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Speaker: Ah, gotcha. What's going on everybody? Welcome to a brand new episode of Nonsense School Nonsense. Hopefully you guys are having a good week so far. Happy hump day. Yes, it is Wednesday.
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Speaker: And with all that being said, let's bring the guys in, shall we? Nobody's here for me. We got Jeffrey coming on board. What's going on, jackass?
Speaker: Wish version I'm good We got Tony D who obviously cannot be bothered
Speaker: Tony D. over here, who obviously could not be bothered with the podcast tonight. We're sorry to interrupt you, sir. No, I just woke up. Are you sure you're awake, or are you still sleeping? A little bit of both. Oh, I know that feeling. I love when you just wake up, and you're like, oh, I could just go back to sleep. Oh, my god. What up, what up, what up, what's going on? What's going on, Shatter's box? What's going on? That was the second part of that. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: what's going on twitter we see you guys what's going on face book how y 'all doing no but you know what for for only take about two hours i watched an amazing movie last night it's new on netflix i watched ice road elim nissan i'm really like i was good it was also on fire get up tony it was
Speaker: What is it called? It's called Ice Road. It just came out last night. No, Ice Road's been in the woman of Liam Newsom? Yeah, it just came out on Netflix. Here. No, it doesn't. It just came out here. It just came out here. But I watched it last night when I was making this hat. And holy shit. I'm gonna check it out. You gotta watch the harder they fall. That shit was outstanding. Which one's that one?
Speaker: It's on Netflix. It's got Idris Elba, Regina King. Oh yeah, that's that cowboy movie. Yeah, it did. Yeah, I saw that. That was dope. That was, that was, that was, yeah, that was fire. The train, the train that they, they break it out of is called the post.
Speaker: after 10. And let's not forget, finally, Mr. I don't know what the hell time the show starts finally shows up. Mike, welcome to the show. I'm going to get you guys all digital clocks. You should be able to read a digital clock. What else do I got to do before we start this shit?
Speaker: I'm supposed to go back to my old work schedule next month. That would mean that I don't have to rush. I run here as soon as I'm off of work. You should drive. Yeah, you should drive instead of running. I can't picture you running. That's probably why it takes you so long.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, yeah, that is actually why. It might be faster. We're going to get that just for days. What's going on? It's obliquious gas. It's $4 a gallon. I'm going to be walking. Hey, brother, I'm right there with you. I feel you. I got an hour drive. I have a Chevy Cruze. I have a Chevy Cruze. I got the three Honda Civics robbing a gas truck. I'm ready. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Hey, don't let my Chevy. I could shit about my car before it was $4 a gallon. That's right. Yeah, you were. But don't let my Chevy through the spoolie. It's still $50 to fill that sumbitch up. I don't like that. I go from $20. I should have dropped 100 miles on that thing on a full tank of gas, buddy. Oh, no. I do get about 450, about 500 miles to a full tank.
Speaker: Okay. But, but I've never gotten that because I have a really heavy foot. But when I drive about a hundred miles a day, that's just from home to work. You know, that doesn't include if I decide to go door dashing or if I got to go pick up my kids or anything else like that. You're still spending, you're still spending a hundred gas. Yeah. Which was way back in the day. Originally why I went out and I, my first Chevy I had was a,
Speaker: I bought an 08 Chevy Malibu, an 08, it was brand new. It was the first brand new car I ever owned. Because I had, at the time, I had an F -150 with 302 in it. And I was driving from Newark to Columbia, I was working at OSU back then. And that motherfucker back, what, in 2008? What was it, 16 years ago? Yeah.
Speaker: Something I got 14 years ago, 14 years ago. That damn truck was killing me in gas. Well yeah, well it was also, it was the 5 .0 motor that you speak of. Even though it was fuel injected, it was terrible on gas. It was a great motor.
Speaker: Yeah, it was a great truck. But it will suck you dry. Especially when your entire route is on the freeway, you're just hammering down the whole way. Not to mention it was shaped like a brick. Oh yeah, that didn't help, I understand. It was about as aerodynamic as a brick.
Speaker: If there was the slightest bit of breeze, you felt like you weren't going anywhere because it just drove through it. Like my car now, you can feel when it's real windy out, you can feel the wind just blowing my truck. It was just like it's like taking a cold knife through a frozen stick of butter.
Speaker: So that's how I bought that Malibu back then. And that Malibu, man, when I bought that Malibu, I went from filling up twice a week to once every other week. And I was like, this is amazing. I get like a week and a half. It's amazing what a forceholder can do. Right. I know it's tiny as hell to you. I bet now you're like, damn, how am I going to get me on? Well, I will give Chevy credit on this that I cannot give Ford or Dodge the same credit on.
Speaker: The smaller cars, surprisingly, are really comfortable for larger people. My crew, surprisingly, I'm quite comfortable in it. I got plenty of leg room. Granted, depending upon, you know, I got a buddy down the road here. He's got a spark, a Chevy spark. It's like the smallest. Well, it's the second smallest car Chevy makes and he's six three and he fits it in perfect. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, now, I've been filling up my car. I've been filling up my car when it gets to half a tank. And the other day, it was like $30 to fill up my car. So I imagine I'm about the same as you, $60 if I'm on empty. I got an Equinox. It took me $75 to fill it up, a 2013 Equinox. Well, a full $70. Thanks to my wife. I spend $100 every Tuesday and Thursday.
Speaker: That's crazy. So thank you. When the eclipse is running. I appreciate it. When the eclipse is running, it gets about. I'm a person. It gets really decent gas mileage, except for when I'm driving it. Yeah. When I got it so modified, it sucks down gas anyway. But you know, it is. When it's modified, it sucks down gas just looking at it. You really going to take that risk, Yogan? Yeah, you going to do it, aren't you? What's he doing?
Speaker: Uh -huh. Don't get fucking hit. Oh, yeah, he did it, too. Ooh! Oh! Did he get hit? Oh! No! No, I wasn't out. Turn the fucking camera! What the fuck are these down to your ass for? You got a camera in front of you, turn! Damn it! What? Shit, man, viral!
Speaker: Oh, here we go. Yeah. I live on a main road. This, this kid, he looked like he was about 12 or 13 was, he was like waiting like Frogger to run across and he looked like he barely got across. He had his bicycle. I'm like, ride that bitch. Nope. You're going to run with him.
Speaker: There's a bike park right across the street from me and it's got all these big ramps and it's all... Okay, I know exactly where you are now.
Speaker: Yeah, it used to be a skate park back in the day. Yeah, I remember that skate park. I fell off the fucking half pipe. It was in Ohio. Well, now it's a big dirt park. It's a big bike park. I got these big massive ramps and all this other stuff. And like, it's all made out of dirt. And then you got all the, you know, there's tons of fucking shit to do over there. That shit is fun. Bike park is fun.
Speaker: I know. If I was 40 years old and knew better, I would go buy myself a bicycle. But I'm 40 and I know better. You know what? Here's the thing. At 36, I had the brightest idea in the world. I said, I'm going to go buy me a bike. I'm going to ride that pitch, and I'm going to show these kids how to ride. I went a block, and I was like, yeah, fuck this. I'm done. I give it to my kids. That's it. I'm going to sit here on the side of the road for a minute, and have a cigarette. You guys go ride your bike.
Speaker: I'm 40 and I know better so I will not be tempting fate and going and getting a bicycle. You know what it is, you know what it is, is and I've noticed is when you're younger you look at someone our age and go fuck they're old but when you're our age you go I'm not that old I'm still young.
Speaker: No, you think, I'm still young enough to do this. And then you try it and then your body goes, you're an idiot. You are too old to know. Exactly. That's why I don't go roller skate no more. Man, that's what we need to do. It's roller skate night. Let's all get together and go skate. Ambulance on standby.
Speaker: All the kids that were
Speaker: Right. Because that's the best way to describe it. It was like, you know, it was teenage kids. Yeah, they all would go to the skate and they did the dances and stuff. And if you scroll the, um, uh, yeah, it was an H L. Yeah. That's it. No, you know, it's funny. Have you ever seen daddy's home with fucking Will Ferrell? Will Ferrell decides to ride that fucking half pipe and he hits that fucking electrical.
Speaker: Seriously I'm not the biggest Will Ferrell fan because I think he's a bit of an over actor, but holy shit That movie's fucking hilarious both of them
Speaker: Would you say he's a bit extra for no reason? Yes. What are you trying to say? I was just asking Jeff a question about Will Ferrell. Do you have a guilty conscience, sir? I don't know. I was asking Jeff about Will Ferrell. That's all I was going to say. No, no, no. Not guilty conscience, more like a memory.
Speaker: Like I've heard those words today. I've read them a lot today. I don't know what you. I was busy working today. Apparently, I'm like some of you guys. I was hard at work. I was doing stuff. I was working. But it's literally, I got put on hold for like 20 minutes. So I'm just sitting there going. Hold on. Hold on. I'll let this work. Hold on. We need to check the blast radius. How many D are you still in Georgia? You know why.
Speaker: Nowhere near around Ohio. How about you? Are you still in Mexico? Oh, yeah. I mean, I want to make sure we are clear. Oh, but him working hard. Right. I was actually today. Actually, today I did have to work. So I know the funny thing about the work story, Chris messaged me and he says, I have to take part of these tables, but apparently they're not important.
Speaker: And I'm not supposed to do these tables by myself. And I thought to myself, and I forgot to ask, who the fuck says you can't take a table apart by yourself? Well, well, okay. That was my second thought, though.
Speaker: That was that was kind of broken up and not a full story for you to understand ours. What do you try to get an expedition? What do you have the months? Blondie 136. Dude, I filled up. I filled up the other day beside the guy who was filling up a diesel.
Speaker: And we were kind of chit -chatting. And we were chit -chatting. And he was like, I wish I had. I wish I was paying what you just paid to fill up your car. And I was kind of half -assed paying attention. I was like, yeah, it still sucks, man. I looked up, and I was like, goddamn, that's a car payment for me. And he was like, yeah. That motherfucker, shit. It costs more than my monthly car payment to fill up his truck. Yeah. I was like, bro. I was looking at videos like that today, and I just thought of Pops. And I was like, he's got that big fuck off Ford.
Speaker: I was in when I was in diesel class, I was instructed as my instructor to have a diesel truck. I was kind of like ribbing them a little bit. Like, how does a diesel have a diesel vehicle? I mean, in that kind of like your thing. And he said, let me ask you this. I said, what he said. What are these for us? Like, I don't know. Heavy heavy hauls on a lot of torque. He's like, OK, so I don't have like a fucking camper.
Speaker: or I'm moving wood, why do I need a diesel other than to show off overcompensate for a little pecker? I was like, okay, good point.
Speaker: You know what? Everything on a diesel... You don't need a big -ass dually to haul wood, though. Instead of a gasoline vehicle. No, no, no, but a diesel, Jim, you get single rear duallys or diesels. But you know what? In the UK and even some of the cars down here in Mexico, you can buy them diesel from the factory, like fucking jettas. Well, yeah, the jettas, the rabbits. I mean, back in the day, the rabbits used to be... I heard a lot of German cars that are diesels.
Speaker: Now what's really cool is you can actually, if you, uh, right before it runs out of diesel, fill it with used vegetable oil, filter it, use vegetable oil, fucker will still run. Uh, that, blondie.
Speaker: It's true. I've done it. No, Blondie said the limited Costco for fuel. You had to change all of your steals eventually, but damn. She had to pay for it. Blondie said the Costco is the limit. The card limit at Costco is $100. It cost her $136 to fill up her. I'm assuming she has an SUV. She's going to pick a truck. She's got an 80 -power expedition. That's that big gun. Oh, boy. An expedition. That's the six -oh. 80 -power expedition.
Speaker: That's a 6 -0. She's going to be looking at her. That's a thirsty motor. But most of us can't afford what the fuck she's driving, so I feel her pain. You know what I'm saying? Well, you know. I'm just, in all honesty, I'm just sitting back laughing at all you assholes, not you assholes.
Speaker: I brought you assholes in general. But assholes in general that think they're fucking cute driving around their big jacked up trucks and their big ass SUVs and everything else right now. And I'm just, yeah. Working out now.
Speaker: Yeah. I see you driving 70 with your cruise control set at 70. Meanwhile, I'm still driving at 80. You're over here seeing an SIM PLE, huh? Go ahead. I'm just glad I don't have one. I've got to hand it to some TikTokers out there still, because they're still out there goofing off with vehicles. There's a guy the other day had a motor sitting on a stand.
Speaker: on an engine stand, running it, and playing with it. And I was like, dude, we know you're right. Well, he's probably got a month. That was his, that's a budget thing. Yeah, I was going to say, it's got to be, it's got to be, like, quarter video or something. We made TikToks. Fucking. Because, like, he didn't even have a fuel tank hooked up. He had a bottle with a, like, IV style to the carburetor. And I was like, well, why are you hitting your bitch?
Speaker: Well, then there's that. OK, you're good to go, Blondie. I don't want to talk about that. Like I said, I drive damn near 100 miles a day round trip. So I used to have that luxury. Just to get to work. Just to get to work. I have to walk all three seconds.
Speaker: I hope you fall down the stairs. Right. Every day. Every day. Actually, I hope you speak Spanish and go out. I do. I do. Every once in a while, I'll like stub my toe or something. I'll start cursing in Spanish. My wife's like, what are you doing? I'm like, it fucking hurts. She's like, in your default English? I'm like, it is.
Speaker: I guess. I don't know. I mean, technically it's technically it's 90, but yeah, I'm rounded up to 100. My, my job's about 45 miles from my house. Yeah, but you got that. But unfortunately I can't live. I can't afford to live closer to my job because no, it's stupid. I would love to live by my job. I ain't worried about that. That's totally worth it. My job's not worth it.
Speaker: I don't care about all that. That's worth it.
Speaker: And then, you know, that ain't that big of a deal. But like I said, again, my car gets great. Great, great gas mileage. So it's not like I'm I'm driving a fuck off SUV or something stupid like that that gets five miles to a block.
Speaker: They're like, you know, my buddy, my buddy, his, his, my buddy and his wife, his wife works at a hospital and it's like right here in town. So she's maybe two miles from the hospital. She's got a big, well, I think she's got a decent size SUV. I don't know. I can't keep track of their cars, to be honest with you. Well, sometimes she does. Sometimes she'll ride her bicycle too.
Speaker: That's what you see, buddy. You drive that car so it dies. You damn right. Damn right. That's why both my cars are 20 years old. Your car shouldn't be worth more than your house. My car exceeded the three -year limit, so I really should have already gotten rid of it. Jesus Christ, this car is worth more than my house. My house was $35 ,000. My car is not worth more than your house. That's a car brand new. It's not even worth more than your house. No, no. I literally just bought the house in 2019. It was $35 ,000 out the fucking door.
Speaker: Yeah, in America, now it's 3 million. Oh, no, in America, if you bought it in the same size house in the States. His house is only 150 square feet, though. We've all seen the movies. You know, there's little shanties that are on the side of the mountain. Like in Fast and Furious, when they drove the Hummer, remember when they drove the Hummer? That was Jeff's neighborhood. Oh!
Speaker: That is twice that is twice that I've made two movie references correctly to the two franchises that I don't like We should really watch those movies again and like do freeze frames cuz I wonder if he's an extra
Speaker: Jeff. Oh, I bet he is. Oh, yeah. Of course. I'm going to buy. Yeah, he probably is. He's going. Where's my name at? My name. I looked at all the credits. All of them. Not sure. I like it. You better put it in there. Hey, you guys.
Speaker: Roger. Hey, what's up? You know what? That is a good name. I might name the the that's hilarious. He named his truck Lazarus. That's hilarious. You know, I had a truck like that. You know, I had a truck like that.
Speaker: Whoa. If you spend more than five minutes in here, Roger, you're going to be saying a lot of prayers for us. The power of Christ compels you. Roger's going to start praying to all the gods. He's like, what do y 'all got to hear this and help these four? You're like that guy. Are you like that guy in the money?
Speaker: He knows his hip -hop, and I give him his respect. He knows his hip -hop. Mercy, I am doing good. Thank you. I worry about you, too. I was going through your Instagram pictures earlier today. We got to talk.
Speaker: Welcome to the Nonsensical Nonsense where Tony is our resident man whore. Yeah, no kidding. I thought I was a man whore. I'm handing my prom to Tony, go for it. You know, you jumped on that real quick and nobody said anything about you and men. I feel like somebody else in this room has a guilty conscience. I'm just saying, Tony, if you're hiding something,
Speaker: You don't have to, you don't have to bear that burden anymore. Come on out. We'll accept you. We're your brothers and we will love you. Roger's like, I can't speak out. I can't speak out. I can't speak out. I can't speak out. This is how you eat me. I need to see it. The machi cheese. I've been there. I'm going to start with you today, dude. I'm going to crack something without a picture on your profile.
