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Speaker: Welcome to the fucking show. Set my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches. What baby?
Speaker: That's me strolling through with my bullshit and as always, what's going on everybody? Every Saturday, it is nonsensical nonsense. You already know what time it is, baby.
Speaker: I'm here. I couldn't tell you where my fucking co host are. Um, so that's always a plus which starts to show up. However, um, I think Rick will be joining us here in just a little bit. So thanks guys. Thanks for leaving me hanging on a Saturday night. Your sons of bitches motherfucking Dan. Okay.
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Speaker: That way you can check it out for 30 days and see if you like it and how you feel about it So guys give me one second I'm gonna play a little something here. We're just gonna find something at random and play it cuz I need to do two real quick things so Let's do this this one. This would be a good fun Saturday night starter. Give me just a
Speaker: came dancing to my door last night a little angel came pumping across my soul she said, come on baby got a license for love and if she expires play out from above because in the midnight hour she got more, more, more
Speaker: She cried more, more, more
Speaker: What set you free and brought you to me, baby? What set you free and need to hear about me? Because in the midnight light, she cried more, more, more With the rebel yell, she cried more, more, more
Speaker: All right sorry so a TV on over here in the back out I have whatever was going on in my eye still going on in my eye
Speaker: We're back. Sorry about that. I do apologize. It is Saturday night, guys. Don't forget Saturday night means it's an open door challenge. The link is in the chat. You guys want to jump up here and come hang out. I guess with me because I apparently have no co -host. So there's that at the end of the day.
Speaker: Nonetheless, see what we can do to see what we make happen. Yeah. Open door challenge is something that we started, or I started on here, uh, surely by accident just because we let some random stranger come in here and join us one day. And I was like, well, this could be interesting if we do this more often. And it has been, it's actually been, uh, a lot of fun. And, um, we've had a lot of our friends up here. We've met, excuse me, some interesting individuals to
Speaker: say the least some uh let's let's call them uh characters characters shall we you know like like uh you know howard stern he has like beetle juice and baba buoy and stuff like that we have we have hodor and and then we have that weird english guy i can't remember his name rizzy rockets or
Speaker: busy Vinnie Rockets or Vinnie Rizzo or so. I don't know what the hell his name is. I don't know. He's a weird one too. But nonetheless, I digress. Oh, man. Oh, shit. I'm going to fall out of this chair tonight, just so you guys know. I am going to fall out of this chair. We are out of town. We're actually not home. You guys could tell by my different background here. I'm not home. We're out of town. We're in PA for the weekend. I had to make a trip out here, take care of a couple of things and whatnot.
Speaker: so uh kind of snuck in and it blew under the radar that nobody really knew we were coming in what's going on like what's going on with you so as you can tell by my machinery and my acoustics sound so much different in this in a hotel room um as well so uh i have no idea i haven't heard shit from anybody we were
Speaker: going back and forth of the group chat earlier and then it was time for the show and I don't know where anybody is. Uh, so, uh, Rick will be joining me in a little bit. He wanted to come on tonight. Uh, but outside of that, I have no idea where Jeff is. I have no idea where Connor is. I don't know if Connor is still, um, nursing that, uh, uh, foot injury or, or, or what the deal is. So, uh, it's just me, but yeah, so we are, we're out of town and I was like,
Speaker: I'm still gonna do the show. I'm not gonna not do the show this time around because this was kind of a unexpected, not necessarily planned trip, so to say. Had I known that I wasn't gonna have any co -hosts because a friend of ours, well, a friend of mine, I guess, is literally playing, his band is literally playing right now, less than a half a mile from the hotel.
Speaker: So we could see whether the winery or whatever you want to call it, where they're playing at is just, we could see it from here. So I was like, well, if I'd have known, I would be there right now. But I digress.
Speaker: I do want to give a real quick shout out to one of our fans, one of our followers, Hand of Seeds. Appreciate the kind words. Thank you for the nice comments and thank you for the nice things that you say about the show and myself. I appreciate that. This desk makes a lot of noise. And I fidget way too much to be sitting here. But no, thank you for your kind words. That means a lot.
Speaker: That's some very nice things to say about me. So that was pretty cool. In my hosting skills, podcasting skills, I still have something in my eye and it's going to drive me fucking crazy all goddamn night. I already know it is. So no, but we told one of our friends in her, Nicky, are currently down at the pool enjoying the hotel pool and
Speaker: and hanging out. So it sounds so weird in here compared to the setup I have at home, you know, because I have like the phone sound block or whatever acoustic things. I don't know what they're called phone squares. I cannot get over it. But a little a little flabbergasted, you know,
Speaker: The joys of being blindsided. Jeff better be dead though. That's all I got to say. I don't want to hear no bullshit ass excuse about this or that or anything else. You better fucking be dead at this moment in time. Connor probably had too many of his pain medicine and passed out. So.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't know. It's a weird feeling for a Saturday night. This usually happens on Monday or Wednesday or something like that. Just kind of at a loss. Just kind of at a loss. I will, however, say to Connor and Jeff.
Speaker: Good job, Dickheads. Hopefully some of you guys got to tune in and check out Blick's House of Music last night. I had a fun time, a lot of kick -ass music, and was having fun playing music and whatnot. And I think I have decided, for those of you who either tuned in live or you've caught the replay already because
Speaker: I posted it immediately following the show. I posted it immediately following. I have decided I'm going to do a part two. It was kind of brought up in the show, but I decided I'm going to do a part two just because the more I thought about it and then the more I looked and whatnot, I was like, man, I could have added so many more musicians. And for those of you guys who missed it, we did it with women who rock in honor of Women's History Month. So
Speaker: And I left out a lot, you know, not intentionally. So I'm going to, I'm going to do a part two, probably, probably possibly next Friday night. What to wait and see. Uh, I don't know what's going on next Friday yet as of yet, but, uh, that's, that's, that's kind of the plan. So, you know, some of the people that I missed are the ladies that I missed. I'll, I'll get them, I'll get them back in there. Uh, next week, try to remember and try to get some,
Speaker: new artists or some artists that I've already played just some of their other songs because again, there was a few artists that I really struggled with only picking one or two songs but nonetheless. I heard somebody. We didn't lock the door. I just looked at like put the little latch there so when they come back up from the pool, they can
Speaker: just walk in. I didn't need to have the key. Um, well, but anyways, I really don't know where I'm going with this right now. I really don't. Uh, I hate getting more excited. You know, I, I'm going to give Connor, uh, you know, a little bit of a pass, but, uh, you know, I could have said something, but I thought it was going to be here tonight. Uh, and Jeff, I don't know.
Speaker: Like I'm a little aggravating, a little annoyed. I gotta be honest with you. I'm really biting my tongue here. So what I'm gonna do is just play some music for a minute. A little Blacktop Mojo with Next Bullet. I gotta get my bearings straight. I gotta get my bearings right. So enjoy a little Blacktop Mojo. Check them out wherever you listen to music or on all social media at Blacktop Mojo. Check out their new stuff. They do have a new song. Get ready to come out or to just come out
Speaker: but they're on tour. They're doing their thing. Matt's doing his acoustic thing and whatnot. So, go ahead and head on over to Blacktop .com. Blacktop Mujo on all them socials. And we'll be back in just a few minutes.
Speaker: I only buy the lessons that I have learned Just to match to a bridge it's always gonna burn And I'm lost even when I'm staring at the man My only wish now so I can take it all back And I've robbed every bank from hill to Houston Only thing on my mind now is keep on shooting
Speaker: It's spread out into the sky I'm immortal now, baby, legends never die You gotta cry out loud, yeah, you think you are But finally you're just an exfoliating my gun Wow, finally you're just an exfoliating my gun
Speaker: Even the burn of whiskey won't kill my pain Well, the moon gets full and the coyote cries These men are all driven by greedy lies You see that smoking gun in my head is the body's all dropping through the desert sand
Speaker: I'll miss something, gunshots in the distance, we'll keep on running Yeah, I'll just keep on running And shotgun masks bring out to the end Anything in front of my gun don't have a plan And bullets spread out into the sky
Speaker: But I'm important now, baby, let's just never die You got me caught in the eye, yeah, you think you won Oh, pining yourself in ex, believe in my good Oh, pining yourself in ex, believe in my good
Speaker: Fucking blacktop mojo right there in your ear holes. Nice of you to show up Connor Listen listen Linda, I don't want to hear it
Speaker: it has been a week.
Speaker: seven. Yeah. Almost almost universally after 730. So, I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. I was outside playing with my kids because my foot's feeling good. It's because I can't because I can't have Jeff on here rambling on about his god damn job. So, so you're welcome. I don't even I haven't heard from him. So,
Speaker: That's what I said. I said, I can't. I want to give Connor an excuse with his foot and everything. I said, but Jeff better be in a ditch dead somewhere. That's the only thing I want to hear from him. I don't want to hear no bullshit about Internet or no power or my wife, this or my kids that are my animals. I don't want to hear any of the fucking excuses. I've heard him a million times. He better be in a ditch dead somewhere. Well, like like I said, I don't think that other than maybe the cartels, like if he really fucks up,
Speaker: and like, you know, he's dying of diabetes. It's it's type two. It's coming with the diagnosis is coming this year in twenty twenty four. And I'm assuming he's going to pass away in the next two or three years because he's going to say fuck his doctor. You know, I'd like to say I wouldn't give him that long. However, I have a feeling that much like myself, Jeff's going to be the be the outlet of everybody except for me.
Speaker: And Cam is not married to Alyssa. That's Jarvis. Jarvis is not Cam. Jarvis is Jarvis. Oh, shit. I don't know. I don't know why. So I can't listen. All right. I may be on a little something here, right? I mean, I don't know. Maybe Alyssa has. Words are hard. People are hard. I'm hard.
Speaker: information. I can look the rest of the show. Anyway, yeah, no, I kind of came in. I'm like, well, no, Jeff, no car, not prepared for this. Let me get a few minutes to get my, get my brain in order. Enjoy a little blackout. However, I was going to say one thing we were
Speaker: We were driving out here today and I was listening to music like I always do. And typically whoever drives picks the music. And for whatever reason, I got on a, I got on a Charlie Daniels slash David Allen co -kick and
Speaker: No, I can't find the goddamn song. What's up, Rick? What up, Mike? Helicopters, weather looks good to ride on either. So what's your choice? What? You asked what's up, hard dicks and helicopters. The weather looks good to ride either. So what are you choosing? I don't understand why that was so difficult. He confuses easily. You have to excuse him.
Speaker: You lost me at leg hair. Oh, so long hair country boy in America. These songs came out like 40 plus years ago. Right. And if you're not, if you don't know who Charlie Daniels is, well, first and foremost, shame on you. And if you've never listened to Charlie Daniels, shame on you. And you should probably go listen to Charlie Daniels.
Speaker: right now, specifically these two. Well, not right now, but later on. But in America and long hair country boy, those two songs are written 40 plus years ago and came out 40 plus years ago and still speak volumes about where our country is as a whole today. Do you know how many good songs he has that do that? Oh, he's got a fucking million of them. A fucking billion.
Speaker: Do you still hear me? Yeah. OK. Oh, noodles. I was just like, Holy shit, that doesn't speak out today's climate, what he was saying in those songs. And of course, then I was listening because I went from Charlie Daniels to David Allen Co. And they came back for a laugh. And I said, it's hard to believe that this same guy that, you know, singing
Speaker: She used to love me or Mona Lisa lost her smile or the ride or whatever. It's also the same guy who who sings finger fucking Sally and fucking in the butt. Who's that song? David Allen Co. Not that not not that not that corny ass douche canoe. David Allen Co. Wannabe, I can't remember his name because he's so irrelevant and he's only trendy because of TikTok, big cowboys and rednecks.
Speaker: I think that's how you really feel, Chris. So, you know, who did those? Like when he talks about finger fucking orangutan or Jesus and stuff, you know, that originally was right. No finger fucking Sally has nothing to do with orangutans or anything like that. That trend of all that kind of music, right? Who? John Volby.
Speaker: John Volby was the originator of those super offensive, nasty, raunchy songs. Who? Honestly, I don't know. Rick got in here and it immediately went sideways. I'm here. Of course it did. Yeah, you can play. Fuck it. I can't figure it out. The Sabres are up on nothing. I don't know what the hell is going on. Against who? What do you need? What do you need? A Golden Knights. What do you need my help with? Ah, fuck them bitches. Good.
Speaker: The Sabres are terrible, and they basically got a win out in order to make the playoffs. You need help. Oh, that's OK. It doesn't matter how many games Blue Jackets win. Does it close? Yeah, well, this is very true. Top with your thumbs and pop it. This is your report. Pardon. All right. Evens here. Yeah, it's one of those things where David and I like that was not necessarily did not become popular, did not become known for singing these x -rated
Speaker: crazy -ass songs. He was a guy who was an actual legitimate country musician. And then as he got older and the drugs started kicking in and he started doing more drugs, he created an album and, you know, and very colorful language and colorful lyrics to say the least. But
Speaker: Somebody called Jeff Chris is is Chris is shook He's el cheapos just chilling out in Mexico, they might not have any cell phone service chapel could have taken down the cell phones dude better been Walked into a Saturday night. What are you talking about? What the fuck? I know what I know what he's doing. He's fucking my landlord's wife my landlord's wife's in Cancun right now. I
Speaker: go. Go. Go. Go. I'm just kidding. I love my life. Bring me cheaper rent. Well, I mean, if if that gets you anywhere, I mean, Jeff fucks his wife and the only thing that got him was her going to France to bang other dudes. So, I mean, good luck getting cheaper. Well, your landlord's wife will come back if that's the experience she's having now.
Speaker: Yeah, no, I was just outside I was talking to Chris about this I was just outside Playing with my kids. So I was running a little behind on this And but my my landlord walked down the street with his two twins and we were talking I was like, where's your wife at? You know, she's usually with you. Oh, she's out and I
Speaker: uh, New York right now and then she's going to Cancun and then she's going to Colorado. I'm like, she's running around. I don't know what, I don't know what she does for work. I want to say something to do with the investing or something like that, but who knows how many other properties do they have? Uh,
Speaker: They have at least two other properties and then they're getting ready to sell their current house next year and rent that, or either, they're either going to sell it or they're going to rent it out, or they're going to sell all three of their current properties and then, uh, buy new properties. And, uh, I want to say he's talking about moving to Ohio. Oh.
Speaker: Connor is helping pay for the Jets Everybody in Ohio is a failure Not everybody crystal yes Aren't you an Ohio State Buckeye fan you're not even Asian What's wrong with being an Ohio State fan? I'm an Ohio State fan Yeah, good good on you Rick
Speaker: What's it fixed the flag because the way hold one of the tax out that holds in garage My son's a Longhorn fan oof Like I understand like there's there's no college football in New York unless you root for the Rutgers or Syracuse or whatever woods Buffalo's made bowls the last couple years
Speaker: UB has the UB Bulls. They've made both. But they're like, you're not getting P1 like a state or city and or L .A. I mean, you got the orange, but they've had to get 14. I appreciate you saying when again, but it's Michigan. It's shit again. When again, when again, when again.
Speaker: I'm national champs. Big 10 champs. Big 10 champs. Big 10 champs. Suck it. It's all about what have you done for me lately? And you know what Ohio State's done? Nothing. Get their asses kicked and look stupid. And lose, and lose, and put up three points against Missouri. Shut up. God, I am fucking dumbfounded that Ryan Day kept his job. Like, I'm fucking not going to fire Ryan Day. It's not looking good for next year.
Speaker: And I'm like, I'm like, Hey guys, I don't know if you watched that bowl game. Those players didn't help Alabama beat Michigan. They barely put up any NIL money on those players. They do. Ohio State spent more money than anybody else in college football this off season. And now they're looking to get in trouble because they were talking to him before they were even allowed to. Not all from Bama though. No, not Bama, but they got, they got what? Two or three guys from Alabama, including that center who had like six bad snaps in the result.
Speaker: You can't lose three in a row to sit again and expect to keep your job and he did.
Speaker: So I got, we're going to talk for a second. I got to address this. If you're a Washington state fan, how fucking taboo is that coach's name now? Like he takes you to the, to the, to the playoffs, right? Y 'all fucking lose. And he's like,
Speaker: I'm going to Bama now that that spots open and throws the deuces and leaves like Dude is he better never think to set foot the state of Washington again because somebody's like fucking kill him That's like what's his nuts that what was it should I can't remember his name Lincoln Riley he was in oh Yeah, well it and he dipped out and it was like
Speaker: Yeah, but they they went to what? One conference championship? Yeah, but I mean, they thought he was the next station that they they they man, they praised him like a god and he was like deuces. This guy goes to if this guy goes to Alabama, he did and wins a championship in Alabama. Like the state of Washington might show up in the South and try to burn Alabama Alabama down. I wouldn't have a problem with that. Oh, hey, on an unrelated note, Glick.
Speaker: I'm having a drink with you tonight, buddy. Oh, nice. Excuse to you, big dog. Hey. Yes, I'll go suck a fat one. Remember all the mean things you were saying to me earlier today in the chat, Carter? Go fuck yourself. Listen, it's not my fault that you're killing your body with alcohol. All right. That's not my fault. Don't blame me. It's a simple, mathematic equation. I have a problem plus beer.
Speaker: You have a problem. A problem plus a problem does not equal problem solved. A problem plus a problem equals new problem. The only problem I have is when I run out of beer. Or when you fall down.
Speaker: And then it doesn't become your problem. It becomes your wife and kids problems. God damn it. I said, go get me more beer. Oh, I remember when my grandma had a drinking problem one time and I looked dead at her in her sixties and I said, grandma, I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. Don't see a problem with this. I know these of events that is about to happen. So there's a problem. I don't fall down. I drink. I get drunk. I eat. I go to sleep. I don't.
Speaker: Oh man, I, if I'm at home and I get real drunk, I usually like four potatoes. I go throw them in the microwave and Mickey's got these great big mixing bowls and I throw all four of them into the bowl and I put butter, center cream, cheese. Oh yeah. I eat them up and then I pass the fuck out. I would, I had a 38 pound lead weight in my stomach. Like I believe.
Speaker: guy i usually like i'm never just to drink two beers right now because of the narcotics i'm fucking dude i threw up so much earlier it was terrible what do they got up percocet but i'm i'm already on like a slew of other medications that i have to take for like my heart my back and my nerves and so when i started taking the percocet they were like just watch out yeah i've got i've got hypertension issues
Speaker: Did you not go into a chat and tell everybody that you're gonna outlive them? Oh, yeah, I can because I will outlive you Chris. I doubt that I will outlive you Brian will outlive it all of us Life has been trying to kill me for 42 years and I'm still standing. Oh, yeah Yeah, I know and you'll lose eventually Chris
Speaker: I've been trying to lose. But, but like with the slew of other medications that I'm on, my doctor was like, yeah, no, just watch out for any side effects, blah, blah, blah. Do you have any issues with narcotics? And I was like, well, I get nauseous every once in a while, but I've never had any issues with it. He's like, all right, here's some nausea medication.
Speaker: And I ate lunch and I was like, I gotta go take my, my Medicaid, my meds for my foot. Cause my foot's killing me. Took my meds and like 15 minutes later, I was like, I don't feel real great. So I took my nausea medication and five minutes later I'm sitting there doing schoolwork. And I'm like, I'm going for a while. And all of the Burger King came out, fries, burger, fucking, I saw the, the nausea medication pill that I took earlier. There's still the whole thing sitting there. Did you hear that?
Speaker: No, you're cutting out worse than a shitty circumcision. Why go grab my earbuds? What? Hang on, I got to keep why it's fucking gay friends. That was the most random fucking shit I've ever heard. What? Cutting out more worse than bad circumcision. Yeah.
Speaker: I do have I do have one question for you, Connor. Are you able to shit yet? Is this any better? I have been happy towards every other day since yesterday. Well, that's a narcotic for yesterday. Oh, yeah, I know. I know. I didn't. Is this week and a half after my back surgery? Is this better now? Can you hear me much clearer? Yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely.
Speaker: so if you like you don't have to take your nausea medicine just go to the store and buy some ginger root and when you feel like you're gonna get sick just chew on a ginger root you don't have to swallow it just chew on it it's a natural um it's more of a holistic approach to the nausea medicine because that stuff tears holes in your stomach man well because the well i i've
Speaker: the
Speaker: Um, like that. There was a, there was a drug that came out once a long time ago. My sister had really bad reflux and her doctor gave her a trial of it and she used to give it to me. So I used to have a bad habit of going out and drinking. And one of my favorite things to drink was room temperature, gold clogger.
Speaker: And I would follow that with the hottest hot wings I can get around midnight. And so when I would wake up in the morning, I would want to die because it felt like somebody took a glowing red piece of metal and stuck it down my throat. So I wonder why he wants me to back up to the I used to have a drinking problem. Habit was not going out drinking. That wasn't the bad habit, the bad old slag or whether it was warm
Speaker: Room temperature boiling only people that can't drink goldschlager or pussies that couldn't control themselves when they were teenagers The only people who drink goldschlager are people who think they're more important than what they really are You know, that's fucking disgusting. They're pretentious douchebag Listen, you fucking people that can't drink apples 99 are the people that had an issue when they're in high school Yeah, I don't touch the fucking 99 nothing no more. Oh my god
Speaker: And aftershock don't forget aftershock With a little sugar crystals in the bottom, but no like that I can drink cold slugger I don't because it's fucking disgusting gold sluggers because the peasants that drink fireball are just at their peasants and
Speaker: Oh fireball is fucking terrible too. I can't so 31 birthday I'm at the dirt track I started drinking at 8 30 in the morning on my 31st birthday right drinking all fucking day I'm at the dirt track we took all these different Smirnoff vodka's and mixed them into a cooler we were just drinking with cups straight from the cooler we went through 430 packs
Speaker: the Georgia Tech kids came to the track that night they had five kegs at one point there's a video of me nobody could pick my big ass up so I'm holding the keg over my fucking head with the tap in my mouth and somebody pumping it from the side and I'm just chugging this motherfucker
Speaker: So then, after we finish at the dirt track, I'm already at 13 hours consuming booze. I go straight to the bar. I get a free beer at every one of the 11 bars inside of this bar club. I go up to see my favorite bartender, Erin. And she's like, birthday shots. And I'm like, birthday shots. At this point, I've had everything. So whatever's coming is coming. And it's free. So free is for me. She sets this shot down.
Speaker: I said, I said, I'll do a shot with you, but I need a beer and a bottle of water. I was smart enough to hydrate at least a little bit. I think that was like the third one I drank in 16 hours or whatever. Um, so she sets this shot down and I'm with my buddy, Zach, who actually looks a lot like you, Francis. And so I do the shot with her and I looked at Zach and I went, that was fireball.
Speaker: That's coming back, I'll be right back. Went down the stairs to the bathroom, busted the stall door open, knocked a kid that was taking a piss to the outside of the wall, was holding him there with my left hand, puked one solid mouthful of vomit in the toilet, turned around, went to the sink, threw some water in my mouth, squished it, went back upstairs, got a beer, got a bottle of water, because all I had to do was get rid of that one shot that went down and that was it.
Speaker: Fuck fireball. I won't touch it What's a diet lager because I ran away I run away because he said to fuck this about So Jim I need you to make gifts
Speaker: Anytime somebody's like, let's do shots. I'm like, you won't do the shot that I want to do. Cause it's always a golf. Well, it's like, you know, when, when we, when we go, when we go out, I don't do shots. And when I do do shots, because this one over here is doing tequila. I'm just like, please. And you're sitting in the room.
Speaker: Dude, you are the biggest Debbie Downer buzzkill I think I've ever met in my life. I can't. I told him he.
Speaker: Okay, do the show from down here. You should have done the show with no shirt on, sitting in the hot tub, looking all sexified. You could have wet your beard and split that bitch and all that jazz. Don't have a hot tub. And then when we came in earlier, there was a whole bunch of people. I thought I was going to have to do the show from the goddamn hotel lobby because I couldn't connect to the internet. I was about to do the whole fucking show on the goddamn lobby. There's nobody around Holiday Inn Expresses, bro. Hi, Leggy.
Speaker: Her name's Deborah. Get it right. No, not. It might be. We don't know. It's not Deborah. It might be. We don't know. But it is now because Connor Connor was on a painkiller because Deborah Deborah is the English version of Karen or Scottish or where the fuck she's from. Oh, that's what he said last weekend. That's what that was your exact words. I think it's Deborah version of Karen. What?
Speaker: I need a drink. You know what? Get a fucking drink. I get you the drinks all the time. You guys are three points to bring you a drink, doesn't he? Yeah, you guys are blatantly in two separate areas. Wait! We'll get a drink.
Speaker: If you were in the same house and you said, Chris, can you grab me a drink? That would be acceptable. Well, are on two completely different. So no, we're in the same building back the whole train opposite. I got to take Jarvis's spot and say the woman can't ask the man to get her a drink. That's not the rule of things. I'm the bartender. I'm on duty. That's why you don't get to ask for a drink. You are the bartender.
Speaker: just like you are the chef you are the laundry lady you are like i'm the list goes on and on okay i am going to abc myself out of this believe me you literally knew that i was fucking with him i'm like fucking eight and a half hours away so i can stay what i want
Speaker: You've seen the video, the Australian people, they're fucking telling jokes to each other. And like, you know, if they laugh, they have to take a shot or whatever. Oh, yeah. I love it. It's like, what do you call coming in? It's loading the dishwasher. Yeah. I heard one the other day. What do you call a 12 year old from Kentucky that cannot run her six brothers version?
Speaker: a virgin. Yeah. I was like, Oh, it's true. Sorry. My son, my 12 year old that's sitting right next to me over that way. I have to remember I'm backwards. Yeah, I gotta remember I'm backwards. So my son sitting next to me
Speaker: literally comes home with the most amazingly horrific dark humor jokes that I think I've ever heard in my life that he gets from another kid in school. And I would love to tell him, but I'm afraid that your podcast could get banned. Okay, first of all, I know you're new here, but trust me.
Speaker: Yes, Rick is about to get a kick in the polls Because I could hear it when I read it I good here. Yeah, that's because Connor's a cunt But trust me we've been doing this show for almost three years now I
Speaker: and we've said some of the most horrific, most offense. I mean, for instance, one of the worst things that a show hosted by white guys could have done, one of them dropped the end bomb while we had a black guy on the show. Who? Jeffrey. Look at that. Nice. I literally came on the show. We came back from breaking. We were talking about something and he was quoting Cat Williams and just casually just threw it out there and Tony and I both went. The fuck?
Speaker: Did you just, he was like, if I was like, Jeff, you can't say that. That's where he is. Tony took him with him to the underworld. Yeah. Tony was not amused. I was not amused. We were both in shock. Neither one of us could fucking believe it. This is also a guy when we first started doing the show, he has made a like 3d wall art out of wood and he made his cousin, his weird inbred cousin from Mansfield, Ohio.
Speaker: is in some some weird militia up here and Jeff made like this Confederate flag and it said like m a 22 1776 blah blah blah on it and Jeff's like you think I could put that behind my head when we do the live show and I said I mean you could but I prefer you didn't
Speaker: Why it drops Jesus jokes on me on the regular? Oh, yeah. Dude, I made fun of the Catholics and the Christians. I mean, there was a guy... You made fun of Jewish Jeebuses today. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that. There's a Jewish Jesus? Like Jesus was on TV.
