Transcript
Speaker: Thank you.
Speaker: Okay, there we go there it is
Speaker: What is good, everybody? Oh, and Jarvis is in here. Of course, you know, you can't go wrong with Jarvis. I mean, I'm the, I guess you could call me the honorary third member, but then of course with Glick, NFW motherfucker, NFW. This is just why I regret ever giving Jeff any control whatsoever. Like he doesn't know how it works when we have guests on the show. You know, usually give me a minute or two to be like, what's going on? Happy Saturday, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's not so difficult now since he's an asshole. I'm Glick.
Speaker: If you're not already, check out the social medias, Facebook, Instagram, X, TikTok, follow us, hang out with us live, Mondays to Wednesdays and Saturdays on YouTube and Twitch, you know, 7 p .m. Check us out any time, any place, wherever you listen to podcasts and all at nonsensical nonsense podcast. You can also simply go to
Speaker: Biodot Lake slash nonsensical nonsense is down there at the bottom of your screen. It's got all our links and all of our sponsors as well. Don't forget to use promo code words are or check out Benji's in the sky. What's going on, buddy? There he is. Guest in the building. Jeff, it is an open door Saturday night. Anybody listening? There's a link in the chat.
Speaker: If you'd like to bring yourself here, if you're brave enough or you can just lurk in the back and be a poussoir. Exactly. I was going to say Glick got to meet me last night, so he knows I'm brave enough. I don't give a shit. So last night, I was doing clicks out some music.
Speaker: Right. You would think, I mean, I know like a lot of people talk about supporting people and don't actually do it. You would think at least my co -host might pop in all week. My power went out Wednesday night, four o 'clock came back on Thursday morning. Last night was right up your alley. Yeah.
Speaker: we went back in time dude it was all nice look at that ah see look i i picked the perfect name for tonight then oh what are we playing yeah we still got room yeah and you get your fucking ass in here oh he's out hanging out with his kids living be
Speaker: the kids can come on here fucking well hey it's like I told last night the best time here and down my mom was like I can sell so we good nice Benji Benji was there I was having dude I was having a
Speaker: I was having a blast last night, uh, playing the songs over here, just having a fucking good old time. And then, uh, I did learn though, last night that, uh, I can't get kicked off of Twitch. We did. We've been kicked off of another platform, Jeff. We've almost been kicked off of all of them. See, this is what happens, you know?
Speaker: I have yet to be kicked off any platform, period, whatsoever, myself. But you, sir, you have this innate ability to, no matter what you do, get kicked off. If you drop a follow our way, we'll send a follow back. We'll get one as soon as we're done tonight. I usually follow everybody back. Brian, you get back in your fucking cage. I did not let you out of that fucking cage. We'll take it.
Speaker: I know I know what I did on Twitch to get kicked off last night. What'd you do? So it wasn't necessarily my fault. It might have been somebody else's fault on this screen for requesting Billy Joel.
Speaker: Wait, so Billy Joel got you kicked off with? Not something like, you know, you know, some Norwegian death metal or some shit like that. Billy Joel.
Speaker: really old cabbage apparently you may be right got us kicked off a twitch i don't know but
Speaker: Everybody else is like, yeah, whatever, it's a smaller film. Billy Joel's like, fuck you! They'll kick off fucking Glick before they kick us off. Oh no, it gets even better. So, let me, let me.
Speaker: Let me, uh, let me hang out with my guy K mag last night for the first night ever. I'm like, I'm like, damn dude, I got kicked out Twitch. He was like, I wonder what the fuck happened. I was like, Hey, do you have TikTok? He's like, yeah, I got a TikTok page. I said, well, follow us on TikTok. I'm going to go get on our TikTok. Right. So he's like, okay. Well, then he's like, I tried to send you an invite. So I sent him an invite. We go live and you know what happens when I get on TikTok. You probably got kicked off there too.
Speaker: Oh, no, no, no, they got a new thing going on. They put me on a 10 minute restriction. I got put on the same restriction for the same thing for guess what for doing for doing for having substance that could be harmful to your body.
Speaker: And I was like, this is my apple juice and I have asthma and this is my inhaler, TikTok. You commie bastards. Benji and I were talking the other day, I said, you know, we need to get some of these deals rocking so we can just make enough money. We'll just buy TikTok. We'll just call it that. We'll deal on month that shit.
Speaker: Well, then they can put in warning labels on both came out and I mean, because you're smoking. Well, when I when we would go live on on TikTok, yeah, I would smoke because that's kind of what I do. I see that. Yeah, look there. Yeah. Took a play out of my book for Christmas lights. And and every time we. Any story.
Speaker: But yeah, he was actually a he. And his dick was bigger than mine. Oh, wait. That doesn't take much, Jeff. That doesn't take much. Hey, you're preaching to the choir. I wrote that book. It doesn't mean it doesn't hurt at 90 mile an hour, OK? Hey, that's right.
Speaker: It's not how you're right. You're right. It's not how deep you fish. It's how you wiggle your worm. Let's. That's right. That's right. You know, it's a 90 mile an hour. Still hurts a motherfucker. I bet you would. And that's why your mom tastes so good. Hey, hey, you know what? At least she doesn't smell like semen all the time. Exactly. Yeah, it sounds like. Speaking of which, speaking of semen.
Speaker: I actually found out something interesting. Did you know semen can smell? I'm not touching that. I'm not touching that. So Leggy knows the show. There's a show in the UK called QI, which stands for quite interesting.
Speaker: And it's, they have a, it's, it's, it's a kind of a game show, but it's the points don't really matter. And they ask interesting questions and the more interesting your answer, the more points you get. And apparently semen are attracted to a, a certain smelt called the Lily of the Valley, which is kind of some, yes, it's hosted by Stephen Fry. Fucking hilarious. I've seen every single episode, but I was watching old episodes the other day on YouTube.
Speaker: And they're like, semen can smell. And I was like, well, that's good to know. So, you know, it's weird info that I get all the time. But, you know, there's a reason my algorithm... Your TikTok algorithm just really... Oh, yeah. Your television watch is just as far out there as your...
Speaker: No, I was watching on YouTube. I gathered. But in all seriousness, if you watch QI and let you back me up here, it's actually fucking hilarious because they're celebrities. They're celebrity guests and celebrities that you guys would not know because we're not British. But fucking hilarious. That shit cracks me up. Goddamn, this motherfucker over here is just pulling out the whole ass dog turd to smoke on tonight. Jesus. OK. It's just a little one.
Speaker: That's a little, that's like a, that's like a cat turn. Calm down. I didn't want to go to the cigar shop. So I was at the gas station. I just grabbed it. Do it. I wouldn't tip black tips. Fucking amazing. Swisher sweets. Uh, why? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The wine ones are good. I give you that. I give you that.
Speaker: Yeah. Fry is a comedian. They like Lily of the Valley. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Cause I'm going to buy someone something for Christmas. That's what I'm giving Chris for his birthday. Chris is next year. I was just, I was just out. I spent all day out Christmas shopping. I don't, I don't do Christmas shopping. I tell the wife, what do you want?
Speaker: You buy the rest for the kids, I'll go buy you something. And I do it Christmas Eve. Go, go, go pick out your Christmas present. I'll pay. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. I tell her, look, you go get the kids stuff. Hi. I'm a terrible gift giver.
Speaker: for the simple fact that if I buy something, I'm like, oh, your birthday's in a week. Just open it now because I want to see. I want to play with it. You know, so so Christmas Eve, I go and I go get my wife's gift. Now, I already know what I'm a getter. But if I know if I buy it before. I. She'll be she'll be using my buyer. That Lily of the Valley beard oil.
Speaker: I had some valley beard conditioner. Next, there'll be body wash. Fucking every. Hi, Jeff. I'm out. I got to go buy some now. Just just off to get some Lily in the valley. Oh, McFly. I have my mouse up here and I moved it to McFly. I had to go back to the future. Easy, easy. I was talking about.
Speaker: But yeah. He just yeeted himself out of the day. Gotta go. I gotta go. And on that note, we cue the music. Well, for those of you guys who don't know, as I said, when the show started, it's Saturday night. God damn, I haven't even taken a drink of my beer or anything. It ran alive. Apple juice, bitch. It's apple juice.
Speaker: Oh, no, this is the grown up show. It's me. Yeah, it's grown up show where this is where shit just goes. We're also not paid for work. Yeah, this is the shit I would play at work. Yeah, there's my apple juice. There you go. That's right. As a last night, I had to go buy a fucking 12 pack just for the show tonight. Yeah, let's go.
Speaker: Oh, damn. Oh, sucks. I'm sorry. The other four hours. Yeah. Right. He's like, man, I guess I'll come up on the show tomorrow. I'm going to have to go buy a beer. I was like, oh, shucks. Oh, no. Oh, no. Surprise, surprise. I drank almost all my beer last night. Who would do such a thing to you? Honey, go get me some more beer. Is it weird that I'm not even shocked?
Speaker: for last night but uh no for those of you guys who don't know obviously you guys some of you guys may have seen steven on the show before he's been on here like he's been on here three too many guys and then they're like hey we got steven on deck maybe we can bring him in here we can cut a few
Speaker: I got a, I got a joke for you, a new joke that I just made up tonight. The Minnesota Vikings. That's a joke in itself. That's all you got to say. You're acting like I give a fuck about them. You have one goddamn job and you're up by 14 points.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: Well, no, I'd like to I'd like to put your money where your mouth is and all honestly I want to put you on the field with Vikings. I really do. I want to find a bunch of people like I can play better than the Vikings. I want to find like, you know, 30 guys that say they can play better than the Vikings and throw them on the field. OK, I got someone in the chat right now. Hey, Brian, tell them about how good our fucking high school football team was. Oh, God, the high school.
Speaker: high school. We've had this discussion because I asked Chris, I said, really? Could you take a high school team of gets an NFL team granted the worst NFL team out there? And Chris is like, you've been demolished. You couldn't even put it. You couldn't even put a, you couldn't even put a high school team against the college, a D one team.
Speaker: Yeah. You get, you get how we would run out of ambulances. My high school team was undefeated four years in a row when I would look like a triage unit because all the broken bones, it looked like one more, one triage unit, just cutting off shit. You know, just call them. Not unless everybody at your, everybody that you went to high school with that played on your football team, D one college.
Speaker: every one of them were drafted by the NFL. I don't give a damn how good I wish they would have been. But no, Chicago Lakes is more known for hockey. Yeah. I'm just saying I'm going to get enough money together one day. I'm just going to rent the Vikings for a day and grab a whole fucking 30. Why would you want to waste money on the Vikings when you could get the brown? Oh, no, no.
Speaker: I don't care. Well, I'm going to buy the Browns. Don't worry about that. I'm sorry, bro. It's better. I'm playing better football this year than you guys are. We're all running back and fifth quarterback. And so is Joe Flacco still playing for fucking Cleveland or what's that? Is Joe Flacco still playing or they signed me to a one year contract. See now, you know, you're bad. You're bad.
Speaker: When there's a team out there with a fifth quarterback actually playing better. Yeah. Yeah. I was thinking the same thing. He did the gesture right out of my head. Chris, go this way. Be honest. No, guys. Guys, it's not that it's.
Speaker: read the room brother can't see the chat where the fuck do i see the chat look at the screen are you on are you on twitter are you on uh youtube right now k meg i'm on the fucking stream yard still okay so to say on the i think down below yeah that's join the
Speaker: Join the chat Some of you guys may know Steven already like I said, he's been on the show a few times so Stevens joining us he does
Speaker: Oh, there it is. The Jervishi project. The Jervishi project. Dude, my fucking wife went back and watched that. And all I could hear is, you know, if you change your name to Jervishi, we might have some. You know, you know, we've saved marriages. The Jervishi project, we save marriages.
Speaker: Yeah, me and Brian did meet in middle school. Yeah, you better be quaking. So is Tony ever coming back or is that motherfucker like the John Wick name?
Speaker: He's technically not a member of the show. He's shown up a couple of times, which I don't care. Especially on Saturdays, like we do the open door challenge and everybody's allowed to kind of come in and hang out. We don't care who you are. But he's coming. We got all this. But he's not a member of my show anymore. Yeah, I mean, I had known these guys for what, three months?
Speaker: Nor do I think he ever will be nothing, you know, like I could still be cool with him and whatever I just He's got too much other stuff going on to really yeah And I'm not the type of person to bow to somebody's worm or make Chris is Chris is saying he's a podcast go fuck yourself Yeah
Speaker: This motherfucker holds a belt saying he's like the best fucking goddamn podcaster out there and talks more shit about me as a wrestler. Hey, Jarvis, I just want to say something. You don't have a belt. He does so fucking belt. Roddy Roddy Piper didn't need a fucking belt. Everyone is never a champion. Yeah. In WCW, he was, but not WWE. Yeah, I didn't count them.
Speaker: And in the territory system, he was a champion.
Speaker: We're trying to be less controversial here, Alan. I've only had like two drinks in my beer, you know, in about an hour or two. Yeah. There's so much we need to hear about this. Can you come into the podcast? I might not be so polite in like an hour or two, you know. I was going to say, give it an hour and a half, then ask that question. Fuck that motherfucker. Fuck you, buddy.
Speaker: Oh, we all know why this podcast is so six vessel. It's Jeff. Yeah.
Speaker: directly from the mouth of retards hold on one second guys i got i gotta answer a phone call i'll be right back hey you started out watching star trek for the so k meg funny story about this tony literally would be on his fucking phone most of the fucking or watching star trek or my hands or whatever whatever was trendy
Speaker: Because because it's not like it's streaming Any time hey, have you guys ever watched Star Trek before it's like no No, I have sex with women While watching Star Trek count though, I'm just curious asking for a friend Never never watch Star Trek now
Speaker: I watched it as a kid because my dad watched it all the time But he may have been I never watched Star Trek or Star Wars or I had Ended or begin with star I actually was getting later Star Wars believe it or not Wait to Star Trek or what Star Trek sucks
Speaker: Well, though, driver said he was actually getting laid. So I'm trying to figure out. No, no, I was just saying I was saying in general just all. Oh, oh, oh. Like there is kids at school, you know, no one be like, hey, did you see the new fucking Star Wars movie? And it's like, no. Most people are scarred by what happened to them from their Boy Scout leaders or their their preach the preacher.
Speaker: You are really going to really fucking bring that up again. I told you that private. Hey, all I got to say is don't touch me. You're not my fucking preacher. Okay. Steve is there like I would camp and had sex with my fucking boy scout leader. It was intense, bro. Hey, he said I need to bite a merit badge. Okay, motherfucker. I thought he was going to do it, but he didn't.
Speaker: Yeah, you got a badge all right It's a cocksucker badgers. Hey bend over and I'll show you where the wild goose goes bad So you got that badge? That's what you got
Speaker: let me hear you grab your angle boy it's called the ned baby i got the ned baby boy ned baby bad oh my gosh it's a really bad song and a figure of ned baby if that guy died after that movie could you imagine
Speaker: had he died after that movie, he would only have been known for getting on the air. What if he's like, buddy, go onto YouTube and look up Ned Beatty talking about that movie? Yeah. He's like, worst decision I've ever made. He said, I fucking hate that role.
Speaker: he's like every fucking time i'm on some interview somebody asked me about it for like 15 years for 15 years every time he's on a talk show or something so uh what was it like to be that scene and he's like really what did you think it was like karen
Speaker: Oh, no, you know, it's great. Got fucked up in the ass by some Southern hillbilly. Oh, yeah. You know, got paid for it. You know, we're all horrors. But, you know, Jarvis, if I were to see you in the mountains like West Virginia somewhere, I'd be scared as fuck. Not going to lie, because you look like the kind of guy that would be playing a banjo going.
Speaker: I'm from the south and you know what I don't run from banjos. I walk straight to them bitches. Yeah, you do Well backwards mouth open, you know, whatever hey here in Minnesota, we don't play the banjos We just bore you to death with fucking ice fishing
Speaker: or or telling us about what movies were filmed in minnesota or talking about the minnesota vikings i hardly ever talk about the minnesota vikings minnesota minnesota hey we're from minnesota we're practically canadian yeah from the great north a up above the statey we're gonna go have us a jolly grand old timey we're gonna go out for a rip
Speaker: Okay, we don't sound like Speedy Gonzales with a speech impediment. Tell me you motherfuckers do. Oh, I will not. On top of the good party. Oh, this is gonna be the launching point for K Meg to do other podcasts.
Speaker: Why? Or be blocked. Yeah, right? He'll be like, I saw this motherfucker, we do not want him. Wait, that guy? No. No, all that guy.
Speaker: I'll take the wiener bump first. Yeah, it's like I will go cuddle up with my Boy Scout leader right now before we have him. Let's go. I would I would like to say congratulations on being hated on by people you have no idea who they are. Because you associate with with my with with me. Yeah, every since I came on here never been well above the club's resident. All right.
Speaker: I don't
Speaker: We talked last night. I think they, they messaged me during my music show. So I'll be, I'll be going on and Jeff, if you, if you're available and you want to Thursday, the 25th, um, we were invited onto a talking shit. Oh, Christmas.
Speaker: Hey, what better time to talk? That's where they keep Christmas on the 25th. I'm just saying. January 25th. Christmas is December 25th. I didn't hear. No, I didn't hear. I didn't hear. I was like, yeah, I'll see if I'm available. Yeah. Like my wife's going to let me get out of Christmas day. At least you don't have to go to an in -law. My house.
Speaker: I can't get away. They stay for fucking two weeks and it's like why? What are you talking about? They're here now! The fuck out people! The reason why I do the show outside.
Speaker: Well, fuck how long they been living with you, bro? Fuck! They don't live with me, they just show up all the time. Eventually they will live with him, he just doesn't know about it yet. The wife's making plans, she's like, I'm gonna turn the garage into my parents' bedroom. That's cute that you think I have a garage. That motherfucker lives down in Mexico, you think he can afford that shit?
Speaker: I can afford it. Just garages aren't a thing here. Yeah, I was going to say no in the general region now. Yeah, no, I'm literally leaning up against my car. A motherfucker looks like it's got some primary issues. It's it's in it's in working in construction. What kind of car is it? Ninety seven Eclipse. That fucking car has been under construction since 98. Ninety seven. That's right.
Speaker: I bought it like three years ago. And it's been set to the driveway under construction since. No, because I moved it here in 19. You told it there. No, I actually it actually drove here. It drove the last time it drove was last the first couple months of 2020. Transmissions are a bit. I can pull the transmission and rebuild it. Is that automatic or manual?
Speaker: It's a manual. OK. Yeah, I don't buy automatic stuff. What does it look like? This. I love my car. OK, Bryant, we get it. You fall in love with the fucking eclipse. You know, the problem with having a clip, everybody. You just bought a fucking Jeep Renegade.
Speaker: agreed it's not even a jeep let's be honest jeep in the name only yeah i was like anything after that it's no longer jeep well even the patriot even the patriot's not even my brother
Speaker: My brother, who you can tell was gay from like 40 miles away, has to be renegade. He got it day one, baby. He was like, I'm getting one of those. I was like, okay, I won't. I said, is that like the Subaru thing for the lesbians? He's like, yeah, a hundred percent. Subarus and mountain bikes.
Speaker: I love that **** car. There's a lot of scissoring room in the back of those **** Hey, I identify as a lesbian. So, hey, so do I. I'm a
Speaker: I had to get some work done on my racing stripes last night. If I learned anything from Mike.
Speaker: that's why nikki leaves during the podcast because chris will be like i want to well i mean at least i finally found a woman that will allow him to do it the other one just wanted other guys well don't trust me they all have to do it trust me the difference is the difference the last beyonce because it's five three hours of
Speaker: Chris is going to the kitchen every five minutes, get flour. And she's like, what are you doing? Got to find the wet spot. Yeah, Brian, Brian, Brian.
Speaker: Unless you're gonna come on the show and defend it. Yeah Oh true man does not brag about his miles per gallon
Speaker: The best car I ever had got four gallons to the mile. That ain't no shit. That's like Chris's Bronco. That motherfucker is like 60 bucks right there. I hit 55, 60 miles an hour. That's the only car I've ever been in in my life.
Speaker: The gas gauge goes faster than the speedometer. My gas gauge was, doo, doo, doo, doo, hey, Jackass, bye -bye. I could pass everything but a gas station in that goddamn truck. That's right. That's why I tried to only drive that truck around town. What's that? Like, use your truck.
Speaker: Oh, I had a, when I went to high school, I had a 79 full -size Bronco. Really? The rims, the tires were taller than me. But at least Bryant's saving graces. He has a 96 Chevy pickup. Single or extended cab? It's an extended cab, isn't it? Fair enough.
Speaker: And that's Brian fucking life. Well, let's let's be honest. The only thing good about the 90s, like that late model 90s was the cat eye. Other than that, yeah, I can fucking go out the goddamn window. The cat eye was oh, seven, by the way. Oh, four to oh, seven. The best Silverado's were the ninety six is ninety seven. So those things are gorgeous. I love the front end of those things. What front end of those ones have? I'm dying.
Speaker: Oh, his Brian's is a 97 single pad, by the way. And he's got a topper on it. Well, there you go. Nothing like a topper. Yeah. Now you lost me with the fucking cap. What did we say earlier about Brian? What was that word? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, to be fair, we hate everybody but yeah, we we hate everyone equally. It's just we choose to pick on who we want to at that moment. Equally. **** you. I hate some people more than I hate others. To be fair. To be fair.
Speaker: Hey, letter kitty's fucking awesome. I love letter kitty. Roland, Roland actually has a fucking twitch channel. Does he? Yeah. Nice. Nice. I love that goddamn show. That's so crazy. Because it's not that goddamn funny, but it fucking cracks me up. I think it's because they're Canadian and their special needs. Yeah. Which makes it all the much better.
Speaker: that all Canadians are special needs. That's what I mean. It would explain a lot. Well, I mean, I mean, look at half the **** Americans nowadays. They're all special needs **** too. Another point. No, they're good. Those are just. Let's be honest. Yeah, that's that's true. Some of these people are from another planet. And they all congregate in big
Speaker: Most of California, Denver, Washington, states like that. You want to you want to see some fuckers though? Minnesota. Well, hey, it's Minneapolis, not just the whole state of Minnesota. No, the whole state of Minnesota is fucked up. I know plenty of people that live in Minnesota and the whole state's just fucked.
Speaker: I don't know about that. Northern's all drugs. The middle is whatever the fuck the middle's got going on and the state or the fucking cities are. Well, we've all seen that on the news. Hey, we don't claim the cities here in Minnesota. You know what? That's what makes Minnesota, Minnesota. No, it does not. The only the only the only place that is doing it right is Ohio.
Speaker: Oh, God, babies and getting stoned here. By the way, here's a new gun. You want a gun? Buy one, get 10 free. Next week, we're giving out clubs to get puppies. Turn the water off. Yeah.
Speaker: My water bills my most highest fucking bill it's like Jesus Christ What are you motherfuckers doing in there like I'm trying to water the lawn out the bathroom window or what? My water bills like 10 bucks a month Well, I wouldn't drink the water in Mexico either
Speaker: dishes and laundry. That's the shower. Water your grass and even it dies. With all the rain I got, I don't have to water my grass for a year. It's safer to go take a bath down in the local creek than it is your own bathroom. I'm just jumping the pool. I walked to the store yesterday in the rain. I don't need to shower for another month. I'm good. I don't go anywhere.
Speaker: Well, yeah, obviously your car's been broken down for the last four fucking years. That's okay. He's got a scooter. He's got my awesome electric scooter, man. He's got a, he's got a, a scooter gang. There's a, there's a scoots of anarchy down there in Mexico. We're dangerous. Pee the gay gang. What up?
Speaker: Kicked off a twitch, you know
Speaker: I've been kicked off Facebook, I've been kicked off of TikTok, you know, we've got the trouble on YouTube. But it's always, always, it's like always music, really. It's totally shit. It's fucking music, really. Now, TikTok, I just show my face on there like, man. Yeah. You know, he's going to say something fucked up before. I blame Billy Joel. Billy Joel has it out for us.
Speaker: Yeah. Apparently, that motherfucker may be right about one thing. Hey, motherfucking man, you owe some money. Yeah. I don't know how the **** this goes together. Honey, daddy's reported. Who give me the rest of the pieces? Here we go. Okay.
Speaker: Yeah. Fuck trophies everywhere, man. That's all I gotta say. That's why I locked mine in a cage. Just saying. Remember, that's why I own a single cab pickup because accidents in the backseat cause kids and kids in the backseat cause fucking accidents. I will get you some in a minute. Go.
Speaker: You know what they say about an eight foot bed. Never got to be made. Yeah, that's right. Trust me, I've had more sex in trucks than I have in cars. My ass didn't pick up Jesus Christ, boy. That scene saw more poop stains from his boyfriends than it did cum stains from the women he was with. I'll tell you that much. Hey, don't knock until you try it. Not gay if you don't enjoy it.
Speaker: What? Not gay as long as you don't make that contact. I'll be right back, y 'all. Close your eyes and dream about cars. I can dream about cars. I don't know. Let me get you off faster. Yeah, I guess you got more. Well, that way you finish quicker. Yeah, then you're done. You're done. Get it done. Get it over. Get on to the next thing.
Speaker: Oh shit. Here we go. Yeah, there he is. He couldn't stay away. He couldn't stay away. He's got his sunglasses on. I'm a sleeveless too. I didn't sleep. No. Here we go. You got to turn your head back. You got to turn your head back. You got to turn your head back. You got to turn your head back. You got to turn your head back. You got to turn your head back. You got to turn your head back. You got to turn your head back. You got to turn your head back. You got to turn your head back. You got to turn your head back. You got to turn your head back. You got to turn your head back. You got to turn your head back. You got to turn your head back. You got to turn your head back. You got to turn your head back. You got to turn your head back. You got to turn your head back. You got to turn your head back. You got to turn your head back. You got to turn your
Speaker: I opened the show. I opened the show with uh with Huey Lewis in the news. There we go. And then the very first song I played because I had to was sunglasses at night.
Speaker: But I had a hoodie on when I started and I was super amped last night. So I was like sweating my ass off. So during one of those, one of the songs, I went and grabbed, just grabbed a shirt out of the closet. It had a red, white and blue, a red, white and blue bald eagle on the front of it. I was like, this doesn't scream Phil Billy from the eighties. This doesn't scream America. Then fuck you.
Speaker: So I was doing ditches today and I had my my Bluetooth headphones on and I'm singing up a storm for no reason and that song came up and I start belting it out and my wife's like what are you doing? I was like don't worry about what I'm doing, I'm doing ditches.
Speaker: I'm I'm **** dying. It's locus. Leave me alone. I'm Doc Glick Holiday over here. Just let me be. Exactly. Yeah. I can't remember what it was. I was going up the stairs and I started singing. I was like, that son of a **** There's a reason why I don't watch the music show. Oh, man. It was danger zone. Oh, yeah. Oh, did you do that cover?
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, I do. I did. I think I did Dan Basque. Okay. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, it was Dan Basque, his metal cover. Yeah, that is a dope cover. I have it on my Spotify. Is it better than the original? Yes. Yeah. I think he did a much better job. I did back in time and everything was everything. They were all covers.
Speaker: I pulled off a YouTube and only one song, which I'm going to play for our break tonight just because I love the song so much. Only one song, which was a huge hit in the eighties, sang by another huge artist. And I thought for sure I was going to get my dick back for playing it, but I didn't. So I was like, and now I got the okay to play it. That means I'm going to find other songs by this artist. But yeah, we played sunglasses on all the documentation come in late.
Speaker: I want to dance with somebody in the air tonight. The Van Halen's running with the devil and I know it came out in 78. God damn it. Let's go. Let's go. But I couldn't find ****
Speaker: Plus, I didn't want a Van Halen song. I wanted an actual Van Halen song. Yeah, exactly. And then I didn't play Jean. Alright, we're back. Oh, Jesus. Welcome back. Yeah.
Speaker: It's not age originally, is it? No, it's not. I can probably never age originally on the show, to be honest with you. Let's be honest, the guy's not doing anything else. I might be able to get him on the show as a guest. It's not a referral call. Yeah, the move is still on. It just comes down to documentation needs to get finished. We're waiting on everything to come in. Shining's World, let's go.
Speaker: and it just comes down to you. I'm probably going to answer originally to guest host with me. I know. And then we can have a lambathon. Yeah. Fuck yeah. If you know what I mean. There you would. Yeah. Are you guys pulling the double Dutch runner over there? Don't knock the Dutch runner. Hey, I never said I was knocking it. Kind of jealous of what I did, but not knocking it.
Speaker: Are you still on the road? I'm home. Yep, I'll be heading out on Tuesday coming right back on Wednesday. What is it like a three hour day or three hour backer? Yeah, three and a half hour. Yeah, something like that. Yeah, but then I had things to do up there, so I had to knock some stuff out and it was just it was a lot of driving yesterday.
