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Speaker: We know how that went. ah We got Cam in the building and you guys know me. I am good.
Speaker: AKA a little bit hungover from last night. And we got my boy Rick joining us as well. What's going on brother? What's going on guys?
Speaker: ah I was my alarm went off at 10 45 and I was like, oh, I got to get up and eat something and get dressed before Glick's ready at noon noon rolled around. And I'm like, who the fuck is Glick? What's going on here?
Speaker: yeah but i have but I have a quick question yeah we dive right into everything. um When you tell me. Link in the chat, where the hell do I find this on the norms?
Speaker: because I can't ever find the live stream.
Speaker: Whether you're on YouTube or whether you're on Facebook or. and It's ah it's literally in the chat like if you go to the chat. It's right there. But you suddenly just blew my eardrums out, so I missed everything he said. It is. In the chat like like if you're watching live,
Speaker: The only place I know to find you is on the Facebook page for the nonsensical network. Yeah, we're live on there as well. It wasn't when I was just there a few minutes ago, but either way, it might not have picked up yet. ah i have We're going to take a walk. but know You're going to take a walk. We're going to sit here and get Disney traveling around your house. Yeah. ah Earbuds. What did I do with them last night?
Speaker: ah
Speaker: What is all the shape you went to bed in last night? You don't understand why he can't find him. I was. I was. I was feeling good last night. Gentlemen, understatement of the year right there. Can why are you on two screens? My magnet book is at.
Speaker: Disgusting out here just so you guys know. Oh dude. It's already 88 degrees here in Georgia today It's fucking scorching think it's like So Derek but you're the new face I didn't meet last night I'm Rick by the way I'm there nice to meet you What what's that on your hat the best team in the NFL right now Bill Okay, that's what I thought it was. bor we got we got bill's mafia yeah we got We got the Bills in the house, the Panthers in the house, the Titans in the house, and the dogs, baby. They're talking about the Panthers right now on Fox Sunday NFL.
Speaker: hey i think um ah about everything they gave up to get their current bust in the NFL. And you kind of touched on this. like i I don't think Bryce Young is a bust. I think Carolina David Tepper is a bust. Well, Andy Dalton starting today. I think if the owner of Carolina would know we're about to talk to a dog right now, number 95 from Cleveland.
Speaker: The biggest dog in the yard, baby. He's currently mic'd up on Fox Sunday. Yeah, that's what I'm watching as well. I got NFL game day on. That's that's my go -to on Sunday. We were talking about that last week. All right, all right, all right, all right. I'll flip Red Zone on at 1 o 'clock, so I'll be able to keep, if we're still running, I'll be able to keep everybody up to date on what's running all the way across the world. I see your chatter's box. I will get to you guys here in just a second. I'm not ignoring you guys. I'll see you in the chat.
Speaker: just just give me a second. I'm trying to get uh situated here. here we go He's trying to get caught up from yesterday still dude. I woke up and the first thing I see is a text message from Derek and he's like yo yo and I was like my bad bro. I uh was still asleep. I said give me a minute. So I like clear like Threw up my football gear, wetted my beard, wetted my hair, like brushed everything out, washed my face off real quick. Took a little whore bath, came out here, started scrounging everything up. I'm like, where's all my stuff? Where's my laptop? Where's my camera? Where's my earbuds? like And I was gonna sit outside on the porch, but it's like 90 ,000 degrees outside at night and and it's bright as hell and I can't see my laptop.
Speaker: Mama brought me home, a fountain pop, which always hits the spot on the hang of the pop. So we're going to the fact that he calls and pops cracks me the fuck up. Look, you're from New York. Eat my ass. I know. And I still didn't go pop when I lived up there. No, you guys call them sodas up there. There's sodas in New York. It's it's soda down here from this middle thing is a fucking coke. Everything is a coke in Georgia. Doesn't matter what color it is, what flavor it is, it's a fucking coke. It's anything but a um it's a soda.
Speaker: it's so I almost beat up a gas station attendant one time when I lived in South Carolina because he got real mad at me because I would have to check out. He was like, yeah, he was like. Is that all you need? I was like, yeah, just a pop. And I still spoke to them. It was like just a pop and a pack of Marvel lights, please. And he was like, it's soda. Say it right. Or I'm not going to sell it to you. I was like, how about I yank you across this counter?
Speaker: But we're here to talk. We're here to talk foosball man alive. I've got to get my week three shit going on. I've caught a couple of neat little clips. Did you know this is Lamar's first time starting to own three in a regular season? Yeah. Yeah. He's on three, right? Yeah. So, uh, because they had the first game in Brazil. Yeah, we, uh, yeah, they're, they're, yeah, they're own three. Cause they lost, uh, in Brazil. No, they didn't play in Brazil.
Speaker: No, that was Philly and Green Bay. Oh, they said that first, they had that first game though. Outside of that, I think. Yeah. They, uh, they, uh, wow. Oh my gosh. I'm sorry, chat. There's a lot of shit going on. What is going on? And all 10 Hicks is in the building. Tony D's in the building. And fireman rich is in the building. What's going on guys? Sorry, sorry, sorry. Uh, I'm setting up over here. Tony rich. What's good guys.
Speaker: don't forget Lamar is a fraud. I agree. I've been saying it since he's been in the NFL. I don't like Lamar Jackson and I don't like and I don't think he's a fraud. I disagree with that statement. I don't think Lamar is a fraud. I think Lamar is highly overhyped, but I don't think he's a fraud. I think he's a a mediocre mid pack quarterback all day.
Speaker: He'll have success in the NFL, much like he has. I mean, not quite Kirk Cousins level where he swindles. Everybody had almost $400 million dollars and doesn't win a playoff game, but he will have success in the NFL. but but cousin ka But cousins is. Yeah, but I mean, playoffs are not cousins is is is a good quarterback. He's consistent. He is. Cousins has made as much money as Tom Brady and he has won one single playoff game. The only one he ever appeared in.
Speaker: Yeah, he must be doing really good in these meetings. He is, you know, like when he goes to meet these teams, he can look like the best of them. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, just, just, just think, just think, I mean, you know, if, if, if Dan Marino was a quarterback today, you know, he never won a Super Bowl or anything like that. Imagine how much money he would have made today as a QB in half.
Speaker: Well, Miles Garrett, yeah. I mean, well, that's excuse which Miles Garrett, Joey Bose, TJ Watt, they would have ripped Dan Marino. If Dan Marino was a quarterback today, I mean, the guy never won a Super Bowl. I thought my head, I don't know how many playoffs he won, but he would have been one of the highest paid quarterbacks in the league just based off of his skillset because he was consistent. He was solid. He was reliable. He was, you could count on the guy. There's a bunch of guys from back in the day like that. Um,
Speaker: Miles Garrett, speaking of Miles Garrett, it's almost Halloween. And I'll i'll be sure that every year for Halloween, he does a graveyard. And on his tombstone or out in his front yard, he puts all the quarterbacks that he has sacked. so yeah So I'll be sure to get a picture for a Sunday show. Do you know where he lives? Can you actually go drive by it? Yeah, he lives up in Cleveland. Not cleve not like Cleveland, Cleveland, like one of the little suburbs. a You know what?
Speaker: I wonder if that'd be worth the two hour trip to go get a picture of, he always posts pictures on his social. Um, do you want to read a quick podcast? Dude, I think I won't. Don't be scared. I don't think I won't. Yeah. I ain't afraid. I ain't afraid. Hey, like I said, I, I got a frame picture of, uh, miles here rocking Mason Rudolph. That's all right. You know what? I'll take it too. That'll be a badge of honor. I'll come on this show and be like, guys, guess what happened yesterday? Look at my head. Real quick, college football, shout out. Nothing major happened yesterday. I think everything that was supposed to happen happened outside of, let's go Vols with beating Oklahoma. Ain't no loving Oklahoma. Sad news, though. Sad news, though. The Vols football team and the lacrosse team won.
Speaker: But their truck was on the receiving end of a loss. Oh, shit. What the hell? Oh, damn. That came to me this morning. Yeah. Nothing can always go right to eat why you. BYU, if you want to call it an upset, s mad Kansas State last night.
Speaker: Buffalo ranked Northern Illinois yesterday in overtime. That's just, that's the second ranked team that you, you be, I think it's, I think it's the first. I think that was the first. Yeah. They were today were close the week before, I believe. I'm looking here. I think everything that was supposed to happen happened.
Speaker: but Shout outs. Like I said, shout outs to the balls. They, they worked up on Oklahoma. My boys at U of M up in Ann Arbor, welcome the USC to the big 10 properly. Uh, they, they looked a little, they looked a little suspect, uh, as the game let the first half, they looked great. Um, second half, they they were a little suspect.
Speaker: but they pulled it out at the end of the day. So Michigan, welcome in USC to the to the Big 10. Hopefully we'll do the same to UCLA.
Speaker: bless you ah like and And Oregon and Washington, because we play all four all four schools that are good in the Big 10 this year. Speaking of UCLA, nevermind, because I did not pay attention to the score, they got beat like they should have.
Speaker: As I said, Thursday night, UCLA, welcome to the bottom of the barrel in the big 10. You will be in good company with Purdue and Northwestern and Maryland and Rutgers. I wouldn't say in Maryland, Maryland. That's the fucker. What you just said. Maryland is a team that at any given Saturday can beat the shit out of a fucking big 10 team. They've done it a hundred times. Yeah, but they they yeah, but they they're not they're not consistent. They write it up. hill Maryland and Rutgers are season records.
Speaker: Yes. Uh, do that one loss that determines your entire college football season before we get into, I just opened my Facebook in the first post says Oklahoma, welcome to the sec and smash mouth football, Texas year next, get the fuck out of here. Texas is going to run the table at the sec. I firmly believe that. Let me actually.
Speaker: I do too. I think so as well. Um, guys, it is Sunday. If you're in fantasy football, Hey Derek, I know you're a big fantasy football guy. Do you want to do a, do you want to do a real quick fantasy football rundown before we get into picks and stuff like that? And we go over last week's fix. Uh, if you want, what, what, what we're talking. Oh, fuck me. Structure. He just throws this at you, Derek. He's like, just, just figure it out, bro.
