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Speaker: What is up after a little break? Welcome to nonsensical nonsense. I'm Glick. episode eleven. The other guy that you just heard, that's Jeff. Yes, episode eleven. If you guys aren't already, make sure you give us a follow on social media at nonsensical nonsense and also most importantly, follow us on Spotify. That's where you'll get all the episodes when we decide to make them.
Speaker: A little bit of a break. We had a bunch of stuff you had some stuff going on and then yeah, I had some stuff Sick wife and and then you got into some stuff and sent me videos From what I could tell from the video you were pretty lit by the time you sent me said videos I
Speaker: Yeah, we we uh, well, I went over uh, Saturday afternoon after I dropped my daughter off or I did the cake and ice cream and all that stuff. Um, a buddy of mine that I met on Tiktok, he actually lives right around the corner from me. We've known him for a few months now, but we've never actually met in person. So him and a couple of friends was in the video.
Speaker: Uh, no, that, that guy that was in the video actually came down from, uh, Youngstown to basically do the same thing I was doing was, uh, was to meet me. Well, uh, they were sitting outside and out front of their apartment and, uh, they, he lives on a very, very, not his apartment, his house, but he lives on a very busy road down here, 79. And he had signs out in the front yard that said, you honk, we drink.
Speaker: So my original plan was to just go over there and meet them. Cause I hadn't met them yet. And we live so close to each other. Why not actually me? Yeah, exactly. And I was only going to have a couple of beers because I wasn't sure what was going on Saturday, um, with, with you and everything and being able to record or whatnot long ago ever hang out, have just a couple of beers and then, and then head home.
Speaker: And literally you weren't there maybe what 20 minutes and I was like, I'm ready. And you're like, yeah, I might've been there a little bit longer than that. When you messaged me and I was just like, well son of a bitch. But by that point, by that point, they had already pressured me into just like, just stay and drink. And the one guy was like, yeah, I got it. I got an extra bedroom. You can crash in there. Don't worry about it. So yeah, like I said, it was, it was mayhem here. Uh, my wife, she had, uh,
Speaker: like a stomach bug and then my son caught it and I spent the entire time just cleaning up vomit literally, but rubbing backs as they're throwing up. So I've been dealing with something the last couple of days. I've been, I actually took the day off yesterday because I just, I had no energy. I was sicker shit. My stomach was all fucked up. I wasn't puking or anything. Thankfully.
Speaker: But it's just a little bit but not much but I just my body was hurting and I was just like drain man No energy whatsoever even today. I'm still kind of just I'm here, but The exercise is what's training me. I've been exercising like I did in the well I showed in the one tick -tock video I've done an update because I haven't really weighed myself since but good exercise since I
Speaker: That's what you're about to say. It's okay. Yeah. Well, yeah. I went and I bought a, uh, what was that? I went and bought a little, uh, that was, that was me turning on the Facebook. Oh, okay. I, uh, I bought a little $3 jump rope. That's, you know, it's basically a hard wire, like hard plastic wire to jump rope with, and I, I jumped
Speaker: You know, when I was younger and in wrestling, like junior, freshman and junior year, I could jump rope for days. I do like 20 and I'm like, Oh, I'm winded. You should stop smoking. You probably weren't smoking six packs of cigarettes a day either. Yeah. Well, I don't smoke that much. I smoke a lot more than I did in high school.
Speaker: We all know how when did you get if you go back to a couple of weeks back? Yeah, I don't know. I go go back and listen to all of them. You'll see where I help his drunk ass neighbor and came back and so it's a car. Yes, I was like he was about the difference is I pushed a car the equivalent of like a block and a half by myself. While this drunk fuck just sat in the car and I'm still a Nissan Sentra.
Speaker: It's not a small car. It's about the size of a Volkswagen Jetta. It's a small car. Well, it's it's it's small when you drive it, but try pushing the fucker. Well, also, it's sandals no less. Also, when you're when you're the size of Frodo Baggins, you're. Yeah, well, it's like Ant -Man pushing a Hot Wheels car. But it has basically.
