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Speaker: What's up, everyone? How are you doing? I am Steven Jarvis, and with me tonight is Glick. Glick, what are we talking about today, man? What up, bitches? We... what are we doing? Oh, yeah, we're talking car chases and movies, man. I guess some of our favorites. Yeah, I mean, I'm down for anyone. That sounds kind of weird.
Speaker: But who am I to judge? Max on facts. You do you, boo. But we got something interesting. We're part of a network where we have a show for every night and a show for every person. Mondays, we have men men caring for men. I almost said men kissing men again. Men caring for men. It's the men's men's show. Hey, it's June. and It's Pride Month. but'll Go for It's a men's mental health show where we get down to the deep issues of men who deal with mental health issues. Tuesday is Jeff's garage where Jeff, you know, he sits in his garage. He talks about fixing cars, talks about very interesting things. Some of us thinks it's interesting. Other people don't.
Speaker: Wednesday, we have what the fuck news news that makes you go, what the fuck? Thursday is talking shit with Mark and Brian their pop culture phenomenon as they like to call themselves, I guess Friday is Glick's house of music or This is how you know, if it's gonna be a Glick's house of music on Fridays if he has a guest Right now that's that's happening
Speaker: quite frequently. I'm starting to pile up some guests. I'm excited about that. I can't wait for the next one. Saturday is the flagship show. Nonsensical nonsense, the open door challenge, the free for all of all free for all. And Sunday, we end it with, you know, this show. Some some Jarvis guy. I don't even know who he is. I don't know mark and Brian said He's a charity case. Just put him on the network and let him be on a couple shows. They're making feel good about himself fuck you go And also if you want to look for our social medias go to bio ah link slash nonsensical network God, it's so weird being the host of a show actually and having Glick be like the fucking on the other side of this this is really weird and
Speaker: yeah that is where Social medias are you can check us out on all our social medias where you will find a new and improved clip section That's right. You will see some of our zaniest funniest It's kind of like Batman the TV series back in the olden days with the boom biff pow zap, but it's just us being nonsensical so working reels I'm working on clips and reels as we speak. I have will not I have so far pulled clips from each of the Clicks House of Musics, a couple interviews just like local snippets and I got to go through and and I encourage all of you guys from any of the other shows if there's a clip that you like to get your own clip. I'm still looking. I found a few. I really liked the interview I did.
Speaker: last sunday with rock lee that one that one by far on my own has been my favorite one yeah like i said just clip whatever you want to clip from any of your shows or any of those shows for that matter but there is a part in a show that you like that that that you that made you laugh or whatever just clip it and send it to me and i'll get it up on the social medias so see he'll be bitching at us next saturday when he's like i already do too much for the show for the network i've learned i can only count on myself and half the time i can barely do that so motherfu but so we are talking about car our favorite car chase films slash the genre in
Speaker: American film history. We're even gonna go with Australian chase films, which they had a very few, but they were still pretty good. The Italians even had some. So Glick, let's have you start this off since, you know, you're in the, you're the Spock to my captain Kirk.
Speaker: a okay Where's my where's my videos at? I don't know. You know, ah just because I'm childish and I'm immature, I kind of and we'll go animated right off the rip, but cars. Oh, yeah. And essentially, you know, even when, well, hell, what was it? The third one when they were international and and tow Mater was a was a spy.
Speaker: There was car chases in that. Have you ever seen the light? No, the third one was the one where they dealt with Lightning McQueen getting old. And they had all the ah futuristic ones. But no, the one you're thinking about is the second one. That's the one that they have where the guy is trying to get every one of them to use our alternative fuel. Yeah, the alternative. Yeah, they thought Mater was was a spy.
Speaker: But no, I mean, any of the Cars movies, like I said, either they're animated and they're cartoons, but there's a lot of yeah i mean you know car chases, racing, whatever you want to say. ah And I enjoy those movies. I enjoy the Cars movies even even now. Oh, yeah, they're great. I mean, we're actually supposedly supposed to be getting a Cars 4 movie soon.
Speaker: just like we're getting another Toy Story movie. Yeah, I heard that. And Shrek is getting a new movie as well. Yeah, it's interesting how they're like, well, we'll wait a few more years and then we'll, we'll spring a new one on you guys. So car cars is very good. I, I think when they first started the whole franchise off, It, it was actually pretty smart how they did it. And then of course with the third one with lightning McQueen getting age passing him by all the new young cars are, you know, faster than him. And he finally realizes that, you know what? I want to go out on my own terms. Yeah. And, you know, it's sad how they did it.
Speaker: But they kind of did like what happened to Doc Hudson and how Hudson wasn't able to say his goodbyes the way he wanted to. And you know, a Paul Newman, whoever knew that, you know, that would have been his last role in the very first car movies as Doc Hudson, you know, a very underrated role of his, in my opinion, but still very, very fun role. I think it was animated movies, you know, and everybody kind of has has fun doing them, you know, the actors and stuff like that. But I think I'm going to have to go with one that I know will drive Glick wild. Um, and that's bullet. I told you, Mark and Brian, I told you number one, right out the gate.
Speaker: We all know you love that. We all know you love that movie. But you know what? That was one of those movies that um kind it it basically set the precedent for car chases. What's the actor's name? Steve McQueen. Yeah, Steve McQueen. They credited his his actual ability of driving a car and handling a car ah to that what led to the success of that that that movie and that scene or at the scenes, whatever. um But the fact that he was actually driving the car, his ability to to to handle a vehicle,
Speaker: And you know, so you can't I mean if we're gonna talk car chases You gotta have that movie in there. I know it's one of your favorites because you bring that movie lot but Well, not only that but uh a little unknown fact that when the movie was first pitched To him there was no car chase There was none of that and Steve McQueen literally went up there and said okay if you want my if you want me to star in your film one you have to have a car chase and to The car chase is going to save this movie because the story was boring. It really is. And that's what happened with a lot of those films back in that day. I mean, yeah the original gone 60 seconds vanishing point. They didn't really have much of a point in where the story was going. But I mean, really, we're not watching those movies because we want to see, you know, Steve McQueen's gracious gratuitous acting skills. We want to see that Mustang against the charger.
