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Speaker: That's it, that's it.
Speaker: Yes! Yes!
Speaker: Welcome to Nonsense School Nonsense, Michael. If you don't learn how to mute your fucking mic during the intro, I'm going to murder and shave your fucking head and beard, you stupid prick! I thought it was turned off, my bad.
Speaker: I was getting ready to start cursing you out during the intro. What's going on?
Speaker: Welcome to the dumpster fire, folks. I'm in the chat. I forget you're not on Facebook. I forget you're not on Facebook. Messenger, I'm all caps. Who the fuck is Mike? You sent me a message on Snapchat. I want to see it. I can't send you a message on Snapchat because hats don't have their shit together. So I'm literally playing music off of my phone. Sorry. Anyway, made it through. Use the mic. All caps.
Speaker: That's good. Yeah. That's going to be my before every show when I send you guys like the half hour pre -show. It's almost showtime, boys. I'm going to go get your fucking mic from here on out, Michael. We didn't have a pre -show today. He sent a message on Facebook. No, I'm talking about the message that I said when I say it's almost showtime, boys. He said it's almost showtime, boys. You fuckers ready. Yeah.
Speaker: I put ready, well, we enable as usual. So anyways, whoa. Welcome to everyone. Okay. Apparently Mike's own little fucking world, wherever he does what he wants and when he wants, I guess. I'll click as always.
Speaker: the reigning and defending champion the champ is here the people's champ I know what you guys all wanted and I'm back anyways I'm hanging out with the one and only woke Jeff also known as Jeffrey what's going on brother what's up sir and the big dog is here Michael fuck you you don't get to speak
Speaker: What's up, everybody? How you doing? How you doing? Intro. No, we haven't done the list yet. No. I am the reigning and defending champ. We won't know who won the carless until Wednesday, 10. Yeah. But as of right now, I'm the reigning and defending champ. Exactly.
Speaker: Technically for but if you guys aren't already not consistently But technically for time raining. Yeah, but I'm the but I'm the but I'm the only two time Twice yet champion. I'm about to go three times even though somebody tried to stack the deck What's going on with your camera tonight down there Jeffrey? You're all pixelated. Are you in the witness protection program? I See him fine actually. Yeah But oh he looks fine to me
Speaker: I mean, I was a little fucked up, but oh, wait a minute. That's just fate. Yeah, you did. You did, Tony. Yeah. Tony, Tony's yes. And he said, Mike, I got you. I got you. And I'm like, I'm not going to tell it. I'll wait. I'll wait to see. Yeah, I'm not going to tell it. No, you're good. It is.
Speaker: If it wasn't for technical difficulties and I know that I for one am not the first one to forget to mute the mic That that we could make a whole show on shit that we've forgotten to turn off and not turn on and all kinds of stuff on its own so
Speaker: Back to you, Chris. Back to you, Chris. Apparently, tonight is fucking Mike's World. Fuck everybody else. Mike's World, Mike's World, party time, excellent. As I was trying to say, you guys aren't already. That's our universal sign for Mike to shut the fuck up when we start combing our beard.
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Speaker: to quote the quote, whose lives don't matter. You heard it here first, folks. Championships matter, you little bitch. You just said everything's made up. The points don't matter. Comes from the one who comes from the one that could have won and then given it away.
Speaker: Maybe you should try to change it up go to plan once again Build you guys up before I tear you down
Speaker: Jeff, I had a knock knock joke during the messenger the other day, but then you just ran away. I saw that. I was like, I didn't get it. I didn't get it. You were like, knock, knock. Yeah, it's a knock knock joke. So, knock, knock. Okay, knock, knock. Who's there? Yeah, knock, knock, Jeffrey. Who's there? Owen. Owen who? Owen.
Speaker: Oh and who? Oh and five, you little bitch. Fuck you! Oh and five, that's a joke. What's up, Nick? What's going on there? What's good? I thought he was going to call Tom Hanks and do like, go fuck yourself. Yeah, go fuck yourself. Yeah, go fuck yourself. I have to build you boys up before I start tearing you down. Well, when is this going to happen tonight?
Speaker: I got a pretty good list. This is going to be a pretty good list. I got an obscure list as well. And you know what? I'm going to point rare and obscure. I'm going to talk to you to the microphone real quick. Jeff, I know what you did last week and it's not going to work. You try to pull off all the easy cars. No, no, no, no. You threw in kit. You threw in the mister machine. No, no, no. You can still pick those. You can still pick those. Yeah. Just so you can go off. My entire list is from one movie franchise.
Speaker: You have first really you did Cuz me and Glick talked about my entire list is from my my my my entire list is from one movie franchise It'll be curious. I'm very curious I have an idea what the movie franchise says I know it's not GI Joe because those are animated in the movies They do these dog shit there's almost no cost in it
Speaker: Movies work that bad and our cars They weren't trying to sell they weren't trying to sell toys Maybe maybe I want my favorite movie franchise of all time and let's get into Mike's I love that franchise and then we'll start our little
Speaker: Don't worry, you don't have to play your intro. You already did it four times during the introduction. So you're good. And now it is time for the word to wisdom. Wisdom. And by words are some such bullshit. Always use a crosswalk. There's my words of wisdom. You're welcome. No, my words have been my words of wisdom tonight. This is the part where Mike gets super serious.
Speaker: Yes, and then we lose it all. My words of wisdom tonight is putting your friends on the right placement. You shouldn't have all your friends should look like a totem pole and it's not it's not
Speaker: your friend's fault because they're not as emotionally invested as you are into them. And you shouldn't be mad about that. Everybody has their own lives. Everybody has their own priorities. And their inner circle should care as much about you as you do about them. And you should have value in those people that want to put value in you. And if you don't feel... Have all of your friends
Speaker: do that with you, then that's okay and you shouldn't be upset about that. Agreed. But friendship is an investment. Agreed. I like to line my friends up with them from our past and smack them all. That will conclude this episode of Mike's Words of Independence. I don't have friends.
Speaker: You know Vin Diesel is well on his way to making a billion dollars off that franchise because he owns the rights to it.
Speaker: I wish they would stop. I mean, they've already gone to space. Where else can they go? I mean, fuck a duck. Those were much better words of wisdom. Yes. My words of wisdom is to stop making fast and furious movies. Because after the second one, they all went to shit.
Speaker: I like Tokyo dress, but really, that was all I needed. No, I like all the movies. Don't get me wrong. But the time set. The franchise changed direction after that. I can make a car. It stopped being about racing and starting it. Yeah, it's ridiculous. But into. Is this the Fast and Furious hour? Apparently. We're about to talk about cars for a good hour.
Speaker: Which means Jeff is going to, we are not talking about cars for an hour. No, no, no, no. Well, it, the segment takes about an hour. Calm down. We're going to, we're going to, we're going to get through this without iconic vehicles from TV movies. And I'm not going to go crazy in depth on my picks. This is true. My picks are flawless.
Speaker: Well, we'll see. So Michael has first day. All you really have to do is say the movie or TV show and the car. And the car. Yes. All right. But you've got to give him a little intro. He can't just be like, bah, from this. Well, why don't you do your little intro? Are you done? There's no little intro. All right. Can I go? Once again, we are doing the one, one, and one, two, two, two, one, one, one, one, one, one.
Speaker: I'm excited to bring you to this. I'm excited to bring you first. I have first pick because I keep my snacks, because my snacks sucked. I have first pick in my number one most iconic car would be the 1989 and the 1992 Batmobile.
Speaker: It's one or the other, not both. Yeah, one or the other. You got to pick one. They use the same car. It's the same car. Yeah, agree. It is the same car. The only thing they change with the 92 is they added that little hydro lift that's been hit around. Same car, though. OK, so are you using the 92 or the 89? OK, go ahead and use that. No, go ahead and use that, because that makes sense. No, go ahead and use that. Use both of them. That's fine.
Speaker: Because that makes the decision for me really easy. If you want to make it like that, go ahead and do the 89. No, no, no. That makes the decision really easy for me. It's the same fucking car, but okay. We'll do the 89. Damn. Calm down. Calm down. Well, I have to take, for my first draft, I have to take the most iconic car in the history of movies.
Speaker: 1986 it's actually 1980 but it's came out in 86 DeLorean DMC 12 from Back to the Future. I told you he was gonna take the DeLorean. From Duke. I told you he was gonna take the DeLorean didn't I Michael.
Speaker: And I said because he mentioned that he was taking it off the, he was taking it off. No, you couldn't take it, Michael. I was afraid Michael was gonna take it. No, there was a reason why. There's a reason why. There's certain cars that are nowhere on my list. What's going on, James? Tony, what's going on, brother? Same here. You two laying fuckbags. I'm gonna show you two once again. Let's see, what's the fan tell you? What's the fan tell you? And I'm gonna teach you how to make another one pick. And with my number one pick,
Speaker: I'm gonna go with the Peter Belt 379 also known as the one and only Optimus fucking Prime. Get on my level!
Speaker: Is a sexy son of a bitch, I will I've worked I'm Honestly, that's exactly what I was thinking I said it I said you were either gonna do fast and furious
Speaker: Tony's number one draft was the Lamborghini Countach from Cannonball Run. Well, now you put that out there. So wait for the fans. But if we pick it, if we pick it, that's OK. Tony's once again can only get second.
Speaker: The thing is that I'll run over their list when we get through. Their list is 100 % from us. They're already in. Go ahead with your number. Theirs is 100%. Michael, you have two picks, sir. What we are picking, you guys can actually have the same cards. That's a totally different competition. Exactly. And the same with Tony D. You can have the same card. If Glick goes off and picks Bumblebee, that's not going to affect you.
Speaker: Mom is dead. My number two, because we're doing one, one, one, two, and three, right? Yeah, but she's got the 77, Camaro. That doesn't count. OK, so I want to be me if I didn't do this. Because I am true to myself.
Speaker: Unlike I've been accused of I will pick the most recognized win Since always since I will pick the most recognizable Even if you don't like it you will know what it is what it looks like the NCC 1701 Starship Enterprise He froze up in the suspense is killing it
Speaker: Oh, I already said it. Fuck! Star Wars. No, Star Trek. Fuck with me. What did he pick? You guys froze up on my head. You picked Starship Enterprise from Star Wars. You fucking lame ass. I knew you were going to do that. I knew you were going to do that.
Speaker: Tony D has his fourth. I thought I wasn't even worried about my list, because I already know who your guys are. I didn't even remotely go into space, so you don't have to worry about that. My number three pick will be from four, five, and six, another very iconic spaceship, the Millennium Falcon from Star Trek.
Speaker: I've seen that coming a mile away. I had to be true to myself. You sure you don't want to pick an obscure car that nobody's ever heard of? Because that seemed to work for you last time. I was making fun of Jeff because he said the Enterprise was Star Trek. All right, well, Jeffrey, what's your two and three? For my number two, I went with
Speaker: A car that Chris knows well. And the reason why Chris knows well is because he knows horror movies. The 1957 Plymouth Fury from Christine. It's actually a 1958, but that's okay. It's actually a 1957, it came out in 1957. And 1956 was the one that was being filmed for 1957. Anyways. It's a 1958. I'm just saying. I'm just saying it's actually a 1958. For my number three. For my number three. I heard you did. It was on my lips.
Speaker: Anyways, for my number three, it's kind of a twofer because it was originally a Ford LTD Country Squire, but I'm going with the 1979 Queen Family Truckster from National Lampoon's Vacation. The wagon?
Speaker: In the movie, it's called the Queen Family Truckster, but it's actually a Ford LTD country square. Well, with that being said. Okay, back to Transformers. With my number two pick.
Speaker: I am taking the 1961 Ferrari 250 GT from the iconic Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Bueller. Bueller. It's actually a Ferrari California. It's a 250 GT Ferrari California, but I'll get to you. When I looked it up, the car space said, 1961 Ferrari.
Speaker: in the movie says California, but that car is worth over a million dollars. Not even really kidding. It is that rare. And with my third pick, I'm going to go with everybody's favorite, a classic. And I think you two queers can appreciate this because you both love old movies and you both love Disney movies. We're going to go with the one and only
Speaker: And Jeffrey, I know you like these cars too. 1963 Volkswagen Bug, also known as Herbie the Love Bug. Yes. 63 Bug. Nice. You got really close because I actually had a Disney car on my list as well, but not Herbie Bug. I thought of Herbie, and I used to love Herbie as a kid, but I couldn't put him on my list. And you'll see why. Wait until you guys hear my curveball.
Speaker: Oh, my curve ball is going to blow your mind. My number four will be the Ashton Martin DB5 from Goldfinger. Oh, that's actually the Ashton Martin ZYX1932 .5 with the 4 .5. Not to burst your bubble, but I'll fact check you don't have this DB5. It is also in the movie. Catch me if you can.
Speaker: I know it was in the movie Catch Me in Mickey. But I'm John Goldfinger. Because the only reason why it was in Catch Me in Mickey can is because he saw the movie Goldfinger watching the fucking sex tape card. As he's buying the suit, his tailor says, now he needs one of those fancy sports cars. Well, I'm going back to Mr. George Lucas in his second movie of ever,
Speaker: The movie is American Graffiti, and it is the 1932 Five Window Four drove by John Milner from American Graffiti. That yellow deuce coop, the 60th label ever made. Well, it looks like it's going to be an image painting. I was going to save my curveball for my fifth pick, but I kind of want to get it out there because I'm pretty excited about it. Okay. And I'm going to get motherfucked by Jeffrey, I think.
Speaker: So a shout out to one of Jeff's previous lists from Keanu Reeves' early days, Speed and the Bus from Speed. No way. Nice. How do you like that sort of voice? Well, do you remember the bus number? I don't know what the bus was. Do you remember the bus number? I don't know what the bus was because I have no idea.
Speaker: But when you looked it up, all it said everywhere you looked in quotations was the bus from speed. That was what it was called. I think it's a national or an international. Because national made a bus. Fast and Furious movie is a terrible fucking franchise. The Fast and Furious movie is a terrible franchise. There's only like three good cars in the Fast and Furious franchise. And one of them is sitting in my driveway.
Speaker: Michael, number four, number five, sorry. No, five, number five. Yeah, number five. I will go with the 1967 Chevy Impala from Supernatural. Oh, very nice. Of course you would. I knew somebody was going to pick. I knew somebody was going to pick baby. Well, actually, baby was actually picked by Wicked as well.
Speaker: Well, yeah, but that don't affect. No, I knew one of you guys was going to pick baby. No, oddly enough. You don't watch Supernatural though, do you? No, I don't. I never did. Yeah. Tony can't even use words no more. Tony can't even use words no more. Well. Tony could have had a fucking haterism. I'm going back to 1980 for this one, gentlemen.
Speaker: And it is the original, always duplicated, never replicated, the 1980 GMC 4x4 pickup from the fall guy, the original SDM truck. Well, I guess we don't need to worry about buying a belt anytime soon. Once again, it's a classic car.
Speaker: Iconic? That's one of the best theme songs ever. Extremely iconic. What was it? What was it from? The Fall Guy was the shit, dude. The Fall Guy. Oh, the Fall Guy. He drove that GMC pickup truck with the roll bar. It was brown with tan stripe with his logo on the hood, which is the only problem I had with the truck. Lifted on 35s. Beautiful fucking truck. I collect number five.
Speaker: I'm changing it up, man. I'm changing the game. Because the number five pick for me would be too easy to do. And I have three choices. I've got the 67 bug, where I've got the 06 or 77 Camaro and going with Bumblebee. Bumblebee. But I'm going to go with the 1974. It's another current ball for you boys.
Speaker: Dodge Monaco from the original fucking Blues Brothers, baby. Half a pack of cigarettes, full tank of gas. It's 250 miles to Chicago. We got a half a pack of cigarettes, a full tank of gas. It's dark outside and we're wearing sunglasses. Let's do this.
Speaker: All right, my reserves My reserves were the TARDIS time machine from dr. Who The Adam West the Adam West Batmobile the Nautilus from 10 ,000 leagues underneath the 1967 Pontiac GTO from triple X and
Speaker: The 1977 Pontiac Firebird Trans -Am Smokey in the Bandit The 1984 Ferrari GTS from Magnum PI And the 1974 Panther DeVille I was well at DeVille Very good pull No, you're fine dude I didn't even think of that car Well, my backup What was the last one, Michael? The DeVille car from Cruella DeVille Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Speaker: Iconic car. Well, I did have Chris' Monaco in my backup. I also had the 1968 Ford Mustang GT from the movie Bullet. I also had the 73 Ford Falcon GT from Mad Max and a car that I should have put on my list and I didn't think about it until just now. The 1989 Chevy Lumina Z34 from Days of Thunder. Nice.
