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Speaker: There we go. What's going on everybody? Happy Wednesday. Welcome to Nonsense Go Nonsense. As you can see
Speaker: as you can see I'm solo apparently Jeff's hamsters have died and what no it's a joke buddy what no that's fine it's fine um
Speaker: Apparently Jeff's hamsters have died. He has no power and his gerbils died. So he has no internet. So we are Jeffless, but I'm good. And this is nonsense, but nonsense. We'll try to push through without him and killed some of my plans I had for tonight. God damn it. Um, but if you're not already going to check out our social medias, Facebook, Instagram, X.
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Speaker: Anywho, happy Wednesday. Hopefully you guys are having a good week. Hopefully you guys had a good weekend. We haven't seen y 'all since Saturday. Sorry. I'm fighting something. Probably COVID. I don't know. Probably the familiar. I don't know. Probably bird flu. I don't know. I'm no fucking expert, but I'm battling something and it's been kicking my ass. Um, I don't know if you can hear it in my voice or not, but, um,
Speaker: Easy there. Easy there. Let's close this. There we go. Um, so Monday, I just, uh, just was kind of feeling a little, just, just straight ass and, um, took the night off, you know,
Speaker: No pressure. So, um, I took the night off Monday, kind of hung out around the house, watched a little TV with, uh, with the kid with the young ends and, uh, whatnot. Uh, the oldest and Nikki went shopping for Christmas. So we, my boy just kind of hung out and, um,
Speaker: watch TV, watch wrestling for the first time in a long time. I watched a full episode of Raw. Um. It's gonna be a lot of questions I didn't have answers to. Uh, cause I haven't been watching it. Jeff literally sent me a message right before I started the show. Uh,
Speaker: Apparently they got some, uh, the wind is blowing the wrong direction. I don't know. They got some sprinkles on the ground and because Jeff lives in a third world, the power's out. So any who, any who look what I found, ladies and gentlemen, let me hold that the right way there for you. I don't know if you guys remember me talking about this, but the old garage beer, I was talking about wanting to get it and try.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't really help with the glue at all. Garage beer. This is an Ohio made, this is an Ohio based company. And I've been wanting to try it. I keep forgetting. It is a light beer. Classic small batch brewed light beer. It is only 4%. A lot lower than what I'm used to. 95 calories. And four grams of carbs.
Speaker: But, uh, I want to check it out because it is a, it is a, uh, a locally brewed company here in Ohio. And, um, as I said, I like to support the, uh, local businesses. I always have been, uh, I'm hoping this is good beer. Cause if it is good beer, I'm going to reach out to him. You're like, Hey, what's up guys. But, uh,
Speaker: of the side of the can. They got like their story, you know, like every, every company puts their story on the side of the can says, uh, this is the side of the can where beer brands tell their story. But we thought you'd rather just drink beer with your buddies. Garage beer is light, refreshing, and made with the highest quality ingredients, but what makes it great are the times we get to crack a few with our best friends, keep it light and cheers. So, uh, I've been shaking that one out. Let me grab this one.
Speaker: I'm gonna go ahead and try this for the first time with you guys. A little pint. I'm hoping it's good. I'm really hoping it's good. I got really high expectations. So it smells like beer. That is a damn good beer right there.
Speaker: That is a damn good beer. Raj beer, huh? That is tasty. I ain't mad at that. They also do have
Speaker: a lime beer trying to pull up there. Here we go. Pull up there. Um, yes, I'm plenty old enough to drink. They have their, the classic, which is this one. They have a line and those are the two flavors that they have right now. It looks like small batch smooth drinking.
Speaker: I like it. Oh, they're based out of Columbus, Ohio, right down the road from me. All right. I didn't know that they were that close. I was thinking that they were going to be somewhere like Southern Ohio, you know, Northern Ohio, a couple of hours away, but they're literally right down the road from half hour, 45 minutes. Nice. Good beer. Cheers guys.
Speaker: Now I don't think I'm going to start drinking these full time, but I'm going to start drinking them. They don't math well with my beer economics at the end of the day. So I need you guys to put out the 12 ounce or the 16 ounce 12 packs and make them around the same price as a Miller. Like you got that grudge rear greatly appreciate it. I'll push your product work with my beer economics at the end of the day, you scratch my back. I scratch your back.
Speaker: Um, any who clearly, uh, Jeff doesn't know that, uh, he can use his phone to get on here if he can. I said, but anyways, so once Jeff is not here and I'm running this by myself, I wanted to do this Monday. Didn't get a chance to. So we're going to go ahead. I want to dive into it a little bit tonight. Obviously it's Wednesday. We're almost into week 15 at this point in the NFL.
Speaker: We know who the winners and the losers and, um, all that is. However, what I wanted to talk about with the NFL, uh, Hey, my Browns are now eight and five second place in the AFC North and the first place in the wild card. So let's go Browns.
Speaker: Um, after Sunday's games, now we've been saying this a lot. I've been saying this a lot. A lot of people have been. Now the players are finally coming out. Um, there was a lot of botched calls, uh, calls that are costing games at this point. Now, as we found out against Kansas city of Buffalo, and I know Buffalo fans, you all are excited because you beat Kansas. Well, congratulations. You didn't beat Kansas. You lost to Kansas. The referee saved your ass and bailed you out.
Speaker: That's the only reason you got that cheap ass Victor. Um, y 'all should be at six and seven right now. I'm not saying anything negative towards Buffalo bills. I like the Buffalo bills, but the facts is the facts. But not to mention as you watch games, you see a lot of blatant holding hands to the face.
Speaker: past interference calls that are not being called anymore. Like they used to be, or like they should be. And then you're getting a bunch of these weird ass calls. Like, like I said, last the week prior, when I said they called Joel, Joel, but telling out Patino, uh, on and off sides for moving the ball forward. He's a fucking tackle, not a center. So he wasn't even touching the ball. You know,
Speaker: but the players are finally coming out. Patrick Mahomes lost his fucking mind on the sidelines. I thought he was going to kill a referee if he could have got his hands on one. Miles Garrett came out and spoke on the referees about during the Jacksonville game, him constantly being held and his helmet being yanked on and face mask. And at one point in time, he said, my arm looks like a fucking cat attack, maybe because
Speaker: The Jacksonville Jaguars grabbing ahold of even digging their fingers into his arm to hold him and shit like that and grabbing into jerseys and everything else. So here's the question that I want to ask. Do you think this is intentional? I mean, now that we've because the ref officiating has been bad for several for the last several seasons, but it seems like really bad. And some of these calls. Are changing games.
Speaker: They are absolutely 100 % changing games. I seen it live and in person when Nikki and I went to Pittsburgh. Cleveland. Manhandled Pittsburgh. Defense did whatever they wanted. Somehow walked out there with an L because in the final drive they. Didn't call it offsides. They didn't call a face mask or personal foul when.
Speaker: Deshaun Watson got his face mask grabbed. And then when a ref was standing less than three feet away from, um, the last play of the game for the Cleveland Browns blatant passing her feet and it's blatant holding everything. And the referee pretend like he didn't see a damn thing. Completely changed the outcome of the game because the Browns were driving. They were in field goal range. The field goal would have won him the game, let alone the touchdown that they would have put a touchdown on the board with ease. Um,
Speaker: Instead they're going back and I, the NFL is going back and watching replays of the games and they're finding players for bat, you know, calls that didn't happen or blatantly bad calls, you know, uh, you know, uh, guys are getting, guys are getting fines for, uh, for, uh, roughing the passer and shit like that. Why are we not calling, rubbing the buzzer during the game?
Speaker: And I think a lot of it has to do with now with, you know, I'd like to gamble as much as everybody else, but now that Vegas has got their grubby little hands and football. I think the conspiracy theories are starting to come true about the NFL and it's all rigged. It's scripted. I don't like it as a football fan. I'm not saying it is. It just really kind of seems that way anymore because.
Speaker: Just some of this stuff is just bleep and I'm watching games about with teams that I don't even care about I'm getting pissed off and aggravated and annoyed with watching them. You know Because as a casual well not I'm not a casual fan, but as a fan of the game I can sit there and Do a better job officiating a ball game than these fucking refs are
Speaker: can't say they're not seeing the plays because they're happening right in front of their goddamn faces, unless they're 100 % fucking blind. Then in that case, it's time to fire them and get new ones. And that's basically what the NFL players or these players are coming out. Now they're speaking out on these refs and that's what they're saying. They're saying that they need to be held accountable. They need to be held accountable or they need to be gone.
Speaker: because who's going to watch football? It's fucking rigged. I mean, I can just go play Madden on my Xbox and I know the outcome of every game before I ever even play it just because I can simply throw it on rookie and every and I can just beat the hell out of everybody. I mean, at that at that at that point in time, the game would be a more enjoyable than real life football if it's you know, just it just seems more and more rigged every day. It's getting
Speaker: It's getting ridiculous, but yeah, what the hell do I know? I'm nobody important. I'm just a guy that enjoys the sport and plays a little fantasy football and gets mad when his players don't perform like it's their fault. You know, I mean, in some cases it is. Yeah. I want to say thanks a lot to fucking Tyree kill. So you could have played Monday.
Speaker: I don't know why you weren't out there on the field playing, getting your normal 30, 40 fucking points a game. That would have been really beneficial to me if you had done that. Not because I had you on my team, but you could have handed somebody an L and maybe stuck me into the playoffs, but that's all right. That's all right. That's all right. Miami. That's all right. I'll sit out the playoffs this year, I guess, in one league.
Speaker: I'm in three leagues, four leagues, something like that. I made the playoffs and all of it except one, so it's all good. It's all good. I'd also like to propose a question to our
Speaker: Fire State Buckeye fans. What is going on in Columbus that is causing a mass exodus with the Buckeyes? Everybody is in the transfer portal. Everybody's getting the hell out of Dodge. What's going on up there? Sounds like some shady, shady business is about to pop up.
