, Godzilla, Lego, and Battleship. Oh, I did do that. That's my list. Yeah, I copied it. Yeah, that's what I said. I copied the wrong one. My bad. I didn't even realize it. Tina's going to win, though, honestly. She's got a hell of a list. The view master floored me. I'm not going to lie.
Speaker: Well, Viewmaster wasn't really my kicker. My kicker was the Weebles, because I had a ton of them. Well, the Viewmaster floored me, but the tic -tac -toe with the beanbags, I was done. Yes. My sisters had that, and I think it was awesome. Hey, I just said, I think we had one of those. That was the all -time top 10. How's it going, Patricia? Patricia, how you doing? Oh, sorry.
Speaker: Sorry, I'm over here trying to help Mike through his technical difficulties as well. So in the chatters box, the votes went, Vicki had one, Betty had two, and Miss Tina walked away with it on her four votes. There you go. I called it early. I did too. So three weeks, three different champs. There you go. I was going to say, did you get Michael fixed up? Because if I switch back and forth, it's going to glitch again.
Speaker: Also I'm trying to, oh, he's on his phone. Oh, okay. Well, while you do that - I wonder if he's having the same issue you had where his location was off. Yeah, go ahead and rattle ourselves. Make sure your location's on, Mike. So Chris had the Thundercats, oh, the original NES, T -Man, the Teddy Ruxman, my buddy, and his extra was Game Boy.
Speaker: Um, Mike had the Super NES, the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, the Bobbit, the Stretch Armstrong, uh, Street Sharks, which I actually had to look up, I didn't know what they did, uh, and K 'Nex, which I had a bunch.
Speaker: Yeah, I could not remember him once I saw them I was like, okay I get it That's what I had to do with the name the name I was just like Yeah, that's what I had to do is the Transformers big wheel Godzilla battleship go bots and then the Mon Chi Chi
Speaker: Muscled up gay Latino men yes, and then I had super Sony Tony Tony micro machines the BMX bike and my pet monster
Speaker: my pick. I would like to say I would like to say it's like a plush doll, but it was, it was purple and blue and I remember it. Yeah. And he came with like orange handcuffs that you could like, if you hold his arms, the handcuffs would break. Yeah. Cause you squeeze his stomach and his, his arms would come out and break them, break the chains. And then he had like a, he had like a, like a cousin or a friend or something that was a different color. Right.
Speaker: There was, there was like, like I said, my dad had one. I don't know. Yeah, his name was Chris. Okay, he's, no, well, it was, but, okay, he's trying to see if he can get his, well, now Mike's trying to get his computer to reboot, and hopefully if his computer reboots, then he can. Oh, for fuck's sake. See what you did, man. See what you did. He literally read the Wikipedia page. Jesus. I don't know about Monty Cheese.
Speaker: I did not look up, I meant to, because I wanted to fact check it, but I forgot. I'm glad. Corduroy. Yeah, but Corduroy was close. There was nothing to look up and or fact check. Literally, because I didn't know what they were.
Speaker: I didn't either. So I googled it, and the first thing that popped up was the Urban Dictionary definition. Now granted, and as I said on the podcast, granted I did spell it wrong, but still, that's beside the point.
Speaker: I don't I don't make the rules. I mean, I've just so so who won this week I'm just glad that Tony felt like this was a safe place Where he can finally come out and admit things that he's been holding back all these years And he knew that he would not be judged too harshly see Tony This is why I didn't mind you and Michael coming on to the show because that takes a lot of the heat off be for this bullshit I know
Speaker: I was like, yeah, everybody else takes a beat. Oh, the sock monkey. Those are huge. Yeah. Well, with that being said, this was actually pretty close this week. Jeffrey and Mike, you guys tied once again.
Speaker: I said it on the show that I spelled it wrong because I didn't know what the hell they were. Then Tony re -spelled it. Yeah. Mike and Jeff, they tied this week with two. What are you going to do? And then it comes down to Tony and I. Oh, Tony's eyes just light up for those who can't see.
Speaker: He's got excited. Y 'all don't see it. Sucka! Sucka! It's still raining, champ. You punk bitches can't play with me. Can you dig it? Sucka! Because the champ is here!
Speaker: I'm sorry what? Until I get my victory, I'm gonna have my theme music for your ass. You stole my book of teachings. Fire time! Fire time! Fire time! Fire time! Fire time! Champion! There's gonna be no one waiting with him after any weeks. Mr. Dom Brady, you're put on notice, sir. I have seven championships too now. I'm going for one more, and I'm gonna retire.
Speaker: just so I can say I have more championships than Tom Brady. Yeah, but working for your championship and Tom Brady working for his championship, two totally different things. We're still both champions. I'm not saying I'm the biggest sports guy. We're still champions. We're both champions. So we're co -champions? No. Tom Brady and I are champions. You guys are the New York Jets of the starting five.
Speaker: by other TikTok pages because I got the votes there too, so. Oh, I got my theme music in my head. Y 'all wait till I get it. I just keep changing mine every week. I keep John Cena there. I thought long and hard about this new one. And Chris and I actually discussed it a couple of weeks ago. And it is going to be the ultimate TV and movie romances. As in.
Speaker: I am the New England Patriots.
Speaker: I'm
Speaker: the boys from scrubs. You got the boys from psych. So why don't you just, why don't you just keep on going? Just keep going. As in, as in four hours later, well, it is like, if you want to go, if you want to go even to the point of Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger, hell no.
Speaker: I heard Tony wants to do a sequel to that with Pedro. That is the list. Moving from TV, you have to know there's a genuine friendship with the two guys.
Speaker: Yes. So pretty much the duo, if you will. Yeah, the dynamic. I mean, you could even do Batman and Robin. Yes. But you would have to say which Batman and Robin. That wasn't a bro man. That was a sexual predator grooming a small child. Tummy Batman wasn't a pedophile.
Speaker: When Deb Grayson got too old, what did Batman do? He went out and found another little boy to replace him. When that guy got too old, he let the Joker kill him and then he went out and found another little boy. Tell me he didn't have pedophile tendencies. You suck. There's no one in here. I'm just here to ruin your childhood. I should put it... I really need a warning. I need a warning right before I say shit. Tony and Chris on Haps does not count because it's not TV and movies.
Speaker: Well, I mean, we're on camera. Making romances. Yeah, but it's TV and movies, so it is worldwide famous. How do you know we're not worldwide famous? Because I know. Because we would have a lot more views than we were. Maybe we keep our fame low key and we do this just as a community outreach. I'm very proud of you. I've got some too, but they have thrown me with this one. I doubt if I will win, but I will be thinking.
Speaker: Well. So, so. Yeah, I think the thing I fear is Chris and I have two shows that we absolutely love. And we're going to fight over who gets which one. I should have thrown. Well, see, this is the thing of me not knowing your list, because if I know this is going to be a list, I would have thrown my list this week and taken the. Oh, I'm taking the time. I know because I know who you want.
Speaker: I don't think you do. I think I will. I think I'll get who I want. I don't know. Because I already know who my first is going to be. I have not started compiling. Lily, I don't try to do that because that would be unfair. So when do we start somebody inches?
Speaker: Well, you submit your entries on Saturday, Tony. Betty, you can send it in. Anybody in the chatters box, you just have to have your list in by the end of Saturday night, by the end of Saturday night's show, you can email them to us at nonsensicalnonsensepodcastatgmail .com. Bam! Like a fucking veteran in the game, I hit that shit.
Speaker: And then the first four that get in will get their list put up and you guys can be able to vote on them as well. Yeah. And I won't check it. I won't check the email until Saturday night when we're actually doing the list. After our lists are up, that's when I'll check the email because it would give me ideas and I don't want those ideas.
Speaker: because that would be, once again, unfair. Because I do have to say the chatter's box comes up some really good pulls that don't even cross my mind. Like the tic -tac -toe that Tony and I were talking about. That did not even remotely cross my mind. Phenomenal choice. And that's what is outside interest and outside of what we think. Everybody's aspects on everything is very fun. That's why I like to listen. I love the fact, like Helen said, she's in Scotland, so we're worldwide. All of you out there.
Speaker: Well seniors in there big mouth because that's what everybody else keeps saying to me that they're gonna beat me and ain't nobody beat me yet The chatter's box hasn't even been able to beat me yet Yes
Speaker: Nothing back there. I ain't got no reason to be skirt. As long as you know where it is. Once again, for those who can't see, Chris stood up and was looking behind him. I ain't never skirt. My Chevy's heavy. Come play with me, son. Yeah, I said it. Brian, he's waiting on Mike to come up. Because Mike is supposed to be here, so no disrespect. But definitely everybody, y 'all keep a list ready. But this is going to be pretty interesting.
Speaker: Steve, what's good? Yeah, everybody coming all good. Last time I let Brian come up and turn into the fucking Mexican Tourism PSA Center. Yeah, I did. Fucking him and Jeff over there sucking each other off about Mexico. Cancun's awesome, dude. Cancun's cool. I don't know why he cannot. Why did you turn? Your light looks like your light went out, Chris.
Speaker: No? Like your background got real dark all of a sudden. Yeah, I wonder what's up with that. I don't know, I'm over here. I'm trying to, uh, trying to figure out what's going on with Mike. I'm not eating that shit. Gross! Chris, you just got called out. I'm gonna go ahead and read this and this is not the few expressions voiced by us, but...
Speaker: Brian says, not only will I win, I will shave my nut sack and weave it into your beard. Shit. Oh, what's the one now? That is shot fire. See, that's why that little Mexican better be careful, because he will get deported back to Mexico. And yeah, I know you're not really Mexican, but you will be deported. Well, go ahead and submit your list and see how you do. Big boy. Wow. All I got to say is, wow.
Speaker: Because if I had ballsack hair to shave, I would gladly shave it and sprinkle it onto your fajitas and let you enjoy it. Dude, there is such a thing as too much info. And you've crossed that line. I keep my shit clean. I keep my shit manscaped. I'm not bald, but manscaped and take care of your business.
Speaker: I don't need to know that shit personally. No, you don't let it grow. You landscape it. You walk around looking like a bald cat. That's on you. Fuck that. I don't look like a bald cat. The fuck? That's gross. Sometimes trying to deal with him is like dealing with a small child. Who, Brian? No, that's like a special needs child.
Speaker: or your boss. I give up. I give up. Like I said, it should be an interesting list. It should be something that we can kind of really sink your teeth into because, I mean, you have all of movies and all of TV to choose from. And I did have a question. And the question is for Tony when it comes to bromances. No, you won't. Nobody will take it.
Speaker: Would you count the father and son duo from Sanford and son as a bromance? The only reason I would count it is because we're looking for the two male
Speaker: two male actors on the shoulder. But they did genuinely care about each other. That's why it's father and son. That's a natural. I'm going to say no. But as far as a co -host thing, I would. I'm going to throw a monkey wrench to everybody. I'm trying to make. I'm trying to pick Jason. What are you doing? Is Hap still doing the bullshit where you have to have a thousand followers or whatever to go live? It's possibility. My thing is, I'm trying to like, I'm trying to think harder than BJ and the bear.
Speaker: That's all I'm going. So there's your monkey range to everybody's list right now. Top of that. Yeah, you still have to have a thousand. To do what? To actually sign in, to actually go live on HAPS. No you don't. I'm going to mute my mic for just a second. You good, bro. A lot of people have been able to broadcast, I mean, go live.
Speaker: without that number if you were grandfathered in if you were broadcasting before the um no that's not true well no that's not true because jeff was broadcasting it took i had to re -sign up in everything under nonsensical nonsense info where before i didn't that was a couple months ago uh recently they fixed it so they did okay yeah everybody take a trial run because we got a few people who weren't able to broadcast all of a sudden they've been able to
Speaker: And I was helping people out ever since the update started, making sure people was able to try it. I want to just take a shot at it. I'm calling you a liar. We took all halfway. How about the thousand? Yeah, but that was before they did the bullshit with the update and started screwing all the people who've been here since day one and only jerking off the musicians on this app. Right about now, everybody who was here before the update should be able to broadcast. Should.
Speaker: I don't know if, I don't know if bike was in here or not because Jeff was the same way. He was in here pretty much the same amount of time that I was. I was here maybe just a little bit before him and everything was going smooth, going smooth. And then one day Jeff couldn't get on. So finally.
Speaker: Even after I told him from Jump Street, he finally logged into all of our social media and linked it up, and then he was able to put back on it. Yeah, but switching the links on the phone is such a pain in the ass. We're doing it on the laptop. It's so much easier. Oh, Brian? Just for a second. Brian, the email is nonsensicalnonsensepodcastatgmail .com. All one word. See, look, you did better than Chris. Chris has been trying for 80 episodes. Right. Y 'all silly.
Speaker: Didn't know how clever his phone was. Boys, I've never been so happy. My wife is home. Even though she gave me COVID, I don't care. No, you don't care. You're happy she's there. If that's the deal, the routine, her being there. Well, seriously, the funny thing is we've been together for so long that, Chris, we can't hear you, by the way. But we've been together for so long, neither one of us could sleep.
Speaker: while she was away. I have to call you. She'd call me and pass out. That's a good life. Just for me talking to her. I'm not going to be funny. Yeah. It's a good life, but yeah, you two give me a break.
Speaker: I was sending Mike a message. He's over here getting all frustrated and pissed off. And so I said it's like dealing with a child, trying to walk him through things. And he's just like, fuck it. I give up. I quit. No, but like there's little, little stupid things about Haps. Like that one day we were literally trying to do the show, getting ready to do because that was where they had the pre -show set up where we were backstage and you don't see our cameras.
Speaker: And I could not log in for the life of me. I couldn't go live. And it turns out it's because I had my location off. Yeah. Well, that's what I was telling you. Make sure your location's on. Yeah. Log in, log out, or on. That is similar points. Now, you do not have to put it in there when you go live, but it has to be on at least. I think that's an excellent joke.
Speaker: That's what we had to do. I was literally sitting there getting pissed off. And somebody was on the phone with Chris, because I was on the phone with Chris while trying to do it. And somebody was on the phone with Chris, and she was pissed. Yeah, and she was pissing me off so bad I was ready to chuck the phone. And it took everything I could not to tell her where to go. This is a controversial topic, but I would definitely, definitely, definitely be interested in all aspects.
Speaker: of what's going on. I'm going to save it till later. What's going on? OK. You really want to know? You can't ring a bell and then just walk away. Well, whether or not we get into it is another story. Yeah. Yes. OK. Just for? Yeah, that's where he was going. I'm telling everybody. I'm asking. I'm telling everybody what I'm seeing on the news. Apparently, Leah Thomas, I think that's her name, is facing roadblocks for competing in the Olympics. And if you do not know, Leah Thomas is a transgender swimmer.
Speaker: They don't know who's facing Roblox. Well, we had that discussion about that. Yeah, and I'm looking at it. She's facing Roblox. I can understand it. I know I've had a discussion more than once. No, I'm not trying to start nothing. But now that we are here and we can actually see the event, I would definitely be interested to hear what everybody thought about it.
Speaker: I don't know anything about this story. Chris walked in, dropped a fucking hand grenade and walked out. He's on his computer and his phone. He's trying both. On the same subject. And the problem I have with it, and I won't get in depth to it, is there is a clear disadvantage. If you see him as a swimmer, yes.
Speaker: Right. Was it a man that transitioned into a woman? No, it's a man that turned into a woman. I'm looking. They showed the picture and I saw the signs difference. I would have to agree to a severe disadvantage physically. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, the best example I saw was that there was a transgender, originally male, transgender woman, and she was dominating. Oh, the race? The females. But when she competed against males, when she was male, she was coming to last place.
Speaker: I mean, that's obviously clear disadvantage for the quote unquote cisgendered females. That's the obvious argument. Like I said, I'm not even trying to be biased. As I look at the size difference, I got to be like, yo, seriously. The size difference. The size difference is bad. The male weight lifter, the transgender into a female, and just started dominating on Australia as well. Which is possible. I'm a right back voice. You're good. It's possible.
Speaker: There's a significant size difference between. Oh, hey, baby. No, and that's what we said. That's what we said when we talked about it before. Absolutely. I'm sorry that and it's one of those things where are you even and this is another thing that puts a bad light on.
Speaker: Not that there's anything wrong with transgenders or transitioning, but with the argument. Well, this is a thing that puts a bad light on it and people want to judge so harshly because are you really transgender or are you just saying you're transgender because you fucking suck at the sport you chose and now you found an easy way out. You pulled an OBJ.
Speaker: and took the easy route to a championship. I mean, no, not yet. The thing is, it would look like it by how the defeat is and everything. And as far as athleticism, hell, if you want to compete, compete, I ain't mad at you. But that size difference is entirely drastic. Well, as we said previously, and I mean, I don't want to dive too much into it too much. But men are what I saw. I don't think anybody would be misjudged and be like, no, that's too much. Yeah.
Speaker: I don't know this story specifically. I haven't seen anything about it. Yeah, they were just talking about it. This is all for now. But men are biologically, we are built bigger, we are built stronger, and we're built faster in general compared to most women. A good majority.
Speaker: Yes. Exactly. Well, a high school male can literally set a world record on female running. Let me, let me jump in. Helen, I'm going to be honest with you. You're right. And like I said, it was just on when I was looking at it. And then I looked at so you was putting everything in the comments. So I do apologize for that. It was just looking like the size difference is crazy. Yeah.
Speaker: So I apologize. I apologize. The other example is the male that transitioned into a woman in MMA and almost killed a woman in the ring. I heard about that. We talked about that one time. We did talk about that. But I mean, here's the thing. I'm not really worried about the Habs team being tagged because we're having this discussion. We're not saying anything derogatory. We're not saying anything bad. Last time I checked.
