WTF News: The robots are taking over

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Speaker: my god that might it might just be me but it felt like that was the longest goddamn intro i've ever heard in my fucking life welcome to 2075 ladies and gentlemen you put that logo or you get that intro up not us so that's you like a minute dude it it's just felt like it did it's proud of me like it started over at one point you book It's like a, it's just shy of two minutes. I had to keep looking to make sure it wasn't on a loop. I don't know. Maybe it's just, I don't know. What a shit. What day of the week is this Wednesday? Welcome to one to fuck news. This is the eighth show in a row that I've known this week. Yeah. The eighth show in a row I've done this week. So I have no idea where I'm at or what I'm doing anymore. I'm just talking to hear people.

Speaker: We'll take Tuesdays, too. well Well, but it all adds up. Well, you're ensuring the dream is successful. That's all yeah yeah that all i I did Friday night showed in Saturday night show that we. had a new show because there were some cowards that used to be a part of this network and they're no longer a part of this network. So I created a new show. So I did Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and then Monday. And then the new show, my show moved to Tuesdays this week. So then Tuesday, now tonight. And then I think tomorrow I'm going to pop up and argue with somebody. I don't know who it is, but somebody's getting, getting the fuck argued out of them.

Speaker: but Oh, I might be available for tomorrow. I might have to be available tomorrow. I'm just like. I'm glad about a good conversation about Batman. Go ahead. Sorry. Welcome to what the **** news everybody. I'm Glick. He's Jeff. We got Blaze filling in for the recovery. Uh, Connor is doing well. Y 'all he's still a little sore. He's up moving around. He's feeling good. He's got some bruising around the incision. You guys can see updates on our Facebook page at the, uh, at the nonsense school network. He's been doing a real good job about posting updates, but he's doing good, which is, which is good. His, his, his, uh, his brand new bionic Bluetooth legs have taken.

Speaker: you know, they, they, they adapted and and it it seems to be a success. Uh, so we're good there. theut shoot right is connecting them successfully theut shoot to But yeah, hopefully we'll have, we'll have Connor back in the building before long. He's definitely missed around here, uh, not only by us, but also by the viewers. Uh, but in the meantime, we get Blaze, Blaze, which is, Blaze is, uh, Blaze is a more than adequate replacement. ah more than add but i more we can say for most which is more we can say for

Speaker: for what we've had in the past as a replacement yeah but i blazes the blazes would really i'm very thankful for blaze to come in and help us out We had a really good show monday night we got a really good show Monday night, really good conversation. so But anywho, enough of that is what the fuck news. We're basically going to be telling you stories and the news that make us say what the fuck. And hopefully they're going to make you say what the fuck, or maybe just bring you a little bit of cheer oh before we get started. If you're not already going, check out our socials, Facebook, Instagram, exit, tick tock. Join us live Monday through Sunday on the YouTube, Twitch and Facebook. You can get the chatters box. You can shoot the shit with us. We love having you guys in there engaging with us.

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Speaker: thank you You just lost your adequate status, buddy. You can listen to us any time, any place on all major podcasting platforms. Oh, at the non -sensical network, or you're going to see it scrolling down at the bottom of your screen all night. Bio dot link slash nonsensical nonsense, you know, what's the network Jesus Christ learn how to read Christ. Yes, that's not physical. Well, I that's it's a little network We need we need a breaking news sounder. I'm surprised we don't have one yet. I know Well, we I don't remember Which one? This is this is remove after play Oh, yeah, we yeah, we put that up for a while back because we had it up for something. I don't remember what it was. So. So I'm going to remove it.

Speaker: I removed it. So just in case oh he muted himself. no we Yeah, oh we we we do have I don't know, Jeff, if you can get us a breaking new sound or like on the fly, maybe something. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I can do that. And we do have some breaking news that we'll get to here in a few minutes. But since Blaze is a guest here tonight, would you like to start, sir? Do you have any news to make us say what the book? To me? Well, your name's Blaze, right? Yeah, dude, I'm i'm getting like that boy the robot lagging noise. Yeah, I do, actually. I have ah got a couple stories, both technology

Speaker: I'm gonna go with the first one you guys I mean we're all transforming friends or fans ah Decepticons and and Auto bodies they're fucking Right. They took they took a um ah plastic cube and with three different actuator motors or yeah three different actuator motors they were able to make it turn into like a thousand different forms and it's gonna be applied to like some everyday shit and This is coming. This is coming out of North Carolina. Oh, man. I got the wrong one open. That is real quick, buddy. Oh, man. Well, I was I was going to go with another one, but it was so sad how to do that one. um but Yeah, up there it is. And so it's inspired off the paper folding origami origami.

Speaker: origami. Right. All the papers. Anyway, soon suicide it's a plastic you've got I wish I would have found pictures. But so it turns into like a number of versatile shapes, fewest numbers actually actually powering the shape shifting. So it's basically it's it's plastic cubes using a 3d printer and assembled 36 of them together with rotating hinges. Some hinges were fixed with metal pins while others were activated wires through the motor. So they'll be able to throw it in a loop of like, um you know, some mundane tasks to help us in our daily lives in the future. And this was, this is coming out of a university out of North Carolina. So I thought it was pretty cool. We're fucked. What's at fuck we' thoughts but yeah that? We're fucked. Go ahead.

Speaker: Go ahead. They're making the AI that gives that can learn. and Now they got robots that can interchange and become other things. We're fucked as as a human race. Oh, that's but that's not where the fuckery ends because I got a three peg to that fuckery table. So ah my other story, again, is also technology technology over in Japan. They've actually used like lab grown human skin and ligaments and stuff and attached to a and this. They got a 3D one and a 2D one.

Speaker: But, uh, it's like, and it's like self healing too, not like Wolverine style healing factor, but it's self healing, but they were able to, with the, uh, with, um, with the little robot interface, they were a actually able to make this, um, this group of human tissue, lab grown human tissue smile. So, I mean, we have the AI coming. We have the, you know, where they transform and they'll have human skin. So, I think Skynet's going to be knocking down our doors and... Either that or the Sex Robot franchise is going to skyrocket, boys. I'm just saying. I was going to say, Jeff is going to be fucking all the robots. Yes. We're trying to.

Speaker: I hope one of them are robots, you know, you you find a hole to put it in and then they like turn on like a metal grinder and and grinds your pecker off and then feed it to you.

Speaker: That's just not really dark. Wow, that's kind of dark. Stop trying to stick your dick in everything, Jeff. That's the... that's that's the i can't help all discovery Well, if you're not, if you don't, if you're not going to stick your finger in it, don't stick you back in don want i'm sure if you will say something like at your which stop I'm trying to down. So, yes. Yes, we're going to have killer alien robot women from Mars or something. Killer sex toys. Killer sex toys.

Speaker: Oh, that'd be a cool porn street right there. Well, I mean, like I said, the porn industry is going to fucking boom. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Just like it did with Betamax. You can. You can. It's one of those things. It's like, you know, you can model your perfect sex toy and rock it out. hey i'm Just say they're already doing it. They're already doing that. They have. they have a tronic life -size sex dolls but the skid feels like real skin and they've added ai to them so i mean they they've actually added like sensors and in like certain parts to make them stimulate yeah they're right now well right now it's just like uh just like uh

Speaker: uh, uh, very, very thin fascia of skin. It's not like the fat and the, and the tendons and all that. It's just some ligaments, some homegrown or homegrown skin, some lab grown skin, but they eventually want to get, you know, like fat in there. So it, so it actually feels like real human medical use for that is great. So like yeah, where's Connor? Where's Connor? Connor's legs. They can actually, they can be like real legs. They'll be magic legs. I have that up there by the way. One day we'll actually be able to build the bionic man. Yeah.

Speaker: I was going to say, wasn't Elon Musk a few years back talking about like nanobytes for, for people that were like paralyzed and stuff like that, or, or even like blind people and deaf people, like being able to implant nanobytes and get your hearing back, get your sight back, you know, or, or if you're a paralyzed, idiot I thought he was, I don't know. I don't keep up with a lot of this tech stuff because oh usually they get about four or five big words into the first sentence and I'm on the floor drooling. I'm pretty sure I'm stroked out. Oh yeah, the applications for, hey, Chris, what's up? and The applications for prosthetics and and other medical uses, again, the skin that they they they've made is is sort of like like healing, like like light lacerations, like the skin o he itself. And this is a computer program doing this shit.

Speaker: So later on down, later on down on the road, when we're getting grafted, instead of using our asses to graft skin on our arms or some shit, we got this lab grown skin that kills it. So it's kind of pretty cool. out Yeah, that would be really cool because especially for people who have to go through that, that, uh,

Speaker: process like I know my grandfather, uh, years ago before obviously before he passed away he was working on his truck and it rolled off the jack he was in the driveway and it rolled over top of him and like drugging through the gravel right which just back up so they had to like take you know skin from his forearm and like his cap and stuff to to graph it back on the back but then you're left with these giant massive scars and it didn't stop and that would be

Speaker: medically that would yeah well it's It's the next step in plastic surgery kind of deal. You know, can I make my penis bigger with it? That was going to be my next question. You beat me to it. Probably you probably have like bionic, uh, uh, attachable penile. so I can just stand in the bedroom naked it and go duh duh duh duh duh, super people. Well, I have my my other question. Can I make mine black? I'm just saying. No, but not only that, so you can have one for every day of the week.

Speaker: ah you got a money Bigger, smaller, depending on where you're putting your stuff, I'm just saying. There was that song that came out years ago by King Mistle about detachable penis. The dude was telling the future. The dude is - Well, there it is. Yeah, there it is. I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it. So you could, you could, you could, you could accessorize your penis with your outfit. Exactly. You could get a brown and white one, a brown and orange one. Yeah. ah yeah on Saturdays. Yeah. Or, you know, the furry community is going to love it because you know, the Michigan helmet, you know, the winged helmet on the mission, you know, yeah I do that on the tip of my.