Speaker: Sounds like my kind of day, though. I miss those days, man. When I used to deliver for Napa, that's all I did. I would literally leave Central Ohio. And three days a week, I went down to Southern Ohio. The Napa Esten. I was in a box truck. I was delivering, like, I was delivering there. I was delivering there. So your store goods. Yeah, store inventory. Yeah, so I was in a big box truck. But, you know, we had.
Speaker: Like I would go all the way down to fucking Athens, which is like two hours ish from where I've been and work around all these little rural ass podunk, Southern Ohio towns. And then I would, and then that, it was so crazy the way they had it scheduled because that day that I was all down south, I would come back up through Columbus and go all the way to fucking Mansfield. That makes sense. My last stop in MacArthur to Mansfield was like almost three hours.
Speaker: Yeah. Wow. That's not a fair drive. I was like local, localish. I did like Columbus and Newark and Heath and Johnston and all that stuff. And it was just like, but I love, and I love those days where I just spent a 10, you know, eight, nine, 10 hours on the road. From Newark, from Newark to Mansfield is almost an hour. Yeah. It's like, yeah. It's like 45 minutes. I used to be able to do it in 35. I used to do it in 10.
Speaker: No, I had to, I had to ask 10 when that Corvette motor boy, that thing will move. But it was a fucking cop magnet boy, bright fire engine red. You guys may not know this about Jeff, but he, uh, he, he made it from Ohio to Brownsville, Texas in four hours. 24.
Speaker: It felt like 12 to 15 hours something again Shit from here to New Orleans is like 16 hours. I don't know all I know is I'm just
Speaker: hit the gas and go. It's like 18. It's like almost 18 to Tampa from here. But I also did it like. I left. I left. I left. No, I left Mansfield at like the eclipse was fucking clapping that day. No, no, I didn't dodge me on. There's a dog. I love that fucker. Dude, don't sleep on the Dodge me on man. The one sucker move. They do move. I'm not fucking knocking. I dance for four and everything, man. Nice.
Speaker: I had some bunnies who had the **** Dodge Neons and then **** would you are welcome again? Like, yeah. I was like that. I was in that SRT four, man. That **** thing just totally **** She said, Doc, Doc, what the heck is a giggle on?
Speaker: where we're going, we don't need blinkers. Are you driving a BMW? You know, they're optional. Those are optional. All the time. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, every huge bag in there and their brother drives them. That's why they don't, they don't have enough blinker fluid in them because all the lights that come on on that car is usually on the dash telling you, Oh yeah. Those goddamn things are Christmas trees for the lot. Correct. I've had, I won't have any more. I'm poor shopping. I will, I would never own them. I will buy Mercedes all day long.
Speaker: I think they're a much better car. I don't know how anyone, even if they have the money to buy a car, would buy a BMW. Hold on. Well, the reason why people buy BMW is they're cheap. A fucking lap dog. That's not a lap dog. Are they really cheap though? Yeah, you can get them cheap now. Yeah. The three series, you can get them for like four or five grand. Yep.
Speaker: Back in the day, back in the nineties, you get an old BMW for five, six, 700 bucks all day long.
Speaker: Well, yeah, exactly. But the reason why people buy them is because a rear -wheel drive score and they'll, you know, if it's done right, they'll shit and get it. I love you. I mean, they got a limited slip. I mean, they spent more time in the shop.
Speaker: Yeah, it spent more time in the shop than it did on the road. But when it was on the road, boy, it moved for about four minutes. Super fun. Oh, yeah. Well, if you get the M series beamers, you know, they're tuned a little bit more. And if you do it right, you LS swap it and then you got a fucking rocket ship.
Speaker: like you said, she was given a BMW as a courtesy card fellas. She sneezed too hard. It would fall apart. It was a shit. Yeah. Ice queen vibes. Thanks for the follow. I can't get behind Volvo. They're cool. I don't get me wrong, but it's just every time I think of Volvo, I think of those old square fucking station wagons that look like a brick but never die. You can't kill a fucking Volvo.
Speaker: Like the Volvo is the Freightliner of the trucking industry. Yeah, the Volvo. It doesn't matter what you do. You fucking can't kill it. You can take the oil out of a fucking Volvo and still drive 400 miles. And that thing would be like, yeah, whatever. Right. Like you can put a brand new driver in a fucking Freightliner. Fucking let him just beat the fuck out of it for three years. The motherfucker be like, we're good now. Barely broken in.
Speaker: It's fine, kid. Lay down. You can buy uses. You can buy a Volvo. If you buy one brand new, you can put 200 ,000 miles on that thing for like oil. Well, I know before anything major goes wrong. Like you said, her XC 60 is amazing. Amazing balls. Yeah. Watch the rear drift. I had an S 40. It was fun. Well, five cylinder turbo. Yeah.
Speaker: About the x60 it's it's you can fit like 40 people in that fucking thing That's the SUV right definition of the word clown car no, it's an SUV oh I can't remember. I know I looked it up at one point in time because we were talking about it. Oh Yeah, the s40
Speaker: Yes, 40 is a smaller one. Yeah, but those those x60s they're they're they're inexpensive They got the best crash rating on me. You can't die in in a Volvo. It's impossible They made them they make them out of fucking titanium Disclaimer on this video now. Yeah, I'm pretty much. Yeah, but I just I just don't go crash your Volvo people I could not I could not I
Speaker: I can't pull the trigger on buying one. Views and opinions of Jeff are not necessarily those views and opinions of nonsensical nonsense or our guests tonight. Benji's our legal department over here. I'm making sure our assets covered.
Speaker: Yeah, you can't say that. And she's like, nah, nah, I'm not the legal department. I'm just the zombie hunting department. And she's like, I don't think you'll drive a Volvo and go break wall. But if you want to try it, be our guest. Just don't blame us for Jeff's views on that. You literally can't tell people to do something that's going to cause bodily harm, you dipshit. I did. I just want to be like, oh,
Speaker: Yeah, that's just like you can tell people not to eat time pods, but they'll still fucking do it And it's 2023 as long as I get their pronouns right I can say whatever I want You gotta get a booster seat before Jeff can ride with you I've said the back
Speaker: I'm the smallest up front. Get pulled over to a child endangerment. Put you and Jeeves in the backseat and boost your seats. Once you guys ride together, get you a couple juice boxes and some cold fish. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. This is because Jeff and Jeeves are about the size of small children.
Speaker: Chris, you don't have to explain the joke. I wasn't explaining the joke. I'm just explaining to people in general so they know. Some people don't watch our shows. Some people just listen to the audio. Those people should show up for the live. I'm just saying.
Speaker: I agree. It's not that hard. A lot of people enjoy the radio because they get images of us and they hear our voices and they create these images of us. And we look like better looking versions of Brad Pitt in their head. Then they see us and go, well, boy, was I wrong? They're like, Holy shit, when the hell did the Sasquatch learn to speak English? Right.
Speaker: And is that garden gnome alive? Damn. Is that garden gnome on fire? No, he's just smoking it. This is a squash. Is that garden gnome on fire? No, he's just smoking it. Is that garden gnome on fire? No, he's just smoking it. Is that garden gnome on fire? No, he's just smoking it. Is that garden gnome on fire? No, he's just smoking it. Is that garden gnome on fire? No, he's just smoking it. Is that garden gnome on fire? No, he's just smoking it. Is that garden gnome on fire? No, he's just smoking it. Is that garden gnome on fire? No, he's just smoking it. Is that garden gnome on fire? No, he's just smoking it. Is that garden gnome on fire? No, he's just smoking it. Is that garden gnome on fire? No, he's just smoking it. Is that garden gnome on fire? No, he's just smoking it. Is
Speaker: No, I mean that where I live they have no fucking that lamp is the our only lights
Speaker: I mean, I feel like we could have bought two. Hashtag worth it. Put one on each end of the couch. Believe it or not. Believe it or not. That actually had the
Speaker: plug -in is on the side where the lamp is. They did not understand here at this building that it's okay to put another fucking plug -in around here. They just run two power strips out of 110. They sell this amazing thing on an extension cord. They're like $3. Trust me. Trust me, I know. Is that the actual lamp? Do you guys have electricity in Minnesota?
Speaker: No, no, no Franklin hasn't come here yet. He's got to borrow my hamster for my internet. We don't have outlets in Minnesota. No, we got like old ladies on a bicycle just biking for one more day to live.
Speaker: that's that's that's why he's going with the power here. They're failing epically because you're losing it. I can see the dark spots already, man. He's fading away. You should tell that old bitch to pedal faster. That's all I got to say. Just hit her again. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly how they say it. Like he is. They're basically
Speaker: Yeah, Canada just doesn't accept us yet. It's like Michigan is basically Canada, that northern part of Michigan. Dude, the Ubers are fucking insane, man. Dude, the Ubers are full fledged Canadian. I've got a couple of friends from up there in the UP. Oh my God. Dude, the way they talk. Oh my God. Hey, Mark, are you sure you want them on your show?
Speaker: Because he's from Michigan. Fuck, I'll make fun of him just as I make fun of you. I mean, I've heard every fucking Minnesota joke, but there's still more Southern jokes that are being written. Hey.
Speaker: I mean, all down south is a joke. I mean, look at the generation of inbreeding that they produce down there in hell. I know, right? They're still smarter. They're still smarter than North. Hey, that's why I had to fucking move north. That way I could date my cousins and sisters, bro. Fuck. I mean, hey. Hey, I had to get out of the family. Can't keep it in your pants. Can't keep it in pants. Keep it in the family.
Speaker: Yeah, that's right. That's right. I mean, they were thinking about Daisy incest. That's where your mom's your dad and your dad's your brother. And your grandpa's your son? Sure, why not? Exactly. I was typing. I was typing. Sorry.
Speaker: I don't know. I don't know what he's doing at this point. I'm pretty sure I have, I have, I have, uh, work people mess with me.
Speaker: Did you guys hear that Chevrolet Chevy is actually thinking about getting rid of the Camaro now? No, it's again 2024. Yeah. It's over. 24 is the last one. The challenge. The challenge is gone. 24 is done. Really? They're saying the new Chevelle. They're bringing the Chevelle back.
Speaker: Yeah, I saw the I saw a mock -up. It's a mock -up. Yeah. They said that they were going to bring them back because they did. Well, no, they are bringing them back. It's just the one that they've created is what they're showing around to investors. Yeah. So that's the replacement vehicle, then? Probably. Probably. I mean, you know, it wasn't bad. You watch they'll fucking make the Chevelle into an
Speaker: electric car because they had to do it with the fucking Mustang with the mock. Oh, what do you mean? You mean the new Mustang SUV, the SUV, EV, you or whatever? Don't even don't even give me a fucking ugly. That pissed me off so bad. It's like, why don't you just bought the Ford Mach E? Get rid and let's put the Mustang name on it. So I will give you credit on this fact.
Speaker: when, when everybody's going electric and everything, she was like, hold our beer. We're going to make a grand wagon here that makes a suburban look like a, like a fucking Chevy tracks. Oh my God, dude. It's like 140 grand. Yeah. That thing is sexy though. I've got a couple of my tanks. Dude, you can actually, there's a setting on there. What makes your, your, your, your gauge cluster.
Speaker: on fire. Like there's a fireplace. No joke. It's got it's got a fire filter. Yeah. Why? Everyone hates them less than EV. They got TVs built into the headrest. The third row seats recline. They're all they all have massage and heat. And it's the size of a city bus. So that right there tells me people are going to be having a lot of kids that shouldn't be having kids. Just throwing it out there. No, I see you said this group that people need to have more kids.
Speaker: believe it or not, believe it or not, there is a shortage of new people coming into the world. Hey, how about you go have kids first before big time? Go make some babies. Hey, I'm trying. Get all that baby making bus. God damn it. I'm trying. I've got fucking you got to actually get it in the hole before you bust a nut. Hey,
Speaker: Is that the new Chevelle? No, that's the that's the prototype. But it's basically just covered. It's a Camaro. It's a Camaro. It's a Camaro with a body kit on it. Yeah. It looks like all of this. What was the what was the pickup that looked just exactly like that? Oh, the Chevy El Camaro. No, not the SS or the SS. Yeah, the SS. Thank you. Well, the SS was the SS was made to look like a 49. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: But the thing is, that Chevelle, there's a company that makes, takes Camaros and turns them into Trans Amps. And they also do the Chevelle. So Chevy's just like, they're going to make Camaros and send them to that company and have them put front ends on it and be like, here's your new Chevelle. And let's throw an extra 20 grand on the price. Pretty much. Hey Jeff. Hmm.
Speaker: Look at that. Speaking of the new Mustang, though, has anyone seen the new Dark Horse or whatever it's called? Yep. Looks great. But I'm not talking about it. I didn't really. What is it called? The GTE? Or the GTE? Whatever. It's the GTR. No, that's not what it's called. Okay. The Dark Horse. Okay. Here's the thing of the Dark Horse. You can buy the Dark Horse right now. Don't really think it's worth it. No, I'm saying. You buy GT500.
Speaker: put a smaller pulley on the, on the fucking blower, you're golden. It's like, you know, you go look at Hellcats, if you Hellcat seven hundred seven horsepower. Yeah. We look it up real quick. The Hellcat has 700 horsepower. If you, if you make the front pulley on the blower smaller, you have 850 horsepower. That's it. I love a good blower. That's the only thing you need to do. I love a good pulley and a blower, man. I tell you what. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, if I was to choose. That's right. That's right. Mustang GTD. That's what you go for. That sounds like a Mustang STD. We all know what that means. Ford is terrible. Ford is terrible about naming vehicles, let's be honest. I mean, you've seen the GTD, right? Oh, you're talking about that one that's 300 grand?
Speaker: Whoo, this thing is bad. It's all the way we talk about that one on here to see. Yeah, we didn't talk about that $300 ,000 Mustang, which at the end of the day, it's still a fucking Mustang. Yeah. I'm talking about the boat anchor or whatever, giving them all sense of security and whatnot, because when we come back from break, I'm going to be up to my old shenanigans.
Speaker: I'm going to drop a grenade on this room, especially since we got five people in here. What's going to be? Oh, man. No one. No one mentioned Chris Farley. OK, we don't want to go nuclear again or get on John Candy or John Candy or that Kevin James is just overrated and over. Oh, my God. OK, here we go. You had to bring it up. You had to bring service. You're the one who brought it up.
Speaker: Yes. I will bring it up because he's so passionate about it. What are the people who like to inflict pain on themselves? You're a sadist. You're a sadist. Yes. No, it's not it. You sadistic fuck. Go to the closet and wrap the belt around your neck, Karateen. Shut up. God damn it. Now he knows about it. Let's get the closet and the belts from where you should be.
Speaker: don't uh don't make the belt too tight when you're jacking off later Jarvis okay you'll kill yourself why not if you do do that stick a lemon wedge in your mouth so when you pass out and it wakes you up so you don't strangle yourself
Speaker: Yeah, you know that might have heard somewhere. That's why we were late this morning today. They were busy. Got to get joy. He's fucking a battery anymore. It hurts. That why y 'all's breasts smell like lemon. Weird. No matter what my breasts smell like motherfucker. If I have an idea, let's video chat. He's like, I don't want to know. I mean, so we were.
Speaker: in our closets, sagging ourselves with belts and head limits. Jeff's like, you're doing great. And we just started jerking off right now. And I'm like, OK, I'm in. Here we go. Again? Third time today, boys. Fuck.
Speaker: Third time, boy, I've jerked it three times since we've been here. I know. I've watched, I've watched those tiny arms go up and down really fast. Thank you. Thank you. Uh, no, no, no, not saying Cheyenne. And it's no, no, not trust me. Not that word.
Speaker: Oh, Dalton, get your ass in here, motherfucker, mister. Oh, I want to be on podcasts. You're not welcome, Dalton. Better watch out. Better watch out the podcast champion. You know, mister, I got a title belt. Man, green is not a good color on you. I know it really doesn't bring out my eyes. You're so jealous, man.
Speaker: one day you could probably be a quarter of us as cool as I am, Jarvis. Why would I want to change your show? The math equals L. It's only if you change the name of your show to the Jarabecia project. That's Italian as fuck. It took you that fucking long to figure that's Italian.
Speaker: He's on Justin Trudeau math. Let's give him a break.
Speaker: Yeah, we haven't we haven't embraced you know, like the rest of the world has It's not the metric system we use is it or is it the metric system? No, you guys use that common core Okay, we use American Standard. Okay. Well the rest
Speaker: get it right now in minnesota we use stuff by meth okay so it's two meth it's three meth
Speaker: I don't know. I was going to say. There you go. So, one math equals what? A half of sleep, right? Or is it one full sleep for each one? Something. Something like that. I can't remember the exact mythical math for me. Math. Something like that. Did you? You killed me with your names that you're coming here with.
Speaker: got to man. You got to switch it up. You got to have fun with it. Did you hear the new third chair? Calm down. He's his point cheddar. Let's be honest. I'm ambidextrous. Let's be honest. Jeff is the third wheel now. What are you going to do? Let's not get out of ambidextrous. I can look him around. Oh, good. Well, I haven't figured out. I don't know if I'm ambidextrous or anal dextrous.
Speaker: One of the two. Probably a little bit of both. You're Canadian. You're not Canadian. That bitch down there is Canadian. The redhead fuck. No, he's he's the family fucker. I'm the Canadian. Get it right. The difference. Like if you're going to insult us, at least if I can get the rules right. No, I mean, either way, you want to look at it. We're both fucked, bro. I mean, I mean, yeah, we are both in the northern region of fuck.
Speaker: Calm down, Justin Trudeau. Fuck that fucking guy. I feel like if we all just get quiet and let Jarvis talk, he's just going to bury his own. He's just going to dig his own hole. Hand him a shovel and go. Really? Interesting. Yeah, keep going. Elaborate, please. The next time, yes, cover everything that he dug the hole on.
Speaker: Yeah. Fucking glicks over there like, hey, go listen to the Jirvishi project. And it's just like, why? Why would you want to put people in that hell?
Speaker: like I listen to my podcast and don't even know why I'm listening to it people messaged me and they're like we can't find the jerevee she project I'm like it's coming motherfuckers hold on it's it's actually the Jarvis podcast I know super lame fucking name but okay
Speaker: Here's a link, there you go. Yeah, here's the link. Don't go to it. Whatever you do, do not go to it. I said I'm going to like tomorrow show. Just episodes he's on. Yeah. I mean, that is great marketing. Hey, if you want to watch the Jarvis podcast, go to this, but it's the nonsensical nonsense. See, you're already there. You're already there. I send them a link to my music show.
Speaker: It's branding people. It's branding. That Jarvis guy sounds an awful lot like you Glick. Wait Glick, when did you shrink? Who put you in a dryer? They don't make dryers big enough. Bullshit. We got one at my local laundromat. We can shove that big bitch in there.
Speaker: I'm going to start doing that. I'm going to other people's podcast and just like be in the chat and be like, Hey, you guys should really, if you guys like these guys, you should check out my friends and just start dropping our links to the Jarvis. Wait, it brought me to something called the nonsensical nonsense. Dude.
Speaker: Mark and Brian were having the hardest fucking time saying the name of the show. They were like nonsense, nonsense, nonsense. Reading is hard too. What the fuck is Florida? What do you expect? I'm like.
Speaker: none of those letters are in the title of my show. You have any clue how many people have a hard time announcing my name? I just call you K -Mag because I don't know what's going on. K -Mag yo -yo 23. Yeah. So it's actually an acronym and it stands for kiss my ass guys. You're on your own.
Speaker: Nice. I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at that either. I mean, dude, that's fucking really good. Not going to lie. I want an acronym this. Fuck you, Jarvis. I'm going to beat your ass. Oh, marketing for NWF coming soon. Marketing for NWF coming soon. I have two belts. I'm going to give you a concerto with my belts instead of chair.
Speaker: I would say I was going to beat you like a red -headed stepchild, but I feel like that might be a hate crime. I literally got him. It's 2023. Everything's a hate crime. You got this.
Speaker: Hey, don't want to beat on the gingers. They have no souls. Hate crime. Wait, that just free rein because there's no soul. So yeah, I mean, I think way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, so power.
Speaker: I hate them soulless bastards. That's going to be the new like fucking thing now. Steven, Steven, I'm going to, I'm going to gather up a bunch of money. I'm going to send you that, that, that annual gathering of redheads. Cartman's a leader. Yeah. No, there's, there's literally a, a annual. No, there isn't. I swear to God, we talked about it on the show. I'm talking like 5 ,000 redheads in one location.
Speaker: Well you'll blend right in hey hey I'll just lay down you pin me or you fucking make me submit whatever shave my shave my head man I don't want to be a redhead I heard on this on this on this subject but I'm pretty sure
Speaker: If I shave your head, you're still going to be a redhead no matter what when it grows back. I'm not I'm not I'm not a hairologist. Oh, fuck. No, I'm. He's just going to stay Mr. Clean. All right. Yeah. OK, like calm down now. I mean, it could be Ireland. It could. No, no, it's not Ireland. It's middle of Minnesota. It's OK. We get it. That's where Java slips anyway. I'm southern Minnesota right now.
Speaker: I mean, he at least admit that we are **** Ohio. I mean, the only difference between like you two is how many meth heads are in one place. So, if you guys got it covered,
Speaker: Yeah, but over in Ohio, you can kill them. We can still shoot people. That really isn't a problem in Ohio. It's just a problem in my town. There's a reason why I'm in New York. What is Chicago County? No, it's little north glory hole.
Speaker: Let's be honest. Nerk, Florio. Again, like I said, I've seen it a million times. Tuesdays and Thursdays, I can't do a podcast, and I can't be on anybody's podcast because I'm doing meth and punching hookers. Hey, dude, that's understandable. At least you're respectful about it, OK? Everybody's going to have a hobby. Yeah, everybody's going to have a hobby. I mean, throw punching hookers sounds like a great time. I'm not going to lie. He salt bays the meth onto his steak.
Speaker: Yeah. You know, I got I got an E .O .E. on the on the hookers. It can be male, female, trans, whatever. Well, a hooker is a hooker. See, 20 bucks is 20 bucks in the throat punches, a throat punch at the end of the day. Glick's over here doing God's work. OK, he's not. You're goddamn right. I am. He's doing the meth on the steak and punching fucking hookers no matter what their identity is.
Speaker: Hey, there's no discrimination. Chris, I got a question. What is the cost of throat punch hooker? I'm just saying. I'm like, Hey, I want to pay you so I can throw punch you. Whatever you want, you throw punch them, then take your money back. Pay the bitch, killer, and then get your money back. On Tuesdays, it's two for Tuesday. So I do two for the price of one. Nice. Yeah.
Speaker: You take your money back off the other hooker and you made money too. So yeah, that's genius click. Why didn't anyone else think about that? Got an idea for business Angie I gotta have you on the podcast
Speaker: Dude, the first ever guest on the Jervisci project, Benji. You got to say it right, jackass. Jervisci. Jervisci. Jervisci. Get that Italian accent in there, goddamn it. Jervisci. Wow, that was not Irish? You got Irish? Well, I wasn't trying for Irish asshole. I know. I said fucking Italian accent, you cunt.
Speaker: I'll take it back. You can't have it. Look at me. Look at me. I'm the Jerry B .B. Project now. Jesus. Yes. Now I have three shows. Well, hold on. Why don't you have four? I'll be right back again. You know, I got to go get my kids some water.
Speaker: No, he's wearing a white beater, cold chains. Okay. Showing up. I was helping a couple of people out. Yeah. Chris, if you're going to do an Italian podcast, do you have to buy the fucking Iraq?
Speaker: You gotta buy you gotta buy seven so you got like seven different colors one of those furry hango hats remember the
Speaker: You just see the... That's all I do on the podcast. And just two hour plug has to just you going...
Speaker: Oh, this is a jerebiji podcast. Subscribe. That's hilarious, actually. You know, I was going to say, you know, it'd be sad is that would be the one that fucking blows up in like a month. Right.
Speaker: Every two hours of you going, oh, okay. We're going to have, we're going to see if this one works. We're going to put Jarvis on there first. And then we're going to put Glick. We put Glick experiments already blown up in people's faces. When they thought that they could do it, it goes like up 2 million fucking cells. It actually goes negative. How the fuck did you go negative 2 million? Don't know. Don't know.
Speaker: They fucking saw my red hair and been like no we're not listening to this no soul bitch. Yeah, he's definitely not Italian But no I I'm literally my next twitch stream
Speaker: I'm going to put in there to change my name from the Jarvis podcast to the Jarvis project and whichever wins, I'm doing it. Just so you know, if you change your name to the name that I, that I, that I came up with, I do charge a, um, 75 % commission. Okay. So 75. Anybody you make off the Jarvis project project, patent pending, patent pending. Yeah. Patent pending. You got patent at first. I've already patented. I've had it on the show.
Speaker: And if you don't pay me the money that you owe me, well, then I just send my goons after you. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, please. The whole fucking town of fucking met up. Oh, no, man. I got my knuckles and Tommy and Tommy Toonies. Yeah, you know. As a person, maybe she's got Toonies coming. Wouldn't you think they'd give up on yourself? Oh, hey, Tommy.
Speaker: Just gonna have like a bunch of iRock Camaros show up at your house. All two -tone primer fucking colored cars just fucking wheeling in. Be like, well, I'm fucked, boys. Shitty old Cadillac of Lincoln's.
Speaker: I saw his plan all along. It's all an attempt to steal the original name. I see what you did there.
Speaker: You're not only, not only are you gonna hit me, you know, I do the Jarvis Project on Tuesdays and Thursdays, none of them are going, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker: I was hoping you'd do it while I go fry chicken. There's 37 people in his house and this guy's got to cook. No, I got to piss. The only one that trusts himself to cook. Seriously, if Chris got up and went to the bathroom right now, this motherfucker cannot aim to the side and stealth mission that shit. He's dead center in a bowl, making as much noise as possible.
Speaker: I got an impressive, I got an impressive stream. Alright. You think I'm going to waste it for a side shot? Right up the middle. Just like going to put on it. Right up the middle. **** them. They're going to hear it. Yeah. When we first started, when we first started this show,
Speaker: So this Mike that I have is, it went to the bathroom with him every time he went. Well, this Mike is awesome. And my apartment was living in the living room. He can go to the living room, clear across the other side of the house and talk normally. And you'll hear him just as he's sitting there right now. My old apartment that I had when we started this podcast was literally like, I was big as my bedroom right now. It was, it was like 500 square foot apartment. My first apartment I had when I came back home to Ohio. So my bathroom was.
Speaker: 15 feet away from if that, not even that, you know, from, you know, it might've been eight feet away from the living room where I sat. So we were just, we were brand new. Yeah. And we were doing the show one night and I told Jeff, I said, I got pissed. I'll be right. I'll be back. Well, somebody had to come in as I was taking a piss and they're like, it's fucking click frying chicken because that's what it sounded like. You know, you put it in the fire. So that's what we call it ever since.
Speaker: Of course, it's just Jeff and I. Then he doesn't do anything except dead stare a fucking camera. Hey, he wouldn't talk. But he but he but he had you've got to go. If you go back and look at some of these early episodes, you have to understand Jeff was on his cell phone that the. Yeah. And I couldn't see. Yeah, I couldn't see the screen unless I put a mirror in front of my fucking put a mirror in front of his camera.
Speaker: But he really couldn't see anyways with it, even like that. So I would be like, hey, I'll be right back. And then I would come back and he's going. What are you doing? It's funny. We could literally be talking about something. And I'm like, hey, keep talking. I'll be right back. That's funny. And I'm like, so of course, it's complete silence. You can hear me pissing.
Speaker: Go back and listen to playback and it really does sound it sounds it sounds like he has the mic right next to his dick But so that's what we started calling it
Speaker: because I do want to drop a pipe bomb one of your guys' asses when we get back. That's what I was waiting for as well. Sounds like fun. I mean, do we need a lube up for the pipe bomb? Okay, okay. I'll go get my pillow. I don't want to hear people hear me scream like a little bitch. You'll know it's coming when he goes.
Speaker: Wait, he's gonna get the spit!
Speaker: Like a shred of hope yeah, this isn't gonna be so bad and then all sudden Ripping that shit fortunately for all of you guys. It's only like that big so at five o 'clock He's shoving up pineapple up Hitler's ass Probably barely feeling it'll feel like a like a normal
Speaker: proctology exam or whatever. Last time I went to a prostate exam it was it was been a really sketchy part of the neighborhood pretty sure pretty sure it said prostate tickling not exam but I wasn't for sure but I went in anyway behind the building for a prostate exam no it was in a building
Speaker: It was just an empty warehouse. It just looked like a lot of meth was used in that building. It might have been in Minnesota. It might have been the same one I worked with. It's a pretty big building in a white van by chance. Yeah, actually, it's every candy on the side. That's the weird part. I'm using the whole arm there, Doc. Josh, what do you got that needle for? Oh, don't worry. Just so you won't feel it. Hey, Doc, did I say one finger? I'm at your whole hand. Let's go.
