Nonsensical Nonsense 297 RIGHT IN THE FACE!!

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Speaker: Where are all the good men gone and where are all the gods?

Speaker: We should do a white knight upon the fall's seat Made a knight of caution, a journey, a dream of one another

Speaker: I'm only a hero till the end of the night He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight I'm only a hero till the morning light He's gotta be sure and he's gotta be soon and he's gotta be larger than I

Speaker: Somewhere after midnight in my wildest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my reach There's someone reaching back for me Reaching on the thunder and rising with the heat We're gonna take the super lanterns with me on my face

Speaker: I need a hero I'm holding up for a hero till the end of the night It's gotta be strong and it's gotta be fast And it's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I'm holding up for a hero till the morning light It's gotta be strong and it's gotta be soon And it's gotta be larger than light

Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: What's going on everybody every Monday stalkers, hopefully you guys had a good weekend Got to relax on before we got into this

Speaker: Monday Monday Monday Monday gross gross ass Mondays Anywho, welcome to nonsense go nonsense. I'm Blick Connor will be joining us Momentarily he's running a little bit behind that's okay. We get to show started without him And of course as we know Tony's working

Speaker: Jeff don't do Mondays. So now you guys are stuck with me in the meantime. Cause I have no life except for this podcast. So I'm teasing. Anywho, hopefully you guys did have a good weekend. If you're not already, go ahead and check us out on all them socials, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and tick tock. Come hang out with us live every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday around seven ish.

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Speaker: I spent all day yesterday not all day. It's really like most of the day yesterday. Just film like complete shit Stomach bug of some sort. I don't know what the hell's going on now. I just feel sleepy sleepy sleepy today Mickey's on But uh

Speaker: I know Tony was here. He'd be very opinionated out the parole in Alabama.

Speaker: Is that what he was talking about? Anybody have a full video? I can't find it. Uh, yeah. Well, he made a, he had put a post up earlier, some guy talking about it, very one -sided and per the norm with social media these days. Um, and I went and searched for it and I found like five different ones. So why he can't find it. I don't know. I know YouTube's pulling them down, but I don't know.

Speaker: uh so uh a riverboat was trying to pull up to a dock in alabama and kofia's probably drunk idiots were on their pontoon boat white people and the security guard came over he was black told him to move their fucking boat blah blah blah him and another guy got into a fight another guy jumped in and then like 70 black people came flying in and they were hitting

Speaker: Everybody men women and children and now everybody's like woohoo. Good job to the black people. Yeah, we're standing up for ourselves It's like it's fucking 2023. There's more videos on the internet of you guys jumping unprovoked White people Then one then then then this goofy ass and the crazy part about it was the break the fight had been broken up and

Speaker: And then everybody converged on and jumped them. And like I said, they were hitting fucking everything that was moving that was white. Wow. So basically everybody that was involved should be arrested and locked up because they were all in the wrong. And there's idiots on the pontoon boat were just being fucking assholes. You know, I guess that's where that riverboat docks all the time.

Speaker: Security security guard was just doing his job. But in my opinion everybody involved should be fucking arrested and locked up but Can't nothing happen in this world today without it being turned into a race thing Just the way our media and government wants it keep us divided and separated

Speaker: And some of you fuckers buy into it. Hook, line and sinker. You know, I, you know, I was, uh, I see, see my comment. There's one guy commented and he said, of course the cops don't get involved until the black folk get involved. Well, not really the situation. They had to wait for the cops to get there.

Speaker: And just so happened when they got there, all Hill had already broken loose. But when they broke it down, one guy broke it down that, that, that area down there in Alabama was where, um, they did all the slave trading and, uh, there were so many slaves that came through there that they had to build like.

Speaker: They had to build like, uh, buildings, basically, um, overstock buildings is kind of what they described it as. And it's just like, you really got to compare something that happened over. Oh, you know, almost 200 years ago to a fight that broke out this weekend. Like, I don't know. People really do being on a whole nother level of fuckery. Let's call a spade a spade and a couple of people got a little bit.

Speaker: Too big for the britches and then a whole mess of people who had nothing to do with it, stuck their noses into it. Now everybody's going to go to jail. Break the law, play stupid games, win stupid prizes. There is and never will be a color bias if you play stupid games. It's just how it works.

Speaker: But I digress. That's some heavy shit to get into, like right in the very beginning of the show. But I know Tony hopefully about the video, but. I imagine the next time he's here, he'll we'll talk about it more and more in depth. Anywho, not much really going on since Saturday.

Speaker: Um Not much in the news anyways I Gotta get I gotta stay out of this damn YouTube rabbit hole that I find myself falling into all the time with with these Idiots on the internet Really I don't want it later

Speaker: Something that I did see it's all downhill. I didn't really blow my I don't really blow my load. It's just Like that's it That's a story to have with mult like with multiple people on the panel so you guys could kind of chitchat about it I already said

Speaker: It's crazy all the way around. I don't care how you look at it, but to turn it into a, you know, regardless of the situation, you can turn it into a race thing and be like, ah, we got you ladies. Okay. Good job, I guess. But, um,

Speaker: And surprisingly, for as big as that story is, and everything that's going on with it right now, because I listen to top radio all day long, it did not come up one time today at all. What's going on, Senor Connor?

Speaker: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker: Riverboat was trying to dock a bunch of goofy ass. I'm assuming probably been drinking a little bit too much out on their boat. Crackers got loud with a black security guard and they whooped his ass and then like 70 black people jumped them and was hitting men, women and children and everything and everything. It was white. Now black people are like, ha ha, we got you, Whitey. Connors came.

Speaker: Nice. I'll be black. My bad. I dropped the ball. Hey, boys. Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white women at? I figured you already did that. No, I didn't. You're behind the ball. I am behind the ball. I'm **** up here.

Speaker: We got Connor back off of IR. He was on the IR Saturday night. We had to send him to the ER for evaluation. Yeah, we had a few issues. That's alright Jeff and I rocked it. Jeff and I rocked at old school, just the two of us. That's right, that was a fun time. That shit sucked. But it was the fastest I've ever been in and out of an ER in my life. Oh really?

Speaker: Yeah, I think I was only there for like two and a half hours. Oh, shit. Yeah. Usually the wait time at the Army Hospital here is somewhere around four hours. But they had me in a room within the first hour and then sat around and doctor came in, we talked about

Speaker: everything that was going on. And she's like, wow, it sounds like your nerve medication is not doing what it's supposed to. So we'll give you, we'll give you this medication and it should, uh, because it works differently than the one that you're on right now, it's going to actually mess with them in a different way. And so she gave me that and then she gave me some, uh, some different narcotics, a little bit stronger and then, uh, some muscle relaxers and sent me on my way.

Speaker: But that was rough. I was struggling. I went from, man, I'm doing okay to late. Man, I felt like there were nines in my quad. It was horrible. But that's why we're here. Yeah, Jesus. Well, it's cool that they were able to get you. I mean, shit, just, now thankfully I haven't been to the ER in a very long time for myself or anybody else. But the last time I was in the ER, I think I spent,

Speaker: Well, let's see. The last time I went to the ER was I was down in Charleston. But I think I was there for about. Six hours, seven hours. But I waited for like two hours and some change. And then they were like, well, they had to run a whole bunch of tests because they thought that I they thought I might that I might might have had appendicitis because of my symptoms and stuff like that. Well, it turned out I just had a

Speaker: infection in my Intestines or some weird shit. I don't know. That's that's good. So yeah, I guess I could have died or something. I don't know I Swear every every time I go to the doctor. They tell me something else was fucking wrong with me. That's right The problem is like It's not the civilian world where if I go to the doctor and they tell me something's wrong with me. I'm paying them to like

Speaker: These guys are like, I'm going to get paid the fucking same, whether you're sick or not, but this is what's wrong with you. So I kind of trust when they say, Hey, you're fucked up because it's a military doctor and they're usually like, take some ibuprofen, change your socks and drink some water. Yeah. When they say you're fucked up, you're kind of fucked up.

Speaker: Rub some dirt in it, you pussy. Get back. Change your socks, then take this take this little white pill. And when you wake up, you'll have metal in your back. What? I'm sorry. Say that again. Well, that escalated quick as fuck. Doc, this is what we talked about.

Speaker: We'll have you back in formation in no time, soldier. Did he cover this intact casualty combat care? What the fuck do I do? You'll never be able to pass through TSA with these anymore, but. What was that in my back? Okay. Oh, that one's my foot. I forgot about that one. Fucking hell, man.

Speaker: Yeah, that was funny too. It was three, three, four weeks ago when I broke my foot. They took three different x -rays of this thing. So I went in the day that it happened, I went in because I was like, dude, I know I just fucking broke my foot. I know exactly what just happened. Went into the urgent care because I didn't feel like waiting at the ER.

Speaker: And, uh, the urgent care took X -rays and they were like, all right, we don't see anything on here. It's probably just a really bad sprain. I was like, all right, whatever. And they sent me on my way. And the next day I was like, dude, I still can't put any weight on it. And I fucking went to the ER on post and they're like, something's definitely really, really wrong, but, uh, but we don't see any fractures on the, uh, on the x -ray. I was like, okay.

Speaker: So they're like, we're going to give you a boot. You hold on this for three weeks, go follow up with your doctor and yada, yada. Three weeks later, I go and get new x -rays.

Speaker: And the x -rays come back. I got a broken foot. I'm like, what the fuck? What more are they using the x -ray scanner app on their phone to do an x -ray of your foot? We're going to go ahead and do an x -ray that way. I was like, dude, I did the same shit to my right foot. Like, I know exactly what it feels like. I'm telling you, I broke my fucking foot. I'm like, well, the x -ray keeps coming back. I'm like, all right, dude.

Speaker: Yeah, that's it. That's how many pissed off though, because when I went, as long as I don't name names, I think I'm good. Uh, I went to go see my PCM, my primary care physician, and, uh, I went in there and she had, he had somebody that was relieving him or standing in for him because he was on leave. Go in and I'm in the boot, you know, and just like, Hey, I'm here to follow up, you know, get x -rays, whatever. And.

Speaker: And if you tell me I'm good to come out of the boot, then I'll come out of the boot. She was like, okay, let me, let me take a look here at your chart real quick. And the first thing that pops up is the fucking 900 medications that I'm on. And she's like, can you go ahead and walk on it without, without the boot? And I walked on it and still pretty sore. And she's like, okay, I think you can go ahead and ditch, ditch the boot. We're going to get more x -rays and double check. Um,

Speaker: But we're gonna stop you on all these medications and just put you on ibuprofen and Tylenol and just switch back and forth between those two. I was like, listen here, dipshit. Because the way that it works in the army, at least, is you have a medic.

Speaker: And your medic is obviously, he's not like an MD or anything. And the medic would, I've seen her multiple times before. She's seen me, she knows why I have the walker, you know. She knows my fucking name. And she, as soon as this fucking, this doctor said that shit, she like looked at her like, what? Because, and my response was genuine. I was like, no, we're not, no, we're not gonna stop those.

Speaker: She's like, excuse me? I was like, yeah, no, I use those for my back. I'm not going to stop this, this, this, this, and this. I don't know why the fuck you would tell me to stop with my blood pressure medication when I've got high blood pressure right here, just had it taken. And I took my blood pressure meds this morning. I'm like, you just didn't read my chart at all. And then I'm like,

Speaker: I'm like, this is why the army medical system sucks so much. So much. And I mean, I say, as long as I don't name names, I won't be in trouble. But I'm telling you, dude, if there was a single person from the military listening to this right now, they'd be like, yep, because I'm not the only one that that shit happens to. And the problem is, you get these lower enlisted dudes who hear a doctor tell them to stop fucking taking medication, and they don't question it.

Speaker: They don't advocate for themselves. And they're like, Oh, okay. And then fucking a year later, they're fucking bending over sideways. I don't know what's wrong with me doctor. No, I mean that, that unfortunately that happens in the civilian world too. I mean, hell when COVID was a thing and Jeff had COVID for like the 27th time in a year, he went to the doctor. The doctor was like, of course he's in Mexico. Uh, you'd have to shave your beard. Otherwise you're going to get COVID again.

