Nonsensical Nonsense: Warning knuckleheads inside

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Speaker: Hey, y 'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are short, the box is full, my bottle of glue's topped off, from my helmet's on tight. Baby, we bought the rhythm with the tism. Let's get with it.

Speaker: Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches. that Why, baby? Nikki goes, why? Every time. Every time. We're getting a little bit out of control. You know, one of these days I might actually figure out how in the hell to possibly make just one clean video of those three things.

Speaker: Yeah, Blaze and I literally just spent like two days editing things, so it's not as hard as it sounds.

Speaker: Yes, yes, yes, yes. It's not the difficulty level. Let me rephrase that. One of these days I might be able to figure out a way to add more things to my plate and add more time to my day.

Speaker: Well, I'll tell you what, buddy, send me all, you know what, I'll take care of it. I'll have it done by next step. Jesus. fucking are How about you take the initiative? You know, I've been busy in the last couple of few weeks and in those last couple of few weeks, nothing at all has been posted on social media. Sounds like a you problem. If I'm not mistaken.

Speaker: I'm pretty sure I'll take care of it, guys. Because it's my show and I do everything. I'm tired of fucking because I asking and asking and asking. I should fuck it. The only way it's going to get done is if I fucking do it myself.

Speaker: so ah I'm guilty. And I was right. The only way it gets done is if I do it myself. So stop complaining. Like Connor, where the fuck is Connor? Did he forget that it's Saturday? Did Connor forget it was fucking Saturday? He's supposed to be doing a fucking show? My guess. Guys, I can't do, I can't do Wednesdays anymore, that time but I'm still gonna do Saturdays. How is Connor? I haven't seen him in a while.

Speaker: I don't know what he's doing, honestly. I honestly don't know. I haven't talked to him. but i know he's alive so we were stevenson comment monday in the group chat that's problem I do. Yes, I see his his his chats and he said I was everybody out there in audience land doing that's what I really want to know. Right? ah Yeah, cuz well, let's go ahead and do an intro as as quick as messing with his

Speaker: Uh, while you're going there and fiddling with your computer in there, sir, welcome everybody to nonsense. Well, nonsense, the open door challenge episode will see, see, I try to take something off your plate. What just happened? See, see how he is tonight's going to be fun. I'll do it tonight. No, no, no. I just, I just give you a taste of your own medicine.

Speaker: I'm going to do an intro, but it's going to take 45 minutes because Jeff won't shut the fuck up and allow it in short to be done. tiny that's That's actually that's actually on me. I'll do it. Do it. Well, are you going to do it or you want me to do it? As I actually practiced over the over on Thursday, we practiced doing it like 14 times.

Speaker: Oh, man. That shit was fun. There's some bloopers. There's some bloopers saved. I got some bloopers saved. Did you save them? Excellent. Well, OK. So welcome, everybody, to the Saturday show, the nonsensical nonsense show, Open Door Challenge, where we open the door and let you come up and and be part of conversation if you wish. It's not, um it's not mandatory, but I'm in calling it now. It's mandatory. It'd be a whole lot cooler if you did. It'd be a whole lot cooler if you did. All right, all right, all right. Whether love us or if you hate us. And we actually encourage the ones who hate us the most to hit that link and come in here and please explain. Explain yourselves. Yeah. We're going to put you on trial.

Speaker: But you won't because you'll go, I'm not going to go on their show because then they get home field advantage and they're going to bully me. You're goddamn right. We're going to bully you i because you're a pussy who hides behind keyboards. Wait, wait, wait. How do you get home field advantage? Because it's our show, on our network. well what and So we would have home field advantage. There's zero advantage. It's the same internet. Exactly. It comes down to my internet.

Speaker: oh okay yeah there you go yeah this is my show my internet in my world it's clicks world wide web as we discussed on wednesday night i'm essentially a god jeff not the god and no i refuse to give you that moniker i refuse it's not gonna happen i'm pulling it now your sainthood is revoked sir ah

Speaker: I've called it now. it's It's officially official. Well, I have changed my name. You can follow us at bio dot link slash nonsensical network, where you can find all our social media, even though it's all good all the time.

Speaker: um and And you can give me. pop in of course ah as our haters always say we always talk about our merch line is also in the bio link so you can actually go to there buy a t -shirt buy an upcoming hat buy a tumblr buy a mug buy something because you know fuel our egos of course his ego let's be honest it's his ego i don't have an ego

Speaker: Yeah. That's coming soon. Your hat's coming soon. um And of course, this is being Saturday. It is the nonsensical nonsense show, the open door challenge. I'm going to go ahead and just for just some giggles, I'm dropping the link. It's in the chat. I got to go on to rumble and do it separately. Oh, yes. How annoying is that? So I have to actually go on to rumble and drop the link in the chat. That is The only downfall I've so found so far about Rumble is I have to actually drop the link separately, and I'm not gonna find us, which is not easy. Well, it's easy as in it's there, but it's kind of a pain in the butt. So there, it's on Rumble too. I just put it in Rumble. So it's now on Rumble.

Speaker: Anybody wants to come up can come up. We're going to be here for the next couple of hours. We're shooting the shit talking about what we're talking about. And why am I the only one on the screen? Because I had to go let my dog in. So I stood up. So I walked away to my door and I, um, so I took my camera off, but I am here. I'm here in spirit. I assumed you went and did what you did while we were, while we were editing the other day.

Speaker: You got up, left your earbuds in, went to the bathroom, and it sounded like I was in the toilet while you were visiting. Did I really? but Oh, yeah. It was hilarious. Oh, man. We were like so tired. Like, go back to recording and watch. It's close to the end. It was, I think it was while we were... Was it when we were recording or what is it? It wasn't while we were recording. I think it was during break, so we might have edited it out. So I might have watched it, but...

Speaker: But it was kind of hilarious because you, we were waiting for a break and the break came up and we pause the recording real quick and we both had to pass because. Yeah. Yeah. It was very long. Yes, we did. Well, we edit it for a couple hours and then we, uh, worked on our upcoming project. Yeah. like That's supposed to debut next Friday.

Speaker: Yes. And by the way, guys, I do have a ah show to load up for for last night. I, I hit some, some ignorant problems on my own, on my side when it comes. well it's It's not really ignorant problems. It's, it's this technical issues. This is our first one. This is the new format, I guess you would say for what we're doing. oh Well, technically it was, it was ignorance because I didn't know what I was doing on that front. But yeah i think' as you and I were talking today, I don't know how to do it either.

Speaker: Um, and learning now, but that's not why we're here. We're not here to talk about that. Well, you know, so that's coming up. Um, and we can kind of spill the beans. We, we did a commentary on, uh, on the presidential debate as it happened. Oh, yes. Yes. Um, is what we're going to be uploading. It's funny. It's, you know, we, we don't take ourselves too serious, but the best part is when you lost your fucking mind and we're screaming at me.

Speaker: It was the funniest thing ever. We weren't serious. like It wasn't like you were angry with me. We were arguing, as one does. But but you were like, what are you talking about? And I was like, oh my god. Did I? I don't remember. It's close to the end.

Speaker: because we were we were getting into finer points of oh go yes yes and you were all up in arms and I was just like all right whatever I got I got a little heat I didn't get that heated guys yeah well but but with the beauty of it is you didn't get heated at me you got heated at the the argument which is the oh Yeah, yeah, you know, that's that's actually the whole point. I 100 % agree. And we even mentioned that it's not about who you're talking to. It's about what you're talking about. And it's about, you know, as we as we quickly realize, we can argue all night about a subject and still be friends in the morning.

Speaker: I didn't want to argue. yeah Not that night. It was fun to watch though. it was it was it was a It was an interesting time for sure. And I can't wait to figure finish figuring out the the bitrate stuff and getting it uploaded for everybody to watch. Yeah. And that's going to be directly on our YouTube channel, correct? ah Well, I'm going to upload it from ah our stream yard as a live, probably sometime Right. twenty four hours you know You and I discussed that. You literally just present your screen and hit play. Yes, but I was also ah doing i what i want what my plan was, was to upload it, hit the play live button and it turned over to my other laptop and work on my work. Yeah, exactly. And and you know, I think that's going to be the best way to do it. So it goes to all platforms.

Speaker: um Yes, exactly. and And that way you can watch it anywhere you find. ah Now, are we going to upload the audio? Yes, I'm going to upload the auto to Zincaster as well. And Glenn made a comment earlier today that, are we on with rumble? Yeah, we are on rumble as well. Oh, apparently it might be pretty good on rumble. So.

Speaker: yeah Yeah, I think it would play excellently on rumble. The rumble is like you have to yeah play separate hit record separately on rumble. Correct, Rick? When you do rumble on on the live, you have to do separate, right? and no it gave me the oh No, no, no, no. no you You just have to go into the rumble studio because there's a rumble app.

Speaker: And then there's a Rumble Studio app. You just have to go into the Rumble Studio app and create a studio in there so that we can use it on here. And then when we go live, it ah automatically yes automatically goes live. I mean, I could, I could show you guys how to do it. Like backstage, share the screen and show you how to do it because you literally like, when you create a studio in here, you just click Rumble.

Speaker: And then, you know, when you bring, when you click, okay. And then it brings up all the places you're going to ah just go down to rumble and expand it. And, um okay. And it expands it. Yeah. And you guys, problems yeah, fair. Okay. Which I know is hard for some people. You'd be surprised.

Speaker: ah I work with you, I'm not that fucking surprised. This is a fact. But yeah, the beauty of the beauty of what Blaze and I have coming up as a as an additional show, that's going to be taking over for whose argument it is anyways for right now. I tell you, like I but like i like i tell PJ Dill, you focus on one project at a time.

Speaker: Well, okay, and I'm about to give the reason. I'm about to give the reason. Because I got, because I, because my brain don't work that way. Not, not, not you, not you, not you, bla not you, not you. No, neither does mine. That's why, that's why I do six shows differences. Jeff can't even do one show on his own, on his own, on his own. And then he's already doing something else because we don't know what's going on with Jeff's garage. Well, is it, is it a thing or is it not a thing? I have to get ahold of my clothes. Um,

Speaker: No, but the the the reason why the new project is going to be kind of temporarily taking over whose arguments anyways is because Blaze is so busy right now with school and everything. It's harder for him to find guests to actually do that show. So we we found something we can do. I find them all he has to do is talk to them.

Speaker: Oh, I know. Well, he's got score, so he may not be available. for we pre Yeah, it's, it's, it's the, yeah, it's, so it's a whole going into pre -record because if I schedule anything with anybody, I can, it's my, my schedule's all over the place right now. So ah Jeff is, I know Jeff is too, for this other project, we can, we can, it's, it's going to be pre -record and we can just do it when our, when our schedules mash up and Get her, get her done. Get her done. Is that, is that please? Take her easy, take her Take her, Please also doesn't use Facebook. Like, like we do where I'm a, I'm actually a member of like eight podcast guest groups. Right.

Speaker: And I joined them because I was like, I'm never going to get musical guests on my show. What the hell am I doing? Thinking I can do a musical interview show. And now, as we see, I'm booked all the way into October ah from June. I was booked into October. is So I haven't had to use those po those Facebook podcasts. Speaking of speaking of ah Facebook group pages.

Speaker: Yes. I'd like to address what to do in NERC. If any of you NERCians are listening and are on this page. What? NERCians. NERCians. New York, New Yorkians, New Yorkians. NERC, NERCians. That's how you say it around here. NERC, NERCians. Yeah. That are a part of this group and they may or may not be listening to. We are not allowed to post or comment in that group until December 15th of this year, I've made three posts. One was to promote the, uh, the axe throwing places, one year anniversary. And that's, so and that's the one, and that's the one that got me, got me in trouble. apparently So I posted two other times with the show saying, Hey, there, this is fun to do. And they're closer to the nonsensical network.

Speaker: I'm in trouble. Mind you, these are the these are the most recent posts. I've been periodically checking to see when our trick or treat is. And I found this today. Go to the goddamn Columbus Dispatch has been in there for two weeks, you fucking moron. Oh, this is from three hours ago. Is there anything going on today in Newark? Seen a lot of flags out today. Saturday game. day specials at bigcky um What's going on in New York? Yeah, what's going on in Newark? I got blocked. I got in trouble because I made a post for Newark.

Speaker: for Buckeye axe throwing there in newark for their one year birthday anniversary, which is in work downtown work and it was under going on. And it's a page dedicated to what's going on in there. And he got all these fucking. Yeah, I'm looking for a nanny for nights and weekends. Anyone hear gunshots?

Speaker: So, dear, dear participants and admins of what to do in New York, Ohio, I would like you to kindly reference this video. Except my dick can eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.

Speaker: I don't blame you. You know, what is what to do in Merrick, Ohio? I don't know. Support your local fucking community. There's an idea, you fucking twats. And guess what? I'm going to be around town more often, too. So you're going to get to hear and see my face and hear my voice a lot. So you better grow to love me, you sons of bitches, because I'm a goddamn god. i Have a similar issue um There's there's an expat group on Facebook where you can post what expat things do and I post on there and They're like you can't post this and except on Thursdays. I'm like what the fuck You know if I need something now, I have to wait till fucking Thursday Fuck you. This is why this is why I don't use Facebook. It seems like it's a headache in my life that I don't need and Yeah. and And I will say this, the there are other Newark Facebook pages and shout out to you people, especially like the Newark paranormal ghost people or whatever your page is called. I can't remember what it is. Shout out to you guys because you let me post my stupid podcast stuff. And I don't think they actually look at their stuff because i those center as well they do because people like it. Yeah. People like it. Yeah.

Speaker: yeah i Don't know but and and shout out to other New York Facebook pages who allow us to shop but what to do in there We're giving you fuck or something to do in there. No You could come over here and be a part of the show and sit on the patio and have a oh tasty glass of water with me like what I Would like I would like to address something about a new work I Was I was there what was that last weekend that was last Saturday? Yeah i saturday yeah And Oh my God. I was so impressed. That place is pretty fucking awesome.

Speaker: i feel my mo Glick does not paint the prettiest picture of yours. Oh man. We shut the bar low, my friend. We shut the bar low. And then Blaze gets there and he's like, wow, I thought this place was going to be a fucking shit hole. I fucking enjoyed my time there. So Sunday,

Speaker: I originally went to HFC if you wanted to go, you know, meet up for dinner or whatnot, but I um i grabbed my camera and I drove around the area all day long, just yeah exploring. And there's so much to see. It's like, I'm i'm definitely gonna make it a habit to come up around that area a little bit more often. It's fucking gorgeous. Maybe not during the winters, but. Well, yeah, so that area, that central Ohio area,

Speaker: in general is gorgeous. Yeah. It's the people. Let's be honest. The people in central Ohio are kind of weird. not Not everybody's bad. Not everybody. I mean, just christ dude, people are weird where I'm at, but it's out so far out in the rural area. Like it's like Newark has that rural feel like on the outskirts. but You go in and it's not a metropolitan, but it's a big enough city that it's got like this vibrant downtown feel.

Speaker: They got shit going on. I got that old architecture going down on down there. They got, they got some new agey shit. Like they're fucking smoothie shop outside. Look pretty bad ass. The ah statues. Um, I went to a trailer park just driving around. Um, Amber trailer park, I think it is dude is tucked in. Like when, when, when I think of trailer parks where I live here in Kentucky, it's there, they're fucking shit holes. They're like, they're freaking,

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. elder of just Yeah. But so that trailer park was like, it was a close community. Like you have to put an application in. Yeah. get part it's in But you go off and it is, it's, it's, it's like these, what bla is this it's like a, it's like you drive around and everybody's, all the neighbors are like talking to each other and just Howling around. and i'm like I will give Ohio that credit. I will give Ohio that credit is, is it's, it's neighbor friendly. Most. i I was, I was, I was waiting to, I was waiting to hear. I was waiting to get a message from Blaze going, Hey, I put an application in an apartment complex. I'm moving to nerd.

Speaker: the way you talking about it but i can't Don't get me wrong. It did. It definitely, it definitely crossed my it has crossed my mind, but I am not at a place to move at the moment. Just start my school. Go there in the winter. Go there in the winter. The winner, and that's what I told him. i so That's what I told him. I said, the winners are hit or miss here. Most of our winners are winners since I've been home have been mild. we've had one We've had one bad winner, I think. Maybe two since I've been home. And I've been home six years.

Speaker: And it wasn't bad the whole winter. It was like a week, if that, where there was like a few days where the temperature with the wind chill dropped down to like negative 30, but it only lasted a couple of days. And it's not like we got 18 feet of snow. It was just fucking cold. The best saying that you describe Ohio is if you don't like the weather, wait a minute. Shout out to global warming. The north is becoming the south, baby. It's warm up here all year round. In the south is the sun. Good thing the earth is flat.

Speaker: Fucking fucking. Fucking fucking. I'm sorry, there's nothing funnier than watching bladder people. No, no, that's what I said. They're trying to get past the ice wall and I'm like, yeah, yeah. I I set the bar very low for for NRCA high. And then when people come here, they're like, wow.

Speaker: This is actually really nice. so like yeah think i watch tell everybody our fucking secrets yeah yeah that's that's the way that well i wear lyn oregon is

Speaker: it's It's nice here for a reason because everybody thinks it sucks here and nobody comes here and we want to keep it that way. It's a shithole. Don't go. It's a shithole.

Speaker: All my neighbors are, are, are hookers and meth heads and pimps and crack dealers. You don't want to live in my neighborhood. I've been in six shootouts just today. I actually watched a video the other day. do it Oh, go ahead. just Sorry. Sorry. It was, it was, uh, what Europeans think Americans do every day. and it's And it's like, they show you wake up in your house in California.

Speaker: And you swim in your swimming pool, then you get in your Porsche and you drive to New York to to work your job. It's like, you know, they don't, Europeans don't realize, ah according to this video, Europeans don't realize how big the US is. so funny because they're like And then you go down to Florida and you buy your meth. And I was like, wait, what?

Speaker: why you know it's all you like yeah yeah you're bre mean When you live in this area of of the country like the Midwest, the Kentucky, Indiana, Ohio, like you can get to all these states in a day. you know you've been here The most part yeah farther you go out west, those states get bigger and like those drives like go from like some parts of like Oregon down to California or Washington or Montana. yeah and i can I think I could make it down to Tampa from here in like 14 hours, I think maybe 15.

Speaker: Yeah. south South Carolina Charleston from here is like eight or 10 hours. I mean, I can get up to, I can get up to Ann Arbor, Michigan in three. I can, you know, we can get down to your your area and put three, four.

Speaker: Not too bad. Here we are, lady with the anti -American, blah, blah, blah, blah. Americans don't know nothing. We're so smart in Europe. Well, yeah, we were so smart. And why did the Germans take half your fucking country over with ease? And then you needed us to come save you.

Speaker: Satire. Not once, but twice. Shots fired. Don't you guys still rule by the English anyways? I'm just kidding. I'm in a, I'm in a mood tonight. All right. I'm in a mood tonight. I'm in a mood tonight. I was dead all night last, or last Saturday. Oh look, conter his bad boyfriend. Jesus Christ. Wow. How do you believe?

Speaker: Right there buddy. It even says sexiest gay couple you've ever seen. No, I disagree with that. I think Doc and I are much better looking together, but I mean, that's just my personal opinion. Yeah, they look pretty good together. See? Hah, hah, suck it Connor. Literally, I had to figure it out. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Doc, Connor, don't move for one second. Why is he so funny? Doesn't that look like a before and after?

Speaker: That really does look like a before and after. A beard, a before beard, an after beard. I'm like heavily teasing you, by the way. I'm just in rare form tonight. and I started out yelling at Jeff at the beginning of the show. No,

Speaker: no I am a god. I'm not god. I don't want the Christian to get all mad. Ron, Sensical Ron says we'll protest us.

Speaker: Anywho, I didn't say your country. Did I say a country specifically? Open your ear holes. You actually didn't say your country. What do you mean? I said half of the country. Like your. What do you mean your country? Because that's what you mean, huh?

Speaker: my yeah I wait for Leggy to come up here and start yelling at everybody. Leggy, Leggy, Leggy. I am in a mood tonight. but Well, I'm sorry about your friend. Then you come in here and laugh because they're just fucking jokes. Fuck you and your jokes, Glick. And your shirt. Your stupid ass shirt. Ooh, you're in a mood too.

Speaker: oh man oh yeah all this saturday I made him rage quit. ah then you rage no g like rock oh

Speaker: i made him rage quick Look, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not over here like bragging about a win today. I'm like Ohio state who last week you'd have thought they won a national championship. You beat Western Michigan and then you needed a bye week before you play whatever Marshall next week. So calm down. Did I set the schedule? Do I look like their head coach?

Speaker: Hey, did i I just put on this, I just put on my Michigan gear because it's fucking Saturday and I wanted to wear my Michigan clothes. Support your team. Europe isn't country fuck nugget.

Speaker: and patient line but that's a continent It's like McNugget, but what the fuck? Again, they're jokes. They're jokes. Nobody's here for facts. They're here for Saturday night. Unhinged lunatics. All right. I moved continent. The Germans took over like half of your continent. Is that better? With ease, might I mind, might I remind you? but We have some German chocolate. Would you like it, Italy? Yeah, sure. Here's our country. I know you're not in Italy. oh Just making fun of the Italians right now.

Speaker: um french came up I don't understand how but Germany that never made sense to me. I don't think anything makes sense to me. I'm in a joking mood. I've been a good mood. I'm in a joking mood. I'm gonna blow me mood. Well, he got Doc right beside you. I don't say Doc get to work.

Speaker: matt use us first and if you had do it live I'm not digging because I do jokes. Not everybody takes me so serious. i yeah And if you want to take somebody serious, there are other broadcasters that are super serious all the time that don't like but when people comment on their show and they and they and they bash them and ban them. as ah or or super tuesday rock cat that like to make their own sport shows think they're unique

Speaker: We're all just joking tonight. We're all going to have a good night. We're all going to have fun. I am sorry for your loss though. That sucks. That I won't joke around about. That I won't joke around about.

Speaker: we'll give it money i came and missing the sorry i was easy the the only The only death lover joke about is Jess because you know it's going to be something hilarious like dying so It's going to be, it's going to be a public service announcement. Dying while eating 17 Big Macs or using his homemade table saw and it falls out of his sandals and takes a saw blade to the chest or gets eaten by the **** neighbors or something. It'll be self -inflicted. They're eaten by a chihuahua. Yes. Who are we talking about?

Speaker: yeah yeah Oh, yeah. I've seen that. I've seen that last week, please.

Speaker: Like what? Digging. going. Anyways, before we get before we get too too far into the show. um You're a bitch. Delayed on my part.

Speaker: no that would be your mom but nonetheless. Save that save that conversation. Save that conversation for Monday nights. Alright. When people actually give a **** about your feelings. Saturday nights **** your feelings. But my mama said, hey, at least she's alive. Why are alligators? My mama said alligators are honory because they got so many teeth in and know yeah out and tea get loaded

Speaker: but but bad bro the problem about oxing that is is actually fitting and blame us shit any health girl knockwood passes the thick water boy Oh My god, what want it now child Oh Lord mama says alligators are so horny because they got all that water and no bitches

Speaker: But it's going on. So Blaze on a scale of one to ten, how high are you? On a scale of one. four a slight gal of Sixty nine, sixty nine, sixty nine. That was the number for my order earlier.

Speaker: On a scale of one to giraffe vagina, how high are you?