Speaker: And, you know, another little unknown fact, McQueen didn't do all the driving during that scene. And you can pretty much tell when Steve McQueen's behind the wheel during that whole car chase. whenever the wheels up Whenever the window is up, it's a stunt man. Whenever the window is down, it's Steve McQueen. Kind of like in The Great Escape, Steve McQueen didn't do all the, he did nothing with the whole bike jump scene in The Great Escape. That was all his, his buddy who was another stunt man. And that's the thing. A lot of those actors back in the day got their start being stuntmen. Yeah, exactly. There was a lot of, uh, what fucking dog. Um, well, a lot of, you know, it was it was just different back in the day with actors and stuff like that. So.
Speaker: And that's the other thing, you know, ah really cool to see a former stuntman being an action movie too, because they're going to do all their own shit. yeah hey You know, I mean, and and that's the thing that made bullets so great is that Bill Hickman, who is the one behind the wheel of the charger, hits a camera and then Steve McQueen during one of the parts where he is actually driving almost hits the same car, but stops. Quick throws it in reverse does the best backwards burnout and just keeps going. And the funny thing is they actually had to slow the charger down because the Mustang could not keep up with it. Which I don't remember the engine probably was before the 302 boss motor, but they literally had to upgrade the hell out of the Ford Mustang in order for it to even keep up with the charger. and theyre
Speaker: They did a behind the scenes thing one time and they actually talked to Steve McQueen and Bill Hickman and you heard McQueen talk to Hickman and said, you know, hey, I know you want to push that gas a little bit, but just know every now and then I'm in this car. You got to slow down a bit. but um Yeah. ah yeah that's that's Jeff territory, you know, talking about upgraded and boosted at edge it and I'm like, yeah, yeah, sure. Okay. If you say so. What's going on? How are you doing? Happy Sunday.
Speaker: Ah, your next one, Glick. Alright, so I don't know if this counts or not, but
Speaker: Tombstone after they kill the Earp's wider brothers and he's chasing down all the bad guys And there's that scene with the where they're where they're running them down with the horse technically they're mustangs I mean, I'll allow it. I'll allow it have the side ah No, um, you know, you know, I gotta say You know movies that I've seen and and an old movie that I really loved, and I'm not so fond of the but the remakes or the continuations or whatever, but Mad Max with Mel Gibson back in the day. I mean, most apocalyptic Armageddon, badass cars and trucks and.
Speaker: ah So, yeah, I mean, the original like Mad Max movies, I guess you could throw in the new ones, but, you know, speaking personally and personal preference, I thought the Mad Max, you know, it was all futuristic and it was just really cool to see, especially, ah you know, being a fan of an action movie. um Just. And I think that's what makes a car chase for me in a movie is just a fun factor when you're watching it. Like this is really cool. Like I want to get in one of those cars and just haul balls through the desert. You know, I want to strap somebody to the front of my truck and just go balls to the wall through the desert or something and chase down to their car. Which which Mad Max movie was your favorite? Oh, probably the original one. The very first one.
Speaker: Yeah, let's go. I love when he gets the, uh, when he gets the car that he would be well known for in the first one, because the second one here in America, we can't call it Mad Max. We got to call it the road warrior yeah road ho here because the first Mad Max movie, America wasn't really ready for the accent and it bombed. here in the States, which was interesting because it's like, well, it's a car movie. Who cares about the people talking? and Yeah, no, exactly. I mean, it's such a dumb reason to to get to get get get all up in your feelings. You're going to be bad about an accent. Just enjoy the fucking movie and shut up. But I mean, I mean, God, the very first one, what they did to that poor man by running down his wife and kid
Speaker: And then it's like, Hey, you're still a cop. It's like at that point I'm taking that badge and I'm going like, here's my badge. I'm taking my car. And he takes that sexy car with the police interceptor motor in it. And, Oh, just the noise of that fucking them, the purr of that car. God damn interceptor. I don't know much about much, but I know that interceptor is a nasty fucking motor. Yeah. Um,
Speaker: can't yeah go wrong I'm actually sharing out your show. So that's why I'm a little bit distracted here. No, you're good I I shared it to the main page on Facebook I shared it to my shit and then after that I was just like well Netflix or Netflix Instagram and tick -tock are so stupid with that shit. It's like They should make it to where If you have your stuff connected to that, as soon as you say, hey, I'm going live at this time, then it does something. Okay. Hey, tick tock Instagram. I know I'm doing your job for you, but you know, well, you have to, you know, the downside, the downside, totally off subject, but the downside to,
Speaker: um
Speaker: Instagram and and and and tick tock to go live from like StreamYard you have to go into portrait mode So you're yeah andle box instead of the landscape mode and in all honesty I think the portrait that's the only reason I don't have tick tock or Instagram hooked up because I don't like the portrait mode I think it's yeah I think it's a terrible look and ah It doesn't do the live podcast justice so I just keep it the way I do and then you know, I can share it out on the in our Instagram story and and stuff like that. So But nonetheless totally off topic topic and stuff, but oh Yeah, but I love the action scenes in the car scenes and and and the Mad Max movies the original ones like I said with Mel Gibson i thought They need to bring him back
Speaker: I think getting an old Mad Max movie would be pretty badass. Yeah, it would probably be pretty cool to see him return, but... Tom Hardy did a damn good job though. i don't know I'm not feeling the previews from this new one. Oh, Forosa. Yeah. Yeah. and the The critics aren't liking it either. And I'm not one that usually follows what a critic says, but yeah, I liked Fury Road, but I mean, at the same part, it's like. For me, there's only one Mad Max. It's Mel Gibson. I know a lot of people are like, Hey, Tom Hardy didn't do a bad job. He didn't.