Speaker: yeah Just figure it out. You got to give me some ideas. we We won't, we won't, like we won't, we won't go too much into depth. Cause I know it, hopefully some of you guys are coming from a fantasy or about Kings fantasy football. And you guys got the rundown from Tony and the guys. Uh, I did not catch that today. So I was giving you, how about giving your top three startups and systems? Yeah, there you go. Top three stars and students.
Speaker: Or as we go through each individual game today, he can give you your a start and sit on each of those. I'm still trying to get caught up. I don't have a running back. but but jump mid sisters and i fall now i and i'll Pick up a tight end this morning. i worked my brother I don't know. Yeah, I don't have a running back. my la
Speaker: Uh, man, who do I get rid of off my bench? I got Cooper. I got digs. I got cup. Look, I got cup. I would, I would dump, I would dump cup. mcevery's and i are Yeah. You know what I'm going to do? Uh, give me that. Give me that. Oh no. I already got Nick Chubb in the IR. Oh hell.
Speaker: I dumped McCaffrey. Yeah. Yeah. I'll take another risk with Richardson or should I just go ahead and start deck?
Speaker: yeah Dax got Baltimore at home today and you know, they're not going to drop another fun. They're not going to let a team drop 40 on them again. So and Baltimore sucks. Sadly, I would, I would, I can't believe I'm going to say this. I would start deck over Anthony Richardson.
Speaker: And I got an easy week ah in our podcast league. I got to throw away with the keggers. I got a bye week. I would, uh, I would start that going over Anthony Richardson today. It'd be funny if I shit to bed and lose to keggers split. Drop a big bed. Oh, shit. I can jump. Yeah, I'll drop it. Do y 'all see that AI video with Dak Prescott? Okay.
Speaker: I haven't seen his, but I saw the one with Aaron Rogers happening. No worries. Like I come to this trash ass fucking poverty franchise. I'm the one with Dax money. He's like saying stuff like, listen, man, at the end of the day, ah my guaranteed money, you know what I mean? Still coming. I'm still getting paid so I could care less what happens, to whether we win or not. AI is going to fuck everything up so bad. I saw that one with Aaron Rodgers. He's like, I fucking tearing Achilles and I worked my ass up to come back and play for this trash ass poverty stricken fucking franchise. I wonder what was going on there.
Speaker: He was like bro got all the receivers and mine got bricks for hands. but
Speaker: Yeah. Uh, I wonder what happened there, man, with him and the coach when he, uh, got there and down where i pushed aaron pushed him. but So Apparently Aaron's not a hugger, but when he pushed him off, he said to score lead to score lead because apparently in practice they are in pregame. They always talk about the Jets having a two score lead to take some of the weight off the defense. So when he pushed him back, he said to score lead to score lead. Like it was kind of the intense moment. Like don't hug me. Let's celebrate by being fucking serious right now. Kind of a deal. That's what I thought. to The coast looked like he was still smiling.
Speaker: You know, like he looked like he was in and then people made like a big to do about it. Like it was some kind of beef or something. I was like, no, I didn't look like that to me. That's got a question for us.
Speaker: Go ahead, Ted. Shoot. Man alive. I have so many injured players. I'm a fantasy football league. All right. I'm set. I'm good. Screw it. We're going to run with it. We're going to run with it. Ted said, if Sam Darnold has a great season,
Speaker: Will he receive a huge deal in the off season? God, man, same. Darnold's had so many terrible seasons. Uh, but he is with the man today. Yeah, I just seen that kiddos out. Um, most of his question mixon is, I don't know, man, Sam, Dom and Minnesota's probably, and they're probably still salty about, uh, Kirk cousins. No, they got what they, they got their end of their contract.
Speaker: He just finished it up her. I he's still going to be a little reluctant to give somebody else a bunch of money, i but did I don't know so much. It's reluctant says they don't have it.
Speaker: Well, not only that, but I think i think the Vikings are are leaning on JJ being the quarterback of the future for them. And I wish, man, I was so looking forward to seeing JJ in the NFL, not because I think he would have done done good. I just wanted to see how he would pan out in the NFL and and if he would have been a bust or not. I don't think he'll be a bust, but I don't see the i don't see the Vikings.
Speaker: paying Donald a ton of money. If he has a, I think he might get ah a hefty one or two year contract, but I don't think he's looking at a four year big, you know, guaranteed money and all that. No. Yeah. Look what Gino's done the last couple of years in Seattle. The jets aren't good at developing a quarterback. That's particularly why they stick with the older quarterbacks who are experienced for, to my knowledge, well they they don't have to develop Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker: No, Aaron Rodgers, develop the NFL around him, who you bullshitting. That's right. Would you believe he looked really good on Thursday? I can't believe I lost a prize pick bet where I needed Aaron Rodgers to rush for two yards and that was it. And he didn't do it. I can't believe that he's leading the league in passing right now. Oh, I buddy of how do you mind week one.
Speaker: Made that made that bet with made that same bet but with Baker Mayfield needed two yards rushing with Baker Mayfield and he got a yard and a half rushing. And then the next and and week too, he had like 60 yards rushing and like a touchdown or something like that. My buddy was so mad. He was like, airdog i who two fucking yards. That's it. Dude, you had to fall forward for a first down on fourth and one twice and you couldn't do it. You're such a pocket quarterback that you couldn't scramble for two fucking yards. Come on now. Not only that man, I mean, hell is like 40 years old.
Speaker: Yeah. And I was going to say, and and Rogers has never been much of a, ah he hasn't ever really been like a mobile quarterback. He'll get to the outside to stop the clock on an out of bounds run. Yeah. He's like, he's like, right. He ever seen brightie take off running? Yeah. The one time he did in the beginning of his career. yeah put it like for this What are you doing?
Speaker: The one time Brady took off to try and scramble in the beginning of his, aho put him out for the whole season, yeah like just fucking folded him in half. I think he fractured his leg that game and he was out the rest of the season. It was like his third, second, or third, maybe fourth season in the NFL. Buffalo just annihilated him. That was one of the years we actually won that. book and
Speaker: I'll tell you one of my favorite quarterbacks that I used to watch or I used to watch run around because he looked like such a big oaf was Ben Roethlisberger. I knew he was going to. That guy was so big and goofy and it's so uncoordinated. He looked like a big dumb animal every time he would take off. He looked like a fucking rhino. But the guy would take off running if you want to call it that.
Speaker: And he would pick up like 20, 30 yards on a scramble. And it's just like you big. dog He's so big players to knock him down. Yeah, but anyways, I want to get into real quick. We are week two picks. I'm not going to run down everybody's picks, but I will say um I actually came in last. I was eight and eight. You know, respectable 500 Derek and Mike were nine and seven and the winner of week two. Surprisingly with the rush picks was Cam. He went 10 and six. Let's go current standings between week one and week two with Cam and I.
Speaker: i Am I am 18 and 18 and 13 and cam is 20 and 11 and that's me taking the Panthers both weeks All right, you yeah but you have minutes to get this week's picks in because the games are about to start we were we roll window after 1 o 'clock we don't care yeah we we we roll terms so we we got forgot your ah window um what the first We got our week three predictions. I'm going to do like I always do. I start with everybody's teams. As I said, uh, the Titans are represented. The bills are represented. The Panthers are represented and the Browns are represented. And you know what? Just because is that here it one last week? Let's start. out Let's start with the Panthers. Are the Titans NFC or AFC? Uh, yeah, three AFC is one NFC right now. they're No, they're AFC. They're AFC South. yeah
Speaker: We got, uh, we'll let, we'll start here with, uh, the Panthers and the Raiders.
Speaker: Um, yeah, they're here right there in Vegas camps and such your squad. We'll start with you. Who are you picking and what are your thoughts on the teams in the game? Um,
Speaker: yeah I say it'll be closer than they think. I think the only person we had to worry about is Max Crosby, but he is getting kind of old. Did you say Max Crosby is getting old? Like old and NFL terms. OK, they also picked up. Who was it? Christian Wilkes from Miami, who's opposite Max Crosby? Yeah, he's from Clemson. That's like the Bash brothers in Vegas right now. I wouldn't want to stand across that line. Well, me neither. But I'm going to go Panthers, man.
Speaker: I say it'll be closer, didn't I think um Andy Dalton is going to get laid out. I mean, he's 40 damn years old. So he's not real quick that he's and the Red Rocket, the Red Rifle. You mean the Red Rocket? According to McAfee.
Speaker: Um, that's funny. Uh, but yeah, I'm going Panthers. Um, I mean, I won't be surprised if we lose obviously, but I think that it'll change the chemistry of the team a little bit and he has the maturity. He won't be, you know, keeping his head down like Bryce did at every game. Bryce just gave up as soon as he stepped out and that's not what you need. You need a mature quarterback. Yeah. Cause without a mature quarterback, your team's going to tank.
Speaker: What's the spread on that game? Anybody know? I think I'm looking at it now. What what you thinking? in Five and a half. rick Or as I put on the paper, instead of writing your name, I was writing everybody's names and I put bills. That's cool. um For the Carolina game, I think it's going to be Vegas. We just do.
Speaker: We just do money. i' pick strong on vegas I'm going I'm going Vegas. Just flat out the Vegas on this one. Sorry, Cam. i I want Carolina to succeed. out We just, we just pick straight, but yeah, do you change ownership. It's never going to happen.
Speaker: I am a, I, I as well. Cam, you are a lone wolf in chatter's box. If you're out there and you're listening and you guys want to give us your input, please feel free to add your two cents. We'll, we'll, we'll keep a, uh, tally of the chatter's box as well. We'll kind of lump you guys all in as, as one package. Yeah. I'm going with the Raiders, man. I'm, I'm, I'm riding the men's Shumania wave. and he' right minch you mania yeah Here we go. yeah i did I don't care where he's at, what he's doing. I like the guy. I think he's a fun quarterback to watch. He wins games and he can't be mad at the guy, but that always goes off a cliff.