Speaker: draft mouth. thats happened right um I need to extend my daughter login information real quick. oh was She wants to watch Hamilton for like the 15th time. Buggy. Buggy wants to watch Hamilton. I see.

Speaker: So I finished that first season of Interview with a Vampire. What'd you think? And um I like it. It's not it's not bad. um I think I'm going to have to go watch. I think the second season is airing or out? or oh the Season two's out because I've watched both seasons. Okay, then I'll have to. that the the young The younger vampire, they changed the actress. but it's Oh, Claudia? Yeah, they changed her out because the the girl that played her, Claudia, in the first season, she got a job on Avatar. Yeah. So since you've already seen the second season, I got a question for you. It seemed like the first season was sort of like a retelling of the movie or a re -adaptation of the story. You get that out of the way to set up to like explore a whole another's vision of that whole entire story or like go a different direction. What is going on?

Speaker: Somebody's clicking on button on click buttons. pushing buttons. Connor's pushing buttons. He's like, it's been a while. It's been a while. Second season is a continuation. It continues on with the story. So it's just told in a slightly different way. Gotcha. I like it though. It's not it's not bad. I enjoy it. Before we get too far into the show, I know we've talked about it a little bit and I know Monday night we had Arliss and Dave and that was you two with your and and as I call our mama Sandy on the show, Connor got to meet him finally for the first time ah when he was there.

Speaker: but They said, God, we're glad that fucking idiot left. That guy's a moron. I was like, he has special needs. And that's us giving back to the community. Let me be a part of the ah broadcast. jesus But, um, but, you know, it has been a, it has been a busy couple of weeks, um, for, uh, for me and, and even blaze was busy. So I've been kind of delayed on getting pictures and videos.

Speaker: I do have a few pictures and a couple of videos. Yes, I know. Everybody says I did a good job. I don't think I did. I was so nervous. I messed up. and then i um But just a couple of pictures and then I will be freaking out back before I got on stage. It's right after the vomit, right after the vomiting. I actually do not throw up. I'll be 100 % honest with you. I did not throw up that weekend. Last weekend, that was a different story.

Speaker: You sounded sober too, which is good. I'm being, I'm being, I'm being worshiped by everybody there. They, they recognize me as a God. There's about a hundred or so people there.

Speaker: <unk> not bad this This was probably one of my favorite moments of the whole night. That is Dave's parents right there. And it was Dave's dad's birthday. And I got to talk chat with both of them for a few minutes. That was probably one of my favorite parts of the night, was getting to talk to them. And his his mom and Mama Sandy's mom, they are firecrackers, boy. Let me tell you what.

Speaker: ah What's going on here? Carlos and I on stage.

Speaker: This picture doesn't do it justice, but Dave's over here in the back and you can see I'm laughing. We were up to our bullshit at that moment in time. um Just a couple pictures there, but I do have I do have video evidence. Like I said, I everybody said I did a good job. I don't know. um I play play it. and Let us be the judge.

Speaker: I want to make sure I get the right one because I did not. No one fucking cares. What? Wow. The jealousy. The jealousy. Fucking America. Let's go, baby. I'm not that one. That was after the national anthem.

Speaker: We're going to have a good night. Shout out to the five fours distillery for having us here. All of our veterans that are in the house. Appreciate you guys. We are here. Hell of a cause. Disabled veterans, everything goes to them tonight. We do have a special birthday in the building. Guitar player for sus Southern Allos Band. Dave's dad is in the building. Happy birthday.

Speaker: And unfortunately, we are missing a very special veteran in the house tonight. Dave's brother was going to be here, but he was unable to get here tonight. But if you guys get loud enough, he might be able to hear you all the way out west where he is. fifty

Speaker: Zero people responded in like first five seconds of that. They're all just like, what? Well, big well, well, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki didn't get it. But I scared the piss out of like half of the crowd when I came on stage because everybody was just kind of sitting, chilling, blah, blah, blah. And I could they couldn't see me coming up. I was standing on the those stairs back there and I just yelled, Newton Falls.

Speaker: but Real life. And as I wanted to cry, dude, I scared the hell out of i it. So like that was literally as soon as I get on stage, I was about to pass out. I was so fucking nervous.

Speaker: um

Speaker: Well, the fact that you did it all, that's, you know. Plus, out plus a little a little bit a little bit of a little bit of an older crowd as well. You know, this is the second part of the opening, me welcoming Josh up on stage. Yeah, Fucking America, let's go, baby. Yeah! You guys ready for some music? We got a young man that's gonna be coming up way more talented than I am, again.

Speaker: Yeah, Mr. Joshua Lee Nelson. You guys can do better than that. Hold on, Josh. I don't think they're ready. Yeah, I don't think they're ready. i mean He can go to the bar and

Speaker: Well, you know, the beauty of what you're doing is, you know, A, it's your first time. Oh, you're trying to get the crowd. all sps with like those that What are they doing? Blowing each other. blow on each might be there strip all that This is a true bromance for sure. Oh, breaking news. I got a mistake to me. ha Yay. Good for society. All right. nocon only Three kids too late. Yeah, three kids too late. And then one more here. I got a bunch of videos of them singing and performing. I'll put that up on social and stuff. um And I'll probably play them down the road on here. Thank you guys for coming out.

Speaker: Shout out to SOB doing their thing. Make sure you guys go get your drinks, go get you something to eat. Special thanks to the five. This is awesome. We're having a good time. They're going to be back up on stage. How many beers were you in? by that my guys i not not ah not meant Not many. I didn't know I was going back on stage and I had to like run over there. Plus my mic kept dying.

Speaker: ah and shadow like here so It sounded like either your mic was dying or you stopped talking and then or you move the microwave No, it was it was it was cutting off on me um Hey you can eat my asshole don't know why Because i didn talk car didn I did something called leaving my house I He left his house and got surgery. That's how he left his house. He got caught up. yeah also Also, last time I checked, it's my fucking show. And I'll play and do whatever I want on here. Because I have a microphone.

Speaker: yeah

Speaker: a on me What a fucking nerd. Hey, Connor, are you like being an admin? You like being able to push buttons, Connor, do you? Guess what, thatdy can Daddy can take that privilege away from you. Daddy can take that privilege away from you. yeah wasn't so much It wasn't so much it was ah it was a tough crowd. it was just They were a little bit older. I don't think they were really...

Speaker: Yeah, I don't think they were really expecting me. ah so this thatquatch convention into town Yeah, I had to, you know, be a nervous and everything else I realized real quick, you know, pretty good of changing on the fly and and and adjusted. I had to adjust my energy a little bit. Yeah. Because yeah i mean kind of and somebody came up to Glick and was like, you're here. We need you like here.

Speaker: You're at a 12. We need you more at like five.

Speaker: you're you're at a yeah You're at a Guns N' Roses Stadium student tour. We need you more like at a nursing home Sunday choir level. I'm like, oh, shit. I'm at it. Newton Falls was not ready for Glick. Oh, Glick is good. Hey, at least Glick's drinking beer. I'm not drinking beer. I'm drinking liquid death. Yeah, it's death.

Speaker: This is the koozie because because i had i had a guy i had a I had a guy come up to me and see me drinking it and said it's not American and gave me a real koozie.

Speaker: which is I got to ask you a question. It doesn't get more American than drinking. And I'm assuming a locally craft brew, right? Yes. For the local community. Yeah. Right. For the local community in America. like That's pretty goddamn. That's the way I look at it. It's like I'm not I'm not supporting the big beer chain. I'm not supporting big beer. I'm supporting a local brewery that turns out beer that I like. It just so happens. And that's, that's not a murder. I see that Snapchat. I was like, Oh my God. I got to ask you about that. Other shows.

Speaker: I mean, I think the guy gave me a koozie. I was like, it'll keep my beer cold, at least. so I was happy about it. It's just the way he framed it. I'm like, that's so weird. Now I'm American drinking American beer. Oh, damn. I don't want to tell you. It's one of those things that's probably going to be professions against me is way worse than as David Allen. As David Allen coe once said, if that ain't American, I'll kiss your ass.

Speaker: Ooh. That didn't sound very American. David Allen Coase said a lot of things that the only people on the show that that would repeat that would repeat some of the things David Allen Coase has said in the past is Jeff and Cam. Jeff and Cameron. I was quoting. Cam was just a bully. I have acquired a new daughter in my house who happens to be of Mexican descent.

Speaker: And Hispanic, Mexican, whatever, Latina, I don't know. I don't know. She calls me. I don't know. She calls me a cracker, so I don't know. But Cam was here the other night. He came through on his way to his brothers and crashed.

Speaker: and They were talking like this person I've ever met and she was just talking so much shit to him and he said something. I said, watch it. He's a racist. He said the N word on my show. And she was like, you did what?

Speaker: but listen

Speaker: He felt so bad about it too. Oh dude, you should have seen the messages that I got the next day. He felt horrible. I'm like, dude.

Speaker: Nobody was juk words, drunk, drunk words, speak sober thoughts. you our heart Yeah. He'll be back here to, uh, he'll be back here tomorrow or tomorrow afternoon. i ah Yeah. He's, coming but he's heading back down, down home and he was like you can fuck come home Sunday afternoon and crash. I was like ive watching football all day. I don't give a damn.

Speaker: I was like, I'll try to get on the show while I'm driving down. I was like, all right. Whatever. we What? What? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I think you two really are in a gay relationship, aren't you? You are more affectionate towards him than you are your own wife. Your wife comes in the room and knows. She knows this.

Speaker: Listen, if I had met him before I had met her, we would already be married. It very well might be a potty mouth, Leggy. Put your boot bands on, boys. It'd be fun. Who needs a boot band? This is a real relationship. Connor and Doc said, who needs combat buddies when I got a butt buddy?

Speaker: He watches my six all night if you know what I mean. You know what I mean. you guys That's not a foxhole boys. It is in there. It is in their world. Hey, we're both out about so, you know, but we're still carrying out out one of the out of the closet or the military.

Speaker: yeah oh

Speaker: You just posted up. There you go. Twitch allows you to be a potty mouth. I hear something funny. I need more. Go get us more paper. I can't get out of that gumbo. Fuck. We're locked in here. What's going on? I don't know. I'm trying to figure that out myself. I don't know what's happening. She's at work, Jackass. Wait for the ballgags to come out.

Speaker: you're niki you du dumb we' walked inside this this fucking room and what're here

Speaker: ah i mean no I'm not in a, I'm not in a, I'm not in a bad mood. I'm not in a groovy mood. I'm in a, I'm in a good mood tonight. Like, you know, I, it's, it's been like three weeks since I've got to do a Saturday night show. I mean,

Speaker: Yeah. two two two Two weeks ago, I was I was on stage being a rock star and then last Saturday, I was calling up demons all night long.

Speaker: yeah So, it's been like this. It's been like three weeks since I've been able to do a Saturday show. You know, Mondays, I gotta be all serious and **** Tuesdays, I gotta be somewhat professional. Wednesdays, I just sit there. Jeff ever shuts up and yeah there that Thursdays I get threatened with violence the entire show and you know, I don't do anything on Fridays anymore. Now on Saturdays, I, I get to, I get to have fun. I get to be a knucklehead. Who are the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads. Hey, have you mentioned our merchandise? Have you mentioned it more than once? Uh, today? No.

Speaker: We have merchandise. Go buy our merchandise.

Speaker: i'm just Actually, you can buy our merchandise if you want. We'd really prefer that you guys just follow us on social media more than anything. Because I try to do a decent job on social media. I make lots of posts and stuff. Because that's what it takes.

Speaker: Yeah. I mean, that's kind of the whole point of social media to make posts and let people know what you're doing and what's, what's happening and what's going on. I make the best post.

Speaker: great googly google They're the hugest posts, the most tremendous posts. They're amazing. They're eating our cats and dogs in Springfield, Ohio.

Speaker: but but Oh man. That **** that **** that **** story is nuts nationwide. The the the the Venezuelans are taking over Colorado or some **** and then the Hell's Angels are going to go fight them and and and immigrants are eating our eating our dogs and cats in Springfield. The world. It's a mad world. The world's going to love cats.

Speaker: like

Speaker: Well, we'll go ahead and check the numbers real quick. We have, uh, one mirror on Twitch and, uh, one of yours on Nonsensical Network. And we have 575 million on Rumble currently watching us. Currently, right now. you do both on that chair probably weigh as much as me on I can do an ad. and then i don't That's Blaze. Blaze is always high.

Speaker: this but socials the these law majors an arrang once so i'm not How old is she? Fucking Doc. Twelve. There's laws against that, bro. He's only four foot tall.

Speaker: when he hear they po and ba What's going on, Vinny? Sorry, we're just making jokes, Vinny. But appreciate you watching, man. Appreciate it. She's only four foot tall. Well, she hasn't had puberty yet.

Speaker: We've already cheated. You know me and Blake's already been a thing. Go ahead. e What do you mean been a thing? We are a thing. Oh, I thought you broke up with me. I didn't, I haven't broken up. I I said that last night in anger when you were leaving and you said you were going over there, but I didn't mean it.

Speaker: Okay. he was with me for but The only reason that the glue came out with you is because you get a sloppy topic like nobody else. He's a throat guy. Yeah. I'm just telling you that hot really works on him. He's a throat. Good. What can I say? it's Some of the best sexiest gay couple you've ever seen.

Speaker: And their and the his girlfriend. And and an 11 year old, which is weird.

Speaker: You're not in Korea anymore, doc. The shit's illegal over here. She's our adopted child. The only weird thing is that they do with things together. That's the only weird thing. There's so many felonies happening right now in that one room.

Speaker: I know, right? Underage consumption. Is this your own Epstein Island that you're building, Connor? It's a Dr. Pepper, you say. ah Oh, yeah, get it sugared up before bedtime. Yeah, that's a good idea. Calm down, Michael Jackson. That's not Jesus juice.

Speaker: you Well, at least you're doing one thing right. Well, ladies and gentlemen, we have a new viewer, one of our seven. he how Yeah, how's he third -willing in his own house when his wife is there?

Speaker: You notice his wife's home and she's like, yeah, I don't want anything to do with that **** return.

Speaker: he's far retir that's Yeah, he's I think you forgot how this relationship. Please, please explain. Yeah, inquiring minds want to know, Connor, you but how this relationship works. um You come over to my house, you spread your cheeks and it goes downhill from it.

Speaker: buts down ah yeah sounds like connor and we worked at abercrombie together you go to myroom and we have but <unk> often i'm telling what reason we've been locked in

Speaker: say oh no no no mean The whole world's watching right now boys good Yeah, all three people the whole world is watching What'd you say? This shit's entertaining, right?

Speaker: you should see the **** that comes out out of him after we, you know, after I pack that **** comes out of there. What? Mm hmm. Did you guys do ATM by the way? phone What? You guys go ATM.

Speaker: yeah Connor's like, I don't know what it means. I'm just going to say that.

Speaker: ah Connor's like, I have no idea what Glick's talking about. 18. Did you wash your head the day? I don't know if you heard that, but I said we're out of beer and Carson yelled, I'll grab you more beer if you're out.

Speaker: I love that kid so much. and no right Another you're holding hostage, like that little one that was just sitting on it on Doc's lap.

Speaker: All right, we need at least two more. I hope he shakes them up. Shake them up, Carson. Shake them up. No, don't give that to us. shut your shake i'll ah I'll give you $5 if you shake their beers, Carson. like Is it only because you're jealous I'm here with Connor and not you? Not after what I did to you last night. ah vi Wait till I said in the video. You can't make that. Yeah, we get wait until you see that. I know when you left your house. Connor, we're and connor were're only like three hours apart, bro.

Speaker: That drives me. If Jeff can if Jeff can run from the law all the way to Cancun from Ohio, Doc can make the drive from Indiana to here before you know enough to get away from me without being tracked. I mean, he put it in my ass. I can't get it out. It's track. I mean, Connor. You're the opposition. Yes, he doesn't have to be very smart to outsmart you of all people. Listen, is that he was five minus seven?

Speaker: Shiny options. Shiny objects for you. Looky looky. and You're good. You're a good boy. Be a good boy for Daddy. Yeah. Yeah. People get here and back before the end of the show almost. You only need 30 seconds. Before the end of the show. Sure. What time is it? No, it's about a five and a half hour drive. I've drank a little too many of these to drive.

Speaker: ten Happy 11 -year -old drive you here. Hey, she's 11 as you say. She is shorter than me. I mean, you it sound like you're breaking any other laws. What's one more? but Let her drive. it it makes a good point oh Oh, we wouldn't want her to drive underage.

Speaker: but i gotta to go sweet things i All right. When you give back, if my brands are on the floor, don't worry about i can take it. Calm down Jarvis. Calm down Jarvis. Don't threaten to kill yourself on the show. Where did, uh, where did old, uh, Jeffy boy go? Lord only, Lord only knows where he went.

Speaker: He probably got worried. He had to go check on his underage children and make sure they were still in cages. knights bush Nice Nice push arena. What is this place? I'm good, I'm I'm tired. um um what's have more blind i'm a little I'm a little behind on on on a project, but i should i I'll catch up tomorrow. And then I found out when I uploaded my my photos, I didn't load them up properly and the files are too big. So I got doc format and I got to re -upload them. So I'm a little bit determined about that. but Have you ever gotten anything created by your professor? And the response is, did you write this while you were high? No, I'm waiting for something like that though.

Speaker: but um damage how many dude and bro I don't write like that. I don't write like that. Connor, how many of your papers came back with that on it? None. Because you're like, yes. A simple three -letter word answer. Yes. Yes. Sorry, prof. Sounds like my wife is home with me. I'm going to be in trouble.

Speaker: you have that um She's probably been watching the show. She knows all the dirty things I've done to Doc. I feel like David Roy. I know. She didn't know Doc and his 11 -year -old girlfriend were going to be at your house this weekend. And now she's going to be mad. I'm not going to invite your friend over just to say that. I know. Again, she's 22. OK, you keep telling yourself that. The rest of the world will be fine, too. Dude. You'll get to the legal age at some point.

Speaker: yeah

Speaker: it's been noggin dude get it right leggy you know how they do it over there and in the great britain's but great dude doc just because you say something doesn't mean it's true he actually works in middle school she goes to middle school she doesn't work there she goes there

Speaker: I heard, I was listening to a podcast and God, I can't remember which one it was. And there was a Scottish guy that was on there and I heard him say silly sausage. And it instantly made me start laughing because I thought of a lady.

Speaker: ah it

Speaker: I saw her i heard Instagram or TikTok recently. She posted with some old old clips of old videos. Get up I've seen that unacceptable behavior like you were right after our conversation Wednesday. I am very much disappointed in you. jes Just disgusting behavior.

Speaker: Man, I don't know about disgusting behavior, but that cheeky banana. No,

Speaker: and I see it. I see that. I laughed at it. i I meant to comment on it. I laughed at it. though That was funny. It was cool. I liked it. I liked it. You know, i but it was a nice little little throwback ah for everybody. Everybody listening is going to go to take a lady TikTok page now. Like, what is she doing with a banana?

Speaker: yeah what do Go like so like and subscribe. I'll have to remember what it was and I'll oh ah I'll contact them and let them know that they can't be using that anymore.

Speaker: Go like and subscribe. Turn the bell on. We'll be the only thing turned on. good braley bla yeah I mean, ah Come on guys, you can go show some love and ding or bell. I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure she would like it No,

Speaker: I I thought the video was cool, I thought it was cool I thought it was a fun little jot down memory lane and I I think I think uh Oh, you know, if a certain eyeball see it, mission accomplished. Well, well, well played, buggy lady. Well played. Kudos to you. Golf clap. He must be. Oh, it wasn't that I was I wasn't it's it. Yeah, that's not talk anymore.

Speaker: I've seen this in person last week. It was awesome.

Speaker: What's that? Oh, you, you feeling good. Oh yeah. Yeah. I had fun last week and it was a little, it was, it it was a little awry there for a moment. Um, yeah, I saw that. Oh, I'll actually,

Speaker: I'll actually more than likely be back there, if not sooner, but they're doing a Halloween party on the 19th up there. of Oh, yeah, obviously. I'm yeah. What day of the week is that on? I think it's a Saturday. I am. I do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mickey asked if I would do the show up there again. I said, oh, yeah, hopefully I won't fucking be dying again this time.

Speaker: So, I got it down to 237 megabytes. I'll even wear a costume. So, the first time I went to go attempt to ah yeah we do the bit rate was with me. Of course, he was turned on and duh he could barely contain himself. He threatened to fight. He threatened to fight Nikki at one point in time. Nikki said she don't. He don't have to fight her. He could just have me. She sent me to his hotel room afterwards alone. and

Speaker: She said, Blaze is beckoning you back at his hotel. You dropped me off at home and go. And I did.

Speaker: what is car doing in the background He's shoot a hole in his damn ceiling. And I was there until three 30 in the morning. Oh, man. Yeah. Suck it, Doc. I'm not the only one with another.

Speaker: friend that happens to be a man. He's more of a man than you'll ever be, Doc. Damn straight I am. why you please but Yeah, but Blaze doesn't know where he's at half the time. For all he knows, he's getting fucked by an alien. Oh you do even that street suit he sweet, he knew he was getting that sweet, sweet, squatch love. If I'm getting fucked by an alien right now, I must feel fucking good.

Speaker: I mean, Jeff wants to fucking alien. I don't know what that says for the rest of them. Proof. It's proof. Call the cops. Mm hmm. So I'm sure I'm sure she's only 11. Loki, my house is about to get slaughtered. As as Kip, as Kip Linger. Yes, Kim. and this outberg As Kip Linger once said, she's only 17. You guys are too young to know who Kip Linger.

Speaker: What group was that? It was Winger. Oh, is it Winger? Oh, see, and I didn't listen to that shit. Benny Mardoz wrote a song about a 15 -year -old. I mean... he' a to jefferson we usedlicck Rock and roll had some fucking purrs, dude. Yeah, dude. Go back and listen to some songs from like the 70s and 80s and stuff like that. They wrote a lot of songs about underage girls. what yeah It's wild, man. Um, I was doing something well in early stages, early stages of the show when I was still doing like, yeah, when I was doing like stories about like the dark side of Disney and stuff like that, I looked up.

Speaker: um songs ah from the past that mentioned underage girls and stuff, and the list was long as fuck. It took me out. Actually, that's an underage girl. Have you seen the fucking reaction video to that? It's like some dude some dude wrote a wrote like ah a cover of it, like a spoof song of it, of Stacy's mom. Of Stacy's mom. Of Stacy's mom's response to that song. should like That's actually really creepy. Also illegal.

Speaker: tell me ro tell me more right motherfucker no ah I can't wait until you two shoot your computer.

Speaker: two readta they can and so ah we can go say she go steve This is this is this is where I agree with Lee about American gun owners are these yeah right here is a a prime example this i mean what is not response notpolypse ever happens you want to be in our house hello can i help My gun has only ever been shown on camera one time and we had a guest on that was asking me about it And it was fully unloaded and nothing in the barrel

Speaker: And I brought it over and showed it on camera for like 30 seconds. And he was like, Oh yeah, that's nice. blabby Blah, blah, blah. i right my serial number good lucke Oh no. there now now Now we have to go good for the first six cops that enter my house. Well, that's now that's on, now that's on video. You guys want to continue confessing to crimes. That's called premeditation. No, that somebody broke into my house without knocking.

Speaker: And that yeah have the key, I don't have to knock that they were, they were pretty. Wow. You got a key. They were pretending to be cops. I thought they were pretending to be cops because they just busted my fucking door down. I just put you. No, that's not how it works. Oh, you actually have a holster. Yeah.