Speaker: Jesus!
Speaker: I'm tempted to post that picture I sent you guys, because it literally looks like Chris is cuddling my toy. It was completely unintentional, because I had to do like three of an action. There's a guilty conscious, Glick. There's a guilty conscious. I literally put all four of us in one picture, and then I got done, and I saved it, and then looked at it, sent it to you guys, and then looked at it again, and I, that's what's wrong with it. It looks like Chris is cuddling my toy. You're just a jealous bitch. You're just a jealous bitch.
Speaker: I got brown bear, got me a little brown bear to cuddle with. Big old brown bear. Because out of the pictures you guys sent me, Tony's was so far, he had a shadow over his face, so I couldn't lighten it up enough to see him well. So I found one on the Facebook page. And then the only one that Chris approved was the one of him and his car like this.
Speaker: No, the only one I approve right now is my man. And it looked like you wanted to be. You're like, you're like thirst trap. I'm like, it's not a thirst trap. Jesus, guys, dude. You set that picture and I was like, what the fuck? Am I supposed to do this? Exactly. You asked for selfies, and then you started yelling at me because we were taking so long. And I'm like, I'm trying to find them. Not that I don't take selfies, but I'm trying to find selfies. You literally said, I don't take selfies. Easy, Roger. Easy.
Speaker: Well speaking of speaking of the selfies and the pictures that asked for
Speaker: Uh, Jeffrey did ask for me to send dick pics in our group chat. No, I did not. Oh, my. You said I don't take pictures. I don't take selfies. I said, just take fucking selfie, you dick. Well, we don't. You put my group. You said just to clarify, I'm not asking for no micro machine for in our group chat. It's not a charity case. What did you want us to do? You said it's an addictive and we all don't. Oh, it's so cute.
Speaker: Yeah, that's fine. You can call it cute if you want. I call it a weapon of inadequate destruction. Inadequate destruction. I love that. Hold on.
Speaker: I will write this in my official Star Trek notebook. Nice. Inadequate destruction. Yeah, isn't it awesome? Star Trek notebook. Isn't it awesome? Got the Delta logo. Is that your virginity card?
Speaker: You know what? No, no, Reebok's Cube did. It comes with a big virgin starter pack. Wow. Lifetime virgin starter pack. Yeah. Inadequate destruction. Perfect. Well.
Speaker: It's the wand. What? The wid. The wid. Oh. He's just jealous because I'm a captain and he's not. I am so jealous. I'm a captain. I'm a captain. We're so jealous. I have captain's pins.
Speaker: photons at full blast in the world that's why you're not the captain moving on yes but i actually was on the drunk asshole
Speaker: There's like, there's a hundred of us in one of him. We could take him and I could be the captain. I'm just saying. He doesn't even know what photons are. Right. That's the ball flush. Yeah, I saw that. That's funny. I like that. Roger, Roger does his prayers, but Roger's down with some shit.
Speaker: No, he said, I know sometimes we get a little bit out. So, you know, sometimes I worry like when Edward Lynn comes in here, it's like, I don't want to offend, but we are who we are. But he hangs out with us and he gets a kick out of it. So he doesn't want to go. Well, you know, that's something that Chris, you and I were talking about the other day is no matter what, we're not going to change who we are to suit one or two people.
Speaker: That's the beauty of the show, is that we are who we are no matter what. I mean, when Mike finally comes out of the closet, we will accept it. I don't know what you're wooing about down there, Machichi. Let's play some music. You know what? I cannot help it.
Speaker: that I am in a closet right now. That is not my fault. I have to read it. And I lost my job. It is your fault. It is so simple to go, guys. It's true. Yeah. Go ahead. We'll wait. Well, in Mike's defense, you know, and we should thank his captors. No, I'm living in a closet because I lost my job. His captors. Because Mike did fall for the old. I lost everything. Let's just talk about that.
Speaker: Yeah, Mike did fall for the old free candy white van that pulled up outside of the playground and Mike got in the van and he's locked in a basement. So we should say thank you to his captors.
Speaker: If they let him come in here a couple of times a week, you know, if they would let him come in on time, that would be amazing. But they have to remind me every time. Do not call for help. I don't crack on nobody locked in the basement anymore. Just so you know. Oh, bet that, dude. I watched that movie the other day. I kept Cameron in the basement in a cage for about five years. No, that's not good.
Speaker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker: oh absolutely roger these gentlemen are my brothers and we fight like brothers too like i've never seen the whole thing ever i mean i've always i've always missed one spot or another you've never watched vault picture all the way through i've seen i've seen it but i've i've always like i've missed a section or something you know i've watched it all the way through twice but i've never watched it all the way through what did i watch the other day when bruce will listen
Speaker: about every movie in the past six months. I watched Once Upon a Time in Venice with Bruce Willis. What? I haven't seen that yet. Once Upon a Time in Venice. I think it might be a Tarantino film. I'm not 100 % sure, but it's really... Jason Momoa plays a gangster for like a Cholo.
Speaker: And it's funny because he's got the accident everything but Jason Momoa is in it Bruce Willis is in it the cast is the cast is a lot of guys like
Speaker: You see him and you're like, oh, I know him. He's in fucking there and everything. Yeah, he's Bruce Willis was like a private detective in Venice Beach out in California or whatever. He used to be a cop, blah, blah, blah, blah. The chick that played Bruce Willis movie in the past, like
Speaker: Three years ever ever Bruce Willis is honest is skateboarding down the road completely ass -naked Because he was sleeping with the chick that he was paid to find in her her. She was Samoan and her brothers typical giant Samoan fuckheads
Speaker: catch him. So they tried to, you know, they were going to kick his ass and then he takes off and jumps. He's naked. He's got a gun. So one of his former buddies, it's you just watch the movie. It's actually a good movie, but it's like the whole 10 minute, there's a whole 10 minute scene of Bruce Willis skateboarding naked through Venice trying to get away from the Samoan brothers who want to beat him. Put it on loop. No, I just put it in slow motion.
Speaker: Oh, no, you know what? Speaking of movies, I watched a movie last night. I bought... And MJM Drive has a bunch of old -class movies. And I watched a Kevin Costner, Gene Hackman movie last night called, uh... No Way Out? I think it's called? Oh yeah, that movie. Jesus. Oh my God, I've never seen it before.
Speaker: And then, spoiler alert, in the end, Kevin Costner's actually Russian. He's Russian? Well, Dean Hackman plays like the Secretary of Defense, and Kevin Costner is a naval commander.
Speaker: in the u .s. navy and that's another guy who had a really good back and now it makes sense and and kevin casters fucking this chick in love with her and jean hackman's also fucking his chick she's her mistress she's his mistress she gets around and it's
Speaker: When Koster goes out with her for the weekend, Hackman gets jealous, going, who is he, who is he? Smacks her, accidentally throws her off the stairs, she breaks her back and dies by landing on the kitchen table, glass table. And him, and I can't remember the guy's name, and he's one of those guys, he's gone in 60 seconds. He plays the guy that goes to Nick Cage and says, your brother's in trouble, you gotta help him.
Speaker: That's Will Patton. Yeah, he's a good actor. He's another guy. He's another one, yeah. He says, we can cover this up. And they get Koster's character to start investigating a Russian that's a rumor so they can pin it on whoever saw Hackman go in. And it turns out it was the Russian they're actually looking for, which everybody thought was a myth, was fucking Koster the whole time. Kevin Koster is another one of those guys that
Speaker: He doesn't do it very often, but he plays a good bad guy. Well, the whole time you have no fucking clue that you have no remote clue that he could be working with the Russians. Because you think they're just looking for his conspiracies that they can use. And it turns out it was a true thing. It was fucking weird.
Speaker: Good damn movies called no way out, but the whole time Speaking of movies I do have a movie related top 10 tonight I think you guys are gonna get a kick out of I dare you
Speaker: Well, uh... What are you daring me for? I'm not challenging you. I'm just saying that I have a top ten list of movies that I think you guys would like. Tony's like, I dare you, Glick! My top ten about movies will be better than yours! You son of a bitch! Yeah, you know me well. You know me well. This week's starting time is movie themed as well, gentlemen.
Speaker: You know me well, shit. I had a couple of options. When you help me, you help me make the decision just with that top 10 being movie themed. The starting five is movie themed as well. And I already know what it is. I will announce it in the second hour. But it is movie themed. And it is something, as a movie fan, I'm always a fan of, but not a fan of in real life. Porn.
Speaker: Sex. Sex with women. Jeff does not like having sex with women. More for me. More for me. So we've established all three of you are gay tonight. Yeah, apparently. We're just waiting on Chris so we can all join the LGBTQ element. I'm not allowed.
Speaker: Uh -oh. I'm not allowed. I've already been told. You're not allowed. You're not welcome here. We don't like your kind. What kind is that? Just you. Just you in general. Okay. I'm a class of my own, folks. You're your own life, Jeff. You're your own fucking matter. I'm just Glick. Yeah, it's LBGTQ, but the G stands for Glick. Glick Lives Matter.
Speaker: That might give me trouble. You know what? You need to make that by one and just give it to your broster. Well, speaking of my broster, we can add him to the long list of people that I pissed off in the last month. I pissed him off last weekend. Oh, me?
Speaker: No, my broster because he was He he he said he posted something because he joined this paranormal group and I was like I can't remember it was No, it was like, you know, it was like the nerd the nerd paranormal paranormal association or
Speaker: North paranormal group or something. Hey you by the way, you guys owe me $50 for mentioning your name you pricks. Yeah, but uh But I was like, what does that stand for? Newark punk ass group He was like He was like you're just mad because I'm actually a part of a paranormal Group and you're not and I'm like, what am I mad about because you've once again decided to try to be like me and not be yourself and
Speaker: I'm such an asshole of a big brother. I really
Speaker: Like, I really am an asshole of a big brother. He was so mad in one argument, it was just smiley big. Knowing the situation with your brother, you should totally be helping develop the brother's love.
Speaker: I should but I mean literally like everything about like he tries to be me so bad and I don't know like I don't know if I should be like it's like Mike I don't know if I should if I should be flatter or if I should if I should just break his balls it's the same thing with Mike I'm getting single white female twice in one of them's by blood Tony join the clan what's going on down there
Speaker: I'll walk to the bedroom and put his shirt on. He turned the lights off. Watch Andrew's shirt. All I can see is his shirt. He's Martin Lawrence in Bad Boys II at the beginning when Martin Lawrence and Will Smith were undercover in their clan meeting. No, actually, I just looked it up. Oh, that's fucked up. Oh, is that why he got so dark staring? That's why he's got so dark staring.
Speaker: Yeah, holy shit Wow, those are big ones
Speaker: Yeah, that's so small. That's what she said. Oh, that's not what she said. Not to me anyways. Oh, sorry. That's what she's saying. Greg's never heard of those words. She said, oh, look at the little fella.
Speaker: Got your nose, little buddy.
Speaker: It's so funny. It's cold in here. This is shrinkage. I'm going to throw her not a show. I'm going to throw her not a show or a damn it. Well, when are you going to throw? I don't know. I'd take my vitamins and say, Russia, you're like, what's your help? And then she's like, we're waiting. She's just like, we're waiting. I'm fine. She pulls out a magnified glass with lasers. I got this.
Speaker: Got a little pepper for him is the other Let me show you that sweet magic trick I know
Speaker: It is what it is, guys. Some of us aren't blessed. God said, Glick, you can have brains, good looks, great personality, everything else, but you're going to have a small package. And I was apparently drunk when we were talking, and I took a small package.
Speaker: Yeah, it is what it is. You son of a bitch! I mean, Tony, Tony said I'll take the thing and she can have my hair, clearly. That was his trade -off.
Speaker: I look like a I look like a former a former member of the Aryan Brotherhood that's in witness protection
Speaker: That's how I say my head like yeah fucking huge I'm a giant Oh
Speaker: I had to go back and see if I could get a screenshot or a video, a short snippet of a video. Sometimes we make decisions in life that don't pan out. I've made a lot of bad decisions in my life. Oh, we know. We met one. I've talked to one on the phone.
Speaker: How do you know it is penises?
Speaker: You're not wrong, you're not wrong at all though. Eddie say push the button. Push the button. Unfortunately, most of our bad decisions were broadcast.
Speaker: I felt like Theo in The Matrix. Ha ha ha. Got lucky. That's what it's like to be fucking Keanu Reeves. Hey, you know what? I have something a little PSA here. You know how would you know? Oh, speaking of PSAs. I know, right? You know how you can tell when your kids really think you're cool?
Speaker: is they watch your worst YouTube videos over and over. I got done with the show on Monday. I popped outside and my kids were watching my YouTube videos that I made. And I was just like, what are you watching? This sucks. And they're like, it's you. And I was like, oh shit, that is me.
Speaker: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. You do suck quite well. Hold the phone. First ex -wife, Tony, come on. He had wifely duties. You can say it again, Mike. Make me a sandwich and suck.
Speaker: I know, right? It's crazy. I'm still trying to get to that point because like my kids, my kids, well, you're at that, your kids are just like, well, but they're like, don't watch. Like they, they, they loved when I got, when I finally got on Tik TOK, they thought it was so cool. And I know they watch my videos and stuff like that. And then now they're like, and then they think it's cool that because they want to listen to the podcast. I don't know.
Speaker: how often they do and what not. But every time we get in the car and I have a plan, I usually change it because, you know, sometimes we go, go a little bit off the rails and it's like, eh, not really. And they're like, Oh, what are you turning it off for? And it's like, but then when I talk about it, I was like, yeah, yeah, exactly. I want them to listen to about five minutes and, or something starts talking. And then I was like, well, he cleaned up a lot too. So.
Speaker: Like, my kids will actually watch while I'm live. Because the notification pops up on the PlayStation and they're like, ooh, dad's all live. I'm like, what, no.
Speaker: Yeah, well Jason's usually right there with Toni. The kids are here. They're popping in and out. Yeah, they know. But also at the same time, from where we used to be to where we are now. Yeah, there's a huge difference. I would much rather my kids listen now than when we started. Yeah, when we first started. I think even your mom would listen to us now and not be so
Speaker: I think she would listen while we're doing, she might actually, if I send her clips of us picking the starting five, then she'd listen to that. Fuck you, you pussy! What a bitch ass pic! You motherfucker! That's what she wants to listen to. Don't listen to everything else. Listen to us screaming at each other for an hour. Why do you need that kind of rejection, Justin?
Speaker: No, his, his, his, his mom is super religious. Like even back when Jeff and I were in school.
Speaker: Jeff started, Jeff and his dad, Jeff's parents started having babies when they were like 14 and they have like 473 kids. And their oldest one is 75. So. So they're like super religious. And the fact that she did. And then my mom and dad had four. Just the fact that she did come in and listen for the first four or five episodes was
Speaker: It was amazing, cuz Jeff's mom, I've met her a couple times. And she really is, she's one of the sweetest ladies you'll ever meet in your life. She's an absolute sweetheart. And I blew my mind when she came in and she listened to it. Like seriously, only in the past like five years does my mom not cringe when I curse. Don't mess around, Wendy's. Don't mess around, Wendy's. When I would - Blackie Wednesday pool noodle day.
Speaker: If I cursed while talking on the phone with my mom, you can almost hear her cringe. Be right back. But before we go to break, before we go to break real quick, because your PSA reminded me. I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying right now. Michael, do you have words of wisdom? I haven't sent you something, Michael, so you have no excuse. It's your one job.
Speaker: Thanks for the morning. I'm going to send you that photo. No, I'm not prepared. Not today. I told you, I just got off of work and then ran here. You had some Saturday to find words of wisdom. Hey, I did pretty good on Saturday. I had it all written out.
Speaker: I said you something. Mike has no words of wisdom tonight. He's Mike. He has no words. You have to be wise first. And there's no wisdom to be had. Oh, I have plenty of words. Believe me, they're just not wise. Instead. I might have something. Jeffrey, maybe Glick, because Glick's always got words of wisdom. I could have swore I said something to Mike. I think that's more why you said that. A wise man once told me, and this is words to live by.
Speaker: Oh, you have to know when to hold them. You have to know when to fold them. Never couch your money when you're at the table. No wind to walk away. No wind to run. No wind to run. That's funny because a wise man just told me to take it twice a week.
Speaker: Don't take a whiz. Oh, hey, that's fun man. That's that's a fun Is it honor is it not yeah Yeah
Speaker: Been there more times than I'd like to count drunk as shit. That's not a lecture fence. It'll be fine
Speaker: You've got electric, you barbed wire. Oh, yes, you can. Look at looking. Come on, you're throwing on shit. Good times. Good times. Actually, the remnants don't whiz on the electric fence. That was the game. Don't whiz on that. See, you've had some Saturday to prepare. It's OK. I could swish. I've had some by the last hour.