Speaker: What did you have, Clay? Well, like I said, I had all three of the bumblebees. I really did look at it, and I really did comprise the list of nothing from
Speaker: Transformers. Transformers. You could have done that. The franchise movie. Because, I mean, the Corvettes are awesome. Oh, like easily. I mean, the Corvettes, you got the Pontiac. You say what you want to about the movie. That movie brought in two vehicles that are now in production, which was the new Corvette and the new Camaro. And then the Camaro. Well, let me just tell you, can you see this? Well, I don't know. I'm not going to back up.
Speaker: My backup, I also, because it's a favorite of mine and a movie, was the Porsche 911 from Tom Cruise's risky business. Thought about it. I just threw it on there. It wasn't going to make it unless I absolutely had to have it. But that's just a favorite movie of mine. I also had, I was kind of surprised to know the one of you guys took it, it was kind of bottom tier, was the 59 Caddy from Ghostbusters, the original Ghostbusters movie. The Evo?
Speaker: This is Ecto. The Cadillac Miller Meteor or whatever. Miller Meteor, but it's actually based on a hearse. The reason why I did never pick it, because I assumed one of you two would. I could have done a whole video. And that's why it was Lotus. Right. And I could have done another. I'm just nerd vehicles. Yes. I wouldn't say that too loudly.
Speaker: Yeah. Says to the nerd that has every nerd vehicle on the list. Who? I don't have nerd vehicles on my list. Mike has all the nerd vehicles. Oh, I was going to say. I have two of you. But my last one. I have two. My last one that was going to be another curve.
Speaker: Yeah, another curveball, because I really felt like you would try to swerve us, Jeffrey, with the buzz from speed. But the other curveball I had was the 19... I'm really shocked by it, but I had the 1966 Thunderbird from Thelma and Louise.
Speaker: Oh, it did. It crossed my mind. I'll go ahead and out myself. I love that movie. So. Hey, hey, that's a good damn movie. That's a good movie. Well, let me give you guys Tony D's list. He had the Lamborghini Countach from Cannonball Run. Kit from Knight Rider. I'm surprised nobody picked it. The General Lee from Duke's Ask. Well, I figured you guys would all jump on it. Because you guys, that was part of the suggestions when you did it. We could have picked the suggestions. They were just examples, not suggestions.
Speaker: Tony is going to have to Tony has an opportunity because the air price that I picked Wasn't their most popular show so he needs to He needs to define He wanted because I did Transam
Speaker: Now, while we're here, I did not worry about duplicates for the chatter's box of champions, because it would be my time to do this. Yeah, I wasn't worried about that. So when you guys vote, you will vote on whoever you think got it. I do have four. What is your question, Michael? Well, it's not a question. For Tony's list, you need to put on NCC -1701 -D.
Speaker: Yes. Mike got it Chris. NCC -1701 -D. It's in the comment.
Speaker: So let's start with Lincoln. She was, okay. Real quick, real quick. Hold on a second. It's not that yours don't count. You get the chatter's box win, but it's too hard to go back and email each individual person and say, Hey, give me another one. So as people vote on your list, as they vote on everybody's list, including ours, don't vote off of one thing on that list.
Speaker: Right. Vote on the entirety of the list, you know. Exactly. So I mean, obviously, if there's one thing on there that catches your eye, you know, vote on the entire entirety of the list. Don't just vote on one thing. So that's what he would say. Like, as far as, especially with the chatters box list.
Speaker: Yeah, because I'm not, Jeff's not going to, I'm not, first and foremost, Jeff and Mike, I'm lucky that I can get them to turn their cameras on, let alone anything else. And I already have enough shit on my plate as it is. I have for now, the chatter's box of champions is impressive enough. So, Wicked Italian Eyes has the ghost mobile, as she put it, from Ghostbusters, act of one. The coach from the Munsters,
Speaker: Very nice pull. The Hell Cycle from Ghost Rider. Also had Baby, the 67 Impala from Supernatural, and the custom yellow car from Dick Tracy. Who was that? That is wicked Italians. Who was that?
Speaker: Yeah, I see that and I like her list. Yeah, that is a nice list. I like her list. That is a good pool with the Munsters. I did not even, didn't even pop into my... The Dick Tracy, the Dick Tracy, the Dick Tracy card was awesome. That's a one hell of a pool. Now, Tatted Momus has the 68 Shelby GT500 Elinor from Gone in 60 Seconds, the Nick Cage version.
Speaker: the Transformers Bumblebee, the OG one, she says, the 1977 Camaro, the General Lee 1969 Dodge Charger from Dukes of Hazzard, the Mirth Mobile from 1979 to 1976, AMC Baser from Wayne's World, and of course, her read the love bug, Volkswagen Beetle 63.
Speaker: Tina Newcomer has the Captain America 1952 Harley easy rider. Right. I see that. The Munster's coach Ford Model T from the Munster's also a duplicate. No big deal. The 1950 Mercury cougar. Mercury from Cobra. That's a hell of a pole.
Speaker: Snowman's 1974 Kenworth from Smoking the Bandit, and the Mystery Machine from the 1960s panel van from Scooby Doo. Yes, sir.
Speaker: Okay, and Chris. Is it Pierce? B -A -R -C? Yeah, it's Wally. You know who Wally is. He was in horticulture. Oh, okay. Wally. He was my buddy from East Knox. Oh, okay. I remember him. Okay, he had the Trans Am Firebird from Knight Rider. Jesus Christ, I can't read. Kit. He had the General Lee with the 69 Dodge Charger.
Speaker: Eleanor the 67 GBD 500 smoking man at 80 81 trans am so that's from the second one and The 70 charger from fast and furious the min diesel black card That is the child really actually
Speaker: Everybody in the chatters box had a really good list. And I tried really hard not to take anything from their list. I don't want to take sides. I tried my damnedest not to look at the list. And side note, we can vote. We can vote for the chatters box list. Well, I'm like, that's my vote right now.
Speaker: Well, your bonus car doesn't matter. You got your top five. Yeah, your bonus car doesn't count. I took the bonus car out because Chris did have it on his list. So I'm going to go with Tina because she pulled the ultimate, the ultimate. Easy rider. Easy rider from Captain America. That is one hell of a pull. Never remotely crossed my mind. So Tina's got my vote. I actually, I really, I really, well,
Speaker: I really expected Wally to come a little bit heavier handed than what he did, because I know he knows cars much like you do. I was kind of shocked when I see this list. Yeah, I was kind of shocked. You guys all had a lot of the same course. So I mean, I think somebody else had that. But in its entirety.
Speaker: for me is that that harley i mean i'm not even a real harley guy plus she's got the mercury the 1950 mercury didn't she also had the monster didn't she also had the monkey monsters and she had snowman 74 kenworth i thought she had i thought she had the the monkey's car
Speaker: It's actually from the show the monkeys actually drove the monkeys drove a convertible four -seater GTO It was a customer I think it was a I think it was a GTO Yeah, I think I think it was weak wicked Italian eyes is
Speaker: is who I'm leaning more towards with the Dick Tracy car. Yeah, the Dick Tracy car. And then, of course, the hell cycle from Ghost Rider. Yeah. And that actually crossed my mind. That's the problem with Ghost Baby. It didn't mind when we were actually going, oh, the Jeepers truck. Tony D with the Jeepers truck. Damn.
Speaker: That that's the problem with that's the problem with mine as well is I've been I've been leaning towards Tina's In Cheyenne had a really good list But I really like Wicked's list as well but but what's like what's you know, like I said right now as of right now, I
Speaker: Yeah. As of right now, I'm leaning more towards wicked. Um, but once I can see the list and see everybody's because in all honesty, when the emails came in, I only briefly looked at them, uh, because I didn't want to, um, I didn't want to be influenced. Well, I know I looked like the next day, uh, I didn't want to be influenced by their picks when I knew that you were trying to stack the debt and you were going to come. No, you know what? And I thought you were going to come a little bit more correct.
Speaker: If you look at my list, I didn't even go remotely near theirs. For the simple fact, it would have been way too obvious to grab from their list. What was Betty and Cheyenne's list again? Okay, so Wicked had Ghost Mobile from Ghostbusters, The Munster's Coach, Hell Cycle from Ghost Rider, Baby 67 Impala from Supernatural, and the Custom Dick Tracy car.
Speaker: And then Tatted had the 67 GT500, Elinor from Gone in 60 Seconds, the one with Nick Cage. The original Elinor does not look anything like it. The Transam, Lumblebee, the 77 version, point nose. The General Lee. The Camaro. The Mirthmobile. And Herbie the Love Book.
Speaker: and then Tina had Captain America in 1952 Harley from the Easy Rider. The Munsters Coach, also the Model T, which is the Model T, same car as the Coach. The 1950 Mercury from Cobra. Snowman's 74 Kenworth, I really like that pole, that's a hell of a little pole. And then the Mystery Machine, which is the Scooby -Doo van.
Speaker: Well, Cheyenne, I'm going to ding you because you said the original OG Bumblebee. And I know they said no animated movies. I already said it. But they did do the Bumblebee movie that had the OG Bumblebee bug. Oh, OK. OK, you saved yourself because you said that they did the movie. And they put it in the correct timeline. She meant from the first Transformers.
Speaker: Yeah, they put it in the movie. So, so I'm going to. Well, that's what he's talking about. It's a bumblebee movie. I'm going to. I'm going to. But if you see when a movie with Shia LaBeouf gets the the 77 Camaro right next to it, it's the bug hits the door. And yeah, they did it. So technically, it's there. It's. Yeah, they did.
Speaker: They they yes, they did. Yeah, they did a like a shout out to to the original Bubble Bee. But yeah, I know what she was saying. Mike's a jackass tatted. She was saying the OG because the Transformers movie, the first the first one was a 77. Yeah, because when he when he when he went from the 77 to the 06 shy, shy was pissed, boy. Yeah, I bet she was. He was like, really?
Speaker: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I was I was gonna go with Shire's list, but I'm thinking I'm gonna go with Tina I Think if I voted writer, I'm gonna wait till I see all the list but I I'm telling you where I'm All screen shot tonight post I have them all nice neat I guess I'll check everything
Speaker: So are you going to post that one the hell right? I'll post it right off the other side. So basically where it says the starting five iconic vehicles from TV and movies, which is us. And then underneath it will be another post or right after that I'll post it says the chatter's box of champions. Okay. So, so you'll have two separate posts. There'll be two separate posts, right?
Speaker: I'll probably make one. I'll throw in our chat so you guys can throw them up in instant and wherever. Because I can only from my standpoint right now, I can only go from. Just say you.
Speaker: I was trying to be inclusive. I'm trying to be woke, motherfucker. I'm not going to be inclusive, and I'm not going to be woke, and I'm going to put it out there and say, motherfuckers, I'm the only one to what any god did. But I got this morning. I was seriously waiting on my phone. I got this morning, and I went to the gym, and I came home from the gym.
Speaker: I came home from the gym, and when I got home, I posted Wednesday's episode because Thursday, I came home, I was so fucking tired, or Thursday, and I don't know what was going on. But I went to the gym, and I literally only got like half a workout in, and I was like, I'm going home. And I came home and I sat down on the couch and fell asleep for two hours. So then yesterday, I had to come in, I had to get the kids and everything. I have a small announcement. Oh no, wait, nevermind. Wait, hold on. Yeah, yeah, well, that's how I'll do it, Betty.
Speaker: Well, and so today I got What is the thing I'm gonna I'm just gonna clarify I Since you should know me. I don't like being accused of stuff. Um, I was accused of stacking the deck sending my shit out for the last two for the last two
Speaker: The one that you won, you literally had like two or three songs that were not guilty pleasures. I did not post. I did not. I did not do anything. And you had a song nobody knew about. I didn't do it on purpose because you accused me of. Except Pops. Pops knew the one song that nobody else knew and we didn't matter. I didn't accuse you of.
Speaker: I didn't accuse you of anything. I'm just saying you had at least two songs that were not guilty pleasures And you had one that nobody knew about and you somehow managed to win Yeah, I'm just saying If it walks like a duck and quacks like it quacks like a duck Well, I can say the same thing about you because Jeff had better necklace last week but yet you ended up with a mystery win
Speaker: I actually, Jeff and I fucking tied. We tied. And I literally, and I literally let that tie come in after I stopped taking votes. Yeah. And then Jeff shot himself in the face with an Ohio base. Once again, once again, once again, I'm being true to what I would choose. Exactly. No, exactly. Which is why I picked the enterprise. I would not be true to myself. The Reverend says, wack, wack, motherfucker.
Speaker: One more got fucked up. But no, like I said, it is what it is. The votes came out the way they came out. You win with an asterisk beside it. If you're happy with that, then more power to you. Yes, there is an asterisk on it. And it says, Patrick.
Speaker: Exactly. That is exactly how it's supposed to be, Joe. Welcome to the show. And I got my list. Jeff and I both had killer lists. It was a very, it was very like even looking back at the list that Chris and I had. It was a good list. The only thing that killed it for me for Michael was the fucking pork rinds. The pork rinds killed it.
Speaker: Well, like I said, I'm down with salt vinegar. I'm down with salt vinegar. I don't even think I got Cheyenne's vote for that one because, you know, that's a southern thing. It is. The beauty of this is it's not about the person. It's about the list. If I lose this list, it has nothing to do with my list. It has everything to do with the people listening.
Speaker: All I asked to make it easier for me when I calculate the votes. It's not like we're saying if these cars race each other, it would win, you know? Well, yeah, exactly. Because if that was the case, I would have taken Speed Racer's car. The Mach 1. Why are you? Because they made a live -action movie about it. They could have. They could have. They made a live -action movie about it. I love that movie. What? I love that movie. Watch it now. HD? Holy shit. If you guys do post on your social media,
Speaker: You know, like I said, I do post it onto all my TikToks. I put it on, I don't put it on my personal Instagram, but I just recently started using that just the last couple of days. But if you do, just tag. The only thing, you have to name the movie it was in.
Speaker: Yeah, just a little bastard just tagged me so that that I'll get it that I'll The notifications too so I can keep track of those votes and there's talent. Excuse me those tallies So, but yeah, you know, like I said, I got this morning I went to the gym and I came home and started working on the podcast stuff and I was literally working on it up to an hour and a half Before we went live
Speaker: and that was posting the new episode posting this week for me has been crazy and next week's gonna be just as much crazy i have a massive client in my list that owns 25 companies so yes posting like i said i don't normally work on saturday's but i worked for a good three hours today
Speaker: Which Mike, you could totally, the promo videos and stuff, you could easily duet or share those out on TikTok as well. Go ahead and share a real quick video saying that. I haven't really been on TikTok, but I need to do it. It's one of those things, Chris and I talked about this a long ago, that the social media thing used to be really hard for us. Because we'd forget, we'd have other shit going on, and
Speaker: You almost have to force yourself to get in the habit. And I just need to force myself to do it. And now I'm on my phone taking a shit. I'm constantly on this.
Speaker: With my phone taking a shit, it kind of set me back a lot because there was a lot of things that I needed that were more important than social media. And I don't have it. I don't have it now. Well, now you're on the show and it's your number one priority.
Speaker: And then I also had to create another account because I couldn't log into one of them. So I just got that going yesterday. So thank God I was able to keep my big dog account. So that's still good. So now that that's going on, then with my new phone,
Speaker: I don't really like the camera. I can't tell if it's better or not. And honestly, I've been kind of scared to make videos because I'm afraid it's going to look trashy. I get perfect. I get in my head. Yeah, see, that's the one thing I never worry about. I just make sure the fucker is facing me. Every one of the TikToks you see, if you check my TikTok, if you check my TikTok,
Speaker: every single one. I have no idea what it looks like until it's finished recording because I had to start the back of my phone. I owe so many duets. I owe relevant duets, Betty, Tina, Cheyenne. I've got a huge fucking list of shit. And I just, I even have, I have all this stuff here, but good news is I was able to get something that was a big, big problem for my family, taken care of.
