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Speaker: She dances naked through the trees until her eyes glow red She whispers prayers into the wind and she communes with the dark
Speaker: The blade above her head As I began to breathe, she said, Oh, I'm all alone in the sky Take this sacrifice, I wanna live for you
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar.
Speaker: I just put them on the roller yesterday they're pretty good. No man like something sharp something like I can stab defend myself with. I've got some sharp titter combos over there it's kind of like a Ritz cracker pregnant with a cheese baby. All right well let me just take one of these lighters and I'm gonna borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well. Yeah bathroom key all right.
Speaker: I got your bathroom key right there. Make sure you bring that back. And that'll be $13 .62. And I'm going to have to have it exact same. So we're in a coin shortage at the moment. Whatever, man. OK. Just that. Just that. No, I'm sorry.
Speaker: In the sky, take this sacrifice I wanna live forever And now, spirit in the earth Give me all of us, make me a timeline
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: Take this sacrifice, I want to live forever
Speaker: Every neighbor in the entire complex knows one thing Jeff has all the tools Well Mainly because I don't have a the reason why they know I have all the tools is because I don't have a space inside the house to work So I work in the front yard so if I'm working on something I'm in the front yard and
Speaker: You know, I got my tape, my homemade table saw set up. I got, you know, the, the drill press. I got, you know, my scroll saw, whatever I'm working on outside, which also makes me a little bit more comfortable because you don't sweat as much either. And they know I have the tools. So they come knocking on my fucking door and I'm like, okay. No, that's why, that's why I try to generally keep my interactions with my neighbors short and sweet.
Speaker: I mean, it looks like a really cool neighbor that I like. Well, everybody in the neighborhood is actually really cool. I've never had any problems with anybody, which is why I don't mind. And the lady that borrowed her husband, he actually does construction. And every once in a while, he'll come home and like, hey, do you need extra caulking? I'm like, no. He's like, well, here, take these. And he'll hand me three tubes of caulking.
Speaker: He's like, I got extra. I don't need it. I'm like, all right. What you're saying is that your neighbor will come over and give you a good old fashioned coffee. Give me a big coffee. The best coffee. He came home one day and he's like, hey, do you need extra screwdrivers? I'm like, I can never have too many screwdrivers. He's like here and he gave me like three screwdrivers. Well, what I don't have, he has.
Speaker: so like he'll have like the one day i was cleaning out the backyard and uh the uh the dogs had ripped open the trash bag and i went over to his house and he's got like five wheelbarrows and i was like dude can i have a wheelbarrow and he's like yeah sure take it out of the truck so you know i grab i'll grab that from him or or uh if i need a
Speaker: Oddly enough, I have the world's longest extension cord, but sometimes it's not long enough. So he'll let me borrow an extension cord. He's got one just like mine. In that bench I built, I actually put a place to wind up my extension cord. So it's always plugged in, but hidden away. Nice. There you go. Well, enough of that, chefs. Jeff's ranting.
Speaker: Jeff's reminiscing about his neighbors and how great they are and all that jazz. Because it is Wednesday. It's nonsensical nonsense. Welcome everybody. Hopefully you guys are having a good week so far. I am the greatest host of all time, the hostess with the mostest, the one and only, Glick. And then there's Jeff over there. A weird dude. No.
Speaker: No, but thank you guys for tuning in. Uh, Jeff, you're the best co -host on the planet. I couldn't ask for a better. Tony, what's up, dude? Um, go ahead and give a nice little shout out to the Kevin Holly show. I got a care package in the mail today. I'm checking out of my new beer mode courtesy of Kevin. Nice. Yeah. Hey Kevin, where the fuck's mine, dude? What the fuck? I rack on you just as much as Chris. What the fuck?
Speaker: Kevin and I have also been friends for like six years. Yes, but I'm the new guy. I should have got the package first is all I'm saying. Yeah, it's all the reason for you not to get the package first.
Speaker: And if you're not careful, and if you keep asking for Kevin's package, he's liable to come down there and give it to you. That's what I'm afraid of. And it's not very big. It's bent to the left and it's got a chip at the tip, but it's okay. It smells like Chihuahua. Yeah. I have to mention to the listeners, I went live the other day and just kind of shoot the shit. And Tony D jumped on.
Speaker: And I brought him into my live because he was, he was like, dude, we got to talk. And I was like, oh, so I brought him in real quick. I'm what's up, dude? What I do, you know, and he's like, is Chris OK? Because you guys are playing, you know, and apparently you got fucked up.
Speaker: yeah you know and they were concerned and nobody could get a hold of you because it's sunday and very few people know on sundays chris is off the internet sundays are my are my my unplugged day everybody see i used to be so wrapped up with
Speaker: You know, when I was doing like live streaming before and like periscope or, you know, wherever I was doing live streaming, I'd be so wrapped up with it that I mean, I was literally doing something with it seven days a week. Right. And I was getting burned out and, and you can't, you can't live like that, man. You gotta, so when I came back home, you know, there was a few things that I changed, you know, one, I wasn't going to
Speaker: I was gonna continue to work myself into an early grave like I was doing down in South Carolina. And two, I decided that Sundays are gonna be my day. Now back then, when I first came back home, I was still, cuz I'm not gonna go into too much crazy detail about it. But I've been an alcoholic for a good chunk of my life. And I don't go to meetings or anything like that. I've gotten control of it and
Speaker: I've handled it myself. So, you know, but back then I was still drinking pretty heavy on Saturday nights. I was only drinking on Saturdays. So I, uh, I decided when I came back home, Sundays are my day. Sunday is going to be my day that I just, I unplug. I walk away from all social media. You know, I just, just kind of hang out. If I got the kids, the kids and I hang out and chill. If I don't have the kids, I just kind of.
Speaker: sloth around. I mean, on Sundays, you and Summer are the only people that I really interact with on Sundays. Exactly. I'll start that out, you know. That was Tony Dee's concern. He sent me a message. He says, is Chris OK? I'm like, I don't see why not. He's like, well, really heavily. We were concerned. And I said, no, you know what? I sent him a message. It's Sunday. It's his detox day. He goes completely off the Internet. And I basically explained what you just did.
Speaker: And I said, but in his defense, he did answer when I sent him a message. Um, uh, I usually try not to try not to bother him on Sunday because it is his day. So I said, but he did answer me when I sent him a message. So I got, I got, I got pretty tore. I got pretty tore up Saturday night and every, yo, what's up, Joe? Uh, every once in a while I, uh,
Speaker: Not so much. I still have my Saturday nights where I, you know, I come a little bit unwound and, you know, that just unfortunately for them happened to be one of those nights. So forgive me. Hi, I'm Glick and I'm an alcoholic and sometimes I overindulge. Yeah. But I will say thanks to thanks to Saturday night. I played Uno every night this week with my son. So
Speaker: It's all he wants to do is play, you know, and then he gets mad at me because because I whooped a dog shit out of that kid I mean, I showed no mercy That was gonna be my question when you play games with your kids. Do you do you let them win? I never let my kids win I know because because that's not why I don't I don't believe in participation trophies or letting anybody win because if you want to win you better fucking earn it and
Speaker: Now, uh, baby nonsense school. I think that's what they were calling him Saturday night because he was not, he was, he was not drinking with me. He was just, he was watching his shots of soda. Yeah. He, uh, he he's beat me a few times. I don't let him win. Now when he wins, he wins.
Speaker: But I've never been that bad. I'm where I'm gonna let my kids win just because they're little man. I used to, I used to smoke my daughters and all their little board games and stuff that they were playing. I'm here cheating. I'm like, no, you suck. My wife, my wife, I won't play any games with my wife because she just beat the dog shit at everybody. Relentless.
Speaker: We got a there's a there's a monopoly version version of monopoly down here called Turismo. It's about tourism, you know, but it's, you know, you basically go around the world and you can buy like you can buy the US, you can buy the Mexico, you can buy Canada. And she just tears up.
Speaker: I think Monopoly has a game like that. Monopoly has so many different variations and varieties. Agreed, Jason. We should definitely hang out sometime. Oh, excuse me. We're present in the chat. But when the lockdowns first came, we went, we were like, look, we're going to be locked down for God knows how long. So we got all our groceries that we were going to need for the next couple, like for the next month or two.
Speaker: And then we're like, you know what, let's get some stuff to do because we're going to get, we're going to get bored. And we bought some puzzles and we bought, you know, like, you know, uh, like a puzzle, you know, and, uh, did you guys get locked down and go back in time and travel back to 1953? When the lockdown happened, we had just, we had only been in the house maybe a month and we didn't have internet. Oh.
Speaker: We had our DVDs and that was in the PlayStation. That was it. Yeah. And you know what? And like we didn't we didn't get internet until after lockdown. If I only had my DVDs, I've got a box of DVDs, I would be a happy son of a bitch because all the movies I have, I have absolutely no problem watching over and over and over again. Oh, no, no, we were wrong. We watched everything. We have we have well over 400 DVDs. I don't know. The problem is this.
Speaker: Well, when you when you look at a movie cover, what what goes through my head, when I look at a movie cover, I'm like, OK, that's a funny scene. That's a funny scene. I don't want to sit through that scene. You judge a movie. No, no, because I've seen the movie, of course. Oh, OK. But when I pick up the movie, I'm like, do I really want to sit through that scene even though this scene is funny? I literally the movie plays quickly through my head as I look at it.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, I'll do that. Yeah, I know what you're saying. I'll do that. Jason, I'm with you. Monopoly is not allowed in my house either. Everybody hates to play Monopoly. I am the king of Monopoly. And people get so pissed off when they play with me. Oh, I hate to play that game. I hate Monopoly. Funny thing is, well, what makes it worse is, for some reason, I always have to be the bank. And you can't. And I can't count to 10.
Speaker: Yeah. I can't math very well today, Ma. Well, my problem is, is that I will intentionally buy like every property I land on. So I'll have one of all the properties and then there's two little shitty properties right past go, but what is it? Baltic and whatever the two little ones, the brown ones.
Speaker: I'll own both of those and then I'll slap fucking hotels on them for days. My wife will land on anything. I'll buy it. I'm like, seriously?
Speaker: I only buy at one. I only buy the one. So like, so like Martin's gardens are like the yellow ones or whatever. I'll only buy one of the yellow ones. Nobody can get, and then when they want the full set, then it's like, well, this is what it's going to cost you. If you want this last one right here. So you had the whole set and then they get, I'm always the cheater, but it's because I buy everything. I don't buy everything.
Speaker: that's the idea of the game. I mean, that's the concept of the game. Well, so I have to, I own, I own the ghetto. I own the projects, but I came into the ghetto and I came into the projects and I was like, I got all this money. Let's, let's, let's help. Let's build you boys up. Let's build you guys up. We'll make you better than fucking Park Avenue.
Speaker: And then I just go buy properties in rich neighborhoods just to be a dick and and then I won't sell unless they give me what I want and usually people just get pissed off because we're three hours into a Monopoly game and they're like I'm actually in the process. I'm trying to figure out how to make Because I you know, I I do like to make stuff and I'm trying to figure out how to make a connect for game and
Speaker: I mean, yes, I could go buy one for like 10 bucks, but I'd rather spend $50 building it because I'm stupid like that. That's the thing that kills me. You will spend money on the dumbest shit. Well, no, but I literally don't spend $50 on it. I literally like when I made that tic -tac -toe game, I built it out of scrap wood that I had lying around. Yeah. So it's the same thing with the Connect 4. I got enough scrap wood. I could make it.