Speaker: It doesn't matter where it goes. He does just enough to keep his ass employed the next year. Yeah, that's right. He was, he was like, uh, Fitz magic, Fitz magic. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah So I'm, I'm rocking with the, I'm rocking with the Raiders as well. Cam is lone wolf in his Panthers. yet again for week three. He he'll get it right eventually. Speaking of Fitz. I wanted to fill you in on with that when we come around to the Bills game, we'll talk about it. Yeah. Well, here we go. but Speaking of the Bills, we got the Bills and Jacksonville. Bill, no, Jacksonville at Buffalo for Monday night. Jacksonville at Buffalo for Monday night. They are letting schools out early on Monday for the Monday night game. Yeah, that place is going to be a fucking madhouse.
Speaker: I think it's safe to say, Rick, you you you're taking the Jags, right? we Yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing. Yeah, to lay a big fat out. No, Bill's by a billion, baby.
Speaker: if And Fitz Magic said that if Buffalo wins the Super Bowl, he will shake the beard and wax his chest. Yeah. Nice. I don't know if anybody saw that.
Speaker: Who you got in that game, Derek? Bills. out the bill I think this is going to be an easy pick across the board. Cameron, who you got, Bills or Jags? As much as I love Trevor Lawrence, Bills.
Speaker: goes by a billionai i thought he was gonna say all he i joke jas i thought he's gonna say as much as i like i was good i love josh shale and i'm going jags i was like what well i did have josh allen in one of my leagues so man up um um'm honestly umm um I'm going bills, but I'm really torn here because the Jags are due for one and And when they get that one, it's going to be the one. ocarwin They've done it to us. They've done it to us to fucking you. This game, I'll be honest with you as a bills fan. I am nervous about this game. Jacksonville has beat us at least once the last two seasons. And it yeah, fucked my head because they're such a a rat race game with them that it just fucks with me every time. So I think it's going to be a lot closer than people think. I think it's only going to be a one score win for Buffalo.
Speaker: um' I'm going to say this and and and and ah and I mean no disrespect. Obviously I'm going to be you know honorary but bills mafia member here. I'm saying it man. i'm I'm calling it right now. The Jags get their upset victory of the season against the Bills Monday night. They're going to shock the world. You know they they look good. um They're just they just can't finish a game and I think this is going to be the game that they that they finished Monday night. Jags lone wolf in it out here.
Speaker: I think it will be if the Jags win, it's going to be because Josh Allen has one of those games because every once in a while he does. He hasn't thrown a pick yet this season in right and I hate to say that Josh Allen's got five touchdowns and no turnovers and it makes me real fucking nervous and this is one game where he'll throw three peaks. Yeah.
Speaker: Yep, I'm taking the Jags for the upset. Uh we got uh we got coming on right now getting ready to start. They're taking the field. Oh man, man. I can't believe we will. Listen, bro. Titans and Packers in Nashville. Derek, are you giving up on your boys again this week or are you back on the you know what? I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go against it. I'm gonna say man Tennessee Titans.
Speaker: Malik, uh, not Malik, uh, Levis is gonna not do stupid shit or shall I say bonehead moves. he's not Yeah. He's not going to make any bonehead moves today. He's going to take care of that football and, uh, tighten up.
Speaker: Golly, man, but man, it would be egg on the face and Malik Willis beat us today. king They get that. Yeah. No, uh, Titans, man. I'm glad you're back on the Titans. I said it at the beginning of the season. Uh, the Titans are well already look about a 30, 40 hour play. um not Oh my God. cleve Cleveland just kicked off to New York. Cleveland just kicked off to New York. The Giants fumbled on the boom Oh my god. Two plays in. Amari Cooper for a touchdown. One play. He finally actually earned some money on his contract. Come on now. So, the the perhaps and the brown the Browns kicked off to the Giants. The the kickoff returner fumbled the ball. The Browns recovered at one play shot lot mar supers in the end zone. In the end zone, man. Touchdown, baby. Let's go Browns. We got the Titans for Derek.
Speaker: Yeah. Uh, Rick, who are you going with a Titans or pant or Packers? So loves out and Willis is starting for the Packers. Who's your quarterback and Titan for the Titans right now? eleventh Oh no. I hate to say it, but after watching that fucking disaster at the end of last week's game,
Speaker: And they, and Mike Greenberg has officially started calling it a Levis. Like when you turn the ball over like that, it's a Levis. I have to go with the Packers on this one. I'm sorry. Hey, don't get me wrong. I do think the Packers are going to win. I'm just emotionally going with the Titans. It should be emotional damage from last weekend's last turnover. Oh man. The first two games.
Speaker: like his emotional band that he was diving to the ground head first and he just tried to flip the ball away from himself. Like ah who does that? We'll love us. I will let this. Yeah. Well, here's the replay of your time. Yeah. Yeah. This is a great start to the game. This is this is going to be like a 18 good coverage. too He had he was all he was covered up on that play, too. And he still managed to get that catch.
Speaker: Yeah. Good deal. nice see you know when you prisoner we're We're like a minute into the game and the Browns have already scored. and When has that ever happened? Never. Cam, who you got? Pack? The Packers or the Titans? I'm going Packers. He's going Packers. You know what? I'm going to ride this train all fucking season. I'm sticking with the Titans.
Speaker: I'll never give up on the Titans. By the way, I started Cleveland's Defense Infinity. Fantasy, thank you for the 12 points right off the beginning of the game. I've got them in all three leagues. Oh, look at the league, man. All right. i ah and been okay and and We're already talking about it.
Speaker: Browns versus the G -men of New York. Yeah. Obviously, I already know. New Jersey football giants. Yeah, the New church Jersey. I'm going Browns. Obviously, it's the Giants are **** terrible. They're a dumpster fire. Michael Bathurst. If you're listening, they're a dumpster fire and I'm going with the Browns. ah Derek, who you going with? Browns or Giants? yes Yeah, definitely Browns. Although, I mean,
Speaker: I don't know what's going to happen there. But yeah, I feel like the Giants are just in a mess. So yeah. That's still Daniel Jones, right? Yes. After the statistic that I heard last week that Daniel Jones is the first quarterback in NFL history after two seasons, they have more passing touchdowns to the opposing team's defense. yeah I'm going to go with the Browns over the New Jersey football Giants all day long.
Speaker: That's not a stat you want on your resume, but he's got it. Yeah. And this, this season, Malik Willis with a touchdown. Hey, Brandon.
Speaker: Let's go. Cam, who do you got Browns or Giants? Browns. Cam, a man, a few words. He's just dropping picks and dropping dimes. All right. Let's, uh, all right. Let's go.
Speaker: Let's go Chicago and Indianapolis, man. Bears and Colts. And Bears, surprisingly, even though they are one in one, I believe. Turnover in the Texans game. Or one in two. What are the Bears? Yeah, they're one in one. The Bears, surprisingly, have the number two defense in the league. Yep, their defense won first game. Yeah. 1 ,000 percent.
Speaker: Um, I'm rocking. I'm, I'm going, I'm going with the bears. da Bears versus the Colts, man. That defense is going to just absolutely smother Richardson, ah in my opinion, in this game, much like the Browns are currently going to the, uh, I'm going, I'm going cold.
Speaker: um dirk it na but He basically said shut the hell up Blick. No, them Colts. Rick's going Colts as well. Is that what you said? Yeah, I just don't see Caleb Williams being efficient enough in as a rookie quarterback to support the veteran defense that Indy's going to be bringing charging at him the whole time.
Speaker: and I don't think the Bears defense is going to hold Andy low enough or create enough turnovers and points off turnovers for them to win that game. I think he's going to win that game now by much. It's going to be a fucking dumpster fire game. It'll be a one score win, but it'll probably be like a 1714 game if that, but Indy wins. All right, Cam, what you thinking, man? Cults are bears. Cults are bears.
Speaker: um
Speaker: Who's at home, Indy?
Speaker: Uh, yeah, where are they playing at?
Speaker: America. America from where America? Yeah, they're in Indy. They're at Lucas oil stadium. Um, Bo Nicks just ran it in for a teddy. I'm gonna go Colts. Oh man. I'm I'm over here. We're wolfing it on my, on the bears. Okay. Okay. Okay. Cause the bears are a second team to me under Buffalo. Like I'm a fan of Chicago and the way their defense is running. I grew up watching Brian Ehrlacher playing was a fan of him and have his Jersey actually. So to to go against him, Oh my God, Sam Darnell just Levis the ball. I swear to God, he just pushed it forwards. um Remember the Brian Ehrlacher, old spice commercials.
Speaker: Yes. yeah um I think this is going to be a great game here. ah Houston and Minnesota. It's a game I have on right now. Yeah, they they are in Minneapolis. They're in Minnesota. Derek, what's your thoughts on who you're picking in that game, man? I'm definitely going to go with the Texans.
Speaker: I just, I mean, I just don't trust Minnesota. And I like CJ Stroud. As much as I hate that because he's in our conference, you know what I'm saying, in our division. But I mean, the guy's good. He's a Buckeye. He's a Buckeye, of course, he's good.
Speaker: pay go down You've had one so far successful QB to come out of Ohio State. and it had been j too That's all you've had. Hey, you know what? Chad Henny's got three rings.
Speaker: that he like for out there say He didn't earn them.
Speaker: I mean, I mean, he was he he was the hero of the AFC Championship game a couple years back. Touchdown for Minnesota at 7 nothing Minnesota over here. When when when the Chiefs beat the Bills in the AFC Championship game, Chad Henny was the guy.
Speaker: Yes. Yes. I am aware that we had Tom Brady that came out of Michigan. But when you say, where did, where did, where did Tom Brady go to college? He's a Michigan guy and he won seven rings.
Speaker: Is there any to get there? Um, you know, you know what? You say what you want to say, and man. The man wants to flake gate, whatever. Uh, so I, I hate to do it, but I got to go Houston on that pick with the Minnesota. You're going, you're going Texans as well. Can you get Texans or Vikings? I'm going Texan. I like Stroud. Somebody else said it earlier, but I really liked Stroud. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I like, I like i he has a good head on the shoulders. I like to be good. I like D 'Amico Ryan's as a coach too. Like he's, he's really, really doing well in Houston. The bears miss the field goal, by the way, I love what Houston's done the last couple of years. Um, they've really built a scary team on paper. Their offense is freaking disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. Um,
Speaker: um They are without Joe Mixon today, however, and you know what? I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna lone wolf once again and I'm going by kids. I'm going by kids and nothing so I bet against the Vikings last week and they they they they came out and they freaking smash the 49ers. I was first pass of the game was an interception, so you're not you're not far fetched on that. Yeah, they are.