Speaker: If you go to break, I'll come back together real quick. How long do you need? I'm a disappointed dad right now. I'm a disappointed dad. I'm a disappointed dad right now.
Speaker: While you're staring at me intently with this a... I will say that last week I queued you and said... Meanwhile, I don't even have break music pulled up yet and I'll be able to shoot. Hey, do you have anything? This is how we have the phones. Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike,
Speaker: Eight -time Pro Bowl linebacker has joined the Buffalo Bills. Roll up. Von Miller. Who? Oh, six years, $120 million. Look at this. He's going for another Super Bowl. Look at the screen.
Speaker: Didn't he just he was on the Rams, right? So he's got one with Denver. He's got one with the Rams. Now he thinks he'll get one with the he didn't get one in Buffalo because they got to go through Cleveland this year. They will. They ain't worried about Buffalo. They're going to get their dicks knocked in the dirt by fucking Bill Belichick and his new Tom Brady. That's our birdie.
Speaker: He won't ever win as many championships. But you know what, Tom Brady won't ever win as many championships as me either, so. He might. No, he won't. I wish he would. I want him to get 10. I want one on each one of his fingers. That's a beautiful man. Check your staff, Mike. And he's a Wolverine. Speaking of Wolverines, former Wolverine Chase Winovich joined the Browns this week.
Speaker: Man, the Cleveland Browns love their Michigan Wolverines. I'll tell you what, they draft them and they pick them up in free agency. They love their former Wolverines in Cleveland. It's not like the Falcons living in Alabama. I saw, I saw, you posted something about somebody getting drafted to the Browns, who was it? No, there was a free agent signing. It was Amari Cooper, the wide receiver out there, the Cowboys. I was, I was shitting myself because Amari's my guy, everybody plays for them.
Speaker: Fucking Cowboys, but, but Amari's at home. He's probably one of the better, probably one of not, not the best, but one of the best wide receivers in the league and bring him to the AFC, bring him to the AFC North. Let Amari eat them fuckers up in Baltimore since he in Pittsburgh. Cause ain't nobody covering that motherfucker and in the AFC. You won't cover me either because I won't be there.
Speaker: Are you sure? Well, he's a wide receiver, so you would have to be trying to cover him. They would never even let me remotely go into the NFL. Maybe a water boy. That's all of you? 5 '3". No, you ain't gonna make it. Damn, that still blows my mind that you're only 5 '3".
Speaker: Every time I always think you're like five six five seven. You are literally almost a foot shorter than I would I would stab a motherfucker right now if I can join getting game three inches Roger I would say no because You'll know who's gonna play anymore. Oh I love sports Roger Let me get out of here with that nonsense I'm ready, but if you want to you want to come back One ounce break time make it quick
Speaker: Go to break. Make it quick. Make it quick. You're going to tell me to make it quick. Nothing I do is quick. OK. Yeah, trust me. We've had that conversation. Except for one thing. Except for one thing, and that's why I do other things. So yeah, there's just one thing I do quick. Word wisdom isn't it? Well, pretend that word's a wisdom is you doing that one thing that you do quick.
Speaker: Here's Mike he has words and they have wisdom in it. It's Mike's words of wisdom. I'm looking for a break song anyways
Speaker: That's really what it is Sometimes you have to lose everything To realize who you are and then come back stronger than what you were ever before Just because you're going through a hard time in your life
Speaker: You don't have the answers that you need. This, too, shall pass. Sometimes you just need to wait it out and see what you're doing. See where you really need to go and then move forward there. People in life, they get a little too comfortable in abusive situations. They'll be in an abusive relationship, but they're comfortable. So they stay.
Speaker: But that doesn't help you be who you're supposed to be. It's not good for you. So you need to lose that. And you might lose everything else. But then that's when you find your grit. That's where you find who you are as a person. And then you can come back a better one. Take every opportunity as a blessing. Because sometimes, sometimes, will you quit sending me shit?
Speaker: But yeah, sometimes you need to lose everything to see what you need to do to begin with. So, I don't know if that made sense, but that's kind of where I'm at. I'm in a rebuilding year. I have literally went from having everything to losing everything.
Speaker: I don't even have my own place anymore. I don't even have my kids the way I'm supposed to. Sometimes a restart is all you need, brother. Yeah. But what's going on, Edward Lind? But I spent half my life, I spent half of my life thinking that what was important in life. And the only thing I did was hurt my body.
Speaker: And when my daughter asked me what my favorite color was three years ago, and my daughter is, well, she's 13, you know, but she asked me three years ago what my favorite color was because I was never around because I was always working. I found out when I lost it all, because I lost my job. I lost my house. I lost my car. I've lost six.
Speaker: percent of my visitation I've lost everything and now I know the most important thing is my kids so sometimes losing everything clears your head those are where you need to go
Speaker: No, 100%. Like I said, now that you just brought everybody down. No, a restart's always good, man. It's good for your soul. It's good for your mind. Despite what anybody says, unless you've been there, been through it, and gone through it, you don't really know. But at the end of the day, it makes you a better person. It makes you a stronger person. And you come out on the other end, as long as you allow yourself to, you come out on the other end way better than you ever were before.
Speaker: And if you don't believe what I'm saying, if you don't believe what I'm saying, look at the guy you're talking to right now. I've been close. It will reset you. The focus is off trying to deal with what you're going through. But it can't be done. I know what you're mentally going through.
Speaker: You just gotta take a year to stay still and then get back on your feet. Like I said, just make sure you're there for the kids no matter what. They don't care where you at, long as they can be around you. They really don't, especially when they go to bed at night. They just want to be right there by you. They miss you as much as you miss them, and that's what's going to matter when y 'all see each other. That's why I told you, make sure you're available when they want you to be there. Don't worry about nothing else. Absolutely. I got some legal advice on it.
Speaker: was another job and I was like, are you serious? Working, he has an abusive marriage, working two or three jobs, you think I'm gonna get that now? Right. You know. Right. Jay, you're stupid. Jay is stupid. Hey, I thought we weren't gonna engage him.
Speaker: That's not engaging. That's acknowledgement. That's what you acknowledge. No, no, you acknowledge you don't engage. That's the difference. Acknowledge and engaging are two different things. But with that being said, goddamn, I had to change up my song and everything.
Speaker: I have found a song and I was like, well, I can't do that now. Do not engage. Don't push the button. Don't push the button. Do not engage. There's the next sticker, Michael. Do not engage. Do not engage. Abort mission. Abort mission.
Speaker: Uh, in all honesty, um, I feel like, um, so some of these words with some special things that I'm playing, I try to talk about things that I feel is missing. I get sad about grit. A lot of people talk about grit, but you really know what grit is, having grit. Now, us, us, of course, except for maybe
Speaker: But I'm talking about people listening I'm talking about I'm talking about the people listening We can't make out a goddamn thing you're saying right now, we're gonna go to break No
Speaker: Oh, I'm glitching. All right. Yeah. We're going to go to break. We're going to break. Mike refresh. And I'll call him right. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to take a break. We got a little blacktop mojo. When we come back from break, we got to starting five announcements for the champions, the new, the winners, the new winners, the whatever. And then we've also got the new list that Jeff will be announcing for us. But in the meantime, enjoy a little.
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Speaker: These are our guys, they're gracious enough to let us play their music on this here little simple podcast, and we are very thankful for it. So go check them out, go show them some love, drop a comment, let them know that Nonsenseical Nonsense sent you. You might not like all their music, but I guarantee you you're gonna find at least three or four songs that are gonna really hit you right in the soul. So go ahead and check them out. We're gonna be right back here in just a few minutes. After Black Capitol Jones!
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Speaker: You just need it. Hey, hey, you drive a mountain. Oh, we never found it.
Speaker: Don't
Speaker: You will bury our hell to the end Don't forget to heal
Speaker: Come get your cold, you left it last night when you snuck on it. I won't tell you that my feelings are gone. I won't tell you that my feelings are gone. I won't tell you that my feelings are gone. I won't tell you that my feelings are gone.
Speaker: What? What?
Speaker: Hell yeah, little blacktop mojo. Come and get your coat. Welcome back to Nonsenseical Nonsense, guys. I am Glick. Hopefully you're enjoying the show so far. If you're not already, feel free to check us out on all social media at Nonsenseical Nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Oh, excuse me. Also, if you haven't already or if you've never heard of it, download the Haps app. You can join us.
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Speaker: It's more fun. I guess we're kind of. It's kind of sort of. But anyway, I digress. Yeah, you can react in real time. But you can also get every single episode of the podcast live. Oh, fucking. There we go. I had a beard here in my mouth that was driving me crazy.
Speaker: Yeah, considering. Considering all things, yeah. I know he is. I just don't know what he was doing, so I dropped him down for a second. But you can also get every single episode on demand whenever you want to listen to it. In any particular order, you don't have to listen to them in order. Choose your own adventure. But on Anchor, Spotify, Google Play, and Apple Podcasts, basically anywhere and everywhere you get your little podcasts and jollies from.
Speaker: at nonsensical nonsense again. Uh, you can also email us if you'd like, if you'd like to email us for whatever reason, any thoughts, concerns, suggestions, ideas, if you want to join the chatters box starting five, you can do so simply by emailing us at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. Sorry, Jeff, I stole your job, but it just flows so naturally now. I know how to say it. No longer words are hard.
Speaker: If words are no longer Gmail, email accounts are no longer hard. It's just become part of the process. So again, we thank you guys for hanging out with us in the first hour. Hopefully you enjoy the show. If you don't know already, I'm Glick. I got Jeff hanging out here with me. Say hello to everybody, Jeffrey, so they can hear your voice. What is up, everyone? Sorry, I'm actually responding to texts from work. Nice. We got Tony in the house. Tony, let him know what you sound like.
Speaker: Yo. He sounds like nom, nom, nom, nom, because this fat ass is always eating. And then we got Michael, the four of us. Michael, let him know what you sound like, because not everybody watches us live. And sometimes they listen to the podcast on a replay or whatever. And sometimes they want to put a voice with the name, especially when we put social media stuff out there. What's up, everyone? How are we doing? That's Michael.
Speaker: And I'm Glick. It is like the big dog. I am the goat. I am the greatest of all time. Some people call me Glick. You know how Chihuahuas never realized the real size? Some people call me... Some people call me the Joker. Well, how'd that damn song go? Come on. We call him the space cowboy. The space cowboy, yeah. Yes.
Speaker: Some Brady is ago, but I have more championships than Brady so get on your knees and bow down to my greatness Well that kind of hurts saying that cuz I love Tom Brady. I'm sorry Tom Brady If you ever hear this, I apologize Tom Brady's on Tom Brady
Speaker: He might be. That would be awesome. How awesome would that be? It's his guilty pleasure to listen to us between games. How awesome would that be if Tom Brady came out one day on his Instagram, and he was like, I have a confession. I've been hiding this for a long time. But secretly, I'm a huge fan of nonsensical nonsense. I'm their biggest supporter. I've got all the words. But I don't wear it because I'm embarrassed.
Speaker: Tom Brady, for me, ranks right up there with Ryan Reynolds. But I'm a Michigan fan. And yeah, I said what I said, Tony. You can give me the weird look. But he does. Tony, realist episode 14, folks. I'm a Michigan guy, man. And he's a Michigan guy. You understand the reference of Tom Brady being Chris's realist episode 14, the third and fourth hour.
Speaker: The whole extra hour did this discuss how much oh, why are you why are you why are you like? I can't believe that episode went four hours. How many episodes have gone four hours? What's crazy about that episode? I think a lot of them. That fourth hour felt like it was five minutes. If that it happened that fast. We laughed so hard. We were crying.
Speaker: I think we got close to a five hour the first episode that I officially joined. Yeah, we've done some four hours. We've done a couple close to five hours. The funeral one was four hours. That one night we did a four hour show and then we did an after show and we went, we were on, we were live eight hours straight. Yeah, but before we did, I mean, last weekend I was up until about
Speaker: Six o 'clock in the morning Saturday. I mean I got shit to do Yeah, but but the cool thing was last weekend
Speaker: I thought we were going to do an after show, and then I don't know what Tony did. I passed out, dude. I'm sorry. Jeff, I know you weren't. And then Mike passed out. So I went and got on TikTok, and I was like, all right, well, Mike's going to be coming on here in a minute. I'll just go ahead and get it started. Well, then I wound up going into a whole bunch of people, a whole bunch of hanging out with all these guys. One guy, we spent an hour and a half talking about sports.
Speaker: And then I went into another group and it was like four or five guys, they were having like a house party and they were all Haitian dudes up in Michigan. And we were having a ball, like just cutting up man, just being stupid. I did get banned on one account last weekend. I did not get banned on the second one last weekend.
Speaker: But, uh, then I was in another one, like I was in like two or three different accounts, like two different, two or three different lives, uh, where we were talking about sports and stuff. And I don't get to talk about sports on here. So Jeff, you know, I was in heaven talking about sports and then I spent several hours. It explained everything I want to do to every car I ever owned. And then I spent, and then I spent a while talking about how amazing my girlfriend is and everything like that. And.
Speaker: Monday show, I got online with my wife and started, we were chatting because, you know, she has seven hours difference. She has seven hours difference right now. So it's like, she's, she's regretting packing so much. Big soup was 45 pounds.
Speaker: Jesus Christ. But before we get - You're backpacking from Europe, not moving there. Yeah, you didn't quite understand the concept of backpacking. But before we get too crazy and go into any of our crazy ass rants like we typically do, let's go ahead and get to the - Let's go ahead and get to the meat and potatoes. The meat and potatoes. The belt's on my shoulder. The belt's on my shoulder. You guys know what that means. It's time. It's Wednesday.
Speaker: We need to hurry up. Well, should we get into that? Let me read off what we had. Because I have it here. I said we need. I'm working on it. Starting 5 theme song. I'm working on it. That's why I asked for that website today. Does anybody get the news on their phone while y 'all are doing this?
Speaker: Uh, no, I do not. I don't. Jesse Smollett just got out of jail. So there's, there's, I did see, I saw something about that, but it was like, it was, didn't kill himself. Listen, he was saying, right. Say it again. He was saying something when he said that, you know that right.
Speaker: Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, he was, he was, he was telling you. He was singing. Yeah. He was singing like a canal. He didn't sing. Oh, probably. He was saying if I end up dead, it was murder. Yeah. Well, that too. So, so start with the, starting with the chatter's box. Yeah. What? Read off the chatter's box.
Speaker: Oh, I thought you were reading that. No, I don't have the challenge box up in front of me. I have ours. Oh, my God. All you have to do is go. Well, oh, that's right. I forgot. I know. I got it. I got it. Don't fucking worry about it. I got this. It's a good thing you guys fucking have. Jesus Christ. I guess I'm going to. The challenge box. They're starting. Oh, no. I got it. Yeah. Jodi with.
Speaker: The Golden Girls, Good Times, Greatest American Hero. The Flintstones, The Addams Family. Betty Hadd, Laverne & Shirley, Friends. Three's Company, Different Strokes. The Facts of Life. The Facts of Life.
Speaker: Happy days. Eleanor had cheers, life goes on, the runners, the wonder years, gravel, rock, and fucking blue chairs. Then he had facts of life, a long boat, ready bunch, Mr. Rogers, a mookie, a small dog, and. You can hear whatever you got going on. How do you say his name, Mr. Rogers? I haven't frickin' muted. No, you don't. American dad, family guy. I haven't muted. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I could have sworn a thing. Am I muted now? No. No. No.
Speaker: Sorry, Jeff, I'm sorry. Go ahead. Go back to, um, go back to Eleanor. Eleanor. Okay. So Eleanor had cheers. Life goes on. The Sopranos, the wonder years, Fraggle Rock and Punky Brewster. Vicki had the facts of life, the love boat.
Speaker: Brady Bunch. Mr. Rogers was damn out of a good pool. The Monkees in Smallville. And how do I say his name? Is it Jeff? Jeeves? Jeeves. Just say Jeeves. Jeeves. Okay, Jeeves had American Dad, Family Guy, The Big Bang Theory, Full House, Family Matters, and Jeeves and Wooster. And I did look up Jeeves and Wooster. It does star Stephen Fry.
Speaker: So with that being said, yeah, guys, definitely don't forget about the chatters box. Yes, it's always two separate posts. Do not forget to go vote for the chatters box. We're going to get you guys's votes up as well because you guys you guys in the chatters box do an outstanding job.