Speaker: I just have to figure out how to make it. But if you didn't have it, or you didn't have the tool to make, you would go buy the stuff. So the game, I don't even think Connect 4 is $10 at this point.
Speaker: I think you can buy the damn game at the Dollar Tree for one fucking dollar. But you'll spend $50 making one just to say you made it. But you won't go spend any money on this podcast the better you're at.
Speaker: You know, fuck Parker Brothers, you know, I'm gonna go pay to lose. Speaking of this podcast, and you just doing whatever the hell you want to do. What is our number one rule? What is our number one rule that we both agreed on before we ever started doing this podcast?
Speaker: Yes, I know. The rule is no particular religion. However, in my defense, you did say go with the trends on TikTok. So I took a trend and it's gotten us well enough to close to a thousand followers. Which was fine to go with the trend and comment on another video and go to that one. Which you completely and entirely...
Speaker: You chloroformed, raped, set on fire, put the fire out, revived, raped it again, set it on fire, and ran it over with the truck 10 times with number one rule by posting that fucking video. I don't help the podcast in any way, shape, or form. That's just gross numbers. For those of you who don't know. You said you wanted to go live on TikTok. Well, now we almost can. Please.
Speaker: And for those of you who don't know what he did, because yes, and I didn't even mention that at the beginning, our social media across the board is that nonsensical nonsense on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, YouTube. Even after I was doing it, I was like, Chris is going to tear my ass for this, like it's got to be done.
Speaker: All social media nonsensical nonsense give us a follow We do have a merch store that I still have to set up stuff for but the merch stores there on tea spring Just got a tea spring in search nonsensical nonsense and if you listen an email and nonsensical nonsense podcast Yes, we are on tiktok and
Speaker: And we don't do much on TikTok, we're slowly trying to get around to doing stuff. So what does Jeff do? Jeff goes and posts a political video, a follow for follow, a follow train. It's a follow train. Yes, completely, completely alienating.
Speaker: and an entire another side. And I'm pretty sure you can look at us. The side that we're alienating, we don't care about anyways, because there are a bunch of lefties. Yeah, but we don't care about political views. I don't care about your political views or your religious beliefs. Well, we're trying to build a platform and we're trying to build a fan base for our podcast. OK, let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question, Chris. Who's staring at you right now on the other side of your computer?
Speaker: This other guy wearing a suit that has a Kevin Holly show
Speaker: that's exactly what it was on TikTok, but it was, it was for the, and, and, and, and like I told Summer, I was like, I'm going to, I'm going to, I swear to God, I'm about this close to going to Cancun and kicking his ass for that, for the merch stuff, for all these, I want to go kick his ass. She's like, you sound like a 12 year old girl that just got into a fight with her best friend. I was like,
Speaker: the the
Speaker: we're almost at a thousand now but if you if you only wanted followers, fantastic but that does not help the podcast at all because and here's the thing that kills me whether you're whether whether you're left or you're right on Tiktok. There's no there's nobody on Tiktok that supports the left or supports the right that has any kind of common sense or brain cells. No, that's true. They're they're all
Speaker: Yeah, the problem with dealing, you know, I agree. The problem with doing that follow train is everything I see now is all the same shit. And I'm like, oh, my God. And that is the other thing that I told Summer I was going to kick your ass about. I was like, I can't even go to TikTok without 900 fucking radical Trump fans. Well, you know, here's the thing. In a couple of weeks, in a couple of weeks, it will go back to normal.
Speaker: Because I had the same problem on mine when I did the same thing. I'm going to make it go back to normal in a matter of days. Hence the reason I went into the vault and pulled out some of the best of. And I've only started, I've only gone with pain videos so far. So I'm going to stare a spike into the right direction. I did a cool couple videos there.
Speaker: Yeah, you probably just did that to try to distract me from the bullshit that you put up that one video you're like, oh, I love this song I'm gonna do the scream and I was like, oh I got an idea
Speaker: And I was trying to find it. I went scrolling through the feed and I was like, I can't find anybody singing. All I see is fucking Trump. So I had to start searching through the search bar, which I never do.
Speaker: So, yeah. So, I dug into the vault. I went deep into the vault on my personal TikTok page and pulled out some of my favorites. The best of Glick, if you will. And because, you know, with the kids here, I generally don't I don't post videos and I don't do much for the podcast. What the hell are you talking about? Embarrassed of what? My kids, I'm there. I saw you dancing. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, embarrassment.
Speaker: Well, why don't you wait, you know what? You know what's funny? In the video I was singing and I put the tripod on top of my car and I'm singing and I can look over and I can see my neighbors looking at me going, what the fuck is wrong with this guy? Yeah. Summer says I don't ever get embarrassed. Hello, fiance. I don't, I only get embarrassed.
Speaker: They'd ask 9 million questions. Yeah. It's not in our blood. Yeah. You're wrong there. Jason, Jason, my cousin, he said, it's not in our blood to get embarrassed. I typically don't. So, so I was like, you know what? Screw it. You know, I'm going to, I've, I've made some pretty embarrassing TikTok videos. So I'm waiting for that one because that should get a couple of million views. Yeah. Well, it didn't, but.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: But, uh, I mean, I've, I've made more embarrassing TikTok videos for that. And thank God for whatever reason, TikTok decided that they went against community guidelines. They're like, we're going to get the kids a gas kick. No, I did one, I did one where I was, uh, uh, lip syncing and dancing along to, uh,
Speaker: uh barbie barbie girl I thought about doing that but I was like Chris will make fun of me endlessly if I do this it's one of my favorite songs I'll make fun of you regardless but I was looking at you know like I did that I did I was doing the 90s song challenge thing or whatever and I I was trying to find a good one and they like four of them started out with barbie girl I was like no no no no no no no I'll never hear the end of it
Speaker: Oh, I'm glad you, I'm glad you, glad you went to the Kevin Holly show before you came in here. My own fiance, ladies and gentlemen. Damn. Went to the Kevin Holly show and commented on his show before she came in here to give us toilet paper. It's a, you're on a roll. The Kevin Holly show off.
Speaker: I need more than toilet paper to get rid of that smell. I feel so dirty.
Speaker: But, uh, yeah, so, so a little behind the scenes for everybody. Yeah. Jeff's a jackass. What is it? You said day one, you know, if we get tick tock big enough, we'd go live on tick tock every once in a while too. And we're, we're, we're stuck at like one 17 for like a month. Yeah, but we also weren't doing anything on there. Yeah, that's true. So you want to watch this.
Speaker: for the podcast. If we were a political based, I mean, if we were the Kevin Holly show, where we went on there and spouted off crazy nonsense, then you know, that would, that would be a different story. Oh my God. That dude's, that dude's feed on Facebook is like seriously political. He is angry. Well, can you blame me?
Speaker: Well, he's angry over silly stuff. Like he gets mad for getting, I'm not going to spend a whole lot of time. And it's not just him. There's a lot of people that do it. You just say people in general get mad when they get put in Facebook jail. Well, you spend 99 % of your time posting stupid ass shit that you know damn well isn't true. And you poke the bear. That'd be like if somebody was at my, if somebody sat beside me the entire day for a week,
Speaker: and just just mouth off and just just poke the fuck out of just I'm gonna do everything I can today to anger you. Probably by the second day I'm gonna break their jaw. You're gonna get your ass. You're gonna get your jazz handed to you. And that's essentially what Facebook is doing to people and it's like don't get mad at Facebook because you're the one intentionally poking the bear. Actually I think Facebook's gonna be slowing down on that because that lawsuit
Speaker: Yeah, we'll see what happens. I'm curious. I'm curious what's happening. Speaking of Facebook, I got I got a story for you that I heard today. OK, Facebook and their their guidelines and their harassment bullshit and this and the other thing. Right. They they targeted a Facebook group
Speaker: and started shadow banning and muting comments and putting people in Facebook, Facebook jail for a, um, I've gotten, I've gotten put in Facebook jail for the dumbest. Well, I actually, I've never been in Facebook jail. They just keep giving me warnings, but, um, I've never been, I've never even been warned. There, there's a group on Facebook that they've been putting people in Facebook jail and this that another thing.
Speaker: for a use of a particular word. Now, the Facebook group mentioned is a lawn and gardening and landscaping Facebook page. So not only for businesses,
Speaker: not only for businesses, but private owners, people who, you know, live in communities and want to show off their gardens and their flower beds and blah, blah, blah. No, but I mean, on top of that, you know, like I have the, I have the odd pride of I want the greenest glass in the neighborhood. Yeah. Well, the word on that, on that Facebook page that is getting people in trouble is the word ho, like a garden ho.
Speaker: That's hilarious. Like Facebook, learn context motherfuckers. That totally reminds me of a story I have to tell you when you're done. But go ahead. So yeah, people are talking about gardening and this and the other thing. And you know, there's companies that's in there.
Speaker: the radio show that I listened to mid -day, Roger and JP. JP was like, what if my business is a hoe business? And all I do is sell garden hoes. So now Facebook is hurting my business and I can't sell my hoe.
Speaker: that that
Speaker: I actually got a couple for you tonight. And that popped up and I seen it and I was just like, this is really a fucking thing with Facebook right now. It is a goddamn lawn and garden and landscaping Facebook page. And it's like, you know, it's not like you're like, yeah, it was like, you know.
Speaker: I got my bitches and hoes and I'm going to go garden. One guy literally got got put in Facebook jail because he hit and I don't know. It makes no sense to me. We're probably going to get put in Facebook jail now. Finally, after twenty seven episodes because of this conversation. But one guy that got in trouble on Facebook was like, I literally put a post in and asked
Speaker: What was the best hoe to use in this particular type of soil where he lived? And me, I'm like, I mean, a hoe's a hoe. I don't think it makes a difference. I was going to say, is there a difference between the different hoes? But I mean, I'm no lawn and garden fucking landscaping expert. I'm not either. But he got put in Facebook jail for like seven days for asking that question in a Facebook page, on a group page.
Speaker: When I when I was in high school I used to work for my uncle he owns a plumbing and heating company that my grandfather started and During the summertime my cousins and I would have to dig gas lines and
Speaker: And where you dig a four foot by four foot hole at the street and then a four foot hole by the house and then a trench. And my girlfriend at the time who you met at graduation, her dad, her birth dad worked with us and
Speaker: I remember my cousin and I walking down to the shop from the office and skipping and jumping and screaming, Pimp Daddy Pete's got my hoe.
Speaker: because her dad's, of course, name was Pete, and he had all the tools in his truck. We were like, Pip Daddy Pete's got my hoe. And we thought it was the funniest thing ever. And he's like, what are you talking about? Like, you got our tools in your truck. And he's like, yeah, I'm like, yeah, Pip Daddy Pete's got my hoes.
Speaker: Well, it's 2021 and if I fart there, if I fart in the wrong direction, it's about determined to offend somebody.