Speaker: he's he was really good he also did really good as bane but still you know there's only so much of i am the darkness yeah it's just just and and the previews that i've seen uh yeah i'm not feeling uh helmsworth old thor in this movie at all yeah i just want to i don't know what it is i just want to punch him in the head
Speaker: ah But well, yeah, that's the thing, you know, like I know someone was like, hey, Steven, you know, they're doing a Beverly Hills Cop for on Netflix. And I'm just like, I'm like, OK, I like Beverly Hills Cop. But it's like at the same time, it's like you guys kind of missed your mark in the era of when Beverly Hills Cop would have really worked compared to now. But I I mean, they brought back Billy. They brought back the old guy. I'm actually I'm actually kinda I'm actually I'm actually kind of digging it I'm looking forward to this motherfucker in his goddamn green screen he buys me a green screen expecting me that I'm going to use it it I have nowhere to put it my wife is using the spare bedroom you jackass I've told you this how many times Brian shove it up your ass and also I'm on
Speaker: ah Chrome so yeah, I'm able to actually have kind of a background or virtual whatever you want to call it because on ah Edge it won't allow me to do that because it's stupid yeah but ah Yeah, Mad Max I'd that was a very good one Glick. I truly do dig that one I'm gonna have to go Dirty Mary Crazy Larry
Speaker: I don't think I've ever even heard of that, ah let alone seen it. Hey, Benji, California doesn't allow cops to do anything nowadays. So it'd be a facts on facts. Yeah. ah Beverly Hills cop for return to California. Two minutes in the end. i'm that Like I said, you know, I'm i'll excited for it, but, ah you know, that's more of a nostalgia thing for me. Yeah. um
Speaker: It is going to be one of those movies where, you know, take it for what it is. I'm not expecting like it to live up to the first three. I mean, now but I still think it'll be a fun movie to to finally see. ah Them do something with again. Oh, definitely. I mean. We're even getting a Lethal Weapon 5 movie, which I'm i'm excited for, it but at the same time, just like Glick said, nostalgia purposes. um But with 30 Mary Crazy Larry, this is Peter Fonda and Susan George driving around in a, if I remember right, it was a Dodge Charger and it had the sickest ending
Speaker: where they think they've escaped. and And out of nowhere, Train just comes by, kills him and. Spoiler alert. Dude, it's literally it's it's like vanishing point, but instead of fucking him just driving into something, it's just like, oh, hey, we made it. Yay. Giggle, giggle, train. Yeah. What's going on? there but ah ah yeah you Like I said, I've never heard of that movie. Was that like a 70s movies? Yes. This was probably piggybacking off the whole easy rider. Peter Fonda type character. I mean. so It's one of those movies where Peter Fonda says some fucked up shit about what he wants to do to Susan George's character. I mean, he literally says he wants to break every bone in her crotch.
Speaker: And it's just like, uh, he's either Peter Fonda, we know you're easy rider, but you know, uh, cool your jets, bro. And like, it's a bit aggressive. Yeah. Like whoever hood Ross, how are you doing, bud? hurry was
Speaker: um But no, I mean, it's, it's another one of those car chase films where just when it gets to the good part, it ends. a So I think it's vanishing point before actually I think dirty Mary crazy Larry was after oh my god mark and Brian are in the building Damn I've hung out with them all day today. That is a shock even for me on a Sunday boys. I Love you guys. I love everyone that's watching. Thank you so much um Go ahead book. Yeah now
Speaker: Hootie I gotta talk to you man about Friday nights, by the way, I want to get you on the Friday night show brother. like Um, yeah, like I said Never heard of it. So, you know, but What about horror movies man like, ah you know, we're talking car chases I'm thinking of ah remember the first jeepers creepers movie Yeah yeah i that That movie that truck is is so yeah has become
Speaker: so iconic in the horror world. I mean it's that the and this is a vehicle. This truck is almost as scary as your Michael Myers, your Freddy Krueger's, your Jason Voorhees, you know not even to mention the creeper but just the truck itself. I mean you see that truck or you see a truck like that now and it's just like Oh, nope, I'm good. but ah Riz, good option, the car. That's another good one. But no, Jeepers Creepers was act and if anyone hasn't seen the movie, which was a TV movie back in the day, it's kind of a homage with the beginning to a film called Duel.
Speaker: which was Steven Spielberg, where a truck is chasing after, well, the semi, is chasing after Dennis Weaver's character who is trying to pretty much get away from it. And Jeepers Creepers, kind of that truck, as you said, although by the third movie, evidently the truck is remote controlled and some creature that's only allowed to feast for one day has figured out electronically making his vehicle really fucking badass. Look The movie kind of went out the rails a little bit but not and I said specifically the first movie because you know You get that introduction and that was basically Most of the movie was him chasing them in their car and and and in the truck ah You know, so I don't know I liked it it was it was enjoyable But I mean there's so many horror movies like that that are you know, kind of like that out there, you know joyride
Speaker: um one on ye ah i Mean come on you can't be mad at people that are scratching their fucking heads by the third movie going like okay He chased after a boss the third movie which the second movie was set up perfectly in the ending where you actually had the guy defeat the creeper and by the third movie you're like, oh he's they're coming back, you know, and then it's just pretty much jeepers creepers takes on the role of the undertaker with toys and
Speaker: Basically, um, but yeah I mean jeepers creepers is a great movie um I have to go with the car the car is of oh It's one of those nostalgia movies it has James Brolin who is an amazing actor in this film. It's another movie where it's pretty much They don't know who's driving this car and the car ends up being evil because evidently cars can get possessed by the devil. Oh no, the whole concept behind Christine. Yeah, but Christine was better. I mean, let's be honest. I mean, teach their own, I guess. You didn't like Christine, really. I'm not ah I'm not a big Stephen King fan. ah That was John Carpenter.
Speaker: I thought that was a Stephen King book. It was a book by Stephen King, but John Carpenter made the movie. Yeah, Stephen King doesn't make the movies. But but yeah, I know there's just other Stephen King movies out there that are better. I mean, I love sometimes they come back. I know it's an underrated or a lot of people don't like it, but I liked it. ah Oh. Again, I enjoy this movie. seriously overrated and seriously overhyped. Speaking of Stephen King, maximum overdrive. Oh, that's a great movie. yeah I that is a great. Yeah, I mean, it it is kind of really fucking campy. But for a Stephen King movie, I mean, you have ACDC, you literally have their van on the bridge. And then you have the Green Goblin.