Speaker: After a little fucking snitch Ryan Day, what a running tattletale on Harbaugh and nothing came of it. But now everybody's starting to get the hell out of Dodge while the getting is good. Is that what's going on? She's seen a.
Speaker: Uh, Evan prior, the running back, he transferred out to Cincinnati. So a lot craziness going on in the, uh, with the transfer portal portal. Paul. Hello.
Speaker: Um, this season, man, a lot of those, with those championships, those conference championship games are over, man. And that portal was open. A lot of guys have a lot of different programs that were hitting the fucking hitting the pavement running. No questions asked, but
Speaker: Which is wow, because you would think that, I mean, I don't know. I never been in that situation, but I, you know, I would maybe, if I, especially if my team was going to a bowl game or something, I kind of want to stick around and at least maybe see if we could put a bowl game. You're not in the college playoffs, but you know, it's, it's, it's a bowl game nonetheless. What up, Dalton?
Speaker: Actually, I have no idea. I'm just kind of winging it. I got blindsided really literally right before I started the show. Uh, Jeff's not going to be here. So I'm just kind of winging it. Just got 100 % blindsided man. I guess he's got some thunderstorms or something going on down there. Uh, power's knocked out. No internet, something. I don't know.
Speaker: It's just because his wife told him he's not allowed to do the podcast tonight but but good to know. Are you keeping the Dado company? She's back here. What's she doing? She must be really mad at you. She's pissed. Um I finally heard back from the hotel by the way. Which hotel? Western New York City. Oh okay yeah. Um they're gonna give me a rate of $71 a night. All for the wedding stuff? Oh it's not bad. No.
Speaker: I think that was bad at all. That's only $5 more than what I gave her my own, right? Oh, well. It was 60. I think it was a nice hotel. Yeah. I don't really remember much about it. I think it was nice. Yeah. It definitely wasn't a murder grape hotel. No. Murder grapey hotel. So.
Speaker: Yeah, I know. Uh, I had some stuff planned, but I, you know, it, it would work better if I had Jeff here, not anything major, but if he gets here tonight, he gets here. If he doesn't, he doesn't. We'll save it for Saturday. Hopefully he'll be here Saturday. So I'm literally just fucking winging it. Um, I noticed.
Speaker: Uh, I noticed and I gotta get ours up. Everybody's doing the, you know, we're, we're coming to the end of the year and everybody's getting there. Uh, you know, uh, 2023 wrap ups for like Twitch and, uh, YouTube and, uh, Spotify and all that, not our Spotify this year.
Speaker: or my Spotify this year is going to be kind of null and void. Uh, cause I literally listened to like six or seven podcasts on that. That's the only reason I use Spotify. Um, I listen to all my music and shit like that on YouTube. Uh, so, but I'm interested. I have not, I have not looked at the, the YouTube or the Twitch wrap up yet. I think that on purpose because I want to kind of wait until I have time to sit down and I'm doing other shit for the show. That way I can kind of
Speaker: get a look at them and share them out on the social medias and maybe put together a little video that I can put on here and share. I'm sure the numbers aren't that impressive, but it's still cool to see. It's cool to see the growth throughout the year, no matter how little or big it is. It's still cool to see. And see where I,
Speaker: You can see where I move from one platform to another and start pushing them on more than I'm pushing the other. Um, nice. Just hanging out main. I mean, I don't want us here. I got to play call of duty and done the same thing that I'm doing right now. There's been, there's been a lot of, uh, you know, the social media thing will come as, you know, that's.
Speaker: unless you live on social media, which, you know, I don't, I don't have time for it. Um, it'll come and it, and it does. It gradually grows, which is cool. But, um, probably the coolest thing this year was seeing the change, um, from switching from anchor for podcasters to Zincaster.
Speaker: for all of our podcasts and stuff and Distribution and seeing that growth in such a short time period That's awesome There's a lot of people listen to this damn podcast which is crazy to me which is crazy to me Which means I gotta stop slack and I am uh, I am about
Speaker: Oh, where am I at? I am one, two, three, four, after tonight, five episodes behind once again. So that's what I'll be doing Friday is, uh, hopefully getting those updated.
Speaker: getting new episodes posted up onto Spotify and all that jazz. And see if before Christmas. Oh, okay. Well, yeah, they did. Holy shit. Yeah, they changed this all. There's a whole, they just updated the Zincaster and everything. And hopefully maybe by Christmas, we'll be at 15 ,000 plays.
Speaker: We're in almost 14 now. I think we can, if I get those episodes uploaded, I think we can hit 15 ,000 replays before Christmas, which would be cool. But that's, I mean, that's been my main focal point for a long time, is the replay and stuff like that.
Speaker: The lives are fun. I love doing the lives that battle never go away. I'll say that right now. I don't give a damn if we wind up doing, you know, if we blow up and start making money, we'll then we'll start doing this, you know, doing the show five nights a week, six nights a week or six days, five days a week, something like that. It'll be a little bit more produced and a little bit more segmented, but nonetheless, that's, that's cool.
Speaker: Love doing the lives because I like the interactions and I know how I get I know how I am like I listen to Oh my gosh I Don't know what she put in that thing, but we'll have motion That is killing right on my nose, um But I know like sometimes I listen like I listen to
Speaker: a few different podcasts. And when I'm listening to them, because I'm listening to the replays, I'm like, man, I want to add my two cents to this conversation. And in a couple of podcasts, I can't message them and be like, yo, this part of the show, blah, blah, blah. And then they'll message me back. We'll chitchat about it. But it's cool to do it.
Speaker: You know, that's what I like about us doing the live show because it gives that opportunity. And even like live radio, when I listen to it, sometimes I want to chime in and it's so damn hard to fucking get into some of these radio stations. Sometimes when you call in and stuff, I love you too. Goodbye. She's off to go drown in the tub.
Speaker: That's the goal right there. That is the goal right there. My friend, once it starts paying the bills, then the more it can be once, once it starts paying the bills and I have money after, or, you know, leftover, and I can sustain a lifestyle by doing this five days a week. And it'll be daytime, you know what I mean? It won't be, you know, we might do Saturdays, Saturday night still.
Speaker: But the rest of the week will be like in the afternoon or something like that. So I'm not eating up my night or I'm not like, Oh, I want to go out on Friday, but I got a podcast to do from seven to 11 or whenever the case may be. Do it in the afternoon, knock it out, get it done. Uh,
Speaker: Yup. And I try to, social media is such a pain. I can't even lie to you. It is. I mean, it's easy for girls. I mean, they literally just take the same fucking picture 37 times and post it 37 different times. You can't make you pure odd babies or whatever.
Speaker: They don't have to create any content. They could just show a little T &A. But I try to create some kind of content for social media to actually put out there other than just the same goofy ass shit over and over again. But even if you want to make clips. I got boobies too, but I don't think I mean, I got boobies, but I don't think anybody's really wanting to see it.
Speaker: Huh? Speaking of which. No, because, you know, you know, and even if I want to pull a clip from the show, I have to try to remember where it was. And then if I forget, then I'll forget all about it. And they'll be like three days later, like, shit, what was that clip I wanted? And then I got to go through and.
Speaker: you know, three, four, five hours of podcasts and find that, that clip and then find the right time and screen recorded or recorded about that. It's a pain in the ass man. Just, just so I could get 10 views. I'm just kidding. Um, but I, I would love to have more time to, uh,
Speaker: to dedicate to social media. But being a dad, working full time, being a fiance, podcasting, it's not a lot of free, extra free time to be had. So,
Speaker: When I find it, I usually do. I jump on social media, give social media some love. You know, Fridays, I started doing the new show. The whole thing about that is I upload it same night on the mix cloud and whatnot. So I can jump on TikTok and go live on TikTok or I can go live on Instagram or whatever while I'm posting that from my laptop. So I can kind of get out there on those, on those stages and those platforms and whatnot.
Speaker: You know, usually I'll share out the live shows everywhere. Uh, you know, Instagram, everywhere. That's not live Instagram X. Um, unfortunately being solo tonight, I wasn't able to get it up. I got it up on, on X. Um, this court seems to have changed a little bit. Hmm. You would probably know more about that than I would. I was like, where'd the live thing go?
Speaker: But, uh, nonetheless, it's worth it. I love what I, I love doing this. I love doing this shit. I have so much fun. And then trying to get on Twitch and game, you know, it's like, Oh, let's add more to your plate. Click. Cause as if you don't have enough on your plate, let's, let's, uh, let's start doing a brand new show and let's do Twitch gaming on the side. So now I'm doing Twitch gaming on the side.
Speaker: You know, that's like once, maybe twice a week. I'll jump on there and go on Twitch in game. Other than that, if you guys are seeing me on Twitch, I'm doing this or the music show now. Which I don't even know if I'm gonna do that on Twitch anymore. I don't know. I'll have to wait and see. Nonetheless. Get off my shit, you skank.
Speaker: What the hell is this? Let me get the fuck over it. We're getting killed. I mean, killed with injuries in Cleveland. I don't know how they're.
Speaker: They're still doing the winning thing, man.
Speaker: through a couple of notifications I had. So they're a Pennsylvania teenager that drove. This kid, this kid drove 80 miles to buy a car off of Marketplace.
Speaker: He was shot in the head after he changed his mind. Like, damn. It's a car on marketplace, bro. It ain't that fucking serious. At the end of the day. What are you doing? Take somebody's whole damn life just because they don't want to buy your shitty ass fucking car. He was shot in the head after changing the loss of being is being felt widely in our school community, said principal.
Speaker: Carlos Carranza Ricardo, sorry Carlos Was fatally shot in the head when he met up with the seller every used car and changed his mind about purchasing the vehicle according to police And local news report Baltimore Of course, it was fucking Baltimore That place is a goddamn shithole for real
Speaker: Uh, Baltimore police arrested 18 year old Marquis, Marquez Harris. Uh, on December 2nd, saying he allegedly shot Carlos about a week prior. Wow.