Speaker: what Jeff Duke came home and shaved his beard. And I'm like, Jeff, I don't, I don't think it works that way, dude. I'm like, I'm sure you might've, like, if you coughed or sneezed, yeah, you might get germs in your beard, but just fucking wash it. Like you shower every day and you'll be working fine. I was like, I don't think that there's any medical evidence that says if you have a beard and you shave it,

Speaker: It'll prevent you from getting COVID. Like if you have a beard, you're predisposed to get COVID. What? Yeah, I'm like. I don't think I thought that worked for him, boy. I mean, I'm not a doctor, but at this point I feel like I could be. I'm more than qualified to be a doctor in Mexico. Oh, where did you get your hand out from? Mid school. Which one? The one where you learn about medicine.

Speaker: I told him I said you're more likely to get COVID again from your bathroom because you never leave it and I'm pretty sure one of your dogs have been dead in there for the last six months. So you might want to check that.

Speaker: I don't I don't do doctor man. You know, like I said, I mean, I know Like right now I got a couple things going on I should probably go to the doctor but at the same time I'm gonna go to the doctor and then they're gonna tell me 20 other things are wrong with me Yeah, and I'm I'm good not knowing I'm doing just fine You're you're in your 60s you're close to death anyway, so I've had a good run

Speaker: I've had a good run, man. I'm 26. I can still have a lot of life left. I don't know. I mean, I think he had, I think, I honestly, I think, I think he had it. I think he had it three times. I think is what he said in all honesty.

Speaker: I think it was three times, but still, how does one get it three times when they never leave their house? Tony once I think it is still kicking his ass three years later. My ass was out everywhere working, driving all over the state of Ohio. I was delivering auto parts. I was at truck stops and different stores and everything else like that and never got it.

Speaker: I've gotten it once and the only reason I know that I got it because I got sick. I felt like shit, but only last for like a day. And on the next day, Nikki and Carson and Bryson were all sick. And I was like, Oh, and then Kennedy got sick. And I was like, I can't taste anything. I was like, okay.

Speaker: I got those at home COVID tests. I tested negative every single person in the house, other than me tested positive. I was like, Oh, I got the whole, I got the whole house pregnant with COVID. Well, that, and you know, you're not going to get it. Cause you got every vaccination, known demand kind of vaccination is not known to mankind in the military. Yeah. All those, all those alien clues, I'll be good. Yeah. They're going to bring the equivalent of smallpox with them and I'll be, I'll be safe.

Speaker: I mean, I might not look good for I look good for 87. I might have been just have COVID. You're saying I was a super spreader all by myself. Yeah, you need to start. You start carrying around a plant with you to replace all the oxygen you're stealing from everybody else. It was all in my beard. It was just in my beard and I would just go.

Speaker: I didn't take, yeah, I just grabbed a handful of COVID when I walk into a store, like I'm like the Oprah of COVID. You get COVID, you get COVID, cover for everyone. Click the super spreader.

Speaker: I was honestly surprised. I mean, I didn't change, not that, you know, I didn't change my lifestyle at all. And, you know, everybody around me, like I knew several people that had gotten it and had it. And, um, my, my ex -fiance, I think she got it twice. And it's like,

Speaker: And I got the vaccine late in the game, like, yeah. And the only reason I did that was because I had to it. And when I was working at OSU, they said we had to. As I've said before, I was never against it or for it. I was more of educate yourself and make your own decision. If you want to get it to make yourself feel better, then so be it. If you don't want to get it, don't get it. Yeah.

Speaker: And when they told me I had to get it at work, I put it off as long as I could. But in that time, I was asking friends that were in the medical field and doing some research on my own and just kind of researching a little bit. And even to this day, I don't think it was anything more than saline. COVID is wild, man.

Speaker: I've gotten it, most of my family's gotten it and we've all bounced back. The only person who didn't do super well with COVID was my mother -in -law. She got it while I was in Afghanistan. She ended up in the ER twice, once on a ventilator. And then I came home and I got it the one time and I was like, they're gone. I mean, it was like nothing. It's a weird thing, the way that it affects different people.

Speaker: Yeah, you know, it's everybody, you know, you can put a room of 10 people with COVID in the same room together and everybody's going to have different effects and it's going to affect everybody differently. Or, you know, even like the long term stuff, because I worked with a guy at OSU that had gotten early on. And when I started working at OSU, he still didn't have his taste back or his or his or his smell.

Speaker: Um, and then you got Tony that's got, and he's talked about it on here. So it's not a big deal that I'm saying it, but he's got all kinds of, uh, I guess it's called long COVID effects. I think it's just that Tony's 115 years old and his body's just, I'm a part of it over than you are. That's crazy to me. Hey, I'm just saying, I feel like every time I hop on this podcast, it's king of the hill at the fucking nursing home.

Speaker: I'm like, I'm like Bobby 20 years later. Uh yeah, but you're the only one on the show that's uh walking around with a Walker. Which is **** both **** So ridiculous. Youngest guy on the show. Yeah, you got the oldest body. Yeah, I'm telling you and it's not like I haven't been hard on my body.

Speaker: through the years. I mean, I've done construction work since I was 16, 17, 13, 14, 15. Yes, I'm like that. Yeah, man. I mean, shit's wild, dude. I fucking had an appointment.

Speaker: last week on like Thursday or Friday and it was the first time I've ever seen a urologist essentially there I'm having issues with avoiding my bladder to put it in a good way and I can't piss to me it's like man this sucks but like it's whatever you know it comes with nerve issues all this stuff and I'm telling I'm telling I'm telling my doctor about it she goes

Speaker: If you can't void your bladder completely, you need long -term care. We need to check on you like every six months and do an ultrasound of your bladder. Cause you can get bladder stones. You can get bladder cancer. You can get all this different shit. And I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah, right. This is ridiculous. Now, 100 % golf, it was a,

Speaker: like covid, it literally was. I mean, it was just like rolling the dice when somebody got just roll the dice. It is like this is what this is what's going to affect you. This is what's not going to affect you. You dumbass McGillicuddy going to not change your lifestyle at all. You're going to be around people. You're going to be doing what you were doing before. And it's not even going to affect you in any way, shape or form. Now, I did get sick during covid.

Speaker: And I was sick for about three weeks. And there was a couple of times where I thought I was on death's bed. But I took multiple COVID tests during that period. And they all came back. They all kept coming back negative. I don't know what it was, but it whooped my ass for about three weeks. And that's it. When they first took my mother -in -law to the hospital,

Speaker: My, my brother -in -law was over at her house taking care of, taking care of her. And the reason that they took her to the hospital was because her face was turning blue because she, her, her lungs weren't bringing in enough oxygen. That's a good reason to take care of that. It's like what was hypoxia, right? You ever seen the, the Air Force dudes train for, uh, when they lose cabin pressure or something like that?

Speaker: I think I've seen like clips and stuff on it like different documentaries. You just kind of get loopy. You can't because your lungs are still inflating and deflating. But you're not getting any oxygen. So you just get loopy and eventually you go to sleep. I was just like, basically, yeah, that's a that's a good call. Yeah, it's kind of trippy. But

Speaker: But it's, it's, it's all gone now. Now COVID it's not even a thing. Now it's, it's non -existent these days. So it's, it's funny how at least for a couple more months until COVID 25 comes around and it's going to be worse. And we're all locked down again. Nope. It's gotta happen before January of 24. That's why I said, give us a few more months right around the time of, uh,

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Speaker: Mr. Trump, I would like to have you on my podcast for an interview.

Speaker: No, it's funny. Like I said, you have the one side saying all COVID's fake, COVID's fake, COVID's fake, and then the other side is a complete 180 extreme. COVID's gonna kill us all. We're all gonna die. Well, that's the way it is. I mean, it's not just the COVID situation, and I won't express my own political views, but it doesn't matter who starts it.

Speaker: The other side is always going to be a polar opposite. There's never somewhere where we can meet in the middle and be logical. Well, you could be opposite, but it seems like one side is like, like the left will be so far extreme or the right will be so far extreme. Like instead of like there was no zero, like everybody just started at a hundred. It's just like,

Speaker: I mean, it'd be like getting into your car, putting it in drive. And as soon as you let off the brake, you're automatically going 100 miles an hour. No build up. Shit blows my mind the way that people can act.

Speaker: and talk just about politics. I get it. It affects us in our day -to -day lives when you get down to the nitty -gritty of it. But realistically, I mean, everything changes over time. No president's going to come in and say, shit, Gohak. We said it. We're going to cancel. They're going to swarm on us. But we're speaking logically.

Speaker: Nothing moves at a rapid pace when it comes to politics. I mean, take Roe v. Wade, for example. They've been talking about that since before Trump was in office. They've been talking about it since the Obama administration. And then it finally happened. And then everyone's like, oh my God, I can't believe that so and so did this and so and so did that. It's all their fault. No, it's not. It's been

Speaker: years and years and years and years of lead up. So trust me, it don't matter who the next president is for the next four years. For there to be a significant change, you need to get the same type of leader time after time after time after time. Here in two decades, maybe you'll see some change.

Speaker: You gotta put a fucking term limit on these assholes in the house. I mean, you got that one bitch in there that was there since before Jesus was born. And she's just lying in her pockets at this current state of her career.

Speaker: But now I agree 100 % golf. It's a gang mentality anymore. It's mob mentality. When you talk about politics and shit like that, because, and I've said it before, actually, I just said it a few weeks back. I think I might've been doing the Glick show. And since I've been an adult, 18 years old, Clinton was the first president when I was quote unquote, an adult since all the way up to

Speaker: I'm 42. It does not matter who was in office. My life has not really been affected that much. I might pay a little bit more in taxes. I might pay a little bit more in gas. You know, I might pay a little bit more at the grocery store, but nothing major has like completely affected my life so much.

Speaker: and and most of these people that are out there dancing and prancing around acting a **** fool, their life isn't being affected either. They're just not getting everything handed to them that they want. They don't. They're not able to just sit at home and have everything handed to them for free. I want to know what these day jobs are. I think we should go back to a dictatorship. I'm going to vote for Camacho. Is that my name?

Speaker: I will be a fair dictator. I will let all the men who live. That's why I tell the I'm sorry. I tell the kids in the house. This isn't a this isn't a democracy. This is a dictatorship and I'm the dick. And you're the king. I'm the dick. Oh. Bitches. Diane Feinstein.

Speaker: they're all fucking they're all they're all in it for the money at this at this point in time and there should be term limits set for for for you know these people in the house of representatives or you know whatever and and i'm not the smartest guy in the world so i'm gonna dance around it and go ahead and you're like look i i honestly don't know what the fuck their job is anymore the last 10 years it just seems like like like the house of representatives has turned into

Speaker: like some of these social media platforms. It's, it's just a pissing contest and everybody wants to talk about everything. Nobody's really doing anything to help the American people. No, they're just there for themselves. And they want to, and they're like, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a schoolyard and you're fighting over the last basketball. It's when it goes to politics at this point, everybody's fighting for them on the left and the right Democrats and Republicans.

Speaker: It goes for all of them. Yeah, 100%. And the point is running. They're just running for reelection. Nobody's actually running to try and make the United States better and actually help our people. I think that's where as much as maybe I shouldn't do that. But yeah, anyway.

Speaker: We need somebody in office who actually gives a fuck about the people and isn't tied down and predisposed by politicians. And that's extremely difficult to find because the only people that are good at politics are the politicians. I'll vote for Glick.

Speaker: I'm going to be 2024. 2024 2024 2024. Don't let me become president because the first thing I **** do as president is remove warning labels. That's going to be I'm going to be in the office five minutes. First thing I'm going to do is grab a beer and prop my feet up on my desk.

Speaker: and I'm signing a new law, remove warning labels. And if anybody tries to tell me otherwise, I'm going to use my presidential power and veto their asses. We are removing all warning labels and we will let Darwinism take over.

Speaker: Hey man, survival of the fittest is a rough way to live, man. I'd be surprised how many people won't survive in survival of the fittest. Honestly, I don't think my kids would live if there was survival of the fittest. No, you're very cool. It's my ball. Yep, survival of the fittest, man. We're moving warning labels, and I'm going to sit back and hand me another beer. Watch this.