Speaker: Yes, ma 'am. It's my show. We can do what we want. It's our show. I've said a lot worse with HAPS teams members in my broadcast. Gotcha. So I'm not really worried about that because we're not saying or doing anything bad. I would hope that they're not that easily offended because we're having an honest discussion.
Speaker: Right. I don't know the ins and outs of transitioning or transgender. I do have firsthand experience because my brother transitioned from a female to a male. So I have kind of learned. I've actually learned a lot from him.
Speaker: Because there was a lot of things that I didn't know and there was a lot of things I was curious about And you can't just You can't just have a lot of a lot of times you can't have open conversations with people that you don't know that well And who else to have the conversation with other than your sibling Well somebody somebody actually has been going through the transition. I wanted to yeah, so I've actually learned quite a bit and and I
Speaker: You should actually talk to your broster about coming on the show. I have, I have, um, okay, okay. Yeah, now Haps is telling him he doesn't have enough followers. So he's going to go log into our Twitter account and get it all linked up. And then he'll be Mike, Mike, Mike. He was just all with us the other day. I know, but that's what Haps did to Jeff. The same thing happened to me. We were in the movie. You know what it is? You know what it is? Here's the thing. It all comes down to, um,
Speaker: Just cuz we're added does not it doesn't count as a broadcast for us Wait a minute. He's invited. He's invited into the broadcast. It can't come up. That doesn't make sense But he doesn't have a thousand followers either through his linked broadcast or his linked social media and Or his show I do apologize. No, you're fine. Don't worry about it. But that situation right there with Mike He has just been on
Speaker: Invite the school broadcast. But coming in and being, you gotta invite somebody. The same thing happened to Jeff. We were literally three, four months into doing the podcast and Jeff had been, we were in the middle of doing a show and Jeff just cut out. They booted him out of the middle of a show. Because I didn't have a thousand followers. That's what I said. That's been the problem since this update and they refocused their attention
Speaker: on creators that are already huge and massive, and they've taken away what people really liked about this app in the beginning. I mean, a lot of people are still - And to be able to grow is almost impossible.
Speaker: Well, he's logging in, he's logging into our Twitter and I told him to link everything up. If he has to, he can link up our Instagram. What all do I have linked up to this day? Instagram and the Twitter really get your numbers. The Twitter's not working for me at all. Instagram, it worked at one point and then it stopped.
Speaker: I have the Instagram YouTube and Twitter. That's the only thing I have connected No, yeah, but in order in order to have that 1k you have to have initially 1k off of your social media and or your followers on this app and then you can collaborate with people and I
Speaker: Uh, no, I agree. He should be reported as a bug. He was just, I would say that he was just up here. He's been up here for the last several episodes. That's not what we were told. Yes. They could tell us whatever they want, but what they're actually doing is a totally different fucking story. That's the complaint from a lot of people. That's the complaint from, and I'm sorry, you can log into this app any time a day and night and more than likely you're going to get the same three musicians crammed down your fucking throat. Yep.
Speaker: It doesn't matter, so that's who they're currently stroking off and they don't care about the other people. No matter how much we bitch and complain about it. That's just the cold hard facts and the truth. So you make do with what you can, you enjoy your broadcast, and you do what you gotta do to come on here. Which is what I do. Tony's been live with me. I've been live with Tony and I've bitched and gone off.
Speaker: It doesn't get us anywhere. We just make do and we move along and hopefully we hope for the best because this is a good platform. This is a good app at the end of the day. I'm having a fucking ball. Yeah. There are a lot of really good people on here that I've met. Tony's met several good. I know Tony's met a lot more people than I have, but at the end of the day, the creators, they are the creators and they can say all that. They're going to chase their numbers. They're going to find a way to generate money over us hanging out. I fully understand that. Like I said, at the end of the day, it's all about that green.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah. Well, and that and Tony, this is what I said several times. That was the death of Periscope because Periscope used to be like that. And then all of a sudden they started doing all this crazy ass bullshit and they went away like the dodo. Well, they lost a lot of their celebrities too, if you ask me, because the celebrities are the reason I went on in the first place. At first, but he's the best one in the longest war and give it a time of day. He brought a celebrity in, so we get no love.
Speaker: Mm -hmm. I'm not disagreeing with your point. I'm talking about the Kaban creative numbers. You currently have 4 .3. It doesn't matter how many Mike has. You should be able to join. Yes. I agree. Yes. No, I agree 100%. But that's not how I'm with them. That's why I'm with the one that says, which. I know they said that, but that's not what they're doing. You have to have, personally, 1 ,000 followers. And the nice thing about it is they do allow your social media to count for it. So you can link up your Facebook and everything like that. That's why I'm here. I don't have 1 ,000 followers.
Speaker: Haps I don't think I don't know Jeff doesn't but we combined our social media So that was a great way to get around, you know that they gave us that that loophole But that's also another way for Haps to get their name out there is by us. I'll link in our social media They would fix the bug for tick -tock I would have Well over almost close to 20 ,000 followers easily across the board
Speaker: easily but like we ain't forget you fucking now I'm still helping you I'm still trying to go for it all right we gotta go with the duos I don't have their list up
Speaker: Well, it's for Saturday. Calm down. You have till Saturday. Because we literally, when we first started this, Chris and I discussed it, we discussed it doing it for a show. Like, announce the category, do the show, the next show, the winner, announce the category, do the picks. And it kind of got to be, it would be almost
Speaker: It's it's hard to come up with the list off the top of your head on every subject So Tony does it every day. We got might be why I know hey Tony, maybe maybe take your time Maybe take your time and wait and think about it. Maybe I wouldn't be five in a row seven times and me
Speaker: I'm just saying. I just gotta hear you bastard. Now granted, now granted, 99 % of the time I'm usually a half hour before the show pulling a list out of my ass. Well, that's good though. That's good. That's good. But I think about it throughout the week. But the beauty of the list all comes down to is like this list that we're going to do, I know Chris and I are both going to go, well, if I pick that, Chris is going to be on his list as well.
Speaker: because there are several shows that Chris and I just adore. Like I said, for example, I just started watching the show The Neighborhood. It's not a major bromance, but its potential could be on the list.
Speaker: Don't worry. We got some good ones. I am on your ass already. You have till Saturday. No, no, no, no, no. I'm going to email mine now. No, but don't email because then I know your list. You do yours live with us. All right. Damn. It's the anticipation. That's what I told you last week, Tony. Don't send me an email.
Speaker: I am. Yeah, that's my problem. I can't, I can't strive on the on the on the TikTok desktop. I am. You are what? Whose ass are you on? I'm just glad you came. You dug your way out of the gutter and actually made it out of last place this week. I know. I was really surprised because you had a good list. I'm not going to lie. I was a little shook by that list, but I knew I had it in the bag. I was just a little nervous.
Speaker: We know he is. He's obsessed with muscled up Latino asses. You better watch out for that. Watch your mouth. We found that out Saturday night. No, we didn't. Oh, that reminds me. You outed yourself, sir. I did that. Did you get what we were doing fixed when you and I were talking last night?
Speaker: paypal
Speaker: okay today i think that's them um so i just got a double check on the actual site but i got on the site and then i got sidetracked you've seen the pictures i sent you didn't i yeah i saw them i like mine better by the way the one i sent you did i send you one i thought i sent you one not at those no i did i did send one on the back it says bob was here and it's got killed those blinds
Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker: It literally came off the top of my head I pictured it in my head and I was like I have to make this and it's cool It's a black coffee cup and it says
Speaker: it's not coffee and then at the bottom it says it's beer and then on the other side it says nonsensical nonsense with our logo it's gonna look awesome and cam congratulations for buying the first one for the headlights and then we got a couple couple t -shirts coming i have ideas for days did the other ones that i create pop up i can't check it right now because
Speaker: Glitched I don't know. But yeah, we do have a merchandise store. It is in progress. It is in the works The leggings I made today were better But and they they got approved Go for it so I just got to Sorry, I'm still over here trying to help this help Mike I
Speaker: And I don't know what happened to Jeff he dropped out Yeah, my I hit the wrong button it brought my just my hat page or something else what it and I was like I Don't know what the heck is going on there
Speaker: So y 'all are in trouble. I already got four people from my list. Y 'all are in trouble. Y 'all are in trouble. You keep saying that. Y 'all are in trouble. You keep saying that. Yes, I am. Yes, I shall. Like I said, when it comes to my list. But every week, every week, I'm new to your audience. They have to get used to me.
Speaker: You have been warned. You also have to remember you can't walk into a dark room. People can't see you when you walk into a dark room. That's your fault. Now we can smile again. There he is. I see him. You got to smile and open your eyes. It's going to get you open your eyes. OK. Jackass. No, I'm just kidding. No. No, actually, Tony, our audience really likes you. No, I appreciate all of them, honestly. They just don't like your list. They don't.
Speaker: I got high waves and no votes. I felt like Ross Perot. Open the door. Open the door. Open the door. I told a couple people that you were, you know, before it happened that you were coming on the show and they got excited, man, because they know what you're about and they know what you and I are about. Exactly. Be safe. Sorry, y 'all. Thank you, Cena.
Speaker: Okay, okay, I think Mike's got it fingered out. Fingered out or figured out, are you serious? Fingered out. Same difference. Twat did you say? I have an ear infuction. I'll finger it out later. Hawkers. Hawkers. Mike's gonna make it in just in time for the break. The second break, for those of you who were not here last week and the second break, I have a special treat for you guys.
Speaker: Or not last week, but Monday night for the end of the show. Right. I just sent him another one, just sent. Yeah, give him a minute. Let's see if that helps him. Will you wait a second? Busy body you. You know that. We'll see if that... No, we're not blaming him. I will blame him, but it's not his fault. You guys just play along. We'll blame you. It's all about just giving him shit.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah, Tony got some votes this week. Well, like I said, you know, Tony's just got to, you know, he's got to elevate himself. He's got to, he's got to step up his game. He's got to get on my level. I have to downgrade myself to get on your level. Oh.
Speaker: I do have to say the stuff, the other stuff I created, I think you can only create so many things a day. As far as? On our merchandise, on our merchandise? Yes. Because I created, as Chris and I were talking the other day, I had like 14 things I created and none of them have come up on the thing. Well, you could only have so much merchandise.
Speaker: So when you create a hoodie and then you make it a t -shirt and this and the other, that counts. You can only have like 25 things. No, no, no, no. But even the design, the design itself, it wouldn't let it come. It's not showing up. I just checked it. Cause I have, I have created the ultimate shirt that I must buy myself. Uh, it is the, the Bob's driving shirt. Uh,
Speaker: for our pilot driver, Bob. And I sent pictures of it to Chris. I thought it would look really cool. Chris likes it as well. And it's not showing up on the website. So I have to redo it again. Let's see if it'll come up. That's a mess up. Don't give me that. Use this one.
Speaker: Y 'all forgive me. Deal on my son in the back, bro. Got us some dinner. So the outside interference is all my fault. It'll take full responsibility. But I'm a full -time dad. And I'll curse you out harder than Glickwill. When it comes to being a father, I gives the business. I gives the business. I wasn't listening. I'm still over here trying to. Apparently, I'm adding a new label to my door.
Speaker: And it's it Technical difficulty specialist. Yeah, I didn't go to school for this shit Yeah He's back he's back on haps who any he can go to the okay, I
Speaker: He can go to the window, like he can go to the live section where he can create his own live. Mike's on Habs by himself, but it's running in a loop. Yeah, I think he killed it. That loop thing's been happening randomly as well. Right. Well, we even had that problem the other day when we started to go and it was running in a loop and we had to completely stop the show and start over.
Speaker: Yes. He had a looping. That's a major glitch today. Saturday. I'm quite sure that's been reported, too. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah, I don't know what the hell is going on, but let's, uh, I just think everybody's going to break. We'll take a break. Yeah, take a break. Try to bring him up, man. I'll be here. Yeah, take a break. You guys go ahead and eat. That way you're not trying to eat right on the broadcast. I will be finger licking in front of all you motherfuckers faces.
Speaker: I finished eating already. I haven't eaten anything all day. Is it awkward that I have a boner?
Speaker: You guys go ahead and do that. I have to run to the game. It's awkward that you even there told us. That's a great time. I thought he said finger licking all up in your face. Oh, I know. Yeah, niggas. Yes, you did. Yeah, I get to. So where can I turn him? My man Carter thinks he's been revoked. I wrote a poem for a woman this week. No, that's a good thing. That's a good thing, man. That's a good thing. I said my girlfriend's sweet things every single day. I tell her sweet things every single day. That's it.
Speaker: That's a gold star on your man card right there, Pena. And if it ain't from us, it damn sure is from her. Keep doing it, damn it. The hell's wrong with you? Exactly. Fuck whatever any of us say, because she's going to absolutely love that. You're bad to work. I got to teach you everything. Be good. I got to find some music here real quick.
Speaker: You got to go do radio. Enjoy your doing your radio. Go ahead and do that redo that you had with the song you played last Monday night. Yeah, I'm going to do that in the second break. That's why I'm hoping that Michael will be here. Since in the second break, we usually do covers. Yeah, we could take our time getting him up. That's all fine. Yeah, but that was a good jam. That shit was on my mind for a while. Yeah, man, I told you. Yeah, it was a good song. It really was. It was a good song. I got invited. I got a bunch of it. I can't make it. I'm on a live show. I got invited to another one. I'm like, ah, I'm going to be busy for a minute.
Speaker: Maybe he'll make it. Maybe the fedora won't make it. No, he won't make it. We'll take our time. We'll take our time. We'll get him up here. Yeah. I'm good for another hour, man. We'll just do this. This has become a pretty good fan favorite. Oh, I don't want the shorts. I want the full sun. All right, so we'll be back here in about four minutes or so, guys. Roll with us. Joe, a little Blacktop Mojo. One of their newest songs, Strike Me.
Speaker: It's kind of a fan favorite and it's a good, get you pumped up, get you feeling good type song. We'll be right back. We'll be right the fuck back.
Speaker: In the end, oh, I've seen the rain come I've seen confusion in the isolation without hope I've seen rain come Pull me out the light, then strike me in Please don't ask me nicely I know you wanna light up the sky
Speaker: It's been so dark here lately, you might as well just take me, nobody's gonna wonder why I've seen good men come down, seen broken glass in the streets, I've seen the rain
Speaker: I've seen the fire in the hills I've seen with fear and anger meet Oh, let the rain come Oh, let out the light that strikes me And please don't ask me nicely I know you wanna light up the sky It's been so dark here lately You might as well just take me Nobody's gonna wonder why
Speaker: Nobody's gonna wonder why
Speaker: Oh, lay off the lights and strike me, please, don't ask me nicely, I know you want a light of the sky. Please, don't touch me, lady, your mind is well, just take me, nobody's gonna wonder why. Nobody's gonna wonder why.
Speaker: Whoa, come back to nonsensical nonsense, guys. Little quick break, little blacktop mojo for your ear holes. If you've never heard of those guys, go give them a follow, go give them a listen. Those are our guys, they're awesome. They're getting ready to kick off another tour. Those guys are so goddamn busy. Got the gentleman in the chatters box fighting. That's fantastic. You guys should team up against J1 Money just because
Speaker: As if the lady boys don't beat him down enough, you guys could do it as well. Welcome back to DotSensicalNonsense, guys. I'm Glick hanging out with Tony and Mike, still trying to, or not Mike, but Tony and Jeff, still trying to get Mike in here. We might get him in here. I don't know what the hell's going on. If you guys aren't already, feel free to... You know what I mean?
Speaker: Mm -hmm. This I said he's watching good which before he couldn't watch I Encourage shenanigans all day, you know that Jake. I didn't even mean to but I arrived Basically a rapper at this point now all I got do is go And I'll make millions of dollars Wow
Speaker: I said what I said. Anyways, if you're not already, follow Nonsense School Nonsense on all social media at Nonsense School Nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Also, if you haven't already, go download the Habs app. Yeah, we bitch about it all the time, but it is what it is. Download the app. It's free. Give us a follow. Come hang out with us live and in person right here every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night.
Speaker: Eddie can also get every single episode of the podcast on Anchor, Spotify, Google Play and Apple Podcasts. Yeah. All that stuff. Some of you might be wondering why I'm wearing a championship on my shoulder. Well, it's because I'm the champ. I'm basically the Haps goat. I'm the greatest of all time. I single handedly tied Tom Brady's championships and I only took me eight weeks to do it. Next week I'm going to overtake Tom Brady.
Speaker: and be the youngest champion of all time, setting my next target at the 16 time world champion, Ric Flair. You heard me, Ric, you're a bastard.
Speaker: And you guys can email us as well. You can email us at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. Suck it, Jeffrey. I do it better than you, you dirty little whore. Oh, shit. That's hilarious. So we are back. We are still trying to get Michael in that building. I don't know what's going on. If we can get him in the building, we can do words of wisdom. We can roll into news. I do have some news stories tonight. I got CNN and everything on now flipping channels, actually.
Speaker: I don't know where Mike is. I wonder if, I wonder if Mike blocked me by chance. That would keep him from getting invites, wouldn't it? Let me be clear to everybody, perhaps glitches have been happening more than people being blocked. So take it easy before you get mad. Oh, I'm not worried about him blocking me. I'm just saying, that's why I asked him if,
Speaker: That's what I was asking, like, if by chance, maybe he might have done it accidentally. Highly doubt it. Highly doubt it. So what do we got on the news? Obviously, the US and Ukraine. We don't do that kind of news. OK. Scratch that. I didn't say she wouldn't have done it on purpose. That's hilarious. That is the biggest news story. What's that?
Speaker: that shit over there with the Ukraine. That is the biggest news story. Now, if you want to go news, you never would have thought of it. We are. Yeah, no, no, no, no, we are. We stay away from the politics and the bullshit. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. And try to keep it. Just take views and I put it on. I'm sorry. Yeah, we try to keep it fun and we really need to say these two different terms.