Speaker: They, uh, they came out and they smashed the 49ers. And, uh, you know, I don't know how or why, but the Vikings are winning games, man. Derek Carl, the middle door she fucking car, man. Threads of need drops a 30. The college factor. Yeah, exactly. Rich. Um, uh, where are we at? Who are we at now? Uh, Justin Jefferson got me some points of fantasy. Thank you, Justin. Appreciate that. Just got the notification.
Speaker: billy and New Orleans. Oh my god. That guy's got the guardian helmet on. Saints and the Eagles man. The Saints are They're on and fire for I was just going to say man. i'm I'm taking the Saints. The Eagles are on a decline right now and the Saints are the opposite. So yeah, um but I'm going to say the exact same thing that I said Thursday night on on another shot podcast for the thirsty Thursday support show. I'm riding with the Saints. The Eagles offensively. they They're not bad.
Speaker: but defensively they are suspect as well and that secondary is weak and Derek Carr and what's what's that wide receiver Rashid has a seed. Yeah. Yeah. Dude is stupid it fast. That kid is good. I'm I'm thinking the ball. Dude's just bulldog in his way through the **** line. Dude, in the last two weeks,
Speaker: Alvin. My era looks 10 years younger, man. Like he, he's like, I don't know what. him and gk even Yeah. He, he's rejuvenated. He's, he's playing great. So I'm like, wow. Yeah. I'm i'm going with the saints versus the Eagles. Uh, who you got, who you got, right? Saints.
Speaker: I'm going to go with the saints. I believe the Eagles defense is to, is to, like you said, to sus their secondary's got slay. But after watching him fuck up that route last weekend to lose that game right at the end of the game against Atlanta, where he literally went the wrong fucking way from the receiver. um I can't, I can't put any faith in the Eagles this season. And I don't think Jalen hurts is the quarterback that everybody hypes him up to be. I really don't.
Speaker: I've never thought he was. I thought it was all hype, no substance with hurts. Who you got, Cam? Eagles or Saints? As much as it pains me to say Saints.
Speaker: that's ah That's a division rival right there. Yes. That division, by the way, that division is currently 1000 % up in the air. It really is. Everybody except for Carolina. sorry can Shut up. but No one's contending our spot, bro. We are always going to be less draft pick is automatically going to Carolina. But um if you think about it, you've got Tampa, you've got New Orleans and you've got Atlanta and all three of those teams have potential to be shocking all factors in their, in their, in their conference this season.
Speaker: And all three of them are playing pretty well. I mean, even though the Falcons are one in one X, you've been around the league. Yeah, like those three teams could literally destroy any team season in the NFL right now, literally any team. for ear but Yeah, no, I agree. Uh, speaking of that division, we got Denver and Tampa.
Speaker: yeah and not to sway not to sway anybody's decision but Denver is currently up seven to nothing on Tampa. Rick, who you got Bucks or the Broncos? I I got to go with the bucks on this because I believe that Mayfield is just on fucking fire right now with Godwin and Evans, like having those two guys to throw the ball to and get the ball moving down the field. i dude That's that's a fucking that's a duo to try and stop on the defense because you might double cover one, but the other one's going to be right there to tear your heart out.
Speaker: So I have to go Tampa, I have to go Tampa over Denver. I don't think Bo Nix is a good enough quarterback to lead that team past a veteran quarterback like the Baker Mayfield guy. I know you're a Baker fan. I know you're a Baker fan. I love me some Baker Mayfield. Who you got Cameron Tampa or Denver?
Speaker: Denver I don't even think I'll be able to pull for them at all this year. They're fucking you want to call Carolina dumpster fire They're a contender for that title. So I'm going Yeah, yeah, no, where in shot yeah is it? yeah mean Yeah, I think he is I think he went to Denver He got there he pick it in what box Damn he didn't have to think about that box thought I thought about it from the jump, you know, I was like, eh, just Denver just ain't, ain't happening. and bo made decision bonehead news That's right.
Speaker: Yeah, obviously we all know where we all know where I'm going. Tampa is my, is my second team. I love Baker Mayfield. ah That's no secret. That's my guy. You know, even though he plays in Tampa, when Tampa's playing opposite time of of Cleveland, I go grab my, my Baker Browns Jersey. I miss him in Cleveland. God damn you, Cleveland Browns. What did you do? Why did you let Baker go? but i hope and sub attempted this sea Yeah. And I'm going to say it every week. I'm going to say it every week for the next 14 weeks.
Speaker: I hope Tampa wins the Super Bowl this year. And rubs it in Cleveland's face. Yeah. Hope Baker Mayfield comes out and and and and and just rubs it in Cleveland's face. We deserve it. We need to eat crow on that. We deserve to eat shit. Let's go, Baker. Let's go, Tampa. Fire the cannons. Let's go, Tampa Bay. All right. Sir, the one -yard line right now. And Cleveland just intercepted the ball. Go ahead.
Speaker: Well, as delayed as I am, yeah the Titans are on the one. Nice. No, they already scored. It's 7 -7. OK. I suck. um i yeah He passes it to Nick Vannich.
Speaker: Thanks much. yeah If you'd have done that to me Monday, I'd have tried to come through my computer screen.
Speaker: Like I could hear the neighbor yelling about Monday's game and then there's me a minute and a half later. yeah Everybody's like this guy just processed in my brain. yeah Next game we got the four o 'clock game.
Speaker: We started to talk a little bit about this last night, Rick, and Rick was like, save it for tomorrow, Blick. Shut up. Why don't you skip another 1 o 'clock game, bro? What do I skip? Aren't the Chargers playing right now at 1 o 'clock? No, you got to. Oh, you know what? I skip the 1 o 'clock game. Yeah, well, there's reasons behind that. You see who they're playing?
Speaker: but You're still going to talk about it, bro. We talked about the fucking New Jersey football giants. We still got to talk about that. That's because, that's because, I mean, yeah, we did talk about the Panthers too. Yeah, um my bad. I did. I missed the game. The Chargers versus the Squealers of Schittsberg Squealers. Oh, okay. heard you they They are in, they are in Pittsburgh.
Speaker: ah I'll go ahead and I'll go ahead and since I screwed up. You know what? I said it Thursday night. I'm going to say it again. um I'm going Chargers in this game. I'm sorry. The the the Pittsburgh Steelers cannot find the end zone this season um and and I think the Chargers are just. Too good. ah ah Defensively and offensively in this in this matchup.
Speaker: that they're not going to allow Boswell to get into field goal range and he's not going to be able to save the day again. I'm going, I'm going chargers against the Steelers.
Speaker: And I don't even know, is Herbert playing, is Herbert playing today or is he out? Yeah. Okay. So he's in, he's three for three already. He's 100%. Yeah, man. JK Dobbins and Gus Edwards as a Browns fan,
Speaker: I watched those guys a lot. We had to play against them two years ago. Edwards come from Baltimore. Yeah. Edwards and Dobbins both came from. Yeah. That was Baltimore. What a fuck up on Baltimore's behalf. Yeah. And say what you will about Harbaugh. Love him or hate him with the college respect.
Speaker: But Harbaugh is doing exactly what he did in college with the Chargers. And that's that run game. And they will beat you to absolute death with that run game, wear your defense out, and to the point where TJ Watt, in my opinion, is not going to be a factor today. Ooh, that's ah he's not getting a fucking bold statement right there.
Speaker: he they he they're going to eliminate the tj he already said last night that he could beat him up in a bar fight so that's true firing shots he's a but j j what unless unlessian brother there he's gonna put them in the bar he said no i did not say he's talking about Derek Watt the make -a -wish Watt brother yeah the Watt brother from Teemu oh my god she's got the brocos
Speaker: Oh man, that's funny. He did say that. You're right. I forgot that. I will beat up TJ. I will beat up TJ and Derek in a bar, not JJ. I will not beat up JJ. JJ would take my lunch money. you Remember, JJ also owns a soccer team now and he's learned how to soccer kick. So he's going to kick your nuts in outer space. but Yes. JJ will take my lunch money.
Speaker: No, I, I, I really do. A lot and AJ Hawk hang out in the back corner of a bar together by the jukebox leaning on it. Like, what are you trying to play? Like I feel like JJ TJ or AJ and JJ are back there. What are you trying to play? What do you want to play boy? Yeah. Like you just don't play anything on the jukebox in that bar anymore. you Yeah. Yeah. Hit me on that one too. I'm going chargers.
Speaker: I, yeah, I did say, I did say that I wouldn't be done. He would kick my ass on a football field, but I would totally smoke his ass in a bar. fight um'm also jalin both We got chargers, chargers, chargers. Cam, who do you got chargers or Steelers? Cam has gone just fucking got up. He's like, I'm out. I'm going to go.
Speaker: I'm gonna go Steelers, man. be clear you were there were the laugh i contemplated taking this that's my second team then you Yeah, Like, ah you know, I think it's going to be a good game and and and nothing against the Steelers as much as I'm supposed to hate them. I actually, I respect the franchise. I respect the organization. They play good smash ball football. Um,
Speaker: But at the end of the day, like I said, it's it's going to come down to the hardball factor and the coaching factor. It's hardball versus football. Hey, man, you'd never sleep on Tomlin.
Speaker: ah that's Yeah, well. Oh my gosh. Caleb. Bro, this is why I can't pick Chicago for nothing. Caleb Williams gets flushed out of the pocket and scrambles backwards 20 yards and almost gets sad. That's because he spent too much time painting his nails this morning instead of fucking reading it. I know, right? Like, what's going on with the men painting their nails? I know the story behind painting one nail, but I don't know the story behind all your nails. Oh.