Speaker: Also, calm down, cheddar Bob. You probably shoot yourself in your brand new legs. um

Speaker: I hate that was funny. I know, because I'm fucking hilarious. but yeah and The funny thing is the last time I went shooting with Doc, he had to take he had to take shooting classes for me. He had to carry you on his back like a backpack because you had no legs. That's true. That's how we had to get to the range. But like once we were there.

Speaker: Yeah. Oh, I'm back. Where'd you go? Why did you leave? Because he's old. He had to go take his dementia medication. No, I actually, uh, it was stuck on my head. So I wanted to get something done and I've done it. you have to anyway gotta to go away not Didn't you? No, no. that so so Does that happen with age? Hey, he went and checked his, uh, blister.

Speaker: ah come I, I fixed it. I, I fixed the opening intro. So the doubt it's just one fucking clip that all dumbass players got to do is press play. Well, yeah, do that during the middle of the show. That's great timing to do that. Don't do it when we're not doing a show. You know, honestly, in all honesty, and on tree is proud of it yeah um and um And all on, I got, I hope doc has, has the fortitude to, uh, you know, like at some point at night when you're stuck in your bottle's tip, like a dick that he just shoved your head all the way down on it and you choke on it. You seen doc with his underage girlfriend and that reminds you to go check the cages of all the underage girls you have.

Speaker: locked up i fixed it i think dockeed the

Speaker: Y 'all better look the fuck out today. My crayons are short. The box is full. My bottle of glue's topped off. from My helmet's on tight, baby. We bought the rhythm with the tism. Let's get with it. Suck my dick and eat my asshole, you sons of bitches.

Speaker: but What, baby? I will say... I will say a good job. It's it's a good video. Nice and clean. I like that. ah However, don't do it during the show, but thank you. That's awesome. yeah And you deleted the other. Yeah, I got rid of the other ones. So we have space. We can actually upload other shit. I'm just going to redo the the one that has I know you like to play the suck my dick and eat my asshole a lot. So I'm doing that one now so that we have it and it's not as long.

Speaker: I just asked to get where it is. Why is that not a t -shirt? You know, jo this is a poor Jeffrey Epstein. eighty Jeff is a more jeffrith no ah is a poor Jeffrey Epstein.

Speaker: Who the fuck is Doc? next to it

Speaker: bles in you and realize there was two people on connor's camera no i i say no and didn't know is I just didn't know his name i just figured, I figured, I figured, I figured, I figured Connor finally decided to let the gift take off the outfit. You got you got to remember Blaze. only about four people that watch these shows know your real name. Everybody just calls you Blaze. So it's kind of the same concept. Fuck, dude. I don't even know your real name, Blaze. It's true. Every time I hear your real name, I go, who the fuck are they talking about? And I've talked to this dude all week. Doc, Doc, what the heck is a gigawatt? What the heck is a gigawatt?

Speaker: They're too young to get that reference. I don't understand.

Speaker: No heavy petting. Speaking of, uh, uh, speaking of, uh, shirts and not having sucked my dick and eat my asshole on it, maybe I'll make a one -off shirt for, for me or for whatever. yeah Um, I made a purchase for Nicole because I'm tired of hearing her talk about it and I want to do something nice for her. Was it from Adam?

Speaker: Yes, and yes No, it is a Heat press machine that can do shirts hats and cups ah butter to make to make you merge nice no no no no No, she wants to she wants to she wants to start making her own stuff but obviously yeah down the line and why go through a third party when we might be able to do stuff cheaper for people who want to buy merch and Nikki can do it but now she wants to do it for herself. She wants to she wants to she wants to be an entrepreneur. out But she's going to practice and I will say ah she doesn't have a job.

Speaker: No, she doesn't have a job. That's what an entrepreneur is. Somebody does that. I know she has a job. She was serving me beer last weekend. Yeah. but We know. At the end of the night, you were lit. I wasn't lit. I wasn't lit. Oh, trust me. I was getting tips. So now you can just play it. And it's just nine seconds. Glitz on the lid later on in the night, though.

Speaker: We had some deep conversation, if you know what I mean. It's probably going to be deep. Extra deep. No, not actually. You know what sucked about this car show today? Everybody parked their cars right next to each other in individual parking lots. They were at Walmart. Oh, so they didn't give you enough space? Yeah. If I ever host a car show, I'm going to set up spaces where it's like,

Speaker: You got three, three car spaces per car. Yeah. That's the way that's exactly, that's exactly what Blaze and I are calling them these days conversation.

Speaker: yeah i see on nineteen i see yeah I'll see you on the for more conversations, boys. Does that mean I have to wear a costume? is it Is it a costume party? I mean, you don't have to. I think I'm going to I do have a seven -foot inflatable T -Rex costume.

Speaker: I wore it last year for trick or treat here in the neighborhood and the kids got a kick out of it because I was just standing beside the fence and every little kid that came by, I would like kind of scare them and play around with them. Free candy. Free candy. Ooh, that's what that's what you should do next Halloween is you should drive around in your band and should show people that you have free candy. Maybe I'll be in costume as a condom. We don't use condoms. We've raw dog shit around here.

Speaker: um Oh, that's a wrap. Condoms are for pussies and people who have. There you go. And people have AIDS, Jeff. Christ, you just risk it sometimes. Sometimes you gotta risk it for the biscuit. That's right.

Speaker: By for the biscuit, I mean to contract AIDS. Vicki and I were talking about. Nicki and I were talking about a friend of mine's uh Nicki and I the other day we were talking about a friend of mine's whose podcast is kind of they're they're going they're going through their ups and downs Jeff you Jeff you know what it's like we've we've been there before and uh you know he might not he might be losing his might be losing his first co -host whatnot

Speaker: I said, I've been trying to fucking get rid of Jeff for three years, but son of a bitch is like a worst case to herpes you've ever seen. She was like, I'm amazed that you and Jeff are friends with the way you two talk about each other. Jeff is like the and the real life version of quagmire. He's patient zero forever. That's why Jeff and I are friends is because we can talk the way we talk to each other and not get but her. Exactly.

Speaker: She's like, I've heard you two go at it on the, you know, go at it back and forth and then get off the computer. And last thing you guys always say is love you, buddy, or I love you, man. like It's not for you to understand. justice families so nothing This is, this is a 30 year friendship. yeah Yeah. You know, maybe, maybe. No.

Speaker: Maybe you'll experience that one day in your life if Connor doesn't off himself first, which is a high possibility. I'm pushing the buttons. I'm pushing the buttons every day. I'm trying. Wait, hold on a second. Fingers crossed. Hey, do not let him kill himself. He's mine. I gotta keep going on beer, man. Oh, Jesus. Fucking get off. Yeah. I think he was mine before he was yours. Just grab that, just grab that beer like in a Very loving way. Did you see that? I did. I did. and I'm telling you, we we should be married. Honestly. Did you guys meet in the Air Force or the Army? Army. Oh, he was mine before he was yours. If Stormy marries Nicky, and then I'll marry him. wait He was mine before you. He was mine before you. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry I made him cheat on you then. Also.

Speaker: i just that was a really cool person one person I was more of just like a late night booty call to you. Don't lie. I mean, yeah, that's true too. You can't look the other fucking way when you do that fucking shit. i said j Yeah, Connor. Connor was always just just my side bitch. Connor was always just my side bitch. So that's why he loves me more.

Speaker: Your standards are very low. had a man cool e Connor is side bitch material all day. He's not he's not main bitch character. i' like than being just of just a bit i equal it You'll always be my bitch. You'll always be my you will always be my number one bitch, Connor.

Speaker: see how it happened like

Speaker: i love we all I agree like yesterday we all fight over Connor. Let's do it. <unk> how I know I'm the sexiest person on this podcast. Yeah, keep telling yourself that buddy.

Speaker: it's yeah i will yeah jeff draft as and explicit fucking mexico He's bald and can't grow real beard. So, you guys, you guys, it's his eyes. Look at those dreamy eyes, dreamy eyes. with like ah like He said he's mine. and and Oh, oh. I got something for all you. Suck my dick and eat my ass all you sons of bitches.

Speaker: but What baby? I made it bigger. I made it bigger. I made it bigger. I've got something for all you guys. Hey. ah That's what she said.

Speaker: You know, I've seen, I've seen Connor, Jeff, and Blaze all in person. And I would say sexiest person on the podcast, hands down goes to Blaze. Well, thank you, buddy. I really am killing myself tonight. it Push that button. Check that box. So yes. So here's, here's, here's a picture of, here's proof that Jeff is the sexiest.

Speaker: Dude, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, I don't, i Jeff, you know what? Fucking, this is going to be mean as hell. let It's not really mean. It's actually expected at this point. You look like, you you look like if the if a member of the lollipop guild could grow facial hair. This is a sexy picture. The only problem is it doesn't show that Jeff is ah shorter than Stormy.

Speaker: Well, he just took an amazing picture of me while I was dying at the Exeter in place. I think he submitted it first. He got an A. He got an A++. plus plus Then those who didn't watch that then that episode, ja that was 90 % of the night. So that picture could have happened at any time. 90 % of the night, Glick was dying. Aw.

Speaker: ah you and you find ah You proved a point that tacos reheated, never a good idea. Three to four day old Taco Bell is not a good idea. I could've told you that. Or tacos in general. What would you say tacos in general? oh deal with the Taco Bell in general.

Speaker: I won't put that evil all on Taco. We'll say tacos in general. Three or four days. Y 'all are talking Taco Bell. It's the best hangover food on the market. It's just the best food on the market. Tell that to Glick last Saturday. I'm right back. I'm right back. I'm going to go take a nap on the shower for two hours. I mean, technically. You guys are going to figure out something to talk about.

Speaker: I mean, technically, Jeff could be single. I mean, his wife has been a gone for more than a year. That's abandonment. So, so Yeah, guys are going to make my head go slow. Not not not complaining. Yeah, that's what you said. That's what you said last Saturday back to big boy. i listen totally The cool thing about having relations with Blaze is all he has to do is speaking your mouth and you're hired to **** ah

Speaker: I can attest to that. I don't even do drugs. I definitely don't smoke the weed, but holy man, I was. hi as kala bla doesn' have bad breath He has THC breath. Oh dude. Oh, it was so up. Connor bounce or he's not there. So guess what goes li here in Kentucky in January. Medical marijuana. Oh man.

Speaker: hey Yeah. place for you Do you have, uh, what is that? A prescription or whatever for medical? No, I don't. I'm going to, I'm going to look into getting that though. I had to look at them. Apparently it just changed. So I got to look into it, tom but which had the one up here. This one, both of them. Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me you got an overgrown big toe.

Speaker: Yeah, that's it. Or are you telling me? nudes Seriously, the states that are medical only, those those states that are medical only, man, they're giving out those medical cards like.

Speaker: Like it's their fucking job. engage gives Yes. You've seen the Keenan Bill sketch sketch for dudes trying to get the medical marijuana card. And he's like, tell me how how to get her back. He's like, I have AIDS. He's like worst answer. He's like, because like, well, like like like like Florida, for instance, they're medical only right now. I don't know. I'm surprised they're not legally across the board.

Speaker: recreational and medical, but every free motherfucker in Florida has a medical card. Yeah. Yeah. So Kentucky's very vet friendly, veteran friendly. So I'm sure I'll get, I'll be able to get one pretty easy. So I'm just waiting. Like I said, I got a research and shit. So is Ohio, wink, wink.

Speaker: Ohio. When I was in Ohio, dude, there was a price. There was a place in Ohio. You walk in is like for two hundred something dollars. You can get your fucking medical card. Yeah. Yeah. Tell me, I would who which one you did that because I heard that loud and clear. I don't know what you're talking him about, man.

Speaker: Oh, I heard that. I'm like, what the hell? but

Speaker: ah yeah You got dragons behind you bro, you better be careful calm down police see yeah I'm sexy and you know it and Yeah that too

Speaker: Stop eating that Taco Bell, boy, I'm telling you. What did I have to eat today? and about man I So I found a new donut place. So I had a couple of donuts from there. And I had a sausage biscuit this morning. What's that un -American crack beer you was drinking? That's what that's exactly where it's going. Yep, yep, yep. There you go. It's on you. um

Speaker: set We should take a break. It's already an hour and a half. How the hell are we already an hour and a half into the show? Oh, you spent the past hour berating everybody.

Speaker: My place. We know who my favorite is. I just shut up in color, man. Where are you standing, man? yeah Sorry, Jeff, you've been replaced by second in command. Oh, no, don't give me no authority. The place is like, I don't want responsibility. fuck Trust me, there's no responsibility that comes with it at the end of the day. Just ask Jeff. He'll tell you. Just show up. we have Before you go on break. Well, how long is it?

Speaker: late I can't fast forward it, but this is the clip. It's totally legal. These doctors, they'll prescribe medical marijuana to anyone, man. What do I tell them I need it for? It doesn't matter. They want to give you prescription. That's how they get paid. Just make something up. Hey, Mr. Washington, welcome. Hey, doctor. All right, I'm going to ask you a couple questions. AIDS. What? AIDS.

Speaker: AIDS? As in... As in I got it. Need lots of weed to get rid of it. Oh, okay. AIDS. Wow. All right. are you Are you sure you're not suffering from anything else? Like, you know, back pain? Nope. Anxiety? Cool as a cucumber. How about insomnia? Sleep like a baby with AIDS.

Speaker: Okay, Mr. Washington, let's just slow your roll for a second here. If you had AIDS, then I would have to verify it by seeing test results. Whereas if you have back pain. Wow. I've seen that before. There you go. Go in there and just be like, I have AIDS.

Speaker: a I love that show. I love that show. You and Phil are fucking hilarious. that show cracks me I need to start I should start watching that again I think it's on Hulu I should start watching that over again that show always made me laugh hey they were they were on uh they were on a ah sports podcast or something and they asked um I don't know I right off top of my head I don't know which is which

Speaker: But they asked the the guys, there's like six guys on the show and they're like, can you do substitute teacher and say all of our names, like the substitute teacher. And without missing a beat, man, he just boom went right into it. I was fucking dying, dude. It's like a five minute and he kept going. And then like the during the rest of the podcast, he would do it to me, like catch him off guard and shit.

Speaker: That was good. Um, I do got a, so I was saying, actually, I'll break it up when we, when we, uh, when we come back from. ra So Wednesday night I debuted or introduced, um, Tennessee Holy Water's new song, the cover of Jason Aldean's got what you got, what I got. Okay. Well, the the actual video for it dropped yesterday.

Speaker: Oh, cool. So now I have the actual video. So we're going to take a real quick break. We'll be right back here in a few minutes. Uh, but I got a new music from Tennessee. Holy water. Our guys over there, former guests of Glick's house of music, um, with their cover of Jason out. Deans got what I got. And I think they fucking killed it. I think they absolutely killed it. So we'll be back here in just a few minutes.

Speaker: oh Yeah, Tennessee. Holy water. Y 'all go check them out. Go show the guys some love they were freaking awesome They were fun guests. We had a really good time ah when When we were hanging out on Glick's house of music just show the guys some love they're everywhere at Tennessee. Holy water ah They do some pretty kick -ass covers ah What's up? viy oh yes gli is a hope Yeah how you doing Yeah, it's a great song. It's a great song by Jason Aldean and I think they did a really good job in them goddamn drums I was listening to it it the other day It was the first time I had my earbuds in it was actually the first time I got a chance to listen to it when them drums just fucking mo And then in the car it sounds amazing. I ain't mad at him. I am not mad at him the guys kicked ass but Anywho, welcome back to nonsense school nonsense everybody.

Speaker: Hopefully you guys are enjoying the shoes too far. We got boys in the building. We got Connor and doc in the building and you know, just a couple of guys who created this year. So we're in the building as always my main man. I try to replace him all the fucking time, but apparently people don't want that responsibility. They don't understand it. No responsibility needed.

Speaker: ah just love no man yeah My man Jeff is in the building. Longest, most successful relationship I've ever had. Actually, the longest, most successful relationship either one of us have had. Let's be honest. If you guys know me, I am Glick, ah formerly known as the champ and now I am a god.

Speaker: i we'll just call was getting anything the first time she like them to che yeah If you're not already, go ahead and check out all of our socials. We are everywhere. We have shows Monday through Sunday that we do live on YouTube, Twitch, Facebook, and now on, on, on rumble. We're on rumble. yall Let's get ready to rumble.

Speaker: yeah Yeah, nice. Well played, Blaze. Well played, sir. I think he's ready for the big time. think he's ready to I think he's ready to step up, Jeff. He's ready for the big time. We should give him his own show or something. We should. yeah if If only I knew a guy or a couple guys who created a network of shows. Yeah. What are y 'all talking about, sir?

Speaker: ah But shows are live Monday through Sunday. We also got the chatters box wide open. So if you're watching, don't be shy. Y 'all, we're here. We want you guys to engage. We want you guys to chat. We're going to chat back with you. We're going to let you be part of the conversation if you want to be. And you can listen to us anytime, any place, wherever. Hell, there we go. There we go. My camera was created. You can listen to us anytime, any place, wherever you listen to podcasts that we are on all the major platforms that you listen to podcasts, all at the Nonsense School Network.

Speaker: or you can go to bio dot .link slash nonsensical network and find all of them links there. Give us a follow, give us a like, give us a share. If you'd be so kind, we greatly appreciate them shares as always. It's free. And if you guys are so inclined on our bio link, we do have merch now. Um, well, we talked about no Yeah, I know if you guys want to check something out buy something feel free we greatly appreciate it and if you get something take a picture of yourself in it and Send it our way and and if it's aren't with you, we'll post it up on our socials and give you a shout out You know our our way of thanking you. Um Speaking of the the merchant, you know, I was telling you guys I bought Nikki a heat press right and um yeah She's gonna she already said to She told me to get her

Speaker: uh, one of the logos so that she can get it made. Um, yeah there's, there's a lot of third part, like there's a lot of other, um, uh, like entrepreneurs or vendors or whatever you want to call them that like their specialty is making the the stuff that for the shirts and cups and hats and stuff like that. And it's super cheap because they get, they can make it super cheap.

Speaker: So that's the route Nicki's going to go for the time being. So she told me to get her, uh, either a network or a nonsensical nonsense one. Uh, and what I want to do is I want to get one sent out to blaze and Connor and, and then Jeff, I want to look into seeing how much it'll cost, but I want to get one sent out to all the, all four of us either with the, with the the network logo on it or with, uh, with this show's logo on it. Um,

Speaker: So, uh, once, once it gets here and we, and I can get the proper logo that she needs to send to the, uh, to the lady she's going to use, uh, I'll get everybody's addresses and, and looking to shipping them out. I yeah don't know. I don't know how it works. Like I would probably have to go to like UPS or FedEx or something for you Jeff. I mean, I can go to, I can go to the post and post office that and they they'll send it. I just have to go to the UPS office to pick it up.

Speaker: Yeah, I can go to the post office for the blades and Connor and, um, just mail it out and it won't be nothing but a couple of bucks, you know, because of like, you know, you pay for the weight and postage or whatever. But so hopefully here in the next couple of weeks, we'll be able to next couple of few weeks where we can all be rocking a little nonsensical nonsense, a little, little, uh, practice shirt, you know, but down the road.

Speaker: Rumble. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Where I, I, I've been looking into it, yeah know i've been debating ah you know, I want to, I figured, you know, ah'll I'll give it a try. I want to, I want to, I want to put us out there more.

Speaker: Um, on, on more platforms. I actually just recently for the first time in three years, uh, started putting the show live on my personal Facebook page. I always share it on my, my Facebook page, but I don't know. I felt weird about sharing. It's like going actually live on my personal Facebook page, right but, uh, it's there. Um, but it also kind of went along with the post that I made today. Um, I got a, I got a little.

Speaker: I got a little squishy in my feels today, man. When when Nicki sent me those pictures and videos and, you know, regardless if I did bad or I didn't do bad or or whatever. I made a post and it kind of. You die you know. You, you, you saw. I walk a flock of.

Speaker: But it it was true. You know what? I didn't get like too overly sensitive, but I, I, I, I shared it from our page, uh, from our, from our nonsensical nonsense page. And I basically, I just said a lot of people have doubted and looked down and and have hated on me since I decided to start a podcast. But now I'm living out a dream doing things I never think I thought I'd get to do. And I want to thank my guys over at the network. Obviously all you guys, uh, Nikki for having my back, even when I drive you all crazy.

Speaker: And Nikki wants to strangle me because four shows, one show wasn't enough. Two shows wasn't enough. Three shows wasn't enough. Four shows wasn't enough. Five shows wasn't enough. Now I'm doing six fucking shows that I host. Uh, but she's, you know, but, but you know, and, and for having my back and, and, and shout out to everyone who listens and enjoys the shows, uh, looking forward to making many more memories just like this. Um,

Speaker: And that was part of the reason that I decided to finally start putting it on my personal page, because there's a lot of people on my personal page that have taken shots and shit on me and, and, and hated and, and, and whatnot. Now you fuckers. and why they and why Don't feed the I'm not, I'm not, I'm not feeding the haters. I'm going to make their fucking words, uh, you know, eggs, the yolks on you fuckers, because I'm doing things and and what you said would never happen and what you said would never be good. Well,

Speaker: this Speaks volumes. So fuck you and fuck everybody else like you Now you can watch now now you it on You know now you might not be a member of of of the ah the nonsensical page But you follow me and we're friends on Facebook and now it's on my Facebook page And that's one of the reasons I didn't want to do it Because I didn't want to deal with the bullshit, but now it's there and if you don't fucking like it. Well, yeah, I got on you so two things to say to you, suck my dick and eat my asshole. its yeah I am, I am very fortunate to know a couple of ruppwell i am very fortunate to know a couple rumble experts, uh, who know the developers personally and who can reach out to them at any time. ah So if we ever have any issues with rumble, um, you know, yeah.

Speaker: we'll be able to get right in contact with the creators of Rumble and get our problems situated. Also, not only that, but I'm also happy that I have friends that i that you know that are experts in multi -casting, even though we've been doing it since day one and and out of this group of individuals, we were the originators of multi -casting. Yes.

Speaker: but so

Speaker: You know, but they hey, you know, each day, each day, all right, each to their own. But you know, no, I'm I love the things we're doing. And with the exception of Connor, we we have a pretty solid group around here and we might be down the road adding to say the exception of Connor. yeah with the exception i Hey, you're beautiful, buddy. And I love you. Don't let anybody tell um i it tell you. It's all.

Speaker: You're so cute. There's new things like that. Oh my gosh. Wow. I call you Peter, so you call me Jay. Such a whore mouth dog. What did you like to say? He said you're a bitch. I am a bitch. Yeah, I see. I see. I see the delays. We've come to expect delayed responses from Connor. I see him over there. Lane, what's that QR code you sent me for? Yeah, what's that for? For violence.

Speaker: Please tell me about the QR code. just um But um no, we might have a, we've not we we might, i I'm working on it, but we might have a new voice joining us joining us on Wednesday wednesday nights, Jeff. We need a new voice on Monday nights. Just the voice or actually a person too? Well, a person and a voice.