Speaker: different locations, so I have my sound, I used to have my sound bites, like right at the touch of my, oh yeah, Haps, fuck that up. Imagine that. I know better. And that kind of news is for I'm not gonna lie. We do have Florida in the news quite a bit tonight, actually. Really? Well, I have a story from last Wednesday that we just never been able to get to.
Speaker: but that's our favorite place to go. These motherfuckers are just dropping like flies tonight in the broadcast. All right, I think I found my new sounder. What's going on, coaching?
Speaker: Coachy. I'm gonna tell you a couple of stories. Oh God. So listen to this. Listen to this. Okay, listen. I know he's your favorite, Tony. Don't deny your skills. Don't deny your... Oh, speaking of Donald Trump and Florida, we'll start the news out there.
Speaker: It's not political, it's just somebody made an oopsie. They do the dumbest shit down there. That's why we call it floor duh. Floor it duh. There he is, welcome back. Sorry, I had a bit of an issue. Like I said, I am not feeling well. I had to go throw up. For real? Yeah. Not even remotely kidding.
Speaker: That's not good. No, it ain't. Throwing ups for pussies. Man up and swallow that shit down. Well, let me put it this way. I got it coming out of both ends. Stomach virus. Yep. Yeah, that doesn't sound like COVID. Well, the temp, based on the symptoms, it's COVID, but the throwing up says it might not be. But I think it took a test that said it was COVID. They did. But false positives. God, who knows?
Speaker: Florida, the land of the free, and stupid. Retired. Florida, the land of the free, and the home of the stupid. Florida, the reason we have warning labels. Yeah, you ain't kidding. Yeah, you stupid. Well, anyways, down in Miami Beach, Florida, a typo sent drivers in Florida to a Trump 2024 merchandise website. Nice.
Speaker: And a parent typo was sending motorists in South Florida seeking to resolve their traffic citations to a website selling merchandise for the former President Donald Trump. Miami Beach Police - How many items sold? That's what I want to know. I don't know what he even says. How many items were sold? Miami Beach Police had been handing out the erroneous flyers until last week police spokesperson Ernesto Rodriguez
Speaker: told to my heavy hair. You know that motherfucker barely speaks English too, or has a very thick accent. You know what I mean? He's a spokesperson. Yeah. It's not racist. It's like, you know, he has a super thick accent more than likely. That's profiling. Miami, Florida. That's profiling. They have a very large Latino community. Bye.
Speaker: My bad, I'm sorry, PC police. I didn't mean to offend. Mess with the bull, you get the fucking horns. Oh boy.
Speaker: Rodriguez told the Miami at least I wasn't like that's what they call a pop a pop -up accident it happens in the news all the time but uh
Speaker: No, but Ernesto told the Miami Herald on Monday, he did not know how long they had been in circulation. We're aware of this typographical error now, Rodriguez said. We put out a notice to officers to discontinue using them. The flyer explained how to resolve minor traffic tickets online by visiting the Miami -Dade County Clerks of Court website. The problem was the web address printed on the flyer. We'll discard your ticket.
Speaker: Right? Exactly what it was. The problem of the flyer is that the address printed left out the hyphen and prompted drivers to visit the wrong website without the hyphen. The address redirects you to a website that sells Trump 2024 ads and flags as well as a DVD exploring the possibility of one world centralized government without Trump and the White House. Are you serious?
Speaker: I don't make the news. I just read the news. Well, we'll come back. We'll come back to Florida in a minute. In the meantime, I need to know the whereabouts of all three of you last week.
Speaker: Uh -huh. Because if this story does not sound like one of the three of us, if not all of us, I don't know what does. They're killing you with their hat, too, in the chat, just so you know. I don't care. Look at who's talking shit. I mean, it's Jay and Coachy. The only one with any validation in there is Pinya. There's Stevie Wonder. Stevie Wonder. Oh, Stevie Wonder's in there. Oh, I didn't even see Stevie. Mike, take it easy.
Speaker: I'm going to tell you to keep trying. We want you up here. Take a break. I'm sending the invites. I'm telling you, refresh everything. I'm going to tell you, turn your phone off for five minutes. Turn it back on. I'll bet you all the invites pop up. Yeah. I do want to tell you that. Double check and make sure you didn't accidentally block me by chance. That might be an issue, too. More on purpose. More on purpose. Whatever. I mean. Because after five more minutes, we're going to have to give you the double thumbing.
Speaker: Well over in Russia a security guard Decided to he was working at an art gallery and decided to fix some artwork In Moscow a Russian gallery says one of its security guards is
Speaker: has vandalized an Advaita Garde painting on loan from the country's top art. I just lost my train of thought. Top art gallery. Yeah, by drawing eyes on the pictures, deliberately featureless faces. It said the damage can be repaired though. I think we got fired. Yeah, he's so.
Speaker: the vandalism of the painting three figures so it's it's basically the painting is just three people badly drawn i can't believe this is actually i'm pretty sure my my son can do a better picture than this so the guard decided to draw little eyes on their faces nice but the three it comes down to art is so subjective
Speaker: You know, you could sneeze on a napkin like it's art. And some asshole would buy it if you got the right name. And then it comes down to if it's art. You're not supposed to touch the damn thing. Well, what's his face? The guy who does all his spray painting bullshit. Banksy.
Speaker: Yeah, he was literally shredding paper in a paper shredder and people were paying millions of dollars. What he did, what he did was he did his painting and it was in a frame and the second it sold, it shredded. Yeah. And it sold for like 1 .2 million and then the shredder kicked in and went, it was fucked up. I've been pissed. But, um,
Speaker: But yeah, it all comes down to, I mean, when it comes to art, look at Jackson Pollock. Jackson Pollock is super famous, but his painting is literally him just taking a paintbrush and throwing it and flicking the paint at the thing. I mean... Little like a living color. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: No, that's exactly the thing. What my wife just said, art is more or less closer to Bob Ross to me. Bob Ross was an artist. And there's a talk that we do through every painting though. Yeah, but that man's voice was soothing as hell.
Speaker: I fall asleep to him every once in a while now. I put him up on YouTube tonight. I don't make it through a full episode. Come on, we're gonna do this. Some happy little trees over here. Hey, you gotta love Bob Ross. Bob Ross is the shit. Don't forget about the cows up here. Tony, Tony, I don't know if you know this, but you know he used to be a drill instructor.
Speaker: That's probably why he doesn't yell anymore. I saw one quiet drill instructor. That motherfucker was like 6 '7".
Speaker: Yeah, he wasn't an asshole about it you on snapchat after that picture that was frightening You would make an ugly woman just so you know
Speaker: That is frightening. When you try to beat it, this dude doesn't work. That makes you a serial killer. But what's really crazy is, like, you cannot buy an original Bob Ross. No, you can't. And they won't sell them. No matter how much you want to drop. If they sold those pictures, PBS would be out of business. Oh, yeah. Well, you can take the tab of that. OK. We'll get it up. Or billionaires.
Speaker: His son does a good job as well. Bob rots his son. By now he should. Well, he actually took over for Bob. Bob died. Talking. Go finish your food. My son wants to say hi. Sorry. Hey, what's going on, Bob? Psych. Psych, he just reversed us. He's having fun with one of those cars. He wants to play so bad.
Speaker: We should put your kid and my kid in a room with a deck of Uno cards and just walk away, Tony. You know what's scary? You know what's scary if we do that? The shit they would talk about us. Oh, I have no idea. My dad's online more than you are. Yeah, I was just saying we could put all three of our boys. Yeah, they're all about the same age. That would be the Little Rascals 2022. There it is, yeah. Yeah, right.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what we need to do with the three boys. We need to put the three boys on the podcast. I'm going to give him one of these. Followed up by one of these. You want to make this person all right. You're going to teach them to do low down earnings, huh? I am.
Speaker: That's what we need to do. We need to put all three boys on a podcast and just drop them and let them go. It'd be hilarious. I did not see it, not yet. A little bit. You know what's crazy is their numbers will be way bigger than ours. They'll blow us up in water. And we can all three retire on the fact that our kids make a better podcast than we do. Dude, when my son's singing with karaoke, people look forward to it. Yeah.
Speaker: Kevin does the same thing. Kevin's rendition of Dream On is actually pretty good. I got video. Jay, I'm gonna tell him. Mark, I know. I hear the dogs in the background. Fuck you, Mark. I don't even like you anymore.
Speaker: Is my mic that good? Because those dogs are outside and downstairs. Right here, yes. That's crazy. And I'm upstairs in the bedroom. Very well. Oh, damn. Nice, Joe. Congrats. Did she lose one weight? Yeah, she bought a new bathing suit today. I went down like eight sizes from her last one. Nice. Congratulations. Enjoy yourself. All that. I mean, she's been in Florida for like
Speaker: Four months now, I don't know why she's just now buying a bathing suit, but it is what it is. She wants to hang with everybody down there. She's been shopping for pool noodles. Did your mom take her? No, no, you need these noodles. Trust me. This brand is better.
Speaker: Do not get the do not get the orange and blue whatever you do I made that mistake In sports news Jim Harbaugh just signed a five -year extension to his contract
Speaker: And the guy who did not surprise me. Remind me real quick, who the fuck is that? Jim Harbaugh is the head coach for Michigan. That's for Jim Harbaugh's sports. That's right. Yeah. In other sports news, I'm not surprised by this. I apologize for saying what they're called. But Fickle, the head coach for Cincinnati, that motherfucker got paid for a 5D contract. Actually, speaking of sports, there's this new sports movie out with Kevin James. I'm contemplating if I want to watch it or not.
Speaker: Yeah, he plays the Saints coach. Yeah. And then he gets suspended. Sean Payton. Yeah, Sean Payton. Yeah. Wow. He plays Sean Payton. I think it was from when Payton got suspended or whatever for the hits that he was putting on players. And he went back and coached his son's, like, Pee Wee football team or high school football team. But Kevin James plays Sean Payton.
Speaker: Kevin James is a little too swole to be on, Sean Payton. Ah, he's lost a ton of weight. He looks good right now. Yeah, he still looked pretty big, though. Yeah, I mean, he's a stocky guy, but he's lost a ton of weight. He looks like he's grown -ups size when he was the same size. No, he's smaller than grown -ups. Oh, yeah. I've only seen the preview. Yeah, absolutely, he's smaller. I thought about watching it last night, and I was just like, eh, I'll watch it when my wife gets home.
Speaker: I finished the neighborhood and I'm waiting unseasonable. Well I got a Florida story that I wanted to do last week. And this shit sounds like a movie. And it's in Florida. Florida! Import St. Lucie. Lucie. Lucie. Whatever.
Speaker: A Florida man says he jumped from a stolen car seconds before it was hit by a train and sent flying into a nearby home. The sleeping residents were unharmed and the man was later arrested, authorities said. And here's where it gets fun. I'm waiting. Police said the man claimed he stole the car in a good faith effort to search for his own vehicle that he lost
Speaker: after leaving the bar early Saturday in Martin County, around 50 miles north of West Palm Beach. This dude is halfway walking home, drunk out of his mind. He's like, somebody stole my car. That's why I'm walking. That's why I'm going to go get my car. He didn't think somebody stole it. He lost it. He lost his car. You can't make this shit up. No, you can't. That's what's crazy. So he stole it. So instead he stole a car.
Speaker: said car that he stole got stuck on the railroad tracks in the path of an oncoming train after the crash
Speaker: The man tried to steal a forklift from a nearby fruit stand, which he also vandalized the fruit stand. The Martin County Sheriff's Office said in a statement he was arrested after flagging down the responding police officers to the train accident. Two words, two words, bath salts.
Speaker: Right. Yes. Well, you ever see that movie Blind Date with Bruce Willis and Kim Baysinger? A long time ago. Stuff just keeps piling up, piling up. That's the movie that's pictured in my head. Was it Blind Date or was it Hudson Hawk? No, it was Blind Date. Blind Date. He was... He flagged down the responding officers to let them know he was looking for his car that he stole.
Speaker: No, his car that he lost. Unfucking believable. How do you lose your car? He was drunk as fuck. He left the bar. He was so hammered. He lost his car. I've seen people do that. I have seen people in that situation where we walk out to the parking lot after the bar closes and see somebody wandering around and it's going, hey, what's going on?
Speaker: I can't find my car. Well, you got your keys. Yeah, they're right here. And we hit the little lock button. There it is. Oh, and then we then we take their keys and call them a cab and say, hey, you can come pick up your car tomorrow. I saw I saw the I mean, there was kind of like two, two or three weeks ago, but this guy literally got arrested.
Speaker: for being drunk in public while sitting outside the bar waiting on an Uber. Yes. Yes. Wow. And he was just sitting there, but the cop was harassing him. I'm like, what are you doing? He's like, the bar closed. So he's like, OK, I'm waiting on my Uber. Waiting on my ride, yes. And so he's sitting outside. Literally, there's a bench outside for that purpose. He's outside lighting a cigarette, and the cop pulls up, and he's like, what are you doing here? The bar's closed. He's like, yeah, I'm waiting on my Uber.
Speaker: And the cop was just being a douche about it. And the cop was like, you can't be here. He's like, but I'm waiting on my Uber. It's loitering. It's loitering at this certain amount of time. Yeah, but he was only there. You see him walk out of the bar and sit down, and then the cop pulls up in the van. So what it sounds like the cop was doing, and this is what NERK does a lot of. NERK cops, there used to be corner bars, which I used to go to all the time. I actually was the unofficial, official bouncer at the bar.
Speaker: Um, but they would sit across the street at the pizza joint and the parking lot for the bar was across the street. And they would, there was a pizza joint that was, that's open until like four or five in the morning. They would sit right beside the, or just behind the building and watch people walk out. And then they would have cruisers on either side of the road, like on East and West main street. And then there's a road right there that she turned up.
Speaker: and they would just radio and say, oh, you know, and it was funny to watch people walk out of the bar, stone cold ass sober, stone cold ass summer, sober, and just start stumbling across the street and stumble to their car and then get into their car and you'd see them go down and they're the cruiser. No one didn't want that motherfucker was sober as hell. And then their drunk friends came out. Yeah, it's called a distraction.
Speaker: I'm like, ah, ah, ah, come here, come here. Come back inside, because they're waiting on you stupid fucks. I know you got this big one, minor traffic violation. They did that to me one night. I came out, gentlemen, boys and girls, any minor traffic violation, they can pull you over. They did that to me one night. I was working there. I was working there. I had one beer in six hours.
Speaker: I just went in and was hanging out because I knew everybody in there. And they're like, hey, since you're here, why don't you get on the clock? I'm like, all right, whatever. As long as you guys pay me. I came out. I came out of the parking lot, went across the street, and pulled into the little 7 -Eleven. I was going to get me a Pepsi on my way home. So as soon as I pulled into the parking lot, whoop, whoop, they're going to be like, you've got to be fucking kidding me.
Speaker: And I just, and I just busted up my knee at work. So I was in a knee brace and everything like that. I think he was fumbling looking at you, yeah. Well, I wasn't stumbling, I was limping. And so, you know, I pull in there and then they started, yeah, they started asking me all the stupid questions. I'm like, look, I had one beer like six hours ago, I said I was legitimately working. You can call down there and ask them, you know, you can call the owner. I had his personal number. And I'm like, you can ask them, you know, blah, blah, blah. They're like, well, would you do basically the stupid human tricks?
Speaker: And I told him, I said, I can't, I can't do a lot of them because of my knee. And I said here, and I literally had all my doctor's paperwork and everything like that. And then two more cruisers rolled up and they're like, we're going to search your car. And I'm like, no, you're not.
Speaker: or two more police officers. I'm like, no, you're not. Oh yeah. You hiding something? No, but I haven't done anything wrong. Blah, blah, blah. After about 10 minutes, the state trooper pulled into the parking lot. After it won't let me on Jay, it's not going to let me in. What the hell? Oh wait, hold on a second, Mike. Let me, let me try that again.
Speaker: So so after about 10 minutes of dealing with this dumb shit a state trooper pulls in and my first thing is fuck Now the state troopers are here The state trooper walks up dead face as hell the fuck is going on here to the to the cops Oh, we stopped him because he's drunk the state trooper came over and he was like you've been drinking at night I said no he's like oh
Speaker: He was wanting to smell the alcohol in my breath. He ain't fucking drunk and he's in a goddamn knee brace. The guy can barely stand. I was like, I tried showing him my medical paperwork. I said, I legitimately just hurt myself two days ago, three days ago. He looks at all my, my doctor's papers and stuff like that. And he's like, get back in your car. Follow me. I got, I got an escort from the state troop. He called in another cruiser and I got an escort from where I was at that 7 11.
Speaker: back to my apartment. I had a trooper in front of me and a trooper behind me. I was like, damn. You know what that means? You can't talk shit about the police no more. I don't talk shit about the police. I truly don't. I mean, there's fucking. Well, there's that. Chris loves the police so much, he's gonna do it. My wife said it best.
Speaker: I literally got pulled over while back. It was right after high school. I got pulled over. I was driving. I had just picked up a new truck. New to me. And I was going out on a date and she made a comment and I made a joke. Next thing you know, that joke got me pulled over because
Speaker: I did this, I did the, oh really? We can pull over right here. And I shook the truck. You were talking about that. I shook the truck and just kind of quickly rocked the truck back and forth. But what was even funnier is like we were on the way to the location.
Speaker: where we had we proceeded to get well she can proceed to get hammered i only had like two drinks but but uh they're like where you're swerving i'm like no i was making a joke and once i told him the joke and they're like okay we get it go ahead go have a good day that's because she's she literally said oh you look nice today but she said it in a provocative way and i said well we could just pull over right here
Speaker: I got a six -foot bed that never has to be made. Let's do this. Never has to be made? Opportunistic. I like that. Yes. That's the reason I bought the truck. Well, plus, I had just put a 327 Corvette motor in it. So it was awfully loud, too. That was the second reason they pulled me over.