Speaker: So, speaking of offending someone, my wife came home last night with her friend. I'm sure your wife comes home every day in his offended because she walks in and sees you. They came home and they were both at the same hotel and as I stated before, they do sell tours. And they were getting ready to leave that day and this lady came up and she's of the Asian
Speaker: descent and Yeah, she's Asian. Yeah, and she said she's She's got a roof and they want to go to one of the parks. Well, I'm trying to not scare the snowflakes, but she said I Have a group and we want to go to one of the parks And my wife says okay, how many how many adults and she's like there's 16 adults okay, how many kids she says we have we have
Speaker: One infant, which is always free because they're infants. Ooh, my dorks just slammed. And we have five, no six kids. And kids cut off at 11. After 11, they're considered an adult. And she says, well, my wife says, well, which is it? Five or six? And she says, six? And she says, what? You can go outside, give it a rest.
Speaker: So this lady says six and she's like, well, he's, he, he's almost 12. He's still 11, but he's going to be 12 soon. And my wife says, well, how tall is he? She's like, Oh, he's not that tall.
Speaker: I was like, can I see him? This dude comes around looking like Yao fucking Ming with fucking goatee. She's like, he's 11. She's like, serious. Yeah, he was a legend 20 years ago. Yeah, she got all offended and pissed off.
Speaker: There was there tell me about it and of course we're doing the accident Like I can't do the the way we were talking about Because it was it would be so offensive like even even the Well now I want to hear your Mexican wife do a Chinese accent I was I was
Speaker: she was just saying it but i was of course making them laugh harder because i was sitting there going oh willy she said he walked around the dude was like six foot i said so yeah fucking ming and then i had to explain who yao ming was
Speaker: I did look at SnapJ, I seen it, I snapped your butt. I mean, I was like 12, maybe 13, and I was as tall as I am right now, so. Exactly. Yeah, my 12 -year -old daughter right now is like 5 '6". Yeah, I mean, we're talking Asians, not necessarily the tallest people on the planet.
Speaker: She said this kid walked around he's got like six gold chains She's like 11 She's like, I'm sorry. I have to charge him as a dog. She eventually told him she said look here's the deal. I
Speaker: Because the normal price, the price of the gate is $185 per person, per adult, right? Yeah. And my wife said, look, I'll give everybody 150 bucks and I'll do his half price. But if you get there and they say he has to pay the difference, he has to pay the difference between the 75 and 185. And the lady was like,
Speaker: OK. Chargement. Yeah. Yeah. Get away with it. Jason Jason said, you know, he was like growing up with with with his mom. Jason's my cousin. So I know his mom very well, obviously. But his mom telling him before we went into somewhere how old I was when and if I asked. And it's funny that you brought that up. And he said that because
Speaker: When we went down to Pigeon Forge, we were doing that with Buggy. We were like, okay. I remember being like, since I was the short fuck and still am, but I remember at like 13, my parents going, you're 12, you're 11. And I'm like, okay. Well, Buggy's like right at that cutoff age. Now we can't do that with Austin because she's 16 and looks like she's fucking 23. Right.
Speaker: You know, but we were doing that data page before. Not only did we do that in Page and Forge, but I should have brought this up a couple of weeks ago, but it's a good thing that this kind of organically came up. So we have many reasons why we're going to hell. Well, when we went to Dollywood, we added another one to that list.
Speaker: because when you walk into Dr. Wood, there's an area where you can go and the kids get measured to make, you know, see, and they get a wristband and I wristband. Okay. See if they can ride certain rides. Exactly. Well, right beside that place where you get your height checked, there's another place where you can go in there and you can get a wall. It's kind of like handicap, like a handicap thing. Okay. Yeah. Basically, basically you go to any rides, you go to the exit and you hand on that.
Speaker: And you don't have to wait in line for the rise. Well, you're sitting there going, some are sitting there going, Chris, you're stupid. You know, you should get the etiquette one. That's what my wife always says. Well, we were like, well, we're going to say that, we're going to say that buggy is off to us. We're going to say that.
Speaker: Parker is this or that, but because of HIPAA laws or whatever, they can't ask you legally what to prove it, right? You just go in there and tell them you need this pass. Since summer was going to be with the girls most of the day because they were riding roller coasters and I don't ride roller coasters and the boys didn't want to.
Speaker: I was with the boys the whole day. So, Summer went in there and got one for Austin, I think, and then I went in there and got one for Cash, but they asked, you know, they asked, how many people are in your party? And I was like, well, there's six of us. I'm like, okay. And they wrote Cash's information or whatever, his name and this, that, and the other thing.
Speaker: and that person has to be present when they go on the ride. So it was like cash, six people. It was like Austin, six people. So we literally did not have to wait and any line. It's called a loophole. I like it. You know, now I want to go to Disney World and be like, oh,
Speaker: Disney World has got some serious secrets, man. Have you seen those lists of, uh, it's like 30 things that Disney World doesn't want you to know? Have you seen those videos and stuff? I like to go to the darker side. I do too. So there's like, there's a video on YouTube and it's called Nobody Dies at Disney. Yeah. Disney has a rule that nobody dies in their part.
Speaker: So say, for instance, and this has happened, somebody dies on a roller coaster or something like that. They have their own Disney fucking fire department or whatever. I don't know what the hell it is. Yeah, they got a Disney jail, too. Yeah.
Speaker: I wonder if it's anything like a lot like really but uh so so they they are according to this video and I don't know how true it is I can only go off of what the video said so right Walt Disney you and your animatronic cryogenesis head that's still alive don't don't yeah I totally believe that because he had he had more money in brains yeah
Speaker: If somebody dies in the park, they wait until they're off the property to pronounce them dead. To pronounce it dead. Yeah. So it's just like, no, that's one of the rules. Nobody dies in Disney. Well, mine is eaten by an alligator a couple of years back. You couldn't deny that. We kind of got to call it there, Walt. Get that alligator out of here. Shoot it. You take it out of here. I read a story.
Speaker: the other day where it was one of those lists and I was sitting there reading through them and they don't call them cast members for the people dressed up as like Snow White and Flynn Rider and the funny thing is like
Speaker: The cast members were fired when when one of the princes was making out with Flynn Rider And apparently like when you are one of those Characters that dresses up as like the the princesses they get constantly hit on like constant and if you do it too many times and
Speaker: you will hear them say to like us a another cast member that we have a they don't call it a problematic yes they call it and a a special special guest yeah somewhere but it's like it's a really fancy word i just can't remember what it was
Speaker: I'm guilty of hitting on a princess when I went to Disney. Well, the picture they had of the girl that it dressed as Tinkerbell, I was like, how are you doing Tinkerbell? Well, my favorite, one of my favorite Disney movies is Aladdin.
Speaker: And I'm like, Oh, I gotcha. So, so that was the only, that was when we went to Disney, when we took the kids to Disney, that was the only line we waited in and I wasn't going to, but the girls wanted to meet Jasmine and Aladdin. I'm like,
Speaker: Well, I'm going to sit here for two hours and wait. I'm going to make it worth my wild. And, and you know, they, they have their little character role and stuff like that. And Aladdin was being a little smart ass. And I was like, Hey, you better calm down street rat because I ain't Jafar. I was like, they'll never find you and I'll take your woman. She's, she's taking care of you. They're not allowed to, they're not allowed to explain who they are either.
Speaker: Well, they're, they're, they're meant to be in character. So then when they were, when they were like, all right, you know, come in and take your picture. And I was like, all right, we can do our picture, but he's got to leave just me and her. But I don't necessarily say it was hitting on her or whatever. It was just kind of, they were playing around. So I was playing around.
Speaker: Well, no, but I mean, apparently some of the dads get in there and they get really. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude, I've seen it. But in character, they have fun and they because like we did.
Speaker: we did lunch, I think one day with Cinderella and Prince Charming and then the evil stepmother was there and, and, uh, and the wicked steps sisters. And I think, uh, Allison wonderland, so Matt Hatter and Alice and then Winnie and Tigger, Winnie, the poo and Tigger was there. But, uh, when the stepsisters come around, cause cash was, I think cash was like two when we went to Disney, the stepsisters came around and they're like, Oh, you so cute. And they like kept getting close and they were trying to,
Speaker: take his cookies and whatever and they just they were having fun. So, I mean, they have a whole the whole character role that they play. They really get into it. Yeah, they really get into it.
Speaker: like the Matt Hatter came over and he was trying to invite the girls to a tea party and the girls were like, we ain't going no, no, you'll be bugging me. I was like, can I get you a tea party? He was like, yeah, let's go. He was like, come on, man. Yeah, come on, man. Let's go. But there's actually fucking tea here. Oh, yeah, whatever.
Speaker: Well, apparently the the whole story the matter the the reason why they call him the mad hatter the way they used to make hats back and they used like a a Carcidogen to steam the hats Locked in a room. You're basically locked in a room while you're making this hat and you go fucking retarded. Yeah Sorry, my bad
Speaker: Why would you go full retarded? What's wrong with you? Are you retarded? But yeah, you basically lose your mind because of this stuff so that's where the whole Matt Hatter thing came up so it's it's historically accurate except for if you read actually the original stories of some of the Disney characters you're like wow
Speaker: Yeah, because Disney is notoriously accurate. Why don't we tell the real story of Pocahontas and John Smith? My wife, my wife, we were talking about that. We were watching My Wife Loves the Pocahontas movie. Of course, she likes it in Spanish. She knows all those songs in Spanish. And I'm like, it's better in English.
Speaker: And she's like, I would just want to hear the song in Spanish. I'm like, so we end up watching the song three times. And that's what you get for. I was like, you know, the real story behind Pocahontas, she's like, I don't want to hear it. I said, you know, that chick was like 12. John Smith was like 35. I mean, she was passed around like a donut. You can't blame your wife for enjoying the Disney songs. I mean, she is what, 13 now?
Speaker: But but like the I I read this the original story of Rapunzel and apparently the guy that saves Rapunzel the The evil stepmother whether pushes him out of the tower and he lands on a pile of rocks. Yeah All up and he's basically, you know, he's in a coma for months. Oh
Speaker: Well, I was like, why? You don't see that in a Disney film, do you? Yeah. Well, I mean, that's, that's like any of those old nursery rhymes. I mean, brothers, the brother's grim or whatever the hell it was. Those are not happy fun stories. They are not the Disney film you remember. Yeah. Uh, much like a lot of these, these songs, um, I had a friend of mine, um,
Speaker: for college did a report, uh, on, on nursery rhymes and stuff and like the true meaning behind them. And it's, it's pretty fucking twisted. Like ring around the road is about a, there's about a plague and about dying and shit. Like, yeah.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: my kids are at that age where every night they want a bedtime story so I'm you know scroll the internet right before we go to bed and I'm finding stories and uh why don't you why don't you just tell them like the story the story of the the poor kid who was
Speaker: neglected and left to drown at Camp Crystal Lake or the poor sweet innocent danger. I got to the point where I just played clips from the podcast. I'm like, there you go. There's a story. Oh, that's fantastic. They wake up with the fucking nightmares going, what do you mean you want to put mom in the corner?