Speaker: That's right. So police say that the victim drove into Baltimore to eat. That's fucking crazy, man. These goddamn kids, man. They just don't give no fucks about nobody. About nothing at all. I'm like,
Speaker: I'm sorry right right freaking below it Wow woman was sentenced Was sentenced to life no parole for killing another lady in a Lulu lemon store
Speaker: She had over 331 fucking wounds over a pair of Lulu lemon leggings. Now there's one common denominator in these stories and that the attackers, if you put the script, it would be all over national news.
Speaker: wow what is going on what is going on in the world today wow man people lost their minds people done lost their damn minds y 'all all of them gone out the window minds gone bye bye see you later
Speaker: Oi wa. Don't get go. Yeah. Oh yeah. Um.
Speaker: I don't even know when, I don't even know where to start. I don't even know where to start with this crazy day. It's everywhere, man. Must be the holidays. It must be the holidays. Everybody loses their minds around the holidays, right? Like everybody's perfectly sane and perfectly normal the rest of the year, right? Nobody does anything crazy throughout the rest of the year. It's going to be a holiday. Lord have mercy.
Speaker: I wish you would come take me off this ride. I want to get all this ride. Anyway, speaking of the holidays, are you guys ready? You guys all wrapped up, got your Christmas shopping done, got your gifts ready, got your, your plans made, all that stuff. Cause I don't, I'm actually going up this weekend to finish up some Christmas shopping. And.
Speaker: Last minute odds and in stuff, wrapping paper, all that jazz. Got to get all that. Cause you got, got lots of stuff to wrap. We do here. I know we do. Um, I think we got our plans figured out, you know, for Christmas and new years and, uh, and all that jazz, but, uh, I am not ready.
Speaker: Either is my wallet. It's definitely not ready either Not at all my friends That is for sure I Really think that
Speaker: Either my phone has lost its damn mind or TikTok has one of the two. I'm getting the most random ass fucking notifications lately. And then there's nothing even there.
Speaker: Shit's weird, Joe. Shit's weird, Joe. Really weird. On a side note, squirrel. Squirrel. We finally finished the Insidious series last night.
Speaker: Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Is all I got to say. And yes, I know before you people come at me. Red door is new, but I understand that insidious has been out for a hop in it and I slept on it. All right. It is what it is. Deal with it. I dropped the ball. I'm a little bit behind, but I'm here now and I'm all caught up and wow.
Speaker: What a fantastic fucking film franchise. Supposedly they're not letting it die. If you've seen the movie that either the main story from the first two and then the last one and the little prequels and whatnot in between, they all kind of intertwined and come back to one another. They're not saying that the franchise is dead. However, that storyline is all done.
Speaker: wrapped it up in a nice little bow, nice little happy ending. But wow, what a great fucking five movies. And it's tough for a franchise to drop more than two movies and the entire franchise be good. And that was one of them. Holy shit. Insidious was good. But even the Conjuring universe, that franchise. I heard I haven't seen the none.
Speaker: But I heard it was dog shit. La Reina or whatever. I heard that was dog shit. I didn't watch it. The second conjure movie. I mean, it was all right.
Speaker: But they brought it back around with a couple of the Annabelle movies. And, you know, the devil made me do it. The first Conjuring movie, you know, not everything's going to be a hit. But this is this is definitely one of those franchises where the entire fucking franchise is is good. It does a good job. It doesn't does a good job of giving backstories and stuff like that. It's one that I can watch all the way through again. Actually, what I think I would like to do is watch it in chronological order. You know what I mean?
Speaker: One day, if I ever have free time, I'd like to start doing that for the Marvel movies, because you can go online and you can find the chronological order to watch the Marvel movies and all of them. And I'd like to start doing that. I think that would be kind of cool. Seriously, can you see them all? Especially since I've seen them all, pretty much, except for a second, Black Panther and
Speaker: Captain Marvel, but I've seen everything else. So it'd be really cool to watch it in chronological order. Take a moment, it's fucking time. I'd probably be watching the goddamn movie for the goddamn movies for the next year and a half, but just again,
Speaker: Not a lot of free time on my hands. And if the skank bitch don't stay out of my buildings, I'm going to kill her. But definitely check out the incidents. I think I'm going to check out some.
Speaker: sinister next i've watched the first one um they were that was good i however i'm not seeing anything after that i know that they did like two or three four movies i fuck i don't know i'd like to check that out next
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Speaker: I thought it'd be the cowboy killers They put a hole in my chest I did what you said, gave out the rest But then you still left Turns out you can hit a rock bottom
Speaker: They say smoke em' if you got em' so I got em' lined up back to base They ain't smokin' whiskey, shot after shot But here's to your memory, that's all that I got And now it's like hell I still smoke cigarettes
Speaker: It's really nicotine for a stiff drink One vise for another Didn't do a damn thing, it just changed
Speaker: I got, and now it's not hell I steal small cigarettes I've seen smoking with scares as close as I close as I can to lighting back up I'm squittin' through the heart so I just stay drunk alone in this bar
Speaker: Jane's smoking whiskers, shut up
Speaker: It's all a lie, it's all a lie again.
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Speaker: I anticipated and hope that this garage beer was going to be good. So I bought two of them and I got lucky because it is a good beer. So I'm, I had this fucking second can set in my refrigerator for the next six years. Had it not been a good beer, but it is. Anywho, welcome back to non -sensical nonsense podcast. It is a dumpster fire tonight because I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
Speaker: Get kind of blindsided right before the show started. Jeff's dealing with some weather down there, I guess, where he's at. So, um, just cruising along, everything's going by, ready for the show to start. And then just right into a fucking wall, right into a preschool, little babies running out on fire, everything like that.
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Speaker: It's been a hot minute since I've been blindsided right before the show starts And and I'm not you know, and I'm 100 % not even remotely closed to be in anywhere near Prepared and I'm just like like hit away. Oh, how does it happen since? Stony next to the stage left
Speaker: Don't let the door hit you with a good little split. Yeah He was good for that at the end of the day It was good for that last minute
Speaker: I would swap it over to a video game show, but that would be about as effective as this show at this point in time. Uh, plus my son is out there. He is watching the guy on YouTube with wrestling action figures put on wrestling shows with the wrestling action figures while he's got his wrestling action figures on the table doing his own show. What about it? Oh, hi.
Speaker: You know, I'm early. Yeah. Can I help you? What's up? Just because I turned the light off. Because I put Christmas lights up in the background. I decorated for the holiday. Yeah, I gotta be honest with you, man. I swap over to a video game stream, but he's on the TV out there.
Speaker: And it was just, it's like just having the wind taken out of your sails. It is. I said, Jeff's fault. It is what it is. I mean, you might've could've told me earlier. Um, but nonetheless, it's, it's like, like 100 % just kind of having the wind taken right out from beneath you. See you later.
Speaker: It tried to recover. I talked a little bit. I talked about the piss for officiating, uh, cause that was kind of the big story. That's been going on. And finally players standing up to the refs and, and, and demanding that the refs would be an end coaches demanding that the officials being held accountable, uh, because just blatant fucking, um, disregard for the game, for the rules, for, for anything, because you're calling shitty calls.
Speaker: You're calling calls on players and things that didn't even happen. You're not calling calls. You're not calling the proper calls. You're, you're changing the outcome of games completely. Uh, like I said, you know, with Buffalo and Kansas this week, I'm sorry, Buffalo. Y 'all didn't win that game and fuck you, Josh Allen and fuck your feelings because I don't like factoring my homes, but he was pissed because he knew he got screwed. They knew they got screwed in that game.
Speaker: So fuck your feelings and, and, and, and fuck anybody else. I don't blame Patrick Mahomes. That's one point in time where I liked Patrick Mahomes because he showed a lot of raw emotion and the kid was pissed because he was absolutely screwed out of a victory. 100 % screwed out of a victory. But there's really not much else going on in the NFL, you know, um,
Speaker: Everybody's getting ready to chase down. You know, we're, we're getting close to the end of the season. We got a couple more weeks. The NFC South is absolutely fucking embarrassing. Six and seven, six and seven, six and seven. And then the goddamn Carolina Panthers are one in 12 and some team from that dumpster fire of a division is going to get into the playoffs. And right now it's tamper.
Speaker: which I'm not mad at, but, um, they are actually, here's, I got a couple of fun facts for you guys. A couple of fun facts for you. The NFC South. I hope it's Stanford too. The NFC South is the only division in the NFL.
Speaker: that their entire, every team has a losing record. The NFC South, the AFC North, home of my dogs and some other shitty teams that nobody cares about. The AFC North is the only division where all teams are above 500, quote unquote, winning records.
Speaker: Couple of fun facts for your ear holes. And if you don't believe me, we'll look it up. Tampa, Atlanta, and New Orleans, all six and seven. Carolina Panthers, all one and 12 in the NFC South. The AFC North, 10 and three Baltimore, eight and five Cleveland, and Pittsburgh and Cincinnati are both at seven and six. Bada bing, bada boom, bada hat.
Speaker: I was looking at that the other day and I was like, I don't know, an interesting little conundrum. Not really conundrum, like a little, like a little, well, uh, make you think moment. Wow. That's pretty cool. Things that make you go. And I know some of you are trying to fact check me right now and I can save you some time and tell you I'm right.
Speaker: Cause I've got them all right here in front of me. NFC South only division with all losing records and the AFC North, the only division with all winning records. Not that a being above 500 is a winning record, but they call it a winning record. It's shit about 90, 95 % of the time. Let's be honest. Let's be honest.
Speaker: Even when they, even when they, when they claim to be good, they're really not that good. Uh, outside of the Tom Brady season, a couple of years ago, most times the NFC puts a team of the below 500 team. And that includes the NFC West as well. Up until recently, goddamn NFC, not West East.