Speaker: I don't get a flying fuck. Comb your beard. Your little baby beard. I don't care about your personal TikToks or your personal social medias. We're talking about the podcast.
Speaker: I don't care who you owe duets to. I don't know why you owe anybody duets. I know, I know, I know. See, now I know that you don't even listen to what I said. I moved on to like my personal life. Now you don't get to know. I don't care. I don't know because because I created a totem pole. I didn't even put you on the totem pole. I got my circle and I put you on the outside of my circle. Don't worry. You're at the bottom right now.
Speaker: The bottom is the good thing. And every once in a while, and every once in a while, I throw you. The bottom of the totem pole is the bait. It is the strongest point to technically working at the top. Right? Looking up. Oh, look at him. He fucking ran away. He canceled himself. I know it is. I know it is. He doesn't listen. He just wants to be the victim. The bottom of the totem pole is the base. I have the concrete that holds the bait.
Speaker: It's time for break when I find break music Oh my gosh, so I have a quick story while you're finding break music so I've had a problem with the past two weeks of my dogs escaping and Yesterday I go on my balcony to have a cigarette and my wife's laying in bed and I said god damn it The fucking dogs out again
Speaker: And I turn around and the boat that I thought was outside is lying on the bed. It turns out somebody else's dog got out that it was a pure white as snow husky. Beautiful. And we texted the owner and they said, oh, unfortunately we're at work.
Speaker: And I said, OK, don't worry about it. I'll take care of it. Brought the dog in the house. And she was the sweetest dog I've ever seen. So I had nine dogs in the house, once again, for a good eight hours. It was a long day. But it was a beautiful dog. Yeah, you played? Well, I have three dogs in this room with me right now. That's why I have the fan on, because it's three dogs. At least you're being quiet.
Speaker: Michael, did you go change your tampon and get you a nice cup of warm milk? Are you done? Did you get your Snickers? Are you done being sassy? I'm telling you, T -shirt idea, Mike needs a fucking Snickers. You're not yourself. Come on, little dog. Are you OK? I got this new machine that I wanted to show it to you. It's a cute little machine. It's like this.
Speaker: Oh, shit. I'm sorry. I didn't know how it worked. Oh, that's so precious. I've got I've gotten you a gift. It's right over here. I'll be right back. It's actually two gifts because that's the kind of friend I am. I'll be right back. Oh, here they are. Right there for you, buddy. Oh, we'll give you one of these two while we're at it. Hold on. I got a magic trick. I got a magic trick. Let me unwrap it for you. Oh, I got a magic trick. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: Abracadabra. You gonna pull that stick out of your ass? Is that gonna be your magic trick? It is time for break, boys. It is time for break. Don't be salty because I'm the champ. I'm the people's champ. I'm not salty that you're the champ. I'm not. I'm not the hero they wanted. I'm the hero they needed, Michael.
Speaker: You're right, they didn't watch you. No, they needed me. They still don't watch you. They just stopped me. That's the whole problem with this show. They didn't want us. They just... I'm just over here, hero, and don't mind me. Let's watch somebody that's three idiots that are worse off than we are.
Speaker: I do have my life. I do need to find that audio. I do need to find that audio. I just feel better about ourselves. And Jeff, when he gets his phone, he needs to do what it were. It all started when this one asshole met this other asshole. Oh, yes. Who met this other asshole? Another three assholes. Exactly. Now these three assholes. Exactly. That's so true. I thought about them for a long time and I just always kept forgetting to make it. But.
Speaker: We are going to take a real quick break. We'll be back. We got, oh, boys. Oh, boys, do I got a story of news for you? You got some good news? Oh, awesome. Oh, we're going to have fun with this story. I have a quick news update for Wednesday.
Speaker: I'm saving it for Wednesday. From Wednesday or for Wednesday? For Wednesday. Why are you saving it for Wednesday? If you're saving it for Wednesday, then why are you talking about it on Saturday? Yeah, right. That's what I was going to say. Why is he bringing it up now? To remind me. Don't let me forget.
Speaker: Make a fucking note. Make another fucking note. We got cell phones. We got laptops. We got paid and paid for. I have we have the technology going on. I have 900 million things going on in my life. And that's just for the podcast. That's not even my real life. Just give us the update right now.
Speaker: I'll give everybody the update. Ladies and gentlemen, Jeffrey has decided to finally, after many years, he's been a man living in a woman's body. And after many years, he has finally decided to start his transition. He will no longer be known as Woke Jeff. He will now be known as Jafina.
Speaker: He will become a pretty, pretty lady. And Jennifer, sorry, my bad, Jennifer. Jennifer. No, actually, on the 3rd of February, on the 3rd of February, it is my wife's 30th birthday. That's a fast sex change. My wife's 30th. It's her 80th birthday. 30, 3 -0. Wait a minute.
Speaker: You lied to me about how old she was, Jeffrey. He robbed the cradle. His old damn ass. Jeff told me in the beginning that his wife was 26. You told me her life was... You did the mail order catalog. She was 18. Honest. You did the mail order catalog.
Speaker: No, he mailed himself to Mexico. He did it backwards. I drove my ass to Mexico. Me and Greg didn't have the conversation. I am the mail order. I am the mail order. She ordered the mail ordered husband from wishing. Next time you're on that mail order ride website, make sure it's not the wish version because then you get something like this. But me and Greg did have this conversation. I find it weird because everybody in Mexico is trying to come over here.
Speaker: But you did it backwards, you went over there. And you know what? And here's the thing, with the amount of money I make, I live like a goddamn king. Yeah. I heard it's like $500 a week in a mane. No, I literally, for $1 ,000 a month, I can live comfortably.
Speaker: including all my bills. Could you imagine if you were as big as Mike and I and made that kind of money, you could be the king of Mexico. Exactly. The cartel would work for me. Yeah. Trust me, they make a hell lot more than the three of us put together. No shit. Yeah, but that's the difference. They're also only three foot tall.
Speaker: I mean, we're still like, where's the tallest guy? Where's the biggest guy in the yard? Where's the biggest guy in the yard? Where's the biggest guy in the yard? Where's the biggest guy in the yard? Where's the biggest guy in the yard? Where's the biggest guy in the yard? Where's the biggest guy in the yard? Where's the biggest guy in the yard? Where's the biggest guy in the yard? Where's the biggest guy in the yard? Where's the biggest guy in the yard? Where's the biggest guy in the yard?
Speaker: You know he was in he's in Boba fat the book of Boba fat Well, you know what the reason why Danny Trejo got into acting Extra 50 bucks to be an extra. Yeah. Yeah to be an extra Because it was car shit and and he
Speaker: Jay Leno asked me, he's like, have you been in how many movies? And Trejo's like, oh, I don't know, hold on. Hey, and he yells over at one of his buddies, he's like, how many movies have I been in? It's like 300 plus. It's like 390, some shit like that. I would say, if you count even the small roles, I would say at least 600 to 800, maybe even close to 1 ,000. But that's just his movie. He was in TV shows because he was in that, he was in Sons of Anarchy, and I'm pretty sure he did,
Speaker: I'm pretty sure he did supernatural and I'm pretty sure he did the spin -off for Sons of Anarchy, the Mayans.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. I don't know. But let's take a break real quick, boys. We can come back. We got all night for this. We got all night for this bullshitting banter and back and forth. But guys, we'll be back here in about five minutes. Enjoy our guys who I think they're either on a ship or they just got back. They were on the ship, rocked. It was a cruise tour. So they spent the last week on a fucking cruise playing music, living the life, man.
Speaker: Yeah. So we're going to do a little black top mode. You got that one asshole that doesn't like your music. You have to see that fucker all the time. So you punch him in his fucking face the first night, drown his ass. Yeah, you throw him off the side. Excellence happened every day, my friend. He was drunk and he slipped and he fell. You piece of shit. But yeah, I got a little black top mojo for you guys, as always. Let's out their new album.
Speaker: We're gonna do a little rewind for you. The video for this is actually really good because it's a lot of behind the scenes from concerts and stuff like that. So if you're not already, go check them out on all social media and anywhere you stream music. But when you do so, make sure you tell them that Nonsense School Nonsense sent you because I believe at this point, they know who we are. They know who I am. I do know that. Yeah, they do because they gave you a shout out for your birthday. Look at that. Yeah, well, not only that, but I
Speaker: interact with them on Instagram and stuff like that. Mainly cat more than anything. That's a good dude. I want to drink beer with cat. I'm gonna get his little ass wasted. Yeah, they both, I mean they all do. But anyways, we'll be right back here in just a few minutes, guys. Thanks for hanging out. Don't go nowhere. Come back for the second hour. We got news coming up in the second hour and boy, oh boy, do I have a story for you guys.
Speaker: It's gonna be fun. I might, I might, I might take the gloves off. I might let Jeff take the gloves off because me and my, my lady were having this conversation last night and she, boy, she was getting heated. I was like, ooh, I like you. And I told her, I was like, oh, the boys are going to have fun with this one tomorrow. And some people off tonight. Yeah, we are. We're hurting some fucking feelings. It's a Saturday night and I'm in a fucking mood.
Speaker: Yeah. As Elton John said, Saturday night's right for fighting, boys. Yeah, boy. Elton John, sorry. But yeah, we'll be right back after a little Blacktop Mojo, guys. Let's see what I have to deal with.
Speaker: To yesterday morning when we were fine But far we knew the world and if I told you We could go back to that moment again Would you drop everything, take my hand and follow
Speaker: Would you choose yesterday or tomorrow? Sunshine, morning light creeping in. Wildlife, I don't know what to say again. It's illusion. Better than I promise you'll give.
Speaker: I love you for some reason, seems hollow Would you choose yesterday?
Speaker: Take place
Speaker: I think I know the answer you give In your eyes I can tell you many old meanings When I met you Radiating life of hands But when you died off And now it's time to swallow But you choose yesterday
Speaker: It's scary
Speaker: you
Speaker: Take place
Speaker: Welcome back to nonsensical nonsense everybody What's going on? Oh, welcome back chatter's box. You guys have been a lively bunch tonight Hopefully we're mildly entertaining Welcome back Jeffrey, welcome back Michael. Welcome back This is nonsensical nonsense. I am your one true king of
Speaker: the greatest champion of all time. Basically, you might as well call me the starting five goat. Speaking of goats, I have to tell you guys something about the goat as soon as I get done with all my bullshit. I'm Glick. Yeah, I don't care, dude. I'm Glick. That's how fucking, he's touching himself to hand job solo. I'm Glick, hanging out with Jeff. Hanging out with Mike.
Speaker: What's up? As always, fuck them both. Fuck Mike twice. Only because you like it. If you guys aren't already. Trust me, that's fake news right there, my friend. If you guys aren't already, go ahead and check us out on a little social media, Facebook, Instagram, Tikitaki and Twitter, all at Nonsense Called Nonsense.
Speaker: You can also join us live right here each and every Wednesday and Saturday night where you can look the champion in the eyes and you can see what greatness looks like. We can't all be baby faces. Sometimes we got to make a heel turn, my friend. And if you're a wrestling fan, you get both of those references. I got it. I'm not even a fan.
Speaker: But you can join us live every Wednesday and Saturday night. All you gotta do is download the HAPS app. It's a free app. Download it, set yourself up, and give us a little follow -up. Nonsenseical nonsense. You can also get every single episode of this podcast if you want to torture yourself on Anchor, Spotify, Google Play, Apple Podcasts. Basically anywhere and everywhere you get your little podcasts and jollies from. At Nonsenseical Nonsense. You can listen to us however you want to. You don't have to listen to it in order because
Speaker: Every show is different. Guarantee you that. And the first two suck. So go give us a like and go give us a share. Give Mike and Jeff the old double thumbing. And we didn't mention this in the first hour when we should have. But you can always email us if you'd like to take part in the Channers Box Championship. Yes, if you would like to take part in the Channers Box Championship.
Speaker: Yeah, you could you could email us your picks. Well, we announce our picks every Wednesday and you yourself could become a great champion like me. The humblest of all champions ever. I mean, if they call me humble click. I will let them because it has nothing to do with the three of us. Yeah. Truth just came out.
Speaker: Yes. I will gladly not only embarrass and beat you two, but I will gladly embarrass the Chatterbox as well if I have to. I will become the undisputed, undisputed champion of the world. If that's what you want. You know, I just thought the car I should have put on was the Vanishing .70 Charger.
Speaker: It's always happens. I hate it when that happens. It literally just popped in my head. But it is what it is. Welcome back, guys. We appreciate y 'all hanging out with us. It does. Every Sunday morning, I'll wake up and then I'll think of something. I'm like, oh, man, I should have put that on my list. Right? Happens all the time. It literally just popped in my head. 1970 challenger, all -white coop.
Speaker: If you guys are just joining us and you popped in during the break and you're wondering who the hell that music was and why is it so fantastic Well, those are our guys in blacktop mojo with a little rewind off their latest album So if you haven't already go check those guys out go show them some love Let them know we sent you you can tick -tock you can make tick -tock videos with their music tag us and tag them in it when you do so and
Speaker: Yeah. You know, we're trying to get them on the show down the road. Eventually they're busy guys. They got they got so much going on. They did just release their spring tour date. They are coming to Iowa. They're not coming to Ohio, but. That's because I don't want to listen to how well they're going to Iowa championship. Are they did you just say Iowa? Oh, it's five. Jeffrey, you sounded a little bitter.
Speaker: No, I'm not sounding bitter. I'm just saying, Blacktop Mojo will be like, shut up! I'm 35. Much like myself, much like myself, Blacktop Mojo, they're humble champions too. They're taking over the rock world. And they're champions in their own right. And they're humble guys like myself. That's something else we have in common, the fact that we are the people's champ. What are they coming to Iowa like?
Speaker: I don't know, why don't you fucking follow them on social media and then you can look at their tour dates. Michael. I do. I do follow them. I'm just saying, I looked at their stuff. They're a fucking liar. And I can see you. It's on Facebook, Mike. They have to actually get on Facebook. They're analyzing. I hate Facebook. It's on Facebook. It's on Instagram. I think they even put it on, I think they might have even put it on TikTok. It's probably one surprise mark.
Speaker: Michael's very crabby. They are very crabby. I'm happy. I'm in a good mood. I am in a good mood. They are so crabby. You are not right. You are not wrong. In breaking news, Michael and Jeffrey both have sticks up their ass. But speaking of being a goat and speaking of being the greatest of all time in breaking news. And yes, I'm comparing myself to this man.
Speaker: I'm only three away from his record. I will break his record as far as championships won. The one and only Mr. Thomas Brady might be retiring, boys. I saw that. I don't suppose it was big in the news today. I was like, he might be.
Speaker: Yeah, I hope he doesn't do a Michael Jordan and then you see him in like baseball or something. No, I'm not going to worry about that. I'm not sleepy. I've been under the weather all weekend, so I'm not. But the words have not come. The words, the words have not come out of Tom Brady's mouth yet, but he could potentially. It sounds like he might be retiring after 22 years. Isn't he like our age? He's 45.
Speaker: I don't know why you're 22 years old. I can't run from here to the gate. I don't know why you say he's like our age. You are not our age. Oh yeah. You're like old as fuck. Fuck you, Mike. Yeah, Tom Brady's 40. He's been the same age. Jesus Christ. Just because you're a child. You're older than me. You're older than me. What, six months tops? No. No, more than that. Almost a year, dude. You're like 10 months older than I am. Me and Greg are in their age.
Speaker: But anyways, as I was, what I was saying about Tom Brady's age. I'm going to kill both of you. No, Tom Brady's 45, 22 years in the league. Count them boys. Seven, seven, seven Super Bowl championship rings for one man.
Speaker: You know the NFL team with the most Super Bowl rings, you know who they are? This is an entire team. I couldn't tell you 17. No. It is the Pittsburgh Steelers. The Pittsburgh Steelers have six rings as a team, as a whole. One man and a beautiful man, if I might add, has seven rings. Six, six.
Speaker: six with the Patriots, and one with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. And not to mention countless, countless playoffs and playoff victories for Tom Brady. So that's a little, that's a little, that was more for - 45 years old, still be able to run and chuck the ball.