Speaker: Hey, it's only gay if you push back. It's only gay if you jump a little at first. That's how I know I'm straight. I never jump. It's only gay if you make eye contact. So if you're doing a doggy style, you know you're not gay then.
Speaker: Unless you look back. Or if you got a mirror in front of you. As I say, Jeff's gonna be like, yes. Yes, happy yes. My head's like an owl. It's like a version of the exorcism and Jeff's just staring at you while you're doing him and he's like, yeah.
Speaker: There's a lot in high school because he, every time he'd look back, I'd push him in the face and be like, now I'm just the side piece. So now I'm just the side piece. So what's our musical entertainment for this break? Oh, well, me and Glick were actually talking about that last night.
Speaker: If it's Billy Joel, then you might as well just answer the whole thing. It's not Billy Joel. I mean, why do you ever want to fucking play Billy Joel to begin with, you know? That's why you got kicked off fucking Twitch, is because of, like, oh my god, he's doing it. I think it was Hall of Notes, essentially. You're on my list or whatever. Yeah, Billy Joel's on my list. He's on my shit list. Fuck that guy. Did you see it on us?
Speaker: Did you hear the lawsuit that Daryl Hall did to Jon Oates now? What? They literally are suing each other because they do feel like - Oh yeah, they're always fighting. They're like an old married couple, dude. They're always fighting. They're like fucking the raw - or what? They were pop, weren't they? Back in the 70s, they were pretty much considered pop. Yeah. They were really rock and roll. No, they were like yacht rock. Okay. They are literally like the Brooks and Dunn of that.
Speaker: Yeah, but Brooks and never don't really fight. Yeah, I was going to say they don't. How about you not bring up music again?
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. How about you don't play? You're out of your element, buddy. What you know best movies from the fifties and sixties and nobody's seen. Evidently they have. Go walk Mano's Hands of Fate. Let us do this. We got some weird 1960s bank heist movie to watch or something. I mean, hey, yeah, I actually know I just did one at Major League, motherfucker. So I know I was the first one to watch it. Thank you very much.
Speaker: Well, at least you by the way, wow. One person watched it. Thank you. Thank you. I'll make sure the check is in the mail. I was the first person to watch it. You posted it. I got the notification and it said Jarvis posted two minutes ago and I was in here taking a shit and I was like, well, I'm taking a watch. Can't read. Might as well watch. By the way, check out obliterated on Netflix.
Speaker: fucking hilarious. Why would I want to watch that shit? It's it's literally 1953. He's not watching it. No, no, no, it's on Netflix. Why would I want to watch that? No, no, it is the most. It's like it's like watching an 80s action movie like this non -woke across the board. Oh, so like Beverly Hills top four. I don't know. I haven't seen the going to be on Netflix now.
Speaker: I saw that. Which is so stupid. I'll watch it. I'll watch it. Yeah. I don't know. Check out. Check out obliterated. It is worth it. It is. It is a drug fuel bomb chase. There's two guys. Sounds like my kind of shit right there. The drugs and everything. Oh, fuck. I'm in everything, boy. And it is. You said titties are nice. Let's go there, boy. I was I was pleasantly surprised when that chick went.
Speaker: and I was like, how you doing? Look at you with your hair blowing in the wind. Yeah. No, it's, it's totally worth it. Fucking hilarious. Um, yeah, this is not getting any better for our sponsors at all. Wait, you guys are the sponsors?
Speaker: We got multiple sponsors, we're doing big things, you know, it's it's it's pretty awesome being the champ This motherfucker could literally have a fucking championship belt handed to him by fucking goddamn Hulk Hogan and he'd be like I won the championship I Know Hulk Hogan handed tried to hit me at a championship first thing I would do is
Speaker: Hit him with the stone cold quick stunner. Oh my god. And then give him the swatch stomp. K Meg, if you want to listen to last week, last Saturday's episode of me and him and Jeff coming up with our own wrestling fucking promotion, it'll save you a lot of trouble.
Speaker: That's why I came into the chat that one time, K -Mag, and I was like, NFW, and someone in his chat's like, what the fuck are you talking about? And I'm like, nonsensical wrestling federation. And they're like, where can I get the tickets to that? I'm like, you got to talk to Greg about that. Fuck you. It's at Minnesota English. Fuck off.
Speaker: Okay, we're not like Ohio we didn't all graduate from fucking high school No shit Yeah
Speaker: Hey, we're going to be serious here in Minnesota. Someone says we don't graduate from high school. Yeah, that's real saying something smart. You literally just said you didn't graduate from high school. So all I'm saying is whatever's happening in Minnesota is happening in Minnesota, okay?
Speaker: We can all just sit here and just watch Jarvis. I mean, hey, and your views are going to go high because they're going to only want to. I'm just saying, how deep is that hole? Is it a bummer? Because everybody goes to watch the monkeys in the zoo. So they're going to come to see you and be like.
Speaker: What the hell is happening here? They watch fucking Joe Biden fall off a bike and he gets a million views. That was actually funny. Yeah. That motherfucker wasn't even pedaling when he fell off the bike. He was at a crosswalk and just fell over. That motherfucker had a helmet on and he still probably fucking hurt his brain. That motherfucker doesn't have a brain.
Speaker: It would probably be in his best interest to wear a helmet most of the time. I feel like I should send you a helmet. Words are hard. We get it. We got to get one of those full face masks so you don't hurt. I'm going to say Jarvis, a nonsensical nonsense special needs helmet.
Speaker: You know how much money will make off that or you guys will make off that the kicker helmet Jesus fuck
Speaker: We'll laugh when it's funny. Then you're never gonna laugh. We're not gonna laugh the entire time. Why would you even give me credit for that? Like everyone likes Dalton says I'm funny. It's like, what are you fucking smoking bro? Give him a minute, he'll explain the joke.
Speaker: this is a goddamn saint for marrying you just so you're like dude trust me there's many times where i'm like why did you fucking marry me like i have no money purgatory exists she did something wrong in her past look at leggy's comment
Speaker: He's gonna get that out of his wife's purse
Speaker: every time i try and touch my wife she's like fuck no get away from me you're not now we know how you know i'm kids that's one of those little penis keepers that we're gonna send you we're gonna send you a nonsensical or non -central nonsense fucking uh
Speaker: It comes free with a butt plug. The Glick blood plug. It's got a little flashing light in it. It's like the caution light that people use on their bicycles at night. It's a reflector. They still have those? Every cock cage comes with a Glick plug. There you go, there you go. Free, free of charge.
Speaker: All right, yeah Oh shit, we just got fucking kicked off of twitch again
Speaker: Sorry everyone. It's gonna go track down Billy Joel now and be like, hey you owe me fucking royalties, bitch Fucking a Taylor Swift show you got me kicked off twitch you whore
Speaker: Billy Joel just jumps off stage and pile drives you. Takes his belt. He does a flying kick. It's a giant Superman punch. Yeah, don't take your belt to the Billy Joel. That would be worth going to a Billy Joel concert right there. Just watch Billy come running off stage. 70 year old man takes out a fucking guy saying that he's the world champion of podcasts.
Speaker: I got my ass kicked by a seven year old man called Billy Joel.
Speaker: Anyways, let's, you know, let's, I've been trying to do this. Let's, let's go to break real quick. Of course, before we go to break, I gotta go get some more meth. Come on. Let's hurry up with this break. Shut up. When we go to break, obviously proper hydration is, is very important in your daily life.
Speaker: And a lot of us are not properly hydrating, even though we think we are, we might be drinking a lot of water and thinking, yeah, I'm properly hydrated and everything's happier. I drink some, you know, some name brand sports drink that costs way too much. Well, sadly you're not. If you guys want to be properly hydrated, you should check out our friends over at Liquid IV. One stick of Liquid IV and 16 ounces of water, it's going to hydrate you twice as fast as water and more efficiently.
Speaker: It's also got five essential vitamins and it's got three times the electrolytes of those, uh, bleeding sports drinks. I was telling you about not only that, but it does come in 12 awesome flavors. And if you're tired of giving your kids those expensive sports drinks that are loaded up with sugar and everything else, they've also got liquid be kids. It's got five flavors there for you as well. Uh, you're going to definitely find a flavor you like.
Speaker: I wouldn't be telling you guys about it if I didn't like it. I love liquid. I V it's part of my daily routines. Uh, and especially on the weekends, because as you guys know, I like to drink one or two beers. No shit. One or two beers, one, five minutes. Wait, you drink.
Speaker: We bring in the views, okay? We just like you host. Jeff is the one that's like number one in the demographic. We let Jarvis dig holes.
Speaker: Well, apparently I drink a lot of alcohol and alcohol dehydration. So I'm making sure that I stay hydrated by getting liquid IV. It's real people. What the fuck are you drinking? Miller Lite. It is water in a can. Will you just hold on and let them get through this? Don't judge my alcohol choice. I do. I judge it hard.
Speaker: I got something hard for you, Benji. That ain't that beard, that's for sure.
Speaker: Well, well, liquid. I'd be enjoying your sponsorship read because real people, real flavor, real hydrating get 20 % off. When you go to liquid, I'd be .com. Use our promo code words are hard to check out. That's 20 % off of anything you order. When you shot better hydration today, using our promo code words are hard at liquid. I'd be a dead guy. Nicely done. Nicely done.
Speaker: Did you see what? Yeah, there it is right there. Liquid IV, see right there. I can actually put liquid IV in this. Yay, good. There are, if you go online, there is actually a lot of recipes. Yeah. So Glick, if I wanted to get a discount on this, how would I get a discount on this whole liquid IV thing?
Speaker: Use the promo code words are hard. What are you not paying attention? No, no, we're hard guys. I'm sitting over here trying to look at the map. Sorry, guys, guys, we have to understand Minnesota. So you want to get a discount, you can get a 20 % discount at liquidiv .com, but you have to use our promo code words are hard to get that discount.
Speaker: Wait, how do you spell that? Okay, got it, got it, got it. I'll send you a link. I'll send you a link, you click on it. It'll be to the Nonsenseical Nonsense podcast, but you'll still get the 25 % discount or 20 % discount. He said he didn't start to fire my arse. Fuck Billy Joel.
Speaker: I'm going to go like Billy Joel on fire. So is the music going to go right of other people singing Billy Joel songs poorly? So are we listening to Blacktop Mojo again? Or is that William Hung guy that blew up when he did American Idol? Yeah, that's the next clicks house of music. People poorly covering Billy Joel. Actually, we are going to take a break. We're finally going to take a break. So we're actually going to do
Speaker: Billy Jean made famous by Michael Jackson But done a million times better Acoustically are the one and only Chris Cordell. Yeah, this was a good one Dog Whatnot so we'll be back here just a few minutes I've got to go recycle some beer. I gotta go get some more beer. I gotta go get some more math. I
Speaker: K mags gotta get some more whatever and he's already behind whatever That motherfucker ran didn't even drop his mic he's back Motherfuckers like the flash. All right dealers on the corner. We got this Hey, that's how that that would have made the flash movie a lot better just saying
Speaker: I like the Flash movie, fuck you. I love the Flash. The only reason it was any good was Michael Keaton was in it, let's be honest. Damn shit, but it's fun for music. We'll be back in a few minutes. Yeah.
Speaker: She was more like a beauty queen on movies screen Said don't mind but what do you mean? I am the one Who would dance on the floor and around She said I am the one Who would dance on the floor and around
Speaker: She said her name was Billie Jean and she caused a scene But all her heads turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who would dance some flooring around People always told me be careful what you do Don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
Speaker: Mama always told me, be careful who you love Careful what you do before the lie Lie because the truth Billie Jean is not my love She's just a girl Says that I am the one But the kid is not my son
Speaker: She says I am the one But the kid is not my son For forty days and forty nights The law was on its side Who can stand when she's in demand Her schemes and her plans Cause we danced on the floor and the lounge
Speaker: So take my strong advice Remember to always think twice Do think twice She told my baby That we danced till three and she looked at me She showed her photo My baby cried his eyes were like mine Cause we danced on the floor and the rhymes
Speaker: People always told me, be careful what you do Don't go around breaking young girls' hearts They just stood right by me, smelled a sweet perfume It's happened much too soon They called me to the room, hey! Billie Jean is not my lover
Speaker: She's just a girl who says that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one But the kid is not my son So take my strong advice
Speaker: And remember to always think twice. Do think twice. Thank you. Yeah buddy. I guess that's the first story though. It's been a tough one too.
Speaker: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, everybody. Calm down. Calm down. I know I'm great. I know I'm awesome. Everybody calm down. Thank you. I'm not mad at that. I like that. That was good. You've never heard that before? No. Well, I've heard the song Billie Jean just never let Chris Cornell's got a whole album. He did a live show obviously years back and it was all acoustic. Nice. And and he did a dog ton of
Speaker: of covers. He did, um, nothing compares to you. Nothing compares to you. Thank you. Couldn't remember. He did it. He did the cover of that. Plus a bunch of other songs.
Speaker: I said it last night on the show, gone way too fucking soon. And we kind of kind of tiptoed into the conspiracy theories of Chris Cornell and calling out the pedophile elite and how his suicide may not have necessarily been a suicide. But that reminds me, I got some news. I have a news thing. I have a news thing, too. I'm sure you do.
Speaker: Oh, I do. Yeah, you do. Welcome back to non -sensical nonsense. It is Saturday night. The door's open. Anybody who wants to pop in and hang out with us, Jeffrey, if you'd be so kind, drop that link that they can click on and come hang out with us in the chatters box. This is the real super collab. You've seen some other people do super collabs that are just super lame. This is a real super collaborate here. Ladies and gentlemen, not only is Jeff here,
Speaker: And I'm here, like always, we got Jeff, I'm Glick, but we've also got our guy Benji hanging out with us. You guys have been getting to know Benji pretty well. He's been hanging out with us quite a bit lately. You guys know our buddy, Steve Jarvis. Steven Jarvis, host of the Jarvis podcast and Jarvis.
Speaker: I have to say, though, that Jervishi project sounds really good, though. I like it. Yeah, I came up with it. Of course, it sounds good. OK, Marking Asshole 101. And then Middlecomber tonight onto the nonsensical nonsense. We hung out last night together. Got in trouble on TikTok together.
Speaker: Our guy K Mag, also known as Preston, he's over there on the Twitch doing some gaming and whatnot. You guys can check him out at K Mag, YoYo23. You see his name on the screen. You guys can go check them out, show them guys some love as well. BenjiGames, he's on Twitch doing his thing. BenjiGames2, Jarvis Demon. And of course, you know me, I'm doing a nonsense school nonsense. I get on there and game. I also do the Glick's House of Music. Jeff just shows up for the show.
Speaker: I have a TikTok that I never post on. I never post on anymore. I was going to post to me and then I broke into something else. Oh, I can be bougie and gangster if you really want to go down that road. Don't make him get out his title, Bill. Don't make him get out his title, Bill. You don't want to go down that road with me, girl, because I'm all about bringing fun. I'm all about the fun. I don't want to be ghetto and bougie.
Speaker: I'm bougie. I'll get my Bible out and I'll preach to you if you ain't careful. And on the end day, God created quick. The home of Maxwell. Finally created perfection. His job was done and then he rested.
Speaker: Don't threaten me with a good time. Oh, anyway. Yes. And we got, like I said, you know, this is the fun thing about Saturday night. And this is the fun thing about actually, you know, creating a real community of people who actually want to support each other and be around each other and want to hang out with each other. I can have a good time with each other and not get their fucking feelings hurt because we make fun of you. We've been beating the hell out of poor Jarvis all night.
Speaker: I was gonna say I have been so desensitized to human emotions for so long. It's not even funny. So Jeff and I Jeff and I and I think you know Benji is up there around the same age as us came out. I don't know how old you are 35 oh He's a baby
Speaker: 35. I'm seven years younger than you. We talked about this last night. We talked about that last night. I was doing 80s music. I was doing 80s music and I was talking about growing up. You're a picture of short -term memory. I've had a few concussions. I may have some tea. It came out like I was born in 88, so I got to enjoy it a year.
Speaker: I'm sorry. Honestly, I wish I would have been a teenager in the 80s. It would have been cool. Yeah, Jarvis is 14. So, you know, I'm 30 motherfucker, but thanks. I mean, the motherfucker looks like a pedophile. Let's be honest.
Speaker: I've already discovered spending 45 minutes in a shower before you were born. This feels good. I like that. I'm going to do this all the time and I'm 42 and nothing's changed. Must be something that Ohio Hooker region over there. I know every, every actual man does it.
Speaker: And I'm sorry You'll get it in about five years. You'll be right But anybody that says they don't is a goddamn liar and you shouldn't trust them. I mean If you take like seven showers a day does it count or Seven showers a day
Speaker: don't worry about it. What I do in my shower is what I do in my shower. I do it in the shower. I do it. I'm sitting on the couch watching TV. Need to get laid, bitch. I have three kids. Evidently, that didn't help. I've done it three times during this show tonight. Why do you think I had the lights off earlier? Hey.
Speaker: No wonder I jerked it twice during this speech. Why do you think my hands keep switching? I cross my legs and rock my leg. And yeah, baby. Spoiler alert, the other night when Benji and I were playing Call of Duty, I did it there. That's, I wasn't glitching like I said, Benji. I mean, that was good. He just likes the smooth sound of Benji's voice.
Speaker: He was like, God damn Blake, you're doing terrible. I'm like, I know. This motherfucker is like Barry White, baby. He was just running into a wall and just kept running. He wasn't moving anything. That was motherfucking.
Speaker: That was when the Barry Manilow kicked in and he really didn't want to do it himself then. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. I mean, at least it wasn't Billy Joel. It was actually Barry Manilow this time. Hey, don't fuck with Barry Manilow. That motherfucker could sing, boy. That motherfucker's great baby making music, too. Yeah, yes. Why do you think I got three of the little fuckers?
Speaker: I didn't say a one to me problem. I just have already got three of them. Because you invested in chloroform early? Probably. I mean, he was going down the street that night and said, hey, which one's first? No, it's because I went to Minnesota one time and apparently all the meth got to me. And, you know, we've all been there. Why would you go try meth in Minnesota? Like, come on, there's better shit down south.
Speaker: No, not meh. What are you, a fucking expert? You've got a rating system. I've been this way. I've been this met three stars. It's not that good. It's like Italy. I mean, hey. Oh, yeah, minute three X. That's finally have like the biggest Cuban fucking shit happened in the 80s. I mean, that's why Florida was popping back in the 80s. That was so good.
Speaker: That was Coke. Yeah, I didn't say it was meth. It's a movie about it. Well, yeah, they made Scarface. They made more than that, though.
Speaker: We need to get you flashcards with drugs on them so you can learn your drugs. Please, please find them. I'll pay for them. Learn your drugs with me. What about drugs? Works for me. Apparently, our experts on drugs, yet you can count on how many times we've been high on one hand. This is very painful. I agree. I agree. It got painful when they announced one of the guests on this show.
Speaker: I do. I do want to I do want to jump into this pipe off. But before I do, yes, I love when other people stream over top of your stream, especially the people who like to yap and and preach about. And I'm not talking about you, which gamers because you guys don't count this in this conversation because everybody's got like a schedule when they game or anything like that. But I'm talking about other quote unquote
Speaker: podcasters hello that uh that will go live at the same time that that we are alive uh and we've had a set schedule for almost three years now uh yeah i mean in all honesty uh spoiler alert how dare you wednesday's batteries are internet
Speaker: you can do your show and read from the same internet page tomorrow morning when it's scheduled rather than going live right now because whether you do it tonight or you do it tomorrow the same one person is going to watch it so let's be honest why do you guys put all my secrets but check this out so you guys remember like when we were in high school and whatnot
Speaker: I'm sure we've all at least Jarvis, I already know the answer for you. You're still in high school. So just imagine graduated ninth grade, you fucker. It's been a while. Okay. Leave me alone. We've, we've, we've all, you know, made he failed one or two quizzes or tests in our lives.
Speaker: one or two. What the **** are you smoking? Hey, there's a reason why I hit on the ugly chick. So, I'm just saying. He's got a fair point. I can honestly say none of us ever failed a test or a test or a quiz quiz for this reason. Okay. A Seattle student failed a quiz for answering only
Speaker: women can get pregnant, a failing quiz grade after he answered that only women can get pregnant and that only men can have penises, a 10th grade ethic. Apparently he's never seen a strap on. What is going on with this class? An ethnic studies world history teacher
Speaker: Administer the quiz. The test focus on understanding gender versus sex and ask students to answer a series of questions. Multiple choice, true or false. I'd have burnt down that school by now. Question like the Minneapolis Police Department. Yeah, question for the exam. Ask students to identify whether a statement all men have penises. Is true or false?
Speaker: true. We learned in 1993. Supposedly. I mean, we've been told we were wrong, you know. Well, we learned in kindergarten cop that boys have. That's right. And it's not a tumor. Which was labeled as incorrect by the teacher.
Speaker: Uh, question seven of the quiz similarly asked students to identify whether the statement only women can get pregnant was true or false. The teacher again marked the student's answer incorrect when he said that the statement was true. So there's a good reason. There's a good reason. I don't have kids in the school in the States because I knocked that fucking teacher out.
Speaker: Well, several other questions asked students to answer questions like, when somebody uses they, them pronouns, what does that mean about their gender identity identity? And transgender people are gay. Well.
Speaker: If you I mean, if you say them, whatever, I don't fucking care. You just sound that does sound like a happy and you're not forcing it down other people's throats because. And that's the problem. Let's be honest. That's the problem with with today's society. It's not what's right or wrong. It's what I can shove down your fucking throat. Yeah, exactly. Come over here, Jarvis. I got something to shove down your throat. Hey, you got to give me math first. OK. Hey, Jarvis, you know the difference between jelly and jam? Yeah.
Speaker: I can't jelly my. No, I can't. It's I can't jelly my dick down your throat. Right. OK. Travis doesn't get it. He'll get it later.
Speaker: We'll come back to that later. If you could actually see his screen. It's funny. Sorry. If he owned a light, if he owned a light, you could see the hamster wheel turning. The old fucking grandma. Hang on one more second. But then it asks if transgender people are gay. And I've asked this question of my of my broster a million times because it makes no sense to me. I doesn't agree. Agreed. Just just because I go to Halloween
Speaker: you know, Spirit Halloween and I buy a fucking now, granted, there's a lot of tick tockers on TikTok that think that they're Vikings because they go to Spirit Halloween. Oh, don't even get started on it. Oh, my God. But, you know, if I go to Spirit Halloween and I and I buy a fucking vampire teeth, you know, a Harley Quinn costume, that doesn't make me Harley Quinn. Yes, it does. This question a million times. Is it weird I want to see him in a Harley Quinn outfit?
Speaker: No, no, no, no. It's better to just just say how you feel. Get your. I kind of want to see it now. Now it's got to get your groups on. Get your shorty shorts on your boy. Yeah. I just got my hair cut so I can do one side blue and one side pink. And there you go. But I've asked my burster this question a million times because he transitioned from female to male.
Speaker: And I, you know, you're like, I don't care if you're transgender, but I'm like, so are you and your wife still lesbians? Because technically you're still a woman.
Speaker: Well, and let's be honest, Nick, Nick is not the person to get upset about that question. It's an honest, but he knows that I, because I asked these questions not out of malice and I've, and it doesn't matter if I'm asking Nick or I'm asking, you know, a random transverse that I, I'm honestly curious to know how it works because in my head and I transitioned into a woman, but I still got my tally nackle.
Speaker: And just because you put boobies on my chest, which I mean, I've already got boobs on my chest as it is. Yeah, you do. You know, if I'm with it, you know, if I'm with a dude, I mean, that's still kind of gay. Well, here's my thing. This is the problem. You're technically not allowed to ask questions.
Speaker: You just have to accept. And that's bullshit because questions like this are relevant. Let's be honest. And and not be like, like you, like you said, it's not malice. It's curiosity. Hey, I want to know how it works. Because well, I mean, I asked those questions. I'm even more confused because Nick says no, but I'm a lesbian. And I'm like, but you're you're fucking a dude.
Speaker: But he's a he who now, right? Like, that's what the world's supposed to believe is that he's a, you know, Nick is a he now, and you're a woman, right? And she's like, yeah. And I'm like, so isn't that heterosexual? It's not homosexual. It's not lesbian. But apparently, they're still because, so it's mind boggling. Like, this is the problem is there's no, nobody can agree on the rules.
Speaker: I'm a man and I'm pregnant and I'm like, no, you're not. You just cosplay as a dude, but you still got all your girl parts. So, yeah, I mean, outside you cut your boobies off. Not that it mattered because you had little boobies your whole life. Anyways, my boobs are bigger than yours, but you're still a woman. You just dress and act like a dude. I have a beard. I have a beard.
Speaker: I wouldn't call that a beard. Let's be honest. I can do Nick's beard with a Sharpie. I'm just saying. I mean, let's be honest. Jarvis has a nicer beard. I'm not saying something. No. And like I said, this is not malice. This is just the problem is, is the rules change from person to person.
Speaker: and generation to generation. It's not even generation to generation. It's like Jeff said though, fucking person to person. Every person has a different standpoint on what they want to be called or how they want to be labeled or seen as or whatever. I identify as a problem. It is for generation. I identify as I've got a lot of fucking problems. Back in the day to say that you were gay, you were ostracized.
Speaker: And now we're to the point now where you can say you're trans. And if someone asks you a question, they immediately say, oh, you're transphobic. Oh, that's the problem. It's just like the fucking. Well, you can literally ask any one of any one of them what is a woman and they don't have the answer. Well, that's because everybody plays pretend differently. Yeah. Right. So they all have their different.
Speaker: Like, oh, this is what makes me me. This is why I don't participate in things like this, because I don't want to participate in either. And I don't care if this offends people. I don't mean it in hateful ways. But I don't want to participate in your delusion or your version of pretending. Yeah, exactly. So I just don't ask questions because I'm here. I'm going to take my ball and go home.
Speaker: Because I don't care if you pretend to be a guy, but you're a girl. Guess what, man? You're still a chick. It is what is my sister. She pretends all the time to be a dude, but I literally call her by her first name because no matter what, you're still a chick. You are a chick just because you pretend to be a dude. Here's my thing. Call yourself whatever you want. There's a reason I don't leave my house. I don't care
Speaker: Your day -to -day shit that you're on does not affect me whatsoever. Exactly. And when my brother came out as gay, he's like, Jeff, I'm gay. I said, hey, that's great. There's more pussy for me. And he's like, there you go. That's a great way to look at it. And I said, yeah, I said, not only that, I'll take you with me in the bar. You find the chicks like, hey, I'm gay. I said, I get to fuck them. He's like, even better. I just don't want any man right there.
Speaker: Hey, you want to talk about a wingman Jesus Christ Yeah Like Glick said though look at the way our schools are teaching our kids today If that was my teacher I'd have knocked that fucker out And it's 2023 I can pretend to be a woman if it's a woman and knock her out
Speaker: Damn it, Jeff, you're making more sense than, dude, you need to run for president. Yeah, I'll get right on that. We need a president that makes sense. Not one that, you know, just randomly goes on rants and falls over. I go on a rant. Paws up an escalator, pulls up the fucking Air Force One stairs. Gross. Hey, I'll be honest, I'll be honest, falling upstairs, we have all done that.
Speaker: that is true and
Speaker: but to do it multiple times in a row, that's a challenge. Usually when we fall upstairs, let's be fair, we're usually... We're in our teens. Well, we're usually inebriated. Or in our teens. Yeah. I don't think I was in my teens. I mean, I may have been on drugs, you know, not meth, because Lord forbid Minnesota holds the best meth, and apparently Southern states are ranked number three, according to Jarvis, but... I mean, not only Minnesota is using meth,
Speaker: Which ones can you point one out? Yeah, me. Bullshit. You already said you go get meth. So it's all good. You literally said right before break, I'm going to go get more meth. Yeah. Yeah. Your meth head, you don't know. It's OK. OK. The whole problem with the world today is everybody has a, what's the word for it?
Speaker: Everyone, as Jarvis said, everybody wants to shove everything down your throat. Oh, it is. Definitely. Yeah, you will, daddy. You need to be my preacher for the night. Well, did you hear about this mayor? And I think it's in Illinois. Oh, by the way, K -Mac, that's the price of admission for being on the show. You have to give me a blowjob.
Speaker: All right, whatever. I mean, my brother - Get down on your knees and tell me you love me. Let's go, tic -tac. That's right. Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
Speaker: do you want me to look you in the eyes while I'm doing it? Yeah, look me in the eyes and call me the champ. Yeah, you got to make good. Look me in the eyes and call me the champ while you do it. Oh, I'm calling you the champ, but I'll call you something. I'll tell you what, nobody in this room can cradle the balls like Jarvis. I'm just saying. Oh, hey. I've seen this game for small, long, callous, smooth. I believe it.