Speaker: Like turn up, you'll get it when you're older. So, so, you know, I, they're fed up. Who's fed up? Uh, you know, I, I post in, in all the, the, the podcast groups and this, that, and the other thing, I, you know, I share our links and everything like that. And, you know, also while somebody will comment and be like, Oh, you know, I followed you today, today, somebody commented under one of my comments and.
Speaker: and I got the notification on the anchor that he had favored in our podcast. So, I was like, oh, well, that's good to see who this guy is. And I, you know, I favor it in his podcast back and I go to his his podcast page and it was like, I can't remember the gentleman's name but he was like, through Jesus, all things are possible and the Lord Jesus Christ is our savior, weekly Christian
Speaker: Podcasted I was like, oh You're in for a big surprise. He was listening to two -parter episode We were nice and clean we're nice and clean and virgin because we didn't know any better and
Speaker: My wife we were watching you guys play for a little bit and she says She says why don't you jump on there and play as well because I don't have fucking said Uno cards because even though we've bought 15 packs of cards the kids destroy them and
Speaker: You know, you lose 15. Why don't you go make a deck of Uno cards? I gotta get new scissors. Can you imagine a stack like that? How many Uno cards are in a stack? It's like 115, 120, something like that. Well, let's just Google it, that shit. Yeah.
Speaker: How many? I know that 108. Yeah. So there's 76. There's 76 number cards and 24. I would have to make them out of 16 inch ply and 16 inch ply. It would still be like 12 inches tall stack of Uno card shuffling would be a bitch. I could, I could do it.
Speaker: This comment has been hidden. Uh -oh. Jay got this comment hidden once again. Um, almost. Oh, that's what he got. Why are you hating? Why are you just hating the fuck out of your podcast tonight? You're Snapchatting me and everything else. Yeah. 108, 108 was close. Um, Jason asked how we play in Uno Apart. Well, the half -sap that we use, the, how we go live together, you can invite people in. So there's a,
Speaker: There's a lady, there's a, there's a, there's a young lady on here that once a week or a couple of times a week, she does an UNO party and you just invite people in and you play UNO and you give yourself your seven cards and you hold them up in front of the camera so you can see them. And then you just show your card. So, and then if you don't have a card, you got your deck beside you where you can draw from.
Speaker: So, and I was poking everybody's ass. I was drunk as shit. Yeah, Chris was stacking a dick. I was not stacking a dick. I was too drunk to stack a dick. But literally, I was, uh... They were funny steps. You're having fun with the filters. We were in a match house with filters over our faces. Nice. But yeah, yeah.
Speaker: One of my Wednesday night after we got done or Saturday night after we got done I had one of my Had one of my moments I I suffer from depression and my depression kicked in real bad I even apologized to you because of it like one because I jumped off so early and and My depression hit in bad and my wife's like, why don't you go fucking play Uno? Oh
Speaker: And I was like, go to the records! I said, go, go, go to your cookie mart and buy you a second cards, man. We'll do our, we'll do our own. But, you know, it was, it, I have this weird thing. It's, it's 90 % of the time I'm happy go lucky. No, not a care in the fucking world. But every once in a while, I just, it's, it's like a kick in the gut when my depression kicks in.
Speaker: Trust me, as a guy who deals with it on a daily basis and anxiety and everything like that, trust me, I totally get it. I had an episode on Saturday after we got done to the point where I'm not afraid to admit it, I was almost in tears.
Speaker: a lot a lot and see this is and you know we typically don't get on too many serious conversations other than the fact that i was listening to that that two -part episode and you and i sounded pretty goddamn smart when we was talking about marijuana which which is still funny that you mentioned that we us smart marijuana those three things don't come together very often because
Speaker: Nobody like we mentioned in that episode we can count on one hand how many times we've spoke but but that's the thing I mean, you don't you don't have to smoke to be educated on on the medical purposes I did not have all the drawfors and shut up mark. I wasn't too drunk to hold my cards up I was too drunk. I was just too drunk to remember when it was my turn But
Speaker: Jay said the same thing with a lot of us men. We suffer from depression or anxiety or whatever. But there's been a stigma for so many years that we have to be strong. Yeah, you can't say anything. Yeah, we can't have moments of weakness because A, it's not a manly thing if you're like, oh, some days I just can't get out of bed. And oddly enough, I live in one of the most machismo countries on the planet.
Speaker: You don't live in America anymore. No, not down here, man. You fear. Yeah, you have to be. All the time. I tell people I'm a stay at home dad down here and they're like. So you're a girl and I'm like, what are you fucking talking about? We'd say the same thing up here. Hell, I'm actually the same thing. What are you, a bitch? Well, I mean, it all comes down to. You got a man China between your legs.
Speaker: It all comes down to one thing on why I'm the stay -at -home dad. What I'm good at, nobody pays for down here. Well, look, I have one question. Is this John McAfee and how do you know him? And I thought he was the... What the fuck are you talking about, Jay?
Speaker: I don't know John McAfee. I don't know John McAfee either. Yeah, Jason said, you know, he just, I just, and that's how I am, Jason. But I mean, that's just, that's just coming from our family. And like, like I said, Jason is in the Facebook comments. He's my cousin. That's just coming from our family because that's how we was brought up. You know, you go about your business, you handle your business and you do what needs to be done.
Speaker: If a little bit of depression or anxiety or anything, you swallow that shit and you get back to work. Yeah. And that's one of the biggest reasons that I started drinking so heavily at such a young age. I mean, dude, even when we was in high school, nine times out of 10, I was drunk as hell at school. And I was using a wreck.
Speaker: Yeah, just because that was, but you know, we found ways to pull through and you know, I went to therapy for a short time when I came home and I got pissed off at my therapist and I basically threatened to choke him the fuck out because all he wanted to do is put me on drugs. And it's like, I don't want drugs, dude. Look, I'm taking a big step just coming in here and talking to you. From like third grade until eighth grade, I was on Ritalin.
Speaker: Yeah, I didn't want any of that. I've never with, with, you know, my family's history and stuff like that. I just, I did not, I don't, I don't like taking medication or anything like that. I don't either. I won't even take a Tylenol. Yeah. I'll take Tylenol. That's about the extent.
Speaker: But, you know, but now, you know, times are changing and it's, it's being put out there. It's not, it still isn't a stigma to a certain degree, but it's being put out there and it's becoming, sadly, sadly it's becoming a trend for the people who, who, who really go through it. Yeah. Who are really going through it and are dealing with it on a day -to -day basis, you know, just because now it's coming out more, it's still not any easier because now it's become a trend.
Speaker: and people who have people who have no idea about living a, you know, going through shit or being put through shit or, and I've got a friend of mine who's like this who just do it for attention. Who will want a depression and anxiety. I just wish, I just wish somebody would tell me that everything's going to be okay. Well, no, you don't because.
Speaker: Because you're asking, you're literally just wanting everybody to pay attention to you. You've literally made 10 Facebook posts in the last hour and a half. Exactly. That's how you can tell when somebody's asking for attention is they actually post something about it. I think once I posted something, but it had nothing to do. I posted something, it was kind of dark.
Speaker: But it wasn't, and I had like four people, hey dude, you okay? I'm like, yeah, I'm fine. But it wasn't like, I need attention. It was like, I literally sent out to certain people, hey man, thanks for being my friend. And they were like, you're okay. And I was like, okay, it's time to start to get off the internet. This is, thanks for being my friend. I'm gonna be like, first of all, I'm not your friend.
Speaker: But I mean, that's the stigma. If you do reach out like that, you know, like if I sent you a message like, hey, man, I just want to thank you for, you know, you'd be, you'd get it. Well, yeah, I would totally get it. You would bust my balls about it later, but not in that moment where some people are just like, yeah, whatever. And they wouldn't even comment and stuff.
Speaker: But yeah, I don't if my depression kicks in or my anxiety kicks in I don't I just I closed down and I sit there stared at TV or start a wall or whatever And sadly a lot of us do that. I mean, yeah Jason said the only time I've ever posted something at home. Yeah, and generally That's that in summer. No shoot how she's been there if I'm not
Speaker: And then I'm like, I don't wake up the next day. I'm like, I'm such a fucking idiot. You know, so then it's like, which is why I don't post anything because I know the next morning, like, wow, I feel like an idiot. Yeah. And then on top of already feel like a giant piece of shit, then that comes up and it's like, fuck, now I feel like even more of an asshole. Fucking people. Yeah. Which, which at the end of the day,
Speaker: is where this podcast has come in and helped a lot because again, I'm not, I'm not staying up and getting super drunk on Saturday nights anymore. So, you know, generally, you know, generally for the most part, when we end our life on Saturday night, I just kind of venture off and I screw around with, uh, networking and type shit like that. I don't even really have any more beer after we get off. You ran out.
Speaker: Well by the time we get done Most nights you my wife's come home. I'm like it's time for bed
Speaker: But I mean I i'm such an introvert in the first place As i've stated, I don't like to leave my house like I had to go grocery shopping today and and I put it off for two hours I was like, I don't fucking go You make wine. Well, that's the problem. Jason you make fucking wine. Why is fucking disgusting? Fucking stop. I can't I can't stand the taste grow grow a pair and
Speaker: Show up your man. We're making fucking beer make beer. Yeah, make beer Jason Follow the podcast and drink the beer Okay And then whatever you make profit wise you sponsor us for giving you the idea boom We'll give you 10 %
Speaker: Well, Jason, that's what I did Saturday after I ran out of beers. I was drinking wine. You mentioned you were drinking wine. I was like, what the fuck were you drinking wine for? He's like, I ran out of beer. Well, OK. One of my customers gave me two bottles of wine the other day at work. He makes wine, he makes beer, and he also makes sausage.
Speaker: He gave us two bottles of water. I was like, he tried to give you the sausage too. He's like, drink this. I'll give you some sausage. I asked for the sausage. I was like, hey, boy, you got that sausage or no? I'll be the next moon.
Speaker: But uh, no, I uh, so I was like, I'll try. No, when he first came into two bottles, I was like, oh, I get full fucking beer. He was like, ah, I don't got any right. I was like, oh, come on. I'll come back next week. Your fumigation next week then. Here's my number. Call me when you got here. I'll get the shit out of this place.
Speaker: Jason's like, oh, an hour. And I just realized I walked into the room. Well, it's Mark said Mark, Mark said that when I was talking about, I get just fucking hammered and act like an ass. He said, you should do that, though. Everyone's from every once every now and then. Yeah. Well, I mean, I need to I need to not do it live. I need to just do it like I used to do it and just, you know,
Speaker: Hey, nobody's around. I can yell and I can scream and I can, and again, that's one of the nice things about, you know, um, not that I want to continue to live alone because that don't help matters. None at all.
Speaker: no it don't you know i mean uh but i think that's why why tony d was was contact me asking for you okay because he's like i know he lives alone i was like oh the kids are there they'll pick him up off the floor i was like the kids are there this weekend they'll pick him up he's fine rolling over the kids aren't here just just making you know what what do they call it
Speaker: Hey, I'll call you and we can shout and be drunk. All right. Fair enough, Mark. There you go. Um, what, what do they call it? Um, a wellness check that the police do. We're going to be sitting at the Liberty one Sunday. There's going to be a knock on the door and I'm going to go answer. Like, uh,
Speaker: It's not Tuesday or Thursday. What are you guys doing here? Some people saw you live and called us to make sure you're okay. When was I live yesterday? Oh yeah, I was drinking my fucking face off. No, I'm just hanging out watching Nightmare on Elm Street for like the 900th time. You want to join me? Come on in. I'll get you guys a beer.