Speaker: which I actually, the guy that actually restored that truck is on Facebook. I would love to get him on one of the podcasts. There is not a Twisted Metal movie yet, but I think if the show keeps going really good on Peacock the way it is, I think it would be a very, very good possibility that we do get a Twisted Metal movie and maybe some more games, because let's be honest, Twisted Metal, if they ever came out with the new game, I would be on that shit like light whatever shit is on. Like flies on shit? Yeah, there we go. Smokey and the Bandit. Yeah, Brian, there we go.
Speaker: um
Speaker: Low key, very, very good movie. um It's just I feel in the whole realm of car chase films, it gets a little overhyped. Yeah, I'm not the I'm not the biggest fan of smoking in the bandit. I know Jeff and I just kind of went rounds about this the other day. He was a little upset with me. It's not bad, but I mean, it's it's another trucker movie. Mm hmm. Um. but baby driver would home Baby driver was great, the Italian job. ah
Speaker: um
Speaker: it is just There's a ton of movies out there, but ah you know just speaking personal preferences at the end of the day, OJ said. Good God, Mark. The juice is loose. I haven't made it for a good Hollywood movie, just saying. Or at least TV movie, maybe. yeah that That was good, Mark. ah No, um I mean, Smokey and the Bandit was, for its time, was a great movie. ah Burt Reynolds could have probably done a little bit better of a movie.
Speaker: because at that point he was still a rising star, but he chose to do that movie, which kind of hampered his whole career where he would be just type cast as, you know, the country boy. um It would be a slasher film. OJ. Just when you thought it was safe to be an ex -boy. No, I'm not gonna even go with that joke. ah
Speaker: what a OK, well, that that was my one joke for tonight. um ah Cannonball Cannonball and the Cannonball Run series, those were great movies. um I know a lot of people are probably like, what's Cannonball? It's. um It's actually what Cannonball Run would become, except for with Cannonball Run, they were funnier. And cannonball had David Carradine in it because, you know, at that point Kung Fu had lost its edge. And let's be honest, they were just trying to make David Carradine a bigger star than what he actually was.
Speaker: Your turn, Glick. You know, I don't think I've ever seen the cannonball or cannonball run movies. You've no cannonball run.
Speaker: because it's just not my not my flavor not like it's got Burt Reynolds in it and Don Deluis in it so it's yeah it's I'm not ah I'm not ah I'm not a Burt Reynolds guy I don't I don't like like I said Jeff and I gotta do a little bit of a dispute
Speaker: Nice. Oh, I am so sorry. Lord, I apologize. um Don't send me to fucking hell. We've got a clip from the Jarvis podcast to put on the reels. don Please don't. Please don't. Yeah, no, I think, you know, also they came out what like years before I was born. The 80s. They were the 80s. Were they the 80s? Yeah, I do believe so. So I mean, yeah, like I said, just just. ah Not my, uh, not my cup of tea at the end of the day. Um, so I don't think I've ever watched them. I knew they were like, cart they were like, they were, was that like the, uh, it was pretty much gumball rally that that's pretty much what it was based on. It was like, they drove from one area of the country to another area of the country. Hmm. Um, death race.
Speaker: the very first death race, uh, with David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone, which is shocking that Sylvester Stallone, you know, would ever be considered anything else than either Rocky or Rambo. Dukes a hazard. that That was another good one. Well, I mean, the TV show is better. Um,
Speaker: think, um,
Speaker: Talladega nights the ballot of Ricky Bob Yes, but he was fighting with the Frenchie Or even when him and and his boy were no longer friends of the yeah cow or days of thunder for that matter
Speaker: I'd dad that days of thunders a really good one. Um, robert and I love Talladega nights where he's like, where cows like, Hey man, Ricky, you ever think I could win one once in a week while? Cal, then how would I win? Nevermind, man. I was just thinking out loud, you know it. the the the the the the the the
Speaker: i know i put it there now if you fidgety it will strike you and kill you ah good god um
Speaker: Oh man, I'm not. I like, I was thinking of movies all day now. And now I'm drawing a ah blank.
Speaker: Oh, uh, I mean, you got to throw in the Italian job, even though I hated those cars. I hate, I hated the mini Cooper's, but. That was, that was a really cool, not even a big fan of the movie, but I watched it, uh, but really cool, uh, sequence at, uh, you know, with the, with the car chases. I mean, they were taking them little Cooper's fucking everywhere too. Like, well, yeah, I mean, the, the remake was a little bit different from the original. Yeah. But I mean, at the same point, Mark Wahlberg can't really do wrong.
Speaker: the blues brothers. There you go. Blues Brothers was good. I was reading a thing. I was talking about the blues brothers with somebody not too long ago. And and they were, but we were, we were looking stuff up. And one of the things that there was about the car chase, what up motherfucker? When all else fails, in a car chase, just just just destroy more police cars to make it good. I love when they're in the the mall, the little shopping mall and they're just driving around and they're like, hey, the new Osmobiles are in this year.
Speaker: weird Terminator 2. Remember when they're running from from ah the the liquid guy? Yeah. what The T1000 and they had that whole scene and everything like that. That was really cool. That was badass. um Just that, like I said, quintessential action movie, man. You know, nothing fancy about the cars. Just let's grab a car off the street and and go. and Yeah. like
Speaker: like You know, that's the sad thing is, is like, I am a fan of fast and furious, not so much the later ones, but I mean, I am one that will buy on the Hill that. That when Paul Walker passed away, they should have pretty much stopped. They should have stopped after the first one. facts on facts we're gonna bring up fast and the furious but they should have stopped they should have stopped the first one and now this new one apparently is a three -part finale it's just like really yeah follow by the movie i I have yet to see the fall guy movie I heard it was really good I heard they even brought the original actor in there but
Speaker: I got to see that movie. yeah I know. I know you can buy it now because they didn't want to keep it in theaters for very long, which. Nowadays, it's just like, oh, hey, we have a good movie. Screw that. We got to make more money. Oh,
Speaker: oh ah the rock. Sean and Nick Cage, when they had that car chase with the Hummer and the old Ferrari.