Speaker: what I don't ask any questions anymore when it comes to maybe if you're clear. Well, if you remember, good i used to have I used to have one nail done on each of my hands from my daughter. But when then I found that story about that guy that um met that sexually assaulted girl in Cambodia and she was painting her nails and he painted one nail in memory of her and all her struggles is like taking a stand against sexual assault with children.
Speaker: ah yeah I started letting my daughter do one of my nails, but it was always the same nail. Always the same nail. I needed it to be pretty when I shared it with other people. Yeah. Well, I mean, I mean, when when my daughters were when my daughters were younger, they they painted my fingernails all the time.
Speaker: But, you know, that but that was, you know, like, yeah. My fucking four year old daughter painted my nails. You got a problem with it? Shut the hell up. Exactly. You ever been beat up by a guy with painted fingernails with pink fingernails? I told you the one time he was talking shit about my fucking painted fingernails that my daughter did. And I literally looked at him and I said, bro, I will break your fucking teeth and not even chip a nail. Right. Not even chipping him. Denver just intercepted the ball.
Speaker: Now we are, now now we are onto the four o 'clock games. Okay, I got all the one o 'clock games. We are going out to Seattle. The Seahawks versus the Dolphins. What's your what's your thoughts, Derek? What you thinking? who whos got but your thought on the he just shakes He's got so good about Miami right now. He just shakes his head. Yeah, Seahawks, man. Seahawks.
Speaker: Uh, yeah, the dolphins, I don't know what's going on with to like a tool was starting a game. I go to dolphins. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So they just, I don't know what they're going to do with their QB situation. I'm surprised they haven't picked somebody up. Nope. I'm going to say this Glick said last night, Skylar Thompson for MVP.
Speaker: I did not say and sky negative I I said I said I said the new the new hot hand the the rock star season that nobody expected. I'm going to say it again. I'm I'm I'm doubling down Skyler motherfucking Thompson. We're going to call him Skyler the rocket. I mean, he's got the weapons there to do it. He's got the weapons there to do it. That's what I said under producing this year.
Speaker: that's that's because two is true touchdown chargers and and i'm calling it i'm doubling down i'm going dolphins they're going into seattle they're going into hostile territory the 12th man won't be a factor skylar thompson is going to be a rock star today i'm calling it three touchdowns in the air and maybe it may be a rushing touchdown for skylar thompson tiring kill for two touchdowns wa for one and and h chi is gonna leave as well and they go one they beat them like forty to nothing
Speaker: but yeah four tu for miami and that stu across all their games this season the miami dolphins are going to come out looking like a new team I think it's going to be the opposite. I think it's going to be the and just destroy Miami. Wake up, you're still sleeping. Skylar Thompson throws three interceptions, two pick sixes. yeah
Speaker: Geno Smith just dismantles Miami's defense. right Not so fast, Glick. Not so fast. I'm going to Seattle. Poor Lee Corso. Why'd you have to bring him into this? lead course My fall I was supposed to talk about like something that then he makes and it's probably gonna be Lee Corso You got her her treat over there like he's to carry today junior with Well, you heard it here. First panel, the whole, or you heard it here. First folks, the whole panel has decided that Glick is still drunk from last night with his Miami. There's nothing lingering. Thompson. What the fuck? You didn't even know who that guy was until last week. all right
Speaker: mark by club is is fair the week this week he marked Yeah, you could be out of that.
Speaker: Yeah. i that note I'm taking Seattle over Miami, by the way. by to whiteway Yeah. I have a sneaking suspicion that I'm never going to be able to live this pick down, but I'm still going with it. I'm doubling down. I'm 10 toes down, man. I'm i'm um in this fight. the hi we know It's all the hype you put on Skylar Thompson for three touchdowns and blah, blah, blah, blah. Like the picks not a bad pick. It could happen, but all the numbers you just put up for Skylar Thompson are not happening.
Speaker: Right. 300, 300 yards in the air. He's going to have like 60 rushing yards. I think the over under on price pick for Skylar Thompson is less than 200. I think it's like 193 over under. And he's just 300 through the air. Let's say college, bro. 300 in the air. Three chuddies. Let's go. Jesus.
Speaker: Keep on drinking. I have the sky. I have the conductor of the Skylar Thompson high tree. You're right.
Speaker: All aboard. Whoo. Whoo. Skyler Thompson, baby. Let's go. It's his fucking moonies going. I'll be at the time station. Yeah, I'll be waving. See ya. Nobody heard of him until this week. And now he's going to make an permanent name for himself. Let's go, Skyler. The next Brock Turdie. Yep. I'm going to be watching that game. Oh, there should definitely be a flag on the tight end. Ah. You know, I'm kind of mad. Devin Singletary just scored a touchdown at 7 -7.
Speaker: claimland works however I have Devon Singletary in fantasy football. So, what Kennedy? Devon Motor Singletary right there, baby. Yup. Um we're going to move on to I'm not upset the the shipbirds of Baltimore of Baltimore in the uh another one with the guardian almadon and A lot of guys are wearing them. I've only seen two so far. One for the Titans, who looks like a mushroom head, it looks like Toad from Mario. And then this one for Cleveland, who looks like Toad from Mario. ah Yeah, joe ah Jokers.
Speaker: Joakim Noah or whatever the hell his name is. the Everybody in Cleveland calls him Joker. One of our tight ends. Wild, I think. Yeah. why He's got one on.
Speaker: They look ridiculous. They do look really so. He's wearing it. Yeah, he's wearing it though because he had just come out of like having some concussion stuff going on. I just think they look like Toad from Mario. Yeah, right. Oh, they definitely look crazy. They look insane. And then they've got a little cover on it. So it takes away from the shininess of the helmet. So it sticks out like a dandelion in a rose field. 100%.
Speaker: ah We got, we got the shipbirds of Baltimore heading out to Dallas to take on the Dallas Cowboys. What's you thinking over there, Cameron? Um,
Speaker: I don't know, man, if that can not be colorblind this week, then maybe they stand a chance. Um, I'm gonna go Cowboys. That'll be close to. All right.
Speaker: What you think of Dallas at home? I mean, yeah that's a tough one, man, because you can't ever trust Dallas, man. They're one of them shoot themselves in the foot kind of teams. And man,
Speaker: I feel like Dallas should win this game. That's what I feel like. But man, after last week, I'm like, maybe not. So.
Speaker: man, but I don't really trust Lamar either. So I'm going to say that back shows up does what he's supposed to do. And the Dallas wins. I think he's going to throw for four tuddies, three and 10. Yeah, he's going to get paid to throw for four tuddies in a game. That's the difference. He's getting paid for those numbers.
Speaker: he He will week and it's gonna be a peak six. Oh man, Minnesota. board again They're up for right now.
Speaker: Man, and I'm alone. We'll connect you too. im going dan dallas i mango in dallas southern I hate to do it. I hate to fucking pick Dallas. I really do. But their defense is lackluster last week. And I think they're going to really step up this week. You got Karen Diggs and Micah Parsons, who are just absolute wrecking balls and on the defense.
Speaker: and Dak is he doesn't Dak doesn't have two bad games in a row. He just doesn't do it like yeah They did they got 44. I think it was last week hung on them And that just Jerry Jones ain't going to let that shit happen. He's threatening to flatten everybody's tires, burn their houses down and kidnap their wives at this country. Jones is he will not allow another team to walk into Dallas and hang that many points. So I think Dallas takes Baltimore and I think it's by two scores and really makes Baltimore rethink their options in life right now. Yeah. Uh,
Speaker: ah ah yeah ah the I hate the Ravens. They're trash this year. They've been exposed Lamar Jackson. I've been saying it for years overhyped nothing to him. He's a glorified running back without Mark Andrews. He ain't **** and the Cowboys are mad. They're upset.
Speaker: And I got to agree with Rick. Jerry Jones is is is is kicking people's babies and drowning their puppies currently. And they're going to come in. They're going to come in there and they're going to smack the hell out of Baltimore. We spent too much fucking money on that stadium to let Dallas go in there and look like shit too. It's been too much money on fucking Dak.
Speaker: Yeah. welcome Welcome to Dallas, Baltimore, and welcome to being 0 -3 and being in the bottom of the barrel. No, they would be 0 -4. Glick just takes the reasons. They would be 0 -4 if they lost today. Right? No, they'll be 0 -3. This is week three. Oh, I thought we said they were 0 -3 already. Yeah. Going to be a close game, home game for Dallas. And oh there's your pick six, I just saw.
Speaker: Hey Darnold now, JJ can wait. Ted Hicks is driving the the Sam Darnold hype train like I'm driving. Dude, he looks good in Minnesota. He looks fucking awesome. Like you're driving a fucking Skylar Thompson hype train? Yeah. But I'm going to put this out there. Do you know why Sam Darnold looks so good in Minnesota?
Speaker: because he went and sat behind Shanahan coaching tree. Cause they don't play for Carolina. No more to Kevin O 'Connell, who's another Shanahan coaching tree. And this is where he's doing it. Only, only, only the Cleveland Browns could make the New York Giants defense look good. Watson's are three times in this game. almost not true look in clevelandburg Didn't the giants win last week with nine field goals?
Speaker: That was Pittsburgh. Kind of fucked you in with nine. What's worse about that game is the first time in NFL history the opposing team scored two touchdowns and gave up nine field goals and lost the game. Pittsburgh has won both of their games. Pittsburgh has 2 -0 and they've won both of their games. They're about to be 2 -1 because the Chargers are going to beat the brakes. No touchdowns. All field goals.
Speaker: ah Not that it matters. Tom Brady will be calling the I like Tom Brady in the booth. I will say God, I hate to say I love Tom Brady for anything, but I love him on the fucking mic. He's good. You know, I shot at a game that he's so knowledgeable about it. Yeah, I knew he would be that good because Tony Romo was good like that. What game is he commentating today? The Dallas Ravens game at four thirty. Oh, yeah. He is. Yeah, I really like him on the mic more than I liked him as a quarterback for sure.
Speaker: Yeah, well, I mean, I loved him as a QB. But yeah, but he and I get transferred by him twice a year every year. That's just true. And and the Browns actually had a good record against Tom Brady when we played pi well we played New England. we i think I think we only lost once or twice to Brady and the Patriots. And that was when the Browns were absolutely dog shit. It was like, yeah, the greatest of all time. How does Baker Mayfield only have 11 yards passing right now?