Speaker: I was about to make some burgers, you guys. You guys like podcasts? Check this out. When they come in, lock the door slow, I'm funny. It's boys. Come on in. Wait, what? I have this 55 gallon drum of comb, and I don't know what to do.
Speaker: You said you got that package from Holly today, and I was like you you said I got a package in the mail And I was like oh shit somebody said Chris a dildo
Speaker: That was my first thought. I was like, so is that Chris Adildo? Thank God my Astrid is interested out there. I was nervous considering the last time he was sleeping in his front yard. Jason said, just don't believe what this guy I worked with did. His kid came to me at my job years ago and said his dad was sleeping in the front yard. Was he actually a sleeper? Did he die?
Speaker: I hope he was just sleeping. I've, I've passed out in some weird places. So I passed out of Kevin Hollis police. That was the weirdest place I ever passed out. I remember, I remember, uh, my first year here, I got on a bus to go home and I was hammered and I woke up at the, where the buses stop.
Speaker: at the end of their route there's like 25 buses there and the driver's getting on to actually head back to the route he's like have you paid i said i haven't even gotten off get going like you've got the window again he's like okay i don't think well i mean might be my might be on my end but the bud froze a few times ago
Speaker: Maybe he's talking about the podcast, might be Facebook. I've only passed out in the yard a couple of times. And that was just because, and I knew what I was doing. I just did it just because. One was my 21st birthday.
Speaker: That was after it was after I broke my ankle. And then I woke up in the yard next to my buddy. Not like next to my buddy, but we were in the yard together. Don't worry about auto correcting. Art correcting your grammatical errors.
Speaker: Have you heard me talk? But we were both in the yard and I guess he passed out in the yard because I picked him up and power bombed him into the front yard. And then after I did it, I just laid down and was like, I'm going to sleep right here. It's like that episode of Scrubs. I was watching Scrubs today and JD goes to make a basket and the ball knocks on his head and he wakes up and he says to Turk, why are we laying in the
Speaker: Try laying it down in the parking lot. He's like, well, you got knocked out by the ball. So I just laid down next to you Just relaxing He was like your friend My buddy was like a good thing away from me Was my 21st birthday was an absolute tricking wreck it was it was it was something else I
Speaker: but there's been other times where I'm sleeping on Kevin's back patio one night. You were. Your voice was going in and out.
Speaker: Fantastic. Well, the video is froze on my end, but the video is still there. Oh, and I'm back with a video. Yeah. The video on my end froze as I was dumping beer down my throat. It was good freeze, but which is weird. The only time mine freezes is when we bring somebody in.
Speaker: Yeah. So yeah, yeah, totally, totally off, off subject and where we, where we've gone tonight and where we've been. But, you know, we gotta have a serious conversation.
Speaker: So basically, just to kind of wrap that up, guys, we all go through, we've all got our issues, our depressions, our anxieties and this, that, and the other thing. But your true friends are going to be there. And, you know, much like Mark said, hey, we'll call and we can drink and shout and scream to the sun comes up, which is a whole hell of a lot sooner than it is for him than it is for me.
Speaker: but your true friends, your true, your, your true guy friends. Yeah. They're going to bust your balls, but at the same time, you know, in the moment, in the moment, a true friend will be like, I got you bro.
Speaker: Yeah. You know, if Jeff ever, if Jeff ever messaged me, he was like, Hey, thanks for being my friend. Just, I just want you to know, I would know. Oh, okay. Jeff's going through some shit. Let's go ahead and be serious for a minute. You know, 10 minutes after that, I'm going to be breaking his balls. So I know, I know. Yeah, exactly. I know we was all brought up a certain way, but you know, there ain't no shame in it. And I'm learning that now I'm almost 40 and I'm, I'm learning that.
Speaker: You know, there's no shame in, in, in saying, Hey, you know what? Well, there's no shame in asking for help. Give me, give me a moment. Yeah. But there's no shame in asking for help if you need it. Uh, the, unfortunately, when I, when I, if I get too bad, I get suicidal tendencies, thoughts anyways. It's creepy.
Speaker: But I know I know one thing. I can't do it because I'm a pussy. I'm like, no, this will hurt. What if I do it wrong? Exactly. Then I got a scar or something. But I've literally I've literally had had a knife in my hand going, this is going to hurt. I don't want to do it.
Speaker: don't tell me I'm getting old. You're older than me because I was getting old but uh yeah, you know, as I've gotten older, I've realized that you know, it's not such a bad thing to go. Hey, you know what? I'm I'm I'm I'm in a different place right now and I just I need a break and and like Jason said, he's cut off a lot of people. I've cut off damn near everybody. You know, uh you and me both. I I I I think
Speaker: You are the only person outside of the occasional shit I send out via messenger, which is usually promotion, that I actually talk to. Well, yeah, that's exactly. Outside of summer, you're the only person I really talk to on a regular basis. And then, of course, you got everybody that we talk to here.
Speaker: But I don't talk to him outside of the podcast so right and that's not saying it's just We've known each other for 25 years Yeah, you're in you're in Cancun. I'm in Ohio. So there's that you know that well the weird thing is if if we were closer and
Speaker: living closer together, we would probably be both drunk halfway through the podcast every time. There goes the video. Oh yeah, more than likely. I just lost my video. I've literally stated multiple times that if I didn't live in Mexico, I would probably be an alcoholic.
Speaker: You know, my wife is, my wife is, we all definitely, you know, cause you check my balls every time I'm like, no, I don't want a beer. And you're like, come on, drink the beer. But I mean, that's, that's true about a lot of things. Um, occasionally I think about, you know, what would be different if I actually did live in the States?
Speaker: And I don't really think a whole lot except for I'd probably have a job instead of being a stay -at -home dad. And I'd probably be drinking more. I have a nicer vehicle. But other than that, not much. I'd try not to leave my house if I had to. But I've been like that since high school, since before high school. Name more than one time that after school, we actually did something. I went straight home.
Speaker: I don't like to leave the house. Yeah. Well, you went to work a lot. Well, even if we both had time off, I'm like, fuck it. I'm going to get myself busy with work and stuff like that. So I was really was I wrote so, but, but yeah, um, no, I don't want to, I don't want to stay on that subject too long. It's kind of a.
Speaker: We're just you know every once in a while Jeff and I can be serious. We had a serious conversation about about the weed Last Wednesday night, and then yeah We actually look and it is really crazy right now because I lost my video on on Haps and it says it's connecting, but it's still good on Facebook and
Speaker: When I freeze when I freeze when we bring somebody on all freeze the entire like when we brought on Tony D on Saturday or Whatever day it was Yeah, was it Saturday? Okay, I was frozen the entire time but I
Speaker: Yeah, I watch every episode anyways because I can't really see what you're doing anyway So like when you show the when you showed your your shot glass you got from from That restaurant not shot glass that your beer glass. I had to rewatch the video and actually see it because I was like And hence the reason why I sent you a picture of the stuff Kevin sent me today because I knew you wouldn't be able to see it on here and
Speaker: Well, I saw I saw his promotional video and he was telling people if you want one ask for it I never got it Well, he didn't do a promotional video he did a post of a picture He sent out that picture on Facebook of a picture of all the merch sitting there and he's like if somebody wants one, let us know and
Speaker: And I was like, this is promotional. What is the promotional video? Come listen to the Kevin Holly show eight to 11 on Wednesday. Two hours of it is breaks. His breaks. Yeah. He's like, we go, but you said, yeah, but two hour break. You said that you have, uh, you had a couple of stories and you, and
Speaker: You have a nap and a tendency. It's kind of like a special skill. If you were a superhero, this would be your superpower. Turning a two minute story into a three hour story. Yeah, I figure if you've got a story,
Speaker: Well the story I had was the Asian family. That's all you had? Yeah, that's all I had. Well, I did want to ask you, did you find out any more about that bowling ball story? That guy that was renovating his house for 150 bowling balls?
Speaker: That's not you having a story. So I was hoping you had a story. I was going to go take a piss or you could probably just stare into the camera. Look into my eyes. You will subscribe. Well, I can tell the story of Tony D and I were talking about where Tony and I were talking about when I went live, Tony D and I were talking about, uh,
Speaker: The difference between vehicles in the States and vehicles here, I looked at an 86 S10 single cab four cylinder five speed that you could see through the bed. It had so much rust in it and they want $3 ,000 for it. He's like, that's crazy. I was like, yeah. Then I showed him, I turned the camera to show my neighbor's truck. He's got, I don't know if you remember the Nissan hard bodies.
Speaker: uh andy nelson had a lifted one but it's a nissan hard body pickup which is basically the size of an s10 for those who don't know it it's a four -door nissan hard body pickup and i want to take one i want to turn it into a dually because i think it'd be hilarious i should like a shrunken down version of crayon well as soon as i
Speaker: I should have known damn well, as soon as I walk away, as soon as I walk away and give you a moment to talk, you are going to start fucking talking about cars. Actually, I was going to. I have an idea of something I want to do. I need to find the right thing. I told you earlier before my life of this guy, he does
Speaker: He restores old pieces of whatever you find. I watched him do a scale. Like a scale that you weigh fruit or whatever in. The best thing in the world to fall asleep to. Holy shit. Yeah. I've got an idea. Yeah, go ahead. I've got an idea for something. That's a good idea. Well, yeah.
Speaker: And he does. Well, there's there's several guys like him that they build stuff and they just play this fucking music, man. It's like, why would you post a two hour video when you know nobody's going to make it five minutes before they're. There's another guy I watch. There's another guy I watch on YouTube. You talk about the girls watching YouTube for hours and days on end is I found this other guy. He makes dioramas.
Speaker: He takes plastic models, a model car, whatever, and he modifies them to make them look like they've been sitting in a field for 25 -30 years all rusted out. He's with paint and additives and whatever. The biggest problem is, I love watching it. I love the detail. I love the amazingness of it.
Speaker: He 3d prints like little things to add on to it like he'll he'll add he'll put the like a lantern hanging off the back of a a Caboose of a train here the top What's that
Speaker: Jason said, you can't hear the tops. I'm popping. Oh, okay. Nevermind. I was, Jason's apparently, he was, he was responding. Yeah. Words are hard. He was responding to a, Hey, we're live on YouTube. Sorry. But he, he 3d prints all these small pieces and, and makes them look like they're 30 years old, whatever.
Speaker: And it's amazing to watch, but the music he plays over it, it's just like, Oh, you pass out. Yeah. So if I'm like, every once in a while, I'm wired. Like Saturday nights, I'm wired. After we get off the podcast, I am, I'm, I could be awake for the next 12 hours. And I will turn on. Yeah.
Speaker: I will turn on either the diorama making videos or this guy doing restoration and 20 minutes in, one or two videos in, I'm snoring where I have to wake up and turn off the TV.