Speaker: Yeah, I made a point to vote this week Yeah, you guys doing an absolutely outstanding job in the chatters box so as when you guys go and vote for us now I as all as me personally I do have to get better about putting you guys outside of Facebook, but at the same time I I it's hard to make
Speaker: multiple posts and still trying to get the same amount of views on certain brands, you know, getting the same amount of eyes on it. So we're going to keep it to Facebook for the time being. So make sure you guys do not already follow the nonsensical nonsense Facebook page. And that way you guys can vote for the chatters box as well.
Speaker: And actually honestly on that note the tatters box that you guys are super relevant for the simple fact You guys and I don't know how you do it. You think of things that we don't even it's not on our radar And it is it is amazing. It makes us want to step up our game But with that being said And the monkey's pole was incredible. We do have from the tatters box the first time I
Speaker: Two -time champion. And it is? Vicky and Betty got a couple votes. Eleanor got a vote. Unfortunately, Jeeves, nobody knows you. You did not get any love. That was the nicest way you could put it, by the way.
Speaker: We may or may not have a racist fan base, but I'm just kidding. But with that being said, Tony didn't get a whole lot of love. We don't have a racist fan base. No, I'm just kidding. That's only people Jeff brings in. But with that being said, our first ever two time champion. Damn it.
Speaker: Our first ever two -time champion is Jodi. Nice. You know, I'm going to admit I did vote for Jodi because she had two that I had as well. So I had to go with her because that would be like going against my own list if I didn't.
Speaker: He grew up his family his parents loved good times So he grew up remembering like that was a staple in his household. So it's always right there in his head. So Congrats to Jody you you broke the cycle In the chatter's box becoming the first first two -time champion. Yeah, so I
Speaker: So congratulations to you Jody you are a record -setter
Speaker: Well, that being said, let me go ahead and start the week out. It would not be a sale. Let's roll into the main event. So the main event, we have the starting five TV theme songs. Yeah, good job, Jody. Starting with Tony. He had, and I still don't get the reference, but sha -na -na. Saturday night, Tony. We'll get Jody to pop on just for a second with a belt on her shoulder.
Speaker: She's just going to be like bang! And then she's out. It's just her hand holding the bell. Just hold it for a second. You don't have to be out of the camera. Just hold that for a second. Let them know. Alright, put it back on my shoulder. Thanks baby. So Tony had Sha Na Na, G .I. Joe, Silver Spoons, Greatest American Hero, Bulls and Buddies, Different World, Darkwing Duck, and Animaniacs.
Speaker: This week this week like all of ours were so good it was like I'm glad I didn't have to vote for us because it I mean I
Speaker: Cause it's a dick move to vote for yourself. So between you three, I actually think just for shits and grins, we should implement that, that we are allowed one vote.
Speaker: But it can't vote for yourself? Yeah, obviously you can't vote for yourself. You can vote for the other guys. Well, you would be the only dick that would vote for yourself to win a championship. No, I would vote for the black guy because I'm the only non -racist guy in here. Yeah, I'd vote for the black guy because, you know. I mean, what's with that? What's with Tony? We're bound to forever, Tony. We're bound to forever, Tony. Black power. So, Mike had Family Matters, Zena Warrior Princess, Beverly Hillbillies, the Flintstones, the Jeffersons, Rawhide.
Speaker: Pinky and the Fresh Prince of Bel -Air. I had Fall Guy, Golden Girls, Cheers, Smurfs, Who's the Boss, Perfect Strangers, Family Ties, and Different Strokes. And Chris had Darkwing Duck, Scooby -Doo, The Wonder Years, Friends, Low Hanging Fruit. All in the family. Duke's Head, Power Rangers, and Quantum Moon. Only on Wednesdays. Only on Wednesdays. Only on Wednesdays. Many diversity up here.
Speaker: That's what I'm trying to get him to grow his beard out. And the immortal words... And the immortal words of J .R. And for two of the four guys in this room, they don't know who J .R. is. But Tony knows. It was a slobber knocker. Tony had nine votes.
Speaker: Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
Speaker: As we all know, there can be only one. J .R. from Dallas. I remember when Mr. Burns got shot on The Simpsons. No, Mr. Burns got shot on The Simpsons. Mr. Burns got shot on The Simpsons and it was the biggest cliffhanger in TV history at the time. Mr. Burns got shot on The Simpsons and it was the biggest cliffhanger ever and it turned out to be
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Speaker: He tried to steal her candy and his gun fell out of his hip and she accidentally pulled the trigger and shot him. It was a whole, who done it? On the Simpsons. Yeah, they copied it off of J .R. from death. Oh, it doesn't matter. What's the front bill, bro? Why are we still talking about this? I don't know. I don't know. So it came down to two. Much like in Highlander, there can be only one.
Speaker: Really? Did you ever watch the animated show? No, I never watched that I watch the TV show Movies
Speaker: Yeah, I never watched the animated, but I watched the movies in the TV show. I'm like highlander 2000, but it came out like 95. No, John, the fans out there. Trust me, I knew some in college. Oh, yeah. Fucking mind. Oh, the highlander TV theme show is amazing. It was sung by Queen.
Speaker: Yeah, Queen did a lot because they also did the Flash, still the best movie intro theme ever. We don't really know how to drag this out for no fucking reason. Right? That would be, of course. I mean, look, we already know how it's going to go. You're going to pretend that somebody else won. I'm not going to pretend like shit. I'm just going to go ahead and hit you. That's how it is. He's already big in the face. You're going to only be one. And he just stopped. I'm trying to.
Speaker: It was a nice try. It was a nice goddamn effort. Click world order! Why are we not surprised?
Speaker: What? I'm listening to this. Doug Tails? I mean, how can you compete with Doug Tails? Honestly, I'm actually f***ing busy.
Speaker: Did I not just say it? Did I not just say it? Well, with that being said, for this week's Starting Five... What were the roots? I don't know what were the roots. I don't know what were the roots. I don't know what were the roots. I don't know what were the roots. I don't know what were the roots. I don't know what were the roots. I don't know what were the roots. I don't know what were the roots. I don't know what were the roots.
Speaker: Yeah, that's true. Tina, where'd she throw it on your voice? Tina, in the words of the late operation, Scott Hall, founder of the original NWO, hard work pays off. Dreams come true. Bad times don't last. But bad guys do. Chico. So here's to you, Scott Hall. Rest in peace, Scott Hall, god damn it. Rest in peace, Scott Hall. You damn right. Because I'm the bad guy.
Speaker: The votes are 23 to 20. It was a valiant effort. It was a valiant effort, Michael. It was a valiant effort, Michael. And he tried. Why does Jeff win? Because you said Saturday, you said, why are you throwing all your votes to me? So technically, I win.
Speaker: I say a lot of things and I don't mean them. At the end of the day, at the end of the day, that's number 10. That's number 10 in a row. I say when I reached the 10th one in a row, I would retire. So consider this my retirement. I will go down as the greatest starting five champion of all time. It was a valiant effort on your part. I will say you tried really hard, Michael. John, you should have tagged it.
Speaker: But this is my gosh damn yard. I'm the biggest dog in the yard. Well, that being said, we are going to go 23 to 20. We're doing the 23 to 20. We fucking killed it this week. We're doing the movie thing for the top 10. And we've just talked about movies. We're going with sports movies. Ooh.
Speaker: like true sports movies or just sports movies in general? No, just any, like for instance, a Mighty Duck is a sports movie. You see how instinct Jeff and I are? Not even playing and we said that at the same exact time. Yeah, and now we can't, so what I'm saying is like - What the hell did you get kicked out for? She keeps getting kicked out.
Speaker: Like I said, so if it's like if you If it's one of the characters on a sports team or it's about a sport it's on
Speaker: How about you just really dumb it down and simplify it and say, if it's a sports movie, instead of going, oh, well, I watched, I watched Die Hard and there was an athlete in it. How about you can use movies that you actually see?
Speaker: Ooh. Well, how do you know if I've seen it or not? I liked it. Well, like your vote tallying, we just have to trust you. Ooh. That you see the movie. Shots fired. Somebody's butt hurt. But yeah, I did. I didn't say it. I didn't say it. I did. I'll say it. I don't care. I even counted in votes that you didn't want me to count. A quick research, there is way more than we thought.
Speaker: Uh, just kind of, so we're going to Google sports movie. You'll find everything you need. I don't need it. We do a five, right? We do a five. We're doing five. Unless we start having a good time. So.
Speaker: Come on. So I got four. I do realize what's happening right now. Chatter's box. And you three stooges. The macho click.
Speaker: And Miss Jody are running away with this bitch. You retired. I know. I didn't retire. As I said, I'm not a fan of sports. That's what we talked about, right? I'm not a fan of sports and real life. You're running and liking the sports movie. I'm going to retire. I'm on top. I'm on top, so I'm going to retire and ride off to the sunset as a champion and come back. Didn't somebody just retire and then come back? Yeah, Jordan. End time, Brady.
Speaker: Tom Brady just did that shit. Maybe I'm actually going to retire like Stone Cold did, unfortunately. Yeah. And he's coming back into like - Isn't Stone Cold wrestling again a few weeks? No, he's not wrestling. It's a talk show, but you know somebody's catching a stunner.
Speaker: I got some good ones lined up already. That's a great thing about retiring, Michael. Nobody can take this championship away from me now. I go out of champion. That means nobody can take it away from me. Well, I have to narrow down because I have so many running through my head right now that I have to actually start writing them down because I had a couple of them in the back of my head was like, oh, that's a good pull.
Speaker: So to reiterate. Yeah, Cam. Do you still see the gold on my shoulder, you little bitch? Get back in your cage. Who let you out? What's going on, Randall Rick? What's good? To reiterate, we are doing sports movies. No. Well, it was a movie, but it wasn't about sports. It is a movie that is 100 % about sports. If you're unsure.
Speaker: If you're unsure at any time, you can't get it. Don't put it on your list. No, Snapchat. Don't put it on your list. Oh, I was talking to the Chinese bar. And I can make a ruling right then and there. From your mom. Shut up, David.
Speaker: I've told this motherfucker like six times in the last two days that it's not just on Facebook where we post the starting five. The votes calculate across Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Wow. But anyway, so we're doing sports movies. Sports movies this week.
Speaker: Uh, that includes like, uh, I don't want to give any away, so. We're not going to argue it. We're not going to argue it. If Blake said he won, hold on. If the movie is primarily about sports. Yeah. Let's do it. Yes, thank you. Primarily about sports. Well, I mean, you got something like, like Bill Durham still counts. Bull Durham. That's a baseball game. Bull Durham, sorry. That's a baseball game. Why are you talking about Pitts? Yeah.
Speaker: That's one that's not it's not really about the sport, but it's it's You know But I'm here to tell you that was one of my picks
Speaker: I did write that book. So here's the thing. Here we go. Here we go. As of right now. Stop saying, as in, or what if, chatter's box. Stop dropping the movie title. We got the idea. Just, it is a sports movie. If it is primarily a sports movie, then you put it on your fucking list. If you're unsure, don't put it on your fucking list. If you don't know, don't put it on your fucking list. Yeah. Speaking of votes, real quick, real quick. Speaking of votes, real quick.
Speaker: You can only vote one time. You can't go and vote on Facebook and then think you're cute and go to TikTok and like somebody's name and then write their name in a comment and think you're going to get three votes. That don't count. You can't just because your name on TikTok is I got rainbows coming out of my butterfly ass and I drive a Jeep.
Speaker: And then your name is on Facebook. And then your name is Frank, the tank on Instagram. If you are the same fucking person voting multiple times, your vote only counts one goddamn time. That happens. That happened for all four of us this time around. And I'm like, yeah, these motherfuckers, we've said this and we've, we've stated this. You can only vote one damn time. Let me know. I'll do that for you. I'll be a judge.
Speaker: And, and effective, and effective. I will be your honest judge. I'm not going to set nobody up. I'm not going to play nobody up. I will be your honest judge. Let's be clear. Make sure your pick is a movie that is primarily sports. I'm going to give you another one of my picks. I picked The Longest Yard. It was mainly a football. Nobody picked Longest Yard. The Longest Yard are on my list. I'm telling y 'all now.
Speaker: See, we don't care. That's it. No, they'll say any four. Like I said, if you're uncertain, the second one. OK. If you're unsure if it's a sports movie, don't put it on your list. Right. Yeah. That goes for you. That goes for us. It goes for you. But also starting this week, each one of us are allowed to vote for one of the other four gentlemen in the group. You can have one for yourself.
Speaker: He did say that. He did say that. He did say that. He did say that. He did say that. He did say that. He did say that. He did say that. He did say that. He did say that. He did say that. He did say that. He did say that. He did say that. He did say that. He did say that. He did say that. He did say that. He did say that. He did say that. He did say that. He did say that. He did say that. He did say that. He did say that.
Speaker: The second one was epic. That's second longest y 'all was fucking hilarious. I don't care with nobody. The first one was boring. I watched the second one after watching the first one and it was like wow. The original the original one with with Burt Reynolds. Burt Reynolds. That movie was that movie was more that movie was more serious.
Speaker: I knew I forgot something better. I knew I forgot something better. I knew I forgot it.
Speaker: But the original from the 70s Tina was really slow and it was it was more of a serious movie and it was pretty decent but it was like it was decent for its time and
Speaker: And Adam Sandler did a monster job in remaking it. Yeah, he did. He did an outstanding fucking job remaking it. You know, a lot of people give Adam Sandler slack, but I mean, you gotta understand, he's got a lane and he sticks to that lane. And if you get it from that perspective, he's a good actor. I think Adam Sandler, one of those guys that would hang out with us, because he's not like, he doesn't think he's better than anybody else. This is a cat that literally dresses like we do.
Speaker: Yes. He's not rolling up in suits and Ferraris and shit. I think he might have Mercedes or something like that. But other than that, he's rocking the jeans, tennis shoes, and T -shirts. Well, he used basketball shorts, but whatever. As opposed to some actors that get out there and they're just like, oh, I'm better than everybody. Gene, I promise you, I got a movie. You're probably the only one that remembers it.
Speaker: I got a sports move. I'm willing to put money down. You might be the only one that remembers this movie. You might be the only one. I know these people more. I know y 'all. Well, just keep them to yourselves. If you're in the Chatterbox, if one of the four of us, just keep them to yourself. Because that is one thing it has to become, and I think we've all four discussed this. It is very distracting when we name the list, and all of a sudden, the Chatterbox starts going ape shit.
Speaker: I will be honest with you, I will say it's a distraction but I'm really going to be honest in my picks because the way everybody picks their own shit no matter how much you talk about it is priceless up here.
Speaker: Because people people make up their own minds. We're not copying off each other Yeah, we may have the same people would be mad at each other. So we got to make alternates, but you know what? It's our opinion. We're not afraid of our opinions It's not like we're like, oh if I pick that and we get made fun of you know We we don't have to worry about stuff like that. Oh shit
Speaker: I almost want to put money down on this shit. I bet you she the only one that remembers this movie. And she remembers it. That's how old it is. That's how old it is. Look at Italian eyes. I don't even think you know this. And you close to my age. Good. Your mom and dad might remember this shit. Might. Might? Might. Because I'm trying to get you to have this point. Mate. Bitches.
Speaker: I won't go, sorry. No, no, it's just in general, because it gets very distracting, and then so much stuff is rattling off, and then - And people are like, oh no, I have people talking. Yeah. Yeah, it can sway. John's alright with me. I voted for Betty before, I believe. I think I voted for, I voted for a little bit of everybody. It doesn't matter who you vote for. Like I said, just vote for the best list. Vote for the person.
Speaker: Yes We play gets each other to try to get them But if you guys if you guys would like to If you guys would like to get your list in we are taking up to six from the chatters box. Yes, so
Speaker: Go ahead and get your list together you have until the end of the show Saturday night Get them together and email it to us at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com five best sports movies And if you're unsure of it being a sports movie or not as far as the chatters box go I will say this to you guys because
Speaker: Unfortunately during the show we typically cannot stop the show and go oh that's not a sports movie pick another one So if you're unsure or if you're debating it don't put it on your list It's a lot easier if I put in a movie as Jeff said Bull Durham earlier I'm gonna say that because he said it already and I can say what do you think guys and if if the majority votes and they say it's clear then it's clear yes, I
Speaker: But for the record for the record mighty ducks is mighty ducks is off the books for the whole Durham is off the books Tony said that two movies were absolutely on his list so that they're not on this list and Tony's off the books Now
Speaker: Last week we said that French fernce of Bel Air was off limits because we talked about it and somebody put it on his list Nobody caught it. So that's not on you. That's not Well, I would I would I had I had a theme songs for days I can do another 10 right now
Speaker: Oh yeah, so can I. You know, like I said earlier, we went to a tie. I had three ready to go tonight. Well, speaking of the chatter's box, some jackass in here that puts the list together put Jodi at a handicap. Everybody had six except her. I did. And that was because I could not find the other one. I could not remember what the other one was. I completely forgot that she had a sixth one.