Speaker: They're getting, they're getting silenced by Denver right now. Come on a bake. Don't fucking drop the big goose egg. I need you to have 245 fucking yards. Holy shit. What were you smoking? Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh might find the end zone for the first time. That's a lie. Um, they're, they're, they're right on their right day. They're they're and on the goal one. Um,
Speaker: Next game we got, we got, d we got Niners and Rams. So Rams are atrocious this season and they are picked up in the end zone. New Orleans just picked off Philly and they're taking it out. Nice. And they are seriously bitten by the injury bug. Cup is out. You know, like everybody is. Yeah. Pooka Nooka. Um,
Speaker: they they they are They are looking real bad right now. Last week surprised me. I did not think the Vikings were going to come in and take out the 49ers like they did. I am i am going with the Niners. The Niners are going to bounce back after last week. and got but Remember, you got George Kittle out. You got Bosa in, but he's hurt and you've got McCaffrey out.
Speaker: Yeah, but you still have, yeah, you still have Samuels. You still have Ayuf. And I got to say, man, I got to give credit where credit is due. That kid that stepped up for, uh, for, for Christian Mason, uh, he, he does not look, holy shit, the steel is coming in, son, baby. Dude's a dog. The kid is good, man. Like he, he stepped up and he's, and he's, and he looks good. He looks good, man. I'm not mad at him.
Speaker: one so im i'm taking the I'm taking the Niners. I'm taking the Niners in this one. Cam, what's your thoughts? He went inside. No, um I got you in my AirPods. He took us outside and went inside. Who is it again? Niners? San Francisco. Okay. I'm going Niners. Cam says Niners. What's you thinking, Derek? I'll be back in in a few minutes. I'm still on the podcast. um
Speaker: I'm going to go Niners, but, uh, I wouldn't be surprised if the Rams won though. I wouldn't really ever count Matt Stafford out. no i lost it like ah Yeah. and I love Stafford. Don't get me wrong. Like that's my guy. I, you know, I was a thinking of him in Detroit. I was excited when he finally got out of Detroit. Um, but yeah, man.
Speaker: I just, I just, the Rams are just depleted um on the, and on the injury front. So I think that's the unfortunate thing for, for the Rams. I hate to say it, but with, with the Rams so hurt and San Francisco's Mason doing so well. And Brandon, I you finally getting his contract out of the way and being focused, you know, it's Samuel. And I think that San Francisco beats out, beats the Rams by two scores today.
Speaker: So got to go Niners on this one. god you last face they're so stupid looking but but i hear the dumb looking fan base on the planet i'm telling you that's a bold statement i know but i'm actually fucking who was it Minnesota fans, did you see that clip of the Minnesota fan drinking Rolling Rock and trying to go through a fucking table off a fence and he hit the table and it didn't break. And everybody's like, bro, leave that shit to the bills mafia like that. That's that's their thing. Not ours. Yeah. ah Oh, yeah. Holding all day. Yeah, you can't do that to miles here. And he still got the sack. So what else we got for four o 'clock game?
Speaker: All right. we're We'll move on. We're going to head on. We're going to head on up to, uh, we're going to head on up to the two or head on out to Arizona, Lindale, Arizona, the lions versus the Cardinals. Uh, Rick, what's your thoughts? What's your thoughts? This, are this this, I think is going to be a really, really good game. Tyler Murray, as, as the girlfriend, Susan calls him the little motherfucker, that little motherfucker,
Speaker: can the dude can ruin a game for another team, his legs, his ability to grow a foot taller and make a pass. Like that dude is, but he's, he's so inconsistent. Arizona is going to be a shock and awe team. They're going to show up and they're going to ruin playoff chances for at least two teams this season. I firmly believe. Um, but Detroit is they're looking aside from last week, they look pretty good. Like um they're healthy. They're Jared Goff's doing pretty good at protecting the ball and getting the passes to, you know, St. Brown, like he needs to Montgomery Montgomery with that overtime rush that actually won me money on my prize fix and scored a touchdown in overtime to win the game two weeks ago. Like that is probably going to be the in my mind going to be the closest game all day long is going to be the Arizona Detroit game. But I think Detroit pulls it out by a field goal.
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Speaker: liions lionss I second that. I second that. Yeah. Same thing. I just feel like, man, Arizona's good, but they're also just unpredictable. And Detroit's a little more solid. um I think I just, I trust Derek golf. I love kind of Murray. I think overall he's, uh, probably a little better in certain aspects, but, uh, Derek golf, a good, uh,
Speaker: Cameron, what you, what you thinking over there? I'm gonna go Detroit. I'm gonna go with the lions. Cause my brother lives in Detroit. Gotcha. Dude, I've got a brother that lives in Detroit. Well, he lives in Farmingtonville. Yeah, my brother lives in Pontiac. My brother lives in where Where? Kernersville? Oh, OK. I live between Charlotte and Asheville. Oh, that's cool. You ain't far from me. I live in Johnson City now.
Speaker: I'm you're in Johnson City. I work in Boone. I'm closer to you than he is. Oh, yeah. I'm in North Georgia. Oh, that's cool. We're like two and a half hours apart. I used to go camp up in Avery County, and Avery County, North Carolina, which is right on the line. Elk Mountain. Yeah, I just moved here. I've always lived in Nashville. I lived in Florida for like 10 years in my 20s. But other than that, I've always lived in Nashville.
Speaker: I just, another one I think Kylo Marie, I gotta tell you, I think Kylo Marie gets too much flack and, and shit thrown at him. He's because of his size. They're all like, Oh, Kylo Marie's terrible. It's college terrible. He's just not big enough to be a, to be a NFL quarterback. He is though. Like he's not big, but he's making it work and he's doing it and he's shutting down the haters and Yeah, he's not winning playoff games to go to the Super Bowl. But for a dude who literally has been the underdog in everything in the NFL since he came in, he's got some solid wins under his belt. And I think he doesn't get enough credit for his caliber of play. He's like another Russell Wilson. Yeah. like I'm going to win. Russell Wilson was playing better, you know? I'm going to continue my my lone wolf status here.
Speaker: And I think I, you know, my, my, my brain says Detroit, my gut says the cards. I don't know what's going on with the Cardinals this year. They're playing good. Tyler Murray his is to throw away three touchdowns has always been kind of over and I said this, and I said this week one, and I said it again last week, you know, that damn, Marvin Harrison Jr. Is an absolute fucking cancer in the locker room, but Jesus Christ, can that kid fucking play?
Speaker: That kid can play. He looked crazy good last week. Why do you say he's a cancer in a locker room? With, with everything going on, ah you know, with the NIL deals, the fanatics deals, him already a rookie demanding ridiculous money and everything else. Yeah. He's got an ego that he hasn't earned yet. I mean, you were, in and I know that, and I'm going to say this as not a Michigan fan. It's a college football fan.
Speaker: And as a guy who watched the games and as a guy who's literally in the Buckeyes backyard. ah I'm sorry, but here, Marvin Harrison Jr. was mediocre in college, but got all the hype in the world because he went to Ohio State. I'm going to, as an Ohio State fan, I'm going to tell you, I can name two better receivers that came out of fucking Ohio State just in the last three years and Chris Olave and Jackson Smith and Jimba, both of them. Hands down, hands down better than Marvin Harrison Jr. And he got all the hype because of who his fucking dad is. And the fact that he was, he made what?
Speaker: four clutch plays in Ohio state games. And then wanted to, and then he, I believe he held out in a bowl game and didn't play because of the draft. Like, dude, get the fuck out of here. Chris Olave, Jackson Smith and jig, but like both of them hands down better receivers than fucking Marvin Harrison Jr. And the stats will prove it on the other end.
Speaker: So I think he's overrated, overhyped. And honestly, I hope that once the season ends, he doesn't get a big contract. I wouldn't be upset if he didn't make it in the NFL just because of the hype behind him and him being unproductive. What about it? It angers me so much. when Yeah, I saw much hype on that guy. Yeah, they love Marvin Harrison Jr.
Speaker: i'm yeah welcome his first game, they threw one pass to him that would have been for six and he dropped the fucking ball like and they were playing Buffalo. So I'm not mad that he dropped it. But at the same time, I'm like, they overhyped the fuck out of this guy. And it drives me bananas. He hit it. Richardson just threw an interception in the end zone. Damn. No way. A four yard toss pass to three Chicago defenders.
Speaker: wasn't even close to his guy. Yeah, no, like I said, you know, I, you know, his, I think Harrison Junior, uh, damn levees through a picture. Wow. And you know what? I may have to give up on the Titans after this week, uh, Derek. Oh, definitely. Me too, man. I had a feeling, man, going in here that I thought Green Bay would win. I just went with the Titans just for the hell of it. Yeah. Um,
Speaker: I know Martin Harris, a junior, you know, his college career and a couple of those like clutch plays were against cupcake schools that they were already destroying. Like you can't even call that a clutch play. You're up by 50 points. He was never there for a game winning play. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, he, he bought out last week. I'm going with the cards. I'm going to, I'm going to keep my lone wolf status and I'm going to go with the cards. Uh, let's see. What do we got here? Uh,
Speaker: I can get back in here. There we go. Ah. The. yeah The prime time game tonight. The stupid fucking Kansas City where I knew you were going to say Kansas City fuck.
Speaker: Kansas City referees versus the Atlanta Falcons because I hate the Chiefs and I already know how the outcome is going to be. They're going to win by a point because there's going to be a suspect questionable call by the shitty **** referees who play for them. I'm not going to lie, man. They baby passing my home so much. Yep. I I'm so I'm so good about Josh Allen, but I just don't see it compared to my homes.
Speaker: No, no, I don't see it on Josh Allen at all. I see it on my homes for sure. My home is is literally the untouched prodigy child of the fucking. That's right. and Like, don't touch it. You don't even look at it. Yeah, you get yeah, you you breathe on them a little too hard and they're like, I'll flag on the field roughing the passer. Travis Kelsey runs past him too fast and it's a roughing the passer call on the other team. My bad. My bones got too hot. So now I had to switch back to my laptop.