Speaker: tap into the NSA network to start watching people's video cameras. This dude's about to dive headfirst into a two foot pool. Let's see what happens. No fucking warning labels, no cautionary labels, no nothing. If you're not smart enough not to drink bleach, you're not smart enough to be here.

Speaker: Or if you're smart enough to drink bleach and live. If you drink bleach and survive again. Change terms with the House and Senate. Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. And a heartbeat. I'm gonna change my terms too. No longer am I President Glick. Now I am King Glick. And after a couple of years, I'll change my status to God.

Speaker: I am your new god. A lot of gay babies were just born.

Speaker: I can do whatever I want once I'm in God -like status. He's going God mode. Isn't that genocide? Nah, he's a God. He's allowed to do it. It's a cleansing. Oh, shit. I want to edit this part out. It's a cleansing. That sounds a little Hitlerish.

Speaker: the week will not survive. I'm not I'm not targeting. Well, I guess I am targeting one specific group. But I mean, are people really are people really going to be mad if you start to take out the stupid people? I'm just saying. Well, I mean, a little bit because people are fucking fun. Yeah, we'll keep a couple of them around for entertainment. You know,

Speaker: lock him in cages or something. I don't know. Let him out every once in a while. Hey, mom, can we go to the stupid zoo? Yeah, I think they just got a new way. Nobody, nobody will bat an eye because I'll be in God mode. So they'll be like, Hey, I mean, he is a God. He knows what he's doing. Walk into the zoo. I mean, really?

Speaker: Nobody really batted an eye on the Bible when God wiped out an entire city at Sodom and Gomorrah. Nobody batted an eye when he flooded the entire world and only saved Noah and his family and two animals of each. So I think we're good. I'm no expert at this. I'm still learning.

Speaker: Click might be a little power hungry. But I just want to make America awesome. That's all I want to do. Yeah, I already be out there. I got a call from the school on day one.

Speaker: Oh, they already started school out there. Yeah. We sent our youngest to pre -k today with a packed lunch. Okay. He ate, he ate none of it and bought pizza from the lunch line. We got a phone call from the fucking school. Your school lunch balance has a, your school lunch account has a balance of negative $2 and 10 cents. Motherfucker.

Speaker: Yeah, no, my, uh, my, uh, middle daughter last year, because they have like, you know, like when we were in school, you had extras, you could buy and stuff like that, but they, you know, they give, they give kids like every day for lunch. They got like two or three options. They have like their main thing, like whatever their main thing for lunches. And then they've got an option between like a peanut butter, jelly sandwich, and then something else.

Speaker: But then there's all the extras that they could buy in my middle daughter last year like By the second week of school she had already had a balance of like $15 because she was just getting all this extra shit I wanted chips. I wanted that I want it. I'm like easy killer, you know, we're already early two weeks into school

Speaker: Rack up a lunch bowl at $700 by the end of the fucking trip. Yeah, right. Hell, if you want extra snacks, I'll go to the damn grocery store and buy you some, and you can just take them to school with you. It'd be a whole hell of a lot cheaper. Yeah. So, starting off wrong this year. Well, I mean, it could have been worse. It's not like he did anything. It's not like he went to school today and got into a fight the first day. Oh, he didn't.

Speaker: He didn't. My youngest son did not, but my oldest son was bragging about how he beat this kid up in a wrestling match. And I'm like, dude, you're six. There is no fucking shot that your teacher is assembling fucking wrestling matches. I was like, why'd you wrestle him? It was like, because he challenged me. I was like, it's good to know that you're not a bitch, but like chill.

Speaker: I mean, you know, there was a teacher last year that got fired because she was, she basically was having Fight Club in her classroom. You know, she was letting, she was, she was letting kids fight it out and they were right in the middle of class. No, no. So, I mean, it's not that far fetched that this teacher was like, all right, who's ready to wrestle? Ding, ding.

Speaker: I was like, what the fuck do you mean you wrestled somebody who's like, well, he challenged me. And then, so I pushed him and he pushed me back. So I grabbed his legs and throw him on the floor. And I was like, okay. At least they weren't like naked wrestling in the locker room. Dude, I'm telling you it's like, like the positive to the story is that he's not a bitch. Like he's not gonna back him.

Speaker: He's going to get expelled. It's his first day at first grade. What the fuck? It'd be all right. It'd be all right. No, it was like earlier this summer, Cash got into a fight out here with one of the kids in the neighborhood. And I guess they were playing football or something and it got a little bit too serious. Well, Cash got the best of the kid.

Speaker: And when the kid said he was done, Cash got up and went to walk away and another kid instigated it more while the kid that Cash got into it with snuck him. He yanked his feet out from underneath of him from behind and punched him in the mouth. Well, when he came in his mouth bleeding and everything, I got involved and I went outside.

Speaker: And I got the story of what happened was, well, cash got the best of him and other kid instigated it. And the kid who snuck cash, his mom was out there. Cause I went and got her and right in front of everybody, I said, let this shit happen again. I'm going to come out here. I'm going to take my belt to all you little motherfuckers. And I said, you can tell your mommy. You can tell your daddy. You can tell whoever you want. Cause they can all get it too.

Speaker: if I find out that one of you fuckers sneak my son again, I'm gonna come out here and I'm gonna hold you and let him fuck you up. Needless to say, I had no problems all summer. I'm like, don't get mad because you get your ass whooped. And don't be a little bitch after you get your ass whooped either. Listen, you lose the fight, you lose the fight. Turn around, walk away, put me in a... I don't know this yet.

Speaker: the the boy's mom who uh the boy who snuck cash she told him after i said what i said she's like and i'm gonna let him so don't come crying to me she was mad as hell she told her she said you get your ass back in that fucking house you just got ungrounded from this dumb shit now you come outside day one and want to start it up again she'll get back in your dad gets home i was like oh shit i know that's not gonna end well you don't gotta take the belt to him

Speaker: Yeah. But, uh, not, not having that all year, but it's our all summer. I think it was just, there's just, there's just that one little prick that lived here. He was a little instigator. He was always instigating the shit out there. And he was the smallest one. I told him one day, I said, you're too small to be talking this much shit. I said, somebody will snatch your ass up and they're going to find you in a trash can or a dumpster.

Speaker: These bigger kids are going to get tired of your goofy ass and throw you in a dumpster. But now, I mean, you know, that's a great, you know, that's one of those things about boys. Even girls. I mean, they're going to get in fights in school. It's inevitable. I mean, yeah, as long as I don't get fucking expelled, I'm cool. My thing is, is don't ever start a fight. Like you're never going to get in trouble for me. If you, if, if you're sticking up for yourself.

Speaker: But don't ever, don't ever let me find out you're starting to find or you're picking on somebody or you're being a bully because that's going to be a whole bag of worms. You don't want to open up. Can't stand bullies. I can't, I can't, you know, I was bullied when I was younger and then I realized, why am I getting bullied? I'm bigger than everybody. But, um,

Speaker: You know, I can't stand them. I had a lot of friends that were bullied and we became friends because I was like, I would stick up for them when I was growing up. I was just like, this shit don't make no sense. You know, like I've never understood a bully mentality. Yeah. First time somebody punches you in your fucking cocksucker, you're going to cry. Well, I guess that's what I did when I was a kid. I was, I was large on my head.

Speaker: never really let anybody pick on me, but I wasn't a physical dude. I wouldn't, I wouldn't throw a punch unless it was absolutely necessary. If I can, there's this kid, I forget his name. He was like, I'll dine, right? Super rude kid. Fucking absolute point extra. Like he's, he kind of deserved some of the bullying, but it's not his fault. So he didn't. Yeah. Like, like I wasn't going to go be Beth buddies with him.

Speaker: I'll talk to him once I made a nice thing. In like fifth grade, this dude like fucking shoved into the ground. I'm standing right next to him. I fucking grabbed this dude, threw him on the ground and punched him in his fucking mouth. I was like, what the fuck is your problem? This dude is like three foot tall albino and like doesn't have any friends. I'm gonna throw him on the fucking ground. What's your problem? Yeah. Don't deal with me. And so that kid never got fucking picked on again.

Speaker: I'm still the same way. I'm still the one weird motherfucker though. I'll give him that. Yeah. You got it. You got to be friendly with those weird ones because they're going to be the ones that come and shoot up the office one day and you're like, Oh, they're going to shoot up the office and be like, Hey, uh, go, uh, go grab lunch early today. So there you go.

Speaker: Generally, I'm generally for the most part. I'm nice to everybody I come across because How buddy I Heard you had pizza for lunch today No, I'm generally To pack up a better lunch

Speaker: Uh, I'm generally, you know, for the most part, I'm pretty much nice to everybody until they give me a reason not to be nice to them. And then once I, once you give me a reason not to be nice to you, I'm a complete asshole. It is what it is. The monkeys are out of the cage and they're running. They're running around the zoo.

Speaker: This house might as well be a fucking zoo. It's so weird today having both of those boys gone at school. It's so quiet. I got home and it was like, I can hear sounds. I didn't know it was a noise, but I can hear it. I remember those days when my kids were younger and it was just constantly like a circus around the house.

Speaker: And now, now it's a fucking ghost town when the kids are here. My oldest one, she's barely really even, even home when she's here. Well, next, next week, cause once she goes back to school, she's got a rude awakening. Cause she's spent her old summer gallivanting out. Like last week, she was here with me. I didn't see her, but one day she was at her friends all week.

Speaker: But when the school year starts, she doesn't get to do that this school year because last year she barely passed her junior year. And now she's a senior. So when she's here, she's not going to see her friends. She's not going to hang it out. She's going to school and she can go to work. That's her only two options, which is with her mom on the weekends. As I told her mom, this is what I'm doing at my house.

Speaker: You know, I really don't have a say at your house, but you know, if she's failing or she's, she's not getting her homework done or shit like that, I hope you'll, you'll back me up and, and have the same mentality at your house. She's like, Oh no, we'll be checking our work every Friday when she comes home. All right. All right. Cool. Good, good. Well, the exact same fucking way. The only problem is.

Speaker: I knew they were going to look at my shit. It wasn't going to change the fact that I wasn't going to do it anyway. Well, and that was, you know, and that's what I tried telling her last year. I'm like, Hey, if you just did your homework, you wouldn't have to worry about being even remotely being close to failing. If you just turn this shit in. Yeah.

Speaker: See, you have every resource under the fucking sun and teachers that are, that are trying to help you succeed. I said, you have to realize you're not going, you're not at your high school. You're at a career center. You're at a trade school. They want you to succeed. They are trying to help you succeed. You're not taking advantage of it. You know, there's no reason for you to be almost failing or damn near fail other than the fact that you're just lazy.

Speaker: at the end of the day. Yep. I was lazy. I was a lazy ass high school. Yeah. I mean, shit, you know, when I was in high school, I was terrible with my homework. I would turn it in, but it was, it was usually late or whatever, but I was terrible, but I was good at test taking. And then when I got to the trade school or the career center,

Speaker: Everything, all my classes, and that's, that's the difference between high school and trade schools or career centers or whatever. Your classes are centered around what you're, what you're going to school for. So you're not learning. Now you still have to take like your English because you have to have certain credits to graduate high school. But even in like our English class, it was catered towards helping us. Like I was in building trades and in our job

Speaker: So it was, it was catered to helping us learn how to talk to customers or, or have, you know, do presentations and stuff like that. And make sure that you stroke, you smoke properly or, or this, that, or the other thing. But like all of our math was actual math that we would use. It wasn't the, you know, uh, E equals F star X, Y seven times.

Speaker: F3 what is you know, it's like what the fuck? I was like, you know if you're learning stuff that's pertains to your your your field So it's not even like you're learning shit that you don't have to ever worry about again You know, you know or that you'll never learn again but uh My daughter says this is your senior year you got to take shit seriously. Yeah, but you know because

Speaker: once you graduate, it's it's it's it's real life after that. Yeah, all that for all. It's it's **** real life. You you don't have the no. Oh, I'm I'm a kid. I'm in school. Nope. It's it's real life. It's real life girl. It's real life is a kick right in the **** **** Nikki and I were talking about that in the car or just just a little bit ago. She's like so

Speaker: I think we've decided we're moving to Columbus. Is that somewhere that you're cool with living for the next 30, 40 years? And I was like, how about the next 18? I'll be here. I was like, she was like, what do you mean? I was like, once the kids get out of the house, if we want to move somewhere else, we're fucking moving. Like they're not tying me down.