Speaker: Jesus was Jewish. I know Jesus was Jewish but like, you know, that's it. So, why are you sitting over here? Why are you sitting over here? Are you going to tell him the Jesus joke or are you going to tell him the Jesus joke? There was a guy who used to go through our our our chat all the time and he was actually on our show a few times. He got mad at me because I made a couple little jokes about Jesus and about Christians. He got all ****
Speaker: All right, cool. And then I was still like supporting his show and shouting his shout out and stuff. So finally one night I commented in his chat and he just completely blew me off. And then Nicki said hi. And he was like, Oh, I'm Nicki blah, blah, blah. So I messaged him. I'm like, what the fuck, bro? Are you talking about Roncentsical Roncents? Yeah, Roncentsical Roncents. Oh Jesus. Yeah, but why comes home from school with some of the best fucking zingers and one liners? And I'm like,
Speaker: Bro, where do you hear these from? By legging. You said that he's 12. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's why. That's why he's he's a 12 year old boy. They're trying to find the most offensive shit they can say in school and not get fucking kicked out. Well, he's dating an Asian girl. So he's already he's already making sure he's good with the minorities.
Speaker: He's like, how close did I play this? They start dating, right? And he calls me to tell me, he's like, dad, I got a girlfriend and I'm like, okay. And he's like, her name is Angie. I said, Oh, so you and Angie started dating. He said, yeah, but I got to tell you something. And this is after we were making jokes the week before about Steven. He, and he goes, I said, okay, what are you going to tell me? He goes,
Speaker: she's asian i was like you're not even asian you are a failure you got a b you got a b she got a plus plus you should have told him i you either need to break up with him or move out of the house right so at this point i said dude stick with that because she's taking you places yeah no we don't come on the show and try to be i come on like that but i mean we do say so are you a born offensive
Speaker: I mean, yeah, it's the same way though. I would like to defend myself for that accusation. However, Rick and I know each other from for the last four years. I've known honor for the last few years and it's there's no there's no defense from.
Speaker: the law
Speaker: but like I said that time that Jeff dropped the end, oh man, he dropped the end bomb and both Tony and I were just dumbfounded and you know, neither one of us were amused by it or anything like that. Jeff tried to defend himself. It was like, no man. Like that's, that's like the most fucked up thing you could do. I did this to a guy that I used to work with a black guy. I was down here trying to figure out how to use the, um,
Speaker: the handicap lift to get in the pool. So I could just chill in the chair. Wow. Hey, how dare you steal that from me? Now she's frozen. How dare you steal that from me? You selfish lady. Yeah. Yeah. Karen. Are you even disabled?
Speaker: I mean, I'm engaged to Glick, aren't I? She's handicapped. Somebody say, are you disabled? Let's have a conversation and you decide. Right? I don't know. This hall is in your court at this point.
Speaker: Oh my goodness. What did you say? I need a twisted T. You need a what? I need a twisted T. I got a big one. I got a big one right here. That's what she's got in her cup. Well, there's so much sheets and there's some in the refrigerator. Yeah, but you're closest to the refrigerator, so you need to bring us twisted T. We really should have a Wyatt laying around.
Speaker: What floor are you on? On the third floor, what floor is Chris on? Second. Okay, so if you're on the first floor, what you need to do is you hop your little bathing suit behind down the street to the gas station, grab you some O2. Hold on.
Speaker: I need to address this. First off, you asked what floor Nikki was on. Glick don't make enough money for them to be in any sort of a hotel with a pool anywhere but the first floor. Okay. I love the guy, but I hold dumpsters and I know where they're putting a pool on the roof of it of a fucking hotel right now. And that bitch is like $400 a night.
Speaker: You don't know my financial situations. Second of all, she books all of our hotels and she constantly books us at gravy murder hotels in Pennsylvania. We have here sorry.
Speaker: Listen, my mom's got one close to her hotel. My mom's got one close to her in Myrtle Beach called the Blue Oyster Inn. I'm not all about that joint. We know the Blue Oyster Club from the police academy. Is it anything like that? Listen, I drive by it and I'm like, yo, that place sketches. Fuck, I'm not ever staying there. How do you know if I want to go in there?
Speaker: That's the place where you get engraved by the women. That's the place you never black light. That's a big one. I have plenty. You can sleep on the couch. Damn. Damn, Blake. Maybe you should walk drapes down. A few months ago, I just did it because you guys were being loud. You're on mute and calm down, psycho.
Speaker: A few months ago, she books us this hotel, right? She's like, Oh my God, they got this great Mexican restaurant in the front of it. I'm like, Oh, that's gonna be a pretty nice hotel.
Speaker: It's it's all the money was in the beaner, the beaner restaurant. It was in the middle. Oh, no. Holy shit. There's Jeffrey. So I broke out on a prison. Just a minute. I'm going to address that son of a bitch in just a minute. So we we we pull off the exit ramp and it's like in the middle of nowhere. There's like a a CDS gas station. Like this is the beginning of a horror movie, guys. And then I'm like, so those have I.
Speaker: Yeah. She's like, it's right there. And I went, uh, that is a fucking gravy and murders. And then we go in the pools, close the Mexican restaurants, close a hotel. Looks like 1943. That hasn't been, there were cockroaches behind the bathroom door. Cockroaches. The internet was trash. And I'm like, I'm going to fucking die. Fuck him. She's got us at a gravy murder hotel. She said back in the day, it used to be nice. And I'm like,
Speaker: the break back in the old 16 years ago. Take that thing off your forehead. Why are you talking like that? My daughter has my daughter has a cheer wine sticker from her glass bottle stuck right here on her forehead. I don't know what the **** are you doing? It's hard to get down here with my 250. She just dropped her ball in the toilet.
Speaker: Apparently you're apparently you're joining the free the nipple club tonight Jeff There have been at least three Instances where I could have used a gif in here and Jeff was nowhere to be found. Oh Jeff. Come on Jesus Christ
Speaker: What did you have to do, Lee and Lee? Sorry, he's being all fussy. He just left. I'm fine. Bye, Jeffrey. He's such a vagina. Yeah, come back. I can hear that vagina running from here, and he's in Mexico. I think she's not getting back in the pool with me. No, she said she's getting dressed.
Speaker: That's just message, so let's get your ass back in here. You could knock her ass in the pool once she's fully clothed. I could. I would. My son said he would. That's the way he rolls, though. Easy, killer. I've gotten knocked into a pool before. Oh, these two, my two kids wanted to play smash your pass and give me celebrities and musicians tonight.
Speaker: To which I replied, there are some male actors that I would bat from the wrong side of the plate for. I'm not going to lie to you. My daughter goes, who? And I said, you ever looked into Kasey Kane's blue eyes? Come on now. Hey, Tony D. We were just talking about you, buddy. Yeah, we were. Who are we talking about? Tony D? We're talking about Tony's dick. I mean, Tony D. Oh.
Speaker: You shaking your head at making something might have been the Casey canes remark. I don't know. Why am I not surprised? Well, there's other people in the pool now. I have to keep it degraded. Well, you better put your headphones on. Shove is on her way back fully dressed. She's such a hoe.
Speaker: That took all the fun out of it. That's not even fun. I can't believe she's not staying in the pool with me. I can. She's trying to get a drink on. We're going to have to go get more drinks, I feel like. They probably will. Connor, get in the group chat and yell at Jeff.
Speaker: I already told him to get his slutty ass up in here. Then he came in. It's like I'm the only one he listens to because I'm the only one who's respectable out of this group. He just comes for you. Yeah, dude, everybody. Everybody comes for me. That's not true. Do not make me drive to Indiana and slap you in your crippled bitch. You ain't gonna do shit. You said I've heard that.
Speaker: What's going on, princess? I'll tell you what. Well, when so my wife and I are about to get this house and it has a third on the whole third floor is one bedroom and it's it's fucking it's fucking massive. So if y 'all at when y 'all come visit, we have an entire floor just for y 'all because I have an entire floor to move in when I'm tired of this bullshit. And we got to we got to get to know each other a little better, Nikki. I don't know.
Speaker: I can't believe you got scratched. But apparently I'm true now. Then I got to show up on the podcast too and then it's all awkward and shit with Chris. First technician, yes, you can order alcohol through DoorDash. I don't know about in PA because PA has weird alcohol. PA will not deliver, no, PA won't deliver alcohol on DoorDash. That sucks. You also have to understand that.
Speaker: you know
Speaker: way to go you immigrants arguing with immigration in mexico that seems backwards they're trying to support them no no here's the problem so so when i lost my fm2 card i have to go get another one and they're wanting me to jump through hoops and i already told them like four times you know what i'm not going to jump through hoops i already have this i already paid it
Speaker: I need it. And they're getting it for me. But I spent the entire day arguing with this. Just stay there illegally. They stay here illegally. What the fuck? They're not a fair trade. You know, here's the funny thing, Rick. I told them that. I said, you know what? Half your fucking country is in my country. Now I'm going to take over your country. You're going to give me my fucking card before I burn this fucking building down. Just call me out, bitch.
Speaker: From your forward reference me as el cheapo putas. Oh Shit Tony you actually gonna come in here. Uh -huh You come for me? Do you come for me Tony?
Speaker: You know, if you come on the show, the show now, Tony, then then, you know, there's no coming back from. I told I told everybody when I started the show, like I have no fucking co -host. Connor gets a minor excuse because of his little footsie. I said, but Jeff better be in a goddamn dead somewhere. Listen, you little prick. I said, don't worry. I'll tell hosts from the hotel pool.
Speaker: I was in here before you Nikki. I don't hear I can't be on my phone the whole time. I'm broken but dedicated Yeah, you couldn't show up like my soul dude Wednesday was you didn't want me in here on Wednesday. Yeah, you've seen him Tuesday and Wednesday I talked to him Tuesday before surgery and after surgery
Speaker: I should start saving our Snapchat pictures sometimes. I sort of got his phone about three inches away from his face and he had this stupid ass grin on his face. He was like, I made a new surgery. So when I got two hours later, I messaged him. I said, hey, how you feeling, buddy? He was like, there's so much goddamn pain. I don't know what to do.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: And you know what they say I guarantee you know, it's the good
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Say it might be Nikki's because it sounds sounds like a freight train It's definitely Nikki. I'm muted. It's not You're like that We like the Jets and stuff like that. I was like, yeah, if you had an airport and you drop her off and she's a mechanic on the plane Yes, I ran away home and I'm in a hotel. I
Speaker: And I just threw her out at an airport and said, good luck. I hope she realizes she's muted. I'm waiting at you. I'm a dip out so you don't have background noise. I appreciate it. Peace out, Girl Scout. Fuck you, Jeff. I love you. Bye.
Speaker: But I woke up on Tuesday and they were like, yeah, I just put fentanyl in your IV. I was like, oh, shit. All right. So I'll be good. I'll be good for a while. And she was like, oh, no, no, because it's IV, it's going to wear off in like an hour. I was like, OK, just have me ready in an hour. She was like, oh, you're about you're about to take a Percocet right now. I was like, oh, OK.
Speaker: Percocet. So I took my Percocet. You mean like baby ass? Then I fucking call. I snapchatted Chris. Percocet make me sick as fuck. Really? Yeah, I don't know what it is. I don't have any narcotics. I don't have an issue that big an issue with hydrocodone, but oxy's are. I have a problem with them. I don't know why. I had a problem with all those sales when I was 18.
Speaker: I've broken bones and I've, you know, been hurt and I've never had anything like codeine or, or, or well, don't have a surgery. Well, luckily I haven't, thank God nightmare stories about people getting hooked on oxy and shit. I'll deal with the pain.
Speaker: I could not. I could not take narcotics long term. I take that I have a stash of them, but I take them when like it's so miserable that I would I'm like borderline, I'll go to the hospital. That was how I got started hooked on on pain pills, was a knee surgery with hydro's. And then next thing you know, I would have sold my mom for good Vicodins.
Speaker: of the
Speaker: I don't know. No, that's. Yeah, that's Norco is hydro. Sorry. Yeah, that was that was my mom's drug of choice was prescription drugs. Yes. Literally go to the doctor and tell him. She's got both arms and she would say I cut my arm off with a chainsaw and I need this, this and this and the doctor would be like, OK, cool. That was that was the opioid epidemic that we dealt with in this country for so many years. But
Speaker: but that's why I love that. Rick, you're talking in the past tense because it's not happening anymore ever. Well, so, so the doctors aren't doing it like they used to now. It's all black market stuff that the, the, the pro
Speaker: Doctors are super anal about it now. Oh my god. I have to beg for it You should have seen how excited this I broke my foot two years two July's ago while I was on vacation and I literally walked into the hospital on a broken foot and the ladies like what are you here for and I was like my foots broken and she's like you're walking I was like I've had enough beer I promise and so then I
Speaker: I go in there and she's like, well, do you want something for the pain? And I said, ma 'am, I had a knee surgery and I was a pill addict for five years. So I'll just take an 800 milligram. I'd be broken and be good. Thank you much. Yep. That was all I took. Yeah. So I mean, like for me, I'm, I'm terrified of drug addiction and alcohol addiction. And I mean, I'm like, I don't have a problem with alcohol. As we discussed earlier today.
Speaker: You know, when we were here a couple weeks ago and I had to go to the urgent care and they gave me the it took everything I had to take those those meds and they weren't even I don't like meds in the first place. It was an antibiotic.
Speaker: I can't remember. It was like, it was a, it was something to help with the pain, but it was basically. Yeah.
Speaker: It was 800 milligram. I used the mouthwash and then Nikki's like, why would you use the mouthwash right before you eat? And I was like, I don't know because I'm fucking dying over here and I just wanted to use everything at once because I want the pain to go away. Yeah. Like it'll be fine. You can just use it after you eat. And I'm like, no, it only says I can use it twice a day. She's like, you're not going to get addicted or OD on mouthwash. Calm down. You know what? Here's the thing. I said maybe I will.
Speaker: Chris, you and I have the same mentality. We're both going, yes, I'm going to be the exception to the rule. Right. I will. That's going to be the guy. Like, yeah, I'll be the guy who smokes so much that I don't need to die. You would be, you would be the first and only ever to do it in the history of evidence. That's the fear that we have. No, I get it. Dude. I get it. That's why I won't take a record. That's the record book you don't want.
Speaker: Like I get it. I remember how much I love taking pills. And when I broke my foot and they were like, well, we can give you something stronger, like a hydrocodone. I was like, no, I'm good. When I snapped my bicep muscle off my elbow, they were like, oh, we're going to give you hydros. And I was like, I was like, no, I'm good.
Speaker: Yeah, that hurts to hear. Oh, you should see it. It was wild. I'm good. I'm good. I'm not going to show you now. It's, I don't have any muscle right here. So this whole gap on my hand between my elbow crease. And so right here is my muscle right here is nothing. It's just flat. The biggest muscles Rick have on his body is right here.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: But as soon as I ran out and they were like, hey, we're going to switch you to Tramadol because Tramadol is like it's like the in between between a NSAID and a narcotics like a step down, right? Yeah. Fuck all the vitamin C's. They suck. But like when I switched over, like I had two or three days. You love a vitamin D, don't lie. No, vitamin T, vitamin T.
Speaker: Any of the tribe at all are told all makes me feel like I got bugs walking on me at all different tortles and just a really strong and said Tram at all Tram at all is the one that's it's like a narcotic, but it's not really a narcotic It just kind of fucks with you. It's like when they give you naproxen Naproxen and it's just a leave Every time someone's like
Speaker: I'm like, I will kick you in the fucking throat. None of that shit works for me. Listen, I live and breathe on ibuprofen. I have taken ibuprofen, naproxen, Tylenol, aspirin, every NSA that you could fucking name. I draw another ibuprofen at a time just to function some days. But I bet your liver loves you. Oh, yeah. I mean, no worse than fucking normal there, Sparky. Hey, no, hey.
Speaker: You're preaching to the choir. It's going to get miles one way or another. Which one do you want? Do we want them? Do we want them at 35 or do we want them at 30? The only time I drink water is when I'm in the shower and it accidentally hits my mouth. Yeah. Well, you're in Mexico. You can't drink water down there anyways, goon. No, you can't. Every morning I... Oh, you can drink it. You'll just hate yourself in the morning. Yeah. And you probably end up with like... What's that D one? Like... It's called...
Speaker: No, it's called whatever gives you this shit. It's called Montezuma's Revenge. It's literally if it's like coming out and you feel like everybody. Yes, the one that killed us all in Oregon Trail.
Speaker: Well, yeah. You shit to death. You shit yourself till you died. No, Montezuma's revenge. That shit. Oh, my God. It feels like you're being stabbed all over your body. I'll sack punch that motherfucker. He tries to give me revenge. Oh, no, it sucks. No, I every morning I wake up, I take four ibuprofen in the morning with the Pepsi. And then at lunchtime, I have two Tylenol 500s. And that's how I get through my day. Here we go.
Speaker: And then his liver wakes up the excellent crying. The three years liver is like Tarzan's feet. It's just tough. I'm to a lead first thing in the morning with my coffee. And then around lunchtime, I'm usually a goodies powder to get the acetaminophen back into my joints.
Speaker: Yeah, that good. Yeah. And then I usually come home from work and, and for, for the night, you know, I take a Tylenol 800. We should be sponsored by goodies because I live and breathe by this shit. I'm literally get, get weirded out when I have more than two ibuprofen in a week. Let's take a second on top of each other. Just all is you hearing you guys are like, you know what? I could up by dosage.
Speaker: You're very good. That's just all that for your fucking audience. The only reason I take it is because I get, you know, I stare at screens all day. So I get headaches. Breaking news, gentlemen, that's your migraine. Breaking news, gentlemen, Trump wins Missouri. Breaking news, Trump dominated something earlier. I saw it on my phone. Yeah, Nikki Haley's state.
Speaker: Hang on. That's what it was. He dominated. Trump dominates. Trump dominates Idaho caucus is what came down on my phone earlier. 68 % of the vote compared to Haley's 27 % in Michigan. Yeah. If he doesn't win this year.
Speaker: Something's rigged. Like, if he doesn't win this year, something has gone awry. Every caucus he's been in so far, he's won. So if he doesn't win the presidency, that's fucked up. What was the one that Nikki Haley got beat by like none of the above or some shit like that? Did you see that shit? No!
Speaker: But initially, she got beat on the boat by like none of the above or something like that. Jesus Christ. Like she's well, she's totally George Soros back. So she's a fucking. Yeah, she's a right. No Republican. And it's I don't want to get too much into politics. But no, but the end of the day, he's backed by George Soros. Their life's like, yeah, it's really a couple of hundred. Yeah. The largest Democratic donor in the history of fucking ever. Yeah.
Speaker: yeah the problem is is smart people know that and they're like yeah we're good can i tell you so i'm this is going to be a good one i'm a huge fan of conspiracy theories
Speaker: Rick, we need to hang out. I love, love a good conspiracy theory. Dude, there's so many. I don't want to get into any right now, but I am a gigantic fan of conspiracy theories, especially when they're good enough to where they almost make sense. You know what? I'm right there with you, buddy. I do have to ask, and I know Chris is going to give me shit for it.
Speaker: So anyway, Chris
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: The problem right there. There's no problem. The non -believers. I don't want to fucking know. Right here. You can start a podcast. I replace Donaldson's pants and talk about conspiracies all fucking. My face hurts from laughing so hard right now. Fucking read cards. God, I hate this. Tonight's show.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: The mandala effect shut up Jeff Jesus It's like somebody just cut the string off Connors tampon when conspiracy theory came up once again Connors third chair, so one of us showed up one time
Speaker: I'm here all the time. You're not. He's also trying to broadcast from a third world country. I'm also I'm also a stone out of my **** gourd 90 % of the time and he's so angry about his conspiracy theories. Oh my god.
Speaker: I used to. Here's the reason. I'll tell you exactly why I don't like conspiracy theories, because I used to work with a guy who that would all fucking day talk to me about Mac.
Speaker: Oh my god. Oh, those guys are the worst. Like a Jesse Ventura level conspiracy theories. I'm out. The other guy, the frogs are gay guy. What's his name? Oh my god. It was, it was the worst. So I don't do conspiracy theories anymore. Yeah. You're talking, he took it to like a Jesse Ventura level. Let's go live in a compound with tinfoil hats on kind of shit. I'm not that guy. I'm not that guy. Big QAnon guy.
Speaker: I love hearing about them. I love hearing the backstories of them. Do I believe a lot of them? Like in North Georgia, we have so much Bigfoot stuff. Like it's ridiculous here in North Georgia. Everywhere you turn is a Bigfoot museum or Bigfoot something or other in North Georgia. And it cracks me up because I'm not, I'm not a Bigfoot believer.
Speaker: You're the show that is hosted by a Bigfoot. We are hosted by a Bigfoot. I mean, this is... No, that's like a wannabe Yeti. In Bigfoot terms, he is the Tywin Lannister of Bigfoots. I don't know about that. He's more like the lack of an abominable snowman.
Speaker: No, so we we have that here in Ohio to you know, Southern Ohio. Oh my god. It's I think it's anywhere in the Appalachian Trail. Yeah. Yeah. And we're a part of the Appalachian Trail. So, you know, like a lot of those a lot of those big shows and everything like that. They they're all over Ohio. Oh my god. They're they're ridiculous here is crazy. You get down like and you don't even have to go all the way down to Southern Ohio. You go like
Speaker: a half hour away from us. It was like an hour from my parents. Anywhere there's woods, there's a Bigfoot in there, I guarantee it. It was a squat, woods, or a sand square. It took an hour to get from my house to North. Not an hour and a half, but when you get down there, my sister used to have a cabin down there.
Speaker: And you get out there like every morning mom and pop store, they've all got squash. And like you got on the Hocking Hills when we went camping last year for Nikki's birthday. That's all Bigfoot country down there.
Speaker: like your trailer park, boys, the same squinch. Yeah. Even Walmart down in honking hills stole Sasquatch souvenirs. Like, that's why Sasquatch is my spirit animal. That's where I got it. I was at fucking Walmart. Oh, my God. I need that shirt. There are so many. So there are so many. Now, don't get me wrong. There's some conspiracy theories like that. And I'm just like, yeah, fucking right. Those are conspiracy theories. Those are.
Speaker: those are those are those are urban legends yeah they're cryptids like the moth man uh the wendigo uh jeff the ghost sucker i mean el chupacabra el cheapo little fucker el cheapo cabra yeah but then you've got like then you've got like people talking about like skin walkers and shit or like the giants in the mountain have you guys seen the guy
Speaker: Have you seen that guy that was in West Virginia? Yeah. Yeah. And he was like, he supposedly went and saw this like giant cave opening of the giants in the mountain and then he was being called and I'm like, this is TikTok. So how much can you really put behind it?
Speaker: I brought it up here on the show, Rick, and I have never heard the end of it. It's not. But then you listen to people like like I listened. Tucker Carlson the other day interviewed probably the biggest conspiracy theorist in the United States history, and that was Alex Jones.
Speaker: and he has not been far off on a lot of things so it's kind of like it's one of those conspiracy theories that kind of just makes you go huh maybe the one that cracks me up when it comes to conspiracy theories is that birds are not real
Speaker: What? What? I haven't heard that one. You haven't heard that? There's a guy in a van that says the birds are drones. Okay, here's the first problem. It's a guy in a van. What's up, brother? Tell him by the river. Always who it is.
Speaker: No, but there's always a guy in a van. There's always a conspiracy theory that the birds that birds that you see are drones and they're spying on everybody. Well, let me know. Yeah, I can prove that wrong with the number that I've hit in a big truck and send feathers and blood flying and not electronics. De -bumped already. Fuck that.
Speaker: No, I think, uh, shit, that hydraulic fluid. Yeah. So, so that, that theory, quote unquote conspiracy theory, like last year said, and I was getting ready to say, by the way, what's up brother? How are you doing? Um, that's like half because it has been found out that they are creating. And we actually talked about that when Tony was still on the show. Well, Tony did bugs. He said the. We pulled up that.
Speaker: you know our government and other governments are creating drones that look like insects and or birds but they did that with mosquitoes in south america they did it with mosquitoes in south america i saw something about that actually i saw a movie of it it was called richy rich they had that bee that flew around oh jesus
Speaker: but so like to go back and I'm not going to spend too much time on it but like Jeff asked about the whole JFK thing I've read so many mafia books how many times
Speaker: I've never seen it. But I'm going to tell you right now, I've not read all the mafia, having read all the mobster books, the mafia books, having listened to all the mafia podcasts, and hearing what Sammy the Bull Gravano directly said about JFK. That was absolutely 100 % a mob hit put out by the Teamsters. And you'll never convince me otherwise.
Speaker: And he ended up in an incinerator in Ohio that then burned down the day before the FBI got to learn for it. An incinerator facility that burned down. Come on now. So that was totally a mob hit, dude. I don't care what nobody says. You'll never convince me otherwise. That was a mafia hit all day. What's going on, buddy? I'm just trying to figure out why I came on the show. Oh, Jesus.
Speaker: You have no life like the rest of us. It's because you're an alien and you have nothing better to do. I've got a family that was like, what the fuck? I mean, I've got one too. One sitting here playing cod. He's actually in the gulag right now because he died because he sucks. And the other one's inside watching Jeepers Creepers reborn.
Speaker: She's watched so many that movie has made that movie is the most unsettling movie I've ever watched in my life. So it makes me never want to look at a goat ever again. I mean, I don't know, man, the Chinese, the Chinese version of the grudge was pretty bad. I think I think last means the Starship Troopers. You mean you mean you mean you mean the Orkin?
Speaker: the other one's upstairs going to Whitney Houston again.
Speaker: The work in reality show yeah, I love that fucking movie Yeah, thank God am I out that's that's actually not a movie that is a reality based on Us working workers and you know as a veteran
Speaker: I will stab you in the **** eyeball. I was out there on the on the front line. for 9 long years. I almost had it. Yeah. I appreciate you people watching our our show and and and and honoring us.
Speaker: Yeah. Let's, let's, let's all the military vets. Let's all the military vet. Thank you for your service, Chris. Heroes wear capes. I volunteered for the service. Take care of one road at a time, baby. Jesus Christ. Man. I, you know.
Speaker: It was an honor to serve. It was an honor to serve not only the great that that great military. I don't want you to do this. But it was an honor to serve the people of Earth and and and the human beings that are out there that didn't be here today without don't have the freedoms that are right that we have because of you. Oh, I'm sorry. What happened?
Speaker: Dropping my camera so I can go get my waiters because the bullshit's getting really deep He fought the war on bugs Whatever he was he was Denise Richards. They had her play him in the movie Wait, she was pretty hot movie. I'm not gonna lie
Speaker: You know, I've never found her attractive. You know, yeah, but Jess, she's a celebrity. You're not passing. I'm putting your packer in it. Don't lie. Oh no. 100 % not. You know what movie she was super hot in and I'm going to say this right before you go to break.
Speaker: Fucking wild things. I never saw that movie. Can I tell you that I've never seen it? Yeah. Yeah. Just like. Yeah. Yeah. Did you hear he's like a 12 year old kid who just thought that his dick gets hurt? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Being the cinephile that I am, I've seen all the movies and you only need to see that scene because it's the only thing worth seeing in the movie.
Speaker: It's the cinematography. The movie itself is fucking lame as shit. Try anything you want to play, bro. Try Battle Royale or whatever. Watch the policy before we're going to take a real quick break. So give me give me just a second here to get what I got. You're the fucked up. Before you watch before you go watch something from wild things, you want to make sure you're properly hydrated because you're going to get really thirsty after you watch it. And in order to be properly hydrated, you should go check out our friends at liquid IV dot com because
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Speaker: I'm whispering to the audience. Anyways, we're gonna take a real break. We're gonna take a real quick break. I'll be back in just a few minutes. Got a little... Got a little... You should have played Where the Wild Things Are by Metallica to feel a perfect segue from the movie that we just did. If I had music that fast, I probably could have. I'm gonna play a little...