Speaker: but Jesus. So it's the Chiefs against the Falcons, huh? The Chiefs against the Falcons. I'm going Falcons. Falcons are cooking right now, um bro. You are definitely still drunk from last night. I'm going Falcons. I'm going Falcons. Kirk Cousins going into Kansas City, or no, actually they're playing in Georgia. They're playing in Atlanta. That's why I'm not going anywhere near downtown today.
Speaker: Yeah, they're in Atlanta today or tonight. You know what? I might still be drunk for last night, but I'm calling it the Falcons and the Kirk Cousins Express. Woo, woo. Let's go, baby. He drinks too much. Why don't you cut your clothes on, bro? Definitely Patrick Mahomes, man. Those refs.
Speaker: The Kansas City officials. That's what he's saying. yeah The Kansas City refs. You know what? I'm not going to leave you hanging out there by yourself. Atlanta's got the weapons. They've got Drake London. They've got Kyle Pitts. They've got fucking Bijon. Like Atlanta has the offensive weapons all day long. And now they've got the veteran leadership of a quarterback who has proven that he is just good enough to get you fired as a head coach. um In Kirk Cousins, I really got to go.
Speaker: I think the Falcons pull it out by three tonight. spring time i
Speaker: I think there's, there's too much going on in the Kansas city locker room. Isaiah Pacheco's out. He is on IR. That's their whole run game right there. Travis Kelsey has been everything except productive this season. He had 1 .1 fantasy points last week. Come on. Mahoney has three touchdowns today.
Speaker: the hold for six My homes has just as many journals as he does touchdowns this year. um i can't I have i Atlanta by three Atlanta wins by field goal.
Speaker: and Mahoney's rushes for 200 yards. No way. Mahoney hasn't rose for 200 yards. Who the fuck are you kidding? He rushes. Bones to the entire fucking cheerleading squad in the locker room bangs them all and comes back to win in the second half.
Speaker: bonehead decisions we have who you got fact that c j straut has point zero eight fantasy point um no you know we know we cannot because i have him starting and two leagues so we know we can I'm go with the Atlanta bandwagon. Um I'm just not filling the chiefs man. I **** hate the chiefs. I hate the rivals but I mean II have a bigger beef with **** um We're all just tired of my home's winning. Yes. we permanent same thing and i would say i care about him I don't care about them winning as much as they just baby him. And I'm like, be equal across the board. Yeah. I'm like, man, be equal across the board. Like if you're going to call those, um bring those, uh, penalties on these defenses against my home, then call them on everybody else on other quarterbacks. Yup.
Speaker: the officiating in the NFL this year has been everything except consistent across all games. Like if you remember the first game, Baltimore blade, they had that lineup penalty on the line of scrimmage three times. yeah Oh man. Over and over. That penalty hasn't been called again since that weekend. That's right. Nobody's right. It again, because I mean, it was by hair. Yeah. Yeah. it was like that was dying you Come on.
Speaker: Right. It was another penalty all season long yet. So, yeah, it was both. It was bullshit. The lack of consistency in the NFL officiating and the fact that that is deciding games like it did last weekend for sure. The miss touchdown in the end zone last weekend. If anybody saw that where he was clearly in bounds, um, like it's just,
Speaker: You can't leave the game up to the fucking officials. Yeah. 100 percent. And they do it all the time. You know, teams like Kansas City. Yeah. ah And then, yeah, and that's the thing. You know, that's that's um that's the unfortunate factor. And it you know, every one thing, if it was like.
Speaker: just ah Just a handful of people that were saying this every week, but literally everybody is saying. It's 80 % of the NFL fans every week. when you When you play the Chiefs, you have to play the refs. And it's ridiculous how much the refs get in and factor the outcome of a Kansas City game. Week in and week out. And it's been happening for the last few years. it's It's disgusting. And that's what I said. I would love to see, like,
Speaker: i would love to say paul zero yeah I would love to see a team like bring a guy off the practice squad, put him on the line, just call it all out blitz and tell him we don't care if the ball's out of Patrick pro's hands. Fucking hit him in the kneecap as hard as you can destroy him. Not that I ever want to see anybody get hurt, but fucking destroy him. You know, like absolutely destroy that son of a bitch. will take If you're going to get the penalty, make it a fucking penalty.
Speaker: Yeah, like don't get a penalty because you fucking shoulder bumped him as you ran past him. That's not a problem. It goes up 17 zero because. Yeah. Thank you. Baker may feel killing me right now, killing me right now on my prize picks. Oh, he's about to cost me 265 fucking dollars. Oh, my God. That I could win. I can get some points on a board. yeah I won't lose any.
Speaker: All right. What is there one other game Monday night or is that month? Well, there's another game Monday night. There's the bang. Game two. And then we have Thursday night's game as well. Uh, game two on Monday night is, uh, Washington commanders, Redskins football team, whatever they're calling themselves this year versus the Cincinnati Bengals. Uh, what's, what's, what's your thoughts over there, Derek? What's your thing? Gotta be the bangles.
Speaker: My, my God, Joey burrows going to handle business guy. He says, I can't help it, man. He's good, man. I like number four touchdowns. Yeah, he's right. Now, he's getting five. Don't don't tell him short five. Now that he's got the Slim Shady hair. Yeah, I was going to say, I was going to say, I know, right? I was like, what's going on out there? Yeah. You mean, you mean the love child of Vanilla Ice and Slim Shady? Vanilla Shady over here. Yeah. Yeah. No, but yeah, they just they got the weapons. You know what I mean? So and the commanders is just.
Speaker: And the commanders are just, you know, a whole mess going on over there. I think that commanders have showed some ah some improvement and some promise, you know, like for the future, but just not right now. Yeah, they' they're definitely trying to do. They're heading in the right direction in the next year or two. Who's even their quarterback?
Speaker: a what's his name that's a good question So here's a fact that commanders have scored on 58 % of their drives in the end of the NFL. Yeah, rookie Jaden Daniels. There you go, Jaden Daniels.
Speaker: touch Yeah, he I mean, he's not playing bad. He's not playing bad ball. um I'll get into my a little spiel here in a second. Uh, what you thinking cam Bengals Bengals or the commanders? What you think buddy? Bengals Yeah, no, okay No, you got mad at that but Yeah, what you got Rick who got You know, I don't, I don't know. Uh, I don't know that I would touch this game with a 10 foot pole because the bangles are so inconsistent this year. And Washington with Jane Daniels is still so unproven with what they're, they're capable of or not capable of for that matter. Um, I think that's going to be a,
Speaker: a shootout game, and but I think that I hate to say, I think the bangles do it, but I don't think it's in the dominant fashion. Like they did a couple of years ago when, before Joey burrow got constantly hurt where they were putting 30, 40 points. I don't think that happens. Um, T Higgins is back on Monday night. They just announced he will be back playing Monday night. So that's going to be a huge help for Joe burrow. And I think that's, that's going to be the deciding factor is how much he's a factor in the game.
Speaker: we got the got the bingles for it. Got the bingles. What's the other guy on the bills and who? Jaguars. Uh bills and Jaguars on Monday night. Didn't we talk about this earlier though? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We didn't make it. Yeah, we made picks. Uh I got I I loathed it and said that the Jags are going to upset the bills. You guys all free pick the bills.
Speaker: ah Yeah. He just didn't yell free touchdowns for Trevor Lawrence on that one. Right, right, right. I'm going to give Trevor Lawrence one touchdown and it's and ETN is going to do the rest of the work.
Speaker: projections this
Speaker: I'm sitting here dude. I got this goddamn Cleveland Browns game on and I swear to um Only, only, only the Cleveland Browns can make the Giants look good. You said that already. I know. And I'm going to continue to say it because the the Giants have had the ball. I'm a possession. They had the ball. Double what Cleveland has had and they look freaking good while they're on the field.
Speaker: um there I just can't believe that Minnesota is beating Houston so fucking bad right now. It is no doubt dominating. What's the Thursday game? Because I got to roll out and go to this birthday party. or we got I know and it is on a Sunday. Somebody needs to be slapped in the head. It's a it's a child. it's ah It's a six year old. age yeah It's my son's cousin. oh no I'm going with the Bengals in that game as well. They seem to be clicking from week one to yet last week. Thursday night is the Cowboys and the Giants. Who you got there? You know what's crazy? You know what's crazy about that is like, don't the Giants always upset the Cowboys or is it vice versa? I don't know that one. I'm not sure. They played today and then they played Thursday.
Speaker: I'd have to look into your week though. And I feel like Dak Prescott is not good in prime time. I'm going to go, uh, I'm going to go with the giants on Thursday night. Giants on Thursday night. Yeah, because the Cowboys, I think they're, I think they're going to pull it off. I think we'll see a Dak Prescott that, you know, was one of those throw two or three interceptions in the game.
Speaker: Three tuddies to the other team, three tuddies to the other team, three pick sixes, Daniel Jones throws for five touchdowns. have know so rushes for one fence The Giants are going to put it on the Cowboys on Thursday. That's right, man, be about 67 to three. I'm in my prediction.
Speaker: I don't think anybody in America would be mad if the Cowboys got beat 66 to three by the Tigers. Not at all. Absolutely fucking right. I think everybody. I'm gonna catch y 'all next week. Have a good Sunday. Have a good week. We'll see you next week. Yeah, man. Appreciate y 'all having me on here. You know what I'm saying? Absolutely. Alright, man. See y 'all. See you later, man. Later.
Speaker: ah Uh, Cam, what's your thoughts on in the Thursday night game? Giants Cowboys. I'm gonna go Cowboys. I just, I don't think the giants are going to have a good year. I don't think they'll be positive. I think they're going to be pretty trash.
Speaker: by around Yeah. That got his big money deal. He's like, huh? Like that AI press conference. Don't give a fuck. I got my money. What do you, what do you want from me? Right. Uh,
Speaker: bar bad that he's leading the Cowboys as well. ah What's your what's your thoughts, Rick? I gotta I gotta go Dallas. I think that Dallas is going to beat Baltimore today and it's going to put them on a little bit of ah not a little bit of a like a high point and they're going to go into New Jersey and. um They're going to beat i mean Daniel Jones. I I just I just. You've got neighbors and you've got Singletary. But then you've got Daniel Jones and he is.