Speaker: and all that shit that he does. And he's in great shape. So in all honesty, if he doesn't retire... I wouldn't blame him for not retiring. Why not go out? If he doesn't retire, and pretty much his career, he has stayed healthy. So if he doesn't retire, in all honesty, he could potentially play until he's 50. Who wouldn't surprise me? And when
Speaker: three or four more. Exactly. I just want him to come to Cleveland one of those years because I want a Tom Brady NFL jersey so bad and I hate the Patriots. So I could never bring myself to buy a Patriots jersey. Now I will buy when I can. I will buy a Tampa Bay Brady jersey. But I hate the Patriots and I hate Bill Belichick.
Speaker: so I could never bring myself to buy a Tom Brady Patriots jersey. So I have to hear you and I'm not a sports buff, but I actually have to agree with that. I do not. Yeah, I didn't. When I find out that the Patriots are going to the Super Bowl, I'm just like fuck again, really? Yeah. And then I'm like, I mean, mainly because of Tom Brady. Yeah. What are the odds? What would that be?
Speaker: That is what I said, but I'm gonna tell you a couple of stories So listen to this listen to this. Okay. Listen, that's you Jeff speaking of good You're right. I am number one. You're number one, sir
Speaker: I'm pointing at you while you're pointing at me. I got the prayers right up there on the wall pointing at me, telling me I'm the man, telling me I'm the goat. You don't believe me? Oh, I know. I've seen it. There he is. That's courtesy of Kevin and Holly right there. We actually agree on a lot of stuff. We just don't talk about it.
Speaker: But um, okay, I need to look are you dipping one thing real quick that I Know I just had to spit actually speaking of that This right here boys is gonna be my last pack of cigarettes Congratulations
Speaker: I went today and bought me some new juice. I got my shit all cleaned up and set up and batteries charged. What you got? This is my little Aegis. But then I got my Incredible Hulk Eye Joy right here. So I have to do something. I don't want to use one of my big ones just because I'm going to take this to work and share it with me.
Speaker: So there's some other news for you guys. I am gonna quit smoking. I've been wanting to quit smoking for a while now. I should have never started again, but now I have an excuse to quit smoking. So I have another excuse. So that's more important than anything else. So Cash is currently watching the Royal Rumble, WWE's Royal Rumble out in the living room and I can hear him.
Speaker: yelling at the TV. Well, that was a problem. I was buying the disposable ones and those things were just fucking garbage at the end of the day. They don't last. They don't last. I had I I did the you know, because Cheyenne hooked me up with my first mod and stuff. But me being the intense smoker I was, she sent me with like three percent nicotine. And I was just like, no,
Speaker: I had to go for an hour and a minute. I had to go to a full 50 megs before I was able to say like, OK, I can now I'm actually thinking about driving it down to 35. The only the only downfall, most vape shops now, they only carry up to six. Right. But you can buy my but you can buy the nicotine and add on
Speaker: I'm going to try it at six. Um, like I said, I think I can, uh, I think I can, I think I can kick it pretty easy. Um, but I was like, I said, three packs a day. I was smoking. Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah. Oh God. I, I, I might, I.
Speaker: Yeah, I might I might smoke a half a pack a day if if even that Well, that was usually what I used to smoke about half a pack unless we're doing the show My biggest thing is like the show the show it may be playing pool But then they outlawed smoking and bars so that made it. You know now I'll go shoot pool no more. Yeah but
Speaker: But yeah, it was, it was that, but when, dude, when I lost my job and like full depression totally set in and I, and, and alcohol and fucking cigarettes, just, you know, all I ever did was work. That's all I ever did. And then, and then me being the workaholic that I am was actually used against me and who worked and I was made to look like a bad, nice, you know, and it's really funny cause when you, when you are married,
Speaker: you know, you being a hard worker, and dependable like that, that's a good thing. Until you get a divorce, then it's a bad thing. Right. And, you know, that whole thing is... And the problem with stuff, like, when it comes to divorces, everything is a double -edged sword. Yeah. And it just, you know... Throw it to the news! Well, I'm waiting on the call. I didn't have... I didn't... I didn't... I haven't had that problem. So...
Speaker: I've had that problem with ex -girlfriends. I've had more issues with ex -girlfriends than I have with my ex -wife.
Speaker: I wish I could say that, but usually how I do with ex -girlfriends. And you fucking know better, because I'll put you in the face. I got the batteries in the divorce, so it's okay. How I do ex -girlfriends is you can be cool afterwards, but if you're gonna take every chance, you get to freak out. You son of a bitch!
Speaker: That's okay, I went bought rechargeable batteries Chris and I didn't have CD players in our cars So we had a portable CD player that you plug into the tape and we ran out of fucking batteries So we stole batteries from Walmart
Speaker: and we were pissed, scared that we were gonna get busted. For four double A batteries, we ran out of that store like we caught it on fire. We didn't even skip an entire day of school. We only skipped like two classes because we knew we needed batteries after school for the ride -off. And the shitty part about it was,
Speaker: We had the money for the batteries. We could have bought them. Oh yeah, Noah. Yeah, we had the money. Noah, I actually smoked cigars. I actually smoked a pipe. But smoking a pipe, smoking a cigar, that's not like smoking a cigarette. It's completely you. There are several people that consider the most knowledge smokers that smoked that. It's completely different. Now that we just incriminated ourselves, Jeffrey, considering
Speaker: My situation now, we're both going to jail. You're in Mexico. You're in Mexico. They won't extradite you. They won't extradite you from Mexico for batteries. I think the statute of limitations has passed. I hope I get arrested and frisked and retained for many hours. 23 years ago? Something like that. Yeah, I think the statute of limitations on thieving is like 20 years.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't know. It's definitely passed. All right, boys. You ready for this? Because I feel like I went to Target and stole rechargeable batteries. You can keep your cheap -ass Walmart brand battery. I'm bougie. All right, boys. I got this, motherfucker. I can't blame you.
Speaker: That was nice dude that was that was that was a grand slam my friend that was good That was a hat trick that was a hat trick in the Stanley Cup games game seven
Speaker: Oh, that was nice. I hit Mike with a little hockey reference. Yes. That was nice. Well, boys, I got two stories and I don't think we're going to get past these two stories tonight because they're both related. They come from the same company. In the first story, M &Ms says goodbye to the green M &M baddie face.
Speaker: Well boys say goodbye To the green M &Ms lip gloss and go -go boots on Thursdays Mars Wrigley revealed that M &M characters Have been redesigned to be more inclusive
Speaker: Go ahead and get them gloves off, Jeffrey, because I'm taking the chain off, and I'm letting you go tonight. I'm letting you go tonight. Let me get through the story. Are we going to have a transgender color? Is that what we're going to do? Let me get through the story. Let me get through the story, Jeffrey. Go ahead and build it. I know you've been itching to do this, and I'm letting the dog office chain tonight, boys. Are the red and yellow M &Ms going to be lovers? Yeah. Well, I don't know.
Speaker: Well, they're redesigning the M &Ms to be more inclusive, welcoming a unifying within a more dynamic progressive world. M &Ms has long been committed to creating colorful fun for all. And this purpose serves as a more concrete commitment to what we've always believed as a brand. That everyone has the right to enjoy moments of happiness and fun and
Speaker: is the most powerful way to help people feel that they belong. Chief Growth Officer Catherine Slate said in a press release, as one of the world's most iconic candy brands who better to commit to a world with more moments of fun by increasing a sense of belonging around the globe than M &Ms.
Speaker: The makeover, which also extends to six character personalities, including some big changes to Orange M &M's acknowledgement of his anxiety and a friendlier relationship between the other female M &M, the brown M &M, and the green M &M to emphasize the importance of women supporting each other. However,
Speaker: Ms. Brown and Green's style overalls have garnered way more attention than their newfound friendship. With the newly bespectacled Ms. Brown getting new block heels and Ms. Green no longer being an anthropomorphic sex icon,
Speaker: Granted, it's the latter that has Twitter up in arms, seen as how Greene's lip gloss and long lashes are no more, not to mention her iconic white go -go boots, which has since been switched out for casual sneakers. It's a travesty
Speaker: And did Mike just hang himself live on the broadcast? Pretty much. It's scotch tape. Here's the problem I have with this. If you're fucking not feeling inclusive while eating your fucking M &Ms, there are bigger fucking tragedies in the fucking world. Take a gun and fucking blow your fucking brains out right now. I literally thought of something the other day.
Speaker: If you pinned our generation against this new generation of these snowflakes in a school for a month, the new generation would all be in the fetal position by the end of the night, stuffed in their lockers. Oh, absolutely. Just based off of them.
Speaker: It's the toughest of the newest. We wouldn't even. Yeah. Yeah. The toughest of this new generation, the toughest, the biggest Billy Badass of the new generation would be in his locker, in the fetal position, rocking back and forth a la carry in the shower. Based off of words. Yes. Based off of words, we wouldn't even have to get physical.
Speaker: When we were growing up, did nobody give a shit that Santa Claus is white? Did nobody give a shit if Santa Claus was black? Did nobody give a fucking fuck about any of that shit? Here's the funny thing. They took Aunt Jemima off the thing. They take Mrs. Butterworth, they made her just a bottle, all that stuff. First of all, they did not take Mrs. Butterworth because Mrs. Butterworth, on a side note, was in a very tragic accident the other day.
Speaker: and Cincinnati.
Speaker: Well, it was a car accident, and the only tragedy in this entire accident, the only injury was a half a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth. Well, it was funny. I've seen the photos. It was not for the weak of heart. The quote -unquote ethnic people, the Land O 'Lakes girl, they took them all off the containers. But you know who's still on a container? The Quaker Oats guy.
Speaker: so they took away all the people of color yeah white power oh wait the views of one individual does not reflect on those any other here at nonsensical nonsense what's going on i like my white privilege now we still got our white guy
Speaker: No, it's a joke. People don't worry. If you're so worried about the fucking M &Ms. Then you got bigger problems than the M &Ms. They were so worried about the Land O 'Lakes. Absolutely. It took white men to take the Land O 'Lakes Indian girl and they took their her landing. So yeah.
Speaker: And maybe going after the Chiefs and the Indians I Have no idea what the indigenous people
Speaker: No, the Indians, the baseball team. They're indigenous people. The baseball team. That's the name of the team. Oh, well, well, I mean, you got the Washington Redskins who what two years ago changed their name to now the Washington football team. Yeah. And then this year, this year and I kind of like the Indians new name. I'm not going to lie. But I also don't care because I'm a Reds fan. But
Speaker: They're the Cleveland Guardians who when they announced their new name when they announced their new name a I'm letting you guys off the chain and then you're gonna let me talk about sports tonight. I like this when the Cleveland Indians announced their new name to the Cleveland Guardians a Roller derby team in Cleveland. Oh, yes roller derby tried to sue a
Speaker: Cleveland Indians, a major league baseball franchise over the name. And basically the baseball team formerly known as the Indians now known as the Guardians were like, okay, good luck with that.
Speaker: You are barely making ticket sales. Meanwhile, we're a professional baseball team. So they came to terms. Yeah. And not only did they come to terms with the Indians, but now the Guardians are using the name. But the Indians also said, they're going to go after the Braves and the Chicago Blackhawks next. But at the end of the day, at the end of the day, does it affect your day to day life? No.
Speaker: As as a human being to see the land I don't want to see Uncle Ben on some rice. Does it bother you? You know what? You know what? Woke Jeff. Woke Jeff. This might disturb you. But when I when I am feeling like a little snack, you know.
Speaker: I don't go to the gas station and start looking at packages of M &Ms and going, OK, do they have, does this alphabet crew represent? If I want M &Ms, I'm going to get M &Ms. I'm going to buy WWs from now on. I'm looking, when I buy M &Ms, I'm looking at peanut, caramel, Worcestershire.
Speaker: Cappuccino. Fiery hot. I have. I have. I have. I could give a shit. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. I must warn the viewers. Yes, go ahead. I have a very graphic image that I'm going to show everybody. This is from the accident. We're we're sadly the only casualty, the only lost. OK. It was the one and only Mrs. Buttersworth. So
Speaker: So viewer discretion, be warned. And if it's OK, I will post this on social media, because I know some people will listen to the audio, and they're like, what is this asshole doing? So. Tony Dean, I got a question for you. My first question, when I got that picture,
Speaker: was why does some asshole have half a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth randomly in their fucking car? Tony D as a black man. Hold on. This is, this is, this is very important and very political. Tony D as a black man. If you see uncle Ben or Aunt Jemima on a bottle, does it upset you as a black man?
Speaker: Pause while we wait for the response. But I'm not a black man, so I don't know. But my point is, I don't see the Quaker Oats guy and go, fucking Quaker Oats guy. I see Joe Biden. I say, fucking Joe Biden. But that's for different reasons.
Speaker: This is how much time we got on this. It's a serious question. Save it for the after show, Tony. We'll bring you to the after show. My point is, for something like Uncle Ben's and stuff like that, I get it. It's a bad stereotype. But for the M &M's,
Speaker: Because it's not fucking, it's, it's too sexualized or not gender neutral or whatever the fuck. No, it was, it was a sexualization thing. They were, they were de -sexualizing M &Ms to bring in, well, boys, are you ready? Cause there's a part two to this story. Oh, I should have sent that to her. My daughter's currently talking shit to me on Snapchat.
Speaker: about us talking politics? No, just in general. That's all they've been doing this whole weekend. They've been just talking shit. Buggy keeps telling me I'm fucking adopted.
Speaker: Meanwhile, she's meanwhile, she came over last night and got in my closet and she's been dressed like me all weekend. I'll just send you the picture of when I came home from the gym today of her in my bedroom watching TV being me. She had one of my she had one of my hats on like she had one of my hats on and she had it down low like this. She's got my one of my t -shirts on and I walk in my room and she's like, so I'm like, what the hell are you doing? And she's like, I'm you. Fair enough.
Speaker: No, agreed. Tony, Tony, I agree. And Chris, if you wanna read that out, I can't read that much. But that - Tony said serious answer. It is totally, totally fucked up. Mrs. Butterworth, too. The deeper you go into the history, the more we realize how wrong they were on, on, on plenty. He caps that shit. He cap lock. He busted a cap lock on us. Yeah.
Speaker: Uh, plenty of shit. That, I understand, but the sexualization of M &Ms, does that bother you? Of course not. Because you're not cleaning heart. Oh, where does it go, you fucking insult me. Psychopath. I understand this. Well. Oh. Well. Rewind.
Speaker: Basically the M &Ms, the green M &M, they took her eyelashes off. They took her go -go boots. They took her lip gloss. She's now in tennis shoes. And they also made her and the brown M &M friends to promote women empowering each other. They are trying to go with a sense of... I'm all for women in power, don't get me wrong. Being exclusive. But there's a part...
Speaker: Well, let's work for me. But there's nothing wrong with a woman on top. What the fuck is wrong with you? I mean, if you don't say anything wrong with it, I don't know. Despite what Mike says, despite what Mike says, he's got that big belly and that little pecker in the way. So, you know, a woman can't effectively get upon and ride. I thoroughly enjoy when I am ridden like a like a untamed stallion. But that's just me. I tell my wife, I got me hard, put me back wet.
Speaker: Yes, sir. Well, in a part two of the M &M saga. Oh, shit, here we go. You ready for this, boys? Yeah. Yes, sir. Michael, you paying attention? I'm paying attention. M &Ms has introduced a new M &M character. Oh, shit. It is the purple M &M, who is transgender and identifies as a fucking skittle.
Speaker: I knew. I fucking knew. Was that not the first thing I fucking said? If I bite into a fucking pillow, I'm going to be pissed. Actually, I will be quite excited. I'm not even going to lie. If I have a handful of M &Ms and I throw it in my mouth, and I'm like chewing away, and all of a sudden there's that wonderful, delicious, skittle taste, I'm like, ooh. No, no, no, no. Hello. Unexpected surprise.
Speaker: If I'm expecting, yeah, when I get skittled, it's not like it's going to be a bag full of it's not like you're going to go buy M &Ms and get a bag full of skittles. But as part of a son of a bitch, as part of a bold new marketing strategy to promote, once again, here we go. We are promoting inclusivity and appeal to less than one percent of the population.
Speaker: They're appealing to less than 1 % of the population with this movie. Mars Incorporated has introduced a brand new M &M character who identifies as a Skittle. I'm going to be honest here, we are basically doing this because it's hip.