Speaker: You remember that scene where they're just tearing everything apart. It it it was San Francisco or whatever. That was a really cool because you have this massive fucking monster of a Hummer and in this fucking sports car Ferrari just just tearing everything up. And it was really cool because so Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage at the end of the day. I mean, yeah. the The funny thing about that movie is there's literally people out there that are like, oh, it's a James Bond movie. And it's like, why? Because Sean Connery's in it. It's like Sean Connery did more than just being James Bond. He was a fucking talking dragon, one of the greatest roles he ever had. I can do my impersonation of Jeff impersonating Sean Connery from that movie, The Rock. What's in here, boys? Welcome to The Rock, see?
Speaker: I love Jeff. Oh, fuck.
Speaker: I love Jeff. ah yeah ah like Like I told Jeff, at which I'm sure Jeff's probably like, ooh, hey, future film future episode that I could get Steven to help out on Jeff's garage, talking about car chases. um But yes, Brian, I do believe Red is the one where Bruce Willis does step out of the cop car while it's in a spin that or else it's one of the hundredth fucking diehard movies that, you know, they should have ended after the third one. Just saying, because honestly, you're never going to upstage Samuel Jackson and his natural habitat.
Speaker: Yeah, I've never I've never heard of that movie. So I don't know. Jarvis, I know you're weird. I've never heard of it, but that is false. His best ever role was Dragonheart, where he is a living, breathing, talking fucking dragon and him and Dennis Quaid spent half the movie arguing.
Speaker: I think it's safe to say that any movie that has Mel Gibson, Bruce Willis, ah you know, Arnold Schwarzenegger, any of those guys are going to have really cool action car scenes or car chases in them. Any ah Jason Statham? Hell, he made a fucking and order. Yeah, he made a career from the goddamn transporter movies and and every other movie because you throw him in a car around a motorcycle. Yeah, you know, all hell's about to break loose with Jason Statham. I love the Transporters movies, Transporter movies. Those were good. Yeah. Well, here's an idea. Here's a little twist, because that's what I like to do. I've already thrown one little M Night Shyamalanma Ding Dong twist into the program. How about I throw another one? Iron Man, when he was when he was out running the Jets. and well Oh, yeah. I don't know. Iron Man won.
Speaker: and he was talking to her and that was a badass C chase sequence. I mean, you got Iron Man up there in his suit, trying it out, whatever, and he's got fighter gents on his ass and he's just smoking them. Well, yeah, I mean, and and that's the thing, like car chase films now, you can literally have cars chasing after a guy in a suit and armor, and it's considered a chase car chase movie now. I mean, even in the Transformers, even though they're fighting more than they're chasing each other, you could still consider it a car chase film now. And like a lot of those films pretty much made American cinema back in the sixties, seventies, eighties, and even now.
Speaker: with, granted now it's more CGI based than what it was then. But I mean, still at the, ooh, The Bourne Identity, yeah. Another franchise that should have ended after the first fucking film. so get and marty and That's just like Mission Impossible, the film series. I never, ever, ever liked Tom Cruise, but there's like three voices that I like. Top Gun, ah Days of Thunder and Mission Impossible. But I hate Tom Cruise as an actor because literally the guy keeps just doing one movie series. Although I have heard that, you know, we're getting another Top Gun movie.
Speaker: Was there a born identity? Or are you talking about Mission Impossible, Brian?
Speaker: Cuz cuz those movies were Hey ah Glick you're muted dickhead Yeah, I muted in my mic cuz my daughter was in here talking. But yeah, the border entity has a couple really good all I you know in any of the movies And mission of course mission impossible mission impossible Was a very good the TV show I do like better. Yes, the movie for franchise I think needs to fucking end and
Speaker: because it's like, I think the only two that I really watched were the first and second one. And after that, it just pretty much was like Tom Cruise was like, Ooh, Hey, look what Fast and Furious is doing. We need to do it 10 times better. Uh, yeah, I was gonna say that's going to be the only difference. You know, there's mission impossible movies are actually good. You know, even after their whatever mission possible 75 or whatever it is at this point. Mission Impossible, Tom Cruise, or Ethan Hunt in a wheelchair. Yeah, they're still, ah but they're still really good. ah Have you ever seen the movie Death Proof? It was one of the guys? Yes, yes, yes. That was, I mean, that was totally about that that. That was just a car chase movie. That's all it was.
Speaker: You know is one of the biggest car chase film cinema nuts in the world That whole movie. I mean the white challenge the white challenger vanishing point ah Kurt Russell's vehicle Probably from some movie that I haven't seen yet, but probably is a good movie That's the one thing I love about Quentin Tarantino even though everyone don't just between you and me My wife doesn't like Quentin Tarantino Divorce her already. I'm surprised she hasn't divorced me. Yeah, but. Hey honey, I'm doing a podcast. You deserve better Jarvis divorce her. I think she deserves better, but I'll go. That's probably very true as well, but ah no.
Speaker: Death proof. That's one of the that's one of the best ah things. You've never seen Thelma and Louise?
Speaker: Really? Never seen Thelma and Louise, Mark. great Great movie, great. Gina Davis and Susan Sarandon are really good in that movie. um ah Great, great movie, Mark. you You definitely have to watch it. But no, um I think the impact that car chase scenes had on the movie industry as a whole is that you literally could have an action movie with a story that sucked, and as long as you threw in the ultimate car chase and made it believable, it works.
Speaker: i mean As I've said before, you had movies like Bullet, Vanishing Point, Gone in 60 Seconds, the original, even the remake. That sucked, story -wise, but yet, you get them in that car. You get them in Eleanor, you get them in the 1968 Shelby Ford Mustang in the remake, or in the original Gone 60 Seconds, you get them in the Mach 1, which was considered at the time the last of the Mustangs back in 73.
Speaker: um
Speaker: and You literally watched those films just to get to the car chase. You never watched them because they were like, oh, hey, you know, it's such a great movie. Greatest movie ever made. You know, we all know Highlander, which is actually the greatest Sean Connery movie ever made. Rizz Rizz Highlander. I love Highlander, but I wouldn't say the greatest Sean Connery movie ever made. Oh, it's fucking great. He's training another young person to fu fulfill his fantasy.