Speaker: That was my bet. I was about to be like, what's up? What you talkin' about Willis? Tony, check your snap. I think I got you. It's five, Cam. I'm thinking of John right now. John, send me to the email I just put in the chat. I want to say to the fellas, I would say Mighty Ducks would fly, because it is a hockey movie.
Speaker: Well, no, but since we brought it up, it's off limits. OK, that's fine. But the reason why I brought it up comes down to the fact that it's not really about the sport. What were you saying, Michael? What I was saying, and honestly, between the three of us, me, Jeff, and Blake, definitely, it would be the ultimate of low hanging free. I don't know if Tony.
Speaker: Don't look over the channel. We have all talked about the party ducks on the podcast That it would be like our number one picks all around the board It's the lowest lowest of hanging fruit for us three so we couldn't in good conscience even use that use that pick I Hate you Jeff. Bye Tina. Is that it? Is that it? I couldn't hit audio on it
Speaker: You're gonna be able to fuck with me. I'm gonna send a voice message on there. On what? No, I just sent you a picture. I think I got it. Oh, come on! Is that the one you were thinking of? No. Oh, okay. No.
Speaker: I don't know what the movie is, I just saw it. I was like, that's gotta be as old as fuck. Well, it was from the 70s, late 70s, early 80s. And I'm gonna say it had a legend. Yes, Chrissy. What's going on, Chrissy? How you doing? Cam, I gotta see yours first. He wants me to look over his and let him know. Oh.
Speaker: Yeah, we don't look at the list. We don't look at the list until Saturday night. Yes, that's correct. After we pick ours.
Speaker: Yeah, because they don't want it to influence. They don't want it to influence your list. So, you know, it's just do our list. I'll see you, Chrissy. Oh shit, what's the best guy? This is the first time she's ever been in any of my lives. He was on the other night. Yeah, I know who she is. Yeah, she don't ever come into my lines. You gotta come up with the top five best sports movies in your opinion. They have to be primarily sports.
Speaker: Well this week, the king and queen of the starting five are bowing out, we're retiring, we've stepped away from the game. The Triple H and Stephanie McMahon, nonsensical nonsense. No, the macho man Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth. Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. I can roll with that.
Speaker: Yeah, fucks, fuck Triple H. I almost, I almost did Triple H's, Triple H's theme music. The game, since Michael stepped up and played the game this weekend, this week. I need you two dummies to step up. I need you two dummies to step up this week. We are listing the top five greatest sport movies, sports, sports movies in our opinion.
Speaker: In your opinion Roy, oh Who else Roy, I don't know she's taping I'm on ass. Come on. She's taping crazy That's that's a good that's a good picked, you know, I think I think you should roll with that I'm gonna pick
Speaker: Just joking I didn't win this week Jeff when I came in last place I got zero votes. Yeah, Chris just thought of like five that he was I Just thought of a fantastic number one actually I'm not even worried about it
Speaker: In fact, I'm actually... Jeff, did you do this intentionally because Lick is retiring? No, I just did this because I was looking over the list and I had a call... Because you went off and did a custom -made list for him.
Speaker: I'm not the only sports guy in the room just so you know, but here's the thing I'd love and Jeff love sports. I can't stand Jeff doesn't stand to watch sports but if I'm into like like I Can't even mention my favorite one of my favorite sports movies has to do with the grounds. I Know I know what it is. It's a good fucking movie
Speaker: I'm leaving it alone too because I know that... But you know what? It's barely a sports movie because no sports is played during the movie. It's sports related. It is 100 % sports related. So it could technically go on. Oh no, I love that movie Cam. That is like the greatest. I never saw that movie. I'm not going left. Really? Yeah, I never saw it. You were missing out on some of the greatest. I never left you. What's the game we're talking about? Insult of the world. Fleet picks. Damn.
Speaker: I see that as a very low hanging fruit on my end.
Speaker: Agreed. We're taking a break. Because you dumbasses don't know how to not stop naming stuff. What the fuck? Why do we not understand the assignment? It was really easy. Don't talk about next week's Facebook fucking hand. Oh, let me ask a question. Right, Mike? I got it, Glick. I fucking got it. Nobody else understands it. Do we need to get our crowds and paper out and draw these dummies a picture? No. All of you can see the email because I can't.
Speaker: Oh, OK. No, only Jeff and I. OK, that's it. Cam, I'm fucking with you. Oh, I'll wait till Saturday, Tina. We good. We good. Yeah. But like I said, we don't open the chat box emails until Saturday. Right. Yeah, that one might get you, Tony. Oh, I might need to see this movie. You know what? I'm going to laugh if you two have the same movie. I think I got you out, Tony.
Speaker: And we're going to break. We got Blacktop Mojo with the cover of Hotel California. If you guys don't know who Blacktop Mojo is, check them out on all social media and wherever you stream music at BlacktopMojo. This is a cover song that I have been teasing for a couple of weeks now. And I actually just found a new video of the same song. And it's Matt and Kat doing it acoustically. So go ahead and enjoy a little bit of this. Why don't you? Wait one second. Just to let you guys know. Oh my god.
Speaker: Uh, the new space jam off limits. Fuck Lebron. The new space jam? That is all. The new space jam is off limits. Yeah, that's all. Cause, cause fuck that dude.
Speaker: When the clock turns to the highway You will indeed not pay
Speaker: Watch me look a leader, I think I'm through with it The bullet in your tears dies, I'm a shiver with it You lay on my side, who's here? And it's down for me, right? And she's still in it too free, I think she's ready
Speaker: I was thinking to myself, this could be it, this could be it, we'll end it. We'll end it. We'll end it. We'll end it. We'll end it. We'll end it. We'll end it. We'll end it. We'll end it. We'll end it. We'll end it. We'll end it. We'll end it. We'll end it.
Speaker: We'll be with you like the other day. We'll be with you like the other day. We'll be with you like the other day. We'll be with you like the other day. We'll be with you like the other day.
Speaker: I apologize for the song, I thought it was just going to be mankind. In the studio, that's what it looked like.
Speaker: I'll pick you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say Welcome to the Hotel Campos It's such a lovely place, it's such a lovely place But maybe I'll find the Hotel Campos Run nice and quiet, we ride by
Speaker: We was on the ceiling, ancient pain erased. He says, we are all just prisoners here. Love, I don't want to die. In their masses chained up and enrolled. Stappin' with this feeling nice, but it just
Speaker: Who can take out any time you would like that you can never leave?
Speaker: It's so fuzzy.
Speaker: Yeah!
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Speaker: Do not engage. Oh, do not engage. Yes. Do not engage is the newest sticker that will come out this one by Saturday. It'll be it'll be up and posted. Oh, that fun jazz. Like I said, I'm I'm hanging out with my guys. We got Jeffrey in the house who may or may not be here. I'm here. I'm I'm literally reaching shit.
Speaker: I'm right now. I got, this is the first time I've actually done a list where I just go, ooh, ooh, shit. Oh yeah, I gotta get that one. Well, how about you wait and do it after the show? We got Tony in the house. I was doing it during break. Yo, yo, yo. And we got Michael who's currently pulling a Tony and stuffing his face. What's going on with you, Michael? I'm on a teaspoon site now. I don't see where you can search. What do you mean? There should be a spot where you can search stores.
Speaker: Or you can just go to our social media. I was going on Facebook. There's a link to it. On our Facebook. There's a link on Facebook. It's posted at the top in our Instagram bio. It's in our bio. And I think I have it on Instagram. I don't know. White t -shirt right here. Sure. There's a white t -shirt up there? I don't know. I don't know. I can't go on while we're live. I don't know if I've done white. Maybe I've done white.
Speaker: And like I said, I'm Glick. And again, in honor of the great Scott Hall. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Yeah. Shock another one up for the bad guys. And again, if you're not a wrestling fan, you don't understand. If you know, you know. But welcome to the third hour, guys. We do appreciate y 'all hanging out.
Speaker: Uh, what are we doing? Jeff's working on his list. Tony's looking at the merch store. Uh, Mike is eating and I'm sitting here just randomly talking. I'm waiting for you to get done with your intro. No, I don't hire news. We don't do news anymore.
Speaker: We've done away with news. Nice hoodie. Nice hoodie. Is that the first time you're seeing that? I got hoodies. I got female. I got, I got women's hoodies. I got women's shirts. All in that. I love that one. That's one of my favorite ones. Nice hoodie. That is probably the, probably one of my most favorite things that I, that I've created and I do need to order myself one. Yeah.
Speaker: Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we have to pay for our own merch here. Now, something we talked about is he had to make his own. They won't ship international.
Speaker: I tried. I told you, I would ship you one. It's just, I told you how much it's going to cost. I know how much it's going to cost you. And they've got the Sharpie out. It's just like, I'm going to go buy a white hoodie and write, no, this is what else is on the front and then write all my conclusions on the back. Like hoodie, green Sharpie, check. Done.
Speaker: Check mate. So I do actually if I can figure out how to We don't do news anymore You guys are just jealous that you're not creative enough to actually I won't create a motherfucker. Yes, Jeff. That is exactly what it is. I
Speaker: As you talk to the guy that creates all the work at our store. You got it! No, no, no. To actually sew your own shit is what I'm saying.
Speaker: I could sew it, I just don't want to. That's woman's work, you little bitch. Well, here comes the thing. Here comes the rub, okay? You've heard of the say, idle hands are the best playgrounds. The music click did not reflect that of nonsensical nonsense. Yeah. Right, right, right, right. I was hoping it glaze over that mic. I heard what he said, I'm glazing over it. You know we're gonna get a, oh, I know you just didn't say what you just said. Yeah, exactly. We ain't just gonna skip over this.
Speaker: Did just say what you think I just said deal with it Ideas of Glick do not reflect that of nonsensical nonsense Don't even reflect Glick As you've heard the same idle hands on the devil's playground so I have to keep myself busy I
Speaker: It's not my opinion. I don't know why you put that in the rest of baffles me and blows my mind T -shirt you're talking about that's not us
Speaker: So I have a brand new top 10 for you guys tonight. It is movie related. It is the top 10 most historically inaccurate movies ever made.
Speaker: Hey, Joe. Which is like my favorite. I wonder where Braveheart is on this list. You, my friend, are going to go slit your wrist after the end of this podcast. When you hear where... That's one of my big pet peeves of certain things in movies. They're just so inaccurate. Braveheart and Patriot weren't even close. Oh, not even remotely. Yeah. Well, we're going to do...
Speaker: How many are there? We're going to do 13. And I'm going to go ahead and rock through all 13 of them tonight. Well, actually, I take it back. Because nobody's ever heard of the 13th one. We're going to do 12. And there are little synopses that go with each one of them. So number 13 on this list, has anybody ever heard of Apocalyptico? Yes. It was by Mel Gibson.
Speaker: You all three are fucking liars. I've not seen it. I'm serious. But I've heard of it. It actually takes place. It's like huge hunger. God damn, we watch television. We pay attention to commercials. Get to the point.
Speaker: But you didn't watch the movie The movie was fucking wrong is that's what's about the movie
Speaker: My bad. Apparently I was fucking wrong. I apologize. I was fucking wrong because three Stooges have one of the three Stooges have watched it and the other two have apparently seen a goddamn preview. Tony's seen the apocalypse. It was a good. No, I've heard. I've seen the trailer. I haven't watched any of the Life of Pi. Apocalyptica. Apocalyptico.
Speaker: No, it's apocalyptical. Yeah, apocalyptical. Anyways, we're starting at number 12 because we don't care about something that's not American. I'm actually going to skip over everything that's not American.
Speaker: I know it's wrong, but I like that word better.
Speaker: Anyways, number 12 on the list. A nonsensical, nonsense favorite, Mr. Kevin Costner in JFK. The movie is based on the assassination of the president of John F. Kennedy.
Speaker: was loathed by many people for its less than accurate depiction of these tragic events. For starters, the movie focuses more on the conspiracy theories, like the involvement of the mob and who could have benefited from the president's death than the events itself. Of course, everyone has their own theories about what happened. Yeah, everybody has their theories about what happened that day.
Speaker: and why Jack Ruby shot Kennedy, Kennedy's assassin, Lee Harvey Oswald, but at the end of the day, we will simply never know and this movie did not stick to the facts. Lee Harvey Oswald didn't do it. And why is it even on the list that they never know if it was top 10 most inaccurate movies, historical and, yeah, but it just said that they don't even know.
Speaker: Top 10 most historically inaccurate movies ever made. So it's an inaccurate movie about history. It's not right. It's not right. It's not right. It's not right. It's not right, Michael. It's not right, Michael. It's wrong. All right. All right. It's OK. Holy shit. Number 11. Hello, Mel Gibson. How do you do? Uh -oh.
Speaker: The Patriot, another very good movie starring Mel Gibson which is also full of historical inaccuracies. The biggest one being the way that the British soldiers are being portrayed
Speaker: The British are nothing more than cruel, murderous villains, something that is far from the truth and only adds to the drama. Let me let me tell you something. That was actually that part that they said they said a very good movie. It was a hell of a movie. But nonetheless, the British, the British, the book that that is gaslighting the
Speaker: British treatment in the Revolutionary War is very accurate portrayed in that Patriot movie. Well, they're talking about the British soldiers themselves. What was in accurately portrayed? Because having a guy who the bad guy, the bad guy that was in the paper, his real name was Tarly. And being a guy, being a last name so bad because of his cruelty to the American, to the American, to the change his name to Haverington to say face it.
Speaker: Being a guy who lived in Charleston Kind of a big deal during the Revolutionary War and Civil War There was a plantation owner down in Charleston. I believe it was the Middleton family But I could be wrong but the Sun They basically birthed the plantation up into several properties and
Speaker: Gave it to the family and the Sun during the Revolutionary War pretended to be a British sympathizer and when you come in off the when you came in off the ocean on the Ashley River which was named after a Lord in England when you came in you could bring the Ashley River right off the ocean right up to their plantations all the entire property and
Speaker: And he would pretend to be a British sympathizer and get all these British soldiers or whatever. They call them loyalists. Loyalists and whatnot to come to the party and then they would murder them and hang them on the property.
Speaker: Yes. By the water. And I think his name was John. He actually, nobody knows what happened to him, but he mysteriously vanished on a trip from Charleston to Virginia. Nobody knows what happens to him.
Speaker: Yeah, stories like that. But yeah, it's not all bright lights and happy endings. This is a movie coming in at number 10 I've never heard of. Mike, I'm sure you have because it's obscure and it's weird and it's from the 1800s, so I'm sure you've heard of it. It is the private life of Henry VIII.
Speaker: Never heard of it. I like it. It's one of my favorite movies. I watch it all the time. I said I did not. I'm just fucking with you. But the film inaccurately depicts Henry marrying Jane Seymour on the same day as Bolin was beheaded. In reality, Henry only obtained permission to remarry that day, marrying Seymour much later.
Speaker: And if you've seen this movie obviously, you know that it is incredibly Hollywood based but Pearl Harbor
Speaker: Oh yeah. Oh god yes. Oh that was so bad. The fact that Japan did attack Pearl Harbor in the second world. In Pearl Harbor's defense, in the movie Pearl Harbor's defense, everything that happened in the movie happened to someone but not just two dudes. Yes. This is true. So James Seymour was actually her name.
Speaker: No, I'm asking because he said that was the wife that gave him his son So I'm asking was that her historically was that her name? We all know James T Moore's an actress
Speaker: What we're still trying to figure out who Martha is between Batman and um, yes project Adam is a very good movie. I enjoyed it immensely Okay. Oh, okay. Okay. So thank you. Thank you Tina and wicked and I think Betty was in there So thank you guys so not just the actress and that's what I said. She very well could have been the lady's name I didn't know I did not know and clearly these these three guys didn't know but Pearl Harbor the fact that
Speaker: James Seymour was his wife's name and she bared him a son.
Speaker: Mama Glick asked have we seen project Adam is a project Adam Adam project Netflix I'm about to watch that Bring it back bring it back bring it back to the bring it back to the lane. We're in go off on right I'm sorry
Speaker: I did just go. So we're bringing it back to the lane. We're in. We can get back to that in a minute. Let me, let me get through this. We have Pearl Harbor. Number nine, the fact that the jet, that the Japanese or the, or Japan did attack Pearl Harbor in the second world war is pretty much the only thing this movie gets right. And in terms of accuracy, the rest is dramatized coming in at number
Speaker: I have not seen this movie, but not that I'm not to my knowledge I haven't seen this movie, but I do know this movie you 5 7 1 and action You see this face
Speaker: That was a hell of a fucking movie. I'm not lying to you. Like I said, I don't, I don't, I don't know if I, like you said, dude, you want to talk about, dude, you want to talk about on the edge of your fucking seat, not knowing what you're going to do. That's you five, seven, one. Yes. I'm sorry. I apologize. It really did. It rolled the ball up. Well, it says, it says in the, in the synopsis as a action movie. This movie is pretty good.