Speaker: This is a quote from Mars Incorporated CEO, Franklin Crunchy. And if that motherfucker was not destined to be the head of a fucking candy corporation. Franklin Crunchy. He could be more born if he was named Willie fucking Wonka. No, that's ridiculous. He's basically saying that we're doing it because it's trendy.
Speaker: Frankly, yeah, Franklin Country says I'm not, I'm gonna be honest here. We are basically doing this because it's hip and it makes us look cool. Yeah, see? That's the only reason to do it. Right, Tina? And they also say... Their sales will not change one iota. It's not a... Well, it might actually go down, because there's a lot of people who are just like... Yeah, but I mean, once again, if you're offended by what a fucking candy company does, you got bigger problems than that candy.
Speaker: Well, it's in my book. It says it says that the transition.
Speaker: Some people might do it on the principle of the thing. When something's not broke, don't fucking fix it. Don't fix it. I get that. I get that. But once again, if I own full M &Ms, are you going to be like, oh, no, I can't, because fuck M &Ms. Actually, you don't want to tell you the truth, because I'm so progressive. I wouldn't have given a shit if they added a purple scale.
Speaker: M &M, whatever the fuck it wants to be. Just why? Why get rid of? Please, Michael, tell us how. Please, please. The purple M &M have an ass on it, because if it does, I'm in. Well, the picture, the picture, the picture they showed, the picture, the picture they showed, and it's just an it's just a drawing. Right. OK. But it is a purple M &M with a piece of paper that is taped to its chest.
Speaker: It has an S written on the piece of paper. Oh, that's not. I find that cute. I find that cute. The only thing I fear for M &Ms is the transgender community are like, Oh, you're making fun of us? Well, it says here.
Speaker: It says here, it says trans people deserve to be represented by M &Ms. He continued, our trans skittle character will help us break chocolate covered barriers in your mouth and not in your hands. Yeah, that's what I say. Not in your mouth, not in your hands.
Speaker: I don't know, I think that's going to cause more problems. Why the fuck did I say this? I was just going to say, I was going to say Tony Deezer chocolate got your mouth out of your head and got a guy. I think that's going to, I think that's going to, that's going to start your problems. That's what I'm saying. It could literally backfire on the charity vendor community and be pissed.
Speaker: I don't think it's gonna I don't think it's gonna I don't think it's gonna completely backfire but it says that the new character's name is Quinn is an M &M that wears an S because they haven't had letter reassignment surgery yet once again the transgender community because they're so stuff like couldn't be seriously pissed so you're making fun of us
Speaker: On the inside, just like it's still going to be an M &M. It's still going to be on the inside, not a skittle. Yeah, it's a fucking skittle on the inside. It is the same chocolate taste because it isn't able to change anything, but it's outward appearance. So they're doing something to to to make you know, have that inclusivity. But they're also saying
Speaker: You can, you know, Justin and, and, and, okay. So, so this spawned an entire totally different conversation last night. And I brought this story up and I was about to say the exact same thing. Exactly. But yeah, it's candy. So, so this brought up an entire side conversation and I was loving it because Jeff, you know me, Mike, you know me. I don't talk a lot about politics and or religion.
Speaker: Obviously, we've had the conversation about religion, not us, but my lady. And I told her, I said, it doesn't matter to me your beliefs or where you come from or anything like that. I don't care. But I kind of had a feeling that we were on the same page as far as politics and stuff go. And last night's conversation, 100 % solidified that.
Speaker: But that brings up the point of on the outside, you can be one thing, but on the inside, you're still another, you're still what you were born as. So with that being said. That's where they get in trouble. With that being said. I see bars getting in trouble. With that being said, and I said, I'm letting you off the chain tonight, Jeffrey.
Speaker: It's a rare occasion. Once again, if you're that upset over fucking candy, stay the fuck out of the 7 -Eleven. Exactly. Candy covered chocolate. There's a controversy. Everything is a controversy these days, Tony. Well, I mean, the funniest meme I'll ever see, and you will ever see, is post a picture of a stick.
Speaker: Somebody will argue that it's a wall. Oh, yeah, exactly. So, you know, so so let me on the transgender subject on the transgender subject This is this is why I'm so good at what I do Transgenders genders genders
Speaker: in sports. And with that being said, I've been the fried chicken. Oh, you motherfucker. You cannot say shit like that. Just walk off, you cocksucker. He did that on purpose. I'm sorry, but at the end of the day, I am not a sports guy, but there is a
Speaker: I'm going to try to be woke about this. There's a transgender person that was originally born a male that is dominating women's track. And the natural born females are getting smoked. Well, it's actually come out that that's what they're doing.
Speaker: People that aren't making it in competitive men's sports are transitioning. They're not. Some of them aren't even fucking trying. They'll still I think that bike bike bike Athlon guy that that takes like 36 and then all of a sudden, you know, in the men's division switched over to female, he had like a fucking beer dominating.
Speaker: any woman. And my thing is, you know, you want to be all about feminism and all that stuff? Great. Why are you going to let a man be the woman in a woman's field? Because that's what you're doing. Their argument is that they're not a man.
Speaker: They're all things that they're not a man. And that's where the skittle and the chocolate thing goes in. And that's why Glick is laughing. Hey, what's good on this question? Because I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck what you do to yourself surgically. And I was going to get triggered. Exactly. What you do to yourself surgically. More romantically. You still have the biological. Because if a female and Chris Glick's real district could attest to this. You want to chop your dick off? Chop your dick off.
Speaker: No, but Glick's Broaster used to be his sister. Yeah. Cards on the table. And she took, I'm assuming she took, he took hormones, correct? He become more male. He had to take testosterone. He's still taking testosterone as far as I know him. And it's been going on for years. Right. He's probably going to have to take it for the rest of his life. But here's the thing. His body doesn't naturally make it like ours do.
Speaker: No, it won't have to be the rest of it won't have to be the rest of his life because and I'm only speaking halfway knowledgeable about it. There will be some form of testosterone. Real quick. But it's not like we don't know what we're talking about.
Speaker: I think you know what I said about that, just so you know, the whole nut in your mouth not in your hand came back to get me.
Speaker: I'll get feeling better girl, but um no so so and if Nick was still here I would gladly either ask him to comment or maybe even bring him on because he would know more than I do about it, but I think I think as time progresses with the with the change and this and everything else Nick's point of view on the Transgenders and but But these men that all of a sudden
Speaker: And again, you had the swimmers. I think you guys broke. Yeah. And with the men. Yeah. Well, you got, I mean, let's not even talk about, let's not even, let's not even talk about the Olympics.
Speaker: let's let's let's let's downgrade it all the way down to high school high school in michigan high school in michigan there was there was he starts dominating and breaking world records in high school track every every record and also in the ufc there was a man that transitioned and damn near killed a fucking woman in the ring yes yes dana white tried to fight it and tried to fight it
Speaker: Yeah, and tried to fight it. And it wasn't until that moment when that happened, when Dana White was finally able to say, no, get the fuck out of here. Your contract, you don't have a contract. You don't fight for me. You don't work here. You don't live here. You don't train here. You don't even bring this company's fucking name up because you never should have been here ever.
Speaker: And at the end of the day, we're built different genetically. Men are built bigger, we're built stronger. Chris and I can get in a fight, and Chris is gonna book my ass. Bones. Every time of the week. Every day of the week, twice on Sunday. But if I get in a ring with a woman, Chris's size, I'm gonna beat that ass. Well, I mean, you look at heterosexual relationships. It's a proven fact there is actually more
Speaker: physical abuse from women on men but when a man hits a woman when a man hits a woman the
Speaker: The damage that a man causes to a woman is so much greater than what a woman could ever do to a man. So it just shows up way more blatant. Even though there's more women that hit men than men hit women, but when a man does it, when a man does it, I was married for 14 years. Every time I went to a hospital when my wife was with me, the nurse,
Speaker: was like, are you safe? You know, literally. Well, well, as your wife, as Tony said, as Tony asked me to come home with my wife. Yeah. Yeah. As Tony said, he said, let's be clear. A lot of women would love to compete with in sports with men. I agree. They really do. There are a lot of women. I mean, you had the tennis match back in the day with what was it, Billie Jean King?
Speaker: You know, but he says compete. Unfortunately, men are proven to be more physical than women. I'm game for the sports to be mixed, but we can already see what's going to happen depending upon the sport. Exactly. If it's baseball, if it's a non -physical contact sport, mix it up. I think baseball would be good. Mix it up. That's fine. Basketball, I know for a fact. I know for a fact there are women basketball players
Speaker: that will dominate in the NBA. That would make some of the male basketball players that would make them look stupid. You can take the best female in the WNBA and the best male in the NBA and he's going to dominate her.
Speaker: But in a non -physical sport, there could be a quote -unquote competition. But when it is a strength and or a physical -based sport, there is no woman on this planet. And I'm sorry. Hockey, football, rugby, boxing, wrestling. Boxing, it's not going to happen. Exactly. Australia has that transgender fucking weightlifter that has broken every female weightlifting
Speaker: record there is. And they're trying to get that transgender person into the Olympics. And I think the Olympics students go, no, that ain't gonna happen.
Speaker: I personally feel if it's going to be like that, and everybody wants to fight over it, then you make a third. You have men's sports. You have women's sports. You have transgender sports. They should all duke it out amongst themselves. And then that's fair. To me, that's fair. You want to be fair? You want to be recognized? I 100 % agree with you. I'm going to play devil's advocate. I'm going to play devil's advocate here real quick. Here's what the transgender is going to say. But I identify as a woman.
Speaker: But I identify. Well, wicked, wicked Italian. So technically, I'm a female. So why do I have to be the dress editor? Well, wicked Italian, wicked Italian, she said, I did better in hockey than the males I played. You might have been faster or you might have been you might have had a more finesse or whatever. But but when it came down to physicality,
Speaker: Get checked. You can tell me whatever you want to tell me. Get checked. But when it comes down to physicality, you will not stand a chance with any man on that ice. My brother -in -law has got a sister that is crazy butch dyke, and she's played female football and blah, blah, blah. But I know if she got on a football field with men, she would get fucking destroyed.
Speaker: She can be as big and strong and pretend like she's a man all she wants.
Speaker: But if you physically line up against a male athlete in a physical context. Exactly. In something that you both train for, the man is going to dominate over the female. I'm getting the boys fired up. That's what I'm going to do. I bet you. I bet you. I'm letting the boys off their chains tonight. That would be what I would be what they would try to do with bitch about that. But I bet you want to have so many transitions.
Speaker: if they say, OK, we don't have a transgender. But but like, let's let's say what it is. There you go. I'm saying, I'm saying I'm blue in the face. I don't know the answer to this question. He, she, whatever they want to be called. Who is the best female boxer there is? You're a loser. You don't want to be a loser anymore. She transitioned to a woman's sport to dominate. You're a loser. You're going to be a loser. 100%, 100%. Best female, best female boxer. And that was where the conversation went last night, Michael. Best female boxer.
Speaker: You can think of goes up against fucking Floyd fucking. He's going to get down. Jeff is the best female box. I will. Yeah. That's that's all. I mean, if. Well, let me put it this way. Female boxer wants to transition to a man male and box. They can box me. They cannot go up against Mayweather.
Speaker: But I'm going to put it to you like this. But as a guy, as a guy, I'm going to say this. If you can honestly look at yourself in the mirror with pride that you took a championship from a woman and you're a man, what the fuck are you doing? Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. Well, the things you never did, you never played an old man, you never fight a young man, you never fight a kid, and you never fight a woman.
Speaker: She transitioned from male to female. In male cycling, she didn't even place in the top 50. You don't have to flush the toilet. What? Because you're doing a podcast and you don't have to flush the toilet. Oh my god. But that's a male cycler. When you have women in the house, you fucking flush the toilet and you go as a damn lid. Or get your own bathroom like I do.
Speaker: Okay, first and foremost, I live here 99 % of the time I'm by myself. And second of all, I don't know if she understands.
Speaker: I don't know if she understands who the fuck pays the bills around here. Yeah. She can dress and she can act like me all day long. I bet you don't do that at a certain cop sounds. I bet you don't do that at a certain cop sounds. Oh, no, actually, actually, last week I was down there. I took my ass all the way down to the basement when I had to take care of business.
Speaker: You got a bathroom renovation, right, girl? She's like, yeah, I'll be back in a minute. I'll wrap that. I tell my wife, I'm going to go take you back. With the candles. With the candles. What do I got to edit the podcast for? What's going on, Jen Ward? Oh, there she is. Oh, wow. Hey, beautiful. God damn, she's so pretty.
Speaker: Who's that? Sorry, I got to share it with you. But at the end of the day... Who do you think that is? I know who that is. That male cyclist couldn't compete in male cycling. Couldn't get top 50. He transitioned to female and is dominating the female sport.
Speaker: To me, I look at that as the same way as I look at people on sports taking steroids. I would get the same deal. Agreed. Baseball should allow steroids. Fuck yeah.
Speaker: Come on, baseball is a boring sport. I love baseball. Baseball is my favorite one. I don't know. Baseball doesn't matter who you are. I'm just saying. It's a matter of skill versus strength doesn't really matter. It's about, it's non -contact. No, but in a contact with a strength base or like lifting or cycling or running. No, I was down. But boxing, cycling, taking steroids and shit to be better, fuck you.
Speaker: Well, I will say this on the whole subject. I was a bouncer. I bounced for quite a long time. Barry Bonds didn't get screwed, royally screwed. Now he's not even eligible anymore. I've been in a lot of bars and a lot of clubs, concert venues. I've been hit.
Speaker: and smacked and kicked by men and women more times than I can count. I've been hit in the face by women as big as I am. And it didn't affect me. It kind of made me think for a second, I'm about to fucking kill this bitch. And then I had to pull myself back and go, if I punch her, I'm going to run my fist through her face. So I'm not going to hit her. Instead, I'm just going to grab a hold of her and throw her ass out the door.
Speaker: But there's a difference. I've had men hit me. And when men hit me, when they're in that point where they're ready to fight and they want to fight somebody. Yeah, it kind of rocks you a second. But I've never ever in my life been rocked by a woman that has hit me ever.
Speaker: So, but I think at the end of the day, at the end of the day, as far as the transgenders in sports and everything like that, they're gonna have to create a league for it, a separate league. And it's not a bad thing. It's not a bad thing. I think that's what's fair because, I mean, you're trying to push - Nicely. What I really don't want you is the transgender movement is trying to move in with
Speaker: with the feminist movement and the homosexual movement and all them other movements. I get the inclusivity. I totally get the inclusivity. But the problem with what they're doing is they're alienating female athletes. They're shooting on other people. No, they are 100 percent. They're literally a male high school track star can break a female world record in a 100 meter dash. Tony, you ain't wrong. Trust me, there's been a couple. There's been a couple of women that I'm like, hey,
Speaker: You wanna throw hands, we can fucking throw hands behind this bar. Trust me. Instead of throwing hands, I just put the asses to sleep. But that goes down to percentages, the women that can actually do that, probably 1%.
Speaker: Yeah, but. I don't, I don't know. That's the point I was making is, is if, if you take a bunch of Olympic female athletes that run the hundred meter dash and you grab a group of high school track stars, not even track stars, normal everyday Joe's that run track in high school, they will match those women's numbers. If not beat them. Oh yeah.
Speaker: I think it would be close. It would be close. But if you take a athlete that has trained their entire life to run 100 -meter dash as a man and sucks, he switches down to women's and he dominates. And that's basically taking away titles out of female's hands. And that's 100 % wrong. What?
Speaker: But you know, North Carolina had this big deal about about the bathroom. The whole thing is, my whole thing is, is you have a transgender bathroom. Problem solved. Exactly. The problem. The problem I have. Why are we? Why is it a big issue? The problem I have. Well, it.
Speaker: If I was in high school and you said, oh, if I want to be a douchebag and I'd be like, oh, I feel like a woman today, I'm going into the girl's bathroom. I'm not, I wouldn't feel like a woman. I just want to go in there and see some girls. That's what the problem lies, is people like you, Jeff.
Speaker: But as a guy who works on a college campus, probably one of the biggest, but one of the biggest colleges in the country, probably one of the biggest college campuses, I have seen that a lot. They now have the transgender bathrooms to get away from that argument and get away from that fight.