Speaker: I was going to say that didn't help matters because and I've said it before, some of the Newark cops here in town, they're on some bullshit. When I used to have my Bronco, I was a target. That thing was so fucking loud, it had more holes in the exhaust than Swiss cheese. No, it didn't. No, when you first got it, when you first got it. Yeah, when I first bought it, no.
Speaker: Everything's good on my end. I'm not seeing it, so thank you for telling us. Yeah, I'm not seeing it either. I'm not hearing it either. Usually I'll hear the freezing. Excuse me. Yeah. Because my Bronco was jacked up. It was dual straight piped. Yep. And the windows were tinted, but everything was legal on it. The year of my Bronco, or the year of my Bronco,
Speaker: Was grandfathered in it didn't have to have a catalytic converter, right? But everything was legal but every and I lived in Newark and there was times where I would start my truck at my apartment because I lived on Main Street time I would start my truck at my apartment and I would see him pull up and Stop and wait for me to start moving and then they come out. Oh your trucks awfully loud Oh your trucks awfully high
Speaker: Oh, your windows are awful, Dark. Yeah. We've already been through this 35 fucking times. Let's go ahead and go through it all again. My bumper was two inches lower than it needed to be. My truck was grandfathered in because of the exhaust. What are you saying about his bumpers two inches lower? When you lift a truck, your bumper has to be no more than so much above the ground.
Speaker: So he lowered the bumper to inches, a body drop on the bumper. You put a body lift on it and it drops your bumpers. Exactly. And my window tint, I didn't put the window tint on the truck. It was like that when I bought it, but it was like, I guess, I don't know, like 5 % was at the time was illegal. Before the tint loss, so that was about 95, 96. This was like 99, 2000. Yeah, it was 99, 2000. Y 'all got that long lead?
Speaker: Cause I remember when you bought that truck. Oh, it's Ohio. Um, so, but my windows, my windows were like 3 % riding with a windshield for a short period of time. My window tint was like 3 % above what it was supposed to be or below what it was, but however they calculate it. So I knew everything was legal on it. Plus shortly after I bought the truck, I took the window tint off my front windows and it was just on my back cap.
Speaker: But yeah, I got stopped all the time for that fucking truck It was just like go ahead and do what you got to do. I got I got I got to be at work I've got places to be I really don't have time to go through this you guys have done it so many damn times You shouldn't know my truck kind of stands out. It's the only 79 Bronco that looks like this Bigfoot blue yeah Super swampers on it
Speaker: This thing was huge. 46. 46 inch tires. 15 inch, 46 inch tires. And like an eight inch lift. And then two inch body lift. That's crazy. It was retarded. I had a, I had a 10 inch suspension lift and a six inch body lift. It was a monster. It was sexy with a 351 modified in it. It was sexy. Below that shirt. Oh buddy.
Speaker: I used to get pulled over for it being too low. If you hit a certain amount of speed on the highway, the highway is not 100 % level. I had magnesium blocks on the bottom. So when it would scrape, it would throw sparks. And I used to get in trouble for that all the time.
Speaker: Well, I hated getting my Bronco on the freeway. That's why I had another car, because I'd get on the freeway. And then, no, it wouldn't leave. It actually drove really smooth, surprisingly. The tires would make rrrr. Oh, yeah. It'd go like this. It'd go rrrr. Yeah. But once I hit about 55 miles an hour in that four -barrel, would kick into that four -barrel intake, I could literally watch my gas gauge just go, rrrr. It would move faster than the speedometer.
Speaker: but back then gas was like 98 cents. So it didn't really matter. Look at that truck and lose a gallon of gas. I should, I, I drive my little Chevy Cruz and I, and I'm, and I'm mad and I get great gas mileage in my Chevy crew.
Speaker: Well, my S10, like I said, it was super low and it had the brightest bright red paint job money could buy. And then I used to polish it every weekend, buff it, wax it the whole nine yards. And then it had that 327 Corvette motor that had cherry bombs on it that I convinced one cop was a catalytic converter.
Speaker: I convinced him it was a catalytic converter, because he didn't know shit about cars. He didn't know shit about cars. I was about to say, yeah. He literally, because they're, if anybody knows anything about cherry bombs, they're bright red. And it's the only red thing underneath the car, except for the orange block of the boat. I'm gonna put the dogs on your ass if I was a cop. That ain't no fuckin' uh uh. Get canine over here. He said, he said, you gotta have a catalytic converter. I said, I do, it's red. I painted it red so nobody can steal it.
Speaker: He was like, oh, look at that, you do. I said, yeah, well, people steal them because that stuff's worth money. And I had Camaro rims on it. You was asking for the attention. You was asking for the attention.
Speaker: Yeah, and I remind you guys that Jeff is barely five foot tall. Right. So he's got little man syndrome for days. So when he gets behind the wheel of any vehicle, it doesn't matter what it is. You look like a trash. He thinks he's fucking. No, he thinks he's fucking Paul Walker. You make Joe look innocent. Paul Walker thinks he's mean.
Speaker: Whatever either way you drive like a fucking moron And still get the attention of the cops That's the blueberry
Speaker: I could make it, I could make it, you go get pulled over. I feel a whole lot better now. Damn, I needed that. This motherfucker, I've ridden with this motherfucker. I went to school with him for two years and I watched him leave the school parking lot. In a cloud of smoke. He brings attention to himself and he's like, I don't understand. I don't understand why. I don't understand why I get pulled over. I don't know why I had my driving privileges revoked at school.
Speaker: I had an 87 Astro Mini van. It was all pure stock, but I had really nice rims and tires on it. And I sat as getting ready to leave, because you would leave the school onto a highway. And I sat there, while waiting for a car to come down the road, just started melting the tires. So it took two minutes.
Speaker: for the smoke clear for the next guy to leave the parking lot. The next day, the next day, they said, Jeff, we'd like to see you in the office. And I was like, what do I do? They took my parking permit away for two weeks for it. Yes, they did, creating a nuisance.
Speaker: Where's your headphones, little boy? No, the school took it, not the cops. Yeah, creating a nuisance on school grounds, yeah. What made it funnier is I still drove the next day and nobody said anything. Anymore. I just didn't have a parking permit. Holy smokes. Yeah, I used to get in trouble for stupid shit like that all the time.
Speaker: No, seriously, whoever was behind me, literally, I believe it was somebody that was in our class, Kristina's class. It wasn't in our class, but she was in cosmetology.
Speaker: Ripped my ass the next day screaming at me because I had Chunks of rubber all over the hood of her car. Oh, no You spun out. Oh, I I literally roasted those tires for a good minute and a half To the point where I got excellent traction on the way home Because they were nice and warmed up. Yeah, look at that driven with Steve. So this is alone. That was a hell of a movie by the way I did like that movie. I did like that movie
Speaker: That's a good movie, right?
Speaker: What was it? Driven. Driven. Just a little bit of Stallone. Oh, yeah. That was a pretty good move. When they would do the thing with the little, uh, with the dime or the quarter or whatever it was. Yep. And they would drive and always make sure they say they got to go one of the tires, make sure everybody's like, OK, I'm going to give you all this one. And it, yeah. That's actually a real thing. They took out days of thunder, in my opinion. Yeah, I felt like that was telling the truth. Ah! OK, the only problem I had with Driven was the fact that they drove Indy cars down the road, and there were no consequences for it. Yeah.
Speaker: Just like a Iron Man 2. But he walked up there backwards and he didn't get it. Get the fuck out of here. Come on. I mean, even though no one got hurt when they were driving the Indy cars on the highway and stuff, it was still... Blasphemous. Well, they would have had to at least play a fight.
Speaker: It's not like it's not like it was like oh, it wasn't me was the other one You're going to run the cops, but let's be clear. They're going to kiss you when you run out of gas I'm at say I'm at the pull that up one dude in my nostalgia mood Since we don't have football on Sunday
Speaker: Did you say baby driver? Mike says Habs keeps telling him he's not part of the cool kids. Oh, that's the invitations. Yeah, the invitation says that. Check out Baby Driver. I'm still sending. You don't even have to see the whole movie. Just watch the opening scenes where he's in that red Evo.
Speaker: That's how I drive. Well, that's like that. That's like that. There's that Ryan Reynolds movie on Netflix, like 600 Ground or whatever. It came out a couple of years ago. It wasn't a bad movie. It wasn't a good movie, but it wasn't a bad movie. But the car scenes, the car chases and stuff in those movies were fucking badass, man. They were so badass. What are you doing, little boy? This boy done fell out on the floor because he left us so hard in the video. Who taught you that?
Speaker: The hell is he watching? I should have never let you see Mary J. Blige do that mess on the Halftime Show. Get up. Mary was looking good. Speaking of the Halftime Show, after we spoke on Monday, boys, I watched it. But I also watched the Osmand Reviews version. Holy shit. And is Snoop going to get in trouble for smoking right before?
Speaker: He's in California, no? Well, no. Why? That was the dumbest goddamn thing. It was legal. It's legal in California. And smoke legal in California. Well, on top of that, people were like, Snoop Dogg caught smoking weed before. And the meme was, it's so Snoop going like this. And it says, meanwhile, the rest of the world, and it's Snoop. Yeah. That's the thing. That's the thing. That's like somebody, and it was a news headline. That's like a news headline saying,
Speaker: a duck in Central Park was quacking. Breaking News, a pigeon took a shit in the street in New York, film at a level with your dumb ass.
Speaker: Right? I mean, you know, it's like it's fucking stupid. This motherfucker smoked in the White House. This motherfucker, he got hired before the halftime show. That is only job. This guy's only job is to roll joints. He hired. He pays a guy 50 ,000 a year. You know what's killing me about the halftime show? I'm scrolling through Facebook. Everybody in my Facebook feed that hated it. Ground my age. Yeah, it was too fast. No, no, no. They hated it.
Speaker: because white people hated it the black people loved it i'm the only one sitting there going i fucking loved it white people i thought it was good yeah like i'm like i need to know i'm like oh no just this is my this is like my facebook feed yeah like there was a good chunk of people they were like halftime show was trash blah blah blah and i'm like
Speaker: And then you get the other side, we're like, oh, and I'm, I thought, I loved it. I thought it was great. I know where I was. I know where I was. I know the demographic there. And we all love the halftime show. Even the young kids that were there, like they were younger, like teenagers and they loved it. We was all loving it.
Speaker: I think he covered the 90s, the 2000s, and the 2010s. You got what you... You got... You got exactly what... Here's what we're missing. I'll go ahead and do this. They said, what could have made it better? People was like, if Game would have came out. Game would have came out, that would have been dope. If Ren and Cube would have came out there, I would have lost it. Oh. Yeah, exactly. Now that would have... You're a holographic Tupac.
Speaker: No. Yeah. Well, you know what? And I really truly thought that that was going to happen when they did when they did California love. I was like, here comes a holographic. No holographic. I didn't want it. I didn't want it, but I thought it was going to talk later.
Speaker: Yeah. I didn't want it. That's that's one of those black things. I love it because I wish black and white is black and white. I'm gonna tell your ass now. Let me go ahead and be clear for everybody who doesn't understand where I'm coming from. The holographic **** ain't got nothing to do with color. That's a power move. They done did some **** it was supposed to be. Got it. Michael Jackson was dope. I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker: But if they got a hologram, if you ask them, I'm already going to goddamn kill you. No, no, I loved it because it took me back to like high school and just right out of high school that time period. I was like, yeah, I remember having my big ass Bronco rolling around looking like my big country as so listening to all that music.
Speaker: Yeah, no, I haven't had a motherfucker like that. I knew motherfucker like that. You'd be surprised to hear about that, man. I come up with a big four -wheeler with a Confederate flag. Confederate flag. I'm paying. Fuck the police by interview with him. Or move something by two -life crew. You ready? Yeah, no, I'm using it in the background. It must be the missus.
Speaker: Yeah, that's the message. I'm actually going to get ready to jump off anyways, boys, because my head is like pounding like somebody just beat me with a baseball bat. Yeah, go rest yourself. I got to get some rest. Go rest yourself. I didn't work today. This is what I want to tell you, man. Get some Pepto. Yeah. Get some Pepto. Try your best to eat something solid. Not a heavy salad, but something with some bread in it. And that ought to solidify.
Speaker: Even after everything moves, it'll lock up the side effects, the afterburns and the residuals, if you will. Because let's be pretty good at messing up. You're going to have a sore ass looking like somebody who enjoys it. Not being funny. And it burns, and it hurts, and it ain't comfortable. You can't sleep. Your wife's going to leave for another week. Right. So I'm going to go ahead and jump off, boys. It's 8 o 'clock here, and my best friend is killing me.
Speaker: Man, I hate that you're leaving because I got another good five part top 10. I'm going to start tonight. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I'll watch it tomorrow or I'll listen to it when it goes up on Spotify. I'm going back to our starting five of one -liners with this one. Oh, no, wait. No, I'm not. That's a lie. I do have that one coming up. That's a lie. Which one are you doing? The top 10 movie, and I was really hoping Mike was going to be here.
Speaker: It sucks that I can't bring him in. You want to save him for Saturday? Yeah. You're trying to invite him. I'm still trying to invite him. We'll go ahead and get it started that way. It's the 50... What is it? What the fuck is it called? That's not it. He's about to shit again. I see that look on his face. Throw up. Don't throw up. That's not it. We can get rid of that.
Speaker: I have so much shit opened up on my web browser for this fucking podcast. The 50 highest grossing movie franchises of all time. 50 of them? Franchises. Oh, there are 50 of them? There are 50 of them. I mean, every movie is grossing at one point. No, no, no. You said franchises, though. Franchises. This is 50 of them. Franchises.
Speaker: Yeah. And there's some, there's some forgotten ones in there. Trust me. Cause I was scrolling through and I was like, what the fuck movie franchise is that? And then I had to read the little, cause I got a little caption below that says how much they made in the years. And like one of them, I was like, I didn't even know that was a franchise. I really didn't know it was the same character. Thank you.
Speaker: All right, go to break real quick and I'll see if I can stick around for a little bit. Let us know. If you can stick around. Honestly, get your health right. Yeah, I would say take a break. Yeah, if you can stick around, stick around. If you can't, you can't. I mean, it's going to be another five -parter. I want to get your health right, man. Go ahead, for real. Let me go ahead and go take a squeeze while you guys go on break. I'm going to play this. Go ahead and do your dual exhaust, I understand.
Speaker: You're about to hear what what what glass packs actually sound like. I really prefer you turn your microphone on. Smell that Chernobyl. Hurry up. Oh my god. That does not sound like Teen Spirit. Let's not go down that road again. I'm just saying. I'm trying to hurt somebody's feelings again. I'm not hurting no feelings. I'm trying to resolve the ones I already hurt.
Speaker: I stayed and shit last week, God damn. I'm done worrying about other people's feelings, man. Especially people that are, especially people that'll get butt hurt and then want to turn around and say some fucked up ass shit to you. It'd be like, oh yeah, everybody was, man. I think a divide was caused last week though, and I want - Oh yeah, there was definitely a divide caused last week. There were definitely some people that wanted to get butt hurt, but then didn't want anybody else to have their opinion. I ain't got time for all that bullshit.
Speaker: Like I said, I got maybe two wishes left for the uphill left. I want to see it resolved. Then I'm going back to the happy -go -lucky. Jesus Christ. I ain't scared of that. God damn. Done. I'll be nice for so long. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't got time to be nice to people that are like... I lost my shit. I lost my shit last week. I don't have time to be nice to people who are like...
Speaker: I know, ma 'am. I know, ma 'am. Somebody wants to get butt hurt over something that I say or one of you guys say, but then turn around and think that they can voice their opinion without any repercussions. You got me fucked up on a whole nother level of fuckery. So I ain't got time for that shit anymore. But with that being said, I do want to take a little break. We'll be right back here in just a few minutes.
Speaker: But some of you guys may or may not have been here last or been here Monday night. Our guys in Blacktop Mojo dropped another one that is just stupid good. Please tell them I said that was an excellent that was an excellent job they did. Well, I messaged I commented on it.
Speaker: on the snippet they put on Instagram. And I let them know that we played it Monday night during the show and that everybody across the board fucking loved it. Now they need to make money off of it. I already know. Now they need to make money off of it.
Speaker: I understand. No matter what, tell them I said, good job, no bullshit. It puts you like that. Good job, no bullshit. Good job, no bullshit. From Tony D. Tony D. Endorses. Well, what they needed, the positive encouragement. If they don't make the money, I'm not shitting on them enough. I was reading through the comments and people were already asking for it on their set list.
Speaker: when they're on tour this spring and summer and everybody is loving it. They absolutely did an amazing job. If they do do a tour tell them I said they need to name it the PPM the post the PPT the post pandemic tour. Nobody's going to give a shit. Everybody's coming out.
Speaker: Oh, they were they were on tour last spring They were in Ohio for two shows and I hate that I didn't get to go I really wanted to go because they were in Cleveland or up by Cleveland and they were down here in Columbus and I was really wanting to go to the Columbus show but Work and financial wise I didn't get to go and I really wanted to go I can I can relate to this shit right now. Yeah, it's on YouTube. Yes, ma 'am Yep, it is on YouTube. It is not it is there. It is the
Speaker: Blacktop Mojo did a re -imagining of the Temptations My Girl. Right. And they absolutely crushed it, so. I like how you say re -imagining, because that's exactly what it was. I like that. I like that. Yeah. I like that. You're not a copycat. You're just making your own version of it, and it wasn't disrespectful. No, not at all. Not in any way, shape, or form. It was actually amazing.