Speaker: with Dallas, Philly, New York, and Washington. That used to be a fucking shit hole too. And then all of a sudden Dallas and Philly got good. But they were all like, there's always some team with a below 500 record that was making it into the goddamn playoffs. That's irritating. It's irritating, but that same, that same,
Speaker: world of playoff system is coming to the, is coming to college football. So these teams are no longer going to be fucking, Oh man, we lost the game. We're done. Well, I'm not sure Alabama, but now if you lose one or two games, you still can legitimately have a chance to make the playoffs. I don't think there's going to be much more outside of two games that you lose that you can't make the playoffs.
Speaker: You know, but if you can miss. You can make the playoffs with two losses in college, which I'm fine with. You know, if you got two losses and then somehow win your conference, you should be in the playoffs. If I were, if I were going to beat Michigan in the, in the, in the big 10 championship, we should have figured out a way to get them in there. Now we don't have to now.
Speaker: I will would made it would have well next year I will probably make it into the in that situation. And then of course Michigan would have been there, Ohio State would have been there. Would have been a lot of big 10 in the playoffs. This year in college football.
Speaker: This is what is top 12. Now granted, so Michigan would have got in, Ohio State would have got in, Penn State would have got in. However, next year we have Washington and Oregon joining the Big Ten. And they would have got in as well.
Speaker: It's going to be crazy next year. I can't wait for college playoffs next year. That shit's going to be wild, man. I cannot fucking wait because your top 12 teams are getting it. But you also got to figure out a system to where you're a conference champion, which I think I will, I, you know, I would have probably jumped up had they beaten Michigan.
Speaker: Cause they finished 17th on the season. If they would have beaten Michigan, they would have probably jumped up into the top 12. I would assume, I don't know, Alabama jumped over, you know, undefeated teams and, and made the Alabama went from, went from eight to four and they jumped four spots. So now college, college playoff system is going to be great.
Speaker: And I like that they're going to the 12 teams. They might expand it out again. One more time. Uh, they've talked about 14 to 16 teams, which I'm really mad at that either. Um, especially if you do, you know, I mean, maybe do a play in game. You know what I mean? Like they do in, in, in, in basketball and whatnot.
Speaker: I think that would probably be pretty cool too. But who knows? But I am looking forward to it because I think it's bullshit. And I've said this before, I'm gonna continue to say it actually. I'm gonna get on my little bandwagon. I'm gonna get on my little fucking pedestal. I think it's bullshit that Florida got jumped. I think it's bullshit that Florida is not in. Not because I as a Michigan fan, I'm afraid of Alabama. Fuck Alabama.
Speaker: Yeah, we got an uphill climb. We have to play Alabama. We have to play fucking referees. We have to play ESPN. We have to play all that bullshit. It is what it is, but they don't got no business being in me over Florida. And if you look at it, Texas did beat Alabama in the regular season in Alabama. So if you're taking out Georgia and you're putting a one loss team in there, it should have been Texas.
Speaker: Otherwise, Georgia should have just dropped down a couple notches and maybe been four. Maybe been three. I don't know. But the fact that, uh, Alabama paid their way and let's be honest, they paid their way in. If they jumped four spots, they jumped to Oregon, which again, I can kind of see Oregon's got two losses. They did lose the Washington twice. They lost to Washington the regular season, lost to Washington in the championship.
Speaker: But you jumped Ohio State. Ohio State had one loss. Were they overrated? Yeah, they always are. So is Alabama. What's your fucking point? But I think you really dropped the ball with the Florida situation. And you can't say, well, Florida State wouldn't have brought ratings because it wasn't too long ago when Florida State was winning a national championship. It's not about ratings because people are tired of watching the SEC.
Speaker: And NCC is getting smashed in ratings when it comes to Saturdays. The highest rated college football game three years in a row, and they've beaten their own record three years in a row, has been the Ohio State Michigan game. And last year's national championship was a goddamn train wreck in the ratings.
Speaker: People turn that shit off 30 seconds into the fucking game when Alabama scored six touchdowns in 30 goddamn seconds. But that's what you guys wanted. That's what y 'all wanted. That's what you paid the referees to make sure Michigan didn't win that game. I'm on my conspiracy bullshit right now because there was a lot of dirty calls. There was a lot of missed calls and y 'all came out after the game and said, yeah, we, we missed up on a couple of those, uh, those calls of the final drive. Well, that doesn't, that doesn't fix any.
Speaker: You come out and apologize all fucking day. That don't mean shit. But you wanted, you wanted Georgia against TCU because you wanted to hand the SEC another championship and you thought money, money, money, rating, rating, rating. And it was the lowest rated NCAA championship game of all time. And outside of that, the other lower,
Speaker: Nobody watches SEC versus SEC or SEC every season in the national championship game. It's fucking boring. They're fucking boring. They're fucking trash. Alabama and Michigan is ratings because Michigan's there, not because Alabama's there. Alabama is not ratings. Tony D. Alabama is not ratings.
Speaker: shouldn't be about money and it shouldn't be about the ratings. It should be who deserves to be there. And it's not Bama. Sorry Bama fans, but how the fuck are you eight in the country and jump four teams? Three of which, well, two of which are probably better than you. I would say you guys would beat the hell out of our state because our state's always overrated. It's just Ohio state.
Speaker: They struggled against Notre Dame. That was a key victory because Notre Dame was number five. Yeah, calm down. It was the second game of the season. Notre Dame went on to lose three games. Nobody. Who? You get ratings because of Michigan bottom line.
Speaker: All the drama this season with Michigan, all the drama that's been going on. We didn't have hardball the first three games that we lost hardball our last three games with Pete Ohio State without hardball. Now we're number one team in the country going to another playoffs. Hardball hasn't won a bowl game since he's been there. There's a storyline. Alabama is just. Hello, they.
Speaker: paying ESPN to make sure they got in again. There's no storyline. There's nothing there. Nobody cares. Please tell me that wasn't your Kindle or phone. I don't know what she did here.
Speaker: is there something left for me to save in the wreckage of my life my life
Speaker: Where was I? You don't have been ratings. The drama with Michigan, the drama with Florida State and. Think I know we're in our third quarterback in Florida State. Somehow still managed to win the ACC and I cloud on the ACC all the time. You know, we're on a true freshman quarterback that's played one game. It doesn't have to be done.
Speaker: And I'm gonna stand by what I said. When the new playoff system comes in, y 'all watch. Watch the SEC start to fade. Well, shit, I can't even say that because now we're creating super conferences. Watch the old regime here, Alabama, specifically start to fade out of the picture.
Speaker: Because there is no committing no more to protect them. There is no voting base to protect them, to boost them. It is what it is. You're still gonna have schools from the SEC in there because Oklahoma and Texas and Texas Tech and various other schools. I mean, it's the same thing with Ohio State or with Ohio State, with the Big Ten. Next season, USC is joining, Oregon's joining, Washington's joining. I think there's somebody else, UCLA is joining the Big Ten.
Speaker: FSU got 100 complete 100 % completely screwed and they were screwed by Alabama because Texas. If you're going to take Georgia out of it because they lost Alabama. Texas deserved to be in there because Texas beat Alabama in Alabama. Bottom line. They had that tiebreaker right there. But Florida State should have been there.
Speaker: They got screwed 100. They're in a power five conference. They went undefeated. They won their conference. But the NCAA championship, BCS championship, the college playoff system has been a joke for years.
Speaker: because it's a voting committee. And as I've said a million times, and I'm not the only one saying it, so you can't say that I'm just pulling shit out of my ass. Everybody says it. Colin Cowherd said it. McAfee said it. The SEC is in bed with ESPN and ESPN holds majority votes. Bottom line, there's no sense or butts about it. There's no discussion to be had about it. It is 100 % factual.
Speaker: Rounding is actually doing really good for Cincinnati. I thought it was actually shocked. That makes me not nervous at all about Cincinnati. We gotta play him at the end of the season. We own Cincinnati in the Joe Burrow era. We've lost one time Cleveland's five and one against Cincinnati in the Joe Burrow era. But. But he's surprisingly playing really well. He is.
Speaker: Browning is playing really good ball. Dare I say a little bit better than Burrow was played this season. And maybe that's because Burrow was injured. I know Burrow's had a couple injuries this year. I'm not hating on Burrow. I like Burrow. I do. I really do. I like Burrow. I think he's... I love the swag, man. He's an arrogant motherfucker, but God damn.
Speaker: He was backing it up until he got that big paycheck. Then he said, oh, I hurt my bajine. I can't play. No, I'm just kidding. But now, speaking of fucking quarterbacks balling out, let's give it up for Joe goddamn Flacco, man. Hated that man for years. I hated that man for years, y 'all. Dude,
Speaker: AFC North ain't no joke. I hate to say it. You got your AFC, you got your AFC contenders, but the AFC North is no joke. Right now, Baltimore, if the playoffs started today, let's say the playoffs started today. Give me my NFL. Give me my NFL. If the playoffs started today, y 'all,
Speaker: From the AFC, Baltimore has the number one seat. Miami, Kansas, Jacksonville. There's two, three, and four. Your wild card teams? Well, it was Cleveland, Baltimore, and Cincy. Indianapolis has moved up into that spot. But as of last Sunday when the games all started, all 14 teams from the AFC
Speaker: Since he's since he's sitting in sixth in the wild card. They're setting in 10th right now. Cleveland's the number one wild card team. Right now. Right now. But you have Pittsburgh, Indianapolis, Houston, Denver, Cincinnati and Buffalo all at seven and six right now.
Speaker: a little early to say they're not in that. I mean, if the, if the playoffs started tomorrow, if the playoffs started right now, Cincinnati's three, you know, three places out. However,
Speaker: I don't think anybody wants to fuck with the NFC this year because San Francisco is number one. They are locked in. They have clinched the playoff spot. They're the only team in the NFL right now to have clinched the playoff spot. And that is the San Francisco 49ers. Dallas is red hot. Obviously this is not going to be their year. I'm just saying, uh, Detroit at number three.