Speaker: but thats it yes an an anonymous voice it's it's crystal voice it's It's like it's like Charlie from Charlie's Angels Good evening what the fuck news

Speaker: good do charlie

Speaker: Charlie Are you are you ready for some news fellas? Floating in the ether. Yes, we know we we all know the gentleman Yeah, he's been on here before he's actually done a Batman conversation with Blaze and I I Did a Batman conversation I Yeah, and and and it's still every time I watch it, it makes me want to slap look at my face. i't know I stand on that hill. Oh, with DJ pill. Yeah, yeah. DJ DJ DJ deal might be standing alone. I am not standing alone. Yeah, you are standing alone on that hill. I'm not saying he's perfect, but he did a good job. what you actually ask

Speaker: who Christian Bale. Trash. You shit all over him like it was your job. I love Christian Bale but he was trash as Batman. You are fucking wrong. Go for it. Go to hell. As I said, you're standing on that hill all by yourself. Maybe in this group conversation, yes. For the lone person on that hill. He did amazing as Batman. See? Christian Bale was. Oh, Christian Bale.

Speaker: yeah I wouldn't call him best.

Speaker: You're too young to understand. way He's way better than Val Kilmer did. And don't get me wrong, I love me as Val Kilmer. Speaking of setting the bars real low when it comes to anything in life, George Clooney and Val Kilmer are the lowest of lowest bars. George Clooney, I swear that was AI and he phoned that shit in like you read about it. Shut up, lady.

Speaker: but Stop putting my secrets on. No, I actually not. Not this time. Like yeah I don't like Christian. my Like I said, the rest of the cast, I love Hardy is Bane, even though Hardy's only like four foot tall. Just like I love Hardy has been. He's a little guy, but he plays those. You know, I love Tom Hardy as Venom. I loved him as as Bane. I did not. I did not like Heath Ledger's Joker. It's just overrated and over. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Speaker: What is going on? You you're so wrong on so many levels. I'm not. No, I'm offended. I don't give a fuck. No, no, you're wrong. Yeah, Jeff, if you're Jeff, if you're Jeff, if you're if you're offended, your opinion is wrong. Jeff, if you're offended, you can you can email our HR department. It's a it's it's nonsensical nonsense podcast that go fuck your feelings.

Speaker: but you know know um wrong wrong wrong wrong. Heath Ledger played that. I'm not wrong. He's he's he's the best choker ever. I'm not. No, he's not. no No, he wasn't. No, he wasn't. Not even close. Name a better one. Name a better one. Jared Leto **** was way better. Jared Leto was a piece of **** I like Jack Nicklaus. Jack Nicklaus was that was phoned in. That was phoned in.

Speaker: yeah agree that whole that you know That whole movie, all the characters from that scene. yeah they they were all They were all there. They were all there. But they're the best of the best. They're the cream of the cup. And actually, in all honesty, with the exception that you said onre on screen, the greatest joker of all time, hands down, is fucking Mark Hamill. Oh, I have no disagreement there. But he hasn't done it on screen. He's done a voiceover. It's Jack Nicholas.

Speaker: Yeah. he if you think he is his daughter club itock I'm all about facts over feelings, but the fact is you're wrong. Yeah. Fact is you're a bitch. I feel like the fact is that your mom's dead. Hey. Hey. The fact is your mom give that sweet hot too. Yeah. Hey Connor, how do you like them?

Speaker: pretty yeah it pile action Hey, Connor. How do you like having your back fixed? How do you like having new legs? Because I can take that away from you. That's OK. One quick. One quick. Put it right in your spine. It's getting over. You got to find me first, you dumb slut. I know where you live. It's OK. I got enough guns in this house to kill everybody. The best speaker? ah No. Kevin's using an AI. Oh.

Speaker: Kevin, you don't need to speak English. Mind your business. but

Speaker: His son's commenting. I'll come down there and do what your daddy won't do. I have talent. I'll take my belt. Yeah. Speaking of illegal, Glick care to expound on what you just said? What did she say? On what? Coming down there and doing what your daddy don't do. I'm going to whoop his ass. Oh.

Speaker: Is that what the kids are calling it? I don't know. Ask Doc's 11 year old girlfriend. She's a kid. Yeah, you're wrong.

Speaker: plus he's like I'm not saying he was i'm not saying he was he's the only Joker that's 100 % believable. He's a psychopath and don't even get me started on what what's his fucking face that was not even a fucking joker boys and not like a weirdo but you want a case for the inside ah walking vennix Yeah, that was terrible but one hundred percent agree with you terrible fucking movie and i'm in the yeah i like equal me off to know it du it's in musical It's a musical did you know that ah i the no joke the new Joker movie is ah is a musical walking walking and ladies that guy always harley and i'm not mad at that i love I mean, I want to see Harley and heart I want to see lady gaga and a harley get up i'm not mad at that i'm just but i'm mad at but i'm mad bypads ah

Speaker: your your nipples are hard.

Speaker: i got time yeah like you don't they are loving me yeah Blaze, you know if we could if we could get Connor to come to Ohio for the Halloween party at the axe throwing place, we could dress up. I could be Batman. You could be Robin and Connor could be Batgirl and we could get him the nipple suit. When did Batgirl have a beard?

Speaker: i as conni what twenty it's twenty twenty four

Speaker: without me pressing. Well, you can come to. You can come to. I can do that. You can play Harley Quinn. You can do some shorty short shorts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Speaker: That's a I'll win a contest somewhere. Jeff has a talented appendage.

Speaker: Look, it's 2024, Connor. It's not that far out of the realm that Batgirl has a beard. Let's be honest. Hey, you know what? Give Hollywood enough time, and there'll be an all -female version of Batgirl. And Batgirl will actually be a dude. Yeah. Yeah. I want to see Asian Beth.

Speaker: home good Yet Lee would be awesome as an Asian back he's so short though ching ch and batman. i think i want to be on that fire with is the real Oh, Jesus. and And you know what he's going to do? He'd be like, in Hong Kong, you'd be dead already. said Hello, I am Batman. Hello. You ever seen 16 Candles? click You forgot the guys. The one guy comes up as long duck dong. They do the dong, so every time Batman shows up, there's a dog.

Speaker: Jackie Chan is Batman would be a Larry. Where's where's Cam when you need him? He's in Detroit actually. i justm that not Where's he at? Cam Cam messaged me the other day. He was like, hey, I made it to Detroit safe and sound. I said the profit real challenge is getting out of Detroit alive. It's not getting there. It's getting in Detroit and easy getting out. That's a whole other ball game. I'll show you guys my i you showed us that when you were at the This is not represent this is not represent my political views or opinions. It's just I'm supporting my guys in the Southern Outlaw Band. it does but why What happened?

Speaker: My cup that I got from the human. What's it say? Oh, but it's the Southern Outlaws. It's a it's a Southern Outlaws band cup. What's that? You missed. Oh, you missed. Yeah. And yeah, this is actually a fantastic this is actually a fantastic. I took it. I took it. Wow. I took it to. No, it's actually a fantastic cup. I took it to work yesterday and I put water in it because I'm trying to.

Speaker: No, no, no, no, no. I've never around anybody. i get well Plus, I was up on the roof all day, as Blaise says. Wait a minute. What is your job again? You fix AC. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right. I was I was up on the roof literally all day yesterday. I was I was cleaning the coils on the AC units. OK, yeah, yeah. um So and it's just one building. One building took me all day. I got to do the other building ah next Friday.

Speaker: But I took this with me. I put water in it and I put a bunch of ice in it. And yeah I got a pop at the gas station on my way into work or whatever. But um at the end of the day, after eight hours and being granted, my elevator roof or my elevator room is on the roof and it's ac it's air conditioned. And when I'm like, since I was up there working on the roof, I dropped the AC down to like sixty eight.

Speaker: um but I had the door open the whole time and I had my cup by the door. But when I got done yesterday and I was leaving, there was still ice in this cup. This is actually a nice little cup. I want to find out what brand it is and have Nikki. You should say on the bottom.

Speaker: Well, so shout out to Mimi's Creations who made this cup. When you buy it, what they do is they put this little rubber coaster thing on the bottom of it. So it doesn't slide? Yeah, so it doesn't slide. It's actually really nice. So it's covering up. I'll message her because she's going to be on the show anyways.

Speaker: her They're gonna they're gonna be on the show anyways, that's what I gotta do tomorrow I gotta send a whole bunch of messages out for potential upcoming guests on Wednesdays and stuff like that But um, no, it's actually a nice cup I want to I want to see if I can get some for Nikki because they stay cold man's be cold That's what it's all about why are you playing with this also?

Speaker: because i cant Did you just play with a random dangerous objects when you drink? You're fun to watch. yeah This this my this it might get better than him falling out of the chair. He might be even falling out of the chair with a solid ball in his hands. No, there's no blade connected, but I can get it.

Speaker: It's kind of worth it. You're going to chop your brand new legs off. Yeah. Lieutenant Dan. Lieutenant Dan. I hope he cuts himself. No, he's going to like strap a dildo to it. That's what his wife does, because even though he's got new legs, his dick doesn't work. POV.

Speaker: POV, you dummy. we' know I don't think you know what POV means. I said the Columbine POV. I know, but both what do you want doing a POV? That doesn't date you at all. makes you i don't think you I don't think he was alive when that happened. I don't think so. He was like a year old. Six? No. He was a baby man. Okay, that starts to hurt after you put a little bit of pressure on him.

Speaker: Yeah, he was... Connor, how old are you? Twenty -seven. Yeah, he was only like three when Columbine happened. I hate such a child. Are we gonna get wiener -bombed by Leggy? Honestly, if you use this slow enough, it makes a really good scrapper. Sure does. If there's a wiener on that monitor, I swear to God's do. god

Speaker: Hi, young 'un! Well, hello. It's a leggy. It's definitely a leggy. Oh, it's anti -leggy. It's anti -leggy again. Oh, yeah. I forgot that was on the thing. I took it off. I don't want to see many wieners. No. I couldn't even have wanted to. I don't have one. Honestly, it's a leggy. You got to prove it. No, no, no, no, no. Pervert.

Speaker: Come sit on Aunty Leggy's lap, Blaze, and tell her all about it. what bla of but I don't know how I feel about that. I only caught half of that set i missed what was said what did you see i said come sit on Aunty Leggy's lap and tell her all about it.

Speaker: oh You said that a few weeks back. Probably. Oh, yeah. It's been a strenuous week to gather over what happened yesterday, never mind what happened a few weeks ago. Straining with, huh? Yes, not in a good way. I mean, it's not always in a good way. Just ask any woman who's been with Jeff. Wow. I want to know at what point does this pace start to hurt?

Speaker: Just pull, just pull the trigger off. This is be a great question. god wait all it but my small i regret coming in here or no like yeah He's like a small child.

Speaker: I don't think you can put him on the main. Oh, yep. As long as you don't put too much pressure on it, it's not that bad. He's like a small fucking child who doesn't know any better. That's what she said. Don't put too much pressure on it. I'm glad you you added that extra caveat on there. like Because I said he's like a small child who doesn't know any better. That's what she said. Whoa, that's not the only one. Oh, this is a lot of talking, Ophelia.

Speaker: yeah I was actually referring to, I was responding to Connor's comment. Well, that's why I said it's a good thing you put that caveat on there. What's going on in your world? Oh man, it has been crazy busy. Sorry, I just started coming and start eating because I thought that hasn't happened for a while. You know, you used to have... Yeah, yeah, I had to come and replace him for a little bit, you know?

Speaker: just say Tony, Jeff, Jarvis, they all eat on the show. Connor eats on the show. We're right to i having a serious conversation finished my for not tonight not tonight nine danta today modern iron level have a series sandwich before we yeah right in the middle of having a serious conversation on a Monday night. Connor's like, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.

Speaker: and the nas did you fucking respond number agreed hundred percent one thank you bla so to answer your question

Speaker: your cut the chair in half I'm trying to talk to like you just cut the chair in half and show us it after your death he doesn't cause he's gonna run that why would you turn that go ahead like Um, no, I, uh, well, obviously the fringe happened and then, Oh, congratulations on that. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Actually. Yeah, it went all right. But I think because of the whole like Lindsay badger situation a couple of days beforehand, I feel like I didn't, it kind of put a, a, sorry.

Speaker: How did I explain this? I felt like I was kind of in a, not a daze, but I wasn't into it in the way that I would have been. Do you know what I mean? Like I hadn't processed the fact that she had died. Do you know what I mean? Like that. So that was kind of hovering over and then the French finished and then my mum ended up in bloody hospital and she just got out to me. How's Mama Leggy doing? Hey, baby girl, we're up on the big screen.

Speaker: Hello. So, um, she was in, she was in for just over a week and they let her out to today. show oh look it's Hey, Haley. hay I'm down. Sorry. She was she was in for about a week. I'm I'm sorry. It's not even that important. I'm just being I'm trying to be polite by answering your question, but it doesn't even need to be discussed. You know, I mean, I mean, is is is mama like you OK? Is she is she good? So far they had she had an operation yesterday. They've let her out. Obviously, we need to find out if that's actually going to rectify the situation. We're they're trying to save our leg. and

Speaker: Okay, ladies and gentlemen, we gotta to go byebye byebye bye Bye. So yeah, fingers crossed and all that. And then today I got the news about my school friend. So it's just like, fuck, like there's no, there's no let up. You know what I mean? It's just boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, back to back shit. You know, they, not to, not to jinx it, but they say bad things happen in three.

Speaker: Well, yeah, but I mean, that's three. I'm hoping that that's not going to be. up I'm hoping that the the the leg situation isn't a bad thing. I'm hoping that it's going to be OK, you know. Well, I mean, yeah, let's put let's all hope that Mama Leggy comes out fine.

Speaker: you know, that that whole good things are bad things coming through. It usually it usually does, actually, it usually does, like I know it's just a saying, but it usually tends to be the case. We'll see. But m I don't mean to come in and like, you know, fucking put a downer on shit. I'm here because, you know, it's always going to go. I was just going to share i was gonna share a picture from last weekend.

Speaker: boy There it is. Oh, bring it up, bring it up. Don't leave it up for more than just a second. What is that? You know, it's just call me. That's funny. Fucking dare you. I have to I didn't make it long ago. I did a video. Yeah, it's a little two second gift. It's funny. One more fucking time.

Speaker: make Make that a picture and send it to me. Hold on, play it again. You're going to clip it. You're going to screenshot it. up Yeah, screenshot it.

Speaker: yeah So I feel like I've missed a lot of the stuff you guys have been doing. I know that you were doing the, the you know, the accident thing last week. I was only in for maybe about an hour or a couple of hours maybe. it took So I kind of missed a lot of what, do you know what I mean? I've not really been around.

Speaker: Right. Yeah. You've been kind of MIA for a hot minute. We're up on the big TV like right now. Yeah. Yeah. At at the bar. Oh no. Shit. What's up everybody? How the fuck's everybody doing? That's what I said. Hey baby girl. No. Yeah. You, but you needed, you need, you need a, you, you had a crazy month of August and with with the French and and everything like that. And a couple of quotes. Sorry, Mom, if you're listening. and ah The couple of cunts you had to deal with the entire month. <unk> Yeah. Yeah. Wow. It's funny because I've seen them or one of them posting on, you know, how there's like artist groups, you know, people, you know, Facebook groups for people that are involved in the arts and involved in the French just stuff. Nice.

Speaker: It's quite funny, like what the one, the female one, she keeps posting about how like miserable she is and she hasn't been paid from the French society and she's moaning about this, that and the other. And I'm just sitting there thinking, nay fucking luck. Like that's what you get for being a cunt. I'm just sitting there thinking that's caramel. Yeah, no i yeah 100%, 100 % that's garbage. So you get you guys got all all the, uh, all the artists got, uh,

Speaker: Hailey, you guys are throwing axes. Be careful, girl. but dangerous game um You guys got the artist got paid for being there for the whole month. No, so the way it works is there's different there's different framework, there's different there's different ways it's set up. Some of us did free shows where people could donate money in the bucket at the end of the show. oh gotcha to me something Some people sold tickets in advance, some people went to paid venues where the only option you had was to

Speaker: you purchase a ticket in advance. Do you know what I mean? Like different shows were different on a different thing. She had done a pay what you want kind of situation where people could pay for tickets up front or donate to the bucket and obviously the people who collect the money and gather all together haven't paid or so. So and it's not funny like I just thought like fuck you like maybe if you weren't such a bitch maybe you would have got your money sooner like maybe someone else has got wind of what you're like you know what I mean?

Speaker: since since he's watching on the big TV so you guys do since you guys so they there's one particular picture I wanted to show while everybody is there at the I don't know who that she's next to well I don't well I don't know who's at the bar but there's one picture position three that I I found four. Oh, it's just the three of them. Yeah. Yeah. just oh Well, then no, no, no. Don't say assholes. That's all Jeff all day long. He told me to do it. No, I did not. I study the private message, Nicky. Do it with the older women. Show me the private message. Show me the private message as well, Jeff. Who's Marty? Who's Marty? That's my New Mexican daughter.

Speaker: Apparently, my house has become Glick's house of wayward children. and But barty's Marty's awesome. That's my oldest daughter. ah That's her best friend. And she needed a she she needed a place to stay. And Nikki and I were like, yeah, well, actually, let me rephrase that. Nikki was like, yeah, that's fine. And then I came home from work and found out that she was here. but i like i like marty seems like what about multiple women

Speaker: but yeah No, I actually I actually like Marty she's she's a good kid and She works and everything like that. She gave and I told her I said, you know, I told her the other day I said it's nice to have a kid come in the house and the first six out of six words out of their mouth Isn't fuck when they come home from work ah Because Marty will come in and she'll sit down and she'll just start telling us about our day the other one my oldest one is The fucking motherfuckers at the fucking damn end. I'm like, why do you say that so much? That makes you sound trashy. Like, just talk like a normal human being.

Speaker: But, you know, dual houses, what are you going to do? One parent says one thing's okay, another parent's like, I mean, like, not that I have anything wrong with the word fuck. I mean, I say it obviously, but. I don't i don't have a problem with with that. It's different when you ever use it.

Speaker: Yeah, it's it's ah it's real. It's it's a how can you how can you overuse the word? Fuck, fucking fuck is fucking fucking awesome. It's also not really all that great when a dad hears his 18, 19 year old daughter walk in the door and she's like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckers, motherfuckers, fucking fucking hell, fucking fucking he fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I'm like, well, I'm now I'd be like, well, welcome to the real world. I get it.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Nikki apparently snapped you, please. I got it. I got it. Now. So Marty's Marty's the new addition to our family. We we've apparently adopted her. all Oh, well, I'm sorry. I do like her. Marty's a good kid. And she's fun as hell. She talks shit, man. She talks shit with the best of them. Like I said, so she calls me a cracker. And then we just make fun of each other. She's a good kid. And I feel like I not.

Speaker: the I don't want to delve too much into her personal business, but I'm glad she's here and she's in a much better place here than where she was. That's that's what matters. bla This is why I threw you. Nick,

Speaker: you sent you a snap. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yes, that's right. because i was I was throwing the axe like I was wearing a a very heavy person I armed that night. Yeah, I know Haley and I still have to have our one on one battle because I don't know. I mean the champ showed out and showed up that night even after being down in the dumps and being sick as hell all night. He still showed up and performed like a real champion does. I'm three and oh and an axe throwing. I'm just saying.

Speaker: but I actually know what I was. I had it inside and then somebody's like, do it at the emoji. i Do it at the emoji. thinking I'm going to fucking miss it anyway. I fucking hit the emoji lost to point and And in in the late great words of Eddie Guerrero. We lie, we cheat, we steal. If ain't cheating, you ain't winning me.

Speaker: I said, Hey, please hit that emoji. He's like, wow. I was like, I don't know. Just hit it. He was like, okay. I didn't think you would actually be able to hit it with the way he was thought all night. yeah that emoji Get in the center of it. Yes. I guess if I were to actually try and then even, and then even brought in a ringer with Haley, her parents own the extra enjoy it and she couldn't even come back and catch the champ because I'm the greatest. It's all.

Speaker: It's all I'll let you, if, if, if you beat me, Haley, I'll let you wear the belt for five minutes. The belt weighs more than she does, but nonetheless, we'll do it. but We'll do it. October 19th at the Halloween party. Lock it in folks. Good versus Haley. No bigger competition has ever happened since Rocky went to Russia and bought Ivan Drago.

Speaker: Should we? she Where is Rocky actually? That's a good point. Not seeing him around for a while. Sly? I don't i know. I know. I know. I know things are different, like like television and stuff is different for like you and Jeff. I don't know if you guys have Paramount over there, Leggy. But if you have Paramount, he's got a new show on Paramount. It's coming out. Yeah.

Speaker: It's called Tulsa King and it's a really good show. It's like it's like I think she was talking about Rocky Lee. She was talking about Rocky Lee. Oh, was she talking about Rocky Lee? I'm pretty sure she was. Yes. Now I'm very confused. I'm very confused. I was like, I was like, Rock Lee has a Sean Panama. What? I'm very confused. I thought you were. I was talking about Rocky and I was talking about Stallone. Please. Thank you for trying. Yeah.

Speaker: See, I'm paying attention. Well, who keeps sticking me up at the top? I don't go down there. I'm down here. There we go. That's Saturday nights is probably your first job. Yeah. doesnt like Like you have to be on top. Yep. I'm a, and like he's always on top. I'm a power bottom. Are you serious right now, dog? You're going to find the clean clothes.

Speaker: You're not the greatest I can beat you for the belt. Somebody needs to take, does need to take him down a bit and watch it too. Disappointed me the other day when he beat you. fucking I was sick too. I was sick too. Oh no, because that's the first time in my entire life I've thrown axes at a wall at a fucking bar. That was the first time in my life that I've ever thrown axes Oh my god. Liars. Well, I haven't done it before either. You know what? unlike Unlike Jeff, I have integrity.

Speaker: so Wow. You're being too quiet, Jeff, so i have to play you I have to single you out. You always just get a fucking low blow.

Speaker: Well, I mean, he's only three foot tall. That's the only way you can hit him, is with the long block. You know, I set that up perfectly waiting for you to knock it down. I'm so glad, I'm so glad you landed that one.

Speaker: i yeah I'm pretty good at what I do. We're on the same wavelength. click I'm glad, that's good. I'm pretty good at what I do around these parts. I am the greatest. I told you, if you beat me, I'll let you wear the belt for five minutes.

Speaker: for five minutes. No, that's not the way that works. Yep. I'll also I'll also deny it until the until the day I die that you beat me if you beat me. but yeah Yeah. That's the other. That's a sore loser. I mean, I can never have I don't even know. ah I don't even know who this Haley girl is. I've never what is this **** I ax throwing. I've never even been there. What are you talking about? ****

Speaker: but guy i bad I kept calling it a different shit myself, dude. I can never get it straight. The fight is on. I mean, it's not like for the win.

Speaker: wait I thought it was Hailey. I thought it was Hailey that was challenging. I heard all night.

Speaker: and then he plasd on like nothing happened He's been doing it all night. That's the first time I noticed that What are you talking about? Because everyone had gone quiet, like he timed it really badly. like it' like you you You know, you know, the bad thing about it, Haley, though, the pressure is all on you because everybody, I mean, I have proven myself time and time again that I am the champ and everybody still doubts me and hates on me. So all the pressure is on you. So many, so many competitors have come to dethrone me and they've all fallen.

Speaker: I'm like the king of Persia in 300. Nobody gives a shit. This is a funny thing. you can go Everybody gives a shit. It don't matter. It don't matter. It don't matter if people give a shit or not. I know. But you do. So that's fine. I don't even give a shit. I just like talking shit. I like talking shit. Shit. Titties. Titties. Titties. Titties. Titties. Titties. Titties. Titties. You good? You ready?