Speaker: But not as a history lesson. The movie follows American soldiers during World War II as they board the German submarine U -571 to get their hands on the German's enigma cipher machine. For starters, the U -571 was never captured. Secondly, these events happened months before the Americans joined the war.
Speaker: Meaning they had absolutely nothing to do with this in real life. Yes. It was a British operation But stories like that throughout World War two were act Well, there's stories about world war two like the Germans doing chemical nonsense and creating fucking zombie soldiers
Speaker: That's right up there with that's right up there with like hunt for rocktober so yeah, that's
Speaker: That's like right underneath the last one. We may have to send those, because I will be in this one. Amen to that, because I love military movies. Military movies are the reason I joined the military.
Speaker: Yeah, because another one was stability. I like hearing it. Yeah, as far as conspiracy theorists have missed that, and the other thing is that it's historically documented that a lot of people thought that the Nazis, during World War II, were bringing dead soldiers back to life, hence the zombies, to fight the war. Oh, yeah, they believed that shit, because that was the propaganda that Nazi Germany was putting out there. What's going on, Jeremy?
Speaker: Number seven on this list. Again, I'm going to save you guys the hassle. It is an awesome movie. We've all seen it. There's no doubt in my mind, everybody in here and everybody listening has seen this movie. 300. 300. Just recently watched it like two years ago.
Speaker: In real life, King Leonidas and his small army of Spartans did fight against a much higher number of Persians, except there were actually 7 ,000 Spartan soldiers and not the mere 300 people have been led to believe. Another historical inaccuracy is this film
Speaker: is the is the clothes that the soldiers wore. In real life, they would have covered their chest with armor instead of leaving it wide open for attack and for everyone to gaze upon. Obviously, we all knew that. I mean, right off the bat, you know, you're not going to go to war. Yeah, it's like with your. Well, first of all, 300 wasn't necessarily a historical, accurate movie, more or less. It was a comic book movie.
Speaker: because they're true. There was a comic book called Tony. Tony make this point because he says that's going to explode. No, I think Tony and I are thinking the same exact thing. So go ahead, Tony before that movie was made.
Speaker: I had a history class in college. They told that story. I think that movie was pretty fucking accurate outside of whatever they're saying. And that's what we would talk was. There were 300 of them and they fought them off till they did die. Agreed. However, however, the movie 300 is based on the Frank Miller comic 300. But Frank, the Frank Miller comic is based off of the Spartan war.
Speaker: Frank Miller, Frank Miller and accurately wrote it for a comic book. And we all know why, because it's much better to believe that 300 Spartan soldiers fought off 10 ,000 Persians. Oh, no, exactly. Or 100 ,000. It's it's it's it's it's it's because it was a comic book.
Speaker: You would have seen how possible he was Frank Miller. He just ain't got a mason city, correct? Correct. Yeah. So I got that. But let's be clear. I do, Jim. I know you're not complaining about the war. Tina, I know you ain't complaining. Ain't no woman who ever watched 300 complaining about their attire.
Speaker: And I don't care who you are, I don't care what, if you tell me that you was mad at that and it was historically inaccurate and that's not what they were, I'm gonna tell you a goddamn liar because every damn woman, and there was a lot of men that enjoyed that too. That's why there's no men to play about 300 knee.
Speaker: The second one I thought was fucking disrespectful the way they did Oh girl Every right to have all types of vengeance against the motherfuckers
Speaker: I'm gonna go ahead and say this. I thought the second 300 was just disrespectful in general. But it says, but it does understay. After the six pack things, after the six pack. Just for the record, James, I could have one in a month. I dare everybody. I can have one in a month. I'm working on mine. I ain't never had one in my life, but I'm working on it.
Speaker: Give me 30 days. I firmly believe in taking care of your abs like Lego Batman. So that's why I only focus on one app. Anybody put your money up, I can do it. But outside of the shirtless stuff with 300, I just had one that were also
Speaker: Oh yeah, I have a cape. Elephants were not also used on the battlefield. The way the Spartan society is represented in the film is also not historically accurate overall either. Yeah, I don't think they quite did everything that they did in that movie.
Speaker: I mean, a lot of it is exaggerated. Let's see. I don't think they quite think it's a little exaggeration that they just threw their babies onto the rocks at the beginning of the movie. See me put it down, ladies and gentlemen. By the 16th, I will have a six -pack like the 300. Can you all mark that, please? Oh, that's my birthday. Oh, let me go. I'll write that shit down. Can you all mark that, please, for the nonsensical analysis of the broadcast? April 16 is my birthday. So on my birthday, click, you're going to come in here. I'll let you know.
Speaker: Take my name out of that. Tony said that, not me, Michael. Yes, I said it. I will do it myself. James. I don't care. All I'm worried about is dropping weight, thinning down, toning up a little bit. I ain't never had abs in my life. I don't ever plan on having abs in my life. With that being said, in the last two months, in the last two months, my work belt that I wear with my pants every day, in the last two months, I've had to keep punching holes in it. Well, where are we at? March? Two and a half months.
Speaker: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker: Five and a half inches, I've had to cinch my building. Congratulations. That's bigger than my dick.
Speaker: Congratulations. But yes, five and a half inches, I've cinched my work balance. Tina, I begged you to come back. I was one of the biggest ones up here crying for you to come back. I will do this for you. I will do this for you. And they can all tell you. I'm never having a six pack. What else? But if I do have a six pack, hold me to it. If I ever do have a six pack. If I don't do it, I owe you $100. If I ever do have a six pack, just so you guys know, if I ever do have a six pack,
Speaker: From now on, you will never see my face when we do the live broadcast. You will only see myself. Hey, remember that. That is all you'll ever fucking see. Right? That is all you'll see on camera. This is my six -pack. So let me ask a question, too. I don't mean to divert. I know I apologize. We still won't stop doing this shit. Do you want to buy a six -pack? We're all holding time before.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Oh, we're all. Huh? Do you want to buy? I want the money down before I want to buy the 16th. No later than 16th. If it's before, then it's before. OK. And I will do this. Tina, if you don't want the money, I'll give it to Mike. I'm not giving anybody money. I don't know what the possibilities, but right. This shit the fuck down. We're going to do some man shit. We're going to do some man shit. I'm going to put it in this. I'm going to put it in my Star Trek book. Put it right in your Star Trek book. Yes.
Speaker: That's dedication I will do this
Speaker: Anyways, let's get back in the right lane. Coming in at number six. I have never seen this movie. I kind of have an idea what this movie's about. And I'm straight away from it because I don't know if I'm going to like it, but much like U -571, if you guys say dumbass, you got to watch it and my dumbass is going to watch it. All right.
Speaker: Michael's birthday is podcast day. We had Jeff's birthday on podcast day. My birthday last year was not on podcast day. It was like the day after podcast day or some day before I will fucking do this. But coming in at number six is Ben Affleck in Argo.
Speaker: I've never seen it. I've not seen it yet. I never saw that movie. I heard it was good. Okay. So we're all the same. But I've never seen it. Yeah. But it says, uh, many liberties were taken in the making of this movie. Something many people who were involved in the real life events have pointed out themselves. The premise of the movie. Okay. So we're getting kind of an idea of what the movie's about. Uh, the premise of the movie in which the CIA established is a fake movie production complete with a full script and ads and a variety
Speaker: in variety and the Hollywood Reporter in order to rescue six Americans stranded in post -revolutionary Iran or Iran, however you want to pronounce it, is very much true. The most criticized part of the film is how they represent the involvement of motherfuckers. Put them back on the list, Michael. Move them up. All right.
Speaker: Fucking Canada. I'm putting this in my red notebook. The representation of Canada's involvement. Canada? Move them up. Move them up one spot on the list. All right. It should be just above Boston. Hold on. We have to reevaluate the list. What's this list we have? We have kangaroos is number one, right?
Speaker: Yeah, Kangaroos is number one. They're just a bunch of whoever... Thanks, Chris. It's gonna fight, Tony. All right, number two, bears. Bears are number one. Canada is a reserve because Canada knows better, but every once in a while they get drunk on maple syrup and we have to remind them. Number three should know... Is number three a giraffe? No, it's a moussis. No, moussis. It's a moussis. It's a moussis. Yes. Moussis.
Speaker: Number four. That's true. Tina says, how's Texas not? No, number four. Number four is Texas. Yeah, Moose is on. Number five is the Boston accent and the Boston sports teams. Can I fight an accent? I still haven't got an answer to that. Can I fight an accent?
Speaker: Let's say somebody that has a really thick accent. Let's call it that. Tony's ready to roll on Boston with me. Yes, I am. Number six. Number six is Canada. Canada at this moment in time takes Boston's place. Is it both of Boston accent? Yeah. Number seven is Florida? I don't have no problems with Florida. No, it's Texas. I'm okay with Florida.
Speaker: I ain't got no problem with Texas for real. I don't. All right. Watch out for Boston. Is that it? That's good. OK. So yeah. So currently, currently, currently, Boston is just a little bit. We only have six. We only have six, right? That's all we need. Yeah. I'm not president yet. Once I become president, then the list gets bigger. Well, that's gold. President is gold. Well, yeah. Then we hire somebody when I become president that literally yells at me.
Speaker: Yeah. He yells at me at least 30 times a day not to push the button. I mean, because the button I push. I want that job. I want that job, Betty. No, you can't have that job, because you can't have that job, Jeff, because you'd be like, you're not going to push the button. Push the button, you pussy. Go ahead and push the button. Come on. You want me to push the button? Betty, you don't have a job. You couldn't push that button if you wanted to. I'll throw you a gun you won't. No, you won't. Goodbye.
Speaker: Goodbye, North Korea. How are you? I fix all the rules. That's my job as vice president to sit there and go, don't push the button, Chris. I just call him every hour. Hey, I'm in my office. Don't push the button. I don't know if I like how that sounds actually, um, Jodi.
Speaker: Yeah, you got the answer for me last week fucker James I've taught your ass to listen
Speaker: I'll touch your ass unless of last week. All right, number five. Number five, and I love this movie. I've watched this movie a million times, and I don't care if it's inaccurate or not. It's got one of my favorite actors in it, and I do love this movie. Number five, The Last Samurai. Oh, God. Yeah, I love that. I couldn't get into it. I liked it, but it wasn't. I think it's a good movie. It's a decent movie, yeah. It's a great movie. But The Last Samurai is...
Speaker: You know what? Actually, yeah. Now that I'm thinking it, yeah, you're not wrong. 100%. So is Avatar. There's a bunch of movies like that. They're all just... Yeah. Well, this is like Harry Potter, the same thing as Batman. Harry Potter is the same thing as Star Wars. And so is Star Wars. And so is Star Wars. You're stuck in your white sabers. And Star Wars and Harry Potter are Batman. With Richard Chamberlain.
Speaker: Number seven on the list aliens I wish they would because the first phone call I make is Will Smith
Speaker: That motherfucker dropped a cold -ass line on them aliens. He punched that bitch right in the face. Welcome to Earth. Welcome to Earth. Yeah, but he didn't come back from the sequel, so fuck him. Yeah, but no, we're still calling. But he did. They didn't want to bet him on that one. They didn't want to bet three men in black movies. He fought the aliens three different, four times. All right, so aliens. Yeah. Aliens. Plus, he's Hancock. We just got to keep him away from that whore. Otherwise, he loses his powers. And he's deadshot, too.
Speaker: I wouldn't call her a whore, but yeah. She's a whore. She's a power stealing whore. She did dude with her. She married Jason Bateman. Come on. She married Jason Bateman. Boom.
Speaker: Kind of hug him and feel sorry for him. Yeah
Speaker: Yeah. You can hug him. Put him on my list. Put him on my list. Put him on my list. I'll beat the breaks off that dude. You know what? If Jeff wants Jason Bateman on his list, put Jeff on my list. Jason. Coming in at number four. I'm sorry, baby. I didn't make this list. Don't be mad at me. We're coming in at number four. Gladiator.
Speaker: Oh you knew that was going to be on the list. That was a false you know. But I didn't expect it to be this high. It was good. Gladiator is a very... Gladiator is a very entertaining movie. She said what? I didn't make the list. Is Jeff so honest?
Speaker: Yes, Jeff is still on the list. I was born on that list. He threatened to do harm to Jason Bateman. He's on the list. Actually, just put him number four on the list. He's literally the one guy I think that I can look at Jason Bateman and go, I can kick that dude's ass. Really? I'm going to be standing in front of it.
Speaker: I'm gonna be standing in front of him holding a laid out kangaroo, a bear, and a moose, saying you gotta get through me first, Jeffrey. I'm sorry, I'll sweep the leg. I will pull a fucking Johnny Lawrence on you.
Speaker: Number four on the list is gladiator gladiator is a very entertaining movie, which it is. I I know it's
Speaker: Jody wanted it is Jody's favorite movie. I love the movie myself. It's not one of them. Yeah, you know, but it is filled with historical inaccuracies like the idea.
Speaker: of an emperor could have given imperial power to an army general, completely unthinkable. The relationship between the emperor and his son, Commodus, Commodus is also not accurately depicted because the real Commodus never killed his father. And I know I probably said his name all wrong and I apologize. And if you have to yell at me when we talk later, that's fine. Not you, not you.
Speaker: I'm talking to Jodie because, like I said, this is her favorite movie. So he never killed his father to take the throne and was actually co -ruler with his father until his father's death. Speaking of death, the real communist wasn't killed by Russell Crowe's maximus, iridius, decimus, whatever. The guy had more names than a goddamn Mexican.
Speaker: The views and opinions of one Glick does not reflect that of a nonsensical nonsense. Jeff, am I wrong? I have to give props to Chris for that because I live in Mexico and Mexico's got some long names.
Speaker: It's just because they got to carry the family here with it. Yes. Yeah. The views of every Mexican also woke up. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's the truth. I live here. James James. But Maximus was instead murdered in his bath 12 years after the ascension to the throne. So anyways.
Speaker: Coming in at number three. Hey, Disney, how you doing? I'm surprised you're not on here in all 10 of them. Like all of them. Yeah, because all of them. You know what? I'm going to do something a little bit different. I'm going to do something a little bit different. Different for you guys. It's the Lion King, isn't it? I'm going to ask you guys what you think number three is. It's a Disney movie. Oh, shit. Live action. The latter. Pirates of the Caribbean. Tony, you're wrong.
Speaker: You're wrong again. You only get one guess. Calm down. No, no, no, no. You're wrong. You've seen a lot of Disney movies. It's a cartoon. All of you. You only get one goddamn guess. Otherwise, you'll be here all night. It should be a lie. It's not a lie. It's not a lie. You're wrong. No. No shit. Michael, you're wrong. Pocahontas. Jeffrey? I have no clue. I have no clue. It's Pocahontas. OK. Well, it is Pocahontas, but your second choice doesn't. Yeah. Disney.
Speaker: Loves to embellish stories. Understandably so. If you want to ruin your weekend, Google the true story of Pocahontas. But yes. You're really going to criticize the goddamn talking tree in Pocahontas.
Speaker: I'm saying there was no. At the end of the day, at the end of the day, I don't even need to read the synopsis. At the end of the day, basically, Pocahontas in real life was sold into sex slavery. Yeah, pretty much. She was passed around more times than the cigarette. She didn't meet her, Prince Charming and John Smith. He didn't whisk her away and give her, no, she was sold into sex slavery.
Speaker: No, she did. But she was also passed around like Thanksgiving hams. Y 'all ain't shit. That's disrespectful.
Speaker: That's a true goddamn story. It's not a matter of disrespectful or not. That is true. The only thing accurate about that movie was the fact that she fell on top of John Smith so they didn't kill him. That's the only thing. No, it's just never met her. I remember everything else was wrong. They were married, but she was stolen. She was taken.
Speaker: She was 14, she was stolen, and she was taken, and then yes, she was basically just passed around. So yes, at the end of the day. Like, for a buck, you could go in there and do whatever you wanted. That's fucked up, mm -hmm. Company number two! Company number two, I could... And what did Desi do? Added a singing tree and made it fun. You were hung up on that singing tree.
Speaker: You really are. Company number two. Hey, Michael. Yes, sir. You and your dress wearing ass. I hope you enjoy number two. That's a kill. Murray Hart. Well, I knew that. Mel Gibson strikes again on this. Well, I know. He is a very good movie, which follows William Wallace, a 13th century Scottish warrior who begins a revolt against King Edward I of England.