Speaker: And Tampa Bay is in the fourth place in the NFC at six and seven. But your wildcard picture is Philly, Minnesota, and Green Bay, your top three teams in the wildcard. Browning showed up, man. Browning is balling out and I ain't mad at him.
Speaker: Joey say be more and since he definitely not a playoff since he definitely not a playoff block. I mean, your radar might be a little off dirty. I gotta give it up to you, man. Houston got to give it up to CJ Stroud, man. CJ Stroud, man. You want to talk about a rookie just absolutely fucking balling out playing like a bet, man. I hope he's okay. Hopefully he'll be back in the mix before we know it. I know he went out of last week's game, right, Tony?
Speaker: I've been saying it, man, when the Niners are healthy, they've been the best team in the NFL for the last three to four years when they're healthy. They haven't been able to stay healthy. If they stay healthy down this stretch, I'm sorry. I don't care who goes in from the AFC against them in the Super Bowl. The Niners are smoking that ass and they're smoking everybody's ass in the NFC throughout the playoffs. Bottom line and it just.
Speaker: The Niners are running the NFC and ain't nobody stopping them. Your top teams, Dallas, fucking Philadelphia. I mean, they embarrassed Dallas 42 to 10. They beat the brakes off of Philadelphia 42 to 19.
Speaker: Yeah, CJ got fucking rocked. You know, they, I mean, those are the top two contenders outside of San Francisco in the NFC in the absolutely fucking manhandled. However, they did lose to the Browns and they did lose to the Bengals. They did be Pittsburgh.
Speaker: Uh, they are currently, uh, they are currently two or one and two against the AFC North. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just throwing that out there. San Francisco, you're, you're wanting to against the AFC North and we're giving you a love. We're giving you all the props. You'd be in the best team in the NFL, but yeah, man, I, that's that strat shit was scary, man. That, that, that was definitely, that was a scary hit that he took. And I really hope he's okay. Um, wish Carolina could have got it.
Speaker: You know, I don't know if Reisha is just a bad situation. Or if it's just another one of those scenarios. That he just was not as good as he was. I feel a lot of guys are great in college and then they hit the NFL's and they don't live up to expert expectations. Tim Tebow. Final guys out of Ohio State, you know.
Speaker: Denard Robinson out of Michigan. He actually swapped from quarterback to wide receiver and actually had a decent. A decent career as a wide receiver. But I hope CJ is OK. I hope he can get back in the mix before too long. And.
Speaker: and get Houston, right. You know, Houston is one of those teams that I've been saying for the last few years. They were literally one piece away from being a legitimate playoff squad. And I didn't know what that piece was, whether it was a quarterback or a running back or a wide receiver or whatever it was. Apparently it was a freaking quarterback.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what I said. You know, is is is the price show situation just the fact that Carolina is an absolute f***ing dumpster fire? Or
Speaker: Is it, you know, is, is, is what we're seeing, what we're seeing from Bryce young, you know, what we're going to get from Bryce young. I don't know what's going on in Carolina, man. I don't know what y 'all are doing. I really truly honestly don't know what you guys are doing down there. It's a fucking mess. You know, breaks my heart because that's my nephew Steve and I room for the Panthers. You know, I don't, I typically don't clown on the Panthers and, you know,
Speaker: Even when they're, I'll be honest, they're a fucking dumpster fire. They're a goddamn shit. So it's a fucking circus down there, but I generally don't shit on the Panthers. That's my nephew squat. You know, so, you know, we, we, we like to root each other's teams on and, you know, kind of like, I don't know. It's like Cleveland, Carolina, and then Tampa are the three teams that I like to root for.
Speaker: I don't know if it's
Speaker: what it is, but God damn, man. And I kind of feel for you guys, man, being a Cleveland Browns fan, I feel for you guys. I really do. Cause I remember watching us one, two games a season. Oh, and 16 fucking fucking constant losing season after losing season. This is like, God damn, man. But for years,
Speaker: And we get a couple of decent seasons here and there. And. Might sniff the playoffs. I mean, there's a couple of years that we had winning records that we got completely screwed out of the playoffs because. Oh, let's be honest. Somebody in the AFC would win their division with a below 500 record. It's like, really, really the fuck. But, uh,
Speaker: You know, with the way Cleveland's been playing, we got, we got Chicago, we got Houston, we got the Jets, and we got the Bengals to wrap up the season. I'd like to say the Bears is a win, but the Bears shot Detroit last week. Houston, before the season started, I would have said that Houston game was a win. However, Houston's balling out.
Speaker: We got revenge on our minds. We got we got revenge on our minds when it comes to the Jets because last year y 'all got fucking lucky. Y 'all got fucking lucky. Tony D. Y 'all bitches got lucky. And and Cincinnati again, we own Cincinnati. We fucking own Cincinnati. I would love to be Cincinnati and and finish four and two in our conference or in our division. That would be awesome. That would be
Speaker: so bad ass because at that point Baltimore is currently I'm sorry in our division Baltimore is three and two and Cleveland is three and two in the division as well and Baltimore has to play Pittsburgh.
Speaker: at the end of the season of Pittsburgh and get their heads out of their asses and fuck you Tony D. Fuck you buddy. Fuck you pal. We got revenge on our minds. Y 'all know you got lucky last year. You know damn well you got lucky. And we got Joe goddamn Blacko.
Speaker: I still can't believe that Joe Flacco, man, he is bawling out in Cleveland, 38 years old, just a couple of weeks ago, he was at home on Sundays, hanging out with his family and his parents and throwing the football into the yard with his boys. And now he's in fucking of all places, Cleveland and just bawling out.
Speaker: And I mean, in Baltimore, you know, they've got Jacksonville. I was shocked that Cleveland played as good as, as good as they did against Jacksonville. I was a little bit worried about that game. Uh, Baltimore also has San Francisco and Miami. They got three tough games ahead of them. Uh, and they're going to Jacksonville and they're going to San Francisco and then they come back home.
Speaker: Uh, against, uh, Miami, and then they're at home against Pittsburgh. They'll probably be Pittsburgh. Let's be honest. Pittsburgh looks like ass right now. Um, so.
Speaker: Baltimore's got a tough road ahead of them. They got at least three tough games. Should be tough games. Yo, what's going on, Jeeves? Just out of curiosity, what does Cincy have left? So since he's got Minnesota, it could be an interesting game between those two teams. Pittsburgh, again, could be an interesting game. Kansas City.
Speaker: and then Cleveland. Pittsburgh has Indianapolis, Cincy, Seattle, and Baltimore, man. They still got two division. And I cannot believe, I cannot believe that Pittsburgh dropped the last two games to two and 10 teams, man. How do you do that?
Speaker: Cardinals were two and 10. The Pittsburgh, the, the, the, the new England Patriots have an absolute dog shit this year. And you drop two in a row to two, to two of the worst teams in the league, not the worst team in the league, but two of the worst teams in the league. So, I mean, it could be interesting to see how the AFC North plays out the jets right now. They're so far out of playoff contention.
Speaker: They need some help. Aaron Rodgers might be back by the end. Steelers Steelers are done. Done zone man. I I say that, but they're the fucking Steelers and it's fucking December. And somehow they.
Speaker: find a way to be fucking steal Pittsburgh. I've said it for years. Nobody likes fucking playing Pittsburgh in December because it's a different ball game or it's a different ball team. They go into a different, they go into a different mode, man. Now, apparently that mode so far has been losing, which is not typical of Pittsburgh, but.
Speaker: It is what it is. I wonder how long Tomlin has left now they said they are going to stick with Tomlin and he'll be back next year. They've already made that decision. But I honestly wonder how much time he's got left in Pittsburgh. It's gotta be. His time's gotta be wearing thin.
Speaker: There's something against him. I don't think he's a bad coach. I think it's, you know, one of the, one of the things about the Pittsburgh org is an organization that I like. Um, it's the fact that they do keep guys around, you know, they don't, they don't let a lot of guys go. Well, uh, however, that is also one of the worst things about the Pittsburgh Steelers is that to keep guys around to wall and you got a bunch of dinosaurs teams getting old.
Speaker: Now they do got some young talent in Pittsburgh, but our owner would do everything it is power to get. Do you think you would? Cause it seems like your owners do it a lot. Everything it is power to fuck you.
Speaker: I'm just saying, it seems like your owner is doing everything in his power to completely fuck you guys at the end of the day. I understand that, but
Speaker: But have you seen what he's done since he's been there? Have you seen what he's done since he's been there? Just saying, just throwing that out there. I don't know. I think, I think what was happening earlier on in this season with Pittsburgh is they were, they were absolutely the worst team in the league.
Speaker: If you look at stats and somehow they were fucking winning, it's mind boggling. But all that's starting to catch up to them now. Uh, for the reasons that they lost the last two or two games. Um, Well,
Speaker: Belichick wants to come to Carolina. He better somehow figure out how to get Tom Brady out of retirement. Because if we've learned anything, Patriots aren't the same without Brady. Belichick ain't the same without Brady. Just saying.
Speaker: A lot of people thought it was Belichick winning all them Super Bowls in New England. Turns out, if I was a betting man, I would put my money on Tom Brady. I'm just saying. Any who, any who, I try to, I go on my fucking dances when I talk sports, God damn it.
Speaker: I just 100 % great, but Bill is still putting it up with shit and someone like Bill would be good to come. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I know, but it might be time for Bill to hang it up, man. Hang up your cutoff hoodie and your little goofy ass sleeveless hoodie and just, just, just, just move on, man. You, you've had a good career.
Speaker: Nice. Tell your, tell your lady. I said, hello. Hopefully you guys are enjoying dinner. Uh, yeah, Bill's had a great career. You know, he's had a good run. Sometimes guys stick around too long and then they wind up tarnishing their career.