Speaker: Eva Under Fire with their cover of Journey's Separate Waves.
Speaker: To survive the time of your life Some days love will find you Break those chains back by you One night will remind you How we touch and win our separate ways
Speaker: Never hurt you Too lost, won't it hurt you? You know I still love you Don't we touch that way
Speaker: It's your love You'll never walk alone Take care of my love It's your love Some days love will find you Break those chains that find you One night will remind you How we touch and waste our separate ways
Speaker: I still love you
Speaker: Love is behind you Break those chains that's behind you One night we'll revive you
Speaker: Yeah, because I'm here monopolizing his time What no sorry I wouldn't pay attention what what the fuck just happened
Speaker: Can you rock out the intro back for the show? I'll be right back. All right. Sorry, Chris is about to get his dick sucked. I don't know what just happened. No. So, OK, so welcome back to Nonsense Go Nonsense. We are back. We are, of course, have Connor and Rick in the house.
Speaker: Uh, you can catch us live everywhere. We are currently on Facebook, YouTube, and Twitch. Uh, welcome back boys. I don't know what he's doing. I don't know what he's doing, but, uh, apparently it's touching his wee wee. He's getting his balls lit. My son just said he, my 12 year old said he's probably jerking off in the bathroom. No, he's got emails with him. That's not my dad or he's licking their balls. Hell I don't know.
Speaker: I don't I don't deal with feet in any way shape or form I know there's no exception there's no exception to be done whatsoever
Speaker: I threatened to knock $2 ,500 worth of braces out of my kid's mouth this morning because he used my calf muscle to put his croc back on his unsocked foot. I don't fuck with feet. Period. And I have a valid reason for it. They are never, they are never, ever clean. Everyone's not wrong.
Speaker: So so you draw the line like so you're you're saying and and I'm trying to be delicate because I know your kids in the room. No, you're in my ear, my ear, bro. So you would draw the line at your woman and be like, let's get some friskiness right after she's out of the gym. Oh, no, I would do that, but I'm not touching her feet. So
Speaker: Well, she's definitely not clean after she comes back from the gym, but your feet, your feet are just dirt. Since you've been born and able to walk, I've never been clean ever. I get that. But unless you sit on the side of the tub, unless you're not, unless you're doing something, not doing something dirty, it ain't fun.
Speaker: Not feet. No, I guess we can still growing up. I had a lot of issues with mine. I get that. But like so you wouldn't even give your woman a feet massage. No, I won't touch it. What? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Not happening. Oh, but I love giving my woman a focus. Absolutely not. Not happening. I'd rather cut my fucking hands off. If I could cut my feet off and walk around on just ankle stumps and still maintain balance, I absolutely would.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Not to the extent where I won't rub my wife's feet. She had a long day at work. She does property management. She's walking around driving, getting it out of her car all day. I don't take my shoes off until I'm ready to get in bed. Like when I get up in the morning, I put my shoes on and I wear shoes and socks all day until it's time for bed. I get what you're saying, Rick, about being in boots or whatever. And my feet are
Speaker: My wife literally calls them hobbit feet because she's like, they freaked me out. Um, so, so I literally, so every night, this is funny. So I rescued a pit bull a few years back. Actually he rescued me, but either way, um, I lay with him. So my daughter got my king size bed when I moved into this house with my girlfriend, cause we bought a brand new bed.
Speaker: So my dog, that's like his, his bed. He slept in there since I got him. So even when my daughter's not here, that's where he sleeps every night and sleeps in that King size bed with a fuzzy blanket, whatever. So every night before I go to bed, I go in and I lay with him for a few minutes and just kind of lay with him and show him some attention because I work all day and everything like that. So I don't see him a lot. He doesn't go to work with me anymore. Like he did when I first got him.
Speaker: and he had really bad separation anxiety so I had to break that habit via CBD dog treats but either way um so I go and I leave him I will literally go into my bedroom and change for bed but I will not take my socks off until I come into actually get into bed I will keep my socks on so I can slide my dudes back on to walk out the bedroom door and 10 feet to my right to go to my daughter's room to lay with the dog
Speaker: Oh no, you know, like I, I cannot walk barefoot anywhere. No. And it's actually supposed to be really good for you. It's supposed to really help. Well, I guess according to a guy, Gary Brekke, it's supposed to really help with, um, replacing vitamin D in your body and keeping your body, what they call grounded.
Speaker: Um, is, is at least a five minute walk on grass or sand or something. That's not your house or your, but yeah, you'd have to look it up. I saw, I heard it on the milk boys podcast. No plug to that. That's true. I've actually heard that like, and they say the best time to get vitamin D is to go for a walk right. As the sun breaks the crest of the horizon in the morning, you'll get the most that you'll get up. I think it's up to 45 % more vitamin D from that son versus middle of the day son.
Speaker: No, I get that. Just taking a walk barefoot through the grass on beaches, anything like that. It's supposed to be really, really good for your body itself. There's a whole, and I hate to go back down this road, but there's a whole thing about, you know,
Speaker: back in the day, people were quote unquote, healthier. Yeah, because they will go barefoot or I don't use the copper for for conspiracy theory. I think that's more of the fact that we've become so accustomed to all the chemicals and additives and bullshit that we deal with all the time, that it's drastically destroyed our because you think back to our parents, how often did your dad miss work because he was sick? Almost never.
Speaker: you know like they went to work fucking every day they would take some medicine big deal and they would go like i don't have it all off if he was dead yeah like i literally and if you could find a way to wheel his dead body to work he would at least show up at the desk and you'd pull it if they pulled it all night or two you know hey it's an idea yeah right but
Speaker: And so I firmly believe that there is a tie into the way, the simplistic way that they lived years ago to the more complex way that we live now with all the added, the add -ons in our lives and the additives in our food and everything. It has a like, okay, look at this.
Speaker: Cancer was not a big thing in the early 1900s, but now it's everywhere you turn. They also didn't know what the fuck it was. What do you mean you go back to when they found cancer? The numbers have, the pregnant populations increased, but the numbers have dramatically increased in cancer. The reason it comes down to is, you know, you can't,
Speaker: back in the day, they didn't have the chemicals that they sprayed on the fields and stuff. And you know, I actually read and kind of freaked me out because, and I stopped doing it instantly that like, if you, if you use your laptop and you actually set it on your lap. Well, that they say not to hold your phone to the side of your head anymore. Yeah. 45 minutes at a time. Yeah. That's why they made the speakers in your home so much louder because you're not supposed to have everything.
Speaker: Like the headphones are different. I'll plug my headphones in. So the headphones are different. They say the lithium battery in your cell phone is what is bad to be pressed against the side of your face. Yeah. So it's it's it's it's it's super fucking weird.
Speaker: Like, I want to call them conspiracy theories, but I can't because... They're more so just little dumb facts. Yeah, the numbers are there to back up what they're saying. Right. But the problem is, is nobody talks about it. Nobody... I mean, like, people talk about it, but it's not widespread like it should be. So, like, here's a prime example. When I wrestled in high school, one of the number one things they told us was to consume a lot of protein.
Speaker: And one of the best ways to get protein was to drink raw eggs, which I mean, it's super gross. A lot of people are like, Oh my God, really? I used to put four in a glass every morning and drink it. And then all of a sudden they were like, Oh.
Speaker: now all of a sudden they're like oh salmonella salmonella and i'm like i did that shit for like three years and never one time got sick from anything the only reason i got sick was because the taste the the texture was like swallowing a gigantic slimy booger
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. I feel like that would swallow steam and it would be eggs. Yeah, that's kind of more what I would imagine it kind of tastes like. The texture's got to be more like swallowing a load than an egg, but yeah. At the end of the day, ultimately, you're still swallowing a load. But you're swallowing a fetus. Yeah, I'm insane. When I wrestled in high school, you get up every morning because I was relentless about being in the gym. Oh, yeah, we had a trade hard.
Speaker: You know, I I wrestled 120. I was lightly and and I would ever wrestle 120 in my life. I don't think I ever wrestled 120 in my life. They wouldn't even let me square up and spar with 120s. Actually, you know what? You know what? I had a really weird habit of when I go to take do a shot. I'd spread my legs. I spread my arms like this to do a shot and
Speaker: you know how i broke it it sounds funny i went up against the guy that was 275 and every time i do it he'd shove my arm around and i'd spin around and you get fucked up and i got i learned real quick stop doing it dummy you know yeah because you're giving away your shot you're giving it away before you're even doing it it was yeah exactly and he was like dude if you keep doing it i'm just keep knocking him against the fucking mats
Speaker: Yeah, no doubt. No, I'm going to learn one way. And after one practice of three hours, this dude just, you know, I'm trying to do a shot on him, knowing I'm relentlessly slamming you on the ground until I get it right. And he was really nice about it. But to go back to what you were saying, like, we were taught to eat and drink and do certain things. Now they're like, Oh my God, don't do that. Don't do that. Can you imagine?
Speaker: The way people would freak out if you showed up in a in a sauna suit Oh my god, I see guys at the gym right now and like there was a guy walking out the other day And then I used to wear him religiously to cut weight to make weight like that was my oh like I was Terrible on a fucking boiler run a fucking boiler room or run the school wearing a sauna suit with trash bags on you I show 11 I should 11 pounds in six hours one day like I cut fucking weight I
Speaker: this right away and then you got to go and you got to pack it all back on that night so you overweight yeah walks out of the gym the other day and i any comes out the door we were walking up to it and he just pulls his sleeve out like this.
Speaker: And you just poured. And dude, it was like somebody poured a water bottle out of his sleeve. And my girlfriend was like, what was that? I said, that was straight, hard work. And she goes, what do you mean? I said, that was just sweat.
Speaker: She's like, why was it stuck in this? She said, why was it stuck? I said, that's a sonesty. It's tight on your wrist, tight on your neck, tight around your waist. And that's all it does is trap body heat. So when you're working out and working out and working out, you just sweat. It's like sweating into a Ziploc bag the whole fucking time. Well, not only that, it promotes you to sweat more. Yes, because it doesn't let any air in there. The only thing it's good for is water weight.
Speaker: Oh, fuck yeah. You're not losing real weight on that. You go to a fucking tournament, a wrestling tournament, and you're three pounds overweight, and your coach just looks at you and then looks at your bag and goes, do it. And you're, fuck! Go on a sauna suit and you start running around a goddamn gym. Yup, and you're just running. And then right before you weigh in, and now, Rick, being a wrestling guy, I gotta ask you,
Speaker: is it better to suck in or blow out right before you you count the scale oh i would always exhale i would always exhale because i wanted to feel oh dude i wanted to feel as light as i go like i would exhale until i almost fucking passed out guys they would literally fucking wet their ass off towel off as fast as i can strip naked jump on the scale and go
Speaker: Well, we didn't, we weren't allowed to strip naked, but we'd strip down to just like, like a pair of fucking shorts and scale because like I wrestled the head. I wrestled just under the unlimited class. So if I didn't make weight, I could wrestle a guy that weighed anywhere from two 20 to 300 fucking pounds. So I had to come in just under that two 20 Mark, or I would have a 70 fucking pound gap in my, and dude, when you wait two 21,
Speaker: and you take on a guy that weighs 295, you're just like, and you're exhausted. Why did I show up? You're like, why did I show up? Just forfeit the match. I don't have the energy to throw this guy. Yeah. Did you wrestle in school or anything like that? I just want to say that bullet job was great. Oh my God. I knew it. Dude, Wyatt said you were jerking off in the bathroom. That's what Wyatt said.
Speaker: He was giving Mickey a shrimp. Why? You're 12 years old. We understand why you spent 45 minutes in the shower. You just discovered yourself, little buddy. Calm down. He's not that bad. It's a little word. People who drink what I need because you got to rehydrate. Yeah. You know what? I have never had a good time beating off in the shower. No, it's always a struggle.
Speaker: Yeah. Nothing lathers up. I've never not had a good time. I've never used Vaseline. Wow.
Speaker: I just raw dog. It's either Robert raw dog or Luber German. That's it. I've never used lotion or anything like that. Just straight raw dog, man. Calluses and all. Just get out. Just hack a good fucking movie on that bitch and call it a day, right? Just get out. Here we go. The beauty of raw dogging comes down to one thing. No cleanup.
Speaker: You don't have to sit there and go, I'm disgusting. You grab a piece of tissue paper or or a tissue or toilet paper, tissue paper, dude wipes, bro. Trust me, dude wipes. Yeah, I got. Yeah, I got bro. Trust me. I'm just saying. And they got aloe. Oh, yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Or or like Connor, he usually puts it into a jar so he can save it for later for a protein drink. Yeah. Oh, lord. And then we'll knock it till you try it.
Speaker: I'm not saying anything. I mean, I don't remember when you told me about it and I'm like, hey, yeah, he's like, put it into it. And then pour it into your important. One day, they're going to clone myself. Yeah. He's like, pour it into your, into your protein smoothie and you'll be good to go, bro. And I'm like, I was right on the money. I'm like, this is delicious. That's what he does.
Speaker: to compare raw eggs to that. Now, it's perfect. I was like, stick to raw eggs, buddy. Wow. This is delicious.
Speaker: Connor was right the whole time. Goddamn. It's like it's after we're sorry. The kids giggles still can't figure out what you know when Nikki's giving me a blowjob and I'm like, hey, hey, hey, you know, save some for me. Hey, hey, hey. Wow. I'm in training. I'm in training. She just took a hard life. Don't you dare swallow that shit.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: I don't know his activity. Sorry, I'm talking away. Don't worry. Daddy's still here. I'll come in and save the show. Don't you worry. I don't know. We were having a good conversation. Don't get naked in wrestling, man. I don't know what they're talking about. Fucking weirdo. Hey, I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. You WWE, man. I don't want to hear it. Yeah.
Speaker: Those guys are sports entertainers. Yeah. Hey, hey, Connor, out there. Where's your company? They're not the right kind of wrestling. Yeah. Those guys in the Olympics. I'm sorry. See you back in the Olympics and wrestling Kurt angle.
Speaker: There's a lot of, I'll give it to them though. They're athletes. They're sports entertainers though. Yeah. Oh, they spend more time talking, you know, actually wrestling. Now they do. Now they do. They didn't use to, man. You go back to the eighties and nineties and those guys put fucking hours and I like, I've listened to like Rick flares interviews on Rogan where he did like 300 days a year doing matches.
Speaker: like those were when they were athletes. They're doing 350 some days a year, you know, almost a full year. Not anymore. Yeah, they're doing more than what they were doing then. Not to mention all these different countries and goodbye. Here's my question, Chris. Us at nine o 'clock in the morning because
Speaker: how long does an actual match from when like bell rings to bell end depends on the match some match but the three hour pose this question to the four of us on this fucking panel so y 'all got wrestlers and their athletic ability could any of us do what they do inside the ring I literally just said that they're athletes okay well I could I mean I'll be like Toby McGuire in there
Speaker: Let me get into Jeff. You know what Jeff is? Jeff's the new Jimmy Hart, the mouth of the South. That's why Jeff could do what they do in the ring. He'd be Jimmy Hart. Talking into the microphone because we all know first and foremost, hey, we know that I can get on a mic. If I trained like them, I could. Yeah. If I trained like those guys, I'm not going to go up against fucking John Cena tomorrow.
Speaker: but that's the thing is all the matches are treated and they know who's good, but they still practice on set matches. So all those moves, I got their practice in them. They're, they're trying to perfect them. They're still trained. They're in the gym. They're, they're trying to perfect them. But we mostly behind the scene and we're starting to get to see a little bit more of that these days with the, you know, now that the wrestlers are actually allowed to be on firebreak.
Speaker: uh on social media and stuff with you and that cape babe is not so much there anymore and everybody knows that wrestling's fate quote unquote fake and scripted and stuff like that but
Speaker: However, you say fake, but let's see you go through a fucking table. I mean, that shit does that. No, I mean, there's an element of there's an element of doing it safely and just doing it. We saw backyard matches that are not scripted and then guys in the hospital the rest of his life. That's why I said none of us could do what they do. That's like so I give the WWE shit just because it's not real wrestling, but
Speaker: Right. It is. It is impressive. They are absolutely athletes. I challenge anybody who says otherwise. And some of the shit that they do, I will absolutely watch the WWE every once in a while and just be like, that's fucking wild. He just launched off the fucking top rope and jumped on this dude and he's fine.
Speaker: He's fine. It's like it's like I got in the match. And if I lifted Chris above my head, everybody would be like, holy fuck, you know, the chance doing it would not be happening. But. You know, that part, yes, 100 percent impressive. But the the what what turns me off of it is they spend 45 minutes to an hour jabber, John. It's like just fucking be ready. I got shit to do.
Speaker: So I can tell you who the top two, in my personal opinion, the top two WWE wrestling athletes are. And that is CM Punk and Brock Lesnar, because they're the only two that have ever transitioned over to UFC and done real MMA fighting. And you're wrong. I wouldn't mess with any MMA. And you're wrong. Who else did it?
Speaker: Bobby Lashley did it and he was an absolute monster. Did Bobby Lashley fight UFC or did he fight pride or something else? Uh, he fought in MMA. He's from right here in Georgia, by the way. He's from right here in Atlanta. I don't know if Bobby Lashley was ever in the UFC, but he was undefeated in mixed martial arts inside of an octagon or a cage or whatever you want to call it. And, and, and. Brock Lesnar's last fight was against over him, Alistair or Alistair over him. Yep.
Speaker: Remember when it went over him hit him in the stomach and this was after he came back from that was medical issues. Yeah, he had surgery Bobby Lashley and Alistair fought twice I think and Bobby Lashley absolutely fucking destroyed Well Bobby Lashley's a fucking he's a physical anomaly all on his own like that dude I would know there are very few people in this world and
Speaker: I will not that I will not throw hands with it. Push him to shove, but I can tell you right now, Bobby Lashley and Brock Lesnar are two dudes that if I could talk my way out of that fight in a bar, I am absolutely going to just, I will go down like a bitch. I'm paying their tab. So I had a buddy, I had a buddy back in New York. His name was Mike. He called him big.
Speaker: he was six foot eight and weighed in 340 pounds and he fought MMA like low -class MMA but I remember the first time he showed up at the dirt track ever a fight he had his hood up and his sunglasses on at night and I was like biggie what are you doing
Speaker: He took his hood down. He had golf ball welts all over his head. He had double black eyes. That dude open hand clubbed me in the chest one day and I thought he literally collapsed both of my lungs and I stood there. I was like, I clenched up all my chest muscles and I just stood there cause I didn't want to look like a bitch. And then when he walked away, I was like, Oh my fuck, I think I'm going to die.
Speaker: Also, let's not give the CM Punk experiment any credit because he looked like such an ass clown in the Octagon. He did, but he tried, though. And he took some fucking things. And let's be honest, and this poses a question. If given the time to train, would you get in the ring of the Octagon? Yes. Are we talking now or are we talking me 10 years ago?
Speaker: OK, so I can start to say I give you six months to train. No way to fight somebody. But win or lose, you get 50 grand. I couldn't do it. OK. Yes. And, you know, you're not going to make it to the cage. That's all right. Right back. 50 grand win or lose 50 grand win or lose. All right. You know, let them beat the shit out of me. I don't. I used to. I used to do something similar. I used to do tough man contests.
Speaker: Um, which you went, you went into it, whether it was a cage or a ring. And, and I did that for a few years, had fun doing it. What's that? The, the BME Panhellenic Olympics. The only downfall was because it was a tough man competition. There was no weight classes.
Speaker: So like, I, you know, like one time I go up suddenly bigger than you. Yeah. So, like, so like one time I did it and I did, and I did pretty well. I did it. Uh, I did it like four, five years, five years. And every time I competed, I came in the top five. My best finish was second place. Um, well one year, uh, in an early round, I got into the, I got into the ring with a guy who was a boxer.
Speaker: and this cat was literally half my size. I was like, oh, I'm going to **** kill it. Absolutely not. Well, however, I did, I didn't kill this cat but the bell rang for the first round and I **** I swear to god the bell was ringing and he hit me 47 times.
Speaker: I don't know where he came from. I don't know how he got to me so fast. I wasn't even out of my corner. This motherfucker hit me 47 times and then the fact that I was still standing and he stopped for a second and I was still standing and you see that look in his eyes. So yep, I fucked up like like he heard Morgan Freeman in his head. It was at this moment. Yeah.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: But if it's 50k win or lose, the belt will break. I mean, I'm going to go in there and take 50k and take a KO in the first 38 seconds, no doubt. There would be caveats to that 50k and it'd have to be like at least three rounds. No way. No fucking three, five minute rounds. You're out of your fucking mind. You better stay on your way homeboy. There's no way. My knees. You're going to the ground. You're fucked. My knees. The first time that dude fucking hit me in the leg.
Speaker: have you ever seen the leg kicks that these guys drop the first time that motherfucker hits me in the leg my knees are done have you ever taken a good leg kick no that shit is fucking murder let's say this
Speaker: You're not running anywhere I Know you won't quit smoking. You can't you can't quit smoking. Wait, can I smoke while I'm fighting? I'm like wait wait before you hit me. Yeah Okay
Speaker: there's no way. I put the caveat out there because II say this all the time. I got like three good fights left in me. Maybe four good fights left in me. Three five minute rounds for fifty K. I think I'm going to last it because at the end of the day, I'm going to tell her I'm going to I'm going to say the same thing like I say to everybody. You might be you might out train me. You might be more knowledgeable than me when it comes to fights but do not let me put these bear paws on you because once I grab a hold of you ain't letting go.
Speaker: I'm just saying I'll build a ring tomorrow. So here's the thing. If you're going with somebody your size, Chris, and they take you to the ground, it's over. So here's the thing. You want to stay up. You want to stay up. You want to stay up. What the fuck? That was not Brian. That was not Brian, dude. No, it was not. I was trying to get it before that. That was not Brian. So here's the thing.
Speaker: here's my thing if i have to show the any fight that is not hold on one second real quick uh hey douchebags do you have nothing better to do in your fucking time like literally this is what you do get a fucking life go back to your fucking little cantina and hang out in your little queer circle jerk with all your fat fucking old friends let's be honest you literally wanted to show your dick to four dudes
Speaker: Hold on. Yeah. Right. Wow. That really accomplished a lot. Congratulations. Should we all laugh in unison at it or what? Here's my thing. Here's my thing. If you've got something to say, come in here like a grown ass man and say it.
Speaker: If you don't have anything to say, then suck the fart out of my ass with a fucking straw. We were alive just like you know, one night we were alive. I think everybody had left. Jeff went to bed and whatnot. By the way, my son's open like I'm caught and they're hearing everything I just said, which is fucking awesome. Nice. Yeah, you suck the fart out of my dad's ass. Making fun of this dude because he came on here.
Speaker: And it was great because Legu was here obviously being a woman and I'm like, what the fuck? And then we spent like five or 10 minutes just clowning this dude for his little fucking record. And I know exactly who that was. And see, this is the thing.
Speaker: Wait, you recognized him by his penis? No, no, no. Is that about awkward, really? I've seen that dick before. That's been in my mouth. I know that, Todd. I've been up close and personal with it. Did you walk right into that one? Yeah, I did. I did. Okay. What I meant by that was I know the group that that came from.
Speaker: and and I know you guys are running scared right now at the end of the day. I know you're you're shook but I know where you're listening because that's what you guys do and we appreciate it. Obviously, the link is in the chat. Jeffrey, drop the link one time. Yeah, it's open door. It's open door tonight, isn't it? Actually, I got it. I'm thanks for the new Jeff. I don't need you. It's open door tonight, isn't it?
Speaker: like like bring your stupid asses up here. So here's my thing. I'm new to this, right? Put it on. I'm new to this. So somebody just jumped in here to show me their pecker and I'm the new guy. And I've seen bigger peckers in midget porn. So what the fuck is going on here? Oh, yeah. I was not expecting that because Brian's face popped up first. It really showed. But I was like, I was like, oh, and then I was like, oh, what the fuck? So they went out of their way to go through all that hassle.
Speaker: So, this is the second time and this is happening. This is my second time and I'm going to say this right now. You, it makes you guys even more scummy people because you attack, you target our friends, alright? So, so, so listen, listen to the words that are going to come out of my mouth real quick. Hold on one second, Rick. Listen here. Okay. Yeah. Say, don't cut me off.
Speaker: This is all recorded and I have a 12 year old so congratulations you showed your genitals to a fucking minor
Speaker: Congratulations. Somebody just pulled their dick out in front of a 12 year old minor. So do you really, do you really want to regularly come in and show your genitals? Because if you do that, you will sign up for a list that you don't ever get to get off of. I'm just saying like, I have a 12 year old sitting here who can easily see the phone screen.
Speaker: so now you're **** with minors and pornography and all sorts of sexual offenses and like so and I know you said they're here so I know they're still listening and believe me when I tell you I have an uncle who is uh an attorney in the top 1600 in the nation. I will **** bury you via your IP and VPN **** It's not hard to find and you're the beauty of the
Speaker: It saves the IP address. Correct. So if they want to come on and do it again, by all means, let them pull out their pecker and pop up on the screen again. And that line will literally forward the link to my uncle and my cousin and be like, here you go, Pierre, have fun, buddy. The crazy thing about it, it's not their pecker. It's a picture that they find on the internet. Guess what?
Speaker: So there's some distribution of pornography, which is illegal to anybody. There's some dude that don't like our show and don't let's be honest. They don't like me. Let's call a spade a spade. They don't like me and they have, is that a racist term? Penises. Congratulations, bro. You are now known as a guy who searches for penises on your browser history too. I'm just saying like.
Speaker: they were dead inconsiderate and they didn't realize that there's a child that can see my phone screen from where they are so some people might want to rethink their life choices maybe stop being such a piece of shit get a life that would put you as a pedophile which means uh you know what happens if pedophile's in prison i'm just saying not good things i know
Speaker: I can put them in touch with somebody who's the head guard in Supermax in Toledo. And you can find out what happens. The pedophiles in Toledo is not a good place to be. That's got mob guys in it from Chicago. They don't tolerate pedophiles at all. So congratulations. We have your IP address. We know where you are. I mean, I'm not trying to put it out there, but I just wanted to bring this to a stop. I would also like to say congratulations, Tony D, if you're still listening, if you're still watching.
Speaker: Welcome. Yeah. Those are your fucking friends. Those are your fucking people. Brian. It's fucking embarrassing. You know where the, you know where the link is. I don't want any better. And those are your friends. They're specifically targeting certain people.
Speaker: Third time's the charm, bro. Third time's the charm. And that's why haters keep you famous. I can't wait until some son of a bitch tries to pop in here as me. Like, hmm. Glitch popping in. Should we write a glitch? Nice try. All right, so this is the lobby.
Speaker: That's right. Did you invite going man? I wish you, I wish it was the old days, man. Like obviously, obviously internet, the internet is our friend and social media is our friend as a podcast, but man, I really wish it was the old days where, you know, if somebody talks shit to you, they have to do it. Come on with it. Come on with it. That's right. Your fucking face. Everybody can talk shit through the phone, but when reality punches you in the fucking mouth, that's a whole nother story.
Speaker: like close my mind is they had to go through some they had to jump through a hoop or two get Brian's face on here. Yeah, Brian's picture. Yeah. So so they were like, we gotta pass the security system first. But it was but it was live because they're moving like, yeah. Yeah. So they went through some lengths just to show a talk on the show. So in order to show in order to come on the show,
Speaker: You have to have an actual - Give me a wave, just in case. Okay, Maggie, wave at us, big dog. You better - All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to pay back for us. Like, literally back to back. Oh, it's better. But yeah, so you have to have all this stuff verified together. Like, you have to have an IP address. They're not going to let you out on the BPM blocker. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: So he knows the rules. He's allowed to show his wiener to me on Snapchat. Well, like I just said, it's a hot dog, dammit. So definitely ban you on that. TikTok's Chinese owned. Anything you've got that's bigger than them, they're banning you. And that doesn't take much.