Speaker: Exactly. She was like, she was like, well, they might still be in our house. I was like, what the fuck makes you think that I want my kids to be in my house after 18? Like I've got a door is open. Don't get me wrong. Door is open. If you're struggling and you need a place to stay or you're going to college and you don't, and you're at like Ohio state and you don't want to pay fucking forward, you know, then you can stay at our hands, whatever. But once you turn 18, you're a fucking adult.

Speaker: I'm not keeping tabs on you. I'm not going to tell you what you can and can't do. You're going to learn the hard way the same way I did. I'm just going to give you advice when you ask for it. Well, yeah. And once you graduate high school, whatever you decide to do, you decide to do. Yeah. If you go to college, you know, and you're in the area, you know, if you go to college somewhere close and you're in the state of Ohio and like you said, if you don't want to pay for

Speaker: you know, bored and don't want to stay in the dorms and shit like that. Okay, cool. We'll, we'll figure all that out as we go. But no, Nikki and I've talked to that. My Nikki and I, we've talked about that once the kids are done with school and they're doing their own thing. I've said that since I came back from South Carolina, I don't plan on being in Ohio the rest of my life. Yeah. Once the kids are grown and they're, they're, they're graduating from high school and they're doing their own thing. Uh,

Speaker: I'm either going back to Charleston or, you know, I, you know, Galveston has kind of popped up in my head, but I think at the end of the day, it's probably going to be Charleston. Yeah. You know, in a couple of spots like Charleston, Tampa, Galveston, even like, uh, even like down in, um, like, um, Louisiana or Alabama somewhere down on the, down on the coast.

Speaker: None of them. Not to like rally or Charlotte or? No, I want to live on the coast. No rallies close. I mean, it's what I mean. Charlotte's a couple hours away. No, I want to be on the coast. I loved it when I lived down in Charleston, so I want to be somewhere on the coast and I want to be down South. Well, you got the job. Was it Wilmington? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: No, Charleston is my number one spot. I would love to go back to Charleston and like Nikki and I have taught, you know, if we buy a house in the meantime, what are we going to do with it? And I was like, I'll just turn it into a rental property to be a hundred percent honest with you. I mean, make, make an income from that, you know, as well, uh, especially with the way the market's going these days, I know how much I can get rental wise, depending upon what we buy. Yeah. So, or where are we by? But ultimately I want to be back down South and I want to be on the coast.

Speaker: Uh, but I gotta wait until the kids are grown and they're doing their thing. But again, you know, you know, like you said, I'm still going to have an open door policy. If I'm living in South Carolina and they fall on hard times or whatever, I'd be like, well, they didn't come down here, but you're going to get a job and you're going to be actively working on getting on your feet. You're not coming down for a free ride. Yeah. Yeah. College or my, or high school, in my opinion, once you graduate high school, there's no more free ride.

Speaker: Even if you're staying with me, you're going to be expected to have a job. And I'm not going to make you pay half the rent or anything like that. But we'll work something out. You're going to learn responsibility. Yep. Yeah, and that's kind of what we talked about. I wanted to move back to Raleigh, because I absolutely love Raleigh. I've always loved visiting out there. And so we've tossed around so many ideas for where we could end up.

Speaker: Raleigh, we talked about Lexington. We talked about Frankfurt. We talked about Columbus, obviously. We talked about down south in Cincinnati. We talked about Charleston. And if we, once the kids are out of the house, man, I'm probably moving back to Raleigh. I fucking love it there. I absolutely love it. At least that area. Go get some land for a halfway decent price and just fucking just relax. Figure out a way to retire.

Speaker: do this podcast and retire off this podcast. That's the name of the game, but that's exactly what the hell I'm shooting for. I'd love to make enough money on their podcast to do this. I do this bitch five days a week. So what do you do for work? Oh, I talk into a computer for three days a week. How many hours a total, a total of maybe, maybe nine, 10 on a field week.

Speaker: Yeah. Did you get paid hourly? No. No, actually we get paid and I just be like, here, order this stuff. No, actually I go over to Chris's house once a week and then he shows me how much cash he has. I just pick the bills that I want. This is the Connor stack. One for me, one for Mr. Zaroni. Speaking of paying bills and getting paid.

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Speaker: Yeah, buddy a little black top mojo Featuring small town Titans or small town Titans featuring black top mojo with their cover of hunger strike Welcome back to nonsense of nonsense everybody. We got Connor in the building. I'm a click Do what we do? Hopefully you guys are Already, but if you haven't check out them socials Facebook Instagram Twitter and tick -tock

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Speaker: Chris, I see you in the chatter's box. Shout out to the chatter's box. What's going on with you guys tonight? Don't be shy. If you're there, we like to hang out and chit chat with you guys. Always fun hearing from you. Connor out there. I think around your neck of the woods out there out West. Mm hmm. That.

Speaker: out there in out there in the wild wild west out here in Mexico. I mean El Paso. Yeah, well one of your neighboring states out in Tulsa, Tulsa, Oklahoma. A man was arrested. After he stabbed another man. Rude ahead. With a flagpole. And the flag was still attached.

Speaker: was it an American flag? Of course it was an American flag. It was at a Sonic Tulsa Hills when officers arrived, they found a flagpole. They found a man with a flagpole through his head. That's all the way through his fucking head. That's not funny, but that's fucking hilarious. The man that stabbed the guy was quoted to saying

Speaker: He deserved it. I wanna know why. I wanna know why too. Witnesses told the police they saw the suspect, charged the victim, stabbed him with the flagpole. They also reported hearing him or hearing the suspect say, that's what he gets, he deserves it.

Speaker: What the man who there's an upside to the story the man who just like the man who took the flagpole to the face Didn't survive No, not pedophile damn no, he did survive And the only downside is that he's likely to lose an eye That's that's a that's a lucky fucking dude

Speaker: for the rest of his life. He has a **** cool **** story to tell. Yeah. Yeah. Like I was just minding my business at Sonic drinking a limeade, eating a Sonic burger and next thing I know, crazy old Larry from down the street was jamming a flagpole through my head. Old Glory was sticking out one side. Then the ****

Speaker: Yeah, the suspect wasn't rested on site. So he was just hanging out like when the cops got there like dude just jammed a flag attached and everything through a dude's head and then he's just hanging out waiting for his sonic order. It'd be even cooler if you like fucking threw it at the guy like Achilles. I can't say that like that's I can't say that I'm not impressed that that's

Speaker: Dude, you just fucking stabbed the dude in the face with a flag and then sat down and like, yeah, I did that shit. He fucking deserved it. Fuck that guy. Yeah. That's that's a dude who's not a bitch. I like it. I like the energy. I mean, I mean, the guy who took the flag pulled their face, that's no bitch either. My man took a whole ass flag full with the flag attached to it to the face all the way through his head and survived.

Speaker: Dude, that just makes me think of a lone survivor where the dude takes, where the one guy gets a fucking round to the head. And they're like at the bottom of this fucking valley looking up and they're like, dude, they really shoot me in the head. And he turns his head around and his scalp is just hanging off. And they're like, yeah, go ahead. That guy didn't survive. But like, still just as kind of badass. You got shot in the head and you were still walking.

Speaker: This dude took a fucking flagpole. This dude took America to the face and lit. Right in the face. That, my friend, is an American badass. I can't say that I wish I was him, but I kind of wish I was him. I think if I was you, I would take a flagpole to the face over all the medical issues that you're having. I have thought so many times about just cutting my own fucking leg off there. It would be so much easier. So much easier.

Speaker: I mean, when you get back up here to Ohio, we can arrange that. I have tools and stuff. I'm telling you, there's enough alcohol in the barracks that if I go there and I find somebody, they have enough alcohol to put me under for an exact amount of time. Granted, it'll take some tweaking to get the anesthesia just right. But there's no alcohol to put me out. Cut open my back, cut my leg off and fix my back.

Speaker: I can't be like that but I can definitely cut your leg off and and I can build you a I can make you a sweet ass peg leg. I want one of those **** auto scooter things just like souped up to high hill like with a Tesla motor in it just **** why I'm not I can't do that but call call **** Jeff get Jeff up here. We can put we can put tracks like a tank on your on your peg leg.

Speaker: Oh, you switched your Crocs into four -wheel drive? Super cool. Watch this. We cut off both legs, build two peg legs, put tank tracks on them, and then we could just put, like, like, Roman candles or something in your legs and set them off, and you just take off down the street. If you like that fucking, that chick from the spy movie. God, what's that called? With the tailor shop in it. God, I can't remember the movie.

Speaker: The tailor shop is like a front for a spy place. Oh, I don't know. The British people. Are you talking about the gentleman? No, not the gentleman. The Kingsman? Yes. The very first Kingsman where the lady had like her fucking legs cut off, that butt below the knee, and she just had these fucking spikes with blades on them. I want that. Well, I was going to say that or like, oh, that

Speaker: I'm not being Quentin Tarantino Eli Roth collaboration where they had what's her face who had a machine gun for a leg. Some **** like that. What the **** I haven't seen that. It's a old one. They're not old but I'm not being Quentin Tarantino fan either.

Speaker: Quentin Tarantino is awesome. But. No, that's that's fucking wild, dude. I'm going to start carrying a sharpened flag in the back of my trunk just so that if I ever get the opportunity to, I get to stab a dude in the face with a flag. Just in case. Why do you have an American flag in your back seat and not like hanging out the back window?

Speaker: like, oh, it's not there for display. This is a, this is a fuck around and find out moment. This is an assault flag. Ban all assault flags. There was a mass flagging. Wait, what? Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker: Easy. Oh, sorry. Sorry for the hard F word. LGBTQ. My bad. Easy. You don't want to offend golf. All right. Chill. My bad. LGBTQs. Whatever the hell you're, whatever the hell you call yourself today. I don't even fucking know. I am all inclusive.

Speaker: I see I see the video today I I'm in this algorithm on YouTube and it's it's kind of a crazy algorithm, but my shorts are a lot of a lot of like freaking A lot of

Speaker: Oh, what's his name? Oh, a little Jew guy. Shapiro. And and and and and other people like him. And then there's this chick that I follow on YouTube and she does the comment section or whatever. But it was a video of this trans person at some restaurant or something. Oh, Connor.

Speaker: And they were they were just making a scene for for no parent reason at this restaurant and this group of quote unquote Gen Z 'ers Young cats started fucking with them And they're like, bro, what are you doing? He was like I'm not a bro. I'm a woman. Can't you tell? They were like it's

Speaker: Yeah, they're like, yeah, sure. Okay. Whatever you want to call yourself, but you're definitely not a woman. You're a dude and Jesus Christ. And then they leave after clouded on them. And this guy looks at the restaurant worker was like, I can't believe you're just going to stay in there and not help me and let them in. The worker was like, fuck you want me to do. You don't want out here on attention to yourself.

Speaker: If you're gonna start some shit What the fuck you want to drink and make sure that you get your food in your drink my job isn't to get into your fucking Goopy ass shit because you're out here trying to draw attention to yourself Somebody called you on your bullshit. You better fucking know how to back your bullshit up But the person who was in the video they were like this is what we like to see the younger generation finally

Speaker: having enough of the bs having enough of the bs qtl and like you know i'm not about shitting on them i support them my broasters a member but i don't again again go back to the earlier of the show i don't support stupid yeah yep we're gonna have a cleansing when i become god

Speaker: or King. Like, seriously, in 300, the God King. Yeah, you're going to be the God King and you're going to go up against 300 trans women who are going to inevitably all die. But you will lose in the end. But I will be childless.

Speaker: that I was right and they were wrong. That final scene. I don't think I would have to worry about 300 on the woke side because once I take away the warning labels, you know, that the stupid on both sides is going to start to fade out. The numbers are going to start to dwindle. That final scene where he throws the spear and it catches Xerxes cheek. He doesn't have this big ass dildo thrown at you and it's going to hit you right in the mouth. And Jeff will jump in front of it and catch it in the mouth.