Speaker: With that being said we're gonna take a real quick break. We'll be back here in just a few minutes It might just be Tony and I and Jeff don't make it back. I'm still working on getting Mike in here I don't even know Mike still on the app or not, but I'm still sending invites like crazy. I Don't know what's going on. I know he has to do He probably has to update his shit and then he also has to probably turn it off and turn it back on Oh, you know what I didn't even
Speaker: I didn't even think about that. The update came on last week. He's got an update, probably, and message him. Has he done the update? I'm doing it right now. Yeah, tell him if he turns his phone off and turns it back on, how often does he do that? And he gets somewhere with a strong signal, everything will start kicking in. Tell him, I said it just like that. Most people that don't have a lot of Wi -Fi, you won't get a strong signal.
Speaker: I know when I'm out and about in the city, my phone acts up. I almost wanted to go sit at the Starbucks about five minutes to see what happens. Yeah, right? Not even being funny. If he's got one near him. Yeah, I'm pretty much doing this. I didn't even think. OK, how you feeling, man? Like shit. Go ahead. I got you covered. Don't worry about it. Just go feel free. Catch the top 10 before Saturday. I'm going to go ahead and roll into it. Yeah, I'll catch you before Saturday. Well, you do a recap, though.
Speaker: I'll sit up here and wait for it. Yeah, I will do a recap on Saturday. All right. All right. Take care of yourself, bro. Bye. All right. Hey, love you, brother. Love you. I don't love you. Hurry up, y 'all. Yeah, deal with it. Two grown -ass men just told each other they love them. If you don't like it, fuck you. It's 40 years. I do love that man. I got a homeboy. We know. We'll say, let me quit. We mean that shit. Jeff and I, after every phone conversation, we end every phone conversation that way. It's 40 years. Fuck that. Yeah, you got some.
Speaker: 25 years we've been friends man of course I love them no we've been yeah we've been friends for for about 25 years we met when we were it has been 20 almost 26 years we met when we were like 15 shit about me and my high school crew we get together that's what it is with us I fully understand mm -hmm yeah we know each other 15 years okay I understand yeah that's a man
Speaker: No, I love that dude. I have no problems telling him. I don't care who hears it. You're gonna make fun of us? Really? You see how big I am? You want to see how violent I am? I'm just saying. You get the right group of people that grew up around each other together? Don't do nothing. Just say, what's up and go grab a drink, sit down. Yeah, just mind your business. Just mind your business and move along. Sit your ass down.
Speaker: 2022. They can tell each other they're in their hometown. They can get to each other fast and you can get away. Yeah. I follow that rule everywhere I go. Hey, you ain't wrong. In my little town where my family grew, I know we're trying to go to rape, but in my little town where my family's from.
Speaker: Some boys rolled in from Columbus and thought they were gonna fuck around. And we said, all right, you think you're fucking hot shit? Cause you from Columbus and we're from little Podunk Johnstown. Well, doo doo, we had next tells. Well fucker, we had, we had six trucks roll up into the parking lot where we was at about 50 motherfuckers deep in there like.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, we're just gonna go. No, no, no, no, no, no. I ain't learned nothing. You don't get to just leave now. I went to Texas for training for military and one of the instructors was sitting down with everybody. And they was like, I know, we know that y 'all think Texas is full of people with a full of rednecks with 10 gallon hats. They said, but if you say the wrong thing, you're gonna find out just how many there really are in this town. I said, that's a good point. That's a good point.
Speaker: But it isn't just rednecks. Texas is pretty diverse, man. I got some people that live out in Houston and shit. Not Wichita Falls. No, I'm talking like I got some friends that live out there. You're talking the city. I mean, I was in Wichita Falls. That's what they read by the Oklahoma border. Yeah. That's where the Cowboys have training in camp. Does every service meet? No. The Air Force, everybody in the Air Force goes there for basic training. Yeah. Texas has a big arm. OK, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm sorry.
Speaker: No, go ahead. Go ahead and go. Everybody. I'm basically training for the Air Force. Go to San Antonio and then. Some stay in Texas while others go around the country like I went to another part of Texas and I came home. Some people stay to San Antonio. I think.
Speaker: There was some, yeah, there used to be like three or four bases in San Antonio when I went through. The Army has basics, I'm not sure. I think they got different locations. But the Army also has a huge base. I think two huge bases in Texas. One's been on the news a lot for the wrong fucking reasons. The other one is pretty infamous. And I knew it. As you said, they just had that girl. Wasn't that on Texas? Where that girl? Miss Glick. I didn't mean to say girl. Mama Glick, let me tell you something. That base right there has been on the news.
Speaker: A lot for the wrong reasons and I talked to folks and they said y 'all late. I said oh hell no There's some dirt going on that bad boy. Mm -hmm Now the other one was in Houston when I went to basics another chick went to basics that we worked on the same job She was down there. Everybody was trying to keep us in touch with each other. She was about six foot long and
Speaker: I was working on our future. I'm like, look, I'm there for us. You, Army. We're both in Texas. When we get back, I tell you what. I ain't seen it in about 20 years. Of course, the Army has two huge bits of damn huge state. No, jackass. You're missing my point. There's a bunch of bases in Texas, but those two are huge.
Speaker: I'm gonna say, South Carolina's not that big, but that marine base in South Carolina or North Carolina, whatever it is. There's a marine base and an army base in South Carolina that are big and well known. That marine base, yeah, the marine base, I can't think of the name of it right now. That fucking thing is huge.
Speaker: Now, was that South Carolina or was that North Carolina? I don't know if it's South or North. It's like right there. John, which one is it in? Because you went to Carolinas. I know you want to go to Britain, sorry. When I lived down in Charleston, we had an Air Force base that was decent size.
Speaker: in Charleston. I was at a Navy base. I know that base. That was the DC -17s. Yeah. Yeah. And then we also had the Coast Guard down there, which it was just a tiny little. And I feel bad for the Coast Guard as a military. Yeah. I want to give a shout out to the Coast Guard because y 'all face worse shit than I did in the Air National Guard. Coast Guard gets treated like stepchildren. And it's messed up. It is messed up. Coast Guard be catching the blues, but big goes to the Coast Guard for me. Fuck it.
Speaker: Hey, I, they were actually one of my customers when I worked at Orchid and I was doing one of their boats one day. Them fuckers just, just left while I was on the boat. I was like, Hey, boys. They're like, Oh shit. We forgot you were here. Oh, they didn't let you go to move the boat. They just, they just started pulling away from the dock and I was doing my thing and I come back out of the kitchen area up onto like the, I don't know what the hell all the,
Speaker: names for the the boat are. I was just on a regular boat. It wasn't like a ship or anything. So, I'm like, oh, it's not good. So, I walk up to where the captain is. I was like, hey, uh, just forget about me. He turned around. He's like, oh, **** Yeah. Don't get **** up. So, you're in Fayetteville right now. That's Camp Lejeune and Pope. I know Joe is there. North Carolina, can't can't. That's the one I was thinking of is Camp Camp Lejeune.
Speaker: This is a pretty big page. It's Laguna. It's Laguna. Yeah, that's the huge one. Yeah. But it's Marines and Air Force. If I would have went there, I probably would have been in a few fights. A couple Marines would let me talk shit and see what we're going to do. Marines are always talking shit. They just fucking calm down in each round. Marines and Navy and Army be talking shit. Damn, they got an altercation with all of them. When I was in, because they was Air Force, and they swore we was stupid. And I'd be, I mean, they swore we was weak and we wouldn't do nothing. And I'd be like, y 'all crazy.
Speaker: Oh crazy. Oh no the fuck he did not. Who? Apparently Jody's son was listening to too short. She said hell no turn that off. Which one? Any too short. He's got a couple of them he can play. He's got a couple they can play. There's a couple of them. There's a couple of them. I'll give you the ones you can listen to. I'll give you the ones you can listen to.
Speaker: There's a couple. That kid cracks you up. That kid cracks you up. He really does. I can't wait to meet him. I'm gonna fucking talk some shit though. That boy will talk. Oh, we have, we haven't even met and we both talk shit to each other. That's funny. He cracks me up though. He's funny. Cause you gotta let boys be boys. That's why they love being around us. You gotta let them be boys. I do that with my son. Who's Joe Joseph? Whatever. I ain't reading you.
Speaker: Oh, the dirty hair. Apparently, he was listening to not the good, not the too short. He was listening to the dirty too short. The dirty too short. Okay, it is Paris Island, South Carolina. I got it. Paris Island, the South Carolina. It says I had never been. I didn't really care. I didn't worry about it. So y 'all got me on that one.
Speaker: Yeah, I knew there was, I knew there was, I knew there was a couple marine bases down there. Like I said, in Charleston, we had an Air Force, a Navy, and a Coast Guard base down there. Who's Joe with Mr. Voice? Who the fuck is this guy? I don't know. They're from Twitch. Mr. Voice? I don't know. It was too much for me to read. But anyways. No. I digress. Yeah, you from Twitch. Who the fuck is you?
Speaker: Break time. Let's go. I'm still trying to get the mic in here. I don't even know if he's listening. Yeah, take your time. Take a break and come on back. I'll be here. Hey, Deborah. Okay, it's on your, it's on your Twitch. They don't mind. Actually, there ain't another one of ours. Hey, yo, who the fuck is you? Yeah, I don't know. It might be mine. Could be yours. I'm on yours now. I'm on yours now and I don't see it. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker: All right, we're gonna take a break. We'll be right back. Got a little blacktop mojo with their reimagining of my girl. Yes, the temptation's my girl. Give it a listen. If you like what you hear, make sure you go give our guys some love. Go give them a follow on all social media. Anywhere you stream music, comment, like it. When you comment, let them know that Nonsense School Nonsense sent you, because we're still trying to get them on the show. They've agreed to be on the show. It's just a matter of timing.
Speaker: which is going to, that's going to be my night. That's going to be my get right there when I finally get these guys on the show. Right. But anyways, we'll be back here in just a few minutes. More Tony D and I shooting the ship. We do have a brand new top 10 that I think is going to lead to a lot of conversation. Even if it is just Tony and I, when we get the other, when we get the rest of the crew back and we, we roll into this top 10 Saturday night, it's going to, it's going to be interesting conversation because there's some, there's some doozies on there, but we will be right.
Speaker: right back after a little blackout bojo. Here it comes.
Speaker: I can't make me feel this way, my girl. Talking about my girl.
Speaker: She don't call me honey That stings like a bee There's no music now No birds in the trees
Speaker: Move the track to the scene. I go.
Speaker: Let's see
Speaker: May our God bless us, may our God bless us.
Speaker: There it is blacktop mojo
Speaker: with their reimagining of my girl by the temptations. I ain't mad at it either, baby. That twist at the end surprised me. That shocked me. I was expecting a little more of the end, but they probably did do it right doing it the way that they did, because it's a little bit of a flip thing at the end.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, it's just that that twist that they put in there about her leaving it. All she left him was his last name and she took all his money and everything. Yeah. I was like, I did not see that shit coming that first time we listened because all I heard of the song up and because that literally that was my first time what Monday was my first time hearing the song was with you guys all the way through because all I heard was like a 30 second snippet or whatever. Right. Damn. Yeah. Put it by an air conditioner or something, Joe.
Speaker: Right? I knew you'd like that, Mike. So I wanted you to hear it. It sucks you're not in here. I'm still sending invites. All right. I'm going to mess everybody's head up real quick. I'm going to go back in the day for everybody who doesn't believe how I used to be back when I used to work as a base cop. Which one are you? In the green uniform. They're both in the uniforms. Look at you. That was me at 245 in the gym.
Speaker: I was going to say, you're looking a little fucking swelled up. Yeah. I was in the gym four times a week. It was very easy for me to go to the, what you call it, the gym back then, even on 12 hour shifts. Mike. Yeah, right now that's a pretty deep song.
Speaker: They killed it with that saw they put that out on Valentine's Day So they put that out on Facebook and it was just a little snippet and they're like for all of our it's happy Valentine's Day Whatever I was like, okay, this is gonna be really good. You know Valentine's Day song my girl by the temptations I love that song and then like as soon as we started the the show
Speaker: Oh, she's talking to you. Yeah, I was. This version of the broadcast, my antics, my behavior.
Speaker: half of what I say has been brought to you by Crown World Peach. Glick has a better audience to meet. Lord, Lord have mercy. Ladies and gentlemen, will y 'all please find this bottle and save it for me? And if I don't make it by the end of the year, please ship it to me by November. Thank you very much. I will go find some and I will buy it and I will keep it at the house or the apartment just for the occasion when you finally make it to. Right.
Speaker: And if I make it down there before you make it up here, I'll bring it with me. Gotcha. That's my dear retire. It's almost been six and a half years, almost seven years since I retired from the international guard. That that crown apple, I ain't no joke either. Crown apple ain't no joke, but imagine the apple taste in the crown. Imagine a peach taste with it. That's what I got.
Speaker: You got Crown, you got Peach and Apple? This is, this is Peach, bro. Yeah. You can't find this. But you know, you don't want to understand, in most cities, you cannot find this shit. You cannot find this. You're gonna find Salted Caramel, you're gonna find Vanilla, you're gonna find Rye, you're gonna find Apple, you're gonna find Black, you're gonna find regular. You cannot find this. I'm telling you, good luck.
Speaker: Go damn it, go. The crown, the crown car, what is it? Caramel or whatever the hell it is, caramel? Salted caramel, it's like coffee. It's gross. Yeah, no, that damn maple is gross. That's gross, too. That's some fucking Canadians. That's why that was made. You heard what I said, Canada. You know better. Yeah, I'm looking up at you, you bitches, because you're there. Keep looking up, because you're looking down on your ass. Yeah. They know better. They've already apologized. I declared war on Canada last year on the Super Bowl.
Speaker: I said everybody or anybody who knows Crown Royal employees, you tell everybody that's one of them. I said, all these cities, they got to overflow Crown Royal and we can't get a fucking bottle in my city. I said, we need an 18 wheeler. When Gronk got the second touchdown last year, I said, we need an 18 wheeler full of Crown Royal Peach to my city right goddamn now.
Speaker: Mike said Canada's back on the list. Right. Back on my Glick shit list. Mike's got his list. Kangaroos, Musises, black bears specifically, Texas, Canada's back on the list. I got a problem when you know there's a city that will run out of peach and you keep sending them to other shit.
Speaker: They don't even have the half gallon bottle of Crown Peach anywhere. That's the thing, in this motherfucker right here, you're in Georgia, 50 milliliter, and this motherfucker starts at $49 .99 and not paid damn near $80 because one store will keep it and he knows everybody else will run out and he'll jack it up. He'll jack it up.
Speaker: Yeah, I try to order. But you're in Georgia. It's the Peach State. Dude, there is a peach orchard literally 20 minutes down the road. So why don't you go get me a bottle of regular crown and go get a peach and squeeze the juice in the motherfucker like Lois Lane on Superman. This is bullshit. I want my shit fucking squeezed. See this? This is why Tony and I became friends because we think it's scary how low we come. I know what they're doing. They're shipping it out because they're going to make more money off of it. But stop starving your home people. Shit.
Speaker: If you're on Facebook and you have the Crown Royal page, look at all the comments when the people say, when the fuck can I get some more peach? I see seven states people that we can't find in here. We're working on getting there. We can't find that's a good, it's not just Georgia. I went to Vegas 2019 when me and the wife went. We went to the airport. Yes ma 'am, I'm in Georgia.
Speaker: We went to the airport. Who was that? Anonymous Facebook user. That's one of your peeps. You... Come here. It might be. I'm assuming it's one of my peeps because it's on Facebook. I turned my off. I got to go to the face. Yeah, you found it. I turned my phone. I went to the airport. We was going to the luggage, the baggage claim, right? When you go to the baggage claim... Oh, it's my cousin. Hey, what's going on? Tell her what's up. We go to the baggage claim. I'm walking. I'm looking at the souvenir stores, right?
Speaker: They got a fucking liquor store right by baggage claim, bro. When you go to get the luggage, do a complete 180 right behind you, right? They got a liquor store. In the airport. In the fucking airport. In the fucking... Let me give Glick some shit right now. In the fucking airport. Baby, you want to go to Vegas? I am 6 '2".
Speaker: Though I had to look up to see the ceiling. When I tell you they had Crown Royal Peak stacked to the ceiling, I fell down on one knee. Like I was about to be a priest and queen of this bitch. Look, I already got permission. Oh, hey Ashby. How you doing, man? Because I'm terrified of flying. And I already told her, because she's like, we're going to Vegas. I was like, that's mine. As long as you let me in, I am afraid of heights. Because it's going to take too long to get back up.
Speaker: I have literally challenged entire countries States there a state that is bigger than some countries in this world. I said I would fight a kangaroo I'm gonna slap the shit out of a moose. I will fight a bear, but I am terrified of heights So I was like I will fly it's not that I don't want to fly But before I get on that plane, I want a few drinks and I want to be feeling good No, cuz you will talk to my shit when you drink. You know
Speaker: I'm going to get on that plate, and everybody's going to be my friend. I'm going to be friends with everybody. They're going to love me. The only thing that's going to kill you is you've got to get the extra seats. You've got to get the big seats. Because they're real tight, and they even tight on me. And I'm like 60 pounds lighter than you. Nope, not being funny.
Speaker: Frontier. Frontier has no one in seats, but Delta, you got to get the Delta Plus of first class, because you go in the room with your swole ass. When I was two years old, I was like, yeah. And I swore, the dude next to me woke me up one time, we flew to Vegas, I was halfway through the flight, like, you motherfucker, I got to have a two and a half hour with no TV. Well, that's the thing. I'm definitely under 280 now, because I know I've had to tighten my belt up another inch and a half. Two seats.
Speaker: No, I don't think I need to. You've never flown. You see how I'm built, though. I think it's going to be tight regardless. You're going to need to see. Just be good. But I'm not like, I'm not like.