Speaker: Rolls him around in his hands. As soft as a baby seal. Did you hear about this mayor? I can't remember where she is. But she threw a Christmas party that white people that worked in the office weren't allowed to come to.
Speaker: I think she segregated it. Yeah, she segregated it. And then she and then said she sent out an email with invites to people of color. And then it actually got sent to everybody in the office. And then she was like, oh, my bad. I was just kidding. Yeah, she did. And the whole email was like, if you're white, don't come pretty much. And it's like, how is that not? I don't identify as cool.
Speaker: Agreed. I identify as awesome. Chris is trans dinosaur. I am trans dinosaur. I came out over a year ago. As long as you're happy, you know, wait, was it trans transsaurus or trans? Okay.
Speaker: Nice. Nice. You know, now let's be honest. He's a lick a lot of puss. Like a lot of puss guys. I mean, look at his racers stripes. Look at his racers stripes. I mean, that's why my fiancee cheats on me because I got a huge dick and I ain't a lot of pussies. No, you got that backwards. You got a little dick and you need a lot of pussies. Well, we had a former co -host on the show.
Speaker: God love him. I really do. I love this cat to death, but he is a trip. Not only did he single white female me. Major. Cred his hair like mine, grew his beard out. That one's got his haircut short. And his beard is short. But he was like,
Speaker: We were talking we were we were talking of we we did we used to this thing called the starting five and where it was like top five things that you'd like to watch eat during a movie and We would do it on Wednesday. We'd announce what it was on Saturday. We would do the results And do our pics and when we said that what things you like to eat during movie We said you can't say pussy because that's just what are you fucking for?
Speaker: Dave, second one. Oh, I'm like, Jesus Christ, dude. What is seventh grade called? They want their shit back. But he used to claim that the reason why his wife left him because his dick was too big and he ate her pussy too much. Happens to the best of us. Yes. I mean, I'm in the running for that competition, I guess, because I've got two ex lives, so.
Speaker: But, but I was like, you know, as it's been stated on here many times, I am the man whore of the show. I've been, I've been through a lot of ladies never had a complaint about that. I go down too much. So yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't believe it. He's got that one right. I mean, Hey,
Speaker: What did she say? She's like, wait on, wait, hang on. Jeff's calling someone else immature.
Speaker: Yeah, right. I cornered the market on immature. We hear it nonsensical nonsense pride ourselves on being very mature, if you will. And professional. We're nothing professional. Oh, yeah. Yes. All professional. You got two smoking, three drinking. We're golden. Somebody asked you, shut up.
Speaker: It's an audio show. You don't have to fucking put our shit out on blast. I didn't say who was doing what. I just gave numbers. Now, the whole the whole the whole thing with this whole schools indoctrinating kids, then let's be honest, that's what it is. They're like, this is the way you need to think. It is one of the reasons why I live here.
Speaker: Oh, no, they don't play that game down here K mag go ahead go ahead and try to walk in Go ahead and try to walk into a woman's restroom here Pass the door Wait, what was that Jarvis? I don't know if your kids go to school yet, but do they do that in the Dakotas? Not in our town like our town doesn't really put up with that shit
Speaker: As weird as it sounds, I mean, they follow some guidelines as far as respecting the pronouns. Okay. But other than that, they don't really push it down people's throats. And see, that's, that's the, is that, is that Marty? Is that Marty's dog?
Speaker: I was wondering when someone was going to see that. I thought it was someone breathing into their mic the last time. No, that's my fucking dog. He's got a giant St. Bernard that snores. It's hilarious. No, it's the little dog. It's the little dog that'll get you every time. Yeah, he's right by my head, too, and he's passed out. So it's not even worth moving him. But no, like...
Speaker: me and my wife be right back y 'all when we had when we're going to have kids that we're not going to put them in the public school system because it's going to. I had to break it, but they got a better chance of the public schools. I mean, you know, let us be honest, you know, evidently stories out on that, you know,
Speaker: Good. I mean, I'm just saying. I'm not being a dick. I'm just saying. No, I'm not. If anyone was going to teach our children, be my wife. Maybe it's better if you don't reproduce. Oh, yeah. OK. Invest in Todd condoms, buddy. No, but it's like. I'll send you. I've got a box of condoms in my drawer that are no use. I'll mail them to you. Merry Christmas, Travis. It's a variety pack. There's all kinds of one one.
Speaker: Did they all say Jeremy, sheer nonsensical nonsense? No, but it comes with a Sharpie. One of them says on there, one of them says for a good time called Jeff. I don't even say Jeff. It just has his phone number on it for a good time. Call some guy, Frank, some 400 pound guy.
Speaker: You should have automatically known it was going to be a shit show. Well, it's one of the most cities in the United States. Yes. Seattle needs an H -bomb. Let's be honest. I mean, fucking poor. They already have an H -bomb. No, they need one. Oh, I couldn't.
Speaker: When they like deep on the place and then you
Speaker: They get mad and then they call the cops. I'm like, wait a minute. Your logic doesn't make sense. It worked out so much for Minneapolis because they wanted to have a task force. And then all of a sudden it's like one fucking of our politicians around here got egged or thrown, blood thrown at them. And they're like, I hate the police so badly. I was so scared. And it's like, you're the one fucker on the front line saying we didn't need police anymore. No, the one that was funny was the guy, I can't remember where he was.
Speaker: but he was he was like the the mayor or a city council member and he's like do you find the police he was all up and on about people in place and then called the cops when his car got stolen oh i i know who you're talking about just can't remember his name yeah i can't either big deal out of it too it was like it was like 10 year old stole his car the the funniest thing about it though and i'll give people a lot of
Speaker: props for when they say it about Minneapolis, was our state was the only one that had our politicians literally rioting. Yeah. Not doing their fucking job. And that's like I said, all of us Minnesotans don't do meth. There was a lot of Minnesotans that were pissed off. Because they couldn't get meth. Well, that but also at the same time, you had to watch a community burn
Speaker: Oh no, you don't even need to start on that. You ever want a really amazing time watching the news? Watch anytime Jim Jordan is on the news. That motherfucker, he's a representative from Ohio. He gives zero fucks. I know who Jim Jordan is. I just don't watch him. He's a genius. Because everything I can do is fucking something. That motherfucker runs for president. I'm behind him all the way, baby. Yeah, he's good.
Speaker: but it's the problem with this whole, this whole thing is everybody wants, you know, everyone wants to feel special. Yeah. Well, they want to feel special, but they can't agree on the rules. No. Yeah. Definitely. And let's be honest. They said it in, in, in fucking partially blues. We live in a society that needs rules. Mm -hmm.
Speaker: it's
Speaker: You know, and this is me. I've lived here for 20 years. So I watch everything on the news. I watch the news every day and I watch it. I go, thank God I live here. You know, I mean, Chris makes one of the living, quote unquote, the third world country. But I don't have the problems that you guys have. No, you don't. You know, cartel. Yeah. But you know what? If you don't fuck with them, they don't fuck with you. Exactly. They're not coming out of here by this. No, fuck that. I'm good.
Speaker: And they're like, all right, here's right. Minnesota. I'm good. No. Okay. We're good. Well, we tried, you know, and it's, it's, it's like, uh, as like you were saying, you know, the wife and kids and I were, we're going to Europe. And I was like, I swear to God, I'm gonna get arrested. She's like, what are you talking about? I said the first fucker comes up and my, my pronouns.
Speaker: Well, the problem is everyone's goose thinks it should affect the gander. Exactly. And that's just not correct. Yeah. And not only that, but our politicians making rules for us, but they are not going to follow them. Well, like insider trading rules. You got to remember that. That's the only way these rules work.
Speaker: Yeah. And we're having these people that vote that shouldn't be voting. Well, there's a lot of people who vote that.
Speaker: We're not alive. There was a lot of dead motherfuckers vote. Yeah. About 10 million votes that had never been seen before. Yeah. Yeah. Only what? 70 something million people that can vote. And that one chick, she's sitting in jail for ballot bump stuffing. Yeah. But yet they want to go after Trump. Yeah. Well, I'll stuff a ballot. All right.
Speaker: Yeah, you will. Hey, tick, tick, settle it down. Big news. I mean, what was going on here? I do have a big ass Jew nose. That was your pipe bomb. I was, you know, I was expecting more. I was expecting you guys to react a little bit differently. Usually you expect us to go along with it.
Speaker: No, no. You want us to be the greatest grenade Chris ever dropped? Was Chris, Chloe, and me talking transgender in sports? Both of us tiptoeing. Just tiptoeing. Not to piss me off at all.
Speaker: No, no, me and Chloe, Chloe and I are not to piss the other off. Well, for those of you guys who don't know who Chris Clue is, Jarvis, you should know who he is. Punter was the former punter for the Minnesota Vikings. I mean, he's in your guys in the spring of honor or whatever you call it.
Speaker: He was on the show. We had him as a guest on the show former NFL player spent six seasons with the Vikings I think it was five or six seasons something like that, but a very very outspoken gay rights activist which I 100 % agree with everything he does because I've always thought that the you know the LGBTQ Leave it at that
Speaker: They deserve to have rights. They deserve to have screen rights as straight couples and stuff like that. I had a lot of gay friends and family and whatnot. So I was excited to not only have Cluey on the show as a football guy, as a fan of the NFL. And I remember him when he played football. I was a fan of him when he played football.
Speaker: Um, but I was also excited to talk. So thanks for pointing that out. What's that? Thanks for saying you're a fan of his twice. Well, I mean, I was, uh, well, I mean, I was a fan of his football career, but I was also a fan of his, his, his stance in the, in the, with the LGB community, uh, as an activist. So I think it wasn't the first time or the second time we had him on, I think it was his first time.
Speaker: So we, we dove into that world. And I go, and he does this. So, so, uh, competing against women in sports. And then, and then he does this. And then I went and just walked away because, because I do Jeff, Jeff was Jeff's stance is the same as mine. And I just sat back and then I chimed in a little bit here and there.
Speaker: And I just sat back and watched this. But the nice thing about the way Cluey handled it, and this is the way it should be, is he was willing to have the conversation as opposed to standing on your fucking high horse and my word is fucking law. If you don't like it, I'm going to take my ball and leave. Well, you know, that's the problem with the world today. Nobody wants to talk it out and come to common ground.
Speaker: It's always someone else, right? You're wrong. It's believe what I think. And your opinion doesn't fucking matter. So what was his stance on it that he believed against with women? Yeah, he was like, he's like, I see no problem with it. And I was like, really, dude? There's a big problem with it. Really? There is a big problem. And I get the whole his point was, there are rules that you have to have been on in that transition period for a certain period of time.
Speaker: But once again, I brought up the MMA fighter that used to be a man and then damn near killed a woman in the fucking ring.
Speaker: what did you see the volleyball player that almost killed the woman by spiking it right spiking her damn neck yeah yeah she was hurt she ended up having to have surgery or something didn't she yeah she can never play volleyball ever again correct yeah she got like because of that bullshit badly hurt yeah and then i have gains riley gains riley gains i love that big leah thomas or tom thomas right thompson thompson thank you
Speaker: But I don't know if it's true, but I think they took the medals away from Thompson. I don't know if that's true anymore. I don't know if it's true. I thought I heard it.
Speaker: Let's be honest, you were mediocre at best as a man. Yeah. Then you dominate the women. No, no, no, no, no, no. Let's be honest. You were terrible as a man. You were a bottom as a male swimmer. And then you couldn't even beat a woman. You're tied. Yeah. They tied. 100%. Because this is going to show face.
Speaker: Yeah, this is what we want to put out. You completely screw a girl, a woman who has trained her entire fucking life that this fucking man couldn't even beat.
Speaker: God it here we go. Let's go. No, but no nuclear guy that guy literally showed up to weightlifting competition with a full fucking beard Yeah, that makes that puts Chris's beard to shame and said I'm a woman and then broke every record every single record Every single record, yeah This guy holds every single record now
Speaker: I'm just saying it proves one thing in fact, if you want something done, send in a man. Did you see that weightlifting? That's very poor. Yeah, that is. But did you see that weightlifting competition that this transgender had just won and broke a record and the guy's like - It was on the same podcast we are?
Speaker: No, but there's multiple there's more than one yeah, and I think that's your point but it's it's like as As a dude, I could never be pro in anything unless it's like sitting on my ass drinking coke and smoke his earrings I'm a pro
Speaker: been training my whole life. You are a once -in -a -lifetime athlete that's smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol. Shit. He puts John Daly to shame. John Daly ain't got shit on me. John Daly is this man's role model. Or no, you're John Daly. I am John Daly's role model. Thank you. Sorry. Sorry. No, but I could literally
Speaker: Well, no, the girls, the US women's soccer team, they're like, we can beat a man. And then they went up against the high school team and got their asses handed to him. Yeah. Well, this happened with the Olympic team or something too. They took a group of the Olympic females and then they played the retired guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was US women's soccer team. Yeah.
Speaker: And that Megan Rose - Not only did they destroy them, it was a shutout. Women didn't score. They even let the women get close to the goal, and they couldn't fucking kick it past the guys' kicker. But if you watch that footage, the guys are not even winded, and the girls are dying. Did you see the hockey team one?
Speaker: No, it looked like the fucking Soviet Union going up against Team USA. No, I agree. I agree. Like she said, that's American soccer. So I get it. But if you dedicate your life to a sport, Serena, I remember one. It was Serena. She said, she said, I wouldn't play a man. I get destroyed. Yep.
Speaker: Yeah, but she's a tennis player. Yeah, but have you ever had men's tennis versus women's tennis? Dude, I would never, I would never go up against McElroy. No, fuck that motherfucker. Dude, so Serena and her sister are back in balls at like fucking maybe 120 mile an hour. Serena and her sister are built like NFL middle linebackers. Yeah, they are. Yeah, but they still are. But they've already said, they've said, we won't go up against the man. They won't even rank top 30.
Speaker: Yeah, like because a man's serve like that was macro macros was like 150 miles an hour Yeah, and a typical woman's service like anywhere from 95 to 110 if if they're lucky Yeah, and that's that's that's pro level. That's that's if you're built like Serena and her sister though I mean motherfuckers like good just said or built like linebackers and yeah, you know they could fucking whack a ball and
Speaker: but you look at most, Jarvis, it's because you like your balls whacked. Jeff, player, have at it. Oh, that would be a great game. Yeah. But if you're looking at physical ability, you can't compete. There's no comparison. No, no. There is. I mean, if you want a great example, if I went up against Serena Williams, yeah, she'd destroy me.
Speaker: Why? Cause I suck at fucking tennis. Tennis ain't a real sport. Let's go. No dude, play some tennis. I'm the Nigel gruff of tennis because I would play tennis while smoking a cigarette. One of the best football movies ever. I played in a, I played in a tournament. Did you again?
Speaker: try to combine sports to make a sports stop it. You're not sports guy. What are you talking about? Nigel Gruff was a smoker on the field. I was a smoker on the fucking tennis month. Stop it. I played it. I played a tournament here. And. And Jeff. No, no, no. Don't make him get the belt.
Speaker: Listen here, Johnny bench. We're talking football. This guy has a perfect opportunity to make a football reference. And he goes, Johnny bench. Got him. I don't even know if he was a catcher. We were talking baseball. Johnny Betts was a catcher that bought a Shane Falco Jersey. Shane Falco is the greatest football player ever lived. Shut up. I don't know what's wrong with Shane Falco, but John wicker football.
Speaker: Did he just make something funny You know what they say the Sun signs on the dog's ass Oh my god, Jesus Christ that had me dying. Can I can I show?
Speaker: No, it's too long. It's too long. Uh, go back to last Saturday. Yeah. Last Saturday's episode on YouTube. Oh my God. He's got a face like a brick wall.
Speaker: I thought it was real No, no the first three hits I was like no way the first two I was like Jesus is poor bastard The third and the tenth I was like, okay, it's definitely fake. Yes
Speaker: Yeah, like the goalie that just keeps miraculously getting hit in the face every time So hard in my life That's a great clip But it's one of those things it's like you
Speaker: Maybe the women's soccer team can take us in on a soccer field. We haven't been. I don't know. We'd be drunk on the sidelines and smoking and let them win because like, fuck it, this is too much running. Like, why the fuck am I here? The only woman the only woman that can hack it in a man football team could beat the Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker: Hey, I want to be on the sidelines for that one. The only woman to hack it in the NFL is what's her name from Necessary Reptus? She was the kicker. I know who you're talking about. I want to say I want to say Brooke Shields, but it's not Brooke Shields. Oh, it's the damn kicker. And she got the she was the Pepsi model. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: God. Oh my God. I had it on the tip of my tongue as I was saying it. Hold on. Hold on. Movie podcast guy will come to your rescue. Kathy Ireland. Kathy. Yeah. I bet you could kick, boy. What, baby? Oh, yeah, she could. I love that the bass. Oh, challenge accepted, Bleggy. I'm surprised. Surprisingly,
Speaker: have some serious. OK. Who are you saying you run circles around? Me. I mean, with me, I. She can't run circles around you two goofy bastards. She's going to pick you up and choke slam you. She's going to ragdoll the hell out of you. OK, because I have a fucking championship belt. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are we playing at night or day?
Speaker: At night, I can still see you. You would absolutely ragdoll the shit out of both you clothesline me. But she's damn near as big as me. Yeah, well, she's. Yeah, she's like five, five, 10.
Speaker: Yeah, she's 5 '10". Yeah, I was definitely blinded by the light. We were backstage at the beginning of the show, before the show started tonight, I was adjusting my camera, or my ring light, and the light was on. And I told Jeff, I said, look. He was like this. Oh my God, I look like Leggy. Blinding by the light.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: Yes, but I say they do nothing for you as an affiliate.
Speaker: I mean fuck all they do is they give you they say okay you can make money now that's all they do I mean well that's a pretty big thing I'm not gonna lie I mean not you can make money anywhere it's 2023
Speaker: yeah but let's be honest that and 50 cents will get me a cup of coffee yeah right like honestly hey 20 binnies and a good night's rest i can go get a cup of coffee i got it only fans i do too but i only i only put feet picks up nobody wants to see that dude
Speaker: No, no. Hey, I'm making money on that one, Jeff. I'm making money on that one. If you got a, if you got a fascination with bearded big boys that look like Sasquatches and I recommend you go to OnlyFans .com and look up bearded big boy and throw a subscribe my way. I'm just saying. I mean, if I want to look at... If you're ever having trouble actually growing up. You know what? I can say that I'm a weight loss professional.
Speaker: I teach me probably not the most healthiest way. How much money have I made on OnlyFans? I honestly have no idea. I got to be 100 % honest with you. I've only had like, like four or five subscribers. I don't ever promote it. I don't, I have, I have an Instagram page for it. I don't ever promote it. Um,
Speaker: and got to go on red, baby. It's dark, bro. Yeah, I just got my foot on hold because I was in time, but it works. Yeah, I was I was in time. I don't know fans because I hadn't posted for like 98 days. I had to go relog in and post a picture. Yeah. Oh, the picture.
Speaker: Involved him sitting in his chair with his head down between his legs and his beard The reason why I say that as an affiliate You don't make anything is pretty much twitch does not promote you They won't promote you unless you're a partner And but I'll take your money. They'll take most of your money and
Speaker: like they've promoted you. That's why I have a problem with it. Why are you on there then? Because I'm a content creator. It's not about the money. Why are you pitching that if it's not about the money? Because everyone makes this affiliate thing so important. I'm gonna fry chicken. Like Glick every time I hear him. Yeah, we do podcasts on Twitch. They don't care.
Speaker: No, I don't trust me. I've said that a million times on here. I've said that a million times. And yet your podcast is better than half the podcasts that are probably on there. Well, okay. So you have to look at it. Like I get what Jarvis is saying. All right. They, they don't promote, but he knows how the affiliate works. Lady you're affiliated, aren't you?
Speaker: I'm affiliated. We're all affiliated minus. We're not. We're not affiliated. But again, it's because, you know, we like to, we like to surround ourselves with a bunch of yappers who just, um, they, they, they, they say, Oh, we, we all about support and support and support and support and support and support.
Speaker: you know, they're not really supporting anybody other than themselves or they're small. They're very small little circle where, you know, like I said, you know, uh, I get Benji a lot of credit and you know, like Jarvis shoot, you shot us out quite a bit too, but I, you know, I get Benji a lot of credit. Great.
Speaker: You guys are good guys. I shout out K -mag. I shout out half our fucking group. But here's the thing. At the end of the day, it's not just about, oh, hey, you have to follow me after I follow you. Oh, no, it's it's actually about getting on there. And that's why I said when I go into when I go into people's shows, first and foremost, stop the fucking lurking. We have a chatters box for a reason. Yeah. Nobody can see you. You can chat up. You can be a part of the conversation.
Speaker: and a
Speaker: I got, I got a question. So like how many like viewers or subscribers you got to have on YouTube before you actually hit that point? Like over a thousand, isn't it? You have to have a thousand. Thousand subscribers and four hours of, uh, 40, 40 hours of content. Yeah, no, you're not wrong. In 12 months, in 12 months, in 12 months. Yeah. Yeah. Like you're not wrong. Um,
Speaker: But you know, I figured it also and also at the same time, I'm not going to I'm not going to correct watch towers. You have to watch hours, which we have. We have everything on YouTube except for the subscribers. We already have it. Well, we can get 40 hours of watch time in one episode. I just want to say I suppose because our episodes are eleventeen hours long. Exactly.
Speaker: But yeah, you've got to go with the Benji games where you've got to watch Benji when he's gaming just to hear, you know, he is fun to watch and he likes to have conversation and he likes to shoot chat with everybody. He will go quiet if the chat gets a little negative and I totally get that. And then usually if I'm watching and the chat starts to get negative, which it very rarely does, then I start adding my two cents in there and start trying to bring it back around.
Speaker: because Benji gets quiet, but Benji will give like the best shout outs for the show, for our show. And they make me fucking laugh all the time because I'll just, I'll just be in there lurking. He'll have no idea I'm in there and he'll just start talking about our show. And he was like,
Speaker: show goes live at seven something ish on Saturday. You got to go to church on Sunday. Well, you're not going to make it to the early. So they'll still be live when you get out. But another thing with the whole supporting other creators, there's no guarantee that they're going to come back and support you. I mean, there's people out there that literally say what you want to hear and then you follow them and they fucking drop off the face of the. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean,
Speaker: You know, even then, like if we had a thousand followers, it's literally pennies until you become. So can I ask you this guys, how long did it take before you got a thousand plays or downloads on your podcast? No, no, no. When we first started, when you first started, when we first started and we were on anchor, it,
Speaker: I've had it multiple times with many people in my fucking groups.
Speaker: I would have to go back and scroll and look, but I want to say it took, it took four or five months, but anchor really didn't do anything to anchor doesn't promote. They don't, they just put it out there. Yeah. Anchors like Twitch then, you know, yes, but not as, no, it isn't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say, so, okay, back to the whole Twitch affiliate thing, like.
Speaker: you are like you said until you make partner they're not going to promote you or give you any sort of publicity like you have to do all the leg work as an affiliate which which is no problem i've done it with my podcast but at the same time when they're taking your money for whatever they claim they're taking it for that's what pisses me off well they're they're taking their percentage
Speaker: No, but that's what you signed up for. Yeah, I was going to say that's - It literally has in the contract. Yeah. I like that. That is in the disclaimer. Like it doesn't matter if it makes sense or if it's deserved or not. Like it's their portion because you're using their streaming system to put your name out there. Well, it's like OnlyFans, you don't own the pictures that you put on OnlyFans. OnlyFans owns it. Yeah.
Speaker: No, that's no shit either. I've got pictures rolling around. Like, that's no shit, I do. I'm not ashamed of saying it. Everyone has to do stuff. I mean, fuck, once upon a time.
Speaker: you know money gets tight you know hey well no i'm not i'm not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks dude that's right but no like me and my xy like we had an onlyfans page and for a while we did fucking amazing kick actually gives you a higher percentage i'm sorry but i've looked at kick kick gives you a higher percentage that's why all of them are going to it but look at the qualifying for kick versus twitch it's also it's also
Speaker: No, it's you only have less viewers. It's less viewers as well. Yeah. So it kind of evens out. I'm everyone on Twitch does exactly the same thing. I hate to break it to people. We do. There's a reason why I'm on Twitch. It's just there's people that do it better and there's people that just do it because just because I mean, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing.
Speaker: the gaming channel and my podcast just because it's like, oh, hey, one day I'm going to fucking be rich and famous. Yeah, we all wish that. It's because I love content creating. Speak for yourself. I'm already rich. Granted, the whole Twitch channel. I was going to say it depends on what you consider rich. I mean, Jeff's got a fucking good old Mitsubishi broke down in the driveway over there, but then he's training. That's actually that's actually camouflage.
Speaker: You cannot show off your money in Mexico. That's a good way to get killed. Right? That is true. I've made more money.
Speaker: prior to the sponsorships because I believe that's a that's a valid point. Yeah. Not that we're making a fucking killing off the sponsor. I mean, Ammar Ammarath can go in a bikini and fucking make millions of dollars. And she considers that content. But yeah, yeah. Yeah. The world. Cheyenne can go on there and stream better content and is a better content creator than her. But yet wouldn't make that money. Tell us how that's fair. Sex sells.
Speaker: I, I've actually, I've actually made more money. Trust me. I know that from personal podcast wise. But, and then also I just got a thing today. I actually got a, I actually got to start pushing our TikTok page to grow it because I got a notification today that we get 5 ,000 followers on TikTok. Like my page, you know, now I can, now I can promote and create it with the TikTok shop and make money off of that. My main profile.
Speaker: I got one question, have you guys not hit that on TikTok yet? I barely post shit on TikTok.
Speaker: Okay Jeff posting once in five years doesn't count
Speaker: I think what we do here is some form of content. I think it's some form of entertainment. Obviously what Leah does, you know, she does her music stuff and it's fantastic. Even if you're not into, you know, it's kind of the same thing like Benji watching my show. You know, he's not a music guy, but he loves, you know, he loves coming in and hanging out.
Speaker: and listening to my music show. Lady doesn't necessarily play music that I would listen to with her, Helen's mixtape. But I still try to check it out, listen to it. Her jukebox area is awesome. That's cool. And I know she's, I think she said it before, that it's not like it was original idea. Radio stations have done it forever.
Speaker: Uh, we've got to hear, uh, the blitz does a variation of it. One of the country stations does a variation of it, but it's really cool to have, um, you know, a panel of people and you play a song that is in an artist that nobody, you know, people might not know of or hear of. And then you guys discuss the song and whether you like it or whether you don't like it. If it's a hit or a miss at the end of the day. Um, yeah. Yeah. The generator kicked off. The old lady died.
Speaker: And then she also does her documentaries as well, her docuseries on music, which are really good as well. 5K. I'll be right back. Yeah, you had to have 5K. I got the offer. I just paid the attention to it. I was pissing around with it today. Because again, I'm not really on TikTok very much. So is her YouTube name Leggy Lady? Is that what it is?
Speaker: or what is it? Because I'll follow you on YouTube if you do music. Hell, I love music. What does her name say? I don't know. There's a lot of people that have different fucking names. I'm sorry. There's people that literally asked me, are you Jarvis Podcast or are you Jarvis Demon? Well, that's your fault for having two different names. I mean, Jarvis Podcast doesn't work for a community channel.
Speaker: Like, like you would you please your social media or whatever social media you want to put out there. Will you please put it in the comments that way? Not only can the guys who are in here can follow you, but if it's okay with you, I'll put it up on the screen. That way people can follow you there as well. You know, anybody who watches the replay, we actually do much better on the replays than we do on the lives. Uh, I got on the replays on YouTube and Twitch. We do way better. Um,
Speaker: Damn, I should have gotten into music. Holy fuck. Damn. We have the invite today for the podcast show. We've got like three, almost 4 ,000 on the podcast page. But when I went to go in and do it, I mean, I was only half as doing it. It said you had that 5 ,000. Now my main account, I've got like 12 ,000 followers or almost 12 ,000 followers or something like that. So.
Speaker: I was able to do it on there. I'm not that I'm going to promote on the TikTok shop. But I got to fucking promote. Do just Miller like flick cans. Look, I've already been Miller like listen here. Do better than the fucking bullshit they had with that fucking one chick on there.
Speaker: That was Bud like a jackass. Not Miller. And that was a dude. So, uh, you've already done the cosplay section of the hip. So, yeah, I've reached out to Miller, like, Hey, Miller, like get off your fucking asses. No shit.