Speaker: because the way I feel as a father of two girls, the way I feel, and we've all seen the GameStop video where the guy, if I see that motherfucker walking in the bathroom behind my girls, I'm walking in behind him. And I'm gonna stand there just like this.
Speaker: Yeah, I know I'm not gonna kill him. I'm not gonna kill him, but I'm gonna walk in there, and I'm gonna be in there. I'm gonna be like, all right, what's up? Do what you gotta do. But my little girl's right here. Just been saying, I can man with a penis walking in the bathroom with my little girl. But once again, I'm not saying I would do it. I'm not saying I would do it. But as a hormonal teenager,
Speaker: if you say guys can go to the girls bathroom, if they feel like they're a woman, tell me as a hormonal teenager of 14 years old, you're not like boys. I got an idea. Yeah. But, but, but as leggy said, and again, a guy who, a guy who is about, so we used to have to check bathrooms, you know, now I'm in building maintenance. So I go into both restrooms, you know, you know, I, you know, if I go to the women's restroom, I knock.
Speaker: Yeah, you know, I announced myself, but she said, but I don't understand the bathroom issue. Women go to the toilet and stalls. How the fuck does anyone know what genitalia a woman in the next stall has?
Speaker: Are you standing over, peeking over the cubicle? This is where I said that I'm torn about the whole bathroom thing. Dudes aren't walking into the women's rest, or are in the women's toilet, guys, transgender women are women. I agree. I agree 100%. Transgender women are women. But there is some asshole out there that's going on. I'm going to see some girls. I'm going to sneak into the girls room because I'm a man. And that could be transgender. So I can go in there and start taking pictures. That's what we're talking about. We're not.
Speaker: We're not debating. There's always, there's always the exception. There is, there is that forward. There is always that one pervert that's going to be like, I'm going to go see this little girl naked. I'm not arguing. We're not going into that to say whether trans women are women, especially, especially now. And this, this will, this
Speaker: Yeah, and this will this will bring up a whole nother debate, but especially now where the pedophiles and the weirdos are openly hard They're trying to get accepted they are trying to say no pedophilia is a is a Age a what is it age? No, it's pedophilia is a
Speaker: Not a gender, but a sexuality. Yeah, it's it's it's it's because you call something a under 18 attractive. That does not make it a sexuality that makes you sick. And you cannot. But no, like I said, I am I am even 100 percent disagree with me on that. You can't say it because normal society will destroy you. Yeah. No, I am torn on the whole bathroom thing.
Speaker: Pedophiles yeah that what Tony D just said pedophiles and weirdos are our problem It's out of fucking control because they feel like it's the norm and in leggings. She's she's over in Scotland So in America, they're trying to make it a norm now again I go back to the fact that I have the fact I go back to the fact that I have two daughters I have a 16 year old daughter and I have a 12 year old daughter and
Speaker: And in the news recently, there was I think three or four boys in Texas whose stepdad was sexually assaulting their little sister. They took this man out into the desert and they beat him to death and they buried him. And guess what? As of right now, those boys ain't facing any charges. And as a father of two little girls that are underage, let a motherfucker that's above 18,
Speaker: Look at them sideways. Well, it's one thing. It's one thing. OK. I understand where you're going. But let's say that the boy is genuine, and he actually cares for your daughter. And let's say your oldest is 16. It's a different story. She starts being an 18 -year -old kid. There's a gray area. It's a different story.
Speaker: It's it's there. Yeah, if they're going to be 35 and she's 15 year old, I mean, every every pedophile, if they're in school together because there are things like women, women, you know, women live to me. But if you're 36, you're my age, going out to 16 year old, you got no fucking excuse, you know,
Speaker: You got no fucking excuse. I've had women lie about their ages. The deviants and the pedos and the rapists, they exist. But here's the problem. In the world that we live in, it's becoming, they are trying to make it more and more acceptable. Try again normal life. My daughter, she'll be 17 in a couple months. We're not shitting on what happened. She's one of the people that did it. And she's in high school. And she's in high school. So I understand there might be a boy that's a senior next year. He's 18.
Speaker: that might show interest in her. That's totally under, but you know, I'm talking about when I'm at Walmart and we're at Walmart and some creepy ass dude is following us around and looking her up and down and all that stuff, because I've made it very clear. I'm about that life. If you know me, I'm about that life. I ain't worried about wearing the orange jumpsuit because at the end of the day,
Speaker: Even way back in 1984, way back, I think it was 1984, there was a gentleman whose son was kidnapped and raped by a man. And after the trial, this man was on his, on his pay phone. Like he was talking to somebody. And when that motherfucker walked by with all the camera crews and everything around, this man turned around and shot him dead where he stood and did not face any charges.
Speaker: So yeah, absolutely. There was a man in Canada. There was a man in Canada a couple of years back. There was a man in Canada a couple of years back that lured pedophiles in on social media and he killed them. He beat them to death. And when the judge sentenced him, he smiled and he said, I'll do it again.
Speaker: Every damn time I do it again. I want to make one thing perfectly clear. We have no problem, as a collective group, we have no problem with transgender people. I don't have a problem with transgender. I have a problem with the freaks and weirdos. There's no hate. I have a problem with the freaks that think that pedophilia and being just a creepy asshole
Speaker: Oh no, he had the confirmation. He was actually held a hero. Look it up. Oh, you didn't get the shit stirred. I stirred the shit tonight, Jess, trust me. I had every intentions tonight to stir all the shit. But we're all basically on the same page. We're just emphasizing our point over and over. I have no problem. Like I said, the bathroom situation
Speaker: situation I honestly I don't care that much about but this is this is this is this isn't a shot this isn't a shot at either one of you actually I'll use all three of us I will use all three of us yeah I will use all three of us as an example okay
Speaker: If any one of us goofy fucks walk into a bath into the female bathroom and we're wearing a dress. We all know Mike likes to wear dresses. But we are wearing a dress and we say I identify as I identify as a woman. We all call it a kill. I call it a tomato tomatoes. Exactly. Especially if it's Jeff. Yeah.
Speaker: Because Jeff is openly admitted to the fact that if he was live he'd go... But that's the problem, is by letting anybody say whatever they want
Speaker: And I like to do. Yeah. But I have a T -Rex costume and I can wake up tomorrow and decide that I identify as a fucking T -Rex. I wear my goddamn costume every day. Recognize as a fucking raccoon because I have dark circles under my eyes and I eat garbage and I'll fuck you up. But, you know,
Speaker: There's a line. There's a line. And, like, you don't take it personal. We're not triggering you. We're not trying to attack you or anything like that. But I had every intention tonight to come onto this podcast. I had every intention tonight to come onto this podcast. And I'm throwing curve balls left and right because that's what I do now.
Speaker: And I was letting the boys off the chain tonight, because I knew it. And I told Jodi when we were talking last night, I said, I'm letting the boys off the chain, because we're going to have fun. Oh, man, I'm letting the boys do their thing. I'm doing that after the show. But with that being said, let's take a real quick break. Let's take some deep breaths. Yes. Let's everybody come back, because I do have, not only do I have a new top 10,
Speaker: but I have another, it's a five part top 10 this week. I was only gonna do the top 10. But I got, look at this list. And I was like, I gotta do the whole list. So.
Speaker: So part one of five starts tonight, and it's right in my wheelhouse. Just because Jessica brought it up, have you tried the deep fried lasagna at fucking Olive Garden? Fuck me, it will change your life. Oh, you can't do that, Bobby. He's too big. Holy shit, let's hit somebody else. So, we've done round up the masses.
Speaker: See, this is the other thing about my genius. This is the other thing about my genius and what I do. I can say something, and I can walk away. Yeah, that's what piss me off. And I can walk away. Drop a fucking grenade and just leave the room. I kept a grenade for you. Boom. That just happened. He fried his onions fucking low. He pulled a pin and walked away the son of a bitch.
Speaker: I was walking out my door and all I heard was, you cocksucker. I was loving it. But because of my genius and how great I am, I can do that. And we can have this conversation. We're a little late for break. That's OK. Jeff's not going to get yelled at. No. So Jeff's not going to get yelled at tonight. So I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to yank that e -brake. I'm pulling the e -brake on that whole conversation.
Speaker: That sounds awesome. We're going to go to break. We got we got we got to take a little quick break. We're going to. What is our what is our cover tonight? What is our cover tonight? Yes. And because it is our second because it is our second break.
Speaker: uh we are going to do um i guess i'm a whip chest because i love soup soup is nasty soup is just hot water i love a good i love a good oh no no no
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no. Broccoli and cheese soup, amazing. Baked potato soup, amazing. Soup, soup, soup, soup. I got this, this fucking soup. Yeah, the tortilla soup. Cream of mushroom soup by Campbell's. That shit, I will eat a can of that shit by myself.
Speaker: Well, I usually make... But that salad, that fucking... That salad of fucking Olive Garden is the only salad I eat, and it is worth every second of it, because they've got a big... But just bring the salad together, feta cheese, feta cheese, pickles, green olives. Okay, the funniest thing about me going to Olive Garden is they come by with a cheese grater and they're like, tell me when. I walk away from the table and I'm like, I'll be right back, you keep going.
Speaker: I pull a Glick, and I'm like, you start grinding, I'll be back in five minutes. I'm going to take a piss. I'll be right back. I'm going to take a shit. What is our cover song? Yes. So our cover song tonight is going to be one of my personal favorites.
Speaker: Throwback to the 80s. We're going to go ahead. Holy shit. I was listening to that today. A little. I had to send an email that took me 45 minutes to type up. Dream on. Rewind is in a cover. Oh, yeah. We did dream on just the other day. I know, but it fucking killed it. I, I, uh. Well, you know. I converted another person from work. I converted another person from work. But, you know, honestly, in my opinion, one of the. Yes. Yeah. Carpal tunnel from the guy in that cheese. Fuck yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, one of my favorite covers that they did, I'm not playing this now, but is the Fleetwood Mac cover of Dreams. God damn, that was so good. But I'm gonna hang out in the 80s in one of my other all time favorite covers that they did. Boys were of a certain age that we all remember.
Speaker: a certain lady in a white dress on the hood of a black BMW Jaguar or Jaguar. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. One more time. That is like, oh, BMW. They're basically the same thing. It was a Jaguar, but it was a black Jaguar in a fucking British car. It's not even the same fucking country. BMW. I mean, they're like bright next door to each other.
Speaker: Either way if you grew up in the 80s, it's not his name isn't there was a bad Really Noah you were literally just sending me messages on Instagram, but if you grew up in the 80s
Speaker: You you you know this iconic video It's all you know what I'm talking about we're gonna do Yeah, we're gonna do blacktop mojo's version of white snake. I got from a speaker on Tawny fucking contain man. Huh? I'm not gonna lie when I was a young man
Speaker: I discovered self -love Damn it's a random dude for pics run. No run away. Who's the cute guy on the bottom right? Don't don't send pictures to That would be me Jessica hi
Speaker: You're just cute loser, but anyways a little blacktop mojo with white snakes cover of is this love? We'll be right back here in just about five minutes guys. We appreciate y 'all hanging out. No, honey I do I was coming in here to I do I was coming in here to to stir this stir the shit tonight. I don't
Speaker: Yes, exactly. I brought my big old stick. I knew there was a pot and I was ready to stir the fucking pot tonight, baby. You did. We're going to take a real quick break. We got Black Top Mojo with their version of Is This Love by White State. If you guys aren't already, go give Black Top Mojo a follow. Go check them out. Go show them some love. Let them know that we sent you and we'll be back in just about five minutes or so. And when we come back,
Speaker: brand new top 10 -ish. Figure out how to work my phone.
Speaker: I should've known that I didn't let you go alone It's done like these, I can't make it home Wasting days in sleepless nights
Speaker: Finally spent my time waiting on your call I cannot tell you, babe, my back's against the wall I need you by my side to tell me it's alright Cause I don't think I can take anymore Is this love that I'm feeling? Is this the love
Speaker: that i've been searching for is this love or am i dreaming this must be love because it's really gotta
Speaker: I can't stop the feeling up in this way before But with you I've found the key to open the door I can feel my love for you going strong and day by day And I can't wait to see you again So I can hold you in my arms Here's this love
Speaker: that i'm feeling is this a love that i've been searching for is this love or am i dreaming this must be love because it's really got a
Speaker: is this love that i'm feeling is this a love that i've been searching for is this love or am i dreaming this must be love because it's really gotta
Speaker: Hold on me Hell yeah
Speaker: absolute fucking vibes for days. I love that song. That is a good tune. And if there's a certain someone that still may be, may or may not be awake. And I love that. And it's acoustic. Yes. But, uh, welcome back. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, welcome back to nonsense go nonsense guys. We appreciate you guys hanging out with us today We got a little heavy the last the last segment. We went a little long but Hopefully you guys are enjoying the show
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Speaker: And we don't give a fuck about other people's family or feelings. But Jeff, don't let me forget I have news for you off the show. Speaking of people's feelings.
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Speaker: Everybody, if you'd like to send hearts or send gifts or whatever it's called, feel free to. You don't have to, but please feel free to. I was going to say something else, but I totally forgot. But welcome back to the show, guys. As always, I'm Glick. We got Jeffrey in the house. Say what's up, Jeffrey. What's up? And we got the big dog. Oh, wow. Mike is here. He's currently dying. What's going on, Mike? What's up? Yeah, I'm. His mic is off, so nobody can hear him.
Speaker: There he is. Yeah, I'm dying. Are you being distracted on Snapchat? No. I've been sick, man. I've been sick. You have COVID? So we are back after a... Are you being distracted on Snapchat? No, you said he's sick. That's a yes. No, that's what you do.
Speaker: I think, unfortunately, somebody went to bed. Oh no, never mind. I did indeed. I thought she went to bed. I thought she went to bed. She's got to get up super early tomorrow. She's got a detail at a church door. On the whole M &M's conversation, the belt in your hand or the belt in your hand. You gotta be up. You gotta be done with that. That's a whole conversation. What? I think some people have got hurt on that.
Speaker: So, well, not that. No, no, no, no, Philly's got hurt as far as I know of. I hope no Philly's got hurt. But I was just stating - No, it's not the plan. No, no, actually, actually that whole conversation, that whole conversation that we had, I intentionally, and I, and I, and I, and I told, I, I, I told my lady, I said, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm, I typically don't do this, but I'm stirring so much shit tomorrow night.
Speaker: And so this was on me tonight. This was on me. And if your feelings got hurt, well, then fucking be better and grow some tougher skin because it was a real conversation amongst real people. Even in the chatters box, everybody was being real and we wasn't out to hurt any feelings. And if your feelings got hurt, well, this is not the opinion of Mike and Lord Jeff. Fuck your feelings. Yeah.
Speaker: This is opinion -based, and I actually happen to have firsthand legitimate experience with that situation. And I can only speak how I feel. And if my broster was here, he would say in the comments that out of our family, I've been the most supportive. And I will always be the most supportive of his decisions. Exactly. But facts are facts.
Speaker: I just don't care about your feelings. So, yeah, like I said, not necessarily the opinions of Mike and Jeff. The biggest problem is that people aren't allowed to have different opinions. And I don't care what you believe or what religious creed you come from or anything like that. But if you want to talk about that, you should be able to feel free to be able to do that without getting any kind of slack for it. And that's the way it is.
Speaker: You want to know what's wrong? It's mutual respect. You have your belief, I have mine, Jeff has his. And that's a problem with today's society, and I said this a long ass time ago. In today's society, everybody is entitled to their opinion. But God forbid, your opinion is different from theirs, because then you're the bad guy.
Speaker: So with that being said we're not gonna dive into that world again if your feelings got hurt If your feelings got hurt, I do apologize and these are my words not the other two guys If you're if your feelings got hurt I'm sorry, but fucking be better and also fuck your feelings
Speaker: And the other thing is, I live in a different area than Glenn does, than Jeff does. And the areas that we live in are different. You know? I mean, but we both live in the Midwest. But they're different. Things that are allowed over there, not allowed over here, vice versa. And then Jeff's all way the fuck somewhere else.
Speaker: Yeah, and that's just the way it is. You know? Everything down here pretty much right, Gwen. It's awesome. Moving on. I'm holding your mouth, not in your hand. I'm literally getting... I'm posting the starting point.