Speaker: she it's just

Speaker: she I'm going to bring her up, but I'm waiting for her to get situated. Who's that? That's Nicky. Oh, I got to scroll my screen down. i don't See, we don't see it. We don't see that. Oh, yeah, that's right. Well, I see. I had a I had a scroll. I had it. I can see. I can see. I had a scroll down. Yes,

Speaker: I think he's in there. No, no. Blaise is logged in. Hello. I can't figure out why my volume won't go up. Hold on a minute. Oh, it's gone up. Like my ears hear it. Like loud. Oh my goodness.

Speaker: ah she is There's a hell of a lag. Long time no see. boom There's Haley. My next victim.

Speaker: I can't hear this. He's up here. He's the eagle in the corner.

Speaker: The queen. I did not have this problem before. I don't know, sorry. Automatically adjust my volume if you're having issues.

Speaker: like what we should do. next like It won't work for me because my camera's not on. But you guys should pretend to talk like mouth words and make her think that she's not got any volume. um I have it now. Say it.

Speaker: like did you go ah go to say you forget you forget she's coming You forget she's coming back home. to my house. She's coming back home to our house. ah You were funny on the podcast, weren't you?

Speaker: and um and other idea You're in trouble now. Well, there's my Mexican daughter. One and only. Yeah, well, I told her the other day I was going to go home. Oh, that's who was in that other picture.

Speaker: Yeah, I said I told her the other day I was going to build a wall around the front door so she couldn't get in. Wow. I told him I'm good at climbing. True Mexican right there. Listen, marty Marty has a story to tell you. She has a mall security story to tell you. Oh Lord, yes, Marty's security at at the mall here in town. She just got the job. She started this week. It was her first week there.

Speaker: Okay. So Spencer's, they call me and they say that they have these two teenage, uh, African -American females and they gave me their description of what they're wearing. I hunt them down on, uh, they start giving me attitude. I said, you got five seconds to listen to me or the cops are going to come. They got scared. So they went into Spencer's with me. Turns out they started stolen dildo. Um, yeah, it gets better.

Speaker: um better baby they What I was told is it it got put under the shirt. I asked them where it's at. They say it's in the bathroom. So I go to the bathroom. I take the housekeeping lady because I'm an adult and there's two minors and I don't want to get accused of doing something. So I made sure another female goes in there with me. They hid it in the bathroom stall. These two girls went in the bathroom, don't want to know what they did with it.

Speaker: but it was unpackaged in the bathroom just sitting. So I get a glove and then here I am carrying the dildo through the mall going past kids. And one kid asked, what's that? I just keep walking because what am I supposed to say? So Spencer's got their dildo back and it's used and yeah.

Speaker: And so they threw it away and they got banned from the store. and leave So that was my fun story. That is why you don't want to visit NERC Ohio because we suck. We really do. Well, Nikki, I made you something. Oh, what did you mean? like

Speaker: sorry ands How many different variations of that are you gonna make in my lifetime? well i just found his depend on how long your life play i played with I can make a thousand if I want. He's enjoying it way too much. just He has so much fun with that. ye You will never get a sandwich. That's okay. You'll never live down being a cougar. But I'm not. There has to be a 15 year age gap. we can all go away

Speaker: I mean, there's a 21 year age gap. Shut up. You were going to be 42 next month. I'm going to be 22. I mean, 43. Fuck, I don't even know how old you are. Bailey said old. He farts out, though. No, baby. What happens with age? You start forgetting things. I'm going to be 23 next month. Next month. And that's my story. Sometimes I forget my own name and I'm 18.

Speaker: What if Bill Clinton, if Bill Clinton can come out and say, I i did not have have sexual relationships with that intern and the whole fucking world believed him. I can everybody I'm 22. It's 2024. You can say whatever you want and we have to believe it. yeah I did. You identify you identify as a 22 year old. I identify as a 22 year old. I've been a lesbian my whole life. I'm a vegetarian.

Speaker: I have I have I had I don't know if I still have her or not. I don't have to. Well, when I'm going through my clothes tomorrow, I'll find out. But I still know my mother, my ex mother -in -law, who is a lesbian, got me a shirt one time when they were down in Florida that said was it said vegetarian across. it That's all it said was a vegetarian.

Speaker: but mark When Nikki, when Nikki starts making shirts we have to... I don't care about him like here. Throw down that says vegan.

Speaker: What? You've never seen those shirts? No. Your audio's cutting out. Say it again. I'll show ya. I want to know. I'm not sure if I want to know.

Speaker: yeah i was gonna say do you really want to know jeff said it so listen first being somebody that works in an axe throwing place i really suck at the whole axe throwing thing that's okay i worship it i think i have 20 points cumulatively and we're in our fifth game

Speaker: You should practice when you get home. I mean, you've got a moving target. I'm going to start practicing with my flags. I thought we were friends. Now I'm gonna and i'm going to have to dodge axes. I mean, he's going to come home and be like, look, I got new axes at the homie depot. The homie depot.

Speaker: barney mcly turn Yeah, I'm just going to run through the house. Fuck you, lady. I could get styrofoam ones to Cashew still have one of those. Yeah, they're velcro. Yeah, the velcro ones or or the even the ones that it looks like. It's the one that Blaze needs. Blaze needs velcro once they practice on. Wow. I missed that.

Speaker: so Hailey said you need to go for the ones to practice. so Yes, I probably did. ah away hey i will I will say this. I will say this. I was I was throwing axes against two special needs individuals last weekend, but nonetheless, I'm still a three time champ. Oh Lord. Marty says it's because I'm white and that's why I can't hit the at at the targets. What's my excuse?

Speaker: Well, yeah, but your parents own the joint, so. and um people up ready Yeah, it's like 9 ,000 degrees up here now. Oh, 53 minutes. I can't close. Yay.

Speaker: people You know those dark boards that look like they they have? It's not. but a It's really loud. I'm really struggling. I muted you guys for a second. Yeah. See it again, Jeff. They got those pins. It's like, uh, it's, I can't remember what it's called, but it's got pins. Instead of, instead of being a Velcro, it's, it's got almost looked like like pins come out. So it doesn't actually stick in. I can't remember what it's called. I'm trying to find one. Pins instead of Velcro. Well, it's, um, it's a safe. Are you talking about the dark?

Speaker: Yeah, they've got the dark boards that instead of darts, they've got little... ah Yeah, no that undo there yeah here we go. I found a picture. There we go. I wonder if you can do the act version of these. You might be able to. of The plastic darts. Yeah, like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah Oh yeah you can yeah yeah yeah, they've got an axe version of that. I was gonna say an axe version of that you can play at home and be quote unquote safe. That's what they had at um West Church social they had the rubber

Speaker: whatever with like stupid rubber axes. Just for clarification, I was joking about, you know, Nikki throwing axes at Glick, I was. Oh, I'm not. I'm not. And I didn't specifically say Glick, I said I'm moving target. I'm moving anything. So, well, there is no, I'm just. going up Just for a moment. I'm just from a legal hat. I'm just from a legal hat on here for a minute. Like he's making sure she's not accountable for any actions. Exactly. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff is the keeper of the green room. Check the Snapchat. Jeff is the keeper of the green room. We see you. Whoa. Calm down in the chat, psychopath. First and foremost, Jeff is the keeper of the backstage area.

Speaker: uh is clearly very um enthusiastic yeah very enthusiastic everyone for fits hi noelle hi how are how is your day today whole thing different day are you from where are you from ohio i but i recognize the one nikki i recognize her are

Speaker: You recognize Nikki? No, the other girl. I think she's from Ohio. I'm not sure. I'm sorry. I just... I think Noelle's been up before. You're familiar? Yeah, Noelle's been up here. Yeah, Noelle's been up here. She came up on Blaze's show too, didn't she? Yeah. Blaze's show. Yes, of course I did.

Speaker: know haisley like um um i don't mean i don't and i know I don't know if she came up on my show. Yeah, it was you, me, and Brian. Text it to Brian. I thought that was that Saturday night that Glick was not there. Brian. That was it. That was it. She's been up here. She's been up here before when I was up here. Where are you from, Noel? I'm from Ohio.

Speaker: ti you Yes, I am. Oh, nice. I'm from Thailand. Where are you guys from?

Speaker: I'm from Saturn. Where? Where? I'm from the seventh dimension. The seventh dimension. What is going on? The seventh school in hell.

Speaker: ah being on the so um he You're going down just so you know from and bell no you I'm gonna smoke you like blaze smokes a blunt. No, I'm gonna make you chopped ham Which is funny enough because I don't do blunts that you lot because That's because you're not American. You don't drink American beer and you don't drink a and you don't smoke American weed. I guess not. American, put a koozie on that blunt.

Speaker: Oh, Lord have mercy. What's going on in your world, Noelle? What's going on in my world? It's I am hanging out with my friends. I work and I have a boyfriend and I am 24 and I, and I love walks at home. I like long watch it it walks on the beach too. fuck who i know You got a lot going on over there in your neck of the woods.

Speaker: Do you know what I just thought of when you said that, Blaise? Do you remember Miss Congeniality and the glassie gets asked the question and she says, what do you think, what's an ideal date? And she says something about like, she actually says the date like of the year. Oh yeah, all you need is a light jacket.

Speaker: And Miss Congeniality is like, what is your perfect date? He's like, Right around September because it's a light day. Stop meeting me. It's loud there. There's nothing going on. We can hear your ventilation. It's your ventilation. like Everybody else has called you. work niki All right. Well, I love you. I'm going to get ready to close up. Is that us back there on the TV? It's not even 12 o 'clock. What time do you have? Midnight. Midnight. But if there's no reservations, I can close at 11.

Speaker: you Do you want if you want me to bring you home food? Text me. Taco Bell says the white guy in Mexico.

Speaker: if Where you? Where are you? Where are you going to go? Are you going to try? I don't know. Just text me. I'm going to go so I can finish up. I got to sweep everything tonight. I still want to. I still want a strawberry banana milkshake or strawberry. We're dependent on where you go.

Speaker: All right, I'll figure it out. I love you. Bye, guys. Let me know where you go. and i I love you, baby. Have fun. Have fun doing it. Where are you from in Ohio? Like, you don't have to tell us exactly. Like, north i on i lee of Cleveland. Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well. mar Yeah, from the land. Let's go. Baby.

Speaker: Oh, and so and so who is who is those two girls? I've I'd too recognize them. I do. Well, you've probably seen them on our other shows. In real life. I think I saw them. And so. And Julie and I saw her from The Haunt and how she works at Love You. Is that the one? and they Yeah, they totally work at the haunted houses.

Speaker: They do. You see a lot of things, don't you? I do. They do. Or are you kidding me? No, I'm kidding. Trust me. i I don't think you've seen them in real life if you're in Cleveland. But you've probably seen them on the show. Yes. If you want to show, you probably see them on the show. I see dead people. All the time. Randy Orton has a really, but really great theme song.

Speaker: yeah hour bell um on there I know you guys don't get that reference about Randy Orton because he's a wrestler. But um i'm gonna I'm gonna play this for just a second. And I hope that the opening line that I'm hoping is in there is in there. So you guys can understand where I'm going with this.

Speaker: Did you hear the only one? Randy Orton. Are you listening? Yes, I'm listening. Are you listening to that video? Yes, he was listening. Calm down. with We were all listening. You know what? lady I'm getting actions thrown at me. I don't particularly.

Speaker: Care for your attitude right now. You can bend them off with your big belt and act as a shield. I actually, I can. I've got three of them. I can. I'm going to be like a true Viking warrior with my shield. Exactly. That's exactly it. You're going to be a Viking warrior.

Speaker: yeah What? I but thought we were friends. like that you thought wrong. I thought that you could take banter. So maybe I was wrong. ah you i don't eat I don't accept your banter. I don't accept sarcasm in my world. Well, that's just tough titty.

Speaker: talk horse honor Did somebody say titties? i was but

Speaker: ah the tea

Speaker: i don't know i I don't know. Blaze Haley has your snap now. I feel like everybody's demanding the Blaze checky Snapchat. like i I want to be what kind of party's going on over there. I was i wish Nikki would have sent her last message to our group chat.

Speaker: not your fault. It's your fault if you had me, though. Yeah. Hey, you Lee. Be responsible for your choices. Blaze is a Blaze is a hot commodity, man. and nonsense score Well, you didn't say that he was a conclusion that you drew that he's the sexiest one on the panel or something. Well, obviously, you know, I mean, he is his magnetism. has Yeah. Sexy magnetism. He's a sexy son, bitch. That's what it is. It was hard to contain myself. Girl.

Speaker: And then and then and then Blaze said that I didn't have to contain myself so I unleashed the beast last weekend. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl.

Speaker: Hold on, like you said, you're not left out. that that that that did do Oh, hey, hey, we might get out. We might get an appearance from Rock Lee tonight. Woo woo. Yay. I wondered where he's been. That's me girl, girl. What the fuck is that? What kind of like, excuse me, girl, hey you girl, first of all, woman, she's a woman like you. Um,

Speaker: And I think you can refer to her as a leggy or banana lady. and you can a

Speaker: you cheekyfuer that's funny it put

Speaker: um ah you Are you are you are you playing Fortnite or apex or something right now or college? oh I am just looking on a computer on Instagram. I'm sorry She's like I'm scrolling not watching born Why would I do that?

Speaker: because i know everybody else know so so explain You why to watch more everyone I mean, it's just it's normal human activity. Except for like, she's never watched porn in her life. It's like, give me a reason not to. Right? Please be quiet. Who, me? No.

Speaker: what do you what do you what do what do you What are you watching on Instagram? i you you You wanted to come up here and then... might Excuse me, I just need some new friends. are they i aye I don't have a lot of new friends that can drive. That's what I always need. You can't drive?

Speaker: I cannot drive because of my disability. I'm sorry. hono says I can't because of my disability because I cannot, I cannot focus. Well, I tried and i it it it it was neither can any of us. Can you stop laughing at me? I'm not laughing at you. We're laughing at actually. I got a Mexican sneak attack on me. What? What? I'm used to it. What? There's a Mexican in my house. See?

Speaker: Can you please stop? Okay, I'm sorry. Hi, I'm sorry. I don't hear imaginary voices and see imaginary people. you do yeah from some mades Am I wrong? Are you Mexican? No, I'm white. You are not white. And she's in my house. Are you real? No. Oh God, I am seeing things. She said she's not real.

Speaker: and wheels on the bus like roll around in

Speaker: No, I did we were not laughing at you we were laughing at what the joke I made This is what we do here we make jokes Jokey -jokeys apparently fall I mean, to be fair, sometimes they're not funny, but, you know. i This is true. This is true. Sometimes yeah if we take our lumps. Sometimes they don't land and and we take our lumps when we're not funny. but i is no sorry I'm so I'm so sorry that I didn't and didn't it know you were like laughing at laughing. Oh, you're fine.

Speaker: five hundred million Oh my god, it's a real life mexican, uh, not jeff but who pretends to be Who do I blame for this Somehow I feel it's gonna be on me. I blame I blame haley. I blame yeah another I feel like I need another cup of tea i'll be back I feel like I should start drinking again I was supposed to jump off here. I wasn't gonna jump off at 10 o 'clock, but I'm about 23 minutes late from that but I just got in here I can I please talk to you guys

Speaker: I didn't say, well, no, we usually stay here till one, but I mean, I'm, I was planning on jumping, dipping early, but. That is me.

Speaker: daddy blas the dominator Can I please talk to you guys? Cause I'm in a great day today.

Speaker: i I got some good ass sleep today. God, I did. Please, don't. Hell yeah. help today Today, you like took a mid -day nap? Smoke weed every day. yeah me all you ah Excuse me, I... I wake up at six o 'clock.

Speaker: PM not am p .m. It was really good. Oh my god Excuse me today. I just went to a ah Hockey game. It's not a professional it is It's I wasn't who won it Uh, two of the, uh, Cleveland teams, one, two of them. Uh, what is that? What is the Cleveland hockey team? Oh, I know what they are. all kind of keeping No, no, not that one. Not that team. I was, it was just, it is just, it is just, um, the not professional league. Is it just, uh,

Speaker: don't know what's it called. You don't understand.

Speaker: yeah oh you i semipro Was it a high school college or something like that? It was like a, it was like a high school, like a, like, um, like a different, uh, counties or, yeah. where yeah i know i spelled I know I spelled that wrong, but look it up and get it on. Yes, yeah ah different counties were, was what was there?

Speaker: Yeah. Different counties. Yes. next like that Yes. so, okay, that's cool. That's cool. Did you enjoy the, did, did, did you enjoy the games? It was one, one game was really intense. One game was really intense. It was, oh my gosh. That's what they say when you have sex, when you go camping, it's intense.

Speaker: Can you please you please stop? i don't I don't like that. I don't like that talking. Please stop. I don't like it. Please stop. I'm sorry. That's what we do. That reminds me. That reminds me. So there this this guy goes into a therapist's office and he says, Doctor, I can't have these dreams.

Speaker: that that I'm a teepee. And then he says, then I have a dream that I'm a wigwam. I'm a teepee. I'm a wigwam. We would take a wigwam. And the doctor says, calm down. We're too tense.

Speaker: explain Sorry, that joke just popped in my head. hey ah blaze i found something um I feel like I feel like I'm going to hell now. What's up? i found something i found My sanity?

Speaker: no i found the elusive sas watch sound

Speaker: Jeff had to translate English to Sasquatch. Thank you. Nice. Hold on, High Cone. Hold on, High Cone. It's almost over, buddy. I promise you it's almost over, High Cone. Oh, I thought that was That was hilarious. That's why i was quiet I was playing with that in the background. and Excuse me. Excuse me.

Speaker: uh can we be friends in here all of us can why can't we be friends why can't we be friends so that reminds me i just re -watched uh lethal weapon so really how is how really how was that amazing it's been amazing all 975 times i've watched it kickass ninety s Buddy Cop comedy action movies and Mel Gibson was and Mel Gibson was adorable when he was younger. Well, here's the thing. So so I've been watching the rookie.

Speaker: na million I don't want to start watching that, but I feel like I'm going to be disappointed because I watch all these clips on YouTube and stuff like that. No, it's actually really good. But but that but that that's that that that punk band in the garage, the cop movie. Yeah. So okay so that the the only problem with that the the punk band thing before each episode starts, there's a little clip of something funny happening, right? Yeah, I figured it was something in the beginning. It was like, it yeah.

Speaker: Have you seen the club or have you seen in the show when the choir comes out? It happens in season four. actually He brings the choir out. Season six. But but I'm watching.

Speaker: I'm watching the rookie and and at one point or another somebody has to shoot somebody then they have to go to therapy and they got to fill all this paperwork and they got you know they when you shoot somebody in a line of duty you have to write that in there well not right then there when it's over you turn in your badge and gun and you're investigated by ia And I was like, wait a minute, this will be LAPD, where Riggs and Myrtle have killed 400 ,000 pieces. here money Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What happened?

Speaker: she money They shoot somebody? What happened? It's a movie. People get shot in movies all the time. It's OK. It's make believe. Why? But it bothers me when it comes to the inconsistent. Why do they get shot? Great rules and regulations.

Speaker: Because they're bad guys. Because the bad guys deserve to be shot. Check snack. Am I? problemmatic Community. diplomatic immun and is and alright Am I? and bye Am I? Wait, wait, wait, where were you going with this?

Speaker: I was going and I am a bad guy. Do you think or no i'm always sorry i I have, I have no idea. I don't think so. No, I don't. Excuse me. Excuse me. This is who I am in real life. Like that. I talk to them. Yeah. They're eating dogs and cats in Springfield.

Speaker: So as squeeze me guys hey the me the main guy with the hat, are you really just like that in real life or no? Like what? Which main guy in the hat? Who's the head on? I think that's you. Which main guy? Me or Gweed every day? am i Okay, that's enough of that. Did you find that video? I told you to look up.

Speaker: Yes. Please look it up and get it downloaded. What video? Hold on. Vicki said, am I here? I don't. i I'm sorry. I don't mean to make fun of people, but there's a lot going on in that equation. Yeah, I'm making me very hell. There's a lot going on in that equation. I'm back. Did i did Noelle leaf?

Speaker: uh sort of hodor oh i asked hodor was she booted or did she leave i don't know what happened oh okay well i'm back and i've got tea i'll have a message uh oh that's what what is that you're arguing what was that what was that he's disappointed and now we know why nick is throwing axes at me

Speaker: but I find the actual video can't find the actual video. I'm searching. there If I had to, I'll... I was going to say, send me a link to it. sorry yeah isn that That isn't a musical one where somebody's turned it into a song. They're eating the cats and they're eating the dogs. Is that what you're talking about? No, so...

Speaker: debate. Trump said something about Springfield, Ohio, where they're chasing the cats and dogs. It's a hot dance now. I don't know about the dance, but there's a whole lot of music songs, there's a whole lot of songs that have been made. There's a whole lot of dumb people out there. Yeah, it's hilarious.

Speaker: so

Speaker: ah get tired now mid is halfpa three in the morning and i suppose that should be time I was say you stay up way too you late. I know and I've just not been sleeping at all over the past couple of weeks but hopefully I'll get into my stride again.

Speaker: So where is it?

Speaker: like Check this out. It was nice to see Nikki for a bit because I feel like I've not spoken to her for ages. They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. Eat the cat. Eat the cat. They're eating the dogs. That's the song I was talking about, but she's dancing to the song. But there's an actual video of the person making the song and sampling it.

Speaker: but Oh, really? Yeah, I just found the one. um There's lots of there's lots of people like being very creative. Everyone's well, you know, Dan Bongino said something funny. When it comes to elections, it comes down to one thing, clips and photo ops. and And that's a clip that's going to live in infinite. Oh, yeah. Good or bad.

Speaker: It's good or bad. It's going to live forever. It was pretty funny. It was pretty funny. Oh, it was hilarious. the I have to yell to love kids. right back

Speaker: Awkward. It was just very quiet. It's like what you did over there. What's going on? ah to me Well, no, you're just sitting there like smiling and being yourself. What's Glick doing? He looks like he's up to no good. Yeah, he's never up to no good. i Like, what snap am I about to get?

Speaker: but

Speaker: I can't do the laugh for laughing. Like, I can't get it.

Speaker: Uh, I was, uh, I asked Jeff to complete a project. Jeff could not complete the project. So I had to complete the project for him. Uh, I just sent, um, wait, did somebody, did I just read that right? Or did I read that wrong? Oh, look at you. Let's go. Kentucky wild cats. Sorry. Sports ball.

Speaker: Kentucky Wildcats are actually hanging in there with the Georgia Bulldogs. Georgia is the number one team in the country. Uh, sorry Noel. Jeff was not here and, um. It won't let change power and me actual link.

Speaker: What the fuck you want me to send a goddamn link to Jeff voice in the distance there. Well, you have a what's out Use it. What's that? What's that? I think I figured it out you fuckhead Let me see. to see my dreams, the name.

Speaker: Yeah, it might be. It might be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's let's ah let's ah cleanse our our palates. Wait a minute. What do they are? A plot is a plot.

Speaker: because it won't look like that. Oh my god. Excuse me. Oh my god.

Speaker: <unk>ed figure Okay, well then just go to YouTube to that goddamn video and - What is it you're trying to do? It won't show me the video because it only goes to mobile. My kids have my phone. Why'd you just send me here? Here. Because I sent it to Glick so he could put the link or you know video. I am on the edge of my fucking seat here. crash going to be Because build up to it's been so fucking intense. Let me let me yeah before we go to break. Hold on. hold on Before we go to break. ah Let me let me go to YouTube on my on my laptop here and put it in this. this bit one All this fucking. What video? What video is he talking about?