Speaker: Airman has the same strength of power that he does when he shrunk down as he would as a full grown man. That's why he so strong. I don't know. I'm I'm I consider myself not a strong person, but I'm I'm strong for my size. But what's up, Robbie? I thought that thing was going to kill me. Well, you know, we've talked about this before. We're also, you know, at our 40, getting close to 40 and
Speaker: We're not as young and indestructible as we used to be. We're smarter, so does fragile. We're fragile. But we're fragile, yes. That's definitely the word. And we talked about this before, but I don't feel 40. I still feel like I could do... I remember in high school, I could do backflips.
Speaker: Days on end. I don't I'm afraid to actually try attempt one into now I don't feel 40 either most days. I wake up and feel 80 So in the morning in the morning, I feel every bit of my age times 14 but You know if I'm you know you know I build stuff all the time. Oh speaking of building stuff oh the I finally got the the price for
Speaker: We were talking about that this morning I I got it weighed and and I am impressed that you got the weight pretty close with just About picture just a picture. I said I said about five pounds give or take a pound or two and it's actually four pounds Like eight ounces something like that so basically I have a future as a Carney worker and
Speaker: There you go that that's about pretty much it came out to one point eight five kilos and Here's the kicker The price changed by about four dollars Thank you For shipping for shipping We talked about the other day you're saying that shipping was gonna be like a hundred one twenty five Yeah, there's a hundred twenty five dollars
Speaker: Now it's 114. So that kills that project real quick. Although the client is, has said, go ahead. You already built them. I've, I've, I've already said I'll take them. So Friday he sent in the cash and they are shipping out Friday afternoon or Monday morning.
Speaker: three -day ship But yeah, it's ridiculous something that cost 30 38 bucks and It's a hundred and fourteen hundred and fifteen dollars just a ship. That's a bit ridiculous It's not the great business model that I would hoped it would be
Speaker: Yeah, so is that Jesus Christ like I said it kills that project real quick Yeah, is that just because you're shipping to the states is that why the price increases there? Well the odd thing is about Eight months ago. My wife had a friend of hers He lives in Germany, and he wanted a certain bottle tequila. It's like a fourth four hundred dollar bottle tequila mm -hmm and
Speaker: The price for shipping was like a hundred bucks, but the bottle of tequila was like $400 so and you know it's alcohol. It's fragile and with insurance and everything it was a hundred bucks Now and it weighs roughly because the box it's in it's roughly the same size, but thicker mm -hmm than What I'm shipping Well it weighs it weighs more
Speaker: The dimensions are roughly the same except for it's almost like three of them thick Yeah Because it's a it's a it's a it's a complex box it opens up, and it's all pretty and stuff, but You know when I called DHL. I said they said what is it? I said well. It's it's it's art Yes, I said that's the best way. I can explain. It's it's a wall hanging it basically picture and
Speaker: I I said it's 3d wall art and the guy was like what I say. It's a picture And he says how much is away I said 1 .85 kilos downstairs and He's like okay. What are the dimensions? I gave him the dimensions. I said it's about two and a half inches thick and
Speaker: It's uh 15 inches by 20 inches and i've gave him the dimensions and centimeters obviously And he's like, okay, and he does the math real quick. He's like it's 115. I was like what? I see you're kidding me. I said that's like four dollars cheaper or six dollars cheaper than when I called and I said it was twice his weight Because I originally guessed it at four kilos because I have to do it in kilos. So you know kilos and pounds to me are You know
Speaker: After 20 years, I'm still like, yeah, that's a kilo. Yeah. And sure, why not? And I actually, I looked up online what things weigh about a kilo. And it was like a liter of Coke. And I grabbed a liter of Coke. And I'm like, yep, that's a kilo. Why don't you just Google kilos to pounds? Oh, I did. I did. Yeah, it's 2 .2. A kilo is 2 .2 pounds.
Speaker: But once again, it's like, you know, you're holding the thing. You're like, there's no way in hell this is 2 .2 pounds. Yeah. And it's actually more than 2 .2 pounds. It's literally closer to four pounds. So is.