Speaker: everything happens everything in life happens for a reason and when you least expect it just just finally I'm gonna say this I'm gonna say this tree
Speaker: tree. Let me tree. I'm going to say this. There comes a time when the nice guy doesn't finish last. And me personally, I've been through hell and back and I've, and, and, and, and, and finally this nice guy gets his first place finish. So
Speaker: I'm just going to leave it at that. But who over does the nice guy finish last? Finally, I didn't hear what you said, Jeff. A little too fast. A little too fast. Oh, it's not a little too fast. Because here's the thing. As a guy who believes that everything happens for a reason and when something's right and it feels right, and then when it's solidified as being right,
Speaker: I really am, actually, Betty, thank you very much. Yeah, so when the right one comes along, you know, Jeffrey. I don't know, I agree. Did your right one come along? As you being a man whore, a self -proclaimed man whore, for pretty much your time, at least as long as I've known you, the right one came along and everything felt right.
Speaker: Nobody will ever replace me. And it doesn't matter if you guys are together for 45 years, I still have 15 years on that bitch. But when it's right, and when it's right, and when it's meant to be, everything falls in accordingly. You can't, it's, call it fake, call it,
Speaker: Destiny or whatever are you when it's right are your speed wagons said it best and they said I can't fight this feeling Yeah, right, so yeah you say too fast I say Right one you say too fast I say I finally found the right one I
Speaker: There you go. I wasn't talking about finding the right one. I was talking about, you finished too fast. Oh no, I don't finish too fast. I was making a sexual joke. I don't finish too fast.
Speaker: Mind you, all you need to hear is my voice definition. Look, last Saturday you guys got put in your place. Do you want to be put in your place again? We're like the Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Mike's too big. Jeff's just right. He clicks to your goal. You got that? Ah, nope, just right.
Speaker: But anyways, I digress. I digress. You know, it. Oh, I'm going to kill a puppy. No, she she is
Speaker: I'll go ahead and put it out there. She's everything I've ever looked for and everything I've ever wanted. And I didn't think I would ever find that, so. Well, let me get this first. I'm a happy man. I'm glad. I'm glad for you. I wouldn't wish it. I mean, you know me better than anybody. You know me better than anybody. Yes. And as somebody that has, I'll put it nicely, been around the block.
Speaker: Wow, you know you're wrong when Jeff is yelling at you just
Speaker: Yeah, I know. But if I post it as herbal, I'll get my ass handed to me. Jesus Christ. No, but like I said, it's one of those things. It's like when you find the right one, it makes everything better, just in general. Everything makes sense. Everything makes sense.
Speaker: So I don't want to beat this horse to death, but as again, again, Jeff, Jeff, you know me better than anybody. So, you know, like when we was in high school and stuff, you, you, you know, my mood most, most days, you know, my temperament last weekend was the first time that I can ever remember in my life. There was no stress. I was relaxed. I could, there was, there was my, my brain shut off.
Speaker: and I was just in the moment. I've never been so relaxed in my life. You know, and not to piggyback on that, but that's basically how I feel with my wife. As much as my wife, and don't get me wrong, I love my wife, as much as she drives me nuts sometimes, I would rather be driven nuts by her than be 100 % perfectly happy nine million times a day.
Speaker: It's a man. Fight with my wife. Exactly. I would rather fight with my wife than have a perfect relationship with anybody else. You know what I mean? I don't think there's going to be many fights, though. No, but when my wife and I fight, it's usually over something stupid. Usually something stupid. Oh, no, trust me. I know.
Speaker: No, trust me, I know, because I've been there for some of your guys' fights, and I'm like, why the hell are these two idiots fighting? It's not even that big of a deal. Yeah, it's usually over something stupid. Usually it's something stupid that I know.
Speaker: Let's roll into this top ten. It's my top ten, because it's my show, and I do everything, and I have a microphone. So here's my fucking top ten, you stupid freaks. You know, that's just like your opinion, man. I see you. I see you. You're so damn beautiful. Just so you know, out there.
Speaker: I know Mike's over it, Mike's over it, but he's also a miserable prick, so. He is currently distracted, apparently, and unlike me, Mike will just turn his camera and mic and everything off and just leave the fucking show. I am not, I am not. First of all, first of all, since I was directly, directly acknowledged, I will, Jedwards,
Speaker: I am very happy for both of you. I wish you both the best of luck. You seem like a wonderful lady. I would like to one day get to know you. Blake has said nothing but nice and wonderful things. That's my bro. I want him happy. If he's happy, then I'm happy.
Speaker: I am going through personal shit. I'm turning off my camera because I don't think you guys need to see me hacking up.
Speaker: because I am a professional and I am committed to this show. I am actually sick. I am sick right now. I am a professional. Did you not hear the beginning of this show? I am doing the show. Jeff and I have both done the show sick.
Speaker: And that's what I'm doing And turning it off when I have to blow my nose and make sure back here It is clean and all that shit. All right, so Calm your shit. I mean if you had a beard as nice as if you had a beard as nice as mine Well, I don't like somebody else does and that's why it's it's it's a little malnourished my number one snack
Speaker: My much much much much much like much like my starting five rain. My beard is also the goat Speaking of the starting five right now Well, I do have I do have a brand new top ten I
Speaker: we're gonna go over tonight on the show but that's okay because Jeff said he can do it after show tonight because apparently uh while the cat is away the mice shall play well except for the fact that normally playing more normally mice playing means i'm at the strip club or something but but now in my old age i'm just doing the longer show as a as a younger man if my
Speaker: then before I met my wife. No, but let me explain. If I was dating someone and that someone went away, I was like, oh yeah, strip club, here we come, or a bar, or whatever, anything else. Now, in my old age, my wife goes away and I'm like, okay, I'll do a longer podcast tonight. I've become that boring and old. My wife moved my house.
Speaker: Everybody at work got COVID the past couple weeks. I'm the only one didn't, because I never leave my house. What? The great couple won. What? The great couple won. Who? The great couple, Edge, and... Oh, the great couple? Yeah. Nice. Hell yeah. Sorry, Cash has given me Royal Rumble updates. Spoiler alert. No, no, he's fine. I told him to. I told him to.
Speaker: No, but I mean, spoiler alert for anybody who wanted to watch after listening to this, because this is... Oh, yeah, totally. My bad. Yeah, Edge and Beth Phoenix beat the Miz and Maryse. Yeah, Lincoln's watching as well. But, um, watching the Royal Rumble, too. Okay, there you go. Um, but, um...
Speaker: as if they weren't already out there. But yeah, they're out there now, just so you know. I have the 50 most iconic songs of all time. Oh, boys, we're going to sing tonight. We're going to fight. So we're going to do a five part. And I hate my fucking, and you guys got to wait four episodes, I hate
Speaker: I fucking hate number one. I hate the band, but I cannot deny the song. So put that teaser out there. OK, I hate the band. And if you know me, there are some like that. You know how much I love that movie. There are bands I really don't love. I'm not a huge fan of ACDC, but I love.
Speaker: Well, I think this list is going to surprise you guys a little bit. And actually, I don't know how much life I have.
Speaker: No, she says she's watching How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. When What's Her Name is in that yellow dress. Do you love teasers, Jessica? When she, when she, when, when, when, What's Her Name? What's Her Name? How's Lose a Guy in 10 Days? I can't remember her name. I love that one. Sweet Hans Kid. What's her name? What the fuck is her name?
Speaker: Goldie Hawn's kid. Yeah, it's Russell Crowe and not Russell Crowe. Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn's kid. It's Matthew Kahane. Yeah, but the woman. The woman in that movie is Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn's daughter. Hawn's kid, yeah. It's, oh my God, it's going to drive me by. Kay Hudson. Tina got it. Kay Hudson, thank you. Yeah, Kay Hudson. She was gorgeous in that yellow dress.
Speaker: Oh gosh, yes. She's gorgeous in everything. She's not yelling. She's skinny for me, but she looked good in the address. Oh, no, no, no, no. She would break my skinny rule. I feel like I would break her. What? Into millions. She would break my skinny rule. Mike said that Kate Hudson's too skinny for him. I would break my skinny rule for her. She's gorgeous. Ready for you. Broken. Broken. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, well. No, I broke it. Yeah. And that's something that I've been told. They're like, doesn't country boys typically like big girls? I'm like, yeah, they do. But also because they make girls as they say, as Toby Keith said, fat boys love fat cats. Well, that's also a thing because most guys like me don't think I can get women like I got. That's true. And also, I believe this came up on the podcast.
Speaker: Update, I believe this came up on the podcast, the one arm completely around was 100 % factual. Wait, what? I think it came up on the podcast about me being able to get one arm around her. Oh yeah, factual? Yeah, factual. Can we go to the top 10? Unbelievable. And lifted. Nice. And lifted. Awesome.
Speaker: Mike's so jealous right now. Mike hasn't had pussy since pussy had him. He hates me so much. That's a good burn. Hey, Mike. Hey, Mike. I'm sorry, Jess. I don't get any real blue reference. Hey, what's up? Hey, big dog. Hey, what's up? I love you, brother. Don't ever forget that.
Speaker: I have to, I have to tell myself that every time the show's over. That's why we say it at the end of every show. Well, so we got the, we got the, we got the, we got the top 50 most iconic songs of all time. I'll get my Spotify ready. So we got, uh, fucking ads are going to kill me tonight.
Speaker: Cause I would like to try to play the songs. I'm going to try to. Okay. Okay. Okay. You got Spotify up and running. I can also do Spotify as well. Okay. If you want. Whoever, whoever can do it. Spotify. Give me the, give me the microphone. Give me the microphone search. Coming in at number 50, the emotions.
Speaker: Best of my love. Okay. The emotions. Best of my love. Do a, do a, yeah. I believe this is a Motown song. I do know this song. Oh no. A little disco -y. Yeah, it's disco.
Speaker: Little, little snippet. Yeah, yes. Number 49. Before Tina Turner got tired of getting her ass whooped by Ike, they had River, River Deep Mountain High by Ike and Tina. Do, do, do, do the, don't you have the voice thing?
Speaker: No, I don't. I love this song. Just give me the... Mike, Mike, Mike, you got the speaker, right? Let Mike pull it up, because I think it'll sound a little bit better on Mike's head. It's coming in real low, I'm hearing it. No, hey, Mike, get it?
Speaker: I guess if it blows your mind, I do love me some Tina Turner. What? OK. I have to add that song to the playlist. Get it. Oh, damn, she said get it boo. Coming in at number Mike, you got your speaker and Spotify everything already. Yeah, I got everything. All right.
Speaker: Jeff, let Mike run this. Yeah, please. Coming into number 48. Sam Cooke. A change is going to come. I love Sam Cooke and I love this fucking song.
Speaker: I was born by the river In a little tent Oh, and just like the river I've been around Ever since it's been a long... Yeah, so you get a little audio with this top ten. But I know a change won't come. Change is gonna come.
Speaker: I have so much stuff to open on my computer. I couldn't keep up. All right. Coming in at number 47. Good movie. Good song. Great artist. I don't want to throw no shade his way, but the artist formerly known as Prince. Love me some prints, dude. When doves cry.
Speaker: I feel like this song should honestly be a lot higher than 47. I do too. My wife loves the intro to the song, the guitar. A man that played every instrument and he was only four foot tall. I know, Prince and I have a lot in common.
Speaker: The only thing you have in common is being short. No, no, I'm very talented as well. Bro, I've known you for 25 years. What the fuck are you talented at?
Speaker: All right Coming in at number 46 another another good song that you know, it could have been a guilty pleasure Martha Reeves and the Vandals Dancing in the streets. Yes
Speaker: from Footloose, correct? I love it. Surprises. Yeah, Mike, you got a speaker. Why is it so quiet? What is that? That's from Footloose, isn't it? No, that was in, uh, what was that hit? That was in a movie. It wasn't in Footloose. Oh, OK. No, I know the song. OK, yeah. Oh, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now,
Speaker: Hey! Michael! Number 45 is for your pops. Shit. We got the who. That's better. Number 45, we got the who coming in for Michael's pops. Are you listening to me right now? Sorry. Number 45, we got the who coming in. Oh, yes.
Speaker: with my generation. Good fucking tune. Coming in at number 44.
Speaker: The Righteous Brothers. From one of the most iconic movies in the 80s. Top Gun? Top Gun. The bar scene. Ah. You lost that loving filly. Anymore, Lucas. Anymore, Lucas.
Speaker: It's got Trevett. Trevett is from Walker, Texas Ranger is in that scene.
Speaker: Oh shit, that's right. Yeah. Comin' in at number 43. The Beach Boys. Who does not love them some Beach Boys? Fuckin' A. God only knows from the Beach Boys. What do I do with the Beach Boys? No, God only knows from the Beach Boys. Now I will say that the Beach Boys have made this list multiple times. Ah, well that's cause they got some iconics on.
Speaker: I have to be a Beach Boys fan, so I know this song. From the movie, Love Actually. Yeah. Love that movie. You ever see the Beach Boys movie? Oh, I can talk about it.
Speaker: No, I haven't seen it. It's fucking weird. Right around Good Vibrations, when that comes out, that part of the movie is just like, whoa. Shit, it's a turn. I think it wasn't 50 First Days. They had a couple different Beach Boys songs in 50 First Days. Coming in at number 42. We all know this one.
Speaker: If you're in the 80s, baby, if you grew up in the 80s, you know this one, it's dire straits. Sultans of swing. Go ahead and hit it with it one time, Michael.
Speaker: The intro -load is amazing. I don't know the words that well, that's a problem. If you don't really know the words... Coming in. For our last spot for tonight, the one and only, ladies and gentlemen, Jamie Foxx played him in the movie.
Speaker: Mr. Ray Charles. What a great movie. No, it's not Georgia. It was way too low to be Georgia, but it is what I say. What I say. Yeah.
Speaker: Jimmy Fox was so good as Rachel. I was so good at that. Fun fact, he sang. He actually sang. Oh, yeah. Just like that motherfucker could sing. In the Johnny Cash movie. Love that movie, too. I was just thinking about the movie, didn't I? We can't dance for shit. Whatever. We're very white.
Speaker: I can dance, don't speak for yourself. Go ahead and get it, boy. Got the ivories. Woo! Yeah, boy, you can take them. Hey, mama, won't you dream any wrong? Come and lock the door. Get all my lovin' down there. All night long, I'm gonna find you. Hey, hey, hey.
Speaker: One of the best renditions of that song is with Chris Farley. Blues Brothers? He said that on Blues Brothers, Danny. No, in Tommy Lee. He wasn't in Blues Brothers.
Speaker: I'm talking about Chris Farley Singing it with the guy that played his dad in the movie Tommy boy Every time I hear that song. I think that movie now Yeah, cuz what was the song that Ray Charles son blues brothers, I thought it was that one No, he does
Speaker: Because like right after they did that they did respect by Ruth of Franklin which I'm sure it's on that way Charles and Blues Brothers Yeah, he plays the owner of the music shop of a musician shop pawn shop. Yeah Yeah Isn't a pawn shop. I always thought it was like a yeah music store. Oh Let's see what it is Yeah YouTube that shit
Speaker: I can't, I can see it. I can see Ray. What song did Ray Charles sing in Blues Brothers? It's going to give me the entire fucking, Ray Charles twist it. There we go. Ah, yes. Yeah. He was the owner of the blue, the pawn shop because they're in the pawn shop. Right.
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Speaker: So why didn't you ask me, baby? Or didn't you think I could? Well, I know that the book of Louis is out of sight. But the chandelier's playing tonight. Well, ain't nothing doing me like a baby. I'm gonna show you how to do it right. Do it right. Do it right. Do it right. Do it right. Do it right.
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Speaker: And do the bird. Ah, do the duck. Ah, do the monkey. Hey, hey, what do you say? And what about the fruit? Do the mashed potato. What about the fruit and noodles? Ah, the rosy maroon.
Speaker: Ray Charles himself is a whole motherfucking vibe. Oh yeah. And considering he's basically self -taught on the piano, which I didn't know. Yeah, absolutely. You know what's even crazier is like,
Speaker: Before I saw the movie, the Jamie Foxx movie, I never realized how hard it was for someone like Ray Charles to get as big as he did. It just never dawned on me. I mean, not only did Ray Charles do it, but Stevie Wonder did it too. And again, you want to talk about a musician, every song they put out being a fucking vibe.