Speaker: I don't know. It's in the Snapchat. That's what we're on. the That's what we're on the edge of our seats trying to wait and find out. Fucking waiting here. Yeah. Yeah. Jeff could pull up anything. jeff Jeff could literally pull up anything on the fly. And now he's all of a sudden. No, but I will show you what I'm saying. Now all of a sudden, now all of a sudden it doesn't fucking work. Hold on a second. I don't know. I don't know how to say. Fuck's sake, Jeff. Oh, God.

Speaker: OK, there we go. I'm on YouTube. i my I'm on YouTube on my on my laptop. I'm going to go to the video. This is the message I get. Open mobile app to view. I don't have the mobile app. The app is on my phone. OK, from my laptop, we're going to share it. Literally, this is what I did. I'm going to share it. I'm going to copy this. I'm going to come back.

Speaker: I'm going to come back to the studio. I'm going to put it in the private chat. Does that help? Here you go. They're in the private chat. That I can bring up. OK. Well, yeah, you're just going to share the page.

Speaker: Crack is black. Jesus Christ, this guy could literally do anything from the fly. God forbid he fucking actually goes to YouTube on his laptop and punches something in. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Speaker: I'm so scared right now.

Speaker: Yes, ladies and gentlemen, but I'm a terrible fucking human being and I'm going to hell and I know that and I know that and I've accepted that. And if you don't fucking like me, there's a fucking link in the chat. You could click and bring your silly ass up here and voice your opinion.

Speaker: because we'll make fun of you just like we did to her. But voice it really nicely. The voice is in my head. They talk to me. They ain't having me. They understand.

Speaker: did

Speaker: what Nicky said. I can love friends.

Speaker: i say said i might he think he said i might have beat a little

Speaker: someone drink great tv nola Like he hates me. She's like, we're not friends anymore. You're an asshole. Like I was right. that I'm just saying nothing because I'm not down for being unkind, you know? No, I Right.

Speaker: But I think there's a lot going on in that world. um There's a lot of unknowns, but I didn't think she was going to abruptly like give her the hammer. I thought it was going to be like, I thought more, I thought more like he would do the dance like you and I do or like, you know, like you and I have done and Blaise and I have done and Connor and I have done and he would be like, well, you know, Noel, we appreciate you coming up here. And and then I would have cut it and been like, you know, hey, have a great night, blah, blah, blah. And no Jeff was just like, axe.

Speaker: Yeah. just like you I'm a terrible human being. The thing is, you don't know you don't know what's going on and that's why I refuse to just not partake in, you know.

Speaker: guilty by association. Probably. Probably. But I know that I haven't said it but i know that i haven't said anything that's, you know. No, you have not. So. Welcome to the dark side, Nikki. She said, she said.

Speaker: ah

Speaker: Speaking of what I have, I haven't said anything and I haven't participated, but funny nonetheless. Did you watch the final on the road grand tour? I haven't. Well, we can talk about what I may have, but it would have been a long time ago. Like, you know, it literally just got posted onto Amazon Prime.

Speaker: Uh on the 12th, it is the final episode in the final series of the grand tour. Oh, shit. It's always a retiree. Oh, we did upload a uh yeah we could talk a little bit because I'm curious about that because I don't know anything about that show but let's take a real quick break and um hey baby I hope you're I hope you're listening still because I I know you like this song and I know Rocky uh did an amazing cover of this song but I think this this gentleman uh he's a future guest he'll be up on Glitch House of Music here in a couple weeks Lady I might have a surprise for you here in a few. Oh my lucky me okay let' Send this message real quick But um Rocky did a really good cover of this song. It's a good song. I like this song. It's kind of sexy ah but this is a

Speaker: Future guest, he'll be on Glick's House of Music here in a couple of weeks. um Mr. Jay Valor with his cover of Teddy Swin's, Lose Control. And we'll be back here in just a few minutes.

Speaker: Control,

Speaker: I like that. Yeah. Little Jay. baller Have you ever heard that song before? No, that's the first time I've heard it. Oh, dude. That song is everywhere. Rocky. mustar have version of it ah rock Rock Lee, our boy Rocky, does an amazing cover of that song. Yeah, you played it. um That was the day I said I was a little bit in love with rock. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. yeah it is rocky is so is Rocky is so talented, man. yeah and um God, i can't i can't wait I can't wait until I can announce our news.

Speaker: you ba tea can't see shit like i know i you know yeah like like rocky Rocky and I are both guilty of being big teases. We got well, let me rephrase that Rocky's got big things happening, man I'm so proud of the guy. I love the kid to death. I'm so proud of him and somehow I've been in and i love them I'll find his little white girlfriend too. You heard what I said Sorry, baby I'm tired than Tom Brady and Ryan Reynolds

Speaker: are they here what was run ri right My top three man crushes, Rock Lee, number one, Tom Brady, number two and Ryan Reynolds, number three. Sorry, Ryan. Tom Brady's got that jawline. Don't get me started on Tom Brady. Tom Brady's fucking ugly. yeah You watch both of you watch your whore mouths. Wow.

Speaker: it I'm gonna fight them both. I'm gonna fight them both. Hey, I'll fight where you live, Blake. Watch me. I'll fight where you live. And she has axes, so be very afraid. I'm afraid of her. Hey, I'll get the address. Don't test me.

Speaker: but I'll give you the address. I'm bobbin' weaves. was diggin' zag. I'm like Connor. He bobs and chokes. Wow.

Speaker: what Well, anyways, welcome back to Nonsense School. Yeah, welcome back to Nonsense School Nonsense, everybody. This is a Saturday night show. It's unhinged. I'm apologetic. Yeah, you see you see what's happening. The inmates are the inmates are in control man The lunatics have taken over Arkham Asylum and we're doing what we do best Yeah,

Speaker: yeah we're hanging out we're having a good time we're having fun If you're not already go ahead and give us a follow. We're on all the social medias. We're everywhere go to bio dot link slash nonsensical network You're gonna find everything you need to find right there. Go ahead and follow it all like it all And if you're if you're lucky enough, maybe Jeff will send you a wiener pic or unlucky enough, I guess. Depends on how well your camera can zoom. After almost 30 years, I finally got him to stop sending pictures. But, well. Now he sends them to Leggy. Yeah. No, he wouldn't do that. but he know there No, what he does to Leggy is send her pictures of backpacks. Just like, hey, Leggy, I can fit in this backpack. I can fit in this backpack.

Speaker: if we got this night Hey lady, if we got this backpack, Jeeves and I both could fit in it.

Speaker: We're going to hike him through the, I don't know, the woodlands of Scotland. Because Scotland's an island. We're here so confused she has no fucking clue what's going on. No, no, I'm not confused. I'm just enjoying the show.

Speaker: Leggy Leggy is ladies like 6 foot 14 like myself Jeff and Jeff and Jeeves combined are combined height of four and a half feet tall Where the hell was that at just the other day where the hell is that at I Just smile and nod, Hailey. Just smile and nod. Yeah, where the hell was that at that we were talking the other day? Was that in one of the shows that we were talking about, Jeeves having to have a booster seat to ride in? Oh, yeah, yeah. He said something about, like, he's a good person, and I was like, yeah, only if you've got a booster seat.

Speaker: I think it might have been in your comment section, actually, in one of your shows. Yeah, I think it was. I think it was Wednesday night. I was jumping in and out again because obviously I've not been around much. I've only been in like a few high, you know, just to boost the numbers and then done my thing to get done. But, you know, I think that was in your comments. Yeah. What can you say about a dishwasher but not your wife? I didn't hear what you just said. What can you say about a dishwasher but not your wife?

Speaker: This washes in his house. Wow. It takes 50 minutes to longer load Sorry,

Speaker: Jack. It's too easy. It's too easy. I know she hates me and I know she watches, but it's not me. I know she hates me and I know she watches, so I'm just like... Puck the gear all the time. Puckity puck, puck, puck.

Speaker: so It's a it's a talk. It's a podcast. Oh, she does. trust You think she watches? but She does. Trust me. I know she does. She messages me in private and I'm like, hey, orderly about though, I'm not French. Wow. but no mar Yeah. No, just like hates me, which is fine because. No wonder all the bad shit you can say all the time.

Speaker: But I'm just saying, I don't make stuff up. It's true. you but You're putting the people's business out here, you know what I mean? I mean, Jeff's put his business out there. I just make fun of it.

Speaker: it's it's it's the same thing it's it's It's the same thing that Jeff would do to me if I had Yeah, exact same situation. Yeah. Yeah. Or if I had like, like, well, Jeff makes fun of my fucking 47 engagements. He calls Nikki number three for Christ sakes. True. He does. Any, any, any made a video calling her a cougar. Yeah. I mean, that was more about on her than on you, but still, but I mean, yeah, he calls her number three. She's not number what I guess technically she is.

Speaker: ah Technically, I have been engaged three times, married once.

Speaker: Man, there's a common denominator there. That's all I'm saying. At least I... See, when I get married, I stay married. I feel like I'm in the middle of something here. Like I'm right in the middle of something. So, speaking of spilling the tea, Leahy, when are you gonna...

Speaker: spill some tea for everybody. and so know She's never going to get married again. she's never She won't even date again. She had a golden opportunity. Who are we talking about?

Speaker: i put your button out ah you're talking about me so yeah miss um you you talking you i don't know any other ladies are the on the panel tonight i didn't hear you see a leg i didn't hear that part jeff Jeff is only three foot tall. He's definitely not like I haven't built like a fucking silver back gorilla. I'm not like so You've made it very clear that you're six foot eight and and six foot two of that is all legs. So you do like to exaggerate, don't you? um Yeah, I do exaggerate a lot. she yeah let's not Let's not talk about madness anymore. moving to alone ju I don't exaggerate about that. I tell a true story. But you you are correct. i You are correct. I will never get married again. You are absolutely spot on. And you know, you I said that too.

Speaker: yeah you You brought up the the whole backpack thing. You know, Gleggy and I did meet up and I got a picture from the day. Oh, oh my God.

Speaker: when you find that picture of her on instagram that's why um i want use grab and wow awesome nice like You've been working out nice gun kind that bluff look boy my god I want to see that I got it now. I got a creepy Instagram because I want to find that original picture. So I needed a picture of Leggy and I was like, I'll just go to any box. It is it is nice. Yeah, like he's bought five weeks ago. I didn't I didn't I didn't we I didn't.

Speaker: I didn't buy it I didn't buy tickets to the gun show I don't know if I was allowed to see that

Speaker: yeah Is that what you've been sitting fucking around with all night? Is that what you've been doing? No, I literally just made that one in the past like five minutes. When you when bri started Glick started bringing up backpacks, I was like, I got an idea. Yeah, yeah jeff jeffson Jeff's the opposite of a a weirdo online. He's not said a dick pic. He said a backpack pic.

Speaker: What do you think about this one? Ooh, hey, girl, you like that? Yeah, you like that, don't you, girl? Oh, yeah. I get it back, back. No, but before the break, we were all in. Vitti pots and pans. She said, hey, for legs, she's got great arms.

Speaker: that yeah that do so Right before the break, we were talking about Grand Tour. Ended. Oh, yeah, I got it. So this is the grand tour. This is the promo photo. Oh, yeah. So in the first 22 years ago, show that again, put that back up and you can still talk while you're showing us it yet. Twenty two years ago, Jerry was a goddamn cougar in that picture. It's actually it's actually a lion, but that's Nikki. Go on. Yeah, we got Nikki in the picture.

Speaker: um 22 years ago, the boys drove across Africa, and then and I can't remember, they drove across the salt flats of Africa. Yeah, I remember that. And, yeah well, that was the first episode of Grand Tour. Yep. And the newest episode is the last episode of Grand Tour, and they drive across a Zimbabwe, which is literally right across from where they did their first special. Yeah. And, you know, Mr. Willman was like, you guys should take electric cars, go around the M5. And he's like, they're like, fuck that. They go to Africa. They they buy three cars. And they normally when they do the grand tour, they plan things to mess up like we're going to we're going to have Richard's car break down here. They didn't plan any of it. They were just like, let's just let the camera see what happens. And and they drove Lancia a um

Speaker: A Ford. It's a it's a I want to say it's a scout. It's not a scout. and It's a it's a British version of Ford who. Um, and then, um, what did you say? off What did you say? I could, I could pay. It's a coupe. Yeah. It's, it's, um, the yellow car there. Yeah. Hang on. I'm trying to think what that's called. I know what it's called. They mentioned it like 40 times. Yeah. I can't think of what it's called, but I know what it's called. And then, oh Hey guys, if I can, excuse me, I forgot to mention this when we came back.

Speaker: It is Saturday night. That means we got the open door challenge and the link is in the chat. Anybody and everybody who's willing to come up here and hang out, feel free to come on up and hang out. Sorry. Anyways, I didn't mean to interrupt. Please continue. No, it's okay. I got a little promo here that I wanted to show you guys because like... Are you going to give us another strike? You never saw what we did together. But they literally go through us.

Speaker: to the sound i'm not going to show the whole thing 22 years is it is it for captioning thank you yep yep

Speaker: But so I watched it when it first came out, right as as soon as it was available. boyer they well Well, actually that's the promo that's out there ah of them going through. at the very This is a spoiler thing, but at the very end, they they decide to go to where their first, but they they drive across the to where they ended the first special 22 years ago.

Speaker: And then they, they park in the exact same spot that they parked 22 years ago. And then they, they do a quick throwback where it's like shows the 22 year old picture. And then now it was heartbreaking, heartbreaking. Uh, unfortunately neither one of them cried. None of them cried, but because I was waiting for it because, but it was, it was the perfect wrap up. Like I couldn't have gone any better.

Speaker: uh believe it or not the one thing that shocked me is is the car that that may was driving as soon as he shows up with you know when they first show up on these specials they give each other shit because you picked the wrong car yep they gave may so much shit for his car his was the only car that didn't break down the entire time that sounds about right but they at one point they actually run into their cars from the original special. is they dress um but Because that's what I thought you were going to see. I thought you were going to see they drove the original cars from 22 years ago. Well, Oliver, that's where... where that That's right. That's right. That's where Hammond... Hammond called Oliver. So he's got that car. But they wouldn't got... The the the concept of this episode was

Speaker: your, the car you always wanted as a kid. So that's what they did. They went and got the cars that they always wanted as a kid and they drove them. It was Like I'm watching it going, this is the saddest thing I ever saw because I mean, it was funny. It was, it was everything you expect. I need to watch. I need to stick that on my watch list. Then I need to watch that. It's totally worth it. Okay. Cool. Uh, it is two hours long. That's all right. I would want, I would normally watch it anyway, but I would like get round to it. But now that you've kind of reminded me, I watched that in the next few days. Yeah. It just came out. It, uh, it came out 6 PM central time on the 12th because they put it like a little,

Speaker: You know, it was coming out on a game of date. I'm assuming it'll be on British Prime. I'll check it. oh Yeah. problem Yeah, I guarantee it. But the crazy thing is something I learned was after, you know, either on YouTube, there's all clips where the guys are talking about it. And the 22 years that it's been airing, every time it's every time a new one comes out, it is the highest rated show on Prime ever. It doesn't feel like 22 years ago since that since that. I know right since they since they left Top Gear. That's right that's crazy when you think about it. Glick you would like Clarkson because the reason why he got fired from Top Gear is he punched the producer in the face.

Speaker: he projected he but He punched um such he puned a production assistant in the face. Somebody gave him lips. Some poor, low -level person, like, on yeah minimum, they gave him shit. He was a bit of a cunt, bit it that way, do you know what I mean? No, no. Exactly. like yeah And Clarkson punched him in the face.

Speaker: Listen, I like Top Gear, right? And I like those three together as a team that wouldn't work with anyone else, like they are Top Gear. And it hasn't. Hold on a second, was he one of the main guys or just like a secondary man? However, Jeremy Clarkson is a fucking, in real life, Jeremy Clarkson's a complete no -bender.

Speaker: Is he really? Oh yes. Don't ruin my dreams. So yeah, i'll I'll watch Top Gear and I'll, you know, I'll watch their, you know, their stuff and I enjoy that. But him as a person, prick. Really? Sorry. I just, I totally want to go to Diddley squat farm and have a beer and end up hanging out with je with him. He would be got his own earline please be a entity. I'm telling you right now.

Speaker: Yeah, but he's British. His beer's not that good. Oh, I don't know. I've heard. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. As a guy who. I agree with you, but I just wondered where that was going to go. That's where I kind of sat. No, no, no, no, no, no. So with beer, but I wouldn't say Britain was up there on the. Well, maybe I need you to get some oxygen, Belgian beer, German beer.

Speaker: yeah so so when i My ex -wife and I took the kids to Disney one year and we went to Epcot and I told them this was the only this was the only day slash night that I drank and I said we're going to Epcot and for those of you guys who don't know if you go to Epcot at Disney in Florida Disney World And I'm sure other Epcot's I don't know I don't I don't know if this if Disney has Epcot at every Disney I don't know I'm just saying at Disney World you go to Epcot and you and in in Epcot you can go around the world so they they like They i so I told her I say I want to get drunk around the world We were there for a week a week and a half in Disney and

Speaker: And it was the one day that I got drunk. And I said, I want to get drunk around the world. So, you know, we start France has shitty beer, whatever. And we start going around the world at Epcot and I'm drinking beer at every place. I tried three different beers from the UK or Britain or whatever, whatever the fuck it was. They were ass. That's why I said, I understand British beer is discussed. So when I, so when I came home, when I came home,

Speaker: because there was a few beers that I liked. Obviously you're not wrong. Belgium's in Germans. They got some good fucking beer. There's actually decent British beer as well, but they wouldn't have had that at fucking Disneyland. it watch you know but of highlight like the beer that the my My favorite German beers they had at Epcot. um So, so when we came home, theres there was a place in Charleston.

Speaker: Uh, it's called total wine and more, and they have, you know, you, you go to some places and I'm speaking for America, uh, in America, you go to some places and they'll have like half an aisle. That's quote unquote international beer and total wine and more had, it was total wine and more is like trying to think.

Speaker: Okay. I don't know if you'll get this reference or maybe you guys have something similar over there, but we have like Sam's club and Costco and BJ's and stuff like that. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So total wine and more is like a Costco. So they've got wine and they've got, they've got their own liquor store, but they had, you know how it's built. It's like a warehouse. So it's not like your normal grocery store. and yeah Yeah. They had two and a half aisles.

Speaker: of international beer. And when I came home, I was like, I want to try beer. I want to drink, I want to drink more beer from around the world. You know what I mean? So now they had to dumb it down because most German beer is anywhere from eight to 15 % alcohol. Somewhere about 8 % is the lowest year. Yeah, a little bit high.

Speaker: Uh, but they got to dumb it down for American standards. However, total wine or more had a license. there There are some locations in the States that they have special license where they can sell the import aye you can get the full flavored import, you know, they import it, but it's dumbed down to American. Um, but, uh, so I started drinking different beers, uh, from, from all the different countries. And I tried several beers from, from like the UK or British beers or whatever. I just never really found one that I liked.

Speaker: But man, Germans, the Belgians, uh, new Finland, I got some good beers. There was a couple of, uh, Irish and Scottish beers that I liked. I couldn't tell you the names of them, uh, because it's been so long. Um, even like the the Japanese had a couple of beers that I liked. I just could not find a British beer that I liked. And it, and it might be because in a lot of the European beers, um, you know, quote unquote room temperature is the best way to drink them.

Speaker: I don't do that, but the German beers are really cold. We're really good cold. Same with the Belgiums and a couple other countries that I tried. I think a lot of it's to do with the water quality as well. I mean, see, even if you're in if you're in the UK, right? And obviously the UK is it consists of four different countries, right? But you guys use the word Britain to basically mean England. Obviously Britain. Now, if you're in the UK and you're the further down South you go,

Speaker: the more lime scale is in the water, the harder the water. So if you're in London and you pour a cup of tea, there's like a skim, like a, like a skin right across the top of the tea. It's disgusting. Whereas up here, the water in Scotland is so pure. I mean, we export, we export our water, right? It's so like pure. And I think that's why whiskey is the way that it is here. And I think that's the way that, because we make a lot of alcohol in Scotland. A lot of what See again, proper 12's Irish, right? Proper 12. I don't know what that means. What's okay. So hold on a second. I'm an idiot for a second. What, um, and I'm asking truthfully, I'm not, I'm not taking a dig.

Speaker: What's a Scottish whisky? It's Irish. Any whisky that is called Scotch mu okay must be brewed in Scotland. it's That's a legal requirement. You cannot call it Scotland unless it's brewed here.

Speaker: so here's just scotch like you you go by scotch okay yeah okay anything naisms anything that's called a scotch and obviously there are you know there are multiple different kinds and you you know you've got like um can't even think of any names off the top of my head. but But if something's branded as a Scotch, it has to be Scottish. Nobody else is allowed to brew whisky. Right. It's like from champagne is actually made from the champagne. Yes. Yes. So it's it's a legal that's a legal standard. Nobody else is allowed to call whisky Scotch. it has So if something's a Scotch, it's Scottish. That's what we're famous for. In the States, whisky and Scotch are two different

Speaker: That's right. That's right. Yeah, they're two different things. yeah you can't go what You can't make scotch in the in the US. You wouldn't be allowed to legally. would give you big eye That's why you call it. but It tastes totally different. Your whisky tastes like bourbon, like a sweet. And you spell whisky differently as well. you've got You spell whisky with an E, E -Y, and we spell whisky without the E. We spell it W -H -I -S -K -Y. We don't have an E in the word whisky.

Speaker: that' how you can tell the different That's how you can tell well that's how another but you can tell the difference. If whiskey is branded with an EY, you know it's American whiskey. Well, as as as a former as a former alcoholic, I will say that bourbon and whiskey in the States absolutely tastes 100 % different. No, that's what I'm saying. and so That's what I'm trying to say to you. Like save if you like like whiskey with whiskey with an EY, that's American whiskey.

Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Well, yeah. Well, yeah. Cause we got, we got, we got Kentucky's or Tennessee's own Jack Daniels and the spelt W H I S E Y all American. Well, like, but it's like, it's like that. It's like that. It's like that. and it's it's like that and Yeah. it's It's like that in the States too, where you were talking about but but the water and like the lime scale and stuff like that, because like with like New Yorkers and and you can ask you can ask Ted this or even Tony and these are the first New Yorkers that pop up or that goofy got goofball Jay I was going to say you only know three New Yorkers and well no I know I know I know more I know I know more New Yorkers than that but it's not like I would be like

Speaker: That's my friend, Bob. but These are people that we all know. there's the thing right Fun fact for you, and big surprise spoiler alert, I know more New Yorkers in the real world that are off here, nothing to do with hacks. Do you know what I mean? How dare you say that dirty word on my show? If I needed to contact a New Yorker, it wouldn't be any of the online people. would i was i was I was referencing i was referening the the people that we know because I know a lot of New Yorkers myself. ye yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so yeah um But like like in Florida.