Speaker: Look at Ben Roethlisberger. Ben Roethlisberger had an amazing career, unexpectedly amazing career. I don't think anybody thought Big Ben was going to be as good as he was. Um, but he hung around a couple of years too long. And then, yeah, I mean, he had a great career. He's Hall of Fame, no doubt. I mean, already being the Hall of Fame. I don't, I don't know. Uh, but it was last year's, he just looked like a fucking goofball out there. Like, what are you doing there?
Speaker: You look like a fucking goof. And now you're still, and now you're a meme, Ben Roethlisberger. Well, I mean, you've been a meme before, but you're a meme. Your last game, sitting on the bench, crying in Pittsburgh, losing to Cleveland in the playoffs. A team you owns your entire career. I think Ben Roethlisberger up until the last couple of years lost one time to Cleveland.
Speaker: It had like a 23, 22, 24, and one record, something like that, up until that last season that he lost twice to him too. And once in the playoffs, both, both games in Pittsburgh, his last home game in the regular season and a playoff game in Pittsburgh, he lost to Cleveland, a team that he had absolutely owned for up -team years. No, that matters anymore.
Speaker: because you go out on not one, but two games losing and losing to two of them in the playoffs in both games in Pittsburgh. Suck it, Ben Roethlisberger. I fucking can't stand you. That's a lie. Great quarterback. And I do, I did enjoy watching you play on some of those. I just hated watching you beat the hell out of the Browns. It's kind of like my, you know, it's kind of like the conundrum I'm in right now. I fucking hated Joe Flacco for years because he just beat the hell out of Cleveland. The guy was,
Speaker: when it came to Cleveland and now he's in a Browns uniform and he's winning. And he's balling out. I'm like, well, I'm supposed to hate this guy, but I'm kind of falling in love with it. He's one in one, but. You still had a hell of a game. Against Los Angeles nonetheless.
Speaker: Joe. Hey, Joe does look good in the brown and orange. You ain't wrong. He really does. And, uh, you know, you know, last, even last year I hated the guy because he was kicking our ass last year when he was playing for the goddamn jets. He orchestrated that final drive to win.
Speaker: Good. Our, we, our offense is littered with the, with injuries. Our defense is littered with injuries. We lost Delpit. We lost our tackle. Uh, we lost an offensive lineman with, uh, Dwan Jones, our rookie lineman. That's been absolutely tearing it up. We're littered with injuries. We've been littered with injuries all season.
Speaker: We lost our, we lost the top running back in the league. Our running back, Nick Chubb, one of the top running backs in the league, lost him early. I mean, we're literally playing with, we're on our fourth goddamn quarterback and somehow we're still eight and five. We're still a fucking playoff team.
Speaker: I don't know what the hell's going on in Cleveland this year. It's like the curse, you know, you talked about sports curses in Cleveland Browns. There's no doubt in my mind that if curses are real, that goddamn team is cursed. But this year that curse is literally trying to do everything they can to tear us down and destroy that damn team. And the Brownies are like, we haven't it. We haven't it. What if you fight with them dogs, God damn it.
Speaker: tired of your bullshit, tired of this bullshit curse. I don't think they're winning the Superbowl because again, best case scenario, they make it to the Superbowl and we line up against San Francisco. And I know they were beating San Francisco for a second time. As a matter of fact, I think San Francisco could have got full on revenge mode and beat our asses 125 to seven. Just because
Speaker: We already embarrassed him once this season. And that was an embarrassment. We embarrassed a lot of San Francisco. You suck at San Francisco. I'm just kidding, San Francisco. Thanks for getting me in the playoffs in fantasy football. And I say that because I have Purdy and I have Christopher McCaffrey and I have, but I have a kiddo and I have all of my starting lineup.
Speaker: Um, but, um, yeah, man, I don't, I don't know what's going on in Cleveland this year, man, but they are not, they are not, they are not giving up, man. They're not giving up and the odds are 100 % stacked against us with the injuries and everything else. What's going on? Go fuck Dak Prescott transform. He said Dak Prescott is looking great this year, man.
Speaker: Yeah. Cool. I think we can all admit that we all love climbing on the, on the Dallas Cowboys. We all like making fun of the Cowboys, but that Prescott, this is probably his best season ever. He looks good. He looks real damn good. And that team looks real damn good too. You know, you can't win them all. They've, they've dropped a couple with three losses, you know,
Speaker: but they look, Hey, Dallas looks good, man. I mean, same for sisters already absolutely beat the dog shit out of Dallas and Philly, which are their number one and two competition in the NFC. They've already bought both of their asses soundly.
Speaker: I think San Francisco is running, running wild on the NFC. I think they're going to run right through the NFC and the playoffs as long as they stay healthy. As long as they're healthy, San Francisco has been the best human and the NFL for the last few years when they're healthy. Um,
Speaker: But, uh, the NFC is going to be a fun playoff to watch. I think, I think, I think this is going to be actually across the board. This is going to be a really fun playoffs playoffs to watch, uh, this year, the NFC, uh, look, looks good. Obviously, you know, their top three teams, Philly, Dallas and San Francisco, uh, the AFC, um,
Speaker: Baltimore, I don't even know where the hell Baltimore came from this year. I'm actually really shocked. Baltimore is as good as Baltimore is. Um, that's mind blowing. I really thought Baltimore was going to be a little bit worse this year or not where I thought they were going to work. I figured they'd be a playoff team, but I didn't think they were going to be as good as they are. They're top team in the AFC. Miami looks great. Tyree kills just doing whatever the hell he wants. If he's not the MVP this year, I don't know what the hell's going on in the NFL.
Speaker: Kansas City, they've. They're going to limp into the playoffs. They're probably gonna get knocked out pretty quick. Jacksonville. When they're on their own, damn, when they're on their own. Wildcard games are going to be fun, man. Like I was telling, like I was saying earlier right now, the AFC North has Baltimore, Cleveland and Pittsburgh.
Speaker: Um, I would say yes, this year, just because your party party's got some years left in it. Uh, Tyreeks getting older, older, olderish, but, um,
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, San Francisco is the only team in the NFL that has quenched a playoff spot as of right now. I mean, pretty's got some great staff. But. But yeah, I put I put I put Hill over pretty this year.
Speaker: Dude, have you seen what Hill's been doing, man? He's losing his fucking mind on the goddamn football field. All season he's been losing his mind. That game Monday night was wild, man. I cannot believe that Tennessee somehow mustered
Speaker: I don't know where I don't know where Tennessee came. They are the first team. Ever to be down by 14 plus points with under three minutes to play. And come back and win a damn game, dude. That was wild. And it was like. They didn't even try. I mean, Tyree Hill kept coming back in the game, but Miami didn't even try to throw the ball to him. They just.
Speaker: Like, what the hell are you doing, man? I agree. Hill is the absolute engine on that team. He, without him, and I agree with Golf Hawk, without him, not the same, man. Hill is having fun. Hill is having the best career or best season of his life, I think. He's having a ball in Miami. He's doing his damn thing. If he's not the MVP this year, then that'll honestly just blow my fucking mind.
Speaker: Um, I agree. I agree with that. Golf Hawk. Um, I think it's really cool. Purdy Purdy come out of nowhere. Brock. I mean, Brock, literally nobody expected, um, Brock to be what he is. But again,
Speaker: You have one of the best teams all the way around offensively, defensively, in the NFL. And look at the weapons on offense that he has Christian McCaffrey, Deebo Samuel, Kittle, IU. I mean, he's got weapons for days, y 'all. And like I said, not to mention you got San Francisco is one of the most complete teams in the NFL on both sides of the ball. You got talent everywhere.
Speaker: So, you know, I would be curious to see what Brock would do, but I'm not going to discredit the kid. The kid, the kid came out of nowhere, man. And he's, he's, he's been balling out for two years now. So I don't want to discredit him. I don't want to shit on him or anything like that because he looks great. He's top tier, top tier, one of the best right now in the league. Could it be because of the talent? Absolutely. 100%.
Speaker: Or is he actually that good? We may never know. He may spend his entire career in San Francisco, just racking up Super Bowls. I don't know, you know, but, um, you know, the time will tell time will sell on that. Ladies and gentlemen, however, I do want to take a real quick break. I gotta go get a refill and I gotta go recycle. I'll be right back.
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Speaker: If you make a, if you check out our sponsors and we're forward to break. We were talking about San Francisco 49ers and Brock Purdy, their, their, their quarterback that came out of nowhere last year and has just taken her to win his damn thing, winning, winning, winning, winning, winning. Um, go Fox is not shitting on him. I need to see a come from behind and win like levees did.
Speaker: With a weak team. I agree but We may never see that That don't mean you can I mean, I don't think I mean that don't mean that we discredit Purdy for what he does do with the team. He's with You know that can be said about Barb's career is when far was in Green Bay they had a squad and
Speaker: On far left, his career started to kind of go downhill a little bit. Where did that come from? That's okay. Don't change up. I guess, um, you got guys like, I think Tom Brady had the best offensive unit he ever had in his career when he was in Tampa.
Speaker: Yes, they put weapons around him and in New England. Yes, he had weapons, but. Well, he made people into weapons. He made people superstars. You see what happened when these guys would leave New England and go to other teams. But, um, or you had aging guys that were
Speaker: up there in their careers and just wanted to one final run, I guess talking to you, Randy boss, but, um, yeah, you can't, you know, whether, whether he ever is on a quote unquote week team and wins there and does what he does in San Francisco or not. You can't discredit the guy, you know, cause at the end of the day, he's still putting up numbers. He's still putting up stats and he's still putting up wins.
Speaker: And it doesn't matter if you are one of the best teams in the NFL, playing one of the worst teams in the NFL. Um, it's not easy to win in the NFL. Um, I mean, they lost to the Browns, you know, San Francisco does have a couple of losses under their belts.
Speaker: They lost three in a row. They lost to Cleveland, not saying Cleveland's a bad tee, but he would have thought they would have come into Cleveland and knocked the dog shit out of us. They lost to Minnesota. Minnesota has been struggling this year and they lost them since it had as well. And then they dropped three in a row, but then they get back on track and they won the last five in a row and they beat.