Speaker: ah ball but wait what took a dark twist but but like oh who you are sorry but the moose should have told the outside the parks closed
Speaker: ah i know just over here freaking grooming small person i guess john conor easy buddy ah Calm down Christopher Lambert was probably well in his 30s at that point of that i ever you're the one that said it not me um down there yeah national geographic ah but now I Mean at the end of the day car chases they have had some hits they've had some misses But at the end of the day
Speaker: I don't think Hollywood cinema would have been as good without the movies that pretty much helped make action movies what they are today.
Speaker: no exactly i mean you know that that's one of those things it's it's it's almost you know a movie that is well known or known for a either a single car chase scene or multiple car chase scene is almost its own genre in the action world. You know how like horror movie has all their there's sub they' subgenres. I mean, this is almost, you can almost make a sub genre of of movies that are either quote unquote car chase movies or known for, you know, a specific scene or or a couple of specific scenes.
Speaker: And that's why people go to and watch it. You know, there's, there's a movie that, and I can't remember what the hell it was called. It had Ryan Reynolds. It was on Netflix and Oh yeah. You were talking about this movie. Yeah. Um, the beginning of the movie, like the first five minutes or 10 minutes of the movie was just a car. Like it was like a car seat car chase scene. and it was badass and it was like, well, I don't know what the rest of this movie is like, but I'm already hooked and I'm watching it just based off of that. And I cannot think of the name of the damn movie to save my life. Yeah. Grand, I haven't watched Netflix in a year because, you know, the bad boys franchise has some of the most. Epic fucking car chases.
Speaker: You know, when they were chasing down the goddamn Haitians and they started launching cars at them off the truck, that shit was awesome. I still love and bad boys. too I i um thank you, Brian. That's what it was. Yeah, something like that. I uh, I don't care who you are. I still think bad boys too. When they're at the clan meeting is the funniest whole scene of that whole movie where in there when they're talking all that shit and so i mean every bad boys movies they have, they have the cars, they had the car chase with the Haitians and bad boys. That was two.
Speaker: It was after they was, no, third one. One. That was one. And then they had the scene in two when they had to go rescue Martin's sister in Mexico and they're going down the fucking side of the mountain and just trashing these little shannies. That's where Jeff's lives, by the way. yeah
Speaker: This is what we deal with here on the network, folks. But I mean, they they're they're known for, you know, you know, when you watch a bad boys movie, you're you're going to have a really good car chase scene in it, you know. And, you know, the Martin Lawrence are not Martin Lawrence, but Will Smith behind the car or behind the wheel is funny as hell when they took that Cadillac. Oh damn mariners should definitely buy this car. Well, not this car cuz I will fuck this shit up. But damn mariners should get this car Hello, welcome to the show What's going on buster ever? Hopefully uh, I think that's Fraulein Fraulein Fraulein. What's going on Michael? Hey Michael, how are you doing? But no Wait,
Speaker: wait which one ah which one's which
Speaker: ah Don't don't it don't encourage him. He has speed. for Yeah, I said it right. Yeah, OK. Calm down there, you know, just just just just confirming that we said it right, because we were. No, I'm telling you to calm down, Glick. I go. Is that Connor's new account now? yeah
Speaker: ah spner Connor Biden. Facts, facts. um
Speaker: Fraulein, I'm sorry that, wait, Fraulein, let's go back. So you're a new listener to the network as a whole? Because if you are, there's a lot better shows than this one. just But we appreciate you coming to watch the show. It is kind of a clusterfuck. What do you expect with the show on a Sunday? but You know, we're just here doing what we do. Speed is another great movie, one of Keanu Reeves greatest movies. Just saying next to John Wick.
Speaker: It would you really even remotely put John Wick had some good car chase scenes in it, too?
Speaker: You ain't wrong bro. oh you know If you think we need Jesus after this episode, go watch yesterday's. Wait, no. No, don't go watch yesterday's. I feel like that's gonna be used at like our criminal case. Especially with Lala. Oh, good lord. um Yeah, yeah, let's let's pretend like that Jesus Christ We actually
Speaker: the facts on facts um yeah uh we actually have been uh due to lala being in the comments and even coming up on the show last night uh we have may been indicted on some uh of her war crimes against uh one of her cousins which daniel if you're out there bro uh i'm sorry but we have a men's mental health show on monday ah you can you might and the offer is still there You might need it. Yeah.
Speaker: um
Speaker: and
Speaker: He already has. You know, I like it better when you're not here. Damn. um But no, ah I honestly, honestly, you're saying something about John Wick. John Wick had a couple really good car car chases in it. I just I almost stopped watching that film because of what they did to the dog. I mean, that's the whole premise of the film. Yeah, i know well, that and they steal his car. I mean, they kill his dog and then they take his car. I mean,
Speaker: it's kind of there right the first the Bobby has not come out of retirement just because they steal his car. No, the dog had special significance. I mean, at at the end of the day, I mean, that was one of the last things that his wife or whatever gave me and you're just going to kill it like
Speaker: No, now you fucked up. Now you crossed the line. Now the Bobby ya is going to Billy Madison it where, you know, but he he ends up telling the teacher, like, you know, you got a responsibility. You get off your ass and you go find the fucking dog. yeah
Speaker: I'm not going to be like anything. Calm down, little buddy. You're so sensitive anymore.
Speaker: ah speed s Speed was another great Keanu Reeves movie, um although Glick will tell you the greatest Keanu Reeves movie ever made was The Replacements, which... facts. You're not a big Keanu Reeves fan, and, you know, I think Shane Falco is one of the best quarterbacks to ever play the game, but that's but neither here nor there.