Speaker: Like, I'm big, but I'm not like big fat guy big. You know what I mean? Like, my weight is proportioned. Go to a furniture store, try to sit in a regular chair where the arms are straight. If you can't fit, you'll ask me these two seats. I'm not even being funny. You haven't flown before. Oh, no, I imagine. I have flown all my life. I'm telling you, a 240 is tight on me. I honestly, yeah, I honestly figured just based off of, you know, how I'm built, you know, I would need to. I got your mama good. Don't worry, I'll. But as I said,
Speaker: As I said, Jody already said that I could have me a few drinks and get feeling right before I get on the plane. So, but now there's a liquor store in the airport. Like, I'm gonna get me, I'm gonna wear my pocket. You ain't even got behind it because you could drink in Vegas like there's nothing.
Speaker: Yeah, but when I'm on the plane, I'm going to put it like I got, I'm going to get it like a special coach on the plane, just take some extra. And by your shot bottle, you take the shot straight, you hold your breath, so you don't stink up the whole plane, because you're in a pressurized cabin, everybody going to smell your burpy, nasty basket. So you can't do that shit. You probably won't have a shit.
Speaker: When you get on there, everybody gonna put their mask on because they feel like they pulled it over your nasally ass. I'm gonna sit down and just be like, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Speaker: take a bus but honestly I think you're a big dude yeah yeah no that's what I figured yes now I honestly figured that it was just when he has room on his seats delta seats are tight bro we're about the same height you got more weight than me
Speaker: I got a shift because my legs and my hip will start hurting. Yeah. It's not like the rules in the 80s. Yeah. You're a big dude. You got to cut some weight down on them planes because if you're over a certain way, they'll charge you for an extra seat. I'll tell them I'm 150 pounds. Like I'm waving. Yeah.
Speaker: Isn't it in Vegas that they have that restaurant that if you weigh over a certain amount your meals free or something like that probably I know that's what I heard as long as you're gambling you drink for free I'm like
Speaker: I'm gonna fuck around and get alcohol poisoning for the first time in my life. You gotta be a big baller. Let me tell you, I need everybody out here right now. If you think you got money, go to Vegas and see how much you don't have. I don't want to drink anything fancy. Just keep bringing the Budweiser. Actually, I probably won't. Just keep bringing me the Mickey's. That's my problem. When I drink, I ain't talking B. I'm talking liquor. No, I don't need all that fancy, I ain't shit. I'm talking liquor, but my third shot is me and the craps table. You all right, Mama Glick? You all right.
Speaker: You're gonna need you're gonna need to cease to arms That motherfucker loses shit up there wait till it lands. Oh my god What you should be doing is say don't worry flying's easy there ain't nothing to worry about would you live see that Actually, it's probably better that you tell me all this stuff because you tell me it's all good Then I'm gonna motherfuck you for the next
Speaker: Six years. Dude, I promise you, you're going to get on the plane looking like that. You're going to come off of that motherfucker looking like Moses when he came down from the mountain. Looking like Haggard for voter. Harry Potter. I've done age 20 years. I'm like, oh, my beard's completely gray. Looking like Lovie Smith. Man.
Speaker: I think you do. I did. I think you do. I don't. I mean, like I said, people says I play the slot machines to drink on purpose, which is ridiculous. They're making a killing off of y 'all. They're making a killing. It's the L in fucking to worry. Yeah, her phone was acting up. She said that. Yeah, you need to get a fan or turn your AC on and put your phone like in front of the vent or something. I know it's hot down there.
Speaker: No, it's not right now. She's in Florida. What do I got to do to drink for free? I'll tip. Oh, I'll tip. No, no, no, no. You got to tip. Fives don't count. I mean, I'll tip. I won't tip.
Speaker: It's the land and the word, but I agree. Yes, it's the land. The land is going to kill. The takeoff is going to scam. That land is going to terrify his ass. I don't care. I don't care. I'm fine. Jodie said she's going to hold my hand and protect me. She's going to hold my hand in your hand. I'm telling you, you're going to be grabbing her arm like this. I'm going to laugh. I wish I got to listen. I would turn him on on the plane. I would turn around and look at you. He's the man. He's the man. He's the man.
Speaker: You're saying she's gonna have my big ass in her lap. I'm in her lap like, hold me. I'm gonna make a little punk. I would crack up. I would crack up. I am openly admitted. I am terrified of heights. Everybody is scared of something. You should see me drive through the mountains. I'm like knuckling that shit. Just... Are you serious? Oh, I'm terrified of heights. I'm terrified of heights. Wow. Absolutely. Yeah.
Speaker: I'll do it. Like I'll drive through the mountains. I can drive through the mountains at night. I know they're there. I know where I'm at, but I'm not, I'm not as bad, but if it's daylight and I can see off the fucking side and I'm 3000 feet in the air and I got semis driving 900 miles an hour, changing lanes, the only ones on the road. He does 18 wheels, right?
Speaker: Yep. I would tell him. He's one of those assholes. Your mom has gone with him, right? On road trips on the truck? Oh, yeah. I'm sure. Yeah, yeah. Mama Glick, Highway 81, in between Roanoke and Tennessee border. I'm sorry. In the Tennessee border, there was a drop. Glick, I promise you, if you're scared of heights, you don't ever want to see this drop. You were riding down the highway, and it's curvy.
Speaker: There was a part where the side of the road just fucking drops. There's a city that shit looks like lily put. This small little Lego city. I was driven. I shit myself. Oh my God. When you come out of Virginia.
Speaker: Or in North Carolina? Or 81? No, I think it's a 77, I think it is. No, it was 81. I bet you. No, when I would come from South Carolina to Ohio, when you come back and you're... It's literally the Virginia and South North Carolina border, or South Carolina border.
Speaker: You just, you're driving along and then it just drops. And you're like that. Yeah. And you're like that for like two and a half miles, three miles. You're just. 77 Joe knows where I'm talking about. 77 goes to Charlotte. 77 goes to Charlotte.
Speaker: I don't remember it going to a Virginia. You run the West Virginia Turnpike. I'm a mess on the West Virginia Turnpike. Absolutely. Well, when you're going through the Blue Ridge, I can hear you on that. Yeah. Because I'm taking the Blue Ridge. Jesus Christ. Okay. Yeah. I see 77. That's what the... That's up there by galaxy. That's where um, Anthony was up. Anthony used to be here on Haps. He was right there by... Yeah, that bad boy right there. But seven... No, it's Highway 81 in between Roanoke
Speaker: And I think it's that Johnson City exit, but I swear there was a drop. I said, God damn it. You will die before you hit that city. That's how far it is. There's several points like that on the turnpike in West Virginia. You're just driving along and all of a sudden you glance over and all you see is lights about a billion miles below you. It's like, let me get over here on the left lane.
Speaker: Up against the side of the mountain. You got this motherfucker over here. Then you got a sign talking about falling rocks. Then you got the shit on the mountain. Where it's like a little incline with rocks and dirt for the 18 -wheelers that can't stop. But they got to be like, that's some bullshit. And I don't even need the signs for the falling rock. But then it's like fog advisory. Visibility is less than 10th of a mile. And it's a curve. Yeah. I'm losing my shit on the dirt bike. I'm like, yes, the whole side. Just white knuckle like, uh. Now, your dad drove an 18 -wheeler?
Speaker: I remember one time I took, and your mom would know about this, I took Highway 40 from Chattanooga to Interstate 40 in North Carolina. I was doing all them turns and everything. It's 45 miles an hour, max. You got to do all these turns. You see motherfuckers and kayaks on their rapids and shit. I'm saying like, what the fuck? Mind you, I got to escalate ESV, the long motherfucker. You got to drive this shit.
Speaker: I said, this is bullshit. It's beautiful scenery. Sorry. It's beautiful scenery. If you're an outdoorsman, I highly recommend you go on Interstate 40 between Tennessee and North Carolina. Riding that. You will lose your mind if you like. I was going to say Pops. Pops and Joe and my aunt and uncle, they
Speaker: They did the Dragon's Tale on their bikes. I've heard about that. That's what a lot of bikers go for. It says, yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta qualify that motherfucker. I've heard about that, yeah. Yeah, they went down there and did it on their bikes. And I was just like, they were sending me pictures and shit. Like, it was beautiful. The scenery and everything was beautiful. But I'm like, yeah, no, I'm good. I'm all right. Yeah, I know some bikers they talk about. You gotta make that bad boy. I think you get a T -shirt or some shit.
Speaker: Yeah, they did that. The year they did that actually was the year that they all, after they did it, they, they drove over to Charleston. After they got done, my aunt and uncle came down and came over and they got to visit with them and everything. And I was just like, they were showing us pictures. I was like, yeah, no, yeah, no. I wouldn't do that in a car. Guys go up there on bikes and they race. You got to try and see who can do it the fastest and shit. Oh yeah. That's some real, I heard that's some real shit too, but this shit, they got it over in Ireland. That's something to fuck else.
Speaker: Have you heard about half them half that half them damn roads over in England and Ireland and Scotland and shit like I don't want no part of Anyone like Ireland their race. They have an island then boys do with 200 on curves Yeah, they had to store your own HBO sports real sports a brand gumbo They show the story. This is some of them accidents. You just they're not gonna make it
Speaker: Well, I mean hell they show they show them they show them old ass mountain roads in like I can't remember the country's like China Japan and stuff like that where one car barely fits on it and a bus is driving down it and like the Driver side of the bus is literally Inches. Yes from the side of a fucking mountain and the only thing I blow it is water It's like you make one mistake this game over for every damn buddy. Hold on everybody
Speaker: Somebody asked you when I was going to grow hair. My son said, when are you going to grow hair? You're going to grow hair when pigs fly. Agreed. It's an idiom. It's an idiom? Yes. You just told me it's an idiom. I got a good way for you, man. Yeah, I don't even know what an idiom is. It's an idiom. What is an idiom? I want to turn my knowledge in. I was talking to them. Go lay down.
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Speaker: That will tell us. As Kermit D. Frog once said, Kermit D. Frog. That's going to be the name of a new rapper. Watch.
Speaker: I hope it comes on some nose, motherfucker. It almost did. I'm glad I only took a sip it on a drink. Kermit D. Frode. Kermit D. Frode. Boy, I'm going to be like Michael Jackson in the theater getting my popcorn. Tony's about to go on a rant. Now I get to put Tony's shoes on. Now I get to walk a mile in Tony's shoes when he watches me go on my rants. Dude. Hey, all you got to do is play back last weekend.
Speaker: bananas. Yeah, you know, we all do that from time to time. It's needed. It's therapeutic. It was overdue. That was the first time in almost a year. I'm a little apologetic about it because I lost my shit.
Speaker: Well, as you told me when I made my public apology to you guys and everybody, listen, no apology ever needed. Everybody told me, they said, no, you're good, you're good, you're good. And everybody knows I was holding that shit in. Everybody knew, that's the one thing I will think everybody, they knew I was holding that shit. But I wanna move past it, I do. Because as much as I've been trying to fix shit up here, I damn sure don't wanna be a problem, but I cussed everybody out on that.
Speaker: I don't know how long I've been telling you, and I know I'm not the only motherfucker telling you. You got to take your fucking cape off, man. That's what I did. You can't save everything. That's why I was going to take my cape off. Yeah. Fuck them. That's where I'm at. That's what I said. You know what? We all have opinions. That's what I said earlier. We all have opinions, and we're all going to say something.
Speaker: but you don't get to come into everybody and I don't want to be that guy. No, you don't want to be that guy. I don't want to be that guy. This is my broadcast and these are my rules. I hate that because you can come in here and you can say whatever you want. We can say whatever you want. If you're in the chatters box, you can say, but the moment that you want to get pissy about somebody having an opinion that you don't agree with and then think you're the only one to allow to have an opinion is where
Speaker: is where I draw the line and that's where I become the dickhead. And I'll be the dickhead every day. Now between me and you know, we go ahead and do this shit. People, the challenging of opinions over comparison of facts pisses me off. There's a lot of disrespect. How old is your son for coming up with that word? Any of him, he's eight.
Speaker: Don't get me wrong. I carry conversations with Jason with no problem. Like I used to do with my oldest boy when he was a kid, I talk to them like they men. I may call him little boy here or little boy there, but when me and him talk, he'll ask me a question and give him a straight answer. That's why he's got such a grown speak about him, but I told him just watch the language. Parents and teachers don't want, they want to hear you as
Speaker: You're still cute, you're still young, but they want to hear you got sense. And one thing I try to teach my boys when I talk to them, always talk like you understand and you have your own conscience instead of just being obedient and inquisitive because people take advantage of that shit. So we got to teach the kids that, not just the boys, the girls too, God damn it.
Speaker: Everybody out here who's a parent, I'm going to tell y 'all that right now. See, this shit's about to kick in. When I start talking parental shit, I go to fuck it. My oldest boy, I used to talk to him all the time. One of my homeboys said, you talk to him like he's a grown man. Back when he was four, I said, mm -hmm. I want him to have that grown man in him no matter what. As you grow up, you're a grown fucking man. You have your own mind. Nobody can tell you shit. I don't want you to be into no more. And unfortunately, sadly, I mean, it is 2022. And I don't want to be that guy, but I'm going to be that guy. Be that guy. But unfortunately, for you,
Speaker: specifically and your kids because you guys are black or yes poc or whatever yes you have to have a different mindset in this world where do i'm feeling that one and there's a mindset of of of being a being on the fuck bullshit like fuckery and nonsense and there's a there's a mindset of being
Speaker: being real, I guess you could say. But now that's how I talk to my kids. My kids, I don't, you know, my kids are kids. I want them to be kids. I want them to have fun. But some subjects we do have to, we do have to, you know, I can't sugarcoat things with them.
Speaker: All you gotta do is talk real to them. See, when we talk to our kids, we don't have to be assholes. Let us all realize one thing. We have our kids' attention the minute they ask us a question. We gotta tell them the truth. First, you wanna put the logistics into them and then let them build their own afterwards. When I talk to Jason, I don't talk to him as an asshole.
Speaker: I talked to him, man to man. Daddy, what happens if I go through this, I go through this? This is what you do. And I told my boys this. The first time you get in trouble or somebody messes with you, you tell the teacher. The second time they mess with you, you tell the teacher, make sure they do something about it. The third time, I want you to beat that motherfucker like he stole your lunch money.
Speaker: Let's be clear, kids try each other on purpose. We have to teach them how to go through these trials properly without getting the consequences of it. I'm half Cherokee and I always try different. Oh wow. Nah, a bunch of us got Cherokee. Hell, that makes a brother and sister almost. Damn, Blick, I might be your daddy.
Speaker: I'd be fucking with him. He'd be fucking with me. I apologize to you, honestly. I mean, you are pretty damn old. You are pretty damn old. Honestly, you know, because I got Cherokee in my blood. A lot of people got Cherokee and was scary. I got family in Ohio. I don't even know. I might be related to y 'all. I don't know if I have Cherokee. I do know I have Blackfoot Indian in me. I do know that. You got Blackfoot?
Speaker: That's what's up. And yeah, honestly, I try to talk to these kids. Even when I met women who had kids, even through my 20s, I would always talk to them with some sense. No matter what, I want you to think before you act. Because they put us in jail for how we act and make us think about it later. Please tell your kids. That was one of the problems. That was one of the problems that somebody had with me. What's that? It was because I didn't baby her son.
Speaker: I talked to him like - He was a man. I wanted him to have some damn sense in his head. Yeah, all we gotta do when we talk, when we mess with - But that's the problem - When you deal with women - When you're dealing with an only child. Yes, you do. When you're dealing with an only child that's spoiled, they used to have in their way. When you got the baby of the group that's spoiled, they used to have - I dated a woman, made she rest in peace because I do miss her. I hate her when I found out she died last year. Not only was she the baby of the family, she was a preemie.
Speaker: Oh wow. She was one of those 70s premies and y 'all know good and damn well them 70s premies were spoiled babies because they was all over the news. Yeah right. I got fried chicken but I'm still listening. Go get it. I think I smell it. I'm floating. My teeth are floating. Right. Wicked Italian Eyes says I'm Lakota Italian and was always good God. Lakota and Italian. I just found out what Lakota was last year.
Speaker: But yeah, when y 'all talk to y 'all children, just talk to them with some sense. You ain't gotta be an asshole. You ain't gotta be blunt. You ain't gotta be rude. You ain't gotta be all out. All you gotta do is talk to them. Use the common sense conversations we used to have, like they had on the 80s sitcom shows. Let me give you that as an example. When Bill Cosby would talk to the kids, how did he do it? When the dad on Family Tiles would talk to the kids, how did he do it? When the dad on Different Strokes would talk to the kids, how would he do it? Those were a lot of the male role examples that we had.
Speaker: And I'm gonna say it like this on purpose. I know it's gonna sound crazy, but James would talk to the kids on good times, but he also had a lot of anger from outside of the world. There's a lot of comfortable parents that we always saw the example, but there was also a lot of parents who was going through shifts. We have that example as well.
Speaker: The stable household that was on TV is how I try to talk to him. I try not to be an angry parent. Let's be clear. As parents, when we are angry at our kids, we're not mad at them. We're mad at what the fuck we're going through. We're mad about what happened at work. We're mad about something we can't maintain. We're mad about something else going on in our lives. Our kids come to us, which is what we want. So no, we are not mad at them. We are not.
Speaker: You want your children to come to you instead of going to somebody else who may wind up being the wrong motherfucker. Now, that's the side of me that closes the Bible, tells the cops to turn the other direction, and ask my family, forgive me for this one goddamn moment, because I'm about to do some dumb shit. I don't like nobody fucking with children. Forgive me, father, for I'm about to fucking sin. Once again, this right now is being brought to you by this motherfucker right here.
Speaker: You don't need, by the way, Tony's the only one that comes with a warning on this podcast. I am one of those dudes who will throw any, I throw a lot of shit away to go fuck somebody up for fucking with children. When Amber let's go off on my phone, which I saw last week and I kept getting this look on my face because there's so much I want to goddamn do with an uncle motherfucker the fuck.