Speaker: I was probably here's the picture that whole thing. I don't think they were fully prepared for the fact that there was a minor sitting here and everything changes when you bring a minor into the situation. It's like I said, my kids watch the show. Exactly. My kids, my kids come in here all the time because they want to see what dad's doing. They want to see how dad's friend Carson.
Speaker: guys can tell you Carson all the **** time pops it. Hi guys. Carson or was it Carson that was on the show? That was on the show. I think it was. I think it was Bryson. I can't remember but he's four. He's five. My youngest son is five. He's Bryce. Yeah. My oldest son is seven.
Speaker: Not even you're really you're really pushing your luck by going ahead and popping in and that being the first thing on your screen I'll play with my fucking kids Yeah, like it's a it's a whole new world when you start crossing that SO line and you make that list like that's a no -joke list Yeah, you get on that list. You're fucked
Speaker: It's one that she goes out to everybody on that. That she goes out to everybody in the neighborhood you live in. They drop stuff in your mail to tell people that you are on that list now. Like that's when you're fucking bullshit online becomes reality real fast. States. Some states makes you go door to door and announce there's a pedophile living in your neighborhood. By the way, it's me. Well, here's the thing. Rick, Rick brings up good point, you know, the law,
Speaker: and all that fun stuff. But if my kids ever see a fucking cock on this show, because one of you asshats thought you were going to be. It goes out of the law at that point. Yeah, there won't be any fucking law involved. Yeah, I'm going to fight you. So so to give you a little fun, fun story about me. So a couple of years ago, I ran on some hard times and ended up
Speaker: I was running a really big one Facebook group. No, I was running a really big Facebook group. It was about 80 ,000 people locally strong. And so I ran out some hard times and they had done a lot for a lot of other people in the local area. And when it came time where I could use a helping hand, people started burying me. And one dude went as far as to say that if he ever saw my kids playing in a cul -de -sac, he would accelerate in an attempt to run them down.
Speaker: Well what he failed to realize is now you're local so and I knew exactly who said it because screenshots don't tell lies and there were people all the time that lived and breathed and died to get screenshots. So when that screenshot was sent to me I went to old boys place of employment and I sat in the parking lot and waited for him to end his work shift. Now what you said just took a step off of Facebook and took a step into reality.
Speaker: So when you got hit in the fucking mouth without me saying a word to you before I hit you, you know exactly what the fuck you said that earned that. Well, the internet people on the internet that talk shit have never been punched in the face. Well, not also never been shot. The certain the certain group of individuals who don't like us, their number one thing, like every
Speaker: basically 24 seven because this is all they do is live and breathe drama and they they go on the on this fucking app and they yell and scream and And they look and sound stupid as fuck
Speaker: but that's her big thing. Well, I got first. It's the podcast that I post everywhere. Do you think I give a goddamn about your receipts? Because if I said it, I said it recorded somewhere. If I said it, I'm going to own that shit. I say what I say and I do what I say. You know, at the end of the day, like who the fuck cares? You don't like me? I don't fucking give a damn because
Speaker: I would rather vacuum the beach than worry about what you think of me Sunshine off the sidewalk. I don't give a good goddamn my buddy Chuck said it best The problem is there's too many people that are willing to talk shit that have never been punched in the fucking mouth for what they had to say You've been punching them out for what you said
Speaker: I mean, I've been I've been sucked in the jaw once or twice. Yeah. Sometimes you make sure you flip up and then you say something. Oh, hi. Nice to me. And then there's a line. There's a line. Yeah. Yeah. Got it. It's exactly what happened.
Speaker: You know, I've known you longer than God himself, Jeff, and I agree with that because there's been a few times where I wanted to put you in the face and I'm like,
Speaker: You know, is it a true? Is it a true friendship if you've never hit him in the fucking? I have never come to blow. Honestly, you're in Mexico now. I don't have any there. You came to blows. All right. Yeah. Well, there's a reason. Trust me, I've had the internal conversation with myself.
Speaker: in the face and I'm like and then I go, yeah, internal blick. I should punch him in the face. I mean, internal blick goes, yeah, but he's basically handicapped. He's mildly retarded. You know what? You're right. I won't punch him this time and then I'll look at Jeff and then you never look at me and and telepathically, Jeff goes,
Speaker: I know you're going to pull on. So you and I go, no, I'm not going to punch you in the face this time. And Jeff goes, does that understand and deserved? The good news is one day it'll knock him out. He doesn't have too far to fall. Hey, anybody's been knocked out. That's a great fucking nap.
Speaker: Yeah, it follows it. Yeah. You wake up and you're like, you know what? I've been knocked out. I've been knocked out and I have a permanent scar on my face from it and just not wrong.
Speaker: that is a great nap. Yeah, but what you feel when you wake up is another story. Well, when I woke up, everything hurts. That was the roofies talking, okay? When I woke up, when it happened to me and I've only been actually knocked out twice in my life. The first time was
Speaker: where I wear my permanent scarf. The second time was a friend of mine, much like Jeff, is built like a spider monkey. And we was in a bar and I came and I came through the fucking doors like the Incredible Hulk and just started murdering everybody in my path and a very good friend of mine who
Speaker: randomly become a police officer. This man, this, this, this dude. And you look at, you look at the guy that gave him a cop and go like, like I'm running through this bar and I'm murdering everybody in my path.
Speaker: that I'm swinging and hitting everything in my pants. And this dude comes off of a bar stool and puts me in a fucking sleeper hole and puts me to sleep. That's a different kind of knockout. That's a totally different kind of knockout than getting the mugs in the face. I've never been hit and knocked out. But I have to talk to her about just waking up and going, oh, your dad wants to know if she's power talking. I'm going to fucking really just choke me the fuck out. Only once in my life have I been hit. If that doesn't count as a knock.
Speaker: where I've been hit and I was knocked out. However, when I was kicked in the face, when I was kicked in the face, the guy that I was on top of, uh, not in a sexual manner before you assholes get in your world. I think everybody in this room just went, huh? No. The guy that I was sending to me, Jeebus, at the end of the day, it was his friend in the side of the head. When I woke up, I was
Speaker: man. I was fit to be tied. I woke up swinging and they're like, yo, and I was a bouncer at the time. I was a bouncer at the time and there was an altercation at the club. I worked at and a couple of the guys I jumped on one and I was going to **** kill him. That was my only mindset and one of his friends kicked me to the side of it and when I woke up, I woke up.
Speaker: We had two twin brothers that worked in our club. We call them moose and ox. They were both like six foot, 95 inches tall and well over 300 pounds. They were twin brothers. I love these cats. These two guys are my best friends. I love these guys. When I woke up, they were trying to pick me up and hold me and I woke up swinging on them.
Speaker: But I remember a new score, Glick, as calm as he fucking could, Glick, because Ox was holding me. He's like, Glick, is this really the road you want to go down right now? Do you really want to take that swing? And I'm like, and I snapped to reality. And I was like, I don't know what happened. And they're like, you know, I remember the fight. I remember it because it was like a bar brawl, man. And I was the head of security. I was like the top guy.
Speaker: And shout out to all my bouncers, man. Cause we, we, we handle business reality and loose and ox was like, we got to get you out. Like this whole side of my face was just, it was split wide open. I'm believing everywhere. They're like, yo, we got to get you checked out. We got to get you cleaned up. We got to make sure you're okay. And I'm like, but that, that, that, that moment of clarity from my guy going, Rick.
Speaker: is this really and it was like look at him look at his brother look back at him and go for a split second i almost said yeah so the last second you you you sit there and go i you know nine times out of ten they're gonna kick my ass there's that one yes i was like i might get these two tonight
Speaker: Yeah. Today might be my day. To which turned into the three of us laughing in the parking lot. And it, you know, Moose was the, Moose was the, uh, was the aggressor. So turning the ox, giving me a big hug and telling me how much you love me. And we were all sober. He's like, I love you, Nick. You know, I love you. I actually got knocked out by a 12 pound shop.
Speaker: Yeah, and Moozkwon, at the end of the night, we were sitting at the bar because that's when we drank, and Moozkwon, like, you know, we would have killed you, right?
Speaker: So the last dude that I punched in the face was actually my best friend, Zach. We were in the garage drinking, carrying on like the idiots that we were, just like us fools are tonight. And he went to go and do something. And his girlfriend said something. And he turned around and threw a plastic cup across the garage and almost hit her in the fucking head. And that's one thing, like, I'll lose my shit the minute you do something towards a chick.
Speaker: like I'm the calmest motherfucker when I'm drinking but you do something that even you don't even mean to and it comes remotely close to a woman and I'm gonna be on you like flies on shit like no joke so I've had him and I had him against the wall and I was finger poking him in the chest and he's about three inches taller than me we're going at it and he's like he's like then hit me then hit me
Speaker: without even raring back I just come off my fucking hip and just blast him right in the side of the fucking mouth and he rocked back a second and then he looks at me
Speaker: And he's like, you fucking hit me. I was like, you fucking told me to. And so instead of swinging back on me, Zach was a Zach was a biker, so he always had big rings on. So instead of swinging back on me, he rotated around, put his hand through the fucking wall, but he hit the light switch on the other side of the wall and he had three of his fingers. So then I started talking shit about him fucking hitting the light switch because now you look like a real idiot.
Speaker: So, forward to the next day, we all live together, right? So he comes downstairs the next morning and the whole side of his face is ballooned. And he's like, did you rear back and hit me? I said, no, dude, I came straight off my fucking hip. He goes, do not ever.
Speaker: I said, why? He goes, from your hip, you split the entire inside of my mouth on all my teeth and knocked two of my teeth loose. Please don't ever draw back to hit me. And I was like, I mean, you fucking earned it, bro. You earned that shot. How was your and your exit? Did you get a nappy poo in? Yeah.
Speaker: Apparently he was dead in the ditch. I don't know, you know, but miraculously because I actually sent you a message. He he he he he arose an hour and a half late. I sent you a message. I sent you a Facebook message because my bad my battery on my phone died. So I had to use the wife's. Oh, God, you got more excuses than fucking Playboy's got issues, bro.
Speaker: What? Just say I fucking wasn't going to show up tonight because I'm like five foot five tall and didn't think I could make it. That's all right. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Speaker: I thought they wouldn't let you write on phone books. Oh, you're an adult. I guess you can write out a phone book. It's time the truth comes out. Jeff and I only met because once upon a time I decided to go on a cruise and I ended up on this island with a bunch of little tiny orange men and I kidnapped him.
Speaker: And then and then are you seriously comparing yourself to Willy Wonka? And then and then we were friends for a little while and I got tired of his bullshit. So I packed him up in a crate and I shipped him to Mexico. Can we talk hockey for one second? Send it. Send it. Just the fuck out of the Vegas Golden Knights. Who what? The Sabres beat the fucking breaks off the Golden Knights.
Speaker: Good because the golden light is to fucking hate the golden lights. Didn't they win the fucking Stanley Cup like last year, the year before? Yes. And they're good. They've been good since it came into the fucking NHL. His neighbors were like the third worst team in the league beat them seven to two tonight. You know, sit in my kitchen. Do what?
Speaker: I won the Stanley Cup. It's in my kitchen. I have a Stanley Cup sitting right here. You're fucking twat. Oh, Jeff, Jeff decided to show up. Be careful. Stanley Cups have lead poisoning in them, apparently. I heard that. They admitted it and now people want to file a lawsuit on them like a bunch of fucking idiots. People are so goddamn so happy nowadays, it makes me sick to my stomach. Well,
Speaker: It's crazy. People can people can have lawsuits that work on shit like that. That's fucking wild and stupid. Or like, you know, I burnt myself on hot coffee. Oh, my God. I see that woman. She got third degree burns.
Speaker: Don't fucking put your coffee in your thighs to drive! You fuck! Hey, I get it! I know, the lawsuit stated that they had left the machine on, it kept getting warmer and warmer. No, it stops at a certain temperature! I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
Speaker: I just want to since we're talking about hockey. Oh, the Columbus Blue Jackets suck dick. It **** **** the Columbus Blue Jackets. They are currently beating the Chicago Blackhawks. Oh my god. I don't even think Chicago's making the playoffs. I got a accomplishment. If Columbus Blue Jackets are doing better than someone, the person that they're doing better than is not making the **** playoffs. Dude, that's like saying you're coming in second place in the Special Olympics.
Speaker: Listen I've been training as Little tape as all of us are in some of us are robust
Speaker: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Are the sob rays making the playoffs? No, and we knew that, but we have the youngest team in the NHL. So shut the fuck up. We have the youngest team in the NHL. And I can celebrate our team winning. The fact that we're winning that much against the Golden Knights is like mind blowing. Jeff, you all right? I hear it came off the fucking concrete.
Speaker: Is mind blowing the wind blew and jeff about went halfway across mexico My chair my chair is sitting on the edge of the concrete and it went off the edge Still You guys you guys see this weird ass get a wonky fucking chair that i'm sitting tonight i'm like, I told dick I said i'm falling out of this chair tonight, bro Who you bullshit my chair drops randomly on its own?
Speaker: You guys aren't giving Jeff enough credit. If he falls off that curb, that's like jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. You're not wrong. That's the end of Jeff. Have you ever seen the movie Ants when they gotta try and cross that crevice to the yard? Hi, Jeff. How you doing? Yeah, but for the show of hands, who's gonna be sadder than seeing the Jeff? Mosquito drone. I mean a little bit, yeah. Did you see the end of Jeff?
Speaker: yeah like i don't want him to die bro so he said yeah like i really like the only one dude like even me i'm like listen maimed maimed into form that gives me something to poke fun at but dead come on now
Speaker: I mean, it's the shoe fence. Lace that motherfucker up and wear it. I mean, shoes. I mean, let's get to see. Wait, wait. It's news that you're the asshole. I don't know. It's been 26 years. I'm sure by the point in time, both of us has wished on the other plus
Speaker: them on my death list we we should do it we should do celebrity death bingo we already have it so far i'm i'm thinking about starting a panel death list
Speaker: figure out who's dying first my my not only dying but i i think if we're gonna pick from the panel we should be able to pick not necessarily die but may not be on the show any longer that's not me well maybe it's me that means you get fired from the show
Speaker: Oh, I'm not an employee. So you're no longer invited to be a part of this show. Oh, well, now you can just do that to whoever the fuck you want. No, it doesn't. That's why I always use this.
Speaker: fuck off my kid hits me with balding jokes all the time and it kind of hurts my heart
Speaker: I said he knocked his fucking headset off his head. When would that afro surprise me? He goes, shut up. At least I have hair. Fuck you, little short fucker. My world. I'm going to send Jeff to kick your ass. You know what? Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm out on the field. We all can't yell over each other. We can't talk. Fuck you, Chris. I'll yell at everyone. Nobody can understand me. We're all yelling at each other. What? What were you saying, Connor? Take a breath. I said, if he gains a lot, have him shave his head and then you can make fun of the indent from his fucking headphones.
Speaker: Oh, I don't have, so that kid's got really thick hair. So every time he takes the headphones off anyways, he's already got a laid down spot. So what you do is while he's sleeping is you just shave that little laid down spot. So you don't have to worry about it. And when he, when he plays with his VR, it's even better.
Speaker: because he's got this red ring around his eyes and he's got three lines in his hair from the VR headset. Fucking hysterical. And he usually comes out of it all sweaty and shit because he's jumping around like an idiot. Yeah, that's what he's doing. That's why he's sweaty on the VR headset. Listen, it's in his mom's. It's in his mom's house. Hey, Rick.
Speaker: Rick, don't don't start telling people I'm going to get in a fight with him because I got I'm in the same boat as Chris. I got three fights left of me and I'm saving one of them or somebody jumps in front of me and McDonald's. Yeah. If he starts with the 12 year old, he's he's going to have zero left. Yeah. Like Connor said, not going to lie, that kid's got more energy than fucking anything. Yeah. So he's going to fuck him up. Yeah, exactly. Well, like Connor said, that's going to die of a grabber on the show. So yeah.
Speaker: Nice shot. Rick, I have a question for you. I'm going back to Chris's. Jeff's going to die on a grabber. When you eat a Big Mac meal, is one enough? It didn't used to be when I was really, really fat. But now one used to be fat? Like fatter than I am now. I used to mean that like as past tense. Fatter than I am now.
Speaker: but like it used to like when I was getting fat no one Big Mac wouldn't hack it I would I would eat two or three of them I'm sorry I couldn't get away with only one I have to eat at least three
Speaker: Oh, no. If I did that now, I literally would live in the bathroom for the next two days. See, Jeff, this is why you are going to be the first to die on this. But it's been so long since I've eaten any major amount of fast food that I couldn't imagine putting something that greasy and disgusting into my gut. Like, I would literally want to die. I went yesterday. Uh, almost. Oh, man. Uh, it's usually like a dead leggy.
Speaker: It's like, what? Eight o 'clock in the morning. Are you doing a drive up? Wow. Take a while. You know, they I'm, I'm too late. It was over at Seamus's house. I know these assholes don't quite understand. We have to stop yelling over each other. Are you doing a drive of shame? It's like almost eight o 'clock in the morning, right? Like seven, eight o 'clock in the morning over there.
Speaker: Can't help themselves
Speaker: K mag likes to sit in the corner on the panel and just be fucking creepy with a black background and a black shirt K mag is the cock of the show Okay, so okay, so I gotta be brutally honest first and foremost I thought it was like two o 'clock in the morning here I didn't realize it was only ten o 'clock
Speaker: Yeah, bro, it's fucking early as shit right now. You drink too much. But you know, when you're driving a little nightcap, a little, you know, a little, hey, hey, happy good times. Chris, you sound like me when I'm trying to hit on my wife when I'm stone.
Speaker: That's because he doesn't have the balls to hit on her when he's not stoned. He must really feel sorry for you. Jesus.
Speaker: Oh shit. You drive all the way in the Indiana just to hit on my wife. Oh, I know it's. Oh, are you a buyer? Dude, I've been stealing her phone and texting that number the whole time. Oh, I've been talking to you. I thought I was talking to her. That's why you took her so well. Nice.
Speaker: That's why YouTube connected so easily through that text message because it's just like old times. That was so weird how fast we connected. I really wasn't expecting his one. I feel like I've known you for so long to reciprocate that well. And there goes the text message going back and forth between them right now.
Speaker: He's giving away your secrets. I can't see it. Yeah, let me get my magnified. There's the damn brown bottle makes it look bigger, though. Why do you think I keep sending you those brown bottle beers? You think I'm stupid? Fucking great.
Speaker: Your brown bottle blues are not so blue anymore. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is Leggy confirming? I think Saturday night she's like, hey, hey, guess what I did.
Speaker: That sounds like a 100 % confirmation to me. Yeah, same as the last three millimeter. And you know what? I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at all. She lost her shit on Jarvis. She probably could have used some bike blade. Not going to lie. If you're drinking, raise your drink to lady. I just ran out of drink. I did too. Surprise, surprise. I'm the only alcoholic in the room.
Speaker: Anyways, I have two beers. I figured 422 ounce twisted teas would be okay for somebody who hasn't drank since the beginning of January, but apparently I was wrong and that tolerance did not drop down. March 1st is the beginning of January. So I've seen the question earlier.
Speaker: Chris technician asked if you can DoorDash alcohol. Can you guys DoorDash alcohol down there in Georgia? Okay, cool. PA has the weirdest.
Speaker: So my sister, my sister, well, you guys have weird loss period. Like you guys aren't even allowed to hunt on Sundays in PA. Well, you're not you cause you're in Ohio, but like Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania doesn't even allow them to hunt on Sundays. They're fucking weird. So when you go to the gas station, you have to go to the beer distributor and you can buy whatever you want.
Speaker: something like that. You can only buy the equivalent of a 12 pack at a time. Where? Yeah. Yeah. You can only buy 12 pack at a time. Yeah. It's the appetizer for the night. Yeah. So, so like Nikki and I went across the street to sheets and she's like, oh, I don't know what I want to drink and I was like, **** I can only get 12 beers. I can only get 12 beers tonight. So, we went to the we we drove into town and and we
Speaker: The package store as they're called in the south. Yeah, for her, they had a bigger selection and then I could get so I bought a speaking of the devil. I swear if a penis shows up. Oh, God. Maybe that's a Nikki. I'll be fucking living. That's right. Oh, please. I did not suck. What? Yeah. Did they go to get you more beer, Glick?
Speaker: Again, don't die. Jeff, we can't go to the bar in Mexico. We're not in Mexico. I want to be in Mexico. Jeff doesn't have a green card. He can't go to the bar in Mexico. I can go anywhere I want Mexico. Jeff is officially an illegal immigrant. Jeff just wraps around backyards in Mexico jumping their fences.
Speaker: No, they went to the bar. It is a Saturday night.
Speaker: Jeff's out there crazy goat fucker in Mexico. Well, not until you try it. No, he's got to be in Mexico, but we're not. Nobody wants to be in Mexico because that's where Jeff is at. Fuck that. I'm going to Mexico in a heartbeat. Mexico's big. I wish I was going to get muted.
Speaker: No, I'm gonna get muted. I'm gonna get muted.
Speaker: I was like nobody did that because I want to get our hotel door and I'm gonna I need one that charges this now I'm pissed I didn't do it and Glick I hope you're gonna make your bet on the pullout couch while they're at the bar because that's where you're gonna end up
Speaker: Yeah. Well, and it's right back there. You can see it. You're comfy. And let's be honest, just like in real life, I'm not pulling out. Wait, I had two kids in less than a year. My prolonging sucks. I got three fuck trophies. Yeah. But mine are only 11 months apart. Remember? Yeah. On a pull out couch. Be a man.
Speaker: My minor are four years apart. Yeah, no. It means Chris got laid at least three times. Yes. And I did paternity tests on all three of them, so. Hey, I had a good year if I had to. Knowing your ex -wife, you're off the cart move. Oh, are you getting right, Joe? Oh, man.
Speaker: If you didn't, I would have asked for one. However, I swear to God, I should get you guys not before we left. With your daughter's attitudes? Yeah. With your daughter's attitudes, there's no denying they're yours. My middle daughter is an exact clone of me. Hold on. But I swear to God to you guys, before we left the hospital and my ex -wife has no idea, I did paternity tests on all three of my kids. Hold on.
Speaker: Glick, you've seen my kids in Snapchat. Could I deny them if I wanted to? You cannot deny your daughter either. You and your daughter are like Brock Lesnar. Thank God you're a pretty man and you don't look like Brock Lesnar because if you guys have never seen pictures of Brock Lesnar and his daughter, Brock Lesnar's daughter looks just like him and dragged.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: I had a buddy of mine. His daughter looked just like him. And he is not a good looking man. And you know how when you meet somebody's kids the first time, you're like, oh, you know, thank God they look like their mother. Ha ha. I couldn't do that joke when I started it. I couldn't finish the joke. I was like, oh, thank God they. Oh, never mind. They look alike. She'll never get married. She appreciates with watches the show. Trust me, it's.
Speaker: You know, she'll never know. Like me at this point, X's or X's for a reason. Now you can say whatever the fuck you want. At this point at the end of the day. What are they going to do? What are they going to do? I'm not going to, like, I'm not going to shit on my ex life. I mean, like, yeah, I can shit on the problems we had. I can shit on the problems we had in the past, like where we are now or anything like that. Actually, I didn't do an opportunity test with my first daughter, but
Speaker: We're friends now. We get along and stuff like that. And we joke around about things. But yeah, trust me. Nobody she associates with watches this show at the end of the day, trust me. We're not even remotely close to being in the same suit. You got it, H. Go find Scripps balls and stop talking about it. No, he's like... It's...
Speaker: He's like squatting on the armrest of the computer chair. You got an itch or something and you don't want to stuff your hand out of the back of your drawers to scratch your asshole or something like, what are you doing? Because I'll be the first one to tell you, guys don't wiggle their ass in the seat to get an itch during your crack. Like I'm no shame in my game, but I don't know that I've ever stuffed the armrest of a computer chair in my ass crack to get the itch. Hey.
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: I bust my kids balls all the time all the time. It's called it's called And I grew up in my kids My kids and I we bust each other constantly. Bye Rick So
Speaker: I don't know if I should say it. So, there's the line. I don't know if I should say it now after lady's last comment. I'll just give it to myself and I'll I'll drop it in the group chat. Give us a wave, Rick. Let's double check. I keep hitting the wrong. Oh, I hit the wrong **** button. Oh **** Oh **** real quick. Uh if you guys will, lady, we got weird about them tonight and they and they **** came on here as
Speaker: I'll keep my comments to myself. This was a press that was bigger than his. Oh. Yeah, well, when it comes to being bigger than me, the bar is set really low, like the bar. It's set like Jeff's height, four foot eight. Hashtag. Oh, no kidding. No kidding. Hashtag. TPG. Hashtag president and founder of TPG. Hashtag co -founder.
Speaker: Oh man. I'm curious. Yes. So, so, so seriously, like we thought Brian came up in here. So we seen Brian down in the little box, you know how it's played and Brian was moving around like Brian does. So it looked like Brian was live, you know, he was getting everything set up and Jeff brought him up. And as soon as we brought him up, fucking wiener, you should have just left it there. We could have been all inclusive. And then Connor got mad because we took it down.
Speaker: Yeah, he was cussing. That's why he keeps turning his camera off. He's trying to scroll back through the footage and find it. We're struggling over here. What are you struggling on? And I called them out. I called them out. I specifically by name. By name, I called them out. Well, and as I said, something I found out the other day, anybody that comes on the show, your IP address is kept by StreamYards.
Speaker: I found that out the other day. Dale, yeah. And I can look them up. Yeah, yeah. I can't and I won't. I just don't fucking care. But I can't. I'm going to report it. I mean, I care to a certain degree. I mean, at the end of the day, I know who it is. I know the circle it's coming from. And the matter is, thanks for watching, assholes. Yeah.
Speaker: But Chris, you had a question. Actually, you can't use a VPN and jump on StreamYard. No. I already tried. A lot of streaming apps won't allow you to use a VPN because it blocks your IP. And they need your IP to be able to track for purposes just like that. Yep, pretty exactly. And as Rick brought up when it happened, his 12 -year -old son
Speaker: It's right beside him. Yeah. Two little kids left. I mean, if you second one on top of the other, we're getting close to 22. Yeah. Well, actually it's more because they're 12. So I have 24. So those are only 22. So I went, if I stack mine, I get easy. Easy.
Speaker: I get 32 of my stack mine. I win. You're drinking twisted tea. Shut the fuck up, dude. I can drink these. I can literally out drink you on these and wake up at 7 a .m. tomorrow with no hangover.
Speaker: I can drink these motherfuckers until my stomach is so bloated. I want to pop and still be sober. And I love every second of it. Here's the question. Can you do that? Wake up at zero at five thirty in the morning and go for a four mile run. I can't go for a full mile run if I didn't. I know exactly what it is 60 fucking rounds. When you know I went for a full mile run was.
Speaker: You sweat it out. It's all gone by mild to it. And you're blown by people. You're just like, you know, it's fucking hammered last night. I'm away from back surgery and it's the run. And then you're like, I need a fucking cigarette. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bro, I need a cigarette before just thinking about having to run that far. My life. I just I saw a challenge.