Speaker: Where did you come from, Jeff? I thought it was a real dick. Damn it. They got me again. You gotta quit throwing dildos, man. I'm like, it's just fucked up. Dang it. You got some real good aim. Camera pan back, Jeff's on the ground like a dog with a bone.

Speaker: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker: Are you just saying pew? Yeah, because my butt doesn't make noises. Sweet sound effects. I've got like a loudspeaker. You want to hear my shotgun?

Speaker: How do you do a shotgun? Oh, we just have a whole bunch of nails up there. Like the old style cannons like. Like Pirates of the Caribbean where they're just showing forks and shit down it. Whatever's laying around in there. Not the Nobel, those go to Jeff. That's mine, give it back.

Speaker: You're going to get him riled up. Just give him the **** bone. Just give it to him already. Calm down. Damn it. Sit. He's not trained. He's untrainable. Trust me. There's one thing I've learned in the last 25 years of being Jeff's friend. He he is not trainable. He he he is. He he is broken. Yeah, he is broken.

Speaker: That is a defective Jeff. He shits on the bed. He shits on the couch. He shit on top of the TV. I don't even know how he got up there. Right. He wiped his ass on the TV like a credit card. I tried spraying him with a spray bottle. No. Fat Jeff.

Speaker: What Eddie who Eddie who from, from old flag, flag face McGillicuddy out in Tulsa. Let's, uh, let's, let's travel up to our good friends in South Canada and Minnesota, Minnesota, South Canton. Up in Minnesota are finally getting temperatures above 32 degrees. They're all sweating their balls off. Yeah. Well, uh, Minnesota man was found in a freezer.

Speaker: Uh, was found dead in a freezer. Why would a man be in the freezer? You might ask. Well, I'm going to answer you. I like to party hardy. Yeah, he definitely did not like to party hardy, but he was found dead in the freezer and was reportedly hiding from the cops again.

Speaker: Stupid. I reiterate the world will be better off without stupid people and they are easy to kill. We're not alive. Sorry. Tick tock or YouTube. Um, 34 year old man was discovered in a freezer in. By Wopek by Wopek, Minnesota. And he had a worn out for his arrest.

Speaker: He was reportedly hiding from the police. According to a press release from Gilbert Police Department, Brandon Lee Bushman was discovered in a chest freezer in the basement of an unoccupied home. He had outstanding warrant for his arrest, although the police did not specify, specify, words are hard, specify for what crime. But here's the thing.

Speaker: unless it was like murder or pedophilia or something like that. Probably wasn't wanted for anything that horrible or that bad that would that would make you want to hide in a freezer. You just got old traffic tickets.

Speaker: Yeah. But unfortunately for him, the freezer he decided to hide in was one of those older style ones that when you close it, it, it clicks and it like clicks and locks from the outside. Yeah. It's got, you got to pull the handle to open it. Yeah. Don't ask. He did. He said, it says, uh, it was the owner model, uh, with the latching mechanism on the outside. When the 34 year old climbed in, he jammed a metal one ornament rod.

Speaker: from the inside of the freezer towards the latch mechanism, likely thinking that it would help him escape. Yeah. However, it didn't help. Obviously we wouldn't be telling you the story of a dead guy found in a freezer hiding from the police man's. Fortunately for him, unfortunately for him, uh, the freezer was unplugged at the time. There was no electricity in the house, which had remained unoccupied since February of last year.

Speaker: or February or earlier this year. People said that they knew he was staying there and they seen him flee from the upstairs area of the house due to a possible police presence near the residence. During the autopsy, the examiner's office determined that there was no trauma or injury to the body. Toxicology reports have yet to come out. But

Speaker: He's dead and that leads me to ask the question in your opinion For you speaking for you in general What would be the worst way to die? Like if you're a fear of dying and you know everybody can say I'm not afraid to die blah blah blah, but everybody has that one That one fear of how to go Yeah, clearly this guy he

Speaker: I would assume that you could get air to it, but apparently not. So he suffocated to death in there and that had to be slow. So suffocating, if he suffocated to death, that's gotta be honestly a better way to go than what I thought would have happened, which is like freezing to death. Freezing to death sucks.

Speaker: Oh, yeah. I've had hypothermia. That shit is horrible. You can't get warm no matter what you do. You have to like drink something hot and let it settle in your stomach. And then you got to fucking warm yourself up by the fire and your arms go numb and everything sticks up. Shit sucks. But I would rather freeze to the biggest fear for me, I guess, when it comes to death is burning to death.

Speaker: I was going to say, I agree with you. I think that's, that's probably my biggest fear as far as dying. Cause you know, like, you know, that's just like suffocation, whether drowning or like that or, or, or freezing to death. Yeah. It's gonna suck, but you know how many people have, have, have been burnt alive and have survived it. Yeah. That that's, that is a very slow and

Speaker: painful death. I mean, the best thing you could hope for is that you succumb to the smoke or something and you pass out and you don't feel it. Brian, Brian to death is just because I'm sure most people can say they've been burnt before and I should you bet if you've had anything deeper than a first degree burn, that shit is miserable and it and it hurt a long time.

Speaker: Yeah. When you're getting burnt alive, that shit is literally cooking your meat like a steak from the outside of you. And you're right. It's not a quick death. You see like all these war movies from World War II in Vietnam and Korea back when we used the flamethrower. Because the flamethrower, these dudes will get hit by it and they're burning on the outside, but they're still alive on the inside. Their brain is saying, holy shit, everything's cooking.

Speaker: But you can't put it out. Don't matter how much you stop and drop and roll. And they call them don't stop. And that little burn you had on your hand is all over their body. And I mean, oh, I've talked to my medic for my old medic, I should say, one of my best friends.

Speaker: He used to work EMS. And he said the worst thing that he's ever come across was a body that burned in the car. So you never forget the smell. You can tell her fucking hands were like, the meat had melted to the handle on the inside. She couldn't get out.

Speaker: And I'm just like, that's got to be so bad. Because I mean, I've seen people shallow water blackout. I've watched it happen. And like, yeah, it doesn't look scary yet. But when you ask them about it, it's just like, you're swimming, you're kind of struggling for air, and then you go to sleep. Like, I can do that. That's perfectly fine. I'm struggling for air. I'll suffer a little bit for maybe a minute or so. And then I'll just go to sleep.

Speaker: But burning to death, you're aware that you're burning to death. And it's one of those things where when, you know, like you brought up the the flamethrower, which, you know, a lot of people don't understand the flamethrower was never a weapon that was created

Speaker: necessarily to kill it was it was a tool to clear out like like during World War two and

Speaker: Vietnam and stuff like that when when like the Vietnamese or the or the Japanese, you know, they have this whole intricate Tunnel systems and they would get themselves underground. So this the flamethrower was created I mean, obviously it's it's it's gonna kill people but it was it was meant to clear out tunnels and Caves where they would get hunkered into and stuff like that so but when you get set on fire you have to you also have to remember that

Speaker: You know, our bodies go into a lot of, a lot of times when situations come up, fight or flight, and then the adrenaline gets going. So your adrenaline, if you get set on fire, your adrenaline's pumping. It's not like you just get set on fire and then you just crumple and just burn. You're generally like, you're aware, you're running around, your adrenaline's pumping. So it's going to be harder to, I would assume harder to, for the body to give out and pass out and everything else where, yeah, like if you're,

Speaker: You're swimming or, you know, you're somebody decides to, you know, if somebody wraps a quarter around your neck, you're going to pass out before you die. Right. You know what I mean? So, but yeah, that's one of my things. I know it's not like something that's.

Speaker: I should have to fear because I can't imagine just, I don't do much where I'm just going to burst into flames or get caught on fire, but it's a real fear. Like out of all the ways I could go being set on fire, that's number one is worst way.

Speaker: Yeah. There's a documentary on Netflix. I can't remember what the name of it is, but it's about these people who went out to a volcano, this old volcano out near, I want to say Hawaii, but it's an active volcano. They used to be able to go out there and walk up the edge of the volcano, look down into it, and then go home. Well, I guess during one of the tour days, they had a tour out there and the

Speaker: the volcano erupted and people roasted to death, not from fire, but from the amount of steam. Oh, yeah. They cooked to death from steam. Like I watch these these videos of people like cooking grabs and shit. I'm just like, that looks delicious, but that's horrific. Well, yeah. And that like you said, you know, that smell of burning flesh

Speaker: is one that you don't ever forget and one that you, if you've ever smelled it and you smell it again, you can recognize it a mile away. Uh, it is a very distinguishable smell. Um, and it's, you know, they, they talked to you, you know, bring up

Speaker: You know, we were just talking about like the flamethrower being created. And then in World War II, you know, just last week or whatever, Oppenheimer or Oppenheimer or whatever opened up in the theater, which was based on the Manhattan Project, the invention of the nuclear bomb and everything like that. And the race to create a nuclear bomb between America and Germany and Russia and whatnot like that. But when they dropped the bomb on Hiroshima,

Speaker: I think I was kind of talking about it last week or the week before. I just recently listened to a, one of my favorite podcasts is last podcast on the left. I don't mind saying it on here because you guys should totally check them out. These, these guys are awesome, especially if you're into like true crime and aliens and paranormal, they cover it all. Uh, but they did a whole six part series on, on the Manhattan project, which was basically the race for the nuclear bomb. But one of their later episodes, they talked about the bombing of, of Hiroshima.

Speaker: and how the people outside of, you know, that weren't necessarily in the blast radius or whatever, they were instantly killed where you see like the shadows on the walls and stuff like that because they were just disintegrated. But the days afterwards where you would see somebody that was just a black melted, you thought was an animal and it turned out to be a human being because of the, because of the radiation, you know,

Speaker: And outside of the initial blast zone, their bodies literally melted and they survived. Yeah, there was a story about three young girls who their mom left them at home. She had to go to the grocery store or whatever. And she was in the city when the bomb hit.

Speaker: And then like two days later, three days later or whatever, the girls were getting worried about their mom and opened the door and they seen this basically a blob walking or crawling towards the house. They thought it was a dog. They actually turned out to be their mom. Jesus.

Speaker: She had survived that shit, but, you know, the flesh was melted from her body, the, the, from the ash and the soot and everything from the explosion. It had turned her black and everything like that. Um, it was just like, that is just terrifying again to say, you know, like, you know,

Speaker: That into my opinion, it's gotta be the worst way to fucking go out being set on fire because you may survive it and then you've got the Years of recovery because as you said, you know, I've had third -degree burns you know, I like my hands or you know, whatever doing dumb shit and That's you know, you can cut yourself

Speaker: and you go and you clean it up and you put some Neosporin and a Band -Aid on it and it don't really hurt unless you bump it or you hit it on something. You don't really think about it. When you burn yourself, even a first degree burn, that is a constant pain. I mean, you think about getting a sunburn. Some people have gotten second degree burns or worse from a sunburn.

Speaker: That is a constant 24 seven pain that there's there. There's not much. I mean, you can put aloe on it and it goes away a little bit or you can spray like anti burn shit on it, but it only helps for so long. There's a kind of fucking pain. It's almost worse to survive being set on fire than to die from it. Yeah. And like you're talking about Hiroshima and Aksaki.

Speaker: If you've watched, have you watched the HBO special, I want to say is a series, I want to say the name of it was Chernobyl, but it's all about Chernobyl and essentially what happened with whose fault it was, how the, how the USSR like covered everything up. Was it Chernobyl diaries? Yes, I think so.

Speaker: I've watched and read so much and listened to so many podcasts on Chernobyl that that's all that that in itself is a whole another bag of worms man. Can you because even the firefighters because they they went to put out a fire at Chernobyl they showed up and you've got dudes that are trying to clean up and they're cleaning up graphite that was in the new nuclear reactor

Speaker: And if you so much as touch it, just coming near it can kill you. And these guys are like picking it up with their hands. And within a minute, this dude's whole fucking arm has been like turned into rotting flesh because of the gamma rays just going straight through his arm and fucking destroying it. And the problem with it is these dudes live. They live for like two or three weeks in this agonizing pain.