Speaker: You know, you can also you can just go get a plane one. And since that's where you take it to the studio, yeah line that up and you don't have to feel a pain. Get ready for the number one. defense, baby. Well, no you know, I mean, you't add up with the d east stand yeah, you know, and i'm saying your tosser, the D, you can look like, there you go. Borrow this. I'm not going to work. You know, and cheating, cheating. Well, that's the thing. Like you can't cheat if you leave your dick at home.

Speaker: Oh, you finished multiple. Right. But that that way you have one for your wife. Maybe you've got maybe maybe you've got cheap. You got cheap, cheap, cheap. You keep it in the glove box. Like, hold on wait, this is my wife's day. get This one's better. You got a penis. You got a penis for each woman you do. You got like, those you know, those attache cases that are set for your like, fit your stuff. So it's the foams cut out for the diverse sites. So, all right. So have you ever guys seen those movies where some rich dude pulls open a drawer and he has his walk watch collection pull open? Yes.

Speaker: This is um hot this is my Monday collection. This is my Wednesday collection. Alright. This is this is my Christmas penis because it says jingle bells is like exactly. You can tell when I finish because it sings jingle bells. You could have a Halloween penis for every day of the month in October, and it would be could be like a different like, this one's a ghost. This one's Frankenstein. Can I get one to ask my face on it? I'm just saying. I mean i can see where I'm going. You program it so when you're walking down the street, it just like pops up and goes boo. Yeah. play the It's like the goddamn Jason. Place the monster mask.

Speaker: it will It's programmed to stand at an attention when you're at a sports event and they're playing the national anthem. When they sing the national anthem. A little arm pops up.

Speaker: yeah ah The patriotic pianist by yours today. And if you if you order in the next 30 minutes, you can get yours custom red, white, and blue. You don't really love America if you don't have the red, white and blue patriotic penis. but yeah You know, you can, you can fasten it for other groups too. I'm just saying, you know, Nazis are going to love it because they got with German helmets. Well, don't give Connor any ideas. Connor's going to be in an old Nazi neo -Nazi, uh, uniform, yeah the eight off, the eight off Hitler.

Speaker: Yeah. i off there yeah all dickckler and now That was swastika band around the base of it. Oh, you wouldn't need, you wouldn't need those, those, those penis bands. You just like set the, you set the, um, I want one. So I, If Bluetooth's still you're watching, you can set the blood flow. Yeah, like those rims. They got those rims that are covered in Bluetooth and you can actually change the logo on the side. I want that. There you go. You got a marquee. You got a marquee going across. It's a marquee on your dick. I'm in. I want mine to say the nonsensical network could have our QR code blinking.

Speaker: So, when I send a dick pic, you can scan it. It goes right through our website. if you get isaac there voice After you get done giving me the old hot two one time, go ahead and scan that barcode. Give us a follow. Give us a like and follow. a hock to meter Yeah. Oh, yeah yeah. I don't know if you do a good job, but he'll tell you. he'll tell you lucky got five stars

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Speaker: There's a penis for every size. I'm just saying. Science and biology, folks. Congratulations. We fucked it up.

Speaker: I have not heard of it you believe it the nonsensical network to fucking destroy your ideas and make it dirty. Thank you. I can see the scientists going into work, going into work tomorrow. Well, We're going to go ahead and scrap this because. of idiots this of those idiot Destroy it and they got team set up this is what FET life is and now I'm scared of Chris. Oh, it's a better thing, isn't it? It's the world's largest and most popular social network for BDSM community, gink community and fetish community. yeah What up, Tim? Yeah, Chris is Chris is the goddamn sexual deviant.

Speaker: That's good. I like that's cool. Nothing wrong with sexual deviance. I knew I liked this guy. This is a goddamn heathen at the end of the day. ah Man after my own heart. you think but Man after my own penis. He has the same standards as I do. Chris, I'll give you a just i give i'll give you jeff Snapchat, Chris. You guys can you guys could share pictures. We'll, we'll horn again. We'll go horn. Because apparently I'm a giant whore. Man whore. I wrote that book. You are. It's just a list. With addresses and phone numbers. It's just my black book.

Speaker: but I want it. I want it. I want to get ready to take our first break of the night, but I want to do something a little different tonight because I don't know when Snoop Dogg became a national treasure, but I'm here for it. I am too. He's always been a national treasure. No, but but he's he's solidified. I mean, like I mean, like he's everywhere. He's NFL. He's he's a Discovery Channel. He's at the Olympics. He's taking over the Olympics. And I'm here for it. I think when he went to France, I think one goal and he said this was to meet a French bulldog.

Speaker: Okay, so so this lady from the press brought a french bulldog And he got to meet it and he freaked the fuck out. He was like, this is the coolest thing You know, we have french bulldogs in the states and I know we're not even god. He can just went and twi like I Said the exact same thing. I was like, you know, dude, you can go back 15 and the hood right tomorrow. I know you got the contacts because you're, you got more money in brains, but that's what he said. He wanted to see a French bulldog in its natural habitat. and yeah So France, but so they brought his French bulldog and he was just like, holy shit.

Speaker: hed like yeah we walk Yeah. Snoop is everywhere. He's hosting game shows on television. and Him and Martha Stewart had their own show together. I'm here for it, man. I love Snoop. I think he's great. I think that's geographic stuff that he does. Oh, it's It's hilarious. I think that's when he became a national treasure. The forest strip walkers. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, it's like who would have ever thought Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg would be so close. They are the opposite side of the same coin. You know, they're they're very good friends like in real life and stuff like that. Who would have ever thought the million years. Yeah. The queen of home. Go back to nineteen eighty nine and be like, you know, Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart are going to be best friends. I'm going to call you a liar to your face. I'm like, you're a fucking good. So what you guys are saying is when my dream comes true and I'll sit there and pass the joint back and forth with Snoop.

Speaker: Chances are I'll have I'll have to pass it with Martha to uncle with that. Well, no you know, I wouldn't be bad I don't think Martha smokes. However, she will bake you cook. ah I don't know man I but at the end of the day you snoop you and snoop sit on the couch and smoke weed and Watch videos on you do she and Martha bring you food I mean't i wouldn't be surprised if if if Martha enjoys the little kind slice on this side she probably likes the edibles she she's probably down with the edibles but uh sure he's that that would be a nice little slice of heaven man smoking weed with snoot dog and having fucking not only that munch munchies catered by martha stoned martha's munchies she will redecorate your house in about 30 minutes martha's munchies you need

Speaker: Martha's fucking munchy hey age's coming used the but martha's munchies. on point of the question i'm just so worst You know what, I'm mildly in because that's another reason I would never have to buy a drink at any bar. Hey, you guys wanna hear the story about how I went down on Martha Stewart? I'm just Let me tell you about that time that i that I enjoyed the savory nectar of Martha's Munchy. Hey. Her ambrosia salad was just so good. Yeah, it was. I wouldn't be mad at it. I wouldn't turn it down. No. I'd be, I'd help you get a brand new salad.

Speaker: I know if we get pregnant, I want to turn on Martha Money. I think I think she's beyond that in her life. Yeah, well, it's it's 2024. Science is there. We can build the skin with the penis stuff. I know the same. We've got extra penis stuff. We just started. Well, Martha got enough money. Martha and I got enough money. We can build her a new uterus to get her break. I'm just saying. And I get paid. Then I get Martha Money. Martha money. I'm I'm Martha Rich. Martha money. Well, the reason I bring up the reason I bring up suit dog is because he is absolutely killing it at the Olympics. He's doing commentating. He's all over the place. He's meeting people. He's hanging out. He's having a blast. He's living his best life. I have a little video from before you play that. So you've heard about the pins at the Olympics, right?

Speaker: The what? they're The little pins. They're like lapel pins. Yeah. Everybody's everybody's got it like different countries have different pins. And Simone Bile, the gymnastics chick. Yeah, Simone Bile. Yeah, she's got a pin that has her signature on it and it's an odd shaped heart. Snoop Dogg has his own pin. And the players the players actually trade these pins. So, like, if you're an Olympian and you run into small bios, you'd be like, hey, what's up? How are you doing? Can I get you know you know your pin? Well, she had a bunch of them made, and she'd give you one of your pins. Yeah. So you collect the pins. Well, if you bump into Snoop Dogg, he got a pin for you, too. And it's literally Snoop Dogg, smoking and weed and the weed smoke are the Olympic rings.

Speaker: Well, didn't he have like a big giant golden joint or something at the Olympics? No, that he was carrying the torch, you dick. That's the tor most. ah yeah I don't think Tom Cruise needs any PR, any good PR or or anything. I think he's just there being a celebrity and enjoying life. He's getting older, but not in our typical fashion. I don't want to play the first break. I'm not going to play music. I'm going to play. uh Snoop Dogg uh reviews days one and two of the Olympics and he gotta listen to some of his commentary for some of these some of these events because the **** is **** hilarious and we'll be back here just talking before you play it. I got a picture of the pin that Snoop Dogg's pin. I think it'd be oh my gosh. It's taking forever to upload. Go ahead and play the video. I'll show it after.