Speaker: Yeah, and and hence the reason I give you so much shit when we're like, oh, you're like, oh, two hour mark. I'm like, dude, you know, you're not doing anything. We can go a little bit longer outside Wednesday nights. I don't push so hard. But, you know, Saturdays, it's like, you know, we can go. Well, it all comes down to one thing. This is something my wife and I, when we got done on Saturday, my wife and I argued about this. She's like, you know, you guys should just do two hours. I said, well, you know, you get into the rhythm, you get
Speaker: You're having fun and the time literally flies you were like, holy shit. Like I looked up earlier and I was like fuck we already did an hour and It all comes down to I She was here her and I were arguing about the fact that you know, I we go over I'm like, of course we're gonna go over or we're two idiots, you know, we don't stare Five more seconds
Speaker: And, uh, she's got this thing where she wants to spend time with me. I'm like, I get that, you know, but we live together. And, you know, Chris and I, this is, this is technically my job. It's the podcast is I'm feeling like a job, you know, as in one day it could make money. I doubt it, but you know, whatever. And it is the closest thing that you have to a job. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker: But on top of that, it's my closest interaction with somebody that speaks fucking English. Yeah. As I said, I don't fucking leave the house. I don't I don't really talk to anybody in the neighborhood except for like, sure, you can borrow my wrench, you know, or screwdriver. And and she's like, no, I totally get it. She is. But, you know, I wanted to spend time with you. I said, I said, I have no problem spending time with you.
Speaker: But it's podcast day. Podcast day, I'm busy. I said, you know, there's times when she's getting ready to go to work. I'm like, can't you just stay home? And she's like, no, I have to go to work. I said, well, I have to do the podcast. And she basically told me how to counteract her mind. She said, just just tell me this, this and this.
Speaker: the next time and I won't be so bad about it. I'm like, all right. Yeah, we'll see. Jason was making fun of me for being slow, but then he turned around and commented and said, I feel bad because I just had to find the beer that I opened three minutes ago.
Speaker: I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to leave the Facebook chat for just a minute because I do want to go way off subjects and I wanted to do this earlier in the podcast but we can, this is why we aren't segmented. This is why we don't have a script. This is why we don't plan anything because Jeff and I are so much better when we are just essentially allowed to get off the cuff. We just riff. We just go.
Speaker: As anybody who knows who's listened to the podcast, friends of the podcast, Blacktop Mojo, they do have a new album coming out very soon. They're currently on tour right now as we speak. So I'm gonna leave the Facebook chat for just a moment because I gotta remember to do this at the beginning of the podcast too because Snapchat gets a lot of hits. But yeah, as I was saying, Blacktop Mojo,
Speaker: Uh, they got new album coming out there on tour. They just did a video today with tour dates all the way through fucking November. Um, yeah, they just dropped a new song and I wanted to play, uh, just, and I haven't heard it yet. I have not had a chance to hear it. Yeah, it's called wicked woman. It's off there off their new album.
Speaker: that's coming out and I just wanted to play it just a minute or so. So the last song that they did, it was a little bit slower. We'll see what this one's all about. And this has worked out really well in the past, so hopefully it's still worth it.
Speaker: Yeah, it does. Bring it a little bit closer. It's called Wicked Woman off of Black Top Merger's new album.
Speaker: There it is. Yeah, you fan grow out about every fucking song I do. I love these days. I just want a good signal.
Speaker: And yes Facebook, we have permission to do it. So don't break my balls and all that other jazz. No kidding. Calm down. Yeah.
Speaker: We are, we are, we are technically sponsored by them. They just, they just allow us to play their music, but what the hell is going on here? Um, but yeah, as I was saying, that's Blacktop Mojo's new single Wicked Woman. You invited on Spotify, YouTube. I think,
Speaker: Damn near anywhere that music is available, you can find it. So go stream the shit out of it. Help them climb the charts. Follow them on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, all that jazz, and just stream the hell out of it. Help them just fucking... Actually, while you do this real quick, I have to go check on something. I will be right back.
Speaker: I gotta go but I'll be right back. Speaking of social media, if you guys are already go ahead and check out nonsensical nonsense on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, YouTube, all that jazz. Also, feel free to
Speaker: Go over to Spotify or iTunes or Google Play or wherever you get your podcasts at and hit us to subscribe and give us a follow, a like, a thumb, and whatever it is. And if you're at all interested in merchandise, go to Teespring and search nonsensical nonsense. There's not much up there. We're still trying to figure it out, but there's some things up there. Yeah. I had to go tell my kids it was time for bed. I thought you were going to make sure they were in the house there. Well,
Speaker: That was my excuse. But they were outside playing. And I looked out and I'm like, there's no kids out here. Where the fuck are my kids? They already came in. They were watching TV. I just wanted to make sure. I just did the same thing. I just went out there. I actually did go to go take a piss.
Speaker: but um and i walked out there and they know it's getting a little dark outside and i'm like the girls are in the living room and i was like where the hell is your brother oh he's still outside playing with his friends i was like well what does he know is better yeah my kids my kids know that when the street lights come on it's time to get in the house and the street lights came on like 45 minutes ago and i was like hey yeah you kids are in the house right
Speaker: He knows better. He's just pushing his luck. Yeah, well, I think my kids tend to push their luck a lot. But they, I don't know if you've seen this guy, I'll send you a clip from him. He does, he's on Facebook real big, but he's on YouTube as well and he tests out these live hacks, but he always fails at it.
Speaker: and he's hilarious. Look up. I'm going to give him a quick plug because he's hilarious. Brandon Ferris. Have you seen this guy? You know how you're scrolling through your Facebook feed and stuff and you see a video that says life hacks and it's like I show you how to do certain things like make a t -shirt into a dress or whatever. Well, he will literally do these and he fails miserably.
Speaker: every time on of course on purpose but he did one it was they showed how you could uh take suspenders and attach them to your pants and then attach them to two pieces of furniture and jump both legs into your pants the same time and he did it but he didn't have suspenders so he he tied strings to him and he jumps into him of course he misses and both bookshelves land on him
Speaker: My wife and I were watching him last night my wife was like what are the kids been watching? Oh my god, this guy's hilarious and We sat there three or four videos. He's a complete jackass But what makes it funny is he he literally it's him by himself in front of his computer Just like you and I do the podcast Well, what's funny is he's got a he's got a picture on an easel that he bought off eBay and it's just a picture of a Mexican girl
Speaker: at you know dressed all nice like like it's uh like like her graduation photo or something and he calls her concierge what the hell is it called no it's not a quinceanera no no because then she'd be 15 ooh the accent and everything 20 years i've been to a lot of quinceanera but um yeah
Speaker: but it's it's when you look at the when you look at the girl she's she's the picture is actually famous it's like uh i can't remember what it's called it's like a promotional photo but he he got one big blowed up he keeps on easily calls her kelly
Speaker: And he'll be playing with something who'll go, here, take that Kelly and throw it and it'll hit the picture. He does, he does like his girlfriend, his girlfriend, she's got a YouTube channel for sure. She does makeup and she's like, she got 10 ,000 followers. So he makes her a cake that's supposed to write out 10 ,000, but it's literally just a pile of cake when he gets done. But he's hilarious.
Speaker: camera to the chat and the chat said, Cassius are real. He don't care what you say. Yeah. Jason said, man, my mom would scream my name when them streetlights came on. I can hear her three, four, three to four, maybe more streets away. Oh, yeah. That's what I just told Austin. I was like, I can tell your brother to get his fucking ass in there in here before I go out there and choke him out. That's how that's how everybody in my neighborhood knows my kid's name.
Speaker: because I'll stand outside and go, hey, get in here. Well, I didn't want to because I know my mic picks up everything. Summer said it's been two hours. You all need to end it. That's actually only been an hour and a half. But she said she was joking. She's probably been listening to the Kevin Hawley show. She decided to come over here for a minute because he was on one of his 45 minute breaks. No, she's busting my balls for Saturday.
Speaker: I know what she's doing, but I'm also, I'm also busting her chops because she's probably hanging out watching the Kevin Holly show. Yeah. Stan's probably, Stan's probably in there probably. I don't know if Stan's in the studio or he's probably in the chat. So somewhere's going to be over there hanging out with Stan. I mean,
Speaker: Is what it is if I mean you can have you can have a real man or you can have 60 year old man, or you're gonna have a 60 year old man. It looks like a fucking oompa -loompa reject He was giving me shit about the gray in my beard fuckers got a gray beard I Know he does I did I jump back at him. I had your back No, but I
Speaker: I posted a picture or something on Facebook. He was giving me shit about my beard. And then I looked at his picture and I was like, motherfucker, please. Now, I will say about Rogers on crack. Now, I will say one thing about your beard. You do need to clean it up a little bit. Get some scraggles. You got some scraggles and it's the greys that always pick up. Yeah. Well, and I got that one grade line. And
Speaker: I literally, uh, I just don't shave ever. I just let it grow. Cause I'm lazy. And eventually my wife will get mad and she'll drag me to a barbershop. No trim me up. And I'm good. Well, just do just stay with yourself. Just clean it up. And maybe your wife wouldn't be so mad at your beard if you would just, she's not mad at it. She's just like, it's time. And I'm like, Oh, I don't want to go.
Speaker: No, actually, actually it was my boss texting me to tell me that, I said, who the hell is texting me? Nobody ever texts me. And so I said, probably your girlfriend. No, that's my boss telling me that I have to go in at seven for some weird reason tomorrow. He's like, get off the podcast. Get to bed. You got to be early. Yeah, right. I hope we're starting early. We'll be off early. Good Lord.
Speaker: It's hot out. It must be. It's always on. He and I are probably working together tomorrow. That's probably why he messaged me to be honest with you. Yeah, make sure you're there so you guys are ready to take off when it's time to take off. Yeah. 7 a .m. Oh, man. Please, I'm up at 6 .30 every morning.
Speaker: Oh, that means I gotta get up to six. I don't usually ball. I'm like, I'm over here pitching. I'm like, I typically don't get up until seven, but I'm literally, uh, about, uh, five 30 every morning. Uh, my wife and I wake up for like 30 seconds or something, go back to sleep.
Speaker: And like we'll both have to go to the bathroom or something and then we go back to sleep in 6 30 on the dot we're awake Because she's got to be out the door before 7 And this week sucks because she's literally gonna be late every night. She's not gonna home till 10 tonight All week Sucks
Speaker: A street light was on, boy. I went to go take a piss and Austin was like, oh, look at this, dad. I was like, I'm right in the middle of the podcast. I can't look at, plus I don't have my glasses on. And you're showing me something on your phone in the living room and I'm standing in the hallway. I can't see. I should go out there and stash it.
Speaker: And then when she gets home, she passes the fuck out. And Chris is off yelling at his kids, I can hear it.
Speaker: She's gonna send it to me on statue. No what you do is you give you Make the scariest sound in the world Sound of a belt That dude I don't faze my kids I have For
Speaker: one of them, one of them might not actually participate in the actual murdering process, but she damn sure, she will damn sure be the driver, the alibi, and probably playing it, and that would be the oldest. The other three? Yeah, the other three are probably like, we're on.
Speaker: Who's car we taking? I don't know. I don't care. Don't put shit on me. I run a successful podcast. I got better things to do.