Speaker: He's almost a Zach Wilson level, like He is definitely a huge. I hate it because Brian Dable did so good when he was with Buffalo, but to go to the Giants and be handed such a shit sandwich and forced to take a bite of it, it's making him look atrocious as a coach. And I don't think he's a bad coach. I think he was put into a bad situation. And I think that they're still building and they're not there yet. So I think Dallas takes it by 14, honestly.
Speaker: Yeah, because in New Jersey and beat some by 14th. Well, I do got to say the Cleveland Browns are doing a fantastic job of making Daniel Jones look like the next Tom Brady currently. So I mean, I'll tell you what, though. I'm watching this ah this ah Chicago. They keep the big highlight is the Chicago indie game. Chicago's defense is just
Speaker: destroying all, but Indies defense has put Kayla Williams on the ground at least three times already. This game is not even halftime. Like Williams has been sacked three times at least. And it's not even halftime. So I really saw walk since beens get their shit together. Yeah. Sean Watson has been sacked like four or five times already by the giants defense Thursday night. I'm also going to go with the Cowboys. Uh,
Speaker: yeah Unfortunately, yeah, the Giants just, I see what they're doing. I respect what the Giants are doing. They're definitely building for the future. They're just not quite there yet.
Speaker: um
Speaker: You know, but it's going to be the Cowboys in in New Jersey. um but it did This is this is this is just this is just bad, man. This is just bad. I mean, like the Browns are seriously like this should have been a give me game. They should have walked in. They should already be up by 21 points. They're going to be seven and all over the fucking Titans right now. Yeah, it's it's seven to seven. We're almost at halftime of the Cleveland game. It's just like I this this damn Cleveland Browns team, man, like
Speaker: I've been a fan my whole life and, and every season I say the same thing. I need to find a new team. You're still, listen, you can, you can be mad at the Browns right now and everything like that. They're still, they're still not as bad as the season where Bud Light was offering free beers. If they didn't win a single, mean but and well no they they offered when they, it was after their own 16 season, and they offered free beer.
Speaker: Uh, when Cleveland won a game, so all the bars in Cleveland, they had these big Bud light coolers and they had chains on them. And when Cleveland finally won a game, and I think it was like four games deep into the next season. And then they, they made a whole big spectacle in the bars and they come up with, they were like, Oh, in 18, didn't they? Yeah, something like that. And that was, that was Bakes first season. Or was that the last season before they got Baker? No, that was before Baker. Okay. But, uh,
Speaker: Yeah. You can't you can't flop on the fucking Browns right now. I can't let you do that because they're still a good team. They're just really struggling to find it. And buy it's just something I joke around about because the Browns make me mad sometimes and dumb bounded at the fact that the Broncos are up 17 nothing over Baker may fill the Buccaneers and Baker has 35 fucking passing yards.
Speaker: I cannot believe how much Denver's defense is just beating the brakes off of Tampa Bay right now. I tell you what's going to be a good game and that's it's actually a college game but Georgia and Alabama. Alabama is nothing this year. That's going to be a good one. Now they lost Nick Saban, they're nothing.
Speaker: I well, I called it a few years back. I said when college football goes to a true playoff system, Alabama and the SEC will be a non factor. They will be proven to be the frauds that they are. They'll be proven that they were handed championship after championship.
Speaker: Uh, they made it, they put a stat out last night. I was, earlier yesterday I was watching the Michigan game. Uh, the big 10 has the most teams in the top 25 right now ranked out of every conference. And we have seven schools that are ranked in the top 25.
Speaker: ah This playoff system is going to prove that the SEC is not the powerhouse that everybody in the South thinks they are. They've never been the powerhouse that everybody thinks they are when you're handed when you are literally handed championships year after year after year. Didn't that's how you get that reputation, but nobody earned any championships in the SEC. How many damn national championship games do we see between two SEC schools because the committee had majority vote from ESPN and guess who's in bed with the SEC? ESPN. So they get the majority vote. I hate that the playoffs get voted on in college football. I hate it. Well, they don't now there's no there's no committee anymore. This is this is this is pure rankings. This is just like the NFL. Yeah, but even the rankings are fucking stupid.
Speaker: But breakkings are incredibly if you have a bye week, like OK, so who did who did Georgia play yesterday? I don't even remember, but they're number one in the nation, right? Texas. One in dominant fashion. They're going to go to number one because Georgia might not have played a team of the caliber of the Texas beat and it's just stupid. Yeah, Texas, you're going to lose spots. Yeah, Texas is number one. Georgia's number two. That was one end of the week.
Speaker: ah Ohio State is three. So I don't think I don't think I don't think the rankings will change this week. I think it'll stay the same 1 -2 -3. Texas definitely deserves to be number one in my opinion. hi I agree 100 % with that. You know, it's like everybody giving me shit because Michigan lost to Texas and I was like I called that shit last year when the schedule came out. I said Michigan was going to lose to Texas this year. yeah and And that was even before. And that's before you and and
Speaker: I was glad that Washington somehow managed to beat him in the playoffs last year. Because I said last year, if Michigan had to play Texas in the in the in the championship, as good as Michigan was, it it would have been a really tight game. It would have been a good game. But I think Michigan would have lost that national championship to to Texas. They still won't let him do it. they Texas is ah is a solid program, and and they've stayed solid.
Speaker: But, um, real quick before, before we get out of here for today, I want to run down, we'll give you guys a score updates. Uh, the giants are, are leading the Browns 14 to seven. Um, I fucking hate to Sean Watson with a passion. He's garbage. Get them out of here. Uh, the chargers are leading the Steelers 10 to seven, but the Steelers are driving. They are moving there. They are in field goal range.
Speaker: The Packers are in the red zone. Currently they're leading the Titans 17 to 7. Chicago is in the red zone. It is 7 nothing in Indy currently. that was our man say They refused to let Caleb Williams throw a touchdown pass. They refused to let him do it. It's a yeah first and goal. Yeah, they just got that first down. Yeah, Houston is getting currently Molly waft.
Speaker: by the Vikings. It is 14 to nothing. And I will say that I am on an Island all alone, picking the Vikings, uh, the saints are up three to nothing on the Eagles. Let's go saints. Eagles are driving. Eagles are driving. Yeah. And we've talked about this, the damn Tampa Bay Broncos game, uh, Tampa Bay and Denver. Put one in for the end. No, no. They got a second and goal.
Speaker: Yeah. And it's a second and goal. They are in the, they are on the goal line. So we'll see if Tampa can get in there. Uh, maybe they'll finally, they did have a penalty, a false start five yard penalty. So, um, there's your score updates. Uh, we're going to get ready and bounce out of here. Enjoy your guys to Sunday. Enjoy your football. Uh, hopefully, uh, cam, maybe your team will get a win today. Uh, you got to wait until tomorrow, Rick, and I'm going to,
Speaker: sit here and and and and curse the name of Deshaun Watson and the Cleveland Browns because I can't believe that they're making the the fucking Giants look good right now. I'm trying to find something real quick before we go. okay so this is This is just mind boggling to me. Malik Nabars is a dog. You're not wrong, Ted. Malik Nabars is a fucking dog. he he He is an animal and in it's just, geez Louise, man.
Speaker: Yeah, but notice he by your absolutely like neighbors is absolute sale dog. dog. he Appreciate y 'all being here. Thanks for hanging out. Thanks for watching. I know you're looking something up, so I'm just going to appreciate y 'all being here, please. I got it now. You ready? Okay, what you got? Tampa did score, by the way. Hold on, you got to turn your background noise off. I can't hear or on i can't hear anything. Nobody can hear anything.
Speaker: ah
Speaker: There you go.
Speaker: Got to give you the bills for my outing. ah Bills are making it happen now. Nice. Give us the spot. Come on. Give us the first down you sons of bitches. We're in a four box window right now on Red Zone. Four box. Yeah. Man oh man. yes Yeah. But, uh, Tampa Bay did just score. So it is now seven to 17. So here here we go. Here we go. Tampa. They're not done yet. They're coming back. yeah
Speaker: the fucking scores We appreciate y 'all listening. We appreciate y 'all hanging out with us in the chatters box. Uh, Oh Jesus. And Deshaun Watson just fumbled the fucking football they stand an interception.
Speaker: Oh, it's a study. No shit to Godwin. Like I said, bro, I'm late. I know. But dude, you cannot count Tampa out with Evans and Godwin in the fucking receiving court. You can't. too I quit. I give up on this. I mean, goddamn Browns. I'm done. um I'm done. I'm going. It is half the week. Yeah.
Speaker: It is halftime. The charges are up 10 seven on the Steelers. I think that was, I think the way that this timed out, by the way, on this show, this particular show starting a little late, I think going to the halftime of the early window games, I think was about a great time. Um, a timeframe to run the show. Cause we get to talk a little bit about the games that are going on, make picks, discuss who's looking good. Who's not then halftime hits. This show ends halftime shows on everybody gets a party break, beer break, food break, whatever.
Speaker: and now you get the second half of your sunday to enjoy in the eleven do things what so got next here car boysers i'm out lady sham well panthers it said come on brownie's get it together and go bills yeah Go Bills, go Panthers, go Titans, go fucking Giants, I guess. All right. I can't do that. I'm sorry. I can't get on board with that one. It's not even halftime yet. okay Everything will be fine, Blake. Everything will be fine. Dude, Chicago can not find the fucking end zone. everything Everything will work out. The Browns will win this game. I still i really am still drunk from last night, apparently.
Speaker: We'll catch time. Let's go baby. hey Thanks for having me on. Thanks for having me on today. I appreciate it. Yeah, man. You're welcome to anytime next Sunday with the kids though. I'll have children here. That's all right. The kids are here and me hanging out. cash is everywhere talking on these leg yeah ah But ah appreciate everybody watching. Appreciate everybody coming in. Shout out to the panel. Derek, Rick, Cam. I appreciate you guys being here. Thank you guys. We will see you guys next Sunday.
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