Speaker: I say next Saturday, Rick, you buy a shit ton of twisted tea. Chris, you just buy your normal amount of beer and and you guys drink it off. Well, you better first first first and foremost. That's it. Hold on. Hold on. Before Rick before before Richard gets too big for his britches. I don't come on now. No, lady, I have not told him yet. Of course I hate that.
Speaker: Before Rick gets too big for his britches, Rick, first and foremost, you were a part of my 36 hour broadcast on TikTok. Not the entire podcast, but you were there. Ladies and gentlemen, Chris has no life. He just showed it.
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Speaker: I did 36 hours. I drank three and a half bottles of Jack and two and a half faces here 30 switch hours or no three and a half cases of beer I think it was and 36 hours and then the very next day I was Living life like it was just another fucking Sunday I drink I drink a quarter bottle of Jack and this year guys are showing up at my funeral and
Speaker: Yeah. I was in a very bad way. I was in a very dark place in my life. I'm not bragging about the 36 hour TikTok live extravaganza. I drank a lot. I should have in all honesty been dead. So to go back to what
Speaker: El Chifo said about having a drink off. The only problem is his beer is half the cost of my twisted T's. Well, yeah, you're right. Yeah. A 12 pack of twisted T is running me $15, $16. A 12 pack of Miller lights, like 13 bucks. I won and I buy a 12 pack because as I was trying to teach everybody and I want to teach everybody. Drinking in moderation.
Speaker: I know I want you guys to learn beer economics. Yes. Beer economics 101. I buy a 12 pack now Spears that are $13 or correct. If you don't know when you haven't attended my class of beer economics 101. The average consumer is going to buy a 12 pack of well hours Miller lights for $15. Correct.
Speaker: just like my twisted teas. You get three more beers for $3 less. Just like my teas. The reason that I drink the tea is at racetrack I can get two 22 ounce cans for $5 .50. That is equivalent to two twisted teas.
Speaker: and I look like far less of an alcoholic walking out with four of those then do twelve packs or or you do like I do when I when we come to PA and I go to the beer distributor where I can get a case that's twenty -four beers ladies and gentlemen of sixteen ounce beers. If you don't believe me, this is what I bought tonight. I don't know if you can see it.
Speaker: That's how much I think for this. $16. Close. $1799. Oh, $21. So I could buy dude for $21. I get almost by 230 racks of Bushlight. However, let's be honest.
Speaker: But then you're still drinking Busch Light, I mean. Yeah, you're still going to have Busch Light, and we all know what Busch Light does to your body. It makes me bloated. That's why I stopped drinking beer. I got tired of feeling like I weighed 750 pounds. That's right. When I only weighed 550 pounds. And Jeff has known me for ever. And Jeff remember, Jeff's known me. When we were in high school, I drank Jack Daniels and Bud Marz. I was going to say Russia. In school.
Speaker: And Rick, you remember when when you and I met and Connor might remember this too. Well, Connor and I have never really seen each other drink. We just work together. But, Rick, you can remember when we met on TikTok. I used to think Budweiser like it was my religion. Yeah, because I was talking shit to you and telling you how bad a headache Budweiser gives me. So and that's what and that's where I got. I got to the point where it made me feel bloated.
Speaker: I switched the middle of life. The great thing about it and I don't care. You guys can judge me. I'm gonna break this down for you. He's watching his girlish figure guys. Oh yeah. Well, that's actually why I did switch the light beer and anybody who works out and drinks, you know, it's true. Sorry. I said, you're watching your girlish figure. My son goes, who's watching someone finger guys?
Speaker: So there's a rule in my house after nine o 'clock if dad's drinking he kind of has free speech minus f bombs That's been a standing rule for a little while especially when he's playing cod because some of the shit they say on cod is Literally like I could not imagine I see what these girls post online that they're being told when they're beating dudes I'm disgusted at what the general population has to say Don't ever don't ever pull her comment down again
Speaker: That's a valid comment and I like it. I want to leave it down. I took it down because it had been up there for four hours. I know I'm leaving it up there for the next 24. But here's the thing. I literally haven't drank in over a year. I mean, but Jeff has a tendency to come on the show and when he's feeling extra froggy, he gets, he gets
Speaker: one and a half beers in the skimmer. Oh, you're a bitch, Glick. Yeah, but I would do that in person, too. So I would beat your ass, Chris. OK, buddy. Oh, your ass crap. No, no. I can switch. I can switch Glick up and give him those that I floor him drinking. So the reason I quit drinking
Speaker: No, I I quit drinking cuz I don't like myself Yeah, I don't like myself sober But lady compared to Jeff you're also like six foot 19 inches like myself And you're built like a brick shit house like myself. So I mean our alcohol consumption is obviously gonna be way greater than the
Speaker: than somebody who's the size of an oompa loompa. I was going to say, oh, but and you're Scottish too. So like seldom ever drinking for you. It's like every other hour. Yeah, like she's like that comes when they're born with a BAC of 0 .07. Right. Like that is an average BAC for them. Like we're going to draw your blood today. Oh, you're a little too sober for our liking today.
Speaker: You know, my heritage is German and Native Americans are known for having an alcohol problem. Germans are known for not having an alcohol problem and drinking a lot. So you add the two together and it's just like,
Speaker: You get a moderated alcoholic. I have a normal BHC of around like 2 .5. It's just ingrained in our today. Did you say 2 .5? I said 2 .5. Bro, 2. You mean 0 .25? Because 2 .5, you're fucking dead. Excuse me, Alex. I mean, you are beyond dead. Rick, he was confused. He was figuring inches of his dick.
Speaker: Oh, okay. No, it makes sense because the best I ever blew, the best I ever blew on a breathalyzer. Okay. So my high score on a breathalyzer is 0 .28. That's my high score.
Speaker: to my
Speaker: I would love that. I mean, if you blew 2 .5, that thing's coming like it's fucking porn star penis for you. Yeah, you know. I would, I would, I would love to do a Breathalyzer theme. I would love to do a Breathalyzer theme to the show. I've never, I've never had it, well.
Speaker: So we had a bar, we had a bar in New York called... You want to finish that sentence, Chris? Didn't finish it for a reason, shut up. We had a bar in New York called the Buck and Buffalo Saloon and Big and Rich and the Music Mafia went to that bar after their show one night and I was there. Oh my God, Jeff, your laugh is killing me.
Speaker: I'm trying to tell you how I got so hammered. You're fucking just about pissing your pants. Chris, I don't walk away. God damn it. So I was at the Buck and Buffalo Saloon in Buffalo, New York, and Big and Rich and the entire music mafia had just finished their concert for the night.
Speaker: and we had all obviously left when the concert ended but they were later getting there because they had a close -up shop. They walked in and Big Kenny, the guy that wore the top hat, he closed the doors to the bar and slid a broomstick through it while John Rich dropped $10 ,000 on the bar and said nobody's allowed out until we drink it all. Nice.
Speaker: I drew, I blew a point to eight on the breathalyzer that night. It was like, oh my fuck, how am I getting home? Do you think Uber was invented by a drunk guy or a guy with a lot of DUIs already? They took my license. I need to do I need to figure out how to get home. I'm going to hire somebody to drive me home.
Speaker: How many people do you think he had to go through that he didn't trust, that were sketch as fuck before he figured out how to do it? Like here we have something called my DD, where they will, yeah, they'll drive your, the two people show up. One drives your car home and one drives you home. So you don't have to fuck around and figure out how to get back the next day. That's actually kind of cool.
Speaker: So yeah, the problem is it's really it's $30 for the initial call. And then it's $2 a mile. I mean, in the grand scheme of what a DUI costs, it's not that fucking bad. But like, to call them I'm like, fuck that I'm taking my chances.
Speaker: like you like it the reason why you haven't heard k -mag is because he's a giant cuck tonight he's just gonna I have I have tried to reach out to k -mag but I cannot get Rick and I cannot get Jeff to shut the fuck up I mean I've solved that problem check it out
Speaker: only with Jake he does look like he's creeping me out fucking nude
Speaker: That's not his computer screen light it up that's the candle Turned his camera off Speaking of cucks, did you hear the animator from a popular show is being sued
Speaker: No, I didn't hear that. Apparently, I don't know shit about the fact that the name is Louie, but it's about two animals that live together and share a bed, right? There's a there's a chair in the animation facing the bed. Oh, and people realize pretty quick it's a cuck chair. Connor, are you OK, buddy?
Speaker: I'm struggling. I'm going to hop out of here probably soon. You're leaning funky to the side like you're in a whole heap of pain. Dude, I feel like someone's running over my foot with a car. Your foot? What's wrong with your foot? I had surgery on my fucking foot on Tuesday. Do you have it elevated, you dumb son of a bitch? I did just now.
Speaker: And then I heard you two dummies talking about, Oh, he's got a fucking camera. No, I was asking because, Oh, I didn't know you had surgery first off. Cockbag. And number two is why can't you need it? And so funny enough, that thing needs to be elevated above your heart, which you're not going to be able to do sitting there. Obviously. Well, I've been doing that all day, every day for. So can you feel your heartbeat in your foot? Yeah. 24 seven. It doesn't matter if it's above my heart or not.
Speaker: It doesn't matter what narcotics I take, whether I ice it, put it above my fucking head. It doesn't fucking matter. When I broke mine on vacation, the next day I had to drive 11 hours home.
Speaker: Did you want to talk about fucking pain? I had to sit that bitch on the floor of my pickup truck and drive for 11 fucking hours. I had my foot up on the table. Life. I just was going to drive.
Speaker: this foot has been broken in June last year, since June last year. So I broke mine apparently seven times before I broke it so good I had to go to the hospital. Yeah. Well, that's kind of what happened. I had seven prior fractures in my foot, they said.
Speaker: the end
Speaker: And twisted your ankle and broke the outside bone in your foot. Exactly. So same thing. Walking into a pool. They're like five weeks in a boot. You'll be fine. I was like, all right, cool. Five weeks are up. And then they were like, OK, you can take the boot off. And a week later, my son fell on that foot in the exact spot where I broke it. Oh, wow.
Speaker: it popped and I was like, that's not good. So I went to the ER and they were like, yeah, you broke it. It's almost all the way through, you know, yada, yada. They were like, they were like seven weeks in a boot and then you'll be fine. I was like, Oh my God, fuck this. And so I did the seven weeks in a boot. They were like, all right. Yeah. Well, they react rated and they were like, okay, it's still healing, but you don't need the boot anymore. You're good. And it's the longest healing bone in your body.
Speaker: A month later, I'm at the fucking I'm at the the batting cages with my son. I throw a pitch to him. I put all my weight on that foot and there's a loud snap. Oh, I snapped the bone in half. Yeah. Yeah. And they were like, all right, you need eight weeks and a cast. No weight bearing. No, this is a.
Speaker: And then they got it open and they couldn't set it so they had to put a pin in it to hold it straight. No. So what happened was I did my time in the cast and a week before I got out of the military, they cut me out of the cast and they were like, listen, it's about three quarter of the way healed. Wear your boot. You can walk on it. Wear your boot. How old do you have to be? How old do you have to be to work at Chick -fil -A? Go ahead. It's my son walking on the video. I know, but he's very loud. I know. He was very loud right there.
Speaker: But I was like, all right. So I wore the boot for like three, four weeks and I was like, it's not too bad. So I took it off and that was back in October. Then I stopped wearing it. I was, I'd been walking around the house doing everything and I'm like, man, my foot is still really sore. So I went to the dietist here and they were like, yeah, that crack that was like almost healed. It's been slowly opening and breaking.
Speaker: worse so it's almost all the way through the bone again and they were like we gotta put a screw in it or we're gonna re -break the bone all the way we're gonna put a plate and a couple screws on it and i was like let's just do the one screw and so yeah so my my foot's been broken three times since june it never fully healed jesus yeah it's been great that sounds like it just cut your foot off be a man
Speaker: If somebody gave me a bone saw I'd be missing a right leg and a left foot All you need to do is put me to fucking sleep for it man That's just my
Speaker: You know, you get you can get those titanium legs and be like old tank tank and run the 100 meters You ain't got no legs You got my Some bitches standing on bit backwards paperclips Hey that have you seen that dude run came out that was quick
Speaker: the the
Speaker: fucked off again. Are they just screaming their conversation or is your mic just that good? No, my mic is that good. Jesus Christ, it literally sounds like they're screaming. Oh, is he here now? I was going to say fucking.
Speaker: I'm just over here playing a video game. That's why I haven't really been talking much. Yeah. You don't want to know the name of this video game, or you might, but... Hey, I've seen those porno video games. They're pretty cool, man. I'm not mad. I'm not mad at all, man. They're pretty cool. Thriller jet, you know? It's like a VR version, too, almost. Not through them away, but... Are the VR version?
Speaker: Dude that would be so fucking weird. I'm not even gonna lie Yeah, you know the whole VR and porn apparently it's that there's a there's an entire genre to it. I think it would be weird Yeah, very weird. I'm out I like I don't see the point of spending four grand on a VR headset or whatever they cost I know apples is like four grand and the the other one the one Chris was actually talking about getting one while back
Speaker: they're like they're like two grand i can do a lot with two grand dude right you know i got i actually i was at the store today and they're they have motorcycles for sale there's two grand right now nice i mean they're 250 cc nothing major but you know i was like you know
Speaker: If I had an extra two grand on me today, I'd be taking that fucker home. That's right. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah. Oh, my God. I'll say boots is in the house. Who? Boots? What?
Speaker: I have to go as well. I gotta go get some meat. I haven't eaten anything.
Speaker: And now that the cat is I'm gonna go chase some pussy Francis I'm trying to get my fucking Bluetooth to work and it's not being What y 'all are saying
Speaker: Oh, you got it. You got you got to break down and buy. I can't do that. You're gaming headset. Right. Everybody's dropping out. Hey, I'm trying to get this shit fixed. I'm going to be here for a little bit longer anyway.
Speaker: I don't know what happened. Oh man, this has not been a
Speaker: Saturday night for a show. No, it hasn't. I am. My own environment, my whole world and stuff like that. I was going to say like everyone just like dropped out like flies. Well, Rick's working on his, Rick's working on his. Oh, it's audio. It's your turn.
Speaker: Rick's, so Rick is live. Rick is joining us via the cell phone. And it all, so it's gonna be on the, I'll be on the cell phone. Oh, please. What? No, no, that's a, that's a, is this something? Okay. Pain in the ass. Right? Can you hear us now, Rick? I can hear you through my phone.
Speaker: You got your Bluetooth saved, but you can hear us through the phone if for some reason it will like I was just playing music in my fucking ear Yeah, as soon as I brought this up it will it's not connected It's fucking dumb Like I don't know what the fuck it's doing Let me see here it doesn't know what it's doing
Speaker: So so so a while back when I was getting my arms down when I was getting tattooed my arms tatted up We were gonna do the show live for the tattoo shop And it was gonna be me and Tony and and whatnot But I couldn't get so so if I if I put my earbuds in I Can hear Tony, but if I took them out then I couldn't hear Tony but Tony could hear me It was a whole fucking mess
Speaker: And now granted this this year and some change ago, whatever the case may have been. Okay. We got it. You're good. You can hear us now. I can. I finally got it all coming through my ****
Speaker: Stupid ass fucking it's because I'm not using AirPods. I'm using beats They're not what they're not a sponsor they're not paying us you didn't have to say all that Well, no, that's what they're called is beats by drag. Oh Dude, I got him on a Black Friday deal. I got the earbuds for a hundred and thirty nine dollars. They're normally 299. Um, yes, please
Speaker: Quality is fucking amazing Okay, and I love them man
Speaker: Why it's got, I got wide, a good set of literally like $60 JBLs. I got them for Christmas. I've also got air pod throws literally right here, but I've had them since I used to work out all the time. So one of them has quit working due to the amount of sweat and shit that's gone into it because I wore them when I worked out. I wore them when I caught the grass. All that shit. I will be right back.
Speaker: So I fucking, I love these beats though, man. I use them at work. The only thing I don't like versus the AirPods is like, when I get a text message at work, the AirPods would read it in my ear. Like it would tell me text message from blah, blah, blah, and it would read it. Like if I got a phone call, it would say incoming call from, from blah, blah, blah. The beats don't do that.
Speaker: So like when the phone rings and I'm at the outside the truck, I don't know who the fuck is calling So I don't know if I want to reach up and hit it or not Yeah, where's the AirPods? I at least knew who was called Yeah, same with mine it gives me the opportunity to look at my phone and go I
Speaker: Yeah, but like in my case, like if I'm outside the truck, because there's some reason the phone calls I want to answer happen when I'm out of the truck. So like with the AirPods, it would say, um, like incoming call from Susan and I could literally just say answer and it would answer the call.
Speaker: Or like I get a text message from my boss. It'd be like text message from Greg. And then it would read the text message. Your route changed. You need to do this. Stop next. I could be like reply and it would let me send a text message. But the beats don't do that because they're not an Apple product. So they don't automatically tie in with you. So I have to use this area to do it or a serious, whatever you want to call it.
Speaker: I don't like you. Well, we don't like you either. Thank you. There's a whole lot. There's a whole lot of party going on in that room, huh? Wow. Christopher. What? You caught that too, right? He thought he was in deep shit. Yeah, he's like, what? He turned his **** head. He's like, what? He thought he was in deep **** when he heard Christopher. You're mad at or punching the
Speaker: Who's getting socked in the clitters? Hey, man, you've been quiet all night, man. You just had a bit low key chilling. How's the job? You still doing what you were doing before? Still moving rigs, driving. I'm actually starting one tomorrow. What do you do?
Speaker: I move drilling rigs in the oil field. Nice. My guy works like two weeks. Oh yeah. He makes fucking bank ass money too. He works two weeks and then he's off too.
Speaker: Yeah He also works like 70 hours in each of those three weeks Yeah, he works dude oil work like we're we might be timing your job is not tough. You don't fucking hardly do nothing but I've done some like being residential trash. I've done some physically demanding fucking work in my life and
Speaker: I will literally tell you oil workers, riggers, whatever you want to call them. Right up there with physicality for residential trash. What did you say? He said riggers. Oh, what? Riggers. A crane rigger.
Speaker: Yeah. No, not even just crane riggers, machine riggers, oil riggers, like all those guys that move that heavy shit and have to set it up and tear it down. They do some fucking physical work, man. No joke. All I do is sit in a semi and throw chains over shit. That's all I do. Oh, you got the easy part. And I still make fucking bank. I'm not going to lie. They pay me. He's making upper five, probably low six of the year.
Speaker: I'm usually like yearly. I'm about 121 25. Yeah, he's making six is the year Yeah, he does. He does he makes good money But believe me when he says he works three weeks. He is on for three fucking weeks Like right now like I I get to bring my truck and shit home. I
Speaker: Oh, that makes it even better. Yeah. And since this rig move, we're fixing it. It was right around my house here. I'll be going to sleep at home a couple of nights. Connor, I will fight you.
Speaker: I will fight you, Connor. I will fight you, too. Oh, fuck your retirement. You crippled son of a bitch. Because he's a pussy. All right. What do we got? I will fight your crippled ass. You think I'll feel bad for beating up a crippled? No, not that crippled, because that cripple's got shitty luck.
Speaker: I don't give two **** in the ****. They don't even count against my four good fights. I got it. He's been, they don't even count against my four good fights. Yeah. Not to mention, I'm about hungover as **** and last night. Oh, boy. Did you go out with the Reagan boys? Oh, yeah. I went out **** I was at the bar and
Speaker: You dumb motherfucker. I had to show them I could still out drink them. Yeah, but you're just a truck driver, bro. They're not feeling it like you are. They're done already. They're ready to roll again. There was a fucking time where I used to be like a real bad alcoholic. And when I said real bad, I mean, it was bad.
Speaker: Yeah, I'd get I'd get off work. I start drinking. I wouldn't stop drinking until about an hour before I had to go back to work. Yeah, I carried a 12 pack of beer in my lunchbox just to get me through the hangover. No, thanks. I'm good. Yeah, no, it was bad.
Speaker: And now, like, I'm She said, I carried it 12 back up by a truck. Hangover with hair on the dog style. Yeah, I never stopped drinking. I never had a hangover. I can, you know, I'm not, we're not going to prison contests or anything like that. I was, I was talking about this to, I can't remember where I was in this conversation. I blew their mind.
Speaker: I would literally drink from the time I woke up until I checked myself. So I would sit up in the morning to go to work, raging functional alcoholic, and I would get up in the morning, and I would grab a bottle of Jack Daniels, freshly unopened bottles of Jack Daniels, go get my truck, grab, and I had beer in my cooler than when I was a heavy equipment operator at the time, and I had a cooler full of beer and a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Speaker: Bro, if you're a heavy equipment operator and you're not drinking during the day, are you really doing it right, though? Yeah, but I wasn't drinking. I wasn't fucking chugging. This motherfucker was down and shit. I'm not discrediting anybody. Yeah, like I'm not discrediting anybody who's done that battle with alcohol. And I know, and I know, Rick, you and I, we've seen some of our, I won't say our words, but we've seen each other. Yeah, I was pretty bad, dude.
Speaker: I just came back. I wasn't discrediting. I just love the fact that you're like, I had a told back to get over that. I had a told back to stay drunk. I like, I never even knew what I had. Yeah. Just to maintain the buzz for the day. See, didn't it? Yeah. Like the, like, the, like the, the fact that was in my truck when I got it in the morning was there to suffice me or get me through to the, to the gap. Right. You know,
Speaker: I was pretty bad.
Speaker: I'll tell you, I'll tell you right now. It's a little different when you're driving a semi down the highway. Yeah, I feel that because I'm a commercial driver too. I'm a commercial driver too. I feel that. Yeah. But I'm a commercial driver in Atlanta. I'm sorry. I would shoot every motherfucker that got... First and foremost, first and foremost, you don't have to say anything other than the fact that you drive in Atlanta.
Speaker: don't matter if you're a commercial driver, if you're just you're driving in your life, dude. That is enough. So, the first time I ever went. You're not wrong. Dude, Atlanta is wilding out. Yeah. The first time I ever went to Atlanta. So, I was down there with a buddy of mine and uh we were just going down just to go down. He was he was a
Speaker: We came into Atlanta traffic and this has been years ago, right? So, so he was like, Hey man, I can't wait to get down to Atlanta. I can't wait to get in the studio. I can't wait to work with so -and -so. No, you're going to have to wait. So, so, so we come into Atlanta, right? Like we come right into Atlanta. We hit that traffic. I said, Hey, bro.
Speaker: I'm gonna need you to jump off the very next exit. He's like, why you gotta go to the bathroom? I need beer. I'm gonna sit through this. I'm gonna need it. I was riding a shotgun. I was riding a shotgun. He was like, I should have started off on, you know, they checked mine either like, oh, well, hi, you know, what are you guys doing down here? I'm gonna record in this studio, you know, blah, blah, blah. And like he was buying a pack of cigarettes and I can't be.
Speaker: And I threw a case of beer on the counter and the guy behind the counter was like first time in Atlanta, huh? Do that twice in the same spot you suck Yeah, you're not wrong. It's fucking I'm glad now we've hired another driver who's just as good in Atlanta as I was so I don't get sent down there like I used to but man I
Speaker: Let me tell you right now, some of the days that I spent down there, when I tell you that is the only city I've ever been in where it can take you three hours to go two and a half miles. I'm not kidding you. Anything is going on down there. Connor, you know, we love you. You know, we appreciate you. Yeah. Absolutely.
Speaker: and we appreciate your sacrifices but you also know that you know, you know me first and foremost, you know, we're going to get each other. I got a love for you. I love the hell out of you brother. I'd do anything for you and but we're going to bust your balls. We got you. What's going on? What's up, brother? Oh, nice little tag team. Don't you got that?
Speaker: I wish I had a deal with me. God damn it. I didn't bring my belt. Oh, I think you got to make sure you got a champ. Oh, I'm always yourself. You know, it's it's the belt that your mom gave me. Well, I mean, you can have it from that stupid bitch. Come on now. That was that was uncalled for. And I do. You know better than that with me. I barely talked to that dumb bitch. You can have that. Oh, wrestling. Anthony said, don't drink.
Speaker: Why not? We're not drinking. We're consuming. It's a difference. We're consuming. We hold it in our mouth and then osmosis takes it down. It's not bad for you. No, it's not bad for you. In fact, it keeps most people alive around me. Anthony, I hope you're a virgin. I don't have anything else to drink now. I hope Anthony's a virgin because sex is bad for me.
Speaker: I don't really want to run him off though. So let's not let's not bad moment for his choices like choices Everybody is encouraged to their own opinions. It's all good. They're like, I don't I drink drink a bag drinks You know, but we're also talking about you know, I used to be a chair. I was I was a monster
Speaker: What the hell do you keep finding beer in, Rick? Oh, did I get a whole fridge? Have you never seen my man came set up? Yes, I have. I've got the TV, I've got the fridge, I've got the heater, I've got the whole shebang in the garage. Dude, it's been sitting in there because I haven't drank.
Speaker: Well, I mean, I'm a cheap beer slut. The best two beers in the world are free and cold. So what the fuck? You know what? I guess I'm a cheap beer slut too. I mean, if I walked up to you and you came to my house and I had a fresh 30 rack of cold bush latte and that was all I had, you're drinking either way right or wrong. I'm drinking the hell out of it. Thank you very fucking much.
Speaker: So you can say what you want. The best two beers in the world are cold and free. However, I mean, everybody makes fun of me. I mean, everybody makes fun of me. So the, I can only drink Miller Lite if I am absolutely good and drunk because otherwise it's too hoppy flavors for me.
Speaker: No, because I can drink IPAs, doubles and triples all day long. As somebody who knows for first hand experience. We have a company down here called scoff law and they make a beer called double jeopardy and it's a triple.
Speaker: It's 13 alcohol and I can drink a whole fucking 10 pack of that shit I won't be functional afterwards, but I can drink the whole fucking thing Boy, well that's like me with with with German beers. So when I look about Carolina
Speaker: So, when you get imported beers, they dumb it down to American standards. Yes. So, we had total wine and more. I think you guys have total wine. We have total wine. That's how I get my Canadian Lebat Blue down here. So, and when you go to total wine and more and they bring in imported beers. Hi, buddy. He said, hi, buddy. He's like, can I wave at him? Yeah, I don't give a **** Huh? Well, it's I've had my earbud inside.
Speaker: That's not enough. We need ten more. No, we need ten more. What? What are you doing? No, we do. No. I don't know. So, total wine and more. Yeah. So, total wine and more. They would get imported and it wouldn't be done. Correct. So, I love German beer. I love German and Belgian beer and there's one of one of the beers that I
Speaker: 18 % in a six pack. It was like $25. Yeah. Do you have access to, um, Molson triple X where you are? I think I've seen. So that's a solid, that is a solid Canadian beer.
Speaker: Yeah, but Canadian bears all like Styx Point anyway, aren't they? Triple X is like 12.
Speaker: Yeah. Triple X is still in New York. In New York, you were not allowed to purchase the regular. You had to get the duty free because it was too strong. Do you have an unbelievable sitting on your lap, bro? I have no idea what is going on in that **** hotel room right now. I don't either but I don't know. It's going to turn into some **** night. That's for sure.
Speaker: under the table. He's like this. Trust me. He's looking so I'm looking back. Yeah, I'm I'm yes. Yes, Rick. Yes, I know. What are we 100 % I'm not stupid. I was born at night but it sure as **** was it last night.
Speaker: And it's a hotel room so you can do the song trash hotel room and you're not gonna worry about that for tomorrow. Yeah, I know Lord almighty. Well, they just go to the bar. I thought I had a lot of background noise Yeah
Speaker: It was something Rick. Yeah. Well, bring me some more back. I will do that. We'll bring you a 24 pack. Okay. Okay. What are you doing? I'm doing my podcast. I do a podcast about what? Whatever the **** we want. Anything and everything. I just happen to be an expert in everything and everything.