Speaker: Is DHL the only shipping that you guys have down there? You can do DHL, FedEx. You can do UPS. The problem is I'm actually going to go and check with other companies as well. The problem is DHL is the only one that answers the damn phone. Yeah, that was my thought exactly. I literally, you know, you go online and you could put in, you know, DHL
Speaker: Cancun and it says here's a number okay cool, so I put in UPS Cancun. Here's a number With a FedEx number and it gives me the numbers and I call and it rings and it rings and I'm like this is retarded So the the nice thing is they all are close to each other. They're all in the same building which I find hilarious and
Speaker: It's kind of like a car dealerships right next to each other So when I when I do go to ship all I'll literally walk to all three and be like, okay, what do you give me? what's your price, you know and Whatever difference whatever whichever one's cheaper is the one I'll send it and then I can be like hey I'm sending you back, you know five bucks or
Speaker: I'm keeping a $5 tip. Yeah, that's just insane how much it costs. Yeah, it's retarded. It's retarded. Because I guarantee you, 10 years ago, it would cost me like $20. I don't ship much. It's not even express shipping. It's three to five days. And when I do ship stuff, I just take it right to the post office.
Speaker: The post office, I mean, for the most part, they don't charge you by your weight, depending on what it is. Well, yeah, but that's snail mail. I thought it was snail mail, but the problem with doing snail mail down here is things tend to get lost really quick. Well, I just, I just shipped something down to summer because her birthday's Friday. Oh, so birthday summer. I don't think she's in here yet. She, she, no, she might be. She, she'd have commented already.
Speaker: Yeah. One of her personalities. But you know, it's it's it's it was two to three.
Speaker: two to four days. They're saying there should be there by Saturday. So that's the post office and it was $15 and it was a decent sized box. Granted, it wasn't heavy, but it's based off of the box size, not the weight. I know there are things that are based off of weight and shit like that through the post office, but I've shipped other stuff through the mail and I've never had any issues with it. And they offer you insurance and this, that and the other thing if you need it, but.
Speaker: Well, yeah, that's not including insurance. Yeah. Oh, so like. Yeah, I am. It's about one hundred and seventy five degrees up here today. So everybody's got their motorcycles. Oh, it's stupid hot today. Well, I did the smart one last night, though. I did the smart one last night. My wife and her friend were over and they're like, oh, we want chips. And I was like, well, all the closed stores that are
Speaker: literally like a block away or close cause it's 10 o 'clock. I said, however, I'm a summer there. Yeah. I said, uh, I said, you know, if you want, I'll go to Oxo. I'll take the 20 minute walk because I'm almost out of cigarettes. And then, uh, so I went there. So I got my cigarette. So I didn't, cause my wife was like, but it's almost 11. I said, I get that, but walking at noon,
Speaker: Like walking through hell. Yeah, exactly Because you walk with a knife in front of you not because of any danger because of the humidity to cut it It's ridiculous. Well in Ohio we we went from Winter last week still being weird It was that bipolar time a year for Ohio. It's like today. It's gonna be 80. Oh
Speaker: tomorrow, it's going to be 20 and snowing and then the next day, we're going to have it's the end Haitian. It's the end Haitian weather. Yeah. I mean, I'm out. I mean, I'm out. But now we've officially went from winter
Speaker: bipolar to hell and summers showed up and um it's like it was like almost 90 degrees today and uh you know much much like with you down there when the heat gets here in Ohio it is very you it's easily noticeable yes yeah it
Speaker: but and and working in a warehouse, it's even more noticeable because our warehouse is not a warehouse like you would think. It's just an old building that a big ass roof. Yeah. It's a roof. It's a which is basically a microwave. Yeah. So outside, it was almost 90 today inside the warehouse. It was probably about like 110. Yeah. Well, yeah, I lost four pounds today.
Speaker: When we when we were in Knox County Career Center, you where did you work as a your your work up? Instead of going to class Instead of going class you went to work, right? I worked at the cousin. Okay. Yeah, you went to cozying I worked for North Central Insulation. Mmm, and I would get there and you know, unfortunately, I'd get there like one or two and The trucks leave at 6 a .m. So I got stuck
Speaker: Sorting in the warehouse and I sorted different types of insulation Mm -hmm, so it's it's a giant metal microwave box with insulation in it I'd be they had a shredder that you would shred Insulation make the blown insulation. It was hell on earth I hated that job
Speaker: I got yelled at because I called summer summer. That's not her name. That's pretty girl. Hello, pretty girl. And she's already, um, I'm sorry. I'm not going to call you pretty girl because my wife will hear it. And then I'll get yelled at too. She is currently in our, and I don't know why the comments aren't coming up here in house, but she is currently cursing the Haps name all over the place. She's got a boycott half hat Haps app.