Speaker: I'm podcasting. Come back later. Yeah. Right. Hey buddy, mine, uh, that I occasionally talked to sent me a message the other day. Cause he saw my, uh, my Facebook story and he's like, he's like, uh, I forget what I posted something. Oh, as I post that picture of my wife and I, and he's like, why are you wearing a tie? You don't even have a job.
Speaker: I said, I have a job. I host an unsuccessful podcast. It's like, yeah. Who? Jason, Jason replied to your, you replied to your own, but my cousin said, I think my cousin sent you a friend request. If you're wondering who JT is, it's not just, it's not Justin Timberlake. It's just my cousin. Yeah. Cause I'm that famous.
Speaker: I'm that infamous. Oh, he's, he's out of my wife and I started watching something. Oh God. My wife and I started watching death burrado the other day. And she's like, we're flicking through Netflix, look for something to watch. And she says, uh, put on one, put on, um,
Speaker: Uh, dust of dawn and I was like really you want to see dust of dawn? I said I want to see dust of dawn Some hike gets new But it wasn't on netflix It wasn't on netflix and I was like shit Have you there's what the tv show? Yeah, that tv show is not too bad. Um, there's what two three movies in the desperado series There's there's actually four Well i'm talking about
Speaker: Was made by robert rodriguez in and and it's all in spanish and it's genius It's really good. It's it's kind of the backstory of how his hand gets shot Yeah Yeah, the original is really good. Yeah, the original is really good. There's um, there's what there's what desperado Uh, I know there's once well, it's desperately the second one
Speaker: Desperados technically number two. Yeah. Okay. Well, you're not helping me at all dude. I'm trying to freakin figure out. Oh, okay. Cause I'm trying to figure out the series. I can't remember what the first one's called. El Mariachi. I can't remember the name of the first one. Yeah. That's the first one. Yeah. It's all in Spanish. It's
Speaker: Well, it goes El Mariachi, then Desperado, then Once Upon a Time in Mexico, and then I can't remember the fourth one's called. Okay, I don't know what the fourth one is, but I've seen El Mariachi, and I've seen Desperado, and I've seen Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Maybe I have seen the fourth one, and I just don't know. I mean, that's much like the Crow movie series. I'm sure I have. There's four of them. There's four Crow movies. You got the first one with Brandon Lee. I always saw the first one.
Speaker: Well, there's the Crow, and then there's Crow, City of Angels. That was the second one. And then there's City of Angels. And then there's another one that has Edward Furlong in it, which was the kid from Terminator 2. And the guy who played Angel in the Buffy movies.
Speaker: Not Buffy needed. The Buffy TV series. TV show. Isn't that the guy from Bones? Yeah. What? I love that show, Bones. I've seen every episode. Don't smack for punk -ass kids who stay outside after the streetlights come on. What are you doing? You smoking crack with your friends? Getting drunk? Stealing water? You throwing punchy hookers?
Speaker: I don't even know. That's a good thing. Fuck my life. Don't come by on a Thursday, kid. That's the same guy from Angel. What the fuck is he saying? I can't remember.
Speaker: David David David Yeah starts with B. I know that Is it a B Yeah, it's like David Boreanz yeah, yeah, yeah he was
Speaker: Yeah. Bones and Angel and Buffy and he's done some other movies, but he was in that fourth crow movie with Edward Furlong and stuff. It was actually, it was actually a pretty good movie. Uh, what's her face? I need to, I need to actually sit down and watch them all. Are you, I can't get into it. The underworld.
Speaker: Kate Beckinsale with Kate Beckinsale. Yeah. I've only I need to figure out the order and I've seen most of them, but I've never seen them in order. I know just because some are over here with a countdown. I was like, are you counting down? She's like, no, just because I'll be asleep before long. Obviously. There are actually I don't know the order of them. I have no idea what the order of them is, but they're actually the problem.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: I've seen that series in order probably. But they're like, they're very John Wick -esque, where it's like, they're just super entertaining. Completely unrealistic, but super entertaining. I'm waiting on John Wick. I can't wait for the next John Wick. It's gonna be awesome. Yeah, I can't wait for chapter four. It's the same movie. It's literally the same movie. I don't care. Yeah. Well, in the second one, when he takes the Mustang,
Speaker: and he's he uh rich rich what do you mean rich in the in the cab huh Jason just said rich i don't know what he meant by that okay he's predicting our future Jason how many tops have you popped to me
Speaker: the the great thing about john wick is is it's it's it's complete you can literally forget about anything else in the world when you're watching the john wick movie you're just like ah it's it's badassery it's 100 badassery because you know that
Speaker: Like the first three chapters are literally the same movie three times, but it doesn't matter because it's so fun to watch. And, and, and then, and just to know the fact that Keanu Reeves legitimately did all the training for all that stuff. Shoot. Like you read about, have you seen him doing the training with Ali Berry? I was seriously impressed. Well, there's a,
Speaker: there's a there's there's several videos of him doing the training with with the guns and stuff like that. Yeah. But there it's just like it's probably a John Wick in real life and we just don't know it. Yeah. Well, you know, you you watch those videos and you're like, let's really not piss this dude off because he will go full John Wick. It's like this. This this might be an actual reality show reality movie with
Speaker: Keanu Reeves.
Speaker: They're like, ah, for legality issues and legal reasons, we have to call it John Wick, but in actuality, in like some weird -ass foreign country, it's like... It's a reality show. Yeah, it's like a day in the life of Keanu Reeves and his server in like fucking some weird -ass middle of nowhere country. And they're like, this, this, uh, Keanu Reeves guy is, uh... It blows my mind.
Speaker: that the dude from Bill and Ted is such a badass. Yeah, exactly. Because his whole claim to fame before he did The Matrix was, whoa.
Speaker: Bill and Ted was his first though. I love Bill and Ted. My kids and I have watched Bill and Ted one and two, maybe 35 times. Have you seen the new one yet? I hadn't watched it yet. Oh yes. Yes, it wasn't terrible.
Speaker: Well, and that's, you know, speaking of movies like, like these movies that come around after space jam, then the new legacy just came out. My kids and I started to watch it yesterday. And you're going to crap all over. No, I fell asleep. I don't think it was that bad. I thought it was actually pretty, pretty good. I mean, I just, I found the ball thing funny. LeBron comes out on the court and his sons are playing ball and he's like, ball.
Speaker: And then the son of that thing is taken. It's like, is this very meatball? I thought that was hilarious. Yeah. Unfortunately, he didn't fall asleep. Yeah. I thought it was a pretty good movie. They didn't try to make it a sequel. They tried to make it its own. And they did make a couple references to the original movie.
Speaker: Okay. But they didn't try to make it a sequel. So, I mean, for what it was, it was pretty good. And everybody's like, LeBron James is a terrible actor. Well, LeBron James isn't a fucking actor. All right. Yeah, exactly. He's a basketball player and he's a jackass on social media. But he was, I mean, I found him kind of a dick to his kids when he comes out on the basketball court, though. But, you know, you know who I didn't like in that movie as an actor that I really, I really like a lot. And I could not stand him. Don Cheadle.
Speaker: yeah he seemed like a real fucking horse's ass you know he was just horrible in that movie like his acting yeah it was it was like he phoned it in he phoned it in he was like yeah they're paying me how much all right i'll do it yeah i made this on iron man one and you're giving me how much for space jam
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. And I like Don Cheadle. I really like Don Cheadle. Don Cheadle is a great actor, but it's kind of like when Clooney did Batman, he phoned it in. He's like, yeah, I'll show up. You're paying me how much? OK. You know, you really ride the dick of Batman. You always find a way to bring Batman up. Well, oddly enough, I am a DC fan. But no, but I mean, if you watch all the Batman movies,
Speaker: Yeah, but if you watch it, including Batman, it's really campy. When you watch this again on YouTube, you'll understand that reference I just made. I was standing here in a Superman t -shirt and a Superman back. Oh, I know. Well, you know what? Our love for Superman all comes back to one man. Well, I was a fan way before I met that guy. That guy just...
Speaker: No, but that guy is taking it to the next level. Have you seen have you seen his business logo? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm so proud of that man. He cracks me up. Literally the funniest dude, one of the funniest dudes I've ever met. Why don't you why don't you reach out to him since he's getting since he's he's having so much success in his business. Tell him to come to sponsors. I have. He never fucking answers me. He's like he's like a social media hermit hermit.
Speaker: He pops his head out post something and then goes dark. I say he posts all the time now But uh, yeah, he posts all the time, but he won't answer me i've sent him like I I've sent him pictures of things and i'm like, hey, you know, I sent him a link Because he's he owns a detailing company and I sent him to a link to a youtube channel that is uh It's it's all about automotive detailing Yeah, like techniques and equipment and i'm like dude, it's called auto geek
Speaker: And I watch, you know, because I'm such a car nut, I watch everything there is to know about cars. If it's I'm watching a guy rebuild the Fast and Furious Eclipse right now. But AutoGeek is like seriously informative when it comes to detailing cars. And I say, hey, Bob, dude, check this shit out, man. It might help you out. So once I get my wife's at the gate, let me go tell my kids go open the gate.
Speaker: Hey, you little shits. Call me the god damn gang mama's home. Let her in. As I said in previous episodes, the guy lives in a gated community. You'd think they'd get some kind of like passcode or card reader or something. No, the gate's always closed and every time somebody comes through, they have to
Speaker: Open the gate. No, I didn't. I sent my kid. Hurry up, Kevin. So totally off subject. How do you hear your wife say? I didn't hear the... I can hear her yelling. I can hear her yelling at the gate. I can hear her yelling my name. She's at the gate going, she's at the gate going, Oh, hey! Since I'm sitting on the balcony,
Speaker: She can see me sitting on the balcony. And I just hear her calling my name. And Jason said, go to bed. Go to bed. Go to bed. Hurry. Jason said, you don't get in trouble for me. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. Which is pretty much what you did Saturday.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, well, but But no, she's at the gate and I can hear her holler in my name Ever so slightly and I was like, what is that? Oh, she's hungry So I ran down ran to the stairs and I told my son Kevin I said Kevin go out open a gate for mom toss my keys down the stairs Oh
Speaker: Well, I was trying to bring this up earlier, but we went off on one of our tangents. When Cash came in and he was like, what's a hooker? Come by on Thursday. Don't come here on Thursday. Oh, shit, I thought Cat was on stage. I guess he's not.
Speaker: So yesterday On Hulu. There's the ball. There's a new American Horror Story, which we talked about I love that right and With Kobe and this and the other thing you dude. You've got to watch American Horror Story. I need to get around to it Yes, I know I want to watch that new show that you were telling me about that 17 what did it what is that three -part series and
Speaker: Oh, oh, Fear Street on Netflix. Fear Street. Yeah, I want. I'm actually I'm waiting for the third one to come out. Is the third round. OK, I'm going to start watching. Yeah, it's a trilogy, three movies, Fear Street by R .L. Stine. And as I said before, yes, we all remember R .L. Stine is like goosebumps when we were kids, when we were kids. This is not goosebumps.