Speaker: is full of historical inaccuracies such as heavily altered timeline as well as inaccurate battle scenes as The film depicts armies have haphazardly Running into the enemy rather than actual tactical warfare. The movie also sees the Scotsman wearing their famous skill kilts just 300 years too early
Speaker: Coming in at number one
Speaker: I have never seen this movie. I don't ever care to see this movie. I don't even know why this is on the list because I don't know how anybody knows if this is historically accurate and or not. But 10 ,000 B .C. historians. I thought that was made out of farce.
Speaker: Yeah. No, no, no. That was your one. You're thinking you're one. Okay. You said 10 thought he said that your one popped in my head. Fucking that movie cracks me up.
Speaker: Yeah, so 10 ,000 BC is the most historically inaccurate movie ever. That alone should warrant this movie's place on this list. The movie showcased many inventions and concepts that were created much later, like the use of steel
Speaker: which actually came along in 1800 B .C. in cities thousands of years before agriculture, which wasn't even a thing, not to mention the use of mammoths to build monuments. Again, I mean, outside of the steel thing, how do you? Yeah, exactly. It should have put Braveheart at number one.
Speaker: You know how I hate you coming my broadcast and put crazy shit in the comments look at this motherfucker You know what you know what I'm doing to James right now. I'm giving James the J treatment
Speaker: Just so you know, acknowledge, don't engage. He's bored, I can tell, Jesus Christ.
Speaker: have candy stuck in my leg. Yes. Do not do not do not look at this shit. This motherfucker is I can tell when he puts the wrong shit in his dance smoothies. But this is how he acts. No, it's already out. It's already out. They're going to be like, OK, I believe him after he fucking does it. Unbelievable. Yeah. Unbelievable. No, you're fine. Hold on. No. OK, first and foremost, James, you never have to delete anything in here.
Speaker: No, we're not. We're not. We really want we really all want to see him. Yeah, we're not broadcast. We just have a rule for Jay. Money, man, Jay, monkey, man, Jay, Jay, NYC, whatever you want to call him.
Speaker: He's got more personalities and then fucking what's his nuts and split James McAfee How ripped was McAvoy as the beast fuck
Speaker: I can't believe that Mackleboy grew like eight inches and put on a hundred pounds and he was ripped as the beast. That was insane. Apparently somebody has never heard of CGI.
Speaker: No, no. I mean, no, the beast was a monster. That was not really James McAvoy. Do the same thing he did and grow like six branches. Yeah, no shit. I'm trying to figure out how to make that right. The podcast symbol. Touch my dreams, dick. Who's the podcast symbol? Jesus Christ, just fucking touch my dreams. I don't know what the hell. I don't know how to do it.
Speaker: Yeah, I can put you on a stretcher and stretch you out six more inches. No, there's actually a way. Can I get a penis stretcher at Home Depot? I went right next to the board stretchers. I've seen the videos of the bunks up here, though, and you're not trying that. That's scary. You ever want to fuck with your kids? You ever want to fuck with your kids? Pulling the whole people and have them ask somebody that works there for a board stretcher.
Speaker: watch the look on their face when they find out it's like sending them an auto zone for blinker fluid it's hilarious way to go tina way to go thank you tina no there is a way where you can actually gain up to three inches in height
Speaker: Uh -oh. You're in trouble. Oh, she said Christopher! You're in trouble. What'd you do? She used your first name. You're in trouble. You did something. You know what you did. That's not what it says in the chatters box. She says Christopher!
Speaker: That's probably exactly how she sounds too. I didn't do any of the whole work. We sorry. My bad. Don't, don't blame me. I'm already in his room. I ate half of my dinner. The other half of my dinner sitting over there waiting for me to warm it up. I got Taco Bell tonight, baby.
Speaker: Lord knows I can use one Tina talking not taking me Yeah, I'm not going to a new beach with you. You're gonna be smiling too much. Fuck that Don't worry. Turn your black out the fucking Sun. I will do you want me some sunblock if you go to my back on purpose?
Speaker: Tony why are you standing in that attention there's 35 dudes here and no chicks
Speaker: Who wants to be my Machi Cheetah tonight, you motherfucker? James is going to be the first one. You're never going to live that now. I don't know what he is, but I'll be your Machi Cheetah. No. Well, we're going to start singing Ricky Martin and everything to Tony.
Speaker: Much of hot humans
Speaker: Well, I mean, there are no words. I'm sorry. There's just no words. There's going to be, if we do it at 96 degrees, it's going to be hot. Well, we'll, we'll, we'll play. Congratulations. I'm sorry. You're back in Ohio. That's unfortunate.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm kidding. No, it's unfortunate because it's Ohio and you're here and Ohio sucks. I have four reasons to be in Ohio and none of them has to do with the weather. Tina, I ought to save that comment just because you hate that you take it.
Speaker: Wait a minute. What did I miss? What did I miss? Very well. Listen, it wouldn't even let you fix it. Oh. You see what she said? Yeah, I just did see that. Can anybody say Freudian slip? They're naming everything. Somebody's getting grounded.
Speaker: Yes, unfortunately people do still live in Ohio.
Speaker: She had a job that paid 30 and 65 an hour. I ain't mad. You should have pulled overtime with that bad boy. Did he push the button? That fucker pushed the button. That fucker pushed the button again. He probably called his mom. You pushed the button again, didn't you? You pushed the button again. Calling his mom is in trouble. Did you push the button? No, I think he refreshed the screen. Oh, OK. Guess what I did. Because if he would have hit the button, we would all drop. Guess what I did. Guess what I did. You pushed the button. I hit a button.
Speaker: That's only the third time I hit a button. All I did was refresh my page. Okay.
Speaker: I was trying to play it. Because if he would have hit the button, we would all drop. No, he could come back in. He could stop and come back in, just like that. Oh, really? Well, it did happen. So when that happened, I did not hit the button. That was my computer. It completely froze up. Jeff, you weren't here for that. I think that was last Wednesday. My computer froze up and shut down. And I was just listening to that today, actually. So my computer froze, locked up.
Speaker: But Tony and Mike could still hear me and we were all doing what we were doing. And then my computer shut down. My computer shut down and then it restarted and came back on.
Speaker: And so I just listened to that episode today. I just listened to that episode today. There was no interruption. It was perfect. Like nothing ever happened, much like just now. And me and Tony were on it. So technically, at the end of the day, I've only hit the button twice.
Speaker: I'm going to let the audience decide, because last week was three, today was four. Yeah, my vote said he hit the button. Well, it's clicks world, and I let you fuckers live in it, so nobody gets to decide other than me. Nobody said four. Somebody doesn't like to be wrong. Somebody feels butt hurt, and they hit the button. First of all, I did not hit the button this time. That was actually, I was trying to.
Speaker: The only thing we're going to say is for first, first and foremost, I am way too tall, Tony. I have a full ass grown beard. So you're a wookie. And I could never be your machichi. I will cuddle you, but I will never be your machichi. I will cuddle the shit out of you. You can't get away from me. Tony. Hey, says Michael. Michael. Number number number number two.
Speaker: Number two on the list. Bear. Put put in parentheses. Brown Bear Tony. I'm going to make him. I'm going to I'm going to arrest. I'm going to make him there and put it. Put it in parentheses for me. Kodiak Glick. This Kodiak Glick is going to make. I'll make you a list, Tony. Yeah. This this Kodiak Glick is going to is going to make is going to force cuddle the shit out of that brown bear Tony.
Speaker: You can't get away from me. Listen, listen. I'm going to reinvent your Leonardo DiCaprio ass. You said brown bear, you bastard. God damn. Brown bear, not brown Tony. Jesus Christ. You're so fucking straight. You're trying not to, ain't you?
Speaker: Just put Brown Bear versus Brown Bear Tony. Listen, Brown Bear Tony versus Kodiak Blake. It's so easy. I can't help you. In a cuddle fight. In a cuddle fight. Where's the big spoon? Tony's going to be my little spoon whether he likes it or not. I got a little map. I got a little map. True map in there. Georgia to Ohio. Here's a map.
Speaker: Brown Bears are only under bears.
Speaker: Tony, do you want anybody else on your list? Because right now, you and Jeff only have one. You got to put me down with the fight on Boston. I'm with you all on that one. James Shaw. Tony's my tag team partner. We're going to take on Boston. Boston, anything else? I'm down with Tony. Bite the pillow, Tony. Yeah, Benny calls me numb nuts all the time.
Speaker: Yes it does. Tony's gonna be a little spoon whispering what back at me. You little shit. I can't go with you. Chill, don't let them go. Cody had Glick. Cody had Glick. Cody had Glick. I can't quit you. I don't see nothing wrong. What a little fucking way. I just thought there was homosexual shit.
Speaker: Knock, knock, knock in their boots. That sounds sexual. I just tried to cut it. I don't want to have sexual. I did not have sexual. Yeah, there's nothing gay in cuddling. No, there is. You ever see without a paddle when it was under the roof, he said nobody would ever know about this. Don't worry, that's his lucky RDD. Tony, that's his lucky RDD too that's poking him.
Speaker: Hell no. That movie is funny as hell. Is there a number 3? Tony? No, that's it for right now. For your list? Okay. Okay. And Jeff is still that one. That's why I can't win the title. I'm sorry. I have not tried that shit. Get the fuck out of here. What's that? Jeff is a terrible cuddler by the way.
Speaker: There's a reason, I figured there's a reason why you two are divorced. There's a lot of reasons why we're divorced. That just happens to be Chris's default. It's because he doesn't cuddle. He doesn't cuddle.
Speaker: I'm like, bring your little ass over here. No, no, no, no. So then I got to go, so then I got to go full mortal combat on him. Get over here.
Speaker: You don't have a note on square with me this is my square I own this
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Speaker: Alright. That's fine. Jeff quit, Jeff quit, quit cigarettes. I quit Jeff. No, there's too many G's and J's. I have a mental disability. What's yours? I quit Jeff. First and foremost, don't get interested.
Speaker: I said Jeff. Jeff, you no longer complete me. Jeff's like, you had me a hello. And I'm like, bye, bitch. Wow. Yes. Wow. And I throw empty beer cans at him.
Speaker: But you clearly got what he wanted out of the relationship, and then he was done with them. That's clearly what it was. I tried to love him much. I really did. Jeff's over here in the position going.
Speaker: Why did I become friends with this giant grizzly bear? Cody, why did I become friends with Cody at Glick? Where's my happy place? Where's some bitches from no tricycles? Look at that, little cuddles right there.
Speaker: I don't need you. **** around. **** around and find out.
Speaker: Jesus Christ. What's the funniest about that picture is the picture of Mike on it. It's like he's like watching. What the fuck are these things we're doing? You know, and that's the part is you picked the picture. You said the picture. I know. I know what you got the picture from. There's the full picture for anybody watching. I didn't pick the picture. Mike and Jeff made the picture. That's not it. Well, look, you changed it around. You changed it around. That's the one that I plan on posting.
Speaker: This is the original. You put Tony in the middle like an Oreo. Put Tony in the back of the bus. Son of a bitch. The problem is the pictures that I have, they all cut everybody off of the shoulders and the waist. So I tried to make it so it doesn't look like that.
Speaker: You did put him way up and away from everybody. You put him way out there! It's the app that I use. It's called Gridart. Hey Jeff. It automatically, when you pick the pictures, it puts them anywhere. Jeff, hashtag BLM. Yeah, well. No, they're in trouble right now. I don't, I'm not. The hashtag will find them forever. The hashtag will find them forever.
Speaker: what kind of forever easy. I wonder what kind of **** y 'all easy. Call me. Call me **** you. I'm going to hang out. I'm going to hang out with the old boy's sister. I ain't hanging out with nobody. I want to. They got cool **** I want to play with. I want to push all the buttons. I want to push the buttons.
Speaker: No, you know what I want? I want that shit where she threw it on the car, or dude threw it on the car, and she's able to drive from her fucking office. I want that. Because I will literally have you guys just throwing that shit on every car you see. I don't know. I was kind of a big fan of the sneakers. Those aren't kind of dope. The sneakers, what? From Back to the Future?
Speaker: No, the sneakers from the movie of Black Panther. Jesus Christ. All I gotta say is, oh boy, come around, what the fuck around, and think he's gonna become the king of Wakanda. I'll beat the brakes off that son of a bitch. Yeah, he was supposed to get his ass flipped. I'm not gonna lie. Don't you worry. Hey, hey, hey, Black Panther, I got this.
Speaker: I don't know. Killmonger was a badass motherfucker. I beat the brakes off of Killmonger. And Michael B. Jordan did his thing. He did. You know what? I did not want to be a fan because I had this feeling where it was like, oh, he's famous because of his dad. But he did drop it pretty good.
Speaker: Who the hell is Michael B. Jordan's dad? Who the hell is my favorite upcoming new actor? Michael Jordan? No. Michael B. Jordan. No, it's not. Oh, I thought it was. Are you f - That was my assumption. No. You know what happens when you make assumptions? You make an - You make an answer to yourself. Why - Why was it Michael Jordan's, uh, dad? Because they're black. It's fucked up, dad. No, because his last name's Jordan, you dick.
Speaker: Y 'all racist? Why'd you guys go to the back there? I didn't go back there. I said, dude, his guy's name is Jordan. And his name first name is Michael. I'm assuming Jordan. Do you want to see what I go through on this podcast, man? Do you really think everybody's in this podcast? I don't think so, Junior. That's the fourth fucking creature reference on this podcast alone. Do you just know everybody with the last name of Blake is related to me? Tony just goes through this whole podcast going, damn.
Speaker: Jesus. We'll explain what I mean. We'll cover the enemy. We'll figure out productions. Look at Glick's face.
Speaker: This is your world order. I follow my four people on Facebook because their last name is Glick. I said they must be related. I'm still blown away. I'm still mystified by the fact that you really thought that Michael B. Jordan was Michael Jordan's son. So you just automatically assume. You just automatically assume. So everybody who has a last name Glick is automatically my family. Here's the thing. Dude's first name is Michael. Last name is Jordan. I assumed Junior.
Speaker: You know the guy who owns the Carolina Panthers? You understand the guy who owns the Carolina Panthers? Or whatever, his name is Chris Glink? Whatever, it's all the same. Nobody cares. They're all irrelevant. It's actually a different sport. But if he followed me on Facebook, I'm like, he must be related to Chris.
Speaker: Yeah, I don't know if we have the same first name, but we had the same last name. Listen, listen, listen. Jeff's name is Jeff Hawk. That means he's related to Tony Hawk. Tony Hawk. That's right. Fuckin' A. Tony Hawk. Apparently Tony Hawk is Jeff's dad. He's also related to a man called. My marriage.
Speaker: Oh shit. But that was always my assumption. I didn't realize I was wrong. I've never looked it up. Oh, you're where there's two Vanessa Williams that are active world and they're not related to, just so you know. And then you had to... I didn't know there was two. Did you fact check the lid on that one? No, I didn't know. I just had to fact check it. And then you still fact checked it. You just said you had to look it up. I didn't fact check nobody. Did you say that you just had to look it up?
Speaker: No, I said I've never looked up. Oh, OK. I've never looked up. I've never looked it up. I just automatically assumed because his name's Michael Jordan. I was like, oh, he must be a junior. No, Michael B. Jordan. He knows why it's the whole Michael Jordan. Oh, yeah. Let me see if you had a headache. In the hip hop world, there are two Dr. Dre's, and no, they're not related. I did not know that.
Speaker: And also, just for the reference, there are two M &Ms. One is a wrapper and the other is a candy, and they are not the same either. No, I thought he got his name from the candy. Okay, he went... No, he didn't! Because it's canon! He went there, I mean... That was you! That's all you!
Speaker: I could be here all day. I did not know that. I could be here all day. Tina, I have fun doing this shit. This is why I'm here.
Speaker: Oh, shit. So I'm writing I'm writing a book called Reasons Why Glick Drinks. And this conversation is leading into the book. Do I have my own chapter?
Speaker: You are 90 % of the book. First of all, don't give him that much credit. Trust me. You're 75 % of the book. I only got 10. This conversation is a new chapter all together. Man. Yes. You are the star. You said because of the star. No, trust me, you are not the star. Trust me. By no means are you not the star.
Speaker: You have a couple chapters, Michael, but you are not the star by any means. They can have the same name. They can look the same. That doesn't mean they're related. Just for the record. Look at the same. Michael B. Jordan looks nothing like Michael Jordan. They have the same skin color and that is it.
Speaker: That is like every click you ever come across in your life. For the most part. Dude, if you want me clicks, hit me up on fucking Facebook. I'm like, that must be him. That must be family. And are they white? Some of them. But do they look like me?
Speaker: You have totally disrespected a t -shirt you're wearing just so you know
Speaker: You're right. Completely. What the **** Falcon is pissed off at you right now. Ain't nobody cares about Falcon. He's pissed off at you right now. He sat back and made you sleep on the couch for this **** Just so you know, okay? You have your cousin in the dog house. What the **** **** I own two pair of Nikes. I don't know about Michael Jordan but I do have I do have
Speaker: I don't own any quote unquote Jordans, but I do have as, as, as the guys pointed out last earlier this week, as the guys pointed out last week, I was wearing a Michigan shirt with the Jordan emblem on it.