Speaker: I'm sorry. Bill Hapsapp, POS Haps, Haps. I'm sorry, but Haps has been pretty decent to us in the past couple of episodes. She's, she's losing her ever loving mind. But, well, yeah, I was fortunate enough with Kekozin. I, you know, I went to work in the morning, so I would go to work in the morning and I had that one class at the end of the day, which was my English class.
Speaker: And then I went, which was a joke. Yeah. I got, you know, I got a passing grade because that old bitch hated me. And she's like, if you do this, this, and this, then I'll just pass you and just get out of my face. So that's how I got past a junior year or not junior year, a sophomore year of high school. They haven't been decent to her and Haps can get glass. But, um,
Speaker: No, so you know, then I would just leave school and and it go and then go to work at cruisers because I still work there our senior year right so Which was nice, but you know you go from working outside Go to school with it going and working in the ac. So Yeah, it's a huge difference. Yeah But you said you have a story for us. Is that correct?
Speaker: you said you have stories you actually this is what blew my mind you know generally all you do for this podcast is turn on your camera and never stop talking well here lies the problem here lies the problem i have one phone and if you go off
Speaker: Phone on Haps it will literally kick me off the the video. Well, you know what you could do You could go get you a notebook and this this really cool thing is called a pen or a pencil. Oh, I don't even start Pens and pencils and papers disappeared I literally bought for
Speaker: as a joke for their birthday, I bought a packet of colored pens so that they can do homework and whatever as a joke. There was like 200 of them. It was only like five bucks. They're really cheap, but there was 200 of them. I can't find a single one. Well, I know that struggle all too well. Yeah.
Speaker: having kids of my own. I went out and bought a box of pencils not too long ago because my middle daughter when she has reports and stuff do
Speaker: like to tell me the day before. So, I find myself going to Staples quite a bit but they have this box of pens, pencils. They're really nice pencils. They're pretty sharpened. Um you know, like a dollar fifty. So, I think there's like twelve pencils in there. So, I took them and I didn't take them. I bought them. I didn't steal them. You just shove them down your pants. Nothing to see here. I'm very excited to be in this store.
Speaker: When I want to jerk off, I go to Staples .com. Well, I bought them and I brought them home and I hit them and you know, I'm like, you know, when they're like my son, he uses them more than anything but uh I have I have pencil strategically placed throughout my apartment in different rooms so
Speaker: one of
Speaker: My beetle in there, and I did a lot of work my beetle in there But it's mostly a carpentry shop, and he would go to the store and he'd buy 150 pencils walk in the door and just throw them in every direction So and he did it one day, and I was like Chris. What the hell are you doing? He's like I can never find a pencil I'm like gee. I wonder why he is no now go to any area of the shop you'll find a pencil and I was like
Speaker: Okay. So I walked across the room. I was like, I'll be damned. There's one. Well, uh, now the summer has, it has a new hashtag hashtag kill staples. Yeah. So you get turned you on that. Now I know why you never want to play hashtag kill.
Speaker: summer if you want to get him turned on you just take him to Staples. All this can be yours if you spend some time with me. I'll buy you anything you want. Can I get a ream of paper? Am I a whore for Staples?
Speaker: Can I get can I get a ream of paper? Oh, look at this. Look at this ruler. It's not just any ruler. It's a protractor. Is that a compass? Look at that desk chair. I'll tell you what. Speaking of freaking out over mundane stuff, a friend of mine that I went to high school with
Speaker: She posted on Facebook about a month ago. She's like I'm so excited. I just ordered my new fridge and non sarcastically I said I'm excited for you And then I literally as soon as I sent that I was like I sent another message saying I don't know why I'm excited But I'm excited for you
Speaker: You it makes you feel like an adult like when I when my wife and I bought the house You know, I was like, holy shit wheel. We own a building I've always thought about that when I was kid you felt like an adult because you bought a house I felt like an adult because I bought a soundbar. We are not the same