Speaker: but but Replacements is a great movie, though. The puppy that lost his way, yep. Oh, good Lord. um What's the one with Adam Sandler? and
Speaker: He was in a movie that had a car chase scene in it, and I'm just trying to remember which one. Not the do -over. Was it the do -over? Was it murder mystery? Maybe a Ben murder mystery. yeah 11 for his 51st dates where he's trying to tell that one woman he's a spy so he asked to he's like oh see you later he hits his nuts on the frickin on the jet ski and the guy's like hey how's your nuts the longest yard yep that's the movie i was thinking the longest yard even though that
Speaker: Even though that's like fucking five minutes of the whole movie after he makes fun of the short cop who has ears like antennas, evidently. which which Which that's the sad thing about Adam Sandler is, you know. Well, Burt Reynolds was in the original one there as well, Busted Rubber. It's just he plays different characters in both ones. But I would say the remake was probably better.
Speaker: Jarvis, I know this is more of your wheelhouse and I'm sitting here racking, racking my brain and remember movies. But I do vaguely remember this movie. I think it was called like. Dual or something like that. It was like the 18 wheeler was. No, yep. Yeah. You know, the movie. Yeah, that was like stalking a car, stalking somebody through the desert or some shit like that. Yeah. And as we were. that That was actually, believe it or not, Steven Spielberg got the ah ah great idea of making Jaws from that movie. Yeah. OK. I mean, it makes sense. um Giant semi truck giant shark. Who knew? Same thing. I mean, that was like the whole that was like the whole premise behind the movie was just that semi chasing the car. You know, they're really, and you know, another level of.
Speaker: Do I really want to take this road trip or not now? I fucking love my the favorite scene. I don't know why in dual is Dennis Weaver freaking out when the fucking hose on his car finally goes and he's like, oh, it's coming. It's And I mean, the guy is literally just losing his fucking mind. Yeah. But I mean, at the same time, you shouldn't have passed this semi truck like an asshole just saying. yeah ah That was kind of like joy. What was it? Was it Joyride where they were fucking with the guy on the CB radio? Andy Kane. Yeah.
Speaker: Now you fucked up. From the the trucker that's voiced and there's the same guy that from Science L Land that's like, I'd fuck me. Would you fuck me? Wow, Bill. um Yeah, because how was it? Was it Kurt Russell that had a movie like that where his wife his breakdown breakdown? You know, you know another movie that was based on the road at the end of the day. Another actor that could do no wrong. Like comedy isn't really his forte, and yet he's he was in a movie with Robin Williams.
Speaker: um He even did. No, that was Patrick's lazy, never mind. um I was thinking about the one where the the ah two Wong Fu. Oh, but yeah one I was thinking of with Patrick Swayze. Swayze Wesley Snipes and John Leguizamo. Great movie. Yeah. um What's the one with Patrick Swayze? Black Dog? Black Dog. Yeah. i mean yeah Better than looking in the Bandit.
Speaker: That's a that's a dangerous take, but I'll agree with it. I like to live life dangerously. All right, buddy. I live my life one quarter mile at a time. Nice and family and family.
Speaker: but Let's make a movie about family and then in the rest of the series, we'll make it like we're supposed to be fucking spies and shit. Yeah, we were talking about Dukes of Hazzard. I mean, you know, they did make movies of Dukes of Hazzard. I hated the Dukes of Hazzard movie. I love the Dukes of Hazzard movie with Johnny Knoxville and and Stiffler. I don't know what his name is, but he's always going to be Stiffler at the end of the day. I thought that was great. Yeah, I thought that was a great movie, man. Oh, the Rock. The Rock had ah he had a couple of movies that had a snitch.
Speaker: With the semi, ah that was good. And then he had that. What was that other one that he he did?
Speaker: Over older rock movies, I actually used to enjoy the older rock movies back when. Yeah, we we did mention speed. ah But he had another one. I swear to God, he's not walking tall. I'm ending this. Which had a really good. with the with the yeah at the towards the end where the the cartel was trying to come at him and and he was in the semi man and he was a just destroyed like yeah okay you're in a fucking Ford tempo trying to run down an 18 -wheeler and push it off the road what the hell do you think is gonna happen to you ah I just watched that movie not too long ago that's what made me think of it but that was a really cool there was a couple sequences in that movie faster
Speaker: faster Yeah, faster. I think that's what I'm thinking of faster is the other one um That was one where the hell out of that big Samoan dude That was like three times his size in the yeah the bookie's office or some shit like that So wait the rock beat the shit out of himself yeah but no there was ah we went to see Somebody and the guy got lippy it was like this little nerdy looking accountant dude and he got real cocky because this big mountain of a man came out from behind and The back room and rock the just beat the brakes off of me. We did mention the transporter films as well, Frank. um Oh, Denzel Washington, Man of Fire. Oh, great movie. Also a remake. Yeah, it was a remake. But yeah, Denzel had that was a really good chasing a couple of them in that movie as well. Yeah.
Speaker: um
Speaker: There's a lot of movies out there, you know, until you're really thinking about it, you kind of forget that, you know, watch them. And that's one of the, one of the focal points of the film are the, are the, you know, cause car chases could be super exciting and out of nowhere, you know, like a movie could be like, yeah, it's a decent movie having fun. And then all of a sudden, yeah, you know, you got 10 cars chasing one person in a car or something like that. You know, the, army of one was a good one that was Dolph Lundgren yeah old fucking movie though so I'm actually speaking of old movies I'm trying to find I think it's on to be I might put it on when we get under
Speaker: um
Speaker: Brian Bosworth, stone, stone holder, whatever. Oh yeah yeah. I've been seeing a bunch of clips for it for some reason. I'm like, God, I want to watch that movie. And it had some good chase scenes in it as well. Yeah. On the motorcycle, uh, taxi, the, the, the, the, the Jimmy Fallon movie or Queen Latifah movie. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, National Lampoon's had a couple, uh, Vacation had a quote unquote chasing in that was good. well I love in Christmas vacation where. ah so Where he gets behind the truck in the beginning of the movie and he's like hey look kids over there just drive by giving him the finger. The French connection, yeah, that's. Well, I think French connection one with Gene Hackman had the chase scene in it. I'm not sure about French connection two.