Speaker: I might actually start drinking average Joe American man and what you want drinking your product and I'm drinking to hell. I'm drink. Look, I don't even save your fucking cans. One of the guys that work with Nikki, he takes can to the recycling thing in like three weeks. I filled a 50 gallon bag. You think I'm not drinking your product? You think I'm not telling people I'm fighting for your product because these assholes make fun of me because I drink like beer.
Speaker: I mean, I'm not going to lie. OK, I call bullshit. I call bullshit on filling that that bag that long. Yeah. I feel like it was a short. I was thinking like three episodes. Jeff, this bag right here, it's just from tonight. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, so not you're talking non crushed or crushed? Not on. I probably drink about two cases a week.
Speaker: Jesus Christ. See, people say that. I drink about two cases every six years. I don't drink. Or on Friday nights. We need to get you just drunk. Come in here and do the podcast. Oh, no. No, I've done the podcast drunk. I called Chris a bitch like 400 times as Larry. I called him, I called Chris a bitch like three times last night on TikTok. No, I literally sat here and I was like, calm down. Damn. Three times?
Speaker: How many times do you call Chris a bitch Jarvis? Many more than that. Fucking listen to the last episode when we went on a big rant of NWF.
Speaker: today. I don't know. We got a bunch of fucking video tough guys. Hey, are you a bitch? Are you a champ? Well, say it to my face. I've done it. Shut up.
Speaker: I was going to say, but it's like we're talking about, you know, I'm the kind of guy that if I call you a bitch on the internet, if I meet you, I'm going to call you a bitch in real life, too. I asked you with my ass, but I'm going to call you a bitch. Hey, his knock out is not fun, but it's a great nap. I'm just saying that is right. It's the best 35 seconds of your life. That's what I tell people all the time. The guy you see online, the guy you see doing these podcasts and they're hanging out.
Speaker: is the exact, and Jeff can attest to this. Jeff and I have never - Exact opposite? Oh, I'm the same way. I am the exact - I'm not like this all the time. No, yeah. I'm not as egotistical or arrogant, you know, obviously.
Speaker: I kind of drum it up. Oh, Jesus Christ. Dusty in here. Damn, Jeff. Sorry about that, man. I was just saying it's dusty out here.
Speaker: like you said so you're saying you're both bougie and gangster hood that's what i'm saying
Speaker: I'm going to say it to your face. I may call fucking. Well, out of everybody in this room, out of everybody on this show right now, and in the chat, you're probably the only person that could possibly actually say it to my face. Oh, OK. I just know I'm taking it. That's the other thing, is in person, Chris has seen this. I don't care how big you are. If you piss me off, I'm going to go after you.
Speaker: Whether it be the center block or not. It's not the size of the dog.
Speaker: I was hoping Jarvis was going to finish this because it was going to be epic. I was hoping Jarvis was going to finish this because it was going to be epic. I was hoping Jarvis was going to finish this because it was going to be epic. I was hoping Jarvis was going to be epic. I was hoping Jarvis was going to be epic. I was hoping Jarvis was going to be epic. I was hoping Jarvis was going to be epic. I was hoping Jarvis was going to be epic. I was hoping Jarvis was going to be epic. I was hoping Jarvis was going to be epic. I was hoping Jarvis was going to be epic. I was hoping Jarvis was going to be epic. I was hoping Jarvis was going to be epic. I was hoping Jarvis was going to be epic. I was hoping Jarvis was going to be epic. I was hoping Jarvis was going to be epic. I was hoping Jarvis was going to be epic. I was hoping Jarvis was going to be epic. I was hoping Jarvis was going to be epic. I was hoping Jarvis was going to be epic. I was hoping
Speaker: but I'm taking a hand over here thinking like, oh, hey, I thought Steve was actually going to finish a thought. Well, I kind of was hoping you might finish the thought. Well, well, you know, you can wish it one hand and ship.
Speaker: Like fuck bro, I grew up with that fucking saying because every time I ask for something from my parents They're like, how about you shit in my hand and one and the other and see which one fills up faster? Jeff is a vicious I am like I'm like an evil chihuahua. I'm like, I'm a miniature pincher. I'm a miniature picture
Speaker: How tall are you, Jeff? I'm five three. I'm five three. Oh, damn. So he is the miniature painter. Okay. Jump right up and punch in your balls. I mean, if you open your mouth, it might slide in a little easier, but... Yeah, but I don't need a breath mint.
Speaker: Jeff, you might not need a breath med, but you might need a tech. Okay. Breath meds and tic tacs. Breath meds are a little bit bigger around. Hey, don't make me climb up a ladder. I'd like to walk to the, to the, to the show, everybody. If you gaze your eyes down here to the bottom left hand corner of your screen.
Speaker: We're Jarvis is. We have Jarvis Biden in the room. There you go. You motherfucker. You god damn piece of **** Jeff. Don't look at me. Don't look at me. You **** I've been watching Jeff the entire time. My keyboard is right here. **** last week. Get **** the Instagram.
Speaker: I know. I wish I knew how to put. I do. I wish I knew how to put job stuff on the screen. I'll buy it. There it is. There it is. There it is. Look at that red hair. That's why I'm in my hair.
Speaker: Nothing. I said, look at that red hair guy. I didn't say shit about anything being wrong with your hair, except if you're... Okay. Now, hold on. Turn your head. Turn your head. Why? Just turn your head towards not the light way. Turn your head towards your light. Why? Just turn your head towards your fucking light. Do it. All right. Does everyone want to see that white DNA trashy spot on the top of his face? Damn.
Speaker: No one ever said you had a sexy face. Even your wife never said that. Can you turn your head so I can see your face? Dude, I just wanted to say, can you turn the other way? Oh god, it's both sides. Shit! You are the Joe Dyrtay of fucking nonsense and nonsense. Shame's not a shame to repeat itself.
Speaker: Fuckin' Joe Geerte over here, boy!
Speaker: that's right. This is the only time I think I've ever heard someone on a podcast go, hey, bro. Can you cough for me too, buddy? I need you to cough for me. Well, I mean, if you want to cough on back there, that's fine, but all I'm saying is. Be jealous. You're like, you're on. All you're doing is heightening my sensation because you're tightening up. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. I love your name. You like it? You like it? Whatever my podcast is doing, I've never had someone ask me that question.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: I mean, I can be a fluffer, but there better be a good paycheck involved. What do fluffers make? I'm curious. Dude, I'm curious too. Because if they make more than I make, I'll go fluff shit all day long. They'll pay you just to leave. You know what? They want me to fluff a nut sack. I'll fluff that like a fucking champ. You'll fluff it like a goddamn beauty blender.
Speaker: You're goddamn right I would. For a fucking paycheck, you're fucking right. Jarvis, the only thing different between me and you is, is I've lived life. I've tried certain things in my life. I know what I like, I know what I don't like. Now, what I do like - Oh, I haven't lived life? I'm not saying you haven't - You're 30, calm down. You haven't lived - I haven't lived life. Jarvis. So, hold on. Now I'm gonna ask a serious question here. Do you prefer girth or wink?
Speaker: It doesn't matter it doesn't matter if you're gay or not girth or length Neither that's my question I'm not gay. You don't be gay. Do you love your wife? You gotta give him the Tiger King analogy
Speaker: when you watch porn do you like the guys with the big cocks or small cocks that's fair point too oh so it's tiger king that's really funny you bring that up so you know the other guy that's on the oh my god we go from yeah he got he got arrested too didn't he now a tiger king jeff i'll shoot you not hey dude i'll send you a text you didn't know that he got arrested no no no the other guy
Speaker: The other guy had I so so if you watch the Tiger King documentary and Chris refused the guy from Vegas. Yeah. Yeah, he's got like a harem of women, too. He got arrested, too. God, not only is he playing with kitties, he's playing with pussy all the fuck. Dude, he had some bad bitches, boy. Oh, you're talking about the guy that would literally have other people pay just be right back. You'll play. I got to go pricing chicken have sex with them, right?
Speaker: The guy from Vegas at least I think He's the one that bought the fucking company from Joe exotic. Are you serious? At least I think that's who you're talking about the different guys the guy you're talking about he was a crook
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they are all crooks. You know, there's none of them that are not crooks on that show. Well, they're fucking killed Baskin. She acts like she's a goddamn fuck. That bitch killed her husband. Fuck you. Nobody can tell me that. Everyone knows that. Hey, Jeff, I sent you a text. Look at that. I just saw it. I just saw it. So you can sit there owns the other ranch.
Speaker: Like that's how close I lived to this guy. Jesus Christ. You could spit like fuck. I'm asked if I like fucking now we're talking about Joe Exotic. It's like what else are we doing? Have you watched that fucking documentary? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. That motherfucking guy makes Elton John look straight. That do that. Joe Exotic was just in North Carolina. He's got cancer now. Yeah, he got he got surgery. Yeah. Ball cancer, didn't he? Yep.
Speaker: Yeah, he's still in prison though, right? Or did they? Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, he's he's not getting out at any time soon. He literally hired somebody to kill Carol. Well, he hired the guys that bought the crook that bought the thing from Joe is stolen from that fucking told Joe about the guy. Yeah. Oh, don't kill her. I forgot about that. That's good.
Speaker: I'm sorry. Everybody on that fucking series, the guy that cracked me up was the toothless guy that was always shirtless. He's like, well, you know, they asked him why he was shirtless in his interviews. He's like, oh, I got all these tattoos. I'm going to show them off. I'm like, what are you talking about? The one person that got their like arm or their leg bit off. She lost an arm and went back to work. Yeah.
Speaker: I love that time when the fucking tiger attacks Joe and he's like, oh shoot, you right between the fucking eyes, you stupid bitch. That shit cracks me up. And yet people think that these tigers are domesticated. It's like you need to realize they're only playing that way. If I could totally get a domesticated tiger, I would. Okay, Tony Montana. No, don't fuck you. I think it'd be cool.
Speaker: Watch that Tiger King. You're like, yeah, I'm good. I know. Yeah. He was out of there. Well, everybody on that show was out of there. You got to be a weird motherfucker to keep his career was a fucking funny as fuck, too. He ran for president. I did. He didn't win. Where else are we going to go? Can you imagine Joe Biden or Joe Exotic as president?
Speaker: I would have voted for that shit. I wouldn't do. I would have voted just to see if he would have won. And then just see what he would say afterwards. He couldn't do much worse of a job, let's be honest. No, you're right. I mean, I feel like he may have fell off a tiger sitting still, not a bike. Instead of the bike, he rides a tiger everywhere.
Speaker: Jeff's not going to actually buy a tiger. He's going to. No, I said, I think it would be cool. But Jeff's going to have to watch it. I don't know. Or spray paint and spray paint this fat white dog with tiger stripes to be like, we're not a tiger, everybody. Max, baby, a tiger. Airbrushes the paint, baby. Just just call me Josh Exotic. Oh, that that should.
Speaker: That was the weirdest documentary, but it was fun. The only reason it got as big as it did was because of the pandemic. Let's be honest. Nobody could go anywhere. There was nothing else to watch. And I was like, what's this Tiger King shit? Oh, this is fucked up. I'm not going to lie. I never watched it. Oh.
Speaker: It's worth it, man. It's fuckin' worth it. It is, but you feel dumber afterwards. Bitch, I'm already dumb enough, I don't even feel dumb enough. Watching a car accident? In slow motion. You can't look away.
Speaker: and you have like what happens next like you'll be like this you'll be like really that was the first episode okay what i just want to see even though i hate this shit i want to see what's gonna happen next that's pretty much the whole show i'm in yeah within 30 seconds and you're like oh i'm so in and then every every one of the tiger looks like more than i've ever watched in my life well this dude convinced two straight dudes to marry him yeah
Speaker: and one of them literally shot themselves in the fucking store yeah and and the reason why you married him is because joe bought him a brand new truck yeah he's like hey i got a free truck out i'm like but you're still taking dicks in the ass yeah like you're not getting it for no truck is worth it none
Speaker: You can't you can't buy me the apocalypse thousand horsepower vehicle for that. I'm good. You know, any other person he may work overtime. That's OK. And see, Joe Exotic's ideal marriage is that he can marry two dudes at once. And he literally did. He did marry to another person. And then the one that shot himself in like what the fucking store in front of the house? Yeah, he shot the door off the trailer.
Speaker: And the reason I know that is because I watch ghost adventures and they did a whole ass, like two hour episode, them doing an investigation at the, uh, at the, uh, or whatever. Uh, what the fuck is it called? Tiger rescue.
Speaker: Yeah, they literally fucking did an episode there. Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was. It was during the height of the Tiger King being popular. Oh, my fucking God. Like two hour special at the at the Tiger Rescue or the zoo or whatever it was. Yeah, they talk about and do.
Speaker: Some of the shit that they talked about on there was wild, like how they how old boy killed himself, but how two of the workers shot too tight, like two animal rights activists. Yeah, like the fence. And then they shot them, not to mention the fact that there's been countless other murders on the property and the victims were like thrown in the alligator pit or, you know, they're fed to the alligators. If a tiger got sick, they'd kill it. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, they had cadaver dogs out there and cadaver dogs only hit on human remains and they hit on like four places on the property.
Speaker: you know
Speaker: security found it. Yeah. And Joe literally went up to the guy with a gun and said, I will shoot you, motherfucker. And he was so fucked out of his mind that he's like, and you better tell Carol Baskin, I'm coming for that bitch. Like he dedicated his YouTube channel to going. Oh, my God. He literally
Speaker: He had his fucking music career. Oh, yeah. Dude, watch his music shit. Oh, music. It is funnier than shit. Oh, my God. The dude was just straight up out of his fucking mind. And yet there was music. That's what meth does to people. I don't know what he was on, but Jesus. No, he was on heroin. He was on more than just meth.
Speaker: Like that motherfucker was taken to every kind of drug you could have. Yeah, he was like, he's like, we're going to have to do a drug test. What drugs are we testing? Yeah. That dude was, he's a fucking nut. And he literally doesn't believe he should be in jail. No. And he literally, when Trump was president, asked Trump to charge Trump for a fucking party. And Trump literally said, think about it.
Speaker: Yeah. You can't convince me that Carole Baskin didn't kill her husband. No, she did. And that husband she's married to helped her. That's creepy.
Speaker: like the guy that cracked me up, the guy that cracked me up, he kept seeing him riding his jet ski. Like he's fucking, like he's fucking Danny McBride. He's about it down. I think he was the mastermind. I think he was. That's why he was riding a jet ski. No, seriously. If you have not seen the tiger King deck, it is worth the like eight hours.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. He's like, I killed somebody. I'm sure he did, buddy. Tacos just don't count. And Jeff, and Jeff, the guy that stole the fucking thing from. Damn you, Jeff. Joe Exotic. That's the guy who literally was the that did it. His name is Jeff. And fucking he stole it. Well, then he got his dog, Joe Exotic, because Joe Exotic's like, well, here's my owner.
Speaker: over a couple of days.
Speaker: and the guy would literally almost get into a fistfight with joe because he's like you can't be telling people i'm the owner and all this and he's like you are the owner you stole this from me yeah it's on paper that you're the owner and he's like you can't be saying that you're the owner and his wife was so fucking hot but it's like how did that read it that read it in chick she was she was okay she wasn't hot
Speaker: But she was, I mean, they would literally, they would sneak tiger cubs into Vegas, find a bunch of chicks in the lobby of a hotel and be like, you guys want to pet a tiger? Fuck us too. And then take them up the room and just have it like an orgy. Yeah.
Speaker: That sounds like a great time. That's why I said, I said, I need a tiger. I mean, I got, I got family, my own tigers. So the place I sent you in on GPS, that guy's got like he's seven, eight girlfriends. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: It sounds like another well, the one guy the one guy nice down the requirements to work their wake up. Yeah, it sounds like a little Waco fucking branch Davidians branch Davidians. No, the guy the guy that had the harem of women in your contract when you signed a contract and work with him, it basically stated in that contract fine print style. You will fuck me. That's the guy. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: He's what he arrested. Yeah, he recently got in trouble. Yeah. How far away am I from him? I'm like stupid. I know. Oh, my God, dude. It's like what is worth investing in Netflix? Yeah, it's a mile away. I have Netflix, dude. I just I didn't like I heard all the hype about the show like the hype was overblown. Yes. But it is just to watch. But but the whole thing is a lot of people brought the hype in. Yeah.
Speaker: without finishing it. Yeah. And, you know, you get to a certain point and you are 100 percent. I mean, I'm still 100 percent convinced. Carol Baskin's fucking killed her husband. Yeah. And then you you are going to prove it and they don't. Well, OK. People have investigated her. It's just she fed her fucking husband, dead husband to a fucking tiger. You're not going to find those remains anymore. Oh, no, tiger. Well, they know bones.
Speaker: Yeah. But see, now that's like killing someone and feeding them to pigs. All right. You have to understand pigs only eat certain parts of a human body. Well, yeah, I've, I've raised pigs and, uh, they don't eat the spleen. They don't eat the skull and they don't eat the spine. Can they call a timeout on the field? Oh my God. Yes. I was a fucking farmer when I was a kid. He brings pigs.
Speaker: No, I. Well, I. Well, raise, breed, same difference. Jarvis. Okay. Well, I mean, I'm not judging you. Jarvis is going to join me. That's the only reason you have me on this show. He's not one of us. He's a sheep. Fucker. Let's get him on here. All right, guys. I found myself to do tomorrow, guys.
Speaker: See you later man. I'll watch, are you streaming tomorrow? At any time? Maybe, I don't know. Mostly. I'll watch your, I'll watch your stream tomorrow if you do. Cool. Get out of here, biff. See you later, buddy. See you later, brother. But like, and I'm not saying I know what pigs eat from human remains from personal experiences or nothing like that. But anyway, I do know that
Speaker: They don't eat spleens, they don't eat spines, and they don't eat the skull. So if you're gonna feed a human body to a pig, make sure you properly clean up afterwards. I still say to this day that's how they got rid of Jimmy Hoffa. It's just that after the pigs were done with them, they took all the other shit they didn't eat, and they fucking threw it in a river somewhere.
Speaker: Well, a pig will go through a dead body or go through a body in like six hours. Yeah. But, yeah, but you have to remember pigs don't eat spleens, splines or skulls.
Speaker: I feel like you guys are currently implicating yourselves on something. No. If you go into a pig pen, if you go to Mexico, what happens? Hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I did not say. Hey, all I'm saying is some motherfuckers found around or fucked around and they found out the hard way. All right. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker: I'm sorry. I if I was gonna kill somebody and this is implicating myself, but I Would do the true blood thing now to do the true blood thing I would do the true blood thing and feed the Gators with marshmallows boy
Speaker: Yeah. Fuck it, Suki. Dude, no. No. Seven seasons worth every second. Yeah. I've seen Anna Paquin naked more than I have my wife. Jesus, no wonder an episode went by and that bitch wasn't naked. All I'm saying is Suki's nookie, all right? That's all I'm saying.
Speaker: the the the
Speaker: And it won't be last season three. It'll be dealing with what happened after El Camino, where Jesse is now in Alaska or whatever. Well, I mean, Alaska is full of meth heads anyway. And I can attest to that because I've worked in Alaska and well, let's just be honest at this point. Well, you have to do something during the 30 days a night. Well, let's just be honest at this point. Fucking Alaska is meth and well, meth.
Speaker: If you're going to say those words, you have to say it right. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. If you're on the show, you have to say it properly.
Speaker: To be fair. So since you worked in Alaska, is it really true there is 30 days a night? Yes. What do you think it's a myth? Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Sorry, sorry. No, like straight up. You think it's a myth or something? Like 30 days. What are you, a flat earther? 44 hours of every day is white. Yes. Yes, I am. Are you serious, a flat earther? Because I'll keep you off the sonar. No, I'm not. Those people are so fucking stupid.
Speaker: I literally have a, Oh my God. And this is the world champ 30 days of night. That was not a, it was, that was actually a documentary. It was based on Glick when he got really, really fucked up on meth. I could get test. Glick has never done met the day in his life. All right. Okay. Okay. It was a documentary on someone calling fucking Glick a paper champion.
Speaker: But the motherfucker has a belt so Jarvis Jarvis when you provide me a belt that says the same thing that his says I don't need to provide a belt because I've actually wrestled
Speaker: So did I. Congratulations. Does it mean that we're fucking champs? Just because someone has a title doesn't mean they've fucking done anything. I can go out and be like, hey, I beat Rick Flair in 2012. Bitch, if you beat Rick Flair, they gave you a hundred dollars and a fucking blowjob. Anyone can beat Rick Flair. First and foremost, they can beat Rick Flair. They can really fucking spit on me. Not in fucking 2012, you dumb cunt.
Speaker: He wasn't even wrestling in 2012. I know, but you still couldn't have beat him. We don't use the C where we say twat. We got to watch out with the cunt word because people get up. You just said it, you dumb twat. First and foremost, I never claimed to be a wrestling champion. I claimed to be the greatest podcast host of all time in the world. The Intergalactic podcast.
Speaker: I'm just saying you want to talk all this wrestling stuff. I never said I was a wrestling champion. I said I was a pilot. Hold on. Hold on. I just want to say one thing. I want to see Jarvis wrestled Glick now because I think that would be hilarious. Why do you think we started our own wrestling Federation?
Speaker: of the
Speaker: Oh, I don't know what your I don't know what your math skills are going to do when I kick your fucking head off. Hold on. Hold on. All right. Fuck. Fuck the wrestling match. Let's go straight in. I want to see Jarvis right now.
Speaker: No, I know you have no idea Chris thinks he can he can beat a kangaroo in a fight. So I'm breaking news breaking news the old lady finally got the goddamn Holy fuck did you Wow? There is light in that apartment. Holy fuck. Oh
Speaker: Well, yeah, they're why I'm serious. The rest of Minnesota is dark. All right. The rest of Minnesota has no power right now. My fucking house. Yeah. Here. Let me let me give the electric bill more money than I need. Hold on, guys. Hold on. I got to look out.
Speaker: I got to look at my window and see how fast the windmills are turning just to keep his lights on right now. I was going to say, is the rest of Minnesota still got power? In a small apartment, yeah, that's really going to start anything. But we'll not talk about California.
Speaker: well hey our uh our windmill farms don't power california they actually power minnesota so uh in true california fashion two lights on and something is gonna really do a lot hey i mean i looked out the window and i saw 1700 windmills fucking turning a lot faster
Speaker: Propose to step up the light went out I got no power Well move out of your dad's house and you will have power just saying but who lives with their dad you know fire
Speaker: Yeah, I shot. I lived at Brian's dad's house for a year because we had moved away from where we were living at before. And literally the power went out and the guy would literally not get it fixed. Literally literally.
Speaker: Well, but no, his, where Brian's at, the electricity there is so shit. And there's so many of them fucking stupid fucking, uh, what the hell do they call them? Solar panels around where they're at. And they do nothing.
Speaker: But yet Minnesota was like, hey, if they only work during the day, I'm just saying. If you let us have sunlight in Minnesota. Oh, we never have that. We have old ladies on bicycles. Evidently, we have winter. What is your obsession with the old ladies on bicycles? Because that's what I'm trying to figure out. Is that a kink? Is it a kink? I'm just curious. I'm just saying, every time he says it, I think of that chick from The Wizard of Oz.
Speaker: The Wicked Witch of the West. Yeah. Dude, all right. Hold on. I want to point something out about that. Did you know the Wicked Witch of the East was actually the evil witch in The Wizard of Oz, not the West? It's a movie. Why do we care? Yeah, it happened like 50 years ago. Yeah. Yeah, I do. I know. I get that. And it's probably a bitch, and we're not talking about that.
Speaker: I mean, I would totally talk about a house falling on a bitch if it happened in real life next door to me, but it hasn't happened yet. It's a movie.
Speaker: I don't know. You talk about movies all the time, Jarvis, so don't say it's a movie. For my job, yes. What am I doing, my job right now? Did Gary Busey just show up? Yeah, I know. And he's like, let's talk about buttered sausage. Let's talk about buttered sausage. Talk about buttered sausage, where it comes from, what it does. Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face. What about buttered sausage? That's not your jam. That's not your thing. You don't like it?
Speaker: I, you know, in the movie actually got burned and that there was actually a fucking midget that was hung in the background. Not true. Not true. Not true. No. Watch the original. It's not there.
Speaker: It's not my jam, I don't buy jam, I buy honey. And I kiss it on the lips.
Speaker: been to be. Oh, it's there. It's it's it's there. It's just not true. But yet it's not a person like, oh, hey, do you see the person hanging there? Yeah, it's kind of like in what, three minutes a lady or whatever. We met a little little lady. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Covered cut out of of dude from a car and dances. Yeah. I want to say I want to I want to rewind this back. I want to rewind this back real quick. Oh, God. Here we go. I've just said
Speaker: I'm not talking about movies right now because I'm not doing my job. If I was doing my job, so your job is talking about movies. Evidently. I have a podcast on it. I mean, yeah, I mean, I have a podcast, but it's not my job. I mean, I wouldn't really call it a job. It's a hobby. I was going to say, how much are you making? How much are you making, bro?
Speaker: Well, even though I don't do it for the money. Yeah. That's every female in my life. I don't do it for the money. I don't do a podcast for the money. The only reason I'm doing a Twitch channel is because they asked me to do a Twitch channel. Yeah, I'm not a hooker for the money either, but whatever. All I'm saying is 20 bucks is 20 bucks at the end of the night. This is very true. 20 bucks is 20 bucks.
Speaker: I mean, in Ohio, you can make facts go by. Yeah. I mean, I think math is math. And when the math is math, 20 bucks is 20 bucks. Well, as as we learned on TikTok a couple of a couple of like a year ago, math is racist. So yeah. Hey, you don't know math. Math is racist. San Francisco 49ers.
Speaker: Yeah, fuck it. Really? So I put my bets on now. Copy that. I can see San Francisco. We're going to the casino.
Speaker: Yeah. Like last year. Like, are you asking? You lost last year. You didn't fucking listen. I didn't get there in time to bet. Yeah, you didn't fucking listen. And then you didn't place the bet. How'd you place the bets? I would have won. Yeah, I was ready. I would have won. I do not feel bad for any of the people that voted for Kansas City to win the Super Bowl this year.
Speaker: Cleveland Browns, Cleveland Browns, San Francisco, 49ers got a pretty good team this year. What's that? I don't, I said, what's your record? What's the record though? It's probably better than the bite. He said that they have a great, your team has a great team.
Speaker: You know, I said I heard that the Cleveland Browns are doing good this year. I didn't never said great. I said, well, well, well, well, the Cleveland Browns Buffalo and Kansas. You really like the Buffalo Bills? Why? That's a stretch. That's a stretch. You know, at the beginning of the year, that's a good call, but that's a stretch now. Um, which is surprising because we're on our fourth quarterback for the year.
Speaker: We're on our third running back for the year. Like our, our, our, our second string or, or our slash starting running back didn't even have a job for the first five weeks of the NFL season. Isn't it, isn't it dream hunt? Did you guys re -sign dream hunter? Okay. Re -sign cream hunt after Nick Chubb got hurt in Pittsburgh. Yeah. Oh gee, what's going on, brother? Long time no see how you been, man.
Speaker: He just wants to know what the fuck Jarvis is going on about.
Speaker: I don't know. We we lost track of what he's talking about like four hours ago when we started. Honestly, I will. And it's it's wild. We need the drugs Jarvis is on. That's what we need to understand. We're doing it. It ain't drugs. Trust me. If it was drugs, they would actually be for it. The dog. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Travis, Travis, I hate to be the bearer of bad news.
Speaker: he said I took meth I don't take meth you said you took meth bitch you literally said hey you don't hate yes because everyone that says one dude says they do something they're being totally honest you know hey I mean if I said I did cocaine I guarantee you every one of you here would think I did cocaine I've never done cocaine it's a great draw dude it's amazing
Speaker: My favorite kind of weed was cocaine. Theo Vaughn cracks me up. My favorite kind of weed was cocaine. The Jets have no fucking team. Once Aaron Rodgers got hurt, which... It's gonna be the Eggles. It's gonna be the Eggles.
Speaker: But no, the Jets suck. I don't even know why anyone would ask that question. That's like asking the Vikings. I mean, the bike queens did have a couple of years where they were... What's up, Byron Rich? When? A few years back. I said a couple. I didn't say a lot, you dumb cunt. How do we do this? This is why we do this show. We're cocaine and hookers, my friend. Yeah. Bro, straight up.
Speaker: We're waiting on both, but... Poppy, lay down. My dog's holding my shit. I mean, if you're gonna say lately, the Vikings have been good. Okay, maybe. Was it like 2000 fucking... I wanna say like 13, 14 when they had a chance maybe to go to the Super Bowl? Whatever it is. No. Dead Hicks! There he is! Yo, uh, O .J., wait, wait, wait, wait. O .J., how many have come down here in my neck of the woods?