Speaker: I don't know, this is a pretty expert panel right here there, homeboy. I'm not allowed to be on social media. Why are you not allowed to be on social media? No, I'm a government employee. You're not on social media. Oh, you're probably a government... Damn government bullshit. I used to be. You should tell them all to suck it. I don't know anymore.
Speaker: I'll give you an honest answer. Any kind of question you want, political question, any kind of question. We don't get into all that. We don't give political questions on your podcast. So we talk about anything and everything. We're on binge, we're raw, we're real. We don't talk politics and we don't talk religion. However, I do make fun of religion.
Speaker: Jesus Christ. We're talking about literally anything and everything. It's all about something that I want to talk about. We've been talking about drug addiction and alcohol tonight. There's other people in the hotel room, by the way. Yeah, this is a disaster. However, as far as sports goes, sports are all
Speaker: There's no randomization of sports anymore. I'm kicking somebody. Here we go. I'm kicking somebody in the head. I don't do slamming doors. Nice meeting you guys. Be careful.
Speaker: So we just had an awkward four minutes in the podcast but it's whatever There's some little bit a little bit of conspiracy theory there and whatnot but it is what it is There's all sorts of excitement in Glick's world tonight I
Speaker: Yeah, there is. Come on, Francis. Give her the program. You should be going out to the bar. I had nothing to do with it either. I had nothing to do with it. I'm sorry. Hands up. Don't shoot. Okay. Good.
Speaker: I'm good. All right. Love you. Good night. Love you. Be careful. It's one of those holy fuck moments. Is it what he said right now? He said, you know, holy fuck. Oh, so much excitement in your world tonight. Glick. He's
Speaker: So him and I apparently have one of the same pet peeves and it's slamming doors Like I'm a large enough man if you slam the door too many times I will put a hand where the hinge goes and a hand on the handle and I will walk through that son of a bitch carrying the fucking door Connor's not wrong. I don't
Speaker: i don't do door slamming and i can't do that kind of chaos in a small room so you are a better man than i that's a bad guy yeah yeah you are a better man than i am good sir because i couldn't do it
Speaker: Let it out. You remember what I said? You remember what I said? I got it when I got four good ones left in me. And we almost we're down to three right there. God damn it. If this woman does not keep fucking going. Oh my god. We are here for a specific reason and I'm not going to talk about it. It's not show content. I'm not going to bring it up because it's not show content. We're here for a specific
Speaker: Nobody knew we were coming here. Apparently, everybody knew you were coming here. That's a bald face fucking lie, bro. Everybody knew. And the one fucking place that is the source of all of our problems is standing right there with you. No, no, no, no, no. I'm talking about a physical location, a location, a spot that is a source of a lot of problems is the one they're going to.
Speaker: It's the one they're going to. I'm not good. So, why are they going? Because everybody's drinking and everything's having a good time and everybody's drinking my beer and and I want it. I want more beer and it's like, why do you need more beer? I don't know because everybody's drinking my ****
Speaker: Yup. One, three, two, one, one, two, three. What the fuck is bothering me? Hey, Glick. Good job holding it together, buddy. I'm trying. I'm really the things you do for your fiance. Things I do for everybody around me and my fucking life.
Speaker: You know what? Fuck it. You're right, Connor. Right. Things I do for everybody in my goddamn life that goes unappreciated and goes on, and I continue to be shit on, and I continue to be the fucking bad guy. Fuck all of you. I'm sick and tired of it. I'm sick and tired of it because I'm constantly, constantly putting myself past everybody else, and I'm putting everybody ahead of me. So yeah, it does wear on me, and I do drink, and I do get pissed off, and I do get angry.
Speaker: I do do dumb things where Connor has to mess with me 17 times on a Sunday and And I feel bad because I didn't respond to him because I'm on plug and I don't have my fucking phone on He almost said doo -doo by the way Anyways, what are you guys talking about? Sorry, I just want to make sure that you knew that you almost said doo -doo. I
Speaker: You want but if you just said doo -doo it would have been fucking epic Because why because fart jokes and doo -doo is funny Super fucking
Speaker: You did, you maintained your composure very, very well Francis. I'm impressed. I give you a solid fucking 10 on the composure. Yeah, right. Like that was, that was stellar bro. People don't understand the amount of patience and the amount of fucking
Speaker: It takes for me to be as calm as an individual as I am because at the end at the end of the day I've always been a hothead. I'm always flat off the top of the handle I've always fucked the consequences and I said it earlier in the show shirt Fucking shoot first ask questions later. That's me
Speaker: I'm gonna shoot. I'm I'm I'm fucking I'm fucking in the movie tombstone When be before why his brothers get killed? I'm why I want fuck these cowboys. Let's gather up We're gonna fucking go to the fucking okay We're gonna go to the fucking cemetery and with the first time one of these motherfucker flinches We got a fucking wild card aka doc holiday. I'm doc holiday
Speaker: I'm your god damn wild card. I'm your uncle, Barry. I'll be your uncle, Barry. I'll be your uncle, Barry. That's fucking right. I'm the first one to fucking poll. Let's go. Hey, yeah, you're god damn right. You don't believe me right there. It's too bad you're. I'm just too slow there, quick drama girl. I'm too slow. Don't even like your mom.
Speaker: I'm bringing that with boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, cats and dogs. When click finally fucking snaps, I'm taking everybody with me. I'm just going to giggle and watch. I was trying not to. I was trying not to. Fuck that. Lose your shit. We're all into it. This is this is why I don't this is this is
Speaker: I think the best part was old government boy, like we can talk about politics. No, the fuck we get stupid. The fucking government boy was his fucking queers at $3 a bill first. And then he's like, oh, and then he's like, oh, professional sports. There's no randomization. You're right, bro. There might not be, but you know what? I enjoy watching him and having a couple of beers on the weekend. So shut the fuck up and let me enjoy what might be.
Speaker: We still watch the **** out of that. I love you, Connor. Just so you know. We all know wrestling is faking. We still watch the **** out of that. So, let's sports be fake. We're still going to watch the **** out of that, right? Come on now. Well, no porn is staged and we still watch that. Goddamn.
Speaker: You can't do that normally for six hours. You're telling me porn stage? I've been lying to you my whole life. Right. God damn man. I'm sorry. That guy just annoyed me by the way you look. Dude, he was there for like 45 seconds and I could have punched him right in the goddamn mouth. That's no fucking lie either.
Speaker: I try not to fight all the time but I mean I felt like I probably stood a pretty good chance against father time. Right. I don't know if he was older if he just had his hair dyed bleeds blonde. Does it look like he's going to just had his hair dyed bleeds blonde like he's that kind of guy you know. A little hey. Right. Look I don't know man. I give up on trying to figure shit out.
Speaker: Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Speaker: I'm getting comfortable. Just whatever at this point. Enjoy the beauty, you sons of bitches. You son of a ****
Speaker: You gotta shake it out. Gotta get everything unstuck from the legs. I'm pretty sure he's over there, right? He's like. This motherfucker's in the in the corner going. It's a light switch. It's a light switch. Jarvis made it.
Speaker: Yeah, oh boy was he's he's a try -hard I'm gonna give him that Dude's dude's definitely acting mid You know what I gotta say to you big fellas
Speaker: I listen I can be annoying. Let him hang out and tell me I'm annoying. I don't give dude at the end of the day He's not feeding me finance and me you're fucking me. So Like this in the chat come on up in here wrestling Anthony You're wearing a fucking smackdown in your picture. You have a you know, what Rick said we're not allowed to scare people off We don't need to rush important viewers or viewers. I
Speaker: You're you got a smack down tiger. Don't tell my secrets Championship belt in your fucking Profile picture like you would do like bro. You couldn't afford any other belt. It's a goddamn smack down tag team championship belt
Speaker: Yeah, you're talking to a guy who has not one, but two in working on a third custom made championship belt because I am the fucking champ. And not to mention the fact that I had the single handed greatest championship belt and all the time when it comes to WWE or WWE.
Speaker: and that's a smoke and skull championship belt. There's no belt that's ever been better, not the Brahma bull belt, not the spinning championship belt because John Cena, a fucking douchebag from Boston, Massachusetts. I don't know. The heart was pretty stellar with the ductile. That's the belt we want to get, Jeff, because it's
Speaker: A 100 % describes like that is broken but holding together kind of a deal. You had the Steve Austin smoking skull belt, right? That's what you're referencing. I do. Look, I fucking used to watch it though. I know exactly what you're saying. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like I tried to listen to his podcast.
Speaker: Dude, it's terrible. It's terrible. I couldn't stand it. He's one. He's one I would love for Rogan to do a three hour with and get to hear all the fucking stories in one. And that's what I love. And that's what I love about Stone Cold is because he does all those interviews with the other wrestlers and stuff like that. But they break down the.
Speaker: They break, they, they, they break that barricade down, that K -fabe or whatever. Yeah. And they talk real shit. And that's what I like about Stone. And not to mention the fact that, you know, he's got his own beer, which I do want to try. I don't think I'm going to try it, but I want to try it. Which one is it? Broken Skull. Broken Skull.
Speaker: I can get it. It's a total line down here. I can go get it tomorrow if you want me to and I'll do a taste test. Let you know. Anthony, Anthony, stop talking and hit the link in the **** comments and come over here with us, bro. Oh, and literally run your belt with his vehicle and wouldn't even have to do anything to beat your **** It's a fake man. Nobody just wanted to fight anybody. I'm just telling you to hit the link in the chat and come up here with us.
Speaker: big dog. Don't be a keyboard. Why don't you don't be that keyboard tough guy. Keyboard. Right now, my life is physically going to hell live on this **** show right now as we speak. I was going to say, I was going to say that's like days. Glick. That's all you need to do is two more days and then you can let it out, brother. **** two more. I can't let it. That's the thing. I can't let it out. I can't. I can't talk about it. I can't bring it up. I can't because it's
Speaker: at the end of the day, you're going to have to catch me off of here and kind of give me a short synopsis. So I have the slightest. Well, I'll say when we, you know, Rick and I, we, Rick and I talk all.
Speaker: basically all day every day. We said, yeah, I'll I'll I'll break it down for you Monday. I'll break down for you Monday. Whenever you got time, just I'm going to need like some sort of a short synopsis. You can short story it for me. I don't care. But I don't have the slightest crew, the slightest crew with what's going on. Nobody knows. The only person who knows is Jeff. It's all a person I've been able to talk to. And I mean, in all honesty, I love Jeff to death, but no honesty.
Speaker: you know, when we when we talked about it, it became more about everything he's got going on in his world and that's okay because you know, like you said, like you said, Rick and you and I are both guilty of this and you and I both know that we give the best advice. We're there for everyone. Oh, dude. We can't listen to **** but we don't listen to anything. We don't let anybody else be there for us. So, like, I'm I'm I'm literally dealing with the situation I'm dealing with on my own and I'm
Speaker: this, this like, not what happened in the, not what happened in the room. It's not what's bothering me. What is bothering me is the situation that I'm fucking dealing with and the situation I'm going through right now is what's bothering me. And that's why I'm God damn, I wish, man. You can hold it together a little bit better. Don't waste all your bullets on boy.
Speaker: I ain't never wished for a bottle of Jack Daniels so hard in my life. I don't even need to be on it. I don't even need to be on here. I'll **** drop my **** down and **** just go drink a bottle of Jack Daniels right now. Oh, uh my dad said your podcast was some of his friends. Yeah **** you, Connor. I'm the host of this **** I'm number one spot ****
Speaker: hit the link in the **** comments and come up here with us. Big dog. Come on, man. Come up here and hang out with us. I know. How are you going to come in here and tell me you're going to beat my **** like what the **** I didn't even know you bro. We don't need no drama. You can come up here and actually find out that we're actually pretty cool guys and you're going to hang out with us and I mean, I'm pretty I'm pretty chill for them. Oh, she was backstage. Not bad. My bad. My bad. Anthony. My bad. Anthony. I'm sorry. I'm
Speaker: You ain't going to turn your camera on. Oh, you ain't going to turn your camera on. Oh, no. You he's going to kind of. Oh, he is backstage like he's on the on the outside. He's waiting for you to hit the fucking button, bro. Yeah, he's already hit the button. I'm sorry. He's got a problem on you, Rick. What's going on, Anthony? What's going on, Anthony? How you doing, brother? It's awesome. How you living, man? How's things going in your world?
Speaker: great. Great. That's what's up. He's a he's a man of few words, man. Hey, you know, speak softly, carry a big stick. Oh, I mean, well, we already discussed the two and a half inches for the big. Yeah. Moving on now. Hashtag TPG.
Speaker: You think you think you could take Rick, man? You think you could beat up Rick? Yeah. I mean, I would, I would, I want to see it. I mean, I'm, I'm not, I'm not no easy, no easy task, bro. I'm not no tiny little sapling of a tree. I promise you that. Trust me. We all know you're not a tiny sapling.
Speaker: I mean, I might have a little head on the camera, but believe me, it's a whole lot wider as it goes down. He's like he's like a reverse. Rick's like a reverse bobblehead. Yeah, I'm like I'm like I'm shaped like a pair kind of. Oh, God. Well, we don't have to know if it's all fucking games in here. It's not a psycho. John Strickland is a psycho.
Speaker: There was already a dick on the screen. Glick was doing the helicopter. No, there was really a dick on the screen earlier. You might have missed it. There was a real dick. You know, I'm not going to go back and look at the replay because I'm kind of embarrassed. Then I'm over here. My camera just flopping my dick.
Speaker: By the way, if you're into that kind of thing, you should check out my only fans. Oh, shit. And only fans dot com. You can follow me on Instagram at Bearded Big. I don't know what the hell my name is. This is why I'm trying to plug in personal shit now. He's like, I need to make some more money. Like he said, I just said that he said, Anthony, why do you sound like you're rubbing one out?
Speaker: I Told you he's not a man of many words, bro. You're gonna have to ask him exactly the right questions to get a reply Are you a man of cheapest Anthony He's like I Mean
Speaker: If you're backstage where you're on stage now, my guy, like you can step up to the microphone and have a conversation. I'll speak. I'll speak his terminology. Anthony, you're, you're out of the gorilla, man. You're, you're on the main stage. I've got the microphone in your hand. The spotlights are on you and we're waiting on the line, bro. This is a big moment, bro.
Speaker: just like dink and doink going on over here. I mean, let's have a point. I mean, God love him. God love him. At least you showed up, man. I got a good chance for that. At least you showed up. Yeah, he hit the button. So which is more than we can say for some of the other folks that showed up tonight and just put a random pecker on the screen. Hold on a second, lady.
Speaker: She said, I can't talk and wank at the same time. That's a bold face lie. Oh yeah, I think she's talking about anything. Yeah. That's not a microphone in his or her hand, boy. It is, but it's one of the new tiny ones I use on TikTok all the time. You know the little ones that the guy that talks about animals uses?
Speaker: I can't talk more shit in the comments than you did on the actual Even leggy putting him on blast in the comments I tried to put her out. I tried to put leggy on blast. I tried This whole situation has gotten a little out of hand Oh wait, he was speaking hold on
Speaker: Shit, sorry. Go ahead, Anthony. I don't think so. Did he say offhand? I don't think so. I think so. I don't think he's in this. He's in the side of my head and I can barely hear him. Say it with your chest, homie. Come on, big boy. Say it with your chest.
Speaker: I can even tell who's actually the dumb one on this panel. We're not comparing IQs on here. We've all got about the same shoe size
Speaker: They're each their own. Apples are apples. It's just so dumber than Trumpy stuff. I mean, there's that, too. Bro. Hey, hold on a second. I got to see if I can do this. Hold on a second. I got a big voice. I got a deep voice. So I don't know if I can do this. Come on, boom it out. Let's hear it. Hey, guys. I sound like a big man in the comments. But when I'm actually here on the show, I sound like Michael Jackson and Prince's love child. Hee hee hee!
Speaker: What was worse was he literally like he's hanging out on this podcast with a bunch of grown -ass
Speaker: fucking bearded men aside from Jarvis. We're not, no offense, Jarvis. That is like y 'all sound dumber than Trump. And it's like, where did that even come from bro?
Speaker: I mean, you said you were going to kick Rick's ass and he got a profile picture of you with the tag team championship belt. I think he has a mask on too, doesn't he? That's why we brought you in here. Come on, Rick. He does have a mask on. He does have a mask on. Okay. Well, we can't, okay, Anthony, I appreciate you, but we can't throw hands because I'm unvaccinated.
Speaker: We cannot be that close to you, Rick. Also, I hate to break it to you guys and sorry, Rick, for sharing your personal business, but he's also got purpose. Yeah, that too. Plus, if you make me mad enough to fight, you've done made me mad enough to just shoot you.
Speaker: No, I've reached the point in my life where if you can piss me off enough to where I want to physically fight you, I might as well just shoot you and be done with it. I'm going to kill either way. So what the fuck, man? Ladies not wrong. We all do. However, I mean, you want some intelligence in the room.
Speaker: If you want some intelligence in the room, then I, you know, I could, I don't know if it's going to work, but, um, as far as intelligence, don't bring Jeff back. I was actually that, uh, by laying you out here. I mean, Oh, she's far smarter than us. Yeah, she is. She's a woman.
Speaker: I think somebody in this panel is. Hey, hey, hey, Connor. Hold on. I got, I got to adjust Connor on that. Connor. We got to keep the autistic jokes to a minimum. The girlfriend's son is autistic and I get in trouble every time an autistic joke comes up and his name's actually Connor spelled the exact same. I was just going to ask. I was just going to ask.
Speaker: Okay. So, you know, despite what Rick said, my nephew is autistic and my nephew gets a kick out of the autistic jokes. He tells my autistic jokes that most of us could. My nephew is a sick, twisted son of a bitch. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't remember the joke he said, but my nephew's graduation and this has been
Speaker: This has been a few years back. He came up and he was, and so, and let me preface this. My, my, my, my nephew was severely autistic, nonverbal. My sister got him into a good school. By the way, I give it a six. That was, that burns the whole way up, but thank you. Yeah. Give it a nice solid six. So I was at his graduation and like you said, nonverbal, kept to himself.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Like if you, if this is boring to you, there's probably 9 ,000 more podcasts going on tonight that you can go speak your unappreciated two cents that you'll get change back on. Don't go watch old reruns of, of WWE. Yeah. For real offers all of them. Yeah. My nephew came out to me. He's uncle Chris to do this joke. This, this joke, I kind of wish I could fucking, it doesn't matter.
Speaker: This joke that he said about autistic people are autistic kids fucking ruined my life. I said, everyone is like, well, this is so congratulation because I am. Well, then why would you make an autistic? We're not making fun of my nephew is autistic. Like I love the autistic community. I think the autistic community and the
Speaker: And the kids in there and the adults that are there are fucking amazing. Bro, most of them are shorter than us did a lot of things. Like literally, I'm not the Christian. I don't believe in Jeebus or your stupid spaghetti monster in the fucking sky that you guys call God. I don't believe in any of that goddamn shit. But my nephew told me a joke that was so goddamn offensive that made me question life in itself and had me once.
Speaker: You know what I think Jesus and the spaghetti monster are real because this kid just fucked me up the flying spaghetti monster Don't ever forget that thing man. Yeah, this fucking kid done fucked me up So shit no autistic kids man. You guys are awesome. The community is fucking awesome. You guys are fucking I just don't understand nothing
Speaker: I don't understand why you just wanted to come in and try and like, just instigate some dumb shit. Like, what was the point of that? Is that like, we're just hanging out. We're a bunch of buddies. We're a bunch of buddies on a Saturday night, just sitting around bullshit and having some drinks. And you like, you're like the weird dude at the bar that stepped in just to be that weird dude at the bar and try and draw attention. But you won't fight me though.
Speaker: Oh, I would absolutely throw hands with you in a heartbeat. If you want to figure out a way to get yourself all the way to Atlanta, Georgia. Like, trust me, I've never backed down from a flight a day in my life, but I'm also 37 years old. So I don't go looking for them anymore. I think I will fight you. Anthony, I will fight you and I won't even waste one of my fights. I have left one of your last words. You're coming out of that with still it's hard. I mean,
Speaker: like I don't know why you would I don't know why getting on a podcast and talking about you want to fight me would would accomplish anything because believe me at the end of the day, you're not about to show up at my front door. I guarantee that I live in the South. You show up at my door, you're leaving looking like Swiss cheese. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Anthony, will you do me a favor because this will be the greatest thing ever. Are you there, buddy?
Speaker: turn your camera on. Will you cut a WWE style and nobody interrupt him. Nobody on me. Will you cut a WWE style promo on Rick because I will clip it and I'll put it on our social media and that will be awesome. Can you do that for me? No. No. Yeah. No, why not? Yeah, no. He gets their own hands with me but he cannot cut a promo on me.
Speaker: Come on, please. Jarvis will touch your wing if you do. You're what? Who's got audio in the background? It's none of your business.
Speaker: I don't care if you have a camera on. I want you to cut a goddamn promo on me. Dude, I wanted to cut a promo on me. Who are you bullshitting? Like, tell me you're going to lay the smack down and I can't see you and then sit straight up from fucking a laying down position. I don't care. Calling the jabroni and a candy ass and asking him to be smells with the Anthony's cooking. And that's the bottom line because Anthony said so.
Speaker: like we're feeding you the **** We're feeding it to you. Just cut it. Tell me
Speaker: I'm feeling really good. I'm feeling really good. I'm feeling really good. I'm feeling really good. I'm feeling really good. I'm feeling really good. I'm feeling really good. I'm feeling really good. I'm feeling really good.
Speaker: What? What? Gangsters in Greensboro, Georgia or Greensboro, North Carolina? Because both of them are highly unpopulated. Like, what? Did he just say he's a gangster from Greensboro? Yo, GG, my dude. GG. Yeah. Greenboro gangster. Good game, bro. Yeah. GG fat bitch.
Speaker: I mean, really? You're gonna call me that because I've never heard that in my life. Congratulations. Hold on a second. Question for the panel. Have you guys ever heard of an autistic gangster before? This might be a new one for me.
Speaker: They're going to drive by and Anthony's like making a painting or doing something. No, stop making fun of the autistic. I'm just laughing at the fact that he's from Greensboro and he's a gangster because I've rolled through about every inch of Greensboro. There are no gangsters there. I'm from Ohio. They still put the ER at the end of gangster, not gangster with an A.
Speaker: I've never asked for anything. I've never I've never said please before. I just really wanted my man to cut a promo on Rick like a WWE style promo. He just let me down. He just let me down bro. Come on. He's talking. What did he say? I couldn't understand it because he had a dick in his mouth. I actually respect you guys.
Speaker: Yeah, it's all in fun, dude, I'm not taking nothing you say seriously trust me I promise I'm not losing the second sleep over it Typically typically typically 100 % it is a rule and like he is right. It is a rule that you don't get in on however
Speaker: We made an exception for Anthony and he hasn't showed us his wiener yet. Anthony, don't hold your wiener but you know, god, we don't need no more dick tonight. We we made an exception tonight. Yeah. Are you telling me to rain my attitude? I just want to know why. Hold on. I just want to know why he wants to fight me so bad. Like,
Speaker: Why did you walk into the room and pick the biggest dude to throw hands with? You're not the biggest guy, though. How tall are you, Glick? I'm six foot two.
Speaker: Okay, so you got me by two inches, but I outweigh you by how much? I got about two inches. That's all we heard. I'm a six foot second. I'm a six foot second in it. Hold on. I'm six foot second at 360. Why come in the room and pick the biggest dude you want to throw in? Nobody cares what you said.
Speaker: hold on click shut up what did you say bro i think i may have to reconsider trying to fight you you should fight jarvis you should fight jarvis or k mag you should fight those we should totally let him fight jarvis like get in those oversized box of gloves that go to their armpits and just let him throw hands
Speaker: You should fight Jarvis or K -Mag. They're little guys. I don't give a fuck about anything that just happened. The simple fact that Rick said, Clint, you got me. That's the only sound. Rick, you are sadly mistaken, bro.
Speaker: I didn't understand. Like I realized that I'm not everyone's company. I'll gladly be your side of whiskey, but I'm not your company, but you literally stepped in and you're like, I want to throw hands with the biggest fucking dude in the room. And I'm like, what, why, why would you, you have the opportunity to get hit by a Pinto or get hit by a train and you want to jump in front of the train. Come on now.
Speaker: I just want to train half the time and I feel like you know how bad I want you to cut a promo on him. Will you please the love of god? Everything that is holy. I don't I've been laying promo promo on here. Come on now.
Speaker: Bomb on him like see him do it, bro Look I'm about to jump sides fuck fuck Rick. I'm with team Anthony fuck Rick Fuck that fucking son of a bitch
Speaker: Yeah, what was that, Anthony? Why don't you take him? Like, hey, let's go. Let's go. I got you mad. Glick's gonna get you killed. That's what's gonna happen. Glick's gonna get you killed. Glick's gonna tell that other wrong dude, and they're gonna show up at my house, and they're gonna die. Like, plain and simple, you just die, you show up here. My dad, like, hold on a second.
Speaker: I'm sorry. No, you're good, man. I wasn't even to begin with. I was just like, I mean, this is kind of interesting for me because I'm not a regular on the show by any stretch. I'm like the two week in a row guest right now. Yeah, no, no, you're good. I mean, first and foremost, first and foremost, bro. You know, who's got her minds?
Speaker: Oh, well, I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings. You want a hug? I'm not really, but I'll pretend I am. You want a hug? I'll give you a hug, little fella. Glick would love to give you a hug. I was thinking Glick would give you a mouth hug.
Speaker: yes around your mouth came back it was one time all right and on the way down he was going oh I tripped and fella landed on his weeder it was totally a flute I tripped and felled his weeder landed in my mouth I didn't know what happened
Speaker: all I heard was glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug
Speaker: Good bro, we're just having fun. We're hanging out. We're that's what we do here That's what we do on and especially Wednesdays and Saturday. I said so we do most balls. We break each other's balls, man For coming up in here, I mean he was in the comments talking shit and you jumped up in here man Yeah
Speaker: you know, we love Jarvis and we beat the hell out of Jarvis. It's pretty bad sometimes. I don't even know Jarvis. We beat Jarvis like a god damn government mule. He's the red headed stepchild. There you go. I'm waiting for that one. He really is. Anthony, who's your favorite wrestler? Uh, Cena. Oh, he is a John Cena fan.
Speaker: How can you see him though? Okay, so I don't know. So I have a little John Cena question. Do you think John Cena should stay in wrestling or go to movies because he's debating on either of the two. Do you think he's a better actor or a better wrestler? Go to movies. I think he's a better wrestler. Okay. Okay.
Speaker: I think he's done pretty well in some of his movies, although he is getting a lot of B rated movies lately, like they're not good movies. So for John Cena, John Cena is the absolute
Speaker: uh poster child for wrestling. He's he's great on the mic. He's got like skills that are uh no, I mean even even even stone gold or the rock back in the 90s attitude. There you go. Even the rock now. Yeah. Well, they could they cannot put John Cena on the microphone. John Cena will do a promo like nobody has ever done before. Yeah. John Cena is right in the rain.
Speaker: and and and and and this is and this is the catch 22 about John Cena. A lot of people want to **** on John Cena but John Cena and and we've seen it and uh I think it was uh not elimination chamber. What was the last paper view where he fought solo? Uh was it it wasn't WrestleMania was it wasn't a rumble either. I don't think it was a couple. It was a little while back.