Speaker: All right, we'll be back here in just a few minutes to enjoy a snoop at the Olympics. I enjoyed the game. I liked the slow start. I liked the way the veterans came in and took control of the game. Katie did an amazing job coming off the bench. I thought they did an amazing job as far as coaching and mixing and matching, you know, because we got so many all -stars, you got to figure the lineup up. I think they figured it out. Steve Kurz, Steve Kurz got a good feel for that. They're coming together. Are you tired? It's been a tough couple of days here. No, no. Actually, today I'm in the spirit of Mona Lisa. i am Tony Lisa, Tony Lisa, her twin brother. So let me come back because when you wanted to do this, when we started three years ago in Tokyo, you said you wanted to come do highlights. Yes. You've made it to the big time. Yes, I have. We've got a cheesy looking desk over there. We've got a sportscaster jacket. Are you ready to do the best of the weekend? step our game. Let's go here we go. It is Snoop the sportscaster jackets coming off. Yeah, I got a good day. Thank you. Todd's got a proper dipped in whip. Give me my proper jacket. I don't even own one of these Snoop the NBC Olympic blazer for Snoop. We got headsets. We got highlights. You ready to roll? I'm ready to rock and roll. Let me put my stuff on. Grab them. Let's go. We got highlights. The best of week one with Snoop. You ready? Let's get cracking. We are starting with badminton first. You know the shuttlecock goes fast. Snoop, it can reach over 250 miles per hour. Oh, I love this badminton right here. This is a great rally right here between China and the US right here. As you see it, don't stop till the cash can drop. They rocking and rolling back and forth. Give me that. No, I need that. No, over here. No, over there. What about over there? No, what about there? No, give me that. I need that. That too. No, send out some more. Get out. Wait a minute. Hold it. Way up in the sky. Now down. Back up. Over there. Now over here. Get out the way. Move. I told you, we need that. That was a good point. That was a good point. Did that. Now this was different. This happened in swimming, you know, right? That's Bob. That's my guy, Bob the cap catcher. What he does is he jumps in the bottom of the pool, snatches up the cap from all of the swimmers that lose their hats. The cap catcher? He's the cap catcher, man. Not the dog catcher, but the cap catcher. Bob the cap catcher. Let's go, Bob. I love his ensemble. True with an outfit.

Speaker: Let's move ahead cycling. It was raining yesterday. It was Wipeout City on those cobblestones Mikey slip and slide man You make it all the way to the Olympics and it rains when you're inventing your event deals with balls and wheels and turning and all of that Come on, let go but it's okay. It was hard on the athletes and the people trying to hey That's what helping out goes is wrong right there, Mike When the mechanic goes down, USA, it's tough in the ring. How about the French rugby team? Hey, we're getting close to football season. I want this guy in my fantasy team. I need him at running back on a quick toss. 37 toss to the left. He's got wheels. He deals. He falls. He spills. When he gives it to his home and he gets five to stay alive. See, that's five points, and now they grooving. That's right, because this was France's first gold medal.

Speaker: In a sport they love, burpee. Ah, ah, ah, get your groove on. They can go. I got one surprise. I got my highlight. Oh, wow. This was real. This is Megan Dressel, Caleb's wife. You're standing there. This is during the national anthem. You got all teary there. Mike, you gon' make me cry, man. I wasn't supposed to do that on this TV show, man. Come on, Mike. Why are you tapping into those emotions, man? I don't need that, man. Did you start to feel it? As far as I can go about it, man. When I hear that, man, it's something emotional about that that that song and just being there with all of those Americans. And then being there with the family, I felt like I was a part of the family. professional sportscaster, sport jacket and all. Say man, somebody got to do it. Why not me Snoop in Paris? We'll see you during the week. Look at me now.

Speaker: He said boop, drop the casket. yeah But so that Olympic pin that you can get as a player, you can trade these pins. This is snoops.

Speaker: dont That's core shit. Yeah and another little Olympic fact there is a ah If you are in France and I mean in France there is a game of hide -and -seek in France So we've all seen the pictures of the Olympic torch um Well, what France did was they 3d printed a a bunch of Olympic torches. They're about yea big. And they're they have a magnet in the middle. And they are hidden all over France. And I mean all over France. I have a map of the ones that are found. Let me bring it up.

Speaker: um

Speaker: did that that So if you go to the Olympic Games page, and I had this saved the other day, that's not it. Let's see, Olympic torch hidden.

Speaker: Hidden gem. Oh, my gosh, can't find it. Oh, no. Geocaching. Yeah, it's it's kind of like a geocaching thing.

Speaker: And I saw this the other day and I saved it. Oh, it's going to drive me nuts.

Speaker: I saw it the other day because I actually said actually have a picture in my WhatsApp that I actually, because my wife is in France, I was like, you need to go out and about and find me one of these things. um So far, They didn't say how many they printed. But so far, I think 75 or 80 have been found. um But like, they're not just in Paris. There's been about 250 plus miles away, too. And let me scroll back through, because I was showing this to the wife. Oh, yeah. Is this it? Yeah.

Speaker: trick Tim, geocaching is fun in my opinion. I think it's fun. I want to do it. I think it's fun. So this is and let me save this picture. I found the picture. um You can actually go on to the Olympics website and show And you when you find one, you're supposed to take a picture of it and you can scan it and then show it. There's one that was hidden. That's what they look like. That was found on July 26th at 11, 13 a .m. And, you know, you put your name of who found it and so on and so forth. It's really kind of cool.

Speaker: um Yeah, here is the it was found. They found it as far away as like Khan, like when they do the film festival, Normandy, things like that. So you can actually go on there. It's called Torch Hunt Olympics ah dot com. And I'm going to go ahead and bring this up and I'll show you guys what it looks like. Tim, i've I've always done it in the immediate area, too. It's not something I go out out of state to do. But you know what ah on a bor boring day, I'll jump in the car, turn on the geocache app, and see what I can find. So as you see, we're in France. And if you go down to Paris,

Speaker: these these little ones are the ones that were found. This is number 35. There's one. OK. um Wow, they're not showing up now. Yeah, but like you can see they've been found the other day when I was doing this, there was like a ton around this area. Oh, there they are. There. Yeah. Yeah. Scroll in. So they're everywhere. Wow. So if you're in France and I'm sure for years to come, I look far this woman's way and there it is. And like I said, as far away as

Speaker: yeah It's literally just everywhere. So you can literally, while you're walking around, and I have my wife doing this, you can find them and then you go onto the but Torch app and you you take a picture of it, then you get to keep it. And it it looks like fun as fuck. like I would literally be walking around just like looking at every fucking thing, because I would want one. I'd make it into a little keychain.

Speaker: that's a little news that I thought that's kind of cool as as much of the news right now is about the the opening games being a giant fuck you to a lot of people are the opening ceremonies mean this is something that isn't being talked about but it's actually kind of cool that they did and this is the first time they did this I haven't watched any of the Olympics the clip was stupid is the only thing I've ever actually watched so far but want say Snoop Dogg, if you're listening, i know a I know a network looking for a sports commentator.

Speaker: oh my god that our um My wife is about 45 minutes from Paris itself. ah bet I bet Snoop wouldn't be a coward and just dip out and not give anybody a response if he had to leave. but No, um you just have to be worried to get there because he's so stoned. kind To answer your question, the problem in France right now is not the Olympics. It is like for it, but I know you guys don't take buses because you have cars and stuff. But if you're, you know, you live in a big city, having a car is always not the number one option because there is public transportation. Right now, public transportation is tripled. Yeah. So if it, you know, and it's like four dollars, just take a bus like six blocks.

Speaker: So it's it's it's caused a bit of a problem. um But now that people are walking around, they're looking for these fucking torches to block off like Paris is not the place to go on vacation during in the Olympics. ah I can imagine you can't even cross the street because you got it the streets got a fence on it. So you got to walk like six blocks around just to get to the fucking restaurant you want to go to. It's kind of ridiculous. Chris, to answer your question earlier, you said, what's everybody drinking tonight? I'm drinking Mountain Dew. Jeff's probably drinking Coke. Yeah, that's definitely good. Diet Big Red. And Blaze is drinking the ball of water again.

Speaker: but I mix it with my bourbon. Diet Big Diet Big Red, yeah. It takes a special person to drink big red period, but diet big red. They got a red cola in Mexico City that makes copes Coke taste like shit, but I can't get it. can't yeah well of loud outside of the Olympic news. Jeff, did you get that breaking news sound here for me? I did. and I actually got I got us a little video. ah And it's only 15 seconds.

Speaker: That's the best I could do. Breaking news.

Speaker: Well, it's been a good ride, ladies and gentlemen. I've lived ah somewhat below mediocre existence, but it all comes to an end. <unk> Unfortunately, Nikki gave me the ick, and it turns out that the ick, five years after the facts, was COVID. For the first time ever, I have COVID. Yay. You're part of the club. ah Well vaccinated.

Speaker: I got the cure. How do I get it? No, unfortunately I did find out. I just found out tonight. So I'm stuck in my house until God knows when. Apparently at work I just discovered. Fuck. ah No, I'm not going to be bored as fuck. I'll be doing podcasting and well, yeah, the difference. The difference is during when we were all on fucking lockdown and had to fucking stay home. during the day when there's no podcast stuff to do, you run, we ran out of shit to do fast. Yeah, but I, but I was, I was still working. That's the thing. Yeah. When COVID was at its prime, when it was, when it was going on and all the lockdowns and life didn't change, I still went to work every day, you know, but I, I made a code like, so I was, you know, I was, I was delivering for Napa. So it was just me and my truck.

Speaker: I watched our stores get wiped out with COVID. I mean, there was times I'd go to the store. There'd be literally one person at a store running it because the entire store had COVID. Yeah. But I, you know, I never changed my, I was going to truck stops like, you know, for work and, you know, going out to eat, going to the grocery store, blah, blah, blah, blah. Nothing, nothing. And now five years later, He got the vid. He got sick and I started getting sick yesterday and she came up with a COVID test and hers popped up like as soon as she put it in there and then finally took like a minute or two and it was like bottom line and it was a dark line. It was like so I got found out that I've quarantined from work. Until I get a negative reading. So that's that's shitty.