Speaker: On a Tuesday or Thursday, you want to talk about a party. He'll get you a two for one special on cocaine and throat punching hookers. We're going to get a little meth and then we're going to do a little throat punching into the hookers. We got a little meth sprinkled on our steaks. It's a good time. We'll do it for new years. We'll do it for new years when we watch our boys whoop the hell out of Alabama.
Speaker: Yeah, Chris is not the same. They fuck Alabama. How did Alabama even get in the playoffs this year? Because they paid 50 million dollars to get. It's got to be the next thing. We got a genuine question in the comments. OK. The Browns are fun to watch this year. Yeah, I mean, I'm really surprised at how well the Browns are playing.
Speaker: Uh, and, and, and, and, and it pains me. I hate to say this. I spent years fucking hating Joe Flacco. Yeah. Wanting Joe Flacco to die. Ooh. Even last year when he was with the jets and they somehow miraculously beat the Browns, it was Joe Flacco. But I gotta say, but I gotta say, Joe Flacco played for the Cleveland Browns the last two weeks. He's right up with Tom Brady. I might mouth kiss the man. Ooh.
Speaker: I'm just saying, oh, are we mouth kissing? Like, are we going to be like, uh, you know, Tom Brady's a pretty boy and Joe Flacco is more of the rugged outdoorsman. Like I feel like Joe Flacco is going to chop the wood and make the fire. I feel like Joe Flacco is going to cut down a tree and kill a grizzly bear and build a fire. And we're going to have grizzly stakes and then we're going to make out. Hey, did you try what me and Jack worth it to do with Nikki?
Speaker: I mean, I'm, I'm in the league. I'm currently in second place in the league. Uh, I played on kicking, uh, fucking golf Hawks teeth down his throat again in the championship. You know, are you two teams doing, by the way, after Gwen last year, um,
Speaker: So I'm playing. Yeah, but I'm still I'm still rich. You'll only see the ones that come from twitch. You won't see the ones coming off in the comments. Yeah. Yeah. So I tried to put them up on the screen rich. Joe is 30 38 years a Joe looks great man. Joe looks great. He's playing great. I hate the fact that
Speaker: Uh, you know, like I said, he was, well, Jeff, he was, he, he won a super bowl with the Baltimore Ravens. You're not a football, you know, the Baltimore Ravens used to be the Cleveland Browns. Yeah. You got to spell it out for me. Fucking Dick. Joe Flacco. Joe Flacco was a backup quarterback. Their starting quarterback got hurt. Joe came in and he's a fucking hero in Baltimore. Joe was a press quarterback.
Speaker: can't remember who it was. Uh, but Joe was a great quarterback for many years in Baltimore and I hate him because he kicked Cleveland's ass every year. He, he was such a great quarterback jets and got called up because he, they needed them to play and the Browns were beating the hell out of New York. And then Joe Flacco came in and somehow, some way they came back and won on like a last play, like a last second drive at the end of the game.
Speaker: So, for many years, I've hated this guy and now he's in the orange and brown and now he's a god damn savior. This is already ordered his jersey snuggle with a knight. I already bought the Joe Flacco lube. I'm torn, man. I'm torn because I've hated him for so many years but now I'm Oh, **** Oh, **** Oh, well, that's because they're **** lame.
Speaker: And they don't care about it. They don't care about other streamers. Yeah. Well, let's be honest. Yeah, I agree. Joe's got a great arm on him. Joe's got a fantastic arm on him. He's looked great the last two weeks. I got to say, nice pick up. Oh, God.
Speaker: Oh wow. Shots fired. Shots fired. Let us hear your comments on your Twitch side and I think it's on my side. Seeing all the comments here on YouTube. No problem. Oh, I don't know what's going on Rich. It's probably OBS.
Speaker: saying like he's got some shots fired there. I wonder what Ryan Fitzpatrick would have been able to do with the Browns had he ever went there. Joe Flacco is a great story. Joe Flacco is a great story this season. Joe Flacco in the last two weeks, as long as he keeps it up, man. And you know, he's got guys around him. David and Jokus stepped up the last two weeks and seems like Flacco really likes David.
Speaker: Amari is getting it. Obviously his number one go -to target former former teammate in New York weird watch a bell. I mean Guys are the guys are stepping up man and and Joe looks great. So I'm not mad. We got the Bears tomorrow That's your That should be a cake walk. Yeah bears Should be but did you see what they did to Detroit last week?
Speaker: No, I missed that I missed that what happened The Detroit Lions are actually really good and the Bears beat the hell out of the Lions last week I mean the fucking look at the Vikings versus the Raiders game we were supposedly supposed to beat the hell out of the Raiders and it was only like a
Speaker: Three to zero game two of the Raiders did to the Chargers Thursday. Yeah, dude the fucking goddamn coach in the fucking GM Wait, hold on. Hold on. Wait. Wait, what was your question Chris? Jeff shut up. No, what was your question? Well, did you see what the Raiders did to the Chargers do tonight?
Speaker: did they play that foosball? That was a hell of a beat down on that team, though. And you know, it was bad when the head coach and the fucking GM are told that halftime, like after this game, no matter what, you're gone. Good to know. Take your word for it.
Speaker: Honestly, I cannot be, I literally, so I have, Chris and I have discussed this, I bought Star Plus, which is basically fucking Hulu. And they have all these live games on it. And the other day, my remote, as I'm going down to watch a movie, I hit enter instead of down. And it put it on a game and I watched it for like three minutes. I'm like, yeah, I'm fucking bored. Next.
Speaker: the longest football I've watched in like four years. Dude, I got so far out of touch with NFL when everyone started crying. Oh, it's gotten worse. No, I know. Because you have a commissioner in there that's political. And I don't watch the NFL anymore. I don't watch sports.
Speaker: I watch college football because hold on. It's a biased opinion, Jeff. God damn it. Simmer down. I could have my opinion. It's 2023. Identify the non sports person. Yeah. Identify the non sports person. Well, I'm going to shove my beliefs down your throat. Right on par with 23. Yeah.
Speaker: But no, I'll watch college sports just because of my eyes. The college players have something to prove to get to the crying stage to make a lot of money. But not really. They're going to be getting paid now, too. But once again, we've had that discussion about the fact that if you're in the know, you can literally, because I asked Chris the other question the other day, who determines what goes to what bowl? And it's literally like,
Speaker: It's the grab a fucking hat, throw all the names in it. We'll pick one pretty much. No, I agree. That was supposed to be a secret. Well, you know, since the cast out of the bag, I know from firsthand experience, he definitely does.
Speaker: I mean, I just met Jeff and I can already tell by like, he definitely does. And like the whole college. Don't knock it till you try it, baby.
Speaker: I got him! I got that motherfucker! Look at him, he's got beer coming out of his nose and everything! I waited till he was taking a drink! I will wait until he's taking a drink! I think honestly what's going to kill... It was like the first time I did Coke, it burned so good! It burned so good! They are getting acid! Even though they are getting rid of...
Speaker: the whole college, like, fucking people that say who gets to - Yeah, like, like, it's committee. The committee should not be able to fucking say because Alabama this year should not be in it.
Speaker: No, that's that's what i'm saying. It's like this this is this is what turns people like myself off the sports Is because you can have a team that has not lost in like 30 years But they're not in the top national why because because they're not sucking the dick of some committee. Fuck exactly That's why and this is why I don't watch sports because exactly A it's not going to affect my life whether my team wins or loses
Speaker: Only the only sports the only sports team I promote is the Red Sox because it pisses off Chris So I literally bought a Boston hat just a piss Chris off There's two episodes that I just posted up on for Spotify and whatnot Oh, excuse me
Speaker: I went on two different rants, two different shows about Alabama, about the committee, about the SEC, and about ESPN. It's all a fucking joke. I will fly to Cancun, punch you in your fucking throat. Roll Tide, baby! Roll Tide!
Speaker: So according to Jeff, I can make it from here to Cancun in about five hours. Exactly. Come on down, baby. We'll have a beer. You guys keep the show going. I'll see you in five hours. Next thing you know, I'm just saying, jab -fucking -fly out of his chair. I told you I'd get here in five hours. Well, all of a sudden, beer cans just start hitting me in the fucking head. Ting! Ting! What the fuck was that? Well, well, lady, lady.
Speaker: far too much homoerotic tension should go on here. You're obsessed with, well, like what you have here for grown ass men that are strong enough in our sexuality that we can joke around and have conversations like this and not feel awkward. Unlike people who claim to not be homophobes, but get really, really weird and really tense. And somebody tells them they love him. And then they, then they, they have to change the subject because you know,
Speaker: they're not secure for example maybe they're closeted homo for example chris i love you brother i love you man see
Speaker: Even the dog said it. That couldn't have been planned out any better. I love you too dog. I don't know you but I love you too man.
Speaker: I was like, I got your back, boo. Let's go. I expect my, uh, I expect my cut sometime soon because I feel like, you know, you listening to our show on fountain, it's getting a lot of Bitcoin since we do our shows. Yeah. There you go. Damn. Well, uh, well, I can't outrun the other guys in the room.
Speaker: I might does does picking up my kids and getting my dicks out by the X count or is that like? Mouth to mouth. Yeah, I was gonna say motherfucker. I can put a brown
Speaker: You know what, the best part about blow job though is leggy. Cause that's the one time a woman's just completely silent. Yeah. And I'm not going to say it's me.
Speaker: But, but it's you. I mean, he's not the interglantic champion for nothing.
Speaker: Yeah, put that Bentley on layaway, Chris. Shit! That's $0 .03 equivalent of a Bitcoin, because I've heard some people say that if you have one Bitcoin, you're like a bajillionaire. I'm just saying. Right now, Bitcoin's going to like... $42 ,000. Is it $42 ,000 right now? Yep, yep. It jumped up to... Well, it's between $40 ,000 to $42 ,000. Yeah, so a single Bitcoin is worth $42 ,000. The thing is, you get portions of a Bitcoin,
Speaker: by watching that. No, I got to figure. I actually I actually downloaded fountain because of rich talking about it. And you watch your own shit just to get your coins. Maybe. Why wouldn't you? Yeah, I was going to say that would be dumb not to. I mean, that's business. I didn't even know about this fountain podcast. I didn't either. I mean, listen, Jarvis Biden.
Speaker: I got three things to say. How do you do a podcast? Why not listen to the world's longest fucking podcast? And believe it or not, believe it or not, we've looked up the longest podcast ever. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Highlight, ladies. Comment and chat here. Highlight. Yes. If you, if you push hard enough, you're very into my belly.
Speaker: let's let's go leggy let me talk we need to get lady open this motherfucker one day i put the link out there dude leggy would make you cry no as as she always said she's lying in bed listening to us waiting to fall asleep why would you make me cry again
Speaker: Well, yeah, three men and a boy, let's be honest. He's only 12 and a half, 12 and a half.
Speaker: but evidently, you know, I I'm in here more about myself than someone does tell me. So, here's that. Hey, apparently, it's four thirty -five AM where Leggy's at and she's not. Oh my god. I hear that Leggy was in bed with four men. Yeah. At once. At the same time. See? As she said, I'm not
Speaker: What is Satoshi? It's like, it's the change of a Bitcoin. Yeah. So like a Bitcoin, a Bitcoin would be a dollar bill, and then a Satoshi would be like your pennies. Yeah. I don't know what kind of Chinese democracy bullshit you're on right now. Evidently, they know more about communist money than we do.
Speaker: I was going to say, I trade on the market all day. So do I. And I'm still broke as fuck. Congratulations to you, Jeff. Do you make any money from it? Yeah, you can make millions in one trade.
Speaker: I made $1 ,000 this week on going short on gold. That's a lot of sats. For those of you guys who don't know Rich, Rich Roberts, Fireman Rich, he does a show Monday, Wednesdays, and Fridays on Twitch at like 5 o 'clock in the morning. He's the only retired person I know that still gets up at 5 o 'clock in the morning. Rich needs to learn how to sleep in. I'm sorry. I love Rich. This dude is 5 AM.
Speaker: I don't know. I gotta go drink coffee at the coffee shop still and get the **** local. Okay. Fireman Rich. Fireman Rich goes live. Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays on Twitch. Yeah. I have made it my personal mission in life. to corrupt this man. No, Glick. That would never be you. Yes, he comes across so innocent and I know he's not innocent. I bet I bet
Speaker: I bet he's got stories for days. I bet he's got like some weird like stories from Korea or Vietnam or something. I don't know France. I don't know, you know, whatever the case may be. He's got some secrets. I know he does, but he comes across real innocent. It has become my personal mission in the last couple of weeks to absolutely corrupt him. And I'm not going to bring him to the dark side. I'm going to bring him to the Glick side. Oh my fucking God. That's a fair point.
Speaker: I almost got him a couple times. Run.
Speaker: No, don't run. Fuck. Why would you run, man? No, I'm actually surprised. Rich is in here. I was actually commenting about that earlier. I was like, yeah, rich always says that he's in bed with our shows on, but I've seen him up pretty late for the last week or so on other people's shows. And then he don't even come in here and give us no down, you know, but, uh, um,
Speaker: But he does. He does listen to the replays on like fountain and stuff like that. I got to get index cards, but so you learn how to read or write. Well, I'm like, those are flashcards. I actually graduated. Well, so did I. So cool story.
Speaker: I've got, uh, I've got worse stories. I believe it. It's, it's my 30 years of marriage. 38 years. I'm sorry. 38 years to marriage to the missus that keeps us that keeps me out of trouble. Hey, look rich, you know, get me into a little bit of trouble.
Speaker: It's alright, especially if I'm your, if I'm your, if I'm your spirit trouble guy. I'm just saying. Just motherfuckers, your mentor, you're fucked. Mentor, you know, you're in good hands. I can't even deny what he, that man just said. That is true. If he's your mentor, you, you're not making it.
Speaker: Well, I never said he wouldn't make it. I'm just saying he's fucked. All right. You make jokes. Give it me shit.
Speaker: I'll try. I'll try because sometimes I think I think rich takes to a little bit too literal. But I mean, sometimes I say something and you can literally see the plane fly right over his head. You know, like you and I both will be in the comments just being just being shitheads in the comments and fun. And you can see Richard. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: I will speak on lady's career or what she went to school for or anything like that. Like he's a very intelligent woman. Obviously, we've had serious conversations
Speaker: What does hanging out with us? I don't know but I don't know either but I haven't figured out either but Y 'all are doing something right like he's highly educated
Speaker: And there was a conversation the other day about his rights and this, that and the other thing. And like you said, well, what do I know? I'm just a woman. I was like, yeah, shut up. And Rich started to read my comment and he was like, no, not doing that. I'm out, I'm out. I surrender that one. Fuck you. Yes. I'm not.
Speaker: the message is always in the background in the morning. She's a great part of the show. She's she's she's adorable and you know I enjoy busting riches balls and I'm gonna I'm gonna bust your balls just so you know rich like I said I'm gonna get you because you got you got me you got me
Speaker: Um, they are such an adorable fucking couple ligand. I've actually talked about it, um, about how fucking cute they are. I mean, the other day, the other day, rich was talking to her. She got a haircut and you just, the look he had in his face when he was looking at her, talking to her about her haircut, they still, they're like fucking teenagers, man. They still have that. It's weird. It's not weird. It's awesome. But they still have that like puppy. It's uncommon.
Speaker: Yeah, I get what you're saying. Yeah, it's it's I was gonna say it's like the lost love that well That's that's how Chris used to look at me
Speaker: And then, Jeff, no one ever looked at you like that. Let's be real. Oh, no. Chris and I were married for a couple of years. That motherfucker loved me. I was, I was, I was feeling a little rambunctious yesterday. I was, I was in a mood. I don't know where it came from. I was even, even in, even like Twitch streams yesterday, before I went live, I was in Steve's situation.
Speaker: Twitch. I was in, I was in, uh, uh, Daldy's Twitch and I was just being a shithead yesterday. I was just in a mood. I was just being an absolute shithead, not to be malice or anything, just having fun. And Jarvis and I were going back and forth in Daldy's, uh, Twitch stream. That was funny. Jarvis was live and I jumped in there and got in and then we were going back and forth in his life.
Speaker: I was really expected to get in trouble from the missus because she read my comment about women getting back into the kitchen. I was like, oh, I'm in trouble. Lady says, I wish a man would look at me like that. Well, let's call Brian. Brian looks at you like that. Uh, dude, Rich, I, I, I love your guys's relationship. I love,
Speaker: hearing you guys interact in the mornings and stuff like that. I had a wow moment. He's like, whoa. I wish a man would look at me like that too. I wish more money looked at me like that.
Speaker: No more loose end as he showed up. Rich and the Mrs. are a very big couple, especially, you know, being together for 38 years and now Rich is retired and he's been retired almost, Jesus, what, five, four, five months, something like that? And she hasn't strangled him yet. So that's a huge plus. That's a plus.
Speaker: I mean, I imagine when I retire and I'm home all the time, it's probably going to be like, you need to go start another podcast or something out in the back shed so I can see you like in the night.
Speaker: She is. I hear you. Eight months. Rich has been retired. Good luck. Yeah. It's really been eight. And you're still getting up at five a .m. You crazy man. When I retire. Dude, I will tell you this. It's like my grandfather. My grandfather's been retired for fucking twenty three years now. The motherfucker wakes up at fucking four a .m. every morning. Ew, gross.
Speaker: Yeah, dude, you're telling me I don't want to wake up before fucking two o 'clock in the afternoon, but you know, you got to. I start work at 10 and I wake up at 9 .50. But when you're trading on the market, it's different. No, but I work from home, so I can literally not get out of bed and still work. Well, fuck you, asshole. Working from home is awesome.
Speaker: I wish I could work from home, but it's hard to drive a semi from the house sometimes. No, the only thing that sucks about working from home is you can't call in sick like, oh, I can't work today because of traffic. They're like, what? Your kid's toy is in the way? Shut up. I don't want to get out of bed.
Speaker: So there's a cat gang bang going on on the Subaru outside. I can't fucking make it. I'm sorry. If I work from home, you know, I call it guys. I can't come to work today. I'm too drunk. So it's Tuesday at work. Like we like.
Speaker: We get this. What do you mean? Are you super? Is that the problem? Do you need us just to consume some beer? Exactly.
Speaker: We do a lot of sales in my job, and one of my coworkers, she's, quote unquote, needs to loosen up. And I was like, just drink. It's like, what do you drink during work? I'm like, hello? Not like I'm driving home. Not like I'm driving home. That 20 feet from my office to my bedroom. The traffic gets insane.
Speaker: Damn good night, man. Good night, Rich. You have a good one, homie. Rich, much love to you, brother. Have a great night. I will probably see you Monday. Thanks for the conversation. Have a great rest of your evening and weekend. You too, Helen. Take care. Ciao for now. Much love, brother. Tell them it's the same thing. Hopefully you guys have a great Sunday.
Speaker: I was I was prepared to I just want to say I think we should all get up and stretch right now. I mean, I'm feeling like I'm thinking up and stretch stretch. Yeah, I am. You guys just don't realize it. It's gross.
Speaker: Oh, there we go. Nice stretch. That was a good stretch right there. It was great stretch. Oh, there it was. There it was. See? I brought out the burp in you. Fuck you. Yeah, trust me. I didn't need you. That was an action. That was weak sauce. That was weak sauce.
Speaker: Well, last night, I told him, you know, like he burped. I was like, dude, my four -year -old has harder pushes than that shit. I've been in the middle of a conversation and it's been like. You know, being on sales and being on the phone all day doesn't really work very well at work. I don't know how you do that. Yeah, you are.
Speaker: like fucking be on the phone selling shit all goddamn day oh dude it's awesome not not saying it's a bad job it's just no i'm saying well i work i work on commission i work on commission oh yeah yeah that's most of them jobs no lady what i'm scratching is uh private
Speaker: Gross. Oh my god. Nobody wants to think about that. But now you're thinking about it, so fuck you, Rondell. I don't know. Anyways, how about them tigers? Yeah. Fuck your cores. I'm sorry I don't have Modell. Calm down there, fucking snowman.
Speaker: Hey, it doesn't it just stays where it stays. That's all I gotta say. You know, ladies in here before Rich left, ladies been the only one chit -chatting all night. Can you can you drop a shout out for our lurkers?
Speaker: from from our good buddy. We haven't seen him tonight. I showed him earlier. Where are you? Oh, I showed him earlier where he is. There is my best friend. Fuck you ET. Fuck you ET. That is not understood poo sua. That's right. That is that is my you know, now that now that we've confirmed that aliens are real and whatnot,
Speaker: We had the conversation. I mean, I mean, are we going to Narroca run fucking Area 51 again? I'm down. No, no, no. Yes, because we didn't know about aliens since back when they crashed on. Well, but but but the the the government came out and said, yeah, they exist. And then Mexico said, hold my beer and showed up with bodies. Well, from Roswell, wasn't it?
Speaker: Yeah, but and then scientists came out and said that When they were talking about them the alien bodies that that Having intercourse having intercourse with aliens is is impossible. I got really depressed about that. I feel like Back me up. Don't you want to be the first person to fucking alien? I mean again
Speaker: If the opportunity was there, I would totally be down. Free dinners for life because we're like, hey, buy me dinner. I'll tell you the story of how I fuck this fucking alien. What would aliens fuck the way we fuck? Or do they fuck with their minds? It doesn't matter which way they fuck. Fucking fucking. Because if they fuck you the same way we fuck everyone as humans do, it doesn't mean anything. But now if an alien fucks you with your mind,
Speaker: You have more of a little bit of a drinking story. Jarvis, I want to explain something to you, Jarvis. Here we go again. Words of wisdom. Jarvis, I don't think you know how sex works. I'm just saying. No, I don't. Women will fuck you with their mind 100 % of the time all the time. And I'm just going to throw this out there. And Jeff can fucking attest to this.
Speaker: Like you're getting mind fucked all the time by women. It's pocket fucked at the same time. Like let's be honest here. Wait, hold on. Let's be honest. If you're playing a fucking pocket poll thinking it's fucking, we got issues. Like fucking not every woman is out for money. I will admit that. But the ones that are seem to attract good people, I'm saying.
Speaker: No, no, no, I'm not. I'm not saying nothing bad about what's happening. All I'm saying is all women will mind. Fuck you. Yeah, because here's the thing. Here's the thing. And this is some. No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no. The point is this. No matter what you do. Go ahead. Time out.
Speaker: Uh, like I don't, if you're going to bed, I don't even know what the conversation is. Sorry. Nicky called me, uh, real quick. I'm not going to play any music, but real quick word from our sponsors. You guys probably ask how the hell do we guys, how the hell do these guys have the energy to do this show that we do for six hours, five hours, four hours, however long we go. Well, it's quite simple. Ladies and gentlemen, it's because of our good friends over at W energy.
Speaker: W energy gives us all the energy we need, not only that, but we get good vitamins. We're going to be focused and energized and we don't want to worry about jitters or a crash. Like there's big name energy drinks that are out there. Not only that, but W energy actually has good flavors. They're not gross. They don't taste like it. Dump sludge rules. Dump sludge is my favorite. I strongly recommend it. It doesn't taste like ass, like all those other energy drinks out there. So ladies and gentlemen, Jeff, you can get this ready for when I'm done. Oh, I got it ready.
Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, if you're ready to wage war on big energy and you want an energy drink that actually energizes you, actually keeps you focused for the day, actually gets you prepared to watch this show for six hours or listen to the show for six hours. And you got to go check out our friends at W energy at W dot GG. Make sure you use our promo code words are hard and check out. Get your savings and also check out their gear. They got hats. They got flags. They got shirts. They got stickers. They got tumblers. They got everything.
Speaker: go to war on big energy now but the point i was making is
Speaker: When you're with somebody, when you will. Oh, go ahead. Oh, one other thing. Actually, two other things. Jeffrey, if you'd be so kind, feel free to drop those links one more time. As it is Saturday night, this is an open door challenge. The link is going to be in the comments. If you guys would like to chime in, maybe come up and take part in the show. Yeah. You're more than welcome to. Well, what is it? At least a couple comments in the chatters box. Yeah.
Speaker: And have your camera on and ready. We don't want to see your fucking wiener. You're fucking weirdos. Also, what the hell are you guys talking about? We're talking about that women will. Well, I can't remember anymore. My fucking women. I mean, yeah, you can't just put that on women because. Yeah, no, but here's my point. There's my fucking dude. When you do something wrong, when you do something wrong,
Speaker: A woman will remember that forever. And 20 years down the road, you'll be having an argument and she'll just pull out that Rolodex and go, how about this fucker? And you're like, oh, go ahead. Do your dang cook. Do your dang cook. No, no, no, I'm not.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: We do. We do. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh no. I have to go. I have to get up early in the morning and go do some stuff. Paperwork stuffs. I am what I am. Uh, but yeah, I gotta go fucking men. Shut up. I'm going to go fuck me, dude. Once he goes to sleep again.
Speaker: All right, I'm gonna go, guys. Love you, brother. Love you, Wallace. He's leaving me for you. You know what? I love him to death. I love him to death. But I know that face. I know that look. I seen his eye. I seen his eye shift. His wife pulled the blood. Yep. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Speaker: I'll do it. Like I was watching him and then he kind of glared off and it was like, hmm. Yep. Time to go. She said, I like it better when she's in France and he's home in Mexico. Well, you lost that one. You outlasted Jeff. Literally got like an hour and a half left in the show. It's Saturday night. Uh, what a nover. Are you from Canada?
Speaker: Oh, she's from Scotland. Scotland. OK, OK. It's like five o 'clock in the morning over there for her. Oh, OK. OK. I was in Canada. I'm sorry, lady. I didn't know where you were from. First time here. No, she's a goddamn rock star. She she. So, you know, I got to I got to fill I got to fill K mag in because he's not familiar. Lady and I have a very rocky history.
Speaker: We didn't like each other. And I was an asshole. I'm still an asshole. She wasn't innocent, but I was a real fucking asshole because
Speaker: as Jarvis likes to say, oh shit, Glick School of Nuclear. Which he does a lot. Which I did do a lot. So Leggy and I actually have a pretty rocky past and it's just been in the last, I don't know, I don't know an exact timeframe, but in the last several months that Leggy and I have actually become friends. You know, we actually opened up a line of communication between each other and we should chat and whatnot. And you know, we've, we've developed a friendship and it,
Speaker: It drives, and I say, or her and I, it drives our haters fucking insane. They cannot stand the fact that her and I are friends now. Exactly, lady. Because they don't want to see you as friends. You know, like I said, at the end of the day,
Speaker: we both were probably guilty of falling into a narrative, falling into a storyline and not actually trying to talk to each other. We just kind of just fell into it. And like I said, I'm an asshole. You know, I'll just get very loud and very boisterous and, and, and, and, you know, so you Glick. It's just me. It's hard being the champ. There was a narrative.
Speaker: There was absolutely a narrative. All right, I'm gonna go fry some chicken. I'll be right back. It wasn't by me or you It was just it was out there both of us were being told by shit or told shit by other people and And and and we both fed into that we both fed into the storyline now We've actually had an opportunity to chitchat with each other and there's an open line of communication, but you know, I That's the other that's the other crazy thing We are pretty similar. We're a lot of like in a lot of ways
Speaker: It's wild. And she owes me a lot. She's like, get out of my fucking head. Like staying in their head. He's always in my head, too, don't worry. It's just sometimes I'm just a little bit faster than her, you know, or vice versa. Scarily, scarily alike. There's jealous of your accomplishments. Yeah, you know, yeah, that's what it brought. That's what it boils down to, bro. In all honesty, it boils down to jealousy.
Speaker: That's all it is. I mean, we'll see all day long lady ladies extremely accomplished in the music world. She has she has friends and connections across the board in what she does. You know, she has a great news radio show or music show. Yeah, Helen's mixtape. You know, she does the docu series. She does the jukebox jury, which which are you know, which are successful.
Speaker: You know, and we do our thing on here and we have fun and we're real and we don't hold back. We're unhinged. You know, we're not, we're not sugarcoating shit. We're just having a good time. And you know, the haters aren't doing shit at the end of the day. They're hiding in the same circles and apps that don't even matter that apps that nobody knows about. Um,
Speaker: And they're, and they're, and they're creating their little pretend boycotts and they're, and they're a little, we're a boycott, nonsensical nonsense. Okay. Like, how's that working out for you? Because we still have people watching our show when we're live. We still have people watching the replay and people are still listening to us on the podcast platforms. So you're not really boycotting anything.
Speaker: Outside of your little circle, which you know, there's only a couple of you that actually listen and that's just so you guys can take notes and report back and go, oh, can you believe that that Glick had Jarvis and K mag and and and and and Benji on their show on Saturday night There was five of them and it was just chaos but they but where was the bad thing because where we have you expect any different from all of us and
Speaker: Yeah. Like it's controlled chaos. It's not like we're fucking over here like the Jerry Springer. But I do. Well, to be fair, it's kind of like the Jerry Springer. To be fair. I know. I mean, you can't even say controlled chaos, Jarvis. I'm sorry. I have to step in. How do you figure? Because we're not controlled chaos. Not none of us. Me.