Speaker: But but that is that is as men and I and I there's not there's a lot of people nowadays that you don't get that main label. You're not a man. But as men, we have that protective side. We have that protective nature. Yes, you know, I want to take all you want. Say say everything you want. Please go. Go. I'm listening.
Speaker: He allowed me freelance. I'll be damned if I'm going to turn down the audience that accepted me. Y 'all come on, please bring your seat. The last couple of days, and I won't get too much into it. I don't want to put it all out there. But a situation has come up, and I've been fighting my protective urge to take a road trip. Because even though I don't know the person, I've never met that person, but my protective nature has kicked in. Are there any kids in danger?
Speaker: No, it's not. No, it's not. Sit your ass down. That's all I got to tell you. Just sit your ass down. Well, no, it's a totally different situation. We're growing up. Like I said, I'm not going to. We've got shit going for you. Sit your ass down. Well, it wouldn't hurt any of that. Yeah, it wouldn't hurt any of that. Yes, it would, because they're going to find out about your ass. You're too big to hide. The fuck is you talking about? Sit your ass down. I've done a pretty good job of hiding for the last several years. But you told everybody. And I'm still here telling people. No, I'm just saying, like, yeah, I was, what the fuck?
Speaker: Um, I thought it was the last one. Mr. Glick. Click. No, you're live right now.
Speaker: I'm struggling with that protective urge and I'm doing what I can and trying to be as helpful as I can from here.
Speaker: We can't go just to do shit like we used to. Yeah. Let's be clear. We're older, and there's too many fucking cameras. And it's not even a violence thing. It's not even a violence thing that I'm thinking. It's just more of a... Let's have a conversation. Let's have a chit chat, shall we? Yeah, no, trust me. I still got the violence side. Did you see your beard? Who the fuck wants to talk to you? Thank you.
Speaker: Take your time. Take your time. Take your time. I also have a walk about me, too. If you're bigger than them and your voice is deeper, you're a threat. Sit your ass down.
Speaker: I'm just trying to, I just want to have a conversation. That's all. We're just going to talk. We're going to be friends. You're sitting on the bottom step. Let's let's, let's, let's, let's talk through this. Let's have a conversation. That's all I want to do. But no, I mean, no, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm minding my, I'm, I know, I know my place. I'm just going to offer advice where I can offer advice in this situation and
Speaker: and let it all play out as it needs to be played out. But that's just that protective nature that I have, having four sisters growing up, having so many cousins that are females, having daughters and everything like that. It's built into me. I'm the oldest of seven. I got one older sister. I'm not the oldest cousin, but my male cousins.
Speaker: made sure that I was always gonna be ready to protect my sister. It was me and one sister for a while. Then there was another one. Then three of us got grown, then there was another one. And that was a baby. Then we had two step, two step, we had step by step sister. One of my step sisters died last year, and she rest in peace. That anniversary's fucking coming up. Y 'all don't understand. Anytime you lose somebody close, especially a family member, that anniversary's tough. I mean, it was like when my mom passed,
Speaker: Even now it's been 11 years. I think almost 11 years. She's still your mother Yeah, mother's day sucks. Her birthday sucks. Yes, my birthday like I don't you know, cuz they're like you suck for the most part. Yes Yeah, it's like cuz cuz there was one thing I always look for I know it sounds silly But the one thing I always look forward to for my mom on my birthday She would call me and she would call it like in the middle of the night and she knew my ass was asleep whether I had a cell phone or my house
Speaker: No, no, no, she would call me at the most random times when she knew I wouldn't answer because she always sang happy birthday to me. And then after she sang happy birthday on the voicemail, she would always tell me that Michigan sucks. She's an Ohio State fan and I'm a Michigan fan. And that was just, you know, yeah. You loved that rivalry. Yeah, exactly. It was one of those things like I would give anything to have that back just one more time. So, you know, there's certain holidays that kind of get me in a weird place.
Speaker: But anytime you lose a family member like that, somebody you were close with, somebody you were tight with, it sucks. So, but it is what it is. But yeah, like you said, I talk to my kids, I'm raising kids, but at the same time I'm raising two women and a man. So I want them to - Future. Yeah, exactly. Future. That's a good question, yes.
Speaker: And I've told my kids, I've had the conversation with my kids, I've sat down and I've told them. When they get to fussing and fighting and acting like fools, I'm like, do you guys realize that no matter what, at the end of the day, you are each other's first best friends and you will be your last best friends. There's gonna come a time in your life when all you have are the three. Is each other, the three of you. And how old are they?
Speaker: 16, 13, or 16? 16, 12, and 8. Almost 17. Yeah, we need to buy you another pack of beers. I got birthdays coming up, too. They're about to be 17, 13, and 9. They already age where they hate each other right now. But when they reach their mid -20s, when they reach their mid -20s, it's going to take at least 10 years. What you got going on?
Speaker: They gotta go pick my boy. My oldest and my baby boy beef. But this is their first time to actually around each other like that. But I'll also see them talk. I'll also see my oldest boy try to take care of him for me. And my baby boy checking on him just to say what's up. They gotta be used to each other. That's one of the values that I have right now.
Speaker: I never had to vote for them for this duration, just me. And that's what I got. So if y 'all don't understand half of my celebrations up here and why I'm sitting here on the computer all the time, I want you these two. This is what I work for. This is why I turned down fights. I told people, this is why a bunch of you are indeed. This is why I'm not in jail. And this is why y 'all think I'm lame because I did shit to make sure I made it to this point. Now, one's grown.
Speaker: I told him already, something happens to me. You got to take care of your baby brother. And I told him, you got to stop fucking with your older brother because he's going to be there for you when I ain't. Because I still got a list of motherfuckers I need to go see. I'm trying not to go. You had fun beating me up, what? No. And Jody, you absolutely are. You're doing an amazing job. I've told you that before. And I've already said that.
Speaker: I will never be able to replace him or never be able to, but I can gladly fill in and I meant what I said. Let me give you two rules as a step -parent. This is what I did with my step -daughter. I said, you never have to call me daddy. You know who your father is. You call me Tony. They gonna tell you I'm your step -father, but always know I'm your guardian because you got family already. I'm gonna be here when they ain't. And she still come to me to this day.
Speaker: Me and her mom have had our beefs, but she knows she can come up under me and be comfortable. She comes to me on purpose. You want to call it fun, Joe? Yeah, I told her. I said, you know, you know you can come here and not have nothing to worry about. She'll come here and sleep with peace because I'll leave her alone. She'll leave me alone. She knows all I need to do is watch Jason so I can go to work. She knows me. And she's been around him since he was a baby. She needed to break. But she wants to get him this summer since she got herself established now. She graduated college. You got her shit set up in Florida. She wants to get him for a little bit. I said, OK.
Speaker: Okay. Okay. But they already know I don't call them just because I called them when I got to. And I made sure my kids knew that I'm not going to put him on you. Trust me, I can put him on you. And I can be at work every damn day for 10 hours. Yeah, but it's not your job to take care of him. It's your job to be there when I'm gone.
Speaker: Mm -hmm. I need you when I gotta go to work, but when I'm going y 'all better motherfucking take care of him That's the shit. I'm gonna come back and hunch off like I said, he's doing an amazing job She's got it. She's got she's got two great kids her son. He's got a good head on his shoulders I look forward to seeing him do big things ma 'am really do but if you need the fillers to talk to him The four of us will do that with no fucking problem
Speaker: I will include myself in the mix. I will include myself in the mix. She's like, yeah, I'm going to go ahead and brain check. I'm going to go ahead and throw myself in the mix on purpose because talking to boys in their language so that they can understand ours is what the fuck I do. And as far as Joe and I go, you know. How old is he? How old is his son? 14. He's a great kid. I haven't even met him yet, but he's an awesome kid. I look forward to meeting him. I look forward to beating that ass in Madden too. That's what I look forward to doing.
Speaker: What he's going through right now is gaining his independence and also protecting you. He's going to be reckless, but God forbid something happens to you. He's absolutely, and her and I have actually had that conversation. Tell him what you need, and then don't say nothing else and watch him do it. Her and I have actually had that conversation, and I told her, I was like, I have no ill will.
Speaker: I have no ill will I actually respect him because that's his job. You're his mama and that's his job He needs he needs that he needs to come at me a little sideways He needs to he needs to kind of you know test the walk not necessarily test the waters, but kind of he's got try you try you yes see where I'm at and what I'm about I understand that and I respect that because I was the same way with with my mom out and
Speaker: You know if the situation would you know with Joe you know who was there? I'd be the same way with how I'm 40 years old and if You know God forbid Joe started talking to somebody different of her and my idiot dad don't whatever happens there
Speaker: and she starts to ever has to start dating again, I'm gonna try him, I'm gonna wait, what's going on? You know, Joe and I - Let me be clear, you - Joe's been around for 30 years now, Joe? You've got a proper example around you. You gotta make sure you show the proper example around him the longer y 'all last. He's going to try you because that's his mama, fuck you.
Speaker: That's his mommy's. You don't even take that to disrespect. You won't understand. No. No, I don't. That's what I told you. 100 % respect that. So what you got to do when you come around is two things you got to do for him. He only has to see her in two different ways. As his mother and as a grown ass woman. She cannot be your girlfriend. She cannot be somebody you sleep in the same room with. She cannot be somebody you take it away from him.
Speaker: And I'm gonna tell you like that on purpose because kids will watch that. If you're taking a boy, it's gonna be some shit. He's gonna have a boy. Oh no, I'm just saying. No, no, I'm telling you because what I did, when I would date women who had kids, I always told them, there's only two ways you're gonna see your mother around me. I don't give a damn. She's gonna be a grown ass woman, and she's gonna be your mother. Goodnight, love you too, sweet James. That's what it is. When y 'all are hungry, I'm gonna feed you. When she needs something, all y 'all gotta do is take care of the house, because she's gonna go to work. I'll make sure she gets to work and she comes back home.
Speaker: So you all have an extra security over the stress that you felt. That is what you provide. Everything else is a motherfucking bonus. And ma 'am, I need you to do the same with his kids. That's what y 'all got to understand in relationships. Excuse me? Well, I know that's why, and that's why, you know, it's just still a new relationship, regardless of how we feel. Hold on, I'm sorry. Hold on, I'm sorry. Say what? I know you're good.
Speaker: So you don't say what I say, okay? Okay, good man. I'm sorry. And like I said, regardless of how strong the feelings are and how we feel about each other, right now, we're not bringing the kids into it. The kids know about each other, you know, but we haven't, we're waiting until the time is right to introduce the kids. We'll bring them in when it's right. And like I said, you know. Well, so many helicopters going to land.
Speaker: Oh, what the hell? Looking around again. They're bringing the SWAT. Run, run, run from the ghetto bird. They're like, we finally got him. Got him. He's locked out. He can't move. Just stop the joking off. I ain't going out without a fight. You'll never take me alive, Coppers. He might have been a helicopter going to land with you. It might have been. But no, he's going to sleep. I'm sorry. Go ahead.
Speaker: No, exactly. So, you know, I've told you, you know, and I respect that. And I encourage that actually, in all honesty, because I was the son of a single mom. And I know how I felt and stuff like that. And I know Lord knows the struggle that Joe and I went through when I was younger. And it took me a long time to realize that
Speaker: She wasn't as horrible as a person as I thought she was. She did what she thought was best for me even though when I was young, stupid.
Speaker: pissed off at the world i didn't always see it that way and that's why i said joe and i have a pretty good relationship now that's priceless and i hope y 'all keep it there when it's fucking priceless what i said what i said over to my man here and to her i want all y 'all to take on and i also tell you kids have the words i said too that's how you gotta do this shit today these kids don't give a fuck you gotta show that you give a fuck about them and their parents for them to have your respect
Speaker: I'm telling y 'all. And the scariest part about these kids, they ain't scared of punishment because they're so fucking used to it. Which means they ain't going to be no good when they grow up. Y 'all don't believe me? Go to these fast food restaurants and see how these little motherfuckers act now. They don't scare the fuck out of you. They don't give a shit. They're just doing something to do it. They don't care. We used to care when we worked because we cared about the money. They don't even care about money. Do y 'all realize how dangerous society is? I told y 'all. These comments are being written to you by this motherfucker right here.
Speaker: I'm trying to tell you. Sadly, unfortunately, there's a lot of them. I won't say all of them, but there's a good majority of them. Yeah. They just don't give a fuck, man. They have no respect. They have no decency. They don't have to care or respect anybody. And it was all taught that you take care of you. Fuck everybody else.
Speaker: Don't get me wrong. I fully understand it. God forbid if I'm gonna deny you yourself preservation, but for the love of God, do not deny us our coexistence. See the liquor kicking in now. I'm starting to bring up my friends that's supposed to be in the Bible. And y 'all don't get tested. You don't have to act a fool because... He invited me up this motherfucker. I just want y 'all to remember that, aight? Well, here's the problem. These young cats, they want to act up and act out. But then they want to fucking act up and act out against us.
Speaker: You say OGs, old dogs, whatever you want to call them. And we'll fucking put them in their place real quick and in a hurry. With the hands too.
Speaker: Mm -hmm, they'll still be talking moves, but they can't move with their pants falling off. They know their sentence they're laying on the fucking floor trying to figure out what the hell just That's how we got away that's why your ass is getting caught
Speaker: I may or may not wear pants just as tight if not tighter than Jody wears. I'm just saying. I got a belt on and I can still jump a fence. Fuck with me. You'd be surprised what this boy could do in cowboy boots and tight ass jeans. Bro, let me tell you a really young knuckle here is something. I knew big dudes that could move as fast as me because we wasn't getting caught. I don't know what y 'all doing. I never drug my pants. We have had this conversation. I don't know how many times. I have never drug my pants. That's hilarious.
Speaker: We've had this conversation more times than I can count. I have never drugged my pants. The only time that my pants look like they're dragging. What doll do is big, bro? I believe her. Yeah, she's wrong. The only time it ever looked like I drugged my pants, because I do occasionally wear relaxed fit jeans, but they're up on my hips where they belong. But if I'm wearing basketball shorts, I'm wearing basketball shorts or sweatpants.
Speaker: Sarah don't remember shit. She was a baby. I have never sagged my pants in my life. CVS employee fires gun into traffic after man robbed store. Well then. They think this city's quiet. These motherfuckers is ritty. I got to get me one.
Speaker: A gun? Yeah. You don't have a gun? No. How do you not have a gun? Because if I buy one, I'm gonna use it. The fuck you think? Think about it. You're welcome. I'm doing society a favor. If I have one, they're gonna know I did it.
Speaker: I mean, I'm not buying that motherfucker for decoration. It's gonna have a motherfucking purpose. Oh, I have one. It has a purpose. I'm just never using it. And my house, and my bed, and my soap, and my toothbrush, all my shit has a fucking purpose. Well, I don't want to get in trouble. I don't want to get in trouble. I go to bed every night with Smith and Wesson. I go to bed by myself. I got to call Smith and Wesson. That's your ass.
Speaker: Yeah. Slipping out made a song. Right there. I was told, oh, will he reach for your heat if you're buzzing? So when I lift my shirt, that's the end of discussion. I'm trying to lift my shirt. If I got it, it's going to fuck off. But again, that's the joys of being a bigger gentleman like you and I. Most people don't try us that often. I think everybody up here who has ever been mad at me, you might want to thank the God that does exist, even if you don't believe in him, because he even put your ass where you're going by now. Yeah.
Speaker: No, that was one of the first things I, because I was finally able to, I went out when I moved into this apartment. After I went out, after I moved into this apartment, I went out and bought a gun. And I will have my CCW right now. Ohio is an open, an open carry state. Georgia is too. So, you know, there's a lot of times if I'm going to Walmart or I'm just out and about, I've got that bitch on my hip. If I'm out, if I'm out in the word action. You know, the first thing that Bill Maher did, Bill Maher did a story about that about three or four years ago when Georgia became an open carry state.
Speaker: And he was showing pictures. He said, do you motherfuckers realize how ridiculous going to the Dan Walmart with an AK 47? It's fucking hilarious. And he was right. Well, you know, you know, some of you is a little bit extra. I got a, I got a Smith and Wesson nine millimeter. You can scrunch your face all you want. I got 15 in the clip and one in the chamber. Exactly. It's a nine millimeter. Put 16 of you in. It's going to change your mind real quick in a hurry.
Speaker: because there's four guns I want to have. When I get finished, if I had the money, I'd be walking around this bitch looking like Deathstroke. Yeah. Now, the gun I want is the same gun by Smith and Wesson, but it's a .40. Yes. Let's see. The .40 and the .45, everybody's supposed to have a assault off. Yep, I want the .40. Pops has got a semi -automatic fucking shotgun. The Bulldog? I want that bitch when he dies. I'm just saying.
Speaker: Joe, if you off him early, that's all I want. Easy, goddamn. The fuck is wrong with you? I know things happen, accidents happen every day. She said yup, she said yup. I'm not asking for anything other than the bulldog, that's all I want.
Speaker: The only reason I don't have one is because I can't travel with her like I want to. I always tell people. The second amendment says you have to break the bad halls. But every state city or county has different gun laws which puts you in jail for doing what you're constitutionally able to. So instead of having the issues and the problems, I just don't have the motherfucker. Because she said the double barrow is hers. You can have the double barrow. You can have all of them. I just asked for the bulldo. That's all I asked for. And I don't want the AR -15. I don't want anything. Mama Glick, you're not helping.
Speaker: See, we're on the same page. We're good. We're good. Don't worry, Tony. Your ass is spoiled. You're covered in all directions with your mentality. You sleep peacefully at night. I'm the only boy. Leave me alone. I'm the only biological boy. You gotta have nudge, yes. Yeah. No. So, you know, yeah. Ain't nothing worse than if somebody breaks into my house, seeing a six -foot -two, 280 -pound
Speaker: goofy looking redneck in his boxers with a semi -automatic shotgun coming out of his house. She said I've been with him since she was 16.