Speaker: Down in Florida, a lot of the bagel shops and pizza shops, they import water from New York to make their dough and stuff. They get really good bagels. yeah so so it's like it's it's It's the same thing here. like certain Certain distilleries and stuff like that will import and again water from other or or craft beer makers, like somebody from like yeah we'll say like I'm just throwing shit at the wall like this isn't factual but somebody from Colorado will move to london because I've missed a lot of what you said and I don't know if it's you guys glitching or if it's me but I missed a lot that i maybe i was i was just yeah I was just I was just agreeing with with you with the water thing because it's the same thing here in the States because there was um well actually I can't kind of say this factually

Speaker: there was a There was a brewery in Charleston when I lived down there and the guys were from, they were from not Colorado, like Montana or something like that, but they would have water shipped from the springs, the spring water from Montana to brew their beer because they said the water was different. So yeah, I know what you're saying with that aspect. So that could be why you're saying the beers, what your class is British beers, which are probably English beers, don't taste the same as the other ones. Do you know what I mean? Because it's probably something to do with the English water.

Speaker: well i mean they're they're imported the the total wine and more they bring it it's imported right from the country i just i just never found one that i like i'm not saying there's not good beer there look what i'm saying is obviously if it's been brewed in england yeah it's using english water that's probably why oh yeah i probably haven't enjoyed it do you know what i mean oh gotcha gotcha yeah but i mean yeah but i mean i don't know i yeah i don't i don't know anything about the water there but yeah like i said the german's in belgiums I don't know if it's the water or what it is they do, but man, they got beer on lockdown. They make some amazing freaking beers. I think out of all the beers I tried from Belgium and, and, and Germany, there was like one beer that I didn't like, but outside of that, and I love German beer. Uh, there's, there's a local establishment that, uh, ah friend of mine owns and I had him order me some, some German beer.

Speaker: And, uh, he was like, well, I can only order it an X amount and I don't think it will sell. And then he got it in and he called me the day he got it in. He was like, bro, I'm putting your six pack back because it's already off the shelves. Yeah.

Speaker: I was like, you're going to start carrying it on a regular basis, aren't you? He was like, yeah, I think I'm going to have to. Yeah. Yep. Yep. It's a good beer. It's a good beer, but here in the States, it's expensive as hell. Like a six pack is like $20. You know what I mean? And I can get a 12 pack of, uh, like my beer that I like to drink, I can get a 12 pack of it and 16 ounce cans for $13.

Speaker: Yeah. So, uh, six pack of 12 ounce bottles are like 21, $22 for this German beer, but people, it's good, man. It's good. It's got a nice, it's got a nice clean flavor. It's crisp. It's, it's one of those beers that if it's cold outside, you can drink it. If it's a hot summer day, you can sit on the patio and drink it. It's delicious. Germans did one thing right in history and that was learn how to make fucking beer.

Speaker: Look, the Germans have made a lot of mistakes in history. Let's just be honest. Germans are, and I don't want to, you know, throw out generalized open statements here, but Germans are Some of the most efficient people I know, they're like so everything works like everything works like clo clockwork. Do you know what I mean? And they come over here and visit and they're like, what the fuck's going on with your trains? Like we have trains around every 10 minutes. You know what I mean? Because they're so efficient. but that yeah yeah if If the train says it'll be there at 10 o 'clock on the dot. it'll It'll fucking be there. Exactly. exactly They're so efficient with everything. Yeah. but

Speaker: ah yeah i I'm not sitting on the Germans. I'm that's one part of my bloodline that I know that I come from is is is a German lineage. So, I mean, it's pretty funny that I'm defending the Germans and I don't have any German in me at all. I'm like, I'm not sure I'm not sure that the Germans. Hey, you guys, I'd say I can make a phone call and get some German in you. Well, being there done that probably wouldn't do it again. At the at the edge edge at the end of the day, despite anything else, y 'all make a good beer. So you're good in my book.

Speaker: but

Speaker: I'm just saying that I'm not sitting on the Germans. All right, calm down. i um not There's a lot of people I will shit on. It's like when I make fun of Australia, I'm not sitting on the people.

Speaker: Because I know I have I've never I've met a few people.

Speaker: but well i you know i've met a few people I've met a few people personally, but I've had a lot of online interaction yeah with Australian people and they and they've all been really cool. However, the biggest downfall with your fucking country is every animal there wants to eat or try to kill you.

Speaker: So it's funny, because when I went to Australia, the kangaroos were tiny. And I always see these, I always see these things online where these big massive kangaroos are bigger than people. And I'm like, I saw kangaroos and they were tiny. Like where are these big giant kangaroos that everybody keeps showing photos of? Are they photoshopped? Are they real? Like I never saw kangaroos like that. You know what I mean? You got to go out in the bush. In the bush.

Speaker: but the big kitty afro bush yeah whoa easy oh my god hold on a second my boy my boyfriend's calling me hey boo no yeah i watched one which one is he hold on hold on a second hold on a second i can't fucking hear you are you talking i can't no and how do i turn on this goddamn speaker phone you put now hey boo boo how you doing baby so so ah ten i hear you're leaving me uh but no i did i did watch that the other day it like i said it was really good um i don't think he wanted you to be him i think he was trying to make a america

Speaker: No, because God knows how long it will last. It's like what as Tony would do the same thing. he get there and play on Oh, don't even don't don't don't don't even get me started. See, it is what?

Speaker: yeah No, but ah like said I said, I almost cried. Like it was sad. But in a good way, you know what I mean? It's like, no, I understand what you're saying. It's like it's like an end it's like the end of an era kind of thing.

Speaker: And and like i was if you put together all the years, these guys started top gear, and and if the internet is correct, in 79? Yeah, the very, very, very early 80s. They were definitely around in like 1980 before I was born, for sure. Yeah. So these guys have been hanging out together for 40 -plus years. Yeah, I don't think they were all the, I don't think those were the original presenters in 79. Well, Richard,

Speaker: are May was the last one to come on, and I want to say that was in 1992. And Hammond isn't that much older than us. No, Hammond's young. He's 50 or something, like he's not much older than us. So i don't think like I don't think those were the original presenters, but yeah, the programme itself has been around for for a long time. clarkson Clarkson's been a part of Top Gear since beginning, from my understanding. Clarkson's an old fart though.

Speaker: Yeah, he's old as fuck. But I did hear even better news that Clarkson's farm, season four, they're almost done filming. And I can't wait to watch it because it's, you know, it sits Clarkson, he's I get it, you say he's a knob, but two taan like he is He's entertaining. Like I say, I know that he's a dickhead but I'll happily sit and watch the programmes because

Speaker: it's entertaining and it's interesting and you're learning, like I enjoy that. Do you know what I mean? I enjoy talking, I enjoy, I haven't watched collections firm yet. It's quite funny though, because you know, I was talking about ashes to ashes and I hadn't watched ashes to ashes. So the the, the car in that means, in that series is the Audi Quattro, right? um yeah yeah approximate sit in ninety eighty one And near the end of because I sat and watched it again because that's the kind of shit I do. And there's a clip there's a clipting one there's a clip from Top Gear in the last series of, and I think it is Clarkson's voice talking about the Audi Quattro, it's like and there's like a clip of on her on her TV and I was like, fuck, like that I forgot top Top Gear's been around for so long. So it's funny you're just saying that when there was like a clip from 83, Top Gear, talking about the Audi Quattro on that, ashes to ashes.

Speaker: But like the even the funny thing like they, you know, at the end of on the one for the road, which is the final special, they they show the difference point of, um you know, they show pictures of the guys in 22 years ago and today at the same spot. look You look the fucking same. Well, no, Hammond looks the same. Clarkson, you know, he's the same guy, but the gray disappears.

Speaker: and May's the same way. I watched a clip today of when they introduced May onto Top Gear. here And, you know, May's always had this... Yeah, but he's aged since then. time yeah And it his face hasn't changed, but his hair has just gotten grayer.

Speaker: e um But It sent me down a rabbit hole watching old episodes and stuff like that. I think somebody to get a trio like that together again to do it is practically impossible because they they they tried to revive Top Gear yeah with with other people and it's nobody's watching it. I won't watch it. I don't know. No, they are Top Gear, but there used to be another program called Fifth Gear.

Speaker: Yeah, um yeah umm prettyttany I'm pretty sure the guy that was on fifth gear, Tiffany Dale, Tiffany Dale. He was originally on top gear. He was originally on top gear. I was just about to say that he was one of the original presenters on top gear and he was on fifth gear. And that was like, it's a long time since I've watched that either, but like, but but it wasn't as good. No, but it was okay. It was still enjoyable. It's still watchable, but it wasn't their silly nonsense. Like top gear is just pure silly nonsense.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. and and the But the camaraderie that the three have. Yes, there's a chemistry between them. There's a chemistry, Jeff. Oh, 100%. Yeah. 100%. Like, from my understanding, and I don't know how true it is,

Speaker: But you know ah Clarkson just opened a bar in and in London, or just outside of London, um because he couldn't do it on the farm. So he opened up a bar and restaurant. It's called The the Farmer's Dog. ah And they've already have three people banned for life. And one of them is James May.

Speaker: And I don't know why. So that again, he's gotten banned from life. Did you see banned from life from the farmer's dog? It must be because he's going to fucking drink too much fucking alcohol and like, say I don't know. You know, I know exactly what it is because there's Hawkstone beer and then there's James Bay gin.

Speaker: And I think it's it's a little rivalry. They have go on. It's cute. But from my understanding, that those two don't actually like each other in real life. Nobody likes Clarkson in a real life because the guys are knob end. I don't know what it is, but I'll still watch it. And of course, the smallest cog I do watch on YouTube. ah I which for like ah keep glitching out and I missed half of what you were saying. And I was just saying, nobody likes Clarkson in real life because the guys are fucking knob end. Oh, no, I heard that. No, but have you seen ah Drive? Was it Drive Drive on YouTube?

Speaker: I don't think so. it's it's ah It's Richard Hammond's show on YouTube where what's really cool, it's his daughter. And she's learning how to become a mechanic. She's learning how to drive all these cars. She's gorgeous.

Speaker: But she's learning like there's an episode where Do you remember the Polar Ice Special where Clarkson and and May drove that Toyota pickup truck across the Antarctic? Well, they gave her and one of the presenters on Drive Tribe the keys to that truck. And the only rule is they couldn't wreck it. She got it stuck like four times. It was hilarious. But it's actually a really decent show. And it's it's kind of, they've all got new things going.

Speaker: You know, May's got, he's got a, it's called, what's what's James May's new show? It's called May's Show. He's got a show, it's called ah James May Our Man In and then Enter Place Here. And then he's got a cook show. He's got a couple of different shows.

Speaker: There you go. You're back. I'm sorry. I think my internet's fucked. It keeps crashing out. I'm sorry. No, it's OK. I was just saying that they've each got their own new thing going. Like James May's got a new show. It's called James May, Our Man In. And then he's got Oh Cook. Yeah, I've seen that advertised. I haven't watched it.

Speaker: No, me neither, but I've seen it advertised, the Our Man in, whatever it is, you know. it's but Our arm Man in Italy is the one I see here, but I think there's a couple of seasons. Yeah, there's yes a series. Always kind of when they call him Captain Slow, when I was calling him Captain. Oh, yes. No, what's funny is in this special, they they they have to cross the border from Zimbabwe into, ah I can't remember where they go.

Speaker: But they're crossing the border in Zimbabwe. But while they're in Zimbabwe, they found silver, yeah they could buy silver first, pennies on the dollar. Like, you know, once they take it back home, it's worth 10 times more. So they bought all this silver pebbles. Like nuggets. Yeah, like nuggets. And then they melt them down and they made stuff for their car. Like you could actually see in that picture that I was showing, the rear wing on on the car that is actually made out of silver yeah it's got like a goat's head or something like that and like an antler i know the wing on the yellow car here oh i see it yeah yeah made out of silver jesus it's a it's a it's a antelope antelope thank you it's made out of silver and then may made his steering wheel out of silver for fuck's sake

Speaker: And he quickly realized it was a bad idea because they're in Africa and it's really hot. Then they get to the border and they're like, we're technically smuggling. o So they go through the border and then, you know, it's a, it's Africa. So it's ah not the greatest checkpoint in the world. And they're like, do you have anything to Claire? And they're like, nope, it was hilarious. But it.

Speaker: the shit they used to get up to. At one point they they put all the cars on a, in in Zimbabwe, there's the largest man -made lake in the world. And of course they somehow took a wrong turn and they end up at this lake and there's no way to get around it. So they buy boats that they could put their cars on and get across lake. It's 137 kilometers, 135 kilometers of lake that they have to cross.

Speaker: And they quickly realized that in this lake is 500 ,000 crocodiles. e yeah and then at As they're getting close to the shore, they realized that Hammond's boat is sinking. Fuck.

Speaker: Wow. Don't tell me. You're you' totally spoiling this for me. I know, but I can't help it. I'm going to watch it. Stop. I'm saying watch it. Watch it. I will if you stop telling me what fucking happens. Otherwise, there'll be no point in me watching it. You've already fucking told me. but But there's a lot of stuff I haven't said. You're muted, Glick. You're muted. You're still on the phone?

Speaker: mean still trump bad fucking movie Who's he on the phone to? No idea. What? No idea who he's on the phone. I think it's the the guy from the bar the other night on Saturday. um One of the guys, like is adopted, ah is was at the bar. and He couldn't have that conversation after the podcast. Well, no, because we still got another three hours or two hours.

Speaker: because I don't know why we do six hours, but we do six hours. I don't know either, but I'm not sticking around for too much longer. Oh, I get it. It's 4 .34 a .m. here. But then ah I have sad news and sad news only for people like me. and you We get the violin out for this or? Well, so there's a there's a channel on YouTube called VinWiki and then Wiki is if you, if you like, if you are into foreign, well

Speaker: foreign for me, not so foreign for you. Lamborghinis, Ferrari, stuff like that. Yeah. There's a there's a app called VinWiki where you can check the bit numbers. Yeah. And you check the history of that car, you know, yeah because there's only so many made each year. Well, they have a YouTube channel called VinWiki Stories where they have all these different car guys that tell car stories. Well, one of the most famous people on there became famous for being on VinWiki.

Speaker: His name is Rob Rabbit Pitts. And he's got, he has a voice that is, the only way to describe it is honey over gravel. right um But he's one of the greatest storytellers ever. And unfortunately he died. He had stomach cancer.

Speaker: The dude was 45 years old, but some of the greatest car stories, and and not just car stories, but stories, the way this guy tells a story, for instance, the way he would describe somebody like you, he would say, he he has this term, for instance, he'd be like, she's a JC Penny gal.

Speaker: as in JCPenney is like, you know, top of the line. That's where you buy the nice, you know, you're you're dressed clean and smooth and you look good. JCPenney girl, as opposed to the TJ Maxx guy, you know, the TJ Maxx, as you get to the little cheap stuff. He's, he, it's hard to explain, but The best boy like I would watch every every day Every single day for the past like 44 or five years There's been a vin wiki story that pops up on vin wiki and I would watch them

Speaker: And I'd put it up on the big TV. Was he the only presenter of that? or No, no. So what they they would have different car guys that these the the owner of the company knew. So it will still continue, even though he's gone. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it still continues. But when he would come on, you know, my wife would be like, oh, are you seriously watching? But when this guy would come on, my wife is like, I can listen to this guy tell me a story all day long. Just like he like James Earl he it was described and he and Rob Pitts they called him rabbit Robert approved this he said it was like James Earl Jones and um Oh What's his name Hold on one second I gotta look it up

Speaker: Yeah, look up. Don't be misquoting anything. Make sure you get it right. Sam Elliott. Oh, yeah. James Earl Jones and Sam Elliott had a baby and that you would you would get Rob Pitt's voice. and That's what he sounded like. And like he was hilarious. ah And I wanted to and I didn't save it. Actually, I did.

Speaker: um

Speaker: find I wanted to I want you to hear his voice because it is The way this guy tells stories is she sent a link over to My buddy ahead and bring it he He actually started a YouTube channel and Unfortunately, the YouTube channel. The thing is he hid his his sickness who for the longest time. um

Speaker: But he was he was actually banned for life from eBay Motors. Really? Why is that? Well, he he figured out in the very early days of eBay Motors, he he figured out that if he set up Um, fake accounts. He could get higher bids on his cars. Okay. Fake bids, fake bidding. What is Glick doing over there?

Speaker: never problem So I took my drug test and I asked him, I said, it's none of my business, but why is there no furniture in this hotel room? And he said, well, we didn't want it to be intimidating when you walked in. A bit Southern. Yeah, he's from Southern kind of so draw southern Kentucky.

Speaker: yeah But this guy, ah before he died, And like I said, he died about two weeks ago, he before he died, he he actually did a thank you video. And he said he's accomplished everything he planned on accomplishing in life. He had a radio show. And that then, you know, he he had a YouTube channel, and he bought and sold used cars, but not like used cars like, you know,

Speaker: Ford Mondeo. No, he he bought classic cars, 69 Camaros, beautiful cars, and found them permanent homes and stuff. And he he would tell these stories where he would he he sold a 69 Camaro to a porn star. And he told the story. and you know Because as he's writing on paper, where he says, so what do you do for a living?

Speaker: And he's like, you know, he's sitting there giving his little anecdotes. and She's a real chasey penny gal. You know, she's good looking and all the, she ticks all the boxes. And he, uh, he's like, Oh really? What's that like? And then the, like a week later, she comes in with her boyfriend and her boyfriend wants another car, but a legend. Oh, Lord have mercy.

Speaker: Who were you? Are you are you done? Yeah, sorry. Sorry. You know, fucking 20 D in the corner there. Fucking. I was I was I was told it's going to be so. So. So my daughter, one of my daughter's best friends from high school. From my. Oh, my God, I can say my daughter from my home. My God, I'm old.

Speaker: Uh, love this kid to death. He's awesome. And, and, uh, we, we've joked since day one about him being in love with me and blah, blah, blah. Now he's of age or whatever, but he's actually, they're, they're, they're doing a going away party tonight for him. Um, and, uh, and I told her I should tell that some bitch to call me, you know, like I didn't know they were going to call me. No.

Speaker: Now, because she's because she left at like three o 'clock and I was like, hey, don't tell why to fucking call me. You know, I love that kid. And he was busy at graduation. I tried to holler at him and he was busy at graduation. But he's getting ready to go out to Wyoming. He's a car guy. He's he's ah he's a dude, Jeff. you He would be fun on your show. But he's going out to wym Wyoming. It's like the the number one um school in the country for high performance ah motor mechanics and stuff like that. ah why Like like yeah yeah yeah like why aren't okay like most most most of their graduates and stuff end up like with F1, NASCAR and shit like that.

Speaker: WyoTek, WyoTek, you can literally learn anything and everything about how to build a custom car from from bodywork to welding to interior to stereo installation, the whole nine yards. WyoTek is an amazing joint. Yeah, so that's where he's going.

Speaker: Nice. But his going away party tonight. So I do apologize, everybody. I'm sorry. That was an important call for me. just I love this kid to death. We were talking, and we were talking about different things. And I'm super excited for him.

Speaker: you know it it was like He was like, have a podcast? He was like, yeah, for like three years now. He was like, I'm going to kick your daughter's ass. I was like, you should totally kick her ass.

Speaker: I can't tell you how many of our friends and then our Puerto Rican boyfriend, he's not Puerto Rican. He's half black, half white, but he looked Puerto Rican as hell. We were giving him shit because he came to pick her up tonight for the party and he didn't even come inside. And I was like, oh, that motherfucker didn't even come inside and say hi. And he was like, you son of a bitch, you disrespected my man. I'm a bitch. I should beat his ass right now. And then when you come over before you leave, I'm gonna bring him with you and then we'll both beat his ass.

Speaker: So I apologize for, for like pulling a Tony D. No, that's all right. We were talking about the, the back of Rob Pitts. Who the hell is Rob Pitts? Rob Pitts was the greatest storyteller, uh, car storyteller of all time. Okay.

Speaker: I have no idea who it is. You'll have to watch the replay. You'll have to watch the replay back. You think I watch the replay of this shit? Yes, I do think you do, because I know there's a little narcissistic part of you that will want to watch it back to check that everything's OK. I know you. No, no, you know, you know, you know what? You know what? Check it out. It was like you shopped at, you know, T .J. Maxx. But she she was, you know, she was a J .C. Pandy girl. She was nice.

Speaker: see i'm just not like i'm just so not like you're like you're like you' talking about his voice and how he has gravel over honey baby and i'm just like meh whatever i actually i actually kind of like his i i don't know who that guy is but i kind of like his voice are you guys really talking about his voice That's what Jeff was talking about, yes. Not only does he have the greatest voice, it's yeah and somebody said one day and he he actually - I don't know about the greatest voice, but I like his voice. Somebody said that his voice was James Earl Jones and Sam Elliott had a baby and it was Rob Pitts. That'd be really controversial. Sure. Why would it be controversial? Because a black guy in a white cat can't fall in love with each other.

Speaker: No, I was going to say I have literally no thoughts on his voice at all. It's whatever like you sure you wanted me to come back. It's just like, you know, that thing where it's like you you were really building it up, Jeff, you're really building it up and then you play. ahy didy well and And I'm like meh, whatever. i is in If you listen to it, you have to realize you have to realize the voice that she listened to for like three years.

Speaker: let it right you you laugh at it stun You're laugh stutter. nervous stutter.

Speaker: No, but like, like I said, this guy, he would, eat ah I love you girl in Wiki stories and they, it's just hard guys telling car stories. And every time it guy you want I sorry, I had to mute there for a few seconds. I literally cried the other day. I don't know who he is, but Hey, RIP big fella, you're nervous life before you muted yourself. I'm dead. I'm done.

Speaker: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's okay. She said, she said. but

Speaker: Is it really that bad? I don't know. You tell me. No, I'm talking about my laugh. Was it really that bad? No, I don't. I mean, just it just ah yeah it was the timing know for for me. I mean, for me, for me, being on the inside ish to a certain degree and knowing it's like.

Speaker: it's not bad it's just funny hey i mean what are you gonna do we all make mistakes in our lives i feel i feel like you've kind of you you've kind of like how'd i how'd i explain this stir the pot Yes. A few times, a few times tonight, like I didn't, and you know, the, the, the, the comment you had about having an odd opportunity. I didn't, I noticed that. I know that I didn't say anything and I let it slide by, but I caught it, you wee bugger. Well, you you, you know what, like, ah like, like, like I told you, despite the, despite like we, we, we actually have a fun, uh, uh, uh, looking back on it now, we have kind of a wild, crazy, fun little history, you and I.

Speaker: And and in and to get to where we are now and like I told you before I you I won't dive into the conversation But I told you I said you're a part of the family now And you know how I am when it comes to people that I care about when when it comes to people that matter to me You know how how protective I am and everything like that. So yeah, I mean like It is what it is you're gonna get fucking hurt feelings I'm gonna get fucking hurt feelings that somebody else get hurt fucking feelings at me. I I mean, the link is in the chat if you got hurt feelings. Where they at and deathly what i had where they had they had where they had to. Yeah. Why are you so silent? Bring your ass. Bring your ass. Maybe Glick will do an amnesty hour on a Friday night. I i not haven't been there in many of those recently, have there?

Speaker: No, I'm not shitting on the guy. I'm not shitting on the guy. Like I said, I'm not shitting on the guy. Like I said, you know, I got another, but love for him. I still consider him a friend. I'm not ever going to be a part of the network. Um, but, uh, you know, if he wants to pop up, I'm actually, I'm actually, um, before I do the, uh, before I do a unnecessary roughness tomorrow, I may make an appearance on a, on a, uh, on a broadcast tomorrow.