Speaker: And with that, with that pain, I mean, they just keep living with it. And then eventually their heart just stops. But not only that, their clothing, their clothing becomes irradiated, which makes it radioactive. So these nurses and doctors and everybody can't just go in and see them in a normal like scrubs. They have to go in and

Speaker: uh, in a special outfit, each nurse can only be around the victim for such and such amount of time because he is not just someone who's been irradiated. He is now radiating. He is now radioactive. That's the word I'm looking for. And so these doctors and nurses can only see him for like a minute or two minutes at a time. And they can only get so much pain medication because they give him too much. He's going to stop breathing. Uh,

Speaker: You know what burning to death sounds bad, but slow radiation poisoning like over the course of a few weeks after watching that that show off. I would rather take again in my head. Yeah, no.

Speaker: They talk about in that they show the story of this lady whose husband is a firefighter and she goes to see him in Moscow. And when she goes to see him, she essentially sneaks by the nurses and everything and goes to talk to him and she gives him a hug. She gives him a kiss. Well, she's pregnant. She ends up, it was either a stillbirth or a miscarriage halfway through her pregnancy.

Speaker: And I'm just like, not because she was at Chernobyl when it happened, but because she was standing next to a victim who was radioactive because he was at that site. Yeah, exactly. I mean, that is horrible. That whole Chernobyl

Speaker: incident or whatever you want to call it, accident, this, that, or the other thing. It's wild. And to think that all these years later, there's quote unquote, not many, but there are still people that have survived and lived in the exclusion zone. Now Chernobyl itself, the town, which that was the other thing. That town that they built

Speaker: their Chernobyl was so far ahead of its time. As far as like technology and awareness, and it was one of the big reasons that there were not as many casualties as there could have been. They were able to evacuate so fast because of the way that they had developed and plan that city and plan the roadways in and out and everything like that. But I mean,

Speaker: Yeah, you the victims and you know the cleanup crew and stuff like that. They they honestly they They kind of had an idea what they were walking into but they really didn't know how bad it was Yeah, and again, I mean you you've got to watch that. I don't think it is the diaries of Chernobyl It's it's I think it's literally just called Chernobyl. There's a couple different documentaries I was actually just a series on HBO and and it's essentially just a reenactment of

Speaker: how the government tried to cover everything up and how this nuclear specialist was essentially saying, hey, like, no, if you don't evacuate the city, not just hundreds of thousands, but millions of people will die because these people get irradiated. And it's like COVID. These people get irradiated and they irradiate other people. And then, you know, there could be a meltdown and then the meltdown gets into the water supply and then all this other thing and then you kill millions of people.

Speaker: It's a it's a phenomenal show. I urge you guys to go out and watch it even though they don't. HBO Max download the Max app. No, I was watching. I was watching the show today because one of the other things that I'm really fascinated by and this is another one of them wormholes I fall into on YouTube all the time is abandoned places. Mm hmm. And there's a show on it's on Discovery, but Max is HBO Max, whatever you want.

Speaker: They've now they've kind of taken over the discovery ID channel So if you have max and I love the ID, I love that fucking channel It's got all the the true crime and the paranormal stuff and the abandoned shit and they've got a show on their Abandoned mysteries or whatever but they were doing a thing on on Chernobyl I came home today and I

Speaker: kind of laid down on the couch and yesterday I had this weird stomach thing going on yesterday. So today I've just like, just felt weird all day long. I actually wound up falling asleep on the couch before the show today, but I was watching that. And when I woke up, it was, uh, they were talking about Chernobyl and, um, it's like I said, the city itself and the, and the, and the nuclear plant, um,

Speaker: They were years ahead of themselves in technology and stuff like that. And it was one of those freak accidents. Kind of like the Titanic sinking. It was a freak accident. It's crazy to me that the city itself is still standing. Yeah, it looks virtually untouched.

Speaker: I mean, outside of, you know, outside of the fact that, you know, nature has taken over, vegetation has grown, you know, kind of taken, taken back. Say it just, but it's, it's, I mean, when they send documentary crews in or people go in there and they do doc, doc, docu -series and stuff like that on Chernobyl. I mean, you literally see people just,

Speaker: literally packed up essentials and left. Yeah. You've got classrooms that still have school books and you go into apartments and they still have, you know, there's still toys in there. There's still dishes on the table. It's like, that's kind of wild to think about that. And it's, it's crazy too. Is that exclusionary zone is not small. No, it's a big area. You watched that, uh, that Chernobyl, I mean,

Speaker: watching Chernobyl, they go over a couple of cities away. There was another nuclear scientist lab or whatever, and one of their Rankin meters or whatever went off.

Speaker: And they were inside the building, nowhere near Chernobyl. And so the lady goes over to the windowsill, wipes the dust off the outside of the windowsill, closes all the windows, takes it over to a different ranking meter or whatever you want to call it, and tests it. And she's like, this is a problem. She's like, so they call all of the nearest nuclear power plants.

Speaker: And like three out of the four of them are like, no, we're fine. Nothing's going on here. And so they call Chernobyl and Chernobyl is like the furthest away from all of these than all of them. And they're like, nobody answered. They call them again. Nobody answered. Call them again. Nobody answers. They're like, if we're getting this much here, multiple hundred kilometers away, what are they getting there?

Speaker: what's happening at Chernobyl and that was like part of the reason that their secret couldn't stay quiet is because like you're getting radiation all over fucking Russia right now yeah well that's the um the um words are hard words are hard need to make a song about that

Speaker: The, the actual, the Chernobyl exclusion zone is a 30 kilometer kilometer kilometer kilometer zone, which is the equivalent of just under 20 miles. That's, that's that zone that they have mapped out where nobody's allowed to enter or whatever.

Speaker: But the thing that's wild to me, let's see if I can get a map of it here. On the map, on the map, on the map, on the map, on the map. And what's this character's name? What's his name again? It's 20 mile radius and around the plant.

Speaker: Not too long ago, Pripyat was in the news with the whole Russian -Ukraine war and this, that and the other thing. And that's in the exclusion zone. Yep. And that's where people are still and have since the accident have lived.

Speaker: That's not what I wanted to see Yeah Ukraine Ukraine I Just got an email from Debbie You smoke crack

Speaker: So that is, I mean, that is, um, it's, it's, it's a whole wild, it's a whole wild thing, man. You know, there's, but they got so much press and so much news. When there's been other place, wasn't there, wasn't there a nuclear facility? Not too long. And like, um,

Speaker: Japan or China We had issues with like a tsunami or something Yeah Japan yeah, fuck you Shima Fukushima then in 2011

Speaker: The, uh, their power plant and Okumo Fukushima, Japan. Supposedly the earthquake and tsunami or whatever caused, cause the reactor building, uh, cause or cause damage to the reactor building. And it caused all kinds of hell out there. See, why'd you laugh at me? I told you it was a tsunami.

Speaker: What the fuck is the Kalala Mama? I don't know. Words are hard. Kilometer. Words are fucking hard, Chris. Kilomama -neater. You know what? That's going to be my new project. That's going to be my new project, is to make a song about how words are hard. And I will play it live on here. You're probably not that the bar is set very high, but you're probably the most musically talented person on the show.

Speaker: Just like, I can sing hi. Hi. I can sing hi. Any who, any who, any Jew, sorry. Wait, what? Sorry, sorry, German roots come out sometimes.

Speaker: says the guy. Who am I to judge? I literally said on the show, I want to do a cleansing. Why did nonsensical nonsense get cancelled? I don't know. Myers Connor was back for three days for three shows and it gets canceled. Connor is back for three days. Glick decided to do a cleansing. I don't know. I don't know, but everybody out in Newark said that about 50 % of the population is missing.

Speaker: It'd be a lot more than 50 % if I did the cleansing. There's a lot of stupid motherfuckers in there. It's the Glick Snap, 78%. I could take out the entire east side of town. Oh, shit. Problem solved. The farmers. Well, they're dumb, but only a little dumb. They're not real dumb.

Speaker: They're not real dumb. They serve a purpose. Listen, they take the fan belt off that tractor. They do it with the tractor still on. They do it right because they lost a finger or two. You take the fan belt off a tractor while the tractor's still on, you die. They're a smart dumb. They don't need warning labels. You need a warning label. All right.

Speaker: Don't be careful. Don't be a test to decide if you should be cleansed or not. Take this test if you pass. There's a test. If you pass, you won't be cleansed. If you fail, the cleansing will commence. Don't worry. We'll make it quick. Just hold this piece of graphite. Where'd you get it? Don't worry about it.

Speaker: property of the USSR don't worry about we'll do it quick and humane like just like they do to the cattle if you've never but your cattle YouTube that shit What is the name of that fucking movie? Or the dudes going around trying to kill people and he's using this fucking the cow putter down thing cow putter down fish

Speaker: I don't know what the fuck. You know what I'm talking about. It's essentially like a CO2 car. Yeah. Cal put her down her thing. I like that. It's a little wordy, but we'll change the name when I become president. CBDT. That's how we'll do it. Quick and humane. You won't feel it.

Speaker: unless we miss and hit you in the eye and then. Dang it. We pierced his ears. Son of a **** Try again. You always wanted a nose ring, right? Okay, cool. It's like a zombie. Oh **** Anywho, I'm sure Sin Caster. This is the show that you sponsor.

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Speaker: Will you recognize me? Call my name or walk on by Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling down

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Speaker: Alright, welcome back. There's our well, not really our friend, but we just like this music. Oh, Leo, we're at Leap Frog Studio with his cover. Don't you forget about me from the Don Hughes class at the Breakfast Club. Way before Connor's time.

Speaker: Well, welcome back to the show, everybody. He's Connor. He's getting ready to tell us a scary story. Scary stories to tell in the dark while around a campfire or whatever the show was on Nickelodeon. He's Connor. I'm like, this is nonsensical nonsense. Did you know we're on social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok? Did you know you could watch this live on YouTube Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays, 7 p .m. Eastern Standard Time?

Speaker: Did you know that you could listen to us on some of your favorite podcast platforms like Zincaster, Spotify, Apple podcast, Google podcast, and many, many more. Did you know that you could find us simply by putting in your Google box, nonsensical nonsense podcast? Well, if you didn't now you do. So go give us a follow. Give us a listen. Give us a share. We're great. I appreciate it. Welcome back. Oh boy. Click on the mic. Mic check one, two,

Speaker: Mike check one two one two got the girl with me like I like you Got these fucking mic skills for days son I put up bars peeps homies My rhymes so sick they should be crimes I

Speaker: I don't know about you, but I like, I like to have my margaritas with limes. I don't drink that Mexican shit. I'm American. That didn't rhyme at all. You failed. Damn it. How are we supposed to tell these people that we have bars and you can't rhyme something? Rhyme rhymes with lime. I'm so gangster. Don't have to rhyme.

Speaker: No, no, no, that's not true. I'm so sick with it. I don't have to write. First off, you're 60. That should be the end of the point there. I look good for 60. You do. I'll give you that you look great for 60. Bro, I'm 60. Raise your raise your hand if you don't have to walk with a Walker.

Speaker: Really? I can walk without it, but I'm not getting very far. I was gonna say, how far? I can walk to the stairs and then slowly fall down then. I don't think there's any slowly falling down those stairs. You use the railing to control your fall.

Speaker: Make sure that the railing is rated for your weight class, otherwise it's going to smack you in the face. I think we both fall into the category of no stairwell or railing is weighted for us. I'm not saying we're fat, but I'm saying we're fat. What are your stair railings weighted at?

Speaker: I go to Home Depot and I buy a ladder. I'm not looking for, I'm not looking at how tall a ladder is. I'm looking at what it's weighted, what the weight rating is. Chris, Chris, we got a, we got a nice new studio for us to do our podcast in. Oh, sweet. Where's it at? Penthouse 45th floor. Fuck you. I'm out. Elevators, right? I mean, yeah, but they're only rated to like 500 pounds. All right. So Connor and I are going to have to go up one at a time.