Speaker: Should've been pausing that motherfucker ever since. This motherfucker gon' be mad. Yeah. Could you just imagine me walking out of my bedroom with my boxers, a beer in one hand and a semi -automatic shotgun in the other? What's up? Exactly. You just broke into the wrong motherfucking house. I hope you got right with your mama and Jesus. Bro, you about to meet both of them. Mm -hmm.
Speaker: But anyhow, I hate to end this. No, you good. We are 9 o 'clock. I agree. I appreciate it. I hate to end this. We've been having fun, man. It's a nice, good night. Mike, Mike, we will be back. Take your time. You just situate and do me a favor. Get a better mic or some headphones. The past two is glitchy. We can do a sound check, no problem. But I want you to be able to come in with the shit you want to say.
Speaker: I promise that I am not going to cut you off like I've been doing for the past two broadcasts and I apologize to you. Jeff, get better. Get better. Get better, Jeff. Let me cut all the bullshit. He sounded like shit tonight. And if it's coming up both days, I need you to get over this shit. See, you guys didn't even have to worry about it because Tony and I did what Tony and I did and we got on some other bullshit tonight and we didn't even get into the top 10. No, we didn't have to. We can do that, sir. Yeah, we're on that. We're straight to the point. We're going to go straight to the point for the first hour. Then we fuck around for an hour afterwards.
Speaker: I got to do an interview Saturday night. And there's normally, I got one broadcast yours. There's another one supposed to come up. So I got a busy Saturday night. I don't think I'm working, so I should be able to rest. So I should be wise. I will be at a Crown Royal Peace wedding just so y 'all know. So I'm accepting all donations for food and liquor for Saturday night. As far as I know of, unless my kids bail on me between now and Saturday night.
Speaker: I will be home unless my kids bail on me and then I'm gonna try to weasel my way to go back down to Cincinnati. But as I've been told, the show will go on even if I'm down there. So let me be clear. If you have the chance to go, take the last - No, I'm going. But no, she has made it very clear that if I'm down there and it's a Saturday or it's a Wednesday or it's a Monday, we will do the show. No, we will do the show. She loves the show. If you go down there, if she loves the show, great, but you have a pass.
Speaker: No, no, no. There's no pass with her. She makes me do the show. You have a pass. I know I have a pass. If your beard doesn't come back a different color, I'm going to be disappointed. She doesn't let me. That's the great thing about her. I do like her. No passing. She just put it right there in the comments. No pass. Damn it, woman. I did try to help you out, but I thank you. No, she is a fan. No, that I'm not selfish. No, she is an actual fan of what we do. I tried.
Speaker: Yes. She is an actual fan. If he doesn't. Yeah, she is an actual fan. I'm talking **** of what we do. She supports the show. When I, when I, when I made those, when I did those leggings tonight, when I was playing around, I sent them to her before I sent them to you guys. If she likes them no more, don't send me that **** no more. I'm gonna make them. I'm gonna have them on the, I'm gonna have them on the site. I'm not gonna, they're not for me. They're for the ladies.
Speaker: I said, what do you guys think of these? Like, do you like them? The fuck am I supposed to take that? How am I supposed to take that? I don't know. I didn't ask you, hey. Bro, let me ask you a question. If I sent you that message and said, what do you guys think of these? What would you say?
Speaker: I was sending that message because we are, this is our show. This is not my show, this is our show, the four of us. So when I make something, or if I want to do something. My name is Jody, right? Yeah. Jody's shit right now, because if I sent him that shit, he'd have jokes today. So I'm asking you guys for your input. If you talked about me and the mochi cheese, you don't think he would have talked about me and sent him. What do you think about these fucking leggings? Are you fucking serious? Your fake cowboy hat, shade beard. You probably painted that motherfucker. This beard is real. I grow this fucking beard by my damn self.
Speaker: You can ask Jody, she's had it in her hands. Look across between Mr. Fantastic and Dr. Strange. That's actually kind of cool. That is actually kind of fucking cool. Could you imagine being Dr. Strange going, and then struck that shit across the room behind a motherfucker's bed? That's a lot of power. Staying us with a neck. I figured out which one of him it was when he turned to the different people. Yeah. Yeah, right?
Speaker: I'm taking that. I'll be Dr. Fantastic. I wish I would have said this motherfucker picture to him. What do you think about these leggings? The fuck you think? I think. What the fuck you gonna do? Wear them on the show? Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker: I, I, okay, I see, I see. Why do you understand? Holy shit. I do understand. Wait, did you see how long that took? Did you see how long that took? But that's not how I meant it. That's not how I meant it because I, it wasn't like I sent you pictures of me wearing leggings going, hey boys, what you think? You know? Let me ask you a question. There's pictures from the damn store. Has men ever sent you a picture of some leggings and been like, tell me what you think? Thank you. God damn. No, you're not going to Vegas.
Speaker: Either way, before I send them to you guys and ask you your opinion. I'll put it to this one. Before you go to Vegas, put those pants on so you can fit in the seat. I don't think those pants make me smaller. They'll look like you're smaller. They'll believe you in 165. I'm going to sashay through the airport.
Speaker: I'm only 150 bitches. I ain't getting on your scale. You got a beard of leggings. You sitting alone in the front with the pilots. They're going to get me first. Sorry, we're just going to put you in first class. That motherfucker was a luggage claim. He goes in the bottom of the plane. Get him all the room he needs by himself.
Speaker: What about the bathroom? Go outside and lay in the gear. Fuck this. Just open the flap and take a piss. All right. Fuck out of here. Go get some sleep, man. I'm going to jump around up here. From now on, if I send you pictures of clothing articles, it is from the store. And let's get rid of the pictures. The models were women. All right? Yeah, the models were. It's from the store.
Speaker: It's from the merchandise store. So unlike some people. If a man wears those leggings, there will be some nonsensical nonsense. I'm sure there may or may not be a man or multiple men that buy them, but. There are a few men around here that will. Unlike some people in this broadcast, Jeffrey, I don't just make stuff and post it. If I make something, I want to get your guys' opinions. I appreciate it. I sent them to Jodi before I sent them to you, and I asked her what she thought. She said she liked them. I asked her if she would wear them, and she said yes. And I said honestly, and she said absolutely.
Speaker: And then I sent them to you guys. And of course, Tony twisted it into a totally different direction. She says, yes, honestly and absolutely. What the fuck did you think we would want to say? Hey, I wasn't asking you guys. It wasn't like, hey, bros, I'm buying these for all four of us. We're going to wear them on the road. Did you see his shoulder shrug like a little bitch? I wasn't. Like I said, my intentions weren't. I don't know. They weren't sent that way. I was just asking you guys.
Speaker: Next time I'll be more specific. I'm like, hey, do you think if it's if it's if it's women's clothing as a new member of the group, may I request football jerseys? I want them. No, I want them. I want them. And that might be something I have to do this independent with our fucking profile pic. We put whatever fucking name we want in the back. I got a new nickname I'm going to bring. I got to work on how I'm going to do it.
Speaker: I got her from Chicago. She gave me the album. I got a brand new nickname. So it's going to be my little alias. I'm going to send that name smoke out here. You got the other one? Y 'all going to have Tony D up here. Then I'm going to have my side, my alter ego, if you will. The broadcaster himself. You know what I'm saying? I got to work on this shit. We going to be a brand and we got to do a business. We got to be fucking original. And it's very hard. You got nonsensical nonsense. I can't even figure out how the fuck you got that shit together, but it's dope. I'm honored to be here, God damn it. Brought to you by Crown World.
Speaker: I've had, I've wanted to do a podcast for probably close to 15 years. 30 years? I've been wanting to do shit like this. So you don't know how much of a dream this is for me. And I've had opportunities to be on the radio. I was told that it was stupid. I was told that it was dumb. I was told that it was a dead end career choice. But I've always wanted to be on the radio. Like that's my dream.
Speaker: And then when podcasts started popping up, I was like, I want my own podcast. And the first thing I thought of all those years ago, and when I thought about a podcast, the nonsensical nonsense has popped into my head. And when Jeff and I started talking about it, I told him, I was like, I already have a name for the show. And I told him, he was like,
Speaker: I fucking love that. Do it. He's like, that's perfect. You got partners. You got partners. So no, like I said, I would love to do football jerseys. I think that'll be once we start doing our own thing and we. Baseball jerseys will be dope. Football jerseys will be dope. I put it to this with my favorite team of all teams would be the New York Mets. So I'll say a baseball jersey.
Speaker: Oh no, I would love to have sports jerseys. Not necessarily a basketball jersey, but I would love to have hockey jerseys, baseball, football. I think that'd be really cool. Baseball's kind of universal because you can put that over a hoodie in the winter. You can wear it with just T -shirt in the summer. And that's the great thing about hockey jerseys is you can wear them in the wintertime. I don't watch football.
Speaker: What? Oh, you got to get into hockey. There's black guys and there's two brothers. There's two black brothers that play on the same team in hockey. They're good too. They are good. We actually have a blue jacket. The black folks invented the sport. I don't think they did, but okay. We can tell. Did they? No, I got to Google that. We're trying to end this show and you can fucking me up. How do I ask that on Siri or Google? Did black people invent hockey? Yes. Siri and Alexa will tell you that.
Speaker: Who was in Canada? They don't have black people in Canada. They did. They did. They did. They did. I got it. I got it. Look at that though. There are the world words used by newspaper reporter, the Colored Hockey League. We don't see color no more. Fuck y 'all. I'm reading an article.
Speaker: I was from the Seattle Crackins. The first ever pro hockey league established in 1895 skated lineups and shift three forwards to defenseman and a goalie. Every player was black. How about that? I did not know that. Nice. This has been your nonsensical nonsense podcast. Black History Month. It is Black History Month. I don't think a lot of people know that. No, they don't.
Speaker: That's a nice little black history moment. That is awesome. I honestly did not know that. Most people don't. I thought the Canadians did it. That's why I don't like what happened to, uh, what's the name, Brashear? Back in the 90s?
Speaker: I didn't like that shit. You haven't really seen any other players. And I will tell you, even though I don't watch hockey, one of the dirtiest moves I've ever saw was where that motherfucker put his skate against that one dude's Achilles tendon, and then the other one, when that dude went across the other guy's neck, they need to throw his ass in jail. Fuck him. That shit where it went across his neck, I've seen that video more times than I'd like to admit to, and that is something else. That man went down hard, and the blood just started pouring out. The blood was coming. He was supposed to be dead. That motherfucker was supposed to be in jail.
Speaker: Yeah Now you get some dirty motherfuckers I mean being a growing up a penguins fan and then we got the blue jackets and the blue jackets are greatest enforcer our greatest bruiser our fighter and
Speaker: Nobody gonna top him in, I won't say hockey, but I'll say in Blue Jackets history. But he's definitely one of the top five in hockey was Jody Shelley. That man lived for a fight.
Speaker: That's hockey. They had songs about that man when he was a blue jacket. That motherfucker would go out and he could score and he could skate and he could move the puck. But give that man an opportunity to get into a fight and he'll beat your whole damn team's ass just because. That's how it's supposed to be. Hockey don't fuck around. I can respect them on that. I know you want to end the show. It's at the time. I got to do my hops, hop arounds. I mean, my hops, hop arounds. Your hops, hoe around. Don't be jealous.
Speaker: I ain't jealous, man, do your thing. Don't be jealous. Appreciate you. Appreciate everybody in the chat. All of y 'all mama, Glick, Jodie, Debbie was here. Wicked Italian now. You're supposed to be a regular up here, but I'm glad you made it. Everybody, who am I missing? Who am I missing? Your cousin Ashley. Hey, Ashley, how you doing? Mike, we got you. Jeff, get better. John, appreciate you coming through. Yeah, I'm going to try to work with you.
Speaker: Mike in the next couple of days and see if we can figure out what's going on. Get him healthy. Get him healthy. First of all, thank y 'all box for coming through. Do me a favor. Give us some awards. Yeah. Jay money. Appreciate your crazy ass coming through. Betty. Thank you for coming through. Mark was here. Jay. Coach Coach Jay. Can ya? Panya was here. Stevie Wonder was here. Leggy was here. Leggy Lady was here. Yeah. She do her radio show too.
Speaker: She been big before all of us even got up here. Yeah. But it's Wednesday. We got to end it the only way we know how. The only way we always do. Little Blacktop Mojo. Yeah, Brian was here. Little Blacktop Mojo with Wicked Woman. If you guys aren't already, go check those guys out. Give them a follow. Give them some love. Let them know we sent you.
Speaker: Appreciate y 'all hanging out here. Tony's going name drop, everybody. I'm just going to say it's one big hole. Appreciate you guys. Tony, Jeff, and Mike. Love you guys. We'll be back Saturday night right here on HAPS if you haven't already downloaded it. Downloaded that. There you go. You'll catch the replay, PG. Sadie. All of y 'all. Appreciate everybody. Thank y 'all for everything. Sadie! Let's go catch the replay. Let me go ahead and do this for the Nonsense, the Nonsense podcast.
Speaker: We always say that we're going to run for office. We have people who's going to be our first lady. Sadie's going to be my first lady if I ever run for office. Sadie, I ain't forget you. Sadie, I miss you. Sadie, I hope you're doing good. Sadie, we're still working on the future, baby. Anyway, how you doing? Sadie's peeps. Sadie's peeps don't happen. All of y 'all don't have peeps. Follow Sadie, follow all of us. Everybody roll with each other. We can all make money off each other. Fuck the drama and negativity against each other. Let's have fun with each other. We all got different demographics, but we can all enjoy talking shit.
Speaker: shit with a good drink and a stressful leave a hollux of oil in his motherfucker.
Speaker: What the fuck he just said, yeah. So if you guys aren't already, go ahead and download the HAPS app. Make sure you give us a follow at Nonsenseical Nonsense, and you can follow everybody that comes in here and hangs out with us. We're here live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday night. Check us out on all social media at Nonsenseical Nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and the TikTok, and you can get every single episode of the podcast on Anchor's Spotify, Google Play, and Apple Podcasts. If you'd also, you can also email us for whatever reason. You can join the chatters box, Starting 5. We've got a brand new Starting 5 this week.
Speaker: The top five romances and all TV and movie. That's probably a tough one. I'm coming for the belt. I'm waiting for somebody to challenge me. Five in a row. Seven all time. I have matched Thomas Brady. I have matched Mr. Thomas Brady. I'm gonna turn my Facebook on for this shit. I'm tired of you. I have matched Mr. Thomas Brady for the same amount of championships.
Speaker: But as always, we appreciate you guys. We love you guys. Tony, Jeff, Mike, I love you guys. I don't care what anybody says. If you've got a problem with the grown ass man, telling three other grown ass men that he loves them, come and talk to us. Because you'll change your mind real quick when you see the four of us together. Especially Tony and I. I don't know how to act. I'm only behaving for the internet. I don't know how to act face to face. Especially Tony and I, because we do not have an act right. But if you're a dude, fuck me.
Speaker: If you're a woman, Jeff might get a little froggy, but Jeff's also four foot six.
Speaker: I can't touch you unless you want me to, but just show me you want me to. But we'll be back here Saturday night with a brand new episode of Nonsensical Nonsense. We're drafting our starting five. We got the news. We got whatever else bullshit comes up. And I've got a brand new top 10, five part top 10 coming up that I think the four of us are really going to have fun with. With that being said, oh, wait, I don't even know if I'm ready. I'm not ready. I knew you wasn't.
Speaker: I know I'm over here. I've got it set up, but I don't have it set up. There's a way it's just not working. What am I hooked up with? Sadie, Eleanor and Chrissy are on, I think. Go holler at them. I'm going to jump over there next. I think they still know. Thank you for the heart, Sadie. With that being said, we're going to end it the only way we know how with a little blacktop mojo, wicked woman. And we're out of here. We have this little intro. This one, I was trying to push it all out, and I wasn't even ready for it. I got to go call my lady. Sound like a holiday at church.
Speaker: It's in the mouth! She likes the mood, she likes the love, she likes the blood on her hands
Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until the rocks go red She whispers prayers in two words
Speaker: I want to live forever in your spirit in the earth Give me a new word, make me a god like you
Speaker: Nothing has looked on and she starts to feast There was a smile on her face as she watched my soul lead It's her last to back her head As blood ran down her chin she said
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs, too, for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. They're pretty good. No, man. Like, something sharp. Something, like, I can stab to defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there. It's kind of like a rich cracker pregnant with a cheese baby. All right.
Speaker: Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray. And can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Uh, yeah, bathroom key. All right. I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back. And that'll be 1362. And I'm going to have to have exact same. So we're in a coin shortage at the moment. Whatever, man. Okay. Just that.
Speaker: No, I'm sorry.
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: I won't live forever No spirit in the earth Give me a new world Make me a god like you Make me a god like you
Speaker: That's a wrap. That's a show. The great thing about Blacktop Mojo is Matt, the lead singer, not a very big guy. And that voice comes out of him. Like, he doesn't look like a very big dude. And that voice comes out of him. But that's a show wrap. I appreciate you guys hanging out. Tony D. Love you, brother. We'll see you guys. What is today? Wednesday. We'll see you guys Saturday. We're out of here. Hopefully Mike will have his shit fixed. I'm going to work with you the next couple of days to see what he did. Get healthy. We got him. Don't worry about it. Yeah.
Speaker: We'll be good to go. We'll be rocking and rolling Saturday night, acting a fool. I'll either be here or I'll be in Cincinnati. Wish I'll see you. If my kids bail on me, I will be. Tell them what you're fucking. Well, we're not ready for all that yet. We'll get there, Rich. Gotcha. Peace, bro. Take care of yourself. Peace out, man. Enjoy your hap's hop around, man. We'll see you again Saturday night. Peace. We're out of here.