Speaker: Yay. Yeah. but like what holy will you that long When I got COVID, my wife had came home. She's like, I got COVID. I can't go to work for a couple of weeks. I'm like, come here. Make this. I want to get this shit over with. She gave me a kiss to death. I asked Nikki. I asked Nikki. I said, what happens if I end up in the hospital? They stick tubes in my butthole in my piece. And she's like, that's not how it works. I was like, I don't know. well i would I want to totally say that's all totally how it works. Let's get this over with. Uh, I will, I will say this much, uh, unlike some people who listened to a doctor in Mexico, I will not be shaving my beard because just because you have a beard does not mean you're going to give yourself COVID again. All you have to do is bathe and clean yourself, Jeffrey. The reason why he told me to get rid of the beard was because it was appearing impeding my mask.

Speaker: I guess like he sent the link to you. And like, and and like, yeah, I will go into detail. But the other day, like you told me, she she lost a ah very close friend to hers.

Speaker: So if you guys feel inclined, I don't know how many of you guys from this broadcasting world may know who she is or anything like that. If you guys feel inclined and you're following like, think she said that it's up on

Speaker: i think the gofund me is is maybe on legy's page right there ah you go what um like i've seen that i've seen not only legy somebody else i follow on i g that popped up badge i I feel like I should know this person. I didn't know her. I only seen her her a few times like up in the comments on lady's lives. And she seemed like, as I told lady, I said, I didn't know her personally, but I intentionally avoided. anything outside of the podcast. Once they're started, and I'm not saying that there was drama there, but once they're starting to be in a bunch of drama on, on apps and stuff, I started intentionally avoiding all the other circles of people i didn and really know her that well. I just seen her in the comments from time to time, like on Instagram, but she seemed like a very nice person and it's a, an unfortunate loss. So, you know, prayers and good vibes and and love to the family and friends and everything like that. And if you guys,

Speaker: want to donate to the GoFundMe, feel free to, uh, feel free to go donate a little something, something that out. So our listeners can do it too. Uh, yeah, I was going to say, Jeff, if you want to, I'll look and see if I can find the link. I got nothing to do the next few days, any i all the answers but there you go. Bad news. I got COVID. I might make it. I might not make it. I keep telling Nikki that I'm talking. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. I keep telling her. I said you gave me a death sentence. It's worse than AIDS.

Speaker: she said She said I can't fucking stand you and now I'm stuck in the house with you for the next God knows how long he is. Yeah, she she yeah she seemed like she seemed like she was And sex while you have COVID is not fun. It's not as fun as it sounds. I mean mean, I started feeling like shit yesterday. Today, I told Vicki, I said, I swear to God, I think I lost 30 pounds at work today because I was just sweating. But I was also trying to stay out of my office because every time I sat down, I came home today. and um And I haven't lost my appetite. you know So I came home and I threw a couple of things in the microwave, sat down on the couch and ate them.

Speaker: as soon as I was done eating up. Yeah, don't take too much. Just out. Twisted the art community. Yeah, lots of lots of nice. You know, I've seen some I've seen some people like on threads that I don't follow because yeah, we're not we're on threads now. I don't know how that happened, but we're on threads. ah ah be here Just happens. Yeah, I don't know. I must have clicked something, but I've seen several people on threads that I don't know. that were a part of that community that were saying very nice things about her and sharing the GoFundMe and stuff like that. I just didn't want to speak out of turn because I didn't know her and and I didn't want to say anything until like he was here and whatnot to kind of lead the lead the charge, if you will. But anywho, in other news, maybe a little bit more somewhat. like

Speaker: Positive -ish. Funny -ish. Well, I actually have a story. and da da da da da da da Goodbye, cruel world. Click out. I actually have a story. So that's what the show's about. I know, right? Well, I have a video. I'm not going to play the whole video. So this happened in Texas. Yeah, it's not a real thing. So there's a school in Texas as soon as this video is on play it, but

Speaker: It's kind of interesting. I want to know your guys's thoughts. I'm going to play this real quick. Stop edging in my class. A viral video shows this Florida teacher telling students to stop, quote, edging in class, which is a term you don't typically hear in a high school classroom. Them boys got caught red handed edging in the back of class. One kid was even gooning, I swear. I noticed four kids just going to town, not even 10 minutes into class. I wasn't going to stitch them out or anything because I'm a real one, but an hour into their No, this is a real story. I look at the guy, the guy, the guy is not real, but the the teacher saying, stop edging the class. These guys were, were literally watching porn and getting themselves ready to go. And then just stop ah for those who don't know what edging is. I know what edging is, but what is, but what is Gooney?

Speaker: uh basically going at it non -stop i wonder what juoney the act know the act of a very addicted or chronic masturbator yeah or or or is leggy taught us the other night tossing tossing yeah so apparently these kids were just you know getting really close to finishing and then be like yeah i'm stopping and then you know yeah i don't know I don't understand the concept of why, but time in class, dude. And it's like a high school class. It's not like college. oh man' I wish that we had the internet when I was in high school. Why would you do that in school? like that should put you that that That should be

Speaker: and exposure other percent serious usual assault or sexual yeah You should be convicted as a sexual predator if you're putting yourself in class around other people and other people can see it. I'm sorry. You end up on a list. Congratulations. You're fucking 16 and he's just ruined your entire life because you're a fucking weirdo. Yeah, that I mean, that's I get it. Porn is very easily found, but There's a time and place, folks, just saying. I learned that a long time ago. And it's not it's not in the high school class. It's not in health class. Maybe in the locker room or the bathroom stall. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't have done that in high school. Locker room, or I mean, that's a weird place to do it. Locker room. Well, Leggy, you're going to have to come up and tell us a story on Saturday or something. I'm not sure what story you're talking about.

Speaker: Uh, you already know the answer to that lady. We'll come up Saturday night, but I personally know I don't believe in fate. Let's say you already know the answer to that for me. We've talked about that before. No, I've talked about it on the show before. Of course I do. I believe that things happen for a reason and people come into your life for a reason. And he, you know, sometimes you know, whether we want to believe it or not, we're always put in the right place where we need to be at the right moment and at the right time. for things to happen. Unless those times come up in the right place at the wrong time. and Or bad, because bad things happen. And and I believe that you know not all bad things happen to create bad things. Sometimes bad things happen to open a door for something good. OK, Earl. My name is Earl. Earl, what happened to that?

Speaker: but legy feel free feel free to message honey I'm curious yeah yes ah girl hicky You're just like do good things good things happen Yeah yeah you are you got list there bud Um, it's first thing on my list is to kill Jeff. So we've never become friends. but no that Yeah, there you go. Well, that's, that's, if you go back. Um, how to just like, just like Ryan Reynolds. I have another story for you boys. Um, it happened in Texas. So this, this, this old lady, her HOA got pissed. Take a guess on why her HOA got pissed. Yeah. most of She left her truck out in the driveway.

Speaker: No. Her flag was too big. No. sure how lowbox was her Her mailbox was a foot short. No, her her dog died. Her dog died. minute tough She had it stuffed and put it in her garden. And the HOA was like, that's not cool. We can't have that. So when she died, she had herself stuffed and placed in the garden. Yeah, here's the problem. No one is allowed to remove human remains. So, she's got the ultimate fuck you to Texas. That's awesome. Yes, I love it. So, that's awesome. In the in the state of Texas or Oklahoma, wherever she was, it's texas illegal to touch human remains. So, she's just, I mean, you know, I'm a garden boy. Yeah, man. I would. I would. I would.

Speaker: I would will the house it grandkids and be like, look, well, no, here's the best part. If you have human remains that are your family members on your property in the United States, that house is officially yours. It can't be taken away because it's technically a graveyard. That's why Graceland, Graceland cannot be willed to anybody unless they're oppressed. So if I go dig up my, my grandparents and then I just go find a beach house, yeah you have to legally, you have to legally bury them on your property at the time. You would have to buy some Charlton house.

Speaker: I thought I could just place him there and be like, oh, it's my house now. Well, once you marry Nikki and you decide to kill her, you bury her in the ground. Ouch. I was just thinking like I could just go dig up my family or like previous family or what if I took my mom's in your car? Yeah. I'm just saying. what am like just took it put her ashes, you know, like the exact law but like if that's why cemeteries were invented because people were bearing their family members in the yard and the government can't take the fucking house. Yeah, tell the government that when they relocate so that's my yeah all the time. That's what I was just there was just just a few weeks back and I'm surprised I didn't cover it out here. I think it was out in Arizona.

Speaker: Uh, about 10 years or so back, 10, 15 years. So back, they developed this brand new housing development. They bought this plot and land and they put a development on it. Now they're getting sinkholes and shit like that. Well, this dude got like a sinkhole in the middle of his living room. Maybe it only went down like four or five feet, but when it, when he looked down in the hole, there was like four bodies down there. Welcome to find out if the developers somehow weaseled a deal where they bought this plot of land that was a cemetery under the guise that they were going to relocate the bodies. They never relocated the bodies so there's something like 2 ,500 to 3 ,000 people buried under this housing development that now but they have to somehow figure out how to start relocating them.

Speaker: you make a movie. Call it Poltergeist too out of the. I should say Glick's new house ladies and gentlemen because Indian burial ground equals Poltergeist. Glick has moving in because he's weird like that. I bet you can get those houses. I am one. I am one with the land and I am one with the spirit realm as a Bigfoot. You know, so that stuff doesn't bother me. I hope you get haunted. But yeah, i found I saw that story and I was like, that's hilarious.