Speaker: I don't know. **** all. Could none of us get on the elevator at the same time? Well, maybe we can get on with Jeff but I'm going to say Tony ain't no ain't no like chicken either. Jeff is fat at 125 pounds. Okay. Jeff is not 125 pounds. So, I think Jeff said he was like 165, 170. I know. 100 pounds lighter than me. That was. Yeah but he's also he's

Speaker: Yeah, he's genuinely shorter than my wife. He's genuinely shorter than most people in life. Are we going back to the rhyming thing, Dr. Seuss? I don't know. Was I rhyming? Yeah.

Speaker: I can't help it. I can't help it. I'm so sick of my rhymes that are that I rhyme all the time. One fish, two fish. **** you. One fish, two fish, red

Speaker: What's the pinche dinner report? Um, he brought me dinner home from, from work. So I think I got pizza and salad. Nikki hasn't made me dinner yet. So, uh, I'm probably eating like chicken nuggets and the dirt off the floor. Sounds like she's getting another black eye. You know what I mean? Nah, am I right? Am I right? Ladies, you know, your place get in the kitchen. Easy. She listens to this podcast now, apparently.

Speaker: If I come on here on Wednesday and I've got fucking bruises and cuts on my face, I'm blaming you. She can't do that. That's illegal. That's, that's beaten on a, on a handicap person. I tried telling her that. I will say, I will say that, you know, I don't really believe in all that jazz, but you know, I'm very fortunate with my Nikki. She, uh, she, she's an amazing.

Speaker: all around amazing woman, but that's one thing, you know, like if I need a beer or if she's up and I want something to drink or whatever, you know, she'll, she'll bring me a beer. She'll, you know, if she's making dinner, she'll ask me if I want her to make, make me a plate. And I'm like, no, I'll get it. Don't worry about it. Yeah. She, that's, I've never had that before. So that's, that's, that's kind of cool. I've been, I've been pretty lucky too. Uh, I haven't had to smack my wife too often. It was just every once in a while.

Speaker: Pretty fortunate people. Well, make sure make sure if you do You keep it between the you know waist and shoulders And don't use a closed fist use like a phone book She doesn't work. She won't care if she won't no one's gonna notice. I Just watch what you say Chris, how long have we known each other right ever watch what I say?

Speaker: Chris technician to the chatters box click watch what you say. How long have we known each other bro? Have you ever known me to watch what I say? I just say shit How I'm not being and burn at the stake. I don't know I'm really excited for the NFL season man Friday we are going out to PA and You know Nikki and her family they're all Steelers fans. I'm a Browns fan

Speaker: Gonna be depressing. It's pretty old preseason is back Friday So I've been exiled to the garage by myself if I want to watch the Browns game I'm like, that's okay. I'm used to watching the game by myself But it's preseason. So I'm not like I'll watch it just to just don't see the young guys And see the rookies that we won't get to see a lot of in the regular season but

Speaker: You know, college is back in a few weeks. I think week one is September 2nd. Peacocks gotten into the game. What was that? Was that your gay bat symbol? No, that was that. That was me showing you what a winner looks like. You mean the team that hasn't won the Big 10 the last two years in a row?

Speaker: The team that hasn't been able to, as you guys say, beat the team up north. The team who has been fucking slaughtered two years in a row. I just. I just want to know. I mean, I understand that you just want to know what we're betting on this year's game.

Speaker: Understand that you're not old enough to remember like anything past trestle But Well Nikki and I Nikki and I have we have our week our our first our first meeting against the Browns and Steelers if the Steelers win I have to do a full week's worth of shows and a Steelers shirt and a Steelers hat and

Speaker: If the Browns win, she has to get her nails done in Browns colors. And one nail on each side needs to have, you know how the Cleveland Browns helmet has like, like the orange helmet with the white and brown stripe down the middle. She's got to have that stripe on one nail on each hand. And, and when we go back, cause we all, we go back to PA once a month.

Speaker: When we go back to PA, when we, and we always go out to dinner and we always go see her friends and go to the bar and hang out that whole weekend, she has to wear Browns gear. And I have plenty of Browns gear for her to win. So what are we betting on the OSU Michigan game? What do you want to bet? You want to do a similar bet? Nah, I want to bet your beard. My beard can't go on the line.

Speaker: That's actually going to go up for charity. Shave or not shave. That charity is going to be coming. Cause at first, Nikki was against it, but we were talking about it the other night. The other night we went to, um, uh, Saturday, we went out for, um, like a little date day thing, went out and had got something to eat and everything like that. And, you know, she's like, I was thinking about it and I kind of want to run with that shave or not shave for, for charity.

Speaker: So my beard is going up for charity. My beard definitely cannot go up for a football game, but, but, but if you want my beard on the line, if the higher States beats Michigan, maybe I could diet scarlet and gray or something like that.

Speaker: You already got the gray down, so you can exactly so I can just do either side red and I've already got the gray straight. Well, then what would I have to do? I'm putting you in Michigan gear. As long as you provide it. As long as you don't ruin it. I got again, I've got much like much like Cleveland. I've got plenty.

Speaker: So it'll not only be you have to show up on the show at Michigan Gear, but I want a picture of it for a social media post. All right. We can do the blockos in my beard as well, so that people aren't like, oh, you just did a red beard. Yeah, blockos and a beard. And we'll do just like an Ohio State jersey. As long as you provide. Every time you come on the podcast, even if it's from the break, you've got to say go buck.

Speaker: As long as I get a hail victors from you, hail to the victors, virtual wet. So it is my beard and I have to give it go bucks. And I want you on the show at a Michigan Jersey and a social media post of you in a, in a Michigan Jersey. Sounds like a good deal. I hail to the victors or a go bucks. And we're just calling this off of the rivalry game, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just a rivalry game.

Speaker: So like we meet each other sometime down in the playoffs, that's going to have to be a whole different bet. Yeah, yeah, that's like like we have like you know the Browns and Steelers. They play each other twice twice a year per schedule, so we'll have to bet Nikki and I will have two bets and it's like you know, like I said, it'll be one week worth of shows. So Monday, Wednesday and Saturday I have to wear a Steelers shirt which she said she'll buy because she'll keep it afterwards and last year I last year I lost.

Speaker: because the Steelers beat the Browns at the end of the season and I had to wear Steelers hat for two weeks and I actually really like that. It's um I'm actually I've actually worn it a couple times since but Nikki bought it. This is the hat. It's it's mesh. I mean, it's a sharp **** hat. You know, I've I've worn it a couple times since just uh just for **** and

Speaker: Well, the good news is I don't watch the NFL. So I don't know. That was a OHIO Chris technician. That's about the level of IQ of Ohio state fans. They can spell out. ICO. They can, they can use their hands to spell out Ohio and then they can ask if you want paper or plastic. Oh.

Speaker: Okay. Would you like your Big Mac super size today? Oh, you're an Ohio State graduate, aren't you? That's okay. It's okay. I can't. Ohio State is a very good call. You guys, you guys get fucking what? Bulletproof vests every time you order a kid's meal at McDonald's? How's Ann Arbor treating you? That's a little brother. That's farty.

Speaker: We can both agree that we both hate Michigan State, right? Yes, but I hate Clemson more. I'm with you there, I hate Clemson. That's Cam's team, Clemson's Cam's team. So when you go back to Charleston, you give me a game card? Well, when I moved to Charleston, I think I've told this story before, but when I first moved to Charleston,

Speaker: Uh, uh, the, where I was working at, I was working at Aaron's ain't no big deal. I ain't ashamed of it. I had a job and I was making money, but I was working at Aaron's when I first, when I first moved to Charleston, cause I couldn't find a job because everybody kept telling me I was overqualified. Well, you know, I had applied at the hospitals, colleges, apartments for maintenance and stuff like that because so they do construction stuff, building maintenance and whatnot. And I kept getting told I was overqualified.

Speaker: Uh, so I started working at Aaron's and one of my customers, one day he was like, I was wearing my, uh, Michigan hat. He was like, you're down here in sec, uh, ACC country. You got to pick either Clemson or South Carolina. Awesome. The fuck is Clemson. I never even heard of Clemson and neither 90 % of the country, nobody knew who the fuck Clemson was.

Speaker: And I was like, no, I'm a Michigan fan, bro. And I'll be a Michigan fan until I die. I've been a Michigan fan my whole life. He's like, that's not how it works down here. I said, Oh yeah. Who's your favorite team? He said Clemson all day. I said, okay. Well, I like South Carolina, but I was already, I like, I was already familiar with the Gamecocks because I like baseball and I like college baseball and South Carolina Gamecocks. They were, they were that team in college baseball for a long time.

Speaker: So I was like, fuck it. I'll be a Gamecocks fan. Oh yeah, you would. I'm like, shut the fuck up, bro. I'm from the big 10 country. Y 'all bitches ain't nothing in the ACC. You're good in basketball, but you're irrelevant as fuck when it comes to football. The only reason that Clemson is good is because the ACC is garbage. So I was rooting for South Carolina, but I was still a Michigan fan. Well, yeah, no shit. But like when I go down there,

Speaker: Well, when I was down there, I preferred to see the Gamecocks win just because I like an underdog and Clemson sucks ass. I fucking hate them. Yeah, it's totally not the last national championship on them. It happens, but I see. I see the post. I see. I see the post today. I think it was a buddy of mine. He's a jackass. And he posted a picture from what's his name? JT Barrett.

Speaker: Sure, why not? And it was when they played Michigan. And it was like, is this a first down or not? And of course, the Ohio State fans were like, let's all first down. And I had to go in there and break it down in the comments and go, it's not where his head is. It is where the ball is. And the ball is clearly not past the first down mark. It was like a fourth and one or some shit like that. And it was ruled.

Speaker: Not a first down so I had to break it down and then I had to listen to all the fucking idiot Ohio State fans go Are we worried about this you lost by 20 plus points Do you think that first I was gonna change the outcome of the game the easy now easy relax I'm just saying I was like, but regardless it is where the spot of the ball is and the spot of the ball was clearly behind the line That's why it was ruled

Speaker: you know, the way it was ruled. You guys are fucking morons. Well, fucking Ohio State is the best team in the whole country. I'm like, is that why Georgia's won two national championships in a row? Because they seem to be the best country, the best team in the country right now. I tell you what, if we would have won that Georgia game, we would have won the national championship. I agree. Uh, you know, if anybody would have beat

Speaker: Georgia, they would have won the national Georgia's Georgia's top tier right now. I mean, they're legit badass fucking football program. It feels like they took Alabama spot. I know one thing had TCU not had the refs helping them beat Michigan.

Speaker: Michigan wouldn't have gotten embarrassed like TCU did. They should have called that game after the first quarter, let's be honest. TCU got bent over their knee and fucking spanked. They got prison -graped. That was embarrassing. They got prison gang -bang -graped. The best games of the national

Speaker: Championship seizure stroke. The best two games were the the semifinals. Ohio State and Ohio State and fucking Georgia and in Michigan and TCU. They were by far the best. Oh yeah, they were way better than the actual championship.

Speaker: You know, that national championship game, the ratings were just fucking ass, dude. You want to you want to talk logistics and shit like that. The ratings of that game were just ass. Yeah, it was how low they were. But. And I know no shade on TCU because, yeah, they were a good football team last year. They there's no rhyme or reason for the beat down that happened.

Speaker: like that. And as fast as it took place, especially after, you know, because they look good against Michigan, Michigan should have won that game. There were a few bad calls and the referees even came out after the fact and said, yeah, we fucked up a little late now. Dumbasses. Yeah. You know, but, but, you know,

Speaker: Michigan was no, you know, say what you want, whether you're a fan or not. Uh, they're no slouch. They have one of the top tier defenses and one of the most high powered offenses in college football. And, and a team that'll score on you and a heartbeat, but now I'm curious to see how this season, we got the first four games without hard ball. I ever recruiting shit.

Speaker: But what happened with our ball? It was something with recruiting. I don't know. Supposedly he had something that he wasn't allowed to do with recruiting or something. I don't know. Every head coach does things like this when they're trying to recruit guys and stuff like that. But yeah, that's no big deal.

Speaker: Kind of like Penn State. I think they blew that a little out of proportion. Well, that's. No, I mean, punishing the players was a bit extreme, in my opinion, because what happened in Penn State? Didn't have an effect on the team winning or losing.

