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Speaker: Let's Make a Deal host Wayne Brady apparently feels it's important to share how special he is and announce that he is pansexual.
Speaker: So in other words, bi.
Speaker: And in even more other words, gay.
Speaker: Looks like someone needs attention.
Speaker: You know who doesn't torment, indict, prosecute, or even worry about the competition?
Speaker: Someone who supposedly thinks they got 81 million votes.
Speaker: Oh, this just in from Lizzo's Yoga Pants.
Speaker: Kill me.
Speaker: Looks like commie Megan Rapinoe of the U.S. Women's National Team choked her way out of $50 million from Samsung.
Speaker: Gotta keep your knee over the ball during penalty kicks, amateur.
Speaker: Did someone say girl talk?
Speaker: I recently noted that 80s pop legend Cyndi Lauper was on Facebook wearing a t-shirt that read, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.
Speaker: Demental rights.
Speaker: You and all the other 70-year-old girls already have fundamental rights.
Speaker: Woman.
Speaker: Funny how a woman who sang the deep and empowering song, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, are now a
Speaker: Help!
Speaker: Help!
Speaker: I'm being repressed!