Speaker: yeah ah

Speaker: I got a game for you guys. um And I think we need to play this game. I have to upload the video, but it is a game. It's called Mud Cannon. It's played in Vietnam. And sort of yeah exactly this is like a sport and it's competitive. And I'm going to show you a video on how it works. Two hours after eating Taco Bell, I got a Mud Cannon. Well, you ain't just listening to me play. So this is the game. I'm going to show you this video. This is the game, and it it explains it in the video. Check this out. This is the most popular game in Vietnam. It's called Mud Cannon. The players must lift large blocks of mud and slam them into the ground. But the most important part is to have the longest line of mud after throwing it, because a longer line indicates a more powerful impact. The mud can weigh up to 65 pounds, and many people fail to lift it. That's why the winner is acclaimed like a king.

Speaker: <unk>s got it yeah like fun I mean, you're you're in Vietnam. You ain't got no better **** do. I mean, you turn it. You turn it to a drinking game, maybe. Yeah. Obviously, I'm sure the winner gets free drinks. Leave it to nonsensical nonsense to turn it into a drink. Okay, Blaze, if if my line is longer than yours, you have to take four big rips. If your line is bigger, I'll take four shots. Okay, I'm down. I'll lose on purpose. Boys and I are just laying in the field two hours later. Why is there mud everywhere? and

Speaker: oh stupid wouldn' see a knob and I got really drunk and covered in mud. but but i That looks like a fun game. I mean, it's like, it would be

Speaker: it's it's It's Vietnam's version of cornhole, basically. Dude, it obviously sounds like something that would be in the Bigfoot Olympics. Yeah. Or, or or you know, that and throwing capers, you add the leggy over to it. doing I'm just saying. I think it looks like... ah My last story is... So, and so we we were talking about Connor's new legs. You know, they're Bluetooth connected. ah How strong would you guys say your Bluetooth is like the one in your car? What do you mean like? like just taking him off five hundred Yeah, like distance, like this, like you know, like if if you like ah you leave your phone, if you're listening to music via Bluetooth to your car and you take your phone and you walk away, how far can you get?

Speaker: I think it's like 30 feet. I was going to say, I know like here at the house, if like one of us leave and take my car because like my my Bluetooth is supposed to connect first. There's a lot of times where Nikki will go start my car and go to leave and my phone. I'll be like watching YouTube and all of a sudden it goes quiet. It's what the fuck is because I'm connected to my car or a lot of times at night. When she pulls in or vice versa, when I come home from work, there's times where I'll pull into the parking lot and get about halfway down the road and my phone will get kicked and her phone will connect. Okay. so yeah but Probably about 50, 60 feet by earbuds, and by ear buds for work. I think I get about 30, 40 feet out of them before they start to be like, well,

Speaker: well i got another video for you it's ah it's a little long i'm not going to play the whole thing but check this out a humble bluetooth device has successfully connected to a satellite in orbit six hundred kilometers away what's I got another video for you. basic 3 .5 millimeter off -the -shelf type of device that you could buy today and it connected to a literal satellite in space from Seattle ah well Seattle to space and about 600 kilometers which for those of you that are more familiar with freedom units is about 375 miles away plus clouds and debris and space dust and whatever else is going on up there this is kind of insane I thought that the

Speaker: So they don't know why it connected, but it connected. What my thing is, is like, why is NASA using Bluetooth? I'm sure they got something better. a little Well, remember when we were talking about the detachable penises earlier in Bluetooth technology? Right. umm just I'm just saying, Uncle Sam can control your dick. I know you're going to fuck whether you like it or not, buddy. I'm sorry. Try that. Try to connect the Bluetooth in it and and control it for what happens to us. Yeah. What happens if that satellite connects to your bionic cock and it like like, I don't know, controls it. It jumps off your off your body and comes in, like, fucks you in the ear or fucks you in the nose or that's part of the Hong Kong ding dong.

Speaker: You're sitting out watching TV and your biotic dick jumps off and cart starts mushroom stamping in the forehead.

Speaker: that's That's kind of insane. So that, like I said, they don't know why it did it. It just, it connected. But my thing is like, was it like a Bluetooth speaker or real? because they have the like you imagine getting next to it somebody's like no way you know because you're in your bathroom and the ISS turns on his fucking speakers. No mercy for my throat And he's like wow she's that's impressive Like don't they use on drones don't they use Bluetooth on drones? So if your drones computer connected your drone controller connect to the satellite that's kind of scary and

Speaker: I'm just saying. by but I a god. I have control of my satellite. You sons of bitches. Exactly. Pay me, bitch. yeah I'll make it go left. When you want to go. I'm just. The robotic empire is one step closer. with all I think it comes down. It had to. I and this is like I've been watching a lot of the these fucking nerds on scorpion But it had to be like something like a perfect alignment of space dust and the right clouds and all that stuff it Obviously, it doesn't happen all the time But that's kind of fucking scary that you know a five -year -old could be trying to connect his Bluetooth headset And he takes over a US satellite Hmm kind of scares shit on me

Speaker: I want to look more into that later. That's pretty interesting. Yeah, I'll send you the video, bud. The video goes about two minutes, 58 seconds. I didn't want to play that whole thing. Oh, no, no, you're fine. i' ill I'll Google it later. You're fine. You don't have to send me the video, but I appreciate you. It's on my WhatsApp, which is how I get it from my computer to my phone. Or my phone to my computer. Vice versa.

Speaker: Alright, well let's go ahead and get ready to take ourselves a little break -a -poo. I want to shout out to Zay Graslie for coming on last night being a guest on Glick's House of Music. We actually had a lot of fun hanging out. He and I actually found out we have a lot in common. So if you haven't seen that or if you missed it, go ahead and check the replay. It is up on YouTube and it is up on Facebook. And then hopefully in the next couple of days, I'll get it up on Spotify because as I said, I have nothing to do now except for sit around my house for several days. So I'll start getting the shit posted early.

Speaker: ah But check out Zay. Go show him some love. check out the yeah Check out the replay. We had a lot of fun. Like I said, we found out we have a lot more in common than then one would have thought. Like you said, Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg having so much in common, it was kind of like who would have thought that Zay and I would have had so much in common. But he's a good dude. He said that he's down to be on your show, Blaze. So he's down to get that argument on. I will hit him up.

Speaker: probably not put all four of the videos that I have. I believe it. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. I'm going to kick his really ass.

Speaker: COVID at all. COVID at all. COVID on your face. Yeah. see that's He's calling it now. If he loses, he's going to blame it on COVID. I'm calling that new i'm calling that now. I'm not going to lose. That's because I hit COVID. but Look buddy, look buddy. You don't get to be the champ by taking days off. Mr. No days off over here. Rain, snow, sleet, wind, hail. What are you talking about? You cut a limb off and I'm here representing.

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Speaker: Anywho, Jeff, do you guys have like sam Sam's Club or Costco's? or Yeah, we got Sam's Club, we got we got Sam's Club, we got Costco, and CityMax. and I know you do too, boys. I know you got it down there. I don't know who's rocking out the comments tonight. Thank you. I was stepping on your toes earlier. My apologies, but whoever's rocking out the comments. and I appreciate that. It's not me. You're killing it. I didn't think it was you. I just didn't want to bla like say thanks, please. And then you go. I'm trying Bowser dance.

Speaker: But ah do either one of you guys have a membership at like Sam's or Costco or anything? I have both. I have definitely offering. I used to have one. So check this out. I very rarely use it. Yeah, go ahead. so So check this out. The other day down in Georgia, a lady and her two daughters come in two minutes before the store closes and ah demand a Costco employee to make them two large pizzas. assholes, which yeah, that's your, your, your, your. Costco employees says, ma 'am, sorry, you know, we're, we're closing in two minutes. We can't do that for you. blobb Blah, blah, blah, blah. The lady and her two daughters did proceed to jump over to the counter and start whooping, said Costco employees. as

Speaker: Assholes. I think they should stay and put in jail. Yeah. They had the co -workers or the yeah the employee said that her and her co -workers were prepared to close down. When a family of three walked in two minutes before closing, the mother the mother and her two daughters approached the club cafe and asked to order two whole pizzas. When the worker told them it was too late to place their order and called for a manager, the family started calling her names.

Speaker: Then the mother walked behind the counter into the kitchen and punched her in the face.

Speaker: Why doesn't that shit ever happen to us? Because, you know, you know, we're not going to just sit there and take. ah I don't give a fuck who you are. Rock you back. but I don't see gender. I see somebody. Fucking well it's twenty twenty four. You want equal rights? I got equal. I got equal. I got equal rights if you want equal rights. I'm just saying. I hate a woman but if someone's punching me in the fucking face, I'm going to punch them back. i don't why This is this is this is female. This was female ah female attack. However, in this situation, we couldn't have defended ourselves because had we defended ourselves against their mother and her daughters, we would have been racist.

Speaker: I knew it. I didn't want to say it, but I knew it. Yeah. In this situation had, had, had the, had, like Jeff said, you know, I want, you know, I wish somebody would play me like that. If, if it was in our, if that happened to us, we would have been able to defend ourselves because had we defended ourselves in any way, shape, and, or form, we would have been called racist. Yeah. na yeah I don't know. But but but no, uh, the boss, uh, the mom, she gets upset and goes from in front of the register and she comes to the back of the kitchen where she comes into the kitchen, she swings. And from there it was on her two dollars. You punched me in the face. I'm going to knock you the fuck out. The mother who attacked the customer. So then he attacked at a customer as well. So obviously they're charged with

Speaker: Battery and assault and i'm sure their trespass for the rest of their life There it is. There it is Yeah, you know, so they'll they'll never they'll never be allowed into sam's club again to get that yeah i'm sorry How hard is it to fucking call dominoes? I okay, so i've never had i've never had sam sam's club pizza It's not great. I'm not. I've had costumes, hot dogs. They're pretty good. I mean, it's a hot dog at the end of the day. It's still assholes and lips. Right. let the honest say Yeah. It's a hot dog, but they're good. But not.

Speaker: not It's not that it's not that good that I'm going to start a fight over.