Speaker: You know what I mean? So punishing the players and vacating wins and and stuff like that that was shitty in my opinion Because it's not like Sandusky diddling little boys in the shower gave them an advantage to win, you know what I mean? but In my opinion but getting rid of Paterno and shit like that anybody who knew about it absolutely fucking

Speaker: Cut the heads off, not literally cut their heads off, but figuratively cut the head off and start over fresh. But the players who played on those teams and the wins and not being bowl eligible and this and the other thing, that was a bit much. Because you got guys who did nothing wrong in any way, shape or form that got punished for the actions of other people. It's kind of like when,

Speaker: Was it was it fickle? Or trestle that didn't report the domestic violence bullshit. That was fickle. The problem that ran up with with trestle was that he knew that his guys were getting paid. Yeah, we'll see and that and those guys again not a benefit but those kids themselves broke the rules they should be punished.

Speaker: But a fickle thing, like the kids that are on the field, they had nothing to do with that. Don't, they don't have to suffer because of his actions that that's fucked up to me. Now, if, you know, like the incidents where they, the, the athletes were getting paid, they were getting special treatment. And as a guy who worked there when, and seen firsthand, and I worked down, you know, down on campus when I was bouncing and there was

Speaker: bar owners who were letting 18, 19 year old kids in their bar and serving them and putting them in VIP because they played on the Buckeyes. I'm like, yo, you really going to risk your whole ass fucking liquor license. Your, your, your, your liquor license, your whole business, your, your business, you know, everything just because you're on campus and you're a campus bar and you've got a couple of douchebag college football players. I mean, I don't care what team it was. Like I'm not putting my life.

Speaker: And my money on the line for an 18, 19, 20 year old kid will fire on a bar. I'm sorry. I don't give a fuck who you are. Come back when you're 21, bro. You know the rules. And what the hell was that? My cane fell onto my printer.

Speaker: Oh, and that's a thing. I mean, since the cops roll up in there and you, you've got a whole bunch of Ohio state football players or regardless where you are, Florida, Oklahoma, Texas, you're open to a bar and you've got a whole bunch of underage football players, some of them being starters. That's going to affect your football team because of their piss poor decisions.

Speaker: I don't agree with but you know when these when these when these kids are out there busting their ass on the field And their coaches are doing wrong. I hate when when when they have to suffer Because of the actions Of of their coaches and shit like that That shit irritates me and that's one thing I didn't like about the whole Penn State thing Was because there was guys who had nothing to do with it and there was kids who

Speaker: you know, play there and we're we're committing to go to Penn State and and stuff like that who got punished. I didn't like that at all. So it's cool that with the sanctions that came down on a hardball for whatever it was with the recruiting issues and stuff like that.

Speaker: He's the one that's being punished. He's not gonna coach the first four games of the season. And the guys aren't, the kids on the field aren't being punished for his actions. So they're gonna be able to go out there and do their thing and do what they do. And that's win. All we do is win, win, win.

Speaker: Plus like our first four games, you know, it's, it's like everybody in college football. You get your fluffs out of the way. Um, that was Michigan's schedule. We play East Carolina, UNLV, Bowling Green and Rutgers, the first four weeks. Rutgers can be a bitch sometimes.

Speaker: Yeah, sometimes you never really know what you're going to get out of out of out of Rutgers there, you know. Then Harbaugh. Yeah, Harbaugh comes back from Nebraska, Minnesota, Indiana. Michigan State Purdue. We played bowling green at night. In the. In the crevice. In the crevice.

Speaker: Yeah, that place that you guys call football stadium. That's the big house, sir. Big, big, big, big ass armpit. I don't know. It's got some sort of gay name. That's all I know. But yeah, I have not started to follow

Speaker: college football enough this year. I don't know what our starting line is going to look like. You guys come back to Ann Arbor this year, right? Yeah, we're in Michigan. I wish that was a night game. Whoo, damn, your boy is stacked. Noon after right now, there's only one night game on the schedule.

Speaker: That's because nobody gives a fuck about Michigan football. So who's going to watch it at night when they could have watched something else during the day? Shit. They're like, wow, this isn't entertaining at all. Yeah, that's just because they annihilate everybody they play. Click back to Jeopardy. Alex, let me remind you, two time, two time big 10 champions.

Speaker: Do we need to count the number of times in the last decade that Ohio State has had that title? Do we need to count the number of times overall who has had more? Okay, but I wasn't alive back in the story. Like I said, you are not old enough to remember why John Cooper got fired.

Speaker: What's Ohio State doing? I don't even know. That's what I was just saying. It's just I don't. I haven't followed you guys falling up yet. Yeah, you guys start to season against Young's or Indiana. We do play Youngstown at some point. Yeah, we week one is Indiana. Week two is Youngstown. Then Western Kentucky. And then Notre Dame. Oh wow.

Speaker: No print name and then I got back into the big 10 and get their ass whooped again. The Penn State. Then he got a bi -week Maryland, Purdue, Penn State, Wisconsin. Yeah, Rutgers, Michigan State, Minnesota, and then Michigan to end the season. We don't play MSU. Yeah. It's later on in the season.

Speaker: only big 10 school that Notre Dame is playing this year. Yeah, you play MSU. Two weeks before you play Michigan. That's that's usually what it is. I didn't hear you say it, but I'm very last three games are Michigan State, Minnesota and then and then Michigan. OK. Michigan play sucks again this year.

Speaker: Dude, they were fucking dog water last year. Dog water. My birthday week we should get two wins. We play Minnesota on the 7th and Indiana on the 14th. My birthday is right in the middle of those.

Speaker: I Ain't mad at it. I'm ready for college football. I am female and we're moving back to Columbus. Oh I'm excited moving back. Nobody's excited to move back to Ohio. Calm down. I actually am

Speaker: I got in the car earlier today and it was 113 degrees outside. It does not matter how fucking well your AC works. It don't beat 113. No, it was, um, it was kind of chilly here today. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like right now it's 60 degrees out tomorrow. It's only going to be 83, 84 on Wednesday, 80 on Thursday, 84 on Friday.

Speaker: The weekend's going to be close to 90s. Do you know how gay I would become to steal your weather? Just for a day. I mean, you've done a little. You've gone gay for a lot less. Exactly. So you think that a rusty trombone is getting down and dirty with the gay?

Speaker: I've got more up my sleeve. With the gate. Bring in the gate always. I load and reload those quarters with my tongue. Whoa. Oh, yeah. That's pretty, you know, that's some impressive flexibility considering your back issues. You know, back issues have made me stronger in other areas. It's like, you know how a blind man

Speaker: usually gets better hearing. Better hearing, better smell, better sense of taste. I have gotten better tongue strength. Because now that I'm crippled, I can't get her to stop sitting on my face. You sound like you're complaining. No. The only reason I'm complaining is I do like air. Much like Ivan Drago said in Rocky IV, if I have.

Speaker: He does. How'd you kill your husband? You die a national **** hero if that's how you go out. I tell Nikki that all the time. So, like, am I supposed to hover or is no sit? Sit. If I die, it's okay. I go out a hero. I have a hero's funeral. You know what? I'm just going to put my head between your legs. You pop it like a

Speaker: I get, I get a statue of erected of me. I get, I get a statue of erection every time. Yeah. I am. I'm a man among men. I would go down in history if I die. They tell stories about me to their, those passed down generations.

Speaker: Gather around, grandchildren. They sing songs of my adventures. Gather around, grandchildren. Let grandpa -pa tell you the story of the magnificent clique. It was a true game of our time. It was a man who did not fear death. Suffocated.

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Speaker: I'm just saying, it's a hell of a way to go. All right, buddy. I got to call it because I can hear my kids getting yelled at, which means I'm about to get yelled at. Hit him with the elbow drop. Mm -hm. Not sure I'm eating dinner as they fought here, so. Hit him with the macho man. Yes, the macho man, Connor Myers.

Speaker: Macho man Randy Sanders Sanders Randy Savage. See you. See you. See the body for a second. I'm a Navy SEAL. I will sing you a song before you go to bed. Oh, you guys are going to catch some stunners in a second.

Speaker: Alright, but I gotta go. This is the small one's room. So, the small one's room. Ah. The pizza. The pizza goblin. Another room is mine. Yeah. Well, this is his room. So, he's going to get used in this room and well, I'm not doing that on nonsensical nonsense. Yeah, it would be. Jeff is starting to murder his kids on the show.

Speaker: You say bye, Glick. Bye, guys. Have a good day at school tomorrow. OK. OK. Eat your lunch that's packed. Eat your packed lunch, not the pizza. OK. Tomorrow we have Brussels sprouts and broccoli. Yeah, broccoli is good. I like broccoli. And green beans. Broccoli is really good. I like string beans. I like green beans.

Speaker: That's tomorrow, bud. He will not eat green beans. Every time we try and feed him green beans, he throws up. But anyway. If you're owning your veggies, you don't get no pudding. Anyway, I got to go. There's an angry lady in the background. I see her back there. She's contemplating murder. I'm surprised she's not done by now. If she hasn't done it by now, she won't do it. But anyway, I love you, Glenn. Love you, buddy.

Speaker: the

Speaker: Unfortunately for you guys, I'm not going anywhere, but you know, things are changing for the guys, you know, Jeff and Tony, um, Jeff said it on here multiple times. He's going to be moving to France and you know, it's a big time difference there. You know, we start our show, it'd be like two o 'clock in the morning there. So.

Speaker: I'm not really expecting him to make every show like we do now. So we got Connor coming in. He can fill in that void. Hopefully we can get Cam adjusted and Cam wants to be on the camera. So we're gonna get to see more Cam. Tony's right now doing swing shifts. We don't know how long that's gonna last. So he's not gonna be able to make it during the week because he works six days a week.

Speaker: But we're still getting, uh, we're still getting acclimated with Connor, but changes, changes are coming, but you know, it's what we do here. We, we, the change and we adapt and we have fun. Anybody else who might be interested in, uh, you know, I'd like to do a podcast really cool. Let me know and we'll bring you up and see how you do. And if we like it, maybe we can throw you into the mix. If we don't like it. So.

Speaker: We'll throw you in the pit. But, you know, the show's growing. It's evolving. Kind of, you know, I give Jeff credit. You know, he's been with me since day one. We started the show together. You know, we added a third day. Jeff was doing it for a little bit.

Speaker: And it just got too much when with with his work schedule and we added Tony and. And Tony's been a great addition and he's been able to. To be here all week long with me, but you know at the same time. Kind of work. So now we throw in Connor into the mix because you know everything that he's gone through been going through. He's got more time. He's more available and it's something that he's wanted to do. And I know Cam's wanted to do it as well so.

Speaker: Five faces man. You get five faces five voices now. It's not sensical nonsense Unfortunately, you're always gonna be stuck with me because it's my shoe I'll always be here, but it's nice to know if I do take time off I want to go out of town or or whatever You know I Can go out of town and

Speaker: There's gonna be guys here that'll do the show without me. So but anywho with that being said I'm gonna wrap this bad boy up. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the show tonight If you're not already go ahead and check out them socials Facebook Instagram Twitter and tick -tock We're live every Monday Wednesday and Saturday 7 p .m. Ish on YouTube and twitch you can hang out with us shoot the shit all that jazz and

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Speaker: Bada bing bada boom Matt James lead singer and black time mojo. Hell yeah. Appreciate y 'all listening. Appreciate y 'all hanging out. Hopefully enjoyed the show tonight. You're kind of all over the place, but it is what it is. What do you expect from us? We will see you Wednesday night for a brand new episode. Bye.

Speaker: a little bit different. I'm not sure yet. I'm working on some things. It's behind the scenes working on some stuff. But with that being said, in the words of Jeffrey, Adiz is Tony D would tell you mother had you mother made you mother fuck you. Stan would go.

Speaker: because wife and cuddle his dog. I really don't know what's going on in that situation, but I don't know. It is what it is. Connor, we really haven't figured out what Connor says at the end of the show, but we gotta get that one figured out. We gotta get that worked out. We gotta work out the details. Our man, the big dog himself was said, pee down and calm down. What that being said, be good or be good at it. And remember, WW and ND.

Speaker: Goodbye, motherfuckers.