Speaker: OK, so it's not something I should tell my kids. We should watch this. Well, the kids can. Yeah, the kids can watch. Did you just blow your wife a kiss? Yes, I did. Oh, they fucking pussy. The R .L. Stine's Fair Street on Netflix is is awesome. It's a three part trilogy movie. It's a fair street, 1994, 1978 and 1666.
Speaker: really good. Yeah, it's it's about a cursed town. It basically they they they they they they encompass like the old slasher type movies witchcraft. Satan worshiping. They just just throw every horror concept into a ****
Speaker: three, three movie series. And it was so good. But no, what I was going to, what the hell was I going to say? Oh, okay. So yeah. So watch American horror story. You haven't watched that. They're like, they just got a new series out. Um, it's called American horror stories where they
Speaker: episode or they go into different seasons and they kind of delve into the backstories of a particular story. Okay. Well, not so much of a wrap up. It just gives you a part and overview of the footage.
Speaker: American Horror Story. So like season one is Murder House. And basically the concept with Murder House, it's a house in California and it's got this dark history. Everybody who's ever lived there has been murdered, but if you die in the house, you never leave the house. So your ghost is just there.
Speaker: Yeah, so it's it's it's actually it's it's really good. Uh and then every season is something different. Um So you got like a murder house. You got asylum. You've got the coven which was amazing coven is awesome. It's about which is obviously and it's right in it and and then you got freak show and hotel and
Speaker: 1984, which was kind of a play on the slasher type old school movies and cult and stuff like that. But it's really good. They just did this American horror stories. Nothing to do with what I'm trying to get to. So this is
Speaker: Yeah, so so I was I finished watching episode two of American horror stories yesterday Just randomly the next show that popped up was the show called monster land on Hulu and I still don't know that's good. Yeah Guy from with the guy from Teen Wolf Sure, we're not Teen Wolf. Oh, what's it? What's it? What's I what did I know that kid? Oh
Speaker: I don't know. Every episode is. Yeah. I don't know. Okay. Then it's different. Yeah. Yeah. It's a different show. So, Austin, Austin comes in and she's like, oh, that girl's in his show and she gets raped and blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, oh, okay. I don't know what the **** you're talking about. I don't even know what this first episode's really about. Like I'm I'm I'm playing Uno with Cash. Austin leaves and Cash and I are sitting here playing Uno and Cash is like, what's rape? And I was like,
Speaker: Go to bed. I was like, well, that's where you make somebody think that they don't want to do. And he's like, I used to rape people. I'm like, I used to not ever rape anybody. Do not ever. I was just like, what's up? If you were to rape somebody, make sure it's their wallet. You know, like every gas station in the world.
Speaker: 315 a gallon man. No, it's still cheaper than it is here. Is it really? What's it down there? American. It's, it's a dollar a liter, four liters to a gallon. It's dollar 10 a liter. There's four liters. So yeah, pretty much. Okay. So it's,
Speaker: 440 it's like yeah 440 a gallon. I told you to Americanize Well, I had to I had to figure out what It's 22 22 pesos liter, which is about a dollar ten but dollar five something like that so Yeah about four four twenty four four ten something like that and
Speaker: or 440 something like that it's it's it's retarded but but it only recently went up in the past three or four years it all came down to Mexico used to Mexico sold there used to be only one gas station for all one company
Speaker: And it's called Pemex. And somebody sold Pemex to another company, so now there's a whole bunch of companies. And they're like feeling things? Mexico used to have their own oil fields and all that stuff. Now they don't, they're not owned by Mexico anymore, so they're not, they used to be super cheap, like super cheap. I used to pay
Speaker: like I like five five years ago I was paying like a dollar a gallon five years ago and now it's 440 a gallon it's retarded fuck all that man yeah but it's good it's good down here it's just like yeah whatever it's normal we've given up on caring
Speaker: Yeah, it is what it is. But I find it hilarious that people, you know, I watch all these videos on TikTok and YouTube and stuff where people were bitching my gas. I'm like, please. They're like, I paid $3 for a gallon. I'm like, please hold my beer. Watch this. I remember I had a I bought a 97 Jetta like 12 years ago, and it would cost me. It cost me $5 to fill the tank.
Speaker: empty yeah but how much are how much how much are you spending in gas though down there for you guys like said 440 440 gallon yeah but I mean do you guys fill my tank yeah if I fill my tank it'll cost me
Speaker: uh 35 40 bucks something like that yeah well that's about what i'm paying right now yeah but i my wife and i never fill the tank we literally will throw in i don't anymore i i i've never i've the entire time my wife and i've had vehicles down here we we literally i use it as an excuse to buy cigarettes so when we would go somewhere
Speaker: I would, I'm like, oh, we need gas. So he'd stop it again. Okay. And what's really cool here is you don't pump your own gas here. There's not a gas station in town in all of Mexico that you pump your own gas. They have gas to tendons that do it. Oh, it's all what you want to put in. It's all full service. Yeah, it's all full service. So like, though you want air in your tire, you went to winter to clean. So the nice thing is,
Speaker: Okay. Um, you can literally show up and say, I got plenty of battery, but, uh, we'll literally say, uh, you know, put $10 of gas in and clean the windshield and then I'll go into the store and pick up cigarettes and sodas and whatever. Um, but it's not, I, I've, I think the most I put in at a time is like 20 bucks. Yeah.
Speaker: just just for the simple fact, you know, 20 bucks on and like the eclipse will last me two days because it's literally we go to the hotel zone and back, you know, go to work and back and the car sits most of the day. Well, and that's the thing like I get I get fantastic gas mileage in my yeah, and pay my little cruise. So, you know, I can I can fill if I fill the car up, I can I can go
Speaker: a week and a half, because I don't do anything other than go to work and come home. So, and then that work, you take the work truck. So yeah. Yeah. And then, you know, outside of, outside of work, the hell is going on here? Oh, he's on break.
Speaker: I just I just my Facebook just sent me to sent me to his podcast and I was like Right tonight that I told Stan to fuck off But um, yeah, so usually I can go about a week and a half two weeks, you know on a full tank of gas in my car, right?
Speaker: So and if I do go anywhere I'm right in town. So everything is literally right here Well The nice thing is like I've mentioned before there's like four or five Walmart's here and countless other grocery stores like it, you know like and depending on which model to go to and the farthest we go is
Speaker: when my wife has to go to one of the far away hotels. Yeah. You know, and even that's only a 30 minute, 40 minute drive. Yeah. And that's kind of like, you know, like I've said before, you know, I'm in the middle of like, I'm right in the middle. I've got Walmart, Kroger, all these odd lots, whatever.
Speaker: Right. To the left of me, or yeah, to the left of me, that's less than five minutes away. And then I've got Walmart, Kroger, Giant Evil, Aldi, Target, every goddamn thing under the sun to the right of me, that's like five, maybe 10 minutes away.
Speaker: And not to mention all the fast food and restaurants and everything in between. Like I said, I went grocery shopping today and with both my cars being out of commission, I walked to the grocery store. It takes me
Speaker: 15 -20 minutes and then I cab it back. Well, and that's why I was asking you because you were saying that gas is essentially, you know, we can Americanize it for 98 % of our people who listen. It's 440 a gallon there, but how much is gas really costing you guys?
Speaker: I know you got it right now. Nothing because both cars don't work. Yeah. Well, so is that different? Well, go ahead. What's different is it is it different for your for your dryer and your oh, yeah, because LP LP gas, it cost me, I think, at the most $15 to fill the LP gas, which runs my stove and my dryer. OK, so so that one's that tank.
Speaker: propane. Yeah, it's it's all yeah, no, it's actually not propane, but natural gas, you know, LP LP gas, which is like the gas for your stove and stuff. You can you have the small tanks like for your barbecue, and you get ones that literally like hold like a gallon, you can get them from that size all the way up to ones that are almost four feet high.
Speaker: Yeah, which I imagine is what you have for your house. Well, the one I have is, um, about three foot high. Yeah. But, uh, that one, that one, it, like I said, it holds, um, it costs 490 pesos, something like that. So like 25 bucks and it will last me three months.
Speaker: Well, we gotta close up because I gotta go heat up food for my wife because I made that chicken cordon bleu and she's hungry. And I think the kids made a mess. Wow, I gotta go. I have no microwave. I need a new one. I'm literally on my last beer. Oh, there you go.
Speaker: Well, give us a close out real quick because I'm pretty sure this guy, I'm going to go. There you go. And about three hours when he's on break off break. Yeah. So well, Jeff's got to go because yes, because I'm a giant pussy. He said it, not me. Yeah. So thank you guys for listening.
Speaker: We will see you guys Saturday night. Saturday. To where Jeff, I'm going to make Jeff go four hours Saturday night. Yeah. Sleep it on your couch. I don't give a damn. That means you got to come back here. Come sleep on my couch. You're going to get a damn job. You know, you can come work on me.
Speaker: You come live with me, we can get a bigger place. You wouldn't have to sleep on the couch. You can sleep in, you can sleep in Cass's room. You don't ever sleep there. There you go. Cass sleeps on the couch. Well, uh, you know, we're going to go ahead and end this up before Jeff and Jeff gets in trouble. He's probably going to leave because I'm halfway through this, but, uh, thank you guys for listening. We will see you guys Saturday night. Uh,
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Speaker: So we're going to go do this before Jeff gets murdered. Thank you guys for listening again. We are out of here. Let's tell him together. Let's definitely call it deuces. Deuces. We are out of here. I got to figure out how to end this and it's gone right about now.
Speaker: All righty. Tell them where we're at. What's up, everybody? We're here at Trinity River Distillery here in beautiful Fort Worth, Texas. We had to come pick old Kent Murders up from Love Field in Dallas, and we decided to slip on over here and hang out with our buddies. Here's actually the master distiller right here. Look at this guy.
Speaker: It's the guy that mixed up this whiskey. I'm out of company. We brought a special bottle. We got a special bottle. So if you look up here, this ceiling is about 3 ,000 feet high. It's an old ranch style bean factory that used to be here.
Speaker: So it's got some good natural reverb, so we decided we'd come down here and we'd do a little song for you guys. All right. We'll try it out. Let's see what y 'all got. You act like you're professionals or something. We're not. Far from the line. Like and feel it coming in the air tonight. Oh, love.
Speaker: I've been waiting for this moment for all of my life. Oh, Lord. Can you feel it coming here tonight? Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord.
Speaker: Well, if you told me you were drowning How would I lend a hand? I've seen your face before, my friend But I don't know if you know who I am Well, I was there and I saw what you did
Speaker: I saw it with my own two eyes So you can wipe off the grin I know where you've been It's all been a pack of lies And I can feel it coming in the air tonight Oh, Lord
Speaker: And I've been waiting for this moment for all of my life Oh Lord, oh Lord Will I remember? No, I remember, don't worry
Speaker: How could I ever forget it's the first time The last time we ever met Well I know the reasons why you keep your silence out No you don't find me
Speaker: That good doesn't show to please the rose No straight talk to you or me I can't wait to come with me every night Oh Lord I've been waiting for this moment all my life
Speaker: Can you feel it coming in the air tonight? Oh Lord I've been waiting for this moment all my life Oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord
Speaker: Any last words? Drink Texas Silver Star Whiskey.