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Like I mean, hey, I'm a I'm a hometown pizza shop guy. So, you know, I'm going to go to a local shop more than likely. But like, like, like.

Speaker: Yeah, exactly. There's that too late. Like, you know, I guess on a budget, it's, ah you know, I don't know. I've never had it. So I don't, I don't know. I don't know anything about it, but I'm a local guy. I'm going to, I'm going to try to hit up the local pizzerias first. If they're closed or it's too late, then Donato's, Domino's, Papa John's, they're usually openly, you know, later. I'm sorry. James club's pizza is not worth me. Check catching a charge for. Apparently you. didn't didn't have glaze and munchies. No. That's the only excuse. That's the only excuse. But if you're so blitzed out, yeah, I know I get that. But but you're our resident stoner, so we have to use your stoner. But i don't think most like so once I'm back stoned, I'm not going to be throwing a hands anyway. If I walked you to a place like that, and and I have done it, I have walked into a place not realizing it's like five minutes till closing.

Speaker: And I'll be walking around and I'm getting stuff in my basket and I notice I'm the only customer in there. And then I'll look up my watch and then I'll look up the time they close. No, no, I start putting shit back. And I'm like, I'm sorry, I didn't know you guys were about to close. I don't want to be that guy. I'll go somewhere else. But how entitled do you fucking have to be that you think that at five minutes to close, you can fucking demand two freshly made fucking pizzas? some and they're gonna be like okay um it the world they live and have that that mentality Well, you're still open, so you have to serve me. No, actually I don't. No, no. you know um I'm somewhat considerate.

Speaker: and there are some establishments that have that rule. If somebody walks in 10 minutes before they close, they will serve them. You know, that's, that's their, that's their rule. But don't be a dick. Come on now. I mean, and two minutes, they're not, their ovens are already shut down. They've probably taken them apart. They're clean and shit. You know, maybe they got a couple extra slices left. Be like, Hey, you can't give me a whole pizza, but we got these couple slices. Here you go. I could mix a bunch of beaches and me give you one. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah, physical assault. And that's the world we live in though. People are entitled and then when they don't get their way, they go instantly to violence and they that they know, you know, like that poor lady at Costco or Sam's Club, whatever it was, she probably like, I'm going to hit this bitch in the mouth. But I also got three kids at home and I got to provide for them. I don't know if she has any kids or anything like that. You know, I can't lose my job I will catch this bitch in the street though Same coin is if you're going around rocking people shit you might get rocked you And you know as a former hothead myself, you don't always win the fight you start Because you picked on the wrong motherfucker. So, you know one of these days that woman's gonna do that and she's gonna

Speaker: accidentally punch Rhonda Rousey in the face and then why wonder why she's in a fucking cold And I hope it happens I'm calling it, you know because you know, I'm not ah I'm not the big dog in the fight You know, I'm not the big guy But I also don't go running around going I could beat that motherfucker's ass. He's 614 and 300 pounds. I got this You know, it's 14. quite other no but but there are Yeah, there are bigger people that I can take out, but I'm not going to test that theory all the time. I'm 44 years old. I'm seriously out of shape. And I spoke like a fucking chimney. I'm not dumb enough to get. But if somebody rocks my shit, I won't fucking defend myself.

Speaker: I just put myself in their shoes if if if I was if I was the worker and some motherfucker came in and into it like I wouldn't want to deal with it either. I mean, that's just yeah, they're like, however, that that opens Costco or whatever the place is to a lawsuit to for what? confusing service not know Not protecting your your employees. Well, now now now and I guess I guess this particular Sam's Club and said in the story that they have been asking for a long time to have full -time security there. Because there's been other - I meant to get it now. Well, they do have a temporary security company that is there, but that's only going to last for like a month or two. So you got two months to figure out what you're going to do because the employees, they don't feel safe when they go to work. I guess there's been other issues at this store.

Speaker: I saw that real quick. And I get it as a business. so be i seen start prepar work As a business, it's not, you know, in the budget, so to speak, for security force. But when you have to pay out a half a million dollars because your employee got his ass beat. It's not in the budget dude those those CEOs get fucking take home millions of dollars. Oh oh Don't get it wrong oh it's wrong. I get it when it comes to spam's club and places like that they make you know, and but I get it a mom and pop shot. They don't have it but And let's be honest it's like mow it should be a must

Speaker: If you put in your own security, they're paying those security guards $11, $12, $13 an hour. You're not dipping into your budget that much. Yeah, you're not losing. You put you put you put you put four four to six guys on a rotation. You're going to have three guys on at a time or whatever, four guys on it. I don't know what their hours are. I mean, shit, I go there at work. I don't know what are they like nine to nine or 10 to 10 or some shit like that I could work 12 hours a day I mean put me on a fucking on a four -day rotation four days on three days off. I'll do 12 hours a day Yeah, you know, but

Speaker: Yeah. So the employees, I guess they've been asking for it for a while because that was an issue at a point of concern with that particular store. They've had issues before and I'm, you know, I'm assuming the area that it's in probably yeah well four guys, four guys, 40 hours a week at 12 bucks an hour, 96 grand a year. It's not that. Right. like Give me a taser. I'll shock somebody right now. Freaking taser. I can imagine. I can imagine that the the day before you go to your boss, but hey, we need more security around here. Like we can't afford it. Like, all right, cool. Whatever you call up your homie. Hey, you want to come in two minutes or closing tomorrow and order a pizza and punch me when I say pun face yeah. we want actually Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, it's careful tasers so I'll fucking use this. but Well, you're in a kitchen. Come at me when I'm in the kitchen and there's a knife handy. I want to fuck you up or pizza. a pivot card with know well that Doesn't they have looks like weird swords? Yeah. so no they have Yeah, they got.

Speaker: What's your night with a handle on top and it rolls so you get the you fucking Wolverine that shit Just saying but but Not a good idea to come at somebody in the kitchen because I'm gonna fuck you I'm going to jail we People be tripping Welcome to America Yeah. Well, and let let's forget. what Where was this at your works Georgia, Georgia, Georgia. Yeah. That's a gun toting state. tony stick of the wood and Swing at me because I can conceal carry. Trust me. but but Whether I'm at work or not, you know, you know, I fortunately unfortunately, a lot of a lot of states are. You know, ah they are.

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Speaker: dick you know that's believable that is believable uh you know and a lot of states are going to the stanger ground if it's three on one in a fight and i said no yeah know all men would be some on fuck her I just want mayonnaise and cheese on my pizza. hey Take the olives off the pizza, put them back in the drawer. yeah

Speaker: like always I olives. Olives are good. I'll take your olives. I've never been that hungry that I'm going to punch you in the face because you couldn't make my pizza. You know, I can't tell you how much I've rolled through a drive -thru like Wendy's or something and it's not like super late. I don't realize, you know, I still don't know like When COVID officially started, like, you know, like there were certain restaurants, like McDonald's was open 24 seven. Taco Bell was open 24 seven. And then they cut their hours way back. And now they've now they've opened up where they're open late or whatever. I don't know what their fucking plate. Mm. Cheeseburger. There's been a few times where I've pulled through a parking lot and been like,

Speaker: Yeah, can I get there? Number seven, a little kid behind the behind the magic microphone is like, sorry, sir, we're closed. And it's like, oh, shit, my bad. Yeah, I just drive away. Oh, no, no, he asked him. No, before you drive away, you ask him, well, what do you have that's already made? Yeah. Yeah. I'll take it. that You're going to throw away. and Well, I heard this. up then cheese like Little Caesars has those hot and readies. At the end of the day, if they have a bunch left over and they're closing, they'll give them to you.

Speaker: Do the little seizures that that's close to me when when you walk in there's nothing ever ready. Nothing is really oh my god here they have like that in ours too. They have three standing like they look like refrigerators but they're warmers. They have no no we have them all the time. No they have them full all the time. Little seizures here has those but they're just empty all the time. Here they're always full. They came out crazy. Because they came out with these crazy puffs. And I've been wanting to try the pepperoni ones. And every time I'm like, oh, let me drive by, I'll grab some real quick. They never have any made. They're like, well, take a minute. I'm like, no, I'm good. I went to Little Caesars the other day to get a hot and ready. There's a reason why it's full all the time. Why those those warmers are full because it tastes like fucking carbon. Well, there's that. Well, I've lost, you know, you get what you pay for.

Speaker: like they're the worst chain pizza restaurant in a America. It's horrible. Yeah, our our little Caesar's the same as like Blaze said, his is nothing's ever ready or when they do have those fucking warmers completely full, they're for other people. Oh, really? Yeah. who ours There's no more hot and ready when you go in there and ask for a pizza, it's going to take them a half hour. Oh, dude, I can walk in there right now. And be like yeah and we have the warmer thing up front by the counter where you can where you can order a head online. you order ahead on mine, tells you to be ready in 20 minutes, you get in there. There's nothing in that fucking, that fucking warmer. And then they're like, oh, it's going to be another 20, 30 minutes. It's like, Mitch, I just fucking ordered this a half hour ago. It's already supposed to be ready. You're popping out these cardboard ass pizzas every 30 seconds. You, you could, I ordered online. Let's make it happen. You know, it depends on where you're at. I think it really depends on, cause I know the, the,

Speaker: The Little Caesars, a couple towns over, every time I've stopped there, they do have a lot of hot and ready. so guess it allli on It's a more expensive neighborhood. well i say those these The Little Caesars here. ah in the in the in the poorer parts of town. Oh, man, they're fucking they're lying down the fucking block. Well, you go to you go to over by where the the central Walmart is. We call it downtown where the rich part of town is. And you can get pizza every second. Yeah. Well, the same little theaters back before I moved to Charleston because I used to live right around the corner from the house I had.