Speaker: yeah well actually there was something i meant to tell you but i won't tell you here i'll tell you i'll message you oh lady you are not having an affair for anybody who wants to get that shit twisted

Speaker: women against like, yeah, I love her to do, but not like that. I don't think like anybody would think that to be fair, but, um, Oh, thank you. I was going to start that rumor. but Yeah. You're talking to private messages. Oh, I wonder, if I wonder if Glick's fiance knows. Yeah, he totally does.

Speaker: Trust me, our private messages are not that exciting. Yeah, no, and true. But it's just, it's just, how do I explain this? I don't want to seem to be stirring shit, so I won't. Oh yeah yeah, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Yeah. Yeah, trust me, our private messages consist of me being the first person to see the automobile.

Speaker: Pretty much. But I loved it. I was like, I was like, yo, you got to rock that shit until she tried to take off pedestrians heads when it fell off the side of the car. Which she was like, it fell off the side of my car. I was like, do you have video of that? I wish. I know. It was funny afterwards when I was recounting it, telling the story, but it wasn't so funny at the time. It was mega stressful. But it's funny because one of the last conversations I had with badges was on her stream she put the photo up and she was laughing so hard at the like the original like the big sign not the one where i changed it but the original yeah the big sign she thought it was funny it was fuck like it's just little things you remember you think to yourself like she would have been all over the fringe do you know what i mean like

Speaker: But, you know, I had to take that. I i tried i tried to. be I tried to be there as much as I could. I know you did, Paul, and I appreciate it every time you really. And just because I wasn't commenting does not mean I was not.

Speaker: A person, i was I was one of the lurkers you were yelling at. I was like, I'm like yelling at me and I'm driving. I'm dealing with. The thing is, you me jeff he always made jealous you always made your presence known, right? You always made your presence known when you could. And you were usually on like YouTube or Twitch or something.

Speaker: button I was ah constantly and consistently had anywhere between 20 to 35 people on Twitter sitting there saying nothing. How did you get in a picture of her and I? That was private. Can we see that one more time? one second i would fix it because I was not expecting that to come up on the screen.

Speaker: the was like No, i got I do gotta say, I do gotta say, I was i was super proud of you. um i was I was very excited for you. you know I may not have commented as much as I wanted to, um but the the the fringe was awesome. The the fringe was awesome. that was That was a cool experience to watch as a viewer, um you know to put myself.

Speaker: Like I can see him talking. Oh, my God. I feel like you could have got a better picture of me. But what are you going to do? it was kind of woman and um yeah it was ah It was a Sunday and it was like my day. I hadn't I hadn't showered or brushed my stuff. You know, I was like, oh, shit, ladies here. What's going on? And there's a lady hiking in my woods.

Speaker: But no, I'm super proud of you. Like I say, I wasn't yelling at you. It was just the people on Twitter that never said anything. No. I know who they are. Lurkin, you know, people who... That makes it worse. Yeah. And that's what was annoying me was like, just don't be creepy. Just say hi. Do you know what I mean? Just say hi, you fucking weirdos. Certain people who have got things to say, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker: Oh, you're muted. You're muted, Clek. Steph, stop muting me. I was super proud of you. I was super excited for you. And you had some cool guests. um

Speaker: God, I can't think. What what was the ah so the comedian you had up there? What was her name? ah there was a few. There was one last he came back three times that was Kat. Yeah, I can't. I love her. she really like I really like her. She is going to be one of the, what the fuck are you doing?

Speaker: but Damn, I look swole as shit in that picture. Put my face on that picture. Put my face on that picture, man. Make me look strong. I got to get a better picture of Leggy because she's face the wrong way. him resist see and Yeah, Kat was awesome. Fucking hell. Yeah, no, she she's going to be one of the actual... she Well,

Speaker: We haven't done it yet because I've postponed it for two weeks because of this whole hospital situation. Yeah. But she's she's hopefully going to be one of the regulars on the online. Like she's shown an interesting comment. Yeah. Yeah. Let me know. what I want be ah want to be on jukebox jury when she's on there. Right. Well, I'm hoping that she's going to do it. We're ready to do it last week and I had to cancel it. And then we we're going to do it yesterday.

Speaker: But I wasn't going to get back till really late because, you know, I was running around and running around. Well, no, my mum was still in the hospital at that point and she had no pain yeah that kind of stuff. So um hopefully we're doing it next week. She'll be the 20th.

Speaker: And that's pretty much almost exactly two years since our first one because it was the 22nd to September. Our first one was like, so so it'll be like a two year anniversary, but I'm not making a big fuss about it. It's just, you know. No, she was awesome. I love her. I really liked her. We hit it off. We hit it off like, you know how sometimes you just click with someone and she was one of those people like I really, I really liked her. So I'm i'm glad that she's,

Speaker: She's keen to do more stuff, but um she's a comedian, but she's also, her background is tech. So the first time she came, all my fucking tech went to fuck. every single Every single thing I touched went wrong. And she was like, keeping me right. Do you know what I mean? Like when I was about to fucking lose my shit, she was like, it's okay, we can try it this way. And I was like, okay, we'll do this this. She was just the right person to be there at the right time.

Speaker: o Like that's her background. She went to uni to study like sound engineering or something. Like that's her thing. That's her remit. So she's just a cool person and I don't really like her. and And it'll be good to have another woman for a change because it's almost always me with a bunch of guys. And I don't mind that because obviously that's, you know, I don't give a shit either way normally, but it still would be nice to have another female on there, you know, with me for a change.

Speaker: Oh, absolutely. Rather than it always be me with a bunch of dudes all the time, you know? Well, you don't like having a bunch of dudes? Well, like I say, that's... Give me a sound clip. Well, most of my friends are men, Jeff. Like that's... who and um wellna i mean but Being in male dominated industries as well, most of the people are in color are are men, right?

Speaker: So it's really nice, it's really nice when another woman comes along and there's a connection with that. I think that's one of the reasons why I'm going to miss Badgie so much because she was one of those women that she was like, do you know what I mean? She was one of my favourite people. She was just a really cool person. and And every so often another woman comes along that is on the same wavelength. And those those friendships are are usually solid for decades. Do you know what I mean? m So yeah, I feel like I feel like Kat's one of those people. So I'm happy.

Speaker: No, yeah. No, I loved her. I thought she was great. Baby, look at this picture. Mama's saying this to me. Dude, that's awesome. I know. Right. see She commented in on my photo. What are the spider's names? Um, was it something to Matilda? Uh, no, I don't know. I can Henry to settle the spider i' walking. I didn't even see it. She's behind me like.

Speaker: We got we got these two big -ass spiders right on our patios and I've named them spike and Henrietta they rubbage gen light up need get our names and no well you know what i look First foremost like you she had Proper names the rubbish means is what she said. Well, she called her transgender fucking bumblebee friend Bob His name is ball His name is Bob. It's not my fault. There are like five of them. They're all the same was Robert Paulson. Bob, the Bumblebee sounds OK. Like the spider, not so much. Change spikes. You know, I'm going to go eat my damn food. What? Like you call change spikes name to Siddle because I think Siddle the spider sounds funnier. Who the the movie that

Speaker: um Uh, the fucking old Saturday night guy Saturday night life, not, um, not, not, uh, Martin, Martin Short and, and Steve. Um, I just think, I just think so. Yeah. yeah then they do they did that would that That's an old place here. All right. Like Sarah.

Speaker: No, you're thinking Cyrano. That's a different thing. Oh, oh yeah, I am. Cyril. Cyril the spider. I just think Cyril sounds like ah an old gentleman named a spider. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Cyril. Not Cyril. Hey, we fruit leaves. Hey, Captain Quench, a cream of wheat. A fasted flake. You weirdo. Never mind. Just call him Spike. I forgot you're American. You can't pronounce things properly.

Speaker: but Wow. Wow. Unnecessary, but whatever. Shots fired. yeah Hey, um well remember when your country, well remember that when your country, ah Europe needs our help in the next world.

Speaker: um

Speaker: damn dude i just want that how slow are you i'm sitting here giggling for like 10 fucking minutes and you didn't even see it i didn't see it because i was talking to nikki and i was looking at this picture of me this picture of me is i just okay you gotta you gotta take the lady out of it i just want't i just want that satisfaction if he's gonna make that he's gonna make that his profile picture I will, too. No, no. OK, so Mama Sandy from the concert and and and and and actually, you know what, Jeff, can you make this happen if I send it to you on Facebook? Probably. OK, here you go. I am in in my zone in this picture. Mama Sandy took this picture. She posted it in the comment.

Speaker: um I just want that Sasquatch fiction of just me with my face on it, because, Hey, your boy's looking. Hey, the newest version too. Like he's looking all like. It's all nasty.

Speaker: It's looking like you see what I did to that banana. I'm like, Oh, you got to talk to blaze about that. Not me. but Yeah. Like that's a cool picture, man. I love it. Yeah. Mama Sandy, she got that. She was up on the stage. That's a cool picture. You look like you're in your element right there. I really was. I was in my element. I was happy. I was, I was having a ball, man. It's cool. That's that that ah that is a cool picture. I like that. That's got to be your profile picture. Never mind. Never mind the fucking one that Jeff just made. You need that one to be your profile picture. Yeah, I might have to make that my cover photo on on the on the old Facebooks. The book's a face. um Bookie Bookie face.

Speaker: Jeff, he's smoking some meth right there. smooth to point ah all lord have mercy

Speaker: da nice night I feel like that's that that that's like one of those twitch emoji like a movie cons or whatever i right yeah yeah yeah ebo yeah that is awesome cooler as i play with it all i want is i You know what you can do as well? You know what else you can do as well? See when you actually make it as an emote, you can animate it so you could have it like shaking on the screen or like like thinking in and out like pulsating. Yeah, as ah yeah an oh oh yeah.

Speaker: Pulsating Glick. Oh yeah. Make that a fucking sex toy. Get yourselves a pulsating. Go to www .nonsensicalsextoys .com and get you a pulsating Glick.

Speaker: because that's all we need, a pulsating. This might be the time for me to bow out stage left and drop down to the comments. You know what? I bet if I put that on my personal Facebook or my personal TikTok page, a pulsating Glick, there's quite a few little ladies on there that would purchase that. Onlyfans. I'm going to play with something here. I got an idea.

Speaker: ah Man, i'm umm um I'm actually really excited because I started going back to the gym this week once I man it sees it So this is the thing the last two weeks the yeah pictures that have come out the last two weeks from from from the Southern outlaws show and and and from last week at the Buckeye battle axe But um Just there and all. There's a there's a there's a pulsating blink in the bottom. It's not pulsating. It's just me. No, it's not pulsating. But yeah, but but but if you had one job to make it pulsate and you have an amount of what?

Speaker: um fuck sense Hashtag hashtag hashtag FFS Jeff. Send it to me and I'll make it pulsate.

Speaker: Yeah, you will. um um like heard to hear words I

Speaker: i mean outside of Jeff's magic, the picture itself was pretty fucking amazing. I'm not mad at it. But what the hell was I talking about? I can't remember what I was talking about. What I'm trying to do is make it just a like it's.

Speaker: Um, what the fuck was I talking about? talking you guys going on yeah all nor said oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I started going to the gym this week. I'm going i'm going back to the, you brought up my only fans. Um, so I started going back to the gym because I was, I seen the pictures that Nikki took and different other pictures and then the pictures from last week. And I was like, God damn, I am a fat.

Speaker: Fucking disgusting piece of shit took you that long to figure I knew I was But then seeing pictures of it I was like, oh my god, I'm glad I'm back in the gym, but the upside With me going back to the gym well the upside for some I will be getting back in the gym and doing what I do and Once I get back into b um

Speaker: I will be doing the only fans thing more and I will be promoting Because I know I have an audience on tik -tok and I have not been promoting it I know I have an audience in other places. So um Yeah, I'm about to make some fucking money. I'm only fans. I'm about to put these only fan girls in their places Because big old squatches coming for that money and then men and women are both welcome to follow my only man's and I don't judge any. Y 'all can follow me. What's going on? Big John. That's clicks. We are hinting at getting some more female followers since they're all men at the moment. Yeah. Well, yes. Yes. And yes.

Speaker: Hey, you know, that you you know what? I mean, I ain't mad at my male followers because my male followers, the the gay male following and I have on social media,

Speaker: There's some of the nicest, some of the inspiration, like some of the most inspirational, like type motherfuckers on the planet. Those, those those cats, like they're not dirty. They're not gross or not. chip was Like i got double wi like these these these guys are like, you know, like some of the, the some of the female followers, you know, I, and I understand women get the same thing. Like I'm not, I'm not saying.

Speaker: It's wrong or it's right or whatever, but you get the creepers and I know women get a lot more creepers than men do, but like the dudes are following me. They're like, yo, good and man yeah. Like they're cool as shit. Like, yeah, they're cool as hell. So, I mean, if my only fans becomes huge in the gay world, a what up though, I got love for you guys.

Speaker: Check me out. I'll be at Columbus pride fest. I'll be, I'll be in the parade with you guys. I'll be, I'll be hanging out drinking with you guys, having a good time. Um, and I respect all the fact that I'm straight. They're just like, like, i have I have a very good friend. I like, I have a very good friend who's gay and and he tells me, Hey man, like dude,

Speaker: You're a sexy ass straight man." And I'm like, yeah, well, you apparently do drugs. And it's not like he's being weird, like, hey, you weren't straight. Like, he's just like, good looking straight man, man. Like, we need more people like you. And I'm like, hey, what? Oh, okay. Dancing Blitz. Yeah, do you know what? Jeff is having way too much fun with this. Jeff is having a large of his room.

Speaker: Do you know what? Those clicks look like they need some glow sticks and... Yeah! They look like they're going in a rain. I'm like having the one down in the corner. Big fish little fish cardboard box. Big fish little fish cardboard box. Almost all LGBG and whatever other letters. Yeah, they did. I love them, man. i that I've been a part of that community for so many years.

Speaker: and And so many people are like, oh, really, Glick, you, you, you, you. I'm like, yeah. And like, those are my people. I love them. I love the LGBTQ. At the end of the day, the only people who seem to have an issue ah appear to be people who are not very secure in their own sexuality. Like, if you're secure in your own sexuality, right, there should be... Facts on fucking facts, girl. There's space for, you know, everyone, you know um do you know what I'm saying?

Speaker: We had a host that used to get real cringe. We had a co -host that used to get real cringe when Jeff and I would start being.

Speaker: verytyqui shall be tell me the person is the ah per Oh, dude. Oh, dude. He would have lost his fucking mind earlier when Connor and Doc was in. he him in I gotta go.

Speaker: Anywho. Yeah, fuck those people. It is ten it's ten past five in the morning. I'm going to drop down. I'll still be in the cheap seats. I'll still be commenting or whatever, but I want to settle down and, you know, get comfortable. joe Yeah. oh Yes. I'll take you ti used to bed. Yep. Absolutely. Unless you don't particularly the what unless you but don't particularly want to come to bed with me, in which case I won't bother. I never said I didn't.

Speaker: crack out i hope i hope God, I hope you two meet in person.

Speaker: All the little naughty indo windows between the two of you. Indo windows. no the and the indeed india inu window john youre feeling in windows what in the windows i'm in the window in the window in the wall baby in the windows to the wall the howdy bitches crawl and i'm seeing in the windows how's he speak motherfucker so i fixed it what did you fix i gave you light sticks

Speaker: He's on his neck as well. Oh, yes.

Speaker: Is that an open offer? h these Please, please send it to me and I'll make it I'll make it move. I'll make it. Oh, yeah. I'll send it. Yeah.

Speaker: Yes. Not only am I, not only am I a God, I'm a gracious God and I don't mind being embarrassed or made fun of. You're not being embarrassed. You are loving this. Don't give us your shit. You're loving it. Hey, first and foremost, stop calling me out on my bullshit lady. I thought you were going to bed. Get some of the cheat sheets.

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Speaker: I'm like, oh, she does not like me. She does not give me any. She, her and Nikki both then they don't need a one of them. Give me any leeway on my bullshit. I love it. And regardless, regard regardless of what you guys do to the photo, man, that is a kick ass picture that Mama Sandy took. I am I am I am loving life. I'm in my zone. I am.

Speaker: You wouldn't want us to. I know I look, I am. I am just, I'm just a mere mortal one. And you know, despite the belts and, and, and as much as I get crazy with my ego and everything like that, I'm just, ah I'm just a dude. I'm just a guy. I'm just a guy having fun. I'm a big dumb animal, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker: I'm just a guy having fun.

Speaker: Fucking my teeth are floating though Yeah, I was gonna say you probably will anyways, so I Don't know legal folks He's all the road man. All the little boys finish. No, I shave so I got an extra two inches. I Oh, well, there you go. So I think I got it fixed. Yes, that actually is hilarious. So I got you something when you get back. I got to go get more water. All right. I don't think I don't think that you were the next look at your screen before you go. I got to say.

Speaker: I'll send this to Ms. Harriet Morris.

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Speaker: I want Jesus, nobody ever wants to say hi to me anymore. For good reason. I want to come out here and say hi to me. Maybe some drinks. then There there we get a couple drinks, and then come back here and have a couple more. There it is. like I just yelled at Zavante, the dairy.

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Speaker: Leggy, when you get that all -sating, send it to me and I can add it and I'll make a video of him all -sating to music.

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Speaker: both both can we're here but oh i love you quiet mr publish It's been like four years of this. There we go. Oh, hold on. Yeah. Yeah, baby. If you want to go, I'm going to tell her to come over and say hi to me though before she goes home. I'd like to see her.

Speaker: All right in this fucking podcast and we can just go podcast is over. We're gonna go see uh some broad That's fine. You see your little picture there Why am I wearing a glow stick crown Because that's the one I found of multiple glow sticks. So there it is bigger my like No, I appreciate

Speaker: I already said, I appreciate it. Yes, I appreciate it. Like he she said, you need to be called out and it's done with love. I appreciate it. like That's one of the things I love about our friendship. Neither one of us will hesitate to call each other out on our bullshit. Just like earlier, I made jokes about Europe and you got all, all super serious.

Speaker: She's got a little bit about her. I think he was like, uh, how long was the show going to be? I was like, I don't know. We got about another hour or so. And she's like, Oh, well, uh, blah, blah, blah. Wants me to come get drinks. And I was like, we'll come back here and have drinks. If you don't want to meet him. Yeah. I don't know. I ended up looking like that, but I'll end up looking like something.

Speaker: a You know, I wish I could have the, like, uh, like right before so I can make them interchange and just go shows over assholes where I'm going to leave. I was just saying yeah let's go ahead and end it because I'm I'm actually going to go I've been watching like I said I'm watching the rookie and uh the new season The new season's out. I'm only sick. out There's so oh six out of 21 episodes are out, but I'm still watching the Americans too, because it's really fun. Well, Jeff wants to end it. We'll go ahead and wrap it up, I guess.

Speaker: um

Speaker: Oh, man. Excuse me. Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the show tonight. We had a lot of fun. Uh, you know, i was I was, I was in rare form from the start. I was ah just in a mood. I, I don't know, man, it is what it is, but, uh, thank you all so much. Thank you guys for listening. and Thank you guys for being a part of the nonsensical family. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out. Everywhere you listen to podcasts out, check us out on all the social medias, all that fun jazz, like you go get you some sleep girl.

Speaker: Um, yeah, you got here a little too late, John, man. I hope you had a good night. I hope you're feeling better, bro. Uh, uh, pop in, uh, anytime, you know, you're welcome. Anytime brother. Uh, we got, uh, we got open panels on Monday night for main camera for men. We got open, open panel on Saturday night. We call it the open door channel. And we got an open door on Sundays with the newest show. Uh, unnecessary roughness. We got your kickoff to kick off. Huh?

Speaker: What show? Mine and Derek's. Oh, I didn't know it had a name. Yeah. Necessary roughness. Um, so, uh, bio dot link slash nonsensical network. I'll wrap this bad boy up with, uh, before you wrap it up.

Speaker: here Um,

Speaker: um Tune in this Tuesday and this young man, AJG, 305, Mr. 305, will be in the building in this Senate. I'm actually wrapping up. Oh. Jeff wants to go watch TV. Do you? Oh, I mean, if you want to leave, I'll stay there. Oh, now she's disappointed because she's got to take you with her. Jeff said you're disappointed because you got to take me with you. Huh? Jeff said you're disappointed because you got to take me with you. No. No, no, no. We're wrapping up. We're seriously wrapping up.

Speaker: uh AJG will be on this Tuesday night on Glitch House of Music and this one goes out to all of our haters. Can't no more by AJ. Sam

Speaker: Ground to my side, business look like my main one Where I came from, I'll get my pay from hey For the business, I'm a menace Fully focused and invested, ain't a

Speaker: I have lost sound and everything. I can hear you. Oh, okay. There you go. Now I can hear you. Okay. Yeah. Leggy made that that photo. I see that. I have to import it into my see If I can make it work I did a pre -recording I can do it. I just got to figure what the fuck it is I Play with it. I'll show you all on Wednesday play it on I know I'm bad guy well hell there's some i't want Hour early for no reason

Speaker: And I don want to talk to myself. I know Jeff doesn't want to be here any longer and I don't want to talk to myself. So what are they leaving without you? No, I guess, no, I guess she's not going to go now because you're going. No, that's what I said. I was like, you can go without me. Um, her friend is a bartender and she's thought they were closing early, but apparently they're not. And I closed in a half hour. No time just.

Speaker: They were going to go meet in another bar. I'm out of here with all that goofy shit. God damn it. Now nothing wants to work on my phone. That's awesome.

Speaker: Why? Why your business boy. but

Speaker: almost ah mind your business boy yeah 10 to 50 by 10 like 10 20 10 20 30 40 what would be the middle what would be half way 30 right 30 I told you they're arguing about what's what's halfway between five and one three wait wait hold on a second what are they arguing about what's halfway between Uh, so if you count, he said, if you count to 50 by tens, what's halfway 30. Apparently they were arguing about it.

Speaker: Yeah. John didn't want to come up tonight. Are we still live? Yeah, we're still live. No, we didn't do the closing. they like ah Well, anyways.

Speaker: Yeah, no, we're just going to wrap up like an hour early and. Catch up with some sleep. Yeah, I guess. Thanks for listening. Thanks for hanging out. Yeah. Jeff. Bye, deuces.

Speaker: What did Mike used to say? be out a Oh, ladies and gentlemen, we find ourselves at the crossroads and life and the demon is standing there staring you in the eye, making the deal that you can't turn down. Ask yourself five simple words, five simple letters. W yeah W yeah N N D. What would the nonsensical network do? And well, you better take that motherfucking deal. Do the opposite. What's up? We did. Yeah. Worked out great for them.

Speaker: Yeah. i Yeah. It did work out great for Zeppelin. Let's be honest. I'm just saying the Rolling Stones did good and Jagger and, and, then and, and, and, uh, what's his name? We're still fucking alive after all the drugs and shit they've done. So yeah. WWN and D take that deal. And ladies and gentlemen, last but not least be good.

Speaker: and be **** good at it, baby. And that's for me to you personally. So, I didn't get to take you to bed. How does it happens?

Speaker: Yeah. Well, blame Jeff. Yeah. Sorry, of my life. Blame it on you. And my and my indecisive girlfriend, fiance. Sorry, not girlfriend.

Speaker: trump like was but

Speaker: Yeah. Well, wouldn't be the first time. Anywho, we'll see you guys tune in Monday night for a brand new episode of men care for men. Connor and I'll be back. Maybe I don't know that hell. I don't know. Maybe I'll just be there by myself. Oh, make sure you check out the rest of the shows on the network until then. We'll see you guys next Saturday.