Speaker: There was a couple of paper views ago where he fought solo Sequo and he lost to solo Sequo. John Cena has no problem and this is a well -known documented fact. Hulk Hogan would not put anybody over. No, that's right. John Cena has put a lot of guys over even though he's earned a reputation of John Cena won't put anybody over but John Cena has lost the guys that he had no business losing to whether it be a comeback or anything else.
Speaker: but he put people over. John Cena is the all around 100 % perfect package. Yeah. He's one of those guys that you can count on to do whatever you ask him to do in the job. A lot of injuries too. And I love the different persona and that when he's in because I mean, I loved fucking
Speaker: Suicide Squad 2 was not a good movie but I love John Cena in it and then he got the Peacemaker show on HBO and I loved watching John Cena as Peacemaker dude and that shit was fucking hilarious. He he played such a he plays such a good heel in some things too. Like he was a total heel in that movie and he does good at it too. I don't know he won't be as a bodyguard Anthony. I mean that yeah.
Speaker: Now he said if he had four bodyguards he would choose all of us I mean, I'm gonna let Jarvis walk in first just because I gotta build some energy and find the motivation to actually do something Last guy that allows all the other people to do the fuck Yeah, I was just saying I'm just saying as I say, you know what? It's called smart tactics Jarvis I know
Speaker: when i have to exert energy for that it comes time for me to actually exert my energy yeah harvest is out and connor stepping in for no connor's got a bad foot he's useless he sits on a giant tampon come on now he's he's not wrong he'd be more productive
Speaker: but you know, I gotta be 100 % honest. Once I'm at that point where I'm ready to fight, I'm like the old Looney Tunes Tasmanian devil and I'm going through everybody. So I mean, but Rick's gonna walk into the room and go, what the **** am I supposed to do? Oh, you got shot off the back. Yeah. I'm just going to walk in and be like,
Speaker: really this is gonna happen tonight like we have to do this can we not find something else to do it's just knocking down beers and then finally when the final person gets up to him he's just like all right i mean i'm just gonna break the beer bottle and stab you in the neck we're done like it's over i actually told a guy that in a bar one night so this dude
Speaker: This dude in the bar one night was drunk picking a fight with anybody who would entertain him. And he come up to me and he tried to pick a fight with me. And I literally looked at him and I held up my beer bottle and I said, bro, do you see this beer bottle? And he was like, yeah. I said, the way this is going to go is I'm going to hit you with this beer bottle and you better hope and pray that it breaks because if it doesn't, I'm going to hit you again. And this will repeat until it shatters.
Speaker: and the dude just turned around and walked away from me like I'm not stupid like I was at the bar this has been a few years back I was sitting at the bar enjoying a drink talking to a buddy of mine this motherfucker out of nowhere comes up
Speaker: reached my bar still out from underneath me. I beat his ass. Well, hold on. It gets better. My chin bounced off the bar. I never missed a lick. I stood up, turned around, grabbed him by the collar and fucking headbutted him right in the fucking nose and let him lay on the ground, turned around and started drinking again. K -Mak was not fucking around. He's like, that is my spot. Yeah, like the way I see it.
Speaker: I told my son I said at this point in life
Speaker: i've learned that there's a difference between school fights and street fights there's no rules in a street fight so if it's not bolted to the floor i'm gonna hit you with that motherfucker pretty much much love to you brother appreciate you being by anthony i don't know why you've had this distaste for me
Speaker: Anthony, I'll be 100 % unless with you and I whisper in because nobody else can hear us and it's just a conversation between you and me. I didn't like to be able to die there, but it kind of grew on me like a fungus or an STD that I couldn't hear. And now I love the son of a bitch. It was like a goddamn war. Now I love the son of a bitch and he's like a little pro to me. The one you just can't ask your finger. Yeah. Anyways, what's going on, Ricky? Handsome son of a.
Speaker: I don't know. I'm just sitting over here trying to figure out why Anthony doesn't like me. That was the weirdest shit ever. Of all people to not like, I mean, I'm not a very likable person most of the time, but like you were in here for all of what, like seven minutes.
Speaker: And you were like, Rick's annoying. I mean, okay. Congrats. Connor, you have a bang bang problem solved. I have a, I have a problem right now. So Connor's probably on the same page as me. If you get angry enough to throw hands with you, I might just as well shoot you.
Speaker: like that's promo that uh that Brian Pillman cut on stone cold Steve Austin where he literally pulled the gun out on stone cold no Jarvis because we all lost our virginity like 30 years ago does does anybody know that um god who was it Rick Flair was actually held at gunpoint by dusty roads the original sorry sorry sorry Jarvis but I do
Speaker: and I do remember the the Brian Pillman uh which was crazy because back in the day when they were the Hollywood blondes, they were super tight, man. They were like, oh, yeah. They're just thieves. Well, originally,
Speaker: when they were both in WCW, they had promised Stone Cold that he was going to get a singles run with Harley race. Well, then instead of that, they put him with, uh, Brian Pillman. They became the Hollywood blondes, which Brian Pillman was the, the glue that held that tag team. I was incorrect. It was Harley race that drew a gun on,
Speaker: and I believe it was Ric Flair. Put a gun right in his face when Vince McMahon was trying to infiltrate the southeastern and southern United States with WWE. No, it's Hulk Hogan. It was Hulk Hogan that Harley Race did. And it was just a big drop. Are you sure? Yup. He literally put a gun in his face. Everybody shut up. Everybody shut up. Tell Alyssa to come and say hi. Alyssa, come say hi. I just think the light come on.
Speaker: Here here guys here. Well, let's see. She's not wearing stupid. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on
Speaker: I love her. I love her. I love her so much. She'll be in my DMS later. That's all that matters.
Speaker: What came out? I said, I just want to say I'm really proud of you for finally getting a lamp to light up that dark ass corner. This room, the guy who's sitting in a black hole right now. Shut up for you. This is like a fucking drop in nuclear. Fucking. I can use them. I did. Yes, I did. Hey, hey, hey, what they did, how about you change your name to fucking cook?
Speaker: who was just behind you, Rick? Who was just behind you and all my daughter? Hey, no. Oh, yeah. That was my daughter that just popped up behind me to say hi. Oh, I didn't realize she said hi. She just waved. Oh my gosh. Glick says hi. Yeah, she just waved. It's crazy the difference that four years. She said she said somebody.
Speaker: Sub, girl. That's what she does. Somebody. Somebody. So I've been rolling. I watched this Facebook reel the other day yesterday. Hold on. Hey, Rick, do me a favor. What's up? Sheeee! Oh, she's all the way inside. She popped her face back out.
Speaker: No, so I watched his Facebook really yesterday and I've been looking at him all day and I'm like, bro, you're doing too much. You're being mean. I do. I do. I do. And then he's so mad because he's not using the correct terminology. I'm being sus AF apparently. No. Yeah. I do the same.
Speaker: I'm going to throw the controller at you. Like my son, you know, he's the baby out of, out of my three kids. He's like 10.
Speaker: I don't know, but you're like, that's my, that's my little homie. That's my, that's my dude. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. That's my dude. So I fuck with the girls all the time. And I'm like, bro, you're not even. I do that to these two all the time. I'm like, bro, that's funny. Why? So we created our own clan tag on cod and it's the bruh clan tag.
Speaker: Because you ever turn the corner like seven times in a row and the same guy shoots you and you're just like, bro, really? Like, bro, really? So we can play in tech, bro. Everybody who plays Call of Duty hit up the Glitch show.
Speaker: And we got a clan tag too. It's, it's, it's NSNS. It's nonsense. We do have the nonsensical wrestling Federation. Do you know, that would be a really good podcast if we could get us all together, a wrestling match.
Speaker: Well, if this podcast ever starts making enough money to where I can put everybody in the same room at the same time. No, bro. Old school backyard hardcore. If this podcast ever makes enough, first and foremost, outside of the wrestling bullshit, but at this podcast, if nonsensical nonsense ever starts making enough money to where I can put all of us in the same room at the same motherfucking time,
Speaker: that's going to be the first thing on my agenda to put to put me, you, Connor, jar, K mag, Tony, Brian, you know, all of our, all of our friends of our show, lady, I'll fucking put, I will buy lady a plane ticket and I'll fly her to fucking. I don't give a goddamn if I'm making the money and I can afford it and I can put all of us in the same room together.
Speaker: I will in a fucking heartbeat. I will literally put Jarvis over and let Jarvis kick my ass in a wrestling ring. You heard him first. I will literally let, I will let Jarvis. But I actually did wrestle in real life.
Speaker: So did I. Authorized school. I'm a state champion. Two years. Come on now. Come on, Melissa. The only thing I was never able to do was be a state champion. I would have been a third, but I broke my knee, so I didn't get to go. I broke my knee in sectionals. Yeah, that's a part of wrestling. Listen, not only does it sound like trouble, but for the first time in your life, you'll be coming, too.
Speaker: No shit, I feel like you'd be the one to like super kick like the fuck out of us all You in the face for sure after last weekend you'd be fucking switching music clean out of the over -the -top, bro
Speaker: I do deserve it after last weekend. So, so last weekend, I missed your comment. I did apologize. I did apologize. I missed your comment. I had to go back and listen to the replay. However, I hate to break you to all you bitches but I mean, the
Speaker: We'll be like you and I. Jesus Christ. I think like you would be the that could go into any wrestling and would be the world champion. She would be. I think we should do an elimination chamber type **** deal. Like you and I are going to form a tag team. Actually, you know what, like, you know what, the more I think about it, I'm a Buffalo Bills fan. If I'm going to be in a match, I want a TLC match because we're used to going through tables like that's normal for us.
Speaker: I can't wait to put you through a table, brother. Listen, I'm going to take it like a champ, bro. I'm going to take that table over there right now. I got this. I got this. I love you, but don't take it the wrong way, but I'll put you through it.
Speaker: to the
Speaker: No, let's not go back to those ones. I can't hand my heart. Can't handle that. This year's wide, right? You have to admit they should have never went for that field goal. And, uh, Oh, dude, there's so many things that I could list off. There's so many things that I can list off, but the true heartbreak was this year's wide, right kick.
Speaker: like because I've lived that once already so to see the second time really fucking birds Yeah, it's like the fucking Scott Yeah, that's why I said to live in his second time really First and foremost first and foremost Jarvis is now Norwood is Norwood fuck off
Speaker: I love you, Rick. Hey, Bill's Mafia. Honorary member, Bill's Mafia. The stupidest thing, though, is they had enough time to put him in closer range to kick that field goal, and they waited until like eight seconds to call a timeout. Listen, it's always been the same two things for the Bills and the Sabres.
Speaker: They've either got the team to be aggressive and the coach doesn't want to, or they've got an aggressive coach and a team that can't handle it. It's the same two things every year for the football. It's like with the miking. No, these have just been terrible since Dante Culpepper left. I just got to address the ladies comment. I'll put you to their table. So I was really sexual.
Speaker: There was an all black moment here and I was wamly when that's your name. Did you say all black moment? There's an all black remember earlier with all the, yeah, that's what it is. Yeah. I'm going to probably be asleep before she even comes on doing it. I don't know.
Speaker: I mean, that's because you're old. It's probably, well, it's probably for the best depends on how many people she brings back weather or who she brings back with her. I prefer two people to come back with her to her.
Speaker: You're not built for that He's gonna put that belt on the line Rick
Speaker: I mean, he might have to at that point. Before anything goes down, you'll think I won't go into the bathroom and have a pep talk. Hey, listen here, you little son of a bitch. This is the moment of a lifetime. This is only this is this is everything we've worked for. This is this is our moment. This is our moment, little fella. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Speaker: You gotta go through all that you're gonna go through all that all I had to do is tell the doctor man I wish I could just last a little bit longer and I got an orange bottle full of last long I didn't have that problem either but somebody gave me the heads up that all you have to do is ask the last a little longer and you get a bottle full of last longer and
Speaker: Yeah. Well, unfortunately, we're back in a pissing contest, but I was going to say my last few exes were like, can you not do this so long? And I'm like, I don't know. I thought y 'all are into this. That means you beat your dick too much.
Speaker: that's might be a very true statement because I beat that **** like it's Kuta Kinte and we are like, you know, she's the **** money, right? No, I mean, that **** like he's Kuta Kinte and we are on a plantation and the **** lost and forgot his **** name. Bro, I'm telling you though, those pills, I can I can dump over 10 bucks a shot. I do only have eyes for one woman like II really do. I honestly do but
Speaker: If she wants to say like, okay, so I only have eyes for one woman. However, she has brought up the conversation about. Oh, that conversations come up and you, she was like, Hey, she was, and she was the one that brought it up. Not me. Like, I mean, it's a win -win situation. We're both. Yeah.
Speaker: I'm being, trust me, I'm behaving the hell out of it. So like the conversation was brought up by her. Like, where's your grenades? Having a girlfriend in our relationship or whatever the case may be. And, and I'm like, I, I was, I was the one who was weird about it. You know, Jeff makes fun of me for being vanilla as fuck. That's a slippery slope, bro. That's a very thin line to dread on. It is. And.
Speaker: The introductions have been made. The introductions have been there. The the opportunities but it's all on. No, she was not testing. No. Um I was just being a little bit. But it's it's it's on her and it's like, you know, she she brings them in or she. How do you do that? Introduces to the conversation and and and because we both want to make a decision on the yes or no and
Speaker: So, I'm going off of that. I'm like, I don't, I don't go outside of the parameters. So, to say, but she definitely, that's a, that's some thin ice to be treading. Yeah. Oh, trust me. I, and trust me, I'm, I'm, I'm very gingerly tiptoeing on that. I, I was like, if it goes down this road, the decision is made by you.
Speaker: you know, the conversation with the, with that person is made by you. Correct. I'm not, I'm not engaging. I'm not initializing or anything else. Correct. I know. I know where this goes because, Hey, you know, this is me. I'm, I'm speaking. I've been, I've been in two success. I've been in two threesomes one. Wow. That is all I gotta say.
Speaker: The second one, I literally got kicked through the stomach that I was down on the couch in the living room jerking off on the couch or on the chair and then I had to take the second bitch home the next morning. You get the wrong end of the deal, bro. Yeah. But that'd be me. Yeah. I'm not I'm not I'm not the type like I'm not gonna be like like I'm not gonna go up to Rick and be like, hey, Rick, I know you're single. You wanna
Speaker: You know, like that's not me but you know, you know, if another woman another, you know, whatever I'm down for that. Like I said, two, two reasons. One was, one was amazing. The other one literally took the stomach, sent downstairs and I was jerking off and then the next morning I'd take the bitch home. And that was as hell. Oh, word.
Speaker: Yeah, I wasn't allowed to sit in the corner and jerk off. I had to go literally downstairs on the chair and jerk off when nobody was around. You know, he's like a rodeo clown. Yeah, I wasn't even jerking off of there. I was watching some other shit on the on the internet to jerk it off. I don't know. I'm just saying that's that's that's the experiences I've lived. That's me personally. That's that's my world.
Speaker: so my son's playing zombies on cod right now and him and the dude he was playing with both got fucked up and got knocked down right next to each other so they're watching me a third person and some dude just showed up to save him but he's got a shotgun and like this gigantic zombie horde of guys trying to kill him and like they're all getting fucked up right now
Speaker: Oh god, I'm about to get yelled at. I'm going to get yelled at. I'm going to get yelled at. I'm going to get yelled at. Why would you assume you're going to get yelled at? What do you mean? Oh lord. Oh my gosh. You have your face to go with the voice.
Speaker: Hold on a second. Hold on a second. She comes in here all sweet and they would say, why would you? Yes, you know, they're all sweet. I know. I know. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Let me pretend. Let me pretend like I don't know. Like, oh, hey, lady. How you doing? Welcome to the show. First time meeting you. How you ever did? Wait a minute. What have you done to be yelled at? You haven't done anything? I have not done nothing. I mean, that's that's up for discussion.
Speaker: we kind of went off with anthony a little bit hard sometimes i don't just randomly yell at people for notaries and there's always a reason she's not lying there there is a reason let's be honest let's be fair
Speaker: well no you deserve that Jarvis you deserve that listen i've not brought it back up again you did apologize yeah i did as far as i'm concerned it's squashed but then if it happens again obviously i'll fucking go off again so you know
Speaker: I'm not the type of person who will go back over things. When something's happened, and you did apologize because I'm concerned that it's done, why mention it again? She's going to call you a wee little pecker.
Speaker: That's not the terminology I would use. It was quite funny earlier when Connor said something and obviously you can't type the word cunt on YouTube, right? Because it'll just, it won't let it go through. So you've got to find weird ways to spell. Thank you.
Speaker: So let's address that in Europe and anywhere over there in Europe, CUT is a regular fucking word. They use that like we use fuck. But over here, you said that to the wrong chick, she's punching you in the face. It's not like, it's not even like saying fuck, it's actually lesser than that.
Speaker: In Scotland particularly, the word cunt could almost be a replacement for the word person. It's just another word. It very much depends on the intent behind it and the context in which it's used, right? Yeah, not here.
Speaker: Obviously, you can be angry and call someone a cunt and mean it in the same way that you guys use it. But usually it's like, oh, stupid cunt, funny cunt, guys are right, stupid cunt, or whatever. It's just like another word for person, honestly. It's like punctuation. Do you know what I mean? As if I called somebody a dumb cunt here, I'm liable to get my ass kicked. Well, in the States, in the States.
Speaker: is derogatory where... Well the thing is, in the States, but in the States it very much is gender specific. Yeah. And that's not the case here at all, men and women are cunts here. Yeah, here it's definitely a gender thing. I would consider the word, I would consider the word bitch to be more derogatory actually, because that's more gender specific.
Speaker: right? And let's just call it, you're calling a man a bitch. You're, you're trying to emasculate him, right? So that's, yeah, female. Right. So that's, that's so much more feminized words in the word content over here. I literally watched my mom fight a grown ass man at a bar one night. My mom was, my mom was five, eight, five, nine.
Speaker: Not necessarily a small woman in the statue, which is funny because my dad was way smaller than my mom. But I literally watched my mom one night. We went to pick up my cousin who worked at the strip club. She was a stripper. And we went to go pick her up and I drove my mom there because she was high as fuck.
Speaker: and this dude was at the door and he said he said cut it wasn't was not talking to my mom had nothing to do with my mom had nothing to do with anything but I literally watched my mom get into a fist fight with a grown ass man and my me being her me being her son. I'm like I'm about to I'm about to jump in and beat the brakes off of this dude. My mom all five 859 of her and beat the hell out of this man for saying
Speaker: like like his buddies didn't even jump in to try to save him because my mom was wearing him out in the parking lot and it was like that was her trigger but that was her trigger word like that was that was my mom's
Speaker: And it's so funny here. I think it's like anything, you know, it depends on the intent behind it. I mean, you can literally say the same words, right? And it's about nuance. You could say, fuck off your cunt, right? Or you can say, fuck off your cunt. They're the same words. Same flexion. They mean two entirely different things. If I say, click an eye or banter and I'm like, fuck off your cunt, right? That's a joke. That's right. Where is that? Nya Alyssa, I love you, girl.
Speaker: You know, it's about inflection and I think, don't take this the wrong way. Americans don't do nuance very well. Oh, I'm taking it the wrong way. I'm taking it the wrong way. Fucking Americans. But generally, and I'm not just talking about that. I'm not just talking about that. You're 100 % right. In the UK,
Speaker: communication's very, there's a lot of sarcasm, there's a lot of double entendre, there's a lot of like smutty kind of undercurrent. We're not always direct, right? You've got to navigate the nuance of what's being said quite a lot of the time, whereas in America, you've got to be like - Who never watches podcast? Like - I'm not talking about you guys specifically, I'm talking about all fucking Americans. I'm actually, I don't know what a stupid statement here.
Speaker: I'm just going to give it to this. I've never seen Langie. I've just interacted with her via the chat and then watched her, heard her on load on Jarvis. So it's nice to put a face to the name now. I love her. I love like, I adore her. I think she's great.
Speaker: Once upon a time. Here we go. We hated each other. Oh yeah. We hated each other. I don't think he can hear you. And it wasn't, and it wasn't. There were reasons. There were reasons. It wasn't because of anything that I did to Herbert. Well, okay. So yes, I did stuff personally, but there wasn't the, the hate did not come about for any other reason other than.
Speaker: a false narrative that her and I were fed. Get out of there. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and I'm going to apologize lady because I've done that, but I said some things and I was told, and I don't think she did now that I know her, but
Speaker: me being the person I am. And I'm like, very good. And the thing is, you did say some things, and you did say - Oh, no, I did. No, I did. I 100 % did. You did say them on the podcast, but at the end of the day, and it's like I just said to Jarvis, right? You have apologized for those things, Glick. It doesn't have to keep me in behalf. It really doesn't. No, no, no. But now, what I was getting to, I didn't want to go down that road again. What I was getting at was now, I consider, like, you a friend.
Speaker: Not only to consider a friend. I consider her a very good friend and little Mm -hmm, you know, I you know, I love her to death. I adore the hell out of her, you know I encourage her to be on and I understand the time difference, but I encourage her to be on here any time drama I know and I know it. Oh god. I know that when you come up on this show it just
Speaker: I'm a petty son of a bitch Rick knows Rick is only Rick Rick knows me and he knows I'm a petty motherfucker
Speaker: See, I just couldn't do it. I could not give a fuck about any of that. I did find it very amusing that when someone was saying that you used to be mortal enemies and now we're like, that's what I'm using. But I can't do it. Like you and Glenn are going to engage in mortal combat. The thing is, the thing is, and the thing is, right, the thing that cracks me up is how similar we actually are
Speaker: Now that we've got to know each other a bit, there are a lot of similar personality traits, our thought processes. You keep fucking saying things as I'm typing them, weirds me out. Jeff doesn't say, actually, Jeff does it as well. These are saying the word doesn't work. Jeff is starting to do it, yeah. It's like, you fuckers get out of my head. Jeff is starting to, like, you all yell at me, like, we'll be on the show and she'll message me, like, not in the comments, we'll show message me, I'm sort of like, how do my fucking head, you son of a,
Speaker: Connor, I thought you were... Because we're thinking the same thing. Yeah, Connor went to bed forever again. Connor hasn't quite been the same ever since he started obsessing about my nipples. You know, his whole demeanor around me has changed and I think he came back from...
Speaker: It's just nipples. It's just nipples in general. He did go on for quite a substantial amount of time about man nipples specifically being dimmer switches. Remember that conversation? I think I missed this conversation. It was great though. The conversation was fucking hilarious. I think I feel like I'm like behind the page or some shit like that. What about it?
Speaker: There it is. I don't know about that conversation, but it would have been an interesting one to be involved in. Unconfident. Well, not too long nibbles come up. It's like we're talking about earlier about everybody ribbing each other, right? And that's the thing. That's the thing, right? There's a difference between banter, which is when something's banter, the person's in on it, right? They're in on the joke. They're part of it.
Speaker: versus essentially bullying someone. There's a difference. And a lot of people use the word banter as an umbrella to just be cunts, basically, right? But... Negative cunts. Not a good cunts. A bad cunt. A bad cunt. A horrible cunt. But on this show, obviously everybody has their little thing, you know, they tell you, they go, hey, oh, hey, hey, hey.
Speaker: I'm just explaining to Rex, so my thing is, they're always giving me shit about how pale I am. And I am, I'm practically translucent, I'm so fucking white, right? You live in a place where you don't get a good tan, what do they want from you? It's always like, especially as life is here, every time I come in he's like, I've got too many shades on, his leg is here now, of course it's too bright on the screen.
Speaker: So your nipples are a dimmer switch. That was the conversation. That's okay. Turn your goddamn camera on. I get it. Now we just turn them down a little bit, right? Is that what you're telling me? If only that were a thing that would be, I have a lot of controls as host of this show. I can adjust my excitement.
Speaker: I can adjust this and that. The other thing, the only thing I cannot adjust is, is, is, is the freaking, is the freaking picture. It looks like Casper with hair. You heard what I said, Tony D turn your goddamn camera on. I do have a ring light on here, right? No, no, wait a minute. It's on the minimum. Watch yourself a search off completely.
Speaker: Makes no fucking difference. Hold on. Hold on. You had a ring light on and then you turned it off? It's off. It's off now, right? Watch the difference. On. Off. There it is. Hello.
Speaker: I was half asleep and thought I heard you in my dreams
Speaker: Not only does
Speaker: I actually fell asleep because I'm mad at you so I'm gonna have to drink my pants out. Hang on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hang on. We can barely, Tony, we can barely hear you because someone else has background noise that's drowning your mic out. So you'll have to speak a little bit louder. We genuinely can't hear you. These fucking barbarians will turn this shit down. I'm starting with the host of the baby barbarian in this motherfucker.
Speaker: What did you say? Say it again. I passed out earlier because I went out to eat and I had some drinks, so I don't have any. Oh yeah. Good night, was that? No, I just went out to eat. I just got the house full of it. That's all. All right. So ain't pretty good and hadn't decent my time. Fuck liquid is late beer drinking ass. I drink liquor motherfucker.
Speaker: And then and then and then you just so happened to wake up when I came up here cuz I'm only no I had to show on Sleep so Steve was going on who's this other guy? I just like creeper
Speaker: I'm a lot of a kicking man. I just sneeze and fit. Now I would question Connor with the hard ER. Why your friend's smoke, please? First of all, he was your friend before he was mine, so don't put this shit on me. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Speaker: I dropped my camera down and dropped my mic and called you. I was like, hey Tony, are you awake?
Speaker: You can come on now. Why did you mention it? I do have two notifications that the link was available. So. Yeah, that's available. It's Saturday fucking night. You're fucking twat. Well done, Luke. So pronouncing it correctly. Oh, you can't. Oh, it's never a thought. Well done. You finally listened. Always a hard A.
Speaker: Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. We had another instant. We had another instant and instant and instant. Come on. They're hard to feel a certain kind of way. Okay. First and foremost, shut the **** up because I've drank more than anybody in this podcast tonight so you can eat my asshole. I'm going to have to pass on that one.
Speaker: You know what? This this this this is the this is long distance dedication from from Casey Casem from Glick in Ohio. I guess I'm NPA to to to Rick and and in Georgia. Set my deck and eat my asshole you sons of bitches. What baby? It's very good.
Speaker: Why are you grunting and growling? What do you mean over there in the dark? I had to get dressed. Why do you have to get dressed? Why does that make you grunt and growl? I don't understand. Anthony! Let's go, bro! He acknowledges me as his tribal chief. Why did you stand like rubbing on out, Tony? Say what? I said why did it sound like you were rubbing on out? Well, I'm not rubbing nothing out, Tony.
Speaker: because he was running one out because I was on here. I was never worn out. See, this is how championships really look. Okay. Oh, god. Oh, lord. Oh, here we go. Now, we're going to have the **** dick measuring contest of champions. I don't have to measure mine. Alright. Okay.
Speaker: You have a TNT championship. It's irrelevant. I have the single greatest championship of all time being the Smoking Skull Championship. You know what you're champion of. You know what you're champion of. And the second greatest championship of all time being the nonsensical nonsense podcast. I've got neighbors. Stop sharing. So he's in a fucking hotel.
Speaker: I don't give a fuck about any of y 'all's name and lady fuck your neighbors because there's some sons of bitches they are but I still don't want the cops at the door and there's a teenager sleeping in the next room supposedly
Speaker: I think I won't fucking fly to Scotland just to fight your neighbors because you got some shitty ass neighbor. What are you doing, Steve? How are you doing, Ed? I would pay you to come and fight my neighbors. Girl, do not tell me. They need a good fucking kick in, to be fair. You remember the comment I said about earlier about getting into a fight. I don't have to waste one of the four fights I have. I won't have to waste one of the four fights to go with lady's neighbor's asses. We've talked about her neighbors and she does.