Speaker: uh, when we lived here before here in town, before we moved to Charleston, uh, you can go in there any, any given time and walk in, Hey, I need six, I need three cheese and and and three pepperoni. They're like, okay, here you go. You're in and out. I don't know what changed. I don't know the dynamic other than the fact that 99 .999 % of their fucking employees are methods. And every time you walk in there, 75 % of them are outs out back doing God knows what.

Speaker: So, smoking we all I i mean as a weed smoker, if I go in a restaurant and the crew's out back smoking weed, I'm okay with that. It just means that whatever I end up getting for my order might be something I didn't order, but it might be fucking awesome. but i you're like I never thought of putting these two things together, but I'm not mad at it. I do that a lot when I'm drunk. I think i think drunk think alcoholics and stoders have a lot in common when it comes to food because I'll be like, I got shredded cheese. I've got some croissants.

Speaker: I did something like that the other day. I made a bologna, I made a fried bologna egg and cheese breakfast burrito. That sounds awesome. Yeah, it was pretty fucking good. or I just go to the Old Faithful and that's three to four baked potatoes in a giant bowl with sour cream and some bacon bits and I just come back. But see but yeah if I make myself a baked potato like that, nobody else in the house can have one. Cause I've used all the butter and all the sour cream. Well, yeah, I don't, I don't drown my bacon half a pound. Oh dude, if it's not floating, I'm not eating. Like you eat your pasta in a bucket.

Speaker: That's how i I get the biggest mixing bowl we have and I'll and I'll seriously put like four baked potatoes it and mash them all up and it's probably like 10 pounds of potato but I don't care because I love potatoes. I do it in the toaster oven. I put the baked potatoes in there and I'll make four or five of them at a time and I'll put it in my bucket. and just a whole tub of fucking sour cream, a bunch of cheese, bake, I'll use a whole thing of bacon bits. My wife won't let me buy bacon bits no more because I eat it. I do just enough butter and just enough sour cream and cheese to flavor it. I don't go crazy. Like I don't want to eat.

Speaker: I don't want to eat a bowl. I don't want to taste the potato. the potato. Bacon bits are not an ice cream sprinkle. You know how they have like the holes in it? so I just take the top off, dude. I'm just dumping in there. i'm I'm sitting here thinking about vanilla ice cream, Nutella peanut butter, and bacon bits on top. Dude, I love Nutella. I didn't think. Actually, it's nut salad. Yeah, I love that. Well, here it's like a state. It's a state, dude. So I, I, I first ran in into internet teller when I was a kid and as an army brat, cause you could find it in the commissary, right? All, all, all over the world, you know, and when, you know, I got, or when I left being an army brat and started shopping and the civilian world and shit, I never found it up until like maybe a decade ago, then boom.

Speaker: It's everywhere now. I love it. Nutella. No, it's Nutella. It is not. Yeah, it's it's spelled Nutella. It's not really like nuts for. fun But it's it's fucking awesome. But I just say Nutella because I've always said Nutella. I don't know why everybody says tomato, tomato, aluminum or aluminium. Yeah. with

Speaker: No, I love that. Wolverine in his aluminium clothes. Dude, I can't wait till you see it. Because Chris and I have seen it. We're holding back. I know. I know. I will on the 5th. I got tickets. And we got the cinematic 3D experience. Nice. Yeah. So here's... I don't like that. I know this is... I don't like it either. I know this is like... What's that? He doesn't like Nutella. Well, you know, he's he's in the chat. He's in the chat, correcting you guys. No, he's not. You say Nutella, whatever it is, I don't and learn how to say aluminum. Then we'll talk. I don't. I don't like it. I think it's gross. Really? It's all like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I do say we should do fucking bougie.

Speaker: Ferrero Rocher is dope as fuck. See? All caps again, for fuck's sake. I don't like. What about the Ferrero Rocher? Why are you hollering? I don't like them. Yeah, right. Fucking Americans. I don't like. I'm not a big chocolatier. Like I can, as much as I can eat, if I eat a whole Snickers, it's too sweet. I'm just like, oh, gross. I can only be at about half a Snickers. I do like those buenos, those kinder buenos. Yeah, kinder buenos. That shit's awesome. Yeah. I buy that shit like crazy. I buy that shit like every time I go to the store, I buy like three or four of them. But not for me, the kids, they don't make it into the house because as soon as I walk in the house, kids grab them

Speaker: disappear with them. So I've I've only had like one. like Now, I know this isn't news related, but you were talking about movies a little bit ago. So I don't I don't go to the theaters a lot, only when there's like this one movie come out that year, maybe twice here that I just really want to see real bad. So I spend the extra money and get like the cinematic or the fucking whatever best quality I can get as I watch maybe one or two. I think the last time I saw a movie in the theater was John Wick 4. so hour million

Speaker: yeah john what when you When you come to see a movie here It's fucking they have the VIP cinema where you sit in a fucking recliner and you have waiters. Yes and you food and beer. Oh lot of movies have put in recliners and i know the yeah p cinema here yeah And here's the crazy thing the regular cinema here is like 10 bucks the VIP is 15 So from what you're spending at the regular cinema in the States, you just get the VIP here. So when I was living on the West Coast, we had regal cinemas out here. They're not where I'm at now. And I was a monthly subscriber to regal cinemas for like 20 bucks a month. I can go watch and let it do movies all month. 20 bucks a month. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker: course, because they're making their money. Let's just talk about that. Jay, Jay Singh, John, him and his wife have that that pass when I was interviewing him Friday last Friday and he was saying it's like twenty dollars a month and you can go see i check that out how. Pull on fucking recliners. Wine beer. It's fucking dope, dude. That's not what I know. I just found out on YouTube or on Facebook. night legy

Speaker: sleep tight little i love theringe good night get you rest

Speaker: but yeah they have like you can get a full fucking meal don't let please come up alu em bed bugs by yeah a little hello human and loma number number i illuminminum Good night. Sleep tight. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Yeah, aluminum. But no, I don't go to the cinema because I have to leave the house, which is why I have my flickster and like watching Deadpool.

Speaker: was the first time in the longest time that I was like, fuck it. I'm going to watch this on the, because when on, on that website, when you go on there, they they have like H it'll say a top corner HD, uh, or it'll say cam. If it's camp, somebody snuck their fucking camera and a video. Yeah. Well, if it says camp, I don't watch it. I don't watch it. So, uh,

Speaker: Deadpool Wolverine was the first time that I was like, fuck it. I don't care. It's cam version. I don't care. I want to see the movie. I started to watch Twister that way or Twister's. And I'm just mean yeah I mean, wait. In all honesty, that the cam version of that was not bad. It wasn't terrible. So, um, but Blake, I was I sent to blazing. I'm going to send it to you if you want to rewatch it. The whole movie's on fucking YouTube. Not anymore. It's no longer there. Oh, really? They got rid of it. like That same link. Yeah, it's not there anymore. Yeah, it says video unavailable. I'll wait on them. Yeah. Copyright claim by Disney. I will. I want you. I knew I was going to. I knew that I was. I watched the whole movie again in a better quality on YouTube.

Speaker: So, like, some of the jokes on that cam version were not great. Like, you couldn't really hear a couple of people because, you know, somebody's talking in the background or or yeah or just the audio quality was there. But on the YouTube video that I watched, it was flawless. I don't know how they did it, but, yeah, I watched it there, but it is gone now, yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, I watched it a second time. dead pool I'm going to catch I just watched it because it was getting very hard to avoid spoilers. and So, I watched this version and it will definitely 100 % watch it again. I started talking to Nikki about it. I had no idea. She wanted to watch it. She's like, you're killing me, right? And I'm like, why? She's like, cuz I said I wanted to watch it. I was like, what did you say? that my

Speaker: She's like, I've only seen the first one. I was like, I can't be before sex, before sex. Yeah. See, I don't let spoilers get to me. I mean, you can sit there and tell me that you can sit there and tell the entire movie by your, from your perspective, that's not going to ruin it. Well, that's not necessarily true because, uh, and this is my personal side. But also, but also you have to remember. What, uh, I wanted to see the twilight finale and somebody went and saw it and they're like, yeah, it turns out the whole fight scene was a dream. And I was like, are you fucking kidding me? And he's like, yeah, I'm just kidding. Then I saw the movie and you find out the fight scene was a fucking dream. And I was like, I haven't watched that yet. Damn it. but but also and It and all, it all, it all fairness on my part.

Speaker: Nikki's not a comic book nerd like I am. So she's going to watch the movie and it it enjoy the movie for what, but she's not going to get all the, like the references and characters and carry it. Like she's not going to understand why it's a big deal to see some of the things that you see. So, but she's still a soul. Like, all right, fine. I'll shut the hell up. I'm definitely looking forward to all the cameos and all the Easter eggs and all that. Oh, I actually found an Easter egg. I rewatched when I was rewatching it. I actually watched a video the other day that was like Easter eggs that you didn't see in Deadpool and Wolverine. And one of the Easter eggs was the Stanley Easter egg. And I was like, oh, so I rewatched the scene. And I was like, oh, look, there it is. Well, yeah, they they they they they well represent Stanley.

Speaker: Yeah. Well, it's a it's a yeah. But on Deadpool and Wolverine, it's a blink and you'll miss it part. Yeah. I mean, it's a panning shot. But yeah, it's like, oh, there it is. OK. Any who, we're getting pretty close to the end of the night here. ah In order to keep on on record or, you know, keep on pace, mandatory penis story about this. And I think this is gonna be really cool. I do have a penis. I'm going to save it. But Buzzfeed, Buzzfeed has two articles that they put out and one is that I got here is 17 penis horror stories guaranteed to make you a laugh.