Speaker: Jacksonville, Tampa, Seattle, they beat Philly, conventionally beat Philly. So, and they conventionally beat Dallas. So, you know, I wouldn't discredit him, but she just never knew.
Speaker: You know, uh, one thing with, you know, with, uh, with the NFL, uh, you know, as, as I said in the, uh, Pacino movie and he given Sunday. Anything can happen, man. You never know. I would have never thought that of the three losses they had, it would have been Cleveland, Minnesota and Cincinnati this year for, for, for, for San Francisco. But it is.
Speaker: That ain't no rewriting that and changing that because it is what it is. I think the kid looks great. I think he's an elite quarterback. Uh, you know, this season, his first full season, he's absolutely tearing it up. Um, then I guess you're gonna add San Francisco because I'm kind of a Samsung, you know, I kind of found myself rooting for San Francisco more and more in the last few years.
Speaker: Um, as another team, I like to root for, obviously I'm a Browns fan through and through. That's my team. That's my squad, but I like to root for the Panthers. I like to root for Tampa Bay. And I guess now I'm even add Carolina or San Francisco to the mix. I can't even believe I didn't even mention them earlier. Cause again, I've been rooting for him for the last few years. Outside of the fact is playing the Brown. So obviously they're playing the Brown. So, you know, we know who I'm rooting for.
Speaker: But, I mean, CMC is my guy. I've been drafting CMC and fantasy football since I could draft the guy. Some years it's great. In other years it's a kick in the fucking dick because unfortunately homeboy is injury prison. Homeboy is absolutely injury prone. This has probably been
Speaker: one of the better seasons for me, but I do like CMC. I like his brother too. I can't, I can't wait to see what JJ does in the NFL. I've loved watching the last few years in Michigan. The kid's been a monster man. So, oh, Papa McCaffrey knows how to make some, make some athletes.
Speaker: I can't wait to see JJ play in the NFL. I'm curious to see where he'll go in the draft. But I would love to see the opportunity for JJ and Christian to play together. I always liked that in the NFL when brothers get to play together. I was really hoping that we would get to see TJ, JJ, and Derek all playing Pittsburgh together.
Speaker: But JJ retired, so we didn't get to see that. I don't even know where Derek is anymore. I don't think Derek's not in. Where is Derek Watt? He's a free agent, so he's not anywhere. He's distracted by the chargers.
Speaker: Oh, so Derek's currently not playing anywhere. I knew he wasn't with Pittsburgh anymore, but. I think it would have been cool to see the three of them playing together.
Speaker: There in Pittsburgh, that'd have been pretty awesome. My own personal feelings. They don't matter. Kind of surprised Derek isn't playing somewhere. I know he's a fullback and most teams don't technically don't typically use fullbacks anymore, but nonetheless.
Speaker: What is this? But. I think I've exhausted my football.
Speaker: Oh, maybe I will go jump on the old Twitch stream and play a little call of duty. Oh, my God. Maybe I'll say that. Yeah, I'll say that for Saturday. Hopefully, hopefully Jeff will be here Saturday. Sunday, Nikki and I celebrated our one year anniversary and went to dinner and.
Speaker: went down to the square, seen the lights, and then we went somewhere else. I'll save that for Saturday night when Jeff's here so he can partake of the conversation. Some of the things I've seen. Well, I don't know. Some of the things we've seen. And I just remember that one other thing, because I was starting to not go to play video games.
Speaker: It's been a good night out though. I think we had a good night out. We had a good time. However, I'm super excited because I just found out Grand Opening this weekend. We were talking about it here on the show. And again, this will probably get rehashed Saturday night. But I just found out Grand Opening is this weekend. We officially have our retro blockade here in town.
Speaker: right around the corner from the house. So I'm looking forward to Nikki and I checking that out at some point. Hopefully very soon. Arcade games, retro games, beer. They got right now their food is is is a food truck concept. They do have a kitchen that they do plan on opening. Baby. Huh? You should
Speaker: apply up there for a job at the parkade. You did what? Oh, shit. Fuck. Oh, please.
Speaker: I have my first apartment. Hey, we're back. Uh, well, I spilled her ginger ale all over the bathroom.
Speaker: No, I'm excited. I love the barcades, man. And I'm excited that there's one here in town. And it's literally less than five minutes from my house. So I'm excited for that. I love the barcades. Not only that, but they're also opening another bar that I want to check out here in town. And it's an ode to the 20s. It's a speakeasy. So, or 20s, 30s.
Speaker: The, uh, provision here. So, um, I want to check that out too. It's named after one of the guys who found my town or founded my town or was it something where I don't know. He was, he was a big deal when the town was new. Um, but I want to check that out too. There's actually cool things coming to town, man. Um, so.
Speaker: But no, I do. I really want to check it out because then they got like a food truck concept. There's a food truck outside, which the, which the owner, one of the owners of the new bar, he owns the food truck. They do plan on using their, you know, opening up their actual kitchen in the bar in the future, but they want to keep the same food. So it'll, it'll be like, like fun food, man. I'm not going to overdo it and have, you know, goofy ass because there's like a brewery.
Speaker: Uh, that we like to go to the beer is really good. It's a little, little brewery ship brothers. Um, but their food is just a little too exaggerated. You know what I mean? They do got good pretzels, like the big bar pretzels, you know, you can dip into beer, cheese and honey mustard and stuff like that. They do got good, but everything, it's just like, it's a pizza bro. It's not a Picasso. It's pizza. Stop it.
Speaker: you know, large wings, just maybe some fucking wings. I don't need all the other weird artsy parts of shit. Just fucking make some wings. So they were saying that they want to keep it, you know, the food, even with, you know, they got the food truck outside, but you can go out there and order your food and come in and eat and play games and drink and all that jazz. But when they do open the kitchen in the future,
Speaker: they want to keep that same identity with their food. So I'm really looking forward to checking it out. I can't wait in all honesty. They gotta be super cool. I'm curious to see how they do the games, whether it's
Speaker: whether they'll just be unlocked and you can just play because I've been in some, I've been in some. Barcades that are like that. We should have a group date Sunday, Sunday with, uh, we're going to be busy the next few weekends coming up. Yeah. You should apply there. I heard you.
Speaker: You know, I've been in some where the games are just all opened up. You know what I mean? You just walk up and as long as nobody else is playing on it, you jump on it and play. I've also been in a couple where you have to go get tokens. You got to pay for tokens to play the arcade games. So I'm curious to see how they do it. But I can't wait to check it out. And here's the crazy thing about it. I actually thought the place was a goddamn church.
Speaker: the way they, you know, the signage and stuff like that. It's called a West church social. I thought it was an actual church. It's just on, yeah, it's just on church street. I got a notification. I got, I downloaded this. Well, I didn't download my ass downloaded this app called news break. Um, one day. And I really liked the app because it's a news app.
Speaker: But you can make it, you get all the worldwide news and the trending news and sports and entertainment and politics and all that. But you can also send it to local and you pick your location. So you get the local news as well. Local sports, local entertainment, the bar scene, the food scene, crime, all that crap. What's going on locally in my town or my area?
Speaker: And I got that I got that notification today about it and I sent it to Mickey and Looking forward to it. But yeah, I thought it was a real church I was like, hey motherfucking put a church anywhere won't a bunch of fucking Jesus freaks. No, they're degenerates like me They like to drink and play video games Definitely not in church
Speaker: It is a win -win at the end of the day. But, um, definitely looking forward to checking that out. I think it'll be cool. Anywho. I think Cass just took her outside.
Speaker: I think that's what he yelled back here and said, I think he said, I'm taking the dog out. And then I heard the door slam. So somebody went outside for something, but, uh, like I said, and I want to check out the speaking too. I think that'll be really cool. We'll throw back to the, uh, prohibition days, um, the old days of my town.
Speaker: A lot of, it was supposed to be a lot of history and whatnot in there to our town. So I want to check that out too. I think that'll be cool. I just thought, I didn't say where that place was going to be. I don't know if you read the article or not, but there's a second new bar opening soon too. It's called Everett's and it's like an ode to the prohibition day. So it's like, it's set up like a speakeasy, but it didn't say where it was going to go or where it's going to be.
Speaker: So I think that'd be really cool too. Cool things going on in town. Cool things happening now misuse in our little town. Cool things happening during your extra medium shirt with your fat ass. Um, maybe I'll do a short IRL for you, for you guys. When we go check out the, uh,
Speaker: because I won't be, uh, it'll be quick. Cause my ass going to be playing video games. I'll tell you that right now. Oh, I'm going to play some old school Pac -Man, some old school Galaga fucking pinball or something. I don't know. I've got, I got high expectations for this place. I just hope they don't let me down. Oh yeah. I don't, I don't, I don't do much. Like I said.
Speaker: We don't do much to, uh, to merit an IRL. Well, when we do go out, we're usually having so much fun that the last thing on our mind is fucking social media or phones or whatever might do a little Snapchat picture here and there, but I'll have to, I'll have to do a short one just to kind of show you guys the place.
Speaker: and be like deuces them out. I'm going to go play some video games. We'll kick our asses some old school fricking, uh, centipeters. And we also got a new accident place opening up here soon, or it might be opened up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cause.
Speaker: The other girl that they had trained on that Monday was Susie that I said was awesome. Just never came back. And I asked Nick about her a week or so ago and she went to Martin. Oh, wow. Yeah, we got we got an accident bar that just opened up slash and it's got a rage room in it. I want to go into the rage room. God damn it. Going in, smash some shit.
Speaker: But I'm also very competitive. Which is not always a good thing. Because not everybody's as competitive as I am. But we got fun things to do around here. I mean, maybe we'll get some shorts, some short IRLs down the road. You know, after the holidays are up, we can get out and get past this fucking holidays, man. Jeez Louise. We got...