Speaker: Glick, Jeff, or Benji were controlled chaos. We could all win off at any given point.
Speaker: so you can't can say it you can't say it's controlled because I mean if it was controlled then yeah it's chaos without a meaning and then but it's not bad chaos it's not like we're fucking destroying anything it's not like we're going out here and going you know fuck everybody this that or the other because we're not
Speaker: But you know, I've never been a big fan of. I don't like drama. Oh, we're too fucking hard for it. If anyone wants to bring drama into a fucking peaceful existence. Fuck them. Well, and like you just said, you know, some of the stuff that they're that they're saying and they're doing. It's really fucking nasty. I mean, these people have nothing
Speaker: going on in their lives.
Speaker: Oh, they don't. They're absolute losers in scumbags. And, and, and, and, and I mean, they, you know, uh, a very good friend of, of ladies and, and I consider him a friend. I won't say his name, but yeah, he's not here. But just because he went out and met lady because they're very good friends, you know, they started a whole bunch of crazy ass bullshit rumors and lies and everything else. And we're talking all this crazy shit and started, started teaming up on him and going after him. And they're lucky that.
Speaker: you know, I didn't hear it because I'm the type of person that I don't I don't give a **** about your feelings. If you if you rub me the wrong way, I don't go off and I'm going to say what the **** I say and it's time. I've said it multiple times. There's a few people and if I ever come across them in real life, they're getting punched straight **** in the mouth on sight. No, no, no, no, no words to be said just on sight. Just straight punched in the **** mouth. That's how it's raised.
Speaker: You know what? I'm happy to know that despite you being my mortal enemies, some people have called me and I mortal enemy.
Speaker: We are mortal enemies. We won't meet one day and face off in mortal combat. And there will be only one survivor. But all I want to say is I just want to be the final voice of finish him. Finish her. Finish her. Finish him. Which end of the case may be, but I'll throw in the proper pronouns, OK? God, that still makes me laugh. I can't believe that goofball called us mortal enemies.
Speaker: Look, we had issues. We didn't like each other. It was very well known that we did not like each other. I don't think we were ever, quote unquote, mortal enemy. I don't think I've ever had a mortal enemy in my entire life. I just got to ask one question. Did you ever go threaten to kick the heat mask?
Speaker: What's that? Did you ever go threaten to kick the keyboard warrior ass? That's all I got to add. I've said it multiple times on this show. I said, I said the funny thing about it is I have the means and I have the money that I would gladly either drive or fly. And I don't even like to fly out to where I would come to you and we can have a conversation face to face. Well, look, Hey, but people don't want to do that anymore.
Speaker: like some people will. You come to me, Burrell, and we'll go get drugs. This is very true. Like, just just just just start just
Speaker: Because again, you know, whether it's on the show or, or we're in something with like fireman riches, there's a lot of times in the comments, like you and I are going back and forth because rich just does not, like I said, a lot of things just, so a lot of times like, you and I are just having conversations, making ourselves laugh at each other and laughing at rich at the same time in the comments. Yeah, we were probably too busy laughing.
Speaker: See, but that's not a bad thing. That's a great thing. When you laughing at each other, that's always good. No, like I said, I, you know, I, I'm very happy that, you know, despite everything that happened, I think it's very grown up. It's very adult, uh, of the two of us that once that open line of communication was there, uh, we were able to, uh, you know,
Speaker: put the past behind us and just and just move on and create a friendship because I don't like drama. Believe it or not, I don't like drama. And I'm assuming and I know Jarvis because Jarvis has spoke on it many times. You know, a lot of people might look stupid if people are going to bring drama. I've said I even told this to Dalton when I first met him, I said, I'm not going to do anything if people are going to fucking take shit too seriously. I did twitch before.
Speaker: the the
Speaker: people in our group are going to be like, oh, hey, you know, I don't like this person. And you know what? If they're going to be like talking shit behind people's back, then I've already told Dalton, I said, I know like me and came back. If we ever had a problem, we're adult enough to talk about it. Yeah, right. You may go fucking out and drink beers after we kick each other's asses. But, hey, we'll still drink some beers. I may drink whiskey because I've never been a beer person.
Speaker: I don't know. That's because you're still too young there, Padawan. No, I just, I never liked the taste of beer. Either did I. Dude, I didn't like the taste of beer until I was in my fucking early thirties. Not gonna lie, hands down, I didn't drink my first beer until I was like 31. Damn. Wait, what?
Speaker: Yeah. Did you say you didn't have your first beer until you were 31? You heard me right, Glick. Don't fucking question it. See, we were, you were a real man. 31 for my first beer, but I was drinking whiskey when I was 18. What was your favorite whiskey, K -Mag? I can still drink Jack Daniels fucking straight all night long. Keep a conversation and fucking have a good time. And then there's Glick that will mix.
Speaker: Jack Daniels with
Speaker: So no, like, but honestly, last night when me and Glick were fucking on TikTok, having a good time, we both got restricted to 18 plus cause you know, fuck us. But I was drinking proper 12 whiskey, which is an Irish whiskey. And to me, like Beer and Jack and Jack and beer.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, there's a lot of shit going on there. Yeah. I agree. I agree. Well, like you said, the drama follows certain people around. Although some people thrive off of it. I hate drama. Fucking hate drama. You know who you are. Beer and Jack. Jack and beer. I mean, I've, you know, there's a saying is don't start drinking or
Speaker: beer before whiskey. Yeah. Yeah. Beer before whiskey. Yeah. Exactly. Or as or as or as Jarvis would say, beer before liquor and and ice cream and dragons and
Speaker: The sad thing is that was something I would fucking say. No, we know. Trust me, we know. He's probably smarter than I am, not going to lie. No, I, you know, I, I, I, I started and this isn't, this isn't a
Speaker: uh, a Willie measuring thing or meat bragging or anything like this. I got a six inch Willie. That's all I'm saying. This is just, this is just the fact of facts of life. I started drinking when I was 13. Um, by 19, by 19, I was a raging alcoholic. I was literally drinking from the time I was awake until I passed out, um, by 23. Uh,
Speaker: I had cheated multiple times and I regained the control that alcohol used to have on me. I'm not recovered. I'm not sober by any means. The only difference is I have control. I have control where I had no control. I don't drink liquor a lot. I actually stopped drinking liquor.
Speaker: Uh, why didn't I will say that I stopped drinking liquor, but I kind of just try to avoid it. Uh, you don't drink it as much. Probably about, um, probably about three, four years ago. Um, you know, I'll have the occasional, like, like I said, you know, Nikki, Nikki brought me home. One of my favorite. I love Jack Daniels. You know, when I was younger, uh, you know, I joke around Jim and Jack were.
Speaker: Jim and Jack were a few good men that always brought the Southern Comfort. Those are my three whiskeys. Do you always brought the Southern Comfort however you want to say it. And I still love Jack to this day. I love Jack Daniel's Honey. It's one of my favorites. You know, I mix it with some sweet tea. And if I'm not careful, I'll fuck around and drink an entire bottle of Jack Daniel's Honey with a gallon of sweet tea.
Speaker: You know, at the same time, I don't drink a lot of liquor anymore. And I do, and then there's some bourbons that I enjoy. I enjoy bullet bourbon and, and, and, and some other ones. I can't think of the names. I know Brian, he's a big bourbon guy. Um, he loves his bourbon. He knows that the bourbon's in and out. Um, but I don't, don't like.
Speaker: much prefer Jack to Jimmy. I'm with you. I'm with you, Lady. I'm definitely all about the Jack over Jim Bean. And, Lady, I agree with you. I prefer bourbon over scotch in a day of the week. I do. I do, however, like the Jim Beam Apple over the Jack Beam Apple. Have you tried the Crown Royal Apple? Oh, yeah. That's good. I love Crown Royal. It must be a Canadian thing, but I just love Crown Royal. I'm just going to say, Lady,
Speaker: I was just getting ready to get on your ass. You burned my favorite scotch, huh? And you're like, oh, okay. I mean, please. Hey, Johnny Walker's Johnny Walker. It doesn't matter. Hey, man. Hey, hey. Johnny Walker will fuck you up. I'll tear up some Johnny Walker now. Oh, you damn right. The Johnny Walker Blue. Never try to dive through and it will fuck some people up.
Speaker: not like every clear not like every clear will well no no no ever clear is different but johnnie walker because ever clear you're getting into a moonshine base like yeah i'm trying to literally ever clear is 120 proof straight in the bottle that's sold over the show yeah like you can't even talk moonshine on that crown royal is whiskey it's canadian whiskey
Speaker: That's funny. Well, yeah, Canadians. Hey, hey, hey, let's talk about some whiskey and like the number one motherfucker that always makes fun of me when I say some Canadian and I fucking find it funny because it's like no one has ever given me that much shit about when I pronunciate something, even not knowing trying to do it as Canadian.
Speaker: Well, all I gotta say is. Ladies and gentlemen, but no. It's all about just. Private.
Speaker: But Lagee, I did follow or subscribe to your channel on YouTube. I'm gonna check out some of your content. Love to have you on the podcast one day. I'm looking for guests, like it's no joke. I can't even dig into the bottom of the barrel right now. Like this motherfucker is scratching.
Speaker: I'm not saying like he's a horrible person. All I'm saying is Jarvis is scratching because he needs people on his podcast. I'm not saying like he's on my podcast. No, no, I get that. I was the bottom of the barrel. Like he was like,
Speaker: So, the boy is set very low for guests. Yeah. And if anyone thinks I need guests to have a successful podcast or other **** in mind, I mean, you needed me. Well, I mean, you don't ask people to join the podcast unless you need them. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I feel personally attacked right now.
Speaker: We had three guests on the show tonight. God damn one. Well, one guest and two. To be fair, Glick, you didn't ask me. I invited myself. You didn't invite yourself to be. Let's be honest on that. Let's be honest. You did. You're like, hey, I'm coming on your show tomorrow. I was like, okay.
Speaker: It was weird how me and Blick just start talking on StreamYard, which collab, that actually helps out a lot.
Speaker: And just like, you know, I like the collab. The only unfortunate thing with collab with StreamYard is that nobody actually follows follows through. You know what I mean? I've had several podcasts that have been like, Hey, we'd love to have you as a guest on the show or I've reached out to other other podcasters. Um, I was having a great conversation with this one podcaster. Um, I thought she would have been fun as hell on the show. Um, and, and then she was like,
Speaker: I don't want to put her I don't want to put her business out there. But there was a little hiccup and she was like, hey, do you think that your viewers or the guys on your show is going to have a problem with this? And I was like, no, nobody's actually going to fucking care. And I'm not going to bring it up unless you bring it up. So it don't matter. You know, I think, you know, I've seen your show. You've said you've watched our show. I just think you would be a fun guest to have on the show.
Speaker: And vice versa, you know, I would gladly come up on your show as well. And then it just kind of went silent and that happens a lot of the time. You know, Jarvis and I connected on that collab and it just happened to work out that he actually, we stayed in contact and he actually jumped up on the show and he was, he was cool. We had a good time hanging out with him.
Speaker: Alright, boys. Put your put your willies away. Put the willies away, boys. The worst thing. I really need to attempt bed. It's five twenty. I've been doing. Go to bed. Yes. Yes. Straight up. Go to bed. Because I I agree. I almost I almost if I didn't hear from you tonight, I was going to send you a message tomorrow and check on you and make sure you're okay because outside of seeing you in Fireman
Speaker: And then I talked, well, I didn't talk to you Friday. You were live Friday. So, uh, but it did seem like you're getting some rest and you're finally getting some sleep. So I do appreciate you being here as always. And you know that you're always welcome whenever you want. You know, all you gotta do is say the word, get you some sleep. We're going to do this. We're going to do about another hour on here before we, uh, before we, uh, wrap this show up. Mama's going to come home and she wants to drink and apparently
Speaker: He's got some business to attend to. He's going to pull those Tom Brady. I don't know. I don't know about. I don't know what business might mayor. It may not happen. Are you going to **** work tonight? I think he exactly exactly. It's like, hey, mother **** We gotta have a pep talk. Come here.
Speaker: Hey, but you got those racist guys for a reason only. Most of the comments. There we go. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Anybody who's watching, anybody who's lurking, you guys want to pull up. There's the link again in the comments, monkey business, but honestly, I do. I'm proud of myself. I got to say, uh, I'm, I'm pretty proud of you too. Young lady.
Speaker: you you are you are doing so much better and uh and uh you know that's that's awesome all things considering all things considering well link only popped up on uh leggy i will get you pulled up on uh youtube
Speaker: One bad thing I'll say about podcasting and having guests on is there's guests out there that are really great. And there's the guests that you literally have to talk them.
Speaker: and get them into talking. Jarvis, I'm gonna be Jeff right now. I'm just gonna hand you that shovel and start digging. It's true. You can't fucking sugarcoat this shit, man. Well, Joe, I know. Like people can be like Steven, you can't say that, but fuck that. It's true. It's not just guess that you have to that you have to poke him right like that. We've had
Speaker: We've had co -hosts. I've had co -hosts on this show that it was literally like pulling teeth to get them engaged in the conversation. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, like, dude, like, why, why are you here right now? You know, what are you doing? And then I've had, I've had co -hosts or guests on the show that didn't need names. K mag.
Speaker: that won't shut the fuck up. Oh, what the fuck? Fuck you, Blick! Fuck you, Blick! I know, it's like, I know. Go ahead, K -Mac.
Speaker: No, no, you got it. You got it. You started before me. I think what it is is that some people when they hear about podcasts, they think of some others that are very negative podcasts out there. And me and Glick, when when I started my show, it was pretty much just me talking to
Speaker: No one I had no guess until I brought in a co -host and that coast co -host is now on talking shit because he wanted to do his own thing I didn't want really want to keep talking to guests all the time because Ten times out of ten or no, not even that five times out of ten So 50 % you'd get that guess that you're just like why are we even why are we here? and I've actually had to leave an episode once because I
Speaker: Fucking, I couldn't get the person to talk. It's like, so you're in the movie industry. Yeah. Well, what's that like? Fine. And I literally told Mark, I was like, I gotta, I gotta go. Can you do this interview? Because I couldn't deal with that person. It's like, I had dedicated my time to them and all they could give me was like one second answer.
Speaker: We, we've been, we've been very fortunate. One second, Mike, I see. We've been very fortunate with the guests we've had on our show because here, one of the things that we do, um, we'll bring, uh, Michael, Michael Bathurst in the building. Uh, what's going on with you, buddy? Um, how are you doing? Good to see you. One of the things that we do on our show, when we bring guests up on the show.
Speaker: Yes. And we've had musicians, we've had former NFL, we've had two, or no, three, three former NFL players on the show. And we've had musicians, we've had comedians, we've had authors, a very good friend of mine has, I think he's on his fifth book.
Speaker: He did three books of poetry, and now he's got a series that he's writing. I think he's on his fifth book, maybe sixth book. But when we bring them up here for the interview, I don't want to be that. And I've actually had another friend of mine who's on the radio in Tampa, a very successful talk radio station down in Tampa, 1025 the Bone, which I listen to all day long, every day.
Speaker: He's on that radio station on multiple shows and he does his own podcast as well. And that was such a great show that when he came up here with us because I thought it was just gonna be us.
Speaker: being guys making fart jokes and dick jokes and stuff like that. And it got very serious. It got very real because when I bring a guest up here, I want you guys to be a part of the show. I want you to feel comfortable. Obviously, you know, we're going to ask the questions, you know, your career, what got you into it. But at the same, we want to make people a part of the show where they can come in and hang out and feel comfortable.
Speaker: And enjoy, you know their time here, which was what surprised us with Chris Clooney when he came up here He came up and he came right out the gates Jeff made a little joking comment. Yeah Boom without hesitation Chris was awning. I love the topic that you guys were talking about just a second ago Well, you were you were talking about
Speaker: basically doing your own podcast, which which is an art form. It really is an art form. And you can have guests that are like dry toast. Yep. Right. And it's like you were saying someone's like pulling teeth and
Speaker: The truth is you have to find people that I think vibe with you. We all have our own tribe, right? And whoever and some individuals like, you know, I think can go in any broadcast and basically be a chameleon and work their way around it. And then you have other people who if you coax them right and you're a good host, you can have a fucking deadly
Speaker: Broadcast in fact, you'll bring things out of them that you thought would never come out of them I like the banter you guys have it's it's a little bit out of my comfort zone some of the language and stuff Yeah, we're definitely not everybody's cup of tea and we understand that and it's kind of
Speaker: You know, our, our, it's just, it's our brand. That's, that's so douchey. God, that's douchey to say. It's not douchey. No, that's true. It is. It's your brand. Yeah. You know, we, we have fun. We're, we're, we're, we're grown folk. I don't want to say, and I hate this and Tony and I, and I busted his balls a million times about this. Tony used to always say the show is man talk. I hate that.
Speaker: We're grown folks. We're grown folks having grown conversation. And it doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman, if you want to come in and partake and be in the chatter's box. If you enjoy it, it doesn't matter who you are. But it's real talk. It's real conversation. And yeah, sometimes it gets vulgar. But you know, and I understand that's not everybody's cup of tea. And you don't have to
Speaker: You don't have to like it, but at the same time you don't have to watch it either. Yeah, you don't have to watch it, right? If you don't if you don't like it, you know, I'm not telling you to half off but find something you do like Can you introduce me to the other guys because you and I know each other through half but I don't know these guys Here tonight for those of you guys who don't know this is Michael backers actually I met Michael We've only done a couple shows together in all honesty. I met Michael
Speaker: the two years ago
Speaker: Uh, you know more and more on the twitch and and and uh youtube only because i'm doing football now and so for the guys who don't know me in here I used to do just I used to do just music and very spiritual stuff and and you know Uh your shock radio when you were especially at the beginning you've really smoothed out though Like you know a long way from when I knew him two years ago like yeah, we we have definitely uh
Speaker: You know, we still have that shock value, but we've kind of found our flow and our rhythm. But Michael does his thing. He's another broadcaster and a streamer out there in this vast universe of streamers and podcasters and everything else. Again, we're here on the spectrum, and Mike's way over here on the spectrum, you know what I mean?
Speaker: I think we're more in the middle now, though, than we used to be. I think I'm less spiritual than I used to be. I think so. And I think you've softened a bit. So we're kind of... Damn you, Glick. You corrupted the man. Or Michael brought Glick, you know, into the middle. It could have been both, though. It could have been both, like you were saying. I agree. I agree. Yeah.
Speaker: You know, but, you know, I met, I actually met Jarvis. He's a fellow podcaster and he does game streaming. I met him through StreamYard. There's a thing that StreamYard does. It's called Collab and it allows other podcasters to meet up and conversate. Excuse me. And he came on the show as a guest and him and I hit it off. Right. Are you okay with me repurposing this later?
Speaker: Absolutely. Okay, I want to ask you guys some questions then if I'm going to repurpose it. So and I actually and came back up here. Yeah, I've known him for a couple weeks through I met him through Jarvis through the discord community. And last night, so I just started venturing into a new world doing I do my own music show now. Um,
Speaker: And last night, probably one of the... What kind of music are you into, if you don't mind me asking? What's that? What kind of music do you like? I literally listen to everything. Me too. So like my first episode was a rock episode. My second episode was country. Last night was 80s. It's all themed.
Speaker: Okay, I have a I have a I have a purpose for everything. I don't get around that with twitch in that and you just You must you must get a million of those notifications. Hold on. We only got kicked off twitch for us last night Billy Joel got us killed last Eagles don't play the wouldn't it don't play? Yeah, there's certain ones you cannot play the Eagles on Twitter. No, I
Speaker: No, he's saying don't play me. Oh, okay We're doing this show. I've made several connections in the music industry
Speaker: One of my favorite rock bands is Blacktop Mojo. I think it's safe to say that I can call them friends of the show. We've had Adam, the lead singer of Blacktop Mojo. He's been a guest on the show. We've been playing their music since day one, since we were on Haps. We've been playing their music. There's a few other bands that I've met and I've become acquaintances with. And they're local bands. They're unsigned. They're up and coming. So we play a lot of that. We've also had an artist.
Speaker: So I'm also, and that was kind of the whole idea of me starting the music show was I want to play, not only am I, and this is also a part of my growth doing quote unquote podcasts. I'm letting people into.
Speaker: a part of my world that I don't let a lot of people into. And that's my music. Music has always been very special to me. I'm not an artist. I can't sing. I think I can sing. I can't play an instrument to save my life. Can we give people a pointer though? Just because you're doing something here that's really cool. You're going out of your comfort zone. You're doing something new. You're doing something kind of personal. This is a personal thing.
Speaker: There are so many people this year, because we're coming up to the end of the year, who are going to want to start a podcast and are absolutely effing terrified. And maybe surround yourself with people you have fun with, right? You don't want to be four people in a room going, yeah, OK, what? Yeah, OK, what? Yeah, OK. You can't have that. Where you and I, and Tony, and these two individuals, and as you can see here for five freaking hours, oh my god.
Speaker: you have the ability to ramble, right? But entertaining, ramble, not just dribble, mindless dribble. And I was watching you earlier and you guys are all entertaining and you have fun with each other, which is good. And go ahead. That's part of the, even in the last six months, this is part of that new growth. I have found myself,
Speaker: a circle of friends. And I say friends because I consider Jarvis a friend. You know, K mag and I just hung out last night. I think it's safe to say that from moving on, I think K mag is going to be a friend. I start out and Benji. I frickin love Benji. And he wants to do his own show.
Speaker: and we're working on that behind the show or behind the scenes. And he's never done any podcasting or anything like that before. You would swear though, you guys have known each other a while. Like it doesn't seem like you just met this guy randomly on the corner. And you want to do a podcast? Exactly. So in the last six months, I've actually surrounded myself with a circle of people in this. And the show has changed a lot in the last six, seven months. In what ways?
Speaker: in positive ways. We've gotten, we've stopped entertaining the drama. We've stopped entertaining the naysayers. You know, I make fun of Tony and I pick on Tony and I choke on Tony. I understand he's got a lot going on in his life. Yeah. A lot of things going on behind the scenes. He's a good guy. Tony was on this show and Tony was on this show. Yeah. Tony was phenomenal.
Speaker: Yeah, he was just here. It really brought down the show. And he's got to be he's got to be present. I know. And it was. Yeah. And it was hard for me to tell him, look, dude, you're you're not on the show anymore. You're not a part of the show. You're not a member of the show. That was that was a hard thing for me to do. And there's a lot of things that Tony does that aggravates the hell out of me. And I don't want to bring it up on air or anything like that, because I would have the private conversation with him.
Speaker: And that's what you should do, by the way, folks. Don't do it on air. Yeah. You know, you want to piss off a friend for life over a beer, but not on air. Yeah, exactly. Basic respect, especially for someone you care about.
Speaker: But, uh, but no, the show is, the show has absolutely changed for the positive. I want to ask you a question though, cause you're, you're doing a lot of like, and I know how your mind works. Okay. So you first said to me that you're stepping away from the drama. I thought your show was the drama. No, my show has never been the drama. Like when I first knew you, it sure was. I'm sorry. I used to stir the pot all the time.
Speaker: There was drama and there was issues and you weren't the only one that stored. But I'm also the type of guy that I'm very outspoken. I'm going to speak what's on my mind. I would have never known that. Yeah, right. If I hurt your feelings, well, then you shouldn't have come and poke the bear at the end of the day. Well, you shouldn't podcast if you're super sensitive.
Speaker: Yeah, exactly. Here's a lesson to anybody watching these type of things. 80 % of the people are going to be okay with you. 20 % of them are not going to like you.
Speaker: And that's okay. And you've got to deal with the 20 % that don't like you. And I heard you saying trolling and this and that, and that is all part of it. You're going to have people say horrible shit behind your back. Um, and if you don't have thick skin, you're done. You're done like dinner. You'll, you'll be hibernating or, you know, going to the well of reclusive because, you know, that guy said, I drink too much while maybe you do it, you know, and I grew up and I grew up in Thunderdough.
Speaker: I mean, what does that mean for us? Who doesn't understand? Go ahead. I come from a family of smartasses. So like, you know, back in the day, when we actually socialized, I've kind of been labeled the black sheep of my family, black sheep of my family. But you know, we would get together for family reunions or cookouts or whatever.
Speaker: All we did was just bust each other's balls, break each other's balls. It was all in good nature. Like we weren't being mean, you know? So you had to be thick skinned. You know, I was brought up to have thick skin and to be tough, you know? And all my friends, Jeff and I have been friends for 25 years. I love that man to death. I think, you know, like in all honesty,
Speaker: I love him like a brother. And we tell each other constantly. You need that though. You need that. Yeah, you know, we'll message each other randomly. Hey, man, I hope you're having a good day. Just want you to know I love you, brother. Yeah. You know, so we even I just want to ask Stephen a question. Stephen, how did you get involved with this guy? I'm serious. Well, I had been doing a podcast for four years. Okay.
Speaker: And it started out as Steven Jarvis reviews. I was just reviewing, just trying to get my foot in the door. I think I'd seen it. Honestly. I think I've actually seen your show. Go ahead. Yeah. And then after that, like I was on Twitch.
Speaker: It might have been. Yeah, dude. It's been so long since I've done that one. And then I had my wife on because I was like, you know, maybe if I had a co -host. Yes. And granted, she was my girlfriend at the time, but now we're married. And one person had to say the wrong thing to my wife. And like I told the person, I'm like, dude, I don't care if you're bigger, stronger, faster, taller than me. What you just said to a person I love.
Speaker: that that
Speaker: I do have a big announcement that will be on my next stream. We've been hyping it up and it's going to be a big deal. Um, I'm doing the behind the scenes work on it. It's going to be something that my wife is doing. She's going to get into Twitch gaming and she asked me and she asked Dalton, she asked shy to kind of be behind the scenes people. And I said, I'll do the behind the scenes work. I've done it multiple times. I've created content for many years.
Speaker: But then when she had left the show, then it went to, I think it stayed the Jarvis reviews for like a long time. And then all of a sudden, about a year or two ago, went to Steven Jarvis and friends, which was on Buzzsprout. And on, I did it a few times on Facebook live, just because it was a new avenue to try and get more people onto the show.
Speaker: Well, then once I got on to the Jarvis podcast, then a new thing called StreamYard's collab came out and that's how I met that frowny face asshole named Glick. And yeah, we hit an awkward way. I think that's what you meant to say. No, paper champ, paper champ. And the funny thing was is that like, he's like, I'm not going to sugarcoat it for you. If you come on my show and you act like a
Speaker: for better words, like a pansy, like you get offended and all that. Yeah, I will roast you. Yeah. And I will make sure that your whole community knows that I've roasted. Okay. And so then we hit it off on his show, I had to deal with Tony eating in a buffet line.
Speaker: I had to deal with Jeff. So we're talking Tony D? Is that what we're talking? Tony D, yep. To shake my ice and eat my sandwich and breakfast. Like he was, I don't know what restaurant he was at. He used to Windex all the time when he was on Haps. What restaurant was he on that night? I don't know. He was literally picking the food out of his teeth, driving home, picking the food out of his teeth. And I'm just like this.
Speaker: I'm like, what did I get myself into? But Glick and Jeff were just ragging on me and I just and Glick of course showing us his little fucking title belt.
Speaker: I said, you think you're the champ? And he's like, dude, I'm the podcasting host champ. And I'm like, well, one day I'm going to take that away from you. And he's like, hopefully one day you'll at least have a podcast that's good enough to take it away from me. And at that point, I think we have confidence, though, to do this. Oh, yeah, exactly.
Speaker: Right? If you don't have confidence, you're done. But then you also shouldn't take it so seriously either. Like, so for me, the first night I've ever been on a podcast ever. We popped your chain.
Speaker: Yeah, you did. You did. You know, and I think I've held my own. I think I've held my own and like the responses and dealing with the ball busting or whatever you want to say. But I mean, that's who I am. Like I'm going to be me. I'm not going to be anybody else. You know, at the end of the day, like if you don't like me, don't watch me. Yeah, I agree.
Speaker: So Michael, I gotta ask you a question, man. Sure. What, what, what, uh, where'd the change, you know, because you, you know, you were very used to very inspirational and, and, and, and, and all, and all the stuff that you, what, what spurred the change for you? Cause, cause you are, you know, you, I didn't even know, Hey, I didn't even know you were an American football fan. Michael's in Canada, by the way. Um,
Speaker: But, you know, and I've seen you hanging out with Tony and I'm rich. And I wouldn't say that you're shocking or anything like that, but you've gotten a little bit more. Angie. Yeah, exactly. For a lack of words. For you from the old Michael Bathurst that I do from Haps. And when Haps went away on Twitter spaces. I think what you're seeing now is more Mike, the real Mike.
