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Speaker: Sean Penn's boyfriend, American blackmailer and human trafficker, Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky, recently banned opposing political parties and will stay in office without an election because of his own declaration of martial law.
Speaker: Go democracy!
Speaker: That America saved by giving $200 billion and counting.
Speaker: Where do you stand on what happened on January 6th?
Speaker: Do you stand with the erectionists?
Speaker: You heard President Coloring Book, right?
Speaker: Calls!
Speaker: Illinois commies want to change the word for criminals from offenders to justice-impacted individuals.
Speaker: Solve that problem.
Speaker: World now kinder and gentler.
Speaker: In other news, the word victims of criminals will be changed to negative impacted life experience persons.
Speaker: The CDC says it's preparing for the possibility of increased risk to human health from bird flu.
Speaker: Sorry, what I meant was the CDC is going to release the bird flu and then start up again with all the great vaccines Travis Kelsey can show.