Speaker: Two trips, two back -to -back trips to PA. Christmas and all that jazz. I'm just glad we're coming home on the second, or not the first, to watch Michigan play Alabama in the Rose Bowl. That's our house, God damn it, Alabama. That's the Big Ten's house.
Speaker: There's a lot of cool things starting to happen around here, so we can start getting out more next year. Checking out some of these local places. Maybe I said, maybe. I'm not being careful.
Speaker: Or she might be in Cancun. I didn't tell me the other night. She might be in Cancun. She said she's going to end up in Cancun before I do. She's been up with me for a hot minute now. She's been doing the world of fame.
Speaker: Oh, you're stuck with the kids. I am going to wrap this up early. Maybe I'll get on Twitch. Maybe I'll, maybe I'll just save the world for a little bit. I don't know. Oh God. What? The West Virginia weekend stripper just got a job there. What?
Speaker: Oh, really? Are you still friends there on socials? No, I was I was talking in the group chat to Shyla and Leslie.
Speaker: speaks volumes on what you look like if you have to go to West Virginia and you live in Ohio to work in a strip club. And we have strip clubs in Ohio. I mean, I mean, we have strip clubs in Ohio, trust me. Well, apparently her dad is like the drug dealer in the area. So she can't strip in Columbus because he would know.
Speaker: So that's why she knows. Yeah. That's somebody who's approval. I want my, my bad dad. Sorry. I'm a stripper. You're a fucking drug dealer. You're a fucking criminal. I'm not doing anything at well, I'm not doing anything illegal. Calm down, Tony Montana. Don't judge me if you will.
Speaker: I don't even know what the hell Brian's talking about right now. Apparently he's retarded. Oh my god. The stories that come out of my freaking town. The people that live in my town. It is, uh,
Speaker: Uh, yeah, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let me, let me figure out how I'm jumping on there or not. And if I do, yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Um, no, I think I may drive this up. I've drug this fucking thing on for as long as I could. Don't listen to the first hour. Enjoy the last hour and a half. My first hour is absolute dog shit. Uh,
Speaker: But I might go jump on and save the world for a little bit, a minute or two, a couple more drinks. And jump on the old, the old tWitcharooski show, thank you guys. I'm kicking a bottle of Nacho Daddy's root beer, nice. So I don't know if you guys have seen this earlier, but I had this tonight. This is an Ohio based,
Speaker: It is a light beer. Calm down before y 'all lose your fucking shit. Garage beer. I didn't realize that this was made in Columbus. I thought they were either North or South like Cleveland since the area. I'm gonna hit these guys up. See if they want to sponsor the show. Become my new friends. Send me a couple cases of beer for free. And let me talk about them on the show and drink their beer exclusively. If you don't drink garage beer, then fuck you.
Speaker: Nacho dead as root beer. Uh, that was actually, it was actually a pretty tasty beer though. I did like it. I think I'm going to get me a 12 pack for this weekend. Um, or six pack, whatever I can find. However, it is a light beer. It is 95 calories and, uh, four, four, four grams of carbs. That's only 4%. Um,
Speaker: So I can drink about 75 of these things and not feel anything but. Again, it doesn't matter if it's light beer, if it's whiskey or bourbon, I can still out drink you with ease. I can drink way more alcohol than you can.
Speaker: It's all about personal preference. You know what, what you can't change is the fact that you get a baby ass beard and you can't grow a magnificent beard like I can. And you'll never be over five foot six. It's accepted.
Speaker: When do you want to do this dance? Challenge accepted. You've seen me drink on the show. Nikki's got one of the guys she works with that collects cans. She took it like three weeks worth of cans.
Speaker: It was a fucking one of them big ass, like a 50 gallon trash bags or whatever. One of the big black ones that sell bitch was full to the top. I'm sorry, Brad. I'm sorry, Brad. I, my bad. I'm five nine. You dumbfounded dipshit. My bad bro. My man. Either way, you'll still never be over six foot tall.
Speaker: All right, well, we'll do bench. We'll do bench. What bad brand? Like I said, you'll never have a magnificent beard and you'll never be over six foot. So, however, I will give you credit because my other half Asian friend cannot grow facial hair to save his life. And I try to encourage him all the time to do it. And he just won't because it's like patch, patch, patch, patch, patch, patch.
Speaker: I'm like, dude, we got to give it time. He's like, I look ridiculous. Click. I'm like, no, you look ridiculous because you're seven foot eight and you're, you're at Filipino and nobody that's Asian is that big.
Speaker: I don't look homeless. I would look homeless right now. I need a haircut and I need, I need edged up, but it's all about keeping it cleaned up and keeping it edged. And even right now my beard still, it's my hair that makes me look fucking homeless. You can't see right now. Cause I literally got out of the shower tonight and I threw a hat on. But, um, plus the start, I got one strand that I got to get ahold of. Got it. There it is. But I got wings on the side of my head because the sides are growing up.
Speaker: I'm contemplating growing my hair all out again. I just don't know if I have the patience for it. Just plus there'd be a lot of gray in it. Like, well, okay, man. I mean, I cannot get a haircut and see if I can keep, if I can have the patience to try to grow it all out. It's just, it's gonna look, I'm gonna look like a hot mess for a hot minute.
Speaker: And we already have wings. I know I already have wings. It's going to get worse, especially since the top is already down to my shoulders. Thank God I did not get that treat. That, that family gene. I had a double whammy. Mom's side, they're all bald. Dad's side, they're all fucking gray before they were 18. I didn't start going gray until I was almost 40. And I still got a full ass head of hair.
Speaker: I do not look good both. I look like a penis and witness protection, as Jeff says. Fuck Jeff. He's an asshole. I work around multi -billionaire, so I think it's okay. I think that's the biggest thing. People grow their beards out and they don't take care of it. You know what I mean?
Speaker: They don't get it cleaned up. They don't get it edged up. They don't, uh, they don't, they don't put product in it and they don't brush it and all that stuff. And then they look just, they just look like fucking scrubs. Fuck you, Brian. You're not wrong. Brian said, I'm a dick looks and out of his. They're not real, but.
Speaker: That, that, that, that irritates the fuck out of me, man. When I see a guy with a beard and, and, and he doesn't do anything with it, he don't take care of it. Oh, wash it. He don't put like product in it, you know, the oils and, and lotion or balm or whatever. It doesn't brush. It just grows a beard. It's not edged up. It's not cleaned up. Like bro, come on and stop to shave your face. You look like an asshole.
Speaker: I can't fucking stay in shoot right now. Same thing with your hair. I don't know. I'm weird about that shit. To lose with dudes with long hair and big beards. If you don't take care of your shit, that drives me crazy. At least put a hat on. I wear a hat 99 % of the time. So when my shit's out of control, I'm looking crazy. At least I cover it up.
Speaker: Except when I'm at home. But even when I'm at home, I still have a hat on most of the time. I don't like my hair and my face. Plus I got natural curls. And it gets real, I got a Jufro. Thanks, ancestors.
Speaker: Anything. Nice. I don't remember what mine is. No, I do not have a perm. It's natural, Brian. No, no perm needed. It's not that tight. No, it's not that tight. It's not that tight. I'll have to...
Speaker: I'll have to come on here after I take a shower and not put a hat on and just let my hair go wild. It's not a tight curl. It's just a natural wave, I guess. I don't know, but it does like... Nikki gets me stuff from Mad Biking. I don't know what my beard oil is that I have right now, but I've got conditioner.
Speaker: the bar soaps. I kind of commandeered her lotion. She's got a it's a beard and body lotion. Now I only use it on my beard. But man, it all they all smoke so good. Plus, I have to be careful because I have hyper I have like
Speaker: hyper -sensitive sense of smell. I'm like a fucking bloodhound. I can smell everything and anything. Yeah, like I said, I'll have to, I'll have to not put a hat on when I get out of the shower one night and like send you a picture of my hair just dry natural. It's, it's crazy. It's wild, but you know, certain smells are like, I don't know what, whenever you put in the bathtub tonight at the very beginning, holy crap. It was like an,
Speaker: arrow right up my nose. I was out here sneezing my ass off for like two or three. I know it's all right. It got, it got better, but the initial scent, like that initial smell or whatever. Cause you know how everything is strong at the very beginning. It lit me up. I was like,
Speaker: Anywho, like I said, I'm going to wrap this up. I'm going to jump on the Twitch baby. Let's save the world a little bit. I have a couple more beers. Uh, and then we'll be back Saturday night with a brand new episode. Hopefully Jeff will be here and anybody else who wants to pop in, as you know, Saturday night is open door. We still welcome everybody and anybody who wants to come in and hang out with us.
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Speaker: with a brand new Glick's House of Music. So hang out with me. I don't know what we're doing yet. It's Wednesday and I haven't put any thought into it yet. I'll probably do what I do best and wait until the last minute and strive under chaos. But we'll be back. I'll be back Friday night with a brand new episode of Glick's House of Music, hanging out, listening to some fun tunes and introducing to you guys some artists that you may or may not already know.
Speaker: that being said, I'm gonna end the show with, oh god, Magnolia Park featuring Platinum and Ethan Ross with Animal. Fun little, fun little ditty and I lost it, there it is.
Speaker: I'm slowly breaking
Speaker: You're a mirror on the ceiling And they're bad as silk and ceiling Swear to god I'm gotta be incarnate of a fucking demon I'm afraid of what I'm feeling, I'ma say goodbye I'm afraid of what I'm feeling
Speaker: Who is real and who will fall? There a tribe I'm going up What's the cost? What's the cost? There a mirror on the wall Show me violence, give me one I won't die if I don't fall
Speaker: Yeah, that's a good way to end the show right there. Oh, Magnolia park featuring platinum and Ethan Ross animals. Go ahead and check out my Magnolia apartment. Those guys are fucking awesome. Um, they're a new band and, uh, they killed that shit. Would that be a shed until Saturday? Yeah, I'll be good. We'll be good at it. And always remember I have simple letters.
Speaker: W. W. N. D. When I was in school, not so it's due.