Speaker: Yeah, and we gave you shit for it cuz you were talking shit. I don't own I don't own I don't I don't own anything. You did not know Michael B. Jordan was not related to Michael Jordan. The public service announcement, I don't own anything that is remotely related to anything. Just let him keep on thinking that. Just next time, you know, Chris, Chris. Hey, if you guys wouldn't have said anything, I've thought of my whole life cuz I never thought to look it up. Chris Pawn, ask your shit, please. From now on, ask your shit.
Speaker: We do not want you walking around Mexico. Shame on you. Yeah, you should definitely ask this in private chats and not in a recorded opinion. This is why we have a private chat. I know, I'm stupid. There's six -pack coming after this broadcast. Oh, my God. This motherfucker. I'm halfway there.
Speaker: That's gonna be a description of this show. Michael B. Jordan is apparently the son of Michael Jordan. Oh, yes. His father isn't Michael A. Jordan. Michael Jordan's grandson's gonna be Michael C. Jordan. Oh, shit.
Speaker: Shit, okay. We needed this you're writing. I needed this shit to oh my god. This motherfucker He said he's famous because of his dad. That was it The retro threes I did see that would job her Friday James I do want to play I ain't gonna lie. I like the please in the force. Oh You missed him. You know what's more fucked up than anything right now, Jeff. I
Speaker: that you're this upset about something as a small mistake. Outside of the fact that I had to get another beer because of you. You know what's more fucked up than anything? Yeah. Is 99 % of the time, I will be the first one that has your back. I'll be the first one to stick up for you. And I could not in any way shape and or form try to, try to,
Speaker: Justifying my head to stick up for you at this point No way I could stick up for you You know, for example watch your fucking mouth father and son and I was right
Speaker: Wait a minute, you know Michigan Michigan Michigan Michigan Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm ready to roll. Yeah
Speaker: She's like, excuse me? Hold on a second. Three things that we don't. Okay. Okay. I totally read that wrong. Well, fuck the Dodgers first and foremost. We are fucking strong. There's so many goddamn Wolverines fans. Tina, I got to say motherfucker them in John Wayne. Well, you ain't getting a date now.
Speaker: I know. I'm sorry. Well, now Tony's disowned. So if you're being disowned, Tony. I'm a public enemy fan. What am I supposed to say? What the hell's that got to do with John Wayne or being a Dodgers fan? Fight the power. The Dodgers ain't got no problem with it. University of Michigan ain't got no problem with John Wayne. Apparently he's fucked up.
Speaker: Tony Tony Tony I can fix it. Trust me
Speaker: I will say my bad too now. I'm sorry. I read that wrong and I thought you were shit done on Michigan. No. So I read that wrong. My bad. I do apologize. You all got fucked up about what Jeff said. Yeah, we're all we're all kind of in a bad space right now.
Speaker: Any of our transgressions or anything we say and or do wrong. Blame Jeff. Blame Jeff. I'm gonna take care of Tina. I'm gonna take care of Tina. Blame Jeff for that one. He's just showing off his sweet new hat. That's all he's doing. No, I'm actually reading tanks places from work because they're still coming in.
Speaker: Text messages from his boyfriend. You sound jealous. Yeah, he does. Who sounds jealous? You. No, I'm not jealous. I get to cuddle with my brown bear.
Speaker: Whether he likes it or not. Oh, my God. You have a Kodiak. Oh, my God. I'm so sick. I will. I'm going to be a Kodiak. I'm going to be a Kodiak paw print on my shoulder. Yup. Across my chest like a real gangster that I am, it's going to be like Kodiak Glick. So on that logic, all Indian people with the last name. Yeah, exactly, James.
Speaker: Acknowledge. Don't engage. Well, apparently because Tony is Cherokee and my, because I was an orphan and I have no parents and Joanne felt pity on me and Joanne felt pity on me and she adopted me and she's part Cherokee and Tony's part Cherokee. He's my dad. So apparently, according to Jeff's logic, we're all, we're all correct here. I wasn't doing that.
Speaker: Technically, we're all... I saw something the other day, and it kind of blew my mind. If you go back, you know, think of this. You have four grandparents, correct? Biologically, yes. Biologically. And they each have four grandparents, correct? Yeah. Biologically. That's eight, yes. Go back 36 generations for everybody. We're all related.
Speaker: Oh, listen to Jane Elliott. We are all 30th and 40th cousins. Yep. So fuck you. They are related. Yes. Good comeback. I rest my chains. Come here, bitch. So just so you guys know, I'm catching shit currently on Snapchat. Not for me. You're right, James. Yes, mama. No, not for me. We Cherokee. I am not Cherokee.
Speaker: I'm Blackfoot. Me and Mama Glick, we cherish it. But I'm an orphan and I was adopted because they felt bad for me.
Speaker: Which means the tribes get a little... You know, but that's fucked up. It explains a lot. Because I actually believe that sob story. And I'm sorry for you. It wasn't a sob story! That was a story you fucking made up! Like Jeff making up Uncle B Jordan and Michael Jordan and father and son! It was literally something that you couldn't have understood with it! Way worse than the fucking bike you joined! And parent... and... rescue you! All you heard was Mrs. Bob died, and you...
Speaker: You created this whole thing that - You fabricated - Yeah, you fabricated an entire fucking story! It was all in your head! I never once said that I was an orphan and I was adopted! You did! Those words never came out of my mouth! You never adopted it! You said - No, you said I was adopted! Tina, please forgive me, Tina.
Speaker: And I'm gonna take it to dinner anywhere you want to go my mom died like 12 years ago, please The woman who gave me birth died almost 12 years ago Tina my dad
Speaker: I told you, Tina. I was just going to have to do a health lesson here. My dad injected his seed into my mother. He's still alive, and he's remarried and been with his wife for 30 years. That's a long time. Which is Joe. I was never an orphan. I'm not adopted. I had parents my entire life. You just said you were an orphan.
Speaker: You said I wasn't an orphan. You said it. He was quoting you, Michael. You said it, and I believed it. Because no one would lie about that shit. Sometimes I wish I was a fucking orphan. You said it as sympathy. And I clearly got adopted by the wrong goddamn family, because I wish Mr. Fucking Moneybags McGee would have come and adopted me at the orphanage. I know, right? That was awesome.
Speaker: The sun will come out. TMI! That's your fun dollar. If you do change the gender on Orphan Annie, it becomes a creepy movie. Please so. May I have some milk? If you don't think about it, it becomes creepy. If Annie becomes a good one, it's like Orphan Batman. You don't be sorry, Joe. It's not you, trust me, because you had no choice in the matter. Well, you just came into it.
Speaker: the actual family, I wish I would have been adopted away from them. She had a choice, she could have rejected you, but she decided to raise you as her own anyways. Well... That's her fault.
Speaker: Maybe she should be trying to... That's on her! That's on her! Don't let me join you! That's on you! But anyways... That's probably the sad part. Unlike most normal childhoods, she chose you. She said fuck you together!
Speaker: Thank you
Speaker: Back to where I was going. So I got yelled at on Snapchat. Jody said, so I guess you're done with me. And I was like, wait, what are we talking about? And she's like, you got Tony, now you're a brown bear. First and foremost, first and foremost, Tony can never replace you. And I ain't trying to just for the record. He's just my side. He's just my side bitch.
Speaker: Well, if you buy her dinner, you got to buy me dinner.
Speaker: I don't know that I don't know that Joe's ever really cussed in here at all Jeff
Speaker: He said fuck you Jeff. Fuck you Jeff. Straight up. Hashtag fuck you Jeff. No fuck you school. There's a t -shirt we need. Don't go for a given. I don't buy that t -shirt. You got knocked the fuck out. You're not the fuck out yet.
Speaker: Oh my god. I'll take that. We got to aim this shit. We got to aim this shit. I got to work in the morning. Oh my god. Yeah, me too. What's your late 30? My time is up. There goes Helen. Helen pops up. 35, 40 minutes late after we talked about her area. I'll make it more hot dogs when I'm loose. Right? Yeah, we're all talking about. Oh, wow. How long it was. I'm going to buy something better about that. That's a whole meal. Oh, I like that.
Speaker: Hot dogs and ramen. It depends on the brand of hot dog though. Helen, you got to go back about an hour. We talked about Scotland. It was pretty good. Hot dogs and ramen. My kids would. Yeah, yeah, I know. Jeff is over here being a diva. It depends on the hot dog. No, I'm serious.
Speaker: Well, we talked about one of your favorite movies that came that originated about Scotland and how it has to be Vienna Vienna for me. Oh, no
Speaker: Chicago I like to I like I don't have to be on a sausage is here is rosin no no it's a begin a hot dog not a sausage same those are Things like you know um the hot dog which is me and a beef You talk about have you ever been to America like a real quick question like honestly I'm just curious
Speaker: Oh, she said we all talk about Scotland. We weren't talking about Scotland. We did. I know she came in late all hot and ready to fucking piss on everybody. Don't engage. Listen to the show. Don't engage. Jesus Christ.
Speaker: Good lord. What are you talking about, Skylon? We were talking about a fucking move. Oh! Eleanor said Nathan's has weird parts in them. It's you. Boy, you spelled Twat wrong, but. That's great. Oh my god. I got to end this fucking show. Yeah, we got to get going. I got to get these kids up in. I got to go finish my dinner, call my girlfriend, because I'm not single.
Speaker: Hanging out on haps, flirting with everything with it. Yeah. Yeah. Or vagina. Tony's like, Tony's like, it's got a pulse. Tony's like, it's got a pulse and a heartbeat. I'm going to flirt with him. I mean, where do I sign up?
Speaker: Well, that's how you spell twat. He's with an A. You started. You started. She came in late. I didn't start anything. I didn't start anything. No living room. Mama Glick is like, but we're having fun. We are. We are having fun, but I also got to get up at 4 o 'clock in the morning. I got to get up at 3 .30. I ain't even going to bed at 2. I got to get up at 5. Shut up, Joe. If I don't go to bed at 2, I don't wake up till 10. I believe Joe said it best.
Speaker: Fuck you, Jeff. You're right. Fuck you, Jeff. I got help a little. I've worked from my house. It's not my fault that I'm awesome.
Speaker: I'm gonna tell Kevin and Michelle both of them I'd be like now make sure you put
Speaker: Two Legos on every step, every single day. Michelle has like a doll house and a farm house. And there's a, there's a Power Rangers. Don't come in with a combative attitude. But anyways, that is the end of the show. We got to wrap this shit up. I gotta go. I gotta, I'm going to go finish my dinner. I'm going to go make a phone call because again,
Speaker: Is that time of night and mike's got to get up at three. You gotta give it three o 'clock in the morning for real I may call six April I go back to my old schedule. What's your old schedule? You keep talking about it. What is your old? My old schedule was six to two and right now i'm doing five to three thirty. It's fucking smooth Yeah, I do six six thirty to two thirty Yeah, I do six to two
Speaker: But I also live an hour, almost an hour away from work, so. Well, that's that's another reason why I'm waking up at 3 .30. It's because I'm about 45 minutes. But with that being said, we do appreciate y 'all. Yeah. With that being said, we do appreciate y 'all. Listen, we do appreciate y 'all. And I could Elinor, I could choose a super superpower. It would be that I would need sleep at all because there's just too much to do in a school. I you know, I used to not sleep. It wasn't until the last couple of months that for the first time
Speaker: Since I was 15 or 16, that I'm actually sleeping. It's crazy. It feels good. I'm still working on it. I got about two hours of sleep last night. You know, I got all the sleeping. You know what that is? I got all the sleep disorders. I got seats, sleep apnea. I got insomnia. I got sleep neom. I got them all. Sleep is overrated. We'll sleep when we're dead. Chris, the reason why you're sleeping, I can tell you why right now.
Speaker: What's that? Because Jeff isn't kicking him anymore. I couldn't hear you. Shut up, fucking Mike. I said, welcome to fucking happiness. Oh no, you're 100 % right. Absolutely 100 % right. You know what? You and I have talked about our issues in the past. But it's just me. This is the reason why you're able to sleep lately.
Speaker: comes down to happiness because it happened to me last year. And it's happening to you. So congratulations. Absolutely. No, I don't disagree with that. And I've actually said that. No, absolutely. Like I said, we're into the show. But yeah, I'm happy. And I don't remember a time where I was actually happy. So I'm actually sleeping. I'm normal schedule -ish and all that stuff.
Speaker: But no, like I said, with that being said, we do need to end the show. We do appreciate y 'all listening. Even those of you who don't think we appreciate you listening, we do appreciate y 'all listening. But don't come in sideways and we won't get sideways or I won't get sideways.
Speaker: But with that being said, if you're not already, go ahead and check us out on all social media at nonsensical nonsense on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Also, if you haven't already, download the Haps app. It's a free app.
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Speaker: Well, don't go to Facebook then, James. Go wherever social media that you're accepted. You can listen to every single episode of the podcast, on demand, however you want to listen to them, whenever you want to listen to them. You can also email us if you want to chime in on your chatters box. You want to get your own list in and you want to tell us how great everybody that I am, and not that these guys are,
Speaker: We just don't tell me that I suck. I don't really you know, it is what it is, but you can email us any time. You can't handle that kind of rejection. I'm used to rejection, so. But you can email us at nonsensical nonsense podcast at gmail .com. We do have a merch store, teespring .com slash
Speaker: nonsensical nonsense podcast if you want to buy the merch we do greatly appreciate it but at the end of the day the only favor that I will ask you guys to share the podcast share the social media get it out there let everybody else know you know we're growing but we need your guys's help to grow so that'd be definitely greatly greatly appreciated with that being said Michael
Speaker: Tony our intro was brought to you by broccoli also Michael Tony. Yes, sir. Actually shut the fuck up Mike Tony Fuck you Jeff
Speaker: Thank you guys for being here. Thank you guys for hanging out with me again for another episode of the podcast. I just greatly appreciate it. I love you guys. At the end of the day, regardless of what anybody says, regardless of what anybody thinks, you guys are my brothers. We will fight like brothers. We will disagree. And there'll be times where we each want to punch each other in the throat. Maybe one day we'll get together and we'll just
Speaker: One, two, three. And then we'll all knock each other out. Full episode. So we're going to end the show the only way we know how on a Wednesday night. Uh, if I can figure out what the hell is my phone code, we don't know. I want to take this off, but yeah, we're going to say, you know,
Speaker: In this video we know how, with our guys in Blacktop Mojo, if you don't know who they are, do yourself a favor, give them a follow, give them a listen, anywhere you stream music, and on all social media, at BlacktopMojo, here's a little wicked woman for ya! I'll get that down in a bit.
Speaker: She loves the nuts, she loves the blood on her hands. She dances naked through the trees until her eyes go red. She's a baby boy and she confused me.
Speaker: Hey!
Speaker: Sir, can I help you? Do you have any weapons of any kind? Anything to defend yourself? Sir, this is a speedy mark. We have hot dogs too for a dollar. I just put a lighter on for $15. Oh man, like something sharp, something like...
Speaker: I can stab, defend myself with. I've got some short set of combos over there. It's kind of like a rich crack of crackin' with cheese, baby. Boom. All right. Well, now we'll just take one of these lighters and I'm going to borrow your bug spray and kind of borrow your bathroom key as well. Uh, yeah, bathroom key. All right. I got your bathroom key right there. I'm going to make sure you bring that back. And that'll be $1 ,362. And I'm going to have
Speaker: We're in a quite short amount. Whatever, man. Okay. Set. Set. Nah, I'm sorry.
Speaker: Bring the old shit chucks, fuckers.
Speaker: Oh, shit, Chuck. Oh, shit, Chuck. Oh, shit, Chuck. Shut the fuck up, Mike. I said bring it. Tony, nothing. I got to get a good, solid, old shit, Chuck. I'm telling you, that's all I need. Just once. One time.
Speaker: for sure. Oh shit. He ain't gonna miss his alcove too, though. Guarantee of that. Hell yeah, thank you guys for hanging out.
Speaker: Goddamn, calm down, Jeffrey. Jesus, he acts like his wife. He's always pretty mature. Take you guys rang it out. We'll see you guys Saturday night. Same nonsensical time, same nonsensical channel. Hit him with it, Jeffrey. Deuces! Peace out, motherfucker. Mother had ya, mother made ya, motherfucker.
Speaker: Why are you so angry? Goodbye, motherfuckers. He's angry at breakfast. He's hating on bacon. I like that. He's angry at breakfast. Goodbye, motherfuckers. We'll see y 'all Saturday night.
