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Speaker: Since the documentary The Fall of Minneapolis proves what pro-nation already knew, that is, that lifetime criminal George Floyd was not murdered by Derek Chauvin, instead of wearing those stupid I-can't-breathe tees, amateur nation should be forced to wear I-can't-think-for-myself tees or I-can't-handle-truth.
Speaker: A 100% battery electric bus run by Google, known for their bus making, barreled backwards downhill in San Francisco.
Speaker: Actually, known for their hills, crashing into multiple vehicles and sending one person to the hospital.
Speaker: EVs are great for the environment, as long as you're not in the environment.
Speaker: I see another speed remake.
Speaker: If this bus doesn't make it up the hill, people will die.
Speaker: No, wait.
Speaker: People might die if it turns off and rolls backwards.
Speaker: No, wait.
Speaker: Child slaves will die digging in mines to power these failed science fair experiments.
Speaker: 62% of millennials say they're willing to pay $7 for a daily coffee because of the joy it brings.
Speaker: Wait, there's something that brings millennials joy?