Speaker: course I don't think I've ever seen the second one ah the seven ups that was another one with Roy Scheider who you know after Jaws came out I mean Roy Scheider's career kind of went through the roof he did a lot of good movies after that now they're chasing Jaws but well
Speaker: but What kind of motor you got in that shark, boy? um We need a bigger boat. And I'm sitting here. Rush hour had a couple good chases in it. But, you know, I love those movies. Say what you will. But Jackie Chan in the Bronx with Jackie Chan, where he's in the fucking what was that Lamborghini and he's trying to chase down the hovercraft.
Speaker: You stole my car. Yeah, Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan, those they they had some car chase and those movies that were really good and funny and funny at the same time.
Speaker: Not really a car chase, but it happened in the car. David Spade in. hi Chris Farley when the deer comes back to life.
Speaker: I don't even like those movies, but this is one of those scenes that makes me laugh every time I see it or every time anytime I think about it. I'm just like this is so dumb. but You bring dead animals to the zoo? Bring you to the zoo? What? Shut up. Shut up Richard.
Speaker: but I love where he actually forgets to take the oil can out of the i'm a fucking thing.
Speaker: ah Batman, yeah, Batman. and yeah any Any of the Batman movies, anytime you see the Batmobile and you know what? You know, I know it got a lot of hate, but the new Batman with the sparkly vampire douchebag guy. Uh huh. collaborat yeah Yeah, whatever his name is sparkly vampire douchebag guy um, I like the new batmobile I again not a Muscle car would have been a good choice for a bad Batman series is he's not Batman. Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't have all the
Speaker: the fun toys and gadgets. So, you know, he's this is like a prototype car and I thought it was a badass car, man. And the one scene where it was just sitting there revving and like, oh, oh, yo a hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, it up that i have a boneary right now ah oh any movie that it's got like that car that's just sitting, like even bullets, the, the whole buildup to that car chase. And you hear the charger, just the rumble of it gone. burber purpose And then you see Steve McQueen falling behind him. And then when they put the seatbelt on and they take off, it's like, Oh, you know, this shit's going. Yeah. But know whats sir I think we're starting to ramble on. So I think about an hour is pretty good on this one.
Speaker: Hey man, yeah I'm just here. I'm just here hanging out. I'm just, I'm just here just doing nothing. But as always, we have reached that magical moment. Fuck you people.
Speaker: From the Jarvis podcast. Fuck you people. Those are Jarvis's words, not mine because I like you people. Yeah, sure you do. question
Speaker: Not what she said last night after you know we went off the air. Fucking hate all along. But no, ah I appreciate everyone that showed up tonight, the chatter's box, as to steal from one of someone that you know may or may not have you know thought up this great network. you know Because it's not our network, as Brian and Mark said, it's theirs.
Speaker: Oh, real quick, dude, I just thought about it because I'm sitting here racking my brain. Remember that movie Raft from the 80s where that dude came back? Oh, Charlie Sheen. Yeah, yeah that was good. had some great yeah That was that was all the movie was about was cars and races and stuff like that. Charlie Sheen was a major douchebag. Imagine that, Charlie Sheen. He's a douchebag. Hey, Charlie Sheen, it's fucked up what you did to that guy in Lucas, just saying. or allegedly whichever way you want to go about it because you know, he was never charlie most Most of Charlie Sheen's life decisions are fucked up at the end of the day Dude, you had Denise Richards as your wife and you're like, nope don't want that anymore Like what the fuck Charlie Sheen? But anyway, we we have come to that magic moment or You know when you're at that bar and you're just having so much fun and then they ring the fucking bell and say ah You know ah
Speaker: God, there's a Frank Sinatra song in there, but I fucked it up. But anyway, it's that time of the moment where, you know, last call is being served. We're cutting Glick off because, you know, after last night, he kind of hu had a few too many, like more shows. We're disgusting.
Speaker: Those are some clips there. Basically, Jarvis is saying, ladies and gentlemen, that he's blown his load and he's spent and he's ready for a nap.
Speaker: facts. But if you like this show and you want to see other great shows on the network, we have a show every night of the week. Monday, we're back. Glick is the host with Connor and myself talking about men's mental health. That's men caring for men. It's a men's mental health show where we are tomorrow night. We have a special guest joining us. And artist will joining us and hanging out with us tomorrow night. I mean, not Emmy winner, actor, singer just does it all. But we're going to sit down and chat with him about grief, loss and grief. It's going to be a good show tomorrow night. So make sure you guys tune in for that.
Speaker: Tuesday is Jeff's garage where, you know, he hangs out in his garage and tells you very interesting things about different vehicles. Very interesting. I missed last week's show because some dumb assholes decided that, you know, they're going to do an interview and, you know, well no Jeff messed up. a made mistake can put it on down and ro i didn't even know Jeff had a YouTube channel. I was like, Oh, kidding, Mark and Brian. It wasn't your fault. Uh, Wednesday is what the fuck news where we talk about news that makes you go, what the fuck? Like this coming Wednesday, I will have some, what the fuck news on Mike Tyson and Jake Paul. This whole, this whole situation is making me go, what the fuck? Iron Mike Tyson, baby. Thursday, we have talking shit.
Speaker: or whenever they decide they want to do a show, I guess Thursday, Monday, Tuesday, it's their network. We're just glad to be a part of it. um Friday, we have Glick's House of Music whenever he has a guess because, God forbid, the guy do something by himself. I've done the music show by myself. And actually this Friday night, I do have a guest, Derek Wayne Douglas will be coming into the house of music and hanging out with your boy Glick. We're gonna talk about his career, where he's at so far and where he's going. I think it's gonna be a fun interview. He's he's already ah said he's gonna get himself a few brewskis to come hang out. And I think we're gonna have we're gonna have a good time this Friday night. So again,
Speaker: ah This week, however, what the fuck news will be on Thursday night and Talking shit will be on Wednesday night because they have special guests former ECW WWE A ton of different values. Yeah, WCW, he's been in a ton of different other wrestling ah promotions. And he is part owner of Ohio Valley Wrestling right now. one The one and only legendary Mr. Al Snow will be hanging out with them. You guys might remember him if you're wrestling fans from the Job Squad. And what does everyone need? What does everyone want?
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