Speaker: So the prior, prior, you know, the past, what we've seen. Yeah. Was that just a character? Was that just just fakeness or? I would say that was one of many in in the basket. What you're getting tonight is me. OK, but I'm with Tony. That's me. It's like you. Tony drives me crazy and I drive him crazy and.
Speaker: I think we forget we're on air sometimes and I have to kind of roll it back. The other thing is... I've got to be 100 % honest with you, never in a million years, based off of, you know, Habs and Twitter spaces, never in a million years would I ever thought
Speaker: that you would have wrote up onto this podcast, onto this show. Yeah. But see, we just, we just said though, you've kind of softened and I've gotten harsher. And now there's more of a comfortability for you, you know, being more comfortable and doing the live streaming and, and changing. No, I think it's me being more comfortable showing who I really am.
Speaker: Yeah. You want to be more real. You don't want to put that, that, that fake persona and I'm not saying fake persona to be a dick, but you know, it's real. What you're saying is it's really, it's, it's like, you know, podcasting in general and you do it and I do it. And I guarantee the other guys in here, especially even the, I pop my cherry and that will change. Yeah.
Speaker: I think is always going to be K back at this point. I'm casting. Hey, I am who I am and I am what you get. Like, I'm sorry but I'm one of those people who you'll like me or love me but at the end of the day, if you don't, I'm not going to be disappointed if you don't **** like my content. Don't follow me. Like, I'm that guy.
Speaker: I mean I would love to see a podcast came that would came egg would do but like at the same time it's gonna be scared Jarvis I mean it depend if I'm associated with the show yes oh trust me I wouldn't ask any three of y 'all that are here right now
Speaker: or jeff to be a part of it yeah but you gotta be business sometimes and that's that's the thing with podcasting see in my that's why my podcast was filled because i i'm not a business kind of guy yeah exactly and i i'm not i like this side of shit i will hopefully admit that in front of me you and everybody here right now i mean i i think honestly if you did try and change k meg
Speaker: That's not who you are. No, I love your streams because you are who you are. And you'll get an audience with that. I talk shit on everybody. I'm not going to lie. I honestly do. And Michael, I've never met you. Yes. But I'm the kind of guy who
Speaker: You can ask Glick, like he's been in my streams multiple times and I've been in his streams multiple times and last night I was like, dude, fuck it. Let's let's do an encore of what you're doing. Like I love 80s music. Yeah. You know, so let's fucking do it. Me and him linked up on TikTok and like it was a straight basically shit talking moment. And I'm not going to lie about that. Like that's what it was.
Speaker: Now, last night, I probably got one of the coolest compliments I've ever gotten since I started doing the podcasting and whatnot. Excuse me. And I was doing my music show, so I just just started doing Glick's House of Music. And last night, K -Bag was in the chat and probably one of the coolest compliments, probably one of the best comments I've ever gotten since I've actually started doing this podcast. I've been streaming for many years.
Speaker: Yeah. Uh, my guy was like, dude, I'm in the middle of the stream. I said, fuck it. I'm going to come hang out with you because your stream is so fun. He, he ended his stream and to come watch me play music, you know, which was the kid in them, right? The kids, the kid curiosity and like, Hey, this looks like a better party. I'm going to go there.
Speaker: Well, I wouldn't say that like, please. Yeah. I'll admit. The only party you got going on is one in your mouth. Don't like lick. Oh shit. But no, like straight up, like, so I'm, I'm 14, 15 years in the oil and gas industry. I'm so desensitized to human emotion that it's.
Speaker: It is what it is anymore for me. But when Glick was playing 80s music, I grew up on 80s music with my dad. My dad was hardcore classic rock, what they considered it in my day and age growing up. And he was playing songs.
Speaker: or bands like cover bands or stuff like that. And I was like, dude, I was like, what about this one? What about this one? And I'm like, we could collaborate. I was like, if you have any suggestions, I got ideas if you've got suggestions.
Speaker: Because music, much like Glick, is my outlet. That's how I express myself. Good for the soul. Yeah, it is. It's good for the soul. Definitely. It really is. It's good for healing. Yeah. It's good for rage. Yeah. If you're really upset, it's good for working out. Yeah. It's good for heartache.
Speaker: And that's what I was, that's what I was telling click. I was like, dude, if you want to collaborate, like, you know, like on your next stream or podcast or whatever, for some music to play. I was like, I'm down. I was like, just ask me. I was like, I'll fucking, I'll come up with a playlist 10 miles long. And it doesn't bother me like, because I love all genres of music. And I mean, when I say all genres, most people look at me when I'm crazy, but
Speaker: the the
Speaker: There's music I couldn't stand. I couldn't stand like elaborate jazz. And now I'm finding either my mind is rewired and I can handle it and listen to it. I never listened to old country when I was younger. I do that now. When I was younger, it was just straight ahead rock. I listened to some funk stuff. What else did I listen to when I was younger? Sometimes classical, sometimes, but not not very often. And
Speaker: Recently, it's been more blues, jazz. I don't know why, but it just is. And that's where I am in this moment in my life. I love the blues music. I love jazz music.
Speaker: because blues and jazz is the most realist music you'll ever get you might look like most of it doesn't have words but the instrumental part of it will speak to the soul harder than most music with words well like blues in my estimation is like you know when you're having that kind of day where it's just like it's not like it's the worst day you've had but it's kind of like you just get off work and you're just like god i
Speaker: just wanted to punch my boss so bad. I had a few of them, had a few of them, almost anyone. Blue's music is real life. You know, a lot of people, when you say, you know, I like Blue's music, they instantly go to a heartbreak or breakup. Oh, you know, smile, baby, a little air from me. No, no, no. Yeah. But it's not. Blue's music is real life.
Speaker: It encompasses so many things, whether it's a breakup or like Jarvis said, I hate my job, I hate my boss. And I've been a Blues fan my whole life. It's one of my favorite genres of music. There would be no rock without Blues. Yeah, I agree. No, exactly. There would be no rock in everything that is
Speaker: you know, found in like Led Zeppelin was a massive ripoff of every single 60s Bluetooth. And they just reformulated it, made it heavy and put a really amazing vocalist to it.
Speaker: Oh, Rosa, Texas, you got to turn that camera on because you are not wiener bombing us and you are not and you are not going to listen. It's it's like one o 'clock here. I am. I'm going to rock. I'm not. I'm not the the five twenty five broadcast. You're not the nine to five guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Saturday's kind of have a six hour. We cut it off right at six hours. You're like Dolly Parton, right? Yeah.
Speaker: the fifth
Speaker: Yeah, you know, Mondays and Wednesdays, it's more structure. So, uh, Jarvis Benji, um, Brian, uh, Leggy, if they want to come up on a Monday and Wednesday, uh, and there's other people that are out there that are welcome to come up on Mondays and Wednesday, Saturdays, anybody and everybody is, is allowed to come up.
Speaker: We've gotten a little bit more conscious because you get weirdos like Texas Rosso and now Mojave games that want to come up here. You don't have to call me weird. Just show us there. We know you're not as bad as some of the others. Then a couple of weeks ago, somebody created a fake account and we thought it was.
Speaker: And when it came up, it was a lot of racist things and then a weird because you don't want that associated with you guys. Oh, no. Well, I don't want that shit. But it set me off because they created a fake account at Jeeves. And Jeeves is a friend of mine. I consider Jeeves a friend. Yeah. And I lost my cool. I lost my shit. I'm not going to lie. But you know, because Jeeves is a friend. Yeah. But
Speaker: No, you know, we do appreciate you jumping up here, Mike. You know, on Saturday nights, if you're available and you want to come up, we start to show at seven. It was great meeting you guys. I know, I know kind of this gentleman here. I was very happy to share the space with you tonight. And I'm pretty sure, Mike, don't you have a TikTok, right? Also, a what? Do you have TikTok? Yes, of course.
Speaker: Yeah, I was gonna say, I think I follow you on TikTok. I think you follow me as well. Well, I have good taste if I'm following you. Well, I mean, I don't know about good taste, but you have taste at least. It's a compliment. It's a compliment. I'm taking it. I appreciate it. You know, that's the thing. When you're a broadcaster, you got to be able to take the good with the bad. That's right. That's right. Especially when you're going to radio broadcasting school like I am now.
Speaker: Oh, good for you. You have a great voice, by the way. Good fluidity. You really do. Everyone says that, but they're like, you're entertaining. And I ask Glick, I'm like, hey, Glick, am I entertained? He's like, you want to know the truth? And I'm like, sure, I can take. He's not going to get it. All right. All right. Hold on. Jarvis, you can't take it from an asshole. Jarvis, first and foremost, if you were not if you were not entertaining, you know, I'm going to break your boat. If you are not entertaining, I wouldn't have you on here.
Speaker: But Michael, I would definitely love to have you on the podcast one day. Or even to talk to you more. Yeah, well, I'm available occasionally. I'm on all the time different doing different things. And I even have one channel where I do kind of spiritual stuff when but it's all my dog. You see my dog and I do a spiritual thing. But I do the football thing now and stuff like this where I just go meet it with normal individuals, you know, hardworking people who are
Speaker: You know, trying to get through this thing called life every day. I do a lot of football conversation on Mondays. Bathurst. If you want to check out a Monday, because I'm by myself on Mondays. I will come to you on Monday. Yes. Yeah. So I can, I can, I can dive into the world of football and I'm not just reading from the internet. I'm going off of my knowledge. So click. I will challenge you. Yes. Football. Yes. He will read off the internet with you.
Speaker: the vyque we were making a comeback everybody no i know more football knowledge than that my dad used to literally go to bars when he was a drinker and when he put it down he would literally put bets down and people would ask me questions about any sport and i could literally tell him yeah and my dad would literally come home with like a thousand dollars
Speaker: Isn't it weird though the memories we have though with family and and betting and football and it's so rich in our culture and I'm from Canada and we always watch football. My grandfather loved boxing, loved boxing. Who was his favorite boxer by the way? Back in the day Sugar Ray, he loved Sugar Ray. Oh Sugar Ray. I don't know if you've probably heard of him, Scott LeDoux. Of course.
Speaker: That was my always like my Tyson. I was I was always worried for the people in the ring I was like, oh how long like was a hard -hitting son of a bitch? I'm talking the first five years when I was a young man, right? Like, yeah, I was always like how long is this gonna last and I don't know if you remember he used to It's always say we should have three people come up because I'll knock them all out within the first two minutes. I
Speaker: Yeah. And he's like talking to himself or is he? I think he's muted. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Glick. Gl
Speaker: But when you come onto a podcast that basically says, non -sensual nonsense, and we talk about anything and everything. I mean, it's, it's one of those things. It's gotta be expected. We gotta leave the shit at the door and just have fun. Yeah. No, no, we know we, we, we, we got that. You're shh.
Speaker: it's okay, we get it. Did you not, were you not listening last night when we were live until three o 'clock in the morning? Oh, I was, I was. Do you ever get neighbor complaints? What's that? Do you ever get neighbor complaints from your neighbor? So, so, so when I first moved into the con, my, my, uh. Only one is Fiancipito. I don't know if this is a condo or townhouse. I don't know what the hell you want to call.
Speaker: When I first moved in, my neighbors were fucking Gen C Gen Z fucking twats. In the comments, break it down for you. Exactly. I first moved in and I started on the podcast.
Speaker: Um, they got a little butter and, and, and, and, and, and somebody randomly left a note on my door and I'm like, yeah, any cops or what's going on?
Speaker: So then I got an email from my landlord and I went over and I talked to him and they knew I host the podcast. Like I told them when I moved in, I said, I host the podcast, you know? And I went and I bought soundproofing. So I got soundproofing on my wall and I'm set up in my bedroom. So I got soundproofing on my wall. Now, mind you, my bedroom wall is up against my neighbor's living room. And I was like, look, and then I found out who was complaining.
Speaker: And I came on and did the show one night and I brought it up and I was like, all you literally have to do is come knock on my door and talk to me like a grown up, like a man. And, you know, I'll apologize. I don't, I'm not trying to be loud. I'm not trying to be obnoxious. You know, I bought soundproofing. I was, I quieted down. You should do, send them the link and then they can come on as a gas. Well, exactly. And then you go.
Speaker: It's actually not a bad idea, but it might turn into one. Well, they were a younger couple. There's no such thing as bad ideas. Well, they were a younger couple, and the girl was pregnant. And I was like, you know what? When they had the baby, they had signs out. I said, you know what? Despite everything that's happened, I'm going to be a good neighbor.
Speaker: And I'm going to go get them, you know, as a, as a father of three kids, I know what it's like when you're, when you're a brand new parent, I was going to go to the gift basket with all yours, you know, all your essentials as a brand new, you know,
Speaker: Jack Daniels, Jim beam, cigarettes, no, I'm just kidding. Oh, Yager, you know, the minor things like diapers and maybe some outfits and some burp rags and you know, the stuff you need, but they, they, they left when the baby was born, they, they left and never came back. They apparently were staying at her parents' house. So my new neighbors are a couple of younger guys. They're in their early twenties.
Speaker: Um, I met him like a week after they moved in. I said, Hey guys, just so you know, um, I host a podcast. We do the show Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays. Uh, sometimes we get a little bit loud. We go, I get a little bit rambunctious, you know, I said, if I'm ever too, I'll just let me know. And I, you know, I don't mean to be, but let me know. And dude was like, do you drink? And I was like, yeah, he was like, so if you ever get loud, I'm just going to come knock on your door. And as long as you offer me a beer and let me come hang out, then
Speaker: We're good. And I was like, OK. And he was like, but I want to let you know that we game and we get a little loud. I was like, all right. So the same thing applies. If you get loud and I come over and knock on the door, you got to offer me a beer so we can fucking play Call of Duty together. And he was like, hell yeah, bro. So my new neighbors are super cool. Yeah. So you know how to negotiate. Yeah, I mean, I don't want to I don't want to be there. I don't want to be the asshole neighbor because, you know, I'm a country bump.
Speaker: So I've always had that mentality. I want to be friends with my neighbors. My neighbor beside me, I fucking love this man. He's an older, he's an older gentleman. He's only like 10 years older than me. He's in his early fifties. I love this dude. Like him and I have been out chit -chatting, bullshitting. I've come home one night and he's been outside. I'm like, hey, you want to come get a beer? And he was like, how are you by the way? I'm 42.
Speaker: I grew up where the community takes care of the community, your neighbors.
Speaker: I just turned 60. I do have to go guys Bro, you don't even look a day over fucking 50. Well, thank you the checks in the mail. All right I've always had the mentality of you know neighbors should be friends by my old apartment
Speaker: The building that we were in, there were four apartments and they were all super small. And the other three apartments were all, well, outside of my next, I was upstairs. My next door, I had four neighbors in the four years that I lived there, but the two ladies that lived below me were both single moms. And they knew they could ask. Jesus Christ. They knew they could come and ask me for anything. I think we want him on our side right now, Jarvis.
Speaker: What? You always want me on your side. Yeah, that's right. Hey, he's on my side. Hey, as long as that beard's sickling the balls at the end of the night, you know, whatever happens happens. I ain't nobody's bitch.
Speaker: I didn't say you were my bitch. The only thing this beard is going to tickle is the top of your forehead when you're guzzling down my cock. Okay. Whatever. You know, I mean, if you guys are down for that, I got a woman here. You know, I'll go with that. Just tell me how it went. You know, if, if you guys enjoyed it, that's fine. I appreciate you guys for who you are. Hey, this comes back to don't knock it to you. Try it.
Speaker: No, I don't need to try it. But do you? What's up? I mean, I think you might need to try it once in a while. I've kissed enough that embossed his asses in my life. We don't want to talk to you anymore. We don't want to talk to you no more, Jarvis. I want to talk to you a little bit. How you doing? I've literally tried to do it. What's up, boo -boo? Glick, I've literally tried to get Alyssa to come on here.
Speaker: I'm like, oh, let's say you love watching them anyway. When I'm. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I got a concept. Turn the camera about, you know, five degrees her way. He'll get you and her boom. She's on here. She's sleeping right now. She'll know. That's a lie for her. She don't like me. No, she'll make her like like with the whole.
Speaker: Like if you ever - If you ever - Boy, you gotta purred a mile. If you would have ever met my wife before I started doing like the Twitch and all that, she would have been a hundred percent against it. But because she sees like what - how we are a nuisance, like me and K -Mag, we'll literally give ourselves shit over nothing.
Speaker: Did I get my shit up? So yeah, I literally give myself shit every day of the week. You want to know why? Because if you give yourself shit and you make fun of yourself, you have any clue how hard it is for people who actually want to make fun of you to give you shit. Oh, exactly. Exactly. Oh, I'm the first one. I'm the first one that caught on myself. You should hear me. When I do my, when I do it, when I do my gaming streams,
Speaker: and I like there's many people in there. I talk so much shit on myself. Dude, you do. I love gaming. Bro, when do you go live gaming and I'll be there? It's random. Yeah, it's random. Oh, you sorry, second gigs. Because he's in our Discord, it'll tell you when he goes on live. Dude, I looked for him last night. I couldn't find him.
Speaker: Well, here's the thing, K -Meg. If I see him through live... I don't know how to navigate. I don't know how to work Discord. I don't know what the hell I'm doing. You have an Xbox, right, K -Meg? No. Oh, okay. Because I was about to say I'm friends with K -Meg. Well, I do, but it's not on my... You're friends with me through Xbox on my computer. Well, yeah, then if you become friends with him through your computer, because you have Microsoft, I'm sure.
Speaker: No, I got Apple. I'm fucking old school. Fuck me. Shoot me in the dickhole. Yes, I'm Microsoft. You'll be able to invite him through that. OK, well, even with the Xbox app, even if you don't have one, you'll still be able to invite him. I do. Yeah, no, no, no, I agree with that. But like, I just. This is shit. I will admit that.
Speaker: You you have to look at it from my aspect. So I invite it's nothing against people on Xbox. Yeah, I know. Right. No, no, no. I mean, I can't finish. I'll give you 30 seconds and then if you ain't done, I'm going to finish what I'm saying. Well, you're good. I was just dropping. Oh, OK. OK. But no, like.
Speaker: Um, so I have the Xbox app on my computer, but everything I do is through steam or Epic or Ubisoft or I do things through the actual creators of the games. Yeah. Cause you play a PC. Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
Speaker: And, but no Xbox, if people want to connect with me through Xbox, I am totally down. Yeah. But my Xbox name will throw a lot of people off because it's not K mag yo -yo 23 or K mag yo -yo anything on that note. I, hmm, I will admit that it's actually low noise. It's, it's, it's slow noister. What the hell is it?
Speaker: Lorn oyster. L -O -W -N, right? No, L -O -N -E. Yeah, sorry. And then oyster. Dude, that's actually badass. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, hold on. I want to know the reason behind it. It was a bad story. Yeah.
Speaker: So they let me have K -Man yo -yo, so I hit random one day. I was drunk as fuck. So, okay, backstory for anybody who actually doesn't know me. I used to have a really bad drinking problem. When I say really bad, I mean, I can still, I can put you to shame, Glick. Bro, no. Just say anything about anybody who's drinking. I put you.
Speaker: Bro. 20 beers in six hours. Yeah. Yeah. Cool story. Wow. Did you just cool story me on my own? I cool storage you. Bro.
Speaker: You got it. Hey, you're lucky. I love you because I love you, man. I don't open up into this about a lot of people. I honestly don't like this is this is a me battle that I've dealt with for many years. I've been there, brother. Okay. I put down 620 packs in two nights or 630 packs, two nights.
Speaker: week like that was regular. I was buying 630 packs every two nights just to keep going. I showed up to work more drunk than I ever did sober. I was having an operator when I was when I was in my raging time period. I was uh driving semis and I'm still driving semis to this day but I don't do what I did but
Speaker: I had companies that were like, no, bro, you're better off when you're fucking half buzzed than you are when you're drunk. So I had companies buying me alcohol and giving it to me because they knew I performed better whenever I was half buzzed or whatever the case may be. And it was shitty. I don't consider myself lucky.
Speaker: I don't consider myself fucking fortunate. I consider myself one of those that I got away with it for as long as I can. I have two reckless drivings on my record. All from drinking and driving. I don't do that no more. Now if I want to drink, I drink at home. Period. If I go to the bar, I walk.
Speaker: I walked three blocks to the bar and I asked someone for a ride home. I do all my drinking at home. Real talk, bro. Real talk. As somebody who's been there with what you're talking about, what you're saying, real talk, if you ever need somebody to talk to, and I'm not talking about live on the air or anything like that, I'm talking about real talk.
Speaker: You, you need somebody to talk to. I got you, man. Cause I totally understand what you're saying. 100%. Cause I was that guy too. Uh, you know, like I said, at 19, I was 18, 19, I was a raging alcoholic. I was literally drinking from the, if I was awake, I was drinking. I was drinking liquor. I was drinking beer. I was just whatever, you know, and, and, and, and I was a heavy equipment operator. I worked for my own home. I will fire me three times.
Speaker: quote unquote fired me three times because of my drinking. Yeah. But at the end of the day, I was, I was a functioning alcoholic. I can be absolutely bullets out of my mind and still do it all. And I can still operate any piece of equipment that we had and do our job efficiently. But I was just, it wasn't buzzed. I was a fucking blitz out of my mind. And thankfully I was from a small town. My family was from a small town.
Speaker: that the cops either went to school with my, my, my, my, my parents or, or the cops and I grew up together and, and they would, I can, I can literally call the police department and be like, Hey, uh, I'm out of beer. Can you guys come and take me up to the gas station or Hey, I'm hungry. This is before door dash. Hey, I'm hungry. Uh, I'm going to drive to McDonald's unless one of you guys come and get me and they would come and get me, or they would go to McDonald's and get my order for me. Exactly.
Speaker: you know like straight up like bro I had so many friends like so working the oil and gas industry you know like I told you last night and I would sit up from the time I got off or which was usually seven eight nine sometimes ten o 'clock at night
Speaker: Why? I would sit in my garage and I would drink. Yeah. I would literally drink until five 36 o 'clock in the morning. Like 12 till the time I had to go to work, basically. No, I got yours. I needed. And if I had to go to work, I had to go to work. If I didn't get a dispatch, you know, more power to me. I sat in my garage and drink more. Yeah. But.
Speaker: I would go to the bar, bliss out of my mind. I'd get more bliss at the bar, obviously. And then when I got news of my daughter being born, that was my turning point. That was the point in my life when I heard my daughter was going to be born. Is Jeffrey in there? No, he was.
Speaker: Yeah. It was done. It's serious. No, seriously. Really? Like came back, even seen it and he. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was funny. Like like they were starting to get into a serious conversation. And Jeff went. And then he was like, oh, I got it. I got to go. We got to get up early in the morning and do stuff.
Speaker: and just left like in the middle of the conversation. Just just left. Yeah. As he was leaving, I liked when your wife was in France, right? He does it every Saturday night. Now he's back home at like 11 o 'clock, 1130. He has to fucking get the hell out of dodge.
Speaker: but your daughter pretty much saved your life. That's what it was. Yeah, no Jarvis, my daughter did like my daughter literally turned my life completely around. Like I live my life for my daughter. Do I get onto her? Yes. Do I trigger her like she's better than anybody else? No.
Speaker: I treat my daughter like I treat everyone, you know, like if you break the rules, they're consequences. Well, yeah, like a normal parent, not like today's parenting generation. That's like one of being friends. Well, exactly like her mom. Let's just take a step back and I will say just like her mom. Yeah. Her mom wants to be her best friend and that's fine. Well, that's great.
Speaker: But at the end of the day, you you have to find the fine line between being a friend and being a parent. Yeah. And like my daughter, like I grew up old school. I'm sorry. I did. Like I'm not going to change my ways for fucking anybody in this world. Like I'm not. I am who I am. And Glick got to see that last night. You know, like I I'm me. You're
Speaker: If I can say it, you're, you're like a person that was raised the right way. No, I am. I am. You have respect for people. You don't take shit, which in this day and age is like fucking everyone wants to, you know, or not everyone, but most people want to step on little eggshells because they don't want to offend anyone. And that's what I like about you. I like about Glick. I like about Dalton. You guys are real.
Speaker: Dude, you guys don't like the main reason I got fired from the company that me and him both work at or worked at I should say is because I came in and I'm like, no, no, this ain't gonna work. This ain't gonna work. This ain't gonna work. I told the boss what he needed to hear versus what the boss wanted to hear. Yeah.
Speaker: And Dalton don't tell Eric what he wants to hear. Oh yeah, I guess. He desperately, like he's always said, he needs that job right now. No, no, it's not even that. Honestly, bro, it's not even that. I can contest. Oh, I know. You know him more than I do. Well, no, it's not even that, dude. It doesn't matter how long you know somebody.
Speaker: He tells people what they need to hear or versus what they, he tells people what they want to hear versus over what they, what he tells people they need to hear because he's in the position right now that that's.
Speaker: That's what he's got to do. Well, I, you know, I can't say no more, no less on it because I'm not him and I'm not gonna fucking be like, Oh yeah. No, you know, salty said this or that or whatever. I'm, I'm not that guy. No, you're not. I'm me, you know, at the end of the day and I've fucking, I'm a blue color, blue color, hardworking human being. And I'm going to do what I have to do to survive and
Speaker: All I can say is the company we worked at together, they didn't like what I had to say. They didn't like what I did. They didn't like what I had to say. And at the end of the day, it revolved around the pussification of
Speaker: of the oil and gas industry. Yeah, you heard me. Let's be honest and call. Let's be honest. It happened about five years ago. Okay. Gentlemen, we do gotta get ready to wrap this bad boy up.
Speaker: I do want to say thank you to you guys. I want to, you know, obviously thank you to K -Mag. Thank you to Steven Jarvis, AKA Jarvis Biden, AKA the Jeff B. Schoepage. If I could get someone to do like, or
Speaker: authentic Italian accent. I would literally create my podcast. If you did me well, I would do it. I would do it. I'm saying, dude, if I can fucking pay myself, like, dude, I got a team. It's the GBI. She like I got a team that hasn't been paid in for. Exactly. No, but but thank you to you guys. Thank you to Benji.
Speaker: my dad binge, thank you to Bathurst who rolled up on us, hanging out with us tonight. We had a good night, man. We had a fun night. We had a fun show. This was really cool. This is what we do on Saturday nights now, man. We literally just fucking hang out and shoot your shit, not any different from any other show, but Saturday nights have become kind of like a Saturday night house party.
Speaker: Can you give me one minute before you end the show? I have to go fry some chicken. I'll be right back when I do it. All right. I have a, I have a place to music, but, uh, no, we do appreciate y 'all listening. We do appreciate y 'all hanging out. Go ahead and check out the social media, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, uh, tick talk, YouTube, Twitch, everywhere you listen to podcasts that we do do the show live Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays, 7 PM ish. Uh, you guys can jump in the chatters box and hang out.
Speaker: You can also check out Glitch House of Music and check out all these guys that were on here tonight. K Maggie Yoyo 23 on Twitch. Jarvis Demon on Twitch and Jarvis Podcast on all the other platforms. Michael Bathurst is on the platforms. Benji Games 2 on Twitch. These guys are gamers. They're doing their thing.
Speaker: We was talking about drinking, we was talking about being an alcoholic, and this song seems appropriate. Probably gonna get me slapped in the dick, but it is what it is.
Speaker: Simple as my mama said when I was very young She told me not to worry son, one day you'll be someone But here I am at 21, loaded as a stagecoach shotgun I'm sorry mama, please don't look at me
Speaker: When I got to Oklahoma, I was seventeen My papa taught me how to work and Lord, he was me Working all day and night, August heatin' He taught me how to fish, my uncle taught me how to drink Well, I went to California and I had me a band And we played in all the bars in all the southern lands We played all night and we drank for free All of my boys and me
Speaker: I'm 23 and there ain't nobody who can drink like me. Soon I'll be 24 and the Lord knows that I can't drink no more.
Speaker: You sober by 24 Well, I had a girl who loved me the whole damn time Man, I drank my whiskey and she drank wine Soon my bottle was too much to come for me
Speaker: And we sit on the river and we fish all day And we drive across the country, let the radio play Seven damn years I never thought she'd leave Now I'm 23 and there ain't nobody who can drink like me Soon I'll be 24 and the Lord knows that I can't drink no more I know I should've taken it slow, snout the way
Speaker: You're sober by twenty -four Simple as my mama said when I was very young
Speaker: She told me not to worry son, one day you'll be someone But here I am at 21, loaded as a stagecoach shotgun Sorry mama, please don't look at me
Speaker: guys for listening. Thank you guys for hanging out. We'll see you Monday night for a brand new episode of Nonsense. Remember, we're at the crossroads and you don't know what to do. Five letters. WWNND. What would Nonsense do? And be good and or be good at it. Hit that button.