Speaker: No shit. Stevie Wonder was amazing. Every fucking song Stevie put out. However, however, and I'm sure I've said it before, but the funniest Ray Charles story I've ever heard comes from Bill Cosby. He walks into Ray Charles' room and Ray Charles is in the bathroom shaven. And Bill Cosby says to him, Ray, you know you got the light off?
Speaker: Ray Charles looked at him with a straight face and said, well, if it bothers you, turn it on. Because it's all dark for me. I heard that story. I laughed my ass off. And then I heard another story about Stevie Wonder. And I can't remember who it was. But Stevie Wonder's performing. And this person says, holy shit, it's Stevie. And he waves. And Stevie looked around. Somebody whispered to Stevie's ear. And Stevie's like, is that motherfucker waving to me?
Speaker: Those two stories fucking crack me up every time. I don't know why. I'm stupid. Is that motherfucker waving at me? Because you know that's what they did. It's like, you stupid shit.
Speaker: I like to think if I ever lose my sight, I will be just as cool as that, where if somebody says something dumb, I'm like, there's nothing wrong with waving at me. I mean, Ray Charles wasn't the greatest of all, you know, like he was, he wasn't a good, like, like he had his moments. He wasn't a good dude, like, especially with his women and everything. He was a womanizer and he was abusive and he was an addict.
Speaker: But, you know, I mean... The whole attic thing blew my mind when I saw the movie. I was like, what the fuck? So, yeah, I mean, it was... It was something else to watch that movie in. It was the same thing with the Walk the Line movie. Walking Phoenix. Yeah, Walking Phoenix. All right. Believe it or not... And both of them sang every song of that movie.
Speaker: to the point where one of their songs actually does better on spotify listens wise than the original oh yeah and it's it's the um uh fuck i i actually have it on my Spotify list i mean it's the same thing as that song shallow with Gaga and Bradley Cooper from uh from uh i have not seen that movie yet a star is born i don't
Speaker: I can't. I'm not emotionally ready for that movie. Good song. Because I know that movie. Good movie, good song. I know that movie. I've seen the original. I've seen the Batman movie. And I think Lady Gaga is gorgeous. My wife thinks I'm crazy, but... Well, yeah, Lady Gaga is... She really is. She's got a weird attractiveness to her. Yeah.
Speaker: And she is a beautiful woman. And I've said it before, I'm a sucker for a voice. And she can sing. She's got a voice. She can sing. I have the same issue with a woman. You get a woman that can sing to you?
Speaker: Or somebody like J .K. Rawlings that can read and make up shit. If I somehow, somehow, someway ended up dating J .K. Rawlings, I'd lie in bed every night and go, honey, tell me a story. I'm with you. I've seen that movie three or four times. It's a hard movie to get through. Just because the content is hard. And it's sad.
Speaker: You feel for the characters because the acting is so good. It's not a movie that I would like. Well, I love Brad Cooper, man. Brad Cooper can act, motherfucker. Because he directed American Sniper and this movie. Well, did you ever see the movie Limitless?
Speaker: where he takes the pill and and it makes him know what i want to it's really good but they made a they spun it off to a tv show and brad cooper's in it and he's not the main character but the show only did one fucking season and and then uh... it hasn't been picked up by another company because they put it up for sale and i'll tell you what if another company picks it up i'm in
Speaker: American Gods got cancelled too which is really bad because I was really into that show and I was hoping for a little another scenario kind of like Lucifer
Speaker: And it doesn't look like it. Yeah, I googled 18, and they're not going to do another season. They left it on a cliffhanger, and it's good though. That's what I was afraid of. I'm finding it hard to get into 1882. I'm totally upset with 1882, because I watched the last episode a week ago, and I'm ready for my next episode. I love that show. Well, I haven't gotten past the second episode. It's a little slow for me.
Speaker: It's supposed to be slow. Oh, I get it. It's supposed to be slow. I liked about it. The blonde girl. You know what? The blonde girl reminds me of, I literally thought it was somebody else the entire time, like for a full week I was like. That blonde chick is beautiful. Well, she is, she looks like the girl from Soul Plane. I know Tina, I'm so sorry.
Speaker: And I thought it was her for like the longest time. So playing this is very old. I don't know. Yeah, that's the one with a tail with Tim McGraw. Yeah. What I liked about that is the realism because we read about the Oregon Trail because that's what it is. It's the Oregon Trail. Yeah. We read about it. And the game. We were like, oh, OK. So how hard it was. How hard was it? You know, they went from Texas to Oregon. Well, I mean, yeah, back then.
Speaker: They go into realism about really how dangerous as much as crossing them They did a episode called the river and the only thing they did in that episode was cross the river I haven't gotten you know, yeah, I played the game on fuck floppy disk to people died people died doing the simple shit and
Speaker: Well, yeah, I understand back then there wasn't I mean now they have a science the science wasn't there you know, it was well and the whole people in that in that wagon train 90 % of them I felt like that was important as a game was die. I've never actually won Nobody's rail. Nobody
Speaker: But yeah, it's amazing how people live. That's why I like watching shows like that. I'm waiting for the spin off with Jimmy. It's going to just go with the four or sixes. Well, I'm upset because I still can't find Yellowstone. I was told if I delete the app. It's on Prime. It's on Amazon Prime? Yeah. Well, it's on Peacock too, Michael. Peacock and Paramount. I don't have Peacock.
Speaker: I do have a lot of shit by my bed. But it's not for what you think it's for. It's really not. If it was, I would tell you guys. I think you guys are gonna know that. I would hope that you guys would understand. I would hope that you guys would know that. That it's not for what you think it's for. No, of course not.
Speaker: If it was, I would just tell you. Okay, that sparks a question. And it's kind of a gross question. Did you use lotion while you? No. Really? Really? No, I used pictures of your mom.
Speaker: You open yourself up on that. Oh my gosh with the pool noodles, right? The noodles for you Let's go and wrap up the show guys
Speaker: I already got the picture. Well, let's wrap up the show. I want to send you a message. Well, we'll jump back on. Oh, shoot. We'll jump back on and do an after show. I know Jeff can't get on TikTok, but we'll jump back on and do a little bit of a little after show for you guys tonight. I still got a couple of beers I'm going to drink and Jeff doesn't have a curfew tonight. I'm actually not feeling good. It took everything I could to make it through the show.
Speaker: Uh, Mike's vagina is bleeding. I'm probably going to take a dirt nap after this episode. Oh, Mike's vagina. Jeff, you want to do an after -show? Jeff said he was done with the after -show. Want to come back and hang out? Yeah. Jeff wants to come back, he'll come back. If Jeff doesn't want to come back, I'm going to go get him. You know he's a fan. I know, Mike, you're not a fan, but check our group chat on...
Speaker: Facebook. I'm on there now. That is a website. Okay, I got it. I just said it's a website, you can find anything you want. Movies, TV. It's all there in the brightest of bright HD whole nine yards. Okay.
Speaker: I'm literally watching the psych movies on there because only the third psych movie is on fucking... I'm sorry that you don't have peacock. If you guys would ask, I could give you my peacock login information.
Speaker: You can look at my peacock all day. That's all you're gonna do is look because there's only one person that gets to see my gets to play with my peacock. What about Wayne Brady? Fuck Wayne Brady. Two people.
Speaker: Okay, two people. Mr. Costner can. Tom Brady can touch it too. Kevin Prosser. Okay, three people. And then Tom Brady can touch it too. Damn, the list is cute. Okay, four people. The animals. It's funny, it's funny. Out of my list, it's funny because there's. Next to the men that will fuck right next to that. It's funny, because there's one woman that can touch my peacock and do whatever she wants with it. And there's three men.
Speaker: That's fucked up. That's fucked up. Yes, but in defense of Chris, tell me Ryan Reynolds knocks on your door and says, Mike, I want to play with your Peter. You're going to be like, no. It's a good looking dude. I would have to think about it. You'd think about it, but at the end of the day, it would make an amazing story for the show. Guys, fucking Ryan Reynolds stopped at my house and played with my Peter.
Speaker: Yeah, all right. Bro, I spoke to Ryan Reynolds last night. I would be like, yeah. Ryan Reynolds swallowed those guys. Who knew? We all did. That gives amazing head. What?
Speaker: Oh, God. I'm just terrible. Anyways, let's wrap the show up. What? We might not have an after show. No, we're going to have an after show. We're going to have an emergency phone call. Oh, well, you cheated on you. No, I actually am going to make a phone call real quick, just because I know she's got to get to bed. But I do want to try to make a phone call real quick. It's different. It's different.
Speaker: It's okay. It's not cheating. It's not cheating. It was Ryan Reynolds. You would do the same. You would cheat on me for Ryan Reynolds. The only way is cheating is if she wouldn't. Actually, I wouldn't cheat. Actually, I wouldn't cheat. I would call her and be like, hey, Ryan Reynolds is at my door and he wants to fool around.
Speaker: Uh, if you want to come in here, you want me to come down there. I don't even know if she likes our animals. I need a weekend hall pass. I think I can get away with, I think I can get away with the whole, Hey, uh, Tom Brady's here and he's talking real nasty. Uh, so we'll be there in two hours. Yeah.
Speaker: Tom Brady's gonna let me wear his rings. Much like me. Much like me, she's a Michigan fan. She's like, you can have three rings. I'm wearing four rings.
Speaker: Whatever. This beautiful man is in my doorway. This episode is, this whole experience is going up on the podcast. But, uh, but yeah, let's go ahead and wrap up the show. We're going to come back with an after show. Uh, it's going to be Jeff and I with the after show. Maybe we can get Tony to join us. I don't know if Tony's even still awake. Oh, oh God, Jason, Jason Momoa, really? Only if I get to fighting first.
Speaker: He is a beautiful man, too. Hold on, man. I don't know if I'm 100 % committing in the Jason Momoa thing, but I do want to fight him first. Is that underneath the rock or above the rock? He'll definitely be underneath the glick. That's for damn sure. There you go. I will not bottom for Jason. I will not bottom for any man.
Speaker: Jason Momoa is actually recently single, baby. Jason Momoa is a big dude. So you're saying there's a chance? There's a chance. Jason Momoa is not that big. Not that small either. Touche, Jeffrey.
Speaker: As king of the little people. He was also Aquaman. I think I have a chance. You fuck fish, homie. You really want to go down this road with me?
Speaker: He made Aquaman cool, just you remember that shit. He really did. That's true. He was in a gold speedo. Anybody else could not have pulled a Aquaman. I remember Aquaman before that, blonde hair, blue eyes, gold speedo, that whispered to fish. Yeah. Oh, there was a guy out of small balls, did it? The guy out of small balls did a really good job.
Speaker: Yeah, but the guy on Smallville did a pretty good job at Aquaman. He's also the new Jack Reacher. Did he really? Oh, I didn't know that, but he's the new Jack Reacher.
Speaker: You watch your mouth what you're about to say about Tom Cruise You watch your fucking mouth
Speaker: Jeffrey knows how I feel about Tom Cruise. You watch. Tom Cruise is like a guilty pleasure. I can't stand the motherfucker. But I love all his movies. I'm not a fan of Mission Impossible movies for me. I don't like the mission. I like the entire Mission Impossible franchise. I like the Mission Impossible movies too. But it's the worst one. It was it was the 80s. It was the 80s and 90s that made Tom Cruise.
Speaker: a national treasure in my eyes. He was maverick. He did risky business. I mean, he's got the most iconic scene in all movies when he came out in a white button up t -shirt and his whitey tighties to Bob Seeger's old time rock and roll. Old time rock and roll. Made that head again. Made it a hit. And, and, and, and, and, and top gun. He made Kelly McGinnis fall in love with him.
Speaker: with the righteous brothers. Yeah. And she is rough looking these days. Boy, she does not age well. And I'm telling you what, I mean, it was because of that movie that I absolutely adore. Furlings, take my breath away.
Speaker: You cannot hear that song and not think Top Gun. I cannot wait until the day that I get to do the same thing that he did to that song because I've never gotten to.
Speaker: When I heard they were doing another sequel, I was like, why? What is up with these old ass fucking actors? We love to do a woman while Berlin is playing in the background. Yeah. But I love that song. I want to make sweet love to a woman while Berlin is playing in the background. I'll tell you who else is looking really rough, and that's Renee Zellinger.
Speaker: I've never been a fan. She's always kind of like, yeah, she's, I kind of, I kind of like her. The only time I ever found her really sexy in this, she didn't like stone mountain or cold. No, when she was in, uh, me and myself, she made myself an Irene. I like the only way I find her really really like Bridging Stone's diary is to get into it. I don't like the movie. I don't like the movie. I don't like the movie. I liked her in the movie.
Speaker: That was like a chick flick. She wasn't sexy or anything like that. But she carries the extra weight well. I'm trying to end this show, you assholes. We're waiting on you. We're vamping while you're getting songs queued.
Speaker: Are you sure you don't want to come back for the after -show Michael yeah, I'm doing a lot of good job you're doing a good job
Speaker: But that girl, she was in Top Gun, too. What's her name? She did all the Count Hanks. Oh, Meg Ryan? Meg Ryan, yeah. You think she's hell at the Top Gun? Yeah. Well, anyways, boys. Tell me you love me forever or lose me forever. Take me to bed or lose me forever. Tell me to be the better or lose me forever. Show me the way home, buddy.
Speaker: Yeah, I actually did a TikTok video. She made I think I received it. I could do it again. I mean, she was she was brilliant in that movie because she was the one that actually made you care about Goose because Goose was really cool. But it was a relationship with him and in Meg Ryan. Then when he died in that movie, that was that's what killed your heart. Just just come back for the after show, Michael. If the movie is 40 years old,
Speaker: Just come back for the after show and we can have this conversation. Go ahead and roll the credits. Thank you guys for hanging out. Thank you guys for listening. We appreciate y 'all being with us again for another episode. It was something else tonight. Jeffrey, Michael, I love you guys. I do mean that.
Speaker: As much as we bust each other's balls, but I do love you guys. If you guys aren't already, make sure you follow us on social media. Mike's like, I only question it every fucking day. Why do you think I was so happy you got brought in, Mike? You're the base of the totem pole, bro. Why do you think I was happy you got brought in? I was like, he'd take it off of me. Yeah, like I said, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out.
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Speaker: And yes, as Tina said, do not forget why you're on our social medias. Go give us a vote. Vote on the starting five, not only our starting five, but brand new this week. Yeah. The chatter's box of champions is brand new this week for the first time. So
Speaker: It is up on Facebook currently. So, so go do all that jazz. You can also email us if you want to take part in the chatters box, the champions, or if you just want to email us about whatever, feel free to email us every time. No, because if I don't do it right away, Chris will go on for three hours waiting for me to tell me he's done. We're going to end this. I have done it.
Speaker: We're gonna end this the only way we know how with our guys. I'm gonna fry chicken. From BlacktopMojo, the official showcloser, a little wicked woman. If you're not already, go check out BlacktopMojo. Follow them on all social media. Check them out wherever you stream music. Let them know we sent you. Here we go, boy!
Speaker: she likes the night she likes the blood on her hands she dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red she whispers prayers into the wind and she commutes with the
Speaker: She throws the bones in through the fire and in darkness she chants Raise the blade above her head as I began to believe she said Oh, mother in the sky, take this sacrifice
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a Speedy Mart. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put them on the roller yesterday. That's pretty good.
Speaker: No, man, like something sharp, something like I can stab to fit myself with. I've got some sharp cheddar combos over there. It's kind of like a Ritz cracker pregnant with a cheese baby. Well, let me just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and can I borrow your bathroom key as well? Yeah, bathroom key. All right. I got your bathroom key right.
Speaker: There make sure you bring that back and that'll be 1362 and I'm gonna have to have exact same so we're in a coin shortage Whatever man, okay stats I'm sorry There she goes
Speaker: I wanna live forever, now Spirit in the air, give me all your blood Make me the night like you
Speaker: Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck! Oh shit, Chuck!
Speaker: I won't live forever No spirit in the earth Give me a little bit of it Maybe you don't like it
Speaker: Doozes! Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. We'll see y 'all Wednesday night with a brand new show. Hit them with it one time, Jeffrey. Doozes! Michael! Peace out!