Speaker: so gives Saturday night. Saturday night. Saturday night. Saturday night. Saturday night. Saturday night. Saturday night. Saturday night. Saturday night. Saturday night. Saturday night. Saturday night. Saturday night. Saturday night. Saturday night. that gave him a blowjob. He randomly started distances himself from me, but later we went and grabbed drinks. He asked me, do you remember what you had for lunch on Sunday? She said, I had no idea. But he said, you had cashew chicken. I'm allergic to cashews. And apparently his dick had exploded into a swollen, itchy, red skin peeling member from the blowjob I gave him.

Speaker: but Oh, no, this blowjaw may contain that. Yeah, yeah that was not so fun. And I'll hit another one in the work. I can't come into work like Dick's big. My joke is allergic reaction. I got another one here for you. Then we'll we'll start closing out the show and play some close to music. This one is

Speaker: The girthy jaw. I occasionally get lockjaw. One time I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. He's quite big and girthy and my jaw started to hurt. I thought, fuck it. I keep going. Which was a big mistake. I got to the point where I couldn't open my mouth wide enough to get his dick out. So I had to pry my mouth open with my feet.

Speaker: How big is dude? but the get the ah you just that's what you were like in car lot ah click comment in He's like, hi, I'm calling for Heather. She can't come into works.

Speaker: but if that other piece is could only detach I feel like this will be a fun little fun little list to fly through. I actually have two lists by Buzzfeed that are like 17 horror penis stories and then the other one are like 17 horror penis stories at the hospital or whatever. or So but while I go to the stories, these stories are fun and they're mandatory on the of what the **** news. So I got to make sure I give the people what they want. What the people want is my penis stories.

Speaker: They want nothing but dick thrown at them. They just want my dick. Stories. Stories.

Speaker: Anywho, thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. ah It's been a random show. It's been nice knowing everybody. Jeffrey, thank you for the many years of friendship. You're like an STD that I could never get rid of. I'll see you guys on the other side. like save us to spot davis a spot outside the burlig gates don't don't hurt Saint Pete too too much. I'll be so I'll be saving our VIP spot Saturday. I'm going to get you a background for Saturday that has the barricades in the back. I'll be like that kid on the bus on Forrest Gump when somebody tries to come into our section seats taken.

Speaker: so to taking i'm gonna move along here. Move it along. Move it along. I reckon you can't sit here. mark my police He's like Napoleon Dynamite. What are you doing today, Napoleon? Anything I want. ah it and

Speaker: Anywho, we're going to wrap this up tonight. I got, and it's, it's, it's, stopped it's it's brand new ish music, but it's not, it's more of a brand new video. So we've already played it. Tennessee. Holy water. They were on Glick's house of music and they released their cover of Warren's eaters. Pretty little poison while their video dropped today and we have it for you guys. So go check out Tennessee. Holy water. Go show the guys some love. They just had a really kick ass show from the looks of it. I could shocked and Rockfest up here at Ohio. ah And that's further the guys. Well, go enjoy their music. They're cool. They're fucking awesome. Listen to the music. Yeah. like Oh, we're not muted. I don't hear it. I was going to say, I don't hear anything. What's going on? I can hear you guys. Yeah, I can. I can hear the song, like.

Speaker: Yeah, what's going on? Yeah. Fucked up. Sing along. The DJ. You didn't even it didn't even even mute the mics. Yeah, they didn't. It's still not. Oh, that's weird.

Speaker: It was worth it. roated it That's weird. I'm going to figure out why that's not you know what I know what happened. It's a goddamn Ripper that I use. I'll have it for Saturday night, guys. OK. Oh, it downloaded a muted, a muted audio. Anyways, we'll just close the show up with Donald Trump. Many men, like all the men Wish death upon me Blood in my eye dog and I can't see The president is what I'm destined to be But Democrats tryna take my life away Put a hole in my ear now you gone see Put a call into all my security Better watch how you talk when you talk about me Cause I'll come and take your life away Many men, that's a lot of men Many many many many men

Speaker: Wish death on me Lord, I don't cry no more Don't look to the sky no more Have mercy on me These pussy Democrats put the money on my head Go get you refund, motherfucker, cause I ain't dead I'm the origin of fruit bowl

Speaker: And I ain't been crowned when I rally Something special happens every time I'm the greatest, something like America in his prime I ripped the concrete jungle, I ain't never been humble This race hot, cause I stay ready to rumble Gotta tempt with Joe, go ahead, lose your head I'm crazy, I'll grab Kamala between her legs I'll light a brown cap on my head, chip on my shoulder Till I want his presidential race, pussy just be fate over

Speaker: yeah I'm not a political guy, but I love this political circus that our that that our that our country has. oh It is entertaining. I'll give it that. yeah eho Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. If you haven't already, check out the network. We got lots of shows, lots of programming that you guys can check out and enjoy. We kick off the week on Mondays with Men Care for Men. It's a men's mental health show hosted by myself and Connor. But in the meantime, we're we got Blaze and Jeff that are filling in from time to time, helping me out. So I'm not hanging out by myself until Connor gets back Tuesday nights on his new night. Glick's house of music. I'm hanging out interviewing musicians, shooting the shit with them, having a good time.

Speaker: Wednesday nights is a show right here. What the **** news? If it's in the news and it makes us say what the **** or if we can twist the news story to make you say what the **** we're going to do it. hey And then Thursday nights a man blaze with his new show. Who's argument anyway? Who's argument is it anyway? Anyways where it's not. It's not since it's not difficult. It's nonsensical. I'll figure it out eventually. I promise you I'll get it. Shut up. It's easy. Shut up. Stop it. Shut up. It's easy. Like Jeff's wife. but Wait, what?

Speaker: sorry it's anger like of to on mor ah That's Thursday nights, Friday nights is it's going to be, uh, we don't know what's going to go on. It can be a flashback Friday. It could be. Boomer Friday. It could be behind the scenes Friday. Just we're going to post random shit in there. It could be Cassius Corner, which is the newest show to the network. The champ junior, maybe Squatch, Little Glick, whatever you want to call him. He's got a wrestling show. Me and him, we're talking wrestling. We're we're giving our predictions, our picks for wrestling or for pay per views. And just all in all, just talking a little wrestling, father and son style.

Speaker: Saturday nights is the foundation of this here network, not sensible nonsense. It's where it all started. Ladies and gentlemen, it's not a hitch. It's not apologetic. We say, do whatever the hell we want. And if you don't like it, keep on fucking scrolling. we lineness Anywho, we also throw a twist on it because it wouldn't be full on Arkham. Asylum crazy shenanigans if we didn't and let the inmates get involved. We call it the open door challenge We drop the link in the chatter's box and we challenge you guys to hit it and come up on stage with us We just actually turn your camera on and put your penis away because nobody wants to see it That's what she said. I challenge you to hit it Challenge accepted I think we wrap the week up with Jeff and Benji. They're talking cars and trucks and shit. I on Jeff's garage. If it it's in the garage and it's got a motor, they're going to talk about it when they decide to do a show. Well, that was my bad. I got the time change wrong. Not even time change. I am an hour behind you guys half the year and we were going to do a show at one and I'm thinking one, one, one, one and I looked at my phone. I was like, okay, it's 1230.

Speaker: I get set up and I said, Ben, do you text? I said, are you ready? He's like, dude, I'm getting ready out of the door. Why do you message you and say something? He was hanging out with his daughter. They were hanging, doing things. Daughter. We we we talked about that Saturday.

Speaker: ah so So yeah, we are gonna have one this Sunday. I've set an alarm for myself to write myself down. yeah ah nice So yeah, check check out all the shows. We are everywhere, Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok. We do live shows, like I said, Monday through Friday ah on on Twitch, YouTube, and Facebook. You guys can jump in, watch us live, interact with us. We got the chatters box. Chatters box is always open. We encourage you guys to take part in the conversation. And if you can't watch us live, you can listen to us any time, any place, wherever you listen to podcast that we are on all the big network, on all the big platforms, as well as the small platforms. We're everywhere. Just look up the nonsensical network or simply go to bio dot link slash nonsensical network. Gentlemen, I'm going to leave you with the legacy as as I as I venture to the light. That's cold, bony fingers are getting closer and closer.

Speaker: i had a good run um not leaving this network in good hands but i'll be watching down from below ah you will well yeah i have my much sound from above like sorry watch it down from above yeah you said it right take you watch it well in in In tradition of my new thing that I'm doing, because it's not Saturday, it's sunday Saturday, ah I have a new toast for you gentlemen. And it's, here's to your good health. May it live to be as long, may you live to be as long as as may it live ah be as old as your jokes.

Speaker: Jesus Christ. words are i know I wrote it down too. Do you smell toast? You have me laughing because you're sitting there playing with your glass. Chef's stroking out. I got COVID. You're on your own blazer. We're all dead. ah um do honor Good luck, buddy. Thank you, Michael Bathurst. I appreciate you, brother. Blaze, you got anything you want to say before we take off tonight? Aguna Matata. Ain't no passing green. Ain't no wearing... Oh, shit. That's not a weird movie. That's a fucking movie, you fucking crazy. Ladies and gentlemen, you know the drill, you know the deal when you find yourselves at the crossroads at life.

Speaker: And you don't know what to do. And you don't know where you're going to that little demon pops up and he wants to make a deal. Remember five simple letters, five simple words. What would nonsensical nonsense do? And then do the complete fucking opposite. Don't ever do what we do. We're terrible influences. And with that being said, be good. Fucking be good at it. See you guys next time. Tune in tomorrow night. Live 7 p .m. 8 p .m. Place. oh yeah

Speaker: Booyah. What time? What time is it? Oh, but and ah about eight o 'clock. About eight o 'clock. I'm sorry. I thought you were shutting it down, man. About eight o 'clock. Broke the blade. Do it tomorrow. you know Do not drink the bong water. for moment Put it in a bottle and cold. To the tomorrow about eight o 'clock to whose argument is it anyways? where the debates of the arguments are not typical they're godsensical

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