Speaker: fucking shitbag neighbors. God, she's got terrible neighbors. You're a goddamn Viking Celtic warrior. Go whoop their asses, Leggy. You know, I'm not, you've got to remember, I fell down the stairs three weeks ago. I'm not exactly feeling that great. Oh my God, are you still tired? Are you still three weeks since that shit happened? I still feel though, Leggy, you could still kick people's ass even though you fell down the stairs. Yeah.
Speaker: Probably, but I'd rather be in for functioning. I don't know. I have a feeling that I need tears and shit out. I'm feeling sorry for myself, though. Do you know what I mean? I'm still sore enough that I'm feeling sorry for myself. I'm pretty sure that Deborah could kick some people's asses. I just took this off, right? I got this brace thing from a knee, from a leg. And it's got hinges in the side. I feel practically fucking semiby on it. Wow.
Speaker: Break your break your bionic leg off in somebody's ass. Fuck them Everybody everybody go follow radio And she lady. I'm such a My dude, it reminds me of Forrest Gump run Forrest run. I Love you lady
Speaker: I don't often feel sorry for myself, but I've done some proper damage. I'm still feeling sorry for myself. I'm sitting here, kind of leaning forward on the seat because I can't sit back in the seat because I still think I fractured my coccyx, so I can't sit all the way back. She did coccyx. She broke her coccyx. She totally broke her coccyx. All six of them. Yeah. God. Yeah.
Speaker: Like here we go. You know, we love you better watch out. We get her in that wrestling match. Glick, she's going to take us all out. I'll be healed by then. I'll be healed by then. Oh, I'm coming to get you. I mean, she's going to do like the old Terry bunk thing. She's going to grab a chair and just wildly fucking just throw that thing in the ring. She's not a fan or anything.
Speaker: Yeah, the greatest tag team of all time. Nobody expected me. Leggy and myself. Can you imagine? Jesus Christ. Can you imagine? Can you really check this Jack and Terry funk? Yeah. I'm surprised them motherfuckers never died in the ring together. I'm surprised neither one of them died in the ring alone. Let alone. Yeah.
Speaker: He just died recently. Who? Turned in the rain. He died of old age. Did y 'all see Virgil died like two days ago? Yeah. Yeah. Rest a piece of Virgil, damn it. If you don't stop calling me fucking damn it, you're back on the left. So here's a cool thing for you, Glick. Here's a cool thing for you. You want some of your little wrestling knowledge for you, Glick? Do it!
Speaker: Rick Steiner is the head of the Cherokee County School Board here.
Speaker: which is the next county over to me. And he's also an incredibly successful real estate agent here in the local area. And his brother Scott owned a show knees until just recently when he sold it to become an IHOP. And I met him because he showed up because he wanted the granite countertop out of the show knees. But the construction guys threw it in the dumpster the day before and it was broken to pieces.
Speaker: You can see either of those two guys regularly walking around the Woodstock area and Scott Steiner is just as big now as he was in the 90s. He lost a lot of his math though. Well, I mean, it's like Canby and the goddamn mayor of Knoxville, Tennessee. Yeah, right. Of Knox County.
Speaker: It is. It is. It is. Apparently, I'm a bit of a Karen and apparently Debra is another word for Karen. Uh we figured it was in Europe. Not here. Yeah. It's not a thing here. You don't have Karens in Europe. He's made that shut up. Karens. Karens.
Speaker: Did you call him an arsehole or an asshole? An arsehole. An arsehole. I do think it's
Speaker: if the
Speaker: the
Speaker: You gotta think about where I live though, man. You gotta think about where I live. I live in Atlanta. But here's the thing. We don't, we don't say that shit over you. We just don't say that. I live in Atlanta, dude. You don't freely, those things fly around down here. Rick, Rick, Rick. I mean, I want to have self in you. Where are you? Yeah. I want the Roberts. Oh, no shit. You're down there self in the shithole that is McDonough.
Speaker: so so we were talking about so i'm so sorry before sorry to interrupt you Glick i just want to catch what Connor's saying there before i'll go make the cup and then you can see all what you want to go see when i make the cup but so what you're saying is it gets excited and you enjoy it when i'm mad is that what you're saying Connor cause he likes the abuse this is a progression from being obsessed with my nipples and now you're talking about liking me when i'm angry this is
Speaker: It's getting a bit weird, man. It's getting a bit. You know, I you know, I feel like Connor's got a little bit of a crush. It's getting a bit fucking weird. I'm going to go make a cup of coffee. Sort yourselves out on the back. He's probably got a picture of like he up in his garage. He probably does. So it's funny that we were talking about. We were talking about because I started this show out. The show is an absolute fucking shit show because
Speaker: Like I had no idea that I was not gonna have colors and it was just a fucking shit show so I was just Especially without me. I want to thank everybody who misses me. I do plan to come back. I know the civil business you Hold on a second before we beat Tony D down hold on a second
Speaker: Oh, okay. As, as, as a guy who invited Tony D on the show and as a guy who made Tony D a co -host of the show, I do, I would love to bring you back. I want you back on the show, but I want the Tony dude who is a part of the show engaged and, and, and, and all that, you know,
Speaker: personal **** happens but you know, that's when I'll be the first one to say it. I've said it a million times when Tony's on when Tony's on and he's a part of this show. He's **** amazing. We got lots of clips, man. We got clips. Not Tony. Remember that. When top and top notch Tony. However, when Tony gets distracted by the **** who do the
Speaker: Oh, I hate you. Oh, I hate you. And the things that happen tonight, you know, or anything else. Yeah. That doesn't just apply to the podcast, Glick. That doesn't just apply. No, no, it doesn't. I'm just saying like.
Speaker: Yeah, I want top -notch Tony. I want I want Tony. I want We all want it. We all want it top -notch Tony. We want the real we want the real motherfucking Tony D. Bro, I don't want to ask for you because I don't even know who the fuck you are. No. So, they're speaking for themselves. Yeah, Rick and foremost, Rick, Rick, first and foremost, if you get the real Tony D, if you get the real podcast, Tony D, that shit's fire.
Speaker: I mean he lives down here by me so he's got to be pretty all right I guess. That shit is, that shit is, that shit is, the real Tony D is fucking awesome. And he's far enough south to be out of Henry County so he's all right. I said you're far enough south to be out of Henry County so you're all right. And you're apparently not far enough north. I am because I'm in Bartow County. I'm where I need to be.
Speaker: that's the Tony D. I miss man like that's that's that's my guy like this is a dude that was in the chat and and and being a part of the show and this is a guy that we brought up on the show and then we like I want that Tony D back trust me and I want that Tony D back on the show man at the end of the day and I mean that **** and **** y 'all mother **** you think anything different and and I say this because so we
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Speaker: because so down in the down in the box and that's why I said, Tony D, turn your **** your camera on and then when you comment, I knew it was actually you. Oh, we had Brian. He was down in the boxes and it was Brian live like we had the Brian doing what Brian does. He's messing around over here. He's getting everything set up and as soon as we and I didn't have no control over it. Jeff brought him up but as soon as he brought Brian up and we're like, yo, Brian, what's good?
Speaker: Yeah. You know what's crazy? Fucking Y 'all blame the folks on the other platform for that shit. He's not even over there with them. Folks on the other platform first and foremost, you silly sons of bitches. I call you out a lot. I pick on you guys a lot and y 'all don't do shit. However, a random motherfucker is not just going to target
Speaker: certain individuals. I really honestly think that it's going to take, I really honestly think, I really honestly think, hold on one second Tony and I'll and I will let you, I will let
Speaker: I really honestly think before you think any differently, they're gonna have to do that and create the fake account and create the bullshit with you. We joked around and we're like, I can't wait until they do it to me. Like all of a sudden a second click pops up like, oh shit, Glick's on here. But yeah, I mean, I mean, I mean, as Mito once said, two out of three ain't bad.
Speaker: What you did forget that the very first one, they went after all three of us. The very first TikTok page, they went after all three of us. I'm talking about coming up here on a Saturday night with an open door challenge. How many beers have you had? He's got a couple, two, three. I've had one. He's had as much as last Saturday. He's had a couple, two, three. Okay, first and foremost drivers, shut the fuck up.
Speaker: he was also at home last Saturday he's not home right now that is true that is true two points here first and foremost Jarvis shut the fuck up second of all Jarvis thank you for hanging out with me during my drunken super okay first and foremost I'm going through shit I'm dealing with a lot of shit third and fourth and I needed last Saturday night so in all honesty literally from the bottom of my heart
Speaker: Thank you Jarvis. Can I just can I just pick up on Connor's comment about the silly sausage? I don't know or care who it was. It was a silly sausage. I'm a silly sausage. You're such a silly sausage.
Speaker: I still remember on one of Leggy's shows, I commented and then she's like, yeah, every time Stephen or Jarvis says, hey, yo, it sounds like a Native American. It does. When Glick does it, he goes, hey, oh, hey, oh, hey, oh, hey, oh, it doesn't sound Italian. It sounds fucking Native American. It does. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Speaker: the the the the
Speaker: Hey, shut up. Hey man, you know you enjoyed the show You can't talk to each other. You can't yell at each other. What were you saying?
Speaker: Tony was asking if I was losing weight and I said, no, I don't think so. And then I said, but if you don't see someone for quite a significant amount of time and then you see them again, sometimes they look different. Oh, I think she just took a shot at you, Tony, for disappearing for a while. Would you say about me turning a light switch on and off? Here's the thing, right? You don't know what the backstory is. I don't know what the backstory is. No, he doesn't know what our backstory is.
Speaker: Oh, I don't know shit. I was just speculating. I'm actually getting ready to bounce off when I did this fucking twenty to one in the morning. Rick's just there to do the shit. Yeah, I'm just there to stir the pot. Rick, Rick, Rick, it's like, well, we like to call a peach swa. I brought the spoon. But this is not a big enough thing. Ring a little next time is going to be.
Speaker: Uh, kind of like what Brock Lesnar had, where it was eat, sleep, repeat, or conquer, repeat, enter, arrive, talk shit, leave. That's my life bro. I'm the, I'm the nonsensical network. What happened when you should stay private? We don't all need to know that on the nonsensical nonsense network, right?
Speaker: maybe fill in a time slot, whether it be on Thursday and or Sunday, the one I show coming up in the near future. I'd like to see Rick do a podcast podcast. That's just because I'm goofy looking. We're creating a network. We're creating a network. Tony D deal with it. Are you really? And it's a network. It's not a network, but it's a network.
Speaker: Yeah, we are actually we we really are I see the music show I see the men's health. I see this We got a lot of music here in Atlanta, bro Call me down trust me
Speaker: she heard did you just get really close to the mike and talk really soft that's how I normally talk about having to shoot over five other people she reminds me of there was an oldie show back when I was growing up they used to do pillow talk
Speaker: And it was a very soft spoken woman at nighttime. So you could go to sleep to her voice. Well, we had we had what's her name? Delilah Delilah. Yeah. Yeah. Like Delilah. Was she in the Bible? Delilah. Delilah was a radio broadcast host. Yeah.
Speaker: She did a show and it was all like love songs and stuff like that. Yeah, absolutely. She's in the Bible. She's in the Bible.
Speaker: Oh, rich rednecks podcast. Well, you know, a little, a little breaking news for you, but, uh, Monday nights, uh, Hey, Connor, listen, listen to the words that I got out of my mouth. Oh, I know about this. Monday, Monday nights are whether Connor likes it or not, but, uh, Monday nights, I'm going to step down from the hosting chair and they're going to be hosted by Connor. Oh, well.
Speaker: I don't know. He's got kind of a runny vagina right now. He hasn't been able to make a whole show in a couple of times. He needs a bigger tampon. Well, everyone, it was fun doing Monday night show. I know I'll be the first cutter. No. Okay. Okay. First and foremost, the format. Yeah. Yeah. The format's not going to change, but my ultimate goal is I want Connor to host.
Speaker: Monday night show. I'll be a co -host. I'll still be there. I'll be there every Monday night. Nothing's gonna change other than the fact that it's gonna be Connor's show. It's all Connor's gonna and Connor's gonna be hosting it and and and Connor's gonna be rolling with it. By the way, Charlie D as a bet. Because you can't stand with somebody that hosts and ****
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no. What you put your members, Blick is a little bit tipsy. He'll forget that he said this. This is actually the second time I've heard it. So there you go. That's what it used to mean. Connor doesn't know anything about it either, evidently. No, Connor doesn't know anything about it. So he does now. So my ultimate goal was to slowly
Speaker: slowly pushed Connor into the host role. And Rick and I talked about this, I mean, and I was wondering, sober, I was at work.
Speaker: Rick was at work and we were just chit -chatting like we always do because Rick and I talk every day. We literally talk every day. Can I just make a suggestion? Who don't you talk to every day is my question. Do you want to maybe let Connor recover from his surgery first cause the poor guy... No, no, no, no. That's what I said. That's what I said. It's a slow progression. You're just going to spell that out and the guy's like... He just needs to not over shut up. He's just not over shut up.
Speaker: I would love to see Connor host a show in his present state right now. I would love it. Okay Connor, it hasn't happened yet. It was supposed to... God damn it.
Speaker: Every week and then he drinks more beer in the process So it goes from three hours to six hours because he's gonna stutter while he's repeating himself at the same damn time Tony if he's gonna come down here fight you this I want
Speaker: You're all talking at the same time and I can't hear any of you. Sorry. I had nothing to do with that.
Speaker: We don't just sit in here waiting to see what he was going to see. We're going to plug his phone back up so he can get back on here. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Monday nights are also usually Monday nights can be whatever they want. I mean, but, but no, in all, in all seriousness, um, I, you know, Rick and I were talking the other day and I've been thinking about this for a long time. Excuse me. I have to learn. Yeah. Trust me. Don't do this.
Speaker: Well Tony's gonna talk shit because you know, take your time. Let's be honest. Let's be honest without me. Nobody watches Tony's broadcast. Nobody watches yours. They watch the replay. They just download to give you another show. Keep going. Oh, you know what? over 23 ,000 downloads and listens. Oh, boys. I had 300 ,000 views in the first and
Speaker: Yeah, because you were on every fucking HABS broadcast there was. That does not count towards you. Yeah, every day of the week that there is. What's your point?
Speaker: I was on there on Wednesdays and Saturdays, and it was my show. I was also overinflated our numbers as well, Tony. I had millions of haps views. You got credit for being on other people's shows. Most of them broadcast across a broader audience than I was. I was a brand new Ricky Wishman. But what I'm trying to say to you is that haps intentionally overinflated our numbers. That's why numbers are short.
Speaker: None of us have attained that again on any other platform because it wasn't real. There was no one to know what it was. And this is what you taught me. I'll always tell you what you taught me. Impressions of views are two different things. Yes. You learn that after. And your your impressions and your views are different, but also your all those numbers are mainly impressions. Your interaction. That's not the word I'm looking for. You know, the difference between your numbers and your
Speaker: not interactions but um yeah you know what i'm trying to say engagement but on but on but perhaps if you went into somebody else's life you got credit for their viewers whether you were there for you know i got that for five minutes yeah so we were we our our third episode of nonsensical nonsense was the first time we were ever on
Speaker: I really feel like I really feel like nobody can use HAPS as any kind of benchmark. You can't you can't you can't lose it. You can't use it as anything because. Let me say let me say let me say this. If it was if I have someone I would have never met you about that. Well, she probably could. I mean, she probably. Sorry, Helen.
Speaker: I think Tony needs to clarify whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. I feel like Tony needs to clarify whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. I feel like Tony needs to clarify whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. I feel like Tony needs to clarify whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. I feel like Tony needs to clarify whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. I feel like Tony needs to clarify whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. I feel like Tony needs to clarify whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. I feel like Tony needs to clarify whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. I feel like Tony needs to clarify whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. I feel like Tony needs to clarify whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. I feel like Tony needs to clarify whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. I feel like Tony needs to clarify whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. I feel like Tony needs to clarify whether that
Speaker: You didn't count back then motherfucker, but you will also shout it out when I did When I did my 300 ,000 views broadcast a shout out everybody who was following me listen I didn't count but I was still doing bigger numbers than anybody on half's outside of leggy. Let's be honest listen Yeah, none of this shit matters
Speaker: And what it's becoming as a conversation that you're in competition with each other, which you're not. You're not in competition. We just fuck with each other. No, but it's like, it's the focus is wrong. The focus is wrong. Right? That's right. You did it. You're both doing something, right? Different things.
Speaker: You're both striving. You're both engaging in audience. It really doesn't matter who's doing what or what the numbers are. And I'm sick of saying this. The numbers are fucking irrelevant. You're sick of saying it. You keep saying it. Keep going. Because you keep talking about numbers. Numbers are irrelevant. Your engagement rate is what's more important than your numbers.
Speaker: A million times before 20 and I feel I do feel like I'm a broken record because I keep saying it But used to sitting your dicks out, you know waving your bellies. It's just it's like first and foremost I have to try to stick my dick out to try to get any acknowledgement Leah You know who can just hit my own zipper and do this talk about each other it's like when fucking
Speaker: Virgil and the Million Dollar Man were like, no, I'm going to carry the Million Dollar Belt. I'm the goddamn Million Dollar Man and he's Virgil. I don't give a shit. No, you're not. No, you're not. See here and I'm not and I'm not being an arsehole here, right? I'm just going to say this, OK? Arse. I genuinely do not give a fuck what anybody else is doing. I focus on what I'm doing.
Speaker: And sometimes I forget to go live. I try to put my radio show out every week. Yeah, I know, right? You really do, actually. If I may, Helen, I apologize. There have been a few things that have happened that have prevented me from doing a radio show every week. I have had to put a couple of replays out. But for the most part, I do my own thing. I go live when I'm recording so people can see that process. I do my little music documentary.
Speaker: My big focus at the moment is the French show. I've been quite humble, but I know I've mentioned it, but I've been quite humble about that. It is a massive fucking deal. And I know that you've recognized that it's a big deal. You have. And I felt a little tearful one night when you were, you know, saying that you're kind of. So if I can interrupt you for one second. No, no, I want to interrupt. I want to interrupt Helen for one second.
Speaker: It doesn't matter what anybody else is fucking doing yeah focus on yourself The greatest podcast on the planet
Speaker: If I can piggyback off what like he's saying, like she says, you know, we all do something different. My podcast is more about like old movies, TV show.
Speaker: OK, I get it, Glick, my show isn't yours. Fuck off. Exactly. That's a good thing, because if they were both the fucking same, you would be in competition with each other. There's no fighting compared in numbers or shit because you're not in fucking competition with each other. That's the point.
Speaker: And here's the thing, like you just said, like, you know, even if we were doing the same thing, there's so much out there. And that's what I hate about certain podcasters is that it is a dick measuring contest for some of them because they see a new show and they automatically will shit on it.
Speaker: where like I when I first met Glick I was like you know what I'm doing podcasting so that let's say if K -mag wants to do a podcast if he does the same thing as me that goes to show that there is more people out there with a different viewpoint you know a lot of people like hate movies that I like a lot of people oh sorry I didn't mean to talk over you no no it was my fault a lot of people don't even know that I've got a podcast
Speaker: I've got a podcast. My podcast is called Nob Static and I stopped uploading episodes of it. It's conversations that I've had with musicians
Speaker: mostly involved in the electronic, you know, world that, you know, the Rusty Egan interview that I did, perhaps is going to go up there. The one with Isaac, how it's going to go up there. I'm going to be doing something with Mijur. There are a couple of episodes up, but I just didn't have the time to sit on top of doing my weekly radio show and the live streaming and my actual job, which is photography. I mean, this isn't my fucking job. I'm running a business as well. Right. So
Speaker: I don't even mention my podcast, but I do have a podcast. It's on all the same places yours is, you know, it goes on Anchor and it's on there, not static. So, so, so, you know, last, last night, like, and I know you apologize, don't do not apologize for last night. I felt really bad about last night. Don't, don't, don't, don't worry about that.
Speaker: What you did last night is what I, what I have wanted you to do. And without saying it, what I wanted you to do since you found out about French, I wanted you to come on here as, or come on to social media or go live as much as you could and do what you did last night. I just haven't had the time, genuinely. And I did it last night because that was the final 24 hours of the
Speaker: I mean, it's done now. It's done. It's expired. But that's why we were, I mean, you know, honesty, you know, and I'll say it again. I don't give a damn what anybody else thinks, but me personally, I'm going to speak for myself. I won't speak for Jeff or Connor or anything like that. Me personally, I'm super proud of you. I'm you know, if it was like in my backyard, I'd be there all the entire month.
Speaker: You know what I mean? I would be there the entire month. You're still going to be there. It's been live streamed. Well, I'll be there. You know, I'll be there on the live stream. But I mean, if I was, if it was, it was in my backyard and it was like right there, I would be there every night. And that's why we did. We did shout you out and we did. I know you did. But that's why I didn't, that's why I didn't feel like I needed to come up and push the point. Because we were proud of you. We were proud of you. We, we,
Speaker: We love the fact that you got such a huge honor, but you know, you know for you personally I would have loved to see you on here as much as you could have to be pushing it and supporting it and
Speaker: and everything like that. Honestly, I'm not that type of person. I genuinely find it really difficult to talk about myself. Like most of the people, I mean, even you, I know we do talk quite frequently, but most people don't actually know what I've achieved and accomplished. And I don't talk about the stuff that I've done.
Speaker: Because I feel like name dropping is a county thing to do. I don't need to elevate myself in any kind of way by dropping other people's names. I do what I do. I get on with it. I've attained a level of success. I've achieved pretty much everything I've wanted to do. The Fringe is a big deal.
Speaker: But I haven't made a big deal about it. I have been pushing the GoFundMe thing because I knew that it had a timer on it. So I have posted about that on social media a lot. But now that that's actually expired, I won't be talking about fringe at all on social media now until like a couple of weeks before fringe. That's when I'll be talking about. Is that entirely out the window? What do you mean? You being there, you being able to make it, you being able to do what you want to do. Is it a dead issue?
Speaker: I'm sorry Tony, I don't understand what you're asking me. Are you still going to make it in that? I'll still be doing it. Definitely. Me asking for help for money was to try to recoup some of the, I mean the target amount that I'd put in there wasn't even a fraction of what I'm going to be spending, right? But it was just to help me along with
Speaker: the things like the fringe listing in the guide and the venue. I did pay the deposit on the venue, it's definitely mine. I only made 12 % of the target. It was lovely that people donated and I'm grateful for every donation that I received, but it was a tiny, teeny, weeny little fraction of what I needed. It's a tiny tiny fraction of what I'm going to be spending. I'm never going to recoup that money, but it's not about that. It's about doing something.
Speaker: So so I missed your target lady And I'm gonna speak for me personally I Missed your target if you have a PayPal or cash app or anything like that I'm gonna speak for me personally. I missed your target It is what it is, but I would I would love to send some money your way to help out with the cost So if you have something available or anything like that
Speaker: You want to do it right now? You want to shout it out or anything like that? I was going to say, I do have a PayPal, but... Have you said it to me? Yeah, I don't want to be asking for money. The fact that you mentioned it and put it out there actually was enough. Well, I put your PayPal out there specifically based on a conversation that you and I had. And I wanted to support you. Obviously, I wanted to praise you because
Speaker: This is this is huge. This is this is a big deal. I might do neither the time. Right. Maybe like in July is I might set up another specific pool on the same thing again, a timed
Speaker: like rather than just saying oh PayPal me PayPal me because obviously when people are donating money I wanted to specifically go to that thing I don't really want it to just go into my PayPal willy -nilly and when you when you set up a fund when you set up a pool it gets held in reserve
Speaker: right? It's not just going straight into your PayPal. It goes into like a separate little like pool of money, right? So that's why I had to set that up that way. And what I might do is, you know, when it comes to time for, because I still got to design the posters, but I will need to pay for them and I'll need to pay for flyers and I'll need to pay for someone to, you know, distribute flyers in the street or whatever. So maybe near the time, maybe, you know, a month or so before it, I'll maybe set up another pool
Speaker: And if people want to contribute, they can, and if they don't, that's okay too.
Speaker: You might want to keep that same word up there, show them what you have, then they can add code. Well, that one's expired. It only lasts for 30 days. So that link doesn't exist anymore. The page is still there for people to view it, but there's no ability to donate to that now because it ran out. It expired at midnight. Six hours ago, it expired, right? So that's what we're talking about. That's why I had gone live yesterday to say, look, this is the last 24 hours. If anybody wants to chip in to help me out, this is the time to do it because it runs out in 24 hours.
Speaker: You know, I feel really bad asking people for money. And the only reason I did was because it's a free show. Right. You've got to pay for the setup. But people who are coming to the show aren't paying for tickets. It's a free show. So they can I mean, they can donate money in the bucket at the end, but they don't have to. They're coming for free. And then it's also being multicast for free.
Speaker: So I figured that, you know, if people wanted to help me out to make that happen, it's equivalent to kind of paying for a ticket in advance, you know, if they're planning on. I feel like I feel like I feel like when you multicast, she's a bling. I don't know. I don't want to say anything, but a certain 28 time champion, the greatest champion of all time, you know, up on the show with you live.
Speaker: and allow him to have his creative genius. Okay, so the way that I'm doing it is okay, so that's another thing I want to talk about because... I'm kidding by the way. No, but it's not going to be the same as how I do jukebox duty online because that would require too many people to turn up at the right time
Speaker: too many potential tech issues and then I would need to have an individual camera for each juror that's on the stage as well. So what I'm doing for what I'm actually doing is because obviously I've got a limited time to set up like I've got a 15 minute turnaround time from the act before me to my show starting through that act to get out and for me to get in and get set up. That's what I'm worried about is the technicals of having that 15 minute window.
Speaker: So the way that it's going to be set up for the French shows is rather than having individual boxes like this where people come in and the jurors are online, what I'm doing is I'm having a live jury. I'm having a panel live in front of the audience, right? And I'll be having one camera on them and one camera on the audience. I'll be a two camera set up, maybe three at most.
Speaker: I'm not having people coming in on links, hoping their microphones work, hoping they're there on time. It's too much stress for me. I don't need that. When we're doing it online, it doesn't matter if people turn up 10, 15, 20 minutes late. It fucking matters at the fringe. Can you give me one second? Of course. Because we're at that mark. We're at that mark.
Speaker: So, if I can drop this down, I'll come back up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're fine. Give me one second. I'm going to drop this down. One o 'clock in the morning. I'm going to bring up a bar too. Someone's coming up where she's at. People are tired. They're going to go to church. Go to bed. Go to bed, Tony. I'm going to go to fucking bed. You're speaking for yourself, man. God, Tony. Tony, you can still keep me in your roles if you really, really want to.
Speaker: I'm gonna put me somewhere else in yours. Keep it up. If you wanna give me one second, I'll I'll I'll bring this right back up. You did it. I just wanna drop it down.
Speaker: and and and I'll and I'll refresh it and I'll bring it right back up. I'm just going to measure. I'm talking about talking like from where she's like, get on with it. Yeah, I just have time restrictions. That's all it is. So we're going to follow them and we're going to come right back up. Tony, you don't have to come back up, bro.
Speaker: Anywho, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. I don't know I lost it. I lost it. I got in trouble on YouTube Anyways, anyways, anyways, we're gonna drop this down. We're gonna come right back up
Speaker: I'll drop the link. I will drop the link in the comments. The longest outro ever. Let's be the champion. The longest outros ever. I'm a champion. Come on. Watch it. Watch this **** Champion. I'm ****
